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[ __ ]
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a new isp that doesn't for no reason go
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down and don't help anyone yeah
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how oh thanks for giving them tips
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then donut then shut up
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how's harvey doing i see tap l faces in
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chat
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we
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what do we do now can they hear me now
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should i start over
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yeah go yell
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and drink again you have an increased
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chance at breast cancer
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but miriza says it's fine
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because if you get one breast removed
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it don't matter that much just get an
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implant
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god damn it's a free upgrade
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well either way i got the message across
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i wanted to say
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i'm not entirely sure if we're going to
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be streaming today
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well we're streaming now but i don't
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know whether i'm going to carry on
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streaming today
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i want to i want to go play csgo but
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just in case
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just in case what
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yeah it'll be like in three hours
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but i can't schedule it that's the thing
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i can't schedule streams for my phone
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so this is garbage i want to use my
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computer
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but i can't it sucks oh my god anyway
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can you turn the internet back on please
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the last time you clapped through the
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last time you spoke real loud the
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internet that my phone crashed
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two hours away boys two hours away
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listen to your
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oh my god this
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would is don't tell
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me it's not worth fighting for
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i feel like
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there's a good chance i died
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there's a good chance i've died because
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clearly i was a bad person because i am
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in hell
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i am no it's hell it's we're past
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purgatory
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this is my hell i like women
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and with big boobs
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laptop infinity i'm not on a laptop
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you'd be
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insane if you think i got my laptop all
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the way up there my laptop is
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i don't [ __ ] where is my laptop
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well either way i don't think i'll i'll
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be back later um
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if i am if i'm not back later
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i'm probably dead i still want my
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samurai sword though for anyone
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anyone that wants to get me a samurai
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sword i'd really like a samurai sword
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but uh yeah i don't know whether
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anyone's donated i don't know if there's
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been any bits
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that has happened i don't know
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cool but i also don't know if a resub
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five times means gifted five subs or it
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means he's sub for five months or
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or a per or this app sucks dick
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more i don't know this app sucks more
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dick than
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uh you and
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frost oh my god you just said something
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against
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no we're friends we're friends no it's a
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joke okay
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i don't know uh this is suck stick i'm
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in a bad mood
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uh he might not have i don't know
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uh this sucks this sucks real bad i hate
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this this sucks
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christ sucks more dick than me
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but anyway it's [ __ ] i i can't get it
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fixed this there's no way
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i can't make a joke about me sucking
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[Music]
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dick
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i already said that yesterday they'll
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have to find the clip
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anyway um but yeah
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i mean [ __ ] if i get cancelled on
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twitter for saying that i i suck dick
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uh then i wouldn't be able to see it
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because my [ __ ]
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internet is out my god it's been
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it's been 10 minutes and it's still not
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fixed
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i think something someone else did
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something did you did you guys resub
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oh someone else did something i don't
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know what's happening
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it's i don't know
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i don't know i have no [ __ ] clue this
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what have we been up to we me and marisa
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played the last thing of uh
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what was it the way out a way out
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we just completed it you'd be surprised
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i
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didn't know uh it was tied in with the
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marvel cinematic universe so i didn't i
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really didn't expect thanos
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i didn't expect that [ __ ] but either way
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uh what else have we done that's kind of
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it i've just
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i wanted to stream cs go the universe
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doesn't want do you reckon if i change
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my stream title to say that
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i'm streaming uh minecraft it'll work or
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just chatting it'll work
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because it what i want to die this is
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bad i hate this
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thanos how are you guys doing nice shirt
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thank you
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uh gamer shop sentiment
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holy [ __ ] yeah i know i got nothing i
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got absolutely no ideas for this
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um play my playing mobile minecraft i
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wouldn't know how on this [ __ ]
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show us your pink toenails i haven't
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done the toenails
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also for some reason marisa has a thing
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against uh toe
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pet or painted pink things you don't
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like the color pink
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so i'm gonna if the color pink is fine
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but
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painted pink painted nails on the foot
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or on the finger
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literally i don't want to sound
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dangerous but if i see pink
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nails on fin
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i'm sorry i just can't deal with it do
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the donation goal or something when i'm
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gone but
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it's like i can't i know it's his body
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his choice
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but he he signed a agreement that
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if bing bong if he wears pink nail
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polish
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his toes are forfeit i didn't say
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anything bing bong
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another hour that the internet's still
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not fixed god [ __ ]
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if i say oh don't piss on the floor
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you're going to respect that right
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barely if i see no pink toenails
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[Music]
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in my house you've came in under my roof
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and you're making up your own rules
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that political refugee i am what's
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happening in germany right now
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no politics are
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stopping me from going back to my
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country so i am currently here
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i'm homeless you've claimed to escape
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angela merkel i'm currently homeless and
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i'm a
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refugee from corona virus in here
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because of politics oh at least make it
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uncomfortable for me i don't have a room
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i don't have a bed i don't have a desk
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so your pink toes are unnecessary why is
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the audio quality low why is the
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everything quality low my [ __ ]
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internet's gone um
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so we're just going off my mobile phone
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and my front facing camera
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and whatever the [ __ ] the phone's
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picking up that's it
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i should be in airpods but they decided
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they wouldn't want to work today even
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though the sound works
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fine i it just the mic doesn't
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paint them red then would you guys care
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if they were red
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instead of pink can we get a quick poll
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in the chat i don't know whether mods
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can sort that [ __ ] out but you're gonna
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need to spam the results otherwise i'm
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not gonna be able to see it
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but i either wait for marisa or i
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after this stream i'll go and paint them
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red oh no yeah
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so you either wait four days
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or red
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it's not gonna happen on the stream
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either way it's not happening on stream
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before you ask
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that's it
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why i don't i don't need to charge
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anyone for it i didn't need to set a
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donation goal up for it i just wanted i
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all i wanted was to have pink toenails
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dude
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you stand in the way of that
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okay okay
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oh wow
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it's a pretty normal picture actually
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it's just it's like a selfie
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yeah and what are you wearing my
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uh my shirt
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thing from borah i'm wearing my acne
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studio [ __ ]
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the what
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i have no idea where i'm at you mean the
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the mankini thing
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oh yeah i figured that is what i'm
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wearing
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red one red one apparently by half 76
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for red oh [ __ ] it's not going to happen
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now
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i mean we could i could [ __ ] do my
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nails now but
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[ __ ] i don't know if i want to that [ __ ]
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took a while for my hands and that's my
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hands dude
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i'm gonna goof this [ __ ] real hard red
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one
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oh god wait how many people are here it
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says there's two thousand one hundred i
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don't know whether that's
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accurate do we i don't know that's a
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good idea
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red one by a lot okay 2k okay right it
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is accurate good
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good good good got it yeah whenever the
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stream crashes it's just like everyone
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like
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there's like a thousand people that just
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time out so
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but ah well i don't know i don't know if
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i want to stream to be honest i'm in a
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bad mood
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[ __ ] internet down we can do it on
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stream late night
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maybe but then again it's
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i don't want to have the makeup on for
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like three more hours
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and then stream more you know
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you can always do tomorrow no i do want
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to stream today i just don't want to
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have make fun the entire time while i'm
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waiting for something that may not even
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happen
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do you want me take care of it let's
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take care of it
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what do you mean by take care of it
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hotline and i'm gonna say if this
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doesn't turn out in the next
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30 minutes we're gonna sue
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no i'm gonna have to intervene
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okay yeah
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maybe i should get two internet
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providers i'll be good
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now i can't double the connection
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you know what well
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[ __ ] all right well either way i'm
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probably gonna end it off i only wanted
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to stream for a second just to say like
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hey this is what's happening internet
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down
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i might be live at like midnight my time
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so
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two to three hours time we'll see
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it might i might not be i have no way to
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warn you ahead of time
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i'm just gonna be live or i'm not so
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i'll see you then
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or not i don't know but either way have
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a good night
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um hopefully this all gets sorted
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but if it if it don't it don't there's a
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good chance this is the last time you
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see me
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forever probably yeah dude this sucks
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i always rely on the stream so like
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because whenever i stream i don't really
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feel like uh bored and then
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like bored eat random shitty food so
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now i've gotta [ __ ] just deal with
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this
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i can't do [ __ ] i might just like play
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balloons tower defense for the rest of
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the day
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i can't play balloons tower defense it's
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a [ __ ] online only game for some
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reason
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it is it's not like you don't have to be
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online but it's one of those things i
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believe that you need like a connection
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for
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i can't log into steam
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wait i'm already in steam oh
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let's go let's go it's booting up ninja
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kiwi
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i'm still going to end off but i might i
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might have just figured out what i'm
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doing for the rest of the night but
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see you guys have a good one internet's
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not back
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i'll see you when it is or not do you
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like my shirt i like my shirt a lot
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also hold on uh i don't know if you can
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tell the waistline's the exact same but
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again did lose three kilos
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uh so that's pretty cool i'm back to
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being very uh
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hot now am i good did i do good
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i feel like i did good anyway
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ray minks i can't do [ __ ] i can't raid
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anyone this is just an
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off on i barely it could have cut out a
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minute ago i wouldn't know
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stop it please i'm tripping i can't see
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anything in this map well either way
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i'll see you guys i love it
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it's mine peace