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i was trying to be on time
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i'm okay i'm really hoping this doesn't
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look like ass
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does it i don't know
00:10
i've just managed to so listen buds
00:12
listen offline chat well like when you
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were gonna set this up together offline
00:15
chat before i posted in the in the
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discord or something
00:18
are we good though and you were gonna
00:19
set this up together offline chat before
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i post no no
00:22
are we good are we good so all my
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settings are [ __ ]
00:27
chad i need to i need to chat i need to
00:29
know if if anything's [ __ ]
00:31
nope echo there's always an echo
00:34
there'd be no overlays yeah there's no
00:35
light overlays are we good
00:37
what's the delay like i wonder hold on
00:44
not that bad okay sounds clear yeah no
00:48
it's like a it's whether it's
00:49
zero or four just subscribe my hair's
00:51
grown out so much
00:53
also are you going to do a po box
00:57
oh my opening do you want to do if
00:59
there's so much [ __ ]
01:00
stuff there's so much [ __ ]
01:04
stuff my living room downstairs dude let
01:07
me in
01:08
oh my god i wish i could like just pick
01:10
the camera up and go but like listen
01:12
buds buddy buckaroos listen
01:15
there is like downs nice lauren's
01:18
downstairs subscribe we had to like
01:20
us hell yeah laurence dean thank you
01:23
we did like um me and my friend every
01:25
time we go get nails by the way new
01:27
nails
01:27
wow they're a bit interesting grand
01:30
statue
01:31
just subscribe okay two months i reckon
01:34
this is i was like oh my god hello guys
01:38
twitch right find everyone else's head
01:39
the stream can't be scuffed anymore
01:41
[ __ ] it's a little bit scuffed i'm going
01:44
to i'm going to post the thing in the
01:45
distance
01:45
dj just subscribed colon
01:50
hello nice nails thank you i don't know
01:53
don't say that they're technically red i
01:56
guess they're more
01:56
they look more orangey it's autumn all
01:58
right there's got gold on them
02:00
golden orange that's autumn i don't know
02:02
why it's not though i
02:03
don't [ __ ] know everything is scuffed
02:06
my entire stream setup is so scuffed all
02:08
i've got is just this camera
02:10
and nothing else there's no music
02:11
there's no overlapping just subscribe
02:13
goals hi i was figuring if i'm gonna
02:16
redo everything
02:18
and i feel stopped being a guy no
02:21
well i mean technically okay
02:25
rule just subscribed this ain't being a
02:28
simp
02:29
yeah no by the no no subgoal because
02:31
it's no simp september all right
02:35
actually i wonder how many subs are at
02:37
because we haven't streamed like overall
02:38
we
02:38
just subscribed him here for a third
02:41
month should we find out
02:42
should we find out the bad news it's
02:44
gonna be bad news for you guys not for
02:48
me
02:50
hey it's luna just subscribed four
02:53
months going strong
02:55
thank you for the serotonin and the
02:57
twitter dm reply it means the world to
02:59
me three
03:02
yeah i'm going to try and stream
03:04
tomorrow is that cool with you
03:06
i'm going to try and stream tomorrow as
03:08
rose i think that'd be good
03:10
but this is going to be i'm going to do
03:11
a manly man stream because there's a
03:12
very specific reason for this bud
03:15
you may have noticed that the last the
03:17
last injury
03:19
just subscribed i refer to you as daddy
03:22
or mommy
03:27
refer to me as your highness that's my
03:29
pronoun everyone always asks like oh wow
03:30
you
03:31
what are your pronouns phenomenal let's
03:32
call you he she i don't know man
03:34
my response is always call me your
03:36
majesty your highness
03:38
lord and savior probably seems pretty
03:41
appropriate to my identity
03:43
andrew underscore god just subscribed
03:46
how you doing interesting this is going
03:50
to be a bit of a story time p.o box
03:52
[ __ ] it we'll make this a p.o box stream
03:55
so there's a few things
03:56
your finest dk just subscribed
04:00
this is legitimately the first time that
04:03
i've wore my
04:04
fake gucci uh don't these were seventeen
04:07
dollars
04:08
don't even assume um spitfire
04:11
just subscribed
04:22
1911 just subscribed last manly man's
04:26
tram
04:27
it definitely is so there's a bunch of
04:29
garbage downstairs
04:30
i say garbage because i one of them
04:32
looks like a kite but there's a bunch of
04:34
p.o box stuff downstream
04:36
just subscribed i have no idea again a
04:38
stream
04:39
i have not i've i don't know whether
04:41
taylor has
04:42
finally gonna stream yeah i know we're
04:44
gonna i'm gonna try and do more streams
04:46
because i feel like i've been slacking
04:49
um but
04:49
taylor's stuff i don't know if it's all
04:51
here yet but
04:53
there's a bunch of po box stuff that i
04:54
can unbox and give you a story time what
04:56
i've been doing in the past week
04:58
if you guys want is that a good stream
05:00
is that a good streak
05:02
just subscribed i like that name oh
05:05
welcome back dude i know i know i like
05:06
your name from somewhere because i've
05:07
liked your name multiple times in the
05:09
past
05:11
i'm confused are you transgender or what
05:13
no i'm a [ __ ]
05:15
i'm immortal i'm a deity
05:18
i'm not trans by the way uh
05:21
what the [ __ ]
05:25
okay i don't mind if you have always i
05:28
don't mind if they're scared
05:30
you don't need to do anything
05:33
i'm glad that you get good donation
05:34
message shall i bring up all the po box
05:36
stuff i don't actually know how much
05:37
stuff there is because there's some
05:38
stuff i ordered and i haven't filtered
05:39
through it at all
05:41
and there's some stuff that like taylor
05:43
has sent me
05:44
and i can't unbox layer because it's
05:47
don't mind the chair my living room
05:50
chair
06:00
oh damn that's right holy [ __ ]
06:03
you're technically correct bring it up
06:05
okay right let's do it
06:07
okay let me limber up boys uh what music
06:10
should we put in the background while i
06:11
go and get my po box stuff
06:14
what should we put in uh oh wait i know
06:16
i know
06:20
i don't care if i get monetized on
06:21
twitter just subscribe boys i gotta go
06:23
get all my stuff
06:24
ready ready ready
06:28
you'll know it if you know
06:42
you [ __ ] ready boys let's [ __ ] go
06:44
i got po box packages to get
06:47
right mkg6k just subscribed
06:50
where's rose i miss her
07:00
craft bike just subscribed yay po box
07:13
ch3 headmaster 74 just subscribed
07:17
three months tintin and many more to go
07:22
would you guys [ __ ] send gold bars
07:25
why are they so happy
07:26
jesus christ
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is
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is
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is
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tigerty underscore jojo just subscribed
08:22
five months let's go
08:31
and the target just subscribed uw
08:38
hi
08:44
crazy crazy just subscribed to
08:47
simpletuno september
08:58
where's the pile of mannerly clothes i
09:00
got lighter fluid in matches let's get
09:02
clipped
09:06
i'm done i'm good
09:12
oh my god nice hair your majesty
09:15
i really need to oh [ __ ] jesus christ
09:20
i need to exercise more holy [ __ ] my
09:23
headphones are on the ground okay
09:25
that was a bit i know that wasn't as
09:27
intense
09:29
just subscribed you are directly my man
09:35
really need to exercise
09:37
dude thank you i've got great hair holy
09:40
[ __ ] dude
09:41
count 2g thanks so much i think you've
09:42
donated twice
09:46
thank you oh my poor heart
09:50
is it giving me following locations i
09:52
don't know if it is fiction schweife
09:54
just subscribed
09:56
i dare you to pronounce my german name
09:58
lol
09:59
fitchsen's wife swift i just did it it
10:01
just said it already
10:03
it kind of it's a bit cheating isn't it
10:05
also i'm so sorry there's notifications
10:07
going on
10:07
i completely forgot that was a thing
10:11
sorry about that okay i turned that off
10:13
oh
10:14
again i so here's the reason here's the
10:16
story time right
10:18
i have no all my god why am i [ __ ]
10:20
notification stuff
10:21
i just turned them off and stream
10:28
oh [ __ ]
10:32
look 3y underscore loki just subscribed
10:36
two months yay
10:40
okay uh oh [ __ ] no thank you
10:43
sorry people are mad at me that i'm not
10:45
recording a video okay
10:47
right boys so here's what's been going
10:49
on uh
10:50
that's a little sponsor segment i did
10:52
kind of been [ __ ] me about a little
10:53
bit not gonna lie
10:54
uh working with sponsors is not very fun
10:56
i will say that
10:57
uh i have been delayed a video which is
10:59
why i didn't upload like 10 days
11:01
just subscribed okay
11:06
you said like four months ago you
11:09
would give me one please just go to our
11:11
dms and send me a star emoji
11:14
and look at there i was going to say how
11:15
do i dragon i'm made of you please
11:17
you matter what a dragon did
11:21
just read it donation doesn't came
11:22
through yet god damn it okay
11:26
uh where's vatria
11:29
vatria uh how i sent
11:36
okay my god my hair
11:40
so where's the pink chair it's here i
11:43
moved it for
11:44
for a time i don't know if you guys saw
11:46
me fall over at the start of that but i
11:48
took a pretty hard forward
11:49
to see you again thank you this is like
11:51
pajamas today
11:53
having an interesting day yeah uh so
11:56
here's
11:57
fun stuff i lost all my data on my hard
11:59
drive that's been interesting
12:01
uh i have to yeah faster pussycat my pc
12:04
works now
12:05
remember i was telling you before that
12:06
like my graphics card completely died
12:09
yeah it works now it works now are you
12:12
happy for me i'm happy for me
12:14
it's nice no bro i know sorry okay
12:18
yeah warden by the way i'm like half
12:20
done recording the video for you
12:22
okay
12:25
i have a ton of po box stuff all of it
12:28
is ridic
12:29
okay the last little bit was lighter
12:31
than that
12:32
just subscribed
12:36
oh it's from colin oh my god i [ __ ]
12:38
love colin's packages
12:41
also i have a knife all now holy [ __ ]
12:43
thank you
12:44
twisted twisted good name thanks for the
12:46
thousand bits michael
12:47
okay i have a knife wall now which knife
12:49
would you like me to select
12:51
uh i already chose i'm gonna start with
12:53
this one i have a knife wall up on my
12:54
computer i'm very happy with that
12:56
jessica
12:58
everyone just subscribed three months
13:01
sub
13:02
[ __ ] yeah dude wait it's not just kissed
13:04
up hell yeah dude
13:06
oh yeah dude thank you dude you're
13:09
starting thank you
13:11
just subscribed omg there is the cute
13:14
guy i subbed for
13:16
hell yeah hell yeah i'm cute as [ __ ]
13:20
people have called me a twink uh that's
13:22
pretty much my
13:23
my it's pretty much the energy right now
13:30
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okay
13:42
oh [ __ ] i'm so sorry wha look what i got
13:45
colin you master oh my god colin oh
13:48
colin you [ __ ] you sweet little paint
13:50
you sweet someone say workout stream
13:52
oh my [ __ ] god there's so many
13:54
skittles that's the donation i read by
13:56
the way that i laughed that was really
13:58
funny
13:59
but yes i'm still out of breath holy
14:02
[ __ ]
14:02
pack of seven i'm gonna die dude i said
14:06
to stop ordering me candy but because i
14:08
have no willpower whatsoever
14:10
skittles bro it's not skittles that sent
14:12
this it's colin
14:18
it's so nice you have the beautiful
14:20
pairs of legging to do workouts in for
14:23
the next months
14:24
yeah so here's the plan guys while i
14:26
unbox this here's the plan
14:29
today i want to actually finally uh a
14:32
while ago
14:33
we agree who is this person where is a
14:35
rose
14:36
i have marshmallows for the burn boy
14:39
clothes campfire
14:41
yeah so here's the thing so here's
14:42
here's what we're doing today as well
14:45
so the plan today is to finally do the
14:48
sub goals
14:48
according to the team the last of the
14:50
packages are due to arrive around the
14:52
14th
14:53
[ __ ] yes i'm so down i also bought a
14:56
better cat
14:57
there's so many things i have to tell
14:58
you about i'm so sorry okay hold on let
14:59
me read this
15:01
enjoy your gift and then i think the
15:03
other one says how much runescape
15:05
gp to be my runescape gf oh [ __ ] thank
15:08
you so much
15:09
20 20 worth of runescape gp is enough
15:12
i'll take that and go we'll runescape
15:14
gf's now
15:14
okay i get thought you might like these
15:16
from colin from colin scott and then
15:18
there's so many
15:19
underscore s8 you see one just subscribe
15:21
there's so many gifts i showed my fans
15:24
roommate your streams and she made me
15:26
sick for you
15:28
love you rose finn you guys are so nice
15:32
i mean it's no september get your ass
15:35
back in line it feels so gay to wear the
15:38
same stuff you wear
15:39
pog
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[Music]
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oh damn i'll [ __ ] kill you [ __ ]
15:49
i don't don't [ __ ] don't you [ __ ] oh oh
15:51
don't test me thank you bernal don't
15:53
test me thanks berno you're really cool
15:55
don't test me
15:56
you did you call me gay on the internet
16:00
that's made me irrationally angry look
16:02
at the dragon tell i say i beg of you
16:04
pearl acid damn it you didn't see it
16:06
that's gonna be you right there call me
16:08
gay again on the internet
16:09
did you just call me gay on it
16:16
be warned stand in issue public room one
16:18
gang is superior
16:21
no i don't know i want to make sure my
16:22
headphones don't fall off
16:26
this doesn't work i'm trying to keep the
16:28
hair on my eyes the hat's the only thing
16:29
that saves me
16:31
massage 420 just subscribed
16:34
three nice nice
16:37
okay what are these things oh that's
16:39
gonna fall over if i take that out what
16:41
are you
16:42
what are you what are you
16:45
oh that's glass that is definitely glass
16:56
oh [ __ ] i missed you i had to resort to
17:00
watching minks
17:02
i'm so sorry i'm so sorry to do that to
17:04
you 20 scooters
17:06
i didn't what the how big is this
17:11
oh my god it's a [ __ ] plan but you
17:13
just subscribed
17:17
that's my favorite beer oh hell yeah i
17:19
have a peroni glass that's my favorite
17:21
beer
17:21
there's another one too how are you if i
17:24
i never drink beer fidget cheetah just
17:26
subscribed
17:27
to legitimately cheap by giving you
17:29
money from our sponsor
17:31
what of today's sub jeff bezos who will
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also pay your sub if you are going to
17:36
sub with
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twitch amazon twitch private prime boys
17:40
get yourself some twitch prime bottle
17:42
clocks is the counselor
17:44
is okay you're not streaming for seven
17:47
days
17:47
definitely not they're really mad at me
17:50
the council are really mad at me but
17:52
honestly i've they understand though the
17:55
council i understand
17:58
what the [ __ ] oh it's like a god it's
18:01
like a bottle that's
18:02
kind of not that's metal that's slate
18:04
and metal holy [ __ ]
18:05
this is actually kind of nice it's
18:08
actually kind of nice this is so cool
18:10
look at that
18:10
it's like a ball open that's [ __ ]
18:12
sick
18:14
that's [ __ ] so cool i'm gonna put
18:16
that in my kitchen that's so
18:17
cool yo colin
18:21
i told you colin always sends such cool
18:23
[ __ ] i [ __ ] love you dude
18:26
oh [ __ ] skulking thank you my god
18:28
[ __ ] bugs
18:29
oh god i just took all the trash out of
18:31
my house i'm just gonna make another
18:32
pile
18:35
miss it down dude thank you holy [ __ ]
18:37
have a great stream i
18:38
am at work ready to start work oh
18:42
[ __ ] jessica i hope you have a great day
18:45
at work
18:46
uh
18:49
oh yeah this one's a bit weird please
18:51
don't send let's see
18:53
here acne is all part of being a growing
18:55
woman
18:57
make sure you clean your face each night
18:59
and morning
19:00
use moisturizer two times a day are you
19:03
telling me that i have
19:04
uh acne because i do i can't believe you
19:07
point that out
19:13
enjoy the prank oh dude i'm so annoyed
19:15
about that i uploaded the
19:17
i uploaded that last omega video and it
19:18
immediately got demonetized and on the
19:20
view count it
19:21
it goes like the views go like this they
19:22
go like whoop
19:24
as soon as it gets demonetised it will
19:27
never that that video will never get any
19:29
views
19:30
i'm really upset by it also what is this
19:33
let's say by the way if you know my
19:35
address please don't send me things
19:36
directly to my address it really creeps
19:37
me out
19:40
but this one was sent to my address what
19:43
the [ __ ] is
19:45
[Music]
19:46
what the [ __ ] is this when you get the
19:49
salt pig it's from me
19:51
the what oh yeah the self you mentioned
19:53
that yeah i remember that holy [ __ ] it's
19:54
been so long
19:56
there's someone some [ __ ] send me a
19:58
[ __ ] drone
20:00
oh i'm gonna treat this so poorly it
20:02
looks like exactly like a mavic drum but
20:04
that's off he'll
20:13
it's like an off-brand mavic drone like
20:16
someone just closed jeeps
20:23
it's a chinese mavic drone that's what
20:25
this is
20:27
i'm hyped but like this is this is
20:29
probably gonna spy on me right
20:35
okay it comes in a nice case
20:38
uh oh [ __ ] oh wow yeah
20:42
it feels really cheap but it's cool
20:45
it's all plastic yeah okay i'm gonna
20:48
crash this thing into some drinks
20:50
how do you wipe your t-h-i-c-c bum with
20:53
your long gas nails
20:56
who wipes okay listen everyone always
20:58
ask that who
20:59
in the world like wipes their ass like
21:01
that and going like right i'm gonna
21:02
scoop it i just
21:04
got offshore guarantees i don't know how
21:06
anyone likes their ass
21:08
stream helps me out the [ __ ] is that
21:10
noise
21:12
oh it's minecraft oh my god sorry about
21:15
that
21:16
what does it sound like
21:20
okay all right whap
21:23
whap whap why are you saying whap
21:28
wet ass wet wet ass p-word
21:35
oh it's so cheap oh man i'm gonna crash
21:37
this thing into so many walls
21:39
it's so bad i'm gonna use it though
21:43
that's sick
21:44
okay thank you my god thanks alex
21:48
thank you alex oh wait i need a place to
21:49
put these that's not like
21:54
this one i'm interested
21:57
i'm really [ __ ] interested in this
21:58
nadia thank you not oh nedo
22:01
thank you and this one i'm interested in
22:03
because it's very clearly sent from a
22:04
person and not from amazon it's
22:06
god awfully wrapped but it's got this on
22:08
the front so i'm [ __ ]
22:10
i'm hype i am very hyped my friend let's
22:12
use an even
22:13
let's use a different knife you guys
22:15
haven't seen this
22:17
wow what what
22:22
what that's p word okay
22:27
facts don't care about your wet ass
22:29
p-word
22:30
all right oh my god
22:34
i'm sure oh wait oh god open on camera
22:36
please i sent a couple of months
22:38
i spent a couple of months on the
22:40
contents of this box and would love to
22:42
share
22:42
and love to see your reaction from very
22:46
very what
23:07
it's a horse in a dress and long hair
23:11
it smells i don't know why
23:14
this is man woman what the [ __ ]
23:18
what is this sort of j schlatt meme
23:22
quack oh no like people's from skeppy
23:24
this is definitely a skeppy view it says
23:25
quack on here
23:27
you want this please so many memes e
23:30
toes yep this is definitely a yep carrot
23:33
from
23:34
okay who's from verb yep this was
23:37
supposed to be
23:38
so wholesome oh my god p.o box and
23:41
story time sounds like a fun streak oh
23:44
[ __ ] there's more there's another
23:46
envelope hold on this is like the most
23:47
wholesome one that i've got
23:48
and they look at the look at the cell
23:50
look at the packing they used
23:51
and i'm just going to bypass it and
23:53
break it
23:56
hopefully it will be good by the way
23:57
thank you by the way thanks for the
23:58
donation by the way
24:02
hopefully
24:04
hopefully copper thorn you won't be
24:05
disappointed [ __ ] oh god i really don't
24:08
want to throw anything away accidentally
24:10
eat okay oh it's a me like a
24:14
look at that it's like a me little plush
24:16
thing that's cool
24:18
this small design ended up getting
24:19
resized okay that's so
24:21
[ __ ] cool there's so many there's so
24:23
much time how do you like the gift
24:25
sorry couldn't send some beer as well
24:27
yeah no you can't send beer in the mail
24:30
people might think you've put uh bad
24:32
things in it
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[Music]
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keep up with the videos dude love them
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they are funny and
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[ __ ] oh it's so nice so sad got to hate
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demonization
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here is a consolation prize
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wait what demonetization oh yeah sorry i
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was like demonization i was like what
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the [ __ ]
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yeah dude this is so [ __ ] cute oh my
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god it's
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like a like a little me hoodie there's
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little eyes on the top that's so [ __ ]
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nice
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that's so cool that's so cool thank you
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holy [ __ ]
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it's like music oh it's got [ __ ]
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sweets in it oh
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[ __ ] i feel like oh my god
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it's like all this like blue and pink
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wrapping that's a nice touch oh blue and
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pink like
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that's so [ __ ] cool i'm so sorry
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it's a good thing there was nothing like
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breakable in here because i'm guessing
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whoever delivered this really didn't
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like it they booted it look at the dent
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it's got in it that's a foot mark dude
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that's a shin
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that's the ups delivery guy going it's
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got a bunch of like nice pictures on the
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end as well
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very tweets that's what they're at is by
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the way thank you holy [ __ ]
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so [ __ ] cool so [ __ ] nice thank
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you pog
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that's so nice holy [ __ ] the effort you
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went through just to package that
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he was only six i'm sorry it's a voodoo
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doll
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oh god please don't make it creepy
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please
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first class oh [ __ ] someone sent this
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first clap someone paid
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someone paid 294 for this for this just
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to get delivered to me
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oh okay let's see if it's let's see if
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it was worth 294 delivery chat
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place your bets now it's quite light
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take a guess is it going to be worth the
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294 delivery
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that's a lot of money to deliver
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but you know this this pla this thing
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was in first class
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that means it was sipping champagne on
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the way over here it was like
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it was it was making rude remarks at the
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waitresses
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in first class air oh man
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maybe it was a ship i don't know
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what the [ __ ] is that
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what the [ __ ] is this
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why the [ __ ] is this
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jocko discipline what the [ __ ] is that
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you may have liked this gift next poem
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not so much maybe
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what the [ __ ] is this i don't know what
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this is
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does anyone know what that is i don't
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know what it loop
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i don't think it's lube is it no
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it's like a t is it t who's this dude i
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think it's t
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i don't know what it is who this dude
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it's me i don't i guess it's tea
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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wait this is from matthew i [ __ ] and
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they sent me a tacticae
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tactici to keep your keys safe
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what's it called a tactic does it have a
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[ __ ] like knife on it can i whack
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people
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oh it is oh my god oh what the [ __ ]
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hold on yo okay hold on
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what the [ __ ] listen buds a man you know
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like you know oh my god you know how
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like women at night they get all scared
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they put their key
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in the middle of um in the middle of
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like that i'm really trying so hard not
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to cut myself
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uh they put their key in the mid and
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they're like like that so it's kind of
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like this
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right lastly 277 just subscribed
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did you choose a dress for the
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championship
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oh [ __ ] do you guys want to choose a
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dress for the championship because i
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haven't
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am i should i stream that as a woman
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cows infinity just subscribe i'll
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cosplay
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again i should cosplay techno play look
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look what this thing does you put your
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key in here like that
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and then it gives you a better hold on
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it so you can [ __ ]
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that's what this is oh you want to get
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you want to fight me
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oh it's sick i think it's supposed to be
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like that actually
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yeah yeah
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holy [ __ ] dude
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awesome and then some tea
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oh damn it's such a stark contrast
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that's pomegranate white tea and then
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whatever this
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is capsules is this caffeine
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a dietary supplement
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uh i don't know what it does though
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it's just a supplement it's got a
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physical
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cognitive force multiplier
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it's a force multiplier i'm going to be
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so strong i'm going to be like [ __ ]
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oh how many times can it enforce me
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either way let's say it enforces my
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by three right i'm gonna be three times
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as smart i'm gonna cure cancer
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oh my god oh my god dude i'm gonna be
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the strongest
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i'm gonna be so strong i'm finally gonna
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beat techno blade
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what you're on the same team for what
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should i call what should i what should
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i wear by the way for
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for the championship also bernal thanks
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so much for the gift thanks so much for
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[ __ ] the subs bernal
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rose when rose tomorrow rose tomorrow
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good good and rose tomorrow
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yes what should i wear for what should i
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wear for technoblade in mc championship
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oh yeah but at what championship i'm in
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the mcc
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i'm in the mc mc championship
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what the [ __ ] is that cringe is on his
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nails uh they're acrylic nails they're
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maybe not the best design i've ever got
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which is why i didn't post them on
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twitter but they're all right
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i think you guys have better taste than
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the nail tech that i just was like i
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don't know what i'm doing
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pick whatever you want uh little black
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dress dress yeah i know i am to wear a
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dress but i don't want to wear wear
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maid costume i think i've done techno
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made
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i could wear the i could wear a pink wig
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pink pink
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i could wear like a pink wig because
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that's kind of like what technoblade's
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hair would be if he's
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a pig and then like a red dress what red
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dress would i wear
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if i wore like a red thing i should wear
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something red what about that old
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like the strappy red dress that i wore
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when i where the [ __ ] was that from
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you know what i'm on about and i could
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wear the crown
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and then i could wear i could buy a
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[ __ ] crown
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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someone just called me a [ __ ] in chat
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nice
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make new money session guys should i set
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a new sub go
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[ __ ] i don't i set a new sub goal i
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don't know
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that's a good idea oh f4 f44
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send me this one cool should i
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tiara i've got a tiara i don't have a
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crown but i have a tiara
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it's like a silver tiara where is it
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it's uh here
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i got this so a pink short pink wig
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with this on it and a red dress
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shall we shall we sir
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i need like a i need like a cloak like a
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cape should i get a cape
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oh i'm gonna get a cake i already
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decided on it as soon as i said
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udidnt listen again
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so i showed i showed the i showed the
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pictures i was like
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okay here here's what it was right i
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showed the pictures and it was like oh
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my friend was like my friend was a bit
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of a dick i criticized the butterflies
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because i got butterflies twice in a row
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if i'd have got the blue ones that you
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guys sent i was like
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i didn't want to get really dark gray
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ones because i know i was going to do
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something like brighter so i was like i
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don't know
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i need it i should have asked for some
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more suggestions actually month
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might need this holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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this is okay literally the gift on this
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is might need this for minecraft
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championship with technoblade
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oh my god it's so on time it's almost
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like the package was listening to me
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oh my god we're living in a simulation
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i what the [ __ ] why did i why did i do
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this to myself
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oh you know what knife i i completely
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[ __ ] that up
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ugh but i've got a knife evil russian
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spy i'm
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i look up at chat for half a second
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yes trusty knife man yes trusty knife
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trusty knife
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trusty knife there it goes oh my god
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why'd i do this to myself
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knife knife knife knife knife
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knife knife knife okay
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what does it say there's something it's
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like a book
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oh my god it's dead it's the art of war
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it's the art of war by sun tzu
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oh it's the uh oh dude there are so many
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quotes let me read it
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okay let me get a quote
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start a war sun tzu something he
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genuinely said
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start the [ __ ] war right now sun tzu
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war bad no sun
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war good sun tzu
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big pug for sun tzu war good
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sun
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war sun tzu
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war is my favorite thing sun tzu okay
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[ __ ] okay right there's so much fun
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there's so much stuff
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dude there's a lot of stuff i've got a
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mountain i've tried to clear part of the
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other stuff but there's still a bit of a
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mountain
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warp warpogs sun zoo
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warzer plug sun tzu okay
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i'm so strong it scares me sometimes
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to finny boy slash rose from lionheart
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oh thanks for the 50 bits
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oh [ __ ] wait how did i miss that
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donation hold on
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talk talk a lot boy nine seven don't
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need three dollars the bowsette
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i've been kind of wanting to do a
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bowsette cosplay
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but the thing is sneaky did one i don't
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think i can measure up
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any i feel like if i it smells like fish
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oh my god if you've sent me a rotten
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thing you enemies do not
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need fear outcome of thousand battles
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sun tzu wouldn't have said something
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like that he's not that smart
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that doesn't sound like something sun
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tzu would say
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oh it smells like [ __ ] fish
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it's not though it's just not it just
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smells really bad
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it was the bag it didn't even what the
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[ __ ]
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it's it's [ __ ] hardware knee pads
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i have i'm a [ __ ] 20 i'm not
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60. what what i have knee pads dude why
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did you send me knee back what does it
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say
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what does it say little something to
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help you out all the time you spend on
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your knees
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oh my [ __ ] god
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oh you think you were so smart oh you
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thought you were so smart
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oh wow you rose on an easel attack
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oh you thought you were so clever huh
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you're not
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i'm clever i'm smart i'm big
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god damn it well you know what now i
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have knee pads
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that's all right
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what did i start in chat with my
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packaged sun tzu
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guys can we get some more sun tzu quotes
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yeah one person in chat just sucked dick
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he's i think that was the joke i don't
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know what's the joke why do you have
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nails
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you're clearly a first time viewer of
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this channel
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why do you have nails they can't come
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off buckaroo they're acrylic they never
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come off i was cursed
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a [ __ ] a witch called twitch chat
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cursed me once upon a time and i've got
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acrylic nails that are impossible to
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take off for weeks at a time
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the next time i get my nails done i
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promise i'll ask twitch chat oh it's
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from chloe holy [ __ ] this one's from
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chloe
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is the other one from chloe no this
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one's from chloe though
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busy on your knees sun tzu sukks
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oh my god
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what the [ __ ] suck
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holy [ __ ]
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sorry this is my favorite meme
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acrylic nail cursor binding yeah
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it really is funny novel tt
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oh my god it says funny novel this is
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branded funny novelty tt
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funny novelty t-shirt this better be
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funny
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this better be freaking this better be
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pretty freaking funny
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[Music]
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best big sister ever getting acrylic
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nails done
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even though girl week is over still sis
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though
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can we get a band for ally can we just
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keep it under the radar i don't know i
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don't want everyone to know i'm banning
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ally but can we just get a ban on ali
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let me just ban her real quick
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i don't want bat i want oh my god did
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you actually do it
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i saw a mod
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i saw a mud said a block term i was like
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oh
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god they didn't
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okay egg
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speaking of what are these this is from
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me apparently it's from finster no it's
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not it's just a jester finster
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there's no there's what the [ __ ] is this
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oh my god
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wait the the [ __ ] explain the stream
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title sun tzu yeah i will next
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oh they're like those [ __ ] stockings
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that have a line up the back
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oh wow for the oh for a maid cosp oh for
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the ah these would be good for the
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french maid thing
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oh you guys you guys are great like [ __ ]
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god [ __ ]
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that that they're so soft though let's
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add that to my wardrobe where's my
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wardrobe
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here on top of the skittles oh wait
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what [ __ ] is this
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techno play cosplay yeah it's i'm going
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to do that i'm going to carl's play
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technoblade
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because i want him to i want him to see
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the stream i want him to be upset
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by me does he stream those
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i don't know either way we're going to
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[ __ ] win this [ __ ]
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this one's not addressed this one
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doesn't say what they're what who it's
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from
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but the first thing i see is sequence so
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it can't be bad
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cloud cloud clouder thank you thank you
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sorry i could not pronounce your name
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you know how to make a hot dog stand
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that's pretty good yeah that's pretty
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that's really good i like that one you
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get it
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that was good i have the pickup lines
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that was pretty good do them dirty in
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front of their squad
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sun tzu
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oh oh it feels really weird oh it feels
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so weird
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it feels like oh i don't know something
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about having a bunch of smooth things
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that makes you feel wet i don't know why
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i'm just stupid i think
40:38
oh damn and it doesn't smell great
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either
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it smells bad grand statue thanks
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[ __ ] grand statue thanks for the five
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gifted subs we're really trying to get
40:47
on the top of this page now huh
40:49
what is this hold on i'm gonna stand up
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for this because i don't know what it is
40:53
it's probably a what the [ __ ] it's just
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straight up a
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ball gown what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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dude let me let me hit up a club real
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quick it's really long though oh [ __ ]
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it's like a ball gown look at this go
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crack
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it's like a [ __ ] like you put your
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like what the [ __ ] what
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it's not bad looking actually i'm
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probably gonna wear this i mean it's a
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bit
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it's a bit much it's a [ __ ]
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it's a bit a lot you know but it looks
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pretty nice
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it's a it's a bit extra that's the word
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i was looking for
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oh [ __ ] that's what i'll wear to cosplay
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technoblade dude
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oh there's a free elastic band on it as
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well
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oh the fake nails really ruin that
41:44
the worst thing about having fake nails
41:46
is that you can't flick an elastic band
41:51
tight title that hide the lake tidal egg
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thanks so much for five dollars
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the egg the egg go crack then it go
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quack no
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put it on put it on put it on you
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wouldn't oh it's the jessica rabbit
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thing
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oh [ __ ] that's gonna be fun oh dude i
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need to get like an orange wig
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oh [ __ ] that's really fun okay that's
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actually kind of sick
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that's actually kind of sick that's
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actually pretty cool
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i will definitely wear that i was on the
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fence about it but that's pretty good
42:23
i'm definitely gonna do that one that
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sent the knee pads i obviously meant all
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the time you spend
42:30
praying cause you are a good boy dirty
42:32
minds much
42:33
love ya yup that's definitely what that
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was no it's it's it's it's a lot of uh
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yeah
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you know i spent a lot of time i spent a
42:42
lot of time uh
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what the [ __ ] is this i spent a lot of
42:46
time praying to myself because i am
42:49
clearly a lord gift note from uh
42:52
al alexis hey here's a beanie to match
42:55
your aesthetic
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oh [ __ ] it's a beanie i'm glad
42:59
they know my aesthetic now is just wear
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a beanie because my hair's too long
43:08
okay i'm gonna swap beanie hold on i'm
43:10
gonna stop beanie
43:12
it's i'm usually partial to black
43:14
beanies because they're manly as frick
43:15
but you know what we'll make an
43:16
exception for today
43:18
why is it so thin my head's not that
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thin
43:22
oh my god it is look at the difference
43:25
of beanies
43:27
wait this one's a big beanie this one's
43:29
a small beanie
43:31
small bean wait do you supposed to hold
43:38
on
43:40
hey red roses are red violets are blue
43:43
you got me simping sun tzu
43:47
nice nice nice
43:51
do i do i look like the tip of a penis
43:53
right now because i think i do
43:56
i really do hold on
44:00
oh [ __ ] okay right
44:04
okay i understand that i'm probably
44:07
wearing i look like a foreskin
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yeah that's what i'm going for it's
44:11
forced
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foreskin aesthetic it's just trying to
44:14
come off my head it really is
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i'm gonna guess that you need to do that
44:18
it doesn't make it look much
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it doesn't make it look much better
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though does it
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looks it looks too small it's like it's
44:38
oh it's great let's play lilo from fifth
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element
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that looks so [ __ ] dumb i love it
44:49
cosplay
44:50
lilu from fifth element i if i google
44:52
this character and they've got just
44:53
their tits completely out then that's
44:55
what i don't know
44:56
is this work okay that works i'm gonna
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go on to i'm gonna go on to i'm gonna
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google it
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okay uh what was i googling
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[Music]
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lilu fifth element fifth element
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okay uh
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uh live stream record uh c chat i know
45:23
share screen there we go
45:26
oh yeah no it yeah no
45:30
this is yeah that's that again what what
45:33
i'm
45:33
this is what she's wrapped herself in
45:35
what toilet paper and they're charging
45:36
forty dollars
45:38
dude why
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why why they look like one of those
45:43
beanies they put on babies at the
45:45
hospital
45:46
oh my god oh my god it does
45:50
oh my god it [ __ ] dance what the [ __ ]
45:55
oh [ __ ] also lilu looks creepy as [ __ ]
45:59
this is a strange cosplay
46:05
her face is so weird
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it's the eyebrows i think it's something
46:10
to do she looks like i don't know i've
46:11
never seen father
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fifth element okay toilet paper mail
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dude okay
46:15
right what else do i have here's a box
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that's been sitting on the desk for
46:19
oh a while now and i took it up but it's
46:22
a box it says fragile all over it
46:25
just like me cosplay the [ __ ] queen
46:30
queen elizabeth the second or the third
46:32
i don't know which q
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dude i'm such a heretic i don't know
46:35
which queen we have
46:37
i know she's called queen elizabeth but
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that's it
46:42
the way boys today is the day that i
46:44
actually enact all the stream lists
46:45
and i go and [ __ ] jesus
46:49
i go and [ __ ] uh actually
46:52
take get away oh boy clothes god i'm so
46:56
sorry oh wait i completely missed
46:58
something relinquished folly i didn't
46:59
see you
47:00
i didn't read the here you don't know
47:01
hey faint i hope you had a really good
47:02
week and i love this shirt also if
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you're gonna dress up like jessica
47:05
rabbit you need to have
47:06
long purple gloves too oh should i try
47:10
and get some long purple go
47:11
zero two everyone wants zero two i found
47:14
i might i might it's just a bunny
47:17
cosplay but like
47:21
i need to learn how to tuck for that
47:24
there's a zero to a cosplayer
47:25
chat for my mouse badger and pants cause
47:28
i just spilled the beer
47:29
all over myself thanks to you oh
47:33
wait what how did you how did i how did
47:35
i do that what the f
47:37
wait is this the pig is this the what is
47:40
this
47:40
what is this thing i don't know what
47:42
this thing is
47:45
flourishing wait flavoring bottle
47:49
what the [ __ ] is this
47:52
what the [ __ ] is this what is this
48:01
i'm here to hold a meeting what is it
48:04
salt pig it's not a pig though i mean
48:06
that does look like a it does look like
48:08
a salt like it could hold salt
48:11
i don't know what it's for
48:14
i don't know pretty good though boy
48:17
clothes
48:17
guess i'll put salt in it either way
48:19
they look good on my bedroom floor
48:26
well that was good [ __ ] hell okay
48:29
right look at the honey bunches of the
48:32
wait what the [ __ ] zero cosplay zero two
48:35
i might be down to cosplay zero two
48:38
only if i'm really allowed to photoshop
48:40
the photos to get rid of the bulge that
48:42
it's definitely gonna happen
48:43
are you are you good for that i'll do it
48:46
then i'll do it if i can photoshop the
48:48
images pretty heavily
48:51
[Music]
48:54
emmett works sir can't watch the stream
48:57
but he'll still toss a coin to my
48:59
favorite egg
49:00
how's the tank top been
49:03
how's the tank top been the tank top
49:07
i haven't got a tank top yet that's your
49:10
salt pig
49:11
ah that makes sense i didn't know i
49:13
thought pig was more literal
49:14
you know won't you tuck i i've tried
49:17
tucking before
49:18
does not [ __ ] work for me maybe it's
49:20
because i have the penis the size of
49:22
like a train
49:23
but like i can't finally man ours caught
49:26
me off guard
49:30
yeah no it's manly man hours for the
49:32
last time because of what i'm gonna do
49:34
later but this is definitely a shoe box
49:37
especially as handmade shoes oh jesus
49:43
okay
49:48
handmade shoes oh
49:51
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] that's really big
49:55
these are big holy [ __ ] these are big
49:59
holy [ __ ] these are what the [ __ ] dude
50:02
they look
50:02
interesting they're open toe wow they're
50:05
[ __ ] giant
50:06
they're absolutely ginormous they're
50:09
[ __ ]
50:10
giant wear them all right
50:13
they're giant though they're absolutely
50:16
gigantic
50:17
these are these are that's so tall
50:21
do i have a measuring thing do i have
50:23
something that can measure things
50:24
do i have a measuring tape no what do i
50:27
have that's like
50:28
measurable what do i like it is the size
50:31
of
50:32
it's the size of an iphone xs max
50:35
i don't know how big that is what that's
50:37
like six inches 6.4 inches something
50:39
like
50:40
that these are [ __ ] big dude
50:46
finn would you never put it and just
50:48
subscribed
50:51
am i right chat am i right
50:54
chat my iphone's so completely destroyed
50:58
but i'm too cheap to buy a new one
51:01
it's like such a good phone and it works
51:03
so well but like i've shattered the
51:04
screen
51:07
okay right
51:10
i'm trying to get you know what [ __ ] it
51:11
the little bit of plastic on the bottom
51:12
doesn't really matter
51:14
i'm gonna see if these even fit me oh
51:17
dude they're so
51:18
wait what the [ __ ] they're like oh
51:20
there's like a button
51:21
hold on apple am i right chat
51:25
looks like you were right chat oh wait
51:28
they stretch
51:28
oh [ __ ] i'm not gonna should i are you
51:31
supposed to take socks off for this
51:33
i don't wanna you guys will see my toes
51:35
[ __ ] it now you're you can
51:37
you can see the tip of one toe i'll
51:39
allow it
51:41
i'll allow it
51:44
also because they're definitely not
51:46
supposed to work do they fit
51:50
holy [ __ ] they're actually too big
51:54
by just one size i think
51:58
or are they i don't know oh [ __ ] i can't
52:02
oh my god this is so hard to do up toes
52:04
toes toes
52:05
verb's going to get his dream real quick
52:07
they're kind of nice though
52:09
[ __ ] all right this is a [ __ ] why do
52:13
i
52:13
every [ __ ] unboxing string every
52:15
unboxing stream i end up really
52:16
uncomfortable in a pair of games
52:18
or boots don't i feel like i do just
52:21
were
52:21
just verb entered the chat oh no don't
52:25
worry it's not much
52:26
it's not many it's not much foot it's
52:27
just like the tip of half my big toe
52:32
i think i'm really hoping it's not going
52:34
to be because i don't think you're
52:35
allowed to show toes on twitch
52:39
but for this i think it's fine oh my god
52:41
is this
52:42
does that go yo this feels like it's
52:44
going to be so [ __ ] hard
52:46
oh they're so tall i haven't walked in
52:48
heels in like a week
52:49
they're so tall god damn it i'm not used
52:53
to it ebic
52:54
i'm not used to oh my god i'm not used
52:57
to these at all wow
53:00
you can't even see them look at look
53:02
look at this
53:04
they're [ __ ] tall dude
53:07
oh by the way there's the only proof
53:09
you're ever gonna get that i actually
53:10
did paint my toes
53:12
for girl week because i'm so nice to you
53:14
okay look
53:15
right right right right right ready
53:22
i'm incredibly unflexible but this is so
53:24
big
53:26
jesus
53:28
he's just so [ __ ] tall why would
53:30
anyone wear these i feel like i'm seven
53:32
foot okay at what point in the stream
53:36
do i take these off by the way because
53:38
oof
53:41
okay let me open up the other glass
53:43
bottle that uh
53:44
that that colin got me because i never
53:46
ended up doing it
53:47
never at never point okay
53:51
this thing looks like a kite i really
53:53
want this i'm not gonna be i got this
53:55
yesterday i'm not gonna lie to you i
53:56
really want this to be a kite
53:58
why did everyone [ __ ] say never
54:01
i'm taking them off at the end of the
54:02
stream how about f i'll give you until
54:04
the end of the stream how about that
54:06
council can hold an account if i know
54:09
end of the stream end of the stream you
54:10
guys will see it i'll go
54:12
there you go end of the stream that's my
54:13
promise i'm gonna have to take them off
54:15
eventually but i really want a kite
54:17
angel wings oh [ __ ] i just want a kite
54:19
dude
54:20
please be a kite please be a kite
54:24
oh please be a kite i want a kite
54:27
i want to live out my child
54:30
[ __ ] live childhood again
54:34
[ __ ] that hurt that's why you don't get
54:36
fake nails my boys
54:37
ow [ __ ] that hurt so much how
54:40
ah everything's going wrong
54:43
again it smells really bad
54:47
i feel like i maybe didn't notice how
54:48
things smelt before because my house
54:50
smells so
54:51
incredibly bad and then i just cleaned
54:53
and now i can smell everything again
55:01
i don't even i i can't even make a guess
55:03
at what that is
55:05
that's not the big thing though the big
55:06
thing's this
55:09
mia mia the blue just subscribed four
55:12
months of watching a dude dress up as a
55:14
thought
55:15
is it a kite doesn't look like a kite
55:20
this is like a shitty kite is this a
55:22
kite
55:24
what is it i still don't know what it is
55:27
and [ __ ] mirror dude thank you also i
55:30
appreciate your youtube edits i've now
55:31
just started to see all of those in my
55:33
timeline thanks
55:35
is it a surfboard what the [ __ ] is it
55:38
there are holes in it
55:40
what the [ __ ] is this is it like a
55:45
wank what
55:48
am i right that's like hard but what the
55:50
[ __ ] mermaid tail
55:52
it's a [ __ ] mermaid tail it's a
55:55
[ __ ] mermaid tail
55:57
it's a [ __ ] mermaid tail
56:02
holy [ __ ] wait that's what it looks like
56:04
dude
56:05
it looks like scales that's why i
56:06
couldn't figure out what the [ __ ] it was
56:09
oh my god it's like a whole oh my god
56:12
it's like a whole thing
56:13
it's like a whole thing [ __ ] line for
56:16
stupid pretzels and i'm so mad like you
56:18
people need to go
56:19
home and let me get my stuff
56:23
did you just want to rant about pretzels
56:24
for a second dude i kind of want
56:26
pretzels though
56:27
oh man i'd love a present cut to a week
56:30
from now where you're in boxing 10 kites
56:33
please send me cuts put it on guys take
56:35
your pick if you want
56:37
heels or or mermaid tail
56:40
i've got a feeling on what the answer's
56:41
going to be yeah yeah and i'm here for
56:44
it
56:45
mermaid tail yeah okay i'll put
56:48
listen chat all up to appease you when i
56:50
take the mermaid tail off i'll put the
56:52
heels back on okay
56:53
but i really want to wear this i really
56:56
want to wear the mermaid tail boys
56:58
i'm kind of
57:02
oh these aren't hard to take off at all
57:03
these are easy okay cool
57:05
annoying to put on but okay boys i'm
57:09
gonna try my best not show my feet here
57:10
but like holy [ __ ]
57:12
this is not made for an adult man by the
57:15
way this is made for like a
57:16
six-year-old child because like my feet
57:18
are too big for it
57:20
i've got too much i was like i looked at
57:22
the feet the holes and i was like
57:23
there's no [ __ ] way
57:25
dude there's no oh my god
57:28
bro
57:32
there's no way this is not made for a
57:35
human man
57:36
i'm gonna need to cut myself out of this
57:38
[ __ ]
57:40
thin fish i can hear the i did it
57:43
i got one foot in there's supposed to be
57:45
another foot that fits in here
57:47
it's not gonna [ __ ] happen boys i'm
57:49
gonna do it anyway though
57:50
oh [ __ ] all right this is like a [ __ ]
57:54
oh my god someone rly took my parcel and
57:58
decided to drop kick it confused face
58:00
thanks you very postal service
58:04
d anyway l y hi t y s m from that voodoo
58:08
doll girl confused face
58:12
dude this feels like some sort of dude
58:14
this is so incredibly uncomfortable it
58:16
feels like this is someone's thing
58:18
because it immediately just feels like
58:19
bondage like this is just i can't
58:21
[ __ ] move my leg
58:22
they're mostly in i'm going to call that
58:24
good because if i do any more than that
58:26
if i if i try and put my foot all the
58:27
way in there i'm never going to get it
58:28
out again
58:29
i don't know what the [ __ ] this is
58:30
though how does this work
58:33
it's so tall one sh-5
58:36
t-e-r maybe i should have done this
58:38
first
58:39
wait no it's sealed at the bottom sealed
58:43
you get it like a like
58:44
like in sea life like a fish which way
58:47
is the front
58:49
i'm calling that the friend this is
58:51
definitely someone's thing the more i'm
58:53
doing
58:53
[ __ ] oh god why would you ever want this
58:56
this is just
58:57
uncomfortably terrible i don't know i'm
59:00
gonna try and let you guys see this
59:02
sorry let me kick off from my desk my
59:03
flippers
59:05
okay [ __ ] okay good thing i've got some
59:08
core
59:09
strength and core ab strength what the
59:11
[ __ ] is this
59:15
oh my god i don't care if i break it i
59:19
don't care
59:21
oh my god why would you do this to
59:24
yourself though
59:26
oh [ __ ] it's working oh [ __ ]
59:30
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's gonna happen boys
59:35
oh my god there's more of it why is
59:36
there more of it oh
59:38
[ __ ] i broke it but like oh [ __ ]
59:44
oh [ __ ] the mermaid dress and tail is
59:47
for photo shoots youtube
59:49
why would i do a photo shoot in this
59:51
what the [ __ ]
59:53
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
59:56
it's so slippery it's just hard plastic
59:59
it's like
60:00
my like wooden floor
60:12
it's
60:17
what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] why would you
60:20
do this
60:21
this is awful
60:25
i can't get up anymore why the [ __ ]
60:29
why would you do this so manly oh this
60:31
is really manly
60:34
yeah [ __ ] you dude i can swim yeah boy
60:37
i'm like a [ __ ]
60:40
dolphin
60:42
damn it okay i'm taking this [ __ ] off
60:45
this is
60:45
painful now oh [ __ ]
60:48
oh my god it won't get off my [ __ ]
60:51
foot dude
61:05
okay right now that's done oh my god i'm
61:08
keeping it though
61:09
you know just in case i want to do a
61:10
[ __ ] mermaid photo shoot
61:13
seals together strong
61:19
fish okay oh
61:25
i didn't even see that jeets thank you
61:28
okay
61:28
right like there's the next thing
61:29
there's no way whatever package is
61:31
following oh dude i need to put [ __ ]
61:33
shoes on all
61:34
socks goddammit come here heels because
61:37
i don't want to show my feet on twitch
61:38
[ __ ] it only options heels boys let's go
61:42
this is garbage oh my god it's just
61:44
swapping from one uncomfortable thing to
61:46
one uncomfortable
61:47
footwear to the other oh my god
61:51
i should grow a beard that'd be a really
61:53
confusing thing for you guys huh
61:57
should i grow a beard let's grab a beard
62:00
[ __ ] jesus this is the content we
62:04
tune in for damn right it is
62:07
fishtech content dude
62:11
no beard you guys are so mad
62:15
i'll grow a beard dude just to upset you
62:23
don't test me i'll [ __ ] do it
62:28
i say that like i am physically capable
62:30
of growing a ghost zero understand one
62:35
hello from hawaii someday i want to pass
62:38
as well as you do
62:39
i don't there's no way i feel like you
62:42
guys give me too much credit for that
62:44
makeup check i'm not doing makeup today
62:46
this is gonna be the last manly man's
62:47
stream
62:48
i'm not doing anything feminine i'm
62:50
doing nothing feminine today all right
62:52
this is gonna be the last time i'm a
62:54
manly man so the last thing i want to do
62:56
is be feminine on camera i would never
62:58
do something like that
63:00
anyway uh next package
63:04
uh okay
63:07
this one's a heavy one i'm so down
63:12
goddammit i can barely walk in these now
63:16
i dude the one thing i lose practice
63:18
with really quickly is like heels and
63:19
makeup i
63:20
swear to god if i'm not doing makeup
63:22
like once a week then i'll forget
63:24
or especially heels i feel like you get
63:26
so used to walking without heels that
63:28
like
63:28
you walk like in heels for like you can
63:31
walk in heels for like a week and then
63:32
the first time you wear trainers again
63:34
you're like oh this is how you're
63:35
supposed to do it
63:36
and then you're very streamable just
63:38
subscribed
63:39
subbing so i can see my dogs in the sub
63:42
server
63:43
b this has been the simpiest night for
63:45
me you underscore
63:46
you i'm so glad
63:49
what the [ __ ] oh wait this is cool i
63:52
don't know what it is yet but it's a
63:54
it's a dense amazon packaging smells so
63:57
bad
63:58
i you know what take it upon yourself to
64:00
ask why i'm sniffing absolutely
64:02
everything that i get but like
64:04
uh okay there's nothing that says what
64:06
it is on the outside
64:10
a series of pipes i don't know what this
64:13
is a series of pipes
64:19
it's just a series of pipes that look
64:22
like they're interlocking
64:25
wait did this just make a circle oh my
64:28
god is it a [ __ ] hula hoop
64:31
holy [ __ ] oh my god guys it might be a
64:33
hula hoop
64:34
dude it might be oh my god oh my god it
64:37
might be a hula hoop
64:39
oh my god it could be a hula hoop guys
64:43
guys this could be a hula hoop what the
64:46
[ __ ]
64:46
i can't i can't how can i get it working
64:50
uh is it like this oh wait i don't know
64:53
how this works
64:55
oh like that no not like that
64:59
what the [ __ ] oh like that oh [ __ ] you
65:02
gotta
65:04
like that oh dude this is totally gonna
65:07
be a hula hoop
65:09
oh dude if you think i'm not assembling
65:11
this right now and trying to hula hoop
65:13
you're so wrong
65:16
the day that finn doesn't hula hoop when
65:18
someone sends him a hula hoop is the day
65:20
i don't wanna i don't wanna live after
65:21
that
65:22
that's that's the day that i've lost all
65:23
hope
65:27
okay there you go all right that's one
65:29
dude the half of this is gray half of
65:31
its pink i'm gonna do pink and then gray
65:33
uh like that and i like that
65:37
i'm getting the hang of this i'm getting
65:38
the hang of it half a hula hoop boys
65:41
that was assembled in no time
65:42
let's do the other half let's i don't
65:45
think i've hula hoop since i was like
65:46
five let's try it it's so blue jeffrey's
65:50
just subscribed
65:51
hula hooping in heels i can't wait
65:56
you're right that's a great idea would
65:59
it be a good idea to maybe take the
66:01
heels off for this
66:03
maybe maybe chat maybe chat
66:06
maybe chat
66:11
what could go wrong what could go wrong
66:13
it's huge
66:14
yeah maybe they think i'm a big boy i'm
66:16
a big boy i'm manly man
66:19
big manly big no we're hula hooping in
66:22
heels then i guess
66:24
what can go wrong what could go wrong
66:26
dude i've already fallen over once today
66:30
i've learned my balance
66:34
oh my god what the [ __ ] it's so [ __ ]
66:37
dude
66:37
i don't have the strength to do this
66:40
okay
66:41
right bam and then you click and then
66:44
you
66:44
[ __ ] do that and then there's one to
66:47
go oh my god i almost put it in how do
66:49
you like the tactile key and hope you
66:51
all rose never have to use it
66:53
the tactic no i won't because i'll be
66:56
fine
66:57
that's a good idea for my husky oh [ __ ]
67:00
yeah dude
67:00
we got a [ __ ] hula hoop all right bud
67:03
all right buddy
67:04
all right buddy all right buddy let me
67:08
let me do this oh my god okay all right
67:11
buddy
67:11
let's see if i know how to do this i
67:14
have the space do i have this space
67:16
almost
67:19
one just subscribed two months my guy
67:23
left let's go
67:23
i'm gonna try and adopt a power stance
67:25
for this because these are not intuitive
67:27
to to
67:28
to here to open all right but ready
67:31
ready hold on i'm gonna take the
67:32
headphones off
67:36
all right this is the most active thing
67:37
i've done this has been a very active
67:38
stream for me
67:39
okay i've got the space ready
67:43
oh [ __ ] it dude i'm so [ __ ] hold up
67:47
oh [ __ ] i've lost it never mind i was
67:48
trying to get headphones off look at
67:50
that [ __ ] dude
67:51
my five-year-old instinct kicked in and
67:53
i'm in high heels
67:55
oh what oh [ __ ] no i've lost it now the
67:58
the headphones don't work the headphones
68:01
definitely are not inclusive to hula
68:03
hooping
68:04
i'm so [ __ ] good at this dude i could
68:06
make a whole stream out of just hula
68:07
hooping
68:08
hold on okay i'm adjusting my hat ready
68:12
you know i'm how did i do what how did i
68:14
get so did i get lucky the first time
68:18
oh my god okay i think i've constructed
68:21
this wrong
68:22
because let me show you there's a series
68:24
of bumps
68:25
and i feel like the bumps supposed to be
68:27
on the outside
68:29
because this really hurts
68:32
ready i'm gonna do it again though
68:36
all right let's go boys no okay that's
68:38
it you you saw me do it the first try
68:40
though that was easy
68:42
okay oh ow
68:45
[ __ ] i've been many things today i've
68:47
been a mermaid i've been you know
68:49
insane at walking in high heels and i've
68:51
been a [ __ ] hula hoop
68:53
i feel like this was a fairly successful
68:54
one today all right
68:58
god knows what i'm gonna do with a hula
68:59
hoop though that's for me
69:08
someone clipped that that's kind of
69:09
funny somebody got robbed here do you
69:12
remember when you said
69:13
what that
69:18
no oh when the when oh yeah when the
69:21
[ __ ] uh
69:22
when the when the shot got dropped how
69:24
well that went
69:25
yeah also it's not a hula hoop
69:29
what else is it what else could it be
69:31
that that i hula hooped
69:33
what what activity did i do that's not
69:35
hula hooping there
69:37
i feel like i hula hooped
69:40
hair curlers oh my god hair curlers why
69:44
is everyone saying hair curlers
69:46
for what why does everyone ask why is
69:47
everyone saying that
69:51
what for what
69:54
those are hair curlers what
70:02
so [ __ ] confused that was like no
70:04
that's definitely a hula hoop
70:06
i feel like that that was definitely a
70:08
hula hoop sir
70:10
no they're not though that was that no
70:13
that it's a what are you stupid that was
70:14
definitely a hula hoop
70:20
why would they lock together why would
70:22
they lock together
70:23
that's definitely a hula hoop
70:30
yeah it's a yoga circle what the [ __ ]
70:34
it's everything that's not a hula hoop
70:36
thanks guys
70:38
okay now now that we're done with the po
70:40
box portion of the stream i think
70:42
yeah the other stuff are just from uh
70:44
from taylor which i can't unbox yet
70:46
now that we're done with the po box
70:48
portion of this stream time to do
70:49
something awful
70:51
so here's what's gonna happen
70:54
i've neglected doing this for a very
70:56
long time you may ask kate finn you're
70:58
like uh you had a plan for this right
70:59
you were gonna do girl week
71:01
and then you're gonna take and then you
71:02
were gonna do uh a month in just skirts
71:04
and dresses
71:05
and then you're gonna do the six months
71:07
without uh guy clothes
71:11
that's what we're doing
71:14
from today we're going to start that
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we're going to start the [ __ ] skirts
71:18
and dresses
71:19
month
71:20
[Music]
71:23
momma ally here what you have is a yoga
71:26
circle used for flexibility and balance
71:29
you did it well though i am proud of you
71:32
i say it's a hula hoop
71:34
i think it's a hula hoop alley i think
71:35
you're wrong ellie it's a hula hoop
71:37
month but i'm not i don't have to do any
71:40
makeup
71:41
i don't have to do any makeup i don't
71:42
have to do any like i'm not i'm not
71:44
being rose
71:46
it's just [ __ ] scarce this is
71:48
specifically to torment me
71:49
that was it that was it
71:55
that was it this is just the thing that
71:58
the council came up with it was
71:59
something the alleys came up with
72:04
goodbye finn that's why that's why the
72:06
stream titles titled that um
72:08
so yeah makeup and skirt
72:12
[ __ ] no i'm not i'm not giving you the
72:14
uh choice to change that
72:17
i'm not i'm not allowed i'm i'm not i'm
72:20
never
72:21
i don't think i don't think i'd ever
72:22
make that remember when you said you
72:24
hope
72:24
my cat falls down the stair yes very pog
72:29
i hope it does i hope everyone that you
72:31
know falls downstairs
72:32
even the people that you like we demand
72:35
rose you'll get rose tomorrow
72:37
or maybe maybe not tomorrow i don't know
72:39
two weeks off
72:40
and you add makeup i am key i just
72:42
subscribed three months in a row whoop
72:45
whoop when is the shopping with ruby he
72:55
i don't say much face with rolling eyes
73:00
yeah did you get my package with the
73:03
sour patch kids and pasta yeah i got it
73:06
i got it during the cooking stream uh it
73:08
was really good i immediately at the
73:09
sour patch kids they were really good i
73:11
didn't even know they made them that
73:12
sour and they were really [ __ ] good
73:14
tomorrow scam i don't know i'm gonna try
73:16
tomorrow i'm gonna try and do a stream
73:17
tomorrow for rose rose stream tomorrow
73:19
i'm thinking
73:21
kill kill kill i'll give you guys the
73:23
opportunity
73:24
i'll give you guys a vote i want the
73:26
council to know too because the allies
73:28
decide on it if ali does not
73:30
uh sign off on this then i will say that
73:33
we won't do it
73:34
the alleys needs i'll i will lower it
73:37
i any time off is good for me or
73:40
considering there's no makeup in it
73:42
for the 30 days for the next three days
73:44
i will take two week if you take two
73:46
weeks off i will also include
73:49
doing makeup all right for those two
73:51
weeks
73:52
if you take the two weeks off so instead
73:54
of a month is two weeks if the ally
73:55
signs off on it
73:56
we will do it i don't know the alleys
73:58
need to slam off on it also
74:00
chat chat in the alleys
74:03
it's either a full month of skirts and
74:05
dresses
74:07
or two weeks of skirts dresses and
74:08
makeup
74:12
depends what you think i don't know i'll
74:13
pick i've pitched it to chat now
74:15
this is i'm going to be real with you a
74:16
lot of my streams now are just me versus
74:19
the council
74:23
bargaining it's like the [ __ ] what
74:25
are the what are the what
74:26
the
74:29
the the [ __ ] something signs of other
74:32
there's
74:33
five stages of grief and i'm currently
74:36
in denial
74:38
or bargaining denial bargaining what's
74:41
that wait
74:41
hold on what are the steps of grief five
74:44
stages
74:45
of grief what is it it goes denial anger
74:50
bargaining i'm in bargaining i think i'm
74:52
about to be in bargaining
74:56
denial was the first bit anger was goal
74:59
week
74:59
and now i'm in bargaining
75:03
why are you saying three weeks no this
75:04
is not a this is not a [ __ ]
75:06
this is not a [ __ ] this is not a
75:08
[ __ ] negotiation here bud
75:11
uh
75:14
okay acceptance is coming yeah the next
75:17
stage is depression
75:18
actually when are we gonna get to the
75:21
god i think that the whole god the last
75:23
stage is acceptance
75:25
i wonder when we'll reach acceptance
75:30
denial anger definitely anger constant
75:32
anger
75:34
holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dicks in photos
75:36
i was a tier three sub i would have
75:37
completely missed that because of
75:38
streamlabs
75:39
thank you holy [ __ ] four months tier
75:41
three sub holy [ __ ] dude mega simp
75:45
paul okay we'll do a poll we'll do a
75:46
poll we'll do a paul we'll do it
75:48
two weeks but actually stream every day
75:51
oh god
75:52
i couldn't do that i i don't i don't
75:54
have the time
75:55
i don't have the time i just don't i'll
75:58
do a poll okay
75:59
um all right let's do
76:00
[Music]
76:04
right
76:08
denial no hot on bargaining
76:12
uh right
76:17
four weeks good and
76:21
dresses okay two weeks
76:25
plus makeup all right
76:29
i don't really watch your streams
76:31
anymore i just stay subbed for the
76:33
founders badge
76:35
wow that hurts so i don't want it
76:38
i want to watch minecraft animations of
76:41
skeppy and strange
76:43
poses that make me feel a way i don't
76:45
understand
76:46
yes
76:54
okay right
76:58
i wanna i'm gonna stream tomorrow i'm
76:59
gonna say that i'm actually i'm gonna
77:00
stream tomorrow
77:02
okay [ __ ] okay okay right i'll make the
77:05
agree oh in fact i'll schedule the
77:06
stream for tomorrow
77:08
i'll schedule a stream for this time
77:09
tomorrow how about that that'll keep me
77:11
on track
77:12
how about that because i haven't i only
77:15
just recently figured out you can
77:16
schedule streams
77:18
one month you are not going to
77:20
disappoint the council again
77:22
oh ali ali disagree mama ali disagrees i
77:25
don't know whether this is mama ali or
77:27
ally i don't know one of the allies ali
77:30
has not signed off on it i don't know
77:32
the chat seems oh [ __ ] the chat seems to
77:35
want the makeup
77:38
i don't know council versus chat can we
77:41
can i turn the cat can i turn the shell
77:43
on the council ally might set
77:45
al ali might set the stat yeah he sets
77:46
the standard el ali my uh
77:48
ali might take the dub here i know
77:52
[ __ ] the chat god damn it
77:56
the chat really does like ally though so
77:58
it's an interesting divide
78:00
okay four weeks yeah ally has too much
78:03
power with the chat
78:04
i don't know
78:09
four weeks [ __ ]
78:15
god damn it fine can i get any time off
78:18
can i get any can i get any time out can
78:20
i get some can i can i do anything
78:22
together to get it some time off here
78:25
four weeks plus makeup god no oh god no
78:29
okay now everyone just wants four weeks
78:31
everyone's saying no i can't have any
78:32
time off
78:36
me and the council will discuss this in
78:38
private i've got an
78:40
into the council by the way did i ever
78:41
say that i have an in there's a there's
78:43
a group chat on the or it's not the
78:45
entire council and the
78:46
council do keep a lot from me but there
78:48
is a group chat now of me and the
78:49
council but it's not the council group
78:51
chat it's just the council all in one
78:53
place
78:54
i've never seen fifth element sacrilege
78:58
i've never seen fifth element it doesn't
79:00
what is it about what's fulfillment
79:01
about
79:02
if you get your ears oh [ __ ] wait okay
79:04
listen okay this is completely different
79:05
i just wanted to i just wanted to bring
79:06
it up because someone
79:07
because someone said it make one week of
79:10
makeup [ __ ] that
79:11
okay listen listen listen listen listen
79:13
listen listen listen listen listen
79:14
listen
79:15
okay oh my god wait what the [ __ ]
79:17
there's a bot
79:18
command for the council the council the
79:21
mega sim council is
79:22
is composed of only the most
79:24
philanthropic
79:25
individuals who show their appreciation
79:33
you do not choose the council it chooses
79:34
you oh god that's so [ __ ] ominous
79:37
so let me uh
79:40
the council we work in the darkness to
79:43
serve the light haha you get time off
79:45
when you
79:47
sleep [ __ ]
79:52
[Music]
80:00
dress mm-hmm
80:12
i feel like i'm butchering you now i'm
80:14
so sorry about you thanks so much for
80:15
watching this subscribe my guy
80:17
i'm going to call you a thanks a oh i
80:19
mean i should call you like baju
80:20
baidu i don't know i don't know
80:24
okay [ __ ] here's what it was right um
80:28
sapphire mooney do you dream as a girl
80:29
now no i do not oh [ __ ] wait okay listen
80:31
i have so many [ __ ] things too
80:32
so i got when i got the eyelashes off
80:34
right the person fitting them
80:36
girl called millie big shout out to her
80:38
company that she called like
80:39
me lashes or my lashes anyway if you're
80:42
in birmingham yeah
80:43
anyway she was the one that does the
80:46
arches she was an old school friend of
80:47
mine and she came around to my house to
80:48
get them taken off
80:49
apparently i have really strong eyes
80:51
because my eyes did not even get red
80:53
from taking them off
80:54
because my eyes are strong i've got big
80:56
strong eyes anyway
80:58
what the [ __ ] is under my feet wow i
81:01
just put a hole in that these heels are
81:02
like knives all right
81:05
her first suggestion was felt like
81:07
something that you'd like
81:08
and it feels like a good idea for a
81:09
stream but
81:11
she was gonna that basically you can the
81:13
the the eyelash extensions you can get
81:16
them
81:16
really [ __ ] long and i was thinking
81:19
wouldn't that make a fun stream to do
81:22
the eyelash extensions over here
81:24
if i was gonna get them done again i
81:26
don't think i'd keep them on for two
81:27
whole weeks
81:28
again but because you know i can't
81:30
[ __ ] film for him but if i planned
81:32
for it you know then i could potentially
81:34
do
81:35
almost an actual girl week part two
81:39
almost because i wouldn't do the hair
81:41
again
81:42
because that's a lot it's a lot of work
81:44
a lot of money a lot of work
81:46
maybe i think i can get away with this
81:48
hair with eyelashes and everything
81:49
anyway
81:51
wait length what do you mean medium big
81:53
as [ __ ] oh my god is that for the
81:55
i didn't say i was going to do it i just
81:56
said it's something i didn't say i was
81:58
going to do it
82:02
if it's easier if it's any easier call
82:05
me jewel i'll call you jewel
82:07
i'll call you jewel it's so much easier
82:10
thank you
82:11
okay i didn't say i was gonna do it
82:14
listen to fans
82:15
i think that you'll get to choose it on
82:17
the day i think because i'll just get
82:19
her to bring all of them around but
82:20
maybe maybe if we did it for one week
82:25
i would do the eyelashes again for a
82:27
week i think i could do that
82:29
i don't know how much the doughnut is i
82:31
don't know how much the doughnut
82:32
will be found on amazon oh so it's a
82:35
hula hoop i [ __ ] know you people
82:36
telling me their hair curlers heck you
82:38
dude
82:40
right oh god
82:43
uh i don't i'm kind of i don't i almost
82:46
don't want to do like don't know girl i
82:47
feel like i'm asking for a lot i feel
82:49
like i kind of started to feel bad about
82:50
donut girls i don't know
82:51
i don't ask for a lot of for it but [ __ ]
82:54
chat how much
82:55
how much no [ __ ] i don't even okay i'm
82:57
gonna just quiz you i'm not again i'm
82:58
not saying if we're gonna do it gg for a
83:00
hundred k
83:02
oh my god did we already [ __ ] do it
83:04
oh my god chat
83:06
did we hit android okay oh my god
83:09
where's my thing how can i check
83:12
why can't i check why can't i check what
83:15
what the [ __ ] channel why can't i join
83:17
my thing
83:20
what the [ __ ] oh we did oh [ __ ] oh
83:23
dude that's [ __ ] cool oh my god
83:26
they're so [ __ ] cool
83:28
oh my god i love you guys holy [ __ ]
83:30
that's so nice
83:32
i hit 100k followers on twitch oh my god
83:35
i'm a big deal now i'm so famous
83:39
oh it's so cool thank you guys holy [ __ ]
83:42
ah oh oh
83:45
you guys are so nice oh thanks for
83:47
following me followers you're pretty
83:49
cool i like those guys
83:51
hold on let's give it listen let me do
83:52
let me let me do something
83:54
i'm going to turn followers only chat on
83:56
not for any other reason just just for
83:58
just for uh gonna we're gonna turn it on
84:02
for a second there i'm gonna turn it off
84:04
again but this is just a give yourself a
84:05
round of applause followers congrats
84:07
give yourself a round of applause oh and
84:10
while i've got the space if you want to
84:12
make
84:14
progress on a girl voice check out trans
84:17
voice
84:17
lessons on youtube i saw them a lot of
84:19
people link me them
84:21
hell yeah let's gag let's go 100k equals
84:23
eyelashes
84:25
i think i'll ask about that but like oh
84:27
my god oh yeah dude
84:28
[ __ ] well you guys you did so good
84:30
well done but it won't be there for ages
84:33
there you go you're all back irrelevant
84:36
by then lol
84:37
also congrats on followers thank you
84:40
and yet oh no it's fine dude i don't
84:42
know whether hopefully it's not
84:44
irrelevant i don't know what you could
84:45
have sent that would be irrelevant in
84:46
six months i don't know oh no six months
84:48
in
84:48
in probably a month if it sipped
84:50
overseas probably a month or two
84:52
i don't know i don't know oh
85:02
okay harvey oh [ __ ] hey harvey hey it's
85:05
harvey with a dumb
85:06
face tap el frown okay right boys
85:10
listen i'm gonna give you guys the
85:12
opportunity to vote on this donor goal
85:13
because i feel like it's a good idea
85:15
the eyelashes eyelash
85:18
eyelash extension stream specifically
85:20
for one week not for two
85:22
because two makes it really difficult to
85:23
do content for one week
85:25
all right how well for one week what do
85:28
you think
85:29
what do you thunk
85:33
i'm gonna do a poll for how much the
85:35
donor goal should be because there's
85:36
definitely gonna be a donor goal
85:38
i don't know
85:41
pull it all right [ __ ] it you get to
85:43
choose how much this is going to be set
85:45
as
85:46
i don't know whether i'll put it up
85:47
today i might put it up tomorrow when i
85:49
do a stream as rose because that'd be
85:50
more fun i think
85:52
but i'll quiz you guys on it today i'm
85:53
just going to quiz you i want to see
85:54
where your minds are at
85:55
all right
85:59
hey av okay okay
86:02
[ __ ] it one two three
86:05
i get you're gonna go for one i don't
86:07
care though i'm just giving you all the
86:09
options
86:10
oh [ __ ] it where are we i'm gonna [ __ ]
86:12
i'm gonna go two three four
86:14
ah that seems weird 5k seems too much 4k
86:16
seems too much i'm gonna do like
86:18
[ __ ] it two or two or three you get the
86:21
option of two why not [ __ ] it
86:23
uh
86:27
there you go go
86:34
you get two thousand dollars three
86:35
thousand dollars or five dollars
86:38
you get the option how is five dollars
86:41
not winning
86:41
anyway
86:46
i don't
86:50
that's a cool little gift gemma hey
86:52
gemma congratulations on 100k
86:56
from sweden thank you all the love finn
86:58
bros i kind of want to go to sweden i
87:00
really kind of want to go to sweden
87:01
because i re i've been working on my uh
87:03
swedish accent
87:04
i feel like it's going pretty well uh
87:07
hold on
87:07
what i can say i've been watching a lot
87:09
of anomaly so i can say likes within
87:11
you know that's my accent sweden
87:14
that's my accent i think it could i
87:16
think it could pass pretty well in
87:17
sweden
87:21
holy [ __ ] i gave you the option of five
87:23
dollars and you voted for two thousand
87:27
do they have a color for lashes as well
87:30
uh no but you could do like mascara and
87:33
you could color it
87:34
why would i get colored eyelashes though
87:36
usually they're just black
87:38
they're like just black eyelashes
87:40
they're like basically like false
87:41
eyelashes but all the time
87:45
i thought it was 5k it was five dollars
87:49
yeah it's funny you guys voted for it
87:53
i said what what i said what it was uh
87:56
i don't know [ __ ] which one was that
88:00
i'm gonna read that again hi rose you
88:03
should stop cross-dressing
88:05
you really don't look like a guy at all
88:08
oh nice to see you anyways
88:10
bye gregor
88:18
what's manly uh
88:34
manly man it's a bb gun by the way
88:38
twitch it's a bb gun
88:40
it's not real good it's co2 it's used
88:42
plastic please
88:43
please don't pan me i just got a hundred
88:45
thousand here also bjork
88:49
bjorg hey what noise does swedish spring
88:52
make
88:52
boiling okay
88:56
real price this time 500 1.5 you just
88:59
lowered it by everything you just
89:00
no no no no no for a week with fake art
89:03
you know
89:04
i'd think okay listen here's what it is
89:06
right fake eyelashes they kind of do
89:08
they kind of do this uh they do i'll do
89:11
1k
89:12
i'll half it i will half it and i'll do
89:15
why do you guys vote for one
89:16
500 1k 1.5 for second place for some
89:18
reason that's weird
89:22
ah why did you get why did you guys vote
89:24
for 1.5 k
89:26
that's interesting maybe maybe you guys
89:28
just vibe with 1.5
89:31
maybe i don't know i'm going to set up
89:33
the the sub goal because i never
89:34
actually ended up doing that
89:35
maybe i should actually set up the
89:36
sub-goal because i know how many subs
89:38
i'm at now
89:39
okay sub goal i'm not selling anything
89:42
for it i just want the bar up there
89:43
because it's just gone
89:45
bless you oh you guys are so nice that's
89:48
so nice
89:50
simp goal you guys are so nice to me sim
89:54
call time
89:56
all right wow it's already in the right
89:58
why did it do that anyway
89:59
um okay i'm gonna end that one because
90:01
that's not the correct amount
90:04
uh let's do uh some
90:07
goal and then how much are we at i think
90:10
we're oh there we go
90:15
and then end after
90:19
oh buh oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
90:22
uh yeah i don't know what i don't know
90:25
what the dates are this works on an
90:27
american date system
90:28
32 days okay i don't know there we go
90:31
look at it down there look at that look
90:32
at that little look at that little sim
90:34
ghoul they say it well they spell it
90:36
like that
90:37
[ __ ] it okay that's gonna be the simp
90:39
goal and then we need an achievable we
90:41
need
90:41
so i always called it achievable goal
90:43
because of the first one
90:44
[Music]
90:45
first goal i set up oh my god maybe i'm
90:48
lazy or whatever but i feel like i speak
90:50
for the council as one voice i won't
90:52
give
90:54
one sent to this gold chat wants to pick
90:56
the number
90:57
okay then fill it yourselves damn dude
91:00
john john hates the chat
91:04
oh [ __ ] dude look at the oh god i didn't
91:06
even keep track of that look
91:07
look at the amount we made for [ __ ]
91:09
girl months we made five jesus
91:10
[ __ ] christ maybe i should do it
91:16
you know what you guys did donate like
91:18
five grand for gomer i didn't even
91:19
realize that holy [ __ ]
91:20
that's a lot dude
91:23
and i didn't actually do anything for
91:25
that
91:26
[ __ ] it i mean
91:30
eyelashes [ __ ] it dude
91:33
should we call that eyelashes should we
91:35
call that should we call it done i'll
91:36
just do the eyelashes
91:38
because i never actually did anything
91:39
for that because i didn't
91:41
i mean i'm assuming you guys don't want
91:42
to keep do you guys want to keep the go
91:44
month goal up i don't know
91:51
you only stream twice yeah i know right
91:52
jesus
91:54
finn what's going on month don't worry
91:56
about that tell
91:58
do you guys want to keep it i don't know
91:59
you guys can vote to keep it but i've
92:00
got something i want to do
92:02
uh
92:10
okay
92:13
[Music]
92:25
it let's go all right keep or no
92:28
okay keep i'm gonna keep going
92:32
goal no
92:36
change okay if you change it i'll keep
92:39
the same amount that it's at but like
92:40
which one do you want it to be
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which one do you want it to be this is
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just a quiz
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keep going with the goal [ __ ]
92:50
holy [ __ ] you know we okay [ __ ] it you
92:54
know what we should do instead then for
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the eyelashes
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you know what would be good if we
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actually end up doing the go month thing
93:00
if this actually hits this goal i'll
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just i'll do the same thing i'll bring
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her in and you guys can decide
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how long the eyelashes are i didn't
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think you'd want to hit the goal it's a
93:08
really big [ __ ] goal i didn't know if
93:10
you'd want an easier one
93:12
but all right [ __ ] chop it up pop it oh
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god
93:16
thank you thank you for the three nights
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it's almost there girl forever no
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no no no no no okay
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[Music]
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so another thing i wanted to talk about
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is what else i wanted to talk about boys
93:34
so why did girl week happen this is
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probably the most important part of the
93:37
stream that we're gonna do all right
93:39
i was i uh i listened buds
93:43
let me get some uh hold on hold on
93:47
hold on hold on
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gonna post some quotes in my next donut
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please read them
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out because it won't bc it has
93:58
curse words in it okay hold on i'm
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putting on some heartfelt music
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no this is really sad this is so sad
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this is better still sounds sad but you
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know okay listen
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i pretty much i a while ago
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a week ago i ended this but i i uh i
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essentially pretended to be a girl for
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two weeks i lived as a girl for two
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weeks everyone used the same pronouns
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everyone uh everyone used different
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brands they called me by a different
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name i streamed as a girl i did
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everything as a girl
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two weeks and the the the the reason why
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you may ask
94:37
is because i said it was gonna be easy
94:41
i said that being a girl was much easier
94:43
i said that there was uh
94:44
i said many things i said it was gonna
94:45
be easy i said i made a bet with you
94:48
guys
94:49
i said if it was gonna be
94:52
if it was gonna be easier then i then i
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win this
94:56
i get the bragging rights but if not now
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holy [ __ ]
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thank you but if not i'll turn it a
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thousand dollars
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to a women's charity a women's refuge
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charity
95:07
for domestic violence something to
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benefit society you know a little bit
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and guess what but
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it was really [ __ ] hard it was really
95:17
it was really [ __ ] hard why no one
95:19
tell me how hard it was going to be
95:20
what the [ __ ] it was really [ __ ] hard
95:23
why do people do that to them
95:24
it was awful it was so bad it was like
95:27
so [ __ ] frustrating all the time
95:29
it's really [ __ ] hard
95:33
it's really hard it was long hair was
95:36
such a [ __ ]
95:37
like it sucked
95:42
in all fairness i will say that um i
95:44
will say that the um
95:46
a lot of it was a lot of it was because
95:49
i chose to do like really hyper girly
95:51
[ __ ] like i i like
95:52
it wasn't like just live as any like
95:55
average girl would be like no no [ __ ]
95:57
girl puts makeup on like a full face
95:58
makeup on every [ __ ] day
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and then also has eyelash extensions
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hair extensions
96:04
they wear heels all the [ __ ] time
96:05
like i didn't wear heels all the time
96:07
technically
96:07
but all heals for a good bit of it
96:09
around the house like every
96:11
get all dressed up in every day like
96:13
skirts and like
96:14
nice looking cloth no one did no [ __ ]
96:16
girl does that but either way i did it
96:17
for two weeks
96:19
either way i gave myself the hardest
96:21
possible go of it because i'm not you
96:22
know biologically
96:23
women um so you know i tried to make it
96:27
a little bit harder didn't have to deal
96:28
with any periods so
96:30
i made it harder in different way made
96:31
it harder to do in different ways it was
96:33
really [ __ ] hard
96:35
it was really [ __ ] hard so you won
96:37
all right
96:38
you won
96:42
you did you did actually win your little
96:43
your little bet here
96:45
and uh the charity that i i'm thinking
96:47
of uh of donating to because i'm gonna
96:48
give away that thousand dollars to a
96:50
charity because
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to to this charity i hope but this is
96:53
the charity that i wanted to uh
96:54
wanted to donate to it's called refuge
96:56
it's for uh women and children against
96:58
domestic violence i thought that was a
96:59
pretty
96:59
pretty nice like uh they're with blm
97:02
you know i figured i figured this is
97:04
like a nice place i don't know
97:06
uh if you guys have any better ideas for
97:08
charities but i think that's a pretty
97:09
deserving one
97:10
i'll donate to them but that's what i'll
97:12
be doing that's what i'll be doing as
97:13
soon as this stream ends
97:15
and i'll post it in the discord or i'll
97:18
post on twitter or disco i don't know
97:19
what i don't know where i'll post it but
97:20
i'll show proof that i actually don't
97:22
donate the money i'm not just saying it
97:23
but yeah
97:25
that's what we're doing there actually
97:26
is a cause to this all [ __ ] around
97:29
um but yeah you guys [ __ ] wonder how
97:32
hard it is to be a girl i
97:34
don't want to do that i i
97:37
i will say i hate how hard it is to be a
97:39
feminine like a really feminine girl
97:40
gives me a lot of appreciations for like
97:42
other female like for female twitch
97:44
streamers not other female church
97:45
streamers don't you dare take that out
97:46
of context gives me a lot of
97:48
appreciation to for female
97:50
uh you know people and into females and
97:52
entertainment right
97:53
because it's really [ __ ] a lot of
97:55
work god damn
97:57
yeah i get it i get it now
98:01
it's really annoying there's some stuff
98:03
that like you know you get like the
98:04
average like
98:05
people looking at you on the street
98:07
maybe like a cat i got [ __ ] one
98:08
person made a noise at me on the street
98:10
that was [ __ ] what
98:11
shot i went outside like three or four
98:12
times not a lot in the two weeks but
98:14
like oh my god
98:16
do i say i went outside through i went
98:18
outside on my own three or four times
98:19
anyway
98:21
but the females shut the [ __ ] up
98:26
i'm saying other still
98:29
i just saw yesterday cal and i don't
98:31
want to see just subscribed
98:34
plugin sweet uh yeah
98:38
um so yeah i'm gonna do that after that
98:40
stream but
98:41
after this stream i'm gonna do that i
98:43
think this is a fairly nice stream i'm
98:44
going to end it off here
98:45
i'm uh i'm going to try and do something
98:47
productive like record a youtube video
98:49
for the first time in a while
98:52
but um another girl [ __ ]
98:57
sounds like a crack in the shell
99:00
hush child uh but yeah
99:03
i think we going boys
99:13
they gave me my money back here is it
99:16
back
99:18
thank you thank you thank you ellie
99:21
thank you willy i'll give you an option
99:23
right we can either aid minks
99:25
baffy
99:28
maybe be a little less femme next time
99:31
and it'll be easier
99:32
i didn't try it there will be a next
99:34
time i'm sure
99:36
yeah but it's more of a challenge than a
99:38
than it's more of a challenge than a
99:40
lifestyle change you know i wasn't
99:41
trying to be
99:42
i wasn't actually trying one more don't
99:44
know please ready out my next oh no
99:47
i'm more done i please read out my next
99:49
donut oh my god but i got it at the end
99:50
of stream dude
99:52
we're gonna stream dude skittles the
99:54
last one said skittles
99:55
skittles is a top i hope your cat falls
99:57
down the stairs
100:00
w-a-s-n-t going to tell anyone this but
100:02
you and this community
100:04
are so great so i figured f
100:07
i'm transgender not really a uncommon
100:10
thing here especially i know but until
100:12
now i've never
100:14
said that in a public space so it means
100:17
something to me
100:18
ah thanks damn being so brave my guy
100:24
oh yeah okay i'll do a poll for you guys
100:25
hold on
100:28
uh
100:34
right
100:36
else
100:39
and then [ __ ] it
100:44
all right go vote
100:50
won't even notice already he's got like
100:51
24 000 people in it
100:59
oh [ __ ] okay
101:02
what is he doing among us okay
101:05
he's in oh he's chat's in slow mo oh no
101:08
god damn he's got 29 000 views oh damn
101:10
he's definitely not gonna notice
101:12
oh [ __ ] it's the kind of tie between
101:14
minks and wilbur
101:17
let's see what they're both doing i'll
101:18
judge them based on their content how
101:20
about that
101:22
fiverr review then eagle podcast
101:25
disgusting eagles in my [ __ ] chat
101:31
what do they think i you know what
101:33
because i'm not a simp
101:35
because i'm not an absolute simp how's
101:37
my ass dolphin oh [ __ ] who's she
101:41
house i can't click links i can't click
101:44
links
101:45
maybe i'll i'll be able to check after
101:46
the stream uh i won't be able to give
101:48
you feedback though
101:49
because i'm not a [ __ ] simp will raid
101:51
ruler well ruler
101:53
[ __ ] wilbur i've kind of read like
101:56
oh all right i kind of read two names at
101:57
once there all right bud
101:59
ready ready
102:01
[Music]
102:03
[ __ ] oh will you continue adding
102:06
schedule to your channel
102:08
yeah i think i will when i know i'm
102:09
gonna stream i will
102:12
okay i think i'll i'll add a schedule
102:14
stream for tomorrow
102:15
all right ready ready boys are you ready
102:18
to
102:18
[ __ ] wreak havoc in in wilbur's chat
102:20
be nice though but wreak havoc be nice
102:22
but wreak havoc
102:24
all right boys see ya it's bro stream
102:27
throw stream
102:28
tomorrow or the next day definitely the
102:29
next day but maybe tomorrow i'll
102:31
schedule it you'll see
102:37
holy [ __ ] i don't know i don't know
102:39
about doing kisses while i'm while i'm a
102:40
guy
102:41
maybe