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change your mind
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like a girl change his clothes
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like a [ __ ] i would know
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and you overseeing
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when
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and you're down
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i would know
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is
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huh
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is
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we get a number one victory royale yeah
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fortnite we bout
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[Music]
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my friend just got downed i revived him
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now we're heading southbound
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now we're in the pleasant park streets
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look at the map go to the market
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take me to your
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[Music]
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who the [ __ ] put this on what the [ __ ]
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this is garbage was i
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fortnight meme what the [ __ ] who did
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that
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what sort of scumbag of the earth put
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that on what are they stupid what are
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they dumb and dumb and stupid
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let's put on some real music shall we
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thank you
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all right boys i've officially delayed
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you enough
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i've officially now delayed you about
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enough here i've i've
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kind of been getting dressed behind the
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scenes
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while you've been waiting um i'm still
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kind of getting dressed in a way i've
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still got pajama bottoms underneath
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underneath this dress
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but you know what at this point i feel
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like i can just
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tell you to deal with it because i i
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don't know i'm like your overlords like
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overlord i think i'm gonna go grab a
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hairbrush
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give me a sec i'll be back in a minute
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so
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[Music]
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sure
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[Music]
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hey gamers gamers and gamers
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what's poppin boys okay i am actually
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here now this is the stream
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is actually gonna start or is it um
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all right i'm gonna ask you before the
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stream starts right i've gotta do a
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thing
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i gotta do one more thing i gotta get
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myself some uh [ __ ]
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i have the option to either wear hip
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pads or not wear hip pads
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and i want to know whether you want it
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do you want it do you want
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hip pads or no
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polish cow is drunk song not at all the
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question i asked and yes
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i know that's why it's funny and okay
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every literally every one of you are
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saying yes
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so i'm i'm mid-doing it now hip-hop okay
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okay i'll go okay you can stop saying
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yes now
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i got the message i got the message
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they're really easy to put up that's a
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lie actually they're they're
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semi-annoying to put on but they are on
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i i've now got them on you you can stop
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talking please please stop talking
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please you people are insane
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where's the egg okay so
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you've waited you've waited with baited
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breath maybe
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this time finn's actually got dressed
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before the stream starts for a change
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you'd be right
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uh but barely um
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even though i had even though this is
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the latest stream i've done in so long
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and i'm still somehow late to it uh
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i still have one mil i know i do it's
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[ __ ] nuts
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holy [ __ ]
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hold on
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but sweet all right sorry i'm just
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getting dm'd
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okay so uh i had sorry i was a little
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bit late why so late
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it's only a little bit late i had to i
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had to pee i had to pee hard
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pee hard pee fast i tried to get it done
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but i i was still i'm still a little bit
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late to getting dressed alright so
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let me switch my like audio output into
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my headphones so i can wear headphones
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and look cool
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uh the coolest pete the coolest looking
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people are of course
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gamers it sucks that they're so
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oppressed but
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you know that's how it is i i my fight
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for gamer equality is still raging
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all right oh
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okay all right i'm ready i've got my
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headphones on and i
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i look hot let me do it i don't i don't
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[ __ ] should i play myself in with music
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that's not the music that i want that's
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that's [ __ ] the cow song
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good lord okay i gotta change my inputs
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let's go hey boys what's up hit me
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what up gamers and uh gamets i already
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said that one drug song let's go
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it me uh you may [ __ ] notice there's
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like the hit pads do nothing for me i've
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got the shoulders the size of a
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you know i would suck lol jk unless
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10 months big simp pog i'm not even
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convinced that
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you saw me before donating that because
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it had
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you're such a lazy zoomer i know you
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would lose
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no i'm not lazy the only difference is
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like i am about to start the stream like
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oh this should be really cool to go and
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do and then i do it
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or i like oh [ __ ] i can't do that i
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can't stream like this i gotta go do the
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thing
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just before i'm about to start where's
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the felix guy so
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what he's doing right now is uh he goes
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my pseudo on discord but he's uh
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he's called johnny he's called the the
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guy is called johnny if you let me i'm
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gonna he's not here yet so i'm gonna
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take
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a second to introduce you to
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why i wanted to do this [ __ ]
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interview um
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let me let me look up this youtube video
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uh okay if i'm sure if you look up
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felix cosplay meme i showed it before
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but hold on oh
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this [ __ ] hold on okay
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ah let me make sure i can do this your
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eyeliner looks so good
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i dude right dude right what i did right
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it i actually kind of tried with that
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i'm that's nuts that you mentioned that
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because
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[ __ ] that's probably what i'm okay
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anyway all right look at this
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this is the guy that i'm interviewing
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today oh [ __ ] damn you looking real cute
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what's your name oh [ __ ]
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i'm killing myself yes
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that [ __ ] guy that [ __ ] guy was in
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my discord
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just chilling he means two more months a
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girl month for you
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[ __ ] two months for me means two more
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oh god oh three
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plug you know what i don't care you're
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you're a tier three or
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your sins are entirely absolved mustache
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uh okay is that a voice changer no real
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guy he's like uh he's
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he's in the meme he's into crosstalk
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he's crusher he's into cosplay
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wait [ __ ] i got the scuffed one i got
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like the one that was uploaded 50 times
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hold on what the [ __ ] i got i'd like the
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youtube hold on
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i had this thing where i can't click on
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the screen now to play it okay
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post on twitter you're live before the
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interview
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no oh yeah i will look cute okay now
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it's less scuffed you can actually kind
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of see
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what they look like in in 1080p instead
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of 480.
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this video has 30 million views
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holy [ __ ] thank you stuff and i also
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just realized that he uploaded it
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johnny bullet seeds no [ __ ] way
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damn i you know what i feel better
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because i feel like oh dude i didn't
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even realize this guy actually uploaded
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the video look
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four months that's rare in the meme meme
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sphere
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the the the original uploader gets all
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the views holy [ __ ]
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his youtube channel yeah okay so i'm
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gonna have him on in a sec
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he's uh been real nice and uh when we
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were talking about it he the reason why
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we're streaming so late is because he's
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living in a weird time zone
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uh to me anyway and he's going and he's
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he did a photo shoot today to you know
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with his stuff
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and then he's he's said that he's gonna
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wear that exact outfit he's going to try
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and put on the felix outfit for us
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so that's kind of nice you know so he's
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he just sent me a picture that he's on
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his way
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uh he's going to change into the other
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outfit and stuff and he's just finished
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the shoot which is real cool
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plug dude i know so oh yeah i know i
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knew you'd want a color this is the same
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sort of thing that i mean
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i'm like i'm just thinking of stuff just
15:30
before the stream starts like damn that
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would have been good too
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anyway what's your time zone british
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british time bruv i'm in the britain
15:40
good time zone his pronouns are he him
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for both of us weirdly enough
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so dude i've got to do this thing though
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i remember i saw a couple people last
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time when i interviewed freddie
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where i was like holy [ __ ] you know
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freddie's posted like on uh
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like trans subreddits and [ __ ] and
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finn's just been saying he him
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and being a dick the entire time
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knowingly and now
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before we do any of these like
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interviews as i am a professional
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interviewer now
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i have standards of moral ethic code
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what do you think i'm gonna get
16:10
i'm not gonna get [ __ ] sued by the un
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it's fine
16:13
we always talk before uh off camera and
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stuff i straight up just
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pick my nose uh off camera and stuff
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just to say like
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you know hey uh you know am i getting
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all this right let me just get a brief
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idea uh so i don't be offensive
16:28
so we're doing good i'm i'm i'm like pew
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news but for uh
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interviewing who's a good interviewer
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is there a famous interviewer that's not
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code miko
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is there one i kind of want to know now
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joe rogan
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oh i'll be joe rogan i look like him too
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apparently
16:49
my bald head hey jewel [ __ ] it thank you
16:51
jewel
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um and yeah i haven't been like dude for
16:54
some reason like not streaming
16:56
uh for only two days somehow just makes
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me all scuffed
17:00
now it's weird [ __ ] andrew from all gas
17:03
no breaks
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oh his champ okay all gas no brakes got
17:07
[ __ ] over and the guy that runs it i
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think he got like
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he signed some shitty deal or something
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and then he uh he just got absolutely
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usurped from that channel which kind of
17:17
sucks so he's not even on it anymore
17:20
kind of blows sean evans
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it's been six months damn you look good
17:28
i need a catchphrase if i'm gonna go
17:29
from sean evans i want a catchphrase
17:32
like um you know he's got hey i'm sean
17:33
evans from first week feast
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and i'm here with but you know like i
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want one of those
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i'm sean evans from first week or from
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hot ones
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i don't know from hot ones first we i
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don't know i need something like that i
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need i need like a
17:46
i need a thing someone write me a thing
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tucker carlson oh that's someone i want
17:50
to be
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definitely that's definitely a role
17:52
model of mine uh
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or that [ __ ] old guy uh
17:58
the old guy who's the old guy
18:02
the old dude the old interviewer guy the
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really old one
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like the old one obama no not that one
18:08
not in alex jones david letterman that's
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the one
18:13
letterman that the old larry king or
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larry king i'll be larry king
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that's better larry king i'm going to be
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at larry king or
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eric andres damn there's a lot of
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interviewers
18:25
i've really got my there are a lot of
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[ __ ] famous interviews
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jimmy fallon
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just call me finney um
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finney uh uh jalen
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um you're gonna well
18:45
i'm so tired i'm drinking i'm downing
18:47
gamer subs dude
18:48
i'm absolutely downing this [ __ ] like
18:51
it's water because it mostly is make
18:52
sure and it's healthy as well zero carbs
18:54
zero sugar
18:55
no calories get yours at gamersup.com
18:59
use code ego
18:59
at checkout for money
19:04
i'm so [ __ ] tired oh my god this is
19:06
cutie i'd love to stick around but this
19:08
girl's got work tomorrow
19:10
have a good stream love y'all
19:14
i just realized that i don't think
19:16
you've ever said
19:18
unless you yeah but i still i'm never
19:20
going to be able to say your name i'm
19:21
happy to
19:23
for a see time and a big hug to offline
19:25
gang three
19:26
hey is that dude offline gang's been
19:29
kind of nuts lately
19:30
because obviously like i i i didn't
19:32
stream until 11 30 today
19:34
you know now i haven't streamed until
19:36
now and they were still just talking i
19:38
had the stream open because i keep
19:39
whenever i do my makeup
19:40
i open this and kind of look at it in
19:41
camera and see how it looks and that's
19:43
how i determine whether it's worth doing
19:46
uh there are certain like colors and
19:47
[ __ ] like my eyeshadow
19:49
looks orange and it's brown in real life
19:50
it's weird [ __ ] dude
19:52
i don't know i have been watching the
19:54
emcee
19:55
for a while and just discovered the
19:57
twitch just wanted
20:00
to say love the content and love you
20:02
keep update good work
20:03
lad was that a surprise when you're
20:05
watching the minecraft content and then
20:07
you found this [ __ ]
20:08
can you do a stream where you try a
20:10
bunch of different hairstyles from
20:12
pinterest or
20:14
something but you need like haircuts for
20:18
that though
20:18
you couldn't really do essentially my
20:21
options are like
20:22
different variations of ponytails and
20:25
clips and [ __ ]
20:26
i don't know whether that's gonna work
20:28
fam this course it's nuts dude
20:30
at this course it's [ __ ] nuts like i
20:33
i
20:34
dude it's four months it doesn't go like
20:37
my nails
20:39
see you s you've given me the confidence
20:41
to do so
20:42
the nails are looks fair nuts like look
20:44
at this [ __ ] my
20:45
course it's [ __ ] so tight i'm like i
20:48
need to get used to it for a second for
20:49
this stream
20:50
i'm still getting like into the vibe of
20:52
the stream because i'm [ __ ]
20:54
i'm being choked to death by my by my
20:56
goddamn corset because of course it weak
20:58
i gotta turn off that sub that don't go
21:02
hold on i gotta hide that [ __ ] so no one
21:05
so no one can uh
21:06
[ __ ] why is my mouse like not
21:09
clicking
21:10
so now i can keep going we need polish
21:12
down i'll stick on some polish cow in
21:14
the background
21:18
there we go solid corsets are not
21:21
supposed to hurt please loosen it
21:22
it doesn't hurt it's just that you know
21:25
you gotta get used to the feeling of it
21:26
it doesn't actually hurt at all
21:28
it's just like a there is pressure where
21:30
i'm not used to having pressure
21:33
because i've [ __ ] i was preparing for
21:35
the stream all day i just didn't wear
21:36
the corset while i was preparing
21:37
so this is now like my first half an
21:39
hour in the corset out of the eight
21:41
hours i'm doing
21:42
so it's like yeesh what's that other
21:45
song
21:45
the disco one dsco sweet trip
21:48
huggers that's the one it's really good
21:53
i'm not a fan of their other music
21:55
weirdly enough i listened to their album
21:57
i was like this is just
21:58
noises you know have you oh god there
22:00
was this brief time period where i was
22:02
into where i was literally just into
22:03
dubstep
22:04
sorry fk did you tell them about
22:06
yesterday in the corset dude i fell
22:07
asleep
22:08
i [ __ ] fell asleep in the corset
22:12
no word of a lie i fell asleep in the
22:13
corset
22:15
i i woke up and went [ __ ]
22:18
god proper posture trying to fix your
22:21
gamer posture and post your life
22:24
yeah i've not it's my posture is [ __ ]
22:27
great now and it makes me so angry
22:28
because i really wanted to be a shrimp
22:30
and of this spine but you know
22:34
still listening to virtual right oh
22:37
[ __ ] virtual riot
22:38
what is it virtual riot the one song
22:40
that's most popular from them
22:42
uh what is it like the remix one
22:46
that that [ __ ] that was my [ __ ] back in
22:48
the day dude
22:49
that's not someone's gonna say some old
22:51
goddamn band like dubstep remix of old
22:54
songs and [ __ ] oh my god
22:55
i that was my entire playlist possibly
22:57
bad my posh is [ __ ] great now
23:00
look at this [ __ ] i'm straight back i'm
23:02
doing good
23:03
bob's chest forward you know this is
23:06
great
23:06
this is the best that i've ever been in
23:08
terms of in terms of
23:09
[ __ ] back stability um bonfire by
23:13
knife party i didn't and that was never
23:14
on a playlist but it was part of the
23:16
remake have we ever heard you try an
23:18
american accent
23:19
no because it's impossible i'd rather
23:22
just get
23:23
i'd rather just emphasize my british
23:25
accent more that's what i want to do
23:27
over time
23:28
if you watch some of my old videos it's
23:30
legitimately all
23:32
heavy birmingham british accent it's
23:35
me but stepped up a bit uh it's it's not
23:38
great to watch
23:39
i won't lie to you it's it's the voice
23:42
is so bad
23:43
um and over time it's became more
23:45
americanized so it's more like
23:48
i don't know i've got more of a neutral
23:50
accent like no one can place where i'm
23:52
from
23:52
no one knows if i'm from australia
23:55
because
23:56
british and american accent mush it
23:58
together it's basically australian
24:00
virtual riot idols that's the one
24:01
skrillex samples and [ __ ] that's the one
24:03
baby
24:05
more cringe to the brits we've got bad
24:07
teeth and we say
24:08
water that's the way you say it though
24:11
british british accent intensifies i
24:14
still say my teas though
24:16
i think so do you want some water water
24:19
yeah you say water
24:21
i say with a tea yeah i say it with a
24:22
tea i don't say water yeah no i have
24:24
water
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water water water
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you know when you say a word too many
24:30
times just doesn't make sense anymore
24:33
how do americans say is it like water
24:35
two months i hope i don't turn again
24:37
they say like a d
24:38
in a hard ah water
24:43
all the americans are good at their hard
24:45
eyes the um i hope
24:47
that hopefully you don't it might have
24:48
awakened something inside of you
24:55
say water bottle oh [ __ ] i didn't say
24:57
the tea
25:02
water bottle water bottle okay there is
25:04
a i am saying like a mix between a tea
25:06
and a d
25:07
this is [ __ ] dumb i hate it water
25:08
bottle water
25:10
water water [ __ ] i feel i dude i'm like
25:13
a starving
25:14
i'm like a [ __ ] what a dehydrated man
25:16
in the desert
25:17
i just sing water over and over again
25:20
that's terrible
25:23
holy [ __ ] dude fred you're gonna do
25:26
fred's on two months he's got one month
25:28
left this eyelash is barely on
25:31
if this eyelash is going to come off at
25:32
some point in the stream and i always
25:34
have to try with these ones because i
25:35
want to look good in front of um
25:37
[ __ ] who i'm interviewing oh he's
25:39
mastering me how he say aluminum
25:41
he said okay i should be ready you guys
25:43
ready to get uh
25:44
pseudo on or johnny i wouldn't call him
25:46
johnny
25:47
but i never even asked because like he's
25:50
known as the felix meme
25:52
you know and then it's like his name's
25:53
johnny and he's also called pseudo on
25:55
discord
25:56
okay johnny should we get johnny guys
25:58
i'm only gonna get uh
25:59
johnny on if we um if we hit
26:04
6 000 subscribers that's all it takes
26:08
i need a how much is the donor goal at
26:10
uh seven uh we need to we need to 10x
26:12
that and then i'll call johnny
26:14
what's your gender mail yeah [ __ ]
26:17
figure that one out bud then fix the
26:19
eyelash
26:21
look at it look at this [ __ ] eyelash
26:22
right now it's not the eyelash it's the
26:24
hair touching it look at the [ __ ]
26:26
now watch fixed again
26:31
[ __ ] hate that it's my hedge put it
26:33
it's my hair pushing on here
26:35
it's doing this god i hate that it's so
26:38
bad
26:41
oh you just said [ __ ] just he goes [ __ ]
26:44
just tripped over a wire hold on
26:46
okay
26:50
dude okay i'm not scamming you now he
26:52
literally just broke his
26:54
entire pc setup damning giant thank you
26:57
oh thank you he he tripped over a wire
26:59
he
27:00
he did it himself it's not me just give
27:01
me a second we'll get him on
27:03
he's cut he's on his way he's on his way
27:05
dude
27:06
this hair is at this weird point now
27:09
where okay look
27:10
my hair's at this weird-ass point where
27:13
it's now just
27:14
in my face all the [ __ ] time it
27:16
always used
27:17
it's got this back in the day it used to
27:20
be so long that it get in my eyes it was
27:22
perfectly cold so that it poked me in
27:24
the eyeballs
27:24
and then it was perfectly long enough to
27:27
go up my nose
27:28
and now it's perfectly long enough to
27:30
when i inhale at the wrong time
27:32
at the tip of the hedge right down my
27:34
throat you know
27:35
it's not good and it also pokes me in my
27:38
eyes
27:39
or just one of them just this one and if
27:41
i have my hair
27:42
back i just look like [ __ ] weird i
27:45
look like
27:46
a farquaad quite awesome [ __ ] especially
27:48
if i'm wearing headphones
27:51
i don't like this this is a bad look i
27:54
don't like this look
27:55
say aluminum so we can laugh at you
27:57
aluminium
27:58
[ __ ] it's aluminium i don't
28:02
ow it's not aluminum aluminium
28:06
i mean it's it's not okay [ __ ] you it's
28:09
not spelt like that i know it's not
28:10
spelt like that
28:11
but i don't care that's the way i was
28:13
raised to say and it sounds weird say
28:15
aluminum
28:16
okay i don't care some americanisms get
28:19
to me
28:20
the [ __ ] like router that [ __ ] got to me
28:22
i don't care though
28:23
i'm gonna stick with aluminum aluminium
28:28
it's aluminium britain rise up americans
28:32
couldn't be bothered to pronounce the
28:33
net the extra eye
28:35
that's it turquoise
28:38
turquoise turquoise that's a normal word
28:41
that's not different i believe we are
28:43
having a twitch baby tomorrow
28:46
oh no way are you is it going to be your
28:49
nine months
28:50
hell yeah wait which one of us is
28:52
pregnant if your subs nine months
28:55
am i the father or the mother because if
28:57
so i've got a lot of
28:59
buns in the oven all at once i think it
29:02
goes [ __ ] out americans say that's the
29:04
right attitude
29:10
let me know when you uh re-wire your
29:13
cables okay
29:17
aluminum illuminate oh [ __ ] it i can't
29:19
do this anymore i don't care
29:20
in germany we call this marshall
29:22
linebacker
29:25
i don't care enough to google it
29:27
illumina
29:28
i don't care enough to google the german
29:30
what i have been doing recently
29:32
is like looking up like russian stuff
29:34
like i'll go on to like google translate
29:36
and look up the english to russian [ __ ]
29:38
i'll search it on youtube and then
29:39
translate the page to see what
29:41
crazy [ __ ] it comes up with like the
29:43
russian mr beast clone
29:45
i found him that shit's [ __ ] insane
29:48
literally there's a guy in russia that
29:49
just
29:50
photoshops his face onto mr beast's
29:53
thumbnails and gets like 20 million
29:55
views a video or more
29:56
it's nuts um and the videos are terrible
29:59
too
30:00
oh my god anyway dude a bit the same
30:03
thing with minecraft too
30:04
people do the same stuff with dream with
30:05
preston plays crazy how the british say
30:08
lieutenant half mao is the same too um
30:11
well afmel russians take her [ __ ] all
30:14
the time what's that the british
30:15
lieutenant lieutenant what
30:18
lieutenant how else do you say
30:20
lieutenant
30:23
how else do you say that word that's
30:25
wrong wait
30:26
how else do you say that word
30:30
what left endnt
30:34
are you [ __ ] stupid lieutenant
30:38
you're [ __ ] with me that's not really
30:41
a thing that you say
30:43
[Music]
30:44
it's lieutenant what the [ __ ] hyphen
30:46
license plate or number plate
30:50
it's license plate okay i think it's
30:52
interchangeable all right i'm gonna call
30:53
i'm gonna call johnny he said he's ready
30:55
oh he's typing again though
30:57
i keep getting a message from johnny
30:58
being like i'm almost there okay you're
31:00
right then
31:01
all well not yet and then like i'm ready
31:04
ah [ __ ] i just broke my entire pc okay
31:07
he said he's good he said he's good
31:09
okay it's the time let me put on my i
31:12
need like a microphone
31:13
[ __ ] i need like a i'm like a mic uh i
31:16
don't have one i need like something to
31:17
oh
31:18
oh yeah my microphone all right this is
31:20
how we're gonna do the entire interview
31:23
[Music]
31:25
hello welcome to my welcome to my
31:27
interview all right
31:28
hey johnny hi oh wow you're loud hey
31:32
no that's me don't worry i don't know
31:35
how the audio is going to be for the
31:36
chat chat how's johnny
31:38
johnny say something uh on brand
31:42
nice good that's on brand hell yeah
31:46
this is johnny hi there all right
31:49
somehow it's so weird to hear your voice
31:51
from the video
31:52
i said that like when we first talked
31:54
because we called for like 20 minutes
31:56
before and i was like you don't sound
31:57
like i thought like it's so weird to
31:58
just know you from one phrase
32:00
all right it is yeah especially for um
32:06
me making a silly deep voice so
32:09
peace all right um oh do you want a
32:12
screen share so i can show you
32:14
i'll get it all set up for you
32:17
well i have to use my um my phone
32:20
because i can't
32:22
i don't think i can like i'm using my
32:24
phone to actually
32:26
um because i don't have a camera
32:29
johnny can i please buy you a logitech
32:31
c9 whatever the [ __ ]
32:33
please okay
32:37
yeah that'd be nice okay you got it i'll
32:39
invest i'll invest in you johnny
32:41
okay uh really yes i'll uh if you if you
32:45
if you uh turn on your camera i'll be
32:46
able to screen share it
32:48
okie dokie poor johnny no camera johnny
32:50
no cam
32:51
oh you're sideways why are you sideways
32:54
sideways oh
32:55
yeah that's the concern i could turn it
32:57
sideways
32:58
i mean i could also hold on i i can i
33:00
can probably fix this in my version hold
33:02
on
33:02
you're looking great by the way from you
33:04
know completely sideways perspective
33:09
okay i i can [ __ ] with the with the
33:10
thing here to turn you back around i
33:12
believe
33:13
uh okay because if you need to i can
33:15
turn it but it'll be um
33:17
it'll be portrait mode i think it'll be
33:20
90 degrees
33:21
wait what the [ __ ] that's the wrong one
33:22
uh which one are you
33:24
you're this one i'm one of them hell
33:26
yeah okay display capture
33:28
you realize what i'm gonna do is i'm
33:30
gonna flip this 90 degrees oh that's
33:32
wrong
33:32
wait is it no it's not it's right oh my
33:34
god i'm a pro at this
33:37
okay i've got i've got it good i think
33:39
i've almost got it set up that good
33:41
yeah we're good this is johnny welcome
33:44
johnny do you go by johnny do you go by
33:47
pseudo do you go by uh
33:48
felix johnny's fine i'm cool with that
33:53
[ __ ] yeah all right sweet this is so
33:55
i've got to look at you on my other
33:56
monitor because
33:57
you're sideways me on my main one okay
34:00
it's fine i'm gonna look at you directly
34:01
there then in fact
34:02
i've got a better idea can i move into
34:04
here no
34:06
all right can i just do this no that's
34:07
not gonna [ __ ] work that's streamlabs
34:09
okay [ __ ] it this is just how i'm gonna
34:10
do it okay hello johnny
34:13
uh hello okay holy [ __ ] so okay i gotta
34:16
i gotta ask oh you got some cool stuffed
34:18
animals actually
34:19
hold on wait wait hold on one second
34:22
sorry this first
34:23
you've got a [ __ ] ring light but you
34:24
don't have a camera
34:26
i just ordered it oh but not a camera oh
34:30
my god
34:31
johnny let i bought like
34:34
uh i got like a little adapter so i
34:36
could use these headphones for my iphone
34:38
but um yeah you're wearing like
34:42
you're wearing like the uh the
34:43
headphones you get on an airplane
34:45
yeah well they're the most comfortable
34:48
headphones that i own every other
34:50
pair of headphones either explodes or
34:52
they're not coming they like sometimes
34:53
they smush your head these ones are
34:55
really good
34:56
uh they're just like really they don't
34:57
clamp down on your head like a vikes
34:59
that's nice that's what it is like they
35:01
don't they just kind of sit
35:03
yeah i like like yeah i'm thinking again
35:06
like wireless earbuds for that but
35:08
now now that i've addressed that you've
35:09
for some reason got a ring light you
35:11
can't call
35:11
stuffed animals in the background yeah i
35:14
don't i
35:15
tried to set them all up to make them
35:17
very pretty
35:18
oh hell yeah that's yeah i got my heart
35:21
so i got some stuffed animals i got
35:23
that's the word
35:24
dude every time i do one of these
35:26
interviews i always get the thing of
35:27
like i've got competition now and i
35:30
you realize now that you're here i've
35:32
got to now over now
35:34
you know i've got to now compete with
35:35
you as i have competed with freddie
35:37
so at some point chat's going to go uh
35:39
back on me
35:41
and say that i look dumb and you look
35:42
the better better one
35:44
so i'm just preparing them for that it's
35:47
your stream so they're just gonna be
35:48
like it's my stream but i have no
35:50
goddamn control of these gremlins
35:52
they're
35:52
they do i can't fight they just call me
35:54
an egg they call me
36:03
so they feel like they can be cute with
36:05
you no they're just no they
36:07
it's pure pure hatred i can sense it in
36:10
them
36:10
they're just spamming egg because they
36:13
are like
36:15
one day i'm gonna snap i'm gonna be like
36:17
the doom eternal character
36:19
the [ __ ] the doom guy i'm gonna go to
36:21
town oh no it's just gonna
36:23
it's just the base is just gonna drop
36:25
it's all guitars
36:27
oh dude they're [ __ ] when the music
36:29
when they do music starts
36:31
yeah okay uh not gonna lie youtube
36:35
you two very much uh wait you look wait
36:37
you two look very much alike do we
36:39
reckon in
36:40
a parallel universe we could have been
36:42
uh could have been johnny's fits um
36:46
twins indeed brothers brothers or
36:48
sisters
36:49
brother brothers and sons could have
36:51
been sisters [ __ ] yeah
36:52
all right so the first thing the thing
36:55
that i've genuinely wanted to
36:57
ask you for since we called i kept i
37:00
kept almost asking you it in the first
37:01
time we called
37:03
uh cosplay i really want to talk about
37:05
it
37:06
because i i love to talk about it yes i
37:08
i'm a i'm a way what are you cosplaying
37:10
us now actually
37:12
um actually this is just um i know i
37:15
know how it sounds
37:16
um but this is the oc for my idol group
37:19
we made it up all by ourselves
37:24
[Music]
37:26
that's so cool so this is this isn't
37:28
like a character
37:29
this is like something that you made
37:31
also you're an egg that's every time
37:33
every every time
37:37
just as you did with freddie yeah um no
37:40
we um
37:41
we've been cosplaying for a long time
37:43
and uh
37:45
right yeah uh our group like mostly uh
37:49
my best friend violeta cosplay
37:51
um that's where i started cosplaying
37:53
with her
37:54
because uh she'd never even like watched
37:56
anime before and i was just like oh
37:58
you know what it is listen freddie
38:01
didn't listen freddie didn't watch anime
38:04
and he was i was just like oh my god oh
38:06
so stupid
38:07
and now now i g he i thought he was
38:09
cooler than me and i take back that
38:11
comment i watched the video back i'm
38:12
like no
38:13
i'm i'm i am proud of what oh [ __ ] i
38:16
watch dubs
38:18
i watch both it just depends on the
38:20
context of the actors
38:22
that is oh my god what a politic what a
38:24
diplomatic answer
38:27
you can't even really yeah it just
38:29
depends on like who's acting some actors
38:31
are better than others it just
38:33
usually seems that the japanese actors
38:36
are
38:36
better but that's not the fault like
38:38
american actors can be good they just
38:40
don't hire
38:41
good actors sometimes or they kind of
38:43
recycle the same ones
38:45
yeah so that's not really a fault of
38:46
like being american i'll vouch for it
38:48
there's like you know there's good ones
38:49
there's doctor stone there's attack on
38:51
titans
38:51
pretty good assassination classroom dub
38:53
i remember that being pretty good
38:55
my hero's pretty good mm-hmm like you
38:58
know what okay
38:59
the only issue is i have with uh stuff
39:01
like that in any
39:03
in any version of it the the main
39:05
protagonist if it's like a young
39:06
boy like when they're like [ __ ] 15 or
39:09
some [ __ ] they
39:10
sound like really grating like they're
39:12
really
39:13
really they're very hot all right
39:17
my favorite example of it is what
39:19
aaron's friend in attack on what's his
39:20
goddamn name
39:22
oh uh armin almond almond diamond makes
39:25
me [ __ ] angry say
39:27
almonds voice almonds voicing the
39:29
english dub just oh it gets me a
39:31
rationing
39:32
it makes me cringe every time i hear it
39:34
but it's it's
39:35
cringing i do i've watched every time i
39:37
every time i talk about
39:39
anime or anything uh like that anytime i
39:42
ever talk about it and i made someone
39:43
my thing is always like i don't watch
39:46
much of it and then i list the stuff
39:48
that i have watched and i've realized
39:50
that i've sunk way too many hours
39:51
into watching cartoons japanese
39:53
customers yeah and
39:55
ever like you find like i don't know i
39:57
feel like i'm kind of um
40:00
if i don't know all the things that are
40:02
available to me in my mind
40:04
then i feel like i'm giving someone
40:05
misinformation like if i just have to
40:06
remember it later which is horrible
40:08
considering my uh attention span
40:10
being uh it's the way that it is
40:14
it's so funny but like i've watched a
40:17
lot of anime
40:18
and so whenever i um somebody's just
40:20
like hey what's your favorite anime
40:22
oh this this and this and like oh [ __ ]
40:24
that other one oh [ __ ]
40:26
i just don't remember it yeah it's kind
40:29
of nuts the um
40:30
okay okay i know we're gonna i i just
40:33
wanted to talk about anime for a little
40:35
bit because i know we're gonna alienate
40:36
somebody
40:50
i don't remember what i said to freddie
40:52
but i pretty much just like tesla said
40:53
the only interesting one
40:54
but okay so the
40:58
i've got us i've got it we've got to
40:59
immediately talk about the um
41:01
posture check on johnny they want a
41:03
posture check
41:05
cool that [ __ ] makes you sit up real
41:06
quick when someone mentions posture
41:08
right
41:09
they're immediately just wait what okay
41:11
uh what are you what are you wearing
41:12
johnny oh we'll both do it we'll both do
41:14
a thing
41:15
oh can you stand up alone uh well i'm
41:18
very
41:18
long so if i stand up it's just here's
41:21
my midsection you know it's just
41:23
true i've got i've now got like the room
41:25
to walk around him where i've
41:27
i'm in a plane i'm in some plain back
41:29
black dress i don't know what they
41:30
oh my god you're watching but i probably
41:32
no i can't i can't have it open
41:33
unfortunately because my computer is
41:36
it doesn't like streaming it's okay
41:37
everywhere else but whenever i stream it
41:39
crashes
41:39
that's so odd okay yeah wait taller than
41:42
flat wait how tall are you
41:44
who's six foot six foot even
41:48
you're one inch tall one centimeter
41:50
thought of them
41:51
that's a single centimeter if you want
41:53
an exact one
41:56
point one of an inch oh i hate this
41:59
they're gonna call me short now
42:00
okay that's all it takes it's like the
42:03
511 boys versus six foot boys and it's
42:05
just dude
42:06
towering over there shrimp boy how dare
42:09
you
42:10
okay they're crazy [ __ ] oh
42:13
[ __ ] i hate this okay the video
42:16
that's what i was going to say before i
42:18
talked about how
42:19
short i am uh the video
42:22
what right how do okay so i when you do
42:25
a little bit of like sleuthing on
42:27
on you as a content creator you've got
42:30
like an instagram that goes back
42:32
years before that right like oh yeah
42:35
something you just like did and then you
42:36
started it
42:37
because that was what it was like for me
42:39
it did it once and then it was just from
42:40
there
42:41
that chair i'd actually like
42:46
i find that really interesting how that
42:48
changes like
42:49
um like how your life adapts based on
42:52
that you know yeah because you just
42:53
started and just like oh well [ __ ] you
42:55
know
42:56
jump on that yeah so i've showed i
42:58
showed the video but speaking of that
43:00
right like how did you it's so hard
43:03
looking i'm gonna look over there
43:04
it's how did like what was that like
43:07
when that first got out because that
43:08
video has
43:09
30 million views now oh well
43:13
it uh so we'll start all the way back
43:17
to um when it happened it was at a
43:19
convention called ikikon which is one of
43:21
my favorite cons to go to it's like
43:22
winter and christmas theme so you see a
43:24
lot of people dressed up in christmas
43:26
outfits and it works really well for
43:27
cosplay because
43:28
everybody wears a lot of layers so you
43:31
know it ends up being
43:33
very hot so whenever there's a con
43:35
that's very cold it works out really
43:36
well so you can just kind of show your
43:38
stuff
43:39
that's cool and icky yeah um convenient
43:42
ickycon as a convention
43:43
is just very it's very fun it's very
43:46
open
43:47
and it's got a very big venue maybe not
43:49
anymore just ever since covet is just
43:51
kind of
43:52
you know but when it um when it was
43:55
going for the years that it was
43:56
it uh was my favorite con to go to and
43:59
the reason was
44:00
just how laid back it was you know like
44:02
people would stay up until four in the
44:04
morning
44:04
and get they get kind of tipsy yeah it's
44:08
just a very free atmosphere i feel like
44:10
a lot of people that were bigger
44:12
that oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to cut
44:13
you off no i was just gonna say i've
44:15
heard
44:15
i've heard good [ __ ] and terrible [ __ ]
44:17
that's happened at various conventions
44:20
i'm not liking uh cosplay conventions to
44:23
the furry con but my god have you heard
44:26
the story of rain forest and [ __ ]
44:28
from what now like rain uh there's like
44:32
furry conventions where they absolutely
44:34
destroyed the place and took
44:35
many drugs yeah i've heard that but you
44:39
can't escape like furries go to
44:40
i'm scared of conventions just because
44:42
of that though they're everywhere
44:44
i'm i'm honestly i'm scared of
44:46
conventions as a whole
44:47
pretty much just because of that no no
44:50
no no no no no no no it's worth going
44:52
like if you just
44:53
it's really easy to see it if that's
44:55
happening i've only seen that like once
44:57
or twice out of the
44:58
30 plus cons that i've gone to and out
45:00
of the 30 plus guys i've gone to
45:02
yeah holy [ __ ] that's some of those
45:04
repeats
45:06
i mean still though that's you know [ __ ]
45:08
me that's i've been to two
45:10
uh video i went to insomnia years ago
45:13
and i went to vidcon
45:14
a couple years ago okay yeah but it's
45:16
like
45:18
that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] nuts oh
45:19
[ __ ] you know it's about rainforest
45:21
i know about all the furry convent you
45:22
think i don't watch internet historian
45:25
rainforest yeah yeah yeah yeah well i
45:28
get it now i thought you said rainforest
45:30
sounds like
45:38
everyone's demanding that i switch to a
45:39
pink chair so i'm going to swap to a
45:40
pink chair
45:41
swap to that pink yeah i
45:45
in all fairness this chair i i
45:46
completely broke it's a gaming chair
45:48
that isn't
45:49
it's not good for gaming anymore because
45:51
it doesn't work
45:52
if i lean back too far i will fall
45:56
but now i look just shorter
45:59
i hate this oh well then it's
46:00
appropriate there no it's not
46:02
actual sign yes okay right so the uh
46:06
perfect shut up john okay
46:09
john everyone says my masculine alter
46:11
ego is jonathan
46:15
that's gotta be [ __ ] nuts wearing the
46:17
[ __ ] at a convention being called
46:18
jonathan
46:19
oh yeah jonathan it's really fun
46:23
usually yeah the the experience is
46:25
usually just what that video was
46:26
somebody's just like oh you're looking
46:28
real cute and it's just like
46:29
hey bro oh do you get that a lot now
46:31
when people yeah
46:32
um too much to people but it's okay i
46:35
often recognize you as like
46:37
as the as the felix guy the guy in the
46:39
video no no
46:40
no because you know hat i'd say 90 of
46:42
the time i'm wearing a mask and
46:44
working behind the counter so oh no i
46:47
mean well i i mean like it could
46:48
i i doubt anyone like probably would
46:51
recognize you like with
46:52
with everything off but i mean like in
46:54
in like a convention
46:56
to people the thing is
46:59
and i didn't like let me just like speed
47:01
past
47:04
actually at the end of 2019 um
47:08
christmas that year and oh it was
47:10
coveted hit
47:12
march of the following year so
47:15
i didn't go to a con princess takes her
47:18
right forward
47:18
i didn't blow up until after the world
47:22
blew up you got you got
47:25
you i went viral at the same time the
47:27
world went actually
47:29
so yeah it's it wasn't it's
47:32
kind of crazy it's kind of crazy because
47:35
um
47:37
so that video was taken by somebody and
47:40
i didn't really know them at the time
47:41
big box cosplay and he's a pretty sweet
47:44
dude
47:45
um he just met me the night before so i
47:47
can just kind of get that where it
47:48
wasn't just like
47:50
bam he just ran into me but he ran to me
47:52
the night before
47:53
and he found me later that that um
47:55
morning that sunday morning
47:57
and he's like hey do you mind if i take
47:58
a video he didn't really specify exactly
48:00
what it was
48:02
um right from what i remember he just
48:04
kind of was like hey do you mind if i
48:05
take a video like a funny thing and
48:07
we'll just kind of like
48:08
you know i was like oh okay and that's
48:10
when he
48:11
did it by the way and we just had a cute
48:14
little time
48:14
and then whenever that happened i just
48:16
like i remember
48:18
feeling that i had um
48:22
i just felt good because whenever i
48:24
looked at that video it showed that
48:26
i improved because there's a lot of
48:27
things that come with just how you stand
48:29
and how you posture yourself that really
48:31
just like
48:32
communicate um the the character and
48:35
whenever i saw people commenting about
48:37
how they saw that through it and they
48:39
were just like oh he's just like the
48:40
character because of like how he's
48:41
moving and how he's just holding himself
48:44
and that made me feel really good that's
48:46
nuts i'd never really thought about
48:48
that aspect of like doing cosplay
48:50
because oh yeah yeah
48:51
yeah that's cool i mean i've seen people
48:54
do voices and [ __ ] but i've never like
48:55
thought about the fact that you do like
48:58
you know that yeah you did in all
48:59
fairness you did do the thing with the
49:00
with the hands and stuff
49:02
down at you like what's i don't know
49:03
what the that shit's called that's that
49:05
it doesn't really have a name it's just
49:07
posturing like you just
49:09
okay so i feel like everybody who's good
49:13
at something
49:14
is secretly a really big part about it
49:16
for like like
49:18
if you look at models it's beautiful and
49:20
it's just like oh i cannot touch them
49:21
as they are they're just nerds about
49:24
their bodies
49:25
and that's just what they are like
49:26
there's a lot of noise where they would
49:27
probably brag to each other it's just
49:29
like oh you hold yourself like this not
49:30
like this you know it's like oh
49:32
okay you know it's a lot of things where
49:34
they just get excited over things
49:36
they study about some people do have a
49:38
very natural way of like holding it
49:40
i think my friends really have that and
49:42
i'm glad that i have
49:44
friends like that where i can look at
49:45
them and ask like why are you doing that
49:47
and it's like oh well i
49:48
don't know it just that's just what
49:50
feels natural and it's not just with
49:52
feminine cosplays with male cosplay too
49:54
there's certain ways that characters
49:56
stand that just gives a certain feeling
49:59
and that just kind of goes hand in hand
50:02
to communicating
50:03
um a lot more than people think
50:06
like being able to see somebody's body
50:08
and how they hold themselves
50:10
really tells the story on how that all
50:13
goes with and i know how you said
50:14
there's stuff
50:15
i'm sorry you're gonna control i was
50:16
gonna say yeah no i get some i
50:18
i either get two things right i get the
50:20
uh people
50:21
somehow saying that i i act feminine
50:24
[ __ ] you guys by the way and then uh
50:27
i try my i i don't think i do i think
50:29
it's like stuff like
50:31
certain things obviously read certain
50:33
ways like on a real basic level
50:35
every time that i check my hair and move
50:37
it out my face
50:38
someone is bound to say oh egg he's
50:41
doing feminine mannerisms
50:42
no i'm getting the goddamn hair out my
50:45
face it's just
50:46
i don't want it in my eye i don't want
50:47
it in my mind
50:51
you have wigs and [ __ ] and i have to
50:52
deal with real hair in my
50:55
eyes and my mouth sometimes
50:59
what wigs have a different
51:03
kind of um problem like real hair is
51:06
just kind of like it'll creep but like
51:08
if you have fake hair it really likes to
51:11
creep and the problem
51:12
with that especially with anime
51:13
characters is they love to do the thing
51:15
where it's just two long strands and
51:16
then here's a full head of hair in the
51:17
background yeah
51:18
and whenever it does separate them
51:22
your hair was just like hey mind if i
51:24
join i'm like no
51:25
no no you're not supposed to do that no
51:27
i'm so just
51:28
that and also just having to i don't
51:30
like hair on my face
51:32
the the the the thing with stream trying
51:34
to get me to grow my hair
51:36
out dude it's just like
51:39
it's the worst it's so bad well it's um
51:42
well it's all it's extensions right but
51:44
a lot of it is your normal hair no
51:46
this is all my normal right now this is
51:48
all my normal
51:49
oh that's the interview with your normal
51:50
hair the interview with freddie that had
51:52
extensions in like recently
51:54
the last like few streams i zero
51:57
um zero hair extensions this is all just
52:00
now
52:00
this little long hair oh my god oh
52:04
i wish i could see i'm gonna i'm gonna
52:07
re-watch this back and
52:09
i have an idea to show you me i did it
52:11
with freddy and i wonder if i can do the
52:13
same thing
52:14
in theory i could do possibly put
52:17
projecting out
52:18
[ __ ] now i'm sideways this is oh
52:21
hold on let's see if i can just i mean i
52:24
could screen share just
52:25
you oh wait no i could no i haven't i
52:28
have a bet
52:29
i i i now know what i can do one sec i'm
52:31
going to make this march 22nd
52:33
cosmo has an idea all right there we go
52:36
i've got that and then i can do
52:39
i can stream to you this okay
52:42
and then if you watch my stream you'll
52:44
see like a 10fps version
52:46
oh it's a little behind but i see you ah
52:49
yeah it's as i said it's going to be a
52:51
10fps version of me but
52:53
that's okay at least i can see i have
52:55
reference now yes
52:56
okay cool not just talking to nothing um
52:59
oh
53:00
we're kind of like alternating we both
53:01
got that shoulder yeah
53:04
what a bra strap that i couldn't be
53:05
bothered to get a wireless
53:07
strapless bra is it the same [ __ ] or is
53:09
that a part of the dress
53:11
oh no this is actually this is a a
53:13
bandeau which is a kind of just
53:15
soft um bra pad thing that's
53:18
it's a bra it's a it's a brower isn't it
53:21
well it's it's it's closer to a sports
53:24
bra but it's just more comfortable
53:26
it's a bra it's a bad
53:29
it's it's a problem it's [ __ ] listen
53:32
we're both we're teaching them
53:34
we're teaching them yeah okay
53:37
this dress i was i specifically searched
53:39
for the black bra just because
53:41
i thought i could trick people into
53:42
thinking it's part of it it's not
53:45
it's just it's it's just a bra
53:48
i i i i do have like this stick on i do
53:51
have like i do own stick on
53:53
fake bobs but i oh yeah cannot be
53:56
bothered to talk about that
53:58
yes yeah no i'm terrible no i i can't be
54:01
bothered don't work this dress look how
54:02
it's supposed to look i'd rather just
54:04
have this
54:05
because no one ever mentions it it's
54:07
fine no
54:08
as long as it matches the same color
54:10
like people are like oh yeah
54:12
it's part of the it's part of the
54:13
ensemble it doesn't really matter
54:16
it's um what is it because yeah this
54:18
this dress is just kind of like
54:20
like i just kind of slide into it and uh
54:22
it's a very it's very nice
54:24
um yeah but this is just like a little
54:27
white like
54:28
um sports bra and it has like the cool
54:30
thing about it is like these little
54:31
straps like they're detachable so like i
54:33
can just have it as like a normal thing
54:35
and
54:35
shoulderless and
54:39
that technological advancement it's the
54:41
tank
54:42
because um what is it the the picture
54:44
that i sent you earlier
54:46
that is the same like i'm wearing the
54:47
same thing i just added the straps back
54:49
on
54:49
oh [ __ ] yeah that's cool i've got to do
54:53
like um
54:54
okay so with oh [ __ ] i gotta ask though
54:57
again i know it's weird because we
54:59
talked a little bit before but at the um
55:01
right i'm guessing biggest question
55:04
besides that how that video came out
55:06
the the crossdressing thing i i i asked
55:09
i asked freddie when he was on
55:10
i'm gonna ask you how the [ __ ] does this
55:13
ever happen i swear to god every time i
55:14
talk someone about it there
55:15
there's always this weird story behind
55:18
it and it's
55:19
yeah with me same with freddy oh i will
55:22
ask you the same
55:23
okay well then here we go so
55:27
it started with just cosplay me and my
55:29
best friend at viola
55:30
cosplay we would just do all kinds of
55:32
cool things um
55:34
there's a lot of really cool characters
55:36
that i like to do
55:37
but it came to a point where we were
55:39
watching re zero so it actually started
55:42
with felix's i'm sure a lot of the chat
55:44
will be happy to hear
55:45
so um nice yeah is felix is in re-zero
55:49
i didn't know that yeah i didn't i just
55:51
kind of like oh felix from that one
55:53
anime
55:53
every time yeah with the meat yeah yeah
55:58
okay so yeah but it that was like the
56:01
first try that was like the first one
56:02
was that one
56:03
yeah and um well who's idea
56:07
was that her idea or yours it was a mix
56:10
of both
56:11
because what had happened right was um
56:14
we both liked re-zero and we both wanted
56:16
to cosplay from it she had amelia
56:18
very pretty character and i was stuck
56:21
with you know
56:22
the boys tm so i was like well i at the
56:25
time during season one i wasn't really
56:27
feeling subaru and the only other
56:28
characters that were in it
56:30
had like very expensive props or a very
56:32
expensive
56:33
outfit so i was like well what am i
56:35
going to do within like a
56:36
a week or two time frame for a con which
56:39
is con crunching we were just kind of
56:40
like putting things together
56:41
so i was like well the only other
56:43
character that i can reasonably afford
56:45
that's
56:45
male technically is felix and
56:49
i was never against the idea i feel like
56:52
i've always been kind of fluid about
56:53
something
56:54
if it um regards
56:57
kind of uh a theater aspect
57:00
um ah it's a it's the fine art it's the
57:03
perfect yeah
57:04
yeah yes i get it i thought about things
57:06
like that
57:07
and um it was her who mentioned it she
57:10
was like
57:10
well you could do that eyes emoji and i
57:13
was like
57:14
and i was like you know what because she
57:17
was the one doing my makeup
57:18
and i was like you know what that sounds
57:20
like a fun time let's just i'll buy a
57:21
wig and we'll give it a try
57:23
and that was the only thing that i had
57:24
to start with and she was doing it for a
57:26
while and for a while i was like ah you
57:28
know it's just kind of it's not going to
57:29
work but then she just added a little
57:31
blush and then she just
57:32
her eyes widened and then she was just
57:34
like you should probably look in the
57:36
mirror
57:37
and then i did that and i was just like
57:39
oh
57:41
and so from then on like i just been
57:43
adapting this cosplay for a really long
57:46
time
57:47
and it's just bit by bit kind of worked
57:50
my way
57:50
to the point that it is now i've
57:52
technically been cosplaying felix
57:54
for like probably two years but i hadn't
57:57
had the confidence
57:58
in my body to wear his blue outfit i
58:00
just wore like his night outfit which is
58:02
like a full body like suit
58:04
okay because i didn't really think i had
58:06
the body to match with that
58:08
like i i believed in my face after i saw
58:10
that but i didn't believe in my body
58:12
and so whenever i went out to ikkycon
58:16
and i felt like as good as i did
58:18
whenever i finally put it all on and
58:20
you know it worked out for me it uh it
58:23
meant all that much more that that would
58:25
go
58:26
viral out of anything like i feel really
58:28
lucky that that out of anything would be
58:30
the thing that people stuck to
58:32
why because it meant a lot dude i was
58:36
just looking at
58:37
that that's so [ __ ] wholesome by the
58:38
way that was that had such like a good
58:41
uh start too also i'm gonna be now using
58:44
i'm taking that thing
58:46
i'm definitely gonna be using the it's a
58:48
fine art
58:49
it excuse me it is it's it's
58:52
it's something i get paid for it so
58:55
technically
58:56
i get i got paid a lot of money for it
58:58
so technically it is a finance
59:00
art people pay you for the expertise
59:04
you exhibit artistic express just to
59:07
just to stare at this beautiful creation
59:09
of mine
59:10
um everything that's not natural to you
59:12
originally i think can be considered an
59:14
art if you do it well and people
59:16
want to pay for it that's exactly what
59:19
i'm going to say from now on
59:21
oh [ __ ] i was going to ask something and
59:23
i completely [ __ ] forgot what i was
59:24
going to say
59:25
oh no i know what i was going to say
59:26
it's a question no one else is going to
59:28
care about what you're you uploaded the
59:30
video
59:31
right like it's on your youtube channel
59:32
where that's where it's like most likely
59:34
yeah because it's got 30 [ __ ] million
59:37
views
59:38
yeah was the channel monetized
59:42
no watch it oh i almost fell off this
59:46
chair
59:47
oh my god i just
59:50
feel like people stole it originally i
59:53
just thought it was
59:54
great i put it as the sec like
59:56
originally i put it on my instagram
59:58
right
59:59
and then somebody took it and then i had
60:01
to find out vicariously through someone
60:02
else
60:03
hey did you know your videos blowing up
60:05
on tick tock which i didn't have
60:06
and i was like and wait
60:10
it started blowing up on i saw it way
60:12
before tick tock though
60:14
really that was amazing forever was it
60:16
on instagram
60:17
i i feel i i feel like i've just because
60:19
that's the first place that it would
60:21
have come
60:21
from maybe it's like that thing where
60:23
you're like
60:25
you feel like you've seen it yeah it's
60:27
just kind of like the
60:28
anyway i think it's mainly because i do
60:30
this and everyone just donates that
60:31
exact meme
60:32
um [ __ ] i can only imagine it
60:36
i feel like i saw it yeah i started like
60:38
a discord
60:39
like someone links me this thing like
60:42
yeah you're like this guy
60:44
ah look at you i see a match story is
60:47
way
60:47
cuter and more wholesome than you being
60:49
energy and getting money from
60:51
it i know still love you yeah they're
60:54
saying that your your origin story is a
60:56
lot more wholesome than mine
60:58
because mine is just i did this [ __ ]
61:00
people pay me money i keep doing it
61:02
i don't mind hey it did whatever works
61:05
yeah
61:05
but it wasn't a thing as early as vine
61:07
chat discord although i like discord
61:11
i swear to god i've seen it on something
61:12
earlier but like
61:14
oh i don't want to i almost don't want
61:16
to do this to you
61:18
because it feels mean but do you know
61:20
how much money the video would have made
61:24
no i've actually i've heard um it's
61:27
like 500 000 or something along those
61:31
lines
61:32
half a million from it but okay it's
61:34
less than what you think but it's
61:36
okay it was you could have that's it's a
61:38
it's
61:39
quite a bit you'd have made about a
61:40
handsome sum yeah it's like a
61:42
i think it's gonna it would have got
61:44
like a one dollar cpm so that would have
61:46
been like
61:46
like 30 40 grand
61:50
yeah i've never seen more than maybe two
61:53
grand in my bank
61:55
oh sorry i don't i oh dude
61:59
it just that's just really hoping that
62:01
you were gonna be like
62:02
yeah and that's like although i got that
62:05
[ __ ] monetized immediately
62:07
oh no i well the thing is i couldn't
62:10
because of the restrictions that are put
62:11
in place i had to have to have like a
62:13
thousand subs and a few
62:14
hundred thousand uh or a few thousand
62:16
watching hours forty
62:18
thousand fours four thousand hours i
62:20
have to have four thousand hours
62:22
and because it's an eight second video
62:24
it you know
62:25
even if you have 30 million it's not
62:27
gonna hit four thousand it got really
62:28
really close
62:30
wow it's that's nuts
62:33
yeah because 4000 watch hours is like
62:36
oh my god hold on let me check i feel
62:38
like the average video of mine
62:41
hits 4 000 watch hours like just
62:44
like on on a minecraft channel that
62:46
doesn't get even
62:48
near it doesn't get even nearer a
62:50
million views let alone that
62:51
well those are like 10 minute videos
62:54
right yeah they
62:55
they're like 20 30 minute videos so it's
62:57
like yeah exactly because
62:59
oh wow to put in perspective i actually
63:01
just
63:02
released a youtube video just like a few
63:05
days ago
63:06
which goes into like deeper and i have a
63:08
real fun time making it to like thank
63:10
everybody for the
63:11
the 30 million which is a really
63:14
big number but it uh i made that and
63:17
looking at the analytics
63:19
over maybe two or three days i reached
63:22
the amount of
63:22
hours for that video like
63:25
comparatively to the one that has 30
63:27
million views
63:29
because that one's eight seconds and
63:31
this one's 10 minutes
63:32
god yeah because clips are blowing up on
63:34
youtube now but the cpm is actually like
63:36
it's still like a dollar or maybe a
63:38
little bit less weirdly enough the cpm's
63:40
not terrible for it
63:42
it's really bad compared to everything
63:43
else it's like five times less than like
63:46
an average video but like you still
63:48
watch an ad before you watch the video
63:50
so it's not too bad
63:52
um but yeah oh dude oh god that's pain
63:56
it's just you know but that's okay i uh
64:00
i already knew that like a lot of people
64:01
had like stolen the video
64:03
and put it that's how i found out that
64:04
that happened in the first place like i
64:06
put it up around
64:07
february on my instagram and then
64:10
it blew up around my birthday exactly
64:13
around march 2nd
64:14
is when at first people were flooding
64:16
from
64:17
all over the place that's just that's
64:19
just the youtube video too
64:21
because like over the internet you that
64:22
that video has probably got
64:24
over 100 million views from from
64:25
everything right
64:27
yeah no it jumped it was fun to watch
64:29
how
64:30
okay this is a weird perspective but
64:32
like i could see what kind of people my
64:35
friends were
64:35
based on what social media they sent
64:38
that video from
64:39
whether it's like the i funny watermark
64:41
[ __ ] yeah yeah
64:42
yeah it stole instagram meme page yeah
64:45
because it jumped from each one of them
64:47
and went
64:47
viral like uniquely there like it went
64:50
to reddit two or three times and it went
64:52
to tick tock then it went to facebook
64:54
then it went to
64:55
imager of all things and then it went to
64:58
like
64:58
i could just like see the kind of people
65:00
that they were like the person
65:02
that sent me the imager link is very
65:03
mom-like and the person that sent me the
65:05
reddit link is
65:07
uh very like i know a little more than
65:09
you you know i don't know it's just
65:11
that's [ __ ] nuts that's absolutely
65:13
nuts dude but yeah
65:15
sorry someone asked before god that was
65:17
an impressive stutter of mine someone
65:19
asked before um
65:20
if you have like anywhere that they
65:22
could support you like
65:24
i guess like yeah they're [ __ ] dude
65:26
they
65:27
they like doing that [ __ ] like uh you
65:29
have i don't have read it you have an
65:30
instagram you have a youtube
65:32
right yeah which one do you have which
65:34
one do you like at the most
65:35
which one do you most want to promote
65:38
instagram is the thing
65:39
that i want to promote the most that's
65:41
the thing i've been working on
65:42
since forever i've been cosplaying since
65:45
i've got a lot of [ __ ] on that
65:46
12 or so and i've been uploading on
65:48
there forever
65:50
um but that's where like all the the
65:53
meat
65:53
of uh my stuff is at so you can see all
65:56
the stuff there
65:57
that i've ever really done too
66:01
that's for your paypal just go on go on
66:05
go on to your instagram and go into your
66:06
bio and just add like a
66:08
the paypal email or like a cash app
66:10
you'd be fine
66:12
well i have um capitalize on the on the
66:14
success
66:15
i i well the thing is no matter how many
66:18
people that you accumulate you can't
66:20
make people pay you money i disagree
66:24
i i disagree
66:30
i think there's a lot of people that
66:31
could you can you can just force them to
66:34
that's what i've done it doesn't feel
66:35
natural i don't want to be able to it
66:37
feels
66:37
perfectly natural to do something i can
66:40
show you how
66:42
i'm cool with promoting like if it's
66:44
something but
66:45
like i don't know i don't want to like
66:46
shove it in their face and be like hey
66:48
um
66:49
well it looks like your patreon a lot of
66:51
the time some of my funniest things i'm
66:53
just like
66:54
hey give me money go to the go go the
66:56
patreon i mean like every cosplayer that
66:58
i know
66:59
it would be i genuinely think it'd be
67:01
hard to you might know a lot more but i
67:03
know from like just the
67:04
mat the really popular ones on like
67:06
twitter [ __ ] like that i'm mainly on
67:08
twitter
67:09
the ice they all have like a patreon or
67:11
like an early fans or
67:12
some [ __ ] like that even like patreon
67:14
you can just kind of upload the same
67:16
thing
67:16
you would on instagram right and then
67:19
patreon's a weird beast
67:21
i kind of don't want to touch patreon
67:23
just because it's a mixed bag
67:25
there's been more problems that like
67:27
were really really
67:28
bad that cosplayers had to deal with
67:29
that involved patreon
67:31
than something like coffee where like
67:33
problems that are like
67:34
hey we leaked your information somewhere
67:37
or things like
67:38
hey guess what we're not paying you for
67:40
half of these things for some reason for
67:42
like a month down
67:43
you know paypal lots of posts i've heard
67:45
and [ __ ] on that yeah well
67:47
patreon also is you have to like make
67:50
um well you don't have to but i feel
67:52
like the thing that makes patreon
67:54
um useful or like fun for people to
67:57
participate in
67:58
is you give them unique content every so
68:01
month
68:01
you know that you just kind of feed them
68:04
unique stuff and the problem with that
68:05
is
68:06
i can't really make constant content
68:09
just based on
68:10
how i do cosplay and where i'm at
68:12
because my best friend does my makeup
68:14
and we just kind of like
68:15
go you go to thing you gotta learn to
68:17
make it the art of the makeup dude
68:20
so i've got it i got some i'm gonna
68:22
practice with it but it is
68:24
it is a it is a pain in the ass because
68:26
it's one of those things that you you
68:27
try for the first time you're like wow
68:28
i'm bad at this and then you gotta get
68:31
better like that
68:32
i've never seen anyone that does it well
68:34
first try um
68:35
i obviously did but i'm a standout case
68:38
i
68:39
i was most things i try for the first
68:41
time
68:42
i excel at i'm mainly i i'm the source
68:45
of
68:46
i'm the best at that oh that's that's
68:48
what i'm saying there's a lot of people
68:49
that have something they're just
68:51
natural at and people like me
68:54
i'm very awkward about how i do things
68:56
so i kind of have to just study and take
68:58
a lot of notes like
69:00
i have noticed everything i tell people
69:02
over things that should just be normal
69:04
stuff
69:05
johnny it's so wholesome how you believe
69:06
my lies straight to your face
69:11
i was [ __ ] terrible at makeup oh god
69:14
i pray
69:15
i pray that the pictures of me when i
69:18
try to do my makeup for the first time
69:19
don't leak
69:20
because there are pictures they're on
69:22
they're on my they're on my hard drive
69:24
but chat has yet to get me drunk enough
69:26
to [ __ ] do it
69:28
um to show them oh oh a screenshot of my
69:32
eyebrows from
69:33
from like when i first tried to do it my
69:36
god
69:37
oh you know what you know what that
69:38
means chad you haven't got him drunk
69:40
enough
69:41
gonna have to try a little harder sounds
69:42
like i barely drink
69:44
my bottle of vodka i've had for like
69:46
three months it would be nice to help
69:48
enable them have you ever um that johnny
69:51
brings to that what do what do you like
69:52
to mix vodka with or you just like
69:55
[ __ ] don't i mean i'm just i just
69:57
drink it straight now the uh
69:58
i i'm i'm still like a child and i mix
70:01
it with like fanta or coca-cola but
70:03
no what i really like is sprites right
70:06
and vodkas
70:07
sound good how to do makeup it worked
70:10
for me
70:11
am i thinking right maybe i think it's
70:12
something i mean it could why not
70:14
oh no it does it's like lemonade right
70:16
yeah yeah sorry i'm dead it's just busy
70:18
it's
70:19
yeah no i agree that does sound really
70:20
nice actually they want me to teach you
70:22
how to do makeup by the way at some
70:23
point
70:24
i'll give you a makeup lesson really
70:27
yeah but i did try and
70:28
i did try and uh show nat how to do
70:31
makeup
70:32
that was fun that is um
70:35
that's your sister right no not say uh
70:38
natsu that's a youtuber he's the
70:40
he's a guy he's a guy on a megal that
70:42
does like voice trolling and [ __ ] so he
70:44
can do a girl voice
70:45
perfectly okay it's nuts how good he is
70:47
at it but
70:48
i tried to teach him how to do makeup oh
70:50
god now it's bad at makeup
70:53
because nat's obviously just starting
70:55
here same thing
70:56
like his uh i think it was like his
70:58
girlfriend or something like that was
70:59
doing his makeup the entire time and he
71:01
wanted to learn and i tried to show him
71:04
and we had a three hour call where he
71:06
managed to finish his eyeshadow
71:09
oh i'm that's not even a lie too like
71:12
that
71:12
it's on youtube it's like we need to
71:14
drinking stream oh no
71:16
no like um what is it there's little
71:18
things i've been trying to like
71:20
muscle my way into to get better at like
71:22
cutting wigs
71:24
oh
71:29
scary because i'm wasteful not as a
71:31
voice changer that doesn't use a voice
71:33
changer that's literally his voice
71:35
and by the way um i will be i'll i'm
71:37
definitely going to drink for the
71:38
birthday stream i've got a nice
71:40
sequined hell yeah i got a nice sequined
71:43
dress
71:44
i'm gonna be good it's gonna be fun oh
71:46
spicy
71:47
yes it's short as all hell too the uh
71:50
oh [ __ ] they'll like it um but yeah no
71:53
the
71:54
i always i go off on like three
71:55
different tangents and i forgot what i
71:56
was gonna say
71:57
uh no i i just i when i was cutting the
72:00
video
72:01
that i made it was like i had to
72:04
apologize to my friends because i was
72:06
like i really ramble
72:08
don't i i really and like i apologize
72:10
easy to get distracted
72:11
sure you're just like you what are you
72:14
what are you doing yeah yeah so i i
72:17
apologize i'm aware i'm aware that i do
72:19
it but
72:20
i [ __ ] it's
72:24
i can relate we can suffer together yes
72:27
oh [ __ ] hot tub like we could
72:30
at some point i'm gonna try and do it
72:32
there's a there's a there's a trend on
72:34
twitch
72:34
where you can do a hot tub streams are
72:37
apparently fine with twitch
72:39
oh you're gonna wear a bikini are you
72:40
gonna i wanna
72:42
i really do i really [ __ ] up i don't
72:45
know if i could get away with that [ __ ]
72:47
because i need to significantly lose
72:49
like some weight if i want to be like
72:51
skinny around the waist
72:52
because for guys sustainable have a nice
72:54
day yes for guys
72:55
like the way that you kind of gain
72:57
weight is more um like
72:59
in the belly and [ __ ] that's kind of
73:00
yeah yeah belly arms i gained weight
73:03
belly arms and that's kind of it
73:05
so it's that's how you can tell we're
73:07
here to listen to why people talk don't
73:09
apologize for talking
73:10
well it's it's like um it's that like
73:13
covered weight like a lot of us
73:15
just kind of like we're like well
73:21
this was my entire life nothing changed
73:24
with covert
73:25
i have i i just naturally did this to
73:28
myself
73:28
you just expanded yes i like it's like
73:32
someone was there with a pump
73:33
i good lord one one day off one day i'll
73:37
fix it one day i'll actually try
73:39
next door well if you want like um
73:42
there's a lot of things where i like i
73:43
had to oh you can see my donations when
73:46
they pop
73:46
up i just realized that [ __ ] it pops up
73:49
like right
73:50
uh there for you i'm gonna get
73:52
uncomfortable oh my god
73:54
that's terrifying sorry like i can't um
73:58
i can't see very well without my glasses
74:00
so i just kind of see uh
74:01
an outline of you and what it looks like
74:03
so i can't tell like what the donations
74:05
say
74:06
basically so you're just gonna have to
74:07
they're gonna feed them to me they
74:08
called me a [ __ ] johnny they said that
74:10
you were the girl next door and they
74:11
called me a [ __ ]
74:13
no i don't like him this is what i mean
74:16
i hate these people
74:18
but they do the same thing that's okay
74:20
they do the same like they did it with
74:22
freddy too
74:22
like they were just put glasses on wait
74:24
do you how put the
74:25
put the glasses on johnny i want to see
74:27
the glasses everyone wants to see the
74:29
glasses johnny
74:31
they like glasses they like their
74:32
glasses
74:35
[ __ ] how dare you
74:38
it's cutting the glasses on with a wig
74:41
yeah it's
74:42
it's it's difficult there i can see
74:44
better hey now there's like a whole
74:46
reflection hey
74:47
now you can see me for the first time
74:49
okay yeah
74:50
what do you think about the glasses chat
74:52
do you think it's a good addition
74:53
i don't know about it i don't really for
74:56
the cosplay
74:57
i'm not sure if it matches however they
74:59
do like how you look in glasses
75:01
chat overwhelmingly is saying that they
75:03
do
75:05
they they feel good yeah the lighting
75:07
the lighting doesn't really work with
75:08
like a reflective surface
75:10
no that's also a part of it like i
75:12
probably look like i'm going to shoot a
75:13
laser
75:14
but then again you're not on camera a
75:16
ton like obviously not you're using your
75:18
phone that's like on a what
75:20
is your phone on it is i lucked out my
75:23
my cousin was uh like hey is your phone
75:25
a piece of [ __ ] and i was like it really
75:27
is it's like i've got this iphone
75:29
x you want it i was like um hell yeah
75:32
yeah and he sent me that so now i'm like
75:34
i can use a phone because before i had
75:36
something that only had 15 gigabytes
75:38
and it was a bit android
75:41
bad android android suck remember the
75:44
android suck gang
75:46
well androids can be good if you know
75:47
what no they can't they're all terrible
75:49
no
75:50
single good one has ever been made uh
75:53
john okay they do like you would glasses
75:56
that's the donor
75:57
basically just said that i am old and
75:58
busted and you look good with
76:00
uh glasses that's well i'm glad now i
76:03
can see
76:04
pretty much yeah but i really i i agree
76:07
with you it doesn't quite work with the
76:08
outfit
76:09
now it just kind of makes a weird kind
76:11
of like i don't think it looks good
76:12
nice to see that's the round one sweet
76:15
and neat
76:17
i don't remember if i'm remembering this
76:18
good
76:23
am i stupid i am i think i am i swear oh
76:26
no i am stupid
76:27
you [ __ ] your bear's wearing your
76:29
glasses in that photo oh yeah
76:30
the bear that's snickerdoodle oh okay if
76:34
you had round glasses they'd work i've
76:35
got a couple of pairs of those now
76:37
should i look like a rose gold pair that
76:39
i didn't even show anyone
76:40
rose gold i bought it myself i think
76:44
like without a chat intervention because
76:46
i was like oh this would look good and
76:48
now i've lost it
76:50
anyway uh
76:53
dude i know it's i know it's late chat
76:55
i'm so sorry we're
76:57
working on weird time zones that's i
77:00
feel like that's half what like if i
77:01
didn't
77:02
have well it's part of it's good because
77:04
i had a photo shoot today with my dance
77:06
group so
77:07
you want to see that you guys check out
77:10
the instagram
77:11
yeah because i put on all indeed
77:16
speaking to another human that's rare in
77:18
covert times in all fashions
77:20
well it's only those people
77:24
yeah android android's bad i mean okay
77:26
android
77:27
android can be good i can't like they do
77:29
okay listen there are some good android
77:31
phones i
77:31
i will uh acquiesce with that
77:34
to that yeah yes it's my word i haven't
77:37
heard that word
77:38
i don't think i'm using it right
77:42
um
77:44
[Music]
77:52
okay sure my last iphone did break from
77:54
a very small fall
77:55
i'll give you that it's absolutely
77:58
awesome
77:59
it's [ __ ] now hold on let me just show
78:01
you
78:02
if it has battery i'll try and turn it
78:03
on it doesn't have anything it was quite
78:05
small
78:06
you're not going to be able to tell but
78:08
the it's it's it's
78:09
it's it's it's [ __ ] i cut it it's got
78:12
it looks
78:13
so incredibly worse when it's on but
78:16
there's shards of glass oh yeah
78:20
it always likes it it gets really shorty
78:22
what is it the
78:23
the one that i had before the phone that
78:25
only had 15 gigabytes the reason i had
78:27
that
78:27
android phone is because the phone
78:29
before got run over
78:30
and it looked like it was dropped into
78:32
the matrix you get a phone run over
78:35
it was uh just a series of unfortunate
78:37
events it just
78:44
i was listening to um spotify with some
78:46
wireless headphones that i had at the
78:48
time which
78:49
those exploded i uh i got out the
78:53
stretch we all got out the stretch from
78:55
the car ride and i guess it just slid
78:57
right out of my pocket and then fell
78:59
into the curb and then it just
79:00
ran right over it and whenever i heard
79:02
that the spotify said disconnect i was
79:05
like oh oh
79:05
no that phone wanted to die
79:09
it chose death yeah that's that sounds
79:12
genuinely
79:13
sounds like it didn't want to be on this
79:14
plane of existence anymore so
79:16
or i'll give it that have i put the hip
79:18
pads on
79:19
it's stuck right now a friend of mine
79:22
oh you got the pads i've never i've
79:24
never like
79:26
this will this will be fun to just like
79:27
talk about with someone else i don't
79:29
own anything like that i just wear
79:32
things yeah i mean i it's i i'm trying
79:36
now
79:36
like i've uh i've like i've got hit pads
79:39
now that
79:40
chad wanted me to get so i got him i got
79:42
the fake ball i got the corset and
79:43
that's the bombs have you ever worn a
79:45
corset
79:48
oh yes but
79:52
no i feel like i don't remember what
79:55
it's like
79:56
i've worn things like i have a well i
79:59
have a dress
80:00
that has corset strings in the back
80:02
right that's not the second time
80:04
i would imagine it's not the same yeah
80:07
it's uh
80:08
you gotta you gotta try it once i i will
80:10
i will say like there's there's a bunch
80:12
of [ __ ] that i've
80:13
there's a bunch of [ __ ] that i've done
80:14
with this that i can recommend and not
80:15
recommend
80:16
but there's also stuff you gotta try
80:18
once like the you gotta try the corset
80:19
thing once
80:20
just to just to see just to see what
80:23
it's like
80:24
works well for those exist coast of
80:27
america also
80:29
i'm trying to get there i lost a phone
80:30
while ice climbing
80:32
fun fact the [ __ ] yeah in all fairness
80:34
that does sound like prime
80:35
time to lose a phone while ice climbing
80:39
that's not like from the tomb raider
80:42
game so we should
80:43
be uh stuff i i i don't think iphones
80:46
suck i think they're good
80:48
uh but
80:52
i get they're expensive right yeah
80:55
they're always just a little bit
80:56
disappointing i'm kind of still waiting
80:58
for them to do like
81:00
what i really want them to do is do the
81:03
144 hertz display thing and make it all
81:07
the screen good and they could do an
81:09
actual fingerprint sensor like all those
81:11
and
81:11
i watch mkbhd i know what's happening
81:14
with the world of phones
81:15
i still choose to use an iphone though
81:16
just because it's it's the ecosystem and
81:18
it's like it
81:19
works it works nicely and i i like how
81:22
it looks
81:23
i think iphone just works better for
81:25
people that are in the market
81:27
for um uh artistic things
81:30
and when it comes to um for a phone
81:33
though i mean [ __ ] yeah maybe pictures
81:36
yeah like for pictures and stuff like
81:38
that because the problem i had with
81:40
android is bloatware i don't like not
81:43
having room
81:45
weird you know what bloatware is yeah
81:47
well yeah like they just like install a
81:48
bunch of [ __ ] from
81:49
yeah but it's it's usually stuff that
81:51
like because every
81:53
program has bloatware because it's just
81:54
like here buy my product you know but
81:56
the thing with android is they put it in
81:59
where you can't remove it
82:00
so they just like they force you just
82:02
like no you're eating this
82:03
and you can't get rid of it you know
82:06
because
82:06
yeah it's just fun yeah there's like
82:09
yeah stuff there's no there's no
82:10
fingerprint sensor in iphones anymore
82:13
because that it's now all face id so
82:15
it's yeah there's
82:16
but androids have this thing now where
82:18
you can like it's under the glass
82:19
and it actually works which they should
82:21
have done
82:24
that doesn't annoy me but ah [ __ ] i'm
82:26
still gonna buy their phone every now
82:28
and then
82:29
i'm kind of i i relented because the
82:31
camera is always better
82:32
and it always i keep taking you guys
82:35
keep wanting selfies from me
82:36
so i'll keep taking pic selfies on my
82:39
brand new iphone that's so much better
82:41
and then i break it and use the old one
82:45
what is it um we were talking about how
82:48
whenever you dress up as kind of like an
82:50
art form technically
82:52
you you've clearly been studying because
82:54
whenever i look at like the selfies that
82:55
you have there's things you've picked up
82:58
oh dude i improved right i improved a
83:00
lot i
83:01
there's a lot of things yeah the old one
83:03
the watching the
83:04
the first video uh on the finn channel
83:08
i implore you to watch that by the way
83:10
for people watching
83:11
it's i've i look way better now i mean
83:15
in my opinion
83:15
i guess i did it a lot better but it
83:17
worked for then the look worked for then
83:19
and
83:20
uh i've improved but then again that's
83:22
going to happen if you do it every week
83:24
for like
83:24
months yeah so and that that's what it
83:27
is like
83:28
there's little things and isms that you
83:30
pick up where like
83:31
it's a mixture of what you know looks
83:33
good for a girl and what
83:34
you know what looks good for you and so
83:36
you just kind of marry them together
83:39
so just are you okay this feels almost
83:42
like to us but
83:43
are you fine with like i'm gonna oh hold
83:45
on
83:46
don't know just buy a bloody pixel 5 and
83:48
be done with all your
83:50
phones no [ __ ] you i'm not going to buy
83:51
a google pixel 5 i'm just i don't care
83:54
android android bad i don't care the um
83:57
android battery that's my bad i've i've
83:59
had so many android phones i'm so happy
84:01
to not have one
84:02
exactly that it's bad bad that's my uh
84:05
real opinion okay the audiences are
84:07
always so ugly
84:08
they are you know what they're on
84:10
ironically yeah
84:11
android emojis sorry okay there you go
84:15
that's my one real opinion out of what i
84:17
said
84:18
android uh emojis genuinely hot garbage
84:21
anyway the um they look so terrible okay
84:23
the um
84:24
i wanted to ask though on a slightly
84:26
more serious note but it leads into a
84:28
different question i was gonna ask
84:29
right what are you like you white from
84:32
what we talked about you identify as a
84:33
guy right
84:35
are you sh are you straight are you warm
84:38
are you so i would say that i'm
84:42
i would say that i i'm straight just
84:44
because of who i date i feel more
84:47
comfortable dating girls but it really
84:48
just comes down to who makes me happy
84:51
whenever somebody can make me smile and
84:53
i
84:54
um it doesn't really matter how they
84:55
identify most of the time like i've i've
84:58
been with other people
84:59
yeah oh [ __ ] that's i don't know what
85:02
that
85:02
you know there's there's a lot of labels
85:04
and [ __ ] um but
85:06
yeah [ __ ] it dude it's like um i i'm
85:09
i'm i think i'm of the opinion at this
85:11
point that i just like
85:12
you know whoever it doesn't like i'm not
85:15
really bothered by
85:17
[ __ ] how anyone does anything and
85:18
like the uh that's such like a cool way
85:21
to look at it too
85:22
just whatever you want to but yeah it's
85:24
just whatever like
85:26
makes like what makes you happy yeah
85:28
it's a combination of those things
85:29
i think the thing is that kind of turns
85:31
me away from dudes other than like some
85:33
of the more obvious reasons is just
85:36
i don't know it's just like the obvious
85:38
reasons
85:41
the thing is is that like i'm not like
85:44
i don't know like i'm not against the
85:46
idea but it's just
85:48
girls seem to just know how to date
85:50
better and i feel like men are just
85:52
there for the moment and they're not
85:54
really there for like
85:56
the event you know yeah i don't know i
85:59
guess that's just how i've looked at it
86:00
and like how it's just like
86:02
oh they're really like it's it's kind of
86:04
the difference between
86:09
but cats will love you for a long time
86:11
but you have to earn that why
86:13
dude i i disagree i mean no sorry i mean
86:16
the cat's thing i disagree with the cats
86:17
thing
86:18
i've never met a cat that wasn't a demon
86:21
maybe it's because i didn't earn their
86:22
trust
86:23
but maybe maybe you should look at
86:25
yourself and say what why do cats not
86:27
like
86:28
me i mean because i keep kicking as all
86:30
their all the
86:31
every time i see them that's what i do
86:33
oh that could maybe
86:34
that might be perhaps perhaps perhaps
86:37
and
86:38
happy birthday likes by the way um
86:41
as a guy i take offense
86:45
because i'm a guy who wants to be there
86:46
ah i mean
86:49
being a guy has it has its ups and downs
86:51
and [ __ ] you know
86:52
yeah there's there's nothing wrong with
86:54
it it's just that's just how like
86:55
whenever i look at like a relationship
86:57
like i'm not i don't know
86:58
that's just how i how i be yeah i
87:01
i think i saw i said before there's like
87:03
um i
87:04
every i used to do these like walking
87:06
streams this is off the top i used to do
87:08
these like walking streams where i went
87:09
out at night
87:10
and my entire everyone was very scared
87:12
for me
87:13
that i am that i was gonna get murdered
87:15
which fair enough but i'm so used to
87:17
being like well you know
87:19
it's like 3am when i go out it's like oh
87:22
yeah i was so i'm so
87:23
used and i still am it's not it doesn't
87:25
like scare me now
87:26
i'm so used to being the person like the
87:28
dude walking down the street
87:30
the other people are scared shitless
87:32
stuff maybe it's because of my height
87:34
and stature and muscles
87:35
but like yeah people [ __ ] rippling
87:38
muscles
87:39
it i can't yeah it it does feel like bad
87:41
sometimes at least
87:42
back when it back one you could go out
87:44
the house and other people would also be
87:46
out the house
87:47
um someone will like cross the road away
87:50
from you
87:51
especially when you run at them at night
87:54
um
87:55
but people would like try and avoid you
87:57
at night because you know obviously
87:59
they're scared
88:00
but like nowadays like it doesn't
88:03
it doesn't now it's just like the the
88:05
night is nothing to me
88:07
like why did you run at them because it
88:09
was funny to watch them run
88:11
it was i was trying to tell them
88:13
something
88:14
um i was trying to let them wishing they
88:16
would
88:17
i was trying to let them know that watch
88:19
out there might be strange people at
88:21
night you should probably go back home
88:23
but the best yeah the
88:27
uh what's it called uh
88:30
oh god nowadays like when i go out i
88:34
have no fear because of that
88:36
and i'm probably wrong to to because i
88:38
feel like someone
88:39
at some point i'm gonna get like [ __ ]
88:42
someone's oh yeah try and [ __ ] with me
88:43
they're gonna take advantage of that
88:45
trust and they're just gonna oh
88:47
so some bad business you're single or in
88:50
a relationship
88:50
i know you can't see oh no you can you
88:52
got glasses i got it i can yeah
88:54
oh that's a knife yeah it just looks
88:56
like a very pointy bit there
88:58
all you need is a very pointy thing uh
89:01
so the question is johnny are you single
89:03
or in a relationship
89:04
a nonsense and answers oh
89:10
it comes to where i live and how
89:12
quarantine has been especially i can't
89:13
really afford to like do anything
89:16
i feel like that's really just where i'm
89:18
kind of sitting in is i can't really
89:20
engage in that comfortably knowing that
89:22
i can support my partner
89:24
and feel like i can give them what they
89:26
need that's fair
89:29
i mean yeah holy [ __ ] why do you have
89:31
like good answers to [ __ ]
89:34
like i really wasn't expecting like just
89:36
to have like a thought-provoking answer
89:39
when i asked
89:40
her hey you know [ __ ] like this what the
89:43
[ __ ]
89:44
but you know i don't know that's pretty
89:46
true nowadays
89:47
it's covered times it's gonna be a
89:49
little bit hard to do that
89:51
yeah wait how old are you well it oh i'm
89:54
actually i just turned 27.
89:56
which might be oh my gosh surprising you
89:58
don't look 27
90:00
i'm i get that sometimes i'm nuts
90:04
yeah i don't know i i just gotta wait a
90:06
second while my chat catches up because
90:07
there's a delay
90:08
yeah 127.
90:11
i just turned 27 this march 2nd oh
90:15
happy birthday from a month ago i think
90:18
i'm right
90:18
yes yeah holy [ __ ] have you stayed
90:22
wholesome
90:23
all 27 years of life yeah you look 20.
90:26
well i look older than you
90:28
in my opinion i'd look i i think i
90:31
looked signifi i could be
90:32
i could be pushing 40 and you're like no
90:34
you couldn't be pushing
90:36
40 i could i'm you know a retirement age
90:41
actually i don't how um how old are you
90:45
oh you're 20. yeah
90:50
i knew that was coming i [ __ ] knew it
90:52
as soon as you went oh oh
90:54
no they're gonna [ __ ] say anytime you
90:56
meet a
90:57
a girl that's older than you it's always
90:59
girls that
91:00
no guy ever goes oh you're 20. you're
91:03
like a little baby
91:04
no it's always girls to do this [ __ ] i'm
91:07
like
91:08
no i'm i'm taller than you i'm big i'm
91:11
an adult i'm a
91:12
big boy i can buy you alcohol
91:16
yeah not in america though if i came to
91:20
america i couldn't
91:21
no in the uk though yeah i can get i can
91:24
get
91:24
wasted oh man see that i made that
91:26
translation i was like in the uk
91:28
i know they yeah oh my god
91:32
it's i've got someone in my chair i've
91:35
got hairy
91:35
i've got the hairy balls i got i grow
91:38
hair under my armpits
91:39
i'm a big [ __ ] yeah i do i was uh what
91:43
is that i just
91:44
had the full experience uh today i think
91:47
what is it i tell people whenever i get
91:49
like dressed up and doing stuff like
91:51
this
91:52
it's like a three-day experience
91:55
to get all the way well the thing is
91:57
like to prep
91:58
like my skin to make it like look nice
92:01
i usually do like it's baby things for
92:04
like
92:04
far away do you do skincare do i do what
92:07
oh
92:07
yeah i don't i you know what was shitty
92:11
i i that's this is actually a thing as
92:13
soon as i stopped streaming uh
92:15
the last stream that i did uh i realized
92:18
how i've been wearing makeup for like
92:20
two days straight and kind of just
92:21
taking it off and then
92:22
washing my face with water and then
92:24
that's it right and i realized my skin
92:26
had gotten real bad and it was like dry
92:28
and [ __ ] yeah yeah you can't yeah
92:30
do you have any lotion do you buy it now
92:33
but i looked on the
92:34
mainly i put it on and then i was i put
92:36
on like i
92:37
i bought moisturizer which is why it's
92:40
called i guess here
92:42
i've never heard the word lotion in the
92:43
uk but i bought moisturizer for your
92:45
face
92:46
and uh immediately was i mean i [ __ ] i
92:50
i didn't like the idea of buying anyway
92:51
something about skincare stores like
92:53
it's so much effort but it's so it's
92:55
good for you
92:56
it's good for you you got it you got to
92:58
do that like especially
92:59
your profession now that you do it like
93:01
your skin will be happy
93:03
yes sub let's give this whole some
93:06
fanboy some love
93:07
mustache said uh okay if we can donate
93:09
250 dollars between all of us
93:11
to johnny's kofi kowhai i'm gonna give
93:14
you all
93:14
my subs so if my coffee coffee so if
93:18
they
93:18
apparently they want to get 250 to you
93:21
oh god
93:22
and then i get money also apparently
93:25
so win wins dude
93:28
throw my shame away just give me money i
93:31
told you it works
93:33
but uh yeah [ __ ] oh my god i
93:36
i got that though i i put on that and
93:38
immediately after i put it on i was like
93:39
okay
93:40
that wasn't too bad and then it's i kind
93:42
of smelled like alcohol
93:43
a little bit and i looked on the back
93:45
this has alcohol in it a little bit a
93:47
little bit
93:48
no i know enough about skincare that's
93:52
like oh
93:53
i should have at least read the where
93:54
the back of it i get i know that that's
93:56
bad for you
93:57
or bad for your skin so but it had like
94:00
it had like nine
94:01
thousand five star reviews so i was like
94:03
oh well i guess
94:05
yeah i guess it was fine then but no i
94:08
mean
94:09
so i'm gonna actually hold on i'm um
94:11
i'll go get mine and then i'll show you
94:13
okay i'm gonna try and i'll try and like
94:16
find a better one
94:18
link link to the oh to the coffee or the
94:21
or the moisturizer that i don't like
94:23
it's i've got another one
94:25
are you back oh god he's back let's see
94:30
is it a good one it's a gold one it's a
94:32
good one
94:33
um it's not expensive i'm i'm not sure
94:36
if you can get it
94:36
at your wall or i'm sure you can have a
94:39
wall it's just called
94:40
equate beauty oil free facial
94:43
moisturizer it's hypoallergenic
94:45
and it's just it's good for your face
94:47
use code put it on
94:48
use code feelings at checkout
94:52
but i um you can just get this stuff at
94:54
like walmart
94:55
and it's just really useful you can't
94:58
you
95:06
it's called asda it's the same company
95:09
it's just
95:10
it's legitimately the exact same company
95:12
but it's it's stuff
95:13
i know i'm always more british yeah
95:16
i don't know asda i don't know why i
95:19
guess just they didn't want to have
95:20
mart because mart isn't a word like
95:24
you know like like that doesn't mean
95:25
anything to british people i guess
95:27
oh the american projecting
95:30
interesting i swear i know so much about
95:32
america and i don't know i'm an american
95:34
that knows anything about britain
95:36
like i could probably dig some stuff up
95:38
no
95:39
i'll find a better one i just didn't
95:40
look at it before i bought it
95:42
i was just like damn this is a problem
95:44
and i just bought it i was like okay it
95:46
comes tomorrow bang
95:47
order came as soon as i woke up tried it
95:50
out i was like oh
95:51
this one's probably bad and i didn't use
95:52
it again so i was like it's all about
95:54
trial and error
95:55
that's for anything and that's why i'm
95:57
like just go to a dermatologist dude and
95:59
just have someone like a professional
96:00
just go like oh
96:02
here's what you need i want to do that
96:04
[ __ ] i want to live the life of like the
96:06
the i want to live the life of those
96:08
people in like beverly hills that just
96:10
have a guy
96:11
or a gal to just tell them exactly how
96:13
to win it
96:14
oh really uh there's one uh
96:18
somebody made a post not too long ago
96:19
and they're like if you could have any
96:21
one wish what would it be i was just
96:22
like i want somebody that's just
96:24
i want a tailor that just lives in my
96:26
house that can just custom make me
96:27
whatever i want whatever
96:29
that's kind of nifty actually i didn't
96:30
think about it taylor i guess i don't
96:32
really care much about what i wear
96:34
i want well it's just it's hard when
96:37
you're
96:38
long and your shoulders are kind of wide
96:40
and it's just
96:41
if you want like my my clothing tools
96:45
like the things i like are stuff like
96:46
this and usually it doesn't come in my
96:48
size i lucked out with this but most of
96:50
the time it's like
96:51
oh no you don't have shoulders that are
96:53
the same width as like a pez dispenser
96:55
ah i'm sorry bro you can't wear that
96:57
like ah [ __ ]
96:58
this is like like in terms of sizing
97:01
it's so weird because this is like
97:03
now loose around my waist because you
97:04
know of course but still it's like
97:06
but my ch oh my god my shoulders though
97:08
this is like tight
97:09
on my shoulder because i've got i'm a
97:11
man i got a man dude
97:13
i got [ __ ] you got them you got the
97:14
shoulders well the thing is about it
97:17
like
97:18
men and women like there's things that
97:19
like good like there's things that stand
97:22
out
97:22
forgive me hold on give me a give me a
97:24
um give me go
97:25
come on give me a muscle flex that's
97:28
pathetic come on you can do better
97:29
i believe in you here we have your flex
97:32
i i keep showing how strong i am
97:34
let's go [ __ ] madly man dude
97:37
i'm i'm perfect everyone's telling me
97:40
about if different face products
97:42
i'm gonna oh i have a pa now i'm listen
97:45
i'm really like i've got it i've got a
97:47
personal assistant
97:49
my dad i'm just patting my dad he's
97:51
retired so i'm just paying
97:53
he's just doing [ __ ] for me um but
97:57
i'm gonna get him to to book me a
97:59
dermatologist appointment i think that
98:00
could be fun
98:01
testosterone wave yes i want to part of
98:04
my thing now
98:06
my uh my part of my um
98:10
thing now is i want to try and like i've
98:12
been really enjoying streaming and doing
98:14
different stuff
98:15
so i really want to run the main
98:17
minecraft channel kind of like
98:19
just i'll be there to film and then
98:20
other people do the rest for me
98:23
so i'm trying to get like a team you
98:25
know like i've already got editors oh
98:26
right right i really want to do
98:28
different stuff and it's
98:30
way too much work to do like i'll buy
98:33
yourself
98:33
everything and i want to increase output
98:36
and stuff so i want to like i want to
98:37
make
98:38
life easier for myself a little bit so
98:40
i'm feeling good
98:41
i'm going to get myself like the uh a
98:44
team built the
98:45
the finster team i already have a
98:46
company bringing the boys together
98:48
oh yes i already have a limited company
98:51
now you know i'm doing good i'm like
98:53
i'm i'm making uh mogul moves as ludwig
98:56
would say
98:57
well i think you you should like you
98:59
have like a big like following the
99:01
people
99:01
like you put out consistent content i
99:03
think where you're at like that would be
99:05
a good idea
99:06
finn's fin llc fanboy limited
99:09
uh the feminist mcu limited that's
99:13
that's probably yeah
99:14
i dude if if i ever need to like uh make
99:17
different companies to do different
99:19
things i will let you name them
99:21
that's that's a genuine promise to you
99:23
if i ever have to make another company
99:25
chat i will do a poll for you to name
99:28
them
99:28
is that good oh no don't give them that
99:31
testosterone llc i'll put it on
99:34
business cards you act like you don't
99:37
like remember that
99:38
what is it like lays put out a poll
99:40
being like we'll let you name our chips
99:42
like yeah they named it some dumb [ __ ]
99:45
oh my god
99:46
i wanna i i'm gonna do it where it's
99:48
like what was the the boat that was a
99:50
boat one two
99:51
bodies yeah yeah it was like oh yeah it
99:53
was body mcboater face
99:55
or something like that that was the name
99:57
that one i think
99:58
monster or some [ __ ] or some monster had
100:00
like a naming thing or some
100:02
some [ __ ] like i don't remember what
100:03
company it was no it was mountain dew
100:06
it was mountain dew it is mountain dew
100:07
oh i think i know what you're talking
100:08
about i don't know what it was though
100:09
there's an internet historian video on
100:11
it i don't remember what the first what
100:13
it all came to but like what
100:14
one of the highest voted ones was just
100:17
come and
100:18
that was just yeah no i don't know if
100:21
if i gave the chap free reign to make
100:23
money it doesn't
100:25
people as a whole are children they just
100:27
they'll go
100:28
they'll just be like haha poop poop llc
100:33
i'll do it i'll i'll do it i'll i
100:35
promise you i will do it though
100:36
a chat i i agree
100:40
um uh that bad guy from history did
100:43
nothing wrong mountain dew
100:44
yeah that was one of the other ones bad
100:47
guy from history that's what it was
100:48
yeah i like how we both know what the
100:50
[ __ ] one about yeah i know i know
100:52
exactly what you're talking about
100:55
he's the one bad guy from history i mean
100:57
there's a lot of them
100:58
no that's just one no one else has ever
101:00
done wrong
101:02
durex had one they wanted to uh roll out
101:05
free condoms
101:06
and the batman in the turn batman and in
101:09
the
101:09
batman in turkey won it [ __ ] god what
101:12
does that mean is it me
101:13
i don't know taylor swift had a
101:15
competition see what's yeah
101:17
i saw the taylor swift one taylor swift
101:18
had like a uh uh
101:20
she was gonna do a free concert for
101:21
someone and they sent to us
101:23
to a school for the deaf because it was
101:26
down to an internet poll
101:28
of course of course they would i think
101:30
that was either was it reddit or 4chan
101:31
that were [ __ ] with that one but my
101:33
god
101:33
they they oh yeah make getting the
101:36
internet to do a big poll is always a
101:38
bad thing
101:39
if um never good if i never trusted the
101:42
internet and polls
101:43
maybe i'd still maybe i'd still have
101:45
short hair you know maybe i'd have the
101:47
buzz cut that i always wanted no
101:49
now i have long uh uh brunette locks
101:53
and make up all locks you got locks yes
101:57
i need to do that see why i need to get
101:59
those mannerisms down
102:01
you gotta have some curls and you gotta
102:02
have some volume yeah oh
102:04
god that's why i really like wigs like
102:07
this they're just
102:09
you know yeah to be fair usually try to
102:12
double or nothing as i end up in a wash
102:13
yeah i mean
102:15
i i don't double or nothing you because
102:17
i you know that's
102:19
have i done that exactly before maybe
102:21
for a poll i've never done it for a
102:22
donation i don't think
102:24
but i do i i do maybe poke the bear a
102:28
bit more than i probably should but it
102:30
is funny watching the reactions
102:32
uh so there is that will you try to
102:35
weasel out yeah
102:37
i try and like uh get out of it somehow
102:40
but my god chat is is there anything you
102:42
want to ask uh ask johnny
102:44
here i am you can't ask me anything free
102:47
q a chat
102:50
thank you aether it was a couple that
102:54
wait scamster is your middle name i do
102:56
not scam
102:57
i do not you put your hoodies in the bit
102:58
i still haven't locked that goddamn
103:00
thing either
103:01
it's still broken i don't know whether i
103:02
want to buy a new one or not
103:04
uh how are you a solid question
103:08
i'm doing great my back kind of hurts
103:10
from this chair
103:12
wait this is oh god i used to have a
103:14
terrible chair is this one bad
103:16
is it no lumbar it's really it's really
103:18
bad i
103:19
got it from a garage sale and i've used
103:21
it ever since because i don't
103:24
oh god i don't got a lot of money
103:27
when i yeah i got my first chair it was
103:29
just squeaky and it was
103:31
the most uncomfortable thing oh yeah no
103:34
this
103:34
like there's an arm that just comes off
103:37
what the [ __ ]
103:38
um i could do that on this one
103:42
i think yep the blue chair is so broken
103:46
dude
103:46
shitty chairs shitty chairs is that so
103:49
does the other no this
103:50
it's just this one and i only think it
103:53
happened when i fell over
103:54
i don't know what broke inside of it to
103:56
do this but it
103:57
the blue chair is [ __ ] i need to buy a
104:00
different one
104:00
but i refuse to because they cost so
104:02
much goddamn money
104:04
my feet are like magnetized to the
104:07
little fan that i bought i don't know
104:09
why but every time i seem to get out of
104:11
bed and i have my fan on if it's hot
104:13
i just step on it and it's like this big
104:15
black like
104:17
fan so it's just you'd think i'd see it
104:20
but i don't and i just always find my
104:22
way
104:23
to stepping on it and now it's just it's
104:25
just the fan part like the legs are
104:27
broken off so i just kind of like roll
104:29
it in a certain way
104:30
yeah to get it to work i need to get me
104:33
a new chat
104:34
yeah i i want to
104:37
i if i really wanted to go spend some
104:38
money i'd buy a foot rest
104:40
a real one instead of making my wall
104:42
really dirty with like shoes that i'm
104:44
just
104:44
putting on it and then and then a new
104:46
chair but my god
104:48
do you have shelves i don't have i have
104:50
one
104:52
into you yeah me and my dad had to put
104:55
it up it's funny shop it's a nice shop
104:56
it doesn't have anything on it but
104:58
it has like the book that i took i
105:11
i wouldn't go and get the um and yeah
105:14
i've got so much garbage that i really
105:15
could put on the shelf actually
105:17
i'm looking at the vast quantity of
105:19
garbage that i've got
105:21
and uh yeah no i'm gonna i'm gonna go
105:23
buy a chair you know this is this kind
105:24
of
105:25
now seeing it enlighten you now you're
105:27
like damn my chairs are some [ __ ]
105:28
dude it like i
105:32
it's this is how it sits oh that's
105:35
that's not right it's not right it's so
105:38
broken like this thing could just
105:39
it's the metals it's so garbage
105:43
your chair shouldn't resemble a an
105:45
amusement park ride like it shouldn't
105:47
like have the same consistency as like
105:50
it's
105:51
it's equally as dangerous too
105:56
no i've got my pink chair i'm not gonna
105:59
get it no i'm not gonna
106:00
i'm not no oh by the way oh [ __ ] i'll
106:02
ask you
106:03
[ __ ] i'm not gonna buy another pink
106:05
shirt i'm gonna buy a manly man chair
106:07
that's that's my one thing you're not
106:09
[ __ ] it after this because
106:10
i think i've kept you for a long time
106:12
i'll ask you a couple more questions and
106:13
then after this okay
106:14
i'm gonna go buy another [ __ ] chair
106:18
but um put the tail on the shelf it's
106:21
downstairs
106:22
weird oh my god i'll tell you [ __ ]
106:24
someone remind me about the
106:26
tale ask me in like half an hour about
106:28
the tale story i'll tell you
106:29
but um okay let's get chat's gonna
106:32
remind me i'll tell you to go fund me
106:34
for a better computer so they can stream
106:37
i mean you can stream on wait i will
106:40
talk okay
106:40
so what the that donut just said um
106:43
johnny needs to get a gofundme for a
106:44
better computer so they can stream would
106:46
you ever want to stream
106:47
like live stream stuff i actually i used
106:50
to stream a long time ago
106:51
i didn't use my face or do any of that i
106:53
just thought that i should
106:55
um whatever it was that i wanted to do i
106:57
wanted to come from
106:59
my personality so i just streamed a lot
107:01
of the time like that
107:02
i didn't really get anywhere but i had
107:04
fun doing it
107:06
the only problem is that now um that was
107:08
during a time i had a lot more
107:10
free time and i didn't really commit as
107:11
much time to cosplay as i do now
107:13
yeah and especially now that i have a
107:15
dance group um
107:17
i that that little shelf of time that i
107:20
had dedicated
107:21
to that is now dedicated to dance
107:24
practice
107:25
so it's just yeah it's just because more
107:28
active than me
107:29
the thing well the thing that like makes
107:32
me want to do something that was so
107:34
alien to me before like as hard as i
107:36
tried to do it
107:37
is really it's just like cringe as a
107:40
whole
107:41
like because i don't want to be cringy
107:44
like the best way
107:45
to motivate me to be better is like i
107:48
know what i'll look like if i don't yeah
107:50
you ask him that's the same [ __ ] he
107:52
feels most comfortable yeah
107:53
and i have luckily i have friends that
107:56
um keep me
107:57
obligated to do that you know and i feel
107:59
like it's better for me overall to have
108:01
this as a hobby than
108:03
streaming i want to do streaming but
108:05
i've told people that are just like oh
108:06
you could do that and like you could
108:07
dress up in cosplays and even if i had
108:10
like take up skills to do it but the
108:12
thing is like people like
108:14
you know like you that really take it
108:16
far it becomes a big part of their
108:18
identity
108:18
and it becomes like what they have to
108:20
like okay
108:22
i have eating and i have the thing you
108:24
know that's the main thing that i do for
108:26
income and fun
108:27
and those are the things that like make
108:28
me um
108:30
you know get me around to do places and
108:32
there's cosplayers that have that but
108:33
you'll know if a cosplayer is a streamer
108:35
because you'll see their twitch like
108:38
everywhere it's just one and one i
108:39
cosplay and i stream like they do
108:41
one after the other there's like a
108:43
friend that i made recently named emily
108:48
twitch cosplay twitch cosplay you have
108:50
some others there's like a formula
108:52
almost it's like you see a lot of people
108:55
that do cosplay mainly that's how they
108:56
got their following they do twitch
108:58
for personality steak and then they have
109:00
like a patreon or only
109:01
only friends i'm not allowed to say the
109:02
word yeah something like that for like
109:04
money and stuff
109:05
but uh i've got a couple questions that
109:07
i've that i got
109:08
during that they um one of them was the
109:11
i was gonna
109:11
i made a face at it it was like what a
109:13
weirdly specific question
109:15
never had that it's like okay this was
109:17
the one of the questions i'll ask you
109:19
all
109:19
okay but one question was just uh
109:22
what movie writing do you like do you
109:24
feel most comfortable watching
109:27
like which basically whatever yeah right
109:29
really specific question
109:31
do you like like philosophy is coming on
109:34
the over 18's lots of lots of violence
109:36
gore and
109:37
and uh [ __ ] nipples and [ __ ] or do
109:40
you like
109:46
yes or is it or is it more tame
109:49
also they are also people ask for anime
109:52
recommendations a wholesome
109:53
light-hearted
109:54
uh fun anime oh wholesome i don't know
109:57
about
109:58
wholesome but konosuba is a fun
110:00
lighthearted time
110:01
i love konasuba it's it's one of my
110:03
favorite anime of all time if you want
110:05
something that's
110:05
not lighthearted and just kind of like
110:08
really like
110:09
gut wrenching i'd watch a race hmm
110:12
yeah erased it's really short you can
110:14
just kind of eat it in one sitting and
110:16
then you're just like
110:18
oh [ __ ] you know it's just really really
110:20
good
110:21
well done cool anime i think i'm just
110:23
really into like it's uh
110:25
to put in perspective it's it's
110:28
murder mystery suspense and um
110:32
there's a big overarching theme which
110:33
you just find out through the first
110:34
episode so i just go watch it to find
110:37
like what that is but it's really really
110:39
good and there's an episode in the
110:41
middle that always makes me cry whenever
110:42
i watch it
110:43
so i was definitely like some cool anime
110:47
but i never actually have the time to go
110:48
and watch
110:49
uh a lot of it i don't think i'm gonna
110:50
be interested in stuff and then i start
110:51
watching
110:52
okay this is good i personally recommend
110:54
the uh the netflix adaptation of death
110:57
note
110:57
the live action version oh maybe the
111:00
most right you know
111:01
finesse yeah it's so good might be one
111:04
of the best
111:04
uh life oh man it was so good
111:08
it's just
111:12
the green goblin from spiderman really
111:13
sells it i don't remember his name right
111:15
now
111:16
but he uh oh god i know exactly what
111:18
you're on about yeah yeah
111:21
okay the uh yeah sorry the other one was
111:24
the
111:24
the movie one the movie rating well i
111:26
guess to put in perspective i could tell
111:28
you what my favorite movies are because
111:29
i'm not
111:30
entirely sure what that would file under
111:34
but my favor because okay so i guess my
111:37
favorite movies
111:38
are scott pilgrim versus the world
111:40
that's a good one actually
111:41
i only recently inside out the music
111:45
just got pilgrim
111:46
it's so good yeah it's a good time i
111:49
like the direction
111:51
it's uh well i i just really like it
111:53
because my twitch stream my heart got so
111:55
scared when i saw like your leg come up
111:58
it's like oh god
111:59
oh no no no no no no no no thank
112:03
i make sure that i don't flash people
112:04
okay
112:06
i i already know there's like three or
112:08
four people that have like clipped it
112:09
already
112:10
and they're gonna be like what just
112:11
pixel peep just maybe
112:13
well you wouldn't get a lot i have like
112:15
little um black shorts on underneath
112:17
yeah [ __ ] you uh yeah
112:21
no more of that chat but um
112:24
yeah yeah it's like that one and just
112:27
things
112:28
things that make me really laugh a lot
112:30
or feel something like inside out
112:33
funny enough is one of my favorite
112:34
movies it's a pixar film and it's just
112:36
really anything with like soft pianos
112:39
talking about feelings just
112:41
just gets me gets me all up in a dander
112:44
you know i just
112:46
i mean i don't know i i i'm not that's
112:49
dude my taste is usually like more
112:51
actiony [ __ ]
112:52
i watched uh i watched john wick's uh
112:55
john wick [ __ ]
112:56
god good lord i watched what i thought
112:58
was like a john wickie
113:00
sort of movie with keanu reeves because
113:01
it was pretty much the exact same yeah
113:03
called like siberia it's just on like
113:05
netflix i think it's not a popular movie
113:08
for good reason it's really awkward
113:12
so maybe i should get more into the
113:13
feeling uh movies
113:18
get some feels get some honey nut filios
113:20
in there you know you just kind of stuff
113:21
those in there
113:22
uh i'm trying to find a good like glass
113:24
i'm trying to find out okay chat
113:26
i want to ask like a good last question
113:28
uh i want to know like
113:29
what's a good way to to end off was i
113:31
want a good question can we end on
113:34
yes a good note to enter what do you
113:36
think john wish i
113:38
i wished it was john wick oh my god
113:40
could ask about cosplay you could ask
113:42
about anything like
113:43
my dance group you could ask about i
113:45
don't know like all those different
113:46
things that i do
113:47
that put my effort into my friends
113:50
how i got very early [ __ ]
113:54
i think we talked about so much of that
113:55
stuff the uh we talked about yo we've
113:58
basically done like an origin story for
114:00
you i think
114:01
she's really fun been unlocked yes all
114:04
of the deep all the grey details have
114:06
been locked of uh your story
114:08
um dance for us oh can i have a
114:11
dude can i can you can can you whip
114:14
can you nae nae can you can i can i a
114:17
little whip
114:18
oh [ __ ] we got it bud all of the dance
114:21
group i was trained for that point okay
114:24
got it uh i won't ask him his favorite
114:27
hentai
114:27
i'll tell you mine later um
114:31
right on on the last note to end off
114:34
with what a good question uh
114:36
is a hot dog a sandwich
114:42
i want to say
114:47
no i i you know what i agree
114:51
where's my thing i want to do a thing
114:53
there it is
114:55
that i i think that would be the correct
114:57
answer i i don't think it is i think
115:00
it's its own
115:00
separate whole thing and that i think it
115:03
would need to be
115:04
two halves and rather than one you know
115:06
what the difference is for me
115:08
it's one piece of bread no that's what
115:10
i'm saying like
115:11
if it was separated in the middle
115:12
exactly then it would be a sandwich
115:14
if you get two pieces of bread like
115:16
whoever does that they get the two
115:17
pieces of bread and the
115:19
the hot dog in the middle that's a
115:20
sandwich but if it's a bun
115:23
it's not no it's not sam thank you
115:25
correct answer
115:26
uh also the real real last question i
115:29
you don't need to do this but they can
115:31
ask dear hey go face you're too
115:32
wholesome
115:33
i almost feel bad for asking but [ __ ]
115:36
they've had me do it tried to do it
115:38
they've had freddy do it
115:40
no does not work it doesn't work because
115:42
my my tongue is too like
115:43
i know it's too flat it doesn't work
115:46
well it doesn't look pretty
115:47
that's exactly i couldn't put it any
115:50
better way
115:51
that is exactly how i feel about it it's
115:53
not a point i don't have a pointed
115:54
enough tongue
115:55
i watched bel delphine on a podcast talk
115:58
about that exact thing too
116:00
it just doesn't work like there's faces
116:03
you can make that are just kind of like
116:04
you know you can make like cute faces
116:06
and you can just kind of make like
116:07
seductive faces like i can kind of like
116:10
usually if i'm trying to be sexy i just
116:13
play into my teeth
116:14
like because i have that little thing
116:16
and i play into that usually
116:19
holy [ __ ] that is voice
116:23
what the [ __ ] yeah i'm closer to the
116:26
camera that is
116:26
nuts you're like a vampire dude what the
116:30
[ __ ]
116:30
that's nutty so usually like that was
116:33
the thing that people
116:34
like really were attached to from the
116:36
felix video they're just like
116:38
look there he is he's got the face i
116:40
feel haven't been looking at your teeth
116:41
that entire time
116:43
oh my god i got those kitten teeth i
116:46
have the opposite for some reason i've
116:48
got
116:48
i was like born without canines
116:51
oh no okay so fun little story
116:55
i uh i actually asked into it to see if
116:57
it was like a health problem for my
116:59
dentist so i was like
117:00
should they be this sharp and she's like
117:01
okay so first of all
117:03
it is healthy i'm going to tell you why
117:05
you have a little bit of an overbite
117:06
which means that normally when you grow
117:08
up
117:09
everybody's teeth that are like even
117:11
with one another you actually grind them
117:12
in your sleep and that's why your teeth
117:14
will like
117:15
become like flat like they are
117:17
originally everybody that like when
117:19
they're born most of the time
117:20
their fangs do grow that long but
117:23
because they're even with your other
117:24
teeth
117:25
they don't actually grow that down but
117:26
because i have an overbite and the way
117:29
that my teeth kind of fit
117:30
into one another it just kind of slides
117:33
in front of it
117:34
so they just stay is that what an
117:36
overbite is where your front layer of
117:37
teeth go over a little bit
117:39
that's what i have is that a thing i
117:41
don't have i didn't know that was it
117:42
that's just that's how everyone was no
117:44
yeah no
117:45
because some people like their their
117:48
lower jaw is a little more forward
117:49
though
117:49
i could have had fangs i got like dude
117:52
genetically i was [ __ ] over
117:54
that's garbage oh that's so upsetting
117:58
i used to be really like self-conscious
118:00
about my teeth because oh that's [ __ ]
118:03
cool and now it's cool yeah i'm like ah
118:06
like people would be like i thought you
118:07
were wearing fake fangs the whole time
118:09
like
118:09
for kristoff from frozen like that
118:11
doesn't seem to fit like
118:13
if i could do something like that then i
118:15
would but
118:16
they just they always be there i do wear
118:18
fake fangs for some things like if i
118:20
want them to be
118:21
real long i wear them for like demons
118:23
and stuff like when i did marshall lee
118:25
and uh tom lucitor from star versus the
118:27
forces of evil they're they got things
118:28
so like i don't know even
118:30
so good right now you're like a vampire
118:32
genuinely that's so
118:34
sick that's so cool i janet that's so
118:36
sick uh
118:37
also they asked for i keep going
118:38
multiple last questions
118:40
uh they want an arara do you know what
118:42
that is
118:44
yeah i know what that just say no you
118:48
don't have to i don't i don't want it
118:51
[ __ ] yourself joy i'm finally i hate it
118:54
so much they keep asking me to do it i
118:56
god i hate them oh i think that's a big
118:59
part of like
119:00
what makes the difference between doing
119:03
cosplay or whatever you're doing like
119:05
i'm sorry this kind of like
119:06
went like a a railroad like way over
119:08
here like
119:10
it's just i think like when you brought
119:12
up about how
119:13
um you thought about cosplayers like
119:15
doing voices and stuff like that a lot
119:16
of people
119:17
just think that they have to be able to
119:18
imitate the character perfectly but i
119:20
think what makes cosplay
119:22
really stand out is making the best
119:24
parts of you
119:25
shine through and the thing that made
119:26
you happy about the character you're
119:28
doing
119:29
right and i think a lot of that comes
119:30
from being able to like if somebody goes
119:32
do the voice do the voice you can go no
119:36
if you know what you're good at there
119:38
are people that are really good at it
119:39
right there are people that can really
119:41
sell it
119:41
but it's such a hard thing to nail
119:45
that if you don't get it right there's
119:47
no gray area for it
119:48
it's either you're good or you're cringy
119:51
you can't
119:51
you're not going to like get one way or
119:54
the other if i practice it then i could
119:56
be a vegetarian
120:01
is what makes the difference for
120:04
cosplay and things like that and stuff
120:06
like this yeah that shit's got to be
120:08
like
120:09
over 30 [ __ ] johnny has gone to 30
120:12
conventions and [ __ ] doing doing cosplay
120:15
that's got to be something you got to
120:16
learn and pick up
120:17
you're clearly like a really talented
120:19
cosplayer i'm really glad that i had you
120:21
on
120:21
on the show you've got like this insane
120:23
amount of like cool backstory
120:26
i'm glad that i had you on my mini
120:28
interview show like i'm larry king
120:30
well i'm really happy because like i
120:32
said when i was messaging you was just
120:34
like
120:34
man like this is gonna be fun to
120:36
actually talk to somebody who's
120:37
like who's interested in stuff like that
120:39
or like has things i can relate to
120:41
plus it's like we got along great
120:43
[ __ ] i'm it's not like this isn't
120:45
going to be a thing you get off the show
120:46
i'm never going to
120:47
win i'm going to remove you off discord
120:48
we're never speaking
120:50
all right goodbye peasant i used you
120:53
call and delete um but yeah no
120:56
i hope i hope stuff goes [ __ ] great
120:58
we'll talk dude we gotta play video
121:00
games or some [ __ ] i don't know wait
121:01
what game
121:02
yeah well i love to play a lot of games
121:04
the only problem is i haven't been able
121:05
to play them just because of that whole
121:08
dance group thing like i've had to like
121:10
blowing up
121:11
in tandem with this dance group to kind
121:14
of fill the void during the pandemic for
121:15
conventions is just kind of like
121:18
those three slots the third slot being
121:19
like eating and working
121:21
like for a living so ah you don't need
121:23
to work or eat
121:25
that's just side quests
121:28
oh [ __ ] man thanks so much for coming on
121:31
uh
121:31
it's already [ __ ] 1 30 in the morning
121:34
i'm gonna do a little bit i'm gonna go
121:36
buy a chair with chat and then i'm gonna
121:38
probably head to bed
121:40
finally and get off my uh you can take
121:42
it off you can be free
121:44
i'll be free but yeah sounds more
121:46
comfortable over time what is it uh
121:48
yeah if there's anybody in the chat who
121:49
has like extra questions i made a little
121:51
youtube video
121:52
just two days ago that's it go check out
121:54
johnny's youtube check out his instagram
121:56
his kof
121:57
coffee coffee coffee indeed if you want
122:00
to support it directly you got to put
122:01
that in in the
122:02
in the channel links or something in
122:03
that video if oh okay
122:05
okay but yeah no it's all like all my
122:08
links and things are in that it's just
122:10
at johnny bullet seeds and you'll find
122:11
me
122:12
if you find the one at 30 million views
122:14
that's him
122:15
that's it all right so we've got the
122:17
mods and stuff posting [ __ ] in chat
122:19
um all right i was so cool to talk to
122:21
you i'll see you this is awesome
122:23
i have a good one oh they don't give a
122:26
cute
122:26
pose to there you go and that's that's
122:30
their screenshots that they got for it
122:32
all right i'll see you around peace bye
122:36
hell yeah that was so sick oh my god i
122:39
still got that on
122:40
there we go that was johnny i'm sure oh
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god [ __ ] no i'm respond
122:47
that was this that was so cool he's such
122:48
a wholesome character
122:51
he did dude there was like dude i got i
122:54
wanna i like the interview series that
122:56
i've got going on he's so much more
122:57
wholesome than you
122:58
thank you i know i'm like the evil
123:00
version
123:01
i i swear to god i'm like the [ __ ] uh
123:04
antagonist of everyone here
123:09
which i'm okay with i'm i'm genuinely
123:12
fine with them oh my god
123:15
i'm genuinely fine with being the
123:16
antagonist of this reality
123:22
okay the interview xqc next the
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the uh prophetic uh uh cross-dresser xqc
123:30
he's uh he's really made waves in the uh
123:33
cross-dressing community
123:34
xqc has been um really up there
123:40
evil rose oh hey [ __ ] it's evil rose
123:42
dude i guarantee
123:44
okay do you actually want to buy a chair
123:46
maurice has been buying
123:47
uh a gaming chat maurice has been like
123:50
hooking up her hole okay i'm gonna
123:51
disable like stuff like this i think
123:53
yeah
123:53
marisa's been hooking up her entire like
123:55
um gaming setup now because she wants to
123:59
get it a good one
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new apartment and everything like that
124:01
she's moving and she was trying to buy a
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gaming chair
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and it made me was a genuinely good
124:07
interview with a wonderful guest and im
124:09
gonna check out johnny's
124:12
discord it was good i really enjoyed it
124:15
i i really like that stuff
124:17
stop overflying for bad gaming chairs
124:19
and get a good office chair instead
124:21
i like them i like them though
124:24
i'm gonna get one from secret labs that
124:26
was a good burp i'm gonna get one from
124:27
secret labs i think
124:29
because i can't be bothered to go find a
124:31
these two were just sent to me
124:34
this one was a shitty random company
124:37
that i think just buys
124:39
chinese ones and just slaps their name
124:40
on it sorry
124:42
i'm not gonna talk good about your iwin
124:46
i'm just gonna buy a new one uh [ __ ]
124:49
god that hit the floor with some force
124:52
it's not good that took no force to
124:54
knock that over did you notice how easy
124:56
that was
124:56
it wasn't like i was going oh i just
124:58
[ __ ] tipped it
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oh my god uh
125:04
secret lab's omega because a mega
125:06
straight i want a blue one
125:08
uh i want one that's like pretty much
125:09
this but i want a fabric one
125:11
i want a [ __ ] fabric chair so badly
125:15
because i've got dude look i've got this
125:17
[ __ ] i wear
125:18
[ __ ] skirts and dresses so much
125:20
because of you people
125:22
that i'm i need something on the chair i
125:23
also just stick to the [ __ ] thing
125:25
so i want a fabric one really badly
125:28
bring on a [ __ ]
125:29
i want a fabric one um i want like can i
125:32
do i have the option to get
125:34
how the [ __ ] do i do this um
125:37
i don't i've never bought a gaming chair
125:39
they're so expensive
125:41
they're so expensive and no i'm not
125:43
gonna buy a diva one before you ask i'm
125:45
not gonna buy a diva one
125:47
i i don't i'm not going to buy a diva
125:49
i'm not going to buy the the you know
125:50
the bright pink
125:51
um whatever it is just just a fat no on
125:54
that
125:55
that one chief ricardo makes god like
125:59
chairs
125:59
check him never heard of them
126:05
[Music]
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wait what the [ __ ] two thousand pounds
126:10
what the [ __ ]
126:14
oh dude i don't think i need this i
126:17
don't think i need this got a blue and
126:19
gray fabric omega at the start of
126:21
lockdown
126:22
best decision i ever made that's what i
126:24
want that's what i want i want a blue
126:26
and gray one i'm trying to find one that
126:27
like looks like
126:28
you know proper bluey you know because
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these are very
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um very gray very black and gray
126:35
i really do want like a proper like like
126:38
something like the blue chair but not
126:39
like uh
126:41
as [ __ ] you know do i want the titan
126:46
wait how uh
126:49
do i want the small one or the big one
126:54
do i want the small one or the big one
126:56
there's the the small ones cheaper
126:59
wait 180 centimeters wait more than 180
127:01
centimeters
127:02
well less than 180. no wait what
127:06
we can't see wait what we can't see finn
127:08
i know no no i know i'm not showing you
127:10
because
127:10
every now and then i get weird stuff
127:12
pops up but this is what i'm on about oh
127:14
[ __ ] god
127:15
that's also why titan here they're out
127:17
of stock right now though
127:20
what why that's boring
127:24
reset transform there we go there it is
127:26
are they out of stock
127:28
they don't look out of stock i was on
127:31
about like i don't want the cloud9 one
127:33
this one maybe this one's pretty cool
127:35
it's fabric
127:37
uh recommended height i am between that
127:40
height i believe
127:42
does this one say less than 180
127:45
and then this i mean i'm less than i'm
127:47
less than all of these but
127:52
do i want anything insane should i just
127:54
get them then
127:55
you are a beautiful woman keep up the
127:57
good work get the titan
127:59
i'm not a i'm not a woman i'm a i'm a
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manly man i don't know
128:03
they keep calling me a woman blue
128:06
that looks kind of like [ __ ] not gonna
128:08
lie um
128:12
oh no i think it's this one look at a
128:15
batman one
128:15
let's go batman one pog okay yeah no
128:19
it's gonna it's gonna be this one i
128:20
think
128:21
it's kind of blue it's i i really want
128:23
the edges to be blue though
128:26
oh i have an xl one those ones are out
128:28
of stock fair enough
128:30
i think i need ping ping ping ping no no
128:32
no this this is for me
128:34
this is for me now this is not for i
128:36
know the one that you want
128:38
i know that you want this one i get that
128:40
you want this one
128:41
right i know well let me just make sure
128:44
this loads in without showing my address
128:46
i think we all agree you get the dva
128:48
one yeah look i i know that you want
128:50
this one i understand that you want the
128:52
diva one
128:53
but it's not gonna happen as comfy and
128:56
nice as it may be
128:57
i'm not gonna do it because it's too
128:59
much
129:01
how much money do i have to dono for the
129:03
diva chair
129:04
i'm not gonna well [ __ ] you need to
129:06
donate
129:08
300 440 um
129:15
okay let's see okay fabric i do want
129:18
fabric
129:18
i'm like looking at the uh i'm looking
129:20
at anything that i can customize on it
129:23
uh i wish this was more blue
129:27
i really wish this was more blue but
129:29
they're the only company that i know of
129:31
that does like good
129:32
fabric chairs though dunno
129:36
here comes the donation i'm dude
129:41
but it's so it's so dumb to get a diva
129:43
check i'm not gonna use it
129:45
it just means i'm gonna need to assemble
129:47
two chairs
129:51
i don't know
129:57
okay i think i can like yeah i think i
129:59
can get this
130:02
uh you can find the fitness stream
130:03
archives of this okay so i've got like
130:05
okay [ __ ] i might get it i might get it
130:07
i think i'm gonna get i think i'm gonna
130:08
go for this one
130:09
it's pretty good it's like got it's like
130:11
gotta be one of the most popular ones
130:14
i think i'm going to get that one i wish
130:16
i could make it more blue
130:17
but i can't i really wish i could pink
130:20
i'm not going to get the [ __ ] pink
130:22
chair
130:22
no click the fin channel yeah it would i
130:25
i think it would i think this works i'll
130:28
wear a blue shirt in my in my videos
130:30
there never really considered a chair
130:31
with a mesh i've i like that
130:34
yeah i don't care enough i i i want a
130:38
fabric chair
130:38
because i want to be able to lay on it
130:40
and i don't want it to be cold as [ __ ]
130:41
like this is
130:42
you know what's nuts my hair is now
130:44
blocking it it's genuinely nicer now
130:47
with the oh without the hair it's bad
130:49
with the hair now it's nice because it's
130:51
just [ __ ]
130:52
like a cushion where i don't have to
130:53
touch leather oh nice i like it
130:57
um pink i'm not going to get pink chat
131:02
i'm not going to get pink so i'm so
131:05
sorry that the stream was so late for
131:06
you but i'm not going to give you any
131:08
recourse this is this is this is it um
131:11
i'm getting myself a blue thingy yeah
131:14
i'm gonna get this one
131:17
part of me still like i don't wanna have
131:18
to spend money on it
131:21
i'll add it to the car i'll get this one
131:22
all right i'll buy that later
131:24
i'll buy it later today pink for our uh
131:27
for our pretty princess i'm not
131:31
how many times do i need to say i'm not
131:33
i'm
131:34
as many i've already i wore the wedding
131:36
dress i think that i deserve
131:38
not to be called princess for much for
131:39
any longer now i wore the wedding dress
131:42
with the tiara and everything i did the
131:44
princess look
131:45
i'm good now you can you get to call me
131:47
that on my birthday
131:48
when i wear that like where i wear that
131:51
like sparkly dress and that's it
131:53
tax write-off it is a tax write-off but
131:55
it's still money
131:57
it's still the same price i don't have
131:59
to pay any more on it
132:00
but it's still still money um
132:05
important channel edition in council
132:06
chat
132:08
okay oh nikki messaged me okay all good
132:12
what is it uh
132:17
there's a there's a cow jam emote
132:19
there's the cow meme
132:21
the emote on bttv [ __ ] yeah can i
132:24
just add it add to channel
132:28
that's chat did i do it i can't tell if
132:30
i did it
132:34
i can't tell if i did it so do just call
132:36
you queen now instead of princess
132:40
yes yes that is exactly what you'll do
132:44
uh let me turn up the so the stream labs
132:46
volume is this better
132:48
now or is it uh well it would with the
132:50
volume of the donations what do you
132:51
think
132:55
because i might want it to be a little
132:56
bit louder but not as loud as it was
133:00
you know what i mean that good
133:03
okay volume seems okay uh i'm gonna
133:07
put it to ten percent more just because
133:12
me likey
133:15
yeah there we go oh that's still loud
133:20
okay there we go volume
133:24
there it is now it's all good okay now
133:26
it's at 60 it used to be on 75 then i
133:28
changed 50 for that and now it's on 60.
133:30
let's go okay cool
133:32
cool [ __ ] does cow jam work now did i do
133:34
it
133:35
no i don't think i added it is it
133:37
working is it not
133:38
no yes i think it do be
133:42
nope [ __ ] god okay i'm pressing add
133:45
to channel it doesn't it's not doing
133:47
anything
133:48
dashboard oh i gotta okay hold on
133:52
um let's remove which one do we just
133:55
not use at all i don't think anyone has
133:58
ever used [ __ ]
134:00
the the poggers or no one's ever used
134:03
five head we'll take out five head i've
134:05
never seen that one used
134:06
why not people do use five [ __ ] i don't
134:08
know i've seen that used
134:10
okay don't know wool we don't we don't
134:12
really use donut wall i've learned i've
134:13
genuinely never seen that
134:15
okay there we go this should be good now
134:19
okay it's on there i think i i think
134:20
it's on there yeah they okay i took out
134:22
dono wall that's it
134:24
so all good it usually takes time
134:28
yeah okay it might take a bit the donut
134:30
wall i'm so sorry
134:31
no one's ever used dunno wall though
134:32
i've never seen an enchant the other
134:34
ones i have
134:36
chat can i have a poggers in chat chat
134:39
chat can i have a
134:40
poggers in chat
134:43
hey chat let's go okay there we go
134:47
i'll keep you can i'll keep poggers
134:52
okay yeah i i think we use all of them
134:54
um
134:56
yeah we use cat jam the dancing pepe
134:59
[ __ ] weird champ we use
135:01
we use [ __ ] um
135:04
the clap we definitely use the keck w we
135:07
definitely use
135:09
um i don't see many pog use
135:12
um or pepe oh no we use popaga
135:16
okay i don't know what the [ __ ] is that
135:18
one
135:21
pogchamp oh is that the pog champion
135:22
it's a snake now cool
135:25
nifty the clap has meaning the clap is
135:28
just used to like belittle me like you i
135:31
do something dumb or say something dumb
135:33
and it's just
135:34
well done finn you're [ __ ] stupid i
135:37
need an egg emote as well
135:39
i don't know which one i'd uh swap out
135:41
but i i'd also like an eggy moat
135:44
if we find like one that we don't use
135:45
out of those
135:47
i think the next one to go is either
135:49
peepo simp or a pepe d
135:52
i don't think we use pepe d much
135:55
or i uh actually maybe maybe that goes
135:59
if we find a good a good egg emoji oh no
136:01
there's an egg emoji mustache fan one
136:03
what the [ __ ] that one
136:04
is that a normal one rt game oh you need
136:08
to be an rt game sub oh never mind
136:11
oh well dude out f1 njm i already added
136:16
the emote on bt tv and sent you the link
136:19
on twitter
136:20
i think i saw it i there's a there's an
136:22
emote of me oh [ __ ] okay let's try it
136:24
hold on
136:26
let's let's do it one sec um
136:29
emotes can i search him yeah thin
136:32
jam
136:36
yeah okay it's this look lucky it's this
136:39
thing
136:42
you want this is an emote chat finn jam
136:45
think it's good
136:47
good yes no what do you think
136:50
worth adding which one's the one to go
136:53
though
136:54
because one of these one of these has to
136:55
go i'm thinking
136:57
dude i'm looking real real close it ah
137:00
yeah as that that's going [ __ ] gone
137:03
i think is [ __ ] going dude it's gotta
137:08
all right it's gone i'll add fin jam
137:11
[Music]
137:12
all right i'm sorry i have to do it
137:15
explain why prince philip r.i.p
137:18
was not a king if he was married to the
137:20
queen i genuinely don't understand
137:23
i think it was a wasn't he somewhere
137:26
else's king
137:27
or not a king he was something somewhere
137:30
else like he wasn't
137:32
duke of him isn't it like duke of
137:34
edinburgh some [ __ ]
137:35
i don't know who's that wasn't either
137:38
wasn't he something else
137:41
wasn't he some [ __ ] other [ __ ] so he
137:43
couldn't be
137:46
df he award my guy yeah duke of
137:47
edinburgh all right
137:49
wasn't he the duke of edinburgh so he
137:51
couldn't be the king
137:52
i don't know wasn't he someone else duke
137:55
of edinburgh yeah yeah
137:56
duke of edinburgh i guess it was just
138:00
something else
138:03
uh
138:06
the king is higher the title of king is
138:08
higher than the queen so there can't be
138:10
a king if there's a ruling queen
138:13
that would be oh wait it's just like a
138:16
[ __ ] oh
138:16
okay there can't really be like a king
138:19
and queen then right that can basically
138:21
just be
138:21
whichever ones above he's married into
138:24
the royal family
138:25
yeah that okay that that it's that right
138:27
isn't it that
138:28
where it's like it's not he's not real
138:30
blood so he can't be a king
138:31
he was some [ __ ] of that i don't know
138:34
he's a he's a prince though i guess [ __ ]
138:36
i don't know
138:36
he's dead though so it doesn't really
138:38
matter
138:40
that he was a weird guy he said some
138:42
strange [ __ ]
138:43
during his time the uh i'm sorry if i'm
138:46
not like
138:46
super uh uh empathetic about it but he's
138:50
just a
138:51
he's just a dude spent some he's still
138:53
weird dude
138:54
he said some [ __ ] dude like uh i didn't
138:58
he go to like a he went to some like um
139:01
uh australian aboriginal tribe and asked
139:04
them like
139:04
elizabeth do you guys still throw spears
139:07
at each other
139:10
um elizabeth was cream
139:13
was was queen regen hurt
139:16
that whatever whatever whatever moya
139:19
said
139:21
do you look like death the last couple
139:22
years he did oh the poor [ __ ] dude i
139:25
i don't know
139:26
the poor [ __ ] dude there we go my
139:28
stream
139:29
my poor stream okay there we go we're
139:32
fine i changed it
139:34
oh he told the students in hong kong not
139:37
to stay too long
139:38
or they'd get funny eyes oh yeah
139:42
prince philip has said some [ __ ] um
139:45
you know i don't think that he deserved
139:47
to die because of any of that [ __ ] but
139:49
my god it's it's hard to hard to mourn i
139:52
didn't know the guy
139:54
just he's dead now i guess you know
139:57
how do you do the wings on you how do
139:59
you do wings on your eyes with eyeliner
140:00
you just [ __ ] draw a mark there you
140:02
know
140:02
it's just they they give you a pen
140:04
eyeliner pen
140:06
wings on your eyes easy
140:11
chat stop supporting that
140:15
someone i we're one stage away from
140:17
someone saying
140:18
based that's it
140:25
oh based post based
140:31
based on what oh my god
140:36
uh that was based phil
140:39
based in red pill prince [ __ ] god
140:43
please send help my twitch want to turn
140:46
me a manly manly man
140:47
into woman because i know i use the
140:51
female snap filter on stream i'm
140:53
familiar how to make stop
140:55
lmao uh the real thing is you can't
140:58
that's the thing there is no escaping
141:01
chat
141:02
it's basically you're basically [ __ ] i
141:04
think the sooner that you
141:06
realize that the better that's pretty
141:08
much this yeah just accept it yeah
141:10
you're [ __ ]
141:11
it's reached the point i i'm of the
141:13
opinion that you never you never
141:14
let chat in on uh your feminine side you
141:17
don't you don't show them
141:18
and therefore they don't ask [ __ ] of you
141:20
and then you can carry on with your
141:23
hobbies like guns and knives
141:26
and then you know [ __ ] great trigger
141:28
discipline by the way
141:30
and then you just you know [ __ ]
141:33
carry on as normal instead of becoming a
141:35
woman for chat
141:36
fanboys will take over the world yep one
141:38
one uh suspiciously rich donator at a
141:41
time
141:45
is cow jam working or is no working
141:48
because i can't tell on streamlabs until
141:50
i restart it
141:53
not yet okay well it will work maybe
141:56
by the next stream it'll be working give
141:58
it a day
142:00
one fanboy at a time one twitch streamer
142:03
it's
142:04
it's only a matter of time until [ __ ]
142:06
ninja becomes a fanboy
142:08
it's only only a matter of time
142:11
suspiciously rich
142:12
mustache what do you do for a living
142:19
oh my god yeah now couch i'm not working
142:20
right now
142:25
uh when's the next stream i don't know
142:28
what do you guys want to do for the next
142:29
stream
142:30
rob banks
142:33
what do you guys want to do for the next
142:35
pay your bills i will i
142:36
one day i will one day i'll i'll pay the
142:38
bills that they keep
142:40
sending me letters about um oh [ __ ]
142:44
rudy
142:44
why one year a yeah holy [ __ ] gg
142:48
[ __ ] dude gg like a minecraft chat pug
142:51
let's go one year
142:53
there's only a few of you i know mystic
142:55
hitted a little bit back but god damn
142:57
let's go nice
143:01
try new hairstyles oh
143:05
is that the next stream is going to be
143:07
the polar stream dude whoa
143:10
chan new cherryville when whenever it
143:12
arrives i haven't looked i haven't got
143:13
that far into the
143:14
into the processing purchase of it so
143:16
i'm very sorry
143:18
um do some gaming all right no one
143:21
watches gaming
143:22
then again we have like really low
143:23
viewers today i guess just the interview
143:25
was like a
143:26
different content
143:28
[Music]
143:29
oh my god this [ __ ] guy don't forget
143:32
you have walks to plan
143:34
walk next stream hold on i gotta do a
143:37
thing
143:38
i have i work with like the [ __ ]
143:40
dumbest people sometimes
143:42
the one the one thing i don't like about
143:44
um
143:46
another interview maybe jamie
143:51
the other interview maybe jamie i mean
143:54
uh
143:55
i don't know i the interview thing's
143:57
still like i don't really have another
143:59
uh
144:00
thing hold on
144:04
sorry these like i gotta do this first
144:07
apparently i was like approach to
144:09
something like hey buddy emergency you
144:10
need to do this so i'm just quickly
144:11
doing it
144:26
all right
144:33
[ __ ] dummy
144:45
this [ __ ] dumbass dude sorry i've
144:47
like i just told someone like that it's
144:49
some [ __ ] thing with youtube where i
144:51
was just like five months
144:52
okay i'm gonna do this for this day and
144:54
they didn't respond
145:07
my god
145:10
i'm literally just screenshotted our
145:12
conversation send it back to him
145:14
[Music]
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he just decided to take like four days
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off of work to not reply to me and then
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he's like mad
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okay sorry uh
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pyrocynical what
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what did i get back to dream interview
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oh i
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dude i want to interview pyro is that
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he's another pretty dude yeah i want to
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interview pyro really badly he said he'd
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be down
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although he did say that he's going to
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try his own makeup and i know the guy
145:41
and he you still don't stream later
145:44
you're surprised that people in the uk
145:46
and europe might yes not be here i kind
145:50
of expect everyone to have an equally
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bad stream
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or sleep schedule as me so they can
145:54
handle my
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stream schedule para's cute pirate
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pirate be pretty cool
145:59
he is also funny uh occasionally um
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uh but we've got a we've yeah he's um
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he's an interesting fella a little bit
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edgy but we'll do we could it'd be a fun
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like stream he started streaming on
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twitch now he's doing like gaming
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streams
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that'd be pretty nifty damn extremely
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soon i i'm gonna try and get him on
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a when do you wanna
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do that interview thing
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because he's said he'd be down his
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girlfriend has absolutely no faith in
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him that he could manage to do the
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makeup himself
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the the makeup from uh the i if you
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don't know if you're not caught up on
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pyro law
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uh his girlfriend ita does all the
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makeup for him
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oh he's already replying all right i
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forgot about that
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[ __ ] dude okay i'll see if i can i'll
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see if i can entice him into it
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that works
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there you go i've got a maybe on this
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week maybe next week sort of thing
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like uh he said maybe this week
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which is oh no it's monday let's go
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so maybe this week we'll see when it's
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scheduled you'll know decided to pull a
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normal
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see if i can convince him to do it
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is this the is this trying to get your
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sleep schedule back on track i do that
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[ __ ] a lot
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um that's a no
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[Music]
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he pitched the idea i was like hey i've
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got this interview thing that i do
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sometimes uh that i want to do more of
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do you want to be on it he's like
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hell yeah and i there's our chat message
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was like
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oh let me find it um
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yeah i said um i said to him like
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hey do you want to be on this he's like
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yeah i can do that stuff i'll i'll i'll
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have to order some [ __ ]
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uh and he said do i have to dress up on
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on stream i said you don't have to but
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my audience will like it
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um and he said he said i'd have to order
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some [ __ ]
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and because all the all of his stuff's
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from like uh his girlfriend right like
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all the dresses and [ __ ]
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and then um i said are you gonna attempt
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your own makeup he said
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he's gonna try and he's gonna try his
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own makeup oh
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i want it to be a thing chat i i want
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pyro i
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want nile to try his own makeup so badly
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i really want him to i think that'll be
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[ __ ] hilarious
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i almost i yeah
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not that i don't have any faith in him
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but
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what can i say thanks for the twitch by
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the way
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um you need to do makeup tutorials
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specifically for dudes
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[ __ ] i don't think makeup tutorials are
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like too
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uh uh what's it called too gendered
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weirdly enough um i i think that you can
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kind of get a lot
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whoever or whatever you look like but i
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do want to do like a
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a kind of me me like eagle boy to eagle
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you know video i do want to do that that
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is something that i'm i'm looking into
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on the finn channel
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i just don't really know how to do it i
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need to script that one out that's gonna
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because i can't like
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it's not gonna be like unscripted
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because you know it's like a
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talking to camera video so plus i want
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to write down all the [ __ ] i'm going to
149:26
write down a giant list of all the stuff
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that i want to talk about too
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that's going to be kind of hard to do
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boys we go it's going to be
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the ultimate eagle tutorial i think that
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would be really fun
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i think i could make it a funny video i
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wanted to do like green screen [ __ ] for
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our favorite fanboy
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goth makeup no i [ __ ] hate cosmetics
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so much
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it's not i don't like it don't i'm not a
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fan
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sorry sorry chat by the way i don't know
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if you realize but i've i've used the
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i've used a tiny bit of the really
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hyperpink lipstick that we didn't really
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like much
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but with a little bit of it it actually
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kind of works just makes your lips a
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little tiny bit more pink
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it's kind of nice goth makeup [ __ ] me
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and the homies
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uh hate uh goth makeup
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she's not into it in my opinion didn't
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you already do
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the ultimate girl story yeah but it was
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streamed the issue is i've done like
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two or three [ __ ] makeup tutorials
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but
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um they were all streamed
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which is like uh a bit of a pain in the
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ass
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because i can't just do a thing and
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record a video and stream it because
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i've got to talk to you guys as well
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and if you guys don't ask me a question
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it's going to throw off what i'm doing
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so i'm i'm pretty i i do like those
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videos but i don't think that they're as
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good as they can be
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i don't think that i've made one that
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i'm really proud of yet so that's kind
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and i feel like it would fit on the fin
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channel so i kind of
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want to do something like that also that
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channel is just kind of like whatever i
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want to do with it so
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don't mind i see the hormones are
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working well for you yeah i got a lot of
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muscle from the testosterone
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oh look at that [ __ ] look at all my hair
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oh man you could really can you tell
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which arm i use more
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holy [ __ ] that's like the jack and
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dallas bracket
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that would flop in as much as rose i got
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lne it's really comfy it's not blue
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though
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you should um i think
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sorry let's talk about that donation uh
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any any other subject
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um my god i think you could benefit from
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a comfy cozy chair like jack and i
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oh god i gotta google it exposed dude i
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am right-handed
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all right the uh let me let me look it
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up let me let me talk about anything
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else
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uh jack and alice
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i don't know the store
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breaking my eye
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uh that's just a [ __ ] piece of
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furniture
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what that's just a piece of furniture
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that's not even a chair
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i mean it is a chair but it's not an
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office chair it it that
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[ __ ] that looks weird dude i don't
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think this is
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i don't know also is this french this
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looks french i couldn't find it on
152:14
anything else other than like
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i don't know that's not like a i don't
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know that's i want to arm right there no
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i don't like it i don't like it not good
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don't like that shirt incorrect uh
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are you celebrating your birthday or
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rosa's birthday on the same day no i'm
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in i'm gonna be in
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hopefully gonna be in germany i still
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need to book a plane ticket uh for my
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birthday
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and then i'm gonna be back for the
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stream
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rose birthday on the 30th it's gonna
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it's half
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it's rose's birthday on the 30th finn's
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birthday on the 24th
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21st you know
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you ever considered doing art makeup
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yeah but i wouldn't be good at it
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i'd be terrible at it i mean i
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considered it and then realized oh
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no and the thing is it's a new thing
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right so i couldn't ever like
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i don't know i don't like when i when i
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do something and i'm not good at it so
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i feel like i won't practice at it and i
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know for a fact that i'm not going to
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practice on my own off camera doing
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makeup because i'm just not really
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i don't know i'm not really the type to
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just do makeup in my free time
153:14
uh you know you can hit up any of these
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bass gaming chair companies on twitter
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and they're going to ship you a chair
153:19
for a free shout out
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yes and no i mean i feel like if i tried
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hard enough i could but
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to be honest with you i don't like these
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spots i don't like doing sponsors
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as like as of you know what i was
153:36
complaining about just now
153:37
with like this guy it's a sponsorship
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thing like with the last video
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i it's just god i hate sponsors it's
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just
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when you when you're like when you're a
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streamer youtuber and stuff like that
154:08
he just responded with an even more
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idiotic statement i goddamn hey
154:12
everyone that works with the youtube
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sponsors they're like i've never found a
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good one
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sorry sorry if it i was legitimately
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just like i can't even talk about it
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because [ __ ]
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it's not even it's just stupid it's like
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sorry i hate sponsors i hate sponsors so
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much they're so god they're so god i'm
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annoying
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because it's so like corporate right i
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don't know i i don't like it when it's
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like i just want to make [ __ ]
154:37
it'd be nice to get paid for what i do
154:40
on on youtube
154:41
more but you know youtube doesn't make
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me a lot of money weirdly enough
154:45
um so i take spawn ships every now and
154:48
then and i [ __ ] hate it every time i
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do it and i keep doing it
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[Music]
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i don't know i heard you hate sponsors
154:56
good thing that opinion is sponsored
154:58
by raid shadow legends the biggest
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the biggest uh i've done a raid
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sponsorship you know what's [ __ ] nuts
155:05
the raid sponsorship was the only good
155:07
sponsor i've ever done
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i've done like four and the only good
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one was raid shadow legends
155:14
genuinely because they didn't give a
155:16
[ __ ] they just
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it's so weird to say they paid the most
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money i've been paid
155:22
and they didn't give a [ __ ] i sent them
155:24
the video it was a good video
155:26
i put it out zero interruption it was
155:29
just in the video
155:30
that's it people still liked it raid
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guys paid me on time
155:35
best best interaction ever had every
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other one after that
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was like they paid your late or they
155:41
asked you to say
155:42
dumb [ __ ] in the video like hey buddy i
155:44
know we're paying you for like a
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30-second
155:53
i just addre the entire video to be a
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face cam of what we've sent you
155:58
uh i've legit they're the worst
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sponsorships on youtube are the worst
156:02
it's like oh it's crazy dude
156:09
any tv show could get paid like millions
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of dollars just for having an ad break
156:14
at the end of their show
156:15
that says sponsored by [ __ ] coca-cola
156:18
but youtube sponsors are like they get
156:20
more views and they're like [ __ ]
156:22
you have to talk about their product for
156:24
20 minutes straight
156:27
i hate youtube i hate sponsorships it's
156:29
i've never had a good one
156:33
just have to sponsor watermark the
156:34
entire video
156:36
no that's i it would that wouldn't even
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be out
156:39
out the realm of possibility
156:42
and makes little money on youtube and
156:45
still wants to keep doing yt
156:48
even though you made over 30k on twitch
156:51
zoom a big brain
156:52
i'm sorry i'm not gonna quit youtube
156:54
just for just just for
156:56
the twitch box i i you know like it's
156:59
what i do it's what i'm it's what i like
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it's
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it's where i guarantee you that a lot of
157:03
you
157:05
probably like came from my youtube
157:06
channel no
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no yes i'm correct about that i
157:10
guarantee it i guarantee like
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i think 30 percent of you that's here
157:14
too what didn't that say
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i guarantee like 30 percent of people
157:18
did thank you do the girl [ __ ] [ __ ]
157:19
you nat
157:20
yes yes no no it looks like i was about
157:22
right 20 30
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of you yeah like 30 of you came from
157:25
like youtube stuff
157:26
so it's like
157:30
you know i mean it's kind of that
157:35
i came from finster nsfw my god that's
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subreddit
157:38
um [ __ ]
157:41
[ __ ] so much [ __ ] on there well it's
157:43
not this anyway
157:45
there's one thing on finster and sfw
157:47
that's like oh god
157:50
um how are you so pretty finn found you
157:52
on the omegle video
157:53
told you but yeah no i mean plus the
157:56
youtube channel gets
157:57
like the main youtube channel it gets
157:59
the most views and stuff and
158:00
it's still worth doing when i say i
158:02
don't make much from youtube i make it i
158:04
make it
158:05
like a pretty decent living from it like
158:07
i couldn't rely on it
158:09
like i couldn't afford to do it if i
158:11
just did that and i didn't have like
158:14
servers and the occasional spot i
158:16
couldn't afford to do it
158:18
uh at this point in the career but like
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you know uh if it was just ad revenue
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but from servers and stuff like that
158:27
it's it's it's very much worth doing
158:28
plus it's fun
158:30
like it's it's i i feel like even if i
158:32
didn't get paid from doing any of this
158:33
i'd still do it i just wouldn't do it as
158:35
often
158:36
like i wouldn't spend all my time on it
158:37
i'd just be on stream every now and then
158:40
like once a week to [ __ ] around because
158:41
streaming so much
158:43
i find streaming a lot more like fun
158:45
than a video
158:47
um there's more like jokes i can make
158:49
it's like
158:50
a little bit easier the only thing is
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you can't edit so it's like
158:54
i don't know i i like i like the process
158:56
of like streaming
158:57
uh and also i like making i don't know
158:59
i'd like to make video
159:00
i'd like to make videos that aren't like
159:02
just minecraft server stuff
159:04
so i've gotta plan for that in the
159:05
future but
159:07
it's upcoming i guess but yeah
159:11
i think i was talking to nietzsche about
159:13
it um
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that my like plan for the future is to
159:17
like have the minecraft con
159:19
the minecraft videos i want to be able
159:21
to do like twice a week instead of once
159:23
a week
159:23
and then i can just have i want to hire
159:26
someone
159:26
so that i can have like everything done
159:28
for me i think i was saying earlier
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so i can just kind of run it
159:31
automatically film the video it's done
159:33
uh and it doesn't require a ton of work
159:35
because right now i'm spending like 10
159:36
hours myself
159:39
on the video and then the editor spends
159:40
a whole week on it
159:42
so they're way too much time for how
159:44
much they for how
159:45
they they do so having sponsors is
159:47
really helpful but um
159:49
i think i just really i i've got a
159:51
really high standard for videos i put
159:53
out
159:54
so it's like you know
159:57
even though i know a lot of you probably
159:58
don't watch like don't watch my um
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uh minecraft channel i
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i try and i try and keep quality pretty
160:07
high though
160:08
i'll let it for you for cheap that's
160:11
then that that's probably not good
160:14
i i don't know i've got the good editors
160:17
they cost a [ __ ] lot of money um
160:20
there's not like um you know
160:23
i don't know it's not like okay so i
160:26
recently got into twitch streaming and i
160:29
enjoyed it so far what would be your top
160:32
five tips to someone who is trying to
160:35
grow i'm a small twitch streamer dude
160:37
i'm not like
160:38
dude i'm not the person to ask i got a
160:41
you know
160:42
[ __ ] get on the dream smp
160:45
that's the best advice i got get on the
160:48
dream smp
160:49
that that's it dude that's that's what
160:51
you got to do
160:52
if you want to play minecraft get on the
160:54
dream smp
160:56
uh two and a half thousand views is
160:58
quite a lot
161:00
in terms of someone that's got no
161:03
viewers it's a lot
161:04
but like okay do me a favor look at who
161:07
else you follow and see how many views
161:09
they have
161:09
rambu has ninety thousand and had a
161:11
hundred and fifty thousand a minute ago
161:13
is he still home of sexual j schlatt
161:16
occasionally yes
161:17
but uh no ludwig's been doing nuts
161:20
[ __ ] who else to follow shroud
161:22
shroud [ __ ] ludwig that you know
161:23
they're insane you know like
161:25
you know i i'm i'm definitely a small
161:28
streamer
161:28
um definitely a small streamer i'm a
161:31
small youtuber like the
161:33
i'm i'm a smaller creator dude it's um
161:37
minx minx has four and a half yeah it's
161:40
small i'm a smaller creator dude [ __ ]
161:43
look at rambo yeah no okay it's dumb
161:45
get in the dream smp if you want a lot
161:47
of viewers getting the dream smp
161:49
my that's that's it um
161:54
i don't i if i can't think of another
161:58
way to succeed in minecraft other than
161:59
being like insanely good at making
162:01
really original content
162:03
um like people people are like that on
162:06
in the dream s p like
162:07
tap l snifferish is good at that [ __ ]
162:10
tapal definitely bionic
162:12
uh he's bionic's like barnett's a
162:14
grinder dude he's good with that [ __ ]
162:16
verb shotgun raids [ __ ] like that you
162:18
don't have to be in the dream essence
162:20
well skeppy was uh he's in the dream sp
162:22
but he wasn't before he got big
162:24
you know you can do [ __ ] like that you
162:26
made me love minecraft again
162:28
and last video was cool really big ones
162:33
growth in a year of streaming you can
162:35
average 4k
162:36
viewers but some streamers have been
162:40
streaming for years and only have sub 1k
162:43
you deserve those numbers oh that's nice
162:48
i mean i mean
162:52
i i don't know streaming streaming's a
162:54
weird one i do it for fun the thing is i
162:55
don't like
162:57
that that's the thing right like it's
162:58
not a thing for me of like view counts
163:01
it's pretty much just for fun for me
163:03
that's why i like streaming so much
163:05
like i i have more fun streaming because
163:07
it's not a [ __ ] job
163:08
i mean it it makes money sure but it's
163:10
not a job i could stop this right now
163:12
and
163:13
i i wouldn't care like i i mean i would
163:15
i'd stop having as much fun
163:17
i don't play video games much now i just
163:19
stream
163:21
like i could stop and i wouldn't like
163:23
this wouldn't hurt me
163:24
in real life you know like it wouldn't
163:26
matter uh i
163:28
but it's so much fun like it's so fun to
163:31
[ __ ] talk to you people
163:33
you people it's so fun to talk to you
163:35
guys have like
163:36
the discord never fails to brighten my
163:39
day
163:40
um same thing with the the reddit every
163:42
now and then even though that's kind of
163:43
small the [ __ ]
163:44
it's just really nice we've just got
163:46
like a really nice
163:48
little community little microcosm of
163:50
people it's really cool i don't know
163:52
you guys are the reason why i stream i
163:53
don't stream because of [ __ ]
163:55
follow a cat the million followers it's
163:57
fine you know the million followers
163:59
it's nothing um
164:02
they're just all my best friend russian
164:04
bots um but you know
164:06
that it's it's not like um it's just for
164:09
fun so it doesn't really like
164:10
it it doesn't it's not a big deal for me
164:15
but if you want to be a big stream again
164:16
dream smp it's pretty much the only one
164:20
um i think dream doesn't add people that
164:22
already have like established followings
164:24
because [ __ ]
164:24
you know tappel would have been in that
164:26
[ __ ] immediately
164:28
um bangu y-a-y-a-y-y-y
164:34
ll what the [ __ ] thanks for the three
164:37
months i guess
164:39
but yeah i roll though i don't know
164:44
dream's a dream's a strange one dream's
164:46
a strange one
164:48
uh you know
164:51
dream's a strange one uh
164:54
[Music]
164:56
what the [ __ ] champion bbc set setup
164:59
contest
165:00
when what
165:03
how would oh you mean like well i did i
165:05
i didn't i do a like ranking your uh
165:07
desk setups
165:08
like your pc setups i think i did that i
165:10
just kind of roasted them though
165:12
i didn't do it i didn't do a contest hey
165:14
[ __ ] nine months
165:15
like [ __ ] let's go dude [ __ ] nine
165:18
months let's go nebula
165:20
let's go ludwig has 41 000 viewers but
165:22
he isn't even live yet just
165:24
replaying some clips well yeah but i
165:26
mean he's he's ludwig
165:28
it's you know he's like been [ __ ]
165:30
live for like uh
165:32
a month now so it's just constantly
165:36
he's just good at [ __ ] ludwig's
165:37
genuinely funny there's people that like
165:39
have a ton of viewers that i don't think
165:40
are like well i mean i don't personally
165:42
finance any
165:43
but like ludwig's he's [ __ ] nuts and
165:44
he's funny as [ __ ]
165:46
there's so many good ludwig clips and he
165:48
knows he knows his [ __ ] we're streaming
165:49
same thing with like
165:50
moist criticals funny as [ __ ] too um
165:53
i don't know uh i mean
165:57
i don't watch a ton of like the dream
165:59
smp stuff just because it's so [ __ ]
166:01
there's so much of it
166:02
um but i i know every now and then i see
166:05
the clips tommy's genuinely a great
166:07
entertainer
166:08
um like tommy tommy and turbo [ __ ]
166:11
great rambu off rambu's a great [ __ ]
166:14
guy too
166:15
phil is too um
166:18
carl was really fun to talk to the one
166:20
time i've spoken to carl
166:22
um they're all really [ __ ] funny and
166:25
they're all really good too
166:26
but i don't watch most of the content
166:28
because it's so hard to keep up with
166:30
the dream smp is so [ __ ] hard to keep
166:32
up with um
166:33
but yeah they're good entertainers
166:35
tommy's a g oh tommy's a genius
166:38
you know what i almost agree as dumb as
166:40
that sounds
166:41
tommy's tommy works really [ __ ] hard
166:43
and he's really funny
166:45
technoblade you know what [ __ ] i watched
166:48
all of technoblade stuff
166:49
that's the one the one other thing i
166:51
didn't watch his dream stream s p stuff
166:52
though
166:54
the law's hard to follow
166:58
this is such a great outfit you are
167:00
wearing tonight
167:01
the whole thing just works so well it's
167:04
very pretty
167:05
i take back saying that you are old and
167:08
busted
167:10
thank you it's it
167:13
uh the uh bee
167:16
no i've got this it's nice it's simple
167:19
black dress off the shoulder it's a
167:20
little bit short at the front but it's
167:21
nice
167:22
give it a twirl hold on
167:25
look at that it's a little bit short of
167:26
the front you can see the [ __ ] look
167:27
at this you can see the [ __ ] uh
167:29
where is it look the the [ __ ] hit
167:31
pads yeah lucky
167:33
not bad it's like longer in the back
167:35
it's like a skater
167:36
shirt thingy where's my chair there it
167:38
is you planning on entering the dream
167:40
asset no
167:43
probably not probably not
167:46
i mean [ __ ] if dream invites me sure but
167:49
he's not gonna
167:51
i can i can i could i could put a i
167:53
could put my a lot of money on that i
167:55
won't be in the dream smp
167:57
um but
168:00
nifty still play the epic smp that i
168:03
heard they were redoing parts of it like
168:05
there was been more people on it
168:06
recently
168:07
um i think we were i was going to be on
168:09
it but swagger cells wanted to do a clip
168:11
with me and marisa
168:12
uh but it was like 5 a.m for me and i'd
168:15
already been awake for like 20 hours so
168:16
i didn't do it but
168:18
the epic smp is still going i just don't
168:20
i don't play it as much
168:21
more some minks on it recently yeah it's
168:24
like it's a thing that they're doing
168:28
just got in from working on a car for
168:30
several hours like a real manly man
168:33
yes i smell of gasoline and motor oil
168:37
nice what have i missed i i also worked
168:40
on my car yesterday
168:41
basically getting it started again i
168:42
jumper cable my card dude streams [ __ ]
168:44
me company and make me feel like part of
168:47
a community on long days and
168:50
truly help keep the bad times away
168:53
i mean for creating a good community and
168:55
a place to relax
168:58
i think dude honestly i think it comes
169:00
from the what i was saying before like i
169:02
don't think
169:03
i'm not here to make this like a job or
169:04
anything like i'm not trying to get
169:07
a ton of [ __ ] i'm just trying to [ __ ]
169:09
have fun
169:10
with you guys so it's like it's a nice
169:12
little community
169:13
epic fsmp needs to be revived yeah good
169:16
night average harry i'll see you boyo
169:18
um but um yeah no it's like
169:25
so kind of a weird one to to think about
169:27
but
169:28
yeah there was a story teased about the
169:31
about during the interview oh the tale
169:33
sorry yeah i forgot about that so do you
169:34
remember how i was mentioning i got my
169:35
dad
169:36
as a as doing a little bit of work for
169:38
me as like a pa
169:39
you should join the dreamers see outfits
169:41
you only seem to get better
169:43
uh let me let me make this my official
169:45
statement on the dream smp
169:47
um i'm i did ask
169:50
to be in it a while ago and that's the
169:52
reason i won't be in it
169:54
um the uh a while ago uh
169:57
back when me and dream like were
169:59
interacting on twitter a bit more
170:01
this is why like my my opinions on dream
170:03
kind of vary
170:05
hold on let me quickly i'll replay smp
170:08
will be ending soon i believe they said
170:10
a couple
170:10
weeks i have been trying to get everyone
170:14
to steal all your stuff
170:16
no oh my shit's expensive i want to keep
170:18
it but yeah no the
170:20
tea it's not it's not like drama but
170:23
it's just like i personally i mean
170:26
i don't okay listen here's my statement
170:28
on the dream
170:30
i don't think dream likes me
170:33
that's it i don't think dream [ __ ] with
170:36
me
170:37
um we we talked
170:40
uh a bunch we had like a video planned
170:42
to do together at some point and we
170:44
didn't really do it
170:45
uh i i was ready for it i dreamed just
170:47
didn't really show he said he was going
170:49
to do them and wasn't
170:51
and uh before that i had asked to be in
170:54
the dream s p when it was like taking
170:55
off
170:56
and we were already interacting and [ __ ]
170:58
on twitter so i thought oh we're good
171:00
asked to be in it and he never contacted
171:02
me again
171:06
so i don't know i did the dream cosplay
171:10
and he didn't like it and that was my
171:12
cue at that point to be like
171:14
i don't think he likes me i think it's
171:16
because i asked to be in and i thought
171:18
immediately he's like i think in his
171:20
brain i was like
171:21
clout chasing or some [ __ ] so i don't
171:24
hate him
171:25
i don't dislike him at all by the way i
171:27
think he's makes great [ __ ] and i think
171:29
he's genuinely a good person
171:31
i think it's just like i'm not his vibe
171:33
which is fine
171:35
that's genuinely fine um it was just
171:39
you know i know my standing at this
171:41
point with it so that's pretty much my
171:42
like
171:43
you know that bass finn
171:47
but yeah no that that's it uh it's not
171:49
like i i harbor no ill will
171:51
uh please do not go [ __ ] with dream or
171:54
leave mean comments or any
171:55
[ __ ] like that i have i don't have the
171:57
audience that does that i don't think
171:59
but still that's pretty much my
172:00
that's pretty much my take on it i don't
172:02
think we'll really be uh
172:03
interacting a ton um
172:15
okay all right well good
172:18
boy [ __ ] he's scared of his feelings for
172:21
you
172:22
yeah dude he tweeted he like made tweets
172:24
about me and [ __ ]
172:25
he just deleted them oh that's another
172:27
thing
172:28
he he made tweets like adding me and
172:30
[ __ ] like saying like uh
172:32
saying like you know just being nice
172:34
just general interactions on twitter
172:35
like making jokes and [ __ ] when i first
172:37
did this like when i first did this [ __ ]
172:39
when dream was
172:40
like doing pewdiepie videos um when i
172:43
first did this
172:44
he like uh tweeted at me like hey how
172:47
you doing dm me
172:48
and i did and it was just like you know
172:51
those tweets are deleted now
172:53
so he kind of went through and that was
172:55
semi recently as well
172:56
at least like a few months ago and those
172:59
tweets were made a year ago so we went
173:00
through
173:01
and deleted them so i was just like okay
173:05
i'm gonna stay i'm gonna stay away from
173:07
it i think he
173:08
i think he's just like i'm not his vibe
173:10
which is fine
173:12
uh i don't think there's anything else
173:13
to it though
173:19
confused about his feelings i know i i
173:22
it was exactly that he did
173:24
dude there's a deleted tweet somewhere
173:27
out me
173:27
out there while dreams flirting with me
173:29
on twitter it is a thing
173:30
so maybe it's pro it's probably that
173:33
that's why i'm not
173:36
yeah yeah either way i don't it's not
173:40
like a thing that i need to be in
173:41
so it's like uh it's good i've got my
173:43
own thing going on
173:45
i think that's i think he also doesn't i
173:47
think he only adds people that are like
173:48
smaller content creators because i think
173:50
dream
173:50
dream's a good guy he i think he likes
173:52
to build people up
173:53
um i think that's part of his thing like
173:56
he likes to take
173:57
like smaller content creators and get
173:59
them on like the dream smp ex
174:01
give them more exposure and stuff i
174:03
think he's a good guy
174:04
and that can i think he's a good guy and
174:07
uh just in case
174:08
this segment gets clipped because it
174:10
sounds like drama i would
174:11
require you to put that in the video
174:13
because i genuinely do like him i don't
174:15
want it to be misconstrued like
174:17
oh there's [ __ ] minecraft beef no
174:20
i think he i think he's a good guy i
174:22
think he's doing a lot of good things
174:23
i'm just
174:24
my answer to the dream smp question was
174:27
that's why i'm probably not going to be
174:28
in that
174:29
um that doesn't check with the clout
174:32
chasing statement
174:34
uh wait the you like uh that i
174:37
that uh he thinks i'm clout chasing i
174:40
mean
174:40
it's just like a i think it's just a
174:42
vibe i've i've definitely had people
174:44
that like uh
174:45
they just asked me for [ __ ] a lot uh and
174:49
i kind of like get the same impression
174:51
and not not in terms of like [ __ ] a
174:53
clout or anything but like you and
174:55
you've just got that friend or some [ __ ]
174:56
where they're just like constantly
174:58
they're the one asking you for [ __ ] and
174:59
they're not really like reciprocating
175:02
i think that it's kind of like that like
175:04
i've kind of i get i bet that i've given
175:06
that
175:07
impression to to him so i don't know
175:11
nothing nothing too nothing too serious
175:14
but um yeah i would i require that to be
175:16
in any [ __ ]
175:18
in any statements that i make on they're
175:20
gonna get clipped okay
175:22
uh all right
175:25
uh showa's ass
175:29
okay show ass thank you
175:36
oh what the [ __ ]
175:42
are tied a twitch phone hey
175:46
apparently there's a twitch follow bot
175:48
thing that's
175:50
cool
175:53
hey i think i can maybe remove these
175:55
followers that are bots
175:57
i can take away my million follower
176:00
status
176:01
um
176:04
oh god the raid oh my god totally i
176:06
didn't even see that [ __ ]
176:08
[ __ ] i was looking at twitter
176:11
natroid tv oh yeah thanks for the raid
176:14
and also
176:14
uh and i can i i i know what the [ __ ]
176:19
you go thank you for the tier one
176:23
thanks bud i still never got any better
176:26
at uh
176:26
doing i still never got any better at uh
176:28
reading subs anyway
176:30
i'm tired of [ __ ] dude i've been so off
176:32
today all right
176:34
i'm probably gonna say this is gonna be
176:36
uh you would get it ready boys
176:38
you know what we got ready to raid
176:39
someone back who do you want to raid
176:41
streamlabs alerts are off they are i'm
176:43
oh yeah that's why
176:44
i turn streamlabs alerts off hold on let
176:47
me let me go through uh
176:49
let me go through the donations that
176:50
came in
176:52
also one says yuki said hey i want to
176:54
echo the other donors and people in
176:57
chatrona has been hard for me
176:59
and finding your streams has made the
177:02
days easier and hanging out in chat is
177:05
just so
177:06
fun so nice
177:09
yeah it's nice i have like a nice
177:10
wholesome little community sometimes
177:13
until they ask for the tail and then
177:15
it's bad oh the [ __ ] tail story
177:17
god damn okay sorry here's the tail
177:19
story really quickly
177:21
you know i hired my dad to do like
177:22
little objects for me like basically be
177:24
a pa
177:25
yeah uh [ __ ]
177:28
he found the tail my dad
177:32
he didn't mention it but i know he found
177:35
it because he moved
177:36
with a better relationship with their
177:38
chat
177:39
genuinely you are so talented at this
177:42
i don't think it's talent i think i'm
177:44
just talking to people
177:46
yeah so he didn't mention it
177:51
but i know that he knows and i think he
177:54
knows that i know he knows
177:57
so and i haven't moved it
178:00
because then i feel like it makes it
178:02
seem like
178:04
i know he knows
178:08
so i don't know
178:09
[Music]
178:15
yeah also i don't want to move it
178:16
because i don't want to make him think
178:17
that
178:19
you know it's it's in use so i'm just
178:23
it's a staple of the house now uh
178:28
jesus christ hope it [ __ ] get oh yeah
178:31
oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god minx is doing a
178:34
drunk cast with
178:35
puffy caterino [ __ ] modest cube that
178:38
runs the dream smp
178:39
who else salty fish i don't know salty
178:42
fish but [ __ ]
178:44
my god that looks like a fun stream i'm
178:46
gonna write minx this actually looks
178:48
like a fun stream
178:51
this actually looks like a really fun
178:52
stream i'm gonna watch this actually
178:54
when i read
178:54
uh let's give a ride to minx we had real
178:57
fun right shroud
178:58
no cause shroud doesn't care shroud's
179:01
chat's all in sub only mode so i'll
179:03
follow our only mode so it's not gonna
179:04
really make a difference
179:05
hello from the random twitch veteran and
179:08
lurker
179:09
i hope you get them bots removed from
179:11
your account in no
179:19
there you go you someone added me it was
179:22
you that added me in this
179:23
in this thing was yeah oh yeah tom
179:26
thanks tom
179:26
um yeah that that's what that was i'm
179:29
gonna i'm paying attention to this i'll
179:31
i'll like the tweet so i can find it
179:33
okay i like the tweet it's on my like so
179:35
i'll be able to find it again but uh
179:37
yeah
179:37
all right let's give a ride to minx
179:39
let's see what she's up to next stream
179:40
when fi
179:42
i'll stream tomorrow i don't know what
179:43
i'll stream but i'll stream tomorrow
179:44
good night princess
179:46
ah god damn it
179:50
do you wanna do a classic dress up finn
179:52
chap picks the outfit sort of thing
179:54
what do you want to do um through what
179:56
do you want to do
179:57
i'm not going to do video games but that
179:59
does sound kind of fun vr
180:01
[ __ ] i kind of want to do vr don't do vr
180:03
i'm not going to look as good if we do
180:05
vr though i'm going to be guy mode if we
180:06
do vr
180:08
could vr's fun
180:11
i'll do vr i'll wear a skirt if you're
180:13
really nice all right i'll i'll put it
180:14
in the stream
180:15
vr stream tomorrow let's do it i'm
180:17
genuinely hyped about that i've been
180:18
playing vr so much on my own time
180:21
or i'm gonna play v i don't listen i'm
180:23
gonna play vr
180:25
pretty much as soon as i stop streaming
180:26
i'm gonna listen to minx's stream
180:28
for a little bit see if she says some
180:29
dumb [ __ ] and then i'm gonna get on like
180:31
pavlov
180:32
or uh bladen sorcery and just [ __ ]
180:35
carve some [ __ ] up you know my god
180:38
it's gonna be fun
180:39
play me some what else do i play [ __ ]
180:41
get on some vr chat and mess with people
180:43
everybody [ __ ] recognize me though
180:44
every time i call myself finster they're
180:46
like oh you're like you're the dude
180:47
you're the dude that dress up as a woman
180:49
on that omegle place
180:51
yeah that's me anyway uh see you there
180:54
boys uh go right go go
180:55
have fun with minks uh join the stream
180:57
join them right if you can already ready
180:59
three
180:59
two one go see minx peace
181:05
and then for the boys that stayed what's
181:08
going on boys all right
181:10
hey boys i'm gonna salute you off i'm
181:13
gonna do a flip of the hairbrush
181:14
flip of the night no okay not that one
181:16
but i'm gonna take a swig of
181:18
gamer subs and see you hold on
181:26
see you boys