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[Music]
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we got a
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number one victory royale yeah fortnite
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we bout to get down 10 kills on the
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board right now
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just wiped out tomato town my friend
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just got downed
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i revived him now we're heading
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southbound now we're in the pleasant
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park streets
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look at the map go to the market take me
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to your xbox to play fortnite today
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you can check me out but
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i really love too
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we can be pro fortnite gamers
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he said hey broski you got some heels in
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the shield pot
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i need healing and i am only at one hp
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hey dude sorry i found nothing on this
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safari
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i checked the upstairs of that house but
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not the underneath yet
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there's a chest that's just down there
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the storm is coming fast and you need
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heels to prepare
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i've got the bucks that i'll spend more
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than you can content
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i'm a cool pro fortnite gamer cool pro
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fortnite take me to your xbox to play
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fortnite today
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you can take me mostly minor but not
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like
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i
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[Music]
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fortnite gamers
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[Music]
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oh
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where the tower
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[Music]
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right
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[Music]
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here
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sure
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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yeah hey boys hey boys
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are you ready for my favorite [ __ ]
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music you ready for my favorite
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enough for this actually good music time
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are you ready for my favorite one
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oh i know which one you think it is i
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know you know
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you're ready
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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[ __ ]
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[Music]
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for me
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[Music]
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and you're down
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[Music]
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hey
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[Music]
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[Music]
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is
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[Music]
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it's me how are you
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i'm here okay
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okay i'm done yeah anyway so what's up
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it's me now i'm not
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entirely certain how long this stream is
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gonna last because i
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i just wanna try on a dress with you now
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i i
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love you dude dude3 i swear to god
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that's
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a different voice
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am i going insane was that a different
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voice
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wait am i going nuts it was that a
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different voice
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it was it was right that's a different
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voice it sounds different
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where the corset it's over there i'm
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gonna tell you a story about that in a
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sec
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that was a different voice that freaked
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me the [ __ ] out i thought i was going
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nuts my god okay
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so let me let me tell you so in fact let
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me start the stream normal
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okay listen i need some music to back me
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up on this one [ __ ]
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uh something dramatic something good
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something uh
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i want something meaningful something
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with good
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no that's the battle i want i i want a
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good one where the [ __ ] uh
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let's get something like a uh i don't i
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need nice nails thank you
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one of them is completely gone and the
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rest of them is just garbage
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polish cow okay you're my backstory for
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what i'm doing today
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in in front of polish cow um okay
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there we go so here's what we're doing
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today uh i'm gonna try on this wedding
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dress everyone's wanted me to try it on
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forever
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and i'm i'm gonna today i'm not it's not
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gonna be any wedding event
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but it's very dramatic but it's
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it's not gonna be in the wedding event
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but it will be
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the try and get on together now let me
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let me let me take you from your
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your fragile reality the cow music is
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not doing it for me
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let me take you from your fragile
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reality that you sit in
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and bring you all the way into my
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corrupted one uh let me tell you how my
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day's been for a bit
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um so i woke up real late immediately
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remembered oh [ __ ]
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we're doing the [ __ ] course a week
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aren't we yes we are
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i i get up uh i i i immediately
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didn't even okay i showered i showered
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first got up push put
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this shirt on and then immediately went
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to go get the corset
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undid it in here and put it on okay
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and then i decided maybe an hour or so
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later after watching my morning
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pew news that i'm hungry i'm a hungry
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boy i didn't have any breakfast today
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so i treat myself i order myself a pizza
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express i ordered myself a nice pizza it
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was a thin base
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i like them like that and something in
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the back of my brain tells me it's
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healthier i know it's not but it does
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i even ordered it with olives it has
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been nine months i can't believe how
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much
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that's [ __ ] different that is a
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different ass voice
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embarrassed that is a different ass
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voice and i don't know how i feel about
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that
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what the [ __ ] that's a whole new [ __ ]
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okay can someone donate just to see if
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that's the same
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the same woman i've gotta know
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because there's no option to pick the
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voice
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i don't think
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why the [ __ ] is it doing that that is
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that sorry that threw me for a loop
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immediately
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i can't switch it it's a whole new [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ]
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dudanos also have a different voice
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let's find out
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i don't like that streamlabs what have
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you done to me
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oh my god i've got i'm dude i
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i down bad gang dude
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i'm i got it's like the it's like i'm
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it's like it's the wrong
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shift there's a whole new person
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it's like the night shift of donos what
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the [ __ ]
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sometimes we donate to hell sometimes we
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donate to watch you suffer
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it's worse mostly we donate because we
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enjoy your content
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thank you this is a whole new [ __ ] it's
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the us text to speech
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money i've just got dude wait do i have
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nordvpn
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did i boot this with a vpn on
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no i'm not connected to anything i did
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connect to the us
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but i'm not anymore apples on my right
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chat
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it's the us texas speech what the [ __ ]
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it thinks we're not vpn it thinks we're
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somewhere else chat
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oh well
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[Music]
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it's definitely not the same voice i
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hate that
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i hate that i hate that so much okay
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so anyway so i i and i get myself a nice
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a nice lovely meal i get myself a nice
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lovely uh
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pizza express okay i've quickly turned
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it off
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um get myself a nice lovely pizza
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i don't know why i thought it's helped
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but it's got it's got [ __ ] olives on
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it so it's it's nicer
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um it's better for you apparently
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anyway um and then i realized
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while eating it and digesting it
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and you know generally absorbing its
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nutrients
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and heart and getting its power that
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oh [ __ ] this does this corset thing
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doesn't really like
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allow for much expansion there you know
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what i mean
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like i can't really expand my stomach i
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course it on
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this is bad and about an hour later i
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realized
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oh like half an hour later i kind of go
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hmm
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you know i'm gonna take this off i'm
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drinking i was drinking my fanta
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because they send it in nice glass
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bottles like listen i didn't cheap out i
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i had a good day yesterday we hit the
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corset week you know like i ordered
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myself a nice expensive glass bottle of
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fanta
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uh whole two pounds that cost me that's
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a ripoff anyway so
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i i'm drinking that i realize i should
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probably take this off and then i
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realize
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oh god
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this corset has inadvertently became
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tighter now that i'm like
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now that i'm trying to take it off so i
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can make it
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the right size and prepare for the
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stream
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this has gotten tighter and i am now
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stuck
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in this [ __ ] corset and i sit there
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for no joke i went to lay down in my bed
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to take it off for no joke
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12 minutes of me trying to get this
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[ __ ] thing
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off of my body uh so now i've i've
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i've realized that was an hour ago that
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was not a very long time ago
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uh i've now realized that i'm gonna eat
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food
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i'm gonna have breakfast and then i will
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begin the corset week
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um so yeah there was that i've only done
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like four hours in it today
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and i and i'm taking it off and now i'm
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gonna put it on again for another four
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hours with the you know dress in the
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in the stream so i'm not gonna make that
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mistake again anyway welcome to my
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reality
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uh it's dreadful in here so how are we
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going to be doing this how am i going to
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transform myself from a manly manly man
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uh goddess god among men uh
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soon to be goddess with my tiara uh
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zeus like herculean uh
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of a man into a wedding dress wearing
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tiara princess woman
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i'll show you with my instruments over
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there
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sorry there's a spiffy dm
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i'm i'm gonna uh block him for a moment
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um
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so okay with my instruments prep let me
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show you my stuff
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okay so what do i have i have the corset
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in question the evil son of a [ __ ] that
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trapped me into its vices
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i have a i have a tiara i even
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have i didn't think about this i don't
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remember why we got these but it's now
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just a
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a you know showing up to me that this is
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a good thing that i own white heels
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so i have white heels that look very
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weddingy and they're really [ __ ] tall
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too
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so it's kind of working uh also i'm
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gonna quickly [ __ ]
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uh i'm gonna quickly
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play my stream labs because i kind of
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like
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uh turn it off for my story so i'm sorry
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if you were donating and you didn't know
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where it was going
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there we go it's now on okay so
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ah and then the other two things are my
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powerful you made the stream labs voice
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transition
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if she can do it you can do girl voice
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also rose dude
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i made them into an american maybe i
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should just be trying to learn
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american accent oh [ __ ]
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don't know test thank you
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you didn't need to donate that much but
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thank you for that
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how nice of you um
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coming soon they're over there they're
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obviously turned down because you're not
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allowed to see them on twitch because
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twitch don't like
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fake boobs i don't know i don't i don't
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really want to risk getting banned to be
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honest with you
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um that's my thing gt shirt good
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yes it kind of trapped me okay so that's
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such a
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this is gonna rub me the wrong way just
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because finn hates the voice and i think
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it's going to read my message out five
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months woo
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pog show cake there is not nearly as
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much cake as last time
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you can change it in the alert box no
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you can't i just checked
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uh there's
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general settings wedding dress nope it's
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not a thing
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it's not a thing alert settings it's not
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a thing there's no it's just just
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texture speech voice go to alert box in
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streamlabs then donations
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then open i have
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[Music]
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will it work immediately
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donations pretend this is your snarky
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sales assistant at the dress fitting the
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whole wheel
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i hate it evidently switch from
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backhanded compliments to insincere
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pandering to outright roasting
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while you try to decide to spend a stack
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on a one-time dress at their store
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there's no setting for it it says
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it's set to english it's set to english
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order okay english british
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okay i've said it to british does that
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is that
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is that immediately saving or do i need
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save save settings
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okay with any chance this is the one
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this the one this is the one we're gonna
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find out if it worked
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drumroll
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come on british the best one british
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no almost come on where is this
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i don't see this as an alert
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what the [ __ ] is happening why is there
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just why is this a thing
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i i think someone gifted subs that i
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didn't say
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oh fix this voice
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it's american i can't deal i hate this
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why
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this is the worst i have to listen to an
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american voice
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what the [ __ ] stream labs okay fine
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unless i reset that i guess we're an
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american now uh
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listen so i'm thinking that this is just
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gonna be like
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until i restart streamlabs this is now
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the american stream i guess
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i i this is just gonna be an american
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stream
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finn is a cute even as a manly man thank
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you for the house of bits
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thanks for all the donations you're just
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testing this out for me
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in theory i the only other
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okay if the next person that donates
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it's probably going to be the real test
18:36
whether it did switch
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but i'm really trying to figure out what
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the [ __ ] this
18:42
is i've got the html open bud
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yeah it's set to british it is said to
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british the next the next one we'll find
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out the next one we'll find out if it
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actually
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if it actually worked the next donation
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that comes up
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okay uh yeah there's nothing anywhere
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else
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so that's really annoying i can't even
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do it in the software either
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which is slightly upsetting
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oh looking out a dirty old window down
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below the cars in the city go rushing by
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i sit here
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alone and i wonder why friday night and
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everyone's moving i can feel the heat
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but it's
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this is upsetting soothing heading down
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i search for the beat in this dirty town
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oh i found the setting oh i found the
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setting wait i found the setting
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restart stream labs while you change
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into wedding clothes
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i found the setting and that ends the
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stream but i found the setting
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i changed it it's now changed even in
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the software there's no reason for it
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not to do this now
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british yee
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let's go baby what's up woman what's a
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quint
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thank you elizabeth that's a british
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name [ __ ] yeah we're back we're back
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baby
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oh where's the alexa play the british
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anthem
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what british anthem by tom holmes on
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amazon music come on baby
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that doesn't sound like it alexa play
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god save the queen
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did it switch yet what a bunch of holes
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at stream labs
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on amazon music i think it [ __ ] did
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oh
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let's go
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months we're back we're back
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oh this is the best i could live with
20:41
this for a while
20:43
alexa shut up okay uh i
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would have played but i i couldn't be
20:48
bothered to skip it [ __ ]
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oh oh sevens boys okay i just choked on
20:53
my hair
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all right so god curse you for making
20:57
sure britannia rules the waves oh
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brittany
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you rule the words okay so
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uh we have to go put on a wedding dress
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now uh i'm very much thinking that i
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have to do a corset at first though i
21:10
figured you'd want to watch that
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hey [ __ ] gilbert thank you for the
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[ __ ] it's upstairs
21:15
all right hell yeah all right so
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uh i do have a corset however
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i need a thing under it and i don't have
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a shirt oh another sub
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milestone i mean i didn't even realize
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huh oh thank you now i i do have a
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scuffed
21:32
way of around this which is putting on a
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shirt backwards and breaking it
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um but i don't want to do that so i'm
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going to really quickly run
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and look for this thing um but
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still this is going to be a bit of a
21:45
pain yes also this is going to be my uh
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my like kind of impromptu tutorial on
21:50
how to put on a corset the wrong way
21:52
where's my thing wait let me just check
21:54
i don't already have it
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uh no i don't okay wait do i
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no i don't okay i'm gonna run and grab
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it if it's not where i think it is then
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i'm breaking something
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oh my god british voice is perfect
22:10
five out of 7.
22:27
can we get some tf in chat what the [ __ ]
22:31
okay well boys i think we're breaking
22:33
something
22:34
i think we're about to go break
22:35
something together you want to break
22:37
something together
22:38
i need something under my shirt for it i
22:40
need something under my
22:41
un under the corset for it so we're
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gonna have to break something you want
22:44
to break something chat
22:46
let's break something i need something
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to break i need something to cut
22:50
like a shirt or something i don't care
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about um
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do i go do i venture into the box of
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things that people have sent me that i
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don't wear
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maybe that may be a good idea
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yes okay [ __ ] it we're breaking wait why
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is everyone saying the [ __ ]
23:11
people are saying tf he doesn't know oh
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god what did i do
23:21
oh no tf oh can i get a
23:24
[ __ ] chat oh you pieces of [ __ ] i i
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got so
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[ __ ] scared oh you're a little [ __ ]
23:32
oh you piece of [ __ ] okay i'm never
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gonna wear this cropped up
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because look it's just a tank top it
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just it looks dumb i'm so sorry whoever
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sent it
23:40
this is the one where no it's like i'm
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not gonna be the one let's get a
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different one
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which one am i really never gonna wear a
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white one
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i'm never gonna wear a white one in my
23:48
entire [ __ ] life and it matches the
23:49
wedding dress
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i need a sharp knife you people are
23:52
insane you
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legitimately you tried to give me a
23:54
heart attack i
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that that's upsetting to me you tried to
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give me a heart attack and
23:59
for what is there a raider no these
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people are just
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being like this did i genuinely just cut
24:07
that that's insane i thought this knife
24:09
wasn't sharp and i feel like i
24:10
did that pretty [ __ ] well dude look
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at this [ __ ]
24:14
oh i thought i need to dude i'd be so
24:15
good okay listen if anyone's putting
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together like a daisy style like
24:20
zombie survival future i'm your guy i'll
24:24
i'll be the guy on the rooftop
24:25
you know all the things shooting zombies
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and [ __ ] okay i got this
24:29
so voice this subs are using american
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still
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[Laughter]
24:40
that's funny can i set the subs to any
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voice
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because that's actually kind of funny if
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i can just set the subs to any random
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voice
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sub-zero american can i set it to like
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french
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or something like that that could be
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kind of funny
24:56
said it to pirate dana okay i'll keep it
24:58
like that for a sec while i do this
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okay give me a sec so this is what i'm
25:01
gonna do oh i'm gonna take these off
25:04
all right i'm gonna put on a crop top
25:06
but backwards so here's what i'm doing
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right
25:08
viva la france okay i'm doing this right
25:10
here's what i'm doing
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i put this [ __ ] on without doing this
25:14
[ __ ] [ __ ]
25:15
i put this [ __ ] on like that okay and
25:17
then i can put a corset over the top of
25:19
it buddy
25:20
it's gonna be great it looks dumb but
25:22
it's gonna work trust me
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okay i'm gonna grab a uh i'm gonna grab
25:27
the corset just so
25:28
i don't [ __ ] i this is the poor man's
25:30
like uh
25:31
undershirt chemist i think they call him
25:34
chemis nipple
25:37
did i show you a nip oh god
25:40
a male presenting nip that's fine as
25:43
long as it's male presenting
25:45
am i male presenting do i look like a
25:48
guy to the majority of you
25:50
i won't get banned on twitch if i can
25:51
appear as a man
25:55
where's my [ __ ] god where are my guns
26:12
yeah i have a trump hat but i thought
26:15
that'd be a bit far
26:18
well i don't even have a trumpet i have
26:19
like uh a trump hat that's like a meme
26:22
of it
26:22
uh things like make chat better again or
26:25
some [ __ ] all right
26:26
all right shall we
26:29
i think it says uh make chat mad again
26:33
all right let's try and do this thing
26:35
let me try and like put on this without
26:37
slipping another nip just in case twitch
26:39
really do hate me
26:41
now i'm now just thinking this probably
26:43
doesn't have enough material on it
26:45
to actually function for what i wanted
26:47
to do
26:48
but that's fine that that's fine i'll
26:52
just keep it like that that works
26:54
all right corset i'm going to put this
26:56
on over here
26:57
again trying to skirt twitch's rules
27:02
oh my god okay wait
27:06
if anything else this calls for polish
27:08
cow give me a second
27:09
oh i need a dancing cow tonight i feel
27:11
better a bit
27:26
[Music]
27:32
it's
27:34
[Music]
27:46
so it's on my hips is everyone in chat
27:48
yesterday was doing that and saying it
27:50
needs to be on my hips
27:51
oh did i say russian oh god i meant
27:54
polish
27:55
i'm so sorry i meant polish hit pads
27:57
needed
27:58
it's a poofy dress i don't actually
27:59
think they are needed okay ready
28:01
we're gonna do this together look this
28:03
bit it's it's a poofy dress
28:05
no one's ever gonna notice the fact that
28:06
i cut off a crop top wait we can make
28:08
this a little bit better
28:09
a little bit cleaner let's like
28:13
this is not dangerous okay
28:19
oh man this looks so much better would
28:22
you look at that
28:24
would you look at that i'm a master of
28:25
the cutting art
28:27
i gordon ramsay okay
28:30
gordon ramsay finn what the [ __ ] were
28:32
you thinking with that meme okay
28:34
right oh careful no
28:37
all right let's [ __ ] do this [ __ ] oh
28:40
god damn okay
28:42
right do you remember what we were at
28:44
before when i said like uh
28:47
how far the things got and one of them
28:49
was like there
28:50
quigs here oh [ __ ] quick this isn't the
28:52
stream for you buddy
28:54
oh quick's here purely for bulge i'm so
28:57
sorry
28:59
this is going to be the one stream all
29:01
right
29:04
what are your parent planets thinkers
29:06
what do your parents think of this oh
29:07
they were on my streams dude
29:09
literally like the second to last stream
29:11
that i did was with my mother
29:13
you can go and see her reaction even on
29:16
my uh
29:18
on my twitch channel or soon to be
29:19
youtube channel
29:21
finster live that's going to be uploaded
29:23
soon i'm sure the editors get into it
29:25
all right the hips just
29:30
okay there we go i'm gonna almost do it
29:33
quick in this minecraft skype is this
29:35
what minecraft skyblock content leads
29:37
you to
29:38
don't get into wait you're [ __ ] this
29:40
is what happens when you don't play
29:42
hypixel okay so new new amount
29:46
basically a little bit further than the
29:48
last time progress and then girl voice
29:50
a little bit further than last time
29:52
pretty good in my opinion oh and don't
29:54
forget the hips padding
29:56
no i have made no no progress at all
29:59
okay
30:00
now we're at the stage where i have to i
30:02
have to go i look
30:04
substantially more
30:08
substantially more uh good so here's
30:11
what we gotta do
30:12
i have now gotta go why are there five
30:13
thousand of you i've now gotta go
30:15
is it like a friday it's thursday what
30:17
the what the [ __ ] are you people doing
30:18
with your thursday
30:19
look at my uh anyway so here's what
30:21
we're gonna do my wedding dress
30:23
let me show you for the people that
30:24
actually aren't aware
30:26
of the wedding dress a while ago in a
30:28
p.o box
30:30
i got sent this
30:35
oh my god it's got some heft to it as
30:37
well
30:38
because fun fact there's like a mini
30:40
corset on the inside of this there's
30:41
like three boning things to it
30:43
i got sent this it's a legitimate
30:46
[ __ ] wedding dress what
30:49
it's used too like look there there was
30:52
like a
30:53
a [ __ ] stain on it there's [ __ ] stains
30:55
all over this it's
30:56
pure issues to be a black dress uh
30:59
there's like
30:59
look there's [ __ ] like mud i guess
31:03
somewhere i i can't wash this [ __ ] it
31:06
just
31:06
it that's what it is it was like bought
31:09
from someone else on ebay
31:11
and now it's mine this like someone
31:14
someone's entire life
31:15
there's like a 40 year old would put a
31:17
black like on it black
31:19
i like oh [ __ ] wait i have an idea i
31:21
have an idea
31:23
my philips hue bulbs are gonna really
31:25
work here
31:26
it's not exactly
31:31
right are we seeing anything imagine if
31:33
there was
31:34
uh i'm i think we're safe
31:38
i'm gonna say this is a safe dress all
31:40
right
31:41
i'm gonna i'm gonna say this is good i'm
31:43
gonna say this one alexa set office
31:45
lights to white
31:50
that didn't do [ __ ] i didn't even think
31:52
she heard me okay
31:53
you need uv i don't own one okay so i'm
31:56
just gonna i'm wearing it anyway i'm not
31:58
gonna go i've already started the show
31:59
i'm not gonna go buy a new one okay so
32:01
here's this i'm not gonna buy another
32:03
wedding dress because realistically this
32:04
was probably like
32:05
i don't know two grand when it was first
32:07
made
32:09
so we're gonna wear it uh i'm i'm gonna
32:12
need to go
32:13
i'm gonna need to go off camera and wear
32:14
it though i gotta get changed fully
32:17
um remember talking okay i'm not gonna
32:20
talk
32:20
i i i just don't care enough to i'm not
32:23
i'm also not gonna wear the hip pads
32:25
because my dude
32:29
you're not gonna [ __ ] notice it's
32:32
giant dude there's no way in hell
32:35
okay also i'm gonna wait okay i have an
32:38
id
32:39
wait i have an idea i don't even need to
32:41
leave i'm just going to take my shirt
32:42
off under it
32:43
i'm just going to be here and do it look
32:45
at this i don't even think i need to
32:47
take the leggings off dude
32:48
okay okay it looks
32:52
loose as hell right now but that's
32:54
because the back's not
32:56
so i you know usually i think they have
32:59
a helper with this where's my headphones
33:01
i want to listen to the donation
33:02
donations oh my god my hair
33:05
okay [ __ ] you gadok
33:09
uh [ __ ] you gotta okay i can now hear
33:11
donations i'm so sorry i was ignoring
33:13
you
33:13
so look at this it does this i don't
33:15
know what the [ __ ] i'm supposed to do
33:16
with this though
33:18
oh [ __ ] do i have to [ __ ] lace this
33:21
oh no oh this looks like something i
33:25
should have done off stream
33:28
look at how much stuff there is like all
33:29
of these
33:31
i need to pull laces through
33:34
oh no how do i do that there's like
33:37
[ __ ] 50 of them
33:39
no lacing stream oh
33:42
[ __ ] should we do this together boys
33:46
beauty is pain thank you quick all right
33:49
boys
33:50
you know [ __ ] it i'll wear it just for
33:51
the comedic value but i gotta sit down
33:54
and
33:55
do this [ __ ] okay asmr like
33:59
dress thingy stream this is almost
34:01
comfortable
34:04
my god yes for the content oh my god
34:08
call your mom i'll be able to get it
34:10
done by before the time she gets issue
34:12
with used wedding dresses having been
34:14
used in adult movie shots and then
34:17
being sold when they are stained also
34:21
put on the bridal stockings and panties
34:23
before dress
34:25
[Music]
34:26
smells fine you need help both mentally
34:30
and with getting the dress on
34:32
you need help both mentally and
34:34
physically yeah
34:36
well so okay do i unchal is the strat
34:39
listen strategist of the chat where's
34:42
the end of this
34:43
okay there's a oh god is the strat to
34:46
undo all of this and then redo it all
34:48
i'm an american and all my students the
34:51
british voices
34:53
it's including my gps yeah it's better
34:56
it makes you sound smarter i think that
34:59
that's worthwhile
35:00
should we undo it all and then do it
35:02
again i mean i say all it's not a lot of
35:04
it why won't my hair
35:05
just go back to normal where is my
35:07
hairbrush it's over here
35:10
ask your mother how the [ __ ] would she
35:12
know she's like
35:14
what
35:17
80 i actually it's been too long she
35:19
won't remember
35:20
okay also i swear this isn't the sort of
35:23
thing that you do yourself
35:25
i'm just going to undo it all i'm just
35:27
going to do
35:28
to celebrate
35:32
okay i'm gonna do it i'm gonna just undo
35:33
it all right
35:35
oh this is a terrible idea that dress is
35:38
so laced you will be tripping all day
35:44
wait what oh this is gonna be this is
35:47
like the biggest pair of shoes
35:49
you know when you have to lace something
35:50
like walking boots or like [ __ ] duck
35:53
mines or some [ __ ]
35:54
for the people that could buy duck my
35:56
hands as a kid like uh
35:58
i recently got a pair of i say recently
36:00
like two years ago i got a pair of those
36:02
i think it's
36:03
every every day before i tried to wear
36:05
them you need to do this like complex
36:07
lacing mechanism
36:09
i'm gonna do this the exact same way
36:10
like corsets are
36:12
i think no you have to go from the
36:13
bottom up that's what i'm doing look at
36:15
me there i'm looking i'm doing great
36:17
i already think this is an improvement
36:20
but i i don't actually know
36:23
what uh wait this is wrong
36:28
it's this one first wait it's both of
36:31
them first
36:32
this is gonna be a real entertaining
36:33
stream i'm gonna put a polish dancing
36:35
cow on
36:36
where's my mouse
36:40
where's my uh okay i do want some
36:43
background music but i don't want that
36:44
what background music should we have i
36:46
know
36:52
perfect okay start from the bottom up
36:55
that's that's what i'm doing
36:56
start from the top down what the [ __ ]
36:59
it's all of you
37:00
top down top first bottom what the [ __ ]
37:04
benny hill that's funny
37:09
hey [ __ ] such kidding me out such kitty
37:11
watch me out
37:12
thank you what the [ __ ]
37:15
where's the benny hill music
37:19
it's not okay [ __ ] it we'll try this
37:22
it makes me want to do it with speed
37:24
though okay we'll do it this way
37:27
it's this one it's both of them right
37:29
like it's it is both of them right
37:31
so i i'm gonna need to do like this like
37:33
go in one side like that
37:35
right
37:38
wait i'm just making i'm just making
37:40
sure i want to know
37:42
yeah it's both of them okay someone's
37:45
googled it for me
37:48
[ __ ] this makes me want to do it
37:50
speedily and i can't because i don't
37:52
know what the [ __ ] i'm doing
37:53
this is painful i don't care oh [ __ ]
37:57
i finally get my grubby little hands
37:58
through hello madam can i have your
38:00
number lol
38:01
oh no i'm already getting hit on
38:04
i am in a wedding dress i am betrothed
38:08
people have no shame these days oh this
38:11
is the wrong way up this has got to go
38:13
down oh [ __ ]
38:16
it's gotta go through there like this
38:18
start from the top straight through and
38:19
over
38:20
oh i tied it in a knot just like sure i
38:23
turned it in a knot
38:24
that's not good i'm literally the first
38:27
hurdle
38:29
wait that's right that's gotta be right
38:32
okay i'm just gonna
38:39
[Music]
38:40
okay got it okay let's just make sure
38:44
they're the right length
38:45
these are not the same length oh [ __ ]
38:48
[Music]
38:50
okay now no
38:53
now
38:56
yeah roughly okay let's [ __ ] it next
39:01
that was one the first one
39:05
one one of them took a minute and 40
39:09
seconds
39:10
yt tutorial no i'm not a dumbass i can
39:13
figure it out myself
39:15
wait i need the you know what else you
39:16
know what else is going to be a good fit
39:17
with background music
39:19
uh [ __ ] what the uh kevin
39:23
kevin mccloyd
39:27
what was it scheming no monkeys spinning
39:29
monkeys
39:31
i know my youtube music i know my free
39:33
youtube music there's a
39:34
10 hour version of somewhere
39:36
[Music]
39:39
who's the lucky man
39:42
doesn't it fit doesn't it fit
39:47
[Music]
39:49
okay [ __ ] all right i reckon we can
39:51
figure this out
39:52
give it enough time and effort we can
39:53
figure this out hold on
39:56
right so this one needs to go
39:57
immediately down onto the next one
39:59
no wait
40:01
[Music]
40:05
is it like it's like over and under
40:08
right
40:12
it's over and under do a cross that's
40:13
what i'm trying to figure out but it's
40:15
like
40:22
this
40:26
i'm trying so hard dude i'm gonna let me
40:29
get the first couple
40:30
and then when i got it down yeah okay
40:33
it's it's under over
40:36
uh let me get the first couple down and
40:38
then and then i'll like actually try
40:40
hard
40:42
getting married to your vr other
40:46
that looks right that looks pretty
40:47
correct i'm an expert on this now that
40:49
looks pretty correct
40:50
no didn't why is quick still here i
40:53
don't know quick wants to watch your
40:54
wedding dress
40:55
uh stream it's like his tutorial is
40:58
already edging towards the most
40:59
cursed stream you've done cursed it's
41:02
just me trying to do up a dress
41:06
oh i've got this now okay i've got this
41:08
i can speed run now
41:10
okay i've got it i got it i got it i got
41:11
it this is this is simple now
41:14
at a certain point we'll speed run it
41:17
and i'll get like
41:18
uh my benny hill that's done i'm [ __ ]
41:21
nailing this
41:24
i'm [ __ ] nailing this no am i not
41:28
no boobs oh we'll be doing that don't
41:29
worry i'm just getting them like stuff
41:30
before i
41:32
oh i've forgotten what i'm doing oh god
41:34
someone talked about boobs and my mind
41:36
went blank
41:38
uh oh okay it's this
41:41
i know what i'm doing i got it i got it
41:44
i'm speedrunning now
41:45
i know exactly what i'm doing
41:50
you know something about this kind of
41:51
terrifies me it really does look like
41:53
a brain i'm a brainland uh it really
41:56
does look like
41:59
okay this really does look like a uh i'm
42:02
stupid
42:02
okay i'm doing it right though i'm doing
42:05
it right
42:08
i'm doing it correctly okay there we go
42:12
there we go oh my god
42:16
okay [ __ ] it you know what no i've
42:17
earned this i've earned benny hill music
42:20
now i can do this quickly i've earned
42:21
the benny hill music let's do it
42:23
ready wait i want a timer
42:26
i want a speed run timer
42:30
i want a speed run timer speed
42:33
run timer i want a speeder on timer
42:40
oh this is perfect does it count up okay
42:43
this is good
42:44
i've got the perfect thing i have the
42:46
perfect thing right now
42:48
uh
42:51
is this why you don't buy shoes with
42:53
laces
42:56
because i don't know how yes yes it is
43:00
let's just cut off it black there okay
43:06
let's do this let's do this and let's
43:09
drink the whole thing
43:10
up in the corner put it there
43:13
okay i got this i got this i got this
43:15
okay go i need like the
43:17
dream speedrun music too
43:21
okay got it
43:26
okay ready
43:30
wait what the [ __ ] was i on there we go
43:32
okay [ __ ] it we got it we got it let's
43:33
go boys
43:34
i can lace this wedding dress faster
43:36
than anyone if you if you be my cute
43:38
fanboy
43:41
deal i think i'm maurice's as opposed on
43:44
the on the law
43:48
law of the fin universe finn busy speed
43:52
running life
43:53
is married at 20 damn
44:00
okay oh wait no i've done it right
44:06
wait that i'm running out of lace really
44:08
quickly
44:10
have i been doing this right
44:12
[Music]
44:14
i'm really running out quick dude
44:17
i'm running out quick
44:21
this might turn into a oh dude
44:24
oh [ __ ] wait
44:31
i i'm running out i'm running out dude
44:34
look i'm like on the last legs
44:39
oh no
44:40
[Music]
44:44
oh no
44:49
oh dude like look at how much is left
44:51
this is not good
45:00
you need to do it tighter that's what
45:02
she said
45:03
okay okay okay i'll do it i'll tighten
45:06
it up in a sec
45:09
[Music]
45:10
oh yeah no i need more i need more okay
45:13
let's start pulling [ __ ] i'm just gonna
45:16
start randomly pulling at strings
45:18
this should do it uh [ __ ] it we'll pull
45:20
these i guess
45:22
pull that it'll work it'll all work out
45:25
uh oh [ __ ] i made it worse
45:28
i think i made it worse i gotta get the
45:30
hair out of my face one sec it's in my
45:32
eyes
45:33
uh wait i made this worse for myself
45:36
okay let's work my way up
45:41
okay
45:44
oh okay i'm getting it
45:54
oh wait that's the wrong way
46:03
okay
46:06
wait what the [ __ ]
46:11
wait this is the wrong way again i'm
46:14
doing this wrong
46:16
oh [ __ ] wait this is so much harder than
46:20
i thought it was
46:23
it's called polyamorous you can be with
46:26
more one people
46:27
okay i'm with every single one of you
46:31
oh i nailed it oh my god i [ __ ]
46:33
nailed that
46:35
yo i'm figuring it out finn you're
46:39
supposed to ladder lace it so it is flat
46:42
[Music]
46:45
don't care
46:48
don't care never cared don't care
46:53
i love what you do but i still hate you
46:56
for putting my sexuality in a question
46:59
[Music]
47:01
oh i'm so good
47:10
it's still like not tight enough though
47:12
i can tell
47:14
like there's no way but look i [ __ ]
47:17
nailed that it's only been three minutes
47:19
i [ __ ] nailed that
47:23
you're on world record pace let's go
47:25
okay
47:26
with this genuinely might be a record
47:29
like
47:30
all of my years of training might
47:32
actually pay off for this
47:35
i played [ __ ] super mario bros every
47:37
day never got a world record
47:39
and now now now finally wedding dress
47:41
championships
47:42
i'm going to do it
47:45
[Music]
47:47
i'm on dude i'm like in the zone
47:52
[Music]
47:54
okay they're doing up one really big
47:57
shoe
48:00
you've done up shoes before finn you can
48:01
do this
48:03
we're on our last legs look at this look
48:06
at that
48:06
i'm getting older i think you are going
48:08
to need more oh no just for the timer
48:11
oh god is designed for someone else to
48:14
pull it tight for you and lace you
48:16
in well i didn't have enough money for a
48:18
servant today
48:20
i i it's why is there so many more on
48:23
this
48:24
on this side than this side there's two
48:26
left here and
48:27
six left there what
48:34
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
48:38
oh [ __ ] all the music's going down
48:42
oh no did we run out of speed run music
48:45
oh god no it's ten hours
48:49
okay fine we just okay the first speed
48:51
run track's gone
48:52
it's fine
48:53
[Music]
48:57
we've reached the end i've reached the
49:00
end there's only one left
49:02
but did i do it it doesn't look like
49:04
i've done it
49:06
it doesn't time time time no more dream
49:10
music
49:10
time what are we at what are we at five
49:13
minutes 38
49:14
that's got to be a record that's got to
49:17
be a record
49:18
that's gotta have been a record who got
49:20
it what was the oh
49:21
did you guys guess more than five
49:23
minutes oh okay 800 000 points to the
49:26
over five minutes crowd one
49:29
only just though you're supposed to you
49:32
were supposed to do it from the bottom
49:35
now you tell me oh you people are
49:38
dreadful
49:41
okay i'm gonna guess i need to do like
49:43
some serious like
49:45
pulling but like i'm it's like okay
49:47
right let me just quickly do this
49:50
okay it's sustaining its own weight
49:54
right it's not done yet but it's almost
49:58
there
49:59
it is self-sustaining
50:03
you ever [ __ ] you ever you have you ever
50:05
[ __ ] a [ __ ] backwards
50:08
what's popping how can i shake your hand
50:11
hello
50:12
nice to meet you what the [ __ ]
50:21
okay i gotta go and do this [ __ ] [ __ ]
50:24
somehow though
50:25
i gotta like tighten this [ __ ] up but
50:27
first i gotta go get a
50:29
wait i gotta get a gu i gotta get so
50:31
much more on
50:32
like there's so much more to that that i
50:35
gotta get i'm stuck in this [ __ ] now
50:38
oh my [ __ ] god how am i gonna get out
50:40
of this when i'm like fully done it up
50:42
i didn't think about that okay fine i
50:44
gotta go is the bra gonna ruin it do i
50:46
have to wear a strapless bra for this
50:48
[ __ ]
50:49
boobs on back yeah
50:52
hey gamers uh i didn't think i'd have to
50:55
do this because i hate
50:56
i [ __ ] hate oh better idea
51:00
no not as good i hate with a passion
51:02
strapless bras are the worst thing
51:03
invented
51:04
they're genuinely the worst [ __ ]
51:07
thing
51:08
ever invented and i'm gonna have to go
51:10
down wear one
51:11
uh they're terrible this one in
51:13
particular has handprints
51:15
do you see that so you know women can
51:18
feel like
51:19
uh they're they're being held
51:22
i guess at all times that's a little bit
51:25
odd
51:26
he didn't say that in the advert forum
51:29
but now i have it
51:31
good for me i guess finally i can feel
51:34
like i have a husband um
51:38
you forgot two loops on the left side no
51:40
i know
51:41
there's no look there is none there
51:43
there's nothing to loop them into
51:46
it's like it's like a look there's no
51:48
other ones
51:49
there's two there and none there the
51:51
[ __ ] this is
51:53
that's just the opening hole so at the
51:56
end of the wedding
51:57
when when all is said and done
52:00
easy access anyway um
52:05
uh now i would use stick on bobs
52:08
but i i wanted to make this look half
52:10
good
52:11
so i i do have an idea i'm gonna do what
52:14
i did with the bunny outfit
52:15
and i'm gonna do that i'm gonna actually
52:18
genuinely try
52:20
and make it look like i have boobs good
52:24
i think that sounds good in my opinion
52:28
you s wait you skipped no i didn't skip
52:30
any
52:31
oh no i did skip one
52:35
oh no wait that's like middle way though
52:43
oh no i skipped two
52:46
oh no
52:51
oh no oh no
52:56
oh no my
53:03
oh my god this is the worst
53:08
i've dude i bro
53:11
i'm late is it supposed to be back to
53:13
front
53:21
i guess there's not going to be a
53:22
wedding
53:25
he's my god
53:29
my husband what's he gonna think about
53:31
me now knowing that i skipped two of the
53:33
laces
53:34
i gotta re-do it all
53:37
oh no okay there we go from the bottom
53:47
and you know what's worse
53:50
midway through that i realized that yeah
53:53
you do start from the bottom you do
53:56
start from the bottom
54:00
you do start from the bottom all of you
54:02
in chat
54:04
you being little [ __ ] about it was
54:06
saying you start from the top
54:08
finn cheated his speed run invalid
54:11
because you want it to end up here so
54:14
you can tie it tight
54:17
because this is obviously supposed to be
54:19
perfectly tight closed
54:21
and this you tighten up it's
54:25
[ __ ] what
54:29
dude okay
54:34
now that i know what i know i'm to do it
54:37
up properly
54:38
i'm going to do it a propellation this
54:40
stream needs to be four hours somehow
54:42
um i'm gonna i'm gonna spend another
54:45
five minutes doing this i think
54:48
yeah i [ __ ] i'm gonna do it right
54:50
this time i'm gonna speed run it again
54:53
but this time i'm gonna do it correctly
54:55
now i've got my practice run
54:58
but that was dreadful i i'm never taking
55:00
advice from you ever again chat
55:02
you were so incredibly unhelpful google
55:06
it
55:06
no what do you think i wanted to do it
55:09
right the first try
55:11
i'm gonna learn through trial and error
55:13
that's how you make yourself smart
55:15
what do you think people that people
55:17
that [ __ ] graduate
55:19
university what do you think they read
55:20
in books no
55:22
they just try out the [ __ ] science
55:25
themselves they get the experimenting
55:27
they see what works what doesn't kill a
55:29
few subjects
55:30
and they figure it out as they go along
55:32
like real men
55:34
and if you want to be a real man you do
55:36
up your own wedding dress
55:38
how hard is that to understand
55:42
all right oh my god oh [ __ ] this wedding
55:45
dress is big
55:46
oh god damn it i'm never getting married
55:50
i'm never getting married i gotta i
55:52
gotta do all this [ __ ] again
55:54
oh okay look it up
55:57
no i have a strat actually look
56:01
i'm going to get them right they're not
56:03
in the dress at the bottom
56:13
i'm googling it i'm googling it manly
56:17
man
56:17
i'm not even googling like wedding dress
56:20
legs up
56:24
i want to see the back of it i just want
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to see someone
56:28
you do start from the top
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you do start from the top
56:42
you do start from the top that doesn't
56:44
make any sense though
56:46
oh no
56:51
you do start from the top
57:00
okay i have an idea though here's what
57:03
i'm gonna do
57:04
uh oh [ __ ] but
57:07
okay so here's my conundrum right
57:11
i i can't like show you what i'm doing
57:15
because i'm going to be shirtless when
57:16
i'm doing it
57:18
so now i i'm trying to work out a good
57:20
way to be able to stream what i'm about
57:22
to do
57:23
because i need to take this off put on a
57:25
much easier
57:26
take it off to lace it make sure it is
57:29
as loosely laced as
57:31
possible then slide it on and tighten it
57:34
back up placing it while hunched over it
57:36
is more work then needs be done
57:40
lola yeah
57:45
okay i'm gonna do that i'm gonna lace it
57:47
up now and then i've gotta do some stuff
57:50
off camera because it'd be [ __ ]
57:52
easier to get it done and then just
57:53
[ __ ]
57:54
lace it okay fine now i'm gonna do i'm
57:56
gonna lace it now and then i'll tighten
57:57
it
57:57
i've got an idea though but you guys are
57:59
gonna have to i'm so sorry but you guys
58:01
are gonna have to see me in a bra for a
58:03
bit
58:04
um and i'm i'm not gonna get all fully
58:07
done
58:08
you were still male presenting oh yeah
58:10
of course uh i'm not gonna be all fully
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done up
58:13
i'm not gonna get like the uh the
58:16
stockings and everything else on
58:19
because it's not my wedding day yet you
58:21
know i wouldn't do this to my to my poor
58:24
husband
58:26
okay i do have an idea with this though
58:28
look lucky
58:31
oh [ __ ] in theory as long as i start at
58:35
equal points
58:36
it's been five minutes these are the
58:38
same laughing on easy access hole to
58:40
dick up your bride from
58:43
behind that's what it was i've actually
58:45
just removed the functionality of it
58:48
uh so i'm so sorry brides to be but i've
58:50
i've destroyed this okay let's do it
58:52
let's turn on the let's let's do the
58:54
speed run yet again so my goal is to
58:56
beat five minutes
58:57
i got five minutes 38 seconds 300
59:00
milliseconds right
59:01
my goal is to beat it okay that's my
59:04
goal to be ready three
59:06
two one go just show us your chiseled
59:10
manly man body
59:13
oh [ __ ] i already started bad it's fine
59:16
same length
59:22
oh wait still time to call a family
59:25
member for help
59:27
seems like you need lots of help i'm
59:29
thinking i'm being big brian
59:31
i'm trying to get my time down okay it's
59:33
a little bit goofed but that's fine
59:36
it's still going to work what a shame
59:39
you have to just work or not
59:41
now put it on
59:46
[Music]
59:51
it's fine over under strap over under
59:53
strap over under strap
59:54
it's hardest to the top it's hardest to
59:56
the top
60:03
okay i'm gonna reasonably lace it up a
60:05
little bit tighter this time
60:08
i skipped one [ __ ] i skipped it oh no
60:10
it's gotta be redone
60:12
i can't be doing this [ __ ] again i
60:13
skipped one by accident
60:16
oh no it's up to a bad start i've
60:18
already that's valuable seconds lost
60:20
i'm in the red on that one i'm in the
60:21
red okay
60:23
next one not skipping
60:28
dude it's already been a minute it's
60:29
already been a minute it does get easier
60:31
at the end but like it's not good
60:33
this is not a good start for me this is
60:35
not a good start for me at all
60:37
oh [ __ ] me okay
60:41
[Music]
60:43
it's never a bra it's always a bikini
60:46
okay no skip launch yet no skip one yet
60:50
okay i'm going to take the second
60:52
tighten it a bit
60:55
okay look at that tightened it a bit
60:56
we're already on good pace we're making
60:58
good time we're making good time
60:59
we really made up for that we're not
61:01
gonna have to re-tighten it up either
61:03
that's what we don't want we don't wanna
61:05
have to re-tighten it
61:06
if we keep doing it at a normal rate
61:12
we won't have to re-tighten it's gonna
61:14
be easier later on
61:18
okay no skips no skips no steps we're
61:20
good we're still solid we're still solid
61:22
we're doing well
61:26
no skips what's our time two minutes
61:29
eighteen two minutes eighteen
61:30
we're making really good time on this
61:36
one
61:38
one minute was down but that's fine look
61:41
at this this is a lot neater this is a
61:42
lot tighter of a grouping
61:52
okay let's go good thing these things
61:54
are made sturdy
61:58
made from military equipment these were
62:00
actually back in the day
62:08
okay yo look at my [ __ ] technique
62:11
down
62:13
[Music]
62:18
oh look at that you see that
62:23
oh my god i've genuinely found a new
62:25
career option
62:27
look at that that was a whip technique
62:28
we call that the whip
62:31
i'm gonna show you guys the nae nae in a
62:32
bit but look at that
62:34
see that ship it's a method for
62:38
catching the lace quickly you go like
62:40
that see that
62:42
bit of a pro level strat i'm not sure a
62:44
lot of you'll be able to use that in a
62:45
lot of your game time but
62:47
really just speed up speed runs
62:57
oh okay need a quick break what's that
62:59
time three minutes 49
63:01
okay we're kind of on our last legs here
63:03
this tightening was i'm really relying
63:05
on that last run tightening to be slower
63:07
this time
63:08
have we skipped any have we skipped any
63:11
chat
63:11
slow down no no
63:15
slow down or you'll mess it up no
63:19
have we skipped any can you see any
63:20
skips chat
63:22
i'm not seeing any skips on my end here
63:26
i'm thinking they're all good these are
63:28
all solid loops
63:30
you change the direction of your
63:32
crossover about halfway down
63:34
no i didn't
63:44
oh yeah oh [ __ ] we're under a minute to
63:47
go
63:48
one minute to go one minute to go
63:54
there's still a good few loops to do
63:55
though there's like five or ten
64:00
oh [ __ ] we're not gonna get a sub five
64:03
but we're gonna get it we're gonna get a
64:04
beat we're gonna beat the record
64:07
oh come on oh the last one was so fiddly
64:10
dude
64:11
30 seconds stop dirty come on this is an
64:14
invalid speed run
64:16
sub 5 30 glitches i'm not using glitches
64:19
it's fine
64:20
oh [ __ ] okay 20 seconds
64:24
sub 5 30. come on come on dude i've used
64:26
so many good strats here
64:29
a couple more loops [ __ ] it's getting so
64:32
close 10 seconds
64:34
if it weren't for finn here none of you
64:36
guys in chat would ever
64:38
no
64:53
dude it was like the exact same
64:57
[ __ ] no no
65:01
no oh
65:07
oh we lost chat no well the [ __ ] uh
65:11
wedding dress speeder and part two
65:12
really didn't go i mean
65:14
we did make it way better right
65:18
way more experienced i i did a lot right
65:21
like
65:21
it did good uh we are exactly right on
65:24
loops
65:26
it's i've got lace to spare
65:30
snatch is this an esport it is now
65:33
it's not an esport it's a sport
65:36
they're saying just eat this just this
65:38
ain't no just esport
65:40
it's twisted at the top it's twisted all
65:42
the way down what do you think i was
65:43
trying to not twist it
65:45
it's twisted all the way down this [ __ ]
65:47
dude um
65:48
but like it do be kind of snatched
65:53
though i mean
65:54
it it's still like a little loose like i
65:56
can still do this
65:57
which probably isn't i mean i don't even
65:59
think at maximum pull together it's ever
66:01
gonna be tight
66:03
but works for me or
66:06
because i can still do this
66:09
i can still do that this is not
66:12
to be fair considering you just grabbed
66:15
this
66:15
from someone on ebay someone just
66:18
randomly sent me this
66:19
this is not terrible i almost think that
66:21
i can do this up entirely right now
66:24
and it's not gonna affect anything but
66:26
i'm not gonna but i'm not gonna i'm not
66:28
gonna okay
66:29
all right this is i don't know why i did
66:31
this to myself and that this is
66:32
really long uh okay
66:35
i gotta put on a uh i'm gonna put on a
66:37
thing i gotta put on a
66:39
bra now and i gotta put on a different
66:41
thing as well
66:42
uh so these are the other instruments
66:44
that i use to make this look half good
66:47
is these this is the the magic i don't
66:50
think i've ever showed you guys these
66:52
clap wait
66:55
hold on i can clap better
67:02
[Music]
67:07
good job chap so this is the instrument
67:10
that i will use
67:11
in order to make them look real
67:13
realistic but i cannot show you them
67:16
because it involves nips and it's going
67:18
to be weird
67:20
and even though i i know it's fine with
67:22
twitch i still feel weird about showing
67:24
you my nips on camera so
67:26
i'm very sorry but you're gonna have to
67:27
just kind of take my word for it
67:30
uh it's gonna be done in the corner over
67:32
there
67:33
because it doesn't require much use okay
67:36
require much room to do i'm gonna stick
67:39
on some
67:40
classic polish dancing cow for you
67:50
[Music]
67:52
let me change the text
68:06
[Music]
68:14
[Music]
68:30
[Music]
68:32
i figured i'd just kind of keep the
68:34
[ __ ] sound thank god
68:38
[Music]
68:46
[Music]
68:54
[Music]
69:01
[Music]
69:04
this is a bit of a process of trial and
69:06
error to be honest
69:08
i've never really perfected it
69:10
[Music]
69:13
it's always like a random like amount of
69:15
time that this takes
69:17
you but i usually get it
69:25
[Music]
69:33
[Music]
69:41
[Music]
69:49
[Music]
69:57
[Music]
70:00
um
70:06
i think we got it i think we got a
70:13
[Music]
70:14
second
70:21
[Music]
70:29
[Music]
70:37
[Music]
70:45
[Music]
70:53
[Music]
70:57
doing this
71:01
[Music]
71:09
[Music]
71:25
[Music]
71:34
[Music]
71:37
but this is absolutely
71:40
[Music]
71:42
the worst process
71:56
[Music]
72:06
i'm working
72:13
i don't think you guys know how fast
72:15
this usually takes
72:17
this is usually a lot harder than it is
72:20
now
72:23
like the speed run attitude kind of got
72:25
into me this usually takes like 10 to 20
72:27
minutes
72:28
[Music]
72:29
right now this i mean i didn't nail it
72:31
but i did it okay on the first strike
72:36
[Music]
72:42
all right i'm going to lace this up off
72:44
camera because i just realized they
72:45
can't really show what i'm doing
72:52
[Music]
72:59
i'm so sorry chet i'm so sorry everyone
73:02
that bettered
73:04
[Music]
73:10
i'm too busy lacing up my beautiful
73:13
wedding dress chat i'm so sorry
73:24
[Music]
73:26
i'm trying to get snatched
73:32
[Music]
73:48
[Music]
73:56
[Music]
73:58
now that i'm actually like
74:16
halfway done with the lacing so
74:17
whichever like whenever i said that i'm
74:20
like halfway done
74:22
oh so whenever i said that i'm just
74:24
doing the i'm lacing up the dress
74:26
it's
74:35
[Music]
74:39
i'm sorry
74:43
[Music]
74:49
how many points were lost
74:59
[Music]
75:08
greed
75:22
won the most and who lost the lowest
75:24
most in that
75:26
who decided to bet like a hundred
75:29
thousand points or some [ __ ]
75:31
[Music]
75:36
i'm almost done
75:39
[Music]
75:41
i'm now actually almost done i'm tying
75:43
the bottom of this in a knot
75:46
now okay there we go i'm done lacing i
75:48
just gotta tie this in a knot now
75:55
[Music]
76:00
yeah this is definitely a size up on
76:02
what i am
76:03
this is definitely like a dress size up
76:06
or
76:07
also can't help being a skiing legend
76:16
just my bad i guess this might be
76:27
i'm pulling the thing around towards me
76:31
it's t-minus 30 seconds chat
76:35
[Music]
76:39
is getting pulled up snugly hopefully
76:44
oh no is there an issue oh no wait
76:58
[Music]
77:00
oh
77:07
[Music]
77:14
[Music]
77:24
what the [ __ ]
77:30
[Music]
77:38
[Music]
77:49
[Music]
77:51
the fact that this size is too big is
77:54
ruining me right now i the dress size is
77:56
a little bit like one
77:58
size too big and i can't make this look
78:02
good now
78:09
unless i move everything that i've done
78:11
down
78:13
oh
78:18
i mean [ __ ] i
78:23
ah dude i mean it could work if i moved
78:26
everything down
78:32
ah okay you know what hold on
78:35
i'm gonna move it down i'm gonna shuffle
78:38
everything down
78:39
i'm so sorry i'm going to continue
78:43
so sorry no i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
78:48
trust me it's going to be a better final
78:50
presentation by a little bit
78:56
[Music]
79:02
but for now i am sorry
79:15
in order to make this work
79:28
[Music]
79:36
[Music]
79:43
[Music]
79:52
oh this is so bad
80:07
[Music]
80:15
[Music]
80:23
[Music]
80:31
[Music]
80:39
[Music]
80:43
it's still definitely going to be a
80:45
problem
80:47
[Music]
80:49
yeah it's still a problem oh my god is
80:52
it worse
80:54
dude this is so bad it dude the fact
80:57
that it's not it doesn't have straps
80:59
okay that's fine i'm gonna show you
81:02
it's not good though and i need to hold
81:04
it up
81:06
but it's okay we got it we got it okay
81:08
it's not done though
81:10
but it's something okay ready three
81:14
two one titties okay
81:18
what are we thunking of my wedding dress
81:20
if you don't look
81:21
at the wrong spots it almost
81:25
looks like it's okay you made the
81:28
thumbnail this thing
81:29
is too [ __ ] small i mean it's too
81:32
[ __ ] big for me weirdly enough
81:34
this should be like one size smaller but
81:38
your boy now when i sit down i imagine
81:41
it's going to be
81:41
worse because you're going to get a
81:43
worse angle
81:45
but tighten it more you can't look
81:48
it's fully done there's no more room to
81:52
tighten
81:53
absolutely none oh my god chair
81:58
bro chair my chair's getting on my
82:02
wedding dress
82:03
okay chair come on [ __ ]
82:07
do you see what i'm doing here to see
82:08
what the issue is
82:11
do you see what the problem is here this
82:14
thing won't come
82:16
like this thing won't sit right on my
82:17
chest but
82:19
this is pretty much the best it gets
82:27
good enough good enough i'm saying this
82:30
is good enough
82:34
use tape i don't have any i mean i do
82:37
have electrical tape but that's not
82:38
strong enough
82:39
also it's mainly the tits that this
82:42
isn't really the issue it's mainly the
82:43
tits
82:45
but for now
82:48
wedding dress is on baby the heels
82:52
are gonna go on next maybe finally this
82:55
thing won't trail on the ground when i
82:57
walk if i wear the heels also
82:59
but my god i'm not looking forward to it
83:02
um
83:08
hold on i've got to do this up a bit
83:09
more a little bit tighter
83:11
because these are not i just realized
83:13
how to tighten these
83:14
and it's so weird how you do it you're
83:17
like move this
83:18
okay [ __ ] it i don't care enough bob's
83:20
larger it
83:21
making them larger oh
83:31
that is an interesting idea
83:35
where are the large ones
83:39
that is an interesting idea hold on
83:46
i don't know where the large ones are
83:48
though
83:49
oh [ __ ] i mean
83:53
i know where the like excessively large
83:56
ones are but they're not really worth
83:58
doing
83:59
because they're just like way too big
84:02
like at that point it's just gonna be
84:03
[ __ ]
84:05
awful but i'm calling this good
84:09
i'm gonna call this good because if i
84:11
breathe out then it's tight enough
84:14
for basically tense my chest okay let's
84:16
do this let's do the heels
84:20
oh god you can wear a [ __ ] good lord
84:24
okay this with the corset is not fun
84:28
oh look at them titties though oh
84:32
them titties though okay let me uh i'm
84:35
almost done with this
84:36
oh yeah i also put my hair back sorry if
84:39
that uh
84:40
i don't know whether actually the hair
84:42
back might actually be a look that works
84:44
with this
84:45
okay there we go i got the strap on now
84:50
got the strap on let me brush my hair
84:53
and then i'll put it back
84:54
trad wife i can do all the
84:59
household tasks i need to okay
85:03
you need a little cropped white jacket
85:05
for a [ __ ] wedding
85:06
i don't think you wear a jacket to a
85:08
wedding
85:09
well unless you're the i mean the bride
85:11
doesn't exactly wear a jacket to the
85:13
wedding but
85:18
weirdly enough that this actually kind
85:20
of works for it but
85:22
anyway fact it doesn't really change
85:23
much at all okay one heal on i gotta get
85:26
the other one
85:26
oh god dude i am off
85:30
i am off balance dude
85:33
oh this is not good chat i'm not gonna
85:36
be
85:37
look at this [ __ ] okay hold on i'll do
85:39
the full thing in a sec
85:40
i am not gonna be able to [ __ ] like
85:44
walk there's no chance that i'm gonna be
85:48
able to walk
85:50
like i'm i oh my dude
85:53
i'm used to walking in heels but bruh
85:58
uh i'm there i'm so sorry about this
86:02
i'm gonna fall on my god damn face i can
86:08
feel it
86:12
like get my heel on
86:18
you're not mike's not in focus oh
86:22
sorry should i take the okay listen is
86:24
it worth taking the leggings off
86:26
is it worth redoing it or redoing the
86:29
redoing the heels
86:30
to take the leggings off do you care
86:32
scam take the leggings off
86:35
yeah okay all right well okay actually
86:38
taking the heels off was easy as [ __ ]
86:41
hold on just so i don't like expose
86:44
myself
86:45
even more i'm gonna walk over here and
86:47
do this
86:48
and somehow pull up the multi layer
86:52
the petticoats of my wedding dress
86:54
because yes there is petticoats in this
86:56
as well oh my god
87:02
oh okay leggings off okay they're coming
87:05
off
87:07
they're coming off they're off okay
87:09
they're pretty much off
87:11
but now the downside is i can't put my
87:13
heels on while on camera with you
87:16
so i've got to come over here and do it
87:18
because now i'm i'm not going to
87:20
see the gift halfway to the lady dimitra
87:23
cosplay already did you see the gif
87:25
halfway lady
87:27
i didn't i didn't see it
87:32
i might actually be able to put my heels
87:33
on on camera weirdly
87:35
[ __ ] it why not
87:39
oh you can see the full extent of my
87:41
illusion breaking apart
87:43
because of this dumb dress put on a
87:45
white belt i don't think that'd help
87:49
i think if i i can keep it in the right
87:51
place for at least for
87:53
for a screenshot at least for a
87:55
screenshot
87:56
you know like
88:00
like this kind of completes the illusion
88:03
i you know
88:05
like if i do this but you know hold on
88:07
do you want to get your quick screenshot
88:09
now
88:12
wedding dress finn you know all the jazz
88:16
not bad okay one heel down next heel
88:19
needs to go on
88:20
from somewhere underneath this absolute
88:22
poofiness of this dress
88:26
necklace i got a tiara to put on too
88:31
oh god damn it my nail i've like hurt
88:34
two of my nails doing this
88:36
okay other heels on i don't really have
88:38
a necklace
88:39
um okay
88:43
it's time it's time
88:47
ow it's time for the [ __ ]
88:52
uh i don't even know what to call this
88:57
all right
89:02
doesn't look as good when i do that
89:04
doesn't look as good when i've got like
89:06
not everything on what the [ __ ]
89:10
the hair looks better like this but then
89:12
i've got to somehow
89:16
that's okay i don't mind that all right
89:20
woohoo i'm really scared to stand up i'm
89:22
i don't want to
89:24
hold on where's my music where's my good
89:26
music
89:32
there we go
89:40
we did it chat we wore a wedding dress
89:44
isn't this cool didn't we do such a good
89:47
job
89:49
oh man we did so good i don't want to
89:52
stand up
89:52
i don't want to stand up and fall on my
89:54
ass i don't want to stand up
89:58
i know mate i know we want to do makeup
90:00
but my god is this tate i am
90:02
tired this is taking it the [ __ ] out of
90:05
me
90:06
i'm gonna do it anyway i'm gonna do
90:07
makeup but let's
90:09
give it a try and stand up first
90:13
i'm gonna fall i'm gonna fall
90:17
i can tell that i'm gonna fall okay let
90:20
me just make sure my heels are on the
90:21
ground
90:22
okay this is really something
90:26
okay
90:41
all right okay
90:45
this is okay right up my guy flex them
90:49
wedding bands
90:51
we did it we did it [ __ ] wedding
90:54
dress
90:55
it just about is good for the hype but i
90:58
cannot make this
91:00
stay there hold on if i like make my
91:03
chest really big
91:05
this is the best i got i think what does
91:08
it look like
91:08
maybe
91:12
not bad
91:16
oh that's a risky move in heels did it
91:18
though not bad
91:20
waist pretty deep pretty decent the bobs
91:24
not good not good at all
91:27
in fact if i let this go it'll just fall
91:29
down
91:31
but [ __ ] it this is this is fine oh my
91:34
god
91:36
where's my thing okay
91:39
bob slip dude i'm like it's so easy for
91:42
me to just
91:45
you know what i mean it's it's going to
91:47
be so easy this must have been
91:48
expensive as [ __ ] i know it was bought
91:51
for 200 pounds
91:53
i think originally it was a lot better
91:55
but
91:56
glue the bob's on the dress so it has
91:58
something to hang on
92:00
i think that is a thing that they do but
92:02
i'm not going to do it
92:04
we saw the bobs of the queen oh man not
92:07
really the bob's just the thing
92:08
i am like out of the way
92:13
how long are you gonna grow your hair
92:15
and why your shoulders look soft texty
92:19
why your shoulders look soft like
92:22
like how my skin's soft i like think
92:25
i've got
92:26
soft dishes what about the flowers i
92:29
sent you or the glove that someone else
92:31
sent you
92:34
uh wait what
92:38
oh god i don't know where the [ __ ] that
92:39
is
92:41
i i genuinely don't know what i decided
92:43
to go about that
92:45
uh whole dress up with some double-sided
92:48
tape
92:48
ah that could work okay what i'm gonna
92:52
do
92:54
dude i want to get this off holy [ __ ]
92:57
this is so much
92:58
work to maintain now presenting her
93:01
royal highness f1 ncess
93:04
rose okay
93:07
here's what i'm gonna do um
93:11
you're staying that way oh what a good
93:13
thanks chat you're so nice
93:15
i gotta do the makeup somehow though and
93:17
i don't know if i want to do it in a
93:18
wedding dress
93:19
um it's a little bit much don't you
93:22
think
93:23
uh also i can't get these to stay on
93:25
like
93:26
if i don't continually pull it up it's
93:28
just gonna come down
93:35
it's not like this it this it'll stop at
93:37
a certain point because of the way that
93:39
it's
93:39
like made but it it this was this
93:43
wants to be like there like the top of
93:44
it wants to be like down there
93:47
but i can't get it to like stay where i
93:49
want it to you know
93:51
because like realistically these should
93:53
all be
93:55
on a real woman this should be like this
94:00
almost but it can't it can't work like
94:03
that
94:04
obviously so there's not much i can do
94:06
with the
94:07
with the fake bobs and this so i don't
94:11
know
94:13
damn i want to be your queen now
94:16
hell yeah
94:21
okay the one thing i do want to take off
94:24
is um the bobs and
94:28
[ __ ] oh wait hold on let me just quickly
94:32
i take that off and i want to take
94:38
hold on the fake [ __ ]
94:42
oh okay fine that can just stay that can
94:45
just stay i guess
94:47
um but yeah i there you go bob's bubs be
94:49
gone flat-chested women in fact no i do
94:51
want to take this off
94:52
um let me do that okay
95:00
okay because you can't actually tell
95:02
that they're on anyway so i'm gonna take
95:03
the stickies off
95:05
the sticky boys that make the
95:09
the good fake bobs i'm gonna take them
95:11
off and i'll just redo them when i do
95:13
the makeup because i'm not gonna wear
95:15
those for like an hour while i do this
95:18
because fine we're doing the makeup i
95:20
knew that you guys would want makeup
95:22
i knew that going into the stream but i
95:24
i didn't think that i'd [ __ ] hate it
95:27
uh hate the everything about this this
95:29
quickly
95:31
oh dude it's the it's legitimately the
95:34
strapless bra
95:35
like look okay it's legitimately this
95:38
the strapless bra is the worst thing
95:42
ever invented it's so bad
95:47
it's so bad i'm gonna take it off it
95:50
sucks okay
95:51
one sec momentarily taking this off
95:56
they do suck they they don't just suck
96:00
they suck worse than any oh that's so
96:03
much nicer
96:04
holy [ __ ] just dude i'm just let me be
96:08
at the fanboy wedding dress
96:11
so much better holy [ __ ] so
96:14
okay i'm gonna turn uh they just hurt
96:17
yeah
96:17
because basically what they are because
96:19
they need to have something to like
96:22
stay up so that they're like really
96:24
rubberized and
96:25
tight as [ __ ] it's so bad they're awful
96:30
they're so incredibly terrible to wear
96:32
if you if you are a woman
96:33
and you're like oh man i should get oh
96:36
man
96:37
it'd be so convenient i could wear so
96:38
many cool strapless dresses
96:40
if i just wear that [ __ ] don't
96:42
they're
96:43
awful okay i'm gonna change my desktop
96:45
audio to this
96:47
um
96:51
there we go okay i'm now officially
96:54
accepting donations again
96:56
please give me money again i'll be able
96:57
to hear you and i'll be able to respond
96:59
because i'm going to be doing my makeup
97:00
and i'm not going to be looking at yet
97:02
much
97:03
uh well i will be but you know money
97:06
please give me money i just want money
97:07
can i have money thank you
97:08
oh i'm sorry dude that took it out of me
97:20
slip male presenting bro
97:24
it's because [ __ ] wedding dress
97:25
doesn't mean i'm not male presenting
97:27
ah sorry i've got to break the illusion
97:30
in order for this thing to work
97:32
um i mean i could just put on a shirt
97:35
but
97:35
i kind of figured you guys would want to
97:37
see the wedding dress anyway
97:38
um okay where's my thing
97:42
there it is i do have one idea to keep
97:44
this up
97:49
i think you missed one whilst getting
97:51
undressed p
97:52
yes um imagine for your wedding bay
97:56
you're about to go down the island
97:58
you're so nervous wait
97:59
then you're so nervous you desperately
98:01
need to pee what what do you do
98:04
you [ __ ] pee dude this thing's got
98:05
enough layers on it to just absorb it
98:08
um my guy flex with wedding guns and
98:16
yeah
98:17
how long are you gonna grow your hair
98:18
and why do your shoulders look soft i
98:19
answered the soft
98:20
the soft shoulders question but
98:23
i don't know i'm kind of just growing my
98:26
hair out
98:27
i i think it's at another awkward point
98:29
the thing is with hair growth is that it
98:31
keeps reaching
98:32
random shitty points thumbnails latest
98:34
video
98:36
am i am i
98:39
am i i've gotta know oh i also re
98:44
i also changed the angle of my camera
98:48
is it super noticeable is it a giant
98:51
change from what you're used to that i
98:53
changed the angle of my camera to be
98:54
slightly more this way
98:57
oh man i hope it is took me a while
99:00
i give you my money
99:06
money thank you thank you for money
99:20
i am look at this [ __ ] i am
99:23
i don't know why he lowered the
99:25
saturation though
99:27
uh he lowered the saturation of my thing
99:32
[ __ ] it i'll go on hello youtube my name
99:33
is caleb i am gathered
99:35
i he makes insanely good videos but i i
99:38
just want to see where i
99:40
am to see if he recognizes me
99:43
because i don't know if he knows that
99:45
this is gonna be me
99:49
wait do you reckon anyone in the
99:50
comments who said it
99:52
and i don't talk about captions and [ __ ]
99:54
why can't i like see the
99:56
thing
99:59
which one am i where am i where am i
100:00
where am i where am i where am i where
100:02
am i
100:03
where am i umperville chad have you
100:05
watched this yet where am i i want to
100:07
know where i am
100:11
where am i where am i where am i where
100:14
am i where am i
100:15
come on minecraft me come on um look at
100:18
my ass where am i
100:19
am i by the end because that's usually
100:21
where youtubers put the things in their
100:23
thumbnail
100:28
no no where am i
100:32
a full test prosthetic set of boober
100:34
it's like a tank top with
100:36
booba would probably work i'm not what
100:39
better to hold everything umperville did
100:41
you click bait me
100:43
223. and his clothing defy gravity
100:48
i know i i okay i know what you're on
100:50
about but okay let's see
100:53
2 30 down there's pop let's have a
100:55
moment of silence and a round of
100:57
applause
100:59
so go ahead and take that [ __ ]
101:01
to the floor right
101:02
you lied to me too oh did i click the
101:04
wrong thing
101:06
what 238
101:09
[Music]
101:12
let's try center i'm [ __ ] not again
101:14
then
101:15
you just lied to me did you just lie to
101:18
me
101:19
did you just lie to me chat is that
101:22
literally all you did
101:34
fortunately what
101:38
oh that's upsetting that's upsetting you
101:41
pieces of [ __ ]
101:42
now you're just saying random numbers to
101:43
see if i'll go there
101:45
i'm still gonna 452
101:48
nope not there either look for yourself
101:51
in israel kappa kappa kappa
101:54
did he did he click bite me did he
101:56
clickbait me
101:58
i think this was just to clickbait
102:00
literally just me
102:04
this was just clickbait for me no one
102:06
else would have done this
102:08
i've watched his entire video through
102:09
skipping through it
102:11
it's i i'm dude what
102:14
litera it's literally the last few
102:16
seconds
102:18
it's not it's not even that i mean i
102:21
i hate uberville me and the homies hate
102:23
uponville
102:24
umperville bad copyrights strike him can
102:28
i copy strike umperville
102:30
can i copy strike umperville please
102:34
can i'm going to email someone about
102:35
this
102:39
i'm going to copy strike that guy i'm
102:41
gonna copy strike that guy
102:44
okay dude what i never got it's never
102:48
been the words copy strike
102:50
that's not a word it's copyright strike
102:53
copy strike is not a thing good lord now
102:56
everyone thinks it's copy strike
102:58
all right should we do makeup now is it
103:01
time to finally do makeup
103:02
in a [ __ ] wedding dress okay is it
103:05
time for to finally do some makeup
103:08
you sound like a karen i copy strike
103:10
this guy
103:12
actually i sound like another twitch
103:13
streamer points if you know who the [ __ ]
103:15
it is
103:17
all right let's see let's see what we
103:20
can do with this with this pitiful face
103:22
here
103:23
all right i shaved this morning
103:26
everything so we should uh we should be
103:29
good
103:30
all right listen dudes
103:33
let me just let me shout out yet again
103:36
shaving your shaving your armpits is
103:39
worth
103:39
i i i gotta say
103:44
even as like it doesn't [ __ ] matter
103:46
if you're doing this [ __ ]
103:48
it's not feminine it's just hygienic
103:50
it's cool
103:53
and it feels better too just [ __ ]
103:58
shave your armpits it's better
104:03
shave your armpits it's better dude i i
104:05
don't care
104:07
i don't care if you think it's dumb
104:08
shave your armpits
104:11
okay agreed
104:15
everything my dude most most everything
104:20
for example didn't shave my legs today
104:31
but everything else okay not everything
104:34
else
104:34
oh i did the shaving thing of um i did
104:37
that
104:38
you know when we were talking about
104:39
shaving and i was talking about the same
104:41
thing
104:42
and i said there was another area i
104:43
wanted to shave yeah i did that
104:45
i haven't noticed any measurable benefit
104:48
for the stress that it caused me
104:50
so i don't know whether it i don't know
104:51
whether it's worth it yet to be honest
104:53
with you
104:55
the armpit thing though i stand behind
104:59
the armpit thing though i stand behind
105:09
everyone in chat just guessing
105:13
i'm not gonna let you know if you're
105:14
right or not can i take the [ __ ]
105:17
heels off holy [ __ ] okay
105:19
these things are just like annoying me
105:21
now because it's just hard to do it it's
105:23
hard to
105:24
relegate myself all right everything
105:30
kappa pride kappa pride
105:36
all the important bits
105:39
i've shaved everything that's important
105:42
oh my god dude
105:45
genuinely putting the wedding dress on
105:47
took an hour
105:48
to do it scuffed as well my god how long
105:52
the wedding
105:53
goes prep
106:01
how long does that [ __ ] take
106:11
i'm here i see you well i didn't shave
106:13
my arms
106:15
[ __ ] i mean i don't think you should
106:16
shave your arms because you do a lot
106:18
with them
106:19
and it's like probably real i mean i've
106:21
shaved my arms before
106:22
thinking that was a good idea it's not a
106:24
good idea
106:27
like uh not with a razor anyway if you
106:29
wanted to like buzz them like
106:31
then yeah i guess but where's the
106:34
epilator
106:35
it's under the thing mate i mean [ __ ]
106:38
shaving arms is weird though yeah cause
106:40
there's like
106:43
no one does it oh
106:48
oh my god my arms aren't like insanely
106:50
masculine but i do own an epilator and
106:52
it's under the kitchen sink right now
106:54
and i'm not gonna go get it sup [ __ ]
106:56
it's me again
106:57
hey buddy we talked about you yesterday
107:01
um do you like my wedding dress do you
107:04
like the wedding dress dude
107:10
i gotta dm you about something instead
107:11
wait i'm gonna dm you now
107:15
uh
107:20
hold on
107:25
oh why the [ __ ] i typed it wrong there
107:27
you go
107:38
[Music]
107:41
there we go there we go i'll see what he
107:44
says all right
107:47
sub goal oh dude it's been hit for a
107:49
while i just haven't changed it i have
107:51
full tattoo sleeves i shave my arms
107:53
why why though do you mean like with a
107:56
you can get like the spots and [ __ ]
107:58
though through that so
107:59
i don't know
108:03
dude this shit's like there's like all
108:05
these things there and i
108:06
i can feel it under my arms here where
108:08
i'm going like this like rubbing my arms
108:10
up against it
108:13
okay so my friend uh that uh my friend
108:16
that is just uh do you remember you know
108:18
the person i just said that is uh the
108:20
the gifted a sub
108:22
i said they watch my streams every now
108:24
and then they're the person i was
108:25
talking about yesterday that was having
108:27
a wedding
108:28
that occasionally watched my streams
108:31
listen buddy i'm not saying much
108:34
but uh i'm gonna show up to your wedding
108:38
in this
108:39
just so you know full wedding dress i
108:42
got the heels
108:43
i'll do full makeup for and everything i
108:45
am i am gonna
108:46
i'm gonna ruin alex's day it's gonna be
108:49
the worst
108:50
i'm gonna ruin it it's gonna be the best
108:52
it's gonna be so good i'm gonna i'm
108:54
gonna show up
108:54
i'm gonna be the spotlight ruin the
108:56
bride's day it's gonna be so fun
108:59
you're getting married i'm not my friend
109:00
is and this is what i plan to show up in
109:02
i forgot where the wedding is but this
109:05
is my
109:05
this my planned outfit i'm buying you a
109:08
suit you buy me a suit
109:10
you better [ __ ] not wear that i
109:13
didn't know you're buying me a suit i
109:14
kind of we were talking about buying a
109:16
suit yesterday i was looking into buying
109:18
a suit
109:18
why are you buying me a suit is that a
109:20
tradition is that a thing that people do
109:24
white at a wedding wear full wedding
109:26
dress at a wedding
109:32
does the do they usually buy suits or is
109:34
it so you can be like matching and [ __ ]
109:37
i don't know
109:43
i think it'd be kind of fun i kind of
109:45
plan to buy
109:46
the own suit but you're a groomsman you
109:50
need to
109:50
uh buy a matching suit that works i'm a
109:52
groomsman
109:53
pug i don't even remember when we talked
109:56
about it
109:57
i didn't i forgot that i was a groomsman
110:02
that's gonna be funny oh my god
110:07
i forgot about that
110:11
oh my god okay maybe i can't show up in
110:15
a wedding dress from a groomsman
110:17
are they the people that are on the
110:19
stage and [ __ ] like near you
110:22
there's like the groomsmen and there's
110:23
like the best man and [ __ ] and they're
110:25
all like kind of
110:25
in that area so what you're saying is i
110:28
definitely can't wear a wedding dress
110:32
that upsets my whole plan why do you
110:34
think i bought this i spent thousands on
110:36
this dress
110:38
and i totally didn't just someone just
110:40
sent it to me i
110:41
i i've expensed thousands of dollars on
110:45
this
110:46
specifically for the wedding
110:50
uh i have no idea how much this dress
110:53
was actually worth
110:58
groomsmen will end up in official photos
111:00
pug
111:01
okay dude i'm gonna [ __ ] up this dress
111:04
it's a white dress and i'm like just
111:05
doing powder and [ __ ] over it
111:07
oh dude the people that like actually
111:10
care about wedding dresses i need to go
111:11
for it
111:12
uh people that actually care about
111:13
wedding dresses oh man i'm sorry
111:18
good thing this is worth 200 pounds and
111:21
not
111:21
thousands well if someone did spend 200
111:24
quid to get this to me
111:25
so that's kind of funny
111:30
i don't know why but i always get like a
111:32
little bit of a red forehead
111:34
i don't know why that is whoa
111:40
i hate that that is so annoying to me
111:43
the fact i keep like touching this
111:45
did someone clip the nip slip there's
111:47
gonna be more nip slips i
111:48
i i'm sorry it's just gonna happen
111:52
hey edgar is this a different anchor but
111:54
[ __ ] yeah it is a different edgar
111:56
i think maybe thank you for the five
111:57
gifted subs dude
112:05
thank you pog
112:09
you could be the best mate of honor can
112:10
i be both the groomsman
112:12
the maid of honor
112:16
can i be both i'll just switch sides
112:20
midway through
112:27
midway through the wedding i'll just go
112:28
and um switch over to the bride's side
112:30
just
112:31
run and grab a dress and quickly like
112:33
throw on some fake eyelashes
112:38
tear off clothing that's so good tear
112:41
off the suit there's like a whole like
112:43
there's a dress underneath just run to
112:45
the other side
112:50
you need to do two sets of photos
112:53
see that sounds like a plan to me
112:56
throw the wig too i need to i'll grow
112:58
i'll get a wig i'll have it all prepared
113:01
i i'm i'm on board with this
113:04
damn it's been so long good to see
113:06
nothing has changed xd
113:10
always a groomsman never a bride
113:16
that's funny that's funny oh
113:20
[ __ ] okay
113:25
god the american texas speech is
113:27
horrible i still haven't corrected it
113:29
it's funny though
113:34
i think it powdered everywhere i'm just
113:35
doing it on autopilot now
113:37
okay powder done what i'm gonna try and
113:40
set the text to speech
113:42
good again uh before i look
113:45
somewhat normal okay where's my thing
113:48
okay
113:49
subscriptions um media
113:53
no okay that's not it that's not it
113:56
that's not it oh found it okay there we
114:00
go
114:01
english gb baby yeah i'm guessing
114:04
streamlabs just changed their like
114:06
default to american instead weird
114:08
all right there we go
114:17
by the way can i just point out that at
114:20
some point during this stream
114:22
just on the wedding dress reveal there
114:24
were 6 000 people in here
114:26
which is a new record for for
114:29
literally nothing i wore a wedding dress
114:32
uh
114:33
pog i guess
114:39
pretty good we didn't even get raided or
114:41
anything this was good this was a good
114:42
day today
114:47
matching heels with the dress i do
114:48
actually i'm still wearing them because
114:50
chat decided they wouldn't want to let
114:52
me take them off
114:54
listen hold on can you hear the click
114:58
there you go said i mean
115:02
do we try and do some bridal makeup like
115:06
not any like obviously i can't do
115:07
[ __ ] red lipstick bright
115:09
[ __ ] pink eyeshadow like what what
115:12
what's like
115:13
what's like bridal bridal makeup
115:16
it's like very white and [ __ ] right
115:20
what do you think my god i hate this
115:25
i hate that so much i want to get like a
115:29
[ __ ] shirt there because it's so
115:31
spiky
115:33
my god do i have anything
115:36
not really can i like fold it down
115:40
it's too big no i don't have the boobs
115:42
so it's like i took them off a minute
115:44
ago
115:46
gold eyes neutral lips yeah pretty much
115:50
uh we've we got more neutral
115:53
neutrally lip gloss now or lipstick now
115:56
like uh
115:57
that's a bit much but yeah we have it
116:00
we've got it women wear that for days
116:05
are you
116:05
nuts they don't wear their wedding dress
116:07
for days they wear it like once
116:10
that's the whole point they wear they
116:11
wear it like maybe you could say
116:14
all day but
116:17
can we get thinner wedding can we get
116:18
finn in a wedding dress trending on
116:19
twitter
116:20
dude the day that i trend on twitter for
116:22
anything is the day that i think i won
116:25
i beat life
116:30
nip slip oh no not again i don't care
116:34
i'm not it's dude it's fine i'm a dude
116:37
like it's not a not a girl's nip um
116:41
so that makes it fine i guess and also
116:44
you know [ __ ] i it's
116:48
i don't care
116:53
do i need to bring out the black
116:54
electrical tape again and make like x's
116:58
it's a safe nip it's a safe nip
117:19
oh wouldn't it be a really funny
117:20
controversy
117:23
like if i get banned for
117:26
showing a female presenting nipple right
117:30
because my nipple right even though it's
117:32
male presenting
117:33
wouldn't that be a funny controversy for
117:35
twitch well they couldn't ban me
117:37
because then it'd be like oh so twitch
117:39
is saying that
117:40
if you're a dude that puts on makeup
117:43
you're not a guy anymore
117:44
that's funny twitch interesting ban me i
117:47
dare you
117:49
ban me i dare you twitch you little
117:51
piece of [ __ ]
117:53
jeff bezos
118:06
that's a bit strong but
118:09
it's not too bad i remember a while ago
118:12
i did like
118:13
nose contour and thought it was insanely
118:15
like
118:16
too much and then looked at it on the
118:19
stream after and was like
118:20
it doesn't look bad on camera it looks
118:22
bad in real life i've seen uh
118:24
i'm gonna go over it though i've seen
118:28
a youtuber uh vidcon
118:32
that did like uh just like up up close i
118:35
saw my first
118:36
female in my entire life and i saw i saw
118:39
this youtuber
118:40
and was like i saw them on camera before
118:43
and i met them
118:44
and i i really distinctly remember like
118:47
damn
118:48
your makeup doesn't look very good but
118:50
on camera you looked insanely good it
118:52
looked really nice
118:54
but like on on like on it on the youtube
118:56
video it looked fine but in real life i
118:58
remember like jesus i don't know you can
118:59
get away with like that harsh like
119:01
contour
119:02
because i'm like more on the side of
119:04
doing less
119:06
because it's more like natural but
119:09
i guess it works caddy not naming any
119:12
names
119:13
i'm just saying i'm just saying dude
119:22
i'm be i'm being like i'm being i'm
119:23
being a [ __ ] about this
119:30
oh my god my hair's like this really
119:31
awkward length
119:34
i cannot figure out nose contour one day
119:37
i just want
119:38
i mean james [ __ ] charles follows me
119:40
back i dm james and cm
119:43
play dm james charles and ask him hey i
119:46
missed a few skills
119:48
nine months or do i just be a normal
119:52
person and look up a video about it
119:55
although i already did that i did at
119:57
some point
119:58
look up a tutorial for like nose contour
120:01
and went like oh this doesn't apply to
120:03
me at all
120:04
it's just like some girl that has like a
120:07
tiny ass nose and she says like yeah i
120:08
know i have a tiny nose anyway but i
120:10
still contour it the video has like five
120:12
thousand
120:13
five million views it's like oh man
120:17
it helps me so much all right
120:22
james is a oh ever is james like is
120:25
james got cancelled again
120:28
james probably thinks you're 16.
120:31
oh god what's he done can someone fill
120:34
me in
120:35
what did he do
120:38
you need to disassociate with him oh no
120:41
what do you do
120:42
is it bad oh it's bad
120:47
i know that he he's already been in like
120:49
a ton of is it the old
120:51
controversy thing he texted guys under
120:53
edge you know it's bad when like a
120:55
youtuber
120:56
like when i hear like he texted that
120:58
underage kid i'm like
121:00
i swear he's done that like twice a year
121:03
ago
121:04
he did it again
121:08
that's not good
121:14
did he do it again yikes oh
121:18
buddy james dude oh that's not good i
121:22
don't know the situation but
121:24
it's never good when when you've got a
121:27
controversy i'm like which
121:28
one oh dude that's
121:31
[Music]
121:34
bad
121:36
how at what point does it does it uh at
121:38
what point is it
121:39
that i become a beauty youtuber like
121:42
is it because i do makeup on camera it's
121:45
almost a tutorial
121:46
right am i a beauty streamer am i in a
121:49
beauty guru
121:50
is that am i now that or do i need to
121:53
already wish i was as brave as you but
121:55
i'm married and i get weird looks when i
121:59
look at female stuff too long i mean you
122:04
know
122:04
like what do i yeah am i am i
122:07
technically a beauty guru
122:09
like because i do all the makeup on
122:11
camera i'm almost
122:13
i've done a tutorial do i count as a
122:15
beauty guru or like
122:16
is there a thing that i need to do first
122:18
like a like a test
122:19
do i need to molest a child to become
122:21
one
122:23
i i don't really want to listen i know
122:26
james charles is [ __ ]
122:28
i know he's gone that route but i don't
122:30
really know if i want to
122:32
want to go and i don't know if i want to
122:34
be a part of that community
122:36
if that's the if that's the entry
122:38
requirements
122:41
sorry i don't even know what he did i
122:44
don't even know what he did
122:46
oh my god
122:49
okay i apologize probably it's probably
122:51
a lot more serious that i'm making it
122:52
out to seem
122:54
but then again i have no idea what he's
122:55
done
122:58
i've been watching a lot of south park
122:59
recently it's been etched into my brain
123:05
okay
123:10
okay there we go
123:14
better cross-dressing role model chris
123:15
crocker i've heard that name
123:18
i've heard that name i've heard that
123:21
name before
123:22
no people on twitter are typing oh no
123:26
i'm so sorry people on twitter i
123:29
take back whatever i said i've grown as
123:31
a person it was years ago
123:36
in all fairness it's not like it's it's
123:39
it's not like people on twitter are the
123:41
people that you want to impress with
123:42
jokes anyway
123:45
i think i use twitter now more to just
123:47
interact with people that i like
123:49
instead of actually trying to make funny
123:51
content because it's just kind of like
123:53
you know i think like uh i i think there
123:56
was this thing a while ago i responded
123:58
to a thing of rambu
124:00
and i didn't know is like oh god i'm
124:02
gonna get myself [ __ ] canceled
124:03
i didn't know like uh much about rambu
124:06
and people on twitter were like
124:07
whoa bad thing so joke was up for like
124:11
two minutes but
124:13
bad brianna people on twitter aren't
124:15
really the ones that are like
124:17
big uh big [ __ ] comedian
124:21
lovers all right i think i'm done with
124:24
contour
124:25
i did i can never do good like jaw
124:27
contour and nose contour are just
124:29
[ __ ] hard because
124:30
you should be more active on instagram
124:34
yeah i just i don't know there's i don't
124:36
do too many like photo shoots all the
124:37
time
124:38
or i don't do too many taking photos
124:41
because i feel like if i'm gonna upload
124:42
anything on instagram i need to do so
124:44
much like work for it
124:47
i saw i once saw a dude getting
124:49
cancelled because he got ratioed i don't
124:52
think that's being cancelled
124:54
the thing is we're being cancelled on
124:55
twitter is it it lasts like a week
124:57
and then depending on how serious the
125:00
[ __ ] is again i don't know what james
125:02
did
125:03
but if it's obviously this is like a
125:06
while ago and i remember the time that
125:07
he did that [ __ ] a year ago
125:09
so and if he's texting 16 year olds
125:13
that's the exact same [ __ ]
125:15
[ __ ] carson did so i don't think that
125:18
he's gonna get much support from
125:20
people after that i don't think that
125:22
he's uh
125:24
necessarily one of the good guys if he's
125:26
done that multiple times
125:30
nip slip [ __ ] god how where how
125:32
[ __ ] how
125:34
it looks like i oh there it is
125:38
this is the top side of it reported last
125:40
week
125:42
carson didn't even do oh dude oh [ __ ]
125:45
good lord
125:48
all right um
125:49
[Music]
125:51
all right i'm gonna do a couple what
125:53
what eye shadow do you think we should
125:54
do by the way
125:55
oh [ __ ] i need your eyebrows first what
125:56
i brought what eye shadow do you think
125:57
we should do
126:05
oh to become a beauty guru you need to
126:07
tell us brands and talk them up
126:08
as soon as one of them wants to pay me
126:12
i'm waiting to the day that like a uh
126:14
dude i'm waiting
126:16
for some caught gold okay i don't know
126:18
if i have a good
126:19
okay i've got a glittery goldie thing
126:22
i'm waiting for the day that like a
126:23
brand
126:24
a makeup brand uh emails my business
126:27
email
126:29
uh finster gmail i don't know what the
126:32
[ __ ] it is finnster
126:33
gmail.com i'm waiting until a business
126:36
email comes through
126:38
makeup companies i'm waiting
126:41
i have never endorsed a makeup product
126:43
before think about how valuable that is
126:45
makeup companies
126:46
just so you know just so you know
126:50
game of girl moment yeah
127:06
okay i was about to say i got a really
127:10
good start on that eyebrow and then i
127:12
immediately kind of goofed it a little
127:13
bit
127:16
silver for matching i think gold's kind
127:19
of right to be honest
127:27
i hate this [ __ ] dress when i put my
127:29
arms here it's just pure like scratchy
127:34
okay
127:38
uh if you put a picture of you in this a
127:41
lot of uh other people would think you
127:42
got married
127:43
on live stream that's some that is some
127:48
uh [ __ ] dedication if a streamer's
127:51
like live streaming their wedding
127:54
live streaming the whole getting ready
127:56
process
128:00
i don't think any sane person would
128:02
actually think i'm getting married
128:08
i promise chat if i get married i'll
128:11
livestream the wedding
128:12
i promise clip it now so i will so you
128:16
can hold me to it
128:17
i'll live stream the wedding you know
128:22
what i'm thinking as well
128:23
whenever like these makeup channels do
128:25
the makeup they've got to like try and
128:27
make themselves look good while they're
128:29
doing it because whenever i do mine holy
128:30
[ __ ] thanks for a thousand bits
128:32
just join this my first stream i'm
128:34
surprised i was getting ready for a
128:35
wedding yeah
128:36
they are like whenever i do mine i'm
128:38
just
128:40
like this i don't know how they can sit
128:42
there and go
128:43
you know like that how the [ __ ] do they
128:44
do that [ __ ] fin makeup palette soon
128:47
if dude everyone's got a makeup palette
128:50
i can make a makeup palette i can do a
128:53
makeup palette why not
128:55
i could do that straighten your dress
128:57
good sir it's
128:59
there we go there we go this is dreadful
129:02
i hate the feeling of that
129:04
on the outside it's [ __ ] scratchy all
129:07
right
129:08
it's got sequins and stuff that are just
129:09
not fun
129:21
makeup palettes of the minecraft texture
129:22
pack yes that'd be so good
129:24
i oh that'd be funny but it'd be more
129:26
green though
129:29
blaze orange
129:45
[ __ ] steve blue
129:49
feel like this is how i get myself like
129:51
sued from mojang though
129:53
is making something like that have the
129:55
if they don't want part of me feels like
129:58
minecraft have done a makeup palette
130:00
magma cube red
130:02
yes
130:05
like i swear to god i don't i've never
130:08
seen it
130:09
but part of me just really wants to
130:12
think
130:12
that they do have it pig pink nether
130:16
lipstick yeah
130:18
the nether lipstick collection it's just
130:19
like shades of like
130:21
um [ __ ]
130:24
dark reds and [ __ ] lava orange
130:31
i swear to god it's gotta have been done
130:33
mushroom red
130:34
i swear my silly and purple i swear to
130:38
god it's gotta have been a thing can
130:39
someone look it up if it was a thing
130:41
it didn't dude it doesn't even sound
130:43
like a terrible idea
130:45
either like i'd buy it if it was me i'd
130:48
buy it
130:49
but it's got to be such a niche product
130:53
but they've made minecraft has like lego
130:57
so like grass green yeah like it it
131:00
genuinely does sound like
131:03
microsoft buddy we've put it on stream i
131:06
came up with the idea with the help of
131:07
no one i copyright that
131:09
i copyright that for when you release
131:11
that glowstone highlight
131:18
i dude i genuinely think that's actually
131:21
actually a good idea like
131:25
not even a joke that that genuinely does
131:28
sound good right
131:29
it hasn't been done yet
131:33
glowstone glitter dude it does that
131:36
sounds like a good idea
131:38
doesn't it like the fact that that
131:40
doesn't that's the first idea
131:43
that i've heard that i'm surprised
131:44
doesn't exist
131:46
because i know people would buy that
131:51
and you could do the makeup palettes
131:53
like all like pixels and [ __ ]
131:59
do i need to make an unofficial
132:01
minecraft palette
132:04
as much
132:18
those are some strong freckles
132:29
and do it there's someone some on
132:32
pinterest but nothing official there's
132:34
no actual product
132:36
that's really funny
132:40
morphy hit me up i've got a great
132:42
product idea to market
132:48
that genuinely sounds really cool the
132:51
only issue would be like
132:53
getting sued from mojang right
132:56
diamond blue it's perfect dude
133:00
villager green that sounds gross like a
133:02
villager like
133:03
nude color nude villager um
133:07
that could be good
133:14
like an oak you know
133:22
the different like colors of uh the
133:25
different colors of wood
133:27
[ __ ] to do like shades like a brown one
133:31
you could call spruce
133:32
right or dark oak right like this is
133:37
legally dissimilar like you're not
133:40
actually using
133:41
like pigment sure that's probably a
133:43
copyrighted term
133:45
blaze isn't
133:48
steve maybe redstone lip stain
133:51
redstone lip gl redstone lipstick dude
133:56
bro
134:02
it's like that dude
134:06
that'd be so good
134:11
as long as you don't use any copyrighted
134:13
words
134:16
and you don't brand it as if it's a
134:18
minecraft product
134:19
it's just a cool collection of colors
134:21
that i like
134:25
it genuinely kind of sounds like a good
134:27
idea
134:32
unironically that's actually something
134:34
that i'd i do if i could do it but i
134:36
have no [ __ ] clue how a person would
134:38
go and do that
134:41
i have no idea the process of creating a
134:44
makeup palette shane dawson made an
134:45
entire documentary seize
134:47
uh thing on it didn't they
134:51
end your eyeliner that's so good
134:54
that's so good you couldn't get away
134:57
with saying enderman or like
134:58
enderdragon because that's gotta be
135:01
copyrighted
135:04
gravel oh gravel grey
135:16
like um i don't know how you what else
135:19
in minecraft is like a
135:20
jet black like just completely black
135:22
obsidian
135:24
obsidian would work that's just a thing
135:26
that's just a rock in real life you
135:28
can't copyright that
135:29
obsidian eyeliner
135:33
dude dude this could be a real product
135:37
i'm i'm genuinely like it there is dude
135:41
i swear to god somewhere at mojang
135:44
this is like on the they're debating on
135:46
this somewhere right
135:48
they've got to be concrete powder oh my
135:51
god
135:52
somewhere at mojang there's like a
135:53
there's a board of directors
135:55
that at some point are gonna have or
135:58
will all or like have had a meeting and
136:00
said like should we make
136:02
the minecraft makeup palette because
136:06
dude it would get so much publicity too
136:10
you think [ __ ] jeffree star wouldn't
136:12
make a video on
136:14
minecraft makeup palette you think he
136:17
wouldn't
136:18
like dude come on that is good that's a
136:21
[ __ ]
136:21
good idea that's a good idea
136:29
too much boomers to think about it
136:34
it's a good idea man
136:39
hmm yeah it's a good idea okay what am i
136:42
going to do next
136:43
uh i don't know if i want to do this
136:45
next i think it's [ __ ] eye shadow
136:47
time but the eyeshadow palette's down
136:49
there
136:50
and i'm going to coarse it so this is
136:51
going to be a bit of a [ __ ]
136:54
oh my god okay is there anything else to
136:56
do i feel like i'm missing something
136:57
nope
136:58
oh my god this is awful oh
137:01
corset bendy no working can you put some
137:04
music on
137:09
uh chug jug with you maybe
137:15
there we go jeffrey
137:19
had a makeup deal with spongebob but he
137:21
got cancelled
137:22
see that's dumb minecraft is actually a
137:24
good idea for this
137:26
because they have like so many iconic
137:28
characters
137:30
spongebob's like i guess
137:33
but like the the i'd argue that the
137:36
appeal of spongebob is lesser than
137:40
minecraft
137:43
um what about like what about like
137:47
if you were gonna name it so you don't
137:49
get sued
137:51
i know no one's a lawyer in here but
137:53
like what would you name it
137:56
would you name it do you think block
137:59
game palette
138:01
the block the block palette it's got to
138:04
be a word that's like
138:06
uncopyrightable you can't say like dig
138:10
craft or some [ __ ] like that if it's
138:11
really similar then it's
138:13
cave game notch is intended
138:17
i'll just hit up notch because he's
138:19
probably got the copyright to cave
138:21
cave game right
138:28
mining palette
138:31
dude i mean that's cool
138:34
you couldn't call it a minor um
138:41
dude you could do that though that'd be
138:43
like that's kind of nuts that that's not
138:45
a product
138:48
that is kind of really nutty that's not
138:50
a product uh let's do
138:54
i know it's going to be gold but i'm
138:55
going to do a really light pink
138:57
on the entire eyes like a base color
139:01
it's not going to change much at all but
139:03
it's going to just do a weird
139:06
dude is this not a good [ __ ] idea
139:08
though i gotta hit up microsoft
139:14
the only issue is i'm just a dude with
139:15
an idea unless i have a manufacturing
139:18
plan they don't give a [ __ ] about that
139:24
i'm surprised that doesn't exist
139:29
cat jam i'd turn it up but you guys are
139:31
gonna hear it
139:33
[Music]
139:40
do you not hear like an echo with it
139:41
because like it's coming through the
139:42
microphone as well
139:44
no if that's okay that's fine but
139:47
making sure it sounds good
139:52
yeah okay i'll put on there um
139:55
[Music]
139:57
they've got a playlist
140:04
the [ __ ] maybe i don't like that
140:14
playlist
140:20
inventory makeup inventory paypal is
140:23
down at the moment
140:24
you cannot throw money at finn is paypal
140:26
down
140:28
is it
140:34
oh that's weird
140:39
huh when did that happen
140:42
tell me it happened exactly like 30
140:44
minutes ago
140:45
because that makes sense because that
140:47
was like the last donation i think
140:51
weird end stream no more money gift me
140:54
subs about 10 minutes ago
140:55
damn chat you've really been slacking i
140:57
didn't get any donations in
140:59
in a whole 20 minutes that's upsetting
141:02
you think i work for free
141:03
i think i you think i put makeup on for
141:05
free i'm gonna
141:06
i'm gonna get up my my rent how am i
141:08
gonna
141:09
pay my [ __ ] around i don't care
141:14
all right the uh what should we what
141:16
music should i play i want to play music
141:19
i don't know what's a good long song
141:25
end portal uh
141:29
all right [ __ ] it let's play [ __ ] cow
141:40
baby we're saving for goldman 3 anyway
141:42
yeah
141:43
pixel oh i mean the pixel palette would
141:46
kind of work
141:49
pixel palette kind of works to be honest
141:55
he taxes us yes
141:59
that's kind of funny actually yeah stuff
142:02
shut it down fair enough okay cool
142:09
yeah pixel pilot dude pixel palette dude
142:12
it's a good [ __ ] idea it's a good
142:14
[ __ ] idea
142:16
for five months i know that like i know
142:19
that uh
142:20
my friend original ice didn't get sued
142:23
but microsoft like
142:25
sent him a seasoned assist or some [ __ ]
142:27
because he met
142:30
thanks for all that you do
142:42
is it back
142:45
is it back credit card ah
142:50
how do you do that thanks for the three
142:51
dollars though you're the only
142:54
thank you for the three dollars i made
142:55
three dollars this hour
142:57
okay uh gold did we still want it hey
143:03
paypal is back at teams i claim no
143:07
responsibility in shutting down
143:09
paypal despite them being a bunch of the
143:11
holes
143:12
paypal are a bunch of [ __ ] paypal
143:16
oh i don't even want to i don't want to
143:17
say it out loud they'll ban me i don't
143:19
know i don't want to [ __ ] with them
143:21
you don't [ __ ] with paypal
143:24
there's probably a bunch of factories in
143:27
china that will work on this idea and
143:29
have
143:30
something on aliexpress in a week
143:35
that's true but then again it's like a
143:36
bad product then
143:39
hey oh my brew don't forget to wear the
143:42
garter belt in the veil
143:44
for the real wedding yeah i will for the
143:46
real wedding i'll wear like
143:48
everything i'll wear like i'll get i'll
143:50
have to buy some um
143:52
oh no you guys sent it i think the uh
143:55
the what's it called like the wedding
143:56
lingerie i think that's a real thing
143:58
that i own
144:01
this is not really going on anywhere no
144:04
it is not back
144:05
peppa no
144:08
well then how did i think
144:12
what the [ __ ] i don't know it's some
144:15
weird weird [ __ ] then
144:17
some weird champ stuff going on at
144:18
paypal today
144:20
maybe it's just in the process of coming
144:22
back
144:23
i'm trying to do like white by the way
144:26
like silvery here
144:28
like silver go into gold and then i'm
144:30
gonna do a white highlight in the very
144:32
corner of the eye
144:35
so silver on the lid [ __ ]
144:38
gold on the crease baby i know make up
144:41
terms now
144:42
[ __ ]
144:55
i'm gonna learn polish just through this
144:56
[ __ ] okay
144:58
i think that's a good mix and i have no
145:01
there is like a gold color but it's
145:03
really light
145:04
so i i almost don't know whether that's
145:06
worth using
145:08
because
145:23
it's not like his blendy brush but still
145:25
it's not back it's just straight up not
145:26
back
145:27
what is it happening
145:30
[Music]
145:31
is it not when people ask what it is
145:35
that you do for a living is it more
145:37
embarrassing to say
145:38
that you play minecraft
145:41
or to say you dress up as an e-girl i've
145:44
never once told anyone that i do this
145:47
besides like people will absolutely have
145:48
to know one and then before he goes into
145:51
withdrawal
145:52
i've genuinely even when my friend
145:55
that i knew in real life asked me why i
145:58
was dressed up like a girl
145:59
i did not say that this is what i do as
146:02
part of a job
146:03
i have never said that to anyone i
146:06
always say
146:06
to youtube thing at very best that's my
146:09
explanation
146:10
or i i if someone asks what i do i just
146:14
say like
146:14
i do youtube and then if that doesn't
146:17
stop them and they say oh what do you do
146:18
i say
146:19
i play video games and stuff like that i
146:21
do you know challenges
146:22
and then they and if that doesn't stop
146:24
them and they say what a game i say
146:27
kind of everything and then if they ask
146:29
again i will say minecraft
146:31
that's my strat but it usually never
146:34
goes that far it usually stops it
146:37
i do youtube or oh i'm in some random
146:40
thing
146:41
uh real talk i'm trying to become a
146:42
multi-millionaire so will you marry me
146:45
i need to do it before i you meet a hot
146:48
woman
146:48
and then sweep her off her feet you're
146:50
trying to become a multi-millionaire so
146:52
will you marry me
146:54
i don't know whether that's like you
146:56
saying marry me because
146:57
i'm gonna be a millionaire or you want
147:00
to become a millionaire through me
147:02
because at that point that makes no
147:03
[ __ ] sense i'm not going to be a
147:05
multi-millionaire buddy
147:07
um i'd like to but
147:10
x to doubt there's also no like
147:13
matte goldy shades in this
147:17
because you know gold is very glittery
147:19
okay that's really
147:20
quite light this is a bit more bronzy
147:24
they're both really [ __ ] light
147:38
which one of that the lighter one or the
147:40
darker one
147:43
the lighter one or the darker one chat
147:45
what do you think
147:48
light lighter okay finn
147:52
it's a youtube thing friend all right
147:55
then keep your secrets
147:56
yeah that's genuinely the strategy i use
148:00
the strategy i employ is very
148:04
strategic all right
148:08
keep your secrets i i i don't tell
148:11
anyone
148:13
yeah genuinely unless they really have
148:15
to know
148:28
because why tell them it's like i don't
148:31
need to
148:32
the uh if i don't need to tell them they
148:34
don't need to know i don't wanna because
148:35
as soon as you say oh i dress up like a
148:37
girl cause people pay me to dress up
148:39
like a girl
148:41
it adds so many more questions how much
148:44
you enjoy girl month or not the fact
148:46
that you started doing it and embracing
148:50
some of it it still challenges other men
148:52
to grow
148:53
and accept others that are different
148:56
thank you for using your platform to
148:58
help change the world
149:00
typical that's given me too much credit
149:02
to be honest
149:04
you are looking very handsome today i'm
149:07
trying to find ways to
149:08
no one i haven't came up with a good
149:10
idea to do much
149:11
more than i'm doing but i want to
149:16
like
149:17
[Music]
149:20
how did you first tell millie
149:23
oh my god i did i could get the i could
149:25
get the text up
149:27
um fight i don't even remember
149:32
i genuinely don't even remember i okay
149:35
i think what happened was on message i
149:37
didn't even tell her
149:39
or did i hold on let's find out should i
149:41
read you the texts
149:43
shall i read you the texts chat
149:48
let's find it hold on
149:52
oh wait failed to load no don't do this
149:58
what my messages were merely
150:01
legitimately broken
150:03
like instagram's just like goofing up
150:05
it's just like flashing red
150:09
yeah as soon as i go on the message like
150:11
sorry something went wrong
150:13
what the [ __ ] i go on pc maybe
150:17
oh my god hold on instagram
150:21
instagram okay am i logged at which
150:24
account am i logged into
150:25
oops and error record is instagram
150:27
[ __ ] down right now
150:29
instagram's down
150:32
everything's down why is it all down
150:38
payphones down instagram's down
150:41
that's like everything what am i gonna
150:43
do with my life at this point
150:57
i've got a way to make this look a bit
150:58
better
151:10
just to give it a little eye a little
151:12
bit of depth
151:14
that did actually do quite a lot for it
151:16
weirdly enough okay that kind of worked
151:19
i'm down to keep this up
151:23
i didn't i'm not even using the right
151:25
brush for this but [ __ ] it
151:30
every little step forward is still a
151:32
step towards change
151:34
i didn't notice but you've donated 10
151:35
twice thank you for the all of that
151:38
and i mean i don't know
151:42
maybe i'm just cynical dude because i
151:45
don't know how big of a
151:47
i don't know
151:52
it'd be nice if i really did believe
151:54
that i that i made a big difference
151:56
to the world but i think i'm trying
151:59
but well i mean [ __ ] i don't know
152:04
kind of always had that thing right
152:05
where you're like you know you could
152:07
always do more
152:09
especially in like this regard because
152:10
i'm not doing anything particularly like
152:13
important i guess but
152:18
sometimes it is nice to hear but i never
152:20
really believe it
152:22
in the same way that i think content
152:23
creators get like the message like
152:25
i was i was depressed and you helped me
152:27
out so much like super often
152:30
and most of them don't really believe it
152:31
at a certain point because you know
152:33
it's kind of hard to accept that you had
152:35
that big of an impact on someone
152:38
but you know i've known youtubers that
152:41
like indirectly probably helped me out a
152:43
ton as a kid
152:45
it looks like the entire facebook
152:47
backend systems that are being ddos
152:50
attacked means insta is affected too
152:54
sad was paypal in that maybe they just
152:58
took down a ton of [ __ ] weird
153:03
[ __ ] people really didn't like uh
153:06
social media
153:08
for the day then again facebook's always
153:11
in bunch of [ __ ]
153:14
what i call it wait what what eye color
153:16
do you have i have brown eyes
153:20
i have like brown brown eyes i can't
153:22
even get away with saying like oh i have
153:23
hazel eyes no no i have brown eyes
153:28
hey oh thanks for the [ __ ] 15 000
153:31
bits dude
153:33
you make me want to be a chav bro roll
153:35
and safe in it
153:38
carry a knife bruv carry that carry that
153:41
shank bro no one in the uk says bruh
153:45
that's a trend that i want in the uk can
153:47
we have bruh in the uk please
153:50
like where the [ __ ] why do americans get
153:52
the cool [ __ ]
153:57
okay i'm calling the eyeshadow almost
154:00
done
154:01
i'm gonna do the under eye and then i'm
154:02
done
154:06
oh poke myself directly in the eye
154:11
oh man that felt good
154:20
if i can maybe maybe if i had one out
154:33
americans can have bread if we get bro
154:34
you've changed the minds of 5k
154:37
people watching and 1 million humans and
154:39
some bots
154:41
also the fact that your own values have
154:44
changed since doing so shows change can
154:46
happen
154:49
that's true weirdly enough it is
154:54
you know how scary it is to to say like
154:56
on the internet
154:58
you used to think wrong that's so
155:01
like terrifying to say because nowadays
155:05
it's just like
155:07
people don't like that
155:10
but yeah no i i think it's like cool to
155:13
me
155:16
but i've that's the la that's the only
155:17
cool thing i think that
155:20
i've genuinely changed as a person since
155:22
i started doing this
155:24
which is kind of dope i mean i was never
155:28
like
155:28
i was never like an [ __ ] but i
155:30
definitely thought differently
155:32
like i definitely had like different
155:35
uh or at least maybe didn't know as much
155:37
i'm just ignorant before
155:39
and now i'm like a little bit more
155:40
knowledgeable about a bunch of [ __ ]
155:45
and now i'm a perfect person it is never
155:48
done wrong and never will do wrong
155:50
so that's been really nice
156:06
much
156:16
my eye has so much glitter on it my eyes
156:20
so much glitter on it how much just
156:21
think i should do this
156:23
just to get some get some of the excess
156:26
off
156:27
tap my eye off okay
156:30
wait did you just say you grew as a
156:32
person oh dude i didn't come out the
156:34
womb
156:34
perfect and now i am a perfect person
156:38
i mean i am now the perfect person women
156:41
want to be with me men want to be me um
156:45
wait men want to be with me women want
156:47
to be me
156:50
yeah i think that's more accurate
156:54
um glittery pink it's glittery like just
156:56
gold golden
156:57
i did this side better but this one's
156:59
okay too this one's a bit more subtle
157:02
annoyingly
157:10
i also have different eyeliner too best
157:12
quote ever oh yeah
157:14
there's a marisa has a shirt that she
157:17
left in my house and i saw it the other
157:18
day and actually genuinely laughed out
157:20
loud alone in my house
157:22
it's the shirt just says like um women
157:24
want to be
157:25
it's that fish [ __ ] women want to be
157:27
with me
157:28
fish fear me and it made me cackle
157:32
maybe see it and not just a nose exhale
157:34
a full
157:36
you know men want to be in me
157:52
men want me women want to be me and bees
157:55
want my gender
157:57
take my money lol [ __ ] yeah oh
158:01
thanks for the 25 i will take that
158:12
gladly
158:19
it's the new merch design by the way i'm
158:21
at that quote
158:40
a cool trend with clothing that i've
158:42
seen i mean i'm now like
158:44
i mean i like to say like i'm not saying
158:46
now i'm into clothing i'm not really
158:48
into clothing at all
158:49
but i've been trying to learn a bit more
158:52
about it
158:53
and i will say
158:57
there's like this thing in clothing
158:58
where they'll add like multiple quotes
159:00
to a shirt
159:01
instead of just one main thing they'll
159:02
have like patches and stuff on it which
159:04
i think is cool
159:10
i'm trying to come up with an actually
159:11
good merch design
159:15
i think it'd be cool to get some good
159:17
quotes on there
159:27
i want to do like a twitch thing in a
159:28
minecraft thing so like i'm going to do
159:31
like i'm not going to do like giant
159:33
eyeliner by the way i think that's fine
159:35
it's pretty decent it's still like big
159:36
eyeliner for a normal person but
159:38
for me this is kind of a bit better but
159:41
i wanted to do like uh
159:42
something for like the twitch channel
159:44
and then like something for the
159:44
minecraft guys
159:46
so i'll do one shirt that's more like
159:50
and then i'll kind of imp i'm trying to
159:51
implement both i have one good idea for
159:54
the front of it
159:55
but i want to do something kind of uh
159:57
kind of nice kind of
159:58
maybe i'll definitely do an egg patch on
160:00
there that'd be funny
160:06
can we start the transphobia in chat oh
160:08
god
160:09
what transphobia what did people say out
160:11
of and look at that
160:13
what can we do can we not do that i'm
160:16
just kind of taking that person's word
160:18
on it but can we not do that chat can we
160:20
not be can we not be [ __ ]
160:22
can we not be guns
160:27
i'm gonna [ __ ] this eye up i can tell
160:29
i'm gonna [ __ ] this eye up
160:37
this is gonna suck who did your desktop
160:40
art again
160:41
eda it's so good
160:48
my friend eda she's swedish she's
160:50
marisa's like best friend
160:52
and she does really cool art although i
160:55
have
160:55
she does do art commissions and i have
160:57
seen her do furry art before keep
160:59
doing what you do i have discovered and
161:01
explored new things feel better as a
161:03
person
161:05
trying new styles in clothes and have
161:07
been even happier at work
161:10
it's like getting a fresh start thanks
161:13
so much
161:14
stay awesome dude huh that's so
161:17
wholesome
161:18
thanks for the 30 dollars but my god
161:21
that's so wholesome
161:22
that's so cool i'm happy for you
161:40
oh my god this eyeliner
161:51
i always do this eyeliner like
161:55
the wrong angle always do it
162:21
a little bit there
162:28
i can feel like arm strain holy [ __ ]
162:52
not quite matching but
163:08
i call that pretty damn close this one's
163:11
a little this one's a little bit bigger
163:12
but
163:14
i call that pretty good i call that
163:16
pretty good
163:18
oh [ __ ] i just goofed the island
163:24
i call that pretty good i'm gonna say
163:26
that's a good eyeliner done
163:29
oh good thing today's like a more
163:31
natural look i guess
163:32
the omega straight living omega straight
163:36
dude it's been going well i'm uh
163:39
really really pushing through with the
163:41
um
163:43
being the manliest fella all around
163:56
probably should have done this before
163:57
the eyeliner but it's fine doesn't [ __ ]
163:59
with it
164:13
welcome to the trick i learned from
164:16
bildelfin
164:28
if you get a white eyeliner pen pencil
164:32
sorry really good for inner inner eye
164:35
highlighting just straight up white it
164:37
looks really nice
164:39
you're welcome chat you're welcome dude
164:42
can you change the music i'm sorry it's
164:45
the only thing that i can find with 10
164:46
hours of content
164:48
i i i i i don't have to keep changing
164:51
the music every four minutes what
164:52
what what can i play what what else can
164:55
i play
164:56
do you have like any good music that can
164:58
just go on on repeat for a while
165:10
he's louder than my dude i can't thank
165:14
you enough
165:15
after watching you for months i finally
165:18
gathered my courage and came out to my
165:20
friends
165:22
as a vegetarian
165:25
[ __ ] you oh god damn it
165:29
the vegetarian
165:35
okay all right all right
165:38
uh what about [ __ ] god someone said
165:41
something before
165:43
megalovania music dude
165:46
there's no like oh hi nat there's no
165:48
like great ones elton john i can't do
165:49
anything dmca hey dude
165:52
tnt song oh god we music
165:56
music works how good is the wii music as
165:59
a
165:59
backing
166:02
[Music]
166:05
play gregorian chance
166:16
10 hours
166:32
about the shop music
166:37
isn't that a different one
166:41
yeah the shop music buddy
166:45
the good old fitz fits backing
166:48
all right [ __ ] it that's a decent one oh
166:50
look i'm naked champ
166:52
don't don't uh don't don't look behind
166:55
the the curtain
166:56
all right uh this is dmc
167:00
no it's not it can't be
167:03
oh you people have no you have no
167:05
culture if you just said tommy music
167:08
oh tommy's a new youtuber dude
167:11
the wii music has been around since the
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days of vanoss
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oh man if you weren't here in
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van vanus gaming land
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it's from a game it's fine just the way
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music
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and we know nintendo don't copyright
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strike anyone
167:30
i'm at kfc my face is baked the hood is
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bait
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what what
167:42
highlight hours i'm gonna do the
167:44
highlight now because i always forget
167:45
after i do everything else
167:47
okay
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solid animal crossing that's actually a
167:54
pretty decent idea
167:58
i feel like fitz is gonna come on into a
168:00
[ __ ] terrible joke
168:02
yeah this really does bait fits i'm glad
168:05
that i'm glad that now it's not
168:06
associated with that
168:08
but it's now associated with tommy in it
168:13
because the guy's got good music backing
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taste
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[Music]
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hey how has your mum been since being on
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stream
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i hope we d-i-d-n-t corrupt her
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no she's just like me she said that
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literally the next time i talked to her
168:31
uh my dad came around and he's oh the
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last time i talked to my dad he said
168:35
just before leaving he said oh mum wants
168:37
to know when you're gonna send her her
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money that she made
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and i was like oh yeah i forgot about
168:48
so she's just like me apple doesn't fall
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far
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then again she didn't actually know how
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much she made i think in her mind she
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made like fifty dollars
169:02
and then um i told her how much
169:06
she made she made like i think like i
169:08
owe like a couple hundred bucks
169:10
um because she did great in that stream
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and
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i wanted her on and it's not easy to
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convince my mom to
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put up with that put up with um
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you know you people so i said like yeah
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i'll just i'll just give you whatever it
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makes when you run
169:26
and so yeah you sound like no fielding
169:29
in the i.t
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crowd lul cause british
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is it just because british because i
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would call that
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um uh
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i need a i need a phobic for that i need
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a good i need a good thing to call that
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it's not racist i it's something though
169:52
it's like those tick tocks that say like
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what's something that's not racist but
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feels racist
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it's like that i can't really say
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anything it's like racist but
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xenophobic yeah that's [ __ ] you
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you're only allowed to be xenophobic to
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the french anglophobic
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i would you're only allowed to be
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xenophobic to the french
170:16
that's sorry john sorry
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bronzer feels racist
170:27
that's funny
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those are a good class of tick tocks no
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furnace
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the issue i have with tick-tock though
170:38
is that
170:39
i don't know whether this this happens
170:41
with you guys but i get
170:43
really good tick tocks when i first get
170:45
on that i get on the app but i'm like
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banger first one next brit pho i'm gonna
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go with
170:50
anglophobic that's funnier i'll shove my
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baguette up that dress that doesn't
170:54
sound like it that doesn't sound like a
170:56
threat that sounds like a
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like a wee wee bon swan anyway
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i get like a banger tick tock next one's
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meh next one's a banger
171:05
banger a couple ones just funny [ __ ] and
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then after like half an
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hour it's just like this is just garbage
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and then i get it the next day and it's
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fine again
171:14
it does that's the repeat cycle it just
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gives me okay content after a while
171:19
refresh after all yeah speaking of which
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did you ever pay robert the money she
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got pledged all the time ago
171:26
we weren't actually gonna do that we
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were gonna do the that was the budget
171:29
for the shopping stream that we were
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gonna do which i also didn't do
171:32
which we also haven't done yet but that
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was that's the budget that's her budget
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for the shopping stream it's like 250
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bucks
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that's gonna be fun so
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can't wait to watch ruby try and spend
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250 at a regular store as soon as
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everything opens up
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i mean i could just pay it but then it
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negates the then it gets the fun trip
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that we'd have
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so pretty when's the wedding we need to
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organize that
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to find me your husband
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slash wife i'll take a wife
172:14
in a strange turn of events finn says he
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might have a straight wedding
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and get a wife something that
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no one expected
172:29
might indeed
172:37
i know you're saying egg yep
172:42
first message i found it marisa marie's
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would be a good one
172:45
i think it's probably i recall the
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amount being substantially more than 250
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dollars
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i mean i'd have to check the stream i
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don't remember what it was
172:57
but i don't remember what it was to be
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honest with you
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but i think in all fairness that it was
173:04
a while ago
173:05
i don't remember it also sounds like it
173:08
should be more than 250
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dollars too but then again i didn't have
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like it
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although it feels like nowadays i make
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more than that per stream
173:18
i did have like a third the viewers back
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then
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shopping streamers rose in public when
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yeah that's what that is
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that's what people want me to do
173:30
that's why i'm that's the that's the big
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donut
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that and painting my bedroom pink is the
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two donors that don't know goals that
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i'm like
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ish prepared for but god damn i don't
173:43
wanna do
173:52
i swear someone donated like 500 bucks
173:54
oh [ __ ] maybe
173:55
as a 50 year old trans woman who was
173:58
struggling for the past five years with
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the transphobia
174:02
in uk your streams and your beautiful
174:05
community
174:06
have renewed my faith and my confidence
174:10
even got me caring more about my makeup
174:12
again
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love all you dudes if if you get makeup
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down it's like
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you know it's kind of a big deal
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[Music]
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could we call you a brummie also i think
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you said you'd give your mum 500
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yeah that's what it was
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that's what it was that's why she's
174:54
after me that's why she's sending in the
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debt collectors
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my mom's a brutal woman she's awful she
175:08
she just really hounds me about it
175:10
she's she she sent she sent around this
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guy with a crowbar
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you better get the boss my money
175:18
i think it's because she wants she does
175:20
a lot of running i think she wants like
175:21
a
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like a fitness like watch thing i think
175:24
she wants an apple watch
175:26
such a waste of money she should invest
175:30
in stocks
175:34
she's she lives a simple life
175:37
she just wants a treat
175:46
i you know what's weird even though like
175:48
i spend money on dumb [ __ ]
175:49
i cannot fathom buying a goddamn apple
175:51
watch raid
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oh who was it an official raid
175:56
from who yolk raid
176:00
i have no idea who yoke is what
176:04
what is this meme i don't know about
176:07
yolk raid
176:08
pluno hey dude what the [ __ ] is this and
176:11
why are there so many of you
176:14
can you explain
176:18
what cash and i suck you guys were talk
176:23
wait the [ __ ]
176:28
what i'm so confused
176:31
have we come over from trindly trinity
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yolk
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i've never heard of this person am i
176:38
insane
176:42
what trinity trinity
176:46
i'm so [ __ ] confused i'm
176:49
so [ __ ] confused
176:55
i'm so confused i don't know who it is
176:58
i don't know who it is the only oh wait
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trinity yoke i found them
177:05
what ah what
177:09
i'm confused i i don't know what's going
177:10
on i'm i'm i don't know what's going on
177:14
yeah i didn't know we shared a giant
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community
177:17
it's a real raid from trinity i don't
177:18
know what the [ __ ] that is
177:21
okay i got an eyelash to do this thing's
177:23
getting too dry
177:25
oh i'm gonna goof this eyelash hey
177:27
raiders you want to see me [ __ ] up on
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eyelash
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dude it's not started out good
177:41
oh no it's kind of goofed
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okay
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the best i got fam that's the best i got
178:21
that's not terrible
178:24
it's not the best that's not bad that's
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a pretty decent eyelash
178:28
i like that you can't just ride yolk
178:31
like that who the [ __ ]
178:32
is yolk was it a big raid the view
178:36
account hasn't updated for me view
178:38
account has enough oh my god it's a
178:39
i don't know how big of a thing this was
178:42
what the [ __ ] is this
178:44
anyway i don't know what's happening
178:46
marvelous oh man
178:48
echo yeah i i opened my stream on a
178:50
different window to look up
178:51
what the [ __ ] i didn't know there was a
178:55
community
178:57
of people 4.3k yeah i know that's what
178:59
it was before though
179:01
i think it was like i think it was like
179:02
50 to 100 people
179:04
but you guys were just very loud
179:08
all right [ __ ] it uh it's not a meme
179:10
it's a real all right so
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for lips what do you think do you okay
179:14
do we want to try some [ __ ] out
179:17
um i could run and grab some like makeup
179:19
remover but we do have like the new
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lipsticks
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there's the three new ones or four new
179:24
ones technically but we decided one of
179:26
them was just bad
179:28
green you're insane bing bong hey new
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hour let's go bing bong
179:32
was that a who's why did we get the bing
179:34
bong mean happen
179:37
stand up for the raiders they wonder
179:38
about your dress but i'm not fully done
179:40
yet you'll see it when i'm done you'll
179:41
see when i'm done trust me
179:42
hair's not done dress isn't fully done
179:45
you'll see it raiders stick around i'll
179:47
be i'll be doing it
179:48
i'll be doing the things okay
179:52
so out of the colors
179:55
i wonder whether like the this one would
179:58
be good one
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hold on let's see
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like
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that think that'll work
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i think this would actually work or not
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okay no
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yes i hate this like application method
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though i'm not good at it because i
180:20
don't know what i'm doing
180:22
this is like too light i disagree
180:31
like look
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i don't know why i just [ __ ] put my
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tongue on my lips that was bad
181:08
i hate this way of applicating [ __ ]
181:10
lipstick dude it's so annoying to do
181:12
it's so annoying to do who runs the fins
181:14
decide it depends which one
181:19
i know there's like a fan made one
181:20
that's like just dedicated to my outfits
181:22
and [ __ ]
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uh like finn dot sight or some [ __ ] like
181:26
that but
181:27
there's one called like i think it's
181:28
fin.shop which is the one i operate
181:36
which is the merge store which i plan on
181:40
updating
181:44
don't tell them but i plan on switching
181:46
companies
182:01
because i want to get some like good
182:03
designs out there with really high
182:04
quality stuff
182:15
what happened thanks for the subs uh the
182:18
only
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oh i have no idea
182:29
i have no idea who runs that one
182:40
it's so hard to get a clean line with
182:42
this
182:46
shit's hard
182:53
i gotta do it perfect or there's no
182:55
point not too scuffed for a brummy
182:58
nice work fab not done yet but we're
183:00
close
183:01
there's i know i have a brush kind of
183:03
like what i'm using
183:06
that i could use as like a lip liner and
183:09
i get that's why they why lip liners
183:11
probably were a thing
183:13
for this but i've got no like brushes
183:15
that i haven't used
183:17
or are clean it's upsetting
183:21
the of sight is run by cal we've told
183:24
you that before finn i'm
183:26
on i don't listen
183:53
this is such weird music to do this day
184:08
trinity yolk is in chapfin according to
184:11
mystic they are a minecraft youtuber
184:13
carrot carrot
184:14
park dude thanks you for the radio yeah
184:17
do they do builds
184:18
because i saw like i i did find trinity
184:20
yoke on twitch
184:22
they do builds that's pretty dope okay
184:28
okay i'm doing like the blotting thing
184:32
okay i'm i hate that
184:36
way of applause i need a brush for it i
184:38
need to get like a
184:39
brush to apply lipstick okay now i've
184:42
got to do the [ __ ]
184:43
bobs but makeup done uh i'm gonna let
184:46
the hair down
184:47
you know what no lashes are too long i
184:50
think incorrect
184:51
these are great um when i look down it's
184:54
kind of like nuts they do look nuts when
184:56
i look down but
184:57
it's fine uh so okay
185:01
i gotta do the bobs it's got to be a
185:03
thing um
185:05
put on tights i may also do that too i
185:07
do have tights but you can't really tell
185:09
tell make one chest
185:10
i will end up doing that when i do the
185:12
bubs
185:13
because there's a whole process that
185:15
goes but i got to get them
185:16
chicken cutlets in there
185:20
i'll check out trinity in a bit actually
185:21
i'll see what she does i'm assuming she
185:24
i'm guessing trinity i'm guessing she
185:27
but trinity doesn't have
185:28
i think i've met a girl called trinity
185:30
before all right
185:32
let's do it completely assumed your
185:35
pronoun i'm so sorry
185:36
all right let's do um [ __ ] i gotta do
185:39
the [ __ ] bra again
185:40
can someone can vouch me that strapless
185:43
bras are garbage and awful
185:45
okay tr as well oh yeah i've got it
185:48
there
185:48
okay let's do it
185:51
you know what time it is it's time for
185:54
the [ __ ] polish cow to come back
185:56
we've out we've had 20 minutes of that
185:58
where's my polish cow
186:00
because i gotta get changed and if
186:02
there's nothing else that i will allow
186:03
the stream to listen to while i get
186:05
changed other than polish cow
186:07
all right give me a minute chat i'm
186:09
gonna create bobs
186:10
so i can now do this again i'll see you
186:13
in probably
186:14
five ten minutes try the biggest stick
186:16
on board no no i can't do the stick on
186:18
ones because i've gotta do something
186:19
else under it
186:20
it won't work buddy i gotta get my um
186:22
you know
186:23
i gotta get my um i mean [ __ ]
186:29
no i gotta get my i gotta get the thing
186:31
i gotta get the i can't stick them to
186:33
this or
186:33
or they'll break in some way i think
186:40
maybe
186:42
hold on i'm going to try it one sec no
186:44
ah it's
186:45
it i shouldn't do it i shouldn't do it
186:49
ah the big ones are massive okay let me
186:52
compare them
186:52
look comparative to the ones that i had
186:56
look at how big the look at how big they
186:59
are in in
187:00
comparison they're like too big
187:03
hold on if i like one sec one second one
187:04
sec i'm gonna quickly just not stick
187:07
them on but just put them down my shirt
187:09
like they're too big
187:11
they're these ain't working dude there's
187:13
no shot
187:15
there ain't no shot bucker boob
187:18
they're too they're too big um
187:22
yeah plus there's nothing to spot yeah
187:24
no nothing just fall away
187:26
all right because i'm not sticking them
187:28
to like my chest i'm sticking them to a
187:30
thing that's stuck on my chest
187:31
so that'll just peel the original thing
187:33
up anyway all right
187:34
i'm gonna run a three-minute ad by the
187:36
way i think the lipstick's [ __ ]
187:38
really good
187:39
even though i didn't like applying it
187:41
feels decent on the mouth and also
187:43
it looks pretty good what do you think
187:44
for the lips i think it looks pretty
187:46
good
187:46
all right or elvis
187:50
okay uh lipstick very good hell yeah all
187:52
right i'm gonna run an ad too because i
187:54
can and also
187:55
polish cow time baby bops
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[Music]
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[Music]
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a
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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i speed around that [ __ ]
194:03
okay i'm done time time dude i'm done
194:06
i'm done i'm done
194:08
i'm just okay i am done i am now just
194:11
like brushing the hair
194:13
the bobs are done i'm back baby
194:17
call the votes call the polls they're
194:19
over they're over
194:21
who won
194:25
who won and who lost
194:31
i'm gonna try and brush the hair real
194:33
quick so it looks
194:36
it looks okay should i run and grab the
194:38
uh the veil
194:40
should i run and grab the veil because
194:42
it's somewhere but my god i gotta truck
194:45
through my house with a wedding dress
194:47
[ __ ] okay one second
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
195:55
i'm back baby i got the veil i have no
195:58
idea how to wear a veil
196:03
how the [ __ ] is supposed to look
196:12
buddy i don't know how this is supposed
196:13
to go on my head
196:16
i have no idea how they're supposed to
196:18
go on my head
196:23
also i've only got like i don't have a
196:24
hairband but i do have a tiara
196:27
do you guys want the with with the tiara
196:29
or no we just
196:30
let's do just regular veil first and
196:33
then we'll do the tr
196:34
after
196:37
put on your head shut it you i'm working
196:40
on that okay
196:45
i don't know whether the tiara is worth
196:47
worth doing
196:48
first try we'll try it without first
196:51
okay let's try without first
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[Music]
197:00
okay let's get out let's get up our
197:01
lovely disco music okay
197:09
okay wait wait i gotta get ready with
197:12
this
197:12
i'm trying to get my hair good let me
197:14
get my hair good
197:16
i think my hair is pretty good veil okay
197:19
okay veil's good let me get my don't
197:22
forget the earrings i'm gonna forget the
197:23
oh [ __ ] should i do earrings
197:26
ah do i do earrings
197:29
i know that the answer is yes i'm gonna
197:31
do them but my god i forgot about it
197:33
until right that second
197:35
uh let's do these ones i've worn them
197:38
before but they are good
197:41
they are like the most wedding-y things
197:43
i own
197:44
wedding earrings i own sorry but my god
197:48
they
197:48
they look nuts they were the first time
197:50
i tried on earrings too
197:53
10 points if you can guess what they
197:54
look like before i wear
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okay one in and then
198:13
next up okay [ __ ] i feel like i
198:16
feel like i should have done the [ __ ]
198:18
music for the did i just break it
198:21
wait oh i didn't break it i just bent it
198:24
out of place
198:25
oh my god that that i was like damn that
198:27
broke easily
198:30
what the [ __ ] how am i supposed to fix
198:32
this
198:34
what okay i fixed it that was weird
198:38
yeah the way they connected to the
198:39
earring was
198:46
kind of nuts
198:53
okay these are not solidly on there but
199:05
good lord maybe i should actually get an
199:06
ear piercing okay
199:08
earrings are on okay i'm now officially
199:11
like fixing [ __ ] up for the
199:13
for the presentation of this i gotta
199:15
look good on my oh my god i gotta look
199:17
good for my
199:18
wedding presentation okay veil good
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hair good earrings on
199:25
breasts breasts are doing okay they're
199:29
not the best
199:30
they they never will be in this dress
199:31
but that's fine all right
199:35
are we ready we ready chat
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[Music]
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hey
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[Music]
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other
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pretty good pretty good it's all right
200:19
that's pretty good we did good nice
200:23
i think the the bob's actually look not
200:26
terrible as well
200:27
i still had to like do some trickery as
200:29
you can kind of see but
200:33
they're not the worst especially from
200:34
most angles or from one angle which is
200:40
there
200:42
i've got to take a picture the boobs
200:44
actually look really good okay
200:45
shall i shall i i'll only get you get
200:47
your thing here shall i
200:49
i gotta take a picture for twitter or
200:51
instagram and [ __ ]
200:52
also there immediately this look needs
200:55
an insta
200:56
pick yeah exactly
201:00
don't dodge this yeah okay bro let's uh
201:02
i gotta turn my camera off for it
201:05
and then i'll quickly grab a picture
201:07
okay i gotta get two
201:09
oh okay give me a sec right all right
201:11
take take music take music
201:13
i'm gonna try and speed running get it
201:14
done under a minute
201:16
oh my thank you
201:20
holy [ __ ] you made my eyelash [ __ ] up
201:22
thank you for like
201:23
fifty dollars dude awesome thanks so
201:25
much okay
201:26
give me a minute i'll be i'll be i'll be
201:28
doing it i'll be doing i'll i'll be
201:29
taking a picture
201:31
thanks for the subs and the tail dude
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thank you for that everything
201:35
let me put my veil a bit higher up
201:38
lovely i realize how it works fin out
201:41
here making me
201:42
question everything that's my goal
201:44
that's my whole ass
201:46
vibe all right bobby i'm doing it take a
201:48
picture all right uh let's
201:50
deactivate this thing let's do this uh
201:52
and let me turn on
201:53
do i have a dancing cow still no
201:56
where the [ __ ] is my dancing cow hold on
202:02
oh i do look at this [ __ ] i have a cow
202:08
okay oh perfect i have enough text
202:13
taking pick b or b okay
202:17
pick b or b all right one sec baby i'm
202:19
gonna take a picture for instagram
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[Music]
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sure
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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[Music]
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well i think i got a couple i think i
205:32
got at least a couple good ones i think
205:36
i got a car for good ones
205:38
i think i got a cup of good ones in
205:40
there but i don't know
205:42
i'm still kind of looking for like you
205:45
know
205:45
the one
205:50
and then i'm gonna do uh should we get
205:52
like a shall i get shall i try and get
205:54
like one when i'm standing up
205:56
and like hold on i'm gonna get one where
205:58
i show the outfit actually because
206:00
the [ __ ] dress is nuts
206:05
oh my god okay i'm gonna get one with
206:07
the dress
206:08
oh my god the dress is nuts it's not
206:11
ironed either though which
206:13
time to post on our cross dressing for
206:15
the occasion carrot carrot oh i'm not
206:18
like
206:19
i don't know i very rarely post on there
206:23
all right
206:32
there's no way i'm gonna be able to do
206:33
this and make it look good
206:36
there's no way i'm gonna be able to make
206:38
an outfit shot look good
206:40
i know you guys can't see what i'm doing
206:44
but
206:46
hold on i'm trying something
206:50
oh this is a terrible idea i'm gonna do
206:52
it though
206:55
oh my god that's about it
206:59
all right now there's no way i'm making
207:00
that look good oh my god okay
207:02
i think i'm gonna i'm just gonna show
207:04
you what i'm doing
207:06
okay let's enable my camera again let me
207:09
disable my dancing cow
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so sorry dancing cow okay face cam
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oh [ __ ] face cam
207:21
there we go okay so
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oh my god i can't like i can't keep this
207:27
up
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it's too loose god can someone send me a
207:31
tighter wedding dress
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i could go get this tailored to me oh
207:35
okay
207:36
also you have no idea by the way nip
207:38
slip like well
207:40
it would be impossible for a nip to slip
207:43
but oh my god okay
207:47
ah okay ah the chat
207:50
move to america and be my range trap
207:54
your what range trap what the [ __ ]
207:58
does that mean okay
208:01
there we go you know what by the way can
208:03
i just say i was gonna say when i came
208:05
back
208:05
you know how it's the flowers bouquet i
208:07
got you that makes me sad you know i
208:10
guess i will need to be satisfied by
208:12
with some of this wedding cake
208:14
i do have it i just don't know where it
208:16
is we'll do it for the for the real
208:17
wedding we'll i'll get everything done
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but
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yeah i know the um the [ __ ]
208:24
what's it called uh oh yeah
208:27
you know how insanely feminine it is to
208:30
pick up a dress wall and heels of water
208:33
and then find what you need with the
208:35
corset and then have to daintily like
208:37
bend over at the waist to come and pick
208:39
it up
208:40
pick up put it in my hair and then pick
208:42
up my dress again and then
208:45
teeter-totter back oh my god
208:51
it is very comfortable though it's very
208:52
pl it's very puffy it's like wearing a
208:54
blanket
208:55
or your yoyo doesn't take much to get
208:59
chat to spam does it
209:01
please read this i got type 1 diabetes
209:05
it's hard you're my entertainment
209:07
oh that's oh my god that's cool i know
209:11
one of my friends is uh one of my
209:12
friends is type one diabetes
209:13
it's a pain in the ass it was from what
209:16
i've seen
209:17
um but yeah i can imagine that's hard
209:19
i'm glad that i'm giving you some sort
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of
209:21
tiara i'm glad i'm giving you some sort
209:23
of escape from it because
209:24
it does look like a [ __ ] i just lost
209:26
one of the diamonds
209:27
right in the middle there look at that
209:28
one it's gone you are beautiful and what
209:30
was the name of the song when you were
209:32
changing
209:33
uh it's uh oh [ __ ]
209:37
i look like a real [ __ ] snow princess
209:39
dude it's called sweet trip
209:41
uh dsco it's got like a hundred thousand
209:45
views on youtube it's not like the most
209:46
well known thing in the world too so i
209:47
get to get the
209:48
i get the um like i was there before it
209:50
was cool points you know
209:55
oh yeah that's the other thing this
209:56
eyelash always want this eyelash is not
209:58
very like
209:59
on there
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in the inner corner nine months and
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keeping things above five thousand
210:08
yeah my god nine months well we haven't
210:11
kept it there for nine months but my god
210:13
we've kept it there for a good few weeks
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oh good a good week or so
210:16
bigger bobs would hold the dress up they
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don't they they don't
210:19
it's it's it's not they're it's not how
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big they are it's the angle of them
210:25
so like they like it's the fact that
210:28
like this dress is meant to sit
210:30
um here but for a real like woman that
210:34
they would already their their cleave
210:36
their bobs would already be out
210:38
to this point so it you know it's the
210:40
fact that i don't have
210:41
legitimate bobs
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but because it's like fully done up at
210:51
the back too
210:52
i can't even like force it to stay there
210:54
but yeah hell yeah i think i
210:56
i think i do look pretty pretty parkers
210:59
today chad
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pretty epic i'm gonna have to do
211:03
something with my hair though because
211:04
it's every time it touches the end of
211:05
this eyelash it like goofs
211:07
this is fine
211:10
i know you're feeling damn good at dress
211:12
i tried one time yeah they're pretty
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good
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i i that you know you do get [ __ ] god
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damn it
211:18
this thing is never gonna stay up
211:20
because like whenever i breathe out
211:22
and then breathe in all the way around
211:25
breathe in
211:26
and now it goes down a little bit more
211:29
it's really a bit of a pain in the ass
211:32
but it's not too bad it's not the worst
211:36
it's not the worst thing ever
211:38
okay let's go should we find that let's
211:40
find a picture
211:42
and grab it on twitter i'm gonna need to
211:44
get two though
211:46
so i'm gonna have to find one i'm gonna
211:48
have to find two that i like
211:52
yeah i'm gonna have to find two that i
211:53
like somehow i was gonna do one where i
211:55
was like spinning around and i was just
211:57
like there's no way i'm gonna time this
211:58
to look good
211:59
and also that it's gonna be like blurry
212:01
as [ __ ] too
212:04
and it's not gonna work but okay i'll
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throw
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this one on the thing on the timeline
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let's throw this on there
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bam and then uh
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okay let's go through more pictures and
212:24
[ __ ] i'm trying to find a good one where
212:26
i did okay
212:27
dress go spinny the dude the bob shirt
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thing
212:30
yo yeah i was gonna reply to that
212:31
someone said like oh get the bob [ __ ]
212:33
thing
212:34
i've got one they look terrible they
212:36
they only look good
212:39
in pictures and because that's because
212:41
you get to photoshop them
212:43
uh unless you are like the insanely
212:46
lucky case that manages to get one
212:49
like perfectly matched skin tone
212:52
they they only ever look good in photos
212:54
like for example like
212:55
sneaky wears them eight months past um
212:58
his girl in a lot of stuff
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but his photos have like a decent amount
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of photoshop photoshopping so what he
213:04
does
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is he erases the lines you can only wear
213:06
them with a really small amount of
213:08
things too
213:09
um like you can't you need a you need a
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thick uh necklace or choker on
213:16
and you need something that covers this
213:17
part of your
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uh section uh there
213:23
so it's it's really like it's really
213:26
specific like you couldn't wear it with
213:27
this
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because like i at least would need like
213:30
sleeves or something you i couldn't wear
213:32
it with this and it would look bad too
213:34
and it's also not your skin tone either
213:37
so it's like
213:38
fashion type oh yeah i know about that
213:40
too um but i just
213:43
haven't got it wait what about this is a
213:46
good photo but ah no it's not
213:49
it's a bad photo oh there's a good one
213:52
but it's like got the fake
213:54
bobs in it it makes it look bad
213:59
uh
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okay 14 number 14.
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i think i've got two good ones i think
214:10
i've got two good ones
214:11
i think and then is there any more
214:15
let's find out 14 and
214:20
this one looks good
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[Music]
214:24
ish anyway
214:32
yeah okay this one in this one they look
214:34
really similar though which is usually
214:36
not something i go with
214:37
that's fine how long do those uh those
214:39
long white gloves be amazing i don't
214:41
have any
214:43
i don't have any i mean i might have
214:44
lost him i don't know where they are
214:46
though
214:50
uh fingers give us a big twirl oh i
214:53
didn't actually show you the full thing
214:54
did i
214:55
look at this okay let me show you the
214:56
full dress i was taking pictures of it
214:59
but i didn't actually show you guys
215:00
look at this [ __ ] dude look my little
215:02
[ __ ] heels under this look at
215:04
this
215:05
i got my nice heels my nice like uh
215:09
damn boy got the wedding he'll all right
215:12
oh my god that like just dropping that
215:14
dress just pulled this thing
215:16
i'm gonna have to kind of hold him like
215:18
like this but
215:19
okay [ __ ] it just for now i'm just gonna
215:21
hold them here so you can see the dress
215:22
like look at this
215:26
cool good dress i can't do anything with
215:29
it though because of this though
215:31
i would actually need fashion tape oh my
215:34
god okay
215:35
i need to okay [ __ ] it i'm gonna like do
215:38
something so i'm not concerned about
215:39
what i show on camera for a sec
215:42
just because i cannot sit down on this
215:45
chat
215:45
without showing my nips and i don't
215:49
particularly
215:50
know if twitch is going to believe me at
215:52
this point in my
215:53
in my look that this is male presenting
215:57
so what do you think do you think i look
215:59
like a manly man chat
216:01
what do you think manly man
216:04
two-sided fabric tape see that is an
216:06
idea
216:10
manly man i look like the manliest man
216:12
there is
216:18
uh
216:22
i'm gonna find a way to fill the image
216:25
there we go
216:29
the pictures are so similar the pictures
216:32
are so
216:33
so similar it's kind of like hard to um
216:37
do much with but
216:41
it's fine usually i try and take like
216:43
different pictures
216:45
but found my next future ex-wife
216:51
that's funny that's pretty good
216:56
okay let me like go in here and
217:02
this one i'm gonna do a little bit of
217:04
help with to stop the fake bobs from
217:06
showing as much
217:22
hmm
217:28
wait what the [ __ ] why did i not do this
217:32
oh my god i'm an idiot
217:36
hold on sniper monkey
217:39
the one time i look over at chat
217:41
immediately sniper monkey
217:43
thanks chad you're so nice
217:48
uh where's my
217:53
[ __ ] notice
218:06
that looks terrible eight months maybe
218:09
i'm not gonna do that
218:10
i i think this might be the i don't
218:13
think i can really help the fact that
218:14
there's a fake bob in this
218:17
besides like i mean i can't really do
218:19
anything about it in photoshop
218:22
i think it might just be posted with it
218:25
it's like not a lot though it's just a
218:27
little bit
218:30
i don't know not exactly a pro at
218:31
photoshop to be honest with you
218:35
well [ __ ] it's not the worst thing ever
218:51
oh it's bad okay what was the song he
218:53
changed it to again
218:54
it's called it the the one was uh disco
218:57
this one
218:57
sweet trip disco d s k o c o
219:02
say i do in a girl voice oh my god if i
219:05
could do a girl voice my career dude
219:07
career will be made i have an idea
219:12
blend it in with the fake plaster oh no
219:14
i mean that's that wouldn't work because
219:16
it's
219:16
the way it the way it is and it wouldn't
219:19
know working
219:21
they slept dude they slip
219:25
oh my god what brand of bobs it doesn't
219:27
matter what brand they're all the same
219:29
it's just a chinese manufacturer dude
219:31
they're literally all the same brand
219:34
you should have worn the hip pads proper
219:38
corsets and bodices are meant to sit on
219:40
the hips to support the bust
219:43
that's why it's slipping you have not
219:45
hips
219:47
what the corset doesn't have a bust
219:51
it's not a it's not a it's not an
219:53
overbust corset
219:55
so it's no that's not the reason why it
219:57
slips um
219:59
trust me i i know relatively what i'm
220:02
doing at this point
220:05
ish
220:13
i know ish what i'm doing i've kind of
220:17
got a good
220:18
idea of like how to house the folks
220:21
also the hip pads are like the hip pads
220:23
are made of like
220:25
uh foam so there's not that's not really
220:29
a good option either
220:30
there's not really like resting there
220:33
you know
220:35
there's no there's they couldn't gain
220:37
much more support from it
220:48
he'll be able to sleep well tonight
220:50
after seeing you cutie peace out finn
220:52
love yara and you
220:53
oh yeah too chat love your all have a
220:56
good one
220:57
hey have a good one man have a nice time
220:59
oh is that just hey chicken
221:01
oh yeah
221:06
you can't see much of the fake bob but
221:10
i wonder if i could do some trickery
221:13
with the lighting
221:17
maybe
221:22
some lighting trickery could be in order
221:23
here in order to make this work
221:26
hmm
221:30
this could be fun okay
221:36
hmm interesting i always need to change
221:37
the lighting i wonder if i can make it
221:38
really specific
221:40
so it's like kind of the same it makes
221:42
my skin tone really similar
221:53
it's up the vibrance a little bit so
221:55
then
221:56
my skin tone gets a little bit warmer
221:59
hey
222:03
brightness up contrast
222:08
a little bit hey that is not terrible
222:14
that is not the worst thing ever and
222:17
then it kind of like takes away a little
222:18
bit of detail too
222:21
so it's this doesn't actually this
222:23
doesn't actually
222:26
it's not that bad
222:36
hmm
222:43
then i'm just going to change the
222:44
vibrance on this one
222:51
and then take down the brightness a
222:53
little bit
222:57
cool hey all right the images match a
223:00
little bit
223:01
you should you should throw facetime
223:03
your mom oh [ __ ] that's kind of funny
223:04
but it's 11 p.m at night
223:06
it's almost 12. who else could i
223:09
facetime
223:11
uh there's no before you ask i'm not
223:13
gonna bother another youtuber
223:14
um i think i [ __ ] nailed it by the
223:18
way with the the
223:20
blending it in so the so they don't
223:21
really look like they're there
223:24
like when you see it you'll be able to
223:25
get more what i mean like you can't see
223:27
the
223:28
dark bits but not the best thing ever
223:31
title of your sex tape
223:34
what's that joke from what the [ __ ] is
223:36
title of your sex
223:38
take joke actually what is that from
223:44
that's from [ __ ] is that brooklyn
223:47
nine-nine what is it yeah brooklyn
223:48
nine-nine
223:49
nine-nine yeah yeah see i know my memes
223:52
i know my memes i know my i know my
223:54
netflix shows
223:56
i i to be honest i stopped real really
223:58
watching it after a while
224:00
but it was a good show when i watched it
224:04
i don't watch any of the new stuff from
224:05
it though
224:08
sorry if that's heresy
224:18
yeah okay well the bulbs are pretty much
224:22
gone you'll be able to see what i mean
224:23
with like blending it but
224:27
i think i did okay there i think i'm
224:29
doing okay with that let's move it over
224:31
there i wonder what would happen if i
224:33
redeem my 100k
224:34
points no we're not going on a walk no
224:37
no no we're not going on a walk
224:39
either way we're not going on a walk
224:41
that ain't happening buckaroo
224:44
we ain't going on no walks today
224:48
[ __ ] that
224:52
[ __ ] that entirely i mean i there's
224:55
walks on backup i just planned them now
224:57
whenever we get a we nev whenever we do
224:59
that uh
225:00
i i plan them
225:05
so now they're actually like a planned
225:06
event you know what i mean
225:12
i cuz i couldn't walk in this i just
225:15
physically couldn't walk in this
225:18
it'd be insane i couldn't like actually
225:20
take my first step outside
225:29
because the these damn [ __ ] heels i
225:31
couldn't hold the phone because it comes
225:32
to be doing this
225:33
and trying to hold it up and holding up
225:35
the dress i couldn't walk down an aisle
225:37
like this
225:39
oh man i need some serious help i was
225:41
gonna have to actually walk down an hour
225:43
like this
225:52
funny though all right
225:57
uh cool
226:10
[ __ ] this
226:15
okay
226:19
[ __ ] is this
226:30
you're going to marry me finn oh all of
226:32
if it's if it's a platonic marriage
226:35
yes i'll platonically marry all of you
226:39
you're all my uh husband slash bride to
226:42
be
226:46
platonic chat no more walks can be
226:49
redeemed
226:50
at the moment no there are two in the
226:52
queue already that need to happen
226:54
yeah there's there's already two in the
226:57
queue we
226:58
i i already owe you guys i can't like
227:00
yeah i already owe you guys like
227:03
i feel bad i've got to plan them at some
227:05
point but my god is it
227:08
tough to schedule the idea of a walk
227:13
one day though one day we'll do it one
227:15
day i'll get them done
227:16
i don't know what outfits you guys would
227:18
want me to wear though so there is that
227:22
i have no idea what like your plan is
227:24
for this
227:30
uh okay
227:32
cool
227:37
what do you think eagle i'm always an
227:39
ego
227:40
literally always call minks or your
227:42
sister again i'm not calling any content
227:44
creators that i cannot call the family
227:47
because it's 11 it's almost 12 it's like
227:49
midnight dude
227:50
no shot bucko
227:54
i am willing to die on this hill even
227:57
under bust
227:58
corsets are supposed to sit on the head
228:00
and they do
228:01
besides it's got a lot of the wedding
228:03
dress that's important here
228:06
if it doesn't sit on the hips it will
228:08
slip
228:09
i will retract my advice on the hip pads
228:12
though
228:13
i was gonna say you are about to die on
228:15
this hill
228:16
let me explain um it's right it's the
228:20
bodice of the dress
228:21
the dress is fully like it's the
228:22
tightest it can possibly go
228:24
it doesn't get any tighter so the bodice
228:26
of the dress is like
228:28
sitting on all the right stuff up until
228:31
this point
228:32
it does it cannot go down any further
228:34
it's actually a decent like
228:35
around my hips weirdly enough it's
228:38
actually the right amount of tightness
228:40
it's the uh oh my hair it's like the
228:44
it is sitting on my hip everything
228:46
that's sitting on my hips is supposed to
228:47
be sitting on my hips
228:48
but this is just like loose anyway it
228:51
doesn't matter if
228:51
because all of this notice how like the
228:54
stuff around my hips isn't moving
228:56
it's it's like this bit because the
228:58
front of it
228:59
it's the sides are fine it's like the
229:01
you know it's
229:02
there it's fine it's like that it's not
229:04
one solid piece but it's
229:07
yeah it's trust me it's i know what's
229:09
going wrong here it's
229:10
i can feel it literally it's on my body
229:13
i can feel it what is up with it
229:15
uh but oh well
229:25
[Music]
229:36
me
229:41
yeah it's a bit of a pain but oh well
229:43
this isn't the finalized version anyway
229:46
so it's probably fine
230:00
is it normal to feel the way i do right
230:02
now depends how you feel
230:05
call miko p shushes around
230:09
what call miko oh
230:13
i don't have a number sadly oh no
230:16
i don't have a number sadly but oh well
230:37
i need to ask mikko at some point about
230:39
pole dancing so
230:41
we will we will at some point i will at
230:43
some point organize a call with mika
230:46
oh if nothing else for pole dancing
230:48
advice
230:49
if if absolutely nothing else just for
230:50
that
231:00
cool techno i how many times do i say
231:03
i'm not gonna call a content creator
231:05
because it's just a bad it's not a good
231:07
thing to do no one wants to be called
231:09
if someone called me right now it'd be
231:11
like why
231:12
it's it's not a good thing to do no one
231:14
likes it literally no one likes it
231:19
i won't do this to my to my dear dear
231:22
friends
231:25
chat rose needs us let's raid kodamiko
231:29
and ask her to get
231:30
rose on i've been on huh
231:35
i have a whole episode on there i've
231:37
been on
231:40
okay do you want to see the photos what
231:42
i finalized doing i'll show you what i
231:44
mean by the uh by the bobs
231:46
i think i did it almost to the point
231:48
where it's like on
231:49
you can't really tell that they're there
231:51
shall i show you
231:52
okay i'll show you oh there we go that
231:56
was it
231:56
i'm just kidding i'm going to show you
231:57
one uh i'm going to put it on twitter
232:02
because i'm a dick that's why i'm going
232:05
to put this on twitter and then i'll uh
232:07
and then i'll talk you through it
232:12
also i'm gonna do this look in fact [ __ ]
232:13
it i'll show you okay here we go look at
232:15
this
232:16
um rambu is live call him i swear to god
232:19
you people don't listen to me
232:20
one what i you people do not listen to a
232:23
single word that i say
232:26
no one likes it when you call them
232:29
no one likes it no content creator likes
232:32
that [ __ ] especially if they're live
232:35
the [ __ ] also no one likes it when you
232:38
say like
232:39
call this random person that you're not
232:41
associated with
232:43
it's like i couldn't call rambo if i
232:46
mean [ __ ] i could but [ __ ]
232:48
i wouldn't like it just dumb
232:52
like [ __ ] anyway okay i'm cutting out
232:55
me from the background because i'm gonna
232:56
make the black
232:57
the background more blurry watch so i'm
233:00
gonna go filter and then
233:02
uh blur and then lens blur i'm gonna
233:05
make the background blurrier
233:07
i usually do it let's do it seven no
233:09
eight let's go eight
233:11
it's more than i usually do there we go
233:12
and now it's like more stand out here i
233:14
know you can't tell
233:15
but look it's pretty decent photo eh
233:18
like you can kinda tell there you can
233:21
kind of tell there too
233:22
but like they match pretty well right
233:25
it's kind of okay
233:26
waifu material dude it's not just
233:29
waifu material it's wife material like
233:31
you can see there's like it's there
233:33
right
233:33
a little bit but i don't think if i
233:36
didn't point it out
233:37
then people would have been i'll tell
233:38
and he'll here's the other one what do
233:40
we think of this one
233:42
there are similar they're a similar set
233:44
of images but they're
233:45
you know background still looks messy
233:48
though
233:49
[ __ ] do we want to go watch this watch
233:51
this chat
233:52
where's my clone stamp tool no i don't
233:54
know
233:59
it's gone you know what's funny no one
234:01
would have noticed that
234:02
[ __ ] shall i actually do this [ __ ] let
234:04
me see how good i am at photoshop let's
234:06
actually try and remove this
234:14
oh is that set to [ __ ] opacity
234:17
nothing
234:20
boy
234:24
oh that's so hard with the light okay
234:26
i'm gonna start on this side because
234:27
it's way easier
234:44
oh i have an idea [ __ ] me
234:47
[Music]
234:52
this is so [ __ ] difficult to get rid
234:54
of my messy background
234:57
i should have done this and then blurred
234:59
it dude i don't know i was gonna have to
235:01
do this
235:04
time to go to the pub
235:08
let's go bring me i want to come
235:11
on oh that's gonna get clipped
235:22
okay and then what i'm gonna do is i'm
235:24
gonna go into the opacity of this
235:26
it's like 10 and then just [ __ ]
235:32
a bit higher than 10 with 30.
235:39
then just add it's gone
235:42
[Laughter]
235:44
it's gone this one's gonna be way easier
235:46
to get rid of but
235:47
it's the batarang on the floor over
235:49
there shall i actually
235:50
get rid of it
235:56
i'm not gonna get rid of it on the other
235:57
photo but there it goes
236:01
perfect the perfect crime
236:04
the perfect crime look at that it's gone
236:06
gone forever
236:07
i'm not gonna bother blending it look at
236:09
that it's gone what about this one
236:11
this boy oh down there oh that's the
236:13
wrong one
236:15
what the [ __ ] okay i'm just gonna rely
236:17
on there
236:18
this one's gonna be better for this
236:24
look at that it's gone it's gone forever
236:27
uh i don't know about anything else
236:29
maybe the cable
236:30
no [ __ ] that one uh what about
236:33
i can't remove that that is too much
236:35
area to cover i can't remove that
236:37
but there we go it's done what is that
236:39
what what's that on the floor
236:41
what is that on the floor is that my
236:43
crossbow
236:45
is that just the wood what is that what
236:47
is what is
236:48
what the [ __ ] is that that's just the
236:50
wood
236:51
oh okay it's just the wood it just looks
236:53
messy there we go we did a chat
236:55
am i good am i good at photoshop i
236:57
removed the i removed my mess from the
236:59
floor
236:59
so like before after look at this
237:06
pretty good right pretty good right
237:10
not bad not bad scuff it's not scuffed
237:14
it's pretty good
237:15
i'd call that pretty damn good um
237:20
let's get rid of the cable just for
237:21
funsies
237:24
can i that's scuffed can i just like
237:28
remove a ton of area
237:30
you know what you can't even tell that's
237:32
such a scuffed way of doing that
237:34
and plus it's this as well so i can go
237:35
under me because i had to cut me out
237:37
okay i scott that that's terrible but i
237:39
can get rid of this
237:43
that's so terrible
237:47
it worked though i almost can't believe
237:51
that worked as well as it did
237:54
what the [ __ ] okay it's gone now [ __ ] me
238:00
this is great this is gonna do better
238:03
i'm sorry
238:04
needs to take more pictures outside i
238:06
know but like dude look at this [ __ ] i'm
238:08
removing my [ __ ] mess
238:10
i don't even need to clean why would i
238:12
even but
238:13
right we're gonna do the impossible
238:16
all of this is gone boom
238:20
that did a better job than i thought it
238:22
would
238:25
can i just iterate on this so much that
238:28
it that it works
238:30
that i don't even need to clean my room
238:32
anymore for photos
238:38
let's go clone stamp and just try and
238:41
fix it
238:42
so like if i i'm gonna [ __ ] it up
238:44
purposefully
238:52
just get the like bulk out and then
238:55
repair it
239:00
we're pushing it to the side actually
239:03
it's not better though
239:08
it's smoothing it out a little bit
239:12
that is better oh wait can you not even
239:15
see what i'm doing oh my god i'm so
239:16
sorry you can't even see what i'm doing
239:18
look at what i did look okay look at
239:20
this right
239:21
what did i just remove this is gonna be
239:23
proof to see whether i just did good
239:25
what did i just remove what did i just
239:28
remove from this scene
239:30
get the bulk out yeah what did i just
239:32
remove bing bong bing bong new hour
239:33
what did i just remove sorry i wasn't
239:35
looking at chat there
239:38
the cables i removed an entire cluster
239:42
of clothes look at that [ __ ]
239:46
joining the [ __ ] photographer this is
239:49
painful to watch
239:51
ah listen this is not bad
239:55
this is not bad
239:59
shall i do this okay shall i post this
240:02
and not like oh
240:03
[ __ ] i kind of feel bad if i post it
240:05
though you know what i mean
240:09
because then it's like oh you photoshop
240:11
i didn't even photoshop me but i
240:12
photoshopped like
240:13
i guess i did kind of i like [ __ ] at
240:16
least improve my chest there but like
240:19
i only like [ __ ] come on dude
240:23
that's kind of funny though did that
240:25
that that like no
240:27
you know no one on twitter is gonna do
240:28
that you know no one on twitter
240:31
is gonna say it and then i'll post the
240:34
other photo
240:36
with all the garbage in the background
240:40
god it looks so much better honestly
240:42
this is just inspiration for me to clean
240:44
my damn room
240:45
i'm not gonna lie
240:48
okay this time i'm gonna make it a bit
240:50
harder on myself and just [ __ ] it
240:52
oh that took that away look at that
240:55
that actually worked perfectly
240:59
it's only the bit with the light oh my
241:01
god that's just [ __ ] gone
241:03
this looks this works way better when
241:05
it's got more detail to work with
241:07
okay let's like take me out
241:11
damn that was good actually that
241:12
actually kind of [ __ ] worked okay
241:14
let's
241:14
take me out to blur the background
241:18
oh that's the wrong one oops take me out
241:20
to blow the background
241:22
whenever it's oh my god
241:25
[Music]
241:29
whenever it decides to grab me
241:34
okay i want to blur the background a
241:38
little bit and i'm going to clean up my
241:39
room
241:40
in the process okay
241:46
yeah this honestly just just kind of
241:48
makes me want to clean the room
241:50
i promise after this stream i'll i'll
241:52
get out dude oh i'll get on the maid
241:54
dress
241:55
i'll get cleaning okay i promise you
242:00
i mean i don't promise anything about
242:02
the maid dress but i promise you that i
242:03
will clean
242:04
at very least i will clean okay
242:12
just crop yourself into a different room
242:14
see that's smart
242:15
see that's smart i should just like ever
242:18
they said that i should probably take
242:19
more photos outside
242:21
i've only ever done that a couple times
242:23
maybe i should take
242:24
a pho maybe i should take photo like the
242:27
beach or something
242:28
and then just put myself in there
242:32
okay i'm gonna say that that's pretty
242:40
good
242:43
okay so it's pretty good and i'm just
242:45
gonna cut that out manually because
242:47
it would take less time to clean the
242:49
room in reality than it takes to
242:51
photoshop one
242:53
picture yeah you're not wrong there
242:58
that's what i mean this just kind of
242:59
makes me want to clean the room there we
243:01
go
243:06
oh my photoshop does that i'm not doing
243:08
too much effort with cleaning lines
243:09
because it's just working with a blur
243:11
okay [ __ ] it should we try doing the big
243:12
one now look at this
243:14
let's get the big pile of [ __ ]
243:15
clothes out the way somehow
243:17
us this money to buy a broom and just
243:19
crop it
243:20
to a portrait to get rid of the junk
243:23
don't worry it will be cropped to a
243:24
portrait with twitter
243:25
with twitter cropping but
243:33
i wonder if i can trick the software a
243:35
little bit into just doing this for me
243:38
now okay
243:39
i gotta use clone stamp buddy
243:44
my god maybe i should actually try with
243:46
photo maybe i should get better at
243:47
photoshop the [ __ ]
243:53
i i'm basically my level of photoshop is
243:55
just
243:56
minecraft youtube just made it to the
243:58
stream nice to see
244:00
our princess finally getting his
244:02
happiest day of his
244:04
life yes that's exactly what's happening
244:08
here
244:09
finally i'm finally i'm getting married
244:11
hopefully to the guy that knows what
244:13
photoshop is
244:14
um okay
244:17
okay here's my strategy i'm literally
244:20
creating a shadow
244:22
with the wood that i've got here
244:28
look at that it's [ __ ] okay it's that's
244:30
terrible
244:32
um
244:36
uh it's not good it's not an even shadow
244:40
never claimed it was um but it's gone
244:49
there we go the clothes pile is gone
244:51
forget that the chair doesn't have a
244:53
wheel anymore the clothes pile is now
245:00
gone there we go and then let's clean
245:03
the cable up
245:05
oh it works so well and then guess what
245:08
it's going to get better too because i'm
245:10
going to blur the thing
245:11
i'm going to blur this image uh with a
245:14
lens blur
245:16
at eight and it's just
245:20
all perfect i need to clean my goddamn
245:23
room
245:25
that's all i've learned today or i
245:28
learned that all my problems can be
245:29
solved with photoshop why clean a room
245:30
when you can just photoshop it all out
245:32
it's fine
245:33
that's not bad photoshop is like makeup
245:36
you gotta blend exactly
245:38
all of this nonsense yeah it's it's just
245:41
all garbage [ __ ] but it's fine it works
245:44
photo good photo good i think photo good
245:47
i think photo is good i think good i
245:50
think good
245:51
we think good yes
245:54
half the chair wheel yeah the chair
245:56
wheel's just [ __ ] gone
245:58
i can't really do much about that um
246:02
nope i i mean i could but
246:05
i don't know whether i'm this talented
246:12
wait i have an idea
246:19
this is so scoffed
246:24
i'm gonna create my own chair wheel
246:27
look at that it's so bad
246:31
it's so bad look at that it's so bad
246:35
oh my god
246:40
it looks like the the brother it looks
246:43
like the
246:44
oh it looks the it's the ugly duckling
246:45
of the chair family dude
246:52
oh yeah this is this is pain
246:56
shall i keep it no one's gonna know
247:00
it does look better than this one
247:03
no one would know
247:08
no one's gonna know though
247:12
that i that that this chair wheel never
247:15
existed
247:16
that it's just me trying to clean up my
247:18
room
247:19
no one would know
247:35
this is the most like scuffed
247:39
absolutely scuff thing but i
247:42
do not care
247:52
oh my god okay it almost was good there
247:55
until the very end
247:56
okay it was never good but it was almost
247:58
acceptable until the very end
248:05
there we go chair wheel look at how
248:08
[ __ ] bad it looks
248:11
uh it's fine it's fine it's fine it's
248:16
fine
248:18
okay [ __ ] it it's fine um look at like
248:20
look at my first
248:22
version in my second version
248:26
neither looks good all right fine let's
248:29
let's post these
248:30
let's post them on twitter okay okay now
248:33
that i've spent like 30 minutes taking
248:34
out the
248:35
garbage from the back of my room that's
248:38
funny
248:39
what should i do the caption as dude no
248:41
one's gonna care
248:42
i know it's just for fun um crop the
248:45
site don't worry you don't need to i
248:47
could have just cropped the sides but
248:49
and we're doing full full pngs dude
248:53
um left at the altar
248:58
what dude i'm my capturement is going to
249:00
be a waifu material
249:02
what do you think wifey material or
249:04
waifu material
249:05
wifey material i'm thinking wifey
249:08
material
249:11
spot the difference
249:15
um but i do
249:19
but i don't
249:27
i do could be okay
249:30
it's a bit short though
249:34
waifu material just really shows that i
249:36
do in fact
249:37
watch anime wi-fi good one
249:43
i do but with like 50 00s was that
249:45
feminine by the way that burp was that
249:47
nice
249:48
that was good our waifu we can share
249:52
your future ex-wife
249:56
good that's that's good that's funny
250:01
can't wait until i can't wait until
250:03
divorce
250:08
i'm the groom right i'm one of the
250:10
groomsmen
250:14
that's quite funny your future ex-wife
250:18
oh that's okay i like that your future
250:22
ex-wife
250:24
i like that that's good okay i'll do
250:27
your future ex-wife that's a funny one
250:30
thank you chat you've count with another
250:31
caption for me
250:34
so i do not have to be funny on my own
250:38
although i did like the idea of um
250:42
i'm your husband now
250:46
also a good one uh don't forget
250:48
instagram all good i'm on it i've still
250:50
got [ __ ]
250:51
random goddamn search results up on this
250:55
okay there we go
250:57
let's go let's go twitter
251:00
i didn't post the blue one on there can
251:02
i wear this to the bachelorette party
251:04
you mean the bachelor's party dude i'm
251:06
the bachelor in this
251:13
okay oh it's not centered
251:17
oh that's not good i just realized it's
251:18
not centered hold on
251:20
i actually do have to do a bit of
251:21
cropping here new guide
251:24
50 because twitter is really [ __ ]
251:27
weird with this sometimes
251:29
and it does it it does some [ __ ]
251:34
i don't lose any detail though it's fine
251:37
um
251:44
why does it want to maintain 16 by nine
251:46
there we go
251:51
i i guess that's fine i know um
251:58
oh my god it's just gonna crop out the
252:00
all the work i did
252:02
that's upsetting yeah my camera setup i
252:05
just realized i'm not perfectly in the
252:06
center of the frame
252:08
it's fine that's still upsetting though
252:13
that is still upsetting
252:16
i have to crop it yes i don't care if
252:19
you replace
252:21
and then number two
252:29
and replace okay oh twitter didn't do it
252:32
right okay it's fine
252:35
twitter cropping's like you gotta you
252:36
gotta play the game with twitter
252:37
cropping
252:38
i know i've just like barely been
252:40
talking and i've just like been doing
252:41
this but if you've been in my streams
252:45
anytime i look good this is what happens
252:47
immediately
252:49
rule of thirds or whatever it's no it's
252:51
just twitter cropping you got to get it
252:52
right
252:54
i really hope e d i d n t spend more
252:57
than a thousand on that dress
252:59
got it for free someone sent it but if
253:02
in your in your uh
253:04
so you know i think the the price tag
253:06
was still on it and it said 200 pounds
253:08
which is still [ __ ] ridiculous for a
253:11
dress
253:12
but 200 pounds wedding dress i know that
253:14
in the scale of wedding dresses that's
253:16
cheap i think right that's why you
253:18
cropped first yeah
253:20
uh i didn't think about it though
253:27
there we go all right
253:30
uh tweety tweeting tweeting and then i'm
253:33
gonna send them to
253:34
marisa because i know that she'll like
253:36
say and then i can download them from my
253:37
chat woohoo
253:39
all right
253:48
and then i'll post them to instagram if
253:50
it's not down
253:51
is instagram down still is it still down
253:54
or is it working again
253:56
your bob your butt your cleavage doesn't
253:58
align
254:00
does now there you go you're welcome
254:01
sorry it just like
254:04
to twitter go like my tweet before i try
254:07
and figure out how to post this on
254:08
instagram
254:10
like my tweet fellas
254:14
[Music]
254:17
i just hopped in and saw this lovely
254:19
dress
254:21
does this mean we are going with the
254:22
plan of you marrying me
254:24
so i can get a green card
254:30
uh dude i don't know why people are
254:33
trying to get a green card for me i need
254:34
a green card from other people
254:36
i need a green card from americans
254:48
yeah i needed a green card from the
254:50
americans dude which is kind of annoying
254:52
why the [ __ ] is my thing now loading
254:53
okay so
254:55
weirdly enough discord just sends images
254:57
in like full scale
254:59
there's like barely any compression
255:02
okay to instagram i think
255:06
who the [ __ ] wants to live in a post
255:07
brexit britain what the [ __ ]
255:09
i guess so hey all right
255:12
i think it's working oh [ __ ] can i
255:14
actually see my conversation with millie
255:16
now i can okay
255:17
shall i show you what i said to millie
255:18
in order to introduce her
255:20
i think i can go back all the way yeah
255:23
okay there we go
255:24
oh no okay do you want to see the
255:26
conversation with millie
255:27
should i show you okay so everyone was
255:30
asking me before for context
255:32
um how did i introduce people to um
255:36
how do i how did i tell my parents
255:39
friends and then they asked how did i
255:41
tell millie and i have it on text
255:43
conversation so i can
255:44
technically just show you all right
255:48
first message was hey how long time no
255:50
talk how's life been
255:52
and uh she says like you know i'm good
255:55
thanks life's good how about you
255:57
um and then um oh i should have said
256:01
been great took an odd route and now i'm
256:03
doing youtube and twitch
256:04
i just got a house hopefully moving out
256:06
soon so this was before i moved
256:09
um and i asked oh dude i was so sneaky
256:11
because i knew what i wanted to get the
256:13
conversation
256:14
onto about the eyelash thing for
256:16
everyone so i said
256:17
how's your eyelashes going it's cool to
256:19
see that you
256:20
built up a company and she liked that
256:22
one and then
256:23
aft and then she replied back saying
256:25
it's going good and stuff like that
256:27
and i said oh that's dope and then i
256:29
sent the message
256:31
uh so i gotta mention really recently my
256:34
audience
256:34
basically saw me in drag um it's become
256:38
so popular now that all the videos have
256:39
like millions of views we messing with
256:41
people on a mega
256:42
and [ __ ] so a if you need a new client
256:44
for eyelashes i'm down
256:46
and that's how i did it and then her
256:49
immediately
256:50
immediate response was like no [ __ ]
256:52
way i've always wanted to do a guy's
256:54
eyelashes
256:55
and then in real and then when we met in
256:57
real life
256:58
dude she was so [ __ ] hyped up to do a
257:00
guy's eyelashes
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apparently she really wanted to do it
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for a while
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so yeah she wanted to do that for for a
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while so
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she wanted to do a guy's eyelashes for a
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while and then we talked about like why
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i'm actually doing it you know like
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exactly why and she's like that's that's
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insane
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pretty nifty
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god the hair does not work today all
257:25
right but yeah
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not bad right i think i did good good
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introduction smooth thank you
257:29
i think a good introduction to it
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okay how's the tweet doing decent
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decent i am now wife i am now wife
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material
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i didn't show uh ass in this one so it
257:45
may not get
257:45
50 000 likes so that is not good i'm
257:52
doing a pronoun check i am he him boy
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alright weirdly
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okay let's post on instagram
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because for some reason you guys like it
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more on instagram
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okay uh
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it is really easy though
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and then i'm gonna put an emoji in it
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wow
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got it okay it is now up on instagram
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[Music]
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in the spirit of an absence stream
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member
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it is good to see rose looking classy
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and not slooty at all
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i read the thing before you said it yes
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in all fairness little bit slooty
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little tiny bit you know there's a lot
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showing but you know not anything that's
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like
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oh dude not even close to what the the
258:58
bunny was
258:59
anyway okay i'm now like i'm now good uh
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can i can i get this off now and get
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into like
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can i can i un can i undress and go get
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into my into my hoodies again that would
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be nice
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still no [ __ ] uh lock on the box
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because it's broken
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maybe i could get into my night my
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hoodies and my juggers
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and out of this giant dress and heels
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and corset
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and makeup and fake boobs and uh and
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eyelashes and um and earrings and veil
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and nail polish maybe i could get
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undressed into all that
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and then maybe i could grow my leg hair
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out and have a beard
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oh my god the the
259:39
the i dream of a day
259:44
one person said yes let's go i'm so down
259:49
weld the box [ __ ] it's plastic i i need
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to like
259:52
uh just melt it shut be pretty kind of
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that'd be kind of funny actually
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yes be free thank you they've all said
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yes chat's all saying yes so
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i think i'm gonna go for it
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i'm not on camera i gotta i gotta go off
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camera i gotta end the stream
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i'll just focus on minecraft forever i
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think that's really
260:13
good the way to go
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that's a funny tweet all right
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livestream oh the last stream dude
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this one i quit just make out make out
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with the uh with the with the
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uh girl month money and run just
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disappear from the internet
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there's something romantic about that
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you know like just
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disappear from the internet forever and
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just
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be like not scam anyone but you know be
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just like
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do my thing on the internet for a bit
260:51
develop the reputation and then just or
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maybe we can just consider this is what
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men wear now
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no more gendered clothing no i no
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actually i disagree
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i think that we should have gendered
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clothing and i think that all men should
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be required
261:07
to wear this i think that it should
261:08
switch
261:10
all men required to do their makeup
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every day and get in their fancy dresses
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that's what i think it should be based
261:19
based and red pill
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based and what do they what would be
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like a good pill
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pink pilled uh
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what the [ __ ] would it be i don't know
261:30
any i know
261:31
[ __ ] what is blue pill [ __ ] pill
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omega pilled or beer what's blue pill
261:38
i know what red pill is what's [ __ ]
261:40
blue viagra
261:41
got it what is egg pill what does blue
261:44
pill mean
261:46
that's just like you know normie society
261:49
like you take the red pill you're
261:51
[ __ ] yeah what would be the
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and the okay having no knowledge yeah
261:57
you take the uh the [ __ ] [ __ ] pill and
261:59
you become
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you take the [ __ ] god damn it
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uh sorry but i've never seen you and was
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not expecting that voice
262:18
one voice what voice were you expecting
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what the [ __ ] look at my like look at
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all my twitter feeds right now
262:26
my like my what's happening which is
262:29
like catered to you right
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is um was my thing look
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it says male and female gender binaries
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aren't as universal as you think it's
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just like
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you know guys wearing uh more feminine
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clothing in different countries
262:46
because of you know gender and [ __ ] oh
262:48
girls in the same way oh well you know
262:50
i don't actually know the gender they're
262:51
referring to but pog
262:55
how interesting that was my thing all
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right
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evil genius voice yes what's the problem
263:02
mr bond i need a cat
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but i can spin around on my chair
263:06
although my bulbs don't look good when i
263:07
see what i mean the illusion it only
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looks good
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now you know what i mean i'm like dude
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i'm slouching in this chair it's so much
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more comfy can we do the rest of the
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stream like this
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this is so much nicer can we just do it
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here like look this is
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i know i don't look the best okay when i
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do this but it's so much better
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it's so much more [ __ ]
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so much more comfy i know i don't look
263:34
as good but damn i am comfortable
263:38
you still look good though that was the
263:41
right answer
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you know like uh when girls oh when
263:46
[ __ ] when anyone fishes for
263:47
compliments and [ __ ]
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well it's like i look so i did that on
263:50
twitter once i look so bad today
263:52
give me compliments it's like that right
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like
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oh man guys i i don't know i just look
263:58
kind of bad like this and
264:00
my self-confidence is a little bit a
264:02
little bit down
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i i don't know what any anyone else
264:07
could
264:07
could maybe do about it but
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you know it really helped to to hear
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something nice about
264:14
about my uh about my looks and and
264:17
and smarts you know that'd be about my
264:20
uh some compliments would be nice
264:25
damn boy you ugly thank you thank you
264:28
that makes me feel a lot better you're
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the most attractive man
264:33
i it's literally impossible for me to
264:35
have a lip
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lip nip slip right now
264:40
oh my god
264:43
reason responded can i will you marry me
264:47
only if we can't divorce
264:50
after
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oh do i get
264:57
so i got half a stuff
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there we go i want half of marie's
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entire
265:09
twitter account i want her like i want
265:12
her 100 000 followers added to mine
265:14
that'd be nice we'll be full fin
265:18
you're looking chunky short stuff thanks
265:21
for the
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multiple insults
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uh unless you mean like you know i got
265:29
some i got some
265:30
titties on me in which case i agree and
265:33
i'm also not sure
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i'm not short prenup exactly
265:38
is that a wedding dress yes yes it
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whole ass is
265:45
a whole wedding dress i figured we'd try
265:48
it on
265:48
i figured we'd try it and it went pretty
265:50
well actually i'm not
265:51
shocked i'm literally dude i'm in heels
265:54
right now as well
265:55
i'm in heels right now too also i'd like
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to say that i have now
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completed my eight hours of corset for
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the day
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uh i think yeah i've now i'm i'm i've
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done my eight hours of corset
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so technically i've gotta take this all
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off to take the corset off
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so you know sorry about that but it's
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got to go
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uh do it on stream [ __ ]
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no no no no take it off
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i'm not five nine i'm five eleven
266:33
all five ten i'm st i'm tall i'm taller
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than average
266:36
five nine's average and i am taller than
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it how dare you
266:41
i cannot [ __ ] pull bob's okay right
266:45
do i just like let's like make this
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never show
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there we go hopefully now it shouldn't
266:51
show
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it doesn't even look that bad either so
266:54
too bad too tall
266:56
in heels i'm like five foot six five six
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is an average come on
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five nine is the average and i'm five
267:04
ten five eleven
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so
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poor bob's letters hold hold them up for
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me chap please
267:15
what is with noah dude noah's got the
267:18
horniest tweets
267:19
what the [ __ ] please sit on my face
267:23
[ __ ] oh my god and then the last one he
267:25
responded
267:27
he respond the last one we
267:30
responded to is the same one no it's not
267:33
noah's openly horny on main
267:36
that's funny though
267:40
you're huge compared to me i'm like six
267:42
inches shorter
267:43
damn right i am [ __ ]
267:47
giant i got the i five six how dare you
267:50
i'm
267:50
six foot something heels six up four in
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heels
267:53
good or fi if i'm in five inch heels i'm
267:56
six foot four
267:57
so [ __ ] you uh
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he's already dude this guy's been
268:03
inquiring what dude
268:05
[ __ ] god
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what zero bed wars wins does to a
268:13
[ __ ]
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oh my god
268:23
what should i [ __ ] respond watch like
268:25
respond to uh noah with with that
268:32
no worries somehow hornier than marisa
268:34
right no is good
268:37
no is it noah is a staple of our
268:38
community and openly horny on main so
268:41
he has my respect um
268:44
chestnuts mexico i'm so sorry it just
268:47
slips that way i don't know why
268:49
there's no reason for it to just do it
268:52
it just does it boyo
268:55
this dress is gonna slowly come down but
268:57
that's fine
268:59
send pic of chair the [ __ ] oh
269:04
please sit on my face i mean
269:10
i'm down
269:15
i've never seen noah though so i don't
269:18
know
269:19
i feel like i'd crush him he doesn't
269:20
know that i'm 70kg
269:23
he doesn't know
269:39
naughty fin grounded
269:42
horny jail bunk
269:49
that was funny all right there we go
269:52
it's up on twitter and everything good
269:53
good
269:54
seven seventy uh 70 kg i'm only 67 kg
269:57
bug yeah i mean i'm like um are you down
270:00
bad yourself
270:01
how dare you i think i'm uh there is no
270:03
way you're 70kg
270:04
i'm even more i'm like technically i'm
270:07
71 right now
270:08
so not bad it's only one kg five foot
270:12
eleven
270:15
it's kind of it it's like i think that
270:17
i'm bmi wise i'm doing pretty good
270:20
um i want to be 65 but anything lower
270:23
than that is apparently unhealthy
270:25
so i don't know
270:29
being fatter is better if you're a
270:30
cross-dresser i won't call it fat i
270:32
think i'd call it
270:33
more love i think i mean it depends
270:37
right because women have like a
270:38
more like round rounder or it's more
270:41
feminine
270:42
to have like a a rounder face but at a
270:44
point
270:45
uh you you're like my your fat
270:47
distribution of like being a guy
270:49
goes to different spots so like it's not
270:52
good to have a double chin
270:54
but also good to have puffy cheeks i
270:57
guess you know
270:59
so i don't know like like watch okay
271:03
like this look at my face right like
271:07
when i'm just like
271:07
stoned face and then when i smile
271:12
i don't let me fix my hair
271:15
one looks more feminine in the other
271:17
when i smile it's like you know easier
271:20
see it's more feminine because my face
271:22
is rounder kind of how worky
271:25
that's kind of how i take pictures too
271:26
because it's just looks makes it look
271:28
better
271:29
i know how to take my good pictures you
271:31
angle your chin a little bit down your
271:32
smile that makes feminine small chin
271:35
more big cheek been seeing a lot of ppl
271:38
wanting you to get a hoodie dress
271:42
yeah well that's that's what that's for
271:44
i
271:45
i do also want a hoodie dress because
271:47
they look comfy as [ __ ] i do want one
271:50
hoodie dress i'm going to go on amazon
271:53
because i can't be [ __ ]
271:55
i bought one at some point too i was
271:57
going to buy one as a like as a cosplay
271:59
for uh for i forgot who it was might
272:02
have been taffel
272:03
but never ended up doing it it's in the
272:04
basket though i do want a hoodie dress
272:07
i do genuinely want a hoodie dress i
272:08
need to find a good one though
272:10
like not some random cheap one so amazon
272:13
is where i go for this
272:16
this one's 26 bucks 27 bucks that's
272:19
pretty okay
272:20
it just looks like a shirt though it's
272:22
thin as hell
272:23
all women's clothing is like really thin
272:25
there's not like a lot of like thick
272:26
stuff with women stuff switch chairs
272:30
no i don't wanna
272:33
but what's a hoodie dress it's just a
272:36
long hoodie
272:37
so you don't need to wear any pant like
272:38
pants under it's great did the fabric
272:40
take when you're in amazon
272:42
i yeah for the next time i wear this we
272:44
will but we've been live for like four
272:45
and a half hours i think i'm gonna end
272:47
it off here
272:48
um i look obviously wait
272:52
stunning uh my the bobs have been a
272:56
constant source i gotta learn how to fix
272:58
this soon but
273:00
i don't look too bad and i think we did
273:02
pretty good for trying on the dress
273:03
today
273:04
i lost so much energy as soon as i got
273:07
this all on
273:09
and i kind of lied i have like another
273:10
hour in the dress because i didn't put
273:12
the corset on
273:13
until like uh half an hour to an hour in
273:16
the stream
273:16
but yeah i'll be in this for another
273:19
half an hour
273:20
but either way i'm going to end off the
273:22
stream because i don't feel like being
273:23
entertaining and i want to go eat cereal
273:27
but uh yeah i'll see you boys i'll see
273:30
you in the next one
273:31
have a good one buddy let me play you
273:34
off with a good song
273:35
what's a good song disco
273:39
have a good one i'll enjoy myself
273:44
thank you where's my
273:47
[Music]
273:56
wings