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[Music]
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you
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change your mind like a girl
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change his clothes
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[Music]
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like a [ __ ] i would know
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and you
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[Music]
00:39
[Applause]
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yes
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[Music]
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but you really want
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and you're down
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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crazy
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[Music]
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is
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[Music]
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[Music]
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is
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[Music]
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wait there was music what the [ __ ] just
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happened
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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oh
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six months
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oh [ __ ] that took me a hot minute
03:28
okay to [ __ ] with you for boys minute
03:32
all right hey it's me i got out the
03:35
shower
03:35
i i was like oh man i was thinking the
03:38
shower wouldn't it be funny
03:39
wouldn't it be funny if i just did away
03:42
with his hair that was taking me so long
03:43
to dry
03:45
i want to get a haircut i think i'm
03:46
going to go bald chat i have a razor
03:48
i've got
03:48
knives i got all the utensils to cut my
03:51
hair and
03:52
i i'm going to i'm going to do it chat i
03:55
just want you to know that
03:56
at some point in my life i'm going to go
03:58
bold because it's going to be funny
04:03
too loud oh yeah [ __ ] sorry sorry okay
04:05
there we go back to normal now
04:07
you're very quiet don't as loud it's
04:08
good now we fixed it i'm sorry all right
04:13
i fixed it again i fixed it again i'm
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sorry okay
04:17
nailed it i i did it hey we're loud i
04:21
got it we we're good
04:22
make sure your audio's good i'm sorry i
04:24
was doing the vr stream so it's like all
04:26
goofed
04:27
okay so loud donors it's still
04:30
hell yeah it's not quiet still you're
04:32
wrong you're lying to me you're straight
04:34
up you're lying
04:35
lying straight to my face lying straight
04:37
to my face
04:38
it's not loud oh it's not still quiet
04:40
it's [ __ ] god damn it why
04:44
is it better is it better now is it
04:46
better now
04:47
is it better it's still too loud am i
04:49
quiet still
04:50
am i is it better yeah okay
04:57
okay on a serious note is it okay now
05:02
it's still [ __ ] ten months sounds good
05:04
it sounds bad
05:05
what are you talking about chet what are
05:07
you talking about
05:08
it's fine you little [ __ ] i hate you
05:11
okay
05:12
there we go we're good all right so what
05:14
are we doing
05:15
a while ago i got a bunch of wigs and
05:17
[ __ ] i also got that new dress and i
05:19
know with
05:19
i usually don't go live quite as soon uh
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right
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bruh i i don't care if you think it's
05:26
loud i don't care if you think this is
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quiet
05:28
i don't care i don't care is he trolling
05:31
what the [ __ ] trolling
05:33
trolling i'm listening to me on the
05:35
thing you're
05:36
lying to me straight up lying to me
05:38
genuinely
05:40
anyway okay it's good now i know all
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right listen
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i have been doing i i did a covid test
05:47
today isn't that fun i did a covert test
05:49
today
05:50
isn't that cool chat i'm i'm i'm going
05:52
to find out if i have covered
05:54
uh the rona virus i'm going to it's
05:56
going to be so fun i'm going to have
05:58
such a good time
05:59
too quiet shut i i hate you with a
06:02
burning passion chat
06:03
i hate you so much all of you rotate the
06:06
mic
06:06
bro where the [ __ ] do you think the
06:08
sound's coming from
06:12
the alerts allowed oh my god you didn't
06:15
you don't even leave the house i left
06:17
the house once
06:18
okay it should okay it's
06:21
fine you're a piece of [ __ ] okay it's
06:23
normal listen
06:25
um my hair's just exploded so
06:28
uh i've got i've been preparing for two
06:31
streams one of them is gonna be the
06:36
one of them is going to be the [ __ ]
06:37
rose stream the p.o box stream with the
06:39
30th with all the birthdays
06:41
and the next thing this is also what
06:43
i've been preparing for
06:44
um is this i've had these wigs
06:48
for so long uh i say new wigs what i
06:51
meant to say is i found some in the
06:53
dusty wardrobe
06:54
and we're finally finally gonna put them
06:57
on now that i don't have giant hair
06:58
extensions in
06:59
and as you can see i can go bold pretty
07:01
quickly
07:02
it's dead easy for me to go bold
07:07
i gotta get you guys to cut it out with
07:09
the with the with the memes
07:10
with the with the uh loud noises hold on
07:13
it didn't look as good with the hair
07:15
does it uh
07:17
all right now i wanted to try a couple
07:19
things on so that's why i did like a
07:21
dress-up fin
07:22
um i want you guys to kind of choose i'm
07:25
going to give you guys the id
07:26
the the [ __ ] the uh the freedom to
07:30
figure out what i'm gonna be wearing
07:32
but there are so many [ __ ] wigs to
07:34
pick from
07:35
that you can kind of go with whatever
07:36
stuff for me we've got brown wigs we've
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got
07:39
purple wigs we've got blue wigs we got
07:42
black wigs we got
07:43
pink wigs look what i have look what i
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have
07:46
do you know what this is oh you know
07:48
what this is
07:49
do you know what this wig is this is the
07:51
only one in the room currently i this
07:53
hair's going let's go
07:55
uh you know what this is can anyone take
07:57
a guess 10 points if you get this right
08:00
chat 10 points to anyone that gets this
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correctly
08:04
which one what what wig is it what
08:06
famous character is this
08:08
a stolfo 10 points to gryffindor 10
08:11
points to what whatever
08:12
is 10 points he gets the points this is
08:14
the estopho wig that i never tried on
08:16
look at this garbage oh yeah yeah
08:20
yeah yeah look at this i completely
08:22
didn't know i had this
08:24
it's like the whole ass a cell phone
08:25
with there's bows and everything like
08:27
i thought that was attached you know in
08:29
my defense but like there's two
08:30
one of them still in the pack look this
08:32
is the estofo wig
08:33
it's got like the [ __ ] and everything so
08:37
you've got a lot of freedom here i i
08:38
don't know whether i'll be
08:40
wearing any of the stolfo's [ __ ] because
08:42
i don't have anything in the right size
08:43
but
08:44
build off in oh [ __ ] god minx wig
08:47
i do have a minx wig
08:50
scuffed and minx cosplay maybe but yeah
08:53
i wanted to
08:54
give you guys this techno blade oh [ __ ]
08:57
you guys can kind of decide the
08:59
scuffedness of this of today
09:01
is that okay with you i feel like that's
09:03
okay with you
09:04
that good shall i bring them all in and
09:06
lay them out in front of you would you
09:08
like to see them chat
09:09
techno play oh god would you like to see
09:12
them
09:14
yes minx is scuffed already yeah true
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man
09:21
oh also i have visitors hey guys
09:25
eight months swooped
09:37
there we go i got them all i think i got
09:39
them all wait no there's one other one
09:41
downstairs but that's fine
09:42
uh there's one that i'm keeping kind of
09:44
a surprise
09:45
because this is [ __ ] nuts all right
09:48
here's my minx cosplay wig do you guys
09:50
like it it's purple
09:52
oh it also comes with um like pigtails
09:55
do you guys like it i like it a lot do
09:58
you guys like it
09:59
do you like it do you like it other
10:01
people yeah my parents are having like
10:03
their bathroom like uh
10:05
ramp they're [ __ ] destroyed and then
10:07
uh
10:08
yeah good yes
10:12
i like your red hair more i don't know
10:13
what oh yeah i also have a drawer of
10:15
wigs i have like a whole
10:16
these are just the new ones every other
10:18
one is still a thing there are so many
10:20
ideas
10:21
pigtails black glue surprise wig
10:24
what are you doing stuff okay i have
10:27
like this one this is probably the best
10:28
one it's like a gray wig that's kind of
10:30
nice right
10:31
there's this one which is a black wig i
10:32
refuse to do a goth stream so this one
10:35
that's uh what else
10:38
i got this one this is brown it's just
10:40
brown it's just the exact same as my
10:42
normal hair i don't know why anyone will
10:43
pick that
10:45
there's a bob in the background
11:00
no there's not no there's not
11:04
okay right i don't want to get twitched
11:07
to west
11:08
that's not good they're on the ground
11:10
i'll use them as a footrest
11:12
dude this hair is getting so long it's
11:14
getting so
11:15
[ __ ] long at this point it's almost
11:18
unbearable
11:18
i i listen chat listen i gotta say i
11:22
said i was gonna
11:23
i said i was gonna keep this hair i was
11:24
gonna keep growing it out until i got
11:26
annoyed by it
11:27
i'm annoyed by it chat i'm annoyed by
11:29
this hair now chat
11:30
ponytail how dare you i'm a you look
11:33
like james may i'm annoyed by this hair
11:35
chat
11:36
people are insulting me people are
11:37
calling me james may
11:39
i don't like this [ __ ]
11:46
don't cut it oh dude don't have long
11:48
hair we haven't even got a donut yet
11:50
dude it's been 10 minutes
11:51
you're kidding me 10 minutes without one
11:53
single donation what is what is that how
11:55
do you expect
11:56
how do you exp uh how do you expect me
11:57
to fund my fund my [ __ ]
11:59
um uh uh labor force
12:02
like how am i gonna pay my employees how
12:05
am i gonna find the the wigs
12:07
how's that gonna happen huh oh wait [ __ ]
12:09
did i turn me did i turn
12:10
streamlabs off
12:13
i might have i don't know if i did no
12:16
okay i'm good fine look at it
12:18
bold hold on one second
12:23
right what do you think is going to be
12:24
the best hairstyle for me i do kind of
12:26
want to i do kind of want to shave head
12:27
though
12:28
hey [ __ ] deadly thanks for the five
12:30
gifted
12:33
that said leopard right
12:37
leopold leopold multi leopard multi
12:40
leopold i feel like that's almost a word
12:42
that's like i'm gonna i'm gonna this
12:44
it's something that i've
12:45
said accidentally join jack manifold i
12:48
really do
12:50
i really don't i want to join jack
12:52
manifold and just buzz
12:53
look up if you're an egg
12:59
no okay you now you really are egg i
13:02
want to be i want to be
13:04
i want my head to look like an egg how
13:06
hard is that to ask okay
13:07
so what do you want to do i've got uh oh
13:09
yeah [ __ ] wait let me show you
13:20
oh my god i [ __ ] hit my head on the
13:22
door okay
13:24
look duh you were asking a while ago
13:27
because i got those new
13:28
i got those new dresses right remember i
13:30
can't okay
13:31
listen this is too much i can do that
13:35
now
13:36
this is too much i got to do a thing i'm
13:38
sorry i can't i can't [ __ ] look good
13:40
i can't look good it's just
13:44
i either look like this [ __ ] i hate it i
13:46
hate it so much why can i not have short
13:49
hair again
13:49
why can't i have a buzz cut this would
13:51
be so much easier for me this would be
13:53
so much easier
13:54
what is cool so we we're still doing it
13:56
i just already did my eight hours
13:58
okay remember i got this
14:02
i got this this beautiful lovely thing
14:03
right remember this [ __ ]
14:05
yeah um there was a whole package of
14:07
these
14:08
and one of them is the only let it grow
14:11
very well also
14:12
the ones i haven't worn hey seven months
14:15
let's go
14:17
grow a beard i kind of want one go to
14:19
the hairdryer go to the hairdressers to
14:21
get
14:21
what the [ __ ] to get dead ends cut mods
14:24
help me mods
14:25
mods where you at mod hold on
14:29
there we go i did it i'm i'm my own mod
14:32
i am my own mod oh [ __ ] it's multiple
14:35
people
14:37
okay this is the other one though it's
14:39
just pikachu it's fine
14:41
all right this is the only other dress
14:44
it's the way it's the red one i showed
14:46
you guys it i tried it on it's fine
14:48
this is what it is it's [ __ ] i can't
14:51
hold it up
14:53
this is it oh my god okay i can't hold
14:56
it upright
14:56
it looks like this it i vouch it looks
14:59
pretty okay
15:00
there is this the only issue is if i
15:02
wear that then you've got to pick one
15:04
that actually works
15:05
like that's not going to work with a
15:06
purple wig right so you got to kind of
15:09
it depends you get to pick the outfit
15:11
you get to pick the makeup you get to
15:12
pick the wig
15:13
if you want a wig who knows you might
15:15
not but you got to make it match
15:18
and i want to give you guys a challenge
15:20
i'll do this okay
15:22
by the end of this but [ __ ] hat oh my
15:26
god where's my scissors where's my
15:27
scissors i'm genuinely about to cut off
15:29
my hair holy [ __ ] i'm gonna do it i'm
15:30
gonna do it
15:31
if i had scissors around me there it is
15:33
i [ __ ] i've got them right there
15:35
don't test me shirt okay
15:43
[Music]
15:47
if you can make this look somehow work
15:54
25 gifted subs
15:58
to each person that suggested it
16:01
or can you even give gifted subs twenty
16:04
five dollars i don't know what they're
16:06
twenty fifty dollars to each person that
16:09
suggests
16:11
the lord though create the look that
16:13
worked
16:14
there is a lot on the line here you pick
16:17
the right dress you pick the right
16:18
everything if it works together
16:20
you win that is the challenge and that
16:23
is what you must work together to
16:25
accomplish
16:25
muds where are you my god there we go
16:28
blue's here blue's here everything's
16:30
gonna be good
16:32
uh oh you poor soul that was a sub and
16:36
you just put that
16:36
oh oh you poor soul you poor soul that's
16:40
just got [ __ ] timed out
16:42
all right sub only mode we'll do some
16:44
only mode
16:45
uh ah [ __ ] it do follow it there you go
16:48
okay
16:51
they posted among us with a dick
16:55
oh no oh no
16:59
oh no they posted among us with a penis
17:03
oh god
17:04
okay right
17:07
sauce highly sus
17:12
okay so red wig plus red wig plus a long
17:17
pink sleeved with reds ah you have got
17:20
terrible fashion taste okay
17:22
right so let me red and red and
17:25
a red wig and [ __ ] a red skirt and a
17:27
pink shirt oh my god
17:28
dude listen draw it in photoshop it
17:30
doesn't sub go sub sub yup
17:33
hell yeah now this is
17:36
one of the rare times that i will try
17:37
and ask you guys to work together
17:40
um usually i really [ __ ] like it time
17:43
to get permanent spammers dude they're
17:44
gonna
17:45
if they keep doing it they're just
17:46
getting perms okay
17:48
oh it's a cervoni mode hey boys okay
17:50
subs listen you're the ones
17:52
you're the guys you're like the ones i
17:54
most trust
17:55
red dress wait red dress with your hair
17:57
that would also work but it'd be kind of
17:59
boring
18:00
i want you guys to pick something fun if
18:02
it works you win okay
18:04
can i gift subs to my own community is
18:06
that a thing that i can do
18:08
i'll just gift a bunch of subs can i do
18:09
that i wish i could do that can i do
18:12
that i think i can
18:13
[ __ ] it i can do that all right i'll do
18:14
that if it works
18:16
i'll gift like [ __ ] a lot of subs i
18:18
don't know how many yep
18:19
50 50 subs called tax deductible
18:24
dude i have to pay tax on it twice and
18:27
then twitch takes like fifty percent
18:29
poggers okay um i i wait that works out
18:32
to 90 percent
18:35
uh [ __ ] pug
18:39
no mario make him braid his hair no
18:43
mario thank you for the 2000 bits by the
18:45
way and hell yeah
18:47
wait this is kind of like
18:51
rare i almost want to i almost want to
18:53
quickly check
18:54
i don't know whether i'm being entitled
18:56
right now but are we is the donation
18:58
thing
18:58
yeah because this usually doesn't happen
19:04
because sometimes paypal just kind of
19:06
goofs up i'm just making sure no one's
19:08
sending money to the wrong place
19:10
have we [ __ ] something up
19:13
what'd it do i don't know we just
19:15
haven't seen anything yet but you guys
19:16
have been gifting a [ __ ] ton of subs
19:18
so i don't know i think there's a
19:19
problem that's what i mean donors are
19:20
getting refused
19:22
oh has my paypal been locked
19:25
do you thunk have i destroyed have i
19:28
[ __ ] broken it
19:30
hold on let's find out have i broken it
19:34
did i break it
19:37
i feel like i broke eat it did i break
19:40
it i didn't
19:41
oh
19:46
seven months pog
19:53
oh no
20:11
oh no
20:21
oh no
20:25
oh that's actually pretty bad
20:29
i'm just working out whether i can share
20:31
this to you
20:39
oh no
20:45
oh [ __ ] this is gonna be a pain in the
20:47
ass
20:49
oh my god wait it's just like
20:52
i don't think it's been hacked but i'll
20:55
show you what i'm looking at
21:00
that's what i'm looking at
21:05
oh no oh
21:08
no
21:12
oh no oh no
21:17
what did i do what did i do
21:22
oh no oh no
21:27
they don't even give me a warning are
21:29
you kidding me
21:33
like just i didn't do anything oh [ __ ] i
21:35
feel like people just mass reported or
21:37
some [ __ ]
21:45
oh no
21:52
[Music]
21:54
[ __ ] this is bad this is pretty bad
21:58
i'd holy [ __ ] i didn't know they could
22:00
just do that
22:02
holy [ __ ] that ain't two months pog you
22:06
oh hell yeah thanks
22:10
what the [ __ ] what do i even dude
22:14
this wasn't an issue i'd expect to have
22:17
while [ __ ]
22:18
streaming what the [ __ ]
22:22
i used it yes oh no
22:31
oh this is actually quite bad
22:35
like a lot worse than i initially
22:37
thought
22:39
oh my [ __ ] god
22:44
oh no
22:48
so i've just i just bought a plane
22:51
ticket
22:52
that has not gone through
22:55
and there is a chance that i could be
22:58
like
22:59
like [ __ ] deported freddie ray hey
23:03
freddie buddy this is a bad
23:07
uh time you want to do sad boy makeup
23:11
hours
23:11
what the [ __ ]
23:15
oh that's bad that's bad
23:19
hey i gotta ask that you don't donate
23:21
for a while
23:22
that's nuts
23:26
holy [ __ ] i gotta like call paypal or
23:28
some [ __ ]
23:29
that's [ __ ] insane i didn't they
23:32
didn't
23:32
like what they don't they don't say what
23:34
i did some of your products or services
23:37
are in violation did paypal ban like
23:39
streaming
23:41
i don't have any products what you can
23:44
know
23:44
oh dude call them i can't just call them
23:47
deported finn
23:48
i mean i i can't go to like germany i
23:50
was gonna go see marisa
23:52
um but if this doesn't go through and
23:55
i'm flying out in like two days
23:57
then this is bad holy [ __ ]
24:00
can i really it doesn't even say you can
24:02
do anything about it it legitimately
24:04
just goes like
24:06
uh you're [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
24:11
it doesn't say what i did acceptable use
24:13
policy what does it say that i did all
24:15
right chat we're going to figure out
24:17
it doesn't i can't there's no link it
24:19
says there's a link that i can go to but
24:21
there is no link
24:24
that's so dumb acceptable use policy
24:27
where is the acceptable use policy what
24:29
the [ __ ]
24:29
it keeps linking to acceptable use
24:31
policy
24:33
acceptable use policy paypal let's find
24:35
out what it is
24:36
let's find out what i did wrong what did
24:38
i do honestly
24:40
uh call them right now in the stream if
24:41
you have to
24:43
i'm finding out what i did because
24:45
there's a chance every now and then
24:47
some like big ass company
24:51
okay apparently it's because of uh right
24:54
so here's what it could be acceptable
24:56
use policy
24:57
let me let's read it let's read why i
24:59
got banned real quick also why is this
25:00
not working certainly
25:02
okay watch this this is what it could be
25:05
um right what the [ __ ]
25:08
dude why are you not working now
25:13
okay well i'll click it manually all
25:15
right prohibited activities
25:17
right i have been selling narcotics
25:20
steroids are
25:21
the drug paraphernalia that is pretty
25:24
that honestly
25:25
uh yeah but they don't know about that
25:28
so that's fine
25:29
um what the [ __ ]
25:33
i'm guessing like the account got like
25:36
like bought reported or some [ __ ]
25:38
cause like that's [ __ ] nuts drugs
25:41
finn well they don't know
25:43
what am i supposed to they don't know
25:44
that i'm a an international hitman what
25:46
the [ __ ]
25:47
um
25:51
pyramid schemes or ponzi schemes i can
25:55
take that off i don't know what
25:56
they don't paypal are the worst with
25:57
this they didn't tell me they haven't
25:59
emailed me
26:00
they haven't said anything that like i
26:02
was [ __ ] did wrong
26:04
what is this this is so odd
26:07
i'm dude hit woman this is just a joke
26:09
dude it's not even a meme this is
26:11
genuinely something that popped up
26:12
i was like it's really quite rare that
26:14
we don't like
26:17
dude this is weird because like
26:20
oh dude they really didn't email me at
26:22
all
26:23
that's [ __ ] nuts can they just do
26:26
that what the [ __ ]
26:27
my whole ass my own business dude
26:30
paypal let's see four months pog uw
26:34
tears didn't email me at all zero
26:37
warning
26:38
just you're banned forever what the [ __ ]
26:43
what legitimately like today the last
26:47
thing they emailed me was like how to
26:48
[ __ ] like a ad hey how to make an
26:51
invoice
26:52
what the [ __ ] what'd i do i didn't do it
26:55
i didn't do anything oh that's so
26:57
annoying anyway okay i i don't [ __ ]
26:59
know
27:00
paypal support page there isn't one
27:02
every time it just links me to what i
27:03
did wrong
27:04
write them an email
27:07
check council chat um uh
27:11
why is this like a thing that pops up
27:12
right now
27:19
wait seems like other streamers are
27:23
having this problem
27:26
oh huh not that i feel better than other
27:30
people having the same problem
27:32
but
27:38
apparently it's a thing but this was
27:41
part of the
27:42
posted a day ago what the [ __ ]
27:46
thanks for the [ __ ] subs i'll be able
27:48
to
27:49
feed my seven children now i don't know
27:51
whether it was just
27:53
paypal
27:57
what the [ __ ]
28:03
this is so odd
28:07
this is so odd i d
28:13
dude this is one of the [ __ ] like
28:16
yeah this is nothing all it is is like a
28:19
you know those you know once you google
28:20
a problem and it's a forum post and all
28:22
the replies like i'm also having this
28:24
problem i'm also having this problem i'm
28:25
also in this problem
28:26
and there's no response it's that it's
28:28
that exact thing it's just a bunch of
28:30
people saying like
28:31
yeah hey hey pal can you [ __ ] help
28:34
and no one's helping
28:34
hey thanks for extra five gifted
28:37
substitute
28:40
this is bad oh i forgot this chair's
28:44
broken
28:45
i i forgot about it i
28:48
i keep forgetting that this chair's so
28:50
incredibly [ __ ] broke
28:52
so what do i do well
28:56
ah do you want to do
28:59
i heard my neck crack there do you want
29:01
to do some [ __ ]
29:03
ah do you want god you want
29:06
you want you want to do what you want
29:14
you want to do some makeup you want to
29:15
do some fun times you want to do
29:16
something
29:17
happy fun times no donation stream you
29:19
want to do some fun
29:20
call a lawyer i don't have a lawyer i
29:22
should probably get a lawyer
29:24
maybe i should get a lawyer or an
29:28
accountant
29:28
or [ __ ] an adult maybe i should get
29:31
an adult
29:32
oh okay give me a second by the way
29:35
look at this impressive ass sit up oh
29:38
i couldn't hold that for long okay
29:42
right i forgot his chest so incredibly
29:46
broke i can't even lean back on it
29:48
six months pog i can't even rest in
29:50
princess
29:52
okay right i'll do some happy fun time
29:54
makeup
29:56
oh god defeat i finally gave something
29:58
for the for the feet people
30:01
lawyer lawyer cosplay could i cosplay as
30:04
a financial advisor
30:06
that'd be good use a different chair no
30:09
i
30:09
don't care enough too hey thanks for all
30:12
the gifted subs boys
30:14
it really does make me feel a lot better
30:16
um
30:17
yeah i don't know where this is
30:23
that's so odd i guess this is just a
30:26
problem now
30:28
um okay the thing is i
30:31
dude calling paypal is the absolute
30:34
worst thing
30:35
because you get four it's like [ __ ] it's
30:38
like an hour at minimum
30:39
you can say like oh hey hey boys uh make
30:42
up for some times take my 11th month sub
30:47
you won it
30:48
oh holy [ __ ] hey disney hey [ __ ] you
30:51
fun times makeup you can call paypal and
30:53
just ask them what time it is and
30:54
they'll take you five hours through five
30:56
different employees
30:57
that they're the work they have the
30:58
worst customer service of ever of any
31:00
company i've ever heard of
31:02
i've they're they're terrible they
31:04
really are
31:07
go call them full i it's not going to
31:09
get fixed today
31:10
it's i just know i've had problems with
31:13
paypal before
31:15
there's nothing you can do use cash app
31:18
uh
31:20
just send me a direct bank transfer dude
31:23
you want to donate with uh credit with
31:25
your parents credit card
31:26
oh man it helps do you think it's
31:28
because i keep
31:29
joking about being a murderer serial
31:31
killer and having guns
31:33
and then um or having bb guns paypal has
31:36
seen that
31:37
and then they've gone oh no no we don't
31:40
like that
31:41
or maybe they were just scared of that i
31:44
was gonna steal that girl
31:46
i'm looking at you elon musk who
31:49
invented who the [ __ ] owns paypal now
31:52
who owns paypal i have no idea who owns
31:56
paypal but i want to know so i can [ __ ]
31:57
their wife
31:59
um i'm not helping myself much here am i
32:05
ebay who owns ebay i mean a guy ebay is
32:08
not a dude
32:09
[ __ ] ebay smith what's his name i
32:12
want his name i want his address i
32:13
wanted seven manchester united wife
32:15
and then cess mercy wing two they think
32:18
you're money laundering
32:19
that makes a lot of sense in all
32:21
fairness
32:24
i just never thought they'd find out to
32:25
be honest about the um
32:28
various empire that i've built up yeah
32:31
you know i i kind of get it i think it's
32:33
just because like there's so many people
32:34
donating from random places they're just
32:36
like
32:37
two months and many more money mommy's
32:39
credit card doesn't have a limit
32:42
how dare you donate me so much money and
32:45
from so many different locations
32:47
that i've been [ __ ] banned by paypal
32:49
for money laundering
32:51
my god dude
32:56
guys you got been banned from paypal for
32:58
money laundering i don't like this
33:03
uh this is too big to ignore
33:06
it's not really i mean you can still get
33:09
like
33:10
it's not like actually a big deal i know
33:12
i i know paypal they're [ __ ]
33:14
just like this sometimes i've it's not
33:17
even like
33:18
a thing that bothers me too much knowing
33:20
as long as you know what the issue is
33:22
where did that go
33:24
didn't i have a hairband did that fall
33:25
off when i fell out my chair
33:28
like i've had so many issues with paypal
33:30
they're genuinely just a kind of hot
33:31
garbage company that you've just got to
33:32
deal with sometimes
33:33
where did that go out of hell a hairband
33:35
and everything what the [ __ ]
33:38
what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is that okay [ __ ]
33:40
it random other hairband
33:43
sufferings from success dj khaled the
33:46
best me
33:46
the best channel meme yet lost income
33:50
there's no like as long as you guys
33:52
aren't [ __ ]
33:53
donating i don't lose anything what you
33:55
think i can't stream for free
33:58
well i mean
34:02
i mean [ __ ] it's just paypal being kind
34:05
of [ __ ]
34:06
finn was the shady in the shady side of
34:09
streaming
34:10
they finally know they've paypal finally
34:12
found out what i did for a living
34:14
i want to get rid of the link yeah i'll
34:17
get rid of it real quick
34:18
kind of sucks i don't know what the
34:19
[ __ ] um
34:22
i don't know what the thing is okay i'm
34:24
getting rid of the link
34:27
for now
34:29
[Music]
34:31
okay submit there we go i took away the
34:34
image i didn't take away the image i
34:35
took away the link it doesn't link to
34:37
anything
34:38
uh [ __ ]
34:41
hold on i gotta change the description
34:44
uh how will i correct you if you're
34:47
wrong if i can't do a donut message
34:51
uh [ __ ] hi [ __ ] i guess
34:56
paypal [ __ ]
35:00
um let me like quickly make a notes
35:14
document
35:18
oh damn guys go check the go check the
35:21
thing
35:22
oh holy [ __ ] thanks for these 20 gifted
35:23
subs go check go check the uh go check
35:26
what the dono
35:27
thing says
35:30
just quickly just quickly give it a
35:32
check just give it a give it a once over
35:33
i feel like i've uh
35:34
i i've named it pretty descriptively
35:36
well now do you like it now is it good
35:39
i think i like it a lot
35:42
i think i like it a lot pog very pog
35:44
champ
35:45
yes
35:50
holy [ __ ] paypal knows you killed very
35:52
appropriate paypal freaking banned me
35:54
paypal freaking banned me from money
35:56
laundering
36:02
oh well well i'll use my own paypal i'll
36:07
[ __ ]
36:08
i'll invent my own paypal i'll use
36:10
x.x.com
36:12
elon musk who's the dude that made ebay
36:15
i got a word with him i gotta [ __ ]
36:16
talk to that poor lad
36:20
i gotta talk to that lad
36:26
paypal oh damn it could have been that
36:29
maybe this is
36:30
maybe oh [ __ ] goggle freaks thank you
36:31
dude maybe maybe it was a um thanks for
36:34
10 gifted subs
36:35
it's kind of nuts because 10 gifted subs
36:36
like fifty dollars and it's so hard to
36:38
know
36:39
but thank you um the yeah no maybe they
36:42
ban me for um
36:44
sexual services because i'm just that
36:45
attractive call
36:47
people today yeah oh well i think they
36:50
have 24-hour service but i'm not
36:52
entirely sure um
36:55
they sometimes they're just kind of
36:56
shitty with that but
37:01
they're just not great they're an
37:03
international company i think they have
37:04
24-hour service
37:06
i'll do it later i think this is going
37:08
to be this is going to be an uh no
37:10
no no don't stream though you guys are
37:12
not allowed to um
37:14
you guys are not allowed to give me any
37:16
money please this might be the one time
37:19
this might be the one time i uh thinned
37:22
on uh i don't finn dumb during a stream
37:26
i won't have the whip out bruh you can
37:29
put ukraine
37:30
katy perry on repeat if you right click
37:33
on the video and click
37:35
loop oh [ __ ] yeah
37:38
that's cool wait i can just play the
37:40
real katy perry
37:42
i'm doing this for free now i'm not
37:43
making any money what's the point i'll
37:45
just [ __ ]
37:46
i'll just [ __ ] dmca myself i don't
37:48
know
37:53
who cares anymore it's like the joker i
37:56
[ __ ]
38:00
i'll be i'm just gonna become the twitch
38:02
joker now i'll be playing dmca
38:03
everything i'll copyright myself
38:05
into oblivion today's streams of tmco
38:08
stream
38:09
is there texas [ __ ] i'm for bits okay
38:11
you know i'll take i'll turn on
38:12
text-to-speech for bits
38:13
because we'll we'll make do with what
38:15
we've got okay
38:17
um streamlabs there we go okay
38:20
so bits i'll turn on uh alert settings
38:24
donator message
38:28
enable text to speech minimum amount to
38:30
read we'll do the same 300 bits
38:33
volume get it back to normal
38:37
[ __ ] god three months pog there we go
38:40
okay
38:40
someone try it out someone try out uh
38:42
donating 300 bits
38:46
try it out can you just quickly try it
38:49
out for me please no other reason it's
38:51
an experiment
38:51
for science you guys like science right
38:56
then give me money you guys like science
38:59
right
39:00
raid huh no raid is this still freddy's
39:04
money laundering did i miss something
39:06
yes
39:08
bits are more expensive by the way are
39:09
they i swear it's like
39:14
that was 100 i said 300 how much is 300
39:17
bits am i done did i just not know how
39:19
to use bits
39:20
am i done how much is how much is 100
39:23
bits
39:24
can someone tell me i don't feel like i
39:26
know how much a bid is
39:35
you didn't put a message 300 bits is
39:38
like three pounds
39:39
i got it right then one dollar then then
39:42
then they're less expensive
39:45
and they're less exp oh [ __ ] i don't
39:47
care
39:49
we have the power why why why why
39:52
why lll here we go
39:56
donations are now enabled but twitch
39:58
can't pay me
39:59
[ __ ] that's so insane
40:04
well my god
40:10
and take my bitties oh don't don't don't
40:14
say it like that
40:16
don't say don't say it like that that
40:18
makes it sound bad
40:22
that makes it sound gross how about now
40:24
you sound like paper
40:25
100 grin pie very cool
40:30
that guy's a smart guy that guy knows
40:32
all about quantum physics and [ __ ]
40:36
here's your bit finally a rick and morty
40:39
level intelligence person in my chat
40:42
thank you for the bit i don't know what
40:45
bits even mean
40:46
it's so hard 300 bits equals four four
40:49
twenty dollars
40:50
ask for this and you shall receive hell
40:53
yes
40:56
then it's like a little bit ah [ __ ] it
40:58
okay it's fine
40:59
that's that's what it is three months
41:04
subscribed
41:06
hell yeah six more and we have a child
41:12
it would be such a bad idea for you to
41:14
make a new paypal with an old email
41:17
i don't know i don't really want to test
41:19
them on uh
41:20
how easy it would be for them to ban me
41:22
because let's say i make another one an
41:24
old email
41:25
and then they're like oh we gotta ban
41:27
you again what uh you're never getting
41:28
unbanned why because you bannovated your
41:30
fault again
41:31
so you know because that happens on like
41:33
every other platform so i don't really
41:35
want to [ __ ]
41:36
i don't know i don't want to [ __ ] with
41:38
them to be real with you
41:40
um there is there are scary people
41:44
they they do not care about the about
41:47
you
41:47
about me so it's fine bannon banner
41:50
version is definitely tos
41:51
tian yeah it's so weird to hear tos in
41:55
any other form than twitch
41:56
maybe i am a simp don't bounce exactly
42:02
dude the amount of times paypal has like
42:04
locked my account and then i call them
42:06
boys let's give her little bitties been
42:08
like at least five times
42:11
at least five times they just like
42:13
there's no i swear to god they never
42:15
check in their system
42:16
like for anything they've just got a bot
42:19
that does it
42:20
it's nuts
42:24
like no matter how many times i've
42:25
submitted my id
42:28
bad company who is it i want to know who
42:31
the [ __ ] owner
42:32
alexa who owns ebay
42:36
tickle bitties
42:49
hello f1 and nthis ith paypal customer
42:53
service thank you for reading out to uth
42:57
we will make every effort to help you
43:00
joking get rekt nerd la la la la la la
43:03
lolo 77 trillion 777 billion 777
43:09
million 777 000 777
43:13
good [ __ ] timing dan shulman
43:18
dan shulman wow dan shulman
43:21
how dare you do this to me dan shulman
43:24
i'm upset dan shulman
43:29
dan shulman sounds like he's a breaking
43:30
bad character i don't know what else to
43:32
call that
43:33
there's like jeff bezos which is like
43:35
you could write a novel about him and
43:37
he'd be like the main villain
43:39
but you know what maybe it's because i
43:40
constantly insult the platforms that i'm
43:42
on i still have yet to insult susan
43:44
wojcicki
43:45
but you know maybe it's that maybe
43:49
that's why they don't like me
43:52
because i keep insulting them personally
43:54
i don't even insult the platform i
43:55
insult
43:56
the ceos personally they know about me
43:59
bits of what
44:00
can you set a bit skull holy [ __ ] can we
44:04
hold on let's try it um
44:12
have you tried sending your bitties to
44:14
paypal
44:15
thin bitty inspectors are watching yeah
44:18
that that would get me banned
44:19
that would do it i think okay let me try
44:22
and find what the
44:23
how do i do this okay that what's up
44:24
boys
44:26
uh okay end goal there we go because
44:30
that one was done for a while
44:31
uh let's do let's add and then a
44:35
bit goal holy [ __ ] i can
44:38
what do you want it to be chat chat
44:40
quickly go
44:41
give me a big goal i want a big goal i
44:43
was wondering if you remember me
44:45
and by the way you didn't congratulate
44:47
me on
44:49
our baby i'm so sorry the
44:52
the it i the baby was swapped at birth
44:56
i lost it called paypal goal
44:59
i don't know what the bit [ __ ] i gotta
45:00
times everything by a hundred um
45:04
it's a thousand bits times a hundred
45:06
hundred thousand hp w do you give this
45:09
a thousand am i doing this right what is
45:12
this
45:13
well i don't know uh let's let's try and
45:16
make a thousand dollars from bits
45:17
that's that's going to be the goal i
45:19
don't know what it's going to be yet but
45:20
so let's do this here
45:22
since many of the council have gone on
45:24
hiatus for various reasons we
45:28
have started recruitment please welcome
45:30
the two newest members
45:32
of the mega simp council mr underscore
45:35
mustache and little chassiu
45:39
the two new members into the mega
45:41
council good [ __ ]
45:43
okay what should the [ __ ] thing be i
45:46
want a chat i need some
45:47
i need something for the goal to be for
45:49
for a hundred thousand bits
45:51
what should the goal be for a hundred
45:52
thousand bits
45:54
oh no wait 69 420 holy [ __ ] okay it's
45:58
69 420. sorry it's not gonna be a
46:00
hundred thousand but it's gonna be 69
46:02
420 it's gonna be less just because
46:03
that's perfect opportunity
46:05
are bits better or worse for you than
46:08
paypal don't know wise percentage-wise
46:09
uh they're worse however paypal has
46:12
banned me
46:13
for money laundering so uh
46:16
until that's sorted this is what we're
46:17
doing um
46:19
so what should it be
46:23
what should the goal be for bunker hell
46:26
yeah
46:38
jesus christ mustache welcome to the
46:41
mega council welcome to the mega sim
46:43
council dude holy [ __ ] oh
46:46
oh my god okay i need a regular oh dude
46:50
oh is this on yes hello hello hello
46:53
by the way i put rose's gift in the mail
46:56
today
46:57
i hope it gets there before the 30th
47:00
look for a rectangular box held shut
47:02
with tape
47:06
okay that's cool it should get there for
47:09
the 30th then if you posted it now
47:10
if you post it now it should definitely
47:12
get there even if you ship it from like
47:14
america
47:15
uh okay what should it be chose fake
47:17
bob's i can't do that
47:18
course it for a month how no
47:22
i mean [ __ ] it's not too bad but it's
47:24
still bad
47:27
um i can add i'll [ __ ] do you want to
47:30
add a week to the course at week
47:32
course pal is broken how do you throw
47:35
money at f1 nn
47:36
now kappa holy [ __ ] okay this works
47:39
hold on i need to do this quickly hold
47:41
on oh damn
47:43
[ __ ] it why not bikini stream okay we'll
47:45
do it we'll do it
47:50
demon jinx what the [ __ ] thank you for
47:53
the
47:53
[ __ ] is i is that the first time
47:56
you've
47:57
thank you all right bikini stream i'm
47:59
not
48:00
i'm [ __ ] i'll wear a bikini
48:03
we all know you don't do laundry also
48:06
eight months
48:06
this has not worked the way that i've
48:09
wrote it to work
48:10
yeah that didn't work at all okay six
48:14
nine four twenty uh
48:17
bikini uh starting about zero [ __ ]
48:21
uh oh five [ __ ]
48:24
14 20 21 shut up and take my bits
48:29
am i stupid why is it doing that
48:33
it's not like started
48:37
there we go okay i did it there we go it
48:39
started there we go i did it i did the
48:41
thing
48:43
was the smp [ __ ] thing there the
48:45
entire time or am i just disabled it by
48:47
accident
48:50
oh i did no wait what
48:53
oh that's it i do my streamlabs is a
48:57
mess
48:59
it doesn't even say bits though it just
49:01
says [ __ ] okay it's in bits
49:03
i guess that's in bits now that there we
49:05
go done [ __ ]
49:06
i i don't know what else to do okay
49:07
right let's do this next thing i'm doing
49:09
is contour
49:11
what about a rose calendar with
49:12
different outfits
49:15
for a small goal i don't know dude a
49:18
calendar is so much
49:19
i know account is like the most asked
49:22
for thing
49:23
but it's so much work it's doing 12
49:25
different photo shoots it's
49:26
nuts um it would genuinely be so goddamn
49:30
hard
49:30
i'm down to do it but i don't know when
49:35
not a clue when slash
49:38
i don't know it might happen one day
49:43
maybe maybe maybe a day maybe one day
49:48
holy [ __ ] i haven't done makeup in like
49:49
three whole days use the old photo
49:51
shoots
49:52
i posted every photo from them in one
49:55
way or another every single photo shoot
49:57
uh every single one has been uh out
49:59
there
50:01
i mean yeah no there's not a ton else i
50:04
could do plus they don't have to be
50:05
themed
50:06
that'd be [ __ ] difficult
50:10
that would be real hard it'll be real
50:13
real hard
50:14
calendar pog sub still seems super loud
50:19
wear a skirt for a mont but you are not
50:21
allowed to take it off
50:24
what what
50:28
how would i shower how am i going to
50:31
shower
50:32
yay bit more i saved when you called me
50:35
by my chosen name which is lexi thanks
50:37
for being my hero rose
50:40
oh i mean [ __ ] it that's like uh
50:44
you know only polite okay
50:47
i put way too much contour on like right
50:50
there
50:52
is that too much that feels like it's
50:54
tub s-t-r-e-a-m-m-m
50:57
i'm gonna blend that a little bit more
51:01
oh that's [ __ ] i what is it three
51:05
days
51:05
three days without doing makeup and now
51:07
you kind of like
51:08
goof immediately okay that's fine i
51:11
don't care enough
51:15
okay so oh my god bit too much yeah how
51:17
would i shout how are you gonna [ __ ]
51:19
how am i gonna take how am i gonna piss
51:21
how am i gonna do anything
51:23
i can't just wear a s wear a skirt
51:25
forever
51:26
um i think we've got dude
51:29
okay stove will probably tell you all
51:32
what the
51:33
plan is i don't know what the schedule's
51:34
like wait can we get someone that can do
51:37
like photo shoot stuff or photo shoot
51:40
photoshop
51:41
to kind of make a timeline can we get
51:43
someone to make a timeline of what i'm
51:45
doing with goals so i can overlay it on
51:47
the screen
51:48
so it's going to be like [ __ ] it's
51:50
going to be like
51:52
you know go month in this bracket you
51:54
know bracket there on the timeline on
51:55
the avengers timeline
51:57
universe thing then it's going to be the
51:59
bob's or something and then whatever
52:00
else i've forgotten about
52:02
what's your why size i don't know uh
52:04
without paypal do you have enough money
52:06
to uh
52:07
in your bank to pay your bills yeah yeah
52:08
no i'm fine don't worry
52:10
don't worry about me fam it's just it's
52:13
fine
52:13
i've lost a little bit of money from it
52:15
being in there but i can still
52:17
no i didn't i didn't even lose anything
52:18
it's fine i wouldn't worry about me fam
52:20
i'm doing fine
52:26
i am i'm not in any danger of uh losing
52:29
my home
52:30
because paypal goes down for one stream
52:33
and i cannot be paid as much as james
52:34
charles
52:35
it's fine oh i can cope for now
52:37
obviously you know
52:39
when the when the brand new makeup uh
52:41
finster x morphe palette comes out then
52:44
you know that's when i'm raking home the
52:46
the big bucks but for now it's fine
52:48
i don't mind it
52:53
when whenever we make the pixel palette
52:55
dude i'm gonna do it
52:56
i'm gonna do it pierce your nips for a
52:58
goal no
53:01
no definitely not what colors toothbrush
53:03
purple i used to have a green one and
53:05
then marisa [ __ ] used it
53:07
before i got to use it i took out the
53:08
toothbrush put in the thing and she
53:10
[ __ ] used it thinking it was hers and
53:11
i saw her using i was like you dumb
53:13
you dumb [ __ ] you dumb stupid you dumb
53:16
stupid [ __ ]
53:17
i threw it away uh but i bought two of
53:19
them so it's fine
53:20
and now it's purple pixel palette it's
53:23
gonna happen
53:25
that number keeps going up which one it
53:28
doesn't say what the goal is
53:30
i don't know the bit skulls then this is
53:31
so odd you have two months of government
53:33
you have three months of one week bobs
53:35
you have basically
53:36
five months of things to schedule
53:42
[ __ ] please can you measure your white
53:46
circumference
53:47
um yeah i used to have one out there
53:50
there's there's a measurement in the
53:51
discord i think i am a fan boy because
53:53
of you
53:54
generally but that's not with me in a
53:57
corset in it
53:57
so basically whatever the discord says
54:00
kind of take away like an inch i guess
54:01
or two i don't know how much of course
54:03
it takes down
54:12
is so loud it doesn't sound that loud to
54:14
me am i done
54:16
okay let me um let me take it away a bit
54:21
where does this work no [ __ ]
54:27
i should be able to turn it down hold on
54:29
subscriptions
54:32
wait is it when they're gifted or is it
54:33
when then are the normal ones allowed
54:37
because they're all the same volume
54:43
i think
54:47
oh when they're gifted they're louder
54:52
i don't know when it is when is it too
54:54
loud
54:55
it's the alert sound oh dude i don't
54:57
even know they're one in the same i
54:59
can't even change it
55:01
i'll just gonna turn the whole thing
55:02
down by like a decimal
55:04
there we go two walks you need okay
55:08
fine [ __ ] i need a timeline i need i
55:10
need a timeline
55:11
i need like stuffed stuff and uh disney
55:14
or [ __ ]
55:15
someone loud noises thank you
55:19
it's not that loud for me okay
55:22
uh that's the wrong [ __ ] side of the
55:25
brush
55:28
all right also chassis you and i can put
55:30
a timeline together but you might want
55:32
to have input into it lul
55:35
why i don't think i should
55:38
need input i i trust you tonight maybe
55:42
as a goal you could mount a pole and do
55:44
some pole dancing
55:47
i really did that sorry i mean not
55:49
already did that i already did that goal
55:51
it's gonna happen
55:51
i just haven't haven't done it yet
55:54
because i [ __ ] haven't drilled into
55:55
my roof yet
55:56
i am so [ __ ] nervous to get on that
55:59
goddamn pole
56:00
it is like just friction to the roof and
56:03
i
56:04
like if you kick the bottom of it with a
56:06
very small amount of force mind you
56:08
that thing is coming down hard whether
56:10
you want it
56:11
i don't want to do it if i wear heels
56:13
and [ __ ] it'll probably be fine as long
56:15
as i don't kick it it's fine it's all
56:16
good
56:17
on your windows calendar you can write
56:19
notes on dates sometimes fun
56:21
i don't have to do that though i just
56:22
wanted as a png that i can put up on the
56:24
screen
56:26
i wanna i wanna be able to show you guys
56:28
what the plan is for the future like
56:30
a road map of also it would be good for
56:33
me to know what the [ __ ] going on
56:36
ask someone someone ask him a donor
56:38
question
56:39
you mean the [ __ ] you mean the bits
56:42
donation you mean
56:44
because the donut push [ __ ] uh paypal
56:47
has banned me for life because of money
56:49
laundering oh but [ __ ] god
56:50
thanks for the thanks for the thousand
56:52
bits while they're infinite
56:54
so for an example we didn't know
56:55
anything about your uh real life plans
56:58
how many how many days i needed between
56:59
recording days oh
57:01
okay fair enough
57:04
i don't know i i mean i don't know
57:08
usually a video takes like two days
57:11
that's
57:12
pretty much like that maybe i'll give
57:14
you some input
57:16
oh my god i read something in chat that
57:19
i shouldn't have read
57:20
holy [ __ ] that was a pickup line
57:23
you know who you are if you if you're
57:25
the one that did it but my god that was
57:27
dark
57:28
okay done that done this now
57:32
no it's contour time wait paypal banned
57:33
you i just got here yeah so paypal have
57:35
like um
57:37
permanently locked my account because of
57:39
the uh [ __ ] they think i am
57:41
laundering money
57:42
that's aside from how funny that i don't
57:45
care i need stripper pole streams
57:51
wait what oh i don't care any struggle
57:54
i don't care down bad you got a smiling
57:57
face
57:58
it's gonna happen i'm gonna do it i want
58:01
to learn
58:01
i think it's easy i think i can do it
58:03
pretty easily i don't know why
58:04
everyone's thinking about it like oh
58:06
you know thing can never do this
58:08
athletic thing no dude
58:10
i'm athletic i can do flips and [ __ ]
58:12
dude i don't know why pole dancing
58:14
everyone thinks it's so hard and i've
58:16
already demonstrated that i'm really
58:17
good at it anyway so i don't know why we
58:19
can put it
58:20
together after stream and you can post
58:22
it to discord or something
58:25
right to d oh god to discord but then
58:29
everyone else will know
58:30
then i can't make small changes to it oh
58:32
[ __ ] there he looking real cute
58:35
what's your name in deep voice my name
58:38
is felix
58:41
you [ __ ] i wish the text to speech
58:43
accepted uh
58:44
things like that it could do like a um
58:47
a different voice depending it switches
58:50
to the american voice
58:55
uh how's marisa maurice is great she's
58:57
like she's just chilling in germany
58:59
she's like
58:59
uh just getting a new apartment all set
59:01
up it's pretty good she's been having
59:02
fun
59:07
she's got a [ __ ] coca-cola fridge my
59:09
god i'm jealous dude
59:10
when i was moving into this place i
59:12
wanted to get a red bull fridge because
59:13
i drank red bull so much
59:15
i was like yeah it'd be dope to have
59:16
like a red ball fridge i mean it would
59:18
be dope still to have a rebel fridge
59:20
but then i realized i don't want to
59:21
drink red bull as much as i do
59:23
because it's probably really bad for you
59:27
and everyone was saying it's really bad
59:28
for you and
59:29
i sorry stop doing it but i stopped i
59:32
stopped taking as much red bull
59:35
my dosage has lowered i've replaced it
59:38
with a water
59:39
because i'm cool because i am nice
59:42
uh dean the spartan uh stream idea make
59:45
fun of paypal and watch media share
59:47
i can't even do media share because it's
59:49
through paypal
59:50
you did judo d-i-d-n-t you
59:54
hope you remember how to break fall if
59:56
you're doing the poll
59:58
yeah no i i know how it's i dude [ __ ]
60:02
congratulations on knowing some deep
60:04
lore about me what the [ __ ]
60:05
how'd you know that [ __ ] when did i ever
60:08
say that i did judo
60:09
when did i ever tell anyone that just
60:12
make it a beer fridge
60:14
i don't drink much beer either that's
60:17
the that's the thing i don't really have
60:18
much that i um
60:19
i really do the law how do you know this
60:23
about me
60:24
how do you i i don't remember saying to
60:26
anyone that i did judo
60:28
i might have done but did i judo isn't a
60:31
real martial art
60:34
how dare you judo is very much a real
60:36
martial i will have you know i was a
60:39
i don't remember what belt i was i was i
60:40
was medium of judo i was not great at it
60:43
but it was fun
60:51
you did at some point that an immune
60:53
twitch stalker lol
60:55
yeah that's dude i don't remember when
60:58
the [ __ ] i said that
61:00
that's nuts you ever seen that guy that
61:02
interviews uh like famous
61:04
uh hollywood people or like rappers and
61:06
[ __ ] a lot that's like a lot of clips of
61:07
him with him and like rappers and [ __ ]
61:09
he'll like say some like deep thing from
61:11
the
61:11
some deep law from their past and
61:13
they'll be so incredibly shocked
61:16
that about like the fact that this
61:18
random guy knew that
61:19
it's like some like their best friend
61:22
once told them
61:22
[ __ ] this one line and somehow that this
61:26
guy found out about it
61:28
everyone's super impressed by it it's
61:30
like that
61:31
you like that guy where's my thing
61:39
judo is cuddling with extra judo is
61:41
cuddling with extra stamps
61:47
oh my god i can't do that anymore i
61:49
can't lean back on my chair anymore
61:51
judo is cuddling with extra steps judo
61:54
is very forcibly cuddling someone
61:56
it's it's that judo is great for when uh
61:59
for when someone says they don't want to
62:00
cuddle but you really do
62:05
god okay let's do eyebrows one sec
62:13
does phenomenally get it does fin ever
62:15
get sorry it's a bit sauce
62:17
uh does funny get any suspect gifts yes
62:20
a lot of the time actually no it's been
62:23
all right recently hasn't it
62:24
i used to quite a lot and now i it's
62:26
been okay
62:29
weirdly enough they're like really sus
62:30
gifts there's only been like one in the
62:32
past like
62:33
while
62:36
so no i don't know i i don't get them
62:38
too much i've definitely got a few but
62:40
it hasn't happened recently
62:46
holy [ __ ] that's nutty actually i didn't
62:48
think about that
62:51
raid oh god rascal raid i don't know who
62:54
this is
62:55
al alfsom rasca pog
62:58
uh i expect that it might change in the
63:00
birthday stream oh god
63:02
stef what have you sent me
63:07
what have you sent me stuff there's in
63:10
all fairness i haven't opened po box
63:11
packages in a while
63:13
but it re every time i do a po box
63:15
package opening it really does feel like
63:17
idubbbz kickstarter [ __ ] oh no the
63:19
the
63:20
what does he call that series or what
63:22
did he call that series
63:24
the um awful unboxings some [ __ ] like
63:27
that
63:27
it really does feel like that sometimes
63:30
every now and then bad unboxing
63:32
there we go
63:35
bad unboxing yeah it does i am glad that
63:38
they removed a ton of the botted
63:40
followers now
63:41
they removed all of them i think they
63:43
might be like maybe a couple
63:45
thousand but i think they've removed all
63:47
of them
63:48
i think there's like maybe no i
63:52
they might have got all of them yeah
63:55
hold on let me see
63:56
let's find out finster let's see i don't
63:59
think it's affected anything if you
64:00
bought all like boys make sure that if
64:02
you were unfollowed by accident
64:04
uh that you follow again but yeah i
64:06
think it's fine
64:09
look at this [ __ ] i lost um i lost 280
64:12
000 followers yesterday do you want to
64:14
see my follower count drop again
64:16
500k oh it's a beautiful sight
64:22
hey we're about to hit 300 000. pretty
64:25
dope pretty dope
64:28
ready for the algorithm to tank you i
64:30
can't wait i can't wait
64:36
twitch is real good with stuff like that
64:39
they're so great
64:40
twitch never really takes away the
64:42
botted subs they you've just got to kind
64:43
of wait for them to do it so
64:45
we hit a million followers and then
64:47
twitch decided to do something about it
64:50
think you should set up cameras in your
64:52
house and live stream it 24
64:55
7. i've thought about it
64:59
there okay i've not thought about
65:01
streaming forever 24 7
65:03
coming up what about that twitch baby
65:05
also chatted you know you can sub for
65:07
free using
65:08
twitch yes you can prime it's basically
65:10
free money
65:12
check if you've got a twitch prime in
65:13
use it on me um bienna i've thought
65:16
about setting up a camera like
65:17
downstairs in the living room like
65:19
because i was like i was kind of like
65:20
oh if i could press a button here and it
65:22
would go down to a wire and switch this
65:24
camera to the downstairs camera then i
65:26
could like make food on camera real
65:27
quick
65:28
you know it'd be real nice be kind of
65:29
nifty i had that idea and then i
65:31
realized how much work that would be to
65:32
set up
65:33
i'd need to get a giant hdmi cable that
65:35
only carry a really specific brand that
65:37
carries the signal that far
65:39
and i'd need to get a bunch of stuff
65:41
hook it up to the regular pc or i'd need
65:42
another laptop and at that point you
65:44
need to set up a server
65:45
that forwards all the data coming from a
65:47
web server into the laptop
65:48
or into the computer from the laptop or
65:51
you need to end the stream and then
65:52
start again down there or
65:53
[ __ ] you know simplest thing is to
65:55
just get a big old cable but [ __ ] my
65:57
god that's
65:58
even that's harder than you'd think you
66:01
still need to buy all like capture
66:02
devices and everything
66:05
i think the best thing to do would have
66:07
been um
66:10
a big hdmi a big hdmi from this to a
66:14
laptop downstairs that's always on
66:16
so i don't know it kind of worked out
66:20
when i was thinking about it more that
66:21
it's too much work
66:22
than it's worth so you could so you
66:25
could see me make a sandwich on stream
66:27
or grab a glass of water i don't think
66:29
it's worth it
66:31
i feel like you'd agree
66:36
unless me making it unless me getting a
66:38
glass of water is that interesting to
66:39
you and then at that point sure
66:42
scream capture ip cam you can use an ip
66:44
cam isn't that what i'm on about
66:47
why hdmi transmitter
66:52
to make a camera with a raspberry pi and
66:54
beam it over wi-fi
66:56
or like michael reeves yes or like that
66:59
oh holy [ __ ] thank you can't head mc
67:02
thanks for the ride
67:03
cone hanger braid conehead raid goonhead
67:06
red
67:11
oh my god
67:16
just set it up like a cctv system lul
67:21
yeah that's kind of the other option
67:24
but i feel like it'd be
67:28
a little bit weird if i had always on
67:30
cameras like all over my house
67:32
uh i feel like i'd be i'd be being
67:34
watched too much
67:36
and i'd be uncomfortable in my just
67:38
going about my daily life
67:39
you know how often it is that i get up
67:41
for i want a glass of water at night
67:43
and i just walk downstairs i don't
67:45
bother putting on any clothes or
67:46
anything like that
67:47
i couldn't do that anymore because i'd
67:48
be scared that i'd be live stream by
67:54
accident
67:56
and then uh everyone would find out
68:00
about my vagina so then then what you
68:03
know
68:07
then i'd be screwed
68:13
what i'm supposed to do them nude
68:15
sleepwalking it's not sleepwalking it's
68:16
just regular walking
68:18
at night
68:22
i want myself a glass of that yummy
68:24
night water
68:26
and i also don't want to put on uh
68:29
trousers to go and do it so i just go
68:31
get this night water
68:41
okay i think i'm done all right chat
68:44
i've done the base layer i've done i've
68:46
done the absolute
68:48
minimum of makeup okay i'm now kind of
68:50
done
68:51
now what unite now now it's kind of
68:53
where you decide what's going on now
68:55
uh this is where you decide what the
68:57
[ __ ] i'm gonna do with eyeshadow what
68:59
the [ __ ] i'm gonna do with the dress
69:00
but you guys have gotta come to a
69:02
reasonable decision on it we're gonna do
69:04
a poll for it
69:05
you gotta there's gonna be multiple
69:06
decisions on this you all have to be in
69:08
the right mindset in order to get this
69:10
done
69:11
you gotta pick a dress slash skirt out
69:13
you gotta pick an outfit and you gotta
69:15
pick a look
69:16
what do you wanna do what colors you
69:17
wanna use for eyeshadow is what we're
69:19
going to do at first that's the next
69:20
thing we're going to do
69:23
i believe in you
69:27
i okay i don't believe in you
69:31
but i have a reasonable expectation of
69:33
hope
69:38
there's a red dress there's [ __ ] and
69:40
there's
69:41
imagine that there is every dress every
69:43
every possible
69:45
every possible look is possible what are
69:48
options
69:48
anything besides purple eyeliner
69:52
because you're insane i'm going to take
69:55
the like five
69:56
most
70:00
please fake mirror on camera wait what
70:02
fake mirror on camera so we can see you
70:04
do your makeup
70:05
isn't that what i'm doing you can see me
70:08
doing the makeup
70:09
um okay
70:13
also my god we can do this camera
70:17
um thanks for the thousand bits
70:20
uh all right egg
70:23
yeah the goal's really dumb because it
70:25
doesn't like show
70:26
what the actual goal wireless is
70:30
on using hdmi
70:34
cool starburst eyeshadow
70:37
so just every color kind of a rainbow um
70:41
what do you think
70:45
pastel pink with eyeliner
70:48
okay so that's kind of like okay [ __ ] it
70:50
hold on well i'm get i'm getting i'm
70:52
getting a lot eyeshadow
70:54
remember you got to come to a conclusive
70:56
look with this you i want to see whether
70:57
we can hive mind the chat
70:59
uh
71:03
okay what are we thinking
71:07
so pastel pink [ __ ] i'll add in
71:09
rainbow
71:10
uh because a couple people have done
71:11
that nude
71:13
uh like kind of glammy nude um
71:17
latin just like a red
71:21
okay we'll add him red
71:29
and then for the fifth option we need a
71:31
good one
71:33
good morning f1 nn and chat how much is
71:36
dono gold
71:37
and bikini two months it's set to 69
71:41
420 but you can't tell because the bits
71:44
goal is dumb
71:47
okay orangey orangey thingy
71:51
okay orange that's going to be the last
71:55
one unless i found a different one
71:58
black you people are [ __ ] insane um
72:04
i mean is orange or black let me just
72:06
okay pick between orange or black for
72:08
the last one
72:10
pick between orange or black all the
72:11
rest of the options that you've said are
72:13
a thing
72:15
personally i think that orange is the
72:16
new black
72:27
all right bad joke terrible joke [ __ ]
72:30
it's pretty much even to be honest with
72:34
you
72:38
okay hold on i'm gonna do something i'm
72:40
gonna do this
72:42
i'm just gonna make the other option
72:43
orange or black and then we'll do
72:44
another poll if it gets hit
72:46
but there are a lot of other good
72:47
options i don't know why you'd want
72:49
black or
72:50
a black with i don't know why you'd want
72:53
black but okay
72:55
it's winning by far
72:58
why okay so
73:02
currently the winners are okay everyone
73:04
there's a poll boys vote in the poll
73:06
uh currently the win is okay we're at 30
73:08
for past we're 30
73:10
for pink and then 51 percent orange or
73:12
black i don't know why everyone wants to
73:14
vote in this poll so badly
73:16
are you now white wait oh you now oh you
73:19
know why they want black they want to do
73:20
it
73:22
black eyeshadow let's just morons just
73:24
take garth like he said
73:26
yeah okay 33
73:30
for pastel pink and 50 for black or
73:32
orange it's not moving from 50
73:34
49 it's not going to get overtaken
73:36
though the poll is so
73:37
short it's not going to happen pink has
73:40
no chance it's still
73:41
49 fingers at 34. it's over if black or
73:44
orange just won it
73:46
all right let's do another poll and i'll
73:48
do it either for black or orange
73:50
chat i'm i'mma be real this is not off
73:53
to a good start for you guys to find out
73:56
all right fine this is not off to a good
73:58
start
73:59
um for you guys to find a homogenous
74:01
look involved but
74:05
here's your chance this is your chance
74:07
buddy
74:08
go for it i'm just gonna quickly do a
74:10
little bit of contour a little bit so
74:15
you boys have fun you boys have a good
74:18
one
74:19
i hope that you can find something that
74:20
works
74:22
let's see you're all voting for black
74:26
why unfair voting you people are insane
74:31
i don't get it i don't get you people
74:34
it always ends up badly
74:41
it's like if pavlov's dogs just didn't
74:44
ever learn
74:47
all right um oh [ __ ] what am i doing
74:49
okay
74:52
black one all right black wins blacks
74:55
one all right
74:56
let's do it let's [ __ ] do it black
74:59
eyeshadow it is black eyeshadow it is
75:01
i'm guessing you want eyeliner i guess
75:05
oh my god okay
75:08
i'mma be real really through me for a
75:10
loop i don't
75:11
i do not have a plan for this so i'm
75:14
gonna what
75:15
i'm gonna kind of rely on like you
75:17
guiding me a little bit
75:18
let's see let me let me google a [ __ ]
75:23
black eyeshadow
75:26
let's see what other people have done so
75:28
i can maybe get some inspiration
75:31
uh
75:34
have you ever seen something that
75:36
doesn't look good on [ __ ] anyone
75:38
uh because i now have this doesn't look
75:40
good on anyone
75:43
and also all of these are just black
75:44
eyeshadow no they're like black eyeliner
75:47
with brown eyeshadow usually it's just
75:49
like a way more subtle approach
75:59
look good on anyone bro like
76:03
okay let me show you what i'm looking at
76:04
hold on let's find let me let me show
76:06
you
76:07
i i swear to god nine out of ten they
76:10
don't look good at all
76:11
let me show you let me rant okay look at
76:14
this
76:15
uh black eye shadow
76:19
all right let me let me let's see uh
76:21
images
76:23
right oh let's find out okay let's go
76:25
through the list
76:26
this isn't even eye shadow this looks
76:29
like [ __ ]
76:29
that looks like [ __ ] that looks like
76:32
[ __ ]
76:33
uh what else that's not black eyeshadow
76:36
that's the same one this looks like [ __ ]
76:38
this is the one i did before and
76:40
it it's just a picture of an eye that's
76:42
not eye shadow
76:43
this looks like [ __ ] this isn't okay
76:46
that's
76:47
that's about as close as it can get but
76:49
then again it's on goddamn demi lovato
76:52
um this looks like [ __ ] this looks like
76:54
[ __ ] this looks like [ __ ]
76:56
that's not black eye shadow this looks
76:58
like [ __ ]
76:59
uh this
77:02
is okay i think but then again
77:06
my god we already have a baby [ __ ]
77:09
okay oh baby time uh
77:13
this looks okay actually this looks like
77:15
[ __ ] that looks like [ __ ] that looks
77:16
like [ __ ] they all look like [ __ ] they
77:17
all look
77:18
so bad i don't know why you want it i
77:20
don't know why you guys like
77:22
[ __ ] the idea of this it never looks
77:24
good it never looks good
77:26
fine we'll do it we'll do it we'll do it
77:29
uh the second stop option was pink and
77:31
i've just now seen this
77:33
which actually doesn't look half bad
77:35
what do you think about this
77:37
what do you think about this
77:41
it could be okay that is some pinterest
77:45
[ __ ] though like ice
77:46
that's gonna go wrong
77:50
uh that's more like purpley yeah okay
77:57
i claim full uh i claim
78:01
full rights by the way to endlessly mock
78:05
you
78:05
if this looks bad if i manage to make
78:08
this look good
78:09
uh then i get credit obviously but if it
78:11
looks bad then i blame you
78:13
if it looks good i get the blame if it
78:15
looks bad you get the blame
78:17
sound good good deal okay black
78:20
eyeshadow is a son of a [ __ ] it either
78:21
doesn't come out at all
78:24
or it really [ __ ] does and it messes
78:26
you up so let's do it
78:28
uh yeah okay right we're gonna somehow
78:31
try and blend like
78:32
we're gonna go from like pretty much
78:34
black to dark purple
78:37
uh let me quickly try out dark purple
78:40
yeah that works okay and then go like to
78:42
pretty [ __ ] light pink
78:45
all right let's do it uh i'm not even
78:48
gonna
78:48
really wipe the brush off much because i
78:51
guess
78:52
it gets a little bit of purple on there
78:54
six months
78:55
pog oh dude this could go so wrong
78:58
this could go so wrong if it looks bad
79:00
that we can laugh at each other
79:02
can someone please pull up the fire
79:06
can someone pull up the what the thing
79:08
shannon did or when
79:09
[ __ ] or when charlie did my makeup
79:13
every time someone puts black on my eyes
79:15
it looks
79:16
[ __ ] trash it's so bad
79:20
okay dude i wiped so much of this off
79:23
and it's so
79:24
[ __ ]
79:27
pigmented
79:30
oh this is gonna look terrible
79:34
it's fine i reserve the right to mock
79:36
you about it
79:39
if i somehow make this look good just
79:42
don't look like a trash panda with a
79:44
blue eye
79:45
uh i
79:48
that's gonna happen i can tell you it's
79:51
gonna happen
80:00
oh yeah
80:07
okay and now we start kind of blending
80:10
it
80:11
kind of not going up too much
80:15
just a little bit
80:19
i agree with you black eye shadow and
80:21
black makeup doesn't work for you
80:24
you don't oh i don't allow people who
80:27
don't learn in chat
80:29
chat chat chat
80:33
chat chat my
80:36
god
80:40
it looks so bad okay [ __ ] it i don't
80:42
even feel gross about it though this
80:44
time
80:44
this time it's just funny
80:48
yep
80:51
this time it's just gonna be funny for
80:53
me
80:55
because let me okay listen let me tell
80:57
you why
80:59
it makes your eye look smaller which is
81:01
like the opposite effect that you want
81:03
to have
81:05
okay it's fine it makes your eye look
81:08
smaller because like obviously it's a
81:10
lot of dark areas around your eye
81:12
which is like not really what you want
81:15
uh
81:15
it also looks like garbage i don't know
81:17
what it is about it there's a quality of
81:19
black makeup that looks
81:21
like black eyeshadow specifically that
81:23
looks [ __ ] terrible
81:30
this is going to be so bad
81:36
[ __ ] this is okay
81:43
i'm not talking to you i'm being silent
81:45
dude i'm gonna do i'm by the way this is
81:47
the point in time what you may notice
81:48
ah finn's makeup routine's changed a bit
81:50
doesn't it usually go
81:52
from one color to on one eye to one
81:54
color on the other
81:55
you have some stuff on your eye just fyi
81:58
i know i'm aware
82:03
also oh this is not good i'm going to
82:06
use a
82:06
different brush also this is not really
82:10
the [ __ ]
82:12
look for it i don't think
82:19
oh bro this is bad this is bad chat chat
82:22
this is bad chat
82:24
chat this is bad chat you know i always
82:27
ignore you when you always say oh do
82:29
purple eyeshadow do black i
82:31
should do [ __ ] you got makeup this is
82:34
why
82:35
this is exactly why
82:38
i'm gonna fall off this chair this looks
82:41
terrible
82:43
i just want you to know that you're not
82:45
doing too good
82:46
you realize there was money on the line
82:50
you realize this is there is money on
82:52
the line that you could have won chat
83:10
oh my god
83:23
he's so bad it's so bad it's so bad
83:27
it's so bad it's so bad
83:35
it's so bad it's so bad so it's a judo
83:39
chop when you get a chance
83:41
judo doesn't have chops god damn it it's
83:43
a [ __ ] throwing sport
83:46
it's like a blood of [ __ ] throws and
84:00
holes
84:22
you like it do you like it chap is this
84:24
what you wanted champ
84:25
black eye shadow is cute because it
84:28
sucks change my mind is this what you
84:29
wanted chat
84:30
chat is this it was this pink was a much
84:33
better option it's almost like the part
84:34
that looks bad about this
84:35
is the bit that's the black bit no do
84:38
you think
84:39
you think this is bad you think this is
84:41
good i think this is nice
84:45
i think this is good
84:52
what do you think chat continue
84:54
[Music]
84:56
pink would have been better not gonna
84:57
lie i agree
85:00
i agree i definitely agree it looks
85:02
awful i know
85:03
it looks [ __ ] dreadful but you guys
85:06
picked it
85:11
okay okay okay
85:14
um
85:21
thanks for the thousand bits bernal hey
85:23
bernal welcome back bernal
85:25
hey bernal hey you want a [ __ ] uh you
85:28
have a knife or a gun or something i
85:30
need to use it chat we [ __ ] up yeah
85:31
you did
85:33
close-up of shinner what the [ __ ] is do
85:35
you mean shimmer and there is none i
85:37
have no idea what that is black eye
85:39
it looks like i've been punched i
85:45
uh
85:49
now that's the same [ __ ] there's a
85:52
chance
85:54
there's a chance i can say it needs to
85:56
be darker that is gray eye shadow
86:00
no it's not no it's not
86:03
it's not at all that's what it is you
86:06
know the [ __ ]
86:07
it's [ __ ] black as anything so what
86:09
you are saying is you don't have the
86:11
skills to do
86:12
a judo chop
86:15
yes that's exactly what i'm saying
86:35
oh this is terrible dude
86:43
i mean like [ __ ] technique-wise
86:49
i'm trying to blend it a little bit
86:52
more out just to see if i can
86:56
somewhat salvage it but it's it's not
86:59
working
87:01
it's not working dude you want to do a
87:03
poll what the hell are you doing
87:05
what chat suggested it ain't this ain't
87:07
working buddy
87:08
this ain't working buddy get more color
87:12
on it
87:12
you asked for black god damn it this is
87:14
what do you mean
87:17
i even dude okay
87:21
uh maybe gray or silver instead of the
87:24
pink to make it look less like a bruise
87:26
no it do dude it doesn't even look like
87:29
the bit that
87:29
you're missing the bit that's bad about
87:31
it the bit that's bad about it is the
87:33
black bit
87:34
because it looks [ __ ] dreadful i i
87:36
don't know what
87:37
you don't do you disappoint me more than
87:40
i disappoint my family
87:41
you have no idea
87:46
panda eyes no [ __ ] restart let's see
87:49
please gotta go back yep omg security
87:52
you look
87:53
so good kappa psych can we get a redo
87:55
thank you
87:56
yep uh you guys are genuinely awful at
88:00
picking stuff
88:01
you know why i never you know what i
88:03
never missed an eye
88:05
even the option to do black or purple
88:08
and stuff
88:08
is because it looks [ __ ] terrible
88:12
it never works for anyone
88:16
all right one sec
88:28
the only time and i do mean the only
88:31
time it works
88:32
if you use this absolute hot garbage
88:36
dog [ __ ] um style is if you're a giant
88:39
international celebrity
88:41
that is that has had so much [ __ ]
88:44
they're just
88:45
11 out of 10 women right they could wear
88:48
a plastic garbage bag and it would look
88:50
good this is the equivalent the look of
88:53
eye shadow is wearing
88:54
garbage that's why they work
88:58
what just wing out the black a bit
89:01
that's what okay [ __ ] it before we
89:04
before we ruin this
89:05
i'm gonna do exactly because i don't
89:07
know if you've noticed
89:09
but i have
89:12
there's no like let me use a [ __ ]
89:13
proper brush for the shirt
89:19
it doesn't like my eye doesn't shape
89:22
work for this dude
89:25
bring out the black a bit to the middle
89:26
it is now far past the middle of it by
89:29
the way
89:34
it's now more towards the outside of the
89:36
eye
89:50
it just looks [ __ ] it look the more
89:54
the only thing that i've noticed is the
89:56
more you apply black to it the worse it
89:58
gets
89:59
it's so bad can we start gambling now
90:03
put on lashes it's so bad this is so so
90:06
bad
90:08
maybe it'll look better if you hit you
90:09
in the eye must have been a judo top
90:12
is this better now does this look much
90:14
better for you
90:23
i mean given right it does look better
90:26
when you add eyeliner and [ __ ]
90:28
everything
90:29
uh we could commit to it and just
90:31
[ __ ] go for it but
90:35
it's
90:43
there's no redo it's it's either like um
90:46
we don't do it or we do there's not
90:49
really like a redo
90:50
but
90:54
the best i've got is let's try and go
90:57
out a little bit there
91:00
more towards that
91:06
and then that now it's a little bit more
91:07
even look the issue is like i think it's
91:10
because
91:10
a lot of it is because my eyes like
91:12
hooded a little bit so
91:14
this just looks like there's no
91:16
distinction you need to do this to make
91:18
it look like it's blended
91:19
there's no way to make it look like it's
91:21
blended and then when you do that not
91:22
look like [ __ ]
91:24
unless you go like really up let's try
91:26
it hold on
91:28
i'm before we before we bail on it chad
91:31
i'm giving this [ __ ] all i've got
91:33
i don't care how many viewers we lose i
91:35
want to prove this is a point that this
91:36
is terrible
91:41
oh okay that was my fault i [ __ ] that
91:43
one up
91:45
i [ __ ] something up there real bad do
91:47
you see what i did
91:48
okay i [ __ ] that up okay it's [ __ ] i
91:52
don't care it's [ __ ]
91:53
it's [ __ ] let's do something else i'm
91:55
gonna give you one last chance for this
91:56
to work
91:57
uh i'm taking it off there we go
92:02
uh now listen chap i'm not unreasonable
92:05
i'll keep the option open for you to
92:07
still somehow win this
92:09
but just so you know i trust you a lot
92:13
less now
92:15
a lot less
92:20
second place pastel pink alrighty
92:24
alrighty i wonder why finn never
92:28
gives them the option of doing black
92:30
eyeshadow i wonder why
92:38
the only time i think i made the
92:39
eyeshadow look okay when i did black on
92:41
the outside
92:43
and then uh silver on the inside
92:48
that was pretty much the only time
92:50
because then it actually kind of
92:51
works a little bit but it still doesn't
92:55
look good
93:03
there we go
93:19
okay uh i gone i i gone now i gone
93:23
um it's still it's like oh you can see
93:25
like the shape of it because i haven't
93:26
[ __ ] redone
93:28
uh foundation but do you want to vote
93:31
again
93:32
do you want to vote again delete the vod
93:34
delete the entire vod
93:38
do you want to go again
93:44
now that you know kind of what you might
93:45
like
93:48
and i've showed you the way would you
93:51
like to go again
93:53
try your hand at another option
93:58
what do you think orange
94:01
red and white i cannot [ __ ] get
94:04
through to you people
94:11
boy
94:15
green oh my god it's like talking to a
94:19
toddler
94:22
it's like [ __ ]
94:25
you ever spoken to a child before and
94:27
they're like
94:29
you kind of tell them one thing and they
94:30
just go they
94:32
it just goes in one ear out the other
94:34
again and they're just like they
94:36
they don't they don't absorb the
94:37
information at all
94:39
you just kind of go like oh god
94:42
it's like if you tell a kid hey buddy if
94:45
you touch the hot stove
94:46
it'll [ __ ] hurt and then they just go
94:50
okay i get it and then they jump off the
94:52
goddamn roof
94:53
that is what it's like talking to your
94:54
people about eyeshadow looks
95:03
[ __ ] god makeup choice is too
95:06
confusing senpai
95:08
please choose for us no
95:11
do you guys want to just choose the
95:12
outfit instead was the makeup choice a
95:14
bit much
95:16
i'm sorry i'll make it more simple on
95:20
you next time
95:21
uh this is just gonna be a little bit
95:26
darker forever until i take off the full
95:28
makeup but
95:29
that's fine it's just like fall out
95:32
and i don't really want to do this
95:34
entire like whole area again
95:36
it's fine when i i'll go over it with
95:38
other stuff and it'll be fine
95:40
i've got to clean this these brushes now
95:42
that's the other thing every time you
95:43
use black eyeshadow it's
95:44
[ __ ] the whole brush you throw the
95:46
whole brush out the window because it's
95:47
just now
95:48
dark everything's darker
95:53
oh you dug your own grave when you gave
95:54
them the option i know and then you know
95:56
what's funny
95:57
next stream they'll do the same thing
95:59
i'll say what do you want and they'll go
96:01
black you're one of them
96:06
tbh minster i just wanted to see you
96:09
dude
96:13
that's what i mean that's funny though
96:16
hey [ __ ] it listen okay listen it's a
96:18
learning experience we would have never
96:19
known that it wouldn't work
96:22
until we tried it right we would have
96:24
never known
96:25
we would have never known
96:31
finn chat doesn't learn but neither do
96:32
you dude i did learn and then everyone
96:35
else forgot
96:36
okay um i knew it would never work
96:40
you just oh my you're not avril lavigne
96:44
yeah i know i know the only person that
96:46
it looked good on
96:47
that wasn't and like international
96:49
celebrity was this person
96:51
i don't know who they are but like it
96:54
looks pretty good because they've got
96:55
[ __ ] the joker eyelashes and they
96:57
look cool you know like they've got good
96:59
makeup overall
97:00
and they got they've got a good face but
97:03
my god
97:04
unless you look like a 11 out of 10.
97:07
donations
97:08
i don't think i don't think my my five
97:10
six out of ten can make black eyeshadow
97:12
work
97:13
um minx
97:16
it ain't minx uh i just called her an 11
97:20
out of 10.
97:21
uh you cannot uh put that through like
97:23
it was minx
97:24
minx looks like um minx looks like
97:28
you know when you upload a jpeg of an
97:30
image and um
97:32
let's say you start with her right
97:35
if you continually save
97:38
uh the jpeg of that image and then
97:42
it gets all compressed and it gets all
97:44
like
97:45
compressed and all artifact-y and shitty
97:48
eventually after a few thousand cycles
97:51
you kind of get minks
97:52
after that you know pinocchio
97:58
pin-up girl look that's not a bad idea i
98:01
could probably handle that
98:04
okay we've learned that i cannot do
98:06
black eyeshadow though that's problem
98:07
that's pretty much the one thing okay
98:10
fin jelly very
98:12
um uh send that to me
98:17
please don't send that to minx uh i've
98:21
uh please do not send that to minx
98:27
i'm kidding call me she's crying dude if
98:30
i go into a stream right now
98:32
she's just [ __ ] crying so
98:35
i i all my entire life i wanted to make
98:38
minks cry
98:39
is [ __ ] soldier boy streaming of
98:41
course he is okay
98:42
too late good minks is is mink's life
98:44
now all right
98:45
what uh what what do you want to do what
98:47
eye shadow look do you want to do this
98:48
is your one redeeming chance
98:50
chat this is the one thing that you've
98:52
got
98:54
this is the time where you can redeem
98:55
yourself
98:57
let's do the poll okay right
99:02
i
99:06
right i stand minx
99:10
i will report you
99:15
uh sunset vibes i've done that a couple
99:18
times actually
99:19
it works out pretty well somehow i've
99:20
managed to master that
99:22
uh i think red looks good with me so i
99:25
kind of do
99:26
i think i can kind of pull off the
99:27
orangey ready sunsetty thing it just
99:29
takes a while
99:30
um blues i didn't do anything with blue
99:34
[ __ ] it pink blue red um
99:39
nude
99:43
a few people saying nude that usually
99:44
never happens
99:47
uh and then [ __ ] uh
99:54
orangey like orange
99:59
pink red red to pink
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uh
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no
100:16
in all fairness it can work with
100:17
something
100:21
no um okay what do you thunk
100:26
red red red golden [ __ ] uh
100:30
red to pink clashes you dummies yeah it
100:32
do that's why i was kinda like ah okay
100:36
we'll do it like this pinks blues
100:38
reds nudes oranges there we go
100:42
nudes i
100:45
[ __ ] did a fall it said content did
100:48
not meet guidelines
100:53
because i write the word nude nuds i'm
100:56
putting nuts
100:58
it doesn't work anymore really
101:01
nude i can put nude but i can't put
101:05
nuts okay
101:08
guess it's that nuts
101:14
okay let's see what we got
101:18
oh this is kind of interesting pinks and
101:20
nudes are in the lead by quite a bit
101:23
pink's massively going up news is
101:26
fading a little bit but news was that
101:28
nude was still
101:30
currently up top by only a few percent
101:33
this is kind of interesting that minx is
101:35
taller than you
101:55
she's five foot five
102:00
a [ __ ] what a what a lot of dumb stupid
102:03
little dumb
102:04
no it doesn't no it doesn't minx is
102:07
five foot five
102:13
shorty
102:16
irish giant they said oh my god nude won
102:20
by 41
102:21
and pinks were second place by 40. holy
102:24
[ __ ]
102:26
okay all right so we'll incorporate a
102:30
little bit of both
102:31
nude you had me at nude oh that's so
102:34
nice
102:35
taller than freddy minks is taller than
102:36
freddy that's funny
102:41
wait i feel like this is a troll
102:45
nationality american ethnicity mixed
102:47
christianity
102:49
i was i read christianity i was like oh
102:52
she never told me she was christian
102:53
ethnicity oh she she never told me that
102:56
and feel like that's
102:58
american i don't know if i'm dumb
103:04
i feel like i know minx is not american
103:10
i get the feeling uh that
103:13
i get the feeling that stars gab
103:16
uh didn't get this one right
103:21
uh 24 okay you know i can believe that
103:26
it says [ __ ] she holds iranian ash i
103:29
believe
103:30
okay uh i color dark brown
103:41
[Music]
103:46
oh man oh this this
103:50
this website does their research man
103:52
holy [ __ ]
103:54
it's about every photo
103:57
not a single photo not a single photo or
104:00
a dark brown eyes
104:02
oh my god
104:06
cup size how the [ __ ] do they know that
104:10
boyfriend single i've never heard of
104:11
that guy um
104:13
net worth 500k [ __ ] birthplace you
104:17
know
104:17
she wait was she born in the us i don't
104:19
think she was no she wasn't born in the
104:20
us i'm not dumb
104:21
she's [ __ ] what uh she
104:24
obviously everyone knows she's uh
104:26
[ __ ] uh
104:28
uh from what was it island
104:33
something about me want to say scotland
104:34
i don't know why there we go
104:37
look at mink's wonderful brown eyes oh
104:40
she's great
104:40
look at those look look into those look
104:43
into those brown eyes and tell me that
104:45
and tell me that that person is five
104:46
foot nine exactly she's five foot five
104:49
i don't know what i said i don't know
104:50
what you guys are thinking all right you
104:52
guys wanted
104:53
you guys wanted nudes so uh let's do
104:55
let's do like a pinky nude sort of thing
104:57
okay
104:58
she's the she's irish pure soul
105:03
unless in every single photo she's
105:06
potato woman in every every single photo
105:08
she's got a filter on
105:10
that just changes her eye color wouldn't
105:13
that be funny and i was just wrong
105:15
brown eye go wouldn't i [ __ ] dude now i
105:18
kind of almost think that that's
105:20
maybe what happened
105:25
it's like the most obvious thing as well
105:29
stop saying nude you're going to be
105:30
banned oh we're talking about eye shadow
105:32
means kind of scares me like she beat
105:34
you up or something
105:37
ah she should um minx is an intimidating
105:41
uh lass i will say
105:44
please please close some pages no no no
105:46
i won't
105:48
um okay so i don't know what there's not
105:51
like a nude
105:52
color on this i guess there's this one
105:54
but it's like shiny um we can do like i
105:56
mean there is this but that's
105:58
pretty much like light pink we could do
106:00
[ __ ]
106:01
like this mixed with that you know
106:05
what do you think so this for the like
106:06
scent uh eyeshadow eye and then this for
106:09
the outer bit
106:10
i think that makes a lot of sense
106:14
that shirt yes i'm a gamer girl
106:18
try to keep up
106:22
i'm a gamer girl chat chat i'm a gamer
106:25
girl
106:27
that was a good deep voice holy [ __ ] you
106:29
hear me do that you hear me do that just
106:30
then that was pretty good
106:32
that was pretty good actually i kind of
106:34
[ __ ] nailed that deep voice
106:36
dude i could totally pretend to be a
106:38
dude on the internet
106:39
totally pretend to be a guy on the
106:40
internet for a while started minecraft
106:42
minks is the tall mad queen
106:44
rose is the small tiny short fragile
106:47
pretty princess
106:52
do i need to google my height again do i
106:55
need to google my
106:56
height i need to go do i need to google
107:00
my height again
107:02
[ __ ] god what's wrong with my [ __ ]
107:04
voice
107:06
google
107:09
don't catch me i goego all right right
107:12
let's do it
107:13
[ __ ] let's start out with pink [ __ ]
107:17
he's even talking like minks now i don't
107:19
think that was talking like minks
107:21
at least i hope it wasn't all right
107:24
should we start out with [ __ ] yeah
107:26
start with like very very light pink
107:30
like i'm like this is just like a base
107:32
layer light pink just so i can [ __ ]
107:34
clear some ground and take out a lot of
107:38
the
107:39
um dark spots from the uh from the last
107:43
eye shadow a bit
107:50
uh just a nice base coat with a blending
107:52
brush in a light pink with a pastel pink
107:54
finish five for four you liar you
107:56
absolute liar you scumbag
107:58
scumbag scam artist liars chat you keep
108:01
calling me a scammer when you do this
108:04
what i have to sit here and listen to
108:08
you guys call me five foot four and
108:10
short i like you
108:14
such a cute blossoming young egg how
108:16
dare you
108:18
i'll not stand for this level of um
108:21
intolerance this
108:25
bigotry of accepting cis men
108:29
we've been oppressed for too long
108:33
oh there we go oh dude that [ __ ] oh
108:36
i like some like makeup remover in my
108:38
eye
108:41
guys don't be mean he's four foot five
108:42
not five foot four finally
108:44
someone understands finster is three
108:47
foot two he doesn't have legs you guys
108:49
have never once seen my feet
108:58
ever
109:06
[Music]
109:11
okay no more no more no more no more no
109:14
more no
109:14
no no more no more no more no more we
109:16
lost 50 viewers i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm
109:18
sorry
109:26
i'm so sorry i didn't mean it
109:31
i didn't mean it
109:35
i'm going kind of if you wanted to do
109:36
nude i'm gonna not do like super super
109:38
pink
109:40
but
109:45
not like i'm not going [ __ ]
109:50
i don't know why i think everyone just
109:52
likes it more when i go [ __ ] full
109:54
barbie mode i either go like look like a
109:56
goddamn barbie or i look like a goth
109:59
like a scared panda
110:02
and it's kind of my two modes now thanks
110:04
to you guys whenever you choose my
110:06
makeup
110:07
anytime i give you the option to i'm
110:09
only one of those two things
110:13
there we go like i'm only really doing
110:14
that i think that's pretty okay
110:17
princess or goth indeed exactly actually
110:19
now i'm gonna do a little bit more
110:24
just because i know as soon as i put on
110:26
like uh
110:27
[ __ ] eyeliner and uh the eyelashes
110:30
it's gonna like kind of go
110:32
it's gonna look a little bit more subtle
110:34
as soon as you add eyeshadow
110:35
eyeliner and eyeshadow [ __ ] my god as
110:38
soon as you add eyelashes and eyeliner
110:41
this [ __ ] kind of becomes like nothing
110:43
so i'm kind of going a little bit
110:44
more a little bit more
110:48
yeah it's okay all right let's do that
110:51
on the other right impartial to red but
110:54
mob rules
110:57
red but mob rules what's that oh like uh
111:01
yeah i to be honest i like red as well
111:04
i can do i can get i can vibe with red
111:06
eyeshadow i've done that a few times
111:08
[ __ ] i mean
111:09
the the sunset eyeshadow thing i've i've
111:12
done that like
111:12
three times now it works i can do it
111:14
okay
111:16
i've done rainbow a couple times i did
111:18
blue
111:19
uh did blue a couple times what kind of
111:22
works
111:24
i most settle on just turn cut down ping
111:26
okay chat while i'm doing this because
111:28
this is not going to take very long at
111:30
all because it's real simple
111:31
um do you guys want to try and pick what
111:33
lipstick's going to go with it
111:35
huh play barbie girl by aqua high key
111:39
bangs no it doesn't
111:46
never pass this guy the orcs chord he'll
111:48
play [ __ ] barbie girl
111:51
it does not bang
111:54
it does not slap you're gonna tell me
111:55
you listen to a hundred decks and then
111:57
you listen to barbie girl and you say
111:58
that that is better
111:59
three months now i've realized i'm
112:02
buying non-binary you have some power
112:04
rose
112:05
[ __ ] yeah i'm glad that i'm corrupting
112:07
people
112:10
that's [ __ ] awesome that you managed
112:12
to you know wait was it within the three
112:14
months
112:15
or was it before that and you've kind of
112:16
like more accepted it
112:18
because that'd be very funny if i
112:21
genuinely
112:22
um corrupting the use of the nation
112:24
american christian pastor
112:26
pastors hate me only americans though
112:30
all right
112:33
uh hot pink lip stain you [ __ ]
112:36
devils you corrupted me a long time ago
112:39
uh
112:40
hot pink or hot pink black [ __ ]
112:43
why
112:47
why why why
112:50
blood blood
112:53
okay
112:57
blood genu blood
113:03
blood
113:06
will you do another vr stream soon it
113:09
was really fun
113:11
yes i really enjoyed it i just found
113:13
this game called pistol whip and it
113:15
almost made me start streaming again a
113:16
couple hours later
113:18
because i started playing pistol weapons
113:19
like holy [ __ ] this is such a good game
113:21
and it is a really really really good
113:23
game
113:24
if you've got vr i [ __ ] highly
113:26
recommend it i'm definitely gonna stream
113:29
it
113:31
it's ten times better than uh [ __ ]
113:33
beat saber
113:35
ten times better i don't think there's
113:38
like a modding api for
113:40
it though and i think all of their stuff
113:41
is an ost so i can use it but
113:44
it's good it's really good
113:47
okay this is kind of like the almost
113:50
finished eye
113:52
i can't really do too much else with it
113:54
nude and pink nude and hot pink is
113:55
pretty much like
113:56
a little bit hard to blend i'm glad you
113:58
like pistol whip i really really liked
114:00
it it's one of my it's
114:02
it'd be i still think blade and sorcery
114:04
and bone works and [ __ ] they're my
114:06
favorite games but
114:07
dude as a mini game sort of thing that
114:10
that shit's so
114:11
fun it's it's it's definitely the most
114:14
fun like active game
114:16
eric you underestimate the level of
114:19
depravity of some members of chat eric
114:22
if you came here
114:23
eric if you were here a minute ago i'd
114:26
have been so upset
114:27
because you'd have been so disappointed
114:28
me i does anyone have a clip of what i
114:31
look like
114:32
that's what i look like a minute ago
114:34
like before i took the last
114:36
eyeshadow off hold on i gotta find this
114:39
[ __ ] it's gonna be in like live stream
114:41
clips or some [ __ ]
114:43
oh god it's just my foot okay never mind
114:46
eric i look so terrible eric we tried to
114:49
do like a goth looking thing
114:51
it didn't work eric it didn't work at
114:54
all
114:55
it was very bad i looked like a uh i
114:58
looked like i'd been
114:59
so that's why that's why i stopped
115:03
we had some purple we had some reds we
115:06
had some pinks we had some black
115:08
on one eye i warned them it would be bad
115:10
and it was bad
115:11
i was right i need to see this you do
115:14
and i
115:14
i don't know where the [ __ ] i don't know
115:16
where the picture is and i want to find
115:17
it
115:18
where is it no i have it's gone it's
115:20
gone forever oh eric i got banned from
115:22
paypal
115:23
eric i got banned from paypal for money
115:25
laundering eric eric they found mike
115:27
eric they found my deal
115:28
eric they realized that i was laundering
115:30
money wow
115:32
yeah eric they they thought i'm
115:35
laundering
115:36
i mean they found out i'm laundering
115:37
money eric eric they know
115:40
eric hide hide the [ __ ] boxes of
115:42
receipts
115:43
get the coke out eric they know
115:46
oh man yeah i logged into i
115:49
we were like 20 minutes into the stream
115:51
i was like damn it's kind of weird to
115:52
not have like any
115:53
donations this far in and i was just
115:56
making sure cause you know
115:57
maybe people don't have anything logged
115:59
onto paypal and it was like
116:02
you've been banned forever so
116:05
that was fun that was a fun start of
116:08
this
116:08
that was a fun start of the stream um
116:14
but well i can cope with a little bit of
116:16
ban for money laundry
116:23
holy [ __ ] this is like the worst bit
116:26
you know there's like oh dude there's
116:28
girls that can do oh there's
116:30
there's guys and girls that can do this
116:32
thing where they put i they put a
116:34
white eyeliner on the inside of their
116:36
eye like the water line it's called
116:40
how hope you didn't store money in there
116:42
i did
116:44
it's fine i can still take money out
116:46
it's just like
116:47
they said like we'll keep it for 100
116:49
days but then you're gone i've seen that
116:50
it's terrifying it's
116:53
i don't know how they do it i don't know
116:54
how they do it
116:56
i've seen uh my friend alex that is
116:59
strong eyeshadow i've seen my friend
117:01
alex do it in real life
117:03
and it's terrifying to watch happen
117:07
it's like i get second hand my eyes
117:09
start to water when i'm even watching it
117:14
but even this is a little bit much for
117:17
me like just doing like the underneath
117:18
of your eye there just to make it a bit
117:20
more blended out
117:21
oh rip oh dude
117:24
eric have you ever wait have you ever
117:27
actually done makeup i know spy fees
117:28
like um
117:29
these have tried his hand at some makeup
117:32
i don't remember if you have
117:33
you've worn the strawberry dress you got
117:35
some heels i think that's the next step
117:37
as you try it
117:41
i'm down to be your teacher i don't know
117:44
anything
117:45
i've not shown off publicly but i've
117:46
tried hell yeah
117:49
i don't i don't i dare it i've never
117:51
shown them i've never shown them my
117:53
first try
117:53
surprisingly enough now actually skilled
117:55
eric don't feel bad
117:57
if i showed these dude if i showed my
117:59
chat if i showed these people my
118:01
my first ever attempt at doing makeup
118:04
they'd leave they'd leave they'd see me
118:07
in a completely different light they'd
118:08
all be gone
118:10
they'd realize that i'm not uh good at
118:12
this at all
118:13
and never was
118:16
my when i tried makeup with uh the i
118:19
like all my eyebrows and [ __ ]
118:21
uh every single i have eyebrow hair
118:23
without me taking it out
118:25
without me plucking them they've uh
118:28
oh they've improved dude they've
118:30
improved a lot we want to see
118:32
i can do your part chat shall i give
118:35
okay listen
118:37
all right we're doing it we're doing it
118:40
i'm not gonna show you the full thing
118:41
because i haven't drank enough um
118:45
but i'm gonna try and get you up a
118:46
picture
118:48
from the furthest back point i know that
118:52
i tried to do any let's find out
118:57
[Music]
119:00
um
119:12
it's dreadful oh
119:15
it is it is dreadful
119:18
it oh dude i don't know whether i want
119:21
to show this now
119:22
i didn't realize it was as bad as it was
119:28
it's pixelated as [ __ ] but i can show
119:30
you hold on i'm not going to show you
119:31
the full image by the way before you ask
119:36
oh dude it's it's not it's pretty bad
119:40
they look you can't even tell because of
119:41
how terrible the camera quality is
119:44
gonna exit out of that exit out of that
119:46
make sure there is absolutely zero
119:47
evidence of
119:48
this ever existing uh make that full
119:51
screen maybe
119:52
save as oh dude i feel so bad eyebrows
119:55
um okay i'm putting it up on screen
120:00
uh image i don't want it i don't want to
120:03
show your screen just
120:04
like you could never rely on chat
120:05
k-e-k-w
120:07
yeah no okay image add
120:11
eyebrows look at how bad these were chat
120:15
look at how these eyebrows were chat
120:17
what do you think
120:18
what do you what do you think do you
120:19
think i do you think they work well do
120:21
you think they work well
120:23
let me just remind you that this was
120:27
not even the worst bit this is just the
120:30
most notable change i think in my mind
120:33
this
120:34
oh i showed them some bushy boys
120:38
god damn dad i don't know
120:44
you look like a random 80s girl at the
120:45
mall from literally any movie
120:48
right now my god show the full thing
120:52
no no
120:55
it look looks like a templated brow it
120:58
wasn't
120:59
um yeah no i i don't think you're ever
121:02
gonna actually see the full image
121:04
it's genuinely that bad i have not
121:07
reached the point
121:08
of uh confidence that i could just show
121:11
you the full image
121:13
that is how bad it is it is so bad
121:16
somehow reminds me of foolish and his
121:18
eyebrows
121:20
dude everyone we all start out with the
121:23
bushiest brows and then you start to
121:24
realize that
121:25
they look better when you when you do
121:27
anything to them
121:29
oh my god it was terrible though
121:32
i remember i had a friend called mandy
121:34
that saw them
121:36
and when listen when you don't know
121:38
something looks bad
121:40
you're more likely to be like okay no no
121:43
it's fine i know what i'm doing it's
121:45
fine you're just
121:46
freaking out about nothing and i
121:48
remember really specifically talking to
121:50
my friend mandy
121:52
and she was saying how like dude they
121:55
look like [ __ ] you got to do this and
121:57
then sent me a picture
121:58
and i was like no i don't need to i
122:00
don't particularly want to do that
122:02
for just for like youtube [ __ ] like
122:04
there's no point
122:07
and then i did it and now looking back
122:10
on it
122:11
she was right i remember really
122:13
vehemently defending it
122:15
and i shouldn't have she was very
122:17
correct she was correct
122:20
bushy brow boys bushy about brow gang
122:23
all right
122:27
release images to an off account no that
122:30
it's just not going to be on the
122:31
internet some things are better left
122:33
unseen some things are better left
122:38
unseen
122:38
i don't want to do that to you um
122:42
that's why it's for your protection not
122:44
mine okay uh i've done that
122:46
it's time to actually make the eyes look
122:48
good now uh if i grab myself some
122:50
eyeliner and uh we'll start undoing the
122:53
eyes
122:53
making it look good what did you guys
122:55
vote for what did you want for lips
122:56
though
122:57
what did you want a bit of lag
123:01
i might have been a bit like don't
123:04
stop don't just spam [ __ ] i don't
123:07
need chat to be rick rolled yet again
123:09
oh god i gotta remind you for new people
123:12
uh
123:12
yeah no that's that's not real
123:18
all right let's try and make this look
123:19
good peach ah
123:21
gloss oh my god chad
123:24
your taste natural oh my god green black
123:27
i was about to say are your tastes
123:28
actually getting good
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no apparently not
123:37
the first person that said green was the
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one that ruined it for you all of you
123:47
i mean don't get me wrong when i did the
123:49
dream cosplay i debated on doing a
123:52
green like a green eyeshadow look no
124:01
some stuff you just gotta realize what
124:02
you can and can't pull off you know
124:18
oh that is a clean that is a clean line
124:25
when i fill this in god damn
124:48
hell yeah that's a [ __ ] spiky boy
124:51
that's a spiky boy
124:52
hell yeah i nailed that spiky boys
124:58
spikey boy spikey boy boys okay
125:01
beautiful
125:01
damn right i hear this hissing nude wait
125:03
what hissing
125:06
what the [ __ ] is this a meme that i
125:08
don't know
125:16
oh i'm so sorry i'm ignoring you this is
125:18
some high octane stuff right here
125:33
okay i'm kind of proud of that one i'm
125:34
kind of proud of that actually i'm kind
125:36
of proud of that that actually
125:37
went pretty well i'm i'm kind of proud
125:40
please tell me why am i watching this i
125:42
don't know
125:54
it's all these years of playing video
125:57
games my hand-eye coordination
125:59
is sublime look at that
126:02
my hand-eye coordination dude i've been
126:04
telling my parents for years
126:06
minecraft's gonna help me with something
126:07
that's gonna help me dress up like a
126:09
woman in the future
126:10
they never believed me they always said
126:12
finn why are you saying it like that
126:14
why are you yelling at us when you talk
126:16
and i yelled back at them
126:18
you don't understand it's not a phase
126:20
i'm training
126:21
i'm training my hands i'm training my
126:23
[ __ ] reaction time
126:24
life skills exactly i'm training just so
126:27
i can do a cat eye with eyeliner on the
126:29
internet
126:30
in in five years time that's what i've
126:32
been saying
126:33
that's why i played modern warfare 3
126:35
until i got the gold
126:36
ump this is exactly why
126:43
and now i've got to do it with my left
126:44
hand i didn't ever i i never i never got
126:46
the gold
126:47
i never pvp with my left hand this is
126:49
where this is all going to go wrong chat
126:59
oh my god
127:04
could it be
127:08
oh my god could it be
127:13
oh [ __ ] no i'm [ __ ] dude i'm shaking
127:16
i it's it's that thing it's in it's
127:18
modern warfare where you hold your
127:20
breath with the sniper for too long then
127:21
you let go
127:29
oh okay it's worse but it's not terrible
127:32
i think we got i think we're okay i
127:35
think we lived
127:55
oh [ __ ] it oh no no no no no no i
127:57
[ __ ] it up
127:58
oh [ __ ] oh semper fi chat uh help me out
128:14
lend me your spirits i need ever don't
128:16
breathe don't move
128:17
no it's fine it's fine it's fine
128:21
it's salvageable
128:41
it's not the best but it's not the worst
128:44
i believe this can be salvaged
128:49
sweat is pouring off of my fingertips
128:52
i'm
128:52
i'm doing it marines in makeup dude i'll
128:54
host that online class
128:56
don't get me started i'll make up i'll
128:58
make a master master class on this
129:13
oh i goofed it i goofed it real good
129:33
okay i'm gonna call that okay i'm gonna
129:35
call that good
129:36
i can breathe i can breathe now instant
129:38
bad i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good
129:40
what the [ __ ] just happened oh someone
129:43
just got banned okay cool
129:45
we're good we did it i've i'm calling
129:48
this fine i'm calling it fine
129:49
i'm just i'm i'm good i'm i'm good it's
129:51
time for eyelashes now
129:56
semper fi chat thanks for helping me out
129:58
through through all of that
130:00
that was real nice here
130:03
okay now among us
130:07
oh did someone post the among us penis
130:09
again in chat
130:10
did the the mods got it in time i
130:12
believe but my god
130:14
looks fine it's not terrible lucky
130:17
come on focus buddy it's not the worst i
130:19
feel like i could have done thicker on
130:21
the top of the eye there but
130:22
comparatively
130:24
okay it's not great but it's gonna have
130:27
an eyelash on it it's fine
130:29
it's fine i'm gonna put an eyelash on it
130:31
so it you're not really gonna see
130:32
the place that i have messed up you're
130:34
pretty much just gonna see the wing of
130:36
it
130:36
so it's okay could be worse try without
130:39
the eyelashes
130:40
no uh definitely not definitely
130:43
incorrect
130:48
i'm of i'm of age and just got banned on
130:50
discord for being underage
130:52
uh if you're 13 you'll probably be
130:54
banned
130:58
hello discord's got a uh underage limit
131:01
thingy
131:02
hello thanks for the prime thanks to the
131:06
three-month prime do the inner wait do
131:08
do inner eyeliner no okay
131:12
oh you mean the [ __ ] the waterline
131:14
thing
131:22
no
131:24
lol i'm 14 just made it you just made it
131:28
past the barrier to entry into the
131:29
discord
131:37
dude i cannot do my left eye it's so
131:40
much harder
131:43
every everything that i do on my left
131:45
eye i look like a caveman trying to do
131:46
it
131:48
and i've never got any better with it
131:50
either it's just kind of like learning
131:52
how not to [ __ ] up and that's pretty
131:53
much it
131:55
okay good enough good enough i agree
132:00
i was born in [ __ ] a thousand bc
132:03
no my goddamn eyelash
132:06
oh no i dropped my fake eyelash okay
132:09
caveman cool i agree
132:10
did you not see me with the vr headset
132:14
need to be 13 plus the joint discord
132:16
yeah i think discord in general has like
132:18
a 13
132:19
age age thing not waterline in a corner
132:22
oh i don't really do it there it's just
132:24
a it's just a like preference of mine
132:26
that i think it looks better on me
132:28
without doing it like that without doing
132:29
the full eye with eyeliner i think it
132:31
looks better for me
132:32
but
132:37
die you [ __ ] finn why are you going
132:40
at 100 miles an hour you always make
132:42
mistakes unless
132:43
slow down listen a bit street's been
132:45
going for two hours i feel like i've
132:47
been kind of slow with this actually
132:50
usually my makeup takes like an hour
132:52
maybe if i'm being relaxed about it
132:56
it's just because streaming i've slowed
132:58
down than what i usually do
133:02
i'm a speedy please don't tell people
133:04
your ages online there are probably
133:06
pedos about
133:08
i agree also
133:11
if you're suspected of being under 30
133:13
that's exactly why we have to ban
133:15
everyone that's under
133:16
13. um because it's [ __ ]
133:19
creepy [ __ ] happens online dude we don't
133:22
want to be responsible for that
133:24
uh okay there are discord mods about
133:28
indeed a hype train is close one more
133:30
person needs to sub
133:32
gift uh gift or use bits
133:35
holy crap hype train almost boys
133:38
is it time for a hike train i don't like
133:40
men but i like you hell yeah holy [ __ ]
133:44
pyro was streaming earlier today
133:45
i didn't even notice that okay
133:48
official discovers that you must be 13
133:50
indeed okay i'm getting this eyelash a
133:52
little bit tacky and then i'm going to
133:53
be able to put it on
133:54
there we go what happened hey thanks for
133:57
the day what's up
133:59
hell yeah okay
134:02
we've got a hype train going uh
134:05
oh my gosh vince to just use uh peach
134:07
and uh watermelon what
134:12
uh wait what watermelon what do you mean
134:15
watermelon
134:16
what do you mean watermelon it's like
134:18
lipstick color okay
134:19
i'll i'll do a poll for it i'll drag
134:21
hole but i think peach was like a really
134:23
high one up hey kefla thank you
134:26
thanks for [ __ ] subs how are you dude
134:29
i'm i'll do it i'm gonna be out i'm
134:31
gonna i'm gonna have so many subs
134:33
i'm finally gonna hit a million subs on
134:35
on youtube
134:36
on twitch i'll hit a million subs i
134:38
can't wait wait how many subs
134:40
is there a way to check how many subs
134:42
i've had overall glass
134:45
that's also an option we could do that
134:47
actually that works really well for what
134:48
you wanted to do for the color
134:50
yeah okay that works actually all right
134:52
we'll do it
134:54
let's do it let's do this first though
135:17
have some more pie grin
135:21
hell yeah
135:30
do you like it do you like what i've
135:32
done i sent it to your wedding dress
135:34
photo and he wants tp wife you
135:38
know what i sent your wedding just
135:41
phoned in he wants to wipe it
135:43
send it to who
135:48
also i'm fine with marrying anyone as
135:50
long as i get half the stuff in the
135:51
divorce
135:52
that's fine like i'm i would i i
135:55
yeah i'm a bit of a gold digger i don't
135:57
know if you've noticed
136:01
gradient pink phillips i've never done
136:03
that actually
136:06
oh hell yeah i've never done like any
136:09
lip thing
136:10
any like lip design i've never done it
136:14
should i try i actually don't know how
136:19
i genuinely don't know how to do that
136:22
first time for everything yeah i don't
136:24
know how to do that
136:26
i didn't have to do that i kind of i
136:28
kind of want to try it at some point
136:30
though
136:33
wait no that's silly yes okay finally i
136:35
got half the stuff in the divorce thank
136:36
you
136:37
you guys want to get married i get to
136:39
take half the stuff but you guys want to
136:40
get married
136:43
okay i get half your [ __ ]
136:46
i'll take your house and your kids and
136:48
i'll take the car
136:50
and you'll have to find it i'll move to
136:54
spain and run from the authorities
136:59
okay
137:02
i'll move to puerto rico and no one will
137:05
find me ever again i'll steal
137:08
uh your stuff that's my goal
137:12
if i ever disappear from the internet
137:13
i've either been murdered or i've stolen
137:15
half of someone's stuff and moved to
137:16
puerto rico
137:18
all right finn i beg you
137:22
finn i beg you don't take the kids i'm
137:24
sorry
137:26
you know what no you're right the kids
137:27
that are alive i don't want them they're
137:29
annoying also
137:30
kids are [ __ ] awful hey [ __ ] you did
137:33
something thank you
137:35
oh dude oh dude i read an awful chat
137:38
message
137:39
oh god i read oh [ __ ] that's awful
137:44
um someone's
137:48
someone said finn are you going to split
137:50
the kids horizontally
137:51
everything except my dogs wait
137:54
you can take one of my dogs i'll take a
137:57
dog i'd actually really like a dog
137:58
that'd be cool
138:00
the russian ex-wife got everything
138:01
except my dogs
138:04
okay i'll take the dog i'll like a dog
138:05
i'll take the dog i'll have a dog i
138:07
would like a dog
138:08
i've been trying to get a dog i've been
138:09
really wanting to get a dog but i wanted
138:11
to get my license in a car so i can take
138:12
to the park really easily
138:14
i really want dude i'd feel dreadful if
138:17
i couldn't take care of a dog properly
138:19
so i'm just trying to do everything i
138:20
can to just make sure i'm
138:22
like ready for it but i really want a
138:24
dog
138:30
because i mean there's tons of people
138:32
that have told me like oh just go get a
138:33
dog it's great just go get one it
138:34
doesn't matter and i'm like
138:36
why don't
138:40
i think for me i like absolutely have to
138:42
be able to take like
138:45
best care of the of my of my boy of my
138:48
dog
138:50
and i don't want a cat
138:57
because cats um you can love a cat for
139:01
their their entire life
139:02
and it will still try and rip your leg
139:04
apart and it will eat you if you die
139:07
cool [ __ ]
139:11
cats are not very pog champ dogs are
139:13
literally always pog champ
139:15
that's my opinion you're gorgeous
139:19
i only look gorgeous when i finish with
139:21
the eyelashes
139:22
up until this point i looked awful and
139:25
now i look okay
139:27
when i let the hair oh there we go we
139:28
did it chat do you like the eyeshadow
139:30
it's nude and pink and it's sparkly and
139:32
it's great
139:33
do you like it isn't it nice this is the
139:36
first step by the way
139:38
still haven't picked the lipstick uh
139:40
okay do you wanna do a poll for it we're
139:41
gonna do like peachy
139:42
thingy okay let's do it or gloss
139:46
or anything okay right let's do it um
139:49
lips okay
139:54
i actually really think the eyeshadow
139:56
worked out really well especially with
139:57
this eye like look
139:58
it's kind of like a really cool design
140:01
but not even design sorry it's just a
140:02
good pairing and [ __ ] maybe you guys
140:04
do actually have okay taste
140:06
um all right um
140:10
glittery plus
140:14
and then oh what breed of dog do you
140:17
want
140:18
i really like the idea of getting a uh
140:20
australian shepherd
140:21
but they're way too much work i can't
140:23
keep australian shepherds like the dream
140:25
dog
140:25
same thing with like getting a husky or
140:26
a sheba you know they just require
140:28
so much maintenance that i've just i
140:31
know realistically i
140:32
i can't i can't give it them so i can't
140:34
really get one but
140:35
really i think what i want to do with a
140:37
dog is i want to get one that's like
140:38
older
140:39
because i don't i'm not i don't like
140:41
want a dog because oh cute little puppy
140:42
thing
140:43
i i wanted i want to have a dog as like
140:45
you know a companion like my boy you
140:46
know my guy
140:47
uh so i kind of had the idea of getting
140:49
like a rescue dog like a really
140:51
older rescue dog um and then
140:54
just kind of vibed with them because
140:55
they it kind of fits the lifestyle too
140:57
like they they don't need
140:58
constant attention and i i there's
141:00
something real cute about having like an
141:02
older dog
141:03
i i just i like the idea of it and i
141:06
feel like i'd be doing some good
141:07
so i don't know
141:10
i like dogs a lot um taking care of
141:13
puppies i don't think i could i think
141:14
that's too much for me
141:16
um i think it's a lot nicer just to get
141:19
one from like a rescue
141:21
okay at least for me i don't have any
141:22
problem with them i know you think
141:24
you're a gold digger but
141:26
you have shown a lot more respect and
141:28
compassion
141:29
for your community and the trans
141:31
community whom you have become an ally
141:33
for than many
141:34
no i'm i'm still streamers out there
141:37
thank you for being a role model
141:39
please stay humble and awesome i
141:41
disagree that i can't i can't be both
141:44
i think that everyone should pick up
141:47
that's nice i don't i dude it's so hard
141:49
to accept compliments like that
141:51
i can't do it okay uh
141:55
so let's go guard dog oh great idea i'll
141:58
get like a really tough
141:59
uh dog okay um
142:02
i'll keep like one of those dogs that
142:04
are just like scary but they're also
142:06
real cuddly like normally anyway
142:08
okay so what's going to be the thing
142:11
i've got pink
142:12
lip stain because i know you guys want
142:13
that glittery i got
142:15
regular gloss like peachy
142:19
okay and then um
142:23
i've got the other ones that are like
142:25
maroony
142:26
like maroon like nude what
142:30
i don't know dark blue you're insane
142:35
you're insane okay rottweiler
142:39
okay what
142:42
i think that might be it i think that
142:44
might genuinely be the
142:45
be the selection no i guess i'll include
142:48
bread
142:49
but i don't know why dark red
142:52
dark red would clash a bit is that this
142:56
this is not a bad color watermelon
143:02
it's not a terrible color
143:07
i've never actually used this before boy
143:09
that's nasty
143:10
i've left that in the jar for too long
143:16
nah that's gross that's nasty oh damn
143:18
good color though
143:19
still bad though hey thanks for the five
143:21
gifted subs that's nasty now
143:23
how the [ __ ] do i get this off my hand
143:30
thank you okay uh
143:33
yellow i want one more i got one more
143:35
slot to fill in
143:37
come on buddy he's ignoring lip stain
143:40
comments i've already added in the lip
143:42
stain
143:43
what else i've had i've added it in i'm
143:47
just waiting until i get one more option
143:51
uh
143:55
i pick [ __ ] it i'm gonna put ipic okay
143:57
there we go you go
143:58
just go just go just go go go go go go
144:00
go go go go go go go
144:04
pick my lip go
144:08
lip stain's gonna happen possibly not i
144:10
had a pretty big like thing
144:12
a lot of people on um the nude peach lip
144:15
gloss thing
144:16
like a nice natural thing
144:20
so we don't know pink lip stain could
144:23
win but i i've got a feeling i got a
144:25
feeling
144:26
vote in the poll chat i've only given
144:27
you a minute vote in my poll
144:33
i believe i might be right but i i don't
144:35
know
144:39
oh my god
144:43
[Music]
144:49
why do i have like a thing i had another
144:51
music thing that i really liked
144:53
it's close what's it gonna be i'm
144:55
thinking yep nudes i think nudes got it
144:58
oh my god nude slash peas look like you
145:00
got it chat
145:01
good job chet you picked the option that
145:04
i think would look best
145:05
that would have been my pick as well um
145:08
so good job i
145:09
i you know what your tastes are
145:10
improving as a as a group
145:12
as a as a collective they're improving
145:14
um i just realized i haven't actually
145:16
done the playlist yet holy [ __ ]
145:19
how could i forgot the po box yet no
145:22
i'm saving them all up i'm saving them
145:24
all up for the 30th
145:26
that's when that's gonna happen i'm
145:28
saving them all i'm gonna do a giant po
145:30
box unboxing stream
145:32
um i'm trying to find like a good
145:35
[ __ ]
145:35
brush where's my brush where's my brush
145:38
my brush
145:39
there it is okay
145:43
i'm so i'm kind of glad pink lipstine
145:45
didn't didn't win that
145:48
okay i mean [ __ ] we there's one
145:51
option we could do that still involves
145:53
the lip stain
145:58
because what we could do is do like
146:02
the pink lipstine a very small amount of
146:04
it just so it has a little bit of like
146:06
pink to it
146:09
it's not enough for it to actually stain
146:12
uh there's like that we could do like
146:14
pink lip stain and then have like the
146:16
gloss over it
146:17
like a tiny bit what do you think about
146:19
that
146:20
what do you thunk your mind what do you
146:24
think
146:25
what do you think is close
146:29
what's your favorite music this
146:37
[Music]
146:43
holy [ __ ] it's new hour
146:58
you don't really want to say
147:09
and you're down
147:16
[Music]
147:28
i don't care i haven't got dmca from
147:30
that yet it's a parody i don't know okay
147:32
let's do it uh let's do the [ __ ]
147:36
let's do this all right i'll go with
147:38
i'll go with what we decided on doing
147:49
okay let's see how badly this works out
147:56
first
148:07
stay strong
148:11
even though they can't donate
148:14
stay strong guys
148:28
okay a little bit pink see what i mean
148:32
little bit pink it's not that bad though
148:35
a little bit pink what do you think so
148:37
far
148:38
not bad and then
148:42
change your mind where is it
148:45
where's his clothes
148:54
okay ready good looking good all right a
148:56
little bit pink is fine
149:00
and then it's the boy and then it's the
149:02
lip gloss all right let's do it
149:34
there we go we're done
149:37
what do you think i think we're done
149:40
with the makeup what do you think
149:41
what are you thunking chat i can't even
149:43
see myself properly
149:45
hold on there we go hey that doesn't
149:48
look too bad actually
149:49
i don't even mind that what do you think
149:52
good now put a lot of pink can't do it
149:56
now
149:57
okay oh my god
150:01
i really like your eyes oh yeah thank
150:04
you
150:04
i really tried i did not brush my hair
150:07
holy [ __ ]
150:08
my favorite parts of the shirt it
150:10
honestly matches the shirt
150:12
i think that's why you got the idea of
150:14
black and purple that one time because i
150:16
was wearing black and pinky purple
150:18
okay it kind of matches this
150:22
okay there we go we did it cutie
150:27
i do look like a gamer girl honestly
150:29
like couldn't i be playing overwatch
150:31
right now
150:35
you know you know what i mean i could
150:36
tell you playing overwatch right now
150:40
why overwatch you ask you know exactly
150:43
why or league of legends
150:46
okay so with the diva chair exactly it's
150:49
i still haven't bought that chair oh my
150:51
god i can't now paypal's [ __ ] ah
150:53
i can't even buy it anymore paypal i
150:54
know working okay
150:56
bob's a gamer girl so the next thing
150:58
you've got to pick though is an outfit
151:00
um this is going to be a little bit hard
151:05
because i know for a fact none of you no
151:08
i didn't see
151:08
one single comment one single comment
151:12
talk about how you were gonna try and
151:13
match this with anything
151:15
not gonna lie i like the shirt it's an
151:18
okay shirt
151:19
i don't mind the shirt i've worn it once
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uh gamer girl outfit that's fair
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only problem with lip gloss is that
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random strands of hair get stuck in it
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all right you forgot but you forgot
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bob's we haven't done the outfit yet
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uh all right should we vote on what you
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guys want uh let's
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find let me do a poll for like a general
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okay okay
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okay um
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and then
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what else what give me give me things
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give me thanks we haven't we haven't
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done anything with the wig yet
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i haven't done that [ __ ] yet we're gonna
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we're gonna figure that out in a second
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right now we're gonna try and
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pick an outfit we're gonna see if these
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three parts you got really quite
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pink makeup uh we're gonna see whether
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it matches with the stuff you're gonna
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pick okay
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um we're not doing the we're not doing
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the wig yet we're doing uh we're doing
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the outfit so red dress was the thing
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that i showed you
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i've got that down i put this shirt plus
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a skirt etc you know the
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corset bobs everything um and you guys
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can pick a skirt
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um what else what else do you think
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latex dress nope that would take a
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long time to do also i don't know where
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it is
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okay
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uh oh god
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this is just dreadful this is just
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dreadful
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okay other dress
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all right let's just get one out let's
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get something out the way first
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because i know a lot of you guys kind of
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like this uh pink dress
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okay uh
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what else all right let's do this
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let's just do other other
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i'll give you that option there you go
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black red titan dress from the photo
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shoot i've got it i know where it is all
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right
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i don't know if it matches with the
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makeup though okay go for it
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chat pic i want to be surprised i don't
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want to know what it's going to be i
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want to be surprised by this answer
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color white shirt under a sweater
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chat you're already [ __ ] this up oh
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mustache i'm sorry
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this is this is what happens when chad
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decides i want to know though
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it's it's i'm it's like a social
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experiment i'm seeing whether they can
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work together to achieve a common goal
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okay what's it gonna be what's it gonna
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be what's it gonna be what's it gonna be
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what's it gonna be
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what's it gonna be what's it gonna be
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what's it gonna be
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we already know they can't well i wanna
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know i wanna see you want to see i want
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to see i want to see i want to see
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i want i want i want i want to see
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okay i'm hyped i'm kind of hyped kind of
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hyped kind of hyped and kind of hyped
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about this dude
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i'm kind of hyped pink dress [ __ ]
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what
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okay why one guy
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said that
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okay there's a few i have a lot of pink
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dresses in all fairness
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we'll try it all right i'll get you guys
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some options okay i've got one here
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already on the ground oh my god
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i'm gonna dude i'm gonna this is gonna
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get in my eyes without me putting a
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hairband on
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okay yes it's yes i'm a gamer girl
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try to keep up all right this
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uh option number one we got this thing
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uh
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it's it's the one i wore before it's
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pretty cool i it's a good one it's a
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solid option let's get more
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all right it's gonna take me a minute
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now wait a second
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this is the perfect opportunity for me
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to run an ad
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let's go let's go let's go let's go i'm
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running an ad i'm running an ad because
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i can
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let's go okay uh let's grab my
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channel link okay uh
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stream manager all right let's go on to
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this let me set up my uh let me set up
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my
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before stream uh with this let's change
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this to
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uh changing or wait
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getting outfits okay right there we go
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uh adds no i'm gonna give you a one
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minute ad one minute at a one minute not
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a very long ad what
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i lied a three minute ad one sec
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all right if you didn't get an ad uh let
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me play you off with some katy perry
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all right
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[Music]
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like a [ __ ] i would know
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and you oversink always be
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pretty clean i should not
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stay on the court for me
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[Music]
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is
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[Music]
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and you're down
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[Music]
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i can go
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[Music]
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is
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[Music]
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is
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you really
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me
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is
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[Applause]
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it's me it's me
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it's me again it's me again
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now okay there's a couple things oh my
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god the strawberry dress i didn't even
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[ __ ] think about that one what the
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[ __ ]
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where is that
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i don't know where that is i don't know
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where oh wait what where
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i don't know where that is
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the strawberry dress i don't know where
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it is it's gone i [ __ ] lost it i
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don't know what else to tell you
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it's gone i don't know what else to tell
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you all right
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it's gone dude strawberry dress on the
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chair
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no it ain't no i don't is it
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one sec it might be
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is it wait no
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it ain't is it
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no it ain't i don't know what you're on
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about
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all right [ __ ] it let me show you i
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don't know okay let me show you right so
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hey boys here's what we got we got a bit
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of a mound of clothes
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uh they're all god i don't know why you
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want this
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okay here's every pink dress that i
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could find
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i'm honestly the strawberry dress might
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be in the wash
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um but here are these
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um here's the first one
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here's the first one um it is
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just uh literally frills
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everywhere it's got uh roses on it
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and it's bright pink number one i want
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you to remember this
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number one number two is one that you
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guys sent to me
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and it is i haven't even taken the tag
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off this thing yet
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the pinkest [ __ ] thing i've ever seen
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yet again it's like it's getting worse
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as it goes on this is not the best uh
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this is not good for me all of these
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things are pink as all hell
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uh here's another one it's like a
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it's like a [ __ ] 50s dress thing
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it's polka dotty you know it's got a
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it's got a thing you know it's a polka
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dot 50s dress
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pretty nifty it's you know but yeah
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there's this one there's the one the i
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already said that one
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uh there's the one you've already seen
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okay and then there's this one
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and then there's this one it's the same
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thing as the other one but it's like as
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if a granny made it it's like very very
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peach
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it's not pink it's like peach okay
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so that is what i've got that is what
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i've got
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um i'm gonna go and do a poll because
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you guys voted for a pink dress for some
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reason
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okay let's do a poll for it um dress
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right let's do this again let me make
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let me number them right i'm gonna
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number them differently this time
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this is now the final conclusion uh wait
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i got an idea i'm just gonna name them
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this is the 50s dress okay 50s dress
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uh this one peach dress
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i would call it grandma dress but i
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don't want to i don't want to bias the
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results
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uh this one uh flowered
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wait flower dress flower dress
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okay although i've already worn that one
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flower dress okay
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next one this is the
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uh pink abomination issues
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um i i don't know what else to call it
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it's it's
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uh the the pink abomination
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okay next up and last finally uh at
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least
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um it is the uh pink flowery frilly
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everything dress it's like what a flower
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girl would wear to a wedding
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uh um
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pink frilly thing
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there we go and i want you to vote on it
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go
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do your thing chat i'm ready bearing in
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mind we still don't have a wig picked so
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think about that in your in your final
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results i want you to bear that in mind
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and i want to know exactly what you guys
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think where's the wedding dress it's in
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the other room
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all right oh the results are mostly
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going to
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50s dress that is kind of interesting
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wow is this what you came to after
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lockdown yes pink abomination is also
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hot on the tails of the 50s dress
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how dare you by the way i don't like any
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of you and you're upsetting me
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uh 50 dress is mostly winning have i
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ever worn that before
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have i ever worn the 50s dress before
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have i pink abomination gang
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yes have i when
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when did i i don't remember
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no the cooking stream i was in the red
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one almost one year
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big ups pog the 50s cooking stream no
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that was red
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this is pink this is a whole different
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thing this one's pink this time
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50s dress okay i've never
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yeah it was the red one hell yeah
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okay fifth dress wins it i yeah
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there we go i haven't had the
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opportunity to wear this yet it's
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literally just been in the wardrobe
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forever
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so there it is it didn't notify me but
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it's okay
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twitch is trying to kill me i can't even
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let this chair
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sit upright it's like
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oh okay that's the best we're gonna get
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oh my god i don't wanna test it okay
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okay i've got to [ __ ] undo this thing
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all right
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yeah let's get into a 50s dress shall we
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chat wait [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] wait [ __ ]
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this doesn't have like a thing this
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looks like this on you it
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don't ignore this bit it looks like this
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because there's like two straps
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it oh dude do i need to use the [ __ ]
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stick on ones
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the stick on bob's i'm gonna oh [ __ ]
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this is gonna suck though if i have to
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do that
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petticoat i do also have a pedicure do
165:45
you guys want a petticoat with this
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thing
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i mean i do have one but it's dumb
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it's real dumb it makes it
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it's so done it makes it look better but
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my god okay
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let's do it i'm becoming a 50s housewife
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all right ready uh let me get you on
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some like
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nice polish cow in the background that
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really am that really amps everyone up
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polish cow 10 hours let's do it
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pedicure and it must pedicure it's a
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must for a 50 stress okay right let's do
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it
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you need the stick on bobs i am working
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on it dude [ __ ] god
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i hope you enjoy your time without
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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change your mind like a girl change his
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clothes
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like a [ __ ] i would know
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and you overseeing always
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[Music]
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okay so here's what's happening uh
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i have maybe tightened this corset the
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most it has ever been tightened
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this [ __ ] corset week has really
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taken its toll boys
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but you know why not [ __ ] what is back
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thank you chad you're so nice to me oh
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man you're so kind and
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kind and considerate chat you're so nice
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okay
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so right now i'm just tying the end of
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this thing it's a bit of an annoying
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dress to put on
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weirdly enough no i've got zero organs
175:13
my organs have been pushed into
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i think this is fine uh this stick on
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bobs are a pen in the [ __ ] but it's
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fine
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i did them they're not like giant
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they're pretty natural looking i believe
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um and i'm ready
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but then again there's no like i swear
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they used to be a waistband
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like yeah there used to be a waistband
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for this
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holy [ __ ] okay i'm gonna quickly run if
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i can find it one sec
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one moment
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[Music]
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oh
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i want to show you how snatch the waste
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all righty i'm almost done i believe
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i have to kind of tie this around my
176:42
waist twice or else it won't really fit
176:43
well
176:45
or else it will [ __ ] i don't know
176:47
whether do you guys want a big bow at
176:48
the front or do you want a small bow up
176:50
front
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because i can do it like both ways
176:54
okay big bowl small bow give me a quick
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give me a quick option
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big bowl small bow go
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go go go go go go go go go big okay i'll
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work on that
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it's not even that big it's just
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somewhat big
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but i just kind of realized okay this
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can tie a bow even if it wraps around me
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twice
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so i might as well just do a nice bow at
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the front
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okay oh all right chant you ready
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all in all it's glory are you ready
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let me shut my door so it doesn't blow
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in the wind and freak me out
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should i get hold on shall i get some
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intro music one sec where's my where's
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my favorite like uh what was it
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hold on there it is disco sweet trip
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all right
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okay i'm just brushing the hair out
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i don't know if i can look like a
177:54
housewife but i'm trying my best
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okay how do i look
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okay tam platform heels or white ones
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uh i don't know about the tan ones okay
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ready ready champ
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wait wait
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[Music]
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okay there we go i got the thing we're
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in it oh dude this place this is still
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loops okay
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there we go we did it i kind of want to
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go and grab the pedicle i just
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remembered i forgot to do it
178:45
i kind of forgot the pedicoat holy [ __ ]
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i'm like
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i did this terribly i'm gonna run and
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grab it one sec i'll show you what i
178:51
mean
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look at this look at this [ __ ] thing
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this is what it is that goes under it
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this entire giant thing is what goes
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under this dress
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like this is how big it's supposed to be
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shall i do it
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one sec hold on the only issue i see is
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i'm not like what
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god damn it i'm not wearing any like
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thing that kind of protects
179:21
if you guys see something so i'm kind of
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a bit
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um a bit hesitant for it but
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let's [ __ ] do it one sec
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okay all right chat
179:40
what do you think good like it i
179:43
couldn't tie the bow at the back
179:45
what do you think nice do do like
179:48
do indeed enjoy
179:52
this feels so [ __ ] weird to sit on
179:55
princess how dare you
179:57
ah how many times do i need to say to
179:59
not call me princess
180:01
you need the spandex shorts yeah i know
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but
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oh well okay
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housewife hours dude even even going
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into uh
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vera cuddle needs heels what the [ __ ]
180:19
do you want heels i know that this oh
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i know that you're picking my outfit but
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do we really have to add heels again
180:30
yeah okay i can breathe fine
180:34
right if we were gonna do heels what
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would you like chat
180:38
what which ones what color what style
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what would you like
180:41
what heels would you enjoy
180:47
the white ones white ones okay
180:51
i didn't think about the white ones
180:52
actually you want to do white heels
180:55
there's black ones too there's white
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heels there's black heels
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i'll do a pole oh i'll do a pole you
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guys are like kind of divided dude this
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course is making my [ __ ]
181:06
thing go weird my voice okay heals
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um [ __ ] yeezys
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uh so looking pogba's tonight black
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white thank you pink and then what
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uh oh my god tan there we go
181:26
i don't know why you'd want tan but some
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a couple people said it you need a
181:28
hairband
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i do do i have like a light pink one i
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do
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hold on
181:42
there we go
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nice cool okay
181:50
white one holy [ __ ] by a while too i
181:52
almost thought pink would win it okay
181:54
let me oh dude the petticoat's so
181:56
annoying i can't do that
181:58
ah one second
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oh my god
182:09
one sec this is such a [ __ ] dreadful
182:12
situation i find myself in with this
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sometimes
182:16
because i can't bend over and get this
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or that
182:19
my god or as soon as i bend over this is
182:23
going to come
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up so i'm kind of [ __ ] i'm going to
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just like kick them over or do you want
182:30
the gold ones
182:34
oh my god okay all those these
182:37
do you think it matches the outfit oh my
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god
182:41
okay white ones white ones we've got the
182:44
white heels
182:45
we've got them oh my god the corset is
182:48
so tight
182:50
not the gold yeah no i don't think
182:53
they'd match
182:56
what you know okay can i quickly say
182:59
how's your cleaning skills
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bad uh can i quickly say that whenever
183:03
you guys pick my outfit
183:05
it always somehow ends up pink
183:08
every time it's i gave
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oh dude i can if you spend two hours
183:21
three hours making yourself look like
183:24
uh 50s housewife you'll be able to do it
183:27
there we go i've conveniently got a lot
183:30
of practice in walking in heels since
183:31
the vr stream
183:32
so there we go we're in heels white
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heels pink dress
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looking fly i do believe not terrible i
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got smaller bobs
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this time but hey what do you think what
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we
183:44
what we funkin like it good indeed
183:50
chad doesn't pick anything else they
183:52
pick black and then pink that's pretty
183:54
chair fainted chair chairs had enough of
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this [ __ ] dude
183:59
okay now for vr no
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lose the pedicle is the wrong length i
184:05
can fix that but
184:07
i can't be [ __ ] hold on do i need to
184:09
one sec i can fix the pedicle but
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i gotta go off camera again one sec
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one moment i've gotta like pull the
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dress
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way up and then pull the course and pull
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the uh
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uh the pedocode up as well
184:25
so it's kind of like correct
184:29
but in all fairness it was bought just
184:31
as a random pedocode it wasn't sized so
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i don't know
184:36
this is a little bit better but
184:39
honestly i don't even mind how it looks
184:41
where it's like a little bit of a rim
184:43
around it i don't mind it
184:46
but the only issue is i've got to do
184:47
this every time i
184:49
sit down oh my god okay
184:52
i can do this do you have any necklaces
184:54
not really i have earrings
184:56
i have earrings but i don't have any
184:57
necklaces this whole chat needs to be
184:59
bonked
185:01
oh my god you look so much like a 50s
185:05
housewife that i feel like
185:06
yelling at you after work she didn't
185:07
cook dinner i cooked vegetarian dinner
185:10
and then the the husband comes home and
185:12
he's not happy at all
185:18
become an ocean violation do you guys
185:20
want uh which which earrings do you want
185:23
there's the classics the silvery like
185:25
bandy ones or there's the silvery
185:27
you are my spirit animal rings which one
185:31
the rings the hoops or the um or the
185:34
spiralies
185:35
hoops or the spy release what do you
185:36
think nope pearl necklace
185:39
i don't know what the pearl necklace is
185:40
i might have one
185:43
oh my god
185:46
uh uh
185:50
do i
185:54
oh my god chat
185:57
wait everyone needs to stop
186:01
everyone needs to stop doing exactly
186:03
what they're doing the hoops okay
186:04
we've agreed on the hoops got you all
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right
186:08
everyone needs to stop pause
186:11
pause everyone shush
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do you remember when i said
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that i happen to have bought
186:21
some of the sticky pads
186:24
that freddy had that said they stick
186:28
way too hard for the bobs
186:31
and i got them and then [ __ ] lost
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them and then
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everyone was annoyed at me
186:37
guess what i've just found guess what
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i've just found
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i've just [ __ ] found them i found the
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i
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found the bobas i found the bob stickers
186:50
i've look at this [ __ ] i [ __ ] found
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them
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i have so many of them and i found them
186:59
these are already stick on though at
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least then because i'm [ __ ] this is
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funny
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i found them holy [ __ ] i lost these i
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spent money on these
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i didn't buy any more because i didn't
187:09
want to spend more money
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but look okay i want to test how sticky
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they are before i apply them to my
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actual skin
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what the [ __ ] how do i even do this just
187:20
in time for the two months of girl month
187:22
in the three months of bob
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bruh that is no no
187:27
dude listen to that hold on
187:31
i'd lightly touched it very lightly
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right
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that is [ __ ] five months that is like
187:40
gorilla glue bruh i i mean
187:46
do i swap them out for that should i try
187:49
them
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do i try them or what wait how do you
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stick them to both sides
187:56
wait how do you stick them to both sides
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oh my god
188:01
wait how does it stick to you because i
188:03
see one sticky side but i don't see the
188:05
rest of it
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what the [ __ ] how does this work do it
188:10
save them for next dude i've got 40 of
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them
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there's 10 just in that one pack that
188:15
they i open i've got four more
188:18
okay i found what they are hold on
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uh right how do i do this
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okay i don't care
188:29
how do i do it what is there any
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instructions
188:33
i feel like there should be instructions
188:35
okay i found them
188:37
i found the instructions i cut up the
188:38
last one and i'm not gonna this time
188:41
okay right what is it
188:44
uh for best results in summer i need to
188:47
uh wash with water
188:49
uh so it's not like oily and [ __ ] um
188:53
what the [ __ ]
188:58
expense wait what is there more to this
189:04
no what okay
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glue the side that's not sticky to the
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bobs glue
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what no that's not right
189:15
that's not correct there's no way that's
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correct
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uh allowed to drive ben tape slightly
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the middle split
189:23
i probably to apply to the best breast
189:25
form go
189:26
okay got it bend tape okay was this the
189:29
tape
189:31
okay well i did that okay
189:34
uh leave for one minute god it needs to
189:37
it needs a minute that was what it was
189:39
after 10 seconds okay
189:41
uh remove all skin side backing
189:44
there isn't any there isn't any though
189:49
what is there a backing to this
189:52
do i need to ask freddie no
189:55
what there isn't what am i done what
189:59
about this is like
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get some pink nails on i don't have any
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pink fake nails
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paint your nails oh my god how do i do
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this
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how would i do this just get breast
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implants
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how do i do it do i have to go and ask
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[ __ ] freddy for this [ __ ]
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get freddy on vc i don't know if he's
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here
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dude i don't know where the [ __ ] i do it
190:24
bend it i mean i could just bend it but
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oh my god daddy's [ __ ] on dude that
190:29
hurt a little bit
190:31
okay [ __ ] oh my god um
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what where's the tape there's the tape
190:47
am i stupid
190:52
oh stick this side to your skin oh wait
190:55
okay this okay this side goes on me but
190:58
how do you get this to the bobs
191:02
what the [ __ ] what tape
191:06
where's the tape
191:09
where's the tape though is there tape
191:12
though
191:12
i'm confusion i'm so confused
191:17
wait do you think hold on
191:24
no what call a professional
191:31
no it's not this is meant to stick to uh
191:33
this is meant to stick to the skin this
191:35
side
191:35
is meant to stick to skin uh
191:39
the other side stick to bob to you i
191:41
don't think that's true
191:43
what it doesn't say to bend it
191:47
peel clear backing from the middle split
191:50
what the [ __ ]
191:53
no way
191:57
no way
192:03
is there a split in this wait a minute
192:07
wait a minute
192:10
wait a minute one sec there's something
192:14
to this that i don't know
192:22
what no this is wrong this has got to be
192:24
wrong
192:25
there's no way that's correct it is
192:33
i figured it out i figured it out i
192:36
figured it out do i do it i figured it
192:38
out i did it i did it i did it i did it
192:40
i what do i do it
192:41
i figured it out i did like do i do it
192:44
do i [ __ ] do it
192:47
chad i just want you to know that i want
192:49
like
192:53
i want uh when we hook up paypal again
192:57
i want big donor big donor boys
193:01
holy [ __ ] i did it okay
193:06
oh no oh no did i do something hold on
193:10
all right let's take that back down
193:14
oh no from the middle oh my god
193:17
it's so like sticky it's so sticky
193:23
it's so [ __ ] sticky like
193:26
incredibly so
193:30
there we go okay and then this side goes
193:33
like this
193:34
on that bam there we go
193:38
and i did it look at that okay that's on
193:42
there and then i take that away
193:44
and then that goes on me i did it would
193:46
you paint your nails
193:48
yeah not now i don't want to have to
193:51
paint them
193:53
okay i already goofed this side up the
193:55
really sticky side is the bit that goes
193:56
on you and i already kind of goofed this
193:58
so i'm just going to kind of do that and
194:01
move it to the side
194:03
away okay i've got like so many of these
194:06
okay you bend it down the middle like
194:07
that you've got to find the middle part
194:09
though
194:10
there it is okay and then you do it no
194:12
more chest hair i don't know if i need
194:14
to begin with baby
194:17
okay okay okay okay okay
194:20
right holy [ __ ]
194:24
oh my god okay okay
194:28
oh
194:31
should i just [ __ ] you have to audio
194:33
record when you take them off
194:36
see that's a good idea
194:41
there we go okay i've got the hang of
194:43
this now
194:44
and then i do the same thing on this
194:46
side like
194:50
so
194:53
oh you [ __ ] god dude you
194:56
dude as soon as your hand touches this
194:58
it's like on
195:00
i guess it is like meant to stick to
195:02
your skin
195:03
but still
195:06
it's impressive how on it is okay
195:09
i did it i did it look at that i did the
195:12
thing i did the thing
195:13
chad i did the thing oh okay i'm done
195:16
now
195:19
i gotta take these ones off you're not
195:21
doing it right
195:22
the stronger glue goes on the bob side
195:25
the peel from the middle
195:27
instruction is for the side that sticks
195:30
to you
195:30
really really are you
195:34
sure are you sure
195:38
are you sure stop
195:42
because i'm pretty sure that i'm right
195:46
that's what it said no it didn't that's
195:48
that's not what it said there's two peel
195:50
off sides
195:51
that is one that peels off and so was
195:53
what i was doing so
195:55
okay f after stuff just saying stuff
195:59
nailed it um
196:04
wash bob spots should i [ __ ] shall i
196:07
wash do i like quickly run into the
196:08
bathroom and just
196:09
i don't want it to stay on forever
196:11
though like
196:13
i don't i don't want to like wash my
196:15
chest
196:16
because then it's like it'll really be
196:18
[ __ ] stuck
196:19
you know
196:24
uh i do need to take this off though
196:28
[ __ ]
196:31
i'll just do it how bad could it be it's
196:32
fine i'll do it
196:34
oh okay give me a minute i'm [ __ ] i'm
196:37
gonna go create some bobs
196:39
i'm gonna go give myself bob's brb
196:43
cat jam oh dude do you want what what do
196:45
you want katy perry do you want
196:46
disco what do you want what do you want
196:48
i'm thinking disco it's a short song
196:50
three minutes
196:50
what do you think i'm thinking this one
196:55
all right let's do this one okay teddy
196:57
perry
197:02
disco disco what a good idea
197:05
what a great idea see you in a minute
197:08
all right chad if you're here you're one
197:10
of the good ones i'll see in a second
197:13
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
197:58
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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[Music]
199:47
[Music]
199:59
okay right i'm not done
200:04
i'm not done i'm almost i haven't put
200:06
them on yet but i am now
200:08
washed uh it's now ready to go on
200:11
obviously i can't show you it because
200:13
there's multiple types of nipples here
200:16
i'm just trying to get the positioning
200:17
right uh because that's pretty important
200:19
i guess when i'm
200:21
dude that i've never felt something like
200:24
adhere to me
200:25
so quick
200:29
okay and now i do i leave it for a
200:32
minute apparently i it's one of them's
200:34
on
200:35
one of them is on okay one of them is on
200:40
uh let me do the other i'm really
200:43
[ __ ] hoping that i didn't do any of
200:44
this wrong
200:47
from listening to freddie these things
200:50
sound like
200:51
a major pain in the ass but obviously
200:54
like he's used him he knows
200:56
he wouldn't give me any he wouldn't give
200:57
me advice that'd be bad
200:59
he wouldn't tell me to get these things
201:01
if they were gonna
201:03
[ __ ] hurt me would he woody
201:06
it's not like he was one of you guys for
201:07
a while one of the viewers
201:14
okay okay so now i just stay with them
201:17
for a minute
201:18
okay do i just stay with this
201:21
he wouldn't do anything of the sort no
201:24
okay
201:26
um i'd wager there more of a pain on the
201:29
chest
201:30
my god okay
201:34
[Music]
201:36
okay i feel like it's almost been a
201:38
minute has it been a minute
201:40
can you guys count down from 60 thank
201:42
you guys i'm relying on you can you
201:44
count down from 60 please thank you
201:46
thanks chad thank you no
201:49
you're bad at this i want some counting
201:51
60 seconds start it
201:52
start the clock ready all right someone
201:55
said one so we're pretty close to
201:57
finishing
201:58
okay thanks boys almost at 50 seconds
202:08
oh god
202:13
all right it can't be that bad
202:16
okay i'm gonna tie this up i'm gonna tie
202:19
this while it's happening
202:20
damn you guys can't count huh no not at
202:22
all we've managed to get
202:23
like four digit numbers in the chat from
202:25
counting down from 60.
202:28
he's gone into the negative five
202:29
thousands 420
202:31
i don't think that's right
202:35
there's like three people genuinely
202:37
counting
202:41
okay stop the count no okay keep going
202:45
i think we're on 20s i think we're on
202:46
the 20 seconds
202:48
around 20 seconds to go
202:53
okay oh
202:57
and now listen i know fred freddy
202:59
wouldn't freddie wouldn't [ __ ]
203:01
freddie wouldn't [ __ ] me about on this
203:02
freddie wouldn't do freddie wouldn't do
203:04
anything to hurt me
203:06
he's uh he's a good guy and he wouldn't
203:08
[ __ ]
203:09
oh god oh my god
203:13
i'm really hoping this works out okay
203:16
i'm really hoping these come off
203:17
okay otherwise i'm gonna have to spam uh
203:20
help me okay
203:26
ready i think we're good okay i think
203:28
we're good you guys counted down from
203:29
zip there we go zero zero okay we're all
203:31
right we're good we're good ready
203:33
nothing's changed there's no countdown
203:36
hey we're back
203:37
nothing changed uh to you anyway um
203:40
this however feels
203:45
really secure
203:49
oh god almost worryingly so is that bad
203:53
is that something that i should not uh
203:56
not like
203:56
because these are like on
204:00
how long are they supposed to last never
204:02
read that
204:08
uh how do i even do it is this one of
204:11
those multi-day adhesives
204:14
i don't know oh god i don't know
204:18
i genuinely don't know i know someone
204:20
that's worn it though
204:21
oh damn so i don't know
204:25
i actually don't know how long they're
204:26
last [ __ ] thanks for the [ __ ] subs
204:27
logan
204:28
hell yeah logan you give did a few this
204:30
stream thank you
204:32
okay let's do some earrings uh i'm gonna
204:34
quickly message
204:36
good practice for the three months dude
204:41
but yeah like dude they're on like that
204:44
they're on like that they're not oh yeah
204:47
okay should i message freddy
204:51
and see how long they last for
204:57
shall i find out i don't
205:01
okay that looks okay actually it doesn't
205:04
look
205:04
trashy bob's weak oh god okay let's
205:08
let's find out let me ask freddie oh you
205:10
would dm me already
205:13
oh god uh the longest i've done is like
205:15
four hours i think they're good
205:16
up to 12. okay that's not bad that's
205:19
okay
205:20
that's fine that's fine 12 hours
205:25
i mean i can take them off though right
205:27
like [ __ ] god i can take them off
205:29
though
205:29
so it's fine four hours the stamina dude
205:33
he's just sending me crunch what a
205:35
[ __ ] guy he's in chat
205:38
okay i think we should be fine then we
205:40
should be fine
205:41
we're fine we're fine fine we're fine
205:42
fine but like they won't like
205:44
they're not hard to take off though
205:46
right freddy
205:48
no they're not right i need to i need to
205:51
now okay cool freddie says they're not
205:53
they're not hard to take off
205:54
easy [ __ ] easy [ __ ] i'm good chat
205:58
i'm solid
206:01
it's like a shitty plaster okay
206:04
i'm sure they come off in the shower i'm
206:06
sure they come off if i just pull them
206:08
i'm sliding down my chair because of
206:10
this [ __ ] thing
206:12
okay it's fine we got him we're there on
206:14
there on
206:15
but they'd stay on for a while my god
206:19
okay they stay on for up to 12 hours
206:22
which is a lot longer than the um than
206:24
the other one
206:25
than than the normal ones so for the for
206:28
the
206:28
have fun with the stream you two my guy
206:30
thanks for the ride um
206:32
holy [ __ ] joy thanks for the thing
206:34
gifted subs we're now done i think
206:36
i think are we good have we completed
206:39
this is so hard to brush my hair and
206:40
wear this
206:41
what the [ __ ] have i just done what the
206:43
[ __ ] have i just done
206:44
what the [ __ ] okay are we good with this
206:48
or what do you think we've now got 12
206:50
hour bobs of 50s housewife
206:52
uh outfit makeup done stunning by the
206:55
way chat and then um
206:57
there we go
207:03
uh tell freddie his check is in the mail
207:05
for him
207:07
he's in the stream so that's that way
207:10
your hair look
207:10
wait your hair looked good like that it
207:12
did for a sec but i couldn't have keep
207:13
kept it like
207:14
oh damn my god thank oh
207:17
welcome to the council oh chase oh my
207:19
god thanks for the 10 gifted subs
207:21
we've almost dude we almost are gonna
207:24
hit the [ __ ] 5000 sub mark and we
207:25
didn't even like
207:27
oh nothing for the neck i don't have any
207:29
necklaces i have no necklaces
207:32
i've i've got no necklaces i have okay i
207:34
do i have like
207:35
collars um they might be a little bit
207:39
[ __ ]
207:40
that's the only issue that i can find
207:41
with it um
207:45
like oh dude look the [ __ ] perfume
207:47
and shit's still in here
207:48
um okay
207:52
yeah i basically got really a little bit
207:54
[ __ ] colors
207:55
like this that says daddy on it
207:58
uh i've got this one that's a pink love
208:02
heart
208:02
i've got [ __ ] this one that's just a
208:06
bell
208:07
i've got so guess you're sleeping with
208:09
bob's tonight then
208:11
no i'm taking them off before then i've
208:13
got this one which is like a black
208:15
i wore this once before that's pretty
208:17
good it's like got a it's black with a
208:18
love heart on it it's pretty nifty
208:20
uh it's cool necklace i like it i got
208:22
this one it's a color with a bow on it
208:24
and a bell
208:25
what do you want which one of those d
208:27
would you like chat
208:32
oh my god wait look what i found i found
208:34
the pearl one
208:36
never mind i'm not wearing any of the
208:37
[ __ ] ones i'm wearing the pearl one
208:39
oh god and there's also this one which
208:41
is just a bit over the top
208:42
okay pearl one we got it
208:46
the one thing the one necklace the one
208:48
that will save me from looking like a
208:49
[ __ ]
208:50
okay how do i even wear this there we go
208:54
how do i even wear this thing i wore it
208:56
when i was doing the bunny stream but
208:58
now i don't know how
209:01
oh god i hate that i hate that so much
209:05
holy [ __ ] whenever hair gets in your in
209:07
your face like mouth
209:09
do you have long white gloves i don't i
209:11
have long purple gloves
209:13
okay so i had to quickly pin my hair
209:15
back
209:16
okay oh my god doing this with long
209:18
nails would be insane
209:20
i've already got like pretty long
209:21
natural nails too
209:24
okay this is really quite a balancing
209:28
act
209:32
okay
209:38
how do you make the wigs look natural
209:41
beanie
209:43
a beanie this is not a wig obviously
209:45
this is my normal hair what would be the
209:47
goal for a feminine or androgynous
209:49
haircut i don't know what that would
209:51
look like
209:52
and there we go that's the necklace
209:56
there we go got the pearl necklace on
209:58
and everything
210:00
i don't know what that would look like
210:05
actually it can a one pearl necklace can
210:08
okay
210:08
uh we've got like [ __ ] what
210:12
what [ __ ] what was the question oh a
210:15
haircut what would that even
210:16
look like like um uh
210:19
like women uh
210:23
what would that look like like what
210:25
would the haircut be
210:28
azula hair um
210:32
mr mustache is right don't know girl
210:34
take it out face deserves a subscription
210:37
i mean i'm i am growing my hair but also
210:40
i can't we can't do a donut goal i mean
210:42
i am growing my hair but
210:45
um
210:46
[Music]
210:49
you look like an old lady that's trying
210:50
to look young welcome to looking like
210:53
you're a 50s housewife okay
210:55
so a pixie cut
210:59
the [ __ ]
211:05
[Music]
211:06
i wouldn't really say that's feminine
211:10
hold on let's look wait is it i mean
211:14
i mean okay okay i have let let me let
211:17
me show you right
211:18
i know my tabs are insane but like
211:20
doesn't that just look like a
211:22
funny number doesn't it just look like a
211:25
dude's haircut
211:27
like i swear i've had this hair
211:32
uh i don't know i i think that would be
211:34
kind of like
211:35
a strange one because then you'd all get
211:37
pissed at me that i just got a hair a
211:38
guy's haircut
211:40
the necklace doesn't fit i kind of agree
211:43
it also it's a very cowarny thing
211:45
yeah it's it's kind of the karen cut i
211:48
don't know about pixie cut i think
211:49
you're thinking of the wrong thing i
211:50
think you're thinking of like a bob
211:54
you're thinking of a bob you're thinking
211:56
of a bob right
211:57
this is the karen haircut yeah look this
212:00
is this is the karen haircut dude like
212:02
uh like bob hare okay look right this is
212:06
tell me this is not tell me this this is
212:08
not the karen haircut dude
212:10
like this is [ __ ] it's the it doesn't
212:13
matter if it's on taylor swift
212:14
or random woman it is the karen cut like
212:17
that's what this is
212:19
this is let me see the manager so i
212:22
can't i don't know
212:24
short bangs you mean like this
212:29
i don't know i don't know dude i don't
212:32
know dude
212:33
i think that growing the hair out's the
212:34
better one daddy collar would be cute
212:38
no you could just cut your ends to make
212:42
your hair look more neat
212:44
true true could do that but you know
212:49
do i by the way do i keep keep or remove
212:51
the necklace
212:53
people remove this one i don't know what
212:55
you guys what your opinion is on how
212:57
this looks
212:58
what do you think remove wow that's a
213:01
lot of moves okay
213:03
that's a lot of removes my god
213:06
because i kind of agree it doesn't
213:07
really fit but it's close if it was like
213:10
not goldy it's a little bit goldy
213:15
alright there we go i need like a
213:18
regular silver necklace like not
213:20
anything like big big like just like a
213:22
regular silver looking one
213:24
replace with daddy one no that will look
213:26
bad ball gag
213:27
don't own one yet weirdly enough i
213:30
haven't managed to go on the black one
213:31
with the chains i don't think that would
213:32
fit actually
213:34
a simpler pearl necklace i kind of agree
213:37
time to buy one
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my god what i don't own one yet what was
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i saw what
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what
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uh necklace off much better i kind of
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agree um
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oh my god there we go bell choker
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ah that's a decent idea actually you
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know what actually that does fit hold on
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one sec i was just envisioning it
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that might actually fit well hold on
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that actually fits hold on
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there we go
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although it is mind-numbingly annoying
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how loud the bell is for me
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it's like it's all the time
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okay there we go now each one cat ears
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see now you're just making it like a cat
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girl thing but
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it cut it it does kind of work actually
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this kind of looks good i like it [ __ ]
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it this is better
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this is better this is a better fashion
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statement i like it
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all right now i can finally like figure
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out my game plan to take these bobs off
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dude i like flicked him a little bit
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there that [ __ ] like
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that felt like something dude that was
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like [ __ ] like that
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little bit of pain like these things are
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on
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what size the dress i think it's like uh
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i think it's like 12
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12. yeah 12 is probably a good guess
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hot water no they'll come off it's just
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going to be annoying
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it's not gonna be hard it's just gonna
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be like oh my god they're on
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i could okay it's good to know that i
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could actually like keep these on for a
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little bit longer
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that's okay i can do so i can do a
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stream with that at some point
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at some point not now sleep with them on
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no i don't think you're supposed to
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i also don't want to
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like there's a warning on this that says
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removal from skin may cause a red mark
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just like a plaster
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that's how strong it is
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just sleep like that um no i mean
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listen if we can hit
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no i'm not gonna do that that's gonna
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make a sub goal for it no
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i'm not gonna make a sub goal to keep
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bobs on all day um
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i don't really wanna 50 slubs to sleep
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with them on no
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uh you fool no
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also 50 subs far too low far too low you
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you have no idea
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the extent of my gold digging um
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oh my god my voice kind of like going a
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little bit i've been streaming for like
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three and a half hours
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glue them on for 150 that's what this is
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they pretty much are
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okay there we go solidly um
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actually can sub-god be corset month no
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i'm going to try and fix
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uh fix the paypal situation and then um
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we'll do
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further goals like that but of course
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it's such a pain in the ass dude
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like this one's um what the [ __ ] this
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one's fine
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like right now it's the tightest it's
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ever been and i barely feel it
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because i've gotten better at like
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actually lacing the corset and and
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making it to a comfortable point but
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courses wouldn't be too bad it's just
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that it's just like
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having to having waking up at a time
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when actually putting them on
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all right uh can you try the reading
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dress on with the stick on boobs it
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would redeem it
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it wouldn't redeem it it's not the bob's
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that came down it's the it's the dress
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that came down
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that's why it's a pain instagram twitter
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nah i don't think this is an outfit for
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instagram
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instagram twitter tucking i'm not
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talking
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[ __ ] that um i'm there's no shot i
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can't be [ __ ] ah oh just use the oh
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dude i got a better idea i'll just use
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the bob things the sticky pads and just
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stick it there
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easy just tuck by gluing it in place
217:31
simple um sawyer set up on ltt damn
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right
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damn right you did el the linus tech
217:39
tips finally released that video
217:40
i'm proud well uh maybe i'll i'm gonna
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i'm gonna end the stream off here uh
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maybe i'll take some photos for twitter
217:47
i don't know maybe maybe i will maybe i
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will
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maybe maybe maybe uh
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photos in the discord okay well i'll see
217:57
you chat uh this was a fun little stream
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i'm gonna try and fix paypal
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uh try and fix that whole situation no
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wigs oh [ __ ] i forgot about that
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i can't think of a wig that would fit
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with this
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already cute yeah we didn't really make
218:17
it for a wig you know what i'm going to
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do next stream i'll do a wig
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i'll bring some to germany because the
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next stream i do is probably going to be
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in germany
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um but yeah this is the last uk stream
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baby
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uh heels
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on we already got the heels on dude five
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inches
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it's great all right i will see you guys
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chad i'm gonna be
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i'm gonna be [ __ ] um i'm gonna be
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calling paypal on the phone
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playing time in the council chat playing
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time okay
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we'll do i'll i'll come help you out
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with that um
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no need wig pretty awesome hell yeah
218:53
next time we'll do something with the
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wig because i want to do like
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i've got a nice grey wig and i really
218:56
want to do something with that i'm
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thinking
218:58
gray wig and then the beige um the beige
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hoodie
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and wear that as like a dress where the
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tat where the beige like tan heels
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wear some like [ __ ] thigh highs or
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[ __ ] yeah some thigh highs
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some heels that's a look anyway
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i'll see you boys bye daddy god [ __ ]
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damn it all right
219:18
i'll see you in the next one uh cooking
219:20
stream that's good idea with theresa
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all right i'll see you next one boys
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peace bye
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wait hold on i can't do this i can't do
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a wink oh my god i can never figure out
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the wink
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i close both eyes