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hello it's a bit more a secret stream i
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didn't really announce it i didn't
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really do anything i kind of just told a
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group chat and then went live
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so i'm not entirely sure how this will
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go but
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i want to play some minecraft today i'll
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play some
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some of the craft hold on let me let me
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post in discord
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uh as you see practice
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hoping i don't die okay
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so as soon as you may know it is
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on the by the way i look so scuffed no i
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am not wearing any makeup
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do i plan to maybe maybe you guys can
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choose the makeup later on i'm not
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entirely sure
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but this might end up but i'm gonna beat
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look dude i'm gonna be on such a small
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screen look at this i mean i'm gonna be
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all the way up somewhere somewhere
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looking like this
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do i even have to do my makeup for
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something like this i don't know dude i
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can
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i could do my eyebrows and put on some
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red lipstick think people would think i
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really tried
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um but yeah uh i might do that just for
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fun maybe you guys can have a bit of a
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dress-up session
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but yeah it is we're gonna try pogba
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milk
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we're gonna try and um not come in last
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place
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again uh i
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really hope so this is the first time
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i've ever practiced for mcc
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uh as you can probably tell if you've
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watched my previous mcc
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some makeup is required via the rules
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yes okay i'm very sorry
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all day i was i was out eating i was
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eating strawberries because i realized
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the strawberries from
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that place was very good and i was
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seeing my parents so i'm very sorry i
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didn't really dress up
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to see my mom and dad oh that was
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another thing on the 2nd of december
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some rules change i'm so [ __ ] happy
01:40
about this is he a guy or a girl
01:41
big manly man my guy i'm a guy he's
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still a guy
01:46
the way you put that still a guy
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god damn it when's he gonna change what
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am i gonna switch sides
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yeah no i had some really nice news
01:57
actually gigachad alphamale
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can i just change my [ __ ] username to
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that that'd be great
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uh but yeah no i'm uh i i just the rules
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changed on the covet thing
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this is a little thing i just wanted to
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say because it's so nice i'm very very
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happy about it
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hi oh wait is everyone from twitches
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here hello sorry i'm just telling you a
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cool story before uh before i get
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started
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we're gonna be doing a little bit of
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practice by the way on mcc
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so i don't come in last again are you
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wearing makeup i'm not
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how cool is that
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subs for eight months now i mean come on
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it feels like forever now
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love you
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oh it's mystic oh mystic
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do i do you want bigger bobs i'm very
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i'm very very small bobs
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do you want bigger ones um you got
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bigger ones hold on that's
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that's a fair point it's only going to
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take me a second hold on okay one sec
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one second you're gonna be black screen
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no actually you can look at uh no wait
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no you can look at you can look at
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uh mcc there you go take it all in
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take it all in while i'm putting on
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bigger bobs but yeah no
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i'm um maybe i should do makeup too
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i always wear like ver the smallest of
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bob so they're
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less inconvenient for me which you know
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this this there's got to be a
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perk that uh women have got to be
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jealous of but yeah no uh i have those
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the rules changing covert thing i'm now
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allowed to see my parents
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i'm now allowed to see my parents isn't
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that so cool
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i'm allowed to go around to their house
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again because i live in my own home it's
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such a pug dude
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i miss them so much my sister was so
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happy about it
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um single occupancy bubble yeah dude
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it's
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nuts i can see my family for the for the
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holidays
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which is so so nice um i'm very
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very thankful for that it's very cool
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i'm glad the government at least allowed
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me to do that
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but yeah very very very cool ruby's like
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ruby's the most like law-abiding citizen
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ever like i came into the house
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um before we knew that the rules were
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changed you don't know alerts i'm
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working
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uh aren't they hold on
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it seems they are always big bobs
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yeah mystic said bob check was it not
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showing up on screen
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oh by hello here they are
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i think it's working no
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that worked i don't know we'll see
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oh not on the mcc one yeah yeah oh sorry
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one sec it's just one of the
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things let me do yeah streamlab works on
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here okay cool it's right here
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yeah this is fine this works fine cool
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ah yeah but now i'd see them are you
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gonna go see them as rose i did see them
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as rose today
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well i mean i didn't really dress up for
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it i was wearing this and like obviously
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just some
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joggers i've got like three pairs of
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joggers that i can wear as rose and it's
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still abiding by the rules so i'm very
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happy about that is this gonna work
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uh let me see if this still works oh it
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does no way
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no way vroom okay
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i've never actually done this before is
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this just like
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i've literally never been on the server
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oh hell yes five months let's go baby
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what
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the [ __ ] is this rocket spleef i've
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never played this in my entire life
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do i i can't just how do i do it this
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game is still under development never
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mind
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is that one yep i don't have i don't
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have optifine this sucks
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what's the good one to actually do
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actually made it to a live stream hey
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it's a bit of a chill one so how's the
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hangover i don't get hangovers
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i'm so dude again high testosterone i
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do not get hangovers i'm really good at
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it now i got really good at not getting
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hangovers i've got a strategy my
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strategy is basically stay awake for as
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long as you can and then sleep that's my
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strat
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um also water
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water and food and well i had a ton of
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pizza didn't i
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so yeah great strategy parkour tag i've
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never played that
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ah parkour warrior that's like the only
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one i ever [ __ ] up on
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what like 50 ninja five
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what the [ __ ] like 15 inches that's such
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a good name
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it's got numbers in it too a man of my
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own of my own being
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oh what the heck [ __ ] thank you for
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the five gifted subs thank you that's so
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nice of you
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i haven't seen you give subs before i
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think that's your first time thank you
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for
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that and last man eight months always
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started
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oh wait [ __ ] i started so this is gonna
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be the exact map they used to
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i've never okay let's see how fast we
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can do this
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nice nice nice i'm good i'm great i'm
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great i'm doing amazing
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dude what how did i ever even find this
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a challenge
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it's the it's the what's it called one
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that's always the [ __ ]
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it's the uh the glass one that i can
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never get right
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what the [ __ ] is this oh i didn't think
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it was gonna
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nope not a chance okay
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i didn't think it was gonna do that i
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didn't think he was going to act like a
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ladder
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and just step me up oh you did it again
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thank you for the
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now 10 gifted subs thanks for the five
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oh dude
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okay this isn't that bad i that that was
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way easier than
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i feel like the last time i've only died
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once now
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howdy howdy
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[ __ ] me please don't send me back okay
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good
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i thought it was gonna send me back to
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the jumps
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in hope you're doing well you were in my
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dream last night
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and you hugged me and honestly you're a
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great hugger
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thank you i was watching amazon i'm a
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great hugger
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nice i like to think i am i've got a
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nice like cozy hoodie
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it's got to add some layers of comfort
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you [ __ ] you piece of you piece of [ __ ]
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you [ __ ] oh my god oh five months
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girl
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hell yeah hold on i'm gonna rage quite a
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significant amount of this
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oh okay cool that was easy enough 51
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seconds not my best time
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basically the last time i ever played on
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mcc i came in 36th and then the time
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before no
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yeah no sorry i came in like 34th or
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something
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and then last time before that i came in
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36th
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and i have not practiced this is the one
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no no it's not this is this is fine
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oh [ __ ] okay it was fine this one was
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okay with me
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i think last time oh my god damn it
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okay piece of [ __ ]
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okay bam how did i even get caught on
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anything there
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you just have to not touch the sides you
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can only really bounce twice too
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okay at least this is significantly less
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stressful not bad okay fine that's a
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trick with like
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looking which way to go i kind of want
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to do that again to be honest with you
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hold on i want to do that one again i
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want to carry on practicing this one
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because this sucks oh wait i just got a
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bad jump [ __ ]
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okay yep
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yep oh i'm good at it i'm good at it
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okay there we go
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i'm good at it five months pog okay
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this is one i legitimately couldn't get
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past before
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what what
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what
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what wait
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what the [ __ ]
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i think i spent 20 minutes on that last
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time
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are you [ __ ] kidding me
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park dude that is a lot of pop hold on
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can i enable chat one sec i can't see
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chat on the screen let me add a chat
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thing um one sec man
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no oh no my steaming amazon
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no no amazon my steam live three
10:20
one sec let me add a uh let me add
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something real quick let me add a
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chat function so i can see you guys
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there
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that's nuts how did that even i don't
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even know how i did that my guy
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where's chat why can't i not see chat
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box chat box there we go i was thinking
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about you last night
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but we were doing more than hugging
10:42
god [ __ ] damn it matthew god [ __ ]
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damn it matthew
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matthew why matthew i swear to god no
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horny no warning today please
10:52
first try wow
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right i'm really quite impressed to
10:57
myself about that
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what the heck i've lit i took so long
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why'd i do that
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how big should we have this box to be
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who knows let's see if i can get game
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capture to work actually
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it should work fine let's see uh let me
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just find out if it does
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come on are you gonna go are you gonna
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go oh there it is okay it works fine
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cool
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this also was an issue for me if i can
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get this one on like
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if i can get this one too no
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it's the easiest jump oh [ __ ] okay i
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could never really work out whether
11:34
going like just straight like that was a
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good
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method i'm not entirely sure or like
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stopping on each
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one and then jumping it might be the
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strat to stop on each one and then jump
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because you're gonna have like four
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blocks
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hmm but it is
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how did that even how did that even
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happen though
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um okay
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damn dude this is gonna be the one right
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[ __ ] okay fine
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fine it's gonna be this one that i suck
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at
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it's gonna be this one this is my new
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downfall i've got it this is my new
12:23
downfall
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the other one was the doors i spent like
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20 minutes on the doors last time and i
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did this one like
12:28
reasonably quickly i thought
12:32
i but now this one's gonna be the one
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that ruins me
12:42
he says let's go okay fine so it's the
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strat to not stop
12:46
and just keep moving ladders were okay
12:50
for me last
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time let's go
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let's go dude i clench so hard
12:57
my butthole is the size of a penny right
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now
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i dude what
13:06
why am i never this good in like actual
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mcc
13:10
i feel like i'm doing a lot better oh
13:13
[ __ ] okay it's not moving straight again
13:20
what the heck happened there okay fine
13:23
i don't know whether you need to nail
13:25
this one and
13:26
me in the right in the middle or you
13:27
just need to keep moving
13:29
i think this one's one of those ones so
13:30
you just need to keep going forward
13:32
maybe not
13:35
okay you can do this going forward like
13:37
that keep holding forward nailed it okay
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fine that's the strat i just need to not
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jump on the
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absolute edge of the block
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okay i wish there was a button to go
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back to the
13:50
last one you're on that would be nice
13:54
because during the turner you're nervous
13:56
af yeah i really do think that's
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it spam this isn't mcc anymore what do
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you mean
14:04
what the hell are you
14:07
hey buddy welcome to my stream i'm
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[ __ ] this up so badly i'm just
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jumping wrong i'm reading chat sorry
14:13
who's my team i'm playing with tommy
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turbo and uh
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tommy turbo and cpk all very
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parkour warrior was removed from mcc
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it's been replaced with parkour tag so
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you shouldn't need to practice it
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no is that true hold on
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one second no is that true
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hold on hold on
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is that true hello rose it's good to see
14:50
you practice for mmc
14:53
however parkour warrior was blown up and
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is no longer a game in mcc
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kekw
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i hate this i hate this i hate that i
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hate it here i was doing so well
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i was doing so well
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i was doing so what bruh
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fine you know i was bad at it anyway
15:24
still drunk i didn't read the group chat
15:26
how do you know and i don't
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parkour tag oh
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oh i'm kind of okay at this actually
15:35
do i just how do i even waiting for a
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hunter joint
15:38
i have to [ __ ] wait for someone
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oh [ __ ] this isn't i can't do it single
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player
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that sucks hmm
15:51
i wonder if anyone i wonder if my team's
15:52
around
15:54
uh up for
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parkour tag
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what in the [ __ ] dude oh that oh that
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sucks
16:05
that sucks so bad that sucks so bad
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okay fine fine fine five five five fine
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fine
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don't say f arms race
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ace race here ace race where's ace race
16:22
is that it ace race down there okay
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we'll do that
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dodge bolt yeah i should really practice
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this one
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two months
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no tub is playing among us i think right
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now
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a luminous got a top one yeah okay sure
16:41
i've
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[ __ ] this a lot wait cpk's got sixth
16:44
that's good to know
16:46
turbo and tommy are not on this anywhere
16:49
fundies on it
16:51
smart beans i can beat fondy
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i don't want a lot for christmas there
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is just one thing i need
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i don't care about the presents
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underneath the christmas tree
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all i want for christmas is you oh oh
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yeah
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oh i don't know where i'm going okay at
17:12
least this is a new one
17:14
so the map's not the exact same oh i
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should have jumped but it's fine i got
17:17
the exact same speed
17:19
okay this is okay so far honestly not
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that bad
17:24
oy mother [ __ ] [ __ ]
17:28
i'm really good at this i promise
17:32
my god over there okay fine
17:36
at least now i know that your ace
17:40
ah there [ __ ] i didn't dude
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yeah no i would be so screwed if this
17:45
was my first like
17:47
if i was doing mcc for the first time
17:48
here
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ah oh it's oh god i i don't know how
17:53
that works
17:56
okay right that's fine i can do this
17:59
nailed it nailed it nailed it nailed it
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great doing
18:02
making good time great time even
18:06
wait back around this way i guess dude
18:09
the glass on the floor is like freaking
18:10
me out
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okay oh [ __ ]
18:18
okay that one's further down
18:22
[ __ ] why how do i get up there
18:26
okay cool cool cool
18:30
cool cool oh my
18:33
hey let's go hey
18:36
okay cool that's the lap that's not bad
18:40
that's not bad
18:40
like that's not bad i don't know why
18:42
you're laughing at me that's not bad i
18:44
did pretty good there
18:45
right thanks for the sub by the way i
18:47
did pretty good there
18:49
that's what it did what's up and i'm
18:52
doing even better the second try round
18:53
this is okay
18:55
that's the wrong way [ __ ]
19:00
that's the wrong way again god damn
19:04
i just realized by the way illumina i
19:06
think has already won
19:08
by this point in time right like i'm
19:10
looking at my
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uh i'm looking at my time here
19:13
apparently illumina has already done it
19:15
like look hold on
19:16
can i like back to start immediately
19:18
what's the uh oh yeah hold on
19:20
look at this i was just at two minutes
19:23
and like 10
19:24
seconds i think yeah look that's
19:25
illumina's
19:27
finish time was my time to do a lap and
19:29
a half
19:31
oof okay goal is to get three minutes
19:36
like close to three minutes
19:40
goal is to get three minutes this is the
19:44
wrong way
19:45
the goal is to get three minutes
19:56
is there any cheats for this you reckon
19:57
how do you do it in two that's nuts
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oh hey mother okay fine
20:06
okay
20:12
okay okay
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okay this is going to suck
20:20
okay okay dude kind of making a good
20:24
time right now
20:26
kind of making good time right now
20:37
bruh
20:45
that was kind of good that was kind of
20:47
good
20:49
bro that was kind of good i've i'm
20:52
immediately [ __ ] it up but that was
20:54
pretty decent right
20:55
no oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] it
20:59
like if i did that again i'd come in the
21:01
top 20.
21:02
if i did that exact thing again [ __ ]
21:06
no oh [ __ ] this no
21:09
[ __ ] i was doing so well if i did that
21:12
again i'd come in the top 20.
21:14
no lie
21:19
wait that's not very good is it that's
21:20
like just average
21:23
okay i can make this better i can do
21:25
this
21:26
i aim i'm going worse this time around
21:31
f okay listen wait i did
21:37
how did they even do that
21:42
[ __ ] i
21:44
did so good that first try holy crap
21:48
i am okay
21:51
right need to do better yeah a little
21:55
bit
21:55
okay i think i did fairly well for like
21:58
a first try i did pretty good there
22:00
no that's the one that i always screw up
22:05
on
22:05
every single time no matter what because
22:08
it's like it's not a team game at all i
22:10
can't rely on anyone else i
22:11
i i screwed that one up a little bit but
22:13
the first lap was really quite good
22:16
like hold on let me go up let me go to
22:18
the start on this one
22:19
look look at this look at this look at
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this look at this hold on
22:24
can i not just like fly that'd be nice
22:27
look okay if i did i got like three
22:30
minutes right
22:30
i definitely beat smallish beans
22:35
if i did the exact same lap three times
22:37
i have no [ __ ] clue how aluminum i
22:39
got
22:40
two minutes he did it in half the time
22:43
lap one was good
22:44
that one was great i think okay ready
22:47
three two one
22:49
whoop i'm gonna do it again this time
22:52
correctly
22:53
how did i lose 15 milliseconds
22:59
maybe i should watch illumina do this
23:03
kind of good kind of good kind of good
23:08
okay good so far good so far
23:11
good so far good so far good so far
23:14
pretty damn good so far what
23:20
okay lost a second
23:25
i shouldn't have done that i should have
23:26
just skipped it i should have just
23:28
skipped it
23:31
i should have just skipped it lost two
23:33
seconds
23:34
pretty much i'm doing badly on this one
23:39
[Music]
23:41
[ __ ] this i'm doing it again that was so
23:44
bad
23:46
oh [ __ ] how do i loot how am i losing
23:49
seconds here
23:50
let me start from here but
23:53
i did
23:57
how am i losing how am i losing seconds
24:01
oh [ __ ]
24:03
[Music]
24:10
i know i'm obsessing over this this is
24:12
not worth obsessing over
24:17
okay fine that was the least bad i've
24:19
done so far
24:20
what the [ __ ] how did i do that
24:23
how did i even do that before don't give
24:25
up i'm not giving up i'm doing great
24:27
watch look at that jump don't look at
24:29
that one
24:30
[ __ ] this [ __ ] what do i
24:34
do it's so distracting
24:37
i want to go over there so badly
24:50
oh look at that that was speed demon
24:52
dude
24:53
genuinely speed demon
24:56
okay
24:59
insane
25:03
insane okay this is kind of the one i
25:06
don't really
25:07
i can't do too well oh my god nice
25:12
nice that was pretty good that was
25:14
really good
25:15
best one i've done can i get a
25:18
h-o-o-y-a-h
25:21
no [ __ ]
25:25
fine i'll just carry on i'll see what i
25:26
can do here okay this is not going to be
25:28
my best lap here ever but
25:30
still
25:35
okay fine i've lost four seconds from
25:38
the first time i did it but
25:40
overall okay thing means you are better
25:42
than the last time it's 22nd less than
25:46
the previous run
25:50
i thought red's bad though red's not is
25:52
red not bad absolutely zooming yeah like
25:54
green's gotta be good perfect just
25:56
practice
25:57
i know i'm on it i know i'm on it i'm on
25:59
it i just wanna i just wanna come top
26:01
20.
26:01
basically my theory is if i can not lose
26:03
then i will obsidian
26:05
because i heard you like it hard
26:08
god damn it
26:12
i'm just i like it so hard i'm more like
26:14
bedrock
26:16
am i right ladies
26:19
okay all right
26:22
i cannot jump there and i'll be fine no
26:24
i
26:26
okay that wasn't as good i almost [ __ ]
26:29
that one up
26:31
how do i get down faster do you think
26:33
wow i managed to get it absolutely to
26:34
the mill a second
26:39
[Music]
26:42
next two seconds at it that's fine an
26:44
average lap
26:46
okay as long as i make that jump then
26:48
it's fine
26:56
oh that's so unlucky that's so unlucky
26:59
that is
27:00
that is so unlucky
27:03
[Music]
27:05
okay this one i can get good at i'm
27:08
gonna complete the entire thing this
27:09
time no matter what
27:11
the entire thing all three laps i can do
27:14
it
27:16
okay jump jump
27:29
why did i think i could do that why do i
27:33
think i could do that
27:34
okay this one's fine i'm good with this
27:37
one
27:38
i don't hit any of the souls and stuff
27:41
it's fine soul stone even
27:42
i'm not entirely sure how big a deal is
27:45
hitting that
27:54
it's gonna be one of my worst runs
27:59
i forgot what this thing was called
28:00
actually i forgot it was actually
28:04
okay the next one i'm going to complete
28:05
no matter what this
28:08
let me get a good first lap let me get a
28:10
good did
28:17
i feel like i'm going to lose mcc
28:21
i feel like this i feel like this is
28:23
going to go badly for me
28:25
speed demon right here yeah i'm going
28:27
i'm doing great
28:29
ah like don't get me wrong right
28:32
on the real mcc you essentially get one
28:35
try
28:36
well i guess two right you get
28:40
oh you get three i guess you do the one
28:42
first try and then you
28:44
you kind of see where everything is and
28:46
then you get the other two to do better
28:48
at it
28:49
so getting some practicing is always
28:51
good why is he girl dude
28:54
oh my god not exactly zero
29:01
[ __ ] man
29:04
i gotta aim for the start i gotta be
29:06
okay i gotta concentrate on this
29:08
this is so insanely difficult to get a
29:11
good time on
29:11
[Music]
29:12
i'm not gonna care about this first one
29:14
because it doesn't really matter
29:16
that's kind of all rng
29:20
okay that's bad though
29:26
okay first one i don't have to jump for
29:30
second one i don't have to technically
29:31
jump for but it's fine
29:34
this one i don't have to jump for this
29:35
one i do this one i jump on the side go
29:37
on to that one go on to that one
29:39
that's a hard jump to make going to
29:41
there go over there
29:44
up to the water
29:47
aim high hit the thing
29:51
[ __ ] i didn't jump still made it though
29:57
three seconds not that bad not that bad
29:58
i can make up for that in other ways
30:03
okay dude that's always so close
30:08
okay straight into the water boost boost
30:10
go straight to the side go to the side
30:13
[ __ ] the arrow screwed me
30:16
why are you not boosted
30:21
get stuck on a thing because of a glitch
30:22
love that thank you minecraft
30:24
go down here go over there first lap
30:27
what i do
30:28
one minute and five that's not terrible
30:30
actually
30:31
if i again if i did that i'd come in
30:33
20th this is top 20.
30:37
this is good out of the people that have
30:39
practiced anyway
30:44
it's so hard to like fight the urge to
30:45
like go the wrong way i feel like this
30:50
one i'm doing yeah significantly wow i
30:52
made an extra five seconds on that this
30:56
how'd i make the exact same mistake
30:58
again it's fine though i can recover the
31:00
same way
31:07
no thank you
31:10
okay 69.
31:18
oh okay i need to get right i need to
31:21
get right to the edge then do it
31:22
it's not worth trying to risk it there
31:24
it's three nice
31:26
nice nice nice 69.
31:32
okay this one was the same yeah a little
31:35
bit
31:36
a little bit i guess not bad not bad
31:40
not bad not bad
31:44
okay whole thing the whole thing the
31:46
whole thing the whole thing
31:49
[ __ ] [ __ ] that jump up [ __ ] the jump up
31:51
though
31:53
i almost went the wrong way again okay
31:59
that way hit the thing finally don't
32:02
make the same mistake
32:03
zoom through to the finish line let's go
32:06
an extra four seconds baby
32:11
this one's gonna be my best lap i think
32:13
but even though i screwed a little bit
32:14
of it
32:14
up boom
32:22
yep oh how
32:26
[ __ ] is there a way to do that that's
32:28
better
32:31
no not really [ __ ] dude
32:37
that was better a little bit better okay
32:40
oh
32:52
let's go let's go let's go
32:56
[ __ ] dude i came like last in every
32:59
single one last time
33:01
that's that's pretty good
33:06
that's pretty good i might have a chance
33:09
of getting a bit higher up on the
33:10
scoreboard
33:11
maybe it's going to be hard though i
33:13
could carry on but that's
33:15
dude top 20 top 20.
33:18
not bad it's out of 40 so it's average
33:20
but you know
33:22
that's pretty good for me that's pretty
33:25
darn good
33:26
that is not last place that is not 36th
33:29
place
33:30
awesome
33:33
i'm gonna do it one last time and see
33:35
what i get
33:39
illumina watch out baby your record is
33:41
going to get broken anytime now
33:47
the wrong way oh i'm so good at this
33:51
game man
33:53
so good at this game man
34:00
it's fine if i can make master this jump
34:02
that's all there is to it
34:03
if i can master that jump right there
34:05
that's all there is i'm going for the
34:06
record right now okay
34:09
i'm only taking the best of runs that
34:11
was bad
34:13
only taking the best of runs hi
34:16
queen hey queen i'm doing great thanks
34:19
for asking
34:22
that's never oh dude
34:25
[Music]
34:27
i screwed it
34:32
you usually yeah there you go you don't
34:34
actually have to do that one
34:40
oh my god i clipped the thing
34:44
if i can get that jump right dude if i
34:46
can get that jump right
34:48
i'll be a winner i'll beat dream
34:52
i didn't have to jump there but it
34:53
probably didn't have too much time
34:58
boom boom oh i'm insane okay there we go
35:01
got the jump right
35:02
i don't know how i'm losing time but i
35:03
got the jump right
35:06
boing boing boing
35:14
[ __ ] okay that was bad
35:17
that was bad how do i care how did i hit
35:20
that thing
35:21
[ __ ] okay
35:22
[Music]
35:27
it's fine it's absolutely fine
35:31
this is great it's going really well
35:36
okay not too shabby so far make the jump
35:40
make the jump make the jump make the
35:41
jump let's go
35:42
okay oh that was good
35:45
that was good that felt good that felt
35:47
really good
35:50
[ __ ] it [ __ ]
35:55
you gotta pre-charge the trident you
35:57
can't charge it on land though
35:59
how do you pre-charge the trident you
36:00
can't do it on land
36:02
no why are you a minecraft youtuber
36:05
you're so bad
36:06
i challenge you to try fine fine we'll
36:08
do it first try then
36:10
i'm like messing up these tiny tiny
36:11
little inconsistencies
36:13
i only restart because i want to get it
36:14
perfect
36:18
there we go make that jump cool
36:22
[Music]
36:24
nice
36:28
okay he's doing the girl thing i'm doing
36:31
the golfing until uh
36:32
what's my jig come on chad
36:36
say it with me deep breath no tilt
36:39
deep breath no tilt i'm not tilting bro
36:45
game game why is it dude the game
36:48
screwed me on that one
36:49
oh wait i can just not move there good
36:52
to know
36:55
good to know
36:59
i [ __ ] hate this i hate it here i
37:00
didn't even know i could just not move
37:02
here
37:02
oh oh i okay i can't now can i actually
37:05
it's risky it's a high-risk play play
37:08
why did i how did i do that the first
37:09
time
37:09
[Music]
37:12
jump
37:15
[Music]
37:19
okay apparently i did that okay
37:23
[ __ ] i'm just gonna jump i don't
37:24
think it's worth doing the risks there
37:29
even if it does make me slightly slower
37:33
it's the start dude
37:49
oh that was clean that was so clean
37:52
this is the last clean
37:58
how do you pre-charge the trident also
38:00
how on earth did i just make that
38:03
i don't know what on earth you meant by
38:05
pre-charged trident
38:09
maybe i'm just not really 1.16
38:12
uh literate but i have no idea what that
38:14
meant when you said that
38:22
how [ __ ]
38:26
god damn it dude that's such a hard
38:29
thing to get right too
38:33
i don't know how you optimize calm down
38:34
jesus i'm doing great i'm doing great
38:38
it seems you missing the power off the
38:40
heels
38:41
let's put them on and you see it will go
38:44
perfect carrot carrot
38:45
okay after this if this [ __ ] up i'll
38:48
put on heels okay
38:53
it doesn't look like i'm [ __ ] up but
38:55
honestly i'm doing really well
39:03
come on baby
39:13
right heels it is which one do you want
39:16
baby we're gonna
39:16
fine fine fine what do we want what do
39:19
we want
39:20
what it's over what do we want which one
39:22
do you want what do you want what do you
39:24
want
39:24
what do you want which ones which ones
39:28
pick whichever one you want i'm not even
39:30
in a skirt right now you could uh
39:31
thigh highs would be very annoying
39:35
yeah the least comfortable one
39:38
uh okay black ones okay
39:41
fine okay they're all black and comfy
39:43
that's fine uh there's multiple black
39:46
and comfy ones there's like three stop
39:47
trying to cut corners be smooth not fast
39:50
speed will come with smoothness
39:52
okay obviously not wearing the lucky
39:55
bobs either
39:56
i am i'm wearing pretty pretty fairly
39:58
large but i'm saving for the
39:59
the big lucky bobs the e the f-cut
40:03
bobs the f-cut bobs i'm saving them for
40:07
the real competition okay fine
40:09
you know what [ __ ] it we're gonna do
40:10
this right every time that i majorly
40:12
screw up we'll add something
40:14
how about that we'll make it interesting
40:16
this adds a layer of like i've got to
40:18
get it right
40:18
okay i'm gonna get better at this with
40:20
this
40:22
deal fine every time i really [ __ ] it up
40:29
they are stilettos there we go bam heels
40:32
on
40:33
i'm not even in a skirt yet i think
40:35
that's gonna be the next one to next one
40:36
to happen uh
40:38
let me quickly like adjust my hair so i
40:41
can get maximum performance in game
40:44
uh okay
40:47
the hair is paramount to doing well in
40:49
this
40:51
okay and so is that so is the outfit
40:53
properly showing cleavage that's
40:54
something that needs to happen too
40:56
okay ready let's do it
40:59
oh [ __ ] that's the wrong one no it is
41:01
the right one is it the right one yes
41:02
cool yes it is the right one
41:06
this is like strip poker but it's
41:08
reversed okay right ready
41:10
how do i get this start thing right then
41:13
jump's probably going to be the way
41:14
there's hair in my goddamn face
41:16
also i'm not trying to cut any corners
41:18
besides that corner i just cut
41:20
i think it's literally just like getting
41:22
the
41:23
the start ones right because you want to
41:27
get
41:27
out in a head in front of everyone first
41:29
round i'm just gonna carry on jumping
41:31
normally
41:33
the only corner i really want to be able
41:35
to cut properly is this one
41:38
because i feel like i can get good at it
41:40
like that i would have never done that
41:41
first try
41:46
how though
41:49
i don't think that one i don't think
41:51
that one counted but i don't think that
41:53
one counted we gotta do like a out of
41:54
three
41:55
because like this is gonna go wrong for
41:57
me very quickly
41:59
i don't think that one counted though
42:03
that was not a me script that was the
42:05
game glitching that doesn't count that
42:06
doesn't count
42:10
that doesn't count shut up shut up
42:13
it's fine also why is that one wood and
42:15
this one's all red
42:20
okay a big screw-up would be like
42:24
falling through the ice here or
42:25
something like that
42:26
that'd be a pretty big screw-up that's
42:29
more what i'm counting
42:31
which i'm not gonna do let's go baby
42:33
let's go baby okay
42:35
into the water boop boop this is
42:39
the only time i ever get screwed up oh
42:42
mom's in my departure
42:43
i'm insane
42:50
submit it that was under a minute if i
42:52
can do that every time i'm gonna beat
42:54
fundy
42:56
that was good that was a really good lap
42:58
that was my best lap yet
43:01
under a minute i'm gonna be funny if i
43:04
can do that again
43:06
[ __ ] okay it's fine dude i'm actually
43:09
really invested in this run now i'm
43:12
really invested in this run now
43:14
the power feels
43:19
oh [ __ ] that was close that was close
43:25
oh it was really close it was like a
43:28
minute a
43:29
millisecond okay if i can get in that
43:31
water there go like that
43:35
oh dude come on
43:39
no come on dude why would you why would
43:41
they put that there
43:46
submit it sub in it again
43:50
i don't know how on earth illumina
43:51
completed it 20 seconds from now by the
43:53
way
43:54
that's insane to me
43:58
i'll do genuinely if i can get a sub
44:00
minute again i'll actually win
44:04
that was clean that was pretty clean
44:11
i'll actually be funding
44:24
you as invested in this as i am probably
44:27
[Music]
44:34
not
44:45
yo what's that what is that what is that
44:47
what is that what is that what is that
44:48
what is that what the [ __ ] was that
44:50
where am i on the scoreboard right now
44:54
yo i beat [ __ ] everyone
44:58
if you were a manual night long i am
45:00
like
45:01
i am eight seconds from dream
45:05
oh my oh yes oh my god i'm oh my god
45:10
the [ __ ] heels dude maybe i need to
45:12
get more more dressed
45:14
holy [ __ ] i beat quackity i beat fundy
45:17
by a long shot i beat ib
45:19
s major he made the game i dude
45:25
genuine bro genuinely i mean dude
45:28
let's go let's [ __ ] go dude
45:33
that's insane
45:36
yes yes okay
45:40
all right that's really good that's
45:42
really good the power off heels
45:44
told you you might be right holy [ __ ]
45:47
who knew heels could enhance gaming
45:48
ability dude it's the posture
45:51
you get the gaming posture right from
45:53
the heels
45:54
i was here okay i there's no way i'm
45:58
gonna beat illumina i genuinely
46:00
there's got it did he record his run
46:02
he's got to have exploited it right or
46:04
like there's got to be like a part in
46:06
the map where you can get
46:07
past george is number 10 holy [ __ ]
46:11
the power of heels if feminizing
46:14
improves your performance this much
46:16
you've got this
46:17
the bag went in full costume you might
46:20
be right
46:21
you might be right that was good
46:24
that was really good i'm really proud of
46:26
that i'm really proud of that
46:29
sub minute is the is really the speedrun
46:31
like that that's that's the way okay
46:34
where should i what should i do next now
46:37
that i'm insane and everything hold on
46:39
the wall
46:40
i kind of [ __ ] up hole in the wall
46:41
last time he's still the 13th loser
46:43
l-u-l
46:46
14th is high above the average game's
46:48
underdevelop you can't practice hole in
46:50
the wall
46:53
that's a little bit annoying why can't
46:55
you practice anything
46:57
okay um is there not like a centralized
47:00
menu where there is stuff i can practice
47:02
or is it literally just ace race
47:05
um park or tag you can but there's
47:08
nothing that i can do parkour warrior
47:09
doesn't even work
47:11
is it really just a ace race that i can
47:13
practice on
47:14
first there's a programmer sucks now
47:16
it's programmer heals i know
47:18
is it really just ace race everything
47:21
else is under construction i think
47:26
huh that's annoying
47:30
weird can you practice it on hypixel
47:32
this isn't a hypixel game mode
47:34
check out aluminum clothes give rose all
47:37
the power
47:39
mostly things you aren't allowed to
47:40
practice it sucks okay let me see a
47:42
luminous run
47:43
uh illumina
47:47
ace race
47:50
um there's nothing uploaded recently
47:55
i wonder how i even do it no there's
47:57
there's nothing uploaded within the last
47:59
month
48:01
hmm i don't think i can actually see
48:03
illumina's run
48:05
sus he's fly hacking i knew it i always
48:08
knew illumina fly hacked
48:15
uh okay i wonder if it's a vod
48:21
might be a vod maybe on his twitch i'm
48:24
looking at it
48:26
uh on twitch on twitch on twitch recent
48:29
broadcast highlights popular clips
48:31
uh i'm not really seeing much
48:36
oh turn tony race
48:42
okay he did one but it's like a
48:43
five-hour stream
48:48
uh there's one called ace race pb
48:51
that might be it
48:58
oh wow he's smart as [ __ ]
49:01
oh my god look at this look at what he's
49:03
doing look at what he's doing look at
49:04
this
49:05
look at this there's an elytra hack yeah
49:08
look at this look at this look at this
49:10
this is what he did hold on wait can you
49:12
wait were you already watching me
49:13
okay look at this watch this okay
49:16
this is what he did you know the bit
49:18
where you fly on the first lap
49:21
watch this
49:24
[Music]
49:27
and it still goes too how
49:31
insane is this
49:34
i'm so high that boosted me so high up
49:40
zero it doesn't look like he does
49:43
anything special
49:44
special on that was cool wait a second
49:51
oh he continues jumping
49:55
oh he has the same problem i do with
49:56
this wait oh
49:58
what that was so cool wait a minute
50:02
wait a minute hold on what the heck
50:05
hold on gg oh that's the fastest time
50:11
wait what how did i even do that
50:15
wait a second
50:19
wait a minute wait it just glitched
50:24
so skirt and thigh highs are neck the
50:26
[ __ ]
50:30
wait what how did it just continue
50:35
like when he when he hit this it started
50:37
again look
50:39
like yeah look at it just what the oh
50:42
wait restarted the timer why did it
50:43
restart the timer oh no
50:44
maybe it's different what the heck oh
50:46
it's been updated i might have been
50:47
updated they've added a wall at the end
50:49
oh did they do it he didn't touch the
50:51
ground did they
50:53
did they do it in a different way let me
50:54
check
50:56
let me i'm gonna try the exact same
50:57
thing he just did uh ace race
51:00
there's gotta be a stop to that now
51:03
i'm not even gonna worry about time up
51:05
until that point though but that's gotta
51:07
be how they've got that fast
51:08
you did that with one heel on just think
51:10
off wearing both
51:13
k-a-a-k-x walks slowling into the
51:15
shadows
51:20
that's interesting that he jumps because
51:23
doesn't jumping slow you down
51:27
[ __ ] i [ __ ] that one up doesn't
51:28
jumping slow you down normally though
51:32
that's so weird
51:38
hey what the [ __ ] hold on let me quickly
51:41
do that one again
51:42
i'm just trying to test the glitch i'm
51:43
not doing like
51:45
i'm not doing all of it it's the bit
51:48
where he flies
51:49
around um i mean this was a good tip i
51:52
really should have hit that booster
51:53
though
51:54
that was a good tip i should definitely
51:56
do that in the real thing
51:58
that i can glide for a lot longer didn't
52:01
know that
52:03
oi it's this bit that he did it on
52:09
also it would have been really nice to
52:11
okay let's try it
52:15
you [ __ ] it's such a dick move that
52:19
they just put something
52:20
right there okay
52:23
right let's try it
52:30
oh i [ __ ] it god how do you do that
52:33
let me just go down let me let me lose
52:36
why does it start me here okay
52:45
i'm so screwed if i lose this i just
52:47
realized like if i [ __ ]
52:48
if i [ __ ] that jump up like i'm not
52:50
getting out of there am i
52:52
can i just do that though yep way easier
52:58
okay
53:03
oh not really i don't know how he
53:05
managed that i mean that
53:07
i guess is a good trick
53:11
maybe it seemed like you can definitely
53:14
still do it though
53:15
he goes towards the left
53:19
he goes towards the left need more heels
53:21
they put a wall there to fix it
53:22
the wall is near where's the wall though
53:25
oh wait wait wait wait i just wait wait
53:27
hold on
53:29
in his run did they did he do that
53:32
oh wait i'm stupid look
53:36
so on his one there's no there's there's
53:39
ah
53:40
okay you have to go down now right
53:44
did it did he end it like that though
53:52
new personal but yeah oh that's the
53:54
fastest time
53:56
i couldn't see it i can't see it though
53:59
be goddammit
54:00
i couldn't see it i couldn't see if that
54:02
was like i don't know what i don't know
54:04
how they changed it
54:05
but okay fine so we can't do that
54:07
there's gotta be like that's a
54:09
decent way of exploiting it though you
54:12
could definitely do
54:13
something with the flying bit
54:16
so elytras are like the fastest way of
54:18
going i don't know why he was jumping
54:22
though
54:24
because jumping makes you slower in
54:25
minecraft usually maybe they change that
54:27
in
54:28
maybe i mean that was definitely a thing
54:29
in 1.8
54:32
i don't know if it's the same thing in
54:36
1.16
54:41
make it make it make it make it make it
54:43
make it make it
54:45
not amazing
54:52
i guess that was faster
55:00
stop glitching me on that though that's
55:04
should i aim over there instead that's a
55:07
way higher like entrance right
55:11
maybe dude now i'm getting into this
55:14
okay fine well this is gonna be the run
55:16
if i don't beat my last time
55:18
the skirt okay if i don't beat my time
55:20
it's the skirt
55:27
i'm using illumina's tricks though
55:31
oh that sucked it didn't boost me very
55:32
well at least
55:34
i am high up bro
55:45
no [ __ ] me [ __ ]
55:48
oh why
55:52
dude that was oh what the [ __ ]
55:56
how'd i [ __ ] that up i landed right at
55:58
the right spot
55:59
too ah okay fine this guy which one do
56:03
you want which scott which gut
56:06
cute color raging what's what's got
56:08
what's got d1
56:13
black scat
56:17
cute one ah they're all cute i'm wearing
56:19
it why would i why would it be anything
56:21
different
56:22
if you get a clean wait wait if you get
56:24
a if you get
56:26
the the trident swoosh right i don't
56:28
actually know what that is
56:33
something classy short it's gradually
56:36
degrading from black to
56:38
pink short to the shortest pink one
56:40
you've got
56:42
uh
56:50
hmm what goes with the outfit black
56:52
black goes with the outfit but
56:54
brown i don't have a brown skirt
56:56
actually [ __ ]
56:57
black goes with the outfit there's um
57:00
which one
57:01
there's the safety scare that i usually
57:03
always wear
57:08
i'm gonna go grab you an option ah [ __ ]
57:11
me
57:12
god damn it god kate long hair
57:16
okay give me a minute shortest one you
57:18
got they're all short
57:20
there's literally i don't think i own a
57:21
long skirt
57:41
well there's if we're changing this if
57:44
we do we plan on changing the hoodie
57:46
because there's there's this one do you
57:49
remember you saw the black version of
57:51
this
57:51
there's one in in hot pink essentially
57:56
what do you think there's this one or
57:59
there's like a
58:00
normal black one uh i'll leave hold on
58:03
that's one option
58:04
okay one option guard heels are hard to
58:06
walk in
58:32
and there's various other ones so okay
58:35
there's essentially
58:36
this one in every color you can imagine
58:39
lilac green [ __ ] anything
58:41
there's oh there's this one that has
58:43
like straps and [ __ ] which i will i wore
58:45
like twice
58:49
also an option i am i mean i'm assuming
58:52
i'm changing my shirt as well if i [ __ ]
58:54
up
58:55
so those are your options you can take a
58:58
moment to decide that at some point okay
59:04
black [ __ ] do we need a pole we need a
59:07
pole okay fine
59:09
paul i need a you know what i need
59:13
a bobby pin
59:19
because my hair is constantly getting in
59:22
my face
59:23
but i'm i've just had like a weird hair
59:26
a few days i think let me just quickly
59:30
move you up and attach it to you
59:34
thank you at least that'd stay in one
59:36
place now
59:38
ish anyway
59:41
okay paul let's do it
59:44
oh pink oop
59:48
pole is how do you spell that wait hold
59:52
on i'll read that i haven't got my
59:53
headphones
59:53
you're going seriously girl gaming mode
59:56
ponytail to keep the hair out or messy
59:58
bun
59:59
okay ready go what did john say if
60:02
you're going seriously go mould keep
60:04
uh pony tails keep the pair out yeah
60:07
maybe maybe if they're serious but still
60:10
fails it's tail
60:12
time
60:15
never gonna happen okay oh it's a mix
60:19
between the pink and the black strappy
60:21
do you want a gamer call out on this one
60:25
i don't know what tommy's doing he's not
60:28
even on the dream smp what is he doing
60:34
okay it looks like pink's gonna take it
60:37
okay it looks like pink's gonna take it
60:40
what should i have uh
60:46
pink okay it looks like pink we'll do
60:48
like okay we'll do like a white shirt
60:49
with it then at some point i guess right
60:52
black heels fit black kit fits the heels
60:54
we can always change the heels
60:56
uh pink i see pink it seems pink it
60:59
seems
61:00
okay
61:06
okay what in this [ __ ]
61:10
okay
61:13
either way they both go with like white
61:16
cropped up
61:18
okay uh should we do it right now or
61:21
should we like
61:22
should we wait for me to [ __ ] up again
61:24
and do the whole outfit
61:30
what should we do
61:33
now okay full ping full ping i don't
61:37
have a pink shirt now okay okay
61:39
you know us now okay uh
61:42
all right i need to take the heels off
61:44
for a sec because i need to change out
61:45
of my
61:46
trousers and then i also need to take my
61:47
trousers off so i need to go off camera
61:49
i'm so sorry you can't see me changing
61:53
[Music]
61:58
need to go grab myself some um some
62:01
underwear and [ __ ] because you know
62:04
pajamas
63:09
well these are interesting uh i i
63:13
i don't think it quite matches but sure
63:18
looks like okay i just breathed
63:23
nice this bobby pin does not do a ton
63:27
to keep this out my face okay
63:31
egg champ good lord okay
63:35
maybe i can pull uh pull fundy at some
63:38
point or
63:39
pull fundy pull uh tommy to do a to-do
63:42
list
63:43
but we will see he wanted to practice
63:45
mcc anyway at some point i'll shoot a
63:47
message in
63:48
at tommy if you
63:51
get bored of regular
63:56
minecraft 1v1 me
63:59
on ace race okay
64:03
ready boys we're gonna do this again a
64:06
pink jumper would look good with that i
64:07
do i even have one
64:09
i don't know i don't know
64:13
he's exiled he has no friends tommy's
64:15
like tommy tommy's got some tommy's
64:17
still
64:17
uh getting back up again i think okay
64:20
let's go i want to try and beat the
64:23
um that time if i i wish i could beat
64:27
dreams time
64:29
if i beat dreams time i'll just i'll do
64:31
the makeup and everything if i beat
64:33
dreams time [ __ ] this
64:34
dude if i beat dreams time i'll i'll
64:37
i'll do like everything
64:38
you guys can pick all the things you
64:40
want okay
64:42
good deal white crop top would look cool
64:54
still nailed it still pretty okay so far
64:58
i need to beat it in like such a big way
65:00
though
65:02
hi again queen where are the pink
65:04
headphones
65:05
x they're next to me but i can't [ __ ] i
65:08
screwed it didn't i
65:09
i did it wrong i was thinking about the
65:10
headphones they're next to me
65:14
they are next to me there are red jump
65:18
pads around the area where illumina did
65:20
his
65:21
exploit try using those they look useful
65:24
rose uw
65:26
really
65:29
oh yeah hold on those ones around the
65:31
outside
65:31
[Music]
65:33
i think
65:36
wait what do you mean all those
65:40
oh yeah there are there
65:44
interesting that is very interesting
65:50
huh that is very interesting
65:55
that's pretty big brain okay
66:00
oi screwed that one sorry that's pretty
66:03
big brain
66:04
let me see if that works first hold on
66:08
[Music]
66:09
i know i'm like my my time doesn't
66:11
really matter at this point let me just
66:12
make sure i can get a couple of these
66:13
things right
66:15
that's one i screwed up last time too
66:19
okay
66:23
hmm
66:26
let's see if i can do it
66:30
see what i'd have to do at that point is
66:32
aim like
66:33
there yeah i'd have to aim here
66:38
land on that and then go around
66:42
oh but i can't fly
66:46
that's why it's slower i can't fly there
66:48
though
66:49
hmm is there any way to do you reckon
66:53
there's a way to like get
66:54
round the outside like
66:58
if i go there
67:04
there's no way right
67:11
oh i have to hit all the checkpoints
67:12
though don't i
67:15
i mean this would be pretty op if that
67:17
worked but there's
67:20
that that's pretty okay there we go we
67:22
but i need to
67:23
get round the outside hmm
67:34
yeah no that's still not gonna go that's
67:36
not gonna make it i need to get somehow
67:38
nah i can't do it like that skip the
67:41
whole race that works
67:45
yeah there might have been a few runs
67:47
pre-changed maybe
67:51
yeah in all fairness that does make
67:52
sense
67:54
i get everyone that's like not an insane
67:58
difference is gonna be fine though like
68:01
i imagine that everything
68:05
oh [ __ ] i don't know
68:09
what do you think the exploit comes in
68:11
maybe the
68:12
puns to in the little wood time i don't
68:16
know
68:16
all those seem like they go i don't know
68:19
man
68:19
[Music]
68:21
yo jump to the left oh yeah no i know
68:24
you just can't fly there though
68:26
you need to hit this checkpoint in order
68:28
for it to work
68:30
there's doesn't seem to be a big fly
68:33
exploit in this
68:39
interesting
68:44
it was weird to me that illumina jumps
68:45
so much though i wonder if that actually
68:48
increases your speed
68:49
because normally it shouldn't with speed
68:51
two you go slower if you jump
68:53
i wonder if it's different the higher
68:54
speed you are
68:57
okay this is the time to be the dream
69:04
hey [ __ ] it up [ __ ] it up it's fine
69:07
it's not that bad
69:21
oh [ __ ] ah
69:28
i guess if you screw up you could just
69:29
do that that's a way faster way of
69:32
getting up
69:34
ah but jump and fly to the left
69:38
there's an exploit jump and fly to the
69:39
left
69:42
what do you mean though three months pog
69:45
sprint jumping is faster in one
69:48
sixteen okay what do you mean though
69:58
if you launch from the left side of the
70:01
pool
70:02
avoiding hitting the building you could
70:03
just fly around to the left
70:10
what fly around to the left
70:15
you don't need to use the frame frame
70:16
things to fly do you not hold on
70:19
here you do i think you do buddy
70:25
i'm fairly sure you do the other side
70:30
what's the difference
70:34
your other left
70:37
what i just got into both sides i don't
70:40
know what you mean
70:49
into the pool what the [ __ ] are you on
70:52
about
70:56
if you have the electro open can you go
70:57
off the pad and i'm fairly sure you
70:59
can't
71:01
do you mean doing this like going and
71:04
hitting this thing
71:08
no no there's an exit in the water
71:14
i'm a what what
71:20
that doesn't put you in a lytra though
71:23
i'm so confused no going out of the
71:25
water to the left
71:26
here and there's a jump pad right but
71:28
you don't
71:29
look you you don't go into elytra look
71:33
there's no elytra i don't know dude i'm
71:37
so confused
71:39
is that what you meant because no
71:50
you get up to it from there i know i i
71:52
just said that oh that'd be a good way
71:53
to do that i already said i just said
71:55
that
72:01
watch the vod again no what he did in
72:04
the vod was this
72:05
there used to not be a wall right there
72:08
this used to not be here
72:10
so we just went over it you can't really
72:13
do that anymore
72:16
no use the ramp in the water but keep to
72:19
the left and avoid the railings
72:22
but where do you okay use the ramp in
72:24
the water but keep to the left and avoid
72:26
the
72:26
oh yeah yeah okay no i already did this
72:29
that i know you go through there i
72:31
already i'm aware of that but it's not
72:32
exactly easier than just going through
72:34
there
72:35
because the thing is always about height
72:37
and they're the same height
72:39
if you like this i'm what you're still
72:42
going right it's the s
72:43
it's mirrored look it's mirrored dude
72:46
it's the same thing
72:49
i guess there's that if it's
72:57
ignore the flying exploit you need to
72:58
avoid the railings on your jump
73:03
is that really what you meant because
73:05
you can
73:07
is that really what you were yelling
73:08
about just doing that
73:12
left boy it's the same thing
73:16
i'm so annoyed at you yeah really that
73:19
was it i already talked about that
73:22
aim higher i just did it though what the
73:24
[ __ ] the difference
73:25
you can't fly with this though
73:29
i love you finn everyone is frustrating
73:31
me
73:32
too aim higher doesn't just get you a
73:35
weird angle though
73:38
go around the wall what wall there is no
73:40
wall
73:41
what wall it's a big pillar
73:45
but then like there's you mean this this
73:47
wall like what this
73:48
i just did that on in front of you a
73:50
second ago
73:52
just don't hit the wall i feel like
73:55
you're insane
74:01
that was fast what you just did i know
74:03
it was
74:05
my brain just there's a hole in the
74:08
water pit go through it i'm aware but it
74:10
brings you to this thing which i guess
74:11
is slightly quick
74:13
i guess this is too confusing i know
74:16
because the chat
74:17
you make no [ __ ] sense dude
74:23
i don't know why you're so obsessed with
74:24
going to the left on a mirrored map
74:26
by the way i feel like someone said go
74:28
to the left and then the rest of you are
74:29
yelling about it like it makes a
74:31
difference
74:34
like yeah that's one way to do it but
74:37
it's risky as [ __ ]
74:38
and also it's not that much faster
74:42
just get out the water faster basically
74:44
oh
74:45
but like that's that's so risky
74:50
unless you're like a clear like okay
74:53
you're going through here you're already
74:54
on this side so i guess
74:57
it just doesn't work that's pretty risky
75:01
bro i don't know
75:08
oh [ __ ] that that's so [ __ ] risky
75:12
that's so hard to do where you could
75:14
just do it like this right
75:16
just watch the vardy i know i saw what
75:17
he oh illumina did this
75:20
he went oh [ __ ] hell it's the speed
75:23
getting the speed
75:24
right so hard
75:29
oh oh and sometimes it just doesn't
75:30
launch you that's nice
75:35
i don't like that okay
75:39
illumina did that
75:42
that's what illumina did i don't know
75:44
why you want me to go out there
75:49
you're trying to broken by now well the
75:51
trends don't break
75:53
minecraft content anyways dude i i dude
75:56
getting instructions from chat is so
75:59
[ __ ] awesome
76:00
content most of the time sometimes it's
76:02
through those plays minecraft
76:04
series together strong no
76:07
this is rose gets annoyed with chat
76:09
giving confusing and wrong instructions
76:11
it's like i'll fi i'll do something
76:13
you're like this is
76:14
this is what you said to do and then
76:16
you're like no no
76:18
just let rose practice what she knows
76:21
works
76:21
oh my god no it wasn't even that it was
76:23
the whole like
76:25
it was like i'll do this and i was like
76:27
do you that's a bad idea
76:28
and then i i just go like oh this is
76:30
faster and then you go no that's what we
76:32
meant
76:35
anyway
76:38
very very strange we're on the run up to
76:41
it now anyway let's see
76:45
nope it's that speed so hard to get
76:48
right
76:49
[Music]
76:52
i don't know how many tried in a
76:54
luminous clip you couldn't see how he
76:55
did this bit
76:58
oh [ __ ] that speed's so hard to get
77:01
right is it two tridents three trident
77:03
swings
77:03
i don't know it seems like it would be
77:06
three but you need to get it
77:07
so quick
77:14
okay
77:22
also a lot of the exploits aren't there
77:24
that if you guys saw
77:28
aluminum
77:30
this you can though which is very useful
77:36
it's worth hitting this maybe
77:47
oh that's so hot that uh
77:49
[Music]
77:52
that's so hard that's so difficult
77:58
in all fairness still about a minute
77:59
though okay
78:01
[Music]
78:04
how come you don't play on adults smp
78:05
because it ended it like half a year ago
78:10
it ended a while ago man i think that's
78:13
just over
78:14
no one it's not a thing that's why no
78:16
one plays it because it doesn't exist
78:18
anymore
78:22
it's like uh we we stopped doing that
78:25
because um
78:26
it just wasn't like i don't know there's
78:29
the dream smp and
78:30
you know [ __ ] it everyone everyone was
78:32
on the uh everyone that was on the uh
78:35
that was on the dream smp besides like
78:38
oh no just skeppy was on that i truly
78:40
bad's on it too but
78:45
i don't know dream s p was a hard one to
78:48
even compete with so i don't know at
78:50
some point was just like
78:52
why hey [ __ ] god
78:56
[ __ ] that one up maybe this time hey
78:59
there we go
79:00
she needed to slow it down that felt
79:02
slower dude that felt a lot slower
79:04
actually
79:07
it's sub one minute about the same as
79:10
last time
79:12
okay i feel like i can be dream
79:18
how how what time would i need to do
79:19
each lap to be dream
79:23
what he got one minute 40 seconds so i
79:26
got to get one minute 40 seconds
79:28
essentially
79:29
[Music]
79:31
drew me some pika sucks in my opinion oh
79:33
it's really cool it's like um
79:36
i don't know i'd like to be on it but i
79:38
haven't like i haven't asked
79:40
so i haven't asked more out of fear that
79:43
i'll be turned down
79:45
i'm good at redstone i feel like i have
79:46
stuff to offer but you know
79:48
i haven't asked maybe i will one day
79:52
but it's not going to be soon
79:58
oh [ __ ] me okay it's fine
80:04
[ __ ] it okay this is the one if i don't
80:06
beat dreams time if i don't beat dreams
80:08
time
80:08
this is the one i put on i get on a i
80:10
get on the crop top okay
80:12
if th this is the one i don't care this
80:14
is the one where i beat dream
80:15
i'm beating dream now this is the one
80:21
[Music]
80:35
oh my god that boost bro
80:40
i kind of screwed up the boost i didn't
80:41
realize it was happening
80:48
no why
80:51
dude why [ __ ] okay i was down a second
80:55
that sucks oh that was really good
80:58
though
81:02
it's not gonna happen is it that was 56.
81:10
what time when i need what's what's the
81:12
what's three what's what's
81:14
two minutes 40 divided by three
81:34
no ah screwed i'm screwed i lost like
81:38
three seconds on that
81:42
what
81:47
[Music]
81:53
oh i'm beginning to hate this game
81:56
[ __ ] okay you need to aim for sub
82:00
50 seconds [ __ ] i do
82:03
crop top crop top crop top crop top okay
82:07
the white one
82:11
cropped up god damn it dude
82:16
ah okay
82:22
ah okay fine fine fine fine i'm gonna do
82:25
one last try though i'm gonna do one
82:26
last try
82:27
[Music]
82:28
i just want to do one last try before i
82:29
have to get on a crop top crop top
82:32
drop top
82:41
[ __ ] this game okay cropped up time
82:45
oh [ __ ] i went the wrong way i'm going
82:48
the wrong way in real life now as well
83:21
oh wait what the [ __ ]
83:46
um
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uh
84:06
turns out i own more than one white top
84:08
i didn't know that
84:10
i have a whole bunch of them okay [ __ ]
84:12
okay do you want to pick this then
84:14
what are you doing stepchin what are you
84:17
doing with my clothes stepchair
84:19
okay so there's this one which i'm
84:21
assuming i've already worn because it
84:23
looks like [ __ ]
84:24
or at least i've stepped on it i've
84:26
definitely already wore it i tore the
84:27
tags out i always do that because tags
84:29
suck
84:31
there's this one and there's a duplicate
84:32
of this one it's so [ __ ] soft and
84:35
thin though
84:36
there's this one this is the one i
84:37
haven't worn
84:39
it's like a regular right regular long
84:41
sleeve top they're good though they're
84:42
very thin i grabbed this one because i
84:44
didn't know what it was
84:46
even i don't actually know which way is
84:48
up
84:49
oh my god like that there's one
84:53
this goes like on each side of you
84:56
and then there's this one which is
84:57
essentially just a bra with extra steps
85:00
like this is like that
85:05
choose
85:11
i don't actually know which one this one
85:12
was there was there's crop top thing
85:15
uh another lacie one or not lacy one
85:19
that that's all you got
85:21
well there's all those no one's voting
85:23
for those so i'm not even gonna
85:24
assume
85:28
okay fine we'll do a poll we'll do a
85:30
poll we'll do a poll
85:32
i don't like how divided you are oh
85:34
there you go
85:36
wait why is there three there was four
85:38
options and there's three of them
85:39
and then i've i don't know which numbers
85:41
which buddy
85:44
this was a that's a bad poll
85:53
move pole hold on let me do a new pole
85:58
huh lacy
86:03
fancy cropped up okay
86:06
there we go go with this one
86:10
this is the fancy one because it's got
86:11
things that i don't know how it works
86:13
might look cool this is the lacy one
86:14
because it's just a [ __ ] bra
86:17
i don't know how this one's gonna work
86:19
okay
86:20
lacie's winning by a long way
86:23
oh god okay let me let me try it on
86:26
first let me
86:26
let me try it on first because i'm not
86:28
actually sure how this is gonna go
86:30
uh you look at look at tommy i guess
86:32
look at minecraft
86:34
okay
86:37
lacy won't work that well we're about to
86:39
find out
86:40
give me a minute
86:44
that's to why do you guys think
86:46
everything is tos
86:52
just the two of us uh we can make it if
86:56
we try
86:57
just to do with us
87:02
how do i even put this on
87:06
okay not that way um this is
87:09
what the [ __ ]
87:13
instinct says to put it on like a
87:15
t-shirt but it's very strange
87:20
[Music]
87:30
um
87:32
what's happening i don't know buddy hold
87:35
on oh my god
87:36
i you dude i when i say i'm tangled up
87:39
in a shirt
87:43
what the how does this even
87:46
okay what
87:52
this is not a fun thing to put on am i
87:55
just bad at putting on shirts this is
88:00
it has like no stretch to it at all
88:03
so it's like just it's just i'm like
88:06
doing a gymnastic routine
88:08
to try and [ __ ] sort this
88:15
oh dude can you okay oh my god okay
88:19
um yeah this is just a bra yeah this is
88:23
like
88:24
this is just a bra this
88:27
this is stupid um i can't really use
88:31
these like straps right now
88:33
um i mean i'll i'll sit down and show
88:35
you what it looks like
88:37
uh i think because it's not tos
88:39
obviously
88:40
because i'm a guy um
88:44
hold on wear something over it oh i
88:48
could get the rose jacket actually
88:49
that could kind of work with this
88:53
it's not toss it's
88:57
okay
89:03
i can't actually see myself properly
89:06
um it's very reminiscent of what i wore
89:10
on that other stream
89:11
the jacket's cool maybe
89:15
hi chat hey now how you doing
89:18
okay right ready let's see how bad this
89:21
is
89:22
all together ready three two one
89:25
it's not it's not the worst thing in the
89:28
world
89:30
but it's not good
89:34
aki already had a white bra under it but
89:37
it's not the worst thing in the world
89:39
this skirt's really loose on me though
89:42
it's not the worst thing in the world
89:44
it's a bit [ __ ]
89:47
but yeah
89:51
damn tammy has 180k people watching him
89:53
what does he have over you besides a
89:55
clean room
89:56
it's just the clean room that's it it's
89:59
not anything else it's just the clean
90:04
room
90:06
oh that's bad i don't like cranberry
90:09
juice apparently
90:12
wooden just called me a [ __ ] honestly
90:15
expected worse
90:16
it wasn't it's not that bad i mean if i
90:18
do the same thing that like
90:20
eda did it looks fat
90:23
oh ouch
90:26
um you look uncomfortable
90:30
that's comfy let's be honest dude chat's
90:32
completely divided it
90:34
um
90:37
it's not that bad what would your
90:39
reaction be afraid oh you're oh my god
90:42
finn was invited to dream snp dude that
90:45
genuinely got caught on my chair i
90:47
i almost [ __ ] lost this thing
90:51
terrible it's not the worst mama rally
90:54
here
90:55
omg my daughter is a salute is everyone
90:58
calling me a [ __ ] dude
91:00
okay um
91:06
i don't know maybe maybe mama rally
91:09
isn't wearing barely anybody
91:11
with you now you salute uh we will see
91:14
we'll see if i [ __ ] up again okay shall
91:16
i put a bit of makeup on it so it looks
91:18
semi-realistic again i'm not wearing any
91:21
makeup yet chat
91:22
you haven't even seen me at my peek at
91:24
my prime
91:28
um
91:31
this is where you pay attention i don't
91:32
think i've ever done this on stream
91:35
i've only ever done this a few times
91:36
either did it before but
91:38
i have not done it please thanks for the
91:41
25 dollars man
91:44
this pavlovian [ __ ] is getting to me
91:46
okay
91:47
usually i have like a thing here but
91:50
usually i have like something like this
91:54
uh i do this so simply like i don't do
91:57
any i don't really [ __ ] with like
91:58
highlight and [ __ ]
92:00
i pretty much just just use like
92:07
[Music]
92:10
contour
92:12
[Music]
92:17
okay i look a bit
92:20
hold on this is gonna be fine in a
92:22
second
92:24
okay wait
92:27
and then that looks super [ __ ]
92:31
looks well that looks too dark and also
92:33
it looks too low down
92:34
hold on honestly all of this is too low
92:37
down
92:39
you don't [ __ ] with highlights i just
92:41
mean like i don't like i don't do them
92:43
because i'm lazy is what that means
92:45
where's my makeup remover ah [ __ ]
92:46
where's my makeup remover
92:48
where's my thingy mission where's my
92:49
thingy my [ __ ]
92:52
i don't know where my thingy my [ __ ] is
92:54
ah [ __ ] okay
93:01
[Music]
93:02
okay bob's bubs bubs bubs bobs bros
93:06
why is everyone talking about bob ross
93:08
in this chat that's crazy
93:10
we're big fans here
93:15
that's like a decent point
93:18
pogba's ross
93:22
okay
93:26
okay
93:35
okay
93:44
i've never had to make this look super
93:46
realistic without anything though
93:50
so we're gonna just try this out have
93:52
love huh here's
93:53
five dollars
93:55
[Music]
93:57
okay so i don't need as much up here
94:01
clearly i pretty much just need
94:05
there
94:09
okay and then
94:13
[Music]
94:16
it's not as good as the job either did
94:18
before but it's pretty okay
94:21
that's pretty okay i'll go i'll say that
94:24
i mark that a pretty okay out of ten
94:26
oh mark that a pretty okay out of ten
94:29
what do we what do we thunk
94:30
he's transformed indeed
94:34
a pretty okay out of ten not the best
94:36
job i've ever done
94:38
but you know i haven't even done
94:39
anything
94:42
okay nice tits tbh
94:46
okay out of 10. all right
94:50
damn looking good woman thank you i
94:53
thank you one fellow woman
94:55
[Music]
94:58
okay
95:02
i don't know if i'm going to be able to
95:04
skip any stages of this though
95:05
annoyingly
95:07
i okay if i beat dream i'll do like
95:09
makeup and everything okay
95:11
that's all i want is to beat dream on
95:12
this i want to be a formidable
95:14
formidable opponent
95:21
[Music]
95:26
kind of out of practice immediately [ __ ]
95:28
maybe i should practice this like
95:30
you know every day
95:45
laughs i hit the thing
96:03
oh this sucks god that's so hard
96:08
i just want to practice that exact phase
96:11
oh my god
96:14
half a pixel away from doing that dude
96:20
i can't [ __ ] this up more dude i gotta
96:22
beat dreamer i'm gonna look like a
96:23
that's
96:23
a hoe dude by the end of this live
96:26
stream i'm going to look like a whole
96:28
okay
96:36
okay right
96:38
[Music]
96:39
right right right come on dude come on
96:42
come on come on i believe in myself
96:46
chat do you still put going to shut the
96:48
[ __ ] up you
96:50
why should i don't even have the i don't
96:51
have my heels on i don't have my
96:53
winner's heels on dude that's probably
96:54
why i'm losing
96:57
oh genuinely ever since i changed into
96:59
the skirt dude i haven't had the heels
97:00
on
97:02
are you wearing a dress i'm wearing a
97:04
skirt and some
97:05
and a top it's the heels it's got to be
97:08
the heels
97:10
oh my god it's got to be the heels it's
97:12
got to be there's no other explanation
97:14
it can't be that i'm just bad at the
97:15
game gaming heels hold on let me do the
97:18
gaming heels
97:19
what's even the point of trying if you
97:20
don't have the heels i know what the
97:22
[ __ ] am i doing with with anything
97:24
if i if i okay if i don't at least
97:28
beat my time dude i'll put on like the
97:30
uh i'll go great i'll go grab like the
97:32
some thigh highs like some pink thigh
97:34
highs so they actually match the outfit
97:38
uh you need your heels and your pink
97:40
headset
97:41
speed heels speed heels bro
97:44
speed heels ready ready for speed heels
97:47
is fin straight
97:48
yes somehow still clinging on to my
97:51
heterosexuality i'm doing pretty well at
97:53
it too
97:54
okay ready three
97:58
two let's go bad start
98:04
what was that
98:09
why is the server with one guy on it
98:12
lagging
98:14
[Music]
98:15
oh bro why is the server with one guy on
98:17
it it
98:18
i got faster but the server got slower
98:20
[Music]
98:28
thank you for the sub two months pog
98:31
oh [ __ ] dude thanks for the resub
98:36
speed hills aren't working chat speed
98:39
okay fine
98:41
speed deal speed heal speed hill speed
98:43
hills speed hills
98:45
that felt faster
98:48
[Music]
98:56
i [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] it up
99:02
i gotta shave off about six seconds a
99:05
lap to beat dream
99:10
which is working great apparently
99:24
it just didn't let go of the trident it
99:27
just didn't let go of the trident right
99:28
there dude
99:29
oh dude this is so much slower
99:34
as [ __ ] okay that was i wasn't even
99:37
close i was over
99:38
i was like six seconds over what i could
99:40
even be
99:41
you need the headphones your shaved
99:43
right could be air resistance
99:47
i haven't wore these they i wore these
99:49
puppies in a while
99:51
they have worse sound quality but they
99:53
look hella cute my guy
99:58
okay let's see
100:02
ding ding ding okay right let's do it
100:05
let's do it bing bong oh dude i can't
100:09
hear
100:09
anything in these [ __ ] okay did
100:12
my keyboard just stop working
100:16
hello what i can't
100:19
i can't also have a keyboard
100:24
oh okay now what the [ __ ]
100:30
toe raid oh what the [ __ ] is this what
100:32
do you mean
100:33
what is i don't like this what do you
100:36
mean i've never understood what you
100:37
meant by this
100:40
is it verb i hope it's verb
100:43
it better be verb okay i can hear things
100:46
now apparently
100:47
who is toe i no one raided me
100:50
no one even raided me i don't know
100:52
what's happening okay fine
100:55
glitch in the matrix i can't hear any
100:58
sound either by the way
101:00
[ __ ] i can't hear any sound oh god it's
101:03
just me and you
101:04
talking dude i'm gonna beat dreams i i'm
101:06
just too cute dude i'm gonna beat dream
101:08
even though i'm just
101:09
oh no i'm not god damn it okay let me
101:11
fix this i know you can't either
101:13
i don't i wouldn't know why though
101:17
i'm really trying to figure that out
101:21
this
101:24
is this no
101:30
i can't hear [ __ ] i'm just gonna close
101:32
minecraft and restart it
101:34
was that the radar bots i know it was
101:36
definitely a it was definitely a raid
101:38
but i don't
101:39
know what that means though i don't know
101:41
who toe is
101:42
i think it's verb it's gotta be verb
101:44
what the [ __ ] is verb doing dude
101:46
it's gotta be verb
101:52
okay i'm saying i know i'm trying to do
101:54
it yeah yeah no
101:56
oh there you go now i can hear things
101:57
okay there we go now it works i just
101:58
need to restart the game
102:01
weird
102:06
yeah okay i can hear things now okay
102:07
cool
102:09
uh where is it that way
102:14
look at that i hear things again
102:19
okay
102:23
still 14th funny number
102:26
um
102:29
i don't think this actually does
102:31
anything
102:32
it doesn't just complete scam
102:45
come on dream dude dream's gonna get
102:47
absolutely screwed
102:58
oh okay
103:01
[Music]
103:06
oh okay this is fine this is going great
103:09
for me
103:10
god damn it
103:18
i'm sorry i'm so sorry
103:21
i'm so sorry
103:26
i screwed the jump i screwed everything
103:29
okay fine
103:30
this is the one i've been saying this is
103:32
the one the last five times but it's
103:33
fine
103:34
this is the one
103:49
bro there's got to be something missing
103:50
there's gotta be something missing dude
103:52
there's gotta be
103:53
i'm like screwing ah i can't even talk
103:56
right oh my god
104:01
[Music]
104:04
dude okay
104:06
i made the jump that time made that one
104:08
too
104:10
easy easy easy
104:18
easy
104:21
oh the boost oh my god i nailed the
104:24
boost that time
104:25
okay i got the elytra boost oh that was
104:28
kind of good
104:35
oh my god [ __ ]
104:46
it
104:50
it's too slow dude i need to get like
104:54
10 seconds faster than that i don't know
104:56
how anyone does that
104:58
how do they do it dude
105:02
you went right it doesn't matter which
105:03
way you go it's the same distance dummy
105:06
[Music]
105:08
ah okay i need to get how do i get eight
105:11
seconds off that time
105:15
it's impossible
105:18
[Music]
105:27
it's got a big
105:34
i maybe not screwing up that jump would
105:37
help
105:39
i dude there's got to be a faster way of
105:42
doing what i'm doing
105:44
[Music]
105:47
that was complete luck that i did that
105:50
make the boost
105:54
[Music]
105:56
nice
106:05
it's why did you not put what why you
106:08
[ __ ]
106:09
oh why did it do that
106:12
why did it just not do it i thought i
106:14
had ah
106:16
when did dreams set the record while
106:18
practicing or during the competition it
106:19
was
106:20
it was all practice um makeup adds a 10
106:24
second boost
106:27
dude how did he get how did he shave 10
106:31
oh bro wait what hold on
106:36
wow i got a pretty fast time looking at
106:37
it hmm
106:40
yeah i think so i averaged
106:43
55 seconds i think right
106:47
my sister walked in and said you were
106:49
pretty then i put you on speaker
106:52
and then she took it back i can still be
106:55
pretty
106:55
i can still be pretty even with this
106:57
voice uh
106:59
he says dressing up for mcc yeah
107:04
he can't really be himself twice in a
107:05
row i'm oh i'm i'm
107:07
i'm doing uh because i always do
107:09
cosplays of the teammates
107:11
uh i last time i just the uh i didn't
107:13
really have any
107:14
anyone that was on my team didn't really
107:16
have great skins
107:17
so i was just like
107:21
and i kind of wanted to cosplay as me
107:23
anyway at some point so
107:27
pretty decent
107:30
get the boost get the boost
107:34
oh my god i physically jumped
107:38
this felt fast apparently it wasn't
107:41
the [ __ ]
107:46
oh what okay it's still good
107:51
still okay still doing okay
107:54
pretty good i apparently
107:58
[ __ ] it i'll carry on with this one i'll
108:00
carry on with this run
108:15
green yellow
108:21
green get the boost get the boost get
108:25
the booze get the boost get the boost
108:29
[ __ ] me
108:32
[Music]
108:37
[ __ ]
108:42
oh my god
109:02
park
109:05
park that was good that was so clean
109:16
fairly oh get the boost
109:19
get the boost [ __ ] i didn't get the
109:21
boost
109:23
i think i'm faster than last time though
109:26
oh i didn't get the boost and i got
109:29
stuck
109:30
i can do better i can do so much better
109:38
i could do better i could definitely do
109:40
better
109:46
[Music]
109:48
i beat my time i beat my time i beat my
109:50
time i was five seconds off dream
109:52
i can do that no i can do that i can do
109:54
that
109:58
i can do that
110:13
i'm gonna reset that one
110:16
the first one i'm like super competitive
110:18
on the first like round
110:20
i can do this like genuinely i can beat
110:22
dream
110:25
it's possible
110:28
god damn it i can do it if as long as i
110:30
don't screw up in a dumb way
110:32
like if i stick everything that i'm
110:34
doing then i can do it
110:36
no special tricks dreams just good at
110:39
like
110:41
the the you know what's it called
110:43
dream's good i can't hear myself
110:44
speaking this
110:45
dream's good at just like nailing it you
110:47
know what i mean he's not doing any
110:48
tricks like illumina did
110:57
that's pretty good come on
111:02
clean not very clean
111:07
clean enough
111:11
good enough
111:15
why aren't you boosting me dude
111:21
why did it not do it it made the noise
111:23
but it didn't do it though
111:26
[ __ ] me
111:29
it didn't do it dude
111:33
it didn't boost me why did it not boost
111:35
me
111:36
oh my god that's gonna make me depressed
111:38
man i hate this
111:40
okay f feels bad man dude it's less of
111:43
an
111:43
it is more of a feels bad man i that
111:46
just screwed me over on the last
111:48
one okay fine
111:52
the last hurdle man okay
111:55
doing fairly okay so far it's really the
111:58
wow i got really high not great
112:05
that was good that was the best lap i
112:06
ever did of that and that
112:09
not that didn't get the boost that's
112:14
fine
112:18
not bad
112:25
fine fair enough what what
112:29
what the [ __ ] why you piece of [ __ ] i
112:32
was doing good why did it do that
112:35
oh my god oh my god i'm genuinely upset
112:38
i'm genuinely upset
112:40
i'm genuinely upset at this [ __ ]
112:41
block game at this block game i'm i'm
112:44
mad at a block game oh okay fine
112:48
i'm pissed bro dude user error
112:51
dude it screwed me oh my god i mean i
112:55
screwed up the
112:56
the thing but still
112:59
i could have had that oh my god
113:04
at the boost get the boost nice boost
113:08
[Music]
113:11
get stuck on a block how nice
113:20
i'm insane but it glitched me love it
113:22
love it thank you minecraft
113:24
thank you mcc
113:28
i feel like i need a break don't be slow
113:32
thanks for the tip finn's getting tilted
113:34
i'm getting so
113:35
mad i'm getting so mad at this dude ah
113:38
i'm so close five seconds finn's
113:41
probably doing
113:42
oh finn's probably doing cosplay of cpk
113:44
fairy pug because the other two
113:45
teammates are minors
113:47
i want to do a sexual cosplay even if i
113:48
did one i mean
113:50
i've never done a sexual cosplay before
113:54
and i think i talked about that before
113:56
briefly like
113:58
i don't know if i was going to cosplay
114:01
tubbo or
114:02
tubbo or tommy or or cpk i'd ask them if
114:06
they were okay with it
114:08
but
114:11
i feel like it's fine my sanity's going
114:14
dude
114:15
sanity going because of block game was
114:22
good though
114:28
it's a bit slope
114:35
oh okay if i didn't hit that wall it
114:37
would have been good
114:44
oh that's bad dude two seconds
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dude it's literally the difference of i
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think five seconds i'm trying to get
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every millisecond in this
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okay
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okay
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god damn
115:26
[ __ ] oh i got the first bit down it's
115:29
just that i've never done a sexual
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cosplay before [ __ ] what about techno
115:33
or every other cosplay okay my cosplay i
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was wearing a hoodie
115:37
techno's i guess maybe
115:40
i wore heels take a break have a kitkat
115:43
when did the
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when the hoodie came up oh
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i mean i don't know i'm not entirely
115:52
sure what classes are [ __ ] i've never
115:54
like done anything
115:56
like super bad i don't know
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i don't know what sort of thing i do for
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um whoever i'm gonna cosplay maybe i'll
116:08
cosplay all of them you don't know
116:11
what about bbh would you cosplay him
116:13
yeah i definitely do that but i'm not on
116:15
his team for mcc it's not the uh
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not the not that not the no not the uh
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not the
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cha the tradition cosplay schlatt
116:23
oh should i be a hard one but yeah i
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could i could do schlep but i'm not i'm
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only doing someone on my team
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the options are tubbo uh tommy
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and cpk tommy's tom oh tommy
116:34
turbo actually said that he wanted to be
116:36
cosplayed
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but i will ask him about it
116:43
tastes like [ __ ] cosplay dream to get in
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his head
116:47
to get in his head oh wait i have this
116:50
what am i doing
116:53
i have sparkling water from my thing
116:56
bob's showing i'm aware
116:58
it's kind of hard to hide them uh
117:02
turbo said he wanted a cosplay yeah he
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did he said um
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i said cosplay time and he said like oh
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what did he say
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uh let me find out
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he said um
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[Music]
117:16
me please smiley face
117:20
so maybe i'll do maybe i'm doing turbo
117:23
turbo does have uh brown hair
117:26
timber does have brown hair what would i
117:28
i haven't actually came up with a
117:29
cosplay
117:30
shall we hold on
117:34
okay this is turbo where's my face cam
117:38
okay fine then i'll do it from here this
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is turbo
117:41
this is turbo's profile picture it is
117:44
not exactly exciting just got a green
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shirt
117:49
and brown hair i obviously brown hair i
117:51
can do
117:53
uh dream has green hair uh
117:56
okay estrogen that's
117:59
god damn it uh how did i do this you did
118:03
good at mc i did pretty well
118:08
i have such a good cosplay idea for
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tommy
118:11
i really do but it's not i can't do it
118:16
it is like a little bit not
118:19
sexual at all well it's the same style
118:23
thing as like
118:25
it's the same style of thing as what i
118:27
did with techno
118:28
where it was literally just a shirt that
118:30
you could see part of my chest
118:32
you know what i mean
118:37
so i don't know tommy's like
118:40
16 so hmm
118:48
it seems a bit um i don't know maybe
118:51
i'll maybe i'll make it anyway
118:53
the only the only problem is that if
118:56
they're just like
118:56
regular it becomes a little bit boring
118:59
but i feel like i could make this good
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maybe
119:11
green dress with buttons i need to find
119:13
a green dresser buttons usually i make
119:15
the cosplays
119:16
that's the thing usually everyone up
119:18
until this point i made the techno
119:19
cosplay besides the undershirt
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um and the heels but i made the techno
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cosplay
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[Music]
119:28
um yeah i don't know
119:32
don't do it don't risk it i know i'm i'm
119:33
gonna ask them before but i'm i don't
119:35
think i'm gonna do like
119:37
anything even oh remotely uh like
119:41
i don't know i don't wanna get myself
119:42
into any drama here
119:44
get a green shirt and tie it under your
119:47
bust
119:56
maybe i do like the button-up shirt idea
120:03
hmm still kind of sexual not really
120:08
besides showing like midriff but then i
120:11
could just wear a skirt
120:12
so it's not that bad actually
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[Music]
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hmm
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with captain spark oh dude that'd be
120:30
funny just do casey tron's dream cosplay
120:32
i don't know if you're aware but i'm not
120:33
doing dream
120:35
i'm not on dream's team
120:43
hold on let's find out let's see
120:46
something real quick
120:52
hmm
120:57
oh there's some stuff that i could do
121:01
i'm all looking for like i i've just
121:03
googled like uh
121:04
women like button up shirt green button
121:07
button down show two months thank you
121:08
for the content and for bringing me joy
121:11
when i need it the most
121:12
there's maybe some stuff i could do
121:15
thank you
121:15
that's so sweet actually that's pretty
121:18
that's a surprisingly genuine wholesome
121:20
comment
121:25
hmm oh i wonder whether
121:34
hmm
121:36
how do we take a stroll it's after 10
121:38
outside last time we did that he got
121:39
lost i don't know what are you talking
121:40
about i totally didn't get lost
121:42
okay this is a devastation for the
121:45
factions community i'm so sorry to
121:47
my old factions community uh green
121:50
blouse it's
121:50
yeah well shirt and a blouse are just
121:52
they're just the same thing
121:54
um
121:58
this is so tough i have such a good one
122:00
for tommy that i've always thought was a
122:01
good
122:02
a good idea but i can't do it i just
122:04
can't
122:06
it's so good though
122:09
it'd be a [ __ ] to make but i could do
122:11
it here's a cosplay dress for you amazon
122:14
i wish i could i wish okay allegra
122:17
women's halloween contrast
122:19
placket dp i wish i could click close
122:23
ltl i wish i could click links but i'll
122:25
google it
122:36
what the [ __ ] is a placket what the [ __ ]
122:39
is a placket
122:44
ah i mean that's
122:48
interesting it doesn't it comes in dark
122:51
green
122:52
that's interesting it's kind of boring
122:56
i also discorded it to you okay oh
123:00
cool i've already found it
123:06
[Music]
123:08
it's okay it's a bit like
123:12
it's okay it's okay
123:15
it's okay
123:18
it's okay it's classy
123:24
maybe it's like suede velvet
123:31
[Music]
123:36
usually i get everything from amazon
123:38
anyway that's why i can just make
123:40
stuff
123:44
uh hmm
123:48
hard to find women stuff that doesn't
123:49
have like the lowest cut ever
123:52
oh okay oh [ __ ] i've broken this
123:56
okay i cooked something on my chair not
123:58
sleepy enough for rose
124:01
yeah it's too hot so was your reaction
124:03
to bel delphine selling the condom used
124:06
in her first adult
124:08
movie i didn't know that
124:11
how much did it sell for that's what i
124:14
don't know oh no i'm going on i'm going
124:15
on
124:16
belle's twitter i didn't know that she
124:19
did that
124:23
uh
124:26
i mean i don't see anything that she's
124:28
tweeted about it
124:34
yeah i don't know
124:39
doesn't say that she's done it or am i
124:40
just being trolled
124:42
anyway i don't know i cannot hear [ __ ]
124:46
in this headset this is so weird
124:48
do you know sweden either yeah she
124:49
follows me on twitter i didn't know that
124:51
she did
124:52
she's like someone i've seen i've always
124:54
seen like a ton of clips up too
124:56
really she's some really [ __ ] funny
124:58
clips i haven't seen one of her streams
125:00
before but her clips are really funny
125:02
um but yeah she follows me and i didn't
125:05
realize she did very nice
125:06
she seems so nice too yeah toasty and
125:10
yeah it does rusty thank you [ __ ]
125:12
good name thanks for the twitch prime i
125:13
go
125:14
trolled oh yeah maybe
125:18
bel delphine wants to collab with uk
125:20
youtubers
125:21
you should volunteer i i hate to
125:25
embarrass myself here but i dm'd belle
125:27
about something loosely related not
125:29
really a collab but more just like oh i
125:31
did i
125:31
barely even knew you're from the uk uh
125:34
and she didn't reply
125:35
so that's going great
125:39
it's going really good for me so right
125:41
now my dms look like a
125:43
a triple a triple message so i'm not
125:46
really gonna dm her back
125:48
because she kind of blanked me so i'm
125:51
just gonna let that one
125:52
sit she's a busy lady she's very
125:54
successful
125:55
you know she's she's got businesses to
125:57
run all that
126:00
feels bad man ah dude maybe i'm just bad
126:02
at tms dude there's been a few
126:03
there's been a few people that i've been
126:05
like that i've that i've dm'd and they
126:07
haven't messed me back like uh
126:09
i don't say any names but yeah someone i
126:11
was pretty a big fan of
126:12
i was like oh you know oh wait i said
126:14
like oh hold on let me find out what i
126:15
said
126:17
someone that i was a pretty big fan of
126:18
guaranteed that i have
126:20
mentioned it before by the end of the
126:22
night and they
126:23
yeah i said like oh i used to watch it
126:26
especially with those big mommy milkers
126:28
pog
126:29
i just didn't continue the conversation
126:31
but it was only one message i feel like
126:33
i'm gonna leave it there so i can bring
126:35
up no not sneaky not james charles
126:36
either no no i'd okay you know i might
126:38
not have mentioned it
126:39
uh sneaky let me find out sneaky oh
126:42
that's the other thing okay
126:44
dude right right how do i measure this
126:47
okay how do i measure this but dr on my
126:50
twitch right now
126:52
i think my description is something like
126:55
second or third most popular
126:57
crossdresser on uh on twitch so
126:59
if you just heard me again what is it
127:01
about
127:02
oh no it's a guy every simp is talking
127:04
about i'm very funny
127:06
or something on something else was like
127:08
i i oh [ __ ] sneaky collab will be sick
127:10
oh i've got oh dude i got news that i
127:12
can't even share about that
127:14
but i'm no me and sneaky have not talked
127:16
nor do we plan to have a collab
127:18
um but there's something loosely related
127:20
but yeah i was just thought i was just
127:22
thinking right i used to brand myself as
127:24
maybe the second or third most popular
127:26
crossdress on twitch i've gotta be
127:27
numbered
127:28
number two right it's gotta be me and
127:31
sneaky because sneaky doesn't
127:32
live stream himself doing any like
127:34
crossdressing i could be number one i
127:36
don't know
127:37
i don't know i don't know sneaky or zack
127:41
same same reddit ah
127:44
i gotta be number one on on
127:45
crossdressing for for me to be there
127:48
and then i'll be the number one
127:49
crossdresser in the world
127:53
spy fee ah it's fine it's play for you
127:56
uh i i i can never beat that man this is
127:59
a friend
128:01
spifey's uh my favorite crossdresser
128:04
oh wow he said this is his new pin tweet
128:06
that's funny
128:09
um
128:17
yeah yeah okay
128:22
rose's sexuality is still being figured
128:24
out in the canon
128:26
no one knows okay but it's still
128:28
straight but still
128:30
you could always make leman berg uniform
128:32
cosplay
128:34
that is an interesting idea that is a
128:37
very interesting idea
128:38
like the flag oh
128:44
huh
128:48
that is an interesting idea sore subject
128:53
uh oh is this tommy exiled now straight
128:56
sir finn
128:57
is gay piece of [ __ ]
129:01
wait what that's not how that works i
129:03
mean it's not just complete backwards
129:07
uh why not asking lynn about it
129:12
like why not asking lin about it she
129:14
does all the makeup by sneaky
129:16
oh yeah it's his girlfriend right but
129:20
but i don't know what you mean to ask
129:21
about
129:23
um i claim to be number one and prove me
129:26
wrong
129:29
finn is so attracted to women he became
129:30
a woman ultimate heterosexual
129:34
oh [ __ ] it that's that's it that's what
129:36
it is that is 100 what it is
129:41
that's pretty funny
129:44
that's pretty good
129:58
give us a very sniper too when they
129:59
asked you in hs
130:01
where you wanted to be when you finished
130:03
school yeah in high school
130:06
yeah i mean i never knew i wanted to be
130:07
a youtuber weirdly oh pop-pop where's my
130:09
phone
130:10
where's my phone hold on let me move my
130:11
phone [ __ ] oh no
130:13
it's happening again sorry interference
130:17
yeah no i never knew i wanted to be a
130:19
youtuber i wanted to be a uh
130:21
i think i either wanted to i mean if you
130:23
asked five-year-old me you would
130:25
you'd have got the answer demolitions
130:26
expert i really wanted to blow up
130:28
buildings
130:29
if that gives any uh inkling of what
130:32
type of
130:33
person i am uh but then i wanted to be
130:37
oh [ __ ]
130:38
this matches up perfectly with the law i
130:40
wanted to be a programmer
130:42
he wanted to be a programmer i was
130:44
pretty good at it
130:48
[ __ ] uh
130:53
well never mind i wanted to do um i
130:56
wanted to do
130:58
uh either computer science since only
131:01
men can cross-dress as femme boys
131:04
doesn't that make it a very masculine
131:06
activity true i mean well women can also
131:10
cross-dress but still
131:11
as men but then it's also a manly
131:13
activity whoa
131:16
are you wearing your programming socks
131:18
i'm not
131:19
i don't know where they're dirty as [ __ ]
131:20
now i didn't wash them yet
131:22
um they're probably on my bedroom floor
131:24
somewhere
131:25
the most masculine activity yeah no the
131:27
uh the
131:28
i've got i've got like hot pink striped
131:31
socks oh i've also just got hot pink
131:33
sucks hold on
131:34
they're over here um
131:37
well here's one of them there's these um
131:42
but yeah no i mean oh where the [ __ ]
131:45
i can't even get him one second boys
131:51
where's the other suck that was oh there
131:54
it is
131:58
or i wanted to do cgi weirdly enough i
132:02
i really quite like cgi i had a bit of a
132:04
uh
132:05
i had a bit of a thing with a bit of an
132:07
obsession with it for a while
132:09
are you transgender i'm not i'm not
132:13
okay um but yeah
132:17
fan got so good at programming that he
132:18
edited his own config file
132:25
my my uh my config file changed just so
132:28
i can stream
132:30
that's pretty funny he's not trans he's
132:32
cd
132:35
i prefer to think of myself more as a
132:37
hard drive
132:39
six months pog champ
132:42
that's a terrible joke um
132:48
i'm late to the party can you give me a
132:50
12. definitely not this is a dangerous
132:53
skirt to wear this is
132:54
this is pretty up there on the list of
132:57
shortest skirts that i've worn
133:01
uh okay
133:06
i'm actually wait bachelor i'm guessing
133:09
you meant to say bachelor bachelor of
133:10
arts in interactive animations
133:12
you couldn't even spell bachelor right
133:14
fam
133:16
um but that sounds very impressive
133:21
oh okay hold up i'm trying to ah
133:25
i'm trying to get these socks on this is
133:26
these are really [ __ ] tight sucks
133:30
[Music]
133:31
these are knee socks these are so men
133:33
who dress up like a woman is just
133:35
simply a qual look it up pog pog
133:39
a choir what
133:44
demand a toil
133:45
[Music]
133:48
how much for a 12. s-i-m-p-s
133:51
together strong it'd have to be a very
133:53
slow twill
133:54
knife collection showcase stream there's
133:57
no there's been no updates should we
133:59
oh dude you know what knife i've wanted
134:00
to get for so long
134:02
should i should i give you my wish list
134:04
knife that i will never buy
134:06
but really want this is like this holds
134:10
the same place in my heart as like the
134:11
tesla dude
134:12
i really want this knife but it's one of
134:14
those things i'll never use and never
134:15
buy
134:20
oh no actually
134:23
there's a couple um
134:27
a guy called shiragorov
134:31
any of his knives are insanely nice
134:35
like just beautiful oh no you know what
134:38
oh sorry i'm stupid you know what you
134:40
know what it is uh
134:42
ah [ __ ] it's the grimms no
134:46
what the [ __ ] i follow them on instagram
134:47
i've gotta genuinely go onto my phone to
134:49
remember this company
134:50
hold on i'm sorry everyone that doesn't
134:53
care for knife talk and like what i find
134:55
as
134:56
interesting is gonna be very upset by
134:58
this i'm so sorry i'm not talking about
135:00
heels but give me a minute i think it's
135:03
halt blade works if i'm not wrong
135:06
uh who do i follow oh yeah holt blade
135:10
works
135:11
yeah the hulk blade works
135:17
uh specter the halt blade works specter
135:22
in thai maskers and damascus
135:25
uh my there's a there's someone that i
135:27
used to talk about a lot on the channel
135:29
uh called this is the knife by the way
135:32
there's someone i used to talk a lot on
135:34
the channel called
135:34
nick shabazz this dude
135:38
is used to be someone that i spent most
135:40
of my time watching on youtube
135:42
but just look at that [ __ ] you
135:44
can't even hold on
135:46
this thing is fully damascus steel
135:50
with a fully damascus steel insert
135:53
and then he made a whole video talking
135:55
about it this one's also cool or it's
135:57
got tymaskus and a damascus blade lovely
135:59
are you a knife cause i really want you
136:01
inside me
136:07
devon
136:11
devin new strong title rose shares her
136:16
christmas
136:17
santa she wants the council to buy her
136:21
one wink
136:24
it's only around a thousand dollars
136:29
yeah these things are no joke
136:32
the when the types of knives that i will
136:34
just not buy
136:36
you wouldn't think a knife could cost a
136:38
thousand dollars right
136:40
but it [ __ ] does it really does
136:43
this is like a really simple one i think
136:45
it's like 750 to 800
136:47
and that's in the states so yeah i know
136:50
it's a stupid amount of money to spend
136:52
on a knife of anything especially
136:55
something i'm just going to put on the
136:56
wall
136:58
so no it's a silly silly aspiration
137:01
maybe i'll get one when i'm a
137:03
billionaire
137:06
if i ever really if i ever break into
137:08
jeff bezos's house
137:09
then maybe i'll buy myself one the other
137:12
one was a grimsmo norseman
137:14
if you guys i actually had the
137:16
opportunity to buy a grimsby norseman at
137:18
some point
137:18
and i say opportunity because like these
137:20
aren't stuff you can just walk on to
137:22
walk in on like your local knife
137:25
store or amazon and just click and buy
137:29
these things are like you need to be on
137:30
a waiting list to get the opportunity to
137:33
buy one
137:34
nuts be nice if you played among us oh
137:37
among us with us i
137:38
mean maybe i never talked spoke to
137:40
anyone though it's kind of
137:42
you can't really do that on stream
137:43
otherwise something bad might happen
137:45
immediately
137:46
i could jump in and then someone just
137:47
says the n word
137:50
so i don't know uh
137:53
let me go on to let me change my stream
137:55
because i'm pretty much just talking now
138:00
hold on for minecraft are just chatting
138:04
okay perfect
138:08
so you haven't so you have enough money
138:10
to buy an iphone that's the same as the
138:12
last one
138:13
uh but well i mean i skipped like three
138:15
versions or four versions even but
138:17
but you can't buy a knife
138:18
[Music]
138:21
as an american one prefer guns knives
138:24
are cool though
138:26
can't get guns i imagine if i was
138:28
american i'd be into guns
138:30
at least slightly but also you can't
138:32
just fire guns in your house with a
138:34
knife you can do whatever with right
138:36
you just sit there and just flip around
138:38
with it it's fun
138:39
and i mean you could just sit there just
138:42
loading and
138:43
just doing this all the time
138:46
which i already do with this bb gun so i
138:48
don't know
138:49
but i fire guns in the house all the
138:51
time just shoot a hole out the window
138:55
but bb gun by the way um
138:59
go to the range hey you have to go out
139:01
somewhere
139:02
tesla color i'd get it in grey or black
139:05
to be honest
139:08
maybe red i mean we can have
139:13
uh shotguns in england uh you can you
139:15
need to apply for a license
139:17
part of you to assume americans don't
139:19
just fire guns randomly
139:22
i'd hope they don't i know they have
139:24
before
139:25
hot pink tesla i promise you if i ever
139:27
buy a tesla i'll get it in hot pink okay
139:31
uh what's the boob job donation uh
139:33
non-existent
139:34
non-existent this is why mom [ __ ]
139:38
no it's that's the wrong quote this is
139:40
why mom doesn't [ __ ]
139:41
love you is the quote would you consider
139:44
getting implants for the memes
139:46
that's a pretty big meme who is it
139:48
memeing
139:49
me uh
139:53
the amount of money that i would ask for
139:55
to get implants even for a year
139:57
is astronomical so no
140:04
for more than even a year that would be
140:06
nuts
140:08
also there's [ __ ] like you need to go
140:10
to a hospital [ __ ] go through an
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actual surgery and [ __ ] that seems like
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a lot of work
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if it implants are not just like a thing
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you can just go oh i guess i click the
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implant button and then you have boobs
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um you're gonna have like scars and [ __ ]
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right i think
140:24
right i think you get scars so
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you know probably no
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scars heel you know ish
140:38
still ha ha transition you know just for
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memes
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exactly aren't there temporary
140:45
injections for small bobs
140:47
you get saline something i've heard like
140:50
didn't that one guy get them isn't that
140:52
that story about that dude that got like
140:54
a hundred thousand dollars from his
140:56
mates because they were all like
140:58
gamblers or like really rich gamblers to
141:00
get boobs for a year and he did it and
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then he kept them for like 20 or 50
141:03
years or something like that
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oh tell me your dress size if you scroll
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down
141:09
once it will tell you next to the p.o
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box it says what my sizes are
141:14
uh i have heard an egg
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no i watched botched on youtube and it
141:21
was a guy he was on that let me show
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hold on let me watch oh let me look let
141:24
me show you this guy
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uh
141:30
botched 100k boobs yeah look at this
141:33
my name is a place in the uk
141:36
paintball world war shows up never mind
141:40
i can't show you that baseball size
141:42
paintballs
141:43
i'm just gonna let you listen hold on my
141:45
name is brian and these
141:47
are my hundred thousand dollar boobs
141:52
let me show you brian i'm not going to
141:54
show you what he showed me
141:56
but this is brian he got a hundred
142:00
thousand dollars to
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do these things
142:04
let me hear this gambler and a magician
142:07
there's very few things
142:08
i wouldn't do for a bet my buddies bet
142:10
me 5 000 i could live in his box
142:12
on fifth avenue for a week i had to live
142:14
in a friend's bathroom for a month i
142:15
slept under the 59th street
142:17
i'm gonna quickly see if he shows them
142:19
again
142:20
and then if he doesn't i'll just go onto
142:22
the screen
142:23
okay it does at like the one minute mark
142:26
okay
142:27
it does at the one minute mark which
142:29
we're not gonna show okay
142:32
i slept under the 59th street bridge
142:34
with ten thousand dollars wrapped around
142:35
my ankle for a week
142:37
in about 1997-ish i was in some
142:39
restaurant in europe and i was with two
142:40
friends
142:41
and his girlfriend at the time was
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flaunting her boobs and i said to my
142:45
friend
142:46
no what does he say like that what is he
142:48
saying like that
142:50
this is why i say bubs because i cannot
142:52
take the word boobs
142:53
seriously look oops and i
142:58
friend the time was flaunting your boobs
143:00
and ice
143:02
that to my friend and if i had boobs
143:05
like her
143:08
i can get just as much attention as she
143:10
would for how much and then he came up
143:11
with a hundred thousand and i
143:12
shook his hand and that was it was a bet
143:14
you showed a sub goal for hormone
143:16
replacement therapy just for the memes
143:18
of course
143:19
haha just for the memes
143:24
it'd be such a funny meme
143:28
but yeah no uh he got them for like
143:32
i don't know how long he kept him in for
143:34
actually how long did he keep him in for
143:37
uh are you
143:40
turn the twist to make the boob
143:43
boop how did he keep him for
143:51
uh also how is that a lot on youtube
143:53
that's so interest wait i only just
143:55
realized something
143:56
that this dude literally just showed his
143:58
boobs on
143:59
youtube uncensored because it's a guy
144:03
you're allowed to do that
144:05
that's nuts why am i why you're allowed
144:08
to do that
144:08
if you have if you have a boob job as a
144:10
guy
144:12
presumably like damn that's so weird
144:15
because they're male nipples wait what
144:18
if you're a woman
144:20
and you want to show your boobs so what
144:22
you do
144:23
is you get cert you get a guy you have a
144:26
nipple transplant with a guy
144:33
and then you're allowed to do it they're
144:36
technically
144:37
guys nips they're not yours
144:45
i mean i'm just saying
144:48
i cracked the code here hold on let me
144:52
just hit up the pawn industry so i can
144:54
collect my checks
144:56
uh let me just send them my uh my postal
144:59
address
145:01
you're looking too far into it
145:04
are you high two head
145:07
no dude i'm six head bro i'm great
145:12
why do you dress up as a girl every
145:13
stream i am not even wearing any makeup
145:15
my go
145:16
this is literally just like [ __ ] uh
145:19
what i'm doing for the month and then at
145:21
the and then oh
145:22
dude i ca i don't think i've dressed as
145:24
a guy on stream in
145:26
how long how long has it been
145:30
like a no not a year
145:34
like three months it's gotta have been
145:37
like three months right
145:39
you've never even seen me dressed up as
145:41
a dude on stream in like three months
145:43
that is nuts
145:46
uh bro are you gay no
145:50
what if i don't get why people keep
145:52
thinking i'm gay
145:54
two weeks eyelashes stream uh you
145:56
wouldn't want to see them coming off i'm
145:58
so sweaty this is like a leather dress
146:00
this skirt so what i take away from this
146:03
is you want to show your bobs yes
146:07
no i want to be legally allowed
146:08
apparently i am legally allowed to hey
146:10
perks of being a dude did you i'm
146:13
allowed to show you boobs on youtube
146:15
apparently
146:18
no the only thing that i would ever
146:20
seriously consider like
146:22
um plastic surgery like that i'd never
146:25
do
146:25
i'd never [ __ ] do bob implants
146:28
maybe a nose job maybe just because i'm
146:31
i don't love it
146:33
i've been thinking about it but i i
146:34
don't know it seems like
146:36
it's it's got to be it's a thing of like
146:38
i've thought about it
146:40
i it's never got to even the stage where
146:41
i google it
146:43
i love you i can walk into a gun store
146:46
and possibly walk out with a firearm
146:48
within 3060
146:51
minutes as long as i pass the background
146:53
check
146:54
i live in nevada why wouldn't it be
146:58
though
146:59
answer my question about going to
147:02
armageddon and driving around a tank and
147:04
fighting
147:06
another tank in paintball pp enlargement
147:09
surgery
147:10
it's already so heavy that my legs have
147:12
to like do an extreme amount of work
147:14
that's why my thighs and ass are so
147:17
juicy and thick
147:18
it's because i have to lift so much
147:20
weight all the time
147:21
maybe reduction so i don't know about
147:24
enlargement that'd just be too much
147:27
you know who could cope with that at
147:28
that point
147:31
anyway
147:35
a person that's clipped that just edit
147:36
out the x's
147:40
so answer my question about going to
147:43
armageddon and driving around a tank and
147:45
what the [ __ ] and fighting another tank
147:48
in
147:50
paintball what
147:53
there is a place in the uk where you can
147:54
do paintball with oh but with full world
147:57
war two tanks
147:59
shooting baseball-sized paintballs what
148:01
the [ __ ] that's insane
148:04
that's nuts you don't need a boob job if
148:06
you start hrt you'd
148:07
[ __ ] help god damn it i'm not do i'm
148:10
not no i don't
148:13
i'm not doing anything that's like um
148:16
like a pup god phone
148:18
i'm not um another one called him mr
148:22
five tracks
148:22
get on all fours leave five tracks
148:32
plastic surgery stream oh what a great
148:34
idea sending you a comment link in
148:37
discord that is relevant to the previous
148:40
conversation
148:41
okay
148:45
nipple transplant comic
148:52
oh
148:57
oh it's literally the joke that i just
148:59
said but
149:00
really grotesque
149:07
apparently someone else had the idea too
149:09
and drew it
149:10
and anyway
149:14
uh why do you dress like a [ __ ] girl
149:18
[ __ ] dude i'm sorry is your mother
149:21
around are you not allowed to swear on
149:22
the family computer
149:24
my god the only person i ever see i i
149:27
only ever have like weird
149:29
comments about like what's the word i
149:32
only ever have weird comments about
149:34
um
149:38
about like oh why are you doing this
149:39
from like really right-wing people
149:42
or like kids that are just they're
149:44
confused which is fine
149:45
fair enough for me like but you can
149:48
immediately tell if it's a kid
149:50
like you know so i'm not that you know i
149:53
don't really care that much
149:57
alex steele yeah i used to watch that
149:59
guy all the time
150:00
he kind of makes a lot of the same
150:01
content now now so i've kind of been
150:03
i don't watch it as much but yeah i used
150:07
to watch him a lot
150:08
very cool uh
150:19
well you look amazing so [ __ ] those guys
150:21
i know
150:24
really right-wing i mean well you can be
150:26
really right-wing and not give a [ __ ]
150:28
about this
150:29
i'm not like [ __ ] on anyone's
150:30
political beliefs but you know
150:32
[ __ ] there
150:36
it's always people that like you you
150:37
know the people that i mean the people
150:39
that i always have a problem with it are
150:40
just [ __ ] idiots
150:42
so an official tommy raider oh it's a
150:44
tommy n stream
150:48
no oh no why no he raided thunder
150:51
it's not a tummy raid what do you mean
150:54
what do you mean
150:55
anyway an official tommy raid literally
150:58
just means that you came from tommy
151:00
but i'll take it thank you hey tommy
151:02
people hello
151:04
uh how are you doing
151:08
i forgot what we were talking about what
151:09
are we talking about oh yeah
151:12
boobs okay hey tommy viewers
151:16
anyway we're talking about uh uh boobs
151:20
cool cool
151:23
what am i oh bob sorry i meant to say
151:25
bob sorry about that um
151:32
oh what the [ __ ] okay what were you
151:34
saying
151:39
oh yeah i gave you an out of i out back
151:41
to knives yeah
151:42
so we're also talking about knives no my
151:44
um the night that the hot blade works
151:46
knife's really cool i like anything
151:48
damascus tie mask and stuff like that
151:49
there was also a ring that was pretty
151:51
cool that i saw
151:52
jaw i got given a watch today
151:55
it's a fake watch it was like it's like
151:59
a
151:59
apparently it's the fake of a very very
152:01
good one anyone
152:02
care what clothes you wear as long as
152:04
you're comfortable it's
152:06
your body after all such a bizarre thing
152:09
to care about
152:10
no i know it's like um can we go one
152:14
stream without talking about bubbles
152:15
are you talking about the anti-gay
152:17
politician who got arrested for
152:19
attending a 25-man
152:21
sexy party i'm not but that is
152:27
that is interesting seems a little
152:29
excessive
152:30
25 25
152:34
25 the human body
152:38
handle that that's not even that many
152:39
hole
152:41
what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's devin hey
152:44
devon thank you for the five gifted subs
152:46
steven
152:48
but yeah no although the [ __ ] gender
152:50
norms [ __ ] gender norms bro
152:52
the only people that ever have issues
152:54
with like
152:55
oh dude i'm not even dude that's the odd
152:57
i have such like a
152:59
thanks for the 60 bits by the way i have
153:00
such like a a
153:02
unwritten issue with um it's the same
153:06
thing remember i talked about it before
153:07
when uh
153:08
when someone said like i'll say trans
153:10
rights i was i had the same like
153:12
argument
153:13
but i came up with a much easier one to
153:15
to talk about
153:16
i'm just not gonna debate civil rights
153:18
with people
153:20
it's not up to debate right like it may
153:23
that's the easiest way to put it i'm not
153:25
gonna [ __ ] debate with someone
153:28
about hey should humans be allowed to
153:31
have the same rights as the rest of us
153:35
it's so [ __ ] stupid when you put it
153:37
like that hey
153:38
should some people have less rights than
153:40
others no
153:41
what's the if you can say yes to that
153:43
you're an [ __ ] i'm not gonna debate
153:45
that with you
153:46
[ __ ] you so who cares
153:49
it's stupid anyway
153:53
dress however you want [ __ ] be
153:55
whoever you want my guy
153:56
just make yourself happy the only people
154:00
that are gonna disagree with you are
154:01
people that you wouldn't want to
154:02
associate with anyone
154:03
well just being a fanboy it is just for
154:05
the memes after all
154:08
take hrt for the memes change your body
154:11
irreversibly for the memes
154:15
oh yeah i guess it is reversible ah who
154:17
cares still
154:18
maybe not no makeup fins still hot
154:23
i don't love no makeup finn but i'll
154:25
take it
154:27
magic potion oh no who would you say
154:30
your
154:30
favorite three streamers are uh i am a
154:33
fan
154:34
of oh what watching i don't know i don't
154:37
watch too many streamers
154:38
i'm a fan of minx she's like the only
154:40
one i ever will like click on if she's
154:42
like give you jeff's money five
154:44
months in a row nice
154:47
sometimes i'll check out celestia uh
154:50
i don't know i don't really watch too
154:52
many streamers aren't like
154:54
tommy's pretty funny tommy's very funny
154:57
um
154:58
i've watched like yeah i think it's
155:01
literally just like
155:02
i haven't caught a turbo stream to be
155:04
honest with you tobo and me are always
155:05
live at the same time so i never get to
155:07
see them
155:08
but yeah turbo minks are like
155:11
tubbo tommy oh sorry uh tommy and minks
155:14
are probably my what if there was a
155:16
really wealthy guy who would just make
155:18
girl year happen
155:20
jesus christ though what would the rules
155:21
be asking for a friend
155:24
rules a girl yeah it's like these at all
155:27
times
155:28
this at all times for the year and then
155:30
uh the eyelashes
155:32
for all times and the nails and stuff
155:33
like that and it's constantly going by
155:35
she her
155:36
only playing would care that you're not
155:38
gonna happen the
155:44
stupid yeah they exactly
155:48
the only people that uh would care if
155:49
you're on hrt are the other people who
155:51
wanted it
155:52
kevlar chicken i swear to god i'd care
155:54
if i had
155:55
if i was i shouted i'd care because you
155:59
know
155:59
it does stuff to your body that i may
156:01
not like
156:03
uh you agreed to the rules yeah but i
156:06
wouldn't do a free i mean for a year
156:08
i set the goal because i know we're not
156:09
gonna hit it for a year that would be a
156:11
hard thing to keep up with for a year
156:14
uh so transfer a year as close as i
156:17
could get
156:18
for a year but you know not really
156:23
like it it's not gonna happen so it's
156:26
fine
156:27
uh i'm getting a bad feeling oh yeah
156:29
sorry
156:30
loop i don't know how i i really hope
156:33
you're not gonna donate
156:35
180 000 but you know
156:38
it's 180 000
156:41
at a certain point i like i i do it
156:45
if we hit it but we're not gonna hit it
156:46
so i don't have much of like i'm not
156:48
worrying about it
156:50
oh yeah it's not gonna happen it's not
156:51
it's uh you've got 18 days
156:54
to anyway this is stupid how many times
156:56
you said it's not going to happen before
157:00
i've been right many a time
157:03
oh no please don't give me a lot of
157:04
money oh no
157:07
oh no ain't gay but 180k 290k
157:12
i'm well i'm not gay either way
157:15
but 180k ah [ __ ] it 180k uh i'm getting
157:18
a major s and i'm literally a trans guy
157:20
uh that goes by neo pronouns [ __ ] making
157:23
clothes that have a gender
157:25
i don't know what neo pronouns are does
157:27
that that means
157:28
new new pronouns is that stuff like z um
157:31
caesar stuff like that
157:33
because i have i am not educated on the
157:36
subject
157:37
i don't know any of them am i right
157:40
about that or am i wrong
157:42
yeah okay cool we did it oh man yeah
157:46
i'm glad i got that right it's
157:47
everywhere i felt so dumb because i
157:48
didn't know this girl years ago
157:50
but [ __ ] it man that's so interesting
157:54
okay [ __ ] it gender's such an
157:55
interesting thing right at least like
157:57
how
157:58
jenna's an interesting thing because i
158:01
i i have a few trends i have a few trans
158:04
friends but
158:05
dude i feel like i've dropped that right
158:07
down my shirt
158:08
a few trans friends and the consensus
158:11
seems to be something that i didn't
158:12
think
158:12
before i met a lot of trans people right
158:15
so
158:17
okay you would be surprised how much
158:20
some would want you to be a pretty girl
158:22
for the year not
158:24
saying i am one of them wink
158:28
winky face if everyone watching is fifty
158:30
dollars go years ago
158:32
it's 50-year watching fee that's what it
158:33
is i know the uh
158:36
jenna's made up yeah dude if i was okay
158:38
if i was uh
158:40
if i was gonna say anything beforehand
158:44
it'd probably be like trans people
158:47
wouldn't want to
158:48
have anything remotely to do with what
158:50
they're moving away from right
158:52
like let's say you're let's say you're a
158:55
male to female
158:56
trans person right so
159:00
in theory you wouldn't really want to do
159:02
very masculine things
159:04
when you've transitioned because it
159:05
would give you dysphoria right
159:07
but that's not always right and i didn't
159:10
really consider that by the way stealth
159:11
thanks for the five gifted subs holy
159:13
[ __ ]
159:14
i don't have a sub call up but thank you
159:16
pog dude
159:17
that's not really the case it's pretty
159:19
much i don't know why it's such
159:20
it was such a hard concept for me to
159:22
grasp but it's literally just like in
159:24
the same way that i'm a guy
159:25
and dressing as a girl it doesn't mean
159:27
that i'm like actually
159:29
a woman right you can be trans and dress
159:32
like
159:33
what your gender what you're
159:34
transitioning from
159:36
and it doesn't really make any
159:37
difference as long as you're comfortable
159:39
with it which is very cool
159:40
i didn't really consider that anyway but
159:44
[ __ ] i get another opportunity to
159:46
mispronounce your name okay
159:49
jack it's ja khan it is
159:57
i nailed that tell me i didn't nail that
160:00
uh tell me i didn't nail that jacan
160:03
[ __ ] nation why do you all have such
160:07
hard to say names
160:08
nation thanks for the thanks for the
160:10
thanks for watching all right
160:17
then what happened to minecraft i was
160:19
playing it and i got very upset and mad
160:20
about it
160:22
uh i can play minecraft but okay [ __ ] it
160:25
you know we're gonna do it all right
160:28
minecraft oh damn let's do it okay i'm
160:31
gonna practice this one more time helen
160:33
hey helen thanks for the subs helen okay
160:36
bing bong i was a new hour bing bong big
160:39
big bomb all right puns was on i missed
160:41
puns
160:42
[ __ ] okay back to the start
160:45
we need a new simp goal do we
160:49
possibly possibly
160:53
okay possibly i'm not entirely sure we
160:56
do
160:57
okay there we go stop
161:00
thanks for the simps i'm very
161:03
appreciative okay i haven't done this in
161:05
ages
161:05
so we're gonna see if my muscle memory
161:07
still remembers everything
161:08
that i'm supposed to be doing oh damn
161:11
oh god lana thank you for the 10 gifted
161:14
subs lana
161:15
thanks for being such a cool mod lana
161:17
and 10 gifted subs also helps
161:19
uh by the way nailed the uh nailed that
161:23
jump
161:24
i [ __ ] up what
161:28
okay i wasn't even holding the tr
161:32
wait chef soup i don't remember that
161:33
name hey chef soup thanks for the
161:35
thanks for all the gifted subs i can do
161:38
it though this time's the one
161:39
my name is not hard to say simpson
161:42
let's go
161:46
[ __ ] okay this is my time i'm gonna beat
161:48
dreams time
161:49
on the next three runs
161:52
i get three restarts i gotta okay one
161:54
rooster make an only fans to fun
161:56
girl
162:00
i think you're misinterpreting i don't
162:02
want to hit the girl your goal
162:05
and i don't want to start an only fans
162:07
either nation why are you gifting so
162:09
many subs all of a sudden guys
162:12
okay not very clean but still fine
162:19
i just want to beat dream
162:25
that was so slow oh i got to restart
162:28
that was bad
162:30
okay even though i did this one pretty
162:33
much
162:34
perfectly
162:38
i had such a slow start over here
162:46
oh clean clean okay
162:52
please
163:01
oh i was insanely good that was such a
163:04
good boost
163:06
immediately ruined [ __ ] me god damn it
163:09
why
163:16
oh damn pretty good pretty good
163:20
holy [ __ ] macro what macro thanks for
163:22
the thanks for the five good subs
163:25
now it's not very good 56 that's okay
163:28
one second
163:28
slower than my best lap that's not bad
163:30
that's not bad
163:32
why are you gifting so many subs all of
163:33
a sudden what the [ __ ] thank you for the
163:35
thank you
163:36
oh my god thank you smoke evil
163:39
i i'm looking in so many directions why
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are you just trying to distract me bro
163:43
i gotta be dream
163:46
i gotta beat him im new to the stream
163:50
but i would love to see girl year happen
163:52
it's not gonna happen by the way thanks
163:55
for the 20 holy crap
163:57
hey chef again hey bud i i didn't get
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the boost
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that's fine though
164:04
while i love rose living her femme life
164:06
outlive sub goals
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i really want a youtube video of her
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driving a tank maybe with me our either
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[Music]
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oh no
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bruh bruh that was so good too
164:36
[ __ ] okay fine i get one i have one
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restart left man
164:44
okay i gotta do it ah okay this is
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literally my last try i can't restart
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again
164:49
or i'm doing my makeup
164:53
that was bad run dude that was bad
164:55
already half a second slower
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best
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oh [ __ ] me
165:22
okay not bad not bad not bad not bad not
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bad
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bruh bruh
165:53
dude it was so close
165:57
i that's the worst part
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ah that's such a rip
166:05
okay fine right right fine i'm doing it
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a different way if i don't beat dream on
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this one
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you can decide the makeup oh my god i
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[ __ ] it up
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[Music]
166:15
if i don't be dream on this run i'm
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doing the run all the way through
166:19
you can decide it okay you can decide
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everything about the makeup
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[Music]
166:38
just simply change the sub goal to 30k
166:41
for the girl year goal and we would hit
166:43
it in less why did it not boost me on
166:45
that last one tee'd
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oh my god
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why did teleport me all the way back
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here
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why didn't teleport back here and not in
167:17
the race oh my [ __ ] god
167:27
really really
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makeup [ __ ] yeah yeah
167:35
oh my god i wish i could just practice
167:38
the water bit
167:39
dude yeah okay
167:45
it takes like a solid hour to do the
167:48
makeup
167:48
this is terrible idea
167:55
okay so at least i've got like the front
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bit down right oh it's
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[ __ ] slow-key i am good
168:05
trying to be a dream man you'll be
168:07
obsessing over this
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oh really good well not that
168:18
i'm just i just want to do it if i beat
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it now i'm going to be so upset actually
168:26
why what the [ __ ] was that
168:31
are you kidding me why did it lag
168:34
why did that lag so bad i hit that
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though
168:38
oh that's bad dude that didn't count for
168:41
anything obviously but
168:43
i already lost but still that sucks
168:47
what if that happened on the real thing
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really
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oh dude that would upset me so much that
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isn't that is upsetting
168:55
that is very upsetting
169:01
[ __ ] okay fine
169:04
this is i'm hurt hurt and scorned by
169:07
this map
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because i've got most of this bit down
169:13
now like i'm i'm i
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can constantly nail the start
169:18
like this is
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up until right now yeah and
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starting now is when it's completely
169:29
random if i do well
169:33
i gotta get that right again
169:39
that was really good
169:43
why oh dude i'm screwed i'm screwed i'm
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screwed i'm screwed
169:48
52 53 54.
169:53
not terrible not terrible actually
169:57
not terrible i'm not doing that bad
170:03
i'm going to carry on this round even
170:04
though i've added a little bit of a
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screw up
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i wish i get the water right that's
170:14
literally it
170:17
it's the trident in the water thing
170:21
oh my god that was close
170:25
good boosts
170:33
here's where it gets tough
170:36
oh my god why
170:40
why do you not boost me though why do
170:43
you not boost me though
170:45
ah dude i'm doing this so wrong
170:52
there's no chance i need to remove
170:56
10 seconds from this run
171:04
not even that i need to remove 20.
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this has to be the best one i've ever
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done
171:12
genuinely got 20 seconds to complete
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this now
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it's just not gonna happen
171:21
i do wonder how far i can get though oh
171:24
that was a great one
171:29
eight seconds five four
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three two one
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yep i've lost it dream dreams uh titles
171:40
even my i even i got faster than that
171:42
god
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oh it's the trident thing i can't
171:47
practice just that section that sucks
171:50
[Music]
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it's the twi yeah that's what i said the
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swooshy thing yep you're right
171:57
if i get the tried and swooshy thing
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right then i'd be good
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[Music]
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i'm stupid but i'm trying it again i
172:08
know you guys want makeup but i really
172:09
want it again
172:17
that's gotta have been the cleanest i've
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done that jump to
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didn't even touch anything
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[Music]
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speeder and speed but oh [ __ ] i screwed
172:28
it
172:30
okay gg gg [ __ ] okay
172:35
ah let's do it look at the bet what's
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the bet
172:40
what's the bet what's the bet what's the
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bet what's the bet what's the bat what's
172:43
the bat what's the bit
172:47
what's the bet what was the bat what was
172:48
the bat
172:54
wait you're not wearing makeup i know i
172:55
haven't done it yet the bet was if you
172:57
could beat dream or not i will
172:59
i will i will be dream i'll be dream i
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don't know i don't get why you people
173:02
think i can't be dream
173:05
the mayo the alcohol yeah i need to
173:06
remove the alcohol i haven't drank any
173:08
of it
173:11
by the end of the stream okay be dream
173:13
by the end of the stream
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and that's an accomplishable goal
173:18
i can be dream 87
173:21
of chat but no sharp bucko okay
173:24
makeup time baby all right so
173:28
[ __ ] me how long has it been since we
173:30
did makeup together okay
173:31
let me take this out are you a guy yeah
173:34
crazy eh okay let me make my sounds come
173:37
from
173:38
the this thing bam
173:41
set default perfect and let's go on to
173:44
just chatting
173:49
there we go okay just chatting
173:53
are on the right thing uh right let me
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change the stream title
173:57
make up time bucko
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all right where's my where's my
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headband okay i've now got a new method
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of doing makeup now
174:08
uh a new method of doing makeup i've got
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a um
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new way of getting my hair back
174:15
wow so cool okay
174:19
i need to wet a should i wet this with
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sparkling water
174:23
is that a good idea
174:26
it's not going to make a difference it's
174:27
just weird it just also means i don't
174:29
have to get up
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i'm gonna
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lazy yeah bro you need to be wet in your
174:43
beauty blenders though what can i say
174:46
it's a great idea oh my beauty blender
174:49
is fizzy
174:52
high quality water it is um this one
174:55
what
174:55
i don't forget i don't know how to
174:56
pronounce that
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okay
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oh do not recommend
175:09
i don't recommend it no i don't know
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what's gonna happen but
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i assume it's probably fine
175:16
and now my hands are just wet that's the
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only problem oh
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okay the donor sound is it on stream oh
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yeah sorry
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um i got it and
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three two one there we go now you can
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hear donos sorry about that
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i i finn hi how are you
175:36
okay pellegrina
175:41
pellegrino is the way that you say it
175:43
okay
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stream ends if i beat dream i like your
175:52
shirt fix bobs ah
175:54
don't look at my bobs love the lashes
175:57
thank you
175:58
is that millie saying that that'd be
176:00
pretty funny
176:01
okay the lashes are actually doing okay
176:05
one of them's a little bit scuffed up
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but that's fine
176:08
we can fix that um
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[Music]
176:14
where's my [ __ ] thing with my [ __ ]
176:16
dick though
176:17
where's my ding dong oh there it is
176:21
oh my god i came late can i have a spin
176:23
why does everyone want me to spin around
176:26
[ __ ] this eyelash is being
176:30
unruly this [ __ ] eyelash down here
176:39
get with the group yet [ __ ]
176:41
troublemaker
176:47
okay
176:50
me and the boy me and the homies do be
176:52
brushing our eyelashes though
176:55
okay
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what makeup look are we doing today
177:03
this is all on you guys you guys wanted
177:05
me to do makeup
177:06
you you decide
177:14
what the [ __ ] okay thank you for the
177:16
seven dollars by the way super t
177:19
hey neither you uh whatever you're
177:21
watching finn's stream i just want to
177:22
say you uh
177:24
i don't know who never is
177:27
just just boys being girls just a bunch
177:30
of e-boys being eagles
177:39
okay
177:43
how did my skin get better like
177:44
overnight too what the [ __ ]
177:47
you really did though holy [ __ ]
177:52
a really bad tip i do a really bad tip i
177:56
can give you
177:57
which is what i do is just using
177:59
concealer instead of using foundation
178:01
but usually it's because i have enough
178:02
like blemishes that it kind of just like
178:05
covers the same area maybe i should just
178:08
use a foundation instead
178:12
if i ever do a collab with um with james
178:15
charles it's going to be titled james
178:16
charles cringes at all of my makeup
178:19
ability
178:21
james charles cringing at my makeup
178:30
routine
178:37
uh makeup store is just a bonus yeah
178:40
you're welcome i'm basically just
178:42
putting concealer on every bit of like
178:44
blemish or like spot i
178:46
have um just because it's a really good
178:49
concealer and on camera it looks even
178:52
better
178:53
in real life it's kind of near perfect
178:55
in cameroon is perfect it's kind of
178:56
great
178:57
besides spots like this where it's just
178:59
like almost like
179:01
impossible to fully cover i guess
179:04
um and then by the nose because i don't
179:07
know about you guys but my nose down
179:08
here is always like a bit red
179:11
like the corners on my nose and then
179:14
i kind of just use the excess to go over
179:17
the top of my lip
179:18
because i don't normally have any uh i'm
179:20
usually like i'm not hairy at all
179:22
but i'm still a guy so you kind of can
179:25
notice like a tiny rose
179:34
remember keep smiling love you all i
179:37
totally got it you're lying to me
179:39
don't lie to me don't lie to me in chat
179:41
i got it right you're just you just
179:42
uh you don't admit it and then
179:46
i don't know why i do this in two parts
179:48
but i do
179:51
under eye concealer
179:54
and for eyelashes i have to do it's this
179:56
sucks to do with eyelashes on
179:58
but if you're not in eyelashes you can
180:01
kind of just close your eye and go over
180:02
it but
180:03
with eyelashes on you need to be
180:08
either test your ability to not blink if
180:10
you just notice what i just did
180:12
holy crap uh
180:18
okay i'm gonna go over the top of my
180:21
eyelid there as well
180:25
oh my god this is so [ __ ] annoying
180:27
today
180:30
and then especially there that's really
180:32
an annoying area to get to
180:38
one of my eyes just want to connect all
180:39
of a sudden
180:42
the top and the bottom eyelashes haven't
180:43
said hello to each other in quite a
180:44
while there
180:49
do a little bit there and there just
180:52
because your eyes are really red i don't
180:53
know if you've ever noticed that but
180:54
like the top of your eyes are always
180:55
like so red
180:56
i don't know if mine if it's just mine
180:58
like that but i've noticed it with a lot
181:00
of people
181:01
your top of your eyes are always red god
181:03
knows why
181:05
good just thin skin you can see all the
181:07
blood in it
181:09
uh
181:12
this mini makeup tutorial is brought to
181:14
you by
181:15
finster failing at minecraft so often
181:18
that he has to do this [ __ ]
181:28
breaking everything okay
181:33
and then top of my eyebrows
181:37
a tiny tiny bit
181:42
not a ton not a ton
181:46
like the forehead sort of area
181:50
well just to get rid of like redness i
181:52
guess maybe i should just be using
181:54
foundation to be honest with you
181:56
this stage of my makeup routine might
181:57
just change to be doing foundation and
181:59
then add concealer on but this is
182:00
[ __ ] the laziest way i've ever found
182:02
to do it which is how i do everything so
182:05
if you need a lazy makeup routine here's
182:07
your answer
182:09
uh let me grab my brush and make my
182:11
eyebrows not
182:12
bad okay
182:16
probably should have done that after
182:18
this next stage actually
182:21
uh take a shot every time someone asks
182:25
finn for pronouns
182:28
no i'd put them in like a bio or
182:31
something but
182:32
the um girl month dictates that it's
182:34
supposed to be she
182:35
and then i don't really want to confuse
182:37
people when i go back and i change them
182:39
back to he
182:40
after the girl month ends in like a week
182:43
so
182:44
which i think was a fair thing that the
182:46
council and we decided on
182:48
that uh although at least doesn't the
182:50
chat decide on that
182:51
i'd have to do that for everything at
182:54
all times
182:55
well i mean i do for that he she for the
182:57
she thing for the correct pronouns
182:59
for the month but i'm not just going to
183:00
confuse my overall general audience you
183:02
know
183:06
in real life it's very different though
183:13
i'm just using like powder blending in
183:16
powder
183:17
so there's no like area where it's super
183:19
like cakey
183:21
okay after i do that do contour i've got
183:25
so speedy at this [ __ ] dude look at me
183:27
[ __ ]
183:29
you know what i want to make hey
183:31
merchandise company
183:32
hear me out right this thing
183:36
but with a makeup brush on the end hear
183:40
me out
183:40
right this but with like imagine
183:43
a a little brush on the end imagine
183:46
imagine this how you do your eyeshadow
183:47
one day right
183:53
how badass would that be james charles
183:56
morphy hit me the [ __ ] up morphy
184:01
just saying just saying i can accelerate
184:04
your brand
184:06
yes dude what girl doesn't want to feel
184:08
like a ninja when they're doing my
184:09
makeup bro
184:14
make up balasang for only 3.99
184:17
yeah uh
184:20
i always [ __ ] this up literally every
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time i [ __ ] it up
184:24
i always do way too much because i can't
184:26
see it on camera
184:27
can i get a good luck i'm helping with a
184:30
pride week in me school for purple
184:32
friday
184:34
purple friday and like i got to do my
184:36
coming out story in about nine hours
184:38
holy [ __ ] so like i'm super nervous and
184:41
impartially dying because of it
184:43
[Applause]
184:45
you'll do fine man you'll do fine you'll
184:48
do
184:49
listen bro you're gonna nail it all
184:52
right
184:53
have i [ __ ] up this one instead no
184:55
it's fine
184:59
yes [ __ ]
185:03
what i i get um i don't like either of
185:06
them
185:06
i'm not a fan of this i like the shape
185:08
of this one but
185:10
i thought i've done too much no right no
185:13
one ever tells
185:14
literally no one's ever mentioned it
185:20
no one ever mentions the makeup but
185:21
still
185:26
[Music]
185:29
this is just using what i do camera now
185:31
i just realized
185:32
me just like looking in the mirror
185:40
this is also one of those things that
185:42
you can not even tell
185:44
in real life that i've even [ __ ] done
185:46
and then on camera it's like oh
185:48
there's a lot there like look look how
185:50
insane that looks in real life that
185:52
looks like
185:52
nothing
185:58
um wow that looks kind of bad good thing
186:02
it's covered up by a hairline
186:04
and i can blend
186:09
good thing that's my hairline i only do
186:11
that i think for practice
186:13
i've goofed that so hard you can't even
186:17
in real life it's not even months next
186:20
month our twitch baby will be born
186:23
i'm not ready yet still need to decide a
186:26
name and buy
186:27
all its clothes i hope you will be a
186:30
good mother and not stab the child like
186:32
you stab kids in minecraft
186:35
peace you'll never know
186:38
that's the beauty of it hi rose love the
186:40
look can you say
186:42
hi sisters xx not a chance
186:46
i will never say hi sisters until i get
186:48
my james charles collab
186:54
it's
186:58
[Music]
187:01
that's my girl spinning her belly song
187:04
like a pro
187:05
i'm right this is a new part of the
187:08
makeup routine
187:09
that i have not got down yet in all
187:10
fairness
187:12
um which is just putting a bit of
187:13
contour on my nose that i don't
187:16
really know how to perfect yet to be
187:18
honest with you
187:21
but i'm working on it
187:25
and then ah woman tutorial
187:30
my stuff you just said it haha said what
187:34
i don't know what i said
187:37
i didn't know what i said what i say
187:53
nice deck
188:01
nice stick bro
188:11
oh [ __ ] no oh [ __ ]
188:14
is it jesus or hi sisters it's hi
188:16
sisters
188:18
i've seen a few i see actually i've seen
188:20
a fair amount of james charles's
188:21
videos like i know i've seen a fair
188:25
amount of james's videos they um
188:27
some of them are fairly good concepts
188:29
this is like videos not even like makeup
188:31
stuff
188:33
usually he just is like x picks my
188:36
makeup it's kind of his bread and butter
188:37
at this point
188:38
but
188:43
he did like an among us in real life
188:44
video that could have been filmed better
188:46
but was a really good idea it seemed
188:47
like a lot of effort went into it too
188:49
what does that look like on camera
188:53
that is ah
188:56
i always hate the contour i always [ __ ]
188:59
it up somehow
189:00
i can't exactly point to why anyway
189:04
uh good enough for me it's gonna
189:08
good enough for me good enough for me
189:09
good enough for me good enough for me oh
189:11
wait [ __ ] there's one last thing
189:13
uh i'm gonna quickly finish the nose
189:16
uh this one yep
189:19
i do a tiny bit more with like a little
189:22
bit of shape on the nose
189:25
not bad hon
189:37
i believe i picked up
189:41
tips from
189:44
the way that i learned makeup was key
189:47
videos
189:48
build alfines makeup tutorial weirdly
189:50
enough
189:52
um then
189:56
people in real life and just generally
189:59
like
190:01
people that have done my makeup and you
190:04
learn kind of what they do
190:05
what works and what doesn't for example
190:07
eda and overlining lips does not work
190:09
with me very well
190:10
um
190:16
well doing your makeup in different ways
190:18
like when i did the golf stream i
190:20
realized on camera at least i can really
190:22
get away with a lot of
190:23
uh contour and it doesn't look all that
190:25
bad
190:33
with millie i learned a couple things
190:35
about doing makeup with um
190:37
fake eyelashes on that's a lot
190:47
yeah i believe i even learned one thing
190:50
from a james charles video i don't
190:51
remember what it was though
190:55
but james is probably i think i just
190:57
refuse to watch makeup tutorials
190:59
there's still something about it that
191:00
i'm just like no i'm not going to do it
191:03
there's there's something that's like
191:05
inherently
191:06
i can't deal with it i i just can't
191:09
i can't bring myself to i'm still
191:12
i'm still um
191:15
fighting the uh the straight guy um
191:19
in me about doing um about watching
191:22
makeup stores i just can't deal with it
191:24
dude i won't bring myself to
191:29
do the girl voice i don't think you know
191:31
who i am
191:33
i cannot do the girl voice there's not
191:35
an ability that i possess
191:48
physically
191:51
eyebrows i also think i'm pretty good at
191:59
then again i also used to think my
192:00
eyebrows were good when they weren't so
192:02
i don't know
192:03
but like i've kind of got into a rhythm
192:10
i watched someone do their eyeliner in
192:12
no joke five seconds flat
192:14
the other day like a winged eyeliner i
192:16
saw it on tick tock
192:17
and it was [ __ ] insane it's like a
192:20
speed run like speed around eyeliner
192:22
dude
192:25
they did well that i was open to they
192:27
were just like
192:29
done insane
192:34
it's an impossible task in real life
192:46
then again i used to take a while doing
192:47
eyebrows
192:49
and it's kind of down to a science now
192:51
too
192:56
oh yeah never mind remember when i was
192:59
bragging about our eyebrows
193:12
oh this one's not very good
193:16
yeah dude the sister was not twinsie
193:24
they're best friends and i never seen
193:27
two pretty best friends
193:36
okay
193:39
oh yeah this is the other thing to take
193:40
ages but i still do it
193:43
only recently i've been doing it and i'm
193:45
still trying to get better at it but i
193:46
still
193:47
suck wait [ __ ] i should probably do
193:50
no it's fine and that is freckles
193:54
i sucker freckles really badly
194:00
i don't know how either ever did them
194:04
because i cannot get it to work
194:33
never take tips from me doing freckles i
194:35
don't know what i'm doing realistically
194:36
i should just watch a youtube video on
194:38
it i'm not gonna
194:39
as we've previously discussed
194:53
hello practice makes perfect you just
194:56
need 10 000 hours to be a master
194:59
also what type of makeup brush would fit
195:02
in a switchblade
195:03
an eyeshadow brush that's what i was
195:06
saying an eyeshadow brush would kind of
195:07
fit perfectly i mean think about it
195:08
that's an eyeshadow brush right there
195:10
like memorize how thin that is
195:13
and look at the gap in that hold on
195:17
pretty big gap and a fit it might be a
195:20
bit scuffed up and not the best brush
195:22
but you could do it
195:28
you'd get it for a novelty tell me you
195:30
wouldn't
195:32
you'd one thousand percent get a makeup
195:34
brush that came in a switch uh not a
195:36
switchblade even a
195:37
bella song a butterfly knife
196:01
um they could be better but they're not
196:04
the worst thing i've done [ __ ] it that's
196:06
[Music]
196:11
it's good that's fine good enough um
196:16
okay now i've done that now i do
196:18
typically
196:19
okay how pink are we going here
196:23
i'm guessing we're doing pink because i
196:25
know you guys
196:28
what do we do in fact what do you want
196:29
to do in terms of makeup
196:32
this is now where you get to do stuff
196:34
i've done the base layer i've done
196:35
everything that's like
196:37
to your average average guy unnoticeable
196:42
um
196:44
bright for the outfit pink hot pink
196:48
uh now we want orange lawn mower what
196:51
the [ __ ]
196:54
all pink just oh [ __ ] good lord
196:58
orange mega pink just pink just so much
197:00
pink okay
197:01
[ __ ] it
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okay
197:12
let's try it let's try it white inner
197:15
eye i always do that
197:16
light pink eyes okay
197:20
wait hold on i really need to tap that
197:21
off so
197:23
we do a little bit of pink on the nose
197:27
maybe a little bit too much wait
197:29
actually i chat i didn't even do my
197:30
[ __ ] contour correctly on my nose
197:33
like look how big the end of my nose
197:34
looks right now
197:50
much because i have a big nose
197:55
[ __ ] it i can't really make that any
197:56
better
197:58
wait idea time
198:04
why does this look so much different
198:05
than before
198:24
it's a little bit better
198:29
okay a little bit pink on the nose
198:32
how pink are we doing cheeks baby let's
198:34
go [ __ ] we're going very pinky
198:40
i mean i could even like do the like
198:42
connecting pink thing you know what i
198:44
mean
198:44
where it goes across the face like that
198:46
into nose
198:49
be very um looking like i have a cold
198:53
but we can do it
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um hmm too far down actually
199:23
i don't want to rub off the freckles
199:29
why is it so like white right now
199:35
cool cool uh okay
199:40
that's that for that where's my
199:42
highlight thingy
199:45
okay add some highlight
199:50
sometimes i wonder if chat is just horn
199:53
me or if chat just wants to vicariously
199:56
live there
199:57
best femme lie through you a bit of both
200:02
a little bit of both i think
200:05
i'm even tapping off highlight dude
200:10
we want all of the highlight my guy
200:12
every bit of highlight
200:15
we can muster
200:18
okay that being said i don't always do a
200:22
lot okay
200:23
um oh right where's my
200:26
james charles morphy ex james
200:29
morphy uh james uh morphy james charles
200:33
palette
200:37
right can you guess what color we're
200:40
going with
200:42
okay there's like should we go like
200:46
okay i've got an idea i have an idea
200:50
we're gonna go like kind of ready
200:53
sparkly
200:54
pinky to just shred up [ __ ] bright
200:57
pink
201:01
okay
201:04
big pink brush wait i have a different
201:06
brush for pink done
201:12
hey rose i was just thinking it would be
201:14
fun if he dressed up as a sexy santa for
201:17
a
201:18
stream this month i have a plan
201:21
don't you worry dear i have a plan
201:23
[Music]
201:27
watching you has inspired me to try
201:29
dragon im sat here right now wearing a
201:31
skirt and
201:33
let's go tights and loving it keep up
201:35
the beautiful work gorgeous colon
201:42
oh my god i had to show oh my god in
201:45
that's new video of nah i hope i don't
201:47
ruin this for people but
201:48
hey uh spoiler alert i'm helping nat
201:51
[ __ ] it should i just do all pink
201:55
i'm not going to be able to get too much
201:56
of a gradient of anything else oh wow
201:58
all pink and then we'll do sparkly in
202:00
the corner um
202:02
essentially just a base layer of pink in
202:05
that's new video though
202:08
i helped nat out with makeup i tried to
202:10
show nat
202:11
how to do the simplest makeup for two
202:14
hours it took to complete it was
202:19
absolutely mind-numbing
202:23
although quite funny at times although
202:26
it did take
202:27
ages doing the whole like no nat put it
202:30
i had to go into like photoshop and like
202:32
do a uh
202:32
trim like directions and [ __ ] on what to
202:34
do
202:36
that was very fun like we i had to make
202:38
a little document i had to draw an
202:39
eyeball
202:40
and then like sketch out what he was
202:42
gonna do
202:43
and how to do it like getting the
202:46
getting the
202:46
instruction across start out from here
202:48
and then go up and across speaking
202:50
of the sound i'll bug you and it'll keep
202:52
bugging you how is the customer
202:55
it's literally a situation he's never
202:56
done before to do it
202:59
uh customs oh [ __ ] i'm sorry john you've
203:02
got to keep bugging me about it because
203:03
well it's sunday i couldn't have called
203:04
them today anyway but i can call them
203:14
tomorrow
203:20
everything must be pink absolutely
203:23
everything must be the
203:24
most feminine thing do the egg jokes
203:26
bother you or are you okay with them
203:28
no i'm okay with the egg jokes
203:33
uh no i'm i'm fine with the egg drugs i
203:35
don't really care
203:37
they are funny like in terms of like a
203:39
good well crafted egg joke
203:41
pretty funny egg joke that one's so much
203:43
more like saturated than the other one i
203:45
think i just put more on the middle of
203:47
the eye that's probably an idea that i
203:48
should carry on with
203:52
i'm gonna go back over the other eye and
203:54
just make it a bit more even
203:58
[Music]
204:00
but yeah i know like uh egg jokes pretty
204:03
good
204:04
won't lie
204:13
that is aggressively pink
204:20
i think for one of those i forgot to tap
204:22
that off because that is very very pink
204:32
[Music]
204:35
if this turns out okay post it on
204:37
instagram
204:39
no it's not gonna turn out okay
204:42
i have already i've started off with the
204:44
not like
204:46
super super try hardy mentality
204:49
um
204:52
okay
204:55
and then this bit's going to be shiny
204:57
shiny time
205:00
oh dude i cannot see when i do that holy
205:02
crap i can't see when i close my eyes
205:04
what the [ __ ]
205:05
don't worry h-e-s hard-boiled
205:12
don't worry he's hard-boiled
205:20
oh what the [ __ ] in real life this is
205:21
actually kind of cool this actually
205:23
looks semi-okay it's kind of like peach
205:26
going into really
205:27
bright pink
205:32
[ __ ] this kind of looks good hmm
205:37
it's a little bit orangey
205:40
it's kind of good looking though kind of
205:43
good looking though
206:03
it's kind of the same sort of color i
206:05
think um
206:07
edie used with the with
206:10
her pink and purple look that she did on
206:16
me
206:22
looking good though
206:27
okay not bad and then there's like a
206:30
very pink
206:31
brush that i can use there too
206:35
to do under eye
206:48
hey
206:54
yeah we are like verging on
206:58
barbie but you know
207:02
it doesn't look too bad so far so i'll
207:05
take it
207:10
it's all in the interest of getting
207:12
better at minecraft speedrunning
207:30
[Music]
207:40
um
207:43
[Music]
207:50
okay uh i think i'm done with eyes
207:56
okay cool that's not that bad they're
207:57
pretty okay
208:00
did pretty okay there okay lips
208:04
yeah you're back again what do you want
208:06
for lips
208:07
i wonder would you choose maybe the
208:09
color blue
208:11
i think that's kind of the way you'll go
208:13
i think it's going to be like maybe
208:14
something very
208:15
like uh i wonder what it could possibly
208:18
be what color you'll pick
208:20
for lipstick i wonder
208:23
pink oh what an interesting what an
208:25
interesting option that i didn't see
208:27
coming
208:29
um how pink
208:33
[Music]
208:34
there's like there's different pinks
208:37
right
208:40
there's like the glitteriest pink ever
208:43
there's shiny pink
208:44
there's like light pink uh
208:48
yeah basically you've got glittery as
208:50
[ __ ]
208:52
you've got more or less hot pink
208:56
glittery as [ __ ] hot pink or
208:59
light pink
209:05
[ __ ] it we're gonna have to do a we're
209:06
gonna have to do a poll for this one
209:07
aren't we
209:10
okay we're gonna do a poll for it i'm
209:12
not doing black
209:13
what are you stupid
209:17
why would i do black think of black
209:19
lipstick on me right now
209:21
with it with black lipstick
209:27
um okay
209:32
right
209:54
okay ready and three two one go
210:00
go go go go there's all types of pink
210:08
every type of pink imaginable
210:12
pink glittery really
210:23
ahead by a lot
210:27
[ __ ] god why this
210:30
this sucks hey yeah yeah literally
210:33
everyone said glitter yeah
210:34
uh-huh
210:37
it's literally okay fine fine pink
210:40
glittery
210:40
there's multiple layers of this and i
210:43
haven't ever said this before but this
210:44
specific thing that i have to keep using
210:46
because everyone really likes the color
210:47
of it
210:49
is [ __ ] like
210:53
24-hour like lip stain it's such a pain
210:56
in the ass to get off
210:59
i feel like my lips over time i'm just
211:01
becoming more pink
211:02
because i keep wearing this
211:24
so
211:49
[Music]
211:52
none of what you just said will
211:54
discourage chat
211:59
you make a point
212:40
[Music]
212:48
um
212:53
yeah maybe saying like hey this color
212:55
lipstick is making my lips
212:57
naturally more pink is not the best idea
213:00
to dissuade people from
213:03
i'm choosing it at least in my audience
213:09
okay glitter time baby how much glitter
213:18
do you think
213:28
that looks pretty good for the bottom
213:30
lip
213:44
oh [ __ ] me well
213:49
ugh okay okay
213:54
okay
213:59
oh god [ __ ] hair parts gonna be
214:01
interesting
214:09
gg boys this completes the um
214:14
what [ __ ] barbie girl aesthetic that
214:16
you were going for
214:22
good
214:26
nice good good needs a dress
214:29
have you not seen what i'm wearing
214:35
anyway
214:39
oh my god that's uncomfortable
214:44
yay that's what happens when chat gets
214:48
to pick what you're wearing and
214:49
this is what this is genuinely what i'd
214:51
be like wearing all the time
214:53
if it was for chat
214:57
skirts so cute wow okay time to beat
214:59
dream now
215:01
time to beat dream now i'm gonna be
215:02
dream
215:05
it's time to be dream again i just
215:08
want stream ends when
215:12
i beat dreams time
215:18
okay ready i'm gonna
215:22
i'm gonna do this again pink used to be
215:25
masculine color
215:27
the outro it is a masculine color i
215:29
don't know what you're talking about
215:32
oh wait hey sb
215:38
this is this guy's got the second top
215:39
time instagram posts and stories are
215:41
part of the rules what's up
215:43
scam hey mind
215:46
giving giving me tips
215:50
on ace race
215:54
i'm trying to beat dream i'm trying to
215:57
be a dream
215:59
he's not oh no he's number one oh what
216:01
the [ __ ] he just got number one
216:03
what he just passed illumina
216:06
[Music]
216:08
sure he doesn't like this nice
216:11
girlfriend to cuddle and kiss you
216:13
princess buddy
216:14
he's he literally b dream holy heck
216:17
gg
216:21
dream easy beat oh okay sick okay sick
216:24
your stream is just twitch plays dress
216:27
up barbie
216:28
die do not call me dress up barbie okay
216:32
um i feel like we should call for this
216:35
[Music]
216:36
is he are you straight is he are you
216:38
streaming i look away for a few minutes
216:41
i'll just do what i do
216:42
with barbie i follow shut up
216:45
okay ready
216:51
i'm following this guy he's already
216:53
faster than me
216:55
okay so he's not jumping no he's jumping
216:58
another 24 hours stream oh that's smart
217:03
that's that's hard
217:08
oh [ __ ] another toilet shut up it's
217:10
quite hard to cut the corners
217:12
it's not that bad i i just missed have
217:13
you seen the chad oh
217:17
that's a hard one that's a hard one
217:21
hold on uh i haven't seen the reddit if
217:23
that's what you said i
217:24
didn't hear you too well okay i'm just
217:27
gonna catch up to him
217:29
i wanna see what are the tips that's
217:30
what's the hardest you can beat dream
217:31
without it okay
217:33
he doesn't even do the jump thing
217:39
he's got us trying out ready
217:44
okay
217:51
yep i i'm so far i've done everything
217:54
that he has done
217:58
he go around here
218:02
you want to get the boost pads okay
218:05
but jump went on ice
218:10
okay
218:15
oh he just goes straight around the
218:16
corner and doesn't even bother with it
218:19
okay oh [ __ ] whoops
218:29
okay the next bit's hard yeah i know i
218:32
gathered
218:33
this one's to do it perfect okay
218:37
yeah this one this one i always
218:40
suck cat where'd he go
218:44
he [ __ ] disappeared
218:49
where'd he go where'd he go
218:55
you kind of just want to try and out the
218:56
first wait trying out of the first
218:58
ring i'm back at the standard water
219:01
section okay okay
219:03
dude i'm getting tips for a pro right
219:06
now
219:10
oh whoops am i into casual mode
219:14
uh oh i left the game
219:20
one sec sec he's gonna think i'm so bad
219:26
so try it into the first one and
219:27
instantly redo trident
219:30
instantly re click feather for practice
219:32
mode
219:34
i am i'm in and i'm in it i'm in it wait
219:38
what's the casual mode to even do
219:43
what that do oh wait wait
219:48
how do i go to like oh
219:51
um oh that's i'm stupid
219:56
why did no one tell me about that bing
219:58
bong oh my god is it 12 it's 12.
220:10
so he recharges the train yeah that was
220:12
good okay
220:14
where do we go from here though what's
220:16
the trick
220:22
wait where did you just go to
220:25
oh he's down here i did that man
220:30
okay so he's doing like this
220:36
ah that sucks that's so hard i'm
220:39
guessing we're both just trying this
220:41
again
220:45
oh [ __ ] i see how that can [ __ ] you up
220:47
okay yeah i can see how that [ __ ] you
220:49
up
220:49
what
220:53
so you want to press right click the
220:55
second you let go
220:59
ah do you
221:02
do three trident
221:06
things
221:12
or two three
221:16
oh [ __ ] i screwed it
221:20
okay so he goes like
221:24
this two three
221:27
yi okay right i can do that i can do
221:29
that i can do that right ready
221:31
yeet one two
221:35
three eat ah i can do it
221:38
i can do it i can really do it one sec
221:43
one [ __ ]
221:46
i want you so bad i don't care you're a
221:49
guy s
221:50
i am ps together strong
221:53
ah that was almost good also what
221:57
thank you though that's very nice of you
221:59
i guess close
222:02
one two three oh
222:05
dude it's i can't do it man that's so
222:08
difficult
222:11
one two three
222:16
i can't hit the thing that sucks that's
222:18
so hard
222:20
i've got i can now practice this and not
222:22
just do it on a thing
222:26
oh that's so difficult to do you can do
222:28
one less for now yeah
222:29
that's so hard to time
222:34
okay i'm gonna go back and just do this
222:36
one time
222:45
[ __ ] do you wanna
222:48
hit the boost pad
222:52
or aim for the side
223:02
whoa whoa
223:06
that was well timed you want to aim for
223:09
the middle for now okay
223:11
right i'm here by the way
223:15
where are you where is he gone that was
223:16
good yeah insane where where's where
223:19
where did he go
223:21
where are you where'd he go
223:25
i want to see this oh he's here hey
223:27
buddy
223:29
okay oh so he goes left
223:35
i screwed that royally up
223:40
okay
223:45
is that really it i feel like i was
223:47
doing that how did you get
223:48
how did i feel like
223:53
i was kind of doing that
223:59
how did you knock like
224:02
30 seconds off wall
224:06
show me show me show me the hard tricks
224:11
you have to do loads of hard tricks show
224:12
me show me show me i want to see what
224:14
the oh
224:16
i'm doing great so far so good
224:22
okay stand here okay i'll show you one
224:28
gotcha
224:31
that no one knows about oh i'm i'm
224:34
streaming
224:35
i'm streaming okay so uh
224:39
i i might not i might not
224:44
yeah i trust your stream ah okay
224:48
all right solid they can keep it a
224:51
secret guys
224:52
guys this is we're about to see a secret
224:54
okay you're not allowed to tell anyone
224:56
about this we don't trust him
224:58
i brave choice
225:02
how do you do that he's still going
225:07
look at him go
225:12
he's already gone
225:19
man's gone so that's really hard to do
225:24
yeah it seems it
225:27
jesus they tried to patch it but it
225:30
still works yeah the wall
225:32
oh that's nuts oh so he did the illumina
225:36
trick
225:36
it still works fine
225:41
okay
225:44
that's kind of nuts purge the traitors
225:52
so he's still doing like pretty similar
225:53
stuff
225:56
i can't do anything can i
226:04
okay the other one's that little bit oh
226:06
that sounds awful
226:08
there's a little boost here little boost
226:12
i can do that i'm insane
226:18
oh wait if you land there with elytra
226:20
land half on boost half on ice
226:24
and jump as you land
226:30
get the you get the biggest speed boost
226:31
not bad
226:34
you're gonna say it let's see the
226:38
difference between him and me there
226:42
oh i'm insane too oh dude i can do it
226:45
i kept up with him on that one i did
226:47
that one
226:49
nice i'm great okay i can kind of
226:52
i can kind of do this this is literally
226:54
just this one's really hard
226:58
it's this that i always get screwed up
227:02
on
227:05
i didn't even see what he did there
227:09
wonder if we can trick finn into wearing
227:11
a kilt
227:14
how was that was you should release your
227:15
trident earlier when going through the
227:17
second ring
227:22
okay
227:28
oh my god
227:32
oh he's right oh my god he's right
227:39
i mean i did that wrong but still hold
227:41
on i did that very wrong but still
227:48
ah
227:58
oh my god i'm insane and i [ __ ]
228:00
screwed myself
228:03
i still made it though that's actually
228:05
pretty quick
228:06
that was not bad
228:13
oh screw it screw myself over there that
228:16
was pretty good
228:18
the only thing between the only thing
228:20
with a difference between a skirt and a
228:21
killer's underwear
228:26
what
228:29
not bad okay i'm going to practice this
228:33
a few more times and then i'm going to
228:34
try and b
228:34
dream oh
228:38
i [ __ ] myself over okay
228:44
oh dude i screwed that one
228:48
that's so difficult
228:55
that's so difficult so hot
228:59
finally convinced my bank or my donors
229:02
weren't fraud
229:07
oh hold on that's not coming through
229:08
again is it one sec let me let me turn
229:11
that to
229:12
uh this let's turn my sound back on
229:17
um finally convinced my bank my donors
229:21
aren't fraud
229:21
they're like yeah wait you need to aim
229:24
higher in the water
229:25
slightly higher hmm
229:33
i don't want to hit the arrows
229:36
i'm trying not to hit those
229:40
arrows well
229:58
oh my god i made it that's so difficult
230:04
though
230:07
that's so hard it's getting that last
230:09
one
230:17
oh nailed that so you're training
230:19
towards the surface
230:20
yeah so after you're trying to first oh
230:24
gonna be as close to the surface as
230:26
possible
230:33
right okay i see it's gonna probably
230:35
slow you down if you're still in the
230:36
water right
230:39
i don't wanna hit those arrows though ah
230:42
[ __ ]
230:43
i can see what he means though i just
230:46
don't want to hit those arrows
230:49
i need to beat dream i just have to
230:53
it's the arrows i can't not hit the
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arrows
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you can go low on the second ring to
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avoid arrows okay
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oh that was better that was a lot better
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i [ __ ] that one i wasn't aiming
231:14
towards the surface like he said
231:17
hello and then we start trying to go
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hi i'm insane
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okay it's that it's that okay that's
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actually so
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such a good tip that i didn't think
231:30
about that's a
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really good tip
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very good tip okay
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uh if you can do that straight to a
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lighter ring three times in a row you'd
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be dream
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oh okay so it's this this is always the
231:50
thing that screws me
231:52
the heck up god damn
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i don't know why i'm trying to think
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that actually
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ah [ __ ]
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huh i did it
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let's do out the water though
232:30
i held that way too long okay
232:38
oh okay i got that one that one was good
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that one was really good
232:46
oh that's good that was perfect okay
232:49
twice in a row that time
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okay that one doesn't count okay
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that was good yeah i'm getting it all
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right
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eat okay that one was bad
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okay i got one twice in a row but
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yeah okay staying towards the surface is
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key
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right
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that's the arrow [ __ ] that's so dude
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i feel like at some point someone that's
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doing the same strat
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might get absolutely screwed by the
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arrow okay i can
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i can do that
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it's only once two seconds slower if you
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do the speed boost
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okay
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oh solid solid okay
233:45
let's try and do that three times in a
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row
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[ __ ] god damn it how do you even avoid
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the arrows
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oh that was bad that one was really bad
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[Music]
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didn't hit the thing but you know works
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for me
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one
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two okay well that was a weird start
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okay that was just stupid okay three
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times in a row we can do it
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that's so close i i would have hit the
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speed boost though at least
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oh
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what not even close to it but okay
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glitched out on a little wall that's
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fine
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[Music]
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oh okay i'm gonna do the real thing i'm
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gonna do the real thing
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switch to speedrun mode let's do it oh
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dream beating time baby
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yeah no one saw that no one saw any of
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that
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[Music]
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there you go that's probably just shaved
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off a second
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and immediately put it back on again
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spoke too soon
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maybe
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i'm gonna be dreams time though i am
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just amp
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so quite literally cutting the corners
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do quite a lot boy come here now
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where
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[Music]
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okay okay
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so yeah my guy okay what are we doing so
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come stand on the boost pad
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[Music]
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don't move anything
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not even mouse
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but right click the netherstar and still
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don't move
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okay
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[Music]
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oh yeah that's
236:36
a neat practice trip
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it's a neat practice trick
236:47
oh wow look at that
236:50
an extra half second not bad
236:54
you get a fast start you do that's a
236:56
cool trick i really hope i don't ruin it
237:00
that's pretty funny is
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it all adds up oh [ __ ] i
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i [ __ ] that one up okay
237:10
all right ready and click boop oh i did
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what
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oh that one didn't work for me that time
237:22
oh that one didn't work for me that time
237:24
that ain't working anymore
237:25
what's happened here
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[Music]
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i think it works with two trying oh okay
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fair enough
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still though the extra half second i can
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dream without it i should have just
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taught him that jump that i just did
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that i'm insane at okay let me try it
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who's rose oh [ __ ]
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[Music]
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okay let's try this
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i missed my jump there i missed the
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cutoff
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i [ __ ] it up anyway okay fine
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right what oh
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[Music]
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so two people on the course do not work
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very well there okay let's do
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the trick jump through there nice now
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that this one here
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nice now that try this one yeah
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close the nail that one i guess
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okay
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nice baby okay
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this is the time boys no
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[ __ ] i screwed already
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it's still okay it's not that bad though
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it's still pretty bad [ __ ] god damn it
239:29
51 is pretty decent 54 that's
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i guess a little bit better than
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something that's bad
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oh i could do that better god damn
239:39
it wasn't awful though
239:50
oh my god i nailed the trick jump oh
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[ __ ] me and then i immediately lost all
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the time
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[Music]
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okay still fine
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come on i'm knocking four seconds off my
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time i can do this
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it's essentially in the bag if i can
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nail the water a bit
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okay it's not the worst i've definitely
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done worse
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i've definitely done worse
240:40
okay lap two baby
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little things [ __ ]
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like that little things like that's
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gonna screw me
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[Music]
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why do i always do that i can't hit the
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thing [ __ ]
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i feel like i'm technically doing okay
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it doesn't feel like the lap though bro
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i keep that was the one thing i was good
241:46
at too
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dude no no i've got 10 seconds
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oh my god
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[Music]
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and somehow nailed the thing and then
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[ __ ] it up
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how the one time oh my god
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dude i would that was probably the
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closest i've been i reckon that would
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have been within about three seconds
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and i still goofed a lot of that if i
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could nail that i probably got
242:32
i probably get it i didn't even do the
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jump pad trick either
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that's good it's good
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good good screwed that up
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it's fine though that was my best lap
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okay cool
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um okay ever so slightly
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i didn't get the boost there and i
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didn't and i knocked that
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yep two seconds slower on that [ __ ] damn
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dude that literally that two seconds
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would have been the difference
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god wow
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if i keep messing up that goddamn jump
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oh my god
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i keep forgetting what i'm doing okay i
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can't do it i just i'm forgetting what
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i'm supposed to be doing
243:59
okay i'm gonna really concentrate i'm
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not gonna say a single thing
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if you get 53 second laps you'll be this
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time nice
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okay so he's done the maths on it
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i feel like i can handle 53 seconds as
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long as i don't fall
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i've been flexing is massive for dunkers
244:32
indeed
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[Music]
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so at this point top 20 is easy like i'm
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definitely doing my goal
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right like i've i've done it i've got
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the goal in the back
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nailed it finally
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[Music]
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best lap yet nice
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okay not [ __ ] okay
245:14
he said to land on the first booster
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this time when i get to the end
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i'm not entirely sure if that's faster
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but
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listen this guy's got the top time this
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guy's literally the authority on it
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so why not he wants me to hit that one
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[Music]
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toe raid why again i genuinely don't
245:36
know if it's bots now
245:42
we will see i didn't do the thing did i
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nope
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[Music]
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[Music]
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okay
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good enough good enough good enough good
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enough
246:05
i don't know how i keep getting this
246:06
exact same lap to the millisecond though
246:19
oh my god that was close
246:33
the thing and it glitched me as well
246:35
even though i was on the right path
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god damn it dude
246:42
[Music]
246:44
it's the arrow man that's what screwed
246:47
me
246:48
the arrow
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god damn okay
246:58
i just want to beat the speedrun king in
246:59
a speeder and that's it
247:02
i feel like i can do it i've been going
247:04
for like an hour or two
247:09
there you go that a uh sb there you go
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that's my trick for you
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that i just did there an extra 14
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milliseconds on an already crazy good
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time
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oh that speed boost
247:26
[Music]
247:30
very clean way to do it i know it's hard
247:34
though
247:38
oh no why are you gonna glitch me though
247:40
okay
247:41
that's fine that was still pretty good
247:47
i missed the speed boost i could have
247:48
done it though that was like 53 seconds
247:50
that was fine
247:53
i'm gonna try and get 52 on this one
247:58
oh my god that was almost bad
248:02
oh [ __ ] i screwed myself up there
248:08
so close i know that was 54.
248:39
oh [ __ ] that was
248:42
so bad
248:46
my god f f f f f
248:49
no that was that was so bad
248:53
i oh that hurt that was so painful that
248:56
was painful too god damn it
248:58
that was so painful i had a pretty
249:02
decent first lap too
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[Music]
249:13
oh that clean clean as [ __ ] still miss
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the time but you know
249:18
clean screw me a little bit
249:30
oh look at that boost nice good boost
249:33
clean good boost
249:40
well i guess that's something
249:41
interesting
249:47
oh is it 48 seconds that would have been
249:50
so good
249:51
oh my god pain pain
249:54
pain
249:58
honestly missing the second one might be
250:01
a stretch
250:03
keep going what i could i shouldn't keep
250:04
why would i keep going though
250:06
[Music]
250:07
i'd lose even if i kept going it's kind
250:09
of like a meant to be death
250:14
okay i think not going through the
250:16
second one might be a really good
250:18
strategy for me
250:19
to control it better it takes like all
250:22
of the risk out
250:24
wow that was actually a really big
250:25
improvement on the other lap
250:36
okay
250:38
not the biggest boost but not terrible
250:40
either
250:41
[Music]
250:46
i went through it anyway
250:53
ah why oh my god i'm legitimately baby
250:57
raging at this one lap
251:01
this one part of the thing it's so hard
251:05
pete skips the red rings when he does it
251:07
i'm not surprised why
251:08
that's it's can screw you so easily
251:11
[Music]
251:13
i'm gonna skip the second red red red
251:15
ring
251:19
because
251:24
i think i might have an easier time with
251:27
it
251:27
oh [ __ ] me okay hold on let me go on to
251:30
uh oh [ __ ] wrong button
251:31
let me go into practice mode
251:34
super big oh dude i'm baby raging okay
251:37
owens casual mode and then
251:40
here no actually yeah sorry
251:46
oh god if i can actually do it
251:49
if it's even easier to skip the ring in
251:51
the first place god wow
252:00
how
252:02
oh my god that's it's even hard to do
252:04
that
252:06
oh there we go
252:10
oh it'd be nice if it actually boosted
252:11
me though that'd be really cool
252:21
oh yeah dude dude dude that's way better
252:23
way better
252:25
hold on look at that
252:33
that insanely better insanely okay let's
252:36
try it
252:37
let's try it
252:57
still clean
253:11
decent boost i guess
253:26
if you only landed it oh my god
253:29
i'm so i'm pissed this is so difficult
253:32
okay it's legit just getting this
253:36
one tiny bit of it right
253:39
it's the only thing screwing me over
253:42
rose is angry dude the [ __ ]
253:45
barbie girl is getting really angry
253:47
today
253:49
okay
253:53
i really like my method of doing that
253:55
it's really quite quick
253:58
okay i feel very skillful while doing it
254:09
bit slow it's not too bad
254:12
[Music]
254:21
i screwed it screwed it
254:26
timing's okay though 49 seconds
254:29
as opposed to 48 52
254:31
[Music]
254:33
44 55 kind of the same as my first time
254:36
but okay
254:38
it's not all that dissimilar okay time
254:40
to try and we're running the same thing
254:42
with sb right now
254:45
so we are gonna see who can do this
254:48
faster
254:50
oh i gained a little bit there
254:55
okay this is me versus the top guy right
254:57
now see who can do it faster
255:00
okay he's a little bit ahead of me and i
255:02
can't really tell how
255:06
i hit the boost as well buddy i don't
255:08
think he hit the boost as well as i did
255:11
oh wow he got really ahead of me there
255:13
this is where it's gonna come to
255:16
yeah he's already done he's already
255:18
there he's already there
255:20
no why am i
255:33
there's a chance not gonna lie right now
255:35
i'm looking at the times there's a
255:36
chance
255:41
[ __ ] i did it wrong oh my god that was
255:44
so lucky
255:46
no okay it's fine it's fine i can still
255:48
do it
255:48
[Music]
255:52
there's actually a chance right now
255:56
if i don't majorly screw this up
256:08
oh [ __ ] no i don't know if there is man
256:13
what the [ __ ] did i just do
256:16
oh my god
256:20
no 43
256:24
43 43 43
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43
256:33
43 okay
256:36
that was dude
256:41
getting so close holy [ __ ] god
256:44
[Music]
256:45
i'm gonna be here for a while i'm really
256:49
gonna be here for a while [ __ ]
256:52
it's that water dude it screws me every
256:55
time i'm gonna go into casual mode real
256:57
quick
256:57
let's see if i can't like um
257:01
perfect this
257:07
it's that dude it's this it's the
257:09
getting the trident boost i feel like i
257:11
don't
257:11
actually know the stage that the
257:14
trident's done
257:15
at and then where to aim to
257:18
you know what i mean
257:26
and then i always get glitched on that
257:29
is the left side easier
257:31
[Music]
257:34
yeah that's a good point sb
257:39
i always get glitched i i mean maybe not
257:41
even glitched i always get like stuck on
257:43
these parts
257:51
i
257:56
i don't have time to take my time
257:58
honestly it's like it's
258:00
it's so quick everything's got to be
258:03
going so fast
258:04
oh water oh water
258:07
or arrows even
258:15
what and how do you stop from going so
258:18
low oh
258:20
that's another thing too
258:27
oh [ __ ] okay
258:49
i came out the water though god damn it
259:00
okay
259:04
i've worked out not hitting the arrows
259:06
at the very least i've worked out not
259:07
hitting the arrows
259:14
oh it's so close to being perfect and
259:16
then i hit that
259:22
wait do i want to be aiming for the
259:23
middle by the way sb you're getting rick
259:25
rod i
259:26
really am
259:34
do i want to be aiming for the middle or
259:35
do i want to be aiming for the side
259:43
it'll be more consistent
259:48
i always hit the iron bars though that's
259:49
this it's like a really similar issue
259:52
i do five tridents total
259:55
one two three four
259:59
five six hmm i think i'm doing six
260:08
oh perfect how do i do that every time
260:18
[Music]
260:19
again okay that was okay
260:27
ah dude it's not i'm going out the water
260:29
and it's not letting me charge up the
260:38
trident
260:49
yeah no i can't do that one
261:01
this isn't incredibly frustrating okay
261:06
this is the one
261:11
how how
261:17
dude okay [ __ ] this i might have to just
261:20
accept this is all like rng for me
261:23
and i just cannot manage this one
261:31
i don't know maybe okay i'm gonna go
261:34
really safe
261:40
you try swimming a bit before pulling
261:42
back your fifth trident
261:47
yeah maybe let's find out
261:51
the swimming always like it always adds
261:54
like five seconds though
261:55
and i'm i'm if i swam more then i
261:57
wouldn't have
261:58
the same amount of time i guess
262:04
that worked that was actually perfect
262:06
okay cool
262:07
genuine i don't think i've done one more
262:08
perfect than that
262:12
okay that was a fourth one
262:20
i was good because you're more left on
262:21
the second trident
262:29
yeah you're right okay yeah the second
262:31
trident i could actually use as a boost
262:32
more than to stop
262:33
the momentum oh [ __ ] me hmm
262:53
[ __ ] okay perfect bone structure i
262:57
always look over at the chat and i just
262:58
see the strangest messages sb
263:00
is left every he's given up on me
263:04
i can do this though i although the top
263:06
player has given up on me i can do this
263:09
oh no he's back again he hasn't given up
263:12
yet
263:23
not bad not bad
263:35
okay that one works
263:41
screwed this one a little bit still okay
263:44
though okay i got three in a row
263:46
let's do it speedrun it's the time
263:53
i don't like it
263:58
better that was an extra that was a
264:00
whole half a second so all right csb
264:05
[Music]
264:07
[ __ ] me i shouldn't have moved my hair
264:18
toes toes toes toes
264:20
[Music]
264:23
240 when i'm back you got it sp you got
264:25
it
264:25
[Music]
264:27
i'll absolutely nail it my guy
264:51
arrows oh my god
264:55
oh and i got caught as well everything
264:57
went wrong
264:59
dude i got glitched on the thing in the
265:01
air
265:02
[ __ ] it's such a
265:06
dude that's so [ __ ] difficult
265:09
[Music]
265:10
that's so [ __ ] difficult oh my god
265:15
genuinely that's the difference scene
265:17
the people that are getting like
265:18
three minutes and then the people are
265:20
getting two
265:21
it's just that hurdle
265:25
all trident
265:34
oh wow the best time i'm bad
265:45
oh my god that was a very close jump i'm
265:48
just kind of lucky i survived that
265:49
run still going for some reason
266:00
this one's okay it's not
266:06
it's not dude 55-56
266:09
it's not i don't know where the time's
266:11
not coming from man
266:16
[Music]
266:19
it's either until i beat dream or the
266:21
stream hits five hours
266:22
that's what i'm ending okay a16 oh okay
266:25
so it's a spot
266:28
cool
266:32
damn dude thought toast as well i don't
266:34
know
266:37
[Music]
266:40
i was gonna say i'm fairly sure that's a
266:42
bot now yeah
266:49
[Music]
266:56
gg
266:59
i really hope i don't have to concede
267:01
that dreams time is impossible to beat
267:03
[Music]
267:10
i don't know how i just did that
267:30
kind of screw the placement but it's
267:31
fine i recovered
267:39
good enough good enough good enough good
267:40
enough good enough
267:45
pretty good pretty good that was 53.
267:49
that was it [ __ ] me really
267:53
really the one time
267:55
[Music]
267:57
really
268:02
i got it i had it in the bag dude i had
268:05
it in the bag dude
268:08
[ __ ]
268:14
i had that in the bag dude
268:19
[Music]
268:21
i had it in the back okay i just needed
268:23
to do two more entire laps of
268:25
a record-breaking play for me and then i
268:28
would have had it in the bag
268:36
[ __ ] okay
268:37
[Music]
268:42
this is it it's the time
268:53
[Music]
268:55
okay i'm not gonna baby rage
268:57
[Music]
268:59
i'm not gonna rage
269:13
oh dude this is so
269:17
painful what the [ __ ] that's bad
269:20
[Music]
269:25
six nine 69 nice
269:29
[Music]
269:30
nice
269:35
[ __ ] immediately ruined it
269:39
[Music]
269:43
i'm not taking us over one second
269:48
okay there we go
270:01
god it's getting stuck on that dude
270:12
like bam make that jump easy bam make
270:14
this jump easy this one
270:18
[Music]
270:26
[ __ ]
270:27
[Music]
270:31
dude this is so hard john has spoken it
270:33
should be thanks john what did john say
270:35
what was it john said don't be a dance
270:37
okay
270:38
no john cured idiocy john
270:42
john made everyone smart
270:45
[Music]
270:51
i can't believe john's been holding out
270:53
the cure to every mental deficiency for
270:55
this long
271:00
[Music]
271:09
i'm screwing myself over on my own like
271:11
trick jump here
271:24
there you go i really try i can make it
271:26
pretty good
271:38
hey the furthest i've got in a while
271:41
big boost
271:49
it's time
271:55
good enough
272:01
oh my god oh he's 52 ah
272:04
why dude i'm gonna cry i'm gonna cry
272:08
i'm gonna cry i swear to god i that
272:10
meant oh
272:11
dude i was so close i was so [ __ ]
272:15
close
272:18
i was at 52 my guy
272:23
[Music]
272:25
a whole extra second more than i even
272:27
needed god damn it
272:43
[Music]
272:54
[ __ ] me that is
273:09
do i just like do anything else
273:12
i i dude
273:16
that's so impossibly hard
273:18
[Music]
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i feel like i'm just growing to hate the
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trident even more
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it's so like hard to use
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[Music]
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good enough
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oh my god okay last run
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if i if i if i don't do good on this one
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then i'm gonna
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i don't know drink some water
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i will literally drink water if i [ __ ]
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this up i don't know guys seems pretty
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crazy
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screwed up the boost but not terrible
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not terrible at all
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just don't hit the arrows
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good enough good enough good enough good
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enough good enough good enough good
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enough
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54 that's okay that's not bad
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[Music]
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so
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i hate it here i hate it here i i hate
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this i hate this
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i hate this i hate this so much this is
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garbage
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this is awful i i dislike
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i i dislike everything about this
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i this this is impossible
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i can't [ __ ] do it
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can we just go back to regular streams
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can you just stare at my boobs in my
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face
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can we just do that can we do that
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instead thank you that's a really good
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idea
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we should do that instead where's my
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i hate it here
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oh
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no i i under understated how bad that
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was
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oh
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deep breath no till i cannot i
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cannot i have been streaming for four
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and a half hours i cannot
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my guy oh my god
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okay i'm gonna get not tilted straight
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vodka yep that's the one
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god [ __ ] okay it's 1am there's not a ton
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else i could do here
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uh i'm kind of screwed i look like a
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[ __ ]
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barbie doll um
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i i am raging at minecraft at a block
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game
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and i'm still not on the dream smp
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[ __ ] uh [ __ ] this
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oh god i can't even beat dream i can't
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even beat dream
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this is so terrible but a cute barbie
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how did multiple of you in a row say but
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a cute barbie doll though
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thanks my god
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if you don't beat one what can i not
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hear anything hold on
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did i break these
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i threw them on the ground now i can't
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hear anything from them
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what the [ __ ]
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i legitimately can't
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you guys can't hear that what the [ __ ] i
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can't i i think i broke my headphones
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oh no hold on
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yeah i can't hear anything oh that's why
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[ __ ] it we're gonna go through speakers
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anyway who cares
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[Music]
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you are love and one of the 100 best
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minecraft players in the world
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yay yay thank you
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oh god no headphones have fun bad dude
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if you don't beat it next try you have
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to get 32 dd
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breast implants somehow i somehow i
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don't
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uh i don't i don't think that that's a
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good idea
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there's never gonna be a bet that i make
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like that
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audio keeps cutting out i broke
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everything well i could do this
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i could make it a lot better for you hey
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people of the stream do you remember
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this huh
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bing bong bing bong it's a new hour chat
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oh my god i can't believe i didn't make
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the time but bing bong it's a new hour
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1am
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of trying to beat the [ __ ] dream
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speed run time hold on you know this is
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gonna be a lot better
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let's do it like this this can be a lot
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better it really gives the right energy
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the right synergy ready
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oh almost
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oh [ __ ] okay
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make the jump okay we're gonna go back
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start it's fine
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all right next we can do it oh 99 not
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great
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i can do it beating dreams time 101
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oh we're doing pretty well so far i
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really hope this
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isn't too loud for you guys
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i can't hear anything my ears are
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bleeding no
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no it's fine oh [ __ ] i missed the jump
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[ __ ] the boost oh [ __ ] i mean oh god
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damn it why
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sorry to yell a bit loudly i'm sorry
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160 sec i'm screwed dude no [ __ ]
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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i mean if you want we can go back
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i mean if you want we can go back to
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this one we can go back to this one if
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you'd like
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is this one better do you like do you
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like this one better i thought that one
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was pretty good though it gets a lot
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closer to the uh to the to the mouth
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so it's a lot better like you know
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you like the old one better i thought
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you'd like the old one better you're
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right let's bring that one back
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hold on
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i i did think you'd like this one better
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i know i mean to make it really sound
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quite good
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it's you gotta eat to get it pretty
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close like a like a
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like a caster microphone you know but
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realistically you could do
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you can do pretty well with this thing
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it's pretty pretty nuts
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i think it could be like you could be uh
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this is well this is pretty good
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is this close enough don't swallow i
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know i wouldn't it's not anywhere near
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close enough i mean
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like i mean let me just clean the
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a little bit of uh i got a little bit of
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a makeup on the thing
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i mean is this better though is this the
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simply desert i mean you're muted
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i'm not muted can you guys hear me ah
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can you guys hear me can you guys hear
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me
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[Music]
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this is the asmr i was waiting for
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okay back to this one that's better now
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all right
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louder hey have you ever wanted to
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experience what
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um being deep throated is like but in
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your entire
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head you just did
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cool
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maybe i should dress up like a um raging
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barbie more often
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rose sticking things in her mouth this
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is the only fans content we wanted
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huh
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uh is the server open i have no idea
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uh what the [ __ ]
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i'm doing great i've never had that many
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bits donated
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what the [ __ ] i don't even know how much
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that is is that a hundred thousand bits
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ten thousand bits
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is that [ __ ] a hundred dollars in
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bits
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holy [ __ ] pog big bug holy [ __ ] dude
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pogba's
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[ __ ] puck dude pug
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pug is personal [ __ ] yeah what a name
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i got bad eyesight but what a name mike
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job
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rose bargain bin barbie i am not a
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bargain bin
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i i'm not even in the heels that's why i
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was losing
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i don't even them in the heels because i
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didn't know which heels you'd wanted
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after i dressed up all pink and [ __ ]
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uh i'm doing great though
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um no heels equals bargain bin
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pink boots uh which one which heels do
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you want
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have you seen these hold on why have you
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seen that hold on let me grab some heels
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that i don't think you've seen before
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yet
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one sec oh god this skirt's dangerous
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holy [ __ ]
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have you guys seen these they're not
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have you guys seen these
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hold on oh my god
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okay oh i put this on so my hair's like
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at least somewhat kept out my face okay
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have you seen these things
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what in the [ __ ] wait you did it again
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pogba's pogba's personal what the [ __ ]
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thank you for the another 10 000 bits
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and again thanks for
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rad thanks for the 10 000 bits what the
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[ __ ] look at this thing
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have you seen these have you seen these
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they're pink and sparkly
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these are everything you guys would want
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and they're semi-comfortable because
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they're not like super stiletto-y but
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they're still tall as [ __ ]
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should we try them
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are those new those are new they're not
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new i've had them for a while i might
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have showed them once on stream but i
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just don't wear them because you know
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they look like
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they're insane but i figured if we're
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going this incredibly pink
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why not do the [ __ ] most insane pink
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glittery heels that i own huh
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they're so pink and glittery however
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they get glitter and pink
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everywhere on my [ __ ] house so it
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looks like
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i'm a stripper to anyone that comes in
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to the house
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oh my god come on
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perfect huh
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can you even wear them yeah i can't do
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it i'm these are not exactly like super
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tall heels either
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this skirt does not fit me it's so
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[ __ ] like big
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look at these i can wear them great
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buddy these are like easy as [ __ ] to
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walk around into
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this gets so much bigger on me dude
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what have you brought a spaggy skirt
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octopus thank you octopus
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five gifted subs there we go my outfit
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is complete now okay
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this is the pinkest ever anything has
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ever been
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i i i'd venture to say that no one has
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ever been
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more girly than i am right now and it's
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while i'm [ __ ] baby raging that i
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can't beat dreams records
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so oh damn
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nation thanks for the five good subs
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so thank you choker oh hold on wait wait
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wait wait there's
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i haven't worn this in years buddy i
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haven't worn it in years but we're going
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to do it hey do you want to see my color
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one second what did you all see my
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choker that i've got
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you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna
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deal with this for a sec
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this is this is one
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you haven't seen this in decades haven't
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seen this [ __ ] in decades man
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oh my god i know the one the people that
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know all the people that know
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if you know you know what it's gonna be
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okay
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ready let me just make sure it's like
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good one moment
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oh god my hair i probably should have
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got my hair out of it before i put it on
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okay
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let me just fix my hair not bad okay
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ready
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[Music]
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ready in three relax princess
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everything's going to be okay
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ] you hitch thanks for the
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ten dollars
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okay ready three two one
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ever seen this thing before
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it is pink and sparkly and it says a
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word on it
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you can't you know we shouldn't say
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good how do you donate
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scroll down it says give me your money
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anyway there you go this is we're going
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great here
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this is this is good this is good this
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is good
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looks like
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all right
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more vodka no no no no we're gonna end
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real real soon like nowish
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uh wait who's on right now
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that's sb okay
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finn picture day makeup tips uh just do
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it neatly
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red sneaky he is live yeah we can raid
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sneaky i'm fairly sure he's playing
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league and he's
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always got like sub only or follower
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only chat mode on though which kind of
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sucks
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it's very follower only but ah we can
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write them sure why not
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what does your dad think of that
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particular choker no one has seen this
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particular choker and i really hope this
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is not the point
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my dad is probably asleep by now which
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is probably very good
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uh sneaky's life
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okay all right sneaky [ __ ] it we'll raid
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sneaky
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i've read a lot of other people all
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right sneaky i'm ready to sneaky before
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um oh wait [ __ ] that's the wrong thing
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that's the wrong person
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raid sneaky lol
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huh instagram photo no [ __ ] way i'll
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put an
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instagram story up maybe anyway
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have fun with um sneaky i guess i'm
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playing league of legends
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make sure to make sure to tell him it's
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a fin raid anyway
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if i don't actually know if he's gonna
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follow any chat mode on
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i think he does yeah he does have
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follower on the chat well if you're
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following sneaky goodbye
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uh this is uh this will be in the stream
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take your screenshots now
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let me do a quick few poses for you with
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the um
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uh what else what else there's uh
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there's
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uh maybe like maybe like a nice um
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what's the ego thing
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uh what else is there um i don't know
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anyway all right i'll see you let's
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write sneaky
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peace ten seconds join the raid join the
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race on the right join the right you go
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you guys screenshots get them now
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okay uh before i beat you up with my big
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strong
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okay anyway see you guys peace
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ggs
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i wonder if he says anything
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holy moly
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see we're winning the game we're gonna
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lose
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i don't think this man's noticed i don't
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think this guy's has
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i don't think this man has it set up so
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that he would notice
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if if i raided him
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he doesn't even read chat apparently
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i'm upset i'm upsetting
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i'm upset
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man is blind
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man's in a intense league game
293:53
doesn't even know what happened didn't
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even know what [ __ ] happened anyway
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what a use of a
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it raid like he's reading chat never
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mind anyway i'll see you guys in the
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next one thanks mod viewers for uh
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seeing along hope you enjoyed this one
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i'm gonna get changed real [ __ ] quick
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uh see you guys peace