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okay
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right hey look it's me
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hello the microphone's gonna be real bad
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it's gonna be real echoey i don't know
00:14
how bad it actually is though let me
00:15
check
00:18
that's not terrible okay that's not
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awful it's not the worst thing on earth
00:23
pogs offline gang what's up offline
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going hold on are you ready for me one
00:26
second
00:27
ready it's i'm not just a beanie
00:31
new house it is indeed ready i need like
00:34
a [ __ ]
00:35
like we got a halo reach sound effect or
00:38
halo sound effect like intro
00:40
sound effect ready what's up thank you
00:45
i need to turn my laptop up but hey look
00:47
at me what's up what's popping
00:48
games hold on i can move around
00:51
look how great i look anyway so
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i have bad news though i have kind of
00:56
bad news also my laptop's down there in
00:58
europe
01:04
i'm gonna turn this up although i'll say
01:06
ruby's also in my house so nobody being
01:09
inappropriate okay
01:12
game was popping okay so
01:15
offline game what's popping guys i
01:17
wonder when this is actually going to
01:18
come through on twitch
01:19
but hey look it i got the doors
01:23
why no you can't see the doors although
01:25
i did open some doors that are over here
01:27
but you didn't see them hi guys what's
01:30
up
01:32
this caught nothing i'm gonna keep these
01:34
clothes for now
01:36
so you should [ __ ] see what you're
01:39
mounted on right now
01:40
this entire thing is just all cardboard
01:43
you are like
01:44
standing on a goddamn shelf full of just
01:47
cardboard boxes of my moving stuff
01:49
so but that's fine let me kind of
01:51
introduce wow okay that's my entire
01:53
house that's the wall
01:54
i reckon that's probably gonna be a good
01:57
angle
01:58
yeah yeah cool hey look at my doors
02:03
solid doors oh [ __ ]
02:07
hey there it is thank you thanks for the
02:09
subs thank you for the
02:10
thanks for the five subscribe [ __ ]
02:13
princess and my
02:14
god damn although ruby is upstairs
02:18
making my bed right now
02:20
i do mean literally constructing an ikea
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bed
02:23
so no one's allowed to say anything
02:24
inappropriate okay matthew you're
02:25
watching
02:26
i'm talking to you right now hey guys
02:28
what's up
02:30
it's really early i have such bad news
02:33
for you though
02:34
i have i've got to let you down on a
02:36
promise i made i will be going for a
02:37
walk though so
02:38
that's that is going to come true
02:40
however uh
02:41
i was i said there was going to be
02:43
delivery people and can you guess what
02:46
this
02:46
is that is the delivery people coming
02:48
two hours early
02:50
they should have been coming in half an
02:51
hour's time from now but they [ __ ]
02:54
didn't
02:54
they came off an hour ago which sucks
02:57
anyway they're real early
03:01
so i'm not gonna be able to meet any
03:02
delivery people however i thought
03:04
i could order like uh domino's or
03:06
something and say hi to that delivery
03:08
guy that'd really [ __ ] his whole day up
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huh
03:12
scam no no we are going for a walk i
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promise don't worry don't worry
03:16
okay uh do you want to say hi to the
03:19
live stream ruby
03:21
robert just say hi to the live stream
03:27
all right if you but if you're done at
03:30
three dollars by the way read it out
03:33
oh my god door cool door thank you cool
03:35
very cool door
03:36
made of wood solid wood none of that
03:39
cheap stuff
03:40
no cardboard doors we got real wood
03:41
doors look at that
03:51
oh [ __ ] thanks my guy thanks for
03:53
subscribing
03:54
you're not you're just at the doorway
03:55
they can't even see you
03:59
thank you this is [ __ ] do it man
04:03
all right it's always my favorite it
04:04
always give matthew a quick [ __ ] you
04:07
ruby
04:08
good tell matthew um
04:14
[Music]
04:27
i mean they only actually done it like
04:28
it's only for like a month but still
04:30
that's so nice
04:31
everyone's saying like the big bugs all
04:33
right
04:34
it's so weird to look down at chat that
04:35
you're over there sorry this is very
04:37
unnatural like you're covered
04:44
thank you oh my gosh
04:48
okay so the only thing
04:52
so here's what we need to do i need to
04:55
construct this while you're constructing
04:56
a bed i'm going to go construct this
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thing
04:58
in the meantime this is a whole ass
05:00
couch uh so i figured we'd do a bit of a
05:02
moving stream together
05:04
hey thanks death metal thank you michael
05:06
oh my god there's so many people
05:07
pan panda lion death metal thanks for
05:10
the five subs both here
05:11
where's my knife do you have my knife
05:13
mine my knife
05:14
the one you let me yes my knife can i
05:17
have my
05:23
how am knife supposed to get anything
05:25
done now you fail your exams because i'm
05:27
cool
05:28
all right it's so cool to do okay
05:30
honestly this was way
05:32
more chill to get like dressed up in and
05:36
stuff
05:38
the [ __ ] up john i mean to my
05:40
subscribers in here
05:42
that means the people that follow me
05:44
these are my love treats
05:46
um oh boy
05:50
i'm not allowed to hang
06:04
i don't want
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why are you scared why are you scared
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ruby
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huh why are you scared
06:22
[Music]
06:27
thank you autumn good thank you for
06:29
subscribing welcome thank you
06:37
oh wow how many how many numbers did he
06:39
cheer for
06:40
uh it says 100 wow that's a dollar wow
06:44
thank you i mean it's
06:47
somebody subscribed what you're much
06:50
better at babysitting my channel
06:53
hey j-word poop i just missed the first
06:56
message
06:58
i'm just gonna read chat sorry okay i
07:01
don't know where to put this i have no
07:02
why is there a child there no that's
07:04
ruby that's you they're talking about
07:06
you they're not talking about me you're
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the child i'm
07:08
20. oh look up little pigs i pay my
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taxes
07:12
wait look imagine if that was my face
07:14
not really you need
07:24
[Music]
07:28
everything else in this house is gray
07:30
and light bed did i say bed
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yeah do you want to see this room
07:51
[Music]
07:56
matthew
08:09
my kitchen changes lighting colors
08:11
underneath they're really shitty
08:13
if you press blue they turn [ __ ] red
08:15
if you press
08:16
red they turn god down
08:20
the colors are backwards
08:24
yes just caveman
08:27
[Music]
08:33
what 50 cents on the floor
08:36
gifted 50 subs who is that
08:53
donated five you can uh you can read
08:55
them here when they come in
08:56
oh you're joking yeah i know i was
08:58
transferring
09:00
how do you feel about your sister wait
09:04
just in general was this about me to you
09:06
or you to me ruby how do you feel
09:09
damn it no no
09:13
oh wait i'm not even here okay i didn't
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break this
09:17
she was great i didn't break did you
09:19
just say she's great
09:20
they asked stop my sister
09:24
i'm going back down here
09:36
in all fairness ruby's into ruby watches
09:39
drag race all the time she's kind of
09:40
this guy he's amazing though
09:45
shut up was that matthew no mia pro
09:53
[Music]
10:12
they're really good it would sound so
10:13
bad in this house because echo either
10:15
i'd play it i was going to play
10:16
intermittent but it's already echo
10:18
listen
10:19
that's really loud in here so i don't
10:20
know by the way how long can you hear me
10:23
over here by the way guys
10:36
[Music]
10:43
can somebody tell me what problem means
10:47
it's like it's like gg like it's like
10:50
it stands for play of the game it's just
10:52
like hey
10:54
that's so weird i love that welcome to
10:57
twitch
10:58
this is
11:01
quickly everyone confuse her with random
11:03
twitch things
11:05
it's gonna say w hey
11:09
you guys just said oh wait ruby i want
11:11
to get your opinion so can i do a quiz
11:13
of random like internet slang that you
11:15
won't know yeah what do you reckon check
11:17
means
11:19
okay
11:26
congratulations
11:53
that was yuki tai ho oh everyone
11:56
underscore in the
11:58
middle i don't recognize it by the way
11:59
you're saying it but thank you very much
12:01
welcome
12:02
10 more people to this game thank you so
12:04
much
12:05
for what the [ __ ] i'm doing yeah i like
12:08
how you just in the way of what i'm
12:09
doing
12:10
oh my life oh no okay
12:14
if you could not break something today
12:15
that'll be really handy
12:19
i hope you have a nice day
12:26
so the thing i'm doing right now is i'm
12:29
just trying to assemble my sofa
12:30
right they come with these little things
12:32
on i'm trying to figure out
12:34
oh my god do i need a goddamn drill
12:38
you need a drill can you get me this
12:40
electronic screwdriver
12:42
actually i don't know if i need it oh
12:46
my led
13:12
the difference is you're probably an
13:13
adult ruby's 15 she has a reason to not
13:15
understand anything
13:17
yeah yeah
13:20
if only that was true
13:25
this is actually the way this says my
13:27
lady just got so much better
13:30
so hi hi spiffster
13:33
with a five just like your name
13:35
spiffster yeah
13:36
that's not like mine no no the five is
13:39
in seven
13:40
oh okay see that's very smart and clever
13:42
i thought it was you
13:45
it was me donating to me yeah well
13:47
kickstarted you know
13:49
yeah that's it that does make a lot of
13:52
sense oh yeah
13:53
oh what was that i love my sound effects
13:56
that i've got now
13:57
what was it who was it and what i don't
13:59
know what that was
14:00
it's the sec god damn it you're not a
14:02
very good twitch streamer let me be a
14:04
professional i really don't understand
14:05
what's going on
14:06
oh okay thanks so much
14:10
mr cookie holy [ __ ] that's a good name
14:12
okay fine i like names that i can
14:13
actually pronounce
14:14
who said
14:28
this is never going to actually this is
14:30
never going to be a thing why are you
14:31
looking at me discontently
14:34
you're looking at me you're judging me
14:35
you're putting your hands up you're
14:36
looking she's looking at me
14:38
like that jesus christ accusatory stance
14:42
that
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oh
15:09
thanks so much for subscribing dude i
15:11
feel so bad i can't read your names with
15:12
ruby's goddamn heads in the way of it
15:15
i'm trying to read and i'm trying to not
15:18
be yours if you tell me their names then
15:19
it's fine
15:20
oh when it comes
15:30
thank you man uh ruby said she'd be fine
15:32
to
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let me do a makeup by the way tonight
15:35
yeah i've got all my stuff
15:43
yeah it's not it's not going to be a
15:45
live stream i said it was going to be a
15:46
uh
15:47
5 p.m which we started at 4 30 my time
15:49
so freak you or midday
15:51
in years
16:00
see these actually have other screws
16:01
that apparently go in but i have no
16:03
idea how they actually go in because
16:06
there's no other
16:12
[Music]
16:28
you have a teacher called kappa how do
16:31
you spell it
16:32
k a no c a c
16:48
type is instagram so i can get it it's
16:50
it's ro it's like
16:52
rose twitch is what it is is that your
16:54
only instagram yeah well no i have
16:55
another one but
16:56
it's the only one i have to post on oh
16:59
i've never linked the other one though
17:00
other people just kind of find it
17:02
just a couple there are people that
17:03
[ __ ] pretend to be me on instagram
17:05
it's creepy as [ __ ]
17:06
that's why i don't know where you are
17:08
yeah it's nothing called finster
17:10
i think it's called finster underscore
17:12
it's my actual instagram by the way
17:14
no other instagram is operated by me
17:16
maybe i'll put a picture on this like
17:17
hey this is my instagram
17:19
yeah i probably should actually honestly
17:21
these are done in my opinion
17:23
uh there's other screws but honestly it
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doesn't even seem like they need them
17:29
i mean i could put them in i guess
17:37
[Music]
17:44
do we have a drill can you go grab
17:45
another one
17:47
electric screwdriver happy birthday
17:49
message just
17:50
one let's say i really love your
17:52
positivity and youtube
17:54
content thank you you should definitely
18:07
[Music]
18:12
should probably go to the bed you should
18:14
get out of my live stream
18:16
you see how much chat hates you look at
18:18
how much look at how much hate they're
18:19
spewing towards you
18:21
all right means they don't want you
18:23
right now that means they dislike that
18:28
thank you and the game sims together
18:30
strong ruby roseworks
18:33
don't worry about it can you try to
18:35
pronounce my name it's exactly how it's
18:38
spelled
18:40
no don't worry i can see it on the side
18:43
sorry
18:44
exactly how it's spelled
18:54
treyary
19:00
[Music]
19:08
thank you there's no i'm about do you
19:10
want to watch me [ __ ] up my really
19:12
expensive couch i say really expensive
19:14
it's cheap for a couch but it's still
19:15
bloody a lot
19:18
couches cost too much money man
19:22
this is the least powerful screwdriver
19:24
i've ever seen
19:28
you know what that's him
19:34
uh very impressed actually really yeah
19:37
my friends think it's really cool what
19:39
you do
19:40
oh yeah they don't think it's weird as
19:43
[ __ ]
19:43
no because i do yeah
19:47
no they think it's cool which one's just
19:49
friends so i can say thank you to them
19:52
have they ever donated to my twitch
19:53
streams no i don't i don't understand
19:55
twitch
19:56
then they're useless garbage and i don't
19:58
care about them yeah
20:02
ruby's friends are actually kind of nice
20:04
like i'm kind of glad because you
20:06
i'm glad you're not one of the really
20:08
like mean girls at school
20:09
you know what i mean yeah
20:15
i think you're so bad at being me yeah
20:17
you're not friends with any [ __ ]
20:19
which is cool yeah
20:20
at least i don't think so i've been
20:21
myself
20:23
you wouldn't have met them
20:24
[Music]
20:26
that is true yeah these are amazing
20:30
they are yes
20:37
i'm not going with the sister thing it's
20:40
just i'm tired of having to say
20:42
no every shut up just shut up
20:57
the other guy i'll put a screw through
20:59
your brain i'll put it through your ear
21:02
that's how i'm gonna [ __ ] do it like
21:04
that
21:06
run into your goddamn frontal lobe
21:08
aikido
21:09
cheered 100 times wow
21:14
you're very nice person i like how
21:16
people give me money and then i insult
21:18
them
21:18
this is great this is like my dream life
21:21
huh yeah
21:21
do you want to help me out with putting
21:22
the couch up
21:24
[Music]
21:27
hi it's my first time
21:42
achieved my
21:56
sorry i need your brute strength here
21:59
robert i need your strength of a
22:00
thousand men
22:02
right thank you oh sorry yeah okay
22:05
grab under there nope under then we're
22:08
going to flip it over
22:09
[Music]
22:10
in fact
22:22
[Music]
22:23
uh what is it [ __ ] backwards anyway
22:26
it just flipped i thought this was the
22:28
back of it it is it is the back of it is
22:30
it oh it is
22:31
never mind let's move it a little bit
22:33
this way and then lift off and then we
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go
22:35
we can't leverage this i don't want to
22:37
break the legs so we've got to go up and
22:39
like that
22:41
okay ready i can't use this and
22:49
hey this looks so good it does it's
22:52
yellow
22:53
is it fits great should you put these up
22:55
yeah
22:56
okay right oh why can't i make these
22:58
jesus
22:59
you lifted a whole couch and you can't
23:01
lift a pillow right
23:03
okay right do they go no they fit in
23:07
those are the butts at the bottom okay
23:10
yeah that's the bottom
23:12
yeah but like which way is it my back
23:15
yeah
23:15
yeah i'm sure but there was a gap there
23:17
yeah i'm sure
23:19
how does it have a gap exactly no i mean
23:21
how does it ever get what are you
23:22
looking at yeah
23:24
like a big cutout that any of you know
23:27
anyone know
23:28
has anyone ever put a sofa together
23:30
before
23:32
i don't know what it's about
23:36
that makes less sense i don't know [ __ ]
23:39
it it's a sofa how bad it's going to be
23:41
oh it kind of fixed
23:42
all right it kind of fits all right put
23:44
those back on
23:46
i'll do it
23:50
there we go oh my god that's beautiful
23:52
beautiful
23:53
all right take a seat
23:56
oh this is so comfy
23:59
i'm glad that this is actually nice
24:02
instead of you know i could have just
24:03
bought this and it'd be terrible
24:04
yeah it's like really cute and it's soft
24:07
and it's comfortable wow we did it
24:09
guys pugs pugs and chocos holy [ __ ]
24:12
wrong way it's wrong why is everyone
24:14
saying it's wrong oh we must have done
24:16
the cushions wrong
24:17
how do we do it how do we do it no i'm
24:19
not chat i'm waiting for someone to
24:21
explain
24:21
no more pogs swap what do you mean swap
24:24
oh did it
24:26
swap saw oh my god
24:30
oh my god let's move these on
24:33
yep that makes way more sense now that i
24:35
think about it
24:37
what if it's less comfortable it's fine
24:42
right yeah yeah yeah this way wait we're
24:44
supposed
24:58
moisture
25:00
three dollars when we went and stole the
25:02
couch shut up you
25:04
that's sexism right now it's not a woman
25:07
[ __ ] you
25:08
it's just a man and a 15 year old woman
25:11
thank you okay
25:14
[Music]
25:21
[Music]
25:25
this is too much than building a bed
25:28
there's too much exercise when i'm
25:29
putting pillows onto a couch you're
25:30
kidding me are you kidding me oh that
25:33
looks weird
25:34
oh yeah ready um
25:38
this is nice this is less comfortable
25:41
i'll do this put a little cushion in the
25:42
right place
25:44
oh okay yeah this is this should be
25:46
softer but this is
25:47
just firm should we just swap or should
25:49
we do it the wrong one
25:51
okay all right i can actually kind of
25:54
read stuff now
25:56
[ __ ] the cushion switched the cushions
25:58
with the bottom cushion i did it we did
26:00
it wow
26:02
my couch everyone no it's got my couch
26:04
now oh my god
26:05
i am the couch captain though oh [ __ ]
26:08
there's a bunch of plastics there from
26:09
the back i know that's what we're trying
26:10
to tell you
26:12
okay we have to lift it up and move it
26:15
oh my god
26:17
right now we just need to move all the
26:18
garbage come on
26:20
did you call me rosie
26:34
you need help from true manly man thank
26:36
you man okay
26:37
i'll lift up you scoot ready i don't
26:40
understand but sure
26:45
whoa
26:50
i just realized your socks are the one
26:52
giving away
26:57
yes okay now we're just gonna move the
26:59
garbage elsewhere let's go
27:01
into here might as well one moment
27:07
[Music]
27:17
wait also the tag attack
27:25
[Music]
27:47
we'll see you later look at this can we
27:50
just appreciate his
27:52
amazing taste amazing taste yeah it's me
27:55
amazing taste did you notice the light
27:56
bulb blue
27:58
but the one that's that light bulb
28:13
so i'm gonna say this the best way i can
28:16
uh so my dad the first my dad
28:19
started sending me couch links while we
28:21
were looking for them
28:22
and then he sent me a bunch of them and
28:25
then he went oh what about this one
28:27
and it was the couch it was the couch
28:30
that you're thinking of
28:31
exactly jesus christ i almost got it as
28:35
well because it was like
28:36
cheapest out it was like 100 quid i
28:38
almost got it for a meme
28:40
and then i started against it
28:45
that was the skull king
28:48
20. 100 bits i don't know i like the
28:51
stockings
28:52
he's a pretty cool guy oh sorry i meant
28:55
to go
28:55
but cause people are saying bye and i
28:57
forgot to go bye
28:59
do you want to do more makeup later
29:00
later whatever
29:04
when you finish the bed your treat will
29:06
be i will do your makeup
29:08
i can't wait what if i move the whole
29:10
couch and just have like a
29:12
sitting wig you may as well you can just
29:13
put it back
29:15
therapy session i'm fine
29:18
it is like a therapy couch
29:23
okay chat tell me about your problems
29:31
i'm good i don't need it i'm too cool
29:34
wait can you taste it
29:36
yes you can take the doritos yes you can
29:39
take the blue ones
29:40
we got we got snacks
29:44
the yellow ones count they do match the
29:46
cake wow
29:48
look at the colors so i want to be able
29:49
to read chat okay good idea
29:54
okay chat what's up what's your problems
29:58
for today
29:58
wait wait this is a wait wait hold on
30:00
why do i do this there's a way better
30:02
solution to this issue
30:03
i'm gonna put it back up and i'm just
30:04
gonna go
30:07
do i need to ease it down a bit more do
30:10
i need to ease it down a bit more
30:14
ooh can i even do this no no i cannot do
30:18
that
30:18
can i get that any closer
30:23
okay all right
30:29
we made a couch and it's actually kind
30:30
of comfortable yay
30:32
oh that was close okay
30:38
i need to i can't even reach out my
30:39
goddamn stupid ass
30:42
i'm alone lonely why don't be lonely
30:45
please you have me
30:46
oh wait you're telling me your problems
30:48
okay listen here's here's the solution
30:50
to uh to fix loneliness
30:52
uh get yourself uh
30:56
a slave because they can't leave
31:03
[ __ ] no because the outfits that we've
31:06
got planned for the photo shoot
31:08
are not maybe
31:11
the most appropriate thing however
31:17
i'm not entire we're definitely going to
31:19
take some like edgy photos
31:22
um but none of it's going to be like
31:25
insane obviously like sort of like less
31:28
than what sneaky does
31:29
you know but it's still you know you
31:31
know
31:32
you know i'm thinking this is going to
31:34
be one of the outfits in it though
31:36
because this kind of just looks great so
31:38
i don't know i'm thunking this one and
31:39
then
31:40
another one which is going to be funny
31:42
and then another one which is going to
31:43
be
31:44
a classic of the channel but a little
31:47
bit
31:48
risque [ __ ] i can't read what you're
31:51
saying
31:52
okay i gotta move this laptop i'll go
31:54
for the figure out a way to move this
31:58
video
32:02
is possible
32:06
is this possible without knocking down
32:07
the camera
32:09
oh it is wow okay
32:13
this is actually kind of good okay cool
32:15
and like you can see that i'm [ __ ]
32:17
sweating a little bit though huh
32:19
all right hold on
32:22
casting couch set up shut up you i mean
32:26
yes it is but still
32:27
thank you you know you got two there was
32:29
[ __ ] two donations in the same
32:31
second that said that that's how in
32:33
that's how like
32:34
um yeah well done you did it you're both
32:37
very clever and very funny
32:39
and i made a joke yeah we were gonna get
32:41
one for a meme
32:42
and then i didn't i'm still actually
32:43
contemplating it for the background of
32:45
my videos
32:46
because i wanted in my my office seems
32:48
very like
32:49
office-y right now there's like nothing
32:51
in there that's very homey
32:52
so i thought about getting a couch in
32:54
there and i thought oh
32:56
what a better meme than getting the
32:57
casting couch okay
33:01
right mc
33:04
bobs these are [ __ ] massive by the
33:07
way these are dumb
33:08
thanks excellent twitch prime my guy oh
33:11
therapy for us
33:12
no no how are you doing i'm doing pretty
33:15
well
33:16
as you can see i got a couch do you have
33:18
a couch
33:19
exactly that's what i thought you know i
33:21
got a couch i got a couch [ __ ] room
33:23
holy [ __ ] we just hit 3 000 viewers
33:25
that's a [ __ ] record holy crap nice
33:30
that's though thank you for watching me
33:31
move it's so hot in here holy [ __ ]
33:34
hold on i'm going to go open that door
33:36
oh it is open i'm just dumb
33:38
i'm gonna go open this door a lot more
33:45
and then i'm gonna go open another door
33:49
or maybe a window oh i'm going to open a
33:52
window
33:53
hi rose i love watching you
33:57
i have to throw away my birthday
34:00
i was going to say that's terrifying the
34:02
whole i was about to say that's
34:03
terrifying when i heard
34:05
i love watching you but you know i'm
34:07
glad that you mean that i'm glad
34:09
oh my god why can't i open this window
34:11
oh my god am i trapped in here what the
34:13
[ __ ]
34:15
yeah dude no come on man what the [ __ ]
34:18
why do you not want to open bro
34:21
i bought you why can you not do the
34:23
thing i want you to do
34:26
i don't want to have to open my front
34:27
door but i will i've only recently found
34:32
out
34:44
of service to you in some ways i won't
34:47
make a joke about that
34:49
there we go it's a little bit cooler now
34:51
oh my god i felt those just go
34:54
these suck they suck so bad oh my
34:56
goodness okay
34:58
i'm gonna fix myself a little bit there
35:00
go
35:01
makeup jack just did that [ __ ] all
35:03
right
35:04
my problem
35:14
that's not that's not a problem i don't
35:15
know what you're on about battleborn i
35:17
would say that uh
35:19
okay listen this isn't really a therapy
35:21
session but that's probably gpu
35:25
or ram no that might be ram actually you
35:27
know that's definitely ram
35:29
you need to upgrade your ram speeds or
35:31
maybe like get more probably get more of
35:33
it
35:34
what do you have like eight gigs if you
35:35
can't watch a stream oh maybe 16.
35:37
i've got like 32 gigs because minecraft
35:40
is a ram hungry
35:42
uh monster
35:45
fin order pizza i'm so [ __ ] down to
35:47
do that of course i'm talking
35:49
i did do corset where's my knife i would
35:51
prove was i don't have a knife right now
35:53
i would prove it but look it hold on you
35:55
hear that
35:56
it's a sound of a corset booker but um
36:01
doesn't do anything got nothing
36:05
minecraft takes two oh [ __ ] what the
36:07
[ __ ]
36:09
proof you're half robot just going
36:13
oh my god dude i got this biggest scare
36:16
so i thought someone was pulling up
36:17
so when i was when i first did a walking
36:19
stream
36:25
all here uh i'm so bulletproof rose i'm
36:29
so down
36:30
to order pizza i'm so down because
36:31
domino sounds pretty damn good right now
36:33
but uh the what was i gonna say
36:37
yeah when i first came here and i did
36:39
and i did a walking stream
36:40
like there was i i left nothing happened
36:44
went back home blah blah blah
36:45
very obvious that i was a guy too oh
36:48
hammer hey hello
36:50
it's going great hammer thank you thank
36:52
you
37:00
i gotta put a thing in front of that
37:03
[Music]
37:06
door
37:08
jesus yeah what the [ __ ] that's the
37:10
[ __ ] ghost demon farts
37:13
dude the [ __ ] ghost is fighting
37:15
that's nuts
37:16
also um i don't know how i can help that
37:18
i mean that you're in love with me i
37:20
mean just
37:22
carry on you know what i mean hey if you
37:24
ever come to the uk
37:25
no okay um okay i'm gonna go put
37:28
something in front of the door but i'm
37:29
gonna tell you a story as i might have
37:31
told you this before but i don't
37:32
remember
37:33
so when i was first doing the walking
37:35
stream here right
37:36
uh it was there was i was walking around
37:38
in the blonde wig and stuff when i came
37:40
walked here
37:41
for no [ __ ] reason um
37:44
there was there was apparently when i
37:46
left the day after
37:48
right oh my god why is this thing the
37:50
way that it is
38:00
oh my god
38:07
okay what the [ __ ]
38:13
i tried my best
38:16
i tried my best i put a potted plant in
38:19
front of it
38:20
but when i was walking back the next day
38:22
i uh
38:23
i came i came back to check in on the
38:25
builders what's going on
38:26
and they said hey there was this lady
38:29
that lives across the road she just
38:31
bought a house same as you she's like 24
38:32
she didn't account whatever
38:34
that sounded like a fight it was the
38:36
demon farting it was the back door
38:37
creaking
38:38
but there was a there was this lady
38:41
right
38:42
just bought a house she went she went up
38:43
to my builder
38:45
uh she went up to my builder and she
38:47
said hey
38:48
there was a gu there was there was this
38:51
guy dressed like a girl just running
38:52
around in that in that in that top
38:54
bedroom
38:55
going through the house who was that
39:00
share some love for the mandem hey you
39:02
bro thanks
39:03
love you love you love you uh man them
39:05
love you brothers
39:07
okay but yeah no so my neighbor my
39:09
neighbor thinks i'm a drag queen
39:11
or knows how much [ __ ] am i
39:14
my neighbor thinks i'm weird basically
39:16
already so that's [ __ ] great that's
39:19
amazing okay
39:23
oh big rip there yeah no [ __ ]
39:27
this can't be dressed like this oh no
39:29
let's get dude
39:30
what would skeptic what do you reckon
39:31
skeppy would wear if steppy was eager
39:35
you're doing drag right now though yeah
39:37
yeah but my neighbor doesn't see me yet
39:40
i mean my curtains are open so maybe
39:41
they
39:42
probably could but they haven't knocked
39:43
on my door yet
39:45
oh [ __ ] thanks for the thousand bits
39:46
michael i don't know why i have a
39:48
thousand bits but here you go
39:50
thank you now i have a thousand bits
39:52
thank you
39:53
okay and this is not this is like
39:56
pulling my thing forward you can't even
39:58
do my wasteland you can't even tell that
39:59
i'm wearing a corset which is a bit
40:01
annoying
40:02
because i went through all this effort
40:07
drag queens in your neighborhood
40:11
i won't be terrified of skippy dressed
40:13
like a girl skeppy
40:14
i don't know if skeppy could make a
40:17
great what does that mean
40:22
how do i get bombs
40:30
i mean in all fairness i don't think
40:32
someone that's a professional streamer
40:34
would put up with my size of house
40:36
it's a lovely house it's just very small
40:38
you see what you can see now this is the
40:40
entirety of the downstairs
40:42
the reason why you can see it all is
40:43
because i wanted to make it all open
40:45
plan even though it was real small
40:46
so there used to be a wall there but we
40:48
knocked it down so i can make it all
40:50
open plan
40:50
the the downside of that is that is this
40:53
is literally my entire house
40:55
but it's still bigger than my tiniest
40:56
bedroom so it's an upgrade
40:59
skippy's eyebrows are [ __ ] on fleek
41:01
but i don't know he'd be like
41:03
the first form of james charles you know
41:05
when he had those giant eyebrows that he
41:07
did
41:07
for that entire time for like years he
41:10
still got super popular from it though
41:12
so maybe he could make a great you go
41:14
where's your skirt from i love it it's
41:16
like a whole dress though it's like a
41:17
whole thing like hold on let me show you
41:20
you can see at the back there's a zipper
41:21
that goes all the way down
41:26
no there's no way okay
41:32
can you do a girl voice driver okay no
41:35
uh
41:35
mainly because my sister's here and
41:37
there are like thousands of people
41:38
watching
41:39
[Music]
41:42
you're right i yeah
41:45
no you're right if i was gonna meet my
41:48
neighbors for the first time
41:50
i don't think it should be this holy
41:51
[ __ ] matt matt alex likes with 15 cents
41:54
my god
41:55
wow i really do look like a twitch star
41:57
hold on let me do this
41:58
wow amazing big w thank you thank you
42:02
alex
42:03
okay um
42:09
jesus christ do i call you mata do i
42:12
call you alex you've got two first names
42:14
as a whole as a full name the [ __ ] man
42:19
i like the the [ __ ] it's like what's
42:22
your
42:23
is it like matthew alex you know
42:26
fairness i'm alex's names
42:40
uh robert is that you oh
42:44
hello
42:47
leave the door open it's very it's very
42:49
warm in here okay don't leave the door
42:51
it's fine oh jesus the ghost just shut
42:55
it holy [ __ ]
42:56
i'm not building yours why because i
42:58
always break them
42:59
okay that's fine you're friends this is
43:02
just free labor so it's fine
43:04
yeah i kind of yeah i mean i could help
43:08
but i can't exactly move everything
43:10
yeah it's fine don't worry oh no windows
43:12
please vienna
43:13
uh i think the explanation for it is
43:15
literally just uh someone asked
43:17
explain what is this
43:20
explanation i
43:23
did didn't i help you you did i helped
43:25
make the bed frame i leave you on your
43:26
own you can't make drawers
43:28
no because they always cracked and fell
43:30
in jesus christ
43:31
no i almost broke them oh [ __ ]
43:34
is it like you need books under them
43:36
yeah cause that's they fell in there
43:38
because they had something connected in
43:40
the woods and things and they was right
43:42
yeah yeah you need to like secure them
43:44
on stuff where it will break
43:47
that's fair you don't need to bother
43:48
with the drills i didn't say drawers are
43:49
going to be a plane
43:50
you can always do the drills after all
43:54
just put the slats in and then it's like
43:56
all good
43:58
follow the instructions oh my god i
43:59
might ask
44:01
you they're not they're not load-bearing
44:02
drawers
44:04
yeah okay does anyone interrupt you yeah
44:07
no that can come over it doesn't matter
44:09
okay as long as he doesn't bring milo
44:10
because milo just doesn't like being
44:12
here at all
44:13
milo's my dog we thought he we thought
44:15
he really liked being here because he
44:16
would wag his tail and woof a lot
44:18
but the thing is the wolf's quickly
44:20
turned to house and he just wanted to
44:21
leave
44:22
i don't think he just doesn't like being
44:24
in new areas
44:29
league of legends no dude i didn't
44:32
actually think what i was going to do
44:34
was
44:34
going to last 40 months i don't know
44:36
don't worry man there's like
44:37
we haven't actually done anything yet
44:39
i've more just been i've constructed a
44:40
couch
44:41
i've yet to construct a whole ass table
44:43
which is
44:45
definitely not two-person job i'm gonna
44:48
call you matt then because it's the
44:49
first name
44:50
why not we've got like a matthew and
44:51
matt we don't have an alex yet i'm going
44:53
to call you alex
44:55
you can be alex i'm going to call you by
44:56
isn't that weird being come by your last
44:57
name
44:59
okay um yeah no the explanation to all
45:02
this
45:03
is basically my friend put me in there
45:05
did did my makeup one time
45:07
put the wig on i thought it was i
45:09
thought it was real insane but i didn't
45:11
think i would
45:11
like i didn't think i looked i didn't i
45:13
didn't think i looked like an actual
45:15
girl i just thought i looked interesting
45:17
and then uh my friends when they saw it
45:19
after she left
45:20
they were like holy [ __ ] you look
45:22
convincing and i went no
45:24
i don't and then i proved it by going on
45:26
a megal
45:27
and it turns out uh omegle proved me
45:29
wrong
45:30
what is that holy [ __ ] wait you didn't
45:33
even put a message through gosh
45:35
holy [ __ ] thank you
45:39
that's gonna pay for pizza thanks for
45:41
flying caravan holy [ __ ] thanks 125.
45:44
huh
45:51
is it good just leave the door open dude
45:53
it's so hot in here
45:55
i guess i don't need the door open you
45:58
just don't close it
46:00
it's fine you just you left it closed so
46:03
it shut itself
46:04
oh look at that breeze that's why i left
46:06
the front door open it gets so hot
46:08
i do need air conditioning air
46:09
conditioning is like thousands though
46:11
and by the way americans you don't
46:14
[ __ ] understand how lucky you've got
46:15
it
46:16
i feel like that's such a weird thing
46:17
right americans all have air
46:18
conditioning
46:19
and we don't and we just have to deal
46:21
with it like uh
46:22
everyone's like general thought i even
46:24
asked my mom about i was like hey why
46:25
don't
46:26
uk houses have air conditioning and
46:27
number one it's because all our houses
46:29
were constructed
46:30
like in [ __ ] 20 a.d and then like
46:33
uh a.d
46:36
[Music]
46:37
and then like [ __ ] 4000 bc my house
46:45
goddamn connection is it back it's back
46:47
i think
46:51
hold up oh i see all the apps oh i love
46:53
watching are we going
46:54
does that mean
47:02
americans will have air conditioning and
47:04
in the really hot summers we're just
47:06
kind of expected hey well you got to
47:07
deal with it because you're british
47:11
it costs like thousands of thousands and
47:13
thousands of pounds to have like a
47:14
really basic version of it installed in
47:16
here
47:17
let me set this to 11 again dude what if
47:20
oh my god my neighbor oh wait is it that
47:24
i don't know i need like a oh
47:27
wait i have an idea to make my
47:29
connection a little bit better this
47:30
might cut out
47:34
this is so sketchy
47:38
that's so sketchy
47:41
it's that's so sketchy
47:45
hold on look at this [ __ ] look what i've
47:47
done to try and secure this connection
47:49
look
47:50
look at this look at this garbage that's
47:52
what it's resting on right now
47:54
like the equivalent of a pizza box size
47:55
thing
47:59
huh
48:02
okay this is this is genuine makeup oh
48:06
you still did it i still kicked the
48:08
thing
48:10
okay
48:14
hold on i want to get my viewers up give
48:15
me a second there we go
48:20
why are you so disappointed i hope dad
48:22
doesn't come back right now
48:24
what is he on his way oh [ __ ] okay i
48:27
told him
48:28
to interrupt you do you play fortnite
48:32
mart can someone
48:44
holy [ __ ] way to finish boyd thank you
48:46
good night thanks so much for the 20
48:47
subs my guy
48:48
again all payments for pizza
48:53
thank you holy [ __ ] no master thank you
49:01
hey today yeah what would it be what
49:03
would chat want to see me do
49:05
oh that i could in theory charge the
49:07
money for
49:12
i'm going on a walk later that's
49:13
something we're already doing
49:16
you're doing my makeup oh yeah could do
49:19
that
49:20
they usually like stuff that will
49:21
embarrass or uh embarrass me usually i
49:23
do your makeup
49:24
no do makeup
49:27
i could do that yeah pizza pizza
49:31
pizza pizza pizza pizza domino's though
49:33
right domino's
49:35
i think so 299 oh [ __ ] me i just
49:37
realized you have the subgirls like
49:38
that it's almost done wax legs
49:44
no don't clap i've worked that's already
49:46
a thing that i'm planning on doing
49:47
though
49:48
when i move like when i when i do go
49:50
week
49:51
oh my god i'm doing yeah i'm doing like
49:53
a week actually doing this like every
49:55
day
49:55
or like 13 days of it so not really a
49:58
week
50:00
and i said i was gonna find it real easy
50:02
you said that with people watching
50:05
yeah it's gonna be easy oh you're so
50:08
stupid how hard can it be man
50:18
[Music]
50:25
everett i feel like i pronounce names
50:27
fairly well or xybel
50:28
everyone like i always get the i always
50:30
get little messages that like oh you
50:32
pronounce my name correctly the first
50:33
time i was like yeah because i'm smart
50:34
and i'm so good thank you finnish boy
50:37
holy [ __ ] damn this guy don't discuss
50:39
30 subscribers i don't understand what
50:41
that means it means a lot of money
50:42
oh thank you thank you pay for my
50:46
dominance
50:47
yes but you need to become a twitch
50:52
streamer
51:00
i'm doing great how are you and what is
51:02
an edr wait an idea all right no
51:04
an idiot that sounds like an mri but i'm
51:07
guessing it's similar
51:09
i don't know it'd be so wrong resonance
51:11
imaging is what
51:12
the rri stands for i think
51:25
thank you for the terrible idea that now
51:27
she's on board with
51:28
please do it what would i even say order
51:30
pizza yeah we're going to do that
51:31
normally
51:32
double cheese double cheese is good
51:34
float normally how do
51:41
i can't even say anything funny because
51:43
ruby's here and everything that i have
51:44
in reference to a pizza boy coming
51:46
around is in reference to something
51:48
that'd be inappropriate
51:50
god damn it you guys so young he's
51:53
sucked up
51:53
[ __ ] damn you still say it what was
51:56
it no i can't
51:58
what what was the letter ddri edra i
52:01
can't pay for my pizza
52:02
it's a double sausage pizza
52:07
european digital right
52:13
thank you thank you as soon as we're
52:15
googling it jesus that still sounds
52:17
equally as tough as something medical
52:18
related i've got european
52:20
digital rights maybe something
52:30
don't do else terrible idea terrible
52:33
terrible terrible idea i couldn't even
52:35
bring you with me though
52:37
because you're plugged into the wall i
52:38
couldn't even bring you with
52:45
this is me [ __ ] like get rid of all the
52:48
trash where would we even put it
52:49
like you mean just [ __ ] god we can go
52:52
back to the fruit shop
52:56
see how he thinks about that there's
52:57
like a really nice old man that runs a
52:59
fruit shop near where we live
53:01
and he's really nice and we just saw him
53:03
it'd be really funny to go back there
53:05
and be like hey what's up
53:06
yeah where are we live we're moving in
53:08
no no where you live
53:10
you and spy for the only ones that can
53:11
pronounce my name correctly
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yeah wait how hard is it treyary yeah
53:16
how's it how
53:17
do you pronounce that name trevor
53:20
treyary how do you [ __ ] that name up
53:23
it's not huh anyway sisters die what do
53:26
we do
53:27
what are we going to [ __ ] gossip
53:28
about boys do each other's
53:30
nails my nails are done sorry
53:35
uh tell me about all the gossip at
53:38
school um is school even on no
53:42
tell me about all the gossip on the zoo
53:54
good
53:59
uh thank you thank you by the way uh
54:01
been a fan
54:02
been a fan for a relatively short while
54:03
but i gotta say you're really cool
54:05
i actually look forward to the vids oh
54:08
thank you yeah the editor's like i'm
54:10
sure there's an editor going on this
54:11
right now
54:12
death metal thanks for gifting this up
54:13
to uh to freshman fresh misty
54:15
yeah i'm sure the i'm sure the editor
54:17
for the highlight channel is going
54:19
through this right now
54:20
so uh shout outs to you
54:23
guys say hi to the say hi to the editor
54:25
real quick
54:27
hold on it's going to be down there it's
54:28
going to be done over there
54:34
here's the thing hi editor
54:49
oh anonymous thanks very thanks for all
54:51
the gifted subs
54:52
i think if you donate five it goes
54:54
through like with the boom with the gif
54:56
and everything it's very cool
54:57
but thanks a lot thanks for the gifted
54:58
subs my dude thousand minutes
55:00
[Laughter]
55:03
i'm waiting for that one to come in hold
55:05
creation master thank you
55:07
okay oh that username was incredible
55:12
which one marco marco no polo it's a
55:15
good one
55:15
good for you okay
55:19
right it's so comfy it's such a comfy
55:21
couch my girl
55:22
so comfortable okay new corn
55:28
there it is they're they're
55:34
your teeth yellow ouch that hurts number
55:36
one that really hurts
55:38
uh i don't care
55:42
it's a goddamn i've been i got like a i
55:45
went through a thing and i did like a
55:47
teeth not whitening thing but you gotta
55:48
do it on your own time
55:50
and that really hurt because i'm lazy as
55:52
[ __ ]
55:53
i brush my teeth every day twice a day
55:55
i'm healthy healthy healthy gums
55:57
i do have healthy gums i got the good
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teeth
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except they're gross because i eat a
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bunch of like [ __ ] pot noodles
56:05
like curry flavored pot noodles red
56:07
lipstick is hard
56:09
red lipstick is pretty bad red lipstick
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shows hey samuel
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hello
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[Music]
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oh the ghost is here how tall are you
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i'm
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five six eleven six
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i'm five yes i'm six foot five
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in heels i'm five foot ten
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eleven i think you're 5 11. thanks ruby
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you're welcome
56:45
thanks thanks bro
56:48
jesus [ __ ] christ yeah we're bro and
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says
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i can't believe your name isn't judith
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huh
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your name isn't
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[Music]
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i don't know so there was the first
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iteration of people coming up with a
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name for me
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wait what the [ __ ] grabs on the house i
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thought you said
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rats on the house i was like what the
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[ __ ] you outside right now looking at my
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roof why is there a rat
57:29
but thank you thank you
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i already have them i have good teeth
57:38
people sign up about it what the [ __ ]
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this is seriously i know just because
57:44
you
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he can be mean to you doesn't mean you
57:46
can be mean to him
57:48
oh my god that's it but no
57:52
i did i did braces i didn't do them for
57:54
very long and then i skipped doing the
57:55
retaining thing so maybe i do have not
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the best teeth
57:59
rap watch out do some push-ups
58:02
[ __ ] hell maybe you should do
58:05
bracelets
58:06
i finally made it to 350 gifted subs you
58:09
did death metal
58:10
it didn't come through because you give
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them 45 bits with it i think it pops up
58:13
when you do 50.
58:14
but thank you also where did you learn
58:18
to flip a ballast on your butterfly
58:19
knife
58:20
where i just kind of learned on the
58:22
internet like if you watch a bunch of
58:23
videos on it you kind of learn to do
58:25
like
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this is the first one you learned it
58:27
already looks real complex
58:28
and then you learn this one whoop [ __ ]
58:30
hold on i'm gonna do it i can do without
58:32
looking at it look
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wow look at me go holy [ __ ] i'm so
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talented
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uh probably did that wrong but still yay
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and then um the other stuff just kind of
58:45
you kind of pick up a long way just
58:46
watch youtube tutorials they're all fun
58:49
oh [ __ ] hold on 10 10k for bob's stream
58:53
what does that even mean
59:04
goddammit i hate that i know the
59:06
reference and yeah no the spray tans
59:10
oh no why do people do spray tanks they
59:13
seem such a pain why don't people just
59:15
isn't that like tanning beds you go to
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now
59:17
that seems like way better every time
59:18
i've ever met a girl with a spray tan
59:20
she's like don't hug me with white
59:30
clothes
59:34
whoever gave him a gifted sub thank you
59:35
my guy um
59:38
2022 donation holy [ __ ] uh
59:41
how do i join the mc server so if you go
59:44
if you want to join the minecraft server
59:46
you click on a link that
59:53
[ __ ] ghost you click on a link
59:56
you click on the link it links your
59:58
thing my battery [ __ ] what is my battery
60:00
on my laptop
60:04
72 baby let's go anyway if you want to
60:07
join the minecraft server you click on
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the link and then you go into the
60:09
discord
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the link's in the discord basically just
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join the discord i'll tell you what to
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do
60:14
um the discord people are real helpful
60:16
and nice they will help you out
60:17
but join my discord i'm sure there's i'm
60:20
sure modern chat will do
60:21
discord like a discord command it is 72
60:25
why you keep doing battery checks it's
60:26
72 percent for you
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hold on can i do discord let's try and
60:30
do that
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no yes i can there we go discord there
60:33
is discord so
60:36
i wait everyone can do it there you go
60:37
so you just click the link join this one
60:40
and then it'll tell you what to do
60:42
basically it's like linking your twitch
60:43
account to minecraft and then you'll be
60:45
able to just join with your minecraft
60:46
username
60:48
i feel scammed want to know the phone
60:50
okay oh [ __ ] without breaking my camera
60:54
all right bottom phone come here
60:57
okay who are we at
61:01
65 baby 65 baby
61:06
this could be so great you can hit
61:07
everything in this house from everywhere
61:09
and no i'm not gonna try my best not to
61:11
accidentally bend over
61:16
where did i put my phone
61:24
he just comes around flicking holy water
61:26
everywhere that's a great idea
61:27
let me call my priest wait
61:31
hey siri call a priest
61:37
no hey siri i don't have a phone number
61:39
hey siri
61:41
call a priest i don't see a priest in
61:45
your contacts
61:46
[ __ ] who would you like to call
61:47
[Music]
61:49
lego maestro
61:52
sorry god damn it
61:56
wait holy [ __ ] is lego's video came out
61:58
one sec his lego's video came out
62:01
uh i was in his 100k video let me see if
62:03
he released it yet
62:06
lego maestro
62:09
did like the second biggest mega it's
62:11
not out yet what
62:13
boy it was supposed to be out like hours
62:14
ago what the [ __ ] okay fine
62:17
fine thanks thank you for subscribe by
62:20
the way
62:22
[ __ ] hello
62:25
i'm les gang now yes welcome to lesbian
62:28
welcome to let's get
62:29
kicks fabric it's like a twitch
62:32
twitch-based furniture
62:34
store it kicks fabric
62:37
that's [ __ ] right you want kappa
62:38
pride it's rainbow
62:45
okay
62:47
no sub button what do you mean there's
62:49
no sub button it's like
62:51
next to the follow-up it's the purple
62:52
one right
62:54
this is the purple one oh my god it's
62:56
like right under me over there
62:57
i feel like such a real toy
63:11
oh no oh my god where did it go no the
63:13
switch banned me oh my god twitch please
63:15
no
63:16
remove the hat no i don't want to remove
63:18
the hats cool i can't see the sub button
63:21
it's because you're already subbed you
63:22
should have a resub button
63:24
wait what what the [ __ ] wait no hold on
63:28
what do you mean i have it am i
63:31
stupid hold on
63:35
i can hear the [ __ ] ghost oh my god i
63:38
don't see it anymore oh no i do
63:40
there's gift or something wait i'm
63:42
signed it on my account i don't know
63:43
what i'm supposed to do here
63:44
wait am i
63:48
yeah yeah no wait i don't know i found a
63:51
gift
63:51
[ __ ] it i don't know i don't know what
63:53
it is
63:54
fake tan jesus christ
63:58
what if it's like what dude fake time
64:00
would suck
64:02
because it gets everywhere you can't
64:03
like touch anything it's like wearing
64:04
makeup all over your entire body
64:06
that sounds like it [ __ ] blows man
64:10
like you just couldn't touch anything
64:11
made of white you get orange everywhere
64:14
i know that because i've been in like i
64:16
don't want to be in bed with
64:18
i've been i've seen the bed of someone
64:19
that wears fake pants a lot all right
64:22
his real gross is not good fake tan is
64:24
[ __ ] i know
64:25
then don't do tan i know close your legs
64:29
oh [ __ ] i was about to say no but then i
64:31
just realized god damn skirt
64:35
okay that's waking up man
64:38
that's why i like that's why that's why
64:39
that's why no one can see my twitch
64:40
share subscribe my channel
64:42
slightly open chris thanks chris
64:45
thanks for 25 cents chris okay it's
64:48
really
64:48
domino's show your dominoes and freak
64:51
out
64:52
freak the [ __ ] out of a delivery guy
65:04
god damn it i could have gone i could
65:06
have gone weeks without thinking about
65:07
it
65:08
hold on hey thanks nightmaster should we
65:11
find out hold on
65:14
hold on my dad's literally upstairs but
65:18
i'd rather call him
65:20
his phone's ringing
65:33
that's weird hey dad yeah okay i've got
65:36
a question for you
65:38
okay uh you know what i'm doing uh when
65:41
i'm when i'm over here
65:42
when i move i'm gonna do like i'm gonna
65:45
do another
65:46
extensions thing right
65:50
okay so i'm going to need you to do
65:51
extensions yet again
65:54
um they've got to stay in for like two
65:56
weeks though
65:59
okay is that a thing that happens i
66:01
think it is possible
66:06
oh yeah it's just yep yep okay
66:09
fair enough and all right that's gonna
66:11
be a thing when i move i just want you
66:12
to be prepared and know that
66:14
we need more russian russian children as
66:16
donors
66:29
how far is it
66:44
okay
67:03
thank you thanks for subscribing thanks
67:05
for subscriptioning
67:06
dude i have no idea um come on mods what
67:09
are we doing boy i can't even ban this
67:10
guy mods
67:11
mods where the [ __ ] are you mods
67:15
mods
67:18
you [ __ ] what's what the [ __ ] okay
67:21
[ __ ] it hello
67:37
what's the only one here
67:47
you should change your name you should
67:48
change your account name to femster
67:52
[ __ ] sake this is
68:03
you don't tell them you keep it a secret
68:05
this is just a part of you now
68:07
okay so let me tell you right join the
68:10
discord there's something i want to show
68:12
you
68:13
join the heck in discord all right i
68:15
made a promise to you
68:16
uh and you know oh i just realized okay
68:19
that's what we'll do
68:20
whatever okay well i'll explain it to
68:21
you in a second
68:28
am i getting goddamn shadow banned by
68:31
twitch what the [ __ ] i don't know how
68:32
the rules work
68:34
right there is actually a thing i want
68:36
to show you uh the mods can't stop this
68:38
one guy from spamming yeah i know i
68:40
thought there's like
68:41
there was like one mod i think they were
68:42
i think ward i think it's just warden
68:44
here and they're tat and one's tapped
68:46
out
68:46
sometimes so i'm just going to yell
68:48
martin
68:51
wow what the [ __ ]
68:54
thanks thanks holy [ __ ] man
68:57
okay cool so i would encourage you not
69:00
to donate too much
69:01
because we're gonna do another sub we're
69:03
gonna do a donation goal in a second
69:08
i do did i did i not oh my god i'm a bad
69:12
son
69:12
i'm like [ __ ] yeah i should at all fast
69:17
goddammit whoops
69:18
i feel bad now okay so
69:22
let me show you a thing you need to go
69:23
you need to enjoy the discord my boys
69:25
because
69:26
in the discord let me read you a thing i
69:28
went on to
69:29
uh there's there's a thing that i've had
69:31
for ages called like video idea
69:33
suggestions
69:34
and we changed one of we added a new
69:36
thing that was actually like
69:38
eagle uh suggestions right
69:41
hold on let me quickly oh my god come on
69:46
the [ __ ] okay okay yeah eagle ideas
69:51
it's tagged under ego ideas there's a
69:54
whole channel for it and
69:56
jesus why is it called that anyway uh
69:58
it's where like the
69:59
gem it's like just above general chat so
70:04
uh you there's like there's a bunch of
70:07
people in here
70:08
that have left so many suggestions and i
70:10
said i said in the thing
70:11
like the pinned comment in there
70:12
everyone's saying yo wait don't just
70:14
don't just say bye in there
70:16
anyway uh so don't spam it dude it's
70:20
gotta be real suggestions you're still
70:21
just gonna get deleted anyway
70:23
so all of the stuff in that channel uh
70:25
like suggestions for being for being
70:27
e-girl
70:28
right uh so
70:32
i said naturally whoever
70:36
whoever gets the most up votes on their
70:39
comment
70:40
wins and i will actually put it as a
70:42
goal i'll actually do it
70:44
so the most uploaded comment with a tick
70:46
actually gets it
70:47
so if i scroll up you can kind of see
70:51
a bunch in fact [ __ ] it you know i'm
70:53
gonna temporarily
70:57
i mean temporarily said said messages to
71:01
zero because everyone's just spamming in
71:02
it
71:02
um okay so now no one can actually talk
71:05
in the thing
71:06
um okay cool
71:09
yeah no one can talk in that now good
71:11
good right
71:13
so i don't know what's became the top
71:16
one
71:16
i'm kind of finding this out now but i
71:18
implore you go on there and vote for
71:20
which one you find
71:22
fun why is challenge that one
71:28
there you go okay jesus christ finally
71:31
stream just banned them yeah
71:32
just badly guys posting like a bunch of
71:34
peens um
71:36
all right so
71:39
let me read them okay yeah the last
71:41
voted one okay this one's got 50.
71:43
commissioner 3d model avatar of rose
71:47
for vr chat could be a donation okay let
71:49
me read through these on this okay let
71:51
me make my thing
71:52
smaller here okay
71:55
we go up oh we wait we we go there
71:59
then we go to this so i'm doing all this
72:01
with a track powder it's garbage
72:05
why isn't this capturing my display
72:08
done capture my [ __ ] display bro
72:12
what boy why why
72:15
boy come on work what in frick
72:24
um
72:24
[Music]
72:28
okay
72:32
right that's just not working okay let
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me turn on let me make a different one
72:36
display capture add source
72:41
add new source
72:44
display capture done
72:48
why do you not want to work bro
72:53
dude come on what the [ __ ] why
72:58
i'm stupid what what it's gone dude i
73:01
know i'm trying to make it work
73:06
okay this is garbage all right fine i'm
73:08
just gonna read them
73:10
this is hot garbage why can't i make
73:11
this work my laptop is having a hard
73:14
time right now
73:16
i don't have to like restart the program
73:20
okay so
73:25
right wait what the [ __ ]
73:28
it's gone wait did you guys just delete
73:34
mods no
73:38
did mods just [ __ ] delete up until
73:40
three days ago
73:42
oh my god you deleted the chat i didn't
73:43
delete the chat the mods just
73:45
rolled back mods
73:49
oh my [ __ ] god why do i have why do i
73:51
even have people with perms on my server
73:53
that [ __ ] up the server
73:54
i'm so upset fine there's still like a
73:57
bunch of stuff on there it just means
73:58
the last two days have just [ __ ] gone
74:01
all right so
74:06
i did
74:10
it's not under anything it's just being
74:12
annoying
74:14
no okay someone dude mods are garbage
74:16
dude okay
74:17
hold on read messages on there we go you
74:20
can now actually see the chat now i
74:21
don't know why the [ __ ]
74:23
dude mods what the [ __ ] not even mods of
74:25
the stream they're just mods monstered
74:27
the [ __ ] what
74:29
what they turned read messages off so
74:30
you guys couldn't see it all right there
74:32
we go
74:32
you can now vote on stuff it's an ego
74:34
like this you can vote on all this stuff
74:36
up until a couple days ago which is
74:37
[ __ ] stupid they
74:39
deleted like three days worth of
74:40
messages that's fine
74:42
right so the most recent one was since
74:46
you dressed up as a ua student now's
74:48
your chance to dress was your favorite
74:49
female character in my hero academia
74:52
[ __ ] i don't even have dude
74:58
hello electric screwdriver oh uh
75:02
i don't know where it is actually is it
75:04
on the ground
75:06
all right jesus dress up like karen
75:12
yeah i can see your [ __ ] voting on
75:14
them
75:15
hold on this is
75:18
awful all of this is awful
75:24
it's not the mod of the stream the month
75:26
of the stream was so good and then
75:28
it literally just someone in discord
75:30
[ __ ] panicked and deleted three days
75:32
worth of messages because they're dumb
75:34
oh my god okay that's fine
75:38
i don't even know how to fix that that's
75:39
just i'm really annoyed
75:42
um okay minecraft ego cosplay
75:46
you wait and [ __ ] see there's a plan
75:50
okay
76:00
yeah okay i'm glad someone read them
76:01
before
76:03
move slow mode okay mods i'm gonna just
76:06
tell you to do [ __ ] because you keep
76:07
doing [ __ ] that's dumb hold on
76:09
uh oh whoops
76:13
i did the wrong thing there oopsie
76:16
oopsie
76:17
oh [ __ ] how do i even fix that oh god
76:20
what have i done here
76:22
oh [ __ ] i don't know i'll fix oh i can't
76:24
see chad anymore
76:25
i don't know i don't know
76:29
oh [ __ ] i clicked on a button
76:32
oh [ __ ] i clicked on a button oh no i
76:35
suck at this hold on why can't i read
76:38
chat what the [ __ ]
76:40
i'm stupid um why do i have like this
76:46
oh
76:53
yeah there was a there was a few i 81
76:56
wasn't the top one though there was
76:57
something else even before i said it
76:59
but go to paris yep that's a good one
77:02
[ __ ]
77:06
okay
77:12
okay i have no idea what to fix this
77:14
what kind of
77:20
it's literally just there's too many
77:21
mods that panic i don't know how it was
77:23
the deleted messages but i'm gonna talk
77:24
to them after this
77:26
because they just like i'm guessing what
77:27
they did was like they meant to be like
77:29
three minutes and they put three days in
77:31
because they're dumb and stupid
77:33
um but that's fine
77:38
oh wait hold on
77:42
dude this is the strangest thing that
77:43
i've just managed to think what just
77:44
managed to do
77:48
go away wanna read chat let me reach out
77:53
with my giant chat chat
77:57
this is hot garbage why is this not
77:58
working now
78:02
chat what in frick okay
78:10
where's my chat where's my check why
78:12
can't i do this
78:13
why can't i not
78:18
there it is i got it i found the button
78:20
all right we're all good i can see chat
78:21
again
78:23
been behind you
78:28
don't okay hold on let me make
78:33
oh no don't do that to me okay
78:36
now i've like kind of fixed some stuff
78:38
let me uh fix myself a little bit
78:41
and we're gonna take a refresh but
78:43
there's this big old channel in discord
78:44
right
78:45
this big old channel in discord everyone
78:48
votes on what i'm gonna do
78:49
that's gonna be the new sub goal it's
78:50
basically what i was trying to say this
78:51
entire time
78:52
okay no don't give [ __ ]
78:55
it's gonna happen again the camera's
78:57
gonna cut out [ __ ] no this isn't gonna
78:58
happen i'm not gonna let it
79:00
box come here come in box
79:04
box box
79:08
come on here league of legends streaming
79:10
box box
79:12
okay now that i'm so smart okay
79:16
please for the thousand bits might go
79:18
right
79:20
will our wins thanks so much for all the
79:21
gifted subs matt alex thanks so much for
79:23
the gifted subs i couldn't see them
79:25
because i'm stupid
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all right
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nope they wanted to build the bed they
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specifically wanted to build the bed i'm
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going to be
79:33
me and dad are going to build the table
79:34
after this um we've all got our
79:37
designated things i did a couch
79:39
i'm going to do the table they wanted to
79:41
do a bed i'm also going to be doing the
79:42
wardrobe
79:43
but i don't know if i'm going to do that
79:45
today though um
79:47
wedding dress fitting wedding dress
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fitting with a16
79:52
[Music]
79:54
okay go on tinder as your ego
79:57
i'm already going to do that one how
79:59
about a teacher with glasses
80:01
do a teacher cosplay holy [ __ ] 100
80:04
upvotes
80:05
go shopping for a complete girl outfit
80:07
in a style that you haven't tried yet
80:08
all done
80:10
for example pastel goth grunge soft girl
80:12
etc that one's got a [ __ ] 100 upvotes
80:16
do a charity stream for some sort of
80:17
lgbtq trans group something
80:19
that's got more of votes by one and also
80:22
i'm definitely going to do that because
80:23
girl week that's pretty much going to be
80:24
a lot of that
80:28
bikini stream again with the [ __ ]
80:30
hell
80:32
uh more instagram posts
80:38
go currently
80:42
thimbly hooters employee
80:58
thank you
81:13
well did tony do it oh
81:16
like four days no no don't reopen it
81:19
tony
81:20
tony god damn it
81:24
tony goddammit get in my stream
81:27
god damn it you're so dumb tony tony
81:31
don't you [ __ ] dare tony i'm in your
81:34
stream
81:35
then why are you doing things that is
81:36
dumb i'm telling you what to do don't do
81:39
it dumb stuff
81:40
all right okay
81:45
i'm gonna read the paris thing okay
81:49
paris dressed
81:54
153
82:03
oh god no it doesn't have that jesus
82:06
christ
82:06
okay and then um what else parish
82:09
dressed as a girl
82:10
uh what else that one was deleted at a
82:12
time what else was the other one
82:15
uh [ __ ] was it
82:19
movie night movie night i can
82:26
okay add a girlie movie night see what
82:29
how many that gets
82:31
who else is
82:38
okay uh
82:43
right i'm reading i'm trying to read
82:45
through more of this my laptop's kind of
82:46
slowing down
82:48
get a voice changer i already got one
82:49
they don't work very well
83:03
well you could i would suggest getting
83:05
the same ram
83:07
like if you've got try and look for the
83:09
parts number and just get more of that
83:11
um also why would you want like what is
83:15
that 48 gigabytes of ram
83:17
i think try and get like try and get
83:19
like 32
83:21
is what i've got so like four eight
83:23
sticks
83:24
is that right yeah
83:29
uh that's what i've got actually
83:32
hold on let me go back to where i was at
83:39
okay fanboy who's employees got 70
83:43
learned the girl voice on streams got 87
83:45
i'm just going up pretty far here
83:56
someone put some something nsfw in and
83:58
it's still got like 30 up votes
84:02
minecraft dating sim go to a pub
84:09
91 upvotes drop the finn persona
84:11
completely
84:14
everyone honestly a lot of these are
84:15
fanboy heroes outfit
84:18
i'm kind of down
84:22
skittles dress
84:28
okay permanent hair extensions has a
84:31
[ __ ] ton
84:32
jesus christ okay as i'm scrolling up
84:36
they've got less and less because people
84:37
haven't got to them yet i'm gonna scroll
84:38
down
84:39
right holy [ __ ] all right paris dressed
84:42
up has
84:43
230 girly movie night has 200 and is
84:46
quickly going up
84:48
um
84:51
want me to make a channel just for that
84:52
no tony no
84:55
i'm deleting your message
84:58
all right what was that what was that
85:01
what
85:01
what what [ __ ] what about vr chat that
85:05
was deleted
85:06
i'll put vr chat what do you want me to
85:07
do stop typing
85:11
dummy vr chat
85:16
i'll do vr chat the ichat stream
85:20
okay that's in there you can vote on
85:22
that also
85:24
uh jesus christ
85:29
right hold on let me put samuels in
85:35
[Music]
85:38
there
85:41
sam's apparently gonna get me tattooed
85:43
on himself i
85:44
somehow i doubt it but i really want it
85:47
to be true that he's actually gonna do
85:48
it
85:49
no go on tinder i'm already gonna do
85:52
that
85:53
uh hold on
85:57
let me go on to
86:03
oh wait that was already a thing i'm
86:04
just stupid
86:06
there's someone already someone already
86:07
wrote that mischievous sorry i kind of
86:09
stole your spotlight there
86:10
um
86:15
what the [ __ ]
86:24
spa day [ __ ] wedding dress fitting
86:28
okay what's the other thing oh yeah the
86:32
other one that got a lot of uploads on
86:33
its own i'm gonna copy paste it so you
86:35
guys can see it
86:37
uh this was by uh lizzie who's the sub
86:40
actually
86:41
right i'm gonna leave you guys to vote
86:43
on those ones
86:47
don't crash camera please no
86:50
okay are we good yes all right i think
86:53
that's fine
87:01
i don't although in all fairness that's
87:04
like what the uh getting a tattoo with
87:06
someone is like a proper celebrity thing
87:08
you know what i mean like who actually
87:10
does that
87:22
i mean i don't know what ruby's version
87:25
of a girl's day i would be
87:27
and also jesus christ would i have to be
87:29
dressed up for it that seems like a lot
87:31
that seems like harder than a lot of the
87:32
other ones i mean so nice and stuff
87:34
i could go around as a guy and give ruby
87:37
a
87:38
girl's day out but
87:41
me with me dressed up
87:47
oh my god fashion show oh my god
87:51
imagine a fashion show like doing a
87:52
runway walk thing down here all over the
87:55
outfit
87:56
maybe that sounds funny
88:02
thanks sam
88:06
oh my god okay okay i'll add that one
88:11
without showing up
88:18
fashion show there you go
88:22
learn to twerk shut up you all right
88:25
and then i'm gonna get like which one's
88:26
the most voted from all of that and then
88:28
i'm gonna put it in a poll on stream
88:30
and then you guys can vote on it and
88:31
then we'll add it to this thing okay
88:37
do you remember when rose was just a
88:39
second channel thing
88:48
i remember kind of i wanted to zoom in
88:50
on myself
88:51
yes i remember i remember [ __ ]
88:55
do you why couldn't it stay like that
88:57
huh i wonder maybe it's because
88:59
god damn this was it got too popular
89:05
oh god dressed up and [ __ ] oh god no
89:11
oh god no no god
89:15
i'd have to do i'd have to do another
89:17
stream though i'm gonna be in a
89:19
restaurant
89:19
oh [ __ ]
89:26
there's a reason why i didn't turn it on
89:28
you know considering
89:31
it's on speaker it's no headphone so
89:33
it's kind of [ __ ] you know
89:36
nope add it for [ __ ] sake
89:39
oh my god i'll add it i'll add it
89:42
girls
89:49
okay there you go edit it right
89:52
here's the current standings it kind of
89:54
goes like right
89:56
paris dresses girl has got 300 movie
89:59
night 274
90:02
vr chat 233 kind of lower tattoo
90:05
same same score actually weirdly enough
90:07
uh
90:08
go out shopping for a whole style 267
90:12
holy [ __ ]
90:13
fashion show real low voted day out with
90:15
ruby is rising real quick he's almost at
90:17
200 already and i just put it on
90:24
okay so there's paris dress as a girl
90:26
movie night
90:27
and shopping
90:31
and dealt with ruby that's basically
90:33
what it is right now
90:36
cool we got this is solid four all right
90:39
[Music]
90:43
cross them legs you're very close to
90:44
showing tos material i don't like
90:46
crossing my legs
90:48
fine i'll actually sit like properly
90:52
all right
91:03
yes and it was awful it was so [ __ ]
91:07
it was so [ __ ] bad it was so [ __ ]
91:10
awkward dude
91:11
it was like
91:25
okay your vote counts like 100. um
91:32
all right whitetail white white wait
91:35
wait was it tyler
91:36
yeah white hat white tail what are you
91:37
gonna be what [ __ ]
91:39
cut that taylor's gonna get like them
91:52
wait there's a nice there's a scoreboard
91:54
there's a [ __ ] scoreboard
91:56
that's great oh my god that's funny
91:59
by spooking wait no oh boy's cooking oh
92:01
nobody's looking do a latex one oh
92:04
[ __ ] [ __ ] that oh my god
92:09
your dad's 44 no he's not
92:14
look at your nose sorry big nose oh no
92:17
it's almost like i'm a guy
92:20
it's almost like i'm actually a man
92:22
underneath this makeup and wig
92:24
and dress and fake boobs and corset and
92:28
underwear and socks and skirt
92:31
and nails all right
92:36
hey patreon thanks so much for listening
92:46
um zodiac simps
92:51
shopping when ooh okay let me check on
92:54
this let me check on the scores
92:56
all right girls day out [ __ ] stop
92:58
there uh
92:59
it's close though actually weirdly
93:01
enough it's a mix between like movie
93:02
night
93:03
paris which i'm already going to paris
93:05
but dressed up
93:06
go shopping's winning holy [ __ ] go
93:08
shopping's actually
93:10
it's so close to ruby's world i'll do it
93:13
as a poll in here
93:20
nice i'm assuming you're on it
93:24
where's the scam what do you mean
93:25
[Music]
93:31
can you see it going off uh
93:34
what the [ __ ] yeah they uh
93:38
so [ __ ]
93:43
the [ __ ] is that
93:48
okay sorry it's almost someone texts me
93:50
usually it's actually paypal going off
93:52
like every time someone donates it goes
93:53
like oh you got a thing it's that
93:58
man's flying to the sun to poof and man
93:59
it's not hot all right
94:01
your birthday is one day before mine hey
94:03
nice
94:04
april twins bud okay uh
94:07
all right let's find out what do you do
94:10
what are you doing oh
94:11
what about a cooking stream oh that'd be
94:14
fun i'm gonna do that anyway though i
94:15
don't wanna
94:16
i don't wanna have to that whether
94:19
i get incentive or not all right
94:26
let me do poll wait why is the chat in
94:29
slow mo don't
94:30
okay oh pull hold time
94:33
hold time bolt time all right well
94:38
right new goal this is the new goal
94:44
right what are we gonna add
94:50
girl stay with robert which is ruby
94:54
uh [ __ ]
95:04
[Music]
95:08
okay paris paris dressed as grill
95:12
uh [ __ ] what's the other one
95:18
go
95:26
complete
95:28
[ __ ]
95:37
there we go nailed it managed to feed
95:39
him and then
95:47
going movie night stream and then what
95:50
was the other one hey john 4 20 nice
96:09
i know in all fairness the the the
96:12
discord mods should have a
96:14
how hard is it to just how hard is it to
96:16
do nothing anyway sorry
96:18
um they deleted three days one of the
96:20
messages how do you [ __ ] that up
96:21
the mods on twitch are great god dammit
96:24
discord monster it's tony
96:25
god [ __ ] damn it tony not my tony but
96:27
other tony
96:28
um oh there's a thousand minutes
96:33
you make me happy you're such an
96:34
inspiration keeping you oh
96:36
this isn't a time for being so sweet and
96:38
then uh
96:40
what's this [ __ ] and then the next
96:44
most upvoted one
96:46
it's a literally tied between vr chat
96:48
and get a cute tattoo
96:50
i'm gonna put vr chat on there because
96:51
i'm kind of uh biased
96:55
yeah chat stream i don't think it'll win
96:59
but still
97:00
ready go that's all of the polls i can
97:03
do
97:03
go chat go chat go chat vote on pole
97:05
chat go check go check go check
97:09
go check go check go check go chat
97:13
[Music]
97:17
pizza okay [ __ ] it should we order some
97:19
pizza
97:23
dominos hey everybody
97:28
nevermind let me put in my new postcard
97:33
because i've never actually bought a
97:34
bookstore
97:34
[Music]
97:38
all right there we go delivery
97:42
what's good event is not valid what the
97:43
[ __ ] oh wait it is it really isn't oops
97:46
i typed it wrong delivery come on please
97:49
deliver to my area
97:50
please if i don't get dominoes here i'm
97:52
selling the [ __ ] house
97:55
okay i do yay all right cool pizza pizza
97:58
time pizza time
98:02
[ __ ] that one by a goddamn landslide
98:07
whoa all right
98:10
ruby
98:14
no way she didn't know
98:28
actually get on a plane dressed like
98:31
this they have to get off the plane
98:32
dressed like this
98:38
fine fine fine i'll actually move i'll
98:41
actually move and not be
98:42
lazy thanks for the good crime thank you
98:45
too much my day
98:46
okay hey oh jesus hey everybody what
98:49
piece do you want
98:55
betsy is the bed beating
99:05
okay do you want peter what do you want
99:07
for pizza okay go come in here it's very
99:10
easy
99:12
right what do you want for pizza oh what
99:14
are you having
99:15
i'm sure your money was streaming yeah i
99:17
forgot
99:18
what are you having for me oh margarita
99:20
you know margaritas as well should i
99:22
just get one large one
99:34
wait should we order from the other
99:35
place what do we do
99:38
okay that's fair enough yeah okay i'm
99:42
gonna grab
99:43
my edges yep wedges
99:46
yep oh wow
99:49
i can't hear them anymore i know well
99:51
they haven't thought
99:52
they haven't oh no i didn't even mean
99:54
that i completely forgot they weren't
99:56
talking to you
99:56
like i feel i feel like it's a
99:58
conversation you know i felt like i
100:00
could do it it is
100:01
pineapple pizza for against pineapples
100:03
on pizza though oh gross
100:05
very good what you what
100:08
what you're a full pineapple yeah
100:12
oh you've just you've just given the
100:14
wrong answer to the internet rumors
100:16
oh ruby i'm so sorry no i'm so sorry for
100:19
the barrage of hate that's about
100:22
attacking you all right somebody said
100:24
what shame
100:27
yep but to be honest actually i never
100:29
eat it because it's not my favorite
100:31
yep no it's too late ruby you can't go
100:34
against that
100:34
oh no i still think people have it on
100:36
pizza yeah they do
100:40
no it's whether you like it or not it's
100:42
not my favorite
100:44
you've already said you like it the
100:46
internet you're dead
100:48
well you can't actually
100:54
oh they voted they voted to um
100:57
to for us me and you to go on a girl's
100:59
day out go lunch and shopping
101:04
[Music]
101:09
somebody give me like give him like um
101:12
say say something really random sorry i
101:14
got distracted
101:16
i got distracted
101:20
what's going on
101:23
you really do need the energy pizza wait
101:26
i'm way topper just chatting hey ruby
101:28
we're the top of twitch just chatting
101:29
right now
101:29
what do you want to say it means we're
101:31
the number one twitch streamer doing
101:33
just chatting
101:34
hi tell them tell all the other
101:36
streamers
101:40
i actually am you're always in your room
101:42
so
101:43
yeah i don't go outside anyway where are
101:46
we going
101:46
do you want to go to town
101:50
go shopping you can buy me some clothes
101:52
okay
101:55
this is just like how you pay for my pay
101:56
for my outing yeah
101:58
no we can have a nice time we can we can
102:01
skip
102:02
we're not going to skip i'm going to be
102:04
licensed
102:07
if this throws me ten dollars give this
102:08
to me no don't
102:10
don't you can have it you can keep it oh
102:12
wait
102:17
[Music]
102:27
all right go up to london and go to
102:28
oxford street and carve and go
102:30
london i would love that but you want to
102:33
go on a [ __ ] two hour train ride
102:46
no they're not they're not and they're
102:48
gross and they're awful
102:50
i say that they're bad is it annoying
102:52
that we're looking at that for them
102:54
it really isn't that it's annoying me
102:56
that i'm looking at it i feel bad
102:57
because i don't know what we're not
102:58
going to show my butt by accident
103:00
oh my [ __ ] man i'm going to show up
103:05
how can it be awful
103:08
jesus
103:19
it's like i got two compliments and then
103:21
a bunch of
103:22
really confused stairs and then one
103:25
cackle hey
103:29
ruby's ruby's very nice ruby's wholesome
103:32
but
103:33
nah i don't know whether i would like to
103:35
go
103:36
shopping i look
103:45
[Applause]
103:49
thank you so much oh shrek oh can you
103:52
come and track
103:54
yeah you can you can put striking modes
103:56
oh no
103:57
oh my god peppa pig and shrek go go go
104:00
go go go
104:00
it's already doing it look let's you got
104:02
a tree look there's a guy he's laughing
104:04
look at that oh my god there's another
104:06
one people commenting eggs earlier
104:11
okay this is terrible there are eggs yep
104:14
that's an emoji plus rose equals oh
104:20
do you think people if you read their
104:22
comments are like
104:23
did i just comment now or do you think
104:25
they've forgotten or something what
104:27
no this doesn't matter do you think
104:29
they've forgotten i wish you could
104:30
understand me sometimes because i
104:32
shouldn't
104:32
stop
104:42
[Music]
104:46
what's
104:52
[Music]
104:56
all right it's on email only man now
104:58
they can only
105:06
by the way let me just give you a ruby
105:08
how much do you make per month
105:12
how much 30 you make 30 pounds a month
105:16
so this is a fairly big deal this like
105:19
there's legitimately 30 times what she's
105:21
made you should keep
105:22
it i shouldn't have it you can't be
105:25
trusted no
105:26
you should just keep it anyway you're
105:27
the one who's doing all this glam
105:29
i know it's for jews everybody
105:33
look how awesome okay
105:37
i'm not even going to say that before i
105:39
think we're just going to go shopping
106:19
no don't worry it's fine for me ruby's
106:21
ruby's becoming richer i think
106:24
oh
106:52
um
107:00
mods tend to over stretch their
107:01
boundaries sometimes
107:03
but still it is fun sometimes sometimes
107:06
they're very smart and good
107:08
i'm kidding i'm getting one i'm getting
107:10
cool in wood
107:13
all right love you all have a great day
107:16
i'll be back
107:17
bye if you let me in yes you're allowed
107:19
to come back which ones are actually
107:20
pretty good thank you mods
107:22
i don't know who you are what you are
107:24
but one what was it
107:26
by the time
107:37
oh [ __ ] what happened read that
107:43
[Laughter]
107:48
holy
108:12
you're gonna ruin her the value of money
108:21
your work i think is going to go down so
108:23
much yeah
108:25
oh my god thank you sam and thank you
108:28
everybody
108:29
there was jessica there was
108:34
just leaving nice comments death metal
108:37
death metal
108:39
and everybody commenting shrek taylor i
108:42
think
108:42
oh trevor sorry trevor we love you
108:44
trevor i know
108:45
good job not in real life though don't
108:48
you
108:48
no that's who's a youtuber oh okay
108:51
sometimes there's still so much damage
108:54
yes okay
108:55
samuel you ended what
108:58
you learned
109:17
do people move up and down in the city
109:19
council like is there a hierarchy who's
109:20
the king who's the leader
109:22
or is it like is it micah yeah or is it
109:26
like
109:34
[Music]
109:37
i'm gonna cry okay let me just make sure
109:39
my battery's not gonna die on my laptop
109:41
because that would be
109:42
really happy
109:48
hey you know everyone's saying bye this
109:51
might be very bad very quickly
109:54
oh [ __ ] please don't die on me laptop
109:58
don't die on me don't die on me please
110:02
um okay it's technically going up
110:08
brightness
110:10
brightness change brightness level i'm
110:12
going to change how bright my
110:14
laptop is so it can save a little bit of
110:17
battery
110:21
oh my settings have crashed okay there
110:24
we go it's all good now
110:25
hopefully that should actually change
110:28
all right cool
110:36
no i've still got like half the box of
110:38
those i've gone through quite a lot of
110:39
them though
110:40
and i also ordered cookies on domino's
110:42
so we're all going to have cookies
110:43
apparently
110:44
what was i even saying yeah i'm not
110:46
going to set a sub goal for
110:48
and i'm going to set a donation goal for
110:49
doing the shopping or should i
110:51
because [ __ ]
110:56
wait okay i got a quiz though is it me
110:59
do i am i dressed up for it for the
111:04
shopping
111:06
on let me do a poll yes
111:09
yes yes yes hold on i'm still gonna do a
111:11
poll i don't care
111:18
wait
111:27
when someone donates uh thousands of
111:30
thousands tens of
111:31
tens of thousands i haven't made enough
111:33
from streaming to afford a tesla
111:35
not even close uh
111:42
maybe one day it's my it is part of my
111:44
dream the only thing is
111:46
i'm fairly sure the insurance would be
111:48
as much as it costs to buy one every
111:50
year
111:50
um dressed up for shopping
111:55
95 yes okay [ __ ] it no you i need to
111:57
fight it's going to become a donation
111:59
goal then
112:00
because jesus christ
112:11
okay i don't know what the goal amount
112:14
should be
112:18
the la every time i do one i said it's a
112:20
3k oh [ __ ] it i'll send it to
112:22
him because jesus christ
112:27
what's the month it is right now oh
112:29
seven
112:31
25 [ __ ] it you get a few days i don't
112:34
know
112:35
the dates just can't the dates genuinely
112:37
don't matter i did it 2k
112:39
everyone was saying 5k i'm doing it 2k
112:41
because
112:43
[ __ ] samuel already done it like 500
112:45
don't feel bad
112:46
okay listen so
112:50
it depends so there's a there's a big
112:52
shopping mall in my
112:53
area right in my town um there's a giant
112:56
shopping area it's
112:58
immensely populated and that sounds
113:02
[ __ ] terrifying to go to because
113:05
you're talking about
113:07
streaming not just out in public around
113:09
my neighborhood
113:10
interrupt wow i should have made this
113:12
way more
113:13
i should have made this more i should
113:16
have made it more
113:17
it's [ __ ] it's ugh
113:32
jesus christ man okay let me try and not
113:35
show my ass
113:36
there is no
113:50
dude it's go think of going out to a
113:52
mall
113:53
like crowds crowded
113:58
this is a terrible idea this is a
114:00
terrible idea
114:01
[ __ ] big bug samuel thanks so much
114:04
sam
114:05
really helping me out here buddy
114:09
this is a terrible plan this is an awful
114:12
terrible awful idea
114:16
most people won't notice you [ __ ]
114:19
i'm walking around with a camera talking
114:21
to it in this voice
114:23
what do you mean even if it's a town
114:26
center there's like um
114:27
even in my crazy ass city people do
114:29
notice [ __ ]
114:40
yeah yeah it is except for ruby i'm
114:43
going to make it a little bit easier i
114:45
think
114:46
it's going to be less awkward
114:50
why the [ __ ]
114:53
hey we never actually said we could go
114:55
out grocery shopping we go to tesco's
114:58
i think oh my god
115:08
and i've gotta stream it so they would
115:10
know wouldn't they
115:12
book a room this is i'm so nervous
115:28
like a sound effect to play like sims
115:30
together strong
115:40
you'd be surprised by i mean it's not
115:42
like the most insane [ __ ] ever but like
115:44
it's still [ __ ] you're not like i'm
115:47
not normal
115:49
[Music]
115:52
i know you can reach it i just put it to
115:54
a point where it's worth it
115:56
uh i don't think that you'll do it
115:58
quickly but i just put it to a point
116:00
where it's worth it seems to get a strap
116:02
holy [ __ ] the entire chat
116:03
oh my [ __ ] god ah big [ __ ]
116:08
this is great i love this so much
116:14
in all fairness it's like a thing i'm
116:15
like
116:19
there's nowhere why is the mole though
116:22
why not like ah why the mole
116:26
it's the mall is so [ __ ] different
116:30
it's not really a place you sit down
116:42
yeah a little bit i should have why did
116:43
i said it's 2k it should have been like
116:45
five this is a terrible idea i know i
116:48
can't take it back now
116:49
but this is awesome
116:53
what where was i what branch you in
116:57
samuel
116:58
what bro of the military oh okay that
117:01
makes sense
117:17
honestly just the muscle emoji like the
117:20
muscle emoji but with like um
117:21
what's a simp thing the muscle emoji
117:25
with a fistful of cats
117:29
that'd be quite funny actually hold on
117:31
i'm good i'm not sure
117:50
oh i can't like manage to turn itself
117:52
around
117:56
why the [ __ ] did i do this to myself
118:02
thank you crap samuel
118:08
okay can we do something in the meantime
118:10
i would like to distract you
118:12
because this is just gonna hit this
118:13
donation goal i don't like it how about
118:15
we do something else
118:16
how will we talk about other things
118:18
hello
118:25
someone's trying to roast wait to roast
118:28
you
118:29
you wait is it somebody's trying to
118:30
roast me or did you say someone is
118:32
trying
118:46
i probably should have said it higher a
118:48
little higher
118:49
because that's [ __ ] all right
118:53
where are we going where will we go to
118:54
do it what do you need what do they want
118:57
we're going shopping like for that thing
119:00
where would we go shopping
119:02
lunch lunch and shopping what do we do
119:04
well i don't know what lunch places
119:08
oh yeah that's a good point actually
119:09
what oh yeah shops are open
119:12
yeah i don't know what's going on would
119:13
you be careful
119:19
this could be pretty damn cool
119:42
thank you nightmaster i it's
119:45
it the only thing it feels so strange to
119:48
say thank you
119:49
for creating a problem for me
119:55
this is this is this is i'm walking away
119:57
i'm walking away from this
119:58
i want a red bull i would like a red
120:01
bull
120:08
what do you mean hold on jesus [ __ ]
120:12
christ samuel
120:13
why why in hell why and how and why by
120:16
the way
120:17
yes i do have a 24 pack of red bull in
120:20
my fridge
120:23
thank you this is
120:27
this is wow one thick i know look at me
120:30
being thick
120:32
okay all right let me drink my red ball
120:37
hold up i wanted to get up and walk
120:40
around this uh this course it's kind of
120:41
restricting
120:44
okay have i missed anything done sims
120:46
together gay thank you for the fifteen
120:48
dollars back my dad wait taylor just
120:49
said hi
120:50
and going to 100 [ __ ] dollars taylor
120:55
taylor jesus man
120:59
hi taylor how are you doing this is so
121:02
dumb oh my god okay
121:16
no no can we go back to
121:20
getting to tell me about your problems
121:23
you know back onto the couch
121:26
[Music]
121:31
maybe i need merch of that just
121:32
something that says simps together
121:34
strong
121:38
[ __ ] oh my god
121:50
imagine you take the girl you're trying
121:53
to marry just like choking on a rebel
121:55
i'll take that as a yeah
122:00
no no
122:04
no huh briefs they're not
122:07
breathing no
122:10
no no did we
122:14
do it
122:18
jesus okay that's gonna get an automatic
122:21
twitch deleted that clip
122:22
all right
122:27
holy [ __ ] i gotta see how bad that is
122:31
because i might have to delete that
122:35
no no no no
122:38
someone said that before and i didn't
122:40
actually show anything
122:48
there's like the main mall in birmingham
122:51
i'm not gonna say when i'm gonna do it
122:52
because i don't particularly want to
122:53
meet up with anyone
122:55
because i know some people
123:01
jesus christ samuel
123:05
this is terrible idea hold up
123:19
i will i'm gonna have such a great great
123:23
[Music]
123:26
time
123:29
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] does that
123:32
mean
123:35
what the [ __ ] does that subscribe what
123:37
the [ __ ] does that mean
123:39
the council
123:47
yeah the city council is an incredibly
123:49
exclusive club here
123:51
hello hello
123:57
hello
124:00
oh delivery okay
124:06
delivery's [ __ ] hair boys
124:16
[Music]
124:23
yo his smile [ __ ] brightened up when
124:26
he saw me
124:28
hey robert robert we got foods
124:38
we got pizza boys we got pizza boys
124:44
we got pizza balls okay
124:47
i may have twelve i'm gonna check on
124:50
that all right hold on
124:53
has anyone actually done that as a
124:54
twitch clip yet because i kind of want
124:55
to see if it was bad or not
124:58
[Music]
125:04
um
125:13
what did i miss what did i miss
125:16
what the [ __ ] samuel what did i miss
125:24
oh my god what the [ __ ]
125:28
what the [ __ ]
125:29
[Music]
125:32
no
125:46
this guy real quick taylor
125:54
i haven't measured myself i haven't
125:56
measured myself yet
125:57
i haven't done the measurements for you
125:59
sorry
126:01
why can't i not click on them
126:07
pizza pizza forget your stream yeah
126:11
i can't open discord anymore what the
126:12
[ __ ] where's my phone
126:14
where did my finger
126:17
[Music]
126:28
i got cookies as well
126:31
do you unbox it all in the kitchen
126:37
i'm assuming you're really close to
126:38
being on it considering you're a kind of
126:40
newer donator
126:42
but you've got to be on honest don't
126:44
hold on i'm checking a thing right now
126:46
fine i gotta [ __ ] see
126:57
victor r this the twitch clip guy the
126:59
twitch bookmaster
127:01
he's the man whoa wouldn't i be able to
127:04
decide who's that on the council
127:06
i don't know do you want it how do you
127:07
want it how do i want them you don't
127:09
have any plates
127:10
oh just rip up some cardboard for it
127:13
i'm not good okay hold up
127:18
that's like my channel
127:21
let me go onto my channel right now
127:37
what no
127:40
can we not you know we could we could
127:42
perfectly we could
127:43
we can keep it as is now we've got
127:45
plates okay
127:54
oh great please please that's we okay
127:57
join us up drone bring down something he
127:59
said he didn't want
128:00
me he doesn't want your pizza
128:09
69 alex thanks so much
128:13
strange amount i wonder why it was 69
128:16
i don't know i'm sure no one else does
128:18
that knows that as well
128:21
69 is a random number i could ever come
128:23
from
128:24
so do you want pizza yes i do i'm gonna
128:27
bring it to you and then you can do it
128:30
uh yes please all right i'll give it
128:34
away we
128:36
did the draw wrong three times wait
128:39
which one's
128:40
the big one the big one this is a
128:43
terrible plate
128:48
i mean i should have bought
128:55
uh isn't it weird for your sister to see
128:57
you as a girl this often or is it just
128:58
normal by now
128:59
normal i'm putting this on my bathtub
129:04
it's so normal come on it shouldn't be
129:06
abnormal anyway should it it's not big
129:08
deal
129:08
how progressive you are
129:13
well you look gorgeous
129:24
why can i not find this goddamn oh wait
129:27
it would probably be this one
129:28
all right
129:36
ruby do you want 500 no
129:40
why not because you deserve it
129:52
no that's not really what that means
129:54
well
129:55
that's not how that works that's how it
129:58
works
130:08
i'm literally just on my phone looking
130:09
at some random garbage
130:12
garbage being my content well
130:16
thanks for the bits my god hey do
130:19
netflix i'm too late
130:20
how about just a netflix
130:25
[Music]
130:26
i can't find anything with anyone that's
130:27
quit the the apparent
130:30
wrongdoing oh no i did
130:34
oh god ruby you gotta look away from
130:36
this i don't know what's gonna be on
130:37
this video
130:56
[Music]
131:08
everything um can't help it
131:11
can't do it oh okay
131:15
wait you guys seem okay i gotta ask i've
131:18
literally just been looking if anyone
131:19
clipped it
131:20
did you guys see my ass you guys
131:22
actually
131:24
nothing i may have twirled around and
131:26
thought this dress was longer in the
131:27
back
131:28
it's not is it not no oh i thought it
131:31
was
131:32
oh it's like a short
131:36
oh no yeah you people definitely did
131:39
that
131:40
is that what happened yep [ __ ]
131:46
[ __ ] i can't wait till that's a good
131:48
twitch twitch fail [ __ ] you know
131:50
jesus i don't even know how to deal with
131:52
it
131:54
dude i don't even know how to deal with
131:56
big donations anymore what
131:58
why are you laughing nothing i didn't
132:00
see nothing
132:03
are you saying wait have you seen my
132:06
button
132:07
[Music]
132:11
oh my god it is really short oh my god
132:14
it was this short the entire time
132:16
and no one [ __ ] told me oh my
132:32
oh
132:37
i'm gonna stand over here for the rest
132:38
of the stream now oh my god
132:42
huh what did you just say um
132:51
considering i'm not going to be on the
132:52
stream anymore because i just learned
132:54
that back oh [ __ ]
132:56
i thought it was so much longer i
132:57
thought it was so much longer i thought
132:59
oh the front of it's shorter and the
133:00
back of it's longer like
133:02
it's i know it's badly made
133:05
like look at that condition
133:09
that's okay well i'm glad that i know
133:11
that now that's great
133:13
anybody out there oh my [ __ ] god
133:15
william's just done it
133:18
wait oh
133:22
that was about
133:25
how are you not fainting i almost
133:27
fainted
133:29
you know you'd be surprised how many
133:30
times this has happened
133:34
this is our fault look join the other
133:37
half
133:38
of that yeah about to that's like three
133:40
blocks of full damage in minecraft
133:41
you'll die
133:45
[Music]
133:57
angel yes sorry this chat ain't loyal
134:03
this is yummy
134:07
i'm making pizza wear because i want to
134:08
get my lipstick on i thought you were
134:13
no he was walking away by the time i got
134:14
there um
134:17
he saw me pick it up though and just
134:18
went and gave me a really big smile
134:20
yeah but i didn't have time to say oh
134:22
how am i gonna how am i gonna pay for
134:23
this pizza
134:24
he would say he was a like 45 year old
134:26
indian man
134:27
i didn't think it was going to work that
134:29
well
134:35
all right jesus i thought chat would
134:38
warm me why would they not warn me i
134:40
thought mystic would warn me but
134:41
mystic's not here this is the knight i
134:43
hate everything
134:47
do you see the front or back did you see
134:48
my ass or did you see the front of me
134:50
though
134:51
because that would be bad front will be
134:54
back the back is less bad
134:56
surely you want to do this
134:59
back back yeah okay
135:03
i guess that's actually better for you
135:05
[Music]
135:06
guys
135:18
[Music]
135:29
hey we bankrupted samuel we did it we
135:31
did it
135:32
we we locked sam's bank account i think
135:34
we actually might we might let this some
135:36
girl pass by
135:39
that's just so cool what else is sorry
135:42
donation goal
135:44
all right what happens if you don't
135:45
reach the donation uh they don't get it
135:48
and then we throw all the money they
135:50
gave us we burn it
135:52
um yeah we set a dumpster fire we get it
135:55
all from the bank and then we burn it in
135:56
front of them that's a shame
135:57
as a way of shaming yeah
136:14
you know costume outfit in the glory
136:18
furnace i've got a hat on what the hell
136:21
because it adds a height wait what did
136:24
you say
136:27
whoa well don't say that
136:30
thank
136:59
so what's happening we're going shopping
137:03
thank you
137:08
until friday
137:11
we broke sam anthony
137:15
what somebody called ham oh
137:19
no i'm just ham hold on i'm gonna wait
137:21
i'm gonna make sure i hate me
137:23
i've never done this before but i saw it
137:24
online oh my god open the door
137:35
what are you doing i'm going to eat
137:36
pizza with a knife and fork oh
137:39
yeah you want to wash that
137:52
let's go
138:06
i thought we don't do that um we
138:13
[Music]
138:22
why are they really nice people i don't
138:24
know
138:26
you i mean i don't actually think
138:27
they're very nice
138:30
they're very nice but they're nice
138:32
because they want me to be in pain
138:33
oh yeah hey excuse me don't shuffle me
138:36
with pain oh
138:38
no of course not of course it is dude
138:41
you're going to get
138:42
bone stuff again if you do that i'm not
138:46
i did i dude i thought this was longer
138:48
for the longest
138:49
you know how many times i've worn this
138:52
i'm not
138:53
and you don't know
138:58
oh somebody said you my name is like
139:00
theirs but i didn't get to read what
139:02
their name was
139:13
how many how do you know how many views
139:14
are on it like where does it say that
139:16
top right corner
139:22
my dad pops around the corner hey are
139:24
you winning wait is that how's that with
139:26
the bed should we pop in on that and say
139:27
you're winning something
139:30
[Music]
139:32
um
139:34
okay i'm gonna check on i'm gonna check
139:36
on dad for a sec
139:38
uh i'll update you on how he's doing
139:40
with the bed let me move this up a
139:41
little bit
139:42
so you know you don't seem [ __ ]
139:43
weighing us all the time
139:45
hey okay give me a sec i'm gonna see
139:47
what's going on hold on what was this
139:49
what's this thank you for the bits
139:53
i think we're gonna do bits eating pizza
139:55
with a fork that's padding
139:57
he's battling okay hold on i saw the
139:59
donation i'm just gonna miss it for a
140:01
second
140:02
[Music]
140:51
okay i believe in you i'm proud of you
140:56
uh
141:10
screwdriver
141:17
i don't know if you heard that i was
141:19
going downstairs
141:20
bye see you very much
141:26
did you hear it
141:29
goodbye yeah okay okay
141:32
ah hello honestly i need to do a makeup
141:35
check
141:36
[ __ ] [ __ ] can't stream it is a cushion
141:40
it's just couch i can put like two fake
141:43
eyelashes on the couch and basically
141:45
with me
141:46
[Music]
141:50
no i'm right-handed actually you know
141:52
right hand oh yeah the cameras have
141:54
flipped sometimes around it
141:56
bob's almost having a moment you know
141:58
the cameras are sometimes
142:00
the cameras what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
142:04
[ __ ] man thanks [ __ ]
142:07
thanks for the 10 twitch subs oh [ __ ]
142:10
i need to do makeup check oh my god
142:13
you're okay you're okay thanks so much
142:16
for the switch
142:18
i don't have alexa in this house i'm
142:20
very upset i can turn my lights on and
142:22
off with the wither
142:23
we're talking to siri but i can't do it
142:26
with alexa because i don't have an alexa
142:27
yet because i haven't bought one because
142:28
they're really expensive
142:33
oh [ __ ] honestly i didn't do your makeup
142:35
check whoops
142:38
remember i said i didn't want to [ __ ] up
142:39
my lipstick i did oopsie
142:44
if anyone comes into this room right now
142:46
i'm [ __ ]
142:52
okay
142:57
right
143:00
how are you doing what do
143:06
okay oh [ __ ] we need to do a table
143:10
should we try and see if we can do a
143:11
table because we need to build that
143:14
let me see if i can give my dad a change
143:16
of pace hey dad
143:20
hey dad you want to change your pace no
143:23
you don't oh we could do a table though
143:29
we could do a table
143:34
although i have since realized that i
143:36
should probably put on a pair of
143:37
trousers
143:39
before i do such things um
143:42
oh [ __ ] how many social is that we're
143:44
just trying to hit every sub goal now
143:47
thank you stegma oh stegma hey bro thank
143:49
you five subs
143:50
big box hey we've got type train as well
143:53
hold on
143:53
oh [ __ ] wait is that 5400 oh my god no
143:57
we're not doing this
143:58
no we're not doing this there's no way
144:00
we're gonna no
144:02
no we're not hitting like this many
144:05
goals in one day thanks for all the bits
144:08
thanks for all the bits guys by the way
144:10
it's gonna go badly all right oh [ __ ]
144:12
hold on
144:14
let me try and make this work
144:21
no okay stop stop stop stop
144:24
stop stop stop
144:28
hold on i gotta check something i'm
144:30
checking the actual sub count because
144:31
this
144:32
might not be real time no please why
144:38
wait holy [ __ ]
144:43
oh my god wait okay
144:46
i know this is technically a bad thing
144:49
you're about to [ __ ] hate me though
144:52
oh i could do it i'm just gonna give you
144:55
one it's lower
144:56
and it's much lower than this
144:59
like zengus
145:06
shut up don't zenger's subscriptions
145:10
just stopped
145:15
it's so much lower it's so much lower
145:19
oh i could be so mean right now
145:22
oh i could be something hold on
145:28
want to see what it is hold on let me
145:31
show you what it is
145:33
i'm not going to scam you don't worry
145:36
let me show you what it is though
145:39
it is hey guys what number do you think
145:42
it starts with
145:45
it is much lower right here's what it is
145:49
three thousand eight hundred and eighty
145:53
two
145:54
it is three thousand eight hundred two
145:57
oh it's down by like two thousand oh
146:00
[ __ ] like one thousand five hundred is
146:01
down by
146:03
oh big oh no guys
146:06
i don't i don't mean to say anything but
146:09
but it's got to go down the sink has got
146:12
to be reset to what it actually is
146:17
okay watch i'll set it i'll be nice i'll
146:20
take it down by 500 points
146:23
i'll take it down by 500 subs but i
146:25
gotta set it i gotta set it man
146:27
i'm sorry i'll i'm so sorry
146:31
i'm not even [ __ ] around that's what
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it is
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i should have said it at the start of
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the stream i'm sorry
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i'm so sorry i think zanger's stuff just
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kind of went
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oh no look at that
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that's what it is that's what it is i
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knocked it down by 500 subs but that's
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what it is
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i'm not even kidding i honestly i went
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like holy [ __ ] is that a glitch and it's
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not
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it's not
147:20
there we go we did it finally
147:25
okay fine you now could not hit a goal
147:29
you now finally now you actually have a
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heart now you now you're actually going
147:32
to have trouble hitting this goal
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lol you think i care
147:38
you think i care i'm just doing what was
147:41
right
147:42
it is not a scam if i just i'm doing
147:45
exactly what it normally is
147:52
you calling for the
147:56
the sentence did you know that's how
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wait did you know that's how time worked
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like what
148:05
did you know that time went yeah you
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can't say scam
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that's just the that's just the passing
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of time the passing of
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time is a scam i'm an immortal god and
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no one can stop me
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can someone clip that that'd be great
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the passing of time is a scam all right
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i'm very sorry chap
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you were 40 away oh my god
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i just said it back to normal that's all
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i did
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i kind of feel bad but like i just
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forgot
148:38
i kind of feel bad but i also kind of
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don't
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what can i do to make it up to you but
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i'm not doing i'm not doing the goal
148:48
because we haven't hit the goal i even
148:49
knocked it down by like 5 000.
148:51
i knocked it down by like 500.
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how can i make it up to you hey
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hey siri turn off all my lights
149:17
that'll freak them out okay and then
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they're off
149:23
they went silent hey siri
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turn on my lights
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[Music]
149:31
hey siri hey siri turn
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bedroom light to red red coming right up
149:47
hey siri turn the bedroom light
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to normal i don't know okay
149:54
i don't actually know what that does
149:58
stuff i'm just walking with them
150:01
that's the room that they're in right
150:02
now there we go i turned it back to
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normal
150:05
unable to connect it might just be red
150:11
okay walk walk walk oh [ __ ] do you want
150:14
to do a walking stream then
150:16
should we do a walk all right
150:20
wait holy [ __ ] where's my phone at hey
150:22
mods same guy's back
150:23
can you ban the guy all right let me put
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my phone uncharted in fact uh my phone's
150:28
fine my phone's like good my phone's at
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56
150:30
that'll be fine for a walk let me just
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put it into
150:34
yeah that'll be fine for a walk um
150:38
wait i don't have my my [ __ ] selfie
150:41
stick thing
150:42
[ __ ] i didn't bring that yeah
150:57
[Music]
150:58
dude my selfie stick thing my selfie
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stick
151:02
i've got duct tape i've got duct tape in
151:04
a long pole
151:06
um oh what happens like a stick
151:21
i think
151:28
okay so i don't have a selfie stick but
151:30
i have a spatula
151:32
also oh my god i hope i wish you luck on
151:34
with your dad and stuff like my dad's
151:36
this is the best dad in the world i'll
151:38
give him that like
151:40
i'll give him that really small accolade
151:44
but i i do wish you luck holy [ __ ]
151:46
thanks for the five gifted subs
151:48
there's no way you're seriously gonna
151:50
try and hit this sub-goal there's no way
152:04
okay do i just do i just duct tape my
152:06
phone
152:07
to this hey there's a strange
152:10
strange crossdresser going around with
152:12
the phone like that
152:15
hold on can this is this actually a
152:17
possible thing i can do
152:19
let's see if i can do this without
152:22
destroying the phone or the spatula
152:31
no what do you mean no that's how that
152:36
works
152:39
but it's it's always a live sub count i
152:41
just forgot to update it today i do
152:43
i updated before every stream and i just
152:45
forgot today
152:46
and then i checked i was like there's
152:48
nowhere where actually we didn't go
152:49
because i genuinely thought like okay
152:51
we've definitely gone down
152:53
like maybe 50 subs so i thought i could
152:56
take it down a bit but
152:57
we went down
153:01
oh [ __ ] man
153:04
oh [ __ ] i actually put this over the
153:06
thing
153:07
my guy yeah i do wish you luck i hope i
153:10
hope everything works out for you
153:12
because that that does sound a bit sucky
153:16
i got describing a tough home life that
153:18
sounds like it that sounds a bit sucky
153:19
bro
153:21
yeah it does sound like a sex i hope
153:23
that gets better for you
153:26
i do feel better i feel for the people
153:28
that weren't as lucky as i was growing
153:30
up
153:31
all right dude the [ __ ]
153:35
hey look that's a selfie stick now it's
153:37
[ __ ] about to break but i don't care
153:40
let me see if i can get a better let me
153:43
see if i can stick more of it to it
153:45
i'm creating a selfie stick to go on a
153:47
walk with if you don't know what i'm
153:48
doing
153:51
okay good thing i brought duct tape but
153:54
on a [ __ ] stuff
153:57
what it looks nice
154:01
thank you i hope that was a compliment
154:03
about the selfie stick because it's
154:04
pretty dope
154:09
okay wow that was the easiest to turn
154:12
that thing over
154:14
usually duct tape's a [ __ ]
154:24
ruby's not gonna know what the [ __ ] to
154:25
do with that amount of money
154:27
ruby's like that yeah ruby's not gonna
154:30
know what to do with that
154:33
holy [ __ ] it actually works dude
154:41
oh that's so funny holy [ __ ] i can
154:44
actually do a walking stream like this
154:47
dude i had a um i actually weirdly
154:49
enough i had a microphone
154:51
um wow
154:55
that's that actually kind of works look
154:58
at that
154:58
okay cool uh the stream's gonna end and
155:01
then it's gonna come back again though
155:02
okay
155:03
so i'm sorry we're gonna lose a few of
155:05
you if you're still here i just wanna
155:06
know
155:07
this might take up to a minute or two
155:10
the stream's gonna go down and then it's
155:11
gonna come back okay
155:13
it looks so bad it looks great you're
155:16
telling me that's not the best [ __ ]
155:17
selfie stick you've ever seen
155:19
it's a spatula i can even duct tape a
155:22
longest a spatula onto this spatula and
155:24
make it longer
155:29
all right calm everyone kind of we're
155:32
waiting okay
155:33
it's gonna [ __ ] up a couple times it
155:35
always does i'm going for a walk
155:37
[Music]
155:38
um
155:48
i don't know should we find out okay
155:51
let's oh [ __ ] let me make sure i'm on um
155:54
4g first because it always works up with
155:56
that and then let's turn
155:58
off bluetooth bluetooth mode yeah
156:02
walk with ruby on the no i can't
156:06
what do you mean did it work i haven't
156:08
tried it yet i'm gonna i'm gonna
156:09
actually connect this
156:10
no i'm gonna connect uh airpods to it
156:12
just because the microphone might be
156:14
slightly better
156:17
do you like my spatula uh thingy i'm
156:19
thoroughly enjoying this just holding it
156:22
where's my didn't i have another airpod
156:24
i did
156:25
and now i don't you know what i mean i
156:27
will not lose anything
156:29
like if you stop me walking in the
156:31
street even like this
156:33
like come on you can definitely tell
156:35
from the from behind you you it's it's
156:37
definitely a spatula honestly
156:39
yeah at least your phone case is like
156:41
black as well so it doesn't look that
156:42
bad
156:43
it does it really it does
156:46
it does look that bad it looks
156:48
terrifying
156:50
walk with ruby wait everyone said yeah
156:53
like literally 90 percent of people said
156:54
yes they want
156:55
me and you to go on a walk together do
156:57
you want to go on a walk about the dad
156:59
why would you feel bad for them because
157:00
that draw is the death of us
157:03
how is it that hard i swear has anybody
157:05
ever built an ikea bed
157:07
with the drawers i don't know i feel
157:09
like i told you i feel like i'm having
157:11
an actual conversation
157:12
yeah i know so that's why i like trip
157:16
stream that's adorable
157:22
manly man yes it's easy take ruby off
157:26
you wouldn't burn it why did i say that
157:28
off you burning
157:30
off right i'm closing all my apps right
157:32
now
157:33
can i have a cookie yes you can have a
157:35
cookie before they go look how many out
157:37
i'm still going
157:38
i'm closing this many apps a second and
157:39
i'm still got there's still more
157:41
okay look what happens in this cookie
157:45
huh yeah that's why we put the cardboard
157:48
down okay cool
157:50
dude i wore this dress outside i'm like
157:52
goddamn why didn't no one tell me this
157:54
was short
157:56
huh shut up okay ready
157:59
stream's gonna go down for a hot second
158:01
right like maybe
158:05
everyone just kind of wait patiently i'm
158:06
gonna try it out in here okay