00:03
why am i saying ho
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it's not christmas oh flower
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hello
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oh [ __ ] oh damn baby
00:34
oh what do i hear always had a new
00:38
year oh my god
00:41
oh [ __ ] oh it's
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the oh my god is this my jam
00:49
oh my god i'm i'm feeling like this is
00:52
my jam
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[Music]
00:56
chat
01:11
[Music]
01:43
[Music]
02:00
[Music]
02:38
let's go baby oh it's a new
02:41
year oh we're fed up for the old one
02:44
aren't we but
02:45
oh my god couldn't we all wait for this
02:50
[ __ ] year to be over huh
02:53
yeah what's up
02:56
it's your boy it's your favorite boy i
02:59
tried to put the camera up but it just
03:01
makes me look insane
03:04
it's tilted now i don't know why if
03:06
there's one thing i have learned from
03:08
2020 it's that finn can't dance
03:11
i can dance brilliantly don't lie to me
03:14
i actually took a
03:15
dancing class when i was when i was
03:18
about three now
03:20
only a few years ago oh damn i think i
03:22
did really well with it i learned a lot
03:24
i love to i there was a lot of
03:26
experience i gave the teacher
03:28
uh mainly because i'm a very talented
03:30
guy naturally
03:31
anyway so uh i've been i've
03:34
listened i've been streaming for a very
03:36
long time seven months pog
03:38
i've been streaming for uh i i think
03:41
that i
03:42
i am still on this platform the one and
03:44
only streamer
03:47
so i've been doing this a while right
03:50
there's
03:51
uh you know about whenever
03:54
where twitch uh i'm very proud of twitch
03:57
the platform that i've started why next
04:00
year a lot of people a lot of good
04:01
careers have came from it
04:03
you know
04:06
sorry i'm just incredibly physically fit
04:09
i need my energy
04:10
for water uh yeah
04:14
hold on hmm
04:18
a lot of good streamers have came from
04:19
this site that i made uh
04:21
twitch 2020 some criticize the name it
04:23
is a bit of a weird name
04:25
given but i i find a lot of fun we can
04:28
celebrate things like this together
04:30
huh i guess no roads
04:35
oh i get to look like a mob boss hold on
04:38
where's my
04:40
i get to look like a bit of a mob boss
04:43
you know
04:43
like don't ah you don't want to oh you
04:46
don't want to mess with
04:48
don't mess with me you won't know what's
04:52
you on you won't know what to say
04:54
you don't know what's could it be a
04:59
uh who knows it could be it could be
05:01
anything it could be
05:03
uh you don't know what's uh underneath
05:04
this shirt it could be
05:08
it could be uh oh about a brand new pair
05:12
a brand new pair of airpods that are a
05:14
year old or it could be a
05:17
gun didn't see that one coming did you
05:19
that's what i thought
05:21
anyway one of my favorite uh one of my
05:24
favorite things
05:24
that i've noticed recently uh on the
05:27
reddit
05:29
is that that i my favorite image is
05:31
circulated on this reddit
05:32
uh it really is my favorite thing uh i
05:35
think it reflects me very well recently
05:40
oh my god why is my internet deciding
05:44
now
05:45
to not work good lord hold on let me
05:47
find it i'm finding it right now hold on
05:48
i'm finding it right now
05:50
i'm i'm working on it hold on i'm
05:51
finding it right now i know how many
05:53
upvotes it has i can find it really
05:54
quickly
05:55
it's like everyone uh everyone seems to
05:58
think
05:59
um
06:03
everyone seems to think
06:16
everyone seems to think on this site
06:18
that i for some reason
06:20
lost my goddamn mind uh i haven't
06:24
i have not lost my mind this is
06:27
my peek you're just here to witness it
06:32
um thank you stuff thank you uh various
06:35
don't thank you various donators
06:37
i appreciate you greatly and i will
06:38
gladly take your money to spend it on
06:40
guns
06:41
by the way still have a bruise anyway uh
06:44
i just showered so i'm very fresh and
06:46
clean
06:46
aspired from me sweating now but yeah do
06:49
you like my suit
06:51
very classy i feel like i could show up
06:55
at a good business meeting with this
06:57
you know right
07:02
i'm a classy gent cool suit with the
07:05
shorts
07:06
this is just what uh well you've never
07:08
been to
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[Music]
07:10
what you never been to a [ __ ] meeting
07:11
before hey yo my dude came invited just
07:14
to say
07:15
happy new years it's gross there is no
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grapes
07:21
i can sell you the grapes happy new
07:23
years uh i should attend us
07:25
okay the
07:28
a super exaggeration or ferris bueller
07:32
there is no in between i love you finney
07:34
stream titleist and they've called me
07:38
oh all they said was can you bring
07:39
tequila okay cool
07:41
nice nails i love my dad he's great
07:44
anyway
07:46
listen listen buddy
07:48
[Music]
07:49
i'm here for one reason and one reason
07:52
about that
07:53
uh yes when i was getting dressed to go
07:55
to this new year's party i just got out
07:57
the shower i was like damn
07:58
what the [ __ ] do i wear i really don't
08:01
have my much stuff right
08:03
oh my god listen looks what the [ __ ]
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lana
08:07
what'd you say lana i've gotta read this
08:11
comment lana
08:14
looks like another belgian enter the
08:16
chat looks like a po
08:18
looks like a homeless person looks like
08:20
a homeless guy who found a suit jacket
08:22
in a dumpster well i'll have you know
08:24
this is a hand-me-down
08:25
it's not even mine i don't remember when
08:28
i got it but i believe it was once upon
08:30
a time my
08:31
my father's which kind of explains most
08:34
young look they're very nice when are
08:36
you ever going to see me wear a suit
08:37
ever again anyway
08:39
listen my i am right now i as soon as i
08:43
was getting dressed
08:44
i noticed that i had this suit and i
08:46
didn't have a shirt to go under it
08:47
because i'm not chubby i just
08:48
ruined your suit no you remember until
08:51
your birthday right
08:53
i will have you know this is the one
08:55
thing
08:56
i get one thing i would not put this
08:58
actually i think fairly expensive one of
09:00
my dad's suits in the thing but i asked
09:02
for it especially for this
09:03
as i was seeing this suit my father's
09:06
suit
09:07
sorry uh
09:10
i realized i had no shirt for it so i
09:12
put on this one yeah
09:13
you look like a founding father
09:21
founder founder founder of what
09:27
six months f1 and n5t lesguan whose
09:30
father
09:30
am i oh who's father is this
09:34
hey it's zayn whose father is this
09:38
anyway so when i was putting all this on
09:41
right
09:41
i was like damn i can better monetize
09:45
this situation
09:46
because i'm gonna look like a [ __ ]
09:47
idiot but i might as well look like a
09:49
[ __ ] idiot because of you people not
09:51
me
09:52
i don't want to be the one to make this
09:53
decision uh
09:55
oh my god for those wondering if i could
09:57
do the splits
09:59
i can
10:03
look at this the exaggerated swagger of
10:06
this man
10:08
my streams are full of the exaggerated
10:10
swagger of a team fanboy
10:12
all right
10:17
it's time now listen oy [ __ ]
10:21
okay why am i listening to low fly beats
10:23
to chill and relax too i don't want
10:25
i don't want that i want new year's
10:26
music
10:30
anyway he can barely sit i he's gone
10:33
insane i have not gone insane
10:35
i have not gone insane chat anyway uh
10:38
who why who the [ __ ] keeps saying he
10:39
looks bad
10:41
catch these hands god damn right thank
10:43
you for thank you for um
10:45
thank you thank you for that scam now
10:48
one more week added to girl month
10:50
that's not how that works i have this
10:52
one thing
10:54
come on dude it's my father's i'm not
10:56
gonna throw this away
10:57
it's like i i regret to inform you how
11:00
much my dad spends on clothes but this
11:01
is
11:02
if i was going to hazard a guest
11:03
hundreds of pounds worth of suit
11:05
so i'm not going to ruin it um i'm not
11:07
going to throw it in a thing
11:11
sorry i only realized how much i liked
11:14
that song when i was looking for music
11:15
for the stream
11:16
so i figured that you guys could be the
11:18
people to uh to ruin this family get
11:20
together for me
11:22
uh do you want to be the people to ruin
11:23
my family get together
11:25
we're having a zoom meeting uh with a
11:27
bunch of different people
11:29
with a bunch of family and friends we're
11:31
gonna have a big old quiz at like eight
11:32
o'clock which is in
11:33
an hour and a half okay i'm gonna be
11:36
over there for like nine
11:37
right yes of course you do i really
11:40
i'm gonna be honest with you i know
11:42
you're a little new years rose
11:45
i zane i i can almost [ __ ] guarantee
11:49
you
11:50
i zane i zane this is a chat picks the
11:53
outfit stream
11:54
zayn zayn i don't know if you've ever
11:57
met my audience but i have a pretty good
11:59
idea of what i'm in for here
12:01
uh dmca it's non-copyright baby
12:07
it's none no dmca here
12:10
[Music]
12:15
anyway enough of that it's serious
12:19
so we're going to pick myself an outfit
12:22
guys stop we're being serious no stop
12:25
we're being serious now
12:26
it's serious it's rip
12:32
new years baby let's go
12:35
no 2020 no more hell yeah
12:39
serious
12:42
uh i need something uh
12:46
filled with swagger filled with uh
12:48
finesse
12:50
filled with a certain uh
12:55
feng shui that's the biggest word i know
12:58
um
12:59
something to really impress something to
13:02
impress my
13:03
impress to get impress the guests
13:07
um over at my over at this over at this
13:09
party
13:11
uh what he's wearing now is perfect he
13:14
looks like a younger james may from the
13:15
grand tour
13:17
oh my god i don't like that
13:20
i just didn't held my hair so
13:23
you might have noticed i've showered the
13:26
hair straightening is
13:27
is has gone camera can you focus on me
13:30
it's new years god damn
13:31
mad camera i'll break you again um
13:35
we get to we go you guys get to pick
13:37
what i'm you guys get to pick what i'm
13:38
wearing
13:39
essentially is what i'm saying why it's
13:40
so hot in here
13:44
[ __ ] hard in here what
13:49
okay also [ __ ] you i've definitely
13:52
noticed all the youtube and twitch clips
13:55
that says
13:56
finster ass crack i saw that [ __ ]
14:00
how dare you i am not a piece of meat
14:04
i am a i i am more than a piece of meat
14:07
i am a piece of meat with a brain and
14:10
that is what you should be valuing
14:12
my brain and its size
14:15
which is big dress or i will make chat
14:18
riot
14:18
i don't think i own this do i own a
14:20
sequence dress
14:22
it did it was pink [ __ ] that is quite
14:25
uh new year's eve but that i don't know
14:26
whether that is a pretty short dress
14:29
i give it fine you know what at the risk
14:31
of being narcissistic the red cocktail
14:34
dress with the rose stockings
14:36
oh because you sent it maybe it is a
14:39
long sleeve dress oh
14:40
we've got a few suit suit
14:45
i feel quite good techno babe please i'm
14:47
begging you
14:48
i don't think i still have all of i
14:51
definitely have the
14:52
thing but i've definitely broken one of
14:54
the i think but i've broken one of the
14:56
sleeves completely off and half it's
14:57
hanging off
14:58
i'm not very good at sewing just in case
15:00
you didn't gather that how much for you
15:02
to get your belly button pierced
15:04
also it's 140 ohm and i'm already drunk
15:13
[Music]
15:16
shouldn't have doubted rose would show
15:18
up
15:19
i know thank you zayn what the [ __ ] you
15:22
are aware that donations cost three
15:23
dollars
15:24
that is um 30 times the amount why don't
15:28
you check my watch
15:29
okay uh i'm gonna go grab the uh which
15:31
one do you want
15:33
you know the one where you said you
15:35
could bring it to a wedding carrot
15:37
carrot
15:38
i'll grab you the option so far
15:39
mentioned the red fancy dress that i
15:41
could have taken
15:42
i don't know if i said it oh no i did
15:43
say a wedding or there's the
15:45
sequin pinky dress suggest the red dress
15:47
from the donations to a girl's a tax
15:50
deductible stream from 19th
15:52
holy [ __ ] july very classy oh my god are
15:55
you going to make me do
15:56
archaeologist research on what i wore
15:58
donations
16:00
donations to eco that's my best title
16:02
for a stream yet uh
16:08
uh
16:12
holy [ __ ] it worked okay i'm trying to
16:14
find it that one
16:16
how do you feel that is an interesting
16:18
choice of dress
16:22
that is an interesting choice i'll show
16:24
you i'll show you what he's on about
16:25
this is what he's on about hey look
16:27
trevor thanks trevor that's not a real
16:28
donation that's what it used to be
16:30
oh god remember what i had 5 000 subs
16:31
guys
16:33
guys guys
16:37
guys okay now uh yeah this dress that
16:40
maybe maybe an interesting one uh
16:44
interesting okay by the way i noticed on
16:46
my stream stats like there's been a
16:47
it's classy not saluting i'll get you
16:49
guys the option
16:50
so far hath laid out okay and because
16:54
i'm not at 5000 subs you know we're
16:55
gonna do an ad because i've
16:58
apparently twitched twitch twitches
17:00
twitch youtube thank you zane
17:02
holy [ __ ] was that ten [ __ ] hell zane
17:04
saying what the [ __ ] is up with you dude
17:06
uh maybe i don't know he's streaming now
17:09
i can't watch because i
17:10
am with my family the entire evening
17:13
i listen to watch your stream listen
17:17
i i'm a listen bud there's there's
17:19
there's good
17:20
listen bud i don't know what to tell you
17:23
there is so much
17:24
um there are so many different time
17:27
zones that could be eating dinner with
17:29
their family right now i i don't know
17:30
you
17:31
i don't know your personal time zone i'm
17:33
supposed to be eating dinner with my
17:35
family but i don't have a
17:36
that's not right i don't have a family
17:38
in the house to eat dinner how do you be
17:40
doing
17:40
also i'm doing this i doing i've been
17:42
doing good okay let's do an ad
17:44
i'm gonna go grab all of the dress that
17:45
i think mentioned the sequin one
17:47
right zayn [ __ ]
17:51
zayn zane okay
17:54
this seek zayn the sequin one the
17:57
zayn the uh the sequin one the red
18:00
classy one
18:01
the red one that steph gave uh me gave
18:04
me
18:04
yes recently is there a different one
18:07
what else
18:08
zayn really is insane zayn robbed a
18:10
[ __ ] bank
18:13
what time's only i'm i'm english i'm uh
18:15
british
18:17
god save what's that woman
18:20
the queen the queen the red clown okay
18:22
is there another one
18:24
red classic it's the same one is there
18:26
another one red and white dot ah maybe
18:29
i'll give you those three options for
18:31
now okay british anyway
18:33
hey do you guys want to watch an ad and
18:35
for the people that don't watch an ad we
18:36
get to run
18:37
some music because i'm really about
18:40
capitalizing in on this if i can listen
18:43
if if i'm gonna be
18:45
running around in new year's eve this is
18:46
a goddamn
18:48
uh in a in a goddamn short house dress
18:52
we're gonna run an ad ah dad hell yeah
18:55
hopefully you guys get a short one
18:56
all right see boys i'm gonna play you
18:58
some new year's theme to
19:00
to ng out okay hold on oh my god it's
19:04
gonna happen
19:05
oh man if you get an ad you're gonna be
19:06
missing out oh my god okay i'm so sorry
19:09
all right you'll be back oh [ __ ] i
19:10
closed my stream
19:12
okay ready three two one
19:15
for the people that didn't get nap thank
19:17
you very much thanks for saving
19:19
well thanks for having adblock god i
19:22
don't like you if you're
19:40
[Music]
19:52
[Music]
20:09
oh damn
20:27
[Music]
20:58
[Music]
21:08
okay so i have no idea what's going on
21:11
i've got two
21:19
[Music]
21:37
[Music]
21:40
happy new year chair and chat
21:44
[Music]
21:52
[Music]
22:07
[Music]
22:10
so
22:23
let me tell you all that there is a new
22:25
fin only fans site with all
22:28
new content same url great new site
22:32
oh are you promoting some oh and ernie
22:36
howdy chat aussie aussie aussie all
22:38
right does the suit stay on for now the
22:41
suit stays on for now okay
22:42
suit stays on one second
22:46
all right all right founder finn
22:50
right right buddy happy new year yeah
22:56
it's a new year baby okay right
22:59
so i'm gonna present you your options
23:02
now all right
23:03
all right bucko what happened what did i
23:05
what did i miss
23:06
the new zayn
23:09
what did i miss something i feel like
23:12
i've missed something
23:13
oh that's what i [ __ ] missed hey zayn
23:16
thank why why is it now is it because i
23:19
was complaining about subs should i do
23:21
that all the time
23:22
guys i don't i really don't have enough
23:23
um uh money
23:26
and likes can i get both of those you
23:30
could follow me
23:31
you missed 25 as well oh [ __ ] maybe i do
23:34
have enough
23:34
oh my god i did that finish boy that's
23:37
not that's his real name i'm not just
23:39
set i'm not just saying that he's
23:40
finished to be rude
23:42
what that wouldn't be rude i'm not just
23:44
uh generalizing him uh because he's
23:46
his name is that finnish boy holy [ __ ]
23:48
thank you my guy
23:50
zayn and zayn and finish holy [ __ ] first
23:53
to the finish line
23:56
i've gone insane i've gone mentally i've
23:58
gone mentally insane
24:01
almost as much as zane okay
24:05
always having a good chair handy always
24:08
having a good chair handy okay
24:10
take my money
24:14
do i have any money to hand no why does
24:18
everyone keep calling me
24:23
tequila if you weren't related would
24:27
finn go for rose and wood rose go for
24:29
finn
24:30
i had to text him back that i'll bring
24:31
tequila because we're gonna get
24:34
uh tequila and what if you're unrelated
24:37
to things me and rosa
24:38
are me and rose related but in in law me
24:41
and rose related
24:42
from india i don't know happy happy
24:45
birthday
24:46
india uh okay
24:49
so uh right
24:53
here's what i've got here's what i've
24:56
got
24:57
um only friends
25:00
all right so here's your options this
25:03
one that i've never even taken the tag
25:05
off it was sent to me ages ago
25:08
demo pog big pug thank you demo
25:12
thank you for the five gifted subs demo
25:14
thank you demo what a good guy i like
25:15
demo
25:16
is this one this was like the the classy
25:18
one that i said i can't take care of
25:19
wedding helen
25:21
helen thank you helen
25:24
thank you this is the one i was saying i
25:27
could take to a wedding i think
25:28
there is also another classy one but
25:30
i've never worn this because it is
25:32
it does look a little bit zane grandma
25:35
a little bit grandma dress but it does
25:37
look uh elegant in a way you know what i
25:39
mean
25:39
it's a normal it's a dress it's a dress
25:42
thing
25:43
it might be something that uh your
25:44
grandmother might think would be a bit
25:46
too showy if you were gonna you're not
25:49
you're not gonna be a classy lady if
25:50
you're wearing a dress like that
25:53
that's what grandma would say zayn can
25:55
you zayn
25:57
simp god broken don't worry it just
25:59
takes like five minutes to catch up in
26:01
five minutes time it'll it'll work
26:02
okay maybe even less than five maybe
26:05
even four who knows
26:07
uh my kids love minecraft what can i get
26:10
them
26:10
wait what what can i get them ages ten
26:12
to four
26:14
as you were the uh the woman of
26:15
minecraft uh
26:18
get the minecraft i don't know what do
26:20
people like in minecraft ask them what
26:22
server they play and ask them if they
26:23
want anything on an email
26:24
going through a crisis
26:37
i'm a businessman
26:40
i'm a businessman i'm a
26:43
oh i'm a business man i'm a business i'm
26:47
i'm a businessman i'm an
26:48
important lad i carry around a briefcase
26:51
i walk
26:52
everywhere in in uh
26:56
in shoes that are black and pointy
26:59
because that is business money to the
27:02
rich
27:03
he already receives a lot of money from
27:05
his only fans alone
27:07
weird champ my rick
27:10
astley asked and asked is that is it
27:13
still rick astley
27:14
holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening
27:16
with subs
27:18
loki loki [ __ ] master 9000 there's
27:22
another one too it's gonna happen in a
27:23
second
27:24
i mean spinner thank you so much for the
27:26
twitch prime
27:27
did you know you could give me twitch
27:28
prime and then dbbs did it as well it's
27:31
gonna happen like
27:33
oh damn
27:39
i had the timing so good that time
27:41
you're so good it's this [ __ ] website
27:44
it just wants to it just wants to cut me
27:46
dude what the [ __ ] is this
27:47
i got i did i i can't time anything
27:49
right i've lost my mojo
27:51
any primers hell yeah anyway
27:55
it's serious time
27:59
i can't see okay so there's that one
28:02
right there's the graham mario new
28:04
year's resolution
28:06
so i'm giving up alcohol until next year
28:09
i'm not oh
28:12
that was a good meme that was a funny
28:14
meme that was a funny jokey meme that
28:16
was good
28:16
i like that that was good i like that uh
28:19
there's the one that steph sent
28:21
which is this one it's like a i think
28:23
it's a dress honestly oh i know it is a
28:25
dress okay it's a dress
28:26
it's like a flacy cocktail dress thingy
28:29
which is a little bit big but it's
28:30
probably
28:31
i'm chubby so okay uh cartelli dressing
28:34
with long sleeves it's very very very
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[ __ ] red
28:37
uh there's that um there is the um
28:41
there is the cosplay for [ __ ] uh
28:44
zayn zayn
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zayn calm zane
28:53
that's a lot of sub same i'll take them
28:56
gladly but
28:57
zayn you know how many dresses you'd buy
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for that zayn
29:01
good lord you can buy yourself so many
29:03
cool things anyway
29:05
there's the uh there's this one long i
29:07
can't think for anything you just look
29:09
like an eek
29:11
[ __ ] long ass sequin dress right
29:14
this is the cause this is the cosplay
29:16
for um
29:18
for the jessica rabbit thing it might be
29:20
ruining it if i wear it but who knows
29:22
and then this is just now it's decided
29:24
uh there's another sequence dress which
29:26
is
29:26
[ __ ] pink and it's short as a
29:29
[ __ ] dude
29:31
it is incredibly short it is shorter
29:34
than my shorts
29:35
and they're called shorts no bulbs but
29:38
still looking good
29:40
i know anyway and then there's the then
29:41
there's the one that he mentioned before
29:43
the uh the elegant the uh elegantly red
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one
29:46
the uh the one that looks uh uh you know
29:49
why does it look like that when i hold
29:50
it who knows
29:51
yeah it looks like uh nito
29:54
right there's your options i think
29:56
there's four
29:58
i think there's four if i counted
30:00
correctly there might even be five
30:02
wouldn't that be it wouldn't that be a
30:04
tree which one do you want
30:07
pink pink pink the last one will also
30:11
show they're all red streams hope you're
30:13
looking forward to 2021
30:17
i hope it's good a lot of good stuff is
30:19
happening in 2021
30:20
like um i might buy a dog i'm saying
30:23
this right now that i might get a dog or
30:25
a cat
30:26
in 2021 maybe i would like a dog or a
30:28
cat
30:29
maybe even like a big dog or a big cat
30:30
maybe even a small dog or a small cat
30:32
cats are all the same size
30:36
right
30:47
what hold on i was gonna do a meme
30:50
what i went on to
30:55
i was gonna do a joke here but i went on
30:57
to my
30:59
incognito tab so i could show you this
31:03
why is it when i search up the word big
31:07
it autocompletes
31:12
to biggest ass
31:19
i was going to put big cat
31:29
well there are some big cats that's not
31:30
a cat that's a chicken i've been scammed
31:33
this is [ __ ] this is wrong this is
31:36
not right
31:38
why would google do this go cat far
31:40
easier to look after and still just as
31:42
loving in their own way
31:44
because you searched it mate it's on
31:46
incognito mode
31:48
how dare you searched it before maybe i
31:51
did maybe i did maybe i didn't i don't
31:54
know i realized
32:05
oh my god
32:09
they were women dude not wearing any
32:12
clothes
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uh
32:20
women
32:23
god i thought it was going to be
32:26
something different like a donkey
32:31
like donkeys right like donkeys are
32:32
called asses dude
32:34
what did i expect that's what i said
32:36
that's what i expected
32:43
what it dude zane [ __ ] zane
32:47
i bet you zayn has never googled such an
32:50
inappropriate thing
32:52
cause you missed my donor for the pink
32:54
story
32:55
i know i'm aware that you want the peak
32:57
sequence dress
32:58
oh my god matthew was 25 [ __ ] dollar
33:00
donation there was two sequin dresses
33:02
though there's the red one on the pink
33:03
one
33:04
okay let's go let's let's narrow it down
33:06
right let's uh let's do a poll
33:09
let's do non-seq okay dresses right
33:12
let's do
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non sequin and sequin
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sequin related that's not how you
33:19
thought uh related how do you spell
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sequin
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uh
33:27
i don't know i don't know how i'm gonna
33:29
spell them in two different ways and i
33:30
hope one of them's right
33:32
uh probably they're both probably right
33:34
um
33:36
which one is it gonna have secret
33:38
sequins on it or not
33:41
pink is ugly you're a dumbass
33:45
i don't know there's a lot of red holy
33:47
[ __ ] it's 80
33:49
sequin related okay so you like shiny
33:52
you like magpies chat
33:54
why are you like a crow all you'll see
33:57
is
33:57
light shining off of something like give
33:59
me give me give me
34:01
i like this this is good a chat is very
34:04
much like myself i see something shiny
34:09
gotta have it you know shiny like a crow
34:13
okay the last one interesting
34:17
squawk give shiny shiny
34:20
thing get in my hands
34:23
okay right let's do uh i was gonna say
34:26
mouth but that would be
34:28
because you know crows picked things up
34:29
with their mouth but i didn't want a
34:30
clip of
34:31
me saying get in my uh mouth to be on on
34:34
the internet
34:35
i just said it [ __ ] [ __ ] okay right
34:39
color dress uh
34:43
right i'm gonna put just in case there
34:45
are any americans here i'm gonna
34:46
i'm gonna put the you in like a bracket
34:48
okay red
34:50
pink there's only two sequined dresses
34:52
and one of them is red one is pink the
34:53
red one is the long one that's gonna be
34:55
used for the
34:56
for the [ __ ] uh for that one cosplay
34:58
the jessica rabbit cosplay
34:59
the pink one i've worn before but it is
35:01
very short
35:03
i will warn you i don't want to be you
35:05
know the shiny stuff isnt t
35:08
appropriate for family might take
35:10
different strokes for different
35:12
folks john the title of the stream is
35:14
ruin my family's get-together
35:16
john okay
35:20
what is it what's it gonna be i haven't
35:21
looked it i want to be surprised by this
35:23
one
35:23
i am not looking at the uh i'm not
35:25
looking at how it's going
35:26
i'm just gonna be surprised by it as
35:28
soon as it ends that's what i want
35:30
good good people have no [ __ ] taste
35:34
john calm down john what is the bet
35:36
going on right now
35:39
what like what what better have you set
35:40
up john i want to know what it is
35:44
a lot of people saying a lot of
35:45
different things what's it going to be
35:46
oh my god what's it going to be what's
35:48
it going to be
35:48
i'm so [ __ ] hyped that five seven two
35:50
one show me
35:52
show me show me pink wings by 54
35:56
holy [ __ ] dude that is close
36:00
that is ex that is extremely close
36:06
focus on me camera god
36:11
duck walks up to the lemonades damn
36:12
right dang right
36:16
recount oh dude that is that is insane
36:19
that is this absolute 50 50 split among
36:22
the chat
36:23
pink one just heart heart you know what
36:25
we'll do hide hot you know what we'll do
36:27
we'll try both
36:28
because that is a 50 50 split i will
36:30
refuse that to happen okay
36:32
let's do it let's try both on okay shall
36:34
we shall we yes
36:35
what a good idea what have i dropped on
36:38
the floor oh a bottle what is the donut
36:40
goal
36:41
there isn't one i haven't set one up um
36:44
we're i haven't set one up yet
36:46
hey finn what's up good looking
36:49
yeah yeah baby this is fraud
36:52
i'll do both you both win let's try the
36:55
i'll try the pink one on first because
36:56
did win the vote by about four percent
36:58
six months of funny faith
37:00
eight six months of the funny thing
37:03
thank you oh it's twitch prime two hey
37:05
did you guys know that you can continue
37:06
on your twitch prime
37:08
uh wear a freaking made outfit i don't
37:10
own one anymore do you guys want to shop
37:11
for a maid outfit
37:12
i had to throw the old one away because
37:13
it was genuinely so short and every time
37:15
i watched it it was getting shorter
37:17
and it became the point where it was it
37:19
was down here
37:20
but also like i couldn't have it any
37:22
lower you know what i mean it was
37:23
terrible idea
37:24
we can go and buy a new maid outfit
37:26
together though
37:27
uh i had to throw it away because i've
37:30
had it
37:33
a sparkly dress i'll wear a suit over it
37:36
you know so i've
37:36
uh retained my manliness
37:42
okay apparently my mom is also pleased
37:44
that i'm bringing tequila
37:46
she's also uh an alcoholic just like the
37:49
rest of us
37:50
uh i'm just kidding um my mom works at
37:53
a university so she is she doesn't she's
37:56
never
37:56
she doesn't even know what alcohol is
37:58
she doesn't even she doesn't even know
38:00
what
38:01
i've no one's told her about it yet but
38:02
she didn't she doesn't even know what it
38:04
is
38:05
she's never even heard of the word drug
38:07
she's never heard of that
38:08
so calm down
38:12
anyway uh let's try okay so these two
38:16
are the ones going these two are the
38:17
ones
38:18
right this is the one that you enjoyed
38:20
my paycheck [ __ ]
38:22
sp it is why is it going to be a
38:25
sequin sparkly thing i mean i'm very
38:29
appreciative of your input chat
38:31
but it seems to be that you're just
38:32
trying to get me in trouble
38:34
okay right do i wear do i wear a waist
38:37
trainer with this i feel like i do
38:40
i've never i haven't worn one in [ __ ]
38:41
ages it's essentially just a corset
38:44
chat course it or no corset chat chat
38:47
make your decision chat
38:48
you've got to do it quickly chat give
38:51
this man a hat
38:52
and he will be doing an angus young
38:54
cosplay
38:57
okay uh of course it caught yes okay
39:00
fine we'll do it we'll do a light corset
39:02
okay
39:02
i'm not gonna do like super [ __ ]
39:04
waste uh minimize you know what i mean
39:06
because i don't wanna
39:07
i don't wanna die although i could i
39:09
have i think i've done that before maybe
39:11
maybe for maybe for a stream one day
39:12
we'll do like we'll do [ __ ]
39:15
waste that big no organs absolutely no
39:18
organs left
39:19
but uh we won't do that today i'm going
39:20
to do a little waste training thing okay
39:22
um what about an ad
39:29
would you guys like an ad will i get
39:31
check would you guys like an ad
39:34
there's like 4 000 of you there's like
39:36
three and a half thousand
39:37
i i can't wait i cannot wait to give you
39:40
guys an ad
39:41
oh my god i can't wait i'm getting
39:43
changed i'm getting changed
39:44
here's your time to go install ad
39:46
blocker i'm not an [ __ ] i just need
39:47
something to do
39:49
here's your time sell out i really am
39:52
but would you guys either want to watch
39:53
a chair
39:54
or a or the new advertisement for
39:57
expressvpn i don't know
40:00
the new call of duty trailer that's what
40:02
you're gonna get mark my words
40:05
i control the ads here on twitch i own
40:06
the site i don't know if you knew that
40:08
anyway does that say tuck [ __ ]
40:12
okay will you guys stick around if i do
40:14
an ad if i also promise to talk
40:24
yes good good answer that means i can do
40:26
an ad
40:29
i've done like two ads already i'm a god
40:31
i'm a god among man take an ad
40:33
i'm gonna put on some new year's music
40:35
for the people that don't get one
40:36
because uh they have ad blocker anyway
40:38
bam okay there's no way this is only
40:40
gonna take 60 seconds but
40:42
[ __ ] it why not no copyright my favorite
40:45
music my favorite music come on
40:46
okay cool let's go uh this thing
40:50
there's no way this is gonna take 60
40:51
seconds i'm gonna be a lot longer
41:08
chair gang
41:25
[Music]
41:33
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
45:22
so i love this throwing kisses poggers
45:34
[Music]
45:42
hi there mr chair is your sister around
45:46
the pink chair
46:08
can we get some uws in chat boys
46:18
[Music]
46:27
to the aussies from the future happy new
46:29
year and chat let's make 2021
46:32
even more memoriable
46:46
[Music]
46:49
guess that dress is fighting back
47:04
hi chat hope you are doing well love you
47:16
i'm actually a dumbass oh my god
47:25
[Music]
47:50
okay so two things chest strength okay
47:52
so two things
47:55
okay so two things number one
47:58
you guys are all [ __ ] this is the
48:00
worst one you could have picked
48:04
it is cut i haven't got the boobs in
48:06
hold on hold on let me put them in let
48:08
me put them in
48:08
don't look at me don't look at me
48:10
without my bob's
48:14
you shouldn't have to see me like this i
48:16
know you've listened to like
48:17
six minutes of just random music and i
48:19
if you want to ruin the family gathering
48:21
just flop the old willy out and
48:23
helicopter that but i'm not convinced
48:25
that i do until you pass out
48:29
um hold on
48:34
um there's a reason why you guys are
48:37
[ __ ]
48:37
this is the number one shortest thing
48:41
shortest dress that i that i that i own
48:43
this is the by far the shortest one
48:46
um number two is that like
48:49
yeah i'm not entirely sure how to make
48:51
this look good um
48:53
because like chat watermelon i'm trying
48:56
to make it look good
48:57
this is very difficult um
49:02
see if i can't go and grab like a
49:04
hairband maybe who knows
49:06
i'm trying to make this look uh somewhat
49:08
presentable
49:09
it is extremely hard because it is
49:11
extremely thin extremely like
49:13
short but yay hello what's up what's
49:17
what the [ __ ] are you doing no it's my
49:19
[ __ ] dress
49:20
it's because it's goddamn sharp because
49:22
there's goddamn sequins in it
49:24
[ __ ] me
49:28
what did i sit on oh it was just me i'm
49:31
gonna get a hoodie
49:32
so i can like sit down without it being
49:34
like weird
49:36
okay watermelon watermelon
49:40
red one hello so the reason why you may
49:43
have seen
49:44
me uh heard me screaming uh i'm a
49:46
dumbass
49:47
was because of one reason right so your
49:49
bra
49:50
thank you uh it was because of one
49:52
reason all right it was because
49:54
uh when i was finding the uh my bra here
49:57
by the way these are
49:58
i don't know how to make this look good
49:59
at all when i was trying to find my bra
50:01
i've found it also finn some people in
50:05
the us have started to get their
50:06
stimulus checks so
50:09
watch out lol wait is that a bad thing
50:11
some people who
50:12
have started together oh [ __ ] yeah um
50:15
make sure to waste it on me
50:17
so let me uh i was i was trying to get
50:19
the bra on right
50:20
and then uh i put it on
50:24
and spent a minute a full minute
50:28
looking for it and then looked down and
50:31
realized i had put it on already
50:33
i had already worn it i it was already
50:35
on me that was that was what it was
50:38
so that's that was my issue recently
50:40
just now
50:41
uh that's why you may have heard me
50:43
screaming that i'm a dumb ass
50:44
because i put something on and then
50:46
forgot i forgot that it was currently on
50:48
me
50:48
uh also i look like a goddamn [ __ ]
50:54
this is um an interesting
50:58
outfit choice i will say uh because this
51:01
thing
51:01
doesn't this thing wants to sit like
51:03
down there and i'm
51:04
trying to force it to be more up you
51:07
know because otherwise it's going to be
51:09
looking really [ __ ] weird hold on
51:13
cleavage please there is there is no do
51:15
the stick trick do the do the trick
51:17
thingy
51:21
do the stick on bobs you're an insane
51:24
person there's no
51:25
hold on ah why not no they want to sit
51:29
like
51:30
low down you'd see them
51:34
okay jesus this is so hard to sit down
51:37
with okay
51:38
right there we go it's the waistline
51:42
almost almost there um
51:46
this is a terrible [ __ ] idea i'm
51:48
getting more uncomfortable
51:49
the glue this this this spirit gum
51:53
uh i wonder what it does oh i need to oh
51:56
my god it's got a specialized cap thingy
51:58
what does it do i know it's like
52:00
essentially glue
52:02
so children under the age of 14 should
52:04
be supervised by adults
52:08
guess it's not today guess it's not
52:10
today
52:11
switch to red what are we listening to
52:14
good lord
52:16
uh
52:19
red should we try the red do you guys
52:21
want to try the red
52:23
do you another rat now okay i won't do
52:25
that too um
52:27
2021 will be the year finn gives in and
52:29
rose takes over for good it will not
52:32
i'll get a dog that's what will happen
52:34
okay
52:38
no ad you don't you don't have to watch
52:39
an ad uh okay i'm gonna
52:41
let's try on the let's try on this
52:43
[ __ ] one
52:44
i don't have much time either i've only
52:46
got like an hour okay
52:49
let's try on this [ __ ] dress this one
52:52
do you think this one's gonna be a bit
52:53
better
52:54
we'll see okay it looks so weird because
52:56
like i'm just
52:58
i have the shoulders of a of a major
52:59
league linebacker
53:02
but the waistline
53:05
of a uh uh linebacker anyway major
53:08
league linebacker okay brb
53:10
uh ready three two one uh
53:15
hold on [ __ ] ready oh [ __ ]
53:18
okay i can do this in two minutes
53:52
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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um so um
55:49
um so i did it in two minutes
55:52
and yay i mean the dress right wow look
55:55
it's a look it's a great little it's a
55:57
great dress what a cool dress
55:58
so you may assume like oh okay yeah it
56:01
is way longer right like way more like
56:03
appropriate like it's good uh you you'd
56:06
assume that right on first glance you
56:08
would assume that
56:09
um but then you you've noticed that um
56:13
the dress is built in a certain way it
56:16
was built for jessica rabbit right um
56:23
so it gets it it gets a little
56:27
um it it gets a little
56:30
it gets a little up there um you know
56:33
what i mean
56:33
it gets a little um gets a little uh
56:37
risque it is uh it is very much
56:41
uh very very uh very very tall very high
56:44
up
56:44
also why does it look like my waistline
56:46
is like giant maybe i should wear an app
56:48
maybe i should wear an actual corset
56:50
should i maybe it gets tighter over time
56:54
uh can i sit down on this holy [ __ ] me
56:57
um holy [ __ ]
57:00
okay well i can this is a terrible
57:02
[ __ ] plan
57:04
all right
57:09
um these are both terrible
57:13
terrible choices um but i'm aware that's
57:15
uh kind of what you want
57:17
corset [ __ ] hell
57:20
how much do i need to charge you to to
57:22
have the call
57:30
and talking already done ugh okay
57:35
corset 1950 pounds yeah
57:38
19 pounds 50 cents
57:43
19 pounds 50 cents that's what i want
57:45
that's what i'm after
57:50
seven months i love you
57:54
and hold on
57:58
what the [ __ ]
58:03
it's even like the there's even i could
58:05
even add this stick on bob so you can't
58:07
see these giant straps but
58:09
maybe maybe maybe i will but they are
58:11
going to be smaller than these
58:13
so i don't know they're going to be
58:14
smaller than these or
58:17
and i'd rather not do way way bigger
58:24
because they i mean the ones that are
58:25
bigger they way way bigger
58:27
i'd stick on pops and cause okay i'm
58:29
gonna [ __ ]
58:30
this is a terrible idea is tucking
58:32
uncomfortable oh no [ __ ]
58:35
bigger not gonna happen what is uh
58:37
listen i still haven't got my 19
58:39
pounds and 50 cents thank you
58:46
all right chat pulling out the [ __ ]
58:49
big guns hey
58:51
pull out the [ __ ] big guns
58:56
this is a terrible idea chad this is a
58:58
terrible awful terrible idea would you
58:59
please put on a corset honey
59:01
go look over there would you please put
59:03
on corset honey yeah
59:05
working on that uh
59:08
okay
59:11
okay so stick on ones and uh if you wear
59:14
that one guess you're gonna have to
59:16
flash your family
59:19
more terrible ideas from chat but then
59:21
again i'm relying on you today okay
59:23
i get it i gave you guys a challenge
59:29
you you're really uh really doing great
59:31
with it really doing really quite well
59:33
with this one
59:38
i can still read chat by i'm
59:41
i'm still here
59:45
discord league pogchamp oh my god it's
59:46
my discord server leaked
59:48
you can still see by the way my
59:50
background on my pc is still vickster
59:52
so that is also a thing
60:03
big stick ons no small small although
60:06
it's really easy to change them out but
60:08
small to start with
60:14
holy [ __ ] why can i not get this thing
60:16
undone okay there we go
60:20
right okay of course it time i think
60:23
ready [ __ ] ready chat
60:30
i wear like a fun tip for corsets by the
60:32
way wearing an undershirt works real
60:34
well
60:36
if you wear undershirt it is a lot
60:38
easier to do everything
60:40
oh [ __ ] this is a terrible plan
60:44
all right boy where's my thing oh i need
60:47
to undo it
60:48
[ __ ] uh
60:49
[Music]
60:51
where the [ __ ] is my thing i'll use this
60:54
is this gonna work maybe
60:57
oh this will work
61:02
knock knock boys knock knock more like
61:06
knockers knockers
61:08
am i right because that's what they call
61:10
boobs bobs
61:12
have you ever noticed there's no good
61:14
word for that there's no good word for
61:16
bob's
61:17
my favorite is bops but there is no good
61:20
[ __ ] word for it it all sounds weird
61:23
they all sound creepy don't they
61:26
try it for yourself say them say the
61:27
ones that you know out loud and tell me
61:29
that saying that to a human person
61:31
wouldn't be the weirdest thing you've
61:32
ever done
61:35
they're all weird they're all weird
61:36
words i don't like any of them
61:39
i've never once uh never once used those
61:42
words
61:45
because they're so weird
61:52
i have used the word bedunkadonks i will
61:55
say that
61:57
uh having said that they do tend to run
62:01
away
62:02
when you do that but i have used it
62:10
it's a close second to bob's i won't lie
62:18
[ __ ]
62:33
holy [ __ ] hey chat room when we said
62:35
course it was a good idea
62:38
do you remember what remember that one
62:39
time just now where you lied to me
62:43
do you remember that i do
62:47
i remember that
62:54
holy [ __ ] okay ready hold on oh [ __ ]
62:57
where's my thing
62:58
okay i'm tightening it now hold on oh my
63:01
god
63:02
the [ __ ]
63:24
this is rough
63:37
holy [ __ ]
63:46
you can all have moist pope to thank for
63:48
this
63:49
holy [ __ ] dude okay it's not that bad
63:53
it started off really bad it's not that
63:56
bad
64:00
okay it's not that bad it's not the
64:03
worst thing ever
64:07
it is not the worst thing ever okay it's
64:10
not the worst thing you can't even tell
64:12
that like my waist starts like there
64:13
holy [ __ ] okay
64:15
stick on bob time this is stage two of
64:19
whatever the [ __ ] this is
64:24
this is stage two of bad ideas
64:35
bigger no small small starting off small
64:37
starting off small
64:48
uh what is this like i don't know what
64:50
that looks like on camera hold on
64:52
that's kind of low but also like it's
64:54
not low it's kind of high
65:00
like there's no way that that's gonna be
65:03
hidden
65:03
you're gonna see these though this is so
65:06
oh my god it feels awful
65:08
[ __ ] this feels terrible
65:15
oh my god crossdressing sucks
65:18
[ __ ] this oh my god
65:21
okay i'm done but like this is not
65:24
fun this is not fun
65:27
okay hello i'm so conscious of this
65:30
like hold on look where's my waist
65:34
my waistline is like [ __ ] there it's
65:37
so small but like
65:39
you can't tell this dress is not really
65:41
made for this
65:42
this is so bad needs a belt it kind of
65:44
does hold on let me grab a belt
65:46
i have a red belt and a black belt
66:01
this is not hold on oh my god
66:11
the belt doesn't go small enough the
66:13
belt's loose dude
66:16
the belt doesn't match my waistline dude
66:18
look it's loose as [ __ ]
66:22
it's so loose the only one that's like
66:26
but it probably won't look as good i'm
66:27
sorry for suggesting the low low amount
66:30
of 19 pounds
66:31
50 so here have some money i apologize
66:34
okay thank you thank you this is not
66:38
this is not the this is not tight enough
66:42
it's good though it is so loose though
66:45
okay let me do it with the let me do it
66:46
with the red one one sec
66:48
put a new hole in it [ __ ] i could i
66:51
could
66:52
i've got knives let me show you
66:57
it's not gonna look very good hold up
66:59
are you wearing this to your family
67:01
lol
67:06
okay so my waistline is like there
67:10
right like this [ __ ] me
67:14
this way my my waistline is i mean
67:18
i mean come on right ignore the top half
67:20
just ignore just
67:21
think about their downward ignore this
67:23
ignore all of this
67:25
right but you know that's my waistline
67:28
right now
67:37
pin the dress in the back maybe
67:42
maybe i don't have a oh wait oh my god i
67:44
do hold on
67:47
i swear to god i did uh
67:58
holy [ __ ] i do
68:03
i have like a little tiny little pin but
68:06
like there's no way this is gonna hold
68:07
my whole ass dress
68:09
in one in one thing
68:17
hold on
68:24
still need makeup holy [ __ ] you do
68:33
yeah no there's no way there's no way
68:34
this is gonna work it's too small
68:36
it's too small of a pin there's too much
68:38
like dress to bunch up
68:40
ah new hole in the black thing maybe uh
68:42
where's my knives
68:44
oh yeah everywhere i forgot about that
68:46
knife
68:48
knife oh yeah another function of the
68:51
corset
68:52
nothing nothing
68:56
nothing sharp knife too
69:03
okay let's put a hole in the belt
69:13
stop no
69:18
what makes you think i would stop it's
69:21
my favorite thing
69:26
okay there's a new hole in the belt it's
69:28
tiny though
69:30
and i am just kind of guessing where my
69:32
waistline will be
69:34
so i didn't actually mark it on myself i
69:36
just kind of like put a hole in it
69:41
it's still loose [ __ ]
69:48
how is it still [ __ ] this is terrible
69:51
oh i'm gonna mark out where it should be
70:02
okay another hole
70:06
another okay i need a bigger knife i
70:09
need a bigger knife
70:10
like a thicker one oh like a karambit
70:13
sorry armpit shot like a karambit it's
70:16
perfect for the hole punch
70:26
no my fingers aren't under this by the
70:27
way before anyone freaks out
70:33
okay i'm gonna do this on a table like a
70:34
normal person
70:36
like a normal person i [ __ ] i say
70:39
holy [ __ ]
70:41
this is what normal people do this is
70:43
what normal people do
70:44
on new year's eve
70:53
okay and then what i'm gonna do i'm
70:54
gonna poke something through it like a
70:57
brush handle so it's bigger
71:07
i need something like oh a nail i've got
71:09
a whole ass nail
71:16
well like technically a screw i guess
71:18
but you know same thing
71:20
same [ __ ]
71:31
hey jeremy and i used to have good ideas
71:36
oh my god it's like a [ __ ]
71:42
snt meant for a belt you should put on
71:45
your
71:45
hip pads instead yeah that is also true
71:50
although i don't know where the hip pads
71:52
are
71:55
the karambit's through baby
71:59
the karambit's through dude
72:03
does it match the dress no will i force
72:07
it to
72:08
yes
72:13
why would i wear a corset in [ __ ] why
72:16
would i do this to my why would you do
72:17
this to me
72:18
it's a corset in a goddamn loose-fitting
72:21
dress
72:22
why i'll just you know what next i'll
72:25
just be going outside the house in
72:26
t-shirts and corsets dude
72:29
jumpers do woolly sweatshirts and a
72:34
corset
72:38
correct
72:46
all right
72:54
this is oval holy [ __ ] bruh
72:58
bruh chat
73:12
this is an experiment i don't think we
73:14
needed chat
73:16
should i shoot a bb gun through it
73:18
that'd make a good hole in this thing
73:39
cool okay let me test this
73:44
see if this will go through before i put
73:47
it on
73:53
oh my god it's close though oh it does
73:55
it does go through
73:56
sweet okay cool it will work okay fine
74:00
it's done it's done it's done it's done
74:01
it's done it's done it's done it's done
74:02
it's done
74:03
it's done we're ready for new year's
74:07
baby
74:10
come on ready for new year's let me get
74:12
this belt up and then we're ready for
74:14
new year's baby
74:16
corset over it are you [ __ ] insane
74:21
yeah baby okay hold on let's see if i
74:23
can get this through
74:24
ready come on show
74:28
show shows it's working it's gonna
74:30
happen there it is i did it i [ __ ]
74:32
did it
74:32
holy [ __ ] the belt it's still look how
74:35
goddamn loose it is
74:38
belt on it's like almost a christmas
74:40
dress now because of the gold
74:42
but there we go there are bobs [ __ ]
74:46
stuck to me
74:47
we're in a corset i'm in a belt that i
74:51
i'm not actually fully convinced that i
74:53
can take off
74:54
uh i'm ready for christmas i mean new
74:56
year's what is it
74:58
new year's yeah
75:03
this dress is falling apart of the seams
75:05
this is not a very high quality
75:08
dress let me cut off like a bunch of the
75:10
stitching i'd show you but it's right on
75:12
that
75:13
slit place it's right on the uh
75:16
the dress um thing
75:20
just stuff coming off it okay there we
75:23
go
75:25
oh lashes lips oh [ __ ] i've got to do a
75:29
lot more
75:29
okay
75:35
well what now what now oh my god
75:40
what now what now what's next
75:46
terrible is that a label on the label on
75:49
the belt no that's just that's just how
75:50
far
75:51
it comes out makeup
75:54
what type would you like now chat i
75:57
dread to think
75:58
what the [ __ ] you're gonna come up with
76:00
if you've gone this [ __ ] extra on a
76:02
dress
76:05
if you've gone this extra on a dress i
76:07
dread to think what you'll come up with
76:09
but um [ __ ] i can't even bend over hold
76:12
on i'm trying to grab something off the
76:13
floor
76:14
but i can't bet gotta stand up just to
76:18
okay there's also these
76:21
which is what steph sent which i'm not
76:23
wearing steph's dress uh no one selected
76:25
steph's dress but
76:27
there is this and i feel like you'd like
76:28
this
76:31
they're essentially stockings i haven't
76:32
opened them that's what came in the po
76:34
box
76:35
wait [ __ ] since you're wearing
76:37
the jessica rabbit dress
76:39
try her look for makeup
76:43
yep i don't even need to ask you i
76:46
understand it's already gonna be yes
76:48
ready for prom
76:51
red gold or black why black that'd be a
76:54
strange combination
76:56
oh my god
76:59
i need to get used to wearing a corset
77:01
man i haven't wore this thing in ages
77:10
this is ins this is [ __ ] sorry you
77:12
can see my bob
77:13
i don't care though that's [ __ ]
77:15
intense that's actually genuinely
77:17
intense to
77:18
to bend over like that that's hard to do
77:23
straighten your hair [ __ ] there's so
77:25
much to do
77:26
it's been an oh my god it's been an hour
77:28
already i've got it
77:29
technically the thing starts at like 20
77:31
minutes but i'm gonna pop in later
77:34
god damn it okay wow
77:38
it is so [ __ ] warm it is so hard to
77:41
do everything in this thing
77:43
holy [ __ ] okay let me turn on my ac
77:46
one second
77:50
no oh my god it's not plugged in i'm
77:52
dead i'm dead
77:54
hold on one second
77:59
let me open a window
78:02
there we go okay cool cool oh
78:06
i'm like having to hold this area of my
78:07
dress
78:10
huh
78:14
marisa [ __ ] like is there a message
78:18
i haven't checked marieza
78:28
what the [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ]
78:38
oh my god theresa my
78:42
dude you're going to go behind the bike
78:44
shed after prom
78:48
murray [ __ ] hell
78:51
she's only doing that because she knows
78:52
i'm gonna uh open pokemon cards for the
78:54
waiter
78:56
she's trying to secure the raid you
78:58
always confused people with their
79:00
sexuality but you confirm that him by
79:02
pansex you will love
79:04
you all and again happy new year
79:08
oh my god okay oh damn insane
79:11
thanks same for the [ __ ] thanks for
79:13
the five subs then and demo
79:15
i can't breathe holy [ __ ] demo thanks
79:17
for the 69 [ __ ] yeah
79:19
and not even 69 cents that's not that
79:22
same
79:22
odds demo i'm disappointed honestly
79:27
but [ __ ] up uh
79:31
thank you happy new year happy new year
79:33
demo thank you ver thank you so much for
79:35
the donation
79:37
oh my god i can't i can't do anything in
79:39
this i cannot move
79:41
i cannot move i feel
79:44
so elegant but i cannot move
79:52
all right
79:55
right we're gonna do a holy [ __ ]
80:00
makeup's gonna be really [ __ ]
80:01
interesting today uh because i'm gonna i
80:03
gotta do it
80:04
semi quickly take your time finn no
80:09
no or not this might be the more whoa
80:12
this might be the more scuffed version
80:14
than usual
80:15
uh because they started late
80:19
okay right pick up the call you scam
80:22
artist marisa oh my god okay
80:25
i can't hear you though i'm not gonna be
80:26
able to hear what you're saying
80:29
god hold on let me let's let me fix my
80:33
uh let me fix my
80:34
bob's real quick let's let's make them a
80:37
little bit more real
80:39
just the tiniest little bit more real
80:40
okay did someone say scam
80:42
no i'm not a scammer it's marisa saying
80:45
it she doesn't count
80:49
okay
80:51
[Music]
80:55
doesn't do [ __ ] anything
80:59
all right right let's go there
81:04
okay not in the shadow doesn't really do
81:07
a whole heck of a lot
81:11
um on camera not a ton
81:23
okay [ __ ] it good enough
81:26
sk oh my god fine i'll call marisa i'll
81:28
call marisa
81:35
[Music]
81:37
hello here are your 69 what's up
81:40
yeah i thought we had a plan here what
81:43
do you mean
81:44
we do i i have new year's dinner to
81:46
attend to i'm sitting here
81:48
with my awesome makeup pokemon cards on
81:50
the table
81:51
yeah you were too busy for 15 minutes
81:54
off-screen poking holes in your stupid
81:56
belt
81:57
yeah for one hour you were getting the
81:59
dress
82:00
one hour i am
82:03
i'm wasted time wasted five hundred
82:05
dollars in your chat
82:06
gone thank you you're welcome thank you
82:09
for giving me
82:10
uh five hundred dollars nice can i open
82:13
welcome my cards please i've been
82:15
sitting here for so long
82:16
i thought we said we were gonna do that
82:18
like why after
82:19
[Music]
82:20
no we said how long did you think i was
82:22
gonna confirm
82:26
how long does it take you to put on a
82:28
dress i've literally never done a stream
82:30
that lasts an hour
82:32
yeah when you said short stream well
82:34
yeah but i've
82:35
a short stream like all my streams are
82:37
like four hours
82:40
do you want you want me to sit here
82:44
i don't know i'm scammed you're just
82:45
waiting for pokemon cards
82:48
yeah do you want to open up pokemon
82:50
cards on like half of my screen
82:52
half of your i guess i'll do half of the
82:54
cards on your screen half of the cards
82:56
on my screen
82:57
oh like i mean sure well after after
83:00
i'll do half now half after
83:01
i'll just be in the background opening
83:04
cards
83:06
that's kind of what we're doing okay
83:07
let's open some cards you want me to
83:09
turn on the
83:10
web oh no i'm going to be mirrored
83:11
backwards who cares
83:14
so much come on cam what
83:17
does this work this is
83:21
so goddamn badly
83:25
okay oh
83:28
shiny shiny shiny
83:31
okay i'm trying to get i'm trying to set
83:33
this up my hair looks like [ __ ]
83:35
fix the freaking dress strap which one
83:38
they're both
83:38
garbage also it's my headphone wire okay
83:40
let me find let me find you
83:42
um you're delaying my
83:45
my little my stream homer easy you're
83:48
i'm delaying your stream you're delaying
83:50
my life my stream crazy you've been
83:52
delaying everything i do
83:55
no i i i blew off my family for
83:58
us to open pokemon cards and now look at
84:01
this look at this
84:03
so sorry
84:07
that's rough hey that's me what the [ __ ]
84:11
okay wait there's me
84:14
manual focus time there we go wow
84:18
you can be up here in the corner opening
84:20
[ __ ] pokemon cards because you got so
84:23
this is it's you got so impatient
84:26
the left we're being impatient what do
84:28
you mean i'm patient you're
84:30
impatient nah i'm not impatient i'm
84:32
opening cards now beauty takes time
84:34
marisa
84:36
i am i'm opening cards now you guys
84:39
ready for some pokemon cards
84:41
i'm out of focus so that people are
84:44
saying that i'm super loud so you should
84:45
probably turn me down
84:51
maybe it's because you're here guys it's
84:53
the first pack
84:55
you just do your thing i am i've been
84:57
trying to
84:58
please let me fix the strap which one
85:01
they're both
85:01
normal i don't know what you're talking
85:03
about they're both good
85:06
they're fine they're fine i'm wait oh
85:09
holy [ __ ] yo
85:13
that is on by a thread holy [ __ ] look at
85:16
that
85:17
it is dying that wasn't even my fault
85:19
wait they're both on by a thread
85:23
they're both dead dude
85:27
this packs oh oh shiny i have no
85:31
idea it's almost like pokemon cards are
85:33
something that you need to
85:34
have a lot of knowledge about dude i
85:37
lost 200 views
85:40
this guy pikachu there's a card in here
85:42
where he's really huge and fat
85:44
right and i've lost 200 viewers oh i
85:47
pikachu
85:48
[ __ ] pokemon you [ __ ] pokemon
85:51
cards okay
85:52
you have my schedule [ __ ] hostage
85:55
i'm trying to get the fat gay pikachu
85:59
i'm gonna be late as [ __ ] to listen to
86:01
this new year's party all right
86:02
sorry wear the makeup working on it but
86:04
marisa wanted to call me to open up
86:05
pokemon cards
86:07
i'm opening pokemon cards i god knows
86:09
why what's your
86:10
pokemon so i can finally see my family
86:13
finn just so you know to ruin your
86:15
families and friends
86:17
party all you need to do is be there and
86:20
you don't even need to be dressed as a
86:22
girl k-e-k-w
86:25
we're looking for him
86:32
that hurts me nation that hurts me a lot
86:34
nation i'm hurt
86:39
this is a [ __ ] this is a show stole
86:41
the money of jeff bezos and now i give
86:44
it to you
86:44
f1 now this is such a [ __ ] chat
86:46
everyone should do that
86:47
i can't like do my makeup and wear
86:49
headphones this is a bad
86:50
this was a bad idea because i can't hear
86:53
you right here it was literally your
86:54
idea
86:55
hold on happy new year
87:02
hold on i'm getting i'm changing my
87:03
audio so i don't have to wear headphones
87:10
johnny holy [ __ ] johnny thank you johnny
87:13
hold on
87:15
terrible idea hold on
87:19
hold on hold on hold on
87:22
hold on there we go hello
87:27
hey hey
87:30
oh it's a good pack it's a good pack
87:33
okay
87:34
cool good to know three four okay okay
87:37
okay i don't know what any of this means
87:40
though
87:42
i don't know what any of it means what
87:43
is that is that good
87:46
it's just a purple ball okay bear
87:49
we got babies that's just a woman
87:51
giraffe
87:52
okay i could kill that thing that's just
87:55
a [ __ ] block of cheese
87:56
that's a blast
87:59
that's not even a creature
88:02
that's stupid look at that stupid thing
88:05
yeah that's stupid
88:06
yeah a little [ __ ] i could kill that
88:09
bird
88:11
and i could kill that too okay here
88:13
comes the record and and and
88:16
i can kill all of those it's not too
88:19
good
88:20
no it could be better put me in a fight
88:23
with any of those things they would die
88:25
i'm tougher than them
88:29
wait over there i'm way tougher than
88:32
those [ __ ]
88:33
look at all these packs chad could you
88:35
kill those it's just a block of cheese
88:37
it was a pokemon card it was a block of
88:38
[ __ ] cheese
88:41
cheese james may
88:48
sassy it was or i do makeup i'm working
88:51
on it
88:52
it was cheese literal cheese you open up
88:54
a pokemon card
88:55
go go gadget got [ __ ] pokemon go
88:58
[ __ ] block of cheese
89:02
oh it's a trash bag that is what you
89:04
wanted to call about
89:05
i found a block of cheese in my pokemon
89:07
card okay okay tell me she's not
89:09
[ __ ] oh she's billed look at this
89:15
am i focusing the wrong way
89:18
i could i could kick her [ __ ] ass
89:23
she would be dead she's got my belt and
89:25
my dress actually holy [ __ ]
89:27
oh my god it's you i got the exact build
89:30
on that i'm wearing is there any way i
89:32
can
89:34
oh yeah baby
89:39
terrible terrible this thing is not oh
89:42
there we go
89:43
it's almost like you should just enable
89:45
autofocus look at her dude
89:50
beauty
89:52
yeah i would enable autofocus but it
89:54
does not want to enable
89:57
whatever i'll do it until i get a secret
90:00
rare and oh that's some dock
90:01
what does it feel like some dock in my
90:02
room
90:04
and then we'll talk
90:08
why did that get lighter and then darker
90:12
what the [ __ ] is it because i've got
90:15
like
90:16
auto uh thingy on
90:19
this is weird this is whit dude i don't
90:22
like this
90:22
this is not good for me dude all these
90:25
packs are [ __ ]
90:29
good to know i don't enjoy i don't
90:33
i don't like this this is a weird stream
90:34
now
90:36
well it was your idea you can end your
90:38
stream first if you want and finish it
90:39
i'm just asking
90:41
don't do 65 hours because i you told me
90:44
we're gonna do it after we are how's it
90:47
going
90:48
looking great cheers but i did say like
90:52
what i'm doing
90:54
i said my time is one more pack [ __ ] off
90:57
now my fault you didn't listen to me
90:59
now yeah that now it's a weird stream if
91:01
you want me to read the dance
91:04
uh i can read them for you they say that
91:07
uh i said uh shut up that's what that's
91:11
what they say
91:12
yeah what i see is you
91:16
whatever whatever we won't leak anything
91:18
tonight
91:19
because i'm right watch this
91:23
it's a good pack okay last pack last
91:24
pack less pack that's a good one it's a
91:25
good one
91:27
okay one two three four okay okay okay
91:29
okay okay
91:35
okay
91:39
trying to find the golden focus there
91:42
you go
91:44
okay goodbye like an old maricopa
91:47
oh order
91:51
energy 400 views
91:57
you added me you called me you know okay
92:01
eevee okay and and and guy
92:04
n and shop it
92:08
and choodle
92:20
the [ __ ] is that a dragon i don't know
92:22
literal trash i don't know what the [ __ ]
92:23
it is
92:24
because of [ __ ] i'm still looking for
92:25
fat guy pikachu
92:28
you you you uh yeah just you know just
92:31
call me when you're about to end it so i
92:33
can finally be free
92:34
and with my family again yeah yeah and
92:40
uh i hope you enjoyed the
92:41
five million subs i will white okay
92:44
i will see you in
92:48
january see you in 2021 see you next
92:51
year
92:52
hopefully never see you again actually
92:54
oh
92:57
goodbye
93:02
i said goodbye
93:15
what the [ __ ] was that
93:18
what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] was
93:21
that
93:22
[Music]
93:23
they called me to open up pokemon cards
93:25
i don't know [ __ ] about pokemon either
93:28
it's almost like dude it's like that
93:30
would have made sense if i even knew
93:32
what a pokemon card
93:33
uh was and i don't i have no [ __ ]
93:36
clue what they are
93:38
what are they like uh like yugioh who
93:40
knows
93:42
i have no idea what they are
93:46
it's not 2021 in the uk no it's not
93:52
it's uh it's like it's um eight o'clock
93:56
right now it just turned eight
93:57
bing bong it just turned out o'clock uh
93:59
it is like um
94:01
yeah eight o'clock thirty 31st
94:04
i'm gonna go in like an hour and i will
94:07
spend the time with the fam you know
94:09
what i mean
94:11
the family the finster fam okay
94:16
right earrings of the party after this
94:18
oh
94:19
[ __ ] look look look
94:22
the ones that someone sent me in the p.o
94:23
box holy [ __ ] they're actually kind of
94:25
perfect for this
94:26
i mean they're just like regular little
94:28
hoops right but look they're magnetic
94:30
i think oh damn shall we should i try
94:32
them on dbs hey what's up man thank you
94:35
thanks for the more [ __ ] subs how
94:37
many goddamn subs today holy [ __ ]
94:41
oh my god okay let's try let's try an
94:43
earring i've never actually
94:44
done this before ah
94:48
oh [ __ ] that's not how that works why do
94:50
i need two hands for this
94:53
[ __ ]
94:56
this is [ __ ] how do i do fake nails
94:58
this is not fun
95:00
this is not fun to do with fake nails
95:02
it's 2pm for you
95:03
holy [ __ ] dude i've got a while to go
95:07
where are you in like la
95:10
california gross
95:14
this is him [ __ ] possible
95:20
use tweezers that might be a good idea
95:24
might be a good plan actually but the
95:25
problem is they're like you gotta pull
95:27
this thing back
95:34
bruh bruh
95:38
where are you all at it's noon here yeah
95:40
it's in cali
95:41
you're in california that doesn't count
95:45
there's you can't use tweezers for it
95:48
there's nothing to grab onto
95:54
yeah there's nothing to grab onto i
95:55
don't know why i'm choosing to
95:57
uh go with your thoughts on this use
95:59
tweezers
96:00
uh
96:05
oh wait i think i might have done it
96:08
plug look a bit weird i might have done
96:11
it backwards
96:13
i definitely know what i can do
96:16
i definitely did it yeah she also did
96:18
get trash cards paul marisa dude
96:20
spends 100 subs and she gets trash cards
96:24
i did it but they they they it works
96:26
differently
96:27
tweezers would have been a good option
96:28
for not this i need to have constant
96:31
pressure on one side of it
96:33
that's still the wrong side
96:38
sage really is
96:45
that's not this is impossible isn't it
96:48
they've designed this purely to took
96:50
freely to ensnare me in their trap
96:53
oh i [ __ ] did it god i can't believe
96:57
my intelligence
96:59
it's like i was made for this you know
97:02
what i mean
97:03
like it's almost like um
97:07
i'm a god but like among
97:10
you know mortals and [ __ ] it's not
97:12
pierced now
97:15
because if you haven't i don't really
97:17
want to stick something through my ear
97:19
especially when i wear headphones all
97:21
the time and also when there's a
97:22
pandemic
97:24
but i will it's just like they're
97:27
terrifying
97:28
they wear headphones all the time and i
97:30
don't like the thing of like everyone
97:32
that's everyone that's talked to me
97:33
about it just says like
97:34
oh you've got to wear like these things
97:37
on your ears for like [ __ ]
97:38
how long like three weeks
97:42
i can't do that i want my ears to hurt
97:46
for like three weeks
97:48
that doesn't sound like fun that doesn't
97:51
sound like fun at all
97:54
straighten your hair all look amazing i
97:55
know we did it last time
97:57
and i will [ __ ] this is awful
98:02
this is it doesn't hurt unless you go to
98:06
claire's
98:07
this poor person had a bad experience
98:09
with claire's
98:10
i've walked past claire's but where the
98:14
[ __ ] are you supposed to get it done pug
98:18
be patient no wait what
98:23
i just accidentally locked it in place
98:28
whoa
98:30
oh [ __ ] wait i just did something
98:35
oh my god
98:39
[Music]
98:41
i figured it out if only uh d
98:44
and t reached a stream goal for pierce
98:46
tears so many months ago
98:49
oh wait you did maybe
98:52
maybe i did i will do it i've been
98:54
saying i'll do it
98:56
it's just very uh i don't like the idea
98:58
of it at all
98:59
because it seems like it's gonna just
99:00
suck real bad
99:05
holy [ __ ] this is awful
99:10
i'm gonna do it though
99:18
chat what do you think of tattoos just
99:21
wondering
99:22
um i've never personally wanted one i
99:26
always thought they were kind of cool
99:27
but i've never personally wanted one i
99:29
did have the opportunity to go and get a
99:31
tattoo
99:31
by a pretty good tattoo artist too but i
99:34
turned him down i turned her down
99:35
because
99:36
i was just like you know i feel like a
99:38
tattoo is one of
99:52
that's gone forever that's gone forever
99:55
it's literally gone forever that's gone
99:58
forever
100:00
it's gone forever we're never seeing
100:03
that again
100:04
we're never seeing that again that's
100:07
gone it's it's
100:08
straight up gone it's i'm so sorry
100:12
i tried it i had the opportunity to get
100:14
an earpiece uh
100:15
first thing i had the opportunity to get
100:17
a tattoo by like a pretty
100:19
renowned tattoo artist i guess and i
100:21
turned them down because i was just like
100:22
a tattoo's gotta be something that you
100:24
like
100:24
really want right not just something
100:26
that someone offers you
100:28
and they're just like sure why not
100:32
especially for your first one i don't
100:34
know
100:35
50k subs for a tattoo yeah that would be
100:38
equip the equivalent of
100:39
uh 250 000 so yeah yeah why not
100:48
i can't tell if i did that right
100:51
i'll take 250 000 for a tattoo that'll
100:54
be cool
101:01
that went too high up on the end there
101:13
sounds also too much okay
101:18
right makeup guru coming up damn right
101:23
i do blush i haven't done all the
101:24
contour but i'm gonna do blush just see
101:26
if i make this look a little bit better
101:29
especially because i'm i'm with my
101:30
mirror from it's a little bit away over
101:32
there
101:33
and you can't really see it but
101:37
it also means i can't see it very well
101:44
so i can't really tell what i'm doing
101:47
uh this is gonna work out either really
101:49
badly or
101:50
not or okay i like your content keep it
101:54
up
101:54
happy new year happy new year baby
101:57
finally the end of 2020 what's happened
102:00
this year
102:02
besides you know the big one the big two
102:07
have these guys had a good or a bad 20
102:09
20. because some people i've actually
102:11
had an okay 2020 i work from home
102:13
i kind of just like stayed away from
102:15
everyone i can't lie it's been okay for
102:17
me
102:17
like uh i just i just got to stay home
102:20
all day i'd be lying if i said my life
102:22
changed
102:22
because i'm a hermit in real life i
102:25
don't go outside
102:26
i don't leave
102:30
it sucks nice
102:36
dream smp i guess that was good that's
102:39
good
102:39
you know
102:43
that was a fun part of this year we had
102:45
dream cheating in the speed running well
102:46
probably not cheating
102:48
his response was pretty good uh wilbur
102:50
made a new music video
102:52
um sneaky still hasn't followed me back
102:55
on twitter
102:56
um the austin show did though that's
102:59
been interesting
103:00
the austin show followed me back on
103:02
twitter the level host guy
103:10
so who knows
103:13
who knows i did uh i did dm him on
103:16
twitter
103:17
i dm'd him on twitter saying uh just as
103:19
soon as he followed me
103:20
i dmd him on twitter saying like you
103:22
followed me does that mean you're gonna
103:23
get me a date
103:25
but he hasn't replied he has not replied
103:26
he's been active on twitter has not
103:28
replied so i'm kind of [ __ ]
103:33
oh my god that's awful hi that dress
103:38
looks good on you really
103:41
ah thank you for lying to me
103:46
i would personally say it's not my
103:49
favorite
103:50
that i've worn but it's not the worst
103:54
it really isn't what the [ __ ]
104:00
neither is this i work in retail when
104:02
you tell people they can't go out they
104:04
go to the shops to compensate
104:07
psy really
104:10
they go to the shops to compensate for
104:12
not being able to go to the shops
104:15
are people stupid ah why would i ask
104:17
that's why would i ask such a silly
104:18
question
104:22
that's a little bit weird why would they
104:24
do that this is it yes
104:25
okay someone call the fire brigade rose
104:30
is so hot the building will catch fire
104:33
it that that's incorrect that's
104:36
the fire brigade uh
104:40
the fire brigade don't need to know
104:41
about me get a tattoo of a small rose on
104:44
your ankle like all the other girls f1
104:47
nn5t
104:48
makeup check like all the other girls
104:51
looks like
104:52
um you referencing that one time i said
104:55
that
104:56
uh no you know what was weird though i
104:58
was it started off with marisa saying
105:00
like oh you know what you should do you
105:01
should get a line art flower from
105:02
minecraft
105:03
like a minecraft rose right the puppy uh
105:06
which was a really good idea uh if i was
105:09
a woman
105:10
uh so i said no i don't want to do that
105:12
what i do want it what i did want to do
105:14
if i was
105:14
i think i've said it before if i was
105:16
gonna get a tattoo what i do is i get
105:18
the minecraft moon
105:19
i don't know where though i get the
105:21
minecraft moon though
105:23
this is really hard to do without seeing
105:25
what i'm doing
105:29
uh that's [ __ ]
105:33
i [ __ ] it i [ __ ] it look it's going
105:36
at an angle oh [ __ ]
105:39
oh no i [ __ ] it i [ __ ] it
105:44
oh no oh no no no
105:51
i'm still absolutely terrible at nose
105:56
contour
106:06
that is terrible that is genuinely the
106:10
worst thing i've ever done
106:11
holy [ __ ]
106:12
[Music]
106:15
f1 now look at me wow that's bad
106:19
wow that's bad wow that's incredibly bad
106:22
holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that is terrible
106:27
oh no
106:30
2020 had high points and low points
106:34
some crap home news but i found this
106:36
community and made a bunch of friends
106:38
here
106:40
especially the mods the other council
106:42
members and the people from offline chat
106:45
thanks stuff i'm glad that you were able
106:47
to
106:48
kind of hang out with us
106:53
by mods do you mean just john
106:56
or do you mean also lana mystic and a
106:58
lot and warden
107:00
everyone got mad that i forgot a bunch
107:01
of people cam
107:03
[ __ ] blue got there's so many i can't
107:05
name all the mods i'm not good at it i'm
107:07
sorry
107:09
this is a this nose contour's genuinely
107:11
the worst i started off
107:13
i started off the nose contour without
107:15
knowing
107:17
where i was
107:21
this is the worst thing yet this is the
107:22
worst one i've ever done
107:26
2020 made me a simp
107:31
it made me a simp collector so you know
107:36
we're both uh we're both winning
107:42
on the sim side of things okay fine i'm
107:44
just gonna [ __ ] leave it
107:45
i can't do [ __ ] about it this is
107:47
genuinely gonna be really [ __ ]
107:49
scuffed makeup
107:50
but you know isn't isn't it that
107:53
you know [ __ ] it it's 20 21
107:57
that's the time of the year for
107:59
everything to go wrong
108:01
it's still 20 oh sorry it's still 20 20.
108:04
everything's gonna go wrong
108:05
and it's completely expected
108:08
okay right
108:13
everything's going wrong all right scuff
108:16
that makeup
108:17
go oh i'm going to do my eyebrows now
108:20
make it quick
108:23
do you guys have any preference on
108:24
eyebrows
108:26
i've got to do this hold on i've got to
108:27
bring this close to me i'm sorry the
108:29
focus is going to be scuffed but
108:30
i don't care expect a nuclear war
108:35
[Music]
108:38
some of the ear rings have springs that
108:40
stay open
108:42
this one doesn't but yes i will check
108:45
the other ones because that's the only
108:46
one i checked
108:49
they were just that one was just like on
108:50
my desk
108:52
[Music]
108:53
the other ones are right there during
108:55
2020 i became a [ __ ] and had to stop
108:58
the school while it was
109:00
last year or five years to get a diploma
109:04
i am now in pain every day and heavily
109:07
depressed but you people made my 2020
109:09
more bearable
109:11
love you all love you john
109:15
jeez kind of had a hard run of it this
109:18
year john
109:20
well at least it's all fixed
109:24
because now you're in modern fm boys
109:25
chat so
109:28
realistically
109:31
pretty positive yeah huh
109:36
pretty well done i'd say pretty
109:39
uh good one john i think you i think you
109:43
accomplished a lot this year
109:49
indeed all right
109:54
maybe i should do the spiffy thing shave
109:57
like a slit in my eyebrow
110:00
then i can be a real boy
110:12
[Music]
110:15
happy new year rose from australia wish
110:17
you well for
110:18
2021 love from jessica starr let's go
110:22
jessica
110:24
okay happy new year from wait is it
110:26
austria austria
110:28
a straight yeah i'm gonna
110:31
think you mean austria it was a
110:33
misspelling
110:36
but still if you're not [ __ ] it if it's
110:38
australia
110:40
hell yeah
110:43
wait has it already australian's ahead
110:45
or behind to the uk
110:49
in time zone
110:52
i think they're ahead right
110:55
ahead okay it's already been new year's
110:57
then
110:59
it's already like new year's the morning
111:01
oh m-e-g-a-l-l-u-l-d-s
111:05
this eyebrow is the worst i've ever done
111:09
so to summarize this is genuinely the
111:13
worst makeup i've ever done
111:15
so far holy [ __ ]
111:21
do i even try and fix it or do i just
111:23
embrace the scuff
111:28
chat what do
111:36
that is so bad wow hold on let me just
111:39
see if i can get it to focus on my
111:40
eyebrow
111:42
it's so not good holy [ __ ]
111:47
embrace it embrace the scuffed
111:59
how is it like this
112:10
it's not gonna fix itself
112:16
it's just not it's just not gonna happen
112:20
is it
112:20
this just is not gonna work for me um
112:24
this just isn't gonna work for me
112:27
i think we're just gonna embrace it
112:29
we're just gonna embrace the amount of
112:30
scuff that this is okay
112:32
it's not the worst thing on earth it's
112:35
not good though
113:00
it's not the worst thing in in the world
113:02
it's not good it's definitely not good
113:04
clean your mirror no also that's not
113:06
dust that's like little lights around it
113:09
that don't work though they don't work
113:11
and they never even work very well
113:21
fun story when i was buying the house i
113:22
was gonna have this thing i was gonna
113:24
have like a real mirror with like lights
113:25
around and stuff popped down from the
113:27
wall
113:28
uh and then i didn't do that because i
113:30
realized i didn't want to have to create
113:32
a whole new invention
113:36
just for my makeup to go a little bit
113:37
more fun
113:43
you know
113:49
[Music]
113:51
i have to make a big giant metal i have
113:53
a kind of a complicated minecraft
113:56
question
113:57
exactly how much do you love men
114:04
[Music]
114:07
makeup bad dress could be better redo
114:10
everything
114:13
yep this is uh
114:18
the most scuffed i've looked however
114:23
hell yeah okay um
114:27
right we'll do [ __ ]
114:30
we could just go straight eyeliner and
114:33
eyelashes
114:35
uh and then lips and skip eyeshadow
114:39
because i can't be [ __ ]
114:42
what do we thunk what do we thunk
114:45
with a dress that my waistline is
114:48
reeling from
114:51
men no no [ __ ] you with that clip it's
114:53
not gonna shut up
114:55
shut up
115:01
oh my god
115:04
i cannot wait for uh
115:08
i cannot wait to get out of the [ __ ]
115:10
corset what lie to you
115:12
can't wait i cannot wait to get out of
115:15
this [ __ ]
115:16
or not i cannot wait to get out of this
115:21
goddamn corset that is the one thing
115:23
i feel like i'm forgetting something
115:25
that's not eye shadow
115:28
highlight but
115:32
eyeliner eyeliner tutorial i [ __ ]
115:35
hell
115:36
it's never easy honestly i've never
115:38
found anything just watch me do it
115:40
uh i've never found it easy at all it
115:43
never gets easier
115:44
hey finn i actually forgot i met you at
115:46
vidcon when you and spyfy and everyone
115:49
were going
115:50
pog to the water park haha also
115:53
i am now a skeppy editor i'm excited for
115:57
the future and i hope
115:59
you have an amazing new year and
116:01
continue to look like that
116:05
i'll try my hardest
116:12
i'll try my absolute hardest oh no it's
116:14
a butt hey mods we need your bots we
116:17
need your mods
116:26
run
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what a weird stream to bot this is a
116:33
strange decision from you
116:55
do you wanna turn it on oh it's on email
116:56
don't you mind why don't we just change
116:57
it to sub only mode
117:02
change it to sub only mode me and the
117:03
boys will talk we'll talk about
117:05
priorities
117:07
we'll talk about uh things oh no it's
117:09
normal now
117:12
oh it's somebody mad what's up what's up
117:14
guys how are we doing how are you doing
117:16
subs
117:17
what's up how are we doing simps what's
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poppin love you
117:30
[Music]
117:33
greetings from austria with lovelin
117:36
let's go what's it like in austria i've
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already been once austria is the one
117:40
country that i actually remember going
117:41
to as a kid
117:42
oh we went skiing there which is really
117:44
interesting uh i went with school
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a very cheap trip
117:54
i know it was a cheap trip because i had
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to bloody pay for it
118:12
skiing in austria was really fun though
118:14
it is really [ __ ] cold though
118:17
oh my god i've been holding my breath
118:21
for the last
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i don't even remember how long i was
118:24
just holding my breath for an extended
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period of time
118:28
holy [ __ ] how good are you at skiing i
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used to be
118:31
really good i don't know how good i am
118:46
now
118:48
ah you couldn't pay me enough money to
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keep this on longer than uh
118:52
longer than this party you couldn't pay
118:55
me enough to mess up
118:57
yeah you there's there's dude there's no
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amount of money even zayn couldn't
119:02
do it zayn couldn't pay me enough money
119:04
to keep wearing this
119:06
[ __ ] this is terrible
119:09
[ __ ] okay i wouldn't recommend holding
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your breath feeling light head a little
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bit
119:14
good lord
119:21
this is really quite difficult hold on
119:23
oh my god
119:26
gotta go oh
119:31
zayn literally couldn't pay me enough
119:32
money he's gone oh no
119:36
oh no but
119:39
what are you stupid bots thanks for
119:42
being the inspiration i needed to work
119:44
on my makeup again
119:46
thank you happy new year from canada
119:49
also trans rights oh yeah
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ah this is not good this is not fun
120:06
this is not fun where's something i need
120:08
something
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mug hold my arm up mug
120:14
you can crash a party you're invited to
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true
120:23
i'm not crashing it i'm just ruining it
120:28
by being the best looking one there
120:33
it d-i-d-n-t send my full message rip
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gotta go love ya bud happy new years
120:41
happy new year zayn thank you so much
120:43
zane for popping by
120:46
it was fun having you for being more
120:48
insane than me
120:54
that is debatable but for the purposes
120:57
of saying goodbye it's true
121:01
i [ __ ] this eye up too maybe because i
121:05
can't breathe holy [ __ ]
121:06
oh of course it's oh my god
121:25
i'm not having fun this sucks this is
121:28
this sucks so bad
121:30
oh my god
121:35
i'd need hundreds of dollars multiple
121:37
hundreds of
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uh multiple hundreds of thousands of
121:40
dollars to keep this on
121:42
holy [ __ ] two hundred and sixty two
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hundred
121:45
two one no i need uh
121:49
i need 169.69
121:53
and if it's not that then it's it's
121:54
coming off
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but oh my god
122:04
you know in all fairness if i kept this
122:05
uh if i kept this corset on all day i'd
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look like a goddamn barbie doll
122:10
i'd have like the uh i'd have like the
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waistline of a goddamn
122:13
act on rupaul's drag race my guy
122:35
[Music]
122:38
technically you're still crashing the
122:40
party because they invited finn not rose
122:44
that is true that is technically true
122:58
won't they be surprised
123:05
this eyeliner is a little bit stuffed on
123:06
this side but that's fine
123:08
okay yeah that's that yup
123:12
okay that's that let me do uh
123:15
mascara i don't do a tunnel
123:19
yup looking good my egg
123:26
thank you
123:29
what if we pay you to take the course it
123:31
off so you don't die
123:35
i'll be fine if i'm standing
123:48
also i mean come on the waistline
123:51
it doesn't hurt actually that's the one
123:53
thing if your course it hurts you're
123:54
doing it wrong
123:55
however when i hold my breath
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i lose breath very quickly well that's
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obvious
124:06
okay we're fine let me let me rephrase
124:08
when i hold my breath
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and then let go of it and i try to
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breathe in more i need even more air
124:14
i need to breathe more essentially i
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need more oxygen
124:26
okay [ __ ] eyelash time baby
124:29
sorry all saying s-i-m-p at 11 59.
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question
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so baby saying we we all simple m59 i'm
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going to be going in a sec because i've
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got to go to a
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new year's new year's party with my
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family and friends uh and
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completely ruin their entire lives
124:52
[Music]
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do you have a party to go to and are you
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going as rose and i am in australia
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straight
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cross dresses unite oh yeah
125:10
i'll answer that question inside hold on
125:12
[Music]
125:13
um this eyelash is just having a bad
125:15
impossible tacks tie your hair in a
125:18
ponytail
125:21
it would be it would be an impossible
125:23
task okay
125:24
right last thing and yeah by the way
125:26
this is the new year's party that i'm
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going to
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is for friends and family and i am going
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uh there as this
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in this because chats picked it and i i
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made a promise
125:35
that i am 100 not regretting at all holy
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[ __ ]
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okay lips take
125:44
what do you want what do you want baby
125:46
light red or dark red
125:49
light red or dark red it's gonna be red
125:52
i understand it's gonna be red
125:55
dark okay that's just kind of the normal
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red
125:58
okay that's right [ __ ] hell
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[Music]
126:08
imma gonna go cya later boys happy new
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year to everyone
126:13
happy new year nation i hope i'm still
126:16
pronouncing it right
126:18
happy new year my guy
126:22
oh good on
126:27
getting your reappears w-a-s-n-t really
126:30
bad for me at all
126:32
but you have to wear them for quite some
126:35
time when just getting them
126:36
otherwise the hole closes again yeah
126:40
[Music]
126:42
that's what i'm trying to avoid do they
126:43
all know about your final form
126:47
what's my final form
126:52
oh my the people at the party
126:59
[Music]
127:01
they do post an insta pic with the fam
127:04
as rose
127:06
they might not let me
127:14
[Music]
127:21
hey jude hey oh my god hey
127:24
jude don't be afraid take a seat
127:29
[Music]
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perhaps you should have done the makeup
127:34
before you got the corset on
127:38
agreed
127:44
for all future reference that's what
127:46
i'll be doing guess who's back back
127:48
again
127:49
hope my favorite twitch redacted t.o
127:52
s word has a great stream hell yeah
127:55
did you mean simple virgin or incel
128:02
which one were you trying to call me
128:03
just then
128:09
but either way i'm glad i'm your
128:20
favorite
128:37
scuffed but not the worst
128:51
[ __ ] it that's kind of that's kind of
128:53
that make your lips darker
128:54
they're in the dark you're that you walk
128:57
you were looking at them in light like
128:58
that
128:59
okay here we go chat
129:02
i am i am now final [ __ ] form here
129:05
makeup done
129:06
almost i haven't done the [ __ ]
129:07
highlight but hold on where's my
129:10
thing where's my highlight thing where's
129:12
my thing where's my thing
129:13
where's my thing my thing
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pink highlight why not
129:36
okay there we go now i'm done now i'm
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officially done
129:41
okay what shoes am i wearing
129:44
holy [ __ ] take your lips
129:48
take it [ __ ] hell was that a thousand
129:49
bits thank you you turned you've turned
129:51
me a confused sim thank you
129:52
pog how are you here okay
129:56
let's see about we could try and strain
129:59
it
130:00
or we could try and straighten it
130:04
i know uh marisa probably wants to to do
130:07
a stream
130:08
and straightening my hair does take like
130:10
a little bit we do a little bit of
130:12
straining should we do that
130:14
i love you should we do that and then
130:17
for
130:17
for should we wear the same shoes we did
130:19
last time like the ankle ones
130:22
remember that we could do those i love
130:25
it you too you too
130:29
where's my thing it's tucked between
130:31
your legs
130:36
you [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ]
130:42
it almost looks good curly like how it
130:44
is now
130:46
i don't know maybe we could take a poll
130:49
for it but
130:53
why is this like frizzy as [ __ ] holy
130:55
[ __ ]
130:58
hmm one sec
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um
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that's frizzy as [ __ ] though i need to
131:19
put like something on that but still
131:36
this area of my hair this part of my
131:37
hair just this is
131:39
where i've partied it here
131:49
oh i don't like that as much
131:56
um
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i don't know maybe
132:06
i can't tell which one's better
132:13
okay holy [ __ ] 90 keep it sorry i know
132:16
i'm just looking at myself in a mirror
132:17
right now
132:18
um
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that's not terrible
132:32
okay all right
132:35
so what am i taking with me let me get
132:37
my shoes on what am i taking with me
132:39
i'm gonna need what powder lipstick
132:42
what else setting spray maybe i haven't
132:45
[ __ ] me i haven't done setting spray
132:46
ever
132:47
what does it do dildo not a good idea
132:50
necklace
132:51
maybe okay now i hit necklace and heels
132:55
necklace and nails
132:56
all right hold on let me find one
133:00
oh wait plus look hold on there's even
133:02
the earrings
133:04
looking like a smoke show as always whoa
133:08
whoa jesus [ __ ]
133:11
christ you hear that [ __ ] that was a two
133:14
fireworks it just went off
133:16
holy [ __ ] that's insane
133:23
keeps it from smudging does it make it
133:25
stay on longer
133:27
tequila oh yeah sorry i do need to take
133:29
the tequila
133:31
they always want the tequila demo thanks
133:33
for 22
133:34
thanks for thanks for the bits demo
133:41
all right
133:44
oh oh my god okay
133:48
so i'm just making sure i'm not gonna
133:50
accidentally uh
133:52
expose myself on stream because this is
133:53
a very
133:55
this dress is a little bit risky
133:58
vaseline why would i need vaseline
134:05
why the [ __ ] would i i've literally
134:07
never used vaseline my entire life what
134:08
the [ __ ] is that
134:10
why the [ __ ] would i want that i'll use
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that
134:14
what is it don't know mayo
134:22
hey they're like a little diamond pearl
134:23
thing look at these holy [ __ ]
134:27
maybe a short jacket maybe
134:34
bob showing ah sorry sorry
134:37
sorry working on it maybe a short jacket
134:41
in case
134:42
the room is a bit chilly
134:45
sorry jesus [ __ ] hell
134:49
the rose jacket yeah
134:58
oh my god well the the thing that makes
135:02
the earring comfortable just came off
135:04
but classy lady right
135:08
now all right that's that okay necklace
135:10
what do i want for a necklace
135:13
um
135:19
i mean there's oh my god chat
135:23
there's chat
135:31
it's kind of perfect hold on i got it i
135:35
got it i got
135:36
it i got it
135:43
yes yes yes okay so you enjoy this idea
135:53
all right
135:56
oh my god i think they're firing fire
136:00
eggs just to [ __ ] with me
136:05
remember to take some supplies with you
136:07
to touch up your lipstick etc
136:10
okay isnt it a good thing you have a few
136:13
purses now to carry things in
136:18
isn't it just great stuff isn't it
136:20
amazing
136:22
okay oh my god i forgot how tall these
136:25
were oh my god i forgot how tall this
136:27
works
136:27
all these were hold on oh damn let me
136:30
mess let me mess with my dress
136:32
charlie howa what the [ __ ] cool name
136:36
but thanks for the [ __ ] did something
136:38
[ __ ]
136:45
okay oh my god
136:52
all right
136:57
aside from this oh my god
137:01
it's very very uh new yearsy
137:07
last addition to your outfit a
137:09
bulletproof vest
137:11
i can't wait all the fireworks that
137:12
people are gonna be shooting at me
137:14
okay oh my god okay i'm ready
137:21
turn up that wow you can see [ __ ]
137:24
[Music]
137:26
everything
137:30
okay classy
137:36
ah bob
137:42
besides the bob that just uh needs a bit
137:44
of bundle up when you go out it's cold
137:46
out there gotta keep the peanuts safe
137:49
we're gonna be inside all night
137:53
you know chet you know you know chat
137:56
okay
137:56
[Music]
137:58
you're not the worst my new year
138:00
resolution is 480p
138:02
you're not the worst at coming up with
138:04
ideas okay
138:07
you're not the worst at coming up with
138:08
outfits okay i'll give you
138:10
this is okay considering the makeup's a
138:12
little bit scuffed we went a little bit
138:14
classy you know
138:14
there's not like super super glammy it's
138:17
just pretty much the eyeshadow and the
138:18
eyebrows a little bit
138:19
more low-key but yeah do your shoes need
138:22
shining
138:23
months you may have picked you may
138:26
always pick this absolutely
138:28
shortest [ __ ] thing you could
138:30
possibly pick for me to wear
138:31
but your sense of style is
138:35
sometimes okay i'll give you that
138:38
stick on bob's may be a good idea should
138:40
i like dab
138:42
should i dab some of this on it on the
138:44
bob
138:45
just to see what it does i've never used
138:48
it before
138:49
should i
138:52
we were gonna use it for uh we were
138:53
gonna use it for the go month
138:56
but i have no [ __ ] clue what it does
139:00
do it hold on i have no [ __ ] clue
139:02
what it does i mean i know it sticks
139:03
stuff but like
139:04
i don't know how good it is
139:08
oh my god
139:12
this might be something i need to do off
139:13
camera
139:15
and also before yeah no i've got fake
139:17
bobs are very very cheap
139:18
they're are not exactly the hardest
139:21
thing to get a hold of they're like 20
139:23
bucks
139:24
oh my god ah
139:28
man you look like a chick thank you
139:32
smells bit weird oh you just open it
139:35
like that okay
139:36
how like viscous is it i'm a skiing
139:39
instructor and you made me curious just
139:41
how good you
139:42
tell us more you manly man
139:45
by the way you look very that gets
139:47
sticky as [ __ ]
139:50
hold on i'm just gonna leave my fingers
139:51
here for a second
139:56
oh i got it on my desk that's not good
139:58
hold on
140:02
just tipped it over a little bit em just
140:05
back
140:06
i just want to know what it does i just
140:08
want to know what it does
140:09
i should know what it's like where's my
140:11
like a tissue
140:18
[ __ ]
140:27
all right
140:30
got it
140:33
oh my god just like a little bit that i
140:35
got on my hand was very bad
140:36
stop why
140:40
what is it whoa that is [ __ ] sticky
140:44
as [ __ ]
140:45
that is sticky as [ __ ] that's crazy
140:50
shall we ah it's not that bad
140:54
i got it off that's easy
140:58
it's sticky but it's like gluey you know
141:00
what i mean it's meant for skin
141:02
so it's meant for skin
141:06
contour bobs they are not my best
141:10
okay shall i
141:15
chat you want to do a polaroid should we
141:17
see i'm just going to do the tiniest
141:19
little bit of it
141:22
tiniest little bit of it
141:26
should a poll
141:29
[Music]
141:32
mama ally here you look stunning and
141:35
will make a very strong statement
141:37
at tonight's party oh yeah happy new
141:39
year
141:41
can we get a pole mods do it or not do
141:43
it can we get a poll
141:45
and thank you alex i'll do a poll
141:49
i'll do it okay
141:53
right chat chat
141:56
are you ready [ __ ] we're gonna
142:00
see
142:01
i'm not gonna do a lot i'm not gonna do
142:03
a lot uh okay
142:05
right let's give this [ __ ] a try
142:11
let's give this [ __ ] a try i'm gonna i'm
142:13
gonna turn my camera off for a minute
142:15
i'm just gonna ba okay bb one sec
142:18
wait oh an ad what a great idea you know
142:22
what [ __ ] it if i'm going to
142:23
if i'm going to try doing stick on boss
142:25
i said like you're going to get an hour
142:26
i have to spend tonight with my family
142:29
you can have their
142:31
rest of today's stream money now i love
142:34
you
142:34
greetings from germany greetings from
142:37
germany you're from where miris is from
142:39
all right i'm going to be 60 seconds i'm
142:40
going to see you please okay
142:42
add time for the people that aren't that
142:44
don't have an ad right now
142:46
uh new year's new year's music okay baby
142:56
[Music]
143:11
[Music]
143:23
[Music]
143:39
[Music]
143:58
[Music]
144:13
[Music]
144:35
all righty all righty wow what a good
144:37
place to do this
144:39
okay right it is done it is done it's
144:41
done it's done it's done it's done it's
144:42
done it's done
144:44
all right there's literally no
144:46
discernible difference
144:48
honestly it doesn't feel very different
144:49
at all on i'm more convinced that i
144:52
think this is already what was on some
144:54
of the bobs
144:55
but i don't know there we go oh happy
144:58
okay this is like kind of the same it
145:01
feels the same
145:04
i don't know how long does it take to
145:06
dry does it dry
145:09
i don't know what it does i got
145:10
something else sticky i can put on your
145:13
chest wink wink
145:14
i don't know what it does i don't know
145:17
what it does
145:20
i don't know what it does you'll find
145:22
out oh thank you blue uh
145:24
it feels the same feels the exact same
145:27
anyway
145:28
um weird
145:32
anyway thanks so much for letting me run
145:33
so many ads that was awesome
145:35
this was so cool thank you chair you're
145:38
so nice
145:39
should i wear the hairband or no
145:40
hairband with the hairband it just like
145:42
kind of puts my hair a little bit more a
145:45
little bit more back
145:47
little [ __ ] wait [ __ ] this way
145:50
come here
145:55
i don't know
146:01
who knows all right no
146:04
yes wow well
146:08
oh well a lot of people saying no which
146:10
is usually a good sign to
146:11
say no uh let's do a raid on
146:15
marisa she's gonna be opening up more
146:17
pokemon cards if you're into pokemon
146:18
cards that's what we're gonna since i
146:19
wanna see you for the night again happy
146:22
new year and best wishes to you
146:24
thank you thank you thank you thank you
146:27
happy new year my guy
146:29
yeah we'll see what this is gonna be
146:31
like i didn't put much on
146:33
so it's a good little test run okay it's
146:36
a test run for the uh
146:38
it's a test run for the thing for the
146:40
for the girl month okay
146:42
because if like one little dab of this
146:45
is gonna be real strong
146:47
then a little bit more of it then it's
146:49
gonna be like [ __ ]
146:50
yeah we're gonna be able to go through
146:51
goal month just
146:53
by doing that so we'll see we'll see if
146:56
i can't get them off
146:57
uh can't wait to see me in my next
146:59
minecraft video with their fake boobs on
147:01
so anyway uh let's ride let's write an
147:03
uh mio ariza let me give you wait let me
147:04
let me give you a dance out though while
147:06
we well
147:07
the raids raiding for wait wait wait
147:09
wait wait uh raid
147:11
slash raid meow riza
147:14
okay we're gonna get this started we're
147:17
getting the raid started baby
147:19
but guess what it's [ __ ] new years
147:22
it's [ __ ] new years oh my god
147:26
you know what time it is look oh [ __ ]
147:33
holy [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] dress
147:40
all right boys i'm gonna see you in the
147:42
next one i think this went
147:44
semi well it would be good
147:47
and then lovely but now i don't anyway
147:50
i'll see you my [ __ ] this is some
147:52
elegant [ __ ]
147:53
look at this [ __ ] ship anyway guy
147:56
very much
147:58
i'll see you in the next episode boys uh
148:01
[Music]
148:04
i'll see in the next one oh my god
148:08
[Music]
148:10
tune in for the raid we're going to be
148:11
opening up pokemon cards
148:14
over on the ariza channel
148:29
this is [ __ ] insane all right
148:33
hope you have a good one boys
148:34
[Music]
148:37
rose what are you doing for new years
148:40
andy happy
148:41
new year's love that's what this stream
148:43
was buddy i'm going to a party