00:19
yes
00:20
yes i did hey boys
00:24
back of the police man that'd be pretty
00:26
funny
00:27
[Music]
00:29
pounding on the van door you got us
00:30
worry [ __ ] yeah baby
00:33
what was the prediction continues
00:35
tonight oh okay okay
00:36
did you know i was continuing okay i'm
00:38
not gonna carry on for that much longer
00:40
in all fairness
00:41
but yeah i'm fine i didn't even break a
00:43
sweat i realized i went to go in my
00:44
makeup to i went to go in the mirror to
00:46
check my makeup in the bathroom
00:47
i didn't even break a sweat like my my
00:50
nose was shiny and then i was like
00:51
oh yeah it was highlight i didn't even
00:53
break a [ __ ] sweat
00:55
i'm really i'm really physically uh fit
00:57
and active all the time
00:59
i don't tell you guys it because that
01:00
would be uh
01:02
you know i don't want to brag but i'm
01:03
really like quite physically fit and
01:05
strong and healthy
01:06
and i don't eat pizza all the time
01:10
so that has four thousand calories a
01:12
slice apparently
01:17
oh god press x for oh whoa
01:20
shush shush how dare you how much was
01:23
that dress that it was like 200 pounds
01:25
200 pounds or 200
01:27
something like that where's taylor been
01:29
dude taylor kind of went off the face of
01:31
the map recently
01:34
i miss taylor
01:37
but yeah taylor sent me taylor sent me
01:39
this dress very fun
01:40
very nice guy girl gal i don't know what
01:43
they identify as but that was great
01:45
i put on fake i put on fake nails they
01:47
were hard to wear
01:49
[ __ ] great spelling there uh but yeah
01:52
fake nails aren't very calories and
01:54
pounds go together
01:55
for some but yeah no fake nails are
01:58
[ __ ] really hard they're like
01:59
i mean these i've got to take off i've
02:01
tried booking another nail appointment
02:03
it's going to be on the 10th that i go i
02:06
think
02:08
i'm very happy to not lose my 250
02:10
channel points yeah
02:12
oh man are you only now eater and raiser
02:15
a gun
02:16
i wouldn't say lonely i would say over
02:19
over the moon joyous even
02:25
uh but yeah it'll finish i'm still i'm a
02:29
little bit tired now i'll sell on stream
02:31
oh maybe maybe it come
02:34
what's up with the low viewers i just
02:36
started streaming i've like started and
02:38
ended started and ended
02:39
i don't think i'm gonna stream for too
02:41
long either so i expect the
02:43
viewer count to just stay similar for a
02:46
bit because i'm
02:46
probably gonna end soon yeah your house
02:49
is a tip
02:50
less than three days it's not that bad
02:53
it's pretty good
02:54
actually the packages have always been
02:57
like that so it's the other part of the
02:58
room
02:58
that part of the room's always been like
03:00
that i would have you know
03:02
my office is fairly clean it's not that
03:05
bad it's not that bad
03:06
it's filled with packages but you guys
03:08
send the packages isn't even my fault
03:10
it's your fault
03:11
it bloody has done it sorry yeah and ah
03:15
it's why you put an x it's not that bad
03:18
you're putting audio through the camera
03:20
no
03:23
no
03:28
that's because oh it's my phone sorry
03:30
about that clicking you know
03:32
it's not that it's my phone being near
03:33
it like it's probably gonna be fine now
03:36
uh but yeah
03:40
yeah hi there can you do po box sooner
03:44
than later i
03:45
sent you something alive and i don't
03:47
know if you
03:49
should leave it in a box too long
03:51
probably not today but soon
03:53
it's 100 knots spiders
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ah
04:15
that's a little weird would you rather
04:19
fight one shark-sized spider or 1000
04:22
spider-sized sharks
04:24
the spider-sized sharks definitely
04:26
definitely
04:27
jesus christ you can kill anything small
04:30
like that big you get a shark that big
04:32
it just [ __ ] can't even get to you
04:34
just take one foot step back
04:36
it couldn't even get to you what are you
04:37
kidding just like my dad had never come
04:41
back
04:41
feels bad man i thought you could say
04:43
died
04:47
uh i get that i guess which one's worse
04:51
oh anyway
04:54
no i'm alive and i'm still doing well i
04:56
came back even i'm still
04:57
dressed like a hot sexy
05:00
me 100 not spiders a thousand not
05:03
spiders yeah easy
05:05
a thousand of them [ __ ] no dude a
05:07
thousand of them it doesn't matter
05:09
would you rather it just can bite you a
05:11
little bit sure it could probably take a
05:12
good chunk out of you
05:14
i mean maybe like that big of a bite
05:16
maybe
05:17
but just they can't move just take two
05:20
steps back
05:21
they're fish and they're on land dumbass
05:24
maybe in the ocean then you're just
05:25
fighting piranhas that might be a bit
05:27
[ __ ] terrifying
05:29
but yeah uh on land yeah [ __ ]
05:34
sharks all the way [ __ ] them dude you'd
05:35
kill him immediately you could kill a
05:36
real shark on land
05:38
take two steps back and then just
05:39
[ __ ] poke it till it dies
05:41
or wait an hour anyway
05:46
any fish any any sea creature
05:49
if you want to fight it take a step
05:50
backwards if it's on land easy
05:52
sharknado they would have died if people
05:54
just went inside for like
05:56
an hour they'd die what do you mean they
05:59
can't breathe on land
06:01
they got gills they can barely breathe
06:03
in the ocean because
06:04
sharks are [ __ ] stupid they have no
06:06
purpose
06:07
spiders and sharks i contest have no
06:10
purpose
06:11
sharks will die if they stay still you
06:13
know that they rely on ram ventilation
06:15
let me give you a learning here kid
06:18
if sharks don't continue swimming they
06:20
can't pump enough
06:21
[ __ ] h2o through them to get the air
06:24
out
06:24
through their dumbass stupid-ass [ __ ]
06:27
shark ass gills
06:28
and they'll god damn die because they're
06:30
dumb
06:31
even god didn't like these [ __ ]
06:33
things he was like oh you got to keep
06:35
swimming how oh you want to sleep
06:36
[ __ ] you because you suck anyway sharks
06:39
suck
06:40
spiders suck also they're not as bad but
06:42
spiders also suck
06:44
they just they just [ __ ] suck they
06:47
just they're stupid
06:48
spiders have no god damn like what's the
06:51
fight or flight they have no stoop them
06:54
if spiders are scared they will stay
06:56
still like some kind of dumb ass spider
06:58
brain
06:59
tiny ass little little small dick energy
07:02
brain
07:03
sharks yeah a [ __ ] dummy an absolute
07:06
dumb ass so
07:08
and then when you get close to them sure
07:10
they'll maybe move but there's a 50 50
07:12
chance that they'll run
07:13
at you they'll run at the predator they
07:15
have [ __ ]
07:16
two percent of your body mass in height
07:19
but they will run
07:20
at you because they're [ __ ] stupid
07:25
spiders have no place to exist in the
07:26
sword neither do sharks i don't think
07:28
they serve a great ecological purpose
07:30
spiders probably do but still they're
07:33
both [ __ ] dumb and that's why we're
07:34
the top goddamn species humans
07:42
anyway
07:44
they clutched flies and stuff oh they
07:47
catch flies and stuff no they barely
07:49
don't
07:49
dude they barely do tell me right
07:53
tell me in your house right now how many
07:56
spiderwebs are there big enough that
07:57
could actually catch a [ __ ] fly
07:59
because you know as well as i do
08:03
that you just clear him if you see a
08:05
spiderweb somewhere you [ __ ] move it
08:06
right
08:07
you clean it if it's sure it's it's
08:10
[ __ ]
08:11
it's dumb if there's no spider webs in
08:15
your house
08:16
spiders are forming no functional you
08:18
use for this
08:19
right there's no it makes sure they
08:22
might keep catch him out in the [ __ ]
08:24
wild
08:24
maybe in some trees but even there's no
08:28
chance they're doing anything in your
08:29
house
08:30
maybe they're like uh maybe they're like
08:32
maybe they're making webs in the corner
08:34
of the bottom of rooms but how often do
08:35
flies go there
08:38
spiders have no use they don't
08:41
sharks what do sharks do i would google
08:43
it but i know i'm gonna see a picture of
08:44
shark i'm gonna be scared
08:45
what do sharks do they eat [ __ ] fish
08:50
they what do they do eat dolphins
08:52
dolphins are cool
08:54
did you read my donor message i don't
08:56
care i'm on a rant god damn it
08:58
a shark spider would die from its own
09:00
body weight good to know because they're
09:01
both dumb
09:03
still running red sneaky i don't think
09:04
sneaky's live
09:06
yeah sneaky's not live right now oh she
09:08
was
09:09
sneaky my [ __ ] i will simp for sneaky
09:11
any day
09:12
any day of the week yeah sneaky not live
09:17
sorry what were you saying a shark-sized
09:20
spider wouldn't be able to move yeah
09:21
exactly
09:24
well yeah [ __ ] square cube law or
09:26
whatever
09:27
you talk about clearing spider webs but
09:29
what about all the rubbish we saw in
09:32
your insta
09:33
story today copper well the big giant
09:36
cardboard box is a bike box
09:39
all the packages are from you and then
09:43
the rest of it's negligible uh devon
09:46
hale thanks for the [ __ ]
09:47
subs man thanks devin i'm saying that
09:49
right yeah devin yeah devon that's a
09:51
place
09:52
place in the uk oh it's in wales i think
09:54
is it welsh
09:55
to see you home by the way remember that
09:57
before this one x nice and had
09:59
redemption
10:00
can you still have one walk to plan also
10:04
me and solas have 100k
10:06
too i went on my walk
10:10
wait what oh yeah he did a redeem a walk
10:13
didn't he
10:14
nation redeemed a walk fanboy fortress
10:17
became
10:18
fanboy warehouse
10:21
hmm yeah no devin's in southwest england
10:24
i was close enough i had a welsh i had a
10:27
welsh um
10:28
grandparent living there so i kind of
10:31
assume it's welsh
10:33
finn's alter ego pokeman pokemon
10:36
do a ponytail oh i forgot about that
10:38
yeah all right
10:39
yeah right let's do a ponytail
10:42
how many times do you guys ask for a
10:43
ponytail i've said no every single time
10:46
[ __ ] it let me get two out because we'll
10:47
do pigtails after it just
10:49
so i can i've never even seen it okay
10:52
let's do it
10:53
high ponytail right that's what ariana
10:55
grande does do you want to kind of
10:56
emulate it or do you want to do a normal
10:58
one
11:00
how was your walk it's great
11:05
okay oh i just realized this isn't gonna
11:07
work although because my hair's not
11:09
actually all
11:10
all the same length so it's gonna do
11:13
this [ __ ]
11:14
because it can't actually reach all the
11:15
way back there you've offended both
11:17
welsh and devon
11:18
i'm sorry oh this isn't gonna work is it
11:24
yeah no doing a high ponytail is not
11:26
gonna work too well
11:28
bobby pins yeah i'll do that
11:32
drop the bangs when you do it i don't
11:34
know what that means i've never done a
11:35
high ponytail before
11:38
hmm oh there's a mess now
11:41
i've never done a high ponytail before
11:43
how do you even [ __ ] gather your hair
11:44
for this [ __ ] oh my god
11:49
use a brush what the [ __ ] okay fine i'll
11:51
brush it beforehand
11:53
i did brush it i only just hit it
11:59
so tuck it can you yeah definitely it's
12:01
really good if you don't know what the
12:02
[ __ ] you're doing
12:04
uh that's a big bonus for me you're
12:06
growing your hair out still
12:08
yep is that your real hair it's not my
12:10
real hair
12:11
it's hair extensions but technically it
12:14
is real hair and it's attached to my
12:15
real hair
12:16
and i can't take them off if i wanted to
12:18
so
12:19
i guess it kind of is my real hair now
12:21
at least for a month
12:25
and then oh yeah all another nice thing
12:29
uh hey women hey people oh hey guys with
12:31
long hair hey uh
12:32
someone wanting to brush their wig out
12:34
too get something called a tangle teaser
12:37
brush this is what this is
12:38
really [ __ ] goes through [ __ ] dude
12:40
it's like hair
12:41
makes hair like almost perfect if your
12:45
brush seems like it's not doing a lot
12:46
tangle teaser yeah i'm gonna do this now
12:48
and it's gonna get messed up again
12:50
oh head scratch pull your head upside
12:53
down all right
12:54
put your head upside down and put it all
12:55
in your hand oh [ __ ] wait okay
12:58
it's gonna get in my [ __ ] makeup and
13:00
[ __ ] but all right
13:03
what the [ __ ] dwight is this really
13:08
this is really how it goes it doesn't it
13:10
feels like you're [ __ ] with me
13:13
ah oh my god i wonder if you can see my
13:16
extensions from here
13:19
oh my god this is [ __ ] awful this is
13:22
really bad
13:24
apparently i don't do ponytails very
13:26
often ah this sucks
13:29
just woke up and saw you a streaming
13:31
[ __ ] sleep gang
13:34
hold on bud i'm trying to do something
13:41
that's where it should be
13:42
[Music]
13:45
back when tying a high ponytail it's
13:46
working
13:53
also ponytail with bangs is hot
14:00
this is my hair's going really well so
14:02
far my god
14:05
i just did did you not wash me watch me
14:08
brush it
14:10
what do you mean it's brushed it's
14:13
literally just now all frizzy
14:15
like i it's i don't need the look
14:18
it's fine it's absolutely normal
14:24
bellatrix lestrange yeah brush your
14:27
[ __ ] hair my dude
14:28
you watched me brush it a minute ago and
14:31
then i
14:32
made it messy because you guys are like
14:34
oh do this thing and then you're like
14:35
wow
14:35
brush your hair man it's [ __ ] dead
14:40
dumbass [ __ ] dumbass [ __ ] ass
14:45
dumbass [ __ ] ass
14:50
brush from your hairline back
14:55
then just changes the style of the hair
14:58
i mean sure but it doesn't look good at
15:01
all
15:07
maybe a little bit but i don't like it
15:12
anyway i think i just pull off any luck
15:14
at this point
15:17
do it better [ __ ] you okay
15:22
brush it into your hand when your hair's
15:23
down oh
15:25
maybe just clarifying that was 100
15:29
not spiders not 100 knots spiders
15:33
raid the jogs cast charity stream maybe
15:38
okay
15:42
i'm like kind of putting a bunch of
15:44
grease in my hair too because i'm just
15:45
touching it
15:46
a lot am i slowly working my way up
15:49
if you can tell okay
15:54
we're almost there i think this is a
15:56
good point to take it at
15:58
let's try it oh
16:01
we might we might
16:07
now it's worth noting i've literally
16:09
done a ponytail
16:10
maybe like four times
16:15
i like half do one at night to stop it
16:18
being
16:18
all shitty if i go to sleep on
16:22
it oh
16:30
that didn't work it was like at such a
16:33
good point and then it went
16:35
garbage immediately like it's all down
16:36
here now no
16:38
ah
16:48
let's like give myself a little bit of a
16:50
head start here
16:59
there we go it's not the worst i can't
17:02
really keep it there it's not really
17:03
long enough it'll just kind of slowly
17:05
fall off but it's not the worst
17:09
i kind of accomplished the goal of what
17:11
i was trying to do
17:12
it's not terrible instagram it's not
17:15
worth an instagram photo
17:17
take your screenshots now yeah unless
17:20
i'm doing like
17:24
unless i'm doing a specific pose then
17:26
it's not going to look too good
17:27
from switzerland looking good
17:30
thank you
17:33
wait i can do this though [ __ ] hold on
17:37
there we go oh [ __ ]
17:41
nice pigtails might work better
17:46
do you want to try pigtails just to see
17:47
how it looks i got another one
17:50
you want to try it just see how it looks
17:54
it's not going to look good it's really
17:57
not going to look good
17:58
i'll do it though
18:02
okay you guys have wanted pigtails for
18:04
ages and i've always said no
18:05
but there you go ponytail you got your
18:07
opponent if there's gonna be a look to
18:09
do a ponytail whether it is this one
18:10
so you're welcome pigtails are hard
18:14
it's just doing two of these and it's
18:16
where i can actually see the hair too
18:21
instagram or scam not like that trust me
18:23
it looks way better on camera than it
18:25
will do in
18:26
an instagram picture or looks better on
18:28
this camera that ordered an instagram
18:29
picture
18:30
that's a really good ponytail it'd give
18:32
it a perfect score of five out of seven
18:34
very nice
18:35
a perfect score of five out of seven
18:38
thank you for your perfect score
18:40
of 507. god damn i really recommend the
18:43
um
18:44
the hair thing i said before because
18:48
this hair was hot garbage
18:51
uh and now like i've used this and now
18:52
it's like
18:54
perfect like it really is it's like
18:57
9 out of 10 hair really good okay
19:01
separate two things right keep hair like
19:04
that
19:05
well i'll put it back to it in a second
19:08
pigtails are like up here right
19:13
how far back would they go oh should i
19:15
keep that strand of hair
19:17
yeah why not
19:21
oh wait [ __ ] how do i even do this oh
19:23
god the person saying they were hard
19:25
might be right
19:27
the person saying they're hard might be
19:29
really right
19:35
okay that seems like a good enough spot
19:37
as any
19:40
oh i [ __ ] this one up oh no i [ __ ]
19:42
this one up
19:43
i held it wrong i held it wrong oh [ __ ]
19:47
[ __ ] me okay i'll use this one i dropped
19:49
my thing
19:51
god damn it just over the year okay
19:57
brush them before you put the thing do
19:59
people not seeing me brush my hair
20:01
is this just a thing that gets blanked
20:03
out of your mind i brushed it before
20:06
i touched it only used three fingers
20:17
oh god this is so weird to do
20:24
okay hold on i've like kind of got a
20:27
picture this like it was at the back of
20:28
my head
20:30
you brush it while gathering hair
20:33
why why don't you just do it afterwards
20:38
oh my god i can't do this why is this so
20:40
difficult to do
20:43
lower behind your ears don't worry it's
20:44
literally gonna it's gonna pop back it
20:46
that's so hot dude it's like a whole
20:49
different angle you've got to hold your
20:50
it's like i can't my brain
20:54
you have to brush it into place
21:01
you what brush your brush
21:05
no trust me the pigtails i mean if i
21:07
start lower they'll be like
21:08
not even holding any angle if i
21:12
if i start high they'll go like midway
21:14
if they if i start midway they'll go low
21:26
am i wearing a wig or extensions i'm
21:27
wearing a
21:30
an extension
21:34
how long did it take you to grow your
21:35
hair that long about an afternoon
21:39
oh my god i literally can't even like
21:47
dude i can't even like picture how to do
21:50
this in my head
21:51
it's because it's a weird angle oh i did
21:56
it
21:58
i think i did [ __ ] me
22:03
this is so difficult to do
22:07
one see what i mean by it's not that
22:09
high up
22:11
yeah this doesn't look good at all does
22:12
it
22:15
yeah don't worry my donation go through
22:17
this how do you even do that
22:19
that's terrible that's so difficult to
22:21
do
22:22
you're holding it wrong
22:26
it's so hard to watch but i completely
22:27
understand why you're struggling how
22:28
does it do it
22:29
how does it do it though
22:34
walk not on record it is it's a vod
22:39
oh my god someone gave me a whole thing
22:40
begin by passing here after one side in
22:42
front of you whichever play do you favor
22:44
from the front
22:45
part offset now part into
22:49
what hold on
22:53
with what what what the [ __ ] begin with
22:56
parting your hair off to one side
22:57
done in front of wait in the front
23:02
what with the front part offset what do
23:08
you mean the
23:09
part it to the front with the front part
23:10
offset
23:12
now part into two even sections on one
23:15
side
23:16
directly down the back yes
23:23
that's [ __ ] that's an awful way of
23:25
explaining that that's i
23:26
that's an awful way of describing that
23:29
the front part offset
23:33
someone explained just that sentence the
23:36
front part
23:36
offset of your hair so
23:39
take the front part of your hair put it
23:42
there
23:43
and then offset to what
23:46
to the side of your head to one degree
23:48
to attend
23:50
a terrible a terrible explanation 10
23:52
year olds can do this
23:54
i am doing it for the first time
23:59
hurts on your wrist gather the hair into
24:01
your hand then loop the tie on yeah no
24:03
i'm aware of how to grab it
24:04
but it look okay i did it right but it
24:07
just looked bad
24:08
so i'm just assuming i did it wrong but
24:10
i did it
24:11
but i i did it though but i did it
24:15
though
24:16
do you go high with it because like when
24:20
i go high it just goes down like that
24:22
it's not that it doesn't like it just
24:24
doesn't sit right
24:25
unless you're like [ __ ] super ass
24:27
tight with it do you supposed to do that
24:32
like is it supposed to be like really
24:34
tight to your head
24:39
no yes you got to get it to super close
24:42
okay fair enough
24:44
uh
24:49
and then you roll the [ __ ] thing on i
24:51
think that that rule was
24:52
created by someone that doesn't have man
24:55
hands because
24:57
i have giant hands
25:01
yeah that rule was created by someone
25:02
with not man hands
25:04
the only way it sits right okay
25:08
yeah that's
25:11
that that was a [ __ ] terrible tip
25:13
that was a terrible tip
25:15
i had to use two hands and [ __ ] that was
25:17
an awful tip
25:18
i don't like that tip i like just the
25:20
way i've been doing it when you do it
25:22
like this
25:23
use three fingers and [ __ ]
25:29
because then you can just [ __ ] go
25:31
like this
25:33
it looks like a fail i'm sorry i know
25:36
push my hands are bigger than yours you
25:37
haven't seen my hands
25:38
i've never met a someone with bigger
25:40
hands than me is that
25:42
is that weird
25:45
like i've literally never met someone
25:47
with bigger hands than me
25:50
that's terrible too it's so bad how do
25:52
you do it dude
25:53
how do you do it out of context out of
25:56
context
25:57
i never met someone bigger hands than me
25:58
i've got big hands longer well i mean i
26:01
don't have big
26:01
i've got long fingers like really long
26:04
fingers
26:06
tilt the head oh till you head to your
26:07
side that's a better idea
26:15
let's get in the right spot okay
26:19
new sim goal oh god no
26:22
where do you go from here though like
26:26
it's literally i can get that and then
26:27
like where do you go from there
26:29
you can't get your hand back on it it's
26:31
such a weird trick with your fingers
26:34
i'm trying to learn i'm trying to learn
26:35
uh men and women of the chat i really am
26:40
step one grab your hair step two do
26:43
pigtails
26:44
step three done it's that easy why
26:47
didn't you guys just tell me that
27:03
ow where do you go from this point
27:08
where do you go from this point when
27:11
it's already there and you need to loop
27:13
it around again
27:16
where do you go from this point what the
27:18
[ __ ]
27:24
where do you go from here what the [ __ ]
27:31
like this is as tight to my head as i
27:34
can possibly do it
27:36
this is really quite tight to my head
27:37
from
27:46
that's
27:49
really bad that's really hard to do holy
27:52
[ __ ]
27:53
that was terrible that was really really
27:55
hard
27:59
pull it's like you can't dude it just
28:01
like that's worrying yeah that sucks
28:04
that's really hard to do god damn
28:11
brush it when how do you brush it with
28:13
both your hands holding on to it sir
28:16
how do you do that do you brush it when
28:18
you've already got it in the in one loop
28:20
do you brush it when you're holding it
28:21
do you brush it after what do you mean
28:25
huh start the pigtail on the crown of
28:27
your head so it's like
28:28
but you can't what do you mean
28:32
but you can't
28:37
one put band on wrist grab part of hair
28:40
lift up hair transfer band to wrist
28:42
brush hair oh so the last step
28:44
is brush hair brush hair when holding
28:46
you're always holding it
28:48
there is no point when you're not
28:49
holding it that's a very badass wait
28:51
holding it the first time like before
28:53
the thing
28:56
because at that point how do you do it
28:58
this hurts my head
28:59
no one's giving me a good explanation
29:01
here
29:03
okay right i'm gonna go with what you
29:05
guys just said
29:06
okay crown of head right we're gonna go
29:09
up very high
29:10
very very [ __ ] high and then somehow
29:14
while holding it i've got to brush the
29:16
area that i'm holding
29:18
and the rest of it why would you need to
29:21
brush any other part
29:23
i can't brush i've got a 3 000 pounds
29:26
computer this week what you're telling
29:28
me is impossible to do
29:31
like there's no way to do that
29:34
there's no way to do that why am i even
29:38
brushing it though
29:39
it makes no difference
29:45
i've was that it
29:49
i did nothing what was the i don't get
29:52
the point
29:54
i genuinely that that it's still not
29:56
gonna work
29:57
wait you kind of got it yeah i've
29:59
brushed my hair but it might
30:01
it doesn't make any sense to do that
30:03
though
30:05
you should ask your dad you probably
30:07
wouldn't know actually
30:20
but
30:22
it didn't make a difference i don't know
30:24
why people are saying brush it
30:25
makes no [ __ ] difference is this just
30:28
a
30:29
is this like one of those like beauty
30:31
myths like where people like oh you got
30:33
to do this thing because just how
30:34
everyone does it
30:35
because that made no difference at all
30:37
it just didn't okay fine i'll watch the
30:39
tutorial
30:40
i swear to god hold on how to do
30:44
pigtails let's try it
30:47
perfect high pigtails nine years ago god
30:50
damn
30:53
oh it's with images you need to keep
30:56
tilted
30:57
pretty perfect hold on we're doing a
31:01
thing chat down while setting it
31:03
we're doing something we're gonna be
31:04
doing a video on how to get the perfect
31:05
high pig tails
31:06
god nine years ago come on bud
31:10
show me this and they had some
31:11
specifications so i'm just gonna show
31:13
you guys how long is this video
31:14
five minutes okay like that and maybe
31:17
you'll get some tips out of this so i
31:19
really hope this helps go on fam
31:20
go on fam yeah does it work if you've
31:22
got brown hair is make sure you have a
31:24
straight part down the middle
31:26
uh mine is not that straight the
31:29
remainder
31:29
mine's worth this is
31:34
to be close together you don't want a
31:36
wide tooth comb because with the
31:38
teeth close together it's going to help
31:39
you get all the hair back
31:42
into i don't have that i don't have that
31:45
so um
31:46
you don't really need the tail you could
31:47
use the tip of the i don't have that
31:49
comb if you want so i'm just going to
31:51
part my hair straight so what i do i go
31:52
through my nose
31:54
and go oh god this is a whole part of
31:55
your hair
31:57
okay so you got do you got to part your
31:58
goddamn hair
32:00
okay [ __ ] it fine why not why not why
32:03
not
32:05
uh i'm not gonna do what she did i'm
32:07
just gonna use my
32:08
fingers like a caveman because you know
32:14
why not
32:17
oh you did you do a bet if i do this on
32:19
the first try
32:21
fine watch me be able to do this pretty
32:25
well too
32:25
oh no that [ __ ] up
32:31
okay so
32:34
wait right corner good movie capper
32:39
a fairly decent middle part
32:42
a fairly decent middle part
32:48
oh wait okay it's really hard to get my
32:51
hair to stay like that
32:53
a fairly decent middle part i'm gonna
32:55
call that
32:56
good enough why the [ __ ] this hair
33:00
really doesn't want to stay in one place
33:01
okay
33:01
fairly decent next there we go there we
33:04
go
33:05
okay then to get a straight part for the
33:07
back
33:08
what i'll do is i'm going to just kind
33:10
of kind of
33:12
roughly just kind of separate it down
33:14
the middle
33:15
and bring this hair forward oh [ __ ]
33:17
we're not getting straight
33:18
quite yet but just kind of push this
33:22
hair forward
33:23
like so okay got your femme yeah i'm
33:27
going to use my finger for this part
33:28
because i finally get a better part than
33:29
when
33:30
using the comb she looks like she hates
33:31
me i'm going to follow my straight part
33:34
here and i'm going to go all the way
33:36
down
33:37
this is so complex as neatly as i can
33:42
and then just push the hair over my
33:43
shoulder all right done
33:47
all right done i'm doing exactly what
33:49
she's doing
33:51
and you can do it a couple times to make
33:52
sure that it's straight
33:56
i think i did it i think i did it
34:00
i'm not gonna show you but i think i've
34:02
done it okay now that you have a
34:03
straight part
34:04
i'm just gonna take one side and tie it
34:06
off so it's out of the way
34:08
okay so now with this side i'm just
34:10
going to in my hands
34:12
genuinely that's going to take me like
34:14
five minutes to do just what just
34:16
i'm just going to take one thing and
34:17
just tie it off right out of the way
34:19
just give me a second here while i do
34:21
that
34:23
ah good enough let me grab like multiple
34:27
of these because i'm gonna [ __ ] this up
34:31
now it's off out of the way it hasn't
34:33
[ __ ] moved
34:34
but it's out of the way okay sure this
34:37
hair down a little bit
34:38
oh wait i goofed a little bit i'm gonna
34:39
go in here so i'm just gonna
34:41
terrible i did okay so i just wet this
34:43
side i should have i should have uh
34:45
i should have tied it twice shouldn't i
34:47
oh [ __ ] it i don't care
34:48
down a little bit with um wetting my
34:51
hands with water and then i just kind of
34:53
gotta go to the bathroom for them not
34:54
doing that so now i'm gonna comb through
34:56
it
34:56
i you just did that there aren't any
34:58
tangles
35:00
you don't need your hair dripping wet
35:01
and if you have come on [ __ ] 11 year
35:03
old show me what i'm doing
35:05
i've done i got the prep steps come on
35:07
i'm just going to take it right to my
35:09
ear
35:10
and take it about two inches up how
35:13
should you do that so quick
35:15
so that's about one that's about two
35:17
inches here okay
35:19
now i'm gonna take my cones i know
35:21
exactly how long two inches is
35:23
i'm very familiar with that amount that
35:28
measurement
35:30
teeth close together without the comb
35:32
it's gonna really
35:33
brush it so you're gonna take it and
35:35
you're gonna comb
35:37
your hair back into your hand like so
35:44
you use the the whole purpose of the
35:46
comb
35:47
is just to get all your hair in your
35:50
hand
35:51
that's it
35:57
that's [ __ ] dumb
36:02
that's [ __ ] dumb
36:06
just [ __ ] go like that though oh my
36:09
god i [ __ ] up the middle bit of my
36:11
middle parts are hard to maintain right
36:17
tell me what the [ __ ] different about
36:20
this now
36:21
nothing you just [ __ ] make sure you
36:24
grab your hair the right way
36:26
right further back yeah okay true it is
36:28
further back
36:29
but still it's smooth it is smooth
36:34
she brought her hair back i did this
36:35
watch watch how my hair won't change
36:42
see how it see how much it changed just
36:43
then oh i'm dude i'm pissed bro
36:46
i'm pissed i'm pissed bro
36:49
i'm pissed bro that made no difference
36:51
you people
36:52
you people are awful it looks sloppy
36:55
because i'm
36:56
well it looks sloppy here because these
36:57
are all hair extensions you can see all
36:59
poking out a little bit
37:08
okay i did what she did no
37:12
i went a little bit further back whoops
37:16
okay go back onto this
37:21
right from the back you're gonna go like
37:23
this
37:26
no [ __ ] it i'm gonna [ __ ] it up if i do
37:27
that
37:29
i'm genuinely gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] it up
37:30
if i try and do this
37:32
i'm genuinely gonna [ __ ] it up hold on
37:36
of course it makes no difference when
37:38
you do it wrong what did i do wrong so
37:39
far i've done this correctly i think
37:42
i'm like i'm gonna go loose hand if i if
37:45
there's any hair that i'm missing
37:47
what have i done wrong guys it's hair
37:49
extensions oh
37:50
[ __ ] hurt me hand
37:54
not one bit i've done all of it right
37:57
have i done the rest
37:58
i can just put it on my wrist it's fine
38:01
okay cause this is where the hair will
38:03
get loose
38:05
oh my god my arm hurts
38:09
okay i brushed my hair i did the thing
38:12
i've done the thing i did that do i do
38:15
it now
38:16
i'm just standing here
38:20
no they're great i did great so far i'm
38:23
doing really well
38:26
how she [ __ ] do that so easily
38:29
how she do that wait wait i'm gonna try
38:32
the exact same [ __ ]
38:34
all right
38:38
oh my god it is that easy wait but now
38:40
i've lost grip of it
38:42
wait wait what wait wait what
38:46
no wait this is goofed wait what how did
38:49
she do that
38:50
that was a goddamn magic trick what the
38:52
[ __ ] did she just dip
38:55
oh she did that what the [ __ ] hold on
38:59
wait wait try to oh no no no no how'd
39:02
you do that
39:05
how'd she do it when what she did
39:09
what'd she do did she do that
39:14
how'd she do that what
39:19
just kind of use your hand make sure
39:21
there aren't any
39:22
she just pulled that thing through her
39:24
whole hand dude
39:28
and then take your ponytail holder
39:34
that's a goddamn magic trick in itself
39:37
and tie it
39:38
and take your ponytail holder how'd she
39:41
do that
39:43
how should you [ __ ] do that how'd she
39:46
just [ __ ] do that
39:48
how'd she just [ __ ] do that you're
39:50
actually a dumbass
39:53
short hair how did i how do i do it
39:55
though i'm just getting my hair all
39:57
greasy as [ __ ]
39:58
this is not working i'm gonna let this
40:00
one go
40:04
oh my god how did you just [ __ ] do
40:07
that dude
40:08
this short hair and a small wrist that's
40:11
a goddamn magic trick
40:12
that was that was terrifying
40:15
oh my god prediction ended yeah okay did
40:18
you that was terrible
40:22
it was on a wrist yeah i know but i did
40:23
the same thing but it just like
40:25
got it just didn't it that what
40:29
it's in the she how did she get a thumb
40:31
around it
40:35
oh man like okay think of it like this
40:39
right
40:40
okay i'll show you this side when you go
40:41
like that it's gonna go like that right
40:44
oh hold it it'll go up wait wait okay
40:47
your head my head here right
40:49
now my head there right this is my head
40:51
yeah
40:52
it goes up and it's got it and it gets
40:55
and that bit will touch the hair there
40:57
but it will just stay there it'll just
40:59
stay on this because it can't go through
41:00
your thumb
41:01
but on hers it went through a thumb how
41:03
did she do it
41:07
look okay let's watch this again now
41:09
knowing that information i just told you
41:11
and then take your ponytail holder that
41:14
[ __ ] goes through her goddamn thumb
41:16
she's a [ __ ] ghost that's she's this
41:18
is cgi
41:20
absolute uh cgi and fake news
41:23
this is impossible to do and she's lying
41:29
that's the conclusion i've came to she's
41:31
she's lying
41:34
she has no thumb she she's like
41:38
she's a paraplegic she takes her hand
41:40
away she just doesn't have a thumb
41:42
we just didn't notice she just didn't
41:44
have a [ __ ] thumb the entire time
41:47
she goes i just carry watching the next
41:49
five seconds she's like it's a lot
41:50
easier when you don't have a thumb
41:55
you just [ __ ] off camera she's like
41:58
then you pick up the thumb
41:59
that you've chopped off to do that
42:01
smooth absolute smooth brain i know i'm
42:03
being dumb but still
42:05
it's too hard man it doesn't it doesn't
42:06
exist
42:08
think about it when have you ever seen
42:09
someone wear pigtails in real life
42:12
that's exactly why it's all cgi big
42:14
ponytail doesn't want you to know that
42:16
pigtails don't exist
42:19
it's a it's all fake it's a conspiracy
42:23
it's the only conspiracy theory i
42:24
believe can pigtails are actually
42:26
impossible to do
42:28
rose bimbo brain hush child
42:31
that looks bad
42:34
honestly the middle i'm getting really
42:36
used to the middle part now
42:38
everyone from the very start of my
42:40
channel was like do a middle butt and it
42:42
looks like garbage with short hair
42:44
but you got long hair though it's kind
42:46
of okay
42:47
at least it looks a hell of a lot better
42:49
than it did a minute ago you forgot to
42:50
just unscrew your thumb blonde moment
42:53
she's blonde [ __ ] maybe you need to be
42:56
blunt to do it
42:57
it's the only thing blondes can do it's
43:00
the only thing they can do
43:09
rose is forced to be a girl buyers she
43:12
can dress she can dress like a girl and
43:14
cosplay like a girl
43:15
but she cannot do a pigtail nope i'm a
43:18
brunette and i can do pigtails
43:20
lies that we've identified someone from
43:22
big ponytail
43:24
from big pigtail
43:28
it's just red hair ah same [ __ ] light
43:30
hair
43:33
she's ginger you blind [ __ ]
43:36
oh my god it's the same it's the same
43:43
there should be a machine for this
43:46
she ain't strong and manly man i know i
43:49
genuinely my arm hurts now that's like a
43:52
lot of muscle
43:54
oh god damn dude i can't do that that's
43:56
really [ __ ] difficult
43:58
i can just about do a ponytail
44:04
okay so you brush your hair to like kind
44:06
of force the hair through your hand
44:08
so it pulls on your hair a lot you could
44:09
also accomplish the same effect by just
44:11
going
44:12
like that but cool
44:15
get a hoover and suck it into the tube
44:17
thingy
44:18
that's smart that's a smart man right
44:20
there that's a smart man right there
44:24
i mean we could still try but i'm just
44:25
gonna make my hair greasy as [ __ ] trying
44:28
like i already can feel it it's like
44:29
i've gotta i'll just touch my hair a
44:31
bunch
44:35
um it's not difficult you just need
44:39
practice
44:39
um yeah i'm not gonna do it though
44:43
um it's after pigtails that's some high
44:45
tea it is
44:46
i am high testosterone fam hold your
44:49
hand up and tense it like this
44:51
for like how long is that video five ten
44:53
minutes just doing that for like 30
44:55
seconds will make you hurt dude
44:58
i'm high t i'm high t high testosterone
45:00
baby i'm really muscly dude show your
45:02
arm muscles
45:04
this is me not i i don't work out either
45:07
though
45:08
like that's kind of good it's kind of
45:10
good
45:11
considering i literally haven't lifted a
45:13
weight in over three years
45:15
that's pretty [ __ ] good right passive
45:18
muscle mass
45:19
it's pretty [ __ ] good
45:25
i am high testosterone people don't
45:26
people don't see people don't get it
45:29
it's lit i i as jokey as i am i believe
45:32
this i j
45:33
i believe it i really do i genuinely
45:35
believe this fact about me
45:37
i think i have very high testosterone i
45:40
do
45:41
because i just gain muscle
45:44
i'm built like a if i did a 23andme if i
45:47
did a if i did
45:48
what was the genetic thing whatever and
45:50
they tell you what like
45:51
but what thing you were at what like
45:54
what your built has i'd be bodybuilder
45:56
dude or like
45:56
olympic athlete because i'm bodybuilder
45:59
definitely like
46:00
weightlifter i've never done pigtails
46:04
before and i did it first time
46:25
just checking exactly how to spell your
46:26
name
46:28
there we go slash ban okay
46:32
ready ready to die how [ __ ] dave
46:38
matt i apprec i appreciate your optimism
46:40
yeah
46:42
your ability to do pigtails
46:48
it's hard it's hard it's hard
46:52
okay that's a massive x
46:55
fin bro i swear to god how do i get my
46:57
how
46:58
how to check your
47:02
testosterone levels
47:06
okay right how do i do this who can do
47:10
it can you can my gp do it
47:12
can can my gp test
47:16
hormones no hormone
47:22
can i do it
47:26
endocrinologist oh [ __ ] me do i have to
47:28
go somewhere
47:32
i want to dude i want to know
47:35
endocrinologist
47:37
near me i'm gonna do this [ __ ] just so i
47:40
can say that i'm high too
47:42
there's one [ __ ] a lit
47:45
what oh god that's a while away you know
47:48
there's a part of birmingham literally
47:49
called gay village
47:52
fun fact by the way uh
47:55
yeah endocrinologist all right i found
47:59
one
47:59
he's rated 4.3 stars oh there's one
48:03
literally like the same distance away
48:04
rated 4.8 from a lot more people
48:07
it opens up it opens 10 30. i'm gonna
48:09
call in i'm gonna get my
48:10
i'm gonna get my [ __ ] testosterone
48:12
checked just swings just so i can tell
48:15
people that i am
48:16
you know make sure you make your
48:21
appointment as rose for the best result
48:23
oh [ __ ] i can't go now anyway
48:26
[ __ ] still sister what i'm trying to
48:30
prove to you i'm [ __ ] mad oh dude
48:32
you're done let me okay right listen
48:35
listen here listen here listen
48:37
listen here right the uh the [ __ ]
48:41
listen listen listen to me listen listen
48:43
listen listen listen
48:45
there's i've had for a while he s
48:48
getting an endo no
48:52
listen
48:55
cracking sounds intensify shut the [ __ ]
48:58
up it's not for hrt
49:00
[ __ ] should i do i not do this just oh
49:02
my god you're gonna
49:03
take the piss out of me if i do it and
49:05
take the piss right down
49:06
stop stop stop listen
49:10
listen
49:15
listen i want to go i there was okay i
49:18
talked about it in a previous stream
49:19
i had like [ __ ] badass like acne for
49:22
age i still do have shitty acne
49:23
i got but but like everyone that i ever
49:26
talked to about it's like oh it's a
49:27
hormone imbalance thing
49:29
like you've probably got too much of one
49:30
hormone and i gain muscle
49:33
from like picking up [ __ ] i can dude
49:36
i can be
49:36
like if i don't move for like a week and
49:39
my arms get not even skinny but they
49:41
look like
49:43
a little bit less than they are now i
49:45
can like carry groceries home and then
49:47
for the next month i'll look like i'll
49:48
be [ __ ] this
49:50
like i gain muscle immediately like
49:54
i gain muscle immediately i'm like what
49:57
what else
49:58
[ __ ] hold on no no no no no i've
50:00
turned off i've by the way i've
50:01
temporarily turned off um
50:05
signs of high testosterone
50:10
testosterone signs of high test
50:14
acne number one thing aggressive or risk
50:16
taking behaviors i dropped out of school
50:18
to become a goddamn twitch streamer
50:20
excessive body hair well
50:23
not really well um okay
50:27
fine headaches oh fine okay i don't
50:28
really have that heart of liver problems
50:30
i sure hope that i'm 20.
50:32
high blood pres i wouldn't notice that
50:33
high sex drive
50:35
increased appetite [ __ ] yeah dude i'm
50:37
hungry all the time
50:40
what else i had to go on to a website
50:42
for it low sperm count let's get
50:45
it let's get it infertility let's
50:48
[ __ ] go
50:48
insomnia that's yeah that's true uh mood
50:51
swings
50:52
not particular
50:57
unexplained weight gain let's go i mean
50:59
it's probably a result of my
51:00
increased appetite um
51:04
yeah i got deep voice too
51:09
wait uh you know you know i'm good i
51:12
mean
51:13
i mean come on
51:17
it's not testosterone it's just puberty
51:20
i'm
51:20
20. i'm not i'm pretty out of puberty
51:24
bro
51:25
i'm pretty done with that [ __ ] hold on
51:27
let me turn on media
51:29
media [ __ ] let me turn on stream loves
51:30
again sorry
51:34
um
51:38
let me replay your thing capex i'm not
51:41
i'm going to let this play but [ __ ] you
51:43
yes listen listen
51:46
listen buddy here we come it's not that
51:50
you know it's not that i'm testing my
51:52
testosterone i just want to get back to
51:53
you and say that yeah bro i got a ton
51:56
okay let me look up do the same as doing
51:58
a ponytail apart from you do it at the
52:01
side and twice i've found that pretty
52:04
easy
52:05
yeah true i'm gonna look up heist okay
52:09
right signs of high estrogen in men
52:12
right right right
52:16
let's do it let me find let me find it
52:18
right
52:21
you would be very hairy if you wear high
52:23
tea
52:25
i'm pretty hair i'm pretty hairy i grow
52:28
hair pretty quick
52:29
i don't have like a lot of hair but i
52:31
grow hair pretty quick i mean i have a
52:33
lot of hair on my legs a lot of hair on
52:34
my arms
52:35
i grow hair on my face i have to shave
52:36
every day for the massive x you're gonna
52:38
receive in the mail from that test lmao
52:41
right right look at this
52:44
look at this right heist uh signs of
52:48
high estrogen in men right right right
52:51
too much testosterone better get a
52:54
spiral prescription
52:55
don't know what it is water retention i
52:57
don't know how i'd know that
52:58
tiredness i'm not that i'm not that
53:02
i mean no i'm not tired uh belly fat
53:05
technically yeah definitely not baby
53:08
uh moodiness i'm not that moody i'm
53:10
pretty good
53:12
get
53:19
a lot of lean muscle mass definitely not
53:22
depression no
53:25
no i'm doing great i am high tea i think
53:29
i'm high tea because i'm like a hungry
53:31
teddy bear lol
53:32
damn right hi t hi t hi t
53:36
i have insomnia no i'm not tired i just
53:39
can't sleep that's the re like
53:40
no that's a different thing i just can't
53:42
sleep i can sleep eventually but i can't
53:45
i have
53:45
i have to be very tired to sleep like i
53:47
have to stay up for a long time
53:50
much louder i'm high i'm high bro
53:55
i'm high t-bro uh rose if you would have
53:58
a lot of testosterone you don't need to
53:59
explain yourself so much
54:00
lads with high tea don't do that they're
54:02
just evil
54:03
you don't know me you don't know i'm not
54:05
evil hey what about me
54:07
says that i'm not evil i'm an [ __ ]
54:10
dude
54:11
why did you get the idea that i'm not
54:13
i'm a bit of a dick
54:15
i think i'm a bit of a dick i'm not
54:18
enough
54:18
i'm not that nice i'm a bit of a dick
54:20
what do you mean i'm high
54:24
i have to explain this by the thing that
54:26
i can't
54:28
right what have i done that's being a
54:30
dick i've done a lot i've done
54:31
what okay uh
54:34
i've i've done a lot as people
54:42
um it's on the it's on a it's on a good
54:45
website
54:47
not high pitch i'm id what do you mean
54:51
i really like teeth
54:55
i'm really really low e
54:59
lowie hi t bro oh my god
55:08
oh my god how do you get a baby smooth
55:11
face
55:12
it's not it's just the camera you know
55:14
the camera's
55:15
a foot away dude two feet away the
55:17
camera is two feet away and it's a
55:18
camera not your eyes
55:20
come look at me up close in real life
55:21
that's why i don't take up close selfies
55:25
you know i don't want a smooth skin
55:27
unless you're a woman
55:31
still no details i gave up with that
55:33
zoom in please
55:37
[Music]
55:39
why do you want the air conditioner
55:46
okay look at my nose see that
55:50
just see not perfectly smooth
55:53
also i'm 20.
55:58
see so beardy yeah yeah
56:04
it's okay skin greasy yeah because i
56:06
looked into the light with highlighter
56:07
on my nose and i've just walked
56:08
just walked like two miles anyway
56:13
toe raid the [ __ ] his toe
56:17
is verb raiding me what the [ __ ]
56:20
happened
56:21
who raided me who the [ __ ] is toe
56:26
i'm confused who's toe whose toe
56:30
and why is it it showed up is that
56:32
you've raided me whose toe
56:34
the louder you shout that you have high
56:36
tea the more your girl voice begins to
56:38
come out
56:40
just keep doing what you're doing is it
56:44
verb
56:45
no it's verb okay i hope it's verb i
56:48
think it's verb
56:50
is it verb is it verb says what is verb
56:53
stream
56:54
is it verb he hasn't actually raided me
56:56
did he just say to come on
56:58
i'm so confused i'm extremely confused
57:02
what's going on i don't know who's toe
57:05
who is he
57:06
i probably got high tier to give it to
57:09
you if possible
57:12
god damn it oh no another raid
57:17
what the [ __ ] it's a guy hello raiders
57:19
welcome welcome to my sanctuary
57:21
uh are you a crossdresser no i'd never
57:25
wear anything feminine
57:34
what if it turns out i oh nightmare
57:37
scenario right oh well i guess for you
57:38
guys it'd be great
57:40
right what if it turns out i am high t i
57:42
literally what if it turns out i am high
57:43
t
57:44
and then um it's like oh okay you've got
57:45
to take like you got to take like
57:47
something to balance out like lower the
57:49
testosterone
57:51
what if that huh what if that happens
57:54
it's basically hrt
57:56
then i'm [ __ ] right then i become a
57:58
woman really
58:04
i think i've got high tea i got high tea
58:06
dude i'm like really [ __ ]
58:08
genuinely i'm [ __ ] manly dude i hate
58:10
all the signs of high tea [ __ ] manly
58:12
as [ __ ]
58:14
you guys don't believe me you guys don't
58:15
believe me because you're uh he's stupid
58:24
because don't believe me because you're
58:26
stupid
58:27
i'm good i'm high deep very high t for a
58:30
woman yeah
58:31
[ __ ] you i'm high t i am
58:35
manly as [ __ ] dressed like a bunny
58:38
mental gymnastics hi too
58:42
hi t
58:47
let me go on it
58:53
oh apparently you go bold that's what
58:55
the spiro is never mind i'm looking i
58:57
think in the uk you all have b
58:59
columatide or something but in the u.s
59:01
it's
59:02
spironolactone
59:17
anyway like i like how people that have
59:19
no idea what i'm on about where i'm
59:20
saying i'm highty
59:21
a spelling tea like tea like the drink
59:25
haters yeah [ __ ] you haters
59:28
i am pick this like it or not this is
59:30
what ma
59:32
pe peak this is what peak physical
59:35
condition looks like
59:39
it's nice biting that hair of yours
59:40
thank you
59:46
tea is a drink
59:49
a lot of people hide here maura's square
59:50
jawline
59:51
[Music]
59:56
i mean as does jawlines go
60:00
it's not bad
60:04
kind of square no no
60:10
that's not bad
60:16
it's not it's not square
60:20
it's not exactly like it it's not
60:22
exactly
60:23
not square
60:31
so you know you have contour on it
60:34
that's why i put my hand there like that
60:35
so you can actually see my jaw
60:42
it's fine i have high tea i'm high
60:44
testosterone
60:46
i'm really high testosterone baby
60:55
okay here's also a reason why if i was
60:57
high in hey listen
60:58
if i wasn't high in testosterone or okay
61:01
if i wasn't if i was high in estrogen
61:04
right
61:05
then i'd have like weight would go to
61:07
like my hips and [ __ ] right
61:10
and it doesn't because i've got no ass
61:13
and a it all the way goes straight to my
61:16
belly so like i'm a guy i'm very much a
61:22
dude
61:24
high cheekbones how do you what does
61:27
high cheekbones even look like
61:29
because whenever i see okay hold on
61:33
high and lower you keep serving me my
61:37
favorite breakfast on streams scrambled
61:40
eggs yummy
61:41
okay i'm gonna look up differences
61:42
between high and low cheekbones
61:45
um is there no like
61:50
comparison
61:52
why is there no like direct comparison
61:54
oh comparison
62:04
what
62:06
there's no where's the [ __ ] give me a
62:08
comparison bro
62:12
that there's no
62:19
these all people look the same they look
62:21
the same they look the exact same
62:24
am i dumb
62:27
okay hold on i think i'm stupid am i
62:29
stupid do they not look they're like the
62:31
same person but one of them's wearing
62:33
contour
62:35
that they are the same person right like
62:38
they are they're the same [ __ ] person
62:40
that one of them's just got makeup on
62:42
but like they're that why is that this
62:44
is the first page
62:45
first one comparison
62:50
like one of them's facing to the side
62:52
though one of them's not
62:54
like all of these okay wait high versus
62:56
low
62:58
they've got their [ __ ] hands covering
63:00
them though
63:01
they're the same they're the same they
63:03
look the exact same to me
63:05
i see no difference these are the same
63:06
that is the same image
63:09
this is the same image this is just tips
63:12
on makeup and [ __ ]
63:14
that's [ __ ] same i'm an idiot aren't
63:16
i i'm actually dumb
63:20
one of them's facing sideways though
63:26
this is dumb i don't know which one's
63:28
low and which one's high
63:30
is this one low is this one high
63:36
found it this is this is wait
63:41
oh bruh it's the it's just all makeup
63:44
tips dude which what's the difference
63:46
there's no like dirt am i i'm stupid
63:49
aren't i
63:50
it's the bum no i know what a cheekbone
63:52
is i'm trying to see what the difference
63:54
of what it looks like
63:55
because i don't know what's considered
63:57
high is this considered high
64:00
i don't think it is i think this is
64:02
considered low
64:03
don't fret rose you have very feminine
64:06
features
64:07
no need to worry so much about your
64:10
testosterone
64:12
i'm not oh my god
64:16
this is gonna take him this is gonna get
64:18
taken way out of context isn't it huh
64:20
way out of context i'm not
64:23
i'm not [ __ ] god damn it
64:31
i'm not complaining i'm trying to say
64:34
that i am okay i'm not complaining about
64:39
it
64:40
i'm just saying that i oh my god
64:43
that i am high in testosterone
64:46
a new people won't believe me
64:49
because i'm wearing lipstick
64:57
i am my testosterone
65:00
you just don't you just can't see it
65:03
you just stupid you're just stupid
65:11
are you on now
65:14
what are you now oh [ __ ] god damn it
65:18
yes i am
65:24
hey do you guys want to rank um selfies
65:35
what are we gonna post on uh on what are
65:38
we gonna post
65:40
okay right
65:47
which ones are we gonna post huh okay
65:50
there's this number one
65:51
this is number one okay right god damn
65:55
it
65:56
your cheeks are as low as your tea this
65:58
is a pretty good photo
66:00
pretty good photo i'm not refusing to
66:01
look at you pretty good photo okay
66:05
pretty good photo okay hold on let me go
66:07
over to this let's go to the next one
66:09
oh [ __ ] there's a lot um
66:18
[Laughter]
66:20
sorry i just realized i i while i was
66:22
doing my makeup i liked the makeup so
66:24
much that i took a picture of it
66:27
so i was going back and i was like okay
66:32
okay turns out i don't actually have
66:33
that many pictures oh there's this one
66:35
but like you said if you are high t you
66:38
gonna have to balance git
66:40
somehow so either way in sorry rose you
66:44
a best girl anyway
66:48
okay it's number two
66:52
there's also this one
66:59
which one do you prefer in terms of
67:00
poses
67:02
which one do you think why can't i not
67:05
go backwards and forwards anymore
67:09
i'm not saying that as a joke i would
67:12
give anyone my tea i don't want it in my
67:14
meat husk
67:18
should i line them all up in photoshop
67:19
real quick
67:22
what is 1920 times three
67:28
5760
67:33
by 1080.
67:36
okay i'm gonna line all of them up in a
67:38
row
67:39
my photoshop skills okay
67:44
uh we have
67:47
[ __ ] we could do more too
67:56
okay this one 16.
68:00
bam okay simple simple and easy
68:07
okay and we've got which one else did i
68:10
like
68:16
59
68:19
okay let's line this one up as well
68:23
letting that go in there bam
68:27
i've got to be involved in the process
68:29
so so do you
68:31
oh i just realized there was more
68:33
there's more as well but
68:35
i don't think that was good
68:38
they're okay
68:49
that's okay too i guess we'll do this
68:52
i'm donating this before finn says let's
68:54
do a poll
69:01
so let's do a poll anyway all right
69:05
all right there we go right okay
69:09
line them all up in photoshop oh my god
69:12
can i please there we go i forgot what
69:14
button it was
69:15
okay number one right pretty good photo
69:19
i got ranking selfies you better go like
69:21
this when it's out okay
69:23
number one right we got number one right
69:26
number two a little bit more flirty huh
69:29
a little bit more oh look at me look at
69:31
oh
69:32
what's that over there huh right number
69:34
one again a little bit more happy smiley
69:37
a little more normal for me uh number
69:39
two again flirty
69:41
number three right again a little bit
69:43
more like oh
69:44
what's that over there what oh i wonder
69:46
what that is huh
69:48
oh i wonder number two
69:51
number one number two number three
69:55
number one number three
69:59
it's like doing an eye test what are you
70:01
guys thinking
70:03
okay let's do a pull okay there we go
70:06
pulls up
70:08
it's gonna be interesting i know which
70:11
one's my favorite
70:13
i wanna see if you agree
70:18
to his horny jail
70:24
i look out the scale as it progressively
70:26
gets hornier
70:27
it goes okay okay
70:30
oh god they're looking me in the eyes
70:32
now oh
70:34
[ __ ] there's actually one with my mouth
70:36
slightly more open than i didn't use
70:38
hold on
70:38
see if i can find it i think it was like
70:43
yeah there's one okay there's one you
70:45
might end up liking more
70:48
that's almost the exact same position
70:53
i like number one the smile is nice
70:59
oh man i like when you smile
71:03
okay right
71:08
right watch this bam right
71:11
which one do you like more this one or
71:13
this one
71:14
now we got a now we got a fourth option
71:16
three one
71:18
okay three one all right plain and
71:20
simple three one
71:22
three one that one okay
71:26
now we got an option between uh now we
71:28
got an option between
71:30
three and four is that actual hair is it
71:33
a wig
71:35
there's this one again
71:38
a little bit more flirting there's this
71:40
one again this time with the mouth
71:42
open oh damn this is slightly now it's
71:46
looking more innocent
71:47
this one is now horny horny jail
71:52
i don't know a lot of people are saying
71:54
four but then again a lot of people were
71:56
saying one before and it got the lowest
71:58
least views at least likes even so well
72:02
bunk four some people still saying three
72:05
okay let's do another one wait wait
72:08
before we do another poll let me just
72:09
see if there's another photo worth
72:11
getting
72:16
uh don't do another poll yet
72:24
no there isn't
72:32
no there isn't okay it's three and four
72:34
you can clean your room i
72:36
did right
72:40
right pole i'll do the pole
72:45
go three four oh [ __ ] three four
72:49
okay pull right
72:52
again number three number three right
72:56
closed mouth head a little bit further
72:58
down
72:59
right a little bit more like you know
73:01
innocent maybe
73:02
number four head a bit more upwards
73:04
looking you're more in the eyes now
73:05
mouth open
73:06
more horny bait you know what should it
73:08
be
73:12
hmm i don't know actually i'm the more i
73:16
look at it the more i like number three
73:18
four's cool four's cool
73:23
right but three
73:26
but four wow you can really see the
73:28
grain now
73:29
god damn maybe i do need a better camera
73:35
i don't know man i don't know i'm kind
73:36
of 50 50 on this one
73:38
a lot of you saying four interesting
73:41
interesting i also kind of like four
73:45
hmm okay oh wow my hair this one strand
73:48
of hair really wants to
73:50
who wants to go on an adventure it
73:51
doesn't like to be on this side of my
73:52
head apparently
73:54
okay three's a bit more
73:59
sultry falls a bit more hey you you got
74:02
you got
74:02
something that i want
74:08
now a lot of people are saying three do
74:09
you want to recount i
74:11
assume that nowadays it's 50 50. if only
74:14
there was a way to post multiple
74:16
pictures at the same time
74:17
but they're so similar no okay you don't
74:19
want to you are
74:21
they're so similar
74:26
they're so similar maybe the one looking
74:29
down
74:30
the one looking down and then the uh and
74:33
then number
74:33
three or four one's gotta go on twitter
74:37
though
74:39
okay for instagram we'll do all of them
74:41
but for twitter though
74:43
it's for twitter though one of them we
74:46
need one
74:49
the innocent looks cuter i kind of agree
74:52
i kind of agree it's more feminine
74:54
anyway but now the more i look at it the
74:56
more i realize i like that
74:57
hair part more than i like this one
75:01
oh my god
75:08
i'm so sorry middle part people but i
75:11
mean tell me it didn't look better
75:15
it did look better though didn't it it
75:18
did
75:22
oh man this is so tricky to
75:28
wrong way there we go
75:32
wait that's too far over
75:36
i don't know what i did i don't know
75:37
what i did
75:47
just people saying three and four now so
75:49
sorry
75:50
okay fine fine do pigtails i can't
75:53
physically
75:54
it's impossible i can't it's
75:57
physically impossible for me to
75:58
accomplish such a goal
76:01
for twitter three thinking true
76:04
not the sex doll one well put sir well
76:08
put
76:09
well put
76:12
okay
76:18
i think that photo was taken in 720p
76:20
actually annoyingly enough
76:23
now looking at the file it's rather
76:25
annoying
76:31
i'm gonna go with the slightly more
76:33
innocent one
76:34
for twitter
76:37
and i'm gonna try and crop it
76:40
so it's like you know
76:44
with me in focus so it's more of like a
76:46
selfie style thing
76:50
when i twitter likes rectangles don't
76:52
they i'm gonna go a little bit wider i'm
76:54
gonna try and
76:55
should i try and photoshop out the mess
76:57
in my room
76:58
should i try and photoshop out the mess
77:00
should we try and photoshop my picture
77:02
i've legitimately never done that should
77:05
we try
77:07
i'm kinda i kinda wanna it's really good
77:11
i kinda wanna though i like the photo
77:14
anyway but should we try
77:15
i've never photoshopped a picture before
77:18
i mean i have i've done like touch-ups
77:20
i don't think i really need any
77:21
touch-ups on this one should we try
77:24
you you don't need to vote anymore we're
77:26
done we're done with voting you don't
77:28
need to say three
77:28
we're doing photoshop on number three
77:31
should we try
77:32
i'm kind of i'm kind of down to
77:34
photoshop something just crop it
77:36
that's fine fills up an official raid no
77:39
phil no wait i actually don't know if
77:57
i think you might have just said like oh
77:58
finn's streaming or something like that
78:00
anyway stop saying three okay stop
78:03
saying three now we're done we're done
78:04
with them
78:05
should we do um
78:08
phil damn it it's phil okay with now
78:12
we're done with voting
78:13
should we do some photo shoop
78:16
or should we do something different
78:20
he didn't raid just said to go anywhere
78:22
oh what a great
78:24
well great yeah definitely an unofficial
78:27
rate very very unofficial raid
78:31
okay
78:35
are you on hrt no actually i'm about to
78:38
show you my
78:39
tricks of the trade if we can actually
78:41
photoshop it
78:43
i like to think that i'm really good at
78:44
photoshop
78:46
uh should we try it let's try it
78:49
let's try a casual bit of photoshop
78:51
shall we
78:53
let's go and do that so i can see chat
78:57
still
79:00
okay cool all right let's do it i did a
79:03
bit of photoshop before
79:04
there's no way i'm gonna get this edge
79:06
right
79:08
uh you know i want to try something
79:10
though i've never actually done this
79:11
before
79:14
i want to add a bokeh bokeh
79:17
effect right i've never actually done
79:19
this successfully
79:21
it always looks a bit scuffed so let's
79:23
try and do it again
79:25
the edges don't actually have to be
79:26
perfect for this one because i'm
79:28
essentially just adding a blur
79:30
uh that's it's going to be [ __ ]
79:33
really difficult to do
79:35
oh no it wasn't at all oh [ __ ]
79:40
i'm essentially just cutting me out
79:50
right going coffee oh [ __ ] me i goofed
79:53
it oh i goofed it i
79:55
[ __ ] i goofed it i goofed it
80:00
oh no
80:05
okay i think i didn't goof this i think
80:08
it's fine now
80:09
okay copy
80:12
and then we go on to the background and
80:14
then we just go filter
80:16
blur lens blur i actually don't know
80:19
what this does
80:21
oh i guess that's fine
80:26
now that gives it a weird halo e effect
80:29
that makes it look really weird
80:31
so that's like what it does on really
80:33
cheap things so let's just make this
80:35
bigger so we can kind of over line it
80:39
and see if that fixes the our issue nope
80:42
definitely not
80:44
definitely not uh how can i fix that
80:48
hmm it kind of just made it ever it
80:50
bigger like i've got a halo around me
80:51
now
80:52
which is an interesting effect i just
80:53
don't like it uh
80:55
okay let's try doing
80:58
um
81:03
smart layer and blower pasty
81:08
no no no that's not what i'm after i get
81:10
what you mean
81:11
and like you can lower in the effect of
81:13
it yeah you could already do that though
81:15
photoshop bob's big what a great idea
81:18
now i've made it now i've okay now i've
81:20
made it its own layer let's do another
81:22
layer
81:23
so we can photoshop uh let's make let's
81:25
make a proper
81:26
call me carson tana mojo esque
81:30
let's do it let's do it let's go into
81:32
liquify it's really [ __ ] me up
81:35
let's really [ __ ] my [ __ ] up for a
81:37
minute okay
81:39
this layer doesn't need to be perfect at
81:40
all what i'm doing
81:42
fun tip for you instagram influence is
81:44
cutting me out
81:45
copying just me so now i'm a different
81:49
layer to everything right
81:50
so this is my chair different layer
81:52
right you go on to me
81:54
go on to filter go on to liquify it
81:57
opens up a whole new thing
81:59
and now you can just [ __ ]
82:05
i think i should post this what do you
82:07
guys think i think this is good
82:09
bear if you wanted to make your uh oh
82:11
wow mine content aware
82:13
what the [ __ ] oh no i wasn't it just
82:15
like make my shoulders a bit
82:17
bit smaller take away the manly man you
82:19
know that works surprisingly well
82:21
weirdly
82:22
enough let's just you know there we go
82:25
very and then obviously you want this to
82:27
be bigger but we want the
82:28
these to be smaller right get rid of the
82:31
manly man arm get these big
82:33
big right big and you want small wait
82:36
we want a small nose right we need to we
82:40
need we want a small nose
82:42
so this is good so far they like big
82:45
eyes too
82:46
let's make this down so we just get our
82:48
eyes all right
82:50
uh no that's still big right they like
82:54
eagle eyes oh
82:57
god damn big lipstick a little bit of a
82:59
lip plump there we go
83:01
uh we don't like big four heads now
83:02
apparently let's just like
83:05
bring this down a bit where's my like
83:07
pinch tool
83:09
um yeah let's just like
83:14
okay there we go um
83:17
let's like let's just make sure this is
83:20
good there
83:21
uh and we want big hips
83:25
i think that's probably ready for
83:27
instagram right there oh
83:28
yeah it's pretty good right on this 10
83:30
out of 10. i'd [ __ ] that
83:36
okay let's just have a look at the
83:37
original
83:45
damn did that not just give me some
83:46
insecurity why can't i why is the beauty
83:48
standard for women so high
83:53
that wonky my boobs are too
83:58
oh [ __ ] okay he looks like the plastic
84:02
surgeon gone wrong yeah a little bit
84:04
i'll take your entire stuck holy [ __ ]
84:08
okay i don't think i actually needed to
84:09
do that one layer thing um
84:12
we could do a little bit actually i'm
84:13
kind of interested can i make this good
84:15
that's not a good way to do that let's
84:18
leave that alone and just go on to the
84:20
main one let's kind of let's do like a
84:22
little bit of like
84:23
minecraft thumbnail esque let's increase
84:26
uh
84:26
vibrance saturation maybe a little bit
84:31
just brings a little bit of like color
84:34
maybe
84:34
let's reduce that a little bit and then
84:36
go into this make it a little bit
84:38
brighter and then add a little bit more
84:40
contrast back
84:43
i almost didn't like the saturation
84:45
boost
84:47
uh we make it brighter and then contrast
84:50
it kind of does the same thing yeah and
84:53
then like look at it before
84:55
after pretty nice eh okay let's go on to
84:58
see i'm trying to make this good
84:59
i can make this good actually if i
85:01
really try i can make it back i can make
85:02
it good i can make you good
85:04
okay there's like dude did you know
85:05
there's this specific things like
85:08
for the look on the side here right you
85:10
can't even oh
85:11
not there oh my god keep your eyes up oh
85:13
my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
85:15
twitch
85:16
oh my god i did it again twitch oh my
85:18
god anyway you can go actually do this
85:20
look you can make the ice really
85:22
big and dumb it like immediately matches
85:25
your face
85:25
did you know this eye wait you can't
85:27
actually talk to my mouth this eye is
85:29
actually big
85:30
it's actually smaller now you're now i
85:32
guarantee now i've just said that now
85:33
you can tell how [ __ ] stupid they
85:34
look
85:35
so if i really wanted to
85:40
now it looks [ __ ] normal oh no it's
85:42
awful oh god i hate it
85:45
oh my god i see why people that do this
85:47
have like esteem issues after they do it
85:49
oh my god
85:54
uh and then okay let's leave that as
85:56
that let's go like
85:58
on nose let's go nose width
86:01
let's do that right tiny nose okay
86:03
that's it normally
86:05
let's do it a tiny tiny bit because you
86:08
wouldn't want it to be dumb nose height
86:10
i don't think you'd want to change nose
86:11
height
86:13
it seems like a strange one to change
86:15
smile i can make
86:18
i can make myself really serious yeah
86:21
now what
86:23
wait what was the default set okay
86:26
that's fine
86:27
uh upper lip i think my lips are kind of
86:29
fine in this one
86:30
uh do i want to make any of them bigger
86:32
smaller
86:35
not really looks a bit weird eh uh face
86:37
shape forehead let's let's bring that
86:39
forehead right down
86:41
i don't that didn't change [ __ ] okay it
86:43
kind of did i guess a little bit
86:45
maybe on a bigger forehead honestly they
86:47
both look kind of good i honestly i'm
86:48
just really [ __ ] hot
86:50
chin height oh that's another thing look
86:52
how immediately
86:53
super feminine that looks now back like
86:56
that's so weird that's nuts dude
86:59
photoshop's [ __ ] insane
87:02
jawline this would be me if i had high
87:05
tea
87:07
this is me now
87:10
like a demon uh if i actually wanted to
87:13
make this good
87:14
i'd probably do that right like i'd
87:16
probably genuinely do that
87:18
wait how can i make my chin really large
87:21
didn't really change the time oh this
87:23
should be so you've done that like have
87:25
you ever seen those tests for like body
87:26
dysmorphia where they do this
87:28
and they say like oh okay set it back to
87:30
normal i'd call i i'd say that like
87:32
this is a really hard one to guess
87:34
though dude that's nuts
87:37
i don't think i'd ever [ __ ] realize
87:39
if someone edited their photo like that
87:43
wow holy [ __ ] okay let's make it good
87:48
i'd say like not there but like where am
87:50
i normally
87:51
i'm there normally i do that like a tiny
87:54
bit right
87:56
and then that i face with
88:00
oh okay i'm not [ __ ] with that one
88:06
okay [ __ ] it i'm calling that like i'm
88:09
calling that if i was gonna edit a photo
88:11
i'd call that maybe like good right
88:15
and now we now we now we try and make
88:17
myself kill myself
88:19
and we turn it on and off should we do
88:22
that
88:22
should we now turn it on and off tbh the
88:25
grain i can i can denoise it a bit but
88:28
i don't think it's in liquify should we
88:30
should we make my should we make me
88:32
kill myself now that i don't look
88:34
perfect
88:35
[Laughter]
88:37
okay let's see how bad it is um put on
88:40
anime blush
88:41
i've already kind of gone and i made
88:42
blush okay
88:44
off oh it's my eye it's the eye
88:48
it's the eye i don't care about the rest
88:50
of it it's the eye god damn
88:52
why is my eye so small it's the eye
88:56
yikes it's the eye bro
89:01
the rest of it doesn't even matter to me
89:02
it's my eye
89:04
oh my god oh my god it's my eye dude i
89:07
hate it
89:08
i hate that oh i hate that it's cause
89:10
you're winking i'm not winking
89:12
that's just how big my eye is turn it
89:14
back on
89:16
no i'm not gonna oh i'm not gonna post
89:18
the edited version it'll get more likes
89:19
but i'm not gonna post the edited
89:20
version
89:21
my eye oh my eye
89:24
oh my god i kind of gave up on the bokeh
89:28
effect
89:29
so seductive oh yeah send me the edit
89:32
just get photoshop
89:33
send me the edit do i post the edit or
89:36
do i post the main one i'd have just
89:38
posted the main one but
89:40
you read it photo like woman yeah that's
89:42
the point bud
89:43
it's photoshop liquify it's already
89:45
baked in
89:49
both that's a terrible idea that's a
89:52
terrible idea
89:53
if you post the edit say it's edited
89:54
yeah yeah i mean like
89:56
i mean i don't have to put that in a
89:57
twitter post i'm not gonna put this is
89:59
an edited photo on twitter
90:01
um because yeah i'm just not gonna post
90:03
the edited version
90:05
that's too much anyway no one does that
90:06
[ __ ] i think dude someone was talking
90:08
make it obviously edited sure let's edit
90:11
it to like extreme right so there there
90:13
we go we made it good right
90:15
good photo right kind of like what
90:17
anyone would post on instagram right
90:19
let's make it hyper feminine oh my god i
90:22
just realized like
90:23
i made my eyes smaller here i didn't
90:24
even realize i did that i made it like
90:26
three smaller okay let's make
90:29
each eye kind of not big
90:33
but you know what i mean a little bit
90:35
bigger
90:36
let's go to nose uh nose width
90:40
really [ __ ] small nose height
90:45
that's [ __ ] stupid looking now that
90:48
just looks dumb
90:49
i want to still make it
90:53
okay there we go uh smile let's give
90:56
myself a bit more of a smile
90:57
let's make myself a bit more perky perky
91:00
there we go
91:02
oh god that looks horrific upper lip we
91:05
got to make that bigger
91:06
lower lip
91:09
honestly i don't want to [ __ ] with the
91:11
lip mouth wide
91:13
nice looking good baby let's put my
91:16
mouth a little bit wider
91:17
mouth height what the [ __ ]
91:23
hey it's me finn here to stream another
91:27
minecraft video god damn i love this
91:31
tool
91:31
forehead let's lower that all the way
91:33
down character take away my forehead
91:35
entirely
91:37
huh i don't like you yeah i am
91:41
chin height lower that [ __ ] immediately
91:43
okay uh jawline
91:45
make that [ __ ] small as [ __ ] face width
91:49
give myself a little bit nope never mind
91:51
no more face width
91:52
uh what else eye height
91:58
what it's doing that's awful
92:01
uh i tilt oh
92:17
oh looking good babe looking good babe
92:22
let's make myself sad now because my
92:25
nose is so
92:26
because my eyes are so [ __ ]
92:29
uh
92:32
it's my face wide this time oh my god
92:36
god i love it and now now we give myself
92:39
an ego boost
92:41
oh oh wow much better
92:45
that's so cursed oh my god okay
92:49
there we go gg boys i didn't really do
92:51
anything
92:53
um alien there's alien [ __ ] dude
92:56
let's just quickly go back okay
93:00
we could actually try and get rid of
93:01
this i can actually showcase a little
93:03
bit of photoshop skill
93:04
and get out the fake boobs i think i
93:07
could actually make
93:08
make this work let's make a brush a
93:09
little bit bigger and
93:11
make the i don't know 50 hardest is
93:13
probably fine
93:15
actually no i want to like all right
93:17
let's just blur these lines
93:21
into that using the clone stamp tool
93:23
although that looks like garbage
93:29
take a few different samples from
93:31
different places
93:34
oh
93:44
[ __ ] photoshop mastery i mean come on
93:48
i mean come on dude photoshop mastery
93:51
dude
93:52
before after before after before after
93:55
easy
93:55
easy deep fry it's not that bad
93:59
okay fine let's go on to filter is there
94:02
a denoise yeah
94:02
noise oop noise uh
94:06
reduced noise let's zoom in on my face
94:08
like a lot
94:10
go on to this okay let's zoom in to like
94:13
okay that's really [ __ ] blurry right
94:15
watching you are 50 hardness
94:22
wait is mine previewing on that's not
94:24
doing [ __ ]
94:27
it's not doing [ __ ] advanced
94:31
that's not doing [ __ ]
94:35
that's not doing anything
94:40
it's not doing anything
94:44
oh okay let's not let's choose to
94:47
preserve
94:49
let's preserve details up to that let's
94:51
set that to 10 although that doesn't do
94:53
[ __ ]
94:55
hey i didn't do anything did it
94:59
hmm
95:04
not doing anything to a picture as a
95:05
whole not really
95:10
reduce color noise let's up that let's
95:12
downgrade that actually
95:15
i guess that doesn't
95:18
oh that actually does help a little bit
95:21
that makes like random yellow splotches
95:23
but now it just looks blurry
95:24
like watch i don't know if you can tell
95:27
that on camera hold on
95:29
when i go there look lips get less red
95:32
everything gets less saturated and like
95:33
blurs
95:35
with that
95:38
like look yeah it's
95:41
not very good i have to resaturate it
95:44
but that just kind of like
95:46
ah not good i don't like that tool
95:50
i don't know there's no way of fixing it
95:53
blurring is usually how you denoise no
95:56
it's not
95:57
you blur the entire [ __ ] image you
96:00
could like i
96:00
if it was a more detailed photo i could
96:03
like show you how to like i know how to
96:04
correct skin stuff
96:06
but yeah there's like a anyway
96:10
pepe laughs master photoshop i'm sorry
96:13
um if you wanted like okay here's a like
96:15
spot on my shoulder right just go on
96:16
clone stamp tool
96:17
oh that's terrible okay find a spot with
96:19
a similar shaded area
96:21
there you go now it's oh god what the
96:23
[ __ ]
96:25
actually let's set my hardness up
96:32
actually just realize hardness doesn't
96:34
matter it's the opacity in fact let's
96:36
say hardness all the way down
96:38
and up my size a little bit not a lot
96:43
there we go covered and then this one
96:50
covered oh my god wrong layer bro no i'm
96:53
editing the main layer i don't care
96:55
i don't care i'm not even doing layers
96:57
i'm a photoshop master what do i need
96:59
layers for
97:01
what i need layers i'm so smart and cool
97:03
and smart
97:05
i'm so smart and cool and smart so smart
97:08
and cool and smart
97:09
done baby done baby is that a spot
97:12
i guess it is i got a spot though look
97:14
at that see that's a sign of my high
97:16
testosterone
97:17
i didn't [ __ ] fix much just so let me
97:20
get rid of my sign of my high
97:22
testosterone real quick
97:23
right wait
97:28
okay this it's not the best job
97:32
i'm okay at this this is okay there you
97:34
go
97:35
i fixed a couple spots and made the
97:36
image brighter i did great
97:38
look at how i made look at how amazingly
97:40
good my edit is
97:42
bam see that giant difference look at
97:46
that
97:46
oh god damn look how cool i am
97:50
okay fine i didn't change it much at all
97:52
um
97:54
i don't really care which one of these i
97:55
post too bright it's not too bright
97:57
what do you mean it's too bright deep
98:00
fry
98:00
[ __ ] filter noise
98:04
add noise
98:08
yeah baby gaussian noise
98:12
yeah baby yeah baby
98:18
adding noise isn't actually a terrible
98:20
idea on a lot of images but
98:22
ish one in maybe not
98:26
in really high detail it's probably a
98:28
decent idea to add grain but
98:30
that's kind of a different thing anyway
98:34
that might be understandable is grain
98:36
understandable
98:38
come on buddy there you go no sharpen
98:43
oh i didn't want to do that i wanted i
98:45
wanted to get a tool for it
98:46
wait what the [ __ ] did i actually do
98:48
something
98:51
oh
98:54
oh [ __ ] get it away wait [ __ ] get it
98:57
away
98:58
there we go i like that better before
99:01
[ __ ] it
99:03
adding grain is an aesthetic noise is a
99:06
bit different to grain i think
99:08
um let's cut me out again
99:11
and let's add like a tiny bit of
99:13
background blur not a lot at all
99:16
i'm gonna try it i think i've done this
99:20
once
99:20
i added i added uh background and
99:22
increased vibrance i did that on a
99:24
selfie
99:24
of a picture shannon did a picture
99:28
shannon did my makeup on a while ago the
99:30
one in on pink wig and a beanie
99:32
i made the uh i made the vibrance big a
99:34
bit better because the eyeshadow really
99:36
didn't like
99:37
on camera it looks so different in real
99:39
life so i just made it look like it was
99:41
in real life and added a blur because i
99:42
thought it was cool
99:44
and there we go and then we just blur
99:46
i'm just going to do a gaussian blur oh
99:48
no actually no i'll do a lens blur
99:50
lens blur and then let's go radius kind
99:53
of low
99:54
that's like less than half it
99:57
four no five let's do one third the
100:00
amount of last time
100:03
like oh wrong thing
100:06
not bad oh [ __ ]
100:11
okay fine this is not it's not even that
100:14
good
100:15
it's not even that good could i have
100:17
added a smart object yes you take any
100:19
pick with the mask on
100:21
no i didn't
100:24
but it does get rid of most of the grain
100:28
fan boy in the void
100:33
i don't know what do you guys think with
100:35
or without
100:39
oh you know be kind of interesting hold
100:41
on
100:43
um cutting this out
100:47
before i did that cutting the mic out
100:52
although it doesn't make a ton of
100:53
difference here does it
100:57
no that's stupid what do you think
101:00
remove chair add couch yeah let's make
101:03
it a whole like room
101:04
let's like add lights and [ __ ] now
101:08
maybe my photoshop editing will be a
101:10
different wait it's a trap oh god oh god
101:12
oh no oh god
101:14
okay fine i'm done i'm done editing
101:16
how's a good photo
101:18
let me do that how did i do that with my
101:20
face let me get some good lighting again
101:22
how did i
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do that with my face damn dude how do i
101:26
look so good all the time oh my god
101:34
i need to get my hair good though
101:41
there you go send help i took 700 pixels
101:44
today i have a problem yeah oh damn
101:46
the noises from your camera bruh get a
101:49
better get better lighting
101:51
it's not that really but thank you
101:52
[ __ ] oh mit
101:54
what that thank you i don't think i've
101:57
seen you gif subs or
101:58
donate or anything before thank you for
102:00
your first time holy [ __ ] thanks man
102:02
those are my goodness herbs
102:04
so nice to me uh i didn't get any
102:07
picture of the mask on now
102:09
because it didn't look very good
102:12
it's fine for the aesthetic but it
102:14
doesn't look very good i mean i don't
102:15
personally think i look very good in it
102:17
um i think it's something for some
102:19
people on a scale of one to ten how much
102:22
do you miss the boy clothes
102:24
uh i'd say it's like a background worry
102:27
at this point
102:28
it's usually shoes that i have an issue
102:30
with everything else is fine
102:33
shirts stella i've got a ton um
102:37
shirts are fine trousers could be better
102:40
i have a
102:41
limited selection of jogging bottoms
102:43
which i would like more of
102:44
i have like maybe three or four usually
102:46
have more because they always get dirty
102:48
and then i refuse to wear them
102:50
um but i also have leggings which is
102:54
good i don't know
102:55
dude and skirts and [ __ ] they're they're
102:57
okay i don't wear skirts much around the
102:59
house
103:00
i have done though um it depends what
103:02
i'm doing right
103:06
you have flat women shoes but you keep
103:07
choosing to have you to wear heels i
103:09
don't wear heels around the house
103:10
i mean i usually just don't wear shoes
103:12
around the house and when i do wear
103:13
shoes
103:14
it's like to to stream so i wear heels
103:17
right i probably wear heels more than
103:19
more than uh what's it called probably
103:22
wear heels more than
103:23
flats but that's cause i don't wear
103:25
shoes
103:27
i only wear shoes a few times it's just
103:29
go out go out places
103:30
and then i wear flats but it's always
103:32
the same shoes
103:33
it's always just those like either way
103:35
the light up ones or the
103:37
um how long does it take you to pray for
103:40
a stream depends on the stream this one
103:41
took like three hours
103:42
because i was trying to get the outfit
103:44
right
103:45
my so just gave me the idea why don't
103:48
you get a wall mounted ring light
103:51
yeah i could but why
103:54
my lighting's fine in my opinion i don't
103:56
know i can get a camera mounted one
103:59
toes painted yep they are
104:02
my my toenails are purple or plum
104:06
so you guys are uh interested i wouldn't
104:08
choose the color i think i'd have rather
104:10
gone like red
104:11
but it works
104:14
one of them's already came off not my
104:16
toe my toenail
104:17
not my toenail my toenail polish
104:22
uh i stubbed my toe
104:25
anyway i still don't get how you look so
104:27
feminine
104:28
makeup and practice makeup practice hair
104:31
eyelashes
104:32
honestly listen lads
104:35
you know there was that trend of um
104:37
there was that trend
104:38
of girls putting their boyfriends in
104:41
made outfits right fake eyelashes
104:45
i don't know how no one's done this [ __ ]
104:47
yet but literally
104:49
fake eyelashes and it's it's you're dude
104:53
there's not many people that don't look
104:55
super feminine in eyelashes
104:58
in all fairness i've been told that i
104:59
look like i go from like a man
105:01
to a woman right so the eyelashes do an
105:05
awful lot
105:07
like even uh potastic p she said that
105:09
like uh when she was like reacting to me
105:11
she said like
105:13
she was so impressed that i went from
105:14
like you know like a dude
105:16
to it to a girl not like i looked super
105:19
feminine before i look like a guy
105:20
and i can go to a girl i think it's
105:22
literally eyelashes it's
105:24
really eyelashes and lighting in the
105:26
wrong lighting let me put myself in the
105:27
wrong lighting right
105:31
don't look exactly feminine eh
105:34
or like that hold on
105:41
don't look very feminine but in soft
105:42
lighting where it doesn't like
105:44
exaggerate features then you know there
105:47
you go
105:52
still fam [ __ ] you i don't like you
105:55
people
105:56
you people i hate you hate you a lot
106:00
wait hold on
106:13
[Laughter]
106:19
he said he said i wasn't manly
106:24
i'm eating what the [ __ ]
106:27
oh man that's funny
106:33
that's good what what
106:38
smell of dulles
106:41
oh man that was a feminine giggle shut
106:43
up girls don't fight
106:44
this one does okay
106:47
i'm gonna uh i'm gonna post the like
106:50
i say the original image it's not
106:52
technically the original image it's the
106:53
one where i photoshopped the
106:54
this bit of bob out that you could see
106:56
and made it a little bit brighter
106:58
is that cool i'm not going to say it's a
107:00
edited photo because i literally just
107:01
made the image brighter
107:03
plus because my camera makes it darker
107:04
when i take a picture like
107:06
this is a lot more contrasty than that
107:08
photo
107:09
so ah [ __ ] is that necessary to say it's
107:12
edited
107:13
i don't think that's a bit of a scam
107:15
okay it's fine but yeah
107:19
if i take you out on a date you need to
107:20
wear deodorant no
107:23
oh dude i only dude i'm still a teenager
107:25
bro i still don't want deodorant much
107:28
i still don't wear deodorant much is
107:30
that me being [ __ ]
107:31
disgusting because i still don't to be
107:34
honest with you
107:37
is that bad i think it's bad isn't it
107:41
i think that's bad
107:48
i mean i went dollis
107:52
every now and then i can't say i'm great
107:54
at doing it every day but i
107:55
i you know it's a thing
108:09
[Music]
108:15
five months pog i was too nervous last
108:18
time to say it outright but your streams
108:20
help me
108:22
with accepting myself as trans female
108:24
transgender pride
108:26
oh holy [ __ ] thank you bro
108:31
perfume's one of our rules scam i'm i
108:33
it's
108:36
in my defense i oh okay listen it's
108:40
i'm around the house all day though it's
108:42
listen i didn't wear it today fine
108:44
fine and no one sees me though sprayed
108:48
that
108:48
right on my mouth mmm now i can smell
108:51
that all the time
108:52
it's just for me really
108:56
you just want me to wear just for me
109:00
it's a little strange i don't need to i
109:03
don't need to smell it i just get used
109:05
to the smell don't i
109:06
isn't that how you work you could live
109:08
in like
109:09
anarchy that's why cat that's why people
109:11
that own cats don't think their house
109:13
smells
109:15
because they do i own a cat well i did
109:17
own a cat the house smells
109:19
you just get used to the smell it just
109:21
smells like normal air
109:23
and then you leave the house then you
109:24
come back and like cool and then you
109:25
immediately get used to it
109:28
spray that right in my mouth finn oh my
109:31
god
109:35
what am i calling this instagram post
109:38
harry
109:39
hot af bunnygirl xxx
109:44
uh
109:48
i'm gonna call it hot af i think you can
109:50
check my actual
109:52
file name i genuinely am calling it
109:56
hot af
110:05
what should i why should i caption it um
110:12
what should i caption it what should i
110:15
caption it
110:22
insults my cats yes i'm insulting that
110:25
everyone's
110:25
everyone that owns a cat their house
110:27
smells a little bit like cats
110:30
at least if you've got the like the the
110:31
place where they [ __ ] inside it smells
110:33
like
110:34
that all the time oh my god
110:40
oh dang did the walk happen yeah
110:53
donator i am a trans female finn
110:56
thank you bro also one of the very first
111:00
i said bro to everyone
111:01
will get from hrt is that you go from
111:04
boys mall to girls
111:08
[Music]
111:10
yeah i mean sure i don't know why you
111:12
keep giving me tips on hrt
111:14
i'm not gonna do hrt uh
111:20
put a walk on youtube probably will be
111:25
is that what it's called
111:28
is that what it's called i genuinely
111:29
don't know what that song is called if
111:31
you just told me what the song that i've
111:32
been trying to find is called
111:35
hold on let me look it up is that what
111:37
it's called it's the piano one that
111:39
everyone plays
111:41
[Music]
111:43
yeah it is [ __ ] yeah i didn't know the
111:46
song name thank you random chat person
111:48
thank you that's so nice of you that's
111:50
what i've been
111:51
thinking that's what's been going
111:52
through my head
111:56
catfish time baby
112:12
catfish time it's kind of a good caption
112:14
for twitter
112:15
am i a bunny or am i a catfish
112:29
what are you doing right now just
112:30
looking at chat what breed are you
112:33
oh god uh i'm honestly just like i'm
112:36
looking at chat and trying to think of a
112:38
good
112:38
um good [ __ ] caption
112:42
check the reddit okay i will do finn did
112:45
a big
112:45
wait finn bikini but he can't type
112:47
because of his massive slung
112:49
with okay listen without sounding like
112:51
i'm bragging or anything
112:53
it was pretty hard
112:58
i'm just [ __ ] saying i
113:02
listen i'm not bragging is that a latex
113:04
dress what the [ __ ]
113:05
is it yeah i think it is uh it's like a
113:08
it's like a
113:10
leotard i've just put a skirt around
113:11
little well it has a skirt on it
113:14
it's kind of a dress i guess it's very
113:16
very short something that's why i'm not
113:18
standing too much
113:19
just notice we reached that yeah okay
113:22
donation we did
113:23
good job chat that mean we gonna have
113:25
another girl month in january or
113:27
february
113:29
yep that's the one
113:33
you a girl or a boy not to be rude for
113:36
this month i am a i am a girl
113:38
for every other month i am a guy
113:42
finn is identity theft oh god
113:48
i'm guessing the um dude the the [ __ ]
113:51
what's it called oh do you remember when
113:54
we came up with drembo in the [ __ ] we
113:56
found out that finsexual was a thing
113:59
during when we found that out
114:00
and it matches me perfectly like it's i
114:03
just realized
114:04
oh yeah yeah it's like attraction to
114:06
femininity it's called finsexual
114:08
that's [ __ ] hilarious to me it just
114:12
works out so well it's like the universe
114:13
intended for it man
114:17
three months for bob's from january
114:18
onwards
114:20
fine why are you wearing a white
114:22
necklace with all black it's an ariana
114:23
grande cosplay goddammit that's what she
114:25
wore
114:26
and also it's called contrast you
114:29
[ __ ] fashion degenerate what do you
114:32
wear just all of one color
114:34
all the time your monochrome at all
114:36
times
114:37
i mean sure i am usually but still
114:40
give it a bit of contrast give it a bit
114:43
of
114:43
spice get your fashion step your fashion
114:46
game up
114:48
ah
114:51
so it's [ __ ] my favorite video of all
114:53
time is that like one michael clip from
114:55
gca
114:56
how about you suck my [ __ ]
115:00
my [ __ ] best clip of all time that
115:03
and the uh
115:04
and the dude that like [ __ ] throws a
115:06
hot dog down his throat
115:08
and then he says like he says something
115:11
i can't remember and he
115:12
looks up he goes what he spits i gotta
115:14
show you now hold on
115:16
hold up hot dog guy vine
115:22
yeah yeah yeah where's the short version
115:27
why is there no short version
115:32
oh because i'm just saying
115:39
the point i've never seen nobody be able
115:40
to do this
115:42
watch this watch this watch this watch
115:43
this favorite video of all time
115:48
i can do it quick okay
115:51
i'm just saying
116:00
i'm just bragging about it
116:05
it's so good it's me after i do anything
116:09
i see
116:17
he does it so well look look at him go
116:20
okay i'm just saying
116:30
this is my favorite [ __ ] video of all
116:32
time i love this [ __ ] video
116:34
look at the smile on his face
116:36
[Music]
116:38
oh my god i love it
116:42
i'm just saying i'm just saying
116:50
i aspire to one day have 10
116:53
of the confidence of that man right
116:55
there oh my god
117:05
it's not funny it is funny it's so
117:07
[ __ ] funny to me
117:09
oh god oh [ __ ]
117:12
god five months pog
117:17
oh bing bong it's probably time to end
117:20
the stream this is actually a really
117:21
really long live stream
117:30
oh my god okay i posted my tweet go like
117:32
my goddamn tweet i'm posting it at 1am
117:34
so this thing's
117:35
probably gonna die but go like my tweet
117:39
go like my tweet minks got raided by ted
117:41
oh no
117:42
ted ready minks now i've got no chance
117:45
how am i supposed to get into minx's
117:47
heart
117:47
if she's been raided by was it
117:49
technovision ted neverson
117:54
[ __ ] god damn it i'm not oh
117:57
[ __ ] god damn it
118:01
um go like my tweet
118:04
oh trisha's birdie oh yeah remember her
118:07
who should we oh botastic p
118:09
wait this is kind of my chance to say hi
118:10
to potastic p again
118:14
oh she's doing an ad for hot pockets god
118:16
damn it am i going to give her adsense
118:18
she deserves it fantastic pee yeah let's
118:21
do potassium she's great oh let's check
118:23
reddit first hold on
118:24
sorry uh let me quickly check the
118:26
crossdressing reddit what am i at
118:28
hold on one sec let me reveal this
118:30
information cross-dressing
118:33
hey there's your boy okay number three
118:35
good we're almost there
118:37
how many more 400 more likes and we're
118:39
there
118:40
400 more okay
118:44
finster uh
118:49
what's happening on the reddit oh my god
118:53
get down on roses
118:57
thanks hannah oh god that is a very
119:00
edited picture of me
119:04
this is just terrible uh
119:08
what's happening on the reddit
119:12
pigtail challenge oh [ __ ] sake
119:23
down voted god damn he [ __ ] does it
119:26
too doesn't he
119:28
you dick you dick
119:34
he's laughing at me i know you are how
119:37
dare you
119:39
thank you for showing us how to do a
119:40
pigtail i need like a drug
119:42
okay damn the reddit's really active
119:46
recently holy [ __ ]
119:48
that's so cool
119:55
meme review me figuring out my sexuality
119:58
offense to being a man and
120:00
processing and cross-dressing as a woman
120:02
is this what bisexuality feels like
120:04
it do be oh that's a very edited god
120:08
damn i don't like when people i don't
120:09
like when that's my face changed i mean
120:12
it's always interesting right like
120:14
clearly people are kind of into it i
120:16
guess but
120:17
i don't know very very edited photos go
120:23
[Music]
120:24
okay
120:30
okay she is very bad motion tracking but
120:35
it is
120:36
nice upvote uproot very good
120:40
nice oh god i already saw this one this
120:44
is funny
120:48
gay look oh this one was the one i was
120:51
like that's very edited look
120:52
this one i was like oh god that just
120:55
makes me look strange
120:58
but you'll see my butt show me
121:01
show me the butt show me that dude's
121:03
butt
121:05
okay i was hiding my butt it's fine an
121:07
interesting selfie
121:09
hey bunny cosplay looking great today oh
121:11
hi so nice [ __ ] yeah dude
121:13
ready good ready good good profile
121:16
picture for the reddit too
121:23
anyway okay anyway uh let's go raid
121:27
potastic bee
121:29
because she does over it um
121:33
her camera's so [ __ ] good why is he
121:35
got no grain bro okay
121:37
raid potassic
121:40
p all right buds
121:46
all right buddy i'm gonna get out of all
121:47
this everything
121:49
and you're going to go have a fun time
121:51
in potassium stream i think she's
121:53
doing lego or some [ __ ] i don't know
121:54
what she's doing but she's a very fun
121:56
person you should watch her streams
121:58
and she's showing her feet right now so
122:00
have fun
122:02
good lord anyway have fun boys i'll see
122:05
you in the next one
122:06
peace that was a strange kiss
122:13
all right let's see what happens here in
122:15
this perfect portion too so
122:17
for me i think if i eat a whole one
122:18
that's like good enough for me let's
122:20
talk about hot pockets
122:21
and it's real quick hot pockets
122:26
happening yeah
122:29
i especially like that it's quick and
122:30
easy to make which henry should be
122:32
making me
122:33
one upstairs if he doesn't actually
122:35
gonna say it when she's gonna say it
122:36
when she's gonna sit
122:36
i'll just heat one up myself you can see
122:38
it i think she's gonna say it
122:40
wait so you guys can't buy hot pockets
122:42
in um europe
122:43
no fin ride or australia finra
122:48
there it is
122:52
thank you so much for the gigantic raid
122:56
i am so honored i've been raided by the
122:59
prettiest grill
123:00
ever no i rated the prettiest grill
123:04
and welcome finsters welcome to this
123:07
special stream
123:08
today we are going to be building legos
123:10
with henry
123:12
um from nxr plays and mxr mod as well as
123:15
today's stream
123:16
is sponsored by hot pockets so if you
123:19
buy hot pockets
123:20
then you also get some bit redemption
123:22
rewards so if you type in
123:24
exclamation point hot pockets or
123:25
exclamation point pockets fits
123:27
you're gonna get a link go to the link
123:29
buy a hot pocket
123:30
and buy a hot pocket you'll get bits
123:33
what the [ __ ] is a hot pocket thank you
123:35
again so much for the rave by the way
123:38
it's fine i don't know what a hot pocket
123:40
is
123:44
what's a hot pocket pocket i think hot
123:48
pockets like pop tarts is american thing
123:50
all right you americans let's go hop
123:52
boom bob thank you so much for that the
123:54
[ __ ] a hot pocket
123:56
what are you what are the fin people
123:58
called
124:01
people the nesters the finessers that's
124:04
funny
124:05
because you finesse people i don't i
124:06
almost don't want to see this cringe
124:10
lesbians really you guys call yourself
124:12
sims
124:13
you guys are very rare special game
124:17
[Music]
124:19
very special that's pretty good
124:22
sensors the sim thinners synthesis
124:26
oh she's nice anyway i'm gonna head off
124:29
here i will