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one sec
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uh i'm googling epic music
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uh
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hold on
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oh
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okay one sec
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[Music]
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oh oh [ __ ] it's the last day of girl
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week bathroom
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oh damn oh what's he dressed as did that
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all she dressed as
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today who knows we're in a different
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setup there's no computer there's no
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chair there's nothing
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usually if you get a blank wall what is
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that over there a stove
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maybe i don't know is that a toaster oh
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god
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what is this what's it gonna be no one
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knows
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oh why don't you why aren't you
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retreating oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's gonna happen but
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oh damn oh damn it's gonna happen
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any second oh [ __ ]
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oh god
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oh the music is [ __ ] getting oh my
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god it's getting up there
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oh my god what's gonna happen oh it's
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not a donation i can't hear it
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there's too much music playing right now
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[Music]
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oh this is it
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[Music]
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[Music]
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there's a lot of intro just for that huh
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uh
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hi i don't know whether anything looks
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good or sounds good or anything
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to be honest with you uh this is kind of
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a really hodgepodge
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setup um you're kind of on a
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stand made of cardboard boxes and plaid
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and plywood so good [ __ ] luck with
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that one bud
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uh i want to make burritos i'm making
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burritos
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uh because it's the i've never made them
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and i can't cook
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and it's the perfect level of just like
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maybe you know so bad is it bad how
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bad's the
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how bad's the oil oh [ __ ] is it really
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bad
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please okay i'm gonna swap the audio see
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if it is better
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just tell me what it's like i know it's
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it's never gonna be as good as my mic
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hold on changing boot what's that now oh
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yeah is this better it should be a
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better quality but it's further away
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yeah better worse better worse better
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worse better words
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creep better worse creep better
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i don't know what the [ __ ] that was by
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the way thanks everyone for
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subbing on prime i didn't see your names
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let me read them
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[ __ ] deedle cg xeno what a call
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what a cool guy could chow best name of
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the day i'm calling it
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uh [ __ ] marcy thank you
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okay i actually have no idea what i'm
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doing
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um i've been using my phone my sister
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said
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my sister sent me a recipe for how to
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make these
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so this is definitely gonna go wrong and
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i would just like to say i own no
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fire extinguishers
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so send help if something goes wrong
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85 043 just subscribe i'm not even lying
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once baby [ __ ] yeah do two months ago
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for that you get a uh look at this [ __ ]
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by the way no one's allowed to look at
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my feet for like [ __ ] stream
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that's all you get um i even did my
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[ __ ] toenail
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listen feet people i did my toenails all
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right
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because this is how [ __ ] seriously i
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take girl week anyway
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the hair extensions look worse uh
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one of them came out on this side so
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that's why i've got my hair like that
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um i have literally no body hair right
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now
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below below my eyebrows there's nothing
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because i i [ __ ] prepared for this i
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was up at 7 00 a.m
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trying to [ __ ] prepare for this [ __ ]
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i think i've done
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okay look i even have some ingredients
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in a bowl
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uh along with some chipotle paste
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i don't know what the [ __ ] that is i
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have rice
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you ever seen this before it's what they
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eat in uh
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basmati i don't know all the himalayas
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branding for rice is wild man anyway i
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actually haven't i
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they say just kind of cook stuff and i
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don't know what they're cooking it in
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like i go onto the instructions for how
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to make anything
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the most complicated dish i have ever
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made from scratch
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with oh [ __ ] what would have been
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i have made tea and beans on toast at
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the same
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time before and scrambled egg that's
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current that's the level
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right if we can beat that today
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i'm happy if it tastes like [ __ ] but
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it's edible
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i'm [ __ ] golden but that's all i want
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also holy [ __ ] was that oh god dude the
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thing shows up so badly
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it's your joy hey joy thanks for the
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[ __ ]
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stuff my god sorry audio is a bit [ __ ]
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um
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every time i need to get something i do
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need to bend over a little bit
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so just your invert your eyes or else
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i'll make it
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for you girl is there a fire in your
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kitchen
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cause you're smoking hopefully not yet
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um [ __ ] i don't like this one bit
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uh i've used this for pasta before
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that's probably good
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right well i've got a different [ __ ]
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saucepan
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this is all i own by the way um
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oh shut the [ __ ] up oh my god
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that'd be good that's like got more like
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square it's got more
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volume you know i'm [ __ ] set
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it would really have been worth planning
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this out a bit better
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okay [ __ ] why is that just not showing
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up and be gamers
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just subscribe i like when it reads
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thank you [ __ ] three months holy [ __ ]
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man thank you
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spin oh [ __ ]
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hold on i say 20 scooters i can't see
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the whole bakery
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[Laughter]
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that's pretty [ __ ] good okay spin was
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pretty good
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this is like the only dress i can spin
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coats in the [ __ ]
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together sorry i had to like really
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i've got like clips in my hair i haven't
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used these before
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i don't know how well they're going just
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to try and keep my hair on my face when
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i'm doing things so i'm a
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chef chef should have got like a beard
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net
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um but yeah no i like did a really good
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job today with everything i did a really
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good job on makeup
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uh i [ __ ] shaved my legs and [ __ ]
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that was pretty cool
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look how smooth they are i know you
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can't tell they are
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uh what else i shave my [ __ ] arm
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that doesn't happen every day what else
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uh
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that's it i did my eyebrows i did a lot
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you people [ __ ] you
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listen if there's gonna be i put some
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effort in today okay
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what was i doing uh oh
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instructions i need rice i know i need
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to make rice i don't know if that's
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first or second though
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step one to make the beans oh it's not
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first i
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wear my beans oh so what i'm doing right
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i'm making a vegetarian burrito now meat
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burritos have meat in it vegetarian
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burritos
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just don't there's like not even a
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substitute for it
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i'm putting it's supposed to be a vegan
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one but i'm not gonna make it vegan v
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that that's
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that [ __ ] would suck i'm putting cheese
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in this [ __ ]
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i don't know whether that's something
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you do i'd listen if i'm going to eat
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this thing it's going to need
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cheese but uh what else what how many uh
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also it's not actually that i've just
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got taco mixed beans
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it's not actually what it asks for but
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if it says taco burrito they're like
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they're the same something they taste
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similar they're both served in taco bell
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so i'm gonna say that that's a good
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substitute
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um to heat the beans heat in oil
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in a pan and fry the gut and fry garlic
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for a minute
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[ __ ] that's like five instructions in
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one sense okay
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ah [ __ ] to make the beans heat the oil
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in a pan
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that's my pan that's my rice cooking
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this is my pan
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extra virgin olive oil no oh my god
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for a season two
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oh my god what the [ __ ] what happened
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what happened man martha stewart up in
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this [ __ ] sorry that donation didn't
10:07
even read because it said [ __ ]
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[ __ ] your dude i'm like the less racist
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martha stewart
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[ __ ] get it but get it bud all right
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i don't know how to crush a garlic clove
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how do you crush a garlic clove here's a
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clove of garlic how do i
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chat that knows more than me how do i
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crush a
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spider oh [ __ ] you where
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[ __ ] you where where where
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okay now you're [ __ ] [ __ ] with me
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i hate you i hate you
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i hate you i i'm not even kidding when i
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say it
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like my my there are no jokes here
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i've never made a joke on stream listen
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i
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i hate all of you not a single one of
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you is
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let has less hate in my heart i have for
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you
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all of you
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not a joke this is a threat
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okay hold on crush it with the side of a
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knife the knife look at this thing's a
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laser beam
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okay it's less laser beam than i thought
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it was garlic's heart i know you cut the
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ends off garlic i don't know whether you
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put both ends off garlic
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but you know [ __ ] it this is fun do you
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keep this there's like
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skin there's like definitely skin i'm
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gonna assume you don't keep that because
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it doesn't seem like it'll taste
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good and the way that i've seen garlic
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in movies is it's not purple
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so i'm gonna say that the skin be gone
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this is very difficult the only thing
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that i would say that i'm okay with is
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knife skills but the thing is having
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knife skills and
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[ __ ] giant acrylic nails is
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do not go together very well this is bad
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oh my god i've watched i've watched ruby
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do this [ __ ] and you're supposed to only
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take one end
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off damn it i know this i know this
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oh that's a good one dude me just
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literally peeling a garlic clove
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is gonna be i've genuinely never done
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this before
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side of a knife do you chop it first i'm
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assuming you chop it first right
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like you wouldn't want a whole garlic
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sugar in d-day for effort
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oh my god crush it no oh my god thank
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you
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when you say a for effort it kind of
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sounds like i didn't do very well
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that oh my god i thought that was
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controlling my hair
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uh yeah did i do okay how's dinner
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coming along
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you crush it i know i crush it but do i
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chop it and then crush it
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or do i just [ __ ] crush it dude
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crush it with your feet okay that sounds
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better should i do that
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[ __ ] stump on it with my [ __ ]
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curbs dumbbell dude
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no i don't feel like that's right
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i don't feel like that's right i feel
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like you stopped crush it with the flat
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of the knife then dice
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oh ah wait my i was like half
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right then oh
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[ __ ] got it okay it's all peeled now
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it's only i think it says one clove of
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garlic i don't know how many it actually
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needs
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let's find out one garlic clove okay
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all right i picked a fairly fat garlic
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clove
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i do like my garlic right side of the
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knife but
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okay oh sharp
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oh i don't like that okay
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that doesn't look good
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doesn't look right i'm gonna crush it a
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bit more oh my
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[ __ ] manly man's drink oh now it's
13:47
just on them this looks like garbage you
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told me the wrong
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thing this is not how i do that i'm
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gonna chop it a little bit
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just because you know
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dude this thing's a laser beam i don't
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like this knife
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[ __ ] that's probably fine i haven't
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chopped it much it's not like super fine
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but it's
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something oh it smells
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nice okay why do i open this first i
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shouldn't have opened this do i open
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this
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what the [ __ ] did it say
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dude i hate by the way fun fact my
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iphone has a problem every single time i
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try and use face id
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without wearing makeup it's like when
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you smash the clothes the peel will just
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slip
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off just like your dress on a friday
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night
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no number two that would have just saved
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me like 10 minutes when cooking garlic
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do it low heat slow or else it burns
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yeah
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to make the beans heat heat oil in a pan
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and fry garlic for a minute all right
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garlic first i'm gonna set it literally
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to the lowest heat because these pans
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are really
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cheap and not very thin also and really
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thin
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so i'm just going to kind of instead of
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take did it say a tablespoon
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was i supposed to measure that yeah
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that's probably a tablespoon yeah
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all right it's worth noting i don't
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actually know what a tablespoon is
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all looks like that's a unit of
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measurement we're not doing measurements
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uh they also weigh things out i'm not
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weighing it out i don't know what i'm
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doing
15:29
i'm just going by what's in the packet
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and then eyeballing it
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um all right garlic for a minute all
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right
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i'm just gonna take it's on the lowest
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heat it can go
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i'm gonna do this for it says a minute
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but i'm assuming that's like kind of
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like a
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implied minute you know like it's not
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like actually a minute
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i'm gonna say this is like uh oh [ __ ]
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like it's kind of just like ah just a
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minute you know it's just
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[ __ ] just a minute not long
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that's what i think it means like not
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long
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oh [ __ ] move dude oh my [ __ ] did you
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[ __ ] see that you know it came for me
16:12
all right
16:14
finally you guys can see how muscly i am
16:16
by the way like
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what the [ __ ] heat the pan it is [ __ ]
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heated oh
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okay it was heated for like one side of
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it house burning stream yeah okay
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uh when that's kind of like done a
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little bit
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i'm gonna in fact you know i can
16:47
probably just add all of this it says
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400 grams i think this is like 3.95
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do i add all of it wait am i supposed to
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drained oh there's not supposed to be
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[ __ ] liquid in it oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh
17:07
[ __ ] i didn't know that oh [ __ ]
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why is it like a soup i don't think this
17:14
is right buckaroo
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this is not right [ __ ] it that's enough
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this is like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
17:24
turn some water on it oh [ __ ] later i
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don't know
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these are not the right beans these are
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not the right beans there's too much
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liquid in these beans
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it's like a baked beef it's like almost
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baked beans
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oh [ __ ] all the garlic oh [ __ ] i hate
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this why do people cook
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why don't they just use uber eats [ __ ]
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it um
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white [ __ ] what's the next step and you
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should know the next step
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oh [ __ ] come on man the garlic is oh
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[ __ ] i'm adding it
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i don't know what that does that's gone
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oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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you think it was this bad
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yeah mom i know i'm supposed to add
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tomatoes at this point
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i'm here for the gum show i came here
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for the rose show love the dress by the
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way
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i'm right i've got bean juice everywhere
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um
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thank you ah
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400 400 grams chopped tomatoes wait add
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that for a minute then stir in
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chipotle paste
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wait oh i shouldn't have [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
18:45
the beans going last
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] boys
18:51
oh oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] it i [ __ ] it dude
18:55
oh no that was my only beans dude i got
18:57
how much is that
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oh [ __ ] this better be 400 oh it is 400
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grams oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] it's [ __ ] go hold on
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oh beans i'm so sorry beans oh my god
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beans
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why do people want to make me cook oh
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[ __ ] okay
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that's chopped tomatoes i know that
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that's good this one by the way serves
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like eight people
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oh that's coming you were doing great
19:20
until you started
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thanks this is gonna be heck okay look
19:27
it's calmed down listen
19:28
this is good listen it's quiet now it's
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not
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hissing at me oh i shouldn't put that
19:34
can we send this to gordon ramsay
19:37
gordon loves me gordon follows me on
19:38
twitter that's a lie but i want him to
19:41
um i'm just going to put it there
19:47
is this stressful for the rest of you
19:49
because we have prepped everything
19:51
first should i should i have should i
19:54
have really
19:55
[ __ ] set [ __ ] should i really
19:59
cessy117 you sound like a goddamn
20:01
nickelodeon show
20:03
yeah thanks yeah i'm not gonna take
20:06
advice from a nickelodeon show huh
20:09
zoey 101 ceci one one seven yeah
20:12
it it just says stirring the chipotle
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paste i don't know how much it's
20:16
supposed to be
20:20
i've done this completely backwards i
20:22
just read bean's tomato and
20:24
i it's completely [ __ ] back but i
20:26
should have added the tomato i should
20:28
have done garlic
20:29
chipotle place bean uh tomato beans
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and
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i'm going off an image um
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[Music]
20:47
bring to a simmer
20:50
[ __ ] a simmer
20:54
who are they why do i need to bring it
20:56
to them
20:58
i don't know what a simmer does uh
21:02
i i wanted this stream just with me in
21:05
here i don't want to sing
21:06
unfortunately i can't stay but hope you
21:09
have a good stream
21:10
okay uh
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stir in the chipotle how much [ __ ]
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chipotle paste tablespoon
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that's a spoon i keep it on the tape
21:22
[ __ ] it
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i actually have no idea what this is or
21:26
tastes like
21:28
get in the [ __ ] thing dude chipotle
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pays me thick boy
21:34
yep that's good
21:39
your cooking is as good as my
21:41
weightlifting
21:42
and i have severe scoliosis
21:47
uh yeah i it's
21:50
it's okay put it this way i've never
21:53
used that panda
21:54
going to get bullied by a fanboy this
21:56
might as well be your only fans contest
21:59
i've made a grilled cheese before
22:01
that's probably the most complex thing
22:03
i've done on the stovetop
22:05
is a grilled cheese and i guarantee my
22:07
family is watching this and i guarantee
22:10
you
22:10
family you probably admit your gut
22:12
reaction is no you've probably done
22:14
better
22:15
and then you think about it for a minute
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have i
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because the answer is no i've never made
22:22
it
22:22
oh it's bubbling a lot now it's still on
22:24
less heat though that's probably what a
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simmer is
22:30
i'm going the vibe with that simmering
22:33
uh until thick
22:36
oh it needs salt i don't own salt
22:40
holy [ __ ] how do i not own salt
22:43
what it's [ __ ] out
22:46
oh my god i don't understand
22:49
it's what uh how
22:54
do i
22:59
how have i lived here for two weeks and
23:01
i haven't used salt
23:04
i had salt i swear to god i had salt
23:07
where's my salt
23:09
where the [ __ ] is my i had
23:13
salt it's [ __ ] simmering and i have
23:16
no
23:16
salt where the [ __ ] is my
23:19
salt ah
23:25
what the [ __ ] salt
23:28
salt you're not gonna be in there that's
23:31
where i keep the bleach
23:32
where the [ __ ] is the salt
23:37
what i
23:40
oh oh my god
23:44
i have so it's a little light
23:47
light here but i have salt it's not been
23:50
opened
23:53
it sucks my jokes are almost as bad as
23:55
rose is cooking
23:56
i'm sweating this is good oh [ __ ] it i
23:58
can't open it no
24:00
okay so it doesn't say how much salt i
24:02
need a new spoon because i threw the
24:04
other one in the [ __ ] sink
24:06
so um a teaspoon of salt that seems like
24:09
a lot of salt here's plenty salty
24:14
i'll mix it in um
24:18
oh it's still just a glob oh [ __ ] i
24:20
spilt it
24:24
as a third year culinary student i'm
24:27
wounded personally i feel the pain in my
24:30
soul
24:30
i'm doing well right i'm doing pretty
24:32
good
24:34
doing pretty good you know
24:39
now i know what to send you next a salt
24:43
pig
24:44
yeah please i've got a salt shaker i
24:47
just never put anything
24:49
it's hot in here i don't i should i'm
24:51
gonna leave the stove on for a while
24:52
i'm gonna turn the radiator down i can
24:55
give you something
24:56
salty if you'd like if the fire starts
24:59
just
24:59
yell at me i don't know
25:05
is it still going well oh it's smoking a
25:07
bit that's probably good
25:09
the salt is with everyone who can cook
25:12
in this stream watching you struggle
25:15
yeah okay right
25:19
okay hold on
25:22
i'm doing so good please chat am i doing
25:24
good
25:25
i'm doing good
25:31
[ __ ] you i was looking for salt have i
25:33
got [ __ ] bean juice on my head
25:37
i got bean juice on my head i don't know
25:40
then you'll get hair in your food this
25:42
way
25:42
yeah no sugar to cook it at least
25:45
to prevent hair in your food you should
25:48
do a ponytail or something no
25:51
cooking for you is no like stopping with
25:54
drinking alcohol for me and i just
25:56
grabbed a new whiskey
25:58
coriander what
26:04
i own that i know i own that i
26:07
specifically bought it
26:08
because i i thought this is the smallest
26:11
pack i could get
26:12
i will cook
26:13
[Music]
26:15
stir it out
26:19
oh [ __ ] yeah i should really stab it it
26:21
is on the lowest heat dude
26:23
i cannot put it on the lower heat okay
26:26
you know what i'm gonna do
26:27
uh i'm gonna change where it's at to a
26:30
smaller burner
26:32
because this does feel like somehow too
26:35
much heat still
26:36
there's nothing
26:42
you almost watched me burn my entire
26:44
hand did you see that
26:46
oh that's way better okay cool i can
26:48
actually can kind of control this now
26:52
it's now i believe well it was supposed
26:54
to be simmering
26:56
i believe that's what that i'm just
26:58
taking it was like
26:59
like what water does when it boils and
27:01
bubbles up a bit you know i was doing
27:03
that a little bit not a lot though
27:04
i call that a simmer i think that's how
27:07
the word is
27:08
it's [ __ ] it gave me measurements for
27:10
coriander how much is this 100 grams
27:13
uh how much coriander do i need and then
27:16
i'll just go by how much
27:17
it is i already hope that makes sense
27:21
one bunch
27:25
what's a bunch how do i
27:29
report c-h-n-o-p-l-a-d-e
27:32
this is a [ __ ] [ __ ] show already
27:35
what's a bunch
27:37
like does that just mean like a lot or
27:40
does it mean like a bunch of flowers
27:41
where just like a handful
27:43
because i doubt it would i doubt
27:45
whatever website this was we're just
27:46
gonna
27:47
[ __ ] ton of this i've never cried
27:50
watching someone else cook before
27:53
i'm gonna call that a bunch that looks
27:55
like a bunch it's like a handful you
27:56
know
27:57
um that one can go there too
28:01
i don't know [ __ ] please pick that up
28:04
okay
28:05
um uh
28:11
yep there's nothing back
28:22
i do feel like i was supposed to do i do
28:25
i
28:26
am i supposed to chop that it doesn't
28:28
say to chop it
28:29
but i feel like i am right
28:33
the council is stressed at how bad this
28:35
is already going
28:36
it's going well i'm not [ __ ] burnt
28:40
it's going well that to me looks fairly
28:43
thick it says to only add it when it's
28:44
got thick
28:46
uh cook briefly oh
28:49
what what briefly oh [ __ ]
28:52
uh this looks like a lot of coriander
28:55
i'm gonna take a bit less
28:57
that's
29:02
vote yes or no yes or no watch it oh
29:04
[ __ ] god you people are so picky
29:07
was it gonna be a spider [ __ ]
29:25
student why did you say to wash it now
29:27
it's just wet now i can't put it
29:28
what the [ __ ] do i like dry
29:34
[ __ ] it the water will come i should
29:37
chop this right
29:38
chefs do i chop it no one has said to
29:41
chop it
29:43
chop it [ __ ] it i'm chopping it i think
29:46
yeah
29:46
see listen i've got at least a little
29:48
bit of sense there's no way you just add
29:50
coriander to something like that
30:04
it also says like cook it until every
30:06
all the water's boiled off right
30:08
but it also says immediately i have to
30:10
cook briefly
30:11
so why are you cooking you're already
30:14
looking like a three-course meal
30:16
damn dude thanks i know
30:21
oh my god it's all just oh [ __ ] oh no
30:24
that's not good ah [ __ ]
30:28
i'll clean it later i see you're making
30:31
a burrito to go with that cake you have
30:34
that who the [ __ ] eats burritos and cake
30:42
this is like fairly thick you know it
30:44
says to get it thick
30:45
i like this is thick enough it's not
30:48
thick enough to put in a burrito it's
30:50
still a little bit liquidy so i'm gonna
30:52
let it
30:53
go a little bit you know like a little
30:55
bit more
30:56
i guess i feel like it was a lot to do
30:59
with the beans
31:00
the beans kind of gave it a lot of
31:01
liquid there um
31:05
i don't know thick yeah it should be
31:07
thick right
31:08
like proper thick it was the beans it
31:11
was the taco beans bro
31:14
okay [ __ ] [ __ ] okay what's next hold up
31:18
you actually tried to dry coriander with
31:20
a towel fan wtf
31:23
how how do you dry coriander taste it
31:26
are you [ __ ] done
31:28
why would i taste something that i'm
31:30
making i'm gonna taste it at the very
31:32
end and then i'll
31:35
realize how bad it is it'll be a
31:37
surprise
31:38
it'll be a surprise it doesn't say
31:41
season to taste it just says season
31:45
i'ma follow the instructions but at no
31:47
point during this doesn't say taste it
31:48
you people are trying to people are
31:50
trying to kill me all right [ __ ]
31:53
um uh should i stand on the rice
31:57
i feel like i should start on the rice
32:04
there's really only like three
32:05
ingredients to this i'm not gonna lie
32:07
there's like this
32:08
rice and then you can cut up some
32:09
guacamole if you want
32:12
i guess um no paul techno blade
32:16
technoblade sucks i beat him in pvp
32:18
earlier did you not see
32:19
it my name was i had to rename myself to
32:22
dream to get into the event but i beat
32:23
him
32:25
you can go there you're a drawing
32:29
i'm more just trying to position this so
32:31
i can actually like
32:33
eat all right so um
32:37
now it's looking very good this looks
32:40
okay
32:40
i could put this in a burrito it could
32:43
be a could go for a little bit longer so
32:44
i'll keep it on the heat while i'm doing
32:46
the rest of it
32:47
um basically i'm just cooking how many
32:50
how much rice
32:52
uh lime and red onion rice that sounds
32:55
good
32:57
250 grams okay that's
33:01
500. it looks like my mom yeah looks
33:04
like hes
33:05
my dead uncle
33:10
you're a dick you're a dick and you know
33:12
it you're a dick
33:14
i must say like out of that like that
33:16
much if you order domino's now it'll
33:18
arrive by the time you realize the
33:20
burrito isn't
33:22
edible nope
33:26
wash rice first it goes in water though
33:29
who washes rice are you supposed to wash
33:31
right
33:32
like this not like this not like this
33:34
please we supposed to wash rice
33:36
is that a thing you do do you
33:40
oh i've been doing that wrong for a
33:42
while
33:44
i've never died yet though oh god you're
33:47
gonna think so much less of me dude
33:50
after this stream holy [ __ ] did you
33:52
think could you was it possible to think
33:54
less of me let me turn that down
33:55
even more just to let it um
33:59
i think you're doing fine the only thing
34:02
i use is a microwave
34:05
yeah ditto uh i've used an oven though i
34:08
made oven pizza that's pretty good
34:10
that's probably actually the most
34:11
complex thing i've done
34:14
not good not a good sign oh i kind of
34:17
like
34:18
hold on uh this is going off the
34:21
instructions but i like him and this is
34:23
going to create controversy but have you
34:24
ever had black or white before
34:26
that's on the ground yeah black olives
34:28
before
34:29
i like black colors i don't know black
34:31
belts this because we had it once
34:33
someone else made it and i said this is
34:35
going to be the first
34:36
whole stream to be featured on live
34:38
stream
34:40
fails [ __ ] you i'm not adding
34:44
i know you guys don't listen you may not
34:46
like black olives but black olives are
34:48
good
34:49
it's a disaster this is do you even know
34:51
how to fold the burrito
34:53
oh [ __ ] no that's a whole other
34:55
adventure hey but if you
34:57
if you're above the age of 20 no if
35:00
you're
35:00
yeah if you're above the age of 20 and
35:02
you don't like black olives like you're
35:04
[ __ ]
35:05
i i i i can't save you only only the
35:08
lord can i don't know
35:10
satan just [ __ ] pray to something
35:12
because like something's wrong
35:14
something's wrong with you greatly [ __ ]
35:17
give me the olive
35:19
that what oh there it goes
35:26
okay i won't use that one i just cleaned
35:30
my floors though
35:32
i don't know uh i'm gonna cut them in
35:35
half and then i'm just gonna add them
35:37
i reckon half would be good because then
35:39
you get kind of like a bite of olive
35:41
you know usually cut them in thirds but
35:43
this is kind of a lot of stuff
35:45
you know
35:48
all right
35:53
probably should have added this black
35:54
olives mata yep
35:56
[ __ ] exactly dude green olives can
35:59
suck my dick though
36:00
green olives suck black olives are good
36:03
green olives suck
36:04
mark my words i'll kill anyone that
36:07
thinks the opposite
36:08
i'll launch a war hey finn i'm a
36:11
cross-dresser too
36:12
and your streams make me so much less
36:14
lonely when dressing
36:16
oh how are you doing i'm pretty much
36:18
closeted
36:19
so thanks a lot oh sick dude
36:22
i mean i'm glad that my streams have at
36:24
least a positive impact on anything
36:27
um they definitely have a negative
36:31
impact on me
36:33
so pretty cool
36:36
all right [ __ ] um what
36:42
what the [ __ ] okay you all are just
36:44
arguing about olives still
36:46
hopefully i've lost a few of them
36:51
it hurts me to watch this even
36:55
what do you mean i've done okay like i
36:57
feel like this is pretty good
36:59
this is okay this is pretty good like
37:03
i i'm doing all right i'm doing all
37:06
right i'm gonna let that kind of go a
37:08
little bit more
37:09
not that much longer oh do you want to
37:11
see something my [ __ ] house can do
37:12
that's really cool do you see this tap
37:13
over here
37:14
it can create instant boiling hot water
37:16
look at this long long it's going to
37:18
take
37:18
finish this clean what's gonna happen
37:21
there you go that is
37:22
boiling water in my hands right now i
37:24
haven't really needed to cook it you
37:25
know how good this should have some
37:26
pasta did
37:28
oh no i've made mac and cheese that's
37:30
pretty good it's almost like you're a
37:32
single 20 year old boy cooking best
37:36
acting ever
37:37
it's almost like it huh
37:40
i am a pretty damn good actor you'd
37:42
never know that i that i
37:44
was you'd never know that i wasn't
37:47
thinking of the amount of salt you put
37:49
in there my dude
37:50
likes that's a lot that much it was half
37:53
a teaspoon of salt
37:54
it was half a teaspoon of salt that's
37:56
not that much salt
37:58
i mean should i taste it yeah because
38:00
also olives are fairly salty too
38:03
um but it's more entertaining this way
38:06
i'm gonna bring that to the boil real
38:08
quick um i'm gonna
38:10
kind of heat that oh [ __ ] i need to
38:12
drain it i've [ __ ] up my goddamn
38:15
sieve
38:30
you take one bite of a burrito you take
38:33
a single bite and you have a stroke
38:35
culinary skills are limited to a blender
38:38
and pre-packaged smoothie
38:40
you inspire me you're doing great look
38:43
at that
38:44
i inspire them see that chat i inspire
38:47
people with my cooking prowess
38:50
i'm going to take that off the heat now
38:51
that's done i'd pull that
38:54
good and done i'm going to keep it in
38:55
the hot pan i'm going to heat it up when
38:56
i actually want to use it
38:58
uh i'm gonna well that's kind of boiling
39:01
i'm gonna
39:01
clean a little bit because this is
39:03
[ __ ] mess
39:05
if i pretend to be a green olive do i
39:07
have a chance of getting closer to your
39:09
glorious d
39:10
a [ __ ] what have i sworn a lot this
39:13
stream i feel like i have
39:16
i don't wait let me read it i didn't
39:19
read that right
39:20
i am oh my god bernie bernie what the
39:23
[ __ ]
39:25
bernie what the [ __ ] did you say you
39:27
want to suck my dick
39:28
i'm down my address
39:32
oh [ __ ] wait there is no longer bean
39:35
juice on that
39:36
but i don't see where the bean juice
39:38
went
39:39
that's not good also i'm gonna say
39:42
that's about 250 grams
39:44
this thing serves like eight people so
39:46
really i don't know probably going to be
39:48
baking an apple pie and waiting for the
39:50
kids to come home from school
39:52
i'm not washing and i don't because finn
39:54
you are giving off major 50s mom
39:56
vibes except yeah all right that's
39:59
pretty good you also
40:00
inspire me to not cook this badly don't
40:03
worry though
40:04
thanks i don't care if you're supposed
40:06
to wash rice
40:08
i never got sick yet i'm gonna stick to
40:10
my ways
40:12
this is the 1950s i don't even know what
40:14
rice from
40:15
uh where did i get india i don't know i
40:17
don't even know what india is yet
40:25
this is not good i only have one spoon
40:30
and so i'm cleaning this so i can stir
40:32
rice
40:33
immediately uh i it's this is not gonna
40:36
work i'm just
40:37
[ __ ] this man i that's just full of red
40:40
sauce
40:41
spatula that'll work oh [ __ ]
40:46
yep this is good
40:53
i love doing something and turning
40:55
around to see chat oh it's beautiful
40:58
oh that's too much you're like [ __ ]
41:01
half eat
41:02
dude my pans are so garbage it's like
41:05
there's a
41:05
there's a paper thin layer of metal in
41:07
between me and whatever i'm cooking
41:09
uh are you dry yep
41:16
i guess so
41:25
[Laughter]
41:30
i don't care i don't care
41:33
i'm the more i do this the more i'm
41:35
realizing i don't care
41:38
i want this to be okay the rice is the
41:40
difference between sticky and non-sticky
41:43
rice
41:46
what if i what am i getting am i getting
41:49
sticky rice or non-sticky rice
41:51
both of those sound pretty good dude
41:55
finn is that a giant house spider under
41:58
your pouch
42:00
dust right there
42:03
no those are just my yeezys they're fake
42:07
um
42:10
respect the drip
42:17
uh cover the rice i don't actually know
42:20
if i have a cover
42:23
uh
42:28
miles 191 just subscribed
42:31
looking cute i did it can i have an
42:34
applause thank you
42:40
what's the [ __ ] anime
42:43
i don't know what to thing i think my
42:45
face kind of [ __ ] it up because i'm
42:47
concentrating too hard
42:50
you should have just made an easy
42:52
omelette or something
42:54
but that means you don't have to crack
42:56
an egg well no i was gonna make mac and
42:58
cheese but then everyone [ __ ] yelled
43:00
at me that they were like oh that's too
43:02
easy
43:02
because they thought i could cook at all
43:05
and i can't
43:10
clap thank you thanks for the round of
43:14
applause guys
43:18
hey buddy how you doing how are you
43:20
doing
43:22
cool that needs a little bit longer
43:25
i really should have timed that because
43:26
i it's supposed to be cooked for like
43:28
exactly 10 minutes but like hey you know
43:31
i'm just you know you guys are probably
43:33
you guys you guys will yell at me
43:35
you know how long has it been since i
43:39
put the rice
43:40
in how long has it been
43:43
and i'll set a timer how long has it
43:44
been
43:46
how long has it been chat if you don't
43:48
know this information by heart have you
43:50
not been counting
43:51
don't stir it you're not supposed to
43:54
stir it
43:56
fine i won't stir it then god damn it
43:58
fine
43:59
ruby's calling me the person that sent
44:01
me the recipe is in my mouth will be an
44:03
honor and an
44:04
absolute pleasure hi i'm at your door
44:08
you're at my door oh yeah okay i'll let
44:10
you in
44:12
thanks sorry about this
44:15
wait [ __ ]
44:18
okay that's fine i'm gonna turn it down
44:21
this is fine it's just on a hot pan
44:22
that's good brb
44:24
thank you so much
44:40
one minute 30 don't stir the rice
44:44
ruby to the rescue ruby to the rescue
44:46
please
44:47
dude thank you by the way i have had no
44:50
time to thank donators but still
44:52
uh ruby please ruby oh [ __ ] howie i
44:55
turned you down
44:57
i feel like i shouldn't cover this every
44:59
time i cover it it boils up
45:02
i'll do it but like why also isn't the
45:05
water supposed to boil away
45:08
it's had long enough covered i'm gonna
45:10
uncover it now
45:11
hey robert i found the salt
45:16
i found salt smoking
45:19
does it smell good yeah [ __ ] future
45:23
smells a bit like burritos
45:28
i have not made tortilla chips no plan
45:31
too by the way
45:33
okay i do have tortilla chips they're
45:36
like cheesy though
45:37
oh do you want to present it
45:41
you know white grain here yeah it's a
45:44
bit of a walk in a bit of a trek
45:47
this is dense i like it
45:50
well robert made cover it [ __ ] god damn
45:53
it
45:54
are you supposed to cover rice
45:57
my 15 year old sister said no so you're
46:00
all wrong no you
46:01
probably should i i probably should but
46:03
i don't is
46:04
yeah that's my mantra rudy made banana
46:07
bread
46:08
she made me banana bread because she's
46:09
actually a competent chef
46:12
okay listen i've been trying to wrap my
46:14
brain what is the most complicated thing
46:16
you've ever seen me make
46:17
like ever this yeah i mean before this
46:21
um i don't know
46:24
it's not a lot right
46:36
yeah including this yes the savior's
46:38
arriving cover rice i don't
46:39
care the rice
46:44
[Music]
46:48
oh it looks good also i've not timed how
46:50
much the rice has been for
46:52
i just tested that looks about good eat
46:54
it try it with a fork [ __ ] that's a good
46:56
point what is this scum on the top of it
46:58
oh shoot did you just swear
47:02
did ruby just swear my leg's so tired
47:05
you have to call the parents dude
47:20
it's not done
47:29
[Music]
47:36
so
47:51
hate that you look better in a dress
47:53
than me keep up the amazing stream
47:57
damn right i mean today but
48:00
yeah it's okay hi ruby i mean did he
48:03
give you the money
48:04
no we're doing that on the shopping
48:06
thing we're still gonna [ __ ] do the
48:08
shopping
48:09
yeah i'm never giving you the money no i
48:11
just i'm really interested i'm
48:12
definitely giving you all that because
48:13
i'm
48:14
really interested what you spend that
48:16
amount of money
48:18
but i want to see it happen because if i
48:19
just give it you then you'll just buy
48:21
sweets
48:21
no i yes you would you think you were
48:23
going to give me that money i'm going to
48:25
spend it on sweets
48:26
yes i'm 15. yes exactly
48:30
why you buy sweets yeah but i'm going to
48:32
spend however how much is it
48:34
five hundred dollars i think okay i'm
48:36
not gonna spend five hundred dollars
48:38
you'd be surprised you can buy a lot of
48:39
sweets oh yeah and i don't want that
48:42
i bought it can we get a burrito over
48:45
there
48:45
the people are awful but i'm gonna cover
48:47
them for a minute can we get a burrito
48:48
while we're there
48:49
well we were oh yeah
48:52
that really good burrito i added olives
48:53
to it good did you have pepper
48:56
[ __ ] no oh it doesn't say any
48:58
instructions the one thing i told you to
49:00
add
49:05
uh a good amount of stuff actually oh
49:07
this is a good avocado
49:10
thank you that's a good avocado
49:14
people that
49:20
you people telling me to cover it are
49:21
[ __ ] wrong
49:23
it's on no heat i don't care isn't it
49:26
the starch that does now
49:27
i don't care
49:30
[Music]
49:31
every time i cover it bad things happen
49:32
to my kitchen gets messier you people
49:34
are wrong
49:35
yeah i agree i like that i've just my
49:37
entire brand now i was just being mad at
49:39
my chat
49:40
and they're just you've done better than
49:42
i do have it
49:44
yeah because i like the rice i've always
49:45
put way too much water in
49:48
uh yeah you're talking about this a lot
49:50
of it's balled off
49:51
i don't care chat chat it's going well
49:54
don't ruin this for me chat
49:58
this looks so good i'm really jealous
50:03
yeah i did it
50:06
you should get matching dresses oh yeah
50:09
dixon furnace again a great name
50:11
i do like seeing you in chat what do you
50:14
mean
50:18
you know that one like monty python
50:19
sketch the biggest dickus thing
50:22
that's immediately what i think of when
50:24
i see dicks in furnace
50:27
have you ever seen monty python
50:30
don't have you ever seen monty python no
50:34
you've never seen monty python
50:48
she was so close to saying i know who
50:50
monty python is
50:51
the guy the one guy his name being
50:54
michael python what do you mean is that
50:56
like
50:56
wait no i really don't know what you're
50:58
talking about it's a series of movies
51:01
oh heartless shows that's a better name
51:04
than a booby city
51:05
it is well monty's a night well i guess
51:07
technically it is a name but like
51:09
it's it's more the name of the ship what
51:10
looks so good she's stirring the rice
51:13
[ __ ] you chat oh jesus christ what's
51:16
wrong with your cooker
51:18
what it's not level it's because the
51:20
thing
51:21
happened because you moved it it's
51:22
because the thing you're using is for
51:23
this
51:24
shape you should swap it around you can
51:26
move sorry do you want to try it again
51:28
it might be done
51:28
try it again oh yeah turn it off the
51:30
heat it's definitely been there what the
51:32
[ __ ] have you done
51:32
nothing wrong dude what
51:36
i leave you for half a minute
51:39
okay who gave me this recipe
51:42
you did but you come in you you talk
51:45
[ __ ]
51:48
you come in here you talk [ __ ] up about
51:51
my
51:52
stuff you just talk about your phone all
51:53
the time it's millennials these days
51:56
i'm generations
51:59
changed so now i'm here are you excited
52:02
to see how this turns out
52:04
also hi ruby oh oh that really scared me
52:07
dad just
52:08
i said to dad over right safely and he
52:10
said i can show you she completely
52:11
she completely ignored you dude oh who
52:13
said something relinquished she said hi
52:15
relinquished following said hi ruby hi
52:18
real
52:19
question relinquished folly oh cool hi
52:22
nice to meet you good night it's weird
52:26
dad can see us yeah he's watching damn
52:28
that's creepy get out of here
52:30
get out of here what
52:40
this is like the bit like dislike quite
52:42
a lot just getting like
52:44
the red onion i made i make a good
52:48
sandwich filling without onion
52:50
that's like the one thing as a
52:51
vegetarian that sucks is sandwich hello
52:53
sweetie how are you today
52:56
which one of those are you talking to
52:58
but i'm doing great
53:00
that seems like a lot of red onion that
53:02
seems like
53:03
a lot nice i did
53:06
purposefully less than i thought hi dad
53:11
hey dad
53:14
[Music]
53:16
they were saying don't stir rice
53:20
apparently they're after sticky rice
53:23
call
53:23
ambulance for when you take a bite of
53:25
the poison you are making
53:27
they think i'm gonna buy a brigade for
53:29
when you start a fire
53:31
up the bush i
53:34
specifically said to my dad which is
53:36
might be why he's here wait what the
53:38
[ __ ] please lower the heat and pit the
53:40
lid on man that's the most when we're
53:42
doing ris
53:43
hold up what the heat's off it dude wait
53:46
you what
53:47
that said during the rice otherwise it
53:49
will only cook
53:50
i forgot to drain the rice
54:07
can you say that again next go learn to
54:09
cook and not poison yourself this
54:11
is me learning to cook
54:18
oh this isn't good yeah i completely
54:20
forgot to drain the rice that's fine
54:22
though
54:22
it's gonna drain ruby do you think rice
54:24
should be washed
54:26
um i don't know
54:30
before it starts i think it should be
54:32
but i never do
54:35
i didn't think it should be
54:41
[Music]
54:50
wait i have nothing just spatula do you
54:53
know you have a spoon
54:55
i have a spoon but it's in the red it's
54:57
in the red
54:58
oh wait a proper spoon you have a spoon
55:00
i have a wooden spoon
55:01
yeah you do where is it there you've
55:03
been using it
55:06
robert i'm losing faith in you by the
55:08
second sorry
55:09
i'm gonna assume it said is that like
55:11
half a lime half a lime probably i mean
55:13
it doesn't really matter it depends how
55:15
limey you wanted
55:18
usually i don't like things lonely but
55:20
i'm really going with the recipe here
55:22
there's a juicer but i don't own one
55:25
no i just squeeze it usually squeeze it
55:27
in yeah
55:29
i'm really afraid that white cries the
55:31
writing i'm still out of breath
55:32
right it was the last part it's just my
55:35
legs so
55:36
it's the last part because it's mainly
55:38
like i just went down
55:39
like down
55:40
[Music]
55:44
this is a lot of rice yeah the grass
55:47
makes more
55:48
than the actual oh i'm gonna have like
55:50
spare rice
55:51
yeah that's not a bad thing uh you know
55:55
i think eating it is open stop
55:58
stop the entire time though hey you
56:00
should just order domino stop this order
56:02
domino's
56:02
i know everything's open should i have
56:05
ordered it wow that's really amazing
56:06
um yes yes i should have will i no no i
56:10
will not
56:10
uh no it's gonna taste good it's gonna
56:13
taste great it will
56:14
you're almost done it you do it well
56:21
uncle roger would be very upset right
56:23
now who's roger
56:25
who's roger i don't know who roger is
56:27
uncle roger
56:28
what that's just terrifying that i don't
56:31
know who roger is
56:34
this is this mysterious roger rose's dad
56:37
how do you feel about having a daughter
56:39
that can't cook
56:41
which one
56:49
i already did that that's the first
56:50
thing wait
56:52
that's literally one of the step one
56:54
wait
56:55
i thought you supposed to put it in the
56:56
right side no hey what's it for
56:59
the [ __ ] beam is it yeah oh oh my god
57:03
i've been doing it you've been doing it
57:04
oh it's time what's time assemble
57:08
yay this is the bowl i laid
57:14
i thought i prepared for this and then
57:16
as soon as i started i was like oh i did
57:18
not prepare for this at all
57:20
okay ruby yes help there's tortilla
57:23
in there lay out like two of them
57:26
because i didn't make enough beans am i
57:30
looking in the right place
57:32
doesn't matter i don't want you to
57:33
respond it's right wow
57:35
i can't believe i have this yeah the big
57:37
ones are the small ones the big ones
57:40
what are you talking about what do you
57:42
take me for a novice
57:47
in my hand okay if you want a different
57:49
job you can grape cheese
57:50
that's the worst job it's really good on
57:53
that because they're really big and
57:54
sharp
57:56
yes it is but also you know
57:59
i don't wanna
58:03
oh wow look at you look fancy washing
58:05
your hands before you
58:06
actually
58:15
[Music]
58:20
boiling water
58:34
i haven't
58:42
nice to meet you ruby good luck helping
58:44
your sister
58:45
she's gonna need it i think we're both
58:48
gonna need it
58:59
i also need a husband right to be a
59:01
housewife i guess
59:02
i feel like you do well you know you can
59:05
be a single mom housewife but then i
59:07
also need to be a mom
59:12
i have so many children chat you're my
59:14
children how many are on there
59:16
uh three and a half thousand that means
59:17
you're three and a half thousand
59:18
children that's enough
59:20
that's not enough you miss you misjudge
59:22
me
59:23
you misjudge me severely there isn't you
59:25
could go through that entire block
59:27
i'll put that entire block of cheese on
59:29
one burrito oh please don't
59:30
sound too great at all it's kind of like
59:33
half sticky half not sticky rice
59:35
that's a good thing maybe i know there's
59:37
rice okay
59:38
just people this isn't authentic though
59:41
because that's the last thing anyone's
59:44
thinking
59:45
it's definitely not authentic because
59:47
i've tried it before and it's really
59:49
good
59:49
oh it's so good i'm so happy for you
59:53
there is no way in heck that is enough
59:55
cheese two burritos
59:58
that is not enough oh right not enough
60:00
cheese are you having two
60:04
yes yes i mean me and you're gonna have
60:06
one
60:07
i'm gonna force you to eat one i get one
60:13
my yeah for your health and the health
60:15
of your sister ruby you should not eat
60:17
that
60:19
that's not how you prepare rice next
60:22
time
60:27
i make rice foreign oh thanks for giving
60:29
thanks instruction person
60:31
you're telling me that i did this that's
60:33
the best avocado
60:34
that's a good-looking avocado you know
60:36
you can oh no you won't listen to me
60:38
what you say you can you can use that to
60:41
growth grow
60:42
it grow
60:43
[Music]
60:45
what sometimes it does that yeah
60:50
sharp fly i touched it it's gross it's
60:54
slimy
60:57
you're a baby oh my god i just saw you
61:00
oh my god i always love it thank you
61:05
wait what did you oh dude the mana shop
61:07
is really interesting it's one of those
61:09
things where i think
61:10
we've got like two designs on there that
61:12
was released oh yeah
61:13
what sorry i didn't realize you just
61:16
said you just saw someone talk about it
61:18
oh my god right it's one of those things
61:22
you will eat all
61:32
yeah look at that that's a good amount
61:35
of cheese please make an effort not to
61:36
cut the cheese
61:39
we dip the cheese no that's a joke
61:44
you don't know what you just laughed
61:45
because i said that's a joke
61:48
you don't know what the joke is though
61:49
no are you my mommy
61:53
excuse me i'm a mother of three thousand
61:56
three thousand four hundred and seventy
61:58
three i don't have enough
62:00
countertop space to actually lay out
62:18
you're in the way how are you just
62:21
woke up what are you doing
62:25
huh i swear you always broke my phone
63:00
ah exactly see that that's called
63:03
domestic violence learn about it
63:07
somebody said something there's nothing
63:09
we can do now boys
63:11
it's happening the ambulance is coming
63:14
police
63:28
i'm only making it says to just slice
63:31
them should i like slice them
63:32
i mash them but you can slice them i
63:35
will
63:36
mash them this is rice gusting that's so
63:39
yummy
63:40
it looks so good i really carefully just
63:43
like
63:45
no no no i can do it i mean like it's
63:46
just it doesn't feel
63:48
like it's gonna be good at all probably
63:50
not and it's cool what was that
63:52
you [ __ ] forgot the lamb sauce you
63:54
[ __ ] dude i'm an idiot sandwich right
64:02
you're just hearing things okay
64:05
thank you it's probably not a great idea
64:09
to say your friends names as well it's
64:11
not my friend is the person that donates
64:13
to you
64:14
oh that's sam yeah i don't know i don't
64:16
know if sam's
64:18
i don't think that was sam was that
64:19
sound i don't know no
64:21
that was not sam i was like i miss
64:23
samuel where's samuel
64:24
i know i like that guy he's going to get
64:27
me tattooed on him
64:30
i really hope he does
64:36
my work surface let's make the next goal
64:39
for rose never to do another cooking
64:41
stream
64:42
you guys voted on this i said it was can
64:44
i just say
64:45
everything that i say is a bad idea i'm
64:47
right about
64:48
it's always a bad idea and you never
64:50
listen to me and then we do them and
64:52
you're like this was a bad idea
64:54
so you may need to buy more toilet paper
64:58
god damn it i'll have you know i stocked
65:01
up ever since
65:02
rona i i had to push old ladies out of
65:05
the way for this
65:08
i killed many an old lady for this
65:10
toilet paper dude
65:12
that's what rona had us do how much
65:14
guacamole is too much guacamole
65:18
see you feel the same way about avocado
65:20
the way i feel about cheese
65:22
yes there is never enough cheese
65:26
i'm like a rat i like cheese
65:30
i'm the rat man
65:33
oh it's gone going down here
65:37
you're like a guacamole rat
65:40
okay all right i'm done with that oh
65:43
that can just go in the
65:44
garbage bowl all right how do i mash a
65:47
fork
65:48
let it do it all right
65:52
that is a lot of avocado
65:55
so she was only six mom i want answers
65:57
to what
65:58
i can't help you do your homework in
66:00
fact now give me homework questions i'll
66:01
try and
66:15
dude this feels like it's going to take
66:16
a long time mash these
66:24
i'm gonna i'm gonna heat up this a
66:26
little bit just so it's warm
66:30
heat up the rice just a tad just make
66:32
sure it's not one conglomerate
66:34
you know it doesn't actually need to be
66:35
completely mashed by the way this is
66:37
probably the perfect amount already all
66:39
right
66:41
and then i'm going to heat this up a bit
66:43
because it's been off the heat for a
66:44
very long time i don't want it to become
66:46
like a sludge yeah
66:49
i wanted to have a little bit of liquid
66:50
in it you know just a little
66:52
bit of spice are you certain with hot
66:55
sauce
66:56
i've got a hot sauce but your hot dog as
66:58
a council
67:10
he's getting a tattoo well done
67:24
[Music]
67:30
i need a bigger kitchen very sexy for
67:33
two people
67:33
no that's okay though i don't live here
67:36
um
67:39
right um
67:55
for sure
67:58
was it clean before no no
68:01
oh you don't have me can you get more of
68:04
that before i come on
68:05
more of what this yeah
68:08
thanks i'm more just making sure it's
68:11
not got water on it there's not actually
68:12
anything on it though
68:13
yeah season with
68:17
salt and you'll complain should i add
68:19
salt to the to
68:20
something i haven't tasted it do you
68:22
want to taste it add a little bit of
68:24
salt
68:24
um half a teaspoon of salt
68:27
yes give it a taste
68:34
oh dude i'm stepping in water
68:37
so hot probably not
68:43
is it good all right i'm going to take
68:45
that as a
68:46
success tiny bit of salt had a tiny bit
68:49
of salt
68:52
did you know that from taste
68:55
oh i wish i could
68:59
running scared not i couldn't find any
69:01
like normal bees
69:02
i couldn't find any black beans
69:08
gordon's got nothing i'm he's terrified
69:10
gordon looks at me with
69:11
fear in his eyes what
69:14
that was good is it that good it's good
69:18
i think you consult
69:19
is it good for me or is it good it's
69:22
really good
69:22
i'm not gonna have more salt okay fair
69:24
enough well i could add more
69:26
no you don't need it i reckon i'll just
69:29
tip a bit of that in
69:30
oh okay just by hand
69:45
oh i guess maybe i did put too much salt
69:47
in which might be
69:49
oh god i did that i did like double that
69:52
no they were all yelling at me
69:56
okay fine you were in that chat i did
69:58
too much stuff the first time
70:01
like he was like i'm a chef and what the
70:03
[ __ ] did you just do with yourself
70:05
okay right first of all layer of rice
70:08
i only have one spoon so we're gonna use
70:11
a spatula
70:13
rice that's a good amount of rice is
70:15
that too little rice
70:16
a tiny bit more oh you were rocking the
70:18
dress rose and you should get a comic
70:20
book mate there is a lot of
70:22
i think great illustrators out there
70:26
i love that one i don't care i'll have
70:28
that one all right a comic book
70:31
that's probably enough right yeah okay
70:33
you can make comic books about just
70:35
yourself
70:36
oh spam [ __ ] what happened
70:40
please i'm taking your spatula please
70:43
why spambots please
70:44
all i want to do is cook all i want to
70:46
do is beat gordon ramsay
70:48
that's it is that so much to ask you
70:51
react
70:52
sorry i feel like avocado should have
70:55
been first
70:55
i don't know no i'm gonna add a second
70:58
what do you think
70:59
yeah what yeah if you want to you're
71:02
acting like it's a bad idea no
71:03
it tastes the same either way it's a
71:05
burrito it gets mushed together
71:06
doesn't this look like a massive burrito
71:08
right now
71:11
that was not me you put it there that
71:14
was not me
71:16
i'm tidying it up yet
71:20
you do you're an avocado i'm gonna i've
71:22
constructed as much avocado as i wanted
71:24
god damn it there's rice
71:26
i'm everywhere that's it there's so much
71:29
rice
71:30
the bottom of my really nice looking
71:32
socks are covered in rice
71:36
look how good my socks are yeah i was
71:38
gonna say that earlier
71:39
and now they're covered in rice i will
71:41
fix it rice
71:47
that's a question how do you clean up
71:50
rice from the floor
72:06
hell yeah
72:20
thanks love all right good amount of
72:24
beans sea rose you're a feminist after
72:27
all
72:28
and you don't have to be good at cooking
72:30
to be a woman
72:33
oh god them yep
72:37
oh that's too much cheese you know what
72:40
no it's not that is enough cheese
72:42
i got the cheese right first try that
72:44
looks incredible
72:45
oh god yeah
72:48
i keep like really surprisingly wet
72:52
rice and it's not fun it's only wet
72:55
because it's sweet
72:56
what is that oh that's me that was me
72:59
oh that was my fault i'm not going to
73:00
criticize anyone for those that was me
73:03
uh do you want to put hot sauce on it
73:04
like um you can if you want
73:06
i'm gonna put hustles go for it i mean i
73:08
think that's thai sauce
73:10
it's hot yeah simply fine
73:13
i like i like spicy it's so weird
73:16
because i never used to like the spice
73:19
i like how it makes me feel what
73:24
what about what am i going to what was i
73:25
going to do oh
73:27
i had an opportunity if i was going to
73:29
make another one to make kind of like a
73:30
crunchwrap supreme
73:32
put like doritos on it i might do that
73:33
with another one you should
73:35
put plate oh yeah you want to wrap it
73:37
first no
73:38
you want to wrap it on the plate yes all
73:40
right i'm going to lift yours up so you
73:42
can put the plate down ready
73:44
ready
73:57
what the [ __ ] just happened holy [ __ ]
74:00
what
74:01
there's a lot of pogba grand statue holy
74:04
[ __ ]
74:05
he gifted like 50 subs okay
74:09
my guy holy [ __ ] dude you didn't have to
74:12
do that thank you holy crap
74:14
grand statue holy [ __ ] thank you and
74:16
also why [ __ ] uh
74:20
warmonger in 2000 i'm guessing you were
74:22
born the same year i was thankful
74:24
thanks for two and so why are you still
74:26
clapping
74:28
attitude do you ask for burrito actually
74:32
okay i'm gonna do we'll both do the same
74:34
time i'm not gonna look at yours i'm
74:35
gonna try and fold it all right see who
74:37
does it better
74:38
yeah don't you got mine i'm not looking
74:42
at yours i'm looking really
74:43
heavily in mine oh look at you oh she
74:45
put sour cream on it
74:47
oh dude i was in the zone
74:50
what the [ __ ] my fridge i know it wasn't
74:54
just curious but why not heal same thing
74:57
happen again why no heels because i
74:59
absolutely i'd look like a unit dude you
75:01
wouldn't be able to see me if i wore
75:03
heels
75:04
also mods help oh thanks love you one
75:20
oh my god i think should be good
75:24
yes yes enjoy yourself i want a church
75:27
girl who builds a fanboy fortress
75:32
also what does too much cheese mean in
75:34
britain
75:35
um basically when it's over 50
75:39
cheese is probably a bit too much so
75:42
this is not too much cheese
75:44
i did it i'm done you did it i'm done
75:46
you did it so
75:47
oh well i did it yeah
75:59
yeah it's like a wrap
76:02
no look at mine
76:10
look at that and then you eat it from
76:12
the side like that
76:15
what oh nice well done
76:18
and then you eat it like a like a don't
76:20
i get to eat this
76:21
yes
76:25
yuki why don't i keep missing everything
76:27
yuki thank you very
76:28
much before adding sour cream
76:32
please it is warm that's what i did i
76:33
wanted it right yeah i warmed it before
76:36
i didn't warm it in the microwave though
76:38
does it need to specifically because
76:40
one just subscribed hello from germany
76:43
love your stream all right let's go oh
76:46
yeah welcome help thank you
76:48
germany for enjoying my streams ready
76:50
i'm gonna get i'm gonna ruin my [ __ ]
76:52
lipstick on this but i don't care
76:54
i guess it's gonna be it's worth it
76:57
and then i want to put a beanie on
76:58
because i really miss my beanie okay
77:00
ready three two one
77:07
my first place
77:11
it's pretty there's too much juice
77:15
this is really spicy but pretty good
77:18
this is great this was good i did well
77:22
it's spicy yeah a little bit i have
77:25
never tried that before
77:26
oh yeah i like it i may have added too
77:29
much spice
77:30
it's pretty good that's pretty good
77:33
that's pretty good good luck please
77:37
don't die
77:38
i didn't die i didn't die we did it boys
77:42
we didn't put too much up no we did it
77:44
boys i did it this is really good this
77:46
is not very easy to enjoy with like hair
77:48
and
77:48
lipstick and [ __ ] like i did it rod here
77:51
running this in half with ruby stop stop
77:55
stop giving ruby money she'll spend it
77:57
on drugs
78:01
you just made another 150 dollars
78:06
is there a ghost in your kickstand cause
78:08
everything is going bumpy in the night
78:10
thank you ryder love you lots and thank
78:13
you jessica's style
78:14
i don't know don't say thank you yeah
78:22
oh you oh no my stability was pretty
78:25
good though yeah
78:26
i think you did hey rose i have really
78:29
enjoyed all the girl week content
78:31
i hope you enjoyed it as well
78:39
she ran away i don't know where
78:42
she is oh that's her
78:46
oh my god ruby doing the happy dance
78:48
what the [ __ ]
78:50
what just happened
78:56
i need like a button for this i was
78:58
meaning to set up like a button like a
79:00
happy days song or some [ __ ]
79:02
you just i love how you're just eating
79:03
the breeze she's like
79:07
it's going so good
79:13
oh my [ __ ] god who was it grand
79:16
statue thank you hold on thank
79:18
you holy spirit i went into really
79:21
american then holy smokes that was crazy
79:24
everyone knows the burritos were made in
79:25
america
79:26
thank you so much whoa burritos made
79:31
thanks god i thought it was
79:37
i might be wrong well they you know
79:38
something like diarrhea technically
79:40
like something like fries weren't made
79:42
in somewhere that made somewhere else
79:46
hamburgers were made in germany curry
79:50
is that not right i thought curry was
79:52
made somewhere else that wasn't
79:53
there's not india i don't think so oh i
79:56
might be wrong
79:57
sorry finals like i was just guessing
80:00
okay sure i'm gonna like really mess up
80:03
my
80:04
spicy dude i'm going to mess up my
80:06
makeup if i keep karen eating
80:08
everything this big you're going to eat
80:10
it rose is an
80:12
impressive cook she literally got every
80:14
single thing wrong
80:19
my waistline is [ __ ] after this but
80:21
like it looks amazing
80:22
right yes it's like funny
80:26
i'm not rude i am not in rupaul's drag
80:28
race oh no you're not
80:32
yeah so oh i know in a little bit after
80:36
this i don't know
80:37
should we film it but i'm getting my
80:39
hair extensions taken out
80:40
my dad that's taking my hair extensions
80:43
it's gonna be very fun
80:44
for me your week's over marking today
80:48
girl week is over i'm going to make a
80:50
whole thing about it tomorrow
80:53
we were we were we were we
80:57
are we thanks why
81:04
thanks for the donut thanks for the
81:05
donation caster thanks
81:07
thanks so much for the three thanks
81:08
thanks for watching
81:12
also voiceless
81:18
it's genuinely pretty damn good it's not
81:21
the best burrito i've ever had
81:24
but it's pretty good it's it's way
81:26
better than i thought i could do
81:28
i might make this again oh yeah that's a
81:30
lie but i
81:31
it was good though it's just so
81:34
shameful i just don't want the effort
81:38
it's like a whole hour grand statue
81:42
please send a council member a message
81:48
this is far too much burrito from my
81:50
mouth i'm standing in here
81:52
she's eating it like a palm like that
81:58
just show them what you're doing
82:05
it's not a burrito i can't wrap this all
82:07
right
82:08
dude
82:22
i don't know i'm not nearly worth over a
82:26
thousand
82:26
dollars yeah no it did
82:30
it said um it said uh make sure you
82:32
don't give this to any of uh ruby
82:35
money grubbing
82:38
chaser ruby she ruby's only my sister
82:41
because i'm famous
82:43
yeah that's how you work yeah
83:01
helping you they did good you're welcome
83:04
i didn't do much but
83:07
[Music]
83:09
oh my god okay he was only six
83:13
[Music]
83:15
i i had a i had a thing with them you
83:18
need more cheese
83:19
i had a thing with skeppy about i
83:21
thought i told him about
83:22
the car accident i had where i killed
83:24
that child
83:27
when i was going around the corner and
83:30
like the kid just
83:45
to describe a child's murder
84:00
you know all those like youtube videos
84:01
where like a murder a murderer confesses
84:04
no there's tons there's like they have
84:06
to videotape their room
84:08
for women
84:12
eating yeah exactly well i know it's
84:14
easy still but i mean like
84:16
but i mean like it's it's not it's not
84:18
the easiest thing
84:21
okay with that being a woman
84:26
oh yeah boy it's burrito time
84:31
that was amazing what was the food
84:35
i know it's really good i really should
84:37
have worn mine up now
84:38
but ah it's so good and
84:44
ah almost i i almost want to eat this
84:48
off camera so i can be gross
84:49
yeah that's what i went off yeah i'm
84:51
gonna go be gross ruby entertain them
84:54
i want to eat it now i'm gonna show them
84:56
what i did yes
85:07
oh thank you zebra money bag
85:10
oh what did they say oh no don't say
85:13
that
85:17
oh no don't want to die like a kid
85:21
show them oh i got distracted standing
85:24
there staring at him
85:29
this is my brother
85:34
all he ever wanted was some bread she
85:36
painted that shirt no
85:38
yeah they look exactly the same um
85:42
wait stay there
85:47
no i need a sword
85:56
that was good it's not the best
85:59
but i wrote on the back as well
86:03
right no i'm not gonna read it it's
86:04
cringy okay i don't actually remember
86:06
what it said
86:13
be gross on camera dude no i was like
86:16
absorb that thing
86:18
i took out half of that whole burrito
86:20
just right there
86:29
no cool wait what did they say
86:33
that did you hear ruby bell that
86:37
wait did you hear ruby and follow me on
86:39
twitter you don't know who they are
86:41
that's what they say video doesn't play
86:44
it's very important it's
86:45
called hey josh look at this huge moth
86:49
that i found yeah no the v oh [ __ ] is
86:52
media show and media share is not on
86:54
i might have left it on but it is not on
86:56
here i hope it's not on it is not on
86:58
good i'm gonna do a sleepover stream and
87:00
then we're gonna we're gonna turn on
87:01
mediaship
87:02
but i honestly i might call this a bit
87:04
of a shorter stream because i can't
87:05
really do anything from here i'm just
87:07
kind of here now
87:08
i'll give you a [ __ ] twirl what else
87:10
do you want
87:11
[ __ ] looks awesome i'm drunk okay
87:16
i love you mucho i'm about done you guys
87:19
have like wanted to
87:20
open the packages that's what i wanted
87:22
to do thank you for riding me
87:24
packages packages packages more
87:26
cardboard to throw there's
87:28
so many packages oh my god on camera
87:32
no no there's so much you can kind of
87:34
you see all that stuff back there
87:36
right there that is all rubbish
87:39
can they see me um did you tell me about
87:43
the spider
87:44
not really
87:46
[Music]
87:58
stream
88:02
can i open it anyway yeah it doesn't say
88:05
who it's from
88:07
this one actually says things to chloe
88:12
chloe
88:15
what did you get who's this from nicole
88:17
it dies i said it doesn't say who it's
88:19
from
88:23
these is this a bump this isn't for your
88:25
phone
88:26
what
88:31
what this is so funny
88:35
okay now you know i'm gonna you know
88:39
why is it extra large
88:42
ouch
88:46
also i have one actually i already have
88:47
one yeah one this is new i'm kind of
88:50
excited for this chloe's got decent
88:51
fashion
89:06
like the song
89:12
that's cool i like that i'm keeping that
89:14
one yeah pretty freaking meat
89:16
toss it colin oh we're tossing it
89:19
it's yeah well you did say sausage i
89:21
didn't think this one's heavy
89:25
this one has actually a bit of work to
89:26
pick up i'm going to use the cheese
89:28
knife
89:33
colin it is from colin colin
89:38
i haven't yet got a bomb yet
89:41
there's always a chance though which is
89:43
always fun
89:45
thank you for cheering
89:48
i don't know what i mean it's this
89:51
yeah i you know i gave you one once you
89:53
gave me a bit
89:54
yeah so i wanted to see what it did i
89:56
bought it why
89:57
i wanted to see what it did i regret it
90:00
every day
90:01
oh wow no because i didn't oh my god
90:06
[Applause]
90:18
it is it is for you but still it's bone
90:20
to me yeah they sent me fancy spaghetti
90:23
oh we should call them thank you
90:24
i'm sorry um is that sauce
90:27
what is it oh tomato sauce
90:31
oh [ __ ] oh that's so useful you
90:32
something like fancy [ __ ] colin holy
90:34
[ __ ]
90:35
okay dude look at this you've got to
90:37
show me this
90:39
oh extreme sour sour patch kids
90:42
oh i like them [ __ ] yeah hell yeah
90:47
do you want to keep this you you've got
90:50
listen get into the habit of drinking
90:52
what did you say yeah that's what i'm
90:54
asking you
90:55
oh it says something yes
90:57
[Applause]
91:00
hi rose have a big butt on me colin
91:03
hope you like me queen from mystical and
91:06
scott
91:06
why do we have a feeling simone's
91:08
innocence is going to be destroyed today
91:11
i really hope it's not simone
91:19
i hope not oh that's fancy
91:23
colin's pretty fancy dude thanks colin
91:26
can i rip it
91:26
yep wonderful it's a package
91:39
oh it's built in this time thing this is
91:42
amazing do you want it
91:46
oh it's got some weight to it you want
91:48
this thanks colin
91:50
no can i have it yes thank you yes i've
91:52
got so many
91:53
i can hear them yes thank you thank you
91:57
and this one's
91:58
actually my size holy [ __ ] okay cool why
92:01
would you do that to me
92:02
i'm sorry i can't eat those i don't you
92:05
don't actually know what they are
92:10
hi mom
92:13
[Music]
92:38
you suck i will
92:41
we will have a good day they're kind of
92:44
good
92:45
i kind of like these
92:50
dresses showing what what
92:55
my address what for what oh the boxes
92:59
isn't that the view yeah
93:03
what do we do we don't it's a p.o box
93:16
where's it from ah it's not saying who
93:18
it's from at all but it's also a really
93:20
big part no
93:21
man okay i mean
93:24
when are girl weeks over yeah oh okay
93:27
should we give it until like the
93:29
extensions come out and people say it's
93:30
over yeah
93:31
so you're a woman hey dad if you're
93:33
watching the stream do you want to come
93:34
around and take the extensions out on
93:36
stream
93:37
i won oh my god what's
93:40
in it how many packages left oh
93:43
jeez what is it i don't know
93:47
there you go oh it's a costume
93:57
what is it it's a [ __ ] army lady oh
94:00
cool
94:02
it's a world war two eye come with a wig
94:06
no it does not come with a wig that's
94:08
pretty good
94:09
it's a whoop dude i can't wait to fight
94:11
in a wall yeah please tell me it's the
94:13
right side
94:14
side yeah of the wild walls right
94:18
you know you wouldn't really wouldn't be
94:20
on the the wrong side of that one
94:22
no that's how you get canceled on
94:24
twitter really
94:25
really yeah
94:28
okay i'm going to separate the boxes
94:43
there is only one right side in world
94:45
war ii
94:47
i'm not going to read that oh [ __ ] chloe
94:51
chloe again this might be one of the
94:53
last ones do you know this chloe
94:55
no but there's any fun stuff really yes
94:58
well
95:11
ah jesus okay i'm to call this one the
95:13
last one for today
95:14
i'm going to save some other ones for um
95:16
there's only a couple extra i'm not
95:17
opening
95:18
something from the lab which is going to
95:20
be a whole stream in itself
95:30
something cookery oh is this an egg
95:33
squasher
95:35
there's something in it dude there's
95:37
something in it
95:41
there's something in it an egg squasher
95:46
it's an egg cracker oh yes i meant
95:50
which is great thank you
95:54
why did you put in the drawer i'm not
95:55
gonna need to crack an egg oh we don't
95:57
want it
95:58
why would you it's oh are you on it
96:02
they also sing ah
96:05
they'll send a new phone case does that
96:08
fit my phone
96:09
maybe i don't know what it's for
96:14
we will see it's a new phone case you
96:16
know
96:17
because i have a boring leather
96:20
green one which protects against
96:22
everything when you can have one that's
96:23
pink and marbly
96:27
i'm not going to speak on this matter
96:32
dude i died this is well oh my god
96:45
if you don't simmer down can't wait
96:49
what am i gonna simmer what am i going
96:51
to simmer down from
96:54
the [ __ ] age what is that
97:00
antiperspirant just so many
97:04
of the same antiperspirant
97:07
ruby oh my god this ruby there's
97:10
six antiperspirants what they're trying
97:13
to say here
97:13
take antiperspirant i don't here take an
97:17
antiperspirant
97:18
here take an antiperspirant
97:23
here check it out i'll keep one
97:27
here take another first one
97:30
i don't want the absolutely first it's
97:32
roll on though it's rose scented
97:40
but i cannot open it
97:43
oh it's twist
97:47
oh well it's so liquidy so immediately
97:51
cool neat i don't know if i'll
97:55
it smells like rose like
97:58
it smells like it smells just like me
98:01
thank you
98:02
there's six of them why is there
98:05
six of them chat why is there six
98:09
okay i'm gonna call that done
98:12
i'm gonna call it dumb there's so much
98:15
rice on the floor
98:19
it's because it's all on the bottom of
98:21
my foot now
98:23
all right i'm gonna call that good i'm
98:26
gonna go
98:27
i'm gonna go take some hair extensions
98:28
out hopefully
98:31
i will eat the burrito but first of all
98:33
i'm going to take my makeup off and i
98:34
need a burrito
98:37
um this was a good stream i enjoyed it
98:39
it's a bit of a shorter one but also i
98:41
can't really do anything from here
98:43
like there's not a ton that i can really
98:45
do with you
98:49
now
98:52
uh minecraft i can't do minecraft we're
98:55
in the [ __ ] kitchen but on a laptop
99:01
even ruby thinks you want to crack some
99:03
eggs
99:04
have a good rest your day oh i
99:07
get it now walk what about okay
99:11
if i can't play minecraft how would i
99:12
walk i can't
99:14
it's a whole it's plugged into the wall
99:16
my god
99:18
open ruby's shirt oh open movie shirt
99:21
which one is it chloe i didn't see what
99:23
the
99:25
who's it from chloe
99:29
is there any more clothes check for
99:32
chloe it's probably in that
99:33
thing
99:38
okay
99:52
clean up
100:07
oh my god we got it right what yeah
100:11
what's up should i make a trade what
100:13
trade
100:14
okay i'm gonna just kind of drop it on
100:16
camera see what
100:19
this is 120
100:22
[Music]
100:35
no no don't burn it
100:39
don't steal it poor chloe
100:44
fine you turn to my heart
100:48
look how small like my size
100:51
it's actually exactly the size don't put
100:53
it on
100:54
not off camera no i'm just going to put
100:56
it on my top
100:58
go away
101:03
my god she has no idea how this works
101:06
all right what do you mean
101:07
[Music]
101:09
i know but it's still strange
101:12
okay all right we'll see what this is
101:17
just right
101:21
are you good oh wait they can see
101:24
you all right come on
101:30
congrats with girl week but the 10 is
101:32
for ruby love
101:34
the 10's ruby you made 10 dollars
101:37
wow wow wow
101:41
thank you oh i'm gonna i'm gonna
101:45
i'm gonna hop off stream um i'll see if
101:47
i can figure out raiding someone
101:50
maybe um i'll see you who's online right
101:53
now
101:53
let's see if anyone's online that's fine
101:55
i'm you look wow
101:57
it's you it's me even you ready um
102:05
nope i'm trying to see if i who i can
102:07
find to raid
102:09
uh-huh no i'm
102:14
you can but not now okay okay
102:18
you want to raid turbo i don't know if
102:20
turbo knows who i am but okay
102:22
do i fall into that i think i followed
102:23
wait is taboo live
102:26
yeah terrorist life all right but he's
102:29
got like 30 i don't know what he's doing
102:30
but he's playing minecraft and everyone
102:32
likes turbo
102:32
all right i'm very uncomfortable all
102:36
right
102:38
i'm gonna get out of everything that i'm
102:39
wearing go week is now over
102:42
i hope you enjoyed this is now the last
102:44
part of going the extensions are going
102:46
the eyelash extensions are going
102:47
tomorrow hopefully hopefully god damn it
102:50
i really need to record a minecraft
102:51
video
102:52
but yeah this was fun i really enjoyed
102:54
this my burrito went
102:55
[ __ ] mint by the way
102:58
anyway i hope you had fun goodbye
103:03
forever goodbye i'll be back probably in
103:05
like three days
103:06
two days yeah but i'll be in a wig
103:10
which wig should i have i don't know
103:11
pick a wig anyway
103:14
tubbo let's go let's go buckaroo
103:19
all right viewers you all ready we we
103:22
are you all ready are you already
103:24
viewers oh you're ready viewers bro
103:27
okay my hair is such garbage all right
103:31
he was only six he was only
103:34
he was he was only six