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hello
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hello hey finn wait don't speak
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i'm facetiming him no
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i i meant don't speak to finn not you
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hey i'm streaming right now
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oh look how good my camera looks by the
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way you can't see it go on twitch right
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now uh mirrors and look how good my
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camera looks i got it i figured it all
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out
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some people are talking about you right
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now as always but that's
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nice yeah i'm really popular we're
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talking about engagements you're gonna
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love this talk we're talking about stats
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statistics statistics everything we've
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been talking about jessica negri even
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losing followers that's how bad it is
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we've been talking about i've never
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looked at my social blade before
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don't look at it it's it's scary right
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now you went from like
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40k a month to like tell me that don't
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tell me that
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unless you went to zero i'm never
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watching i'm never watching my social
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media
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uh with webcam or without without
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okay i'll add you
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yeah finn loves talking statistics he's
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obsessed with it
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oh now you read this yeah i knew this
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i was gonna say eureka is going to be so
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sad if i had finn right now
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oh and they're immediately just a
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[ __ ]
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moxie tired hello i'm so sorry literally
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next time you read that i swear to god
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hey finn hi we were talking about the
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decline
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okay wait peach peach don't speak for a
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second finn say something
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hang on just talk finn just talk oh
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what's up what's popping good
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um yeah uh but yeah no me
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me and marisa were like talking about it
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for ages we were just talking about like
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twitter and stuff though i don't know
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how it is like
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um so we a bunch of other sex workers
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too
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noticed that right around the election
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time here in america
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they switched over the quote retweets
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like
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you can't retweet anymore you have like
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quote retweet ever since then
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engagement has been shot and i swear
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that they're throttling it
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because my account was doing really
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really well like insanely well
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and all of a sudden just hard stop hard
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stop
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and like i was even getting the likes on
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the post that i normally would
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but for the first time ever i would post
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and lose followers it was so weird
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same for me and literally i'm losing
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followers for no reason like i'm posting
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the same stuff
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and literally just because i like po
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don't post within like 24 hours
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people unfollow but that's just so
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unrealistic do you wake up in the
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morning you scroll you through your
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timeline and you
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you somehow randomly think of you follow
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500 people
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and randomly in your head you think
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there's no muriza post
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i'm going to type in muriza and go on
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follow that's no way that
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50 people do that they also get rid of
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us randomly
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um my thinking was like the whole they
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implement they've got to have
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implemented or at least maybe they had
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implemented it and then the retweet
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thing
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cut down on those engagements like i
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think the
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the algorithm for youtube has got to be
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really similar same for instance one
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second
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one second account uh dutch tyrannity
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thank you for the sub
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you always gotta thank the subs uh you
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guys like my new sub badges
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look at these they're so cute you should
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love me they were awesome
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i think they're so creative like i like
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that idea yeah
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oh yeah i think they just removed stuff
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and then
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we were noticing like this trend with
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everyone it was like this
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welsh one began with a y i don't really
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want to say a name just in case it's
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weird but like jumbo who are we
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all about yeah she's in chad right now
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oh wait no what she is she is she's
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i wouldn't say i wouldn't say any more
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names but yeah
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it's completely understandable because
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me and maurice are also in a group chat
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with a bunch of sex workers
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and they have all agreed that their
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engagement got
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cut and it's just like i'm i'm floored
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by it because it like it sucks because
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there's really only so many places that
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i can
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post and actually gain so
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right now um actually i've agreed i
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actually got shadow based goodbye corden
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fenn
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recently again on twitter because i
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i posted my only fans and that was i'm
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sorry say goodnight to corbin fan
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bye corbin fan you too finn
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what say goodnight to corbin fan oh good
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night
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because corbin fan said good night mary
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is a good night peach and good night
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finn so you have to stay back
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that i mean i wasn't saying anything bad
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about that girl by the way but yeah of
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course not
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like uh we found that her her like
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social play was like
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perfect for showing this trend and it
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was literally just like
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when you do the post that everyone was
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like
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uh like let's say like when you post
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yourself
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right instead of like a retweet or a
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tweet about [ __ ] the newest call of
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duty or some [ __ ] like that right
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it spikes you and then over time before
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you post that followers slowly go down
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where retweets
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like are less common like quarry teats
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are less common and then it'll start
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losing
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again it's and then it's all these
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spikes
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up and down so up fade down up fade down
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like that it's just really interesting
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like little trend with the
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yeah it's it's all normal it's always
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how it's always
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have been this murray is it dead
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see everyone oh where's that you know
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okay
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it's always how it's it's oh it's peach
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peach it's always how it it's it's
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right now it's always how it has always
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been right
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you gain followers when you post and
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then goes down and then you follow and
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you post and then it goes down you post
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it goes down but
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the fact which is really weird right now
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is the people unfollowing
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i have never had that many people
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unfollow and i cannot
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i cannot think that it's people are
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following manual
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yeah it's not manual i've lost this
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month over like 2 000
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followers and for not for anything i
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haven't changed my content
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i mean i've sure i've posted you a bunch
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finn but like
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you lose when you post me quite
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significantly yeah
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but still it's it's it's absurd they
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don't want to see their favorite craters
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like posting about other people et
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cetera et cetera because of the ideal
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whatever
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it's just like you've gotten really
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quiet is did you change mike
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uh hello i can turn you up again oh
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you've gotten quieter
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oh um like four months ago right
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whenever so
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i was at like 280 k and
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well i made a post and i surpassed
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like i've gained like 30 000 followers
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within
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one post and i have not grown since then
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but that's insane
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that i was able to grow like 30 000
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followers from one post
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it was huge though it was a huge post it
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went on reddit it went on
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i funny and everything i think no i
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think that was my pizza girl
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but also like yeah your domino's cosplay
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went everywhere it went it was ballistic
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but there was like another one a few
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months ago that got like 40k
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it did not grow me um i did the ups girl
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which fed off with the pizza girl
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i got over 20k did not grow whatsoever
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it's just like it's confusing the living
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[ __ ] out of me and we're for sure like
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borderline shadow band
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for sure i am shadow band right now and
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that's why i couldn't retweet you on my
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main account because
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i leave my account alone whenever i get
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shout out yeah i'm gonna go keep talking
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yeah okay but um so whenever i get
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shadow bands
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i just leave it alone for a week and it
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will eventually get on shadow band i'm
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hoping none of the rules have changed
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but um it just kind of sucks because
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from now on i don't think i'll be able
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to post the photos that i used to post
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um i think i'm gonna have to be fully
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clothed
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which sucks ass because that's how
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instagram was on instagram
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i can't even i'm scared to post things
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with my butt in it like on instagram
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even if i'm fully clothed showing
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nothing like
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oh like it's terrifying i've gotten
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posts removed
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even whenever i was completely clothed i
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mean i was in like a morph suit
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and i was i got it removed and i got my
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i got my account yeah i got my account
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banned um back in february this is the
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instagram account i have now is my
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second one
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and um i got banned what did i do
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i can't even remember oh i hadn't posted
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in a week whenever i got banned but
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people would mass report me
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because i know there's like a thread of
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like 4chan dudes who don't like
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the women on instagram which is like
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whatever but um
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i got mass reported so hard they ended
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up getting my account banned
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it's ridiculous it sucks it sucks so
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hard
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because like like we were talking just
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before you came in here that me and
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marisa like
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it's so hard sometimes not wanting to be
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a sex worker and being that type of
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creator
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because some days we just want to be
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normal and i know that's not an option
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and like the income that i make is so
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good that like i also don't want to be
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normal like i appreciate it
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it just it sucks ass and these instances
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where it's just like at the point of i'm
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backed into a corner
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i don't know what else to do with my
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content because even if i make this
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amazing content
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i can't even post it anymore like i
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don't know what to do it's so [ __ ]
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like
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in uh even in it's it's like it's so uh
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stereotype it's a
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uh what's the word cliche say like oh
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current yeah but like
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in it's so weird how far we've got and
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yet
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with it seems like everyone's every
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social media sites like
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punishing like sex work even harder than
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like [ __ ]
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i don't i don't think i'll be able to
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have my account
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like i used to and it really sucks i
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don't think i'll ever announce
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that i'm done posting those types of
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photos i think my photos will still be
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very risque
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but i don't think they'll be what i was
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posting before
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because i know people oh everyone
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follows me because of my body i'm not
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stupid so i think a lot of people
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actually follow me because i am
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transgender not of course not as
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many as for my ass but there's a lot of
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people
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there's a lot of people okay
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not in the grand scheme of things but
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there are a lot of people who follow me
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because they can like
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look up to me i get a lot of messages
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saying like oh i look up to you you're
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so epic i want to be like you blah blah
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you give me so much inspiration i think
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these people of course they found me
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through my ass
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probably but i love these people like i
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get at least like five messages a day
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saying
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how inspirational i am for not really
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doing anything except be confident in my
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body but that's one of the hardest
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things to do when you're trans
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so seeing me do that prost posting it
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proudly
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is a huge confidence boost to like a lot
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of trans people actually
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she's uh nice to see you about you real
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quick one second mia has
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sent this message for the second time
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now i haven't responded thank you mia
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alex
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i'm just saying all cool all cool like
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in three different [ __ ] ways
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but yeah um so before we started the
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call marisa was noting that a year ago
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today that we met each other in person
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and we've been online friends for like a
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year and a half now
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and it feels like i've known you for so
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much longer and i feel like another
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point of it is because i feel like you
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were in such a different mental state
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a year and a half ago like whenever i
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first met you you were so
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down about yourself and i know you can
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still have those days but you have come
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so [ __ ] far in a year it it blows my
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mind
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it really blows my mind that is because
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to be an inspiration to people
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nice camera is even worse you're just
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constantly flexing and saying look how
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hot i look
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i mean come on guys let's be honest here
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let's be honest here okay look
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at look at my face directly huh
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on stream on stream but like come on
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guys all the viewers
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the skin looks so good like what only
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you can [ __ ] do that
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i like i didn't i dude i might not get
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the the apart from my i was like now i'm
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gonna look worse
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i didn't get the same camera that she
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used that is an unforgiving camera like
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i'm i'm
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scared of what it would make me look
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like oh my
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gosh my my base pogba still here you see
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the
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the blush you see how i have some
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highlighter on the lip and on the nose
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tip actually
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i did some contouring around the chin to
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make it a little rounder
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i have some blush here i did um red
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eyeshadow with
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golden eyelids i actually blended it
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pretty nice bottom eyelashes
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actually pogging off here actually i'm
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actually becoming a god
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um what camera do you use on your
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streams
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i should one five okay yeah it literally
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broke so tell me it's not bad
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what do you want to see it i'll show you
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hold on i'll turn my camera on because i
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don't look
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too awful can you all appreciate how
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cute my cat looks right here he's like
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holding his face
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thank you red dog
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okay let me turn my camera on so i've
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got a spare camera going right now
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um you want me to show it on stream
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oh that's me what the
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[ __ ] wait holy [ __ ] my god your room
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looks so clean
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yeah i know wait guys this is the
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comparison before and after so
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let me know what you like more oh yeah
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so can i show you on
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can i show you on stream fin or not uh
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yeah i don't mind
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yeah there he is they're different lens
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i've just put the old lens on there
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there was this
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the lenses on that camera is just a fat
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lens this camera looks
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not very good i don't know how am i
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gonna do this
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there's gonna be some rocket science but
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so what camera are you using right now
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the g7
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it's this if you really need like a
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cheap camera great
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oh i have um so i bought like a really
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really nice
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uh like camera during the beginning of
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quarantine but that's like for shooting
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but i still have an older camera that
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was still like 800 bucks that i
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i've literally never touched that i may
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use because this what i'm using right
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now is a logitech brio and the only
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reason i'm using it is because it's just
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easy
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yeah i mean these are really in all
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fairness as soon as you start with it
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you only need like one thing and then
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it's just like a plug and play thing
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it's
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you get like that i have it i'm just so
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lazy so easy though it's
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you just get like a little tripod thing
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i don't know but yeah the
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the which camera do you shoot with
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um so actually believe it or not
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everything that you see that i post
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is shot on my iphone i do not shoot with
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a professional camera
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no [ __ ] way i've got it thank you
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it's just like i learned that i feel
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comfortable because like
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what happens with a professional camera
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when i'm shooting with somebody else
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is that it takes like hours of shooting
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for me to get the one
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shot that i really really like but
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shooting with my phone
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well okay peach let's be honest here
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when i took your pictures we were kind
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of banging off
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okay but you were really really good
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because you're also a sex worker and you
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know what to look out for
15:10
and you knew how to like pose me and
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like what ankles to get but whenever
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you're working with men they don't
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[ __ ] know what they're doing they
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don't
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yeah you're like one of the very few
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people that i've ever worked with that
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like
15:20
right off the bat we i mean we shot that
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in like 30 minutes it was insane yeah it
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was like 100 pictures
15:26
it was crazy 100 usable pictures
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immediately
15:30
well we do actually have space for urita
15:32
now but
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i don't know if she's still here if
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you're still here you retail you can
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join if you want
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i'm already like wait sorry to say that
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oh the uh there was this dude that i
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worked with on my um
15:45
on i did one photo shoot ever i've only
15:47
ever done it like one photo shoot and we
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did like three different outfits
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um and we only we got three photos for
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each
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for each outfit so you kind of think how
15:55
long do you reckon that it take
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you just change a couple times it was
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literally just change outfit three
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photos next
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right mm-hmm i'm gonna guess it took you
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three hours
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six right that was like a 500 pound
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shoot
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no no no no no no i was terrible with it
16:14
my last i'm gonna say my last paid set
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that i posted
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was 16 pictures it took me
16:22
15 minutes to shoot it 15 minutes
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because it was on my phone
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i'm not kidding i'm so obsessed with
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shooting with my phone
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i just got i just got the new iphone
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today so i could
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shoot more pictures with the better
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iphone so now
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this is my personal phone and now this
16:37
is going to be my shooting phone
16:39
because i'm not kidding no no get this i
16:42
have this is the
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so this is the uh 11 and it has the
16:45
highest amount of gigabytes on it
16:47
i've already filled it and i pay for 200
16:49
gigabytes of cloud storage
16:51
there is there's a hundred and fifteen
16:53
thousand photos on this phone
16:56
that's how many photos i take and so
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this one is going to be my shooting
16:59
phone
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because i'm tired of like i have nothing
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personal on this phone anymore it's just
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my work phone
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it sucks wow that's so that's
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i mean that's really interesting
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which cam why did you buy the camera
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then did you just think you were gonna
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use it and then
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um so my friend maggie actually she
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shoots
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all her cameras with uh all her photos
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with a camera
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and it was um i would take her camera
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and i would shoot her photos
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and it was so good on manual like the
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photos were gorgeous
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and now and then i will take
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professional photos
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it's just i'm so [ __ ] lazy that
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knowing that i'm having to pull out a
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professional like a good camera
17:38
that means i'm gonna have to work for
17:39
more than 30 minutes i don't want to do
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that
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it's frustrating no no it's frustrating
17:45
because also whenever i take photos on
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that camera
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i don't like being shown ugly photos of
17:50
myself and like people
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see me like that like that's how people
17:54
see me i don't ever want to see those
17:55
again
17:55
guys real quick do a sexy pose or a good
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looking pose
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oh dude alex let's go [ __ ] wait let me
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get my boobs up
18:04
oh wait ready sure
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i'm waiting for pizza okay three
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two one
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nice sorry i didn't even move
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i didn't even i just since you're here
18:21
now i just i'm just going to put you in
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the tweet as well
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just to get some just some extra look at
18:27
my cat
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oh finn by the way our team got
18:31
announced today
18:33
i saw uh you're gonna have to retweet it
18:36
pretty soon because we're trying to be
18:38
the second most popular team right now
18:41
that's our goal we all retweeted it
18:44
come on i'm gonna put out a normal tweet
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first though yeah yeah
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but uh retweeted at some point today
18:49
because we're almost there i think
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uh it's like you run around right and
18:53
you find these chests with
18:55
loot after 30 minutes everyone starts
18:58
taking damage so you gear up
19:00
and then you're in this huge world
19:01
trying to survive there's these teams
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blah blah blah
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and you have to just be the last one
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standing basically
19:07
that sounds actually okay and it's like
19:09
an official tournament and all of the
19:11
money goes to like charity
19:13
they do it like once a few months i'll
19:15
watch that i'll watch it
19:17
yeah i'm in a team with finn i'm gonna
19:19
team with finn
19:20
so that's watchable although i will have
19:23
literally like 20 viewers when he
19:25
streams because all this
19:28
building creative i like doing the
19:30
blueprints
19:31
that's all i like to do oh actually i
19:33
like watching youtube tutorials just
19:34
because it feels like building lego
19:38
whenever i used to work at my accounting
19:40
internship i hated my job so much
19:41
i would just build blueprints in my
19:43
craft while i was at work
19:45
what the [ __ ] goodbye kurosama thank you
19:47
thank you for joining
19:52
literally got i'm not getting i
19:53
literally got fired because they found
19:55
my craft on my work computer
19:57
yeah i was gonna say how were you able
19:58
to get minecraft
20:00
i mean i was playing minecraft for
20:02
months before they noticed so it was
20:03
worth it
20:04
did the same thing in school we had to
20:05
use these in computer science
20:07
computer science is the best class for
20:09
like like
20:10
i don't know what you call in america
20:11
just like dusting it just doing nothing
20:14
because like just like flinking i don't
20:16
know what they call it but
20:17
because everyone in the class knows
20:19
exactly how like the system firewall
20:22
works and how to get around it everyone
20:23
in the class is like
20:24
they're literally being taught to break
20:26
this list so
20:28
we like we all just had we were all
20:29
doing nothing and the teacher knew that
20:31
it was just like
20:32
we got our work done first day and then
20:34
the next like two weeks
20:35
ah minecraft eva eva we were talking
20:38
about uh
20:39
minecraft minecraft hunger games
20:43
minecraft it's it's pretty much
20:45
structured like you know the hunger
20:46
games movie it's the same thing
20:48
i've never watched the hunger games it's
20:50
basically battle royale it's
20:52
basically battle royale it's fortnite
20:54
it's literally not not any different
20:56
it was the first video game battle
20:57
royale you just
20:59
everyone spawns you run in a direction
21:01
you get some loot and then you start
21:03
killing each other last one to survive
21:04
wins it's literally okay
21:06
i feel bad for saying this because i
21:08
know
21:09
you're like an experienced minecrafter
21:11
and i sound like an idiot me too
21:13
you can say minecrafters
21:16
yeah that's what it what that's what it
21:18
what minecraft hunger games was like
21:21
10 years before minecraft monday that's
21:23
why i'm sorry i
21:24
i do yeah minecraft hunger games was
21:26
actually one of the first battle royale
21:28
games ever this came before pub g before
21:30
fortnite before h1z1 this was the
21:32
beginning of it all
21:33
i feel like i need to learn more i think
21:35
the first battle royale is
21:36
introducing me to minecrafters and i'm
21:38
just like yeah i'm in this com i'm in
21:40
this community
21:41
i'm in this community now i have to yeah
21:43
it literally like one of the first ones
21:44
was like
21:45
arma 2 battle royale and it was all
21:48
based off of the movie right i'm sure
21:49
the movie was based off some [ __ ]
21:51
book or whatever
21:52
but the first battle royale movie made
21:55
this genre
21:56
it's it's it's a smart genre everyone
21:58
fights in the last one to survive wins
21:59
it's a smart genre the original is
22:01
called battle royale
22:03
yeah it's like it's a movie actually i
22:06
remember
22:07
playing minecraft for one of the first
22:09
times like not in creative
22:10
and i invited marisa to my realm
22:14
and i never touched it again after that
22:16
because she literally destroyed
22:18
my base i didn't you bent me [ __ ] with
22:20
me so hard
22:21
you put like fish in my base or
22:23
something like that you [ __ ] [ __ ]
22:25
i remember this no i built a fish
22:28
aquarium and you killed him
22:30
i literally asked you do not put an
22:32
aquarium in my base and you put an
22:34
aquarium in my face yeah then you killed
22:35
them
22:36
that's really mean there's a fish in
22:38
effect
22:46
plays minecraft like this she spawns in
22:48
in creative she spawns in
22:51
survival she gives herself creative
22:53
gives herself full diamond armor full
22:54
diamond tools this is my
22:56
realm i invited this [ __ ] to my realm
22:58
yeah but can i still can i still speak
23:00
my sentence
23:01
you spawn in and create you spawn in
23:03
survival you go into creative mode you
23:04
give yourself full diamond gear and full
23:06
diamond armor
23:07
and 64 diamonds and then you start
23:09
playing and then you start playing you
23:11
know what
23:12
i can relate to i can relate to that but
23:14
then she i wouldn't want to start a new
23:16
factory world yeah but then
23:17
if i had they were saying i love the end
23:18
game a lot more jenna thank you for the
23:20
sub
23:21
thank you for the subject oh my god
23:23
she's so sexy okay but
23:24
thank you finn because i'm jenna is a
23:26
success out of creative like twice
23:28
wait i know you're not going to be very
23:31
you're just going to know how hey
23:32
i'm talking becomes more fun wait jenna
23:35
i know you're not going to be active in
23:37
my
23:37
chat as a moderator but i will still
23:39
give you moderator
23:40
um do you play call of duty
23:43
uh i used to well i mean i've played
23:46
mana more for quite a lot
23:47
you should you should play call of duty
23:49
and youtube marisa
23:51
it's just i mean don't tell me to play
23:53
call of duty of course i played like 20
23:54
call of duty's but
23:56
sure i'll try the new one everyone has
23:57
been telling me to get it
23:59
for some reason i play on pc
24:02
i actually thought the last one was
24:03
really good i thought modern warfare
24:06
um i was really hyped for that because
24:07
it was like my my first call of duty was
24:10
modern warfare my second one was one and
24:12
one for two and then modern warfare
24:13
three i love these games
24:20
jenna do you wanna you wanna join you
24:22
wanna join the call
24:23
with uh your awesome sexy webcam
24:26
um i feel like this the cold war one is
24:29
like the
24:30
call of duty that rivals black ops 2 and
24:32
black ops 2
24:33
no way no way no way black ops 2 is
24:36
legendary
24:37
it's not going to rise call of duty that
24:39
i have extensively played was black ops
24:41
2 and i bought
24:42
every call of duty but black ops 2 is
24:44
the only one that i got addicted to and
24:46
now i'm addicted to cold war so
24:47
no way i'm going to get it right now
24:51
i'm i'm not kidding it is so good i love
24:54
it
24:54
i already have i think like 35 hours
24:56
there is no way
24:58
black ops cold war rivals black ops 2
25:00
black ops 2 is the goat
25:02
it does i think i think this is the
25:04
closest thing to black ops 2 that we're
25:06
going to get
25:07
no way oh now there is of course there's
25:10
always zombies in black ops
25:12
i'm not a fan of zombies personally but
25:14
um
25:15
moxie really likes zombies and he's like
25:17
zombies it's
25:19
one of the better zombies he's ever
25:20
played and that boy is really critical
25:22
of video games you're
25:23
joking that it's close to black ops 2
25:24
you're joking oh
25:26
here
25:30
jenna i can't i can
25:33
jenna i can join also jenna you're
25:36
saying you're
25:36
busy being depressed and drinking what
25:38
do you think we're doing in here
25:40
we're literally playing drinking games
25:42
talking about
25:43
like getting shadow banned on twitter so
25:45
that's a depressing topic
25:49
finn look it's us just as good as
25:53
black ops i think it is what
25:58
i will beat you
26:02
oh no i should have been finn fin
26:05
finn it really is us it really is us
26:09
that's exactly us zombies
26:15
yeah but wait wait wait wait wait wait
26:16
peach peach peach give him the headset
26:18
give him the headset give him the
26:19
headset
26:20
give him that said
26:24
moxie moxie you cannot tell me that the
26:26
zombies is better than transit
26:29
transit is literally the worst zombies
26:32
map
26:32
okay it is but like the maps are fun the
26:35
black ops is too high rise and [ __ ] it's
26:37
b
26:37
it's a banger die rise high rice
26:42
what high rice the one in like china i
26:44
think the multiplayer map
26:46
yeah oh wait no i didn't like that one
26:49
it's fun uh on the skyscraper
26:53
if you're talking about the zombies map
26:54
that one is okay okay guys
26:56
guys guys
27:00
guys come on i'll get out okay okay shut
27:03
up right now shut up and listen to this
27:05
okay
27:05
guys listen to this max listen to this
27:07
tell me this doesn't give you feelings
27:09
hey i'm so sorry actually shut up
27:13
shut up shut up
27:16
[Music]
27:18
shut up
27:22
[Music]
27:27
are we still gonna do never have i ever
27:29
because like mommy's
27:30
tipsy right now and are we still
27:36
[Music]
27:39
what the [ __ ] don't tell me that's not a
27:42
banger
27:43
it's it's 1am here so oh my god
27:47
so my my dad's um fiance
27:51
is like we're from south texas so
27:53
they're hick as hell
27:55
like country trump loving [ __ ]
27:58
she sent me this meme like guys
28:01
how guys who drink white claws dress
28:05
it's too late i said i said
28:08
here let me just let me uh dude i'll
28:10
never understand you america that's
28:12
my type of men same same
28:16
i like cross dressers but those men look
28:18
so
28:19
good i don't know what she expected like
28:20
did you say like they're ugly oh my god
28:24
peg the [ __ ] out of them
28:27
[ __ ] sake i'm getting more and more
28:29
insights into your marx's relationship
28:31
as
28:31
this time thank you oh my god i feel
28:33
like we'd all be such good friends we
28:34
should totally go on double dates
28:36
i'm gonna wear a i think i'm gonna wear
28:38
a g2
28:40
g2 jersey put that away
28:45
oh do you support a different team of
28:48
nerd games no i just
28:49
i just don't i'm the only i don't know
28:54
i don't know about you
29:01
okay good what are the teams for
29:05
they fight each other i think but like
29:07
for what i don't like
29:12
it doesn't look like it's like a barbie
29:14
like top-down
29:17
fanatics in it that's pretty much all i
29:18
know um
29:21
ballarat i like g2
29:24
what so um like if i were to get one of
29:27
those
29:27
shirts like where would i buy that shirt
29:30
like
29:31
this one yeah on g2
29:34
shop.com but like what
29:38
what is g2 it says esports team
29:41
they're based in berlin i've met some of
29:43
their players
29:44
but what's the sport league of legends
29:47
oh okay
29:51
okay i know league of legends i'm a
29:53
woman so
29:54
what does that mean we're pulling out
29:58
the transphobia again
29:59
i don't know any so i was hey shut up
30:02
we're pulling out the
30:03
gaming transphobia the gaming
30:07
oh transphobia i played league of
30:10
legends for my university and i hated it
30:12
so much because these [ __ ] sweaty ass
30:15
men would
30:16
[ __ ] kill me all the time because
30:17
they thought it was so sexy to kill a
30:19
woman
30:20
and i just quit i hated it and i've
30:22
never played league of legends since
30:23
then
30:24
red bull sponsor logitech
30:27
uh aoc or whatever legion
30:31
uh logitech bmw this is the shanghai
30:36
hoodie and they got [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
30:38
by dom 1 gaming
30:39
so wearing this right now is kind of a
30:40
shame actually i'm going to be honest
30:42
like
30:43
don't get me wrong i appreciate it but i
30:45
don't know anything about esports the
30:47
only thing
30:48
that is fine who cares about esports
30:50
anyways i have a jersey for
30:53
the outlaws i think for houston the
30:56
overwatch i heard they're almost
30:57
transformative they got it for free i
30:59
got it for free i have a friend who
31:00
played uh
31:01
in the housto or dallas i have a friend
31:04
who played in the overwatch league
31:07
or something and they were in one of the
31:09
texas teams and they were
31:10
the team was kind of transphobic so they
31:12
left i know
31:14
people who play on the overwatch league
31:16
it's but i don't know anything about
31:18
that [ __ ]
31:19
i played overwatch once i didn't love it
31:21
it's okay it's kind of fun if you don't
31:23
care about it
31:23
okay ever since i started like i used to
31:25
love overwatch but since i started
31:26
getting into call of duty again i don't
31:28
want to play overwatch whatsoever i
31:29
don't know like overwatch immediately
31:30
pisses me off
31:32
jenna you can you can join if you want
31:34
you don't need to talk and chat
31:35
nothing if you've got no horse in the ga
31:37
if you got nothing to care about if
31:39
losing matters nothing it's like an
31:40
arcade
31:41
arcade game to you it's it's really
31:43
quite fun but
31:44
i don't know as soon as you start caring
31:46
it becomes like annoying me marisa
31:48
and urita used to play overwatch a lot
31:50
but then we came to our senses
31:52
i hope yurita doesn't come back right
31:54
now because unless you asked her
31:56
to join text her texture that would mean
31:59
a lot to her
32:00
it would it would play overwatch too and
32:02
then i turned 12 and
32:04
thought i'd play okay jenna i understand
32:06
you can join after
32:07
after streaming like neopets
32:11
oh my god you know what game i've been
32:12
playing again recently is gaia online
32:14
and you know what that's just like i've
32:16
never even played it gay online i barely
32:18
even heard about it
32:19
you guys actually know by the way one
32:20
second you know remember when we did
32:23
when i built the lego joker and batman
32:25
on stream
32:26
i do this was with you both guys
32:30
so my first stream here when i went to
32:33
stream again it was with you guys
32:35
so now and now my first stream with the
32:37
good camera is with both of you guys and
32:38
i think actually
32:39
i had peach on top and finn at the
32:41
bottom too on the right side
32:44
something like that that's insane nice
32:46
x-men hoodie by the way
32:48
thank you i got it on the recommendation
32:51
of someone pretty
32:52
fashionable me yeah
32:56
at the disney store paradox oh never
32:59
mind i thought you were subbed for six
33:00
months i was gonna say you have the
33:01
diamond beanie but uh
33:02
you're act you're subscribing for six
33:04
months ahead of time which is
33:06
almost as insane i don't think i've ever
33:09
seen that
33:11
that's nuts you probably just haven't
33:12
read it because thank you
33:14
i was gonna get excited so you have the
33:15
diamond beanie but subscribe for six
33:17
months that's already like the diamond
33:19
beanie by the way the diamond beanie
33:20
looks like this i don't think anyone
33:21
there's one guy who has it but i i don't
33:24
think he's in chat right now
33:25
there's one guy who's sub sub to me for
33:27
like 10 months and i've streamed like
33:29
twice
33:32
finn have a [ __ ] yeah oh good yeah
33:35
the camera is so good by the way mine
33:38
it's sexy yeah
33:40
you want me to full screen
33:43
oh i'm not even oh i'm not the main
33:46
character look at this
33:47
look at this where is where's where's
33:50
the
33:50
oh oh i have you over the alert actually
33:52
by the way look at that
33:54
look at that wait look how good this
33:56
looks
33:57
i was kind of planning on skipping today
33:59
like uh
34:01
just sleeping are you watching uh are
34:02
you watching the stream by the way
34:05
i feel like i am the queen of skipping
34:07
streams so i am here to tell you to skip
34:10
your stream
34:10
are watching are you watching my stream
34:12
finn
34:15
look how good that looks [ __ ] that's
34:18
what i mean
34:19
i'd want to do like i'd want to get that
34:21
camera but i don't know
34:22
maybe maybe i like the look of
34:26
this camera a bit better the sony like
34:28
gives it a little bit more
34:29
wait i never have to peach what can i
34:31
like
34:33
yeah that's the one though thank you mia
34:35
thank you mia
34:38
jenna when can i uh carry you and uh
34:41
wally again at the same time
34:44
i've gotten stronger i can maybe pick up
34:47
a third person now
34:48
what camera do we have
34:51
yeah the the new one
34:55
it is literally like i love this camera
34:57
so much because even though i'm not like
34:58
a
34:59
professional photographer who knows [ __ ]
35:00
you can shoot in manual and your photos
35:02
look
35:03
amazing you mean automatic i mean
35:07
automatic whatever i don't [ __ ] know
35:09
do i look like i know what i'm doing
35:12
well this camera that i have right now
35:14
is the sony a3
35:16
no a7 iii a7 iii the eos
35:19
6d mark ii i do not the lens
35:22
is the canon zoom lens ef 24
35:26
70 millimeter you know what sucks jenna
35:28
actually i was
35:29
we were all gonna meet up in april for
35:31
my birthday too in texas
35:33
it was you eureta me peach moxie it was
35:36
all of us we're gonna meet up for
35:38
[ __ ] uh and some you remember when we
35:40
were looking at like houses with like
35:41
uh trampolines and i was like my god i
35:45
forgot all about i was like i really
35:46
want a [ __ ] trampoline
35:48
and a bouncy house a bouncy house a
35:52
bouncy castle and literally right before
35:53
we were booking it you told me like hold
35:55
off on a second i think they're banning
35:57
travel and i was like
35:58
what and literally that put me into such
36:01
a deep depression i gained
36:02
20 pounds in two months ah
36:05
you know it's crazy is that it would
36:07
have been safer than
36:09
than it is now it the worst part is that
36:12
for
36:12
years i've always thought when i'm 21
36:15
it's going to be the by the way fin give
36:18
me a second
36:18
i was literally i don't already own one
36:21
you're not moving by the way finn
36:22
you're not moving you're cam crushed um
36:24
you should get a um
36:26
like a really short lens like a 12
36:28
millimeter lens
36:30
so it's really wide angle so you can
36:31
just use that camera for a webcam
36:34
um so that's not the camera that i'd be
36:36
using for my webcam i actually have
36:37
another one
36:38
that um still one of them sent me and
36:40
then i never
36:41
used and i feel bad but i i do want to
36:43
get a wide lens
36:44
um lens for that i don't know anything
36:47
about cameras
36:48
i've had to learn and it's really easy
36:51
to be honest with you
36:53
like it's pretty much just you find like
36:55
the millimeter is like how wide it is
36:58
and then you just want to get the f stop
36:59
the f there's like a they put like 12
37:02
millimeter
37:02
f 2.8 f 5.4 you know or whatever just
37:07
f-stop
37:07
the f-stop right f-stop just means how
37:09
bright is such a big
37:10
knowledgeable brain i think it means
37:14
the focal area whatever it's called
37:17
well it's how wide the camera can open
37:19
it's how wide the lens can actually open
37:21
yeah
37:22
and then it it controls also how blurry
37:24
the background is so if you want your
37:25
background really blurry
37:27
really low uh i can't believe this red
37:29
dog you're literally speaking my [ __ ]
37:31
thing because you guys
37:33
well there's two [ __ ] announcements
37:34
what i'm gonna
37:36
have to remove one of the alert boxes
37:38
apparently
37:40
anyways i was literally i was saying
37:42
something that i have yet
37:44
they have now forgot finn cause you
37:46
hardcore interrupted me
37:47
and i was doing this on stream and
37:50
literally this
37:50
this rad dog person i literally lost my
37:53
train of thought
37:54
thought how did you know that your
37:57
aperture
37:57
number yeah yeah aperture i forgot what
38:00
it does
38:02
i have a i usually just take the picture
38:05
and i'm really good at
38:06
editing it i'm not good at taking the
38:08
picture i'm good at editing the picture
38:10
afterwards
38:12
i can make them look pretty banger bro i
38:14
think
38:16
i think i'm like 20 minutes away from
38:20
being like drunk well i haven't been
38:23
drinking actually in the last
38:24
few years oh my god i've been drinking
38:26
this entire time oh no
38:28
i haven't been
38:31
okay to be sober didn't you just wake up
38:33
oh he's gone
38:34
i don't know if he just woke up that's
38:36
the thing we went to i went to bed we
38:38
were calling i went to bed at like
38:39
9 00 a.m i think he went to bed shortly
38:42
after but
38:43
still he had i haven't heard from him
38:45
until like now
38:46
he called me like five minutes ago on
38:48
the phone and i was like
38:49
what the [ __ ] so i just added him to
38:51
call
38:53
so guys never have i ever is still open
38:55
if you guys want to do something oh my
38:56
god we are playing never have i ever
38:58
[ __ ] hit us we just we just went off
39:00
about [ __ ] statistics and [ __ ] about
39:03
our accounts
39:04
and also birthday parties and bouncy
39:06
castles that never happened
39:08
oh i just kicked my [ __ ] camera my
39:12
bed
39:15
i have a sandwich in my fridge and i'm
39:17
just so excited i should save this
39:19
this stream setting for three people and
39:22
call and then i should have one for one
39:23
person and call
39:25
you know yeah because this right now is
39:28
perfect if i two people in call i can
39:29
just do it perfectly
39:33
i gotta pee again i have such a weak
39:35
bladder when i drink
39:36
it's okay i'll take over the stream
39:43
i'm so much better at streaming when i
39:44
have people with me i'm so bad alone
39:47
really i feel awkward with people alone
39:50
because i've streamed so many times
39:52
i mean i feel better whenever i'm alone
39:54
because i've streamed so many times
39:55
every time i'm alone i'm just like okay
39:57
guys let's ask me something let's do q a
39:59
blah blah and
40:00
i'll just zone out and be like okay so
40:02
what do you guys want to talk about
40:03
but with people in call like we've been
40:05
talking non-stop for like two hours
40:08
it's so easy to just keep a conversation
40:10
going with friends you know and stuff
40:12
it's just i feel weird because i feel
40:15
like i lose viewership whenever i have
40:16
people in my stream i get more not being
40:18
able to talk i get more
40:20
i get less i also get less i get more
40:23
for some reason maybe i'm not that
40:25
popular
40:26
no it's because you you're usually
40:28
streaming with other people
40:29
i'm good at making conversations happen
40:31
i think i'm good at like
40:33
when we're on a call right now i'm good
40:34
at like spawning interesting
40:37
topics i think i do think it is
40:39
important to learn how to feel
40:40
comfortable to stream on your own
40:41
because it's how
40:42
the majority of your stuff i'm
40:43
comfortable streaming on my own i'm
40:45
definitely am
40:46
i'm just not as entertaining because i
40:47
can't bounce off of stuff most of the
40:49
time chat
40:50
obviously i don't know them so i can't
40:52
make like any references or jokes or
40:53
anything
40:54
whenever i hit go live i have to be in
40:56
the mood to like
40:57
up my personality like by like four
41:00
notches
41:00
or five i'm not i'm just like my sister
41:03
has watched my streams
41:05
and she's like you are not the same
41:06
person whenever you stream so like i
41:08
don't want to watch it and i was like
41:09
girl like that's how you have to
41:10
be like you need to up it up and keep it
41:13
entertaining or people are going to
41:14
click off and like i understand that
41:15
okay so while we were talking no one has
41:19
done it never
41:19
yeah never ever they were saving up
41:21
points so now we have never have i ever
41:23
playing okay
41:24
never ever forgot i was playing never
41:26
ever i haven't forgot no one was just
41:28
asking a question
41:30
never ever watched full body strippers
41:32
in vr we watched full body strippers in
41:35
vr
41:35
well i got stripped on one time i got a
41:38
lap dance and finn was watching
41:40
remember bro they're so yeah i was just
41:43
introduced me to these people and i need
41:45
to get you all in vr chat
41:46
and introduce y'all to these people
41:48
because there's this couple in vr chat
41:50
that are professional dancers
41:52
and they have two stripper pools set up
41:54
in their living room
41:55
and they're both in full body so they'll
41:57
both start dancing on you and like start
41:59
going around the poles and they have
42:02
routines
42:03
it is insane like you feel like you're
42:06
in a [ __ ] strip club so i'll take a
42:07
big ol sip to that [ __ ] because i
42:09
i love me some virtual lap dances let me
42:12
say i need to respond to this email
42:13
because i bought something on a card
42:15
market
42:16
i've never had any experience like that
42:17
i've never been to a strip club before
42:19
oh my god i love strip club so much
42:22
genuinely but also if you're just pretty
42:24
and you go into a strip club
42:26
men would just give me money to give to
42:28
the strippers
42:29
because they just wanted to watch women
42:31
give money to other women and i love
42:33
that and i would just ask them for more
42:35
money
42:35
to give to the women like it was just
42:37
like a win-win oh my god did you see my
42:38
bicep right there oh
42:40
yeah did you see that oh it's not it's
42:42
it's toned it's very toned
42:45
um never have i ever crashed a car i've
42:48
i've bumped into something whenever i
42:50
was 16 but i wouldn't say crash
42:52
have you crashed a car i put a
42:54
significant dent in the door
42:56
yeah i would say that's a fender bender
42:58
not
42:59
crashing yeah i've never like to the
43:01
point where you could say like
43:02
it's a crash i've def like insurance cl
43:05
i'm counting is just insurance claim
43:08
yeah that's a fender bender i would say
43:10
okay
43:11
never have i ever asked super personal
43:13
questions while playing never have i
43:15
ever ever credit i don't think i've ever
43:16
regret
43:17
asking questions there's very few things
43:20
that i'm very like secret
43:22
about really i like pretty damn open
43:24
book yeah i'm also an open book i just
43:26
love
43:27
talking to people never have i ever
43:29
asked a super personal questions while
43:30
playing
43:31
never ever been in a hospital for more
43:33
than a week i haven't
43:35
i will be though soon i think never ever
43:38
eaten
43:38
an apple core spoken in another language
43:42
without realizing it oh my god i speak
43:45
to finn
43:45
german so many times i talked german to
43:49
him without real
43:50
like yesterday we were on a call i just
43:51
started talking german
43:53
and i was like holy [ __ ] have i like i
43:55
was telling him the story for like five
43:56
minutes straight and i was like
43:58
did i just tell you that in german and
43:59
he was like yeah and i was like
44:01
[ __ ] see it's crazy because your english
44:04
is
44:04
so good that whenever you do bust out
44:07
your german around me i'm like
44:08
i forget that you can you're from
44:10
germany because your english is just so
44:12
good
44:13
thanks you're telling me that it doesn't
44:14
like at least twice a day when she's
44:17
around you she doesn't play that like
44:18
that song
44:20
song hey dusk get up
44:24
defiantly
44:28
like over a week like i don't even i
44:30
think she spoke to me in german one time
44:32
and that was all i heard i ice we me and
44:35
finn were like
44:36
sleeping in the same room and i
44:39
apparently
44:39
sleep talk in german a lot you do
44:43
like you'll you'll wake up maybe like
44:45
you wake up and you want water or some
44:46
[ __ ] or
44:48
anyway you'll wake up and then go like
44:50
you'll
44:51
turn around say something to me and i'll
44:54
respond normally and then you respond
44:55
again ninja so you understand
44:57
english coming in but you continue to
44:59
speak the gem it's weird
45:00
you one time you woke up finn and you
45:03
told me like
45:04
i was like you were like huh and i was
45:06
like what and you were like
45:08
they're gonna regret doing that
45:12
it's like they're gonna regret this
45:14
they'll pay for this
45:17
when i um when i first started dating uh
45:20
moxie and the first time i ever
45:22
stayed at his house in the middle of the
45:24
night he
45:25
rolls over gets over me and he goes
45:27
what'd you just [ __ ] say to me
45:29
and i was like what i i started freaking
45:32
out i was like what are you talking
45:33
about oh my god
45:34
and i'm like and he's like what are you
45:36
talking about like what are you talking
45:38
about
45:38
it was awful and multiple times he's
45:40
waking up and just rolled over
45:42
on top of me and just been like hey and
45:44
i'm like oh my god
45:46
it's terrifying next question
45:49
never have i ever doubled the speed
45:51
limit and uh a
45:52
greater wait is that already no i think
45:54
the next question is
45:57
uh never ever excited about imagining
45:59
the world semi
46:00
gets destroyed i didn't i really don't
46:03
get excited about the world ending
46:05
why would i want that no i don't want
46:07
that yeah never have i ever doubled the
46:08
speed is the next one
46:10
yeah i live in texas [ __ ] yeah i haven't
46:13
drove in a car
46:14
that fast yet to be fair all the roads
46:17
are so narrow
46:18
wait how fast is 45 kilometers per hour
46:22
that sip was for i have played never
46:24
have ever in
46:27
per vrchat it's like 30 or 40. oh my god
46:30
that's only 30. what the [ __ ] yeah of
46:31
course
46:32
dude you know here in texas there are
46:34
legal areas where you can go 90 miles
46:36
per hour how much is that
46:39
well we have like a ton of roads they're
46:40
called just the national speed limit and
46:42
no one cares how fast you go on those
46:44
but it's technically it's 70. you're
46:46
allowed to go 17 but
46:47
you can go 70 on these roads that are as
46:49
i did your car
46:50
so 90 miles per hour and kilometers is
46:53
144 kilometers per hour that's the legal
46:55
speed limit on some roads in texas
46:57
because texas hello hello hello we use
47:00
miles per hour
47:01
yeah wait mirrors of these miles per
47:03
hour i use kilometers
47:08
texas is just so [ __ ] bad they they
47:10
just said we have places to be
47:11
and they up that [ __ ] you know what you
47:13
want to you know what i want to get i
47:14
mean do you live in a city
47:16
or like where everything's really quick
47:18
i live i live in a city now
47:19
yeah you know what i've recently found
47:22
out that exists
47:23
so the one thing i keep ranting about
47:25
which i love
47:26
so much is like i've got this like
47:28
electric scooter but
47:29
it goes it it's so good oh fun
47:33
it goes 15 miles an hour though which
47:34
you think is like
47:36
uh it's or 25 kilometers an hour you'd
47:38
think he's like that's slow in a car
47:40
that's a crawl
47:41
right yeah but on a scooter
47:44
holy [ __ ] i can't imagine your ass on a
47:47
scooter right now like i would love to
47:49
picture that
47:50
i would love to be on a road and be like
47:52
wow is that fenster on that [ __ ]
47:53
scooter with the fat ass like zooming by
47:57
just zoom in i um i don't live in a
48:01
dense enough area to where i'd say i
48:02
could use a scooter because
48:05
wait um a [ __ ] discord on stream
48:07
right now
48:08
i'm just talking german to this [ __ ]
48:10
to a friend of mine
48:13
i didn't realize you can see it i didn't
48:15
realize you can see it
48:17
here's like the stream is too quiet you
48:19
need to turn up your friends i was like
48:21
is it working now it was just on stream
48:25
[ __ ]
48:26
oh yeah we're being we we're being uh
48:30
really hung up on the late question
48:33
right now that we're missing out on like
48:34
20.
48:35
we gotta wrap it up okay let's do them
48:36
faster let's do them faster just read
48:38
them off and we'll go okay never
48:39
played ever never ever in vr chat we
48:41
have i
48:42
already took a sip for that never ever
48:44
lost a pet and
48:45
lost the pet for an extended period of
48:47
time i haven't
48:49
never ever gotten head on stream uh no
48:52
never have ever dressed up like a girl
48:55
i am a girl i have no that's not
48:58
dressing up as a girl if you are a girl
48:59
i have dressed up as a girl before i was
49:01
trans
49:02
or before i came out as trans so that
49:03
counts
49:05
i mean i've dressed up as a man before i
49:06
guess never have i ever stumbled over
49:08
the mess in my room
49:09
that's for you finn but also for me yeah
49:12
i have have i never ever ate out a girl
49:15
i have
49:16
of course what the [ __ ] do i live under
49:18
a rock never ever
49:20
can you translate explain what the duha
49:22
song um
49:23
the the the duhas song is it just
49:26
translates to
49:27
you have and keep saying you have you
49:29
have and then you at
49:30
you have asked me you have asked me you
49:33
have asked me and i said nothing and
49:35
then dude
49:37
it's like uh i guess they're getting
49:38
like he's getting like asked out or
49:40
something
49:41
never have i ever gone over 120 miles
49:43
per hour on a road i have not 100
49:45
miles per hour mine was not on a public
49:48
road does that count
49:51
uh yeah i guess so wait more than 200
49:55
miles an hour did you say what
49:56
it was a hundred and twenty oh i've
49:59
never 120 holy [ __ ] can you hear that
50:02
it's not like a scream outside but it's
50:03
a fox i
50:05
didn't hear that that's just creepy do
50:07
you know what noises foxes mike
50:09
like screams like i've seen fox videos
50:12
before
50:14
i i don't think i'm gonna take a sip
50:16
because that's not on a public road and
50:17
i've also drank a lot oh my god i'm so
50:20
stupid i literally complained about the
50:22
thing and i
50:22
just showed it again stop well just
50:25
respond to discord on your phone
50:27
idiot yeah well it's not a bad
50:28
conversation he's just like asking me to
50:30
turn it up
50:33
um he's a good friend to my friend i
50:36
have gifted so many
50:37
subs you know finn i gifted subs to you
50:40
once and you didn't even say my name
50:42
and i would have totally refunded it
50:43
through paypal i would have
50:46
i'm just saying you're a [ __ ] oh
50:49
i've got this was before i had an alert
50:51
set up for it
50:52
because i know that now i've got it set
50:54
up so it actually says like
50:55
peach gift itself not just like a new
50:58
sub coming in
50:58
i just showed it again i just shot it
51:01
again stop
51:02
clicking on it stop it oh my god i'm so
51:05
stupid i just shot it again never have i
51:08
ever made up a story about
51:09
someone something that wasn't real yeah
51:11
i used to do that as a kid all the time
51:13
i don't know why i keep forgetting
51:14
that's the thing figuring out how to lie
51:16
yeah everyone drunk in vr there's an
51:18
entire video
51:19
that wasn't true um just to make me
51:22
sound more interesting whatever oh
51:23
i used to [ __ ] up stories as a kid i was
51:26
a liar i was a bad liar
51:27
you're been drunk in vr there's an
51:28
entire video of me taking drugs and
51:30
smoke
51:31
and drinking and i was so [ __ ] up and
51:34
i
51:34
do it again never ever been someone my
51:37
little park champ i think i called you
51:38
my little punk champion once in call
51:41
why can't you call me your little you're
51:44
not
51:47
you're three years older than your stars
51:49
calm down i respect my elders but you're
51:51
too old for me
51:52
you can't be a little gem if you're
51:54
older never have i ever jacked up with
51:56
acrylic nails
51:58
oh my god i do that every day okay
52:02
that's [ __ ] it's not that hard
52:06
well you've had acrylic nails for months
52:08
right for months
52:09
oh you know when i first you know when i
52:11
first got them
52:12
like it's when i first got them when it
52:15
was like a novelty holy [ __ ] it looks
52:17
like a girl's hand
52:19
yeah i've actually seen people argue
52:21
that like there's people arguing that if
52:22
your
52:23
hand like you lose use lotion and having
52:25
a set of girls hands ready is actually
52:27
pretty good
52:28
i'm not kidding like you never have like
52:30
ever acrylics so
52:32
instantly sexier never have i ever
52:34
gotten drunk at insomnia gaming festival
52:37
cheers to all the gamers out there
52:40
insomnia is a
52:41
basically like it's in birmingham it's
52:43
in it's a birmingham gaming convention
52:45
i feel so bad that i'm out of the loop
52:47
with y'all never have ever made fun of
52:49
finn's tail i haven't actually i respect
52:51
it
52:51
you have a tail i do he has a butt plug
52:54
tail but
52:55
it's not he didn't i own so many of
52:57
those oh my god
52:58
he got it sent he got it sent okay he
53:00
got it
53:02
downstairs it's like i think it's still
53:03
on my shelf downstairs
53:05
so i can just shut it he got it sent
53:07
okay it's not his tail
53:08
he it's now his tail but he didn't buy
53:10
it okay make a drink
53:14
finn make finn drink because he did it
53:18
when charlie was at his house what did
53:20
you do when charlie was at his house
53:22
fun of the tale did you make fun of your
53:24
own tale
53:27
oh yeah oh fine i do i might put it like
53:29
that
53:30
um never have i ever had to help my
53:32
partner with their crippling gatorade
53:33
addiction
53:39
moxie you skipped over so many never
53:42
have i ever
53:42
you remember when moxie went to that
53:44
playground and started beating up all
53:45
the children because they had gatorade
53:47
and he wanted that
53:49
the [ __ ] i need so much i don't care
53:53
um one time moxie offhandedly said that
53:56
he likes gatorade and summer and marisa
53:57
have been harassing him for like six
53:59
months
53:59
we were making this memes we were dying
54:01
and called we're playing minecraft we're
54:03
like
54:03
yo you remember that one time moxie like
54:05
robbed the bank just to get some more
54:07
gatorade and it's like yeah that was
54:08
insane
54:10
that i wanted to murder you yeah that
54:12
was the night we played minecraft too
54:14
and you deleted your [ __ ] room like i
54:16
left there hating the [ __ ]
54:17
never have i ever been to a convention
54:19
in orlando i think we bought that
54:21
okay oh my god i'm gonna be oh i have a
54:24
gift kiss
54:25
uh some points
54:36
what if he shows up shows that the plug
54:39
in there is
54:39
can you show the plug right now is it
54:41
too far away
54:42
uh it's downstairs okay yeah i don't
54:44
know yeah i wouldn't show that on stream
54:47
i've shown like the tap like i've held
54:49
the you know the end and help
54:51
show the actual tail bit but i wouldn't
54:53
show the other never ever hit a
54:54
six-year-old with a car
54:55
like he was only six
55:00
is that your channel meme you always
55:02
talk about that
55:03
very few people know about this move
55:05
well you literally
55:07
you literally have like a sign or
55:08
something something was in your room
55:10
that said he was on like a license plate
55:12
he was only six what is that meme thing
55:15
i need to know
55:16
each channel move no one knows about it
55:18
i need to know
55:20
the highlight of that thing has like 2
55:22
000 views or 3 000 pieces
55:25
i need to know finn please i just met
55:29
it's just this meme i fully convinced my
55:30
friend zach that i
55:32
that a few years ago i killed a child
55:34
with my car
55:35
he was fully convinced
55:39
i don't like i i don't ever do i i have
55:42
a very truthful relationship with my
55:43
friend we're very
55:44
we're very um we don't lie to each other
55:46
so i i decided i'd [ __ ] with him once on
55:48
stream
55:49
so i started dming him like uh i started
55:51
dming him basically i ended up
55:53
convincing him that um
55:54
i was regretful of the child that i once
55:57
hit with my car
55:58
uh a few years ago i was like mate i was
56:00
picking it up real
56:01
i was like saying like he would have
56:03
turned nine this year
56:04
i was terrible it ah i felt like a
56:07
terrible person he was so
56:08
funny never have ever
56:13
said i'm better than my friend who is
56:15
more successful
56:16
i'm better than both of you but i know
56:18
you both make more money than me so
56:19
cheers i know i'm better i just know i'm
56:23
better i i just know i'm better in every
56:26
single aspect but you're more successful
56:27
than me thank you
56:29
i'm just so much better like it's not a
56:31
contest
56:32
why don't you do this for me why does no
56:34
one do this for me well finn i would do
56:36
this for you if we lived in the same
56:37
house but
56:38
oh turns out i'm in [ __ ] germany
56:41
right now you dumbass
56:42
why do you ask me right now why don't i
56:44
bring you food you want me to bring you
56:45
food
56:46
i'll order food to your house right now
56:47
what do you want dominos
56:49
it's 1 am there's nothing open i'll
56:51
order you something
56:52
i still have your uber a.m
56:57
i still have your address locked in what
56:59
do you want
57:00
i don't want anything mcdonald's you
57:02
want some chicken dip and uh cheese
57:04
dippers
57:04
she said you talking [ __ ] i'll [ __ ]
57:07
do it right i know you want i know you
57:08
want cheese dipper so i'm gonna get you
57:09
cheese dippers
57:10
share box i would murder for cheese dip
57:13
tangy tomato dip add to basket
57:16
apparently they're this thing
57:17
only in the uk but they're [ __ ] you
57:19
see them far away from this address i
57:21
don't care
57:22
places like bread and fry cheese
57:26
they're like crunchy fried cheese i
57:28
almost finished
57:29
me right now finn i almost showed my
57:31
phone which would have leaked my full
57:33
name
57:34
and your address yeah
57:37
stupid but yeah
57:43
but what i did was i just completely
57:45
ignored what happened
57:46
and i just kept going acting like
57:48
nothing happened and nobody ever said
57:49
[ __ ]
57:50
there you go finn finn finn yeah
57:53
20 minutes until 20 chicken dippers and
57:55
ketchup
57:56
sauce chicken uh cheese dippers i mean
58:00
he doesn't look impressed no i i
58:03
somewhat don't believe it but i i kind
58:05
of more i'm thinking she actually did it
58:07
don't show your phone don't show your
58:09
phone i'm hiding it i'm hiding it behind
58:11
it i'm hiding it there you see
58:13
preparing order i mean no
58:16
did i just like something like 30
58:18
seconds
58:20
let's actually just got an email that
58:24
could have been leaked to be honest no
58:26
it's kind of funny because if you'd have
58:28
actually done that and it showed what
58:29
you want you would have leaked the
58:30
address did you see anything to be
58:31
honest right now did you see anything
58:33
could you read anything how close
58:36
mcdonald's is to me
58:37
yeah but did you read anything right
58:39
there could you read anything
58:40
because i showed it and let you in the
58:43
same second an email pop down
58:46
yo run up these never have i ever
58:47
questions oh [ __ ] i dropped a goldfish
58:49
i'm already drunk might as well just
58:50
[ __ ] folsom
58:51
i'm pretty drunk too i literally just if
58:53
if this was if this camera was
58:55
faster on focusing i would have leaked
58:56
my entire address
58:59
i'm just happy to be in a call with
59:01
youtube because like literally the last
59:02
time i was in a call with youtube
59:04
on discord was whenever y'all first met
59:06
what do you mean my camera sucks too
59:08
much it's amazing it just it has eye
59:10
tracking so it focuses on my face at all
59:13
times
59:15
and then like uh yeah it was the first
59:17
time we met too
59:19
all times yeah my still first memory of
59:22
you is like oh
59:23
no i just woke up my mom
59:27
oh my god i just tried to [ __ ] clip
59:29
it so i see if it was like bad
59:32
and i pressed to like start the [ __ ]
59:35
like airplane and i just played in the
59:37
living room
59:39
oh my god i don't understand why you
59:41
cannot just sit back in your chair and
59:43
keep your hands to yourself
59:44
and just like don't do anything oh why
59:46
maybe you're ableist but i do have adhd
59:49
yeah i'm gonna run up these questions
59:51
because you're being yes
59:53
okay never have i ever been run over by
59:56
a car
59:56
wait that is totally aimed at you marisa
60:02
i've been hit i've been hit but i
60:04
haven't been run over
60:06
what yeah she got hit by a car what the
60:09
[ __ ]
60:10
i know so much about you apparently like
60:14
she was crossing the street i remember
60:16
correctly
60:17
well yeah i imagine no okay see
60:20
okay here's listen listen there's the
60:22
thing okay i'll draw it
60:24
on okay i'm not gonna i'm so [ __ ]
60:27
stupid right now i'm so stupid i almost
60:29
said the r word
60:31
which i'm not allowed to say obviously
60:32
which i wouldn't say yeah i think you
60:34
are right
60:36
i have adhd but i don't know if this
60:38
this works okay anyways
60:40
apparently according to twitter that's
60:41
how it's working
60:43
i don't know how that one works and it's
60:45
like funny because like i have adhd and
60:47
i have a learning disability but i'm
60:48
still like
60:49
yeah i am technically disabled right
60:51
mental i'm technically
60:53
if you want to go real technical i'm
60:54
mentally disabled
60:56
and i don't know okay look at this this
60:58
is my drawing there's the roads right
61:01
one road two roads the middle was
61:03
parking spaces so let me clarify
61:05
by drawing cars in here okay
61:09
there's some there's some cars parking
61:12
here
61:13
i'm gonna write a big one okay
61:17
there's an m here which stands for
61:19
miariza and there's a g
61:20
here which stands for the gucci store so
61:23
i was trying to cross from
61:24
stop laughing i was trying to cross from
61:26
here to the gucci store
61:28
the cars were coming from the from here
61:30
right the cars were coming from here
61:32
and they were only coming from here only
61:35
this lane is this way only right
61:38
this lane is this way only so the so i
61:41
would only need to look
61:42
this way to see the cars coming right
61:45
you would have to look the opposite way
61:47
i would only no i would have to look
61:49
here to see the cars coming i would have
61:51
to look here yeah yeah
61:52
so i looked there and then crossed the
61:54
road and then i got hit by
61:55
a car coming this way because some guy
61:57
decided to drive on the wrong side of
61:59
the road
62:00
oh yeah i looked to the side i'm like
62:03
okay all good i walked in and
62:05
i got hit by the [ __ ] wrong car and
62:07
he was you were with a friend
62:08
guess what yeah with kian derek from
62:10
twitter he was a some
62:12
old [ __ ] boomer 60 70 years old
62:16
in his [ __ ] cabrio sports car he's
62:18
like i didn't even see you guys
62:21
quiet i did not see us
62:24
anyways i was for some reason not hurt
62:26
at all i didn't even get a bruise i did
62:28
not even get bruised
62:30
i literally shrugged i flew like five or
62:32
ten feet
62:34
but it was like nothing i felt like
62:35
nothing my friend was dizzy like a
62:37
little bit like maybe a
62:39
headache or something but i was like
62:42
fine i feel like i'm bruce willis like
62:44
i'm
62:44
unbreakable you know the movie
62:45
unbreakable it's like it's like
62:48
for some reason i don't get hurt
62:51
i've never gotten hurt i haven't seen
62:53
you get hurt
62:54
you actually never seen me get hurt i've
62:56
never gotten
62:57
anything broken never had a broken bone
62:59
i never get hurt
63:00
nothing in the last i don't know how
63:03
many years i have not gotten hurt
63:05
nothing has hurt me i don't feel pain
63:08
for some reason
63:09
i ask finn to bite me and he bites me
63:12
and he bites me hard and i'm like bite
63:14
me harder i can't feel it and he's like
63:16
i'm already biting you hard
63:18
in my arm you said i punched you and
63:22
like
63:22
you punched me full force and it felt
63:24
like nothing
63:26
i think i am almost invincible
63:29
yeah i don't know if i have a nerve
63:32
problem or anything but i just don't
63:33
feel pain
63:37
is this weird is this a thing do you
63:39
guys feel pain if i punch you in the
63:40
shoulder right now would it hurt
63:41
i think you just have a high pain
63:43
tolerance like i have a pretty heart but
63:44
it's insane i got hit by a
63:46
car full on like full-on i actually flew
63:48
across the street
63:50
and it did not hurt at all there was
63:52
that one time where you were the sole
63:54
survivor in a train crash right
63:55
yeah no but and this one time i i almost
63:59
drowned as a kid in school
64:01
oh dude this isn't even a joke but i
64:04
actually almost did i told this story
64:05
last time on stream i almost drowned in
64:07
school
64:08
and swimming class anyways it's insane
64:11
because i actually don't feel it
64:13
i haven't really gotten hurt in such a
64:15
long time
64:16
remember when i was punching the
64:18
punching bag and my fingernail was
64:19
digging into my hand and it was bleeding
64:22
out
64:22
it didn't hurt though my hand was just
64:25
bleeding
64:26
from the punching bag you'd also been
64:28
drinking and [ __ ]
64:29
too yeah sure but like peach imagine i
64:31
had this fingernail it was like
64:32
this long right it worked kind of gross
64:35
i
64:36
definitely didn't eat a goldfish it was
64:37
like it was like okay look how long this
64:39
fingernail
64:40
is okay i'm punching this punching bag
64:42
in a sweden
64:43
swedish arcade and i ball my fist like
64:45
this with my fingernail on my hand
64:47
and i punch it full force take in
64:49
account that i'm a
64:50
really [ __ ] good puncher so my
64:53
fingernail
64:54
after every punch keeps digging into my
64:56
hand and after 10 or 20 punches
64:58
this was just an open hole like
65:01
oozing out blood it was just bleeding
65:05
you'd cut yourself you're bringing this
65:07
up too much
65:08
okay it was it was bleeding it was
65:10
bleeding but i kept
65:11
punching and it didn't hurt me
65:15
yeah that's terrifying i am really not
65:17
feeling pain
65:18
you just have a high pain tolerance but
65:21
i feel like it's a little bit too high
65:22
like maybe it's a bunch of like tattoos
65:24
and appearances they feel like the thing
65:26
is like i feel like it's
65:28
at a point that's so high
65:31
that it's it's just stupid habshmatson
65:33
yeah okay
65:34
sometimes now whenever i get lip
65:36
injections i'm just like put that [ __ ]
65:38
into me straight okay the only thing
65:39
that has hurt me in the last
65:41
in the past the only thing that has
65:43
actually hurt me is this
65:44
a rib tattoo that is hellish that is
65:46
just hell
65:48
i cannot say that oh my god remember
65:50
finn when i was holding your hand and
65:51
just
65:51
squeezing it and i was screaming
65:55
this dragon [ __ ] that this
65:58
this tattoo put my body into shock
66:02
and it's actually not done because it
66:04
was probably one of the most painful
66:05
things i had ever gotten it was awful
66:07
um didn't peach give you a nice i've
66:09
never had my body go into shock i was
66:11
sweating
66:12
and my nose was running and i was
66:13
shivering and i was like i don't know
66:15
why i'm so cold and he was like oh your
66:17
body's going into the shock we're done
66:18
tattooing today and i was like what the
66:20
[ __ ] i remember when i had that
66:22
insane nose bleed that was like bleeding
66:24
for like an hour
66:25
oh my god and the entire toilet was like
66:28
filled with
66:29
no he didn't the entire toilet was like
66:31
filled with blood
66:32
and then suddenly out of nowhere i was
66:33
like i was like getting really tired i
66:35
was like i'm so [ __ ] cold i'm so cold
66:37
and you went to that party and you're
66:38
like
66:39
are you okay and i was just like passed
66:40
out i was like i'm so cold
66:42
i'm so cold and it was actually hot in
66:44
the room and you gave me a glass of
66:46
water it's like goodbye
66:47
yeah you're cold i was literally so
66:49
worried about you
66:51
oh my god you'd be [ __ ] have you gone
66:53
to see a doctor yet recently
66:55
not yet not yet or every day every day
66:58
it was uh
66:59
it was literally like when she was in uh
67:01
birmingham when she was in
67:02
sweden it was like um she'd like
67:06
be sweating but she'd be like i'm
67:07
freezing cold and she'd be blow drying
67:09
herself under the covers of a blanket
67:11
and i was like
67:12
something's up dude like you need to go
67:14
well i have a
67:15
thyroid problem i have a thyroid problem
67:17
i was about to say thyroid
67:19
yeah i know i have a thyroid problem my
67:21
doctor said that my thyroid is off my
67:23
hormone levels i wanna i wanna run up
67:25
some
67:25
more never have i ever questions because
67:27
i just want an excuse to drink okay guys
67:29
you've been saving up some channel
67:30
points hit me with the never have ever
67:31
or hit us with the never have ever
67:33
probably missed never i've ever watched
67:35
cowboy bebop
67:37
i haven't i haven't what you all are on
67:40
crack
67:41
i gotta pee i'll i'll answer the
67:43
questions when i'm back
67:45
oh never have oh what would i drink
67:48
oh my god who asked that question never
67:51
have i ever been a [ __ ] okay
67:53
stop i'll drink
68:00
never have i ever cross dress okay i'll
68:01
drink
68:03
oh yeah wait yeah i kind of want to see
68:05
what the [ __ ] you crosses of the dude
68:07
so whenever i was in high school um i've
68:10
always had short hair throughout my
68:11
whole life
68:12
and um i was very much like um
68:16
like i was more masculine um
68:19
like i just had like a i have a if i if
68:21
you see me like not wearing makeup i
68:23
look really masculine
68:24
and whenever i was in high school no no
68:26
well now that i have longer hair
68:28
um but whenever i have my shorter hair i
68:30
would literally get called
68:32
sir and like a guy all the [ __ ] time
68:34
and it drove me insane because i didn't
68:36
identify as a man but whatever
68:38
i look like a total [ __ ] lesbian like
68:40
it's crazy i'll have to show you
68:42
some pictures but i'm too lazy to bring
68:44
it up right now it's it's annoying
68:47
but like i'll i'll dress up as like a
68:49
[ __ ] man all the time i don't give a
68:50
[ __ ] like
68:51
i was earlier up in [ __ ] best buy
68:53
like
68:56
like i don't know like sometimes it
68:59
really depends on what i'm wearing like
69:01
i'll feel more masculine or something
69:02
like that like if i'm wearing baggy
69:04
things
69:04
i definitely look uh more masculine
69:08
you look like hyper feminine now though
69:10
even without my oh right now because
69:12
like i'm wearing like tight clothes
69:14
and like i have makeup on like it's
69:16
crazy like i can switch through it
69:18
very much like it's so easy for me i'm
69:21
just
69:21
i'm so small that if i wear a baggy
69:24
t-shirt it gets rid of my figure
69:26
and if i don't wear makeup like well now
69:29
with my hair cut also this is more
69:31
feminine but i would have
69:32
my hair like yours usually oh my god
69:35
there's someone at my door
69:38
you're getting chicken okay
69:41
i'll i'll [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] look at
69:43
the rest of them i don't care never have
69:44
i ever been embarrassed by my forehead
69:46
your your whoever said that dj whatever
69:48
the [ __ ] your name is you're a [ __ ]
69:49
you're a [ __ ] [ __ ]
69:51
okay i just wanna let you know that um
69:54
i'm gonna skip that one because you're
69:55
nasty
69:56
hang on never been punched in the face
70:02
never have i ever jumped on someone's
70:04
car and yelled gibberish
70:05
[Music]
70:07
welcome back i'm just going to these
70:08
questions real quick you guys know
70:10
what's good
70:11
we can deduct i guess you guy because
70:14
finn is gone
70:15
but um we can deduct something right now
70:24
thank you thank you i mean you're
70:26
welcome you asked for it anyways
70:27
we can deduct something here we started
70:30
streaming 25
70:31
battery on the camera and we've been
70:34
streaming for two hours now it's at nine
70:36
percent so two hours
70:37
equal almost 20 of charge while it's
70:41
charging so i can technically stream for
70:42
10 hours while it's plugged in
70:46
um don't even question my math that's
70:49
how it works
70:50
anyways i got a wiener
70:53
nice oh why now i have two um wiener
70:56
bread and mustard
70:59
very german finn asked to see
71:03
pictures of me being all [ __ ] manly
71:04
so i'm gonna pull them up
71:06
there's no pictures of you being manly
71:08
you're the biggest [ __ ] let's find out
71:13
i'll uh i'll write that if it's a real
71:16
manly man i mean i don't look like a
71:18
manly man i look like a [ __ ] lesbian
71:20
i honestly think the manliest of us all
71:23
that at any point in time was me
71:25
i had a mustache i had a whole goatee
71:32
i would pray i was pretty manly dude i
71:35
did like martial arts and [ __ ]
71:37
oh i have i detect my dog
71:44
and i have 10 years of football training
71:47
anyways
71:48
stop for a second i mean this is like
71:50
where i look like a total
71:51
[ __ ] lesbian nice
71:55
yo don't leak your instagram oh it's
71:58
okay
71:59
anyways um you did a bit
72:03
give me a minute here i'm just gonna
72:05
speed around the never have ever
72:06
on my own never ever been a [ __ ] yes
72:12
hey they're already cross-dressed yes
72:16
embarrassed by forehead yes look the
72:19
transport yes
72:21
been punched in the face yes
72:25
jumped on someone's car no gotten in a
72:27
fight with someone else yes
72:30
slept and cuddled with people or never
72:32
cuddled with more than one person
72:34
scary situation with a wild animal nope
72:37
gender test that was you finn never ever
72:40
eaten raw brussels sprouts
72:41
no sorry i tried to physically fight one
72:44
of my parents
72:46
no what no but i was ready
72:53
i was thrown up on myself finn you threw
72:55
up on my
72:56
secret worst t-shirt i've thrown up on
72:59
everything i've had like three really
73:00
bad drink experiences i gave him my
73:02
marvel secret wars t-shirt which is
73:04
pretty rare and he threw up on it
73:08
i'm so mad because i guess i deleted all
73:10
the photos where i looked like manlier
73:12
because i would get mad that people
73:13
messed up my pronouns
73:19
i don't think i ever care about stuff
73:20
like that now i was just really young
73:22
and i didn't even understand what really
73:24
pronouns was so whenever people like
73:26
called me certain stuff i would just
73:27
like
73:27
instantly get mad because i'm like oh
73:29
wait you don't see that i'm a girl
73:32
right paradox thank you for gifting a
73:34
sub thank you
73:37
sides of my head yeah
73:40
so peach um yeah what's up
73:44
what are the chances of moxie watching
73:45
this room
73:47
um probably pretty high if i'm talking
73:49
about people i [ __ ]
73:51
i'm uh shall we you probably can't tell
73:55
us what you gave him for chris well you
73:56
got him for christmas right
73:58
here let me check right now he's
73:59
probably playing call of duty no peach
74:01
wait
74:01
the thing is hey i know someone's gonna
74:04
message him yeah that's what i'm saying
74:05
that's what i'm saying i think some of
74:06
these fears
74:07
i'll deem it i'll dm it to y'all because
74:09
i'm like actually so excited and i've
74:11
been keeping this a secret
74:12
i have a really great gift for finn and
74:14
marisa will leak it
74:17
true i'll look at my phone i'll look at
74:18
my phone hang on
74:22
dutch tyrannity thank you for gifting
74:25
how many oh wow
74:26
five five thank you
74:31
wait it says 50 25 emotes shared
74:36
you will not be mad that's great thank
74:38
you so much vegetarian terminity that's
74:40
so good
74:42
um oh yeah you told me this already
74:43
that's a great gift
74:45
i'm not so excited like did i show you
74:47
finn's gift earlier did i show your
74:49
friend's gift
74:50
um i oh yeah you did you did i'm excited
74:53
but wait did i just show you how many
74:54
did i show you
74:56
just one okay i i got an another one
74:59
yesterday
75:02
that's nuts that's like really good
75:05
i'm excited because like no i can't even
75:08
say that
75:08
i can't say or he'll know you can't i
75:10
know exactly why you'd be excited about
75:12
it though
75:13
that's like a that's a pretty [ __ ]
75:15
pog is pogba's gift
75:17
you should delete it though now now that
75:18
we've both seen it
75:20
i'm gonna end up clicking on it
75:24
yeah that's that's really really good
75:25
i've got a oh me and marisa had a moment
75:28
yesterday
75:29
can we talk about it i i mean
75:32
i got finna present and he got me a
75:33
present and we were both talking about
75:36
a similar topic before he bought me the
75:38
present
75:39
so i was like so what if we got each
75:41
other the same present and he was like
75:43
maybe we did and i was like i was like
75:45
how much does yours weigh
75:47
it's like 300 grams and i was like mine
75:49
weighs 300 grams and i was like [ __ ] and
75:52
i was like what shape is it he's like
75:54
rectangular and i was like mine is
75:57
rectangular but then i asked the genius
75:59
question is it flammable
76:00
and he said no but minus so it's not the
76:02
same
76:04
it was everything was matching up we
76:06
were we were
76:07
i don't know mine going in with a lot of
76:10
stuff it was a good chance
76:11
yeah fine we always have the same things
76:13
same interest same things
76:15
look at the headsets right now show your
76:16
headset
76:18
this it's unintentional we had this when
76:22
we first met
76:25
anyways finn i met i was talking to ida
76:28
right now told her the story
76:30
and you told her my present and she said
76:32
they have nothing to do with each other
76:34
okay that's good i want to commission
76:38
eda soon
76:41
you're pretty good her art is super
76:44
cute i just like i think she's so cool
76:47
and i get really nervous reaching out to
76:48
people who i think are cool
76:50
really no hater wouldn't he's pretty
76:53
chilling down to us
77:00
yo run up i want to drink some more
77:02
let's go let's go let's go
77:04
yeah never have i ever gotten in the
77:06
wrong car
77:07
i haven't yeah
77:10
what's that famous clip of that twitch
77:12
streamer getting into a sim boots car
77:14
anything
77:14
yeah who is that twitch streamer i know
77:15
which one you're talking about she was
77:17
like are you an uber and he's she's
77:18
he's like no yeah oh yeah the one about
77:21
the girl getting in the uber and then it
77:23
turns out she wasn't even an
77:24
uber that's oh my god i couldn't even
77:26
finish watching that clip because that's
77:27
like my worst nightmare yeah but
77:28
literally
77:29
how do you not check the license plate i
77:30
mean oh my god now i
77:32
i checked the license plate so often now
77:34
it's crazy who gets into the front seat
77:36
of an uber
77:37
okay that's also really sus yeah
77:40
maybe marisa is a secretly friend from
77:42
an alternate universe you know how often
77:44
we've joked about me
77:45
just being thin from the future
77:49
i was like when do you transition you're
77:50
gonna be me one year
77:52
older okay you're one year almost
77:54
exactly one year older
77:56
no hang on wait someone wants to come
77:59
say hello yo juno
78:02
wait can can you put the headset on her
78:05
um yeah
78:06
wait but she doesn't even have juno you
78:09
know
78:10
you know
78:16
i said who's a good girl does she
78:18
understand that hang on
78:20
probably i said juno juno a bunch of
78:22
times
78:23
shoot her shoot her bang oh
78:26
that's the best that's so cute
78:31
i don't want a dog best decision i've
78:34
made
78:35
oh hey i'm gonna pee peon juno
78:42
i don't want a dog so bad you need to be
78:43
like a stable adult
78:45
wager 19 no finn is 20 i'm 21 peach is
78:48
24 so she's pretty old
78:53
yeah you ever you know the stage where
78:56
i'm at now i'm at the stage of my
78:57
uh i can be in a call with people that
79:00
are younger than me
79:00
and that's a real thing i've always been
79:02
the youngest person in every call
79:04
and now like i was in a call with other
79:06
youtubers and they were all younger than
79:08
me
79:08
and that's welcome to [ __ ] aging it
79:11
sucks ass
79:12
right yeah i used to be pretty young too
79:14
and i'm one of the older people
79:17
that's one he won
79:21
to anyone like i'm barely legal to drink
79:23
like i'm literally one
79:24
literally just got able to drink i'm
79:26
like i'm old
79:28
i feel like old starts at 40 maybe
79:31
old starts at like 50. that's when old
79:34
start
79:35
but like i feel like old starts at 25
79:37
hate me or for saying it
79:40
all starts at 22. oh you [ __ ] i'm
79:43
25 in like six months so do you want me
79:47
to come to your funeral or not
79:49
i know i feel the same way like it sucks
79:51
yeah i did have my head sit on while
79:53
peeing
79:53
deal with it my bathroom's like right
79:55
there eat your cheese dippers i'm gonna
79:57
be jealous
79:58
i have been i'm like um i'm like
80:02
making my way through it slowly you know
80:03
what [ __ ] sucks on twitch my partner
80:05
application got rejected because my
80:07
viewers aren't real apparently
80:09
what i've gotten rejected nine times
80:13
i've gotten rejected because my viewers
80:15
aren't real apparently are you kidding
80:17
guys everyone type in chat right now hi
80:20
if you're a real person if you're
80:21
watching right now and listening to this
80:22
type hi
80:23
i want to see if you're a real person
80:25
yeah just three eyes
80:27
hi out friendly hello ad friendly
80:32
yeah okay so we have at least 10 people
80:35
here
80:37
there's a whole bunch of people saying
80:39
hi these people are real people
80:40
i mean i'm sure there's some fake they
80:42
look fake i'm sure there's some viewers
80:44
who have it
80:44
muted right but these people got to be
80:46
real right
80:48
twitch was like twitch was like yeah
80:50
most of your viewers come from raids
80:52
so these aren't like actually like
80:54
counting as your average viewers
80:57
yeah that's like that's when i've rated
80:58
you and then people just found that they
81:00
like yeah but they still stuck around
81:02
afterwards
81:02
so it's still my viewers i know that
81:05
during the raid of your
81:06
numbers shouldn't count but it was after
81:09
the raid
81:10
the next day that i still got these
81:12
viewers back and
81:13
they were there so why don't they count
81:15
as my viewers now it's stupid
81:19
damn dude anyways something i've got i
81:22
got a
81:22
i got a partner on the phone they told
81:24
me in the in the rejection
81:25
email they told me try to get around 75
81:28
viewers average without rates
81:30
and now look at this with 200. they get
81:32
mad at me because i don't stream enough
81:34
but yeah i still meet the partner
81:37
requirements and they're like you don't
81:38
stream enough and i'm like okay then up
81:39
your partner requirements
81:41
yeah partner was like for me it was i
81:43
was going overkill
81:45
like by the time i by the time i
81:47
actually was like [ __ ] it i'll apply for
81:48
partner i was like
81:50
a thousand viewers average like 400 paid
81:54
paid subs um i remember you like sent me
81:57
the email that you sent and i was like
81:59
okay damn i'm almost like i ain't
82:00
getting there
82:02
right i really chill that person but oh
82:04
my god they never emailed me back i need
82:06
to i don't know if i should email
82:07
them again but i i think i'm gonna wait
82:09
a while yeah just stream
82:11
regularly because they're not gonna they
82:13
want partnerships because
82:14
you are profitable that means you have
82:16
to stream average so you get subscribers
82:19
yeah they they barely really care about
82:22
like viewership it has to be consistent
82:24
as long as you stream like three days a
82:26
week i think you should be fine
82:27
see like but you have to do it first
82:29
crazy amount my viewership is still
82:31
consistent and like my discord is active
82:33
i think i'm for sure going to stream i
82:35
don't i literally only stream like four
82:36
times a month and i still make good
82:38
money so it's like
82:39
i don't make any money off twitch i
82:42
don't have a payment
82:43
option make up a twitch i just buy
82:45
clothes now
82:46
i should just set that up fin if you
82:48
help me set that up one day then i'll be
82:51
grateful it's not hot it takes like 10
82:53
minutes i need a business paypal account
82:55
though
82:57
uh yeah i think twitch might be a bank
83:00
thing though
83:01
i just took off my paypal account
83:03
because i switched over to my business
83:04
account and then it wasn't working so i
83:06
was just like [ __ ] it
83:07
yeah i'm not going to say the website
83:08
anymore because i think it's not allowed
83:09
but of you know
83:10
if they they only do bank things that
83:15
sound like it only [ __ ]
83:18
amaranth says only farmers that's what
83:20
we say only farmers anyway
83:22
only farmers uh yeah they only do banks
83:24
so i've been getting some big bank
83:26
checks to be honest um
83:28
i was supposed to do a set tonight but i
83:31
got kind of caught up in this stream
83:32
which is fine i thought i was also too
83:34
but yeah i'll do it afterwards i'll do
83:36
it afterwards
83:36
i'll do it afterwards oh my god i'm not
83:38
doing [ __ ] after this i'm gonna play
83:39
call of duty
83:41
oh that kills me dude the uh that's been
83:44
the thing only finns only finn
83:46
only finn
83:59
you ain't getting any more goldfish
84:02
i love juno i literally saw her the
84:04
first time when she was a baby and i
84:05
still have not met her that's so
84:07
depressing to me i know because she was
84:08
my quarantine dog it's like you know in
84:10
a in like interstellar when like
84:12
uh the the guy what's his name he has to
84:16
watch his kids growing up
84:18
he has to watch his kid through this
84:19
parrot like through this [ __ ] like
84:21
invisible wall
84:22
and that's me like juno please don't
84:25
don't let me leave
84:26
don't let me cancel the flight you know
84:29
your aunt marisa
84:30
come here you know your aunt marisa can
84:33
you can you point her to me
84:35
you can have look
84:40
look i may or may not be holding a
84:43
goldfish in the direction of the screen
84:44
no i didn't drop it come here come here
84:46
and perky thank you for the
84:48
uh 16 bits oh my god
84:51
oh my god is that your aunt you're
84:53
getting so excited over your aunt
84:55
definitely not a goldfish not to go face
84:58
hello bb go back do a trick go back
85:02
go do a trick i will give you no no
85:07
business deal
85:10
other business deal no other one
85:14
there we go your dog is too smart
85:17
it's too smart that dog's gonna conquer
85:20
the world
85:22
i've i've stopped treating her teaching
85:24
her tricks but right now i'm teaching
85:25
her how
85:26
to um put her toys away because she has
85:28
like 20
85:29
and i'm not kidding i'll i'll put them
85:31
away and then they're
85:33
i will turn around and i'm tripping over
85:34
one it's so annoying
85:36
i don't understand how people have the
85:38
responsibility necessary to own a dog
85:41
like this you don't you're telling me
85:43
you don't have the weeks where you're
85:44
just like
85:45
your sleep schedule's [ __ ] and you
85:46
wake up at opposite times
85:48
well how do you have a dog what
85:50
literally what i do right now
85:52
is um if she needs to go out in the
85:54
morning i'll wake up and i just put her
85:56
out
85:56
let her back in and i'll let her free
85:58
roam after i let her back in and i'll
86:00
just fall back asleep
86:01
i get sucked sometimes having to wake up
86:03
but that's just kind of like the thing i
86:05
also have
86:06
two cats and they expect to be fed at 8
86:08
am so like i'll literally do it
86:09
mindlessly
86:11
also living with moxie i told moxie like
86:13
if you feed the cats they'll like you
86:15
so he started feeding the cats and
86:17
sometimes he'll do it sometimes i'll do
86:18
it
86:18
but i i just fall right back to sleep
86:21
it's
86:22
because i i won't go to bed right now
86:24
some days i won't go to bed until like
86:25
4am
86:26
i have to wake up in like four hours
86:27
because the dog but even then like the
86:29
dog will still be free roaming around
86:31
the house until 4 a.m so she's fine
86:33
maybe maybe it's good it might just
86:35
force you into having responsibility you
86:37
know
86:38
i i since i have two cats like the
86:40
responsibility of taking care of an
86:41
animal is kind of mindless
86:42
like for the first few months it's going
86:44
to be hard but after that
86:46
it is a part of your day that i don't
86:48
even think about
86:50
like also she's a golden retriever which
86:53
golden retrievers are the easiest nicest
86:55
dogs
86:56
ever so it's like owning a dog on easy
86:58
mode and i'm not kidding i've said that
86:59
multiple times
87:00
she's an easy mode dog that's nice i
87:03
mean the
87:04
the wait do you have like in your house
87:06
do you upstairs like upstairs or is it
87:09
so i'm upstairs right now this is where
87:10
my room is she can go
87:12
downstairs and everything um she
87:14
actually we don't have a dog door but
87:16
she can
87:16
i taught her how to ring like press a
87:19
button if she needs to go outside
87:20
and there is a noise maker upstairs so i
87:23
know whenever she needs to go outside
87:24
that's how i figured it out
87:27
finn can you can you respond and reach
87:30
me to the
87:31
mcu announcement right now no
87:34
why oh i can reply
87:37
i'm not going to retweet it i'm not
87:39
going to read you that at all at some
87:40
point
87:42
tomorrow okay richard tomorrow we're
87:44
trying to
87:45
beat 12k likes which will make us the
87:47
second most popular team of the
87:48
tournament
87:50
here's the top right now uh the top
87:52
knight the top right now is bad boy halo
87:54
captain puffy puns and ted bell
87:56
with 18 000 likes which we're probably
87:58
not to beat but we can beat 12 000 which
88:01
is brand boost team and awesome dudes
88:03
team
88:04
so these are very beatable if we get 12k
88:06
we're 3k likes away
88:08
and if you retweeted we're gonna get it
88:12
just reply something this was the day i
88:14
got her
88:15
oh baby
88:19
i definitely suggest getting a dog
88:20
during quarantine because
88:22
one you can't get a dog and then like
88:24
leave like for the first i would say
88:26
like three months
88:28
so it's nice right now and you can teach
88:30
them tricks i mean
88:32
you learn really fast i taught her how
88:35
to do the play dead trick whenever she
88:37
was 12 weeks old
88:38
guys by the way it's midnight which
88:40
means i get to open the calendar
88:43
now predictions in chat i don't know how
88:46
to do the whole thing but predict right
88:47
now
88:48
the options are as follows
88:52
we can have a kinder
88:56
bueno kinder minnie kender
88:59
kinder bueno kinder country kinder
89:02
minnie
89:03
happy hippo or kinder cards
89:07
pick one um what's what is in number 16.
89:10
i'm going to go for
89:11
any of those because we don't have
89:12
kender i'm going to go for bueno i'm
89:15
going to go for kinder country
89:16
because yesterday was a kinder mini if
89:18
they do two in a row i'm actually going
89:19
to rip this apart
89:21
kinder's german isn't it kinder [ __ ]
89:23
yeah it just means children
89:25
kendo um i'm gonna go for kinder country
89:27
right now i'm gonna open number it's
89:29
number 16.
89:30
what is kinder country it tastes [ __ ]
89:32
amazing it's with like nuts
89:34
we literally let's go
89:38
it's a [ __ ] kinder country wow
89:42
come on focus we only have the kinder
89:44
eggs that like you have to eat with a
89:45
spoon i don't like those i like the
89:47
kinder eggs
89:48
oh what the heck there we go kinder
89:50
country mini
89:51
let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go
89:55
in my opinion nothing can beat
90:04
it was so foreign
90:09
that's what yeah that's right what
90:10
kindergarten comes from kindergarten in
90:12
itself is uh
90:13
you know it's in itself a german where
90:15
kindergarten is literally a german word
90:18
that makes sense yeah child god kinder
90:21
just meets children
90:22
so kinder wait that makes so much sense
90:25
kindergarten is where like kids grow up
90:27
yeah child god yeah oh
90:31
that's weird a child garden ew
90:34
like [ __ ] cabbage patch kids it's
90:37
where kids grow
90:39
kinder just means children and
90:40
kindergarten is a german word
90:41
kindergarten is where the
90:43
children below six go to like learn
90:45
stuff
90:46
um kinder surprise is
90:50
you know children's surprise
90:53
um kinder kinder kinder joy as
90:57
you know whatever it means children a
91:00
kinder joy is what we have here in
91:01
america and i hate those
91:03
that's like the kinder products we have
91:05
kinder country it's it's a
91:06
it's a nutty crunchy chocolate kennel
91:08
bueno is like with cream
91:10
happy happy [ __ ] banger happy hippo
91:13
is the goat
91:16
kinder happy hippo is the goat of all
91:18
time the greatest
91:19
are you telling me americans don't have
91:21
bueno no
91:22
bueno you only have the kinder one where
91:25
you can bueno [ __ ]
91:26
might [ __ ] so hard kenda bueno
91:29
it's different my favorite chocolate bar
91:32
kinder eggs are illegal in the u.s
91:33
smuggling them can have uh one we have
91:35
the boys we love interrupting me or not
91:37
only buy them in
91:38
certain stores big fan of interrupting
91:41
me reading chat aren't you
91:42
teachers aren't you aren't you drags are
91:45
illegal
91:46
in the us
91:51
um
91:54
i i think i'm done drinking but i'm down
91:56
to smoke
91:58
go smoke then as long as it's legal on
92:00
my stream never have i ever but with
92:01
smoking
92:02
is it legal to smoke on my stream well
92:04
let's say you're vaping uh
92:06
you're vaping legal substances i'm
92:08
literally just vaping yeah you're just
92:10
it's just water
92:15
i [ __ ] hate it right now oh no
92:18
for me it's unpleasant downloading that
92:20
until march
92:22
yes unplayable for me i have this bug
92:24
where where i see all the trees that
92:26
exist in the world simultaneously
92:28
so my entire screen is just filled with
92:30
trees
92:32
i'm stuck in this one mission that's
92:33
impossible to get out of it's like
92:35
go fight four people and i go to the
92:37
place where it says go fight the four
92:39
people
92:40
and it just nothing happens it's just
92:42
[ __ ] i can't do anything
92:43
you literally have to like find a way to
92:45
spawn them it's stupid
92:47
please it's too bug to play at all right
92:50
now
92:51
twitter isn't working on desktop hangout
92:53
let me get on my phone
92:55
i'll send it to y'all both because this
92:57
was [ __ ] hilarious
92:59
and like i know there is like i don't
93:01
know another update or something coming
93:03
in march so i'm just gonna wait until
93:04
then
93:06
finn what are you going to respond to
93:08
the mcu to it we need one right now
93:11
velvet posted his last response and
93:13
reached it three hours ago we need one
93:15
right now to make it work we need to be
93:17
the second most popular
93:25
why does it matter about being popular
93:27
on that game
93:28
if it's a bang or tweet people who are
93:30
more likely to watch your stream
93:32
when the event is happening okay
93:35
also it's like a personal achievement
93:37
like we are the the best one i sent a
93:39
tweet to y'all both this one
93:40
killed me earlier
93:44
oh i'm what
93:47
i have absolutely no way of proving this
93:49
but i swear to you that i
93:50
shot an adversary in cyberpunk
93:54
non-lethal run and upon hitting the
93:55
ground defeated
94:01
it [ __ ] killed me i can i can send
94:04
you something funny that i
94:05
screen recorded actually and someone
94:07
said like
94:08
with a non-lethal round that means she's
94:10
still like sentiment
94:11
sentiment i guess that's what i'm
94:12
looking for so that means she's in a
94:14
live
94:14
patio set that's so funny
94:18
wait peach i'm sending this to you on
94:19
discord i'm doing it on phones so it
94:21
should be
94:22
fine chat i'm going to send the tweet to
94:24
y'all and chat so you all know what i'm
94:26
talking about i don't want y'all to be
94:28
um this is like a vape but not a vape
94:31
i'm usually so
94:33
so good at like i can navigate the
94:35
glitch video games pretty well like
94:37
i was expecting it to be glitched so
94:39
like my screen went completely like
94:41
white because of the smoke on like ray
94:43
tracing i was like okay turn up right
94:44
right immediately
94:45
i clocked what was going on with most of
94:48
the bugs
94:48
[ __ ] awful that's the funniest thing
94:50
i've seen so far about this game
94:52
oh my god oh my god how funny is that
94:57
okay wait wait um
95:02
takes so many missions to like just
95:05
[ __ ]
95:06
free roam
95:16
i like come on gta as soon as you get
95:19
out the main like
95:20
story like the first mission as soon as
95:22
you're at the first mission you can go
95:23
and do whatever you want
95:24
yeah but in this is like you got to do
95:27
like
95:28
i've already played for two hours and i
95:30
can't like i can't even walk around the
95:31
world
95:33
yeah i i was i was really excited when i
95:35
left my apartment there was these guys
95:36
like
95:37
street fighting and i joined the streets
95:38
fighting tournament and i was really
95:40
excited to just like my first thing
95:42
be like enough to be an upcoming street
95:44
fighter and just win the tournament
95:45
but i couldn't even beat the first guy
95:47
because it was too hard
95:49
i was too low level which kind of
95:50
defeats the purpose of it being open
95:52
world like i can't do whatever the [ __ ]
95:53
i want i need to level up first so
95:56
it's not even that it's you know like
95:57
let's say in gta you can just like punch
95:59
a citizen and sometimes they'll like
96:01
they'll like ragdoll over or some [ __ ]
96:03
it's funny yeah and this one it doesn't
96:05
i remember when i got gta in 2013 on the
96:08
ps4
96:09
on ps3 the first thing i did after i
96:12
got returned the car with lamar or stole
96:15
it i just
96:16
kept beating up citizens it was so funny
96:18
how they flew away when you knocked them
96:20
out instantly
96:21
in cyberpunk there's just nothing like
96:23
that
96:24
it's really not very fun as an open
96:27
world game
96:27
i mean sure the story is probably great
96:29
but i feel like almost the story is the
96:31
only thing going for it right now
96:33
that's what i'm worried about is that
96:34
i've literally been playing grand theft
96:36
auto 5
96:37
since high school and i really don't
96:38
want a game that even feels
96:40
like it because i'm so sick of grand
96:41
theft auto 5. so
96:43
i mean ign's review of the console game
96:46
was to get a refund and like all the
96:49
glitches and [ __ ] like
96:50
apparently it has an interesting
96:52
storyline but i think i'm just gonna
96:54
wait until march like this isn't a game
96:55
that i have to have
96:56
and it really sucks because like i was
96:58
really expecting something that would be
96:59
the pinnacle
97:00
of like 21st century gaming and this
97:02
just wasn't what i was expecting
97:03
it's terrible it's unironically
97:05
unplayable for me right now i can't play
97:07
it
97:08
i have this bug that i can't get rid of
97:09
it's [ __ ] insane
97:12
yeah i was hoping for like gta
97:15
7 you know what i mean like it's like
97:17
it's set in the future it's
97:18
everything it's like great it's got ray
97:20
tracing enabled all the textures look
97:22
insanely good
97:24
i thought it would be like the of course
97:25
it was overhyped but i was
97:27
it was in development since like 2012 i
97:29
was expecting it to be
97:31
the next level you know i was expecting
97:33
this to be the next big thing i thought
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this was it
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apparently the storyline is like the
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next big thing
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but i don't give a [ __ ] if the gameplay
97:41
isn't the bad thing peach here
97:43
the thing which i really hate is
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uh when you do like dialogue with them
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there's like three or four options
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sometimes two sometimes three sometimes
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four
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and they're all like like you know how
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in skyrim you can say like yes no
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blah blah why would you want to do that
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you can ask for explanation
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but yeah one of them is highlighted
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yellow
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and that's the only one that progresses
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the story
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no matter what you say it doesn't matter
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you can go on the one that
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you can like so you want to do this job
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and you can reply yes no
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what job like why would i want to do
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this and none of them matter
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at all except for the one that's
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highlighted yellow you'll go through
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you'll go through one option you'll get
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two sentences in and then it'll bring
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you back to just
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you've got to select this other option
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yeah they're all just like repeats
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nothing i thought it would be like i can
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say no and get a new mission maybe you
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know
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i can say no and it branches out my
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story like in banner snatch or whatever
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i can
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choose how i play this but it doesn't
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matter the mystic messenger
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it literally gives you the illusion of
98:46
free will you know you can answer
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whatever but you'll always go back to
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the initial question
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until you pick the right one yeah
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called mystic messenger that i used to
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play in um
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college and i'm not kidding i got so
98:59
addicted to it i was
99:01
no longer attracted to 3d men it's
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pretty much like a dating game
99:05
with 2d guys but the thing is there's
99:07
like over 20 paths that you can take
99:10
and everything that you respond to
99:13
changes it
99:14
and it's crazy it and it also i it had
99:17
me waking up at 2am
99:19
because you had to be in like certain
99:20
calls and chats like you would answer a
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call
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from a 2d character and the voice actors
99:26
would act out a call with you
99:28
so at one point i was so lonely in
99:30
college i would fall asleep to these
99:32
like voice actor calls it was insane but
99:35
like the fact
99:36
that mystic messenger has better
99:40
like rpg lines and like these storylines
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are better
99:43
than cyberpunk like that blows my mind i
99:46
really thought this game was going to be
99:47
a great year
99:48
it's literally everyone's response is
99:50
just like eight years for this
99:52
eight years nice it's like it's pretty
99:54
unfinished to be honest
99:56
but apparently they already recouped to
99:58
their like development costs so
100:01
i'm sure they were hyping it was the
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most hyped game
100:04
and then it oh the only thing that it
100:07
worries me for like
100:08
other games now you know what i mean
100:09
because there's a there's
100:11
a high tail that's the other one that i
100:14
think it was like
100:14
cyberpunk another game and then hightail
100:16
was like the most hyped up games in like
100:18
a few months ago or some [ __ ] maybe last
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year but
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oh christ i don't know it
100:25
cyberpunk's graphics were pretty good
100:27
but you know what bugs me about it
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though
100:29
you know modern warfare i always like
100:31
grant or like run about
100:32
this uh modern warfare the new like
100:35
modern warfare
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the graphics i genuinely it took me a
100:39
minute to clock on to the fact that it
100:40
was cg it wasn't real
100:42
like when you've got everything up like
100:44
you know the storyline
100:46
like the actual like storyline when
100:47
they're you know the
100:49
the already like rendered out scenes
100:51
they're so good they're like movie level
100:53
sort of thing they're these
100:55
fantastically rendered characters and
100:57
they're really good
100:58
but then cyberpunk's not that great even
101:01
with like gray tracing and everything
101:03
yeah it looks kind of [ __ ] i don't know
101:04
and like i can handle ray tracing
101:06
and like i've seen footage of it with it
101:08
retracing it doesn't look that good it
101:10
doesn't look that good
101:11
it doesn't change much and also i think
101:12
it's really yeah it's like
101:14
even like 20 80 ti like [ __ ] 24 core
101:18
4
101:18
like 4.4 gigabyte like processor right
101:22
runs it like sub 60 on most settings
101:27
i have a pretty expensive pc
101:30
yeah i feel like and and even on like
101:32
high settings that gives me like
101:33
60 or 100 fps it still feels very
101:37
very floaty like it feels like you know
101:38
when you walk on ice in minecraft that's
101:40
how the controls feel
101:41
to me can we still play call of duty
101:46
eventually
101:47
eventually yes sure wait you bought it
101:49
you just bought it
101:51
i bought it when she immediately after
101:53
she mentioned it okay i can't buy it and
101:55
download it because it's going to
101:56
throttle my stream but
101:57
if you guys are done to wait after
101:58
stream i can download it yeah
102:02
i'm not going to be up for a while but
102:03
yeah yeah i think we've already almost
102:05
been on here for three hours so
102:06
i may get off here pretty soon because i
102:08
want to make another drink and i really
102:09
want to play call of duty let's do 20
102:11
more minutes
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[Music]
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and he's been shilling me to get this
102:24
[ __ ] game
102:26
he's been forcing me to get cold
102:28
tomorrow everyone's saying it's good
102:32
why is rose dressed like a boy because
102:33
uh girl month is over right
102:36
technically it's still going but i've
102:38
literally just woken up
102:40
it's going for another one day but the
102:42
hair and the eyelashes are out
102:44
they're gone