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dj forever dude
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i need some good copyright free jams i
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want some
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fin jams hell yeah dude if we can can i
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upload that
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uh emo to bbtv i look insane by the way
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uh uh come on boys
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teddy perry come on disco sweet trip
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there's no way that's not copyrighted is
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it
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well let me find out
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okay well i already found it that was
00:28
quick it's got a hundred thousand views
00:32
it was uploaded 12 years ago what the
00:35
[ __ ]
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okay
00:40
i promise you i'm not critiquing your
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music
00:45
[Music]
00:58
you know what i don't mind this
00:59
[Music]
01:07
this better not be dmca
01:15
[Music]
01:38
so
01:44
[Music]
01:52
sure
01:58
[Music]
02:30
okay it's pretty good i'll get it's
02:32
pretty good i finally like this
02:38
i'm gonna post in discord now you're
02:40
about to have the discord people coming
02:51
[Music]
02:57
twitter maybe later
03:00
[Music]
03:02
i feel like twitter's the op twitter's
03:04
what i go with after i'm all dressed up
03:06
but i
03:07
i am not currently fully dressed up the
03:10
title why it says why do he look like
03:12
that
03:13
is for a damn good reason it's because i
03:16
look weird right now i am in the same
03:18
state as i was last time but i thought
03:20
it's actually not that bad i'll i'll
03:23
show you why hot i'll show you exactly
03:25
why though
03:30
as soon as i as soon as i can put my
03:31
hair down
03:46
[Music]
03:55
okay i'm trying to grab a hair brush
03:57
give me a sec
04:02
why do i not own multiple of these i
04:04
swear to god i leave them in one room
04:06
and i never leave it's never the office
04:08
that i leave them in it's never my room
04:10
with my computer and that i leave them
04:11
in
04:12
it's always like [ __ ] on the i don't
04:15
know the
04:15
the floor of the shower or some [ __ ]
04:18
down the drain where i leave them
04:19
i have to go and find them the chat has
04:21
the combined iq of 13 well at least
04:23
we're equals
04:26
i on oh my god bloody morads yeah
04:30
all right i'll i'm leaving you to watch
04:33
your ads as of now
04:34
uh but right now i'm just quickly
04:37
brushing my hair because i just had a
04:38
shower
04:39
uh just blow-dried my hair i look
04:42
oh [ __ ] like just the memory just sprung
04:46
up
04:46
god damn it okay
04:50
let me tell you about a problem that
04:51
i've just had do we get freckles this
04:53
time
04:54
you always get it there's never a time
04:56
where i have makeup on where you don't
04:57
get freckles
04:59
it's never once i don't do them as
05:01
pronounced as i used to
05:03
because it looks unrealistic what do you
05:06
think i'm gonna
05:07
go outside and greet my de greet the
05:09
pizza delivery boy like with
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giant dots on my nose
05:14
uh
05:19
how am i supposed to tell him that i
05:20
can't pay for the pizza if i look like a
05:22
[ __ ] idiot
05:24
[Laughter]
05:26
okay so let me show you me as of right
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now
05:30
uh i'm very sorry don't be scared don't
05:33
jump
05:34
all right don't be scared i look [ __ ]
05:37
weird okay i'm just gonna flash you up
05:39
on my screen real quick
05:44
i look weird uh don't worry about it
05:46
it's fine
05:47
uh we're gonna fix it soon oh jesus
05:50
christ
05:51
all right hold on let's see why do
05:54
people put freckles on bro dude they're
05:56
good
05:56
all right it me i'm in a weird
06:00
in between right now i'm wearing a shirt
06:02
that someone sent me that doesn't fit
06:04
and is
06:05
obviously made for someone um
06:08
of different stature than i
06:11
so the makeup is done exactly to the
06:15
point where you can start
06:16
customizing content let me tell you why
06:20
you look dead inside that is
06:24
that's because i'm i basically did all
06:26
like guys makeup
06:27
you look like a drummer thank you uh
06:32
it's halfway besides like freckles and
06:34
blush this is this is what makeup like
06:36
you do in a [ __ ]
06:37
came for the mind and the eyebrows stay
06:39
for rose
06:41
[Music]
06:47
that was not me that was not even close
06:50
to me
06:51
what the [ __ ] hold on i'm so sorry my
06:53
queen i missed yesterday's stream
06:55
because i slept through the entire day
06:59
nice okay that's fine all right we're
07:02
here now
07:03
hey okay all right so let me tell you
07:06
about a thing
07:07
um in the newest mxr plays video
07:11
yeah no i think i i saw it in the
07:13
discord uh yesterday i think someone
07:16
sent it i
07:16
it might have been you i don't know
07:17
someone sent it it was like the john
07:19
stuff but either way um here's what
07:23
we're gonna be doing today
07:24
you may notice all the packages one of
07:25
them is very [ __ ] heavy and i swear
07:27
to
07:28
god if it's more cadbury eggs
07:31
or haribos i don't know what you expect
07:34
from me at that point following since
07:36
june and sub
07:37
since november also seven month pog
07:40
can i can i tell you about a can i tell
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you about something that happened uh can
07:44
i talk about something that happened
07:45
before we get started
07:46
oh yeah before [ __ ] god dude
07:50
the subs okay chat hold on listen i need
07:52
to tell you about a story about uh
07:54
trousers i need to tell you about a bad
07:56
a bad story
07:58
i need to tell you about things that
07:59
have that happened to me
08:01
um literally an hour ago um so
08:05
i you may not know this but like i am
08:08
like co-op's husband i don't know what
08:10
the [ __ ]
08:10
is up with i don't think anyone knows
08:12
what the [ __ ] is up with him he has some
08:14
illness or something right that makes it
08:16
i also do
08:18
and i it's not serious at all but it is
08:21
still like
08:21
something up that i gotta go say a
08:23
doctor about but genuinely
08:26
i i i have had a cold for a year and a
08:28
half
08:29
like i've i've genuinely had just a cold
08:32
for like a year and a half it's never
08:33
gone away
08:34
it go like i i never like
08:37
legitimately it doesn't explain the hair
08:40
and eyebrows
08:42
it's constantly yeah i know don't worry
08:44
um
08:46
it's never [ __ ] it's it's i don't
08:49
do anything that would warrant having a
08:51
cold this much
08:52
it's not cold in the house i get plenty
08:54
of sleep
08:55
it's it's whatever pretty sure that's
08:57
not cold it's something
08:59
what i believe it to be is i'm allergic
09:01
to something that i do not know about
09:02
and i'm just constantly around like
09:04
dust that's genuinely my best theory is
09:06
i'm allergic to dust
09:07
or i just i don't [ __ ] with dust it's
09:10
allergic to being a girl
09:11
that that too um so yeah no
09:15
i've i decided okay if i'm allergic to
09:17
something
09:18
i will go take an antihistamine which is
09:21
like an anti-allergy
09:22
thing it just helps a little bit for it
09:24
right people take it in the in the
09:25
summer time with all the
09:26
all the pollen about right um i've got
09:29
one now i want to sneeze now
09:31
anyway so uh i sneezed all the [ __ ]
09:34
time i can't see everyone you know
09:36
block nose anything i can't [ __ ]
09:38
smell so
09:39
i asked i called my dad i don't i
09:41
checked my cupboard don't have any
09:42
called my dad i was like hey
09:43
buddy do you have an antihistamine i'm
09:45
fairly sure i'm allergic to dusk
09:47
i'm just guessing but i want to try an
09:48
antihistamine just see if it makes any
09:50
[ __ ] better oh my god
09:51
doing my part
09:55
holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] please oh no
09:59
the funny number didn't work because
10:01
someone donated as well
10:04
oh no oh no it may be rhinoceros
10:08
i have chronic rhinitis and it's like
10:10
having a cold
10:11
constantly i don't know it might be
10:15
i don't know what causes it what it
10:16
would be anyway donation was the funny
10:18
number oh okay
10:19
still though [ __ ] max funny number
10:22
done
10:23
i like the funny number donna thank you
10:26
uh it will look better when i finish off
10:28
the makeup but i wanted you guys options
10:30
for that
10:31
so my dad brings up he says sure son
10:34
you're the the best son i've ever had
10:35
and you're way better than your sister
10:37
in every way
10:38
uh come on i i'm coming right over just
10:41
just for you
10:42
he said that to me on the phone um so he
10:45
gets what are you wearing
10:47
flesh tone oh does this look weird on
10:50
camera that i does it look like i'm not
10:51
wearing anything
10:52
no i'm wearing like pajamas they're like
10:53
pink um
10:55
so oh
10:58
sorry it [ __ ] i'm wearing pajamas bucko
11:02
uh anyway so don't turn around
11:05
so anyway uh my dad comes over he gives
11:08
me my aunties to me
11:09
and he goes all right uh and we we talk
11:12
about like we talk about just illness in
11:14
general gets on to covert and he was and
11:15
i
11:15
i have a covert test and i said i've got
11:17
to do a covered test so i can come see
11:18
you tomorrow
11:19
i'm planning on meeting up with them i
11:20
still need to do a cover test you need
11:22
to stick that [ __ ] thing right down
11:23
your throat right to the back of your
11:25
mouth in order to do it
11:26
so it makes a lot of people gag my dad
11:29
then went on to say hi
11:31
a second generation antihistamine like
11:33
cetirizine will help your allergies
11:36
without making
11:38
well sleepy we'll see i don't know what
11:40
we have in the uk
11:41
but um so my dad my dad says like oh
11:45
[ __ ] i hate those things
11:46
they always they always [ __ ] they always
11:48
make me gag and i was like yeah
11:50
no they must suck and he goes
11:53
he goes yeah well i have a good one
11:55
anyway he walks away those things are
11:56
[ __ ] terrible they always make me gag
11:58
and i go i'm sure i'll be fine with it
12:03
and as i was shutting the door
12:07
i said that and there was a moment of
12:09
silence
12:10
um he kind of while walking away kind of
12:14
went like
12:14
well while i'm in this by the way i do
12:16
not look very manly right now i do not
12:18
look very masculine testosterone-filled
12:20
guy
12:21
and he turned and he just has a moment
12:23
of like
12:27
what as i was shutting the door and that
12:30
was the last time i've spoken to my
12:31
father
12:34
that's what he took away from that
12:36
conversation anyway
12:39
anyway he knows no um
12:42
and i just literally shut the door and
12:45
just stood there for a second and just
12:46
went
12:48
i just had my hand on the on the door
12:50
handle just going
12:51
oh my [ __ ] god
12:54
there's no way he didn't just take that
12:57
to be suss anyway
12:59
i'm sure i'll be fine with it i think i
13:01
emphasize that i'm
13:03
too i'm sure i'll be fine with it
13:07
i didn't even mean anyway so uh the
13:10
[ __ ]
13:11
[ __ ] god damn it anyway the uh so let me
13:14
tell you what we're doing today
13:15
uh we're gonna do some makeup you're
13:17
gonna choose what the [ __ ] i'm doing
13:19
uh i left pretty much all the makeup not
13:22
done besides i just need to do eyeshadow
13:23
eyeliner eyelashes
13:25
and then you guys pick an outfit because
13:28
i have like three different
13:29
two different dresses for you to pick
13:30
from one of them's red and one of them
13:33
so we will see i want you to know one of
13:36
them is light blue one of them is
13:38
straight up just red red like the
13:39
brightest of red i'll show you real
13:41
quick hold on
13:42
uh let me grab them up on a different
13:45
thing
13:47
yeah okay i showed you them yesterday
13:50
okay here are the here are them okay
13:52
this is one of them cityrosine
13:54
hydrochloride is a uk
13:56
tablet i've taken it daily for nearly
13:58
three years for
14:00
controlling eczema which is dust related
14:03
perfectly safe cool this is one of them
14:06
and then this
14:07
is the other one now
14:10
which one of these do you think i should
14:12
wear now this size of [ __ ] two
14:14
i already saw this one it's a little bit
14:16
baggy on me honestly but it's fine
14:18
i don't know about this one i haven't
14:19
tried this one on yet anyway
14:21
the red oh [ __ ] blue blue blue okay it
14:24
looks mostly blue actually
14:26
blue blue okay pretty much every single
14:30
one of you are saying blue
14:32
uh there's a few reds though to me it
14:35
looks like a 70 30 split
14:37
i'm gonna do a poll
14:41
what color is the dress
14:46
blue red go remember when that was a
14:49
thing
14:50
when when what color the dress was was a
14:51
controversy
14:54
people thought there was something wrong
14:55
with their ice whether it was blue or
14:57
gold or black or something i don't know
14:59
all right yeah it looks dude i was
15:02
almost dead on
15:03
it's 62 38 right now okay i was almost
15:07
dead on for my for my i was off by 8
15:10
6 sorry i'm a [ __ ]
15:13
idiot uh yeah i was i was right okay
15:16
blue then
15:17
cutie pigtails with the blue dress
15:18
[ __ ] good lord anyway
15:21
presuming that you want blue
15:24
i will give you blue but how do i lose
15:27
everything i own
15:28
there it is blue eyeshadow maybe
15:32
we're gonna go blue eyeshadow maybe and
15:35
i'm very sorry that means
15:36
we're definitely not doing red or pink
15:37
lipstick so i'm so sorry about that
15:41
okay red dress then switch to the blue
15:44
no
15:45
that's why that's why i stopped with
15:47
that with the makeup because we're gonna
15:48
do this
15:49
i need to know which outfit you guys
15:51
wanted so it matches what i was gonna
15:52
have blue eyeshadow with a red dress
15:55
disgusting what the [ __ ] do you think i
15:57
am some sort of
15:58
fashion uh uh uh what do you what do you
16:02
think i am some sort of millennial
16:04
what do you thought i am oh dude i
16:06
learned that i was generation z
16:08
how am i gen z dude am i actually gen z
16:12
i'm 20. i don't know when the cutoff
16:14
line is i'm like weirdly in
16:16
in between i guess i am because i was
16:19
born in 2000 right
16:21
am i am i genuinely [ __ ] i'm gen z
16:25
does that mean dude i'm not even
16:26
subscribed to jake paul i'm doing it
16:28
wrong
16:29
i'm a zoomer dude 1995 cut off
16:33
i swear that year keeps getting pushed
16:35
backwards so more people feel younger
16:37
[Laughter]
16:39
i swear to god people said like oh gen z
16:42
like a couple years ago like oh yeah
16:44
as 2002 and under like 2002 that's the
16:47
cut-off line for that i was like okay
16:49
millennial and then it was like 2 000
16:51
that's a good right
16:52
bang 2000 new turn of the century right
16:55
that's where the generation line should
16:56
be
16:57
and now it's 1995 and then someone else
17:01
saying 1970
17:02
yeah 197 1997
17:06
i'm born in 1994 just missed that turns
17:09
out you're old
17:11
what blue dress and pigtails is big mood
17:16
maybe the i think the look yesterday
17:19
worked because it was so very like um
17:22
girl next dory i think someone said that
17:25
in a donut a minute ago
17:26
like didn't it look like someone that
17:28
you'd know you know what i mean
17:31
it did i think that's why that worked
17:33
pretty well okay
17:34
what uh light blue i think yeah
17:36
definitely light blue
17:38
how light is this blue that's like
17:41
cyan dude look oh [ __ ] that is blue blue
17:45
that's not getting off my [ __ ] brush
17:48
oh [ __ ] what about this one
17:52
that's dark blue
17:55
oh [ __ ] what do i do here it's not
18:00
the okay [ __ ] i'm doing the dark
18:02
darker darker blue but not
18:03
cyan blue it's almost like defining a
18:06
generation
18:07
like that is a daft idea yeah
18:11
in all fairness obviously there's
18:13
differences between like
18:14
the people born like now and
18:18
a boomer generations aren't hard and
18:21
fast
18:22
if you identify more with millennial
18:25
growing pains and memories then you're a
18:27
millennial
18:28
but i don't i've got this it's weird
18:30
because i've got both
18:31
right how's that blue that's a pretty
18:33
decent blue i'm going to do like
18:35
sorry i missed your stream yesterday i
18:37
was sleeping
18:38
oh god sorry it was a little bit later
18:42
um but yeah no the [ __ ]
18:45
i don't identify with much of it though
18:47
like the the the millennial stuff
18:49
they're like oh remember the 1990s
18:51
oh i don't i wasn't even i can't i don't
18:54
even
18:54
i barely have memories of the early
18:56
2000s dude
18:59
but then like i i watched all the same
19:01
shows these
19:02
gen z's did right you know i watched
19:05
spongebob
19:06
and i watched ninja turtles that's kind
19:08
of more 90s though right i watched the
19:10
end of ninja turtles
19:12
and then like it started [ __ ] or the
19:14
middle bit of spongebob
19:16
and [ __ ] it thanks for the goddamn five
19:18
good 10 gifted subs that was cool
19:20
uh you know i don't know i don't know
19:22
where i where i lie in that
19:24
i kind of dude i kind of want to know
19:26
where chad is because i was talking to
19:28
tab earlier and or like a couple days
19:31
ago
19:32
maybe yesterday i don't know what i was
19:33
talking about and then she was saying
19:35
how
19:36
what she's noticed is the disc this kind
19:38
of purpley a little bit
19:39
uh she's noticed that the people in my
19:41
discord
19:42
are like demographic like
19:46
16 to like 25 there's a pretty
19:49
decent range most people though are like
19:52
over 18 which is
19:53
not anything i expected like 17 to 19 is
19:56
like
19:57
where the most people lie so i don't
20:00
know
20:01
but the youngest we've seen is like 13
20:03
because that's discord's like kind of
20:04
thing right
20:05
and then i i think the oldest was like
20:07
60. so
20:08
we've got a big range your hair looks
20:10
amazing today
20:12
sending goodreads
20:15
thank you oh my god okay
20:19
uh and also it's suck i'm not gonna be
20:21
streaming tomorrow i gotta do a
20:23
video while you look great in many
20:26
outfits i personally think you look best
20:28
in
20:28
oh i knew that girl from high school
20:32
college look uh
20:35
the one yesterday the one yesterday i do
20:38
think i like my favorite
20:39
weirdly enough the favorite my favorite
20:41
photo of me is now the photo of me like
20:43
smiling
20:44
uh which is uncommon for me because i
20:47
usually don't like
20:48
uh what i look like when i smile weirdly
20:50
enough i got bad teeth but i did not use
20:52
teeth that time but either way
20:53
it's just cemented itself in my brain as
20:55
like don't smile
20:57
so i like that photo though
21:00
look very cool i think very cool and
21:03
very manly
21:07
uh
21:10
okay [ __ ] dude i was gonna say this
21:13
chat's now gone down to kids spamming
21:15
their age
21:16
don't spam your age especially if you're
21:17
like a minor because you know
21:19
[ __ ] uh because you know
21:22
bad bad things
21:25
there are bad people in the world
21:29
eight month eight month
21:33
[ __ ] yeah you're only allowed to spam
21:36
your age if you're 45 or older
21:39
i only want people that have had a
21:41
mid-life crisis in my chat
21:43
how hard is that to ask
21:47
or up and coming on it all going through
21:49
one that would be cool
21:55
joe speak up
22:01
okay now all the kids have just changed
22:02
their answers
22:04
69 that is a damn i can't believe we've
22:06
got so many 60 and 9 year olds
22:09
in my audience chat stop spam age
22:12
holy [ __ ] that guy's 420
22:16
oh my god what are you
22:19
[ __ ] uh a buddhist monk what are you
22:22
lifting multiple lives bud
22:25
okay hands up in chat who's lived
22:27
multiple lives
22:31
hands up in chat what the [ __ ] where's
22:34
that light coming from
22:38
weird
22:41
can we get some oh oh slashes in chat
22:46
everybody know bad [ __ ] don't smile
22:50
damn right but yeah i mean that's
22:53
probably my favorite photo of me
22:55
wink now i guess or maybe the dream one
22:58
i don't know
22:58
the dream one where i'm like with the
23:00
axe and ship that is just
23:02
not [ __ ]
23:10
okay well that's barely on my own but
23:12
okay
23:21
this may not be the brush for the job
23:24
yeah that's just turned out kind of half
23:26
purpley a little bit
23:29
born in 2000 but it feels like i'm 45
23:33
physically midlife crisis yet
23:37
dude the 20 year old's having back pains
23:41
dude
23:42
that's my vibe
23:45
in all fairness i sit like this so i
23:48
don't really know
23:48
i don't really know if i can blame
23:50
anything other than me just not sitting
23:52
constantly like this
23:54
uh don't know
23:58
is it blue or purple eye shadow i don't
24:00
know
24:01
it's in between
24:04
i guess i technically it still works
24:09
i'm doing really light like shiny blue
24:12
on my eyelid and then it kind of fades
24:14
out to a more matte
24:16
purpley blue color so maybe i'm just
24:19
color blind but to me that looks pretty
24:21
blue
24:24
a goddamn mermaid bro
24:28
lilac that's a color
24:36
i'm not just naming a color that's the
24:38
color i think it is
24:40
okay there you go i did
24:47
also how the [ __ ] did you know that song
24:50
that's like a that song they were
24:51
playing earlier was like
24:53
how many views this thing at like a 100
24:57
000 views that is not a lot for a song
24:59
look at this
25:01
and play it in the background because
25:02
it's kind of nice actually
25:02
[Music]
25:04
that's kind of nice there we go i'm
25:06
gonna play it in the background i kind
25:07
of like it
25:09
okay periwinkle oh [ __ ] that's the
25:12
dumbest
25:13
that's the dumbest sounding one that's
25:16
the dumbest sounding uh
25:18
color on earth i'm gonna use the same
25:20
brush because i'm lazy
25:21
and then just do the under eye part in
25:24
the same like
25:24
lucky color it's like
25:28
a makeup tutorial dude what a nice
25:30
[ __ ]
25:31
genre okay hold on
25:34
a spectrum i'll finish the eyeshadow in
25:37
a second i gotta show you a genre of
25:38
video that i don't understand
25:41
one sec uh
25:45
uh okay yeah look at this look at this
25:49
look at this okay so this youtuber right
25:52
she's massively popular i do not get her
25:53
content i mean
25:54
[ __ ] i i can see why there's something
25:56
to like but like
25:59
her okay what basically what she does is
26:01
she does makeup store she's like a
26:02
beauty guru
26:04
but she does these videos where she's
26:07
just
26:07
doing her makeup in front of like
26:11
a murder she tells a story about murder
26:14
while she's doing it like
26:18
[ __ ] this like this
26:22
oh mysterious story of how a a dad like
26:24
murdered her
26:25
murdered his entire family and she's
26:28
just like this eyeshadow is going on
26:29
great so pigmented
26:32
i do not have a problem with the reaper
26:34
like i've watched one of them
26:35
i've watched one of them like i i don't
26:39
think i watched this much of it but i
26:40
clicked on it i skipped through but look
26:42
one of the most hated women casey
26:45
anthony
26:47
casey i do not
26:51
this style of content that's so funny to
26:54
me though
26:54
it's look murder in the first degree
26:56
this is just like a
26:58
family murder story she's just like oh
27:00
damn this is
27:02
this makeup though i don't get it it
27:05
just made me think of that for a second
27:07
my bad my bad double education yeah
27:12
story time makeup sure i don't know if
27:15
that's the subject matter that you'd
27:16
want to cover though nah
27:20
four point one four point four million
27:22
subs yeah i mean [ __ ] i
27:24
i i don't mind a content yeah sure
27:27
face any spoilers for today's outfit
27:30
choice uh blue we are we just chose it a
27:34
second ago
27:34
like like 10 like 10 minutes ago
27:37
[Music]
27:38
we're gonna do blue oy finney tell me
27:41
something did my display turned up
27:43
somewhere in the house
27:46
also chat aussie aussie aussie
27:49
i i i don't possess the ability to to
27:52
put it up
27:52
because i'm lazy
27:56
that's that's why i don't possess the
27:58
ability of it
28:01
are you all just saying are we really
28:04
all just spamming
28:09
okay there go nope that's not done
28:12
[ __ ] i cannot do a makeup in like
28:14
without the mirror next to me okay let
28:16
me move you there
28:25
oh my god like one bit of eye shadow
28:28
that i've done
28:29
way too much
28:34
you blended it in again i guess
28:37
there we go uh not the worst
28:45
oh damn not the worst thing ever
28:49
uh demo hey [ __ ] hey demo how are we
28:52
doing
28:52
welcome to the stream dude i'll keep
28:56
looking at the girl month goal and i
28:58
keep going like
28:58
[ __ ] because the last stream was
29:01
absolutely
29:02
don't forget to push clock forward huh
29:06
oh i don't have any clocks i i don't own
29:08
a clock that isn't internet connected
29:11
so it's probably fine i'm sure it'll
29:13
update itself
29:14
i i i would be i would i would die if
29:17
the internet stopped working i think
29:19
i wouldn't even know what time it is if
29:21
the internet stopped working that's how
29:23
reliant i am
29:31
wouldn't know where the nearest shop is
29:33
i would stab
29:41
i swear half the time i do this i like
29:43
way better and then half the time i do
29:45
it way worse
29:46
like this one's better now la and
29:50
i what the [ __ ] okay it's better now
29:53
okay either way
29:55
uh right eye shadow done we are blue now
29:57
i've just got to do the stuff that you
29:58
can't pick now which is the the [ __ ]
30:01
the eyeliner which is going to be real
30:03
real fun and log clock
30:05
is telling himself about the world the
30:07
time of the world oh god
30:10
lashes fix everything they do lashes and
30:12
eyeliner
30:18
lashes eyeliner and then letting my hair
30:20
back down again
30:22
that really is like the source of the
30:25
world's
30:26
problems solved
30:31
[Music]
30:34
okay hunchback of oh hey katie hey
30:38
how are you hey raiders
30:41
how are we doing we've seen freddie's
30:43
stream before i haven't
30:47
i think i've seen a highlight uh
30:50
but truth be told i don't watch a ton of
30:53
like
30:54
i don't watch a ton of streamers weirdly
30:56
enough like i don't really like uh
30:59
i think it's just such a time commitment
31:02
right
31:04
because i know i'll get done with the
31:05
stream and then kind of like uh there
31:07
there's lore out there now like when i i
31:09
get done with a stream
31:10
and i've revealed some detail or some
31:12
[ __ ] and like i don't know like
31:14
10 of my audience was actually here for
31:16
that one specific
31:18
bit and so it's kind of hard to you know
31:20
know everything about
31:22
everyone when there's a regular display
31:24
is the easiest piece of furniture to put
31:26
up it's been since christmas that it's
31:29
on the ground taking the dust my poor
31:32
heart
31:32
fin my poor heart at least show it to
31:36
chap the rose displayed i had trouble to
31:38
send
31:39
i'll let it listen let me let me explain
31:41
myself real quick let me explain myself
31:46
see um
31:51
this is how lazy i am it's
31:55
just it's it's i have nothing to say
31:57
just want to donate yeah
31:59
and i turned it into being like that
32:01
that is the extent of my house
32:03
preparation
32:04
this is how lazy i am
32:07
merry christmas everyone
32:11
god damn it
32:14
that what i thought you weren't wearing
32:16
pants no i'm just wearing
32:18
very uh skin uh
32:21
toned uh pajamas all right
32:26
fr3ddi was so good
32:30
cool oh dbs what the [ __ ]
32:33
thanks for the 38 i have nothing to say
32:35
just wanted to donate
32:36
hey plug thank you see you started it
32:39
sent my goons over to my goons
32:43
thank you for your goons love they're
32:45
very cool so far your goons have been
32:47
great
32:51
i need to send guys is it cool if i call
32:54
you my goons and just completely still
32:56
katie's thing
32:57
my goons ah no i guess i have the
33:00
simpson you have the goons the goons
33:02
my goons you guys heard that theory that
33:06
the
33:07
um uh dominions canotically have been
33:10
like uh have served like under napoleon
33:12
so they serve like every evil guy on
33:14
earth
33:14
and they've even fought in wars
33:16
apparently you have a full-blown makeup
33:18
kit
33:18
well i have a full-blown makeup table so
33:22
canonically in in line with that with
33:25
their
33:26
with their law they probably sir
33:29
they probably worked for hitler
33:33
i the minions by law
33:38
probably what
33:41
is this just me that's worried about
33:43
this is it just me that knows that fact
33:46
is i mean
33:49
anyway i the minions are still bad
33:53
the minions are bad and that's my
33:56
reasoning why
34:00
i don't hate them because they're cringy
34:02
that's why i hate them
34:05
sorry it's just i'm laying facts down on
34:07
you
34:08
they're only following orders
34:14
hey talking thank you
34:24
[Music]
34:25
okay i'm getting better with the
34:26
eyeliner we're the same i'm getting
34:28
better sims together strong
34:30
we are the sims
34:36
i was about to say do you have a battle
34:38
cry and i just realized that is your
34:39
battle cry
34:40
sims together strong
34:49
i would total watch a serious ww2 film
34:52
but minions are the main characters
34:54
would be weird
35:00
f
35:04
it would only be historically accurate
35:18
oh there's a big wing on this one that's
35:21
gonna be but it's a thing
35:23
it's gonna happen it's gonna be good
35:25
loving your content
35:30
hell yeah did you hear me trying to say
35:32
hell yeah then for a minute
35:33
nine months baby dude we have a kid
35:40
how many kids do i have so far can i
35:43
track that can i track exactly how many
35:45
people have a certain thing
35:46
if i made like a nine month sub badge oh
35:49
my god
35:59
i want to do it
36:12
it's happening more and more frequently
36:13
that we have like subzero how are you
36:16
is the family doing well yeah i just had
36:19
a new kid
36:20
uh i
36:24
i've um the family is doing pretty good
36:26
though
36:32
my mom has lost like two stones so she's
36:34
doing she's doing awesome
36:36
running and [ __ ] she's the healthy one
36:39
of the family
36:50
dude i'm trying to concentrate because
36:51
all signs point to me actually nailing
36:53
this eyeliner
37:12
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude
37:16
i kind of [ __ ] it up i kind of did
37:18
good i kind of did poggers dude
37:21
this is kind of good though it's kind of
37:24
good
37:25
it's kind of good it's kind of good [ __ ]
37:27
my eye on it
37:28
pretty good it's pretty decent look at
37:31
this [ __ ] it's good
37:32
i like it it's good it's good
37:36
i like this this is good
37:41
penis delete us what's happening penis
37:44
delete us
37:44
i've still got to do another one but
37:46
this fine you've jinxed it now oh we'll
37:48
see
37:50
egg why are you calling me an egg i hate
37:52
this
37:53
you always upload like once a week ah
37:56
yeah i
37:56
always wanted i know i'm supposed to
37:58
upload more but [ __ ]
38:00
i'm too busy doing this also warden only
38:02
has so much time to edit
38:05
oh [ __ ] yeah katie that's nice
38:08
thank you you don't need to thank me
38:11
though i feel like there's far better
38:14
uh tutorials than i can
38:17
but on a metaphysical level thank you
38:21
all right oh [ __ ] god are we really
38:24
gonna
38:24
do this with my left hand yep
38:44
you know you know you know in cod you
38:47
know in card when there's that like
38:49
sniper scope thing you hold the trigger
38:51
down you can kind of go
38:52
you can hold your breath in but you can
38:54
only do it for so long and then until
38:56
like you get shaking you go
38:59
you know that was me that's me every
39:01
time i do eyeliner
39:03
okay [ __ ] oh my god
39:07
i can't
39:24
it ain't good but it's still it's
39:26
fixable
39:40
[ __ ]
39:49
i'm gonna do the [ __ ] with my right hand
39:50
there's no way
39:51
[Music]
39:54
i just told minx that i am a donation
39:57
drug addict and i cannot stop
40:04
it's almost good it's almost okay
40:06
[Music]
40:08
is mink streaming right now too some
40:10
mouth breathers in chat
40:11
spamming cut off the pp what are they
40:14
thinking
40:15
just need the breast implants and all
40:17
good here
40:21
i can do that
40:24
[Music]
40:26
the pp's the most important it's honest
40:28
work of any relationship
40:38
this iron is so [ __ ] dumb
40:41
i can't do it
40:55
okay that's as good as that's gonna get
40:57
no
40:58
it's not as good as the other one but
40:59
it's pretty okay
41:02
it's almost good it's almost pretty good
41:07
it does work okay i think it's okay i
41:10
think
41:11
i think i did okay i think i did all
41:12
right what do we think
41:14
chat what do you think chat what do you
41:17
think
41:18
quite a big nose from this angle oh yeah
41:20
dude this thing is [ __ ] i can
41:22
if i fall over my face will never hit
41:25
the ground
41:26
my nose will support my entire body
41:28
weight
41:30
i'll just be like a i'm resting on a
41:32
point like a like a [ __ ]
41:34
beyblade
41:41
sorry the image of that is actually
41:42
quite funny
41:46
oh dude i got so scared then someone
41:47
some of my like nail polish came up and
41:49
i was like holy [ __ ] is that my nail
41:50
okay it's fine uh
41:55
looking good thank you okay the next
41:57
thing i'm gonna do is the [ __ ] uh is
41:58
the is the eyelashes
42:00
or at least mascara and then eyelashes
42:02
we're very close though we're so close
42:04
we're so close to getting the dress it's
42:07
almost there chat
42:08
i mean come on tiny little pp
42:11
it's not bothering anyone
42:14
what i believe that you just insulted me
42:19
sir
42:20
how dare you how dare you
42:24
how how would you do this to me
42:27
how could you
42:42
okay
42:47
okay there be that oh that's [ __ ] one
42:51
eye
42:51
i am off my game today
42:57
i don't know dude if i'm
43:04
this is the only thing that i do that is
43:06
training me to be ambidextrous
43:18
i don't do that enough to know what i'm
43:19
doing oh my god
43:21
okay there's contours one thing and then
43:23
[ __ ] it a whole other thing is anything
43:25
around my
43:26
eyes ah okay i'm done i'm done almost
43:29
i've got to do the eyelashes and that's
43:30
it
43:32
humongous peepee it takes some it takes
43:35
some big dicks to do a lot of good
43:37
makeup
43:37
minx is doing a child charity stream
43:41
oh pug that's awesome i keep writing
43:44
wings i don't know whether i need to
43:45
raid her again
43:46
but i kind of want to now that i know
43:48
that that's awesome
43:52
two months now more to come oh yeah
43:56
okay now remember what happened last
43:58
time i
43:59
i although i goofed up the eyelashes
44:03
the dress and the hair all made it
44:06
better did it not posture check
44:08
the dress and the hair all made it
44:10
better okay
44:12
so if i do the eyelashes good and then i
44:16
get the dress on
44:20
there's no stopping us we're essentially
44:23
gods
44:24
what do we think speaking of writing
44:26
i've heard a suggestion from the poll
44:27
last night i've heard i got a suggestion
44:28
from apollos i just want to say thanks
44:30
for you because
44:30
yeah of course i uh i i did i did a poll
44:34
and they were just like uh we went we
44:35
weren't they went with minks i think i
44:37
just have a giant audience overlap with
44:38
minx
44:39
but yeah it could be very fun
44:42
i like to there is i like to raid small
44:45
people
44:45
um but i think we just did a poll with
44:48
all the people that we knew of
44:50
and then we uh well she was suggested as
44:51
well so it was very good
44:57
oh my god are there people that are
44:58
suggested or that i'm friends with or
45:00
like
45:01
just small the people
45:04
check i'm so hydrated i
45:07
even put it in my lungs oh my god okay
45:10
good are you calling mink short yes
45:13
but i didn't actually call her eyelash
45:16
failure incoming
45:17
okay listen it's gonna be fine the the
45:20
only thing i [ __ ] up with was the
45:21
was the placement and also this one
45:23
might be a little bit long
45:25
maybe do i have like uh something to cut
45:28
him with yeah i'm gonna
45:29
shorten it by like just a smidge
45:33
it's just a smidge too long there are
45:36
always growing pains with new eyelashes
45:39
yeah okay i can see what i can see what
45:41
i did with this one
45:46
who keeps calling for dicks why do you
45:48
people keep pestering me
45:50
no hey buddy
45:55
dixon furnace was needed okay there we
45:56
go
45:58
his word was invoked [ __ ] was that too
46:01
much
46:01
we'll find out we're about to find out
46:05
if that was too much
46:07
oh okay [ __ ] i thought i did the wrong
46:09
thing then
46:11
did i no no i thought i cut off the
46:14
wrong end
46:15
that would have been bad okay it's all
46:16
fine it's all fine it's all fine it's
46:18
all good
46:19
hydrate the whole body that's what
46:21
showering is dude
46:27
do cosplayers are dumb all day every day
46:31
besides my streams
46:33
keep the pp you need it for the end game
46:38
for the end game oh god
46:42
do i understand the reference
46:47
unless you're suggesting having a kid
46:49
because in which case
46:50
oh my god no there's these like uh
46:54
i live near a cul-de-sac right it's not
46:56
my road but it's it is it's a i live on
46:58
a quiet road with this thing nearby
47:00
and they [ __ ] scream what they do is
47:02
they ride around just
47:03
in a circle because they're dumb and
47:06
their kids they just ride around in a
47:07
circle on little tiny bikes they don't
47:08
even full-size bikes because they're
47:10
[ __ ] kids
47:10
and scooters and [ __ ] and they just
47:12
[ __ ] scream
47:14
they're they scream like
47:17
what tiny [ __ ] baby brain i guess
47:20
they do have baby brain but like
47:22
what [ __ ] brain do you have that like
47:25
just
47:25
riding around in a circle and yelling
47:28
not about not words just like that why
47:31
why is that fun to anything
47:35
there are [ __ ] chimpanzees with
47:37
higher iq hey cupro's hell yeah thank
47:38
you
47:43
[Music]
47:46
showering dehydrates the body
47:51
what does it
47:55
does it is that true
47:58
[Music]
48:01
apologies didn't mean
48:08
god [ __ ] you i saw that coming
48:13
no i was never a kid once by the way no
48:15
never and i mean sure i
48:17
i get that the fact that like you know
48:19
it must be fun
48:21
i'm sure tommy oh i wasn't supposed to
48:23
expose his name uh
48:25
no i'm sure those kids [ __ ] have a
48:27
great time just
48:28
running around and screaming as loud as
48:30
they can but like it's not for me fam
48:33
i don't want one
48:39
[Music]
48:42
you yourself are only 20 years old
48:44
therefore your brain is not fully
48:46
developed yet
48:47
i'm 26 i'm sorry you are not too far off
48:50
from those screaming chimp children
48:52
i'm 26 i'm 28 years old uh which means
48:55
my brain is fully developed years ago
48:57
isn't it no i i swear alexa what
49:00
how old are you when the brain fully
49:02
develops
49:06
you're a [ __ ] idiot where's my
49:08
donated 300
49:10
to children
49:15
damn she's doing pretty good that's cool
49:18
i'm glad she has
49:18
been doing good you
49:22
google one sees your microphone allow uh
49:25
how old are you when your brain fully
49:27
develops
49:29
25 years according to big think
49:32
the human brain isn't fully developed
49:34
until 25 years of age
49:36
i'm 26. eight months wow time flies 26
49:40
years old
49:42
can't believe that i've fully developed
49:44
my brain
50:03
uh just because there are some naysayers
50:05
in chat that believe otherwise
50:08
doesn't mean it's true
50:12
okay that one's good this one's good
50:16
i shortened the wrong side like a
50:18
[ __ ] idiot
50:20
this one was the good eye
50:23
it still looks fine this side was the
50:25
one that was too long
50:26
i could catch you live myself oh no can
50:28
i low-key for you
50:30
i'm not going to shorten it also brains
50:32
never fully develop i have seen no fully
50:34
developed
50:35
humans you [ __ ] what kryptonian
50:45
why'd you say it like that hey finn did
50:47
you know you would need 10 inch heels to
50:49
be six
50:50
foot nine inches tall nice i have those
50:53
anyway
50:54
i'm watching the manly man who's gone
50:56
full femboy
50:58
pretty sure that's irreversible but
51:00
there's plenty who prefer this
51:03
i want uh basically my um okay
51:06
my goal in life my goal i still i said
51:09
this before but i still want to do a
51:11
photo shoot
51:12
that's like manly man teach about makeup
51:17
no no i don't
51:21
i mean i still want i still want to do a
51:23
manly man photo shoot
51:25
like an actually good photo shoot you
51:28
know what i mean
51:29
i still want to do like i mean i've done
51:31
really good photo shoots but i want to
51:32
do like a manly one
51:33
like a like a guy's guy you know i want
51:36
to do one
51:37
that'll be cool that's going to get
51:40
clipped and taken like
51:41
that's going to get edited weird i just
51:43
said i'll do i want to do a guys
51:46
uh i want to i want to do a photo shoot
51:48
uh
51:53
i want to do a photo shoot like uh like
51:56
that i don't know what i would
51:57
do though i don't have a six pack or
51:59
anything so i couldn't exactly do like
52:00
an austin show style thing
52:02
but it would be cool to do
52:06
it's just like a normal one it's like a
52:08
dude you know what i mean
52:09
gay lumberjack lumberjack you people
52:12
chopping wood
52:13
what what the [ __ ] face like yours the
52:15
manliest you will get
52:16
is tomboy ah no i feel okay listen
52:20
it doesn't take much can i can you have
52:23
you seen old me
52:24
have you seen finster like the like
52:27
finster have you seen that guy
52:29
have you seen him have you seen old me
52:31
look look look at this
52:33
he's great he had to [ __ ] he was he
52:35
was like a [ __ ]
52:36
uh handsome lad look at this
52:39
where's good photo of me where's like an
52:41
old photo of me where i hadn't done
52:42
anything with my eyebrows
52:45
you are not manly enough no i am i am
52:48
very manly
52:49
let me try and find old me before i was
52:51
streaming
52:52
but it's been too long it has been a
52:57
while
52:58
uh
53:02
dude i can't find a good old it's
53:04
literally it's literally all
53:06
me like as a girl there's not a single
53:08
bit of me
53:10
as a guy why can i not find one photo of
53:14
me
53:14
i have a youtube channel with like a
53:16
[ __ ] 300
53:18
400 000 subs why is there not one photo
53:21
of me
53:22
why do i not exist on the internet
53:26
dude i'm not even kidding i'm not even
53:28
kidding
53:30
dude i look at this i searched for fence
53:32
straight and shut what this is no
53:35
that's me this was not what i searched
53:37
for
53:38
this is what i set for god damn it
53:43
no not the oldest hold up like i'm gonna
53:44
scroll for a hot minute here
53:47
right where's like a old one of me like
53:50
there
53:53
come on buddy look oh you can't see the
53:57
point finn is your dead name
53:59
long live rose look at me dude
54:03
short hair bushy ass eyebrows dude
54:06
like god damn i had gained weight
54:09
[Music]
54:13
it would be so funny if f1 nn had kids
54:15
and they watch his recorded streams from
54:18
years earlier why does daddy look like
54:22
mummy
54:22
that would be a very interesting moment
54:25
to see
54:26
anyway have fun rose no wait have fun
54:29
finn
54:32
you're i thank you
54:43
this was definitely the one that was too
54:45
long [ __ ]
54:47
it's fine
55:08
okay hold on they [ __ ]
55:11
they look similar
55:15
okay let's see hold on let's see
55:20
i think we nailed it i genuinely think i
55:22
got that right no matter what just
55:24
i think we did it princess lovely oh my
55:27
god thanks for the 25
55:29
thank you dude thanks jacon thanks dude
55:34
also stop calling me princess finn is
55:37
dead all hail rose only rose chat
55:40
hog hog dude i actually did it this is
55:43
good
55:45
uh do you really like your own videos
55:47
yeah i really do i'm
55:49
quite proud of them i think that's why
55:50
like they they still do okay it's
55:52
because i
55:52
try and make my videos to an extent
55:54
where i actually like them
55:56
um especially that's especially true for
55:59
the finn channel that's so true for the
56:00
finn channel that i i legitimately
56:03
just don't upload unless it's like in my
56:06
mind
56:06
the perfect video that i could have made
56:08
unless it's the absolute best i could
56:10
make on the finn channel
56:11
then i it's not on there it's not on the
56:13
fin channel
56:15
so i don't know i mean the first video
56:16
was a bit meh but
56:18
it's still good if i highlight my
56:20
message will you read it
56:22
yes i read it without
56:25
dude monkey brain i i genuinely just saw
56:28
a highlighted message and was like
56:30
bingo that that that's something i
56:32
should that's something i should do
56:34
okay um right oh
56:37
don't worry short stuff lots of girls
56:50
look at me look at me i was even look at
56:52
how tall i am here
56:53
i'm i don't know what i was doing in
56:56
that
57:03
what the [ __ ] was i doing oh my god what
57:06
the [ __ ]
57:07
do it anyway uh look at i
57:10
dude i used to be pretty pretty pretty
57:13
manly man you know what i mean
57:14
i genuinely did genuinely anyway and now
57:16
i'm um
57:18
me so um now i know i've turned into
57:21
this
57:22
uh but yeah no i had the christmas
57:24
lights still too in the exact same
57:26
arrangement but you know i used to be
57:27
like a lot more manly
57:28
um i'd uh but yeah now i've uh now i've
57:32
descended a little bit
57:34
but i still think if i grew back the
57:36
[ __ ] eyebrows that i have
57:38
plucked away why is calling you
57:42
but calling you princess makes you crazy
57:50
i don't know i still don't like being
57:51
called girlie that's still a thing
57:53
i don't know why
57:56
i think it's the difference between like
57:59
technically it could be an insult for a
58:00
dude
58:01
you know what i mean like as a guy you
58:03
could be called uh
58:04
girly or princess or some [ __ ] and it's
58:06
an insult so in my in my in my
58:08
in my brain i hear that i guess i hear
58:11
that as like a little poking fun thing
58:13
whereas queen
58:14
you kind of get like oh [ __ ] pop off
58:17
you know what i mean to me
58:18
pop off we most appreciate how you look
58:21
when you put in the time and effort it's
58:23
just in your sexist ass brain dude it
58:25
really is
58:26
it's internalized sexism against
58:29
myself
58:34
i don't know oh [ __ ]
58:37
sorry i was reading chat oh let me
58:39
replay your thing because i genuinely
58:40
didn't hear it
58:43
in a society you're a tall prince to me
58:46
damn right we most appreciate how you
58:49
look when you put in the time and effort
58:54
i mean yeah in all fairness i haven't
58:56
actually tried to i kind of get like
58:58
fashion a little bit easier
59:00
as a as women i think it's just like i
59:04
know what i like as a guy
59:06
so i had an easier time doing it you
59:08
know what i mean
59:11
so that's my that's my theory anyway
59:15
uh anyway try using curly hair this is
59:18
as curly as this should get if i let
59:19
this dry like without using a hairdryer
59:21
this [ __ ] is
59:23
dude i realized i have curly hair
59:28
women have more interesting fashion
59:30
anyway men's fashion is mostly [ __ ]
59:32
yeah there's not much you can do there's
59:34
this there's a shirt i guess
59:36
there's just shirt in there [ __ ] also
59:40
you guys kept
59:40
[ __ ] calling me out for wearing
59:42
hoodies what was that
59:45
and now i'm in a [ __ ] i i did it well
59:47
done
59:48
you convinced me we good
59:53
you're saying [ __ ] oh you don't [ __ ]
59:55
dis for it [ __ ] you
59:57
anyway um let me where's my thing
60:01
[Music]
60:03
okay the dress is downstairs
60:08
uh should i wear should we are we doing
60:10
the whole thing
60:11
we're doing the whole thing corset and
60:13
course it and all what are we doing
60:18
sure that i'm i will not walk out this
60:20
room because i know you guys are going
60:22
to stare at my ass
60:23
yes of course in
60:27
all dude it's still there i know it's
60:29
still there
60:30
it's the same with all the bobs and [ __ ]
60:32
i still haven't found the [ __ ] stick
60:33
there's the sticky things i'm genuinely
60:36
just dumb i don't know where the [ __ ]
60:38
they went
60:40
anyway maybe someone will send me some i
60:42
think that might what is that
60:46
you don't think no it wasn't that i
60:49
thought
60:49
all right let me see i'll i'll run you
60:52
no i won't i'm just gonna put on some
60:54
music i guess
60:55
let's do this i'm going to be a dj again
60:56
it shouldn't take long actually i might
60:58
run an ad i'm going to run an ad
61:00
because i can okay let's run an ad let's
61:02
do it again
61:03
okay let's run an ad all right let's run
61:06
that
61:07
all right oh my god i'll run a
61:11
through my dad all right see you in a
61:12
sec peace there we go
61:14
all right the the adds on the ads on
61:16
baby um
61:18
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay
61:21
music's on all right
61:24
[Music]
61:36
okay
61:37
[Music]
61:56
[Music]
62:10
[Music]
63:13
[Music]
63:32
[Music]
63:45
[Music]
64:10
so
64:18
i'm the best dj uh let's play another
64:21
one by them actually
64:23
uh okay let's which one what song we
64:27
should read a new song what song give me
64:28
a song chat
64:29
i need a good non copyright song while i
64:31
will i get into this dress
64:34
manly dj well
64:37
well i get into this dress i need a good
64:39
manly song
64:43
to go with my aesthetic overall
64:48
polish duma wrap [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
64:51
are your music tastes
64:55
i will never play [ __ ] oh good lord
64:58
what is this
65:02
uh a girl in red oh my god we're back to
65:04
that
65:05
uh what about
65:10
wait there's a music video to that song
65:13
oh cool
65:14
uh okay what about some classic
65:17
fine i'll i'll give you a classic okay
65:22
that's not what i meant hold on my
65:25
[ __ ] thing
65:26
where's my polish where's my polish
65:28
caddy parrot
65:32
where's my polish katy parrot
65:35
there it is
65:39
i will do this i don't care whether i do
65:42
not care
65:43
whether you like this song or not i do
65:48
not didn't get me dmca claimed which
65:51
means it's fine
65:53
[Music]
65:56
it's set oh ukrainian sorry ukrainian
65:59
katy perry
66:05
you change your mind like a girl
66:09
change his clothes
66:13
like a [ __ ] i would know
66:16
[Music]
66:38
this is my favorite song
66:50
[Music]
66:55
i like the bit where they say [ __ ] you
66:58
that's my favorite part
67:00
i like that bit a lot
67:18
[Music]
67:21
we're gonna do it again
67:40
is
67:42
[Music]
68:02
and then [ __ ] naked in it what the
68:04
[ __ ]
68:07
they did
68:11
that's hilarious why are they naked
68:12
though oh they're shirtless in it what
68:14
the [ __ ]
68:15
i don't know if i can show you that one
68:18
okay do you want more katy perry do you
68:20
want to go let's watch let's watch the
68:22
uh
68:22
this let's watch disco again because i'm
68:24
almost done and i will i will
68:26
come back on camera in under a minute
68:38
[Music]
68:42
each other
68:55
[Music]
69:20
on time
69:36
[Music]
70:13
[Music]
70:55
i swear to god there are so many bows on
70:57
this outfit
70:58
and i i think i've forgotten how to tie
71:00
a bow
71:01
i i what like i'm trying really hard
71:06
actually
71:07
but it's so close to my chin that my
71:09
brain can't like
71:11
perceive it or honestly like
71:15
what the [ __ ] is going on
71:20
the the bow on this is gonna be so bad
71:24
what the [ __ ]
71:26
[Music]
71:31
i'm so sorry if this looks dumb it's
71:34
gonna look dumb
71:37
oh i mean i can tell in my camera
71:40
it doesn't look the worst but it is not
71:43
good
71:45
what's another one of the i it is not
71:47
good at all
71:51
[ __ ] okay
71:54
i i think this is fine i think this is
71:57
fine
71:57
shoelace it that that's that's what i
71:59
did but i
72:01
it's probably not right anyway um
72:05
the dress is a little bit weird a film
72:08
that's fine yeah it's a little bit of a
72:12
weird fit but
72:13
oh well look up how to tie a bow tie
72:15
that's what i should have done
72:17
but i i didn't do that instead i was
72:19
like oh no i'll be done within a minute
72:21
and i wasn't done i'm still not done
72:23
it's been like three
72:28
you wanna listen to some [ __ ] katy
72:30
perry again
72:32
you wanna listen to some katy perry
72:36
would you like to would you like to
72:40
oh god
72:45
no why would you tell me no uh not
72:48
polish ukrainian katy perry
72:50
would you like to listen to the 10 hour
72:52
long difference one
72:57
oh god okay for now for now take a
72:59
polish cow
73:08
[Music]
73:25
[Music]
73:29
this is the 10 hour
73:33
[Music]
73:43
[Music]
73:56
[Music]
74:04
[Music]
74:12
[Music]
74:20
[Music]
74:26
is
74:28
[Music]
74:48
there's no chance i'm good there's like
74:49
bows on the on the arms
74:51
and there's there's just no [ __ ]
74:53
chance i'm doing that with one hand uh
74:56
so i i just have stringy arms is that
74:58
fine
74:59
is that fine i really hope it i really
75:01
hope it's fine
75:02
i really hope it's okay is it good
75:05
is it is it good i i better be
75:09
no well you people are insane i i'm not
75:12
gonna be able to tie the bows on the
75:14
arms why are you saying no
75:17
that's i will show you i'll show you we
75:19
can live with that
75:23
i'm gonna give one of them a go i'm
75:24
gonna have one of them a go
75:27
and if i can almost do it then i'll i'll
75:29
i'll put on
75:30
[ __ ] the the good song again we're
75:33
used to disappoint there's no way this
75:35
is gonna happen
75:36
why would they make a thing like this
75:38
realistically i need to take this whole
75:39
thing off
75:41
just do it okay it's goofed all right
75:44
all right it's probably fine it's
75:45
probably fine
75:47
okay let's let's see ready okay
75:52
let me put this mirror away ah we're
75:55
done
75:56
we're dressed
75:59
[Music]
76:02
hey i'm ready
76:07
hey
76:11
[Music]
76:14
it's these how are you doing very well
76:19
your neighbor to help
76:21
tie the bows not bad
76:24
not bad i'm bad
76:28
hey it's okay i don't mind it
76:32
it's stringiness is the bow is so
76:35
[ __ ] i did really try i even like
76:38
before i was gonna go on camera i always
76:40
i even try and like
76:41
[Music]
76:42
it's not gonna look good forever it's
76:44
the worst but either way
76:47
this is this this the outfit this the
76:49
outfit chat
76:51
good solid solid solid chat good good
76:56
stand uh [ __ ] it's
76:59
right it's not the best it's not the
77:02
worst
77:03
it's it's not the worst it's pretty okay
77:05
the dress like fit on me is like a bit
77:07
odd
77:08
but it's not bad
77:11
i don't mind it i don't even i don't
77:12
mind it that much i'm trying to like
77:14
avoid my
77:15
this area because it's very clear these
77:16
things have like fake um
77:19
like nips on them
77:22
depends i'm still in the pants take the
77:24
no i don't want it do they have pockets
77:27
they have pockets
77:31
holy [ __ ] i can carry knives in here
77:35
i see pockets oh my god finn bringing
77:39
all the boys and girls in the yard
77:41
there is pockets hell yeah my yard's got
77:45
a
77:45
crossbow range in it and a bb gun range
77:47
your neighbors still think you're weird
77:49
lol
77:51
i don't meet many of them they stay away
77:53
from me
77:54
uh i still i i don't know the um is it
77:57
even a dress if it has pockets oh yeah
78:00
it's the best type of dress if it has
78:01
pockets have you been raiding my closet
78:04
again rose
78:05
i swear that blue dress is always in my
78:08
closet
78:09
it's time i suppose then put the dress
78:11
on also it has pockets
78:13
i know it does i know it's the best one
78:16
um
78:16
but yeah very disney princess disney
78:20
vincent
78:22
okay we're rolling very well done corset
78:26
of course it is on but you can't really
78:27
tell
78:28
because the hips are like there that's
78:30
the middle bit
78:31
right in there you look like but it's
78:33
different it's up here
78:35
it's the dress is like a little bit
78:37
weird for fit
78:38
it's like it's too high up and it makes
78:40
me look wider
78:42
because of that because it doesn't go
78:43
down enough i don't know
78:45
it's odd pigtails no it's not good
78:47
pretty cute
78:49
needs a headband or bow in the hair to
78:51
balance out the look uh
78:53
maybe do i i do have a really light blue
78:57
hairband
78:59
uh
79:02
i knew that would look good on you i've
79:04
got the same one
79:07
hell yeah i mean
79:10
it doesn't i'm not like doing a full
79:11
like hairband thing but
79:14
[Music]
79:17
that laces big poggers good decent
79:23
not bad headband worth it they know
79:28
i like the big laces big pockets thank
79:30
you that that laces
79:31
the lace like this or the or the all
79:34
that like shoelace i don't know
79:36
but thank you hairband almost matches
79:39
it's
79:39
there's not a better match for it
79:41
besides dark blue
79:43
but it's pretty pretty okay
79:46
yeah hold back the cuteness
79:50
anymore let it go let it go gonna have a
79:52
guy
79:54
slam your back door gonna oh
79:58
oh oh vol volpin
80:02
come on dude come on dude no
80:06
no ruin right at the end
80:10
my god dear god you're beautiful admire
80:13
you and a heart beat you beautiful egg
80:16
you also thanks
80:18
for helping me come out as trans but
80:20
also angry with you
80:21
for how good you look i'll take it
80:24
i'll take it i don't even mind egg the
80:26
[ __ ] they're all saying egg now
80:28
earrings which i've still got the pack
80:31
open
80:32
uh which silver would probably have been
80:34
the best one for this
80:36
which one would you like but i don't
80:38
believe i have any different silver ones
80:41
i have big ol hoops though big old hoop
80:45
is
80:46
but then dude okay right tell me if i if
80:49
i wore
80:50
the big old hoops tell me i wouldn't
80:52
look like
80:53
1950s tell me this hold on one sec
80:57
if i wore like earrings with this it's
80:59
immediately going to
81:00
become like a 1950s outfit watch
81:04
okay you kind of get the vibe i mean
81:08
like without cute outfit 21st century
81:12
like kind of nice right with
81:15
i'm and that's weird right
81:20
with it's like getting stoned i'm gonna
81:22
[ __ ] i'm gonna be yelling at you
81:24
because my husband's almost home
81:26
and i haven't got the meal cooked yet
81:28
and like
81:30
come on dude hurry your service up i
81:32
want to see the manager but
81:33
in the 1970s you know what i mean
81:36
oh plus these might feel better okay
81:38
[ __ ] it let's try these
81:40
desperate housewives from the 50s is it
81:41
50s or 60s or 70s
81:43
what am i on about you know the vibe i'm
81:45
on about though right but you get what i
81:47
mean
81:53
60s maybe 60s i might be on about the
81:57
60s
81:58
60 70s karen 70s karen look dude
82:02
why is this like going sideways i want
82:04
it to lay like this but it's not
82:07
like position this at a weird point in
82:08
my ear
82:10
yeah dude these taking these off last
82:14
time
82:16
taking these off was a [ __ ] [ __ ] show
82:22
all you need is austin powers to show up
82:25
[Laughter]
82:28
yeah actually yeah [ __ ]
82:32
that's terrifyingly true oh
82:35
dude the hoops kind of not that bad even
82:38
i thought they were gonna look trashy
82:40
but you know what
82:42
i think this was why the hoops were made
82:44
literally for this look exactly
82:48
they actually kind of work maybe i just
82:49
don't mind earrings now
82:51
maybe i'm just kind of kind of getting
82:52
more used to earrings but like
82:55
i yeah no i we got this one right we got
82:58
this wrong right fellas earrings was a
82:59
good move earrings was a solid
83:01
solid move can i [ __ ] with it
83:04
cooking stream
83:07
i'll do it in this if we do a cooking
83:09
stream i'll do it in this well maybe i
83:11
don't know
83:11
this is more of a 60s look okay hold on
83:13
let me uh women
83:16
uh 50s versus
83:19
60 women versus i wonder which one's the
83:22
strongest one
83:26
oh okay no wait 50s versus oh this is
83:30
wait what the [ __ ] i want to see the 70s
83:32
okay let me just look up 70s women
83:35
1970
83:38
okay a lot of civil rights movements uh
83:40
i want to i want to see a dress
83:43
uh quite like the the more
83:47
this [ __ ] i don't even know what this is
83:49
this might be 70s
83:51
let me try the 80s
83:55
it's not the 80s
84:00
60s my bank pause or account for
84:02
donating it's a weird mix
84:04
it's a weird mix right
84:08
would it be 50s 50s 50s it's closer to
84:11
the 50s or 60s
84:14
okay it's close to the 50s or 60s roller
84:17
skates and go dancing with some dude in
84:19
a leather jacket or smth
84:27
[Music]
84:29
yeah that's groovy baby pose for
84:32
instagram
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[Music]
84:35
groovy but all right uh okay what are we
84:38
doing
84:38
oh [ __ ] i have a bun okay now i'll tweet
84:41
out that i'm streaming it's only an hour
84:42
and a half in but now i'm finished
84:44
getting ready you know what i i always
84:46
think oh [ __ ] yeah
84:49
oh dude katie katie are you in my stream
84:51
right now
84:52
goddamn thank you so much for tweeting
84:54
that you raided me and everything
84:55
but my god i look bad in that photo
85:01
okay um let me let me let me uh let me
85:04
tweet
85:05
i'm tweeting that i'm streaming okay i'm
85:07
always here thank you
85:09
i'm tweeting that i'm streaming
85:13
opening po boxes
85:17
looking fine there we go all right let's
85:20
um
85:21
wait can we do a really really quick
85:23
pose for twitter like really really
85:24
quick
85:27
okay like tiny tiny quick pose for
85:29
twitter
85:30
um being in aussie and working don't get
85:32
to catch many live streams
85:35
keep up the good work thanks for the
85:36
post pop that's imps worldwide
85:40
together strong i used i used your i
85:42
used to download 50 [ __ ] dollars
85:45
thank you by the way for my ins for my
85:47
twitter
85:48
for my tweet thank you dude
85:53
you gave me a shocked reaction i was
85:55
like oh okay this would work
85:56
thanks for the quick uh tweet thing
86:00
awesome [ __ ] hell dude thank you
86:03
being an aussie and working you didn't
86:05
get catch much slice you keep all the
86:06
good work
86:07
sims worldwide together strong oh dude
86:11
you don't look bad now oh thanks cody i
86:14
saw that
86:15
seven seconds after you posted it okay
86:18
oh thanks dude thanks for the [ __ ]
86:22
fifty dollars
86:22
all right so you guys sent me a ton of
86:24
po box packages recently
86:26
i have gained a lot now the one i i
86:29
i don't know whether i know what it is
86:32
or i i
86:33
listen the heavy one from
86:36
experience has got it's so heavy that
86:39
it's gotta be
86:40
food you know what i mean so you're a
86:44
chav now
86:45
it's the hoop earrings don't say chaff
86:47
to me in my opinion they say
86:49
classy lady uh if i wore this with
86:52
if i wore them with like a pink lipstick
86:56
and a hoodie
86:57
then yeah it might all no foundation
87:00
lips in a hoodie then yeah
87:01
but we haven't done that yet anyway can
87:04
i open the big one first
87:06
would you mind there's tons of small
87:08
packages
87:09
and one giant big heavy one and i really
87:12
want to know what's in it
87:13
because i believe it to be food which
87:16
knife would you like to use
87:17
no where's my blue one it'll match my
87:19
outfit where's my blue
87:21
oh let's use the big blue knife oh
87:25
a matching outfit with my knife time to
87:28
open some packages
87:29
um with a matching knife outfit and yes
87:31
i'm still in [ __ ] pajama bottoms
87:33
i don't care uh will i change out of
87:36
them
87:37
maybe we'll like soon
87:40
probably not all right
87:43
also i can do [ __ ] like that without
87:45
worrying about it
87:47
just for now while i'm oh my god opening
87:49
this
87:50
opening these packages okay it's
87:53
definitely food
87:53
it's it's gotta be
87:58
ah dude this is food if it's haribo's my
88:01
guess is haribo's what's yours
88:03
a dildo would not be this heavy i've
88:05
i've held many and
88:06
they're not this heavy okay what's your
88:08
guess oh [ __ ] this knife isn't good for
88:10
package opening
88:11
it's way too thick look at how thick and
88:14
chunky this boy is
88:15
gummy bears it's my my guess is also
88:19
uh haribos of sorts okay
88:26
why even need a knife when i've got
88:27
hands the strong rose looks like the one
88:30
hot teacher in primary school that
88:32
all the dads think about when they make
88:35
love to their wives
88:36
oh i got weird at them yep uh what the
88:40
[ __ ]
88:40
i was right more eggs
88:44
more eggs oh my god
88:48
wait what the [ __ ] it
88:52
more eggs that is a what do you think i
88:55
am a goddamn superstar
88:58
you're still my favorite egg from pal oh
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it's from pal
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oh it's from pal that's nice okay that's
89:06
i'm still your favorite egg thank you
89:08
thank you pal
89:10
eggs [ __ ] i'm still opening them i
89:12
will have at least one of these
89:14
because i diet be damned these are
89:16
pretty good
89:17
i i don't know whether this is a uk only
89:19
thing though
89:20
do they have three megs abroad i've
89:22
heard that they're not nearly as big of
89:24
a thing over
89:24
over in america
89:28
well that's probably not good also you
89:30
sent me
89:32
what is this are these maracas
89:36
shout out to trainee mod kitten thank
89:38
you for hosting the movie
89:40
bud on discord
89:44
dude we've got so many trainees on
89:45
discord right now the discord's growing
89:46
insanely well
89:48
if you want to join it there's tons of
89:49
cool people and you can even plan a
89:51
minecraft server that i'm actively
89:52
playing on
89:56
they are maracas
89:59
these eggs aren't going to crack
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no that ain't cracking i hit it with a
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knife
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i have a maraca eggs are they bouncy
90:15
no no they're not they're made of wood
90:17
and maracas
90:19
okay maracas shakers okay where's my
90:22
chest there it is
90:23
all right that eggs are staying on the
90:25
floor i'm gonna cause it what do you
90:26
think i'm gonna do bend over
90:27
all right
90:32
it's gonna be the most fun un attractive
90:35
bending over
90:36
next big box that was smooth okay
90:41
finn has a ton of junk in the trunk am i
90:43
right
90:45
dude if that scared me a little bit if
90:47
that would have hit my finger that would
90:48
have taken it off
90:50
this is a sharp knife with it's a
90:52
cleaver it genuinely is a cleaver
90:55
i use it in the kitchen while cooking
90:57
for my husband
90:59
ah okay
91:03
okay this one is a surprise apparently
91:10
okay it's a surprise what does it say
91:12
it's from fizzrug for
91:13
you for successful businessman activity
91:18
okay manly man yeah dude it really is
91:20
it's kind of scary a little bit
91:22
it's a good it's a good knife but it's
91:24
it's terrifying it's actually custom
91:26
made i added all i had it made well i
91:28
mean i didn't have it made it was made
91:29
by a custom maker that i liked
91:32
oh my god it's another [ __ ] surprise
91:35
okay
91:36
i can't tell what it is the labels in
91:37
chinese
91:39
oh dude why that what the [ __ ] this is
91:42
like that one christmas present you
91:44
get does anyone know this language does
91:47
anyone know this company
91:48
daibangu it's like when you open up a
91:51
christmas package that they thought they
91:53
were funny
91:53
i'm the guy that did this but when
91:55
they've wrapped like one big box
91:57
and it slowly gets smaller with more
91:58
layers okay what is it
92:04
wait is this a tie is this a clip-on tie
92:08
wait wait it actually is a [ __ ] like
92:11
a nice tie
92:12
what the heck i have no use for a tie
92:16
but now i
92:16
have one holy [ __ ] it's a tie
92:21
the label said birthday hog
92:27
wait did it
92:32
it it just said for businessman active
92:36
time matches address nine well i'll wear
92:39
it on my birthday
92:41
i'll wear it on my birthday i'm sorry
92:43
that i may have opened this and it's
92:44
supposed to be a birthday gift
92:46
oh okay this was a birthday gift
92:50
okay well now i have something to wear
92:52
for it i'm very sorry okay i'll look out
92:53
for any
92:54
different labels that say birthday and i
92:56
won't open them
92:57
because there have been a few but this
92:58
is awesome though i'm so sorry to open
93:00
this the wrong period of time but
93:02
this is [ __ ] pog dude i fizzrug
93:05
this is awesome thank you put it on now
93:08
i don't know how to tie a tie
93:11
or at least i think i do but i am not
93:14
confident enough in it
93:16
to perform on stream tying a tie
93:19
i'm so sorry i'm so sorry give it to
93:21
your husband he's he'll be very happy
93:23
with it
93:24
okay i'll why did it say that though
93:29
i swear to god it didn't say that it
93:30
didn't say birthday i want to actually
93:32
find out
93:32
to see if amazon screwed you uh
93:36
what'd i put it how did that just
93:38
disappear into the aether
93:40
i had a label did i not have the did i
93:42
not have it
93:44
there was a whole thing where did it go
93:50
okay i would find out but i don't know
93:51
where it is it doesn't say the thing
93:54
i think amazon may have screwed you with
93:55
that anyway okay
94:01
i thought i found something okay
94:04
okay uh
94:07
none of them say birthday though
94:12
the box it's not in the box one that's
94:14
just a receipt
94:16
oh dude should i not open these
94:20
what should i do
94:23
what should i do
94:26
let's open up a few of them and then
94:28
i'll save some for later
94:31
because i'm fairly sure some of these
94:32
are like
94:36
recent i guess
94:43
just making sure i'm trying to check
94:45
every label there is
94:48
oh [ __ ] i'm trying to check every label
94:51
that says like anything for birthday
94:53
okay because now i don't know whether it
94:57
said anything i'm almost confident there
94:58
wasn't what the [ __ ] is this
95:05
magneto was right didn't he [ __ ] kill
95:08
a bunch of people
95:11
is this like thanos was right what did
95:13
magneto do
95:14
you mean when he murdered all those
95:16
people because you're right i'm on board
95:18
with this another x-man shirt
95:19
[Music]
95:22
[ __ ] yeah dude that's going on my ware
95:24
pile [ __ ] yeah dude
95:28
this one says finster girl okay
95:33
do i okay chat what should i do what
95:35
should i do minx is cooking crack while
95:36
dressed as a weeb
95:38
what okay okay what should i do
95:46
open let's open let's open a few and
95:49
i'll leave some
95:51
it does make me scared though that i'm
95:52
gonna get like a birthday related thing
95:55
i'm very sorry for this [ __ ] okay let's
95:58
see
96:00
[Music]
96:03
hi finn how do you feel huh good you
96:06
look great today finally i did
96:08
my donut 1100
96:12
all time congrats myself yes im simp not
96:16
sniper monkey holy [ __ ]
96:17
so can you do cute muscle flex
96:20
lmao maybe not on this outfit but
96:28
i can't do it it does my arms don't look
96:29
very big in this it's hard to look
96:31
masculine when you've got bows
96:33
riding down from your arms okay i know
96:36
the reason why i was disappointed in
96:37
this is because i can see what they are
96:39
they're purple gloves like jessica
96:42
rabbit
96:43
what the [ __ ]
96:46
this product is for adult use only
96:52
am i supposed to do uh things with these
96:55
what am i supposed to do with this
96:56
i believe this is going to be for
96:57
jessica rabbit cosplay
97:00
i'll put it with the rabbit cosplay it's
97:02
all coming together
97:04
all right let's grab this one just grab
97:06
it cosplay word i've been saying i'd do
97:07
it i have the dress i have the wig i
97:09
have the gloves i've got everything okay
97:11
let me read the label
97:14
okay hey finn here is some for the hot
97:17
summer days from demo
97:19
demo i know you're in here demo
97:22
is this for my birthday demo demo is
97:25
this for my birthday demo
97:27
i need to know demo damn [ __ ] demo
97:30
400
97:32
no okay got it we're opening it oh okay
97:35
this is this is my p.o box now it's not
97:36
for my birthday
97:39
he said no i saw it i sorry sorry sorry
97:41
sorry there's a stream delay there's a
97:42
stream july
97:45
this is for the hot summer days
97:50
i don't like these boxes dude it's a
97:52
fancy little box though
97:55
oh [ __ ] thank you 5 55
97:59
55 who's gonna be the one to who ruined
98:03
it for him
98:04
who ruined it for him who was it
98:08
who was it starve you [ __ ]
98:11
you was sent a video with the jessica
98:13
rabbit makeup tutorial as well yeah
98:16
no i know i know what i'm doing i know
98:18
what i'm doing banning from the chat
98:19
mods
98:20
get him out of here get stuff out of
98:21
here okay
98:26
yo wait yo
98:29
wait look at this hold on oh what the
98:31
[ __ ]
98:32
it's a whole tool and everything demo oh
98:35
my god wait
98:36
it was just they're not allowed to do
98:39
that
98:42
look at how scummy what the [ __ ]
98:45
okay look at how scummy this is look at
98:47
this
98:50
thank you for your purchasing sport as a
98:52
small oh [ __ ] god
98:54
uh everything labelled f1nn5 tur girl
98:56
togolese remedy that's all good
98:58
to open there's a big thing that says
99:00
ten dollars on it
99:02
and it says uh email this email
99:05
saying that you've left us uh with the
99:06
proof that you've left a five star
99:08
amazon review
99:09
and we'll give you a ten dollar amazon
99:11
gift card
99:13
so they're buying reviews so we'll see
99:15
if their product is worth
99:16
all of the bought reviews somehow i
99:19
doubt it but
99:20
look at this i don't know if you can
99:22
tell but these are some these are some
99:24
sunglasses they look cool too
99:26
oh they look cool okay so far right so
99:30
far i might have to leave a five star
99:31
amazon review
99:34
to get my ten dollars
99:37
oh oh [ __ ]
99:41
yo okay wait they're like pinky they're
99:44
like
99:44
pink look yo
99:48
holy [ __ ] this thing's [ __ ] good
99:51
this is actually really dope
99:54
that's really [ __ ] sick actually
99:56
these are nice looking
100:00
this is dope cute try them on
100:03
uh yeah one sec i mean hold on
100:08
uh what the [ __ ] all right put them on
100:12
ladies the [ __ ] lady haters dude
100:15
[Music]
100:16
all right there is one more but could
100:20
not send it as a gift
100:22
oh [ __ ] i mean we'll see them we'll see
100:26
uh okay super trooper shades it is kind
100:29
of okay i'll try mine
100:32
oh [ __ ] damn dude that is pretty dope
100:36
that's pretty awesome actually i kind of
100:39
like these these are really good
100:41
damn nice i like them a lot
100:46
they're really cool yeah they look great
100:48
on me i think
100:51
all right let's see what else you guys
100:52
have i'll put them in their box
101:04
they're over there safe
101:14
all right let's grab that all right
101:18
ah okay what else do we have there's
101:21
tons of other [ __ ] on the ground there
101:23
all right i'm seeing if any of them says
101:24
birthday or not no okay we can this is
101:27
fair game per game this is heavy which
101:31
makes me want to
101:32
get it okay i'll open up a few small
101:35
ones
101:36
the small ones often have good packages
101:47
i don't know what you're talking about
101:48
chet you guys are you guys are nuts i
101:50
don't know what you're on about
101:51
i don't think that happened i don't i
101:54
mean i have no idea what you're talking
101:55
about
101:55
rose at the beaches
102:02
this is definitely a knife it's
102:05
really thin though
102:12
how much do i know about knives do you
102:13
think i'm gonna be able to figure out
102:15
what knife this is
102:19
ah okay i listen for people that don't
102:22
know the law i really like knives
102:25
and i initially got a little bit scared
102:27
that this one was a
102:28
otf was that p hub reflection in the
102:31
glasses
102:32
what
102:36
no idea what you're on about it's not
102:39
okay it's not an illegal knife
102:43
i was right okay good okay cool
102:46
i was gonna say that i was trying to
102:48
figure out whether this is
102:49
i should open this or not because no one
102:52
needs knife cases
102:53
um what the [ __ ] it's a stiletto knife
102:59
i've never owned one of these and it's
103:02
[ __ ] rainbow
103:05
oh wow that opened my god that is
103:09
that is a rainbow that is very pinky and
103:12
oh my god that opened well actually
103:16
almost makes me think it's springs it's
103:18
assisted it is spring assisted no is it
103:24
feel dangerous i feel danger
103:28
it is a little bit spring-assisted it's
103:30
not oh it's not automatic though
103:32
can i fro open it like with the front
103:34
bit of it oh [ __ ] this is danger
103:36
actually
103:38
oh no it's spring assist that's so hard
103:39
to do but that's cool
103:45
yeah spring is just definitely spring
103:46
assisted very cool though i [ __ ] with
103:48
knives
103:49
i i [ __ ] with this this is good
103:54
hell yeah is that cold steel it's
103:56
definitely not cold still it's tack
103:58
force
104:01
they're they're not no these like it
104:03
they're like i think chinese oem
104:06
uh but oh man that centering's terrible
104:09
oh it's such a good terrible knife i
104:12
[ __ ] with these dude
104:14
these are my favorite ones i get cool i
104:16
like it
104:18
i like tack force dude all the
104:21
the boys that know what the know who
104:23
tack force is
104:24
let's go okay what else sharp it is do i
104:27
have any paper around
104:28
do i have any paper uh
104:32
[ __ ] do i no [ __ ] it this is now what
104:35
i'm
104:35
using to open packages in all fairness
104:38
this is like the perfect package opening
104:40
knife because it's long
104:41
as [ __ ] this is good
104:44
be careful dude i have i i guarantee you
104:47
i'm probably maybe the best with knives
104:49
all the way here
104:50
i've never used a knife like this but
104:53
very good
104:54
[Music]
104:57
tack foursoup knife this like thin and
104:59
long
105:00
i definitely have longer knives though
105:02
tack foursome still though
105:03
it's very cool i like i like these
105:05
they're awesome thank you i don't know
105:07
who sent it but thank you so much this
105:08
is cool
105:11
what is this what the [ __ ] is this
105:18
it's not amazon it doesn't say anything
105:20
about it
105:22
labels chinese oh that smells
105:26
it's fine it's not [ __ ] is this
105:31
it says something what side does it say
105:33
to me
105:45
it's a [ __ ] crop top as well it's
105:48
some
105:49
tiny crop top
105:52
look at how it's
105:59
that smells foul by the way
106:02
uh it smells positively foul
106:07
it smells exactly like this sort of
106:09
thing that would
106:10
say that you know what i mean i can't
106:13
tell you it looks like it smells like
106:15
it's been worn a lot
106:17
like although i know it hasn't
106:20
it's like a it's like a mix between uh
106:23
like motor oil and bo
106:28
okay like motorola like like new from
106:31
factory stuff
106:34
for the next stream yeah okay we got it
106:36
should have said no pp
106:39
it's technically right i mean i could
106:41
wear that
106:42
with no with no fake bobs on where's my
106:45
good knife
106:46
where's my high class knife there we go
106:49
italian stiletto blade it sounds cool
106:51
when it opens though listen hold on
106:55
it's so light but it opens really
106:56
quickly hold on
107:00
doesn't it though can you guys hear that
107:02
i've got like a hold on let me turn off
107:04
something you're going to hear a bit of
107:06
a fan there but hold on one second i
107:07
wanna do it again
107:08
i don't wanna i wanna do it again with
107:10
now my mic on like
107:12
settings okay
107:19
good though right
107:23
good knife good knife yeah the other one
107:26
i had i had a bit of noise suppression
107:27
because of all the
107:28
people saying like pops and [ __ ]
107:31
it ain't sharp it
107:34
ain't sharp where it was the biggest
107:38
fake bobs you have
107:40
give all the horn dogs a thrill
107:44
what is this
107:50
wait what is this
107:54
oh wait look at this okay it's like a
107:56
little rubber mat with suction cups on
107:58
the back and i was like what the [ __ ] is
108:00
this
108:00
it's like a brush cleaning does it stay
108:02
pop are you saying pop now
108:04
[ __ ] god damn it fine is it genuinely or
108:07
are you just saying it
108:10
i don't know fine there you go that's
108:11
fine now
108:15
all right there we go
108:19
there we go you're welcome okay there we
108:22
go
108:23
uh but yeah it's a brush cleaning thing
108:27
yeah it's so you put this down in like
108:28
your bathroom
108:30
you run water on it you just wash your
108:32
brushes on it like this
108:34
which is good because all i usually do
108:36
is i just
108:37
wipe it on my arm so it's pretty good
108:39
this is good this is worthwhile
108:41
thanks for sending me this actually i
108:43
will actually get some use out of that
108:46
so you clean your what no brushes
108:49
you [ __ ] god damn it you uh god damn
108:52
it
108:53
okay there we go make sure my hair's
108:55
still good
108:56
the hair's the money maker here it's not
108:59
the face it's not the body it's
109:00
definitely not the body it's the hair
109:02
dude
109:04
it's the it's that well you know what
109:06
[ __ ] it might be the body
109:08
one part of it the nose
109:12
that's the bit i'm alright let's get
109:14
this one this one
109:15
uh is the first one i picked up because
109:17
it says fragile
109:19
all over it
109:23
damn it's a good poker though good pokey
109:25
knife
109:27
just straight up cut what the [ __ ] nice
109:30
dress f1 nn
109:32
it looks great glad to catch you live
109:34
again
109:36
thank you
109:40
oh that's just not that's dumb
109:48
okay i'm just looking if there was any
109:50
like note with it
109:53
okay there is no note there
109:57
that's just an ad okay now what i
110:00
believe this to be
110:02
is just [ __ ] it's bright blue
110:06
and purple lipstick a lot of it too
110:09
these are big
110:10
tubes actually in real life that is
110:14
no why the [ __ ] would you wear blue ugh
110:19
is it just me that doesn't [ __ ] with
110:20
like
110:22
unnatural lip colors a little bit is it
110:25
just me
110:26
i don't like it wear it no you're insane
110:29
i don't want to see myself with uh
110:30
purple or blue lips it's not good it
110:33
makes me feel gross
110:35
doesn't it also it was bought on ebay
110:38
which makes me immediately not trust it
110:40
wear it no blue lipstick blue dress you
110:42
guys have no concept of clashing
110:50
um
110:52
i'm not gonna wear it i'm not gonna wear
110:54
it i know i'm not pull i'm not gonna
110:55
wear it
110:57
it looks bad so i'm not gonna wear it
110:59
also i really want to be able to eat
111:00
this
111:01
uh cream egg it might look good for a
111:04
photo sometimes sometimes when models do
111:06
it
111:06
but in real life dude
111:10
not good not good bad
111:19
that was all chocolate a little
111:21
chocolate no cream
111:25
sham i don't care egg time baby
111:32
listen i know it sounds dumb
111:39
i know it's i know it sounds dumb
111:42
but listen there's only like two colors
111:45
that are acceptable
111:47
for lips in my opinion there is like
111:52
there is like red and pink and then any
111:54
shade in between you can go a little bit
111:56
both ways
111:57
but if it's describable like ready or
112:00
pinky
112:02
then that's what is acceptable in my
112:04
opinion
112:06
and do not call me an egg for that okay
112:10
for me that's all i like to wear you are
112:13
some stuff looks great on other people
112:16
black lipstick look lovely on other
112:18
people i've seen blue lipstick look good
112:19
on other people didn't [ __ ]
112:21
uh monica rambo have like a really ex
112:24
almost really similar to this outfit
112:26
in one division she looked great like
112:28
that
112:29
uh monika
112:34
i want to see one division or gloss i
112:38
guess
112:39
one of my ex's rocked purple lipstick
112:42
helps
112:42
she had the eye shadow and hair dyed to
112:44
match
112:45
and i don't think she ever wore blue
112:47
even she didn't know she didn't wear
112:48
blue
112:48
uh she had a share a similar-ish thing
112:50
but it was like a
112:52
50-60 sort of thing but wasn't that oh
112:54
well
112:55
uh i'm remembering wrong she did have a
112:57
good blue outfit though
112:58
anyway uh black lipstick
113:01
uh it's not for me dude i'm not a gothy
113:04
sort of sort of guy
113:05
you know what i mean i don't know it's
113:08
it's my personal preference that's
113:10
that's what is acceptable for me
113:13
super villain is not who you think in
113:15
one division i guess so
113:17
the last three episodes the last two
113:19
episodes it episode six and onwards were
113:22
a bit
113:22
for me i think one division is perfectly
113:25
enjoyable if you don't watch the finale
113:29
or you don't watch the big dude it was
113:31
such a good story i have my gripes about
113:34
one division okay i know loads of people
113:35
love it but
113:37
how would they do my boy quicksilver
113:40
like that bro
113:41
ah i'm not spoiling it but like [ __ ]
113:43
it's not even the sh ah
113:46
can we all just be uh a against what
113:49
they did to that poor that poor poor boy
113:57
boner dude dude the whole [ __ ]
114:02
ah
114:06
reduced him to a boner joke
114:09
[ __ ] god damn it
114:12
i want to talk about it okay hold on
114:14
mute the stream for like listen if you
114:16
care about spoilers for one division
114:18
mute the stream i i'm telling you now
114:20
i'm giving you ample time
114:22
mute the stream for 10 seconds five
114:25
seconds
114:25
and i'm done just keep it muted okay i'm
114:28
gonna go like this and when my fingers
114:29
down
114:30
unmute okay if you care about the
114:32
spoilers
114:33
okay when my finger is down i'm done
114:37
how would they do my boy quicksilver
114:39
like that though
114:41
dude okay listen my boy quicksilver's
114:45
never gonna be in the mcu
114:47
how [ __ ] how much does that kill you
114:50
it's the worst [ __ ] i am so pissed off
114:53
about that
114:54
that it will legitimately like my
114:57
favorite character
114:58
and is reduced to a boner joke i'm gonna
115:00
[ __ ] kill
115:01
the writer of the show said sorry the
115:04
last episode might be a disappointment
115:07
done now hey welcome back i didn't say
115:09
anything bad about the show it's great
115:11
rose is not gothi but she is girthy
115:16
it's a great show with no flaws
115:21
rose is not gothy she is girly okay i
115:24
know you got listen i know you guys will
115:26
spam egg
115:27
but yes okay my favorite colors to wear
115:30
as lipstick are a little bit more girly
115:32
okay she's girthy fair but it reminds me
115:35
of this point my favorite colors to wear
115:36
is lipstick or a little bit more
115:39
but i am also chunker dude i'm a big
115:42
manly man i got the muscles to back it
115:44
up the girth is real
115:47
in more ways than one
115:50
don't spam egg it's fine okay
115:56
i have so many cookbooks oh that looked
115:58
good
116:00
diet cookbook for beginners
116:06
it's just everything on toast can you
116:08
tell it's just
116:09
for beginners it's just all on toast
116:12
also if you're gonna try and lose weight
116:14
don't you not eat
116:15
toast isn't that a really big thing
116:18
or cream cheese on toast and mozzarella
116:22
on toast
116:23
isn't that like isn't that how you gain
116:26
weight
116:28
with toast with lots of bread
116:32
anyway it's a big book though thanks
116:35
alex oh wow this has no pictures
116:38
i can't read this it has no pictures
116:41
cookies i swear to god this is not a
116:44
diet book
116:45
the random page i went to cookies
116:50
dude this is all one [ __ ] thing dude
116:53
easy i'm still going
117:01
easy that was one everything i was
117:04
scrolling through
117:06
scrolling everything i was turning
117:08
through was one recipe
117:11
what the [ __ ] this is not easy or good
117:16
this is bad plant-based but it said meat
117:19
though oh
117:19
[ __ ] god anyway anyway
117:23
anyway why so plain i don't it's just
117:25
straight up like a cookbook i mean [ __ ]
117:27
french toast is better it's really good
117:29
for losing weight french toast
117:31
i don't there was a thing in here oh
117:38
careful opening a gift from me can't
117:39
tell you why
117:41
yes here i sent you this i sent you the
117:42
slim fast can you
117:44
uh can you let me dm you on discord come
117:46
out from alexander from alexander
117:47
fair enough i mean i i mean yeah i've
117:50
just basically turned off dms from
117:52
everyone because like
117:53
uh i i was missing i was missing like
117:56
really important dms because someone was
117:57
asking me what color my toes were that
117:59
day
118:00
so you know ah
118:04
okay oh there we go we got through it
118:08
bonum boner massive ah
118:11
dude what is this
118:15
what is it doesn't say anything wait
118:18
hold on are these [ __ ]
118:22
oh my god oh
118:28
oh my god they're pajamas and they're
118:30
made of [ __ ] good [ __ ]
118:32
they don't even smell bad they're
118:34
pajamas baby
118:37
it just says the rabbit on it i guess
118:40
their their
118:40
pink silk though which is questionable
118:47
[ __ ] oh my god listen list
118:50
i know you know that my weakness is
118:51
pajamas i'm gonna wear them
118:55
that's the thing if there's a clean pair
118:58
of pajamas around i'm gonna wear them
119:01
if you send me something that's in
119:03
pajama form there's a 100 chance that i
119:06
will be wearing it at some point in the
119:07
future
119:08
all the rabbit the jessica rabbit
119:12
that's good [ __ ] okay hold on
119:15
the only thing i can tell from this is
119:16
the it says
119:18
the value is one dollar whatever's in
119:21
here is exactly equal to one u.s dollar
119:25
and we'll see how good the quality is
119:31
is it pajamas is it pajamas again
119:35
i feel like this is more pajamas i have
119:38
so many
119:41
no wait is it they're [ __ ] booty
119:44
shorts
119:51
i don't even smell bad they feel good
119:53
too they feel good too
119:55
they don't oh dude they actually feel
119:57
kind of good
119:59
i'm gonna wear them i know i'm gonna
120:02
wear them i'm not gonna wear them on
120:03
camera but i'm gonna wear them
120:06
and i know i am because i'm a goddamn
120:07
imbecile
120:09
i if it's in again if it's in comfy form
120:11
i'm gonna wear it
120:16
knife safety kids
120:23
that's kind of funny i know before i'm
120:24
looking at chap
120:26
what i just did is gonna get the
120:27
reaction of either
120:29
finn you're an idiot that's dangerous or
120:31
god damn that was hot
120:36
damn that was hot pepper folks egg clip
120:39
that
120:40
um scared
120:45
i knew it is this more pajamas
120:48
okay i'm gonna stop telling you to buy
120:50
me pajamas the last three packages have
120:52
all been pajamas
120:54
this has got to be pajamas it looks like
120:56
pajamas
120:57
it feels like pajamas but it's got lace
120:59
on it
121:01
wait is this a dress
121:05
oh [ __ ] it's just a mega
121:08
mega pink dress with
121:14
what is this
121:17
with a thing on it i guess um
121:21
you know what it is but either way pink
121:24
ass dress
121:24
that's my dude pink ass dress very pink
121:27
ass dress
121:29
omega straight dress
121:34
pink ass dress everything's like shiny
121:36
and pink
121:38
something's telling me you guys have a
121:40
favorite
121:41
that's very pink oh yeah
121:44
oh that's gross that's that's gross
121:49
i had got my packaging on my there you
121:51
go it's clean now i got packaging on my
121:53
egg yolk
121:56
what's your pronouns but i don't offend
121:57
you you're not gonna offend me with
121:59
pronouns
122:00
you can i i genuinely don't care
122:04
but it's he him but you won't offend me
122:07
either way
122:14
there's not many things anyone could say
122:15
to offend me pronouns are definitely not
122:17
one
122:17
what is this help me this is a [ __ ]
122:21
weird shirt material okay a normal shirt
122:25
but my god that's a weird shirt material
122:30
it's like
122:34
what is that it's like it feels wet but
122:38
also dry
122:43
like it's what [ __ ] material is this
122:48
somehow it makes my hands feel dry it's
122:51
like jersey material
122:54
kind of but not workout material
122:58
what
123:02
this cuteness is overwhelming
123:05
it's something lycra is that what it
123:08
might be it's just really thick
123:12
i can't tell if this would feel really
123:14
good to wear or
123:15
terrible but like somehow my hands feel
123:18
dry now
123:19
polyester is that what that is i don't
123:21
know enough about shirts
123:22
but it is light nylon ah it's not oh
123:25
[ __ ] i don't know
123:26
it doesn't feel like tights feel
123:30
i don't know jersey
123:34
material i don't know check tag it
123:36
doesn't say it just says washings thing
123:39
what is it say anything just to wash it
123:43
30 degrees
123:44
it's like a printed on thing by the way
123:46
i don't know why i much prefer these
123:48
though wait what the [ __ ]
123:49
wait
123:53
it's different on the inside than the
123:56
outside
124:01
oh this is so weird don't worry anyway
124:05
can we talk about something real quick
124:06
this is not an issue for anyone besides
124:08
me
124:09
dude these are so much better why does
124:12
no one just print their tags on stuff
124:14
like this is very clearly like not a
124:16
super expensive shirt
124:18
but like it's so much better i rip the
124:22
tags off of
124:23
every single thing why don't everyone do
124:26
that
124:27
it can't cost much they wash on off
124:30
after a while
124:30
i don't give a [ __ ] dude
124:34
printed tags feel sticky and weird
124:36
though no they don't
124:38
okay listen it would be fine if the tags
124:40
that people printed stuff in were a good
124:42
quality material but they're not
124:44
they're like they're like [ __ ] what a
124:46
bag of potatoes made out of they're like
124:48
the most scratchy
124:50
[ __ ] awful material ever they're not
124:53
soft at all and they just
124:54
[ __ ] rubbing you like right now i can
124:57
feel this tag in this
124:59
right every shirt i own i can i i would
125:02
say i could feel the tag in my
125:03
in my juggers but i ripped them out i
125:06
come i ripped it out
125:07
i don't care if it damages the thing
125:09
either i just tear them
125:12
i don't know why people do that i don't
125:14
know why
125:16
ah they cause an unstoppable itch is
125:19
that
125:20
dude oh i'm so glad that people [ __ ]
125:22
are on my side with this one they're the
125:24
worst
125:25
they scratch your back and they're made
125:26
of like annoying paper they are the
125:28
[ __ ]
125:28
worst i'm trying to get it so where um
125:31
so where
125:32
my like if when i oh on merch
125:35
maybe maybe who knows if finn's working
125:38
on merch
125:39
ah the guy i'm working with to do it
125:43
good friend of mine um i'm doing it
125:46
it's going to be it's going to happen at
125:49
some point
125:50
um it's going to be printed on tags i i
125:52
cause i want to wear them without
125:54
damaging it by ripping
125:55
or cutting them out i always cut them
125:57
out if it's a good quality thing
125:59
but if it's cheap i just rip them do you
126:01
have a balasang trainer i do
126:03
actually like right here um
126:06
under my eggs i think yep ah right under
126:09
my eggs
126:21
on my way to [ __ ] you [ __ ] uh
126:27
good [ __ ] i can't do any like insane
126:30
tricks with them but
126:31
like that's still the best one i've got
126:33
is this
126:35
that's not bad is it i i can do this
126:37
forever
126:39
this is pretty good i like this
126:42
pretty so that the other package will
126:45
arrive in late april early may
126:47
okay oh well that's fine i'll be doing
126:49
gold month by then
126:51
that's a turn on oh it should be more
126:53
people should have this [ __ ] as a turn
126:55
on
126:55
this is my this is my favorite thing
126:59
very cool very cool
127:02
uh just my hair again i don't look nuts
127:07
there we go get more package got any
127:09
more packages i have
127:11
one i have one more ah
127:14
this my last one i'm gonna go and guess
127:17
this is a dress
127:18
i'm gonna guess this is a dress you know
127:21
what's really [ __ ] nutty
127:23
you can just straight up like buy like
127:25
so this is like a fake
127:27
uh ballast it's not a real butterfly
127:29
knife right like it's it's all like
127:31
watch
127:32
like it's it's there's no blade on this
127:36
so you can straight up by like they
127:40
don't check the knives they don't know
127:41
their laws
127:42
like half the time they'll just get
127:44
seized for no reason
127:45
like this one completely normal life
127:48
actually got caught up at customs coming
127:49
in from america
127:51
and it got caught up with customs and
127:52
they never gave it me but i emailed them
127:54
and i said hey give me this
127:56
because this is the law you just broke
127:58
and this is why it's legal
127:59
they for some reason i don't know but
128:01
either way they gave me back the thing
128:02
and now i get to keep it but
128:05
let me just make sure okay good um but
128:08
yeah
128:09
other times they just come straight
128:12
through
128:13
i don't think they check every single
128:15
box
128:17
and they definitely don't know the knife
128:19
laws so you can just straight up if you
128:21
order it from china you can just get
128:22
[ __ ] anything probably besides like
128:25
firearms but
128:26
you just can it's weird going to [ __ ]
128:29
alibaba or dhgate
128:32
all right i i think i was right that
128:36
this is a dream oh i was so right i knew
128:38
it
128:38
i knew it's a dress oh [ __ ] now this
128:42
this is [ __ ] what is this 50s 70s
128:46
this is like what is this this is such
128:49
an autumn i saw this exact dress when i
128:51
was googling
128:53
this is insanely 50s or 60 trying to
128:56
concentrate on what you're saying but i
128:58
keep getting distracted by the pokey
129:01
goddamn nips but
129:05
the pokey knives oh nips
129:08
where pile we'll wear that which i don't
129:11
know what you're talking about
129:14
we don't we don't talk about them here
129:17
they don't exist i can't fix it
129:22
besides buying a new bra and i don't
129:24
want to buy a new bra
129:25
because this one fits
129:29
i want to buy a padded bra i feel like
129:31
that's when i lose
129:35
i've lost all manhood the second i have
129:37
to search on amazon padded bra
129:46
there you are just stand god damn it
129:53
it makes me look so wide though because
129:55
my it's like my hips are down here
129:57
like it looks so much better like that
129:59
but it doesn't the dress isn't made in
130:01
the right [ __ ] way
130:02
anyway you haven't lost it yet no
130:06
it's this where the waste is here is
130:08
like my channel in the industry
130:09
only 50 of all freight coming into the
130:11
uk is screened
130:14
oh the uk especially if it travels by
130:17
cheaper couriers like
130:18
dpd and displays always by dp yeah
130:22
that's nuts dpd is the only one most
130:24
chinese stuff ships with because they
130:26
all want to do free shipping from china
130:28
which is nuts by the way because like
130:30
normal shipping for america cost like 50
130:32
bucks
130:33
so from china holy [ __ ] uh
130:36
what size you need i got you wait for
130:39
what oh [ __ ] what are we on about
130:40
the dragon i'm dressed 12 like 12.
130:44
dress size like 12. am i dumb what are
130:46
we talking about brah
130:47
oh god um i am
130:52
the only way i'm gonna be able to tell
130:53
is if i find this bra
130:55
on my searches uh
131:00
this one is a 36c
131:05
so there we go that's my bra size
131:09
i wear it on the tightest setting there
131:10
so i might actually be um
131:13
less than 36 34 36c i think that's how
131:16
that works
131:18
there should have been a mini cannon
131:20
delivered on the 6th of march
131:23
did that show up and i've missed it or
131:25
is it last
131:26
somewhere uh
131:33
i don't know
131:37
i don't know i don't have it
131:40
but that sounds unbelievably cool and i
131:43
really want it now that you've said it
131:46
[ __ ] you cut off the nips you got knives
131:49
thank you larry
131:50
could do a cannon i want [ __ ] cannon
131:53
do you have an amazon wishlist
131:55
no because i mean i do but the only
131:58
problem is i don't
131:59
the only problem is i don't really know
132:02
how to set them up
132:03
and uh your list the only thing
132:06
that would be in there would be
132:10
a uh
132:14
yeah no the only thing that's in my list
132:15
is the rtx 3090
132:18
god damn i want that thing i re i saw
132:20
linus tech tips video on it though
132:22
and genuinely he says that there's not
132:24
gonna be any in
132:25
in full supply until like next year
132:29
like it's probably you're probably not
132:31
gonna get one until next year
132:32
so if it comes on the market at a good
132:34
price
132:36
get it because you probably really won't
132:38
get it until next year
132:40
that's awful idk what to say so
132:43
you're cool thank you
132:48
safety i can see the busk of the corset
132:53
through your dress you need a small
132:54
satin camisole to
132:57
help cover the lines of the corset
133:01
yeah yeah i do
133:05
it's scary [ __ ] dude dude
133:08
right away was um hi carl
133:12
oh [ __ ] carl better not be in here
133:16
oh my god that was [ __ ] terrifying
133:19
my god he better not be in here okay um
133:23
but yeah yeah i need to get one yeah
133:27
i know i need to otherwise you can tell
133:29
i haven't thought about it though
133:31
i've got one underneath it but i haven't
133:34
i don't know too many layers are going
133:35
to make me [ __ ]
133:36
too warm way too warm be
133:40
car get out of here who is carl do you
133:42
mean carl jacobs that'd be terrifying if
133:44
carl was in here
133:45
but if not
133:49
we're solid we're good we're good we're
133:51
solid you know the rtx 390 the only the
133:53
best price i've seen
133:54
on on amazon or anywhere else has been
133:58
two thousand
133:59
two hundred pounds like
134:02
okay the rtx 39 founders edition
134:05
i looked yesterday and there were seven
134:08
results
134:09
all above 2500 pounds and now there's
134:12
one left and it's two thousand six
134:14
hundred
134:16
that is nuts scalpers are like genuinely
134:19
getting their money yeah
134:20
that is crazy demo oh [ __ ] it thank you
134:25
and yeah you can like if you if i do
134:26
that you can tell the corset there
134:28
but without you you can't really tell
134:31
besides like the button
134:35
i'm guessing that's what you meant by
134:38
busk
134:41
i am uh
134:44
i was lucky enough to get a 30 60 ti for
134:47
370 pounds
134:49
okay let's see what that is now on
134:50
amazon through uh 360 ti
134:54
all right let's see what it's worth now
134:57
1100 what a profit you could have made
135:00
oh man dude oh that [ __ ] hurts me
135:04
i really wanted the rtx 3090 founders
135:06
edition though
135:08
or just the rdx 3090 i wanted to get a
135:10
uh
135:14
hurts me dude it hurts me so badly i i
135:18
even ordered one i got one for like
135:20
almost market value and then it never
135:22
came
135:23
i had to get a refund msrp 1500
135:27
for the authority that is not what it is
135:29
now
135:30
oh my god and these like dude okay
135:32
listen overclockers uk
135:34
you're a great company right love you
135:35
today i got my computer from you
135:38
originally and then it didn't [ __ ]
135:39
work
135:39
um but maybe set up a amazon wishlist of
135:44
your preferred makeup like concealer or
135:46
mascara or
135:48
um
135:51
i don't really need any though i i
135:53
honestly makeup's not like mega
135:55
expensive when you don't use it
135:56
too much i mean today i don't use it too
135:58
much for me
135:59
uh my brother ordered one and uh bank
136:02
cancelled it
136:04
oh no oh wait no what wait oh hold on it
136:08
has a good ending
136:09
[ __ ] oh my god by the way thank you
136:10
for the thanks for that for the subs
136:12
boys
136:13
my brother ordered one and the bank
136:14
canceled it the order because they
136:16
thought it was fraud but the store
136:17
thought they got the money so the my
136:19
brother got a 39 for free
136:22
i'll buy it for him buy it from him from
136:24
1 500
136:25
msrp your hair looks nice would you do
136:30
vr
136:30
stuffing girl month yeah i dude i really
136:34
want to do vr stuff
136:35
really really want to do vlc uh linus
136:37
currently has a program for his
136:39
followers we have a chance to buying it
136:40
uh 60 70 80 for their normal sale price
136:44
i don't want that i want the 30 90. it's
136:46
the only one i want
136:47
i've already got a 2080 ti and if i'm
136:49
not getting the 39 it's
136:50
not a giant upgrade i really want it
136:52
though i
136:53
really really want it people are just
136:55
buying them or it's not
136:59
three qs6051032 six nine gb if you find
137:01
it
137:02
if not i've sent you another one
137:04
hopefully in time for your birthday
137:07
oh the um okay like that is that the
137:10
mailing thing okay i'll try i'll try and
137:12
see i'll
137:13
who did you send it with because i can
137:14
look him up if it's something jack hey
137:16
jack [ __ ] that
137:17
nice jack thank you jack you're a new
137:20
guy you're a new guy
137:21
what do you want a 39 do you play
137:23
minecraft at 500 fps
137:24
no i want it for vr i want it for vr
137:27
because for some [ __ ] rootless and
137:29
computer people of chat
137:31
you probably will be able to uh tell me
137:32
about this
137:34
that oh no they're all overkill for
137:36
minecraft
137:37
uh okay here's what i want to do i want
137:40
to play uh okay here's what happens on
137:43
blade and sorcery specifically every
137:45
other game runs pretty okay
137:47
on blatant sorcery as soon as there's
137:50
three people on the screen
137:52
the game runs at 20 fps which makes you
137:54
throw up
137:55
in slo-mo though it works fine
137:58
in slow-mo 144 fps with the index right
138:02
but oh damn without it it's like 40 fps
138:06
or less hey danny thank you danny
138:09
[ __ ] thanks for the [ __ ]
138:11
what's up danny the game is badly
138:13
optimized yeah but i still want to be
138:15
able to run it
138:16
i don't know if it's a graphics card
138:17
thing i don't know if it's a ram thing
138:19
my first thought was ram mode so
138:21
cinderella
138:22
i don't know so
138:26
38 he's fine except for cyberpunk on
138:27
lowest settings uh
138:30
hey sorry roll [ __ ] shreya
138:33
[ __ ] thank you thank you winters i'm
138:36
never gonna be able to get it
138:38
thanks dude thank you thank you very
138:40
nice of you
138:41
oh thanks for the thousand bits i'm just
138:43
saying thanks all the time thank you
138:44
though how much ram do you have
138:45
64 gigs it shouldn't be an issue
138:50
and my my ram is i have 64 gigabytes and
138:53
it's clocked
138:54
at 3 600 megahertz ram
138:57
should not be an issue this pc was my
139:01
ball and out pc
139:02
my cpu is a 24 core it's the ryzen
139:05
threadripper 39
139:08
3960x 24 core processor
139:10
usually at like four gigahertz it's a
139:13
damn good pc
139:15
you can go into steamvr settings oh no
139:18
oh yeah but you can't
139:19
turn on the i don't want to turn that on
139:20
refresh right
139:22
refresh rate good uh also it doesn't
139:24
matter the refresh rate at any uh
139:26
anything it the fps goes to like 30 it's
139:29
nuts
139:30
do you get motion sickness in vr no only
139:33
if i'm at like 20 fps
139:36
thanks you're tier three subbed as well
139:40
all time flies you will never go on here
139:41
right yeah [ __ ] thanks for being a
139:43
tier three sub for three months dude
139:44
that's nuts
139:45
thank you a lot
139:50
just saw one for over three 000
139:54
oh yeah no no that's that the one i just
139:57
said on amazon the only one you can buy
140:00
right now
140:00
at 2 600 pounds that's three and a half
140:04
thousand dollars
140:06
that's the only one on amazon there's
140:08
one on amazon
140:10
and all of them that i've seen have sold
140:12
for 2500 which is like 3
140:14
000. four hundred so
140:18
yeah no it's it's insane it's absolutely
140:21
nuts
140:24
i don't know why oh [ __ ] hey
140:27
katie thanks for the sub skating sorry
140:31
we're doing nerd talk about gpus right
140:33
now dude thank you
140:35
oh my god i always [ __ ] say dude
140:37
though i get everyone's pronouns wrong
140:39
every time
140:40
thanks katie you're awesome
140:43
uh the game seems to be locked to two
140:45
cause
140:46
it's not locked there's no [ __ ] way
140:50
the blade and sorcery for vr is locked
140:52
at two cores
140:54
it's not tell me you just lied to me
141:02
no way
141:05
blade and sorcery's old it's not locked
141:07
at two cores
141:08
i'm gonna google that there's no way a
141:10
game made for vr
141:14
is locked at two cores
141:19
uh i can't
141:23
i don't think it is they recommend a
141:26
four
141:26
course together strong so i don't know
141:29
oh [ __ ] yeah hey dude thank you
141:32
oh yeah like dude i call everyone dude
141:37
too
141:38
thanks for the ten dollars oh [ __ ]
141:40
thanks for the 15 000 bits
141:42
face it bro you're too gorgeous to ever
141:44
be a manly man you're our princess now
141:45
and forever
141:46
no i'm a manly man dude i'm a
141:50
finster muscle
141:56
oh dude there's so many pictures of me
141:58
flexing look at this [ __ ]
142:00
look at me here oh okay that's in a fan
142:02
of it but still look at that [ __ ] i got
142:04
boys dude like muscles bro look at me go
142:09
look at me go dude okay tell me i've
142:11
never looked like
142:12
more accidentally buff than that that's
142:15
the best
142:17
dude your boy got muscles on me bro your
142:20
boy got
142:21
muscles dude i'm good at this [ __ ]
142:24
the manliest man the manliest man
142:36
meme review so this is there's a seagull
142:39
right
142:39
she does all these sorts of things cute
142:41
stuff unboxing plays minecraft and all
142:43
and now here's the catch now here's the
142:46
cat it's actually a guy called finn
142:49
it's my favorite oh [ __ ] how do i move
142:51
my goddamn face gap there we go
142:53
i'm going to be back over here i think
142:57
there we go hot effect the manliest man
143:01
said while looking hotter than most
143:02
girls
143:07
still can't wing i just still can't
143:10
[ __ ]
143:10
wink though ugh
143:19
will you put on the latex dress again in
143:21
goldman maybe
143:22
i mean it wasn't as bad as i thought it
143:24
was gonna be
143:26
but taking it off made me realize how
143:28
[ __ ]
143:29
tight it is and like um like you have to
143:32
peel that thing off it is
143:34
very i don't know
143:37
it's not great
143:41
one more the donation goal be get uh get
143:44
bob implants
143:45
never i will never be that what happened
143:48
to the latex dress and the skyrocket
143:50
seven
143:50
seven inch that is a low estimate boots
143:53
i've got them they're in my bedroom i've
143:55
still got those boots
143:56
they're they're they're [ __ ] big dude
143:58
i've got them
144:00
uh the latex the latex dress is still
144:02
around i don't know i think it's still
144:03
in the wardrobe somewhere i you know i
144:05
don't know where it is hang up in the
144:06
wardrobe
144:07
i've got it though did he get his ears
144:09
pissed no these are clip-on earrings
144:10
because i'm smart
144:12
um i will at some point get my ears
144:14
pierced though
144:23
i don't care if this makes you mad it's
144:25
my preferred way to eat creme egg i just
144:28
go like this
144:34
you were saying
144:40
ah can you get banned i'm not getting
144:42
banned with this
144:43
it's a knife i don't do this [ __ ] i'm
144:45
not hurting myself
144:47
this is just use of a utensil
144:51
okay uh rosa would cost me more than it
144:54
rose said it would cost
144:55
100 million to do
144:58
grs uh
145:03
uh i'm guessing that's a surgery term
145:09
is that boob is that bob implants that
145:12
they would do
145:14
i mean
145:17
but no uh yeah no i i don't think that's
145:21
ever going to happen i don't think
145:22
gender reassignment so i go i got it
145:24
wait gender reassignment
145:26
you need surgery for that well you can
145:28
just like change that sex recite
145:30
ah wait i get it no more pp
145:33
no i want to keep that pp it will cost
145:36
me a hell of a lot of money to
145:38
to not keep that pp so i don't know
145:42
i think a hundred million dollars is
145:43
right on the line of fair
145:48
anyway finn likes peepee i like mine
145:52
i like to keep it yeah uh you would say
145:56
you like the poo
145:56
stop stop stop
146:00
is it so called gender affirmation
146:01
surgery too i'm sure it is
146:03
in all fairness that's probably a better
146:05
term for it but
146:08
[ __ ] went straight down my throat dude
146:09
not the knife the [ __ ] egg
146:11
um affirmation confirmation
146:15
same thing i don't know okay
146:22
oh okay now everyone's talking about
146:24
surgery
146:26
one million dollars for a boob job ever
146:28
hear about that
146:30
bob imprints on a dare yeah i did i know
146:34
i even know
146:35
because people have brought that guy up
146:36
so much that i even it cost him a
146:38
hundred thousand dollars
146:39
his friends his friends dared him to get
146:42
them
146:43
i think he just was i don't even think
146:44
of like a month right
146:46
to get uh to get implants for a hundred
146:49
thousand dollars
146:51
now listen a hundred thousand
146:55
is is low it it is kinda low
146:59
and the the thing was was that he kept
147:01
them
147:02
which further proves my point 100k
147:06
is low you'd want to have you you'd have
147:08
to want them to do that now called
147:10
gender affirmation surgery
147:12
okay your boy was right um
147:16
mary marry a male billionaire
147:21
i'd well my four-year-old niece would be
147:23
jealous of that dress
147:25
i'd do that she'd call it i'd go go for
147:27
a billion dollars
147:32
i'd 100 marry a guy for a billion
147:34
dollars i don't think anyone that says
147:36
otherwise is telling the truth
147:40
gold digger yes i mean it just says
147:44
marry
147:44
i'll still cheat
147:48
i'll cheat on my i will cheat on my i'm
147:51
a bad person because i will cheat on my
147:53
um
147:54
my uh fantasy billionaire guy
147:57
on elon musk i'm so sorry he would need
148:01
a billion in
148:02
active cash that he can just give me
148:03
whenever though you know what i mean
148:05
sugar daddy i was gonna do a video on
148:07
the finn channel of like doing like a
148:09
joke video
148:10
where i'd like [ __ ] around with the on
148:12
the on the websites where you get like
148:13
sugar daddies and [ __ ] but i realized
148:16
that would be kind of mean
148:17
as jokes aside i don't want to [ __ ]
148:20
around when it comes to like
148:21
other people's money um because like you
148:24
imagine like you pay this
148:25
you pay this girl you know whatever and
148:28
then um
148:29
it turns out it wasn't what you know you
148:32
turned out is literally a scam
148:34
seems a bit wrong you know so i never
148:37
did the video on it even though it would
148:38
be kind of funny
148:39
to do like uh you know to [ __ ] around
148:41
with sugar daddies and get myself a
148:43
sugar daddy
148:43
i didn't do it uh because you know
148:47
could have though could have
148:51
or if it was like a sugar that was into
148:53
this then that's not really a good video
148:56
so i don't know uh it's not really like
149:00
a big like
149:01
reveal they'd be like yeah hold on
149:04
you're a guy
149:05
and then they just go they give you more
149:08
they give you more
149:10
it's not much i wouldn't do it for a
149:12
billion dollars
149:14
you're insane you're insane that you
149:17
wouldn't just
149:18
sign a document saying you're married
149:19
for one billion dollars
149:22
you should get lip fillers for gold
149:23
month that feels like it's a lot
149:25
longer lasting than than a month so
149:28
no
149:33
i don't believe i that that would be a
149:35
good idea
149:37
back when i didn't know what the [ __ ]
149:38
they were i think there used to be a
149:40
donor goal
149:40
and i i didn't do them because bad idea
149:44
lip fillers don't look good sometimes
149:47
they do
149:49
there's uh you don't want to [ __ ] around
149:51
with people's money
149:52
you don't want to [ __ ] around with
149:54
people's money accept it when it's our
149:55
money
149:58
thanks for the 25 dollars well i
150:01
wouldn't want to scam you
150:02
i'd feel unironically i'd feel genuinely
150:05
terrible if like um
150:07
if i if i if i did like let's say we did
150:09
a goal and i just went ah we're not
150:11
doing that i changed my mind
150:12
uh that's why they're all like planned
150:14
things they're all gonna they're
150:15
everything that we've done is gonna
150:16
happen but i i
150:18
[ __ ] that a bit i feel like i'd be a
150:20
bit of an [ __ ] if i'd
150:21
if i uh genuinely scammed you instead of
150:24
like a small thing
150:25
but
150:30
decorate bedroom girly it's happening
150:33
uh you need soft pink lipstick to
150:36
complete the outfit you know what i'm
150:37
with you there and i don't have any
150:39
uh i need like lipstick that's like
150:41
almost like this middle bit of my lips
150:43
that's
150:43
like just like light pink lipstick
150:46
that's what i want
150:47
that's what i think i should get
150:51
uh yeah i think i think i'll look on
150:55
amazon for that
150:56
[ __ ] [ __ ] uh [ __ ] what shade i mean
150:59
amazon dude
151:00
it's not really the best site to get
151:02
[ __ ] from but still it's
151:04
it's on prime dude um
151:08
i'll trust it if it's from a brand that
151:09
i know of
151:13
what is this i honestly don't know if
151:15
this is allowed but the health risks and
151:16
stuff could
151:17
uh that could [ __ ] me up after surgery
151:19
i'm totally thinking of just keeping the
151:20
doota
151:23
and just accept i'm a sexy swiss army
151:25
knife at this point
151:26
dude i mean it depends right
151:30
because if it's not going to [ __ ] you up
151:31
mentally then do whatever the [ __ ] you
151:34
want
151:34
to zero right now there's clearly a
151:36
market for it
151:40
so i don't know dude do whatever makes
151:43
you happy
151:44
you know i think also
151:48
i i'm friends with someone that is
151:50
aiming to get that surgery
151:52
um and they've they work in the field of
151:54
like science too and they said like
151:56
science the science behind it's like
151:58
constantly [ __ ] evolving so
152:01
you know there's probably a chance if
152:02
you wait [ __ ] there's probably a
152:04
chance for like
152:05
really good [ __ ] to happen tommy and it
152:06
has a 30-90 i'm gonna have goddamn
152:08
i'm gonna die i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm
152:10
gonna uninstall this game called life
152:12
i ah god damn it why does he have one
152:15
don't
152:18
the only way you can get them i think is
152:20
to like buy a fully done pc from a
152:21
manufacturer that already has one
152:25
want it dude i want it dude i want it
152:29
[Music]
152:32
a selection ear piercing paint bedroom
152:35
pink
152:36
decorate bedroom girly closet shopping
152:39
as a girl
152:40
voice sleepover stream redo three months
152:44
bobs
152:44
okay the three months bob's that's
152:46
happening um
152:48
sleepover stream you you personally
152:50
scheduled it for a different point
152:51
sleepover stream i've done it though i
152:53
don't i didn't ever say i wanted to redo
152:55
it
152:55
you guys just got it in your head that
152:57
you're like
152:59
it's happening i didn't ever say it was
153:00
happening i did it
153:02
and you just didn't like it i guess i
153:04
don't know uh finkan looks like a fairy
153:06
godmother i mean i'm still down to do it
153:08
i i guess
153:09
if we find something good to watch that
153:11
won't get like cop
153:12
i'm down to get in some pajamas at
153:14
[ __ ] i'm down to
153:16
i'm down to wear some of these pajamas
153:17
and just watch youtube videos with you
153:19
i'm down ordering some
153:21
goddamn some dominoes i'm down dude that
153:23
sounds kind of fun
153:25
but i'll paint my nails and [ __ ] that
153:27
takes like three hours
153:28
um
153:33
um i'm trying to find some decent
153:34
lipstick too
153:36
hope wait i hope the scent is zero now
153:40
it is well done
153:44
now we can get back to getting a new 69
153:46
on the board
153:48
all right i don't know which one to get
153:50
do you guys have a brand that you like
153:52
i'm trying to find a good one for like a
153:56
light pink
153:56
lipstick sort of thing i don't want like
154:00
hyper [ __ ] baby pink yeah
154:03
but how about taking chat
154:05
recommendations on the reddit fairly
154:07
soon for good
154:08
sites for clothes and accessories other
154:11
than on amazon
154:13
also use your prime to subscribe to this
154:16
pep ago for
154:17
free can you say hi to kailyn by the way
154:20
she will go ham
154:21
on twitter hi sweetie hey uh yeah
154:23
kayleen
154:24
every time i say something about kailyn
154:26
uh she
154:27
she knows that um she just tweets about
154:29
it which is very funny
154:30
hey caitlyn wait hold on let me let me
154:32
get my hair nice so you can so
154:34
because i know you're going to [ __ ]
154:35
clip it hey kalyn how you doing
154:37
uh lemon let me put this one in in like
154:40
a if it's your birthday
154:41
happy birthday i know it's not that was
154:42
the semi recently um
154:44
you know i've i hope you have a good day
154:46
hope you're having a good day kailyn
154:51
thanks for doing the lots of work on
154:52
twitter
154:56
one of my my that and um
154:59
i said jenna you know i don't know
155:02
those two they're um they're very
155:05
they're they they're
155:06
all always in my replies with good memes
155:09
so
155:10
decent
155:13
okay what's happened how does how does
155:16
he have titties
155:19
they um they grew overnight that's why
155:22
i'm doing this not a lot of people know
155:23
that
155:24
today's that was just this
155:28
oh god i'm on the reddit now what do you
155:30
mean reddit recommendations
155:32
uh oh wait there was a pin post wasn't
155:34
there link to close
155:36
okay uh
155:42
okay the first one i went on to is a is
155:44
a a bell princess one
155:46
it's a halloween outfit i don't know
155:48
seriously i want to take these
155:50
suggestions but that might have just
155:52
been a bad sample size
155:54
i don't know
156:01
okay
156:05
you're like a lizard with growing bulbs
156:06
yeah every you you take them off and
156:08
they immediately come back
156:11
uh you can make a new poster a month old
156:14
pin it
156:15
that's fine i mean
156:18
i do not know i do not know wow one of
156:22
the ones that i was
156:22
uh one of them ones is just called
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barbie pink do you think that's a decent
156:26
option
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i'll go get this one
156:30
i'm trying to find like a good one
156:32
though i don't know if i trust these
156:34
strange amazon brands
156:37
i guess like um if i've seen their
156:40
advert on tv i'll say that they're
156:42
trustworthy anyway
156:48
you look like someone out of the 1950s i
156:50
told you i do
156:52
it's the [ __ ] okay listen i take out
156:53
the earrings and i don't anymore
156:56
and like if i managed to do the hair in
156:58
a really specific way
156:59
and it's also the headband too
157:02
when i say like that it's the headband
157:04
as well yeah
157:06
i do the hair in a real specific way it
157:08
kind of does look like i've got the
157:10
dinner ready at home for my husband to
157:11
get home from the factory
157:13
you know what i mean i i get that vibe
157:16
what about lip gloss i have some
157:18
i mean i've got one shade
157:21
i've got lip gloss which means i never
157:23
need anything else um
157:25
yeah i see it yeah right so i mean and
157:28
he's gonna come home and i've made
157:29
meatloaf and [ __ ]
157:30
and he's gonna go why the [ __ ] do you
157:32
make meatloaf i don't like meatloaf
157:35
i'm a vegetarian don't know this woman
157:37
and i'll go oh silly me and then that's
157:39
that's it see that's my that's my dream
157:43
that's my dream world i think
157:48
that's that's that there it is okay i
157:50
think i found one that
157:51
might be good okay i think i found one
157:54
that might be good
157:54
i'm gonna grab this one uh
158:00
is this one good no this one's good okay
158:02
there we go dream world egg
158:06
i don't care do you call me egg or you
158:08
want
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uh this one's got good reviews
158:14
rocksaurus a ukyt and twitch has a
158:17
makeup
158:17
palette with revolution revolution
158:22
okay
158:25
maybe i should do a makeup pilot [ __ ]
158:27
how good would that be
158:29
that could be actually kind of good
158:34
that could be kind of good actually
158:39
uh yeah that could be kind of good
158:42
what if i did that would that be weird
158:45
what if i did that
158:46
that could be nifty so am i just buying
158:48
different lipsticks now
158:50
this one's got insanely good reviews
158:54
uh [ __ ] it we'll we'll go on a bit of a
158:57
spending spree because
158:59
i don't buy [ __ ] often and uh i feel
159:02
like you guys would enjoy it
159:06
if there's gonna be something i'm
159:07
spending money on that you guys would
159:08
approve of it's this
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okay
159:14
i think that's pretty much it okay [ __ ]
159:16
it i'm not gonna get uh
159:17
[ __ ] brown lipstick i don't think
159:19
doesn't seem like my vibe
159:24
okay amazon basket now there's like 10
159:28
things in here that i've been meaning to
159:30
get
159:31
oh and the [ __ ] i didn't order the
159:33
the cereal i want the cereal to
159:35
okay i'm ordering it there's
159:36
legitimately five lipsticks nope
159:41
yeah six lipsticks in here
159:44
huggers okay there we go bye now it's
159:47
it's spent
159:48
we've done it we've done it already okay
159:52
did you win son yes morning
159:56
there we go six hours down what no
159:58
[ __ ] six lipstick what
160:00
um i think thigh high boots with the
160:04
black four
160:05
faux leather rose honey welcome home
160:08
from the factory how do you like your
160:10
eggs in the morning hash cracked
160:16
is it so bad
160:20
buddy i feel like that's a completely
160:22
reasonable thing to want
160:27
it's part of the cosplay if i dress like
160:30
a
160:32
that's so sweet if i dress like a a um
160:35
anime like schoolgirl
160:38
you best believe my [ __ ] dream life
160:40
is going to be
160:41
getting up to go to school next morning
160:42
with my classmate that has superpowers
160:45
i mean what the [ __ ] isn't that kind of
160:47
cool
160:51
i like your knife thank you i always
160:52
sent it he's gonna stab his mouth no
160:55
how does the cream taste like liquid
160:57
sugar it's awesome
160:59
i'm like genuinely a bit more hyped up
161:00
now also i've been drinking game
161:03
gamer sups use code eagle at checkout
161:05
it's the best
161:06
there's just free [ __ ] on their website
161:07
did you know that click the link
161:09
genuinely i'm not even kidding there's
161:10
just free [ __ ]
161:14
has the free ship ran out yet has
161:16
everyone got the free samples and stuff
161:18
i don't know
161:23
you should have just get free samples
161:24
it's awesome there's a link if you
161:26
scroll down there's like a big thing
161:27
that says gamer subs
161:29
free [ __ ] right now oh i'm sorry any
161:31
more p.o box but either way they're out
161:33
they are really good
161:33
they're really really good the people
161:35
that would uh try them they're good
161:37
i like the [ __ ] my favorite one is
161:39
still the lemonade one by far
161:41
i don't know if it's like a flavor that
161:43
only i have access to though
161:45
uh let me see um gamer
161:48
sups i think it's called citrus lemonade
161:50
or something
161:52
lemonade yeah myself slow mo citrus
161:56
lemonade yeah it's the [ __ ] best
161:58
this [ __ ] this is like my this is my
162:00
guilty pleasure now it's such a good
162:02
drink
162:03
it's like zero calories keto friendly no
162:05
carbs and everything
162:06
it's nice it's the best one it genuinely
162:09
is this is the one i
162:10
endorse uh it's not the most popular one
162:13
but it's my favorite one it's so good
162:17
it's so good it just tastes like [ __ ]
162:19
lemonade dude it's nice
162:21
i don't know how no one looks lul
162:25
lemonade gross no you're wrong it's the
162:26
best one sugar isn't good for you
162:28
i don't think there's sugar in it yeah
162:30
there's no sugar in it hog
162:32
i mean there's sugar in this there's no
162:34
sugar in that
162:36
uh uh arara
162:39
does this mean something that i don't
162:41
know any more po boxes no
162:42
we've done the last p.o box package um
162:46
what the [ __ ] is our is that some anime
162:48
[ __ ]
162:50
is this some animation some weebs in
162:52
here oh god
163:06
some weeb [ __ ] dude what does this even
163:08
mean
163:10
what does it mean
163:13
does it mean something
163:19
does it mean something
163:26
oh my bad oh my
163:29
oh okay well
163:33
oh my what the [ __ ]
163:36
ah sweep [ __ ] god damn it
163:44
okay um anyway [ __ ] you know what i
163:48
wanna watch i wanna watch
163:53
hold hands that sounds a little nsfw
163:58
buddy
163:58
that sounds a little nsfw i don't know
164:02
i don't know about that one chief that
164:03
sounds a little weird champ you want to
164:04
hold hands that's a gross
164:06
weird champ oh my god that's disgusting
164:09
hold hands what a degenerate uh
164:14
what do your parents think about this
164:16
you know they don't care they i mean
164:18
they care
164:19
you know but you know they don't
164:20
actually mind they're like really good
164:22
with that
164:23
my my dad is especially supportive of it
164:26
uh he's pretty dope and my mom also
164:29
she's cool
164:30
i mean i none of them have really ever
164:31
brought it up in any like negative way
164:33
by far
164:34
so and they've helped me with it mostly
164:37
like uh
164:38
it's been the best pretty dope
164:42
still 998 followers oh [ __ ] god
164:46
i'm gonna be real annoyed if we hit a
164:47
million followers and it's all just bots
164:50
dude
164:51
ah damn dude oh this is gonna suck let's
164:54
find out
165:01
it might happen at some point hey follow
165:04
if you're not already
165:09
oh good okay anyway
165:12
what's up what's up boys let's talk
165:14
about anything else uh
165:19
here before one mill
165:22
have you seen the snyder cut yeah it's
165:23
really good i mean
165:25
personally i think i like it more than
165:27
like um
165:28
i think i like it more than the average
165:30
person uh
165:32
because i think most people just kind of
165:33
go ah it's it's a lot better
165:35
it's a lot better but like four hours is
165:37
a goddamn time commitment
165:39
and it is but it's really good i really
165:41
like it it's really nice
165:48
didn't feel like the four hours passed i
165:50
mean
165:52
it did kinda i mean like four hours is
165:56
enough time that you like you need to
165:57
kind of think about
165:58
what you're doing that day you know what
166:00
i mean
166:02
because you've gotta you know it's a
166:03
while i mean
166:05
it was it was really good cyborg story
166:07
was dope flash is
166:09
flat [ __ ] flash dude if you're a fan
166:11
of the flash which i am i
166:13
dude i oh flash is one of my top
166:17
ranked dude he's awesome uh i always
166:20
[ __ ] love that [ __ ] but
166:21
he's he does insanely good in this he
166:23
gets his fill
166:24
he gets his he gets his momentum robert
166:26
gonna help you paint the room
166:27
it's a good few moments probably
166:30
oh i'm doing a covert test later today
166:36
and then that's gonna see if we're able
166:37
to if i'm able to get go over to dinner
166:39
tomorrow
166:40
providing i pass which i will um
166:44
but ruby's all like ruby's all ruby's
166:46
all like oh we gotta follow the law finn
166:48
you can't just go over places with
166:51
coronavirus
166:52
if you got it you can't just [ __ ]
166:54
steal from that guy finn
166:56
you can't just hide the body there like
166:59
she's so annoying
167:00
anyway i've got to do that um
167:03
just so ruby kind of shuts up about it
167:05
so we'll do it
167:08
s7 flash is insane do you mean the the
167:10
show
167:11
the flash show isn't great um
167:15
but i don't know i've watched a lot of
167:18
the flash show like a whole season
167:20
perfect on youtube i just did
167:23
good oh wait so uh
167:26
okay who is it sid
167:30
snap slide sysnap
167:33
the first one is cringe
167:37
well i say rrr or no stop for one hour
167:39
straight
167:41
wait so
167:46
so ada as best you can that's literally
167:49
every time i say
167:58
i'm a weeb now
168:06
oh jesus why did the [ __ ] i i don't like
168:10
it
168:10
it's weeb [ __ ] i don't like it don't
168:13
leave the body in the fridge dude ruby's
168:15
a [ __ ] ruby's awful i hate him
168:17
you're 10 no not even a chance
168:21
you get i i physically cringe dude
168:25
it's was it
168:28
hold
168:31
[Music]
168:33
did that anime thing
168:39
uh no no
168:42
okay she was and i don't think was she
168:44
no who was the one that just like
168:46
reacted to
168:46
full episodes of anime
168:54
and like there was like a big
168:56
controversy on youtube was that her
168:58
was that not her it was someone anyway
169:00
probably fine
169:03
suzy lou ah that rings more of a bell
169:05
okay yeah i think it was her
169:07
she got into a big old controversy
169:08
because of that [ __ ]
169:11
she's just like stealing and getting
169:13
away with it weirdly weird [ __ ]
169:16
honestly man uh sid snap is [ __ ]
169:19
great i don't know anime [ __ ] weeb [ __ ]
169:21
dude
169:21
i don't like it anyway i think this is
169:25
where i'm gonna end off
169:26
because i really want to go watch uh
169:28
justice league animated
169:29
cause i'm not a weeb i watch real
169:32
cartoons
169:33
like justice league the animated series
169:35
and i'm gonna watch justice league war
169:37
next
169:37
so [ __ ] you uh i'm not a we
169:41
get an arrow for the weeb simpson chat
169:46
no god damn it why would you donate a
169:48
hundred dollars
169:54
[ __ ] that's all you're getting
169:57
there's it's not gonna happen
169:59
i feel so bad though because that was a
170:01
lot of money
170:03
[ __ ] i'm
170:06
it's not oh that was bad no god damn it
170:08
anyway that's all you get uh it's fine
170:10
i'll practice it off camera there's no
170:12
way that sid snap didn't just sit there
170:13
for like an hour in the mirror going
170:16
you know she's practiced that little
170:17
tail end of the arrow for
170:19
a year now there's no way anyway i'm
170:22
gonna end off the stream why would you
170:23
do this to me
170:24
you realize now i'm gonna get every
170:26
single [ __ ]
170:28
you realize now every single stream i'm
170:30
gonna get the whole like you didn't do
170:31
the rrr
170:34
thing
170:36
anyway oh i will i will see you i will
170:38
be going now
170:39
i'm going to watch real anime oh watch
170:42
this first
170:46
huh please watch what first i don't have
170:49
media
170:50
share on this what is this
171:12
that's [ __ ] terrifying
171:22
i don't know if i care about this very
171:23
much at all
171:27
i really hoped it was going to save
171:29
mamma mia
171:31
and i'm also gonna get dmca because this
171:32
is the whole last show
171:34
i can't show too much of it but anyway
171:37
um
171:39
i'm gonna go uh i'm gonna go now i will
171:41
see you
171:44
all i'll see you goodbye um
171:48
let's go to who we going to are we going
171:51
to who do you want to raid
171:52
there's cole jacobs there's tommy in it
171:54
there's jack manifold
171:56
jesus we got some heavy hitters as
171:58
mischief did ludwig stop oh no he didn't
172:00
look we're still going
172:02
uh awesome dude code miko i'm not
172:05
running amr
172:06
i'm gonna get [ __ ] it i'm scared that i
172:08
will get [ __ ] uh
172:10
taken off twitch folk even go near
172:12
amaranth
172:13
um minx is still streaming casey's
172:16
everyone's streaming
172:17
my god everyone's streaming i will not
172:20
right now he's playing fortnite again
172:22
i refuse to write a fortnight streamer
172:24
there's sweden
172:26
uh ryan higas going sneaky
172:29
shroud who do you want to watch
172:33
carl jacobs let's see what cole jacobs
172:36
is up to
172:37
is this is that dream law going on is he
172:39
just doing just chatting
172:41
i'll go right i'll write him if he's
172:42
just doing just chatting i think he's
172:43
playing minecraft though
172:45
why the [ __ ] is this not loading
172:47
internet please
172:49
dream smp with lil nars x
172:53
holy [ __ ] god damn he's going sweden hit
172:56
it let's see what sweden
172:57
is doing alex playing goddamn minecraft
173:00
dude god i hate him
173:01
hate minecraft worst game um
173:04
sweden is watching um using eye tracker
173:07
with
173:07
uh tom scott videos apparently
173:13
what do you want to read
173:16
minx what's makes up too let's see what
173:19
makes up too she's doing a just chatting
173:20
stream i think for charity oh she's with
173:22
oh she's [ __ ] okay cool what the wait
173:25
what oh no i clicked on the wrong one
173:27
i clicked on someone else
173:30
we're writing minx i know where my
173:32
writing makes i've just seen her
173:35
we're writing minx again
173:38
i'm a god that dude at this point i'm
173:40
simping uh
173:41
listen she's in an anime outfit okay if
173:44
this hasn't convinced you she's doing a
173:46
charity stream and she's in an anime
173:48
outfit
173:48
you gotta go for this one i'm writing
173:51
minx she's
173:52
dressed as i think zero two
173:56
the f oh god damn it she wins she wins
173:59
dude
174:01
minx wins go get her to say arara please
174:05
jack right oh [ __ ] jack just raided her
174:07
as well all right we're all riding her i
174:08
guess
174:09
have