00:00
okay how about um we call finn baby no
00:02
accomplish every man
00:04
for himself i'm trying to get my money
00:05
here i'm really about my will
00:08
hey what's up hello we beat you in the
00:11
work
00:11
i'm pretty sure paint sniffer you didn't
00:13
do [ __ ]
00:18
what the [ __ ] is going on someone asked
00:20
if i'm from germany i say yes and they
00:22
say we beat you in the world but
00:23
[ __ ] was a sperm cell
00:25
when that happened i wasn't even a sperm
00:29
cell yet dude
00:30
let's go okay time to turn on your
00:32
webcam so we can have e6 on here
00:36
what are we doing uh no idea yet we're
00:39
waiting for peach and jenna
00:41
i had a thing in mind where jenna and
00:43
peach were do cueing like 2v2 and it was
00:45
you and spiffy
00:46
and spiffy canceled last second
00:49
then i asked verb and he canceled too
00:51
perfectly what are we doing though
00:53
trivia questions game show i got some
00:55
stuff i got some stuff
01:07
we've got a hat
01:12
i'm playing balloons tower defense
01:14
[ __ ] you're holding back my
01:16
stream do you want to get on
01:17
or not i am what do you mean
01:20
talk about your webcam i'm doing it i'm
01:23
[ __ ] sorry
01:25
[Music]
01:39
to sleep i can just watch finster true
01:41
okay hold on one second taking all my
01:42
headphones
01:45
all i got is bad thoughts
01:48
so how's it going guys i got married
01:51
today almost
02:06
sex
02:15
hello sex lord hello
02:25
i'm going with the he was a skater boy
02:27
look hold on
02:28
let me just change stream title because
02:30
we are about to
02:32
i'm going with a raging lesbian look i'm
02:34
going with just got married
02:38
we should have seen how i crushed that
02:39
show it was [ __ ] disgusting
02:41
okay let's see how good i was playing at
02:44
call of duty
02:44
today so i think we both married
02:47
something
02:47
late game show oh i'm playing the
02:51
copyrighted song i can't play this one
02:52
this one's gonna get me [ __ ] banned
02:57
hey this one's gonna get me
03:02
[Music]
03:03
okay now hold still okay i'm gonna
03:07
try to screen capture
03:10
your [ __ ] webcams okay hold
03:13
still what do you mean hold still i'm
03:15
screen capturing your webcams so it was
03:18
first
03:18
i need to hold still down on myself
03:25
[Music]
03:27
look at me i'm a technician actually
03:38
i don't have a second camera sorry baby
03:40
no but you can yeah
03:46
screen share yourself on obs
03:49
yeah i could genius yeah
03:53
so so you sound ghana
03:57
yeah can i finish my [ __ ] stream
03:59
first
04:00
no that's the point i'm facing things
04:04
right now this
04:05
the absolute sass holy [ __ ]
04:08
sorry i just got off a show where
04:10
literally being sassy won me the host
04:12
okay
04:24
it was 2k viewers okay
04:32
so let me know if you guys are happy
04:33
with the camera placement at all
04:35
why am i drinking on my own
04:55
wait can you do the can you do the sound
04:56
effect
05:02
this is so hard to align why can't we
05:04
just be in a [ __ ] zoom call at this
05:05
point
05:07
okay i think i'm getting it i'm getting
05:08
it
05:18
nope i'm a little bit bigger than peach
05:22
stars
05:25
okay i gotta go through here and then
05:26
finn goes to
05:29
oh this is rough
05:33
what's that song called the one we keep
05:35
grabbing out
05:36
help herself
05:39
wait how did i hear that i was just
05:42
jamming to that zone
05:43
how was i listening to that for me maybe
05:46
i'm playing it
05:52
you mind uh moving a bit oh no that's
05:54
fine i got it i got it pretty good now i
05:56
got a pretty good now
05:58
do you ask me to [ __ ] move
06:01
you just put your [ __ ] head down a
06:04
bit
06:06
nice oh look at this i'm actually doing
06:09
it
06:10
but now my alerts are there we go thank
06:13
you so much for the subscription kct
06:16
and rg oh
06:33
uh they got a bit long i just kind of
06:35
took them off
06:36
yourself
06:41
i haven't seen you yet with short nails
06:44
wow well i know fairness i can't get
06:47
them redone
06:48
so like what am i going to do
06:53
yeah fair point i guess
06:57
i just realized that i [ __ ] up my
06:59
entire streamline because
07:01
in order to have your [ __ ] webcams on
07:04
i can't use my thing so i'm gonna have
07:05
to look it up on the phone
07:13
so um
07:43
get my [ __ ] links so that
07:47
i can actually use them for myself
07:53
you're not allowed to click on these
07:55
okay i'm what
07:58
any of this i'm gonna i'm gonna send you
08:00
links that you are not going to click on
08:05
all i got is bad thoughts i gotta make
08:08
sure you could just put them in a
08:10
notepad
08:19
wait who's my teammate yeah there's no
08:21
teammates anymore
08:23
spy for cancelled so we're gonna have to
08:24
do a battle royale
08:26
george you absolute [ __ ] george i
08:28
know you're watching this george you're
08:30
an
08:30
ass i hate you george
08:34
so are you all ready for the [ __ ]
08:36
thing
08:38
i bought a 30-90 yeah
08:41
yeah that was your christmas present
08:44
oh wait was it really
08:49
frieza marisa
08:56
okay guys let's move on peach sit the
08:58
[ __ ] down
09:03
hello hey
09:08
so we're just waiting for jenna now do
09:10
you have anything funny to talk about
09:14
um
09:18
i can't carry the stream after i just
09:20
streamed it's so hard
09:22
i can't carry the stream how do we get
09:25
jenna to talk i got some cold pizza
09:28
that's [ __ ] sick right now and you
09:30
didn't give her a time
09:32
true i mean true but i had to start
09:35
stream
09:36
after that i had to because i was going
09:37
to get hosted so
09:39
just happened do you want to do you want
09:40
to start with some uh things that i have
09:42
prepared
09:44
um oh people got whatever the nails
09:48
oh my god why i like i'm not holding
09:49
your hand anymore they got rid they grew
09:51
out dude what am i gonna do oh
09:53
it gets hard to type doesn't it you just
09:56
want to go ahead and like some of them
09:57
all
09:58
you know lifting a bit so yes that
10:00
happens
10:01
you guys want to go ahead there were
10:04
like
10:04
a whole imagine you're a i'm the host
10:06
hello it's like twice that
10:08
huh how long
10:12
what am i too far away from the mic can
10:14
you not hear me
10:16
i can hear you you just didn't say
10:17
anything okay so here's a thing for you
10:20
someone in chat keep track or i might
10:22
write it down actually
10:23
um i just can't because i don't have a
10:25
monitor anymore but
10:27
uh i'll just put it in here okay peach
10:30
and finn okay let's start the game
10:33
uh do you guys want to drink or not why
10:36
what
10:37
what's happening uh we're starting the
10:39
game first round is trivia questions i'm
10:41
going to
10:41
give you some facts and you're going to
10:43
tell me if they're true or not
10:45
you're going to answer my questions and
10:48
um
10:48
[Music]
10:49
yeah don't click on any of the links
10:51
that might appear
10:57
all good please
11:05
you guys are not drinking right do you
11:06
want to smoke or anything oh i haven't i
11:08
have a drink
11:09
okay finn do you have a drink no do you
11:12
want to get a drink
11:14
should i uh yeah there should be some
11:17
punishment
11:17
to messing up the question
11:20
hmm this pizza slaps bro and it's like
11:23
cold but i don't give a [ __ ]
11:24
it's good i've got warm beer yeah go for
11:27
it i have this desperados that has been
11:29
standing open here for five days and i'm
11:31
gonna use that ah that's [ __ ]
11:34
the grossest [ __ ] well i don't have
11:36
anything else so that's my
11:37
last result okay fine i'll take the
11:40
japanese whiskey that is closed
11:42
it's gonna be worse though but yeah i'm
11:44
the host so are you guys ready for the
11:46
first one
11:47
oh yeah what animal
11:51
is behind the most power outages in the
11:54
us
11:56
rats human animals humans not included
12:00
or mammal possums
12:03
peach just okay how are we gonna do it
12:07
are we gonna do
12:08
one answer or whoever gets a bread first
12:09
let's do whoever gets it right first
12:11
rock are you gonna tell us whenever it's
12:12
right yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna say who
12:14
gets it
12:15
yes
12:18
bears in the us everywhere
12:21
this bears in the uk what animal is
12:23
behind the most power outages
12:26
in the u.s we've been answering [ __ ]
12:28
have they been
12:29
yeah no not right i'm going to tell you
12:31
when it's red
12:32
crows squirrel squirrel is correct
12:36
bam the american public association why
12:40
bears are big they could run into a lamp
12:42
uh
12:43
post i don't know it could have been
12:44
bears tell me you've never been to
12:46
america without saying that you've never
12:48
been to america
12:50
the appa the american public power
12:52
association actually has developed a
12:54
data tracker called the squirrel
12:56
index that analyzes the patterns and and
12:58
timing of squirrel's impact on
12:59
electrical power systems
13:02
so yeah squirrel do [ __ ] [ __ ] up this
13:04
way okay i took a drink oh [ __ ] this is
13:07
going to be
13:07
squirrel [ __ ] [ __ ] finished telling
13:10
myself sunday i'm never drinking on a
13:12
stream again and yet here i am drinking
13:13
on somebody else's stream that looks
13:15
like a nice drink though
13:16
finn is one point ahead [ __ ] amazing
13:18
so pj you take the drink
13:20
okay spider webs were used as
13:24
what in ancient times
13:31
they use them for like threads and [ __ ]
13:37
yeah genuine i can't even think of a use
13:41
for spider webs now
13:43
uh i'm gonna give a hint medical
13:47
sutures stitching
13:50
dates i'm going to count that
13:53
bandages correct
13:57
so yeah they used to wrap your wounds
13:59
and just spider webs which is kind of
14:01
nasty actually
14:04
spider poop i keep on trying to drink
14:06
even if
14:07
is there any like free free
14:10
copyright i can't use my fingers bro i
14:13
don't know if these work anymore uh
14:14
marisa do you have spotify yeah here i'm
14:17
sitting here like
14:18
i'm gonna itch my nose but i don't know
14:19
how anymore this is so weird
14:23
oh my god park chump yo thank you for
14:26
the one
14:27
give me the link give me the link give
14:28
me the link i'm going i'm going i'm
14:30
going
14:32
here you go this is what i play on my
14:33
stream 24 7.
14:36
i'm not gonna drink that
14:41
i'm gonna play it on my end so i don't
14:44
feel awkward
14:47
yeah i'm listening to baby no money
14:51
okay um ready for the next
14:54
it's one and one so far loser at the end
14:57
gets murdered
14:59
it's a mix between old uh 70s uh mute
15:02
pop music
15:03
and also a hundred gex okay
15:06
true or false a third of all your bo
15:10
no a fifth of all your bones are located
15:12
in your foot
15:14
fin true or false a fifth of all your
15:16
bones are located in
15:18
your feet both feet together counting
15:20
double
15:21
oh yeah true no it feels like it should
15:24
be more actually
15:26
no because the hands
15:31
i still think it feels like it should be
15:32
more true
15:34
if you explain your reasoning peach
15:36
might use that false
15:37
false well that [ __ ] sucks how did
15:42
yeah you picked it i don't even get a
15:43
chance no i did i didn't say it's right
15:44
or wrong i said
15:45
i just picked up his answer i say true
15:48
it's actually a fourth so peach is
15:50
correct it's more than a fifth a fourth
15:52
a quarter of all your bones are located
15:54
in both your feet together
15:55
wait what no no wait what one wait no
15:58
you just
15:58
you went is it true or false and it was
16:00
false and you went peach one because she
16:02
said true
16:02
but you said it's not that much right no
16:05
i said it's more
16:06
oh you said it's more okay then you both
16:08
get a point my bad i thought you said
16:11
wrong yeah yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm
16:13
sorry it was a bad question i misspoke
16:16
it i'm sorry stop
16:17
blaming me it's my first time doing this
16:21
i had it all written down on the text
16:23
document how i was gonna ask it
16:25
but that got lost because i have to full
16:26
screen discord
16:28
it's fine i'm playing okay true or false
16:31
or yeah true or false you are more
16:34
likely to get a virus from religious
16:36
websites than porn websites
16:38
true okay that's one point for both of
16:41
you
16:43
i'm going to put down the bites three to
16:45
three actually
16:49
how can we just dance into completely
16:51
different music
16:53
we're all listening to three different
16:56
what were sunglasses originally designed
17:02
for
17:08
sun
17:16
might be useful to think of all the uses
17:18
for sunglasses
17:23
i'm gonna say
17:27
[ __ ] to see in the snow
17:31
sunglasses were originally invented uh
17:34
for
17:34
chinese judges to hide their expressions
17:36
in court
17:38
oh that was yeah we would have guessed
17:40
that one that's that's like a female
17:41
okay you could have okay i would have
17:43
counted i would have counted
17:44
to hide expressions which is a very big
17:48
use for something i was going to say to
17:49
spy on people but
17:55
that's what i use sunglasses for now so
17:58
true or frauds
17:59
cotton candy was invented by a
18:00
hairdresser
18:03
true that just sounds like too weird of
18:05
a fact not to be true to be honest with
18:07
you
18:08
peach is correct cotton candy was
18:09
invented by a dentist
18:13
why dentist yeah sounds awful right not
18:15
a very good dentist huh
18:17
ah take a drink finn take a drink oh
18:19
[ __ ]
18:22
yeah you like that warm beer [ __ ] next
18:25
time know who the [ __ ] make cotton candy
18:27
ho
18:29
[ __ ] yeah this is an interesting fact
18:31
that i don't understand so i can't make
18:32
a question out of it but children of
18:34
identical twins are genetically siblings
18:36
not cousins
18:41
true so no this is this isn't a question
18:44
this is just
18:45
something that i'm bringing out which is
18:46
weird because like does that mean if if
18:48
two identical twins have a child that
18:51
it's not cons
18:52
that it's not it doesn't [ __ ] up their
18:54
genetics
18:56
bro okay next question
18:59
bro i can't [ __ ] think how long okay
19:03
this is whoever is closer
19:04
if you were to drive straight up from
19:06
wherever you are right now we're not
19:08
gonna like
19:09
[ __ ] do mountains or whatever
19:10
straight up into the sky at 60 miles an
19:13
hour
19:13
how long would it take you to reach
19:15
space
19:19
you get in your car you drive straight
19:21
up into space
19:22
60 miles an hour average how long does
19:25
it take
19:26
we do like prices right wall rules
19:28
whoever is closer
19:30
is what i'm going off of a week hours
19:34
a day okay peach says a day you say a
19:37
week
19:42
it actually only takes one hour space is
19:44
not that far away
19:46
drink [ __ ] drink
19:49
it actually does only take one hour to
19:51
go with 60 miles an hour into space
19:54
a week could never be me i would never
19:56
but it was like a thousand thank you so
19:58
much from
19:58
for the thing for magics for the five
20:00
gifted
20:03
i swear it's like a thousand miles up
20:07
a thousand i thought it was 1 500 miles
20:10
up
20:10
well i i guess there's some [ __ ]
20:12
thing about like what do you consider
20:14
space but i think it's
20:15
leaving the atmosphere
20:20
well considering there's no like [ __ ]
20:22
like feedback or
20:23
any resistances okay
20:28
new guess um a corn flake
20:31
in this shape what hold on i gotta go
20:34
so wait wait but
20:37
don't plane rides like go like hundreds
20:41
of miles in the air
20:42
does that mean you're in space it
20:45
doesn't go straight up for like
20:47
he said straight up for for a car how
20:49
long would it take you to get space at
20:51
60 miles an hour
20:52
if you went straight up but planes go
20:53
like this right hold on
20:57
what um no this is i'm not gonna be able
21:00
to
21:01
planes don't go straight up there's
21:03
different levels of the atmosphere
21:06
i see them go straight up i mean like
21:08
when when planes are going
21:09
like don't they go at like 300 400 miles
21:13
sometimes like a thousand miles up
21:15
okay it depends on what atmosphere
21:19
you're getting into i'm sending an image
21:20
of the chat
21:23
so if we're looking at 60 kilometers
21:25
that
21:27
yeah i guess that means you get into the
21:29
mess of fear no it's
21:31
mesos fear whatever that means yeah
21:34
planes
21:34
only go to a certain height and stay
21:36
there just because your plane ride this
21:38
goes one hour doesn't mean it goes
21:39
straight up
21:40
your plane flies forward it doesn't the
21:42
car straight up realized i was thinking
21:44
of
21:44
meters not miles yeah 60 miles an hour
21:48
60 miles an hour is like 1 000 at 100
21:51
kmh
21:52
or something yeah 100 i think okay a
21:55
corn flake
21:56
a kellogg's corn flake in the shape of
21:58
illinois
21:59
sold on ebay for how much
22:03
five bucks
22:06
i'm gonna guess a thousand one thousand
22:08
three hundred and fifty dollars
22:13
i've been drinking man i had j i
22:15
couldn't even guess a clue at that
22:18
man i'm feeling good about myself damn i
22:20
was kind of hoping it was going to be a
22:22
question where i was like
22:23
how much did it sell for and so it's
22:25
solved for you know pennies because who
22:26
the [ __ ] would buy that
22:29
it's illinois it's a square right some
22:32
[ __ ] i don't know what it what is it
22:33
illinois
22:33
i don't know what the [ __ ] illinois
22:35
looks like but i'd buy it you live in
22:37
america
22:38
isn't that like you think i know what
22:40
all 50 states look like
22:41
yeah okay um do you guys want to go next
22:44
we're not at school
22:46
we don't learn the shapes i know what
22:48
cat
22:49
i know what uh california looks like
22:51
yeah me too congratulations what does
22:52
illinois look like
22:54
square okay [ __ ] true or false
22:59
the queen of england owns every single
23:02
swan
23:02
in england she knows she owns the entire
23:05
[ __ ] animal population of swans in
23:07
england
23:10
false would you say finn
23:13
true true the queen owns all the spawns
23:16
in england every swan that is
23:18
in england it belongs to the queen i
23:21
remember at a very
23:22
early age uh getting told like no son
23:25
don't go near the geese if you heard one
23:27
of them the queen will murder you i
23:29
think that's probably what they said
23:31
okay a fortune
23:34
it's a legal time though here's here's
23:36
another one of whoever gets closer
23:38
a fortune cookie company once accurately
23:40
foretold the lottery
23:42
how many people won the lottery with
23:44
that um
23:53
i don't know 100 110 people
23:56
actually went to the lottery typed in
23:58
the numbers and won
24:00
point to finn
24:06
that was pretty good that was pretty
24:07
good boys i think i was pretty good
24:10
i'm feeling good i'm back on top we're
24:12
gonna get peach
24:13
absolutely hammered
24:16
please god no that's all i beg
24:20
asked for it's just not that in 2018
24:24
a meteor exploded over earth with the
24:27
force of
24:27
10 atomic bombs and everyone missed it
24:31
no one ever
24:32
picked it up
24:37
false
24:42
was that a question okay here i'm gonna
24:44
redo the question because i might have
24:45
said it wrong
24:46
weird a meteor once ex
24:49
in 2018 exploded over earth with the
24:52
force of
24:53
10 atomic bombs and ever missed it
24:57
no one notices telling me about it well
25:00
i could make the fact up i'm
25:02
i i've already made stuff up no
25:08
okay so what are you saying is it false
25:13
uh it's true a meteor in 2018 exploded
25:16
over earth
25:17
with 10 000 atomic bombs and everyone
25:18
missed it they only realized that after
25:21
the fact by
25:21
uh studying it
25:25
but they did realize it though yeah but
25:27
they missed it they missed the explosion
25:29
no one no one was no one witnessed it
25:31
they just went and did the research and
25:33
were like oh
25:34
that did happen and no one no one
25:36
noticed it
25:45
how could how could we not see that
25:47
everyone would everyone on earth would
25:49
have seen it since the earth's flat and
25:50
all
25:51
yeah the earth is flat
25:54
well of course i'm sending something to
25:59
my mom
26:01
i'm just sending her an earth flat meme
26:05
saying her birthday gift i forgot up
26:07
until this very moment wow right today
26:10
nice did you say happy birthday to her
26:12
from me
26:14
no i told you to do that i didn't
26:17
purposefully actually
26:18
can you still do it
26:23
it's 2 a.m which arnold schwarzenegger
26:26
movie
26:27
or which right to an arnold
26:28
schwarzenegger movie
26:30
sold for one dollar before it was made
26:34
terminator no one
26:40
i don't know [ __ ] i don't even know it
26:43
i'm just gonna say terminator 2 because
26:45
it's literally the only movie
26:46
it is terminator 1 the rights to the
26:49
movie were sold for one dollar before it
26:51
was made
26:52
before it became one of the biggest
26:53
action movies of its time
26:55
point no no no no what i'm saying is i'm
26:57
saying terminator 2 as in like i'm also
26:59
saying terminator i did not pick the
27:01
second movie
27:01
oh okay okay okay terminate then you get
27:03
a 0.2 i guess
27:05
let's go yeah i was i was thinking are
27:06
you stupid like the rights or the movies
27:08
sell
27:10
or don't sell and then it becomes a big
27:11
movie and then the sequel sells for one
27:13
dollar after it's already like a
27:14
franchise
27:16
that's funny
27:22
bro these questions are rough i'm not
27:23
gonna lie damn rough
27:26
i'm just like aiming in the dark at this
27:28
point
27:29
yeah yeah i can't look at the ones i had
27:36
why this is a weird fact for you this
27:39
isn't the question but sumo wrestlers
27:41
purposefully make babies
27:42
cry for good luck
27:47
true no i said this isn't a question
27:49
this is a fun fact for you
27:51
okay
27:52
[Music]
27:54
here's another fun fact in 2006 this
27:57
isn't the question but
27:59
in 2016 a 155 year old mousetrap finally
28:04
caught a mouse
28:08
that's funny at this one you probably
28:12
know
28:12
that a human can fit in a blue whale's
28:14
veins
28:16
it only in their heart veins and like
28:18
they can't swim in them as people
28:19
thought
28:20
though you could just kind of like sit
28:22
there like this
28:25
yeah like you can't really do much i
28:27
mean they're so crazy creepy but
28:29
not as crazy as people think it is
28:31
that's gotta be a nuts amount of blood
28:33
okay it's uh it's seven to eight uh
28:36
seven to six for peach so i'm gonna
28:38
find one more final question wait am i
28:40
winning yeah you're winning by one point
28:43
get [ __ ] oh my god
28:45
[ __ ] okay here's here's a good one s
28:48
on estimate um you know the beer
28:52
guinness peach
28:54
yeah how many pints of guinness
28:58
are wasted in people's beards
29:01
an estimate a year
29:05
spilling it into beards getting stuck in
29:07
beards how many pints
29:08
how many glasses of guinness are wasted
29:11
in facial hair each year
29:13
approximately 1000.
29:19
i'm gonna guess 10 000.
29:20
[Music]
29:22
an actual research study commissioned by
29:25
guinness found that an estimated 162 000
29:28
pints of irish scope go to waste
29:30
every year via mustaches
29:33
peach congratulations you take home the
29:35
first round finn you get to finish your
29:37
beer
29:39
oh whoa finish that's what happens
29:42
whenever you lose
29:43
okay okay okay it's it's a little full
29:45
yeah don't finish it
29:49
okay um yeah jenna still isn't here how
29:53
about some never have i ever
29:56
oh god okay this jenna person sounds i
29:59
don't like this jenna person who's this
30:00
jenna
30:01
she's streaming we had no schedule
30:04
i know i didn't yeah it was my bad it
30:06
was my bad um
30:08
okay here we go would you guys rather s
30:11
here's a user would you rather would you
30:13
rather start with never have i ever or
30:15
would you rather
30:17
i don't mind actually uh if you guys are
30:20
a little
30:21
would you want to take a little break
30:22
from drinking i think we've done a ton
30:23
of questions
30:24
little break from drinking we can do
30:25
would you rather
30:28
[ __ ] yeah okay um never have i ever i've
30:31
done that like three times now
30:33
if you've done like uh i feel like i've
30:35
done so much never have i ever that i'm
30:37
like
30:38
upset i'm set for life everyone knows
30:40
everything about me
30:41
you'll never stop playing it as long as
30:43
you play vr tracks that's the only
30:45
[ __ ] game people know how to play
30:50
okay i like your 5 000
30:54
channel point reward for flexing session
30:56
i'm redeeming that
30:58
oh and can i read it oh i have 7.5 000
31:01
too
31:02
wait i can't drink i'll save it for
31:04
later i have like 50k
31:05
in your channel on mine
31:09
yeah that is i'm a pretty good streamer
31:12
i don't know if you uh heard
31:14
but yeah i was recently awarded um
31:17
the best streamer recently so okay that
31:20
that's really weird because
31:21
i just got awarded that today while i
31:24
was playing call of duty so
31:26
i think someone is lying in this car
31:28
okay listen up [ __ ]
31:30
he's here's a scary one if
31:33
aliens made first contact to humans
31:37
on earth would you rather have them be
31:39
organic or robotic
31:42
robotic
31:45
by a while organic because how the [ __ ]
31:48
did they get robots
31:50
really oh [ __ ] like if they were robots
31:55
that would mean
31:56
even more advanced technology than we
31:57
could ever i didn't even think about
31:59
that that's a
32:00
that's [ __ ] that's a terrifying
32:02
you're not yeah i don't know the
32:03
terrifying thought of them coming to
32:04
earth and they're just like
32:05
cyborgs
32:09
i'd rather have like cyborgs and know
32:10
that there's something greater out there
32:12
i'd rather have like um [ __ ] green
32:15
blobs to visit us
32:16
than uh terminators coming down to earth
32:19
and being like we are here now
32:21
i know but like the terminator movies
32:22
are kind of dumb because we could just
32:24
like
32:24
emp them right like
32:28
have you ever messaged jenna that we are
32:30
doing this already yeah
32:33
have you just just go talk in a chat
32:35
yeah i'm gonna go tell her in a chat
32:38
should i hold off on it here's one would
32:41
you rather lose the ability to read or
32:42
the ability to speak
32:44
i'll take read any day although twitter
32:47
becomes useless
32:50
but not being able to look at twitter i
32:51
feel like i'd heard
32:53
what i would love that ability if like i
32:56
would take that now
32:58
willingly just that just specifically
33:01
the twitter thing
33:02
would you be rather covered in scales or
33:05
fur
33:09
who says i'm not already
33:12
okay um
33:19
[ __ ] i'm sorry what did you say would
33:22
you rather be covered in scales or fur
33:25
fur i like furries
33:29
i want to change my answer just because
33:31
you said that
33:32
i like furries here's the one that i
33:35
think is pretty gross
33:37
would you rather uh go to prison for one
33:40
year
33:41
or have one year cut of your life
33:44
only a couple of my life i agree
33:52
wait it depends where in your life
33:57
what if the year was cut out what if you
33:59
skipped the years like
34:00
where you learned how to [ __ ] read
34:03
and talk and walk and [ __ ]
34:05
you skip one year like when you're like
34:07
one you're thinking too hard it would
34:08
just be like okay you're going to jail
34:10
do you want to go to jail or do you want
34:12
to lose one year of your life yeah
34:13
no i feel like if you go to jail you'll
34:15
you will lose
34:17
a year of your life while in there just
34:19
from exactly and i just don't want to
34:21
experience that
34:22
that would also cause a lot of trauma
34:24
after exactly
34:27
yeah next
34:31
how do we drink during this situation we
34:33
don't that's why i said
34:34
if you want to do would you rather we're
34:36
going to take a drink from drinking
34:38
[Music]
34:40
i could just drink in the meantime
34:44
if you want i'll take a drink right now
34:47
i'm trying to think of what minks did to
34:49
steal her ideas
34:52
how about we do uh charades
34:58
oh god no trades
35:06
and then remember that you say the thing
35:08
where we do this
35:09
well you don't have your camera on all
35:12
right
35:13
we can't watch without your camera i i'm
35:16
sorry
35:17
i'm sorry it's just i mean i guess it's
35:19
that thing where you go
35:24
it's not showing it's not even showing
35:26
me the thing i could screen share i can
35:27
i can
35:28
i can do this if you want
35:31
hey gg um but now my
35:34
[ __ ] is [ __ ]
35:41
oh that's fin oh no
35:45
yeah okay i guess you prefer that
35:53
we'll get there i'm figuring it out okay
35:59
i don't want to drink my drink if we're
36:01
not doing anything because i don't want
36:02
to get [ __ ]
36:04
nice and easy peach i'm probably going
36:07
to end up getting [ __ ] no matter what
36:09
i'm going to [ __ ] you whoa
36:12
what just kidding um okay
36:16
let's do charades you guys know charades
36:18
we do though no
36:19
i haven't played that in a long time
36:21
okay so take
36:22
basically um what was it what was it
36:24
this is tv show
36:26
this is movie and this is poke
36:29
then you do the words for example
36:32
jurassic park so you do you do movie
36:36
two and then you act on first word
36:38
jurassic is like
36:40
or whatever and then park you know
36:42
whatever right you act it out i'm gonna
36:44
give
36:44
finn you remember how to play it so i'm
36:46
gonna give you the first one
36:48
okay what's the first one
36:51
okay this one's evil i would have said
36:52
mandalorian but how the [ __ ] do you act
36:54
madlorian
36:55
i don't i was terrible at this game
36:57
generally okay um
37:01
i give this two rounds until i give up
37:03
let's see okay
37:05
here is your first
37:09
show i said that it's a show
37:13
well okay it's easy your stream is
37:16
lagging really bad so i don't think it's
37:17
gonna work
37:19
my stream my my twitch or what no no no
37:22
on discord it's just like two frames
37:25
that's fine for me
37:26
okay whatever you got you got your stuff
37:30
how the [ __ ] um
37:37
how the [ __ ] do people not know charades
37:39
i'm sorry that i'm busy having
37:41
sex
37:44
oh [ __ ] uh okay
37:48
all right this one i i have no idea how
37:50
i'm going to do
37:51
two of the words out of these all right
37:53
hold on ready
37:54
[Music]
37:57
ready who am i who am i this is from you
38:00
to people wonder what
38:00
it's peach it's peach no no peach okay
38:03
you don't know how this works okay
38:05
he's either gonna do this okay he's
38:06
either gonna do this which means movie
38:08
right no wait no what's tv tv is
38:12
this right tv show okay it's either a tv
38:15
show a book or a movie depending on what
38:18
he does
38:19
this means tv show right peach i'm gonna
38:22
i'm gonna help you through the first one
38:24
okay say it today
38:26
yeah what are you saying yelling at me
38:28
tv show
38:30
tv tv show tv show oh my god
38:34
you're you're making this very hard
38:35
peach okay peach i'm gonna give you
38:36
audio assistance throughout the first
38:38
one okay
38:38
thank you jenna for the raid okay
38:41
peach okay right just just play along
38:43
finn do you think i'm gonna give her
38:44
audio assistance
38:45
i'll restart again okay tv show
38:49
tv three words
38:54
second word
39:00
now guess calling phone
39:04
call phone call i'm so stressed phone
39:07
call
39:10
says one word god damn it the second
39:13
word he's
39:14
only asking for the second word right
39:15
now
39:17
phone oh my god
39:22
just keep saying the words [ __ ]
39:23
you're ruining it
39:25
thank you so much jenna for the gifted
39:27
no i
39:28
said no if if if he doesn't say yes if
39:31
he doesn't go like
39:32
then it's not fun okay just keep going
39:35
it's looking at peach
39:36
and her absolute the fear in her face
39:52
[Music]
39:55
shiba it cures like what the [ __ ]
39:58
i'm ruining it yeah that's right
40:01
that's right thank you okay peach come
40:03
on you it's not that hard
40:05
what is wrong in your background you
40:07
just keep saying words you just keep
40:09
saying words until he's like yeah that's
40:10
the one okay
40:11
okay right okay phone
40:15
call ring wait call
40:19
okay call so second word call okay
40:28
it's a tv show remember is there
40:30
anything with three words in it and the
40:31
middle word is cool that you can think
40:33
of
40:34
because i got nothing else for the other
40:36
two
40:39
oh [ __ ] i don't watch tv
40:43
uh three words jenna middle
40:46
middleworld
40:49
middle word we're playing charades for
40:51
some damn right
40:54
i think we were trying to feel time
40:55
before you got here uh
40:57
right first word
41:02
page who's doing this yeah it's been
41:04
it's
41:06
okay first word first word work it finn
41:10
what's the charade l how does
41:13
phrase even work do i guess what i'm
41:14
taking today oh you guys both don't know
41:16
how to play arrow
41:17
this is hmm
41:20
[Music]
41:21
this is garbage i'm not gonna be able to
41:23
do this okay this is garbage i'm not
41:26
gonna be able to do that
41:27
let's do something easier let's do
41:28
something else like yeah
41:30
never have i ever okay so the thing was
41:32
better call saul
41:34
i was trying to do a greater than simple
41:36
how do you symbolize soul
41:38
you don't you don't i i i was guessing
41:40
like if you get
41:41
these nuts if i was guessing if you get
41:45
better and call then it would have been
41:47
obvious right
41:49
yeah did i tell you went to the doctors
41:52
earlier today
41:53
no they you said i had
41:57
likma what's the ligament
42:03
like my nuts okay you guys ready to go
42:06
back to trivia or what
42:08
i guess oh yeah here's here's here's the
42:11
thing that you guys can do
42:13
okay fin make up a lie about yourself
42:15
and two truths
42:17
and they have to guess which one is
42:18
which on the [ __ ] spot but you gotta
42:21
give me some time here
42:22
yeah you guys can think of some too what
42:24
we're gonna do now is
42:25
each person makes up two truths and one
42:28
lie
42:29
and you present them and the person who
42:31
sniffs out the lie
42:32
gets a point if you don't get a point
42:33
you drink
42:36
okay can i go grab my alcohol really
42:38
quick yes
42:39
okay wait i'm sorry you're so generous
42:43
and amazing marisa can i just say that
42:46
i'm so glad i'm a sub in this channel
42:49
i'm so
42:50
glad that i'm just you know i have all
42:52
the emotes
43:02
i lost my [ __ ] sub counter [ __ ]
43:04
that's gonna that's gonna make me
43:06
lose subs
43:09
which one is it i can't find my [ __ ]
43:12
i can't find my subconscious
43:16
oh [ __ ] it's this one oh dude yes the po
43:19
boxes
43:19
have been so nuts recently i got like a
43:22
um
43:23
i got [ __ ] i'm getting a ton of
43:25
packages in the [ __ ] thing i open one
43:27
of them
43:28
like a whole box of um chocoma
43:35
what's chock chocolate [ __ ]
43:45
hello goose i'm trying to find
43:48
things that isn't revolving around sex
43:52
but that's
43:53
whatever my mind goes to
43:59
that spotify song is awfully loud
44:08
my god this beer is terrible it's been
44:11
sitting
44:12
at you it is a me problem it's a paradox
44:15
thank you so much for
44:21
is going to be very watching
44:25
hmm
44:28
i can't think [ __ ] anything bro i
44:31
don't know why my mind's
44:32
dead i i don't either this is really
44:35
hard
44:36
yeah it has to be something
44:41
yeah you can cheese it finn usually
44:43
cheeses it with these
44:45
i didn't cheese it i won last time yeah
44:47
which is cheese
44:48
you were cheesing it cheese you cheesed
44:51
it hard when you were like
44:52
i you told me like oh i cut my finger
44:54
really badly and then you're like i cut
44:56
something out of my finger and i'm like
44:57
yeah that's it and you're like no
44:59
no actually it was just a little cut
45:01
yeah but you did the same [ __ ]
45:03
you weren't like my favorite source it's
45:05
subway is this thing and i'm like
45:07
i i but i know it because i know you
45:09
better so
45:11
maybe you just don't tell me the full
45:12
truth you cheesed it i was just better
45:14
at it i didn't cheese anything
45:19
okay jenna have you have had time to
45:21
make up two truths and one lie
45:23
the truths in one lie yes and people
45:26
have to sniff it out
45:27
feel stressed out um
45:34
i can't i can i guess i can work on the
45:36
go am i right on the spot right now
45:39
but we're all trying to come up with
45:40
something yeah this is hard
45:50
i didn't think i'd actually have to
45:51
think today no neither
45:54
it should have been done if it helps i'm
45:57
not going to be competing in this one
45:59
honestly it might be easier to fool
46:01
these two honestly it doesn't help
46:03
because now we've got to do everything
46:06
oh you've got to think of stuff uh
46:12
[ __ ]
46:16
i believe well in the meantime i'll tell
46:17
you guys about that twitch prize
46:19
encourage everyone here
46:23
so in the meantime how about some um
46:26
interesting facts for the viewers
46:29
there's something interesting guys
46:31
um
46:37
the russians uh in the 1908 olympics the
46:40
russians arrived
46:41
12 days late because they were using the
46:43
wrong calendar
46:47
and they were using the the
46:50
julius caesar calendar
46:58
elvis presley's manager sold i hate
47:01
elvis presley badges
47:06
that's something that i would do if i
47:07
was a pizza mod just so like i hate
47:09
peach jars stickers
47:11
i think like they're already planning
47:13
that
47:14
they probably are as we speak paper bags
47:18
can be worse for the
47:20
environment than plastic bags wow
47:25
wow i didn't know that who knew plastic
47:28
was more harmful than paper
47:30
the fastest way in the world has
47:32
scoliosis
47:35
okay i think i got mine do you want to
47:38
start
47:39
i don't know yeah okay present them
47:41
peach
47:42
i have to go first okay um
47:46
olive garden always makes me throw up
47:59
um i don't know my multiplication table
48:02
at all called a declaration table and
48:05
i've never
48:06
actually eaten ass before
48:12
i feel like i'd actually be really sad
48:14
if you've never genuinely tried to eat
48:16
ass before
48:17
so i'm gonna say that one's a lie finn
48:20
what about you
48:24
she tweets a lot about eating ass are
48:27
you not
48:29
you tweeted today about it oh oh i
48:32
i talked about how like people are
48:35
supposed to be like
48:36
bidets or something yeah no i said oh
48:39
your man eats ass
48:40
that's not your man honey that's a bidet
48:42
a little wet wipe
48:45
[Music]
48:46
hmm
48:48
yeah no i'm going i'm saying that that's
48:50
that's the lie i'm gonna agree with
48:51
jenna here
48:52
i've definitely eaten ass before yeah
48:54
there we go
48:57
okay jenna do you have your lies i do
49:00
okay are you ready to reach the three of
49:03
them
49:04
yes yes okay one i have had chicken pox
49:09
two i have almost been killed by a horse
49:12
three i have almost been strangled to
49:15
death
49:17
hmm number one
49:23
that's a lot of death and disease uh
49:27
the horse thing seems too too
49:30
far-fetched to be
49:31
to be the lie i feel like that's
49:33
something you can't just make up
49:35
yeah i agree but i mean like it's up to
49:38
you for sure yeah i agree
49:39
interesting hmm
49:45
i'm going with uh i'm gonna go i'll go
49:48
with the uh
49:49
the strangling one that's the that's a
49:51
lie
49:53
okay is that your final answer yes
49:56
okay uh mary's what's your final answer
49:59
oh i wasn't participating but i'm gonna
50:01
go with
50:02
you definitely i'm gonna go with the
50:05
chicken pox
50:06
okay peach it was a chicken pox one
50:10
oh my god marisa and peach are correct
50:12
finn you are wrong
50:16
i don't know what's the story behind the
50:19
strength
50:19
yeah explain and i was i'm the whole uh
50:23
and the horse one you wouldn't explain
50:25
both yeah those are two things i feel
50:27
like i need a backstory from
50:29
well okay so i used to ride horses all
50:31
the time and there was this horse named
50:33
pepperoni that i was writing
50:35
and i went to go i went to go clean them
50:37
after writing a moccasins
50:39
and some like little kid luckily i still
50:41
had my riding helmet on
50:42
but i was like mucking his hooves uh
50:46
but some little kid like ran in front of
50:47
him and spooked him so he like kicked
50:50
but and he smashed my helmet like
50:52
completely
50:53
like in and
50:56
like i had the worst concussion of my
50:58
life and if i didn't have my helmet on i
51:00
would have most certainly
51:02
been killed fair and this frankly that
51:05
thing
51:06
is i had a really abusive ex and one
51:09
time we were trying to help him move
51:10
into his apartment
51:12
and i didn't carry in his tv right so he
51:16
like pushed me up against the wall and
51:18
tried to strangle me
51:19
luckily i have a restraining i thought
51:22
it would be a little nicer like
51:23
you get strangled by a dog
51:26
i mean like if we're we're going to
51:29
truce one lie i'm going to go hard on
51:31
this
51:32
so oh what the sorry wait
51:35
wait i just misclicked on discord and it
51:37
just zoomed in completely on your tits
51:43
with the priority discord knows
51:46
all right i've managed to come up with
51:55
i'm trying to think of one that you
51:56
don't know about reason well i'm yeah
51:58
that's why i wasn't going to participate
51:59
but i'm just going to be the last one to
52:00
answer and [ __ ] it
52:01
okay right number one i
52:05
have more girls clothes now than guys
52:08
clothes
52:10
that's why number two number two
52:14
i have once shaved my friend's head with
52:16
a pair of garden shears
52:20
shinxing and i
52:25
uh actually used to be pretty good at
52:26
the guitar
52:28
comparable actually could play a lot of
52:30
songs
52:32
um i'm gonna say
52:37
it's either it's either the guitar the
52:39
garden cheers
52:40
i think it's guitar i remember you
52:43
saying that you played an instrument but
52:44
i don't remember it being guitar
52:49
he's not a very good friend not a very
52:51
good friend
52:52
okay what the [ __ ] instrument did i play
52:54
finn
52:56
flute what instrument did i play finn
52:59
flute
53:00
nope never played flute my life plays
53:02
the [ __ ] didgeridoo
53:07
oh i played the trombone wow oh
53:10
pretty close
53:26
what was the last one i think it's the
53:28
last one
53:29
guitar guitar it's it has to be the
53:31
guitar the garden cheers
53:33
i'm gonna go with the guitar because i'm
53:35
pretty sure he's gonna be like yeah i
53:36
played the guitar i just wasn't good at
53:38
it
53:40
but he said he was good at the guitar
53:42
yeah that's the thing i
53:43
i think that's the light because he
53:44
wasn't good at the guitar
53:50
i was garbage at my guitar i did
53:51
terribly
53:53
right yeah absolutely yeah i was
53:55
absolutely terrible to be honest with
53:56
you i just want i just remembered the
53:58
fact about shaving my friend's head with
54:00
garden shears and i just wanted to say
54:02
that
54:03
because that was very fun
54:06
i feel like i could see you doing that
54:08
yeah it was not my idea it was his idea
54:10
he was doing like a uh a charity thing
54:13
like he did like um he was collecting
54:15
money for charity
54:16
so essentially what that meant for a
54:18
group of his friends was we just gave
54:20
him three pounds and we
54:21
went at his hair with garden shears
54:23
because he didn't have any razors so we
54:25
just
54:26
but he did have garden chairs i think we
54:28
were like 15.
54:30
at least he had garden shears
54:33
at least his mom did i don't think his
54:34
mom knew about it which was fun
54:37
okay here's one uh here's one for you um
54:42
oh [ __ ] i just remembered one one thing
54:44
that was going to use that as she told
54:45
finn like 10 minutes ago
54:47
um tell me [ __ ]
54:51
i want to pee you want to go pee then we
54:54
can i can have some more time
54:57
all right you're thinking i'm i don't
54:59
know if we're doing another round of
55:00
this i'm still thinking of
55:01
the last one for this one you want to do
55:03
another run you three conversate i'm
55:05
gonna repeat
55:06
do you wanna do another round of this
55:07
after yeah i'm writing down if we have
55:10
time to think about it i'm done
55:12
i like that trivia stuff too or like
55:14
truth or dare
55:15
yeah you missed a bunch of the trivia
55:17
actually i can re-ask you them should i
55:20
should i re-ask you them and uh
55:24
i have i have some trivia i can do some
55:26
trivia right now um one of the
55:28
some of them were like whoever is closer
55:30
though so you can't do
55:32
those
55:36
what animal is behind the most power
55:39
outages in the us
55:46
you're very quiet i have you on 200 i
55:47
can barely hear you
55:50
squirrel correct holy [ __ ] that's a
55:53
point
55:55
god her brain is bigger than her boobs
55:59
spider webs were used as what in ancient
56:01
times
56:03
medically medically bandages
56:06
correct
56:10
[Music]
56:12
one quarter of all your bones are
56:14
located in your feet
56:18
or false true or false
56:21
[Music]
56:25
there's also a bunch located in your
56:27
hand uh i'd say false it's true
56:30
actually is it true yeah one quarter in
56:33
your feet
56:36
wait wait wait wait what was the
56:37
question one quarter of all your bones
56:39
are located in your feet
56:41
uh i thought you were saying like like
56:43
majority
56:45
not one quarter oh okay number one
56:48
okay what websites are you more likely
56:51
to get a computer virus from
56:54
uh religious sites or porn sites
56:59
just heights correct
57:03
religious sites give you more give you
57:05
more viruses than porn
57:09
i feel like there's more download
57:11
prompts on religious sites than there
57:13
are
57:13
porn sites you know what i mean because
57:15
usually with porn sites it's like stream
57:18
yeah you know what i mean there's a lot
57:20
more ads though i guess
57:21
there's a lot more like click here to
57:23
see uh
57:25
hot singles in your area not that i've
57:27
ever been not that i've ever
57:29
seen what porn is i feel like yeah i
57:30
feel like porn doesn't give you a
57:32
necessarily virus they just want you to
57:33
look at their ads
57:36
okay um other than blocking the sun or
57:40
not other than
57:41
well apart from blocking the sun what
57:42
were sunglasses
57:44
originally invented for
57:47
getting [ __ ] uh wrong actually do you
57:50
want to try again
57:53
now i think peach would be very happy
57:54
with the answer
57:56
the correct answer is that it was
57:58
designed for chinese judges to hide
58:00
their facial
58:01
expressions in court and afterwards they
58:03
realized damn that might be pretty good
58:04
to block the sun
58:06
i liked my answer better quite frankly
58:09
cotton candy
58:10
was designed or invented by a
58:12
hairdresser
58:14
true or frauds am i the only one
58:18
answering these right yeah because
58:19
they already answered these
58:23
cotton candy was invented by a
58:25
hairdresser
58:26
yes true false it was invented by a
58:30
dentist
58:32
which is awful right it seems like a cop
58:35
out but fine i mean it's just such a
58:38
random thing like because i'm thinking
58:40
back to like
58:40
turkish uh you know they're like candy
58:43
like floss type stuff
58:45
with like the honey yeah yeah i feel
58:48
like that's the
58:49
predecessor to cotton candy but
58:53
let's see how close you get to this one
58:55
jenna um
58:57
if you drove up with your cars in a
58:59
straight line to heaven
59:01
at 60 miles an hour how long would it
59:04
take you to get to space
59:06
heaven or just straight up if you're
59:09
you're trying to get me to do math
59:12
just guess how long would it take me
59:15
if you drove straight up vertical line
59:17
into into the sky
59:19
at 60 miles but heaven not having just
59:22
space
59:23
to space to space space not like to
59:25
space but
59:26
where in space out of the atmosphere
59:29
space is all encompassing
59:30
so where in space outer space you you
59:33
wanna you're gonna get to outer space
59:38
so you're just are you just saying like
59:40
outside of the stratosphere of earth
59:42
yes how many hours
59:46
or how long it is
59:50
how many how long does it take to now
59:52
for nasa to do a launch
59:53
it doesn't take that long
59:58
i mean it takes less than a few hours
60:00
for nasa to put a rocket in orbit
60:05
it does it okay so let's consider here
60:08
there's on the level of atmosphere that
60:10
you're going to there's
60:11
level yeah that's what i'm saying it
60:13
just says outer space
60:15
um there's in consideration uh when you
60:18
drive
60:19
in this question drive up at 60 miles an
60:21
hour there's no resistances there's no
60:22
fuel there's no nothing
60:24
just pure based on distance
60:28
on distance so am i giving you a
60:30
distance answer or a time answer
60:32
how long it takes at 60 miles an hour
60:35
to reach outer space if you drove up
60:37
into a straight oh so now we have at 60
60:39
miles per hour let me i said my [ __ ]
60:51
and those rockets move way faster than
60:53
60 miles per hour
60:55
doesn't take them an hour i i that's
60:58
what i'm saying i would need
61:00
okay average rocket
61:05
launch okay you're googling now you're
61:07
someone saying they go as fast as a
61:08
rocket no i'm i'm i'm
61:10
i'm searching average lot average locket
61:13
ranch oh rocket launcher speed
61:19
eighteen thousand miles per hour speed
61:21
nine times as fast as the average
61:29
yeah i'm giving a lot of it a lot of
61:30
stuff here
61:35
uh well i mean the question does have a
61:36
lot of insufficient data so just answer
61:38
it for me mary said
61:40
it takes an hour takes an hour that
61:43
makes sense
61:45
he get a thin guest a week and i guess
61:48
today
61:48
so i just won by default because i guess
61:50
i was i was going to guess
61:52
a day because it's like a rocket launch
61:54
doesn't take that much time but at the
61:55
rate of 60 miles per hour i'd have to do
61:57
math for it
61:58
okay um i have some truths and lines
62:01
lined up if you guys want to
62:02
do that for me um i need one here's one
62:06
yeah here's here's one um
62:10
i forgot my first one it's over okay
62:12
okay okay okay okay
62:14
okay i got it i got it i got it i got it
62:16
um
62:17
i'm gonna go with pizza jenna first um
62:22
so fingers last
62:26
my absolute favorite my absolute
62:28
favorite drink
62:29
is a whiskey cola i get it every time i
62:31
go to a bar
62:33
whisky cola is my favorite
62:36
um before ever having done makeup
62:39
and not knowing what the [ __ ] to do i
62:42
already spend
62:43
over or not over almost 1 000 on it
62:47
without ever having done it i bought it
62:49
for almost a thousand dollars and never
62:51
used it
62:52
or never have had used it and
62:55
number three
62:59
i actually just had one but i forgot it
63:01
um
63:01
[Music]
63:03
oh yeah the most expensive piece of
63:05
clothing i ever bought was a
63:07
ring from gucci that cost me 950
63:11
dollars the last one is a lie
63:16
i know the most expensive thing you own
63:18
makeup's expensive so that one's the
63:20
truth
63:21
what was the first one first one is my
63:23
favorite drink is whisky cola
63:26
we have matching rings that ring's
63:30
stupid by the way it's i cuz
63:34
i left that i don't think i don't think
63:35
it's 900.
63:38
i don't know i know it that's not her
63:40
most expensive item i can already tell
63:42
you multiple pairs of shoes that she
63:43
owns that is over that price
63:45
multiple i can tell you at least one at
63:48
least
63:49
the air jordans yeah you're correct here
63:51
um you're correct uh i'm a
63:53
complete [ __ ] the lie was supposed to
63:56
be the whiskey cola and i just put a
63:57
second lie in there
63:59
on accident so yeah
64:02
wait the lie was supposed to be the
64:03
whiskey cola you legitimately do always
64:05
order a whisk yeah yeah because they
64:06
don't have caipirinhas
64:08
because they don't have caprenias you
64:09
know how much i love cabernet
64:11
every time okay as soon as i have a
64:12
caprenia i'm going i'm trying to do it
64:14
you ordered
64:15
you ordered the whiskey colas all the
64:16
time because no one makes caipirinhas
64:18
that's a problem no one makes them
64:19
however
64:20
was i supposed to know that perennial
64:22
well that's the point you're not
64:23
supposed to know okay
64:24
anyways yeah that would have been that
64:25
would have been the lie it would have
64:26
been a good light but then i
64:28
somehow thought it would be good to put
64:30
in another light which i didn't mean to
64:33
yeah well good job guys yeah my most
64:35
expensive
64:36
pair of clothing is my jordans they cost
64:38
me one thousand
64:41
i made three more and i worked hard on
64:44
these so y'all are gonna
64:45
y'all are gonna answer this okay
64:48
um i've ran from the cops before i've
64:51
gotten
64:52
caught by the cops for having sex in a
64:53
parking lot and i've set a field on fire
64:56
before
64:58
i know you're running we're on the same
65:00
team or do
65:01
mary's and them have to we're all trying
65:03
to work this out
65:04
we're all going we're free to see him at
65:06
this
65:09
repeat them peach um i've ran from the
65:12
cops before
65:14
i've gotten caught by the cops for
65:16
having sex in a parking lot
65:18
and i've set a field on fire before it's
65:20
either two or three
65:24
i can't remember which order i set them
65:25
in
65:28
two i'm gonna say two which one was that
65:30
one
65:32
you got in trouble for having sex
65:36
so like you're not allowed to have sex
65:37
here in america like outside your house
65:39
even in a car
65:41
oh [ __ ] that's like
65:44
technically you mean you're a [ __ ] uh
65:46
freak you did everything at cosplay
65:48
conventions so i feel like
65:50
you would have probably done that i
65:51
don't know if you would have gotten
65:52
caught though because
65:54
what kind of police officer just walks
65:55
by and deciding to be caught and even
65:57
then
65:58
like this the type of police that go
66:00
through like the parking lots are like
66:03
it like the store police it's not like
66:05
anyone that's actually going to get you
66:06
like
66:07
with charges how big was the field
66:11
i was gonna say the funniest [ __ ]
66:12
thing about all of this is we've
66:14
operated on the assumption we've just
66:15
gone yeah yeah peach would burn a field
66:17
like the other stuff we got a question
66:20
it would happen to her an accident she's
66:21
chaotic
66:23
the peach would peach looks like the
66:24
type of girl to burn a field
66:27
raptor ray thank you for the sup
66:30
okay jenna what's your answer
66:33
two or three which girl give me one
66:36
give me one i'm gonna say peach didn't
66:38
get caught having sex in a parking lot
66:42
that's what i was saying but peach is
66:44
kind of kinky though
66:46
yeah i feel like she would have done it
66:47
but not good got caught oh that's got to
66:49
be the same thing like she could have
66:51
definitely done it but like even if she
66:52
got caught there wouldn't have been any
66:53
repercussion
66:54
so it's like i feel like he should feel
66:58
really guilty about setting a field on
67:00
fire
67:01
no i don't i
67:06
i'm gonna say
67:09
i think three i'm gonna flip a coin are
67:12
you serious
67:13
i don't even remember which one is two
67:14
or three so you're just gonna have to
67:15
tell me which one you're picking
67:17
okay i don't have a coin but i have a
67:19
hair clip
67:20
okay this is the top uh
67:24
two if it's the bottom three i don't
67:26
remember which one these are three
67:29
which one is that one the field you
67:31
setting your field on fire
67:32
okay finn i'll go with number two which
67:35
was the
67:36
uh i i think it's some technicality
67:39
with like your um caught for doing
67:42
something by the cops i think it's a
67:44
technicality and it's either going to be
67:45
you weren't caught or it was caught for
67:47
something else
67:47
so i think it's that uh i've never set a
67:51
field on fire but i watched someone set
67:52
a field on fire [ __ ]
67:54
[ __ ]
68:00
um i was in high school whenever i
68:04
couldn't have sex at my parents house
68:06
obviously and i was in a like
68:09
theme not a theme park but like a
68:11
go-cart parking lot
68:12
and it was empty a cop rolls up on us i
68:15
see him coming up so what i did was i
68:17
threw on clothes as fast as i could and
68:19
i started fake crying
68:20
and when the cop came up and asked what
68:22
we were doing i told him that we were
68:23
breaking up
68:24
and i got away with oh wow but we still
68:26
left still got caught
68:28
oh and then i ran from the cops because
68:31
i got caught underage drinking so i
68:32
jumped a fence
68:34
i thought it was gonna be the skittles
68:35
thing you've been arrested for someone
68:37
today with skittles
68:38
no that was smarties that was smarties
68:40
because everyone knows that
68:41
and then the field um someone was
68:43
setting up yeah i know kinks in a few
68:45
years
68:46
i literally turned around i know people
68:48
peach would feel too
68:49
guilty hurting nature i know people well
68:52
what happened was essentially
68:53
we were like in this ranch and this dude
68:55
like the field caught on fire from the
68:57
fireworks that we were setting off
68:59
so all these rednecks jump in these like
69:01
tractors and trailers and they just
69:02
start running over the fire as fast as
69:04
they can it was pretty crazy that was
69:06
cool
69:07
nothing nobody got harmed holy [ __ ]
69:10
that's gonna be hard to follow up
69:14
wait who do you want jenna or me
69:17
let finn go first i don't have at the
69:20
judges operation we don't have to do
69:21
more i was just thinking that entire
69:23
time after my turn
69:24
if you have one i've thought of three
69:26
more as well
69:29
i'm just really happy i guess correctly
69:32
i keep getting some in my head but then
69:33
i forget them and then i
69:35
have a zero again i gotta see something
69:41
hold on i gotta say something
69:44
all right huh i love how i don't even
69:48
know who's supposed to be drinking i
69:50
just be drinking
69:51
i don't think that i don't think we're
69:52
going where anyone's supposed to be
69:54
phenom meow rizzo you guys have to take
69:56
a drink
70:00
what
70:07
japanese whiskey it's 45 and this is
70:10
yeah
70:11
this is the only thing i have left so i
70:12
have to drink this pure
70:15
mary's let me take you to japan i want
70:17
to take peach for japan too
70:19
i was gonna come to japan with you guys
70:21
but [ __ ]
70:23
[ __ ] happened uh pandemic yeah i was
70:25
gonna uh jessica invited me to come
70:27
along with you guys
70:29
of course she did we have the best time
70:31
i wish i wish i wish i wish but [ __ ]
70:34
pandemic [ __ ] i want i want to take you
70:38
to
70:38
nara where they have all like the deer
70:41
so you can like but they do bow but they
70:44
also headbutt you and i feel like marisa
70:46
would 100 head butt
70:49
head put it back i would have had fun a
70:51
[ __ ] deer head butts or she just
70:53
starts [ __ ] wrestling it bro
70:55
i would i don't would
71:09
okay thank you do yours all right i just
71:12
recently completed one okay
71:14
right number one uh just now as we've
71:18
been talking i've bought a replica
71:20
m4 bb gun i wanted one i wanted a real
71:23
metal one
71:24
i like my bb guns one of them broke my
71:26
pistol broke anyway
71:27
uh next one bit more simple i have
71:30
almost drowned um
71:35
next one this one sucked i have not
71:38
personally
71:39
cleaned this house my house in three
71:42
months now
71:45
there's ever since i left a relative
71:48
level are we talking like a deep cleaner
71:50
general cleans or minimal cleaning oh he
71:52
doesn't clean at all he doesn't even
71:53
pick up like his food
71:54
i know he's thrown out some trash lately
71:58
but i don't know if you count that as
71:59
cleaning oh
72:02
tidying i'd suck it's like actually
72:04
clean
72:05
[ __ ] you messy as hell i it's number
72:07
three
72:08
you're trying to guess the line how much
72:11
oh
72:12
[Laughter]
72:15
second wait what were my options again i
72:17
know the bb gun bb gun almost drowned
72:19
and then cleaning
72:21
i'm gonna say almost drowned is the lie
72:24
oh sorry it's the
72:25
it's the lie i could totally see you
72:28
buying a bb gun right now
72:30
i would i would too that's that's why i
72:32
can't think it's a lie because i wasn't
72:34
[ __ ]
72:45
yeah you're so smug you think you're
72:48
fine you're nuts why it's one it's one
72:53
marisa um
72:56
what were they again
73:00
god [ __ ] damn it sorry i'm thinking
73:01
of my own this is so hard
73:03
that's so hard right i've just now oh
73:06
you just bought it again 100
73:10
and at an m4 it's a sig sauer one it's
73:13
made of all metal
73:14
yeah you just bought it i know that
73:16
almost
73:18
uh [ __ ] i just got caught up on that
73:20
earlier
73:21
did a new chapter okay the [ __ ] is this
73:26
other one is uh i've almost drowned and
73:28
i have not personally
73:30
cleaned this house in three months
73:33
but people are saying okay you didn't
73:34
clean the house that was your sister
73:36
and uh you did buy a thing
73:40
you did a mainstream where you cleaned
73:42
finn apparently
73:43
who knows why are you what was the other
73:45
one i'm zoning out i'm just gonna go
73:47
random it's
73:48
uh what would you guys say i'm gonna hop
73:49
on that
73:52
uh we're going with one uh one was what
73:58
sorry bb gun we begin i know you bought
74:00
that i think
74:01
i think you actually bought that no okay
74:03
maybe you were thinking about buying it
74:05
me and jenna are you both are we both
74:06
reading the comic right now
74:08
okay okay i think i think you you didn't
74:10
buy it i think you were thinking about
74:11
buying it
74:13
i don't think you bought it either
74:18
no i have not bought it but it is that
74:21
you're too easy you started smoking i
74:22
was smiling about it because
74:24
i was smiling about it because i was
74:26
looking at them like as soon as they're
74:27
done with this i'm pressing buy
74:29
okay okay here's mine i go i'm gonna buy
74:32
it now the most money i've ever
74:35
spent or lost or like given away
74:38
right the most money that has ever left
74:40
my pockets in a day
74:42
was a few days ago when i when the
74:45
stocks started blowing up and i thought
74:46
it would be funny to invest
74:48
a whole lot into gamestop and dosecoin
74:51
so i uh with finn together we spent
74:54
about 15k
74:57
now five on doj 10 on gamestop but we
75:00
shared it
75:00
so but you didn't didn't give me the
75:03
money
75:04
you didn't give me the money so i it was
75:06
my money going
75:07
told me how much you how much i owe you
75:10
we'll do that afterwards yeah 15k went
75:13
out of my pocket that was the most
75:14
money that i've ever like i finished
75:16
that was the most money i've ever
75:17
like used in a day was um 15 000 a few
75:21
days ago
75:22
um my most expensive
75:25
figurine or replica or statue is from
75:28
naruto
75:29
it's a hashirama dragon wood dragon
75:33
with a wood golem um that's my most
75:35
expensive
75:36
figurine or figure or statute any any
75:40
any collectible that i've ever bought
75:41
you're iron man
75:43
and uh earlier today i got blood taken
75:47
and for the first time ever i've never
75:48
had this happen you know when they have
75:49
like
75:50
five or six capsules they fill up
75:53
the last one towards the end it just
75:55
wouldn't fill up so there was no blood
75:57
coming out of me
75:58
and the woman was like like shaking my
76:00
arm it's like
76:02
where's nothing coming on and oh my god
76:04
oh no i'm empty you emptied me you
76:06
[ __ ] drained me [ __ ]
76:07
and then it was like pulsating and it
76:09
was just like giving little droplets
76:12
just giving a little droplet so yeah
76:13
that's my thing most money spent ever in
76:15
a day was uh on stocks
76:17
most expensive figurine that i own
76:19
hashirama from naruto
76:21
and today my bullet didn't work anymore
76:24
um i'm gonna say number one i feel like
76:28
there's just some details there that
76:29
you're lying about i was there the day
76:31
that you made those investments but i
76:33
don't remember it being that big are
76:34
y'all sharing it
76:38
next time that's the lie i don't see is
76:40
that yeah it's also weird
76:42
for her to lie about whenever we were
76:44
like around that situation
76:46
yeah i'm gonna go for number two i think
76:48
the ironman bust is your most expensive
76:50
figure
76:52
did you mean lost or spent in a day
76:56
um i mean most money that went out of my
76:58
pockets
76:59
to somewhere else so let's say i give i
77:02
give
77:02
like 20k i [ __ ] put it
77:07
in a ground or something like i okay i
77:09
would consider
77:10
if i put in stocks if i don't get it
77:12
back that it's gone the money is gone i
77:14
bought stocks with it i
77:16
purchased okay i lost money if i get it
77:19
back i get it back but in that moment i
77:20
don't have it anymore
77:22
i consider that like spending money
77:27
so the most money that has ever left my
77:29
pocket back in the card blah blah blah
77:31
was
77:31
when we bought stocks
77:35
and three except for that one i feel
77:37
like this i feel like the stocks thing
77:39
i'm going for that
77:43
jenna i one you're rooted or you're just
77:45
required
77:46
muted no you're just really quiet i
77:49
think it's the software
77:50
figure
77:55
over the options first option is
77:58
the most money i've ever spent in a day
78:01
was a few days ago on stocks
78:04
the second one my most expensive
78:05
figurine or collectible
78:07
is from naruto it's a naruto figurine
78:10
with a dragon and
78:12
number three is today when i was getting
78:15
blood taken
78:16
my blood suddenly stopped flowing and
78:18
nothing came out anymore and the doctors
78:20
were confused about that
78:22
so which one is a lie yeah you have to
78:24
pick that one or three
78:26
it was the second one the figure
78:29
i'm still waiting for jenna's answer
78:31
well what was the second one
78:32
the second one is that my most expensive
78:35
figurine that i own is from naruto
78:38
wait what other figurines do you own
78:41
um i don't i don't have any life-size
78:44
iron man torso i have uh
78:46
no i'm going with anything i'm going
78:48
with that one 100
78:49
is going to be more expensive yeah i'm
78:52
i'm on this train
78:53
okay so what do you all you're saying
78:55
too
78:56
yeah so
79:01
you guys believe it or not
79:06
this thing is actually more expensive
79:08
than the iron man
79:09
this comes at about 1.2 k while the iron
79:13
man was only 1 000.
79:14
wait wait wait i'm talking like initial
79:16
initial price
79:18
did you i bought this for 1 200 did you
79:20
buy from a reseller or did you buy
79:22
direct
79:23
i bought a reseller but it's worth 100.
79:25
okay that explains it what's the initial
79:27
price for your
79:28
bust and what's the initial price for
79:30
your naruto statue
79:32
well the question was what's the next
79:34
most expensive thing that i bought
79:37
the most expensive figurine that i own
79:39
is this because it's worth the most
79:42
right it's my most expensive figurine
79:46
the lie was the money the most money
79:48
i've ever spent in a day was paying 50k
79:50
on taxes
79:52
uh-huh oh come on i thought it sucks
79:57
all right yeah the iron man's so much oh
80:00
my god
80:00
first try i guess wait you haven't paid
80:03
it yet though
80:04
no i did pay it when 2020.
80:08
last year for my taxes in 2018 plus 19 i
80:12
paid 50k in one day
80:14
you keep one i kept saying i haven't
80:15
paid it yet but i will no that's for 20
80:17
20.
80:19
i paid my 20. never have i ever [ __ ]
80:21
some easier things
80:22
all right well you guys want to look for
80:25
questions on board
80:26
okay i'll do never have i ever um never
80:30
have
80:32
ever i'm going to buy an ikm
80:39
i found this website i found this
80:40
website it's cool
80:42
okay crack is it called
80:46
aking no it's like a it's a bb gun thing
80:50
disappointing i never have a motorcycle
80:55
i've ridden a motorcycle i guess just
80:58
drink if you've never done it
81:01
i i have but it fell on my leg and my
81:04
leg was pretty
81:06
oh [ __ ] okay damn but that counts
81:09
finn have you ridden a rodent on a
81:10
motorcycle i haven't actually no okay
81:14
yeah you little [ __ ]
81:19
never have i ever cheated on someone
81:23
wait do i i've never seen it if you
81:25
haven't you drink
81:27
a drink if you have cheated on someone
81:28
before
81:31
nice just never have i ever broken a
81:35
bone
81:37
broken bone i haven't i haven't either
81:39
we drink it do we drink if we have yeah
81:41
you drink if you have done it
81:43
what'd you break i didn't break anything
81:47
so i don't break that's why i was asking
81:50
no never have i ever broken a boat so if
81:52
you break a bone you drink
81:58
she said do we drink if we haven't done
82:00
it and you went
82:02
yeah you drink if you have done it so it
82:05
was like
82:06
yeah you drink if you have done it have
82:07
you broken it
82:10
[Music]
82:13
never have i ever broken up with someone
82:17
of course what the [ __ ] i haven't
82:22
[ __ ] [ __ ] i've i've only been in one
82:25
relationship and they broke up with me
82:29
serves you right i wouldn't break up
82:31
with you melissa
82:33
i would thank you neither i wouldn't oh
82:36
what is this never have i ever won the
82:37
lottery yeah all day dude
82:40
i mean i've i've literally won like
82:41
several dollars from a scratch-off so
82:43
yeah but that's not winning the lottery
82:45
right i have one dollars from scratch
82:47
off so just like
82:48
does that mean winning the lottery in
82:50
your opinion
82:54
i don't really like gambling so never
82:56
have i ever trolled someone on social
82:58
media
83:03
you can't say that if you haven't yeah
83:06
risa you definitely have
83:07
yeah i have but i don't have anything to
83:08
do she's just reading [ __ ] off
83:10
marisa needs to drink if she's done it
83:12
too i don't have anything to drink
83:14
i'm literally i'll make you empty poor
83:16
and drink water
83:18
no no weed no no i'm not allowed to
83:21
smoke weed it's illegal
83:22
i would like to smoke some weed i like
83:24
smoking weed okay let's get through
83:26
let me get through this drink and then
83:28
[Music]
83:31
wait let me get through this drink and
83:32
then after i'm done with this drink
83:34
every one that i have done i'll take a
83:35
hit
83:36
i did win king of the hill um
83:40
never have i ever pissed my pants this
83:43
is post
83:43
diaper okay this is only children i know
83:46
children
83:47
this is after wearing diapers pissing
83:50
your pants
83:51
laughing so i pissed my pants while
83:53
sleeping
83:54
school i don't think i have them
83:57
sorry i've left my bladders built
83:59
differently like pissed myself
84:01
and i wasn't because of being pissed i
84:04
warned them i'm like
84:05
dude you're about to make me piss my
84:06
pants and everyone's just like i'm just
84:08
gonna keep making jokes
84:09
and they keep making notes and then i
84:11
piss my pants
84:12
never have i ever gone four days without
84:16
showering slash washing yourself or
84:18
washing your face oh i actually don't
84:20
think i've done that
84:21
i was really depressed i did yeah me too
84:24
i've totally done that
84:25
on the [ __ ] regular there must have
84:28
been i know there was times in my life
84:29
where literally was in my room for like
84:31
a week
84:33
yeah i don't know i was at the height of
84:36
my depression
84:37
if i felt dry skin on my face i'd gag
84:41
if for some reason dry skin on my face
84:42
just freaks me the [ __ ] out
84:44
i mean to be fair i'd gag almost any
84:46
time i'd see myself in a mirror
84:47
so that's what depression does to me
84:53
never have i ever saved a life
84:58
saved for life oh
85:01
you have to drink
85:04
i don't know if i have if i can credit
85:06
that to myself i gave cpr because
85:08
someone was choking
85:10
holy [ __ ] oh
85:13
i don't know if i can credit just me for
85:15
it i have this distinct memory of
85:17
pulling someone back from a road
85:19
where a car was passing but i can't
85:20
perfectly remember it so i don't want to
85:22
go for that
85:22
and then there's always people who
85:24
[ __ ] message me they're like oh your
85:26
confidence has saved my life but i don't
85:27
know if i can credit that
85:29
i don't i don't think that counts seeing
85:31
you online has made me not
85:33
committed i trust you to save my life i
85:35
don't know i would save a life dude
85:37
if someone ever if we were ever like at
85:39
a con and someone was like acting up i
85:40
would
85:40
beat the [ __ ] out of them oh my god i
85:43
would throw money at you while you do it
85:47
never have i ever went viral online
85:50
yeah do you do something like
85:52
stroopwafels in my pockets
85:54
and we were all just eating stroop
85:56
waffles and catsuikon and we're all like
85:57
where did we get these scruffa
85:59
you were shoving waffles down my pants i
86:02
had crumbs
86:03
in my coochie for hours droop waffles he
86:07
gave me such a giant stack of these
86:09
fruit
86:10
i had crumbs in my coochie i had crumbs
86:14
never have ever given slash received a
86:16
lactance
86:18
what the [ __ ] am i a prudent
86:34
i got a lap dancing vr today when i want
86:37
to
86:37
want to lap dance i went yes
86:40
and it did it was really weird though
86:43
because it was just
86:45
a random like it was just you know [ __ ]
86:47
it it was no one really know what they
86:49
were doing so she didn't know i'm gonna
86:51
go to a strip club i feel like that
86:52
could be apologetically like a really
86:55
bad strip club that my friend
86:56
recommended
86:57
and he bought me as a lap dance because
87:00
i never had one before
87:01
and the lady was literally dancing on me
87:03
like i picked the literally
87:04
like the one girl that had the fattest
87:06
ass in this whole club
87:08
because i love ass right so i pick her
87:11
and she like starts dancing
87:12
we go up to the private room she starts
87:13
dancing on me and she literally like
87:16
looks me dead in the eye and she's like
87:18
how was your day i love your makeup
87:22
uh how do you feel about the weather
87:24
outside today
87:26
i remember at katsukon there was this
87:28
weird [ __ ]
87:33
bro in one strip club this like a dude
87:36
paid for a lap dance for me
87:37
and she literally comes up to me she
87:38
says you want a lap dance i'm like yeah
87:40
and she just starts going
87:41
like takes out her phone is just like
87:44
you like
87:54
remember peach i don't know if you
87:55
remember this but it was like one of the
87:57
last nights i was in the dennis cosplay
87:59
i think
88:00
and uh we were up near the gazebo
88:05
and uh i miss us up with the gazebo
88:08
it was uh it was um it wasn't
88:11
it was late i think jenna was leaving
88:13
and there was this
88:15
one girl she started flirting with me i
88:18
don't know if you remember that and
88:19
she was like touching me and i was like
88:21
okay dude it's enough now
88:23
and then she was like how about you get
88:25
a drink with us and i'm like i'm not old
88:27
enough to drink
88:28
so i was like she just kept like she's
88:31
like oh i bet you could break me i'm
88:32
like yeah
88:33
i sure could uh you're correct about
88:35
this and then i went to bieber she's
88:37
like
88:37
this woman won't leave me alone and then
88:39
she just eventually
88:40
went to her and like turned her around
88:44
are you serious yeah she just went and
88:46
like took her by the shoulders and like
88:48
turned her around
88:52
that's funny it's so funny [ __ ] the
88:54
goat
88:58
i mean i feel like you could have turned
89:00
around too oh yeah but i i don't want to
89:02
like be the one to just like hit a
89:03
random cosplayer like knock them out in
89:05
america where i just get literally
89:07
thrown to jail
89:08
it's not even hitting it's not even
89:10
hitting if you give them like a verbal
89:12
blow that's enough
89:13
no that's not enough i feel like if
89:15
you're sexually harassed someone in
89:17
public i feel like you get a full
89:19
knuckle sandwich but i can't do that i'm
89:22
in america and i know like next thing
89:24
that happens i hit someone i get shot
89:28
i don't know if you're intimidating
89:30
enough it's like
89:31
don't [ __ ] touch yeah but it was
89:33
turning her on right
89:35
she she wanted that from me that just
89:38
body them with the shoulder
89:40
that's mean no it's not they're touching
89:43
without the without just tell them that
89:45
whatever conversation is happening
89:47
is making your dick soft and then that
89:48
will just turn off anybody from having
89:50
are you just being transphobic
89:58
never have i ever worn someone else's
89:59
underwear
90:04
i also have i think let me think
90:08
yeah i if i've worn them on my head does
90:11
that count
90:14
nope that does not count we're thinking
90:16
about it
90:18
yeah but you don't technically wear them
90:20
like that i we're thinking more like the
90:22
the weird way of putting like i feel
90:24
like on your head it's less weird than
90:26
what if they were used
90:30
what if they're used good
90:36
okay never have i ever worn someone
90:37
else's underwear on my underwear
90:39
wearing position oh my underwear wearing
90:42
push
90:46
next time i upload an only farmer's set
90:49
wearing these
90:49
sexy panties in my underwear wearing
90:52
position shut up we should have only
90:54
farmers my ass
90:56
can we go pick arnfield and take photos
90:59
together
91:00
never ever got stopped by airport
91:02
security or taken
91:04
aside what is taking like
91:07
like they tell you to come into the room
91:09
they're like yeah come over here
91:11
i had that happen when i came to
91:13
katsukon because i had a knife
91:16
in my uh in my luggage for dennis
91:18
cosplay and they were like
91:19
yeah what is this and i'm like it's a
91:21
rubber dude are you [ __ ] stupid what
91:23
do you have the metal detector for
91:26
it's at prop and they were like okay
91:27
goodbye
91:29
wow yeah they were like
91:33
i was like coming up to them and they
91:34
were like step back right there like
91:36
step back
91:37
because they thought i was gonna [ __ ]
91:38
stab them with my luggage so i was like
91:40
well one time
91:41
marisa one time was falling back from uh
91:44
seattle
91:44
and i had like a thing i don't know if
91:46
you had trivia's but it's like a sugar
91:49
old
91:49
alternative and i had it in my carry-on
91:52
stevia because i had
91:53
yeah because i had so much of it and i
91:56
guess a part of stevia
91:58
is like an accelerant for like nuclear
92:02
bombs
92:04
it's positive i mean it's it's healthy
92:07
on
92:08
human consumption but on the test since
92:10
it has like trace micro amounts
92:12
that like it tested positive that i had
92:15
to do like this full body pat down
92:17
and like the lady was just like she took
92:20
me in the back room and she started like
92:22
patting me down and i was like
92:24
i just wanted to be healthy oh my god
92:28
dude every time i go to the airport this
92:29
is ironically every time i'm not making
92:31
this up this is
92:32
actually oh my god this is actually not
92:36
being made up
92:36
every single time i go to the airport i
92:38
go through the scanner and they always
92:40
take me aside and they say are you male
92:42
or female
92:42
because they scan me from where you hear
92:44
me arisa if i saw you at the airport i'd
92:46
take you sir
92:48
thanks but uh listen here this is
92:51
important trivia from mary's allure
92:53
every time i'm at the airport i get
92:54
taken aside after the scanner because
92:56
this is how scandals work
92:57
before you go through they sell like
92:58
male or female right because like
93:00
females obviously have like
93:01
[ __ ] tits and males have like
93:04
something in the crotch
93:04
so to avoid like having to search it
93:07
they
93:08
it the scanner automatically goes for it
93:10
like oh yeah they ignore that there is
93:11
something in the breast area right
93:14
so for me they select female and then i
93:15
then always i always see my [ __ ] scan
93:18
and the crotch just lighting up with a
93:20
red like square on it
93:22
and they're like oh my okay so we gotta
93:25
ask
93:27
so like it's just walkthrough there's
93:29
like this female figure
93:30
being scanned and then like the crotch
93:33
is just highlighted like
93:34
there's something there and every single
93:37
time it's like
93:39
they're like really awkward you can see
93:41
them whispering to each other and
93:42
they're like
93:43
they're like and then they come okay we
93:45
gotta ask so
93:46
are you male or female and then i say i
93:48
have a large [ __ ]
93:50
ah god love that for you i think i kind
93:54
of got through a lot of airports pretty
93:55
quickly and easily honestly i don't
93:57
like okay small dick just a minute big
94:00
small penis ah
94:02
so small no it doesn't even get picked
94:05
up it's so sad
94:08
it looks like i never have it that's how
94:10
they pick people aside it's
94:12
peanuts yeah never have i ever had a
94:16
threesome
94:19
you're so pathetic i've never had one
94:22
but i've wanted to
94:24
finn we're gonna have one drink anyways
94:27
then we're gonna have one soon
94:29
never had one or one good one we're
94:31
gonna have one soon i think that's a lot
94:32
of that's so much stress four is better
94:35
four is better it's not it's not stress
94:37
for the right people though
94:39
yeah it's not stressful at the right
94:40
time humans aren't built to be
94:44
monogamous at a baseline
94:47
like that is something we do at a very
94:49
like sentiment level
94:51
um which is like uh i respect that like
94:55
monogamy and everything like that
94:57
but uh i think there's a lot to be
94:59
explored
95:00
in additional routes that shouldn't be
95:02
like discriminated on if people want to
95:04
explore those routes especially if
95:05
they're open with their partners
95:07
i think well there's there's some things
95:09
i think i like
95:10
sex i think some things should be
95:12
discriminated against
95:14
right when it comes to saying well let's
95:17
say some illegal stuff
95:18
sucks huh you do you think threesome
95:22
should be just no not three sims but i'm
95:23
saying some things
95:25
when it comes to like stuff it should be
95:27
discriminated against
95:29
for example i don't know biggest thing
95:31
with stuff like that is you just need to
95:32
have good communication if your
95:34
partner's into that and you're into that
95:35
then go for it oh yeah everything that's
95:37
consensual and with your partner go for
95:39
it but i'm saying like
95:40
i'm saying like like generally there are
95:43
things
95:44
when it comes to like sexy time that
95:45
should not be
95:47
done right what do you mean not done
95:51
what i want to get into it on twitch
95:54
i'll tell you after but like
95:55
some things like anything that's
95:57
consensual and legal
95:59
is fine right but anything that's what
96:02
i'm saying if it's like consensual
96:03
consensual and legal there should be any
96:05
shaming but like beyond that like
96:07
non-consensual illegal like yeah
96:15
[Music]
96:23
i have never have i ever [ __ ]
96:27
what what have you
96:30
okay um how about a good one never have
96:33
i ever
96:34
gotten a tattoo
96:41
but i have i feel like i have such
96:42
beautiful pale creamy skin
96:45
it would be like jenna just wait i'm
96:47
telling you
96:48
you're at this point where you don't
96:49
have any tattoos at all just wait
96:52
trust me well peach if i got tattoos i
96:54
want to get two full sleeves and a back
96:56
piece and i know exactly what i want i
96:58
want a gravel or neato sleeve
97:00
and then like a japanese like samurai
97:02
like geometrical
97:04
like sleeve on my other hand and then on
97:05
the dark soul sleeve and white ink i
97:07
want the summon sigil
97:09
and then the back piece i went like gwen
97:11
i went gwendolyn
97:12
i went that's what i'm saying though but
97:15
once you get a tattoo you just
97:19
never have your bare skin anymore and
97:22
that's the one thing that i regret is
97:23
that i got attention
97:25
before i got into sex work what you did
97:28
what
97:29
as soon as i got like a single tattoo i
97:31
want all my other [ __ ] planned out
97:33
and i just want to be inked the [ __ ] up
97:35
i would definitely say
97:36
think about your tattoos as hard as
97:38
possible because that's the only thing
97:40
how long your neck is you see how pale
97:42
this skin is it's going to take
97:44
and i can tell you from experience i
97:45
don't think tattoos uh like
97:48
influence your like work i don't think
97:51
they influence your work but i do have a
97:52
lot of moments in life especially now
97:54
that i've started sex work then i'm like
97:55
oh i just wish i didn't have tattoos
97:57
because i feel like some
97:58
pictures would be like more of the focal
98:00
point of me than the tattoo
98:02
it's definitely more recognizable yeah
98:04
and i just wish i spent more time
98:08
no no peach can i just say you are
98:10
always the focal point of your photos
98:13
it's never your [ __ ] tattoos i don't
98:15
care
98:16
what the [ __ ] anyone else says it's me
98:19
my opinion versus random people
98:21
oh no no one actually very rarely are
98:24
people even what i wish you about
98:25
i looked at your beautiful blue eyes i
98:28
look at your beautiful little face
98:30
this is getting so beautiful i'm just
98:32
saying
98:33
i'm just saying okay like no one ever
98:35
talks [ __ ] about my tattoos it's just me
98:37
getting mad at myself that i
98:38
immediately like i'm not kidding i got
98:40
my first tattoo the day after i moved
98:42
out my parents place and i ripped it off
98:43
a tumbler
98:44
like why the [ __ ] did i do that yeah i
98:46
literally got mine from google images
98:48
it's it's just things you can get those
98:50
removed you can get them lasered off
98:52
like that kind of hurts see i i don't
98:54
really hate them there's only one that i
98:56
want lasered off because the tattoo
98:58
artist [ __ ] it up multiple times
99:00
but everything else that i got at a
99:02
young age that's still like a part of my
99:03
life that i like
99:04
i i like them in a way yeah me too i
99:07
like my tattoos
99:09
before i get any like big stuff i want
99:10
to get like one small
99:12
uh tattoo and my younger sister and i
99:16
like uh agreed that we would do it but
99:18
we get like the mark of the branded from
99:20
berserk
99:21
uh and then we get it like behind our
99:23
ears and that's
99:25
that's what i always wanted to get but
99:26
like i already know everything i want
99:28
and the artist who i want to
99:30
uh like do my tattoos if i ever like
99:33
committed to it
99:34
so i don't know
99:37
i'm excited for you i i love to i like
99:39
love i like
99:40
loving like
99:43
but pain is so sexy though
99:47
not tattoos after two hours after the
99:50
two hours
99:50
i just wanna yeah i just wanna cry i
99:54
literally had my dragon tattoo on my
99:55
back it sent my body into shock
99:58
i have ah nasty
100:02
ah i think i had the opportunity to get
100:04
a
100:05
tattoo from someone pretty decent when
100:07
marisa was getting hurt then i declined
100:09
it
100:11
i don't know wait finn what would you
100:13
get if you did get a tattoo
100:15
i knew exactly what i was gonna get
100:16
though if i was gonna get something i
100:17
was gonna get the um
100:18
i was gonna get the minecraft like moon
100:21
i thought that would be really cool you
100:22
ever seen the minecraft
100:24
it can look really good that would be so
100:27
cute you should totally do it it would
100:29
be good
100:32
never have i ever
100:37
moon story or next question you decide
100:39
next question
100:40
never have ever kissed my best friend on
100:43
the lips
100:45
oh i mean how many homies always kiss
100:48
each other good night
100:50
on the lips hell yeah in my old school
100:53
who's your best friend
100:54
oh okay i get it no i mean like
100:56
genuinely
100:57
at the time i guess my best friend were
100:59
doing drinking games i kissed eater on
101:01
the [ __ ] mouth
101:03
a few times a million times but always
101:05
just for a meme
101:06
i used to have a good group of
101:08
girlfriends in my hometown and every
101:09
time we would leave each other we'd all
101:11
give each other kisses good night
101:12
because we love each other and we're all
101:13
bisexual
101:14
yeah it was like never it was like never
101:16
on the lips for me it was
101:18
always like on the neck i was just
101:20
[ __ ] that
101:21
seems like that that's just that's more
101:23
than the lips to me
101:25
yeah in my opinion see i find like a
101:27
quick pec
101:28
like family affection no i okay and
101:31
at this point kissing family members on
101:33
the lips is weird to me i am party all
101:35
the time
101:35
i wouldn't kiss my parents
101:43
absolutely i wouldn't i'd
101:50
okay let me just make this clear you can
101:51
platonically kiss
101:53
anyone on the neck but if you want if
101:56
you want it to be romantic if you want
101:57
to be sultry
101:58
believe you me they will know for sultry
102:01
a little bit of sucking a little bit of
102:03
licking
102:04
okay i for sure kiss my mom on the
102:06
cheeks big ass lip told me
102:08
i'm gonna suck on that [ __ ] neck i'm
102:11
gonna like
102:21
okay here's the next one never have i
102:23
ever this is a funny one this is this is
102:25
so
102:25
fourth wall we're not actually going to
102:27
do this one but i'm just scrolling
102:28
through and saying never have i ever
102:30
gotten
102:30
drunk playing these games
102:34
[ __ ] never have i gotten drunk playing
102:38
these games finn
102:39
i haven't i'm sorry you drink when you
102:41
have oh no i don't know
102:42
finn we literally played this game and
102:44
you threw up
102:47
how do you i thought you drink when you
102:49
have no
102:51
yeah you have gotten drunk playing these
102:54
games
102:56
um never have i ever fought in the
102:58
street
103:00
fought in this street i fought in the
103:02
street like fists or
103:04
verbal fists hi no i've never
103:07
gotten a fist fight before wait jenna
103:10
tell me about your fist fight in the
103:11
street story
103:13
well um well in 1996
103:18
well no let me let me just sit up a
103:21
little bit
103:22
um so they can give you a proper legal
103:25
statement
103:26
yeah absolutely so he wouldn't let me
103:29
into the bar
103:30
because my id back when i first got my
103:33
driver's license photo taken it was
103:35
my mom forced me to come in at like 8
103:38
a.m
103:38
she made me wake up at like 7 00 a.m i
103:41
was
103:42
sweaty as hell i looked gross as [ __ ]
103:46
i went to get my driver's license so my
103:48
id
103:49
looked like [ __ ] i looked like a potato
103:51
farmer shiny as [ __ ]
103:53
so i went to this bar right
103:56
and this dude was like this isn't you
104:00
this isn't you and i was like i will get
104:02
you my insurance
104:04
from my [ __ ] car i'll get you my
104:07
passport that's in my car
104:10
okay so there's these two hillbillies
104:12
because
104:13
at the time i lived in roanoke virginia
104:16
and they were trying to argue with me
104:18
right
104:18
and they were like oh these [ __ ]
104:20
[ __ ] like i was trying to start [ __ ]
104:22
out of bars and i wasn't having it
104:24
i was like
104:28
i was like look i'm sorry you look
104:31
old and crusty as [ __ ] but my id is real
104:35
here's my passport here is i will go to
104:38
my car
104:38
and get my insurance
104:42
like all the names match up like i was
104:45
tilted that this bouncer dude wasn't
104:48
letting me
104:49
in the bar so these hillbilly dudes
104:52
try to come at me right the whole time
104:56
i have taken self-defense classes
104:58
beforehand
104:59
right like i've taken these for years my
105:01
dad made me take them
105:03
my dad had the largest private
105:06
arsenal in virginia for multiple years
105:11
like he made it a point that like i was
105:13
very well
105:14
taken care of um he loved collecting
105:18
guns
105:18
and [ __ ] like that but
105:21
like these two dudes tried to like come
105:23
at me like i was like walking back to my
105:25
car to get my insurance id because this
105:27
dude didn't believe
105:28
that my real id was like my actual id
105:31
so i go back to my car to get my
105:33
insurance to confirm
105:35
that like hey this is actually me and
105:38
these two dudes
105:38
follow me back in my car i go into my
105:42
glove box i get
105:44
like all my [ __ ] i go like i start
105:46
heading back and these shoes are just
105:47
chilling in the alley and they walk out
105:49
in front of me as i'm like walking back
105:50
towards this bar
105:51
and they're like hey i don't think you
105:53
want to like go back there and [ __ ] and
105:55
i'm like
105:55
i think i do i need to prove a point
106:00
end of the day
106:04
they're dead at the end of the day
106:06
they're in the [ __ ]
106:07
ground
106:10
they were they were that was actually
106:13
the second time i've broken someone's
106:15
nose
106:16
oh i broke in someone's arm once
106:19
yeah i'm breaking someone's nose is
106:21
really really easy because there's just
106:22
cartilage right
106:24
anyways but it was so funny because i
106:26
got back to this bar and i tried to like
106:28
prove that like i was a real person
106:29
dudes don't
106:30
didn't believe me so i made an account
106:33
on linkedin right to contact the owner
106:38
of this franchise chain and this dude
106:40
replied to me
106:42
and he asked me out on a date
106:45
and he's fired like what do you want to
106:47
do about this bomb
106:48
this bouncer and i was like fire him and
106:52
he's
106:56
no so whenever i try to go back to this
106:58
bar
106:59
they literally know my story whenever i
107:02
come back my god
107:07
actually one of the first like one of
107:08
the first interactions me and jenna had
107:10
was the day after i got kicked out of a
107:12
bar she helped me write bad reviews
107:15
about them on instagram
107:17
because she was like that same [ __ ]
107:19
happened to me don't worry sis
107:23
yeah oh that's sorry there was another
107:25
time when okay you know danielle dina
107:27
cola peach
107:28
yeah we were in front we're good we just
107:30
did like two weeks full of shooting we
107:33
did it with jesse and
107:34
ray darshall all of them we spent two
107:37
full weeks of working and we were like
107:39
let's get like she had a flight at six
107:41
a.m in the morning we're like
107:43
let's not go to bed let's go to like the
107:45
strip clubs in portland
107:48
and uh just turn up until your flight
107:52
so we try to go so important sorry
107:57
they have a cutoff on when they serve
107:59
alcohol
108:00
so we went to this one bar that was a
108:02
literal juice bar right but they still
108:05
it was like it was a stripper juice bar
108:08
right and we and we went and because
108:12
i had just come back from japan two
108:14
weeks earlier
108:15
the only cash i had on my wallet was yen
108:19
so we get up we get up to
108:23
these bouncers and they're like cover
108:24
fee is 50
108:27
what i'm like dude i'm sorry i show
108:31
my yen i'm like i need to do you guys
108:34
have an
108:34
atm because i only have yen and this
108:37
dude thought i was blasted off my ass
108:40
because i had yen in my wallet and not
108:43
american dollars layers
108:47
he wouldn't let me in so danielle and i
108:50
he's like you guys need to go walk
108:52
walk around you guys need to go walk
108:54
around the block
108:55
because you guys are too drunk to come
108:57
in this bar danielle and i were sober
108:59
okay i just had yen in my wallet so we
109:01
will walk around this block
109:03
and we actually get to this bar right
109:05
for this limo driver dude who owned this
109:07
bar
109:08
but it didn't want us to be drinking
109:11
past the law
109:12
he's like yeah you girls can come in but
109:14
you guys can't drink but by the way if
109:16
you guys want to hang out tomorrow i
109:17
have this limo service
109:19
so we gave dan yellen this lemon service
109:22
card
109:23
so we can go back over like okay thanks
109:25
thanks for the limo service card
109:27
so we go back to this strip club right
109:29
and these people just do not let us in
109:31
they're like
109:32
you're too drunk you're not you're not
109:34
allowed in you can't
109:35
you can't come into our juice our juice
109:37
bar strip club the juice bar is too
109:39
exclusive bro
109:40
oh my god i'll be drunk in the juice bar
109:43
what are you insane
109:44
the real barristan thank you for the
109:46
sober wheat shots i'm gonna take wheat
109:48
shots
109:48
i just feel like i have the worst luck
109:51
whenever it comes to me trying to get
109:52
into bars or like strip clubs or
109:54
anything
109:55
the last in the time before that when i
109:57
tried to get into strip club i ended up
109:59
making friends the bouncer where i just
110:00
ended up hanging out with him the whole
110:02
night and he just gave me sugar-free red
110:04
bulls all night and we
110:05
he let me help him bounce people out of
110:07
the strip club
110:10
i have problems with bouncers at strip
110:12
clubs too because they usually don't let
110:13
lone women in
110:14
so i had my boss at the time help me get
110:16
into the strip club and then i ended up
110:18
[ __ ] my boss
110:19
why don't they let lone women in it's
110:22
because they believe like women aren't
110:23
going to spend the same amount of money
110:25
as men because
110:26
unless like you look like a lesbian you
110:28
have to look like a lesbian
110:30
i thought they want women in the buzz
110:32
they kept telling
110:33
like danielle and i mean danielle and i
110:35
were like most
110:36
like we were sober and they were like
110:38
you guys can't come in and daniel and i
110:40
are like we literally took a 20-minute
110:42
uber over here
110:43
specifically to get in here just like
110:45
kill time before danielle's flight
110:48
uh to get into this like strip bar
110:51
and they just were like no you're too
110:54
drunk you can't come in even though we
110:56
were completely sober even though it
110:57
asked for an atm
110:58
to like pay for like the cover fee yeah
111:02
and they just they just didn't want to
111:04
argue
111:05
like that's some weird [ __ ]
111:08
and that's why i don't really like strip
111:10
clubs because you have to have a man
111:11
with you to get in
111:13
yeah exactly that's what i'm saying like
111:14
i wanna like strip clubs but every
111:17
experience i've had has been so
111:18
mail oriented where it's just been like
111:23
it's because they believe like only
111:24
bachelorette parties will go and then
111:26
i'll i'll pay i'll pay 10 [ __ ] times
111:30
the amount any dude will but you won't
111:32
let me in okay
111:34
okay you do that i just want to see some
111:36
titties i just want to see
111:37
i i just want to see some titties too
111:41
okay let's do let's do the next one and
111:42
then i'm going to grab my packs for like
111:44
really really fast um
111:47
i don't actually have any next ones i'm
111:49
ready to wrap this up honestly
111:50
personally but if you guys want to keep
111:51
going
111:52
uh any time because i don't want to hold
111:54
you here you're not holding us here
111:56
mirza we love you
111:57
just yeah jesus i'm getting kind of
111:59
tired personally after my
112:01
they took literally all of my blood for
112:04
her
112:05
and what time is it for you right now
112:08
almost
112:08
five five it's only
112:11
five it's only five it's only five a.m
112:15
a.m my god five five and you're trying
112:18
to flake on us right now
112:20
i'm not flaking okay let's keep it up um
112:22
never have i ever gone bald and
112:25
[ __ ] died what looks like
112:29
gone bald before um
112:32
never have i ever gaslighted peach stars
112:37
oh i've definitely guessed slightly
112:38
features
112:40
what a nice drink i'm having you're not
112:43
even you better drink you better drink
112:45
more i love gasoline never have i
112:49
ever abused my soon-to-be relationship
112:52
partner on stream
112:55
i've definitely wait i need more alcohol
112:59
i haven't i need more alcohol if we're
113:02
gonna do this
113:03
oh my god never have i ever choke hold
113:06
it so much
113:07
stop doing questions about domestic
113:09
violence and i'm gonna need to drink it
113:13
and finn questions peach we need to ask
113:15
them questions yeah
113:16
we don't know each other all that well
113:17
jenna yeah me and me and me and finn are
113:19
now
113:20
they're closer you don't want that
113:38
i
113:57
careful please i'm begging you it's a
114:00
dangerous game
114:01
it's a dangerous game i literally just
114:02
submitted my partner application
114:05
you can do it after i'm partnered okay
114:07
good point
114:08
i love that your partner queen hashtag
114:10
i'm not i'm not i'm not if you keep this
114:12
up
114:12
i'm not getting partnered yeah okay okay
114:15
i believe in you
114:17
even if you don't believe me i believe
114:19
in you i believe in you being careful
114:21
enough
114:23
that was eater 2.0 and almost um almost
114:27
almost either
114:28
almost that was good though holy [ __ ]
114:32
guys sub yeah subscribe now and i will
114:36
backflip it yeah i'm scared with these
114:39
women
114:41
women oh no there she goes i can't hear
114:43
you jenna you're muted
114:45
you're literally muted on discord i care
114:47
about you
114:48
yeah ariza and that is why i'm here
114:50
right now
114:52
putting asses in the seats no no you can
114:54
you can put
114:55
ass on twitter you can tag me but but
114:57
let's let's keep the twitch clean
115:00
oh the twitch is clean and thank you so
115:02
much for the sub
115:04
there we go it's already working twitch
115:07
are you clean
115:07
can i get some cleans in chat right now
115:10
marisa doesn't believe it's clean she
115:11
thinks i'm filthy
115:12
upper chat have you ever had a twitch
115:15
staff in your
115:16
chat before oh i have i have two it's
115:19
[ __ ] terrifying right staff loves me
115:24
really can i get some cleans and yeah
115:27
let's get some [ __ ] cleans in
115:29
chat where the [ __ ] is it where the
115:30
[ __ ] the energy
115:32
i wonder why all of you [ __ ] are
115:34
sitting and watching the stream
115:36
not getting any [ __ ] cleans in chat
115:38
let's go
115:41
no subs no subs to marisa i'm disgusted
115:45
all right because i'm not playing
115:46
minecraft some stuff before it's listen
115:49
it's because uh it's because i'm not the
115:50
one promoting it listen because i'm not
115:52
playing
115:52
get some subs i'll show you my no i
115:55
can't maybe not
115:57
i'm i'm i'm considering just ending it
116:00
it's too risky for me at this point
116:04
no you missed it no
116:08
damn peach
116:11
how is it i can show my dick and you
116:13
miss it again for the fifth time today
116:16
you guys are edging it unless you just
116:17
submitted partner application
116:21
i have to submit another partner
116:22
application i just know it's gonna get
116:24
rejected
116:25
this this two weeks has been great for
116:27
me so i would like to keep it that way
116:28
it's two weeks it's been great he got
116:30
banned once
116:32
it lasted i actually got banned once for
116:35
for something i didn't even do so i
116:37
don't want to make it
116:38
number two i remember that good times
116:43
no bad times bad times very bad i mean
116:45
awful time
116:46
but i hated every second of that so what
116:49
guy what
116:49
questions are you gonna ask me in finn
116:53
is it about sex let me see
116:57
i don't know
117:05
[Music]
117:07
let's do this so this is couples right
117:10
so
117:11
it will be me and jenna versus you and
117:14
fenn
117:14
yeah except none of us are actually
117:17
dating
117:19
[Music]
117:22
um
117:29
that's pretty [ __ ] gross that would
117:32
be too unethical
117:35
a conflict of interest you may say yeah
117:42
we can play strip poker on stream live
117:45
what a great day you think that i would
117:47
visit you on valentine's day
117:50
fog no way let's
117:53
get it you just [ __ ] mantic sex
117:57
that was some clutch muting of the mic
117:59
there
118:00
that's literally how i mute and i mute
118:02
it
118:04
that's cool let's do 30 more minutes
118:07
before i
118:09
[ __ ] get depressed i'm going to order
118:11
some [ __ ] cheese bro
118:14
okay i'm going to be honest i have no
118:15
[ __ ] questions here i don't know what
118:16
jenna was saying
118:18
i'm tired i just want to go to bed go to
118:21
bed
118:22
no because if i if i end the stream you
118:23
guys are going to get mad
118:26
well no we'll just continue doing strip
118:27
poker but offline
118:29
yeah while playing call of duty
118:40
can't believe she's not getting in on
118:46
this
118:50
i have [ __ ] cheese pizzas for the
118:53
oven dude
118:56
i bought cheese pizzas i bought oven
118:59
pizzas bro i'm gonna make an
119:00
oven pizza dude what am i doing with
119:03
myself i can't
119:05
i did it man i got the baby no money
119:06
followed back
119:08
no way ditto who is that oh i got the
119:10
carl jacobs follow back today actually
119:12
so who are these people
119:16
they know honey's the he's the guy that
119:18
made that song and goes like when i
119:19
popped off then you're going to
119:22
gave me just a little bit of luck
119:27
from the canada i got called jacob's
119:30
follow back to say you know
119:31
kyle jacobs literally asked for my
119:33
twitter on facetime and then looked at
119:35
it and didn't follow
119:38
that's the most depressing thing i was i
119:40
was facetiming with chris the meme gun
119:42
and he's like
119:43
yo what's your twitter and i was like
119:44
biariza and then
119:47
nothing happened
119:52
all right i'm gonna uh piss
119:56
okay i'll fill up a glass for you
120:00
thank you when i [ __ ] tid in my pants i
120:04
got a [ __ ]
120:06
i hate him okay
120:11
i want to play call of duty do you want
120:14
to end it
120:16
i'm going to end take off makeup eat
120:17
food and play call of duty
120:19
we've been going for two hours it's a
120:21
good stream we can do this again where
120:23
we actually plan [ __ ]
120:24
yeah this was kind of rushed this was
120:26
really rushed but jenna i feel like it's
120:28
kind of excited for some more questions
120:29
now so let's do like 30 more minutes
120:31
let me see if she actually has questions
120:33
because i think she'd just be saying
120:34
that [ __ ]
120:35
because i'm i'm really able to like play
120:38
minecraft for a few hours
120:40
but uh this this like irl stuff
120:43
just sitting here it's a little bit more
120:45
draining in my opinion
120:46
i mean you guys are easy to bounce off
120:48
of because you're helping and [ __ ] but
120:51
jesus man i love how you invite us
120:52
towards your stream
120:54
and it's trading it is because it's so
120:57
much
120:57
noise magics thank you so much for the
120:59
five gifted you're the goat the go to
121:01
manchester united of all time what's
121:02
popping magically my ass
121:04
56 subs in total now that's insane let's
121:07
make it
121:08
twenty thousand
121:11
thank you so much
121:15
please give me access to your bank
121:17
account that'll be
121:18
magics please my donation link is down
121:21
there
121:22
just put in like 50 million
121:27
thank you so much magix you're the
121:30
you're the goat
121:31
goat stands for greatest of all time
121:35
went up i mean i have an achievement
121:37
enough today i literally i went on the
121:39
[ __ ]
121:39
king of the hill and i got a 4-0 like it
121:42
wasn't even
121:42
they weren't even doubting me i crushed
121:45
it so hard when i popped up
121:48
if colin smoke is still alive i'm going
121:50
to host him because i took that from him
121:51
so badly like he was going to win that
121:53
he was going to win that but i just went
121:55
in i'm like so
121:56
he he won like the last five rounds
121:58
right it works like
121:59
this two contestants get on and the
122:01
winner stays right yeah i'm glad to know
122:03
that i'm yo juicy white bear thought
122:04
thank you so much
122:06
what what are you [ __ ] saying jenna
122:08
i'm the backbone of the stream
122:10
you're you are oh easily okay listen to
122:12
my story
122:13
uh the the king of the hill show works
122:15
in a way like
122:16
one person is on and contestant comes on
122:19
right and then they
122:19
debate they start talking and [ __ ] and
122:21
then the hosts decide
122:23
who gets to stay right and colin smoke
122:25
was on like for three hours like no one
122:27
dethroned him
122:27
and i joined and i was like sorry colin
122:29
this isn't very snow
122:32
it's like you had a good run first thing
122:34
i said is like i'm sorry dude
122:36
it just had to happen and then yeah i
122:39
aced him was a 4-0 it was it was clean
122:41
but
122:42
i don't blame him like i was friends
122:43
with every single person in the call
122:46
um yeah if we enter someone called
122:48
nepotism
122:50
nepotism it's just me being the greatest
122:52
of all time ma'am with the big
122:54
milky milkers i really hope you have a
122:57
great rest of the night you'll deserve
123:00
all the love and support
123:02
why do you never magic thank you so much
123:04
oh wait i got a donation
123:05
you're not wearing them right now i
123:06
can't grade for the rest of you thank
123:08
you so much
123:09
leah leah with a h thank you
123:12
okay jenna we haven't decided i like
123:14
when your nipples stare at me fenn
123:16
thank you i was going to ask about i was
123:18
going you
123:19
you both we're going to do 30 more
123:21
minutes okay yeah
123:22
sadly 30 more minutes yeah because i'm
123:25
about to pass out
123:26
i was gonna ask if there's any uh we can
123:28
keep this call out though but it's just
123:30
i just don't want to do it on the stream
123:31
i'm gonna die yo barson
123:34
real thank you for the gift slowly
123:37
getting low
123:37
can you give me more head space
123:41
i need more energy quite frankly from
123:42
all of you do you
123:44
want do you want yeah reese's channel
123:47
to fail yes i'm popping up
123:51
i wake up every day praying hoping to
123:54
where
123:55
the energy where is the love it's
123:58
because i'm not streaming minecraft
124:00
there's nothing esther more than
124:03
minecraft marisa
124:05
you're more than likely thank you so
124:08
much
124:18
i would never have been friends with you
124:20
if you didn't have tits
124:22
see that actually is partly true thank
124:24
you you're no i'm
124:25
i'm not you're so beautiful and supple
124:27
this time of year
124:28
this time of year usually his nipples
124:30
stare right you can tell that i call it
124:33
did she go too thank you so much for the
124:34
gifted okay
124:36
yeah i was funny questions
124:40
i'm in my wedding dress now in case you
124:42
want to
124:45
i couldn't think of questions to ask
124:46
them you can't think of most things
124:49
peach yeah pizza
124:59
i love how my last google search was
125:00
average average
125:02
lock uh rocket launch speed this
125:05
conversation
125:06
you learn so much streams you learn so
125:09
much
125:10
okay
125:13
clearly i need to take reigns here
125:16
that's okay yeah carrie a.d carrie
125:20
eddie carey how do you know that
125:22
whatever don't listen like everybody's
125:24
truth or dares
125:25
or are we wanting to do
125:29
i've i've got a dare before we before we
125:32
do something
125:32
i kind of want to do truth or dare what
125:35
what do you need to announce
125:37
speak honestly i've got a bit of a plan
125:40
right now
125:41
uh that i really aim to flex
125:44
on everyone that plays league of legends
125:45
soon basically i'm gonna be uh
125:48
i'm trying to get an in with c9 sneaky
125:51
i'm gonna try and get him to give me uh
125:54
league of legends lessons
125:56
we were talking in his chat i think
125:57
there's a chance so i'm gonna be uh
126:00
really good at league soon just to just
126:03
say no chance
126:05
it's going to happen i'm predicting it
126:07
now i watch
126:08
you for you not for minecraft thank you
126:11
never played the game
126:12
thank you pink fluffy lion okay go ask
126:14
more questions
126:16
okay marisa truth or dare truth
126:19
yeah okay what's the most embarrassing
126:23
moment of your life
126:26
besides karaoke the other day
126:34
i don't know i'm not really embarrassed
126:37
by anything
126:43
oh yeah i'm not really embarrassed by
126:44
anything to be honest right okay let me
126:45
find a different one then
126:46
that one about that one time yeah then
126:49
one time
126:50
i guess when i was hitting you on stream
126:52
finn that that feels kind of bad
126:55
it wasn't even hard
126:59
uh oh what's the most disgusting joke
127:02
ever
127:03
uh you ever done to somebody like played
127:05
on somebody
127:06
oh [ __ ] i killed someone's
127:11
child no um disgusting
127:14
joked it for a second bro i've already
127:16
farted or something i don't know
127:17
dude these are these are i don't i don't
127:20
do that much
127:23
hmm oh my god okay let me get a third
127:26
one
127:28
um
127:33
[ __ ]
127:36
he was only six okay no [ __ ]
127:40
uh please tell f1nn
127:45
in one of the few that donate because i
127:47
enjoy him
127:49
not just because of the rose streams
127:52
meows are
127:54
my favorite streams yeah thank you so
127:56
much magic
127:57
talking to you ever i'm supposed to tell
128:00
you something from magics
128:03
i love how finn was so happy to answer
128:06
that question for maurice
128:08
i have to finn i have to tell you
128:10
something from magic's magic says
128:12
with a donation i'm one of the few that
128:14
donate because i enjoy him
128:16
not because of the rose streams you guys
128:17
are my favorite streamers
128:19
and supporting both of you love you both
128:23
hello magix thank you man you're the
128:25
gold the greatest all-time
128:27
for every person who sends that type of
128:28
message i hate y'all even more
128:32
okay uh give me a good one
128:36
i i just i've given you no i've not peed
128:39
in a pool
128:40
capital of uh slovakia all right so you
128:43
definitely have beer
128:44
no i don't have a pool you expect me to
128:47
have a pool
128:48
i live in berlin there's no houses here
128:50
there's no gardens you've never
128:52
[ __ ] pee in a pool before okay i'm
128:54
not from america we don't have [ __ ]
128:56
gardens with pools everywhere and public
128:58
[ __ ] oh i'm so
128:59
sorry wow that's so sad i just haven't
129:02
been in a pool that much
129:03
literally like once in [ __ ] florida
129:05
oh so you've only been in a pool once in
129:07
florida
129:08
wow that's so sad but go on yeah here we
129:11
go
129:12
what are you doing
129:16
name one [ __ ] house with a pool in
129:18
the uk you guys don't even have weather
129:20
uh actually my i've went on right move
129:23
once and i saw a house with
129:25
a pool in it so yeah yeah what are you
129:27
poor
129:28
huh we're not just shut the [ __ ] up finn
129:32
that's what i thought peach how about a
129:33
good question truth or dare
129:35
i've already given you four i'm looking
129:37
for another one come up with one
129:40
ask me something you genuinely want me
129:41
to answer don't do [ __ ] google
129:44
you'll never find a good heartfelt
129:46
question my time is valuable
129:48
so yeah peach [ __ ] wasting everyone's
129:50
time
129:53
okay well i'm gonna waste it some more
129:54
by thinking of a question in all
129:56
fairness i've still gotta get paid from
129:58
uh
129:58
marisa after this i feel like she's this
130:01
is like a rent yeah
130:02
i need you to pay me special guest
130:04
appearances like
130:06
yeah it's two and a half hours is my
130:09
rate
130:09
600 an hour because you're lucky to be
130:13
on here okay
130:14
you're dying streamer
130:16
[Laughter]
130:19
i'm an admin upcoming literally i can't
130:21
think of a [ __ ] truth
130:24
this is [ __ ]
130:29
think of a truth think of a truth any
130:31
truth is in the church
130:32
what's the strangest place you've ever
130:34
had sex i haven't
130:36
had sex you don't have sex that's so sad
130:40
like once
130:44
i've had sex in a uh bedroom of a kid
130:47
that i do who i asked you who asked you
130:51
you pool pisser children's sex bedroom
130:54
haver
131:07
you don't know my pain not in their
131:10
actual bed
131:11
just yeah i i you should probably
131:13
clarify that it wasn't with the child
131:17
what would i like it it had nothing to
131:20
do with the child it was simply the room
131:21
okay finn can you clarify that no sorry
131:24
i'm making too dark of jokes yes no
131:26
we uh it was like let me properly
131:28
clarify it was it a party that
131:29
the room was not even currently the kids
131:31
there was no kid in the room
131:33
yeah it wasn't there it was empty
131:39
no i just felt like that was a good
131:40
thing to butt in with
131:42
here's one truth that i can give you my
131:44
[ __ ] has
131:45
shrunken so much
131:50
i have erectile dysfunction what's your
131:53
worst
131:54
tag on in hentai mine
131:57
yes oh god the worst one i
132:00
ever looked up ever or like the ones i
132:03
regularly use
132:05
the worst one he's ever looked up ever
132:07
ever looked up i looked up like
132:08
amputation
132:10
like the [ __ ] kind of thing like
132:14
i looked it up right i didn't i didn't
132:15
[ __ ] jerk off to it i looked it up
132:18
wait have you seen the human nugget
132:20
stuff where it's like
132:21
no limbs no yeah like that
132:26
that's like the most [ __ ] up sort of
132:28
like thing that's something no it's not
132:29
never no i showed you that
132:32
oh yeah no it was you thanks for the
132:34
memory i really want chicken nuggets now
132:36
oh no okay okay what i looked at because
132:39
there was this one coming that i was
132:41
kind of interested in
132:42
i'm i'm big into like transformation
132:44
stuff and like you know
132:46
transformation overall and there was
132:48
this one it was kind of weird they
132:49
turned a girl into a pig
132:52
and then so they cut off her arms and
132:54
legs and she was walking on the stumps
132:56
and i thought that's kind of funny so i
132:57
looked up if there's more like that
132:59
and there wasn't really so i
133:02
i didn't [ __ ] i didn't think it was
133:04
hot i didn't think it was hot i just
133:06
looked at it
133:07
that was the question i saw one where
133:09
they like cut off all of her limbs and
133:11
then strapped her to like the front of a
133:13
chariot
133:14
and then injected her with different
133:16
types of like
133:17
diseases and see like and then they
133:20
posted screenshots of how different body
133:22
parts like
133:22
react to the different like disease
133:24
interactions
133:26
like different like disease strains that
133:28
were integrated with certain oh i
133:29
remember another one the guy
133:30
in auschwitz did i remember another one
133:33
that i looked at i'd actually
133:34
kind of like that actually kind of like
133:37
that comic i'm [ __ ]
133:38
on the head okay so there was this guy
133:40
right
133:42
and he was like [ __ ] kidnapped by
133:43
these orcs he was like a hero
133:45
type deal and the orcs kidnapped him and
133:48
they needed someone to breed with and
133:49
they didn't have any women
133:50
so they did like magic candle wax on him
133:54
so he grew like a [ __ ] womb
133:58
he grew like a womb so they could breed
134:00
him so that he couldn't have the orc
134:02
children
134:02
and so that he wouldn't run away they
134:04
cut off his legs
134:06
i thought that was kind of cool
134:10
next topic i this we were watching how's
134:13
that porn it's not even important it's
134:14
just some [ __ ] weird comic book
134:17
i didn't i didn't i didn't [ __ ] like
134:19
wank to it i didn't [ __ ] i
134:21
wasn't horny about it i was just looking
134:22
at it okay okay sometimes you're just
134:24
bored
134:25
okay i'm just so sorry for asking that
134:28
question
134:29
what you're it's actually [ __ ] drawn
134:31
how are you getting offended by this
134:33
you're actually like
134:35
scared i am grossed out grossed out by
134:38
[ __ ] orc
134:38
porn yes yes it's not real
134:42
it's not real i don't even want to
134:44
[ __ ] know what you look at peach
134:46
i just don't i don't want to listen i
134:49
don't want to talk about this [ __ ]
134:50
in front of like over 500 people what's
134:52
the worst thing that you've
134:54
seen on the internet i saw a clock
134:56
amputation
134:57
bald's amputation i haven't watched the
134:59
pain i heard a lot of things about the
135:00
don't do it
135:01
just don't have you watching through
135:04
i've never watched it i didn't even know
135:05
existed i have a bunch so i'll let you
135:08
guys like
135:09
exhaust your resources beforehand yeah i
135:11
don't i don't really wanna
135:13
i don't wanna talk about that okay okay
135:15
let's move on but i have watched like
135:16
actual murder videos
135:20
like i've been in red rooms and [ __ ]
135:22
before okay
135:24
let's move on let's join like live
135:27
live absolutely okay let's move on
135:30
you're gonna go
135:30
on a watch list you're actually getting
135:32
a watch let's go next [ __ ] terrifying
135:34
next speech next question
135:36
i don't have another one i thought it
135:39
was i thought whenever i asked for a
135:41
worse tag on any hint i was gonna be
135:42
like farting
135:44
and i thought we just all just laugh and
135:46
we go on to them i regularly look at the
135:48
breast milk have you ever seen someone
135:50
[ __ ] someone's neck hole
135:52
stop stop
135:56
i don't have anything to drink
136:01
did you study this let's go over there
136:05
why don't you just go with a more nice
136:07
question
136:09
everything i asked wasn't good enough
136:13
okay what personality traits would cause
136:15
you to end a friendship
136:16
uh yours probably looking at neck hole
136:19
[ __ ]
136:21
okay nicole [ __ ] is a little weird
136:23
but it's not like
136:24
it's a little weird but it's not like i
136:26
would scream at the thought of it
136:29
like in real life yeah but if you're
136:31
like oh i saw a drawing of that then i'm
136:33
not gonna go
136:35
you know like yeah people draw that are
136:37
you surprised you're acting like you're
136:39
day one on the internet no that's pretty
136:42
heavy into the internet if you've seen
136:44
neck hole [ __ ] no it's not that deep
136:46
it's not heavy
136:48
there's there's stuff in that you don't
136:50
even want to think about not until
136:51
you've seen
136:52
like amputated limbs and people [ __ ]
136:54
those yeah we're talking about drawings
136:56
here still i've seen the
136:57
real-life version of it
137:01
anyways what's next i've been playing
137:02
balloons tower defense in the background
137:03
of this whole thing it's actually not
137:05
called
137:05
balloons
137:09
so uh what's your guys favorite sauce i
137:12
like chipotle the most
137:16
like a spicy garlic
137:19
yeah i love that okay yeah
137:23
oh we're talking about noodle sauce or
137:24
what i meant like dipping
137:26
okay meow reese says spit or swallow
137:29
uh probably swallow i guess
137:33
it's gonna make a mess if you if you if
137:35
you spit you're just gonna have to wipe
137:36
it up after
137:38
i'm not kidding how about you finn how
137:40
about you oh wait i already know the
137:42
answer it's swallow
137:43
i'm on a diet fam okay
137:47
finn likes to swallow huh
137:52
i'm playing balloons tower defense
137:57
is any of the topics we're talking about
137:59
i don't think so right
138:01
we're not doing anything we're just
138:03
talking
138:05
if you can't answer honestly it's fine
138:07
we're not spreading propaganda like it's
138:09
not like we're promoting it we're just
138:11
talking about experiences
138:13
just yeah smiling to
138:18
not cry a neck hole [ __ ]
138:21
get it out of my head
138:24
the head obviously is cut off right
138:28
let's not talk about that i don't even
138:29
want to okay literally one of the first
138:31
times i've went into japan i went to
138:33
like a dojinshi shop
138:34
and there is an actual whole sub genre
138:37
of porn
138:38
where it's about infecting body parts
138:41
and then [ __ ] them
138:42
so like the body parts are like gross
138:44
like maggots
138:45
us and [ __ ] like that yeah i've seen
138:48
some maggots
138:49
i kind of wondered that doesn't just
138:51
like come out
138:53
that's what i'm saying though it's like
138:55
poor niches
138:57
that you didn't think were like possible
138:59
at all that is it's an it's not normal
139:01
no i'm just i'm just talking about like
139:03
there's there was a
139:04
start point to that right there was
139:06
nothing let's let's move on
139:08
let's move on let's actually immediately
139:10
at a ten
139:11
you know let's actually move on this
139:12
time actually
139:14
actually actually move on uh yeah i've
139:17
watched
139:18
okay uh no um i changed my armpits today
139:22
i shaved my armpits
139:23
here i love that for you that's so
139:25
pretty shave them for uh for the stream
139:28
swallow i swallow i already said because
139:30
if you spit you have to clean it up
139:31
after it's
139:32
unnecessary powerful powerful peach
139:35
favorite depends on the diet okay so if
139:39
it's an
139:39
optimal diet what would you say i would
139:41
swallow of course no problem
139:43
i just don't want to swallow battery
139:46
acid
139:48
finn's vegetarian
139:53
not vegan though no not vegan because it
139:56
would suck to be vegan
139:58
how could you not eat cheese that's the
140:00
best thing i actually love cheese
140:03
it's the best food okay next
140:07
let's do 10 more minutes and then i'm
140:08
ready to [ __ ]
140:10
jump yeah reason brings some questions
140:12
to the table
140:14
what is the okay no let's not ask that
140:18
um if you were gonna get a pet what pet
140:20
would you get right now like actually in
140:22
your i get a cat
140:23
at this point
140:25
[Music]
140:27
i was talking to a uh jaden she's got
140:30
like
140:30
birds and [ __ ] i always kind of like it
140:33
seems like i like the idea of getting
140:35
like a really like uh
140:37
uncommon pet but it seems like such a
140:39
pain in the ass to keep caring
140:40
the one thing about uncommon pets
140:44
is trying to fun find somebody who can
140:46
take care of said pet
140:47
whenever you can't have it around
140:50
usually people who have
140:51
really crazy exotic pets they can't find
140:54
people to take care of them
140:56
right yeah that makes sense
140:59
i mean there's always like a the amount
141:01
of people that i've met that wanted a
141:03
sugar glider
141:04
kind of seemed fun though yeah sugar
141:06
gliders are cute they're just really
141:07
hard yeah i kind of like how
141:08
how nick nicki has a [ __ ]
141:12
ferret yeah the ferret's cute though
141:16
i just like having a dog because i can
141:18
take her like pretty much everywhere i
141:20
go
141:20
because i love it where's my food
141:24
i hold it [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh wait
141:29
what's the worst thing you've ever done
141:30
for money
141:33
i dressed up as a woman i'm not even
141:35
getting paid
141:37
i'm getting paid you gifted me like 1
141:38
million subs i'm getting paid
141:40
for you to be on here all right i'm
141:42
sorry i love you i love you too i love
141:44
you too
141:44
i love you too but damn i'm really gonna
141:46
apologize for that thank you for taking
141:47
me to korean barbecue
141:49
and not inviting bee [ __ ] that was very
141:50
nice
141:52
okay even shouldn't treat you right
141:54
point blank period i'm not going to
141:55
apologize for that
141:56
true being a little [ __ ] for that sorry
141:59
sorry you want me to not be a bad [ __ ]
142:01
you want me to not have your back
142:03
okay true we should be very busy yeah
142:05
that's right that's right [ __ ] you
142:07
should
142:07
be should be six feet on edge [ __ ]
142:11
back i had your [ __ ] back and i was
142:13
there okay i just thought it was like a
142:14
bbq and i got us some [ __ ] soju when
142:17
i tried it
142:17
i was so tired i don't even remember it
142:19
i was literally passing out
142:21
that's a problem every time i come to
142:22
america
142:24
i still hang out with you no the problem
142:26
is every time i go to america
142:28
it's just i don't pick up on like 90 of
142:31
the things that happened because in my
142:32
head i'm like 12 hours ahead and it's
142:34
like
142:34
already like 6am while you guys are all
142:36
having dinner and i'm just like
142:39
so i most of my america trips i
142:42
genuinely don't remember
142:46
um i think the worst thing i've ever
142:48
done for money is by jack in the box
142:51
what's that the game
142:54
jack box not jack in the box oh wait i'm
142:57
i'm high i wasn't thinking
143:00
um i did uber eats for a while that [ __ ]
143:02
was the worst
143:03
the worst thing i've ever done for a
143:04
minute
143:06
can you tell me uh how the [ __ ]
143:09
it takes like why do people why do they
143:11
do two stops instead of just one every
143:13
time
143:14
like i feel like that's just
143:17
you don't take multiple stops i worked
143:20
at a time whenever you only do
143:21
like you go to straight to the person's
143:23
house it was so much
143:25
better then cause some every now and
143:26
then you get the unluckiest order where
143:28
you're like the second guy in that queue
143:30
it's the [ __ ] worst do you want to
143:32
know the worst thing about what i've
143:33
done for money money
143:35
i do have priority money but i feel like
143:37
the priority doesn't do [ __ ] it doesn't
143:39
make anything faster
143:40
the worst thing i've ever done for money
143:42
was blackmail someone argue
143:44
that's okay listen i have a lot of money
143:48
i have a lot of money i'm a very rich i
143:50
have a lot of money oh get a load of
143:52
this guy
143:53
i have a lot of money huh i'm a very
143:56
power
143:56
rich rich guy then clean your house
144:00
stranger things looking ass okay yeah
144:02
yeah clean your house
144:03
your things in your house i'm coming
144:05
over in like a week okay have it clean
144:07
please
144:07
she has a boy what who what character
144:12
i don't know like you just embodiment of
144:14
stranger things but like that's not a
144:16
bad thing i like you you mean the
144:17
evil gross meat monster thing no no no
144:19
no like the whole show combined you just
144:21
have stranger things vibes
144:23
i don't think so i think he has sucking
144:25
mary's nuts vibes
144:27
i mean the fact that so many people are
144:29
defending
144:30
me fenn over you
144:34
no one likes wait what we didn't even
144:36
what
144:37
ordering on priority uh-huh
144:42
oh okay this is not a safe place for fun
144:44
anymore
144:45
you got the steve hair this t-vibe
144:48
true i thought steve has like hair like
144:50
this finn your hair is long enough where
144:52
you can like cut it like mine where it's
144:54
like a feminine shortcut
144:56
you can get fringe you can get fringe
145:00
i could but why would i want to do that
145:01
to myself and the other people that i
145:03
have to look at oh beautiful
145:05
yeah get the picture cut out what the
145:07
[ __ ] is about
145:12
i mean i guess i understand i thought
145:14
what we had was special
145:15
i watched you play minecraft for four
145:17
hours straight
145:18
yeah are you cheating play
145:22
cops huh cheating or whatever
145:25
no she did watch me build a rat farm in
145:26
minecraft for four hours straight she
145:28
watched you do that
145:29
while i was sleeping that was burned
145:33
to a crisp oh that was the penis tower
145:36
that got burned
145:38
ah yes the penis tower was burnt down by
145:42
one of the rats from the rat farm i
145:43
can't believe this okay every time
145:45
i get tired and and then finn just
145:47
immediately moves on to talking to peach
145:49
which is kind of us what it's cause i'm
145:52
the only person who answers
145:54
that let's let's just flirt with each
145:56
other
145:57
yeah yeah i'm gonna drop i'm gonna drop
146:00
finn and you're gonna drop peach and we
146:01
just [ __ ] instead we already have my
146:03
names i talk all of y'all four hours i
146:06
guess
146:06
i guess there's enough of my big ass
146:08
forehead to go around [ __ ] i
146:11
don't see it
146:12
you have a big forehead do that i'm i'm
146:14
not gonna yeah
146:16
here's the mary's a forehead reveal it's
146:18
happening no you're not wrong
146:20
you're not robbed mary's afraid i didn't
146:23
want to hear it come from your mouth
146:25
jenna what group of like jenna what
146:27
group of people were you in at school
146:29
like what
146:29
clique would you say you would be in
146:31
murderers murderers
146:40
[Music]
146:45
what type of point are you trying to
146:47
like i want to see
146:48
it's like a person it's like his whole
146:50
separate personality type
146:52
right like it's like um i was in there
146:54
with the school [ __ ] group
146:56
[ __ ] you go to the toyota and show you
146:59
are
146:59
you really like closely associated with
147:02
the people you associated with in
147:04
high school middle school finn i'd say
147:07
that the group of friends kind of
147:09
extends
147:10
like i don't know any of the people
147:12
there anymore but i still hang out with
147:13
[ __ ] nuts like people should hang out
147:16
with the band kids
147:17
what do you mean nerds i'm actually the
147:18
coolest person ever all the bad kids
147:20
what do you mean nerds when you talk to
147:22
me finn what do you mean nerdy
147:24
i'm actually like such a chad you
147:27
talk to me about comics for a whole day
147:31
comics you can be [ __ ] cool and talk
147:32
about comics
147:34
no you can't i don't need to like sell
147:36
my naruto figures to be a [ __ ] chad
147:38
like i'm not probably the coolest person
147:40
you've done
147:40
about you've talked about naruto uh to
147:43
me for a while
147:44
and i've not met a single cool person
147:45
that's ever watched man
147:47
every time rhys has talked about naruto
147:49
my pussy's what as [ __ ] what are you
147:50
talking to
147:51
me too what are you talking about my
147:53
[ __ ] is what is [ __ ] as soon as she
147:55
brings up naruto
147:56
as soon as she brings up like sasuke
147:59
okay like don't get me started
148:03
i never talk about success when she
148:04
wears the minecraft socks though
148:07
that's that's my smoke that's why it's
148:08
so hot what do you mean minecraft sucks
148:10
what about my naruto sucks
148:12
about them peach i bought these with you
148:13
mention him i'm quivering
148:16
peach i bought these socks with you
148:17
together socks with me
148:20
i'm wearing them right now say that i
148:21
gotta pee so bad can we end this soon
148:24
yeah pee dude no i gotta take off my
148:27
makeup first
148:28
piss i don't i don't pee with makeup
148:31
you're right now i bet you won't pee
148:32
marry we can like watch your stream for
148:34
a few minutes we're also getting a
148:36
bottle
148:36
get it we're not we're doing it okay
148:50
[Music]
148:52
why am i being a hauled house teacher on
148:54
my own channel out hostage
148:57
jenna just go live again i'll host you
148:59
okay you can have these back
149:00
you can have the viewers back you can
149:02
help me
149:04
can i marry can i go live and continue
149:10
you haven't taken a [ __ ] piss yet i
149:11
want you to take a [ __ ] piss
149:14
until you take a [ __ ] piss don't
149:15
[ __ ] talk to me
149:17
don't [ __ ] ever this song follow me
149:19
on twitter
149:20
okay don't you dare there's my piss
149:23
don't you dare
149:24
oh you're gonna take a piss now you're
149:26
gonna take a piss on pee pee poo poo
149:28
okay
149:32
go take a piss girl this is my jam turn
149:34
it up
149:36
okay i i'm about to end it i'm gonna
149:38
shoot ending it
149:39
wait wait we'll just take care of this
149:42
call of duty after stream we can play
149:44
call of duty i'm gonna stay up i just
149:46
don't
149:46
i just i just want to take over all of
149:48
this i just want to talk about
149:49
you kind of wait you know can i say
149:52
mary's i love you
149:53
i love you too jenna okay peach i love
149:55
you
149:56
shouldn't i'd [ __ ] kiss you on the
149:58
lips right now
149:59
[ __ ] i just want to take up the cat
150:01
ears i want to take off the cat ears i
150:02
want to take off the beanie i want to
150:03
take out the eyelashes and the lipstick
150:05
i know
150:06
i want to try this what is the the group
150:09
of high school you were in for me was
150:11
the pissers
150:11
the pissers what'd you guys talking
150:15
about i can't even hear it
150:19
don't worry about it it's fine
150:23
she's still not pissed no she's not
150:26
pissed
150:27
i'm not pissing oh i mean literally
150:30
she
150:35
you'll never see me piss i piss
150:38
well at home i sit down but if i go
150:40
outside i stand up
150:43
peach i don't want to remind you the
150:45
time you pissed that katsucon in my bed
150:49
[Music]
150:50
what happens to the best devices
150:53
well if you guys don't want to end we
150:55
can go this direction um peach
150:57
in 2016 you tweeted a life without
150:59
president trump is no life at all what
151:01
did you mean by that
151:03
i literally told you the one thing i did
151:06
not want to do
151:07
on your stream today was this [ __ ]
151:10
well i said this is the one remember
151:12
when we went to the jewelry store at
151:14
katsukon and you were being really
151:16
transphobic to the employee
151:18
wow wow peach yeah she misgendered them
151:21
and then they corrected her and she said
151:23
no you corrected and you're still acting
151:26
this way no no
151:26
she didn't even like miss okay she
151:28
misgendered first and then the employee
151:30
corrected her and it's like these are
151:32
pronouns and then she said no they're
151:33
not
151:34
no they're not getting an intervention
151:37
right now for something that i didn't
151:38
even do
151:40
you better hold your legs to your
151:42
[ __ ] chest [ __ ] because we're
151:44
grilling you right i know that moxie got
151:45
everything we're doing our background
151:47
quick right now
151:48
and we know background check you've seen
151:51
your credit it's been only one month and
151:54
peach
151:59
we know what your credit score is peach
152:02
that's so scary i've never actually was
152:05
part of the capital
152:06
attacker oh my god oh my god
152:10
the fbi is definitely gonna show up my
152:11
house right now i don't mean to brag but
152:13
i am a part of the fbi
152:15
so in 2017 peach stars tweeted something
152:18
really transphobic and promptly deleted
152:20
the tweet
152:23
and no one will ever know what it was
152:24
but it was definitely transphobic
152:26
it was very transphobic oh yeah she also
152:30
has a large history of uh racial
152:32
insensitivity
152:34
it was actually the same tweet was
152:35
transphobic and racist
152:37
yeah and homophobic i don't even think i
152:39
can think and then she joined a far
152:42
right uh group that focused on
152:45
blowing up trash cans
152:50
i swear
152:57
remember when i posted that i was like
152:59
peaches what the [ __ ] that was just
153:00
unnecessary
153:01
and i just posted a picture of a car
153:03
like being egged and i was like that
153:04
that's just not i literally
153:06
woke up to people cussing at me
153:10
i just posted a picture of a random
153:13
car no i i did she posted a picture of a
153:16
random car with eggs on it and i was
153:17
like i was like at peaches what the [ __ ]
153:20
this is not funny why would you do this
153:22
and she actually got like
153:24
cancelled for it why would you treat me
153:27
like me out retail like this yeah not
153:29
just me my car as well
153:31
i'm just under my car i would like to
153:35
apologize for being a completely
153:36
different country at the time i'm sorry
153:39
yeah you ordered some i literally said i
153:41
also would you
153:42
like to state quite frankly
153:45
why you have the feelings and how you
153:48
express the way you express towards your
153:50
reasons
153:51
and her country yeah what's what's your
153:54
problem with germany i remember that one
153:55
tweet you made in twitter what
153:57
yes absolutely what is your problem with
153:59
journey when you said oh they have
154:03
so i don't like it peach america uh you
154:07
heard it here
154:08
first peach does not like germany
154:10
because she can in fact
154:12
not point it out on the map meow riso
154:15
what do you have to say in response to
154:17
this
154:18
uh comment by peach jars he's just that
154:21
airhead
154:23
uh we heard it here first marisa says uh
154:26
peach jars is in fact an american and an
154:29
arrowhead
154:30
chad what do you have to say in regards
154:33
to that
154:33
finn any comments on the side of this
154:37
america bad american
154:40
that's it that's the takeaway from the
154:42
session tonight america bad from finn
154:45
uh peace quite frankly hating on germany
154:49
don't know what her word
154:52
european powers but uh
154:55
hopefully we can come to know he's not
154:57
just hating on germany but also
154:59
the entirety of the lgbtqia plus
155:02
community
155:03
oh my god absolutely uh peach do you
155:06
hate the lgbt
155:08
ia plus community
155:13
if this was a deal i could not she says
155:15
she says quietly
155:17
as she eats her any massages i think
155:19
that's enough said
155:20
quite frankly yeah peach i remember when
155:23
you were talking about like switched the
155:25
targets
155:26
of like misogynism and i thought that
155:28
was kind of [ __ ] up so i got to call
155:30
you out for that
155:30
life on air absolutely
155:34
i just don't think it's the right thing
155:36
women deserve to be treated equally and
155:38
not be harassed and
155:40
women do absolutely deserve to be
155:43
treated
155:44
equally i don't think unless it's why
155:46
you have that weird idea of like a tr
155:48
ranking system based on gender and
155:50
sexuality peach
155:52
i just don't think it's that good to
155:54
have that mindset
155:55
in these times maybe a few how long has
155:57
this been going on
155:58
actually i'm going to kick you out of
156:00
this called peach i'm halfway done with
156:01
my doritos
156:02
i'm absolutely done with this i can't
156:05
kick you why can't i not kick you what
156:06
the [ __ ] i tried to kick you three times
156:08
i cannot kick you
156:10
here no no hold it hold her dorito oh
156:12
okay it's over
156:13
it's over i'm ending stream i really
156:14
gotta piss no
156:16
wait i want to get a dorito oh my god i
156:20
love that press
156:21
oh how did you get that what
156:25
okay enough enough ending stream i'm
156:27
ending stream thank you guys for
156:28
watching
156:31
it was a it was like it was a pleasure
156:34
um
156:41
while hanging out with me ariza but it
156:43
was it was good i guess
156:45
yeah yes thank you all for thanks
156:48
everyone see you fancy
156:49
i almost leaked love you guys do you
156:51
guys want to play some call of duty
156:53
yes i will take up this makeup and piss
156:56
wait
156:56
wait wait wait wait can i just say i
156:58
love you guys
157:00
i love you all too i love you i love you
157:02
guys so much bye
157:04
bye bye wait you guys oh [ __ ]
157:08
phil hi finn we're gonna get [ __ ]
157:10
cancelled for this stream
157:12
no i'm deleting the bot this was garbage
157:15
holy [ __ ]
157:17
i'm still life i know i'm just saying
157:21
this is we're going to cancel this
157:22
[ __ ] street
157:25
i mean um
157:28
i think it i didn't say anything bad
157:29
that get gets me canceled here i did
157:31
pretty good
157:33
i think we all made jokes about stuff
157:35
that would have got us cancelled
157:37
how how exactly what what singular thing
157:39
would have gotten me canceled that i
157:40
said tonight
157:42
that peach hits women okay that's a bad
157:45
yeah don't joke about that who cares
157:47
you haven't yet said hey guys let's give
157:50
it up for women
157:52
guys big round of applause for all women
157:54
here tonight
157:55
including finn women i'm literally
157:57
unproblematic only a few attempts back
158:00
in the day but that's
158:01
that's good because i learned from them
158:02
and i improved
158:04
and i changed my opinion which means i'm
158:06
no longer problematic
158:08
yeah i only only harassed a few people
158:12
and uh only only set a few houses on
158:15
fire but
158:15
apart from that i learned you five
158:18
seconds ago what could i possibly say
158:20
that would get me canceled
158:21
what do you mean you're actually gonna
158:22
you actually think that someone on
158:23
twitter is gonna make like why mary's as
158:25
problematic post
158:26
she said she burned a house okay someone
158:28
told her someone do it
158:30
it's over mary's i burned a house uh
158:33
tweeted and shipped
158:34
well thank you all for watching is colin
158:37
smoke still life
158:43
yeah i'm gonna give my i'm gonna give
158:45
the viewers back that i stole from him
158:46
i just want to quickly say literally
158:48
everything we've talked about for the
158:50
last hour has been jokes
158:51
just so no threads come up well thank
158:54
you for watching
158:55
love you all and uh goodbye join the
158:58
raid
158:58
uh to be nice to colin smoke who is um
159:02
very proud homosexual
159:05
i think he's bisexual as i said
159:10
we're doing your lgbt plus friendly raid
159:13
okay
159:13
guys join the [ __ ] raid holy [ __ ]
159:16
what's wrong with you
159:18
join it join the [ __ ] that's it i'm
159:21
canceling the raid i'm actually
159:22
canceling it if you guys don't want to
159:24
join we're turning it into a host
159:25
[ __ ] thank you all good night