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i'm so
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good at vfx ah [ __ ] i'm so good at vfx i
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said
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i'm so good at vfx oh man
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oh god damn it's me p.o box man
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didn't even plan that anyway so what's
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been new
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i got a new dress uh i got a new thing
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hey pretty man let's let yes
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anyway so
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okay listen here's what's been going on
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uh your boy got new nails
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um they're the same ones that we picked
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last time they came really quickly have
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a look-see at them
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camera [ __ ] you camera look at that
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nails cool they've got clouds on them
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they're pink they've got sparkles on
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them and [ __ ]
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oh they're great anyway they're great
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nails
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however they're really [ __ ] long like
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really really really [ __ ] long
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this hair should be over here i think no
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it shouldn't
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uh well you know i'm committing to it
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i'm committing to this oh damn you know
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what it looks better
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i was right little ch
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cool oh by the way my my [ __ ] stream
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labs is now fixed
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i guess i can now see everything and i
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almost want to test
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is the subs today fixed
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maybe
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no
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no no it's not not at all not even close
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broken [ __ ] smh
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what about hold on
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what about this seems broken how much
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what about it
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i'm not current i don't currently have a
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price tag on hugs
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i give them out for free but only if you
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find my oh god i shouldn't make that
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joke
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only if you find me
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10 months of rose was all i ever needed
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i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna have a
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mental breakdown listening to [ __ ]
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is that a road microphone or are you
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just happy to see me
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it is a road microphone it's the road nc
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1a i have no i have
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i uh god that spun me for a [ __ ] loop
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i didn't even have a joke about that
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anyway
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what's up we have a [ __ ] ton of po box
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packages we have so [ __ ] many because
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i left it for so [ __ ] long
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uh new dress is very cool new nail's
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very cool i'm gonna attempt by the way
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there are they are only stick on nails
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previously
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i could have ripped someone's [ __ ]
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jugular out with these but
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these no no no if i whacked these on the
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table too hard or as i did
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many many times today while just putting
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on my outfit or
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doing that with a gun that happened
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three times and now audrey
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i hope you like your book and your
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wooden heart
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catwoman no no no no i'm a what am i
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right now i'm just a
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pink woman um you know what's been good
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about today
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is that hmm finn's lips think that i
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think that's something
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finn that's thank you that finn that's
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some pretty cool lipstick you got there
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where where what's that how did you
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where when did you do that
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well i'll tell you when i did that like
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[ __ ] a day ago
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because i told you guys it was literally
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[ __ ]
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48 hour goddamn lipstick it is slightly
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less pink than it was but it is still
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there
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uh and i really really freaked out the
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delivery man that gave me my pizza
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um today mainly because of literally you
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see any
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anyone wearing this [ __ ] no matter if
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they have this voice or not
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you're gonna be freaked out a little bit
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do it do your girl voice
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are you insane are you insane i don't
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know how
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gorilla glue i it's pretty much gorilla
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glue it's this [ __ ] it's like it's nail
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glue have you ever used nail glue it
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works the same way
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it's just i don't use gorilla glue on
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parts of my body
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did i shoot five maybe i'm the only one
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that learned that
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i don't know anyway it's my first p.o
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box opening let's go
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we got a [ __ ] big one i feel like we
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always have this one challenge to find
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you that's all she said
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no it's not i don't endorse finding my
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address
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i actively unendorse it
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anyway i always seem to have a ton of
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p.o box packages to open it's over there
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and over there
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mainly because i leave them for weeks i
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love the new dress rose it is totally
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you
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what i really loved was your appearances
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in
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minx 24-hour stream the black look in
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stockings and the shock on mink's face
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yeah lol make sure they get cut and
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added to your youtube
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i don't know whether they will but
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they're definitely going to be on the
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main minecraft chance already
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oh i should try and get what oh my god
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that's a good idea actually
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i'm going to see if i can get warden to
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add them in
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she should be done with them about
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tomorrow actually yo
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yo warden what i've got i can't type
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with these
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hold on okay warden uh add oh god i'll
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i'll tell her later warden's probably
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watching hey
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watch stream uh hey
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at the uh at that one at the at the
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clips of me
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walking around in the background of
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minx's uh 24-hour live stream when i was
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with
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that would be funny for the minecraft
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video that'd be really good by the way
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these are the first nails that it is
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actively hard to type with
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i took the nails off got used to them
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with that without having long ass now
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kinda in the mood to mess with you
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oh now i don't know i can't looking cute
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oh
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thank you oh yeah wait why is it still
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hold on let me let me let me one sec let
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me do something
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let me like turn it off and on again
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hold on let me
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uh no that's not it
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oh that's all time that's 30 days
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where's weekly weekly pal i guess
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technically that is weekly
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what about session top nope that doesn't
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[ __ ] work
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i guess session doesn't really work very
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well i don't know what session means
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find them weakly top someone's got to
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beat that i don't know
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anyway you could chat you could cheat
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with the girl voice use voice change
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software
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see i have voice changing software but
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it don't apparently i don't have any
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good one
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because whenever i try and use it
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clownfish
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i don't have it downloaded every time i
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try and use it it just sounds like a
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robot
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i've heard other people use uh different
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voice change softwares like with the go
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xlr
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two month pass that's okay
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it's okay it's not amazing uh
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fun how uh fun how unconsciously
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look for now unconsciously you put a
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girl voice on without noticing it i've
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never done a girl voice in my entire
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life
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voice box ah is that like a well-known
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thing
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i don't know changer is a lame cop-out i
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agree uh
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but also it's really [ __ ] hard um
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you giggle though
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i don't count my giggles aren't like
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go for it they aren't girly giggles my
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voice my giggles aren't
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girl giggles they're just giggles every
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giggle
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will sound like a normal it just sounds
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like a a giggle
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it's a it's an ink have you ever said a
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word so many times that it doesn't sound
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right anymore
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like giggle say giggle five times and
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tell me if it sounds like a real word
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anymore anyway
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last time we did a p.o box opening i've
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been snacking on these hold on
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we got three of these giant
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three kilogram bags or 20 pounds of
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haribo fried eggs which i learnt the
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hard way to put down softly because now
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they're everywhere
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um so i'm kind of excited for this one
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i haven't opened po box packages in like
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three or four weeks
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um really really really want
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really really really really really want
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some good stuff in these
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the the ones that i bought up that were
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like entertaining to me that looked fun
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are still here like that one there that
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that one right there
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like that one right there that looks
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like i hope this goes through him having
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trouble with my paypal
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sorry mom people what oh my god
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this one's really light but it's also
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from something that says
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epos gear which sounds like something
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tactical
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i'm hoping it's a knife it's not because
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it's
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really really light though oh my god
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oh it smells oh have you watched the new
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cruella trailer
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are you even into disney stuff oh man
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that smells like bad
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oh man that's really not good
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is this
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minda red alert what's that
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it smells [ __ ] awful though
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oh my god it smells like [ __ ]
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it's not not lateral [ __ ] but like it
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smells really bad
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i can't even describe that i can't even
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[ __ ] describe that
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it smells like food
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it's not squishy though i don't know
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biohazard container i don't know it
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smells
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really bad though shall i open it anyway
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cardboard does tend to smell bad
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sometimes
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oh it's a bottle my wife has started
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showing me instagrams with dudes wearing
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heels and skirts oh dude i'm kind of
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scared of it
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i think she is catching on i don't know
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what this is
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i don't know what it is
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i figured out why it smells bad
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no wait am i is this illegal
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i don't think that's legal this is the
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best place to be wait is it
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all the laughs hold on wait we got off
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to a really [ __ ] interesting start
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so i don't know if anyone can be wearing
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googled it
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it's not anything gross before
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sorry if i completely [ __ ] sorry if i
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completely missed that donation
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but i've i don't know the legality of
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this it's not gross
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it's not weed it's not drugs of any kind
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it smells [ __ ] awful though i think
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that's just i think that's just the
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cardboard cardboard just tends to
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not be the best because it's five months
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let me look up the legality of this
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uh whoa hello i'm going to find out
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uh is it legal i'm checking
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i'm not allowed to have this i'm not
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allowed to have this
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uh well am i i don't know if it is what
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it is so what it says on the container
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it says oh no wait it says it's
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manufactured in the uk
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i guess it's legal it said on the
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container it said
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do not ship internationally which i was
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like
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okay interesting and
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i start i'm gonna show you what i see as
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i'm pulling it out i see this right it's
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a metal container
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shiny metal and then i start seeing uh
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this
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a guy's skull with red on it like
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clearly this is not
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this is [ __ ] pepper spray don't know
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it's make me feel a little sad but
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anyway
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take another twenty dollars i think oh
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no it's not it's
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red alert self defense spray i think
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it's literally just like
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a foul odor to distract seven
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it's not pepper spray it doesn't hurt
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anyone it's just
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gross smelling spray paint
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i was [ __ ] i was [ __ ] right you
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just spray that in some dude's face
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and presumably they have the reaction i
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did where i went
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careful with the nails oh my god yeah
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sorry i
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i will it's legal i can have it
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i googled whether pepper spray is legal
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pepper spray is not legal this
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apparently is though
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oh my
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oh dude
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dude it smells so bad
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it smells so bad oh my god
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it's i it smells like nothing i've ever
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smelt before
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ah it smells like a garbage can
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like
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ah dude that's that's when the things
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closed
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oh
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oh man that's way better holy [ __ ]
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pepper spray is not legal in the uk no
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oh my god oh my god
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hey that was that smell so bad
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wow wow that smell bad
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yeah okay fine a foul odor no [ __ ]
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[ __ ] oh my god
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a strong start oh my [ __ ] okay
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i don't know how you're gonna follow
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that up uh random package
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well i wouldn't even come near you if
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you carry that around
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dude know what that really is you know
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what that smells like a convention
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center that smells like an anime
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convention center and that's all i can
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that's the closest thing i can give you
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it's what thank you for the 10 gifted
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you're very kind girl gurgle fricks god
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damn that's a good name
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i already know this is a shoebox i
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already know this is a shoebox
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i ordered you guy someone in chat said
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it's shoes
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i swear to god shoeboxes i can spot a
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mile away these are shoes these are
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definitely shoes
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uh how can i open this in a fun way now
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that i know it's shoes
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um karambit
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ah let's go baby come here [ __ ]
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shink that was dangerous let me do it
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again shink
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on camera look at that [ __ ] insane
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anyway
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i probably shouldn't do that i'm
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teaching bad safe knife safety to people
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all right so rip that open
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you like getting all these donations
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don't you
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buckle buckle i do
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i really do like getting all those
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donations uh
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please ask me questions i love to answer
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them my streamer is too arrogant
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to read donations but kind of proud she
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became a real eager sorry
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they wouldn't even come near you if you
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handle yeah wait wait hey finn i will
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i will go lurking chat and probably
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watch the vods afterwards have fun be
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careful with those nails
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yeah they're a bit of a pain in the ass
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edgar you missed my first doughnut i'm
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sorry because it wasn't
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married but anyway take another 20.
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edgar i don't see your first
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oh hi edgar here hugs hey thanks edgar
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hold on how can i give you a hug
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thank you i even shaved my armpits for
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this i mean come on
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i have i give the best hugs now
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and they smell like whatever that was
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well every time i look at it i think
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about how it smells
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red patent red patent red patent red red
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it says red that's all i got buckle up
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b-u-c-k-o
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oh there's no buckles on them an
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unexpect an unexpected turn of events
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clearly dude the one look where i
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probably can't wear red heels
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holy [ __ ] wait these are a normal sized
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heel
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okay all right these are not okay cool
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i was right they were shoes so is
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everyone else
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these are a normal sized pair of heels
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i say normal this is somewhat insane for
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a lot of girls but [ __ ] it dude i'm like
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i'm used to i'm used to tall ass heels
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let me give you some perspective these
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are the ones that i wore
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these are the ones that i wore just
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yesterday compared to these ones
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a lot smaller they're like a whole inch
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or two smaller
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so not bad and i don't actually own a
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good pair of red
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okay now that you read donations please
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dominate
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me oh
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oh oh
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that's a conversation to not have on
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twitches girl my god
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your name's not even on the bordish go
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i'm sorry dude i can't do it your name's
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not even on the board
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oh damn sorry dbbs what's up thank you
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is that manipulative i probably
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shouldn't say [ __ ] like that but thank
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you guys for the donations all the same
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uh i will not be um
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i will not be dominating anyone
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hi rose looking pog today unless it's
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virtual
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in which case i can provide hey pal i
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[ __ ] love that name
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pal hey pal anyway all right oh no the
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brand name's buckle
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oh the brand name is buckle oh there's a
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piece of thing in there should i try
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them on hold on let's see if they fit
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oh these don't fit wait do they
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oh my god they might these do not fit
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but wait these are on the edge of
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fitting dude holy [ __ ]
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whoa wait what did i miss harold's
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looking pog today
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oh dude no these aren't gonna fit i
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immediately put these up to my hand
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they are like one size too small
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i think
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god damn it these heels aren't going to
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fit but oh no
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they're wait no these aren't going to
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fit these are not going to fit
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i can't do this the pre the [ __ ] what
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is this what's the
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f what's the thing what's that one
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[ __ ] disney story with the
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prince and the princess and the [ __ ]
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shoe is
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it's the princess and the shoe what the
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[ __ ] is that called snow white
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what is that cinderella there we go
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the shoe didn't fit it wasn't even made
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of glass honestly curious how do you
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feel about
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people sexualizing you on your streams
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i don't give a [ __ ] not the memos but
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the people who come here just to rub
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one out uh to be honest with you i don't
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really care
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i've never really you know look it's
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been seven months already
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love every sec of it you know i'm sorry
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i'm i'm reapplying a nail give me a
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minute
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you know the um what's up confirmed
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uh the [ __ ]
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[Music]
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i you know when although a controversy
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was happening around like idubbbz and
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[ __ ]
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where was like oh you're dating a
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girlfriend
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never understood it have to be to get a
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minecraft date
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being sexualized on the internet never
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fazed me at all
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it might just be because like i'm a dude
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right like
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i don't think i don't think i had to
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grow up
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i didn't have like been you for the last
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days in insta
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i didn't have like the i feel like i am
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the only one committing to this
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relationship
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i'm sorry i'm sorry
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i don't check my instagram dms often
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enough but no i don't i didn't like get
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raised as a girl so i never had like the
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uh
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i never had that like i think contra
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points made a good thing about it like i
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never had like
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i i'm never gonna have the uh oh damn
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getting catcalled
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from a [ __ ] scary guy at night sort
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of thing when i was growing up as a
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little
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grill so i'm not like i don't really i
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don't really give a [ __ ] about being
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sexualized on the internet especially
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not as a girl because it's more of like
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a character for me
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it's kind of like you're sexualizing a
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character it doesn't really matter you
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know
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i don't care is the basic answer to that
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all right
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next this feels like a knife
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it's not god damn it it could have been
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though it was the right shape box
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it was the right have it was the right
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weight too it's definitely the right
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weight
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it might be a knife if i'm this [ __ ]
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if i am
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this i'm gonna if it's a knife i'm
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buying a lottery ticket because oh my
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god
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i'm lucky then you realize you said
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other girls when you were talking about
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the heels
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it's not a knife uh it says nutrition
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facts and it also says best before
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the 12th of december 2021
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i can't share that on stream why is it
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why is it in that box
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ah it came out oh god hold on ah
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[ __ ] oh no
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what the [ __ ] no
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i'm closing this look at this wow i've
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been subbed to this salute for five
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months is that totally worth it is that
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ellie
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wait what okay egg confirmed
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it wasn't a sad boy i've never heard
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anyone say [ __ ] besides aly
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you make my you make my heart smile
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and it says it's all in a nice rose
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packaging it says say it with chocolate
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it's made something made of chocolate i
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read the thing
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oh it's so beautiful i'm not i'm gonna
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take out what it is
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um
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it's a chocolate penis it's a it's a
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chocolate penis
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it's a chocolate penis
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it's not very big either much smaller
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than
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the ones i've seen anyway
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i'll just be setting that aside for uh
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no other reason
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no reason i'm definitely throwing it
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away but i'm also keeping it in the
25:20
snack cupboard
25:21
you know so i know where it is so i can
25:23
throw it away later
25:26
anyway next box
25:30
i'm going through my interesting boxes
25:32
i've got some [ __ ]
25:33
sixth sense about me of what's gonna
25:35
make an interesting po box
25:37
cause i don't know what's in any of
25:38
these i could be wrong one of them i
25:40
could open it's just a
25:41
[ __ ] i don't know a beanie i don't
25:42
know it could be anything but these are
25:44
the boxes that i deem to be
25:46
special looking um basically i just went
25:49
on
25:50
how big they are and how heavy they are
25:52
it's not really a great system but i
25:54
seem to like it it seems to have [ __ ]
25:56
worked
25:57
so how to get how to get finn to open
25:59
your box
26:00
really quickly uh send it with a send
26:03
whatever you're trying to send
26:04
with a bar of lead i'll probably open it
26:08
really quickly also let it be good let
26:11
has a pretty high resale value
26:13
uh so i could sell it later on for a
26:15
profit
26:17
oh okay so this one's multiple it's got
26:21
it's gift wrapped interesting
26:26
uh both of them have different
26:29
tags on them let's see what they say
26:31
hold on babe how big does my
26:34
don't know have to be to get a minecraft
26:36
date
26:39
i've never gone on a single minecraft
26:41
day with someone so probably pretty high
26:43
i don't know
26:47
q for you short stuff how long do you
26:50
think to grow real hair to length of
26:52
current extensions
26:54
oh [ __ ] yes i mean it would
26:58
it took me a year to grow it to the
26:59
point where i'm at now right
27:01
roughly probably another year or two
27:03
probably two years
27:04
probably in two years time le hey
27:07
doesn't have
27:08
hair growth slow down i don't know i
27:10
think it does this one's from drunk ewo
27:11
it says something
27:12
two clothes coming in this but there is
27:14
a catch
27:15
one is comfy classic and the other
27:17
clothes are a little bit
27:18
cursed okay here is the game you have to
27:22
choose carefully and wear whatever you
27:24
open first have fun
27:26
and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say
27:27
the second one says the same thing
27:31
yeah okay
27:36
which one's cursed peace hey f1 nn i
27:39
love your streams so much i am watching
27:42
you while i finish my homework
27:45
here is 25 from my parents love peach
27:49
thank you sorry i was renting to peach
27:51
before
27:52
i thought it would include 20 pounds 30
27:55
000 calories of fried eggs with every
27:57
box to get
27:58
opened quickly oh 30 000 calories
28:01
i didn't think it was that much anyway
28:03
you know me and peach were uh me and
28:05
peach i i say me and peach i was ranting
28:08
uh in i was i thought it was really
28:10
funny
28:11
in a group chat working so much so you
28:13
can have my money
28:14
i think dream streamed once uh like
28:17
recently a few days ago
28:18
and then he uh and then he set his
28:21
minimum donations to like twenty dollars
28:23
and i just thought that was so [ __ ]
28:25
funny the balls
28:26
but then again he probably need to set
28:28
guessing he said it to that
28:30
so that people so that he wouldn't have
28:32
to like
28:33
so that he wouldn't like get completely
28:35
spammed and no one would you know
28:37
whatever he needs to otherwise it'll
28:38
just get spammed so
28:40
as everyone saying left pick the large
28:42
one
28:43
okay large one going with the large one
28:45
all right we'll do this one okay
28:48
but i thought it was so funny because
28:49
they were like every single second so i
28:51
was saying like wow dude these kids have
28:53
money all right ready
28:58
that was good that was a good clean cut
29:00
good clean cut
29:02
karambit is really the tool of opening
29:05
choice
29:06
you guys better be right here if this is
29:08
if this is cursed oh
29:10
i swear if you can wear it today do it
29:14
next stream i don't want to ruin today's
29:16
outfit
29:18
today's outfit's pretty good okay
29:21
shall i open both and see what they are
29:23
because this is just some black thing
29:26
uh shall i open both and see what they
29:28
are
29:29
let's find out let's find out big ass
29:32
dildo
29:32
i don't think that's a dildo i think
29:34
it's clothing because he said clothing
29:36
oh yeah oh my god [ __ ] i need to cut
29:39
more
29:40
why open it with a bow and arrow bow and
29:43
arrow why open it with the bow when i
29:44
can just open it with a knife
29:47
okay oh they're both just like
29:52
they're both just black and i can't tell
29:55
what either of them are
30:00
ah okay hmm all right fine this was the
30:04
one
30:04
hold on this was the one this was the
30:06
one that you guys picked
30:07
hopefully it's not very cursed it
30:09
doesn't look cursed
30:10
i think we might have won hold on i
30:12
think we might have won
30:14
it's just a black [ __ ] just a plane
30:18
it's like a fitted like women's black
30:20
shirt
30:22
[ __ ] yeah we won oh it's got like a
30:24
little tie in it too
30:25
look it's got like a little uh little
30:28
like knot in the bottom
30:29
it's kind of cute okay that's cool let
30:32
me put it on the clothes file
30:33
that's kind of cool okay we got it not
30:36
cursed we won
30:37
thank you chad good job okay let's open
30:39
the [ __ ] cursed one now
30:41
this okay this is the one i'm kind of
30:43
hoping will be fun
30:45
okay it's still a black shirt but it's
30:48
oh wow it's just straight up [ __ ]
30:50
it's just straight up see through
30:52
john john john
30:55
john john jack can we go to john
30:58
i'm still putting it on the close part
31:00
chat can we get a john dot dot check let
31:01
me get a john dodd
31:05
john
31:10
john no john
31:14
[Music]
31:16
john thank you chat
31:19
thanks for helping me with this ow [ __ ]
31:21
my hair
31:22
uh where's my goddamn hairbrush i swear
31:25
i had a hairbrush did i have an airbrush
31:28
i had a hairbrush somewhere it's here
31:30
john
31:31
sorry my hair's like getting so frizzy
31:33
and gross okay
31:34
oh here's getting so frizzy i tried to
31:36
straighten it but it just didn't
31:38
it's like as straight as it can get
31:41
don't hate me come on we all know you're
31:44
gonna wear it anyway
31:46
don't i don't know when the opportunity
31:48
will arise to wear that
31:50
but i'll try my best john although we
31:53
are all disappointed in you
31:55
chad is that his real hair
31:59
maybe all right next uh is the other one
32:03
okay there's two that i was really into
32:05
this one was one of the interesting ones
32:07
and i kind of just ruined it for myself
32:10
look hold on
32:11
oh i kind of just ruined it for myself
32:13
just look in here
32:14
can you see that can you see what i see
32:17
hold on
32:20
i can't see it can you see what i see
32:26
look at that now you see what i see
32:29
that's [ __ ] candy bud that's
32:31
something buddy
32:32
looking super c4 today by the way three
32:36
that's not what i see i see m m's why is
32:40
everyone saying c4
32:43
like it's a goddamn chess game who are
32:45
you what the [ __ ] 5 000
32:47
cogs no
32:53
oh my god candy
32:56
look at that there's so much of it [ __ ]
32:59
i'm gonna get really really fat
33:01
oh let me put that on the candy that is
33:04
today
33:05
today oh man maurice is gonna have to
33:07
help me with that holy [ __ ]
33:09
why even cook when i can just eat this
33:11
this is
33:13
enough this is enough to wear a tight
33:15
white top under the flowing see through
33:17
black one
33:19
levels why would i do that
33:22
just have like different tiers of
33:24
see-throughness yeah
33:26
uh diabetes yeah why is everyone saying
33:29
so
33:29
bro are you one of those so i can live
33:32
vicariously through
33:33
you please god one i probably will is
33:35
that the caramel things to everyone
33:36
saying c4 about
33:38
c4 candy c4 diabetes type type what the
33:41
[ __ ]
33:44
c4s are but i know c4 is a bump subbed
33:46
big pog
33:48
love er f1n
33:54
did you see that [ __ ] did you see that
33:56
[ __ ] on my goddamn lemur
33:58
i can picture it with my feet i'm a
34:00
goddamn orangutan bro
34:02
all right on the box it said c4 are the
34:04
other box
34:06
i would give my left lung to go on a
34:08
minecraft date with you just saying
34:12
c4 was written on the other side i
34:13
didn't see it feet feet okay
34:15
all right i can do great things what is
34:17
this this is a hand sign
34:18
thing from somewhere international
34:21
let's go john keeps saying australia
34:23
gifts dude why
34:24
are you re doing great this is from
34:27
australia listen to chat
34:29
holy [ __ ] they paid 43 dollars to send
34:31
it here
34:32
okay they paid 43 dollars to send it to
34:36
me from australia
34:37
this better be good
34:43
something dropped out of it
34:51
what
34:54
some packets of silica gel okay
35:01
what
35:02
[Music]
35:05
have we convinced you it would be better
35:07
to be a girl yet or no
35:09
no it's the thing it's the thing
35:14
it smells like person it smells like
35:17
person
35:18
you know when it's just it smells like
35:19
someone
35:21
what is this [ __ ]
35:24
uh it smells like person
35:28
and these are gloves what always a thing
35:32
for best or for best results please
35:35
something your long oh please remove
35:38
your long nails for a
35:40
ah something better of these gloves
35:43
best of wishes okay it's a harley quinn
35:46
cosplay but with gloves
35:48
latex gloves
35:55
why would i need latex gloves does she
35:57
wear latex gloves
35:58
does she wear latex gloves am i just
36:00
like not do i just not know what harley
36:02
quinn looks like all of a sudden
36:04
hold on harley quinn
36:07
do i not know what harley quinn looks
36:10
like
36:15
does she wear gloves am i stupid i don't
36:18
think she wears gloves bud
36:21
i'm on google images she does like wear
36:25
fingerless gloves sometimes or the
36:26
really old costume she will glow
36:28
am i stupid why do i have gloves why do
36:32
i have latex gloves fam
36:34
why i think she does you poor christian
36:38
woman
36:39
what
36:42
am i missing something what is it what
36:45
is it for though
36:48
i mean sure i don't know okay listen
36:50
i've never seen a latex gloves
36:53
fetish so if it's a kink i don't know it
36:56
but all right i could just
36:59
bust my nails through the end of these
37:02
just have the
37:04
if my nails ever like cut fall off i'll
37:06
try them on okay
37:08
if mine well not my you know actual
37:09
nails but my fake nails if my stick on
37:11
nails fall off i'll put them on
37:12
are we sure it's silica gel well they
37:14
also came with this
37:17
but your original uh silicone personal
37:19
lubricant
37:20
i'm guessing that's for the latex
37:22
someone told me about putting lube on
37:24
latex
37:25
so now i have lube for latex and a
37:28
definitely used cosplay cool
37:33
fisting it's fisting time
37:37
it's it's fisting time all right where's
37:40
my
37:40
i need another i need a package where
37:43
are you at
37:47
i have this i think this is the last one
37:48
that i deemed interesting
37:50
or interesting looking on the surface
37:52
level
37:54
just plain lube just straight up just
37:56
straight up
37:57
sex lube um g gully darn do i love
38:03
sex lube this was another i think
38:06
handwritten note it says please do not
38:07
bend
38:08
so i won't
38:16
okay
38:18
uh to finster i love you from my head to
38:21
tomatoes that's [ __ ] cool look at
38:24
that
38:26
from oh from uh kerry k 1990 [ __ ] yeah
38:29
that's cool
38:30
1990 i get i get i
38:33
bet you i can guess your age was that
38:37
handmade how the [ __ ] did this happen
38:39
oh gif okay it wasn't handmade but
38:40
that's like printed on that [ __ ] that's
38:42
cool it's wood too
38:44
hold on wait wait everyone quiet asmr
38:48
quiet wow we need to do is
39:14
i didn't do this thing that's [ __ ]
39:16
unsatisfying god damn it
39:27
okay satisfying sounds satisfying sounds
39:32
satisfying sounds satisfying sounds
39:49
alcoholism
39:53
satisfying sounds um
40:01
[Music]
40:09
satisfying sounds
40:10
[Music]
40:18
all right next so what else do we have
40:21
the uh the packages that i now
40:22
have no [ __ ] clue about uh now that
40:24
they are some uh
40:25
asmr of a bra strap i'm so sorry i'm so
40:29
sorry that my my brass trap showing is
40:30
now an issue for everyone
40:32
oh i'm so sorry how do you make america
40:35
how to make americans nut
40:37
uh hold on let me let me
40:40
hold on let me this one's this one's
40:42
just for the americans
40:44
wow oh wow
40:49
you're it's so it's so big
40:52
is that nine millimeter
40:57
45 acp
41:04
that's been places all right
41:07
hey hold on hey one more
41:10
more different stuff different different
41:12
background like a super saiyan smiling
41:15
face
41:16
oh man oh [ __ ] damn [ __ ] hell thank
41:18
you for the 35 dollars
41:22
thank you i'm it works rob are you
41:24
perhaps american
41:27
this is the content i subbed for thank
41:29
you
41:31
please subscribe for more um country
41:34
related
41:36
seven months flip it
41:40
all right what's this one uh this oh
41:42
fizzrug
41:43
okay no fizzrug i should have picked
41:45
this one out being interesting this
41:46
might have been delivered today we got a
41:47
lot of packages today
41:50
oh that's a letter sorry about that
41:54
okay i think no
41:57
what is this it is a letter but it's not
42:00
it doesn't look like a
42:01
important one i think that's a receipt
42:03
it's a receipt
42:04
what the [ __ ] is this thing molly and
42:07
rose
42:10
ah there we go okay
42:13
apply the knife again you're to cut
42:15
yourself no i won't i'm a professional
42:17
comes in red white and blue
42:21
[Laughter]
42:23
okay that was pretty good what is this
42:25
it's just a band
42:29
now my arms aren't that big although
42:36
[Music]
42:38
this
42:41
it's a guarder belt for leg
42:46
why would i need it on my leg when my
42:47
arms the same size
42:50
look at that bicep look at it look at
42:53
that
42:54
if you want to make us americans happy
42:56
you need a 1911
42:58
an am one guarantee i won a 1911. an m1
43:01
emron garand i thought that's a uk gun
43:03
am i wrong about that
43:05
grantham i know about uh grand them look
43:09
at you
43:09
pretty today oh
43:13
thank you i feel like that's right
43:15
please ask me questions
43:16
i like questions and i like to talk i
43:19
like put it on
43:21
where on the leg for the wedding dress
43:24
oh smart it's very smart hold on let me
43:29
where does that go on my leg like high
43:31
up
43:32
my legs might be skinny how old where
43:35
does that go on your leg
43:36
thigh yeah that's what i thunk hold on
43:39
grand is u.s
43:40
uh uh
43:43
ross is uk i don't know what that is
43:45
look
43:47
huh good no good did i do it right
43:51
i think i did it right look at that cool
43:54
okay cool
43:55
1911 45 acp damn right
43:59
i think the glock is made in [ __ ]
44:00
everything you know they have a 22
44:02
long rifle glock told you americans i
44:04
knew that
44:05
that was me trying to get my leg out
44:06
from under me really quickly
44:08
upper middle of thigh i'm not showing
44:10
you that much
44:12
that's my mid thought mid to lower thigh
44:14
is what you get to see
44:18
that's all that you get yes yes yes no
44:21
no
44:21
okay maybe for the wedding you're not
44:24
seeing it though that's just for me and
44:25
my
44:26
uh bride's slash husband to be
44:30
i haven't got my package i just were too
44:33
stupid and forgot to put my name on it
44:37
yeah what on earth is this
44:43
what on earth is this it's sparkly
44:46
to all what it's sparkly to all hell
44:50
is this a dress or is it just oh my god
44:54
oh man oh man
44:58
oh man
45:02
oh man that's uh that's really something
45:07
that does not feel comfortable
45:12
oh man god damn
45:16
cool put it on no it's a
45:20
it looks like a glitter bomb it feels
45:21
like a glitter bomb it's not that bad
45:23
it's all sequins i put it on the clothes
45:24
pile
45:27
bro what looks great that's too sparkly
45:31
it's not glitter it was like sequins
45:32
it's shiny sequins though it was okay
45:35
looks great if if him wears that captain
45:37
he'll be captain sparkles
45:40
that's a good idea uh okay what else we
45:42
got
45:44
monkey
45:52
there we go okay didn't even need to get
45:54
up
45:56
oh man just swallowed that hair okay ah
45:59
what do we got would a 54 gallon drum of
46:03
lube be interesting enough to open
46:06
yes don't ask about what happened to the
46:08
last gallon
46:10
wait what
46:14
is it usually a 55 gallon drum but it
46:17
would be very interesting i can't say i
46:19
managed to get it upstairs though
46:20
this one's addressed to rose evergreen
46:23
it does have a
46:24
thing velma cosplay velma cosplay velma
46:28
cosplay from ivory ivy sorry
46:35
oh man ah [ __ ]
46:39
oh [ __ ] man
46:43
oh [ __ ] man oh [ __ ]
46:48
am i being roped into a velma cosplay
46:53
that's a cool skirt that's a short skirt
46:55
that's a wide skirt
47:03
velma cosplay it's a high quality skirt
47:06
though
47:07
okay wait which one's the shirt that i
47:10
wore that you all said was velma cosplay
47:12
isn't it isn't it
47:13
the last the shirt that you guys are
47:16
talking about is not orange this is
47:17
orange
47:18
the light the shirt was red that i was
47:20
wearing
47:21
are you insane
47:25
oh man okay so thigh orange thigh highs
47:28
why no tights you'd have some color on
47:31
your skin
47:32
and wed love it
47:35
i mean yeah what the [ __ ] these are thy
47:38
thigh-highs holy [ __ ]
47:39
okay cool i'm into it i could do a velma
47:43
cosplay i've got all the features for it
47:45
although i have longer hair than velma i
47:47
could do it after the hair extensions
47:49
are out
47:51
good idea maybe scooby doo i just need a
47:54
dog
47:55
marisa can be scooby-doo uh
47:59
on camera it was orange jinky's scoob
48:02
jinky
48:03
jinky scoop okay this one's gotta be a
48:05
bomb this runs from chloe okay now i'm
48:07
thinking it's not a bomb that sucks
48:10
okay it's probably not a bomb i can go a
48:11
bit tough with it where's my karambit
48:15
i've lost my karambit that's never good
48:24
scoob scoob did you send me a bomb
48:28
okay hold on
48:32
what in this [ __ ] oh wait
48:40
what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is
48:46
this
48:50
is this
48:54
put the knife down no is this hold on
49:01
oh my god it's the flowers that you
49:05
throw at the end of the wedding
49:07
oh my god
49:14
wow and then this
49:17
oh [ __ ] i've got a feeling i know what
49:20
this is
49:24
what do you think it is chat what can
49:26
you guess what it is
49:27
a bokeh sorry can you guess what this is
49:30
can you guess what this is veil you guys
49:33
are more attentive than me
49:36
it's definitely a veil oh my god
49:40
wow i don't know how this goes in does
49:42
this go at the front or the back of you
49:44
wow that's big holy [ __ ] i didn't think
49:45
they'd be this big
49:47
like that no yeah
49:50
ow
49:56
i'm beautiful someone please marry me
49:59
now
50:00
look at that that's cool i now have the
50:02
full [ __ ] outfit
50:04
i've got the garter thing the belt
50:06
garter strap thing whatever it is
50:09
i got the and i would just like to say
50:13
hey to my friend who's watching for the
50:15
first time pog
50:16
also egg big game maybe he's also
50:20
they're also an egg or she's also an egg
50:22
or you just want to call me an egg
50:25
because ouch
50:28
i'm so freaking jealous i'll marry you
50:31
uh
50:31
my man man looking beautiful i will be
50:34
oh man
50:35
i will be able to make a uh husband
50:38
slash
50:39
bride very happy again we haven't picked
50:41
over marion probably mireza
50:42
it's a bright happy does marisa need a
50:45
wedding dress as well
50:47
probably i don't know uh
50:50
is this better with hair in front of me
50:51
or her behind like that what do we think
50:54
chat
50:58
in front of behind also [ __ ] god
51:03
what do you think
51:08
ah that's not an answer too much skin
51:11
please twitch no twitch please please
51:14
peach says behind okay [ __ ] okay why do
51:18
you need to add the [ __ ] now it just
51:19
makes it now it just makes it seem weird
51:21
don't call me a [ __ ] i'm not a [ __ ]
51:24
i'm a manly man where's my knife where's
51:27
my gun
51:28
where's my knife and my gun
51:33
[ __ ] with me now i have a knife gun
51:36
afghan
51:37
napkin oh
51:40
can i spin both at the same time
51:45
no hold on i can't do it i don't know i
51:48
can do this
51:49
this is gonna be really awesome yeah
51:53
knife gun knife gun
51:57
knife gun knife gun knife
52:00
gun knifecon
52:04
all right hold up afghan manly man knife
52:07
gun
52:08
money man iphone all right
52:12
uh what else what else what else what
52:16
this looks cool
52:19
this looks cool these couple things look
52:21
kind of cool
52:22
oh plus got actual stamps on it i can
52:25
take these and add them to my stamp
52:26
collection
52:28
uh okay
52:33
it says it has russian on it
52:36
was this holy [ __ ] this was sent from
52:38
russia
52:40
oh my god it was sent from russia boys
52:43
we have a
52:43
oh my god it's sent from russia this is
52:45
gonna be awesome
52:47
oh my god it's gonna be awesome we have
52:48
a shirt sent from russia
52:51
it's it's definitely a shirt it's a
52:53
shirt i know it's a shirt
52:56
dream shirts what the [ __ ]
53:16
russia
53:21
oh russia ah russia you are a strange
53:25
one russia
53:27
oh my god oh my god okay rush is a
53:30
strange one
53:31
russia tech is good russia's
53:33
technology's really been improving
53:34
recently they managed to
53:36
create some really quite realistic bugs
53:38
for all people
53:41
way here's the other one that's been a
53:44
bit
53:45
interesting this one has a battery
53:48
warning on it
53:49
so it's powered let's guess thanks for
53:51
the three dollars
53:52
i didn't turn off media share did i no i
53:54
didn't what is this
53:57
did someone send me a [ __ ] rape
53:59
whistle
54:05
oh and it's pink this is a rape whistle
54:09
oh man
54:13
where's the battery oh i gotta charge it
54:21
the stream doesn't continue until i blow
54:22
this rape whistle
54:24
oh the illusion boobs shirt finally
54:27
arrived
54:28
there it is illusion boobs
54:31
it was good where's my where's my thing
54:34
hold on
54:39
ah hold on
54:43
i believe it's charging
54:47
hold on
54:51
it's charging it's got a red light on
54:53
it's charging
54:57
it's an sos alarm
55:00
it's an sos alarm charging time an hour
55:05
alarm time 90 minutes not bad
55:11
don't do it it calls the police it
55:13
doesn't call the [ __ ] police it's not
55:14
wi-fi or
55:15
anything connected it just makes an
55:17
alarm it's just an alarm
55:20
it's just an alarm and a flashlight
55:21
apparently 130 decibels how loud is 130
55:25
decibels
55:32
uh usb port how do i use this
55:37
buzzer do i just click it i think i just
55:40
click it
55:42
can i just click it bing bong
55:51
130 decibels how loud's 130 decibels
56:07
loud it's loud
56:11
it's really loud
56:16
it doesn't work all that well look i
56:18
click it didn't do [ __ ]
56:22
this is shitty
56:29
shut up works
56:32
one-time use works well
56:37
works well oh man my ears are ringing a
56:40
little bit
56:41
that's loud oh [ __ ]
56:44
change it oh god i mean it's pretty
56:47
nifty
56:47
i don't like that when i press it it
56:49
doesn't look when i'm
56:56
just stop sometimes when i press it it
56:59
doesn't do anything and then sometimes
57:01
it does
57:03
oh god two minutes later the door
57:06
[ __ ] gets busted down
57:07
don't worry it's a random thing from
57:09
whatever it's just a
57:11
thing oh press sos button twice quickly
57:15
really should have read the instructions
57:17
um can i just make a flashlight
57:22
wait pull the pin what pin
57:25
there's a pin
57:32
what if i pull the pin
57:40
what if i pull the pin
57:52
oh
58:02
hold on wait someone say something
58:03
someone wait hold on i have an idea
58:06
no you don't [ __ ] it it's fine i have a
58:08
great use for that i have a great use
58:10
for that
58:14
loud noise above 120 decibels can cause
58:18
immediate harm to your ears
58:20
google says that 130 decibels is
58:24
the same as a military jet aircraft
58:27
takeoff from aircraft carrier with
58:29
afterburner at 50
58:31
feet it was pretty loud
58:36
hey bb how tight is your bossy stewart
58:45
stay the [ __ ] away from me
58:50
[Applause]
58:54
nine months p.o.g.s
59:06
what the [ __ ] is this oh are these
59:09
temporary tattoos
59:11
they're temporary tattoos i think i've
59:14
been sent temporary tattoos
59:18
i think maybe there are permanent
59:21
tattoos who knows
59:25
yeah it is a tattoo where the okay
59:30
what what what can we get out of whoop
59:32
[ __ ]
59:33
[ __ ] okay
59:36
what can i get out of these outfits rose
59:39
going from girl to full blown woman
59:41
damn right okay
59:46
the [ __ ] ain't permanent all right so
59:50
uh you get some flowers you get a cupid
59:52
you get another butterfly you get some
59:54
more flowers different flowers
59:55
different flowers another butterfly
59:58
different butterfly different flowers
60:00
different flowers a
60:03
really really badly drawn cat wow
60:07
put that on my skin forever put that
60:09
gremlin on my skin forever
60:11
put that gremlin baby that rat boy put
60:14
that gremlin little [ __ ] on my skin
60:15
forever
60:16
look at his [ __ ] face why does he
60:18
have uh eyebrows like my dad what the
60:20
[ __ ] is that
60:21
why is his body shaped like that is that
60:23
his leg why is rid of his arm what the
60:25
[ __ ] why is his tail look like that why
60:26
does his tail look like he's got a face
60:28
his tail looks like a whole different
60:29
entity why does it look like there's a
60:31
lizard on his back why does his eyebrows
60:32
look like that what the [ __ ] is this
60:33
[ __ ] little [ __ ] boy cat little stupid
60:35
[ __ ]
60:36
little dumb [ __ ] cat little stupid
60:37
little gremlin boy cat lord eat out the
60:39
bin
60:40
cat little shitty eat that that it will
60:42
[ __ ] eat that mouse guts cat oh a
60:44
little gross little [ __ ] little climb
60:45
around the walls cat little [ __ ]
60:48
little [ __ ] cat dumb angry cat god
60:50
stupid low intelligence low iq score cat
60:53
failed the sat cat little [ __ ] eyebrow
60:56
longer than your whole [ __ ] ear
60:57
little [ __ ] cat dumb ass whisker on
60:59
your eyebrow cat dummy
61:02
he's pretty cute
61:10
hello all right okay
61:14
uh what else
61:20
they handed out those alarms at my
61:22
school someone locked one open and stuck
61:25
it in there
61:26
ceiling it went on for like a solid two
61:29
days
61:30
there's no [ __ ] way when i'm for two
61:31
days but that's pretty funny
61:34
i just like what if i just spun this
61:35
really quickly hey cutie
61:38
when is matthew gonna start pick up
61:40
lines they make me smile
61:41
i don't know matthew where are you at
61:44
what if i just carried on
61:45
is this playing with fire the cat that
61:48
cat smells like
61:49
chicken at this point with that roast
61:52
[Music]
61:53
cat looks like a chicken little [ __ ]
61:55
what kind of cat was that again
61:58
what have i perfectly quoted everything
62:00
that i said perfectly to the tea
62:04
a little bit stupid cat little eyebrows
62:06
bigger than your goddamn ear cat a
62:07
little bit
62:07
little [ __ ] stupid little [ __ ]
62:12
six months pug that's all [ __ ] that i
62:14
just say to my cat my actual gremlin
62:17
my little mo my parents my parents cat
62:19
cause he's a little gremlin or [ __ ] cat
62:21
um okay let's see what we got
62:25
this one looks interesting
62:29
actually this one looks really
62:30
interesting it comes in a different type
62:31
of packaging
62:32
by the time lockdown's over you're not
62:34
gonna need the extensions yeah
62:36
god don't make me think about it
62:40
this one just says fenster okay some
62:43
shirts it seems
62:45
i think maybe i don't know what this is
62:47
looks like a shirt pack
62:54
what the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god
62:59
they're all just crop tops
63:01
whoa there's a lot of them okay there's
63:03
like five crop tops
63:05
holy [ __ ] they're all just [ __ ] crap
63:08
tops
63:09
why do you guys like me in crop tops so
63:11
much don't answer that why do you why
63:14
why why do i own so [ __ ] many crop
63:17
tops now because of you people
63:21
there's like five there i've already got
63:22
like seven
63:26
[ __ ] thanks for the subs by the way
63:28
thank you for feral gremlin
63:30
oh damn what a name thank you for the
63:32
stuff holy [ __ ]
63:36
oh my god uh len klein thanks for the
63:39
six months that's like half a year my
63:40
boyo
63:41
overthinking one two four oh tier one
63:44
for two months in a row let's go
63:46
uh horny police oh damn no wait with
63:49
what oh the [ __ ] crop tops though
63:51
still on about the [ __ ] dumbass
63:53
little dumb [ __ ] little dumb cat
63:56
uh i'm waiting for someone else to give
64:00
another horny uh
64:01
uh horny police uh style donor so i can
64:06
pull the pin um spam bossy
64:10
no dumb baby man little dumb meat little
64:13
dumb baby
64:14
dumb baby man a little stupid all right
64:16
dog with a buttered up okay
64:18
maybe i should hold on let me turn on
64:19
media shirt because it's been on am i
64:21
just insane hold on
64:25
did i turn it off i believe i turned it
64:26
off right let me find out
64:29
i didn't turn it off i didn't turn it
64:30
off at all
64:33
in fact i didn't turn any of it off
64:34
there's still four of them
64:38
i'm gonna refresh the page little baby
64:41
man
64:42
little baby is this gonna work
64:48
will it work i don't know
64:52
[ __ ] oh god my entire chat holy [ __ ]
64:56
please don't spam that please the twitch
64:59
mods will think we're weird
65:04
about all of these the reason it's not
65:05
playing is because every single video
65:07
that's been
65:08
put on is all um
65:13
is just [ __ ] all what's it called uh
65:19
uh age age gated what the [ __ ]
65:22
we like you in crop tops and leather
65:24
pants because we think you are gorgeous
65:28
hmm oh oh that's nice see that's not
65:31
that that's not that bad that's okay
65:33
i'll keep that that one's fine it's not
65:35
quite like oh wow
65:37
let's turn the chat to slo-mo didn't we
65:38
holy [ __ ] hey turn it to subscriber only
65:40
mode
65:41
i really like that that'd be really fun
65:45
well she noticed last stream it's it's
65:46
top weekly on screen
65:49
park in the background yeah uh
65:55
wait uh i can't believe what wait what
65:57
no oh yeah
66:00
all right are we on sub only mode
66:03
no [ __ ] oh wait are we let's go what's
66:06
up subs
66:07
money it's the money chat mode welcome
66:09
to money chat mode you want to talk and
66:11
share right now
66:12
give me money thanks dj brakes for the
66:15
money
66:15
stuff any chance of putting your hair in
66:18
a ponytail with this
66:19
outfit no [ __ ] chance no [ __ ]
66:22
there's no way i can manage it
66:23
i mean i do wear ponytails and [ __ ] just
66:26
day to day
66:27
but thanks for the bits however
66:31
it's not exactly like it's not exactly a
66:34
good looking ponytail
66:35
look i'll show you i'll do it only
66:37
because we're in sub only mode
66:40
and that's pretty nifty i think what if
66:42
i do this
66:48
and then do it oh damn pal let's go
66:51
what's up
66:52
thank you my guy holy [ __ ] 20 gifted
66:54
subs let's [ __ ] go
66:56
let's go dude hell yeah oh my brush is
66:59
like right there
67:00
i have to redo that style
67:14
[Music]
67:17
don't worry chat i got you
67:21
let's go [ __ ] yeah it's for the sub
67:24
honeymoon baby
67:25
hey did you know you can subscribe with
67:27
twitch prime you can subscribe for free
67:29
give me free money give you free money
67:31
it's the best thing ever
67:32
if you have twitch prime you can just
67:33
gift you can just gift a sub and it
67:35
works fine
67:36
you get a sub for free and you get to
67:38
talk in serboni mode and you get special
67:40
perk privileges and the discord isn't
67:42
that fun
67:43
why are we in saboni mode because it's
67:44
cool
67:46
i'm trying to milk this while i'm doing
67:47
a ponytail
67:51
all right we set it back to normal set
67:53
it back to normal i made my money
67:55
i made it alright there we go
67:58
what are we thinking ponytail doesn't
68:00
look as good though sadly
68:04
oh damn it's okay though it's not great
68:09
i mean i don't usually go about me life
68:13
like this but
68:17
it's fine i guess
68:21
ish i don't love it
68:24
without this it's just like that i guess
68:26
which is okay
68:28
[Music]
68:34
i don't know a female moment let's go
68:37
hand it over your shoulder love you
68:39
finna homo
68:41
let me make this look a little bit
68:42
better
68:44
in the right angle it's okay like that
68:46
hold on
68:48
i'm trying to block off how weird this
68:50
[ __ ] looks i can't make this look good
68:52
there we go
68:54
[Music]
68:55
i can't make this look good it's okay
69:01
she is catching on isn't she
69:05
wait what's the thing where you go oh
69:08
man she's beautiful now
69:09
you take the glasses off you put the
69:11
hair down whoa okay so media chef
69:13
finally decided it wants to work now
69:17
take the glasses off let the hair down
69:18
oh she's beautiful
69:20
oh who we didn't realize all along
69:25
uh guess we just straight up can't play
69:28
this
69:32
maybe
69:34
who knows
69:42
this is from the try not to laugh
69:55
what happens if they do laugh
69:59
just out of curiosity what actually
70:01
happens if they last two months pog
70:05
they what get kicked out of boot camp
70:07
what the [ __ ]
70:08
is that really a normal test that goes
70:10
through
70:11
they commit a war crime something crazy
70:13
about miko
70:15
a leak dude i used to watch hyphonics
70:19
does anyone know who fifonix is
70:25
alrighty sorry we're just getting
70:27
through the past media shares oh ads
70:29
nope
70:30
not gonna happen okay there we go we got
70:31
through the past media chess omg what
70:33
are you
70:34
wearing
70:37
new dress bud new well technically new
70:39
onesie and then i added
70:40
the old skirt onto it but hey new thing
70:43
let's go
70:45
don't look there that's bad look at me
70:46
i'm cool though happy times
70:50
nifty all right
70:54
cool where's it from amazon
70:59
i think it's the old um the same store
71:01
that does the anime onesie
71:03
skirt look thing the a l what the [ __ ]
71:06
are they they're like a
71:08
uh something dl
71:12
abdl store for on amazon i don't know
71:14
they do a bunch of [ __ ] like this but
71:16
they make good
71:17
high quality products i'm waiting for my
71:18
sponsorship with them hey
71:20
sure guys let me let's sponsor hit me up
71:23
dude bellafine uses the same [ __ ] let me
71:25
hit me up dude
71:27
oh but why are we in slow mode i don't
71:29
like being in slow mode let's take it
71:30
off slow mode i don't like slow mode
71:31
it's not my bad slow-mo dumb
71:32
don't like it little for big that's the
71:35
one
71:36
little for big uh i like your knife
71:39
why'd you buy it which one this one
71:41
this one's a cool knife it's an arc form
71:43
slim foot it is made of titanium carbon
71:45
fiber
71:46
inline and i think it's s35 vn steel
71:49
which is really awesome
71:50
thanks you delightful human invented by
71:52
the el uh
71:54
invented by chris reeve thank you
71:57
well the knife wasn't invented by chris
71:58
but there still was or at least he
72:00
helped on it with s35vn i think it was
72:02
for a knife made in
72:03
south africa the christopher sebenza
72:05
which i really want but it's like a
72:07
[ __ ] 450 pound knife and i can't
72:10
justify that that's insane
72:12
half a year holy [ __ ] seamusry hell yeah
72:15
do more squats
72:16
rebel how dare you rebel i don't like
72:19
you
72:20
maybe i should do more squats in all
72:21
fairness if i did squats i'd just get
72:23
giant legs i wouldn't get an
72:24
ass i will never have wider hips that's
72:28
the issue
72:28
oh darn i can't be as pretty as i
72:32
possibly could i'm gonna need to go and
72:33
get like uh
72:34
what's it called um
72:37
hip surgery i don't know stick into the
72:40
bone in my hip
72:42
surgery oh yeah that's what it's called
72:43
that just
72:45
yeah i'll need to go and do that if i if
72:47
i want to look more like a woman but
72:49
don't really wanna
72:53
hip replacement like a guy like a
72:55
goddamn
72:57
oh hey pal i think he just donated for
73:00
a media share
73:03
oh [ __ ] this is not good [ __ ] it there's
73:05
now a media share stream why not media
73:07
shares on if you want to donate why not
73:08
who cares
73:09
i like media share why not you're strong
73:11
man you don't need ass
73:12
goddamn right thank you zinker thank you
73:15
my guy
73:15
zinka let's go
73:22
oh dude i've raided nick shabazz on
73:23
twitch he's great i love luke shabazz
73:25
he's like my favorite youtuber that's
73:27
not
73:27
big he's my nick shabazz big boy
73:30
youtuber he's great he does knife
73:32
reviews
73:33
and he's very he's he's charming he's a
73:35
charming guy
73:37
uh he's got he's got like a new york
73:39
accent i think
73:41
and he's got like uh what's it called
73:44
um he does a lot of knife reviews he's
73:46
really good he's
73:47
he's he was the one that uh showed me
73:49
the art form slim for although he
73:50
doesn't like this knife
73:53
my bad much lounge
73:56
uh have you turned to the other side yet
73:58
no weirdly enough i haven't
74:01
what's his name nick schumaz nick
74:04
shabazz
74:05
what a good guy uh anyway he's like a
74:08
knife review channel he's definitely not
74:09
like a
74:11
fun little minecraft channel like i
74:12
normally endorse but no he's like uh
74:15
i'm into manly man where hit pads i've
74:18
heard they do at bodybuilding
74:19
competitions you know sometimes they do
74:21
stuff like
74:21
they're not more po boxes behind you yes
74:25
but i'm also bored
74:29
are you trying i just want to talk to
74:30
you guys for a bit i don't know i've
74:32
just been opening stuff i kind of want
74:33
to talk to you
74:36
hey i want to learn to walk in heels any
74:40
advice
74:42
um practice i guess the only thing that
74:45
i can
74:45
really think is like it's heel to toe
74:48
i think that that you can't really
74:50
tiptoe on heels like you could with uh
74:53
like you could with um it's a girl smile
75:02
oh my god wait [ __ ] yeah wait wait let's
75:04
resub for two months in a row nine total
75:06
let's go dude
75:07
nine months sub let's go sadly it wasn't
75:10
in a row
75:10
but nine months all the same thank you
75:13
skype master there i don't recognize
75:14
your name of course i do
75:16
uh gotta get free [ __ ]
75:19
shouty shouty like a melody spinning
75:22
rape whistle around yes
75:28
[Music]
75:30
whoa is that real that was the
75:32
unemployment graph
75:34
holy [ __ ] i didn't know that was real
75:37
okay hold on what the [ __ ]
75:40
crossdresser doesn't fall wait
75:42
crossdresser does fall under the
75:44
transgender umbrella
75:45
label i don't know if it does does it
75:49
i don't think it does i think
75:50
crossdressing is really different from
75:52
being transgender
75:59
anybody want a goth girlfriend
76:04
all right so the plan is
76:07
let's go no it really doesn't i know i
76:10
know
76:11
that's the i saw it in chat i was like
76:12
the [ __ ]
76:14
i don't think that's really the same for
76:17
example i'm crossdressing but i'm not
76:19
transgender
76:20
uh the only like resource i can give you
76:23
on uh
76:25
transfer topics is maybe contra points
76:28
eat
76:32
oh that was stupid that was [ __ ]
76:35
stupid and i loved it
76:43
get your airsoft ready
76:46
i'm not full out of
76:52
damn bro did you ever clean your house
76:55
no
76:56
[Music]
76:59
you minecraft do be scary
77:03
oh [ __ ] what's happened hold on
77:07
falls under gender non-conforming i
77:10
guess
77:10
the only the only channel i know [ __ ]
77:12
anything about is contra points
77:14
like there was i i think country is good
77:16
with uh
77:18
at least getting a level headed
77:20
understanding of [ __ ]
77:22
like it's it's kind of good she's not
77:24
like super super
77:25
uh mega left wing like people on the
77:28
right would think
77:29
that like every trans person is but
77:31
she's also not like right leaning either
77:33
she's got like a good balanced sort of
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topic
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good mindset on it i guess it's easy it
77:38
makes it easy for people that don't get
77:39
it to understand i guess
77:41
so she's pretty good for that you know
77:43
her videos are like 40 minutes long so
77:45
it's really [ __ ] good if you doing
77:48
dishes
77:50
why can't i not play this i'm trying i'm
77:53
right i'm really trying
77:58
here another one
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[Music]
78:07
oh my god wait i didn't know that so i
78:09
didn't know that was a song
78:12
you know their parents says you know who
78:13
that is that's the grinch and i go
78:23
that was [ __ ] stupid
78:29
[Music]
78:39
a level of that on the scale of that
78:41
from
78:42
wants to be dominated star stream
78:46
what the [ __ ] am i
78:53
you're a sub you're a sub you're a sub
78:56
you're a sub
78:57
sub sub you're a sub you want to be
79:00
dominant
79:01
sub sub i'm not seeing much variation in
79:05
the
79:06
pure bottom i'm not uh
79:10
no one uh dumb i know
79:13
dom okay most people are saying dumb got
79:15
it most people are saying dumb
79:17
there you go that is right most peop
79:19
most people are saying that
79:21
so i guess you i chat's got a great
79:24
consensus on the correct answer
79:26
which isn't anything else
79:30
what's the oh do the
79:33
[ __ ] awful sound
79:41
oh [ __ ] you know what i kind of want oh
79:45
there's another one texas gamers rise up
79:49
with the glass ceiling broken all the
79:51
oppressed groups shall prosper
79:53
especially the most oppressed group of
79:55
all teamers
79:59
he [ __ ] levitates i [ __ ] love it
80:04
i'm in many oppressed groups i am a man
80:07
and i am a gamer i'm the most oppressed
80:16
i'm the least depressed group pretending
80:18
to be the most oppressed group
80:21
it's my birthday do something cute
80:24
plan is basically just to confuse the
80:26
hell out of people i think i'm probably
80:28
gonna have to do like
80:28
we already watched like most of this not
80:30
practiced at all i just want to
80:31
apologize for how bad that might be in
80:33
advance
80:34
it was insane how are you doing how are
80:36
you i'm good baby is this believable
80:40
i just i'm just curious god damn that's
80:42
a good voice too
80:43
you [ __ ] nailed that [ __ ] do a poll
80:45
for what
80:47
do paul for what
80:51
you'd get hip widening surgery but you
80:53
won't grow your own hips naturally with
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hrt
80:58
yes
81:05
[Music]
81:13
[Music]
81:21
okay listen no no the uh i wouldn't get
81:23
hit widening surgery
81:26
who will dominate you will ask you to be
81:29
gentle
81:36
what is finn sub dom jesus i've been
81:39
subbed as long as it took me to be born
81:41
you wouldn't [ __ ]
81:42
make rose my twitch mom thank you
81:46
uh no what no it's gonna be nine months
81:48
you got to be nine months and then it
81:50
and then there it is
81:52
what the [ __ ] wait it took you eight
81:54
months to be born you're a month early
81:56
holy [ __ ]
81:58
unless you're just bad at counting but
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you're a month early holy [ __ ]
82:03
that's really early right i was late
82:05
weirdly enough i was like two weeks i
82:06
was like a week and a half late
82:08
i think that's pretty good i came out a
82:10
big chunky baby though
82:12
i was big big and strong
82:15
are you trans no uh it's not it's not
82:18
okay if it's finn
82:21
it depends what you're doing if you want
82:22
to hang out and play video games not gay
82:24
at all if you want to watch my twitch
82:25
streams not gay at all
82:27
if you wanna [ __ ] me kinda go
82:30
hi
82:34
we don't just shut down we literally
82:36
think ourselves to death
82:38
[ __ ] mood
82:39
[Music]
82:45
nice hey cutie want to make it
82:51
power together bluetooth mode
82:54
that sounded hot it did it's like
82:56
hillary married
82:57
anything you say hey and this is fun
83:00
because we get to bring the sexy speaker
83:01
out again
83:02
you know the [ __ ] trisha paytas clip
83:04
on
83:05
could have better health insurance and
83:07
work
83:09
benefits sometimes give each other bro
83:11
jobs because men
83:13
need release oh yeah but the other night
83:15
our balls touched and he d.i.d.n.t
83:18
say no homo did i marry a gay guy
83:23
you know just got he a nice dress pog
83:28
you make a good point um
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hmm i mean there's really only one way
83:34
to find out right
83:39
don't wear socks to bed next time
83:44
thank you for helping come to terms with
83:47
my own gender
83:48
identity oh [ __ ] yeah flabby fatty
83:54
power on there's a joke though bluetooth
83:56
mode oh
83:58
and when you plug it in she goes into
83:59
auxiliary mode dirty
84:12
what is it oh god dick's insider oh god
84:16
i am not gay i have relationships with
84:19
women
84:21
sex with men and i got news for you that
84:24
means she
84:25
ha he didn't say it he didn't say it he
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didn't say it
84:29
he didn't say it he didn't say it
84:31
[Music]
84:35
you can't ignore the poll i saw the poll
84:37
i saw the [ __ ] poll
84:39
shut up i don't want to talk about it
84:44
[Music]
84:47
this sound though
84:53
oh [ __ ] ah
84:59
[Music]
85:08
i can't hear this [ __ ] at all
85:13
i couldn't hear that [ __ ] at all that's
85:16
so quiet
85:17
how much talk about the pole no [ __ ] off
85:19
eep csmp just to vibe in a box by your
85:23
house
85:23
but i can't leave
85:28
i think you nee i think you need to know
85:29
a guy called matt watson
85:31
oh all modest cubes they're the people
85:32
who like people subscribe with jeff
85:35
i tried to get skeppy on no chance i
85:37
mean he's on backlog but
85:38
i don't think he would be on i have no
85:40
pull
85:42
uh i can't even help
85:45
maybe i'm looking for something new
85:47
that's happening on the epic s p and
85:49
then i'll go and play it i think
85:50
i kind of got a little bit like i i kind
85:53
of did all the contraptions there were
85:54
to do that i wanted to do
85:56
so i don't know chat the eyes need to
85:58
meet for it to be gay if the balls touch
86:01
but the eyes don't meet it's
86:03
only homosexual um
86:10
okay
86:14
i'll allow it i'll allow it why can this
86:16
not play
86:18
boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo
86:29
i have tourette's syndrome i'm from the
86:31
south west and i'm 29.
86:33
i'm ethan i'm 24. all right
86:37
a hilarious clip but it's pretty cool
86:40
uh are you gonna finish the po boxes
86:42
yeah yeah why not i'm just enjoying tot
86:44
chaddon
86:45
uh when will you be mining again with me
86:47
or isa i don't need to mine anymore
86:49
which is kind of weird
86:50
i've got enough [ __ ]
87:12
also it takes about 16 rotations for an
87:15
excavator to unscrew
87:18
[Music]
87:25
let's go that was kind of cool if you
87:26
don't swallow you know gay
87:29
i don't know if that's how it works rose
87:33
oh my god it's jeans
87:36
wait what the [ __ ] these don't look like
87:38
jeans jeans
87:41
these look like shorts hold on
87:45
oh man
87:49
they're short shorts wait what if they
87:52
fit me
87:53
oh that's that's homosexual is that you
87:56
brooke
87:56
why are you watching this sexy
87:58
cross-dresser
88:00
my pp is going there
88:03
holy [ __ ] they fit though i mean they
88:06
fit though
88:08
let me like put them on off camera one
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second
88:15
oh my wait do they i don't know if they
88:17
do
88:19
they're kind of tight though
88:24
oh they might i don't know then they're
88:26
close but i don't know
88:31
my ass is too fat
88:35
that awkward moment when your ass is too
88:38
fat for the g i just look like a dad i
88:41
mean
88:43
this is what my dad wears i don't know
88:44
about you guys but my dad kind of wears
88:46
this [ __ ] on the regular
88:51
one sec
88:55
it's either a dad look or a j schlatt
88:57
look
88:59
this is kind of like a j schlatt cosplay
89:08
hold on one second one sec i need to do
89:11
this
89:15
uh one second one second this will be
89:18
i'm
89:19
doing something
89:22
one second just give me a minute
89:28
i need to embrace my inner dad
89:34
my average american father all right
89:38
hold on my inner texan
89:39
ready
89:44
oh hey boys
89:49
the fan service is strong with this one
89:52
you wanna
89:54
go out on the [ __ ] range you wanna go
89:58
shooting you wanna [ __ ] get some you
90:00
wanna go hunting baby
90:02
yeah let's go
90:07
[Music]
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[Music]
90:16
hey juicy baby hey juicy
90:20
[Applause]
90:21
[Music]
90:25
that's garbage sorry fizzrock that was
90:28
garbage
90:29
okay skip i skipped it
90:33
okay
90:34
[Music]
90:37
i'm sorry but this is funny no matter
90:40
the day
90:42
be it rain or shine be a circular square
90:46
mcdonald's you
90:47
[Music]
90:50
but this is quality content but that is
90:52
quality now that's that's my [ __ ]
90:55
there we go can you read my last donut
90:58
please
90:59
last part of the message was important
91:02
you got it uh boy it [ __ ] stopped
91:05
working
91:07
i broke it
91:09
[Music]
91:09
[Applause]
91:11
[Music]
91:14
absolutely
91:17
um that hurt my throat just watching
91:21
that hurt my throat just watching uh
91:25
okay let me try and find it
91:28
did my cousin was born four months early
91:32
now she's three year old more or less
91:33
healthy
91:34
also taking about 16 rotations from for
91:37
an excavator to unscrew the top
91:39
falling off i
91:45
[Music]
91:46
so it takes about 16 rotations for an
91:48
excavator and screw the top
91:51
so wait throw it over through
91:55
and the top falling off i have no
91:58
[ __ ] clue what that is
91:59
it's you know why i be real i completely
92:01
forgot the part of the conversation
92:02
where
92:02
i don't know what we were on about no is
92:05
this going to be venturi
92:06
respectfully we are unfortunately
92:08
running out of time but peter i just
92:09
want to get one final thought from you
92:10
are there words that are used to
92:11
describe
92:12
men that offend you oh it's going to be
92:14
not possible
92:16
like i certainly wouldn't want them but
92:18
it go it always goes back to that old
92:20
adage
92:21
sticks and stones may break my bones but
92:23
there will always be something to offend
92:25
a feminist
92:29
you can say anything to offend anyone i
92:31
feel like i could offend a lot of people
92:33
with something
92:34
received yesterday for leggings and
92:37
jeans
92:38
uh you caused yourself unnecessary pain
92:41
yesterday when you d-i-d-n-t need to
92:47
oh yeah no they just donated oh [ __ ] us
92:51
hold on wait let me give it its obj that
92:53
i've shoved up my ass
92:57
vibrators of course obviously
93:00
dildos obviously
93:04
pens more niche
93:07
pencil okay
93:11
you know what i didn't see anything
93:12
wrong with that i feel like that was
93:14
okay
93:15
now you can't spell nutrition without
93:16
nut am i right i mean who's to say it's
93:18
pronounced
93:18
nutrition anyway my mixes contain
93:20
delicious nuts specially blended for
93:22
your optimal nutrition
93:24
that's right i just changed the word in
93:26
the english
93:28
planters nutrition starts with nut
93:33
nutrition starts with
93:34
[Music]
93:44
what is it called
93:48
ah
93:50
no that was getting risky that was
93:53
getting risky
93:54
i don't know nut
94:00
not oh god
94:05
i want to be just like him
94:08
no music no music
94:27
why is this lasting so long
94:31
okay no music
94:34
angry grandma angry gre it broke i don't
94:37
know it was funny so i kept it going
94:38
it brokey though is old pug allowed on
94:41
twitch i don't know
94:43
i don't know i think i think it's
94:45
probably still allowed twitch just took
94:46
it off because the dude said some [ __ ]
94:48
up [ __ ] i think
94:49
uh good old dark souls vibe
95:04
[Music]
95:10
never played dark souls i've never
95:13
played this [ __ ] game
95:14
although i don't know if it's the mca
95:17
i'm fairly sure the song in the
95:18
background is the mca subscribers five
95:20
months
95:21
i'm so sorry thirds of ussa y y
95:24
o u sub not dom talking
95:31
[Music]
95:40
damn
95:48
next person to make me laugh makes a
95:49
hundred dollars
95:51
oh yeah i'm adopting the two mad model
95:54
next donation
95:55
to make me laugh wins a hundred dollars
95:57
[Music]
95:59
it's a try not to laugh but mistakes are
96:01
you in chat
96:02
no [ __ ]
96:08
call me carson when she turns 18.
96:13
this is the worst thing ever minecraft
96:22
happy birthday
96:25
to you
96:29
i want to see this man play dark souls
96:31
yeah i began to play dark souls
96:34
it takes a good ol sip girls seven
96:42
the clitoris is the analog organ to the
96:44
penis in a man
96:46
it is the sea of the nerve sensations
96:48
known as orgasm
96:49
the clitoris is at the top of the vulva
96:52
and in front of the vaginal opening
96:54
it is where the energy is about the size
96:57
of a pee
97:00
oh my god the clitoris is a shaft of
97:02
energy
97:03
tissue built just like a small penis
97:05
with a sexually sensitive head
97:07
the glands why is it broken just like
97:09
the head of a small penis
97:11
it is very sensitive to touch and its
97:13
stimulation helps the woman to have an
97:15
orgasm
97:17
okay we're done the clitoris comes
97:20
equipped with a foreskin or pre-puse
97:23
just like an uncircumcised penis and
97:25
during sexual excitement
97:27
the foreskin retracts exposing the
97:29
glands of the clitoris
97:30
the little button most people think is
97:32
the entire organ
97:36
not again unlike the shaft of the penis
97:38
which is free hanging
97:40
the shaft of the clitoris lays
97:41
vertically along the body's midline
97:44
cover oh man i've gotta skip it i've got
97:47
to skip it
97:48
crying china and then i can't side
97:52
no oh my [ __ ] god
97:56
it's the fact i was it oh man okay that
97:59
was about as close as i got to laughing
98:01
i won't laugh
98:03
oh i was [ __ ] close though holy [ __ ]
98:07
such violence ah
98:11
holy [ __ ] who is this genius i don't
98:14
know but that was the funniest [ __ ] so
98:15
far
98:16
me when your girl no you you
98:20
and your girl when you're when you grow
98:21
sleep when your girl sees me
98:24
what am i doing with my money
98:31
that me that me when i see that
98:34
um that like that guy like shirtless
98:38
that guy
98:39
that me
98:43
okay okay i'm going to turn the volume
98:46
up
98:46
would have been funnier if it was louder
98:47
that's fine
98:50
i don't feel so good too mad laughter
98:53
this video so you better laugh too i'm
98:56
not gonna also
98:57
i don't think this is the video that's
98:58
coming on the name's bond
99:01
james bond and you oops
99:05
oops boops pog
99:09
all right that's fine this is fine
99:22
battlefield something
99:26
[Music]
99:30
oh my god damn
99:38
all right
99:43
that was pretty cool not particularly
99:44
funny but very cool
99:46
all right it wasn't until i became
99:50
president that i realized well bill
99:53
clinton
99:54
wrote back he wrote the it's interesting
99:57
george w bush wrote oh my god
100:20
shark hog
100:28
oh [ __ ] well done who the [ __ ] was that
100:31
margaret oh my god who the [ __ ] was that
100:35
it was the uh oh my god nick
100:38
next nixon holy [ __ ] congratulations you
100:41
won a hundred dollars should we do that
100:43
again that was some good memes that i
100:44
got out of that
100:46
that was funny should we do that again i
100:49
want to do that again
100:52
holy [ __ ]
100:55
that was that was really good i just
100:59
realized rose is definitely dom because
101:01
there are over
101:03
people who are subs to her
101:06
that about me like a dominatrix dude i'm
101:09
a high class client i've got some high
101:11
class clientele
101:13
that was pretty [ __ ] good that was
101:15
pretty [ __ ] funny i like that a lot
101:17
that was pretty good
101:18
that was really good chat oh my god
101:21
that was really funny whoo all right
101:24
going for those 200 should we do it
101:25
again
101:26
let's do it two hundo
101:29
baby let's go i chose dead
101:36
one another high end the wicked [ __ ]
101:39
i've seen this one sadly the only reason
101:41
the last one almost got me to laugh is
101:43
because uh
101:43
i hadn't seen this dude say talk about
101:45
the clitoris it's ashamed a [ __ ] didn't
101:47
die
101:48
87 years ago true
101:52
she was kind of sucky
101:59
a hundred bucks here i come out
102:06
i'm trying to i'm trying really hard i
102:07
don't want to lose another hundred
102:10
[Music]
102:12
dollars
102:14
watch this whole video later
102:22
it didn't sound like that was what his
102:24
voice
102:26
hi do you want is be friends with our
102:28
daughter uh no
102:30
get your ass upstairs and introduce
102:31
yourself fully restored
102:36
alrighty
102:40
that wasn't actually a joke that's not
102:42
because that's not just going up on the
102:44
fridge that's getting framed
102:45
okay someone someone put their fursona
102:47
pointing a gun at me and said show us
102:48
what's inside the fridge wayne
102:50
you want the truth you want the truth
102:54
you want the [ __ ]
102:56
[Music]
103:03
that's good that's good
103:09
oh my god sorry i'm still like
103:12
i've still got tears in my eyes because
103:14
the last one the one that actually got
103:16
me laugh
103:16
i learned what it was like for her to do
103:18
all that stuff
103:20
dude i swear to god i thought someone
103:22
had already [ __ ] memed
103:25
philosophy tubes coming out i've watched
103:28
this video distance because
103:30
i watched this video when it happened
103:32
five hours after it dropped
103:33
to do all that stuff that's fine pretty
103:35
cool kind of story it is
103:38
i'm definitely going to see how this is
103:40
not that kind of story
103:42
by the way it's kind of remarkable i'm
103:44
okay i'm not talking [ __ ] hair at all
103:46
but it's kind of remarkable how much
103:48
like like tiny stuff about like how you
103:51
present yourself can really make a big
103:53
change
103:54
laughed at this let's get it boys said
103:56
200
103:58
no no like just because they're uh
104:00
philosophy too
104:01
i think they go by abigail um just
104:04
because she has a beard like back then
104:06
it really like uh but she's been on hrt
104:11
by this point for a while it's kind of
104:13
nuts that you can't really like
104:14
tell and then when the actual like when
104:16
she comes through the door and [ __ ] it's
104:17
[ __ ] insane
104:18
it looks like a different person i'm
104:20
going to show you what it's really like
104:22
to be really healthy for her not what
104:24
it's like for someone else
104:25
no i'm going to show you what it would
104:27
be like for you to know
104:28
you were where is banana
104:33
i don't like a [ __ ] much but i'm happy
104:34
for her nonetheless yeah i didn't know
104:36
about her
104:36
i didn't know about the videos but i'm
104:37
glad that she had a cool
104:39
experience in the uk
104:41
[Applause]
104:44
okay 19 fortnite card
104:48
who wants it and yes i'm giving it away
104:54
probably won't be funny but here's five
104:56
bucks
104:58
i'll take the five dollars it's gonna
104:59
help me
105:02
what the [ __ ]
105:09
cute girl was a knife a big knife
105:12
[Music]
105:14
that you want us okay put water on the
105:18
crops
105:18
yes water like out the toilet
105:21
well i mean it doesn't have to be that's
105:24
the idea
105:25
but brando's got well if you really
105:27
wanted a video with the donation here
105:29
you go my friend
105:33
okay easy enough it wasn't too bad
105:36
needs a count paul walk away
105:41
i'm definitely going to hell for this
105:44
what is it john
105:46
[Music]
105:49
i know what it's oh i don't
105:52
oy god that audio
106:00
[Music]
106:04
not gonna laugh at myself jackson
106:07
hit this crowd with the oh yeah
106:17
i can be your fam boy gfuw
106:20
all right it would have been good if the
106:22
grandma and grandpa did it honestly if
106:24
they
106:25
that would be funny they didn't
106:29
texas in texas internet not handling the
106:31
stream too well oh
106:32
texas how you been peach and [ __ ]
106:34
peach from
106:36
i'm under the water please
106:39
please help me oh man he's under the
106:42
water he's been there for how long
107:03
[Music]
107:06
that's a knife
107:11
that's [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] is clenched
107:14
holy [ __ ]
107:15
if she slipped [ __ ] one time she'd be
107:18
dead get wi-fi anywhere you go
107:22
hold up 21 water ice salt skipping the
107:25
button down
107:26
i got a pizza here oh [ __ ]
107:29
for this be like hey dog get some ice
107:33
[Music]
107:34
cream
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[Music]
107:46
goldfish be like
107:51
the two mad like star ones dude i'm
107:53
[ __ ]
107:54
it didn't get me that time no i've been
107:55
prepared all right let's check the patch
107:58
notes for
107:59
the since three club dxms can no longer
108:02
steal subway stations
108:06
a classic film is on a different
108:10
floor
108:16
that was the closest one that was the
108:18
closest one if that would have gone on
108:19
for another five seconds that had
108:21
[ __ ] got me
108:22
holy [ __ ] you have you ever seen okay
108:25
everyone please someone's gotta donate
108:26
it but the [ __ ] someone queue up the
108:29
uh
108:29
the someone vocoded uh
108:33
alex jones frog rant and it's i
108:36
i watched it on my own like seven times
108:39
it was maybe the [ __ ] best video i've
108:41
seen
108:41
that's voca it's so good oh no the
108:45
h bomber h-bomber guy here's a
108:48
thing with um the
108:51
v uh the vocoded one against his
108:53
argument with the
108:55
ben shapiro that sure was funny
109:00
[Music]
109:06
[Music]
109:12
hampshire
109:14
[Music]
109:27
say it with me chat ham too oh [ __ ] did
109:30
you really donate the whole thing
109:32
and cats they're not usually known for
109:34
their love of swimming
109:36
but one feline in northern virginia is
109:38
he looks [ __ ] terrified
109:39
g'day how are you eight months wait
109:42
holly is a 13 year old cat
109:45
who dislikes the outdoors and other
109:47
physical activities
109:49
but with encouragement from her owner
109:52
that's a fat cat resort
110:03
fat cat fat cat goat limp fat cat goal
110:06
fat
110:07
fatter chunky boy
110:10
[Music]
110:13
alex jones okay
110:19
yeah i got you i got this on camera
110:27
ica
110:37
note this is the official dub
110:40
oh my god
110:44
oh okay good that was good
110:47
[Music]
110:59
i have to read i don't know how to read
111:11
[Music]
111:15
it's a good thing i know i'd speak
111:16
japanese i haven't learned how to read
111:18
yet though
111:21
one of the gay rights activists why are
111:24
you gay did i call you mister
111:26
pepe julian thank you for coming thank
111:29
you
111:29
good morning why are you gay
111:43
a hard question to answer i think you're
111:45
really pretty and interesting and i'd
111:46
kind of like to take you upstairs
111:48
and totally crush your [ __ ] would that
111:49
be acceptable to you oh
111:51
marie's been watching south park yes it
111:53
was far [ __ ] i'm sorry i need
111:54
affirmative consent
111:55
i'll need you to say yes you may take me
111:57
upstairs and crush me at this time
111:59
yes that's the way it's going to be
112:02
look in like a dusty ute if your woman
112:05
doesn't say that
112:06
it is gay it's not concerned
112:09
boy is he strict gotta get in there
112:16
story time chat is that willy wonka
112:22
that's willy wonka hey boys
112:27
look what i got here
112:30
hey where are the white women at
112:38
all right all right
112:56
he didn't even get the roof get the roof
113:10
out
113:24
is
113:29
that's an old one
113:32
it's okay
113:42
[Music]
113:49
what more do you need to know about
113:52
these
113:56
[Music]
114:07
oh man dude alex oh man alex jones
114:14
alex jones really [ __ ] gets me
114:17
have you done your homework yet oh wait
114:19
you're dyslexic done your yet homework
114:21
have
114:22
you you i'm answer hate talking me too
114:25
well if you're not going to do your
114:26
health
114:28
that's how it'd be take it from a man
114:30
with dyslexia
114:31
me by the way just in case almost got
114:33
you you really did
114:38
[Music]
114:47
let's just i'm good now we know
114:51
[Music]
114:54
i just want people to know that's
114:57
actually a screw
114:58
that's actually a sound bite from our
115:02
dm's
115:04
[Music]
115:11
don't mind if i do what's my name
115:15
it's a whole new game
115:19
[Music]
115:28
[Music]
115:30
it's very cringe oh how the great have
115:33
fallen
115:34
uh the tale's never gonna [ __ ] happen
115:41
sniper monkey
115:47
i always think of balloon style defense
115:50
i don't care what anyone says the snipe
115:51
monkey kind of [ __ ] blows
116:00
[Music]
116:02
here we go
116:05
[Music]
116:06
oh man oh [ __ ] i haven't seen that
116:10
rendition of filthy frank all right
116:12
come on buddy i gotta make i i gotta i
116:14
gotta let this go more i gotta make some
116:16
money so i can pay back whoever makes me
116:17
laugh your homework they should all be
116:19
done still sir
116:20
one has completed the homework say less
116:21
my g but
116:23
once dog consumed it this morning by
116:25
process of ingestion
116:26
man said his dog munched on his homework
116:28
there's really nothing wrong shut up
116:30
man's gonna slap you in detention but
116:32
sir one has tennis practice after school
116:34
you think man gives a [ __ ] about you and
116:35
some other dust to use batting balls
116:37
around
116:39
no way you'll be lucky if man don't bat
116:40
your balls but that would be kind of
116:42
fruity i can't lie
116:43
yes sir bus man 100 lines right now
116:46
who the [ __ ] says fruity i've never
116:49
heard a single human being on the planet
116:50
earth say that word
116:53
marielle's a little [ __ ]
116:57
ah she loves her [ __ ] so much that she
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strokes it out
117:03
oh man mary likes to show her [ __ ] to
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all the friends
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she invited
117:18
oh my okay this is this is that was
117:20
meant to that was no
117:22
that was that was that that that's on
117:24
purpose
117:25
i thought that that originally started
117:27
like [ __ ]
117:28
it was a mistake nope
117:35
nope not gonna happen nope hey woman why
117:38
do you sound like a guy or are you a guy
117:41
all right you a guy oh my god those
117:42
boobs fake too yes
117:53
okay never had a single human being say
117:56
the word fruit each year
117:57
you're so beautiful i love you thank you
118:00
i'm only reading positive comments about
118:02
[Music]
118:04
myself
118:08
fruit a few drunk russians
118:21
[Music]
118:24
[Applause]
118:31
nope next that's worthy of a hundred
118:34
dollars
118:34
come on buddy where is it whoever wins
118:37
this [ __ ] gets 100 bucks
118:39
whoever makes me laugh what the [ __ ] oh
118:41
he's not gonna use it as a straw
118:48
why is it so why did he try it so like
118:51
tenderly
118:52
why did he do that with his lips
118:56
why was he doing that or how tall are
118:59
you five ten five eleven
119:00
five ten 511 1.13 in the java
119:04
is going to affect the oldest anarchy
119:06
server in minecraft
119:08
but secondly could something like the
119:11
oldest anarchy server in minecraft
119:14
ah
119:19
almost vomited gross strawberry
119:31
[Music]
119:33
does that mean bad i know there's haram
119:36
and then there's hara and i don't know
119:38
what the difference is
119:39
i think one of them is bad
119:47
[Music]
119:50
that me that me
119:53
bro my video didn't play don't worry
119:55
it's it's there's a big like list
119:57
it's still in the queue
120:02
ball go up his butt told you
120:12
why does every [ __ ] video where an
120:14
accident happens
120:16
they always pan down to the ground like
120:18
why the [ __ ] whenever i fight video
120:20
happens too they always
120:21
the camera loop whenever the good bit
120:23
happens what the [ __ ] hillary's in the
120:26
creepy weird sixth
120:28
man
120:33
she sleeps in the same room with that
120:35
creepy with a woman
120:36
whose mother wears
120:40
that woman number one is ugly
120:44
imagine how bad she smells man
120:48
i'm told her and obama just stink
120:52
obama these guys made
120:55
alex jones into a death metal vocalist
120:58
oh
120:58
[ __ ] how can i bring that to the front
121:00
of the queue hi i hate this
121:03
i hate this
121:06
hi i hate this i hate this
121:12
i'm not allowed to laugh at that if i
121:14
laugh at that i get cancelled there's
121:15
nothing that i can laugh like that well
121:35
i'm a tortoise that's fancy dress pies
121:38
tomorrow night
121:41
oh no i'm trying to find the alex jones
121:43
thing
121:48
except acceptable
122:10
oh japanese
122:16
what the [ __ ] are you spamming
122:19
gekko alone what the [ __ ] are you
122:21
spamming i don't even know what the [ __ ]
122:23
that is
122:24
what is that fully red when armed
122:30
fully red
122:34
nice nice
122:38
find a weapon let's divorce
122:41
why was i born stupid jesus is random
122:44
fire
122:46
i'm a big chocolate [ __ ]
122:51
why isn't it there's like two that i
122:54
tried to play
122:55
i'm a lover and that's why i'm a fighter
122:59
and
123:00
i love my family and i love justice so
123:03
much
123:03
i'm willing to do whatever it takes to
123:05
stop you and i hate your stinking guts
123:08
i can smell you from a thousand miles
123:10
away and you smell like
123:12
failure you smell like hell
123:15
i will go to hell before i sit here
123:19
in the world
123:24
all right all right it's okay all right
123:26
all right all right it's okay whoa 12
123:28
bucks
123:28
oh yeah it's okay no one's made me laugh
123:30
yet
123:33
oh my god i thought someone i got so
123:35
[ __ ] scared then
123:37
that someone left someone was in my
123:39
discord call
123:43
let me show you someone let me show you
123:44
someone one sec
123:47
hold on let me prove a point to my
123:48
friend
123:50
memorize that guy's face one second
123:54
i wonder if peach shards are still here
123:59
right
124:00
[Music]
124:02
hold on enjoy let me introduce you to my
124:06
friend peach jazz
124:07
uh i said
124:11
a minute ago a good bit ago
124:14
my friend peach i'm trying to find a
124:16
clean wholesome image of peach jazz
124:19
uh let me introduce you to my friend
124:21
peach jazz okay
124:22
i can show this yes i can okay hold on
124:26
let me introduce from my friend peach
124:28
jazz uh she
124:30
looks like this this is pete's jazz
124:31
right she has a boyfriend called moxie
124:34
marks for kate that's that's his
124:35
username right he's a good a he's a he's
124:37
a cool guy
124:38
now this is what moxie looks like tell
124:42
me
124:42
that that guy that guy right there
124:45
doesn't look like moxie
124:47
it's a moxie you're right tell me that's
124:50
not the same [ __ ] person it's this
124:52
it's the same come here tell them it's
124:53
the same person
124:54
that's moxie it's the same guy that's
124:57
the same guy
124:58
i can't just yeah i've seen this that's
125:00
maxie in like
125:01
50 that's maxi's uncle
125:05
that's moxie that's him
125:08
peach jars that's [ __ ] him you're
125:10
dating the hold on
125:12
let me let me let me let's play the
125:13
let's play his video
125:22
this guy mr bubbs
125:28
yeah i got you i got this on camera
125:34
i had 20 minutes yep now here's the
125:37
option
125:38
oh yep we either clean it together
125:41
you're gonna clean it i'm cooking you're
125:43
cleaning it
125:44
last one clean the kitchen you're doing
125:47
nothing go clean the kitchen you're
125:48
dressed like a mate
125:49
i'm not doing nothing i'm charging my
125:51
camera because i left it all overnight
125:52
that's something you do well afk go
125:54
clean the kitchen i was going to clean
125:56
the kitchen for the stream on stream
125:59
why the [ __ ] would anyone want to watch
126:00
it me clean the kitchen it's gross
126:03
well it's it's a maid main thing okay go
126:06
clean the kitchen then
126:07
i was gonna stream we're gonna go we're
126:09
gonna go stream uh cooking stream in a
126:10
bit but marisa hasn't cleaned up the
126:12
kitchen yet no i was gonna stream
126:13
cleaning the kitchen
126:14
guys would you like to watch streaming
126:16
uh cleaning a kitchen before we cook
126:19
like we can make this stream cleaning
126:21
and then cooking
126:23
or just cooking why would you want to
126:26
watch cleaning
126:27
it's so gross it just means that we have
126:29
to like look really shitty
126:32
you can go go clean the kitchen no one
126:34
can see the cat outfit because there's a
126:36
video playing i'm not even wearing the
126:39
cat ears
126:40
i know that's all go clean the kitchen
126:43
what do you mean they're all saying yes
126:44
what do you mean i don't wanna i'm not
126:45
gonna clean the kitchen i'm not gonna
126:47
help you clean the kitchen
126:48
just stand there then afk i will
126:51
toxic i am toxic i'm not gonna help you
126:54
clean the kitchen where's that monster
126:55
energy
126:56
in the fridge can't find it it's
126:58
literally in a box in the fridge
127:00
no the box is on the floor and it's no
127:01
no it's not it's the box is empty
127:03
if you've drank four monsters on the top
127:05
one 20 minutes
127:07
it's in the fridge it's a box of monster
127:09
in the fridge have you opened the fridge
127:10
in the last two hours
127:12
uh no i think you're going to then go
127:14
open it i put them in there two hours
127:16
ago
127:17
why are you yelling because you asked me
127:19
and then you accused me of not doing it
127:23
oh my god
127:26
what it's in the fridge i'm looking for
127:29
it don't clean me
127:30
i am
127:52
okay
127:55
cool cool but no i put what why the [ __ ]
127:58
does this happen
127:59
i'll like i'll she'll she'll ask me some
128:01
[ __ ] like before
128:02
like two hours ago she went like where
128:03
are the monsters oh don't worry i put i
128:05
put some monsters in the fridge for us
128:07
you know so they're cold and nice i put
128:08
them in the fridge
128:10
and then you cut and then you come in
128:12
you say where are the monsters i say
128:14
they're in the fridge you go no no
128:15
no you didn't put them there are you
128:17
sure are you insane and i go no
128:19
i just asked the question and now you're
128:20
being rude oh my god
128:22
you were rude to me and then i said no
128:24
i'm right go check
128:26
that out
128:30
like an old married couple
128:40
then go look in the fridge where i put
128:42
them for i told you they were
128:44
two hours ago i'm looking for them but
128:45
you're yelling oh my god
128:48
i'll pull this guy i'll pull this i'll
128:50
pull this alarm i'll get the police here
128:52
and i'll tell them she keeps saying that
128:55
i'm insane because i put the
128:56
i put the [ __ ] energy drinks in the
128:58
fridge and then she says
129:00
they're not there when she has a check
129:03
i feel not listened to i feel gaslighted
129:04
i feel upset
129:06
honey the cable guy came this morning
129:08
yeah did you [ __ ] him you [ __ ] [ __ ]
129:10
i didn't [ __ ] him i ordered this is just
129:13
me around the house
129:15
i am the cable guy
129:22
but unfortunately as a gamer i don't get
129:24
respect
129:25
well i'm not a gamer so maybe they'll
129:28
respect me
129:29
that just makes you a beta cuck
129:38
true it's a bridge
129:42
just goes around the corner boy's gonna
129:45
fall i'm not married but what is this it
129:47
was that p.o box maybe you'll get more
129:48
monster
129:50
true it would everything's heavy though
129:54
it don't it don't go down it goes down
129:58
no it don't oh
130:04
it do all right nothing's gonna make me
130:07
laugh
130:08
i'm [ __ ] i've seen everything my
130:10
lumanburg phil
130:12
moa
130:19
no not gonna happen
130:21
[Music]
130:27
when the chunks were unloaded
130:29
technically it don't go down
130:31
when these birds attacked me that wasn't
130:34
funny
130:35
not funny didn't
130:41
floor laugh grim reaper will no longer
130:43
be prevented from leaving souls
130:59
how to cheat death i'm not gonna laugh
131:03
nothing that too mad laugh that will
131:05
make me laugh all right
131:07
let's check the patch notes for the sims
131:10
3
131:10
club to maniac sims can no longer steal
131:13
subway stations from lots
131:15
sims can no longer will going in the
131:17
elevator with the symbol
131:19
of a different floor
131:23
it all right spam those videos it's
131:25
finra it's finn's weakness
131:27
it's just [ __ ] so what do you do i'm
131:30
literally plucking my nutsack hair off
131:34
with a tweezer
131:35
awesome i did that once play rock music
131:39
i want something else to play
131:42
other than fifa 17.
131:46
why does vocoder stuff almost always
131:48
make you laugh it's funny
132:04
this is why kids died
132:13
i've never been more disappointed to
132:15
watch a child
132:17
[ __ ] look okay at least he dodged it
132:20
nope
132:20
still all of my faith in humanity is
132:22
lost
132:24
you're seeing that subreddit kids are
132:25
[ __ ] stupid i love that subreddit
132:26
that's great
132:27
death to kids are you hopelessly vanilla
132:30
under a team die
132:31
then call 1-800 token bf to add some
132:34
diverse am i allowed to say
132:36
hello yeah i'm looking for a token black
132:39
friend
132:40
hmm we could really use somebody with
132:42
some
132:43
street smarts not bad
132:47
not bad everyone needs one i don't have
132:50
one
132:50
[Music]
132:52
yeah i do oh
133:02
not bad okay it's fine hey finn what's
133:05
the best fight
133:06
fortune fire aspect or infinity fortune
133:11
at least honest only if it's three
133:18
almost that was really [ __ ] close i'm
133:21
pregnant
133:22
am i pregnant am i
133:25
pregnant help is there a possibility
133:29
that i'm
133:30
ignorant am i pregnant or am i okay
133:32
could i be
133:33
my donate how do i know if i'm
133:35
[Music]
133:43
slide i foreign that's how can i get my
133:45
gf
133:46
pregnant what happened when i get
133:56
hurt
134:10
there are multiple people that donated
134:12
that
134:15
oh my [ __ ] god
134:19
[Music]
134:22
it was the [ __ ] it was the pause
134:26
it was the pause anyone oh my god
134:31
why does vocoded [ __ ] work so well
134:35
one person's well ouija is just donating
134:37
the same code it is the fact
134:40
i agree
134:44
[Music]
134:46
apparently they're experiencing some
134:47
technical issues let's try again
134:51
oh [ __ ] me that was a ton of them
134:59
[Music]
135:01
my queen my queen
135:08
[Music]
135:18
i'm still going to carry on playing them
135:19
because there's still a few but let's
135:21
say let's say for the sake of argument
135:23
instead all of the water levels around
135:25
the world rise by
135:26
by let's say five feet over the next 100
135:29
years say 10 feet by the next hundred
135:31
years and puts
135:32
all the bloodline areas on the coast
135:34
underwater
135:36
all right would you let's say all of
135:37
that happens you think that people
135:39
aren't going to just sell their homes
135:41
and move
135:51
no he didn't play no it wasn't long
135:55
enough what the [ __ ]
135:57
no i'm gonna get that clip up just for
135:59
you that's so [ __ ] funny hold on
136:02
god damn it that's so funny you ruined
136:04
it
136:05
[ __ ]
136:13
i'm gonna find that it's 43 seconds and
136:16
the maximum duration is um
136:18
30 seconds i'm stupid hold on i'm gonna
136:21
fight i'm gonna get you this clip up
136:23
just because you know
136:24
it is really funny and i enjoy it quite
136:26
a lot okay
136:27
let's say for the sake of argument that
136:29
all of the water levels around the world
136:31
rise by let's say it's so musical over
136:34
the next 100 years say 10 feet
136:36
by the next 100 years and it puts up all
136:37
the bloodline areas
136:40
on the coast underwater right would you
136:42
let's say all of that happened
136:44
you think that people aren't going to
136:45
just sell their homes and move
137:01
[Music]
137:10
good garbage [ __ ] post i [ __ ] love it
137:12
i love vocoded [ __ ] it's funny what am i
137:14
gonna say
137:15
what am i gonna say it's good
137:19
i like him oh [ __ ] con bender what
137:21
the [ __ ]
137:22
fat jewel rip but it's vocoded why is
137:24
everyone just submitting vocoded [ __ ]
137:26
now
137:35
i'm so happy i can laugh now
137:40
oh [ __ ]
137:44
how does the [ __ ] bender get past the
137:45
filter
137:47
look at him go
137:47
[Music]
137:52
he's so talented he's so tough can
137:54
waterbenders ben come
138:07
they can bloodbend
138:13
but can they come bend
138:31
[Music]
138:40
[Music]
138:51
that's all i'm saying it's all i'm
138:54
saying
138:56
that's all i'm saying
139:00
but can they but can they come then
139:13
[Music]
139:15
let's go
139:28
oh my god is that where [ __ ]
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ambulance came from oh he did
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plants vs zombies why the [ __ ] would you
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think that was plants vs zombies
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game
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that's a dude
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i know it because i know that [ __ ]
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picture
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because it's from a [ __ ] i swear to
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god that's a sight that's like
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oh
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nasty [ __ ] nasty [ __ ] that just makes
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me feel gross
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doesn't it ugh
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solid okay we're gonna get past like the
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last like few uh
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things and then we're gonna go and uh
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we're gonna go and catch up with marisa
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from netflix
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[Music]
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what's the weather like outside
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it's the same audio okay enjoy content
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i'm holding
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okay i'm gonna hold on i'm gonna turn
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off the media shows for
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we're gonna see it
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[Music]
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hello mario
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hello mario okay meteor [ __ ] i'm gonna
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oh
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[ __ ] i can't disable it how do you make
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it
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[Music]
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works how we can do planned [ __ ] without
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using it to play voyager 4
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solid we can't jamming to the vocode or
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the [ __ ]
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attempt
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[Music]
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on the coast underwater all right would
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you let's say all of that happens
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you think that people aren't going to
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just sell their homes and move
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[Music]
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oh he changed it he made it
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[Music]
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it's funnier than it cuts out all right
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uh let's do this last one let's see this
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last one and then we'll go and uh we'll
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end
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that's for enough to decide black dick
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that's what the sailors call admiral
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howe give us black dick and we fear
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nothing
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but why do they call him black dick
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perhaps he has a dark temperament
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we're going to find out they're gonna
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find out
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oh my god what a great place to end off
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at
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holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i know hi there
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i'm paul perkinstein and welcome to the
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wide world
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of web today
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okay it's supposed to end of ended offer
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i'm paul perkinstein anyway
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all right let's send it off there uh i'm
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not going to raid marisa marisa wants to
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try and get a partner on twitch and if i
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raid her apparently like twitch don't
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like that
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uh forgetting partner so i'm going to
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ask you all very nicely
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to head on over to the marisa channel uh
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where she's gonna start streaming any
143:07
second now or
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she has already i i don't know uh maybe
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i should have warned her
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hey marisa
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a woman hey
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hi start streaming
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you just called me up yeah stop
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streaming you want me to remote control
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it
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go and start streaming now so i can tell
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them to go i already told them to go
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we're living on borrowed time marisa
143:46
they're already leaving because i said
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we're ending you gotta go start
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you could have just told me to start i
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am now this is what i'm doing
143:54
yelling i'm lucy like ah go stop the
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stream
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go stop the stream
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all right going uh woman woman
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woman are you cleaning the kitchen
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well i'm not gonna do it uh her channel
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name's meow riza i'll type it in chat
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there you go boys uh all right
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i hope you will uh
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raid someone finney i'm not going to go
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raid anyone i'm just going to let i'm
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just going to end
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uh i i'm not going to rape marisa
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because she uh she
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is going to like she's going to [ __ ]
144:35
i don't she want that twitch partner
144:37
apparently doesn't like it when you like
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rape people so
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i'm not going to uh take a chance away
144:41
but i'm just asking very nicely go and
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watch her but you can't go and watch
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anyone else i don't care
144:45
anyway uh girlfriend i'm going to go be
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on marisa's stream to help
144:48
cook and probably going to do most of
144:50
the [ __ ] work even though she refuses
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to
144:52
clean the kitchen anyway um
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yeah i'm gonna go cook and marisa is
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gonna
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watch i guess hopefully she's gonna
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clean the [ __ ] thing
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uh but yeah i'll be over there uh i will
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see you in a bit i will see you boys i'm
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just gonna end
145:08
uh not pog just got an ad very pog for
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me
145:12
hopefully i looked very uh good for you
145:14
today i like the
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the outfit was kind of interesting uh
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we'll see
145:18
people are making like tear systems of
145:20
my uh
145:21
of my various outfits so maybe this one
145:24
will get an s tier who knows
145:27
there goes the rape whistle anyway i'll
145:29
see you boys have a good one
145:35
peace