00:00
appearance anymore
00:03
i can't even wait can i excite about
00:04
myself like not excessively or whatever
00:08
oh excessive excessive let me see how
00:10
many
00:11
what is that guy called that that
00:13
[ __ ] journalist rob
00:24
or explicit comment about anyone's
00:26
sexuality or physical appearance is
00:28
prohibited
00:30
so lewd comments about someone's
00:32
physical appearance is now
00:34
banned completely yeah that's kind of
00:37
insane eh
00:38
so technically if they are
00:41
feeling like the judge in the situation
00:43
i cannot call you like
00:45
wow you look [ __ ] hot that's so weird
00:48
that's technically if
00:50
if there's some twitch guy right now who
00:51
think who has the greater judgment here
00:54
he can decide this is wrong
00:57
oh it's nutty
01:00
that's nutty it's dirty right is it not
01:03
is that is that not crazy
01:05
that's pretty nutty sand again
01:08
pretty nice
01:12
pretty pretty insane
01:15
should i post a link today or just try
01:18
to stream without posting a twitter link
01:21
um i mean
01:25
yeah do you i'm gonna i don't know
01:28
whichever you feel would be cool i'm
01:29
just gonna leave it
01:31
because i just posted on twitter it's
01:32
gonna ruin my thing
01:36
right
01:39
i don't know i can't wait for everyone
01:42
to start streaming in two hours time
01:44
exactly
01:51
what the [ __ ]
01:55
oh christ i don't say the f word
02:01
what he said
02:08
what what what did you just
02:12
did you say [ __ ] dude
02:16
come on god what are you insane you
02:18
can't say that anymore
02:21
i'm gonna get like zero viewers today
02:23
because everyone's streaming cyberpunk
02:27
oh you might in like two hours but
02:29
you'll probably end before then
02:31
maybe i mean cyberpunk right now
02:36
has 825 000 viewers
02:41
it had a million today earlier
02:46
it's kind of nutty right
02:49
that's the same yeah
02:52
i guess it's like the the ultra hype
02:53
game right now
02:59
yo do you want to moderate in my channel
03:04
uh no it's a lot of work
03:20
i gotta take it okay i'm gonna at least
03:21
put it on my instagram story though
03:26
yeah okay
03:29
i think what's the thing with twitch why
03:31
does it always
03:33
why does always like take 10 years for
03:36
my channel to pop up like
03:37
for the last five minutes no one talked
03:40
and now randomly like
03:41
50 people join how does that work
03:44
oh god i don't know
03:53
i need a funny funny picture for
03:57
instagram instagram
04:04
wow okay
04:07
isn't this finn's house yes currently in
04:09
flynn's house
04:11
how are you in the fence house you can
04:13
tell by the
04:14
by the moto moto sticker on the window
04:19
finn's basement uh this is clearly a
04:21
window
04:23
so not much of a basement
04:29
placements have windows not the type of
04:32
window i have it's pretty large
04:35
no it's easier for people to escape when
04:37
you have windows so like
04:38
i'm lucky it's it's dark outside because
04:40
if it was bright outside right now i'd
04:42
be doxed immediately
04:43
you could immediately see my entire
04:45
street
04:47
it's not good but we are christmasy
04:51
you can tell my christmas decoration
04:54
is here
05:00
very festive right
05:04
hmm put this up
05:09
much christmas
05:13
yes yes
05:19
it's beginning to look a lot like chris
05:22
mas
05:22
oh we're gonna get copyrights right now
05:26
or me i guess you're not really
05:28
screaming that's just more like you
05:29
being on my phone
05:33
wait what the [ __ ]
05:41
sorry
05:45
hey friends looking fit today thank you
05:49
thank you thank you thank you mate
05:52
thank you thank you thank you
05:58
you could be looking fit too but you
06:00
look like a gobbling right now
06:02
yeah true [ __ ] up
06:06
no you look you look the same as always
06:08
your hair is just messy
06:10
wow i look the same as always when i
06:12
think i look bad wow
06:13
this is your face it doesn't really
06:15
change throughout the day i'm getting a
06:16
divorce
06:17
i'm contacting our uh the divorce lawyer
06:20
the family lawyer
06:23
okay good thing we're not
06:27
married damn i forgot about that
06:30
[Music]
06:32
i'm deleting like 500 gigabytes worth of
06:35
like videos
06:39
then no it's worse than porn it's my
06:41
videos
06:42
my porn isn't bad though show us finn i
06:45
can't i cannot
06:48
finn would prefer not to be shown
06:49
perfectly i've specifically asked to be
06:52
uh
06:52
specifically asked to not be shown
06:56
well i have a video
06:59
i can i had a i have a video that i
07:02
spelt incorrectly
07:04
and i did a video called world's fastest
07:06
minor but i spelt the word minor wrong
07:08
so it spelt like you know a child so now
07:11
it's
07:12
now in my in my videos it's the world's
07:14
fastest child
07:17
so and it's a video about me going uh
07:20
mining really quickly so i'm i'm the
07:23
world's fastest child
07:25
i spelled your name with a four instead
07:26
of a five is that okay
07:28
are you [ __ ] you remember when i when
07:31
i
07:31
when i uh when i saved you to my phone
07:34
and i
07:34
i i didn't do the five but i did the e
07:37
with a three
07:37
for the first time yeah i think i i got
07:39
real mad yeah you should that's like you
07:42
spelling like
07:44
mary's are wrong
07:47
almost a criminal offense
07:51
so yeah guys um not much of a huge plan
07:54
today
07:54
it's just a little chill stream i did
07:56
get this i don't know
07:58
if this is good or not monkey island
08:01
monkey island rum which i would be very
08:03
happy to try
08:05
monkey um
08:08
[Music]
08:10
monkey
08:12
i'm gonna try that in a second with a
08:14
little bit of a
08:15
viewer drinking game maybe first of all
08:18
i'm gonna
08:21
500 gigabytes yeah so much for this i
08:23
posted i posted my ass like you said i
08:26
needed lost followers gg did you really
08:29
yeah i mean it lost like 50.
08:32
i can't pick a career path it's either a
08:34
horror or a twitch
08:38
music so you don't get copy written
08:40
muted what
08:47
can you watch death note oh that's what
08:48
he meant okay uh no i can't
08:50
i cannot watch death note on stream i'm
08:52
pretty sure i can't
08:54
you definitely can't no
08:57
apparently you can watch it on youtube
09:02
it's beginning i can't i can't i hate
09:05
that you can't even sing now
09:11
what do you um okay i'm gonna try the
09:12
monkey island rum here we go
09:15
monkey island rum review right now how
09:18
are you guys doing by the way hello
09:19
what's up i should add some background
09:22
music but i don't know what to play now
09:25
because everything is banned now is it
09:26
not
09:28
wait when did we first meet what month
09:31
meet or
09:32
talk meet first in person
09:36
yeah it was september 11. you want to
09:39
know something really funny
09:40
yeah you've only started doing bad on
09:43
twitter after we met
09:47
like you've been doing really well and
09:49
you met me
09:52
and that's when that's when you started
09:54
to see some problems
09:58
well i was expecting it because i
10:00
literally again
10:02
should i mute for the explanation or not
10:05
i don't know but you you you met up with
10:08
me
10:08
and then um okay wait and then you got
10:11
no shut up
10:20
i'm gonna cover my mouth so you guys
10:21
can't liberate
10:35
no i wouldn't look bad the [ __ ]
10:38
no no you no [ __ ] that don't give a [ __ ]
10:42
about that
10:44
okay i'm gonna be back to posting ass
10:46
pics now on twitter
10:48
let's go i'll [ __ ] still
10:51
hear you huh
10:54
they could still hear you oh well yeah
10:58
[ __ ] [ __ ] wait how do you open this
11:00
there's something inside
11:01
what is that
11:04
what do you mean i don't know like i
11:06
can't open it
11:10
uh nothing comes up oh something does
11:12
come out now okay
11:14
what are you this is such a weird thing
11:17
to just hear the contact stuff
11:18
shut it up okay here's me trying the
11:22
monkey rum
11:24
monkey oh that's very strong
11:28
strong like ape so i'm gonna mix it
11:32
strongly i'm totally gonna mix this this
11:36
is too strong for me
11:40
maurice said the n-word no that's what
11:43
honey
11:44
that's why that's why you muted yeah
11:47
she just she just insulted me she's like
11:50
shut the [ __ ] up
11:52
[ __ ] [ __ ] they can hear you they know
11:54
what i said they heard your response to
11:55
what i said and he's like oh no i don't
11:57
care about that like
11:58
[ __ ] yeah i [ __ ] up you know whatever
12:00
you wanna know what she said
12:01
she said uh hey is it is it cool if i
12:03
call you the n word real quick no it's
12:05
funny
12:06
you're so funny why don't you get me
12:07
banned right now
12:09
you're so funny you know what oh my
12:12
goodness
12:12
is finster finster yeah i would suspect
12:15
so
12:18
that was my suspicion yeah although you
12:21
spelt my name wrong in the second
12:23
in the second try hey you can get on
12:26
your knees [ __ ]
12:28
what the f what the guy spelling my name
12:31
wrong no i agree
12:32
what a what a what a dummy whatever dude
12:35
the youtuber guys
12:40
oh wow golden golden and red
12:45
fins are more like funny five stone guys
12:48
i got a christmas present i got two
12:50
christmas presents for finn
12:52
now you guys need to help me pick a
12:54
third one because i feel kind of bad
12:56
about my first one now
12:57
what now that it arrived i'm having
12:59
second thoughts you're probably gonna
13:00
hate it
13:01
oh my god dude i i
13:05
i'm terrible at christmas gifts though
13:07
chad help me pick a
13:08
christmas gift for for funny finn and
13:12
also
13:12
make him make help him pick a gift for
13:15
me as well
13:16
please let's do gift ideas come on
13:19
we'll do gif i thought i got cyberpunk i
13:22
already bought it
13:24
[ __ ] so let's let's let's try to
13:29
let's try to let's let's nip tuck
13:32
panties what is nip tuck
13:37
i don't know okay guys here oh dick
13:40
okay okay you guys here here's a little
13:42
bit of a here's a few
13:44
uh rules to the gift we will be meeting
13:47
for
13:48
christmas in sweden so whatever i gift
13:51
him
13:51
i need to be able to take through the
13:53
airport and he needs to be able to take
13:55
it back through the airport when he goes
13:57
home
13:57
so whatever i take it needs to it can't
14:00
be a knife it can't be gonna compey
14:02
fireworks you know it has to be able to
14:04
get through the airports
14:08
butt plug tail as a joke as a joke just
14:11
as a joke
14:12
why don't you start cross-dressing as a
14:13
joke why don't i start cross-dressing a
14:16
joke maybe i could even start up a
14:17
twitch channel as a joke and then maybe
14:19
even someone will send me strange things
14:21
as a joke we don't know
14:23
him as well as you but i bet he'd like
14:24
something knife related
14:26
yeah absolutely i already i already
14:28
bought him a big ass knife
14:30
it would be the thing is with knives
14:32
it's such a nuanced thing
14:34
like getting something like i don't know
14:37
getting something good requires like
14:39
more research than you'd be prepared to
14:41
put into my chat open some of these
14:43
messages are for you
14:45
yeah yeah finn i watch your youtube and
14:48
also your twitch
14:48
and you completely ignored me on twitch
14:50
and it made me sad what do you have to
14:52
say about that
14:54
what you're a terrible streamer imagine
15:00
i'm sorry i mean in all fairness it's
15:03
it's no you like you should be sorry
15:06
you're a piece of [ __ ]
15:08
and uh i hate you and we all should hate
15:10
you
15:11
no but like i took a swimsuit ooh what
15:13
if i bought you a swimsuit and then
15:15
we went on summer vacation together
15:18
already wow that's a great idea i'd
15:19
never wear it outside
15:21
i kind of sewer strumming strumming is
15:24
that the
15:25
is that the smelly fish it is the smelly
15:27
fish i remember that
15:29
i i i regret not asking um
15:32
either about that like i really just
15:35
like your name
15:37
huh did you split her name
15:40
huh did you just leak her name
15:44
i'm confused yo you should host me
15:50
what the [ __ ] a mini megaphone voice
15:53
changer toy what a great idea get him
15:55
testosterone i don't need any i've got
15:57
an excess of testosterone i'm pretty
15:59
like
16:00
pretty high in testosterone i'm looking
16:03
at you i've been like wearing hair
16:04
extensions you're wearing eyelashes
16:05
you're right
16:11
horny people what you're a bathroom
16:14
because your hair is wet and i just
16:15
never told you you could wear a bathrobe
16:17
before
16:17
with hair you wear a bathrobe if you're
16:19
sexy
16:21
i have a versace bathrobe for 400 pounds
16:24
have you ever shown you that it's a
16:25
black bathrobe with a
16:26
with a like knitted in medusa it's so
16:29
cool i would
16:30
why would you want that because it makes
16:32
me feel cool and
16:34
strong
16:36
get him some e pills well to be honest
16:39
estrogen is better as a gel to be honest
16:41
just to be honest oh you have opinions
16:44
on
16:45
the the type of estrogen
16:49
honestly estrogen tier list
16:52
at str is gel b tier
16:55
the a tier is what's the atom
16:59
estrogen i thought estrogen began with
17:00
an okay a tier
17:02
s here is gel eight here is the is the
17:06
pads b tier is the pills and c
17:10
tier is injections i think
17:13
c tier injections just because like
17:15
every time you penetrate yourself it
17:16
kind of hurts and it [ __ ] with your
17:17
skin
17:18
pills is on it's on beat here because
17:21
it doesn't really do much because it
17:23
goes through your stomach first so that
17:25
[ __ ] it up eightier the pads nice but
17:27
you have to keep them on all day so
17:29
not nice ester the gel you put it on
17:32
your arm
17:33
guys it goes in in one minute and it's
17:35
done
17:36
damn i've learned so much today usually
17:39
you should try it out sometime
17:41
i should try that sometime
17:44
you know i much prefer the the the pills
17:47
they look like skittles and they seem
17:49
like they'd be crunchy and nice
17:50
they really do not look like skittles
17:52
they do look nice i have the pills do
17:54
you want you want to look at them
17:56
yeah go and show me the skittles i don't
17:58
have them right now but they're i have
17:59
them somewhere in my room well why would
18:01
you why would you tell me that
18:02
i can bring them next time why would you
18:04
lie to me like that
18:06
you want me to force feed you some
18:07
estrogen pills i'd rather
18:10
like you did to um big boy pyrocynical
18:13
at one time
18:14
we don't say that name here
18:18
she's a fugitive goddamn
18:21
prison escapee will finn stream tonight
18:24
no but tomorrow morning
18:25
right yeah yeah tomorrow morning well oh
18:28
well the tomorrow morning is a bit of a
18:30
maybe i'm definitely streaming at eight
18:32
because i've
18:32
i've did i tell you what i did bruiser
18:36
did you guys found yourself what the
18:37
[ __ ] no one does that i do
18:39
because it's a nickname never you never
18:41
do that i lit
18:42
i have so much i think i just
18:46
it's my it's my british accent you can't
18:48
tell heading to the store you need
18:49
something
18:50
uh uh
18:53
actually some ice would be nice nice and
18:56
get me the ben and jerry's with the
18:58
cookie dough i like that one lucky
19:00
charms bro
19:02
lucky germs lucky charms are really good
19:05
but
19:06
they're like i do not get how people eat
19:08
them because i've had a big a big bowl
19:09
of lucky charms will literally [ __ ] you
19:11
up for the day it makes your head like
19:14
oh palm beach
19:17
rum mango and passion fruit
19:26
should i buy you like one of those sexy
19:27
christmas dresses and then on christmas
19:29
you unbox it and i force you to put it
19:30
on and then we have a lot of things i
19:32
already have like a miss claws dress
19:36
we should go matching here we go hey
19:39
can i finish what i was saying though i
19:41
don't know can you
19:43
yes let's listen listen did i tell you
19:46
what i don't get i can't hear you blah
19:48
blah blah
19:49
i i literally for the stream tomorrow
19:52
i bought um i bought a
19:56
like a metal like a like a a container
19:58
of helium
20:00
like a tank and i'm gonna try doing a
20:03
girl voice but with the helium
20:09
that's my plan
20:13
okay
20:16
sexual appropriation maybe
20:19
appropriation gender appropriation here
20:22
you heard it here
20:24
that's a scam that's a scam scamster
20:27
can i get a can i get a scamster enchant
20:32
with a fire funny would that be for a
20:36
video if it works this is like my test
20:38
though for a video because if it works
20:39
then i'm
20:40
100 minutes someone said that's
20:42
dangerous is that dangerous
20:44
what inhaling helium is it dangerous
20:47
you're not gonna do
20:47
a lot of it just a little bit
20:53
it's the same thing as like uh yeah you
20:55
can if
20:56
you can like it's essentially like
20:58
shrinks your throat and [ __ ]
21:00
or something like that anyway no it it
21:03
since it's lighter than air
21:04
i think it like almost lifts your vocal
21:06
cords
21:08
and that there's the other one that's
21:10
the exact opposite which is
21:11
heavier than air and it makes you have
21:13
like a darth vader voice
21:15
have you ever seen that yeah i've seen
21:17
that everyone wants corpse to try it
21:20
yeah that would be so funny corpse
21:23
preparing to do a music video just
21:26
oh it takes a giant sip of that gap it
21:29
takes giant syphilis
21:31
[Music]
21:32
yeah that's what he sounds like normally
21:34
and then usually or what was what's the
21:36
lyric in his song
21:37
oh i think it's choke me like you hate
21:39
me
21:40
but you tell me see that's like
21:43
that's the same you know the the the
21:45
thing where i choked you and people
21:47
tried to cancel me for it
21:49
yes it's the same people that would like
21:50
jam to the corpse husband song
21:52
but when i choke you it's like illegal
21:55
well that's because you know it's
21:57
illegal it's very illegal
21:59
yeah but choking choking is good if
22:01
corpse husbands
22:02
sings it but if muriza chokes finn it's
22:04
over well if if corpse husband chose me
22:06
then it'd be like uh you know
22:07
that'd be real that'd be pretty neat
22:09
that'd be pretty cool male
22:12
violence corpse is like hot and sexy
22:15
you know apparently i mean you haven't
22:17
seen him have you not seen his arm
22:20
huh he posted like a picture of his arm
22:25
drink sulfur hexafluoride yeah yeah
22:28
that's it that's
22:29
it that's the one putting in the tail
22:32
will raise your voice too
22:36
how do i get over my fear of drinking
22:37
alcohol uh what are you scared of
22:39
getting too drunk there's always a point
22:41
where you
22:42
like it's a very slow process you would
22:45
you were totally able to like
22:47
stop if you want to the thing is just
22:50
you know
22:51
if you do it slow in the small
22:53
percentages if you mix it it's much
22:55
easier
22:56
just try it mixed like just do like what
22:58
i have right now is like this much rum
23:01
and then the rest is just coke and you
23:03
barely taste it
23:05
and then you slowly like feel a little
23:07
bit more tipsy and then if if you don't
23:09
want to continue you just stop
23:11
i don't know if you're if you're scared
23:13
of the taste or something
23:19
of corpse has been chokespin it would be
23:20
on no it wouldn't
23:24
only be hard if i do it fandom
23:28
you don't have you look at it look at
23:30
the guy's arm though
23:32
what is the arm show me the picture then
23:34
i'm not gonna does somebody have corpse
23:36
husband's
23:36
arm have you seen my arm i have an
23:38
itachi tattoo on it so
23:41
corpse husband arm
23:46
well i'm googling like you know [ __ ]
23:49
is that his arm
23:50
where he uh he posted something
23:55
i googled i googled the whole like a
23:57
helium thing
23:58
apparently it's not not really bad
24:00
unless you're a [ __ ] and you just
24:01
like take the gas canister and you're
24:03
like this is what i'm gonna
24:04
breathe for minutes at a time and not
24:05
breathe the oxygen
24:07
because yeah it's like the time that
24:09
you've got helium in your system is
24:10
essentially like holding your breath
24:12
you're just not getting oxygen in for
24:14
that amount of time inhaling helium is
24:16
about as deadly as like if you were just
24:18
going to hold your breath for an equal
24:20
amount of time as you've got the helium
24:21
in
24:22
you know once it worked my boss had two
24:25
line kinds of yeah
24:27
but it doesn't kill brian
24:31
that's funny squeeze of lemon juice
24:34
summer fruits giving me recipes
24:44
oh guys you want to do never have ever
24:46
never have ever it's like the perfect
24:48
twitch game
24:49
you guys get to find out stuff about me
24:51
i get to drink
24:52
and every single never have ever
24:54
question i get to tell a story so it's
24:56
almost infinite content and the more
24:58
drunk i get
24:59
the more fun it really becomes honestly
25:02
i think never have i ever it's like the
25:04
content machine never have i ever typed
25:06
no people
25:07
get to ask their funny questions make a
25:09
drink
25:11
just ask you one yeah go never have ever
25:13
what did you say
25:15
i didn't hear sorry i'm wearing a beanie
25:17
under the headphones interrupted me
25:19
sorry i'm wearing a beanie that you
25:20
can't hear you can't believe you did
25:21
this
25:22
shut the [ __ ] up and ask it i did never
25:25
have i ever taken off the [ __ ] beanie
25:27
well i have so thank you for watching
25:29
have you done it on like a
25:30
photo or on stream no
25:34
really i almost removed it at your house
25:35
i can show this much
25:37
that's about it well i've
25:40
the stream's 30 second delay but yeah
25:44
does finn have a thing for muscley arms
25:46
do you i just saw that now
25:48
no what it's what i is it not that
25:52
obvious that i was joking about the
25:54
corpse
25:56
wait what about my arms your arms are
25:59
pretty uh
26:00
big and muscly but that doesn't mean i
26:01
have a thing for you don't like them
26:04
no i hate them
26:08
never have ever had a near death
26:10
experience um near death yeah i almost
26:12
drowned as a child
26:15
same how did you almost drown i went on
26:18
a slide and i i knew the water was too
26:20
deep i thought i could get out quickly
26:22
and uh the people i was about to turn
26:24
back but the kids at the pool appeared
26:25
pressuring me so i slid down
26:27
and uh i couldn't get up water was too
26:29
deep all i did was jump up
26:31
down down up down and then after like
26:34
a woman i couldn't i could see her
26:36
looking at me and wondering if i'm dying
26:38
or not
26:39
and literally it took her like 20
26:40
seconds to decide to pull me out i was
26:42
like hell belt up and she
26:43
she kept thinking i was joking like i
26:45
almost died because you didn't take me
26:47
seriously
26:48
that's funny i like haunting her
26:52
life would be from that point if you'd
26:53
like diet never
26:55
get scammed
26:59
um drugs yes
27:04
never have i ever had a secret crush on
27:05
me ariza it's not it's
27:07
it's pretty obvious right what
27:10
also guys uh direct the questions
27:12
towards me because
27:13
finn is not drinking true
27:17
so did you have a secret crush towards
27:19
me or not
27:20
me yeah no it's uh
27:24
always been pretty uh pretty open and
27:26
out there that we're married
27:27
been married for a few years now we've
27:29
got three kids
27:30
i mean i yeah sure one of them is called
27:33
dennis
27:35
one of them is called diamond who's the
27:39
[ __ ] with the
27:40
clifford one of them is called clifford
27:43
uh
27:43
which one is it you know your your funny
27:46
farm characters emma
27:48
emma stone what
27:52
did you have that segment in the video
27:53
that you left your ass off with like
27:55
emma stone
27:58
i've well the video what stop being
28:00
stupid right now okay listen
28:02
listen genuinely you had like farm butts
28:05
set up and you were laughing your ass
28:07
off yeah
28:08
and they had funny names so what was it
28:11
oh that was like
28:12
the the first one was called tony
28:14
because he was an iron robot like tony
28:16
stark
28:16
yes these are tony emma stone
28:20
there was i didn't do emma stone that
28:22
you came up with that one
28:24
why not did i no i came up with emma
28:26
like emma rolled
28:28
because it was an emerald emma stone's
28:30
also pretty funny though
28:32
um what else
28:36
uh i had like i had one chord like one
28:38
of them was called knox
28:39
because he was gold so i was pretty
28:41
clever i don't know i don't get that one
28:44
the fort knox what does that have to do
28:46
with gold
28:47
it's uh they're a gold reserve they're
28:50
isn't it
28:51
you've never heard no you've never heard
28:53
of like as secure as fort knox or
28:55
something like that because it's like a
28:57
i mean it might have been a prison at
28:58
some point but i don't know they did
29:00
like it was gold
29:01
anyway um that's why it's so secure
29:04
because they have like
29:04
the world's gold nice okay
29:08
one of them was called roxanne
29:12
it was bedrock it was pretty funny could
29:14
have also been for stone
29:16
um one the other one i had another
29:19
bedrock one that was called dwayne the
29:20
rock
29:21
johnson um i had an
29:24
obsidian one that was called uh dobby
29:27
obby dobby um
29:31
[ __ ] what was the uh did i have a which
29:34
one was the other one
29:36
uh diamond was like diana or something
29:39
like that
29:41
never have ever been skinny dipping nope
29:43
never have i ever
29:44
been to a concert yet
29:49
first post on your time on my timeline
29:51
is ask yeah just go closer my ass
29:54
you know if you go to the beach you're
29:56
gonna see a whole lot of ass
29:57
so why not look at it on twitter too
30:03
so that's the society we live in rocky
30:09
i don't know why oh well but when you
30:12
were staying at finn's place i always
30:13
imagined you were sleeping together and
30:15
until when his gf appeared
30:18
i don't have a gf that was not his gif
30:22
that was um a friend of mine actually oh
30:26
he is not as jeff no no
30:30
some people thought he was my sister
30:32
though
30:35
is also i guess we looked did we we
30:37
didn't even look similar
30:40
well you said we you don't have a gf but
30:42
it we just established that we're
30:44
married
30:44
so oh well yeah i don't have a gf
30:46
because we're married but we have a wife
30:49
we're actually um what's the word we're
30:51
a lesbian
30:52
couple
30:55
exactly rose so you were sleeping
30:58
together well
30:58
as a matter of fact we were sleeping in
31:00
the same bed yes
31:02
there is no beds at his house just one i
31:04
don't know that was we set up um
31:06
like those uh downstairs like
31:09
there was the couch which either and um
31:11
oh [ __ ]
31:13
my god i can't believe and believe i
31:14
forgot what the tattoo brain and
31:16
the other guy luke luke
31:20
on the inflatable mattress and [ __ ] he
31:23
just stayed on one
31:24
the inflatable mattress man that was
31:26
such a good purchase maybe i should
31:27
actually set up a bed in that room
31:29
i still need to move all the clothes
31:31
back there so it doesn't look like my
31:32
room's
31:32
[ __ ] messy as [ __ ] thank you chest
31:35
burst burster in the camera
31:38
ruby is his sister uh yes yeah
31:43
what's up what's up what's up chicken
31:45
crisper what's good
31:47
oh i need it i need to have the moments
31:49
like not the not the chat emotes but
31:51
like the
31:52
badges i imagine marisa was sleeping on
31:56
the couch under a mountain of beer
31:57
bottles and pasta
31:58
it's not very far off
32:02
like do you remember the downstairs in
32:04
like its worst
32:05
date holy [ __ ] that place was awful
32:10
wife for love or for tax reasons why are
32:12
we married
32:13
finn well i mean you've just told me
32:16
about oh
32:16
do you want to talk about taxes now so
32:18
apparently germany's got this weird tax
32:21
thing for
32:22
influencers that don't they don't really
32:23
have to pay some
32:25
specific if it's just influencers i
32:27
think for me it's more like an
32:30
artistic kind of like i'm i'm
32:33
i'm classified in my tax area as an
32:37
artist ah so you've got like attack
32:40
an art tax write-off thingy yeah so yeah
32:43
no it's for tax reasons apparently so i
32:45
can maybe get a german bank account
32:47
i mean you you could you're welcome to
32:49
get a house next to me
32:51
you you're i'm not letting you into my
32:52
house but no britain left the eu i can't
32:54
do [ __ ]
32:56
uh well if we're married then i think
32:59
we are family right well yeah but like
33:02
you gotta get a visa and stuff
33:03
yeah anything from
33:07
baby anything full of
33:11
can you have feasibly right let's say
33:13
okay
33:14
let's say you've got dual citizenship in
33:16
a country like because your parents are
33:18
from two different countries
33:19
does your kid also have the same dual
33:22
citizenship
33:24
i didn't listen to what you said you're
33:25
gonna have to repeat that jeff
33:28
you know how um you know okay let's say
33:30
your mom and your dad are from two
33:32
different countries you're gonna have
33:33
to dead let's say your mom and your
33:35
[ __ ] other mom
33:36
are from the same from different
33:40
shut the [ __ ] let's say your parents are
33:42
from two different countries
33:43
you will get yourself [ __ ] up you get
33:45
small citizenship
33:47
right you like that's a thing but
33:50
the kid right does he have so okay
33:54
if that if your parents are scottish and
33:56
british
33:57
then you get both citizenships i know
34:00
but if that kid
34:01
like when you've got dual citizenship do
34:04
you
34:04
like does your kid also have dual
34:06
citizenship yeah
34:08
maybe so if you marry a let's say you're
34:12
a woman let's say you married if you
34:13
marry a guy and you're a guy
34:14
is that not against god
34:19
and if you marry a guy from another
34:21
country does that mean your kid has like
34:23
triple citizenship and can you just if
34:25
your kid dies
34:26
in in childbirth
34:30
yeah that'd be pretty bad what if your
34:31
wife pushes it out too hard and it hits
34:33
the floor
34:34
what do you do i feel like i haven't
34:35
made it through one sentence yet
34:38
what's my stream hey this is my street
34:43
what do you what does that guy say on
34:44
judge judy this might be your show but
34:46
this is
34:50
this might be your stream but this is my
34:52
my never have ever segment
34:54
exactly but this is my segment well okay
34:56
sorry for interrupting you but your joke
34:58
was going on for a little bit too long
35:00
anyway so ta yeah because it had to keep
35:02
going cleavage cover up
35:04
oh my god it happens i can delicious
35:06
your tits
35:09
oh i'm so sorry the lighting actually
35:12
doesn't make it look like you have some
35:14
large boobies hiding on there
35:16
because i actually got implants over the
35:17
holidays what
35:19
nice can't wait to snipe
35:24
my joke had to keep going if you have an
35:26
irish grandparent you can get eu
35:27
republic of our inspire citizenship
35:31
how many citizenship can you
35:34
i'm pretty sure if you have enough time
35:36
you can get as many as you want
35:38
that's what i mean right but
35:41
usually you need to live in a country
35:43
for a total of five years so you have to
35:45
do a lot of traveling
35:48
my ex had a german mom and an american
35:50
dad and the dad
35:51
filled out some [ __ ] dad i know that
35:53
show
35:55
that's a good that's american dad is
35:58
probably my favorite like
35:59
cartoon i love that show for some reason
36:03
american dad like finished wait what's
36:06
true
36:10
you've seen uh rick and morty yes
36:15
damn it's kind of shitty because i can't
36:19
think of like without sounding like a
36:20
like one of the rick and morty fanboys i
36:23
can't think of an animated
36:24
show that i liked more marital
36:27
i naruto kind of sucks not gonna lie
36:30
it's so long
36:31
it's so boring
36:35
two episodes of narrow naruto will be
36:37
the character walking
36:38
he doesn't know he's muted right now
36:42
he's just talking he's just talking he's
36:45
just sitting there talking
36:47
[ __ ] said naruto is bad
36:50
he doesn't know he's muted he's still
36:52
talking by the way
36:55
he's still talking
36:59
he's still talking he's still talking
37:03
he's still talking i think he's laughing
37:05
now i don't know if he realized
37:08
no he's still talking he's still talking
37:13
he's still talking
37:19
oh here he goes here he goes i think
37:20
he's realizing it
37:24
here he goes here he goes he's he's
37:26
looking at me weird now
37:28
he has his mouse on the on the he has
37:30
his hand on the mouse now he's got
37:32
he's shaking his head he's shaking his
37:35
head he's laughing
37:36
now i think he's he's on to it he's on
37:40
those
37:44
what's so funny because i wasn't talking
37:48
i could just hear you saying
37:49
he's not talking he's not talking i was
37:52
just laughing
37:53
he thought i didn't know i was muted no
37:56
i muted you at what point did you say i
37:59
was
38:00
did you you said naruto is bad and i
38:02
immediately deafened you and then i said
38:03
yeah
38:04
he doesn't he said he doesn't know he's
38:05
muted you just kept talking
38:08
i did make a good joke though you didn't
38:10
hear it
38:12
damn naruto does kind of sucks
38:16
naruto is [ __ ] cool dude it uh it's
38:19
good if you
38:20
have every single like resin statue i
38:22
paid too much good if you grew up with
38:24
it
38:24
it's not that that's what i keep saying
38:26
shut up you're i know
38:28
because you're right oh my god i'm
38:29
getting pinged from everyone how do you
38:31
get pinged what is a ping
38:35
team speak
38:38
oh telegram a telegram
38:42
you hit like a fax machine guys are any
38:45
of you guys minecraft youtuber
38:47
fans type yes if you like minecraft
38:49
youtube
38:50
youtube minecraft minecraft youtube
38:51
minecraft type yes
38:55
you guys know are you guys fans of
38:56
minecraft youtubers type yes
38:59
anyone downloading funk i'm literally
39:00
installing it right now
39:02
17 done
39:08
what naruto character do you most appeal
39:09
to i really like hashirama and itachi
39:17
yes yes we have a few
39:21
few yeses here
39:26
modded program okay you guys know spifey
39:28
right
39:31
spy fee spy fee okay we're gonna go on
39:34
on a funny double date we're definitely
39:37
not going on a double date we're going
39:38
on a funny double date who should spiffy
39:40
bring
39:41
as a date oh well i mean we might just
39:44
youtuber
39:45
we might if um my let's say
39:48
i mean like yeah either way verb was the
39:50
original plan
39:51
but i was like there's no way we're
39:54
getting verb out of his hometown
39:56
there's no way the dude's like i i asked
39:58
him and [ __ ] did not respond
40:00
do you have him on discord can you add
40:01
him to call
40:03
i'm not gonna do that i just know verb
40:05
wouldn't uh come out
40:07
okay then what other bad boy halo he's
40:09
american right
40:12
uh yeah we need a british we need a
40:15
brother i don't think that's
40:16
met up gonna meet up with skeppy oh he
40:18
might but in fact he definitely will
40:20
but i don't think it's bad's not gonna
40:22
do [ __ ] we need a british minecraft
40:24
youtuber
40:25
do you know any british minecraft
40:27
youtubers what about uh
40:32
that's kind of just my fee that lives in
40:34
the uk not gonna lie
40:37
maybe tommy tommy tommy he's too young
40:40
to go on a double date
40:42
with us no no one that would go on a
40:45
double wilbur suit
40:46
the guy that still doesn't follow me on
40:48
twitter follow either of us
40:50
so pissed off about that there
40:53
does neo neon follow you yeah
40:58
we need to get in contact with her
40:59
because she's german right
41:02
yeah she is yeah i need to speak german
41:03
with her it's important
41:06
oh so spiffy can go with me at you and
41:08
you can go no that doesn't work isn't
41:09
she dating someone
41:11
uh you can't go on a double date with
41:13
someone if you're already dating someone
41:15
else
41:15
that's weird i don't know if she is
41:18
though is that
41:20
chat chat probably not one person in
41:22
chat is probably a big fan of nature
41:23
any any nyach who stands here knowing if
41:26
nina
41:26
is dating i thought she was going out
41:28
with wilbur that's why he's not
41:30
yeah she isn't no it's a meme that's a
41:33
meme do you want a date as a meme too
41:36
we can date on twitter for a meme why
41:38
don't we just bring peach over
41:40
no she she doesn't want to fly until
41:42
corners over she'd said that
41:44
many times already good point
41:48
i think i'm just going to try and get a
41:49
visa to america so we can actually go
41:51
she's not with wilbur what the [ __ ] yeah
41:54
i know she wasn't with wahlberg i don't
41:56
know if she's dating anyone else
42:00
um i think she was in the uk swimming
42:03
i don't remember um
42:08
i think i'm gonna try and get a visa to
42:10
america though
42:12
soonish like
42:16
and then what are you gonna do with it
42:18
it'd just be nice to know that i can
42:20
actually go to [ __ ] america because i
42:22
haven't been able to go and see anyone
42:24
if i could go to america i'd go
42:25
like as soon as i can just to go meet up
42:28
with people
42:29
because yeah now i'd like to come too
42:30
actually
42:32
yeah because it's not if you're doing an
42:33
american meetup invite me too
42:35
i need to meet that bell i want to like
42:37
put him in a chokehold
42:38
well it's like a thing if we haven't
42:40
like i haven't met up with skeppy since
42:42
[ __ ]
42:42
vidcon and we only met for a few days
42:44
and it was like
42:46
it sucks so bad because he got sick and
42:48
had to leave and then i couldn't
42:50
i couldn't get back to the us and it was
42:51
just a whole load of problems so like
42:54
it sucked so bad i just wanna like now
42:56
that money's not really like
42:58
a super big determining factor like a
43:00
flight to america isn't something like
43:01
that bad when it's to meet up with uh
43:03
someone cool
43:04
like you know someone like skeppy or
43:06
like um
43:07
oh even meet up with like peach or some
43:09
[ __ ] but white us and not germany that
43:11
is because he hates me
43:12
he doesn't want to know what's even in
43:13
germany i'm in germany
43:16
yeah no one's in germany
43:27
[Laughter]
43:30
and the jewel loki and chet says i am
43:33
also in germany
43:35
now you can come
43:38
and charles mann is in germany and the
43:40
tuashte is in germany well there's a
43:42
bunch of german people here
43:44
hello the gates because you're german
43:50
alice oh
44:20
foreign
44:35
it to wrong language yeah
44:38
you've tagged yourself as english that's
44:39
like 20 viewers
44:45
it's almost like people don't like it
44:47
when you can't [ __ ] hear what they're
44:49
saying
44:54
i'm trying to get this one hair on my
44:56
nose is like oh yeah you want to see
44:57
some free content add a way to pay even
45:00
it's a age verification thing if you put
45:02
your credit card in
45:03
i mean it's not i'm not trying to
45:05
advertise here because that would get me
45:06
banned
45:07
i'm just saying free accounts are still
45:10
free they just
45:10
need your credit card for first of all
45:13
they spot accounts
45:14
who download content and repost it so
45:17
you can't really
45:18
ultra recreate credit cards unless
45:20
you're like really
45:21
hard into it so adding your credit card
45:24
is just like a way of like verifying
45:26
that you're a real person
45:28
because no one really puts their
45:29
passport in right
45:39
what is that song i remember i was
45:41
singing on um
45:43
well you're not gonna tell me the lyrics
45:45
anyways
45:48
if you don't want to give out your
45:49
details well what what gary's dude
45:52
just follow me on twitter just follow me
45:54
on twitter people are unfollowing me
45:58
my career is over as a twitch
46:01
uh twitter account oh okay i gained
46:03
followers again we're winning we're
46:05
winning
46:06
i wonder why well i gained like 10
46:09
shut up yeah i'm dead if you if i had
46:13
more
46:13
minecraft youtubers interacting with me
46:15
which went up like
46:16
you went up like a lot a lot i mean i'm
46:19
like 10.
46:21
no ever since that post you were like at
46:22
um you were i lost
46:24
10 in initially i was on socialblade
46:28
uh looking at it before you posted
46:30
you're at um
46:31
one uh one thousand two hundred and four
46:34
thousand and like
46:35
uh 970 and what the [ __ ] kind of number
46:38
is that 1240
46:40
and hundred and eighty seventy what the
46:42
[ __ ] number is that
46:43
one hundred one hundred and twenty four
46:45
thousand nine hundred and seventeen
46:46
you're around there and now you're at
46:48
one hundred and twenty five thousand
46:50
and like ten well i gained forty four
46:52
hours that's almost yeah there you go
46:54
it's almost like that i need to i need
46:56
to interact with
46:57
an hour i'm on twitter i need to
46:58
interact with you no you don't that's
47:00
the whole point you don't want to do
47:01
that i've been
47:02
did you gain nothing out of my i need to
47:04
interact with with call jacob
47:06
if carl jacobs starts responding to my
47:08
tweets i will be a millionaire that's
47:10
incorrect story stops being transformed
47:16
oh my god do you want to this is a bimbo
47:19
no message you're getting vip
47:22
oh my god you want to talk about stats
47:24
huh i can talk about stan talk to me
47:26
about stats dude you're only blowing up
47:28
because minecraft is in the limelight
47:30
let's talk about stats bro i was uh i
47:33
was a superstar before minecraft blew up
47:36
nothing influenced
47:46
numbers are hard eggs are not they're
47:48
gonna get now
47:49
been creeping on social blood dude i
47:51
just like yeah
47:53
i want to get invisalign look at my
47:55
front teeth
47:56
there's a gap a small gap i need to fix
48:00
it
48:01
invisalign oh
48:04
my bottom teeth are fine i like
48:08
vampire teeth look
48:12
vampire teeth i need i want to fix this
48:15
gap though
48:16
like i can put my entire finger through
48:18
it
48:20
[ __ ] your entire finger through it did
48:23
you say something bad
48:26
huh no i repeated what you said this is
48:28
good i swear to your heart
48:31
let's see party this is
48:44
i can't even play should i play for a
48:45
second and delete the one
48:58
[Music]
49:01
up you're fine
49:03
[Music]
49:05
wait in 10 minutes i get to open this
49:07
calendar again
49:08
we're gonna open chocolate like on
49:10
stream
49:12
no teeth no gap well it's it's a big gap
49:15
then right
49:18
here's the question should finn get a
49:19
nose job
49:22
i'm saying probably at some point
49:25
what if there was like a a god the only
49:27
[ __ ] about it is like i need to i can't
49:29
like
49:30
stop working and i just like number one
49:33
it's absolutely [ __ ] terrifying that
49:34
it would go wrong number two
49:36
i feel like people would judge me to be
49:37
honest if you do your research you're
49:39
like about to be
49:40
99.9 safe number three
49:44
the recovery time people are saying yes
49:47
in chat that's so mean
49:49
not because i've talked about it as like
49:51
something that like i wanted to do
49:53
well dude with me i'm getting face
49:55
surgery so let's do one together yeah
49:58
that's it lol i never drop more
50:00
importance
50:02
try real hard to like not really present
50:05
it in a way that you notice it
50:06
you know but like oh dude again you
50:09
should see me in profile it's nuts dude
50:11
my nose is your face it's twitter
50:13
twitter.com
50:14
story
50:19
again one follower let's go let's go
50:21
those jobs aren't all that expensive
50:23
right bloodjob you can give me one a
50:26
nose job god damn it oh nose job yeah
50:29
yeah
50:29
yeah you can't give me that yeah no
50:32
i was saying they're not actually that
50:34
expensive they're like
50:37
surprisingly cheap for what they do
50:40
isn't it like
50:40
the number one most common
50:44
cosmetic surgery tell nina and dms hey
50:46
nina
50:47
i know a german person
50:51
do it it's important no please
50:54
german people have this invisible
50:55
collection i need to build it
50:58
yeah it's like 5k last one it's like 5k
51:02
for a nose job apparently
51:03
no no it's not bad you
51:09
for some reason i don't know dude i just
51:12
don't like it i can't
51:13
i don't like it either to be honest i
51:15
think you should get an australia but
51:16
it's disgusting
51:18
literally it's really nasty
51:21
what did they say right like um i think
51:23
lit the entire time was growing up
51:24
they're like yeah you grow into it
51:26
and i've i'm grown now and you either
51:29
like you either work on things that you
51:30
can fix or you
51:32
fix the thing what i think you should do
51:33
is do the girl boys and get hormone
51:35
replacement therapy
51:36
that would be a price that would be a
51:38
progress stream
51:44
and finance is fine finn has gorgeous
51:47
ripped arms don't lie to me true i have
51:52
oh my god the lighting is bad i can't
51:54
even i can't even flex
51:56
well a little bit oh my god i lost i
51:59
lost all my muscle
52:00
because of [ __ ] quarantine
52:05
what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] i need better
52:07
lighting can i get
52:09
can i pretend to have some good lighting
52:10
here
52:13
no no i really can't it's over i lost
52:16
all my gains
52:20
i actually lost my gains it's over what
52:23
the [ __ ]
52:25
finn knows is fine now no it's not
52:27
that's disgusting
52:29
it's not like okay i've thought i think
52:32
i spoke to
52:32
you about it right but like the the nose
52:35
thing if i wasn't
52:37
if i was like a recluse forever like i
52:40
like my
52:40
plan was to be from a child when i was
52:43
just playing minecraft and doing nothing
52:44
i wouldn't give a [ __ ] about my nose but
52:45
it's because i'm constantly looking at
52:47
myself
52:48
so i'm just like i don't like my
52:50
forehead which is why i wear this beanie
52:52
guys by the way
52:53
i don't know if you have noticed
52:57
i don't know if you've noticed but the
52:58
beanie is to cover up my forehead which
53:00
i don't like my hairline
53:02
starts basically here so
53:09
hog i would love to arm wrestle you uh
53:11
you'd probably win
53:13
i don't know why but i'm really bad at
53:14
arm wrestling like i'm actually really
53:16
strong
53:17
but i'm terrible i'm wrestling i've got
53:20
a question
53:21
so this is kind of going back to the
53:22
same subject but i've got to ask you
53:23
right this is probably
53:24
maybe a deep question so you don't have
53:27
to answer
53:28
but it's a similar thing with me let's
53:30
say i was like gonna let's say i was
53:31
like
53:32
getting the nurse job right yeah like
53:35
like i might force you immediately no no
53:38
okay you're gonna get like a pretty
53:39
major cosmetic change
53:41
i guarantee you like everything on the
53:43
because we're both like
53:44
on the internet right would you like
53:46
after your surgeries are you going to
53:48
look at
53:48
all of the photos of you like
53:52
in the past and kind of like not want to
53:55
see it because you look so different
53:56
or like i already do i already don't
53:58
want to look at my old pictures
54:00
because i did change a lot i
54:03
did change from like two years ago i did
54:05
post pictures of my face two years ago
54:06
and i have
54:07
changed since then i look a lot
54:08
different i already don't like it
54:12
yeah thing is like you you get the work
54:15
done
54:16
and then you keep posting as of normal
54:18
and then
54:19
over time that's going to become the new
54:22
you you know
54:23
i know but i've got five years of
54:25
internet history it's a bit of a pain in
54:27
the ass
54:27
in five years it's going to be overtaken
54:29
by new year
54:30
also right look at gross score he got
54:32
that nose job and literally it looks so
54:34
[ __ ] good i've never seen a better
54:36
nose job in my life
54:38
yeah i think i saw that
54:41
but i started losing hair at 18. so
54:43
being a fanboy with a receding hairline
54:45
is only possible with the beanie well
54:47
dude
54:49
uh you know what's [ __ ] about it
54:50
though no let me let me finish i said
54:52
something mean i want to
54:53
re phrase it it really does suck for you
54:56
my my
54:56
my hairline isn't bad like i'm not
54:58
losing hair i just don't like the shape
54:59
of my forehead
55:01
like you see it's come it come kind of
55:03
comes out i don't like it
55:04
gotta get it fixed my hairline starts
55:06
like here
55:08
i think here like i don't have a
55:11
receding hairline
55:12
my hairline is perfect i just don't like
55:15
the bones that i have here
55:17
i don't like it but yeah if if you're
55:20
ever wondering
55:21
if your hair hair starts falling out
55:23
here it's receding
55:24
if you take female hormones if you take
55:26
estrogen it grows back
55:28
it's a life like women don't get don't
55:31
get a receding hairline because of
55:32
female hormones
55:33
if you take estrogen your hairline
55:35
actually grows back it just comes back
55:37
i had a little bit of hair loss here
55:38
when i was like 20 and i took the
55:40
hormones and came back
55:42
that's so funny you bring that up so
55:45
much too
55:46
yeah because it's a fun fact it's like a
55:47
superpower
55:49
a little bit but by the way when you
55:52
look up grow score it's literally the
55:54
third like predictive result is like
55:56
gross score twitch gross goal car and
55:59
then like nose
56:00
because people look it up for reference
56:02
because it's actually
56:04
such a good job it's kind of weird that
56:06
like people are googling like surgery
56:08
someone had
56:09
like i don't know i that's literally the
56:12
the one that
56:13
that's probably the number one limiting
56:14
factor for me is i've already like
56:17
you know people look at it weirdly
56:21
look at his nose before i did
56:25
i know i've seen it but like that's the
56:27
reason why i wouldn't
56:28
you know i just googled it there's
56:31
nothing wrong with getting uh
56:33
getting cosmetic surgery if you feel
56:35
more comfortable afterwards
56:37
yeah but you know people on the internet
56:40
you know
56:42
people on the internet shouldn't define
56:44
you though how many people do you think
56:45
you think you're [ __ ] disgusting for
56:47
crossdressing
56:48
how many homophobes [ __ ] despise you
56:51
wanting dead right now
56:52
i don't to be honest yeah because they
56:55
don't type in your chat obviously but
56:57
you
56:57
you know there's people out there who
56:59
don't like you i know there's people out
57:00
there who don't like me i know there's
57:02
people out there who despise me
57:03
but what happens in your life it should
57:06
be determined by internet comments
57:10
finn is [ __ ] gross someone in chat
57:12
what a [ __ ]
57:13
it's true no but if you got a nose job
57:15
right now right
57:16
people 99 people would support you i
57:19
don't think you'd ever
57:20
see a comment on your twitter post or
57:22
whatever saying
57:23
oh you shouldn't have done this i don't
57:25
think anyone would say that first of all
57:27
even if someone does then
57:28
it's still the wrong opinion because you
57:30
know what you want right
57:32
let's say you get it right i mean no one
57:34
literally
57:35
even gross score girl score is the most
57:37
meme person on the internet
57:39
everyone [ __ ] makes fun of girl score
57:41
everyone
57:42
makes memes about him everyone uses him
57:44
as a joke he's the butt of the joke
57:47
every single post he makes even if he
57:49
replies to someone making fun of them
57:51
he's the joke
57:52
he's always the center of the joke and
57:54
he got a nose job and he got
57:55
only positive feedback so if someone
57:57
like you did it it
57:59
it would be heaven nothing would be
58:00
wrong same with me if i got cosmetic
58:02
work
58:03
everyone would support me no one could
58:04
give a [ __ ] i mean
58:06
yeah but literally the most
58:09
made fun of person in the world it's
58:12
weird the only positive support because
58:14
people see the line
58:15
between joke and serious sure it's weird
58:18
that like
58:19
maybe grow score didn't really get made
58:21
fun of for it
58:23
wait um eight seven
58:26
six five four three
58:30
two one go it's uh
58:33
officially the 10th of december in
58:35
germany
58:36
which means i get to open this let's see
58:39
number 10.
58:41
number 10 whatever we want what do we
58:44
get
58:45
kinder country mini
58:48
okay kinder country
58:52
kinder country kinder country mini
58:56
lfg lfg kinder country is actually the
59:00
best
59:02
oh um
59:22
oh if and gets a nose job he would also
59:23
need to choose how feminine his nose
59:24
would be
59:25
right isn't that kind of the thing so
59:27
what i was gonna say before marisa
59:28
started counting down and not explaining
59:30
it
59:31
hey um i think kinder country mini right
59:33
now literally the best candy in the
59:35
world
59:36
this might be your show but this is my
59:37
[ __ ] episode i can
59:39
take you out of here as soon as i want i
59:41
would lose half the viewers but it's
59:43
worth it
59:44
you don't gonna enjoy my kinder country
59:46
if if i also if i got a nose job people
59:49
would be like oh [ __ ]
59:50
he's trans i guarantee it and then what
59:53
you know
59:54
you right you know how many people on
59:56
the internet think i'm fake trans
59:58
for attention um
60:02
a lot there's 4chan posts about me
60:06
people are thinking before i started
60:08
doing this uh
60:09
streams people were thinking i i
60:12
am a cis woman posting pictures of my
60:14
body
60:15
and online in my youtube videos and
60:17
streams because i didn't show my face
60:19
i'm a voice actor my voice right now is
60:22
the voice of a voice actor
60:23
people were saying i'm a fake trans
60:26
person
60:26
pretending to be transfer cloud i'm a
60:29
cis woman
60:30
pretending to be transfer club someone
60:32
commented this is the beginning of the
60:34
age of
60:35
fake boy girls or whatever i posted
60:38
there's a whole thread about it it's
60:39
huge it's huge online it's on it's
60:42
it's it's insane people were
60:45
people were thinking that i'm a cis
60:47
woman pretending to be trans
60:49
and to bring the point home in my
60:51
streams and youtube videos i used
60:53
someone to pretend to be me
60:55
with my voice i mean the argument
60:58
obviously kind of dies right now because
60:59
i'm talking with kind of a deep voice
61:03
my body honestly is insane like i have
61:05
probably the hottest body in the world
61:08
like me naked is something like it it's
61:11
like a painting it's just
61:12
art like it's insane if you look at my
61:15
twitter posts or anything
61:17
like i actually look like a god i'm like
61:19
a human god i'm like sent to earth
61:22
by the [ __ ] heavens i'm built like an
61:25
absolute god
61:25
the only thing i don't really like about
61:27
me my voice and my face to be honest
61:30
but honestly my body holy [ __ ] dude i'm
61:33
built like something else i'm built like
61:35
actually something different it's like a
61:38
it's like a
61:39
a greek artist chisels a stone statue
61:42
and
61:43
not perfection that's my body
61:46
i'm not really very humble as you can
61:48
tell about my hair myself
61:50
no but honestly come on i mean seriously
61:52
it's unreal it's unreal
61:54
what it's stupid it's stupid it's it's
61:56
like made up it's like i made myself in
61:58
photoshop when i was born
62:00
actually the definition of bill
62:01
different
62:05
it's insane it's insane it's it's it's
62:07
insane but
62:09
not to humble myself too much i still
62:12
yeah don't really pass too well i think
62:16
i mean you do when you like you do when
62:19
you give a [ __ ]
62:20
when every every girl looks like a a bit
62:23
more like
62:24
manly when they just wake out of bed
62:25
they don't do anything they just
62:27
put on a hoodie and [ __ ] that's it
62:33
um go [ __ ] yourself
62:36
hmm i mean i go [ __ ] you
62:40
ah that makes more sense i also broke up
62:43
my thumbnail so
62:45
here oh my thumb it's it's [ __ ] this
62:47
thumb rust
62:49
pretty nice
62:54
i'm wearing a kakashi t-shirt by the way
62:55
so don't judge me
62:58
i'm practicing a more feminine voice or
63:00
just waiting to get vocal surgery i'll
63:01
never get vocal surgery
63:04
um i'm not really practicing a female
63:06
voice i am comfortable enough with
63:08
myself
63:10
to just talk however i want to talk
63:14
i wish my voice would be a little bit
63:15
more feminine though i could try i could
63:17
try i could try
63:19
but it's cool it feels so cringey and
63:21
complex thing
63:22
you know how bad you feel when you're
63:24
like trying to do the girl voice like
63:25
it's the most embarrassing thing ever
63:27
right
63:27
it really is it's literally the most
63:29
embarrassing thing ever even if i do it
63:31
alone
63:32
it's so embarrassing to even try it is
63:35
it's literally the most embarrassing
63:36
like i'd i'd rather post my [ __ ] and
63:38
balls
63:39
on twitch or twitter right now i'd get
63:41
my all my social media plan
63:43
and everything get bad i get naked on
63:44
the stream right now
63:46
if i didn't have to do voice training i
63:49
mean
63:49
well you you don't have to you can just
63:51
get a surgery yeah but
63:53
it's a sad voice right huh
63:56
you whatever you come out with is your
63:58
voice now
63:59
yeah you don't go you don't get to go
64:01
back you don't get to
64:03
do voice training after that it's just
64:06
you get you get a randomly assigned
64:08
voice
64:08
you don't know what your female no it's
64:10
the same voice but it's just a bit like
64:12
higher
64:12
yeah but you don't know if you like it i
64:14
know you don't know if it goes wrong
64:15
what if that goes wrong
64:16
what if you're just muted for your
64:18
entire life yeah that's what i mean
64:20
that's the scariest surgery yeah i had a
64:23
friend who got that surgery and she
64:24
sounded progress
64:25
she died by the way about a year ago so
64:27
rest in peace
64:29
oh what yeah she's she
64:33
what the [ __ ] that was a bit of a turn
64:35
she was my best friend too actually
64:37
so jesus christ marisa yeah
64:41
okay this [ __ ] sucks the sucking
64:43
sucks i'm going to get into i don't know
64:44
if i should get into
64:46
someone's death like that well she died
64:49
though but
64:51
[Music]
64:53
it's like even funny it's not even funny
64:55
no it's not i'm saying the only
64:58
shut up the only recommended channel in
65:00
my twitch right now is her
65:03
i can't remove it i'm trying to remove
65:05
it i can't
65:06
i can't even come back from that my only
65:09
like
65:09
the in my twitch like recommended
65:11
channels is her and she's dead and i
65:12
can't [ __ ] remove it i don't know how
65:14
to remember
65:15
i tried on twitch to remove it a million
65:16
times because it makes me sad
65:18
and they're not letting me remove it so
65:19
thank you twitch for
65:21
making me feel bad you piece of [ __ ]
65:23
website i can't like
65:26
like she was pogba's but she died and
65:28
then she died
65:30
like that was really sad stop making fun
65:32
of it okay i know but you don't you
65:34
didn't sound it that's why it's
65:36
it's my accent okay you can do you have
65:39
adhd yes
65:40
how do you know it's not funny stop
65:44
laughing
65:44
i'm not she died it's not funny
65:47
very sad tweet about it too because she
65:50
helped me through a lot
65:51
the only reason i even came out as trans
65:53
was because of her
65:55
i yeah the first time i talked to her
65:56
was i passed through a street and i took
65:58
her on a video call
66:00
and i showed her my street and i passed
66:03
that street every day and i always think
66:04
of her every single time i go that
66:06
street
66:08
that's sad as [ __ ] dude she was a
66:10
professional league of legends player
66:11
she was on a league of legends team she
66:13
was trans too
66:15
what was her name oh no
66:30
oh
66:39
here i've i'm beginning
66:42
december 29th it was literally a year
66:44
ago seriously
66:53
you know what the worst part is on her
66:55
official death announcement it was just
66:57
like transphobic jokes because she was
67:00
like
67:00
consider she was like the first woman
67:03
in the lcs like league of legends
67:05
championship and she was trans so
67:07
everyone hated her
67:09
and when she died like espn made like a
67:11
tweet saying like
67:12
she passed away and everyone was like
67:14
making like funnies trans suicide jokes
67:18
the entire comment section was just
67:19
transphobic it's kind of sad to see
67:25
well that's life
67:29
she didn't even she didn't even like
67:30
commit suicide
67:33
it wasn't even suicide and still people
67:35
make suicide jokes
67:37
how did she die i don't know i wasn't in
67:40
the room
67:42
what could have been anything but people
67:45
are speculating
67:46
so it was like in hospital i was going
67:48
to meet up with her too like a year
67:50
later i think
67:52
well i i guess that's at least kind of
67:53
nice that she didn't you know
67:56
i think it was painless yeah and it
67:59
wasn't like you know she wasn't sad well
68:01
i mean she was she was saying
68:03
she was always sad that's the problem i
68:05
don't want to talk about it too much i
68:06
don't want to speak today i just knew
68:08
her as a person she was very nice
68:10
and very loving
68:14
but uh yeah she had a she had a she had
68:17
a
68:17
rough [ __ ] from rough times she had this
68:20
uh
68:21
thing where she was always in pain like
68:22
this chronic pain that you're gonna
68:24
get rid of which also [ __ ] with her a
68:26
lot
68:27
hmm i don't wanna i wanna
68:30
speculate about her life or anything but
68:33
like she was awesome
68:34
i'm sure you guys know who i'm talking
68:35
about maybe sometimes she was a league
68:37
of legends player
68:40
i played league with her sometimes not
68:50
often
69:03
how did we get to this point oh yeah
69:04
voice surgery yeah she had it she
69:06
sounded pretty awesome
69:08
i liked her voice it's so weird because
69:11
one day
69:12
one day before i was watching her stream
69:14
like we didn't talk for a while
69:16
and i literally ran and i never watched
69:18
her i mean i i watched your streams like
69:19
while we were like good friends
69:21
but we kind of had like a falling apart
69:22
thing where we didn't talk much
69:24
unless you watched her stream and one
69:26
day later she said unless she checked in
69:28
her stream i was like should i message
69:29
her probably not she was
69:30
like streaming and [ __ ] yeah she was a
69:32
twitcher and she was like you
69:34
like just i know streaming and stuff
69:36
like she was like perfectly fine and
69:38
then
69:39
i don't know if she was perfectly fine i
69:40
don't know about their mental state
69:42
there was always something going on with
69:44
everyone you never know like so a lot of
69:46
a lot of things can happen in one night
69:47
like she can die from complications of a
69:50
surgery she can die from
69:52
yeah i mean a lot of things anyways
69:55
whatever like
69:56
any any any death i we don't know her
69:58
death causes people are just speculating
70:00
i don't want to like talk about how she
70:02
died
70:02
i don't [ __ ] know but i'm just saying
70:05
only she like
70:06
didn't talk to her a lot of a long time
70:09
and then i i
70:10
watched your stream randomly popped up i
70:12
watched i checked in
70:13
i i debated of talk typing in chat and i
70:17
just closed it and one day later she's
70:18
dead
70:18
like how sad is that how how regret
70:21
regretful
70:23
why didn't i type i feel like it would
70:25
have maybe
70:26
ended differently why didn't i like just
70:29
say hi
70:32
i [ __ ] sucks
70:37
maybe this isn't a good topic for a
70:39
twitch live stream
70:43
and we um talk about it like there's
70:47
silly chili sauce it's a good sauce
70:51
i mean in all fairness that was [ __ ]
70:53
you you didn't
70:55
you know there was there was nothing you
70:56
could really do about anything anymore i
70:58
feel like i could have talked
70:59
could have talked we could have at least
71:00
talked
71:02
we could have at least talked one like
71:05
even if it was inevitable we could have
71:07
at least talked one last time
71:11
she helped me like then like i'm pretty
71:14
sure like there's a chance that i would
71:15
be dead
71:16
if we didn't talk
71:20
really yeah she was my like my first
71:22
online friend
71:24
and we talked like daddy and she was
71:26
always there for me because she was like
71:27
she's like three years older than me she
71:29
already like fully transitioned and she
71:31
was like always just like
71:32
like a guardian you know
71:35
like always there always there
71:38
whenever i had like questions whenever i
71:40
was like unsure like
71:42
she was like there and then
71:45
we just didn't talk for a while she had
71:47
this she had this weird tweet where she
71:49
was like
71:50
i'm unfollowing all english speaking
71:52
people because she wanted to like have
71:54
this
71:55
learning face where she like learns a
71:57
different language
71:59
and she unfollowed me obviously too
72:01
because i was speaking english and i was
72:02
like
72:04
i was kind of mad about it i was like oh
72:06
okay fine i was stupid
72:10
we'd already like haven't talked much
72:11
you just fall out of contact and then
72:14
[ __ ] hits you well i'm sorry you had to
72:18
lose some on this clay specialty
72:22
well her memory lives on in me and um
72:27
it's important that she
72:32
i know she still had like an impact on
72:34
my life and if i have
72:35
impact on someone else's life it's
72:37
because of her
72:40
she helped me survive she helped me be
72:43
alive and she helped me be me
72:45
so now that i'm here that's all because
72:48
of her i
72:48
carry her spirit yeah maybe i will
72:51
become a league of legends pro
72:56
not if you keep screaming at and frost
72:58
the same way
73:01
just joined who died
73:06
someone a friend
73:12
rose murdered finn
73:16
working on it quickly working on
73:18
murdering finn
73:19
really planning on how to get rid of
73:20
them what if you actually
73:22
you still got that beardy uh not with me
73:24
right now she's
73:26
downstairs doing her hibernation
73:29
she's sleeping through the winter
73:33
so i put her in a room where it's like
73:35
constantly cold because they need like
73:36
16 degrees
73:39
we need more a megal oh did i have it
73:42
i know what i could totally join your
73:44
omegle videos right i have the deep
73:46
voice and i i can do the i can do the
73:47
dude voice and i like
73:49
and i look pretty good i've i've got to
73:52
ask you about something
73:53
there was a really really highly upvoted
73:56
um
73:57
thing on like the have you ever seen the
73:59
subreddit like
74:00
slash trans you ever seen that
74:03
sure it's like it's like the trans
74:05
subreddit anyway
74:06
um it had like 4 000 upvotes it was just
74:09
a meme with me in it right
74:11
and the comments were like half of them
74:14
were on about like
74:16
the subjects of the meme and half of
74:17
them were on about like
74:19
how i compared it was something about
74:20
like the
74:22
i'll see if i can find it but it was
74:23
like uh
74:25
oh i can never have a you know a
74:28
masculine voice and
74:29
still be feminine or whatever and it was
74:31
like a picture of me because obviously
74:33
you know
74:34
your boy got the deep deeper voice than
74:36
corpse
74:37
but like it's kind of interesting to see
74:40
people's opinions on you
74:41
when they when they don't know that
74:43
you're there you know what i mean
74:46
like because obviously i usually get
74:48
pretty good opinions
74:49
i think a lot of people like me because
74:51
i'm i'm mostly very
74:53
a very honest person and i think my
74:55
opinions are mostly like
74:57
good if you know me well enough yeah
75:00
people who don't know me at all just
75:01
think
75:01
wow nice ass people who know me kind of
75:04
think i'm pretty okay
75:06
but people who like have a reason to
75:08
despise me
75:09
they go in on me like for no reason
75:12
i have like this this little like bubble
75:16
of people
75:16
who like genuinely want me dead
75:20
and it's just like it's so weird because
75:22
they're like i feel like they're like
75:23
jealous
75:24
right they're like i have this like
75:26
small following of you you know like the
75:28
4chan trans people
75:29
who are like just racist
75:33
like some of them like i i think 4chan
75:36
is fine right
75:37
i think it's a there's a good parts of
75:40
it obviously there's people who like
75:42
just want to like cause trouble or like
75:46
watch the world burn you know it's a
75:48
funny website
75:49
but then there's it's also like
75:53
it's big enough that there's also like
75:55
spots for people to just like
75:57
get in a hate circle so this my
76:00
my funny mirrors that is fake trans hate
76:02
thread
76:04
actually spawned on a [ __ ] trans
76:08
like board on subway on on 4chan
76:12
it's not a something like hateful board
76:14
or something it was a
76:15
lgbt board on 4chan
76:19
hating on me because they thought i was
76:20
a cis woman pretending to be transfer
76:23
cloud
76:23
they were thinking i had a fake penis in
76:26
my underwear that's why i don't post
76:27
nudes
76:28
their argument was why doesn't me ariza
76:30
post nudes
76:32
mir is a as so why no [ __ ] or
76:35
only possible explanation the [ __ ] is
76:37
fake
76:39
and then they were like yeah in the
76:40
videos miriza doesn't show face
76:42
so that has to be a voice actor they
76:45
thought i'm
76:46
too my body is too feminine to be trans
76:49
how how sad how you're molding
76:53
like you're actually sitting there
76:54
typing and you're balding
76:56
take some hormones bro take some
76:57
hormones that's my argument
77:00
no but seriously holy [ __ ] like how how
77:02
mad can you be that i like
77:05
like just be happy for me i guess that i
77:07
that my body turns out fine i guess
77:10
yeah like what the [ __ ] they were
77:12
actually so mad they were like this is
77:14
not possible
77:15
they were saying it's not possible for
77:17
me to have a
77:18
big hips or an ass because that's what i
77:22
mean
77:22
what is that like you're trans and
77:24
you're transphobic what the [ __ ]
77:26
like how much do you hate yourself to
77:28
project it on other people
77:30
legit people who are like yeah she can't
77:33
be trans because her ass is too big like
77:34
you're transphobic to yourself
77:36
like what how can you be so so [ __ ]
77:39
insane
77:42
right now this proves it this proves
77:45
that i'm a real person
77:46
i'm not pretending to be trans but the
77:48
next argument you're going to see is
77:50
like mary's had
77:51
learned to do a deep voice shut up dude
77:53
shut up
77:55
except that i'm out except that i'm hot
77:58
here i'm pushing up my biceps
78:02
oh yes accepted dude that's all i found
78:09
that one of their arguments was like oh
78:11
muriza is only on hormones for four
78:13
months
78:14
so how is she already completely
78:15
hairless look at this picture there's no
78:17
hair in this
78:18
[ __ ] buy a [ __ ] razor just
78:21
buy it at the store like you're insane
78:28
fortune is great if you're smart enough
78:29
to understand everyone's throwing um
78:31
well you'd like to think that
78:34
a lot of channels a lot of 4chan is
78:37
troll
78:38
but then there's this i don't want to
78:40
say a bad word but there's these
78:41
[ __ ] idiots where literally they come
78:44
onto the website and think
78:45
you know they have like some [ __ ]
78:47
problem in the head
78:49
and they think uh it's it's serious it's
78:51
all serious like they'll see like a joke
78:53
tweet like
78:54
we need to bomb let's say
78:58
let's say there's a funny joke about we
79:00
need to blow up
79:01
i don't know this funny statue in the
79:03
street
79:04
i guarantee you out of 200 people seeing
79:07
this
79:08
one person would think it's real and
79:09
actually go do it
79:11
actually like think about doing it like
79:13
most of the people are like yeah that's
79:14
a funny joke
79:16
but there's just one dumbass who it was
79:18
like what
79:19
okay i'll do it like like it's always
79:23
jokes but there's always these people
79:24
that don't understand the joke a lot of
79:26
people never get a joke
79:27
and they think it's serious you know
79:31
you know what i'm talking about yeah
79:34
it's just
79:35
if you're like a 4chan veteran right
79:37
you're like on 4chan daily
79:39
you probably know all the jokes you
79:40
probably know know all the people it's
79:42
good
79:43
it's a good website but there's always
79:44
like new people who are kind of like
79:46
just insane in the head they just think
79:49
they just think everything is serious
79:51
and they take it for
79:52
like full-on serious yeah
79:59
i just started get danger for the for
80:01
the entire like
80:03
oh two people around them i i was
80:06
looking for one thread and i found a
80:07
different one with me in it
80:09
yay
80:13
well okay uh one
80:17
kind of funny though oh there's there's
80:19
a few what the [ __ ]
80:20
just around the 3.8 k up votes mark is
80:22
really my spot on
80:23
trans subreddits apparently
80:27
nuts yeah
80:31
uh but yeah no the the the original like
80:35
the that thread that was like on about
80:38
whatever
80:39
i was just going through it was really
80:40
interesting because you often find
80:42
reasons why people don't
80:43
like you and i never heard a few of them
80:46
but like
80:46
most like literally 90 of them was like
80:49
their
80:49
you know transition goals so cool they
80:51
look very feminine and all
80:53
and whatnot right and there was one
80:54
person kind of at the end that was like
80:56
um
80:56
can we not post it was like one per it
80:58
was in all fairness it was like it had
80:59
like two up votes but still it got to me
81:02
by the way they were like can we not
81:03
post finns they're here he's just like
81:05
he's just mocking uh trans people on
81:07
omegle
81:08
and i was like oof is that a thing is
81:10
that an opinion people hold
81:12
i didn't
81:16
honestly see how you would could we how
81:19
you could be
81:20
classified as transphobic yeah i know i
81:23
could say that because
81:24
you're doing it for the shock value you
81:25
dress up as a woman and the joke is you
81:27
have a deep voice
81:29
yeah because trans women like you know
81:30
they are women and they have a deep
81:32
voice so
81:33
i could totally see this argument maybe
81:36
it's wrong you know maybe it's wrong
81:38
well no i could tell you this argument
81:40
because you're doing you drink you're
81:41
dressing
81:42
up and then you're using your deep voice
81:45
as a
81:45
as a kind of like a shock like a mushy
81:47
guy you know
81:48
that's a whole joke so if a trans woman
81:51
does it people are going to react the
81:52
same way
81:53
do people find like drag offensive uh
81:57
like i'm sure there's a bunch of trans
81:59
people who don't like drag i don't i
82:01
for me i don't give a [ __ ] i don't give
82:02
a [ __ ] anything you can do whatever the
82:04
[ __ ] you want
82:05
this is something nice people being
82:07
offended by it yeah
82:08
we've i've watched like a couple seasons
82:10
of rupaul's drag race now that is a very
82:12
very very common joke that they make
82:14
which is essentially just what i'm doing
82:15
it's just like a really old joke it's
82:17
just like oh
82:18
it's really a man you know what i mean a
82:19
lot of people are finding drag offensive
82:21
um the things like crosstresses are a
82:24
thing but
82:25
what would be the counter argument
82:26
against you
82:28
is that you don't cross-dress and are
82:30
like on streaming hey i'm a
82:30
cross-dresser what's up
82:32
you're like you're like baiting out the
82:35
reaction right
82:37
wait wait no i'm i always what do you
82:39
mean when you call yourself
82:40
fake girl on your youtube videos right i
82:43
don't have anything against
82:44
but i see how people would but like
82:47
it's i've said like every time someone's
82:49
like oh you know like after the after
82:51
reaction it's just like now i'm just
82:52
cross-dressing
82:53
that's and i say it on stream too like
82:55
it's essentially just yeah yeah
82:57
that's fine that's i i mean even if you
82:59
didn't say absolutely fine in my opinion
83:01
but you see how people how like trans
83:03
people would see that as like
83:05
you're pretending to like be a woman
83:07
with a deep voice and the chalk value is
83:09
like i'm actually a guy so like
83:11
other trans people could feel that way
83:13
it's like
83:14
oh wow yeah i'm actually a guy because
83:17
what differentiates you right now from
83:19
any other trans person
83:21
i'm not a i'm not a woman yeah
83:24
but that's like that's like something
83:26
like you identify as that's not
83:28
something written on your forehead oh
83:30
you mean like
83:31
what what change like like from outside
83:34
and your voice it doesn't differentiate
83:35
you much from me
83:36
like what is different between you and
83:38
me the way i identify
83:39
otherwise we would be exactly the same
83:41
right sure you're not on hormones or
83:43
whatever but that that doesn't matter on
83:45
[ __ ] omegle video chat
83:47
i could totally be rightfully offended
83:49
by that
83:50
but i personally think it's stupid yeah
83:53
that's the same as anyone like if i
83:55
post my ass online that could be
83:57
offended that could offend someone
83:59
drags an art form not just
84:00
cross-dressing yeah definitely
84:02
but i think anything could at what point
84:04
does cross-dressing become
84:06
drag at what point does drag become
84:09
cross-dressing
84:10
and even at the same way i'm not saying
84:12
i'm doing art by anything drag us more
84:14
like you perform
84:16
if you're stressing at your performance
84:17
drag if you cross dress for
84:19
something else it's cross-dressing so
84:22
yeah that's right so it's mommy
84:24
it's not drag if an instagram like drag
84:26
queen like does a makeup for instagram
84:28
and that's it
84:28
they need to no they're obviously a drag
84:30
queen established but like drag
84:32
as a thing as like they dress up and
84:35
it's like an art that they
84:36
they perform it's like an act
84:39
i guess and if that's your content
84:43
then you probably are still a drag queen
84:45
if you don't perform
84:48
but if you're a cross-dresser i don't i
84:50
don't even like the term cross-dressing
84:51
you know what i think
84:52
there shouldn't be [ __ ]
84:53
cross-dressing it doesn't exist in my
84:55
mind
84:56
i think gender clothing does not have a
84:59
gender
84:59
you can wear this and you shouldn't be
85:01
called a cross dresser you should be
85:03
called
85:03
finn you can wear a skirt and still be
85:06
the same person you can wear long hair
85:07
you can have eyelashes
85:08
you're still the same person why is
85:10
there a label for
85:12
cross dressing why isn't there not just
85:14
skirts
85:15
for everyone to wear why isn't there
85:16
dresses for everyone to wear why is it
85:18
that if you wear pants you're a guy and
85:20
if you wear skirts you're a woman
85:21
you're not you're still thin you're
85:23
wearing a skirt you're still thin but
85:25
people call it cross-dressing but you're
85:27
still the same person
85:29
no i agree it's just like it makes no
85:30
sense it makes no sense why is there a
85:32
label for it
85:33
why can't you just wear a dress i don't
85:35
know you can still be
85:36
thin about i think 10 years away from it
85:39
that you can just wear a dress
85:41
i don't even think without that that's
85:42
what it's going on i think we're five
85:44
years away that
85:45
you can wear a dress and it's just a
85:46
dress i don't think people are gonna
85:48
classify this cross-dressing anytime
85:49
soon
85:50
true anytime soon it's not gonna be
85:52
traps it's not gonna be fanboys it's not
85:53
gonna be cross-dressing
85:54
you're just gonna be wearing a skirt and
85:56
that's fine
85:58
yeah but i like i mean i'm not dressing
85:59
feminine right now i'm wearing a skater
86:01
boy beanie
86:02
i'm wearing a naruto takashi shirt and
86:04
sweatpants
86:05
i feel like because people like the
86:07
label stuff mine though look at that
86:09
waist
86:10
line though oh my god um i feel like
86:12
because people like the labels they'll
86:14
stick around
86:15
like people like being called like the
86:17
the fanboys of twitter
86:19
like the fanboy aesthetic i think that
86:22
they'll stick around
86:23
yeah that's fine um if you identify
86:25
yourself as it that's fine but i hate
86:27
when other people call you like a
86:28
cross-dresser
86:29
because at the end of the day are you a
86:31
crossdresser or are you just putting it
86:33
on
86:35
what that's what cross-dressing is no
86:38
it's just like a gender role let's make
86:40
it to me cross-dressing is what gender
86:42
roles made
86:43
yeah i think it's just until um until
86:47
the gender roles of certain items of
86:48
clothing change then it will always be
86:50
cross-dressing eh
86:52
because it's but how about we change the
86:54
gender roles and don't call it
86:55
cross-dressing
86:56
we just call it i'm wearing a skirt
86:58
today
86:59
ah it's less what are we on there sure
87:02
you get your content out of it but in
87:04
the future
87:05
what if we just don't call it
87:06
cross-dressing you just wear it
87:08
and you don't make a big deal out of it
87:10
within the next five to ten years it
87:12
probably will be that way already
87:14
it's good good it's good it's getting
87:16
we're going in the right direction
87:18
yeah anyways i think this is for sure
87:21
our most intellectual stream
87:22
how much [ __ ] facts are we spending
87:24
today
87:26
yeah i mean how smart is this stream how
87:29
smart is this stream even though i'm
87:30
drinking that [ __ ] on and i'm probably
87:32
like a little bit
87:33
mumbling or whatever i'm pretty smart
87:35
right now
87:37
oh i've got another question about me
87:39
because i like talking about me
87:41
uh similar thing to the nose job thing
87:45
but it's not like
87:46
a strictly surgery question but like you
87:49
know how um
87:50
does do you reckon it invalid you know
87:52
how people say like photoshopping like
87:54
i know everyone does it like let's say
87:55
photoshopping pictures for instagram or
87:57
some [ __ ]
87:58
it's kind of like a little bit
87:59
disingenuous right
88:02
even like you know everyone does it but
88:04
it's still like a little bit
88:04
disingenuous when you hear my official
88:06
take
88:07
well hold on i already know where you're
88:09
going let me let me give you the
88:10
statement and then i want to hear your
88:11
opinion
88:13
right let's say if you got like let's
88:15
say if i got like
88:16
surgery right i had a nose job is that
88:19
still
88:19
a bit disingenuous like directing it
88:22
some of it's like
88:23
specialty no because then you've like
88:26
changed your body
88:27
no you are afraid to change your body if
88:29
you trim your eyebrows is that
88:30
disingenuous no that's called taking
88:32
care of yourself
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grow out your hair you're going to look
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different no problem
88:37
lose weight you're going to look
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different is that disingenuous no that's
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you know
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but listen it's always you if you change
88:47
your nose that's you if you lose weight
88:49
that's you if you gain weight puts you
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if you put makeup on that's you
88:52
if you grow out your hair that's you i
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mean i mean you get surgery
88:57
not an intellectual like should it be
89:00
this way i mean do people see you right
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now as a five-year-old child
89:03
no you were a five-year-old child at
89:06
some point but people don't think
89:08
he grew up while he's different now in
89:10
reality he was a five-year-old child
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he isn't you aren't
89:15
what you were before doesn't matter you
89:18
can change whatever the [ __ ]
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you want about you and it's not
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disingenuous because there's
89:22
no way someone's gonna see you before
89:25
let's say
89:25
you get a nose job people meet up with
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you okay that's you with the nose job
89:29
whatever was before it doesn't matter
89:32
you've missed my question
89:33
no your question was is getting a nose
89:35
job disingenuous no
89:36
it's not no like no i sure okay
89:40
intellectually sure no it's not right
89:42
like it shouldn't
89:43
or whatever right if you're gonna write
89:46
down all the reasons for it yeah sure
89:48
whatever
89:48
but like do people perceive it that way
89:52
i think they do i don't give a [ __ ] what
89:53
people perceive that's what you
89:55
shouldn't worry about
89:56
people perceive there's 10 people in the
89:58
world that would perceive you you got a
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nose job
90:01
it's not really you there is no it's not
90:04
really you that's just the people that's
90:05
just a thing that people say that hate
90:07
you
90:08
people who don't like you will say well
90:10
it shouldn't have been like this
90:12
your nose is actually bigger than it was
90:14
before it isn't
90:15
your new nose is smaller if you get a
90:17
nose job yeah it's smaller and now what
90:20
that is you it's not going to change if
90:21
they meet you in real life that's your
90:23
nose it's always going to be your nose
90:25
it's going to be stubborn it's going to
90:28
be your nose in the future it's going to
90:29
be your nose today tomorrow
90:31
forever the only thing that's gonna be
90:33
your nose is in the past and the past
90:34
doesn't exist
90:35
whatever happens in the past isn't real
90:37
it's over it never happened it's gone
90:41
the past isn't a thing it's not a thing
90:43
anymore whatever you just talked about
90:45
doesn't exist anymore all we have of it
90:47
is memories
90:48
whatever is in your brain isn't real you
90:51
understand that
90:52
whatever is real is what happens now and
90:53
what's in the future
90:55
shut up whatever happens is now whatever
90:58
happened in the past isn't real
91:00
whatever when i opened that chocolate
91:02
it's not real it didn't happen
91:03
it happened but it's not going to work
91:07
can i finish my point it's not a thing
91:09
anymore a minute ago
91:13
time is relative and the [ __ ] nose
91:15
job doesn't exist it's just a new nose
91:17
okay understand whatever you look like
91:20
before there's no difference
91:21
you are you now you're you from the
91:23
future whatever it happens now is the
91:26
past whatever i just said
91:27
now is gone okay your laugh right now
91:30
is gone in five seconds it never
91:32
happened it's
91:33
it's forever gone it's forever gone
91:35
whatever is real
91:36
is the future and if your future is a
91:39
smaller nose
91:40
then that's how it's gonna be there is
91:41
no you're faking it
91:47
life's a simulation and i'm a hacker
91:50
that's it
91:51
that's what it's going to be i
91:54
understand
91:54
you the past is not real it's never
91:58
gonna happen again
92:00
do you understand me not in the
92:01
slightest
92:03
maybe you should have a drink but listen
92:06
the past isn't real it's a fact it's not
92:09
real it's gone
92:10
oh that's so funny if you haven't look
92:12
at this you have a mug
92:15
stop laughing at my [ __ ] point okay
92:18
you have a mug on your table
92:19
and it disappears it's gone and it's not
92:22
real anymore
92:23
we had a conversation and it's gone now
92:25
all we have of it is a memory
92:28
it is not in this reality anymore
92:30
whatever
92:31
we have of it right now is just a
92:33
thought
92:34
this conversation we had is gone we had
92:37
it
92:38
and it's gone all we have of it is a
92:40
[ __ ]
92:41
memory if i have a memory of your big
92:44
nose
92:45
it's not your real nose it's a memory of
92:47
it your new nose
92:49
is small so a getting a nose job would
92:51
not be disingenuous
92:53
that's my point i rest my case i'm
92:54
pretty smart
92:57
holy [ __ ] i'm actually i'm actually the
92:59
smartest person
93:00
tell me right now chad chad was that not
93:02
a big point
93:04
is that my big point is that not a good
93:06
point i'm
93:08
yeah i said it four different times
93:09
because you wouldn't [ __ ] get it
93:11
because you have laughed at it four
93:13
times but your laugh right now is in the
93:15
past and it's not real anymore
93:16
oh my god all i have of it is a memory
93:18
your argument put in two sentences
93:21
is the past doesn't exist and the past
93:24
does not exist
93:25
in fact the past doesn't does not exist
93:27
the only thing that
93:28
exists is right now and right now
93:30
already doesn't exist anymore because
93:31
right now it's over now we are in the
93:33
next moment and in the next moment
93:35
everything we have of five seconds ago
93:37
is in memory it's not i feel like we
93:39
could hear
93:40
any mushrooms no do you understand that
93:42
whatever happened
93:43
five seconds ago is not here anymore
93:46
it's not there anymore
93:48
whatever is real is what happens in the
93:50
moment
93:51
this is a real deep answer to does
93:54
photoshopping instagram pics make it
93:56
disingenuous
93:58
i photoshopped some of my pigs i
94:00
photoshopped my face
94:01
i photoshopped i i use the instagram
94:03
filter i use a snapchat filter
94:05
but who gives a [ __ ] that's the idea of
94:08
me online
94:08
this right now what you see of me is me
94:11
in reality
94:12
i'm wearing a little bit of eyeshadow
94:13
and fake eyelashes that's
94:15
all that's different about me this is
94:16
still my nose this is still my lips and
94:19
my teeth
94:19
my eye shape is the same these are my
94:22
eyebrows
94:23
if i take a picture of myself on
94:25
instagram and i make my lips a little
94:27
bit bigger
94:29
are you gonna care are you gonna marry
94:31
me in the future are you gonna care like
94:33
wow
94:33
that's not what i expected you to be no
94:36
you're not
94:37
it doesn't [ __ ] matter to you it
94:38
doesn't matter to anyone
94:40
all right i'm i'm gonna take this
94:43
brilliant opportunity to go to sleep
94:44
because i'm getting real tired
94:46
you're going to sleep yeah i said i was
94:48
going to go to sleep but like a decent
94:50
time
94:50
so i could get up in the morning i've
94:52
got a lot to do well do 20 more minutes
94:54
and it's
94:54
it's midnight and you guys because i've
94:57
got to like go to all i gotta wash my
94:59
face brush my teeth
95:00
we gotta go to bed
95:03
call me when you lay down call me when
95:04
you lay down
95:06
there i'm gonna end streaming uh about
95:08
30 i think
95:10
it's been fun guys say goodbye can i put
95:13
you on the stream for a second
95:14
no pronoun i'm wearing a bathrobe
95:18
well don't move right now do do your
95:20
best pose do your best post i'm just
95:21
gonna show you on my webcam
95:26
that's there you go there is there is
95:28
finn show your funny face
95:32
there you go there you go nice
95:36
goodbye boys goodnight boys say
95:38
goodnight to finn
95:39
say goodnight to my wife good night
95:42
goodbye
95:43
good night good night uh i
95:46
love you but as a friend nothing love
95:48
you but as a friend
95:49
love you but as a friend and so much
95:53
so much so much so much as a friend see
95:56
you boys
95:57
peace peace
96:00
well there you go now uh you can all
96:02
leave because finster is gone