00:00
holy [ __ ]
00:06
thirsty yet hell yeah bro
00:10
oh [ __ ]
00:14
oh hey bud we back hold on
00:18
let me do a thing on my hair for a
00:19
second it's not gonna look as pretty
00:22
but i am first
00:35
i'm so upset hold on wash your hands
00:37
okay i'm gonna go run cold water on my
00:39
hands
00:43
[ __ ] you bags hold on i'll be back in a
00:45
second chat
01:10
huh
01:36
why would i lie about having sketches
01:39
that is such a strange brag
01:42
bro i i can't believe you lied to me
01:45
about your sketches
01:53
oh i'm opening windows because it is so
01:56
hot in my everywhere
02:02
ah also my makeups are not even that
02:06
[ __ ] up i have no idea how
02:08
i think i just have permanent makeup
02:11
strange brag but okay i know right
02:13
[Music]
02:15
how are you planning to post on
02:17
instagram ruby or someone else
02:19
you should get ruby or someone else to
02:21
help you with the photo actually
02:23
now have i cut my foot like a blister on
02:26
my foot
02:28
short socks not fun yeah the um
02:32
okay i think i'm i i think i'm just
02:33
gonna kind of whenever i do a stream
02:35
i'll post on instagram
02:36
did we have like a hundred subs that i
02:38
missed we got
02:40
now i can actually like start yes
02:44
oh hold on let me actually make sure i
02:48
can hear things where's my head where
02:50
the [ __ ] am i
02:52
i've been scammed did you try the big
02:55
dog small dog
02:56
exercises also next time you are outside
03:00
just smile and wave
03:02
yeah i could do but like it's going to
03:04
take a like okay
03:06
there go strap check oh no that bob came
03:09
out of place now this time that's that's
03:11
the one bob i thought we were safe from
03:16
oh okay it's a trap no wait dude let's
03:19
go
03:21
nailed it strap check he back okay
03:24
now you can feel free to give me all of
03:26
your money because i can actually hear
03:28
you
03:29
zoro said we got more captain sparkles
03:31
on me wait what we got more than captain
03:32
sparkles dude
03:34
hell yes also my stream just shut off
03:37
for somehow oh yeah every time i stream
03:39
like
03:39
every time i have to cancel it for or go
03:41
on to a new thing we lose viewers
03:43
because they think it's ended because
03:44
they haven't refreshed the page
03:47
okay i love how he says bobs
03:51
they're they are bobs what do you want
03:52
me to call them breasts
03:54
what are you st what are you what are
03:56
you gross
03:57
i wouldn't call them by their anatomical
03:59
name i'm not some sort of
04:01
psychopath who the heck calls them
04:04
breasts
04:07
so bobs exactly bobs are so much funnier
04:11
oh [ __ ] i didn't think you'd actually
04:12
where did you get your bobs
04:14
i am a transgender female and looking
04:16
for some
04:18
to make me feel more comfortable amazon
04:20
they're like 20 bucks
04:21
uh that oh [ __ ] hi hi
04:25
ho pyro hi ho pio gifted five seven sony
04:29
tiger team welcome back taigati
04:31
or jojo whichever you want to be i
04:33
record your tigers welcome back tiger t
04:35
um thanks so much for the five subs
04:38
they are like that if you google in if
04:40
you google amazon if you amazon search
04:43
fake boobs they're like the first thing
04:46
that comes up
04:47
besides like the ones that look dumb
04:49
they're like the ones that like
04:51
individual
04:54
holy [ __ ] come on
04:59
oh no oh no oh no
05:06
holy [ __ ] how's it going i've been
05:09
trying to get you to see this message
05:10
for a while but the chat goes so fast
05:11
i'm making sure you care
05:12
wait i'm sending i'm making you a care
05:14
package a care package of what
05:17
what is the care package of please
05:21
well the [ __ ] was the first time i see
05:23
you and this is what i see hell yeah
05:25
welcome welcome sir
05:26
welcome to the streams bobbies
05:30
bobby's my guy bobby
05:33
okay bugger stream
05:36
oh who've we got in the chat i wonder
05:41
cool ah cool vip zara's here hey zara
05:46
all right we good me pug hey
05:49
what was i saying oh yeah packet care
05:52
package of what
05:53
foods female stuff
05:57
guy stuff what stuff i want to know
06:02
is he transsexual no i'm not
06:06
answer the question i did answer it okay
06:08
so the question here's what it was
06:09
i did that i i didn't do the actual
06:11
voice exercises no because in the same
06:13
way that i can't actually do it here i
06:15
did that humming into water thing
06:17
once and then i went this doesn't seem
06:18
like it's helping
06:20
and that was it but the big dog small
06:24
dog thing i watched
06:25
and all the the big dog small like
06:28
exercise was literally just say the
06:29
words
06:30
constantly as like a
06:33
as a baseline and i'm not actually
06:35
trying to learn it yet
06:38
a few items of clothing some canadian
06:40
snacks and a few surprises
06:43
[ __ ] yes hell yes hell
06:46
yes all of that is so good surprises
06:49
snacks and clothing
06:51
you're giving me bad gender feels i've
06:53
been out as a trans woman for five years
06:56
and i can't
06:57
even get myself to look one quarter as
07:00
good or feminine as you
07:02
it's a lot of the lighting and a lot of
07:04
it's a lot lighting and a lot of makeup
07:07
i'll give you some tips though magnetic
07:09
magnetic eyelashes are
07:10
[ __ ] easy as [ __ ] and like get the
07:12
ones with the eyeliner because then it's
07:14
just like learn eyeliner and then you
07:15
put eyelashes on it's just easy as [ __ ]
07:17
and then just add like eyebrows and then
07:19
that's pretty much all you need to do
07:21
fun fact um stand so close
07:25
you've just watched me walk for over an
07:28
hour
07:28
and you're like hey can you stand up
07:32
holy [ __ ] oh my god
07:36
i mean i will stand up but still that's
07:39
what i'm wearing
07:40
yay okay oh
07:46
right here's what we're gonna do because
07:49
i'm bored i want you guys to i want you
07:51
i want i skirt go spinny skirt go
07:56
oh [ __ ] bob's spun thick thigh
07:59
jesus it is cringe listen
08:03
where are the days where are the days
08:07
when you guys used to just insult me
08:09
that was so much more fun and i could
08:10
roast you guys back
08:11
that'd be so much better can i roast you
08:14
can we roast each other
08:15
that'd be so much more fun because all
08:17
of you just want me to call scappy and
08:19
honestly that's just not even good
08:21
content
08:24
every time i call scappy it's it's like
08:26
the same thing it's just like
08:27
i call him he goes i'm streaming again
08:29
he goes oh okay
08:30
and then we make a couple of jokes that
08:31
are in this i think i'm just bugging him
08:34
whenever i do
08:36
[ __ ] you rose [ __ ] you who said that
08:38
hold on
08:40
i want to read his name [ __ ] you muffin
08:42
pew
08:43
what he was oh you are a sub oh [ __ ]
08:45
nevermind i kind of do
08:46
muffin pew i bet you just got that name
08:48
from bad boy halo
08:49
because you have no personality good
08:53
rush next
08:54
uh gay boy uh how about you
08:57
daily daily sonic blast what did you
09:00
make that name when you were 10 and you
09:01
just kept it because you're lazy bud
09:03
what did you make that name when sonic
09:05
was relevant
09:06
oh dude imagine having sonic in your
09:09
name in 2020
09:10
oh anyway you're a [ __ ] [ __ ]
09:15
nice you're too scared to do a reddit
09:20
rosie can we have a stream with ruby
09:23
before you move
09:25
yeah we love her too much and don't want
09:27
to lose her
09:28
a thousand percent yes i'm also by the
09:31
way i just completely missed the bits
09:32
donation uh i'm also professional
09:34
cooking or any recipes
09:36
do red at roast emmy should we do a
09:38
reddit rosemary
09:39
okay that's already roast me where
09:43
is my [ __ ] where is my [ __ ]
09:46
where is my [ __ ] where is my shirt all
09:48
right
09:49
[ __ ] it i don't have any paper because
09:51
who the [ __ ] has paper in their house
09:54
um honestly
09:57
i don't actually think it'll be that
09:59
great of a reaction just because
10:01
sometimes reddit posts just get lost but
10:03
i'll make one
10:04
the actual exercise is pumping like a
10:07
big dog and then doing a small pan thing
10:09
it helps
10:11
you find your muscles and teaches you to
10:13
use them properly
10:15
also how tall are you smiley face i'm
10:18
5'10
10:20
so i'm a big boy
10:25
[Music]
10:27
let's go black girl you are saying you
10:30
are a powerful and positive voice for
10:32
thousands of questioning
10:34
and confused children and young adults
10:38
no matter where your journey takes you
10:40
know you have my support for what it is
10:42
worth
10:44
i mean five dollars apparently colon
10:48
that's so sweet i'm not sure
10:51
shut up i'm not so sweet shut up don't
10:53
talk to me like that thank you that was
10:54
so sweet that was sonic shut up
10:56
that was so nice i mean
10:59
just to throw back to every time i've
11:01
said this and how we doing the roasting
11:03
thing
11:04
i don't think about that are you gay or
11:05
just into men
11:07
[ __ ] you zara
11:11
you can't even do your makeup zorro you
11:14
want to get roasted
11:16
okay well go back to the corner you
11:18
should be at thought
11:20
oh wow you little [ __ ] okay
11:23
we're playing that game are we i'm
11:25
making a roast me
11:26
thing
11:34
is that good enough ah slush roast me
11:37
[Music]
11:39
it's not but i don't care oh
11:43
you make me get you make me gay and i'm
11:45
a girl my pansexual ass is confused as
11:47
[ __ ]
11:48
good
11:52
okay so far john has so far had the best
11:54
roast
11:55
okay let me let me i'm gonna turn
11:59
everything off for a second also thanks
12:00
craft bite for the
12:01
twitch prime okay chat box is going off
12:04
that's turning off streamlabs is turning
12:05
off
12:06
this is turning off because i got to
12:07
take a picture and then that's turning
12:09
off as well all right
12:11
let's make sure my camera my phone
12:14
couldn't actually be picked up on this
12:15
thing
12:15
also shows me there we go right
12:23
well let's do like a uh let me get like
12:25
oh wait let me get my screenshot thingy
12:26
up
12:27
bottom
12:31
[ __ ] i can't even like hold it that way
12:46
oh [ __ ] i don't like that holy [ __ ]
12:50
okay i'm gonna try that again shut up i
12:52
know it's backwards i will turn around
12:54
in post
12:55
it's mirrored i don't care oh my god can
12:57
i like flip it and
13:01
i flip it let's like edit
13:09
no i cannot
13:14
[ __ ] it i don't care i don't care
13:17
they'll get the point
13:23
there we go that's what i'm settling on
13:26
that is what i'm settling on
13:30
it's mirrored i don't care the paper is
13:32
going to be mirrored as well
13:35
also i don't have paper who the [ __ ] has
13:36
been i mean i do have paper but what was
13:38
i gonna
13:39
shut up they're gonna roast the [ __ ] out
13:43
of my spelling i
13:44
just know it and i oh not my spelling my
13:45
goddamn everything reddit
13:49
okay do i need an account oh god i need
13:53
an account
13:53
[ __ ]
13:58
oh wait i have an account
14:01
why do i have seven karma what did i
14:03
post
14:05
can i see my reddit history oh
14:10
i can i made a thing on a cgi post when
14:15
they were like i can't make displacement
14:17
textures work
14:20
yeah i'm just dumb okay cool [ __ ] it i
14:23
don't care
14:24
uh let's go on to
14:27
it's just bored yeah the uh
14:31
let me go on to reddit on my phone i'll
14:33
see if i can remember my password
14:35
for this account sign up log in
14:39
log in
14:42
okay
14:49
uh i don't know what my password was
14:53
please be that
14:55
it wasn't [ __ ]
15:03
what the [ __ ] that's not the right
15:06
password either
15:08
[Music]
15:10
finster what why did that not re oh god
15:12
yeah
15:14
hold on there's there's so
15:18
all of the rose have not been able to
15:20
read out because they're like
15:22
holy [ __ ] hold on i've missed so many
15:23
donations because of this let me turn on
15:25
all my stuff again
15:26
streamlabs on uh sub goal
15:30
on name on where's my chat box chat box
15:33
chat box chat box
15:34
on there we go we're back to normal now
15:36
there we go back to normal
15:38
right let me read out some of the notes
15:39
real quick roast
15:41
gnosts okay
15:46
go tell your sister she's pretty because
15:47
we really needed some more on the
15:49
streams there we go it's the first
15:50
normal one
15:51
anonymous donated three dollars and he
15:53
said someone call hmrc
15:55
thought audit i don't think that people
15:58
know that
15:58
internet money is taxable
16:02
anyway roasting question mark reagan
16:04
this is rank
16:05
rengay man donate three dollars he said
16:08
roasting oh well
16:09
oh [ __ ] thanks so much for the thanks so
16:10
much for the gift it sounds like
16:12
legendary shadow
16:14
roasting oh well you look like one of
16:15
those girls with daddy issues that got a
16:17
boob job and light up shoes for
16:19
attention
16:20
and he's used to walking the streets at
16:22
sunset hashtag
16:23
artsy hashtag not like other girls
16:26
actually not like other girls oh my
16:29
[ __ ] god
16:31
that's a very specific roast and i
16:33
wonder where you got that from
16:37
uh oh [ __ ]
16:40
seeing you as rose made me realize i had
16:43
the option to try this myself and it has
16:45
been
16:47
helping me figure out who i am oh i'm
16:50
not sure where i'm going yet but all i
16:52
know is i'm not 100 male and i like the
16:55
femme look
16:57
thank you
17:00
hey man that's dope i'm glad that you're
17:02
figuring yourself out my guy
17:05
oh god oh it's not going to read out yo
17:07
i want to support you somehow but i hate
17:08
throwing away money so [ __ ] it i'm
17:10
professionalist if you want me to design
17:11
some stuff like merch and [ __ ] for dirt
17:13
cheap
17:14
i already messed you on discord you
17:15
haven't answered uh tinder vibes
17:18
that's pretty funny okay you know what
17:20
just for that ending line you get you
17:22
i'll message you back uh messing you
17:24
back saying you're the artist guy and
17:25
then i'll uh
17:27
i will i'll match you because sometimes
17:29
i have to just kind of spam through read
17:31
dms like skim through them all
17:32
um and then the one that zorro donated
17:36
hold on still going on the road if i
17:37
know john john kiwo another one
17:39
5 foot 10 lol that's cute maybe you
17:41
should smoke some weed you would be at
17:43
least high in some way
17:45
you little [ __ ] i oh i am tall
17:48
i am so tall 5 10 is tall 5 10 is more
17:51
than average height technically
17:52
average is five foot nine [ __ ] i'm tall
17:55
finn over here looking like jeanette
17:56
mccurdy and up from icarly after 10
17:58
years
17:58
after a ten-year crack addiction
18:06
[ __ ] you sorry it's one band can can
18:09
someone ban zorro
18:13
and then the next one after that was um
18:15
was uh seeing you as well as
18:17
maybe an option okay good lord you
18:20
little [ __ ]
18:23
you little [ __ ] okay jeanette mccurdy
18:27
what was i doing oh yeah reddit i was
18:29
trying to sign into an account
18:32
did you find the boobs on it wait i've
18:33
got a better idea i'm just gonna
18:34
download the photo and post it to reddit
18:36
on my computer because i can actually
18:37
just bring it into photoshop then and
18:38
just flip it
18:42
uh
18:46
uh uh
18:51
wait i'm done i didn't i didn't take it
18:53
on my actually banned me xd
18:58
did you really did you get oh my god you
19:00
got banned
19:01
the straps are wrong how are they wrong
19:03
okay they are god damn it why the
19:05
this bob hold on ah okay
19:08
i will try and make the hold on i'm
19:10
going to fix this for real
19:12
[Music]
19:14
okay okay good
19:18
good weed good i think the straps are
19:20
fixed
19:20
[Music]
19:23
can you say the letter o with your mouth
19:25
closed
19:36
now
19:38
i can't do it you can't even make out
19:40
the sound you can't even put
19:42
oh [ __ ] hold on
19:46
i can't do it it's just like a grunt no
19:49
no i cannot that's the answer to that
19:51
question
19:53
okay yeah you try and do it yeah you try
19:55
and do it [ __ ]
19:56
i can't do that [ __ ]
20:01
okay warden
20:04
oh i didn't actually save the picture
20:06
hold on
20:11
why are you saying he doesn't know why
20:13
are you saying he doesn't know
20:15
it's a moan really is a moan are you
20:18
kidding
20:19
that's not even that's not even hot
20:20
that's no
20:23
that is not even close to a moan that is
20:25
a grunt of pain that is the noise that
20:27
you make when you stub your toe on the
20:28
edge of a kitchen cabinet
20:30
on the edge of like the [ __ ] table
20:32
leg that is the noise when you drop
20:33
something on your toe
20:34
that is the noise when like your your
20:36
[ __ ] shirt gets stuck in the door and
20:38
you're angry about it
20:39
[Music]
20:41
[ __ ] it's like it's so close to a [ __ ]
20:44
jesus
20:45
that's how close it is okay
20:49
bite your lip and pronounce oh loudly oh
20:55
it's not even hard the proper one is you
20:58
have to say oh and bite your lower lip
21:00
oh
21:07
easy dude you guys you guys are weak
21:10
there's some easy [ __ ]
21:12
[Music]
21:14
uh
21:16
okay let me open up photoshop and flip
21:18
the image cool
21:19
donated two dollars if i were to turn oh
21:22
[ __ ]
21:23
if i were to turn on sub only chat
21:25
nothing would change you [ __ ] [ __ ]
21:26
simp for money re-p
21:28
bane also it needs to be your username
21:31
on paper to be accepted for roast me
21:33
[ __ ] me dude
21:37
do we need to do that [ __ ] again fine
21:39
i'll get paper where's my pen
21:41
i actually do have a pen and i actually
21:42
do a paper because [ __ ] you
21:45
i have an envelope that counts yeah that
21:47
counts
21:49
yeah that counts
22:07
okay i'm trying to write the best that i
22:09
can but i i don't know how to spell
22:11
oh [ __ ] thanks so much for the church
22:13
prime fam and a bunch of cheers from
22:14
dennis
22:15
[Music]
22:18
sorry did i hurt your feelings i though
22:21
that you should have been used to low
22:23
blows
22:25
k e k w i thought you should have been
22:28
used to low blows
22:31
see that's either smart or very lazy
22:35
but you've been smart in the past so
22:37
i'll give it that well done i thought
22:40
you'd be used to low blows
22:46
[ __ ] you no i'm done well done well done
22:50
well done well done all right i wrote
22:52
the thing there you go that's the best i
22:54
got
22:54
it's got a thing where's my [ __ ]
23:00
all right this this [ __ ] off
23:03
probably not but i'm trying hey by the
23:06
way dennis i know you're
23:08
trying to cheer but like if you just
23:10
spam it it doesn't work
23:11
fun fact
23:16
sorry so how you're feeling okay
23:20
uh screw it in fact no that's fine no
23:23
i'm lazy
23:23
i'm lazy okay
23:27
this is this is i know it's flipped and
23:29
i don't care
23:31
chat go away uh you go away you go away
23:35
let's go let's take an image boys
23:38
let's take one big ol image
23:42
all right
23:45
oh [ __ ]
23:56
now that now that i'm so [ __ ] hot
23:59
dude
24:00
all right scuffed [ __ ] you dude
24:03
dude i've taken so many thumbnails in my
24:05
day i know exactly what i'm doing to get
24:07
them clicks from reddit people
24:11
oh [ __ ]
24:16
there we go nailed it i'm so smart now i
24:18
just have to
24:19
flip the image let me uh just so you
24:22
know i'm not cheating
24:24
your bobs may not be saggy but your eye
24:26
bags are
24:28
i can't even be mad at that one that's
24:30
just true this is gonna freak me out
24:32
watch this
24:36
it looks like i've got less room this is
24:38
so strange
24:39
i don't like it i don't like that one
24:41
bit i like it i
24:42
i dislike this so much
24:47
[Music]
24:52
okay why haven't my face come turned on
24:55
what
24:56
oh okay i'll
25:01
i just straight up
25:05
are you going to paint your room pink on
25:07
the stream
25:08
yes please do i want to watch your
25:10
masculinity drain away in front of my
25:13
eyes my
25:14
best attempt at roasting you
25:17
[Music]
25:18
have we not already watched that okay
25:20
ill stop going for the height there isnt
25:23
much of it worth roasting anyway [ __ ]
25:26
you
25:27
oh wow okay wow that was pretty good
25:33
[ __ ] you dude
25:38
i'm not even gonna flip the image i just
25:40
don't care i'm not even gonna flip it
25:43
i'm just gonna leave it as is
25:45
roast me
25:50
worst five pounds ever spent
25:53
saying the words worst five pounds ever
25:56
spent is the worst five pounds you've
25:58
ever spent
25:58
yes i agree with you
26:02
[Music]
26:05
hey i'm a really old fan who has come
26:08
back recently and man have your content
26:10
changed i
26:12
watched some old streams though and did
26:14
you really throw away your boy clothes
26:18
[Music]
26:20
regretfully uh-huh
26:25
yeah that was a thing i posted a twitter
26:28
post about i was like yep
26:29
moments taken right before disaster yeah
26:31
i did
26:32
i did this is a this is a woman's [ __ ]
26:36
this is obviously a yeah that's a thing
26:38
i said i don't want to have to talk
26:39
about it again i don't want to talk
26:40
about it
26:41
i've got one month and one week left
26:43
okay i
26:45
do [ __ ] believe i've marked that [ __ ]
26:46
on my calendar and i've ma
26:48
i'm counting down the
26:51
ah days jesus christ i said i'd stick
26:54
with my
26:55
uh with my i stick with my stream goals
26:57
it's way too much money for me to not
26:58
stick with my stream goals
27:00
so yes yes i did oh my god
27:03
where's your chair twitching it's
27:04
because my leg's shaking i do that like
27:06
leg thing like watch
27:08
but i'm oh i'm not sitting on the back
27:09
of it look
27:12
that's what i do my legs are just going
27:13
like that
27:17
i said i'm broken what do you mean sure
27:20
my guy
27:20
the mods watched it happen cheer before
27:23
i head out i say i love you content
27:25
uh i enjoy your content being a guy
27:28
you're actually goals for trans women
27:30
everywhere
27:32
that's such a backhanded compliment
27:36
that's such an incredible backhanded
27:38
compliment
27:40
how do i make a reddit post i'm dumb
27:43
ready r slash roast me
27:49
uh okay uh
27:53
do i say i'm a youtuber or twitch
27:54
streamer probably a youtuber right
27:57
[ __ ] it uh ah got your email
28:01
oh [ __ ] do i really have to check an
28:02
email now i have to
28:04
have to secure my email this is a scam
28:10
well big oof and gg if you're getting
28:12
mad cash but does it make you feel good
28:14
if dudes call you
28:17
sexy as a trap oh yeah dude it's the
28:19
biggest confidence boost
28:21
it's just an ego trip that i'm
28:22
constantly on
28:25
it's just a never-ending source of
28:28
e-commerce
28:31
shut the [ __ ] up god damn it god damn it
28:34
that's it that's a really good one
28:38
all right let me like let me create post
28:41
i'm really trying but i'm trying not i
28:42
don't know one i've never made a i've
28:44
made one reddit post and i can't
28:45
remember whether like
28:47
uh this is gonna reveal any information
28:49
from me or not so
28:51
i'm just submitting it and then
28:53
[Music]
28:54
roast me okay basically my wallet is
28:57
almost
28:58
as burnt as my back after the sun today
29:01
at least you're good at something in
29:03
life idiot brain
29:08
did you call me an idiot brain or you
29:09
thought okay [ __ ] it
29:11
hey cutie why won't you upload a selfie
29:13
in your instagram
29:15
i will fabulous i will i've i'm busy
29:18
taking some i've already posted one on
29:20
there
29:20
i posted one selfie and that's the one
29:22
you should follow it's the rose one
29:24
uh i know you get a lot of messages uh
29:27
so here i put the items in your care
29:28
package and chat good luck finding it oh
29:30
[ __ ] i'm never gonna find it
29:32
uh okay uh where's my face cam i'm gonna
29:34
make it small
29:35
and we're gonna upload something to
29:38
reddit
29:40
[ __ ] it's hard to wrote it's hard to
29:42
roast someone
29:44
heart sadly you can't catch it it's time
29:46
to roast someone hot sadly you can't get
29:47
your break you honestly should not
29:49
ask for something if you can't you can't
29:51
take it but for sure
29:52
real love
29:56
dude i've been on the internet for how
29:58
many millennia now i can take it
30:02
uh i can't tell if that's in the way it
30:06
is hold on
30:07
oh [ __ ] i broke the thing for a second
30:09
there they make me real small
30:11
okay right title
30:15
right title trap some gay agreed
30:19
i don't i mean wait [ __ ]
30:23
tj okay
30:28
[Music]
30:31
do you plan on just doing this from now
30:33
on or until your chat stops paying
30:36
you which will never happen it will
30:39
happen
30:39
it will definitely happen at some point
30:41
i think you overestimate how much of
30:43
this my chat can take
30:45
the handwriting is indicative of an
30:48
overall personality floor
30:53
there we go uh 20
30:56
m i am back what did i miss had to dip
31:00
out before phone died youtuber and
31:04
streamer
31:09
there we go youtuber you
31:12
20 m youtube 20 m
31:15
youtuber and streamer a hammerwriting is
31:18
indicative of a deeper personality flaw
31:22
you can see my bedroom all right i think
31:24
we're good
31:25
i think we're good you gotta indicate
31:28
you're a dude man yeah that's what the m
31:30
stands for and deeper oh no
31:33
jesus there we go i told you it was a
31:36
problem i told you it was a problem i
31:37
post i did it i changed it i changed it
31:39
i changed it i change it i change it i
31:40
change it i change it
31:42
did it i changed the thing how old are
31:44
you so what's your instagram
31:47
asking for a friend i'm 100 sure mods
31:50
about to do
31:51
uh instagram and you're going to get a
31:52
link to it in chat as soon as i as soon
31:54
as he receives this message
31:55
um i'm 20 though
31:59
you remind me of maze from lucifer gay
32:02
[ __ ] okay
32:06
uh image and video okay there we go
32:12
i have media share on what came out as
32:15
trans yesterday and now i kicked her out
32:18
of my family house i think
32:20
jump down and then it's the right choice
32:22
okay [ __ ] it's definitely not
32:28
i'm fairly sure you're just meme but
32:30
that would be a real [ __ ] though
32:31
you don't understand your chat literally
32:33
gave you 1 000 subs in like six minutes
32:36
for some
32:38
of this [ __ ] what you mean fam yeah i
32:41
mean
32:42
no okay actually just one guy gave me a
32:45
thousand subs in like six minutes
32:46
i would like to argue that point so [ __ ]
32:49
you
32:49
did you actually buy panties no but
32:51
everyone else did
32:53
i've did you not oh you weren't in the
32:55
previous stream i'm sure that vod's up
32:56
by now you could just go check the last
32:58
vod
32:59
yeah i got like three packages of them
33:02
please roast me please my name's
33:04
caroline
33:06
all you need to know to roast me is like
33:08
that like emma simp and i also bought a
33:12
250
33:13
baguette plushie for a 60 and sent it to
33:16
him lolz
33:18
also my twitter's carolineye5 is you
33:20
want to follow me you don't have to
33:22
though
33:23
i've never heard of many female slim
33:26
slimps i've never heard of many female
33:28
slaves
33:29
but you certainly set the bar it's a man
33:31
it's a woman no it's just finn slowly
33:34
losing his masculinity
33:36
how do i turn donations off how do i
33:37
turn donations off i can't no
33:39
i'm i'm banning everyone [ __ ] slims
33:43
i've never heard of a female sim there's
33:45
not many of them you're a dying breed
33:47
however that is you were maybe the king
33:51
queen of sims if you bought a 250
33:56
baguette plushie for a strange french
33:59
man on the internet that i guarantee you
34:01
he's gonna open it
34:02
go and then not use it ever again
34:06
or show it to stream and go what is this
34:08
and that's it
34:09
that's what your 200 that's what uh
34:12
three days of working
34:13
solidly bought you caroline you're a
34:16
[ __ ] idiot and that's all i have to
34:18
say
34:20
easy that might have been a bit that
34:22
might have been a bit too real i don't
34:24
care though that's the roast
34:25
uh go
34:29
go hard all right i'm posting it
34:37
i'm posting the reddit thing i've posted
34:39
the reddit thing
34:41
i'm can't wait to get three karma
34:46
watch aesthetic little scaffy okay i'll
34:48
put it on the watch list
34:50
i think someone tweeted me at that i
34:52
think i just saw the first frame of it
34:55
because i follow her on twitter now
34:59
it's a man it's a woman no it's just
35:00
been slowly losing it's a man it's a
35:03
woman
35:04
oh no it's just finn you missed a donut
35:06
how did i miss a dino
35:09
how no i didn't
35:12
how slit your eyebrow no i'm not a
35:16
i'm not a psychopath i didn't miss a
35:18
donor
35:20
no i didn't miss it oh wait matthew i
35:21
did miss a donut i'm back what did i
35:23
miss i had to dip out before my phone
35:24
died
35:25
uh another time i got back and i i'm
35:28
cooling off
35:29
uh they like we're making a roast me
35:32
post right now in fact no i already made
35:33
the roast
35:34
oh do i have three karma yet are you
35:37
ready
35:38
because you were supposed to throw out
35:40
guy clothes
35:42
yeah however i also
35:46
you were he's talking about on female
35:48
underwear uh as i would like to point
35:50
out
35:50
i said i would wear them if someone gave
35:52
me a hundred dollars just a mother type
35:54
character that supports what you are
35:56
doing by expressing oh
35:58
yourself that's so nice but no decaf
36:01
uh i also said if you're then at 100 i'd
36:04
do it
36:04
which someone did but with the caveat
36:06
that we never talk about it again
36:08
i'm gonna say this one and only one time
36:11
yes i am and we're never going to talk
36:14
about that ever again
36:15
okay i want that on the i want that
36:18
agreed upon that we're never going to
36:19
talk about that specific fact ever again
36:22
[Music]
36:24
yeah yeah oh yeah yeah look like yeah
36:27
[ __ ] 14 year old mom at the same time
36:30
yeah [ __ ] you
36:32
got that how do you look like a
36:33
neglected teenager in a 40 year old
36:37
we agreed we agreed never to talk about
36:39
the fact again
36:41
congrats you might be a woman now but
36:44
you're still a bell end
36:48
i like that one [ __ ] you
36:51
[ __ ] you i really like that one oh my
36:54
god
36:58
finn finley my dear my dear
37:01
my dear lad doth you have a
37:04
jesus doth you have a page which has the
37:06
type of makeup eyelashes bobs and such
37:08
you use even just some general
37:09
recommendations
37:11
uh i don't have a page for it but it's
37:13
literally just google i
37:14
swear to god i just picked the highest
37:15
reviewed stuff on amazon like if you
37:17
google whatever you want to hear like
37:19
oh what does finn use for fake boobs
37:22
okay it's just
37:23
google fake boobs and then click the
37:24
highest reviewed one that's
37:26
not unreasonably expensive and then like
37:29
also as prime delivery and then like oh
37:30
how did thing get uh the sketch
37:33
search skirt and find something that
37:35
looks like this one how did thing get
37:37
the wig uh you just google wig and on
37:39
amazon and then you
37:40
it's all amazon and then you just picked
37:42
a well-reviewed one it's so easy link
37:44
the reddit okay
37:48
okay hold on hold on there's the reddit
37:52
there you go while you're a girl can i
37:55
please lose my virginity to you i'm
37:57
getting too desperate right now
38:00
i no i'm the virginity protector stay
38:03
away
38:04
i will not let you get to my virginity
38:06
where's my sword
38:09
stay away from my virginity back
38:12
bella delphine oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
38:18
stay away from my virginity how many
38:20
reddit karma do i have
38:21
41 let's go baby that's the most reddit
38:24
camera i've ever got
38:25
finn your room is as messy as my goddamn
38:30
life
38:44
okay
38:47
right right
38:52
stay away from my virginity when did we
38:54
when did we miss the part of chat that
38:56
was just [ __ ] around and wasn't just
38:58
thirsting
38:59
when when was that i think i mean i'm
39:01
still down for it but you know
39:03
okay i'm now just reading other people's
39:05
wrote i'm just reading other people's
39:06
things
39:08
well there goes my ten dollars but i
39:10
duty think your chat will stop
39:12
until you do a rmia khalifa in
39:15
reverse what's a mia khalifa in reverse
39:21
like i don't listen my guy
39:24
this might have been this might have
39:26
been before my time but
39:28
i don't really know mr kelly i know who
39:31
she is
39:32
i'm not that dumb however i have never
39:34
seen any of her work
39:36
without it you know i don't
39:40
i don't know i genuinely don't there's
39:42
like
39:44
lies yep okay everyone's saying gay and
39:47
lies
39:49
i homework
39:56
that donation reads it doesn't actually
39:59
it doesn't read it out unless you donate
40:01
two dollars by the way wow i see how it
40:03
is
40:03
i also just found two purses for you
40:05
online i think
40:06
me i think i'm sending oh i'll take the
40:09
person
40:09
really thought you weren't going to drag
40:11
uh what do you think you weren't going
40:12
to drag me but i got
40:13
dragged also i love you but the beginner
40:16
the baguette toy was 100 worth that you
40:18
simp we all know you're super a16
40:21
yeah yeah listen caroline flip vod
40:24
scam scam scam also i know you said not
40:27
to talk about
40:28
it but like how can you not lull how do
40:31
they feel and which did you pick and why
40:35
i'm not talking about it and it's also
40:36
not a scam because i'm doing it
40:38
and no i'm not going to talk about it
40:40
i'm not i'm just not
40:42
it's not going to happen i know you want
40:44
me to but it's not going to happen
40:46
because i want my friends messaging me
40:48
and going like you're all right
40:50
no
40:55
you look like a 14 year old girl stuck
40:56
in 2015.
41:02
yep you never heard of my chemical
41:05
romance
41:06
reverse cowgirl is a pose used in
41:08
reproductive arts involving looking away
41:10
from your
41:12
partner the informant thank you zara the
41:15
informant for informing me
41:17
wow oh you want me to uh
41:20
you want me to do a sec do it sorry a
41:23
reproductive pose
41:25
what a great that what a pg way of
41:27
saying what that is
41:29
a reproductive pose in the sorry pose
41:31
used in the reproductive arts
41:33
that is perfect wording mercury
41:37
khalifa went from porn star to twitch so
41:40
i am sure you can figure out the reverse
41:44
i can't i don't know i need you spell
41:46
that out for me no
41:47
okay no i l i know everyone wants to see
41:49
an only fans and it's not going to
41:51
happen
41:51
because you don't want to see it trust
41:54
me
41:58
uh okay i'm literally just looking at
42:03
roast maze let's go back to my roast me
42:05
and see if i've got more than three
42:06
reddit karma
42:08
hey i got 85 upvotes and 40 comments i'm
42:10
guessing it's all this
42:12
uh your nose is bigger than your dick
42:15
that's all right okay
42:18
okay hold on uh let me get on to
42:22
face cam i wonder how people react i
42:26
wonder if people will make fun of the
42:28
cross-dressing thing i don't think they
42:29
will
42:31
being being not like the other girls
42:33
isn't the personality trait honey
42:36
oh the look of depression on his face is
42:38
best knows the only way
42:40
the look of depression on his face is
42:42
the best he just he just knows this is
42:44
the only way to get money up vote well
42:46
done big peepee
42:48
[ __ ] you and you're pretty ass it's all
42:51
right
42:52
nice joker do you need to restrict the
42:53
airflow from that big shot
42:56
no it's big yeah hold on that's just a
42:58
you need a lead for that color that's
43:00
just
43:00
that's just [ __ ] a sexual thing
43:02
poster child [ __ ]
43:04
[ __ ] get back get back to your in your
43:06
nest you egg
43:08
god damn oh it's his cake day hold on
43:11
i'm not averting you i'm downloading you
43:14
uh
43:14
beltophene walked so much you could wait
43:17
build alfine walks so you could run
43:22
short ten not bad not bad not good
43:25
enough for an up though not bad though
43:26
you look like someone whose parents
43:27
don't give enough attention so you so
43:29
you turn
43:30
so you turn to sims by dressing up as a
43:32
girl online to make yourself feel good
43:33
and you're disappointing life damn dude
43:36
that one kind of that one hit me too
43:38
hard it's not like i have a youtube
43:39
channel like two hundred thousands
43:42
uh your straight is a bit i'll still get
43:44
another that's pretty funny
43:46
understandable that you need to dress up
43:47
as a girl so people actually watching
43:48
that's pretty funny
43:50
i find it [ __ ] hilarious that i'm 15
43:52
you know i'm taller than you
43:54
[ __ ] you
43:57
you're so bad at being a guy your goals
43:59
for trans women everywhere
44:00
a stolen domino message and yeah the
44:03
person got
44:04
zero points did steal it don't ah
44:07
bro that's the donut wait were they the
44:09
donator okay maybe they get the
44:10
rights to use it you're the
44:14
exhibitionist [ __ ] that use their sims
44:16
to get through
44:16
sex sex transition without spending any
44:20
money
44:22
it's not that funny it's okay it's not
44:25
funny though
44:26
you don't brush it
44:26
[Music]
44:30
this bit
44:34
four out of ten you don't brush your
44:35
teeth do you [ __ ] damn it did i smile
44:37
again
44:38
damn it they know
44:41
the white girl that drags her family
44:43
into topic i thought eggs are already
44:44
supposed to hear
44:46
uh you look like the you look like it's
44:48
a person who can't make a bowl of cereal
44:50
or something going wrong i gave my pho i
44:51
gave myself food poisoning with a
44:53
[ __ ] sandwich
44:54
i swear to god i gave my i somehow gave
44:56
myself food poisoning with a [ __ ]
44:58
sandwich
45:00
i i was left alone in the house for
45:02
three days link the post i already did
45:06
but um i'll link it again because i'm
45:08
that nice
45:12
you [ __ ] idiot what a good one uh
45:20
i'm gonna waste all my money on you your
45:23
roast was a bit weak if i'm being honest
45:26
i want to
45:27
really be come for know what in a 60
45:30
year getting baguettes in the mail and
45:31
you can't do
45:33
anything about it u-s-i-m-p-u-s-i-m-p
45:38
it was a weak roast i'll give you that i
45:40
didn't come up with a good one i think
45:42
you gay i think you were
45:43
expecting the baguette thing though
45:45
that's why you said it
45:46
i don't know there's not much of a
45:48
personality i can get behind you
45:51
maybe develop one anyway
45:59
[ __ ] you caroline
46:04
yeah thanks there we go uh
46:10
fire personality
46:13
but there you go that's my that's my
46:15
best uh
46:17
i'm now here what i missed we're going
46:19
through roasts
46:21
did xqc not [ __ ] you i i've never met
46:24
xqc
46:25
and no although if xqc hit me up in the
46:28
dms i don't know what i'd say i'm just
46:30
saying
46:37
christ uh
46:42
i'm trying to look for more funny ones
46:44
thin your nose is bigger than your dick
46:46
is pretty good
46:57
i think you're lost shouldn't this be in
46:59
our slash trans passing
47:01
what is uh slash trans passing
47:04
[Music]
47:05
this sub is devoted to trans people
47:07
since you don't want to smoke weed to
47:09
get high
47:10
you might wanna try crack since you're
47:12
an egg ah
47:13
it's not i'm not an egg i swear to god
47:16
[ __ ] you goddammit god damn it
47:21
what are you doing by a male by a makeup
47:23
check
47:24
wait what are you doing by buying a
47:26
makeup check did we get a makeup check
47:28
oh [ __ ] i should probably do a makeup
47:29
check
47:29
i already checked i checked my makeup in
47:31
the mirror in fact i'll check it okay
47:32
fine
47:33
uh yeah i know i just get linked
47:37
as tran this sub is devoted to trans
47:39
people who post pictures and solicit
47:40
opinions for how they're succeeding at
47:42
passing
47:43
for transgender people being
47:44
unconsciously grouped with the correct
47:46
gender
47:46
uh yeah it's basically just like hey do
47:49
i pass
47:51
dude how sucky would it be if someone's
47:52
like how do you manage to give yourself
47:55
food poisoning from a sandwich
47:58
it was a salad and a [ __ ] wrap so i
48:01
don't know how i managed to do it
48:04
i just know that i had a wrap all i ate
48:06
was wraps
48:07
and you can't and it's vegetarian as
48:09
well you can't even undercook it
48:10
like and then the vegetables were i
48:14
don't know
48:15
i think you and xqc were born to be
48:18
together
48:19
that's not a compliment it's the hair
48:21
it's the hair and us both being equally
48:23
[ __ ]
48:30
you can take a shot at roasting me i
48:35
you're way too nice mystic is way too
48:38
nice to be roasted that
48:39
just there's just it's just not gonna
48:41
happen
48:43
okay oh i might end it after the
48:46
after the roast session i kind of wanted
48:48
to see how this reddit post goes
48:49
and then i'm gonna
49:06
[Music]
49:14
the schnoz
49:16
[Music]
49:35
[Music]
49:38
after stream do the big dog small dog
49:40
exercise poor favor smiley face
49:43
okay i can do that i'll try it out it
49:45
doesn't make a ton of noise i'll try it
49:46
out
49:46
so far the best one that i found was you
49:48
look like one of those 14 year old
49:50
oh no wait no hold on you look like one
49:52
of those 14 year old girls who girls who
49:54
are trying to be edgy with a beanie and
49:55
the choker
49:56
and the only way that you can get girls
49:58
is because you look like a girl
50:00
you know you know i don't like how real
50:02
that one is
50:05
my guy i swear to god more girls have
50:06
talked to me now that i look like a girl
50:08
than when i look like a guy so honestly
50:10
they kind of have a point and it hurts
50:12
so i'm going to upvote it
50:14
because they did their job well
50:24
they're talking talking about the choker
50:26
is that a black belt in sucking [ __ ]
50:28
okay so it's got immediately
50:32
[ __ ] it hold on
50:49
[ __ ] you
51:01
this is for everyone saying cool skeptic
51:06
it's almost like it's almost like
51:08
calling skeptic
51:09
[Music]
51:10
there's actually not that great concept
51:16
and when you get to bed remember we all
51:19
love you bleed purple what the [ __ ]
51:22
oh oh there was some emo bleed purples
51:26
the [ __ ]
51:27
i thought women belong in a kitchen how
51:30
can you not cook the most basic
51:32
foods i can make a s i can make a
51:34
sandwich i just can't make a wrap all
51:36
right
51:37
and you know
51:40
you know hey assume okay listen when i
51:44
spend that when i spend that week as a
51:45
as a girl hold on let me wait let me go
51:47
through my list hold up let me go
51:48
through my
51:52
well i guess you confirmed it i was
51:54
hoping to see how you would have roasted
51:56
me if you're too nice
51:58
we're able to but i guess i'm too
52:00
wholesome for that
52:01
you really are finn you really are okay
52:06
right bam the next thing
52:09
what is the next thing that we're gonna
52:10
do on this [ __ ] stupid ass list
52:15
i dude i'm i really just okay i really
52:18
don't like
52:18
the idea of that one and
52:23
that one these two
52:26
are the ones that i'm worried about the
52:28
other ones seem fun
52:32
my guy i don't understand how you don't
52:35
understand
52:36
that calling my friends is just bugging
52:39
them and it's annoying to everyone
52:41
involved
52:42
i don't know why fans stands are like
52:45
cool
52:46
call the other youtuber that i'm just
52:48
bugging them my guy
52:49
it's just not fun it's just dumb i
52:52
remember when
52:53
when [ __ ] a6d had this problem before
52:55
and he got really all
52:57
[ __ ] up because people were just
52:58
constantly in his live streams about
53:00
cool skeptical skills
53:01
it's just like it's not good content it
53:02
just spams chats just dumb
53:04
anyway uh you win some of you lose some
53:06
indeed
53:07
how about how about how about decorate
53:10
room and girl
53:11
pink slash girl stuff
53:15
my bedroom not the office but the
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bedroom
53:19
maybe maybe maybe
53:23
i'm not saying i will but maybe
53:26
anyway don't call i know i'm not going
53:28
to
53:29
uh play a horror game maybe i'm still
53:33
thinking about it
53:34
nat wants to play a horror game maybe
53:35
i'll just play fortnite that's a good
53:36
idea
53:37
hey what do you feel like about fortnite
53:38
let's play some fortnight guys
53:40
that's my favorite 19 year old dutch
53:44
girl
53:45
i am almost graduating college i
53:48
randomly got back into the 1d
53:50
fandom i write stories and post them
53:53
online
53:55
my twitter is danny can't spell i i also
53:58
lost
53:58
all my irl friends bc i got busy
54:02
didn't we enjoy no fortnight
54:05
hold on hold on you recently got back
54:09
into the one direction fandom
54:11
and you've conveniently put i write
54:14
stories and post them online
54:16
that is the most low-key way of saying
54:19
i make one direction fan fictions i've
54:22
ever seen in my entire life
54:24
and somehow you're still of the age
54:26
where being
54:27
almost an age is something that you feel
54:30
like it's worth mentioning
54:31
are you kidding me i'm an almost 90 i'm
54:34
an almost 21
54:36
you're i'm 20. you're 18. just say if
54:38
you play fortnite i will leave and never
54:40
come back
54:41
good
54:45
tell me tell me danny which one of your
54:48
one direction fan fiction characters
54:51
have you made [ __ ] first
54:52
which one was it first in your stories
54:56
roses are red violets are blue when you
54:58
get to bed remember
54:59
we all love you bleed purple that's nice
55:02
smut in what part of your one direction
55:05
smut
55:06
roblox stream good idea anyway
55:10
i feel like today's been a successful
55:12
stream we did a
55:14
let me check we did a little good bit i
55:16
like
55:17
bro can i squad up with you fam no
55:20
getting these fortnite w's freaky fresh
55:23
yo
55:23
there we go i've just conveniently
55:25
weeded out everyone that likes fortnite
55:27
now we can hate them all at once
55:29
sheeple zorro suck my nuts
55:32
i don't know you should add try not
55:34
being a pillock to the list
55:36
i like when you can really tell
55:38
someone's british
55:40
no one in any other country says the
55:41
word pillock
55:45
i [ __ ] love that i can't even roast
55:47
you on that one that's so are you a
55:48
cross dresser for life
55:50
also love the videos keep them up the
55:53
crossdressing thing will almost
55:54
definitely end
55:55
when i get when like if you i mean i'm
55:58
gonna
55:59
do this for as long as i can it is very
56:01
fun however
56:03
i don't think i'd do this like if it
56:04
wasn't for content and stuff
56:06
i wouldn't do this in my free time uh
56:08
however
56:10
i've got read fanfic we go let's go read
56:12
danny danny
56:13
danny link me your on direction fan
56:16
fictions and we'll read them
56:17
in front of everyone if you want to
56:19
prove that you're not
56:21
a one direction smut fan fiction
56:25
link them right now i dare you i
56:28
triple day oh wow that's convenient
56:31
wanna read my fanfic it's danny can't
56:34
spell on wattpad
56:36
it's like she read my mind
56:48
[Music]
56:56
what's the next thing i've got to do to
56:57
become more like a
56:59
real girl what's that next thing
57:10
jesus
57:14
i found it i found danny's wattpad i
57:17
found danny's wattpad why can't i look
57:19
this sucks dude what pad doesn't
57:21
actually let me log in
57:26
it just like signs me in and then
57:28
doesn't sign me in
57:30
all i want to do is go on this page
57:34
[ __ ] sake goddammit i hate it
57:40
hey when the hell we gonna see the goth
57:42
stream
57:43
also do it ngl i have been wanting to
57:47
try it
57:48
for a while
57:51
uh everyone strike dude i swear i'm just
57:54
a bad influence
57:54
so i'm about to get thing you working on
57:57
that
57:58
being gay i'm not working on being gay
58:00
i'm i'm
58:01
what what what
58:05
okay everyone shave your legs chop your
58:07
dick off voice
58:08
voice take hormones shave your legs get
58:10
pregnant
58:11
cry by a dildo
58:15
boob implants yeah i'm breast
58:18
augmentation yeah okay
58:19
i i kind of meant like a small thing
58:23
you know something doable
58:26
[Music]
58:29
please don't read my old stuff it's not
58:31
freaking cook
58:32
please don't read my old stuff it's bad
58:35
i'm dude you have no clue
58:37
do a backflip yeah of course that's
58:39
going to make me be very girly
58:41
[Music]
58:44
hormones next goal yep [ __ ]
58:47
20 million 20 million simps i will get
58:50
it i'll get hormones i promise
58:53
all i want to do is read this thing and
58:54
i don't have to really sign up
58:59
sign up with google i'll sign up with
59:01
google it doesn't let me
59:04
this is dumb and stupid and dumb this is
59:06
d
59:09
you're you i hate everything i can't
59:12
even go onto your wattpad because i hate
59:14
everything
59:15
hey ares hey yeah dude thanks so much
59:18
for gifting subs
59:19
hell yeah man dude the hype train
59:26
uh okay let me go on to let me go on to
59:28
my let me go on to my thing
59:30
let me go see how many reddit karma i've
59:32
got way out you've gone up like 10.
59:34
that's crazy i'll come back to this in
59:37
the morning and i'll see what it is
59:40
damn you damn boy you're just dressing
59:42
up as a girl because no one accepts you
59:44
as a boy
59:52
[Music]
59:56
show your fanny on streaming lmao but
59:58
now you could
59:59
shave your legs or some shite should we
60:02
do a poll
60:03
should we do a poll to shave my legs
60:06
[ __ ] why did i say that now why do i
60:09
even say that out loud i thought it i
60:10
shouldn't have said that out loud
60:11
because now as
60:12
soon as like yeah okay let's chat shave
60:15
only one leg
60:17
what'd i say it out loud what'd i say it
60:18
out loud why'd i say it out loud
60:21
so you know everyone's just going to say
60:22
yes nose piercing nose piercing next
60:25
oh god no oh jesus god no
60:28
oh jesus god no
60:32
yes okay no pole sorry
60:36
cool do what i tell you cool i think you
60:39
need to check your makeup
60:42
i want to check my makeup because you
60:44
know
60:47
how because how could how could i
60:48
possibly be
60:52
how could i possibly remain pretty
60:54
without checking my makeup
60:58
oh my god [ __ ] thin black wig better
61:02
black wig better i mean black wig i
61:04
never had a black quick
61:07
show me to get one black wig
61:10
i need a septum piercing no
61:14
no
61:17
yankee with no no
61:21
i'm just like moving everything from my
61:22
pass extension's better
61:25
extensions that's what the next stream
61:27
will be they'll be the uh they'll be
61:29
the extensions are going to come back
61:32
go for a walk are you dumb
61:36
what do you think i just did
61:40
finn if you came out as a guy okay never
61:43
mind
61:44
i thought you said came out as a guy
61:48
guys i'm coming out as a guy i've been a
61:50
guy this entire time i'm so sorry
61:52
sorry to let you down okay
61:56
right right right
62:00
genki with yankee come out this guy come
62:03
out as gay i'm not gay i'm just i
62:05
promise we did a whole gay test
62:07
i didn't i'm very sorry dumb stupid or
62:10
dumb
62:11
all of the above
62:16
want no stream for you ellie riga's hair
62:19
not shave my head
62:20
dummy shave my leg it was legs not
62:23
head jesus christ
62:27
who made this pole are you dumb
62:34
cool you suck at this
62:38
chat says no i think you're just dumb
62:41
next challenge should be spelling
62:42
extensions correctly
62:43
did i spell it wrong ah i did
62:48
oh my god i did i spelt it wrong i spelt
62:51
them wrong
62:51
and i i spent i spelt them wrong on both
62:53
of them oh
62:55
god oh no oh god oh god
62:58
oh god oh no oh god
63:02
oh god oh no oh god i like
63:05
no one written really no one pointed
63:08
that out to me
63:12
besides that one guy eyelash extinctions
63:16
extinctions listen
63:22
do i really have to [ __ ] it do i really
63:24
have to get eyelash extensions
63:26
really really
63:30
really really
63:33
you know how annoying that is
63:37
yes uh-huh
63:44
mm-hmm why would we know how to spell
63:48
extension
63:48
i don't know i apparently i didn't
63:50
either
63:51
damn it i'll get them but out of spike
63:55
i'll get them just really short so like
63:57
you'd never even be able to realize
64:02
i have to go to school you know that's a
64:04
good time because it's just in an hour
64:06
of the street on this section of the
64:07
stream
64:08
wait shave legs and make more suffering
64:18
jesus what a pole yes mate cool mad no
64:21
make fin mad
64:22
i wouldn't be mad if you said no
64:26
i like how 93 of people just want me to
64:28
show my legs okay [ __ ]
64:30
uh so when are you opening male already
64:32
did it taylor
64:33
by the way you missed that stream you
64:35
missed the start of the stream it was um
64:36
it was the very first vod it was two
64:38
vods away
64:39
i've done three separate vods now this
64:41
is the third it was the first one today
64:43
i opened up everything and
64:44
jesus i can't believe you missed it
64:46
because oh my god
64:49
you did you sent me some really cool
64:50
stuff but jesus i'm not gonna wear any
64:52
of them
64:55
you should thread your eyebrows i
64:56
already put the eyebrows saving your
64:58
legs will make your
64:59
legs feel hella smooth
65:02
today was the first day using but [ __ ]
65:05
god damn it
65:07
chat chat it's just how do i cross-dress
65:10
as good as you
65:11
get a get a bunch of get a bunch of uh
65:13
get a bunch of people in chat
65:16
to get a bun get a twitch stream and
65:18
then just like
65:20
hell i keep getting no not uh what pad
65:22
notifications now help why did i do this
65:24
i don't know why you exposed your web
65:25
pad like that
65:28
um what was i saying i don't know what i
65:31
was saying
65:32
i'm gonna end the stream uh i'm i'm i
65:35
i'm
65:36
yeah i don't have any [ __ ] track i
65:40
was like damn i want to get out of the
65:41
skirt but i can't get out of the skirt
65:43
because it's basically
65:44
i don't have any [ __ ] trousers
65:46
because i've kind of no guys
65:48
like a month and a half
65:52
[ __ ] why is everyone donating one dollar
65:55
and i have to read them
65:56
hi finn i can't stay long uh just just
65:59
water to say i love you
66:01
but i hope you have a good day you too
66:03
shave i will okay fine
66:05
we'll take this off camera rigged
66:08
uh dude cool cool and poles just don't
66:12
mix he has no idea what he's doing
66:14
uh let's raid someone and i'm gonna call
66:16
it i'm gonna call a stream i think we
66:17
did a good little stream
66:18
uh taylor if you wanna see me unboxing
66:20
stuff and get my reaction from it it was
66:21
in the it was in the first
66:23
uh stream that we did okay
66:26
let's raid ourselves some tap l's
66:36
holy [ __ ] seth bling is streaming he's
66:39
playing mario too
66:40
[Music]
66:43
sweat pantsy unisex not mine
66:46
we made the rule that if it was in the
66:48
men's section it wasn't allowed that was
66:50
the rule
66:51
okay uh this is a fair enough rule
66:54
fine now considering my stream average
66:57
has gone up like
66:58
500 uh just due to
67:02
i don't just due to the extension stream
67:04
honestly let's go raid someone
67:06
where's my creator dashboard
67:09
okay right let's trade tap l
67:14
i'm down to i'm down to to get you to
67:16
ruin tap else day
67:18
all right you ready chat let's go ray
67:20
tap el uh he's he does
67:22
if you don't know he does minecraft we
67:25
also have more viewers than him so tell
67:26
him make sure to tell him that
67:28
you ready
67:31
ready make sure to tell him he's
67:33
inferior to me all right ready
67:35
three two one
67:42
you