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i did this did i do it okay you're all
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saying hello did it work
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disney
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hello i may be slightly early am i what
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time is it
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[ __ ] i don't know
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did i do it did i do it correctly
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hope it's stable me too but the hotel
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internet has like 30 upload speed so i
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don't know kind of cool
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uh
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[ __ ] oh plus we're an hour ahead [ __ ] i
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don't know
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does this look cool does that look cool
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i think it looks cool there's a light on
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the wall
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hey boys how are you i haven't like
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announced anywhere i'm kind of like
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maybe i don't know if i exit out the app
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then nothing's gonna work i don't know
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if this sounds awful i don't know what
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the [ __ ] how is everything i don't know
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if it's good or not
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is it good i can't tell you're gonna
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have to relay me all the information
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people
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it's pretty good
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nice hi everyone hi it's me hello hello
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it's me
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hi
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uh
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look it i have a [ __ ] marisa thought
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this looked like porn that i was like
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[ __ ] just
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holy [ __ ] it's on my forehead oh it's
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hair
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cool
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okay hello boys
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kinda yeah okay cool
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i'm in spain uh i've managed to get a
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stream working i think i bought like
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this stand with like a light round it
01:30
which looks pretty epic i think
01:33
either porn set
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dude why the [ __ ] does it look like a
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porn set it's not that bad all my
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garbage
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is over there
01:43
there's a there's like swimsuits and
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[ __ ] so okay it is working people are
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talking to me
01:49
i'm in spain without the s anyway hello
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who's red bra is that it's mine
01:58
it's not a brat it's a swimsuit i
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haven't worn it yet though look uh
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so
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[Music]
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i've got a couple i was gonna talk about
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this later but [ __ ] it we'll talk about
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it now so
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i in real life bought
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swimsuits which was the most awkward
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[ __ ] thing ever i did like a i did
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this thing where i uh i i start i wore
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the other stream so it was like
02:21
and then i decided we've been past
02:23
there's so many beach shops that i went
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in one i was like okay i'll grab a
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bikini i'll do like i'll do like a
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swimsuit shot i've got a hot tub on the
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[ __ ] roof so i'll do like a hot tub
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thing i was gonna do a hot tub stream
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but then i didn't because yeah
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uh it would be
02:38
a little bit awkward because the hot
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tub's like open air and if i start
02:41
yelling then it's gonna be very
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uh noticeable in fact i just realized my
02:46
door's open
02:50
the dog the door just opened to the
02:52
world everyone i'm just yelling off my
02:54
balcony at you guys anyway
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hey thanks for the sub i have by the way
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no idea if you donate or not i don't
03:02
even know if it will work or not
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uh so maybe don't donate if you want to
03:06
do something you could give the sub it's
03:08
pretty plug because i won't know uh
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streamlabs brokey yeah no it's because
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i'm streaming on the twitch app
03:13
streamlabs decide the app decided not to
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work so
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but
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why are you in spain uh marie's got a
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thing i'm uh i'm over here with uh with
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riza i'm just kind of [ __ ] vibing i
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can't tell you where i am because you
03:27
know i don't want it to be a bit weird
03:29
and i don't want to get
03:31
that'd be weird i don't know i don't
03:33
want stalker i don't know but uh i'm
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gonna be back soon i'm gonna be back uh
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soon i'm not saying when again but i'll
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be back soon clapping cheek can you see
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my ass now i'm looking in the mirror
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over
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over
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there
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you can't see my ass i'm wearing a
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safety scared anyway you couldn't see it
03:49
if you tried
03:52
death clapping cheeks help you
03:55
thankful oh god there is someone below
03:57
me i didn't even think about that but
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yeah so i got okay basically
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i needed a swimsuit i've actually taken
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a bunch of uh
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i took a bunch of um pictures in the
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bikini
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um one of them i don't know if i can
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release because it's very
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it's very
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different to what i normally post but i
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did well i'm not very different you know
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i took a photo that maybe
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that maybe uh you know
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maybe maybe a little bit not sus but you
04:27
know a little bit maybe it's just for
04:28
instagram i don't know put on disco yeah
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okay listen listen it's
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it's it's a good photo
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um
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it's just listen i turned around in the
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bikini okay
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uh and it is a bikini oh in fact i'll
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show you what it is this is the one that
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i actually wore
04:45
and [ __ ] the dumbest way where is it
04:47
here the dumbest [ __ ] about this
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the dumbest [ __ ] about this
04:52
is that i went into a store to go buy a
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bikini and i didn't realize okay this is
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like
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the store was next to a bunch of [ __ ]
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yachts like just yeah after yacht like
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multi 10 million dollar yachts right i'm
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in a fancy place okay at least i got to
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a fancy place it's like 10 minutes away
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so i walked over there
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and i was like okay
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i'm going to get myself like uh i'm
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going to get myself at this this
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swimsuit sure it's just a swimsuit shop
05:19
it's going to be [ __ ] what's it
05:20
called it's going to be easy it's just a
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swimsuit shop they're all cheap what is
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a swimsuit what is this
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uh 10 euro it's gonna be nothing it's
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fine uh so i went into one and i was
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like
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hey um my uh by the way like mask and
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sunglasses and a hat you know like this
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is
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you know just sunglasses masks couldn't
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see [ __ ] so like hey
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uh my uh i'm just uh my uh my girlfriend
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uh she needs a she needs a swimsuit
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she's about uh my height and my size and
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my width
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and
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what's it for our size
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32c i guess i don't know just making
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[ __ ] up so [ __ ] i walked i got this
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thing and she was giving me this nice uh
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introduction to all this stuff
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and she was showing me all of them and
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she was like
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uh do you know which one she's after i'm
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an ash black something i'm just trying
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to grab something for her um and she
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shows me this one
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and shows me a bunch of different other
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ones
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and eventually i end up asking like oh
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okay
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how much uh how much are these
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and she goes
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oh every one of them they're all they're
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all 200 euros
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and i was like ah
06:32
i'll look like a [ __ ] if i back out now
06:34
i've been here for like a few minutes
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so i bought a swimsuit for 200 years
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because i didn't want to be awkward
06:45
i didn't want to feel awkward so i have
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this 200
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swimsuit
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and it's not one
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it's not worth it at all
06:54
but like it looks cool
06:57
all right look i'll show you so like
06:59
there's the front of it it's very cool
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very epic right and then there's like
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it's basically this uh this strip down
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the middle it's like you know like this
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right so it's it's kind of epic you know
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kind of cool
07:10
uh anyway i wore that because [ __ ] it i
07:12
was gonna get some use out of it so
07:14
i'm very much hoping
07:16
um that someone can donate or slash gift
07:20
how many subs is 200 euros
07:24
a lot how many is that like [ __ ]
07:28
i don't know however much that is 40
07:30
[ __ ] yeah i'm hoping someone can gift
07:32
like 50 subs
07:34
so i can pay for it
07:36
uh
07:37
and then i bought a bunch of a bunch of
07:39
other bikinis and i was like well [ __ ] i
07:40
didn't try it on i wasn't that well i
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didn't try the [ __ ] bikinis on am i
07:45
stupid i don't wanna be like okay it's
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for my girlfriend i know and i got these
07:48
as well i didn't try to anyway by the
07:50
way you guys are gonna have to tell me
07:52
in shaq it's not gonna make a noise
07:54
uh it'd be very nice if you just spammed
07:56
or something if someone actually does
07:58
gift 200 subs i actually do have an
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incentive for you to please give me 200
08:03
subs i got this one as well bikini
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uh bottom bikini
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dub
08:09
nice good color haven't worn either of
08:11
those two yet though uh but maybe i will
08:15
maybe i will
08:17
um
08:18
and i took pictures in that one and that
08:20
one photo listen
08:22
i'm not saying that if someone gifts
08:24
maybe like a hundred subs
08:27
then maybe i'll release maybe i'll put
08:29
out the photo on instagram maybe maybe
08:30
i'm not maybe i am saying that but maybe
08:32
probably
08:36
but you know i just i just want you to
08:38
know that there is a pretty darn good
08:40
photo
08:41
what happened
08:42
oh my god what happened someone did
08:44
what happened did it happen
08:47
only a hundred gifted what happened tell
08:49
me what happened you got 45 gifted subs
08:51
[ __ ] yeah it paid for it
08:53
more
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200 oh wait why are you upping my number
08:58
i only said 100. hey finn [ __ ] yeah finn
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and finn hey wait can i like angle this
09:03
down a little bit
09:05
pug you can see my whole messy room
09:08
but yeah
09:09
i took this into a skill a little bit at
09:11
the top i like
09:12
200 200 000 subs holy [ __ ] i can see the
09:16
[ __ ] the thing crj has gifted 35
09:20
along with crj's gifted 13 along with
09:23
crj has gifted five i don't know why
09:24
it's saying that on the app what the
09:26
[ __ ] she was a teaser of the pic
09:29
um i'm doing this
09:31
i'm doing this
09:33
i'm doing that so just think about that
09:35
right that's what i did in the picture
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so
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i'm not saying
09:45
maybe maybe i will release the image
09:47
but it is a good picture i think um but
09:50
it's going to be an ins put it this way
09:51
i'm not going to post it on twitter i
09:52
couldn't post it on twitter i oh [ __ ]
09:54
thanks for the 5 good subs megan
09:57
thank you megan
09:58
my nan is called megan thank you megan
10:01
anyway
10:02
or was called megan
10:07
she was she was cool
10:11
um thanks for the 23
10:15
25 gifted subs thank you
10:19
what the [ __ ] okay there's been a lot of
10:21
gifts
10:22
sorry thank you
10:23
holy [ __ ] duck is dumber sucks [ __ ] yeah
10:26
thank you
10:27
i need something
10:30
anyway i'm still really scared that
10:31
you'll see some [ __ ] in the mirror
10:36
funny but yeah i've won this i kind of
10:38
want to do something where like uh
10:40
[ __ ] maybe i'll do like a try on sort
10:43
of thing with these and i'll take a
10:44
bunch of photos in the hot tub i don't
10:46
have any red bottoms though i don't know
10:48
why i didn't grab them but i don't i
10:50
just have this this is the only pair of
10:52
uh bottoms i have but yeah will i go out
10:54
into the ocean in them god [ __ ] no
10:56
there is no shot no
10:58
gosh darn chance on earth i'm going out
11:01
in the ocean but this room has like a
11:03
hot tub on the roof which is really nice
11:06
so maybe i'll go on the roof where is
11:07
some or some bikini maybe take a picture
11:09
or see which one is best i don't know
11:12
anyway yeah it's
11:14
apple bottom jeans bro
11:17
i'm not even [ __ ] in jeans this
11:19
entire time dude i i can't listen going
11:21
out on a skirt not too too hard because
11:23
i just have a hat you know sunglasses
11:26
[ __ ] that was another thing that i did
11:27
i'm stupid i was like i was going
11:30
sunglass shopping with marisa and
11:31
maurice is a [ __ ]
11:33
so she was like oh these look cool you
11:35
should buy these and i was like [ __ ] it
11:36
i don't have sunglasses sure are these
11:38
not i didn't look at them very closely
11:40
are these [ __ ] women's glasses are
11:42
these really not men's
11:44
these are women's glasses these they're
11:46
definitely women's sunglasses
11:49
yeah
11:51
they're okay [ __ ] well okay
11:54
that's been decided on but they're like
11:57
a good sunglasses then ralph lauren they
12:00
were like 50 euros for a [ __ ] piece
12:03
of plastic there's a bunch of scammers
12:05
here by the way or not scammers there's
12:06
a bunch of like uh what are they called
12:08
you know where they have like fake gucci
12:10
handbags all the time there's a bunch of
12:12
those and i'm [ __ ] selling like five
12:14
euros and i kind of want to come out of
12:16
here with like five louis vuitton bags
12:18
should i because i can easily
12:22
i should there's like a gucci purse
12:24
that's the other thing the only thing
12:25
that i don't have that's like or the
12:27
only thing that i have that's like hyper
12:28
masculine is my wallet there's just this
12:31
big brick
12:32
of you know just leather it's a really
12:35
nice wallet though but that's the only
12:37
thing i don't maybe i need like a gucci
12:38
[ __ ] like a pink gucci purse
12:42
oh wait someone donated oh cup megan
12:45
thank you for donating i just got a
12:46
paypal [ __ ] notification but thank
12:48
you for donating i wouldn't have known
12:50
what you said in it but thank you
12:54
get a louie wallet
12:56
for like three dude you look i feel like
12:59
i look like such a prick
13:00
if i did like 119 sub let's get that to
13:03
200 i'll post the image maybe
13:06
probably i'll post it if i get if if we
13:08
do 200 stuff i post i think i post it's
13:11
not that bad it's not that bad it's
13:12
really not but
13:15
there's but so you know
13:18
we hit 100 subtropics
13:20
okay
13:22
i asked for a a good point i'm just up
13:24
the number
13:27
i better get my [ __ ] money's worth
13:28
out of this thing i spent way too much
13:30
money on it it's
13:32
the now the most expensive item i own is
13:34
this if clothing anyway i own a computer
13:37
the most expensive item i now own
13:40
did he just gift a hundred [ __ ]
13:41
gifted subs see was that crj oh [ __ ] it
13:44
was holy [ __ ] he did
13:47
oh my god
13:49
cool
13:51
okay
13:52
okay
13:53
uh well yeah all right
13:58
it's a good photo uh it's at night time
14:01
though so there's also that basically my
14:03
pool oh [ __ ] it should i post it on what
14:05
time is it in the uk
14:08
oh
14:11
i've got to get [ __ ] stuff and john
14:14
in the call i forgot that's the whole
14:15
reason why i'm doing this stream
14:18
hey
14:20
mods
14:21
hey jonathan hey stovermore
14:24
i think you owe me something jonathan
14:26
and stovamore i think you owe me i think
14:30
you owe me a [ __ ] apology john and
14:32
stuff
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oh [ __ ] i don't know what he said i know
14:35
he said something but i don't know what
14:36
it was john is asleep john has not
14:38
arrived he's scared he [ __ ] better be
14:40
john and stuff bet me that i wouldn't do
14:42
this i wouldn't dress i wouldn't dress
14:45
up in spain i'll just take a break why
14:47
would i but i [ __ ] did i even have
14:50
like dress and [ __ ] i had one you
14:52
haven't even seen yet well did you [ __ ]
14:53
the yellow one did you see your i think
14:55
marisa posted something about it but
14:56
yeah i'm [ __ ] it's cool anyway
14:59
shut up and post it i'm on street if i
15:00
exit out this app then i'm gonna it's
15:02
gonna [ __ ]
15:03
if i accidentally happen it's gonna like
15:05
say stream went down so
15:08
i will after the stream
15:10
we saw the yellow did you hold on i'll
15:12
show you
15:14
i don't know if you guys would rather
15:16
mean skirt and thigh-highs or a or a
15:19
yellow dress but it's not a bad dress at
15:22
all fans
15:23
[ __ ]
15:25
and again marisa too marisa like takes
15:27
pictures of the most unopportune time
15:29
like with half done makeup but yeah his
15:31
address is not enough at the back one
15:32
sec
15:34
look
15:36
there be
15:38
he'll dress it's not a bad dress
15:41
it's not bad it's a little bit like
15:44
i don't know it's not like super
15:46
slimming it's a sundress you know it's a
15:47
little bit short someone donated three
15:49
dollars i don't know who because there
15:50
was no name but either way thank you
15:54
it doesn't even say i'm super okay damn
15:56
you look good bro thank you is it isn't
15:59
it short it's a little bit short but
16:00
it's not that bad skirt plus thighs
16:02
better hell yeah thank you i haven't
16:04
taken a good photo in that i don't know
16:06
whether it's gonna be better to take
16:09
like a bunch of photos in a hot tub in a
16:11
bikini or
16:13
one in a sundress because i only have a
16:16
limited time so i don't know what's your
16:18
insta rose twitch i'm sure i'm sure
16:20
immediately someone is the mods are
16:23
jumping to
16:24
link it or something i don't know if
16:25
regular people can link it i think the
16:27
mods can that
16:28
but
16:29
uh
16:31
bikini hotel you think yeah there you go
16:33
stuff
16:35
maybe
16:37
i haven't tried on this one yet
16:39
i don't know if it's gonna be any good i
16:40
haven't tried it on yet the only thing
16:42
that kind of sucks about it is that i
16:44
can't do the really good fake
16:46
i can't do the really good fake boob
16:48
thing i can't do like the cleavage thing
16:50
which is kind of sucky so i don't know
16:53
either i could like pose and take the
16:54
photo like that or but that's it i don't
16:57
know
16:57
i couldn't do it as well as i could do
16:59
at home but then i'm gonna have a hot
17:00
tub at home so i also don't know
17:02
maybe i haven't figured out what to do
17:05
yet maybe that's gonna be do it now it's
17:08
not gonna look good it just won't it's a
17:10
it's it won't look good i need to like i
17:13
don't know what to do with it this one
17:14
was okay because you don't the way it's
17:17
shaped you don't really see it's not
17:18
like a cleavage-y sort of thing but
17:21
anyway
17:22
what do you have
17:24
what do you have in pants what do you
17:25
have in pants
17:28
um
17:29
i have levi's or i used to have levi's i
17:33
have uh the gap i used to have the gap
17:35
it's in the box now i have a i had i
17:38
didn't wear jeans too much but uh i
17:40
liked them when i had them they're all
17:41
right
17:42
you need a publicist what the [ __ ] would
17:44
i do publicist my dude this job posting
17:47
an image every now and then it's so
17:48
[ __ ] easy i took the photo for
17:50
instagram i was like jesus christ i wish
17:52
i was an instagram influencer they made
17:54
oh my god they made oh it's so [ __ ]
17:56
easy
17:58
i wish i truly do anyway
18:04
uh
18:04
gift dx ah god damn it stuff hold on
18:07
it's so hard to read so if you haven't
18:09
asked out the app uh post pictures how
18:10
are we gonna get uh called yeah no i
18:12
didn't think about that
18:14
do you want to save the call until
18:18
uh when i'm back because i genuinely
18:20
didn't think about it and i have no idea
18:22
how it would work
18:25
and we can i it's just gonna like
18:27
completely stop the stream for a minute
18:30
did you interact with the locals a bit
18:32
yeah they don't give a [ __ ] that was
18:33
that was something that i was like i was
18:35
worried about for like
18:37
two days
18:38
um
18:38
like okay
18:40
kind of anyway
18:42
like i had to buy a bunch of i bought
18:44
another bra again i've been doing some
18:46
shopping here okay i bought another bra
18:48
uh from this like local corner store
18:50
because i just realized ah [ __ ] mine are
18:52
like the ones i brought are like not
18:54
very padded they're not as good uh so i
18:56
ran into just this shot as we were going
18:58
but i was like i'll have a bra i was
19:00
like
19:01
[ __ ] how am i gonna do this i look like
19:03
but i like i sound like a guy
19:05
um so i was like okay grab it off the
19:07
shelf put it there he was just some he
19:09
was lit he was literally watching a
19:10
twitch stream of some spanish like a
19:13
music video thing and they were like
19:15
rapping in spanish he didn't give a
19:17
single [ __ ] about me i don't know if any
19:20
of you are cashiers but i bet you you're
19:23
i mean i know in the back of my head
19:24
like nah no they don't really care but
19:25
like
19:26
they won't remember me but like i don't
19:28
know i cared about it for a bit and then
19:30
i and then i stopped caring after i saw
19:31
that guy and i was like okay yeah i'm
19:33
leaving it's not even my country i'm
19:35
like thousands of miles away from these
19:37
guys they don't care that they don't
19:39
know and it's probably not even the
19:41
weirdest thing they've seen you know
19:43
like it's fine
19:44
but anyway
19:46
sorry it's hard to read chat i've been
19:47
told i have bad eyesight maybe i should
19:49
get some [ __ ] sunglasses also i
19:50
wonder if the lighting is any better
19:51
with this on or off let me see could
19:53
have a light
19:56
banger
19:57
banger lighting
19:59
yeah
20:00
um
20:00
spanish i think you're fine sven is odd
20:03
yeah i mean
20:05
it's a tourist town they're going to see
20:06
some [ __ ]
20:07
i i
20:08
guarantee you they'd rather that than
20:10
like some [ __ ] drunk guy passed out
20:12
on this on their like doorstep i don't
20:14
think they're going to care much and
20:15
they
20:16
seem to
20:17
they're like lady doing lady like
20:19
bagging these she didn't care because i
20:21
was also buying a bunch of [ __ ] i bought
20:23
like something i bought this thing
20:25
oh [ __ ] i bought this thing which is
20:26
like a uh like one of those car mount
20:29
phone mount things because i was
20:31
watching youtube in the shower
20:33
and then uh what else i bought another
20:35
thing i bought
20:38
i bought these hold on all right hold on
20:41
all right
20:44
i bought
20:46
i bought these
20:48
in the same shop so the same guy that
20:51
went in and bought a brand new bikini
20:54
bought these sunglasses
20:56
so
20:57
hey
21:01
do you like him i like him
21:03
why the [ __ ] are they here i like this
21:06
it's like i'm living in 2005 again i
21:08
love it
21:09
can you
21:12
nice
21:19
i thought it was so funny and then i
21:21
forgot i i wish i took a picture of what
21:23
the packaging was because i don't
21:24
remember it but like what would they
21:26
even tell them are they like the deal
21:27
with the glasses they just funky
21:29
sunglasses i don't know what they titled
21:30
it but now i want to know
21:32
anyway
21:33
the mlg glasses maybe but are you gonna
21:35
wear the bikini though i already wore
21:36
one i don't know if there's a bikini or
21:38
a swimsuit because it's like it's
21:39
technically a one piece
21:41
like there's no there's not even sides
21:43
to it
21:44
it's just
21:45
this is this is just a flat bit of thing
21:48
you know what i don't know what it is
21:50
is it a swimsuit is it i don't know what
21:52
it is i have no idea
21:54
i'm not gonna wear it outside no uh and
21:56
tucking in that is awful i can't do it
21:59
um so the pictures have been gonna be
22:01
very they're not like that you don't see
22:03
that bit i do have one photo of my legs
22:05
with that but at that point [ __ ] it i've
22:07
got a photo of it but i don't even think
22:08
i'm gonna post that because it's you
22:10
know it's literally like
22:12
just a picture like i thought it looked
22:14
cool i don't think it's gonna get posted
22:15
though
22:16
um
22:17
maybe if i even that that's something
22:19
that i could i could see uploading on
22:20
the on the future i'll put it in the
22:22
archive of the future
22:24
finster
22:25
the only fins you know
22:27
the archive if i ever do it
22:29
but yeah
22:31
it's an idea
22:32
even though everyone has a gun very well
22:35
it's quite warm
22:36
but have you tried tucking have you
22:38
tried tucking it in have you tried
22:40
tucking in it
22:41
in the bikini yeah it doesn't work i
22:44
mean i don't have like the materials on
22:46
hand to do so like i don't know if like
22:48
anything that i can use to do tucking
22:50
properly so i'm just like relying on you
22:54
know so it just didn't work
22:56
my schlong too large you know just wants
22:59
to burst out of there to be honest these
23:01
look like almost cat ears if you think
23:03
of it if you blur your eyes
23:05
they look like
23:06
a little bit there you go fine one type
23:09
yeah i don't have tape why would i bring
23:10
tape i've got like a suitcase worth a
23:11
[ __ ]
23:12
everything what i don't i
23:14
it would look really sus if i even
23:18
looks as i go in like fully
23:20
guy mode and i go like i buy a bikini
23:23
duct tape
23:24
and deal with the glasses
23:29
i think i was into some [ __ ] you know
23:31
they'd think i'd be up to some i think
23:32
i'd be up to no good and zip ties
23:36
just [ __ ] yeah and um
23:39
in a van with no window and rented a van
23:42
with no windows yeah
23:44
spain is pretty cool i went [ __ ] jet
23:47
skiing i don't know murray if you i
23:49
retweeted i went jet skiing that [ __ ]
23:51
was so cool i went like uh it would go
23:54
so [ __ ] fast like
23:56
you're on the water and listen buddy i'm
23:58
afraid of sharks i still am but like
24:01
phobia cured with that i i'm not like
24:03
super afraid of like
24:05
uh water i guess like ocean
24:08
but oh my god it's so fun it was so fun
24:11
i kept like getting i kept like [ __ ]
24:13
drifting and getting in the jet ski and
24:15
it splashed a [ __ ] ton of water and
24:17
memories i kept trying to like [ __ ]
24:19
you know drift into each other and she
24:21
hit me not like you know with a fist but
24:23
with the jet ski it hit the jet ski and
24:25
the guy went
24:27
you know and then we didn't do that
24:28
again because we were scared because
24:30
that guy was [ __ ] jacked uh
24:32
he was like wait till he was a rose
24:35
taller than us bold and [ __ ] jacked i
24:37
didn't want to upset that guy
24:38
oh hello
24:41
room service
24:44
ruser is back
24:45
how was jim
24:47
oh my god
24:56
sweaty
24:58
oh it was just racing against my own
25:00
stomach
25:02
huh i was racing against my own stomach
25:04
who would lose first throw up or the
25:05
treadmill
25:08
oh yeah i went to the gym too i lost a
25:10
bunch of calories
25:12
lost all my weight all in one go but it
25:15
was fun i don't exercise a ton my ankles
25:18
like [ __ ] kill me i bought new
25:20
running shoes back in back in the uk
25:22
which i'm kind of annoyed i didn't bring
25:23
but man why check i think the lowest i
25:26
got two was like 71 but then i've just
25:28
been eating cheese
25:29
all the time here and 71's like the
25:32
lightest i've been but i've just been
25:33
eating cheese the entire time because
25:35
it's not the best if you're a vegetarian
25:37
i guess but it's all right it's not too
25:39
bad we've just been eating cheese
25:40
butters and then uh
25:42
i haven't weighed myself since i have no
25:44
idea i always gained weight on holiday
25:45
though so
25:47
hopefully not a lot he's doing great
25:49
yeah
25:50
okay
25:52
i'm close to giving it up
25:54
you wanna go to the hot tub awesome
25:56
go relax
25:57
nice and second yeah
25:59
good underwater
26:02
water i need water uh not a lot but
26:05
there's water there
26:13
did you show them your ass pic yet
26:16
no but i've told them about it but
26:19
it would be bad if i hadn't told them
26:21
about it and you just said that
26:26
guys 100 million subs and i will show
26:29
you the ass pick i'll post it on twitter
26:32
i'm not paying for my dinner tonight
26:34
i'm showing the house pick
26:35
if i pay for your dinner no if they pay
26:37
for our dinner they give you 100 subs
26:39
they already get they i already did this
26:41
i already i already put the offer up i
26:44
actually i think i said two did you show
26:45
it
26:46
not yet
26:47
right
26:48
because if i click if i accept the app
26:50
then
26:51
thing no working should i give them a
26:53
tease and cover your bottom half no
26:55
no i want it i feel like no one to be
26:58
surprised
26:59
because i'm gonna post them all
27:00
okay because there's a bunch of stuff
27:03
what dropped air dryer no it's on there
27:06
cable
27:07
whatever
27:08
yeah
27:11
look like a scam bro
27:14
if instead is actually the biggest
27:15
scammer biggest scam fintech deal with
27:18
it show the picture i will not now
27:20
though scammed
27:22
no okay if i pay 500 euros for a picture
27:25
i wanted to have it you know i don't
27:26
want to wait for tomorrow you don't you
27:28
don't know why
27:29
30 minutes do you go to a door and be
27:31
like hey one of your best pictures
27:32
please here's 500 euros okay come back
27:35
in 15 hours come back in 30 minutes
27:37
we'll have it ready for you it's booked
27:40
uh captain not available
27:42
i flip i flip
27:44
what do you mean this is not what an
27:45
honorable person
27:50
sorry [ __ ] inside meme we booked a
27:52
boat tour
27:56
with alberto uh we booked this boat tour
27:58
with this guy that we didn't really
28:00
it was a bit it was a bit sketchy like
28:02
we were going to go fishing or something
28:05
look at dolphins and they were there
28:07
like registered address was to a
28:09
different boat store
28:11
and we went there going like oh hey do
28:13
you have is it ready and he kept trying
28:15
to call us on the phone asking for our
28:16
card details
28:17
like he wanted them over the phone not
28:19
in person which was also really [ __ ]
28:21
weird so we got into this thing we got
28:24
into the store that we thought where it
28:25
was there was the other boat store they
28:26
went we have no idea who you are
28:28
and then we got a phone from him phone
28:30
call for him like okay go wait by this
28:32
port oh i'll send the captain over there
28:34
and we waited there for like
28:36
20 minutes or so and then 30.
28:39
it was supposed to take five and it was
28:41
a good 30. yeah
28:43
and we waited there no one ever showed
28:45
up we uh there was a different guy which
28:47
was the guy i was telling you about that
28:48
we went jet skiing with he
28:51
was doing like an ad like hey you want
28:52
to ride in a [ __ ] jet ski we went
28:54
yeah and then we
28:56
we just ended up going with him we
28:57
texted the original boat guy back saying
28:59
hey we can't do it and he got real pissy
29:02
with us in dms yeah i messaged him hey
29:05
sorry we have to cancel the trip and
29:07
then he said
29:09
this is not what an honorable person
29:11
would do and it wasn't that is not
29:12
honorable one bit oh [ __ ] thanks for the
29:15
28
29:16
i don't know if i can read your name but
29:17
thank you
29:18
uh
29:20
streamlabs isn't working right now i'm
29:21
not streaming on there on streamlabs so
29:23
it's not going to work i'm just on it
29:25
you can basically gift subs and i'll see
29:27
it but that's kind of it
29:28
or bits i will see bits i think
29:31
oh it's yours yeah this is like better
29:33
quality than your restricted home really
29:36
give
29:38
yeah i'm holding it you [ __ ] [ __ ] i
29:40
don't wanna turn hey thanks for the
29:42
twenty games i don't wanna thank you all
29:43
right thank you tony give this stuff
29:44
some stop stop uh sub stuff
29:48
hey that's not that bad
29:49
it's not good but it ain't that bad
29:52
you didn't even go to a full screen in
29:54
oh same thing i'm going to show you a
29:55
picture from far away no what if i show
29:58
it from like way back no consent no
30:01
what if i i no i cover it like this no
30:05
no
30:06
dad you guys give money to this guy he's
30:08
a scammer
30:11
unless you give more and you get faster
30:13
the more you money you live marisa is
30:15
trying to leak my my private photos i
30:18
think that's a crime actually i already
30:20
paid for it i think that's a crime i i
30:22
control when when people see a bikini do
30:26
we have a fresh towel or not no
30:29
how am i going to shower
30:30
uh why would you need to shower why
30:32
would i need to there's an ocean there's
30:34
an ocean right there cause i just gave
30:36
my all
30:38
my absolute everything at the gym
30:39
there's an option right there i use my
30:41
my avengers towel
30:44
yes
30:45
that's cool
30:47
shut up
30:48
[Music]
30:52
[ __ ]
30:54
i closed twitch chat how do i get it
30:56
back [ __ ] i don't know i broke it i
30:58
broke my [ __ ] thing [ __ ] i did it
31:00
again [ __ ]
31:02
video quality is really good no dropouts
31:03
yeah [ __ ]
31:05
i got it back all right the [ __ ] the
31:07
hotel has like a 30 gig 30 megabyte
31:10
upload speed and no one's using it
31:11
because who's uploading in a hotel so
31:15
not bad
31:16
you're in spain now but do you have a
31:18
plan on visiting japan i do want to
31:20
visit japan i've never been we're gonna
31:22
we were gonna go to japan together yeah
31:24
we could go to japan
31:25
what's in japan having sex
31:30
it's always going to be about sex for
31:32
you
31:32
it is it is you just don't want them to
31:34
know what if i don't want you to [ __ ] me
31:37
too late
31:39
way too late not definitely
31:41
many times too late
31:43
many times all the times we've had sex
31:45
yes but the uh i don't want to go to
31:46
japan the only thing is like
31:49
i don't know i don't know why i don't
31:50
speak part of the language [ __ ]
31:52
warden is like
31:54
uh what's the quinta bilingual quin
31:57
quinn lingle she can speak like five
31:58
languages and i can i can speak one and
32:01
like a couple words of
32:02
gem and like i can say c and bonjour
32:06
which i don't even think of the same
32:07
language so this
32:10
i got nothing if i i'm terrible with
32:13
languages man
32:15
you can almost speak one yeah
32:17
should i do a school review a what
32:19
school room
32:21
what guys i got into a horrible action
32:23
today oh hey don't show i got into a
32:25
horrible horrible accident and they had
32:27
to do a scan on my head so this is my
32:29
this is my school for anyone who can
32:31
roll marisa it's my school horrible
32:34
accident wouldn't it be so [ __ ] cool
32:35
if you put that on a shirt or a hat
32:38
that it kind of go hard if you put that
32:40
up if you can see exactly my bones are
32:42
my skull is cracked in multiple places
32:44
they advise me not to go to the gym
32:46
that's not true but i didn't go to the
32:48
gym
32:49
are we gonna say what it is oh no no it
32:51
was a [ __ ] accident okay
32:53
well either way uh i now know what
32:55
maurice's skill looks like i want to put
32:57
it on a t-shirt it would look it would
32:58
go [ __ ] it would go so hard to have
33:00
your literal skull on a shirt
33:03
that's so sick
33:06
so future meriza match baby
33:09
flex cash can i see can i can i do the
33:12
gun show i want to see
33:13
i want to see what i've been working on
33:15
all right
33:17
fellas last time you see me why are you
33:19
just sweaty bro
33:20
what the [ __ ]
33:22
i'm just sweaty
33:25
yeah i went to the gym
33:27
oh my god
33:28
the [ __ ]
33:30
jesus christ almost died can't go to the
33:33
gym anymore my hands are dripping
33:37
ah
33:38
that's so [ __ ] gross go shower
33:43
grim
33:45
can't be
33:46
can't even go to the gym anymore because
33:48
someone's [ __ ] waterphobic
33:53
can't even piss on people anymore water
33:55
phobic
33:57
we've we've been sweaty together before
34:01
yeah we went to the gym
34:03
okay when how long has your stream so
34:05
because i'm gonna get it like the joker
34:06
that was the perfect setup for a joke
34:08
what i was i was gonna go out of the
34:10
shower eventually so
34:13
i'm gonna i gotta time my shower with
34:15
you ending so i don't have to be hostage
34:16
in there sure you said you were gonna be
34:18
in hot tub though so i was like okay i
34:20
got time yeah uh
34:22
i'll hide some screen
34:25
time is it now
34:27
1917
34:29
world war one
34:32
so like 30 minutes
34:35
yeah i'll go shower in like 10 hug
34:37
i'm looking at your ass pig
34:40
yeah cool it's not okay listen where's
34:42
my phone oh it's the oh i got the thing
34:45
i got the simulation i'm a [ __ ]
34:47
simulation what do you mean oh no [ __ ]
34:50
cool
34:51
oh
34:52
you guys sharing a bed now that two
34:53
different beds are like
34:55
two singles
34:57
sleeping on a single bed [ __ ] sucks i
34:59
miss home the uh
35:01
i don't know
35:03
and listen if you're an adult you should
35:04
not not be on a single bed it's not
35:06
built for you i don't think it is i
35:08
spent like 19 years on a single bed i do
35:11
not miss it it is not fun it ain't good
35:14
i just want to be able to spread out and
35:15
i can't
35:17
oh what a shame dude it's fun it sucks
35:20
it's like um
35:22
we went to uh we went to this place in
35:23
the shad and my room had like a uh a bed
35:26
that was
35:27
just [ __ ] giant like
35:30
i don't even know what the size of bed
35:32
was i don't know i think i have a king
35:34
size at home but it was like one and a
35:36
half of those
35:38
i look good in hats
35:41
not like that but i do look normally
35:43
good in hands
35:45
oh goodness hell yeah
35:49
well i'm like [ __ ] i'm like so shiny
35:52
because it's so [ __ ] warm i don't
35:54
dude
35:56
my face completely matte all the time in
35:59
uh in the uk and in spain
36:01
warm don't like it one bit awesome pka
36:04
thank you
36:05
dude
36:06
the longer that's been out the more
36:08
comments uh it's racking up that's like
36:11
you know there was a guy in the comments
36:13
like
36:14
there's one dude if you find that video
36:17
like replying to every comment that's
36:18
positive about me being on there just
36:20
saying like abomination
36:23
abomination what was the other one j
36:25
business uh demon possessed man demon
36:28
possessed man i think he said that about
36:30
john uh
36:33
john was arguing for a demon possessed
36:35
man one thing was like someone said
36:39
oh [ __ ] dbs there's a thank you to
36:41
something someone said like what's wrong
36:42
with you and he's like just spreading
36:44
the word of god um
36:46
some fanatics in the [ __ ] in in the
36:49
comments but it's kind of it's funny
36:51
still i still like demon possessed men
36:54
i've just been repeating it memories
36:55
have just been calling each other demon
36:57
possessed it's funny
37:00
i was looking at you in a certain way
37:02
yeah
37:03
someone talking yeah i was i was really
37:05
looking forward to meeting uh to meeting
37:07
all of them the i spoke to carl before
37:09
uh i hadn't spoken to woody much and i
37:12
hadn't spoken to sailor at all so like
37:14
that was kind of a like mostly first
37:16
time meeting on 40p dude it's gonna go
37:19
up and down i can't stop it i'm sorry
37:21
but the uh
37:22
well it was cool talking to woody about
37:24
like a woody craft back in the day it
37:25
was cool talking to taylor about archery
37:28
like bows and arrows because it is
37:29
really [ __ ] cool
37:31
uh cute outfit hell yeah look at this ah
37:34
look at this [ __ ]
37:35
it's good this [ __ ] the safety skirt
37:38
has just been like a lifesaver for
37:39
everything because
37:41
no chance at revealing that you know
37:44
uh
37:45
it's different some as there's there's
37:47
something under there there's no chance
37:48
of showing it but uh yeah it's just what
37:50
i've been wearing for ever and then i
37:52
wore the uh [ __ ]
37:54
sundress that one time which is even
37:56
more scary
37:57
i really like these glasses i'm gonna
37:58
keep these
38:00
i'm gonna keep these glasses they're
38:02
good
38:04
and i see that one tweet about having
38:06
sensory issues with frosted mini wheats
38:09
wait what
38:10
so
38:11
some like in this guy someone
38:14
oh [ __ ]
38:15
huh someone on twitter said uh to not
38:19
buy kellogg products anymore because uh
38:21
the workers are treated unfairly
38:24
okay
38:24
uh and then someone called tweeted and
38:27
said
38:27
because the kellogg's workers are
38:29
striking right yeah and uh then uh
38:33
the person said oh don't don't
38:36
[ __ ] buy kellogg's products and
38:37
someone tweeted said hi someone with
38:39
heavy food sensory issues here frosted
38:42
mini wheats are the only thing i can
38:44
consume what is food sensory not to get
38:47
sick from guilting people who can't
38:49
support boycotts is ableist as [ __ ] but
38:52
you all ain't ready for this
38:53
conversation catalogs aren't gonna shut
38:55
down
38:56
kellog's i'm gonna shut down i'm sorry
38:58
if it's like if it's like bad to laugh
39:00
at this but this sense it's high sorry
39:02
frosted mini wheats are the only thing i
39:05
can come soon
39:09
it's ableist because they can only
39:11
consume this
39:16
but the tweet wasn't really targeted at
39:18
that person so like you know you can
39:20
continue eating your frosted mini i
39:22
would be fine eating frosted winnie
39:24
weeds
39:24
they're pretty [ __ ] good i haven't
39:26
had that in years my disability says i
39:28
can only consume frosted mini wheats
39:36
i get special access to the store
39:38
there's always one package
39:43
what food would you like wanted to make
39:45
fun of food sensory issues because i
39:47
don't like if you if you literally if
39:49
you're in that position you had to eat
39:50
one food forever what would it be um
39:53
probably something healthy like chicken
39:56
protein and low carbs or low calories
39:59
boring what do you mean you'd probably
40:01
eat leaves like maybe spinach
40:03
so well if we said salad then it would
40:05
literally if it would be forever then i
40:06
would do chicken breast and then i get
40:09
my [ __ ] protein as [ __ ] stones i can
40:12
probably take like vitamins beans beans
40:15
on toast people talk too much [ __ ] on
40:17
beans but if you might only be able to
40:19
eat beans on toast then you probably get
40:22
fat
40:22
because of all the carbs but it's so
40:24
good
40:25
beans on top i'm a beans on toast
40:27
apologist it's really [ __ ] good
40:28
lasagna
40:30
beans are mad and healthy are they i
40:32
guess it's like salt sugar in carbs
40:34
right on bread and butter
40:37
yeah holy [ __ ] that is unhealthy but
40:39
like it's so [ __ ] good because of
40:41
that it's really [ __ ] good i hate
40:43
beans not green beans like you know
40:45
baked beans beans are healthy no like
40:47
baked beans because beans are like beans
40:49
of carbohydrates
40:52
go shower
40:57
they can see you in the mirror by the
40:58
way
40:59
really yeah
41:04
no
41:08
stump did you actually pull that down
41:11
[ __ ] burritos
41:16
where's this [ __ ] jesus the jesus
41:19
behind bed over there
41:21
finn bought me a nice shirt and jeez it
41:24
did and she got me airpods airpod max
41:27
so i owed her money
41:29
according to race
41:31
he bought me jeezy slides very nice of
41:33
him how much were they
41:36
too much exactly way too much
41:39
oh [ __ ] i'm like thinking about it i was
41:41
really i was really hoping you wouldn't
41:43
mention how much money they were
41:45
but then again airpods max are also very
41:47
expensive
41:49
yeah
41:51
such a caring wife indeed
41:54
i'm so i'm such a i'm so caring
41:58
i do need a shot and a towel though
41:59
spiderman
42:00
yeah do you have my adventures huh it's
42:03
in the shower you know what's the worst
42:05
part my hairbrush is filled with water
42:07
because you [ __ ] brush it he brushes
42:09
his hair in the shower who does that me
42:11
well i didn't used to i thought that was
42:13
the worst part we have this ultra long
42:15
charging cable he plugged it in in the
42:17
bathroom and then took the phone
42:19
with the charging cable in the shower
42:22
and charged it under the water
42:24
to use his phone in the shower and now
42:27
it's broken and he's acting surprised
42:29
he's like why does this not [ __ ] work
42:32
he's shocked he's literally [ __ ]
42:34
flabbergasted like he doesn't know
42:36
what's going on why does this not work
42:38
and the worst part is it was my cable
42:39
too
42:40
i wanted to watch youtube
42:43
i want to touch youtube in the shower
42:45
i don't think it's that big of a deal
42:46
why don't you whip your [ __ ] out also no
42:48
it's not you
42:50
it's also not your charging cable it's
42:52
my charging cable that you stole from me
42:54
i stole the truck and then i stole it
42:55
back and broke it it's my position
42:58
i stole the charging cable months ago
43:00
bro i'm allowed to break my own
43:01
possessions i'm in jail it
43:05
they got me for stealing all the frosted
43:06
mini queens they got me good
43:10
too much discord in one evening is it
43:12
that bad to watch listen i've got this
43:14
like i said it earlier i've got this
43:16
like uh where is it going i got this
43:18
thing
43:20
i got this thing it's like a [ __ ]
43:22
it's like a car
43:23
thing it's a car
43:25
phone stand
43:26
so naturally there's the shower is like
43:28
two what two person wide like so there's
43:31
a dry bit and a wet bit which is you
43:33
know where the shower but the drive it i
43:35
figured okay i'll boop bop it onto the
43:38
wall and i can hang it there i thought i
43:40
was a [ __ ] genius which i am by the
43:42
way
43:43
turn it shut up and turn it sideways and
43:45
then watch youtube videos in the shower
43:47
watch them casually explain it's the
43:49
best
43:50
it's so [ __ ] good it's efficient god
43:53
damn right it is it's efficient it's the
43:55
best form of watching content it's so
43:58
[ __ ] good you don't touch it it
43:59
doesn't get wet
44:00
but it may have broken in the shower you
44:02
know that wetness can come from steam
44:06
which comes from hot water the air can
44:08
also be quit it doesn't need to touch
44:11
the phone the steam is water it's not
44:14
that bad it's fine
44:16
we didn't break
44:19
it's working
44:21
just not as well as it used to be
44:25
nothing
44:27
i'm not whispering
44:29
it still works it still works it still
44:31
works
44:32
sometimes it still works sometimes
44:34
sometimes it works
44:37
i broke it i really did break it i'm
44:38
just pretending
44:41
stream in the shower [ __ ] yeah
44:45
that's didn't ludwig do that also no
44:47
have you you've never you've seen my nip
44:49
one time and it was an accident i intend
44:51
to keep it that way
44:54
yeah i've seen your nipples well yeah
44:56
[ __ ] i did that stream and then like
44:58
people uh it was when i was getting
44:59
dressed they got so lucky it was a
45:02
minecraft stream too they got so [ __ ]
45:04
lucky that obs glitched on that frame
45:07
and not while i was getting dressed holy
45:10
[ __ ]
45:11
my whole career almost ruined because of
45:13
a streamlabs bug my god you want to know
45:16
an interesting secret back home i have
45:18
that thing at the very start of the
45:20
screen where i can make my camera a
45:21
little that's purely there so that
45:24
[ __ ]
45:25
streamlabs doesn't bug again
45:28
so i've got it always on so it doesn't
45:30
have to boot up and then show the last
45:31
image that is so loud
45:35
have you shut the door of the shower
45:37
yeah
45:38
i don't think it's shut
45:41
now it's shut
45:42
oh my god
45:45
hot tub string once
45:46
shush is it too loud no it's you got to
45:49
just shut the door
45:51
not for a bit it wasn't
45:54
i could hear the difference yeah
45:57
i might do a hot tub string oh no no i'm
45:59
definitely not gonna do a hard tip
46:00
stream we've got some stuff to do today
46:02
and then we're leaving soon um is that
46:04
okay yes so i'm not doing a hot tub
46:07
stream
46:09
i don't want it
46:11
how is the audio by the way i don't know
46:13
how bad that is for you
46:15
uh
46:16
have you been watching picture stream i
46:18
[ __ ] saw that i thought it scared the
46:20
[ __ ] out of me because i searched at
46:21
finster in the only livestream that came
46:23
up with that one and i got scared
46:25
shitless that i really did leave my
46:26
computer and ever and stream on
46:29
ah anyway it's good okay fine not that
46:32
bad all right all good
46:33
but yeah i can't do a hudson stream
46:35
maybe i should just buy a hot tub at my
46:37
house and then i can finally get some
46:39
yeah i've got [ __ ] bikinis for no
46:40
reason i have like five bikinis now
46:44
and one of them is literally the most
46:45
expensive piece of clothing that i own
46:50
it's so stupid i've never
46:53
i don't buy like expensive clothes at
46:55
all for like for streams definitely
46:58
like uh the best i'll do is like this
47:00
shirt which was like
47:03
22 pounds like 30 bucks
47:07
it's pretty good but it's you know it's
47:08
nice it's a nice shirt i'll wear it you
47:11
know but i'm not gonna wear this all the
47:13
time you know i need to come up with an
47:15
excuse to wear a [ __ ] bikini now so
47:19
you know maybe there's a bikini stream
47:21
in the future
47:23
the shirt is nice i like it a lot the
47:24
color's nice hell yeah
47:26
uh for no reason
47:28
just wear a bikini for [ __ ] no reason
47:31
i don't know if you're allowed to do
47:32
that but you should be able to actually
47:33
studios cost more than that shirt surely
47:37
i mean acne studio stuff is like 100.
47:40
this was like 180 like 200 euros
47:44
i think it was 180 because she said at
47:45
the she clearly noticed that i made a
47:47
face when she said that uh when i when
47:50
when she said 200 euros and i went oh
47:53
okay
47:53
uh for all you know for all them
47:55
together or just one just like one
47:58
it was this lesson like some of you may
48:00
know the brand i don't know the brand
48:01
it's called
48:05
villain villabre quinn
48:07
vile brickwin
48:09
billabrickwin do you guys know that
48:12
it's spanish i don't know someone might
48:14
know it
48:16
but either way they i was asking at the
48:18
checkout like uh i was there was a big
48:20
row of like men's swim trunks and i was
48:22
like oh you know how much of these by
48:23
the way she said 500 euros i was gonna
48:27
say pounds 500 pounds 500 euros for
48:30
[ __ ] a pair of swimming trunks
48:33
what the [ __ ] man
48:35
it's
48:37
500. so who the [ __ ] is buying it from
48:40
some random brand i've never none of you
48:42
have heard of them well that's obnoxious
48:44
i know it's so stupid why is the bikini
48:46
more expensive or less expensive even
48:48
[ __ ] oh my god it's less material oh
48:51
no sorry it's it's [ __ ] more material
48:53
than swim trunks this is like a whole
48:54
thing anyway
48:57
where does it put in mc videos a few
48:58
times true like actually a good bit
49:02
three dollar brand no hair accessories
49:05
no i only have a hairband i didn't bring
49:07
any hair accessories i just brought hats
49:09
because i'm gonna be i bought caps look
49:12
i just i'm outside always wearing like a
49:15
cap
49:16
so there's no real point in having a
49:18
bunch of hair accessories so just a cap
49:21
oh [ __ ] almost goofed it
49:25
but
49:26
yeah [ __ ] my hair gets
49:29
dry and salty so easily in there here
49:31
because whenever you're walking around
49:33
the seafront it's just a bunch of salt
49:35
hitting you and then it like dries the
49:37
water and then you know you just left a
49:38
bunch of salt in here it's awful
49:41
try yoga
49:42
pants but it's a bikini like how am i
49:45
gonna
49:46
oh you mean like if i award like the top
49:48
and yoga pad right so just wait [ __ ]
49:52
wait [ __ ]
49:53
so like
49:56
like the this and then and then just
49:59
yoga pants or like a skirt or something
50:02
i could maybe when the [ __ ] skirts
50:04
and dresses months are over i could do
50:05
that i could i could maybe pull that off
50:08
if i get something that's the same color
50:09
i guess
50:11
can i do that am i allowed to just wear
50:13
essentially a bra on twitch
50:16
i love salty hair you're [ __ ] insane
50:19
that's awful because it's like
50:22
you you can't run your fingers through
50:23
my hair's so like soft and nice but as
50:25
soon as there's salt in it it's like
50:26
tangled
50:27
yeah wait i forgot what the question was
50:29
did i say can you
50:31
good idea more score good idea more
50:33
skirts have discovered
50:35
yes you are what did i say i forgot what
50:37
i said
50:38
a lot of them oh you're allowed to
50:40
i mean yeah you can okay cool all right
50:42
that's fine i can do that then it's
50:44
essentially just a cropped up then
50:47
just a very very cropped top
50:50
uh hey dixie when is the skirz and dress
50:53
months over stealth please
50:55
when is it over because yes i would that
50:58
would be fine amaranth where is it okay
50:59
then it's fine i'm sure i can just do
51:01
all the same things that amaranth got
51:03
away with i'll just do that and then
51:05
twitch will also look at me the same way
51:08
i don't really see action
51:10
i can get away with everything
51:14
i thought i made the stream oh yeah it's
51:15
good it's only going to be a short
51:16
stream though because i've got to go out
51:17
and do stuff i'm going to go to a
51:19
restaurant although i'm not going to be
51:21
wearing this shirt i'm probably gonna
51:22
wear like a black one because it seems
51:24
like a fancy [ __ ] uh restaurant and i
51:26
want to get dress coded as i'm already
51:28
looking like an absolute whole
51:30
uh bra only month
51:33
[ __ ]
51:34
that's kind of just how i am about the
51:36
house
51:37
oh [ __ ] yeah this is just gonna become
51:38
like okay finn doesn't wear he's not got
51:40
hair extensions in he's only got the
51:42
eyelash extensions and he can just
51:45
not even get changed for streams
51:48
i'm constantly doing a bra month and no
51:50
makeup month that's all that's what i'm
51:52
doing at all times
51:54
are you sure about that
51:56
well i mean i wouldn't actually do it
51:58
but you know
51:59
it's what i it's what i'm walking around
52:01
as like at home
52:02
you barely need hair extensions honestly
52:04
yeah right like i mean
52:06
we're doing this as a bit of a test run
52:07
to see if this is good
52:09
but
52:11
i don't know i kind of want to i think
52:13
peak hair length is going to be like
52:16
there
52:16
maybe lower i don't know
52:19
i i'm just gonna let this i'm just gonna
52:20
let it grow and see if it looks
52:23
okay or not by the end of it but
52:26
hold on let me be at home again
52:29
okay cool
52:30
anyway
52:32
sorry uh i need to get to uh i need to
52:35
get viewers up
52:37
i gotta do it i'm sorry i know you guys
52:39
all hate this but this is just how it
52:40
has to be
52:42
how my amaranth [ __ ] amaranth's uh
52:44
earnings got leaked i gotta i gotta
52:46
compete i can't do it i'm not even on
52:48
that [ __ ] top 100 list i feel awful
52:54
i gotta match it
52:58
okay i love it thank you i mean i'm sure
53:02
you i'm sure you guys are much more
53:04
classy and you you're not here for this
53:07
you and i have what
53:10
what
53:12
i [ __ ] up
53:13
what
53:14
i used shampoo for my entire body
53:18
i just realized that shampoo is smelled
53:21
off
53:23
now i'm [ __ ] full in shampoo
53:26
cause you switched
53:37
is convinced that i emptied her shampoo
53:39
bottle into her body wash bottle
53:46
sabotage by scamster
53:50
mums are fighting again
53:56
okay we're fine i thought she can't say
53:58
yell at me again
54:00
she see what you're wrong
54:03
uh
54:05
i just bought some body wash yeah dude i
54:07
don't [ __ ] know i'm pretty is an icon
54:10
she can't she doesn't know what the [ __ ]
54:11
shampoo is but she's an icon
54:13
uh
54:14
body washes she's like a honeymoon over
54:19
placing the shampoo to a set dominance
54:21
wipe this in the shampoo when i can just
54:22
piss on marisa
54:25
i could piss off this balcony and i said
54:26
that one it's over everyone there's
54:28
turtles in the there's like a little
54:29
pond just show you that we're in like
54:31
i'm in like a mid-level fancy hotel like
54:34
you know to the point where there's like
54:35
there's single beds and it's you know
54:38
the food is okay uh but they're like you
54:41
know but they have like fish you know so
54:45
doing pretty well out here uh there's a
54:47
little there's a [ __ ] turtle there's
54:49
like a fish pond and there's turtles in
54:51
it literal tails we can touch them and
54:54
it's like it's not encouraged but you
54:55
can and like we did or marisa did and
54:58
the cleaning lady like smiled you know
55:00
like they're fine [ __ ] turtles like
55:02
always just standing there like like the
55:04
[ __ ] parent of marisa because she's
55:05
poking this turtle all i'm poking but
55:08
she's like like who can i touch his back
55:10
and then she like touched it back and
55:11
went out yeah so
55:13
she's like i'm like standing like a
55:15
parent like yeah don't fall in now don't
55:17
don't mess with the turtle too much you
55:19
know so
55:22
that was pretty cool they are they like
55:23
sit on the rocks all day in the in the
55:25
sun and then they're like when it's a
55:27
bit cooler they go underwater it's cool
55:31
drop some straws on them
55:35
should i test the theory
55:41
i've never seen it i've never seen a
55:43
turtle drink out of a straw but i'm sure
55:45
i can get it to happen
55:53
i have now i lost another nail i now
55:55
have three
55:56
of the acrylic nails left but they're
55:58
still not they're still growing out
56:01
so yeah i've got to get my nails redone
56:03
too when i'm back okay are you at the
56:05
shower yeah all right boys i think
56:07
that's it i'm gonna go uh cover my eyes
56:09
marie's gonna get changed and [ __ ]
56:17
um tell them that we're having fancy
56:20
dinner tonight i did we're having oh i
56:22
don't know if i said fancy dinner is it
56:24
really fancy how many vegetarian options
56:26
are there like ten listen [ __ ]
56:29
[Music]
56:33
oh yeah [ __ ] i gotta go post the
56:34
pictures what's up guys what time is it
56:36
in the uk right now just look at the
56:38
time tell me the time
56:39
it's an hour or less in the uk i don't
56:41
know what the time is
56:43
so it's fine someone else is going to
56:44
say in a second in 1930 i think 1930 so
56:47
in the uk it's 6 30.
56:50
oh okay wait 7 30 in the uk
56:54
six though
56:55
okay cool
56:57
in 20 minutes i'm going to post it then
56:59
that was now
57:00
20 minutes
57:02
now or maybe i'll post now
57:04
i post now i'll post as soon as the
57:06
stream ends so go check that out
57:07
um
57:09
[ __ ] which one should be first on
57:10
instagram should it be me turning like
57:13
you know the first photo on instagram
57:14
should it be the first one or should it
57:16
be the second one the ass pic
57:18
yeah which one should be first
57:20
the ass pick should be more of a
57:22
surprise
57:23
sure okay so just there's two two images
57:26
on instagram
57:27
on twitter it's gonna not be that
57:29
i don't care that you cold you [ __ ]
57:32
wore it
57:34
i'll [ __ ] until you love me
57:37
okay so uh i'm i'm gonna end the stream
57:40
aspect indeed all right see you then
57:42
it's gonna be bikini this thing uh i
57:44
don't know if it's not i've hyped it up
57:46
a little bit too much it's fine anyway
57:47
go go check it out uh i'm gonna go get
57:49
it eat at a restaurant uh i hope i
57:51
looked i hope i look pretty good i think
57:53
i do but i'm a little bit shiny because
57:55
makeup
57:57
see you boys