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how we now
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oh my god way better to stream yeah
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apparently
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back okay cool it's not that it's not
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the phone it's literally the
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connection like we're in a building and
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there's no like uh
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there's nothing in there that can like
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connect to uh
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the facetime call that we're on
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but yeah oh my god i'm getting uh
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so reese's getting uh reese's grabbing
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some sandwiches some [ __ ] like that some
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crisps maybe
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she's looking for just quick food that
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we can buy although she's all
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over there i'm not even near the
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entrance so i don't
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and also i don't know if you've heard
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that when i was talking before but i am
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in an area i've
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literally never [ __ ] been to in my
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entire life
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how's the quality of the thing though by
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the way because apparently we're
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doing okay don't know how the sound is
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then how
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anything is good
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sweet quality good [ __ ] yeah
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i get a lot of looks
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okay
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[Applause]
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seems relatively chill i don't film
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there because there's a cash point there
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and people think i'm being all shitty
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okay
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i hate public dude for trying to stream
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outside with in the public it'll be way
01:30
better in a park
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way way way better but for now
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not the best now not the best idea
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where's my reason mirrors is inside
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she's like i'm outside the shop right
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now she's inside
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getting presumably hopefully sandwiches
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although i won't know whether she's come
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out or not
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because i don't know whether her phoning
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me makes a difference
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even if she has a phone on her i don't
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know
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it could be [ __ ] anything how to get
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stabbed 101. it is
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mid-day
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51 cent massive pros killed me razer
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that's what happened off camera the
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camera went
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down i took the opportunity finally did
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her in
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for making so much mess in my bedroom
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and my [ __ ] office
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and downstairs the kitchen is awful
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[Applause]
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the conservatory where she does all the
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streams and [ __ ] is it working it is
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battle check oh no dude we're on like
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100 i've charged it before we left
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uh although i'm just waiting for her now
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which is always fun
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good
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oh my god the uber's uber's back's gonna
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be really fun she's get
02:46
i see she vented
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that sucks dude because we lost we lost
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like half the people in the stream
02:54
because of it being scuffed
02:56
but the time is still running though for
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the 24 hour stream
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hopefully this is gonna be fine i'm just
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like hiding kind of thing dude i'm just
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hiding i look so sketchy
03:06
that looks so [ __ ] weird badly
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because i'm a guy voice in [ __ ] heels
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and [ __ ]
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and yes i am in heels and [ __ ] i'm gonna
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go over here again
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let's go on a walk
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discounts in front of our stream it is
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selfie stick weird
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it's fun though it makes my job a lot
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easier although it is like
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a bit disconcerting
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maybe a small shop would have been
03:38
better it wouldn't be as insulated from
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4g or 5g or anything
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this is the most popular as the store
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yeah i guess
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it's the first one on uber anyway oh
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[ __ ] it lord
03:50
[ __ ] yeah thanks for the sub i did not
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show up correctly at all
03:54
we followed no i'm just walking around
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11am how tired are you very [ __ ]
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tired
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extremely [ __ ] died i'm hoping she
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buys red bull too
04:10
i'm hoping she brought a card on it she
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has a card on her to pay for it all
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but i'm not in that i can't really like
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i can't really say what she's buying or
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not because i can't come in there and
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stream
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because the [ __ ] signal will drop out
04:26
i'm gonna die
04:28
sleep stream it might be i'm gonna sleep
04:30
right here right now
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on some fucker's poor car
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[Applause]
04:37
yeah hello
04:42
11 51 let's [ __ ] go wait are you
04:45
timing it what is that what's happening
04:46
or is this just the time in your country
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i don't even know what time it is back
04:52
to uber it might have to be
04:55
it might have to be
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i'll call on maurice's cell phone next
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time
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called jupiter you look so tired i'm so
05:06
[ __ ] tired
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i should have i don't know how scuffed
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it is though
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like kind of not as scuffed as i
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as it was
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[Applause]
05:20
looked great on my camera on my side i
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look great i don't know how the
05:23
connection's coming through for you
05:25
but dude where'd you buy your hair
05:29
[ __ ] uh hairdresser you can get them
05:31
on like if you actually really want hair
05:33
extensions
05:34
any just google like russian hair
05:36
extensions someone's taking a picture of
05:37
me right now
05:38
[Applause]
05:40
uh yeah just google it you can find
05:43
awesome stuff they're all like real [ __ ]
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so
05:47
[Applause]
05:49
someone took a picture of me bro
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i just turned around like that no she's
05:56
like trying to be slick about it too
05:59
did not work very well at all
06:06
no it's like a well it's like a girl
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with like that daughter or something
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oh god i'm upset i'm uh
06:16
so awkward anyway let's see if i can
06:17
find marisa oh she's came at the store
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yeah
06:21
i'll finish it'd be really lucky if i
06:23
caught her coming out the store just
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randomly
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i assumed she'd call me right i think
06:27
although i don't know what happens when
06:28
the stream like when i go off the app
06:31
if i go off the app or someone calls me
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does the stream just end can i try it
06:35
once like i'm gonna try something
06:36
i'm gonna see what happens if i do this
06:38
sorry and now we're open
06:41
did that do anything what happened are
06:43
we back now
06:45
okay f idiot okay cool that went back
06:49
are we good
06:49
we're back okay cool
06:53
it lagged ended stream oh okay
06:56
interesting interesting
07:00
interesting i'm glad i know what happens
07:02
now so if any time i exit the app i bet
07:03
you the same thing happens if i turn my
07:05
phone off too
07:06
they'll do a nice smiley face before we
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do that next time
07:12
i suck dude okay i found my i found a
07:14
good spot my lighting is okay
07:16
my uh stream doesn't seem to be cutting
07:20
out at all
07:21
really [ __ ] good i almost want to
07:23
turn 5g back on
07:26
because it was faster when we're outside
07:29
it works so well
07:30
plus i got like a little tripod thing i
07:32
could hook up anything
07:34
there's like no tables nobody i would do
07:36
it but i can't
07:37
i have an idea dude a lot of people just
07:40
leave their shopping carts around bro
07:44
i'm gonna take it it's now my shopping
07:45
cart give me a second i have an idea
07:48
why do people do this [ __ ] okay
07:53
siri opened i just accidentally opened
07:56
siri
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it hurt its [ __ ] stupid ass name dude
08:03
okay right what if i did this
08:08
all right all right what a class idea
08:11
hold on
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no shot bucko
08:26
this is working pretty well
08:31
hey what a great idea i just had
08:37
oh [ __ ] hey
08:40
pretty good this worked pretty damn well
08:45
[Applause]
08:46
we can have a chat
08:50
this looks [ __ ] cool i'll just do it
08:52
see ya give me a minute
08:54
[Applause]
08:56
ah goddamn she's still not out
09:00
i'm hurting i'm hurting she's still not
09:02
out pov you are groceries
09:14
[Applause]
09:18
imagine get stolen the whole shopping
09:20
cart and everything
09:22
this is such a [ __ ] spot to have a
09:24
shopping cart too because like
09:26
it's just saying it's dude it's behind
09:28
like a mini building do a backflip what
09:29
do you think i'm [ __ ] spiderman
09:45
pov you're the as the grocery
09:49
they ask the groceries though
09:52
okay
09:55
no no [ __ ] sugary cereal go [ __ ]
09:58
yourself
09:59
what do you want to be a [ __ ] little
10:01
[ __ ] huh
10:05
oh okay let's see if i can like turn
10:07
this [ __ ] around
10:08
there we go and now we're back to normal
10:10
oh dude i'm so smart
10:12
i'm so smart mom keeps cursing
10:16
sorry people
10:20
getting kidnapped in a shopping cart
10:22
nonetheless
10:23
when me ariza calls me i'll see like uh
10:27
yeah when mirrors calls me i'll see the
10:29
stream will probably go down if the
10:30
stream just goes down it's because
10:31
mirrors is calling me
10:32
and i'll just say i'm outside i'll
10:35
notice i should call her
10:38
but maybe i'll check back here no no see
10:40
what she's doing
10:41
she's not just standing outside waiting
10:42
for me now okay good
10:44
okay good cool it's enough
10:47
good good cool cool
10:51
is this your real huh i guess
10:53
technically now it is
11:02
you see legs
11:10
nice mom can we get me some fish and
11:14
chips yeah by the way how's the sound
11:15
because there's a bunch of cars
11:17
and then they're loud too does it sound
11:19
like picking up me more isn't it sound
11:20
picking up cosmo
11:22
no one's complained about it but i
11:23
imagine it's [ __ ] awful
11:26
still okay okay room room
11:29
room for the outfit thank you
11:32
good old coat it is not as hard as the
11:34
outside as i thought it was going to be
11:35
to be honest with you but i'm glad i got
11:36
the coach so i can just hey what's up
11:38
all right how'd you know i was over here
11:40
i was hiding what did you get
11:42
i'm stream snapping oh how'd you see how
11:44
do you know where i was
11:45
oh can we order the uber from your phone
11:47
because every time i go off the app it
11:48
just dies
11:49
i'm not risking it what i'm not i can
11:52
just mute the stream
11:54
i can literally just mute it he says
11:55
thank you
11:57
you're like oh hey by the way i'm not i
12:00
don't want to risk it
12:01
okay stream's gonna go off for a few
12:03
minutes from stream's gonna go for like
12:05
30 seconds okay i'm gonna order a new
12:07
uber to the
12:09
oh no
12:17
that was a covid right there i think we
12:19
just saw a covered
12:20
maybe they want to arrest someone oh
12:23
jesus christ
12:24
okay stream's gonna go down for like 30
12:26
seconds i will see you in a second
12:27
and dude it's gonna pause on us