00:00
okay holy [ __ ] one sec so
00:03
yeah [ __ ] necklace
00:07
okay i'm gonna be real with you i saw
00:08
you all going like bing bong
00:10
new hour and for like the last three i
00:12
was like because last three minutes
00:14
i was [ __ ] trying to get this goddamn
00:16
necklace to be on the right way
00:19
hold on it's still not quite there there
00:21
we go holy [ __ ]
00:23
i still haven't done uh any lipstick i
00:26
was gonna do anyway
00:27
[ __ ] i look great hold on
00:31
okay uh i don't know if you i don't know
00:35
hold on let me let me post in discord
00:36
real quick
00:37
we managed to get it wait wait oh
00:41
you're over here aren't you buddy aren't
00:44
you buddy hi now you can hear me hi
00:47
hi wait can you is this is this you
00:52
are you in there is you
00:55
huh you in there
00:58
[ __ ] jesus yep okay i gotta go
01:02
[ __ ] stop more thanks so much my guy
01:04
holy [ __ ]
01:05
okay now i don't know how to stream with
01:08
this uh kind of i think i do i kind of
01:10
set it up hold on let me let me post a
01:12
thing it's like
01:13
so i wanted to say though before i by
01:15
the way is the mic quality okay
01:18
is the mic quality okay stop me now holy
01:22
[ __ ]
01:23
my guys oh yeah you may notice that my
01:26
[ __ ] uh everything
01:27
my quality good it's fine okay good okay
01:31
holy [ __ ] you might notice that look at
01:33
the subs now we're at 2000 we halved it
01:35
holy [ __ ]
01:36
uh okay let me like post this in discord
01:40
i don't know why i'm holding this i
01:41
really should have set it up better than
01:43
this
01:44
okay i didn't really plan for those okay
01:47
i'm posting a discord
01:48
vr stream i'm so excited holy [ __ ]
01:53
my first time
01:57
i set it all up yesterday i downloaded a
01:59
few games
02:00
i can like i think i've got it set up on
02:02
my monitor over there okay
02:05
let's see if we can do this dude okay
02:09
uh can i stream like the hub is there
02:11
anything going to be weird
02:13
no probably not okay i'm so excited okay
02:16
look at this let's see if this works
02:18
you okay it works it works it works
02:25
um i'm so excited okay okay
02:28
right by the way you may notice i just
02:30
wanted to quickly say
02:32
oh by the way please i'm not gonna be
02:34
able to see chat i'm not gonna be able
02:35
to like read anything if you guys donate
02:37
please remember three dollars it'll read
02:39
out in my headphones i'll be able to
02:40
talk to you and hear you
02:41
because i'm so excited okay feet you'll
02:44
definitely see feet today
02:47
okay okay okay right let's see if i can
02:49
get my
02:50
my hands are down there dude look at my
02:52
hands bro okay
02:56
okay i'm really hyped i've never played
02:57
vr before i've legitimately played
02:59
i played i i tried vr
03:02
there [ __ ] yeah i tried vr
03:06
at my friend's house maybe two times
03:09
like twice in my entire life and it was
03:12
the scariest thing and the most fun
03:14
thing i've ever done
03:15
and i was like yeah from that point i
03:16
was like i need a vr headset
03:18
i need one and i've been talking about
03:20
this one for so long
03:22
and holy [ __ ] by the way you guys might
03:26
you guys may be able to catch it but
03:28
like just in case you didn't know
03:31
wait did it by the way hey twitch people
03:33
are you here did the twitch notification
03:35
get sent out oh it's just i left it
03:36
sitting there
03:37
if i move it around it's going to come
03:38
back there we go um
03:41
it's the twitch notification people here
03:44
i just want to know oh
03:49
two months apart don't know what that
03:50
did the team went
03:52
[ __ ] it okay you may notice my shirt
03:57
you may notice my shirt i don't know if
03:59
you can read it but it says
04:01
yeah i'm a yes
04:04
i'm a i'm a game i'm a gamer girl
04:10
yeah i'm a gamer girl try and keep up
04:16
it's one of the very few shirts that are
04:18
female that i bought
04:20
because i found it [ __ ] hilarious
04:22
okay
04:23
okay this is actually gonna be my first
04:25
time you guys ready you guys ready to
04:26
witness my first time
04:28
i'm really hoping i don't like i tried
04:31
to do a little bit less makeup today so
04:32
i didn't like get it on the vr headset
04:34
and also holy [ __ ] the wig makes
04:35
everything tight
04:36
i didn't think about that out is it
04:38
cracked shut up you
04:40
shut up you
04:47
how do i do that oh my god i don't know
04:49
how to do that i wish i did though
04:50
oh my god yo
04:54
oh [ __ ] me everything went white what do
04:56
i look like right now do i look dumb
04:58
i feel like i look dumb do i look dumb
05:02
please don't do that okay [ __ ] my
05:05
controllers are down there and i don't
05:06
know
05:08
okay oh wait they're plugged into
05:11
something oh [ __ ]
05:13
oh my hand okay
05:17
come on yeah
05:21
[Music]
05:22
listen i watched hey i'm b do this once
05:25
and it seems fun
05:26
okay holy
05:36
[ __ ]
05:43
i had such a nice like oh my god a new
05:46
world
05:46
and then i get hey how are the pants
05:52
i'm having oh my god i didn't open them
05:54
yet by the way
05:55
there's a bunch of stuff from my p.o box
05:56
that i haven't opened i'm going to move
05:58
this
06:00
i don't know where my wall oh i should
06:01
really take these off shouldn't i
06:05
yeah i don't know i was having a moment
06:08
ally
06:11
yeah holy [ __ ]
06:14
oh my god oh wait that's tangled up in
06:17
the chat no no no
06:18
okay we still good my skirt is not in
06:20
the right place
06:22
i want it to be higher so i'm more
06:24
attractive
06:26
okay is everything still good chat well
06:28
i'm just well i'm well i've got my cat
06:30
well i've got my headset off we are we
06:31
still good
06:32
like is everything going smoothly like
06:34
nothing's [ __ ]
06:37
okay right let me show you oh my god my
06:39
head's it's really hard to put on now
06:40
because i've got a headphone
06:41
[Music]
06:43
eyebrows [ __ ] okay
06:47
whoa that's actually fairly comfortable
06:50
it's like it's not as oh dude this is
06:53
awesome
06:58
[Applause]
07:00
oh where's my wall
07:03
wait you can't hear them what
07:06
oh yeah there is sorry i'm just stupid
07:09
it's not enabled why am i stupid
07:12
thank you oh no you're kidding me that
07:15
didn't read out oh that was [ __ ]
07:17
hilarious though
07:18
it just says default um what about
07:22
i guess this yeah okay
07:25
five months yeah okay now you can go 24
07:27
hours sorry holy [ __ ]
07:30
yeah okay oh okay okay
07:33
okay we're good now we're good f1 nn5t
07:38
[ __ ] yes dude three months let's go
07:41
that's longer than i can count right
07:45
on discord well i mean the sub rank on
07:49
discord is pretty epic
07:50
guys don't look at my butt i'm looking
07:51
over there i want to play super hot
07:54
so bad i want to play super so bad by
07:57
the way
07:57
i can also never tell how much you guys
07:59
donate i'm so sorry
08:03
okay i can't see what's happening i can
08:05
just hear you
08:06
i want to play dude i swear to god i got
08:09
vr just for bone works and that is
08:11
it that's all i got it for and super hot
08:13
i don't know what any of the other games
08:15
are
08:16
i've heard that this is good i've heard
08:17
that this is good my friends play this
08:19
and i've heard that this is fun
08:21
but i just want to play super and bone
08:23
works to be honest with you
08:25
i also i just want to try all of them
08:26
can we just try all of them is that good
08:28
are you there
08:29
i'm sure you're there that's where i
08:30
picked up the you're there yeah you're
08:31
there that
08:32
you're there i'm guarantee you that's
08:34
where the camera is right there and i'm
08:36
right and i don't need to check
08:38
that i felt so cool
08:42
okay launch ah [ __ ] me
08:45
oh my camera and then my other camera
08:47
and then you should be
08:48
somewhere there uh next steps
08:52
dude this is [ __ ] okay is it just me or
08:54
is this a little bit terrifying
08:56
oh [ __ ]
08:59
is tucked into your underwear
09:06
god that was terrifying oh
09:09
oh jesus [ __ ]
09:13
oh my god okay i've played super before
09:16
how do i grab
09:22
right jesus why is everything terrifying
09:26
oh wait i can't why can i not see
09:27
anything now um
09:30
uh okay hello let me turn it up
09:34
yeah it is actually low dude i get so
09:37
scared
09:37
how can i make it so i'm facing this way
09:40
it would be kind of nice if it was
09:41
facing that way so i'm not just
09:43
turning around can i do that chat well
09:45
i've got the stuff
09:47
the word i got you you're right actually
09:51
okay it's like turned up quite a lot now
09:57
right hold on no pause reminder
10:01
go away for six months today long
10:04
dude yeah they do wait okay what else
10:07
should i do
10:11
super hot all right let me do something
10:15
grab all right buddy grab how do i grab
10:19
do i just grab oh i actually do grab
10:22
that's kind of nutty
10:24
oh [ __ ] yeah let me
10:28
hey buddy what are you trying to do hey
10:30
slow-mo [ __ ]
10:31
what are you gonna do what you gonna do
10:32
what you going ah you got nothing ah you
10:34
got nothing [ __ ] oh [ __ ] me
10:37
i wish i could be over there shouldn't i
10:39
be like i should be facing th you should
10:42
be there
10:43
instead of there why are you that wait
10:46
how far can i move oh okay right there
10:48
okay cool
10:50
how do i can i turn that round chat
10:52
anyone that knows vr can i turn that
10:53
around
10:54
do you know how
10:58
hmm how do i do how do i do use
11:01
joysticks
11:02
oh okay oh yeah okay yes how do i do it
11:05
no
11:07
set up play area i already did that i
11:09
look if i move over here
11:11
you can kind of see wait oh no you can't
11:13
okay i can see in my headset where it's
11:15
like
11:16
it'll like give me a warning like oh
11:18
yeah you can see it look there's this
11:19
little grid
11:20
yeah yeah okay that's that that's that
11:22
but i can't like
11:26
click steam menu button is that a button
11:29
there's no button for that am i stupid
11:32
hold on let's see if i can sorry this
11:34
literally is my first time this is
11:35
really [ __ ] cool
11:40
right can i
11:43
um
11:49
vickstar why is everyone saying vickster
11:51
what the [ __ ]
11:54
what the [ __ ] oh yeah the dust
12:00
my desktop's still vicks now okay
12:04
um i can't tell if vic's here or you're
12:08
just like uh
12:10
saying vic's my thing how do i do it how
12:12
do i do it
12:13
[ __ ] matthew and matthew trevor
12:15
stovermore thanks so much for the
12:16
donations and ally ally
12:17
oh yeah ally should get vic star poster
12:21
i really should
12:22
uh how do i do it i want to do it but i
12:24
can't do it
12:25
room setup maybe oh
12:28
oh oh oh i already did this
12:32
should i do it on camera again i mean i
12:34
already did it once
12:36
but i'm down
12:39
three months oh no i already did this
12:43
why no do i have to do it now [ __ ] am i
12:45
like kind of well no i already did it
12:47
look
12:47
it's already like done okay no i don't
12:49
have to do it okay i already did this
12:51
once though
12:51
i want it to be room setup
12:55
room setup determines direction i know i
12:57
did it though and i said i pointed my
12:58
thing over there and it said like oh
13:00
okay
13:01
unless i can do it in the vr like in
13:03
this place in the vr house
13:07
[Music]
13:09
where's my [ __ ] thing how are you
13:12
what if i just press the off button
13:15
will that kill me i think it will
13:17
that'll just that'll kill me i think
13:20
right is there a steam button on these i
13:22
don't know maybe
13:25
oh [ __ ] bam oh
13:29
right um can i do like a
13:34
settings hey buddy oh my god
13:40
[Music]
13:42
you [ __ ] chat is saying you can
13:45
rotate room incest yeah how do i do that
13:47
uh
13:48
settings oh [ __ ] god it went right
13:56
how do i do that reset position line up
13:59
with your tracked area
14:01
oh that didn't really do anything is
14:02
that it
14:05
uh i was in settings that's this is all
14:08
the settings are
14:10
stupid ps4 voice chat
14:13
i think it was you lol i know what
14:17
okay i'm gonna see chad again okay
14:20
my eye my eye my eye
14:23
okay let me go into settings and oh i
14:26
found it okay play area would it be that
14:28
maybe dashboard position i don't know
14:33
um
14:36
what would be like rotate how would i do
14:39
it
14:40
in the settings where is it at
14:44
what would it be camera no finally
14:47
glad you kept your promise of after you
14:49
get your own place you will get vr
14:52
yeah no of course enjoy it i was waiting
14:54
for this is awesome
14:55
how are you any plans on getting full
14:57
body tracking
14:59
i really want to i've seen videos on
15:00
that uh
15:02
faces and press settings when facing in
15:04
the right direction
15:05
then click reset position what's the
15:08
settings button i had to go on to a
15:10
thing what's the settings button
15:11
though like is there a button on the
15:13
controllers for that
15:15
i'm not actually sure if there's a
15:16
button for settings i just have to click
15:18
it
15:18
is there a button am i stupid there's
15:20
like the joystick
15:21
there's a weird thing in the middle
15:23
there's a b and then a button for on and
15:25
off controller is that
15:26
which one's settings it's the tiny
15:30
button
15:31
okay the tiny button's off though right
15:38
oh
15:42
right wait but then it's not the right
15:45
room scale anymore
15:48
hold on right you are there
15:52
bam right click them all
15:56
click all the buttons right settings
16:02
okay is there a re there's no reset
16:04
position button
16:06
library's stored oh it resets
16:10
no you're there oh [ __ ] me
16:14
okay you're there i'm gonna do that all
16:15
again hold on you're right there
16:17
it's really kind of hard to figure out
16:19
where i am
16:23
sick is this like this is more where i'm
16:25
supposed to be right
16:27
i guess sure but then does it know where
16:29
my like play area is still
16:31
like does it know like where if i run
16:34
over here and i touch my like wall
16:37
no this is completely the wrong this is
16:40
just incorrect now
16:41
like if i if i start walking over right
16:44
there
16:44
i will hit my desk but it won't tell me
16:46
that i'm gonna hit my desk watch
16:51
okay oh my god yeah this is wrong wait
16:53
no is it wrong no is it wrong
16:55
no it's not wrong no it's right okay
16:57
it's just this is really freaking me out
16:59
now okay
17:00
so you are there yes
17:04
[ __ ] yes let's go play a game oh my god
17:07
go home
17:08
i'm already here jesus
17:11
let me ah no [ __ ] off back
17:22
okay [ __ ] let's do it okay i think we're
17:24
good next step super all right i'm ready
17:26
i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready i'm
17:27
[ __ ] come on
17:30
initializing diss check memory check
17:33
okay vr gear
17:38
launching files okay
17:44
okay right
17:48
grab
17:53
i wish you had a heart rate monitor on
17:54
me dude
18:00
i'm gonna [ __ ] that up you know what
18:02
like those all we we controllers where
18:04
it's like you gotta
18:04
attach it to your wrist so you don't
18:06
just throw it i'm gonna slap him
18:16
it's not working oh what is that
18:19
oh it's wow it's giving me a tutorial
18:25
okay oh hey buddy hey
18:28
in your in your penis let's go oh i'm
18:31
brutal
18:32
i'm brutal i'm brutal
18:35
oh okay okay i wish i could kick you
18:38
without showing my skirt to the entire
18:40
stream for like bruce lee
18:42
okay maybe this is good for exercise you
18:45
know can i dodge one of his punches
18:47
[Laughter]
18:49
penis
18:53
okay right i feel like oh i [ __ ] did
18:56
it
18:57
wait am i like right by my wall i feel
18:59
like i'm right by my wall am i
19:01
can i just like yeah
19:05
punch through did i lose that last round
19:08
am i stupid
19:09
did i lose can i use the joysticks i
19:12
can't use the joysticks this is like a
19:13
standing game
19:17
grab ah last round
19:21
why do they all start facing away from
19:22
me oh [ __ ] i missed my first punch if i
19:24
go for it he's going to punch me
19:26
oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] it jesus
19:30
this is easy oh he punched his friend oh
19:33
you're a bad friend
19:35
oh look at him look at him he's stupid
19:39
love you give me a hug give me a hug oh
19:43
this is [ __ ] cool dude fun
19:48
that's not what i expected to happen
19:52
oh [ __ ] okay
19:56
he fired a raisin at me
20:00
this is cool this is so cool
20:04
am i just going to be doing this stream
20:05
being like this is cool
20:07
can i grab the gun can i grab the gun oh
20:10
you [ __ ] you suck
20:11
oh you're bad at this game get better
20:13
play the tutorial that's what i thought
20:15
yeah hi
20:20
matt oh my shuriken
20:24
oh that didn't this is terrifying
20:29
how many of these do i have can i just
20:31
i've got like a few can i just stab him
20:33
with him
20:37
i can ah
20:40
oh no that's what happens when you get
20:44
hit in the penis fella
20:55
too high oh i mean it is high but like
20:58
my
20:58
gpu is insane i've got a i've got a 2080
21:01
ti
21:02
it should be able to run that right oh
21:04
i'm insane
21:06
up grab it
21:09
jesus christ
21:14
okay the eye resolution is high right
21:18
is that sound the plane or is that my
21:20
computer
21:22
i don't know give me your weapon i
21:24
blocked his fist
21:26
oh you little am i i'm not moving around
21:30
much because i'm very aware that i could
21:31
just punch a monitor
21:37
[ __ ] you oh my god okay i died okay did
21:40
i do it
21:41
did i do well did i do well did i do
21:43
well
21:44
rip 20 series i know that's so upsetting
21:48
to me that that i
21:49
yeah i'm one of the losers that bought a
21:50
2080 ti like a month before the original
21:53
one got announced
21:54
announced you did good no no
21:58
yeah i'm dumb i did good i did good
22:05
fat fap
22:10
i'm getting too cocky how do you or what
22:13
do you use to shave all your body
22:15
hair jesus christ wandering for myself
22:18
thanks
22:19
well endless void it's a it's a it's
22:22
funny you ask
22:23
i use a razor usually however when you
22:26
say
22:26
all your body hair that implies
22:29
something
22:29
and some hair you're going to need
22:32
something
22:33
like a like a like a what's imma jig
22:35
like a
22:36
electric one because you know whatever
22:39
this is a strange
22:40
topic of conversation friend what is th
22:43
there's a hair in my face there's a hair
22:45
in my like nose
22:46
i don't know what it is oh my god
22:49
there's like a hair there and i can't
22:51
tell where it's from
22:52
i'm getting where's my hair from oh my
22:54
god
22:56
hold on
22:59
it's like come from the top of the
23:01
headphones
23:02
is it my hair probably not
23:07
okay by the way is audio still good i
23:11
can't tell if audio is still good
23:14
if you need to shave
23:18
just pull it dude just get your hand
23:21
what do you mean what do i use you get
23:22
your hand
23:23
you grab whatever hair you've got and
23:25
you pull
23:26
really hard am i saying use a tweezer
23:31
no i'm saying use i'm saying use it use
23:35
your hands like a real man
23:37
pull it out guys that can pull off
23:39
facial hair am i right lads
23:42
dude it's so weird to let go of a
23:44
controller oh [ __ ]
23:47
what is that
23:51
hey you want your photo hey bud you want
23:53
a photo hey buddy you want a photo
23:56
hey you look a bit shitty can i no
24:02
it's so weird to let go of a controller
24:05
can i just like walk away from him i
24:08
don't want it
24:08
oh [ __ ] on my wall i've forgot this is
24:12
not like an infinite space
24:16
okay this is where i died before i'm
24:19
gonna just go over here
24:20
i'm gonna grab that nope grab oh [ __ ] me
24:24
that's so cool wait can i wha yo
24:28
oh [ __ ] oh
24:31
[ __ ] what was that bud
24:34
no okay okay camera you're gonna be my
24:37
friend again
24:38
cameron be my friend i don't know
24:40
whether i'll
24:41
[ __ ] hey buddy hey buddy
24:45
where's the dude with the gun where's
24:47
the dude with the
24:48
shoot his friend shoot his friend shoot
24:49
his friend shoot his friend shoot his
24:50
friend come on shoot his friend shoot
24:52
his friend
24:52
shoot his friend shoot his friend i'm
24:54
moving shoot his friend shoot his friend
24:55
shoot his friend
24:56
shoot his friend no oh you [ __ ]
24:59
no okay oh my god did i do it
25:03
oh [ __ ] that was oh i had a gun the
25:06
entire time
25:12
holy [ __ ]
25:16
this is kind of nuts
25:21
come give me a hug give me a hug do you
25:23
have a gun he has a gun
25:24
give me a hug before i get shot
25:28
no holy [ __ ]
25:42
is that gonna hit him hit him in the
25:44
face with a yeah
25:47
i'm insane i'm insane i'm actually
25:50
insane no
25:51
give me the gun no you're dead
25:54
who else is alive
25:59
i get to see at least some of it
26:02
laughing face
26:03
hell yeah
26:06
oh i feel like the matrix this is so
26:08
cool
26:13
thanks my guy i'm glad that you got to
26:15
pop in and see me get freaked out by a
26:17
game
26:18
i played this game on pc i know this
26:20
game kind of works
26:21
the game that i really want to play the
26:23
game i bought this for if
26:24
if it didn't exist i wouldn't have got
26:26
it was boneworks i really want to play
26:28
boneworks after this
26:30
boneworks and maybe something else what
26:32
else is fun i should have downloaded
26:33
minecraft that would have been fun why
26:34
am i just in an endless void right now
26:39
aim for the head where the [ __ ] is he
26:44
i think i broke it
26:49
okay can i let go of it
26:53
i broke the game did i break it i feel
26:56
like i broke it
26:57
i feel like i broke it did i break the
26:59
game i feel like i broke the game
27:04
i felt like i broke it
27:07
did it break the game kill yourself
27:14
you have a head oh my god
27:22
oh that's terrifying
27:31
never mind i haven't played this game oh
27:33
my jesus christ
27:39
oh what the [ __ ]
27:42
yo [ __ ] okay
27:48
what is wrong with you you need to shoot
27:51
yourself oh
27:52
oh no i got that oh they're fly are
27:54
those flies
27:55
i get i'm probably supposed to do
27:57
something with that
28:00
in
28:03
jesus christ this is a bit meta
28:06
it must be difficult to tell when your
28:08
butt's on display to chat
28:10
is it it is okay are we good please
28:13
don't freak me out again
28:15
put on your headset i it is oh wow they
28:17
mean that
28:21
oh i can like see the
28:25
okay break in the helicopter
28:28
you uh this is bad time to not like
28:31
heights huh
28:32
holy [ __ ] jesus
28:36
oh matrix time
28:41
that was cool where did he come i was
28:44
there
28:44
oh what do i do now oh hey buddy you're
28:47
alive
28:50
i take the gun
28:55
ow [ __ ] god damn it it was a gun
29:01
no you [ __ ] okay little bit terrifying
29:04
but that's fine
29:06
okay through two times now it's a bit
29:11
nerve-wracking but it's worth it
29:13
is it oh he's in the glass
29:16
yeah i'm gonna be oh my god
29:20
okay i know i can step there but i also
29:24
my brain holy [ __ ]
29:27
oh my god that's terrifying my like
29:30
fight or flight's going off okay cool
29:33
oh okay that's really something
29:37
oh dude my my body oh that's where i'm
29:39
gonna be right there
29:42
interesting okay
29:45
that was freaky
29:49
oh my god
29:57
i couldn't do a backflip normally
30:01
he dodged
30:05
okay okay oh
30:12
i just love this bit i really want to
30:15
step off but i like
30:16
physically can't
30:20
dude i really want you to get i cannot
30:22
my brain is not letting me
30:25
what the [ __ ] okay ah no i can't do it
30:30
what the [ __ ]
30:31
do a backflip [ __ ]
30:34
i hate it so much okay that's so fun
30:37
though
30:41
oh i lost already making me smile and
30:44
being one of my comfort streamers
30:46
oh that's so nice that's so nice
30:50
oh dude i love you so much holy [ __ ]
30:52
thanks so much for
30:53
i'm assuming a donation but i don't know
30:56
i'm gonna do it i'm gonna close no i'm
30:58
not i'm not gonna do it
31:00
i should but i can't okay how about you
31:02
die
31:03
because you've got a gun and then you
31:05
die because you also have a gun
31:09
by the way chat did you know that you
31:11
can link your animation
31:12
and subscribe oh i shouldn't have got
31:14
hit there
31:16
can i shoot yo it's oh that makes it so
31:19
much more real
31:20
oh my [ __ ] that was glass
31:24
no did you guys know that you can
31:27
amazon prime and you can give me a sub
31:30
for no money i feel so cool
31:34
i should not have got hit where i was
31:35
like that that was cool i felt cool
31:40
[ __ ] you okay right speed run
31:48
no no no okay
31:52
right next okay
31:56
commit nope oh [ __ ]
32:06
okay right right this is fine this is
32:08
fine and good and dandy
32:10
take a calculator to the head murders
32:12
him straight up
32:14
give me thank you oh i deleted it
32:18
you have a gun oh wait is there anyone
32:20
behind me you're reminding me
32:22
okay [ __ ] uh okay
32:25
you're my bullet blocker you with the
32:28
thing
32:29
okay you now die you now die [ __ ] me i
32:32
just shot it with a
32:36
yo that felt so cool that felt so cool
32:40
that felt so cool
32:45
let's go
32:49
that was awesome it's right oh my god
32:57
oh holy [ __ ] i'm gonna die i'm gonna die
33:01
i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna
33:03
die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i can't
33:05
throw anything i'm gonna die
33:07
why how did i dodge that
33:11
okay okay this is fine
33:15
i'm insane i'm insane yeah
33:18
oh [ __ ]
33:22
oh hello yeah that was weird
33:26
oh i'm lagging now what the [ __ ] oh
33:30
what the [ __ ] how are you not dead
33:37
okay you know what you remember i said
33:38
my gpu is great
33:40
maybe not
33:44
oh my god okay female john wick female
33:47
drunk wig gang okay [ __ ] let me fix my
33:48
let me fix my hair
33:51
guys do you like my shirt okay hold on
33:54
let me see if i can do this right
33:56
settings
33:58
that needs to come probably down a bit
34:00
like by that
34:01
it's supposed to be there but i want it
34:03
to be like there
34:04
because why not is that good probably
34:08
then settings off cool
34:17
he looks so sad what are you gonna jump
34:19
off the edge
34:24
where did he go oh the poor guy
34:28
the poor guy was so sad i didn't i i got
34:30
his gun
34:31
that he jumped off the edge i'm eating
34:33
my own hair right now dude
34:35
okay okay i'm gonna be over there
34:40
is that a [ __ ] shotgun okay i'm
34:42
lagging really bad
34:44
i'm lagging really bad i'm lagging
34:47
really bad
34:49
holy [ __ ] i managed to live
34:53
also eating my own hair
34:58
like my gut
35:04
oh my god okay i'm gonna do it holy [ __ ]
35:16
[Music]
35:20
oh my god holy [ __ ]
35:24
super hot should we play like um should
35:26
we go play
35:27
bonework okay should we go play a
35:29
different game for a bit what do you
35:30
want to keep playing but uh you want to
35:31
keep playing superpower
35:42
i like this game i also like this game
35:44
but i'm getting my headset's getting a
35:45
bit
35:46
super hot if you know what i mean
35:50
okay super thought
35:54
super thought thought okay
35:58
oh which way is my this way this way
36:01
okay i'm gonna play one more round and
36:02
then i'm gonna go to bone works because
36:04
i really want to play button works
36:06
okay [ __ ] hey buddy
36:11
bye bye oh that was it
36:15
i was there okay
36:21
this game's easy
36:24
oh
36:30
sorry okay yeah i know that i know the
36:33
resolution i should have been at
36:34
i thought my gpu is better than it is oh
36:37
[ __ ] jesus
36:41
also you might want to get a vr overlay
36:44
so you can see chat without taking the
36:46
headset
36:47
off i definitely do i know that i saw
36:49
some streamer go like that and then it
36:50
was on their arm or something i really
36:52
want that is that me that's my camera
36:54
i think no made me fail no september
36:58
i'm [ __ ] john wick dude
37:03
i am neo i am neo hit him in the head
37:19
yes bro
37:22
ah i've challenged any youtuber to a
37:24
fight in vr you see these [ __ ] hands
37:27
oh i've got
37:30
i take that back i take
37:34
oh what about that
37:37
oh [ __ ] you come on i know you can do
37:38
that you can do every other finger but
37:40
you can't do that one
37:41
come on bud no come on come on
37:50
i know what you're gonna do
37:54
yeah poke them in the eye
37:58
yeah oh yeah okay
38:03
let's go gun
38:06
gun gun
38:09
gun
38:15
okay bye bye
38:18
bye bye
38:24
okay now new gun now you die holy [ __ ]
38:28
now you die now you die now you die
38:31
now you die now you die no you die okay
38:34
make them pay okay okay
38:38
[ __ ] you die [ __ ] you die please don't
38:41
shoot at me
38:42
[ __ ] you die oh [ __ ] you died
38:46
that's gonna hit him that's gotta hit
38:47
him come on hit him
38:49
i heard him explosion okay oh okay
38:59
that worked pretty well i guess right
39:02
guns [ __ ]
39:12
okay
39:14
[ __ ] me dude
39:18
do i have another one of these yep okay
39:22
okay can i get up yep wait for it
39:26
oh [ __ ] are you going to crash are you
39:28
going to [ __ ] crash
39:32
don't like this can i do that
39:36
this is a little bit terrifying oh this
39:39
is a lot a bit terrifying oh my god
39:42
jesus [ __ ]
39:45
okay i'm done i'm done yo
39:49
you [ __ ] jesus can you see me like
39:51
shaking
39:54
i closed my eyes so hard what a wuss
39:57
shut up shut up you shut up okay do you
40:00
guys want to play uh bone works
40:02
if she's terrifying bone works if if
40:04
that's terrifying bone works he's gonna
40:06
kill you
40:07
is bone works a scary game i thought
40:09
bombworks was like fine
40:12
uh almost finished finn's vr chat model
40:16
oh
40:17
wait editor abroad you made vr models
40:19
i'm so down
40:20
okay
40:25
okay let's go home uh
40:29
i wanna do it like that uh can i go like
40:31
let's go
40:33
library should we play should we play
40:36
boneworks
40:37
i thought half-life alex was the scary
40:39
one not bone works
40:42
yes play bomb works play beat saber
40:45
i'm terrible at it i've played it one
40:47
time and i just was not very good at all
40:49
and i didn't like it
40:50
next up bone works is this actually
40:52
going to be scary can i just grab that
40:53
no
40:55
is it actually going to be scary am i
40:57
actually oh my god
40:59
stress level zero hey look at that
41:02
nvidia rtx
41:04
2080 this is not scary look at this
41:07
operator attention yeah
41:10
operator attention boneworks subroutine
41:12
operates on highly experimental
41:14
simulated physics system recommends
41:16
expert vi users only that's me
41:20
that's me director ford
41:23
ford okay it's getting a little bit more
41:26
scary
41:28
please in real world hype i am not that
41:31
no
41:31
i'm taller i'm way taller i'm so much
41:34
taller
41:35
i'm so tall why am i going down
41:39
okay i'm not that tall i'm okay i am not
41:42
no
41:42
no no i'm not five chat i swear to god i
41:46
can [ __ ] tell
41:47
you're you're saying some [ __ ] about me
41:49
being five foot uh
41:50
five foot nine i'm fi i'm that is my
41:53
height i
41:54
that is no that is my height
41:58
yeah yeah yeah chat you think i'm short
42:01
i'm not
42:02
i'm tall [ __ ] i'm like the size of
42:05
mount everett don't you dare make fun of
42:06
me
42:07
okay administrative uh wait
42:10
administration
42:11
pro seated configuration wait i should
42:13
do it why should i be seated i'm like
42:15
cool dude
42:16
wait why why strongly recommend seated
42:20
but i'm like i'm good though i'm good
42:22
though
42:23
should i be seated i feel like it's more
42:25
boring now i'm going to be standing
42:26
you short attention try see to cease to
42:28
mode if you have a small tracking space
42:30
or concerned about the real world
42:32
surroundings you can always switch
42:34
settings later
42:35
what should i do i mean i've got a
42:37
fairly large one like i can walk around
42:39
like i don't know this feels fine oh my
42:42
god my
42:43
headset cable this feels fine i'm just
42:45
gonna do it anyway i can always change
42:46
it
42:48
uh is your floor okay uh yeah
42:51
auto guess i don't know what that means
42:53
floor offset i don't know what that
42:54
means
42:54
sure administrator privileges hey it's
42:56
me look at me that looks like me in real
42:58
life look at my jawline
43:00
it's just like the steam knows you're
43:01
short shut the [ __ ] up you
43:04
where are you you're probably there shut
43:05
the [ __ ] up
43:07
i'm tall i'm tall as [ __ ]
43:11
i put me up against spiffy i will kick
43:15
him in the [ __ ]
43:16
i mean i'll kick him in the nose because
43:17
i'm that tall like his nose there
43:19
bam spiffy that big compared to me
43:22
who else is tall call me carson i don't
43:25
know he's small
43:26
he's probably knee height dude on me i'm
43:29
i'm a unit standing you are standing yep
43:32
how tall are you that's probably right
43:33
floor offset yeah save settings
43:35
okay okay okay okay okay
43:41
you see me flinch
43:44
please wait for bone works is this
43:47
actually going to be scary
43:48
i feel like i don't want to be scared
43:49
now
43:52
zombie warehouse that's terrifying oh
43:55
what the [ __ ]
43:58
yo wait my skirt where's my dude i'm so
44:00
sorry chat i'm scamming you i'm not even
44:02
wearing it i'm not wearing a skirt right
44:04
now
44:06
oh that's a bit scary okay i can move
44:09
around with the joysticks
44:11
oh okay that's like a bit weird
44:15
uh okay
44:18
okay story
44:21
should i be should i do story i guess
44:26
arena sandbox
44:29
why not story arena sandbox story arena
44:32
sandbox wait what story arena
44:36
new sandbox okay
44:40
uh what's cool i don't know what this is
44:42
handgun range wait i actually want to do
44:44
that
44:45
locked are you a piece of [ __ ] found a
44:48
museum
44:49
ah why why can i not do anything
44:52
i can't play any of them what the [ __ ]
44:55
okay fine then
44:57
story new game that's what i do
45:02
okay
45:04
this is a bit scary oh it's the corridor
45:07
guys
45:08
let's go
45:13
right it's just all the tracking markers
45:17
how long do you reckon it took them to
45:18
set up that in the corridor studios
45:23
kind of flex on me with an origin pc
45:25
case
45:28
okay this is just weird to me
45:32
[Music]
45:38
oh come on yeah come on
45:57
okay it's me
46:01
okay i bet you i go there
46:05
somewhere can i move you
46:08
am i jumping i'm jumping
46:12
okay
46:15
one works please wait i'm waiting come
46:17
on bone works come on bony
46:19
come on bud come on bud wanna play
46:23
all right this isn't scary i don't know
46:26
what you're talking about this is fine
46:30
coffee cup and i'm only indestructible
46:33
recommend incineration
46:34
can i do that what is he doing
46:39
reach out with your hand and grab the
46:40
object
46:47
i'm really trying but do i have to hold
46:49
something
46:51
i'm trying so hard i
46:54
am is it this one no come on
46:58
reach out to the object and grab when
46:59
you see an indication
47:01
an indication an indica
47:06
yeah you've said that five times
47:11
they're trolling they're actually
47:13
trolling i'm stupid wait i'm doing that
47:15
am i not doing that
47:17
wait hold on i'm doing that wait
47:20
i'm reach
47:30
i am really trying so hard what
47:33
do you mean pick up the object in front
47:36
of you
47:49
i am chat help me
47:52
chat help me pick up the object in front
47:55
of you pull trigger
47:58
yo okay why it didn't say that though
48:01
it just said [ __ ] pick it up
48:14
okay that one should have been gently
48:17
nope nope okay nope nope okay
48:21
nope [ __ ] appropriately
48:25
let's go disposal let's [ __ ]
48:28
wait disposable is there a disposal or
48:30
is it just incinerate
48:31
hey buddy
48:38
what the [ __ ] that was freaky what wait
48:41
now it's like off goofed
48:43
is that where my desk is now oh i just
48:46
flicked the trigger didn't i yep
48:49
two months where is noise
48:53
i don't know where it's going it's going
48:55
to me throwing this thing into a hole
48:59
oh invest investigate
49:02
oh yo what the [ __ ]
49:06
insert into a socket holy [ __ ]
49:27
okay yeah no everything's like um i've
49:30
got everything downstairs i'm fairly
49:32
sure i've got your stuff if you sent
49:33
something in the last like
49:35
if you sent something not three days ago
49:37
i've probably got it
49:43
move by pressing okay direction input on
49:44
the left hand control
49:46
okay oh jesus can i just do that oh
49:51
oh dude my body is like not oh a little
49:54
bit motion sick but that's fine
49:56
okay a little bit motion sick but that's
49:58
fine
49:59
okay i have to do a lot of work to do
50:01
that though
50:03
oh okay this is really weird
50:08
okay the alex
50:13
okay right
50:19
[Music]
50:24
look at me go okay if you die in real
50:26
life you
50:27
do you die in the void i don't know what
50:29
that means
50:32
okay oh
50:44
right
50:52
i don't like that i don't like that one
50:54
bit i don't like that at all sir can i
50:56
go in here
50:58
this has got to be something
51:01
oh it is something oh i found a [ __ ]
51:06
crowbar
51:08
okay
51:12
that's so cool
51:20
okay
51:22
holy [ __ ] right
51:25
nope okay
51:29
oh you just like grab oh [ __ ]
51:35
okay that's so weird okay let's go over
51:39
there
51:41
i guess wait what
51:46
oh i thought there was different stuff
51:47
in here okay
51:51
yo what the [ __ ] okay that's kind of
51:54
weird
51:57
[Music]
51:59
interesting okay
52:03
hello oh wait this is kind of like where
52:04
my actual computer is right
52:06
i think oh hold on
52:09
if i go like there this is actually kind
52:12
of exactly where it is
52:21
yeah a little bit i'm assuming oh what
52:23
the [ __ ] something was there
52:26
okay come here come here stand up give
52:28
me that give me that give me that never
52:30
mind
52:30
do i not need any of that okay cool is
52:33
that me
52:35
guess that's me four day i guess that's
52:37
me
52:42
nope don't want you what about you got
52:44
any guns got any guns
52:46
shit's weird around here bud i would
52:48
like a gun
52:50
you're my weapon ah my mic okay wait you
52:53
you're my weapon oh i forgot i can't
52:57
just walk around
52:58
right righto right-o
53:02
right-ho over there
53:09
okay i like the music
53:15
even with boneworks access getting out
53:17
of the mythos might be hard
53:19
okay okay let's see did you get a very
53:22
big box with lots of duct tape
53:25
no why did you send me that
53:28
why would you send me a very big box
53:29
with lots of duct tape are you eyeballs
53:31
no your screws i can't
53:32
[ __ ] see one ten minutes
53:36
okay interesting
53:39
do i push or pull on you
53:43
oh my god it's like an actual door
53:44
handle oh i don't like it i feel like
53:46
something's going to jump out at me
53:50
what oh my okay
53:57
what did that do
54:00
what
54:06
oh okay it opened the door right okay
54:09
nothing
54:10
that weird
54:13
hello again got to see another stream
54:15
seems you're having a lot of fun with
54:17
the ritd be cool
54:19
little bit i mean you play alex later
54:22
also
54:22
i'm not
54:27
oh cool i mean that's pretty neat
54:31
or did you just dump it in the bedroom
54:34
no i cleaned my room
54:35
wait are you are you an enemy those look
54:37
like enemies i'm gonna go
54:39
okay i may or may not have just moved
54:40
stuff out the ray but still
54:46
ah i'm sorry i'm sorry buddy
54:50
no i'm not oh yo
54:56
[ __ ] you come here bud come here you
54:57
little [ __ ]
55:00
give me a little [ __ ] ah there we go
55:03
let's [ __ ] go right what else have i
55:05
got to kill what else do i kill is
55:07
anything there
55:10
what is over there what is that what is
55:12
that thing okay that thing's probably
55:14
okay they're probably harmless right
55:18
where'd it go okay it's still there
55:22
look okay nothing that bad
55:28
a little bit weird wait do i have to uh
55:33
wait do you have to turn that
55:37
[Music]
55:40
i'm on bud is anything
55:44
i'm not gonna get scared okay let go
55:46
okay i want the bat no i won the crowbar
55:50
wait what is in these boxes do you think
55:53
ah come on i know you can break them
55:56
yeah yeah i watched the tutorial
55:59
[ __ ] come on but no no no that's not
56:01
what i wanted you to do
56:03
you look like you've got something is
56:04
that a gun no
56:08
come on okay what is that thing
56:11
how fast time flies i know what is that
56:15
is that an ammo box or some [ __ ] i guess
56:18
so
56:20
okay two months of being a sim
56:23
oh [ __ ] me
56:29
i mean i'm glad that you've been assumed
56:30
for this long fella
56:34
up dude how many
56:40
what is that
56:51
it might have done it's all downstairs
56:53
unless you haven't checked it out yet i
56:54
don't know
56:56
okay a little bit freaky but nothing out
56:58
of the ordinary can i
57:02
okay never mind oh my god a little bit
57:04
motion sick
57:05
how do i if i just flick that
57:09
[ __ ] me no okay that doesn't do [ __ ]
57:14
oh my god dude go up thank you
57:19
is there anything in these i wish i had
57:20
the
57:24
time oh [ __ ] oh you're there aren't you
57:27
forgot about that
57:29
[Music]
57:30
what a time to be alive why am you
57:36
i must look so dumb in real life
57:39
can i just like wait okay there's
57:43
no nothing came out of it okay [ __ ] you
57:46
can i do that and then walk forward no
57:49
right this is too heavy for me
57:51
all right over there
57:57
okay guess not that's a strange way to
57:59
whoa i'm still holding you
58:01
[ __ ] off i get out of my way
58:06
righto
58:08
anything over here
58:12
oh oh damn interesting
58:15
oh damn who did that i don't know who
58:17
did that but i know they did something
58:19
thanks for the subs i don't know what
58:20
happened though
58:22
i don't know i don't know what happened
58:24
though is there anything behind you no
58:26
anything over there no what about over
58:29
there
58:31
doesn't look like it is there where's my
58:34
bat
58:38
okay where's my like
58:42
uh
58:46
buddy come on okay this has got to be
58:49
something
58:51
can i do anything with this no what if i
58:54
just
58:56
okay what if i just like
59:02
where
59:04
ah nothing at all
59:08
in these boxes where the f
59:12
there anything in here no okay this is
59:14
nothing useful
59:18
destructible yep no what about you
59:22
[ __ ] me that's a wall no okay what about
59:25
you
59:26
what about you what about you what about
59:28
you what about you
59:29
no you're metal okay what if i
59:33
can i pick you up and go over there what
59:36
are you gonna do
59:39
interesting wait no can i
59:42
just walk through with one of these nope
59:45
come here
59:47
okay come here we're going come with me
59:49
i'm walking through the thing
59:51
maybe this will help me oh i could just
59:54
walk through it all along
59:56
it deleted my fine fine
60:00
oh that's nice i don't think i know who
60:01
you are
60:04
cool this is my weapon now
60:08
my bat died now this is it
60:12
museum of technical demonstrations
60:15
okay
60:19
what standp standpipe do not block
60:22
okay there's a drink again
60:26
is that like an easter egg the drinks
60:33
[Music]
60:35
nope slow go easy shut up
60:39
i'm getting were you guys mad at me that
60:40
i wasn't oh
60:42
damn it that wasn't one of the guys in
60:43
there
60:46
terrifying but okay oh
60:50
this feels weird oh [ __ ] okay
60:55
okay
60:58
dude i feel i i hate the thing of like
61:01
when you're like when you don't know
61:02
what's happening it's just like oh you
61:03
gotta turn around now
61:06
you're gonna do anything no i'm just
61:08
gonna stay standing over here i don't
61:09
wanna know
61:10
holy [ __ ] were you guys yelling at me a
61:12
lot
61:14
were you guys yelling at me you guys
61:15
were yelling at me huh
61:18
bruh do something come on
61:23
i want to play the game one play game i
61:24
won't play game
61:28
interesting stand clear okay we'll do
61:31
over there it is then
61:33
you are always something let's do that
61:40
you're never something okay see how it
61:42
is no
61:43
no
61:46
no no
61:48
[Music]
61:50
okay garbage garbage garbage garbage can
61:53
i get up here
61:59
no
62:02
oh my god you hear that burp that was
62:04
pretty hot don't you think
62:08
hello hey hey broom handle
62:12
not what i wanted at all no [ __ ] no
62:16
oh
62:22
where am i this is a bit weird
62:26
i'm not kill i didn't think i could pick
62:27
that up
62:29
great can i have that the broom
62:33
no not why can i not pick up the one
62:35
thing
62:36
there we go my [ __ ] weapon
62:39
i just hit the wall
62:44
this is cool
62:51
okay oh i'm still liking the tutorial
62:54
all right i thought i was out of
62:55
tutorial but okay
63:02
okay this is kind of get some ready
63:04
player one vibes a little bit i don't
63:05
think i need that
63:09
what the [ __ ]
63:16
did i have a gun the entire time why do
63:18
i have ammo
63:21
okay did i have a gun i'd why do i have
63:24
ammo for a gun and not a gun
63:33
interesting
63:37
okay stop
63:42
oh okay hello buddy what are you
63:45
what are you there it's like a caveman
63:52
time
63:57
themselves interesting by the primitive
63:59
concepts
64:06
index slash touch left analog stick
64:09
double tap forward
64:12
what what
64:17
what what
64:21
what what hold on what's that again what
64:26
was that
64:26
double tap forward
64:32
double tap forward what
64:35
i don't know what that meant i'm just
64:36
gonna carry on going
64:38
um hey buddies those are my enemies i
64:43
think right
64:44
well that's a cool thing is there any
64:46
guns i'd like a gun
64:48
can i have a gun
64:51
sure why not i don't need this i know
64:53
what i'm doing
64:55
i can jump upward force resulting in
64:58
temporary vertical displacement
65:03
please hold the jump button and release
65:05
when ready
65:08
huh
65:12
i just like stand straight up again
65:14
though
65:16
what this doesn't make any sense
65:22
this is not jumping this i feel like
65:25
i've got the controls a bit goofed
65:27
jump oh okay we're going to test me
65:35
i'm doing what you said i'm straight up
65:37
doing the thing though right
65:39
i'm doing it let me just go back and
65:41
then
65:43
okay what was i not doing exactly what
65:46
was i not doing
65:47
tap jump button is that what i'm not is
65:50
which one is jump though
65:53
oh that's jump oh
65:57
oh oh it says there
66:00
never mind is there a crouch no
66:06
okay can i not move now i'm just now
66:08
like slav squatting okay i see you
66:16
okay
66:26
[Music]
66:30
though but like i need to do kind of
66:31
this or i won't move
66:34
oh i can do it only a little bit oh
66:37
that's
66:37
terrific jump believes
66:42
did you just call me a [ __ ] bimbo
66:44
really
66:45
really in this my house you just call me
66:48
that
66:48
in my f in my own house
66:51
[Music]
66:53
right i can just like run up at this and
66:55
just jump right
66:56
[Music]
66:57
okay cool that was
67:00
okay the jump was fine the landing was
67:02
[ __ ] weird
67:04
oh the landing still got me [ __ ] up
67:06
okay
67:07
climb physically grab on environment
67:12
okay
67:14
got you what if i just let go well i'm
67:17
gonna let go in a sec right
67:19
okay ah
67:23
nice okay
67:26
place them on the left platform grab
67:28
safe
67:31
hold triggers it's me
67:35
all right oh right okay
67:38
coolio coolio julio why do i feel short
67:42
now it's because i'm crouching
67:44
why do i not just reset to standing okay
67:48
what am i supposed to do here just not
67:50
just avoid it or touch him
67:54
okay i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go
67:57
over here that's cool looking though
68:01
oh what what the [ __ ]
68:07
oh that's terrifying
68:11
[Music]
68:12
that's that's pretty cool but that's
68:14
also terrifying
68:16
force grab okay cool
68:20
i know that yeah okay
68:24
okay that's pretty fun
68:27
oh [ __ ] sorry buddy can i just
68:34
holy [ __ ] this is actually really cool
68:37
this is why i wanted to play this game
68:38
so badly i [ __ ] love this
68:42
nice okay what that
68:47
ah come here okay i can't force grab you
68:49
interesting
68:51
oh it feels like heavy oh [ __ ]
68:57
cool cool
69:00
cause only they can create a miracle
69:03
like rose
69:04
i am god i've been saying that i'm god
69:07
for so long and you guys don't believe
69:08
me
69:09
okay if i like lightly punch he's not
69:11
gonna do much but then if i
69:14
oh this is so cool cool
69:18
right
69:21
i'm excited okay [ __ ]
69:24
right you they're heavy wait no i know
69:26
what i'm doing heavy objects
69:28
oh come here
69:33
yeah buddy oh you guys said i was weak
69:36
used to oh you thought rose was
69:38
yeah ah i could whack people with this
69:43
boom okay right
69:46
heavy uh move heavy objects slowly if
69:49
you
69:50
physically imagine you're holding the
69:51
heavy objects you will have an easier
69:52
time moving it
69:55
okay let's go over there then
69:58
can i just roll you down a hill let's
70:01
roll you down a hill
70:02
okay neat
70:06
very neat it's like a kids play thing
70:09
remember them
70:12
what are you what are you what are you
70:15
what the [ __ ] okay okay
70:18
okay okay go away
70:23
oh i don't like how the music just
70:25
stopped
70:27
oh right you're a thing you're a game
70:30
mechanic
70:30
i don't like how the music just stopped
70:32
though
70:36
okay okay okay
70:41
this is really [ __ ] creepy now
70:45
is this where it gets scary
70:56
a little bit weird
71:01
okay this is how i sprint okay
71:06
i don't like how like silent is now
71:10
well according to dogma god is a woman
71:14
really
71:17
there okay so what you're saying is i'm
71:19
god and that's the proof
71:21
way no no it's not no no i'm a man [ __ ]
71:23
you
71:24
it's not happening don't tell ali i said
71:26
that
71:29
i'm sorry buddy i just want to see if i
71:32
can use you
71:37
the noise
71:43
that's so cool though can i force grab
71:45
it now still
71:47
oh [ __ ] i can't try breaking the barrels
71:50
wait do i have to store them right oh
71:52
[ __ ]
71:59
try breaking the planks okay is the
72:01
planks gonna be harder to break
72:02
no they're dead easy just like real life
72:04
how you can break a
72:06
three inch plank of wood with a mallet
72:08
just by tapping it
72:11
okay right puzzles take your time
72:13
puzzles of physics
72:16
not script defenses
72:22
no wait where are you no no
72:25
you did not
72:27
[Music]
72:29
you did not [ __ ] get me
72:36
oh you know what [ __ ] it i'll take it
72:38
why is the music so loud now
72:41
wait what are you
72:43
[Music]
72:48
interesting
72:50
right okay i can do that
72:57
[Music]
73:00
right this is fine music's real loud but
73:03
that's fine
73:04
controls are a little bit jank sometimes
73:07
[Music]
73:10
right
73:14
sprint spin spins this is
73:18
is it loud okay i can't move you
73:22
can i move you no
73:25
huh how do i get across there can i not
73:28
move you
73:35
no oh my god do i have to climb
73:40
holy [ __ ] me
73:41
[Music]
73:44
oh my god that's that's terrifying
73:48
this is actually kind of scary
73:52
hey mama ally
73:54
[Music]
73:57
i think i refer to myself as a god
74:02
technically counts
74:03
[Music]
74:05
i believe that
74:06
[Music]
74:08
[ __ ] you ally god damn it huh
74:14
god damn it ally okay
74:18
trouble jumping your height may be
74:20
calibrated incorrectly
74:22
interesting no that's the wrong button
74:26
nope jesus that's terrifying though i'm
74:30
like sweating
74:32
is am i that unfit
74:36
am i physically this unfit that i'm
74:37
sweating because of this because of
74:39
simulated exercise i'm sorry but the egg
74:43
is cracking
74:44
no it's not i can't hear you the music's
74:46
too loud anyway it doesn't matter
74:51
[ __ ] it's so scary when that happens
74:57
okay buddy okay come on rose you can do
75:00
this
75:01
you go girl that was for you [ __ ] you
75:06
[Music]
75:09
righto i can do this again this was fine
75:13
last time
75:14
can i like go out like right is what i'm
75:17
gonna do
75:19
[Music]
75:20
okay nope grab grab
75:24
grab my favorite girl on twitter grab
75:28
grab a woman shut up
75:33
grab grab grab crap
75:37
grab grab i prefer
75:42
your highness slash your majesty
75:45
but that's fine
75:52
oh nailed it i'm so smart
75:56
right okay
76:00
i prefer yeah no god goddess that's fine
76:03
which one's jump that one's jump
76:06
okay
76:09
oh no i grabbed you no
76:13
dude really i grabbed you did
76:17
i straight up grabbed you can i not just
76:18
like can i climb
76:21
can i climb you know we finally clear
76:23
this out you a goddess rose
76:24
and resistance shut
76:28
up i'm a god and that's just oh my god
76:31
okay i mean oh my me
76:35
oh my me i mean i mean i mean i mean
76:41
i am not woman you cannot say
76:44
i am woman when i'm not
76:48
i refuse to admit it i mean i refuse to
76:51
[ __ ] you
76:52
[Music]
76:53
pic up am i
76:56
on there yep
77:00
right okay
77:09
yo i'm a speedrunner dude dream got
77:11
nothing on me
77:13
what is this triple jumping okay
77:20
[Music]
77:24
no no
77:30
really what the [ __ ]
77:34
really no no
77:38
no no no no no
77:42
no no no how do i get on there
77:45
all right can i get on it's one step
77:50
let me stand no
77:54
get down there get down get down
77:58
stay down right and then i stand up and
78:00
jump no
78:01
stay there hello how
78:05
how how
78:07
[Music]
78:09
how okay why not is that gonna stop
78:13
there
78:14
okay that stops there oh because i did
78:17
that
78:18
interesting okay that's fine
78:23
[Music]
78:25
i like nudge you over there thanks okay
78:29
right [ __ ]
78:32
the emergency away to override what if i
78:35
do
78:35
this again
78:42
i do anything no that was just to unlock
78:45
that thing and it sprung up
78:47
right how the [ __ ] do i complete that
78:57
[Music]
79:05
yeah yeah yeah yeah british eagle
79:12
okay well i can get never mind i am now
79:16
stuck apparently
79:22
hit me up let me up and out
79:26
oh my god let me out though let me just
79:28
can i just get out at least
79:32
game bad game bad how do i do this how
79:35
did i just do
79:36
this to myself can i like
79:39
oh [ __ ] can i like do that
79:44
oh i'm insane i'm so good at this right
79:47
how do i get off an hour of this then
79:52
right
79:56
so that locks that in place right that's
79:59
not going to go up anywhere now
80:01
oh oh i get it i get it i get it i get
80:04
it i get it i get it i get it i get it i
80:06
get it
80:08
i like it
80:12
i like it i like oh this is so much
80:14
better
80:15
yes baby yes baby oh
80:18
[ __ ] speedrun
80:22
time american ninja warrior let's go
80:24
british ninja warrior
80:26
i'm insane oh my god my poor hair dude
80:30
okay save automatically save when
80:33
changing levels
80:34
[Music]
80:36
why is it so loud uh can i like change
80:40
the settings a little bit
80:41
uh where's my audio levels dude why can
80:46
i not just like
80:47
change how loud it is where can i just
80:49
change how loud it is
80:53
am i stupid
80:56
that's it yeah sure but how do i just
80:58
change the audio oh i know
81:00
i'm stupid i just saw it
81:04
oh this is better oh this is better
81:09
wait ah okay
81:26
it's not cracked i am not whammon you're
81:28
lying to me
81:30
hey look it's me that's me look you see
81:32
that that's not a woman that's me right
81:33
there
81:34
mr ford that's me look at my eyes look
81:36
at my beard look at my mustache that's
81:38
me right now
81:39
that's how that's how i am right now and
81:42
no one else can tell me any different
81:44
because you
81:44
i'm look at me look at me look at me
81:46
manly look at these
81:49
okay
81:52
[ __ ] i feel like i should be let me
81:54
readjust myself from where i actually am
81:56
right where am i in my room wait okay
81:59
that should be
82:00
my wall uh no you're over there i think
82:05
i think you're over here you're over
82:06
here yeah you're there okay you're there
82:08
got you i really had no idea where i was
82:11
facing for a while
82:13
i'd just go over there
82:15
[Music]
82:17
interesting
82:21
oh okay virtual body works
82:25
okay
82:31
interesting interesting
82:35
i don't really care oh
82:38
sandbox starter pack gun yes holy [ __ ]
82:41
this is like the one thing i wanted to
82:42
try
82:44
cool okay
82:47
ammo is that ammo i believe that might
82:50
be ammo
82:51
i don't know it looks like ammo to me
82:53
yep ammo ammo ammo thank you
82:57
it's got no magazine in it though wait
82:58
the thing
83:02
okay wait wait
83:06
oh [ __ ]
83:09
hell yeah bobs
83:14
oh why not i should get a different
83:17
thing as well i should get a thing
83:19
what else is there i'm so hyped this is
83:21
what i wanted to do
83:22
i don't know what you are i want you
83:26
okay i've got a thing and a thing right
83:28
where's where are you at buddy
83:34
okay cool the gun range
83:42
this is [ __ ] awesome
83:46
oh there's so many more i don't need you
83:48
anymore
83:49
i have different yo
83:58
wait i can't like dude i can't like aim
84:00
that well in this
84:02
is they wait let me just
84:07
these are not the magazines oh no it's
84:09
there oh they're like
84:10
okay okay
84:21
oh [ __ ]
84:28
this is so cool right
84:31
and then i like
84:36
oh whoops
84:40
okay cool this is pretty neat
84:47
nice
84:50
oh dude i want to be in the matrix dude
84:59
[Music]
85:03
oh [ __ ] you oh come on oh really i gotta
85:06
reload each one individually
85:08
oh [ __ ] oh my god that oh
85:11
forgot that's the trigger
85:14
this is
85:18
neat very neat very neat very neat
85:22
very neat i like it a lot very neat i
85:24
enjoy this
85:26
i could just do this all day makes for a
85:29
really entertaining stream
85:35
but damn that took a while
85:38
okay right rory i'm done i'm done i'm
85:40
done i'm so sorry i could do that
85:41
literally all day but i'm sorry oh [ __ ]
85:43
me
85:44
that is really weird okay firearms okay
85:47
got it
85:48
i've got that mastered what are you your
85:50
rifle should i learn how a rifle works
85:52
a shotgun i see you shotgun give me you
85:55
give me you oh no it's not a shotgun
85:57
wait i already use this
85:58
i want to use that where's that
86:01
is that it
86:05
i would really enjoy half-life alex
86:10
the only thing that i don't like about
86:11
alex is apparently it's very scary
86:17
oh no i think it's that right
86:20
yep
86:30
oh dude hold on
86:37
that's so cool
86:40
it's almost like real life
86:44
it like functions pretty similarly
86:50
ah this is probably the closest i will
86:53
get to shooting a gun
86:56
that's pretty neat okay that's where
86:57
ammo is got it impact physics
87:01
oh do i get to kill these things now
87:05
oh you poor you poor guys
87:09
brick
87:12
right uh what do i want to hit someone
87:14
with a [ __ ] machete
87:16
oh no wait i want this thing i want you
87:19
i want what is that why is there a
87:22
noodle dog
87:24
i don't believe that looks i thought
87:25
that was something else
87:28
oh that's kind of brutal oh my god
87:31
you are that's kind of brutal okay cool
87:36
right okay cool that's
87:43
i'm picturing tommy in it
87:46
[Music]
87:50
sorry half-life might be scary for me
87:53
because i'm a wuss
87:57
i'm gonna give him devil horns
88:02
cool okay cool
88:05
holy [ __ ] where am i i'm there okay
88:08
right right
88:13
can i throw this thing yo that's [ __ ]
88:16
cool
88:19
not very well okay let me just check
88:22
machete more of a more of a slashy
88:24
weapon
88:25
cool oh [ __ ]
88:29
okay it sticks in him a bit that's kind
88:30
of [ __ ] that's kind of brutal
88:34
got you right next next oh
88:38
creepy
88:41
what are you going to do
88:45
okay
88:49
yeah got you
88:53
that's no there there we go
88:59
interesting okay right impact physics
89:03
advanced physics let's go over there
89:13
oh
89:18
what are you oh what are you can i walk
89:21
into you
89:21
okay oh what are you that's a little bit
89:25
weird okay a little bit strange a little
89:28
bit weird
89:29
a little bit strange exit to hull
89:33
the music just went straight off
89:38
huh this is nice i would say attention
89:44
okay okay by inserting that by inserting
89:48
this
89:48
inserting i do have a key i do have a
89:51
key
89:53
that's the key why am i holding the key
89:56
like this
89:57
you go and lock your door like
90:01
wait did i do it come on there we go is
90:03
that it do i don't need to turn it
90:05
[Music]
90:08
time controller time control
90:12
i would like to control time please but
90:14
also what is this thing
90:20
okay
90:23
oh did i die i think i died
90:27
yeah i think i do have to avoid that
90:32
no i'm doing okay you know what that's
90:34
at a later date
90:36
[Music]
90:38
at a later date at a time that is not
90:41
now i'm sorry
90:46
please
90:48
holy [ __ ]
90:50
[Music]
90:51
okay
90:58
okay 13 real times max let's go 50
91:02
real time okay this is half speed
91:09
cool
91:14
no i want to go like 25
91:17
speed cool very cool
91:22
right wait can i do can i speed it up
91:26
no okay damn i thought i could make
91:29
everything so quick
91:31
is this it remaining
91:35
okay neat okay
91:42
so time can get slowed down
91:47
gravity room
91:50
okay let's go [ __ ] with gravity a little
91:54
[Music]
91:56
bit
91:58
i
92:01
you know what no i don't wanna i feel
92:04
like i've watched the youtube video on
92:06
this i don't know how to do it i know
92:08
exactly what i'm doing
92:09
i'm doing the equivalent of when you
92:10
instead of watching a movie you just
92:12
go watch a youtube review of it and
92:14
that's your entire experience
92:16
by the way mirisa does that [ __ ] we'll
92:18
like sit down to watch we sat down to
92:19
watch like
92:20
lego batman and she was like looking at
92:22
me to see what the jokes were
92:24
because she'd watched a [ __ ] like
92:26
youtube
92:27
do you guys do that is that a thing that
92:29
normal people do or i mean is it just me
92:31
i try and stay the furthest thing away
92:33
from youtube reviews of movies and games
92:35
that i have never played
92:37
if i actually plan on playing them i'm
92:38
not because you know you ruined the
92:40
experience of yourself
92:46
i've played half life alex from start to
92:49
finish and i can assure you it's isnt
92:52
scary oh
92:59
i've got it i've got it downloaded i
93:01
really do
93:02
uh now leaving museum okay
93:05
let's leave the museum let me kill
93:06
something okay well i guess i can't
93:09
leave the museum recycle
93:15
okay oh that's
93:19
terrifying cool
93:24
okay cool uh how do i get out now
93:28
am i good how do i like leave can i
93:30
leave
93:31
am i allowed to leave
93:37
i feel like that's the door to something
93:40
okay what if i just
93:45
[Music]
93:46
oh my god i can oh do i go down there
93:50
i don't wanna
93:54
okay let's do some recycling [ __ ] you ah
94:00
okay that's a long fall is there a way
94:03
out somehow
94:09
was that
94:16
down with monogone is that the place
94:19
that i'm in though
94:21
okay
94:26
oh what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ]
94:30
is that
94:36
what are you are you weapons of sort
94:40
posters i don't want a poster
94:42
how do i get out i don't play game i
94:44
wanna play a game i wanna play game
94:48
i won't play game
94:51
ah let me in let me in let me in let me
94:53
in i feel like i gotta jump down
94:55
i'm gonna do it i'm gonna jump down
94:56
there should i jump down
94:58
chat do i jump down oh [ __ ] okay
95:03
oh [ __ ] okay i've got an idea oh
95:06
why is it go quiet when i do
95:10
why is it go quiet though that's just
95:12
scary that's just terrifying
95:17
oh i don't like that let me go back come
95:19
on turn the music on game
95:21
game game oh dude it's got to be
95:24
creepily silent doesn't it
95:27
i'm taking the bin with me
95:30
okay bin's coming with me boys [ __ ]
95:33
hell
95:35
jesus christ oh my god
95:40
that was fine i did great did i die i
95:42
feel like i
95:43
did i die did i progress does it just
95:46
count on you being an idiot and just
95:48
knowing that you'll just jump into a
95:49
hole if they give you a hole to jump
95:51
into
95:52
really i'm that predictable i guess
95:56
okay fine look at me look at my hand oh
96:00
okay i hear
96:04
oh is this more okay well i came from
96:06
there
96:08
holy [ __ ]
96:13
okay terrifying got you
96:16
absolutely [ __ ] terrifying let's get
96:19
out of this bin it's gross
96:22
oh [ __ ] why is falling in vr so
96:25
terrifying
96:26
i don't know it's just like um it's just
96:30
a natural body thing what are you dead
96:32
there's dead people on the ground what
96:34
are you
96:35
a brick this implies that i'm fighting
96:38
something in a second
96:40
can i just hey buddy you alive
96:47
yeah that there then
96:52
oh i'm sorry i'm sorry dude
96:55
i think they're enemies but i'm i feel
96:57
bad i don't actually know if they are
96:58
enemies
96:59
i guess i go down there
97:03
okay oh [ __ ]
97:06
i'm going to take one brick i only need
97:08
one brick
97:10
still loving your content babe oh thank
97:13
you
97:16
thanks babe captain america i'm going to
97:18
be captain america
97:20
oh what are you hey buddy ammo
97:23
please okay right is there anything
97:27
better than a brick that i've got around
97:28
besides captain america's shield a bit
97:30
don't think so a cinder block
97:34
that's better than just this pesky old
97:35
brick with for some reason concrete's
97:37
still in it
97:41
this doesn't feel like much of i feel
97:42
like the most scuffed captain america
97:45
like this is my thor's hammer is that a
97:47
monkey
97:51
cool
97:56
yeah i do feel a little bit scuffed
98:00
okay right
98:04
sure let's go in there
98:08
oh chamber of
98:14
chamber
98:17
look out okay
98:21
okay why does it say look out
98:27
hey buddy i don't like the noises you
98:30
[ __ ] are making
98:34
keep out i probably shouldn't be going
98:37
in here hey
98:40
oh [ __ ] you yo yo [ __ ] off
98:44
yo back the [ __ ] up out of here
98:48
jesus you little [ __ ]
98:52
i just bumped your elbow and you died
98:54
yep that's
98:55
what probably die die die
98:58
please please don't get up don't get up
99:01
don't get up
99:02
don't get up
99:06
and stay down [ __ ] that's terrifying
99:11
okay yeah this game is gonna freak me
99:12
out and that was just no captain america
99:14
shield
99:17
you that felt cool
99:22
now i feel i am captain america let's go
99:25
i'm thor
99:26
and yeah i'm
99:29
okay all of you need come down
99:33
okay do i just oh my god
99:36
get yeah that's
99:40
the most physical exercise i'm ever
99:42
gonna get
99:45
come the [ __ ] on buddy how
99:48
much work okay righto
99:52
exit i would really like that
99:56
right this is fine this is fine
100:00
we're back on track again we yeah okay
100:02
that was a little bit freaky we went
100:04
into a side room
100:05
not that bad though not that bad
100:08
oh can i break that thank goodness i can
100:11
break a medal lock with a hammer
100:13
no captain america shield
100:18
right raffle day hey buddy that's
100:20
something important i guess
100:22
another hammer is it better
100:26
not really but it's new
100:30
okay are you are you a dick
100:33
are you gonna be him and [ __ ] you
100:36
oh my god it's gross okay
100:40
okay my god how do i keep like
100:42
accidentally letting go of this thing
100:46
hey buddy he's asleep though right
100:57
man now what now what now all the stairs
101:01
okay
101:04
oh now what are you going to do yeah
101:07
yeah your little
101:08
yeah little duck oh we can get
101:16
[ __ ]
101:18
i feel like the jedi can i just like
101:22
that's cool that's really cool i like
101:24
that
101:25
oh gun gun
101:28
gun gun
101:35
oh oh my
101:38
damn it oh am i lagging
101:42
a little bit
101:46
really it's a metal bin lid
101:53
it takes a lot of effort to do that oh i
101:55
got like
101:56
okay right
101:59
are they like universal bullets maybe
102:03
i'm really enjoying this game
102:06
yeet okay sure i didn't break it got you
102:11
oh there's another one can i have a gun
102:28
oh oh [ __ ] okay hey buddy
102:33
down
102:39
oh my god give me the hat
102:43
jesus christ
102:49
oh my jesus where'd my hammer you piece
102:52
of [ __ ]
102:54
oh my god okay cool that was a bit
102:58
no i'm
103:01
i'm look at that i'm the hulk never mind
103:04
i'm not captain america anymore i'm the
103:05
hulk
103:07
holy [ __ ] am i like you there
103:10
wait where are you you're there you're
103:13
there okay
103:16
yes i'm captain america again let's go
103:25
there's many bim lids you think that
103:27
they actually do want wait what are you
103:30
you oh
103:34
wait why is it are we slo-mo why are we
103:36
in slo-mo now
103:38
am i oh i died oh my god
103:42
that was easy to die i'm back here
103:45
really i'm back here
103:49
this is a long way to go back dude okay
103:52
fine i'll just speed run i don't need
103:54
that guy
103:55
i'm just gonna grab the bin lid i think
103:57
you have some pent up hanger that is
103:59
beginning to awaken
104:02
maybe i'm just upset
104:06
what i'm no i feel like i'm more
104:08
obsessed with just being captain america
104:11
you've got to be something i can break
104:12
that okay a mug that's really going to
104:14
help me against a gun turret
104:16
what are you a [ __ ] what are you an
104:19
alien dildo what the [ __ ] are you dude
104:25
oh interesting
104:29
interesting interesting
104:33
i have an idea oh that's something what
104:35
are you
104:36
what i just hit oh my gaming chair [ __ ]
104:39
i want
104:42
okay right i have an idea chat bear with
104:45
me
104:47
bear with me chat okay right
104:50
right bear with me chat right okay
104:54
here's what we're gonna do
104:57
no not working not at all working right
105:01
that didn't work am i alive though i'm
105:03
alive i'm a bit bloody but i'm alive
105:06
okay can i can like i can make it there
105:11
okay okay okay
105:15
[ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
105:18
[ __ ] you oh okay
105:22
uh is this where we're supposed to go
105:25
are you something nope
105:30
god damn it
105:34
okay i need to be captain america again
105:43
let's go thank you wait what
105:49
wait can i climb these no
105:52
okay
105:55
wait that's gonna see me though
106:01
[ __ ]
106:06
okay right now that can i break this
106:09
thing
106:10
that'd be good thank you thank you thank
106:12
you okay
106:14
oh god [ __ ] k
106:18
can i turn it off you've got to be
106:20
something
106:22
oh off off
106:25
off oh that makes it shoot
106:29
oh [ __ ] oh don't turn around
106:36
oh come on oh come on dude
106:41
nice i should really take that with me
106:46
but am i gonna but am i gonna
106:51
authorized employees only and no [ __ ]
106:53
the [ __ ] thing tried to shoot me
106:55
hey oh
106:59
what no no
107:02
no you better oh you better oh my god
107:05
okay
107:06
right that's fine i why do you say
107:09
hey though why'd he say hey
107:13
that's a little bit terrifying
107:16
oh i hear him who's that him i don't
107:19
know
107:21
oh you piece of [ __ ] you're actually a
107:23
piece of [ __ ] this game
107:26
okay you're a piece of [ __ ] this game
107:27
sucks there's
107:29
this game where's the thing there's
107:31
gonna be a thing somewhere right in one
107:33
of those boxes there's gotta be like a
107:34
um
107:35
a thing like a key unless it's there
107:39
unless it's that no i don't know
107:40
i need something to
107:44
that's a [ __ ] hard drive
107:47
a mug
107:52
key come on dude come on a key is that a
107:55
[ __ ] kind of campbell soup
107:58
uh there has got to be something
108:00
somewhere
108:01
unless you're actually a door i can go
108:03
through now
108:05
no this is bad
108:10
where'd it be is that you hey it's doc
108:16
no
108:18
it's just gonna be ammo where's the key
108:21
gonna be
108:30
huh hmm
108:32
no what maybe it's the alien egg that
108:36
looks interesting is it the alien way
108:37
what are you you
108:38
can i open you no what the [ __ ] is this
108:42
where am i gonna go
108:44
do you have the key
108:48
is that the key um
108:51
[Music]
108:55
no where the [ __ ] is the key sir
109:01
i don't know where the key is am i dumb
109:07
come here bud give me that give me that
109:10
i'm gonna need you in a sec
109:12
because there's a dude behind me okay
109:15
this dude's kind of following me a lot
109:17
i'm gonna run away
109:19
and i'm gonna whip around let's [ __ ]
109:22
yeah i'm gonna shove this down your eye
109:26
oh my oh
109:29
did i just die because of you really
109:32
really i died because of you
109:35
okay ah i'm about done holy [ __ ]
109:39
vr's hard hold on let me
109:42
give me a sec he dodged that [ __ ] he did
109:47
broke his neck that dude [ __ ] dodged
109:50
that [ __ ] so hard okay
109:52
oh my god i mean like i feel like gross
109:55
now
109:56
how do i look i wonder if i look like
109:57
garbage i do look like garbage look at
109:59
me
110:00
look at me looking like garbage right
110:02
now i'm sweating
110:04
i have a hand dude
110:08
how is it that i put on a vr headset one
110:10
time and like
110:11
everything goes everything gets so bad
110:16
jesus he's a simp
110:20
he's a simp cute as heck oh yeah i'm so
110:23
cute hold on
110:26
i'm so cute i'm so cute look at how
110:29
great actually the eye line is pretty
110:30
good
110:32
[Music]
110:34
i look a bit [ __ ] okay
110:39
in all fairness the eyeliner is great
110:41
okay
110:43
i can't go there let's do that okay oh
110:45
my god
110:46
oh my my god
110:50
i don't know where the key is though is
110:52
the quiche somewhere where's the key
110:55
bro he's brushing the wig yeah you got
110:57
to brush wigs dummy
110:58
or else they'll get all [ __ ] pp poopoo
111:03
i've never seen finn irl how have you
111:06
seen me not irl
111:08
wait no i've wait i mean in all fairness
111:10
if you've seen me like actually irl
111:12
that'd be terrifying right
111:13
oh nice the googles are off you look
111:16
amazing
111:17
miritzer is surely happy to have such a
111:20
cute subbie
111:21
subby what's a subby also thanks thanks
111:24
veronica
111:25
i haven't seen your name donate before
111:26
actually i think unless it's a different
111:28
name but veronica thank you unless i
111:29
don't remember it because we were
111:30
drinking a lot in the last stream that
111:32
you probably watched
111:33
but holy [ __ ] thanks so much for the f
111:35
thanks so much for three dollars my guy
111:37
have i missed anything bad okay i don't
111:38
think i have okay i'm still good
111:41
i wonder veronica you donated before or
111:42
my favorite girl on twitch sorry do you
111:44
prefer girl or woman that was you
111:45
oh i thought that was ally
111:50
oh my god there's another hair yo why
111:53
i like get one straight hair and it's
111:55
like on my mouth
111:57
we're all good thank you what's your
111:58
thoughts on banana bread
112:00
i [ __ ] dude banana bread dude
112:04
dude sometimes there's like oh what
112:09
do banana bread dude i got 100 work
112:12
today dude
112:13
it just goes to show you that like if
112:14
you wait for things dude
112:16
good things will happen oh
112:20
okay dude banana bread dude
112:23
[ __ ] love it i don't know where the
112:26
key is though
112:27
you know i love banana bread but i
112:28
really don't like when i don't know
112:29
where the key is
112:30
unless it's somewhere obvious and i'm
112:32
just stupid
112:33
do i need to break every box is this
112:35
going to be that sort of frustrating ass
112:37
game
112:39
clunk the hammer thor that's your
112:44
thing
112:49
now why is this area even existing
112:53
okay there's some ammo oh [ __ ]
113:00
i feel like i'm dumb look at me
113:05
come on break the box please
113:09
oh my god and there was nothing there
113:14
kill me do i want the ammo sure
113:19
oh my god thank you
113:26
there's nothing though where's the key
113:29
what are you oh quarantine same as me
113:36
what are you dude what the [ __ ] is that
113:42
i'm leaving this place where's my hammer
113:45
where's my [ __ ] weapon
113:49
hey bud hey you hey hey you
113:52
hey hey you you creepy bastard
113:58
hey buddy hey is it friendly
114:03
hey are you friendly
114:06
not friendly not friendly oh my [ __ ]
114:10
god no friendly not friendly not
114:11
friendly not friendly died
114:12
not friendly not friendly not friendly
114:13
not friendly not friendly not friendly
114:15
not friendly you're not friendly
114:16
no oh my [ __ ] god
114:20
ah what the [ __ ] is my desk
114:28
i thought it was a cute little dog i
114:30
thought it was like a dog and it wasn't
114:32
a dog
114:32
it was not a dog just give me the dude i
114:35
went through all that give me the ammo
114:38
oh my god that was not a cute little dog
114:41
you tried to jump on my face holy [ __ ]
114:46
it didn't even have the key [ __ ]
114:54
oh where's the key
115:00
is it in you i've got a hammer now
115:08
oh it's a spider i thought it was like a
115:10
little dog thing it had four legs not
115:12
eight
115:14
jesus christ that was terrifying though
115:19
can i just get in here no can i get in
115:23
here can i get in any of these doors
115:27
poke you nothing [ __ ] you there's
115:30
hey buddy hey hey can you open the door
115:33
for me
115:34
can you open the door for me key where's
115:37
the key though
115:38
where's the key though
115:43
where's the key though dude is this this
115:47
i've broken every box
115:51
besides those i guess
115:55
but like aren't the keys usually in the
115:57
cardboard boxes
116:08
i really hope so there's like nothing
116:12
where's the key
116:17
kiki where the [ __ ] are you
116:20
do you love me
116:24
though time
116:27
the [ __ ] nope
116:31
this is not how you use a hammer
116:37
[ __ ] finally something like minecraft
116:38
that i can relate to
116:51
hologram key you blind thought
116:54
what hologram key
116:59
what are you you look mysterious
117:05
check the employee raffle like the
117:07
poster on the door said
117:08
i don't hey bird i've got a hammer now
117:12
okay hold on one shot one shot one
117:14
opportunity
117:21
bonk oh not one shot
117:25
not friendly okay oh what are you
117:29
there's something over there no
117:32
nothing okay
117:37
ho-hum you
117:40
blind thought hologram key employee
117:44
employee thing employee thing employee
117:46
thing employee thing employee raffle
117:47
employee raffle
117:48
employee promotion raffle okay oh
117:52
[Applause]
117:54
interesting look
117:57
yeah no there now i get it
118:01
do i have to break all of these things
118:04
no no no no
118:07
brick was interesting no no ah
118:10
is there another one do you think
118:14
found the key found the key and a hammer
118:19
i guess we're just moving all those
118:20
other way
118:23
okay let's go key and thor
118:27
why do i pick this up upside down
118:31
nope nope nope nope okay
118:35
no no oh [ __ ] me this is where
118:38
okay over there and then i go over there
118:43
and like this is okay this is fine i
118:45
managed to get used to this vr thing a
118:47
little bit
118:48
can we switch to a blonde wig i don't
118:52
have a blonde
118:53
you know i don't actually have a blonde
118:54
wig that's so weird i mean i do i have
118:56
that like ponytail one but it's like
118:58
yellow blonde you know
119:00
hey buddy oh jesus christ you have way
119:04
more violent than the rest of them
119:06
really really you peace you really
119:08
really
119:09
really really mwah
119:15
no no i'm not here oh my [ __ ] god
119:18
kill me does it save what i was doing
119:20
though like is everything else broken
119:21
over there okay cool
119:23
it just sends me back to the start i
119:24
need my hammer though wait there was
119:26
another thor's hammer over there
119:28
unless i get the bin oh okay
119:32
i'm gonna get my thor's hammer and i'm
119:33
gonna get a bin
119:35
thor's hammer where you at oh what the
119:38
[ __ ]
119:38
no not you you oh
119:41
didn't see this
119:44
oh [ __ ] this is long range got you
119:48
[Music]
119:50
got you bud and then
119:56
okay okay
120:00
all right buddy where you at did he die
120:04
no where did he go then you still in
120:06
there
120:10
hey come on buckaroo i'm i'm prepared
120:13
this time
120:15
this is nowhere near as hard-hitting as
120:17
the thing
120:18
yep yeah whoa what the [ __ ]
120:23
little bit strange little bit strange oh
120:26
nope
120:29
cool another key you or something
120:32
i'm going to go over there because there
120:34
was a key
120:36
right there
120:39
i remember you you're blue got you
120:42
don't have a weapon though i've got a
120:43
thor's hammer that's fine
120:48
okay
120:51
okay what is that
120:56
oh they're helping me
120:59
okay so they're like on my side
121:07
well this is cool where were all these
121:09
guys when i was fighting them
121:11
these guys are sick okay so that's like
121:13
my team
121:14
yeah like they're blue why are they
121:16
shooting each other
121:18
oh [ __ ] they died hey team
121:21
okay interesting
121:26
they got him now they're just killing
121:28
each other
121:30
my team are dumb my team are [ __ ]
121:32
idiots
121:33
cool i'm glad that i'm on their side
121:37
what are you weird ball thing what are
121:40
you weird ball thing
121:44
hey weird ball thing and i wonder what
121:48
you do
121:49
maybe i eat you oh i found the [ __ ]
121:51
infinity stone
121:52
i'm captain america okay
121:56
gun
122:03
oh what is that what is that what is
122:06
that i want that what is it i want the
122:07
gun
122:08
i want the gun
122:12
how do i get a gun it wants money but i
122:14
have no money
122:15
do you have any money i've have ammo i
122:18
want a gun
122:21
what counts as money what is that symbol
122:23
like a b
122:29
like a b
122:32
huh
122:36
anything in there nope
122:40
hmm did it take my thing
122:44
nope come on
122:47
take it i don't know what that thing is
122:51
it feels like it would be money okay
122:52
it's not money
122:56
my team are [ __ ] stupid all right
123:01
bunk all right thor it is
123:06
what are you
123:14
oh oh was that in the game or was that
123:18
me
123:19
a little bit weird a little bit weird
123:26
[ __ ] come here come here buddy
123:30
oh no missed no come on
123:33
come on
123:37
nothing why would they give me that
123:42
i can go see my friends maybe i could
123:43
get a gun off them
123:45
like well yeah i could get a gun off
123:47
from them yeah easy
123:50
what did i not open it
123:56
i thought i opened it
124:00
you pay the machine with bullets as the
124:02
currency
124:03
oh that would have been good to know oh
124:05
[ __ ] okay
124:06
i'll be like bullets oh okay do not open
124:10
i don't know if i can open it i don't
124:12
know if i can
124:17
money is ammo and ammo is money right
124:19
okay cool
124:36
hey right
124:41
maybe i could get out of there then and
124:43
go get a gun
124:46
how do i get out of here though can i
124:47
climb over that maybe
124:54
no i let go of you okay oh
124:58
what did i just hit dude
125:01
why are you there buddy chair
125:04
okay
125:08
what what
125:12
yeah okay let go eat
125:15
can i eat on that dude
125:18
you're useless you're useless
125:22
i can use that i can totally use that
125:23
ladder
125:25
it looks i always thought it looked like
125:26
a ladder
125:29
stop stop
125:32
okay
125:35
okay that's good wedged on the wall
125:38
right
125:40
that's not a ladder is it
125:44
okay come on ladder
125:49
great amazing amazing
125:54
am i just stuck why'd i yell like it was
125:57
actually a real thing
125:58
am i just stuck in here am i stupid now
126:01
can i get it oh wait that's not barbed
126:03
oh hello
126:10
what really really
126:14
can i climb this it just
126:20
why can i climb some things and not
126:22
others though
126:24
like can i climb this now
126:28
i don't think i can climb that am i done
126:30
it just i
126:31
like i went like that and i could climb
126:34
like can i do that
126:39
can i do that okay
126:43
i can do this why can't i only climb up
126:46
the side of it
126:48
i'm so strong i'm so strong captain
126:50
america
126:51
captain america captain america i'm
126:52
captain america push
126:54
come on dude out [ __ ] do a push-up do a
126:56
push-up do a push-up
126:58
right now use the cart and box to round
127:01
the wooden doors
127:02
there would oh that makes way more sense
127:04
but i totally could have done that too
127:08
on my hammer though
127:13
i don't like how some stuff works some
127:15
of the time though like force grab works
127:17
from like
127:18
50 meters away sometimes okay i'm just
127:21
going to plop that on there so i have to
127:22
carry it
127:24
right
127:28
ramming speed ramming sp dude
127:33
what the [ __ ] how did you do that
127:39
ramming speed ramming speed
127:43
okay ramming
127:49
right running speed
127:54
it's really slow really
127:57
really that's how you do it that's how
127:58
you do it the disguise
128:00
went really well went great
128:05
let go i'm not even grabbing you dude
128:11
okay like that maybe this is fine this
128:13
also works
128:15
wait do you open outwards
128:22
opens outwards doesn't it
128:41
we can cut that out though we can cut
128:43
that out we can cut that out
128:44
can you okay
128:48
we can cut that out the video
128:52
god damn it okay
128:57
oh do i go over there or do it
129:01
oh hello do i go in there
129:04
wait i was already in here right
129:11
i was already in here wait what
129:15
big brain moment shut up i was here
129:18
already
129:22
i was already here
129:25
what am i done
129:28
no cuts no butts no coconuts
129:33
am i i was already here though right
129:38
yeah wait that's where i came from well
129:44
i made what what was i not supposed to
129:47
be in there
129:49
was i not supposed to leave
129:54
huh huh
130:02
huh
130:07
what okay where was i supposed to go
130:21
come on bud thank you
130:24
where was i supposed to go i was like
130:40
buddy
130:43
oh i did nothing
130:48
no i glitched it i was already here
130:54
though
130:56
huh
131:08
what
131:18
i was already here
131:26
interesting vr tip do a pose
131:29
occasionally to make sure you are not at
131:32
the edge of your play space to
131:34
do a pose also i assume you're swinging
131:37
like a girl is part of the cosplay
131:40
shut up i'm not how do you want me to do
131:44
it every time just go
131:46
like that every time no oh my god i keep
131:48
wanting to itch my nose
131:50
where am i supposed to go i'm going to
131:54
assume
131:55
that i did it i don't know i completed
131:58
the game guys i did it
132:00
oh my god let me edge my nose i like
132:02
bridge of my nose zitchy and it's like
132:04
under the vr headset god damn it
132:06
right okay
132:09
oh my god did i do it i think i
132:13
completed the game boys
132:16
maybe i go into the uh maybe go into
132:18
that other room remember the the first
132:19
one i went
132:20
in if i don't get glitched inside
132:24
of a bin
132:28
okay yeah they're still unlocked i never
132:30
actually went in here
132:32
oh yeah this feels like something
132:41
that unlocks something i don't know what
132:43
it unlocked but like
132:46
got it got it okay
132:52
oh
133:00
okay
133:07
i don't know what the rest of it did
133:08
though
133:10
you're a door handle
133:14
oh [ __ ] you god damn it
133:21
oh interesting where's that though
133:28
okay pipes and edges are usually the
133:31
easiest to climb
133:33
up and then use the crouch button to
133:36
volt over
133:36
something okay
133:40
okay just don't know where the [ __ ] i'm
133:43
going though
133:44
pipes are like ladders remember
133:47
pipes are like ladders remember gotcha
134:00
[Music]
134:10
does it oh it does
134:14
it's just oh that's my wall okay cool
134:19
are you just doing this to make me look
134:20
dumb i can't tell where's my desk
134:23
and my desk is like there right ah
134:28
i feel like you're just doing this to
134:29
make me look dumb let me just go towards
134:31
the edge there okay
134:32
desks there got you
134:36
can i do that nice oh
134:39
hell yeah cool how much ammo do i have
134:41
still a lot
134:44
how do i like cool and i can oh
134:51
oh cool
134:54
got you now i have a real gun right
134:57
that's cool what do you do
134:59
you actually a door
135:02
no why do they even put a door there
135:06
then
135:08
can i knock that down that looks like
135:11
stairs
135:14
oh that's neat
135:19
i do enjoy that i don't like how the
135:21
game glitches out every now and then
135:22
though
135:25
oh oh that's what that was
135:29
all right got you
135:33
wasn't there a guy in here oh there you
135:36
are
135:37
oh
135:41
oh [ __ ]
135:46
oh yo yo you're big dumb
135:52
this is awesome holy [ __ ] this is fun
135:56
i could do this all day
136:00
oh no i meant to put you i just shot
136:03
myself
136:05
okay cool
136:08
right uh
136:11
huh so do i have to go
136:17
do i have to get up there i might have
136:20
to get up there
136:26
hmm
136:31
hell yeah dude thanks for the two months
136:32
sub thanks so much i wish i knew you
136:34
know hold on i'm going to find out your
136:35
name
136:38
i didn't tell me thank you though but
136:40
also blink tag thanks for the t-post
136:42
thing it doesn't tell me what your thing
136:45
was i'm so sorry but thanks so much for
136:46
two months up my dude
136:48
let go okay this i can climb up there's
136:52
basically a ladder
136:54
okay what if you're like three foot
136:56
nothing how hard would the game be then
136:59
oh muscle up
137:03
i'm pressing the jump button and it's
137:04
not really doing much okay cool
137:09
are you just like a loose bar
137:14
what even are you dude
137:18
right right
137:22
there's ammo there
137:27
oh [ __ ]
137:33
no i let go
137:42
cool no no no no
137:50
ah okay okay right i'm just gonna
137:56
cool there's some ammo what is this i
137:58
don't know what i even gained from doing
138:00
this
138:00
now i'm just up here this doesn't really
138:03
do me anything
138:11
can i like jump onto that and then i go
138:13
over there it didn't look like i could
138:15
can i move the entire structure over
138:20
are you going to open p.o boxes today no
138:23
i'm going to do that next time i'm going
138:24
to do that next stream because there's
138:25
just too many
138:26
there's legitimately just too many boxes
138:28
i would
138:29
it it's like if so the next po box
138:32
opening is probably going to be tailors
138:38
with you oh wait you can do that
138:41
what did i did i just delete what the
138:43
[ __ ] you can unassemble this thing
138:49
i i feel like abs why can i not climb
138:53
is it too slippery or some [ __ ] come on
138:56
give me that no
139:01
why is it i can climb it for a second
139:02
then not another
139:06
bruh why can i not climb this
139:11
i feel like i was strong and now i'm not
139:16
come on come on bud come on
139:29
why am i weaker in this game than i am
139:31
in real life
139:37
nailed it i'm so smart why is that just
139:39
stuck to that
139:43
what i feel like that's a glitch like it
139:46
shouldn't be there
139:48
okay either way i'm just gonna can i
139:50
just move it
139:53
can i just move it over there or
139:54
something why do i why does it want me
139:56
to just
139:56
be on it this game like sticks me to
139:58
things
140:01
i'm not grabbing you
140:06
okay get me off of that thing
140:09
okay there we go can i like park all my
140:12
way over there
140:14
how do i get up there
140:19
nope can't grab on to that apparently or
140:21
can i
140:24
i alright can i oh
140:28
wait
140:32
okay what about that nope
140:38
okay i guess grabbing doesn't count for
140:40
anything anymore this is really annoying
140:44
what how do i even do this how do i even
140:46
do this
140:48
okay i don't know how i do this um
140:52
can i move it enough
140:56
i don't know what i'm doing anymore
141:02
i don't know what i'm doing
141:09
what does this do
141:13
oh jesus [ __ ] oh damn
141:20
really that was the book
141:27
okay
141:32
look for the arrows on the wall and
141:34
remember that you can climb the yellow
141:36
pipes
141:37
oh all right yeah i feel like i already
141:40
figured it out
141:44
the writing on the wall hey buddies
141:52
stay back wait no they won't wake up
141:54
will they is that ammo
141:56
oh
142:00
wait
142:06
what if i like just like
142:09
can i just like
142:13
no can i like poke it off
142:18
hey oh [ __ ] you jesus
142:32
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
142:36
hey buddy i'm just gonna go over there
142:37
if you don't mind uh okay hold on
142:40
okay oh [ __ ]
142:51
you people slash things
142:54
god damn it that sucks
142:57
god damn it i didn't think it would just
143:00
freaking do that
143:05
oh down you go
143:12
what no i want to put you in behind me
143:17
go behind me
143:20
right this feels so cool but by the way
143:26
it really does feel cool
143:29
the pecking guns in this game are really
143:31
good yo
143:32
the void i'm very familiar with that
143:35
what if i drop my gun
143:36
just
143:41
cool i'm gonna john work the next one
143:43
i'm gonna bam right under the neck
143:46
under the neck yeah that's what i meant
143:47
to say wait
143:49
yes
143:55
i'm so cool look at me look at me being
143:57
cool look at me being cool
144:02
okay
144:08
very scary like it like it a lot
144:13
if i fall i'm going to be very upset and
144:16
angry and sad and not know what i'm
144:17
going what is going on
144:20
oh what why am i dying
144:23
oh oh
144:26
oh it was it was just red never mind
144:29
wait what am i
144:32
wait what
144:36
where was i just now wait what was i
144:39
there already
144:42
wait what just happened oh i pulled it
144:45
down
144:46
oh right okay i pulled it down i was
144:50
wondering why i didn't move anywhere
144:53
in okay
144:56
right all right okay that's as far as
145:00
that goes down all right
145:04
nice
145:08
okay cool
145:13
okay there's a guy there there's like a
145:16
weird jumbled mess of them
145:24
are they alive or are they dead i don't
145:25
know
145:28
nothing for me yet
145:34
loads of those things that i'm supposed
145:35
to put somewhere
145:37
i don't know what i'm doing yet though
145:50
okay
145:54
[ __ ] you
145:58
i guess that's something t-pose
146:02
where's my thing okay cool
146:07
right [ __ ]
146:14
hammer hammer hammer
146:23
why is it oh no not not now
146:28
why can i not just put you behind my
146:32
head
146:34
okay i'm grabbing my like hair every
146:38
time i do that
146:42
it's very loud thanks so much for
146:44
whatever that was i
146:45
it sounded like a whoa
146:51
oh
147:00
interesting
147:15
interesting interesting
147:20
interesting so i can't stand on it
147:23
without it like breaking basically
147:27
right or without it going down
147:32
i wonder what they do yeah i wonder what
147:35
those like red things do
147:42
terrifying hey red things oh my god
147:46
that's terrifying
147:49
what do you do buddy
147:56
oh wait can i like oh [ __ ]
148:01
don't know where i'm going don't know
148:02
where i'm going
148:07
okay so far so good
148:10
so far so good
148:18
right now what do i do now i'm just
148:21
stranded down here
148:25
let go now what do i do can i go up
148:33
oh [ __ ] am i [ __ ] now
148:38
please don't fall please don't fall
148:39
please don't fall please don't fall
148:40
please don't fall please don't fall
148:41
please don't fall
148:42
i'll freak out okay cool
148:45
what did that change okay well i brought
148:49
the thing over here
148:52
because i thought that was what i was
148:53
supposed to do so i brought a thing i
148:55
brought one of those boxes
148:57
how do i get out of here now can i am i
149:00
just oh wait no do i have to like
149:07
hmm
149:14
oh i know i know i know i know i know
149:18
and then i think that
149:22
maybe maybe doing that
149:25
oh [ __ ]
149:30
i shift you on that
149:34
yeah right now will that go down to like
149:37
that level
149:42
yes okay and then
149:46
i don't have to walk on all that
149:47
[ __ ] and then i can just walk
149:49
straight across right
149:53
yeah oh i'm so smart
149:57
oh baby oh baby boy let's go
150:00
all right do i need another one of those
150:02
boxes though
150:03
i feel like i'm supposed to get up there
150:06
no
150:07
what does this button do
150:14
right oh and then i'm gonna like
150:18
grab on to that maybe yeah okay
150:22
yeah i can see that all right
150:25
this game's so easy i know exactly what
150:28
i'm doing
150:30
this is very rare for me i barely know
150:32
what i'm doing in minecraft let alone
150:34
i can bone works
150:38
okay let's sprint let's sprint let's
150:41
sprint let's sprint i want to get there
150:42
quickly i know exactly what i got to do
150:45
i think
150:48
and then can i like throw it on there
150:53
baba booey where the [ __ ] did you go
150:59
bubble boy nope
151:05
unless i can like park all my way onto
151:08
that
151:09
maybe maybe
151:12
how do i get up there ladder a box
151:16
i could use a box maybe i could use a
151:18
box put a box there go over there
151:23
i guess why not
151:27
i need a box though i don't have a box
151:29
can i use one of the metal boxes
151:31
oh hey bud hey buddy you're mine now oh
151:34
wait let's make sure you're fine
151:36
wait hold on let me just
151:39
okay let me just make sure you're not
151:40
gonna get moved
151:43
like go over there okay cool now you
151:49
follow me
151:53
don't move the box don't move the box
151:56
need that box to survive
152:07
oh i've got it i got it i got it
152:10
come on
152:21
nice nice that doesn't look tall enough
152:25
to me
152:27
oh it might be ah why are you going
152:29
backwards
152:32
oh i'm insane american ninja warrior who
152:39
come on dude my hand's not even there
152:41
okay
152:44
let me up let me up let me up let me up
152:47
you have to crouch
152:50
oh my god okay let's go let's go
152:53
let's go just going let's go just let go
152:58
please let go
152:59
let go of what the [ __ ] where's my thing
153:02
where's my setup
153:04
where's my setup at i keep walking
153:07
forward where am i gonna hit
153:09
i think i might set up my desks over
153:11
there yeah okay you're my
153:19
the desk calling an emergency meeting
153:20
for all money buddy all of minto west is
153:23
on
153:24
oh that's the guy's a cool editor it's
153:26
crazy over here i have no idea didn't
153:27
know he was in this
153:28
like nobody else can log in the system
153:31
talking frozen
153:32
might have something to do with it so if
153:34
you can make your way to the poor tower
153:36
you might be able to manually be
153:37
starting okay got you i gotta restart a
153:40
thing
153:41
sick wait this is bullets oh please be a
153:44
gun please be a gun please be a gun
153:48
oh [ __ ] it's that
153:54
what no
153:57
no you give me you dude i can't see what
154:01
i'm doing
154:02
okay let me move over there move over
154:04
there okay then we move
154:07
where am i right let's go over like that
154:10
okay
154:11
cool right
154:14
time to go [ __ ] just i don't
154:18
have to waste a bullet on this
154:20
what if i can just oh come on this would
154:22
be so cool if i could
154:24
oh that's so cool
154:28
wait um
154:31
okay nevermind
154:35
thank you come on dude
154:52
i'm insane right
154:58
right buddy why do i why do i need this
155:02
though what am i gonna go kill
155:10
hey bud this way
155:14
should i avoid that too
155:17
many rigid bodies
155:20
[Music]
155:21
oh you're not gonna oh [ __ ]
155:28
really
155:33
where the [ __ ] am i now
155:38
dude
155:42
where the [ __ ] am i
155:52
oh
155:57
yup nope
156:01
[ __ ] me
156:05
what just happened to me what just
156:08
happened to me
156:10
wait where's my gun wait where's my gun
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where's my gun
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oh no i should have put an object oh my
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god my gun
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oh no my gun no
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[ __ ] i'm oh dude i'm screwed okay fine
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then fine fine fine
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what the [ __ ] is that just glitched
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it's metal okay oh i'm so dumb thanks so
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much for the sub i think
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i don't know if i don't know what that
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noise was really thinking it was that
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look out look up
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ah okay i shouldn't be there then i
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should be there i should be there sorry
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this way
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[Music]
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okay maybe my team will come in with the
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with the
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with the big guns maybe they'll be cool
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i'm insane john john john smith john
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wick
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[ __ ] john wick okay i'm gonna be john
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wick a sec how many bullets do i have do
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you reckon
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whoa [ __ ] me not many not enough okay
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how do i
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hey buddy hey buddy hey
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gotcha this is great i'm doing great
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what is behind here hey buddy
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hey buddy hey bud whoa
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okay
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okay can i like no
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oh [ __ ] this is really really cool but
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still i'm running out of ammo
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hey bud oh i didn't reload [ __ ] i'm
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gonna die now okay hey
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hey bud hey friend hey friend i stop
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i still have a bullet left you know i'm
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so sorry you
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coming at me too freaky
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why do my bullets have like five rounds
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in each
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[Music]
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cool but there's more ammo everywhere
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else
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ah that was rifle ammo
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i think i don't know
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right where the [ __ ] am i supposed to go
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[Music]
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so they spawn in through there
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i guess hey those are the guys with the
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balls for the legs
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give me
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you something i need to [ __ ] with
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um i gotta turn something back on
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but i don't know what or where it is
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um doesn't look like i need to be over
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there
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oh maybe that you look like something
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yep that's probably definitely something
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let me check this out first though
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i should get the bin lid i should
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totally get the bin lid
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oh interesting
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where am i now
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oh [ __ ] f1 n does not need to learn girl
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voice just keep scaring him and it will
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be as high as a
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that's pretty much the point where i'm
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at right now dude
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i just heard the guy say hey
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guns no good i'd argue that gun's very
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good what is this even
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the [ __ ] crash spaceship what the
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[ __ ] is this well either way
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i want this thing
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did i really go all the way up here just
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for one crate of ammo
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what is anything there no
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[ __ ] [ __ ] okay fine then
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uh bye-bye
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is this a thing that i can open it is
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oh hey i remember this place
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hey buddy hey dude you're a friend
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though right
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you're cool
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had to make sure thanks mike
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sorry bud uh
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officers dev team what is this
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playroom okay this is very interesting
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for this type of game
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i i think i'm abandoning the main
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storyline here
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prepare thyself
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gotcha oh
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i just shot myself in the leg okay my
161:22
gun's still there okay go
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that's me i need a key [ __ ] where's my
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key
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uh there's gotta be a key oh [ __ ] that's
161:33
something
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oh [ __ ] you no i'm not doing this again
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okay
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is this something that i can do
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okay
161:49
still need a key though don't know where
161:52
the key is though
161:58
remember that what okay
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okay come on bud come on buddy come on
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buddy
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come on bud
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up we go come on i'm climbing but i'm
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not
162:14
what are you
162:18
i found an achievement
162:22
kick it it is look at me i'm not kicking
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anything
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nope really
162:30
really now i'm in a box
162:34
something tells me this is a glitch i'm
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in a box
162:38
i'm in a box i'm am i just stuck forever
162:42
now
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oh [ __ ] that's not good
162:53
that's not good
162:59
my arms we swim out
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dude i am stuck so bad and i don't know
163:06
how to climb this
163:08
i'm stuck so bad i'm stuck though i'm
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stuck
163:12
i'm actually stuck come on bud
163:18
come on bud come on come on bud okay
163:21
come on come on come on
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no dude i'm in a oh
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my chance come on yes
163:30
yes oh no
163:34
wait i can't get up there anymore though
163:36
that's not good
163:37
now i can't get up there but i want to
163:39
be up there [ __ ]
163:41
[ __ ] how do i get up there now it's kind
163:44
of [ __ ] isn't it
163:45
can i like reset
163:48
can i reset can i replay god damn can i
163:51
reset back to where i was
163:52
can i just stand there let me out i want
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to reset i want to go back to where it
163:56
was i want to go in there
163:58
what is in there dude i want to go in
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there
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[ __ ] okay maybe another another time
164:08
i don't know i can't get in there
164:09
anymore right am i just screwed for that
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yep i don't know okay
164:20
all right i'm just gonna kill everything
164:21
i feel like i'm about done with playing
164:22
boneworks for today
164:23
again
164:26
yeah i shot you in the head
164:30
three times in the neck and then once in
164:32
the head and you live
164:38
enjoy the rest of the stream
164:41
don't worry i'm about i'm almost done
164:44
with the stream as well don't worry
164:46
all right i'm gonna go see what i can
164:48
kill and then uh
164:58
what
165:02
what
165:06
okay i'm going to see what i can kill
165:12
well this isn't terrifying
165:16
okay well this is just how many times
165:19
can i be stuck in a box
165:24
wonder what you are oh well hmm
165:29
what if i just walk in here i can't do
165:32
that
165:32
yeah i don't know what i'm doing now
165:34
whoa [ __ ] i don't know what i'm doing
165:36
now okay i'm like getting motion sick
165:43
i don't know what i'm doing now it's
165:45
just confused
165:49
oh over there hey buds hey buddies
165:55
i just like where's my mom where's my
165:58
setup where's my setup
166:02
i'm over there okay hold on is my desk
166:05
okay that's my desk i'm gonna shoot you
166:07
guys
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come here buddy hey
166:14
whoa thought that would hit
166:19
that didn't work that didn't work that
166:20
didn't work that didn't work that didn't
166:22
work
166:24
[ __ ] jesus okay
166:27
and then i just just give me a second
166:29
but
166:30
it's not really doing much one sec
166:34
there we go
166:43
one second bro all right why is that
166:46
another one of those ball things
166:52
be damaged okay can you
166:55
[ __ ] off i don't care whoa
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interesting
167:03
i don't know what to do with this
167:06
what is this even there's something in
167:10
there
167:11
i can't tell how do i like
167:15
okay not really sure what to do with
167:19
this
167:22
i really don't know what i'm doing
167:32
i don't know what i'm doing okay i'm
167:33
about done all right [ __ ] i think that's
167:35
gonna be it for today
167:38
holy [ __ ] i reached the point of
167:40
exhaustion and confusion
167:44
oh my god okay let me change
167:57
oh [ __ ] for next
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vr stream there's apps out there that
168:03
integrate your chat into your vr hud
168:06
okay that was fun i think the next one
168:09
the next stream i'm gonna do i don't
168:11
know if it'll be vr i
168:12
i don't know i think i want to play with
168:14
vr on my own but also
168:16
oh my god vr's real
168:20
feels way better in real life but no
168:23
i'm gonna i'm gonna be doing the taylor
168:25
unboxing next room i think holy [ __ ]
168:27
i've been waiting for so long just to do
168:29
the taylor unboxing and now i finally
168:31
can
168:31
and while i do look as hot as [ __ ] i
168:33
gotta end the stream today
168:35
oh my god my hair's an absolute mess
168:38
holy [ __ ]
168:40
oh my goodness who gave him a gun oh
168:43
damn
168:44
i did [ __ ] real serpent thank
168:47
you so much for the 20 gifted subs
168:49
holy [ __ ] yeah we're gradually trying to
168:51
get the uh the sub goal up again because
168:53
i keep
168:53
playing video games and then yeah well
168:56
look how
169:06
should cosplay an actual grill just to
169:09
throw people off
169:10
what do you mean cosplay an actual girl
169:12
i don't know what you're talking about
169:15
why you think i'm something else anyway
169:18
um
169:20
i'll see you guys in the next one this
169:22
was a really fun stream i didn't think
169:23
i'd go for like three hours just in vr
169:25
but boneworks really got me
169:26
got me fricked i'm gonna play this more
169:30
i think
169:31
he's a girl a grill like a george
169:34
foreman grill
169:36
that'd be great i'm gonna go order
169:37
dominoes if i still can i'm going to eat
169:39
a lot of food i'm going to play vr i'm
169:41
going to have a goddamn
169:42
great time today so i'll see you in the
169:45
next one thanks so much
169:46
please come out to the next one i'm
169:48
having fun again oh i know i wanted to
169:50
say by the way
169:51
i'm kind of updating stuff a little bit
169:53
i've put this in the group chat with uh
169:55
with a lot of people before
169:57
but for the people that come out to my
169:58
stream every like every time i stream
170:00
[ __ ] hell yeah dude but i'm gonna be
170:04
just
170:05
taking a little bit of a breather from
170:06
streaming not like a break
170:08
more just like i'm you're probably gonna
170:12
know what i'm streaming maybe a day
170:13
beforehand or less like within the day
170:16
i'll update you on instagram and stuff
170:18
but i don't want to stick to a streaming
170:19
schedule i feel like i wasn't having any
170:21
fun
170:21
did you guys like okay first pre like
170:25
chat give me a poll real quick
170:27
did you guys like did you guys kind of
170:29
get the vibe that i wasn't enjoying
170:30
myself the last like
170:31
four streams because i wasn't i was just
170:35
like
170:35
it felt too much like a job and i don't
170:37
like that i just kind of want to have
170:38
fun with it you know
170:39
like [ __ ] like this like you want to be
170:41
able to plan content and just
170:42
kind of have fun with it you know so
170:45
i don't know i kind of want to i want to
170:48
just have fun and this was really fun i
170:50
like being excited about streaming i was
170:51
like really hyped up to stream today
170:53
and i want to keep doing that and i
170:54
don't want to stream when i don't want
170:56
to you know what i mean or it's not fun
170:57
for anyone
170:58
so yeah i will see you in the next
171:00
stream
171:02
i hope that i hope that some fun clips
171:04
come out of this one
171:06
i'll see you in the next one boys thank
171:07
you
171:11
did you guys see my butt by the way in
171:12
that stream please don't i think i hope
171:14
you didn't
171:15
[ __ ] bye