00:00
your face do that thing my face my oh
00:02
yeah i got hit in the face with like a
00:04
ball
00:05
and like a a rubber like a oh [ __ ]
00:08
okay this is gonna go away hey i'm gonna
00:11
post in disco real quick
00:12
uh that we're live i have no idea if the
00:15
sub goals
00:16
even remotely act accurate hold on let
00:18
me post the discord
00:20
[Music]
00:21
that's the wrong channel holy [ __ ] hold
00:24
on
00:25
charlie's never been on anything before
00:27
you haven't even been on a video before
00:29
have you haven't
00:30
i don't like you shut up
00:33
oh yeah time to introduce i've uh so
00:36
millie was uh
00:37
millie shannon uh marisa all people that
00:41
i have met
00:42
semi recently or re-met against semi
00:44
recently like we didn't really know each
00:46
other too well
00:47
however me and charlie uh have been
00:49
friends for like
00:52
too long two or half too long like since
00:54
the middle of high school and we've
00:56
carried on being friends like
00:57
five six years yeah like six
01:00
seven six seven years so
01:04
clearly there's a
01:07
bit of a rivalry but uh
01:10
i thought i didn't i thought the only
01:12
way that you probably understand
01:13
what uh part charlie plays in all this
01:15
oh [ __ ] did a lot of people lose the did
01:17
a lot of people lose the draw did you oh
01:20
they did
01:21
wait oh 21 000 people 21 000 points
01:24
gone into the into the nothingness hello
01:27
because they all bet that i'd be late
01:29
and i wha i was late but i wasn't as
01:31
late as they said i was gonna be
01:33
so it's fine i get yeah yeah [ __ ] you
01:36
people you little
01:37
yeah little garbage pet look there
01:39
there's there's them
01:40
they angry well you know slightly hello
01:44
brother on youtube you're different what
01:46
shut up
01:48
is doing great anyway that's great uh
01:51
yeah charlie's uh charlie's been my
01:52
friend for ages and uh i
01:54
feel like it's the best way to introduce
01:56
her as to remember every single time
01:58
you've ever asked me oh how did this all
02:00
start you know how did you start
02:02
getting just start you know
02:05
getting all you know dressing like a
02:08
girl and [ __ ] well
02:09
charlie charlie is the reason why
02:11
because you know
02:13
yeah every time when i ever tell when
02:14
every time i tell this story i start off
02:16
with like
02:17
it was a toy car on this i start off
02:19
with i've got adhd
02:27
i always start off with like um
02:31
i always i always start off with yeah
02:33
ever since i was in high school i always
02:34
had like there was always like girls
02:36
trying to put makeup on me and [ __ ]
02:38
she's what she's the she's the girls and
02:41
it's the girls
02:42
everyone yeah a few other people yeah
02:46
i was the start of it seven months holy
02:48
[ __ ] nice thank you for the seven month
02:50
subscription
02:51
hello oh is this stream now is this uh
02:53
twitch twitch notifications coming
02:55
through hello
02:58
don't worry it takes like two minutes
02:59
for like stream notifications to come
03:01
through
03:02
uh why would you buy an idiot why would
03:05
you
03:07
i don't know i didn't buy me well you
03:08
probably could
03:13
looks like anyway oh wait let me see how
03:16
accurate the sub thing is i
03:17
predict it's not accurate at in the
03:19
slightest
03:21
let's find out that's still fine
03:25
okay yeah we're like yeah it's not good
03:27
okay good
03:28
it's like 2 60. i don't know whether a
03:31
[ __ ] i'll change it
03:32
don't worry about it this is all going
03:33
to be confusing i don't care okay
03:35
simp goal yeah it's my simp goal that's
03:38
how many simps i have
03:40
oh i have many i can tell
03:43
i have so many i've seen your dms oh god
03:47
dude i only just recently learned that
03:49
reddit had
03:50
a dm feature and oh my god it's all
03:54
horny
03:54
it's oh wow i've capitalized
03:58
shut up i can't type with these names
04:01
i can't type with this i don't care
04:04
i can't type with these nails you want
04:06
me to do it no
04:07
what is that [ __ ] typewriter it's my
04:10
keyboard of choice
04:12
it's my
04:18
it's in the wrong place shut up no i'm
04:20
not gonna
04:22
okay it ends after 12
04:25
30 30. oh no 25 christmas
04:29
the months are backwards because this
04:30
software is american i know
04:32
so sorry we play so far why would you do
04:35
month
04:36
day yeah no no no they're like
04:40
they also used to make the metric system
04:42
too oh no we use the map
04:47
i woke up at 10 okay that's a lot
04:49
earlier than i usually wake up
04:57
oh hell yeah thanks for three months
04:59
wait wait was that oh wait is that a
05:01
joke oh it's not a jeff bezos
05:02
subscription thank you though thanks for
05:04
the one month
05:04
so three months with tier one thank you
05:07
did you know that on oh
05:08
charlie let me introduce you to
05:09
something did you know that um if you
05:11
have amazon prime
05:12
you can give me free money and it just
05:15
takes away from jeff bezos's money which
05:16
is fine
05:19
how do i do this so it's rose's mom wait
05:22
what so it's rosie's mom
05:28
they thought you're my mother you're
05:30
gold no she won't stand
05:32
wait stand up hold on the chair makes us
05:34
look almost the same height but stand up
05:37
i'm so tall tell me dude am i not so
05:41
tall i'm like seven foot
05:43
you're the only person that makes me
05:44
look tall you're the tall one i'm
05:47
definitely not the smaller
05:49
i'm just tall know finn had helium
05:52
so oh yeah so i've got i've got
06:18
you're so small you're so [ __ ] tiny
06:21
what the [ __ ] four foot nothing anyway
06:25
shotgun the helium so uh audio alert
06:28
messed up uh
06:29
is it oh yeah sorry that's how you die
06:31
sorry about that i'll fix the audio
06:32
uh yeah she's not here to uh she's not
06:34
here to pierce my ears by the way she's
06:37
here
06:37
because she's going sure they want me to
06:39
pierce my eyes
06:42
no i know no one does because that'd be
06:44
try you're no
06:46
pain
06:54
if you were to poke a needle through
06:56
your ear
06:57
[Music]
06:59
still is charlie confirmed to be rose's
07:03
first simp
07:04
charlie was the first uh maybe not first
07:06
simp but charlie's
07:08
the first i have never seen you were you
07:10
the first person to ever
07:12
put me probably probably
07:15
damn it man i'm trying to play cyberpunk
07:18
yeah too bad i don't give a
07:19
i don't care i've already got so punk
07:21
downloaded i really want to play it but
07:22
i just
07:22
i don't want to yet i don't want to get
07:24
maybe i'll save for a different stream
07:25
maybe i'll do it after
07:26
after charles leaves but maybe i want to
07:28
play cyberpunk real bad i
07:30
installed it overnight yesterday i just
07:31
really wanted there's an echo from text
07:33
speech i know
07:34
okay so uh all right let me turn this
07:38
one off because i'm just permanently
07:39
looking at like a 30 second delay as
07:41
charlie's going to attempt to do my
07:43
makeup okay turn up to text turn up
07:45
text-to-speech
07:46
and there you go i turned it up by a
07:49
couple
07:49
decibels couple db charlie's gonna try
07:52
and do my makeup
07:54
get customization
08:23
bitching about it being it's so cold i
08:26
know
08:27
that's better i feel that i feel that
08:29
can i stay on for a few seconds
08:31
anyway uh that's a nice link with you
08:34
guys wait what
08:35
uh bigger stickers bigger stickers
08:37
biggest thickest okay
08:40
makeup do you want to do it this you're
08:42
kind of stacked up against either i'm
08:43
going to put something
08:44
that's like so rude no i don't care
08:46
about you that much to make you look
08:48
good
08:49
i'm gonna i'm gonna say um
08:52
if you can make me look if you can make
08:54
me look better than eda did
08:56
there's a grand prize
08:59
[Music]
09:00
three dollars cyberpunk is awesome
09:04
thank you charlie should attempt to
09:06
cyberpunk
09:09
yeah now i can pay for the grand prize
09:11
thanks stuff what's up link's awesome
09:14
style what's a cyberpunk style i haven't
09:16
seen it
09:18
cyberpunk i mean
09:21
i don't really it's like kind of what's
09:23
that images
09:25
i mean i mean it's very bright it's red
09:29
that one has [ __ ] red eyes doesn't it
09:32
it's got laser eyes though i don't know
09:33
whether you can quite
09:34
do that's why you're gonna say yellow i
09:37
mean
09:38
i don't know whether it's really a style
09:40
there's more like what does she have
09:42
black she just has black it doesn't even
09:44
look very good does it
09:46
and orange eyes yeah you can't put back
09:49
on my eyeballs
09:51
i wouldn't enjoy that charlie does make
09:54
up and finds an outfit
09:56
[ __ ] i don't want you to find an outfit
09:58
i was i was pretty content on wearing my
10:00
hoodie to be honest with you my hoodie
10:02
and joggers
10:06
[Music]
10:12
i still have not come to quite uh i
10:15
still don't entirely
10:16
oh yeah you do eye shadow first like a
10:18
string like a weirdo
10:20
it makes sense there's no form oh yeah
10:22
there's no way
10:23
i've tried that's fine that'll that'll
10:26
be fine
10:27
every time i beat me off it's kind of
10:28
fine let me move uh let me move chat
10:30
real quick hold on
10:33
chat to them that makes sense because
10:35
i've been looking at the delay
10:38
what i'm gonna do what are you doing
10:41
i'm putting it there why because it
10:43
looks cool
10:44
it means i can see over the monitor not
10:46
girly enough i don't care let him wear a
10:48
hoodie
10:48
yes that is correct please in the back
10:51
is so [ __ ] cool
10:52
we're like wait what flash you're a
10:55
catfish wait what is
10:57
the lights in the back oh there's this
10:59
weird mother there's this weird thing
11:01
on camera they look like they're
11:02
blinking right the green looks like it's
11:04
flashing on and off on and off
11:06
it's not in real life they're static
11:09
they're they're not changing it's you're
11:11
such a catfish you're like
11:13
i know but it makes me just what is the
11:16
question like
11:17
it makes me question what like what is
11:19
real
11:20
that's not the trend he's the way to
11:22
laugh baby i've taken a video of it once
11:26
oh it's hold on two thirds of the way to
11:28
the
11:29
wait till our subject thanks for the oh
11:32
it's a jeff bezos sub thank you for the
11:33
prime mike
11:34
thanks for the six months prime matrix
11:36
confirm this is the break in the
11:38
simulation
11:39
it really look they're flashing look
11:40
look at how much they're flashing but
11:42
that
11:44
they can't see so they don't know oh
11:46
dude i don't know
11:47
led frequencies a little faster than
11:49
camera shutter speed but why do they go
11:50
like that and why does some of them not
11:52
yeah i don't get where the other ones
11:53
are and that's what's bugging me yeah
11:55
it's only the green and the blue
11:57
no the red you should have used the rose
11:59
lights i sent rather than those scuffed
12:02
xmas
12:02
ones
12:08
okay you shouldn't use the first slides
12:12
what oh no stop i've got those ready
12:14
charlie pictures
12:15
right i think i'm gonna what i'm gonna
12:18
chat right
12:20
they want they want an outfit yeah i
12:21
know i guess stuff
12:23
uh i've got like i've got your lights
12:25
right here
12:26
oh they're cute wow should you put them
12:29
on your head
12:30
why would i put no there's this too many
12:33
lights
12:34
just glow like the angel you are oh
12:36
thank you no
12:38
i don't know how to unwrap all these you
12:40
child
12:44
you stupid no that's not even how you do
12:46
it it is
12:47
is it you're not doing it since we have
12:50
the creator of rose here she should get
12:52
to choose make up an
12:54
outfit jester confirm the wonderful job
12:57
she has done
12:58
she's doing the makeup i okay fine fine
13:02
fine it was fine give me the give me the
13:04
end this is the
13:10
well i'm not entirely sure how i'm going
13:11
to plug it in i don't know i'm going to
13:13
plug this in
13:15
because this is on top of that sit on
13:18
your shoulders
13:19
okay we'll do this later we'll do this
13:21
later
13:22
i'll set it up later because i can just
13:24
plop it on top of the shelf oh yeah
13:26
i put up a [ __ ] shelf i completely
13:28
forgot this is new to you i haven't
13:30
streamed since i did this i put up a
13:31
shelf
13:32
i know but i put up a shelf i'm not
13:35
gonna be able to see the lights these
13:36
are on top of the shelf
13:37
well i know but then i can just switch
13:39
them whenever i want
13:40
because i've got a shelf i'll just put
13:42
the lights on top of there when i need
13:44
to film a regular video and then i keep
13:46
so you can be a female laura and then
13:48
yeah that's why i've got two different
13:49
chairs
13:50
i can switch it up shelf park dude
13:52
you're sitting on the face
13:54
charlie you have permission to make my
13:56
door to look like a salute
13:59
just this once for fun you're asleep i
14:03
thought i'm taking a picture why does it
14:04
want my face like this for me to take a
14:05
picture
14:10
hold on one one
14:14
shelf look how good my shelf looks it
14:16
cuts out the wire that was running down
14:18
there it's great
14:20
same thing for my favorite twitch girl
14:22
six months
14:23
pogba no it's literally in the desk
14:27
it is move it forward i just moved it
14:29
forward move it forward
14:33
so i just learned something that's fine
14:39
hopefully that's okay hold on
14:43
come on you bastard i broke it come on
14:46
you bastard
14:49
hold on this will work eventually
14:54
nailed it nailed it oh my god teamwork
14:56
teamwork makes the dream work boy
14:59
wow what about just trash on the floor
15:01
every year are we doing work for
15:02
christmas
15:03
you have red nails i'm nervous okay
15:06
christmas red time i guess
15:07
now it's falling or
15:10
did you the other day did you have snow
15:12
the other day
15:14
i apparently i did ruby texted me yeah
15:16
so imagine i'm so
15:17
in that's where we did that yep
15:20
[ __ ] um smelly cat snow dudley had
15:23
snow
15:29
oh wait you didn't get any snow oh you
15:30
suck what are we doing
15:33
oh wait i have an idea what are you
15:35
doing zooming
15:37
mainly wait go that way a bit more no no
15:42
no i want my spotlight okay why does it
15:45
want to focus on the
15:47
rose so badly it wants to focus on me
15:51
every time i know because
15:56
watch oh my god i ruined him
16:00
it loves me loves me
16:04
okay you're facing the wrong way
16:12
you need your face this way oh my god
16:15
this is very red
16:16
yeah no [ __ ] i like i believe that's why
16:19
they call it red
16:20
oh it's not cold bro it's got her name
16:23
what
16:24
[Music]
16:26
okay i can't see your face this is so
16:29
awkward
16:29
thank you yeah where did i see you i
16:32
forget that you have hooded eyes so i
16:34
have to get
16:35
yeah you kind of like usually at least
16:38
the
16:39
fade of it ends at the eyebrow to be
16:41
honest with me
16:42
i'll fade out with a different remember
16:44
there is
16:46
there's like quite a lot on the line
16:47
here if you beat
16:51
that's so selfish you know what just for
16:54
you i'll make it three pounds
16:56
which is about three three dollars and
16:58
seventy cents
16:59
wow i can't just eat one eye cheese
17:04
well i like the ability to see oh
17:07
why are you squinting stop it
17:10
i will smack it in the face oh my god
17:13
i'd be great man closed
17:15
stop doing that i'll smack your
17:28
i don't know i can't see your legs what
17:31
are your weights
17:33
what am i supposed to do with them sit
17:35
on them
17:36
yep thank you like a female does who
17:39
does this
17:40
no one look at me with my legs spread
17:43
manscaping that's a different thing
17:47
man spreading is what i meant
17:50
have you ever like put nutella on toast
17:54
what man spreading
18:00
it's red i'm just doing red this is all
18:02
i've done it's done now
18:05
i'm gonna do a red look today it's all
18:08
red
18:09
and that's the red look done the
18:10
foundation is red
18:12
everything is right i'm gonna make you
18:14
look like a demon hey
18:16
like uh like how minks uh wants to look
18:21
i'm done with red that is very quite red
18:23
it's very red
18:24
wow you might have gone out a little bit
18:26
far on that one i know i'll wipe it it's
18:28
fine see
18:29
yeah the benefit yeah she was pretty she
18:32
was pretty um
18:33
what's it called pretty insistent on
18:35
doing the eyeshadow first
18:37
yes that is a nuts that's not that's so
18:39
pretty that's so colorful it's so pretty
18:41
isn't it there's the same shade of pink
18:43
twice
18:44
it looks like this they look the exact
18:46
same
18:48
what's it called i'm gonna do black
18:53
really yes okay
18:58
charlie's actually semi-okay at makeup
19:01
don't say that you'll pick me up and
19:03
then i'll be like and then you'll come
19:05
out with a black eye
19:06
yeah i mean you're putting black on my
19:08
eye exactly you'll come out with a black
19:10
eye yeah
19:15
but you know you also haven't done
19:19
you know you really haven't done my
19:20
makeup in years have you i know
19:22
this is gonna yeah this is the only time
19:25
i've kind of like
19:26
been yeah fine with it
19:32
cute okay didn't sound sarcastic
19:36
no no don't look at yourself
19:40
i'm sure this will work out fine i'm
19:42
sure it will
19:46
spin holy [ __ ] that was really [ __ ]
19:50
trippy
19:53
here is three dollars to charlie i feel
19:55
like i love her already i love her
19:58
energy
19:59
she needs no no no you give it that's
20:02
that is the equivalent of giving like
20:03
the kid
20:04
that came in last place the prize that's
20:06
so rude
20:07
[Laughter]
20:09
no she's got to earn it first she's got
20:11
to win do we need
20:12
oh my god stop looking i won't i'm sorry
20:15
i'm sure you'll make it all better
20:17
i'm sure it will look beautiful uh-huh
20:21
it all looks so much better i don't
20:23
actually know if these colors go
20:24
together but we'll find out
20:25
i could have gone i could have gone more
20:27
subtle but i'm not
20:30
because i am not a subtle person i'm not
20:32
used to hoodie dies this is so weird
20:35
yeah i feel like i'm just like you want
20:38
to be right
20:39
you want to break oh no try so i can see
20:41
it i'm going to brag a bit more about
20:43
all your non-hooded eyes
20:46
i don't have that hoodie of an eye it's
20:48
not that bad
20:49
my camera does not like my focus at all
20:58
if you've never seen frozen no i really
21:01
haven't actually
21:02
it's been one of those movies that i've
21:03
been meaning to watch and just never did
21:05
it's the guy who goes big summer black
21:07
well no
21:08
okay well i don't know the guy so i also
21:11
forgot to do your eyebrows before
21:12
originals
21:13
we can do it after it's fine i'll work
21:15
with it i didn't
21:17
even conceal anything no i just went
21:20
straight in
21:21
camera nervousness no not giving a [ __ ]
21:25
not caring okay
21:28
real fast you just have to really
21:29
compete on the eyeshadow game i think uh
21:33
it's really hard to do kind of the other
21:36
stuff
21:36
without knowing how it looks like on
21:38
camera
21:39
so that's kind of okay
21:43
not i don't like his palette it doesn't
21:45
blend james
21:47
holy [ __ ] i've decided
21:52
we don't make mistakes just happy little
21:54
accidents
21:55
it seems like a bit of a happy big
21:57
accident right now
21:59
you're a happy big accident
22:03
you're an accident oh okay here
22:05
charlie's energy is infectious
22:08
she is bubbly and does not hit you not
22:11
win
22:12
i was literally telling her about this i
22:14
was telling her about this before
22:15
like i saw it yeah but i was telling her
22:19
about it i was
22:20
yeah i was telling her about it before i
22:22
might stop blinking
22:25
hilarious that you think she doesn't hit
22:27
me
22:28
okay behind the camera you don't only
22:31
because that you were four
22:32
foot and i would destroy you that's one
22:35
just over i'd win
22:36
[Laughter]
22:39
i'd win in every fight that's why she
22:41
doesn't do it here's five dollars for
22:43
charlie keep
22:44
up the good work it's beautiful isn't it
22:46
we'll see
22:47
so great we're going to find out later
22:49
on
22:52
what helium yes i'll show you in a
22:54
minute though after we're done with
22:55
uh this because you have to sound a
22:58
little like a girl
22:59
of christ yeah it's going to be so tiny
23:02
yeah i use that for like freckles and
23:04
[ __ ] oh yeah that makes sense
23:05
yeah i can't find the brush that i want
23:08
in mine so i need to search for yourself
23:10
just use a beauty blender thing
23:12
oh wait i think i used i need this one
23:14
wait see that one at the very end
23:17
fine you are doing concealer
23:20
i'm doing it on your eyelid lad
23:25
looks like a girl equals different
23:27
outfit why do you hate doing my outfit
23:28
it's good it's an x-men hoodie dude
23:30
it's a cute it's a cute hoodie it's an
23:32
x-men hoodie it's a female hoodie it's
23:34
an x-men hoodie
23:36
yeah ex exactly x-men because we hate
23:38
men
23:41
men all said
23:45
but we do hate men we do hate men
23:47
because we all hate men
23:56
still to charlie every small girl needs
23:59
her at all best friend
24:00
so they can be mean girls
24:06
charlie's got the energy of a chihuahua
24:11
or bad boy halos no i didn't
24:14
you giggled i i
24:31
you coughed in the car once and now
24:32
again i know
24:34
two times in a day now after you made me
24:37
laugh it's disgraceful
24:39
i'm sorry how dare you i'm so funny it's
24:41
so rude to be honest
24:43
it's really important it's
24:50
i also forgot to do something before
24:52
doing it's going well
24:54
i'm loving it i can't see it yet is it
24:55
going well is it going world chat
24:58
beautiful
25:13
it's going well it's gonna be to fly
25:15
three
25:16
three three pounds on the line oh i
25:19
don't know if i can
25:20
you know how much that can buy you in
25:22
greg's
25:23
oh actually quite a lot at least the
25:25
gingerbread oh
25:26
three gingerbread three if you're like
25:27
me fortunately
25:29
three gingerbread man and a chicken mate
25:33
yeah hell yeah did you get the chicken
25:35
back for free
25:36
because you [ __ ] because the person
25:38
can't
25:39
tell between gingerbread and chicken
25:41
bake i'm not going to look at it yet
25:43
i i do want it to be a surprise it looks
25:46
kind of cute
25:49
on camera i'm going to look at the cat
25:51
i'm going to close my eyes and look at
25:52
the camera
25:53
what's it look like looks that's not an
25:57
awe-inspiring reaction
25:58
it's awe-inspiring that's what it looks
26:00
like yeah
26:01
it's all full oh
26:04
it's awesome yeah yeah loving life
26:08
i need to stab you in the eye now oh
26:10
yeah
26:11
so charlie's also the person that we go
26:13
and get their nails done with right
26:15
which i have new nails and so does she
26:17
uh whoo
26:18
but uh do you have this glitter isn't
26:21
working
26:22
not really
26:26
it's fine i'll work with it why are you
26:28
using your finger because
26:30
it goes on better the finger is the most
26:32
is the first brush that humans ever
26:34
invented
26:35
exactly it looks cute in person maybe
26:37
not so much on camera
26:39
in the caveman times when um
26:42
when they were first doing their makeup
26:44
they used their fingers
26:46
you know when they were using the james
26:48
charles eyeshadows well james charles
26:50
had came out with the eyeshadow but not
26:51
the brushes
26:52
yet oh how stupid yeah caveman times
26:55
were kind of like
26:55
i it's kind of hard hard to think about
26:58
it now just having the james charles pal
26:59
uh just the palette and not the brushes
27:03
it's really hard to work with your eyes
27:04
because i had it open let me see it
27:07
i can't see any of the work you
27:09
literally can't see
27:12
you need to just close your eye for it
27:14
to work yeah i'm just going to make it
27:15
extra at the bottom because you have
27:17
hooded eyes
27:18
but i need to do the rest of the makeup
27:19
folder okay
27:22
this is gonna work so well if it's too
27:24
dark and weird we just say it's
27:25
cyberpunk
27:26
yeah i just need to draw a line in your
27:29
face
27:30
don't do that i feel like that a good
27:33
badly
27:34
what do you mean i'm perfect
27:42
i forgot which one was yours and which
27:44
one was mine now so my one's anything
27:46
that's morphing but i also had morphe
27:48
oh yeah you just put them on the same
27:50
pile oh [ __ ] well we'll figure that one
27:51
out later
27:52
it's okay charlie worst case you just
27:55
pick out a [ __ ] outfit and you will
27:57
still win
27:58
no idea i feel like i'm facing the wrong
28:02
way now you are
28:03
i am doing your eye there we go spin
28:07
problems i feel like you know the oh it
28:09
stopped it stopped focusing again
28:11
you know the pieces of clay on the
28:13
pottery reel
28:15
hello it's not working it's not focusing
28:18
hello [ __ ] which word i'd love to
28:21
correct it but i'm uh trying my best not
28:23
to look
28:23
there we go it's focused now there we go
28:25
this needed my face on the main bit of
28:26
camera
28:27
it loves you unlike your mother i
28:33
i'd set it to or i set it off auto focus
28:35
but then
28:37
it's worse yeah i could tell it's kind
28:39
of better this way
28:40
you need to turn slightly
28:46
you [ __ ] it up already it's great it's
28:49
going well
28:50
i just heard a breath of going come on
28:55
i mumbled under breath oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
28:59
every time i do my makeup ah [ __ ] [ __ ]
29:02
it
29:02
[ __ ] it i don't care enough i've kind of
29:04
gotten into like a good
29:05
um good good pace now with doing mine to
29:08
be honest with you yeah
29:09
i enjoy doing it i can only usually be
29:11
bothered to do it on one eye
29:13
you know the photos i sent you yesterday
29:15
i just wore the wig that did it over the
29:17
eye
29:17
oh [ __ ] and then just did one eye of my
29:19
makeup because i'm a lazy look because
29:21
i'm a lazy [ __ ]
29:23
it's great okay you censored [ __ ] to say
29:25
[ __ ] because i'm a lazy what can't say
29:27
i can't say [ __ ]
29:28
anyway [ __ ] no i just
29:32
saw something
29:37
i said a precedent of saying anything
29:39
that i would like
29:40
two months are out on words that people
29:42
do know two months let's go i wish i
29:44
could see your name but i can't
29:46
i'm gonna look at the just the thing
29:48
demo let's [ __ ] go demo
29:50
let's get it thanks for this thanks for
29:52
the sub what was it what uh
29:54
one month let's oh no two months on twit
29:56
uh tier one let's go
29:58
well i didn't get one two it's a it's
30:00
the first tier
30:01
like what like that
30:03
[Music]
30:05
first year of subscription i'm gonna do
30:06
like so i've been wanting to do a like
30:08
just for subs i've been trying to
30:10
implement sub sub only stuff recently
30:13
like i've tried to get for the people
30:14
that play on like minecraft servers i've
30:15
been trying to get implementation in the
30:17
into the minecraft servers
30:19
uh either i'd make like a single like a
30:22
multiplayer world just for subs i'm
30:25
i don't know i'm working on ideas i'm
30:27
thinking i want to have the sub
30:28
something to do plus it'd be kind of fun
30:30
to have
30:31
everyone that played minecraft on a
30:32
server or something like that or like um
30:35
i don't know i i don't know maybe maybe
30:37
something maybe maybe you get a free
30:39
t-shirt
30:40
yeah who doesn't want your you should
30:42
just put your face on it
30:44
maybe it's just your face maybe it's
30:45
like a um you know there's like a punch
30:48
card for like coffee and [ __ ] right
30:50
if you're like yeah a loyalty card if
30:52
you sub for like four months then you
30:53
get a a shirt or something
30:55
mm-hmm let me stop you in the eye
30:58
do you want my eye open yes but no no no
31:01
no i don't want it
31:02
i just want it like stretched thank you
31:06
i just want you to stretch me stretch my
31:09
arm
31:11
i heard you so wrong what
31:19
oh this is terrible this is i thought
31:23
you said that
31:24
i mean eyeshadow is genuinely the last
31:26
thing i do
31:27
i will i don't care what you do or
31:29
because i'm getting i'm really good at
31:30
it
31:31
because you're amazing at it clearly you
31:32
know i know that [ __ ] every time
31:35
it's nothing but net for me dude this
31:38
light's gone wrong but you know what
31:39
[ __ ] it i don't care enough where's your
31:42
whites oh just one of them has gone
31:44
wrong i don't know
31:54
i won't look i promise
31:59
i can't look chat i gotta look at just
32:00
chat okay i can't look let's focus on
32:02
the mic oh [ __ ] did i just do that okay
32:04
i'm just looking at chat i'm just
32:07
looking at chat
32:08
it looks literally horizontal now awful
32:10
does it really
32:12
no i'm looking at the thing i'm dead
32:15
is it better focused now yep
32:18
yep yeah okay
32:24
how about a pair of underwear with your
32:26
face on it lol
32:28
oh what a great idea or sucks but like
32:31
but then what if it's a girl or what if
32:33
it's a guy what do you mean
32:35
the underwear is different oh yeah
32:38
i mean boxes work for girls yeah boxers
32:42
kind of maybe i'll just stop uh maybe
32:45
that might be a bit weird actually my
32:46
face was underwear oh my face
32:50
i think that might be a bit weird yeah
32:51
my underwear was
32:53
a [ __ ] underwear with your face off
32:55
just my underwear that's what they did
32:57
after four months
32:59
10 months 10 months i don't know why 10
33:02
but you know
33:03
you get a sock you get a sock 11 months
33:06
you get another
33:19
but all of them have my face on it
33:20
though okay where's your
33:22
this are we using this this match your
33:24
neck this
33:25
looks really pale yeah that's me
33:29
you're not that pale i'm not you're not
33:31
that pale you're not that pale well i
33:33
just did it on your next scene right
33:35
well then again are you oh you are that
33:48
this thing does not like to focus on my
33:50
face it doesn't like your face i've
33:52
already looked at my face now oh no i
33:54
looked at my eyes it's great isn't it
33:55
yeah
33:56
it's beautiful how are we going chat
33:59
facebook okay look it looks cute
34:03
i saw like two lines in the middle of it
34:06
that's where i did that because you have
34:07
hooded eyes so i don't know where your
34:09
crease is
34:09
your cut crease so i just did it higher
34:11
but it doesn't do yeah but when you
34:13
usually go in the middle yeah but like
34:15
when you're looking like that at least
34:16
you can see this
34:17
the glitter now you know what i mean
34:20
whereas otherwise
34:20
you wouldn't be having six your eyes are
34:22
stupid all right sure
34:24
i love you but your eyes are stupid sure
34:26
you can just move
34:28
what you moved your eyebrows oh no i did
34:32
it
34:39
oh man it's kind of like you're doing
34:42
everything in the reverse order that i
34:43
usually do i don't care
34:46
i'm learning in all fairness all of my
34:48
makeup
34:49
ability has been picked up from just
34:52
people
34:52
[ __ ] telling me just m1 already four
34:55
months
34:56
geez time flies by holy [ __ ]
34:59
it does that's what i've been stop
35:01
moving your eyebrows
35:04
i won't hate you i've been seeing
35:08
i've been seeing a lot of people
35:09
recently hitting i can't move very much
35:11
so this is how this has got to go i've
35:13
been seeing a lot of people recently
35:15
have been getting higher and higher
35:17
month subscriptions
35:18
it's been really cool because it's the
35:21
only way that i know
35:22
the passing of time is actually
35:24
happening
35:27
yeah will you stop i haven't even moved
35:30
you move you lifted them up
35:33
i was surprised shocked
35:36
shot car we're on the lockdown we are
35:38
we're not
35:39
we're not anymore oh yeah we're not i
35:41
guess we're kind of at all
35:44
tier tier systems and whatever the whole
35:46
country's in two
35:47
i can go to my parents house now the
35:48
whole country's in tears
35:50
i don't know oh no that is true in many
35:53
ways
35:55
did you do that yep
36:04
[Laughter]
36:11
god you need to move forward no this is
36:20
it
36:21
it's because it's on the thing
36:26
there you go
36:30
okay i'm gonna not zoom in i'm gonna not
36:32
zoom in now
36:33
oh i'm gonna keep it zoomed in guys that
36:36
happens yeah
36:37
thanks it's so kind i'm just gonna put
36:38
my leg over here okay
36:41
there we go i can get closer i'm chairs
36:42
with a professional
36:44
professional makeup artist chairs with
36:46
arms aren't the best for doing
36:47
uh makeup and i guess no it is not
36:51
normal your eyebrows are so thin now
36:53
they used to be bushy
36:55
i know i i changed them but you made
36:58
them too thin i like thicker not really
37:00
they're not too thick no i just like
37:02
thick eyebrows
37:03
thick thick yeah it's too um
37:07
i don't know too much effort too much
37:10
effort
37:11
plus it's less to do you know what i
37:13
mean
37:13
[Music]
37:17
it autocorrects me i meant two months
37:20
it's easier to do my eyebrows
37:22
now i also corrected her she meant two
37:23
months huh
37:25
two months no they there's no auto
37:27
correct on it
37:29
that's just that misspelling thank you
37:31
demo for the two month
37:33
what are you doing step chair
37:39
you don't know that meme no oh christ
37:41
i'm sorry what are you doing step chick
37:45
no i am not a person
37:51
you use instagram don't you spend enough
37:54
time
37:54
[Music]
37:56
you don't yeah lucha is just jealous
37:59
that it doesn't have rose's backside on
38:01
it so it's playing up
38:05
it's true it's like it's like a donkey
38:07
show like [ __ ] you off yeah who isn't
38:09
jealous that you got
38:10
i have a knife please don't stop
38:13
sorry i have a knife i just want to let
38:16
you know but i have a knife i'm sorry
38:20
i don't like using this i'm gonna use it
38:22
as foundation
38:24
that's what i do i don't do it
38:25
everywhere though i literally just punk
38:27
it on
38:27
bunk it up bunk bunking bunking on a lot
38:30
of spots and then under my eyes and then
38:31
i'm done
38:32
i'm going to do dark i was going to say
38:34
i was going to do dark line here
38:36
just so you have a big black line down
38:38
your face
38:39
not with this with the different things
38:47
[Music]
38:55
[Music]
38:58
so it's a bit easier yeah i can't do it
39:00
yeah
39:01
you can do under your eye just blendy
39:03
blend i didn't
39:04
i didn't put it that close to your eyes
39:05
so you're gonna have to blend upwards
39:06
that's a look right now
39:12
but chilling killing huh your eyes don't
39:15
look that bad
39:16
do they they're just extra because i
39:20
didn't know if it showed on camera
39:22
it it it shows more on camera
39:25
i thought the opposite no see it's the
39:28
opposite of what
39:29
it used to be in the 1950s oh [ __ ] i was
39:31
born in the 1950s
39:34
sorry about that uh whole thing
39:38
i'm having a dick deck ah
39:54
three months let's go also your hair
39:56
looks so good also do you dress as a
39:59
girl off camphor data
40:02
daylight you me
40:05
uh for day-to-day life i mean i mean
40:08
within the last month yeah but not
40:11
usually no
40:12
because it's way too this is do you not
40:14
see the effort that i'm going through
40:22
your
40:24
[Music]
40:28
so does the x-men hoodie mean you
40:30
finally cracked
40:31
no but it's funny are you cracking
40:35
i mean i've finally taken crap you must
40:38
do
40:39
if you like x-men i'm sorry do you like
40:41
actually if you like x-men that means
40:42
you're on crack
40:43
right yeah so that works
40:46
it's kind of funny that you know what
40:48
that means
40:50
but we will see we will see
40:56
will we will we see
40:59
oh you have blush let's see what color
41:02
your blush do it's pink
41:04
i think if you're looking at blush yeah
41:05
i can't open it
41:07
wow oh this is very pink
41:11
it's really pink it's very pink yeah
41:13
it's like extremely
41:15
extreme pink extreme pink is the color i
41:18
go for
41:19
i need to do the underneath your eyes
41:20
but i'll do your bottoms the first one
41:22
you have
41:23
huh where's your bronzer uh
41:27
contour or bronzo bronze or bronzer well
41:30
that's
41:31
like contour that one's a bronzer i
41:33
don't like doing contour i just like
41:35
doing bronzer
41:35
it's the same thing yeah but you just
41:38
said it was two separate things so i
41:39
questioned
41:40
myself
41:46
really digging the hair charlie think
41:48
you can convince rose to die hers when
41:50
it's longer
41:51
no [ __ ] no i tried i even had a
41:55
i had a contract
41:59
legally binding that was not legally
42:01
blinding i was so legally minded
42:03
yeah whatever i wrote down on naughts
42:06
and crosses because a lot
42:07
in high school legally binding but no
42:10
i'm not going to do my
42:12
i'm not going to do my uh i'm not going
42:13
to stick to wigs
42:15
yeah it's way easier too it's so much
42:18
less damage
42:18
i love that yeah that's that's the main
42:21
thing i feel like if i didn't care too
42:22
much you can get you can dye your hair
42:24
do you not want to do like uh powder and
42:26
[ __ ] do you want to do this
42:29
i don't think that's how that works i
42:30
don't care how it looks that's that's
42:32
gross it doesn't matter it does you're
42:35
not
42:35
how long are you sitting here for you
42:37
know three hours
42:38
oh damn that's a while
42:57
boop your face again all right
43:04
it's like i can't really explain this
43:07
but you do make up like you pre like
43:08
you're pretending to know what you're
43:10
doing
43:10
you're going like i think this guy's
43:12
here i know where stuff goes i do do
43:14
makeup when i can be bothered
43:16
you know show you my i did this same
43:18
look on me but different
43:20
ah for what for no reason
43:25
the difference is i always like i have a
43:28
very clear reason why i feel like a
43:29
painter
43:30
yeah see when i do on myself i'm just
43:32
like yeah
43:34
i'm the same way on someone else
43:40
you didn't even put concealer down there
43:42
yeah i did so blemish oh yeah
43:43
i forgot me don't worry on that side
43:46
huh that was that
43:50
yeah pay attention i'm just that good at
43:52
concealing
43:57
i i do not know brown line on your face
44:01
shannon also uh did try hold on john
44:04
check it on camera first see what's
44:05
going
44:06
it's fine that's fine shannon uh
44:09
also did my makeup in a darkish
44:12
sort of way i think we remember how that
44:14
went it went real well
44:17
um so look again
44:20
because don't know i'm interested oh
44:23
that was exciting
44:24
i was like doesn't look like there's
44:25
anything there you go that's pretty good
44:32
let me do a double chin that doesn't
44:34
exist
44:41
moving my hair away i'm sorry sorry a
44:44
professional makeup artist in my
44:45
presence and i'm ruining it all
45:02
it really
45:15
especially when i'm going around about
45:16
to go oh my god
45:19
she's five foot and acts like it how
45:22
tall actually are you five
45:23
four eleven and a half
45:27
i'm just saying it's great
45:30
is there a brand no it's fine i've only
45:34
bronzed half your forehead no going back
45:37
i was making sure that the other
45:38
half but the it wasn't
45:42
that it wasn't oh you're receding
45:46
ow my feelings
45:49
i'll cover the receding not with bronze
45:51
i'm joking
45:52
i'm hurt see that's why i'm really high
45:54
in testosterone that's a proof
45:57
i'm really tired i'm really you're
45:58
really hot
46:12
either way i'm bronzing
46:15
bronzing your hair needs more color in
46:17
itself it does
46:18
it needs more brown
46:22
straddling that's what i do right that's
46:24
what professional makeup
46:26
is do yeah i'm sure
46:30
i've never met a professional makeup
46:31
artist so i wouldn't know exactly
46:34
i have you've met one i am one
46:40
okay it looks did you shave
46:43
yeah i can see the shave once yes shave
46:46
marks
46:46
you know when it's like slightly
46:47
slightly growing through yeah i'm sure
46:50
like tiny tiny bit yeah so like when i
46:52
bronzed over it just like hi
47:03
the double chin we've collected from
47:05
chinese food and pizza
47:07
yes i came up with that joke about five
47:10
minutes late but that's fine
47:12
it's fine we'll just pretend it was five
47:15
minutes ago
47:15
yes let me see let me see on this it
47:18
looks brown
47:19
i'm gonna blend blendy blendy blendy
47:22
with a powder there we go
47:25
poor i can't be bothered hmm will you
47:28
stop chewing
47:29
i want my tic tac suck on it like i
47:32
already did
47:33
i already did chew my tic tac
47:37
i did it too low
47:40
possibly mm-hmm because you kept chewing
47:43
so you cheated
47:43
your jawline looked down here so may
47:47
have done it slightly though
47:48
it's fine you look beautiful i know i
47:51
don't know as always
47:52
uh yeah i mean looked it without makeup
47:55
look it would make it
47:56
can't ruin this tent aesthetic
48:01
it's interesting it's fine yeah it's
48:03
interesting
48:04
you know what's funny is you said it
48:06
looks fine before i even said anything
48:08
you seem like you're a bit defensive of
48:09
this
48:09
you seem like you're questioning my
48:12
skills
48:12
i didn't i didn't say anything that was
48:14
the point
48:18
you do
48:25
this side this this side oh the blush
48:28
isn't that bad i was scared that the
48:29
blush was going to be like hi
48:31
yeah no i have a braided red slightly
48:37
this is so extraordinary on in in real
48:39
life
48:40
yeah why does it not look extra on
48:41
camera it is what do you mean
48:43
right see now look at it in real life
48:55
everything's like everything shows up in
48:58
different ways on camera
49:04
[Music]
49:07
remember good things come in small
49:09
packages exactly
49:12
that's why you're right it's
49:18
[Music]
49:22
i love the fact that the manly man is
49:25
complaining that someone is nt
49:27
doing her makeup right
49:31
remember to reinforce the pavlovian
49:33
programming everyone
49:35
you look great rose you look great rose
49:39
you look great repeat it again
49:42
looks great you look great you look
49:43
great i know okay
49:45
but i'm gonna use one that's called
49:47
golden rose because you are a golden
49:49
rose oh wow
49:50
oh wow i'm gonna critique this
49:54
afterwards i'm saving my critiques like
49:56
if found gordon ramsay
49:58
you're not gordon ransom i i'm the
50:00
gordon ramsay of makeup
50:01
i don't quite think so i am
50:05
you ever seen those uh give it
50:09
highlighting turn your
50:13
oh no it's not sparkling oh no i need
50:16
sparkle
50:17
oh no oh i just forgot to do you know
50:19
i'll come to you nice and spicy
50:36
what [ __ ] why it makes it like that
50:38
you're a little [ __ ] no
50:42
tt makes it better i don't like that
50:48
that's still too big
50:51
oh i use this like a see that golden
50:53
silver brush though
50:54
this one no no no what i'm pointing at
50:56
this one yeah
50:57
that's what i used before but it's real
50:59
it's real [ __ ] this is too
51:01
packed too compact there ain't much else
51:05
i'm looking
51:20
give me your nose yeah i almost went
51:22
again i wouldn't need to sit further
51:23
back
51:24
give me i just did i just
51:29
i was contouring it it feels weird to
51:32
over my eyes
51:35
okay [ __ ] it i'm closing myself
51:39
checking to see if you're studying that
51:40
stupid-ass place
51:44
terrifying it's beautiful
51:47
i don't know what you're all about i
51:50
think it's beautiful
51:52
you don't think my face is beautiful i
51:54
won't answer that
51:55
that's serious i hate you as a person
52:04
it look i'm scared a little too dark on
52:06
camera so i'm just doing it lightly
52:10
in all furnaces
52:14
there is a there is a skill of getting
52:16
stuff right on camera one which i don't
52:18
know this
52:19
i i am really good at it now okay well i
52:21
don't
52:22
need this skill in my life so even i
52:25
don't care
52:26
yeah i was doing when i was doing the
52:27
photo shoot thing originally
52:29
i knew that like on a on a proper camera
52:32
that was really really detailed then i
52:33
wouldn't want to do
52:34
as much but
52:39
[Music]
52:44
first stream also it raw
52:48
zed also it wait also
52:51
what does that mean i don't know it
52:53
means i love you in dinosaurs do you not
52:55
know
52:55
nice hair color but nice hair color but
52:58
the roots damn
53:00
i don't care oof i'm getting them done
53:03
in like two days that's true you were
53:04
talking about that earlier
53:06
she's getting it like hot pink hot pink
53:09
[ __ ]
53:09
uh hair it's like it's literally that
53:12
color the blush color pink
53:13
it's brighter than that it's a lot
53:16
brighter than that yeah
53:19
i don't know if it's too dark because i
53:20
can't tell on the camera it doesn't look
53:22
like it
53:23
no i'm just going to highlight it to
53:26
help
53:27
have a shiny nose oh yeah i've always
53:29
wanted a shiny nose he doesn't
53:33
rudolph he always wanted a shiny nose
53:37
no but the reindeers laughed
53:41
but they loved him afterwards didn't
53:43
they through shiny ass nose
53:45
i didn't highlight that i just like
53:47
highlighter this is my favorite part
53:49
i just get to make your face you've done
53:50
this three times
53:53
shiny okay it's not shiny it is shiny
53:56
i'm not in the light yet i'm making you
53:59
shiny it is shiny as hell
54:00
it's not reflected collecting the light
54:03
shut your mouth
54:04
like literally
54:11
oh lovely you're so classy red nosed
54:14
fanboy
54:16
you really know okay
54:20
i'm in the weirdest lighting condition
54:22
here
54:25
i cannot get in the right angle of light
54:28
that's because there is no right angle
54:29
of light
54:30
i look great you look beautiful in every
54:32
light thank you
54:34
i lied
54:37
definitely a different it's an x-mini
54:40
look you know what i mean
54:41
it's got some it's got a lot of red it
54:42
has a little red it's got a lot of black
54:46
other than the black see i just liked
54:49
the red to be honest
54:50
what are we doing look up like up
54:54
oh yeah i hate this bit you gotta come
54:55
in at a better angle that because you're
54:57
hitting the eyelash
54:58
look up i was hitting the underneath
55:01
oh you are not doing it looking up high
55:03
i am i can't get to it
55:06
there you go it doesn't work i'm just
55:07
gonna stop with the back of it
55:09
the blacks are a tough choice
55:12
oh my god that went too low it's fine
55:14
i'll blend it's fine
55:16
no problem um
55:25
i'm reserving my thoughts to the end
55:27
okay i don't care
55:28
what your thoughts are so it's fine by
55:32
me
55:34
it's just very extra i like extra yeah
55:39
even though i am not an extra person i
55:41
like it on other people hrt
55:42
fixed my hairline i grew it all back
55:45
yeah what did you just
55:46
say
55:58
to improve the lighting conditions
56:26
you're probably in the eye no i didn't
56:31
yeah go on it's being recorded exactly
56:34
i can prove my point chat replay you're
56:37
just a
56:42
tv
56:56
oh you're trying to get rid of the black
56:57
too yeah well it's not going to blend
56:59
out properly because you wouldn't let me
57:01
stab you in the eye
57:03
i mean it's just rude if you ask me you
57:05
can just blend with this one on this one
57:06
this one this one and it's fine which
57:09
one this one this one and this one
57:12
[Laughter]
57:14
at the brush the wrong way around
57:17
but it's gotta match the other side you
57:18
know yeah i'll do one so than the other
57:21
okay that's
57:24
it's beautiful
57:28
oh it does have to match the other side
57:44
oh that worked i think your makeup looks
57:46
beautiful
57:47
oh thank you you are the person that did
57:52
it
58:04
doubling my whole bank account
58:09
and time's in it by three i'd almost
58:13
believe it
58:15
i'm not lying at the moment
58:26
it definitely goes very hot very hard up
58:30
to the top
58:31
there's not much blending happening
58:34
there's not much blending
58:35
it stops there just like a it's just
58:37
like a start
58:38
it's very very you want me to blend into
58:40
your face
58:41
i mean it should have stopped a while
58:43
ago is what i meant oh no i like doing
58:45
like
58:45
cat eyes okay i have cat shaped eyes so
58:48
i prefer doing cat eyes yeah i should i
58:51
put should i put my hair down
58:54
put it down are we done yes oh
58:57
i can't believe it oh you need to do
58:59
lipstick you can do that
59:00
i want red i want
59:16
extension no you're not
59:21
what's this one i have done that one why
59:24
does everyone like that one so much it's
59:26
like a 19
59:27
it's like a 1950s
59:39
i'm not wearing that there's no way in
59:42
hell
59:43
that's my it's my techno lady cosplay
59:45
thing it's christmas what's
59:47
that but there's many red
59:51
okay let's
59:56
it's pretty [ __ ]
60:02
oh christ okay let me do let me do the
60:05
red first
60:06
yeah no [ __ ] what size are you
60:10
huh what size are you 12 14. medium
60:15
little medium you can tell how small i
60:18
am by me holding a medium up to me
60:23
slightly for you conservative for me
60:26
yeah i was going to say that seems like
60:28
something you'd wear maybe on an off day
60:32
yeah it seems like something you'd wear
60:33
to a grocery store yeah
60:35
if i it seems like something i'd wear
60:40
it's very conservative yeah look because
60:43
look
60:43
look how far it goes down
60:47
yeah oh yeah it's like a ball gown for
60:52
you
60:54
i'm not i need to like course it for
60:56
this [ __ ]
60:57
i'll put the corset on for you you won't
60:59
no you won't
61:00
[ __ ] why okay
61:08
yeah true hold on it's like let me move
61:11
the
61:12
do you want to swap sides for a minute
61:16
okay it really does want to focus on you
61:18
doesn't it
61:19
i told you it loves me i really do
61:25
for three months holy [ __ ] he did square
61:28
square trout thank you nurse pee pee go
61:30
horny nurse people go horny jill
61:33
yes wait do you want yeah nurse everyone
61:34
wanted to know nurse
61:36
i told you if you're gonna go slow you
61:38
might as well go slowly
61:42
how did you overline your lips
61:46
oh my
61:50
i can see you in the back of the mirror
61:53
these are [ __ ]
61:57
my hair shows so orange on the camera
62:00
yeah sure
62:01
you know what i was like i'm not orange
62:02
so i won't look orange
62:04
i realize my hair will
62:12
i need a brush for this to be honest
62:15
it's like the big question is can
62:16
charlie handle those
62:18
oh yeah heels go slowly see this is
62:23
can someone explain is this a dude or a
62:25
girl with me or him
62:28
one of us is a dude one of them is a
62:30
girl yes
62:35
[Music]
62:38
nurse is not even the sleuthing thing
62:40
she got that would be all the latex
62:42
stuff
62:43
yeah i have one latex dress
62:46
you're
62:59
named after him
63:02
oh this with the red heels
63:07
you just helped so loud i just saw the
63:10
redness oh my god i like these
63:12
if these were my thoughts i could steal
63:14
them but
63:18
yeah they're so cute i like
63:22
i like isn't this are there a different
63:28
red
63:42
look at the reds they match so perfectly
63:46
oh [ __ ] how convenient
63:50
i've decided your outfit you really want
63:52
the nice one yes
63:53
i kind of goofed it a little bit let me
63:58
see
63:59
at the side
64:02
i'm so bad say
64:06
why don't you just chuck the green ones
64:08
on the side i can't bother to fix that
64:09
any more than it is
64:21
this is my mate's version of cooking i'm
64:24
waiting
64:33
do you own a schoolgirl outfit
64:48
you do but it's black
65:06
hi
65:09
yeah dude we need to do helium so you
65:11
sound like a woman too
65:19
we'll see won't we
65:30
oh jesus christ i'm not entirely looking
65:33
forward to this i won't lie to you
65:37
oh christ he already presented
65:41
this is so dumb remind rose to tuck well
65:45
with the nurse outfit
65:46
oh oh [ __ ] me
66:03
mixed match
66:10
[Music]
66:13
hey charlie how did you meet rose who
66:16
went to high school together
66:25
rose is charlie's first angel dude
66:27
you're my first angel
66:46
yes he's doing the nurse
66:59
yeah he went down but i promise you that
67:02
i'm not finn i'm not finn
67:06
i'm not you did you know charlie get
67:10
rose to actually set up the proper ring
67:12
lights
67:13
shush has been sent she keeps
67:16
complaining about lighting and then does
67:18
nothing about it
67:39
i don't have that many embarrassing
67:40
things of him other than him just
67:43
follow the full face of makeup because
67:45
we attacked him in french
67:46
when did you discover he was a
67:48
cross-dresser what were your thoughts
67:50
i was the one who started this we had a
67:53
whole
67:54
contract thing so i made him sign a
67:57
contract to say that he was gonna
67:58
do all these random things to himself so
68:01
he decided to
68:02
uh instead of doing that contract to get
68:05
his nails done and to do makeup
68:07
so um all this started so
68:18
someone joined and thought i was you and
68:19
got really confused
68:23
so he became a full-on girl
68:30
he got nothing for it he got out of the
68:33
contract
68:34
i said how you got out of the contract
68:36
by
68:37
doing makeup and and uh
68:41
getting your nails done and then it just
68:42
kind of became a thing i mean in all
68:45
furnaces
68:45
it was like the video was really what
68:48
made me do it
68:49
so yeah exactly i remember when we went
68:53
on omegle for the first time
68:54
with you wearing makeup yeah that was
69:04
hilarious
69:08
according to rose shannon was the one
69:10
who started it
69:11
shannon was not the one who started it
69:13
you [ __ ]
69:21
and that was to get you out of the
69:23
contract no to get me to not tell your
69:25
sister
69:29
yeah no but it was also for me to not
69:30
tell you no i did it first because
69:32
to not tell your sister that you were
69:34
doing it or something
69:36
i don't know i have messages as proof
69:38
but i won't show you those
69:43
you told me this i'm waiting i'm waiting
69:58
no talk about me
70:04
charlie by ring lights we meant big
70:06
circular lights that are actually made
70:08
to improve
70:10
lighting and they could fit on the desk
70:12
like the big circle lights
70:28
and the ones he has are really small
70:32
all right in a brummy accent breweries
70:34
don't have an accent
70:36
what's alright in a bruny accent it's
70:39
just all right
70:41
all right
70:48
how's the cage going how's the cage
70:52
going
70:55
[Music]
70:56
it's not apparently you guys really did
70:59
conspire to make him a girl lol
71:01
yeah we did it was great it all worked
71:05
out see
71:07
he owes half of his fortune to me
71:13
hi charlie i was once in starbucks and
71:15
the barista d-i-d-n-t
71:17
believe my name was alex because
71:21
im a man some people get so confused
71:24
with unisex names
71:27
it's so annoying honestly like i'll be
71:29
like
71:30
charlie so you name charlotte no my name
71:31
is charlie just because it's
71:34
just because it's charlie doesn't mean
71:35
i'm a man it doesn't mean my name's
71:38
charlotte
71:53
yeah i don't know of the cage people are
71:54
asking you to explain the cage to me
71:58
what's the cage what's the cage
72:03
did you put your penis in the cage
72:10
does she know that the same person has
72:12
shipped me like four of them
72:14
four cages for what
72:18
oh penis for for your four penises
72:22
ah do you have to tuck them all when you
72:24
wear this outfit
72:28
it's very difficult
72:36
explain the contract i don't know in
72:39
this contract there was like a thousand
72:41
different things like we got
72:42
to wear loads of outfits we got the
72:44
dye's hair orange
72:46
all these different things that we made
72:47
up when we were literally like
72:49
what 12 13 and then
72:53
he signed it and then
72:57
he wanted to get out of it because i was
72:59
gonna make it come into play
73:00
are you still on this contract yeah
73:02
because someone asked me to explain it
73:04
i can explain it a lot better we're in
73:06
computer science and you're wrong
73:08
it was french that was computer science
73:09
or something no
73:11
i was some class french because
73:12
charlotte wrote it it was some class we
73:14
had together and then
73:16
you wanted to do i either you wanted to
73:18
do my nails or some
73:20
like [ __ ] my hair or something no i
73:21
don't i want to start your hair yellow
73:23
because to go with enterprise because
73:24
we're ready
73:29
enterprise the best
73:32
yeah best what was it called a family
73:35
when it's actually a ship
73:38
it's a ship isn't it
73:41
yeah like a spaceship
73:45
no i didn't mean like an actual [ __ ]
73:48
like a spaceship
73:50
yes i was voyager and pioneer and
73:54
challenger yeah
74:00
you did not know that no i didn't also
74:02
hi
74:03
this is awful
74:07
it's beautiful come show your friends
74:11
your sims
74:28
you should make him bleach his hair oh
74:31
i've tried for so long
74:32
that's how he got up they said i should
74:34
make you bleach your hair i tried
74:37
i tried to get you to die a yellow but
74:39
you wouldn't let me
74:40
no you instead did all of this instead
74:43
of just letting me dye your hair yellow
74:45
you did you did technically do my makeup
74:47
at some point yep
74:49
so technically it's fine also
74:54
why not i'm joking i'll just put you in
74:56
many different colored wigs and please
74:58
myself
74:59
do you have a yellow one i don't have a
75:01
yellow one oh
75:02
i used to have a blonde one that was bad
75:05
oh my god i need you to get you should
75:06
just kept the blonde one i could have
75:08
dyed it yellow
75:11
i'm gonna have yellow hair at some point
75:13
let's be honest i'm going through all
75:15
the different colors of the rainbow and
75:16
doing my eyeshadow to match
75:18
every photo oh now i'm just gonna do a
75:19
slideshow on instagram
75:22
so i'm gonna be like a rainbow charlie
75:41
can you wear the really high heeled
75:43
boots dude which are the really
75:45
high-heeled boots
75:47
what high-heeled boots were you all
75:48
about earlier i don't see any that high
75:51
in here
75:54
i will definitely not be out i might be
75:57
a normal height
75:59
i might be a normal height
76:02
yeah maybe actually
76:18
are you ready
76:46
that is beautiful no it's not listen
76:49
change your legs
76:50
i have five forms of [ __ ] you always had
76:52
shaved legs
76:53
oh my god this is the length of my legs
76:56
yeah i know
76:57
similar no not similar this is the
77:00
length of my leg
77:10
i know but it's still a worry so from
77:12
what
77:13
i'm hearing finn has been living a
77:15
fanfiction with every girl
77:17
he meets trying oh my god these are so
77:19
big though to turn
77:20
him into a girl oh this is going to
77:24
break my ankle
77:27
turn him into a girl what every girl i
77:29
meet tries to turn me into a girl oh
77:31
from age 12
77:35
like 13 14.
77:39
we did oh yeah 14 is about right yeah
77:41
pretty much
77:42
that's why i got into this so quickly
77:45
i was immediately yeah i was just fine
77:47
with it really quick
77:48
this is so hard not to show anyway this
77:51
is the type of outfit i wouldn't wear
77:52
with anyone else in the room
77:54
oh i don't care i'm not going to like it
77:58
i'm not going to look at your box
78:01
these are so big for me though like i
78:03
don't know for the like because my feet
78:05
move in them
78:07
okay hold on let me scoot your jawns out
78:10
the way
78:12
go on walk
78:16
because they're not working because my
78:17
feet are too small wait walking
78:19
go go back go back go back go back go
78:20
back can charlie handle high heel but
78:24
yeah you look like you're really
78:25
handling them really well
78:28
my feet are sliding back and forth
78:30
you're handling them really well
78:33
let me say one thing ponytail nurse
78:36
should we try
78:37
nah probably not okay i can't do this my
78:40
hair's kind of not great
78:41
today
78:44
oh my god these boots would literally
78:48
cover
78:49
the entirety yeah they would they almost
78:52
cover mine they're
78:53
giant there's not really a good one i
78:56
mean in all fairness you did a lot
78:57
better than a lot of people i wouldn't
78:58
say you did it though no one's
79:00
so far because my legs move my feet move
79:02
back and forth
79:06
i don't break my special heels that i
79:08
get everyone to try on
79:11
can you try i do i have there's no way
79:14
you're gonna get that up
79:15
i just tried to there's no way
79:19
it's not gonna happen you're gonna end
79:21
up breaking a zip
79:22
charlie's thighs huh my feet come to
79:25
here
79:26
yeah that's fine
79:30
so i can't walk in there no well no one
79:31
can walk there walk time oh no [ __ ] you
79:33
if i had normal sized feet i'm not i
79:35
might be able to
79:38
what happened oh wow someone redeemed a
79:41
walk i'm not walking right [ __ ] this
79:42
second you can
79:43
[ __ ] you god damn it how many of these
79:46
have how many of these have been
79:47
oh christ it's a long story how many of
79:50
those have been redeemed
79:52
how many of those have actually been
79:53
redeemed fully now
79:56
i know that's not the first time a woman
79:59
has
80:00
told f1n i'm not going to look at your
80:03
balls
80:05
ouch are you insulted
80:08
can we swap back now what do you mean
80:10
you told me to move to this side
80:11
move to that side then no i like this
80:15
side
80:15
well you just accidentally i like this
80:17
side okay
80:19
this is my favorite side um
80:22
the makeup much more firm than me more
80:25
femme
80:28
yeah the it's just extra
80:31
i like it it is really [ __ ] extra
80:33
it's a little yeah
80:34
there's a little one it's a little extra
80:36
it's a little it's a little
80:38
it's not it's definitely definitely not
80:40
the worst that i've that
80:41
someone's done by by a long shot
80:45
the eyeshadow could be better though i
80:47
cannot i could not do your eyes
80:50
no i did warn you of that holy [ __ ] 240
80:53
000 points
80:55
wait who won who won
80:58
uh which side of that one
81:02
doesn't get it
81:06
i lost three today big grip who won yeah
81:09
did i did i walk in them no you did not
81:12
win i definitely won definitely
81:14
not definitely this wouldn't be there i
81:16
like those
81:17
these i like circle classes they just
81:20
don't suit me i look like harry potter
81:22
they sue me i look like harry potter can
81:23
i draw a line at your forehead
81:25
no you cannot you
81:31
give me give me anything i give me any
81:33
any any cloth
81:37
uh another charlie give me pigtails
81:40
since you failed to do it yourself
81:42
what there's no way no yeah i can't i'm
81:44
not gonna do it also my hairs i don't
81:45
want anyone touching all my hair because
81:47
grease is [ __ ]
81:48
that i tried to do
81:50
[Music]
81:51
yeah i tried to do pigtails and it
81:53
didn't go well so there are two walks
82:02
maybe consider raising the paris for
82:04
that reward too
82:06
oh [ __ ] me okay do you want to grab the
82:07
balloons too oh
82:14
i am because i'm physically
82:17
uncomfortable i mean of course in a
82:18
short ass dress i want to be moving too
82:20
much and my hair's down
82:21
you just say like yeah
82:27
they gave me all pink balloons which
82:29
makes me feel like they knew something
82:30
i didn't order all pink balloons but i
82:32
have all pink balloons
82:35
so let me show you that i know
82:50
for this this is the tank appealing
82:52
tonight will not happen
82:54
the tank of helium looks like uh
82:57
well it can fill 50 balloons it's just
82:59
gigantic it looks like a propane tank
83:00
it's the same style thing
83:02
the only issue with it is is it's
83:04
[ __ ]
83:05
uh this is too much i didn't think it
83:07
was going to be this big
83:09
but i can't i do know how to work it the
83:12
only by the way i googled by the oh yeah
83:14
so the people were slightly worried i
83:16
googled about the possible dangers of
83:18
healing
83:19
you make my pain go away with you good
83:22
looks
83:23
you're not [ __ ] i'm dressed as a
83:24
nurse let me give you some let me give
83:26
you some medical facts so
83:28
helium is not oxygen and you can't i
83:32
know
83:33
a lot of people apparently a lot of
83:34
people didn't know that
83:36
and and thought that this was something
83:37
that they could breathe i know but i
83:39
haven't like
83:41
i haven't turned it yet i haven't
83:42
unlocked it i closed it back up again
83:44
you got to open the valve up which is
83:46
good and and
83:48
then hey and then shove it on and then
83:51
you shove the
83:52
shove the balloon on and then you do
83:53
this
83:58
oh god it just like comes off if you let
84:01
go
84:02
there we go and now we have a balloon
84:03
would you like this balloon
84:05
thank you you already have a really
84:07
sweet like do yours first
84:10
what just do i want to see what it does
84:29
this one's a weird balloon maybe not
84:33
headed already he's gonna die
84:35
really excited do you want to take the
84:38
helium tank okay thank you these hills
84:40
are so uncomfortable
84:42
do you just bend it
84:47
this works pretty well okay okay what
84:50
did you do inhale
84:51
yeah all right sneeze hello
84:56
i hope this is so this is going to make
84:58
my voice really feminine eh
84:59
i did
85:04
just like alvin
85:11
helium is not flammable flammable no
85:13
that's hydrogen
85:14
uh yeah so let me give you some medical
85:16
facts right helium is completely fine
85:18
it's an inert gas however
85:20
you can you know it's fixed like a cramp
85:24
sounds like gremlin sounds like alvin
85:26
sound anyway oh my god chipmunk noises
85:29
yeah uh it is not you know oxygen and it
85:32
will asphyxiate you if you just breathe
85:34
this and not oxygen anyway
85:37
you should use the nurse outfit to
85:39
become a tick-tock thought
85:41
you'd get a lot of views more views mean
85:44
more simps which means more money
85:47
profit pog ah
85:50
well this is strange
86:01
do you have some time to talk about c
86:05
c plus plus programming oh [ __ ] this is
86:08
terrible
86:09
oh god okay back to normal oh god
86:13
i really just sound so strange
86:19
incredible sounds like a great sounds
86:21
like green
86:26
are you any good at the hyphen
86:31
it's like
86:48
say the fitness grandparent
86:53
the fitness gram pacer it sounds like a
86:55
voice change
86:56
it's so whipped the fitness grandpa says
86:59
i can't believe you've never done helium
87:00
before
87:01
never do it sounds like a drug my voice
87:04
is still
87:04
[ __ ] ah okay i'm good enough no i'm
87:07
not
87:08
[ __ ] oh my god
87:12
this is so strange you sound 12. oh damn
87:15
it
87:15
this is not the stream to do it i just
87:17
wanted to cyberpunk with the 100k we
87:20
donated and make yourself rose in its
87:23
character creator
87:27
it's very very very detailed in what you
87:29
can do hint hint
87:31
sorry i just had him i just had an idea
87:32
trust me this is fine this is all fine
87:35
i just had a really good idea
87:38
i needed to live my xbox live fantasies
87:41
you people know what's gonna happen you
87:43
charlie you're gonna be
87:45
thoroughly you have you're gonna have no
87:46
idea what's going on but they they know
87:48
they know what's going on they know
87:50
what's about to happen
87:52
someone said you sound like a 12 year
87:53
old me not you don't worry about it this
87:55
is fine
88:12
sorry about it let me fill up a balloon
88:13
first
88:15
okay i think i'm unmuted so hold on yeah
88:18
well the light's gone
88:24
would you take this thank you
88:28
okay hold on i just need to do this
88:33
okay good good good okay
88:40
the [ __ ] you say to me you're all [ __ ]
88:50
you [ __ ] suck kid
88:54
lord [ __ ] hell
89:02
oh my god
89:13
there we go much better much better
89:16
sorry about that buddy
89:19
oh no it tastes kind of weird does it
89:21
not taste a bit
89:24
the balloons taste weird
89:29
there's no way what the [ __ ] there's no
89:31
way that's empty
89:34
how am i doing it wrong oh like that
89:43
oh there we go you sound like tommy it's
89:44
tommy in it what's tommy say
89:47
what does tommy normally say don't worry
89:50
about it it's still muted really it's
89:52
still muted what did tommy say
89:57
park champ women
90:05
he says [ __ ]
90:10
he cries a lot i just killed a woman i'm
90:12
feeling good
90:15
i know what tyson
90:19
gee golly do i love women
90:27
we don't know women on le mans guys
90:39
oh my god
90:43
oh [ __ ] i love that
90:46
holy [ __ ] let me let me uh
90:50
undo this
90:54
okay we're back to normal now yeah back
90:56
to normal yeah you can unplug
90:58
you take it i don't want it
91:15
sure i did it with the nails i don't
91:16
care ow
91:20
you sound like michael reeves
91:24
you don't know michael reeves michael is
91:26
really cool
91:28
i don't know
91:33
to be honest so i remade the base on my
91:36
server
91:39
i really am oh oh did i goof it
91:46
how are you finding this so difficult i
91:48
you do it
91:51
yeah [ __ ] head yeah now what
91:55
yeah now what yeah sure you didn't
91:59
that didn't work it kind of did work
92:02
it only makes it a little bit you saw
92:04
the gummy bear
92:07
try going low i feel like i can do good
92:10
low
92:12
you know the stuff that makes your voice
92:14
go low
92:16
hey oh yeah no if i speak down here
92:19
i just sound like a [ __ ] idiot
92:24
speak low when you've got that i can't
92:27
speak like
92:28
you just sound normal but
92:33
i can't speak like you settle at your
92:35
voice
92:37
sell it your voice crack
92:49
uh breathe out fully then exhale that's
92:51
what i was doing
93:06
is my i still feel like my voice is like
93:08
[Music]
93:10
okay it's good now it's fine have you
93:12
thoroughly revised your neighborhood
93:14
geography since your last walk
93:18
yeah i did i now know what street i live
93:19
on it's fine i did it
93:21
do the girl voice i'm not doing a girl
93:23
voice hold on charlie's here i mean i
93:25
can't even do it
93:26
that's what i can't do it though it
93:28
takes it's just essentially doing like a
93:30
kind of like
93:31
not like a like a more effeminate voice
93:34
but i can't do it
93:35
i guess this is the pitch but i don't
93:36
remember how to do it i can't do it i
93:38
can't do it
93:39
try it i can't do it i don't sound very
93:40
feminine do a girl
93:42
do a girl voice [ __ ] i'm from birmingham
93:45
i can't
93:48
do a guy's voice then i already am
93:51
sorry rudim oh yeah
93:54
jewel thank you so much for the five
93:55
gifted subs sorry i was too busy talking
93:57
about
93:58
helium thanks for the five good subs i i
94:00
really hope that this
94:02
goal is accurate i think i'm just gonna
94:04
start using stream elements for a while
94:06
uh but [ __ ] help thank you
94:10
he's nervous i don't know how to do it i
94:12
just don't know how to do it
94:15
i don't know how to oh [ __ ] i didn't
94:17
realize headminer thanks for 1000 bits
94:19
what should i say what should i say
94:23
what should i say tell me you love me
94:28
someone just very lonely i'm sorry
94:32
cop daddy harder [ __ ] oh okay so it's
94:34
all terrible
94:35
twerk or golf it turns twerk or girl's
94:38
voice those are your options
94:40
it turns the freaking frogs gay
94:43
i love alex jones he's good
94:49
dick's out full for me i don't know what
94:52
i'm supposed to be saying
94:54
no i know i wasn't doing it i was just i
94:55
just remembered a song
94:57
dicks up dicks out
95:04
hey mom
95:09
charlie's mom added me on snapchat true
95:11
story by the way 100
95:13
true story charlie's mom has added me on
95:15
snapchat
95:17
okay
95:21
right oh
95:25
[ __ ] i guess
95:28
i guess you're my little punk champ do
95:30
nuts hey sisters countdown
95:33
like that that's like that's that's not
95:35
like an easy thing to do that's like an
95:37
incredibly like that's like him flexing
95:39
control of his voice when he does that
95:42
when will you learn your actions
95:49
when will you learn
95:53
that you reckon
96:05
when will you learn okay
96:09
uh [ __ ]
96:15
i guess you up ah
96:18
fine i guess you are my little pog champ
96:23
it always going to sound like a alvin
96:25
and the chipmunks
96:29
i just he just fought it no i'm letting
96:31
go of the balloon
96:36
banana bread do the work today dude
96:40
banana bread i can do the banana bread
96:42
guy normally
96:44
i could have dropped my stop i could
96:47
have dropped my croissant
96:50
let's see if that's any different wait
96:52
okay let's do this
96:53
here's my highest pitch now right okay
96:56
that's my highest pitch i'm gonna do the
96:57
exact same [ __ ] do you have real boobs
96:59
no i'm not a real woman
97:01
bottom what's 9 plus 10 21
97:05
what the [ __ ] balloon come on dude
97:10
balloon
97:15
okay come on
97:19
oh okay sound like skeppy
97:24
this is scarfy uh
97:28
holy [ __ ] i have to stop after a minute
97:30
i don't want to get lightheaded
97:32
okay
97:35
should i say do us my voice this is my
97:37
voice that's not a pitch that's a
97:38
screech
97:39
that's what a pitch is a scritch is just
97:41
a screech is just a pitch
97:43
but one that you don't like
97:46
sing please um oh what's that really
97:49
[ __ ] high-pitched guy that's like uh
97:51
what's his name the portugal the man
97:54
what's this what's his song though
97:56
i can feel it
98:00
that one remember that one that's a good
98:02
one
98:06
i saw the thumbnail i thought you were
98:07
doing not no
98:09
it's uh helium sorry open a window i've
98:13
got the air conditioner on it's cycling
98:14
air through the room don't worry
98:17
uh prince
98:20
and i'm living oh there's i don't know
98:22
these songs better dogs but
98:26
but a dog is a dog with a butter
98:43
wait i wonder what
98:48
i'm waiting till she's wait can i talk
98:50
to your mom
98:53
can i talk to your mom
98:58
hey teresa have you gone
99:03
no particularly
99:08
i'm doing great why did you add me on
99:11
snapchat by the way
99:13
how did she added everything you added
99:15
snapchat you tried to add everyone
99:27
sure it was sure it was
99:33
okay all right i think i'm
99:37
oh [ __ ] sting like i think i'm gonna
99:41
take a little bit of break from here i
99:43
feel like you should stop inhaling
99:45
just an alien gas yeah
99:48
i'm not like like it doesn't feel bad or
99:50
anything i just know that if we keep
99:52
going it might be bad so i don't know it
99:53
might i might
99:54
become a dragon i might become a healer
99:58
which is my next hit i can't wait for my
100:01
next hit
100:04
it's just i can't wait to blow up
100:07
finally
100:08
i get my high i'm saying hair okay
100:12
cool skip oh [ __ ] skeppy barely like
100:16
scarfy i don't know man don't waste it
100:20
oh yeah very rare in all fairness i got
100:23
that giant canister for 20 pounds
100:25
so it doesn't seem that rare
100:28
it is technically like a limited
100:30
resource
100:31
finite resource or whatnot how is it
100:33
wasting it if you were using it
100:35
yeah i'm getting content out of this i'm
100:37
having a lot of fun i wouldn't call that
100:39
wasting i call wasting blowing up
100:41
balloons
100:42
blowing up balloons to just use at a
100:43
party
100:46
what oh jordan
101:03
that does it downwards no hydrogen
101:06
hydrogen explodes
101:08
[ __ ] i thought you were going to tie it
101:11
in a knot or something
101:13
oh my god i lost the blade call bad
101:17
let's see if i can call bad
101:23
bad's probably more likely to pick up
101:25
than them does it make me gay if i'm
101:27
attracted to you
101:30
[Music]
101:34
makes you just attracted to feminine
101:35
people i guess it depends if being a guy
101:38
is a bonus right that's kind of the way
101:39
you
101:39
you do it okay i'm calling bad
101:42
it's the penis that trashed me i
101:53
what time is it even for bad right now
101:55
early as hell
101:57
no there's no way he's not gonna pick up
101:59
no okay he's not
102:01
no look at someone's name
102:05
that's not gonna but i was calling bad i
102:07
don't think that'll pick up
102:08
i doubt skeppy will who else can i [ __ ]
102:11
with that's like on hand
102:12
oh welcome
102:17
it's okay
102:21
he's called me so many times
102:25
welcome come on you've called me so many
102:28
bro what hey buddy
102:32
how's it going it's going really well
102:37
why do you sound so squeaky
102:41
i what do you mean i had you just sound
102:45
a
102:45
just a little squeaky you know i
102:48
wouldn't say that
102:49
are you kind of critiquing my voice
102:50
right now oh no i would never
102:52
know pretty notoriously um low pitched
102:55
voice
102:56
maybe teamsp maybe your uh telegraph's
102:58
broken
102:59
oh yeah maybe television is broken who
103:01
knows are you mocking me right now
103:04
i'm not i'm not rock this is just my
103:06
voice
103:07
i am not elmo [ __ ] you
103:15
through this that was a trip that was
103:17
like holding my breath for such a long
103:19
time
103:22
sorry okay i had i have bought a helium
103:25
oh so that's what that was yeah that's
103:28
why like between every sentence was like
103:33
i don't know i just thought you were you
103:34
know just
103:36
taking a sniff for something else you
103:38
know you never know no no with you you
103:40
do never know
103:41
you never know okay i'll see you later
103:43
my guy
103:47
call tommy tommy doesn't respond to the
103:49
goddamn practice dms he's not to respond
103:51
to me calling him also i don't have his
103:52
telegram
103:56
i don't know i think he's about the only
103:57
person i'll pick up at this time
104:02
[Music]
104:04
oh now oh my god i'm gonna call that
104:07
wait he's there's no way he's on stop
104:09
inhaling helium you're gonna become an
104:11
addict
104:13
matt if that's on right now he's not
104:16
i'm gonna call him anyway hold on hi
104:20
rose
104:20
i love your stream so much it is the
104:23
highlight of my day when i get home from
104:27
work or college and see that you're
104:28
streaming oh
104:30
that's so nice
104:44
i'm calling him
104:49
you keep saying i cannot do a girl voice
104:52
that's because you are still not
104:54
practicing
104:55
you said you did not want to do it
104:57
before because of your housemates
105:00
yeah what's your excuse now uh
105:03
it's embarrassing now what it's it's so
105:05
embarrassing to do
105:07
no no that's not on it's so embarrassing
105:09
to do though it's so hard to like
105:11
i don't know it's so hard to do sulfur
105:14
hexafluoride makes your voice super
105:15
super deep
105:16
yeah that's what corpse uses in
105:17
everything i know
105:19
it's like a i don't know it i'm i
105:22
couldn't you can't find that as easily
105:24
as helium of course you can
105:26
well helium is like dark webcam amazon
105:30
versus like
105:32
it's embarrassing and hard but not
105:33
impossible it's impossible for me to do
105:34
right now but
105:35
yeah it's it's technically possible for
105:37
me to do if i spent a year working on it
105:39
but why well because it would probably
105:42
benefit me quite a lot however it's
105:43
really [ __ ] difficult
105:45
because i can people appreciate you
105:47
either way thank you
105:49
thank you charlie some people do
105:52
call ruby call ruby that's a good idea
105:55
if my phone was on three percent
106:10
oh yeah it's a really long chart it's
106:12
all the way over there
106:16
i wanted a big charger
106:21
thank you okay what should i say
106:38
audio oh there we go it's a bit clearer
106:49
hi hey ruby um jumbo like a while ago i
106:53
mentioned i was trying to like
106:54
do that do actually do a girl's voice as
106:56
well
106:57
yeah well i think i might have cracked
106:59
it no way
107:01
yeah hold on okay
107:05
okay i think i've got it i can just
107:08
about do it
107:12
it's what not the helium balloon what
107:15
are you talking about
107:17
[Music]
107:19
this is all my ability and skill talking
107:25
that's so good oh my god
107:31
do what again
107:33
[Music]
107:35
[Laughter]
107:39
[Music]
107:48
oh
107:50
[Music]
107:56
[Laughter]
108:02
i wanted to i wanted to show you my my
108:05
perfected uh
108:07
voice i like it okay
108:11
thank you thank you for being on my
108:13
stream i'll try not to asphyxiate myself
108:16
oh yeah yeah i didn't know your answer
108:20
oh i'm very sorry about that but now you
108:22
do um
108:24
hi
108:27
okay i'm gonna watch now so watch out
108:30
for me in the chat
108:31
i'm probably gonna end soon but i'll see
108:33
you there
108:34
see ya thank you thank you i'm doing
108:38
really well
108:39
did a great job all right
108:46
we're going to see each other for
108:47
christmas only like what 15 days
108:50
yeah oh my god oh my god
108:54
cool turbo turbo will not answer me on
108:56
discord
108:57
let's say in the practice group right
108:59
now hold on let's see if i can find it
109:02
turbo has spoken exactly two times
109:05
in like 50 to 100 messages the first
109:08
message was just the word
109:10
gaming and then the last one was the
109:13
most recent one that just says hi
109:15
after we've fully met and done it like
109:17
we've hundreds of messages gone by
109:19
he's just now saying hi he goes gaming
109:22
and then
109:23
like a week later yeah and then a week
109:26
later he goes
109:26
high exclamation mark i don't
109:33
tell me and turbo are two very yeah very
109:34
busy individuals
109:38
um classy i am very classy turbo's
109:42
ending your stream
109:43
oh i don't think i i don't know
109:47
i'm not going to call turbo he's already
109:48
he's on do not disturb on discord
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i'm not going to call tubber the [ __ ]
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someone said i don't know wilbur i've
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literally never talked to over in my
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entire life
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i think wilbur's like wobble still
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doesn't follow me on twitter so he knows
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that i existed he doesn't follow me on
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twitter i'm very upset by this
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uh that's still i'm upset wilbur welber
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if you're watching this i'm upset
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i i do you know how many germany you
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know what no they they're not sleepless
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nights i
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i go to sleep because i drown in my tree
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mcc will you start your stream a few
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minutes before the event starts
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probably or will you start it after the
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event begins again
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i probably will start either on time or
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a bit earlier
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just because the cosplay this time is
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not all that difficult
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it's nothing special because i couldn't
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like do anything charlie's here to
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witness
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a wholesome moment between sisters
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[ __ ] sake yeah she's great i couldn't
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like
110:46
i couldn't do anything super like in the
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same way i did with technoblade because
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you know
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uh the both all my teammates are
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miners so i couldn't really do anything
110:56
like super
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you know risque are you cosplaying tommy
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for mcc i'm cosplaying one of them we
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will see
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we will see who it is hmm
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that's why no it's real really you can't
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see the blade you don't know it exists
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you're trying to do that just failing
111:22
i'm just going to shake it at the same
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time i'm doing it
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uh this is a permanent change the helium
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now
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i'll just fill my room up with helium
111:33
it's all just it's always like
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slightly higher you get like one minute
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it's
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it's it's yeah it's very permanent it's
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very permanent for a minute
111:42
it's permanent but only last minute the
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rest of it online
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thanks for the two months so by the way
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ma marthy marthy mcf [ __ ] yeah
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marthy marthy the blade
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the blade do you not use this
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i don't know ah that wasn't that's okay
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you don't really change hands normally
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give me give me you don't mean to switch
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my hand i mean like
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you said switch your hands i meant like
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to switch it that way you just did it
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i mean to do this how do i do this
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ow i just keep hitting myself oh yeah
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do you uh do you want to stream your
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nails
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me and techno don't really talk and verb
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might be a good option if he's awake
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no you will no way yeah yeah you will be
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honest don't worry about it yeah you
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will
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trust me it works look at that dude
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detail how are you
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beautiful do i look at mine now
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beautiful
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[ __ ] hell yeah got a little bit more
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goldy and [ __ ] let's go
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so yeah new nails so i can get it anyway
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i'm probably going to end off the stream
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here
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because um uh number one the hair and
113:03
the eyeshadow and this dress are driving
113:04
me [ __ ] insane
113:06
all of this what are your body on about
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okay hold on i'm going to show you
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the oh actually no dude do not show that
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no
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definitely like hold on
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there we go here is outfit with
113:20
me putting something in the fridge okay
113:23
there we go
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not the worst but the heels kind of
113:30
[ __ ] blow
113:31
anyway that's bad no it's
113:35
slowly as [ __ ] there's no way i could
113:37
even turn around in this but yeah
113:40
oh my god i can't even sit down it this
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is dumb
113:43
okay look at my look at like dude
113:48
[ __ ] hell okay oh my god
113:54
piece of [ __ ] yeah dammit all the
113:57
streamers i watch are ending i'm so
113:59
sorry but it's getting late
114:01
i've got to escort charlie home because
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she can't drive
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uh
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yeah i'll drive the car you'd have the
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scooter okay um please don't get
114:16
the bulge makes it cuter
114:20
charlie it's a new option for you when
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you whenever you go to a club
114:24
huh what because i've been driving for
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three years yeah
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old sweaty old old it's a new option go
114:31
to
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go to a club just put a sock there more
114:33
guys would be into it that way
114:37
how do i [ __ ] up eating a tic tac
114:41
take some skill okay
114:47
god damn it what the [ __ ] just popped up
114:49
oh my god
114:50
someone that's good [ __ ] right there
114:54
really is it really though it doesn't
114:57
look like good [ __ ]
114:58
that's a blurriest photo it looks yeah
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it looks like bad [ __ ] to me
115:01
anyway sorry we're critiquing uh kiwi
115:05
who's it's not a nude i don't follow
115:08
people
115:09
okay is tommy ending or is tommy like
115:12
just getting started because already
115:13
tell me if he's getting started he's
115:14
just called depressed
115:16
um there's either
115:19
either way ludwig tommy pokey
115:23
maybe five up i don't know if i was
115:25
playing minecraft that's nuts
115:31
sweden i don't know if she's live try
115:34
not to get lost
115:37
i know she's like two minutes away how's
115:39
it not showing up for me i do follow her
115:41
right
115:42
oh i was following her on twitter and on
115:43
it namaste what the [ __ ] i'm stupid
115:46
i'll be fine okay
115:51
oh [ __ ] tom oh tommy just started
115:53
streaming what the [ __ ]
115:54
okay wait why is chat going all weird
115:57
i'm about to end if someone actually did
115:58
ride me but i don't know who we're
115:59
writing
116:00
who are you writing tell me doesn't need
116:03
it okay
116:04
i'm gonna do a poll for you okay
116:07
raid rose has the hots for charlie
116:12
oof no gross ass [ __ ]
116:17
you [ __ ] oh i'm talking to you when i
116:20
say
116:20
gross ass little [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
116:24
i'm upset oh it's bill right it was a
116:25
bill right okay i go um
116:28
tommy uh tommy anita
116:33
um shroud are just adding names uh who
116:36
else
116:37
pokey and ludwig
116:41
oh and actually uh pokey ludwig and then
116:43
i think rhys is streaming
116:48
okay ready go vote vote friendo
116:52
anyone but the german if you won't put
116:55
the german
116:56
god don we hate the germans okay
116:59
anita is quickly pulling ahead i'm not
117:01
raided an ether actually tommy's
117:02
kind of pulling it back a little bit
117:06
happy hanukkah rose and chat also we
117:09
could raid a linnety
117:11
and tell her to free her animals
117:16
just saying joking wow it took such a
117:19
while to do that
117:20
it was like literally like a hole
117:23
she has once thrown and thrown her cat
117:25
over her head why
117:27
because she's not a good person charlie
117:29
i know
117:30
uh oh she also fed it vodka
117:34
yeah she's not a great person but she's
117:36
allowed to stay on twitch
117:39
don't worry about it all that you need
117:41
to know is that who was it that got
117:43
banned recently for like
117:44
absolutely no reason but i need but
117:46
she's stayed no matter what anyway
117:48
um well technically she didn't get
117:50
banned but she had to beg
117:51
twitch to actually bend them because
117:52
they she had a bad rep
117:55
okay anita's getting raided ready boys i
117:58
think i spelt it right i did i'm
117:59
really good at this all right boys go
118:02
say hi to anita we've never talked
118:04
before we're mutuals but
118:05
i i don't know hopefully she's hopefully
118:06
she's nice she's playing among us with
118:08
people
118:09
uh and with the sidemen holy [ __ ] that's
118:11
kind of nuts
118:13
anyway be nice be very nice uh
118:16
she's cool anyway i'll see you boys uh
118:19
goodbye i hope you enjoyed
118:20
[ __ ] nurse and [ __ ] so i'll see you
118:27
later