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so
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[Music]
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so
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all right all right
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all right listen
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there's been some very serious
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not not funny
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very serious things that have been
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said about about
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about me okay allegations
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and this is the most serious music i
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could find for this occasion
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okay i need you to know
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chat this is this is real
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okay listen i keep just going in the in
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the background okay listen listen to me
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listen to me play rust i might listen
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listen chat there ha there's i
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just listen i
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spend a lot of my time a lot too much
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of my time in you know in retrospect
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just googling myself i google my name
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sometimes
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and um you know
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i've been noticing some discourse about
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me
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that i know i've been gone for eight
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days i understand
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i have been very busy uh with minecraft
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so seven you know get all the way off my
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back about that huh
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piece of [ __ ] huh all of you yeah you
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you i know you did this i know what you
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did i know your secrets and i know
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your darkest uh deepest desires but that
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has nothing to do with what i was
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talking about today
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eight months let's go pog dicks
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dicks love you dicks
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hey rose from decatur georgia usa
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uh so
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sorry right i i spent some time googling
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myself i checked my reddit if you don't
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know we've got a subreddit
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it's infancy stages of this little
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subreddit but only six months
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i appreciate going on there and seeing
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some memes i like memes
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i enjoy memes i like the memes the
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reddit is a good place for my memes to
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stay
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four months so i go on to this reddit
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i got hold on i go on to this reddit
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page
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already been six months time really
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what do i find this these
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ali these very chair yeah chair's
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helping me out with this video
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looking very good today f1 and n5t les
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gang
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thank you uh what do i find huh what do
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i find
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eight months pug
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i don't find memes i don't find any
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memes
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i find and post a post from a mysterious
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user known as throwaway and a [ __ ] ton
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of numbers
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let me show you this little [ __ ] let me
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show you this
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this five months that's too harsh let me
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show you this [ __ ]
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and he just it's a meme apparently this
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was not the meme i signed up for
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it says boobster as we all know you know
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i appear on stream i've got a pair of
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badonkadonks every now and then and i
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get that okay i understand
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and i you know sometimes when people
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talk about it it's fine to you know i i
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get it i don't mind
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this is no me this is no meme
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five month pogrips
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four months of fabulousness also glad
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you liked the cookbook
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i did i've used it once
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sorry i guess you are being scary
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just give me a minute this is quite hard
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um for me but
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it's got the tagline boob stuff the
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chosen one has returned you'd think that
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you you'd think that uh it was about the
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streams
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right it's this is quite difficult you
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think it was about the streams
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you know oh my maybe my maybe the finn
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channel
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no
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this is just a screenshot from my
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minecraft video
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claiming
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claiming that i have
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developed breasts
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ah there oh my god
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where are my trans men with an emotional
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attachment to a [ __ ] crossdresser at
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i know i can't
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be the only one this is the worst part
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of 2021
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yeah yeah i'm aware of what i'm ex
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i am very aware of what's going on this
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is the worst part
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this is by far the worst part of even
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the whole year
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these are very these should not this
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should not be taken lightly
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therapy i've seen by the way
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some deleted comments on the reddit uh
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three months then i'm at least today
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claiming that i may be on hrt
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three months i am not for the record and
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i i
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listen i can prove this to you
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i can prove this to you so let me show
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you something congrats on the
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let me go let me go show let me show you
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the receipts
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okay you name it something wholesome
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let me hold on let me search something
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up on youtube
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real quick and i'm gonna search finster
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three months without e3 dab [ __ ]
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there's an old video oh [ __ ] goddammit
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this used to be a thing goddammit
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where's my actual channel
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did i private this video yo wait what
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shut up me
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dab let me go on to my actual look at i
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have a video
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from three years ago pog seven months
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let me show you this let me let me
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let me prove this to you right it was
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just something that i did back in the
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day
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and you'll be able to see what i mean
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before any of this
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2017 october 25th the historians of the
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chat will know
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this was before any of this [ __ ] i was
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17
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at this time do it look at me look at me
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look at how i hit it you need to be look
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at me
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it'll only make you a better minecraft
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player
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shut the [ __ ] up do it it's fine do it
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look how dumb i look look
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what are they um what are they they're
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my [ __ ]
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there they are
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oh i mean that was
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strength is what that comes from has
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been nerfed by the way
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sorry i'm missing all donations i'm not
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doing anything toppo you want to shut
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the [ __ ] up
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that is that is not tubbo this is
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not tubbo this is finster tubbo was like
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nine when this came out okay there just
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live this is 2017.
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uh all of this was strength back in the
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day
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i used to work out an awful lot i still
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do i'm a very healthy person
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actually i'm sure you know i used to
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have abs
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which i still do no one's proved
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otherwise
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um and i used to be really into strength
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training and i got some pecs on me bud
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and then i dropped out of school and i
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maybe i didn't eat the best and
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the pecs you know there's some muscle
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there that it turns into
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they're not not for muscle at the end of
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the day so
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well yeah you know that was something
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that i that you know that was this was
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something uh
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it is not boobs it is not boobs
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it is a man muscle pectoral
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muscle i'm a really really healthy
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person
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i work out a lot i'm very strong i've
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never eaten junk food in my entire life
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i am a very
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very healthy person but i do need to go
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to the toilet one second
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pog you
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anyway uh i'm back i came back with i
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filled up a bottle of water
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because you know i'm a healthy guy i'm a
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really healthy guy
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um hi chair long time no see how are you
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where is your pink sister
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hey soul sister hey
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what the [ __ ] is that song uh anyway
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yes did i set up this joke for the
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entire day because i thought did i try
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my best to scare
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everyone maybe you peed in the bottle
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it'd be goddamn right goddamn right i
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did
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piss momma ally here it is okay baby
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girl
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our bodies change when we grow we will
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go shopping and get you
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yeah me and the boys me and the boys
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drinking straight piss
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oh my god my window's open just notice
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the junk food in the background lol
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it really was open
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um four months let's go really yeah
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i actually my window's been open for
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like three weeks um it's got a screen in
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front of it so bugs can't get in but
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my neighbors have been really [ __ ] oh
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my neighbors
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oh i'm not sure they like me anymore
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so yeah i'm not a woman finn has booby
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no i do not listen to a word i just said
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these are the sort of allegations i'm
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talking about chad this is [ __ ]
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it is on it is unverified
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false evidence and not the right fact
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take off your t-shirt and prove it
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they're like big suction cups
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is that how that works can you just like
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what you're saying is
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bob's are just squishy pecs yeah they
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better really they really
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that's why i was able to do 20 push-ups
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on the spot
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i've gained i've kept my muscle around
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like i mean
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oh my god that was almost bad look at
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this
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hold on let me
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you know like come on i'm strong
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i've got it's not just what do you think
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they're just
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muscle like you know oh my god people
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don't like
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people don't give me enough credit here
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you know
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sorry twitch was that not right by the
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way uh i've
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been ignoring every donation so sorry
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i see he's [ __ ] up you're being very
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scary i'm glad i could scare you aziz
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thank you for the [ __ ] hundred
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dollars that i just skipped by because i
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was too busy doing a bit
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thank you so much holy [ __ ] uh that's a
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[ __ ] nuts donation but aziz
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why why how why are you back i
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appreciate your donations so much
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they don't need to be in 100 increments
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though
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do 10 push-ups now
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loosely do you define now hello
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because i am
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uh i actually just sprained i actually
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just broke my arm i just actually just
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broke both my arms recently
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so you know
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can't do that
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uh squats i legs too
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legs it was a truck
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sit up ah got me they broke my um
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spine
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i see you don't have any flowers for
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that vas on your desk smile
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it's gone doesn't work
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it doesn't work anymore
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hey stop me now i'll i would like to
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stop you now by the way my god it has
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been six months
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um pull-ups where you lift your body
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uh on the door frame when i say
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trucks dude trucks dude you're amazing
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just
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weirdly enough like i was able to
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protect my fingers and my hands
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uh that are that are broken now five
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months epic cool milk connoisseur here
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two percent or whole
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but it ran over my hands when i was
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eating both of them i mean
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both of them when it was driving away
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because it was a hidden run
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on my cul-de-sac with the truck
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very fast they get on those i started
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cross-dressing cause of you you bobby
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guy
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sorry lazy
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he was actually the father of the gut of
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the kid three months past
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the six year old for you people that
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have seen all of my content that still
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know that meme
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uh if if you finish around how about you
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tell us about how you would yeah
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oh it wasn't fine as always um don't
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forget
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wait i don't feel about the spine i
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actually did break mine
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the scream of pain was considerable how
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did the new years out yeah maybe i
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should make fun of that
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yeah okay fine i'll tell you about the
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new year's party um also why i like half
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these donations just not showing up on
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my feed
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like i saw i didn't i can't see that one
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oh no it wait what the [ __ ] it is your
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name is really fitting because something
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just froze in my pants
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help yeah you know no it's not okay shad
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no
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oh [ __ ] shad oh no
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oh no uh those hair extensions no it's
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just a wig
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um nine months
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uh he didn't acknowledge it lemayo
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oh what which what didn't acknowledge
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what what did i [ __ ] miss anyway
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so uh yeah no the new year's party went
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pretty well uh
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we it wasn't it wasn't the biggest deal
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in the world if you wouldn't
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be surprised by it my parents are not
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very
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you know shocked by this anymore in fact
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my dad actually might be watching
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uh because i told him what i was doing
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so
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pedo oh god already maybe i really
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should change my title
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i think the um i think the minecraft
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like where are the nine months sub
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badges scammer
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i think the recent minecraft related
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allegations might have been a bad time
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to do this
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joke whoops maybe i will change the
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stream title
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think okay maybe i will um in all
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fairness it is pretty funny
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i don't know why this is too edgy of a
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joke
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oh [ __ ] all right i'll change it i just
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wanted to match up your round how about
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you tell us how that sorry
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i don't know why i read it out and
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thought it read before don't fib about
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the spine i actually did break mine the
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screamer pain was considerable
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listen i want to be able to joke about
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things you know
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if i can't joke about this um you know
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if i can't joke about everything
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everything gets [ __ ]
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a career was whoops the career was
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ruined yeah you know
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what it deserves we have just gone into
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a three-day lockdown cause we just got
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that new uk strain of
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[ __ ] why do i even call this chat he's a
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rare he's a rare thing
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i thought this to do with the carson
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thing it wasn't but
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uh that i figured that would cause some
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uh
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scares let's not anyway what do you guys
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want to title the stream this is the
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rare occasion where you get to do this
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i i've seen every i always check what
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people
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put as their stream titles and it's all
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like the big streamers always
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do some [ __ ] like what's rusts right
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now
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oh what's shrouds right now sorry i'm
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playing rust get your shroud hoodie
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that's all it is seven months pokemane
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best drops
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um literally the first word [ __ ]
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that's
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what every big streamer does they're
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just promoting roses are red the man is
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gone why did you promote something
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sharing a song
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trap talk i can't that's it that's rude
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boobster oh [ __ ] hello from germany
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there we go
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it twitch bans me now because of you
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[ __ ] if twitch bans me
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because i wait did i actually wait was i
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able to do that did i really just change
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the title to boobster did that work
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it did oh
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yeah there's there's no way that's
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that's allowed
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there's no is that allowed can
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i write boob on twitch
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is boob a bad word bob
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no it doesn't say about and they don't
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have nothing to say about it
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need the icons words i just can't show
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you
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uh you know
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apparently i'm gonna just to be safe i'm
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gonna put bobster
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oh damn there you go bobster that's
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funnier anyway dbps holy [ __ ] thank you
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my guy what the [ __ ] thanks for the five
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good subs
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but i missed so much of them sorry
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everyone that subbed recently
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in the last like 10 minutes i'm so sorry
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or 20 minutes holy [ __ ]
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i was doing a bit i'm sorry i appreciate
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all of you you're all [ __ ] awesome
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are you how many bags of doritos i'm
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gonna buy now
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i have by the way god damn it i missed a
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joke look what look what joke i had
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planned by the way
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i made a whole thing i made a whole text
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conversation
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i met doritos hey i hate doritos
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and doritos obviously you know being
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doritos they're like yo
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hey baby you know i'm only like 10
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calories a bag now
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and i'm all like i mean i was i was
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gonna text you to you know like to
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to say like hey we gotta eat healthier
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now but if you're only 10 calories
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sick wait i don't know if i believe that
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is that is that a lie
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and they and you know only funny pedo is
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the one hanging from a lamp
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post oh [ __ ] uh and that's uh
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there you go
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that's how it happened that's how i
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that's how i have uh that's how i
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uh gained weight cool original what the
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[ __ ] britain
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it's cool ranch in america they're
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arguably they're better in america
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they're like weirdly they've got
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different dusting on them or some [ __ ]
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there's a bag behind me i know i already
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ate them i didn't but back
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in the states when i at doritos for the
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first time america does
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america does like shitty food
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on both ends of the spectrum it's what
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the [ __ ] is this hair happening what the
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[ __ ] are you doing
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[ __ ] get off my head [ __ ] what the
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[ __ ] i'll shave you
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oh straight up cut you off but oh there
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we go okay it's good
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so anyway america does like
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shitty food that's [ __ ] the it's
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crack crack cocaine in a bowl
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with salsa it is the best [ __ ] thing
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you've ever had in your entire life
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and then there is like wet cardboard
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with cheese
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and they both look americans love them
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both
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what the [ __ ] a pizza roll what a
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fucker's microwave pizza
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it's it tastes like paper dude it tastes
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like
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[ __ ] it's so bad pizza roll what the
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micro
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pizza things what the [ __ ] are they
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they suck they taste like
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nothing and they burn you they're
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they're cold as [ __ ] on the outside and
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then they are molten lava on the inside
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that tastes like nothing and i can't
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tell whether they tasted like nothing
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because they already burnt my goddamn
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taste buds off or america doesn't know
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what the [ __ ] a tomato is so they can't
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flavor it with anything
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and then there's doritos and skittles
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i'm sorry that your opinion is wrong
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holy [ __ ] the american serious message
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holy [ __ ] i i do oh my god
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there are there's something in that
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probably sugar it's just
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it's just the best it it's so bad but
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it's so
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[ __ ] good and then there's toes
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there's these things thank you demo
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thank you for the [ __ ] tense up
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that's pretty cool
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there's dude there's there's no you
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tostitos what are they called the
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[ __ ] things where they're like
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there's scoop
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there's chips that they've they're a
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scoop and you oh my god are you trying
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to get a sponsorship
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i just said doritos make you fat okay so
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yeah doritos dude hit me up dude i'm a
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really
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i'm a famous guy
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i'm a famous guy most of the time and
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then i stream
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i realize finn looks like rick astley
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[Music]
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rick internet cut out for a while dixie
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loves you too
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no homo or all the homo do
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do i look like rick astley no i don't
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look like rick astley
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no i don't look like rick here
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i don't look like that guy
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huh what did this happen oh
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[Music]
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rick rolled i don't think it counts it's
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a picture fam
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rick is that you you mind not bud you
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mind not
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tubbo why why can i not show me from
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2017 i didn't look
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compare me to tubo here do it
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compare i do not look like tubbo
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i look like tubbo's gross older brother
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what the [ __ ] is that face
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i had gained weight my skin was garbage
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i hadn't figured out how to
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do anything look at that face look at
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that
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face
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look at that face look at that face dude
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look at me i'm gonna send that to marisa
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hey chat spam why don't you want rose to
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show us
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her outfit gross brother
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outfit okay i already know you've
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started [ __ ] spamming before even
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goddamn happens and the chat catches up
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yeah i already know yeah it's happened i
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don't care
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shouldn't done that anyway what's up
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it's the outfit i have
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thigh highs on you know
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like a like a like a like uh real women
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do
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anyway
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i look good hey chad everyone say uh
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10 out of 10 in chat if i look good
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anything else and you get banned so
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you better
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10 out of 10
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one one kill them kill them now mods get
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em you saw that in chat one of them said
27:03
one
27:03
get em get em invaded their address is
27:06
at 55.
27:07
wonderful uh uh uh a holiday inn
27:10
avenue um that's their address that one
27:15
guy
27:16
yeah that's right i know i know all i'm
27:20
god
27:26
murder them that bit went too far
27:30
murder them murder them in the face
27:33
sorry okay you're all saying zero oh
27:35
[ __ ] i'm sorry i didn't mean murdered
27:37
i'm i'm i was kidding mostly i was
27:40
kidding
27:41
a bit
27:49
kill them to death anyway
27:52
i kind of just wanted to do this joke
27:54
i've been watching and now i don't know
27:56
what i'm going to do for this live
27:57
weird coincidence but i don't think it
28:00
again you're acting with his girlfriend
28:03
panda lol anyway five months pog oh
28:07
hell yeah that's so cool petastic p
28:11
i don't know what staging we're i don't
28:12
know what stage we're at with
28:14
who's reacting who's supposed to be
28:15
reacting to who now i feel like she's
28:17
supposed to react to me right
28:19
again i think would you start wearing
28:23
corsets again i only ever do it for like
28:24
streams
28:26
um but yeah no i do it but the only
28:29
thing is like
28:31
do you mean like off stream like just
28:34
like
28:34
at like corset training like that sort
28:36
of like victorian [ __ ]
28:38
um because that would be that would be
28:40
[ __ ] really hard
28:42
that's like a donut gold it's [ __ ] if
28:45
you want a dono gold holy [ __ ]
28:47
tell us about new year's i did it's not
28:49
all that um it's not all that
28:50
entertaining actually
28:51
the new year's yes do it
28:56
no uh
29:00
uh new year's was just like i i arrived
29:03
there was obviously a bit of like oh hey
29:05
but i think
29:05
we watch the stream because you've got
29:07
cake
29:09
thank you you've never seen my ass but
29:11
i'll take the compliment
29:13
um beanie come on dude like that
29:16
yes no what the [ __ ] why can't i not you
29:19
know what
29:20
uh but yeah no we had like a
29:23
we there was no like a big giant party
29:25
because we all just did like a zoom call
29:27
we usually host like a new year's party
29:29
at like a family and friend's house and
29:30
they kind of take turns on it they make
29:32
snacks
29:33
and they play music so whichever house
29:35
you're at you gotta listen to their
29:36
music taste
29:37
uh usually it's my poor friend my po i
29:40
won't say it's real nice
29:41
man my poor like family friend um
29:45
caleb first name [ __ ] came into med
29:48
uh that plays piano real well
29:52
real real well but all the like drunk 45
29:55
year olds
29:56
uh to 65 year olds usually just gather
29:59
around him and go
30:00
oh oh play um blitzkrieg bop i don't
30:04
know like some old [ __ ] right like
30:06
it's good but you know like come on
30:09
umperville um caleb
30:13
and that might be why i actually i think
30:15
he wants me to do um
30:17
a video with him soon i haven't checked
30:20
hold on let me check twitter
30:22
or like something with it he replied to
30:25
me and i
30:25
ghosted him oh no um
30:30
try wise trainer i've got one have you
30:32
ever done fake tan
30:33
no because i've known people that have
30:35
fake tan and they did it
30:37
oh no it is it's
30:40
it's just like wearing foundation
30:42
everywhere you can't do anything
30:45
it's not like i think that i thought
30:48
fake tam was like
30:49
oh like tat like it's it's just you know
30:52
faking a tan
30:54
but that's it i didn't know that they're
30:56
just covering your body
30:58
in essentially just foundation really
31:01
like that's all it is
31:02
if you touch a white side it'll turn
31:05
orange
31:06
stream with cyberpunk terrible idea get
31:08
a spray tan
31:09
no chat it's terrible it looks like
31:12
[ __ ] i even saw james charles do it on
31:15
some [ __ ] videos like it doesn't look
31:18
better
31:19
it doesn't look better i don't know why
31:22
i don't know why that's a trend
31:24
tans are cool but i'm a pale ass
31:26
[ __ ] all i do is
31:27
burn my mom like my mom has this goddamn
31:31
gene where sunlight is she's here
31:34
she's basically watching after a while
31:36
who is that girl
31:37
on my screen she does eat people though
31:41
there's that girl on my screen um
31:45
i swapped voices i swapped brains with a
31:47
girl recently of course it would be for
31:49
streams
31:50
unless you would do corset training
31:52
daily update streams
31:55
i don't know how interesting corset
31:57
training daily update streams
31:58
uh would be it's just like it's still
32:00
there
32:04
it's got a lot it's gotta have something
32:06
on his arm this year how cute
32:09
we need pics of the cute couple smiley
32:12
face that was a
32:13
caleb uh caleb does not live with us
32:15
this was again we it was just my family
32:17
in the house and then [ __ ] six months
32:20
um but yeah it wasn't all that bad
32:25
poor caleb did three months p-o-g-g-u
32:29
wait are we allowed to say park anymore
32:32
didn't that guy get
32:32
[ __ ] uh destroyed and that is not
32:36
gone
32:36
figured out who the nine-month sub is
32:39
yet
32:40
i mean it's on bt tv but oh god that was
32:43
a whole thing
32:44
i don't actually i didn't actually see
32:45
what he said he just said some [ __ ]
32:47
weird [ __ ]
32:48
right the emote anyway he's gone you can
32:50
say i know you could say it it wasn't
32:52
that guy that said it but
32:53
yeah there was that dude he said some
32:55
[ __ ] yikes [ __ ] so
32:57
it got removed i guess that makes sense
32:59
looking like a tomboy
33:01
hostito scoops that's what they're
33:03
called thank you kailyn
33:05
uh what'd you make your wigs hold
33:08
glue they're not hard to stay on
33:12
although now that i've got a lot of hair
33:14
you can see me just constantly going
33:16
like that so maybe it is hard to stay on
33:18
maybe i should glue a wig to my goddamn
33:20
skull
33:21
um but i only wear them for like i'm not
33:24
dancing around not doing any jumps
33:26
although i could
33:29
you know like i'm i'm active i'm healthy
33:31
i'm i can jump real
33:33
high but um you know it doesn't it won't
33:37
come off
33:39
um so it's fine it's not bad
33:43
that's in all fairness this is like i'm
33:46
wearing like safety shorts under this so
33:48
it's fine
33:48
that was close jump without hands
33:53
pog champ clock champ pog champ hog
33:55
champ
33:57
twerk good lord you have way too much
33:59
right here sir
34:00
if your average like a dick hey dicks
34:04
hell yeah five thank you dick thank you
34:06
five dicks thank you for the five dicks
34:08
five thank you dicks thank you dude um
34:13
[Music]
34:15
so uh what were we saying
34:19
what is this emote what the [ __ ] is that
34:20
i haven't seen it
34:22
the [ __ ] is this emote pogchamp wait
34:24
it's different
34:25
it's the kid wait oh no what the [ __ ]
34:29
it's not who's that [ __ ] i thought it
34:30
was the i thought it was the guy with
34:32
the
34:32
the spongebob thing it's the new pog
34:33
chat i've never seen that guy in my
34:35
entire life i don't know this meme
34:37
that's cool i don't know that meme
34:40
though i've never seen him do that i
34:41
thought they were gonna go with the kid
34:42
that did like saw the pog champ the
34:44
spongebob thing and
34:45
you know i thought they were gonna do
34:46
that they didn't
34:48
weird new every day oh
34:53
that would be cool
34:56
oh they're changing it every day oh okay
34:58
cool i like that i hope they do i hope
35:00
they would do
35:01
is that [ __ ] pogchamp from ludwig
35:03
holy [ __ ]
35:05
ludwig you hell yeah that's sick i like
35:08
it
35:10
petition for ludwig to be the next the
35:12
final part champ
35:14
um i think everyone on twitch has a like
35:17
a pogchamp face every twitch streamer
35:19
has one and i want i want it to be there
35:21
everyone that'll be sick
35:23
hey good looking all right uh
35:28
okay i was looking at twitter what was i
35:29
saying i feel like i was in the middle
35:30
of something and then i stopped talking
35:32
and just
35:33
talked about the pogchamp thing is that
35:36
tommy in it
35:38
it is uh what are we talking about i
35:42
feel like we were talking about
35:42
something
35:43
the words the girl who wears wigs you
35:45
can see wig combs into the edge of your
35:47
wig and braid your
35:49
hair a little near the combs it can be
35:51
sloppy but it helps to secure the combs
35:54
if you're
35:55
the wearing wigs and being active moi
35:58
the coombs are you
36:02
back what was it uh i didn't
36:05
i just heard combs and that's it that's
36:09
all i heard
36:10
that's all i heard you shoot her an
36:12
aussie theme stream
36:14
would that be i do a handstand the
36:15
entire time
36:19
uh i die it's just a
36:22
it's just me getting [ __ ] treated for
36:24
a venomous spider bite
36:26
yeah i should probably change my name to
36:28
spare you from all the future memes
36:31
but in a sadist for embarrassing a
36:33
pretty face
36:35
oh no it's not embarrassing when it's
36:36
your name uh dicks in furnace i like it
36:39
it's funny
36:40
um what was this
36:43
sexy a huge wolf spider just came into
36:46
the bathroom with me
36:47
somebody please help i like how i have
36:49
no [ __ ] clue what a
36:51
what an earth the wolf spider is but i
36:54
know it's
36:55
i know it's big and i know i don't want
36:56
to google it
36:58
i know what yeah right it's big it's big
37:01
yeah okay
37:02
good good to know i'm sure someone right
37:04
now has googled it
37:05
and they're freaking the [ __ ] out so i'm
37:07
not gonna
37:08
um
37:11
oh doing this secure oh i've never had
37:14
an issue with like a wig coming off in
37:15
all furnace
37:16
unless they're like shitty wigs like
37:18
those ones i don't know i've never seen
37:20
i've never had an issue with it maybe
37:21
i've just got the perfect
37:22
head size for wigs the more i have the
37:24
more more my hair grows out the more
37:26
hair i get
37:27
it's harder and harder to do wigs
37:28
because like they're just [ __ ]
37:30
inten getting a whip a wig cap on it's
37:32
[ __ ] intense now
37:34
like a whole process that's why i was
37:37
like
37:37
does girl month start also lana cam
37:40
and mystic are awesome but warden is
37:42
evil
37:43
no reason stated i really want to know
37:47
why you don't like warden
37:48
we could play rust actually i'm down to
37:51
play rust the only issue is like
37:53
i have nowhere to play it on i don't
37:54
have enough i'm not on the otv server
37:56
although i'd like to be
37:57
but no i don't know any of the guys i
37:59
know minx is on there i think but that's
38:01
about it
38:01
i don't know anyone else on the otv
38:03
server but i [ __ ] love rust
38:06
it's just hard to get started on you
38:07
know no friends i know
38:09
ask them i have equal chance to get on
38:12
that server as anyone in here does
38:14
none i'm [ __ ] i can't get in there i
38:16
know one person on that server
38:19
i mean miss kif follows me back and i
38:20
actually seminars
38:22
he said like i'm gonna go play rust and
38:23
i was like i there's nothing i want more
38:26
than to be on your rost server and i he
38:28
i didn't need
38:29
i did not get a result is on there
38:33
i don't know code miko so
38:36
wilbur filzer turbo and tommy have a
38:38
server on [ __ ]
38:41
rust i kind of want to oh that sounds
38:43
cool
38:44
i'd be on that two months apparently
38:47
also
38:48
nice hat thank you i like my hat
38:51
i had to buy it as like a as soon as the
38:53
as soon as the old like the the one
38:55
there my
38:56
stuff my really nice one uh i went in
38:58
the dryer bad plan
39:00
and is now the size of like that big
39:04
it's on baby yoda now it's like this
39:06
it's like
39:07
it's like this so yeah yoda hat
39:10
yeah no and i had to just quickly grab
39:12
this one you know no one makes a good
39:14
just solid black beanie
39:16
i could there's green it's dark green i
39:17
i don't actually want it but anyway
39:19
they will have to have a pom-pom on it
39:21
or some dumb [ __ ] i just wanted a black
39:22
beanie no one makes them
39:24
off-white did but [ __ ] sake i'm not
39:26
paying 300 pounds for a goddamn
39:28
beanie anyway
39:32
that's my limit that 299 it would have
39:34
been fine
39:36
maybe i'll ask tommy if he's gonna make
39:37
one i'll tub over tommy i'll
39:39
i might ask them uh i don't know filzer
39:42
though
39:43
hey nice dudes bro thank you
39:46
for the record i like warden but she is
39:49
very evil
39:50
she is an nn5t she
39:53
i will agree that she is evil she's got
39:55
what it what the [ __ ] has happened in
39:57
the mod
39:57
chat oh wow that's tostitos let's go
40:02
wait what the [ __ ] wait what did warden
40:04
say what doesn't said [ __ ] in the mod
40:06
show i don't know
40:07
joy thanks so much for five good subs
40:09
[ __ ] i say that so quickly i'm a real
40:11
twitch streamer now
40:12
thanks dude thank you joy ending
40:15
ending maybe i'll try and get on the
40:17
roster i kind of want it
40:19
beanie from lit i don't know what that
40:20
is i want one i for one i'm glad you
40:25
shrunk your beanie that's is the
40:26
funniest clip i have ever seen
40:32
i'm not i'm not oh morden's apparently
40:35
spawning creepers around them on a
40:37
minecraft server
40:39
good to know call hotter original
40:42
what he's reading the mod chat
40:45
maybe i sometimes read it sometimes
40:48
hrt coming in like wow why do people
40:50
think i'm on hrt i have addressed these
40:52
rumors
40:54
you've i wish i still had the title so i
40:56
could put oh
40:57
i can't put it though shark queen love
40:59
the hair thank you shark queen
41:01
i i'm sure your hair is pretty cool too
41:03
although i haven't seen it all check
41:04
hold on let me see your
41:06
hair uh oh
41:11
oh that's what that was oh dude [ __ ]
41:12
hell i'm gonna see how cool your hair is
41:16
oh i've gotta subscribe this video is
41:18
only only available to subscribers
41:21
shark queen really like oh
41:24
sh oh you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ]
41:27
i can't see any of the streams your hair
41:30
is not called shark queen
41:31
god damn it because i got not allowed to
41:34
see it
41:37
looks like there are two main rust
41:38
servers that are popular the rp
41:40
the the rp1 and the pvp one most
41:43
streamers are invited
41:44
into one of them um sorry and
41:48
join the dream smp they need more girls
41:51
i have not had the ball
41:52
i mean no thank you when i do i'll let
41:54
you know if he says anything but i
41:57
really highly predict the answer is
41:58
gonna be probably nothing
42:00
like my my the radio silence is is kind
42:03
of the
42:04
way i see that going but meh
42:08
i've got a plan for it i'm not going to
42:09
just ask i've got an idea
42:11
but you're not allowed to know for a
42:13
while
42:15
uh russ i don't know i don't know
42:18
what the old title what was it the dr
42:20
wait address in the allocation
42:22
addressing the allegations yes a
42:24
skirting the allegations do the girl
42:26
voice i don't have one
42:27
there is no the girl voice there is only
42:29
a girl voice that i can't do
42:31
it's not that can do it i don't know why
42:33
people confuse me with that i am a 10
42:35
and he is a
42:37
nothing nat looks dumb not stupid and
42:40
he's you know what i don't even like his
42:42
hair i don't like his
42:43
with dyed hair let me look up nap let's
42:46
compare
42:46
hold on let's like let me just compare
42:50
that to me real quick hold on let's just
42:52
go on to this
42:53
right right let me skip midway through
42:55
this thing
42:58
let's get a good all right little right
43:00
right right look at this
43:01
right this is nat right and this is me
43:06
nat me nat me
43:10
i look way
43:13
better way better look at me look at
43:16
that
43:16
handsome look at this piece of [ __ ] keep
43:18
on asking me look at that piece of [ __ ]
43:20
i don't like him
43:22
don't let that go focus oh
43:28
somehow that's already why the [ __ ] my
43:30
camera is so good it just doesn't focus
43:32
or the lens it's the lens i think
43:34
that photo is literally you i yeah i
43:36
know it is me
43:38
that's the point
43:41
[Music]
43:44
forget that blondie is your biggest
43:46
contender maybe
43:48
maybe maybe i wonder why
43:54
i wonder why blondie uh hasn't like
43:58
blown up again you know when was the
44:01
last time she streamed oh wait in all
44:02
fairness she's had a [ __ ] issue oh
44:04
four days ago that's not bad holy [ __ ]
44:05
she shoots more than me
44:06
she like twice as much as me oh god oh
44:08
no oh god i can't even criticize it
44:10
ah music there you go
44:14
i didn't know not existed might watch
44:15
him don't he's terrible i'm in some of
44:17
them but
44:18
a huge bowl of ice cream and cream into
44:20
the sofa wife is
44:22
unhappy again that's a [ __ ] marriage
44:26
on the rocks boys
44:29
if you have to talk about your lifeguard
44:31
wife is unhappy
44:32
compare when you did his makeup bro the
44:35
real contest
44:36
p why is the focus just not on me
44:40
come on lens bruh how much
44:43
lens i paid at least 20 dollars for this
44:46
lens
44:47
come on come on come on on me on me on
44:50
me on me
44:53
wait it's not even focused on anything
44:54
it's just
44:57
this is the stream from now on the
44:59
lenses are paid act is auto focus
45:02
yes
45:05
nice outfit choice it's a nice look
45:08
also when and what's the next do no go
45:10
gonna be
45:12
we could do the [ __ ] corset one i
45:15
don't know if that's a good idea though
45:18
the i [ __ ] we could do a [ __ ]
45:21
focus
45:28
it's focused on the i tried bribing the
45:30
spiders
45:38
i like saying [ __ ] now huh why is toes a
45:41
blacklisted word
45:42
is it i don't know i think it's because
45:45
everyone wanted
45:46
see toes you need glasses
45:54
oh let's just add layers of
45:56
uncomfortableness that's all
45:58
cheap glasses nope i hate this
46:01
oh god i hated that oh my god
46:04
maybe the wig um maybe the wig is a bad
46:07
idea i don't like
46:08
dude with it less hair the wig's fine
46:11
corset pog
46:12
[ __ ] i could do a poll if that's what
46:15
you want the donation goal to be i
46:16
haven't set a donor goal
46:18
up in uh years i don't think
46:22
no wig then we're not needed you'd be
46:24
surprised
46:25
it is i have substantially messier hair
46:27
than your than you remember
46:30
this is just rosewood waiting for your
46:32
hand in marriage
46:34
oh
46:37
[Music]
46:40
chat do you think i
46:44
expensive enough ring and i'll marry you
46:46
that's that's what it is i haven't i've
46:48
not set what how
46:49
expensive the ring needs to be yet chad
46:51
do you think nat looked hot when finn
46:52
gave him a makeup sorry
46:53
ah he did okay he did better than i
46:55
thought he would
46:56
actually i don't know about that he's
46:58
improving
47:00
he's getting better he's getting better
47:03
focus
47:05
i will [ __ ] destroy that god damn
47:08
wait have an idea
47:10
there we go there we go that should fix
47:13
it
47:15
yes there we go cool uh
47:20
you see all the trash behind me though
47:22
man the camera focuses on everything
47:25
yeah you think you'd go for the closest
47:27
thing i feel like i need cameras need
47:29
like light uh lidar sensors my iphone
47:31
can focus
47:32
automatically better than this uh it
47:35
focused i know i moved the camera so i
47:36
mean it's
47:40
why does it want to focus on that
47:42
[ __ ]
47:43
thing on that [ __ ] thing why is that
47:46
the center of the god damage what if i
47:48
do that
47:52
what is it trying to focus on i was just
47:55
going to put in a quarter to a gacha
47:57
machine and give you the dinosaur ring
48:00
is my love not enough it's stupid
48:04
it's focusing on your chair no it's not
48:05
it's focusing on the wall behind me
48:07
god damn there it is do you know you too
48:11
hd he also did the girl voice trolling
48:15
but he is jacked as [ __ ] he is jacked
48:18
and [ __ ] that's like
48:18
six foot he's [ __ ] intense dude okay
48:21
i gave the spider some of my hrt
48:24
and now it's a hot girl crisis averted
48:28
sorry i want to laugh at the [ __ ]
48:32
focus plane being on the god damn
48:43
welcome to my stream we're gonna do
48:46
everything for over here now
48:48
what's up gamer what's popping
48:52
this cool this is what you want to do
48:54
for a stream
48:57
oh what oh dennis dennis thanks for the
49:00
five dennis
49:02
thanks for the donation
49:08
thanks for the donut goal baby every
49:10
month that i sent for a fanboy
49:13
not focused the time i'm over there
49:17
does it really not focus
49:20
hold on it'll focus like on the
49:24
microphone
49:28
what's that [ __ ]
49:36
ah that just hurts that just hurts my
49:38
knees
49:41
uh do you find that intense even though
49:43
you're the same height oh yeah sorry i
49:44
forgot i was seven foot five
49:46
maid needs to clean again i don't know i
49:48
know
49:50
in all fairness i made the mess
49:51
purposely for a joke but
49:53
i do need higher mode oh there was hair
49:56
on my
49:57
eyeball yeah clean the camera
50:00
it's not it's not that it's blurry
50:02
because of it it's not clean
50:06
i decided to give an amiga a try i met
50:10
this really nice belgian girl
50:12
and talked to her for three hours oh
50:15
we are texting every day but i am
50:17
getting more annoyed every day
50:20
i really don't want to be impolite so
50:22
how can i cut ties with her
50:24
wait what stop messaging her hey rose
50:29
hope you are having a lovely day in
50:30
two's for belgium i'm also in t4 i am
50:33
she's from belgium
50:35
what's she gonna do cancelled [ __ ]
50:38
what's she gonna do
50:39
kill you she's in belgium you're
50:41
obviously not in belgium because you
50:43
specified
50:44
belgium imagine being in belgium i'm
50:47
dude you're miles apart
50:49
presumably in a different country you
50:51
haven't told her your address you're
50:53
been speaking for
50:54
a few days
50:57
just stop
51:04
it's my tip
51:08
block a number hmm equally
51:11
equally something equally something hold
51:14
on my wall and take one step boys one
51:15
sec
51:17
okay i'm gonna go black string for a
51:18
second uh i just need to quickly do
51:20
do a thing one sec just need to quickly
51:22
do a thing
51:26
whoa [ __ ] me i'm still here i just need
51:28
to quickly do a thing
51:30
uh what thing you may ask i'll tell you
51:33
in a second
51:37
[Music]
51:46
what was it
51:58
it was a photo i took a photo of myself
52:00
because i'm vain
52:01
uh also i tried to take a photo on
52:03
instagram uh i tried to take a photo on
52:05
my camera earlier before the stream
52:07
and uh it didn't work because i don't
52:09
know if you've noticed
52:11
but my phone's getting slowly worse by
52:14
the day
52:15
i hold on can i like search up i feel
52:18
like it's getting worse
52:19
finster broken phone i don't know there
52:22
might be a picture of it somewhere
52:24
uh i think i showed it in a video or
52:26
some [ __ ] i don't know
52:28
no it's not on any google images [ __ ] i
52:30
there's a picture of my phone somewhere
52:33
but tell me if this is not worse though
52:36
like let me go on google
52:41
that's this is worse than it was like i
52:44
can't
52:45
see anything it's so
52:48
bad like all of this is [ __ ]
52:51
where did you bought your fake bobs and
52:53
wig asking for a friend what is that
52:56
uh amazon amazon amazon
53:00
how dude i can't even get it [ __ ]
53:04
repaired easily it's awful i personally
53:07
would never go so i dropped it and it
53:09
was hell it was a small ish it was a big
53:11
break
53:12
and then we all know you are reattaching
53:14
your bobs
53:17
huh we all know you are reattaching your
53:19
bobs
53:20
oh yeah no oh by the way let me let me
53:22
give you a let me let me tell you a
53:23
thing get the pixel
53:25
no you think i'd switch over to android
53:27
like some sort of dummy okay fine
53:28
android
53:29
sometimes it is better but i'm not gonna
53:31
it's just more easy your next donation
53:33
goal should be do clean the mess behind
53:36
uxd
53:37
i made it i made the mess today
53:40
why would i start i made the mess uh 30
53:43
minutes before i streamed anyway
53:46
i wouldn't get you to pay me i just make
53:48
a mess i'm like
53:49
pay me to clean it pay me to clean it
53:55
that's how that's how you should be with
53:57
like uh that's how i should have been
53:58
with my parents when i was a kid
54:00
make a mess be like pay me to clean it
54:02
that's what chores are right
54:03
you make a mess and then you get paid to
54:05
clean it i guess i never got paid for
54:06
mine but
54:07
oh well uh
54:11
there's by the way the person saying
54:12
about focus planes and [ __ ] i i'm aware
54:14
i know what it is i think it's because
54:17
it's trying to aim in on like i think
54:19
here of the camera or like right over
54:21
here
54:22
and it's going like oh there's more over
54:24
there's more stuff
54:25
there so we're gonna focus there or
54:27
something
54:28
like it's occupying more of the frame i
54:30
know what it's trying to do but it's i
54:32
did it wrong i think
54:35
you're getting paid i didn't get paid
54:36
for [ __ ] anything i did as a kid dude
54:39
i used to get like after a while i got
54:41
um
54:41
[Music]
54:42
weirdly enough i got like a an allowance
54:45
which was like 20 pounds every month
54:48
which is nothing uh but it was
54:52
a lot to a kid so you're like all right
54:55
this is pretty neat this is pretty nifty
54:57
um but the thing is i was already doing
54:59
youtube at the time
55:00
and like two months after i started
55:02
getting this like allowance
55:04
i just went oh you can stop paying me
55:06
like i i feel like
55:08
it feels weird now cause like
55:09
essentially i had a job right so i was
55:11
like
55:11
nah but then again i also didn't do
55:14
anything around the house
55:16
so i have good parents i have really uh
55:20
probably too nice to me parents i want
55:22
to see finn's camera roll
55:26
what's the most recent photo i've got
55:29
well it's me [ __ ] trying to pose no
55:31
actually it was me cooking
55:33
it was me trying to post but like oh man
55:36
this is
55:36
what let me show you in fact [ __ ] it let
55:38
me get you a photo up of me
55:39
right
55:41
[Music]
55:44
you encouraged me as a straight guy
55:46
today
55:56
look how am i supposed to tell what's
55:58
going on
56:00
i can't see anything it's just like
56:03
like my whole face is just gone it's not
56:06
good
56:07
it was me [ __ ] yeah um anyway no i
56:10
made a i made look
56:12
look what i meant i made like a
56:13
vegetable thingy look at this
56:16
i refuse to change i made like that
56:18
doesn't look as good as it did in real
56:19
life and then i made it
56:20
and then i made it look and then i put
56:22
that in the oven
56:24
i'm gonna try and position this in a way
56:25
that uh you know doesn't
56:27
show all the cracks look it look i made
56:30
food
56:31
that's in my this is my camera come on
56:33
the one time you can't focus
56:36
there we go look at my food got feta
56:38
cheese it's got lentils and [ __ ] it's
56:40
got roasted nuts in it it's not it's
56:42
good
56:42
it's got lentil it's got lentils got
56:44
some vegetables it was good it was
56:45
healthy it was
56:46
like five it was like uh 400 500
56:48
calories something like that that was
56:49
very cool
56:51
um food pod i know it's the first time
56:53
i've cooked in
56:54
ages use your old phone i can't be
56:55
[ __ ] i need to merge it need to make a
56:58
backup
57:00
rust if someone invites me to a rust
57:02
server then gladly but
57:04
until then probably not probably not
57:08
[Music]
57:10
probably not
57:13
ow i'm on twitter
57:16
what did you actually cook it's like a
57:18
it's i don't know oh my parents got for
57:20
one of my christmas presents was like a
57:22
hellofresh not sponsored but i really
57:24
want to be
57:24
uh thing and i've they're pretty good
57:26
actually
57:28
uh besides they shipped me stuff that i
57:30
didn't order and they didn't send me one
57:31
of the instructions but
57:33
extra [ __ ] so who cares uh you earn 20k
57:36
a month and you can't and you don't buy
57:38
a new phone
57:39
well i earn 20k a month if you don't
57:41
think about
57:42
uh paying everyone and everything and
57:44
taxes and [ __ ] everything like that
57:46
and a computer and [ __ ] warden and
57:48
[ __ ] the editor for the highlights
57:50
channel and [ __ ] taxes which is like
57:52
50
57:53
and then [ __ ] but yeah no i'm
57:56
comfortable it's more just like um
58:00
and then you switch it to pounds because
58:01
everything here uses pounds
58:03
anyway what do you mean what oh warden i
58:06
paid you yesterday
58:17
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
58:19
link anyways clip-on earrings are just
58:22
wireless piercings bye yeah you
58:24
mentioned
58:28
what was it what the [ __ ] was i about oh
58:29
yeah no the issue is like yes his money
58:31
is all mine
58:32
it all goes straight to one the um how
58:34
much do you pay for the highlight
58:35
i'm not gonna tell you how much i pay
58:37
pay people cause you know that's theirs
58:39
it's not it's not my money to tell you
58:40
about
58:41
it's their money they worked for it you
58:43
know i'm just there i'm just the boss
58:44
man
58:45
boss babe you know like a like a goddamn
58:49
what's it called what are they called
58:51
baby um too hot hot
58:53
that's what my channel is to save from
58:55
being burned
58:56
kappa thank you wait is that a
58:59
compliment
59:01
baby you're just too hot for the cam
59:04
tries to save
59:06
what it tries to save from being burned
59:10
oh the camera [ __ ]
59:14
compliment good okay got it
59:20
[Music]
59:21
amazon find one for like 40 bucks that
59:25
have well reviewed no i i don't know if
59:27
you're in the uk there's a place called
59:29
cosplay uh
59:30
[ __ ] what are they cosplay craft or some
59:32
[ __ ] like that
59:34
um i don't know what it was but they're
59:37
pretty good
59:37
that's where i've got like every single
59:39
wig that's not this one from
59:41
uh recently anyway and they're pretty
59:44
good they're pretty good
59:45
i enjoy them they're pretty nice uh
59:47
again i'm [ __ ] i don't wear too many
59:49
wigs now
59:50
hrt pole how about you not i have
59:53
how many times do i need to debunk this
59:55
theory is there anything else
59:56
what are the comments say on that
59:57
[ __ ] post obviously a comment
60:00
looking at he follows who on twitter and
60:02
you have more pull than you think
60:04
himself oh no i don't think any of the
60:08
offline tv guys follow me uh at least i
60:11
i'm not friendly enough with any of them
60:14
um i read this thread already uh people
60:17
will get these skinny fat
60:18
i'll take that actually um skinny fat
60:22
yeah i describe that thickster
60:24
no i'm healthy i'm cool
60:28
uh itty bitty finney titties okay
60:31
um if if we wait a few months he doesn't
60:34
need stick on bobs anymore
60:37
you know this subreddit's got a very
60:39
interesting vibe going on you know like
60:43
i just searched on new my [ __ ] i just
60:46
went on the fins to subreddit dude
60:48
look at this no
60:52
oh okay it's stream men men good meme
60:56
my mom you start liking manly things me
60:57
starts liking men my mom
60:59
why the [ __ ] is this on my subreddit
61:05
rose is a man
61:06
[Music]
61:09
my friend tried to convince me that i
61:11
straight
61:12
but your smashing looks today brings me
61:15
back to being fin-sexual
61:17
is this what i would look like if i
61:18
actually worked out and didn't uh didn't
61:20
pluck my eyebrows
61:23
holy [ __ ]
61:27
why do i have george not found haircut
61:31
i take it back i don't like this i don't
61:33
like this subreddit
61:35
what is this guys of st jesus
61:42
[Music]
61:45
i've got sides of steel
61:52
[Music]
62:14
oh [ __ ]
62:20
this is i don't like this subreddit
62:22
anymore
62:24
i don't like this subreddit this is a
62:27
bad subreddit
62:29
this is a bad subreddit uh i'm down to
62:33
delete it um
62:35
i'm i can i can do that yeah you screwed
62:38
up yeah
62:38
put on a crop top
62:42
i am baby i'm in a crop top
62:46
look at that waistline look at that
62:48
doritos domino's waistline
62:50
let's go pug you did this to yourself
62:52
i'm aware
62:54
no i'm aware manly thank you he hot
62:57
thank you
62:58
folk new you're focused
63:01
[ __ ] um fine do you actually want to do
63:04
you actually want a donor goal
63:08
do you actually want a donor goal also
63:10
i'm so glad that more people are using
63:12
the definition
63:12
finsexual because you know that's
63:14
[ __ ] great
63:16
um
63:20
oh yeah i changed my twitch and twitter
63:22
bios for like the first time in
63:24
what five years wow that's not even a
63:27
joke actually i made that as a joke and
63:28
that's kind of true
63:31
pardon you missy what what did i say get
63:35
your belly button pierced no that sounds
63:36
like hell
63:37
hrt don't know goal no um
63:41
idea for another stream
63:48
do a cyberpunk cosplay and play
63:50
cyberpunk
63:51
i don't want to that involves playing
63:54
cyberpunk
63:56
who in their right mind would want to
63:57
play that game
64:00
i hope it turns into that thing like no
64:02
man's sky did
64:03
where it was like it had a [ __ ] release
64:06
and then
64:08
you know and then they [ __ ] and then
64:10
they fix everything that'll be really
64:12
cool right
64:13
blurryfin god damn it okay
64:21
do i really need to be in over
64:25
where's the focus plane there
64:29
here apparently okay how many air
64:33
conditioners do you have
64:34
one that it apparently loves focusing
64:36
onto
64:37
i'm gonna put the mic there just so it
64:39
like at least focus onto something
64:40
that's
64:40
in front of the goddamn wall anyway
64:44
uh finn you finna make me act up hell
64:47
yeah manually set the focus
64:52
okay
64:54
do i remember how to do this [ __ ] i
64:56
gotta do it [ __ ] i can't do this well
64:57
not without looking at it
65:03
two months pog do you support a football
65:05
team
65:06
no because i don't watch football
65:10
oh [ __ ] me
65:18
okay manual focus are we actually on
65:21
manual focus
65:22
i can't tell let's try it
65:26
oh that's the wrong button oh damn
65:30
what button is this what am i doing with
65:34
myself
65:34
that okay oh we are a manual focus okay
65:40
see i don't know when i'm
65:43
in focus now just caressing your face
65:50
we're good no
65:55
no
66:02
asmr
66:04
hey it's gonna be okay quit being a
66:07
little [ __ ]
66:08
stop it being a [ __ ] okay good
66:15
good um
66:19
what's up wait
66:23
what's up
66:27
uh no
66:32
you're predicted to reach 200k today or
66:34
tomorrow
66:35
on what wait i'm what
66:39
oh on twitch oh really what the [ __ ]
66:44
you dodged the question about the start
66:46
date of girl month
66:47
i have such a good idea by the way
66:49
timeline we mentioned it do you want a
66:50
little chat
66:52
i mean we could set something up on
66:53
camera real quick there's something
66:54
downstairs i have such a good idea
66:59
so oh my god all right hold on you
67:01
dodged the question about study guide
67:02
focus you are sharp
67:05
that's pretty good um starter garment
67:08
everything's in tier 5 lockdown right
67:10
now
67:12
the hair's gonna be hard stealth
67:17
i don't know
67:20
eyelashes maybe
67:23
i don't know i know millie can
67:25
quarantine pretty easily i don't think
67:26
the hair lady can she's got a you know
67:28
gross ass family and [ __ ] and she needs
67:30
to work for a living so
67:32
maybe millie could do the eyelashes but
67:34
i don't know about the hair
67:35
i don't know
67:38
so it's kind of like um
67:43
it feels cheaty to not by the way
67:45
[ __ ] hell thanks for the thousand
67:46
bits mvp
67:47
um it feels like you'd be cheating a
67:50
little bit
67:51
you know to not do the hair for a go
67:54
month
67:54
so hair doesn't matter as long as you
67:57
keep growing it out i mean i
67:58
am but still
68:02
the only difference of doing a gold
68:03
month then would essentially be just
68:05
like dressing up all the time which is
68:06
equally hard in itself but i don't know
68:09
i don't know your dad can do the hair no
68:11
he can't
68:12
no we cannot this specific one is way
68:15
better than anything else pop stream no
68:16
[ __ ] hey we're not doing this again
68:18
god damn phone all right i'm gonna grab
68:20
something downstairs i have an idea
68:21
we're gonna construct something because
68:22
i i wanted to do this on
68:24
i wanted to do this off stream but i
68:26
just figured we can do it i'm sure
69:06
all right part one a drill and a package
69:10
sent by the council
69:12
this is fun enough by the way i can't
69:13
wait to open this [ __ ]
69:15
oh number two okay number two
69:18
an ad because i haven't done an ad and i
69:20
really want to do an ad and why not
69:21
why not i'm gonna bring this [ __ ] up
69:23
here anyway i'm gonna do it
69:26
do you wanna do an ad while i could
69:27
bring this [ __ ] house if you're a
69:29
subscriber you don't get an admin
69:33
so that's gonna be fun okay i'm gonna do
69:36
an ad i'm gonna try and bring this [ __ ]
69:38
upstairs all right boys add time baby
69:41
let's go ahead time baby six seconds i
69:44
can do this let's go get back tell her
69:46
she can do the bob's goal first and then
69:48
do girl
69:49
or month afterwards i'll read it because
69:51
i didn't hear the first part of it okay
69:53
boys
69:54
subs time to watch health start can you
69:56
see me
69:57
hold on can you see me can you see me
70:01
right now
70:02
who knows
70:12
oh my god
70:20
[Music]
70:24
love from sweden three
70:33
my lord
70:36
this big boy this
70:40
god damn it's not ikea it's
70:43
not ikea this is
70:46
uh it's tv stand
70:50
why would finn bring a tv stand up here
70:52
well it's because i have an idea about
70:53
something i i thought would be cool
70:56
um damn dude
70:59
should have done that in heels i should
71:00
have done that in heels man golden
71:02
opportunity missed
71:04
uh okay so i'll give you two options
71:06
real quick
71:08
would you like um to open a quick little
71:10
thing from the council
71:12
or would you like me to start trying to
71:14
assemble this goddamn
71:15
[ __ ]
71:22
that waste
71:25
thank you i hope that that the comment
71:27
that waste was like
71:29
a good thing not a bad thing okay so
71:32
i believe this was from the council
71:36
don't get distracted still need a donor
71:38
well i don't know
71:40
it's the only thing that matches their
71:41
description and
71:43
okay i will i'll set one up but you know
71:45
i might as well have something to do
71:48
so let's let's uh
71:52
let's open this now they've kind of
71:54
hyped this up for me
71:56
quite a lot so i'm kind of worried good
71:59
quality packaging
72:00
and get my finger under there and just
72:04
eat that open which is very nice of them
72:07
to do
72:09
okay right
72:12
how can you have an erection all the
72:14
time bit wait what the [ __ ]
72:16
how can you not have an erection all the
72:18
time being dressed up that fine
72:20
um number one why do i start reading
72:23
things before ending before reading them
72:25
in my head
72:26
number two always do juice content
72:29
posters but then again i do not know
72:32
second place
72:32
i just it's hard it's really quite
72:36
hard being this hot all the time
72:40
like as a guy i am just built the [ __ ]
72:42
up
72:43
i'm mostly freaking out i look
72:46
insanely attractive and hot and like the
72:48
cover of a few magazines so like
72:50
it's hard to balance all this it's hard
72:52
being hard
72:53
all right boys okay oh [ __ ] hold on let
72:57
me let me like
72:59
ah cool
73:02
right it's so far what i see
73:05
i kind of want to show you guys first
73:06
and then i can see it on camera maybe
73:09
what do you think
73:13
all right
73:19
[Music]
73:24
okay
73:25
[Music]
73:31
okay what is it whip it open okay all
73:33
right ready
73:35
three two i don't know what it is
73:37
actually it could be a bomb who knows
73:39
i'm hoping not ready
73:42
three two one
73:47
that's really that was really
73:48
underwhelming huh i just moved something
73:51
upwards
73:52
i can see the background of it okay all
73:54
i see on the background of it is a duma
73:56
dumamura dormam who i've come to bargain
73:58
dr strange meme
74:00
what is on the front what are you what
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is it
74:05
what the [ __ ] oh i gotta get it off hold
74:08
on
74:12
what the [ __ ]
74:17
look what i saw in the background i
74:19
haven't quite understood the front yet
74:20
hold on
74:21
it's kind of with a bunch of plastic
74:22
around it oh i'm trying really
74:24
hard not to damage it this what i saw on
74:27
the back
74:29
what the [ __ ] does it say council i've
74:31
come to bargain
74:36
a message some stuff about it
74:39
oh no wait it's [ __ ] auto it's auto
74:41
focus off it says do mamamoo domamu i've
74:44
come to bargain
74:45
you've come to die nice good meme
74:48
what the [ __ ] is the front of this thing
74:52
wait that's me there
74:56
what the [ __ ] why is this the council
75:00
wait hold on i'm trying to get i'm
75:04
trying to work
75:04
about another cooking streamers oh no
75:06
goal
75:07
oh dude maybe i should turn autofocus
75:09
back on this is the front of it
75:11
it's really cool art and then there's a
75:13
picture of me in this window here
75:16
it's really faint but there's this who's
75:19
the council
75:20
they're like the my essentially the name
75:22
i've given to uh
75:24
the council of simps the simp council is
75:26
the name i've given to my top donators
75:28
but they formed good friendships and
75:29
i've known i've known them for a while
75:31
now and they're very cool
75:32
it's a whole book though like look at
75:34
that
75:37
it's the council in session yeah i was
75:39
like wow this is sick
75:42
wait did you like did you guys get this
75:44
drawn or like what
75:47
like [ __ ] me okay
75:53
okay so it's a book a gift to you from
75:55
the council
75:56
and it's like uh screenshots of me
76:00
uh 2020 has been a crazy year right over
76:03
3
76:04
000 gifted subs over sixteen thousand
76:07
dollars donated in under a year
76:09
uh yeah that this is [ __ ] me is this
76:13
just the council
76:14
holy [ __ ]
76:18
uh this group of like 10 to 15 people by
76:21
the way
76:22
um thank you thank you from the great
76:24
content
76:25
and having us be a part of your of your
76:27
life we love you too
76:29
whoa yo look at this [ __ ]
76:35
what how do i become an honorary member
76:37
of the council based on the merit of my
76:39
name
76:40
that's anna holy [ __ ]
76:46
oh my god that's so many different
76:47
[ __ ] memories
76:51
wow oh my god there's like pages
76:56
holy [ __ ] dude
77:00
it's every donation ever matthew's got a
77:02
whole goddamn page
77:03
wait oh no wait wait wait wait
77:07
i didn't even notice it gets crazier by
77:10
the way
77:12
all of this this whole thing
77:15
this is just ali this is just ali with a
77:19
y
77:20
your right lash is coming off i can feel
77:22
it and i knew it oh my god
77:24
there's my mirror sorry boys i gotta
77:26
correct an eyelash how am i supposed to
77:27
goddamn stream without this [ __ ]
77:31
oh my god it is
77:37
okay good one so
77:40
yeah as a brit i thought the council
77:43
meant cns
77:44
in charge of houses
77:47
it is that's just ali and then [ __ ]
77:51
and then the next part i only just
77:52
noticed this page is just bernal
77:56
and then i saw with i saw with like the
77:58
gifted subs i was like oh [ __ ]
77:59
this one's just matthew what the [ __ ]
78:03
like council is pay too how much goddamn
78:06
research did this take counsellors pay
78:10
to win yeah they really are
78:12
that's insane this is like
78:15
i do wonder if there's like a start to
78:17
finish i could
78:18
like figure out through all these like
78:20
imagine i could go through and be like
78:22
this is where i start this like this
78:24
one's probably the oldest one that i can
78:25
see
78:26
no this one me and like the
78:29
the the bra the wig the [ __ ]
78:33
this one was when i was just moving into
78:34
this house so i had like a scuffed
78:36
camera set up in that corner there
78:38
and you're looking at that wall before
78:39
the desk was in
78:42
oh my god flying cabbie man yeah look
78:46
you can tell from all the yellow on this
78:47
one this was old
78:48
old uh room
78:54
wow i look like an idiot in most of
78:56
these that's really funny though
79:04
holy [ __ ] sorry this is
79:08
like by the way i'm just having a moment
79:10
here chat
79:11
just give me a minute like this is like
79:15
the sure they're like the most they're
79:17
the highest donators and [ __ ]
79:19
but they're also like it's they're not
79:22
just that they're like uh you know i've
79:23
talked to these people for ages they've
79:25
they're the people that have been in the
79:26
stream
79:27
the longest you know like they're the
79:29
highest donators
79:31
sure but they're also like
79:34
[ __ ] they've just been here you know
79:37
that's insane
79:39
dysterious back oh god sorry i'm having
79:42
a moment let me see let me
79:43
let me do this whole book hammer there's
79:46
hammer rimmer hammer
79:47
i haven't seen hammer in a while but
79:48
that was cool hell yeah
79:52
this is so [ __ ] sick john
79:56
my boy john my boy john
79:59
all the donuts from john holy [ __ ] this
80:01
guy's on foot
80:03
miss kiss oh yeah oh the [ __ ] every
80:06
time i see a picture of me in the
80:07
goddamn goth makeup i have horror
80:09
horror memory horrible memories of me in
80:11
the goth makeup i don't know
80:13
i actually do want to turn on auto as
80:15
maybe a
80:16
bad decision but let's turn on uh
80:18
[ __ ]
80:19
what's it called
80:24
there we go auto focus there we go
80:28
look at look at all that look at how
80:31
[ __ ] cool that is
80:35
you are family to us and we wanted to
80:37
give your xmas gift that you will
80:40
have for years to come oh yeah dude i'm
80:43
[ __ ] putting this up on a
80:45
show that's at the time when millie
80:48
goddamn did my mind that is truly epic
80:50
the effort involved must have been crazy
80:52
appreciate
80:53
the council like let me just show you
80:56
this one thing right there's a donation
80:57
of it
80:57
just show you the effort they put in
80:59
there's something up in the top corner
81:00
here
81:01
not only did they just they didn't they
81:03
couldn't see my face in the screenshot
81:05
so they put this
81:06
they put it again like but just so they
81:08
could get my reaction there
81:10
that's like some photo editing stuff
81:11
that's like
81:13
you know that that's that's some like
81:15
seriously they put effort into this [ __ ]
81:17
that's insane
81:18
rud holy [ __ ] rud
81:21
oh the [ __ ] we donated three dollars
81:24
when i was getting my eyelashes done to
81:26
[ __ ] with me yeah i remember that
81:28
i remember that
81:32
one of these just a screenshot of my ass
81:37
what the [ __ ] samuel 50 bucks
81:40
there's a screenshot of my ass that's
81:42
just a screenshot of my ass hi nat
81:46
what's your favorite number chat oh
81:47
[ __ ] god i hate you
81:49
making my chat spam stop me now oh god
81:52
damn you've donated a lot of money holy
81:54
[ __ ]
81:55
hey this stream ah wait this was
81:57
recently
81:59
this is so cool stop me now's [ __ ]
82:03
sick dude stop me now how's it going
82:05
very very busy guy putting together the
82:07
book
82:08
hey it's you glad you love it and all
82:10
props to him
82:11
i do this is insane
82:16
taylor oh taylor three months ago
82:19
i am ps together strong god damn
82:22
this is so cool zenga and zorro
82:28
it's like xango remember hey look zenga
82:31
he pops into the council chat every now
82:32
and then it's kind of funny
82:35
my god and then the last page the
82:37
honorable mentions and moments
82:40
oh god hold on oh corey
82:43
the donate like two grand and we never
82:45
heard from him again the [ __ ] was that
82:48
this guy called corey cleese just
82:51
donated 2k
82:52
and just never never ever being unglued
82:56
i know i'm aware
83:00
it's this one it's also not glue it's
83:04
magnetic
83:04
and i'm really to be honest with you
83:06
that i i i like the uh
83:08
the actual eyelash extensions that we
83:10
did for girl month a lot
83:11
uh just because of that the reason um
83:16
there's me with uh ice cream dripping
83:18
down my chin there's the time i killed
83:20
technoblade
83:21
i'm not so sorry was time i dressed as
83:23
technoblade i killed dream
83:26
the first time i tucked and my face
83:28
thereafter
83:32
um
83:34
oh [ __ ] hell um
83:36
[Music]
83:39
yuki jesus christ this is sick this is
83:42
really really nice
83:44
and then that time when i hypixel simon
83:47
the owner of hypixel
83:48
what happened what's going on
83:53
hey how's that where we got our
83:54
interview to do later semo
83:57
our eye diaries i diaries sorry this is
84:00
really uh this is really sweet this is
84:01
genuinely one of the best presents i've
84:03
got
84:04
um yeah that's insane
84:09
this was all from start oh my god
84:12
the the text at the bottom it says this
84:14
was all all of this page
84:16
this was all before the start of girl
84:17
month just know despite your inactivity
84:20
in the discord we will always support
84:22
you
84:22
i i'm very bad at messaging back uh we
84:25
know you're busy when times get
84:26
stressful just to know you always have
84:27
us love the council
84:32
that's genuinely the sweetest gift i've
84:34
got all year
84:36
that's so [ __ ] cool that's
84:39
so [ __ ] cool that's awesome
84:44
that's so cool that is so so cool
84:48
sorry i'm late for the stream but how
84:50
you do my dude
84:52
[ __ ] high quality book too i'm really
84:55
good now
84:57
this was this is this is [ __ ] great
85:01
i don't know whether to keep it up there
85:02
on that shelf in the office
85:04
forever huh what
85:11
let me make up check please i'm sorry
85:13
i'm trying so hard to like
85:14
fix the eyelash but wait which one's
85:17
coming off
85:19
hold on wait is it this one they're both
85:21
on
85:23
oh no it's this one inside of this one
85:30
magnets are not very strong dude
85:35
yeah magnets are not very strong i can't
85:38
really recommend him to be honest with
85:39
you
85:41
best gift of 2021 no best gift to 20 20.
85:44
but yeah that's really sweet i yeah
85:47
that's really really sweet
85:49
that's really cool the stereo factions
85:51
is back i don't know
85:52
they were cool and all but okay
85:55
anyway from that from transitioning from
85:58
that sweet moment
86:00
time to open this [ __ ] thing shall we
86:03
uh this is a goddamn [ __ ] god
86:07
council how oh yeah this is a goddamn uh
86:10
tv stand my dad uh my family recently
86:13
got a new tv
86:15
because you know they haven't done a tv
86:17
since [ __ ] like 15 years ago
86:19
but the old one was bad so he gave it to
86:23
me
86:24
uh because you know who can't use a tv
86:27
it's a small tv
86:28
oh [ __ ] it's gonna make so much mess um
86:32
but i've got
86:35
oh why is there just hair in oh that
86:37
looks like fiberglass
86:38
[Music]
86:40
i feel like i shouldn't breathe this
86:42
huge thanks to wardrobe
86:43
for doing the artwork on the front it
86:46
surprised all expectations
86:49
i'm glad you liked it bird wait warden
86:51
did that
86:56
what the [ __ ] by the way chad this is
86:59
the uh
87:00
what the [ __ ]
87:04
hello can you post a pic of milo before
87:07
12 ams tonight
87:09
for science damn who knew my editor was
87:13
talented what the [ __ ] warden
87:15
that's so good why
87:22
i was i was about to say like i didn't
87:25
want to mention it but i was like oh
87:26
damn
87:27
it'd be like i was gonna say i really
87:29
hope this is like
87:30
aren't you guys commissioned or
87:31
something i thought that'd be really
87:33
sick
87:33
but i didn't want to say anything just
87:35
in case you know you just found an image
87:36
that worked
87:37
but no that's [ __ ] so cool
87:42
guys that's that's a really really
87:44
really good gift what the
87:46
[ __ ] yep we sent a warden our profile
87:48
pictures from discord and she turned
87:51
them into that awesome
87:53
picture that's so cool
87:56
that is so so cool
88:00
wow yeah no that that really is like
88:02
that that's that's
88:03
i don't know what to say about that
88:04
that's just yeah that's a really great
88:07
gift
88:08
that's that's really cool what the [ __ ]
88:11
yeah that's sick what the [ __ ] i thought
88:14
that'd be like i thought you're gonna
88:15
send me a james charles palette chat
88:17
oh [ __ ] god damn i re when you were
88:20
talking about like in
88:21
the group i thought you were gonna send
88:22
me some [ __ ] expensive makeup thing
88:24
and i was like
88:24
counselor the best well no that's that's
88:26
a really really thoughtful
88:28
[ __ ] gift and warden did one helped
88:30
you with it too what the [ __ ]
88:34
maybe i should pay warden more
88:39
than the hundreds of thousands of
88:41
dollars that i that i pay her every day
88:43
currently watching while walking through
88:45
a shed full of 34 000
88:47
chickens what
88:50
oh damn
88:54
i didn't even know that there were that
88:56
many chickens aggro hey aggro thanks for
88:58
[ __ ] sub sakura
89:00
is that going to fall yes thank you very
89:02
much sub sacra
89:04
egg oh no eggs
89:08
in your chicken cave hold on
89:12
hey grant hey dude hey grand statue i
89:15
just read a book about you
89:19
ow [ __ ]
89:31
oh damn this is a lot of packaging
89:34
um maurice
89:38
the maurice the more what the [ __ ] says
89:42
more more what the [ __ ] is that name oh
89:44
yeah
89:45
that's right maurice yeah more reese
89:47
well reese that's a good name
89:50
kevlar thank you [ __ ] kevlar hey
89:52
everyone's been all wholesome and [ __ ]
89:54
this is not like my usual streams holy
89:57
[ __ ]
89:58
i'm not gonna be able to assemble this
89:59
on stream this is in like 50 parts
90:04
this is in so many parts this is what
90:07
i'm constructing
90:08
i think this is like 20 bucks though
90:11
it's really not it's
90:12
really [ __ ] cheap for what it looks
90:14
like it is
90:16
oh this is gonna be hell oh this is
90:19
gonna be
90:20
hell i can't do this on stream
90:24
i thought this was gonna be way easier
90:27
oh [ __ ] me this is not good
90:31
oh no
90:35
to all the new people in chat because i
90:38
have seen this question
90:39
a couple of times in there last minutes
90:43
finn is not trans he just cross dresses
90:46
for fun and because
90:48
people like me pay him money to do so i
90:51
am uh
90:51
oh damn crossdresser for hire finster
90:54
call me at your birth your local
90:56
birthday party you want me to entertain
90:57
i'll
90:59
whoa it's me you know it's my birthday
91:01
today
91:02
30 years [ __ ] yeah i could have came to
91:03
your birthday party never mind
91:06
if you'd have only hired the right guy
91:08
gal
91:10
meeting wait
91:17
that doesn't sound good i didn't like
91:19
that didn't like that
91:20
come to my birthday party okay you
91:23
missed your big gifts
91:24
sub what oh [ __ ] what did i miss
91:28
oh it was ali ali with an underscore
91:30
what's popping hour
91:31
it's not ali it's only an underscore hey
91:34
ally
91:35
six months was that like 20 subs jesus
91:37
christ how'd i miss that
91:39
am i stupid i feel like i'm stupid
91:42
i was stupid and demo oh yes his room is
91:45
slowly turned
91:46
down for two seconds i'm sorry
91:50
yeah oh
91:54
yeah i've already got the room for this
91:55
don't i
91:57
okay right right
92:00
right
92:02
[Music]
92:04
can i just say you look kef and great
92:07
that's satisfying
92:08
thank you i would
92:12
i think today is a bit of a medium look
92:14
for me but i do like the hoodie
92:17
ages ago and i just never wore it and i
92:19
found it and i was like oh i know what
92:21
i'm wearing demo thank you you know
92:24
what's weird about my streams
92:26
is like as me as me as a chick right
92:29
i think i think i'm a really high
92:31
maintenance [ __ ] because
92:33
so you're setting up your sex machine
92:35
yes
92:36
it's gonna um it's gonna
92:40
this is gonna go in me just
92:44
you know like
92:48
before like sliding down a slip and
92:51
slide boyo
92:53
this all of this is going inside of me
92:56
hey why why two months ago it has to be
92:58
metal so it can hold the intense
93:00
pressure that i'm gonna put on it
93:03
um so oh
93:06
my god ah
93:11
what the hell damn
93:15
i feel like we were saying something and
93:16
i stopped
93:19
why you're subscribing let's thank you
93:21
for the five
93:22
[ __ ] gifted subjects
93:27
huge shout out to the council for making
93:30
that book
93:31
i simp for all of you yeah
93:36
very cool people i've got a knife on the
93:38
ground that i shouldn't have
93:40
oh my god there's an awful lot of stuff
93:44
a lot of packaging
93:54
okay all of this is somewhat contained
93:58
although it's messy as all hell
94:03
oh okay
94:06
oh damn let's
94:09
hold on let me get my belly oh god that
94:12
hurt actually
94:14
jesus it's so hot holy [ __ ]
94:18
my air conditioner is boiling in here
94:21
now
94:21
[Music]
94:25
oh no my pistoja
94:28
okay i think i might end it and then
94:31
assemble this [ __ ]
94:33
i'm gonna go have an interview with
94:34
summer on a vr chat
94:37
and some nerd game
94:42
but it's been a very it's been a it's
94:45
been a small stream
94:46
but i just kind of wanted to check in i
94:48
wanted to get i wanted to do um
94:51
oh plus one for bondage rack yeah that's
94:55
what it is
94:56
don't know goal i'll set up a donor goal
94:59
now
95:00
right i'll set one up um
95:05
hold on i'll set one up i don't know
95:07
what it's going to be i ordered some
95:09
knives
95:10
w-a-s-n-t cheap either hell yeah
95:14
i know they're not it's not a cheap
95:15
hobby it's really not
95:19
okay here
95:22
have money i'd like money
95:25
thank you for the money that's it
95:28
you have money all right
95:31
i can't see a beautiful face with bad
95:33
focus
95:33
[Music]
95:35
you're welcome will you be streaming on
95:38
sunday
95:39
it'll be my birthday and i'd love to see
95:41
your pretty
95:42
face yeah why not i could stream on
95:44
sunday
95:45
uh yeah i'm down what should we do first
95:49
what should we do for a donut goal
95:51
what's the donut
95:52
gonna be boys you've got like you've got
95:54
a few you've got a few
95:56
seconds to figure out a donor goal okay
95:59
and then i'm gonna do a poll for it hrt
96:01
is not gonna be one of the options
96:05
and i'll set up a poll course it will
96:08
put that on there boob job not gonna be
96:10
on there
96:11
[ __ ] god damn it don't know goal for
96:14
daily
96:15
exercise streams get rid of those man
96:18
boobs
96:19
how dare you and also how would i stream
96:21
just going for a run
96:23
um unless you want me to build up like a
96:25
ton of arm and
96:26
chest strength and get like packs and
96:28
[ __ ]
96:30
um and just exercise in the house i
96:34
don't know who knows
96:34
[Music]
96:36
you know what all of these are very
96:38
extreme besides the quarter
96:40
hours all these are like get a boob jump
96:43
get blip fillers
96:44
breast implants cheeky smiley face
96:52
lucky seven for the egg
96:56
girl mouth
97:00
cooking we can do a cooking let's do a
97:02
poll okay
97:04
right in fact [ __ ] it hold on here's
97:07
what we'll do actually
97:07
instead of this let's do this for a
97:11
cookie i've now officially spent more
97:12
than 100
97:14
on your channel
97:18
okay let's do that and then we'll do
97:21
this and then this goal is going to be
97:23
fully
97:25
this can be for a cooking show it all
97:27
started with me roasting a random fanboy
97:30
then i became vip in mod 4. yes
97:33
this same fanboy and i don't regret any
97:36
dollar i ever donated
97:38
i'm glad you love this gift shout out to
97:41
the council members other mods and
97:43
offline gangers
97:46
oh wrong word hey finn what were your
97:50
thoughts about what happened yesterday
97:52
in america
97:55
i don't think i care that much i mean
97:57
it's bad it's real bad
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but [ __ ] what do you want to hear from
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me about it
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all right let's do that
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[ __ ] it this is not a very uniform way
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of doing this but
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okay that's that we'll do that for a
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we'll do that for cooking okay
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oh [ __ ] that's the wrong one have you
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already figured out how you build a lego
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technic car
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on stream i can't wait for this to
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happen
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maybe i will actually that sounds kind
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of fun
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[Music]
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even though you're in lockdown doesn't
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mean you need to be alone the council is
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always here
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uh
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okay right what is it what's happening
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what are we doing oh yeah there's this
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oh yeah uh wait photo shoot
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[ __ ] uh cooking we're doing cooking
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already photo shoot courses for a month
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naked twister play twister oh
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[ __ ] goddamn it um
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this is terrible cook a chicken i'm
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vegetarian god damn it
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read you laugh you feminize to laugh you
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feminize and add 10 push-ups to italian
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push ups in a dumb outfit
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i don't like it
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i don't i don't have the i don't have i
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don't even close to have the
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strength they need to do 10 push-ups at
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like at some point maybe
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one oh um
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[ __ ] it so far we've got like corset and
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photo shoot is basically the uh
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24 7 heels for a week
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all right so try a steak
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don't i was gonna do that for a video
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for f1n
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that is true body painting tail no
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god damn it 12 hour stream
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i've done 24.
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[ __ ] it absolutely down for on stream
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stream with your parents
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what would we talk about what are we
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talking about on this [ __ ]
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69 hour stream like minks oh god no
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[ __ ] it up 48 oh you know what [ __ ] it
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we're doing okay we'll do this
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don't know goal okay for 24 hour stream
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uh [ __ ] corset
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training how long was it like a month
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[ __ ] it ah dirty d
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[ __ ] what else was the other thing
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photo shoot
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um
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lolita oh god that would take some
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goddamn preparation
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uh twister [ __ ] you vr chat vr i'm gonna
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do vr at some point anyway
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f how about a slumber party stream with
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ruby
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no i'm not doing that um
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i'm gonna get one more option please
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yeah yikes
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uh like a stream lego stream
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oh [ __ ] [ __ ] heels what was the other
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one
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photo shoot heals corset 24 hour stream
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[ __ ] lego stream
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lego stream why not there we go horror
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game you can go [ __ ] yourself
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tell me in it cosplay i couldn't i
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didn't do a tummy in it cosplay
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because of like i didn't want to you
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know
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oh i do more like you know i've got bobs
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and [ __ ]
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you know i don't want to sexualize
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tommy's underage that's you know
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i couldn't really do anything normally i
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got the most conservative outfit
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for tubbo i couldn't think of anything
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for tommy though he just wears a t-shirt
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have the fountains uh
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it's a mix between lego stream and 24
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hour stream i think 24 is gonna get it
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24 hour stream holy [ __ ]
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what if a lego stream comes into the 24
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hour stream it probably will
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if i do one who knows
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do its torah how to become a hot girl
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like you please i've got rewards
102:53
across america in big race i did one 24
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hours holy [ __ ]
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currently watching all delivering
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products across america in a big rig
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holy [ __ ] that's cool
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that's really cool holy [ __ ]
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i mean i guess that's got to be like a
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pain in the ass but i worry if 24 hours
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stream spend too much money during it
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okay 24-hour stream one second up by
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lego stream with
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uh just under heart just over half the
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votes then corsets
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yeah okay 24 hours got it focused i
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tried to fix it just now
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thank you um but yeah
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lulu clothes photo shoot what are you in
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an mlm
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okay six months ssss what you getting up
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to today
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i'm about to end the stream all right
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i'll set up
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we'll figure it out tomorrow i think so
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the 24-hour lego
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24-hour lego stream and a corset while
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wearing heels and having a photo shoot
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that's yeah there you go you got it
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that's what i'm going to be doing
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raid fundy oh yeah he needs the viewers
104:03
man fundy's kind of like this
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up and coming little streamer i've
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noticed he makes good content though
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likes really good content
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all right let's do a okay [ __ ] it i'm
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gonna raid uh oh what fun he's actually
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up to
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what's he doing
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he's playing a modded thing
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weird what is uh what's mink's up to
104:37
she's talking like a dumbass
104:42
eagle reject some rust you guys wanted
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to watch rust before right
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i was on the mink's podcast a little bit
104:47
ago we can raid banks that's right minx
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that's right minx how much is the donor
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goal i don't know we can decide
104:52
tomorrow i'm gonna take off this week
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and assemble this [ __ ] thing
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in fact [ __ ] i'm gonna let's do a wig
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reveal
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after i start up a raid there we go
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hashtag raid minks ah
105:03
[ __ ] slash raid minks there we go let
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me like idk
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i thought this was cool f1 nn5t
105:09
there's the n5 whoa
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damn baby look at that hair that's been
105:16
compressed for a whole
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two hours god damn i feel my i feel the
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breath
105:21
of fresh air on my skull
105:26
holy [ __ ] okay
105:30
wow my hair got really like [ __ ]
105:32
compressed holy [ __ ] look at this [ __ ]
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oh my god wow okay
105:39
damn lesbian hair time baby oh my god
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yeah it's tangled as [ __ ]
105:44
but like hey cool coolio
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okay
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i'll see you in the next one go make
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sure to go into mixer stream i will uh
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i'll see you
105:56
peace
105:59
oh and for the uh offline viewers oh
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let me go into my comfortable beanie
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mode hold on
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for the offline viewers and the people
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who have stuck around this didn't
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[ __ ] work god damn it [ __ ]
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for the people that stuck around huh
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man i look like a guy hell yeah dude as
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soon as i do this i'm like there you go
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boy mode again
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all right i'll see you in the next one
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peace