00:00
quite thoroughly away from my house now
00:04
i think we're good are we good are we
00:05
here i can't tell if we're here yet
00:09
we need to make sure that we're good
00:11
okay
00:12
we good while we're back refreshed okay
00:16
we're back
00:17
hey boys i want to get out the road
00:21
though
00:23
we're now quite thoroughly away from my
00:24
house i thought i'd like
00:26
walk for a few minutes just to like you
00:28
know
00:30
you know not be in my area it also comes
00:33
with this side
00:34
also not really told me about this but
00:36
um apparently wind exists this [ __ ]
00:38
like the air moves who the [ __ ] knew
00:41
that
00:43
the air just moves around dude and if
00:45
you have a skirt like i've got on
00:47
it's absolutely hot garbage to do
00:49
anything with
00:52
so that's fun
00:58
what just happened oh let me get out the
01:00
road
01:03
let's go over here oh yeah i did a coat
01:06
too because
01:06
i literally opened my front door i was
01:08
like nope bad plan very bad idea very
01:10
bad plan
01:13
although the coat does leave a lot of
01:16
room for
01:16
everyone saying that i'm in flybys and
01:18
like fish nets and [ __ ] so that's
01:20
super fun
01:23
chat's so big on my screen
01:28
hype trainer [ __ ] what happened oh [ __ ]
01:32
what happened
01:33
i think someone gifted a bunch of subs
01:35
and i can't tell what it was
01:37
where should we go
01:40
where should we go
01:43
um hmm
01:47
that's a nice place
01:50
everything's all residential around here
01:52
there's nothing really interesting to
01:53
say
01:54
i wish we were in like london oh she go
01:55
to london i should totally go to london
01:59
hmm oh no i'm shrek again oh god this
02:02
brings back so many [ __ ] memories
02:04
remember remember all this [ __ ] the
02:06
yellow ass lights
02:08
i turn into goddamn shrek because the
02:10
camera is trying to adjust
02:13
like where where should we go
02:17
i need like a big white light i need
02:20
like a flashlight
02:22
let's go somewhere where the lights
02:23
aren't orange
02:27
which is nowhere
02:29
[Music]
02:31
hmm where's it good at let's go up here
02:35
let's go over here the lights are going
02:37
to be like this shitty all the way up
02:38
though
02:39
that's so annoying [ __ ] it we're gonna
02:42
be shrek for a while chat
02:47
because i can like loop around here
02:49
anyway so we'll go up here
02:53
we'll go up here and i'll go explore
02:55
because i can loop back around
02:58
and uh yeah and now in the stream
03:01
before you can see my road slash my
03:04
general
03:04
neighborhood taco bell oh my god i wish
03:08
we had taco bell in the uk
03:10
taco bell is the best [ __ ] fast food
03:12
i've ever had
03:13
maybe it just says something about fast
03:14
food here but like
03:16
big chain fast food restaurants burger
03:18
king's okay
03:20
mcdonald's is okay taco bell was great
03:23
then again i only had taco bell when i
03:25
was
03:25
absolutely shit-faced in glasgow because
03:28
there's only two of them in the uk i
03:30
think
03:32
i think one of them's in london and one
03:34
of them is in glasgow
03:36
and had the opportunity to go to the one
03:38
in glasgow i think that's true
03:40
then again i'm kind of just guessing
03:45
we've already seen your road though yeah
03:48
but i'm not exactly gonna go show it
03:49
again
03:50
why would i like voluntarily give out my
03:52
address
03:54
oh these heels they're fine i can walk
03:57
in them great
03:58
but a lot of walking in hills is still
04:00
walking in hills you know
04:03
i have one in bournemouth what the [ __ ]
04:06
how many are there
04:07
one of them should really come into
04:08
birmingham that'd be nice my city would
04:10
vastly benefit from a taco bell
04:12
especially if they did delivery oh my
04:15
god
04:16
i [ __ ] love that
04:19
i like walking in hills do you really
04:21
now it's not exactly a fun exercise
04:27
did tucker but what the [ __ ]
04:30
there's 29 god i'm an idiot i thought it
04:33
was two
04:36
why is there none near me then taco
04:39
bell's great
04:40
if there's one near me then i'll
04:41
actually drive to it i'll drive for an
04:43
hour
04:44
okay i'll get an uber drive for an hour
04:47
to get to taco bell
04:48
i want to try it again when i'm not like
04:50
when i'm sober
04:52
is it it's probably better trunk
04:55
i don't remember what exactly i had i
04:57
think i'd like a vegetarian
04:58
version of the crunchwrap supreme and
05:01
then
05:03
i think i had a uh something that was
05:05
like
05:07
very akin to cheesy fries remember
05:09
having that when i was drunk it was
05:10
really really good
05:14
go over here now
05:19
oh wait i think i know where i am i
05:21
think i know where i am
05:23
i've actually been over here yet i think
05:26
i know the road that i'm supposed to go
05:27
down
05:29
i'm not certain though
05:36
do you have chick-fil-a we don't have
05:37
chick-fil-a either it sucks i mean then
05:39
again i wouldn't be able to have it
05:40
anyway i'm vegetarian
05:42
now i'm too hot honestly the now i've
05:45
got some exercise in the coat's [ __ ]
05:46
too
05:47
hot dude hold on now it's too hot
05:52
god i'm just warm
05:56
i can wear a coat like this car coming
06:01
but be careful though it's fine take it
06:04
off
06:05
i might i might i might
06:11
[Music]
06:14
i'm like why [ __ ] is my hair doing i
06:17
can't actually see anything going on on
06:18
screen
06:19
i can basically just see chat but i
06:20
can't ever see me
06:23
i can't like i only see my face when i'm
06:25
sitting like here
06:30
there you go there's your screenshot of
06:31
the walker
06:34
but my connection good
06:38
my everything is good oh my god
06:41
no pain no gain this is
06:44
it's so sad to say but now that i've got
06:47
the scooter and stuff
06:49
i genuinely don't walk anywhere so this
06:52
is
06:52
probably the most you're about you're
06:54
witnessing the most exercise i've had
06:56
in uh
07:02
a month no no a week
07:05
i went on a bike ride and i almost threw
07:07
up
07:09
i had i i can't exercise man i'm so bad
07:11
at it cardio is just so awful
07:14
i used to be so good at it too i know i
07:17
don't think i was ever good at running
07:18
or walking
07:19
but weightlifting pull-ups
07:23
calisthenics stuff like that i would
07:24
used to be so so good at it
07:26
and now i'm not because i'm just oh my
07:30
god
07:31
hold on can you see this hold on you
07:33
can't where the [ __ ]
07:35
you can't even sit hold on look at this
07:39
do you see like does that not look like
07:42
a [ __ ] person up there
07:44
watching oh god scared the [ __ ] out of
07:47
me
07:49
like corner of my house like oh my god
07:52
genuinely because i thought i had like
07:53
rustling in the bushes too i was just
07:55
like
07:56
jesus wait
07:59
doesn't it yeah it takes like a whole
08:02
minute for me to see
08:04
the reaction from you guys so sorry
08:06
about that
08:07
the stripper walking home i'm not a
08:09
stripper
08:10
i'm not okay fine i might look like one
08:13
i might look like one right now
08:19
sure you don't have like 2k a little bit
08:22
less than 2k then
08:24
you get me walking around a block just
08:25
like a stripper fine
08:28
i'll do the last little stretch fully
08:29
with the coat off because it's not
08:30
actually that
08:31
it's not actually that nice anymore bust
08:33
up
08:36
okay wait just hang out like that no
08:39
probably don't go that low down um
08:42
how about like how about like
08:46
you just sit there like that just give
08:49
me a minute i can't really
08:50
do anything about it for a second
08:54
hope you enjoy the fire hydrant
09:03
dude my arms are legitimately like
09:05
sweating that's how like
09:07
warm i am
09:16
hi there we go yeah this is a lot better
09:20
actually
09:24
oh my god okay let's see if i can't
09:27
find my glove to put back on there we go
09:31
and then we're fully in the outfit
09:35
but walking i'm walking here
09:40
[ __ ] me
09:41
[Applause]
09:44
sorry you're very wobbly right now but
09:46
there's not a lot i can do to control
09:48
the camera to be honest with you oh [ __ ]
09:51
dude getting a glove on with one hand is
09:53
not
09:54
very fun especially when it's a tight
09:56
glove
09:58
[ __ ]
10:01
so sorry i'm trying so hard i can't get
10:05
it on
10:06
you're just it's almost remarkable how
10:08
much you're wobbling there we go this
10:10
should be a little bit more stable
10:12
stare at my arm here for a second oh my
10:15
god
10:16
almost there almost there oh my god
10:20
almost there almost there almost there
10:26
there we go pretty much there
10:43
there we go perfect
10:53
what are you talking about now
10:56
finn why are you so brave what it's like
11:01
it's my city dude oh that was a guy
11:04
it's my city dude plus it's nice it's
11:07
like it's one of those things right sure
11:10
technically it's
11:11
probably not the best neighborhood on
11:12
earth but i grew up here i kind of know
11:15
it in and out at a certain point
11:18
i know the type of people i know to
11:19
handle myself i grew up here
11:21
you know and under all this don't worry
11:24
still pretty [ __ ]
11:26
see my lighting at home makes it look
11:28
makes it look like i'm weak
11:29
but really very strong
11:34
so also you don't know what i've got in
11:37
my pocket
11:40
that looks so [ __ ] bad though why is
11:42
it gonna be so dark
11:48
who turned the [ __ ] skylight off holy
11:50
[ __ ]
11:55
what are y'all talking about
11:58
oh fast [ __ ]
12:03
it's such a steep hill it's genuinely
12:05
quite a steep hill
12:08
okay look at that strength
12:14
it's so steep i'm gonna walk on the road
12:17
it's this is what [ __ ] this is so
12:20
[ __ ] janky oh my
12:28
[Music]
12:33
i couldn't stop walking if i wanted to
12:40
i'm just falling i'm just falling slowly
12:44
in the [ __ ] hills
12:52
this is a very steep hill okay
12:55
okay we're good now we're good
12:58
oh my god i've gained i've gained compo
13:02
look it's a steep hill
13:04
it's such a steep hill ah
13:07
it's also cold or at least it's windy
13:11
ugh it takes me a hot minute whenever i
13:13
go outside
13:15
i don't know whether this is everyone
13:16
it's just my [ __ ] coat
13:19
god damn it
13:22
turns out running down a hill with a
13:24
coat tied to you
13:25
it's not exactly the best method of
13:27
keeping it there
13:33
hey my neighborhood's really great
13:37
my neighborhood's great oh man well
13:40
this isn't really my neighborhood but
13:42
still my city is so nice
13:45
so nice and not sketch anyway
13:55
almost back boys
13:59
almost back no we're not actually
14:02
well we're not almost back but we're
14:06
almost about to end the stream
14:08
i think unless i missed a turning
14:11
i don't think i did though
14:15
no hopefully not
14:18
yeah pretty much in
14:22
about a minute maybe two minutes i'm
14:24
gonna end
14:25
just so i can walk home and not show off
14:28
where i live
14:28
look how [ __ ] hold on one sec what's
14:30
up what's that
14:32
damn dude you know when people ask
14:36
if i've got like if i like got a boob
14:39
job
14:39
hold on one sec i can kind of see why
14:43
they ask
14:45
like god damn bro
14:49
goddamn i mean if it wasn't for them
14:51
like coming out
14:54
then
14:57
and showing hold on
15:01
i can kind of see why like damn dude
15:05
anyway on a walk i've got to maintain
15:08
being
15:09
a little bit more scuffed
15:12
you know what's funny about this outfit
15:14
too because the skirt didn't
15:16
exactly fit me like i think i lost a
15:18
little bit of weight from when i took
15:19
the measurements
15:21
it didn't fit me too well it would have
15:22
almost slid off
15:24
so to tighten it a little bit all i did
15:26
was like
15:27
got to grab a pinch two sides of it and
15:29
grab some duct tape
15:31
and essentially just duct taped it
15:34
together again
15:35
so after duct taping it together i kind
15:38
of realized it's a very thin sliver of
15:40
duct tape
15:41
so we are one piece of duct tape away
15:44
for me essentially being in a leotard
15:49
if you pull hard enough on this thing it
15:51
will just come off which isn't
15:55
the nicest thing to know
15:59
it doesn't take much force to remove the
16:01
skirt anyway
16:03
put d put it what so it could fit okay
16:06
it's so it could fit
16:09
the secrets of duct tape i know plus
16:12
it was black duct tape like you could
16:14
never tell i'd show you but they've been
16:16
literally shining in my butt
16:18
but yeah you could never tell because of
16:19
black duct tape when i spun around
16:21
before
16:22
i dare you see if you can spot where the
16:24
duct tape is
16:25
when i did my slow twirl
16:29
see if you can spot where the duct tape
16:30
is but you can't
16:41
oh let me read chat why are you walking
16:44
where i miss
16:45
i made like fifteen thousand dollars
16:47
well we may like two
16:49
but it made up to 15. so
16:52
your boy walks your girl walks
17:02
oh
17:04
oh no oh
17:09
oh [ __ ] remember when i said i might
17:12
have made the wrong turn
17:14
i did oh no this isn't where i'm
17:18
supposed to be
17:20
oh no oh
17:25
back we go wait this is not wait what
17:29
the [ __ ]
17:30
i'm on the wrong road entirely where the
17:32
[ __ ] am i
17:34
wait
17:39
where am i i
17:43
don't know where the [ __ ] i am this is
17:44
my roadie
17:47
oh no wait what the [ __ ] i did miss a
17:50
turn
17:51
god damn it i didn't know it goes both
17:55
ways
17:56
i thought that road looked familiar up
17:58
there
18:00
[ __ ] really google maps
18:06
am i stupid maybe i should have a second
18:09
phone just for google
18:11
i know this neighborhood i know this
18:14
neighborhood like the back of my hand
18:16
he says wait where am i
18:19
where the [ __ ] did i go
18:23
where will i go who will i be
18:28
frankly me dear
18:35
clothes coming off me taking the wrong
18:37
turns
18:39
oh this is going great
18:45
local fanboy disappears
18:50
just as you said that i had a room local
18:53
fanboy gets hit by a [ __ ] bus
18:57
better secure the tape skirt's still on
19:01
boys
19:02
skirts still going strong let's do it
19:05
oh that was weird the camera turned
19:08
you look cold no i'm grabbing it sorry
19:10
i'm grabbing my coat i'm not doing this
19:12
i'm actually grabbing my coke because
19:13
i'm kind of warm
19:17
i'm an idiot aren't i
19:20
no i'm not on the wrong road i just
19:22
missed the turn
19:25
right oh my god i don't know where i am
19:30
if this one up here isn't the isn't my
19:32
turn then i'll end stream and just go on
19:34
google maps but i think it is
19:36
it's gotta be
19:45
let's just hear a whistle i just said a
19:50
whistle
19:52
oh there's a guy walking in stock it's
19:54
okay
20:05
yeah okay it's fine
20:09
it's actually oh do you see my
20:13
like breathing no i can see my breath
20:17
it's a little bit chilly it's not bad
20:19
though
20:26
where's the shitty car where am i going
20:33
wait okay you know it's time to admit
20:37
i'm lost
20:38
i don't know where i am i think i'm on
20:42
the wrong road entirely
20:45
because the turn i thought was there
20:47
isn't the turn i thought
20:48
was it
20:52
let's see okay
20:55
i'm gonna end it off here and i'm just
20:57
gonna go onto google maps
20:58
because i completely forgot where the
21:00
[ __ ] i am
21:03
yeah should we end the entire stream up
21:05
here
21:08
maybe
21:14
scooby
21:16
yeah i don't know where i'm at i took
21:18
the wrong turn god damn it
21:20
i'm an idiot anyway no okay fine
21:24
i'm just gonna get to get to my house
21:27
and then i'll pop back that cool
21:33
redo the stream at home yeah okay i'll
21:35
start up through when i'm back
21:36
i'll see you guys then oh i'm out of
21:40
breath
21:41
and i can walk a bit more calmly
21:44
when i'm not the camera hey boys
21:47
anyway boys i'll see you next one
21:51
we'll see you when i'm back in
21:54
10 minutes 10 minutes
21:57
who's big scene 10.
22:01
wait let me get a good pose before i go
22:03
hold on
22:04
wait is this good lighting
22:07
no i'm not going to get a good pose
22:10
from this am i