00:01
it's a terrible idea
00:04
let me see we might have done
00:09
maybe oh wait i just realized there's no
00:12
way i can actually [ __ ] check can you
00:13
see me
00:14
okay cool hi how's this [ __ ] going
00:18
well i can't tell whether this is really
00:20
working i guess but
00:21
hey there muted oh i better not be
00:25
[ __ ] muted
00:26
jpeg fan muted we see a picture
00:31
[ __ ] what
00:34
audio video is good audio's fine okay
00:39
so as you can see i took the hair
00:40
extensions out i always do this i don't
00:42
know why
00:43
people think that their hair extensions
00:44
are real you know i i they're just like
00:47
it's just a wig it's what everyone's
00:49
been saying um but no
00:51
i got i got ready uh so this is like
00:55
me like half done with makeup still
00:58
so like ah hold on let me see if i can
01:01
make myself look semi-presentable
01:04
[ __ ] can i where's my [ __ ] hairbrush
01:07
this is awful
01:09
but oh i'll explain what's going on i
01:12
just need a
01:13
[ __ ] where's my where's my hairbrush
01:14
oh yeah by the way i'm like yelling why
01:16
am i yelling
01:17
like you can hear me you're in my ears
01:18
my microphone's always on me i think
01:20
right like can you hear me like can you
01:22
hear me now can you hear me
01:23
hear me now can you hear me then is it
01:25
getting louder is it not i don't know
01:26
what's happening
01:27
um don't have any bobs on yet because i
01:30
just put the outfit on
01:31
where the [ __ ] is my hairbrush i'm gonna
01:32
go you're my hairbrush i wonder how far
01:35
away you can see me
01:40
hello
01:45
okay hi there it's your boy
01:54
everything's breaking okay so
01:57
people sometimes ask me oh finn how do
02:00
you get around
02:02
all the [ __ ] of having your internet
02:04
company
02:05
just stop working and offer no solution
02:08
so the internet my internet company
02:11
apparently is
02:12
gonna be up in like three hours
02:16
and i can't be [ __ ] waiting so i'm
02:19
i don't know i just i've been trying
02:21
everything i can to try and get this
02:23
[ __ ] working
02:24
um but it ain't it ain't gonna [ __ ]
02:28
work
02:28
it ain't going working which side of my
02:30
hair do i usually have this on
02:33
it's usually here yeah okay
02:36
uh whoa why the [ __ ]
02:42
good lord
02:45
how we doing how we doing fellas oh my
02:48
god how we doing fellas internet suck
02:53
sorry i know everything's [ __ ] it's
02:55
okay so
02:56
we're not doing csgo anytime soon
03:00
i'm very sorry but i can't get this to
03:02
happen i can't get this working
03:05
um this is kind of the best i got you
03:07
know that knife all that i put up that's
03:09
where you are right now you're taking
03:10
the place of one of the knives right now
03:13
um let me see where's my thing with [ __ ]
03:17
uh i had a beanie i want a beanie
03:19
where's my beanie
03:20
i want a beanie b where's my beanie
03:24
had a beanie where the [ __ ] is my video
03:27
that's what i mean i did
03:28
i had no time to prepare my internet
03:30
suck
03:32
[ __ ] okay well here's where you
03:35
here's where your p.o box package is
03:37
coming to hand come in come into hand
03:39
come in handy
03:40
i have like dude in theory i should be
03:42
fine with this though too
03:44
this is a terrible being oh wait it's
03:46
got silk on the inside what the [ __ ]
03:47
it's a white beanie though
03:50
it didn't really match at all but i like
03:53
my beanie
03:55
i don't know how good is this how good
03:57
is this actually
03:59
in terms of like a as a stream
04:04
because i i don't know i you know the
04:07
the likelihood that i'm talking to no
04:09
one is actually quite high
04:12
uh because the internet's just gone
04:15
internet brokey internet brokey dude
04:20
i have a grey hat that's okay i have a
04:22
gray one instead of a white one [ __ ] it
04:24
we got a white one
04:25
um so i'm also in like my
04:29
pajamas still because again i'm still
04:31
getting dressed
04:32
because my internet just decided okay
04:34
i'm gonna stop working like right now
04:36
what's happening you're on camera
04:39
microphone
04:40
okay
04:44
am i like fight if i do this can you
04:47
hear that
04:49
clean your lens lens it's a [ __ ]
04:52
phone it's just
04:53
garbage that's just how it is this is
04:55
not my actual camera
04:56
i've just set up a [ __ ] i'm on mobile
04:58
bro
04:59
i'm streaming from mobile this is the
05:01
most scuffed thing i've done
05:03
could you hear this or no are you on
05:05
there
05:06
where are you at xbox mic
05:12
can't hear it okay uh well
05:16
i can't do [ __ ] about it ace is all just
05:19
luck based now
05:21
this is this is how this is gonna be oh
05:23
my god
05:32
it does sound like an xbox okay wait for
05:34
it
05:35
uh well is that you going to be there
05:38
you're going to be there
05:44
yeah wow anyway
05:50
huh no healthy
05:54
you can't have a twix but i will implore
05:56
you not to
06:02
this is terrible but yeah sorry my
06:04
internet company's just down
06:06
down there's nothing i can really do
06:07
about it i've reset everything
06:09
i looked up i i looked up if it's down
06:12
it apparently is
06:13
they expect to get it up in like three
06:15
hours time so that's a bit of a pain in
06:17
the ass but that's just what the
06:18
internet company is
06:20
saying so i don't know
06:23
i don't trust these people i hate them
06:26
um it might apparently apparently it
06:29
might be nationwide so that's fine
06:32
have you tried turning off and on again
06:33
many times many many times
06:36
just don't stream today i'm probably not
06:38
gonna uh it just i'm just very annoyed
06:41
that i spent the hour getting dressed
06:42
and ready and doing my makeup
06:45
and now i'm doing nothing
06:49
so this is bad but my nails look pog
06:53
which is pretty cool uh and i think i
06:56
genuinely look okay today
06:57
annoyingly i did my makeup pretty well
07:00
well it's like i haven't done any eye
07:01
shadow or lipstick but
07:03
the rest of it's pretty good and i'm
07:05
really annoyed that i can't
07:06
utilize this because i got nothing also
07:09
i i cannot see subs and donations i know
07:11
that i can see
07:12
things happening but i don't know
07:14
actually what's happening
07:16
it's all just text it's all just half
07:18
cut off
07:20
i don't know what you can see i don't
07:21
know what i can see bob chair pop chair
07:24
bob chair
07:30
no one saw no one saw the bobs
07:33
uh but yeah this is pretty much just the
07:34
non-stream today how many of you are
07:36
there
07:37
can someone tell me how many of you are
07:39
there i'm gonna
07:40
realize there's like a 50-second delay
07:43
though so i'm gonna hear
07:44
it like way way later
07:48
cool okay two thousand five hundred two
07:50
thousand seven hundred
07:52
um but yeah this is probably just going
07:54
to be a non-non-stream day
07:57
which is a bit of a which is a bit of a
08:00
pain in the ass
08:03
i don't want to go on a walk because
08:05
again it is like eight it's
08:07
like nine um
08:10
i don't know i thought the outfit today
08:13
was pretty good too
08:14
it's got a [ __ ] anime girl moaning
08:16
look at that [ __ ]
08:17
look at this [ __ ] look at how cool this
08:19
shirt is sent to me by gamer sup she's
08:21
gonna
08:22
i don't know what the [ __ ] it is but i
08:24
enjoy it whatever it is the anime go
08:26
going
08:27
i like it um anyway
08:30
ah
08:35
this is gonna be a pity stream
08:40
the internet goes down for an app for
08:42
two hours
08:43
i lose all human contact i need to i
08:46
need to talk to someone
08:48
this is this is the best i got knife
08:50
stream you wanna
08:51
you're on a knife stream this is the
08:53
knife you have been replaced i
08:54
i replaced you how cool is that guy
08:58
pretty cool eh i think i've shown you
08:59
all my knives i haven't got any bit i
09:01
haven't got any better ones recently
09:04
yeah i don't know uh this one look at
09:06
this one this one's cool look at this
09:07
[ __ ]
09:08
it's got it's anodized blue titanium and
09:11
gold titanium
09:12
and then carbon fiber in the middle look
09:13
at that [ __ ] that's awesome
09:16
low budget stream plug damn right we're
09:19
fin
09:19
can you see you like there i see you
09:22
here but i also see you here
09:24
are you this is number two this is
09:26
number one where do you see yourself
09:28
where do you see chat at thanks for the
09:31
100 bits i think
09:33
one oh
09:36
wait this is number one right this is
09:38
number one i believe i said this number
09:40
one okay i see a bunch there taking up a
09:42
lot of the screen
09:43
i want to tilt the camera down
09:46
but i can't because it's precarious
09:50
balanced one sec let's see if i can do
09:51
it although if this does [ __ ] up i've
09:53
broken my phone so
09:57
no [ __ ] oh my god i dude
10:01
why did i just
10:06
not having internet sucks what is this
10:08
[ __ ] this is awful
10:10
i can't even use my microphones in my
10:13
freaking airpods dude what did i i'm
10:15
supposed to
10:15
ah dude i bought airpods for this [ __ ]
10:19
this is not the this is not the
10:20
experience that i wanted
10:23
god damn it i dude i barely have the
10:26
eyesight to read this chat but i'm i'm
10:28
gonna try
10:29
nick it's an iphone dude it's a it's a
10:33
it's a good one it's just a front-facing
10:35
camera i can't do anything
10:39
goddammit well at least now you can more
10:42
or less see the full extent of my room
10:44
garbage
10:45
but [ __ ] it you know while we're being
10:46
personal uh
10:48
this seems like a bit of a scuff stream
10:50
this is just like a secret stream i
10:51
guess
10:52
because i guarantee you not a ton of
10:54
people will watch this because you know
10:55
[ __ ] it
10:57
this is a mini stream i almost just
10:59
broke my phone holy [ __ ] i dropped the
11:00
boob on the
11:01
i dropped the bob on the wire that's
11:02
connecting it that was almost really bad
11:05
um so yeah i know i got wait so you
11:10
you can't see all this wait marisa come
11:12
here
11:14
marisa come here
11:24
oh can you see both marisa
11:29
come here
11:38
okay so let me okay all right either way
11:41
i'm gonna sit here
11:42
right in the middle until i figure this
11:43
out i have kind of good news remember i
11:45
said i was trying to lose a bit of
11:46
weight i did lose a bit of weight i lost
11:48
like three kilograms which is pretty
11:50
good so far it's been like three days so
11:52
i'm feeling pretty good i had salad
11:54
yesterday and then i had a salad today
11:57
and then by the way my i wish i could
11:59
show you this but i cannot i'm playing
12:00
with a fake bob by the way
12:02
i wish i could show you this but i can't
12:04
but my monitor is literally just a
12:06
screen that says
12:07
uh it's a notes pad document saying uh
12:10
don't [ __ ] this up [ __ ]
12:12
that's my personal motivation and it's
12:14
been working actually weirdly enough so
12:16
pug i actually lost a bit of weight i'm
12:18
getting down to a bit of a healthier
12:19
weight now i think
12:21
rusa when how long does it take you
12:24
this house is not this big
12:27
come here
12:32
you can't find good help these days can
12:34
you show me stream
12:36
can you show me the stream
12:41
okay chat can you see the can you see
12:43
the chat there
12:45
oh my god i don't want it i don't want
12:47
it
12:49
no i'm health now
12:52
all i eat are leaves from the trees
12:54
outside i almost keep breaking my phone
13:00
i don't want it no
13:04
health
13:08
sorry oh no wait we can see the door on
13:10
my screen there's a giant chat screen
13:12
there
13:13
like all of marie's all of marisa is
13:16
covered with chat screen
13:18
it's not okay all right i guess i i get
13:22
it now so i can be like there okay
13:26
we have little chat okay you only have
13:28
this one okay cool
13:30
clean camera it is clean it's just not
13:33
good
13:34
it's the iphone front-facing camera
13:36
where's my where's something i can clean
13:37
this thing this hair bubble reckon this
13:40
is gonna work
13:41
guys you're a little bit dirty today yep
13:43
that that's
13:44
you're clean now that's that's it this
13:47
is the this is the clean camera no
13:48
smudges
13:49
this is it
13:56
was okay right better is this better it
13:58
didn't seem better yeah
14:00
clean is this really better okay you're
14:03
on the floor
14:04
okay well either way oh yeah this is a
14:07
cool one
14:08
look at this [ __ ] there's this cool
14:10
[ __ ] handle and it's a big chunky boy
14:12
too this is like my
14:13
machete my hat [ __ ] you could say uh
14:18
yeah i don't know what i'm doing today i
14:20
wanted to stream cs go i wanted to
14:22
get some sick head shots but i [ __ ]
14:24
can't why do i keep going for my
14:26
microphone i'm like a
14:27
dude ah i'm addicted
14:32
you laughing because i said dick stream
14:35
not muted
14:37
they just phone hot spot so let me show
14:40
you what i did i
14:41
the uh hotspot for some reason just did
14:43
not work even though i've got like a
14:45
good connection on like 5g
14:47
just didn't work i even have these wi-fi
14:50
like routers these usb
14:51
wi-fi routers and it just didn't [ __ ]
14:53
work there's no reason for them not to
14:55
work i
14:56
think i'm just messing something up but
14:58
i even looked up a tutorial and some
15:00
some like indian guy told me to do this
15:03
thing
15:03
and i did it it still didn't work so
15:08
i just can't [ __ ] do i i just can't
15:10
do anything
15:14
try usb tethering same that's that
15:17
nothing works look at that look at that
15:18
paul
15:18
look at that paul creature right there
15:20
she's trying to access reddit
15:21
and she can't get onto a reddit account
15:23
this is terrible
15:25
a travesty so this is kind of like it
15:28
might this feels very like reminiscent
15:30
of like
15:31
you know they do like uh they have like
15:33
a imagine like a vlog
15:35
in the end times there's no internet
15:38
there's a
15:38
there you can't breathe the air outside
15:41
and
15:42
you know i can't even get food delivered
15:43
because i'm on a diet i've got only
15:45
leaves to eat
15:46
and there's no internet and i'm stuck
15:48
indoors with
15:53
god oh god
15:58
i can't even drink alcohol
16:05
what it does why does alcohol give you
16:07
cancer
16:10
did you just really tell me to look it
16:12
up at a time like this
16:14
yeah it's what i
16:21
of breast thought damn
16:27
because you drink a lot fair enough but
16:30
you only live once
16:32
and if i can't drink in my young years
16:33
then what's the point
16:35
we can't hear marisa well she said look
16:37
there's you gotta yell marisa
16:39
i said that if you are on hrt
16:43
and drink alcohol