00:28
bye
00:30
[Music]
01:17
[Music]
01:24
do
01:27
honestly this video only goes on for 30
01:29
seconds and i've got nothing else better
01:31
than minecraft note blocks
01:32
[Music]
01:33
um so um
01:36
it's your boy i don't know what else to
01:38
say it's been already
01:40
going for a minute it's your boy this
01:42
episode was chosen by my patrons on
01:43
patreon to be
01:45
okay thank you uh blockman what the [ __ ]
01:47
this is 150 million views
01:49
anyway hey boys what's going on i am
01:52
incredibly uncomfortable and i will show
01:54
you why
01:56
um hold on give me just a second
01:59
and i'll be able to show you exactly
02:00
what i mean let me play a good level let
02:02
me play
02:02
oh no no wait hold on you know what i
02:05
haven't played in ages
02:06
oh my god it's my birthday hold on
02:10
you know i haven't played in ages you
02:11
know i haven't played in ages yet
02:14
oh [ __ ]
02:15
[Music]
02:17
oh yeah
02:26
[Music]
02:34
and you
02:38
[Music]
02:43
for me
02:57
[Music]
02:58
you don't really want to say no
03:01
but you really want to
03:09
and you're down
03:18
[Music]
03:28
the best of your abilities
03:35
[Music]
03:44
crazy
03:59
along the lyrics by the way
04:16
[Music]
04:21
someone who's called the doctor
04:30
[Music]
04:40
is
04:55
want to is
04:55
[Music]
05:09
hey what's up so
05:13
boys and girls
05:16
is this today marks the anniversary of
05:19
the first time i ever
05:21
dressed up on camera why am i
05:24
appearing to be out of breath you'll see
05:27
uh hold on uh i showed you the dress on
05:30
on like a picture
05:32
um i can confidently say i'm wearing it
05:34
slightly worse than the model
05:36
um but it is on barely and i'll tell you
05:40
how and why
05:41
so let me show you me hold on ready
05:44
ready show us okay ready three
05:46
two one me hey boys my birthday i got a
05:50
nice
05:51
boyf day dress look at me look how
05:54
cool it is my waist is so extremely thin
05:58
when like like [ __ ] when you can't
06:01
really see it but yeah my voice is very
06:02
small
06:03
look at me birthday was
06:07
ate me um now
06:10
this i honestly thought okay this
06:13
doesn't fit me i tried it on a second
06:15
ago
06:15
i went okay this dress doesn't fit me at
06:17
all couldn't get this
06:19
the zip up at all got the wrong size i
06:21
went marisa happy b
06:23
day to our favorite girl congrats on the
06:25
300k
06:26
followers i bet you 50 bucks you
06:30
can chug one of the smirnoof ice we're
06:33
gonna uh i caught marisa up and i just
06:35
went hey marisa can you
06:36
absolutely destroy this dress for me
06:38
just pull the zip up as far as it will
06:40
go if it breaks it breaks doesn't matter
06:41
it'll be funny
06:42
and she only went and [ __ ] did it but
06:45
oh my god i cannot move i
06:49
they don't tell you the dresses can be
06:50
constricted i can't
06:52
that that's it that's all i got waste
06:54
movement-wise hello
06:57
hey um and yeah this is like in my size
07:01
and it's it's [ __ ] like sequins too
07:04
so it's sharp
07:05
there's no elastic to it at all and yeah
07:08
not my best not not my best effort to
07:10
try on a dress before a stream started
07:12
birthday baby baby f1 nn5t
07:16
lesbian baby boy hey so
07:19
what oh but i think the makeup is pretty
07:22
bug
07:23
i think the makeup was pretty dope um
07:25
i've
07:26
yeah looking cute today damn right boys
07:29
and
07:30
i know you could there's not much of it
07:32
behind me i've just got a little bit i
07:33
showed you guys on
07:34
instagram i think if you touch your
07:36
elbows to your belly button for
07:37
flexibility check
07:40
oh you think i'll fall for this huh you
07:42
think i'll fall for the oldest trick in
07:44
the book
07:47
dumb anyway uh i i fell for all
07:50
um we saw you look so pretty today
07:55
don't i i look great i look fantastic
07:58
um it is quite warm though i bet this is
08:00
a voice over lol
08:01
why am i watching this salute for 10
08:04
months already oh my god
08:06
uh i can't tell you
08:10
i don't know why i'm still doing it here
08:12
is the lilly something for your birthday
08:15
just have an egg helen day and make it
08:17
eggs ex tra
08:18
special i hope the only things that you
08:22
have to blow today
08:23
are candles and balloons sorry i was too
08:27
excited about cracking a few puns
08:29
oh [ __ ] god there was like a solid four
08:32
in there jesus christ
08:33
ten months subbed worst ten months of my
08:36
life
08:36
okay so uh god damn it uh so let me
08:40
show you what i'm up to lana hey hey
08:42
lana thanks for five good subs thank you
08:44
um there is far more let me show you let
08:47
me point the camera over there a little
08:48
bit let me open this door for you
08:53
do you see all those happy birthdays you
08:56
see most of them at all
08:58
but i can they're all over there they
09:00
are
09:01
what and i honestly don't think all of
09:03
them are here i don't think marisa
09:04
brought all them up
09:05
why is this [ __ ] my waist is here but
09:08
i can't make it like
09:10
sit i don't know this dress is like
09:14
weird anyway um gold heels would look
09:17
great with this
09:18
damn right i've got the gold hills do i
09:20
wear the gold heels chat do i wear
09:22
the gold indeed why have you been
09:24
experimenting with this for so long
09:27
i don't know i couldn't find them i
09:29
couldn't find the hit pads
09:30
i don't know where the [ __ ] they are
09:32
bulldog thanks bulldog
09:34
yes okay we'll wear them hold on um
09:37
all right let me kick these over here
09:38
because i i don't i wanna risk bending
09:41
down
09:43
all right we have a metric [ __ ] ton of
09:46
packages
09:47
i cannot begin to show you how many oh
09:50
now
09:51
um hold on let me just nudge some over
09:54
thanks for the 10 gifted hey stop thanks
09:56
for the 10.
09:57
hold on oh [ __ ] i got to take my head's
09:58
phones off let me like
10:00
bounce them in one second
10:05
right that that this
10:08
this thing they're all soft it's fine
10:10
i'm not going to break any
10:14
these that's mine this
10:17
that this that holy [ __ ]
10:29
this is not all of them what the [ __ ] i
10:31
asked for all of them and i can't find
10:32
all of them
10:34
yep there's some that one's heavy as
10:37
[ __ ] by the way
10:41
wait what that skip though oh [ __ ]
10:44
god
10:47
all right i do one thing remotely
10:49
feminine
10:50
one single thing remotely feminine you
10:52
guys love it six months
11:04
[Music]
11:07
do you know what you're going to look
11:08
back on on cringe at in the future
11:12
it's not the cross-dressing it's how
11:14
insanely messy your friggin house is
11:17
by the way there are four piles
11:20
um there is four times
11:24
so much when i watch your mind
11:29
like a girl without makeup oh my god
11:32
at some point i'm going to need to break
11:34
a dance it's simple oh holy [ __ ]
11:37
thank you thanks for 25 subs
11:40
hey steli oh yeah this is 25 gifted subs
11:44
let me bring it back a little bit oh my
11:46
god
11:47
okay maybe i should have prepared a
11:48
little bit more but i didn't want to do
11:50
that 11 months
11:51
pog i need to sit down like this or else
11:53
it's not going to work
11:55
there we go
11:58
i'm finn is lit finn boy literally
12:00
living in a recycling bin
12:02
oh yeah read back donors okay let me say
12:06
um do you know what's going on let's see
12:10
let me replay
12:15
[Music]
12:18
happy b day
12:24
you for the 50 pal
12:27
it's the second birthday technically i
12:29
was 21 like 10 days ago but
12:33
i'll take it rose's birthday today sorry
12:36
finn was 21
12:38
a little while ago rose turns one no
12:41
that's weird that's creepy
12:42
um rose turns 21 today so
12:46
pogba's um
12:50
anyway this dress needs to come off at
12:53
some point during today by the way holy
12:55
[ __ ]
12:55
it is like murdering me there oh my god
12:59
okay we'll see though we'll see how long
13:00
i can deal with this until
13:01
you know what you're going to look back
13:03
on on cringes in the future
13:04
i reap this replay it's not the
13:06
cross-dressing it's how insanely messy
13:08
your friggin house is
13:13
[Music]
13:16
i have seen you as rose so much that
13:18
when i watched your minecraft vid you
13:21
just
13:21
looked like a girl without makeup
13:27
that ain't good that ain't good
13:30
oh my god
13:34
dying here dude holy [ __ ] thank you for
13:37
the five dollars
13:38
please more money so i can deal with the
13:40
fact that i'm being like
13:42
variously razor bladed all over this oh
13:45
wait that's a replay sorry i'm done pb
13:46
day thank you for the 50 again but you
13:49
didn't give me it again i replied
13:51
i'm sorry okay so there is
13:55
normally not that much but okay normally
13:58
when i
13:58
do po box stuff i get like i get
14:02
this maybe maybe that much stuff at a
14:04
really big one
14:06
um but number one we got four times that
14:09
amount number two
14:10
they're all [ __ ] heavy this is heavy
14:13
as [ __ ]
14:13
actually now open my package if you
14:16
catch my drift
14:19
i'll look into your package i am i know
14:22
there's a tab to open it with but i
14:23
really want to use a knife
14:25
because i got sent this knife in a po
14:26
box and it's really [ __ ] good at
14:28
opening packages
14:31
yeah they're all like dense like this is
14:33
dense dude
14:35
i can't it's like the white birthday
14:37
rose it's my 20th birthday to pog
14:40
no way laura biting citizen hell yeah
14:42
okay first one of the day
14:44
thanks for that by the way this one just
14:46
says cannon
14:48
exclamation mark by uh [ __ ] i never
14:51
know how to say your name fdc
14:53
fdc fdc not the ftc
14:56
because they are really mad at me uh i
14:58
didn't pay my taxes anyway
15:00
um but no fdc frequent donator guy
15:03
sent me this it just says canon
15:05
exclamation mark
15:07
one package will be weird know all the
15:11
wholesome verses
15:12
yep do you think do you think one of the
15:14
packages is going to be weird as [ __ ]
15:16
okay don't worry about breaking the
15:19
dress like i told you in a previous
15:21
stream i
15:21
already ordered the exact same dress
15:25
the universe does have a sense of humor
15:28
maybe in a larger size
15:30
i got this one in medium and uh turns
15:32
out that
15:33
i am medium from here downward like this
15:36
is baggy at my waist
15:38
and then like it's baggy at my waist and
15:40
then tight as [ __ ] around my chest and
15:42
shoulders because you know
15:43
i'm man five months lfg les gang
15:48
what the [ __ ]
15:51
no [ __ ] way they sent me a bomb
16:00
it's a [ __ ] cannon it's a real metal
16:02
cannon
16:04
and i read the first thing i read
16:06
materials included black powder
16:09
holy [ __ ] dude
16:14
this goes boom oh my god look at this
16:17
that's so [ __ ] cool
16:19
[Music]
16:21
it's really metal it's heavy if you're
16:23
missing the last couple of streams here
16:25
is a your b day gift as finn
16:27
thank you pal you've you've done so much
16:31
pal thank you holy [ __ ]
16:33
oh my god that is pretty nutty happy
16:37
birthday three
16:38
thank you luniper oh my god
16:43
do i fire it wait where's the black
16:45
powder
16:46
happy birthday rose also can you tell
16:48
edmund that he needs to join vc
16:51
edmund go join vc your friends are
16:53
missing you where's the black powder
16:55
i don't see any i don't see any black
16:58
powder
16:58
there's nothing in the box there's
17:00
nothing in the back in there happy
17:01
birthday my very manly queen
17:04
how do i fire this i really want to
17:08
i really really want to fire but i don't
17:09
know how how would i even like make it
17:12
go boom anyway
17:16
[Music]
17:19
greetings happy birthday rose you're
17:22
beautiful as always especially your
17:24
smile
17:26
for your health
17:30
thank you oh dead sugar monster for the
17:32
health
17:33
poor poor one out for me by pour one out
17:35
i mean down your gullet
17:36
down your throat this is sick thank you
17:39
for the hundred [ __ ] dollars you
17:40
could have bought so many more monsters
17:41
with that
17:42
and now i can buy monsters too i can't
17:44
swab all the way
17:45
oh my god you've got to like oh i don't
17:47
think it okay
17:49
the next girl month was up but i
17:50
couldn't resist
17:52
happy birthday rose i just thought
17:54
you're looking extremely cute today
17:57
damn it damn it oh that's so annoying
18:00
yeah i guess they can't
18:01
give me where's the scuffed drinks
18:04
oh i at some point i'll get marisa too
18:08
but i i just have uh jack daniels as of
18:10
right now i do have smirnoff ice though
18:12
in the fridge
18:13
and i [ __ ] love that stuff
18:14
[Music]
18:16
damn it wait did i i missed a donation
18:20
didn't i
18:21
ignored 100 bucks i missed one holy [ __ ]
18:23
i'm sorry i knew i missed one
18:25
hold on oh my stash i was gonna wait
18:27
until next girl month was up but i
18:29
couldn't resist happy birthday rose
18:30
you're looking
18:30
extremely cute today thank you mustache
18:34
i'm so sorry i missed it
18:35
i'm stupid i'm sorry i'm kind of
18:39
uh torn with the with the boom boom what
18:41
the [ __ ] thank you birthday rose
18:43
not gay but i sure am simping thank you
18:45
for the hundred dollar donut mustache
18:47
and thank you chris thanks for the 55 i
18:50
need my black powder though i wanted to
18:52
i wanted to make this thing go boom
18:54
you know damn it how do i do 10 months
18:56
on her birthday
18:58
laughing face oh yeah
19:01
okay so you're one of the subscribers
19:04
from when i actually
19:08
started
19:10
all right so what was i going to do oh
19:12
yeah [ __ ]
19:13
uh i've got a thing if there was a if
19:15
there's any instructions
19:17
no i oh yeah i did throw away the
19:18
instructions but they didn't give they
19:20
didn't provide me with stuff
19:21
oh a match match powder
19:26
[Music]
19:27
that's clever i know how to do a
19:30
birthday hottie
19:33
yes because i need to get up to go
19:35
retrieve this thing too away so
19:38
carelessly i'm not in heels though shall
19:40
i put on the heels first
19:42
afterwards happy birthday
19:46
thanks for the fun streams and the cool
19:48
community that you've grown
19:50
there we are birthday dressed home and
19:52
by the way the room's not
19:53
usually this messy it's just that i'm
19:55
doing a p.o box thing so i'm sorry
19:57
okay let me put the heels on
20:03
thanks for making this 30 year old feel
20:06
better and more accepting of themselves
20:08
waddles in a top hat thanks for 50 bucks
20:11
and thank you
20:12
i'm just going to be saying thank you
20:13
the entire time dude you guys are so
20:15
nice to me
20:16
way too nice to me you better put up a
20:19
dono goal f1 ncess
20:22
you know what fine if we if we're gonna
20:24
keep if we're gonna keep
20:26
like if you guys are gonna keep donating
20:28
like this sure
20:29
i'll put up a donut goal what do you
20:31
want
20:32
there was what do you what would you
20:34
like as a donation girl
20:39
i'm putting on well i put on these heels
20:42
oh my god i can
20:46
what would you like birthday
20:52
that is a surprising amount usually you
20:54
get one or one or two that say hrt
20:56
this time it's like half a year um what
20:59
about
20:59
[ __ ] oh holy [ __ ] why do you want
21:01
something permanent to me
21:04
what about like the oh
21:07
we could do the laser hair remover not
21:09
entirely sure how it's supposed to work
21:11
you might have to separately get the
21:13
black
21:14
yeah powder as otherwise illegally
21:16
becomes a shotgun
21:18
yeah that's that's what exactly what i
21:19
mean i i was
21:21
i saw includes black powder i was like
21:24
really
21:24
hey you sent me a firearm then
21:28
wait holy [ __ ] that's totally just a
21:29
firearm if yeah if
21:32
he sent me bbs and uh and black powder
21:34
if you would have sent the black powder
21:36
just would have been a firearm hey honey
21:39
happy birthday
21:41
you look really sick
21:45
um thank you thanks for that hold on
21:48
i'm just doing up these heels here real
21:51
quick
21:53
do you want to do i'm not doing a heel
21:54
month do you want to do should we should
21:56
we do the the laser thing
21:58
the thing itself is like 400 bucks
22:01
apparently it only lasts for like six
22:03
months though so
22:04
pretty okay i can i can deal with that
22:06
two months
22:08
let's get a let's get a thing in tucking
22:09
week [ __ ]
22:11
hey team no okay we're doing we're doing
22:14
the laser thing that's a good big one i
22:15
guess
22:16
start the next girl month goal may as
22:18
well
22:21
you wanna
22:26
that was stove that's usually the guy
22:28
that says no okay let's do a poll
22:30
pog
22:33
go month
22:36
come on and then laser i guess and i'm
22:39
not putting one for each other
22:40
people who screams obscenities at
22:42
simpson a dress day
22:46
it's a national holiday how do you know
22:48
how does not everyone know
22:50
get your grandma involved she needs to
22:52
know about this is guy that screams in
22:54
chat inflatable
22:55
hot tub goal let's go no
22:58
uh i wish i had your confidence
23:02
oh it doesn't come immediately go watch
23:04
my older videos it sounds like i'm
23:06
whispering
23:07
uh go month holy [ __ ] okay come on
23:10
happy birthday and to all the creeps and
23:12
chat shushes
23:13
wants to stop hitting on her lol
23:16
she's one i am one years of age
23:19
rose turns one today um
23:23
i thought that was something giving
23:25
birth that gift holy [ __ ]
23:27
i'm dumb sorry it's not as much as
23:30
others but i am
23:31
super excited to donate for the first
23:34
time hi
23:36
please stay back hi there thank you for
23:40
donating for the first time
23:41
hi to you too okay
23:46
well we'll do a thing for it but for now
23:49
you guys wanted this i'll be nice and
23:52
add the 250 throughout
23:54
but you're one of the small things in
23:56
life that make me happy happy
23:59
extreme manly man bleed purple
24:02
okay let's give you one month exactly to
24:05
do it
24:06
thirty twenty twenty one i i
24:09
omg go i think that's exactly 30 days 29
24:12
days no 30 days okay there we go
24:14
it says 30 days for me and then 29 days
24:16
over there have
24:18
fun trying to hit that [ __ ] 70 percent
24:20
of you wanted to try and hit this guy i
24:22
think
24:22
him a simp now good luck i will remind
24:25
you when we don't hit it i'm growing a
24:26
beard
24:27
[Music]
24:28
just wanted to let you guys know that
24:30
you should do a makeup month when the
24:32
girl months are up you can wear what you
24:34
want but
24:35
with makeup the makeup's the worst bit
24:37
though
24:38
the makeup's the most annoying bit
24:40
though that's why it's annoying
24:42
beard beard beard hours okay let me get
24:44
the heels happy birthday rose
24:48
if we hit this [ __ ] goal
24:51
and thank you if we hit the goal my god
24:54
happy birthday
24:55
i could never thought that the only girl
24:57
in simping is actually a man
25:01
everyone needs someone whether it be
25:03
nico lol pokemane
25:05
who else who else is a girl that's
25:06
commonly sent over hassan
25:09
happy birthday rose wish you more
25:11
wholesome fan
25:12
interactions i would work on that but
25:15
your wish to get out of that dress is
25:17
hard to neglect
25:20
i should get a cake and then i could
25:22
like blow out the candles on it
25:24
happy birthday rose simps together
25:26
strong
25:28
these [ __ ] heels are not oh god
25:32
is it [ __ ] oh god
25:36
[Music]
25:37
it's happening a bit too quickly buddy
25:39
happy birthday thank you
25:51
[Music]
25:55
t1 shush is 21 because she was inside
25:59
finn all along edgar gaga
26:13
it stopped it's because i was yelling at
26:15
it hog
26:17
pog park thanks for the three months
26:21
oh my god
26:26
why no not full send i want to grow a
26:30
beard dead
26:31
i wanna i wanna cease eagle activities
26:33
and become a
26:34
lumberjack why is that so hard to ask
26:39
is that so much to watch beard is fine
26:41
with me i would do you in full boy mode
26:44
not gonna lie okay
26:48
well that works i guess it's not too
26:50
much to ask
26:52
[Music]
26:54
all right i'm like happy birthday from
26:56
germany
26:57
pug oh yeah germany's great i like just
27:00
came from uh
27:01
i just came from the airport trying to
27:02
get into germany uh they said no
27:04
so i'm i'm actually going to take that
27:06
back about the gym
27:08
oh god i haven't worn heels this tall in
27:10
so long okay
27:12
how do you think this is gonna work
27:14
what's the bet that i just immediately
27:15
fought
27:17
okay heels are on holy [ __ ] well i guess
27:20
here is the rest of your birthday gift
27:23
i'm sorry my gift couldn't be sent to
27:25
your p.o box but hopefully this makes up
27:27
for it
27:46
says
27:49
what honestly being by id pound tf out
27:51
of all bussy but goddamn pay
27:53
out taxes everyone immediately followed
27:56
but
27:57
dude oh by the way hold on let me show
27:59
you the heels real quick
28:00
these are the heels that i never want to
28:02
wear by the way look at them
28:04
i feel like you should add a 200 from me
28:06
and moustache to the goal
28:09
here's the heels what the [ __ ] pal
28:13
mustache what everyone what the [ __ ]
28:16
is going on why not just admit you want
28:20
to keep getting paid to stay in a
28:23
perpetual girl month
28:25
your protests don't convince anyone
28:28
why not just admit you uh you want to
28:30
keep getting paid
28:31
dude i always set the price for
28:33
something i'd be okay with happy
28:34
birthday
28:35
that's why it's so high i don't dude
28:38
the girl months would i wouldn't do them
28:40
if i didn't feel like they were worth it
28:43
and this amount of money is what makes
28:44
it worth it but [ __ ] god
28:49
very nice outfit this evening gorgeous
28:52
happy birthday rose i'm so close to
28:55
accidentally breaking it and thank you
28:57
ah
28:59
three grand in 30 minutes i'm gonna
29:01
dress up as a girl too
29:04
what is going on why is it all hundred
29:06
and two hundred dollar donations
29:09
you guys thank you
29:13
i'm gonna open another box i think let
29:15
me god damn it
29:17
what the [ __ ] is going on very nice
29:20
outfit this evening
29:21
gorgeous happy birthday rose i
29:26
this is great this is just great you did
29:28
this to yourself
29:34
we cannot let the queen have a beard
29:36
also happy birthday my queen
29:39
oh no [ __ ] i got a wet stone thank you
29:41
thank you for the happy birthday wishes
29:44
oh hey ben is that i just saw that i got
29:46
a wet stone what grade is it
29:48
what grid is it sorry happy birthday to
29:50
our favorite day
29:51
sharpening i wish i could look half as
29:53
possible
29:55
i'm sure you do i'm sure you do
29:58
there's just i just ah
30:03
whoa wait this looks like a nice wet
30:05
stone actually
30:07
this is a knife sharpening wet stone
30:09
thingy
30:10
oh thousand grit and 400 grit let's go
30:12
i've got a batarang i want to sharpen
30:15
thank you i don't know who sent this but
30:17
hell yeah
30:18
this is actually a really useful they've
30:20
been [ __ ] really
30:22
strong gifts everyone in chat donates
30:24
five dollars well be three-fourths of
30:26
the way done with the goal
30:28
yes simps together strong if everyone in
30:31
chat
30:32
it's like a tax really isn't it
30:34
[Music]
30:35
but my god dude happy birthday rose
30:39
all the [ __ ] giant donations i don't
30:42
actually know what to say about it
30:44
oh god okay yep yep
30:47
okay we got a surprise gift let me read
30:50
it
30:50
it's from tea bear you will always be
30:53
our eggs
30:59
is this a dude yes welcome to my streams
31:01
uh a little something to help you out
31:03
with your uh
31:04
wait help out with your cooking please
31:05
read out aloud the back
31:07
keep that chin shaven shall we no
31:11
i'm growing a beard i'm growing a damn
31:13
beard dude
31:15
although it was good i i don't know i i
31:18
still maintain there's a 50 50 shot
31:20
of hitting the goal so happy birthday
31:23
rosie yep
31:25
here we go all right
31:28
it's a cooking book i'm guessing
31:34
[Music]
31:37
you could stop whenever you want but you
31:39
keep setting these goals and challenges
31:43
suspicious and yes grow a fam beard i
31:46
like money
31:47
i like money a lot um what the [ __ ]
31:52
doing my part discovering that's a dude
31:55
right there have been a bright spot
31:56
during a bad run in my life so thanks
32:00
for being with me
32:01
happy birthday finn bros i hope that
32:05
i'm glad that i helped a little bit
32:06
thank you sorry mainly man if you
32:09
couldn't grow a beard already it's not
32:11
gonna happen but it
32:13
i could grow a beard i could totally
32:14
grow a bit i shaved like every other day
32:16
the sims i shave like every other day
32:18
this isn't just about getting me hot
32:20
till my juices run clear
32:22
okay you really have to stop
32:26
at some point finn is gonna turn vegan
32:28
just because he hates hearing the word
32:31
egg so much
32:32
i'm vegetarian already i'm one step away
32:34
there's pulling
32:35
jerking stuffing trussing we're gonna
32:38
hit 25 completion at the end of this
32:40
stream no we won't
32:42
he promises we'll start out slow with
32:44
wine and good oiling
32:45
holy crap is the quote
32:49
um dripping thighs sticky fingers happy
32:53
birthday rice
32:54
chicken
32:58
thanks john uh chicken with a chicken
33:00
with a lard on
33:03
learning to trust you and more
33:09
i'm wow so
33:13
not to be rude but i'm not gonna get
33:16
i'll give it to marisa
33:17
sometimes it takes a real man to be best
33:19
girl
33:21
damn right cross-dressing is a very
33:24
manly activity
33:25
only only men can cross-dress as women
33:27
so
33:29
technically by definition very manly
33:32
s-i-m-p-s
33:33
together strong hell yeah where am i
33:35
gonna put this [ __ ]
33:36
i really should have cleared out a spot
33:37
for where i'm going to put all this
33:38
stuff
33:39
the i've got some i just got done
33:41
shaving this is all the hair i have left
33:43
i'm about to go prank my cousin boy i
33:45
shave so we can have matching beers
34:03
30 minutes than i made in three weeks
34:06
damn right
34:08
doesn't it pay to be an eagle um
34:12
the next stop's a hot tub stream i'll be
34:13
amaranth in no time
34:17
happy birthday rose you look cute as
34:19
always as a gift i think i should help
34:21
you pounce my
34:23
name but i'm a [ __ ] so okay fine my
34:26
first name has a silent h so it's ya
34:29
can love ya
34:32
no what does that mean though so my
34:35
biggest dino it broke simpson
34:37
oh my god is it like that yakindara yeah
34:40
is it like that you're yucking
34:42
oh [ __ ] what is it die that still
34:45
doesn't help me
34:46
oh damn that still doesn't help me at
34:48
all benazar
34:49
was that then how far back of [ __ ]
34:53
donations are we
34:55
thank you we got a q
34:58
holy [ __ ] thank you okay
35:01
this is big couldn't send you a gift on
35:04
your b
35:04
day oh my god you should have some color
35:07
in your life so i sent something in your
35:09
pile there
35:11
okay happy birthday some colour in my
35:13
life is it hair dye
35:15
i'm not going to use it but that's
35:17
pretty much in germany
35:24
say what error error
35:27
like happy what does that mean i feel
35:29
like i'm just saying something
35:30
says sane i'm stupid
35:34
all my money might as well help fund the
35:37
grill month with that
35:39
is that good rest
35:42
i agree thank you what the [ __ ]
35:46
thanks for five dollars looking like a
35:48
win happy birthday
35:50
day of the set to look even more
35:53
exciting
35:55
yes so that you don't have to oh it's
35:58
from stove
35:59
so that you don't have to reach a low
36:02
okay when time machines are invented ill
36:05
death tell my 18 yourself to become an a
36:08
girl and make
36:09
reach alone big bucks what is this
36:13
i actually don't know what this is
36:14
actually
36:18
don't know goal goes
36:21
my part it's a [ __ ] bra it's a bright
36:24
pink bra i thought it was a plushie
36:25
because it had stuffing in it
36:28
it's a yeah okay great wow it's a big
36:31
bra
36:31
too these are some [ __ ] hungers still
36:34
be here for the bearded lady streams
36:39
how useful i can now wear the giant ones
36:41
thank you stuff
36:42
it's very soft though it looks really
36:44
nice
36:47
cool and it doesn't have a [ __ ]
36:49
underwire
36:50
thank you he knows me you said he'd be
36:52
reaching a new law if you brought a bra
36:54
so here you go
36:55
yeah funny number for queen let's go
36:59
fellow simps oh yeah okay
37:02
there's another one there's another one
37:03
from stuff i imagine yep
37:05
you need something to wear when doing
37:07
the three months of bobs
37:09
[Music]
37:10
oh my god as if you can even grow a
37:13
beard very sass
37:14
i can like what do you mean i can't like
37:17
dude i can
37:18
chat do you really not think i can grow
37:20
a beard this man on all his bases
37:22
covered yeah
37:23
do you really not think i can i can grow
37:25
a beard no shot happy birthday rose
37:28
at this rate we will hit the goal in
37:30
three hours what is this
37:32
simps together strong what are these
37:35
there's different things in here i can
37:36
tell there's different things in there
37:39
[Music]
37:42
trust me if we all contribute five we
37:44
can accomplish this
37:45
together no you can't you're not gonna
37:48
hit this goal everyone's so confident
37:50
about it
37:51
i okay it's it's 50 50 in my opinion
37:55
that it'll get hit
37:56
you had a big donation don't get old
38:00
don't get all uh confident thanks dicks
38:04
dicks in fairness oh my god is it just
38:07
like
38:08
dude dude there's just [ __ ] beard be
38:12
gone doing my part
38:15
be gone thank you for that thank you for
38:18
the 100 [ __ ] dollar
38:19
are they all bras are these all just
38:23
[ __ ] bras
38:24
[Music]
38:25
oh my god wait how are you happy
38:27
birthday short stuff
38:29
dude loving the new notes that needs
38:32
there's tons of them it does actually it
38:36
there's just [ __ ] like 10 of them
38:40
oh god you look gorgeous and six months
38:43
old i don't need this many bras
38:45
i don't need this many brands i don't
38:48
want this many
38:50
[ __ ] my entire world i can afford
38:51
this much
38:53
thank you either way it's very
38:56
appreciative
38:57
they are they do look comfy sure but why
38:59
why do i need why do i need them
39:01
if my entire [ __ ] wardrobe dude is
39:03
being taken over by this
39:09
what the hell is going on here i don't
39:10
know you need them for the three months
39:15
after years of wrestling with my gender
39:17
identity and a lot of denial thanks to
39:20
my
39:21
extremely homophobic family i've finally
39:24
come out as non-binary and accepted
39:26
myself
39:28
your confidence is so inspiring and
39:31
helped me so much
39:32
i also changed my name to kailan
39:36
[Music]
39:38
oh no together
39:43
that's nutty that she that every time i
39:46
like every time memories talk about
39:47
stuff like that it's just like god
39:48
that's just a process so congrats holy
39:50
[ __ ]
39:51
[Music]
39:52
all right what is this
40:12
you think i can't grow a beard you're
40:14
nuts okay happy birthday rose hope you
40:16
have a great stream
40:19
i will i will have a great stream i'm
40:21
opening up presents
40:22
this is essentially christmas it's his
40:24
birthday it's my birthday this is great
40:27
what if the [ __ ] even is these boxes
40:30
happy birthday rose
40:31
they're big though no [ __ ] i have boxers
40:33
now i have [ __ ] boxers now
40:35
this is the first time in like a while
40:37
but i've had boxes
40:39
holy [ __ ] and they're christmas ones for
40:41
some reason
40:42
[Music]
40:43
they go in the box no no no no no no i
40:45
keep them
40:46
thought this look at these good time for
40:48
my first donut
40:50
i'm keeping them no they're not going in
40:51
the box
40:53
to make me smile [ __ ] stop me they're
40:55
staying they're mine
40:56
they're mine they're mine they're mine
41:06
[Music]
41:09
i hope you enjoy the gifts i sent to you
41:11
i did
41:12
all the things you mentioned or dream
41:14
that you wanted or needed
41:16
also no way you will be growing a beard
41:19
rose
41:20
yes i [ __ ] will i will and i i
41:23
watch me what text to speech does not do
41:25
my name justice he'll
41:27
have to try and catch you in discord
41:29
some
41:31
time once again love yah
41:46
i appreciate the the the words of
41:49
encouragement
41:50
box works well i haven't put a new lock
41:52
on it i need to order a new one because
41:53
it's just bro
41:55
let's beat her doughnuts boys let's beat
41:58
amaranth's donors
41:59
i think we already have um okay who's
42:01
this one from
42:03
it's from finster this one was sent just
42:07
without any
42:08
name okay looks like a shirt
42:11
this is definitely a shirt
42:15
it feels kind of nice actually happy b
42:19
day rose greetings from germany
42:23
i'm gonna put that on my like pajama
42:25
pile over there
42:26
i have like a whole set of clothes over
42:27
there it's just like i'll wear it like
42:29
it's like a pajama
42:30
sort of thing that was real dude we got
42:33
a link when i'm in europe
42:35
miss you babe [ __ ] you wait
42:38
raj like rad raj like vidcon raj
42:45
because [ __ ] yeah but i wait or nice i
42:48
don't know if you're a random person or
42:49
you a guy i know called raj
42:51
but either way that would be sweet
42:54
[Music]
43:02
raj is like the only other oh no [ __ ]
43:03
raj do you remember
43:05
anyway we'll see if it's actually raj
43:07
anyway
43:08
um say something only raj would know
43:12
yee who are you cutie give me some
43:15
evidence
43:16
sorry i'm just popping bubble wrap and
43:18
thank you
43:20
okay this one's another like surprise
43:22
gift there's two
43:23
there's two little there's two packages
43:25
in here
43:26
with two stop playing hard to get going
43:29
we won't hit the goal because
43:30
all of us knows we will hit it 50 50.
43:34
you've got a strong start you guys are
43:38
how
43:46
amazon just searched like birthday dress
43:49
or sparkly dress i don't know
43:51
sequin dress there's not a lot of
43:53
dresses on amazon weirdly i mean there
43:54
are but none that are like good
43:56
just search for primer there are
43:57
regulars here five dollars a month how
44:00
do you have
44:01
hours of time to watch me and not
44:04
five dollars what are you doing with
44:05
your life where you have hours of time
44:07
to watch twitch and
44:10
not five dollars to provide for the
44:12
content that you're watching five
44:13
dollars a month
44:15
guys if you can't afford five dollars a
44:18
month maybe you should just
44:19
stop taking over the president of the
44:21
absentee council
44:25
all the things i do for you i sit here i
44:27
look so pretty
44:29
and i don't even make any money don't
44:31
look at the bottom corner
44:32
i'm poor happy birthday
44:42
that's sweet that's very sweet actually
44:46
thanks for the 25 that's still a really
44:48
big donation in a few years time people
44:50
are going to be really confused by
44:52
ruby's handmade own clothes
44:56
oh well this is bright pink but i don't
44:57
actually know if the actual thing is
44:58
bright pink
45:00
oh it's sparkly purple
45:03
oh [ __ ] i'm guessing the other one's the
45:05
like a say another package of that
45:07
does this have something on it no i
45:10
don't know who it's from
45:11
it's no name no anything just no just
45:14
gel nail polish wow you guys finally
45:17
might actually have some stuff
45:19
the but it's in the box dude they're
45:21
delayed holy [ __ ] sorry if you haven't
45:22
seen your donation yet it's delayed
45:24
um okay what color do you reckon this
45:27
one is
45:29
chap take a guess that one was sparkly
45:31
purple i'm gonna take a guess and say
45:32
this one's black
45:34
oh yeah everyone else sends like they
45:37
always send me
45:39
purple [ __ ] and black stuff and i never
45:41
use it because
45:43
it's purple and black it doesn't suit me
45:45
maybe purple but
45:49
what are you thinking rose is cute fewer
45:51
girls are two
45:52
okay donating the goal will come
45:56
through blue pink happy birthday i would
45:59
say it's
45:59
black whoa red very red
46:03
very very red okay my eggo
46:07
pug so we have red and sparkly purple
46:10
thank you person that i don't know i i
46:13
can't there's no name on it
46:15
so i won't ever know i guess we'll never
46:17
know
46:19
is what's that no i think cows are
46:21
pretty cool
46:22
i do too although why are you saying
46:25
that to me
46:26
do you have a uv light yes i do i did my
46:28
nails in gel nail polish before
46:29
the thing is it just takes like years to
46:31
go to get off
46:33
to like take away it they just take so
46:35
long
46:37
from germany wait how did you grow your
46:40
hair out
46:41
i waited and i didn't cut it
46:46
holy [ __ ] you found the dress happy
46:48
birthday from brazil
46:49
oh my god my grandma thought you were a
46:52
girl without makeup on
46:56
[Music]
47:05
yes that's like describing
47:08
obama as michelle obama's wife uh
47:14
wait what no husband i'm stupid wasn't
47:17
that a thing that was a meme like that
47:18
wife what the [ __ ]
47:22
that's a lot of [ __ ] no boy shorts are
47:24
box hours however
47:26
girl boxes where do they fall
47:29
uh wait what boy shorts are
47:32
girls boxers that's what they that's
47:34
what they're called they're in the box
47:36
they fall in the box apparently
47:37
according to you and i miss millie
47:40
me too she's gonna be coming around soon
47:41
hopefully
47:43
i'm sorting out a date for that hair
47:45
lady with
47:46
what five dollars for uber and virginia
47:52
virginia uber and virginia
47:56
west virginia west vagina
48:01
mountain mama these are booty shorts and
48:04
they're wide though
48:06
what the [ __ ] oh yeah they're large
48:08
they're white
48:09
i'm medium i'm medium from here down i'm
48:13
like just shoulder width
48:14
big uh these are quite big
48:17
however for the booty shorts
48:21
they're very soft actually they're quite
48:23
good they're not like uncomfortable
48:25
doing my bit thank you bjorn okay dumpy
48:28
i need dude with the with the hip hop
48:30
maybe maybe
48:32
maybe i could fill them out a little bit
48:34
better demo thanks for the five
48:36
gifted subs oh this is straight up
48:40
pajamas
48:41
no hold on
48:44
that this is a night that is soft and
48:47
snazzy today
48:49
wait that's actually kind of nice i mean
48:52
those pajamas these are lovely actually
48:53
holy [ __ ] thank you
48:55
i wish i knew who sent them i'm still
48:57
going through the same package by the
48:58
way
48:59
a lot of different this is where i put a
49:02
message
49:03
it's color changing polish
49:07
it's what no there was no message on it
49:10
it was just blank
49:11
it might have been a glitch because it
49:12
didn't even say who sent it
49:14
so i don't know and it usually defaults
49:16
never donated to a streamer before but i
49:19
just had to see another girl month
49:22
happy birthday rose there is this
49:25
this is like a summer dress okay it's
49:28
pretty soft
49:29
i'll put it on the i'll put on the
49:30
clothes pile okay last one
49:32
in the in this like one package i'm not
49:35
even
49:35
dude i need to speed run it but i know i
49:38
i shouldn't
49:39
i kind of want to look at them we bonded
49:41
over cleaning a certain someone's vomit
49:43
at 4
49:44
00 a.m while singing [ __ ] yeah it's rad
49:46
fully vaccinated and ready to visit the
49:48
broskies
49:50
20 21 maybe maybe i need to go into
49:53
america though i'm kind of banned
49:56
that is interesting i don't know whether
49:58
i was born in the uh
49:59
1850s but it's pretty soft i'd wear that
50:02
to bed
50:03
i'd keep these as pajamas actually i
50:05
don't think i'd wear them outside but
50:07
pajamas
50:09
it puts the boxes in the box or it gets
50:12
the hose again
50:14
oh my god we're asking chat to send a
50:16
lot of summer dresses they came through
50:18
indeed they're very soft though it's
50:20
like grandma pajama yeah
50:21
but they look comfy uh dude at vidcon we
50:24
had a
50:25
[ __ ] wild time thank you lord jesus
50:28
thank you for the 20 gift itself
50:30
yeah vidcon was kind of nuts you want to
50:32
open a big one
50:33
you want to do a big one big big package
50:35
chat you want my
50:37
my wife's boyfriend really likes your
50:40
stream
50:40
want to see my big package chat huh
50:43
what my wife's book this is a big one
50:47
free [ __ ] heavy [ __ ]
50:51
i lifted it with one hand because i'm
50:52
stronk big
50:54
yes big package big big big big
50:57
oh hello okay that's not opening very
51:01
well
51:05
okay go
51:09
god this is so inconvenient
51:12
it's so tough to open it with the nails
51:15
i'm like
51:16
tilco jeb no w glowy mam coxu piet's
51:19
grandmother czech sand w crain's air
51:21
days of omni-ener w glowy
51:25
nicely monkey sconce easy twin stand g d
51:28
y
51:28
just n i e b w j z
51:34
what the [ __ ] is happening dead no w
51:35
glowy mam cox superyet's grandma watch
51:38
excellent
51:41
w glowy what cow jam
51:45
oh is that the thing
51:49
oh yeah it is
51:52
it is oh it is holy [ __ ] it sounds so
51:56
weird when it's pronounced with
51:57
when it's pronounced like that in
52:02
text-to-speech
52:11
[Music]
52:17
oh my god it is wait can i can you
52:20
reckon i can time this
52:23
okay ready i got it okay ready
52:29
come on do the thing
52:41
[Music]
53:01
nice we did it chat we did it chet that
53:04
was some of that was well timed
53:06
well done the text to speech reads it as
53:08
man [ __ ] every now and then
53:11
what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]
53:14
um
53:18
happy birthday rose did i order this
53:22
this looks like i might have ordered
53:23
this did i just like forget a package
53:26
a toothpaste i guess
53:29
no it's a po box i don't know what this
53:32
is though
53:33
because i thought like okay i ordered
53:35
this we will reach this goal easily
53:37
this is the same together happy birthday
53:40
rose
53:41
thank you for the whoa thank you for the
53:42
25 dude
53:44
this is the same brand of thing that i
53:46
use so i thought it might have just been
53:47
me
53:48
where gonna needs pics of this look on
53:50
instagram especially if rose's white
53:53
girl wasted
53:54
oh my god this is the same thing i use
53:56
so thank you for topping me up
53:58
why the [ __ ] did you send me home gates
54:00
though
54:02
why four months pog 20
54:05
oh dude it's a 21 that's my birthday 21
54:09
4 20 69. that was session
54:13
funny number but it's moving so far dude
54:16
you nailed it 4 20 69 and it's 21
54:21
[ __ ] yeah dude that's like the best one
54:24
we've had i think
54:26
it's my 21st birthday and we have 4 20
54:30
69 21
54:31
[ __ ] yeah that's brilliant what do i
54:34
[ __ ]
54:35
who wants colgate can i give some
54:36
colgate out do you guys want colgate you
54:38
want to do a giveaway
54:40
what i do this isn't even the brand i
54:41
use
54:43
it's teeth whitener colgate i feel like
54:46
you're trying to tell me something and
54:47
that that's upsetting
54:52
oh damn and there's a different one
54:56
oh what the [ __ ]
55:00
oy oy
55:03
oh i've got an idea i have an idea
55:07
thank you for the [ __ ] 100 mustache
55:10
your poor [ __ ] bank
55:12
fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage
55:14
aerobic capacity test that progressively
55:17
gets
55:19
more difficult as it continues the 20
55:22
meter pacer test will begin in 30
55:24
seconds
55:25
line up at the start the running speed
55:28
starts slowly but gets faster each
55:31
minute
55:32
i have an idea by the way i want to hit
55:35
i am doing my part are you doing your
55:38
part
55:40
let's face it any man who only shaves
55:42
every other day can't really grow a
55:44
beard
55:45
yes i [ __ ] can i can go a bit right
55:47
if we hit the sub goal
55:48
which will there we go if we hit that
55:50
goal and what he do
55:52
if we hit the sub goal i'll do the laser
55:54
thing because i know like half of you
55:56
voted for that too
55:58
oh and make up sponges i sent you a
56:00
vegetarian cookbook for christmas as
56:03
well as the wooden heart for valentines
56:06
day also i message you on twitter like
56:09
you asked and still waiting for your
56:11
reply
56:13
i'm bad at it i'm really bad at it but
56:15
[ __ ] yeah thank you
56:16
i do i need to yes thank you for the
56:20
[ __ ] everything
56:21
happy birthday rose five dollars gang
56:25
what is this is it a sleeping bag
56:28
what is this oh
56:32
what is this thing all right monkey
56:36
monkey monkey what do you mean
56:39
you're just saying monkey it's got a
56:42
zipper on it
56:46
monkey what do you think it is it's a
56:48
sex pillow
56:50
[ __ ] is a sex pillow it's definitely a
56:54
pillow
56:55
it's got two layers to it what
56:58
is this just what
57:02
what is it does anyone know what the
57:04
[ __ ] this is a workout thing
57:06
oh okay it's got a sleeve hold on
57:10
i i okay they put it in its sleeve i
57:13
guess
57:15
does it fit why is it like ribbed for
57:17
her pleasure though
57:18
what the [ __ ] do you see this what the
57:20
[ __ ]
57:22
i mean cool is it it's a sex is a
57:24
workout
57:25
what is it for can someone tell me what
57:27
it's for
57:31
is it for sleeping it's what is it
57:33
though tell me what it is someone tell
57:34
me what it is tell me what this the [ __ ]
57:35
this thing is
57:37
it's a pillow for your back half of you
57:39
were like it's a neck pillow and half of
57:41
you saying it's a sex pillow
57:43
can't any pillow be a sex pillow and
57:45
can't any pillow be a pillow for your
57:46
back
57:52
it's called this is the company someone
57:55
google it for me please
57:56
i don't want to have to do it they do
57:58
match my nails though so that's kind of
57:59
cool
58:00
um wow almost exactly that's kind of
58:02
nice um
58:03
so i guess it's for me just
58:07
just a [ __ ] pillow i what the [ __ ] is
58:10
it
58:11
someone's gonna go you look good today
58:13
love from denmark
58:15
thank you denmark denmark thinks i look
58:17
cute
58:20
oh my god wait this is actually supposed
58:22
to go in here
58:23
maybe well it's in its sleeve
58:27
happy birthday take my donation
58:34
virginity
58:42
it's a foot dress oh
58:46
it's a foot rest sheesh you people why
58:49
do you think it's like that
58:50
why do you think it's immediately a sex
58:52
thing
58:54
you guys turned our foot rest into a sex
58:56
thing
58:57
i feel like someone sent you their
58:59
shopping by accident
59:00
yeah actually it really does feel like
59:04
that to be honest
59:05
but all things that are convenient for
59:07
me
59:09
park i guess john did do that once john
59:11
sent me a thank you
59:12
great 11 months and i'm so happy i get
59:15
to be here today to see the rebuilding
59:18
the what of simp mountain oh yes
59:21
it's coming this one's heavy as [ __ ]
59:24
hairy [ __ ] lap
59:25
oh my god charis four
59:28
four two six nine thank you octopus
59:31
thank you
59:32
holy [ __ ] thanks for 40 bucks what is
59:35
this oh god it's from alexandria
59:37
oh no these ones are always bad
59:40
these ones are legitimately always not
59:42
good mam kok suman kok sumam
60:05
yeah it's like a necklace okay it's like
60:08
a little
60:09
it's got handcuffs on it though thank
60:12
you for the five gifted subs
60:14
cow jam let's go it's got uh handcuffs
60:17
on it though
60:19
never gonna give you up never gonna let
60:21
you down never gonna run around in
60:24
desert
60:25
i'm never gonna make you cry never gonna
60:28
say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and
60:30
hurt you
60:32
it's a necklace but with handcuffs on it
60:35
i really appreciate your streams it
60:38
really helps me
60:39
not hear my dad beating my mom
60:45
[Music]
60:54
yep
61:03
foot thing or sex thing why not both
61:10
goddammit you make a excellent point
61:14
what in the [ __ ] is this it doesn't say
61:18
it's got a customer's decline greeting
61:20
for denmark
61:21
thank you you still look fabulous and
61:23
denmark will always love you
61:25
i can't wait to come to denmark wearing
61:27
exactly this
61:28
denmark will love me there what in the
61:30
[ __ ] is this a what the [ __ ] is this
61:32
[ __ ] is it a card am i using that term
61:36
right
61:36
what is this doing my part from my
61:39
limited knowledge
61:40
what is this chat that knows more than
61:42
me what is this called
61:44
it's something though it doesn't look
61:46
bad
61:48
and it's bright pink so i figured you'd
61:50
like it what is it though
61:52
you received several necklaces last year
61:55
but you said you had none
61:57
please organize your jewelry box i lose
62:01
them
62:02
i know i received them but i lose them i
62:04
have like chokers i guess but they're
62:06
not really the same thing
62:07
kimono kim no no kimono i was right was
62:10
i correct
62:12
there's probably a more complex term for
62:13
it there usually is but
62:16
it's chinese dress i think
62:21
you're right oh guys stop it's not a
62:23
kimono it's a chinese dress
62:25
stop you guys are getting it all wrong
62:27
what the [ __ ] is this
62:31
heel shoe grips how have you not
62:35
what this is legitimately just sticky
62:38
tape for heels
62:40
got it oh it's when you know when you
62:43
wear heels and like you take a step and
62:45
your kind of foot comes off it and then
62:46
goes down
62:47
it's that it's for that pillow is the
62:49
figure in the same way that every
62:51
woman's favorite appliance is a
62:54
neck massager yeah
62:59
what the [ __ ] is a sex pillow though i i
63:02
don't even know the concept of it
63:03
what the [ __ ] is a sex pillow
63:07
anyway uh it's for
63:10
it's for walking stream indeed oh yeah
63:12
that too what the [ __ ] is this
63:17
i thought i really thought i really
63:20
thought i just got myself found on
63:22
twitch
63:24
i really thought uh what is this
63:30
there's more oh
63:34
i think they're more heel things it's a
63:37
cheap house
63:38
emits a chinese dress i doubt it'll fit
63:41
you though kappa
63:43
enough um
63:47
interesting i think they're more things
63:49
for heels
63:50
but great this is a description okay
63:53
heel grips okay heel grips they're heel
63:56
grips
63:57
heel grips got it solid
64:01
tucking no it's for hill you [ __ ] the
64:03
pillow thank you
64:08
thanks for explaining it clap clap clap
64:11
clap clap
64:12
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
64:14
if you like man
64:16
coxy i'm not a [ __ ] idiot i knew
64:19
something was coming at the end of that
64:20
i've seen the twitch clips you'd
64:22
recognize that shape anywhere don't you
64:24
i see it everywhere right now rose can
64:26
you join private room 4 on your server
64:29
and say hello it would make our
64:32
day uw where are you
64:38
where are you hey finn could you join
64:41
private room 4 on your discord it would
64:44
make our day
64:45
no no i won't join private room 4. no
64:48
hey
64:48
no amazing happy birthday rose thank you
64:52
happy birthday
64:55
i joined private room for i got another
64:56
necklace this it's got a rose on it's
64:58
rose gold
64:59
it's got a rose on it it's rose gold
65:00
it's frozen i got a necklace and it's
65:02
rose's birthday let's go and i don't
65:04
know what this thing is though
65:06
it's a hor it's a sweatshirt i've got to
65:09
be prepared to throw some of this away i
65:10
just realized because this is
65:12
even if it's good it's going to be too
65:14
much
65:16
it smells boy it smells a little funky
65:21
that's not bad that's pretty okay put it
65:24
on
65:24
why would i boys boys boys
65:28
boys why would i exchange this boys
65:31
boys birthday dress rose dude what the
65:34
[ __ ] what i just put on everything
65:36
pulling the neck oh the necklace oh the
65:38
necklace
65:40
oh the necklace oh then
65:43
the logos under bum raises angle of hips
65:47
allows for deeper resting
65:52
what i thought i knew what that was and
65:55
then i realized i didn't know what that
65:57
what you're on about
65:58
to be fair to chat the foot rest is the
66:01
same shape as a sex pillow for under
66:03
your bum
66:05
what the [ __ ] if you if you're sitting
66:09
hey that actually works really well holy
66:11
[ __ ]
66:12
holy [ __ ] chat with the [ __ ]
66:16
fashion damn not bad no
66:19
that's a cool necklace i like it cool
66:21
this will be on me for the duration of
66:23
the stream
66:24
and but why would you want that what are
66:26
you doing
66:28
am i i don't know if i'm too innocent or
66:31
i'm just a [ __ ]
66:32
idiot but like
66:36
wouldn't if you're yeah
66:39
if you're the girl or the guy but
66:46
if you if the girl's sitting on it don't
66:49
you need
66:50
access
66:54
both oh thanks chad i'm just an idiot i
66:56
don't get it
66:58
anyway
67:01
not sitting they just said sitting
67:03
laying
67:05
it's free self-pleasure same thing
67:08
though if the girl's like laying down
67:10
then you need access to the
67:12
thing no the thing i feel like a child
67:15
when i'm trying to explain it
67:19
i'll google it later i'm stupid dude
67:23
i need like i need moist criticals
67:25
knowledge of like
67:27
sex things i need his adam eve
67:31
sponsorship
67:33
okay eat some mountains getting
67:36
constructed really quickly
67:39
i'm not gonna google i'm not going to
67:41
google anything i'll google it later
67:43
oh it's from john this one's from john
67:45
boyce this one's going to be a good one
67:46
from john
67:47
happy birthday rose haven't sent uh i
67:48
haven't sent something in a long time
67:50
this gift
67:51
is on your birthday but we'll serve wait
67:53
it will serve to finn as well enjoy this
67:55
special day big love from french mod
67:56
john
67:57
pug okay so this is apparently going to
68:00
be good for me
68:01
and finn i sent you the chinese dress
68:05
it's called the chong zhem
68:12
oh okay lots of white boxes
68:16
just lots of little white boxes
68:22
i [ __ ] this is the wrong way
68:25
this is the wrong way
68:30
what where's this box what am i doing
68:34
the girl lays on her belly and the
68:36
pillow is under her hips
68:38
and sjes almost doggy all there
68:41
oh lmao oh
68:44
i don't get it oh [ __ ] this is like a
68:48
light strip
68:49
oh [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] yeah john
68:54
oh it's like it oh this is cool actually
68:56
it's a light strip
68:58
it's a light strip this thing lights up
69:00
oh this is cool i can put this under the
69:02
thing
69:03
oh that's sick actually oh that's gone
69:06
not the thing you gave me but some
69:08
random food
69:10
imagine laying down with a pillow under
69:12
your hips
69:13
a girl with a strap-on is between
69:16
your legs about to fork you john john
69:24
john
69:28
no wait do they spell out
69:31
finn no [ __ ] way this one
69:34
dude this one's an f this one is in the
69:36
shape of an f
69:37
by the way i don't know if it's just a
69:40
pattern but if they spell out
69:41
finn that's kind of insane and there's
69:43
two more boxes if it's if
69:45
if this is an n holy [ __ ]
69:49
oh boys oh boys i've got an led sign
69:54
i've got an led sign boys let's go
69:57
let's [ __ ] get it i am straight but
69:59
simping straight
70:02
taking a lot of batteries f n f i
70:05
n is it gonna be another n
70:08
probably gonna be another end
70:11
boys there's another end let's go i have
70:14
a light that says finn
70:15
thank you john [ __ ] your junk
70:18
poggers john finn
70:21
niff it might say nif
70:26
hell yeah i'm straight but still simping
70:29
okay now that we've got the horny mess
70:30
horny dono's gone
70:32
what's our percentage it's a four
70:34
thousand already [ __ ] god
70:40
[Music]
70:43
sorry short stuff talking about grown up
70:45
things here
70:46
just make sure to have a conversation
70:49
with one of your girlfriends before
70:51
taking any boys home
70:55
[Music]
70:56
but let's try this again shall we
71:00
die huh thank you oh no it didn't work
71:03
did it because someone else donated
71:05
oh no i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
71:09
something was meant to happen but it
71:11
didn't
71:13
oh no oh it does say 69
71:17
finn oh no
71:20
what the [ __ ] is that it just like words
71:24
okay thank you
71:26
is this one heavy relatively
71:29
not too bad though would you consider
71:32
yourself a boober streamer
71:34
show me the booba there's nothing here
71:37
literally i could take these out at any
71:39
point and also
71:40
i don't show clothes now all you have to
71:42
do is actually use them rather than
71:44
letting them sit on the floor like
71:46
the rose letters or the display what are
71:49
you talking about
71:52
i think it'd be the thin thing will be
71:53
good in the bedroom
71:56
turn them on look at their color
71:59
are they perhaps pink or blue it's
72:02
probably blue
72:02
it's probably blue and i will but the
72:05
thing is i need
72:06
uh i need 12 batteries for them that i
72:10
don't own
72:11
happy birthday batteries remember chat
72:13
when we hit the goal fin
72:15
disappears for another month soon it
72:18
will be only rose
72:20
only rose no i'm i'm finn's still going
72:24
to be here
72:24
you can't just keep me human once at a
72:27
time it's going to well
72:29
i mean
72:32
[Music]
72:33
hey finn hey finn happy birthday to you
72:36
wearing a sparkling dress was a real
72:38
surprise
72:40
not sure if it was a good one yet ill
72:43
update when i figure it out
72:45
not sure if it was a good one yet
72:50
also i was not looking but whoever
72:52
explained the pillow thing it was not me
72:54
i apparently
72:55
oh yeah no no not impersonated not fun
72:58
no
72:59
it wasn't no one said john kiwo it was
73:00
just someone said someone's name it was
73:02
also
73:03
this one says uh thought it'd be funny
73:06
we should collab sometime
73:10
oh yeah we share a lot of subs we should
73:11
collab
73:13
what should we do hold on let me see let
73:16
me see your channel
73:17
one sec let me let me look you up uh
73:21
let me see let me see let me see let me
73:23
see let me check streamlabs for your
73:24
name
73:25
okay does the finn sign go in the bad
73:28
rommy so the girls don't forget what to
73:30
scream
73:33
oh [ __ ] god
73:38
terrible terrible wait what the [ __ ]
73:42
are you a real person wait what the [ __ ]
73:45
is this
73:48
what is this
73:52
what is this hold on wait what i need to
73:54
well hold on there's things happening
73:59
what is happening what is this that's
74:02
stupid
74:03
one sec i'm looking i'm watching an ad
74:05
so i can watch one of your vods
74:06
i'm gonna open this in the meantime no
74:08
i'm not it just finished
74:10
uh what the [ __ ]
74:13
what is this
74:15
[Music]
74:17
anyway that bob nudge made the surprise
74:20
a good one heart well done
74:22
thank you what is this hold on
74:27
what what the [ __ ] are you talking about
74:32
a great note do you have a wish list for
74:35
things you would like or need
74:36
i i also don't know how girl month how
74:40
are you a whole ass
74:41
v tuber how are you a whole ass cgi
74:43
person i thought v tubing was like
74:46
not this that's insanely cool that's
74:48
like uh code miko sort of thing
74:51
how do people have the technology for
74:52
this i don't know how i don't know
74:55
that's cool though i'm still shaking
74:58
from when you joined vc i
75:00
expected a definite no and that the
75:02
backlog of
75:03
donates would be a lot longer the
75:06
[ __ ]
75:07
strong oh my hand no it's fine i enjoyed
75:09
that it was very fun
75:10
also uh do you have a wish list for
75:12
things that you like or need
75:13
also don't know for garment no i mean
75:15
dude the only thing i want right now is
75:17
an rtx 3090
75:18
and i don't usually like i don't usually
75:21
buy small things
75:23
as like um little i don't know i don't
75:26
you
75:26
why he is to another round the garden
75:29
rose
75:32
thank you for the contributions i mean
75:35
hell if the gold month goal gets hit
75:36
then i'll be walking around quite a lot
75:39
like this
75:43
did you see me just inhale that what the
75:45
[ __ ]
75:49
we need a plug or a magic one guys
75:53
oh is this like wait oh no wait were we
75:55
an hour in
75:56
a million points gone we didn't get
75:59
anything weird yet
76:00
you're right holy [ __ ] we haven't got a
76:02
single weird package yet
76:13
[Music]
76:18
i like you but i don't like you enough
76:20
to buy you a 3090.
76:23
if i got one i'd use it myself give me
76:26
give me give me give me give me 30 90.
76:28
there's so many monkeys
76:33
happy birthday rose sending love from
76:36
canada
76:37
could you say hi to my friend james for
76:39
me
76:42
hello james from canada you're my
76:44
favorite viewer
76:46
uh why uh okay i'm gonna put the monkeys
76:49
up on the shelf
76:50
this is cool monkey have to go have a
76:53
nice day rose and don't take the dress
76:55
off when the vodka comes
76:58
i will i'll do it you can't stop me good
77:01
thing i'm in heels i don't even need to
77:02
reach up very high
77:07
3090 for minecraft o-m-e-g-a-l-u-l
77:11
scared there for a second and i was
77:13
showing bare ass
77:15
monkey funky monkey yes
77:18
okay oh my god we're not even a fourth
77:22
the way done
77:25
uh finn really has the omega straights
77:27
the straights gays and the lesbian
77:28
simping for him i got everyone
77:30
i'm a goddamn oh my god oh my god
77:38
this is [ __ ] difficult this one's
77:40
from a different country
77:42
one of them's from a different country
77:43
anyway are you a girl
77:46
no me man me man
77:49
me manly me manly manly man
77:52
oh my god package jesus
77:56
me man
78:00
[ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah
78:04
i finn your dress is so nice hell yeah
78:08
oh god gender
78:11
oh god gender happy birthday rose
78:15
frim from colin colin scott colin scott
78:18
is it a new phone i hope it's a new
78:21
phone is it an iphone
78:22
i think it's an iphone
78:26
i just got ptsd because i stocked those
78:30
exact same monkey statues yesterday at
78:32
my job
78:34
oh no way nice
78:38
oh it's a knife holy [ __ ] it's a knife
78:42
here no evil see no evil speak no evil
78:46
also girl month yes
78:51
knife knife knife knife knife knife
78:54
knife
78:55
where'd i have this one i think i
78:58
i have this knife i have this exact
79:01
knife
79:03
pog though i have this though somewhere
79:05
i own this knife
79:07
i have two now oh yeah it's still as
79:10
hard to close as it was in the first
79:11
place
79:12
nice i already have this knife holy [ __ ]
79:17
this one's from stop this one's from
79:19
stuff i have one from stuff that one
79:22
from stuff
79:22
let me put that in its sheath so i don't
79:24
lose it
79:26
i'll put it by my alexa okay
79:30
right this one's from stuff the big boy
79:33
stuff said he sent like three things and
79:36
i don't know whether
79:38
one of them was that was those two i
79:42
don't know we'll see
79:42
this might be the third one there's a
79:44
gift letter for it
79:46
you complained about not having anything
79:47
like this hopefully you won't
79:48
immediately lose it from stuff
79:51
okay i don't have anything like this
79:55
i don't have anything like it
79:58
knives are kimbo
80:05
okay i still don't know what it is yet
80:09
it looks like a ring box you know what i
80:11
mean stuff are you proposing
80:13
oh my god that's so cute no by the way
80:17
i'm not ready for that sort of
80:18
commitment and also i'm waiting so i can
80:20
marry an american
80:21
so i can get a usb wait stop are you
80:23
american
80:25
in which case it's not it's not it's not
80:27
a ring
80:32
it's another ring god damn it nope from
80:35
the uk
80:35
[ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] this looks cool
80:41
oh whoa and be careful actually hold on
80:43
it's a necklace i believe
80:47
that looks [ __ ] dope actually
80:51
where okay
80:55
[Music]
80:58
john are you still quivering
81:01
john are you still quivering look at
81:03
this oh that's actually kind of nice
81:06
wait that wait it's actually kind of
81:07
nice how much was this this is actually
81:09
kind of really nice
81:11
look at this it's like um
81:14
a diamond there like thingy looking
81:17
again john
81:22
oh no that's a cool necklace where
81:27
we're multiple necklaces at once let's
81:29
see
81:30
let's try it a little bit more girl
81:32
voice
81:33
also finn oh my god that's so cute
81:38
oh my god it's so cute yeah i can do
81:40
that
81:42
i can only do girl voice when um
81:45
when something is oh my god so cute
81:47
otherwise it's impossible
81:50
all right put that in there let's try on
81:53
a new necklace
81:54
oh god if we just keep getting necklaces
81:56
i'm just going to be swapping between
81:58
them constantly
81:59
i can't pick this up with my nails my
82:00
god
82:04
nails they're so great but they're so
82:05
[ __ ] not
82:08
sometimes
82:10
oh this is such a dude
82:14
i'm not gonna be able to do this
82:18
i'm not gonna be able to do this with
82:19
the nails it's such a small opening
82:24
[Music]
82:30
i'm gonna be at this for so long thank
82:32
you for the five dollars andrew
82:34
dude it's so small
82:37
that's what she said the opening is so
82:40
the hole is so small
82:42
happy b day rose thank you
82:47
thanks for ten dollars dude so she said
82:50
damn right it is
82:55
dude if i get this on i'm never gonna
82:57
get it off again
82:59
what the [ __ ] i can't get it on i can't
83:01
do it
83:02
nails suck with tiny clamps yeah like
83:06
nails longer than my real nails
83:09
like like double to give you some
83:12
perspective by the way
83:13
like of how long my nails are if you go
83:16
if you look in front of your hand right
83:17
now
83:18
and double the length of your own nail
83:20
and add it like add it onto the top of
83:22
it
83:22
and then add a little bit more that's
83:24
how long my nails are
83:26
in relation to your nails i guess
83:30
dude that's so cute stuff that's so cute
83:33
okay
83:34
i can't [ __ ] do it i'm gonna need
83:36
like someone to get i need marisa to
83:38
give me a hand with that i'll i'll leave
83:39
it till a bit later okay
83:40
and then i'll try and i'll try and
83:41
actually get it on okay
83:44
i've got another one with yeah i'll get
83:45
risa uh this is definitely a handwritten
83:48
note
83:49
okay i'm gonna try not to show their
83:51
address
83:52
okay the perfect thing for
83:56
a unabomber style attack
84:01
it's from america
84:04
it's definitely from america
84:07
it's from
84:15
what america [ __ ]
84:41
it's just a piece of paper that says
84:44
certificate of marriage
84:46
j schlatt and rose
84:50
create your own pdfs with jot form pdf
84:56
editor
84:58
no other thing the only the other thing
85:01
was just a big printed out page of the
85:03
guy's twitter
85:04
and it says follow me on twitter no
85:09
holy [ __ ] my god funny though
85:12
funny though good job this one is the
85:15
one i'm kind of hyped up for
85:16
because it's from a different country i
85:18
always like things from a different
85:20
country
85:20
because somehow they managed to get here
85:23
by the way
85:24
don't send things from a different
85:25
country if you can
85:27
you are omg secured so you should have
85:29
no issues with girl voice when talking
85:31
about
85:33
yourself
85:37
oh thank you that's a good pick-up line
85:42
glad you like it you can also fasten the
85:44
clasp in front and then rotate
85:47
that's a good idea there should be one
85:48
more present for me but it's in four
85:50
parts
85:52
four parts jesus okay
85:55
oh it's hand drawn it's hand done oh
85:57
[ __ ]
85:59
finn happy birthday oh god fit this a
86:02
lot of text
86:03
finn happy birthday sorry happy birthday
86:07
shooters off the market
86:09
boys
86:12
it's a here's it's a it's a metal
86:14
probably mild still not aluminium
86:17
it really says that by the way carnival
86:19
style mask with twenty three
86:21
whoops i dropped my monster condom for
86:23
my magnum dong
86:26
the mask is hand assembled one of a kind
86:28
it's a bit fragile so please
86:29
moderate your manly man power when
86:31
handling it
86:32
oh my god wait this guy is lanyard in
86:35
pink the manliest color
86:37
whoever sent this is like
86:40
talented because they managed to do it's
86:42
a maya
86:43
oh my god
86:46
it's meant to be a shelf decoration you
86:48
leave running 24 i've got to see it holy
86:50
[ __ ] what
86:52
okay i got to be careful though
86:57
what the [ __ ]
87:00
that's nuts hold on make sure there's
87:03
nothing else in here
87:04
before i before i chuck this across my
87:07
room
87:09
oh there is
87:13
okay pog jam all right
87:17
oh my god what the [ __ ] is this thing
87:22
okay that's the there's the lanyard and
87:25
charging
87:26
thing here's the mask
87:30
it's meant to be a wall ornament thing
87:32
you can plug it into the usb
87:34
sweet okay
87:38
i'm kind of like i'm kind of like oh
87:42
hold on yo what the [ __ ]
87:47
yo what the [ __ ]
87:51
what the [ __ ] is this
87:54
amoya this looks kind of dope but not
87:57
gonna lie if i thought i would have been
87:59
center bomb
88:00
you could have labeled this as a bum
88:01
there is
88:03
oh the the capacitor has an r on it in
88:05
pink
88:06
look at look at this
88:10
it looks a little sketch but that
88:13
is some neat wiring a lot of leds on it
88:16
too
88:16
can i just plug this in as a high
88:19
quality cable
88:20
it's high quality cable let's try this
88:24
if i just plug this in let's go
88:28
[Music]
88:29
hold on let me make sure i don't want i
88:30
don't want to [ __ ] with it too much
88:32
you take one of the there we go loosen
88:35
the cable a bit
88:39
let's [ __ ] go hold on let's [ __ ]
88:42
go
88:43
i gotta wear it i gotta it's probably
88:46
not meant to be worn if i die here
88:48
just tell my future kids i love them if
88:51
it's a bomb it's a bomb
88:52
who cares
88:56
oh what the [ __ ] pog champ baby i've got
88:59
a light up mask
89:00
let's go let's go
89:03
[Music]
89:05
obviously it's not the best fitting
89:07
thing because it's trying to go over
89:08
that way but
89:10
let's go that's cool that's really cool
89:14
dude i i could hang that up in here
89:16
actually that'd be sweet
89:17
and we put it over there where it's safe
89:18
and on some like good clothes
89:22
that's [ __ ] awesome dude that's
89:24
[ __ ] awesome
89:31
sweet that's pretty neat that's pretty
89:34
dope
89:36
and there's a nice little okay i'll save
89:39
that letter because i want to read more
89:40
of it later
89:41
okay finishing she played russ this is
89:43
funny as [ __ ] i love russell
89:44
but also it doesn't get any views looks
89:47
like a face
89:48
bomb like a final destination movie dude
89:54
but i have no concern for my own safety
90:02
for your special day i've sent you a
90:04
special song
90:06
check the chord and please don't judge
90:08
it's called happy birthday but i'm sure
90:11
you've never heard it
90:13
it's called happy birthday i don't know
90:15
if you've ever heard this song
90:16
called happy birthday sometimes we sing
90:18
it when you blow out candles on a cake
90:19
might be a tradition you're unfamiliar
90:20
with
90:21
but it's pretty good okay whoop this
90:24
one's
90:26
not got any light oh it's got a gift
90:27
thing hold on okay
90:31
jb055 up to you whether or not you use
90:34
these but enjoy
90:35
oh my god it's another one of those ear
90:37
piercing set i'm not gonna use them
90:38
they're another one of the ear piercing
90:40
things i'm not gonna use them
90:41
because that feels unsafe i won't use
90:44
them
90:45
they're gone i'm gonna go to a
90:46
professional i'm gonna get my ears
90:47
pierced
90:48
okay i'm not gonna do it at home because
90:50
i'm scared
90:52
i'm sorry hypothetically speaking if it
90:54
was a bomb
90:56
would the chat who predicted wholesome
90:58
lose or what
90:59
how [ __ ]
91:04
what is up with you that you kind of see
91:06
finn could have died and then you go
91:08
but would we win the bet would we win
91:10
the money
91:14
there's a thing i dropped
91:17
there's a gift receipt thingy enjoy your
91:19
gift
91:20
from archangel hell yeah
91:24
what is it it's a it's a beret
91:28
what the [ __ ] i didn't know what it was
91:30
so i had to do that
91:32
it's a beret it's a women's beret
91:37
cool i forgot about these existing
91:46
ah jay sui
91:53
uh wine baguette
91:56
je suis
92:06
i'm sorry sorry john i'm so sorry john
92:10
about your culture that i am
92:11
appropriating um
92:14
what sorry jesuit
92:18
uh jesus pop off fancy boy pleading face
92:23
i'm keeping that uh what did i just say
92:26
i think i just said i am a house
92:28
or i am anne house i think i just said i
92:31
am anne house
92:34
jess we on biblioteca
92:37
that's spanish
92:42
okay says finster not really a letter
92:46
okay happy birthday rose
92:50
thank you fun fact in scottish gaelic
92:52
the word pog means
92:54
kiss also doing my part
92:57
okay
93:00
[Music]
93:01
what in the [ __ ] is this who would win
93:04
in a fight
93:06
or finn it's a sports shirt thingy like
93:08
a this is like a football shirt
93:10
cool rosal finn i'd kick finn's ass
93:14
finn's a little [ __ ] dude finn doesn't
93:16
have the knives that i have
93:20
fssfssf
93:34
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssw
93:41
the football thing in the box why
93:45
my one thing please what is this
93:51
i get it's a similar thing like it's
93:53
just a shirt i guess
93:55
i don't know i don't think it's women's
93:56
either it ain't but still
93:59
can i not keep it that's cute
94:03
that's a cute top is it no
94:08
i don't believe it is i i what can i not
94:11
keep
94:12
let me keep my [ __ ] football [ __ ]
94:14
come on let me keep my football shot
94:16
let me get my football shirt give me an
94:17
inch of manliness come on
94:19
give me my manliness back i want it dude
94:22
i want to keep it
94:23
it's soft
94:33
salute chat
94:39
into the i can't even move the [ __ ]
94:44
thing
94:46
how much [ __ ] am i gonna put in this
94:47
goddamn box please
94:49
reel free when i'm not streaming to send
94:51
me like do you use female pronouns as
94:54
rose and male
94:55
pronouns as finn i don't
94:58
h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h
95:04
h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h
95:11
h h h ha
95:16
usually i i'm just he him uh
95:19
but i don't care call me whatever you
95:21
want most of chat refers to me as
95:24
in she her pronouns so i don't really
95:27
mind
95:34
okay even though it
95:38
does bug me a little bit
95:43
whenever people are very like uh what's
95:46
it called
95:48
oh how cute little she little little
95:52
finned okay ready all right so
95:55
okay uh
95:59
this one has cat thing on it or on it i
96:01
don't know what this is
96:02
oh my god are they socks
96:06
what in the [ __ ] are these
96:09
oh my god they're socks with cat
96:10
footprints
96:13
what the [ __ ] are they they're what the
96:16
[ __ ]
96:17
beans beans
96:21
uh they're one of the tights no they're
96:24
socks they're thigh-highs
96:27
oy they are wow look at that the little
96:29
rubber pads are also shaped like that
96:30
what the [ __ ]
96:33
what the [ __ ] they're thigh highs
96:36
but with cat footprints at the bottom
96:38
for my fursuit
96:40
brilliant please wear with the collar
96:42
and ears
96:44
it's on the pile i'll wear them at some
96:46
point huh
96:49
chat at some point i'm gonna need to
96:50
take this dress up oh my god we gotta go
96:52
downstairs again
96:53
i'm gonna take the heels off i'm so
96:54
sorry chat but you don't see him anyway
96:56
uh i'm gonna take the heels off so i can
96:58
walk downstairs and not die
97:02
maybe i do need the practice in the
97:04
heels actually
97:07
[Music]
97:09
oh there we go happy birthday freaking
97:11
big they are dude
97:12
these are like straight up to stripper
97:14
heels okay
97:16
huh at some point this thing's gonna
97:19
come off
97:20
oh my god i could dude let me just take
97:22
a knife
97:23
and just cut that there it'd be so much
97:24
better i gotta like go downstairs and i
97:26
gotta [ __ ]
97:28
grab all the packages up scammer i
97:29
didn't do anything i just took the heels
97:31
off god damn it
97:32
all right bb uh i gotta go grab more
97:34
packages
97:35
i'm gonna run an ad and then i'm also
97:36
gonna get a drink so i'm gonna take this
97:38
moment as a brb all right
97:41
i remember you being okay with she he
97:43
pronouns during girl month
97:46
yeah call me call me she her and go
97:48
month i don't mind
97:49
if we hit the go month goal sure
97:53
i'll be she her for girl month rose is
97:56
so cute
97:57
you should show her off more often
98:01
no she keeps she's i've i keep myself in
98:04
the
98:04
in the [ __ ] cl uh not the [ __ ]
98:06
closet that was a
98:08
choice of words the [ __ ] uh dungeon
98:11
all right brb uh i'm not even gonna
98:13
[ __ ] look a chat for that all right
98:14
bb i'll see you in a sec
98:18
ah add break
98:25
let's play my ten hour uh cow
98:29
cow jam
98:36
[Music]
99:07
[Music]
99:39
[Music]
99:55
[Music]
100:29
[Music]
100:45
[Music]
101:01
[Music]
101:32
[Music]
101:48
[Music]
102:04
[Music]
102:52
[Music]
103:24
[Music]
103:36
so
103:40
[Music]
104:11
[Music]
104:21
huh oh my god
104:25
i'm dying i probably should have wrote
104:28
down what i'm doing
104:29
oh my god i was bringing up a bunch more
104:32
boxes
104:33
i am [ __ ] tired jesus christ
104:44
luckily i have a gift ah
104:48
holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] before [ __ ]
104:52
time
104:53
look at how much stuff there is
104:56
[Music]
104:59
either we are going to be here until the
105:02
small hours of the morning or we will
105:03
need
105:04
to electric birthday stream two tomorrow
105:07
you sold your manly clothes into slavery
105:11
actually where i'm standing my chair
105:13
cause of the mountain of [ __ ]
105:15
imagine making me watch another laptop i
105:18
already know
105:20
ah
105:25
that's the rest of it my [ __ ] god
105:29
it's like a whole ass christmas tree
105:31
dude
105:33
oh okay we can make it through the stuff
105:36
we [ __ ] got this i have a bruise on
105:39
my arm there you notice that i
105:40
hurt myself oh
105:44
this is going to get messy so quick i
105:47
knew that
105:47
i knew that this facade of like grand
105:50
janus
105:51
nice sparkly dress nice done nails
105:54
nice hair great makeup the feminine
105:57
facade of an
105:58
absolute professional cia
106:01
a spy i'm doing great
106:04
right you could see me in a wonder woman
106:07
movie right as wonder woman
106:09
but i carrying that [ __ ]
106:12
what the [ __ ] what are you sending me
106:15
tungsten
106:17
why oh my god
106:20
i know it sucks oh god look how much
106:23
free [ __ ] you've got i know
106:24
i'm not even appreciative at all i'm
106:26
just like god i have to carry all this
106:28
stuff
106:29
i'm going to open up like a the rtx 3090
106:32
hopefully maybe
106:33
and then uh i'll be i'll just play oh
106:35
well i'd carry it upstairs kind of
106:38
shitty
106:40
oh my god ah speed ring opening speed
106:44
run opening haha
106:45
suffering from success suffering from
106:48
free [ __ ]
106:49
bro should be in a superhero movie
106:51
please wonder woman
106:52
uh directors hit me up i'm great okay
106:56
let's do this one this one's got an
106:58
elastic band around it which makes me
106:59
feel like it's special
107:02
what okay i forgot i had fake nails on
107:07
all right
107:10
right down the front where it's not
107:11
supposed to be split insane
107:15
all right it behooves me to throw this
107:18
as
107:19
far as i can all right what's this one
107:22
it's from enjoy it's from no
107:26
need a clarification if i get rose
107:29
jersey will it be forced into the box
107:33
i just realized i'm gonna take i'm gonna
107:35
leave the headphones off because
107:39
my nose is itching holy [ __ ] i'm gonna
107:41
leave the headphones off actually and
107:42
i'm just gonna play you on speaker one
107:43
sec
107:45
because again this my streams go down in
107:47
quality so quickly after starting them
107:49
i'm just like tired i'm so tired already
107:52
it's been an hour
107:53
this is not good there we go hello
107:56
speak to me chat chat say something chat
107:59
please
108:01
he's hoping for something weird a little
108:04
bit
108:04
a little bit i'm hoping something a
108:05
little bit weird
108:08
we haven't had a good weird thing in a
108:09
while actually hey boys hey
108:11
just got here what did i miss
108:13
[Music]
108:15
a third happy birthday rose pog have a
108:18
good one
108:19
pug awesome fan thank you awesome fan
108:22
what an
108:22
awesome wait what a awesome awesome art
108:25
fan
108:26
what an awesome fan of awesome art fan
108:28
is okay
108:30
it's because i am art
108:34
what will i have told my fiance that i
108:36
was into cross-dressing a few years back
108:39
and might want to
108:41
do it again all because of you not sure
108:44
yet if it's good or bad lol has been
108:46
almost
108:47
nine years since the last time
108:50
oh wow that's a while i mean [ __ ] it
108:53
no furnace is not too hard to do but i
108:55
got a dress it's a very big
108:57
it's very like it's a dress not a bad
109:00
dress
109:00
it's very covered up very modest
109:02
something a mormon may wear
109:04
your parents chickens because you are
109:06
such a
109:09
what were your parents chickens because
109:11
you were such a
109:15
oh you [ __ ] oh you [ __ ]
109:28
oh damn well done thank you for the five
109:30
gifted subs dude
109:32
well done well done you're so smart and
109:35
clever
109:36
so smart and clever you almost tricked
109:38
you almost tricked me so smart and
109:39
clever okay oh yeah
109:43
they're so [ __ ] den look
109:47
like full strength dense that is dense
109:52
no note on it dense as [ __ ] that's a
109:56
[ __ ] bomb
109:57
it's a wow oh my god round numbers
110:01
p-o-g-c-h-a mustache
110:03
please your poor bank balance thank you
110:05
so [ __ ] much
110:07
please dude i i take out a loan what's
110:11
happening
110:12
did you need to remortgage what the [ __ ]
110:15
mustache dude
110:19
25 there five [ __ ] thousand dollars
110:22
my god
110:24
it's still 50 50. still 50 50. god i
110:27
might actually need that wet stone oh i
110:29
could get that knife so sharp
110:31
dude whoever sent me the whetstone i
110:32
forgot already but god thank you
110:34
that's actually gonna come in useful i
110:36
can finally sharpen my knives i don't
110:37
have a sharpening system
110:39
i left it at my dad's place oh yeah okay
110:44
what the [ __ ] is this
110:50
okay
110:53
okay mermaid oh no not
110:57
it's not off to a great start uh
111:01
i'm gonna put this there just in case i
111:02
wanna uh
111:06
oh it's [ __ ]
111:12
why the [ __ ] why the [ __ ]
111:15
though it's so long
111:19
how big am i look at this [ __ ] it's so
111:22
[ __ ]
111:23
tall like even if this is on the ground
111:25
this goes up to like there
111:26
i guess that's where it's supposed to be
111:28
i'm not gonna wear it
111:31
but my god i can't i couldn't wear it
111:33
without your parents liz
111:34
it's because you're such a what the [ __ ]
111:38
what are your parents lizards because
111:40
you're such a
111:42
the lizards lay eggs the lizard's like
111:45
i'm not
111:45
i'm not wearing it maybe i'll wear them
111:47
maybe i'll wear this
111:48
but i'm not wearing this
111:50
[Music]
111:53
why because fish eggs
111:57
i i swear you you guys
112:00
i'm opening the one from ebay the one
112:02
from ebay seems fun
112:04
someone had to buy this on ebay so
112:05
clearly it's gonna be good
112:07
sent from second class
112:10
not even first class bro what do you not
112:13
value me as a
112:15
person what in the [ __ ] is this
112:19
that smells overwhelmingly of like old
112:22
lady perfume
112:25
oh no [ __ ] is this a [ __ ] like
112:28
congress what
112:30
wait it's big as [ __ ] though that is big
112:33
as [ __ ] and it's completely see-through
112:36
that like what the [ __ ] is this
112:39
it is big as hell and it is 100
112:42
see-through in the place where it
112:44
shouldn't be see-through
112:47
and it smells like old lady's perfume
112:49
and it's not very comfy
112:51
this might be the first one buddy this
112:53
swipe this might be the first one to go
112:55
in the trash straight away
112:58
chance give me an alley-oop okay i'm
113:01
sorry
113:01
this one i'm not gonna wear i don't
113:04
trust it i don't trust it i'm sorry it's
113:06
a bit tacky and i don't trust it
113:07
ready three
113:11
my god the scent mountains are really
113:12
being constructed quickly
113:14
bro you looking hench
113:21
damn right thank you damn right guy that
113:26
i said look cage
113:27
also because of the dress i'm
113:29
permanently just kind of doing this
113:30
because it hurts my goddamn arms when i
113:32
do that
113:33
if i set nice let me sit nice and
113:35
feminine and [ __ ] just
113:36
constantly just going opening boxes like
113:38
this you know
113:41
you know once again another wonderful
113:43
dress finn but you can't distract us
113:45
from the dogecoin
113:46
also doing my part
113:50
i don't pay attention to the dogecoin
113:52
because i pulled out
113:53
didn't make a profit didn't make a loss
113:55
though so not too bad
113:58
like back when it was blowing up when uh
114:00
when game stock stocks were up
114:03
same time
114:07
this one is weirdly wrapped this is oh
114:09
it's a [ __ ] shoebox buddy
114:11
that is a shoebox doesn't feel like
114:14
heels though
114:15
it's too light for heels
114:19
was i wrong i might have been wrong all
114:21
very small
114:22
london have to do a collab with that
114:24
mermaid outfit
114:25
shush is the uk mermaid champion
114:31
do i have anything that matches this wow
114:34
that is blue my god
114:37
what do you think chad that's all right
114:40
that's not the worst thing ever
114:42
actually some small heels though for a
114:44
change what there
114:46
finally something that's not six inches
114:48
tall
114:49
what do you think ah haha funny number
114:53
69.69 thank you little jesse what do you
114:56
think i like them
114:57
they they work with the nails maybe a
114:59
little bit
115:00
those are actually pretty nice
115:03
you can add a new bar on the heel graph
115:05
yeah look at that these are actually
115:06
normal
115:07
and normal size i could walk around in
115:10
these and probably not even mind
115:12
not bad being colorblind i thought they
115:14
were purple ha ha dummy
115:16
what an idiot what an idiot guys chat
115:19
point and laugh at that guy who's
115:21
colorblind
115:22
nine month pog i'm kidding i'm just
115:26
it's too tired and i've i've already
115:27
drank so much um
115:29
nice heels what cup size do you have on
115:35
what a [ __ ] twist what a segway of
115:37
that
115:38
wow really cool shoes what bra what what
115:41
are you what's up
115:44
it's like what size of your boobs miss
115:48
miss what site uh finn puffy is
115:51
colorblind
115:52
yeah loads of people are colorblind i'm
115:54
just [ __ ] around
115:55
uh george is colorblind who else is
115:57
colorblind my friend is colorblind
116:00
it's not a serious it's not like
116:03
it's not so serious of an affliction
116:05
that i could just i'm just going to [ __ ]
116:07
with people like
116:08
the color blinds no kidding oh have you
116:11
ever seen those videos they're so
116:12
wholesome
116:13
when like colorblind people they get
116:14
like those glasses that like correct
116:17
sight and stuff oh that's so cool
116:21
that's so cool i'm colorblind chat
116:24
please if any of you
116:25
get those glasses let me know
116:28
any of you that are combined that get
116:29
those glasses let me know i want to see
116:33
what is this oh this wait what the [ __ ]
116:36
this is like hand done
116:38
a note from pink fluffy lion oh wait
116:41
pink fluff your own i know you
116:43
that is a cool ass sticker look at that
116:45
that's cool my hands are like shaking i
116:47
still have to carry up so much stuff
116:51
okay let's see pink fluffy lime what
116:53
have you got for me
116:58
to marisa oh my god wait marisa got
117:02
something
117:03
oh my god marisa got something wait
117:07
oh wait i'm gonna go give this to i
117:09
gotta go give this to marisa
117:10
oh come on can i see it first i can't
117:13
i'm not gonna open it
117:16
marisa gets cooler gifts than me what
117:17
the [ __ ] look at this
117:19
hey chad don't tell her don't tell her
117:20
but look at that i don't know if you can
117:22
see through that
117:24
but look hold on camera will focus in a
117:26
sec
117:28
do you see that that's marisa
117:31
look at that [ __ ] there's but those are
117:33
buttons by the way i'm gonna give it up
117:35
i'm gonna go give it a one sec i'm not
117:36
gonna read it i'm gonna go give it a one
117:37
sec
117:40
she was saying that she wanted them
117:50
swag
117:59
do you like it
118:08
reason says she will open it soon she
118:10
will open it soon chat
118:12
raise swag hell yeah oh
118:16
that looks like a knife box i don't know
118:19
what to tell you it looks like a knife
118:20
box i know it doesn't feel like one but
118:22
it looks like one
118:25
just kind of how i am
118:28
please just buy me knives i really like
118:30
knives get them from honey honey haynes
118:32
or knives and tools dot cod at uk
118:36
i like knives it's full as filthy frank
118:39
which said swag
118:40
hell yeah this looks like a knife box
118:46
looks like a knife box
118:51
it's not is it no it's not it's glasses
118:55
okay bing bong oh god another hour oh
118:58
god i'm speed running i'm really trying
119:01
glasses glasses
119:04
where are they i know they go
119:07
wow they lick your feet wow jk
119:11
i'm not in the outfit for it but oh my
119:13
god
119:14
this is this is [ __ ]
119:17
wild holy [ __ ] i
119:21
dude i will oh dude
119:25
these are [ __ ] awesome that's [ __ ]
119:28
awesome those are dope
119:31
i will vibe in the dude i need to wear a
119:34
lot i'm
119:35
i'm going to get on like the bitchiest
119:37
outfit yo face
119:42
also happy birthday birthday rose that's
119:45
cool also
119:46
i hate this i hate you i hate my life
119:49
thank you notion rave miss gif
119:50
i didn't even know it was nation i just
119:52
knew it was nation
119:54
okay i i saw like
119:58
raid miss kit i was like that's an
120:00
action okay this one's heavy i'm gonna
120:02
wait no i'm gonna open the light one
120:03
first
120:05
sapphire mooney this one's from sapphire
120:08
maybe she's just sending me
120:09
all stuff
120:13
hello
120:18
okay what the [ __ ] did i just say
120:22
that was what i just saw elton john
120:24
cosplay
120:26
no way how would you get that that
120:30
quickly if it was
120:33
that's [ __ ] terrifying the glasses
120:36
are from me
120:39
the glasses of waiter for me hell yeah
120:41
demo they're [ __ ]
120:42
awesome oh my god now i know what it is
120:45
i know what this is
120:47
oh wait i know what this is at least
120:49
what one of them is there's a little bit
120:51
in here
120:52
oh my god oh my god yes hold on i'll
120:56
show you
120:57
one second chat
121:02
they're fake beards they're [ __ ] fake
121:05
beards
121:06
let's go let's go beard month big man
121:09
save one
121:09
let's go [ __ ] beard my dude oh [ __ ]
121:12
they fell
121:13
oh my god look i can be star
121:17
dude this is epic this is epic chat
121:22
this is epic now this this is epic
121:37
i think i suit this actually quite a lot
121:40
yeah i like this
121:41
i like this a lot this is good this is
121:43
how i see myself in the future
121:56
mmm delicious oh my god
121:59
box now [ __ ] you i'm keeping these no
122:01
chance you're getting me throw those
122:02
away those are cool i like those
122:05
those do not go against the rules that
122:07
you have laid out at all i'm keeping
122:09
those
122:09
they're good they're cool this better
122:13
not awaken anything in me
122:15
just away with a dress on oh yeah um
122:19
men can't wait men under six foot can't
122:23
grow a beard finn
122:24
man quote unquote men oh no oh [ __ ] did
122:27
my mom get me this
122:31
wait someone said they might have i
122:33
forgot who it was
122:34
look okay it's a [ __ ] cookbook five
122:37
t zed it's from the the hairy bikers oh
122:41
[ __ ] if you're not in the uk sorry
122:42
about that
122:43
um but like whoa this is a lot
122:47
oh it's actually kind of nice wait this
122:50
actually looks kind of and they've got
122:51
pictures
122:52
and a coloring this is great pancakes oh
122:55
[ __ ] dude this is actually kind of nice
123:00
this looks kind of really [ __ ] good
123:02
actually
123:04
oh man vegan pizza this is great
123:09
this is great hey hairy bikers this crap
123:11
i'm keeping this this is brilliant
123:16
reminder there's still 50 on the table
123:19
if you can chug that
123:20
in one go i'm not gonna check that in
123:22
one go
123:23
there's no chance i can chug that big
123:24
one in one go maybe maybe i could
123:26
handle a small one but there's just too
123:29
much stuff inside the big one dude
123:32
i could maybe handle a smaller one
123:35
but like my my port
124:00
why do i even do this why do i even
124:02
stream for a living why do i
124:03
why why do i have to like why why is it
124:06
that
124:06
i i do this to myself
124:10
if i do this to myself i mean surround
124:12
myself with you people
124:18
hey chat was it the chassis that said it
124:21
like oh wow
124:23
oh no i don't know who it was oh wow
124:26
would you look at that would you look at
124:29
that
124:30
would you look at that pog champ
124:34
i'll give it to marisa
124:37
[ __ ] champ baby this is great i have a
124:39
copy
124:40
i can just [ __ ] ruin this now then
124:43
and i'll just get into a new one
124:45
twinning wear it
124:48
just all right guys we're gonna go
124:51
change baby
124:57
all right i'm back oh my god i'm really
125:00
fast at changing gg boys this is a nice
125:02
looking dress wow
125:06
all right these ones are light actually
125:09
i grabbed them like i was like
125:10
f1 and n5t cancelled comedy genius
125:14
damn right okay
125:18
i am a comedic mastermind
125:21
i'm gonna do stand up one day people
125:24
would love that
125:24
i'm really funny and awesome and
125:27
handsome
125:28
and hot and smart ah [ __ ] i dropped the
125:32
box
125:38
okay sit down i am sitting
125:42
all right who's this from
125:45
brighton what's his name yo enjoy this
125:48
you hot man
125:52
i'm a hot man hell yeah hot boy hours
125:57
hold on i'm doing hot boy [ __ ] okay
126:01
time to be the next eddie izzard
126:04
i'd be a much more attractive eddie user
126:07
as eddie izzards wear some eye shadow on
126:10
stage and he's
126:12
now he's the cross-dressing guy i
126:14
however will go on
126:16
stage in a [ __ ] mini skirt show me
126:18
where eddie izzard has done that
126:20
okay
126:21
[Music]
126:24
also update the maker sent me pick the
126:27
blue mccarter stock for the handles have
126:29
arrived
126:30
oh [ __ ] blew my carter baby
126:34
my carter anyway just
126:36
[Music]
126:39
rose's closet a place for trans people
126:42
to get free clothing would be
126:44
an awesome charity for you to start with
126:47
your extra clothing
126:50
it wouldn't be a lot to be honest with
126:52
you it wouldn't be a lot
126:54
i couldn't do it with my with my extra
126:56
clothing
126:57
um especially not a whole organization
126:59
just with random stuff that you guys
127:01
send me
127:02
and also anything that involves like
127:05
imagine i'd need like a warehouse for it
127:06
and everything like that
127:07
and then it needs to be like taxed and i
127:09
need to register as a charity
127:11
ideally i go about it in a way that i
127:13
can personally manage
127:15
but it's more like a raising money sort
127:18
of thing
127:18
and then finding a really good charity
127:20
to give it to that's my idea oh damn
127:23
what in the [ __ ] are these chat okay
127:26
before i
127:26
unbox them badly actually can anyone
127:29
tell me what these are
127:31
are they like suspender straps what are
127:33
they
127:34
oh [ __ ] timid viking thank you did they
127:37
who got the subs polite suspenders are
127:38
they suspenders they're like stretchy
127:40
looks like it to me they look they look
127:42
cool they're high they're really high
127:45
quality suspenders
127:48
nice and they don't even smell bad am i
127:51
the only one with 360p max resolution i
127:54
severely hope so
127:57
thank you matthew hey
128:01
whoa look at that what the [ __ ] is this
128:05
a puff cigar so i've been sent a cigar
128:11
that i think explodes
128:15
oh no just makes a ton of smoke i'm not
128:17
gonna one
128:19
warning warning it says at the bottom
128:21
it's mostly covered
128:23
this tiny little white spot down there
128:25
at the very bottom
128:26
says warning choking hazard
128:29
great i'm gonna put that in my mouth
128:33
and then a hat a fedora
128:37
dinner mini skirt would have the british
128:40
version of the fcc
128:41
shutting the show down laughing face
128:45
it isn't a mini skill yeah
128:48
oh dude wait till i can see eddie
128:50
without a mini skirt dude
128:54
that'd be hot what is this
129:00
it's just a big ribbon
129:05
belt ribbon
129:09
it's a tie it's a skinny tie oh like
129:13
oh wow holy [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] dude
129:15
it's a tie
129:16
it's the tie in this and then a cigar
129:20
can't tie it
129:23
oh man you can picture me at the bottom
129:27
man see where's my where's my [ __ ]
129:30
thing
129:30
but i put it i just put it down oh
129:34
stupid throw my chair
129:37
ah [ __ ] i dropped it where's my cigar
129:39
i'm gonna put it in my mouth
129:47
okay right tell me do i remind you of a
129:49
detective
129:52
oh [ __ ] or a mobster
130:01
haha yeah
130:05
get that uh [ __ ] uh kill that guy or
130:09
something
130:10
uh i've gone with mobster uh yeah
130:14
[ __ ] yeah
130:22
uh [ __ ] kill uh get the get the uh
130:26
get the drugs the beard
130:31
[Music]
130:33
[ __ ] weight idi dnt
130:36
no perry the platypus streamed that was
130:39
a very dangerous pair of the platypus
130:47
the stream is so scuffed what are you
130:49
talking about dude what are you talking
130:51
about dude
130:57
hold on i got my hat where's my [ __ ]
131:00
thing
131:07
look at my nose i look like i'm wearing
131:10
a disguise oh no i won't notice
131:12
this i'm going to get into america
131:17
i'm off to rob a bank and then tie
131:20
someone to a railroad track
131:29
what what
131:32
rose you look like a man oh that's
131:34
disgusting
131:36
i would never i'm still holding a gun
131:38
for some reason
131:39
i would never you are not really the
131:41
mobster more the mobsters mole
131:44
the one who would be lunging at the bar
131:47
lunging
131:48
lounging you mean the [ __ ] the the
131:50
girl that like the mobster has like over
131:52
his shoulder
131:53
i could see that except the mobsters are
131:55
always short and i'm pretty tall
131:56
so
132:00
be the other way around a man dressed as
132:02
a woman dressing like a man
132:04
it did look like that a little bit
132:07
either way dude the eyeshadow's so good
132:09
today holy [ __ ] look at that
132:11
that's so nice looking we did like a
132:13
little i did like a little like
132:14
rose in the it i did like rose on the
132:16
eyelid and then like pink on the outer
132:18
corner and then white in the in the
132:19
inner eye
132:21
[ __ ] good [ __ ] good a guy being
132:24
good at cross-dressing wearing a fake
132:26
beard is peak egg asm
132:30
i'm not a i'm not a woman
132:35
you know when girls do that thing where
132:36
they're trying to impersonate guys
132:38
where they're well they kind of do like
132:40
this mocking thing to dudes
132:41
happened to be all the time like you'd
132:43
say a dude would say something dumb and
132:44
then girls go
132:45
man you know that that voice that
132:48
somehow
132:49
they think sounds like a guy's voice um
132:51
yeah
132:52
that um i just needed to do that
132:56
i didn't pretend to talk like a guy
133:03
oh my god
133:10
okay this one's a big big boy
133:13
this one's a big boy this one's a big
133:16
boy okay who's it from
133:18
andrew ward [ __ ] okay cool
133:22
um enough see for life on twitch and
133:26
twitter
133:26
p.s did the other party take those now
133:29
before you get white girl wasted
133:32
no i don't um [ __ ] shall we let's do it
133:35
hold on ready i gotta disable the
133:37
[ __ ] camera though if we do that
133:40
okay hold on i gotta disable my face cam
133:42
to do that but okay i do not get it
133:44
because i thought riza was your beard
133:47
also are you sure the person in chat
133:49
said you looked hench not wench
133:52
happy birthday princess i'm fail god
133:54
[ __ ] damn it
133:56
princess really and i'm fairly certain
133:58
they said hench so
134:00
i'll take it
134:06
i'm taking pictures i'm taking pictures
134:09
for instagram
134:10
i'm taking hot girl [ __ ] right now i'm
134:12
sorry if the screen's black
134:13
i know it is i'm sorry i'm taking a hot
134:14
girl [ __ ]
134:25
i don't know what are the photos to take
134:27
like what can i really do on a birthday
134:28
picture
134:30
um oh i'll get you know what i'll do
134:32
i've got i'm sure one of those are fine
134:34
i'm gonna grab someone's gonna send me
134:37
like a picture of the um
134:38
of the [ __ ] the cigar one you know
134:41
can someone send me that
134:43
and then i can just post that along with
134:44
it that could be good
134:49
that could be quite fun let me just see
134:51
if those like two pictures were
134:53
okay
134:58
one of them was fine one of them was
135:00
fine
135:01
i'll use that one that one's fine cool
135:04
pog champ all right we did it uh now
135:05
okay what else let me do a thing i
135:07
always do this thing whenever i like
135:09
whatever whenever i'm wearing something
135:12
kind of nice
135:12
i take like way too much time to edit
135:14
the photo and then i go and put it on
135:16
twitter
135:16
and it takes way too much time and
135:17
everyone in the stream gets bored so i'm
135:19
just gonna leave it at that and just
135:20
kind of accept that
135:22
this one feels cool this one feels cool
135:26
i've got a feeling this one's cool bear
135:28
with me
135:29
take my word on this one i think this
135:31
one's cool
135:37
i think this one's gonna be cool
135:42
i think it's gonna be cool
135:50
there's no note with it doesn't say who
135:52
it's from
135:56
pagani design is it a knife
136:01
no maybe i've never seen a knife box
136:04
like this though
136:07
i don't know how to open this lifetime
136:16
design it sounds like a knife maker's
136:18
name
136:19
i
136:23
this one's gonna be dope oh what the
136:26
[ __ ] it's a watch
136:27
whoa it's a [ __ ] rainbow watch
136:30
oh my god it's not a knife
136:34
it's very close to a knife watches and
136:37
knives go hand in hand
136:39
nifty that's kind of nifty actually
136:42
that's a what if that's a fancy ass gift
136:44
is it
136:46
he doesn't know pagani i get are they
136:48
good
136:49
what do you mean are they good
136:55
the watch has a knife in it yeah i'm
136:56
sure it's like a james bond thing
137:00
are they good my dad knows more about
137:03
watches i don't know
137:05
ah what the [ __ ]
137:12
show the watch face i will hold on
137:16
pagani pagani
137:19
cool logo stainless steel
137:22
sports oh i can run a marathon in this
137:28
i'm taking all the like the plastic off
137:30
one sec
137:32
boy it's heavy actually the what let me
137:35
show you the watch face one's like is it
137:37
this way up it's this way up
137:38
looks like this it's rainbowy look at
137:40
that supercar maker
137:42
is it
137:46
am i saying it right is that it
137:49
am i looking at that right wow depth of
137:51
field my god look at that [ __ ]
137:53
camera good
137:57
is it is that good nice
138:00
again make hypercars
138:04
holy [ __ ] what a pog gift it looks
138:06
expensive
138:07
that finn
138:12
it looks cool oh nifty
138:17
okay it's like a hundred dollar watch
138:19
that's pretty dope actually
138:21
damn 100 bucks that's [ __ ] cool gift
138:25
about a hundred dollar i don't own a
138:26
watch this expensive
138:29
i own what watch do what no i do i have
138:31
a broken apple watch
138:33
technically more expensive far less
138:35
functional um
138:37
very cool that's kind of nif nifty
138:39
actually
138:40
it came with a warranty card nuts
138:45
nice nice
138:48
i really thought that was gonna be like
138:50
it was too wide to be a knife box you
138:52
know what i mean
138:52
happy birthday rose let's hope you don't
138:55
get anything weird i'm hoping i do
138:58
i'm hoping i get like at least one thing
139:00
that's just a little bit
139:01
suspect you know a little bit sus
139:04
okay i want something if we don't
139:08
if there's no butt plug tail then you
139:11
know what
139:12
i don't know if if that's even a success
139:14
what can i even say
139:16
is it a hoodie it's a hoodie it's
139:18
already it's a [ __ ] crop top hoodie
139:21
whoa cool zip cool zip
139:24
crop top putty corrupter putty i have
139:27
another buddy another crop top no dildos
139:29
yet no no dildos yet as a cool hoodie
139:32
fanboy hooters vector hoodie fanboy
139:35
vector
139:36
holy [ __ ] fanboy vector fanboy vector
139:38
fanboy fanboy vector
139:42
good color fanboy vector fanboy vector
139:46
this one is a handwritten note or hand
139:49
typed
139:49
notes
139:53
oh no oh the guy nuke nukem
139:59
take a photo of the warranty card and
140:01
email it to yourself
140:05
yeah i hope you don't mind me following
140:07
you on twitch because i'm a massive fan
140:08
of yours
140:09
what i hope you don't mind me following
140:12
you that's what i want you to do most of
140:14
all
140:15
um i love all your work on youtube and
140:17
twitch i'm really excited for bothering
140:18
you all the time because i know how to
140:19
oh damn
140:20
what with your online celebrity status
140:22
guys am i a celebrity
140:24
thank you joy my celebrity call me a
140:27
celebrity please it'll really boost my
140:29
ego um
140:31
i want to say a great big thank you for
140:33
helping me uh come in terms of the fact
140:34
that i'm a crossdresser
140:36
my parents are away fair point uh but
140:40
uh kind of personal um
140:43
very personal that's an email uh
140:50
basically asked me about how advice and
140:52
stuff about um
140:54
starting up a twitch channel i don't
140:56
know i've been doing it for a year
140:59
and that sounds like a while but it does
141:00
not feel like a while
141:02
um but yeah no my only advice
141:05
is like [ __ ] i don't know if he's
141:07
watching but
141:08
my only advice is the um oh yeah oh he's
141:11
here i guess
141:12
my only advice is that just do it you
141:15
get way better at it over time
141:16
way better like miles better over time
141:19
like um
141:20
you get i don't know
141:23
you get more comfortable with it because
141:25
talking to a camera is really [ __ ]
141:26
weird
141:27
like it sometimes it does dawn on me and
141:29
i get like a moment of realization
141:31
that i'm just sitting in a room
141:33
screaming at a wall
141:39
and then occasionally people give me
141:41
like 25
141:42
thank you oh no that was like 50
141:46
thank you for the thank you for the
141:47
gifted so thank you for the gifted subs
141:50
by the way
141:50
i don't know the warlord's feelings if
141:52
this wall could tell stories i've
141:53
screamed so much at it
141:55
by the way don't know whether i don't
141:57
know whether you remember
141:58
i said we'd do the um if we hit the
142:00
gifted if we hit the sub goal
142:02
just do the mirror and tell someone
142:05
you're not a fn hot celebrity on the red
142:08
carpet
142:09
happy birthday i am i am looking hot
142:12
though
142:13
uh this one doesn't have my name on
142:14
either yeah i if we hit the sub goal
142:17
we're doing the
142:17
laser hair removaly thing by the way fun
142:20
fact
142:21
okay oh it's shirts
142:24
are they women's
142:28
it doesn't say if they're women's hbd
142:32
there's two shirts there's an orange one
142:33
behind it decide chat
142:36
decide chat decide chat
142:40
box or no box decide wow holy [ __ ]
142:45
i could oh my god look at how much look
142:47
at how much better i'd look though
142:49
look like a nice regular shirt you know
142:53
wouldn't this be nice remember when it
142:54
would remember when days look like this
142:57
dremel in some days look like this chat
143:00
and now
143:04
not really
143:07
oh god you're like perfectly split they
143:10
are blouses not shirts
143:13
they're shirts
143:17
a blouse is like a whole different that
143:19
[ __ ]
143:20
it says shirt on it oh it's 100 cotton
143:25
let's see let's see what people are
143:27
thunking
143:29
keep box keeps winning one fourth sleeve
143:33
is women oh is it women's
143:35
[ __ ] it's not as cool i guess they're
143:37
women's
143:39
all right i'll keep them all right chant
143:42
well done
143:43
women's sleeves
143:50
69 hell yeah
143:54
they're women's t-shirts you can keep
143:55
them okay oh i got this one
143:58
is does this have a name sapphire
144:00
sapphire mooney holy [ __ ]
144:02
there's a lot from sapphire munich um
144:04
sorry if it's offensive but what do you
144:06
pronounce i don't think it's offensive
144:07
to ask for anyone's
144:08
pronoun what the [ __ ] is that my
144:11
pronouns are he him
144:12
what the [ __ ] is this
144:15
it's definitely not offensive to ask for
144:16
my pronouns i don't know how other
144:17
people are but still
144:19
usually i think people find it fine what
144:22
the [ __ ] is this there's just like a ham
144:24
sandwich in here what is this [ __ ]
144:28
could this be the first sauce hey rose
144:31
we need some posers for disnik he needs
144:34
to take some nice picks for a collage
144:36
quick speedrun
144:38
um chat give me one uh oh
144:42
um [ __ ] uh give me one give me a post
144:44
shout out in your pose
144:48
uh the [ __ ] i don't know what what i
144:51
do
144:54
wait disney you got to get the one where
144:56
i was like that you got to add that to
144:58
the thing
144:58
v fingers what that [ __ ] i already did
145:01
that well another one another one
145:03
oh wait is he actually translated gender
145:05
no i'm not trans i'm a guy i'm just a
145:07
straight up guy
145:08
uh come on catboy pose [ __ ] his cat boy
145:11
pose her hands
145:12
wait let me fix my hair there's always
145:14
collage on reddit
145:15
i gotta make sure my hair is okay oh my
145:17
god oh my god oh my god
145:18
i look good for the disney photos
145:28
uh what else handle the chin
145:36
uh devil horns [ __ ] that [ __ ] what
145:40
i don't know what what else yeah
145:43
blow kiss
145:47
pug that second one was pretty good chad
145:50
face
145:52
solid next wink
145:56
uh hands on hips that [ __ ] i don't know
145:59
if that works for me i got the [ __ ]
146:01
got that i got the [ __ ] man arm look
146:04
at this [ __ ] ah
146:06
that's cool that's cool i look good
146:08
there duck clips not a shirt i'm doing
146:10
that in front of people
146:11
um hands on hands
146:19
you know we had to do it to them there
146:22
we go i think that makes it good
146:24
i think that's pretty solid um when i'm
146:27
behind head
146:27
this [ __ ]
146:31
okay let's see what the [ __ ] this is
146:34
it's definitely rubber
146:38
the time when you went nya was lovely
146:44
thanks biting lip
146:50
you know the biting when i did when i
146:52
did that please someone's gotta have
146:53
that somewhere
146:56
is this a [ __ ] bold cap
147:00
is it sticky oh
147:10
it's not sticky which way does it even
147:14
go
147:24
i look like a knight
147:28
ready for battle i look so cool
147:32
oh man are you aroused
147:39
are you aroused chat
147:45
[ __ ] hurts my hair this is garbage
147:49
it's like wrinkles on the back and
147:51
everything look look can you see those
147:53
wrinkles on the back what the [ __ ]
147:56
head dick oh man sorry
148:00
that's yo looked great for a minute
148:03
though
148:06
uh
148:09
what is this i just realized one of
148:11
those one of the po boxes came delivered
148:13
to me with a uh
148:14
with something else elastic banded to it
148:17
and it's my [ __ ] it's a letter from
148:19
the government saying you need to tax
148:20
your car
148:21
so i i owe them money apparently or i
148:24
can't drive
148:25
i mean i can't drive anywhere so
148:29
i'll give that to my personal assistant
148:31
to deal with
148:33
inevitable oh there's a lot
148:37
oh there's a lot oh there's a lot
148:40
there's three things
148:44
i need a personal assistant i've just
148:46
got my ah
148:47
okay so
148:51
number one oh it's from starve wait this
148:54
is the one
148:54
this is the one here's part one of four
148:57
holy [ __ ] i got that nailed
148:59
one of four although i don't know
149:01
because it in theory i don't know
149:04
put your hair in a bun don't know how
149:06
never learned not
149:07
did didn't learn as a kid and now i
149:10
don't know how now
149:11
stuff pug okay
149:15
it's a red shirt wait no red it's red
149:17
something it's red it's definitely red
149:19
it's definitely red color blind people
149:20
i'm with you here it's definitely red
149:23
uh are you typing my name on your body
149:25
if i'm subbing
149:27
no i'm not amaranth i'm very sorry um
149:30
there's i have 4 800 subs
149:34
i don't have a room um it's a red
149:37
oh [ __ ] i don't own a red skirt [ __ ]
149:39
yeah red skirt pog
149:42
nice it is large though it could be
149:46
smaller but red skirt pog okay that's
149:48
part one i guess see if i get the second
149:52
part
149:52
velma oh [ __ ] no part four or four
149:58
wait there's only three in here though
150:02
part two of four there's there's one two
150:04
and four stuff
150:06
oh no there was only three things in
150:10
there
150:10
stop chatter correct is it a velma
150:13
cosplay
150:14
oh no my socks
150:18
could it be orange thigh eyes maybe
150:21
could it be orange thigh eyes maybe
150:24
velma
150:24
velma are you here it's [ __ ] orange
150:28
thigh highs there we go
150:31
four or four i'm opening four or four
150:33
i'm not sure what else there is
150:35
i've got the glasses already i think so
150:37
i'm not sure if you uh decided this
150:39
same way my glasses but um we'll see
150:42
there's only there's only four or four
150:44
jinkies scoob
150:51
oh [ __ ] yeah the most important part
150:55
the most important part baby
151:00
holy [ __ ] velma cosplay
151:03
oh it's soft as [ __ ] by the way hell
151:06
yes the [ __ ] orange turtleneck baby
151:10
let's go let's go that's all i need that
151:13
is all i need
151:14
i don't know what the fourth part was or
151:17
the third part
151:18
number three's in a separate box oh my
151:19
god how am i supposed to know
151:23
oh my god okay here's another box i'm
151:26
gonna see if i can find the
151:28
the third one konnichiwa finchand
151:34
can eat you up okay this one's not
151:38
starves
151:39
that this one doesn't have anything on
151:41
it and neither does this one
151:43
so this doesn't even have a anything on
151:45
it didn't even say who it's from so it's
151:47
probably amazon glitching out again
151:49
glasses and a whip starved what else did
151:51
you say the last bit was sent in a
151:52
separate package
151:54
what was the last bit stuff what's the
151:55
last bit
151:57
you guys know that daphne exists right
152:00
definitely was hotter
152:01
however it is more funny to make velma
152:03
look like a thot so we're gonna do that
152:08
instead
152:11
what is this [ __ ]
152:28
do you see what i'm holding chat do you
152:30
see what i'm holding
152:33
wow it says 21 on it it's a [ __ ]
152:36
tiara
152:38
that says 21.
152:41
ow this is tight this was made for a
152:43
smaller head than mine
152:46
maybe a child's well technically or
152:48
maybe just a regular
152:50
woman oh my [ __ ] i can't make this
152:53
look good with my hair
152:54
but oh my god it's there can i just
152:57
[ __ ] plunk it on my head like that
153:01
wow and then wait wait wait
153:07
this [ __ ] hurts by the way i can't keep
153:09
this on this [ __ ] is hurting my head
153:11
uh but there's something else that it
153:14
comes along with
153:16
that is the most glittery thing that
153:18
i've ever seen
153:19
it comes with a sash i believe yeah
153:23
look at this is it cuts
153:27
[Music]
153:30
you d-i-d-n-t read my name big
153:33
find my twenty-one i am sorry chat
153:38
you didn't remember my name i swallowed
153:40
i swallow wait what i swallow a cup
153:44
you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] penis
153:52
you piece of [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ]
153:55
i didn't get you didn't get me you
153:56
didn't get me you didn't get me that's
153:58
not gonna make for a good clip i didn't
154:00
say the word chat
154:01
try harder next time dummy try harder
154:04
next time
154:07
what is this
154:10
[Music]
154:11
all right again take a pic for insta
154:14
with the sash tiara and the lit up mask
154:18
maybe i don't know i i don't i i can
154:21
only really post two or three on insta i
154:23
can post a lot actually
154:25
on twitter i can't but what the [ __ ] is
154:28
this
154:32
not a bad idea
154:39
oh my god
154:42
the most important part of a kinky
154:44
velvet cosplay is a hot daphne for
154:47
sexual attention and
154:49
kissing photo ops meowries are in purple
154:52
dress and blonde wig
154:55
hold on i knew this was like a shitty
154:57
knife box
154:58
because they're like oh my god oh it's a
155:01
cs go knife baby look at this
155:04
csgo butterfly knife let's go it's so
155:06
stiff
155:07
whoa my god really hard to flick because
155:10
it's not
155:11
actually done yet it's not broken in
155:14
need to break it in before you start
155:16
flicking am i right boys am i right boys
155:17
am i right boys
155:19
um uh
155:22
aetus what
155:26
the most important part of kinky velma
155:27
cosplay is hot daphne for sectional
155:29
tension
155:30
we can get we can get that dude i'm
155:32
trying pp gone
155:34
permanent rose almost permanent rose
155:38
oh it's never really a butterfly knife
155:41
i don't play with butterflies it's never
155:43
really a butterfly knife it's not
155:44
actually got a blade on it
155:46
although really easily could have
155:49
usually knife makers make it so there's
155:51
a hole in the blade so you can't really
155:53
sharpen them but this one didn't
155:55
anyway ball buster perma rose almost
155:58
just straight up
155:59
cut it off wait this one [ __ ] isn't
156:01
this one illegal today is fanboy friday
156:04
make sure to head back
156:05
and or donate to your local family today
156:09
hello i'm confused hello can i just like
156:11
[ __ ]
156:13
oh smooth i can't do it when i look away
156:15
from it but
156:18
so close chat so [ __ ] close this
156:21
[ __ ] tiara is killing me though
156:23
ah oh that's why look it's bent inward
156:26
you see that
156:27
that's just a spike right into the side
156:29
of my head ow
156:31
owie owie howie
156:35
oh that's way better that's way better
156:37
holy [ __ ] i'll just keep the tiara
156:38
chat do we keep the tiara i can't keep
156:40
this because it's getting glitter on my
156:42
everything
156:43
and it's also not really a sash oh
156:46
should i keep the tiara let's keep the
156:48
tiara okay
156:50
oh wait am i done wait is this from
156:52
stuff no it's not
156:53
oh this one's from new clip for life
156:56
hold on this was the one i forgot to
157:02
open
157:06
the simp mountains really becoming a
157:08
mountain by the way
157:10
best wishes got a rose on the front no
157:14
sorry oh i've
157:18
i've got one of these before look at
157:19
this it's a rose in a jar
157:22
it's a rose in a jar look at that [ __ ]
157:25
that's so nice it's got a rose nice wood
157:27
basic glows
157:28
it's got lights in it and [ __ ] that have
157:30
fallen off it oh
157:32
no wait do i have to put it on my i
157:33
might have to put it on myself but oh my
157:35
god that's cool
157:36
i like that i've i've got one somewhere
157:38
it might i'll put it next to the other
157:40
one on the ship
157:41
i'm gonna put it on a shelf i need stuff
157:43
to put on the shelf for decoration
157:45
i gotta light up rose now pogchamp
157:49
this is great i have a gallery of roses
157:54
okay we're so close we're so close to
157:57
being done with it actually
157:59
look at this we've got like we we're so
158:01
close we're so close
158:03
i want to open up this one oh yeah
158:06
[ __ ]
158:06
mug
158:11
really heavy and it smells not great
158:14
actually not good at all i'm convinced
158:18
that it's food
158:19
i'm convinced that it's food and i'm
158:21
convinced that it's been in my hallway
158:23
for a month
158:25
let's open it shall we not a bomb
158:32
okay that's not gonna work it's purely
158:34
wrapped in duct tape
158:38
oh that worked oh it's so [ __ ] heavy
158:44
it's like really really heavy
158:47
i'm gonna try not to cut towards myself
158:48
this time
158:52
oh bruh what the [ __ ]
158:56
my knife closed on me did you see that
158:57
hypothetical donation goal for you to
159:00
make an only fans
159:03
no
159:06
uh there wouldn't be one i wouldn't make
159:09
it only fans if i didn't think i could
159:10
make more money than it was worth
159:12
um so probably not a birthday
159:16
big birthday dildo it's food big
159:19
birthday dildo
159:21
why has no one sent me a big birthday
159:23
dildo yet oh my god it's all gummy bears
159:27
it's all gummy bears
159:33
sugar-free gummy bears oh man this is
159:36
just
159:37
sugar-free gummy bears who knows the law
159:41
around sugar-free gummy bears
159:44
don't eat them i'm not gonna i'm very
159:47
sorry person
159:48
but i'm not gonna eat these because i
159:50
don't want to [ __ ] a storm
159:55
what the there's wait this is two boxes
159:58
look at that
159:59
it's like two boxes in one this is a
160:00
different one
160:02
poor toilet i'm not gonna eat them
160:07
how the [ __ ] do i open this i genuinely
160:10
am like kind of lost i need a bigger
160:12
knife
160:13
slightly bigger knife incoming something
160:15
a bit stronger
160:17
oh yeah the beauty of having multiple
160:19
knives baby
160:20
different functions
160:24
it's the same thing it's just more
160:27
like smell awful they it's really quite
160:30
bad actually uh they're not good
160:34
um goodbye they're all this uh
160:37
let me just [ __ ] that's just gonna be
160:41
there now
160:42
that i i was that was that okay that was
160:44
disappointing
160:45
i thought that was gonna be something
160:46
insane and it was
160:49
a literal bag of cons mate constipation
160:53
and poop
160:56
ah okay i have this thing too i forgot
160:58
to open it it was in the hallway
160:59
but it didn't happen this one's a small
161:01
one
161:03
this one can't be a dildo it's too small
161:05
i prefer them larger
161:07
okay
161:12
seven day slimming cream and it's yellow
161:16
and it smells bad what containing water
161:20
ethanol
161:22
am i supposed to ingest this i don't
161:25
like this idea that sounds like death
161:31
i've got to throw some of them away i've
161:32
got to throw some of them away that one
161:34
just happens to be the unlucky contender
161:38
oh yeah yeah
161:42
give it to your neighbor's kids
161:46
all right i'm waiting for the second
161:49
stove package actually
161:52
this one's from chloe chloe
161:55
chloe a fanboy streamer ate 10 kilos of
161:59
sugar free gummy bears this is what
162:01
happened to his lip
162:03
the [ __ ] guy on youtube or it's just
162:05
like a picture of someone's liver that's
162:07
just exploded
162:09
it's like me looking all happy and then
162:10
me on like give them to guests and if
162:12
they grow bobs you know they wear spiked
162:15
with estrogen
162:17
give them a i don't think you could
162:21
no one in i know people in this chat no
162:23
one could be bothered to spike something
162:26
with estrogen you were trying to lose
162:27
weight
162:28
jesus just [ __ ] it all out my god
162:33
oh my god yeah no uh i think i'll lose
162:36
weight in a healthy way i think maybe
162:38
i'll try that
162:47
okay hog champ
162:52
okay i i read the labels every now and
162:55
then when i don't know what it is at all
162:58
and that one is just all in chinese
163:02
it just says women's on it so it's women
163:06
something
163:10
okay i'm a little bit scared
163:15
big giant birthday dildo big giant
163:19
birthday dildo
163:21
big giant birthday oh no
163:25
this can't be a big giant birthday dildo
163:27
this is nowhere near the size that i'm
163:28
after
163:31
oh wait what the [ __ ] this is actually
163:33
kind of cool this is like a drawer
163:35
queen confirmed maybe someone should
163:37
watch her a bad dragon is a ray
163:41
awakening what the [ __ ]
163:44
rose's size queen confirmed maybe
163:46
someone shot her a bad dragon as a rude
163:47
awakening what the [ __ ] is that
163:49
oh my god look at this that is nice
163:52
actually
163:52
holy [ __ ] i actually have a jewelry box
163:56
by the way dolly thank you
163:59
pug what thank you for the 250 dollars
164:05
god we're almost like 30 percent of my
164:06
[ __ ] done on this goal
164:10
uh we're already spending
164:14
two months as a girl if you think of it
164:16
like that right okay chat let me bargain
164:19
with you a little bit here
164:20
if i'm already spending two months of a
164:22
goal uh if i'm already spending two
164:24
months as a girl
164:25
why do you want a third you know like
164:28
you know after three months
164:32
you know it doesn't get you might you
164:34
might get bored you know
164:40
you might just be like you might get to
164:42
the end of the second month you'd be
164:43
like ah you know
164:44
i've seen this guy you know dress like
164:46
you know like who cares you know it's
164:48
just
164:48
i don't need to see this anymore you
164:50
know what if what if it's like that
164:52
you know you don't need it to be three
164:54
months that's a long time
164:56
you know you don't need that i don't
164:58
think anyone needs that
165:01
oh my god i don't think anyone needs it
165:06
yeah that's exactly what i said i'm so
165:08
glad you agree with me
165:10
i'm so glad you agree with me oh
165:23
watch him regret it without having to do
165:25
a year worth i'm not going to do a year
165:27
worth
165:29
oh it's a phone case for a phone that i
165:31
don't have
165:32
what the [ __ ] oh okay
165:38
that is an interesting photo it's red
165:42
it'll get on the dragon stuff for a
165:44
phone that i don't own
165:45
this is not i can already tell this is
165:47
not the shape of my phone
165:49
um thank you i guess
165:53
it's this is um thanks
165:56
shiny it's like those stupid halloween
165:59
warnings about people putting drugs in
166:01
kids candy
166:03
who would give expensive drugs to kids
166:06
exactly
166:06
yes there are earrings at the bottom of
166:08
that package princess
166:11
oh no was that oh no
166:14
you've only started to just taste my
166:17
power
166:18
don't tempt me mustache i
166:21
mustache i haven't seen your bank
166:23
records i need to know what you do for a
166:25
living and then i'll be scared
166:28
if you're like there's a chance mustache
166:30
is an oil
166:31
tycoon don't know um
166:34
but i doubt it
166:38
i doubt it okay
166:44
is this a yoshi egg what the [ __ ] is
166:47
this a yoshi egg
166:49
that's kind of cool
166:52
that's kind of cool i think
166:55
if i'm not wrong
166:58
how do you feel about just chatting on
166:59
twitch good i like it
167:02
i don't know about the hot tub streams i
167:05
mean [ __ ] it's not hurting anyone i
167:06
don't care if they do them or not
167:10
i'm not a big dude i'm not a big like um
167:14
i'm not one of the big objectors of hot
167:15
tub streams mainly because i'm also an
167:17
e-hole um but
167:20
i don't really care they're not hurting
167:21
anyone the people that are gonna what
167:22
like i feel like the people this is cool
167:24
i like this actually a lot
167:26
the people that are like complaining
167:27
that like oh no they're taking away
167:28
viewers from what your [ __ ] minecraft
167:30
stream
167:31
dude they're not gonna go and watch your
167:32
stream if like
167:34
if they were on twitch for that they're
167:36
not gonna go and watch your minecraft
167:37
gameplay after that
167:39
like what like no it's it's such a weird
167:42
argument to make to me
167:43
like there's one that has my tax on it
167:49
look it's kind of important i guess
167:51
there we are
167:52
yeah no don't get it big dildo big dildo
167:55
where's the big daughter give me big
168:00
thank you for helping me realize im
168:02
trans keep it up baby
168:07
i'm glad that i led you down a path of
168:09
discovery
168:12
cannon there's another one from the guy
168:15
that's a cannon yes we don't
168:16
need three month of girl we need girl
168:18
yeah
168:25
i'll take three months is this the same
168:28
one
168:30
i think this is the same one one year
168:31
later feeling super comfortable the same
168:34
princess is why i still he totally
168:37
centered coming back
168:38
the same one again totally sent two
168:42
uh seeing you one year wait sing oh
168:46
seeing you're one year later feeling
168:47
super comfortable dressed as a prince
168:50
trust the prince work you still keep
168:51
coming back ah yeah
168:54
i've got two cannons now neither of them
168:57
function
168:59
i don't know what to do i put it with
169:01
the other cannon
169:03
what do i do a kimbo cannon yes
169:06
double cannon i need the black powder
169:08
though
169:10
i thought the first one got lost in the
169:13
post so you got a
169:14
second one all right i got it
169:17
i got it i got the cannons thank you for
169:20
the cannons
169:22
they're high quality [ __ ] they're full
169:23
metal and everything
169:26
okay i got so much stuff
169:32
oh my god it's hurry
169:36
what not enough wait what not enough
169:38
vodka it's like four percent
169:40
it's pretty fine how many dildos do you
169:42
own none that's why i want one so badly
169:44
from you guys
169:46
um we're getting towards the end of it
169:48
none of them are shaped enough
169:50
so i think we're gonna call it um i
169:52
think we're going to call it
169:54
uh we're not going to get one everyone a
169:56
big r
169:57
in chat oh i guess we uh
170:01
no dildos today chat we didn't get any
170:04
weird stuff actually
170:05
that's just a straight up hairband cool
170:09
we didn't get any weird stuff yet i mean
170:11
there's still a little bit to go but
170:13
ah get this man
170:17
only the best for our princess
170:21
thanks thank you
170:25
when are we going to stop calling me
170:26
princess
170:29
how many objects that stimulate the
170:30
senses do you own none
170:32
since rose had helped at least 10 eggs
170:34
crack does that mean
170:36
hers is what in the [ __ ] is this
170:37
underwear also are you just giving up on
170:40
the nice earrings i got you
170:45
i don't know where they are hold on i
170:48
got underwear
170:50
it's surprisingly soft underwear in its
170:53
defense
170:56
i don't know where it is i will look
170:58
through them whenever i clean up and
171:00
stuff i always go through and look again
171:01
i will find them i just it's another
171:03
pair of the same ones
171:04
um guys i think this is a little bit too
171:08
manly you want to box these
171:11
you want to box these i feel like we
171:13
should box those
171:15
i feel like we should get rid of those
171:16
we should really get rid of those
171:18
like no no you do realize that you asked
171:21
for a lot of dildos today
171:24
so your wish will come true so we expect
171:27
you to use them
171:29
no
171:32
sorry i should clarify they're never
171:34
gonna get used uh
171:36
sorry about that stuff part three of
171:39
four the [ __ ] velma cosplay baby
171:42
part three starve let's go you're one of
171:44
the last ones
171:48
sent you a dress to go with those blue
171:50
heels do you want a bad dragon as well
171:55
i don't want a bad dragon no i'm just
171:58
what the [ __ ] stop
172:00
this was the one i don't think i want it
172:03
is a
172:03
very fake looking wig um
172:06
is this a velma wig well it's like the
172:09
same like
172:10
hold on one sec next oh wow that'll feel
172:14
extremely
172:14
brutal stuff stuff this is disgusting
172:19
oh this is disgusting stuff
172:22
that is just dreadful but it is there it
172:25
looks way better on camera than it looks
172:27
like in real life
172:28
but oh my god this is just the same as
172:30
mine dude
172:32
it's the same length but different color
172:35
slightly
172:36
i don't even remember velma having
172:38
having this color hair
172:40
i think my normal hair is probably
172:42
better velma
172:46
velma's got like my color hair dude
172:50
dude i just don't have like bangs
172:54
i need to i need like fake bangs or
172:56
something
172:57
that is horrible this is dreadful stuff
173:00
i'm so sorry stuff
173:01
this is i said him on the bad dragon
173:03
stuff right now we'll sort it out
173:06
do not send me one of those how will i
173:08
ever get any use out of it you know it's
173:09
a dragon it's meant for dragons don't
173:11
keep the poor
173:12
the poor fit i'm going to put it on the
173:14
poor female dragons need them
173:16
stop taking them away this is my message
173:18
to get a higher tier simp level in your
173:21
server i'm proud of myself
173:24
for spending forty dollars also jon stop
173:27
being horny
173:28
oh god it's jumping corny again uh the
173:30
rest of the gift works
173:31
it does the rest of the gift is really
173:33
cool i can't wait to do a [ __ ] vlog
173:35
since you will get dozens of dildos soon
173:38
can you copy will wheat in the make a
173:40
cape of dicks
173:43
cape of dicks i'm probably not gonna get
173:45
that many um
173:46
okay also i can't show them on stream if
173:50
i get them
173:51
i don't know what this is is this a
173:52
wristband
173:59
what it's not a wristband what the [ __ ]
174:02
is it
174:04
it's like that big what is it i i what
174:07
does anyone know what that is what strap
174:11
there's no watch
174:15
okay it's a [ __ ] ring
174:18
is it
174:24
wait what then that's too small
174:28
that is far too small come on
174:31
there's no way that's what that is it's
174:34
far too small
174:36
that's the most open it can be buddy
174:39
buddy i'm sorry am i bragging right now
174:43
but dude um
174:48
that it that is
174:55
it can't be there's no way it's that oh
174:57
[ __ ] the programmer sucks
174:59
it's back i've got more of them now oh
175:02
yay
175:02
programmer sucks i love it
175:06
lycra whoa hell yeah more sucks all
175:09
right
175:10
i have one last thing of the whole
175:12
birthday stream
175:13
it is a letter and i'm very sorry for
175:16
the person whose handwriting it is
175:18
it says do not open till today but
175:22
the way my dad described this was that
175:24
someone has sent you a card that has
175:26
worse handwriting than you
175:30
so in fact what he really said was it's
175:33
either a very young fan
175:35
as much as someone would terrible the
175:36
cosplay now relies on you putting in
175:39
effort with the hair
175:41
straighteners curling wand oh well okay
175:43
i will i will i will
175:45
oh i can do that i'll at least i can get
175:47
someone that can do that with me
175:50
as we get older it's important to stay
175:53
flexible
175:54
are you asking me for a yoga stream
175:58
um it's [ __ ]
176:01
it's this guy again enough uh
176:04
enough c4 live 1979
176:08
1979 buddy you gotta have better
176:11
handwriting
176:12
uh two rows uh about how old we are have
176:14
a great day
176:15
lots of love and andrew andrew
176:20
andrew you gotta get better [ __ ]
176:21
handwriting um
176:24
but sorry if you if you were born in
176:26
1979 please
176:28
oh my god um
176:31
thank you thanks for the birthday card
176:35
and there it is that was a kind of good
176:37
note to end it off on actually
176:39
pretty good nifty
176:44
oh wait there is one more i do have this
176:46
one
176:47
but i completely forgot that i had it
176:49
and it's probably just gonna be a quick
176:50
thing
176:53
it is it's another [ __ ] beret how did
176:56
multiple people think that i had a beret
176:59
well not a scam cockering definitely
177:03
counseling
177:04
i have always been nice to you yeah
177:14
trust mutual respect but no why have you
177:18
betrayed me
177:19
very sad times let's play your song this
177:22
was recorded 21 years ago this is my
177:24
music don't worry about the mca
177:26
let's play it happy birthday one
177:30
what's new we're blink 182
177:34
and we came to sing you this song
177:38
you can bet it won't