01:52
wait does this work
01:54
hey i'm gonna do a quick test i know you
01:56
can hear me by the way
01:58
but i don't know how good it is i'm
01:59
gonna do some swaps between some stuff
02:02
is this good or is this better hold on
02:05
or is this better which one of those is
02:08
better
02:09
first or second
02:18
a lot of people saying first okay
02:22
there we go there we go there we go
02:25
hello
02:26
hello to me oh [ __ ] i should turn my
02:28
sound up
02:30
okay [ __ ] so wait i just thought of a
02:36
better stream title
02:38
uh let me let me uh let me let me let me
02:40
let me let me do a thing
02:43
just subscribe hey hello
02:48
when am i getting like [ __ ] what my
02:51
titty skills
02:52
dude i don't know what that is but if
02:53
you uh if you actually need my skittles
02:55
from skittles
02:56
don't [ __ ] know at me skittles you're
02:58
you're you're you're a
03:00
bad person because you haven't sent me
03:01
skittles yet you said you did
03:03
and i haven't got them skittles within
03:04
frick what in frick skittles
03:08
right i'm gonna change my stream title
03:10
real quick because
03:12
this is there's that there's a more app
03:13
thing right
03:15
two words i'm changing my shoe title
03:18
ah [ __ ] if i could type with fake nails
03:22
i would
03:23
oh my god laptop please don't crash on
03:24
me now laptop
03:27
laptop laptop no
03:30
no you're not doing it okay my internet
03:32
crashed i think we're good though
03:34
my my internet like my physical like
03:36
chrome
03:37
[ __ ] crashed like
03:40
my rams okay
03:56
yeah oh by the way i'm going to quickly
04:00
just subscribe finally give me that
04:04
oh no i'm not oh just finally
04:08
oh there we go
04:11
it's so you don't hear it twice i
04:12
watched the screen
04:17
by the way do you like it better when
04:18
you can hear it twice or do you like it
04:19
better just like this because i have no
04:21
idea
04:22
hey there hey there hey bud some news
04:25
not just subscribed going for a run you
04:28
best be done building when i get back
04:31
okay so i'm well i won't be so there's a
04:34
reason why though
04:37
there's a bunch of [ __ ] that i need to
04:38
do austin
04:40
came to an agreement
04:51
well i can kind of give you a better
04:54
thing monocle underscore
04:57
man just subscribed boom magic
05:00
boom i can kind of give you a better
05:02
thing check the check the live stream
05:04
uh title right now buckaroo so
05:09
deep spot what the [ __ ] is that listen
05:11
offline chat you've been great by the
05:12
way
05:12
so there's a few things i need to talk
05:15
to you about
05:16
initially on twitter i said ego uh sorry
05:19
[ __ ] your eagle
05:20
fanboy fanboy hooters waitress
05:24
what the [ __ ] thank you uh thanks man
05:27
initially i said i put a fenway hooters
05:29
waitress built a desk
05:30
which is that big plank of log sitting
05:32
on the ground right there
05:34
however and i am kind of prepared for
05:36
that you know short skirt all that
05:38
now there is kind of a reason why i'm in
05:41
what i'm in number one twitter number
05:43
two so i could do this
05:44
so i could do this and you guys can get
05:46
screenshots uh number three
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uh this skirt
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yeah this skirt is way too short
05:55
and i didn't think it was it was like oh
05:58
[ __ ]
05:58
it's kind of like black it's colored
06:00
right it's good
06:02
however it's [ __ ] so
06:14
and will not deal with this for much
06:16
longer i definitely can't work on a desk
06:19
i cannot bend down and use power tools
06:21
while in this because you will
06:22
immediately see a bit there is a reason
06:24
why i'm standing behind a table leg
06:25
right now by the way this is a [ __ ]
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tagline
06:28
how dope is this look i've got like
06:30
acrylic blocks
06:34
thanks man oh yeah two months plug two
06:36
months apart for subs
06:38
so i come with i come with i come
06:41
bearing gifts now you you
06:43
so yeah i come wearing gifts not many of
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them
06:46
uh but i do so a while ago
06:50
by the way i've been storing up like p.o
06:52
box stuff for [ __ ] like
06:54
what two weeks hold on i've got an idea
06:57
it's really active here and i think i
06:58
can fix it one second
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[Applause]
07:02
[Music]
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subscribed
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nightmaster 2000 just subscribed
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two months following the best danger on
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twitch
07:24
bro i can hear it from everywhere in the
07:27
house
07:29
thank you i am the best eagle on which
07:31
pokemon can set my dick
07:33
i mean well not really
07:40
that felt way more harsh than i meant to
07:41
sound sorry pokemon
07:44
although you did steal my kite you did
07:47
steal my spot by the way pokemon
07:49
i was once upon a time on top of just
07:51
chatting for like an hour
07:52
and then you [ __ ] this [ __ ] pokemon
07:54
or whoever that is
07:55
kevin ruined it
07:59
the whole gang what the [ __ ] is that can
08:01
someone fill me in
08:04
i want the hog did someone explain to me
08:07
what the [ __ ] the whole gang is by the
08:08
way this is carpet
08:10
i've got the idea of i do i'm so this is
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so
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short i'm not in a comfortable position
08:17
right now however
08:18
i am just wearing boxes underneath these
08:20
so it's not actually that bad if you see
08:24
them
08:28
i need a knife but i don't have one
08:30
knife i'm literally just trying to make
08:32
it less echoey so i'm just gonna
08:33
go over here okay i have a thing though
08:37
i have a thing oh my god
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oh my [ __ ] carpet why carpet what
08:45
come here wait go away there you go
08:48
[Music]
08:50
holy [ __ ] it's not even it didn't even
08:52
make a difference did it
08:54
oh yeah so here's the reason why
08:58
everything is going wrong for me today i
09:00
have forgotten
09:01
so much [ __ ] i've forgotten so much [ __ ]
09:04
hey finn uh why do you look like that
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you ask
09:07
rudely and why were you two hours late
09:10
you asked
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annoyingly uh well uh
09:15
i decided that i was gonna do this
09:16
stream trying to make stuff on the desk
09:18
but i still am probably gonna do that
09:21
can't [ __ ] do it in this skirt i
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forgot the skirt i was gonna wear i
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didn't think this one was
09:27
this uh inappropriate
09:30
not gonna lie look scam [ __ ]
09:33
listen listen bud
09:36
it's not a scam i just want to change
09:40
outfits
09:41
but i have an offering for you i could
09:43
change outfits
09:45
it is so short i could change outfits
09:49
because i do have another outfit but i
09:52
will also include a red wig
09:54
because i did bring a red wig
09:58
or i do this not fanboy hoots i just
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keep everything i
10:02
just uh i don't have another skirt it's
10:05
i just want to get rid of the skirt
10:07
hold on guys can we get a poll because i
10:10
can barely [ __ ] read
10:12
can we get a poke and hey mod hey mod
10:15
hey mod any mods out there think mods
10:18
can we get a pole mud though this looks
10:21
suits you really really well
10:23
yeah the job was really short a lot of
10:26
male friends with rose's most recent
10:28
instagram pic you've been you've been
10:31
[ __ ]
10:32
catfishing me you've been catfishing
10:36
with me
10:37
as my bike i mean you're not [ __ ]
10:40
that's funny all right
10:41
sure you can do that attention catfishes
10:44
you can use my image
10:46
that's really funny it's okay rose we
10:48
still love you
10:52
what did i do wrong i don't know what it
10:54
that's
10:55
that's the most that that's such a
10:57
that's such an ominous thing
11:00
i swear i've got some sort of memory
11:01
loss problems because i don't remember
11:02
what i did wrong
11:03
and besides you know the short skirt and
11:05
you know all that but yeah and
11:07
there is a reason why behind a log
11:08
because if it's not it's like look at
11:10
how
11:10
[ __ ] i also got socks so i've got two
11:13
old socks i was wearing before and
11:14
they're really gross and dumb
11:15
in your sub server we mined a [ __ ]
11:18
massive hole
11:19
a few chunks oh yeah i mean that's cool
11:23
a few chunks like to bedrock holy [ __ ] i
11:25
can jump on the subserver after this too
11:27
because
11:28
we're gonna do a [ __ ] sleepover
11:30
basically i can kind of do whatever
11:32
like uh i've got snacks fun fact i've
11:35
got snacks i've got ice cream
11:36
i have an ice maker so i can get drink
11:38
you want some drinks i don't have any
11:40
alcohol no i do i have cider
11:42
i have cider i have cider drinking
11:44
stream
11:45
um i can kind of just do whatever i want
11:49
so i figured cause i'm probably gonna
11:51
end up changing outfit
11:52
oh [ __ ] change yes wait no what
11:56
yes okay i'm gonna put them oh [ __ ]
11:59
thanks death metal
12:00
hey definitely dude death metal's
12:03
[ __ ] been on the street he's been
12:05
messing with my disciples
12:06
plus look at this look there's a slip
12:08
why i didn't think this existed
12:10
and also this skirt looks really bad
12:12
when you just wear it at waist level
12:13
especially in a corset because of course
12:15
it's kind of flare out a bit of the
12:16
at the end like at the front like look
12:18
at this the front kind of flies out of
12:20
it so it kind of looks a bit
12:21
weird and gross outfit is just perfect
12:24
my queen
12:25
your knight is here yes queen kappa
12:28
kappa
12:29
so now i'm definitely changing outfit uh
12:33
okay so i do have options for you
12:35
there's like three outfits
12:37
which i can show you all of which are
12:39
going to be in the red wig though so i
12:41
or or not i don't know we'll see i'll
12:43
show you them now
12:46
okay
12:50
just subscribed this is the best place
12:53
on twitch
12:54
thank you wait what it's the best place
12:58
yes we are the best community best eat
13:01
girls best everything
13:03
your natural hair is very beautiful
13:06
thank you
13:07
that's nice i mean it's getting a lot
13:08
longer to be honest with you
13:17
i've got a few
13:30
i don't know whether i'll actually be
13:31
wearing the wig or not because i don't
13:32
have a hat for it and the hat kind of
13:33
makes it look
13:34
good or usable at all so first one
13:37
very basic just kind of like a black
13:40
it's really is it short
13:41
it's still really short but like just
13:43
black just black this is a black like
13:45
t-shirt dress thingy
13:47
okay number one that's number one let me
13:49
get number two
13:50
so number two although hold your faces
13:54
because there's a [ __ ] rag of wax and
13:56
stuff in the way
13:58
because where there's some wood here
13:59
there's wood wax on it so number two
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also black
14:03
yeah i actually don't know what this one
14:05
looks like because i just kind of got
14:06
them in the mail from
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um
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[Music]
14:12
okay this one is like a full like
14:14
[ __ ] prom dress looking thing like
14:16
look it's i don't know if you can tell
14:17
there's like
14:18
ripples on the side and [ __ ] like look
14:20
at that prom dress looking thing but
14:22
it's actually like a dress and it's
14:23
still [ __ ] short
14:25
oh god damn it
14:28
the third one is blue so here's what
14:31
blue is
14:33
it's long sleeved and it's still
14:36
a [ __ ] prom dress looking thing holy
14:38
[ __ ] what is everything that i have i
14:40
have to be really short
14:42
right number three prom just looking
14:44
thing again
14:45
but it's got sleeves this time it is
14:47
blue it looks black but it's blue
14:49
it's dark blue it's navy okay now i
14:52
check chat because i cannot [ __ ] see
14:54
anything
14:55
okay which one do you like
14:59
okay it's legitimately the exact same
15:02
numbers on
15:03
everything everyone is saying a constant
15:07
mix of everything i don't know what the
15:09
answer is
15:10
people are saying too
15:14
just subscribe i'm gonna do a poll
15:16
because i genuinely can't oh
15:18
it is so [ __ ] hot maybe later
15:22
maybe later i don't know i kind of get a
15:25
hat for it i don't want my hat when
15:27
kind of lost a hat dude wait everyone
15:30
you put one and two are you [ __ ]
15:32
stupid
15:33
there's like three of them there's three
15:34
why do you pick one up wait what
15:36
what what dude are you done
15:40
okay everyone's saying two from one look
15:42
dumb okay
15:45
no three is an option what whatever mod
15:48
is watching my stream and not
15:50
paying attention to jet
15:56
uh holy [ __ ] hold on gotta do a thing
15:59
hey man when that one goes out make one
16:01
two or three give me a second
16:03
my [ __ ] eyelashes this is [ __ ]
16:22
[Music]
16:35
i thought you might get a laugh out of
16:36
it i did
16:38
you heard it i did this is i don't even
16:40
want to be on
16:41
camera this is so short
16:46
yeah i think number two is kind of the
16:48
winner
16:50
i'm not stupid stupid okay everyone
16:53
still wants number two
16:54
where that cool count the chat what do
16:56
you wear you let me kill
16:58
cool and i'm wearing skin okay
17:02
all right all right let me see how short
17:06
it is i've never even tried it on before
17:08
i actually just got them plus we've got
17:09
a bunch of p.o box packages so please
17:11
holy [ __ ] i'm going to put this on we're
17:13
going to open po box packages i'm going
17:14
to hope and pray
17:16
someone sends me either a hat socks or
17:19
a skirt that's longer than this
17:58
god oh my god oh [ __ ]
18:02
hey guys i'm not sure it's much longer
18:04
than the [ __ ]
18:09
oh this is so [ __ ] oh my god
18:14
okay it's better it is better
18:17
but wow
18:22
okay cool
18:28
right um this is pump fish
18:31
i would say this is real comfy um
18:36
right five year fashion show time
18:40
buckaroos
18:55
right fashion show time buckaroosies all
18:58
right i'm in it
18:59
wow would you look at this whoa [ __ ]
19:02
would you look
19:03
what the [ __ ] everyone was about to
19:05
choke nah it's still real shock
19:07
also it's real real you're okay
19:11
okay hello okay everyone wants to bash
19:13
it my phone is no
19:14
oh my phone's over there never mind this
19:16
is so this is this box
19:18
jc 1000 just subscribed
19:21
for years well maybe two months
19:24
it's [ __ ] 20 32
19:29
32 there we go it's 32
19:32
you get your battery check right are we
19:35
happy or trained happy thumbs up thumbs
19:36
down
19:38
okay thumbs up thumbs down i feel like
19:40
the bobs are way too big with this
19:41
though they look like really weird
20:02
phoenix mkd just subscribed rose and
20:05
finn are the best egg girls
20:22
[Music]
20:31
okay i'm going like
20:35
okay i'm going slightly small
20:40
i'm going to small balls
20:51
[Music]
20:56
is the only person here ever sinful [ __ ]
21:02
wait what you're telling me you don't
21:04
sin for uh who else knows
21:06
warden you don't sit for one okay
21:08
smaller is a lot better with this i feel
21:10
like
21:10
these are much better okay so
21:14
what are we thunking yes no thumbs up
21:15
thumbs down thumbs up thumbs down thumbs
21:17
up thumbs down what you think
21:18
i'm think what do you think what thunk
21:21
what thunk
21:23
yes finally managed to catch the stream
21:26
missed the last one just by minutes
21:28
oh no this is from germany oh
21:32
my god oh hey germany how are you doing
21:34
oh [ __ ]
21:36
the thumbs are up i've got a couple of
21:38
thumbs down though
21:39
everyone people want wig yeah i feel
21:41
like we're gonna be so good with the
21:43
[ __ ] okay red wig it like has such a
21:46
dumb hairline it sucks
21:49
[Music]
21:51
hot af
21:55
thank you jesus christ thanks black
21:58
magic
21:59
okay i think black magic also okay i
22:02
think i'm going to drop me a majority of
22:03
that
22:04
[ __ ] i see i got you two chance outfit
22:08
but it doesn't matter it starts
22:11
my panties my queen okay
22:14
what the [ __ ]
22:18
jesus christ oh my god
22:21
wigan beanie i lost my [ __ ] beanie
22:24
and i'm so upset by
22:26
it i wonder if i can get an amazon prime
22:27
delivery and for like that one specific
22:30
beanie like i'm you know amazon like
22:32
prime now
22:36
i should have really prepared raided
22:39
buddy
22:40
boy duck gang on top you're going to be
22:42
joining the
22:44
karaoke event whenever it happens fine
22:47
or i will not be happy about it there's
22:49
a [ __ ]
22:51
carrot there's a [ __ ] what event just
22:54
got home from work now i have something
22:56
to watch
22:58
i'm just gonna search cat thank you
22:59
welcome back from work welcome back from
23:01
work
23:01
lexi i found it okay
23:05
i can technically i might be able to get
23:07
like a baseball cap
23:11
oh thank you michael okay also so here's
23:14
let me let me take a vote
23:16
do you want to see do you want to see
23:19
me do some work on the desk
23:23
or do you want to open up pogba still
23:25
[ __ ] awesome
23:26
jesus thanks man
23:30
i thought that was going in the way of
23:31
like you're still [ __ ]
23:33
what i said p.o box okay for your box
23:36
then table john d peter okay
23:38
also is the room
23:43
i can't tell if the room is just really
23:45
echoey as [ __ ] by the way
23:47
like i don't know if it's terrible or
23:48
not because
23:50
yeah i don't know if it's terrible or
23:52
not
23:54
you better tell me
24:05
[Music]
24:07
okay so right
24:10
watch this [ __ ] there's more by the way
24:13
i was going to throw them but i probably
24:15
shouldn't
24:16
one two [ __ ] it's fell anyway i gotta go
24:20
there's more downstairs there's so much
24:21
more
24:23
i just there was two because i made a
24:25
second trip i'm not even lying
24:50
right there's a there's more by the way
24:52
i'm just like i'm bringing up
24:54
this one trip right [ __ ] started
24:57
your stream on time being all good three
25:00
years
25:05
for being late for me two hours late you
25:08
want
25:08
me to spend two weeks ago uh another one
25:12
wait what the [ __ ]
25:13
okay i'm not gonna drop that one it
25:15
seems like it's rattly this one is
25:17
definitely close
25:18
uh i don't know what number i'm on this
25:19
is giant heavy
25:21
like really heavy i don't know what
25:23
number one
25:32
probably don't want to hear me
25:48
and there's more i've got another
25:51
probably a lot more
25:54
okay right ready
25:58
bam there is more okay
26:01
i kind of want to angle the camera a bit
26:03
more
26:06
i'm not showing anything better right
26:08
now but i'm so close to it
26:12
okay [ __ ] you [ __ ] you uh
26:15
uh people that make like dude there are
26:18
people
26:19
i forgot there's like a bunch of uh
26:20
people on youtube
26:22
i'm i'm a fan of victor r however
26:24
there's victor up
26:26
and then there is like uh
26:29
a 10 second clip of like finster
26:33
shows his thighs or some shadow
26:37
it's real strange but you know i can
26:39
kind of vlog with it
26:41
okay so
26:44
okay right oh my hair is so [ __ ] so
26:50
right of course it's vectory it's an
26:53
empty room
26:54
yeah i know it's real echoey do you
26:56
think it's garbage though because i
26:57
could just move this whole thing
26:59
downstairs into the into the
27:01
into the not this room
27:07
but like i can't sit down in this i
27:08
don't know is it good i don't know hello
27:10
do it
27:11
not do it do it i don't know it's okay
27:14
i think it's good okay no all right
27:16
could we stay
27:18
so i want something to like lean on i'm
27:19
going to use the garbage first dress
27:21
that no one wanted
27:24
and put this in under my knees oh no no
27:27
[ __ ]
27:28
okay right oh hello
27:32
so p.o box opening time um there's so
27:35
much
27:36
yeah oh my god i was tripped and fell ah
27:39
can i do this
27:40
oh other thing so wait can i
27:44
so here's what we got right no
27:48
this is not ah okay good
27:51
great so
27:54
this one what should we do first i
27:56
reckon this one first there's kind of
27:57
them scattered about everywhere
27:59
i don't have a kept knife which kind of
28:02
blows not gonna lie
28:04
so uh it doesn't say who this one's from
28:09
but the outside of the entire thing is
28:11
bright pink and it says fashion
28:15
so i'm gonna take a guess i'm sorry
28:20
no wait it's oh my god it's
28:24
shorter than it's the [ __ ] hooters
28:27
why did i change outfit before i open
28:29
these
28:30
what the [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] hooters
28:34
scat
28:34
that i asked oh my god
28:38
you know what thank you i also got a
28:39
magazine out of it i don't know who sent
28:41
that though
28:42
i also got a magazine just in case i
28:43
want some spring and summer leggings
28:46
from some some chinese fashion company i
28:49
guess
28:49
it's all on ebay so holy [ __ ]
28:52
[ __ ] big part i don't know i might i
28:55
don't know where my head i can't reach
28:56
out
29:01
really you're such a [ __ ] you're such a
29:04
dick
29:05
you're a dick i need a knife for this
29:06
one it's from
29:09
uh shenzhen
29:20
this is it's all duct taped who wraps
29:22
packages like this
29:24
who wraps who wrench packages like this
29:28
where there's a knife i don't have a
29:29
knife
29:30
a white tie uh i don't have a knife but
29:34
what i do have essentially
29:37
is one of these things where they're
29:38
very very sharp on the corners
29:40
i'm going to try and actually open this
29:45
oh my god that's how sharp this thing is
29:48
it's a box
29:49
i'm coming with a square cube holy [ __ ]
29:52
that thing's nuts okay
29:54
come on bud use my goddamn
29:57
megas mega strength my mega
30:01
sim strength i don't know why i'm not
30:03
allowed into the council by the way
30:04
that's kind of bs
30:05
we goodbye
30:09
i know
30:14
uh wait it says braces and supports
30:18
how are you doing today cutie and the
30:20
council thinks you do deserve
30:22
some sort of punishment for being oh
30:25
i think you're gonna say a mission to
30:26
the club uh racing support
30:28
we will see about foreign are you
30:31
[ __ ] kidding me
30:33
it's like wait is it actually
30:36
i'm not even [ __ ] lying it's another
30:40
pair of
30:40
tucking underwear i'm not even [ __ ]
30:43
kidding with you
30:45
i'm not even [ __ ] kidding with you i
30:47
already got done with my
30:50
in these things and i get sent more and
30:52
it's a [ __ ]
30:53
thong are you kidding me please be like
30:56
not small
30:58
okay good it's not really are you
31:01
[ __ ] with
31:02
really who is this who sent this [ __ ]
31:03
who's sending this goddamn [ __ ]
31:06
lujing [ __ ] you lujin
31:10
you dick all right what are we like you
31:13
said you won
31:13
fight you said you said you fine sim
31:16
castle
31:17
sim council you said you wanted [ __ ]
31:19
punishment for being late
31:20
all right bear it in mind i guess
31:24
okay jesus christ
31:45
right here's the second one again
31:49
what are people from what what why why
31:51
did like chinese manufacturers
31:53
wrap stuff in this duct tape it's
31:55
impossible to get through
31:57
unless you have a solid acrylic block
31:59
apparently
32:01
which is very short
32:05
okay you're kidding me
32:10
tonic just subscribed i'll be
32:15
oh thanks man oh my god
32:19
right yo this actually kind of works
32:23
time for another change no
32:40
is not working i'm just standing there
32:42
it's getting hot
32:43
that's how much damage i'm doing to this
32:45
like the friction [ __ ] i'm just gonna
32:46
rip it
32:47
what am i gonna do return it oh my god
32:50
i'm so weak i cannot believe
32:51
i set my alarm for three am my times
33:01
yeah i was two hours late that's that's
33:04
that's
33:05
i get it
33:11
[ __ ] guys okay i swear to god you're
33:13
gonna be so happy with this one because
33:15
i know what it is
33:17
that's that's definitely a wig this is
33:20
definitely the packaging of a wig
33:22
no [ __ ] no [ __ ]
33:25
oh put on the wig oh no he doesn't have
33:28
a beanie says the wig is gonna look bad
33:30
oh wow and then again like there's two
33:32
of the i didn't even catch onto this
33:34
[ __ ] two of them
33:35
it's brown though
33:40
it's from the company i know this
33:42
company well that's
33:43
that's scary
33:47
okay it also didn't say who sent them
33:50
chinese
33:57
council i want an invite if i go and put
33:58
these on i want an invite i'm gonna go
34:00
do it but i want a new play okay
34:02
fine you win but i want a [ __ ] invite
34:05
to the goddamn council
34:06
well if there's a group jet i want to be
34:08
in it all right
34:12
a sexy girl that is strength of women
34:16
not just any woman still like finn
34:19
whammy though so pretty
34:20
strong all right one second god damn it
34:24
149 just subscribed yeah
34:27
yeah what
34:40
okay these are actually a size large
34:43
which is bigger than me
34:44
where so there's a chance this
34:48
one i don't know hold on let's find out
34:50
there's a chance this won't be that
34:52
uncomfortable
34:54
oh my god my curtains goes
34:59
oh wait okay this isn't even that bad
35:02
wait okay
35:03
hold on
35:07
wait this isn't even that bad oh my god
35:10
yes it is
35:12
wait [ __ ] okay fine
35:23
jesus christ it's all right
35:26
all right all right all right yeah yeah
35:29
yeah yeah yeah
35:30
yeah yeah okay you can still like by the
35:32
way
35:33
there's this little thing there which is
35:35
the course five hundred dollars
35:38
wait no there's no way i did what
35:42
i said wait that was 500 [ __ ] dollars
35:46
am i stupid wait ali i can't my monitor
35:49
is so small
35:54
ally ally i'm so dumb look how tiny my
35:58
screen is though look
35:59
it's all the way over on the side of the
36:00
room ally
36:02
oh my god i need to be able to read
36:03
these hold on i'm going to do this
36:06
but we do have a whole chat just to
36:08
tease
36:10
do you really [ __ ] you okay hold on i'm
36:12
gonna take this off
36:14
okay i'm gonna put this on there so i
36:16
can actually read what's going on
36:20
oh my god youtube channels and twitch
36:22
recently and
36:23
i wanted to say you're really cool
36:27
yeah by the way ally you're welcome now
36:29
i'm actually in them
36:31
okay do i still oh okay right
36:35
[Music]
36:37
what is making that noise is that my
36:38
computer can you hear that
36:43
get a real knife i could do that i could
36:46
go and get a real knife
36:47
it simply won't be just subscribe i
36:49
could go and get around
36:51
some questions by the way not three
36:53
things
36:54
ali [ __ ] i really should be reading
36:58
these and not just listening to them
37:00
oh god get a knife okay i'll get a knife
37:04
you hear my like my it's like it's not
37:06
even my cpu it's like
37:08
the hard drive what
37:15
this sounds like a table saw
37:18
oh it's fine now that was so weird
37:22
it's just like that this is done wrong
37:24
advocate
37:28
finster is not rose maybe not okay
37:31
so now that i get now i'm not wearing
37:33
any [ __ ] boxes that's gonna be fun
37:35
i'm getting a knife
37:37
give me a moment getting a knife
37:51
oh that's so much fun dude oh yeah
37:54
whoever [ __ ] left my knife on the
37:56
floor thanks i get night
37:58
yeah i'm talking to you builders wow
38:00
thanks for leaving my knife on the floor
38:02
and i bend over in a [ __ ] thong
38:04
that's super comfy
38:05
got a knife though and it's a bit what
38:08
does that break my knife
38:09
it's a shitty imaging because
38:13
could it have been bad see those
38:15
lightning fast reactions there
38:18
okay so
38:22
right knife so make object probably
38:25
should cause
38:26
an hour so oh my god
38:32
it's my goddamn [ __ ] you nightmares you
38:36
know
38:37
[Music]
38:39
okay is that is it was it going when i
38:42
was down there was it was the fans still
38:43
going bro
38:46
by the way ally oh my god ally i hope i
38:49
haven't made you never want to donate
38:50
again because i missed that holy [ __ ]
38:52
together strong exit
38:56
shut up show the book well it doesn't
38:59
look better
39:00
no okay
39:05
by the way you are still not allowed
39:07
into the council
39:08
i did the this that's a step if you want
39:10
to everyone can i get a scam in chat
39:13
from zorro because what the [ __ ] sorry
39:17
zoro what the [ __ ]
39:20
scam dude big scam finally the people
39:23
saying scammer on my side
39:24
yeah yeah zoro let me in the club let me
39:28
move the club
39:29
with me club let's be oh no sorry what
39:32
the [ __ ] am i about from death metal fat
39:33
cat
39:34
my brains [ __ ] fried also samuel
39:36
samuel said i couldn't be in the club
39:38
either which sucks death metal fat cat
39:41
and [ __ ]
39:42
[ __ ] samuel and death metal fat cat
39:44
you're bad people
39:48
jesse thanks so much for the stuff like
39:49
that okay
39:54
finsta it's from me apparently
39:59
it's more clothes which is hopeful hey
40:02
can you save it just two clothes cheese
40:06
wait what justin sucks cheese
40:10
justin sucks cheese since
40:14
anyway since finn hasn't donated to
40:16
himself he can't enjoy it
40:22
thanks ellie what the [ __ ] is this
40:26
oh my wait wait oh my gosh
40:29
is it ella you've got a with the with
40:31
the late stream
40:34
ally [ __ ] oh my god ally my
40:38
guy what is with you today but thank you
40:41
um
40:41
i guess ali is the one that gets to make
40:43
all the decisions now it's like a plain
40:45
white shirt
40:45
okay that's fine i think that that's
40:48
that's actually kind of normal it's
40:49
really it's thin though so you could
40:51
it's this you definitely gotta see
40:53
anything black through this just saying
40:55
hold on right and then there's another
40:57
one uh which seems that
40:59
i don't know is it the same thing again
41:02
from
41:03
yeah it's like the same i got just two
41:05
people are just sending me like women's
41:07
clothes now that i can just wear
41:08
why do you guys want this to last like
41:10
forever
41:12
he can't join just me and samuel the
41:15
entire council agreed
41:19
are you gonna meet where were we hold on
41:21
hold on one sec let me re-read ali's
41:22
donation
41:25
wait wait okay hold up i thought you
41:27
went i thought ali was on about laughing
41:29
my butt off like with the council like
41:31
with the council memes
41:32
you're in are you in a call together no
41:35
[ __ ] wait no are you actually in a call
41:37
together
41:40
do you have a choker yes i think
41:44
i might do i may i don't know should i
41:46
check wait no
41:48
yeah i do no oh this is these [ __ ]
41:52
splits are killer
41:53
i'm gonna like i'm gonna [ __ ] something
41:55
up here one day
41:56
for a wet t-shirt contest
42:06
right listen chat a while ago people
42:08
were saying oh dude you need to get need
42:10
to get
42:11
more necklaces more chokers
42:14
oh my wait how many of you are in a call
42:16
right now how many of you are in a call
42:18
right now
42:21
dude it's like a game to me okay it's a
42:23
game whether i get banned on twitch or
42:25
not today
42:26
so yes the fact he said yes in this box
42:30
you're always saying like oh you need to
42:32
get more next you need to get more
42:33
jokers more stuff like that so
42:35
i actually just went on amazon i just
42:36
bought a pack of them
42:38
because they were cheap so i'm not gonna
42:39
lie these might not be the best quality
42:41
but
42:42
i
42:46
[Applause]
42:56
oh [ __ ] thanks for donating jesus thanks
42:58
for your 2000 bits
42:59
you know what i'm gonna use those bits
43:01
for wait what can you use bits for
43:03
on twitch like uh
43:07
what can you use bits for six foot four
43:10
offline
43:12
wait what six before offline
43:15
god damn a group chat of sim count
43:18
hey guys can we can you guys say hi to
43:20
the six of the group
43:22
six of the twitch uh the [ __ ] the
43:25
simp council my guy
43:26
can we get a hive for them because
43:28
they're in a giant call you killing me
43:30
i bet you're talking about how uh
43:34
dude it's the [ __ ] i just realized it's
43:36
the [ __ ] illuminati
43:38
like it's just a bunch of like it's a
43:40
bunch of rich powerful people
43:42
be it they're only powerful in my
43:44
streams but you're in trouble people are
43:46
just chilling
43:48
making decisions that's how the new
43:51
world order will operate
43:54
jesus christ okay
43:57
i just realized there's going to be like
43:58
wait oh god
44:04
oh [ __ ] 3k hey what do you think dude
44:07
finally i can beat pokemon on uh
44:09
just chatting wait what is this i
44:10
thought i ordered a choker not a belt
44:12
what the [ __ ] is this
44:14
that's not a choker i don't have that
44:17
wide of a neck
44:19
wait it seems like it's a joker though
44:21
right oh no maybe it's a belt hold on
44:23
it looks like a belt right does it look
44:25
like a belt to you
44:28
i feel like it's a this is like too big
44:30
for a belt
44:31
what size did i get my guy look at this
44:34
[ __ ]
44:36
the [ __ ] is it that's that seems like
44:38
it's actually how you
44:40
wear it no that looks like a this is a
44:42
bell this is too
44:43
big it's too it's too big for a belt and
44:46
what it's a leash no it's not a leash
44:49
it's not a leash there's not like
44:51
this better not be a leash wait no these
44:54
better not be some [ __ ]
44:59
yeah it is
45:08
[Music]
45:13
it's never going to crack this egg is
45:15
indestructible this egg has been like
45:16
sprayed with that like
45:18
that like super indestructible spray
45:21
that youtubers
45:22
have used those long times you know
45:24
where just it can't be broken by that
45:26
it's like bulletproof
45:27
that's my egg bulletproof egg right
45:30
right there's this one which makes you
45:33
look like i'm about to
45:34
the this is like the emo face this makes
45:37
me look like i'm about to go through my
45:38
emo phase
45:40
right number one right i want you to i
45:42
want you to listen you get now
45:44
i'm gonna be dedicating these number one
45:46
number whatever right you get to decide
45:48
but i'm going to call in after this that
45:49
it's whatever it is so this is number
45:51
one
45:53
move your face that's number one there's
45:56
like 10 of these [ __ ] things
45:58
uh let me see which one's in oh no
46:00
there's not there's like two but that
46:01
was stacked on top of each other
46:03
this one's going on let's call the
46:05
council the court of sims
46:07
the court yes that's funny no there's a
46:10
sim
46:10
council like it's just that's the the
46:13
sim council is pretty cool
46:15
there's only like two more of these but
46:18
there are it's a bow
46:19
also i could make decisions
46:24
yes yeah you could yeah you can you're
46:26
not going to make any decisions that are
46:28
yeah okay they are they they literally
46:30
be illuminati aren't they
46:32
oh my god finn they're called yeah
46:33
they're called they're like chokers how
46:35
[ __ ] that hurts okay
46:38
that was number two all right go offer
46:41
ali's like
46:42
alex is too powerful for this [ __ ] man
46:44
he's too powerful
46:46
jesus ally dude everybody's the biggest
46:49
until i get my money let's fill the
46:52
goals and pull together strong
46:54
until i can get my money hold on what
46:56
mafia samuel
46:58
what samuel
47:01
what mafia are you a part of something
47:03
wish i was a skinny girl like you
47:08
i'm not that skinny my guy i'm like i'm
47:10
like normal dude size
47:12
but it's dude set like this one's okay
47:14
what about this one guys
47:15
when's the jesus by the way thanks
47:17
thanks for 50 dollars for me samuel
47:19
also what matthew are you a part of like
47:22
what mafia you're a part of my guy
47:24
right three this is number three it's
47:26
got like a love heart thing i don't know
47:28
what i can bear
47:29
my screen's like dark as fact uh because
47:31
i didn't want it like out putting that
47:32
much heat
47:33
so okay that's number three right
47:37
number two is like a bow thing number
47:39
three is that one the first one was
47:41
basically a leash with a heart with a
47:44
black heart on it
47:45
this one looks way more bdsm i'm not
47:48
gonna lie
47:49
catch up host me five
47:52
[Music]
47:58
dude the bankrupt samuel i want to see
48:01
your exploits put into a movie son
48:03
hold on we're not done yet there is more
48:05
i know you guys are already voting but
48:06
what what the [ __ ] is this one though
48:08
what the [ __ ] is this one though what
48:10
the [ __ ] is this one it's like your
48:12
holes
48:12
plotting they're cracking the egg master
48:14
plan dude there's gonna be like a uh
48:16
so this number what this number four
48:19
this is number four
48:20
okay it's got like holes in it it's
48:21
basically like silver
48:23
holes in the thing it's okay it looks
48:26
kind of strange but it's interesting the
48:28
council is going to be just sitting
48:30
there going like right
48:31
stage one stage one we get finn to like
48:34
uh do the photo shoot or some [ __ ] stage
48:36
two
48:37
uh something else stage two we like burn
48:40
his guy clothes i don't know
48:42
but thanks mandolin hey hey pandola
48:45
what's up man
48:46
um i want to see the sims the city
48:49
council's master plan
48:50
or that's probably something i'm not
48:51
allowed to see yeah
48:53
if i could thanks for the fight
49:14
oh
49:23
[Music]
49:27
number three was this one the one like
49:29
lufthansa
49:31
and then yeah the the fourth one you
49:33
mean with the holes in it that one yeah
49:34
that one's not that yeah that one's
49:35
pretty bad
49:36
all right this one's number five it's
49:37
just regular black choco there you go
49:40
that's number five look get that off my
49:41
neck okay
49:43
they're actually kind of config right
49:44
now we do a poll all right
49:46
if i hope you guys can remember your
49:48
remember what you likes all right
49:50
two or five one five one
49:54
three five three a lot of people saying
49:57
three okay i'm gonna do a poll
49:59
or some can someone else do a poll
50:00
should i do a call okay i'll do a ball
50:03
okay my longest uh oh [ __ ] i hate dude i
50:06
can't type with these nails
50:08
you kind of see me [ __ ] like ah okay
50:11
are you purposefully starting to put in
50:13
practice for being on your
50:24
knees
50:31
no see i know you'd want that to be a
50:34
sub goal
50:35
or a donation goal but it's not going to
50:36
work out
50:39
it'd have to be a high-ass donation girl
50:41
or some girl
50:43
uh responses like [ __ ] i need to get
50:46
so much gosh darn money
50:48
the money so much i'm not doing or maybe
50:52
uh responses right one iconic can i even
50:55
put number five oh my god there's five
50:57
options that i'm allowed to put
50:59
there we go chokers which one which
51:01
choker do you want start whole let's go
51:04
let's go thanks for inviting me to the
51:06
subs
51:10
okay ow okay i'm just gonna deal with
51:12
that
51:14
not my favorite position on earth
51:17
considering when you sit down everything
51:18
kind of writes up
51:20
so that's fun chocolate gravy thank you
51:22
oh
51:23
was that for a tweet was that with
51:24
twitch prime it was
51:26
amen did you know you can sing your
51:28
amazon account you can get a free twitch
51:29
prime
51:30
your free money take it off of holy [ __ ]
51:33
makeup is so expensive i spent 100 bucks
51:36
yesterday
51:37
but only 60 bucks on clothes today
51:41
but here's another 100 bucks on
51:43
crossdressing lmao
51:47
dude think about many uh
52:03
get it i'm gonna next time i'm gonna do
52:04
a competition with taylor plan he's so
52:06
dead oh my god three one by like okay
52:10
what was second place actually i'm
52:11
interested
52:12
one and okay it was three and one okay
52:15
three two three three wins three was
52:17
this one okay cool
52:18
that in all fairness this is probably
52:19
the most interesting one out of the
52:20
group so that's
52:22
you know fine find council of regular
52:25
people that are on this
52:26
elite sim council you make a good choice
52:28
except this one like
52:29
got a buckle on the back so this is
52:31
going to be fun
52:32
dude it's either going to be real loose
52:34
or real [ __ ] tight
52:37
okay this is fine okay oh [ __ ]
52:39
[Music]
52:42
oh my god isabella thanks so much for
52:44
[ __ ] subzero
52:48
wait is that the first time you give
52:49
good subs thank you michael welcome to
52:51
the lesbian guy
52:52
all right there go there go you like yes
52:55
we did looks nice it is very very good
52:57
wait where's the there's a little heart
52:58
somewhere that's supposed to be on top
53:00
of it
53:00
okay wait wait wait wait wait wait
53:03
[Music]
53:05
[ __ ] one come here okay tender blade
53:08
never dies
53:09
yeah when techno blades in a [ __ ]
53:11
elytra killing everyone yeah he doesn't
53:12
die that often
53:14
rotate your heart facing up there we go
53:16
i think i did it
53:19
nice that's actually a pretty decent one
53:22
wig okay should we do a wig should we do
53:25
a wiggle over here
53:26
we do wig because i haven't actually
53:28
seen what these are like
53:29
it's from a company that i wouldn't say
53:31
but like there are decent companies for
53:33
it
53:33
sometimes some of them are great some of
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them are real bad some of them was the
53:38
one
53:38
same company that did the beldar fiend
53:40
work that i did uh it was
53:42
okay the color was fine the actual wig
53:45
was real bad though
53:47
okay oh is there a [ __ ] licensing
53:50
agreement that i've got here okay
53:54
oh
54:01
are you really trying to hit this sub
54:03
good lord happy code spark
54:05
and sparxy thanks so much for the sub
54:08
wig cat
54:08
[ __ ] okay let me see what this actually
54:11
looks like out of the
54:12
packaging first
54:16
i'm scared i'm scared
54:20
wait is that two no okay this looks
54:23
pretty similar
54:24
to my one not gonna lie did they send me
54:26
my wig
54:28
they did did they do they sent me mine
54:30
it looks so
54:32
s it's not wait no it's not the same one
54:36
is it it's so similar
54:40
my dude is so similar what the [ __ ]
54:44
it legitimately just looks like my work
54:47
with like it's a weird like bang it's
54:50
got weird like
54:51
bang stuff i need a hair brush my guy
54:54
this is like
54:55
real tangly and [ __ ] but like it looks
54:58
like mine
54:59
like it looks like sorry it looks like a
55:00
brown one but i usually whoa where
55:02
thanks whims holy [ __ ]
55:03
thanks for the thank gifted subs wins
55:07
yeah it looks like the brown one i'm
55:08
kind of brushing this real bad but like
55:11
holy [ __ ] [ __ ] pugs congrats to the
55:14
10 people that just goes
55:15
congratulations 20 people gifted some
55:18
reborn thank you for giving 10 seconds
55:21
oh my god reborn thank you wait wait no
55:25
re i said i read this reborn
55:26
but i saw the i saw the um the r uh
55:29
annoying reborn
55:31
reap sorry wait it is reborn it's a
55:33
rebound it is reborn reborn from um nice
55:36
eggs broken craze just subscribed hey
55:39
hey
55:39
my two months hey you just got a new sub
55:42
badge oh yeah i need to add like
55:44
uh i need to add things that only like
55:46
tier 2 subs can do
55:48
like what if i locked makeup check for
55:50
any like
55:51
uh only for uh for subscribers or
55:55
something like that that'd be kind of
55:56
funny
55:57
i get less people complaining i get less
55:59
people saying do makeup check when i'm
56:00
dressed as boy within frick i can't do
56:03
makeup jack dressed as boy
56:04
okay should i actually try and wear this
56:06
okay i'm gonna go into the other room
56:08
and i'm gonna try and actually put this
56:09
on
56:10
it doesn't look bad it looks kind of
56:12
okay
56:14
you know i'm kind of surprised because
56:15
whenever someone sends me a wig it looks
56:16
like garbage
56:20
uh okay i've like kind of tried to make
56:24
it look
56:24
okay all right [ __ ] it let's go try the
56:27
song
56:28
be a beat
56:37
how do my knees hurt so bad
56:54
oh my heck open this dude i left my
56:57
knife in the room another open a thing
57:02
this hurts my fingers so much
57:31
oh no the council has decided that the
57:35
council of regular people shall be
57:37
called the chat
57:49
[Music]
57:51
shut the [ __ ] up like my dude
57:55
there
58:02
oh i don't know i don't know who said
58:05
that but
58:05
oh you're so dead when i'm done with
58:07
this oh
58:09
you will feel the raptor finster my god
58:18
as soon as i'm back in that room
58:20
buckaroo you're screw
58:47
ah yeah this could largely benefit from
58:50
uh
58:50
from some packing hair brush
58:57
but i think it could look pretty okay
59:01
wow this is a weird like this is kind of
59:04
like whoa wait wait this is kind of neat
59:07
no idea how this is going to look on
59:09
camera you should wear meat powder
59:11
or on your knees for a long time sorry i
59:14
love you
59:17
hold up i'm gonna [ __ ] be i want to
59:19
read who donated that
59:20
so i can destroy you with facts and
59:23
logic
59:24
roses are red i don't like somebody send
59:27
this man some knee pads
59:38
i want to know this information it's
59:40
like
59:42
it's like
59:51
ow
59:55
this looks so long
60:01
oh
60:07
wait i just realized i could 100 like
60:10
get headphones and plug them into the
60:12
laptop i recognize bluetooth but look
60:14
hold on one second you ready you ready
60:15
you ready ready bam
60:18
no [ __ ] i forgot that time
60:21
that okay hold on let me go like close
60:23
to the camera so you're actually gonna
60:24
see
60:26
oh it's kind of okay to be honest it's
60:28
like it could be better but it's like
60:30
not bad can we keep do we keep what do
60:33
we know
60:34
can we keep or do enough yes
60:54
until you forget about when you used to
60:56
wear boys
60:58
clothes all right let me uh
61:01
before i look at the before chat seems
61:03
to say should we call a rose by any
61:05
other name
61:15
[Music]
61:23
hold on uh i'm going to try and find
61:24
right through my headphones and see if i
61:26
can connect them to the laptop
61:28
because it kind of would be pretty cool
61:39
oh [ __ ] wait what did it just connect to
61:43
i turned on bluetooth headphones i just
61:44
connected something and i don't know
61:45
what it connects to
61:47
[Music]
61:48
one sec probably this
61:52
yep definitely that okay hold on let me
61:55
tweak some settings
61:59
okay yeah oh big man like
62:03
right does this actually look better
62:05
than
62:06
i don't know if that looks better or not
62:08
[Music]
62:10
yeah [ __ ] it who knows 500 oh god what
62:13
new meme is this that you're saying 500
62:16
500 okay let me find what the [ __ ] mean
62:19
what 400 dollars what
62:22
dude my tucking is not going very well
62:32
ally
62:36
[ __ ] what the [ __ ]
62:41
oh my [ __ ] god dude whenever i leave
62:45
why is it i leave every time when you do
62:47
this
62:53
by the way check your p.o box next week
62:56
for a big box to ha
62:57
oh [ __ ] okay i mean it depends when you
63:00
send it because i've got a few
63:01
but okay jesus christ i'm so down
63:05
i'm i do need i do need uh sugar daddies
63:08
wait hold on since council's still uh
63:10
deliberating on breaking the egg
63:13
good i'm still glad i'm glad you haven't
63:15
yet got a plan
63:16
uh i kind of like this wig i don't like
63:18
it dude
63:19
i'm not even lying i can't like it
63:20
better hi from the council
63:25
wait he's on the couch revenge is like i
63:26
just realized yeah women's got all the
63:29
dude what the [ __ ] this is like some
63:31
pavlovian [ __ ] like every time i do
63:33
something to make myself more feminine i
63:35
get money
63:36
guys this isn't good is this part of the
63:38
[ __ ] sim council plan
63:40
[ __ ] wait what what
63:56
oh oh no i forgot that i set that as a
63:59
donation goal
64:02
ah 30 days
64:06
starting from when now starting from
64:09
when
64:11
oh [ __ ] i mean i am an address so i
64:14
guess that counts
64:16
[ __ ] why
64:22
now okay good well i'm in it now i mean
64:24
i'm in dress
64:25
good dangerous one god [ __ ] okay
64:29
i guess we stuck does this count as a
64:31
full day i'm gonna say this counts as
64:32
one as one day so
64:33
31st so right so by the by the next
64:37
31st wait is does the next month just
64:40
august up 31 days oh [ __ ]
64:44
yo hey [ __ ] you shook your attention
64:47
thanks for [ __ ]
64:49
ah [ __ ] let me read the goddamn let me
64:51
read ali's message again
64:52
i want to know what it says hold on
64:56
my thoughts are to keep hitting goals
64:58
until you forget about why you used to
64:59
wear boys clothes
65:02
yeah congratulations it's now 30 days
65:05
they go you get a month of me
65:06
also doing this
65:10
you always underestimate our power
65:14
um you just said the wrong thing you
65:16
just said the wrong thing john
65:18
you said the wrong thing john uh right
65:23
i don't you just said the wrong thing
65:24
john you said the wrong thing john
65:29
john you just said the wrong thing john
65:31
you just said the wrong [ __ ] thing
65:33
thanks mr gandalf for for the five
65:35
gifted subs
65:36
johnny just said the wrong thing john
65:39
that was the wrong thing you just said
65:41
let me show you why uh
65:45
[ __ ] you this is why [ __ ] you i don't
65:48
know what it's for yet
65:49
but that's the [ __ ] sub-goal oh you
65:51
always underestimate us
65:52
ah and i'll suck my your left
65:56
butt i don't know i have two butts
65:58
apparently
66:00
oh [ __ ] paddle line thanks better line
66:02
thanks to 10 gifted subs
66:05
jesus christ yeah scam there's nothing
66:08
it's even for i haven't set one yet i
66:11
haven't figured out what it's going to
66:12
be yet
66:13
but i don't know what it's going to be
66:14
but it's thanksgiving is everyone's plan
66:16
i think
66:16
pavlovian training is everyone's plan
66:20
well god damn it
66:24
yeah a little bit maybe we should start
66:25
putting on more makeup that would be
66:27
that would be really good eh
66:29
10k proof job how much do you think of
66:32
google costs 10 more than 10k just to do
66:35
all right 10k why does everyone want
66:38
that
66:38
dude i don't know what the next sub go i
66:39
don't know what this sub goal is but
66:41
it's gonna be 10k because
66:42
[ __ ] you that's why you're older you
66:44
underestimate us i don't care
66:46
i don't care and i don't get
66:49
i'm finally thinking no it's not gonna
66:52
be dead
66:53
it's not gonna be that okay 30 days is
66:56
after girl week
66:57
don't scam no
67:02
really [ __ ] so we're doing like oh
67:06
god
67:10
you really you want the heck in
67:15
[Music]
67:21
[Music]
67:25
yes dude i've never wanted anything more
67:28
and sent some pics already to dm
67:30
dude if you send me one of them i've
67:32
never wanted anything more in my entire
67:33
life that's like a childhood dream
67:35
holy [ __ ] would you today oh my god
67:37
slowly
67:40
don't lose
67:50
yeah everyone wants me to do something
67:52
like trying to right
67:54
i'm not gonna get a boob job okay listen
67:59
right send me one send me an assassin's
68:01
creed dagger send me an assassin's creed
68:03
like shushing
68:04
some council is it that is it they can
68:07
throw you back down
68:10
fine don't abuse the sims on the council
68:12
i'm not abusing the sense of the council
68:14
i mean i am just saying that [ __ ] you
68:16
i'm not gonna hit a
68:18
right more money sweetie you are such
68:20
cute
68:21
jesus christ thank you in fact thank you
68:24
though thanks for being my sugar mama
68:26
i'm just kidding miss kiss did he
68:27
pronounce that miss kiss it sounds like
68:29
it's both
68:31
nah not god you look like you wreak of
68:34
grandma
68:35
[Music]
68:36
perfume
68:38
now i'm wearing a [ __ ] choker what
68:40
does your grandma do in her free time
68:43
like dude is it bad but i kind of like
68:45
this hair
68:47
better than the other one all right i'm
68:49
not even [ __ ] kidding like it kind of
68:51
like actually looks like my hair if i
68:52
grew it out
68:53
that's so weird that's so cool
68:57
uh anyway uh
69:00
you see all right i will cutie dude send
69:03
me one of those things i will set this
69:04
up i will set this donation goal to be
69:06
burn guy clothes i'm not even kidding if
69:09
you send me one of those i would love
69:11
that
69:12
i would cherish that [ __ ] assassin's
69:14
creed shin thing forever
69:16
are you planning on growing out your
69:18
natural hair as well
69:20
no more wigs i mean i'm not planning on
69:23
going out to this length but i'm
69:24
already growing it out go on do it do it
69:28
burn like wait oh god i just wanna say
69:32
you've called me
69:38
sorry zoro uh sorry john oh
69:41
sorry i keep getting wrong sorry uh
69:44
samuel yeah
69:52
dude if you haven't played assassin's
69:53
creed you're not getting is this i
69:55
played brotherhood for like
69:56
[ __ ] three years i never got bored of
69:59
it it was so good
70:01
in fact i played the newer one and it
70:03
wasn't good and i just went back to
70:04
playing brotherhood again it's so much
70:06
better
70:07
i dude it's me this is making me
70:08
nostalgic i just want to play
70:10
the hidden light yes sorry no the
70:11
shushing i just want to play assassin's
70:13
creed brotherhood again
70:18
right [ __ ] what do you want it to be
70:22
oh wait oh thanks
70:26
no no
70:30
no this isn't going to happen
70:34
no
70:37
no was that zen
70:40
okay we finally come out
70:44
yeah i'll make a fake coming out video
70:47
right
70:51
oh [ __ ] isabella thanks savelle
70:55
a breast enlargement costs about 5k
70:59
yeah i'm not gonna do i'm not gonna get
71:01
breast implants i'll do a poll for
71:03
whether
71:04
it's gonna be like the girl voice i'll
71:06
actually try i mean i was planning on
71:07
doing the girl voice anyway i was
71:08
planning on learning it
71:10
like i was planning on already learning
71:11
the girl voice so it's not even like
71:14
i don't feel right like charging money
71:16
for that you know what i mean because i
71:17
was planning on doing it anyway i'm just
71:18
not good at it yet
71:19
i can't just do it you know
71:20
[Music]
71:22
she'll like shall i do it should i i'll
71:24
do a poll if you give me another
71:26
good one i'll do another i'll set a poll
71:27
for it
71:30
10k no no no boy clothes for a year
71:33
holy [ __ ] check discord dm
71:38
okay i mean i can't even check it on
71:40
here hold on what's that
71:42
uh what's give me another like good one
71:44
for uh
71:45
to do a poll for i'm already getting
71:48
lucky
71:49
it's about hey thanks for having me
71:51
isabella thank you my god that way i
71:53
already called that one out it's so
71:54
delayed
71:56
egg wait what egg girl voice please like
72:00
me girl i already do that
72:02
uh oh wait a duck
72:08
apparently i am not a mega sim here is
72:12
my application
72:14
oh [ __ ]
72:17
what the [ __ ]
72:23
oh my god dude
72:29
dude imagine coming into a [ __ ] job
72:31
application
72:32
you slap down a stack and a half and you
72:35
going give me
72:36
i'm let me in this is my application can
72:38
it be something that you can do
72:40
holy [ __ ] could be something i do in
72:42
public oh
72:44
it depends i'm already going shopping
72:45
with ruby at some point i've put a good
72:47
amount i put i spent
72:48
a thousand six hundred dollars pounds
72:50
even so like two thousand dollars
72:52
in a live stream backpack by the way fun
72:54
fact didn't realize how much that cost
72:56
plus it's like a hundred dollars a month
72:58
for internet
72:58
so don't ever say i'm just taking this
73:00
money and pocketing it i'm paying i'm
73:02
doing stuff for streams so there's that
73:04
but i'm do [ __ ] i do it everyone
73:06
donation gold showed me two
73:09
stages i can try drag queen makeup
73:14
let go i mean i'll do okay right i'll do
73:18
that's a pretty good one
73:19
jesus christ and get a tattoo like me
73:24
of me all right sam gets a tattoo of
73:27
uh of me i get a tattoo of sam uh okay
73:31
let me do a poll real quick create a
73:32
poll okay
73:35
10k uh [ __ ] hold on
73:38
i can't type what's that one say okay
73:42
there's like a year of um there's a year
73:44
of like mobile clothes and then there's
73:46
uh dragons donations
73:50
do a drag though verify the big donation
73:53
zenge now dude zen's donated a lot
73:56
before
73:57
not even kidding
74:00
right bump it up an extra 15k
74:05
and let's get this bikini walk going
74:07
already
74:08
no no no
74:12
right okay
74:17
i'm not i'm [ __ ] i do typing this out so
74:19
bad so dumb
74:26
okay
74:30
right what was the other way okay what
74:31
was the other one that i was gonna do
74:33
introduce rosie lavers that's a funny
74:36
one
74:39
wait hey i don't know if i could film
74:42
that though i feel like everyone's just
74:43
uncomfortable on camera you know what i
74:44
mean
74:45
uh i don't know what the something in
74:47
public would be though
74:49
i don't know what to do it does dude
74:51
[ __ ] it i can't get over the facts
74:52
anger's back zany you disappeared for
74:54
this long what the [ __ ] happened and
74:56
then you're like
74:57
okay you know what that this is giving
75:00
zen bars to fill up and that's always a
75:01
bad plan
75:06
ten thousand dollars no no goal get your
75:10
next legal id
75:11
photo taken as rose
75:14
i don't think you're legally allowed to
75:16
do that
75:17
wait are you i don't think you're
75:19
allowed to do that to like make yourself
75:21
that
75:22
indistinguishable in an id i feel like
75:24
that might be illegal
75:27
hold on wait i've got this up in japan
75:32
bikini stream at the beach in the usa
75:35
when kovid dies down uh
75:38
okay you know what here's what i'm gonna
75:40
do i'm gonna everyone wants something in
75:42
the bikini i'm gonna do
75:43
bikini street mk2 bikini stream mark two
75:46
drag makeup no guy clothes for [ __ ]
75:48
i didn't make it a year because as much
75:50
as 10k sounds
75:51
it is far less than what the original
75:53
donation girl was for
75:55
like uh what was like um i didn't hear
75:58
why people keep calling you
76:00
or an egg who are clearly not because
76:02
eggs gets laid
76:03
oh suck oh wow you little
76:06
you little [ __ ] you little [ __ ]
76:10
wait hold on can i cancel that [ __ ]
76:14
i'm gonna cancel it i'm gonna cancel it
76:15
one sec oh no i can't get it [ __ ] it i
76:17
can't cancel the pull why am i so dumb
76:20
oh my god wait
76:23
wait wait wait wait wait i'm gonna do a
76:26
new poll i'm not actually looking at the
76:27
results of the poll
76:30
assassin's creed brotherhood is my
76:32
favorite game ever it is it's so much
76:34
good it's so good
76:35
it's over 15 times uh i can't say chat
76:38
so i'm not gonna spoil it dude that's
76:42
it i'm so glad it sounds good brother
76:44
had to say it's okay
76:46
i'm gonna make a
76:55
um okay i wanted to add another one in
76:58
which was actually like
76:59
find a specialist that does like girl
77:01
voice training you get there that'd be
77:02
kind of funny
77:03
right i'm not going to look at the
77:05
result of the poll
77:07
i'm just going to add a new part because
77:08
my poll covers everything
77:10
okay i mean it's going to be the same
77:12
thing so i'm going to add one thing
77:14
uh
77:33
[Music]
77:39
[Applause]
77:40
okay [ __ ] bro and then heck in
77:44
uh
77:52
okay [ __ ] mk2 and then what's the
77:55
other one drag yeah
77:56
drag [ __ ] drag day
77:59
drag day all right tekken just dragster
78:04
i'm gonna call if i do i'm gonna caught
78:06
you okay i don't know which one's gonna
78:07
be the most popular
78:08
i'm actually gonna open a po box package
78:11
while you're voting on it because number
78:12
one my knees could use a break
78:14
uh don't i want no jokes about that
78:17
by the way number two oh my god
78:22
i wanted to uh i don't wanna i wanna be
78:24
surprised with the answer
78:26
i feel like if i was gonna estimate it i
78:29
feel like you guys
78:30
are gonna choose the last one or
78:34
the no guy close one
78:37
but i feel like it's probably gonna be
78:39
the last one
78:41
for something like i don't know
78:44
[Music]
78:46
who won which one won the first time
78:49
oh [ __ ] so some more for the [ __ ]
78:54
i feel like that yeah he'll do a voice
78:56
anyway yeah
78:58
is it a scam [ __ ] i'm gonna do this if
79:01
it's the if the voice one wins i'll do
79:02
the uh
79:03
my favorites and did you check the
79:05
discord my w a s
79:07
t picking attention i feel so bad if the
79:11
voice won't move
79:12
if the voice one wins i'll do the second
79:13
most popular one
79:15
which is just subscribed because i'm
79:18
gonna do the voicemail
79:34
wait which one do you want to do okay
79:37
which one do you want to do
79:38
because i feel like i'm already going to
79:40
do the the girl boy song i can already
79:42
get it professionally to do that
79:43
actually
79:43
oh [ __ ] 10k i feel bad deleting the main
79:46
youtube channel and thank you
79:58
[ __ ] you i mean oh yeah i mean yeah
80:01
thank you sorry i'm more reading chat
80:05
uh both okay i'd feel bad charging
80:08
ten thousand dollars to just like do
80:10
something i could do anyway
80:13
the clothes both i'll do but [ __ ] i mean
80:16
they're both saying yeah okay all right
80:19
all right all right
80:21
all right right
80:24
how much is [ __ ] hold on how much okay
80:37
i'm thinking about it okay
80:40
all right [ __ ] it [ __ ] it
80:44
i'll give you this one i'll give you
80:46
this one because to be honest everyone's
80:47
been very nice to me so far
80:49
everyone's been hecking doing uh oh [ __ ]
80:52
i don't know what that was i don't know
80:53
what the donut was i'm just gonna set it
80:54
to 1650. i think that's more than what
80:57
it was but yeah
80:59
okay fine
81:03
pro voice okay [ __ ] it
81:07
guy oh [ __ ] guy
81:10
clothes be gone um
81:16
plus voice [ __ ]
81:20
plus voice there we go dude it's so
81:23
shitty typing with nails i'm trying to
81:24
make this very council unanimously voted
81:27
no boys clothes
81:29
okay yeah [ __ ]
81:33
uh god damn all right um what's
81:36
that what's the date today oh eight
81:39
i'll give you a month i'll give you a
81:41
month you've only got a month to do this
81:44
you've only got a month last one took
81:45
ages you've only got a month
81:47
we did it don't know goal's been set i'm
81:49
going to open up a thing
81:50
the council voted no voice clothes
81:54
how am i not surprised how am i not
81:56
surprised
81:57
that's what you voted for by the way oh
81:59
[ __ ] i really need to like
82:01
shift that like that line around
82:05
okay i'm going to shift over as well all
82:08
right so
82:10
i'm going to move this okay how much for
82:12
a naval piercing dude those basically
82:14
sound like they suck
82:15
so badly because they're like no no
82:18
spacings
82:18
seem like they suck because i wore one
82:20
and it just feels like
82:22
you've got something in your nose and
82:23
you want to like pick you know something
82:24
a month
82:25
is too easy and you missed my last
82:27
message a month is not easy
82:30
wait what did i miss hold on i missed
82:32
black flag and brotherhood were my
82:33
favorites
82:34
and i and did you check facebook i
82:35
wasn't paying attention i wasn't paying
82:37
attention to the donuts so i guess we're
82:39
even
82:39
[ __ ] i love you too by the way thanks
82:41
for the 30 i was i was stressing so i
82:44
didn't quite get that so more for the
82:46
goal thanks
82:47
no problem [ __ ] goddammit hammers here
82:50
god no hold on wait hannah's here by the
82:54
way how much is if he's not in the sim
82:56
council he probably should be um hamas
82:58
here zanger's here or zenga was here i
83:01
don't know if he's still here
83:02
that'd be [ __ ] scary ally's here if
83:06
only like adria
83:07
the [ __ ] death metal fat cat says
83:09
samuel said all of the players all of
83:11
the big players
83:12
oh my god this is not great this is not
83:14
a good sign for me
83:16
what's that [ __ ] simpsons meme
83:18
chuckles
83:31
also may i suggest a belly button
83:33
piercing
83:34
no you may not no you definitely may not
83:38
that's like the what did like jonas get
83:40
in on
83:42
david dobrik's vlog that's that
83:45
okay wait samuel did you kill me
83:49
unless you changed my mind oh yeah i
83:51
said
83:53
oh that's sick what nah
83:56
[ __ ]
84:01
jesus christ really by the way
84:04
he's okay i i'm at least real happy
84:06
about this
84:07
by the way thank you black magic no boy
84:09
clothes until you're 65
84:11
until i retire 65's retirement age in
84:14
the uk that's a great plan
84:16
okay uh what's this dude look how
84:20
[ __ ]
84:20
badass this [ __ ] looks hold on let me
84:22
show you look how [ __ ]
84:25
look how badass the [ __ ] looks look
84:27
about as this [ __ ] looks this is what uh
84:29
that's what he wants to send me and i
84:31
can't really tell if you can see this
84:32
very well or not no
84:33
that's like right like
84:36
okay
84:39
look how [ __ ] cool that looks hold on
84:42
look how cool that looks
84:46
is this gonna like if i move my camera
84:48
there and then go
84:50
is that gonna focus better i can't
84:52
actually tell if i was out of focus this
84:54
entire time or not
84:56
also i'm gonna close this window because
84:57
through those clothes away
84:59
not going to happen buckaroo not going
85:01
to happen buckaroo
85:03
it's never going to happen there's no
85:04
way it's going to be [ __ ] like 10 000
85:07
of a donation in a month all right
85:10
oh [ __ ] please don't fall
85:14
together
85:18
i'm not gonna do a [ __ ] belly button
85:22
okay do you have some kind of wish list
85:25
uh
85:26
of outfits that you want to buy if not
85:28
the city council should go get that
85:29
you should get on that sorry i don't
85:32
have a wish list of outfits anyway i've
85:33
got a wish list of random like
85:36
computer components
85:41
dude shikiyo is the [ __ ] thanks by
85:45
the way holy [ __ ]
85:46
by the way shikyo is the strangest
85:48
donator i've ever had
85:50
he doesn't say anything weird but that's
85:52
because i've never seen him talk
85:54
he doesn't send notification he doesn't
85:56
put a he doesn't put text through for
85:58
text to speech
85:59
he doesn't [ __ ] he doesn't he doesn't
86:02
talk
86:03
he just donates a ton of money and i
86:05
don't know where it comes from
86:06
what the [ __ ] okay
86:09
i mean i'll take it but like what the
86:11
[ __ ] okay
86:12
um okay i got a good box just woke up
86:17
and still
86:18
really tired but we got a stream
86:28
have a good day have a good day okay
86:31
uh right next pr
86:35
by the way thank you mistake that's so
86:37
nice i'm glad that you could make it
86:38
through one of the streams mystic all
86:40
right
86:40
fbo stuff what the [ __ ] are you are
86:43
those chokers
86:44
no oh god really uh right
86:48
from gloomy i hope all this fits and
86:51
works with other clothes you have if not
86:53
shrugs
86:53
let's get it from blooming okay
86:57
i gotta wait no i was gonna throw that
86:59
away only times when you reach half the
87:01
goal of the ten grand
87:03
no hell no
87:06
hell no where'd you get that wig i don't
87:08
know someone
87:10
sent it to me i thought i'd be building
87:12
a desk today it turns out we're doing
87:13
everything
87:16
oh [ __ ] look at that it's like look at
87:18
that it's like tie-dye
87:19
i don't know what it is but it's tie-dye
87:23
what is it uh where uh plus size
87:27
really ouch well there's anything wrong
87:30
with being plus-sized but
87:32
yeah okay
87:37
in all fairness i guess i am plus-sized
87:40
women
87:41
but that is only because listen have you
87:42
ever seen me next to a woman
87:44
they're tiny they're like that big
87:45
compared to me that's because i'm made
87:47
up of
87:48
all manly man muscles my entire body is
87:51
a muscle
87:52
i'm like a gut down worm or a snake it's
87:54
i have no bones
87:55
all muscles because i'm giant i broke a
87:58
guinness world record for how many
87:59
muscles a human being can have
88:02
oh [ __ ] it's like a dress dude this
88:04
feels so soft holy [ __ ]
88:06
if nothing else that's gonna be dope for
88:08
like pajama
88:09
wait these are this is actually kind of
88:11
like really short oh is it a shirt
88:13
if it's a dress it's really short
88:14
offensive stuff is my job
88:17
yeah okay that's so dope man i'm gonna
88:21
fold that up
88:22
as well as i can fold up a piece of item
88:25
but
88:25
i can't fault thank you so much and
88:27
there's more in the box by the way
88:30
okay this is all just chinese i have no
88:32
idea what it says
88:34
heck pink gaming chat
88:37
yes big damage i read it before it came
88:40
out
88:41
your socks hella gross they're so gross
88:44
dude
88:44
i forgot dude okay there's a reason why
88:46
they're gross they're spare socks
88:48
because i was working in a garage with
88:49
woodworking stuff and they're so gross
88:51
i'm sorry i'm sorry
88:54
oh
89:08
let me message you on this culture what
89:11
is this
89:12
what is this i don't know what this is
89:15
this seems like a shirt but it's also
89:16
not
89:17
like there's a strap here that like
89:18
clearly your legs go through like i
89:20
guess
89:21
or something or no is it does it spit
89:23
around your body like
89:25
what is this i'm so confused next
89:27
donation gold assassin creed rose
89:29
cosplay
89:30
i'm so down uh also can someone tell me
89:33
what this is
89:34
or how you wear this item at all how do
89:36
you wear this it goes across your waist
89:38
right that's what i thought but it
89:40
doesn't look that way just got off
89:42
work what i missed unless it's like that
89:44
almost like that i guess i don't know
89:46
what i'll have better but i'll say it
89:47
too holy [ __ ]
89:49
dude if sanger wait literally everyone's
89:52
here
89:53
the whole brand's here oh my god
89:55
everything all this stuff
90:00
that's pretty good actually i lifted a
90:01
giant washing machine and it's pretty
90:03
good
90:04
look at that look at this [ __ ] [ __ ]
90:06
man
90:09
oh jesus battle
90:12
thanks fernando totally [ __ ] thanks
90:16
for the 25 subs
90:17
hugs dude congrats to everyone that just
90:19
got some subs nice
90:21
uh okay i also got a bunch of different
90:25
chokers but i feel like you guys are
90:27
pretty happy with the one i've gone now
90:28
but a bunch of different chokers i've
90:30
got one i've got this one before
90:31
actually i've got this one i own this
90:33
one i don't know
90:34
something nice nice i'm going to put
90:37
that down together
90:40
[ __ ] thanks for joining us
90:43
every time i look i'm like oh god please
90:45
don't be a giant donation
90:47
please don't be like more than three
90:49
dollars i'm trying to address myself but
90:51
i'm really having a hard time not long
90:53
and your
90:53
eye chromosomes will start to show
90:55
through your rose persona
90:58
might as well protect your assets and
91:00
start your actual
91:01
transition also any advice on where to
91:04
get wigs
91:05
asking for a friend uh pretty much
91:08
anywhere that's all of you
91:09
also i've worked myself into a spot
91:11
where i cannot get up from this without
91:12
using my underwear so
91:14
give me a second while i turn my face
91:16
camera for a minute and stand up
91:18
cause if i ever meet you i will show you
91:21
stuff with archery course it's a very
91:23
awesome sport and then i'll be able to
91:25
assassinate somebody
91:27
again tomorrow after a few months
91:42
right now i don't really have a good
91:44
option for anything else
91:46
okay oh sorry very sorry you don't get
91:49
to see my underwear
91:51
right weird underscoring tacky two just
91:56
absolutely
91:59
thanks okay i just realized by the way
92:01
fun fact i can change the position of
92:03
all these lights
92:04
uh and i could just look i made the case
92:08
for a month a month
92:12
dude well i just realized well
92:14
technically if we hit this it's
92:16
technically like all female underwear
92:17
for like
92:18
six [ __ ] that's not good
92:24
uh wait where's my app okay what's this
92:27
what's this
92:27
darkness wait that's the wrong word
92:32
uh where is it darkness
92:36
that's so cool lightness that's so
92:40
cool look i make it blue my room's blue
92:42
now
92:43
wait that actually looks more white i'll
92:45
send you the one i ordered because it
92:47
takes a long time to make and [ __ ] but
92:49
you do
92:50
that how to do an assassin's creed rose
92:53
cosplay and good news it just arrived
92:55
just for to pick
92:57
better dude it was better than send it
92:59
plus order a new one
93:01
okay that makes it look kind of weird
93:03
i'm gonna like it makes it look darker
93:05
when it's like that
93:06
that i think that's good there you go
93:08
this is actually kind of nice
93:11
dude i won that assassin's creed thing
93:13
so badly by the way sam
93:14
i'm just i'll send you the one i ordered
93:16
because it takes so long to get okay
93:19
dude wait it's custom well hold on how
93:20
much how much is this thing by the way
93:23
there you go do you have a chair you can
93:25
use so you're not on the floor
93:27
i have a couch uh
93:30
do i have a chair probably not
93:34
i'm kind of looking for one i can't
93:35
remember if i had one oh i remember what
93:37
i was gonna do hold on
93:43
can i get a chair no but i can
93:46
or i can make floor cat a lot happier
93:49
here
93:52
dude i got for the first time my entire
93:55
life i'm going to sleep on a double bed
93:57
and listen if you've slept on a double
94:00
bed or something that's not a single bed
94:01
for your entire life
94:03
you're probably gonna be like damn dude
94:05
you've had a single bed for this entire
94:06
time
94:07
oh no sorry you're gonna be like wait
94:08
what what do you mean a single bed and
94:10
if you slept on the double bed you'll go
94:12
holy [ __ ]
94:13
oh you slept on a single bed you'd be
94:14
like wait what you've been doing for 20
94:16
years
94:17
and then i'm going to say yes i have
94:20
been in this
94:20
[ __ ] for 20 years i just got a double
94:22
bed and honestly i could not be happier
94:25
with how my life is turning out
94:27
because my guy i bought a double bed
94:29
i've gone mad with power i bought the
94:31
best
94:32
like bed sheets i could buy because my
94:34
guy i hate my bed right now
94:35
so this bed is going to be go so i also
94:38
bought really comfy pillows
94:40
really comfy like i also got a pink
94:42
pillowcase
94:43
got a gray pillowcase it's kind of like
94:45
a mix that looks white but it's actually
94:46
pink
94:47
and watch this [ __ ] bam my knees my
94:50
knees so good you wanted a knee pad i've
94:51
got a knee pad
94:52
i'm ready to do some um yeah
94:56
you know praying
94:59
they go fine my first like sexual joke
95:01
of the day uh
95:04
right the switch between different
95:06
single words
95:07
uh emily thanks so much for the dude
95:11
craig 44 minutes but what was 44 minutes
95:13
what does that mean
95:14
i don't know what that means though uh
95:18
do you have a chair you can use oh i
95:19
already did that okay where i am
95:21
not too expensive for me don't forget
95:23
you already met a sub goal to grow your
95:26
hair out fully
95:27
yep oh [ __ ] you'd have painted your
95:30
bedroom pink before you built the bed in
95:32
it
95:34
well the bed sits in the middle of the
95:35
bed i could just move to the bed in the
95:37
middle of the room
95:39
whoa [ __ ]
95:48
[ __ ] god damn it is zenger in the call
95:51
please tell me xenka's in the in the
95:53
in the strange call in the in
96:08
gets if this if we get a 10k this
96:13
[ __ ] sub goal end
96:14
the stream ends at tank the stream ends
96:17
that's what i'll say yeah you don't
96:19
wanna donate
96:21
he is oh my god wait you've heard him
96:23
talk you're listening to
96:24
dude i haven't even talked to zenger
96:26
besides like he messaged me once on
96:28
discord i messaged him back and then he
96:29
didn't reply back ever
96:31
and then he went i mean i never spoke to
96:33
him again
96:36
you're speaking to the legendary singer
96:38
okay
96:39
oh my god come here there's a knife
96:41
under my pillow which is not very
96:43
comfortable by the way i sleep on
96:44
well it's coming panda you're not gonna
96:47
hit it
96:47
there's a reason why you're not gonna
96:48
hit it it's because i'm gonna end the
96:49
goddamn stream before you do
96:52
all right let me do this real quick okay
96:54
i swear to god
96:55
by the way uh if i see any
96:58
i mean any compilations of me shifting
97:01
around so you can almost see like
97:03
i got so scared when there was a game
97:05
holy [ __ ] i've never questioned my
97:07
sexuality so much neither oh i was gonna
97:10
say
97:10
neither have i questioned my sexuality
97:13
you're about man neither of them
97:16
i'm glad i was the one to make you
97:18
question
97:21
[Music]
97:24
johnson although it does sound like
97:26
something boris johnson have been
97:27
through
97:28
boris i'm not going to be making it only
97:29
fans probably ever
97:31
unless things go really bad
97:34
so you know saying the same by the way
97:37
heterosexuality
97:38
is crumbling
97:43
dude me and me box box and sneaky
97:46
have that town
97:50
oh [ __ ] i want to go pick it up to show
97:52
you more pictures but i don't want to
97:54
miss the stream
97:57
i mean oh you got to pick it up okay
97:59
that makes sense i mean
98:01
you do you booboo um
98:03
[Music]
98:04
i i don't want you to miss the stream to
98:06
be honest it's fun having people around
98:08
it's going on samurais
98:10
okay this is like a bunch of gift boxes
98:12
and this is the really heavy one by the
98:14
way uh
98:16
if it's from taylor i probably shouldn't
98:21
thank you thank you i'm big money man
98:23
really manly
98:24
uh long live the sims and may the reign
98:28
of rose be everlasting
98:30
in all caps and it's just says from
98:31
stranger
98:34
i'm excited about this [ __ ] fact it's
98:36
so heavy i'll smile
98:38
please don't be anything inappropriate i
98:40
can't show on stream
98:41
because i can't hide it underneath my
98:43
desk
98:44
ah please don't be anything that's
98:48
inappropriate
98:49
uh every painting sales outlets on the
98:52
wall for your various canvas streams yup
98:55
oh [ __ ] do you see like just
99:00
wait what not for that but
99:03
for streaming usually and also my gaming
99:05
setup yeah that's where that's gonna go
99:07
look how dope it is the one over
99:12
that one all the way over there
99:21
what the [ __ ] is this dude it's so heavy
99:23
dude it's got like the ammo
99:25
it's got like a really blue claw
99:26
something says t it's this hamster oh
99:28
wait is this anything
99:29
what the [ __ ] is this oh
99:35
no [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
99:40
i need one of these what the [ __ ]
99:44
wait i've never dude i needed an amazon
99:46
i was saying
99:47
10 i was saying like an arrogant to my
99:49
dad in the car that i need to get alexis
99:51
so i can turn my lights on and off with
99:53
alexa see the castle oh my
99:55
face is the best seat in the house dude
99:58
thank you kind stranger finally i can be
100:00
ready to
100:01
oh my god he didn't even sign it just
100:03
says from stranger
100:04
i hope the other there's two more and i
100:06
hope they're going to be signed but like
100:07
holy [ __ ]
100:08
he peeps we've never seen a girlfriend
100:13
yeah you have actually fun fact you have
100:15
seen a girlfriend if you go on to
100:16
i mean you never have but i don't have a
100:18
girlfriend right now
100:19
but if you go on to uh if you google
100:21
search me
100:22
i had a girlfriend for one and a half
100:24
years called evie and she's still kind
100:26
of popping around we're still friends
100:28
yeah either way rose is the girlfriend
100:31
exactly but uh if you search like um
100:35
raiding a
100:36
base with my girlfriend just searched
100:38
like finster girlfriend on youtube and i
100:39
made a video it doesn't actually show it
100:41
in the thumbnail
100:42
because they didn't feel right about
100:43
clickbaiting your girlfriend or my
100:44
girlfriend at the time but
100:46
dude it's so heavy oh dude what the [ __ ]
100:48
that's so dope i can't
100:50
like i don't unbox it i'm telling fabric
100:52
this is so [ __ ] cool
100:54
mom mom mom mommy mommy
100:57
mama mama ma ma what
101:01
there whack okay
101:09
[Music]
101:14
other members of the city council please
101:15
fill them in on whatever the [ __ ]
101:17
happens from here
101:18
because i kind of really used to say it
101:20
the next one there's another gift
101:22
here's the other gift oh god [ __ ] my
101:26
guy
101:26
i'm 20 you're not interested in me um
101:29
squad till i die from stranger
101:31
it's smaller it's still weighty as heck
101:33
the first one was an alexa
101:35
and now i'm [ __ ] oh my god maybe i
101:37
should have opened the small one first
101:40
i can't dude amazon tied them not real
101:43
real real
101:43
tight here dude oh my god amazon why do
101:46
you do this
101:48
amazon amazon i i don't have to cut this
101:51
package open but i'll do it
101:53
i'll [ __ ] do it when i put my knife
101:56
i'm sorry amazon packaging company
102:00
oh my god amazon made this [ __ ] like
102:01
kevlar oh my god
102:06
i'm not reading that one now it's like
102:09
oh you know some of the only two dollars
102:11
maybe they don't know that it does maybe
102:12
they don't know that
102:13
it's uh yeah maybe they don't know that
102:15
it's three dollars to text the speech i
102:17
was like i'll read it out
102:19
i saw the first word
102:22
there's okay there's another thing that
102:23
says amazon on the front of it i'm not
102:25
sure
102:26
actually this might just be packaging
102:29
okay
102:31
the first one was that like echo like
102:33
this echo with a screen on it which is
102:35
dope [ __ ] i'm sure they think you are
102:41
weird
102:42
i've got a story and i oh [ __ ] he got me
102:44
an echo dot
102:45
that's so dope oh my god dude
102:49
i'm gonna set this guy up in here no i'm
102:52
not i'm gonna set the [ __ ] cool
102:53
screen one up
102:54
or should i send it down should i send
102:56
the call one script dude
102:58
what is your butt who are you guy that
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said this
103:01
i'm i dude i want to have someone to
103:03
shout out but like
103:04
you haven't said anything and you're so
103:06
nice
103:09
dude that's so nice what the [ __ ] this
103:12
stream is nuts
103:14
dude i'm gonna [ __ ] cry this is so
103:16
cool
103:18
this is a cool stream i enjoy this i can
103:20
only do a hondo until i get paid
103:22
last week
103:36
of you showing a bit of your butt oh god
103:41
my queen victoria i have dude where's
103:44
victor
103:44
is victoria on the stream right now i
103:46
need to go victoria uh
103:48
i need to give my editor and victor
103:57
with your name on twitch like so you can
103:59
redeem your uh
104:01
your package does that
104:04
my contribution towards making your life
104:07
better
104:09
oh thank you that's so nice
104:12
dude that's so nice [ __ ] that's a nice
104:14
donut message
104:15
i just
104:28
oh it is oh god oh god i didn't think of
104:31
that
104:42
i think it's because she did my makeup
104:44
at some point and i'm just kind of be
104:45
like okay i'll emulate that know
104:47
[Music]
104:49
but like oh my god i've kind of just now
104:51
seen similarities
104:53
zenger just said a in chat zengus zhang
104:56
is very strange guy
104:59
pretending to be his own ex-girlfriend
105:01
dude i was just that good at editing
105:02
[Music]
105:04
probably your fiance that you have never
105:07
met before
105:08
i was doing something all right okay i
105:10
already opened that one
105:12
i need to make a trap
105:15
yes oh by the way okay i'm gonna when
105:17
the okay
105:18
so i sent those plain white and cream
105:21
shirts to go with allowed
105:23
to skate a skirt that should be in these
105:26
packages
105:27
somewhere amazon sometimes like size
105:29
things
105:32
that's cool actually that's really oh my
105:33
god randolph michaels would be really
105:35
good
105:38
well dude everyone's trying to get into
105:40
the sim council now
105:41
hey sim council can i get an update on
105:43
how many people are still in the call
105:45
oh no [ __ ] lavender hold on a lavender
105:48
skirt
105:49
that was well-timed
105:52
do it i'm sorry if you are not
105:53
neglecting your toes
105:56
put a coat of paint on those little
105:58
pages
105:59
dude it's time for a pedicure scream
106:02
i'm not gonna forget the straw okay i
106:04
would 100
106:05
stream that if i didn't know that foot
106:06
fetishes were a thing oh my god look
106:08
that's actually a really cool skirt this
106:10
looks like high quality skirt dude okay
106:11
wait that would be really good with the
106:12
shirts
106:13
dude thanks okay that's that really well
106:15
timed by the way
106:17
really dope i need a pile for cool stuff
106:19
that's gonna be my puff
106:20
and stuff okay dude okay i'll
106:23
do do i paint my toes am i supposed to
106:25
be painting my toes is that a commitment
106:27
thing that i'm supposed to have had with
106:28
you guys
106:29
am i supposed to be like fully being all
106:31
girly and [ __ ] all the time
106:33
because you never see mike that you're
106:34
never ever gonna see myself
106:41
it really is i'm glad that that's going
106:42
to be a thing no
106:44
yes my [ __ ] like not the feet you're
106:46
never going to see my feet by the way
106:48
i'm just saying
106:48
wait you're not painting them
107:02
do i look like different as heck i bet
107:04
you i do let me try and find out on
107:06
youtube because i know the video that it
107:07
is
107:08
i remember making the thumbnail i'm like
107:09
i could totally click back here right
107:11
now
107:12
like it will get so many views but like
107:13
it's i don't feel bad about it
107:16
okay because i'm you know what because
107:17
i'm a good person you know
107:19
i'm not one of these youtubers that put
107:20
bob's in thumbnail
107:23
unless it's mine oh
107:26
[ __ ] i'm searching up the uh i'm
107:28
searching
107:30
oh no what happened ally oh my god he's
107:32
still here hey
107:34
oh my god ally thanks for watching holy
107:38
[ __ ]
107:39
oh my god okay yeah the first one
107:43
this is what it was you miss your
107:45
girlfriend so much you became the
107:47
girlfriend
107:49
and you say you are a h a s l t crack
107:52
ow no i'm not okay hold on okay guys uh
107:55
i'm gonna swap to a thing real quick
107:56
bam screen share oh my god it works so
107:58
well okay
108:00
let me uh let me change my screen share
108:02
settings
108:04
what the [ __ ] oh my god i'm watching an
108:07
ad
108:08
for mine okay okay
108:12
okay okay okay i'm gonna turn this down
108:14
a bit so you can't hear it over this
108:16
and i'm to turn this on i'm going to
108:18
hopefully if i can [ __ ]
108:20
try get this display capture working
108:23
why is this not working display capture
108:26
my god
108:27
is it not where you know what where
108:29
display capture why not
108:30
come on my guy what didn't frick
108:34
um
108:38
that's that donation's gonna be so oh no
108:40
[ __ ] okay wait wait can someone did
108:42
can someone clip what the donation goal
108:43
used to be because that might have
108:45
messed it up i don't know if it did mess
108:47
it up but it might have done
108:48
this yeah
108:51
i'm really trying hold on let me try and
108:52
like use yeah can someone show me the uh
108:55
also i know we hit the oh [ __ ] yeah can
108:57
someone show me the the thingamajig
108:59
can someone tell me what it used to be
109:00
and then i'll reset i don't know if it's
109:02
any different but
109:02
okay uh let's do
109:06
let me see if i can try it on this
109:07
display capture
109:09
well i won't know actually it works
109:19
nope okay display capture doesn't work
109:21
with a laptop apparently ah it's so
109:23
annoying
109:23
okay if you search if you search up my
109:25
girl if sergio finds the girlfriend and
109:26
you'll uh
109:28
you'll kind of see evie uh
109:32
it's we basically you're just like we
109:34
both have brown hair
109:36
all right [ __ ] doctor's brother's right
109:38
yeah anyway
109:39
god damn it kaiperith
109:42
thanks so much for the uh thanks so much
109:44
for the 10 gifted subs bernal 50
109:46
you could not hold on let me just play
109:48
that again because i don't know if i
109:49
played
109:51
[Music]
109:55
you don't get toes and death metal hold
109:59
on death metal sense this
110:01
ah no [ __ ] hold on let me replay a bunch
110:04
of directions let me play the uh
110:06
ones from before
110:12
i don't know it depends you kind of need
110:13
to be a very high member of the council
110:15
are those extensions are just away
110:17
my guy that's how good this [ __ ] wig
110:19
is i really kind of like it
110:20
because it's kind of like my hairstyle
110:21
it's a wig dude this is good on ethan
110:24
what do i got it
110:26
uh you and vince would make a great
110:28
couple thank you
110:30
me me and fem do make a great couple
110:38
just hold the laptop to the camera oh
110:40
yeah that would totally work
110:43
you can just google it okay if you
110:45
really want to know what you look like
110:46
uh you can google it out i'm sure i'm
110:50
gonna get like some message on snapchat
110:51
early did you just say that we look
110:53
similar
110:53
on the street
110:56
oh my god
111:00
how many people are in the call still i
111:02
just want to know how many people are in
111:03
the
111:04
on the in the city
111:14
dude the thing is it's not going to be
111:15
called a cat girl's uh cowgirl shoe it's
111:17
going to be called the ram ranch stream
111:21
it's going to be infamous
111:24
[ __ ] fail thanks for the fighting good
111:26
subs wait
111:28
this one's from taylor hold on i'm not
111:30
supposed to see i'm not
111:32
he sent me a tape measure okay i mean
111:34
this is a kind of an inside thing
111:36
thank you guys oh my god
111:40
give [ __ ] god damn it really really
111:43
you're not gonna get any you're not
111:44
gonna get any pose
111:45
my toes are mine and my alone my toes
111:48
they're my toes sis
111:51
powerhouse myself oh thanks for the five
111:54
dollars
111:55
thanks for stopping outside you can put
111:58
a message with it as well but thank you
112:00
okay okay
112:05
right this one is
112:12
[Music]
112:15
you do need to go foreign quite a lot to
112:16
get vip status i will say i almost
112:18
grabbed the knife by the blade did you
112:19
just see that
112:20
i mean i didn't i think that's the house
112:24
sure everyone is paying attention i
112:27
think we're about nine of them
112:38
[Music]
112:43
again this is very this feels very
112:44
pavlovian right now that i'm getting
112:46
that i'm getting heck in there rewards
112:49
for dressing up
112:50
okay right battery check you guys want a
112:53
battery
112:55
28 28
112:58
28 percent 28 percent i don't pay
113:01
attention i pay rose
113:04
okay
113:08
yeah i've heard zen really hates bars
113:11
that are not full
113:13
that's my that's my character
113:16
ever since then started donating i've
113:18
started making donations harder
113:25
that is true also my battery is at 28
113:28
you can stop regaining battery checks
113:30
also my laptop battery's plugged in so
113:32
it's 100
113:34
hey this guys thanks so much for
113:35
subscribing nice thank you okay
113:38
okay nope i cancelled these bars
113:42
i can't fill these bars alone
113:48
you guys are gonna critique my my socks
113:51
so i'm gonna
113:52
i'm gonna put my pink pillowcase over
113:54
wow
113:56
ah okay right another package i know did
113:59
i
113:59
even open the other package put it down
114:02
i'm stupid
114:12
confession time i had my first dream
114:14
involving rose last night
114:15
it ended pretty well i will not
114:17
elaborate on it how did it end
114:20
how did it end just change socks i don't
114:21
have any of the socks
114:23
um okay jesus christ
114:28
how did your dream end what was the
114:30
subject matter of your dream
114:31
friend goddammit okay this one
114:35
didn't actually say who it was from it
114:36
just says spinster at the start so it's
114:38
a dress defensive
114:40
it's says smart on the side of it
114:43
it just says i'm not even lying it says
114:50
listen donald trump uh i understand
114:53
that you're a billionaire and stuff but
114:54
like toes are pretty much my line
114:58
so take your uh just ask stormy
115:01
i mean come on there you go look at that
115:03
minecraft youtuber comments on politics
115:08
okay cloud storage
115:11
is it a [ __ ] camera oh no
115:27
no you don't you definitely don't i got
115:29
a little chinese smart camera
115:31
i don't trust chinese cloud storage
115:33
though
115:34
that sounds a little scary i you know
115:37
how like tick tock and stuff is like
115:39
taking your day through tonight i don't
115:40
know i read it somewhere
115:42
cloud storage for the for for a smart
115:46
camera i don't trust it i'm not gonna
115:49
lie
115:50
but that's pretty cool maybe i'll stick
115:52
it outside the house
115:53
that might be a good idea definitely not
115:54
gonna use these inside
115:56
all right that's pretty good thank you
115:59
all right hold on where's my fire
116:00
where's my biological stuff
116:02
right right i also have this okay oh
116:05
yeah look at this [ __ ] oh wait let me
116:07
tell you a story real quick so
116:09
when i moved in just lit oh sorry when i
116:12
moved in i haven't even moved yet but
116:14
we're getting real close and so
116:17
when i was like when i was coming over
116:19
here today to drop off a bunch of stuff
116:22
i looked there was my dad kind of looked
116:23
through the little letter box and he
116:25
went oh mail you got mail
116:26
and one of them was just a delivery
116:28
thing it was like uh hey you want a
116:30
burger you want some chicken i went
116:32
no i mean i i had to hunt down the
116:33
delivery guys tell him no i said no
116:35
i didn't want it i didn't want no
116:37
chicken delivered to my house
116:39
but it was just a menu so it's fine and
116:40
then the other one was a card
116:42
like handwritten saying you know saying
116:44
dude and i was like oh [ __ ]
116:47
who sends me a card it's actually my
116:48
mom's birthday today i thought oh maybe
116:50
they
116:50
missed maybe it's like a family member
116:53
messing up the dates but like how would
116:54
they get my address
116:56
so i opened it and no [ __ ] it's from my
116:58
next-door neighbor
117:00
who's like the sweetest lady ever i
117:03
won't say a name but like
117:04
she's so sweet she just goes like she
117:07
just goes hey
117:08
uh you know a new home a new home where
117:10
new memories are made i hope
117:12
i hope you uh i i hope you know i wish
117:14
you the best basically in a card
117:16
how [ __ ] cute is that [ __ ]
117:19
how like welcoming is that that's so
117:21
nice
117:22
she's i have no idea how old she is but
117:24
she's so sweet
117:26
like um her and like her and like her
117:29
daughter i think live together and
117:30
they're just
117:31
she's they're both amazing people
117:33
they're so nice so it's so sweet
117:35
so sweet i know dude even talking about
117:39
very sweet
117:40
okay now on to uh awful things so
117:44
now on to being the new girl
117:47
jesus christ
117:53
yeah pretty much i'm not even lying i'm
117:55
always running out of socks because i
117:56
lose them
117:58
maybe not tights but sucks would be nice
118:01
okay and if they're thigh-highs it's
118:03
[ __ ] good i kind of know what this
118:05
one is but i don't
118:06
happy birthday mom yeah happy birthday
118:08
to my mum it's her birthday today
118:10
happy birthday mom we got to we got i
118:13
mean my sister got us some very
118:14
thoughtful gifts
118:15
me and me and my dad got dad got us some
118:18
uh some really like
118:19
like perfume that's discontinued which i
118:22
chipped in for for that
118:23
because it was expensive-ish and then we
118:25
got her a big old black box she loves
118:27
gardening
118:28
i mean it's like a dragon scale plant
118:29
pot but it's a chunky plant part it's
118:31
massive
118:32
she could plant a tree in that thing
118:33
it's nuts
118:35
really cool looking there's like red and
118:36
dragon scaby that's what i think it
118:38
looks like anyway but it's very cool
118:39
all right some guys said gum sucks
118:43
to me yes great idea don't send me that
118:45
by the way just saying explicitly don't
118:46
sell me those
118:47
okay this one i actually kind of know
118:49
what it is i know there's no way you can
118:51
read that but it says
118:52
only make him only married i don't know
118:56
only making handmade shoes so unless
118:59
someone sent me some customized yeezys
119:02
which i don't think they are but that'd
119:04
be cool
119:06
i haven't seen this yet i kind of wanna
119:07
i'm gonna do this i'm gonna look at my
119:08
screen
119:09
i'm gonna just go oh can i even do that
119:14
that's definitely heals
119:18
oh wow i thought there was gonna be a
119:18
reveal there okay come on
119:22
next oh my god right ready to win
119:25
oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] these are like
119:30
god damn holy [ __ ] oh my god
119:34
they've got like laces and [ __ ] and
119:36
everything dude
119:38
damn damn those are some point
119:41
how tall are these holy [ __ ] there's no
119:44
way i'm gonna ever be able to walk in
119:45
these
119:46
are they they look like maybe my size
119:49
they look like maybe they're too small i
119:50
don't know
119:51
wear them yeah i know immediately just
119:53
put them on put them put them
119:55
disguise the socks oh my god i'm going
119:57
to wear them with socks because
119:59
you know i'm not a great girl but who
120:02
cares
120:03
[ __ ] i'm going to go put i'm going to go
120:05
see if i can put them on i'm not going
120:06
to
120:06
do it while i'm on the ground because
120:07
you're going to say things you don't
120:08
want to see all right
120:12
my god okay okay i'm gonna update you
120:15
while i'm over here by the way
120:16
so first of all a lot of the laces just
120:18
came off so i've got to re quickly
120:19
recreate that
120:22
thanks for the donation of whatever it
120:23
was i don't know what it was hold on let
120:25
me just make sure it wasn't
120:27
[ __ ] zen oh thanks for the twitch
120:30
stuff oh my god
120:31
oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] hey dude thanks
120:33
for subscribing
120:34
okay all right let me try and put these
120:37
things like
120:38
this i've got one of them like on the
120:40
banister like
120:41
the bat the banister's like there and i
120:43
just hooked it on top of it like that
120:47
oh my god okay
120:50
i'm i'm not gonna lie to you i'm kind of
120:52
sort of hoping they don't fit
120:55
please be like a slice too small oh my
120:57
god
120:58
dude wait that's kind of nutty wait what
121:01
the [ __ ] they look smaller than they are
121:04
yo okay spoiler alert they fit and they
121:07
fit like a glove
121:08
like damn these are actually kind of
121:11
comfy
121:12
i don't like to admit it but like
121:14
they're kind of good
121:16
what what are you going to tell my next
121:20
girlfriend
121:23
uh whenever we go out to dinner she's
121:24
gonna be like hey
121:26
uh hold on i'm just gonna get my hair
121:27
and makeup done i'm like hey you want me
121:29
help with that
121:30
all right i'm gonna do everyone's
121:31
requesting everyone's been requesting
121:43
everyone's been requesting a check so
121:45
let me quickly do that
122:02
ah
122:16
it's gonna be fine they're not like
122:19
super
122:20
tall however i will say they're not
122:22
super tall
122:25
sorry they're not like they're comfy but
122:27
they're also a little taller
122:36
[Music]
122:41
but listen i got my nails done right
122:43
that should be fine also look at these
122:45
[ __ ] things
122:46
i haven't done that the laces i'm very
122:48
sorry but like damn dude these kind of
122:50
like
122:51
they kind of look good sorry spy cam
122:54
sorry
122:54
chinese play cam they're kind of good
122:56
though they're not too bad
122:58
holy [ __ ] that's not terrible also
123:00
sitting down's going to be such a [ __ ]
123:09
there we go oh no okay
123:12
let's go do i okay stream chat i need
123:15
your help with this do i carry on
123:17
wearing the heels or no
123:22
yeah do i carry i'm wearing the heels or
123:23
do i do i take them off
123:25
for sitting down
123:30
boy dude what i don't know whether that
123:33
was just a perfectly time donation but
123:35
also jesus christ
123:38
oh my god right right
123:41
let me sit down
123:44
[Music]
123:45
oh my god keep them up there we go
123:48
i did it wow jesus
123:52
dude i'm just putting on more and more
123:54
[ __ ]
123:55
yeah hey um hey my guy uh sim council
123:58
where's my pavlovian
124:00
like 500.
124:03
jesus my god bernard but vernon williams
124:07
thanks so much for the five steps my god
124:08
both of you holy [ __ ] although there it
124:10
is
124:11
the council's here damn boy thanks
124:13
songhammer for the 20
124:15
oh my god yeah burn all the air hey yes
124:24
is this is going great it's going great
124:28
see you can still kind of see this i'll
124:30
i'll go like that there you go so it
124:31
looks a bit nice
124:33
yeah no i they at least they're nice
124:35
looking uh they they're also comfy okay
124:38
fine you win these are actually okay
124:40
whoever sent these
124:41
they didn't even i'm actually dude the
124:42
p.o box has been kind of [ __ ]
124:44
dope recently like this is
124:52
what's my problem with tights is because
124:53
then i don't know i can't put them on
124:55
without thinking i'll look like a chick
124:57
i don't know
124:58
i mean well i mean you know is it doing
125:00
a twitch stream sure
125:05
there it is there it is
125:08
there it is
125:13
yep thanks allie jesus christ
125:23
yeah oh my god thank you there they are
125:26
clubbing is such a good donation girl
125:28
i couldn't watch it uh women's thanks so
125:31
much
125:32
for [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
125:36
whatever this is it's rated extra extra
125:38
large i'm just saying
125:40
so there's that put on some fights i
125:44
don't have any i'm in my new house i
125:45
have
125:45
nothing in my house right now
125:57
i have no idea how you get fake hip
126:00
stuff
126:08
it's pink and frilly whatever this is
126:11
uh oh god there's more
126:15
are these dude these look like
126:18
dude they they're they're [ __ ] lon no
126:21
they're
126:22
pajamas i've already got a set of these
126:23
in red i think this is the same guy that
126:25
sent them
126:26
god damn it dude why the [ __ ]
126:37
i look like a very classy lady right now
126:39
got like you if you don't know what the
126:40
necklace looks like you could imagine it
126:42
being something different you know
126:43
the heels the nice dress the the
126:46
hair looks nice very classy maybe uh
126:50
yeah there you go pajamas and pajamas
126:53
wow
126:54
wow it goes in the it goes in the good
126:55
pile oh my god and then
126:58
and then the top there's a top with it
127:00
the top is just pure legs
127:02
like really i wear this to bed this
127:04
feels like you'd be so uncomfortable to
127:05
wear the bed by the way
127:07
already sorry dude i thought i was going
127:11
to build the table and then i was like
127:12
oh do you really want to do routing in
127:14
like [ __ ] 30 degree heat
127:16
oh i didn't do it i haven't built it
127:18
because it's really heavy i was going to
127:19
do the routing for type 1 i mean i
127:20
didn't end up doing it
127:22
so that's kind of annoying the stream
127:24
kind of just turned into
127:26
[ __ ] sleepovers we're gonna have a
127:27
sleepover together guys now i've got
127:28
[ __ ] pajamas
127:31
which i won't wear on stream by the way
127:33
um
127:35
taylor said that no questions no i know
127:37
taylor didn't send that
127:38
because some one other guy sent it uh i
127:41
don't remember his name exactly
127:43
might have been alex i don't know the uh
127:45
i know who sent that
127:46
because it was the same guy that sent uh
127:48
sent them last time and it wasn't tail
127:50
last time
127:51
okay i this might be the ice box
127:54
this might be the last po box this might
127:57
be the last p.o box guys
127:58
holy [ __ ] i told you i was storing them
128:00
up there's loads okay there was loads we
128:02
did so much
128:03
you should i was gonna say you should
128:04
see the floor you can see the floor
128:16
so what you're saying is these hips
128:19
do lie
128:30
oh [ __ ] that was such a good joke
128:34
[ __ ] dude biscuit boy thanks so much
128:35
for the [ __ ] subs
128:37
no one liked my joke really that was
128:39
such a good joke
128:40
i like come on man that was so good
128:43
there we go last one last last don't
128:47
know how [ __ ] dimensional
129:01
[ __ ] welcome to the club uh cola
129:06
[Music]
129:17
that they were fairly friendly there i
129:19
could maybe organize that
129:20
maybe wait no i wait no you know what i
129:23
can do
129:24
i can actually stream doing the eyelash
129:26
extensions
129:29
huh what do you think what do you thunk
129:32
what are we thunking
129:34
i can do that i can genuinely do that
129:37
next sub goal after this one next step
129:39
for this one
129:41
okay push right now
129:44
shakira
129:49
they botched the notes on the green
129:51
dress and lipstick but apparently
129:53
some size is 14 say excel this is l have
129:56
fun megabitgamer nice megapixel hey
129:58
megabit are you in here
129:59
making the game what a
130:02
[ __ ] that's really cool okay it's
130:05
[ __ ] yellow
130:07
don't worry by the way i wasn't actually
130:09
that offended by the by the excel thing
130:11
i don't remember if i wore it if you saw
130:12
it but i wore it and i was like oh [ __ ]
130:14
wait
130:15
to be honest with you it's probably the
130:16
right size because like my shoulders are
130:18
fairly wide
130:19
so
130:22
it kind of smells good this is not
130:26
usually what it's like
130:28
holy [ __ ] my guys what the [ __ ] holy
130:32
[ __ ]
130:32
holy [ __ ] oh my god the [ __ ] summer
130:36
dress
130:37
my god holy [ __ ]
130:45
look at this [ __ ] that's actually kind
130:47
of cool like
130:48
banana dress
130:52
hell yeah i'm glad i have some stuff to
130:53
wear on stream now nice
130:55
nice okay let me like move
130:58
the trash from the file from the file of
131:00
good stuff from pile of very fun
131:02
stuff that people send me i'm gonna move
131:04
out of the way of the
131:06
random packaging
131:13
dude the bank doesn't like me bank
131:16
doesn't like me
131:17
by the way i've got two of these uh i've
131:19
got two of these wings so
131:21
that's pretty neat i'm gonna find out
131:22
what what actual is that whatever
131:24
actually that's exactly mixed with those
131:27
jokers
131:30
no wait they might have been hold on i
131:32
might be just going i might have just
131:34
not seen this
131:36
oh my god i'm done you're [ __ ] okay
131:41
phantom [ __ ] found fake earrings
131:45
oh my god there's a lot of them there's
131:46
like a lot of them also i put this in
131:48
white dude i'm so bad
131:50
i don't think i came up with the
131:51
organization
132:01
i will do whatever i want and you can't
132:18
should we do some fake earrings should
132:19
we add some factories
132:24
this is the new place and i can drink
132:26
can't dance
132:29
i've got there's a ton of fake earrings
132:32
run up drum do fake
132:33
because this is like the one time i'm
132:34
never ever gonna like not wear
132:36
headphones
132:37
so yay i'm gonna keep the box the box
132:40
actually pretty good it gives you a bag
132:41
but i will lose them in a bag so i'm
132:43
gonna use the box
132:44
okay there is four different types there
132:47
is green ones
132:48
there is blue ones like still bluey uh
132:52
like light blue ones there is dark blue
132:54
ones and there is red ones that also
132:56
have like diamondy things and also
132:57
really big
132:59
and noticeable so that's great for you
133:02
right what color what colors blue
133:05
red guys guys i need i need guys i need
133:09
a consensus here
133:11
dark blue red red okay everyone's saying
133:13
red
133:15
literally everyone's saying red
133:18
red like there's like three of you that
133:20
are saying dark blue and everyone else
133:21
same red so i'm gonna go red
133:23
wait are these real earrings these are
133:25
these fake ones right please do fake
133:26
ones
133:29
because if i oh wait okay they come with
133:31
little pads which is i've seen these
133:32
before and they're usually that means
133:33
perfect okay
133:37
right now it's just how on earth i
133:39
managed to get how i use these
133:42
okay they look real real
133:47
oh okay so does that
133:50
does this go no does that go down oh
133:52
there goes that
133:56
oh
133:58
right oh like [ __ ] exorcist just
134:02
reach
134:02
like look at my hand snap my own neck
134:05
okay
134:06
what the [ __ ] have i came to sorry
134:10
oh [ __ ] i'm very i'm look how [ __ ]
134:13
classy ladies and gentlemen one time it
134:14
might be safe to see
134:16
right now
134:19
yeah you say that to anyone else before
134:21
the stream is like hey finn did a whole
134:22
stream with
134:23
rose was on his well sorry rose was
134:25
unheard
134:26
i don't know how i do this i don't know
134:28
how i can structure myself into a
134:30
sentence while talking about myself in
134:31
the third person
134:32
hey rose did a stream am i rose with my
134:35
fin i don't know i'm rose [ __ ] it
134:36
first of the stream where she i guess
134:38
we're going with [ __ ] sheep pronouns
134:39
on rose
134:40
i guess that's what the answer is to
134:42
that all right [ __ ]
134:44
i don't know [ __ ] [ __ ] pronouncement
134:47
okay
134:49
red read bring it
134:53
damn red oh they're jangly whoa i've
134:56
never had earrings before this feels so
134:57
weird
134:58
what the [ __ ] this is so strange this
135:01
feels so weird okay
135:03
oh my god this is so strange
135:06
shots dude i'm so sorry matthew i don't
135:10
have shots i have cider though i have
135:11
like mold aside
135:12
i look so do i look classy no do i look
135:15
weird
135:15
earrings who needs to do ear piercings
135:18
when you can just use clip on earrings
135:20
am i right
135:21
okay i'm going to put the i'm going to
135:23
unbox the rest of them and then put them
135:24
into
135:24
the package into the box
135:28
right so i cannot
135:31
with these earrings holy [ __ ] so
135:35
lads oh [ __ ]
135:38
of itself do you want to go downstairs
135:42
because i actually have a chair
135:43
downstairs and i don't think i can be on
135:44
my knees all night because this is the
135:45
second hour i've been
135:47
sitting here like this uh we can try and
135:49
move it downstairs but
135:51
to be honest with you i have no idea how
135:53
i'm gonna set up the camera
136:15
[Music]
136:16
okay also i have ice and ice cream
136:19
downstairs
136:20
so sore throat buddy
136:24
goddammit i'm a classy lady
136:27
i don't do these things that you're
136:28
suggesting that i do i said
136:32
oh [ __ ] okay okay
136:36
i'll be looking forward to them now that
136:39
i know that they exist
136:41
okay here we go
136:50
okay no one's allowed to take the girlie
136:51
scream out of context okay
136:53
okay right ah
136:57
almost broke my ankle but we're good by
136:58
the way holy [ __ ]
137:00
i just wanted to say i love set up as it
137:02
is now
137:03
i know so do i but i want a chair if i
137:06
had a chair i could totally do this
137:07
okay hold on i'm going to see if i can
137:08
look for a chair by the way my guy
137:11
what the 50 how much are you really
137:13
trying to make this stuff can't get hit
137:15
this is not a good sub goal today i
137:17
don't like it
137:20
uh wait wait to the casting couch
137:27
uh if we go downstairs it's gonna be
137:29
really dark
137:30
because my lights down there are shitty
137:32
um
137:34
[Music]
137:35
i can construct a chair maybe possibly i
137:38
don't know
137:39
uh wait
137:46
[Music]
137:54
okay i've got an idea but it's a really
137:56
bad idea so you're gonna
137:57
have to bear with me don't we did a
137:59
bunch of furniture construction
138:01
i don't have a chair but what i do
138:04
have is a table a little
138:08
side table that probably can't hold my
138:10
weight
138:11
because it's a bedside table and it's
138:13
not designed for it
138:14
however we can try it i can build a
138:18
table in here it's like flat pack like
138:20
ikea
138:21
and then sit on it how about that
138:24
great idea damn right it is that's a
138:27
great idea
138:29
for those shoes i'm a professional okay
138:32
hold on where was it i mean yes under
138:35
any other circumstances
138:36
however look how [ __ ] good i am of
138:39
walking in heels at this point buckaroo
138:41
i can goddamn stand a leg i can kick i
138:43
can [ __ ] fight in a kung fu movie but
138:45
i'm so good on these things [ __ ] good
138:48
all right
138:49
give me a minute
138:53
all right let me move this box out like
138:57
there's nothing in the door all right
139:06
i really hope i can construct this
139:08
without
139:09
bubbles i don't actually think i have
139:12
any
139:12
oh [ __ ] actually i might do
139:20
okay oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
139:24
that hurt a lot not for any not for
139:26
carrying a box reason but because i just
139:28
had to bend over that far with a [ __ ]
139:29
thumb
139:31
okay it's there can you see it yes
139:34
okay it's there it's behind the log um
139:38
there's so much mess in here right now i
139:41
probably should have thought about this
139:42
beforehand
139:43
should we try i'm gonna cut this thing
139:46
open
139:46
and then i'm going to try and construct
139:48
it because i'm not actually sure how
139:49
well this is going to go
139:51
oh my god okay i'm going to kind of walk
139:53
it over
139:58
just now and then
140:02
i'm just [ __ ] like
140:08
[ __ ] heals
140:16
okay listen my guy technically they are
140:19
talking
140:19
they're they're talking underwear all
140:21
right they're just it's just a tight
140:23
dress okay
140:24
okay i'm gonna fix it okay it's just
140:26
listen
140:27
it's the size too big
140:34
oh wait [ __ ] you that's not a compliment
140:37
is it
140:39
okay i will have you know by the way the
140:41
the bulge
140:42
sure however it is just a function of
140:45
these things being too
140:46
too uh too uh too big i don't really
140:49
watch
140:50
okay
140:54
wait that's actually a good idea also by
140:55
the way fixed it by the way that's not a
140:57
bulge that's the corset if that's what
140:59
you meant
141:00
look at that nothing nothing
141:03
all right give me a second there's
141:04
another box
141:18
i mean yeah
141:35
first time i made it to the actual
141:37
stream
141:38
happy
141:41
very well very really real outgoing out
141:45
real well
141:45
it's going real well it's going so well
141:48
ah it's going so good there's another
141:51
one because you know
141:52
it's bedside tables so can i sit on this
141:58
that's what i was thunking of doing
142:02
i could put it against the wall and
142:03
probably sit on it
142:06
oh [ __ ]
142:18
oh [ __ ] there we go it is not the most
142:21
you know what what a great idea oh my
142:24
god
142:25
what a great idea this is a fantastic
142:28
idea from
142:29
whoever thought it was okay
142:33
i'm totally not hot at all
142:57
this is fine okay listen listen
143:01
it's so far away it's like in direct
143:03
play i don't know
143:04
[Music]
143:06
i feel like also i sit there it's really
143:08
direct line of uh
143:09
contact with the camera there for the
143:11
underneath the skirt
143:13
okay how about we do not that
143:18
what do what do what do for us sitting
143:21
we could move downstairs
143:23
ah we can move downstairs
143:27
[Music]
143:28
no no we do not
143:33
like that listen technically
143:36
technically yes but you don't actually
143:38
need to please do not
143:39
i've got enough
143:42
it's just they're very they're not shut
143:45
up
143:46
god damn it okay
143:49
let's go downstairs maybe
143:52
i don't know how do i even like it sucks
143:54
not having chairs i didn't buy any
143:56
chairs
143:57
why am i so cheap
144:00
you know how much chairs cost okay
144:06
or i could like set up a mini like just
144:08
bring the casting couch upstairs
144:12
yes i will carry a whole ass couch by
144:15
myself
144:16
in heels what a fantastic idea
144:21
[Music]
144:25
yeah i can but like it's not tilting
144:28
upwards thing it's like
144:30
it's still an eye level thing with my
144:31
underwear um
144:34
i mean i can tilt it up as for now if
144:36
that's what you mean but i mean or i
144:38
could just sit on the ground again
144:39
and make you know hold on i've got a
144:41
better idea i got a better idea
144:44
give me a minute we're going to
144:47
construct again oh yeah that's a good
144:54
idea
145:08
working on that i've grabbed i had an
145:10
idea
145:12
so i just went to go fetch something so
145:16
that pillow needs to go over there for
145:18
now because i'm going to label it or
145:20
just kick it out
145:20
for a second so i'm going to put these
145:23
down on top of that
145:28
oh shut the [ __ ] up it's fine i'm fine
145:30
okay
145:31
no okay you know what you're going to be
145:33
pointed at a wall for a minute so i can
145:34
kind of do this without
145:36
worrying about if i'm going to show
145:37
something or not and also be way faster
145:39
so nope
145:42
this way you get for being you know what
145:44
keep talking about
145:46
my whatever you get to face a wall
145:48
you're facing a wall
145:50
because you know what that's what you
145:51
deserve
145:55
that's what you deserve shut it all
145:57
right
146:01
okay i'm just moving some boxes around
146:04
right now
146:05
i'm going to sit these on my side so i
146:06
get a little bit of height
146:08
[Music]
146:10
not a lot but a little bit and then
146:13
i can put a pillow now i can put a
146:16
pillow
146:17
i can put another pillow
146:28
i think your wife's been tricking you
146:30
for a while about something different my
146:31
guy
146:41
who runs on cortana what do you think i
146:44
am dumb
146:46
okay
146:51
oh right
146:55
i'm kind of making a mini uh gaming area
147:06
okay that's it there
147:12
let's move that way more forward okay
147:14
right
147:16
now in theory i should be able to set
147:18
that
147:21
right holy [ __ ]
147:25
oh my god i always slipped over on a
147:27
package
147:29
okay okay look what i created
147:33
wow
147:36
[Music]
147:42
yeah face the wall it's not kinky it's
147:46
like getting the dunce cap in like
147:48
seventeen hundreds or whatever they did
147:50
with dunce caps back then
147:52
you know when the dunce cap was a thing
147:53
that's what you just got everyone just
147:55
from right there
147:58
[Music]
148:08
keep it on the wall right i'm gonna give
148:11
this one a quick
148:12
test right oh my god i can't do that
148:15
hold on
148:16
oh my god okay
148:19
no shut up shut up you right
148:23
uh right right these pillars are
148:26
definitely in the way you're not
148:27
thinking about it
148:28
uh okay holy [ __ ] we did it
148:33
ah we want wall i'm already sitting
148:37
you're getting you're getting you don't
148:38
get anything out that's your new
148:40
punishment
148:42
dominatrix rose got done
148:43
[Music]
148:49
jesus christ man this laptop is
148:57
[Music]
149:02
knees together or legs cross there's a
149:04
goddamn
149:05
block of wood in the way i can't
149:21
don't wall yeah no i'm not gonna do that
149:23
all right so
149:24
lads good sitting position yes no should
149:27
i go get ice cream just saying
149:30
i kind of want sorry that i had to put
149:32
you on the wall for a sec everyone wants
149:34
wall
149:34
everyone whenever i leave stream always
149:37
gets the most views whenever i leave
149:43
i need to get some i need to get some
149:46
more air in here because it's getting
149:47
really hot
149:49
not for what you think
149:53
i just mean it's genuinely quite hot
149:59
oh [ __ ] it's like nighttime how is it
150:02
hot in here
150:03
i mean all fairness has a giant computer
150:05
panel but you know
150:27
i am currently i'm just tying my shoes
150:30
real quick
150:33
and then i'm gonna go get ice cream but
150:35
i'm not gonna walk around the house
150:36
in shoes that are just like about to
150:38
come off
150:39
so give me a bit
150:55
[Music]
150:58
is
151:00
siri you better [ __ ] not
151:26
so
152:06
build the wall
152:22
um
153:04
so
153:30
[Music]
153:44
oh my god
153:48
good thing i can walk upstairs in the
153:49
heels i walk up and down stairs and
153:51
heels my number one skill
153:54
i made a cup of ice water with orange in
153:57
it
153:58
and ben and james
154:06
you know this actually this you know
154:08
this is a good idea stream
154:10
as long as i don't spill water all over
154:12
my laptop this is a great idea
154:15
okay that's ben and jerry's i really do
154:17
need that table because i want to put
154:19
that water down
154:21
[ __ ] i'm going to put it like behind my
154:23
monitor okay seriously
154:26
wait no you haven't made a do that have
154:28
you no wait what the [ __ ] where's my
154:30
phone
154:30
i don't know where the [ __ ] my phone is
154:33
uh hold on
154:34
no where's my phone i had a phone
154:38
guys i did own a phone right like i'm
154:40
not tripping
154:44
where's my i'm not tripping he says the
154:45
trips are really still i found my phone
155:01
james bond as one of the uh as one of
155:03
those like [ __ ] chicks
155:05
he he sleeps with and then like they get
155:07
killed immediately
155:09
that's the dream oh my god i'm sorry
155:13
as soon as i get in front of the
155:14
computer i'm like jesus don't you have
155:16
aircon now
155:17
apparently not there is an aircon thing
155:19
but it's not actually aircon it's just a
155:21
big glorified fan
155:23
it's so annoying it sucks
155:29
yeah i have a lot of water in my
155:32
entire house i've got it for a desk i
155:35
mean think about it like this right
155:36
everyone always says that but
155:38
think about it like this you have like
155:40
three monitors that's three sockets
155:42
a computer another one a camera another
155:44
one lighting
155:45
another one boys
155:58
no i gave you a month
156:02
oh will this be a 24 hour stream no
156:05
probably not hmm
156:14
i'm putting it on my laptop i know i
156:16
shouldn't but i am
156:17
maybe it'll cool it down a bit dude i
156:20
put no joke like three hand i filled
156:22
this cup with ice and there's that much
156:25
ice left in it
156:26
because it's just hecking melting
156:28
because it's that stream
156:31
[Music]
156:34
more the dying bill i think is the truth
156:38
okay where's some buckaroo listen [ __ ] a
156:41
roo
156:44
why are you wearing the sock i'm wearing
156:45
two socks but one of them's small
156:47
they're bad take the cover off
156:56
get extension leads yeah
157:06
all right wait giving them a fair chance
157:09
what happened what's with chat
157:11
what are you trying to get with [ __ ]
157:16
chat
157:18
wait if you if you wore a corset it it'd
157:20
keep that posture for sure
157:21
emery of course it's just that this
157:22
dress doesn't really show it that way
157:24
because there's like things on the side
157:26
i mean you can kind of a little bit tell
157:27
that they're called
157:28
there is a corset in play but either way
157:30
what why is everyone
157:31
on the wall
157:35
i'm gonna have ben and jerry okay i
157:37
wanted to
157:38
dude i kind of wanted to watch a video
157:40
of um i saw leafy made a video on
157:42
minecraft and i kind of wanted to watch
157:44
it
157:44
because everyone's telling me everyone
157:45
was like linking at me and saying like
157:47
hey
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it's something like you you've run
157:49
minecraft service you're a youtuber
157:51
warren's a minecraft so you should talk
157:52
about it
157:53
i don't know what it is yet apparently
157:54
you ran a minecraft server it's like
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dude i cannot get screen capture to work
158:17
on here
158:18
um let me try it again well because
158:21
trying to use the other
158:22
monitor but because maybe trying to use
158:24
my old one
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new source add source
158:30
it's just not capturing the monitor
158:34
it just won't this is so dumb it just
158:37
won't capture the monitor
158:38
bruh what the [ __ ] i can't make a
158:41
monsters i can't like show a youtube
158:42
video this kind of sucks
158:44
i was going to do next
158:47
up
158:52
you mean the white wall i kind of always
158:53
do that
158:57
okay right i wanted something to do i
159:00
wanted to do a screenshot
159:10
enough i'm glad um chat gets a check
159:13
the non-sim council members get a chance
159:15
to get to the sub-goal
159:18
all right i can't figure this [ __ ] out
159:20
my name is
159:28
dude i can't wait for that movie
159:30
honestly
159:32
i don't watch it i pay a lot of money to
159:33
see rose bond
159:35
more content two good content
159:44
dude i cannot work this [ __ ] out boy
159:48
thanks man what the [ __ ] can i do this
159:52
can i do like oh game window capture oh
159:56
window capture let's try window capture
160:02
come on buddy
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wait did i do it oh my god i kind of did
160:09
it uh
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i opened like youtube oh my god i can do
160:14
this
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oh that's so cool okay uh
160:18
yes yes yes
160:21
yes nice nice
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okay nice guys we did it by the way
160:28
that's my girlfriend
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[Music]
160:36
number two what the [ __ ] man ouch even
160:39
more
160:41
right let me move the
160:46
move the display down this is so
160:50
incredibly hard to do without a mouse uh
160:54
because laptops kind of blow for this
160:56
right
160:57
and then i need to do wait no i can't
160:59
hold on i'm so done
161:02
no wait no i'm dumb again dumb again
161:08
oh yeah okay it's still fine
161:12
ah i'm just going to tweak this layer
161:13
because i can't really
161:15
oof face cam
161:18
small okay face cam
161:21
small face cam up here phase
161:24
phase cam right that you know that's
161:28
actually fine
161:29
i just realized that actually works
161:30
really well
161:32
and then window capture go like
161:36
voom
161:39
okay there we go and then i'm gonna i'm
161:44
gonna really quickly turn that off
161:46
just so i can log out of my dad's
161:48
account and go into like incognito in
161:50
fact i'll just go incognito
161:51
all right control oh [ __ ] ctrl shift n
161:55
yes okay are we good
161:59
no oh wait [ __ ] it's the wrong window
162:01
now go ahead
162:06
okay come on you can do this oh my god i
162:09
can't do it on
162:10
i can't do it on this window because
162:12
it's [ __ ]
162:16
okay fine
162:20
if we don't hit the goal today then
162:32
oh yeah i forgot he's doing that it's
162:34
pretty funny actually
162:36
okay i'm just gonna log out of my dad's
162:38
account then give me a sec
162:39
dude i'm sorry this stuff is going to
162:40
take like five extra minutes every time
162:42
because it's so
162:44
impossibly difficult to do this on a
162:46
trackpad everything's so much slower
162:50
let me sign out
162:53
continue right
162:57
right holy [ __ ] wait this is like a cool
163:00
little thing okay look
163:01
i just realized i can now like see how
163:04
everything works
163:05
on the youtube thing look i can see what
163:08
it tries to recommend me now
163:10
look at this it tries to recommend me
163:13
like okay fine mr beast video number one
163:15
right low fly hip hop radio beats to
163:18
study and relax too
163:19
a classic some gordon ramsay and then
163:21
just all network tv shows and like laser
163:24
beam
163:24
oh ksi okay that works right
163:28
so what about what was gonna oh yeah
163:31
do you want to go do you guys want to
163:32
watch a leafyishere video
163:39
the council cannot be dismantled [ __ ]
163:41
yes you know what leafy loves reacting
163:44
to
163:44
leafy loves putting youtube videos in
163:46
the front so let me just make myself
163:47
bigger
163:48
um so let's do that
163:51
let's do let me turn my desktop audio on
163:55
oh it is on oh my god you've been
163:57
hearing everything twice oh i'm sorry
163:59
um whoops
164:02
uh and then let's turn it down a bit
164:06
have you been hearing everything twice
164:07
this entire time oh i'm sorry
164:10
whoops
164:13
okay [ __ ]
164:17
i meant to not do that sorry about that
164:19
buds
164:20
whoopsie
164:23
sorry open volume makes it like i see
164:26
everything
164:28
what the [ __ ] why can't i just like oh
164:31
that's so good
164:32
okay [ __ ] it you're gonna hear this
164:34
twice then i saw
164:35
how i made 100k before youtube and it's
164:37
a minecraft thing
164:38
hashtag minecraft server hashtag
164:40
survival
164:44
wow
164:49
okay
164:58
now
165:12
twitter linkedin honestly
165:16
honestly i don't care i just want to see
165:18
another question it's a 17 minute video
165:19
i'm not giving you a watch time
165:30
the only reason this is recorded is
165:31
because someone's hacking i don't know
165:33
who was
165:34
guarantee [ __ ] someone's hacking in that
165:37
because no one records like pvp servers
165:39
unless it's like
165:40
admins admins please there's someone
165:42
hacking please burn him
165:44
like you guys oops
166:02
let me see if i can turn that down
166:04
because i'm gonna see if i can uh
166:06
i know you can hit double i'm trying to
166:07
see if i can turn um
166:10
i'm trying to see if i can turn down the
166:12
uh this actual video from my laptop
166:15
so you guys can't hear it as much oh i
166:17
can there we go now it gives me the
166:18
option to
166:19
i'm gonna do it like there
166:22
hello
166:30
or do you want to watch this from like
166:31
the room or do you want to watch this
166:33
from okay hold on
166:36
how was that by the way was that real
166:38
quiet
166:40
how was that that how was it
166:43
now it's quiet okay fine then we do we
166:45
do the echo method
166:47
uh okay it's all echo now you just hear
166:50
this
167:04
minecraft server and the reason why is
167:06
this was back then
167:07
all of my drama on youtube getting in a
167:10
fight in middle school did all of it put
167:11
together none of it is even like half as
167:13
stressful as running this goddamn
167:15
minecraft server
167:17
because dude i had no money back then
167:19
bro running a minecraft server is the
167:21
most stressful [ __ ] you'll ever go
167:23
through
167:24
it's it's like it seems so easy to do it
167:27
says hey make a minecraft server just
167:28
pop it on
167:29
some pop the domain on you know
167:32
configure some dns whatever techno jumbo
167:36
no there's so much interpersonal drama
167:38
running any minecraft server it's
167:40
[ __ ]
167:40
guts i hope he gives like a really like
167:43
okay my my my hope with this if he's
167:46
saying like the title is how i made 100k
167:48
before youtube
167:50
i'm gonna take a while guess i server
167:52
made 100k but
167:54
how long actually that's like 100k in
167:56
like a year that would be nuts
167:58
uh i don't know how long you did this
168:00
for though so when you only have like 1
168:02
000
168:03
and you have to put like 900 of it back
168:04
into the server for one release day
168:07
and at the same time you have all these
168:09
other sweaty kids doing the same exact
168:12
thing
168:12
it made for this like crazy br
168:14
experience where
168:15
every single sweaty kid that owned a
168:17
website or owned a minecraft server
168:20
was doing like several different tactics
168:22
pretty much every tactic that like
168:24
you could even do just so he could get
168:26
more pie because there's only so much
168:28
pie to be
168:28
in right anyways some people wanted a
168:30
story video and i'm not doing a story
168:32
video about minecraft and like
168:34
websites and stuff like this and we'll
168:36
see how people ended up surviving and
168:38
not getting smoked
168:39
so if you're 13 and you want to open up
168:41
a minecraft server i don't know if these
168:42
tactics still work right maybe it's a
168:44
little bit more
168:45
like tame now but yeah take some notes
168:48
because
168:49
i mean i'm not going to admit to
168:50
anything but pretty much every single
168:51
person running a server was doing this
168:53
[ __ ]
168:57
okay he's gonna have like these random
168:59
like intimate bits and then just kind of
169:00
like
169:01
people yelling at us still ducks
169:05
boxing you know can i go
169:08
yeah oh youtube bro this
169:13
[Music]
169:16
scare him off and a lot of the times it
169:18
actually beginner stuff whenever there
169:19
was a new guy
169:20
and he just showed up and he you know
169:22
rented a 150
169:23
ovh server yeah everyone would just dox
169:26
him to try to scare him off and a lot of
169:27
the times it actually did like usually
169:29
this is
169:30
also like added in with swatting
169:31
multiple times and
169:33
a lot of stuff like that like yeah this
169:35
is just the beginning
169:36
people all saw it as they have a gig
169:38
going and
169:39
the new guy definitely was not getting
169:41
any cuts of the pie
169:42
kill the fish yeah details so i didn't
169:46
really experience much of the doxing
169:47
stuff now
169:48
like i don't know maybe my information
169:50
was just so hard to find
169:52
but no when i ran a server there was
169:53
like um
169:55
there's a bunch of like the sort of
169:57
small it doesn't really happen with big
169:59
servers like
170:00
cosmic's not out here like trying to hit
170:02
off like small servers and
170:03
ruin people's lives but like hypixel's
170:06
not doing it as far as i know
170:08
but um like a bunch of these like small
170:10
factions and survival servers and like
170:11
skyblock servers like what they used to
170:13
do
170:14
like there's a guy that i know oh
170:16
[ __ ] story time holy [ __ ] i forgot
170:17
about this guy
170:18
there's a dude that i know which if he's
170:20
watching the stream or know about i'm
170:21
going to give away your your used to be
170:23
profession
170:24
what he was hired to do was a couple
170:27
things
170:28
um he was literally hired
170:31
in that cutie example just need to roil
170:35
it
170:36
okay sweet wait is it cool
170:40
of it working or is there another way i
170:42
could send there
170:44
as long as there's a short video when is
170:46
the calendar coming out i want to get
170:48
the tattoo
170:49
soon calendar's not gonna be up photo
170:52
shoot's gonna be out
170:53
when i i think i wanna do it when i've
170:56
when i moved in which is probably like
170:57
only a few days away
170:59
but technically everyone's schedules
171:01
free like i can 100 do it move
171:03
movie can't watch a movie not allowed to
171:05
watch movies on here at least i don't
171:07
know but um
171:08
no there's like uh yeah i think we'll
171:11
end up everyone's free to do it
171:13
i just don't think anyone's doing it yet
171:16
i don't know what is back going gold
171:18
hopefully
171:19
okay yeah but what i don't know okay i
171:22
don't have a date on it basically i have
171:23
no idea what day it's gonna be but it's
171:25
gonna be
171:25
soonish i think okay when i was doing
171:29
hey sorry back to the point
171:30
uh when i was doing um when i was doing
171:33
minecraft servers a lot of people used
171:34
to do that on really small ones
171:36
but they uh they never doxed me they did
171:39
ddos
171:40
everything that i ever put out though
171:42
you play mc was
171:43
rife with drama
171:49
yeah the photo shoot's going to be real
171:50
soon uh probably like maybe
171:52
a week i want to say a week or less i've
171:55
got everything for it every outfit that
171:57
i'm wearing i'm going to do it
171:58
so should be good
172:04
so boring essentially just had this
172:08
massive
172:08
[ __ ] landing son yes yeah this [ __ ]
172:11
was super common
172:12
back then this is like the days of
172:14
lizard squad and stuff like that where
172:16
everyone essentially just had this
172:18
massive botnet or at least spending like
172:20
two hundred dollars on a footer
172:21
which essentially is just renting a
172:23
bonus that was like back in the days
172:25
like you could get someone's ip address
172:27
from skype
172:28
so like you'd get booted up all of my me
172:30
and my friends get booted off so often
172:32
because like we have our skype to deal
172:34
with this shot
172:36
okay so i'm pretty sorry very sorry wait
172:39
what the [ __ ] so the time cause i need
172:40
to do
172:55
okay hold on so
172:59
i'll give you a clue so one of the
173:02
outfits is going to be uh
173:05
right one of them is definitely going to
173:07
be the dremel i wore last time i was at
173:09
the house
173:10
the black shirt red red skirt thing
173:13
because that looks pretty good that's
173:14
what it's gonna be
173:16
uh why are you why are you be sitting
173:19
like a man [ __ ]
173:20
what am i supposed to ah is that better
173:23
one
173:24
no better sorry much easier now easier
173:27
on the eyes
173:28
so uh holy [ __ ]
173:32
nice uh it's floating phone
173:36
yeah no you look so manly that's because
173:38
i'm
173:39
[ __ ] manly i'm so mad i'm manly man
173:42
move your glass no there's nothing in it
173:44
it's fine this i'm gonna say i don't
173:45
care
173:46
um i'm man spreading with this
173:49
so hey person oh
173:53
someone's new uh yeah there's like
173:56
girl cross legs or ankles girls cross
173:59
their legs or ankles
174:02
i don't feel like can someone explain to
174:04
me what the [ __ ] whole gang is
174:05
one of them's a secret and i'm just here
174:07
to say that cold hot dogs are superior
174:10
and apples am i
174:11
right no you're a terrible person uh
174:15
say apples if you've killed a man by the
174:17
way uh so there's
174:21
uh so there
174:24
what the [ __ ] when are you building a
174:26
table then i don't know if i will i
174:27
genuinely don't know if i will build
174:28
this table
174:29
because it's requires so much routing
174:31
and i don't want to turn on a power
174:34
but dude why are people saying apples
174:35
more now than i said when you say it if
174:37
you killed a man
174:38
all right the uh demo slime dude so okay
174:43
one is going to be the red red skirt
174:45
black shirt one of them
174:47
is going to be maybe haven't decided on
174:49
yes or no yet but it's maybe going to be
174:51
the bunny one
174:52
the playboy outfit the next one
174:57
wink the next one's a secret it's not
174:59
actually that entertaining but i think
175:00
it's funny
175:02
it's not like super hot it's just it's
175:04
funny i like it it's funny made me laugh
175:06
when i thought of it
175:07
so we're doing that one as well uh
175:09
cinderella no
175:11
it's not a disney princess it's
175:13
literally just a bit of like uh
175:14
it's still it's not cosplay it's just
175:16
funny to me
175:18
the next one that i'm not telling you um
175:21
zen thai suit all right what should we
175:23
do i'm kind of bored what are you gonna
175:24
do
175:25
i'm kind of what do you want to do it's
175:26
fanboy hooters it's not family heroes
175:28
what do you want to do what do you want
175:29
to do what do you want to do what are
175:31
you going to do what do you want to do
175:32
i'm bored what do you want to do i'm
175:33
bored what do you want to do i'm bored
175:35
what do you want to do
175:39
dude the uh what do you want to do like
175:42
what's the
175:42
who's the the red dress one zack 7 654
175:46
just subscribed
175:52
ouch
175:56
watch and i'll have to watch movies i'm
175:58
so sorry
176:00
i'm so sorry build table if i turn on a
176:02
power tool right now
176:04
everyone will kill me i need also i'm
176:06
gonna need another person to move it
176:08
i think if i'm gonna do it hold gang
176:11
sucks
176:12
why are there so many gangs what the
176:13
[ __ ] is whole gang if i'm gonna do that
176:15
if i'm gonna do it
176:16
fashion show if i'm gonna do it uh i'm
176:19
gonna do a uh i'm gonna get a couple
176:20
people and i'm probably gonna do it as a
176:22
guy
176:22
very very sorry about that i'm probably
176:24
gonna build the desk as a guy if i
176:26
stream it
176:26
because it is so much work hail rose
176:30
mother of our
176:30
lord cthulhu drown out your loyal sims
176:33
in your deep bosom only to
176:36
be gone once again to do acts of
176:38
something forever
176:52
earrings sorry
176:54
[ __ ] sims together strong just
176:56
finished
176:57
the video i am if i can
177:08
okay there's no liquid in that um
177:13
all right let me see if i can i need
177:14
that space clear or i'm not gonna
177:16
use my mouse let me see if i can use
177:19
this chord
177:20
because discord's like deleted some
177:22
[ __ ] version of its application
177:23
we're gonna launch setup i mean launch
177:25
it set up as an admin
177:27
and see if that'll maybe clean it i
177:28
don't know
177:30
let's see if i can install this
177:32
installation has failed
177:33
that's [ __ ] beautiful yay okay i
177:35
can't open discord
177:39
what do i have twitter i can open
177:42
twitter
177:42
can you show me let's go right there's
177:45
les gang this whole gang there's [ __ ]
177:47
offline gang there's
177:48
what there's the sim council there are
177:50
too many gangs there are too many
177:52
factions
177:52
i don't know what member i'm a part of i
177:54
guess i'm a less gang we can we go to
177:56
war with the synth council
177:58
less than goes to war with the [ __ ]
177:59
sim council offline gang is the neutral
178:02
third party
178:03
whole ganga like the gorilla the
178:05
guerrilla warfare fighters
178:06
there's a wall gang apparently war gang
178:08
are like if they
178:10
if war gang in world war ii would be
178:12
like france i don't know they're doing
178:14
nothing all they want to do is stand
178:15
still look at it look at a wall
178:17
um you can build table and fanboy getup
178:20
like last stream
178:22
i could do that i could do that i might
178:25
wait until it's a little bit
178:26
cooler because it's still really hot um
178:30
are you trans now no not even close
178:33
[Music]
178:34
uh not even close i'm getting there ever
178:38
so slightly tiptoeing away towards it
178:40
okay wait [ __ ] it cool cool cow there's
178:43
some mud
178:44
some warden i don't know i need a pole
178:45
going i need a game call
178:47
what poll are they in wall game poll uh
178:50
sorry
178:50
whole game [ __ ] war game uh
178:53
wall game whole game les game
178:56
the council of simp gang
179:02
yeah offline gang those are the five you
179:04
can put five options do you have any
179:06
tips for new content creators
179:08
streamers also how to donate for maid
179:13
that's role cool also can we do a q a i
179:16
feel like i can actually sit here and
179:17
just okay
179:17
[Music]
179:19
what do we have then council gang
179:24
pull up then council game council gang
179:26
dude if only there were bits enabled
179:27
council gang would have got this one in
179:29
the bag
179:29
lesbian gangs kind of win here council
179:31
gang i'm really sorry council gang
179:34
but like you're kind of afraid so let's
179:35
be missing one council alone or donate
179:38
to join chat
179:39
no so uh i'm sorry i'm sorry
179:43
i've got the council mad at me
179:48
yeah i've got the council man the
179:50
council will prevail
179:52
who's mad who's mad hoes man uh so
179:56
i was mad counsel mad cancel mad cancel
179:58
med um
180:00
the uh do you have any tips for
180:01
commenting on new content creators
180:04
uh hold on it's yeah it's all the way
180:08
it's gang gang time the gang gang
180:11
lesbian gang kind of won offline gangs
180:13
close second but lesbian gang wins
180:15
good [ __ ] good [ __ ] gang so
180:19
the the i get the feeling if the war
180:21
becomes a donor war
180:32
uh okay can you wait
180:35
can you wear jeans on in the who's this
180:37
guy could do i don't have any jeans
180:39
though again it's my new place i only
180:40
bought a few things
180:42
um oh god some for the council reflects
180:44
their wallets
180:46
i'm not entirely sure that i'm not
180:49
entirely sure that
180:50
getting them to donate more is a great
180:52
idea um
180:54
so do you have any new tips for content
180:56
create for new content creators
180:57
yes i do actually oh god wait what
181:01
what the [ __ ]
181:05
what the [ __ ] are you doing sitting
181:06
answering questions being a dope eagle
181:08
look at this
181:09
muscle dude
181:13
like a bodybuilder
181:17
right hold up i think the only like new
181:20
tip i'd have for content creators is
181:21
just kind of like
181:23
uh can you do no i'm not going to
181:26
be wrong no of course i'm [ __ ] not
181:28
never going to do one i think the only
181:29
tip for new content creators i'd have is
181:31
just like
181:32
do what you find fun cause like again it
181:34
sounds real cliche
181:36
but if you're if you genuinely don't
181:38
like what you're doing or you're doing
181:39
it for the either money or like just
181:41
because you think it'll work
181:43
yeah it's not gonna it's not gonna
181:45
people kind of pick up on that so just
181:47
kind of be you
181:49
pete there's like it's like xqc was
181:50
talking about it i was like the first
181:52
time i actually watched
181:53
like an xqc stream for ages he was
181:55
talking about how um
181:56
like being really genuine on twitch is
181:59
something that's kind of uh
182:00
kind of going out of style well being
182:02
genuine on youtube is something that's
182:03
gone out of style
182:04
and twitch is heading that way but like
182:07
twitch and youtube
182:08
both really benefit from uh from being
182:11
like a genuine person
182:12
so like i guess just don't try and fake
182:14
being someone else says the man
182:16
faking being a woman but you know
182:20
don't be don't don't try and like copy
182:22
people because you think it'll work
182:23
basically
182:25
anyway i'm gonna copy all the twitch
182:28
i can't look as stuff as you and sorry
182:32
it can't donate that much it offend
182:35
oh my god don't worry also in all
182:38
fairness i'm
182:39
20. so there's always like i got that
182:41
young face going i wouldn't be where you
182:43
are now
182:44
yeah but that doesn't listen death metal
182:46
that doesn't mean anything but also
182:48
isn't that a good thing without the
182:51
council you wouldn't be dressed up in
182:53
a really short skirt and a bunch of
182:55
makeup and a wig and [ __ ] underwear
182:58
that's also a thong yeah
183:03
so good i'm not sure if i knew or sugar
183:05
mama will be back tonight yes i
183:07
am all alone
183:10
but don't worry they'll be back it's
183:12
annoying sorry
183:13
cross legs sure should i cross-legged
183:17
woman
183:17
rented for that exact wait what
183:21
woman invented that for a reason fine
183:31
oh by the way kiss uh not sure if i
183:34
if i your sugar will be back tonight
183:37
guess i'm leaving you all alone but
183:38
don't worry i'll be back okay
183:40
thank you kiss thank you my guy or gal
183:43
probably gal i mean gal yes
183:45
[Music]
183:47
also message me on discord
183:51
uh it means everything to the council
183:54
what means everything
183:55
what means everything also i'm look oh
183:57
my god sam i'm watching your thing hold
183:59
on
184:00
i'm watching sam sent me a video of him
184:02
with a
184:03
oh it's sick
184:07
bruh hold on there's no way you can see
184:09
that it [ __ ] flicks
184:11
dude that's so dope i want one
184:15
so badly holy [ __ ]
184:18
it's legitimately an assassin's creed
184:19
dagger he just like there's a little
184:22
finger pull on the on his finger he goes
184:23
like that and it shrinks out
184:26
it's like a metal i'm guessing it's like
184:27
cosplay because that doesn't look like
184:28
it's sharp
184:29
is it sharp probably not right
184:33
but holy [ __ ]
184:36
that's awesome also you've got a gun on
184:38
the ground next to you though
184:39
the the no no it's the shushing dagger
184:41
you're getting it wrong guys
184:43
it's not a hidden blade it's a shin
184:44
dagger
184:46
okay don't know what no no
184:50
when are you going to play on your own
184:52
server we want the end also
184:55
that's a good idea that's a good idea
184:58
come on me and that's a good idea i
185:00
haven't actually seen my sub server in
185:02
ages i'm not going to change it off just
185:04
chatting because i probably won't be on
185:06
there for
185:06
too long should we see if i can like
185:08
boot up minecraft on this laptop last
185:10
time i did it didn't go very well i got
185:11
like 30 fps
185:14
hold on well like holy [ __ ]
185:19
oh my god i'm being asked for my
185:20
password
185:22
i remember my password please please
185:28
i have joined whole gang so you must
185:30
respect us
185:32
i respect you wait no actually i don't
185:35
actually know what whole gang is
185:37
can someone please explain what the [ __ ]
185:39
it means though
185:40
like come on please please
185:46
what is it though i actually don't know
185:48
what that what do you stand for
185:50
as a political party what are you what
185:51
are you for what are you for what are
185:53
your laws what are your rules you know
185:55
is it one point five point two i think
185:56
it is 1.51 we'll find out
186:03
okay don't know
186:07
what is it i've already pressed play we
186:10
stand for the holes
186:11
what holes 1.16 is it 1.16
186:16
oh [ __ ] is it 1.16 i don't remember what
186:19
it was
186:19
[ __ ]
186:24
we dig a big hole underneath the earth
186:26
all right
186:27
maybe it's is it a subservient i don't
186:29
know what his feet gang
186:30
nope
186:35
square up whole gang but
186:39
the sim gang is too strong here
186:42
we'll just there's almost no
186:45
well there's almost no latency between
186:47
you and us i'm going to read the first
186:49
chat message i see ready
186:51
the whole gang is from some server there
186:52
we go
186:55
all right next one i'm gonna do together
186:57
right yeah it's less going there you go
187:01
no it's not sharp but if you want me to
187:03
sharpen it before i send it no
187:05
definitely don't do that i also have
187:07
that is a an assassin's
187:17
as soon as you sharpen it it's a it's an
187:19
illegal weapon
187:20
if it's not sharpened technically it's
187:23
fine
187:24
but then if you sharpen it the uk goes
187:26
oh no no
187:27
that's like a gun that's actually they
187:29
find that worse than having a gun
187:31
fun fact if you you can run around what
187:34
you mean you can get a license for a
187:35
rifle
187:36
can't get a license
187:49
you look like a secretary uh is your
187:52
name on the list
187:53
[ __ ] hold on where's my hold on i'm
187:55
getting a phone call
188:04
sir you meet you me you're you're three
188:06
o'clock's here
188:08
yeah no i thought i i you can come up
188:10
from the lobby now so
188:11
there you go oh [ __ ] sorry i didn't end
188:14
the call
188:15
okay hold on let me get on the subserver
188:17
um
188:19
what's the [ __ ] oh my god i don't know
188:21
my own server no
188:23
no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it was what the [ __ ]
188:28
no or was it vince the dog no oh my god
188:31
i'm dumb
188:32
oh my god i'm done guys i'm dumb guys
188:35
guys what's the ip guys i forgot which
188:37
one the dot what wtf is
188:39
oh it's played up okay i was missing the
188:41
play-doh oh i typed it i was like that
188:43
doesn't look right
188:46
okay there we go i'm actually gonna do
188:48
it there's 34 people on it holy [ __ ]
188:51
okay let's go
188:54
let's go my face can let's go back up
188:57
over here let's play some minecraft
189:03
dude playing minecraft on the trackpad
189:05
this can be so fun
189:07
it's gonna be like really riveting
189:08
content for you guys
189:10
uh windows capture let's go to minecraft
189:13
minecraft minecraft where
189:17
no not windows store just minecraft my
189:20
guy that'd be nice
189:22
minecraft where's minecraft
189:27
where's minecraft
189:34
there's no minecraft where are you sir
189:37
there's no minecraft
189:40
where's minecraft what it's not
189:42
minecraft i'm so upset
189:44
oh there it is about it nice
189:47
okay boop
189:50
joining world joining world joining what
189:54
boy no why why though dude if i swear to
189:58
god
189:58
there's no way i can't get onto my own
190:00
server
190:02
no don't do this to me
190:10
what
190:17
this is bs what what why why though
190:22
what wrong version is 1.16
190:26
is it one point sixteen
190:31
point sixteen okay there we go jesus
190:34
christ
190:36
now i've gotta capture a new window god
190:39
dang it
190:43
come on people get all thin guy clothes
190:45
gone for good
190:47
it's not gone for good it's gone for six
190:48
months i just it was real real easy to
190:50
just type
190:51
guy clothes be gone because you know
190:54
not seeing them for six months is
190:56
basically forever i'm launching it again
190:58
my guy i'm launching a new version of
190:59
minecraft
191:00
i have to download a new version
191:04
cosplay as evie fry from asses and crete
191:06
syndicate victorian times london
191:09
also
191:13
that is coming in november genuinely i
191:16
haven't liked an assassin's creed game
191:18
other than brotherhood in ever
191:23
i i genuinely
191:27
you won't want guy clothes by then it's
191:29
much better being a woman
191:31
[ __ ] hell you know
191:34
to be honest i probably will
191:38
okay this is still like does this screen
191:40
fit there okay
191:41
disconnected no no server please don't
191:44
tell me we went down
191:46
oh it's working holy [ __ ] oh my god it's
191:49
so incredibly laggy why is there a giant
191:51
a hole in the middle of spawn
191:53
okay that's cool wait the is this the
191:56
hole
191:57
is this whole game dude why is my
192:00
why is my why can this not render
192:04
why am i like locked at 30 fps okay
192:07
there we go
192:08
okay hey yeah hey cool this is i feel
192:11
like a new
192:12
like a new minecraft player that has no
192:13
idea what he's doing except fly mode oh
192:16
that helps so much
192:20
okay there we go holy [ __ ]
192:23
this is kind of dope i'm just going up
192:25
one what is that
192:26
what's that okay
192:30
someone found our house
192:34
i'm going into the nether i want to see
192:35
if there's anything interesting
192:37
let me let me let me i mean let me
192:40
there okay there's
192:44
nothing interesting you guys haven't
192:45
built a netherfort like a nether base oh
192:47
what is that
192:48
why is that just like a four like a
192:52
oh shouldn't go there whoops i'm gonna
192:55
go back to spawn
192:57
dude i don't know how these dude
193:00
everyone's got like some people have
193:01
like diamond armor already
193:03
oh [ __ ] oh yeah people got ranks
193:06
oh dude they've got ranks based on their
193:08
tears and subs that's kind of cool
193:11
there's one tier two on it's angry tp to
193:15
cal
193:17
tp cal cool cal
193:21
i feel like i i feel like such a noob
193:23
playing minecraft because i look like
193:24
i'm
193:24
the trackpad just does not help me very
193:26
much here okay
193:28
what is this this is a dupe machine
193:29
you've made i'll make
193:33
okay oh okay you've got like a hopper
193:36
so you've got an automatic pumpkin phone
193:37
that's pretty cool block upload text has
193:39
made that real easy huh
193:41
okay dude that's some cool wood
193:44
i like that gray wood and again my
193:46
entire house is made of gray what is
193:47
this place
193:48
is this cool's plot all right i'm going
193:51
down here
193:54
yeah this is cool wood down i wish i oh
193:57
[ __ ] they got villager trading
193:58
that's pretty dope wait is there some
194:01
secret dude
194:02
they're keeping villager slaves this is
194:04
i don't you know i don't support this
194:07
oh my god let me sprint my there we go
194:13
this is kind of dope though i'm gonna
194:14
lie this is kind of sick
194:16
what is that penis tower
194:19
okay it's right next to the village so
194:21
they've made like a little um
194:23
that's a dope they've just expanded the
194:25
village
194:26
that's cool i got like a is that an
194:27
arena oh look at the witch tower
194:30
the strange witch penis town what are
194:33
you on your chest buckaroo
194:35
damn it lord mosey that's who owns the
194:37
penis tower
194:38
right i want to see the gladiator arena
194:40
please be a gladiator arena
194:45
it wait lemayo who called it pen
194:48
pencil okay wait offline town is best
194:51
time
194:52
oh this is the offline gang's town
194:54
that's kind of dope
194:56
comes the offline town i wait no where's
194:58
the offline towel
194:59
town tp uh
195:04
usually tp2 official
195:07
usually tp3 this is whole town oh okay
195:11
this is a whole gang's town uh official
195:14
i'll take me to official
195:16
official there we go
195:21
oh wait i don't want to go back over
195:23
here
195:25
oh damn offline gang okay offline gang
195:28
clearly like
195:29
has done quite a lot more here holy crap
195:33
wait that's like that girl's house what
195:35
the heck
195:37
that's like the girl that i raided
195:38
before
195:40
this looks exactly like her house
195:45
stuff sauce oh my god let me i can't do
195:49
minecraft on trackpad oh i can't even
195:50
get in let me in
195:52
oh do it again i'm all right there we go
195:55
i'm in
195:56
oh i broke this that never mind i didn't
195:57
register hey this is nice
195:59
this is actually dude this one looks
196:01
like her house so much this is so cool
196:05
oh my god oh my god
196:08
this is so dope this is so cool i like
196:10
this this is a good this is a good area
196:13
they got like sheep farms and stuff over
196:14
there that's cool i enjoy it
196:16
all right look at the sky
196:20
oh my god offline can do with the oh my
196:24
god
196:25
people people
196:37
[ __ ] yes okay that's sick that's so cool
196:40
okay cool
196:41
oh i think this might it's like dude
196:43
it's like 11 p.m
196:45
we've got the stream's been going for
196:47
three hours now
196:48
we might we might be at a point where we
196:50
go where we end
196:52
we may end i'll give you i'll give you
196:55
one
196:55
what's the ip you've got to be a sub my
196:57
go oh wait the ips
196:58
uh cool cool if you join the discord
197:00
there's going to be a tutorial on how to
197:02
get on there by the way
197:03
uh if you ask cool call call put the
197:06
discord link in the chat
197:07
uh you can join the discord it'll give
197:08
you instructions on how to get in the
197:09
sub server if yourself
197:11
it checks it automatically um
197:14
we waited six days for what do i mean
197:17
what
197:18
what do you want to do i don't wanna i
197:20
don't know what you want me to do
197:22
what should i do what should i do i
197:24
don't have anything else to do
197:27
because i can't exactly use my laptop
197:29
for things that are gaming because
197:31
this laptop sucks for gaming but it's
197:33
still a goddamn razer
197:34
you'd think you'd be good for gaming huh
197:36
i can't even
197:37
get that go downstairs kind of going to
197:40
a walk i can go downstairs though
197:42
it's so dark downstairs though it's not
197:44
like dude the lights
197:45
suck down there i kind of realized that
197:47
i realized
197:48
what i kind of realized that i need to
197:49
get new light bulbs down there because
197:51
the rest of it
197:52
sucks when's next stream okay i'll make
197:55
you a promise
197:56
i'll actually stick to it because you
197:58
guys have uh you guys have been
198:00
waiting for this stream for a very long
198:02
time i'll do a stream
198:04
tomorrow i could do a stream tomorrow
198:06
i'm gonna work with this wig though
198:07
because this week's so nice
198:08
okay guys what do you want me to wear
198:10
tomorrow you guys can pick me up
198:12
for tomorrow
198:16
you guys can pick up the tomorrow
198:19
what did it be would it'd be yellow
198:23
who's this plus skirt but not not bikini
198:26
uh the red wig
198:28
could do red wig makeup store i didn't
198:31
make another
198:34
i got a lot of stuff now i got the
198:35
yellow thing i got the i got that like
198:37
uh the the white the white shirt with um
198:40
the white shirt with heck in the the
198:42
lavender
198:42
skirt wouldn't you wouldn't see the red
198:44
the red though
198:46
red wig show me to find something to
198:48
wear with the red wig
198:50
fanboy hooter's full outfit
198:53
okay okay okay okay wait what was what
198:57
else was sent me
198:58
okay i got the thumbnail
199:13
oh wait what the [ __ ] just happened
199:16
wasn't that
199:18
jesus i just saw that come through
199:20
before
199:21
dude nice thanks so much for the 10 subs
199:24
okay
199:24
we got like dude okay listen listen not
199:27
counsel gang
199:27
we did it guys the council didn't the
199:29
council didn't manage to fill in the the
199:32
[ __ ] goal in one day i knew they
199:34
wouldn't they got way too far let me
199:36
just say they got way too far
199:38
um i don't think we can no we're not
199:40
counting ali's donation into the sub
199:42
into the goal because there was no goal
199:45
when that was made
199:46
because ally didn't ally would donate it
199:48
before the goals man so we're not
199:49
counting that but
199:50
jesus they got very far too far jet too
199:53
far chat they almost got halfway in
199:54
can't let that happen again everyone
199:56
discouraged the council i don't want to
199:58
be throwing away my guy clothes it's not
200:00
going to happen i'm going to remain a
200:01
manly manly manly man
200:02
just like i am now manly man forever no
200:06
gun
200:07
all right let me do
200:11
red wig uh red wigs
200:14
something just red wig red awake
200:17
anything
200:18
why not actually what would i do for the
200:20
red wig what can i wear for the red wig
200:22
who's this one's got a fanboy hooters
200:24
has got to be like fanboy
200:26
um what should i wear for the red wig
200:34
normal dress i'm just gonna do a normal
200:35
dress because there's a bunch of dress
200:37
like i wear with a red wig
200:38
uh uh
200:46
this is gonna be for tomorrow by the way
200:51
full fanboy hooters
200:56
right and then what else did we say
200:58
we're gonna do full fanboy hooters
201:00
the red wig thing honestly i need to
201:02
check twitter on my phone because i
201:03
can't
201:03
actually see it hold on i'm gonna get
201:05
your suggestions up now okay
201:09
summer yellow oh yeah yellow summer
201:12
dress
201:17
yellow dress okay
201:21
what what what to be did you get your
201:23
orange skate i did
201:25
i already read the donation i did i did
201:28
do that
201:30
yet i did i got it oh yeah the
201:33
white shirt lavender white
201:51
though i just went listen all i wanted
201:54
to do
201:55
all i wanted to do was for you to say
201:58
that the council gang is not strong
202:01
but for some reason like the council got
202:03
too strong
202:05
you keep overdressing for temple hunters
202:06
that was going to be a question if
202:08
fanboyhood is one i'm going to ask you
202:09
some questions about it
202:12
because i wanted to do the fanboy who
202:13
does one different and actually do
202:15
fanboy
202:16
you know instead of like woman wearing
202:17
something that says fanboy hooters
202:20
uh okay is there anything else
202:23
good that i can easily put together
202:28
uh red wig yellow dress
202:32
man okay [ __ ] i'm gonna do four options
202:36
there you go
202:37
go oh my [ __ ] does not make guidelines
202:40
can i not put fanboy
202:42
what do i do what'd i do wrong
202:45
then bye it's gonna be fanboy okay is
202:48
that not the word
202:50
uh what
202:56
oh my god
203:03
what the [ __ ] why do you not meet the
203:04
guidelines
203:08
what guidelines which one
203:17
uh can i put hooters is that it
203:25
what
203:29
[ __ ] i'm just gonna put a full fanboy
203:30
what
203:32
i don't know what's i don't know what's
203:33
triggering it why am i not allowed to do
203:35
that
203:36
what huh
203:41
what 500 base to join for people asking
203:45
in chat
203:46
yeah the the council requires 500
203:50
[ __ ] hell ah christ
203:53
why can i not
204:07
all right can i just not have fanboy
204:10
what is triggering this i can't put
204:12
anything in
204:13
hey cool can you help me out here i
204:15
wanted to put the options as
204:17
uh red wig normal dress the full fanboy
204:20
hooters
204:21
and the yellow yellow dress i guess and
204:24
then the
204:25
white the lavender lavender skirt thing
204:33
i have no idea why this is not working
204:35
for me
204:36
it's like it says it's all those options
204:38
are word for word what i read out
204:41
and that's what i put in until it's like
204:44
content does not meet guidelines
204:48
uh okay
204:52
yeah i don't know why that didn't work i
204:54
can't change anything
204:56
there you go okay you put normie dress
205:00
that wasn't even the up normie dress was
205:01
the yellow one
205:07
oh [ __ ] lavender's winning oh damn
205:11
dude lavender's with lavender's [ __ ]
205:13
winning this [ __ ] damn okay
205:15
fanboy goose is on a later date i guess
205:25
oh [ __ ] dude it's gonna be the lavender
205:27
skirt
205:29
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] why not is it fumble
205:32
you're just kind of making a comeback
205:34
here
205:38
have you put it to uh infinite votes
205:41
i feel like you have other like yeah you
205:44
have
205:45
you put it so they can uh use channel
205:48
points to vote
205:50
dude only just about i have okay
205:53
just about lavender skirt won that okay
205:56
so the next one after that will probably
205:58
be the
205:58
the full fanboy hooters okay i can do
206:00
that white shirt lavender skirt
206:02
very easy to do especially in summer
206:04
thank you very very good options there
206:06
also i have a question about the fanboy
206:09
hooters thing
206:10
uh so quick question though someone said
206:13
before that i overdressed i kind of
206:15
agree with them
206:15
what do you want me to do for the femboy
206:17
hooters thing i reckon no bobs for the
206:19
femboy hooters thing
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what do you think you promised well that
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you'd wear the red wig
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i'll read i'll wear the red wig with
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that outfit so it'll be like red wig
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white shirt lavender lavender uh
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thingies
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so no bobs uh the orange orange skirt
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i've still got to do
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what do you think i can't get a booty
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shot
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i mean i could try and get booty shorts
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you know since i'm not doing it tomorrow
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i'll try and get
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i'll try and get the shorts all right
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bob's in vicky
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yeah no bobs no wig sure it's literally
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just fan boy hooters okay cool
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so no like female stuff just like uh
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just let you just make up and
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like make up an easiest cosplay easiest
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cosplay
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easy easy peasy cosplay
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keep the corset should i wear the corset
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for uh do i wear corset for the fanboy
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do i wear a corset for fanpoint do i
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heals i can wear heels sure that's fine
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okay yes yep
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heels with it as well
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i don't know about the small bobs okay
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[ __ ] do we need another pole for this
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[ __ ] it i'm gonna do the pole because
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actually i'll end up doing i'll i'll do
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this pole
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course it's definitely heals yes right
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i'm gonna do a poll on bob's big
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small no
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for fanboy hooters
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bob's feuders
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is it the word hooters
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there you go it's the word hooters
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what about fishnets i can do those sure
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i can do fishnets sure
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this is for the fanboy hooters thing
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both didn't bolt
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oh dude wait majority of people saying
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small so these
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these these are what the small ones are
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by the way they're still like not
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they're not giant but they're there i
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mean i can do both can't i
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i'll wear like a i'll wear like a bra
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and then like
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i can put them in and take them out
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all right not big definitely not big
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okay cool
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fanboy equals no bob i'll probably do
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okay you know what next
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i've done like fanboy like 5 000 times
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i'll probably end up doing none
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and then i'll do the fishnets and stuff
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i'll do a classic rendition
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all right
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have you seen the oh sorry i didn't read
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it it's like it muted it out
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have you seen the fanboy who's this
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cosplay from a guy called beefster oh
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yeah beef stew i know that guy i follow
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him on twitter
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now that's a fanboy you should check it
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out he's thick as [ __ ] dude
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beef stew got an ass though just saying
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he's like wearing a corset
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i i follow him on twitter i don't
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remember seeing that though
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uh beef stew
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c sim council decides and steam labs is
209:31
having trouble opening
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right
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okay okay straight up can't find the
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thing he did i'm just gonna scroll
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through jesus right i'm gonna scroll
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through his tweets for a while
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until i find what i'm on about what
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you're on about
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holy [ __ ]
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hold on i just saw like a small image of
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it i'm trying to find the actual picture
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of it
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was it when the was it the cake thing i
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saw that
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holy [ __ ] it got like 12 000 likes dude
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he got an
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ass what the [ __ ] why did he
210:17
why did he do it though why did he do it
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though
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why did he why did he do it
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holy [ __ ] that's working nuts oh for the
210:31
record i've been working out a bit
210:33
30 minutes a day absent ass this dude is
210:36
this dude's not straight
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that's [ __ ] cool oh my god i'm off
210:44
moth staying with me i'm a name and
210:46
brian
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if he flies at me i'm [ __ ] killing
210:48
him though um
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is he i don't know if he is but that's
210:54
kind of cool
210:55
well you little [ __ ] no oh [ __ ]
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i know you're a moth but you're still a
211:01
[ __ ] go [ __ ] away
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i'm getting in the stream wait [ __ ]
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isn't he a twitch streamer i wonder if
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he's streaming
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oh my god what if he's streaming i'll
211:12
rate him if he's streaming
211:15
i don't think he is no oh and also
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discords
211:18
my my my shit's just crashing okay
211:22
cool my my
211:25
chrome's just not gonna work here
211:30
did you try and block the council from
211:32
stream labs
211:34
this is high treason
211:37
i'm so down to block him i'm so down to
211:40
block the council
211:41
i think he starts streaming a little bit
211:42
1am or something like 2am
211:44
because he was alive like two hours ago
211:46
20 hours ago
211:48
okay dwight thank you so much for the
211:50
subreddit
211:52
maybe maybe
211:55
maybe maybe okay i can write that though
212:00
just the minx is also streaming
212:03
[Music]
212:05
right what do you want you want the
212:08
juicer minx
212:09
or tapple just the minks or tackle we'll
212:12
read one of them
212:13
wait right zelk is up streaming holy
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[ __ ] i don't follow zok on
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twitch i just realized i didn't know he
212:19
had a twitch channel i thought he did
212:20
youtube
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it's okay elk okay i'll follow
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although it's gross and bad i'm not
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gonna watch his ad
212:31
all right we'll do it paul one sec right
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we'll do a poll
212:34
there's minx there's zelk and there's
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taco
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braid minx
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this is elk and there's taco
212:50
right why is that not working
212:53
dude twitch dude twitch sucks
212:57
what the [ __ ] i can't literally says
212:59
raid minks
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zelk tackle what the [ __ ] is
213:02
inappropriate about that
213:04
twitch my guy
213:11
i'm just gonna change the random words
213:16
uh there we go
213:20
i don't know which one of those words
213:21
didn't work but there we go we did it
213:23
what the [ __ ] minks jumped apple
213:27
mix is winning because okay makes trudy
213:30
minx
213:31
all right let's go give minks loads of
213:33
views because you know she needs the
213:35
boost in her career right now
213:36
she's been having a tough time being so
213:40
[ __ ] dumb
213:47
all right you know she does need the
213:50
boost
213:52
i haven't by the way no idea what she's
213:54
doing right now
213:55
you guys are just in for a surprise that
213:57
cool because i don't know what she's
213:59
doing i kind of don't even want to know
214:03
because i don't want to watch her
214:04
advertisements okay
214:07
stream uh stream
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stream please no you [ __ ]
214:15
okay uh right channel
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uh regeneration alright generator
214:23
channel
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mix what is she doing right now
214:30
oh she's playing a video game okay cool
214:33
that's not too bad i think she's playing
214:35
with connor
214:36
ready back start right
214:39
twitch don't die on me now twitch don't
214:41
die me now
214:42
i just pressed a button twitch don't do
214:44
this to me
214:48
okay i did it things went wrong
214:52
god damn it twitch are you kidding me
214:56
by the way i just found out we're
214:57
actually 78 subscribers more than i
214:59
thought we are
215:03
wait one new rate did it work i can't
215:04
tell if it worked alright [ __ ] it we're
215:06
rating him
215:07
god damn it that was so dumb
215:10
bye bye guys i'm gonna i'm gonna karen
215:12
streaming a little bit just so i can see
215:14
your reaction but either way
215:16
um check discord dm before you go for
215:21
the code
215:21
okay we'll do by the way see you guys i
215:24
hope you enjoyed the
215:25
the secretary look right now oh [ __ ] i
215:28
just [ __ ] realized i'm really sorry i
215:30
want a raider however
215:31
i just [ __ ] realized something i've
215:34
gotta get a [ __ ] oop
215:35
oh my god i've gotta get an uber home
215:40
my oh my god
215:45
ah i've gotta get an uber home my dad
215:48
got drunk
215:49
oh my dad got drunk my dad's been
215:51
drinking and says my mom because it was
215:52
a birthday and no one can give me a lift
215:54
home and i can't drive
215:55
oh [ __ ] no wait
215:59
no i i cannot wait
216:03
this is bull and this raid's gonna get
216:04
let go hold on i'm gonna raid her again
216:06
in a second but what the [ __ ]
216:08
guys i need advice what the [ __ ] do i
216:10
walk
216:11
i'm in my guide
216:18
okay
216:26
it was a surprise surprise raid okay let
216:28
me see what she's up to though let me go
216:30
through a stream
216:46
dude
217:01
forever unless they're on a group outing
217:02
and that's where they invite women to
217:04
the bathroom with each other because
217:05
then finally they can poop
217:06
personally i can [ __ ] whenever i want
217:09
never mind that's the end of that stream
217:11
uh [ __ ] i'm gonna get a new home
217:15
i'm guessing it's just offline gang vod
217:18
watches and
217:18
uh probably the uh probably the
217:22
probably the the video editors that are
217:23
watching this point
217:25
i'm not even lying i've genuinely gotta
217:28
get an uber home
217:31
and the only outfits are all i sleep
217:33
here the only outfits i have
217:36
is this currently which is the longest
217:40
dress that i have
217:41
therefore the most appropriate the
217:43
[ __ ] hooters outfit
217:46
and i've got zero makeup remover
217:57
i mean i can take the wig off and the
217:59
bobs
218:01
that's about it though this is gonna be
218:05
so
218:05
fun
218:11
my mom just texted me you're missing a
218:12
garden party you can you could come pick
218:15
me up
218:30
oh [ __ ]
218:36
this is gonna be fun okay
218:40
for you uh oh my god it's so windy all
218:43
of a sudden
218:44
holy [ __ ] alrighty [ __ ] uh
218:48
for you offline gang vod watches and
218:50
videos