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we at least got a tune all right
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let me post it in uh live
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this is just offline gang right now i
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think
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right now
00:17
i thought i would stream
00:20
now there is a reason for today's stream
00:23
i've been seeing
00:24
a bunch of people i've been seeing a
00:26
bunch of these
00:28
twitch streamers doing your laugh you
00:30
lose stuff and live stream everyone else
00:32
is doing like uh
00:33
everyone else's do last year everyone
00:35
was saying like uh hey you know you
00:36
should do you should do a you laugh you
00:38
lose stream i thought that is an
00:41
interesting idea
00:43
but i thought i'd spice it up a bit all
00:45
right
00:47
so i'm going to spice it up a bit i'm
00:48
just making sure all my links are good
00:51
so i don't accidentally reveal some
00:52
information i'm all good
00:54
hold on
00:57
okay we're good right i was just
00:59
watching a tick-tock compilation so i
01:00
don't think that's gonna expose me too
01:02
hard
01:04
all right wait actually better idea
01:08
okay um to not only catch up on one no
01:13
not you god damn it as soon as i go on
01:16
to twitch again i'm on a
01:18
hacking thing
01:21
all right i'm watching my own ad right
01:23
now this is great
01:25
i'm so cool all right
01:28
finnish femme it's rose back rose is
01:29
back again all right
01:31
lol fail
01:34
right kill striker 36 just subscribe
01:41
no i grew [ __ ] 20 inches of hair
01:44
and dyed it bleach blonde and grey
01:48
thank you i'll have a great night thanks
01:50
sam uh
01:52
and also thanks for subscribing meow
01:53
okay meow
01:55
how do i not read meow right [ __ ]
01:57
hell anyway
01:59
uh right boys lads
02:04
uh people here's what we're going to do
02:08
you're going to send me videos i'm going
02:09
to take note of who's your name
02:11
and who sent me them you're not sorry
02:13
i'm going to understand your official
02:15
just subscribed
02:17
pound curse let's curse let's curse it
02:20
oh don't get better to see you maybe so
02:22
you made me chuckle you're not getting
02:24
banned yet
02:24
i'm going to click on your links your
02:26
youtube links all right or i'm going to
02:28
get mods to do it i don't know yet
02:30
if you don't or i could enable media
02:32
share i don't know
02:34
i'm just saying if you don't make me
02:35
laugh
02:37
i mean read the title but if you don't
02:39
make me laugh this is going to go badly
02:41
for you
02:41
uh better be a funny meme that you send
02:44
i think what i might do is actually just
02:46
enable media share that actually seems
02:47
a lot better than getting my admins to
02:49
do a ton of work
02:50
and also someone spamming a chat so
02:52
let's let me go into streamlabs then
02:55
yeah okay i'll do a stream i'll do one
02:56
media show i'll turn me to share on
02:58
so this means if you donate heavy metal
03:01
you're [ __ ]
03:02
uh
03:05
okay let me go on to stream arts real
03:06
quick
03:08
i just filmed something for uh lego's uh
03:11
100k
03:12
special which is very fun
03:15
go through a little segment that's gonna
03:16
be interesting to find out all right
03:18
let me go on to my media share settings
03:24
and enable it well i'm going to do it
03:26
wait it is enabled holy [ __ ] okay well
03:28
it was enabled the entire time oh god
03:29
oh god oh no oh god okay uh let's do
03:33
minimum amount to share five dollars
03:37
i want the spiciest no you know what no
03:39
sometimes spicy mean people have
03:41
you know no okay sometimes spicy mean
03:43
people don't aren't the richest so you
03:44
know we'll set it to
03:46
uh 4.99
03:50
okay all right it's still the same i
03:52
didn't change it it's still three
03:53
dollars
03:54
all right although
03:58
i'm changing the max duration to 30
04:01
seconds
04:03
i will skip stuff if it's dumb
04:06
i'm just saying just so you know all
04:09
right
04:12
where's meteos was medius there we go
04:13
it's good media share it's all good
04:17
right let's get what do you scan i put
04:20
it back to
04:21
the same it was still donate 500 bucks i
04:24
mean you can do whatever you like
04:25
there is no donation goal this stream i
04:27
don't know i couldn't think of one i
04:28
think we were gonna i was gonna do
04:29
something that was like
04:30
oh [ __ ] it i couldn't think of a good
04:32
donation goal it's basically a laugh you
04:34
lose
04:34
except if i laugh you win it's a you
04:37
laugh you win
04:38
but if i don't laugh you lose buckaroo
04:45
oh did we remember to go get stuff from
04:48
the po box
04:49
no no i did not as i said i was i woke
04:51
up real late
04:52
i slept in i didn't get i didn't get
04:54
anything from people so let me okay
04:56
let me let me uh write my makeup check i
04:59
just started what am i going to check
05:01
i bought a bottle full of any advice and
05:03
i guess that uh just flick it around a
05:04
bit until you get good at it
05:05
i suggest watching a video on how to do
05:07
a zen rollover
05:09
or actually work out how to do this work
05:11
out how to do this
05:14
and you're good and then this one is
05:15
cool as well and then the the hard one
05:17
to figure out is this one
05:19
well not the one i thought it added a
05:21
thing to it the hard one to figure out
05:23
[ __ ] okay the hard one the hard one to
05:25
figure out
05:26
is that okay
05:30
by the way i am wearing the thing that
05:31
someone sent me yesterday and i should
05:33
not have been offended
05:34
because they sent me extra large and
05:35
honestly if they'd have sent me medium
05:37
it would not have fit because this was
05:38
the shoulders were so small the waist is
05:41
a little bit baggy not gonna lie like
05:42
you can't even tell i'm wearing the
05:43
[ __ ] corset
05:44
but yeah if they sent if they said
05:47
medium i would have been very it
05:49
wouldn't have fit
05:50
it's the asian sizes yeah uh honestly
05:53
it's sent from china ah that makes sense
05:54
send from china
05:56
okay it was in there you need a belt
05:58
with that that's [ __ ] right i don't
06:00
have any belts though
06:02
i don't have any belts who has belts i
06:04
have a i have like a gene
06:06
like belt for jeans i've never worn it
06:08
but i own it
06:13
okay right i'm taking note of who sends
06:17
these donuts dude everyone's so scared
06:19
to send something you got to send me
06:20
some damn good memes buckaroo
06:23
i have a dior belt [ __ ] oh damn dude
06:26
you have a deal bill and i don't oh
06:30
that hurts oh well look who is becoming
06:32
a real twitch thought and streaming
06:34
often
06:35
ever but what can we do to make it even
06:37
safer ideas
06:38
we can poke holes in the condoms so
06:40
they're more aerodynamic
06:45
does anyone here want to try my breast
06:47
milk
06:48
me i knew it
06:54
you can't kill us all
06:58
okay it's getting away
07:04
okay that was pretty good all right fine
07:06
you get to live john it started off slow
07:08
all right it started off slow i was
07:09
getting fearful for you john i didn't
07:10
want to ban you john
07:15
by the way all right you did good you
07:18
did good
07:19
all right shouldn't it be funny just
07:21
like um
07:22
i knew i would get you yeah you did okay
07:24
that wasn't all right
07:25
i give that meme like i give that meme
07:27
like a six or a seven
07:28
anything below a five is me like
07:30
laughing that's i don't know
07:32
that's you know like a tourism oh
07:36
i'm gonna start streaming as an a girl
07:38
like you can i be your surrogate
07:40
daughter
07:40
that would be weird that would be kind
07:43
of weird
07:45
oh no oh no hold on
07:58
so so [ __ ] stupid god damn it that's
08:01
like hey that's
08:01
dude i can't i didn't even know all of
08:03
wilbur's were like
08:04
all of wilbur's videos was like that is
08:07
a that was definitely like wilbur right
08:09
he was british
08:16
okay right you don't get banned you're
08:18
you're fine you don't get banned you're
08:20
all right
08:23
in broke good
08:28
[Music]
08:38
oh did that video show i think it did
08:40
they just played twice what the [ __ ] was
08:41
that
08:42
anyway e there's so many memes of e
08:46
awful awful that guy again that kid
08:48
[ __ ] died
08:49
i've shoved up my ass have you got your
08:52
proper [ __ ]
08:54
who sent this one oh who sent this one
08:57
i'm not gonna laugh at it oh sourdough
09:00
69.
09:02
oh you oh i'm not going to laugh
09:05
oh no coins i've seen it
09:09
i've seen it so many times
09:12
hey hold on one minute
09:16
sour sourdough 69 i'm adding you to my
09:20
[ __ ]
09:21
no you're not [ __ ] mods hey mods mods
09:23
bat but mods
09:24
hey mods a mods a mods mods
09:28
you there i need to ban sourdough 69 for
09:31
an hour
09:32
no for 30 minutes he gets banned ban him
09:34
from the channel he's banned he's gone
09:36
warden did it
09:37
that guy's [ __ ] banned don't make me
09:38
laugh you get [ __ ] banned
09:41
that's how that works just subscribed
09:43
what's up players gang
09:45
what's up liz gang can we get it what's
09:46
can we get it let's go for the heck in
09:48
there
09:52
why didn't it show my thing it didn't
09:54
show my recent events thing okay
09:55
goodbye sourdough69 all right let me go
09:59
on to my uh onto my list
10:00
this recorded sentence was give orange
10:03
me give eat orange me eat orange give me
10:06
eat orange give me you
10:10
okay that was okay that was a six that
10:13
was just that was that was a six if five
10:15
is not laughing
10:16
that was a sixth it wasn't too bad all
10:18
right let me go
10:20
you know breathe out my nose suddenly
10:23
that's the amount of laugh that i got
10:25
out of that
10:26
all right you pass essentially you get a
10:29
passing grade you've got a c
10:31
uh faithful thanks
10:34
twitch thanks for twitch prime faithful
10:37
was that not connor i know that wasn't
10:39
that kind of there was connor it was
10:41
just a guy called
10:41
i saw i saw kind of see and see you now
10:44
kinda
10:50
[Music]
10:57
30 fps on a monitor that
11:00
is like it's not even 16 by nine it's
11:03
like
11:04
it's not even the right aspect ratio but
11:06
i it was trying to showcase that i could
11:07
blow up bedrock
11:11
with a tunnel
11:22
[Music]
11:31
[Music]
11:40
oh
11:42
mk underscore doodles just subscribed
11:45
two months throwing kisses throwing
11:47
kisses thrown oh my god
11:50
f1 nn that was the dumbest joke
11:55
i was like oh god what's the point of
11:57
this
11:59
okay i was like oh what is the point of
12:01
this [ __ ] good meme by the way that
12:02
was what was the point of this
12:07
[ __ ] vine compilation hydrate
12:15
[Music]
12:21
and the only reason i'm laughing is
12:22
because i've seen all the things
12:25
the camera god
12:28
what a wave of nostalgia this [ __ ]
12:30
most beautiful day
12:31
they got helmets on their heads but i
12:34
got one
12:35
it's so garbage it's [ __ ] no i want it
12:38
to ban you so badly
12:40
it's just the fact that it's so garbage
12:41
it's such a garbage meme
12:44
god damn it it's fine fine you don't get
12:48
banned but i wanted to
12:49
just know that i wanted to bottle fell
12:52
over
12:55
hydrated
13:04
i wanna
13:07
i wanna i wanna ban you
13:11
oh my god my billy eilish video never
13:15
worked here is more money since you were
13:18
gorgeous
13:22
[Music]
13:27
lucky crumb just subscribed three
13:31
i've seen one with him being uh i saw
13:33
one with him by the guy kicked in the
13:34
balls or she hid in the shins before
13:36
oh my god it's why is it playing again
13:39
where's it playing from
13:41
why is it playing twice are you [ __ ]
13:42
stupid oh you [ __ ] what [ __ ]
13:44
stupid stream okay
13:46
i get some nice piano music in the
13:48
background anyway how do i submit videos
13:49
on
13:50
stream labs when you donate you can send
13:52
in a video
13:54
only one guy's been banned so far
13:57
honestly mods we should probably take
13:58
note of who's been banned and who hasn't
14:02
all right so i can i can read out the
14:05
names in shame
14:07
my billionaire video never worked all
14:09
right show outfit plus okay
14:10
this was something something they sent
14:11
me uh this they sent me
14:13
[Music]
14:15
look it it's just uh just a quick like
14:17
it's like a skatery thing it's really
14:19
hot it's comfy as [ __ ]
14:20
[Music]
14:25
christ hold on hold on hold on i
14:27
actually want to see that one again
14:29
oh no where'd it go
14:30
[Music]
14:35
can i i think i can
14:39
historical footage
14:45
there's a history joke here that i don't
14:47
know
14:49
time for a drink oh god me three
14:54
three samuel jacksons
15:07
[Music]
15:09
you'll be [ __ ] fat girls in no time
15:12
all right
15:12
all right all right all right i was a
15:15
seven
15:16
all right okay you're gonna love it i
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[ __ ] you not
15:19
oh no oh you poor soul that sent in a
15:22
meme that i've already seen
15:25
oh no oh my god oh no john
15:28
oh no john get it out of me
15:32
jonathan john
15:37
oh thanks eight eight pntv
15:42
this is a strange time for you guys to
15:43
come along do you guys want your dad
15:46
joke
15:46
you're gonna love it [ __ ] why is it
15:49
playing again god damn it why
15:51
there we go
15:54
i don't know john john i'm so sorry
15:58
his name was i'll send it you on discord
16:02
always
16:03
john's gonna get [ __ ] better today
16:06
have a fun stream while i drink laughing
16:09
face
16:10
video might be loud
16:12
[Music]
16:16
okay it was the cat one of course you
16:18
[ __ ]
16:20
oh my god this must have taken research
16:23
by the way
16:24
john i'm really sorry because you know
16:26
what john john i'm real sorry
16:28
uh i'm sending you a wardrobe discord
16:30
you're gonna get banned
16:37
okay fine because i i breathe down my
16:39
nose at it you get
16:40
military drafting high schoolers to
16:42
fight iran most are used to dive into
16:44
the cover when someone is shooting
16:47
girls are like getting better i promise
16:49
i'm always going for 21
16:51
but end up hitting on 14. i'm pretty
16:54
sure jesus was black
16:56
because he's our father and still hasn't
16:57
come back yet
16:59
if you want your job for 10 minutes just
17:02
[ __ ] your sister
17:04
americans are terrible chess players
17:06
they lost two towers in one move
17:09
what do necrophiliacs
17:15
oh if you
17:18
think you could john's band by the way
17:19
he's found for 10 minutes
17:21
john's gone you i did work
17:28
i want that as a donation reading thing
17:30
oh there's johnny
17:34
oh no he messed up he went to send this
17:36
one sorry john
17:39
oh damn i feel bad now fresh
17:43
three days old
17:47
two days wait three times
17:50
two days
17:56
jesus [ __ ] i didn't realize it took
17:59
this much to hunt a bear
18:00
what bear
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[Music]
18:05
no jesus christ
18:09
add more minutes to his band just
18:11
because of that now he gets to keep the
18:13
ten minutes bro
18:26
i'm saying right now if someone donates
18:27
the [ __ ] um
18:29
the the fight if someone donates the
18:31
banana bread meme
18:32
someone sends a banana bread meme
18:37
i'm so sorry if this gets you in trouble
18:40
don't worry i'm well aware of the sex
18:46
offenders of society
19:00
i made a meme out of this when i was
19:02
like there's a there's a there's another
19:03
one of those zoom in things where it was
19:04
like um
19:06
it's like i know i did wrong it was like
19:08
you're just saying that and i just put
19:09
my face over
19:10
it just for that this with the musical
19:11
um i was bad
19:13
no something like that we we were bad
19:15
but now we're good when i was trying to
19:17
say sorry
19:17
that was my apology video that i did
19:19
back in the day and i made a [ __ ]
19:21
meme out of that
19:22
i went i'm
19:28
i'm off to bed early today have a good
19:31
stream jude bros i shall
19:35
go it's not fun
19:40
oh damn hey skulking thanks for the
19:42
[ __ ]
19:43
subs hey good to know you hear my guy
19:45
skulking thank you
19:47
bugs big bugs five more people are
19:48
allowed onto the sub server how many
19:50
people are on it right now
19:52
how many people on
19:55
sub server right now i'm just wondering
19:58
because it's gonna take me longer to
19:59
[ __ ] actually get on because i know
20:01
they're on it
20:01
my stream mods run it all the [ __ ]
20:03
time hi i like you oh
20:06
oh but banana bread i [ __ ] worked
20:10
out hell yeah
20:14
hell yeah hi hell yeah
20:20
work dude hell yeah
20:24
i got some [ __ ] banana bread at work
20:26
today i was playing
20:27
it wasn't playing again i don't care oh
20:28
yeah my mom told me if i wait for things
20:31
like good things will happen to me dude
20:33
and [ __ ]
20:34
[ __ ] banana product work dude hey
20:36
it's ali thanks for watching
20:38
subscribe wait a second ally i just i
20:40
like even i don't know what
20:41
wait ally i gotta know is that is it
20:43
actually you said we
20:44
you dm me before that it was supposed to
20:47
be pronounced
20:48
ally or ally i don't know what it was
20:50
supposed to be pronounced and i can't
20:51
remember
20:52
what is it i don't know what i remember
20:54
what it was
20:55
hold on let me read the dm i'm gonna
20:57
leak our dms real quick
20:59
she said you can oh she said you can
21:01
read it as ali not as
21:02
uh as in the i might be the [ __ ] but i
21:05
can still sing
21:08
subscribe with twitch prime by linking
21:10
your amazon account
21:11
your twitch account whoa in my memory
21:18
honestly i just like the [ __ ] i i
21:20
just like the heckin
21:22
i i just like the the thing of that they
21:25
wrapped like
21:26
they didn't even bother with a header
21:27
arms and then just threw a pillow
21:34
hopefully this is the right video long
21:44
[Music]
21:49
how are you doing today and are you
21:51
holding back on the next donut
21:55
but there was more to that video i'm
21:57
just in that clip holy [ __ ]
21:58
no [ __ ] way you've you've seen any
22:00
other footage before that point
22:02
[ __ ] you ever have wait oh
22:06
james james no stay away from my
22:08
nightmares james
22:10
oh
22:19
i've grown very fond of you over the
22:22
last i don't want to be having back
22:23
seals
22:24
i don't
22:29
[ __ ] terrified thank you so much for
22:32
the 50 [ __ ] stuff that's nuts
22:33
we're really hitting this sub goal very
22:35
quickly danny thanks for attacking on
22:37
with the six subs you'd [ __ ] good lord
22:39
man danny
22:40
why why do we have to hit this subgoal
22:41
so quick all right
22:43
oh god oh god how he [ __ ] you know
22:47
all right let me read this donation i
22:49
might be mad but i can still simp you
22:52
he's just he's just logged out of twitch
22:54
[ __ ]
22:55
all right subscribe with twitch prime by
22:58
linking your amazon accounts to twitch
23:00
again
23:00
in my memories just live together
23:05
no uh hopefully this is our video
23:08
samuel how are you doing today and you
23:11
are holding back on the next and are you
23:12
holding back on the next donation goal
23:14
yes what is the next donation goal even
23:16
gonna be what do you want for the uh
23:18
if you wanted the donation goal what
23:20
would you have it as
23:23
did you already do your last sub goal
23:25
let me i added it to the list look
23:27
look it's on the list where now is it
23:29
what was the last list
23:30
wait did i add it to the list no i did
23:33
why not did i
23:35
i did i did i added shopping as a girl
23:37
to the last list yeah we did it i did it
23:40
grow your hair out god we kind of
23:41
already are
23:45
oh my heck man
23:55
[Music]
23:57
all right body pillow the body pillow
24:00
exists
24:01
it's just not actually a merch oh matter
24:04
mad alex
24:06
thank you for the 10 subs my guy and for
24:09
the pristine meme
24:10
cheeto thank you thank you cheeto
24:14
cheeto you win good job sofa show your
24:17
hairline my hairline's fine it's just
24:18
like the
24:19
hecking wig sucks like the the wig's
24:22
hairline
24:27
[Music]
24:44
okay gnome turn on the hose now yes oh
24:46
god
24:48
okay no lemon tree leaf what about this
24:51
daisy
24:52
[ __ ] okay fine it was just the okay it
24:55
was just the [ __ ] okay that got me
24:56
that's dumb
24:59
this is full
25:02
roll down the mountain full oh my god oh
25:04
no it's not a man i thought it was a
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hill
25:06
[Applause]
25:08
that smells like a human oh that's
25:11
terrifying i thought
25:12
we're gonna okay am i a bad person
25:14
saying fall baking cooking stream
25:16
pierce's pierces are a thing yeah
25:17
they're on there look oh i know did i
25:18
not add it to the list
25:20
yeah no i did look at the second one
25:21
it's there here we go
25:29
oh my god he did it oh no
25:33
i thought oh my god i was gonna say i
25:35
was literally about to say i know that's
25:37
a stunt driver but there's
25:38
there's no way something like that
25:39
hasn't happened before by accident
25:42
and that's [ __ ] dope i didn't know he
25:44
did his legs he's not get mixed up with
25:46
ally so the way you say it is fine
25:48
okay all right but it is math like
25:50
quadratics you know oh so you're doing
25:52
well in math
25:53
yeah i'm doing pretty great you know
25:54
it's pretty easy
25:59
um i do actually as a matter of fact oh
26:01
may i see her you um you may see a
26:02
picture of her
26:03
um she's quite nice you know she's uh
26:06
she's very pretty
26:07
too so here you go here you go thank you
26:13
dad you dropped your fork mom i became a
26:15
simp
26:19
i want to do that now i want to do
26:26
[Music]
26:32
ah [ __ ]
26:41
that i have not seen before pandeline
26:43
thanks for the five steps
26:44
all right you don't get banned today
26:48
you're winning
26:49
my foot hurts when i move it in a
26:51
certain way could you yeah certainly
26:53
certainly
26:54
uh could you just um
26:58
just show me what movements trigger the
27:00
pain and i could maybe help
27:04
okay that was very good fine tic tocs
27:06
produce some okay memes
27:07
i'll take it
27:11
by the way thanks thanks uh thanks ally
27:12
fine dude come on where's this where's
27:14
the [ __ ] here meme i can ban someone for
27:17
this one's called cat fail well no it's
27:20
not it's different crying over this
27:21
woman
27:27
wait it didn't make the [ __ ] what
27:32
oh oh hold on no no no no no listen i'm
27:35
so sorry john
27:37
i'm so sorry john the reason why i'm
27:39
skipping this for a second is so i can
27:41
get the name
27:42
of who just sent me
27:51
garbage garbage meme garbage [ __ ]
27:54
meme
27:54
and then it says wait for it garbage
27:56
[ __ ] meme
27:59
garbage
28:09
what the [ __ ] was that
28:14
hold on
28:20
i will see you friday when i pick you up
28:22
for prom
28:30
garbage garbage one more band garbage
28:32
garbage
28:33
garbage garbage garbage garbage
28:36
garbage garbage who was that was that
28:40
[ __ ] jon
28:42
who is that aren't meant to be looked at
28:47
as a man i can have
28:50
self-control i think it was jenna and
28:52
self-control is what you need
28:54
to be the perfect man this eye tracking
28:58
video that i'm going to watch
29:00
not only am i not going to look at
29:01
anything sexual
29:04
i already know the meme dude i i know it
29:06
didn't get to the punch line of it
29:08
i don't know why i've said it to 30
29:10
seconds you should be able to 369
29:13
just subscribe i won't ban you just
29:14
because it is today babe
29:18
thank you
29:20
[Music]
29:24
then i dropped my milk [ __ ] i couldn't
29:27
read the captions that's
29:28
awesome i couldn't read the captions for
29:30
me [ __ ]
29:31
wait what finn i dropped my milk
29:34
when did where was that oh my god we're
29:37
so far back in donations holy [ __ ]
29:39
underscore
29:41
underscore underscore revolution
29:44
thank you thank you thank you sir these
29:48
these donations come through so slow
29:51
[Music]
29:53
there's john it wasn't joe normally this
29:55
shouldn't resonate with you since you
29:57
should be wearing your tucking panties
30:00
capper or are you a scammer no i am
30:04
oh my god hold on [ __ ] jesus [ __ ]
30:08
christ
30:09
did you say you wanted a [ __ ] to hear me
30:11
and this is from grace
30:13
the donations coming through so slow i'm
30:16
not even lying hold on
30:18
i'm gonna pause there media share for a
30:20
bit
30:34
i've been listening to freaking out an
30:36
fvck
30:38
okay somebody on repeat bc of you
30:42
this is like we're so far back in
30:45
donations
30:45
in like the in the stream labs donations
30:48
it's so far back
30:49
i am by the way hold on how am i [ __ ]
30:51
supposed to prove to you that i
30:53
look look at look at look at this look
30:54
at this see me look at this look at this
30:56
where is it where is it [ __ ] gone
30:58
that's why
30:58
it's absolutely [ __ ] gone
31:02
exactly i am i've [ __ ] been wearing
31:04
them for the past
31:05
day i'm not scam
31:08
i'm not scammered put the [ __ ] thing
31:11
on
31:12
it is dummy damn son yeah you're welcome
31:15
yeah you're welcome buckaroo
31:17
the only thing that sticks out is the
31:18
[ __ ] like oh they don't know it
31:19
doesn't even stick out the only thing
31:20
you can ever see is the fact that it's
31:21
got like a print of a goddamn like a
31:24
camel toe [ __ ] thing i'm back
31:28
kind of tick though oh god okay
31:32
right let me try and get this all like
31:34
getting up to where it was
31:35
the video that played wasn't mine the
31:36
scary stuff would play but you skipped
31:38
mine well i didn't skip yours
31:40
grabbed his i didn't grab his huh
31:43
oh no i didn't see it what the frick
31:45
okay
31:46
dude i'm honestly i'm just letting them
31:47
pile up because the donations aren't
31:49
even there yet
31:50
john's about to come through right now
31:52
there it is i [ __ ] told you i'm so
31:53
smart makeup chat
31:54
video was played at w a s n t mine the
31:57
skeppy stuff was playing but you skipped
31:59
my grab his
32:01
what do you mean there's not much i
32:04
could even add to it really
32:06
or even change with it update it did you
32:09
say you wanted a shitty
32:11
meme yes that was that was the [ __ ]
32:13
by the way
32:15
what the hell just happened yeah that
32:17
was the uh that was the um
32:19
the [ __ ] heminit what what was the
32:22
thing
32:22
okay this is one from first time
32:25
catching the stream
32:26
hey thank you nice for thanks for
32:29
joining in the one that grace donated
32:30
was the rick roll by the way
32:32
for the [ __ ] meme all right now if
32:34
in theory in theory this is the one
32:37
there it is yo
32:40
dim currently figuring out if him trans
32:42
your gender bender shenanigans made me
32:45
we're a question a lot of things thanks
32:47
i guess
32:48
i mean finally i don't know whether i've
32:51
just given you a
32:52
oh i think my organs are clapping and
32:55
we're busting all these myths that what
32:57
we're doing
32:58
coke and mentos in an aquarium
33:02
no [ __ ] me
33:05
thank you [ __ ] video and we just
33:09
hello little sit here
33:12
[ __ ] okay you know what don't call me an
33:14
egg i will take your [ __ ] to me
33:19
this is from nuno
33:28
my poor [ __ ] ears i'm doing a makeup
33:30
check maybe
33:36
[ __ ] sick
33:41
hello little egg
33:45
what i said hello
33:52
eat me
33:56
what i would never do that oh my [ __ ]
33:59
god
34:00
i said eat me why is this irrelevant
34:04
and i have a knife as well what the [ __ ]
34:08
oh my god what what are they what the
34:11
[ __ ] is falling from the sky
34:14
since together strong sims together
34:18
strong right you should probably shut
34:21
the [ __ ] up before i eat your ass
34:24
all right all right i like it all right
34:28
all right i feel like it's weird to see
34:31
finn when he's a guy
34:32
is it that weird now fine you're so fine
34:35
you blow
34:35
my mind
34:43
hold on i'm pausing it someone get the
34:44
link swing somewhere to someone right
34:46
now
34:46
hold on give me a sec i'm sending that
34:48
to my friend don't ban me mommy rose
34:53
i've sent it to my friend thank you i'm
34:55
stealing your meme that's how good
34:56
there's a good meme all right you get a
34:57
10. 10 out of 10 meme someone's not
34:59
getting banned
35:06
has finally been solved and it involves
35:08
quantum mechanics
35:10
now in case you don't know what quantum
35:11
mechanics are quantum mechanics no way
35:13
that's the whole game
35:14
sorry interact
35:17
with the world now this entire study
35:21
is someone proved trapped sound gay with
35:23
quantum mechanics
35:24
okay fine oh well i i there's probably
35:26
like a 10 minute video but okay
35:40
cool cool cool well done all right
35:44
i don't know i don't know
35:53
damn that's [ __ ] nuts was that like
35:56
lightning rods
35:58
near that guy
36:03
you can see the rolling shadow of the
36:05
[ __ ] camera quick
36:08
very cool
36:17
[Music]
36:19
garbage there we go we found one garbage
36:21
garbage
36:22
straight up garbage [ __ ] garbage who
36:24
was that
36:25
that wasn't okay john was this one who
36:27
was one before that you never expected
36:29
it
36:29
oh warrior boy five wait no i know you
36:34
god damn it i still want to ban you
36:35
though warrior boy five
36:37
you're gone warrior boy what warrior boy
36:41
five garbage garbage meme i'm saying gob
36:44
garb badge meme band for
36:48
band for five minutes there you go
36:50
you're gone this is from john
36:56
why are you always so good damn funny
36:58
and nice but you can also be a dum dum
37:18
yeah that [ __ ] happens and sucks huh
37:23
right there [ __ ] oh i [ __ ] love it
37:26
just because it's pubg
37:30
let's [ __ ] laugh it's a [ __ ] laugh
37:32
nice
37:33
nice nice
37:40
i'm sorry
37:50
i am the queen of ideas i don't mean
38:02
you don't need to be sorry wise wolf
38:03
this okay fine you get this this is a
38:05
good one it do be like that's something
38:06
i've watched that anime
38:08
hold on that's an a that's a song in an
38:09
anime
38:12
you don't want amelia well hey i didn't
38:14
know the knights had hot cat girls too
38:33
oh man do you enjoy being here
38:38
saying about her brother became a sister
38:41
oh
38:41
dead cat oh dead cat oh dead cat that
38:44
was a garbage meme
38:46
oh dead cat that was a garbage meme it
38:48
do be like that synthetic where they'll
38:50
fall off the chair
38:51
it might be because i've seen it but
38:52
it's a garbage meme and you're getting
38:54
banned for five minutes
38:55
banned i decree where's my [ __ ] do i
38:57
have like
38:58
that a thing nah
39:02
where's my phone i need like a i need
39:03
like a [ __ ] stick like a
39:05
this is all i got that's wrong all right
39:08
i got a rifle
39:09
never thought i'd see the damn gifts of
39:12
a convincing man a voice
39:16
i never thought i'd see the day a girl
39:18
gives a convincing man i know
39:20
it's a voice changer no sorry no i got
39:22
punched in her throat when i was a kid
39:23
my voice been like this ever since
39:25
there you go
39:29
this is this is this is terrible all
39:32
right
39:32
this is my decreeing stick this is my
39:34
like what what are they called
39:36
when they've got like a like a s like a
39:38
thing where they stamp on the ground
39:39
like
39:40
yeah bring me grapes or something like
39:43
that i don't know what kings say back in
39:44
the day some [ __ ] like that
39:45
what did you return the hair extension
39:48
to the russian babies no they're mine
39:49
forever now
39:50
the russian babies uh think uh hair
39:53
head hair is mine hopefully hit her
39:58
is there anything in this let's find out
40:03
cool not bad this thing's get this
40:07
thing's like really quiet
40:08
like that's actually got like a full
40:09
tank of air in it and it still sounds
40:10
like a spring going off
40:12
nothing and then like you take this off
40:15
take this silencer off it's a bb gun by
40:17
the way
40:17
twitch it's a bb gun twitch all right
40:20
it's an air it shoots air hold on
40:24
and now listen to it
40:28
jesus [ __ ] it's so much louder
40:31
i guess that's why it's called a
40:32
suppressor
40:35
i guess that's why it's called a
40:36
suppressor
40:38
am i right chat i guess it's why they
40:41
call it a suppressor
40:46
do you get it i guess that's why they
40:48
caught
40:49
i guess what i call a suppressor am i
40:52
right
40:52
because it's quiet anyway you're correct
40:55
thank you
40:57
it is a bb it is bb bb gun bb next time
41:00
someone gets banned
41:01
it's coming out so i go back all right
41:04
see you in a week someone's getting
41:07
banned next one's getting better am i
41:08
simp now
41:09
cause i'm down hey aaron what
41:13
let's play football but dan i don't know
41:15
how to play football
41:21
damn it i just wanted to bat someone for
41:22
a week if i can't
41:36
see this john you see this john
41:40
not even a [ __ ] smile john not even a
41:43
[ __ ]
41:43
smile john look at that
41:47
it's a frown john you know that means
41:49
john
41:52
you know what that means john
41:56
goodbye john [ __ ] you
42:01
goodbye john juan john gone
42:04
cool banjon john ban john
42:07
john get get john out of here get him
42:09
maddie get john addy
42:12
get him out here get him out there you
42:14
go he's gone get out of here john
42:17
stupid
42:20
get out of here there's some very
42:22
kissable lips what the [ __ ]
42:25
thank you
42:28
where's the big bobs you'd say do you
42:30
wear for 16 days where are they huh
42:33
where are they huh where are they huh
42:36
the word you are looking for is a
42:38
scepter fit for a girl
42:42
someone give me a scepter should i go
42:44
buy a scepter right now i'm going to buy
42:46
a scepter right now
42:49
oh that made a weird noise what
43:08
[Music]
43:11
this is what i think of whenever i sim
43:14
one
43:14
twenty five dollars thanks hammer
43:19
hammer don't let me buy you this better
43:38
i thought that was a girl playing i
43:40
thought this was a girl playing a guy
43:41
for a while here
43:44
thanks though the sim song i didn't even
43:46
know that existed but i'll take it
43:50
banned oh no
43:56
what the [ __ ] have you ever heard of the
43:58
drill ice willow cone
44:00
what the [ __ ] is that
44:03
daddy like oh it's such a shitty song
44:07
name
44:08
but all right so it's a good good song
44:11
it's terrible song whisper i don't know
44:12
if it's
44:12
it's got to be an ironic song alright
44:15
give john an all or nothing chance one
44:17
more video
44:18
all right vip for a week vip or banned
44:21
for a week
44:22
john 1 100 the count john you've got one
44:25
[ __ ] chance
44:31
garbage i i i laughed i breathed out but
44:35
it's garbage i just want you to know
44:36
that
44:38
oh my god i just realized what these
44:40
feel like hey by the way let me give you
44:41
guys a uh let me go let me give you guys
44:43
a a way of
44:44
trying to trying to put yourself in my
44:46
shoes here what these uh what these what
44:48
these
44:49
uh [ __ ] things uh feel like all the
44:50
time guys listen lads out there the 60
44:53
of you the guys in my chat cross your
44:56
legs over each other you know like how
44:57
girls do
44:58
but with with you know these thing down
45:01
do that
45:02
it feels like that all the time i just
45:04
did that no difference
45:05
zero difference that's exactly what it
45:07
feels like at all times
45:09
that's what it feels like just so you
45:11
know just so you know
45:13
dnd memes
45:27
the power of justice doing what it's
45:29
holy i had to strike down
45:32
what remained the great priest
45:36
and my heart burned with furious rights
45:39
i like the [ __ ] voice of like mums
45:44
upstairs
45:47
i like the voice that like whispered the
45:49
whispered yelling of mum's upstairs and
45:50
i
45:51
i can't wake her up anyway
45:54
i played the endeared a friend's
45:56
birthday party yeah uh on his 20th
45:58
which is why i was hungover for like a
45:59
day yeah it's like a full day atoms
46:01
never touch each other
46:03
and since we're made of atoms we've
46:05
never touched anything in our entire
46:07
lives
46:08
yeah so they answer your question
46:09
officer no i did not belong
46:13
[ __ ] battery check got him
46:16
it's 50 16 oh my god guys
46:19
guys guys guys guys
46:22
guys guys guys guys
46:26
guys guys
46:30
it's 69 guys
46:33
nice nice
46:37
all right nice
46:44
good thank you for requesting a battery
46:46
check blonde wig best wig thank you
46:48
you're kind of in the mid
46:48
in the in the minority here though
46:52
people either love or hate this one
46:53
which is technically a good thing i
46:55
watched a video by like bueno band and
46:57
by the way to give you guys some uh
46:59
some some hacking what's it called
47:00
smacking uh
47:09
motivation some inspiration here uh
47:11
there's a video by boyinaband which is
47:13
real good
47:14
it's about uh don't stain school uh it's
47:17
about how uh it's about
47:19
how being like a controversial looking
47:21
person like uh
47:23
like if more people dislike how you look
47:26
some people will [ __ ] love how you
47:28
look right like some people will write
47:30
you a tent some people will write you
47:31
like a one
47:34
besides like just being like an
47:35
objectively attractive person you've got
47:37
a better chance oh this is johnson
47:39
can you stress me out but vip me now
48:04
john's band
48:07
john's a vip now my mom is pissed that i
48:10
spent money on you lmao but whatever
48:13
it's only been 15 don't spend
48:16
money that you shouldn't it's coming
48:18
down
48:24
[Music]
48:27
rain on me rain rain rain on me rain
48:31
rain peter
48:38
[Music]
48:44
[Music]
48:45
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] is playing again
48:47
no
48:49
no no enough of you lois
48:55
thank you by the way gg gui for the five
48:57
dollars what is the goal for bikini
49:00
modelling on stream
49:02
so much so much
49:05
like thousands also it requires me to
49:08
lose weight
49:13
let's learn geography oh my god
49:17
uh wait i might know what this one is
49:19
it's either really funny or not i don't
49:21
know
49:22
i knew it's [ __ ] count dankula joe so
49:25
just cheaply about alcoholism in that
49:26
place that has all the rice
49:28
filthy cockroaches and thieving
49:29
regencies in the place they got [ __ ]
49:31
nuke twice
49:32
hitmen on scooters and edgy school
49:33
shooters and the one where the
49:34
president's a [ __ ]
49:36
sunny the one with no money and the one
49:38
that is completely [ __ ]
49:39
muslims are muslims and muslim that's
49:42
count dankula that's right that's his
49:44
[ __ ] comedy
49:46
all right i don't know if i i don't know
49:47
if i can react to anything by count
49:49
dankula because it will get me canceled
49:52
all right all right i think that video
49:55
got removed after youtube didn't i
49:56
thought it got oh it got demonetised i
49:58
know that
49:59
i don't know if it got removed though i
50:02
remember something about that i don't
50:03
know
50:07
[ __ ] by the way i think there was a game
50:09
wait what
50:12
there was a gamer gold game oh
50:16
dear tonight all night
50:23
dear to michael yes
50:27
god damn it all right oh we got
50:29
demonetized yeah no [ __ ] done
50:32
just subscribe it's too edgy man by the
50:34
way here is my three month anniversary
50:36
here since the maidstream
50:38
oh hey i hope you enjoyed the fact that
50:41
i gave you three hundred dollars through
50:43
three dollars donations since mars
50:46
yeah yeah thank you i do i really do
50:50
john's been funny
50:52
background music when shush is doing her
50:55
photo shoot
50:59
god it would make a way to put a weird
51:01
vibe in huh
51:03
it'd be a really weird vibe for the
51:05
photo for that you're the first person
51:07
to say my username right
51:08
lmao so thank you
51:11
don't worry it's my money not my parents
51:14
mister
51:15
should i call you mister pepe
51:18
oh damn thanks danny good morning
51:32
that's it
51:48
[ __ ]
51:53
it's [ __ ] it's garbage but your
51:55
name's your name's not your discord name
51:57
oh you're not your twitch name
51:58
i'd ban you but you named yourself
52:02
specifically
52:15
let me show you what it's all about
52:18
jesus i that meme was said i hope you
52:21
played red dead and i've never [ __ ]
52:23
played red dead
52:24
i'm so sorry i've never played it i
52:26
don't get the meme
52:30
oh hope you've played red dead
52:35
i haven't yeah no i'm sorry i haven't oh
52:37
god i just got given some really [ __ ]
52:39
bad news
52:41
that's putting a goddamn damper on
52:43
things one second let me read through
52:44
this
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i mean it's not even bad news for me
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it's just like oh [ __ ] that sucks
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uh
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oh god
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hold on holy god
53:13
most critical wait what what do you mean
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most critical like uh
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[ __ ]
53:22
hold on let me check something okay hold
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on one sec one sec i'm checking your
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thing hold on one sec i'm checking your
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thing hold on one second
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do an outside stream tonight do an
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outside stream tonight
53:35
[ __ ] that might be a bad idea
53:39
it's called jump scare short clip it's
53:42
called jump share short clip my guy
53:48
what do you think i'm gonna do
53:52
since everyone is sharing shape means
53:55
wow
53:56
wow dude that's that's great i hope you
53:59
guys
54:00
i hope you guys got jump scared i hope
54:03
you guys got jump scared by the thing
54:04
calling it a jump scare
54:09
god that's some nostalgia from [ __ ]
54:11
pewdiepie january memes
54:13
let me ban i don't know who it was i
54:15
don't know who it was i think it was the
54:16
exact
54:16
excel oh god damn it would rhodes
54:20
would rose date a trans girl oh god [ __ ]
54:24
would i dude i don't even i've never had
54:26
to [ __ ] think about that
54:29
uh it depends right i mean yeah
54:32
it's always it depends are they cool
54:35
it depends because like uh okay i'll say
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it
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check most critical what do you mean
54:44
the i would say that
54:47
i would oh it doesn't matter if they
54:49
were trans as long as they're like
54:51
you know like like you like oh [ __ ]
54:55
does it feel is it meaningless
54:58
like it doesn't actually matter if they
55:00
were born whatever right it doesn't
55:01
matter but like as long as there's not a
55:04
thing that i would notice because i
55:05
don't i'm not into guys it's like if
55:07
there's a manly thing about it like if
55:08
they're you know post up sort of thing
55:10
then yeah
55:11
i'd do that sure of course i would like
55:13
it wouldn't it wouldn't bother me that
55:14
they used to be a guy as long as you
55:15
couldn't tell now
55:16
you know hold on moisture isn't even
55:19
streaming
55:20
yeah mostly streaming heck what do i
55:23
need to check about moist and most
55:24
critical
55:25
makes good content though all right let
55:27
me play on that let me play
55:29
thingies it's twofold
55:32
it's a two for part
55:36
[Music]
55:47
getting gas right let me insert my card
55:50
release card this one's not the second
55:52
part of it one moment
55:55
boneless chicken someone had a good time
55:58
programming that
56:01
by the way warrior thanks so much for
56:02
the three stick gifted subs
56:04
i know the law i don't i don't have to
56:06
put my window down all the way what's
56:07
your badge number all right i'm a lawyer
56:09
and
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i'm a lift lawyer what's your badge
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number
56:12
your baby fell off the roof of your car
56:21
i am a sovereign citizen when someone
56:23
i'm a sovereign citizen i'm traveling i
56:25
don't need a driver's license
56:26
let me do what i you want
56:30
i love those ones boneless pizza hey
56:33
lamp wait
56:35
[ __ ] oh llamas with hats llamas and hats
56:37
that was some 20 what was that made
56:40
i remember you watching that sort of
56:41
shift with my with my friends when i was
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like in uh
56:45
when when i was like watching that [ __ ]
56:47
i'm watching that
56:48
okay i only remember watching that in
56:49
like primary school like they were like
56:51
hey you should see this edgy meme
56:53
they did this one about with faces
57:03
yeah did they see how much the comics
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were jesus christ
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oh nice okay
57:17
he went right for it huh not even his
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friend
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what the [ __ ] it's kind of nervous on
57:23
national tv i know but like
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i wanted to ask like maybe like you know
57:27
you could be my girlfriend
57:28
well brad i have to tell you i'm a man
57:30
that's a guy yep what
57:32
was that hard i saw that [ __ ] coming as
57:35
soon as he started saying what
57:37
it's not my voice i'll try anything once
57:41
oh nice what a [ __ ] chat
57:46
it was the dude the voice i'm the
57:47
lesbian i am actually pansexual
57:50
i just took a mean ass [ __ ] in chipotle
57:53
and
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i've been holding this [ __ ] for almost
57:55
what 15
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16 hours
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nice nice nice nice
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do anything he said that's so [ __ ]
58:08
serious
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i'm surprised that i didn't hear the
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crowd go oh [ __ ]
58:13
my phone's charging so it's going up by
58:15
the way for anyone that's going to ask
58:16
about the badge in finally
58:17
until you ask about a battery check i
58:18
won't tell you but it's going up it's
58:20
not going down i mean
58:21
it's on charge i learned
58:25
right
58:28
nice this is so satisfying
58:35
and then i shoot my g fuel off the table
58:37
and get uh kicked out of my esports team
58:42
battery check all right 17 17 oh my god
58:44
it went up 76
58:46
buckaroo let's go hold on that's my
58:48
staff
58:49
i just want anyone to know twitch mods
58:50
the reason why it's on stream is because
58:52
my staff are banning people
58:53
my scepter i need a trident oh
58:57
charge until it's at 420 until my phone
59:00
start i can't touch it anymore because
59:02
it's electrocuting me
59:04
band trident i need a hammer wait do i
59:06
have a hammer no i don't have a hammer i
59:08
need a hammer
59:10
just showing the lesbian gang hey
59:11
welcome to the lesbian game we're going
59:14
let's go let's go
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no oh okay i remember your last stoner
59:24
tracy you know i love you so much but i
59:27
have a confession to make
59:36
huh what's she [ __ ] colorblind she
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sees dark she's like inverted color or
59:40
some [ __ ]
59:41
money you got a problem oh my god
59:51
[ __ ] layers of makeup that took they
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must be
59:55
so uncomfortable
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me and the people in the van just
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chasing them down
60:05
all right that's [ __ ] terrifying
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you lying son of a [ __ ]
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[Music]
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it's [ __ ] bad it's i don't know why
60:24
i've seen every meme
60:25
there are no meme that impresses me
60:27
anymore that should not
60:29
i am i you know i want to play i kind of
60:32
want to play
60:32
i played uh miss baffy and [ __ ] uh i
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played [ __ ] miss baffy and got
60:37
god hacking damn what is it called god
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freaking
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uh connect four
60:43
and i won once and then i lost yeah i
60:45
lost in connect four all right i won
60:46
though
60:47
the first time i won all right just so
60:49
you know i won the first time
60:50
and the second time i was playing i was
60:52
technically setting up my stream so it
60:53
barely even counts
60:55
just so you know uh should play some
60:58
connect four
61:00
it's a damn competitive game
61:04
don't try this at home boys and girls
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kappa
61:12
it may be [ __ ] yawn [ __ ]
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[Music]
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oh i lied this is actually my last don't
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know
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okay
61:26
oh that [ __ ] whistle all right
61:30
all right what's your last dono if it's
61:32
gonna be a la stoner i'm scared
61:34
mario clip
61:39
don't get banned but i wanted to just
61:40
know that i wanted to
61:43
fell over
61:54
wait why does it say wait what the [ __ ]
62:00
i'm i'm just confused is that i'm just
62:02
confused
62:03
but thank you how the [ __ ] did you make
62:05
that video so quickly though
62:07
what the [ __ ] oh meta clip i saw i saw
62:10
mario cause i'm [ __ ] stupid
62:12
i saw mario i'm do i'm dumb thank you
62:14
for can we get that like again
62:17
okay just another layer of it just why
62:19
does it say mario clip
62:20
inception thank you we beat the matter
62:22
all right
62:24
now now listen
62:28
a bit why do you keep saying makeup
62:29
check i already did makeup joke
62:32
hello fenced do you love jesus christ i
62:34
don't even know what dude
62:36
jesus sounds like a weird name for a
62:37
girl i don't know
62:40
why do you know a second name as well
62:42
that's a weird thing to say man i don't
62:43
know are they a friend of yours
62:45
i mean i'm sure they're great but you
62:46
know i've never met him
62:49
never matter dead cat oh hey that cat
62:52
you're supposed to be banned
62:55
what are you doing swagger did you just
62:56
get back from me brag dude
62:58
man uh epic dude i'm glad you're
63:00
pursuing your passion
63:01
something similar to that uh i saw this
63:03
video on twitter the other day
63:05
of this guy eating a piece of [ __ ]
63:09
you ever get that no gang gang turned up
63:12
at your game
63:13
okay my mouth mad sticky in this [ __ ]
63:16
you feel me
63:19
something's funny how do you eat a piece
63:20
of it though like you
63:22
put this inside like like it hardened
63:25
and he has it like a [ __ ] biscuit
63:27
like a cookie like a
63:29
you know you know crunch
63:32
like that ah
63:39
[ __ ] oh my god that's disgusting frozen
63:42
oh i gave you a lot of money before i
63:45
finally subbed but love your vids and
63:47
content it's
63:49
amazing ily tell me you've never frozen
63:56
it
64:05
[Music]
64:10
oh [ __ ] me
64:13
i just broke my [ __ ]
64:17
it's a ponsicle it's a [ __ ] it's a
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cumsicle
64:21
it's a [ __ ] cumsicle my guy what are
64:24
you telling me you've never had fun
64:25
you're telling me you've never you're
64:27
telling me you've never had a cupcake
64:29
you're telling me you never had a [ __ ]
64:31
cracker you tell me
64:34
you're telling me you never got a bit of
64:38
cheese
64:45
oh my god i'm gonna [ __ ] die i'm like
64:48
oh
64:48
god no this is disgusting
64:52
it's so [ __ ] gross
64:55
i love it though it's great this is my
64:58
favorite uh
64:59
treat in the summer months you know what
65:01
i mean like uh
65:02
i i i like to just uh i like to just
65:05
save up a few you know i've lost a
65:07
hundred viewers from that comment by the
65:09
way
65:11
all right bottom let me grab a link for
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something
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oh [ __ ]
65:18
i hate what i'm ah no jesus you know
65:20
what every time i forgot about it for a
65:22
second and now i now i just hate the
65:23
fact that i
65:24
said it
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sure
65:31
link copy link okay i'm gonna send this
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to lego
65:37
lego hey f1 n where is my vip
65:41
badge capper or shall i can you see four
65:44
mm5 terr
65:47
mark what do you mean no you're not a
65:49
scammer i gave you it did i
65:50
did i [ __ ] vip the wrong guy how can
65:53
i join
65:54
your mc server
65:57
oh my god i gave the wrong guy oh my god
66:00
i'm [ __ ] stupid it tastes good
66:17
hold up let me open this for her hold up
66:19
holy [ __ ] that [ __ ]
66:21
jesus christ thanks battle okay right
66:24
uh by the way nuno thanks
66:28
that's my guy i appreciate it where's my
66:31
vip badge
66:33
okay are you sure closed cap you [ __ ]
66:35
stupid john
66:36
it's there what do you mean you get it
66:38
what do you think he's gonna come on
66:39
what it's in chat you're dumb stupid
66:41
john john dumb john dumbo
66:43
all right you know what i'm gonna do i'm
66:44
gonna turn off a media chef for a bit
66:46
all right we're gonna do something else
66:48
for a sec a little bit
66:50
i don't know what it is here but i don't
66:51
want to meet you i'm bored i'm bored now
66:54
bored now what now
66:57
now oh [ __ ] wrong document god
67:00
damn it there we go board now
67:04
bored now done
67:07
thanks burtle no one thought i didn't
67:08
like it i was just making sure no one
67:09
will do it
67:10
scam what do you mean scam you want to
67:11
get more people banned how many people
67:13
got banned by the end of it let me go
67:14
through and shame some people all right
67:16
so here are the people that got banned
67:20
um well warden just gave me a good
67:23
suggestion if you ban people you should
67:25
probably make some form of
67:26
form or judgment thing where they tell
67:29
you why
67:30
was i where they tell you why and why
67:32
unbanned and chat decides if they get
67:33
unbanned
67:34
right here are the people who got banned
67:36
warrior boy 5
67:38
for a garbage meme i wrote down dead cat
67:41
who is
67:41
uh unbanned now but he only got john
67:43
managed to get himself a ban but then he
67:45
got vip
67:46
uh i think there was someone else that
67:47
also got there was two other people that
67:49
got banned but i didn't write them down
67:51
shame shame on you for submitting bad
67:53
garbage memes
67:54
just saying battery check 81
67:58
i'm now above the level where i where
68:00
the iphone turns on heck in there
68:02
it's not allowed on to be on battery
68:04
saver mode anymore i always have it on
68:06
battery saver because it makes no
68:07
difference but it saves you battery
68:10
should get mods get mods mod
68:13
wait what get mods mod merge [ __ ] is
68:15
that
68:16
mod what do you mean like buy them
68:22
i was banned twice and still got vip get
68:24
good
68:25
you should have been banned three times
68:28
i faked my i faked my laugh ban him
68:30
again quickly take aways vap banner
68:32
i'm kidding all right someone donate the
68:35
stripper magician meme
68:37
i'm surprised we didn't get a uh i'm
68:39
surprised we didn't get a ricardo i mean
68:41
ye 90k channel points to go oh god for a
68:44
walk
68:45
sourdough yeah it's sourdough and jean
68:47
they were banned are they unbanned now
68:49
can we check can we unban them so we can
68:51
all shame them together
68:54
thank you all right boys
68:58
i jus look at me i dressed in like a an
69:00
actual normal way today
69:02
like uh i i did look this is a regular
69:04
regular old dress i think it's
69:05
it's nice it's comfortable besides the
69:07
two things that make it really
69:08
uncomfortable but still
69:10
very nice i am pretty new to your
69:12
streams and content but i'm already in
69:14
love with your stuff it's
69:16
actually pretty motivational seeing how
69:19
well you crossdress
69:20
keep up the amazing work oh almost lost
69:23
that
69:23
thank you thank you
69:27
jesus christ this must be very lady like
69:29
shame
69:30
shame shame on the ones that were banned
69:32
shame on those who got a ban
69:34
shame boobs
69:38
this is that's what someone said in chat
69:40
by the way
69:42
you see ego mini lad holy [ __ ] here we
69:44
go video
69:47
we said it's being ginger what is it is
69:49
he ginger
69:50
what happened in my head that he's
69:51
stranger is he i feel like he is
69:53
he's from ireland right where is he i
69:56
think someone else
69:57
no no i'm thinking the same guy but i
69:59
just have weird things is he
70:00
i don't know probably walk
70:06
[ __ ] with the [ __ ] with the f with
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the
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with the [ __ ]
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[Music]
70:22
yes i made it dm glad i d i d n t get
70:26
banned you're amazing i'll jump in
70:28
whenever lol
70:34
[Music]
70:36
thank you wait roseworth finnington i
70:39
got that layer of the mario clip you
70:41
wanted can you do media
70:44
share again real quick all right all
70:46
right all right i will
70:47
for one second you get one you get a
70:49
quick second of it hold on
70:51
i'm on it is it true you have an only
70:54
fans account
70:56
no it's not and it's on by the way why
70:58
would i have an only fans account
71:00
i guarantee you someone's probably made
71:02
one and they're like saying it's me
71:04
like uh just submitting like random
71:06
screenshots from videos because people
71:07
do that [ __ ] all the [ __ ] time
71:11
well he made it easy
71:13
[Music]
71:17
easy-ish
71:20
okay right i've only i've enabled
71:24
mediaship by the way
71:26
1k is easy bro [ __ ] okay john give me
71:29
1k
71:31
i'm too irresponsible i'm too
71:33
financially expensive
71:38
wait wait wait
71:41
there's no recent event you didn't send
71:43
me a thing you didn't send me a you
71:44
didn't send me a
71:45
thingamajig oh let's start today off
71:49
pretty good cutie
71:51
sim strong together it's only one am
71:54
[ __ ] jesus christ
71:58
see that does say mario clip
71:59
[Music]
72:01
nice make me mod pog
72:04
now we're just watching it load because
72:05
my internet's bad oh it's me
72:08
oh my god look at that [ __ ] dumbass
72:09
reacting calling it mario clip
72:11
oh oh what a dummy what a dummy
72:16
look at me sitting still cause i've no
72:17
idea what's saying a reminder to drink
72:19
some water
72:20
especially those thirsty sims
72:31
[ __ ] i got no water
72:37
thanks samuel i didn't even say thanks i
72:40
was just mad at you no
72:42
thanks sam holy [ __ ] man
72:45
this is gonna i don't like how fast this
72:46
is coming and why is something
72:48
unavailable
72:50
oh let me show oh damn dude
72:54
it won't play it's got copyrighted
72:56
content oh i'm sorry
72:59
i'm sorry why did i turn on media show
73:02
again this is dumb
73:03
when there's a new viewer hot
73:06
very good no it's wait
73:10
wanna do this one
73:15
when there's a new viewer oh [ __ ] damn
73:18
you looking real cute
73:20
what's your name oh [ __ ]
73:24
i'm killing myself that's the
73:27
that's the [ __ ] cosplay that i need
73:28
to do i think that's what we were saying
73:30
that i
73:30
wanted to do for the uh for the thing
73:32
all right let me turn on media show real
73:33
quick
73:34
okay media share disabled right
73:39
this is [ __ ] dumb oh god we really
73:41
gonna do a goddamn walk
73:44
you're getting the airpods though
73:45
because [ __ ] you if i actually end up
73:46
walking do you get in the airpods
73:49
felix cosplay maybe
73:52
that i'm not cosplaying as the anime
73:53
character i'm cosplaying as that guy
73:56
just so you know walk baby no
74:00
warden why are you supporting this this
74:02
is a terrible idea
74:04
you really thought 1k was a lot 250
74:06
dollars in one minute
74:07
i don't care do an awkward cosplay what
74:10
the [ __ ] is an awkward cars player whims
74:12
let's go
74:19
[Music]
74:26
i don't know how that was even [ __ ]
74:27
possible that that played but thank you
74:29
i feel like i shouldn't make things too
74:31
easy for everyone too often but happy to
74:34
be part of
74:35
the effort thank you the effort you know
74:39
like it's a goddamn noble cause huh
74:43
am i allowed to carry a bb gun outside i
74:45
just thought hold on am i allowed to do
74:46
that in the uk
74:47
one second can
74:50
i carry a bb gun
74:53
around in the uk
74:58
they're legal in the uk but there's some
74:59
legislation uh
75:01
no gun should be carried in a public
75:03
space unless it's transit
75:06
god damn it god damn it
75:10
it's not allowed i wanted to go around
75:12
with a hecking bb gun
75:15
leave the gun behind how am i supposed
75:17
to ban people with my
75:18
with my how am i supposed to ban people
75:22
then if i don't carry this around like
75:23
that
75:24
everyone ready hey bud you're getting
75:28
too close hey van
75:29
get away from me van
75:33
get away from me man all right cool
75:39
2k to get too good to get arrested on
75:41
stream guys quickly donate two thousand
75:43
dollars
75:47
okay wait the everyone seems very
75:50
convinced that this is a walk is
75:51
actually going to happen all right
75:55
what do you write i'll do a i'll do a
75:57
poll on it whether to wear heels or
75:58
comfy shoes i'm going to wear comfy
76:00
heels either way
76:01
but someone help me ship
76:05
finn wait what what is that not
76:08
[Music]
76:11
thank you for those walks through
76:12
stadium music plays bane picks up
76:15
microphone whoo
76:21
wait tiptoeing on legit
76:25
[ __ ] liked up sketches someone help
76:27
me ship to finn
76:30
ship to finn ship yourself to me or like
76:33
ship a random other
76:34
what oh you mean like oh wait you mean
76:37
an item
76:38
ah okay i get it that makes more sense
76:41
it's healthy to exercise
76:43
that's it's a i may be able to make a
76:46
tutorial for it
76:47
it's healthy to exercise shut up warden
76:51
you're only paying me five dollars
76:52
because you know you're going to get it
76:53
back in like a few days
76:55
in like 10 days we pay warden for my
76:57
other thing for editor
76:58
god damn it it's not it's not healthy i
77:00
don't want to ever want to walk
77:04
hey if the goal is met the goal can be
77:06
delayed like all the others the walk
77:08
needs to be
77:09
planned in daylight i might roast why
77:12
did i think about the safety too let's
77:14
keep it
77:16
daylight and planned please i mean
77:20
i don't know if daylight's better should
77:22
i do a part i'll do a poll should i do a
77:24
poll should we do a poll should we you
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guys do you want to vote on it
77:27
walk tutorial uh first of all
77:30
use your calf muscle use your calf
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muscle
77:33
followed by your uh your uh knee muscle
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i don't know what that's called
77:38
tense them both at the same time and
77:40
what you'll notice is your
77:41
your leg will extend right your leg will
77:44
extend
77:45
and then what you do is you put that
77:47
down relax your knee muscle
77:50
and then what you want to do you should
77:51
be in daylight push off
77:53
and you'll move and then you do the same
77:55
thing but later it should be in daylight
77:56
oh come on what do you want in daylight
77:58
it's not even more safe it's just you
78:00
want me to be seen by people
78:01
god [ __ ]
78:05
okay hey how about i wait until it's
78:09
like
78:09
next week so like i can uh i can i
78:12
cannot
78:12
be tucked i want to walk there
78:17
do you ever cross dress off camera no
78:20
but i have once
78:21
i went to a friend's party and there's a
78:23
picture of that actually you want to see
78:24
me like really crudely crosstalk like
78:26
how it literally was like oh finn wears
78:28
dresses that one time i've got a shitty
78:30
wig and there's some dress do you want
78:31
to wear that
78:33
and i did you want to see it hold up
78:36
uh yes yes yes
78:40
yes sir yes slay
78:44
red dress don't do that no uh
78:48
red
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no how can i find
78:55
can i just say by the way look at this
78:56
[ __ ] my phone category
78:58
do you see this that's me that's me
79:01
again
79:01
and that's me again they think that's
79:03
three different [ __ ] people
79:04
because my phone can't recognize me in
79:06
makeup
79:08
which is just hilarious
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[Music]
79:13
i don't know when this was this should
79:16
have been like
79:17
christmas i think i think it was
79:19
christmas
79:21
was it christmas last year holy [ __ ] was
79:23
it christmas last year
79:25
oh my god was it i simp for the cutie
79:29
oh oh my god it was christmas last year
79:32
thank you for the simp my guy
79:39
i'm not acknowledging it i understand
79:41
what just happened
79:43
a16 viewers why wait were you playing
79:45
minecraft before
79:46
have you die how many times a6d viewers
79:49
a6d raid
79:50
hey guys did he how many times did a 60
79:52
die
79:53
tell me about it tell me about how many
79:54
times he died
79:57
tell me tell me about how many times he
80:02
died
80:07
he died zero times he died like four
80:08
times yeah that's what i thought he died
80:10
four times
80:11
a lot yep that's what i thought that's
80:14
what i thunked
80:15
that is what i thunked buckaroo
80:19
am i stupid where did i do this
80:24
i don't have a picture of this [ __ ] what
80:25
the [ __ ]
80:28
what in the garbage what in the garbage
80:33
is it going to be my what the [ __ ]
80:38
what in the garbage
80:43
a few photos of videos what in the
80:46
garbage
80:48
why can't i find this
80:51
high a60 right hey 60 raid why can't i
80:54
find this garbage
80:57
i can't find it i remember when i did
81:00
this was it in like january
81:01
it shouldn't have been in january
81:05
it was in february this is [ __ ] what
81:08
the [ __ ]
81:10
so when is you and rose's birthday
81:14
also during christmas april last year
81:18
uh we missed it was april 21st is my is
81:20
my b day
81:25
april 21st it's an interesting birthday
81:28
so far it's rained on every single one
81:30
of the birthdays that i remember i think
81:31
you can find it in the media's from your
81:33
twitter i remember this photo
81:36
might have been it's a really bad photo
81:40
it's a terrible photo it's me like i
81:43
don't know
81:44
it's a it's a terrible photo i think
81:46
everyone was just laughing about it at
81:47
the time
81:49
yep i got no [ __ ] clue no [ __ ]
81:51
clue when this was
81:54
it definitely was yeah no i got no
81:55
[ __ ] clue
81:58
i searched by my entire phone yep
82:01
it doesn't exist this is a false memory
82:04
that i put in my head i don't know what
82:05
happened
82:06
what the [ __ ] i don't know i don't know
82:09
what it was
82:10
i can't find it it's like a thing of me
82:13
jesus
82:15
uh
82:16
[Music]
82:19
if i donate 100 000 will you do the walk
82:23
in a bikini
82:24
yep i think you meant ten thousand
82:27
but you wrote a hundred thousand would i
82:30
if you donated ten thousand dollars
82:32
would i do a walk in a bikini
82:36
for ten grand
82:53
yeah so i'm setting chat long pause
82:55
means yes
82:57
yeah 10 grand
83:01
yeah in a one time thought if someone
83:03
donated 10 grand yeah
83:05
yeah yeah if in one stream we made like
83:09
ten thousand dollars yeah
83:11
so uh excalibur let me know excalibur
83:16
gelatine give me your uh give me give me
83:19
your inheritance give me your uh give me
83:21
give me your uh savings give me a
83:23
uh pension be great
83:26
[ __ ] girl
83:30
rose cosplay should be one of the vanoss
83:32
crew guys why
83:35
not still doing stuff i mean [ __ ] i
83:38
remember what i liked wild
83:40
all right oh [ __ ]
83:43
[ __ ] send an inflatable hammer to
83:45
finn sorry
83:46
great idea oh no you can't oh no why oh
83:49
that sucks
83:50
you need to be on the uk amazon by the
83:52
way uh
83:53
it's like the amazon.co.uk is the
83:56
website and then you'll be able to send
83:57
stuff to me because it's the uk site
84:00
but yeah do you know how much merch will
84:03
be
84:06
yes do you do you want to know what is
84:09
this eyelash like trying to get off my
84:10
eyes
84:12
come here get on my eye bud all right uh
84:16
it's gonna be an amount wait why is this
84:19
doing that
84:21
what the [ __ ] okay yeah okay
84:24
it's okay fine i'll tell you so hoodies
84:27
are gonna be
84:28
35 34.99 i think something like that i
84:31
kind of want it to be
84:32
maybe i can get them to change it to
84:34
34.69 because that's funny
84:36
if you set that goal for 10 000 in about
84:39
two months still contribute to the simp
84:41
army
84:42
and i think hoodies are i think it's
84:44
t-shirts are like uh
84:45
20. i don't know 25 20 i don't know 24
84:48
24 69
84:49
uh if you set that goal to 10 000 in
84:52
about two months i'll contribute to the
84:53
same army
84:57
no uh no in one it's got to be one
85:00
stream
85:01
it's got to be really impressive if it's
85:03
like over two months then is it really
85:04
10k you know what i mean
85:08
imagine some random guy sims on you yeah
85:11
this is for tanker exactly then i'll
85:13
they don't [ __ ] bikini shrimp jesus
85:14
christ
85:16
what's your favorite piece of makeup uh
85:18
i would say
85:27
sorry stream pause for a second i would
85:28
say uh fake eyelashes probably
85:31
they're the easiest to do now weirdly
85:33
enough eyeliner fake eyelashes easy
85:35
makes a giant change to your face great
85:37
10 out of 10.
85:42
exclamation point lipstick yeah i'll
85:44
just make a whole command for what color
85:46
it is in chat
85:53
any oil princess and chad
85:58
rose.exe stop responding i kind of just
86:01
shut down there for a second
86:03
[Music]
86:04
i just got online did you open the p.o
86:06
box i just got online
86:08
did you open the p.o box i mean if you
86:10
mean open like is it a thing
86:12
yeah the opio box stuff has uh you've
86:14
been able to send stuff in forever
86:16
i haven't actually got any new po box
86:17
stuff since yesterday
86:19
i don't think uh can i even check would
86:21
you really for ten thousand
86:23
yeah careful i'm trying to be good but
86:25
you are tempting me now
86:27
for ten thousand yeah because
86:31
i mean you wouldn't have to i mean i'd
86:33
do it at night time though
86:34
i wouldn't do it in the daytime i
86:36
wouldn't do it one day in about two
86:38
months
86:41
i'm going to pick one day in about two
86:42
months
86:45
oh fair enough okay okay i get it
86:48
god i don't know whether it's
86:52
i don't know whether oh is it is it a
86:53
good oh i don't know
86:55
god damn it i don't know why the 10 000
86:58
was too low
87:00
[ __ ] i do it for 50 bucks yeah well
87:03
would you put it on the internet
87:06
i don't know whether okay here's the
87:08
thing i might end up i might do it
87:11
but i won't show my full body though to
87:13
the stream
87:14
i would do it maybe if i was if i'd
87:17
for 10 grand and then if i got really
87:19
drunk but
87:22
oh my god for ten thousand dollars i go
87:25
for a walk with just the breast forms
87:27
we're gonna gaff
87:28
that's kind of what it is it doesn't
87:31
look it wouldn't that wouldn't look good
87:32
at all though
87:33
if i scam shut up i do it i do it
87:36
i i'm gonna do it but i mean i do it for
87:40
10k but the
87:41
[ __ ] it's tough like it wouldn't i
87:43
wouldn't do it for nine you know what i
87:44
mean
87:45
like that's the that's just barely what
87:47
i think it would be okay for
87:49
anyway nobody's done a donate 10k relax
87:53
chat
87:54
[ __ ] that's matthew like plugging in
87:56
his [ __ ] um his
87:57
401k to the to streamlabs right now
88:01
got so [ __ ] scared it was my i saw
88:03
excalibur i was like oh god
88:05
what would you actually would you
88:06
actually do it on stream i feel like you
88:08
would [ __ ] out
88:12
uh
88:16
um okay
88:20
[ __ ] no i'd do it i'd do it i feel like
88:22
i wouldn't show my full body though
88:24
i wouldn't do my full body though uh
88:29
i wouldn't because [ __ ] dude
88:32
i got i gotta i gotta lose weight i feel
88:34
like a little bit i gotta get a bit
88:35
skinnier before i do that i kind of have
88:37
a belly you know what i mean i kind of
88:38
uh
88:39
kind of kind of kind of a belly for it i
88:41
don't know where the corset more
88:44
um i don't know oh god it's a terrible
88:48
idea
88:48
i could stream like as i usually do like
88:50
doing like just showing sort of the top
88:52
and like uh
88:53
sorry walking around and i'll go around
88:55
like a block
88:56
not my blog but a block
89:01
well you know bikini you would have to
89:03
talk yeah no i got that down
89:08
go to the beach
89:13
[ __ ] serene oh that was a tier three
89:17
oh thanks serene i think you're one of
89:18
like four people that have tier three
89:20
subscriptions
89:21
lovely real talk you are genuinely
89:23
beautiful and you're my new transition
89:26
goals
89:27
oh what do you have like a defined
89:30
transition girls like do you show the
89:32
doctor like hey i want to look like that
89:35
like a tattoo artist but like a surgeon
89:37
like hey can i look like this person
89:38
thanks
89:42
do we do it like this like on a hat like
89:44
as a haircut but you know with a
89:46
with uh with uh with facial
89:48
reconstruction set or facial
89:50
feminization hey this
89:53
all right
90:03
okay 25k for full body picks
90:08
i don't even know if i'd say yeah 25k
90:11
20k oh god everyone's just saying 20k
90:14
full body
90:18
i might say no ah [ __ ] i don't know can
90:21
you say oh a v e y is bad because bad
90:24
maybe maybe fine 25k sure it's now on
90:27
record 20 20
90:28
25k full body uh now walk
90:33
can you say ov is bad because bad ov is
90:35
bad because
90:36
now a walk with a bikini so much for not
90:40
selling out
90:41
let me [ __ ]
90:54
did i ban him maybe
91:00
i have no idea to unban either
91:07
there you go
91:11
sorry nightmaster 2000 but you're still
91:13
dumb go find me for a bit this is a go
91:15
for me
91:16
[ __ ] it's a terrible idea camera to
91:18
focus is it no i think my camera's just
91:20
[ __ ]
91:21
oh now there you go perfect it's in
91:23
focus now thanks andrew bits man
91:26
you're waking up from a dream
91:32
wow you're finally awake i would only do
91:35
it if you showed whole body on stream
91:37
don't scam
91:38
okay fine then 25k with full body on
91:40
stream there you go
91:41
that's your number it's not a scam
91:46
my god this is a terrible idea
91:50
that'd be [ __ ] i mean i don't know i
91:51
don't know how mad i could be if i made
91:53
25 grand from that
91:54
but like uh
92:13
hi finn how are you holding up did you
92:15
tell your friends about my 4k
92:17
donation i i did i told my [ __ ] mom
92:21
about it dude
92:22
in all fairness i told anyone that would
92:23
listen about the 4 000 donation just
92:25
because that's a however [ __ ] line
92:28
that's a very sharp knife it's so sharp
92:31
it's like you can tell it's so sharp
92:33
because the way it is like look at how
92:35
sharp it is guys
92:36
it's so sharp look at it look at that
92:38
look at that thin edge there
92:41
uh oh my god please watch this oh no
92:44
oh no what is it less than a whole five
92:46
seconds yeah
92:49
no link centered oh no yeah they do
92:52
unless it's like uh i'd probably know a
92:54
link centered i don't even know if you
92:55
were
92:55
maybe it's streamlabs censoring i don't
92:57
know i love what i love that ali or
92:59
adria are probably sitting there
93:01
sitting there right now actually
93:02
considering dropping 10k
93:05
aedra maybe ali i don't know
93:08
i don't know about ali ali is donate i'm
93:10
sorry ally allies
93:11
i'm gonna read it wrong every time i'm
93:13
gonna just switch it up out ally has
93:15
donated like 1k before which is kind of
93:16
[ __ ] nutty
93:18
um but i don't know you gotta be pretty
93:21
you gotta be pretty you gotta have some
93:22
pretty
93:23
real money to donate tens of thousands
93:26
to 20k
93:27
25k or whatever that's a lot
93:31
i don't think it'll happen because then
93:32
it'll always be expecting a pizza
93:37
might be expecting a pink spark spiky
93:40
hammer
93:41
i don't know a sparkle or spiky all
93:43
right spiky hammer how do you make a
93:44
spiky hammer that's just a weapon that
93:46
is like a scythe
93:50
one or two pieces one piece or two piece
93:53
oh [ __ ]
93:54
one piece or two piece do you thunk what
93:57
if i get a one piece
93:58
let's start i wore a two piece once uh
94:01
on stream i could wear a one piece
94:03
i feel like that'd be more
94:07
easily acceptable no a tube
94:11
really i'm here to make decisions not
94:14
donations yeah sorry ellie
94:17
that's fair ali's the decision maker of
94:19
what i end up doing
94:23
my cpu is 323 fahrenheit need an upgrade
94:27
or it's your hot female looks
94:30
i increase the c i'll fry cpu we're
94:33
trying we find cpus out here but three
94:35
piece
94:35
a three piece a three-piece suit a whole
94:38
ass tux
94:39
i am so ready for this bikini stream
94:42
it's not gonna [ __ ] happen
94:43
did you not hear what number i gave i
94:45
gave the impossible number i get like 20
94:47
nazir hey nat
94:48
i gave like bikini top plus boy shorts
94:51
it's pretty much that bikini is a
94:54
two-piece
94:56
oh full bikini stream is against tos or
94:58
not probably not no
95:00
i don't think so um but it'd be pretty
95:03
funny
95:05
i just mailed you those healed boots in
95:07
a red punisher three knife like the one
95:10
i showed you
95:12
nice the [ __ ] oh my god okay hold on i
95:15
don't want me to
95:16
want to see the heels that uh adrian's
95:18
on about because we talked for a minute
95:19
in dms
95:20
let me show you gamer this is my first
95:22
time catching your stream and you
95:24
inspire me to be a better
95:27
a girl nice
95:30
okay let me show you the let me show you
95:32
these shirts i'm go
95:34
wait are you actually are you a girl are
95:35
you a guy either way i'm glad i inspire
95:38
you to be a better
95:39
better eagle all right look at this [ __ ]
95:41
these are the boots he's on about
95:43
this the boots oh sorry this is the
95:44
boots i just on about he think i drew's
95:47
the shoe
95:48
uh all right bam those are the ones
95:51
you're [ __ ] on about
95:53
ah that's that's dumb that's so bad
95:56
that's [ __ ] stupid
95:57
why why why i want to play
96:01
wait is a60 still up i kind of want to
96:03
play connect four with heart
96:04
jesus that's that's you know that's when
96:06
the goth stream will happen i think
96:22
yeah that when i do the gut stream
96:23
that's that'd be that'd be who looks
96:25
like pain
96:26
yeah that'd be such a [ __ ] imagine when
96:28
you're just trying to get to the end of
96:29
the night you're just like oh my god got
96:31
like 59
96:32
[ __ ] buckles per shoe to take off of
96:34
this goddamn thing to get it off
96:37
i think n6 want to bead okay fair enough
96:39
hooters rose who does rose when's the
96:41
hooters stream i don't think why is that
96:43
who's this
96:44
i don't know when the hooter stream is
96:45
going to be um
96:48
either way it's going to be fun gust
96:49
stream or bikini stream both i'm going
96:52
to do both
96:52
the golf stream's going to be what a key
96:56
dude imagine wearing like any any shoes
96:58
wearing a bikini would be so [ __ ] it
96:59
looks so weird
97:05
oh my god my iphone's not recognizing my
97:07
face
97:09
boy i swear to god i'm gonna have to
97:10
take my password
97:13
oh vidcon the [ __ ]
97:15
[Music]
97:18
my tattoo artist said that image is kind
97:21
of blurry that you
97:22
sent me when is the photo shoot
97:25
photos coming out and will they be
97:27
higher quality
97:29
it's not blurry it's a tattoo answer
97:31
what are you gonna do like sketch like
97:32
trace it on when is the photo shoot and
97:35
what will you wear multiple outfits or
97:37
just one
97:39
uh okay so i weirdly enough we got
97:43
[ __ ] two questions about the photo
97:44
shoot okay
97:45
photos would be really high quality uh
97:48
hopefully
97:48
um the the the guy doing it
97:52
who i'm not gonna say is i almost did
97:54
the guy doing it is a professional
97:56
photographer
97:58
so that's gonna be real fun i've had a
97:59
couple of my friends that are like hey
98:01
do you need a makeup artist for it
98:02
like uh do you remember that one girl
98:04
that did my makeup before for um
98:06
it took me [ __ ] two hours to do just
98:08
the makeup
98:09
god damn did you remember that one girl
98:10
i think i did it was like where i wore a
98:12
pink wig i had like purpley blue
98:13
eyeshadow
98:14
i posted a picture of on it on twitter
98:16
it was like a short it was the short
98:17
pink anime we're gonna
98:19
uh i'll try and find it streamer i sub
98:21
two and it's a thought i
98:23
am on the road off no return now and by
98:25
the way
98:26
it's a slippery slope how are you doing
98:29
i'm doing great and you've entered the
98:31
slippery slope of becoming a
98:33
member of the last gang but no the uh
98:35
this photographer man
98:36
he's real good posture check shut up
98:38
this photographer man's real good
98:40
uh it i don't know when it's happening
98:42
though it's almost a thing of like hey
98:44
we can do it right now but it's like i
98:45
need to figure out what i'm doing are
98:46
any of them going to be sassy
98:49
i don't know so i've decided on two
98:51
outfits that i'm wearing
98:52
uh he said he said to where he said go
98:55
try and find like four outfits that you
98:57
like i was like okay
99:01
uh well you need some coconuts um
99:04
he said try and find four outfits just
99:05
to like you know variation so we can get
99:07
a lot done
99:08
i don't know whether i'll be posting all
99:11
four outfits though
99:12
let me go heels like that chat's gonna
99:14
ask you to step on them
99:18
yeah [ __ ] hell do you wanna help me
99:23
thanks by the way samuel thanks so much
99:24
for the for the 50 cards
99:26
the sas they're neither going to be
99:28
sassy
99:30
i'd say that ah i say that yeah they are
99:33
but
99:33
at least some of them are uh i don't
99:36
know what to wear though
99:38
you know what i mean like i have no idea
99:40
what to wear because it's probably going
99:41
to be the same makeup for all of them
99:42
and i don't want to have to variate from
99:44
style like
99:45
loads um
99:49
seriously those kills i'd say that
99:52
maybe do it i i thought the bunny thing
99:55
i
99:56
thought the bunny suit the bunny girl
99:58
can you accept snacks in your p.o box
100:01
if so would you want to try some dutch
100:03
stripe waffles
100:05
oh that sounds good it has waffles on it
100:08
yes
100:08
unless it means like unless that's dutch
100:10
for like uh something rude
100:12
so it was like would you like to try
100:13
some dutch penis or something [ __ ] like
100:16
that no
100:16
but waffles it says waffles in it which
100:18
means it must be good
100:21
hell yeah i want to try waffles what was
100:24
that
100:24
strip waffles stood up brothels all
100:26
right um
100:30
[Music]
100:31
sorry so i was just spamming something
100:33
we need a bootcamp when you get those
100:37
a boot camp yeah so i can step on things
100:41
really uh get the foot people uh
100:43
interested in my brand here
100:56
okay what was that about oh yeah so uh
100:59
i've i thought about the bunny the bunny
101:01
thing and then i'm gonna wear the uh the
101:03
outfit from
101:05
uh it's like the one with the it's all
101:07
it's a big like black shirt long sleeve
101:09
black shirt it's got
101:10
a uh red skirt like red tart and skirt
101:12
on it which is real good
101:14
looks good on camera uh the amount of
101:16
step on me comments you'll get if you
101:18
wear those i can't wait
101:20
um
101:23
wait there are femme clinics all over
101:24
the world that do makeup and choose
101:26
outfits for professional photo shoots
101:29
yeah i feel like gonna go do that would
101:31
be a bit
101:33
i don't know i don't know i think about
101:35
doing it with friends a bit easier
101:37
a bit more a bit less weird for me once
101:39
rona is under control and clubs open you
101:42
gotta go clubbing in your sexiest outfit
101:46
see how many free drinks you get from
101:48
guys [ __ ]
101:49
no baby let me talk samuel
101:52
i just see that donation through [ __ ] a
101:54
full body bikini stream but you don't
101:57
have to go outside
101:59
no no not worth it no not not even close
102:03
i think i'd still i think i'd still say
102:05
like the same amount
102:07
because it's still you seeing me it's
102:08
still people it's still either way
102:10
it's still thousands of people seeing me
102:12
in a [ __ ] bikini
102:14
it's it's not going to be 20 times
102:18
cheaper just for
102:20
like five less people to see if you do
102:22
the bunny outfit sassy i'll use it
102:25
yeah right jesus christ
102:29
my servant my uh probably the he's
102:31
probably watching the stream chris
102:33
my servant my server uh server uh friend
102:36
the guy that owns a play mc that i play
102:38
on on my youtube channel
102:40
he just sent me something that says if
102:41
you keep this up you're going to need to
102:42
make an mc network and then he linked me
102:44
a domain name that says
102:46
twitter check your attest when you have
102:49
time
102:52
do goth on your wait did you did goth
102:55
you on twitter
102:57
do wait did goth you on twitter let me
102:58
out check your answer when you have time
103:00
oh [ __ ] what have you done hold on i do
103:02
have time what have you done
103:06
david david david there's so many group
103:08
chats people have me see that i need to
103:09
leave
103:10
uh wait i don't see anything from it
103:16
check your ass okay oh that's terrifying
103:20
okay that's terrifying good to know what
103:23
i'd look like
103:24
i don't i wouldn't say that looks
103:26
amazing though i don't know gothamies
103:28
very
103:30
gothamy is very strange
103:34
but all right wait is that art holy [ __ ]
103:36
thank you
103:38
very cool very cool oh my god by the way
103:41
thanks for
103:41
thanks for 1500 bits first stream was
103:44
able to watch and i can't wait for the
103:45
photo shoot
103:47
[Music]
103:49
jesus christ no walk's not available
103:53
yeah this is
103:53
[ __ ] okay all right
103:58
the hammer is inflatable thank you boy
104:01
where do you buy most of your clothes
104:03
amazon also how tall are you
104:06
i'm 5 10. actually i'm at 12 i'm five
104:08
i'm tall i'm in five eleven sorry i mean
104:10
six foot i'm a tall boy
104:18
oh my [ __ ] god wait what hold on
104:21
hold on am i on akinate someone just
104:25
sent me something
104:26
saying that i'm on the akinator bot
104:30
and one of the last question that you
104:34
verify to see if it's me
104:36
is does your character wear women's
104:37
clothing yes no i don't know probably
104:39
and if you say yes you get me
104:42
holy [ __ ]
104:47
that's that's terrible okay cool a
104:49
little bit terrifying but all right
104:59
okay this is a bad time to check this
105:01
code on it
105:03
all right if you convert 35
105:06
to canadian it turns into 60 for merch
105:09
so you really be making money
105:11
that's not how that works
105:14
there's like also the uh 35 bucks pretty
105:17
cheap for already
105:18
um turns into sixty dollars i mean yeah
105:21
but then that's because you make
105:23
you like if uh your wages are also
105:26
convertible like that's how that what
105:27
anyway try akinator
105:29
all right they did on discord i don't
105:32
know whether i can manage to get me
105:34
okay so they did it over discord let me
105:37
find out if it's
105:38
on or is someone going to help me fill
105:41
this goal tonight
105:42
where is the simp army end of the photo
105:45
you're on your own
105:46
photos going on ig
105:50
uh yeah they will be going on instagram
105:52
i think they'd probably only be going
105:54
maybe uh instagram and twitter
105:56
i think that's probably that's be where
105:57
i'll upload them um
106:00
but dude they're gonna be so awkward
106:05
it's gonna be so [ __ ] awkward it's
106:06
just this with a professional camera i
106:08
don't know
106:09
i don't know i don't think you should
106:10
expect anything insane
106:12
but i'm going to try and make it as
106:14
special as i can but oh
106:15
[ __ ] but oh [ __ ] boy all right
106:20
let's see if we can let's see if we can
106:21
do this thing
106:23
all righty boys let's make my let's go
106:25
on akinator let's see if i can find me
106:28
i'm going to be a minecraft youtuber all
106:30
right
106:35
holy [ __ ] it'll join hey it's hammer
106:38
thanks emma hammers member of the sim
106:40
party as well apparently
106:41
um let's do pop-out chat
106:45
chat
106:50
there we go don't say that you look cute
106:53
why why why what
106:57
don't say that you look cute what do you
106:59
mean don't say i look wait wait did i
107:00
say it i didn't say it
107:01
are you talking about all right right
107:03
you can't hear your manly man voice in
107:05
the pictures
107:06
uh let's move my thing over here
107:09
all right okay so let's try and get me
107:12
hello i'm out connected let's think
107:14
about a real fiction i've never actually
107:15
played this play
107:18
uh select your next game thematic
107:23
uh characters you take so long to load
107:27
did your character die
107:30
no wait no hold on
107:34
hold on did i whoa whoa whoa wait
107:37
i just dunked wait wait hold on let me
107:41
go back on taconator again
107:43
uh i don't know whether it's a fictional
107:46
wait think about a real fictional oh
107:47
wait no okay it's a character thing i
107:49
just thought it was going to be like a
107:50
real person
107:52
[Music]
107:53
no i'm not dead i would you consider
107:56
wearing colored contact lenses
107:58
no for example the blonde wig or green
108:01
for the red wig
108:03
dude it would be i i've dude contacts
108:07
freaked me
108:07
out do they not oh my god i've seen like
108:10
i see
108:10
my contacts don't say that you look cute
108:15
don't say that you look cute oh okay oh
108:17
that's nice but
108:18
i don't think it's going to be anything
108:19
insane i don't think the photo shoot's
108:21
going to be insane
108:22
it got you on it okay uh is your aca is
108:25
your character an actor no
108:27
does your character really exist yes is
108:29
your character muslim no
108:31
carrots from youtube yes character son
108:34
no
108:36
bed wars no indian
108:39
no involve with the with a blizzard game
108:42
no run a gaming channel yes
108:46
character american no that's already
108:49
asked that
108:49
uh i got you sam does your character
108:53
keep secrets from their best friend
108:54
probably not
108:56
uh no does
109:01
personality no imaginary friend
109:06
no yes british
109:15
this is [ __ ] and rigged this is that
109:17
that is just
109:18
that that is just r that is just rude
109:21
that
109:27
god [ __ ] damn it
109:34
why would why would you say that to me
109:36
akinator what
109:38
what if i said yes and it's not me what
109:40
if i said yes and it's not me
109:43
wait is your character linked with cars
109:45
no wait that's another that's just one
109:46
of the
109:47
characters in sports no what the [ __ ]
109:49
it's character chubby yeah no
109:51
no australian no why is there more known
109:54
for minecraft gaming yes dive ahead no
109:57
date another youtuber no lead guitarist
110:00
no
110:01
i was it's not even me
110:04
he'll do my best what hold on i've got
110:07
to lock him up
110:08
i've got to look him up i've gotta look
110:10
him up uh
110:11
bikini what the [ __ ] there's no way
110:16
it's yoka's swimsuit calendar there's no
110:19
[ __ ] just subscribed hold on
110:25
hold on there's like what
110:28
there's something for like a swimsuit
110:30
cut like a reddit post but that's not
110:32
from them
110:34
what what was it not me did i select an
110:38
option wrong hold on let's go no
110:40
continue yes fine then we can continue
110:42
cast of the hamilton no roblox no
110:46
what tattoo on their right arm no
110:50
drow no character minecraft sure
110:54
character made of food no able to
110:57
backflip
110:59
on a trampoline but i'm gonna say no
111:01
twitch sure
111:03
playing minecraft monday no character
111:05
remember yogscast no
111:08
how'd you carry through one million no
111:10
dark hair
111:11
[Music]
111:16
sure maybe darkish yes play minecraft we
111:19
already asked that
111:20
link to an animal no accused of any
111:24
crimes
111:25
crime of being so sexy uh
111:29
married no fat no
111:32
right on their own songs no hold on 20.
111:36
oh no because i'm 20. if you do
111:39
a swimsuit stream i'll do it i have
111:42
jkjk stockholm just to say what oh my
111:46
god blondie
111:46
cheers big man blondie yes
111:49
i'll do my best black magic hustle
111:51
thanks for 40 dollars by the way black
111:52
magic holy [ __ ] the walk thing's
111:54
probably gonna [ __ ] happen oh my god
111:56
chris how did i miss the how did i miss
111:58
chris's 50
111:59
donation i'm stupid
112:02
chris blondie blondie you gotta do it if
112:05
i do it you can't say jk after that
112:07
is your character an annoying teenager
112:08
who can't see it all yes
112:18
why did i say yesterday oh that's
112:21
[ __ ] hilarious
112:22
oh god that's so funny
112:27
someone clipped that someone clever i
112:29
wanna send it just tell me
112:31
oh my god uh
112:35
no oh my god have numbers in the name
112:37
yes
112:39
oh it's the one isn't it oh it's the one
112:42
it's gonna happen why is it carrying on
112:45
television
112:55
we did it we did it boys we did it like
112:58
how it's that profile picture as well
113:00
so it's please someone sent me that clip
113:02
someone sent that clip in the discord
113:03
somewhere i'm i'm gonna go and get it
113:05
wow i think i've got to send that to
113:07
tommy it's funny as [ __ ]
113:10
i
113:14
oh my [ __ ] god that's so good that is
113:17
so good
113:19
all right
113:23
disappointed it's not a rose pick yeah
113:25
it's a profile photo
113:26
chevy doc just subscribed don't freak
113:29
out too much finn
113:31
chevy duck is that you sorry don't freak
113:34
out
113:34
thank you thanks for two months the uh
113:36
you've got the second
113:37
two month little profile picture thing
113:39
i'm glad there's some people against you
113:41
i'm sorry
114:02
samuel did it man [ __ ] did it
114:06
god damn it
114:10
yeah well done yeah well done yeah well
114:13
done
114:14
yeah well done yeah well done
114:19
yeah well done yeah well done
114:23
all right when are we planning this
114:24
[ __ ] walk for when are we doing it
114:26
you want it in the daytime right we're
114:29
gonna do a poll right we're gonna do a
114:30
poll
114:33
right we're gonna do a poll we're gonna
114:35
do a poll
114:37
walkies
114:40
now either now or
114:44
soon but
114:48
planned in the daytime
114:54
but in daytime christ
114:57
all right ready have fun voting boys
115:01
it's either whether you get to choose
115:03
whether i go out now and no one's there
115:04
or people
115:05
people see me oh [ __ ] okay a lot of you
115:08
said now
115:12
go and buy burger it's 2 a.m it is 2 a.m
115:16
why now yeah it's 2 a.m wait no hold on
115:19
no no i gotta cancel this
115:20
guys okay well i'm not doing it now but
115:23
i'll go out to like mcdonald's again
115:25
i'll go out to like a burger king or
115:26
some [ __ ] i'll go and buy some [ __ ]
115:28
in real life i'll go into my store
115:31
i'll go into my store oh my god i'll go
115:33
into the store
115:35
dude okay i'll go into my supermarket
115:41
redo the poll i don't even need to i
115:43
feel like everyone's down for that
115:44
because i'm gonna go say hi to tony tony
115:46
yes i'm so glad someone remember that
115:48
before me
115:49
tony we could go see tony but that's
115:51
like a two piece okay i can do that
115:53
tony got to go see taoni bro
115:57
when should we do it i'm going to be
116:00
busy tomorrow but i can do it the day
116:01
after
116:02
what day is it tomorrow oh no wait [ __ ]
116:03
hold on what oh god i just wrote hold on
116:06
i'm not going to make any promises
116:07
because oh god i'm definitely not making
116:09
any promises i'm not doing it the day
116:10
after tomorrow either
116:12
because i mean i could but i'd [ __ ]
116:14
want to kill myself because
116:16
okay here's why i'm not gonna do it the
116:18
day after
116:19
tell me okay well before you start
116:21
saying do it do it okay listen here's
116:23
why
116:24
why listen the day after tomorrow
116:27
is the day that i have to take delivery
116:29
of a bunch of furniture for my house
116:30
so i have to you know help [ __ ]
116:34
delivery guys out and put and
116:35
get them in the entire [ __ ] day in my
116:38
new house
116:39
what do you mean scam i'm not gonna scat
116:42
really i'm not
116:44
you'd say scam if i did it tomorrow
116:47
i'm not i can't i cannot i cannot i
116:50
can't i just can't
116:52
it's gonna be in like it's gonna is it
116:53
gonna be the 23rd what if you break a
116:55
nail though shut up
116:56
shut up shut up oh my god
117:00
i'm checking a calendar give me a second
117:03
right what am i doing on the 23rd i've
117:06
got a
117:07
[ __ ] nail appointment at 3 p.m
117:11
god [ __ ] damn it
117:15
oh yeah that's the god damn why am i
117:17
busy all the time hold on
117:21
this is [ __ ] dude wait why did we
117:24
have to do this i'm looking i look at my
117:25
calendar all this [ __ ] would be
117:26
embarrassing as [ __ ]
117:29
no no i'm not there's no way
117:32
oh my god no this is not gonna no
117:36
hold on hold on hold on there's two
117:38
there's two ways this can go
117:43
there's two ways this can go i can
117:46
my guy there's my guy
117:50
5 thousand bits the [ __ ] hell think
117:52
of the content that you dressed up
117:53
helping delivery guys with furniture
117:55
that is not good content by the way
117:57
thanks for 5 000 bits that's [ __ ]
117:59
nuts
118:00
200 iq move here if you are dressed as a
118:02
woman they will not expect you to lift
118:04
and they
118:06
will do all the work smart a good point
118:12
i don't wanna dude dude imagine imagine
118:15
though
118:16
it that would be so [ __ ] embarrassing
118:19
no
118:20
no no okay there's like and then on the
118:23
on the 20th
118:23
the day after that which is now three
118:26
days away
118:27
i have an appointment to get the [ __ ]
118:30
nails done
118:31
like acrylic nails thanks to the 4 000
118:34
bits holy [ __ ] it's great content
118:36
i know it's good content but god damn it
118:38
why i don't know i can't
118:40
there's no way and then i've got a okay
118:42
actually the 24th i'm free
118:44
you've got an option here i either go to
118:47
my nail appointment dressed up as a
118:48
[ __ ] chick
118:50
or i go and help delivery guys out or i
118:53
don't
118:55
[Music]
118:57
i agree with ali to go
119:03
both it's two days
119:08
oh my god i can't like
119:20
do a poll no i don't want to do it fall
119:25
i mean ally is the decision my care she
119:27
said through that but nah no no
119:30
smooth do the work friday do the walk
119:33
friday
119:34
so yeah the 24th which is friday i would
119:36
be free
119:37
i would be free but you gotta have to
119:39
wait a little while we go like four days
119:42
paul will scam shave legs
119:44
[Music]
119:46
right you already have to wear the bobs
119:54
[ __ ] yeah i didn't think about that
119:58
oh no oh no oh no
120:03
[Music]
120:10
um
120:14
either way you are wearing bobs and bra
120:17
nails that are trans colors
120:19
i mean you have hit the point of no
120:21
return and the corset
120:23
and tucking
120:27
so yeah it's [ __ ] everything huh
120:30
it's literally just whether i put on a
120:32
wig and makeup and a dress
120:36
maybe not a dress i don't have to wear a
120:38
dress like [ __ ] like
120:42
this is a decision holy [ __ ] i don't
120:44
know what i'm gonna do
120:45
just go out for delivery guys what is
120:48
talking
120:49
oh my poor innocent child uh
120:54
dress donation goal i'm not doing a
120:55
dress either way i'm not doing a dress
121:00
uh goddammit
121:07
delivery bikini great idea
121:17
dress all right i'm not going to [ __ ]
121:19
wear a dress while i'm getting a
121:20
delivery
121:21
god damn it man what's happened to throw
121:23
out and undress
121:24
skirts yeah that's though yeah that's
121:26
the thing don't worry i don't have any
121:28
well no i do actually i have women's
121:30
jeans that tailor-ship me after i made
121:31
that promise
121:32
um but look nope still an address this
121:34
is a dress not a t-shirt my boy
121:36
i am technically i'm not going to draw a
121:38
dress i wear a skirt though that's at
121:40
least a little bit easier
121:43
a little bit less extravagant
121:47
time to write what do you mean all right
121:48
no girl dreams in a crop top
121:56
just for nails no no no
122:02
no
122:05
i'll definitely delivery guys [ __ ]
122:06
sake [ __ ] there's two different
122:08
deliveries i'm there the entire [ __ ]
122:10
day
122:11
at least i've got something to do i
122:12
guess oh that'd be a fun stream
122:15
i mean i'm there for the entire day
122:18
like i've literally got to be there from
122:19
like 7am i feel like i am babysitting
122:23
children in a call with matthew
122:25
yep i am still enjoying the stream oh
122:28
i've got internet there as well amazing
122:29
work dude
122:30
there i could set up like a whole street
122:32
i could set up like a whole thing
122:34
wait this actually could be kind of fun
122:37
wait this could actually be kind of fun
122:41
do a delivery and pretend you're mute
122:42
wait this could be fun i've actually got
122:44
better internet over there
122:45
but it's really loud and echoey
122:49
[Music]
122:52
i'm down you are going to get more
122:53
critical looks by not being fully
122:55
dressed than if you were
122:58
dressed up buttercup and embrace the
123:00
girl
123:05
that so and ultimatum basically what if
123:08
the delivery guys are fans and fellow
123:10
sims
123:12
i you know i got it
123:16
it's 2am see content it's too late yeah
123:18
i know it's 2am
123:19
uh i'm talking like i gotta i've got to
123:21
be there from like
123:23
7am like tomorrow like not not today i
123:26
mean like tomorrow
123:27
like the 22nd the 22nd
123:30
i mean i could i could take my laptop
123:32
over there i could take this camera holy
123:34
[ __ ] thank you
123:34
uh do saver i could take the laptop over
123:37
there i could take the camera
123:39
i could do everything i'm normally doing
123:40
just without a desk i don't have a desk
123:42
yet
123:44
i mean i could take a desk
123:45
[Music]
123:47
this this monopod sounds fun please do
123:51
it does kind of sound fun because it's
123:53
in the new house as well
123:54
and the carpet's done like everything's
123:56
done actually everything's done in the
123:57
house besides the washing machine
123:59
uh which i can't move in without like a
124:01
washer and dryer you know
124:02
cause i gotta wash clothes somehow i'm
124:03
not gonna just run it in the sink
124:05
um
124:09
but yeah god damn it
124:14
i just gotta make sure my build is not
124:16
there i gotta make sure no one's over
124:18
there for 20 seconds
124:20
i couldn't even invite my friend over
124:21
actually that's midday go to the nail
124:23
appointment dressed up
124:24
nope nope nope nope nope
124:27
nope nope nope
124:31
this is literally the difference of
124:33
putting on a wig and makeup isn't it
124:35
[ __ ] hell
124:41
could bring some mad clothing this
124:43
actually this might be fun i could get
124:45
delivery i could get
124:46
food deliveries and [ __ ] okay fine this
124:48
might be kind of fun
124:49
this might be kind of fun the only
124:52
problem is like
124:53
i'm gonna get one delivery without you
124:55
guys seeing it because it's gonna be
124:56
like
124:56
7am and i'm not going to stream at 7am
124:59
that will be a great and wholesome
125:01
stream
125:01
thank you thank you i know
125:07
god damn it i'm getting a delivery for a
125:09
table by the way
125:11
bob's turn full center it already is
125:13
that it's decided moving stream
125:19
it's not a moving stream but it's
125:21
getting fun it's just goddammit why
125:23
this is so [ __ ] stupid by the way
125:28
okay
125:32
all right right all right we'll do it
125:35
we'll do it
125:36
that kind of sounds kind of fun actually
125:39
that sounds kind of fun
125:41
oh yeah all right that does sound kind
125:42
of fun all right i could get some stuff
125:43
set up there in the meantime
125:45
um yeah all right
125:49
hey twitch chat twitch there i wonder if
125:51
i can stream from it i wonder if there's
125:52
gonna be a good i could have like a
125:54
mobile stream i could show you guys the
125:55
house on this camera
125:56
which would be nice instead of my shitty
125:58
phone camera
126:00
um and all the lights are actually there
126:01
so that's not some weird dark area with
126:03
[ __ ]
126:04
like weird yeah it'd be yeah it's
126:06
actually working now i can even control
126:08
the lights with my app
126:09
very fun besides downstairs actually i
126:11
can only control upstairs
126:12
all right we'll do it fine you win you
126:14
win you win you get it
126:17
do you also wear female underwear
126:21
i think very specifically i said don't
126:23
forget the word talking yeah
126:24
i think very specifically we decided
126:26
never to talk about it ever again
126:28
so you want get the [ __ ] tummy clip
126:31
yeah where is that tummy clip someone
126:32
must have sent me by now right
126:34
yep they did my first thing is your
126:37
character an annoying teenager who can't
126:38
see at all yes
126:54
no matter what you pick yeah i know
126:57
i'm doing the delivery thing that sounds
126:58
actually like a really fun day
127:02
thanks bernal by the way all right i'm
127:04
gonna download this and edit it a little
127:06
bit
127:06
can i like that uh twitter let's take
127:08
stock for a moment
127:10
one you have to wear girl's clothing too
127:12
you have your nails done
127:14
no i don't three you are wearing bobs
127:16
and brass for you have to wear a corset
127:19
five you are wearing tucking
127:22
panties man no more in people's eyes
127:25
stop
127:25
fighting it rose
127:30
[Music]
127:31
okay i'm not gonna stop fighting spin so
127:34
we can admire that nice dress
127:36
no you're gonna try and see my underwear
127:39
why is this eyelash [ __ ]
127:40
messing me up so much here it's like i
127:43
put it on
127:44
[ __ ] stupid there we go it's a little
127:46
bit better now right
127:50
i'm not gonna spin fast because [ __ ] you
127:52
and also it's like it's this
127:54
okay yeah i need a belt someone said it
127:56
right i need a belt
127:58
yeah i need a belt i do really need a
128:00
belt
128:01
also it's like really baggy as well so
128:02
it's kind of nice comfy
128:04
except all right let's take flux stuck
128:08
for a moment you have to wear girls
128:10
you have to wear girls clothes yep i can
128:12
well but i can just wear t-shirts though
128:14
t-shirt and
128:14
this phoenix just subscribed eyelash
128:17
wants nothing to do with you
128:19
i know look at it it's doing it ah this
128:22
eyelash wants to go off me
128:25
there you go um you have your nails done
128:29
yep you're wearing bobs and bra yep
128:32
you have to wear a corset yep you
128:34
already took your face
128:36
i can i can wear jeans though i haven't
128:39
actually tried them on yet bend down i
128:40
want to oh god jesus christ
128:42
uh i haven't actually tried the jeans on
128:44
yet i kind of want it
128:46
because i actually don't know if they
128:47
even fit me um
128:51
you're not going to be able to see if
128:52
they fit that well but let me just try
128:54
them
128:55
hold on yep there they are
128:58
all right what time us will that be
129:03
oh really [ __ ] early like you're
129:05
talking like u.s time probably like
129:07
in the morning like before 12 almost the
129:10
okay
129:11
no it's midday actually midday is when
129:13
the delivery comes but i want to be
129:14
streaming before then as well
129:16
so probably like eight nine a.m
129:19
not the best for streaming times but
129:21
still
129:24
on a [ __ ] wednesday
129:28
yeah definitely not the best for
129:29
streaming times but eh [ __ ] it you
129:31
wanted it
129:35
god damn these were 30 bucks holy [ __ ]
129:38
these are not cheap jeans
129:40
you know are they i don't know that's
129:41
pretty good though
129:44
i can never return these ever again
129:51
thank good i think thank goodness
129:54
asian asian friendly stream
129:57
are there non-asian friendly streams uh
129:59
people like
130:01
[ __ ] you i don't like asian people on
130:03
twitch do they exist
130:05
what the [ __ ] all right or am i missing
130:08
a joke
130:09
all right hold on let me try these on
130:11
off camera before you get all [ __ ]
130:16
i'm sorry my staff has to go oh it's
130:18
staff that's the word i was [ __ ]
130:19
looking for
130:22
all right let's see if these fit there's
130:25
not much area off stream this is off
130:27
stream hello
130:28
it's me i'm here oh my god they're so
130:31
look how [ __ ] tight they are all
130:33
right
130:34
boy if these hold on this is just on my
130:37
legs
130:38
like oh my god why do you suffer through
130:42
this women why
130:43
this is [ __ ] i wish
130:47
what the [ __ ] oh my god i can't get one
130:51
of them on
130:51
all right just my foot
130:55
my foot doesn't fit in these things i'm
130:58
not actually comfortable
130:59
just subscribed lick me that's
131:02
disgusting
131:04
no that's like the [ __ ] uh
131:08
comsicle
131:11
these suck oh my god i'm gonna sit down
131:13
for this
131:15
they suck i can't even get them they're
131:17
so tight
131:18
like the the the foot holes my guy the
131:21
foot holes
131:21
they're so tight oh in all fairness
131:24
they're size 10 i'm definitely not a
131:26
size 10 i like size 12.
131:28
god damn it these are a medium as a
131:32
women's
131:33
women's jeans and i'm a large in women's
131:38
never going to be able to get be able to
131:39
get these off i'm never going to be able
131:41
to get these off i don't even think i
131:42
can get these on
131:47
i'm cold i'm [ __ ] hot i'm like
131:50
sweat this is a workout
131:55
kitten door then just subscribed ye two
131:58
months pog
131:59
hey two months [ __ ] hell yeah man thanks
132:02
for the
132:02
thanks for the two month sub they're
132:04
stuck for the rest of your life in jeans
132:06
showers no i'll show you my feet by
132:08
accident alarm said then i'll see you
132:10
later cutie friends are calling
132:12
all right man have fun have fun
132:17
all right are you competing with sneaky
132:19
always
132:21
isn't everyone you're experiencing
132:23
female struggles i know
132:25
ah [ __ ] i can't i can't i can't i
132:26
genuinely my foot is too big
132:28
let me see if these are even possible to
132:30
get on without getting my feet in them
132:31
hold on
132:33
right i'm not actually convinced they
132:35
are
132:39
this is [ __ ] awful hold on there is
132:42
no way
132:43
in hell there is no
132:47
these would be these are a size these
132:49
are like one size too small this is not
132:51
gonna work
132:53
all right there you go they're not gonna
132:54
work uh
132:56
get them wet who the [ __ ] gonna do
133:00
that
133:03
i used to wear girls jeans when i was in
133:04
emo oh lol dummy
133:08
you're weak shut up you butter
133:11
why no stupid you have
133:15
you have to point your feet i am
133:19
wait are you complaining it's hard to be
133:20
a girl yeah for now but i'm not going to
133:22
complain during girl week
133:24
just cut them just cut them point her
133:28
oh my god these [ __ ] underwear just
133:30
gave me a goddamn shock
133:35
oh no as soon as these actually go on
133:37
they're never coming off and i'm gonna
133:38
do the other leg as well
133:45
it's not my toes it's the heel of my
133:46
foot like the heel of my foot's like
133:49
and my ankle oh my
133:52
god
133:55
oh my god i did it they're never coming
133:58
off
134:01
if these don't fit i'm gonna feel not
134:03
bad at all if i cut them off by the way
134:06
have fun taking them off yeah no [ __ ]
134:10
as soon as i get this other one off are
134:11
they supposed to be famous last words i
134:14
am not going to complain during girl
134:16
week i'm not it's gonna be easy
134:18
it's gonna be so [ __ ] easy okay
134:28
i don't think you guys believe me that
134:30
i'm going to find girl week super easy
134:34
you guys think that it's so hard it's
134:36
not girl's life's easy peasy
134:39
as i said if it's not if it's not easy i
134:41
donate to women's charity thingy
134:43
if it is easy no no donation no money
134:46
you get nothing
134:47
suffering women carry on suffering
134:49
because that's funny
134:55
go 13 days you mean oh yeah very sorry
135:04
okay come on you you can do it
135:08
i can believe in you other foot point
135:09
foot harder yes working on that sir
135:12
oh my god i did it right this this is
135:15
supposed to happen right like i haven't
135:17
screwed myself over here that these are
135:18
never coming off right
135:20
right right
135:24
if i get a message in chat that's like
135:25
oh no no no you're stuck now but i'm
135:27
gonna i'm gonna [ __ ] die
135:37
cut the carbs
135:43
bruh these are these are impossible
135:46
these are
135:46
okay number one these are women's number
135:48
two they're a size too small
135:50
anyway let alone oh
135:53
my god so
135:56
on girl week are you gonna follow a girl
135:59
diet and exercise regime as well
136:01
oh [ __ ] wait am i not allowed to order
136:03
dominoes
136:05
and [ __ ] do i have to like get up out
136:06
of my chair every now and then
136:09
these are so stupid oh my god okay i'm
136:12
in them by the way look it
136:13
jeans jeans look at this in gold jeans
136:16
wow you did it
136:17
holy [ __ ] look at my die why do i have
136:19
such skinny legs
136:22
i haven't like done them up at the front
136:23
though like i haven't done like my fly
136:25
is undone essentially
136:27
oh my god these suck these are these
136:30
blood
136:31
these are the what i'm doing this is the
136:33
most i can do this is stupid
136:35
i'm out of breath
136:39
should you should you do girl exercise
136:41
that's like yeah i would
136:42
exercise but i don't exercise i don't
136:44
even exercise again only dude around
136:46
just
136:46
subscribed hey you hey you
136:51
all right what would be a what's a girl
136:53
exercise
136:54
running i'm not gonna exercise in
136:56
[ __ ] leggings in a [ __ ] sports bra
136:57
i'm not going outside like that
137:03
all right yoga
137:07
no the day i do yoga on twitch is the
137:11
day i actually get banned
137:13
yep nope this is a napkin all right i'm
137:15
wearing them that's their
137:16
thing we did it they're like look how
137:19
[ __ ] tight these are
137:20
look how goddamn tight these are look at
137:22
this these these are stupid
137:24
they're dumb this will cut off my blood
137:25
flow ow
137:30
all right hold on taking these off you
137:32
know what
137:33
listen let me let me tell you you know
137:34
what you know why some girls wear really
137:36
revealing things do you know why
137:38
because it's goddamn hot
137:42
oh my jump shut up jump i'll break them
137:45
these aren't okay there we go ah see i
137:48
can't put it on with my hand muscles but
137:50
with my legs come on bro come on come on
137:54
come on jesus i'm having such a hard
137:56
time getting these things off
137:57
right look it's like dangling on my look
138:00
this isn't gonna be a foot reveal but
138:01
look look at this [ __ ]
138:02
look at this [ __ ] that's what i'm
138:04
dealing with right now
138:06
[ __ ] oh my god ready three
138:09
okay ready three two one there we go got
138:12
it
138:12
oh i'm done i'm done i did it i'm done i
138:16
did it i'm done
138:17
right now we can actually talk through
138:19
what the [ __ ] i'm doing on girl week
138:23
all right someone explain nightmaster
138:25
2000
138:26
explain to me what a girl exercise
138:28
regime and a girl diet are
138:30
it depends what they class as
138:33
a pair of skinny jeans like that it's
138:35
not so bad really i don't know what
138:37
you're complaining about these are
138:38
genuinely
138:39
stupidly small like they don't actually
138:40
fit oh my god
138:43
where's my where's my you know i'm not
138:44
getting water i'm gonna drink water for
138:46
this low carbs
138:48
how could i have a fanta yeah i was
138:49
gonna say the the really healthy diet
138:52
here
138:53
you we were saying
139:07
there we go i got my electrolytes back
139:09
squats
139:10
squats jump rope what is wrong with you
139:14
a lot apparently uh
139:17
not all girls need well technically
139:21
everyone needs diet and exercise
139:23
but not everyone has a super healthy one
139:26
i would say i would say that even though
139:28
i don't work out i'll be really
139:30
uh i'll be really um [ __ ] uh
139:33
hypocritical
139:35
and say that well i used to but either
139:36
way i'll be hypocritically and
139:37
hypocritical and say that you probably
139:39
should
139:39
daily exercise or whatever doctors
139:42
recommend it what do they say
139:43
that belch was so feminine yeah well
139:47
no one's no one's taking any points off
139:48
me for it
139:50
oh how what about what if we do a point
139:52
system
139:53
what if we did like a chat controlled
139:55
point system
139:59
like could be a uh oh you know be fun
140:03
okay right hear me out hold on i love
140:06
you
140:06
yoga is great i'm a manly man and i do
140:09
it daily
140:11
flexibility is cool it is cool but i
140:14
don't want to do
140:14
okay listen yoga sure on camera yoga
140:20
no because listen black magic hustle i i
140:22
agree that sure
140:23
it's a very healthy thing it's a great
140:25
idea however
140:27
when they say yoga what they actually
140:29
mean is they want to see my ass in uh
140:30
[ __ ]
140:31
uh you want dominoes me and cool were
140:34
about to order you one
140:35
three hours ago b also i remember your
140:38
donut picture
140:40
they're not open right now it's 2 a.m
140:41
domino's closes around me at 11
140:43
45 so that sucks but yeah no i would
140:47
have taken a domino's p i would have
140:49
taken a domino's pizza oh yes
140:51
um unless you for diet do you mean your
140:54
[ __ ] salads all the time so what
140:57
get leggings already have them uh
141:01
i think taylor sent them taylor sent me
141:02
like everything
141:07
yeah all of their look at this there's
141:09
not even one
141:10
there's only some of them that are open
141:11
till 3am and they're so far away
141:14
why are they closed right now that what
141:16
[ __ ] it says they're open till 3am and
141:18
they say they're closed
141:20
what are you perhaps dumb do you not
141:22
know how this works
141:24
look at this look at this they're all
141:26
[ __ ] close
141:28
this is dumb
141:31
they're all closed oh
141:35
[ __ ] this is stupid they have to clean
141:38
and restuck i don't care it's like
141:40
they've got half an hour left of their
141:41
opening thing i don't care
141:46
uh yeah what's it what's the [ __ ]
141:48
diet like just no carbs
141:52
goddamn i don't want this to have a
141:54
positive uh
141:57
i don't want this to have a positive
141:58
impact on me i'm hungry now so
142:01
suck hard please thank you chat for
142:03
objectifying me
142:04
even should more buy dude i actually do
142:09
dude are all those jeans the same size
142:10
hold on because that's going to be a
142:11
pain in the ass if they are
142:13
no this is so much money ty oh i don't
142:16
forget that you said
142:17
are they all the same size they
142:20
are oh no hold on they're like oh my god
142:24
no wait there is no excuse for this i
142:29
told you my
142:29
size oh no actually this oh [ __ ] that
142:33
no they're all there's like four or five
142:34
pairs of jeans and they're all the size
142:36
that's too small for me
142:37
but like one size no who was there sent
142:39
me the jeans before i want to say it was
142:40
taylor but i don't know if it was
142:42
was it i don't remember who it was
142:44
telephone you're not going to walk
142:46
tonight how about taking an uber ride
142:48
for the content
142:52
you have thorough mask let me see
142:57
no i don't think i should do that
142:59
because i can't film
143:00
in his car you know
143:04
i know i couldn't film in this car could
143:05
i no that's that's that's rude
143:08
yeah that i feel that would just be rude
143:10
i don't want to upset someone else's day
143:12
by the way can we get a quick poll in
143:14
chat what's your uber rating
143:15
midnight what's your start subscribed
143:17
love you so much buddy
143:20
thank you for always making entertaining
143:23
content that never fails to make me
143:25
smile
143:26
oh that's so nice holy [ __ ] thanks so
143:29
much for the reset my guy
143:30
right listen what's your what's your
143:32
uber rating tell me everyone tell me
143:34
you're uber rating
143:36
quickly do it 4.96 that's [ __ ] really
143:39
good
143:40
69. you can't even get a 69.34
143:43
4.90 you can tell the ones that are
143:46
tight that are actually legit with it
143:47
because they put the three digits
143:49
4.88 4.95
143:53
4.20 you got a bad rating but oh wait no
143:56
never mind
143:59
four 4.9 three four oh you're a shitty
144:01
rider dude
144:02
if you're close to if you're close to
144:04
four it means you're an [ __ ] no
144:05
well not an [ __ ] just something
144:07
something bad happened once
144:10
four point eleven uh
144:16
never used it now okay four point seven
144:19
six see these are all okay let me flex
144:22
on you all let me flex on your uh hater
144:24
four point five food eating stream soon
144:27
oh how about we dude
144:29
i'm gonna listen i'm down to spend the
144:31
day in my house for the delivery thing
144:33
i'll order in like a lot of delivery
144:34
while i'm there can i get used to
144:36
everything so i'll have a delivery guy
144:37
for the [ __ ]
144:38
louis for the [ __ ] uh table
144:42
thing that i'm getting and then uh
144:46
oh god imagine them walking through my
144:48
house like seeing the streaming instead
144:49
of be like
144:51
[Music]
144:53
um my first don't know d-i-d-n-t
144:56
go through i just want to know when the
144:59
delivery stream will be in your time so
145:01
i don't miss it
145:03
oh uh probably the delivery is coming at
145:06
five my time
145:07
yeah delivery's coming at five my time
145:09
maybe a little bit earlier i don't know
145:10
five night time is probably the earliest
145:12
so that's 12 p.m est uh hey siri
145:17
what time is it in america right now
145:21
in washington district of columbia the
145:23
united states it's 21
145:25
28. so hey siri
145:29
what time would it be in america if it
145:31
was 5 p.m in my time
145:35
it's 21 28 in washington
145:39
hey siri what time would it be in
145:42
america
145:43
at 5 00 p.m in washington dc
145:47
what the [ __ ]
145:54
hey siri i'm gonna try again hey siri
145:56
convert 5 p.m
145:58
my time to est i have no idea what time
146:02
it is in alesta
146:03
iceland sorry about that est is a time
146:07
zone you [ __ ]
146:09
hey siri convert 5 p.m my time
146:13
to america time it's 2120. you know what
146:17
i [ __ ] said you touch
146:19
oh my god can i call siri a [ __ ] is
146:22
that going to cancel me
146:23
am i allowed to call my inanimate object
146:25
of a device [ __ ] stupid
146:27
it's not what i said oh my god you dumb
146:30
it you dumbass iphone
146:32
oh my god i will convert to android i
146:35
swear to god don't make me f i will beam
146:37
you
146:37
oh my god i don't want to say gmt
146:41
because i'm i don't think i'm gmt or
146:43
i don't know what i am god damn
146:47
wait that's just nice actually you
146:48
didn't even hear this i've got a [ __ ]
146:50
why
146:50
wait was it the yelling at the phone
146:52
that get
146:53
thank you flying cam and holy [ __ ]
146:57
oh my god my guy holy [ __ ] thank you for
147:00
the 5
147:01
500 holy [ __ ] welcome to the member of
147:04
like the people who've donated
147:06
them the top donators forever thank you
147:08
flying carry man
147:09
hell yeah that's so weird that that's
147:12
like the equivalent of 100 subs i feel
147:13
like i've seen 100 subs so much but like
147:15
i've only ever had a few
147:16
500 donations that's nuts that's really
147:19
dope man
147:19
really dope [ __ ] yeah all right uh might
147:22
be
147:23
my time to est why are you shaking rn
147:27
it's kinda cute ngl because i'm mad
147:32
uh est
147:35
not oh wait eastern time not et okay
147:38
ethie [ __ ] it would be 12 it'd be
147:39
midday
147:39
it takes all that time it'd be midday
147:41
it'd be 12. it'd be 12.
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um it'll be 12 p.m when i get the
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delivery but i'm probably going to be
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streaming a couple hours beforehand
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like an hour before probably i'll be
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streaming like 11 ish
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11 or 11. i'll be streaming at 11. so
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i'm literally gonna have to get out of
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bed
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get over there mukbang [ __ ] domino
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stream oh yeah oh yeah raider
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i'm gonna get out of bed do my [ __ ]
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makeup put on a wig
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and then order food and get a delivery
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uh from the thing
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all right we good
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i honestly i kind of want someone to
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cancel me with that clip on twitter
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um because i can retweet it and say i
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called my phone
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i killed my phone oh damn hey thanks
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intoxicated thanks for the 10 subs my go
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e intoxicated 49 thank you fam wait 12
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p.m or 12 a.m 12 p.m
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12 p.m 12 p.m est is when i'm doing it
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or 11 a.m
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i'm going to start the stream at about
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one games 20 20 just subscribed
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my sub ran out and i got kicked from the
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server
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yeah that's what happens that's that's
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that's how that works
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it's a sub server you don't just get to
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sub once and then it's up so you better
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listen you
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you bet you built a nice house on the
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sub server and you want to keep it no
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better keep on stopping thanks though
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uh well the stream after that i'm gonna
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get you pizza oh thanks oh thank you
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would you buy me pizza on that stream uh
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nice wig thank you
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should i do the red wig i've been saying
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i nee i should do the red wig for ages
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so should i do the red wig next or shall
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i do what wig should i use
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for that what should i dress as because
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i'm not gonna be able to ask you holy
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[ __ ] i'm not gonna be able to ask you
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this until i do it so when shall i buy
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no not the red wig when when should i do
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it
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in fact [ __ ] it i'm gonna do a poll i
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need a poll i'm gonna do a poem right
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i'm gonna default with all the things
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i'm thinking of dressing as all right
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[ __ ] i just typed the word pole i'm
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stupid right you need to do slash poll
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what to wear for people actually seeing
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me
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right uh
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the this look
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pretty much uh
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red wig uh what would i wear with a red
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wig
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[Music]
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it's not rude to live stream in an uber
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it will be good
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content tonight and the drivers mode no
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it is
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party with world wisdom i don't know
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where you're from that uber drivers
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don't
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don't don't talk to you like with one
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word just one word at a time
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but it would be very rude flying
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cameraman holy [ __ ] thanks for the 25
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gifted subs thanks my god
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holy [ __ ] man thank you this is [ __ ]
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the sim call's going to happen a bit too
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much
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i think oh god all right um
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[ __ ]
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uh
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right
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okay well what's
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that one
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i'm not even gonna recommend the pink
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wig the pink wig like the one that i
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wore for the belt off anyone looks
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garbage
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ah oh wait there's blue
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[ __ ] if i put blue wig and i may go
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you're gonna [ __ ] vote for it and i'm
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gonna want to kill myself
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i'm not gonna put it on um
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i'm gonna go like it's either this wig
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red wig or brown i think
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i'm just trying to think of a what to
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wear for him
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[Music]
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okay uh right
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i'm trying to think of what i'd wear
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what should i wear for a red what i wear
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is where is a red
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wig sports bra and leggings bikini
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yeah all these are terrible ideas it's
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great what would i
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wear with a red wig
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something normal
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like the uh
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not like
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[Music]
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skin type bodysuit
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casual just something like casual i
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think
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some dress
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there we go there we go
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wow there's so many suggestions short
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skirt uh
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type crop top uh red wig blue dress i'm
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not gonna do that for
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for a thing that's like a very [ __ ]
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dressed up ass
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you just voted for the one that says
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[ __ ] dress in it didn't you
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that's like the off-the-shoulder sort of
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one it's comfy at least it's comfy
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i couldn't say it looks that great
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though i kind of need a belt for it
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[Music]
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blonde wig goes so well with your makeup
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looks though
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it does it does uh because i usually do
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like really light
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but either way if we do brown i usually
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do something really red
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okay um
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jesus christ
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i'm trying to find a like a like a belt
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do i need a belt
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should i get a belt go skating i can't
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skate or you think i am talented
154:29
dummy this guy's got way too much uh
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confidence in me
154:40
[ __ ] get a waste trainer god damn it
154:52
you're hot on anything now pretty lit
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bro
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wait there's a [ __ ] two pack oh damn
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damn boy
155:08
[ __ ] hell where's the ship
155:12
okay this is fine uh what is my waist
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size
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[ __ ] what is my waist size do i have a
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measure i don't know what what is my
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waist size
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ah
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it would be oh
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damn i actually have a fairly skinny
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waist then uh
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yeah okay that'd work especially with
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the corset the hair extensions and
155:41
cheerleader outfit
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was the best combo by far
155:46
yeah it was it was really good i think
155:49
the only thing is like um
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yeah i think the only thing was like
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battery check 100 baby uh
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yeah no wait [ __ ]
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hold on wait [ __ ] wait [ __ ] i gotta
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cancel that
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well i gotta cancel it i'm stupid
156:11
sure you want to cancel cancel cuz
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cuz hold on
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i wonder if i can get it today like on
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this day you know what i mean
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one sec
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that because i don't want it on the day
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that i'm doing the thing
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can you get it today i'll get it
156:36
tomorrow i want it tomorrow on it today
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okay do you have a natural redhead wig
156:45
if so you need to do that with freckle
156:47
makeup i don't but i should like get a
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ginger
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sort of wig that'd be kind of neat
156:52
that'd be kind of neat
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right that'd be kind of neat
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damn can i not get one today oh my god i
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don't think i can get one as
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like on today oh
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no yeah i don't think i can get built
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today
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no
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oh no
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this is a big ouch guys
157:21
this is a big ouch
157:24
even though it's like 1am 2am really
157:27
anyway
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[ __ ] go to the store no
157:31
big no our sister my sister's like 15
157:35
bro
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there's no way
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okay
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um
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yeah i don't know anything to do about
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this
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yeah i don't know didn't be like
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yeah i'll be if i can get the delivery
158:27
for the belt
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yeah i can't no this is so bs news i'm
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subscribed
158:34
14 just subscribed i'm sorry wait it's
158:37
my anniversary
158:38
i swear i just subbed but maybe not lmao
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hey
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i hope you're doing well no
158:45
i hope i have a good girl so thanks for
158:48
the laughs keep
158:49
it gonna be great man i can't wait for
158:52
girl week because it's gonna be [ __ ]
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easy
158:57
easy watch me easy watch me easy peasy
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bro
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all right
159:07
just swinging by to say hello that's
159:08
pretty good
159:12
red wig and freckles and a spider-man
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t-shirt
159:15
people will start calling you mary
159:18
jane hell yeah well the choker yep
159:21
choke is definitely with the [ __ ]
159:23
with that one yep
159:25
yeah i can't find anyone that's like a
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free within day delivery
159:28
i got a regular belt that's delivery for
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today
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oh my god oh no oh no oh god oh no oh
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god don't know
159:39
[ __ ] no this is this is upsetting
159:45
ouch
159:49
catfish on omegle why now what
159:52
oh my god catfish on something i don't
159:55
know
159:56
um i already did a catfish on a mango
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that's what i did i did the
160:01
did the omegle thing i did a megal
160:03
before that that's some kind of good
160:05
looking belts actually on here
160:07
like there's a guy oh i mean i guess i'm
160:08
not wearing [ __ ] guy clothes for like
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a month
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okay right oh my gosh
160:15
check your discord all right hold on
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what are the guessing colors to you what
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okay
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okay uh i think that's about it
160:50
dude i kind of want a belt but like i
160:51
don't need one for it
160:53
ish i could benefit from one but like
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don't need one
160:57
steal a belt still one from someone just
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on the street going past
161:03
crop top with a fit cropped over fishnet
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and thigh highs in the shoulder skirt
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no no no well
161:11
maybe [ __ ] i don't know when should i
161:14
where the [ __ ] i don't know should i
161:16
like crop top of a fishnet thai house
161:18
playhouse would work for the skater
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dress
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it's like a very plain dress yeah we'll
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see we will see
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all right um go to the store and get
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about
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no uh do a wendy's
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anyway i think this is where we're gonna
161:32
leave it off with today i feel like this
161:34
is a good
161:34
good old good stream i'm uh we'll see if
161:37
anyone can ride anyone
161:38
well i uh will i
161:42
send this clip to tommy
161:56
okay no i'm so sorry you just got there
162:00
i'm so sorry
162:01
uh a little late night stream it is
162:03
already like almost 3 a.m
162:05
uh who's doing anything right now i want
162:07
to see who's streaming
162:10
okay load we're extremely extremely
162:12
sneaky streaming
162:13
[ __ ] uh sneaky's gonna be on uh
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sneaky streaming league i don't think
162:18
anyone watched league here
162:20
there's a vulnerable alien uh
162:23
cara i really car last time there's
162:26
cutie
162:27
captain sparkles captain sparkles gave
162:29
such a shitty reaction
162:31
when i rated him uh
162:38
josh
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no one's streaming at this time of night
162:45
it's so late i asked cupcake
162:47
wait what the [ __ ] i asked wait why is
162:49
cub quake still around holy [ __ ]
162:51
i remember that name one sec what are
162:52
they up to oh precious
162:55
i wish i could show them more on videos
162:56
but you got a [ __ ] cool room
162:58
damn follower only chat with 300 really
163:02
boy you're a follower only chat with 300
163:03
views really
163:04
really okay uh
163:10
dude i was eyes cup quake was like yeah
163:13
i used to watch her before
163:14
and then she's like she kind of dipped
163:16
out
163:20
um
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heck man kick
163:30
all right uh [ __ ] it
163:34
oh jen and julian [ __ ] is julian
163:36
streaming what's julian streaming
163:37
minecraft
163:38
i could literally do it pretty easy with
163:40
command blocks or just
163:42
whatever i mean like oh yeah like making
163:44
like
163:45
you ever ride er travis tribes on hold
163:48
on drives oh he is holy [ __ ] i don't
163:51
follow travis holy [ __ ] i didn't know he
163:52
did switch
163:53
am i dead he's on follower only chat
163:55
mode this is [ __ ]
163:58
oh he's playing photos at freddy's
164:02
still upset though moist credit calls
164:03
online
164:06
uh random streamer all right random
164:08
streamer [ __ ] it we'll do a random like
164:10
small streamer
164:12
we'll search on like [ __ ] height or
164:14
low to high on uh
164:16
on just chatting
164:21
dude even dude even i fall into the trap
164:23
of uh looking at uh looking at the girls
164:25
first when i
164:26
when i'm on here i'm like oh that looks
164:28
interesting oh it's just because there's
164:29
a girl there
164:30
um snoopy out of cosplay
164:34
who are you cosplay people
164:39
i'm not doing too much okay should we
164:41
find like a really small gaming streamer
164:43
like a really strong minecraft streamer
164:46
i'm gonna find a really small minecraft
164:47
streamer
164:49
and see what they're up to
164:54
okay what about
165:03
okay let's go on to full screen i'll
165:06
i'll show i'll show you guys what i'm
165:07
looking at one sec
165:10
right right right
165:15
who we writing boys uh
165:20
who are we writing boys these are like
165:23
15 16 viewers 24 hour stream uh
165:35
hey stop always drop my croissant see
165:36
that's funny see that's funny
165:39
i kind of want to go on titles let's see
165:40
if they're funny
165:43
hey it's kai okay
165:48
oh my gosh
165:53
no why you gotta be playing dmca bud
165:58
they're doing my voice okay we'll rate
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this guy
166:02
girl rate this girl all right time for
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rage she seems nice
166:07
she listens to mgk perfect all right
166:09
we'll rate this girl
166:11
alright she seems nice she seems nice
166:13
all right
166:15
let's see if i can go into my
166:17
thingamajig
166:18
credit dashboard cool
166:22
all right ready boys ready to [ __ ]
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storm the gates
166:25
ready to [ __ ] uh unleash havoc
166:29
all right why isn't that shirt up there
166:33
whatever whatever huh where's my thing
166:40
all right it's okay all right she's got
166:42
20 views
166:43
ready star ride all right boys
166:47
i hope you have a fun time uh go teach
166:50
you how to play minecraft i guess
166:53
i kind of want to see what she does i'm
166:54
going to carry on for the voda and see
166:55
what she does but anyway
166:56
ready see you boys have a fun one
167:01
uh i don't know [ __ ] uh
167:04
bye all right let's see what let's see
167:07
what she does let's go see what she does
167:10
oh face cam what are you doing
167:14
okay
167:33
that's good music for this eye
167:36
from 22 views up until like a thousand
167:38
something
167:40
waiting with a party of 1300
167:48
oh it's so nice
167:51
[Music]
167:53
oh my gosh
168:10
hey stop i just dropped my
168:15
oh croissant gosh
168:18
it might be because her name's height
168:20
like high like that
168:21
what is going on she seems a little high
168:26
she seems so nice though hopefully
168:27
she'll get some views from uh just being
168:29
on the top of the minecraft list
168:32
oh that's so cute
168:36
so so wholesome so wholesome cool hat
168:42
too
168:49
she's just [ __ ] laughing she's still
168:50
going oh my gosh
168:55
oh she even sensed a swearing there we
168:56
go good i am dead
168:59
what the freak dude
169:04
i can't stop watching this i don't want
169:06
to stop the stream because it's such
169:07
[ __ ]
169:08
so funny oh my gosh
169:22
oh my gosh she's broken boys
169:30
oh my gosh oh
169:33
john donated to it sweet what's going on
169:38
all right we did it boys we made we made
169:41
a human person malfunction
169:49
oh my goodness thank you so much
169:58
holy frick she go
170:01
mad man i'm just going so mad you seem
170:03
so cool
170:05
oh my god i'm in the stream oh
170:08
my god this is good that was funny cool
170:11
man
170:12
anyway goodbye uh goodbye my goodbye vod
170:16
viewers goodbye offline chat with other
170:17
viewers
170:18
there's always a trade at the end for
170:20
you i think well at least nowadays there
170:22
are
170:22
goodbye part views just for you just for
170:26
you
170:26
kiss just for bad viewers