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one
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[Music]
01:37
i'm genuinely speedrunning all my
01:38
settings right now
01:40
because i gotta upload this thing there
01:42
we go okay
01:49
i told you it was gonna be a big thing
02:01
[Music]
02:20
hey
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okay
02:41
[Music]
02:57
okay all right i did my thing sorry i've
03:00
let you guys wait long enough
03:02
i'm doing stuff stop dream music no i
03:05
will do what i want you know what i'll
03:07
play different dream music
03:08
um
03:13
yeah yeah
03:17
i don't care
03:20
cringe or not baby this is me now
03:22
apparently people change like the tides
03:24
yeah at least i think or am i dead or
03:28
[Music]
03:30
wrong
03:38
[Music]
03:43
what a road trip
03:46
[Music]
04:05
oh my god
04:08
[Music]
04:10
we did it finally holy [ __ ]
04:14
this took so many months it was since
04:17
november that i've been working on this
04:19
this is the side mask that didn't work
04:21
i'll show you exactly why we didn't use
04:23
this for the final shoot
04:24
and now it's in a second
04:29
man i don't know whether it matters as
04:30
much to everyone else as it matters to
04:32
me but
04:33
i'm so proud of how these came out uh i
04:36
had really come over today to redo the
04:37
eyelashes
04:39
um the crossbow picture was taken today
04:42
by the way
04:43
but yeah dream face reveal baby
04:46
what's popping
04:52
oh man i'm dude i am so hyped about all
04:56
this stuff
04:58
i've like yeah
05:02
i was what did i say the most sincerest
05:05
form of
05:06
flattery's impersonation
05:18
[Music]
05:22
back up again hey
05:26
but park dude how cool was that
05:30
how are we doing green sushi really well
05:32
thank you i didn't i
05:34
you know what now i put it on shall we
05:36
shall i show you exactly why we didn't
05:38
use this in the final
05:39
in the final shoot and exactly why i was
05:42
holding
05:43
the other mask like this is the same
05:44
material let me show you why
05:47
it's got a strap it's it's made as a
05:49
mask i was gonna wear it
05:51
i was gonna wear it like this right like
05:52
on my head kind of maybe off to the side
05:54
and then as we tried it dream girl
05:58
i realized that it didn't really have
05:59
the vibe that i wanted it to have it
06:01
looked a little bit
06:02
dumb i think maybe
06:05
i think this would have been really hot
06:06
as well but
06:08
do you you know why i i didn't use it
06:11
now you understand
06:13
good i don't know where you are got it
06:18
scuff the dream dude you look like an
06:21
avocado yeah
06:22
oh my god though oh god damn
06:27
there's hair on my face now bad good
06:29
call thank you
06:30
thank you thank you for the five gifted
06:32
subs bro
06:33
let me turn uh let me turn you up a bit
06:35
faster than the mask
06:36
uh fasten the mask to the side of the
06:39
head with hair clips
06:40
i would have done but anyway dude it
06:43
took too long to get to this point this
06:44
is a custom made thing
06:46
uh custom dream cosplay it's actually
06:50
the
06:50
first one my buddy eda made uh marisa
06:54
took all the photos
06:56
cosplay wait what you're already a
06:59
dreamworker oh go on thank you
07:03
thank you but yeah marisa took all the
07:05
photos so if you're over 18
07:07
go check out all her stuff uh eda did
07:10
like eat as an artist she did
07:12
she's made cosplays for everyone she did
07:14
this it's amazing by the way holy crap
07:17
thank you for all the bits
07:19
ten thousand bits from end end bro seven
07:22
dream looking kinda cute and then
07:24
there's one that hasn't come through yet
07:26
but it's six
07:27
six thousand bits holy heck thank you i
07:30
started crosstalk because
07:31
you gave me the confident cup wait huh
07:34
confidence to be the person i want to be
07:36
thank you hell yeah
07:38
hell yeah thank you my god oh man
07:42
i'm having a good time i'm having a real
07:44
good time i think that's like 60 thank
07:45
you yeah that's
07:46
thank you shiny oh this is finn on fire
07:50
hell yeah you're holding your bum i'm
07:53
holding a holding a
07:54
hairband dressed oh damn that's what it
07:57
should have been
07:58
[ __ ] i was a golden opportunity damn it
08:02
well um wait do i have a thing set up
08:05
hold on let me make sure this is still
08:06
all fine
08:08
yeah okay uh avocados from mexico what
08:12
the [ __ ]
08:13
dreams the e dream yeah sorry i i know
08:16
that this is not gonna matter as much to
08:18
anyone else as it as it does to me
08:19
because
08:20
i've just been working on this thing
08:21
forever but
08:23
i'm very happy with how this container
08:24
is on twitter look amazing
08:26
thank you great work thank you thank you
08:29
i'm sorry i still hyped up i'm just
08:30
replying to everyone that's replied
08:39
three months pog started subscribing as
08:42
an egg but now
08:43
i'm a woman oh yeah
08:46
i'm glad i'm cracking eggs left and
08:48
right f1 nn5t
08:50
less gang f1n5t les gang
08:56
all right there we go
09:02
oh [ __ ] this is awesome
09:05
i'm so i'm so happy i'm really really
09:07
happy about all this
09:10
oh man okay uh right so
09:13
i do actually have a plan for today's
09:14
stream i have been gathering po boxes
09:17
and
09:17
i've only picked the ones that look good
09:19
the rest of them are like some small
09:21
stuff but they are kind of
09:23
these are the most interesting ones so
09:24
without further a doubt without without
09:26
further ado
09:27
without further ado without further ado
09:29
let me introduce you to something
09:32
let me introduce you to my new game show
09:38
[Music]
09:41
i couldn't figure out a better way to do
09:42
that but i that took like 10 minutes so
09:45
i i have a title card now
09:51
so anyway i'm gonna be opening some
09:53
suspicious
09:54
packages today um
10:00
mainly that one now if that's not a
10:02
samurai sword i'll be
10:04
really upset and let me just remind you
10:06
guys that if you want to
10:07
send me any po box packages it's in the
10:09
description and you can buy samurai
10:11
swords in the uk
10:14
i'm not saying that i'd really like that
10:17
or that you'd definitely definitely be
10:19
featured
10:21
if you got me one but i would really
10:25
i would really like one that's just i
10:30
i
10:32
i i can even provide resources of where
10:34
to find them but i would like them
10:39
okay i promise i won't do any promotion
10:41
in today's stream
10:42
all right should we open the big one
10:45
first or
10:46
like should we leave it for a bit giant
10:49
dude if it's a moby huge it's not it's
10:52
too
10:52
thin for that but i really want to open
10:54
it
10:55
shotgun ah don't buy me a shotgun please
10:59
but
11:00
that would be cool i really want a real
11:01
crossbow though or a bow
11:03
i could do with a bow my bro got a fine
11:07
for buying a sword in the uk
11:08
you can own swords you just can't take
11:11
them out
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outside so
11:15
you just can't take him outside you can
11:17
keep him in the house
11:19
anyway hi there what about oh god okay
11:21
right let's do it
11:22
shall we oh i have a better idea
11:26
i was about to open this with a knife
11:28
but i have a way better idea
11:30
give me a second always love seeing you
11:32
break gender
11:34
i have the perfect thing
11:39
nine months pog
12:09
oh yeah baby oh yeah baby let's complete
12:12
the cosplay why not
12:14
hell yeah baby let's go oh man
12:21
axe time baby axe time oof axe time next
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time next time
12:29
wanna open it let's open the big one
12:32
let's go okay oh man
12:35
okay by the way there's a fun story
12:38
behind this axe we had to go and buy one
12:40
in brighton
12:41
and it's a bit scuffed now but it's
12:44
because we were whacking it into walls
12:45
but there was like black paint all over
12:47
this and we hand
12:48
sanded the metal to make it look shiny
12:52
me and marisa sat there for like an hour
12:55
hand sanding a piece of metal just so it
12:57
could look a little bit better in the
12:59
pictures
12:59
so that's that's kind of why i'm hyped
13:01
up we put a lot of time and effort into
13:03
this
13:04
oh my god okay this is heavy it's a
13:07
chunky boy
13:08
there's like two other really chunky
13:10
boys which is why they're so suspicious
13:12
to me
13:13
so there is that how are you gonna open
13:15
a package with an axe
13:18
observe non-believer
13:22
oh [ __ ] oh
13:27
two months straight okay kkk okay
13:31
oh hold on there's stuff on the top
13:32
still can i like just
13:36
there we go didn't even use the sharp
13:38
part of the axe
13:44
i just want to see what it
13:47
marisa is came in and looked at me oh
13:49
accusingly okay
13:51
oh my god okay you know what maybe the
13:52
axe wasn't the best decision
13:55
what is
13:59
the first thing i see is this it's just
14:02
like a big
14:04
metal thing it's definitely not a
14:05
samurai sword
14:07
i think i know what it is it's it's a
14:09
stripper pole
14:10
it might be a strong baby time dude it
14:13
might be a stripper
14:15
oh that's a stripper pole if i've ever
14:17
seen one that's a stripper
14:19
that's a stripper it's a german stripper
14:21
what oh it is a german stripper pole
14:23
you can tell by the metal
14:26
ah [ __ ] why is there a cd there it is
14:31
look at this there's a lady using the
14:34
stripper pole on the
14:35
on the manual pug
14:38
what is this oh it's a packaging for the
14:41
stripper pole
14:42
that
14:56
oh hold on that's a whole thing
15:01
there's not naked there's not naked
15:02
women on it there's no naked there's
15:04
nothing naked on there
15:05
there was a woman in a oh a bra which
15:08
i've done that anyway
15:10
hi j hi edgar how are you doing welcome
15:12
did he really get a strip hole yes i did
15:18
can you show them your
15:22
wolverine drunk finn love it
15:25
drink finn will love it oh man i really
15:27
will if i start drinking
15:30
do you want me to actually build this a
15:31
little bit it can't be too hard right
15:33
it's like three pieces
15:34
you need to screw the base onto it i
15:35
think and then there's that
15:37
you see that thing over there frieza two
15:39
months
15:40
what am i doing with my life well number
15:43
one we got a stripper pole
15:45
why does finn have an axe don't question
15:48
me
15:49
oh i have an axe yeah the
15:53
the bit of photoshop we had to do on
15:54
that was to take out logos and stuff
15:56
like that
15:57
so the the pictures actually took quite
15:59
a while to do
16:00
but very nifty uh
16:04
i expected someone was going to send it
16:07
you asked for it
16:07
in the previous stream yeah i kind of
16:09
forget i ask for things sometimes
16:11
i'm sure i'm going to forget i just
16:13
asked them for a samurai sword guys i'd
16:14
really really like a samurai sword
16:16
huh i can use this for my other website
16:20
but yee with the wrong side of that axe
16:23
fins become a ruff off goddammit
16:26
so there's two really sus packages in
16:29
this
16:30
and one of them is this one i can't pick
16:32
that up with one hand
16:33
can you get the package directly behind
16:35
you
16:36
this one yeah it's a it's a chunky boy
16:41
it's suspiciously heavy
16:44
it's probably a bomb i can't do that i
16:46
can't say that randy
16:48
it's probably oily something bad
16:51
maybe look at this i'm hoping for food
16:54
did they give wait did they give you
16:56
things
16:57
it's like doggy hi finn and chat nice
17:02
hi pal it's not it's cartoons and
17:04
cartoons can't be porn
17:08
cartoons can't be porn that's not real
17:11
that's not existing
17:15
i should use the axe more often for this
17:18
look at that that
17:19
like butter dude
17:24
oh my god
17:29
jesus christ what is it
17:32
it's food a lot of food
17:35
it's more it's a lot of
17:39
it there's another one
17:44
and a bunch of twixes i guess a whole
17:47
lot of twixes
17:48
and uh eggs little packet of eggs that's
17:51
nice
17:52
what does this say it was from pal
17:56
hi rose i just want to uh send some
17:58
sweets and candy to my favorite egg
18:00
enjoy
18:02
holy crap
18:06
cool by the way this is gonna quickly
18:10
enlarge the mountain of trash that i've
18:12
got egg egg
18:15
i'm gonna start creating sim mountain
18:17
again
18:19
why not oh my god oh damn
18:22
guckle fricks hey thanks for the five
18:24
gifted subs oh yeah thank you so much
18:27
dude
18:28
slowly creeping up the sub counts ago
18:30
this is fun that's a hat [ __ ] no i
18:32
believe this is an axe it's big it's
18:34
really
18:37
huh why are you throwing it at me i'm
18:39
not throwing it at you can i do this
18:40
thing
18:41
you know when you do this oh you can't
18:42
do it stop in
18:44
dude jesus
18:47
have you seen a doctor maybe
18:51
it's just an axe i was in the circus as
18:54
a child and this is just a pool
18:59
is that a threat george future jaws oh
19:03
future george not found in dream cosplay
19:06
demo what the heck there it is i saw it
19:08
too i saw it too early
19:09
thank you demo my good ah thank you demo
19:13
you got some people with a god damn it
19:15
yeah people have sent me so many so many
19:17
sweets and candies
19:19
hmm where'd you buy the hoodie and shirt
19:22
i made it
19:23
i didn't make it marisa eda made it our
19:26
friend
19:27
death day do you have dmfc
19:30
[ __ ] yeah hey dude welcome back good
19:33
stream to pop back on
19:35
you know our friend eda made it i'll
19:36
link her twitter in a bit but um
19:39
i'll be replying i'm going to reply
19:40
tagging uh
19:42
damn i'm happy
19:47
ask my girlfriend to marry me she said
19:49
yes really joy
19:51
wait is that let's go hey rosie holy
19:54
[ __ ]
19:55
congrats dude cause i've got some spare
19:58
cash lying around
20:00
or should i send you something i just
20:03
don't know love ya
20:05
uh i preferred dono's because twitch
20:08
still
20:09
my prediction for a hospital stream
20:11
comes closer every stream which take a
20:13
percentage of
20:14
stuff that's not that it's twitch type
20:17
percentage of
20:18
i'm dude i'm having a stroke twitch take
20:20
a percentage of subs and bits
20:22
but not donors so i you know obviously
20:28
but subs are also very fun so i don't
20:30
know
20:31
i i i do enjoy subs because then a bunch
20:34
of people in chat gets up
20:35
and i want to i want to do like event
20:36
events for subs in the future
20:39
dude so the more than there are the
20:41
better i want to make a minecraft server
20:43
for them and everything
20:44
should be really fun
20:47
love the bottle indeed that's nice
20:54
there's three poles in this but they
20:56
said i should only see two
20:58
maybe there's maybe one of them is
20:59
extendable no wait is that
21:01
inside that i think so i can't get it
21:03
out pull it
21:05
i'm pulling as hard as i can
21:08
i don't know maybe it's like maybe push
21:10
it
21:12
i don't know maybe you twist it i don't
21:14
know maybe it's a screwdriver
21:17
hell yeah thanks for thanks for the
21:18
bezos box okay
21:22
i've got a there's another suspiciously
21:24
heavy package that i'm saving
21:26
uh but for now dude this axe is sharp
21:29
why did people say i couldn't open
21:30
things with an axe
21:31
or was that just like a danger thing i
21:34
don't know whether
21:35
uh i don't know whether people meant
21:37
that i i literally couldn't or i
21:39
shouldn't
21:41
oh [ __ ] you're supposed to screw this
21:45
into your ceiling by the way
21:46
are you done to do that hell no i think
21:48
you can just like
21:49
push it towards the ceiling no not this
21:52
one hold on
21:53
i'm seeing if there's a letter that goes
21:55
along with no that's just a
21:57
thing what is this
22:01
okay i'm strong there we go
22:06
oh it's like a sweatshirt
22:09
hell yeah a really big sweatshirt with a
22:12
turtleneck
22:13
it's a dress thing i think it might be a
22:15
mini dress i don't know
22:17
it doesn't say it's definitely something
22:20
it looks cozy though
22:22
damn i do okay i thought i'm trying to
22:24
get my suspicious packages out of the
22:25
way
22:26
that one's been cleared of sucks i think
22:28
they're safe in my mind they're not
22:30
getting voted out of the next meeting
22:32
finn has terrible trigger discipline
22:34
with the pellet gun so yeah dangerous to
22:36
[Music]
22:38
himself
22:40
you go then also can i get a kiss you
22:42
almost made me
22:44
choke dude yeah
22:48
do you want it from the dream drawing
22:49
from this drawing from the dream mask or
22:51
from me
22:55
gonna make you scared again today thank
22:58
you for the 150 dollars
23:01
uh is rosa gonna make oh
23:05
i promise i won't spit on you today
23:08
i won't spit on you today like last time
23:09
for wholesome outfits is there a part of
23:12
garment you alone
23:14
what uh
23:17
in our garments i'm low on
23:20
socks actually i never have enough socks
23:23
i genuinely never i'm always running out
23:25
of socks because i just lose them
23:27
please someone in chad please send him
23:29
forks
23:30
forks actually no
23:34
jeez dude
23:38
how how do you just have this
23:41
lying around oh my god
23:46
thank you dude jack
23:49
i'm never going to be able to pronounce
23:50
your name it's
23:52
it's got to be jack khan
23:59
it's that i got it that time one of
24:01
these days i'll get it
24:05
anyway i got it let me check my savings
24:09
quickly check your savings operation
24:11
fork dude i know the fact that you've
24:13
said that now multiple people are going
24:14
to send me forks i only need
24:16
a few forks we're always losing forks
24:19
yeah there's genuinely just no forks i
24:21
have no forks to give anymore
24:25
we are using currently just one fork
24:27
that we clean over and over again we
24:28
share we pass it around whenever we have
24:30
meals
24:31
i take a bite i clean it she takes a
24:33
bite we clean it i take a bite that's
24:35
all we have
24:36
sometimes we forget to clean it and it's
24:38
not very hygienic so we need forks
24:40
i'm gonna accidentally knock that out
24:43
i'm gonna accidentally knock this over
24:45
dude
24:46
that doesn't make any sense they're not
24:48
labeled
24:49
i don't know dude all right sus stuff
24:52
there's this one is there's this one
24:54
it's the only small package that i
24:55
grabbed because
24:57
i don't know it's got a different color
24:58
packaging than everything else and it
25:00
stood out from the crowd what can i say
25:03
feet god why do they always want people
25:04
hey feet people
25:06
you'll like the cosplay on twitter
25:08
there's feet in it
25:09
i was wearing thigh highs with feet
25:11
you'll like it
25:12
i promise you what in the [ __ ] is this
25:20
it's a measuring tape okay i've got
25:22
center measuring tape and
25:25
what the [ __ ]
25:31
fabric just fab a bunch of fabrics
25:34
sample test of this wasn't as sus as i
25:37
thought it was this is just a measuring
25:38
thing
25:40
what i don't get the purpose of the
25:42
fabric i love you and your content here
25:46
thank you thank you for the five dollars
25:49
and i'm glad that you do
25:50
i've been trying to stream like every
25:52
single day can i build you a pc
25:54
i do 25 percent off for you i don't i've
25:56
got a great piece of scout
25:58
i just need to know what you're saying
25:59
is dangerous with the axe stop it now
26:01
uh before you go to the hospital
26:04
no ah damn it [ __ ] that would have been
26:07
cooler if it went through
26:15
oh [ __ ] wait
26:24
that's fine hey there's there's so much
26:26
wood on the desk
26:28
it's a battle scar that's fine
26:34
it's just an axe who has ever been hurt
26:37
with an axe
26:38
in their entire life no one's ever been
26:40
hurt by an axe
26:44
okay
26:51
oh ah god damn it
26:56
there we go oh
27:00
that's a shoe box this is a shoe box
27:02
isn't it
27:07
okay it doesn't say who it's from stop
27:11
okay no it doesn't say who it's from
27:17
pleaser pink label extended sizes [ __ ]
27:21
yeah dude i got a bag for and everything
27:24
oh they're like brown they're nude
27:28
these might be the only tasteful things
27:30
that i own
27:31
these might be the only tasteful heels
27:34
that i own
27:35
okay they were i i genuinely with
27:38
through the packaging i thought they
27:39
were like
27:40
bright pink but magic trick look at that
27:43
they're a completely different color
27:44
they got
27:44
[ __ ] things on the inside too huh
27:48
can you try i mean i'll i'll finish this
27:50
in a sec if you
27:51
look at this this this and then you
27:54
twist it but it just
27:55
it just doesn't go in i got you i gotta
27:58
get this
27:59
this is like my career can we ask you to
28:03
use proper safety in opening the
28:05
packages
28:06
no think of the children watching while
28:09
you have a striper pole assembled
28:16
how the [ __ ] does this work
28:22
dude that's are they just they're just
28:25
these are just badly made
28:27
thanks for the five gifted subs thank
28:29
you zephyr
28:30
thanks so much dude park for the heels
28:32
though do you reckon they fit
28:34
i don't think they match the outfit a
28:36
pair of green heels would have been good
28:40
need a hand maybe actually we need a big
28:43
strong
28:44
a big strong man to help us out i don't
28:46
think anyone's strong can face it it
28:47
just doesn't fit
28:49
no we're just it's just not me hold on
28:52
i'm trying on some
28:53
oh they fit they might be a little bit
28:54
too big but they they fit
28:57
look at that they do fit that's kind of
28:59
cool
29:00
holy [ __ ]
29:04
plug oh they have separate things too
29:06
that's awesome
29:08
okay until further notice these are my
29:11
heels now
29:12
these are now what i'll be wearing give
29:13
me a minute i'm free thank you
29:16
oh there it is humphrey thanks for the
29:17
five gifted subs what is your twitter
29:20
it's linked down below it's just at
29:22
fenster
29:23
the hills have some green undertones
29:24
they kind of match ah you make a good
29:26
point
29:27
these they might a little bit they don't
29:30
but more like a subtle thing i think
29:33
that'd be good
29:35
could you please pass me the package
29:36
right behind that arm that one
29:38
yes i'm kind of zooming through these
29:41
packages but
29:42
it says i need three pulls but there's
29:44
only two
29:45
i don't know dude and this is the one i
29:47
have to pull out later
29:49
maybe maybe this is the small version
29:51
maybe it's just
29:52
two pop maybe it's just three poles
29:54
maybe it's just one pole
29:56
and then that you pull out right oh my
29:59
god
30:04
what's it what the [ __ ] was that
30:08
scary scenery why did it just do that it
30:11
was spinning
30:13
oh my god gravity made it spin hi boys
30:16
is that a stripper bowl yeah
30:21
and then you put that link
30:25
there you go i bought you a forklift
30:28
oh [ __ ] can we make it like freestanding
30:31
no i don't know
30:32
i think we can if you stand on the chair
30:35
oh this can totally be done
30:37
marisa the builder it's gonna like go
30:40
down again
30:42
no i won't
30:45
yeah no if you use momentum
30:53
dude this is so hard sorry this is
30:56
really entertaining to watch
30:59
yeah look at that that's not coming down
31:02
yeah that's not coming down
31:07
your twist it's like coming sideways a
31:09
little bit the wolverine helmet
31:13
yeah that's on there dude
31:18
[Music]
31:30
wolverine you're so hot
31:35
nice you want to dance drunken we can
31:40
okay paul dancing dream
31:44
okay let me do this real quick poor
31:46
dancing stream no exceptions
31:47
oh dude if we get um
31:51
if we hit the sub goal we'll do a pole
31:53
dancing stream i'll try and learn a
31:54
dance routine okay
31:57
i know i'm not gonna be wearing anything
31:58
skimpy i'll wear a sweatshirt
32:02
but thanks
32:07
what code should they use me out
32:10
no okay oh my god it's another shoe
32:14
that's another shoe box dude be careful
32:18
though this is not stable at all
32:19
no that no that's it's but it's standing
32:23
it's definitely standing gifted subs
32:25
here we come dude use your primes yeah
32:27
it's not stable but
32:29
it's standing this is not gonna be a
32:31
subtle don't make it too dirty
32:33
what in the frick wait
32:38
what yeah i was gonna say these are the
32:41
home under boots but i need those can i
32:43
have those
32:44
maybe look at these what the [ __ ]
32:47
these are stripper shoes they're too
32:49
small for them
32:51
[Music]
32:55
oh damn they look like wellington's
32:57
though look at how big my feet are
32:59
comparatively but there's some small
33:02
heels
33:02
okay i can get behind this
33:06
they let's do it i
33:17
are you flirting with me no i hate you
33:21
i don't like you at all oh no okay
33:24
there we go go go boots oh that's what
33:26
they are
33:27
ah sorry i didn't know what they were
33:29
called but yeah look at these
33:31
look at these look at these puppies my
33:33
fireman's boots
33:35
i can't wait don't know goal oh god yeah
33:38
i forgot about that
33:40
hell yeah now i own those right
33:43
i sped through most of those po box
33:46
packages there's still like three or
33:47
four
33:48
left but hell yeah that opening
33:50
technique is called fingers be gone
33:52
i will use this axe to open po box
33:54
packages i do not care what you say
33:56
about it
33:59
i'll do it i don't care all right
34:04
69 420 wait what happened
34:08
did the donut deuce oh 69.42
34:12
baby let's go nice good job boys no one
34:15
else donate that'd be really great did
34:16
someone actually calculate that on
34:18
purpose
34:19
no they didn't that was just an accident
34:21
well done
34:26
you need to pick a spot for that that's
34:27
structurally sound there is no way that
34:30
i'm gonna
34:30
like actually be able to like
34:34
uh put my weight on this
34:38
but like hold on
34:44
yeah there's no oh dude should i
34:51
why am i overhearing this you shouldn't
34:54
you shouldn't this
34:54
is literally not fall over i'm gonna
34:57
it's oh damn
34:58
screwed in i'm gonna do it there's not
35:00
nearly
35:01
i'm gonna do it stop i'm gonna do it
35:04
yo i did it
35:07
holy [ __ ] wait those are the 50 gifted
35:09
subs what the heck mr mustache
35:11
let's go two achievements in one baby
35:15
bam
35:17
what the heck thank you for the 50
35:19
gifted subs who does that
35:22
i moved it yeah
35:27
well okay wait that was gonna say we'll
35:29
just tap it back there we go
35:31
structurally sound structured completely
35:33
a little bit harder
35:34
completely structurally sound area wait
35:36
don't break my roof that's fine that's
35:38
good
35:38
do you think i have the strength to
35:40
break your roof yes okay
35:44
i did it though watch this don't
35:47
this is gonna be what says are you ready
35:50
i'm ready i'm not i don't think i am but
35:53
okay
35:56
oh firemen
36:02
you sound like you know like you the the
36:05
younger
36:06
you're like you know the youngest
36:07
sibling it's my turn on the stripper
36:09
pole
36:10
fired
36:25
wet tips from a pole dancer put the pole
36:28
under
36:28
a beam cheap poles break easily and
36:31
pleaser
36:32
heels are made to do tricks in and loads
36:35
of places in birmingham to
36:38
head lessons on what tips from hold on
36:41
so put up
36:42
oh put the pole on very nice
36:46
a beam is in the ceiling but i have no
36:48
idea where they are
36:49
sorry and please the heels are made to
36:51
do tricks in
36:58
can you do kickflips in your in in the
37:00
pleaser heels can you do that
37:02
i structure my in my bands
37:06
that's how you break the gift
37:13
head more extra head more exit head or
37:17
more eggs head
37:26
you want to see it wanna see what's in
37:29
there
37:30
ahead it's bags
37:34
bags of chocolate mini eggs
37:37
like mass quantities of [ __ ]
37:41
oh my god mini eggs
37:48
oh my god tens of thousands of calories
37:51
worth of mini eggs
37:52
thank you thank you deary
37:57
okay egg egg dude what
38:01
i long for the day that someone can send
38:02
me an egg and the chat won't call me an
38:05
egg
38:06
looking are you coz playing as an
38:07
anonymous expert astrophysicist
38:10
oops
38:14
i didn't cheat in my speed run i didn't
38:17
do it
38:18
i didn't
38:21
exactly what speed run what speed run
38:24
i don't know about any speed run get out
38:27
i don't know
38:29
okay i'm leaving yeah
38:34
you didn't leave you just walked in and
38:35
then you walked away again
38:37
i can i'm looking at what speed run
38:41
it didn't didn't happen oh my god
38:46
i have an axe ah dude one point dude
38:49
1.16 is getting a little bit tougher
38:51
they nerfed it
38:52
i wrapped in a sword might have been the
38:54
way to go is this a belt
38:57
what is this booty shaping resistance
39:02
band
39:03
i'm inch i'm intrigued
39:07
i am intrigued i'm intrigued by the
39:10
premise of a booty shaping resistance
39:12
band
39:14
oh it's just a big it's just a big
39:17
elastic band
39:21
it's just a big elastic band
39:25
dude the letter letter what do you mean
39:27
the letter
39:28
what letter there wasn't any letter
39:32
was there a letter
39:35
do you mean like do you mean
39:42
do you mean like the there's there's
39:43
always like letters
39:45
but they're just like they're just
39:46
[ __ ] um what are they called
39:48
receipts also can i just like
39:52
damn it no i cannot do it against the
39:55
helmet i can take it
39:57
give me it i can take it
40:00
really i can take it
40:29
smells like chocolate down there oh wait
40:31
i gotta show something for
40:32
stream what it's gonna look real nice
40:36
no don't be gross don't be gross not
40:38
gross it is ghost
40:39
it's your fault
40:44
look what you did don't be gross
40:49
stop being gross stop being gross
40:52
just i don't want it it's your fault
40:55
you're in the bin
40:57
oh yeah well you don't have a bin i do
40:59
have a bin
41:00
downstairs oh my god for heels how short
41:04
can they be for heel goals
41:07
i don't know that's kind of up to you
41:09
it's what you do it's what you guys deem
41:10
as fair sell it on ebay he's like tommy
41:15
no i'm thirsty i'm thirsty goodbye
41:22
goodbye i don't wait i gotta check
41:24
something
41:25
i gotta check twitter you get a dream
41:27
reply yet
41:28
no i don't think i have a dream i don't
41:29
think dreams seen it i bet you don't
41:31
even have 30k
41:33
i i almost 28. 28k
41:36
dude i i i really this is actually so
41:38
good what it gives you guys a replay
41:40
hell yeah
41:41
i just want a dream reply i want him to
41:44
know
41:44
the creative directioning and the
41:46
pictures
41:50
well i did the creative direction
41:52
[ __ ] i did the cro
41:53
i told you to do everything okay that's
41:56
kind of true
41:59
i did i did i
42:07
someone in a previous stream was talking
42:10
about making you a skirt and wanting
42:12
your yes
42:13
measurements i know i suspect there was
42:15
a letter with the fabric samples and
42:18
measuring tape
42:21
oh that makes a lot of sense
42:24
i can find that hold on
42:27
i can find that i can totally find that
42:30
but also i gotta quickly send someone a
42:31
picture
42:32
now the number is better the what
42:36
oh what is it now what is it now what is
42:38
it now
42:42
it's not oh no did it get quick yeah
42:47
i dude i don't know if anyone caught it
42:48
glad you like the shoes
42:52
with the go go boots you can now
42:54
complete a supergirl cosplay
42:58
there might be there might be some
42:59
downstairs though i only grab like the
43:01
sus looking
43:04
nice the sush looking ones you want me
43:06
to go check
43:08
yeah please oh my god hold on we've
43:10
gifted dude
43:12
how many subs have you guys just gifted
43:13
one at a time salmon
43:15
salmon boy what the frick you guys why
43:18
okay sorry i got i'm guessing pajama
43:21
bottoms which is also something that i
43:22
really like
43:23
because i just i oh i live in them
43:27
i do love i double i love wearing pajama
43:29
bottoms
43:30
because that's basically all i wear if
43:32
i'm not streaming i wear those in
43:34
youtube
43:34
i live in pajamas
43:38
jeans no they're not jeans what are they
43:41
overalls baby yo oh dude i'm gonna do a
43:45
farming stream
43:46
farming stream oh you should renovate
43:48
wait wait if we knock down your [ __ ]
43:50
knocking down shed farmer
43:52
stream
44:04
[Music]
44:07
draw uh freckles on orange wig
44:10
and you axe the shed and i sit there and
44:14
you can grass
44:15
okay like a cow that'd be great okay is
44:18
someone trying hey
44:19
wait there's just these are just like
44:21
normal like sheds this is park dude i i
44:24
appreciate this actually
44:25
these are good these are like
44:27
semi-normal clothes
44:29
yeah this is good if you look for
44:31
packages no you don't need to look for
44:33
any
44:34
i mean there is more but i want to do
44:36
them in a different stream i think
44:38
i'm only planning on doing a really
44:40
short stream today like real real short
44:42
there should have been a canon sent in a
44:44
different package along with the air yes
44:46
i've been in the makeup for like
44:47
five hours now so hey hell yeah i'm not
44:50
going to put them on
44:51
your ass no more pajamas maybe
44:55
they are there's these are you can tell
44:56
by the fabric they're pajamas
44:58
if i ever dude if i ever make merch i
45:01
want it to be the exact
45:02
fabric of like pajamas can i do that why
45:05
are pajamas so insanely soft
45:08
and then they're made for sleeping yeah
45:10
but why isn't everything made that soft
45:12
i don't get that four months purple
45:14
heart it's soft
45:16
do you mean i bought that hoodie for a
45:17
joke with my money no you haven't paid
45:19
me
45:20
you owe me 700 pounds i haven't played
45:22
the stream for a while
45:24
when did you start streaming from a bus
45:27
or has
45:28
times hit hard and you working the pole
45:33
i dude i've been streaming like a lot in
45:35
the last few days but
45:36
i'm more trying to make up for the lack
45:38
of go month streams
45:40
i just kind of wanted to go hard on
45:42
streaming for a little bit
45:43
because i i talked to nikki and uh and
45:45
will and they
45:46
nikki love streaming and [ __ ] so i
45:48
thought i'd actually try hard
45:50
but yeah look at these this is also kind
45:52
of soft it's quite wide but also very
45:54
short
45:55
i don't know either way solid pajam
45:57
these are
45:58
just a package of pajamas this is
46:00
straight up just a package of pajamas
46:03
this is awesome this is there's no
46:05
letter okay
46:06
making sure this is the best package
46:08
i've ever gotten
46:12
although it's really really pink like
46:15
worryingly pink i don't know how i'm
46:16
gonna go about my
46:20
ruined crop top
46:24
ruined ruined my day oh
46:28
my disappointment isn't measurable
46:31
pajamas again baby let's go why is it
46:34
there we go
46:35
hell yeah the rest of it is
46:37
disappointment but that is good
46:40
okay speed for a music place
46:43
dude okay let me quickly let you know
46:46
what [ __ ] it i can i can just play this
46:47
right it's
46:48
suitable for twitch and it's you look so
46:51
soft are you meant to be slept with
47:00
okay uh this is from
47:03
blue sky which is a nail polish thing so
47:05
i already know about this i already know
47:06
what this is gonna be
47:08
but i wanted to open it anyway because i
47:10
figured you guys were good i was
47:11
thinking about
47:12
taking my life but then i found you and
47:15
you always made me happier so thank you
47:18
for that you made me
47:20
happy at my worst and also help me
47:23
become
47:24
my best so thank you oh my god dude
47:28
i mean thank you so much i'm glad that
47:31
that was like
47:32
i'm glad that you're over that jesus
47:35
that's insane
47:36
but i'm glad you're happy and safe
47:39
thanks ben
47:41
i'm that dude the fact that i could be a
47:43
part of that it's awesome
47:44
oh yeah i'm glad you i'm i i hope you
47:48
carry on doing good things
47:50
everyone's got their place in the world
47:52
and i'm glad you found yours
47:55
mine is to dress up like a [ __ ] so i'm
47:58
glad
47:59
i'm glad i'm glad you're there
48:03
i'm glad you're still here buddy
48:07
it's from john i don't know how i can
48:09
become all hype
48:10
hype again but it's from john this is
48:12
the last one and it's actually in a
48:14
package and everything so
48:15
that's gonna be fun yeah
48:19
all right dude i'm not gonna have to axe
48:22
this
48:24
oh my god i figured it out i didn't have
48:26
to accept this one of the very few that
48:27
i actually managed to untie
48:32
this a knife oh my god i
48:36
wait there's a note hold on
48:39
one second john hey there finn hope you
48:43
find this in your liking by the way
48:44
please don't forget to check dmc
48:46
if my current predicament's still not
48:47
resolved hope you enjoy the stream
48:49
i did john i'm fairly sure we've already
48:50
talked about it but
48:54
knife i like knives dude i really like
48:57
knives dude it's got a leather pouch
49:00
full
49:13
[Music]
49:14
oh
49:17
no i don't think i think it's slip joint
49:20
yeah uk legal maybe if that's under
49:22
three inches
49:24
maybe but hey this is the noise
49:29
what oh it's a knife it is a knife
49:32
look at that that is nifty it's a slip
49:35
joint
49:35
that is nifty oh dude it's a touch if
49:38
you ever speed eight would you actually
49:40
go
49:40
out with your pick imagine they liked
49:43
you for who you were
49:47
wait what is i don't know what speed
49:48
dating is i thought speed dating you get
49:50
to
49:50
you get to pick though right i guess so
49:59
i don't know it's a nif wilbur can you
50:01
guys hear the wilbur song in the
50:03
background
50:03
weirdly enough this song's actually on
50:05
my playlist i genuinely listen to this
50:07
song specifically
50:09
i don't know if it was lame but when i
50:11
met when when i met wilbur
50:13
i told him that i like the songs on my
50:16
playlist
50:17
because i genuinely didn't know he had
50:18
other songs because like he had like
50:21
yeah this song i i listened to this song
50:24
this is a good song i really genuinely
50:25
like the steal
50:26
and no we d-i-d-n-t talk about it since
50:29
january
50:30
okay i didn't then i'll check the m's
50:33
that's cool thanks john
50:34
this is awesome okay
50:40
hope you are having a good day finn
50:43
i think i'm about to get some good news
50:51
oh damn i knew it
50:56
oh my god oh my god thank you
51:00
i dude i the count is a little bit
51:02
broken right now but it should be at
51:03
like 450 by now
51:06
dude thank you what on
51:09
earth
51:13
god the pole dancing stream might
51:15
actually happen um
51:17
okay i'm gonna use this knife to unbox
51:19
some stuff
51:20
what can i unbox now wait wait do i have
51:22
anything oh [ __ ] those are things
51:26
i don't marisa
51:30
marisa merit
51:49
can you see in that thing can you see
51:51
what can you see in that thing
51:53
a little bit okay you can okay
51:59
okay wait oh my thing's so right
52:01
somewhere around here
52:02
i have a i have a thing hold on i have a
52:04
thing that i got
52:06
i'm never gonna find it i just realized
52:08
i bought a i
52:09
had chinese food and i had a i had a
52:11
fortune cookie that i hadn't opened yet
52:13
and it's somewhere in this trash i'm
52:15
never gonna find it can you go grab me
52:16
some stuff so i can open packages
52:18
packages
52:22
hold on stream it might happen i don't
52:24
know when the thing updates we'll find
52:25
out huh
52:27
how many money what do you mean wait
52:30
what
52:30
what's the what's the pole dance when
52:32
the subs or the sub bubbas
52:39
thanks for the nine months up we have
52:41
now have a baby i think
52:43
don't worry about it we'll have a baby
52:45
in two months i'm seven months so
52:47
okay fair enough
52:50
who's baby is it is it mine
52:54
adopted baby
53:00
is that a [ __ ] stripper fall
53:03
yeah it is it's not exactly sturdy
53:06
but it's there it is there it is a real
53:10
stripper pole and it's mine
53:12
and i have the heels to back it up too
53:15
look at these bait look at these puppies
53:17
let's go
53:18
let me just like oh [ __ ] can i like
53:21
climb this
53:26
[ __ ]
53:28
man oh this is going great
53:33
wait
53:40
this is this is definitely a
53:44
this is definitely a part of that
53:57
there's a piece missing from that and i
54:00
don't know where it is
54:02
that's terrifying to me
54:06
oh my god that's a lot can you give me
54:08
can you feed me one of them
54:10
why are like why is your name
54:13
misspelled on like half of these
54:16
i don't know isn't that so scary
54:20
like oh damn if you send [ __ ] i would
54:23
always say
54:24
dude
54:27
oh my god dane
54:33
thank you how many subs have we gone up
54:35
today like 200
54:37
oh damn
54:40
ivy this is insane this is genuinely i
54:44
think the most subs
54:45
i've gotten in a quick stream this is
54:47
slicy dude
54:49
oh oh damn
54:53
my guy why is it all happening now
55:00
i am getting finn getting love dude i
55:02
really am
55:04
it's insane hey thank you it's not good
55:07
to have parts left over
55:09
no no it's not i
55:13
it's really not um but
55:17
oh yeah look oh damn
55:25
nation my gosh dude
55:28
nation thanks so much for the five
55:30
gifted subs what is this
55:31
[Music]
55:33
okay what color is the nail polish i
55:37
also sent the tape measure as you never
55:39
seem to have one
55:40
yeah i know it also is a good fidget
55:45
wait did you did you put it on did you
55:47
put a note in with it everyone thinks
55:48
you put a note in with it and i don't
55:50
i didn't see one joy thank you again why
55:53
thank you look it's this color it's like
55:57
a
55:57
it's like a nude oh it's like a oh my
56:01
god focus on my hand
56:02
focus on my hand camera
56:05
it's like this color i guess camera
56:08
camera please camera there it is it's
56:11
this color it's kind of got some sparkle
56:13
to it too i guess
56:15
yeah it's got some sparkle to it as well
56:18
dude kevlar why thank you for this
56:21
thank you for the sub spots are you
56:24
really trying to push this sub goal
56:27
it's gonna happen i think
56:30
it's a green dress i think scary
56:34
it's a very it's a very slightly damp
56:37
feel that is this not a bit damp feel it
56:40
it's
56:41
it's damp right
56:57
hold on i am a bit overwhelmed already
57:01
wasted what the heck thank you so much
57:04
wasted google freaks thanks for the five
57:06
gifted subs
57:08
this is nuts i've only streamed for an
57:11
hour
57:11
it's the dream cosplay the dream is
57:13
powerful it's definitely a plushie
57:16
plushie oh yo
57:20
okay that's cool what the frick
57:23
tough tougher way i don't even know how
57:25
to say that toverish teams
57:27
thank you oh my goodness gracious dude
57:31
oh damn
57:34
panzer quacking what is wrong with the
57:37
subs i have
57:38
dude there's no way we haven't hit the
57:41
sub goal
57:42
there's no way it hasn't updated yet i
57:45
really want to know how many we're at
57:47
i underestimated a little bit last time
57:48
but oh look at this
57:50
oh this is cool it feels really nice
57:54
wait oh yeah wait you're supposed to
57:57
oh damn i think jim miss
58:01
thank you wait
58:04
what are you doing i don't know whether
58:06
he's supposed to come out
58:07
no they are red but it feels like they
58:11
are
58:13
i just did it right many other nights
58:17
with someone new there i
58:20
don't know
58:31
yeah look that's nice that's better
58:33
that's how it's supposed to be
58:35
i just did it wrong
58:38
look at this i did it good look at that
58:41
now it's nice
58:42
it's as proper strawberry it's good this
58:44
is what i was supposed to do the fabric
58:46
just gave way dude
58:50
oh no there'll be many other nights like
58:53
this and i i'll be standing here with
58:54
someone new the
58:55
songs is that a poetry i feel like
58:58
that's a poetry
59:00
i feel like that's a poetry that you
59:02
don't already killed it i didn't huh
59:05
okay well let me hold it i'm not going
59:06
to cut near your fingers
59:10
i'm holding it through
59:16
don't do that just put
59:19
just get some scissors i don't want to
59:20
do this let's get some scissors
59:22
look well done can you go that's fine go
59:26
grab some scissors it's fine sew back
59:27
together i don't want to
59:28
i okay all righty it's fine all is well
59:34
why do i sweat so much in heels dude
59:36
whenever i wear sweaty
59:37
yeah whenever i wear shoes without socks
59:40
i sweat
59:41
and it's gross wait
59:44
for using this stunk feminine muscles
59:46
the strong
59:48
feminine muscles for that strawberry
59:50
yeah sorry i was just too strong for it
59:52
do you shave your legs for girl month
59:54
yes i show my legs anyway because i'm
59:56
always doing this
60:00
the goal oh damn
60:03
yo it updated we hit it
60:06
you guys did it
60:09
i mean i don't know if this is a good
60:12
thing
60:14
but it's but you did it well done
60:20
that's terrifying
60:28
i probably stick to it better with my
60:30
feet now
60:32
that's amazing i don't think we've ever
60:35
gone up that many subs in a day
60:36
that's nuts thank you guys
60:40
that's insane i can't wait to get as
60:43
maybe i should get some more stripper
60:44
heels
60:45
just so i can do that i can try it with
60:48
different outfits and stuff it'd be
60:49
great
60:51
speaking of outfits uh okay
60:54
doesn't say who it's from
61:00
okay oh man
61:05
oh my god what is this oh it's a hoodie
61:09
oh this is totally
61:11
what the [ __ ] it's so long why is it so
61:14
long is it a dress hoodie
61:18
yeah it's shaped look at that it's got
61:19
like a shape to the side of it for the
61:21
hips
61:22
i have a hood hottie dress
61:27
i have a hoodie dress this is cool i'm
61:30
gonna put that on my wear pile
61:31
now that we hit that golder we get a
61:33
preview on that pole
61:35
uh i'm probably gonna move the pole and
61:37
make it a bit more sturdy if we when we
61:38
do it
61:40
oh oh my god these are all socks drum
61:43
when i was saying i need socks
61:45
i don't need i don't need any socks
61:49
this is like every christmas ever
61:52
holy heck let me put that on the chair
61:55
that this is like every christmas ever
61:56
where you just get
61:57
sucks i always get oh damn thank you
62:00
thanks for
62:01
another five gifted subs why okay
62:09
um this is going great this is good this
62:12
is i
62:13
ha
62:16
what the frick dude
62:28
okay oh damn
62:31
i didn't see skephy's reply i just now
62:32
saw it pug
62:34
okay oh what is happening dude thanks
62:38
for the five gifted subs again
62:41
ghost shark ghost shark the most
62:44
terrifying series of words ever
62:46
okay right there's still there's
62:49
no way i've actually made some decent
62:51
leeway with this
62:52
can we start our simp train in the chat
62:56
a sim train please please do
63:00
finster girl okay
63:04
let's go go shark with another ten
63:09
my god my two biggest fears
63:12
all in one just kidding ghosts aren't
63:13
real and i don't believe in them and
63:15
they're not scary and i refuse to admit
63:17
that they're scary
63:19
simp train dude it's already happened d
63:22
wait i just realized you're not allowed
63:23
to say that on twitch twitch was saying
63:24
it nicely
63:25
it's a camaraderie term what the [ __ ] is
63:28
this
63:29
two thousand four hundred subs
63:32
[ __ ] way to go chat but okay
63:36
i'll take it we wear pink on wednesdays
63:38
is that the quote something like that
63:40
i don't know either way it's on the pile
63:43
winning bunny donut oh god
63:49
yes please thousand dollars please
63:52
thank you that would help immensely the
63:54
chat want to see a bunny goal
63:56
okay another one another one
64:00
oh damn i no longer need socks
64:03
this is socks ghost shark what on earth
64:06
are you doing
64:07
i no longer need socks wait this is
64:09
gonna be satisfying hold on
64:12
if i poke up that wasn't that didn't
64:15
make a noise i thought i was gonna hit
64:16
look at this it's like it's a vacuum
64:18
seal wait i'm stupid i didn't do it
64:23
yeah they're back [ __ ] it was vacuum
64:26
sealed i thought i was gonna be more
64:27
satisfying i thought it was gonna like
64:28
blow up
64:29
if it didn't anyway
64:32
i've got more socks just more these are
64:35
socks right oh let me let me unbox one
64:37
of them
64:38
these are definitely sucks
64:41
dude what on earth thank you for the
64:44
another 10.
64:46
go shark go shark four five
64:50
six zero terrifying series of numbers
64:53
there quivering in my boots
64:54
the bunny girl i'm doing my part i when
64:57
i say socks
64:58
i understand that you guys it goes in
65:00
your ear as the word sucks
65:02
and it comes out as thigh highs but
65:05
either way
65:06
thank you i now pretty much exclusively
65:08
own thigh highs which is good
65:10
that's always what i've that's what i've
65:12
always wanted
65:13
uh so far five months on bezos money
65:16
hold on one second
65:20
so far my game show
65:24
[Music]
65:28
is going really really well so
65:31
i just wanted to introduce you guys to
65:33
that that weren't here
65:34
when i made that because i spent some
65:36
time on that and i wanted you guys to
65:38
see it
65:40
do you guys appreciate the 90s aesthetic
65:43
of this thing
65:44
look at this look at this random series
65:46
of shapes that i have him
65:48
and sony vegas 12 text font default text
65:51
fonts
65:53
amazing
65:57
thank you thank you thank you thank you
66:01
okay uh yeah i do have a measuring tape
66:04
i don't believe if you said
66:06
we'd like 400 subs in two days where to
66:08
go chat yeah
66:10
we're for 2 580. this is nuts
66:13
was that your girl voice oh was that
66:16
your
66:16
no this is that's not me that is not me
66:18
that is a website generated ai to donate
66:22
a real person consider bringing the tale
66:24
back
66:29
the tale exists it's still in the house
66:32
if that's what you mean
66:33
but it's never gonna be worn you might
66:35
not have cured my alcoholism but you did
66:38
cure my nail-biting habit by motivating
66:42
oh me to wear painted nails all the time
66:45
oh they were noticed in public and it
66:47
felt good
66:49
yeah honestly that's when i had the
66:51
acrylic nails
66:52
every cashier ever because those are the
66:54
only people i'd ever talk to
66:55
because i don't go outside unless i
66:57
absolutely have to
66:59
i would they would literally always say
67:02
oh nice nails one time i had an
67:04
incredibly girly conversation with the
67:06
cashier
67:07
because she went nice nails and i said
67:09
oh nice nails and then i noticed
67:11
we both had on fake eyelashes too so i
67:13
was like nice eyelashes
67:15
and she was like you too and we both
67:18
talked about where we got our eyelashes
67:19
and nails done
67:21
while i was checking out so that was fun
67:24
we had a very uh very very girl talk
67:27
conversation i enjoyed it it was great
67:29
i would do it again that cashier 10 out
67:31
of 10.
67:32
she had some good eyeliner too i
67:33
remember that for some reason
67:35
i the eyeliner is just like a staple of
67:38
the face you have a good eyeliner people
67:40
notice
67:41
that's the one you got to get good at i
67:42
think contour and eyeliner are the two
67:44
ones you've got to get really good at
67:47
and they're also like the hardest ones
67:49
so [ __ ]
67:50
eye shadows okay you can blow an eye
67:52
shadow i show us either
67:55
i refuse to say egg you said it
67:56
inadvertently
67:58
oh it's so satisfying when i do that
68:01
what in the [ __ ] is this
68:04
leopard print oh man this is about to be
68:08
real ugly eh
68:10
oh man this is about to be real ugly eh
68:15
oh man oh oh man
68:19
wait one second is this are these
68:22
pajamas
68:23
they are they're way too big that
68:27
pug look at this trashy [ __ ] oh
68:31
damn oh wow the booty shorts and all
68:35
look at that there is no
68:37
dude oh wow
68:40
these are some oh man i'm gonna wear
68:42
those to bed maurice is gonna be so mad
68:44
while i'm walking through the house in
68:45
that that's gonna be great
69:03
are we wearing it later tonight i
69:04
guarantee it just so i could
69:06
at the very least just to annoy her it's
69:09
a little too big
69:10
it's it is a little bit too big i'll
69:12
have to wear like my
69:14
big fake bobs with them and it's fine
69:17
are using brass forms yeah i believe
69:19
that's what they're called honestly i
69:20
haven't referred to them as that
69:22
ever i just call them fake bobs so
69:26
it's it was hard to notice your chat
69:28
message for a second
69:32
there we go that's going to keep the
69:33
hair on my eyes
69:35
for all of three seconds there we go and
69:37
it oh
69:41
wait what the [ __ ] is this
69:44
it's heavy it's really dense
69:47
oh
69:52
oh it's batteries
69:55
i thought they were gonna be it's
69:57
batteries
69:59
oh it's it's just batteries
70:03
it's legitimately just batteries though
70:06
but they're my favorite brand they're my
70:08
favorite band of
70:10
batteries my favorite type they're um
70:15
ah
70:20
so my favorite type i don't
70:24
[ __ ] with that triple ah [ __ ] i i've
70:27
never seen an app battery either
70:29
but this is my favorite brand ah
70:33
that's my favorite what
70:37
it is uh if i say it's a brand ollie i
70:40
swear to god i'll eat your doritos right
70:42
now on stream
70:47
she said go for it fatty
70:51
she knows i won't she knows i'm trying
70:53
to lose weight that's upsetting
70:59
i got a letter i got a letter from ben
71:05
what's the letter going to be i'm
71:09
shut up hate you
71:14
i hate you you're my worst edit you're
71:16
my arch nemesis
71:17
hi finn i've been watching wait am i
71:19
supposed to read this out loud
71:20
uh
71:24
i'm not gonna yet
71:28
okay
71:32
uh
71:37
hold on
71:43
[Music]
71:45
ben i might have to turn this down i'm
71:47
very sorry
71:48
uh i'm ben ben we will talk about this
71:52
ben
71:53
ben we'll have to have a conversation
71:54
about this ben you've left your discord
71:56
ben we'll have a conversation about this
71:57
ben
71:57
but thank you thank you for reaching out
71:59
ben i didn't want to read out loud yet
72:01
the super straight flag is the colors of
72:03
the grinder app
72:04
is it really is it really hold on i
72:07
haven't seen the grinder app logo
72:10
grinder oh no [ __ ] it is
72:15
super straight dude there's nowhere
72:17
that's real that's like just a meme
72:18
right
72:19
people aren't actually identifying as
72:20
super straight
72:22
who the [ __ ] anyway uh
72:26
i think we've got two left two of the
72:29
immediate packages that we could find
72:30
left
72:31
oh [ __ ] wait this is food this is
72:34
definitely food
72:36
hey there rose have been viewing for the
72:39
past few months
72:41
thank you for entertaining us all here
72:44
have some of my hard-earned money go go
72:47
bunny girl donation goal
72:49
lol thank you for giving me your
72:52
hard-earned money so i can
72:54
so what is your opinion it's now my
72:56
loser knife
72:57
lecture so what are your top three knife
73:00
brands oh dude we can talk about knives
73:02
all day i don't want to upset the rest
73:03
of the stream
73:04
by talking about random [ __ ] they don't
73:06
care about but i could talk about knives
73:08
all day
73:12
oh wow oh wow
73:16
i believe i haven't opened my p.o box
73:18
package in a while
73:20
for my valentine you mean so very much
73:24
this is full of glitter wow this is
73:27
everywhere now
73:28
thank you um
73:33
to sabrina who the [ __ ] is sabrina
73:37
the number two is king wait am i wait
73:40
wait
73:42
wait this isn't to me
73:50
wait a second
74:11
[Laughter]
74:12
oh
74:16
to sabrina a love that's never ending
74:20
a love that's deep and true a love that
74:22
brings such happiness
74:24
that's the love i feel for you happy
74:25
valentine's day
74:27
love from big man
74:30
is this schlatt did schlatt send this to
74:33
me from big man
74:35
oh no in real okay it's safe in really
74:38
shitty fun
74:39
down down at the bottom after lots of
74:41
x's it says
74:42
p.s finn spelled wrong somehow he
74:45
spelled finn wrong
74:46
shout me out on stream lol
74:49
shout out to you guy
74:53
i hope sabrina i hope sabri dude
74:56
no you know what this is better [ __ ] it
75:00
we're now dude we're now twitch um we're
75:03
matchmakers
75:04
listen sabrina big man really
75:08
really cares a lot about you clearly
75:10
because he sent me a valentine's day
75:12
card
75:14
to you i feel like you two would make a
75:17
great couple
75:18
he's got awful handwriting just
75:22
[ __ ] dreadful handwriting can i show
75:25
how terrible that is can i show that
75:29
it's not for look how awful that
75:31
handwriting is dude
75:33
it is dreadful look at the two
75:36
hold on sorry to roast y'all
75:39
i i wish you the greatest of love and
75:41
happy ending but [ __ ]
75:43
that is bad um
75:48
good luck boys it's schlatt i hope it's
75:50
schlatt
75:57
in the trash can't believe schlatt sent
76:01
me that
76:05
minecraft today oh
76:08
no i'm probably gonna end what the [ __ ]
76:11
and the last package jelly snakes
76:16
jelly snakes
76:20
jelly snakes pog
76:26
do i eat it i'm gonna eat it i'm gonna
76:27
eat that jelly snake
76:30
i don't care if it's suitable for
76:31
vegetarians i'm gonna eat that jelly
76:32
snake
76:34
oh yep this is suitable for vegetarians
76:38
you can tell because it's garbage yeah
76:47
yeah that's bad i don't put that back in
76:49
there
76:52
oh it was delicious and grainy
76:56
nice wow
77:00
thank you going good
77:03
going good anyway
77:06
i hope that you guys enjoyed today's
77:08
stream is there anyone that you'd want
77:09
to go and watch
77:10
who do you want to raid because i'm
77:13
going to end off i know it's been a
77:14
really really short stream today
77:16
but i've been in the makeup for an um
77:18
insanely long period of time
77:20
and we i dude i've got to clean this
77:22
[ __ ] room
77:25
tubbo what's the oh he's playing counter
77:30
stroke
77:30
i like counter stroke
77:34
i think he's doing it with a bunch of
77:35
youtubers as well yeah he's doing it
77:37
with a bunch of people
77:38
all right yeah he is puns
77:41
fundy i think's in it i think jay
77:43
schlatt's in it
77:45
i think there might be more there might
77:47
be georgina i don't know all right let's
77:48
go raid him
77:50
all right let's raid turbo
77:53
raid turbo is he called turbo live or
77:56
just turbo
77:59
i think it's just turbo he's got sat nav
78:03
tommy tommy techno blade all the smp
78:06
boys all right that's right turbo
78:07
have fun chat i will see you make sure
78:10
to tell him that i have an axe
78:12
tell him that i have an axe
78:15
make sure he knows that i have an axe
78:19
join the raid if you want to watch him
78:20
anyway i'll see you boys thanks so much
78:23
for joining the stream
78:24
thanks so much for everyone that's
78:25
subbed today and donated you're awesome
78:28
i love you guys thank you again
78:31
see you in the next one peace boys
78:36
and for the people that didn't join the
78:37
raid ah
78:39
bye as well thanks for sticking around
78:42
shall i run that
78:43
thing one more time
78:48
[Music]
78:50
let's go all right i will see you and
78:53
i'll see you in the next one boys
78:55
peace