00:01
okay
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right right now i'm of the opinion
00:09
hello guys oh god what's happening
00:12
hi i went with a kind of different look
00:15
by the way you have no idea how annoying
00:17
it is to use extensions with a wig
00:19
just saying also i'm not wearing any
00:20
headphones because as few of you may
00:22
oh god please don't say lag is it
00:24
lagging please don't say lag
00:26
are we good i i have ptsd from that day
00:30
i'm not even wearing headphones right
00:31
now because i can hold my i cannot exert
00:33
any energy and i will just sweat
00:37
a clap there's a clown on my road
00:41
just got a skittles commercial oh [ __ ]
00:43
thanks girls
00:45
nice hair today thank you um so
00:50
i think i've gotten more edgy eagle than
00:52
uh than
00:53
goth i didn't want to do goth because
00:55
it's a lot of black and if you don't
00:57
know thanks for the sub
00:58
if you don't know oh resub thanks wolfie
01:01
um if you don't know it is like 30
01:04
degrees where i am right now hold on let
01:06
me check the exact weather
01:08
weather i can't spell i put weta
01:11
it is 27 degrees it's gradually gonna
01:14
come down over the next couple hours
01:16
hi i'm guessing street i'm guessing
01:18
stream notification just came out what's
01:20
up baby
01:21
hey it is impossibly hot i love you
01:24
by the way it is impossibly hot in the
01:26
uk i just turned my fan on
01:29
i just turned my fan off and i'm
01:30
regretting it but this is what my room
01:31
sounded like
01:32
up until like a minute ago it's a bit
01:35
loud
01:36
uh i would keep it on but you'll want me
01:39
to
01:40
to die honestly so
01:43
before we start the stream i have a
01:44
couple things that i want to do
01:46
uh i wanted to stream on here for a
01:48
little bit and then i'm gonna oh thanks
01:50
for the twitch prime
01:51
uh i wanna stream on here for a little
01:53
bit it's too damn hot in england you
01:55
know [ __ ] it you're coping with that fan
01:56
on i'm get i'm be i'm going to be cool
01:58
while i'm
01:58
confined to this house and then i can
02:00
finally get out and go for a walk okay
02:03
now right so oh by the way
02:06
outfit of choice today not too shabby
02:10
i like it all right hold on
02:13
i just realized that i'm probably gonna
02:14
need sucks in a sec
02:17
so i've got some i got some small ones
02:19
just completely flat
02:21
socks okay um what i have what do i have
02:24
i have a thing oh no i have a lot of
02:26
things
02:28
one amazon package two amazon package
02:33
three amazon package
02:39
all from the po box and i want to open
02:42
all of them now
02:43
so if you like p.o boxes and you like
02:47
me stick around because there's gonna be
02:50
quality content ahead
02:52
i punched this thing okay uh first thing
02:56
this small one uh not entirely sure
02:58
where it's from
02:59
am i no but it's just mark finster and
03:02
then they've scrawled my address
03:04
across it all from amazon i think
03:07
so at least they'll be semi-good knife
03:09
today the uh
03:10
benjamin the bench made uh [ __ ] i don't
03:12
know what's called crooked river
03:14
river river oh wow this thing's like
03:18
this this thing's like a laser look at
03:20
that look at that i'm not even trying
03:22
it's like a light dude i possess the
03:24
power of the [ __ ] jedi
03:29
good enough don't cut yourself
03:33
i'll do what i want oh god it's a wig oh
03:36
jesus christ it's a wig
03:38
it's definitely a wig that is definitely
03:39
a rig and not a wig and not a dead rat
03:41
holy [ __ ] anonymous
03:43
is that i i yeah anonymous thanks so
03:47
much for the five gifted subs i don't
03:48
know who you are i'd love to thank you
03:49
anonymous but
03:51
for now i'm just gonna picture you in my
03:52
head like the hacking group all right
03:55
we do not forgiving we do not forget the
03:59
we need spaghetti
04:02
oh god the [ __ ] is this wake me up
04:07
oh it's like oh god it's like a oh god
04:15
it's like trump's natural hair color and
04:19
style
04:21
oh it's so like dude it's so
04:24
plastic it's like the least hi it's the
04:28
lowest quality wig
04:29
oh god i hate it i've been saying shrimp
04:32
a lot
04:33
karen oh my god it's it's the current
04:35
wig in 50 years it's what karen wishes
04:37
she didn't look like
04:38
did you forget about the stream i didn't
04:40
forget about the stream i
04:42
oh my ears it's really the karen which
04:44
okay
04:45
by the way it's so weird to stream
04:47
without headphones on i don't know if
04:48
you've ever tried it to stream
04:50
to your audience without headphones on
04:51
but it's a bit of a pain i didn't forget
04:53
about the stream i was late because it's
04:55
so hot in the uk
04:58
it's oh god oh there's there's the
05:00
donation do you forget about the street
05:02
oh thanks matthew
05:05
i just i read it out before it even read
05:08
i'm reading them before
05:10
but in the trump wig death to the trump
05:12
wig i don't think it is a trump oh
05:14
there's two things in here next package
05:15
i forgot it it's so weird next package
05:19
uh okay there are two things in here
05:22
oh god wait there's an amazon label
05:25
thing
05:26
taylor from taylor enjoy your rave
05:29
oh god oh no is this this is the wave oh
05:32
god is this the rave thing
05:34
i believe this is like almost sporting
05:36
it holy [ __ ]
05:38
it's just straight up it's just straight
05:39
up like a sports bra
05:41
holy [ __ ] i'm like kind of keep brave
05:44
clothes
05:44
dude we're going on a bloody rave let's
05:46
go take mushrooms together guys
05:48
let's go take mushrooms and then [ __ ]
05:51
will be
05:52
will be on in the universe of rick and
05:53
morty is this just what
05:55
is it from under armour holy [ __ ] this
05:58
is like quality
05:59
it's from under armour holy [ __ ]
06:02
this is not bad this is not like cheap
06:04
amazon crap this is like good
06:08
i can't say i'll be working out much in
06:10
it holy [ __ ]
06:12
i'm not gonna put it on do you know how
06:13
much dude i am sweating
06:15
so hot oh man i'm not sweating but oh no
06:17
my window's not open that's why
06:19
hold on stream uh you're gonna see me
06:22
open a window
06:24
oh why don't i overshut this it doesn't
06:26
create any noise
06:28
oh my god don't be looking on my butt if
06:30
you're looking at my butt i'll slice i
06:32
will kill
06:46
and 76 i want to i don't want to believe
06:50
that's a conversion thing and i just
06:51
want to believe that you typed in 36 75
06:54
for some unknown reason
06:55
my family questions me about you
06:57
dressing up and they think it's my new
06:58
fish
07:01
can you please fix your right strap and
07:03
put it over the bottom i mean listen i'm
07:05
not i'm not it's
07:05
really bugging me and what happened to
07:07
the extensions
07:09
oh for [ __ ] sake they're the one thing
07:12
that everyone's been suggesting i wear
07:14
leggings
07:14
wow i got leggings taylor
07:18
thank you taylor for sending me with
07:20
pockets
07:21
okay you know what i could get into this
07:22
you just sent me workout
07:24
you just sent me a workout gift what do
07:26
you think i'm gonna go
07:28
although it's like actually stuff like
07:31
it's actually really high quality stuff
07:33
however i don't know how much this cost
07:35
however
07:36
no i will not be working out in it
07:38
number one because i don't exercise
07:39
number two because i wouldn't i would
07:41
not go outside in a [ __ ] sports bra
07:44
holy [ __ ] wait do we have did we get
07:46
raided or some [ __ ] do we really have
07:47
that many viewers hold on
07:50
hold on hold on hold on let me check
07:53
holy [ __ ] we have like 1
07:54
800 viewers without even a raid that's
07:56
nuts
07:57
pugs dude i don't know if i'm being
07:59
weird i feel like i'm being weird
08:01
because my headphones aren't on so i can
08:02
hear all the noise around me and it's so
08:04
like not isolating
08:05
i can hear my parents judging me
08:08
okay this one is it from
08:12
that is the conversion from 50 canadian
08:15
dollars
08:17
uh there's the conversation oh okay
08:20
conversion from 50 american us dollars
08:22
that makes sense
08:26
can you please can you please explain
08:28
the story behind this
08:32
it all started on a cool autumn day on
08:35
at
08:35
7 00 am oh what the [ __ ] how many whoa
08:39
is that what the [ __ ]
08:42
hey death metal fat cat jesus he gifted
08:45
50 subs
08:46
holy crap by the way can i get listen
08:48
can we get a moment of support can we
08:50
get some support for people like death
08:52
metal fat cat
08:53
and flying cabbie man i don't know
08:55
flying cabbie man's here
08:56
but you two like got completely mixed up
08:59
in the zen in the zenger thing
09:01
and like you got kind of overshadowed
09:03
and like i was watching the stream back
09:05
and [ __ ] your
09:06
you plug champs you guys like that is
09:09
nuts
09:09
i think everyone just paid attention to
09:11
zen but like
09:13
you guys were insane during that that
09:15
was so dope
09:16
anyway what the [ __ ] is this
09:24
inner-city innocent who sent this
09:27
taylor this is more taylor this is
09:28
taylor again innessy
09:31
oh god are they socks there's like a
09:34
heel of us
09:35
no are they [ __ ] underwear
09:39
that's what i got if you sent me
09:41
underwear
09:47
this looks this doesn't look like a sock
09:53
cool cool
09:58
cool cool cool
10:04
god there's multiple things in it
10:07
oh these is this all underwear
10:11
oh [ __ ] flying cabbie manny's here hey
10:13
flying cabin
10:14
i don't know if you missed that but
10:15
[ __ ] shouts to you my guy
10:17
thanks so much for the 10 gifted subs
10:19
okay [ __ ] it is this underwear again
10:21
man are you really just replacing my
10:24
entire wardrobe at this point
10:26
oh these have like bands on them in a
10:30
sea
10:32
what the [ __ ] oh okay they seem big
10:36
they seem large they seem larger than
10:38
what i am
10:41
however maybe that just makes them more
10:44
comfortable
10:45
these are i swear to god are these all
10:46
underwear there's another one in here
10:51
it's all [ __ ] underwear he sent me
10:54
[ __ ]
10:55
he just sent me women's
11:00
am i even out of [ __ ] oh this one's a
11:02
cooler design
11:06
which one's the front that one's the
11:08
front
11:10
it's all [ __ ] women's underwear sent
11:12
me a whole package
11:14
like no joke 15 pairs
11:18
put them on no my god
11:22
you're already out here redeeming your
11:24
401ks to
11:25
descend finger zorro coming from you
11:28
zorro i know that donation hasn't came
11:30
through yet but jesus christ zorro
11:32
you would be the one to speak my highest
11:35
donator
11:36
you've also double i'm going to read
11:38
them out because they're just going to
11:39
come in really late
11:40
zorro donated two dollars he said that
11:42
and then the next thing he done another
11:43
two dollars and he said you have also
11:45
doubled your followers in the last 20
11:46
days which is [ __ ] pog champion
11:48
the streams grow so quick they really do
11:51
and this one is from po box as well and
11:53
this one's just labeled finster now this
11:56
sucks because again i can't show any of
11:58
the address on there because there's
11:59
also a return address
12:01
but i don't know if you can see this but
12:03
right there
12:04
is the it's like it says it
12:08
what it is in the thing but it's cut off
12:10
halfway
12:11
or more than halfway and i genuinely
12:12
don't know what it says
12:16
it says like order contents and it's cut
12:18
off
12:21
the [ __ ] is this i still don't this this
12:25
is nothing what is this
12:27
it looks like it's like what the [ __ ] is
12:29
this
12:31
oh god oh jesus
12:35
oh jesus oh [ __ ] oh we hit 2
12:38
000 viewers hey 2 000 viewers welcome to
12:41
unboxing strange things
12:43
is this a shirt made of
12:48
it's a it's a look there's an end
12:54
what the [ __ ] is this what is this man
13:00
who is what's the point of a shirt if
13:02
it's see-through
13:05
what it's a body it's a it's a mesh body
13:08
why do you want me to put it on
13:09
no no jesus
13:14
i was talking to some like female
13:16
streamer friends and they're like yeah
13:17
your chat
13:17
sexualizes you way more than mine does
13:20
like
13:21
no you don't want to see that i don't
13:23
want to see that i don't
13:24
i don't want to see that
13:29
uh hold on missed i'll find it
13:36
it's just missed uh before the 50 i
13:39
missed i completely missed the donation
13:41
can you fix your right strap and put it
13:43
over the boob
13:44
it's really bugging me oh
13:48
hold on okay
13:52
there we go also what happened to the
13:54
extensions
13:55
they're they're still here they're just
13:57
under this it's a bit of a pain but we
13:59
made it work
14:00
really it's like it feels like a lot of
14:02
hair but also not that much hair at the
14:04
same time
14:05
it's weird give a reason for give a
14:08
reason for why not it's great for under
14:10
your clothes
14:10
why would you want that under your
14:12
clothes what would you
14:14
i mean then it does it does it count as
14:17
clothes
14:17
if you have to wear it over if you have
14:19
to wear it under something else and no
14:21
one sees it
14:22
really is that really fashionable now to
14:25
just cover your fashion with other
14:26
clothes
14:28
anyway those are some big bumps the
14:29
straps make them look way bigger than
14:31
they are but yes
14:32
they are
14:36
peggy 18. okay
14:39
uh jesus
14:42
okay i think i managed to read out the
14:44
donations i think i might miss another
14:45
one
14:47
gaming giant said can you please explain
14:49
the story behind this
14:50
i think i saw that donation come through
14:52
but i didn't actually answer it the um
14:55
okay the story behind all oh yeah no
14:57
sorry it was like it was a it was an
14:59
autumn day at 7 00 p.m
15:00
my mother uh in labor uh
15:04
she thought she was going to give birth
15:05
then she didn't then she got a c-section
15:07
then i came out
15:08
you know skip forward around 20 years
15:09
now it's now crazy right
15:12
crazy how these things happen once upon
15:14
a time i was yet but a sperm
15:16
and an egg or was i both or neither
15:20
oh i was half an egg half a sperm oh
15:25
crazy now if i'm gonna quickly put some
15:28
socks on
15:29
your bra is bigger than before it's not
15:31
it's literally been the same one the
15:32
entire time
15:34
i think it honestly the straps of the
15:37
skirt make it look way bigger
15:40
it's an optical illusion my friends if
15:42
you don't understand
15:43
listen but i'm a master of optical
15:46
illusions at this point
15:47
like david blaine could learn a thing or
15:50
two from me
15:51
is that his name or am i thinking of
15:53
david copperfield
15:54
or like dynamo or like who's the [ __ ]
15:57
who's the other magic [ __ ]
16:00
who are these magicians where are they
16:02
and no i'm not wearing heels i'm gonna
16:03
go where extent i'm gonna go what
16:04
extension's gonna go where sketches
16:06
because they're wave cooler and they're
16:08
also flat and comfy and if we're
16:10
actually going to do a walkie-talkie
16:11
stream like i planned i want it to be
16:12
comfy
16:14
where'd you get the wig amazon amazon
16:18
amazon amazon
16:19
alright dude imagine me walking around
16:22
just
16:23
some some some some girl you see on the
16:25
street you know what i mean
16:26
and you look at her feet and then size
16:28
11 and they're flashing
16:30
they're flashing rainbow colors and
16:33
they're just talking and she's just
16:34
[ __ ] talking to a phone but wait
16:36
it sounds like a guy is that a guy in a
16:40
[ __ ]
16:40
skirt and a wig are you kidding me
16:45
light up light up sketches light the
16:48
flight of
16:51
oh yeah this is the one that's really
16:52
annoying that only has one one end of
16:54
the shoe lace
16:55
which is just impossibly confusing
16:59
okay we're gonna tie it anyway she's
17:01
gonna tie it around straight up
17:02
not
17:06
dude taylor's kind of getting pretty
17:08
good at picking some of the quality
17:10
stuff from amazon you know what i mean
17:12
taylor's got some taste bro taylor's got
17:15
taylor just wants me to go to a rave
17:21
i'm putting on shoes now that we've done
17:23
po stuff
17:24
was there another one i don't think that
17:26
was another one
17:27
no there was another one i think we got
17:29
it i think we did yeah we did all of it
17:31
okay hey raw tech thanks so much for the
17:34
twitch friend
17:36
yeah we good right now we've uh done all
17:39
of that
17:40
let's go baby the body suit is oh god
17:43
wear the bodysuit under the black bra
17:46
under a skirt it's a dorbz
17:49
ah way over a black bra under the skirt
17:53
but you'd be able to see i mean you
17:55
realize these anyway
17:57
i don't know how that would work for
17:58
specifically me but that might be how
18:00
you're supposed to wear it the bodysuit
18:02
you know hold on instead of doing this
18:04
instead of me reading them
18:06
better idea okay
18:09
ally that's what i just read you wear
18:12
the body suit over a black bra
18:14
and under a skirt it is adorbs
18:18
okay and then
18:22
and then there it is the bodysuit is
18:26
possibly meant for a raid the bodysuit
18:28
is possibly meant for a rave and with it
18:30
you just cover up the bobs with them
18:33
small shirts wear some short shorts
18:36
wait what did i miss oh gareth thanks so
18:40
much
18:43
unfortunate okay right
18:46
right right uh you know what you'd think
18:49
for someone that actually planned this
18:50
out i would have planned it out a bit
18:51
better
18:52
okay this one it matches the outfit
18:56
ready to get whacked what dude i'm gonna
18:59
knock a few strokes off my golfing game
19:01
with these all right
19:03
now to to get listen bud i've been
19:06
wanting do you remember when we did that
19:07
stream with airpods i've been wanting
19:09
new airpods for a long time and i
19:10
actually bought new airpods because
19:12
guess what your boy [ __ ]
19:13
lost both of them the first time
19:16
so i'm gonna wear airpods because i
19:19
finally have them
19:20
are there pockets in what i'm wearing
19:22
you may ask no because dresses don't
19:24
have [ __ ] pockets in them
19:25
because they're dumb and stupid what i
19:28
do have
19:28
is this does it match the outfit at all
19:31
no do i need it to carry around
19:33
my stuff yes i don't care hey
19:36
when's someone shipping me a purse in
19:38
the mail can someone just ship me a
19:39
purse
19:40
like a regular ass one that's not pink
19:42
with a flower on it that'd be great
19:45
one that's not like carried by old women
19:48
that'd be really fun
19:49
that'd be really fun and useful oh
19:51
legendary shadow thanks so much for the
19:52
three gifted subs
19:55
and also gareth thanks so much for
19:57
subbing yourself
20:00
oh my god i'm trying to set it up i
20:01
really am now again
20:03
we're gonna do this every time the
20:05
stream's going to end i'm going to go on
20:06
a what stream's going to end
20:08
then we're going to have an issue
20:09
setting it up that's what just what's
20:11
going to happen okay
20:12
here's like everyone in chat if you're
20:15
not listening and you're tabbed out and
20:16
you're not watching the stream right now
20:18
stop it and listen to me the stream is
20:20
gonna go down
20:21
for like a minute right or more
20:25
and it's gonna take time to come up and
20:27
when it does come up
20:28
something else is gonna go wrong unlucky
20:30
i know
20:32
something else is gonna go wrong okay
20:35
now it's your job to remain calm okay
20:38
i believe in you because you're cool you
20:41
can also wear a black tank top
20:43
underneath the bodysuit or maybe a black
20:45
crop top above
20:48
it with a skirt would be cute oh god
20:50
that might be you that might be good
20:52
okay i'm down
20:55
oh christ this might be less sturdy than
20:57
the other one i'm gonna get the other
20:59
one
20:59
okay never mind we're going with the
21:01
more sturdy one
21:09
this is slightly better my phone's
21:11
really heavy
21:13
oh god oh god oh no
21:16
oh god oh no calm okay good i'm glad
21:19
everyone's calm
21:20
it's not like you're typing calm in all
21:22
caps so i can tell you are not calm
21:28
now audio might be bad i don't know if
21:30
it will be i don't know if it won't be
21:33
hey don't fight out gamers all right
21:36
ready three it's gonna go down in three
21:40
in two in one