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[Music]
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um
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[Music]
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same heart
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[Music]
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hype train
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[Music]
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all right
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hey boys
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always i didn't mean to scare you hello
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how are you
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i'm here i i really did wake up like 15
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minutes ago though i mean okay
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technically like half an hour ago but oh
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my [ __ ] god good morning
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uh i woke up brush teeth shaved face and
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now i'm here
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oh my god you scared me
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[Music]
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only three minutes late no not three
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minutes late i've been i was live i was
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just i was just waiting just uh before
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anyway shut up
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hi
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show your face what for i wonder
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uh why would i even need to
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anyway speaking of oh fam my hair grows
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in strange place on my chin bro i can't
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i i'm rethinking that my ability to grow
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a beard i don't know anyway
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hello it's me and i'm
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i'm back from spain
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and i'm doing cool stuff wait if i
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stream when i'm back i don't know if
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i've streamed while i'm back have i
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stream while i'm back i'm back hi
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anyway
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um
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let's see oh here i am hello boys hold
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on
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i look like [ __ ] a little bit
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i haven't done any makeup again i woke
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up half an hour ago uh i am getting a
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quicker
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ah hi it's me
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um i am getting a um stuff i'm getting
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milly at some point tomorrow i think at
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like 3 p.m oh that [ __ ] again i like
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this shirt
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i'm getting milly at like 3 p.m tomorrow
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uh i believe that's the time
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2 oh 3 30.
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um to
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do a bit of touch ups on the eyelashes
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just for a little bit uh just for like
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the next few days just because i want to
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stream a lot the next few days um
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because i've been in spain and i've been
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streaming but yeah look someone be like
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they're like kind of again they're less
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so they're more they feel a little bit
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more natural and listen if you've seen
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me ever i don't know if i go for natural
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i go for over the top a little bit
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so i'm going to be doing that um i just
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did a bit of skincare too so my face is
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like
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a little bit moisturizing
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watching the unbanned stream oh [ __ ]
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yeah oh yeah that's cool i remember the
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unbanned stream i had the full length
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month
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we did some of them so wrong
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outfit reveal dude
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i want to get that i want to get the
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makeup done first but it is happy seven
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months wow so cool and definitely
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haven't worn it before
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finster looking more snatched
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when do we get new sub by my soul nice
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soul three to all the mods
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what the [ __ ] i saw something at the
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corner of my eye it was my hair i
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thought that was a 16 month spark
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there we go oh anyway uh here's the
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thing yay thighs [ __ ] yeah so
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the thigh was blinding white bro i mean
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besides this bit this is only okay off
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cam on camera this is still blinding
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white but it is a little bit more tan
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because i burnt the skin not good
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is that a wiggle your real hair real
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hair four months now but uh no i look a
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little bit weird to me right now because
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like i haven't got the eyelashes like
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fully done you know it was one of those
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ah
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being told you lost weight is the
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absolute best compliment right you look
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good yeah
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but like
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[Music]
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doing better i don't know i lost like a
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few kilograms this is the lightest i've
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ever been weirdly enough
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although that i am i don't know whether
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it's like losing vacation like alcohol
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weight or something but i've like lost
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more weight than i feel like i should
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have like um i'm still planning on
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losing my weight but i mean like too
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quickly like i lost like a kilogram in
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like two days and i was like hmm
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that seems speedy
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maybe i don't know so i got i got back
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from spain i weighed 71.9
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which means i did fine and then i like
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and then i weighed myself this morning
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and now i weigh and then yesterday i
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weigh 71 exactly
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and then now i weigh 70
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just 70. 17.5
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so i've i don't know maybe i haven't
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eaten yet so will we finally get in that
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millie what do i do scammer
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uh
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dude
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i want to but like millie's like gone
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like all the time she's a vacationing
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[ __ ] she's doing she's going to
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parties and [ __ ] she's an extrovert
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bikini whirlpool photo shoot
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where the [ __ ] was that welcome back
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rosie rip thank you thank you i need to
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i've got so many more bikinis finally
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two more three more i have three bikinis
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now one of them was expensive i need to
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get my money's worth of that bikini i
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know you guys technically paid for it
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during the stream but still i want to
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get my money's worth out of that damn
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bikini i want
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it i want to use it for a stream i just
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can't think of what to use it for yeah
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hey f1 and then i did it average weight
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over a week
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now yeah thanks for being so cute mommy
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thank you but yeah no the um
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i've been i've been doing uh pretty well
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uh i think the goal is to be like more
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closer to like 60 65
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so that's the goal
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you know so going all right i haven't
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really seen progress on i feel really
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good about it you always stream sweet
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most when i got late shift is it on
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purpose
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i tried to watch anyway hype you had a
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great time in spain wouldn't it be a
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good thing though wouldn't it be a hot
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tip stream [ __ ] i need to buy a hot tub
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wouldn't it be a good thing since you're
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awake like really late and then you can
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kind of do your own thing
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as many people i know white and kilo
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height and feet but it's so weird
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i've met people that measure in
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oh [ __ ] we're measuring stones usually
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like if i ask a regular british person
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they'll probably say i'm like they'll
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say i'm [ __ ] eight stone five eight
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eleven st you know they'll say stone
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that's a [ __ ] measurement
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out of all the measurements i don't know
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if anyone else uses that no one ever
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i've ever met does it's [ __ ] stones
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yeah why
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i've not met ev someone that's used
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stones
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where's the [ __ ] original stone
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there's a kg how much is a stone but
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yeah like
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how much how much do i weigh inside
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to say i'm 70 in stone
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eleven stones
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hey thank you
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i wear 11 stones don't ask me how big
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the stones are just 11 stars
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my god in pounds i have no idea i will
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not [ __ ] i will not convert
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to americanism i don't care enough
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hair's looking lovely
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maybe i didn't [ __ ] i showered yesterday
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i haven't showered today
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i don't know maybe it's okay i had to
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record a minecraft video so it's like
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yeah hold on actually i have an idea
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i'm like slipping and sliding
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install a hot tube in your new house
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bikini unbound stream
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oh damn
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i've used some hair
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props hi there i'm back
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hey chair you look great [ __ ] sake
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it's long week over oh my [ __ ] god oh
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my god wait no no shut up everyone shut
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the [ __ ] up watch this look at what the
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[ __ ] i got sent
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why one of you one of you you little
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pieces of [ __ ] what what the [ __ ]
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i listen this is not a p.o box stream it
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could be if you want it to be there's a
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few
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what the [ __ ] did i open up in my god
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damn [ __ ] mailbox today chat you
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little piece of
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why
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look what i open up look what i see
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look what i see
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this package want me to read it out to
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you because i will
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company named sell my thongs interesting
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i've been sent a thunk that's not
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exactly out of the usual is it let me
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read you the rest of the label
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a sticker oh a guarantee
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one for at least 48 hours one two days
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guaranteed freshness
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ah genuinely
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genuine used thongs from genuine women
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sealed for freshness delivered right to
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your door guaranteed pleasure
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which [ __ ] one of you
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i don't mean to king shame but god damn
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is that it
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oh my god i was touching it holy [ __ ]
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bro which [ __ ] one of you the scare
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of my life when i opened up my mailbox
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what the [ __ ]
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i'm gonna open it do you think i'm
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insane i'm gonna miss out on this
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content opportunity
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i'm gonna keep it away from me
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discreet
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packaging yeah no
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at least no one knows what i'm ordering
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from
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sellmythongs.com this is just an ad read
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by the way i
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wouldn't this be a great promo
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i i [ __ ] it let's
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shall we
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i know what color they are clearly what
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some [ __ ] seal delivery
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nice uh
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sealmydonks.com not [ __ ] great not
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good there not exactly sealed is it
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kind of kind of not sealed at all in
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fact
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what the [ __ ]
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hyphen will you participate in
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jacksepticeye's thank mers this year
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what's that
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i don't watch happy wheels
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bro
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it's what the [ __ ] where is it
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where's the thung that i ordered
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wait what
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wait what
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what what the [ __ ]
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[Music]
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wear gloves
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sorry to disappoint you no dirty thongs
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in here but whoever delivered this to
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you now thinks you're weird oops ha ha
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the [ __ ] roller coaster of emotions
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that i just went through
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holy [ __ ]
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oh my god
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what the [ __ ]
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oh
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that was pretty good rose thanks for the
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past nine months well [ __ ] i don't think
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i can stop that
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it's all streams all down here from here
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boys what the [ __ ]
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i don't know who sent that but that was
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funny as hell
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oh my god back
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that hair just went straight down like
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gullet what does your postman think of
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you well you know what's funny is all my
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stuff gets delivered to my parents house
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loved those four months and then my
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fifth no
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60 year old dad
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has to then drop it off here
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so one yeah i want you to imagine this
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from the postman's perspective he hands
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that off to my 62 year 63 year old
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father 64 year old father he's old
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he my dad reaches his bony little hand
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out towards it
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thanks for the raid
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thanks for the ride holy [ __ ] hey guys
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uh what a good timing um
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he then goes ah another package for my
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son
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and then
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and then they part ways
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what the [ __ ]
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so yeah that yeah [ __ ] god
14:40
the first 10 minutes of this stream is
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kind of wild eh
14:45
you gotta pay your dad a lot of money
14:46
through those the point dude he re he
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needs a percentage he needs a percentage
14:51
of this of this business
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oh my god
14:55
he deserves it
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holy [ __ ] there's so many more dude
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imagine if there was that poll whatever
15:02
it was what the [ __ ] would you even
15:04
answer like you know when you when they
15:06
do the polls are the monster polls like
15:08
ah what will an nsfw item be sent in
15:10
finn's p.o box this time
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the fight dude that would have been
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terrifying for you if you bet on one of
15:16
them penguin heart finn i sent you some
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pengu stuff idk when it will be there
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like the like the cartoon not the card
15:23
like the like the like the show pingu
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pengu
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like the show like the little little uh
15:30
little little guy little penguin that
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the one
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auction off your worn thongs
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i dude
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see that's funny
15:44
i would dude i contemplated as i was
15:46
leaving that hotel room after getting
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out the hot tub now i repeat it a couple
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of times and sent a real thong oh god
15:53
yeah that would be quite good just what
15:55
out of like five of them one of them's
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real dude the um
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i when i was leaving the hotel room
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after taking the bikini photos
16:02
i was kind of i was i was as i was
16:05
shutting the door to the hotel i was
16:06
like should i get a cup of the hot tub
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water someone were paying for that
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and i didn't do it and i feel like i
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made a mistake
16:15
i should have got a i should have got a
16:17
cup of the hot tub water
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yeah i i feel like that would have been
16:21
worth a good amount of money like a full
16:24
cup of the hot tub water it's a good
16:26
business move bad business but great
16:28
business move for me to do that but
16:30
leaving it was
16:32
one of my many failures
16:41
my morals are questionable at best yeah
16:45
especially in regards to
16:47
a good joke especially in regards to
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will i sell bath water
16:54
i think months punk i think shower water
16:57
would have been your natural hair is so
16:59
beautiful less than three
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thank you uh i i believe that a shower
17:04
water is probably a better
17:06
better thing right because then like
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it's a more concentrated stream
17:10
so it's like
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bath water is kind of a big tub right
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and you're not
17:17
getting much of you in it but if it's
17:19
shower water that [ __ ] runs all the way
17:21
down you the only thing that it's
17:23
touched is just you not more water it
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hasn't diluted and you collect that and
17:28
it's better for the environment
17:30
i think it's better like that to be
17:31
honest with you i hate this convo i
17:34
think beldolfine made a major mistake
17:37
human soup
17:39
you'll just have to buy your own hot tub
17:42
and bottle that stuff also it might help
17:45
out if you post more than once a month
17:47
on insta i posted like four times
17:50
actually i was like four times while i
17:52
was in
17:53
espanol
17:54
did i just play that i didn't say that
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right
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okay why do i open tick tock instagram
18:02
dude i'm addicted again
18:04
yeah i posted uh three times
18:06
so how dare you also it's really hard to
18:08
go on instagram like instagram's kind of
18:10
like a weird platform where like the
18:12
only way i grow is mentioning it here
18:14
now you know
18:17
the bath of water is better because you
18:18
can urinate into it and your toe fungus
18:21
gets diluted
18:28
genuinely gagged a little bit i did
18:33
oh
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okay
18:37
all right i'm i'm done with this combo
18:41
i'm done with this conversation too
18:43
uh are you gay or trans bro i don't even
18:45
look
18:48
okay forget the boobs but like i don't
18:50
even look like a woman right now if you
18:52
don't look at the boobs
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uh
18:54
where's my [ __ ] hat
18:59
okay
19:02
let me decide when you're done bro
19:05
shadow ban probably happens no it's it's
19:07
like because there's no discovery
19:09
features on instagram really so like
19:12
it relies on
19:14
other platforms or alternatively
19:18
any categories or alternatively like
19:20
just hey bro show me get your friends
19:23
involved show this uh woman you know
19:25
[ __ ] like that that's the only way you
19:27
can really do it like people talking
19:28
about watching a fanboy for 16 months
19:31
couldn't be me who's fanboy
19:34
i'm finter
19:37
i don't think i've said my name right in
19:38
the last
19:40
[ __ ] few months
19:42
ever since that hamster video came out
19:45
and then someone made one that's finter
19:47
i haven't been saying my name right
19:48
since i'm going to take it to grow your
19:50
hair out that long [ __ ]
19:56
two years
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a year
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a year two years a while right chatting
20:03
up chat definitely no
20:05
i'm not i'm not even the guy to ask
20:07
two years maybe 18 months okay someone
20:10
has it down to the [ __ ] month 18
20:12
months it was
20:16
it's been up for you dude that's it
20:17
sounded good
20:22
have you been rose 18 months pog
20:25
i have not been rose 18 months i've been
20:27
having long hair for 18 months that's
20:30
like saying
20:32
i can't think of an example but like
20:34
that's like saying a guy with long hair
20:36
is a girl for all time but i didn't even
20:38
have a long hair like
20:40
hair down to like there is not long hair
20:42
i wouldn't thunk
20:44
in my opinion i don't know i don't think
20:46
it is you look well you look like rose
20:48
yet now but i'm do i have fake eyelashes
20:50
on and titties and a crop top in this
20:52
skirt what do you think i'm gonna look
20:54
like where should i start with makeup
20:56
okay fine i should start with makeup but
20:58
to be honest um
21:00
i usually start with concealer
21:03
i don't see the crop
21:08
damn i did lose weight [ __ ] yeah
21:12
nice
21:13
anyway
21:14
uh yell at me again
21:17
bro
21:20
voice crack oh it would do i recorded a
21:22
minecraft video yesterday and i haven't
21:24
recorded a video in so long
21:26
because like
21:28
on video i am constantly yelling because
21:31
i realize when i don't the video is
21:33
worse
21:34
like not even the oh it performs worse
21:36
it like is worse
21:37
this is the thing with the videos i
21:40
think
21:40
15 months i have a horrible cold do
21:43
something to make me feel better
21:46
i could send you a thong
21:50
meta info insta works like youtube a
21:53
catchy thumbnail drives engagement
21:55
especially in the discoverability
21:57
section
22:00
my whole ass is out in one of them and
22:03
my feet as well
22:05
i've been trying to get that's why i
22:06
didn't get some streams from twitch for
22:08
months but never could only discord
22:11
notifications don't suck so everyone
22:14
should join the discord true
22:17
true
22:18
it's uh you should just join the discord
22:20
i don't promote it enough but that's i
22:22
literally post everything i do in the
22:24
discord i even use it as like a [ __ ]
22:26
mini updates thing so if you want to get
22:28
updates join the discord
22:31
and you'll get those updates you've been
22:33
so anxiously craving
22:36
but yeah the other thing was that
22:38
i know you haven't seen it but my skin
22:39
was technically better a few days ago my
22:41
skin got better too
22:43
ryan ali showed you how to do that
22:45
yesterday
22:47
i can do spins but i can't like uh i
22:49
don't know i want to like
22:51
listen i want a [ __ ] what's it called
22:54
do this first
22:57
what's up boy thank you for streams bruh
23:00
nine months also nice photo in a
23:03
swimsuit it was difficult but i've got
23:05
the bean monkeys
23:09
what the [ __ ]
23:10
yeah no the um
23:12
i've had a bit of a
23:14
internal converse what the [ __ ]
23:16
thanks for the 10 gifted subs dude i've
23:19
had a bit of an internal conversation
23:21
about that is uh
23:23
i'm not entirely sure
23:26
maybe i want to do more of those photos
23:27
maybe i don't know that could be fun
23:31
maybe there's finally paid content in
23:33
the future
23:34
maybe
23:39
maybe who knows oh my god we're spamming
23:41
all right hold on the outfit is not it's
23:44
no [ __ ] not special at all
23:46
i've got
23:48
like ah there you go there's a real spin
23:51
i have safety shorts on anyway
23:55
i have safety shorts and i'm good
23:59
ah once one strand of hair
24:06
they're black yeah they're safety shots
24:08
they're attached to the skirt
24:11
so you know you don't actually see what
24:13
color my underwear is thank you crj what
24:16
the [ __ ]
24:19
safety sharks equals cheating well i
24:20
can't remove them
24:23
they're part of the skirt
24:28
now ask yourself what you want more
24:31
thin twirling or
24:34
thin to be wearing safety skirt because
24:36
they don't go any different
24:37
[Music]
24:43
they're not oh they're mutually
24:45
exclusive all right
24:46
[Music]
24:48
i like stuff in oreos what the [ __ ]
24:51
that chat what the [ __ ] was your random
24:53
ass [ __ ]
24:55
why don't you show ronisha found out to
24:57
do a spin one was that oh he was i came
24:59
into the stream um i didn't realize he
25:01
streamed on twitch
25:02
um i thought he just did some youtube
25:04
videos but yeah streams on twitch it's
25:06
pretty neat
25:10
okay
25:12
damn skin looking pretty solid actually
25:15
to be honest okay
25:18
did you not receive gifted sub anymore
25:19
do you notice do you not receive the
25:21
gifted sub on model yeah you do
25:25
hey f1nn
25:27
make knifes as a hobby and wanted to ask
25:30
whether you want me to make one for you
25:32
yes i'm not super experienced but i
25:35
think they are all right if yes please
25:37
dm me on twitter at
25:41
five nine catboy3141592 six
25:45
sorry you couldn't have fun
25:48
sorry in my head you go i i finn i make
25:51
knives as a hobby let me know if you
25:52
want one and i always go oh in my head i
25:54
was like let me know if you want one a
25:56
blacksmith epic legendary 59 you know
25:59
some [ __ ] like that
26:01
but it went but it was like i make
26:03
knives for a living dm me a cat boy one
26:05
two three four
26:08
the cute fanboy cat
26:10
dude it just wasn't what i was expecting
26:12
what can i say
26:13
uh
26:16
funny though
26:18
i would like one though i really i am i
26:21
am into my knives i'm usually into
26:22
pocket knives though and listen no it's
26:25
not that i doubt
26:27
a blacksmith's ability to make a folding
26:29
knife it's that i doubt a blacksmith's
26:31
ability to make a pocket folding knife
26:33
um it's the
26:34
i've never seen
26:37
you can't necessarily get the same
26:38
results as like
26:40
just some dude with a cnc machine can
26:42
and if you've got a cnc machine
26:46
[ __ ] yeah i that would be pretty epic
26:49
but that shit's hard as [ __ ] to do
26:52
where are all these donos going it's
26:55
been about time we set up the new
26:56
monthly goal i'm feeling a scam the way
26:59
you've just kept the sub goal up and
27:01
quietly never added the donald goal oh
27:04
well we usually wait
27:06
i mean [ __ ] do you want to start it
27:09
i'm down to start it was spain
27:12
i don't mind
27:14
if you want to start the new goal
27:17
oh damn
27:19
we spain was great by the way
27:21
it was uh we were in marbella which is a
27:24
[ __ ] beautiful place getting back to
27:26
birmingham marisa like always insults
27:28
birmingham because it's so gross and bad
27:30
was that [ __ ] 20 gifted subs tenshi
27:34
was that 20 gifted subs what the [ __ ]
27:37
with riza how's the voice oh my god
27:39
thank you the ear piercing what about
27:42
the omegle video
27:43
scamster okay well i do have updates on
27:46
all of those actually all right
27:49
actually it's interesting i have updates
27:51
on every single one of those hold on
27:53
let me do this
27:54
oh i'll answer your questions
27:59
so okay let's read them lanes nine what
28:02
the [ __ ] okay find that oh smith shut up
28:04
yeah we got back from uh we got back off
28:06
the plane and um
28:08
i agree with her finally birmingham is
28:09
an absolute [ __ ] when you compare it
28:12
to marbella which is
28:14
it's the most beautiful place i've been
28:16
to
28:18
by by a long shot too like damn i've
28:20
never it is [ __ ] beautiful um
28:24
if that scenery was in the uk i would
28:26
move to the move there immediately thank
28:28
you joy um
28:31
but yeah so uh
28:33
okay
28:34
i remember you said omegle video a megal
28:36
video right
28:37
uh that has been fully recorded actually
28:39
i've recorded a new omegle video that's
28:41
just fully done uh editing it takes
28:44
weeks and i have to kind of balance it
28:47
between for a while and i just wanted to
28:49
say thank you for being a good human and
28:51
showing me it's a lot safer out there to
28:53
be trans nowadays so for the first time
28:56
i'm gonna go out to a concert in
28:58
birmingham as myself for the first time
29:00
hell yeah
29:02
[ __ ] you [ __ ] go girl or guy let's
29:04
go hey how's it going what you didn't
29:06
say oh you're lovely to see my favorite
29:08
manly gun also i hope you know you're
29:11
the reason i'm by now la mao have a good
29:13
one my guy
29:15
oh
29:15
yeah this side thing's happening when i
29:17
see people fight thank you dbs i see
29:20
people on tick-tock and every now and
29:22
then because i've got like a semi-active
29:24
tech i'll i'll be scrolling down like my
29:27
for you page and sometimes they'll say
29:29
like one in every like hundred will be
29:30
like follows you
29:32
and i'll be wow that's interesting
29:34
and i have yet to see anyone that is not
29:37
like every one of those videos are about
29:39
like lgbt topics every single one of
29:42
them i've never had like i've never had
29:44
just a frat bro
29:47
never had just a frat bro that follows
29:49
me on tick tock
29:52
which
29:54
don't get me wrong
29:56
i don't mind either way i think it would
29:58
be very funny to see like an [ __ ] gym
30:00
bro that follows me though that'd be
30:01
quite funny not even kyle he doesn't
30:03
post on tick tock i'm only on about
30:04
where i see them other people making
30:06
videos but um
30:09
the omegle video i have to balance it
30:10
between uh either whether i stream
30:14
or
30:15
i just edit a youtube video um because
30:17
it's like just my free time whenever i
30:19
have free time i just stream so it's
30:22
whether you i want to like sacrifice
30:24
that to
30:25
edit
30:26
i usually don't i shouldn't spend money
30:28
but have you given more of your mods
30:30
access to your medishare you seem to
30:32
forget about it each time
30:35
hahaha
30:37
i haven't done media share for a bit
30:39
maybe i should
30:40
um but media share only pops up where
30:42
i'm like oh [ __ ] i i should do a media
30:45
show for the stream and it's just random
30:47
and then i don't i haven't set it up
30:48
because i never planned to do them but
30:50
yes i got bits so i'll respond here i
30:52
identify as she her and it's really
30:54
exciting to go out as me for once
30:57
so yeah thanks 4x
30:59
awesome i [ __ ] let's go bro let's go
31:02
bro
31:03
sorry
31:04
that's everyone's a bro thank you thanks
31:06
chris i hope you have a great time at
31:08
the was it a concert i hope you have a
31:09
great time at the concert it's a concert
31:11
[ __ ] everyone's just like vibing you
31:13
know
31:14
that shit's cool you'll be fine that's
31:16
awesome chris thank you
31:19
laugh you lose mediashire
31:21
what would be the loop
31:23
by the way my eyes lashes are going to
31:25
look a bit less like they're less full
31:26
right now thank you for the
31:28
entertainment and showing me how to be a
31:30
manly manly man man man main men in
31:32
stilettos
31:34
seriously you're fun to watch and making
31:36
me laugh
31:38
i want to do a uh finally when i get to
31:40
do like
31:41
a [ __ ] i'm gonna build a house or
31:43
some [ __ ] that's really like
31:45
you know really cool but just in the
31:47
full getup that'd be fun
31:49
that would be that would be quite good i
31:51
want to do that so i can then officially
31:53
say that i am a manly manly man
31:56
and people won't say i'm lying
31:58
i will do it in heels though
32:03
damn you better you do a better job
32:05
makeup than me
32:07
yeah i do
32:10
i do it professionally sweetie
32:13
oh i've always wanted to [ __ ] say
32:14
that
32:18
i've always wanted to do i've always
32:19
wanted to be that [ __ ]
32:21
the [ __ ] one that's like that says
32:23
sweetie and then like the [ __ ] kiss
32:26
thing or like hun
32:27
oh
32:31
always wanted to do that cool
32:36
mainly because those people are awful
32:38
[Music]
32:39
the ones that like sorry sweetie uh i'm
32:42
just better than you i love that i love
32:44
it so much
32:45
uh i i feel like i do need uh proper
32:48
fake nails to do it though it adds to
32:50
the sass of things
32:53
you're a real woman now not all women do
32:55
it in fact it's a very small percentage
32:57
and the reason why it bugs me so much is
32:59
when i meet those small percentage oh my
33:02
[ __ ] god i hate them
33:03
oh my god the people at hollywood one
33:06
year happy anniversary even if they're
33:08
right
33:12
and i know they know it too
33:14
because there's no way they think it's
33:16
like
33:17
a nothing thing they know that they're
33:19
being [ __ ] right it's like i can't
33:21
think of a guy equivalent to it what's
33:23
the guy equivalent
33:25
it's just going to be bro right
33:27
like uh it's not how you do that bro you
33:30
know some [ __ ] like that like someone
33:32
falls over and you're like ah
33:36
[ __ ] slipped
33:37
so it's i don't know buddy buddy that's
33:39
it buddy it's definitely buddy i was
33:41
wrong it's buddy
33:43
buddy is the is the dude version of
33:45
saying sweetie or hun at the end of a
33:47
[ __ ] sentence
33:50
pal
33:52
yeah you know i use buddy
33:54
normally
33:56
i've never said pal
34:00
but like pal something you either you
34:02
either say to a dog or someone you're
34:04
about to fight
34:05
so i can kind of see that
34:07
but so is buddy
34:10
bucko that'd be good
34:12
bruv ah bruv's garbage that doesn't even
34:14
work
34:19
uh
34:20
not how you do it sunshine oh my god
34:24
the middle-aged white lady equivalent
34:26
holy [ __ ]
34:27
sunshine i've been said that by teachers
34:30
whenever i like [ __ ] i'm not good in
34:33
class bro that's an awful sentence
34:35
that's normal i'll i'll give ladder
34:38
a a an out
34:42
that's all right
34:47
[Music]
34:51
do you have any makeup tutorials i'm
34:52
definitely so we are doing shout out to
34:54
your eyeliner and eyeshadow
34:56
i've never been complimented on the way
34:57
i do my eyeliner eye eyeshadow or
34:59
eyeliner actually um
35:03
the i mean [ __ ] i do have makeup stories
35:05
but i just wanted to say manly man main
35:08
man main man manly man main man main man
35:10
again
35:13
thank you
35:14
thank you for them thank you for the
35:15
money
35:16
can i start saying that instead of
35:17
thanks for the donor
35:20
thanks for the thanks for the money
35:22
thank you i encourage others to do the
35:24
same
35:26
attachments
35:27
and going strong nice to catch you
35:33
bro
35:34
i don't know why we did this
35:36
of going with rose
35:38
where i have a name once you know you
35:40
said not to drink it all but i ran out
35:42
and need more of your p thanks in
35:44
advance
35:49
dude
35:51
sweetie
35:53
sweetie sunshine bud
35:55
pal
35:57
stop
36:00
uh what's the story behind rose well
36:02
people [ __ ] made it up i don't
36:03
remember someone's probably got the
36:05
actual stream somewhere if i was gonna
36:07
if i was going off memory what i would
36:09
have said was that we did a poll to name
36:11
this
36:12
uh it used to we used to be just saying
36:14
e-girl finn if you're around when we
36:16
were calling this e-girl finn my god you
36:19
were one out of the 50 viewers we had
36:21
um but like people did a poll and they
36:24
named a bunch of different names we
36:25
could have and we picked a bunch of
36:26
different ones and i [ __ ] hated all
36:28
of them they were all terrible like it
36:30
was like sorry for anyone that's named
36:32
fiona but i'm sorry i don't like that
36:35
name it's a shitty name
36:37
it's well okay i didn't want the name
36:40
people mostly voted for fiona because it
36:41
sounds like a
36:43
female version of finn fear anyway
36:46
um
36:48
sorry and then like i think one of the
36:50
options were like in that list was like
36:52
rose and i went rose sounds like the
36:54
best one i've met someone called bros
36:56
solid yeah it makes me think of shrek
36:58
right i was like i met someone called
37:00
bros i know a girl that was cool that
37:01
was cool bros and we went like that
37:03
one's the best one and then they
37:04
immediately ran with that and they were
37:05
like rose it is then and then that's
37:07
what it was for the longest time and
37:08
then i was like [ __ ] it fine and i had
37:09
like a little label thing for my
37:12
minecraft videos said finn i just put a
37:14
white box over it with pink text said
37:15
rose is a bit of a meme shoot is also a
37:18
female name so you won't have to change
37:20
your license when the egg cracks omega
37:23
lull
37:29
shut up
37:32
bad 13 months
37:36
13 months and
37:39
thank you for the
37:40
13 months
37:42
what the [ __ ]
37:45
okay
37:48
i didn't even look at chat for a minute
37:50
thank you chad you're so nice to me
37:52
you're so kind
37:55
[Music]
37:56
this uh these sit-ups i'll say are doing
37:58
good it's like today the stream in which
38:00
john and stove have to apologize to uk
38:05
you were right
38:07
you're right it is
38:08
what an interesting thing
38:11
fun that's gonna be a fun part of the
38:13
stream i can't wait
38:18
john stuff are you both here ad johnson
38:21
apologize oh he spelled apollo oh no
38:23
wait no he spelled it right you said it
38:25
wrong
38:26
john
38:27
stuff i know stops here he just suddenly
38:29
stopped talking in chat
38:32
yeah how was voice lesson number two
38:35
haven't got it yet i i emailed them
38:37
there he is
38:39
i remember how much you were laughing
38:41
when the full name was picked rose
38:43
elizabeth evergreen or
38:45
that was funny
38:48
dude that [ __ ] was funny there was um
38:52
i think
38:53
i don't remember how evergreen came up i
38:55
think it was just plants
38:57
like that's what it was it sounded so
38:59
stupid and don't get me wrong the name
39:00
sounds so dumb now
39:02
um
39:04
but still
39:05
it is still funny
39:07
kind of
39:10
i'm just doing those kind of but yeah
39:12
uh
39:19
well for since you took so much time off
39:22
last month
39:24
[Music]
39:26
maybe
39:27
you said you had an update on all of the
39:29
things oh yeah
39:31
hold on i don't remember exactly what
39:33
you said but uh you mentioned nose
39:35
piercing i found the place
39:38
i'm an idiot and i again i overslept um
39:40
so i didn't call them but i'm gonna call
39:42
them i now know the exact place that i
39:44
should go to that is an actual business
39:46
and not just a guy or claire's um so i i
39:50
have a place that does it's a shop that
39:52
literally just does piercings and [ __ ]
39:53
so and it's on and it's in a nice bit of
39:55
town too so
39:57
that's where i'm going
39:58
uh
40:00
when it's the next media share stream
40:02
but i have a lot of memes to share
40:06
mimia
40:08
chef soon i assume
40:11
[Music]
40:15
and yeah i'm ready for the call i might
40:18
even stop being in this on discord bring
40:21
me femme boy hell yeah
40:24
i can't wait
40:25
he's still invisible on discord though
40:27
but i cannot [ __ ] wait i cannot wait
40:31
finally the apology that is due to me i
40:34
spent a week in dresses and [ __ ] a
40:36
little bit less than a week in dresses
40:37
and [ __ ] i order in skirts i i believe
40:40
it's deserved um
40:43
sneeze scare me how did it scare you
40:45
could see it coming
40:48
oh god please no nose piercing oh my god
40:50
no [ __ ] that jesus christ
40:54
nose piercings and dude i'm getting my
40:56
ears pierced my just my earlobes i am
40:59
bro [ __ ]
41:04
[ __ ] please don't be everyone okay it's
41:07
fine
41:08
oh you're lucky it closed did it break
41:10
no [ __ ] yeah okay well basically i i
41:13
cannot get behind like
41:15
a ton of piercings my mom has a nose
41:17
piercing she's had it for ages it's
41:18
still [ __ ] weird to me
41:20
uh i've met like
41:23
young attractive people with nose
41:25
piercings
41:26
or with with any pit with like multiple
41:28
piercings like in their face it's like a
41:30
[ __ ] eye rabbit it's not my thing it
41:32
really is not my thing
41:34
uh i've met someone with a cheek
41:36
piercing i met someone with a tongue
41:38
piercing oh my god a tongue piercing
41:41
[ __ ]
41:42
ah god that is oh dreadful
41:44
never good
41:46
i don't know why that's a thing that
41:48
people want to do with themselves
41:50
i mean you have your own style and all
41:52
but oh my god it's [ __ ] weird
41:57
tongue piercings are great though
41:59
i disagree it depends what side of the
42:01
spectrum you're looking from eh
42:03
tongue piercing from a guy's perspective
42:05
pretty good um
42:08
but can you imagine having them you know
42:12
like sure
42:14
[ __ ] are [ __ ] are fine and all
42:16
but personally they hurt my jaw
42:18
so
42:20
i really i don't like him as much
42:22
you act like being in dresses was a
42:23
brutal chore but when you were talking
42:25
about a dress you were looking at you
42:27
were like omg i love it dinner
42:31
in spain they were
42:34
in spain they were
42:37
in spain they were a bit of a pain in
42:39
the ass
42:40
you thought
42:44
i don't know man
42:50
how's the 200 euro swim so it was
42:52
actually only 180 actually i'm not that
42:56
financially
42:57
stupid it was it was 180 euros for a
43:00
bikini that i wore once
43:03
[ __ ]
43:07
god damn it
43:13
maybe
43:17
just causing chaos in chat it's still
43:19
going
43:20
wear it again i need to but i have no
43:23
context to wear it with like why there's
43:25
nothing to wear it to do you know
43:28
i don't know if i should do a hot tub
43:30
stream i don't have a hot tub
43:32
you know
43:33
oh damn
43:34
oh [ __ ] thank you for the fight you did
43:36
subs hell yeah
43:37
maybe i'll do uh an
43:40
and only subs on twitch you know some
43:43
[ __ ] like that just for bikinis but
43:50
if i ever did anything
43:52
i'd have to stop doing [ __ ] minecraft
43:55
chat you just lost the game smile
44:02
good lord
44:05
if only a donation's coming and you'd be
44:06
able to afford a hot tub well
44:09
yeah
44:11
the difference is hold on
44:15
i know you're british right i think
44:18
you know you know very well that it's
44:20
not the hot tub that's expensive it's
44:22
the house to put it in i don't know a
44:24
single room in my house that is as big
44:26
as a hot tub
44:28
like
44:29
british houses tiny as [ __ ]
44:31
how much the house costs
44:33
millions at times like you cannot buy a
44:36
[ __ ] house like that
44:38
i've never seen a house i have a friend
44:40
in suffolk with a really nice hot tub
44:42
and a lighting rig and gigabit broadband
44:46
just saying
44:48
oh
44:52
give me his addy i'll be over there in
44:54
an instant i'll be i'll get changed
44:55
right now
44:57
i'll be in the bikini in
44:58
t minus five
45:01
gigabit bro i you could have skipped the
45:03
rest of it gigabit internet was enough
45:05
for me to just abandon everything and go
45:07
there instead
45:12
all right british people most people hot
45:14
tub inside
45:15
well i mean [ __ ] there's no other room
45:18
for it
45:18
where else would you put a hot tub
45:20
this is the [ __ ] weather what do you
45:22
think if we put a hot tub outside it's
45:24
gonna freeze
45:28
think of us like canada but without the
45:31
snow
45:32
that's like british weather
45:34
but like less warm
45:36
it's somehow shittier than weather than
45:39
that you know
45:40
not if the water's hot no it would
45:42
freeze we live in like a [ __ ] tundra
45:44
bro it's awful the reason i'm thinking
45:47
put it inside is so the heating can keep
45:49
it fine
45:51
you know
45:52
the radiators will keep it
45:55
melted
46:00
i was in the market for a hot tub not a
46:02
cold tub so i'd rather keep it on the
46:04
inside
46:06
first floor h2o way extreme dude yeah i
46:09
was gonna say imagine if you had a hot
46:10
tub
46:12
on like the second floor how nervous
46:14
you'd be
46:16
at all times that that [ __ ] was going to
46:18
spill or just bro like do you actually
46:21
enjoy crossdressing illy king thai for
46:24
giving me the strength to come out to
46:26
like everyone
46:28
oh thank you yeah i mean
46:32
i'd say i'm
46:34
doing eyebrows this is a precise and
46:35
fine art one minute
46:39
i would say that
46:40
cross-dressing's like
46:42
would i do it
46:44
off-camera
46:46
no
46:47
but
46:49
it is fun while i'm doing it i would i
46:52
would i wouldn't do it like
46:54
you know
46:55
day to day
46:56
like if i wasn't if i wasn't being paid
46:58
for it and i wasn't like i didn't have
47:00
like a
47:01
piece of content to make out of it but
47:03
then that's kind of true for everything
47:05
like i i like there's not much stuff i
47:08
normally do if you do a cold tub you
47:10
won't need to tuck
47:14
god
47:16
just
47:17
get into an ice bath it shrinks down
47:19
into minuscule amounts yeah no so
47:22
i mean there's not then again there
47:24
isn't much like
47:25
ever that i do off-camera you know
47:29
like there's so much that i do that's
47:31
like i'm prepared lies you would do it
47:33
off-camera
47:35
incorrect the uh
47:37
i would
47:38
[Music]
47:39
it's gonna be for a reason can you
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explain the bed situation in spain a
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little more single or put together the
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fart theory of meow riser
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i was gonna say rio riese put a thing in
47:51
the disc in the reddit you could check
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out
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um well basically there were it was just
47:55
too simple
47:57
together so
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we booked a room with
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we were gonna book two rooms but it's
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like two grand so we were like okay
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my bae is expensive maybe we shouldn't
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do that
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um we'll book one room but with two
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single beds
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we booked one room with two single bit
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pretty thanks bear bubba
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we booked one room two single beds what
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did they do they just put the two single
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beds together and on both sides of it
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there was a big wood wall you can see
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behind it with uh bedside tables
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attached to it so you can't spread the
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beds out
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because it would break the [ __ ] wood
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so it's just two single beds next to
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each other we were just like okay cool i
48:39
don't we didn't really mind we're pretty
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close friends
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like
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we slept in the same house doesn't
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matter if we're [ __ ] a few feet apart
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but
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bear in mind i think marbella has a bit
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of a a vacation
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with the wife destination so that's what
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they were kind of going for
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it was funny the way
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there are a lot of scammers though
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they're fun
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the um
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there's like
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i think it's because it's like it's
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really close to uh it's really close to
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africa and there's like a lot of pro
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like manufacturing there and they bring
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a bunch of stuff over to uh they bring a
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bunch of like these fake bags like gucci
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and [ __ ] like that and they just sell
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them uh along the coastline where all
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the tourists are
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i've never seen one person buy them but
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like
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they're really like that you you
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shouldn't make eye contact with them
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because they'll just kind of follow you
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until you buy something so but yeah
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they're uh they're pretty neat
49:39
wonderful f1 and then you look prettier
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than 80 of women know cap big one f1 n5
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tls gang
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that's because
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i spend 80 percent of the time on doing
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makeup
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and also
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i'm in optimal lighting conditions
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some people don't comprehend the concept
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of platonic friends bed sharing without
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engaging in naughty activities
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and have a slice of pie
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but yeah sure platonic friends were next
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week yeah some people don't get that
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don't get me wrong we also do uh [ __ ]
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violently fight all the time like
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constantly but like yeah you know
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friends close to in the bed together
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like
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two rabbits bro
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anyway there's a link here why is there
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no link to your instagram oh [ __ ] i was
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talking to freddie about that i really
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should get like one of those link trees
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done um
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so we can just post that
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i know i should
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and i will
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but
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yeah
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i haven't been bothered to do it yet and
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i should make a link through
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but for now i'm just relying on the bots
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and john's spending like a giant [ __ ]
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good lord
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john sending like a giant paragraph and
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able to send all the links to everything
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good lord
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[Music]
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when nearly every response rose gives to
51:19
a donation is total cope no i don't
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[ __ ] okay that was for the meme yeah
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i don't listen bro listen bruv
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hey buddy hon
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sweetie i just don't think you get it
51:31
sweetie um
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i haven't been given a donation that's
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not
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hey chat did you miss me last stream and
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rose do i get a solo stream i guess our
51:43
audience might like it they are always
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hyped when you leave the room and it's
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just me solo hosting
51:51
that would be funny i saw the stream
51:53
that i saw the chair stream
51:55
i don't know if it was you the person
51:57
that donated but holy [ __ ] it was funny
51:59
the person that did it
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[ __ ] yeah it was it was funny it gave me
52:03
a bit of a it gave me a bit of a chuckle
52:05
while on vacation it was nice
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okay
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seven months now time flies by when you
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watch manly men am i right
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i yes
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okay i think we're solid
52:30
the only thing i haven't done is
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eyeshadows
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you done too
52:34
people joining all the time and asking
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the same questions over and over i've
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been asked about that a few times today
52:41
already
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uh
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yeah but half the fun is talking about
52:47
the half the fun is answering questions
52:49
i come up with something new every time
52:51
most times people like that you know how
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many times can you answer the question
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am i trans or gay
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it's funny to me every time that there's
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no other option i've been asked am i
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trans gay or european
53:05
that was probably the funniest question
53:06
i've got and if i did an faq
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then i wouldn't get questions like are
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you tr are you trans gay or european
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which is objectively really [ __ ]
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funny
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trans guild just a cool dude having a
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cool time
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[Music]
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so when is the [ __ ] violently like
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rabbits stream
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good lord
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uh
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see we can't stream that on twitch
53:41
that's a youtube exclusive that's a
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vimeo exclusive
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um
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i'm okay with my son being trans or gay
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but i'd throw them out if they were
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european
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yeah okay
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all right
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all right we got you got that one that's
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funny
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of content i mean listen buddy i there's
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no reality in which i'll be doing
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of
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and minecraft youtube at the same time
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it just doesn't exist it's not gonna
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happen if you wanna lobby for anything
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it's gonna be for me to stop doing
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minecraft videos so i can make one but
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like
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if i swapped it out let me talk you
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through the mindset so you understand it
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just off then yeah
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bread
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yeast anyway uh
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i make minecraft videos as guy mode finn
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and it makes enough money the doing and
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only fans
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is equivalent
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oh so
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if one of them has to go and i can't do
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both at the same time
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then i'd just rather do to play video
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games for a living rather than
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uh you know be wondering what the next
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thing to shove up my ass for only fans
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would be
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i pick minecraft youtube every time
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so that's what i'll be going with
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do a poll god no um and also a lot more
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stable money there so pays more though
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you'd be surprised uh the amount that
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i'm estimating i could make with the
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amount that i have to work
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minecraft's pretty equivalent
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considering i make like
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five videos a month which takes up
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like maybe a week i work for like a
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solid week at a time
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every month or every
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like yeah okay i spent like one solid
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week in pure recording and then like
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another week worth of time like
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preparing for stuff
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working hard working like
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you know
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uh 30 hours a week
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to make as much money as you get from
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minecraft [ __ ] it's not bad at all
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i'm not even like you know it's pretty
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[ __ ] good
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and then the rest of the time i'm just
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spending doing like i'm preparing for
55:58
[ __ ] answering emails and doing all the
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boring [ __ ] or like
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when i get free time [ __ ] streaming
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because this is also very fun you make
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100k a month with off i disagree
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i disagree completely
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i don't think you would i don't think i
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would at all you gotta imagine how many
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people that is anyway
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even if all of you
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okay that's a lie if all if everyone
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here decided to get a subscription to it
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then sure it technically would
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but yeah oh no i wouldn't if all of you
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right now 3 000 people how much is an
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only fan subscription like
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max 10 a month
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uh
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30. it's pretty good it's it's but it's
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not 100.
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you make 100k in the first month only
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yeah i no i well okay i don't think i
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would though i don't think i would at
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all
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dude it'd be called i've spoken to
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people that do it and their estimations
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and my estimations everything like that
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they line up pretty well
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um i've been [ __ ] dude it's kind of nuts
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to think about but like i've been told
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from people that do it professionally
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that i could make 50 grand in the first
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month
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and that is a lot to turn down but it's
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also like
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it's you know [ __ ] i can do minecraft
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for three years and not really change
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much or five years not really change
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much can't really do it i don't even
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it's also what i'd enjoy more i guess
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and i can't do them both at the same
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time i take minecraft youtube i'll take
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earning a little bit less money to play
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minecraft for a living
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you know i mean come on
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that's cool as hell
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uh
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but you know
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uh do of uh for a month and swap back
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after 50k yeah no i i'm not no
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there is never going to be
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uh nsfw or even
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even close to there's never going to be
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pictures like that of me on the internet
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while i have a career doing minecraft i
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know my target demo here i feel
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uncomfortable with that being uh
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something that i do would it work yes
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could i do them both at the same time
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yes would i feel really [ __ ] weird
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about it yes so i'm not gonna do that
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um
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i i can't in my right mind have both
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part of the platform where i'm like
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the age demographic is underage and then
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also making only fans i don't feel like
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i'm going to do that
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even if like only fans is like an 18
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plus thing it's just not my thing i
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don't think i'm gonna do that at the
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same time just make nfts oh i have an
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nft
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uh i haven't ever put it out but i took
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a picture for one
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youth is fleeting don't waste time
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youth is wasted on the young i'm 21 now
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i'm getting i'm getting i've already got
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a walker you already have a picture of
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yourself showing mostly skin on the
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internet
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anyway let's pick an eyeshadow color
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it's a special treat and even still it's
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all sfw
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like go to a random beach and you'll see
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like more than that [ __ ] you know
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doubt easily more so yeah
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that's my that's my like cut off line if
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you if you wouldn't see it at a beach
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i'm not doing it
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jesus christ
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ultra pink this is pink i think yeah it
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is pink but all i hear is you are
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closing your twitch account
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no
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twitch is like the good in between
59:43
because they seem to be okay with
59:46
they seem to be okay with porn
59:48
so you can just do that on twitch
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um
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you've never seen you've never scrolled
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down on twitch have you uh alright so
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there's
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you never scroll down on the browse uh
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hot tub streams have you i can tell
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um
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twitch makes the rules up as they go
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yeah yes but especially with all the
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twitch links for everyone's income
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what they think everyone's income is
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but speaking of that photo how is it
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that the edgier you try to be the more
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wholesome you end up looking
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i'm smiling in it
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so i don't know
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that that's why
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massive forehead what
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bro
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it's not though it's like i can't even
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get four i'm gonna try today
60:36
like makeup without hitting an eyebrow
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may i ask for one of the colorful
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islands you
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they were never used
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uh
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eyeliner try today are we go no
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uh also
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may i ask for one colorful eyeliner
60:54
i'm not gonna do eyeliner because
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whenever i've got these eyelashes on
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like when they're not really full i know
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eyeliner looks so stupid and we've done
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it once right we did it when we were
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like oh we should try doing eyeliner and
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it looked really dumb
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and we didn't do it again
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so i don't know i don't have the eye
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shape for it i don't think mixed up mink
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size
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oh god
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100k a month two shoots a month sell for
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30 bucks
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yeah you're estimating that like
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everyone wants to buy it and that i'd
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want to do it
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you know like the
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okay put it this way
61:32
you can make a million you could make
61:34
you could become a millionaire on any
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fans if you post the right content right
61:38
but you have to be okay with posting
61:41
that content i happen to not be okay
61:43
with that for this point in my career
61:47
there you go advice for hooded eyes
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don't do eyeliner that's exactly what
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i'm doing now uh there's a lot of ways
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you can do eyeliner just not the way uh
61:54
people do make it seem to be having lots
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of fun in that instagram story
61:59
in the hot tub yeah it was good
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not nudes exactly anyway so
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uh also okay here as a side thing
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what sneaky does where he has like
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cosplay stuff
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i think's fine i just don't think that
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it's like a really good longevity thing
62:19
in my opinion i'm a listen i'm a i'm a
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i'm a i'm a uh businessman
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i'm a i'm a mogul
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as ludwig would say i'm uh uh making
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money moves
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uh i don't think i don't think the after
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analyzing your business i don't think
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that it's got a lot of longevity to it
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um it's hard to promote after you do
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stuff like that every platform sort of
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shadow bans you you can do it well
62:48
it's just that like the way to do it
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well is very difficult it's like it's
62:53
like a career in anything if you're
62:54
prepared to do like the bare minimum
62:56
then you won't succeed like uh you need
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to be doing like the most really for it
63:01
to grow on its own
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and i'm not really prepared to do that
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anyway
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especially with every [ __ ] other
63:08
thing that i've got going on there's so
63:09
much stuff that takes up time okay
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listen
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we have this
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it's the
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it looks orange on camera it is bright
63:18
it is neon pink i don't think the camera
63:20
has the colors for this thing it is neon
63:23
pink uh it's literally called brilliant
63:26
pink it is very very it's the hottest of
63:28
pink this barbie [ __ ] pink right it's
63:31
not necessarily neon but still
63:33
i have that we could go just full of
63:35
bimbo hours and do pink eyeshadow i
63:37
haven't done eye shadow in [ __ ] ages
63:39
pink eyeshadow pink lipstick we can go
63:40
bimbo if you want
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uh
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or we could go like red
63:46
i'm gonna do eyeliner i'm gonna okay
63:49
let's do this
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i'll give you the option
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of
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red
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or just bimbo hours
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i'm all right with these tricks first
64:03
oh okay well while i'm doing the poll oh
64:05
my god new polls
64:07
weird okay
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um
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[Music]
64:10
style makeup style
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bimbo hours uh or
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red
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or red
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i can't say bimbo
64:29
how do i do this
64:32
your manly hairline is looking
64:33
particularly dominant and infertile
64:35
today
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thank you
64:38
uh
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hmm
64:44
there we go nailed it
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himba
64:48
you can't even say himbo
64:52
okay [ __ ] overwhelmingly never mind
64:54
there wasn't even a chance for red okay
64:57
all right we'll do and we'll do pink
64:59
then i haven't done eye shadow in
65:00
[ __ ] ages holy [ __ ]
65:02
looking very handsome how goes the
65:04
search for the american husband oh to
65:06
whisk you off to gun land
65:09
jay schlatt keeps saying no
65:12
i think maybe he's uh he's taken by
65:14
minks or some [ __ ] i don't know
65:16
uh
65:18
mainly gonna be if we can't have enough
65:20
at the moment can we get some other way
65:22
to have multiple pictures for an outfit
65:24
rather than the one uploaded every week
65:26
or less
65:28
but i'd need to get paid for that if i
65:29
was going to do like like spend a day
65:31
taking photos of myself in like
65:33
different poses and [ __ ] i would want to
65:35
get paid for it i'll take a photo on
65:37
like uh on instagram or some [ __ ] but
65:39
there's no good way to do it and if i'm
65:41
taking a bunch of different angles and
65:43
photos of myself
65:44
like
65:45
you know which how they're gonna end up
65:47
right so i don't know you know the style
65:50
they're gonna end up in
65:53
and
65:56
have you ever thought of going blonde uh
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yeah uh it's been suggested many times
66:00
i've said no many times because you know
66:04
it's a little bit oh my god i haven't
66:06
done eye shadow in [ __ ] ages
66:08
hold on i don't know if i'm gonna be
66:09
able to do this right
66:11
it's a little bit um
66:15
[ __ ] hair issues like listen buddy
66:18
i've got a i've got a dad that does hair
66:21
stuff
66:22
he does uh he's a hairdresser
66:25
uh and
66:28
that shit's like
66:29
damaging bro
66:56
all right i'm happy with that that
66:57
worked out pretty well all right let's
66:59
do the other side this one's gonna be
67:00
the one that gets scuffed i think buddy
67:09
okay it's okay so far we're doing fine
67:14
the hairs the hair's the best it's ever
67:15
been
67:17
every day it gets longer every day it
67:19
gets better
67:20
the uh
67:24
[ __ ] out maybe i'll do something with
67:27
it at some point but i can't really
67:29
promise anything i have no immediate
67:30
plans to change the color of my hair to
67:33
do anything like that because
67:35
i haven't like when you've got dark hair
67:37
you need to do it
67:41
so i pin up canada holy [ __ ]
67:44
everyone wants a calendar
67:46
why do you why do you give a [ __ ] about
67:47
calendars who uses calendars
67:52
you're telling me you as a as a young
67:54
adult own a calendar
67:57
tell me that you're tell me that you're
67:59
over no tell me that you're under 30 and
68:02
own a calendar
68:03
and if you say yes [ __ ] under 30 and
68:06
you own a calendar no you don't don't
68:08
lie to me you are one of two things
68:12
okay if you're under 30 and you own a
68:14
calendar you're either lying
68:18
you live with someone that's over 30
68:20
or
68:21
you just spend all the time on tumblr or
68:24
not tumblr [ __ ] pinterest and you've
68:26
seen a cool room with a calendar and you
68:28
have plants all around it and [ __ ]
68:31
[ __ ] any of you fit into any other
68:33
category other than that
68:37
alpha school
68:40
shut up
68:43
oh you need a calendar to know what day
68:45
it is
68:46
what do you not have a phone
68:48
all those dates and shiz just give
68:50
plausible deniability for the rose
68:52
photos on our walls
68:56
yeah
68:58
why don't i just sew a poster
69:02
[Music]
69:04
at that point wouldn't just do a poster
69:05
a calendar is effectively 12 posters
69:08
that's a good idea
69:16
but think of the longevity
69:19
[Music]
69:24
when you can sell 12 posters in multiple
69:26
girls
69:27
got to think about this like a a mogul
69:30
like a like a hedge fund manager it's
69:32
not about the calendar
69:34
it's about the pictures on it
69:38
then why not just buy pictures
69:40
why not just have a bunch of pictures
69:42
why don't i just send you a [ __ ] a
69:44
magazine then or some [ __ ]
69:47
calendars calendars make no goddamn
69:49
sense what do i have that's in i have
69:51
nothing that's paper format in my house
69:54
if i have something that's paper it's a
69:55
bill and i hate paper prints or some
69:57
[ __ ]
70:01
maybe
70:07
maybe on a merch site
70:08
maybe on a merch site we'll do a i'll do
70:11
a photo shoot
70:18
so
70:19
we just do a really good photo sell it
70:22
as a print sign them
70:23
that could be cool
70:25
and just sell them in drops
70:27
[Music]
70:30
signed rose posters when
70:33
that's not even a bad idea
70:36
[ __ ] that's not even a bad idea
70:40
[ __ ]
70:43
i'm going to text my friend
70:44
that's not even a bad i'd rather have a
70:46
body pillow than a calendar ngl true
70:49
true
70:51
true
70:52
hold on i'm not gonna remember what i
70:54
just said so i'm gonna oh what the [ __ ]
70:57
[Music]
71:01
after each stream when you are full
71:02
hearty status just take five to ten
71:05
pictures and give us the best ones
71:07
through whatever means you want it would
71:09
take like five minutes and you make easy
71:12
bank
71:15
hold on e-stream after you have fun uh
71:18
full
71:18
full hottie status i thought i said
71:20
horny full of hotties
71:22
just take five ten things give her the
71:23
best ones through whatever means you
71:24
want
71:25
yeah
71:26
i own several carbonizer calendars
71:29
look at this
71:30
might suit you
71:36
look it up
71:38
carpenizer
71:41
that sounds like a u.s president
71:43
what is it
71:44
someone knows chat what is it is it a us
71:46
president
71:49
what is it
71:52
pka viewers in the chat oh god
71:56
i hope that one did well they're really
71:58
mad at pka now
71:59
[Music]
72:02
i think there's an explanation given but
72:03
might i suggest a patreon or float plane
72:06
account for a am next generation content
72:11
calling it next gen content is so
72:13
[ __ ] good
72:14
[Music]
72:18
life size sex doll when
72:32
almost a year oh my god
72:38
okay how do i make that happen that's
72:41
funny as hell
72:42
president george carpenizer was the 36th
72:45
president
72:50
thanks daps and i know i know you're
72:52
serious too
72:53
um
72:57
i use a calendar and i'm only a 20xl
73:00
it's better than using my phone calendar
73:02
cause i have to physically write it down
73:04
and i can't just remove it i have to
73:07
face my failure if i don't do what i
73:09
wrote down that day
73:12
um
73:15
i just set reminders
73:16
because you know i'm
73:18
living in the 21st century
73:21
i don't own a pen
73:25
i don't own a pen
73:27
do i i've never i haven't picked up a
73:29
pen bro in like
73:31
months
73:32
months in my own heart yeah maybe
73:35
someone sent me a pen i've never bought
73:37
a pen
73:38
i know i have bought a pen i bought a
73:40
pen you know what you wanna know why
73:42
because it's made of metal it's a metal
73:44
spike with a glass break on it it's a
73:46
weapon the only pen i own is a weapon
73:50
so
73:50
ah
73:52
that's that's how i feel about
73:54
pens
73:55
bimbo goth rose holy [ __ ] i've never
73:57
even seen
73:58
that aesthetic
74:00
i've never even seen bimbo goth
74:02
aesthetic i'm gonna go just full bimbo
74:04
aesthetic
74:05
um
74:07
for bright pink lipstick it was mainly
74:08
ces the [ __ ] lipstick
74:10
uh how will you do sign posters then
74:14
gonna have a merch site soon
74:16
where you can buy everything you need
74:18
but it would be cool to do
74:20
a signed print like a little like one of
74:22
those photos that are like yay big you
74:24
know like a print
74:26
sign them maybe
74:30
could be cool
74:32
i don't know a sharpie not a pen true
74:34
okay a sharpie i have a signature i sign
74:37
stuff occasionally like if someone goes
74:39
like okay are we okay uh mr mr finster
74:42
to
74:43
you know ah [ __ ]
74:46
i don't know i i forgot what i have to
74:48
sign for i'd like you have to add some
74:50
for a covert test are we okay with
74:52
sticking this thing up your uh nose and
74:54
down your throat
74:56
mr finster sign here i need to know if i
74:58
have consent to stick this down your
75:00
throat is a sentence that i'm really
75:02
used to
75:03
so i've signed stuff before
75:08
just spent 2k on rent but [ __ ] it thanks
75:10
for the three dollars man hopefully the
75:12
next time it can it can go towards my
75:14
rent mr finster cope
75:16
what i mean come on
75:21
if i'm not wearing a mask they say sir
75:24
because you know i'm not i don't go out
75:26
in this amount of makeup
75:28
as soon as i'm wearing a mask i get
75:29
ma'am but like
75:39
holy [ __ ] that's really [ __ ] pink
75:40
hold on
75:41
[Music]
75:45
just give us a sign sex doll let us know
75:48
how much money
75:52
do i make a sex doll how do i do it how
75:54
would i do it i'm not saying i'd do it
75:55
but like how would i in theory
75:57
[Music]
76:00
how much to play games with people in
76:02
discord not minecraft you're too good
76:05
and it'd be lame
76:10
it would be minecraft though or factoria
76:13
[Music]
76:14
i'd happily start a factorio world with
76:16
people actually the carpenter
76:18
contains sfw females holding up big boy
76:21
cups so no calendar of an old president
76:24
that would be weird
76:28
[Music]
76:31
can you sing wannabe by spice girls the
76:34
first trophy
76:36
no
76:39
although you could have also asked can
76:40
you sing and i'd have said no
76:48
even more exaggerated by the fact
76:50
he asked me to sing a song by a girl
76:52
band a girl a girl group a girl what are
76:54
they called boy band girl band what the
76:56
[ __ ]
77:04
[Music]
77:07
i need a [ __ ] you
77:13
i need a [ __ ] comment or you need a
77:15
[ __ ] uber
77:30
okay
77:32
whoa holy [ __ ]
77:34
that is [ __ ] really pink holy [ __ ]
77:40
okay well
77:41
we've gone bimbo hours uh let me like i
77:44
don't have any [ __ ]
77:46
paper or like tissue paper to like block
77:50
[ __ ]
77:51
hold on this random person sent me a
77:53
letter
77:57
you're welcome
77:59
uh
78:01
whoa
78:04
holy [ __ ] that's yeah okay cool we now
78:07
have pink lipstick
78:10
oh my god
78:14
fifty dollars for that envelope
78:17
no it's okay i'm gonna throw it away
78:20
after i open that envelope going in the
78:22
bin
78:25
don't match they don't but i make it
78:27
work
78:33
i make it work i can do bimbo
78:35
someone got a screenshot of that right i
78:37
think i i think i looked really good for
78:39
half a second there
78:42
do more blush
78:43
okay a couple he said should we do more
78:45
blush
78:45
do we go [ __ ] like pink pink i can do
78:48
more blush because like it kind of
78:51
i'll do a little bit more not a lot
78:52
though
78:55
no not a ton more i don't want to look
78:57
[ __ ] insane but we're going we're
78:59
going real real pink hours
79:06
[Music]
79:08
the student knows
79:13
what
79:15
yeah come you hate comb your hair you
79:17
town [ __ ] why wouldn't it read out town
79:20
hall that's upsetting i would like it to
79:22
read out town hall
79:28
okay
79:31
i'm gonna balance it out a bit
79:34
[Music]
79:36
a little bit much there oh [ __ ] it
79:38
that's pink you can customize a thing
79:39
called a real doll
79:41
they are high quality the price is
79:43
anywhere between 2.5 k to 5 k plus
79:47
they are even working on a sex robot
79:49
powered by i for the future i researched
79:52
them for art reasons
79:55
[Music]
79:56
you researched them first seven months
79:58
of science
80:00
i had to search them chat guys i had to
80:02
look up how to make a real doll with ai
80:05
uh in inbuilt [ __ ] machine what i had
80:07
to do it i had to
80:11
it was for art
80:14
guys you guys don't appreciate art
80:15
nowadays
80:19
there we go you know what i was gonna do
80:21
i actually have like i have no [ __ ]
80:23
nails i was going to uh i ordered a
80:25
bunch of fake nails like stick on fake
80:27
nails that are clear and then i was
80:29
gonna actually paint them but they
80:30
didn't come they said they would come
80:32
but they didn't come
80:35
i wanted them to come but they didn't
80:36
come that's upsetting to me anyway
80:44
you mean you weren't able to read the
80:45
articles oh wait what the [ __ ] i went to
80:47
the i went to the realdoll website to
80:49
read the articles yeah
80:50
my god do not shut the [ __ ] up every
80:53
time i'll say come or like
80:58
it's usually come it's usually come
81:00
every time
81:01
i'll say come or hard and you guys freak
81:04
out because
81:05
finn's talking about come and hard at
81:08
the same time
81:10
bigger bobs today
81:13
oh [ __ ]
81:15
god are we really gonna go are we really
81:16
doing this [ __ ] we can i'll wait till
81:20
someone donates like a hundred dollars
81:23
it's what i usually do someone donates a
81:26
couple hundred dollars and then yeah the
81:28
boobs go up that's what we do that's
81:30
that's what we do that's in the schedule
81:32
i don't know who's going to be the one
81:33
to do it should we wait away before
81:36
anyone does anything
81:37
before anyone does anything amoya calm
81:39
down before anyone does anything
81:42
do we do
81:44
do we do
81:46
the next goal
81:49
do we set the next goal up
81:53
because we haven't set one for a while
81:54
now
81:55
should we do it
81:58
i'm waiting i'm i want to see
82:01
i'm
82:02
we haven't done it in a while
82:04
and we've got another i'm going to be
82:05
streaming quite a lot for the next like
82:08
four or five days and then like uh is
82:11
there a break soon there's gonna be a
82:12
small break but we'll just skip skip
82:14
that period of time
82:15
do it oh [ __ ] stuff said do it that
82:18
means we're doing it
82:19
oh [ __ ] okay fine then let's do it
82:23
let's go
82:24
i'll give you optimal time for it
82:26
he was asking someone to pay pay to
82:28
increase bob's indeed
82:31
um
82:32
let's do it then [ __ ] how do i even god
82:34
i haven't set one in a while hold on
82:36
done a goal
82:37
okay
82:38
so let's go let's turn it on let's go
82:46
uh what number girl month are we on
82:48
[ __ ] chat what stuff what number are we
82:51
on it's so i'm so glad that chassis was
82:54
uh chassiu has made a calendar because i
82:57
would have started trying to master lucy
82:59
dreaming so i can ravage you in my
83:01
dreams every night
83:15
oh man that was out of pocket that was
83:18
so good
83:19
all right
83:20
oh [ __ ] you guys have fun with this
83:22
[ __ ] goal this is the one that i this
83:24
is genuinely the one that i don't think
83:26
will hit
83:27
if
83:28
okay can i let you in on uh finter's
83:30
secret uh what month is it [ __ ] uh it
83:33
would be over an 11
83:35
12.
83:37
wait [ __ ]
83:38
yeah 11
83:40
12.
83:42
oh i guess it would be 13
83:44
or would it be 30 would it be 14
83:47
oh [ __ ] wait i'm going to be taking a
83:49
week off so let's add let's add seven
83:51
days so i don't have to pause it let's
83:53
go
83:54
it's 20
83:56
and then 20 21.
83:59
okay 790 gold bam
84:02
did we do it we there it [ __ ] is
84:06
oh okay
84:09
right
84:10
there's that
84:12
let me like rearrange some [ __ ]
84:16
so i can make this look good
84:18
[Music]
84:21
and then where's the
84:23
there we go
84:27
let's shrink you
84:31
okay
84:36
all right wait [ __ ] that's still on
84:38
weird spot
84:40
all right there we go
84:43
should i make this blue i feel like i
84:44
should make him [ __ ]
84:47
put on the big ones
84:50
change outfit dude maybe we maybe i'll
84:52
just do what uh what's it what amaranth
84:53
does where she's like uh change change
84:56
bikini and i'll uh change bikini for uh
84:58
[ __ ] what's 200 subs worth of money
85:01
a grand
85:02
something like that yeah change [ __ ] she
85:05
has a change bikini for a thousand
85:06
dollars
85:07
okay i didn't even think about that
85:09
until right now uh where's color
85:12
i'm gonna make this color blue
85:18
yay nine months there we go
85:21
there you go so now it's like
85:24
completely [ __ ] invisible oh [ __ ]
85:26
maybe i shouldn't have done that
85:29
let me just set it to white again [ __ ]
85:31
it it's not that confusing okay there we
85:33
go
85:34
all right done changing the bikini
85:36
bikini yes please bro there's fam you
85:38
know how much work i need to do
85:50
but i could
85:53
can i
85:55
i once okay
85:57
[Music]
86:01
grow a french moustache would have been
86:02
a better goal you could show your beard
86:05
and we got something win-win oh i'm down
86:08
to do that
86:10
oh [ __ ] maybe am i allowed
86:12
[ __ ]
86:13
i could
86:16
hi finn this is a thank you for your
86:18
stream archive content i stumbled across
86:21
you about a month ago thanks to scuffed
86:23
recommendations and you have been a
86:25
singular form of entertainment since
86:28
stay adorable
86:30
oh my [ __ ] god
86:34
funny number
86:35
oh jinx buy me a buy me a soda you did
86:38
you bought me like 20 there thanks
86:40
what the [ __ ]
86:44
that's got to be a world record for how
86:46
fast we did a goal to how fast a
86:48
thousand dollars came let's go
86:50
initiating full send protocol
86:53
[ __ ] sake all right listen
86:56
okay i'll do it like this
86:57
if we hit
86:59
2k on the donor if we hit 2k on the goal
87:03
that's my margin this is probably then
87:05
i'll get changed into a bikini
87:06
i'll keep the skirt on but i'll get
87:08
changed into one of the top stand
87:11
yeah so i've got a
87:13
very bad time to be coughing what
87:14
amaranth does
87:16
maybe but i think i can wear a top right
87:19
i think
87:23
hey finn just completed one week one of
87:25
hrt thanks again for the confidence
87:27
boost oh yeah
87:30
how about okay i got a question about
87:32
hrt and
87:34
more specifically actually not even
87:35
about estrogen about testosterone
87:37
so cause kyle was into it right i'm
87:40
gonna ask you about hrt because i'm
87:41
thinking it's the same too trt hrt same
87:44
[ __ ] here's my idea
87:46
is it essentially just doing puberty
87:48
again and you just get two of them
87:50
because that's what it seems like you
87:52
just get like boosted
87:55
right
87:55
is that how testosterone works like you
87:58
just like you're then just constantly
87:59
creating testosterone that's like
88:02
equivalent to it
88:04
you have to do hrt no i don't
88:09
oh
88:11
why wouldn't you say no why wouldn't you
88:13
put nine bro
88:14
you're just [ __ ] with me here
88:17
you wouldn't put one six nine
88:19
i'm gonna refund you it's terrible how
88:21
dare you
88:23
come on come on it's one six nine it
88:26
wouldn't be that hot okay thanks for the
88:28
[ __ ] hundred and sixty seven dollars
88:29
by the way
88:30
thanks thanks lions also ftc thanks for
88:33
a hundred dollars
88:35
thanks for the 69. tenshi oh my god
88:41
okay thank you for the thanks for the
88:42
five dollars
88:43
okay
88:44
am i allowed to do a bikini top
88:47
in a skirt gurgle freaks thank you for
88:49
the 50.
88:50
it's getting worryingly close to 2k so
88:53
am i allowed to do that am i allowed to
88:54
i feel like i should be able to because
88:56
i've seen people do it
89:01
a bit late to ask now maybe i someone
89:03
donated 100 so i've got an idea for i
89:05
have to look at a picture of rose with
89:07
facial hair it would make me cringe into
89:09
an early grave add a separate section
89:12
for your beard attracted fan base on
89:14
your of i want to do it i want to do a
89:17
beard at some point
89:19
thank you bread
89:20
yeast thanks for the
89:24
come on say it would have been so easy
89:26
to do 69 thanks pink
89:30
thank god damn it i want more 69s or
89:32
420s in the donations please
89:35
this is so sad
89:36
okay now i know i know you're [ __ ]
89:39
with me
89:40
this better not be a youtube video
89:41
adapts you god damn you [ __ ] cave
89:45
troll how dare you
89:47
thanks for that
89:53
it's so quick
89:56
[ __ ]
89:58
[ __ ]
90:00
help okay
90:02
2k yeah god hi john kumas raise it for
90:06
the goal no not that part your
90:08
degenerates
90:10
okay right hold on i've got somewhere
90:13
these and i didn't do this with the
90:15
bikini before but i got these again
90:17
which is how i do the push together
90:20
haven't been able to impossible streams
90:22
lately due to army stuff but i'm here
90:24
now so let's just finish this gold oh
90:27
[ __ ] me there's okay
90:30
um
90:31
right
90:36
some more then
90:39
okay [ __ ] shall i do this the bikini's
90:41
downstairs that i want to do um i'm
90:43
going to do just the top for it or
90:45
should i do the expensive okay wait wait
90:48
[ __ ] i'll grab them both well okay i
90:49
think we're good
90:50
thank you i'll be really quick i don't
90:52
want to miss any [ __ ] wild [ __ ] give
90:54
me a minute
91:01
[Music]
91:05
chat do your part service guarantees
91:08
citizenship
91:38
wait
91:39
where like where did i put the other
91:41
bikini where did i put the black one
91:44
uh have i lost the f if i've lost the
91:47
[ __ ]
91:48
200 euro bikini
91:51
wait chad i need you did i show it on
91:52
stream or no did i show the black bikini
91:54
on stream in this house or no because i
91:58
don't think i did
92:00
but i might be wrong i am kind of done
92:05
i don't remember [ __ ] hey chas it's me
92:07
again okay do your part and don't stare
92:10
at my back
92:13
jesus okay one minute
92:54
got it
92:57
ah
92:58
you thought i lost it but i didn't i
93:00
have it
93:02
i got the bikini i didn't lose 200 euros
93:04
i didn't leave it in spain let's go
93:08
oh my god okay cool
93:10
sorry there's a lot like a padding in
93:11
this thing
93:16
18 months [ __ ]
93:19
okay
93:20
what did anything happen did i miss
93:21
anything
93:22
what did i miss
93:24
if i missed something
93:25
holy [ __ ] the goal oh [ __ ] i saw it for
93:27
a second it was two it was two thousand
93:29
four twenty six nine funny number 100
93:33
chat do your part service guarantee
93:35
citizenship service guarantees
93:37
citizenship what sort of stay to win
93:39
okay so chat i'll give you two options
93:42
right
93:43
uh expensive bikini but don't get me
93:46
wrong you'll only see it like this i'm
93:48
still gonna be wearing a skirt right or
93:53
or
93:55
just this one but it's just a top
93:59
you know
94:02
what do you think
94:03
number one or two holy [ __ ]
94:05
number one or two
94:08
okay i'm gonna do a poll on it because
94:10
chat you're [ __ ] insane you're
94:11
growing too big
94:13
yo it's moving like okay hold on which
94:16
one two i'm still gonna be wearing a
94:18
skirt though don't get me wrong i'm
94:19
always gonna be in a skirt
94:24
god damn it you don't vote for the
94:26
expensive one [ __ ] sake
94:28
yes
94:29
it's kind of upsetting
94:35
all right fine then um but um
94:40
it's gonna take me a minute
94:42
it's gonna take me a minute i don't know
94:43
how good it's gonna be either because
94:46
world
94:48
so here's how the bikini is situated
94:51
you're gonna be able to see like since
94:53
it's like this
94:55
i don't know whether this is gonna be
94:56
too visible you know like watch
94:59
so it may not work i'm a mab and i have
95:01
to take testosterone as i have a
95:03
testosterone deficiency which means my
95:06
body isn't able to make enough of
95:07
testosterone it naturally blocked my
95:10
puberty so i had to start taking it oh
95:14
sure okay
95:15
fair enough
95:17
pandemic we can always try the second
95:19
one to get titty skittles hrt nothing
95:22
will stop me titty skittles
95:27
please tell me they're like
95:28
multi-colored are they that would be
95:30
funny damn of all the reasons to take
95:32
hrt the fact that they're called titty
95:33
skittles is top tier
95:37
st skip the stick on bra but then it
95:40
won't look good
95:42
what
95:43
it wouldn't look good you
95:44
what it wouldn't look good though
95:48
that's kind of what you need for it
95:50
[Music]
95:52
one but no skirt no
95:54
it's always
96:00
okay
96:01
right should we [ __ ] the bra is needed
96:05
the briar's needed oh yeah yeah it is it
96:07
is definitely needed i'm trying to think
96:10
of a good way to do it
96:11
there's also a red one which may work
96:13
hold on let me show you give me a minute
96:16
what the [ __ ]
96:17
it's the spooky month what should we
96:18
dress ass chat for the spooky month
96:21
uh do one well i've got another one i've
96:23
got a red one but then again it doesn't
96:25
match the makeup then [ __ ]
96:28
oh but then it doesn't match oh the
96:30
makeup
96:31
fresh from the bird company you're
96:33
welcome
96:35
thank you all right chad i'm gonna have
96:37
to i'm gonna be off camera for a second
96:39
then
96:40
um
96:43
you'll miss me hold on
96:45
here we go
96:46
you received
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111.11 cents for big bomb i'll let you
96:50
carry on talking and i'll put the chair
96:52
in the thing
96:53
okay i'll put the chair in camera for
96:55
you chat just because i'm so nice
96:59
there you go
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10 of gm 6 soon
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oh my god
97:07
oh [ __ ] thanks for the 69 hell yeah
97:10
finally we've got we're getting to the
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good numbers
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[Music]
97:16
just wear the bikini top without fake
97:18
bombs oh my god okay well i can pop on
97:21
camera and do that but
97:23
i don't know if you'll like it
97:25
i don't i don't think you'll like it at
97:27
all in fact i don't know if it'll look
97:29
usable
97:35
thanks for the five gifted subs man
97:42
put this on
97:43
good name doing my part thank you good
97:46
number good name all the above
97:50
show naked body i'm not even naked i'm
97:52
just like shitless
97:53
my [ __ ] hands are so cold
97:56
[Music]
97:59
cher can you do it well
98:04
no no it can't
98:08
uh
98:09
boy oh [ __ ] i've tied this in a not
98:11
around me [ __ ] this isn't good okay hold
98:14
on cutie i i feel like this won't work
98:17
as is without a top i don't know if this
98:20
is gonna particularly work well
98:22
um
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we love chair
98:26
oh [ __ ] i may have to do number one to
98:28
be honest with you
98:30
i may have to do the black one but i'm
98:32
not entirely sure
98:35
let me okay let me try it well let me
98:36
try it with the let me try it with these
98:38
ones can you do it well
98:46
oh god hold on
98:52
i sure hope not tv reflection pog right
98:59
[Music]
99:01
so pretty
99:02
so are you on pka with kyle my mind
99:05
still can't associate the voice with the
99:08
face
99:08
face of an angel personality of a chad
99:11
never change mate
99:14
personality of a chat you know what
99:16
that's what i haven't heard yet so
99:17
actually
99:21
usually people go the opposite
99:24
way oh okay
99:28
all right so my only plan
99:31
is not particularly any good
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[Music]
99:40
okay
99:45
hey
99:46
solo time baby hey chat are you just as
99:49
hyped as i have to have a solo segment
99:51
next up googly eyes for me my god
99:57
okay does this look
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any
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better oh my god oh damn oh no did i
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break it
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no
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no
100:08
oh [ __ ] chad i broke the thing
100:12
i [ __ ] broke it
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no
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oh my god
100:18
bro good in a bikini and i heard
100:22
years of service bro what the [ __ ]
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okay fine i'm guessing that's my [ __ ]
100:28
signal to i should have gotten new ones
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do i have spares
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no
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[ __ ]
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god damn it
100:44
what do i what i mean
100:46
[ __ ]
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okay chat
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i i can do the black one
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cause like hold on
100:57
let me like
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adjust this and [ __ ]
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because i don't know whether this is
101:03
gonna be worth doing
101:07
i can adjust this one a little bit but
101:09
not a ton
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okay i can do the black one
101:18
would be a lot easier to do than this
101:20
one
101:21
what do you think what do you say
101:35
i'll show you this though if it's just
101:37
without anything
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um
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hold on can i like put a [ __ ]
101:43
i might want a jacket on this uh what do
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i look like i haven't actually seen me
101:49
oh
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okay um
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right
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um
101:56
so that's that but like to reflection
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yeah it's fine
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uh
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just wear a shirt you're taking too long
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okay
102:08
i mean
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i haven't got any of the bobs on though
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either
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and that won't [ __ ] where'd i even put
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the bulbs what the [ __ ] did i just lose
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them no okay they're over there
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but also like that they'd look bad with
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bobs on like if i added bubs to this oh
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my god number one there's a sag yeah no
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that that wouldn't work um
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did you break the bobs i broke the
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[ __ ] i broke the the the ones that
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create the good looking ones
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okay
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should we do oh [ __ ] should i do the
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black one
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i need 600 more for 10
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[ __ ] god
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what do we do at 3k
102:44
um
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do i do shall i just do the black one
102:47
i'll do the black one i think we do the
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black one
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reflection and tv oh yeah
102:53
hey boys
102:56
the e-cups oh no they look so stupid
102:58
when you when you see them they're like
102:59
you know they're not like skin color
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like look hot on see this they're not
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skin color so they look really weird
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uh
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get your money's worth [ __ ] yeah okay
103:08
let's do the black one the only issue
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with the black one is i've gotta this is
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gonna take me a minute because it's
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it's a lot
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there's like pieces to it for obvious
103:19
reasons
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all right let's see
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let's grab this off uh okay i'm just
103:29
making sure the tv can't actually see
103:30
this bit because that would be not good
103:38
oh wait [ __ ] i've gotta do more hold on
103:40
i gotta do i gotta do different stuff
103:42
okay have the chair
103:45
i gotta prep for it a little bit because
103:47
i've just had an idea or maybe i can
103:49
just do oh [ __ ] i don't know
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okay [ __ ] it i'm just gonna do this i
103:54
don't have to prep for it much but i've
103:55
gotta um
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okay i think we're good
104:01
i'm anxiously looking at the chair
104:03
because now i am like getting addressed
104:04
dress
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[ __ ]
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i like
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wait
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let's go
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just so you can have a little bit of
104:20
music for your wait time
104:27
oh it's metal it's so cold
104:30
[ __ ]
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more chair rom we are so lucky today
104:38
oh my god
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it's so cold
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[Music]
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it's so [ __ ]
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it's so [ __ ] cold
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[Music]
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okay
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that's on
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uh i just need to grab my skirt on
105:08
things that manly men say
105:15
okay
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uh
105:19
okay skirts now on
105:21
i have like three pairs of underwear now
105:24
okay let me try the bulbs i don't know
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if these are gonna look any good
105:27
the adventures of tuckleberry finn
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my god
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oh my [ __ ] do i need a bra for this i'm
105:35
gonna need a bra
105:37
oh [ __ ] uh
105:40
oh [ __ ] wait i don't even how am i gonna
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do this
105:43
hey chat you won't believe how good the
105:45
view is from here hashtag chairgang
105:48
hashtag chairlife
105:51
you know what this guy's pretty cool oh
105:52
i don't give a [ __ ] random youtube video
105:55
okay
105:56
right wait i've got an issue do you need
105:58
someone to warm up the bikini for you
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yes
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wait uh [ __ ] i need to find me like a uh
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to warm up the bikini
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uh
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where's my other [ __ ] bra okay wait i
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need to grab something
106:18
from over there okay wait wait wait wait
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wait
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[ __ ] where is it
106:24
hold on what the [ __ ] i had one
106:27
oh my god wait what [ __ ]
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this isn't good i need a bra
106:33
why do i not have a black bra all of a
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sudden
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what
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wait idea one minute i have one
106:59
[Music]
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3k
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i have i have a shitty bra i have a
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shitty bra that i bought in spain it's
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gonna have to work i think
107:16
wait it won't work because the [ __ ]
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oh my god
107:20
i'm i'm i i'm not screwed but i'm not in
107:23
a good spot here
107:28
okay i'm gonna try this one another
107:29
shitty bra that i bought in spain
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but i don't know if it's gonna look bad
107:33
because of the [ __ ]
107:34
ah okay
107:36
this is gonna have to work 3k what the
107:38
[ __ ] happened oh thanks crj
107:42
my god
107:45
okay
107:47
hold on let's see
107:49
let's grab this
107:51
let's do this
107:58
oh [ __ ] hell
108:00
okay
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do that
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go like this
108:05
fam i feel like i'm completing a like a
108:08
rubik's cube of straps and
108:11
like
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ties and [ __ ] bras or bikinis
108:15
this is not exactly how i pictured my
108:17
what night is it friday
108:19
friday night monday night sunday what
108:21
day is it i don't keep track i don't
108:23
have a calendar
108:30
[Music]
108:34
this is more exciting than squid game
108:37
thanks
108:40
i haven't watched that yet
108:43
okay and then i just need to pull you
108:45
down
108:47
tuesday oh yeah
108:49
rose it looks like you were not prepared
108:51
for today
108:52
oh really you can tell
108:55
no way
108:56
okay
108:57
now i've got that on i can do this now i
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can do this
109:02
and then bam
109:04
in theory
109:07
let me see
109:08
[Music]
109:11
theory and i have it on
109:15
oh okay but it's still not like quite
109:18
fitting right because of the damn
109:22
okay well the back's gonna be fine
109:24
uh okay boys i don't know how this looks
109:27
if it looks bad then we might have to
109:29
swap to stick on bob's but i don't know
109:32
that's the other option all right
109:35
oop
109:37
that's what i mean
109:41
okay
109:42
right and then can i pull all of this up
109:46
okay
109:48
let's go how do we look
109:51
okay
109:54
not the last
109:56
all right
109:58
or we
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there we go and that's the bikini
110:01
without you know with a skirt on and
110:03
everything but
110:06
good lord
110:08
ncl this is my first ever donno on
110:11
twitch and i just wanted to let everyone
110:13
know that i'm eating a kebab rack and
110:15
chips i was pretty hungry and i've
110:17
nearly finished the whole thing anyways
110:20
finn where's our honeymoon i was
110:22
thinking bikini bottom like this isn't
110:25
supposed to be there though
110:26
you know what i mean like that's not
110:28
supposed to be like that so i don't know
110:29
smile i don't know
110:32
bad pug hell yeah
110:34
i'm not entirely sure
110:36
we could go with giant bobs but then
110:39
they'll be seen you know
110:41
you could tell that they're there i
110:42
don't know i don't have like a thin
110:44
black bra that black bra that i own near
110:48
me
110:48
i don't think anyway
110:51
i don't know where i must have put it
110:52
but it's gone
110:54
do us take off take off the skirt no
110:57
uh i have this one but i didn't know if
110:59
it would work because there's not it's
111:01
not like that tight you know like it's
111:03
it's a bralette but it's a thinner strap
111:06
so i don't know
111:07
should i just try it i could try this
111:09
one
111:10
but this is the cup for it there's no
111:11
cup it's a bralette is that the back or
111:14
the front
111:16
i think this is the [ __ ] what is the
111:18
front of this
111:19
it's so badly made
111:21
what
111:22
oh i know this is the front this is
111:24
definitely the front of it
111:25
this is the front
111:27
okay i could try that
111:30
but like hold on let me see
111:32
oh
111:34
let me try something i want to see if
111:35
they hold their own
111:37
oh my god
111:40
i have a sticky pad
111:42
i have the [ __ ] sticky pads one
111:44
minute oh one sec oop [ __ ] i have sticky
111:47
pads
111:51
oh damn
111:53
hold on okay i have these
111:59
should i use these the only issue is
112:01
they like it's sticking a boob to me
112:04
it's just sticking it this shit's hard
112:06
to get off
112:07
okay should i do these
112:09
i can do these the bralette won't hold
112:11
it yeah i know that's what i'm thinking
112:13
[ __ ] okay well i can [ __ ] with this on
112:16
camera for a minute because i don't know
112:17
how to do them
112:19
all right
112:21
i at least i don't know don't leave us
112:23
in the dark at least give us the tv
112:25
hold on all right let me like i'm gonna
112:27
quickly take this bra and uh milk is off
112:31
so i can [ __ ] around with this on camera
112:32
instead of like just on a black screen
112:36
so you can still kind of see me but like
112:38
i'm just getting this off for now
112:43
ah okay
112:47
i'm good now don't worry this is not
112:48
gonna take as long i'm almost good i'm
112:50
almost good
112:52
okay we're good again
112:54
okay this is with nothing
112:59
jesus christ i feel [ __ ] exposed man
113:02
this is how it should look right but
113:04
with you know bob's instead of nothing
113:07
so it's
113:08
it's all right uh but i don't know how
113:09
to do it and i've gotta figure out these
113:11
sticky pads
113:15
how did you do that booty so big in that
113:17
jacuzzi was it the 180 bikini just just
113:22
my ass maybe a little bit of water
113:23
distortion
113:24
um but overall not bad
113:28
overall fairly normal fairly normal ass
113:31
size for finster i think
113:34
okay
113:35
i think i got it
113:38
or i thought i did
113:40
okay so i take this off
113:43
and then the other one
113:45
it's [ __ ] insanely sticky imagine
113:47
like
113:48
gorilla tape level like if i stick my
113:51
hands to this it like hurts a little bit
113:53
to take off like look at this my finger
113:55
there it's like a you know
113:57
and then i put this
114:00
on this
114:03
all right
114:05
oh my gosh i can get it
114:07
oh my god thank you
114:09
and then i put this on this and the back
114:11
of that there and i take this back bit
114:13
off and then i put that on me and that's
114:15
how that works anyway okay i'm glad we
114:17
got the formula down what do you buy the
114:19
sticky pad amazon but i have no idea
114:21
careful not to damage the bobs i've
114:23
bought new ones
114:25
it fits better without bobs
114:28
not really
114:30
i'm going to try it anyway
114:32
you put that on your nip yeah
114:36
flat chested fin is so cute
114:38
ah
114:40
i'm here for the uh i'm here for the e
114:42
girl attire the uh i want i'm gonna need
114:45
boobs for it
114:47
[ __ ]
114:48
listen maybe if we did a fanboy month
114:50
but that's not what we that's not what
114:52
was paid for
114:54
uh so
114:55
i'm sticking truth to my guns they
114:57
wanted boobs they get boobs
115:01
triple a cup fam single a cup that's
115:04
what i am
115:09
okay
115:10
there we go
115:11
done that there all right now i can
115:13
actually i think do this thing
115:16
small bobs is cute actually we love you
115:19
the way you are you need to be a
115:21
caricature you're a wee girl
115:25
carrie couture
115:27
what a good like brand name for a
115:28
fashion brand carrie couture
115:31
okay one sec let me put these on
115:33
oh my god all right
115:35
sometime in 2023 dude okay if it was
115:38
sometime in 2023 i would just be doing
115:40
this full time because 35k
115:44
i [ __ ] even i don't think you'll hit
115:45
that
115:48
hello darkness my old friend
115:51
i've come to talk with you again
115:54
[Music]
115:56
oh my god i just realized the the semi
115:58
issue with this is that
116:01
oh this yeah the semi big issue with
116:03
this is that i don't know the right
116:05
placement of these
116:07
until it's too late
116:10
oh my god ow ow
116:15
[Music]
116:18
until i've seen them on camera you've
116:19
seen roses multiple nip slips then you
116:21
know she already has in a cup
116:25
the [ __ ] up let's listen listen listen
116:28
i'm losing a bit of weight okay
116:30
i'm losing a little bit of weight i will
116:33
no longer have an eye for half a year
116:35
and i get a black screen twitch gone
116:37
dark these days
116:40
so sorry
116:42
all right now let's see if i put these
116:44
in the wrong place or not
116:46
i imagine i have i always do
116:49
free hair removal oh god well i don't
116:51
have any chest there so i'm kind of good
116:53
there at least i don't have to shave my
116:54
chest okay let's see
116:59
i told you they're never right
117:00
okay
117:03
interesting an interesting
117:06
ah that's all right that's not too bad
117:09
it's not the worst
117:10
what do you think what are we thinking
117:13
chap
117:15
okay
117:16
i did a lot of damage okay
117:19
right oh my god cleavage i dude i could
117:22
like uh fake a little bit of cleavage
117:24
with some makeup but i don't usually do
117:26
this this is like not really my forte
117:30
um
117:31
but we can try i don't know how good
117:33
it's gonna look
117:34
especially on camera
117:36
it brings highlight to your face oh how
117:38
nice
117:40
okay
117:42
this is now just a body painting stream
117:44
actually
117:46
so it's technically fine and loud
117:52
okay
117:55
doesn't really do anything does it it's
117:56
again i'm not good at it
117:59
what i really need is um
118:01
juicy from tick tock whoop [ __ ]
118:05
that'd be ah [ __ ]
118:07
how does he do this [ __ ]
118:10
how does he do that
118:13
how does he do it
118:15
[ __ ] i don't know
118:17
honestly i have my own methods he has
118:19
his i don't know what i'm i don't know
118:20
how to do it
118:21
i can respect it though all right well
118:23
i'm done
118:27
yay [ __ ] bikini that doesn't really
118:30
won't want to fit me
118:31
oh my god okay
118:34
and then
118:37
nice okay
118:42
well we hit there we go we hit three we
118:43
hit two 3k [ __ ] still it's still not a
118:45
bikini
118:47
it's a one piece technically but like it
118:49
doesn't have a back to it or a side to
118:52
it you know like it's it's just a bra
118:54
that's linked with a string
118:56
to the lower half
118:58
good lord what else are we doing
119:00
stand up do we i don't know if we have
119:03
to do that maybe i don't know i'll do it
119:05
anyway okay
119:10
wow look at this
119:11
cool
119:15
my [ __ ] bob don't look good though
119:18
there we go
119:23
you should order dominoes in this outfit
119:26
oh my god
119:28
no
119:29
oh my god i like it with the skirt me
119:31
too
119:32
jesus well number one i wouldn't i don't
119:34
order dominoes i'm losing weight uh
119:37
i'm on a fitness journey trying to be
119:40
more
119:41
physically fit and i don't really want
119:42
to interrupt it um
119:44
this one i've placed one of them wrong
119:46
this one is just not going to work for
119:48
me
119:50
[ __ ] god i hate this
119:54
you need high heels
119:58
put more tissues
120:00
hold on
120:03
interesting conundrum what the [ __ ]
120:04
happened there okay
120:06
uh get a burrito that's not a healthy
120:08
food
120:10
anyway someone ordered a pizza no
120:12
uh next stream should try the green
120:14
bikini oh i have that [ __ ]
120:16
cute
120:18
oh uh what should i i forgot what i was
120:20
doing uh
120:21
i don't think we need
120:22
heels right
120:24
right right do you have fishnets i do
120:27
own fishnets
120:29
i don't know if this would look good in
120:30
fishnets
120:33
i do have fishnets
120:36
uh needs heels
120:41
okay
120:43
i can get i have fish nets technically
120:46
no carbs well i'm not going zero carbs
120:48
but i'm going i'm i just have like a a
120:50
really nice meal that i like to make and
120:52
it's not like a diet that i'm running
120:54
anything i just i just managed to cook
120:56
one really good dish that's like
120:59
really good for me anyway
121:01
heels would not match i mean
121:04
i guess they technically would i have
121:06
sandal heels
121:08
you need sandals in this outfit i have
121:09
sandal heels john sent me some sandal
121:11
heels i think they're over there
121:13
yeah see them
121:15
yeah see the like brown color ones over
121:17
there they're like that the sandal heals
121:19
the uh it's called a monokini oh okay
121:22
sorry i didn't get my
121:23
i didn't get my things right anyway uh
121:27
fishnets where the [ __ ] are they hold on
121:30
i have them am i gonna [ __ ] bend over
121:32
on the ground to grab them no give me a
121:33
minute
121:34
i know where they are it's kind of
121:36
they're on the ground somewhere
121:39
[ __ ]
121:43
where the [ __ ] are they
121:49
found him okay [ __ ] this okay i'm gonna
121:51
do all right let's do some
121:54
let's do some fishnets boys
121:56
oh my god the door
121:59
sandal hills
122:00
oh my god wait they've got [ __ ] oh my
122:02
god i'm a gremlin
122:04
oh that's [ __ ] why didn't i
122:08
dude fishnets are such like a trip to
122:11
figure out which way they're like rolled
122:13
up in
122:14
why am i so dumb
122:17
okay there we go
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uh
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i think this is fine no it's not
122:23
it's such a trip like i'm trying to like
122:25
figure out if what's inside out and
122:28
what's the in what's the outside and
122:30
[ __ ] good lord swimsuit with fishnets is
122:33
kind of yeah okay
122:35
no one wears fishnets in a swimsuit
122:38
no [ __ ] no one wears a skirt in a
122:40
swimsuit no one wears bright pink makeup
122:43
and go
122:45
at a gaming setup
122:47
and wearing a swimsuit and a skirt
122:49
there's a lot of things that people
122:50
don't do
122:52
anyway
122:54
people do though okay well listen twitch
122:56
streamers do it people don't know teddy
123:00
room no how do you think i was able to
123:02
just find swimsuits
123:05
fishnet's poor choice with a bikini
123:07
hills with no fishnets okay [ __ ] what do
123:09
you want what do you want i want to vote
123:11
oh
123:13
fishnet with swimsuit is big kuma vibe i
123:16
think just heels would do good smile you
123:18
could also get the femme sunglasses
123:21
okay
123:22
[ __ ] this i'm doing a poll chat i need
123:24
you
123:28
this be the messiest corridor ever
123:31
that's well okay it's just a bunch of
123:33
dresses hung up on that i think that
123:34
blue thing's a pillow no that's the prom
123:36
dress
123:37
uh
123:42
okay
123:43
there we go um
123:46
go
123:47
go go do the thing go vote go do the
123:49
thing go vote
123:52
all right i'll let i'll leave it up to
123:54
chat whatever chat decides we will
123:56
finish next only heals pog manly man
123:58
moment
124:02
damn my ego took such a big hit oh
124:04
that's cold
124:06
my ego took such a big hit when i tried
124:08
to do a pull-up while i was in spain
124:10
i figured i could do a
124:12
i figured i could do
124:14
a pull-up i cannot do a pull-up fishnets
124:16
and heels okay that's like the majority
124:18
70 of the vote
124:19
all right well either way that's fine it
124:21
may end up looking good
124:25
uh i'd say chat you suck
124:28
no upper body shut up there i do have
124:31
like i am like
124:32
i do have upper body strength right but
124:35
it's like it's not enough that it i can
124:37
do
124:38
monkey bars anymore
124:41
i like to bribe the pole towards fishnet
124:44
i'm already doing it you i'm i'm doing
124:46
it now
124:47
the poll is already 75 of the vote all
124:49
right
124:51
chat horny chat
124:54
okay legs are too heavy thighs too thick
124:57
to do a pull-up
124:59
that's a good tweak thighs too thick to
125:01
do a pull-up sad face crying emoji all
125:04
right one sec i got to do this real
125:05
quick
125:06
i like john's sunglasses idea
125:09
i mean which ones there's the red one oh
125:12
no you mean the ones in spain the actual
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uh girls sunglasses that i accidentally
125:16
got
125:17
um because i can also do that i guess
125:22
all right
125:26
[ __ ] okay it is oh [ __ ] okay let me grab
125:29
where did i put the sunglasses though
125:32
i don't remember where i would have had
125:33
them okay what was that
127:04
okay
127:08
hey boys
127:10
so i've got uh everything
127:13
i also have got these sunglasses do you
127:15
prefer these
127:20
now this is pog champ now i also have
127:22
the other ones
127:24
i also have the you know the
127:26
women's sunglasses that i thought were
127:28
men's sunglasses but uh technically
127:29
women's sunglasses according to you
127:31
uh
127:33
chairs chair has to go for a minute i'm
127:34
grabbing the uh the sandal heels
127:37
all right
127:39
why
127:41
wait what
127:43
okay thank you why
127:46
what the [ __ ]
127:48
oh my god
127:50
why
127:54
the [ __ ]
127:56
by the way i just want you to know
127:59
that
128:00
during the course of this stream i
128:02
started off the stream
128:04
with unkempt hair
128:06
and a black shirt on
128:08
and due to just letting you just dress
128:11
me up for an entire stream i now i'm now
128:14
in a bikini heels fishnet
128:17
a skirt stick on boobs and bimbo makeup
128:21
that's how this is now is this is just
128:24
what you get
128:25
oh [ __ ] it it was 4 20 69. oh damn oh
128:28
that's why [ __ ] okay thanks cape
128:32
uh some golfer made outfit cleaning i've
128:35
done that once and it wasn't that great
128:37
[Music]
128:41
hey chat wouldn't a sarong be better
128:43
than a skirt oh and don't tell rose that
128:46
i made a twitch and twitter crap crap
128:49
crap she is back i already know it's on
128:51
me
128:53
wouldn't it be better uh
128:55
wouldn't uh so wrong
128:57
what a sarong
129:00
hold on
129:01
so wrong
129:05
oh okay i've seen these this is just a
129:06
beach towel wrapped around you
129:08
this is a this is a whole thing that has
129:11
a name
129:12
okay i thought it's just a towel
129:15
this this thing can i show this yes
129:18
this thing
129:20
[ __ ] yeah this is what i would look like
129:24
i mean i do look like this though mainly
129:26
i don't have the towel and i don't have
129:28
the flip-flops but like mainly that's
129:30
that's a pretty good uh idea of what my
129:32
body's like if you haven't seen me
129:33
shirtless
129:35
your natural role
129:38
yeah
129:39
anyway oh my god
129:42
that's for men though you're a woman
129:47
finn started the stream dominant and
129:49
infertile and ended up becoming
129:50
submissive submissive and breathable as
129:52
always okay
129:55
okay
129:56
a little rude
130:00
[Music]
130:04
how's the voice practice are you
130:06
slacking or procrastinating because you
130:08
do that on everything else but in this
130:11
case there won't be any change if you
130:13
don't do it
130:20
oh by the way this is the swimsuit that
130:21
i'm wearing
130:23
this is the swimsuit that i'm wearing um
130:26
it's this honestly you know what's kind
130:29
of odd about it it's not all that
130:31
flattering and i it looked fine on it
130:33
and i think but it's not all that
130:34
flattering of a swimsuit weird like
130:37
180 euros
130:41
but it's all right anyway
130:43
uh so you so uh have you officially
130:46
become a girl where you've been a girl
130:47
for the past six months what is your
130:49
opinion on uk garage
130:51
i love rudy mental
130:53
the band like the garage music i'm not
130:57
personally a fan uh it's not exactly my
131:00
like you know it's not exactly my taste
131:02
but did anyone hit on you while you were
131:05
getting white girl wasted with meow
131:07
riser in spain um
131:10
i didn't get white girl wasted sadly
131:12
i've like i've got makeup on my hand and
131:14
then like i've clearly just [ __ ] up
131:16
the top of this bikini uh or swimsuit
131:18
but the um
131:20
dude we got drunk in like the room
131:23
because there was a [ __ ] pool there
131:24
was like a deck that you could look out
131:26
over the scenery it was way better to
131:27
have stuff on like uh to drink there so
131:30
much better um and no everyone's just
131:32
kind of minding their own business in
131:34
spain and speaking spanish
131:36
and also you know i'm i'm not like i'm
131:38
not dressing up like this fully every
131:40
time i go out i'm like in
131:43
i i'd say subdued subdued bob's sticking
131:46
out yeah i know i'm i'd say i'm like in
131:48
a more subdued outfit usually
131:54
anyway
131:57
you have been wait have you ever thought
131:59
about voice trolling in vr chat if i
132:01
could do a voice yeah you know i could
132:03
do that but my voice is not feminine so
132:06
i and i can't do a female voice so i
132:09
while the thought has crossed my mind it
132:10
is impossible
132:14
a subdued outfit
132:16
what does that even mean
132:20
guys can't be submissive what do you
132:21
mean
132:22
oh sub do it subdued subdued
132:25
nice
132:27
it's impossible all guys are dominant
132:30
femdum what's that i've never heard of
132:32
that
132:32
uh or where's your where's your voice
132:34
training at ah it's [ __ ] it shut up i
132:37
went to an interview like a [ __ ]
132:40
first session where they told me
132:42
basically what i'd be doing and that's
132:43
it nothing insane
132:47
10
132:52
okay
132:58
god
133:00
[ __ ]
133:02
boys
133:03
what the [ __ ]
133:05
uh
133:05
i just gotta do it another ten times yay
133:10
that was [ __ ] fast man okay do you
133:12
wanna see the shoes
133:13
here's the shoes
133:17
not bad
133:18
john john sent me these but they're
133:20
really quite tall uh they're all right
133:23
though
133:24
i got my leg up pretty high there
133:27
do they go with the outfit
133:28
if they were black they really would but
133:30
these these go all right actually i do
133:32
have taste in shoes they have good shoes
133:35
uh
133:36
finn how much money to get top surgery
133:37
you mean to get like fake fake tits
133:40
uh fake bobs like
133:42
implants um
133:45
i think my number was like it depends
133:48
how long for if it was for like a year
133:50
it'd be like
133:51
a million
133:53
i'd say nah [ __ ]
133:55
like [ __ ]
134:00
i do it for 500k after taxes i don't
134:03
know how much that is before
134:05
i thought it was 5 million
134:06
you said 300k
134:08
if it's after taxes
134:10
[ __ ] 300k is really low though that's if
134:13
it's after taxes sure
134:15
but like that is a low amount to me
134:19
for a year for for forever it'd be like
134:23
it'd be
134:25
[ __ ]
134:26
well
134:27
[ __ ]
134:28
okay let's say instead of forever
134:30
because listen 50 year old man is not
134:31
going to look good with him let's say
134:33
like 10 years it'd be like
134:36
5 million or something
134:39
i do it for five million
134:41
[Music]
134:47
if an american billionaire asked for
134:49
your hand in marriage yes with the
134:50
requirement of having to transition
134:52
fully into a female complete with sexual
134:55
reassignment surgery would you do it
134:58
note you have to sign a prenuptial
135:00
agreement
135:01
no
135:03
what oh [ __ ] thanks for the thanks for
135:04
the raid sylvia sylvia it is sylvia
135:06
thanks for the rates over here i thought
135:07
there was an extra eye in your name
135:08
likes olivia
135:10
salivia thank you uh thanks for the raid
135:13
um thank you but that yeah hey raiders
135:16
welcome to my stream i'm in a bikini i'm
135:18
at the beach apparently can you run from
135:22
thank you
135:23
uh i've been i've been working at it a
135:25
lot um but no basically i think that if
135:28
a [ __ ] american billionaire
135:34
do i get to keep the pp
135:36
and does it still work
135:40
do i get to pick keep the pp and does it
135:42
still work
135:43
as part of this agreement
135:47
but i know i'm also assuming married to
135:49
a billionaire doesn't mean just married
135:51
to a billionaire it means that you can
135:52
kind of you're basically also a
135:54
billionaire for when you're for when
135:56
you're with them
135:58
yes yes pp i'm gonna go with yes pp
136:04
it still would make [ __ ]
136:08
but no prenup wait but wait what's a
136:10
prenup
136:11
a prenup is like when you break up you
136:13
don't get it right you don't get
136:14
anything
136:17
that's kind of bs though
136:20
ah but like [ __ ] then someone else is
136:22
like in control of your finances and
136:24
[ __ ]
136:25
[ __ ] man
136:38
probably not
136:40
american billionaire is less than uk
136:42
billion keep that in mind well yeah no
136:44
[ __ ] but it's not that much less and
136:47
also
136:48
700 million is still a lot of money um
136:52
it's enough that like you can
136:53
essentially do whatever you want
136:55
wherever you want forever right like
136:58
that's that's the amount of money that
136:59
is
137:00
um you can influence government with
137:03
that amount of money so it's you know
137:07
finster in a chastity belt holy [ __ ] i'm
137:10
still waiting until someone sends me a
137:12
solid steel he built
137:15
like from the from like the medieval
137:17
movies and [ __ ] that would be cool
137:20
chastity cages are a little bit more
137:21
creepy i've been sent a few of those
137:23
and they're more just like dick shaped
137:25
things but everyone keeps sending me
137:27
size small ones
137:29
so [ __ ] you all by the way
137:32
how many hills do you have right now i
137:34
have around 55 pairs holy [ __ ] less than
137:37
10
137:38
no maybe 10. it's close to 10
137:41
with all without keys
137:43
but they still fit they do not they
137:45
wouldn't fit i can tell elon musk is
137:48
single now
137:49
just saying
137:50
oh well okay
137:52
right
137:53
that's a caveat though if it's elon musk
137:56
the answer's yes
138:00
it would be a no
138:02
unless the billionaire is elon musk
138:05
in which case it would be a yes because
138:08
you know for a fact i'd be the first one
138:10
on that [ __ ] spaceship if i had the
138:12
opportunity
138:14
you know what i mean he broke up with
138:15
grimes oh yeah yeah
138:19
but still if it was elon
138:21
okay he is
138:31
uh i'm wearing this
138:32
um there's uh
138:36
i'm wearing a bikini and heels oh my
138:38
[ __ ] god i'm wearing all this [ __ ]
138:41
and it's kind of hard to walk in a
138:42
little bit
138:44
i forgot how tall these heels were uh
138:47
late coomers
138:48
uh i guess i got to be a billionaire
138:50
true
138:51
i mean
138:53
to ah the the prenup thing's getting me
138:56
no i don't think i would elongate the
138:58
u.s it isn't true but the uh i don't
139:00
think i would now's your chance tweety
139:02
one i think that like the amount of
139:04
money you'd need to get to
139:06
[Music]
139:09
fam
139:10
i mean [ __ ]
139:11
that's a [ __ ] tough question though
139:14
because like what if you get
139:16
insane what if you get screwed over and
139:19
he just like breaks up with you
139:21
i'm assuming he i didn't actually i
139:23
didn't actually wait is it a woman
139:26
wait is it a woman that changes [ __ ]
139:28
everything
139:30
woman billionaire i can't think of a
139:32
woman billionaire besides jk rowling
139:34
she'd be insufferable but like a woman
139:39
so finn's sexuality and gender got a
139:42
weak point and it's elon it seems yeah
139:47
jeff bezos ex-wife oh [ __ ] melinda gates
139:50
okay wait if it's a woman that changes a
139:53
lot that changes all of the things you
139:55
get panicky and try to cover up you just
139:58
seem more like a girl
139:59
guys don't need to cover up on twitch
140:01
because they're guys
140:10
don't say that to me
140:15
[ __ ]
140:16
i mean yeah but that's not like a that's
140:18
that's just a tos thing billy eilish is
140:21
not a billionaire
140:22
the uh
140:24
what if i'm really into watching yeah i
140:25
was gonna say okay right if the if if
140:28
the billionaire wants me to
140:30
be married to them and they're a woman
140:32
but they want me to be a woman for the
140:34
whole part of it
140:36
and pp still work
140:38
then yes
140:39
but if it's a guy and there's a prenup
140:42
no
140:43
that's my that's my thing
140:45
that's my that's my cutoff line
140:48
[ __ ]
140:51
and pp still work yeah but i need i need
140:54
pp i don't think there's anyone that's
140:55
like there's no one i would date for the
140:57
lack of my dick
140:59
that's that's that's my that's my hard
141:03
it's my hard cut off point that i'm
141:06
it's my that's my line
141:08
uh that
141:09
i wouldn't cross
141:11
go hit up oprah
141:13
she's old i guess a billionaire they're
141:15
all kind of old there's no like young
141:17
billionaires besides like
141:18
kylie jenner [ __ ] if it was kylie jenner
141:22
what the [ __ ]
141:26
[Music]
141:28
funny
141:29
thank you thank you
141:31
how nice of you
141:33
uh do you know snow sos i don't you're
141:36
the woman
141:37
wait uh you're the woman even in the
141:39
bedroom oh yeah no i i'm factoring that
141:41
in i'd still do it if it was a billion
141:43
dollars
141:44
six months yeah
141:48
then being old is not a bad thing
141:51
but no prenup
141:53
wait does it every time in streams i get
141:55
a new sub anniversary
141:57
this is [ __ ] yeah this is like a uh this
142:01
is like
142:01
the
142:02
hardest one
142:04
off point a
142:06
exactly uh
142:11
how do boobs they aren't good boobs like
142:13
i wish i could have done these better
142:15
but i [ __ ] the thing broke
142:18
is that a lot
142:20
maybe
142:22
eight months it is one month away and we
142:24
have a child together
142:26
the dirk is easier to maintain less
142:28
infections ah ah gross and yes but still
142:32
it's not necessarily a it's not a
142:34
[ __ ]
142:35
what's it called it's not a uh
142:38
i gotta think about my survivability
142:40
it's not that it's that i i don't know i
142:42
have a connection with it i would like
142:44
to keep it
142:46
time to buy a new strapless bra i have
142:48
many strapless bras i just don't
142:50
like any of them they're all shitty
142:53
uh
142:56
you would not last minute with jenna
142:58
what does that even mean
143:01
what does that even mean
143:03
it's a requirement what is no anyway
143:05
this is the i need more different
143:07
hypotheticals i need different
143:08
hypotheticals i've answered this one i
143:10
need a better one time to buy a good
143:12
strapless bra well no i mean the sheer
143:14
concept of a strapless bra the way they
143:16
have to work is they have to be very
143:17
tight and like have like rubbery stuff
143:19
and then just not it's not they're just
143:20
not it you know
143:22
strapless bras as a concept are not
143:23
great ryan reynolds
143:25
i don't get the hype ryan reynolds he's
143:28
an attractive guy sure i see it would i
143:30
date ryan reynolds no because i mean
143:33
listen he's not
143:35
i okay listen i need to i need to
143:38
be in with the guys of course everyone
143:40
[ __ ] ryan reynolds once
143:42
sure every human being on earth
143:45
but
143:47
you know you wouldn't you wouldn't go
143:48
long term with ryan reynolds i don't
143:50
think
143:51
i think he'd you know they'd get
143:52
annoying after a while he'd be spat and
143:54
deadpool lines too much
143:56
be really cool for the first like month
143:59
are you doing p.o box
144:02
oh [ __ ] that's a good idea i have i have
144:04
a few left
144:08
uh buy a strapless brat up put your own
144:10
padding in his comfort and fair enough i
144:12
have i have a bunch of po boxes do you
144:13
want to do that why are people saying
144:14
seikuna
144:18
multiple people i don't know
144:20
uh
144:21
do it okay stuff stuffs only message in
144:24
chat for the last like hour has been do
144:26
it
144:29
finish off the bo boxes back
144:31
i don't want more thongs though anyway
144:33
okay brb i've gotta go grab po boxes and
144:36
if i fall i don't wanna die
144:38
so i've got an idea
144:42
hmm voice update there is no update i
144:44
haven't had the second session yet
144:46
[ __ ]
144:48
can i get the heels off to go grab to go
144:50
grab boxes as much as i think i'm good
144:52
at walking in heels i mean [ __ ] it i can
144:54
try it as much as i think i'm good at
144:56
walking i'll try it for one run if it
144:59
doesn't work out it don't work out buddy
145:02
bye-bye oh my god damn looking good
145:04
there
145:05
all right
145:11
14 months
145:13
woo
146:10
[Music]
146:12
okay
146:15
okay
146:17
okay
146:22
hi
146:24
there's a lot of boxes i think
146:26
this is most of them um
146:29
there's like two big ones more
146:32
this will be how the stream is from now
146:34
on by the way
146:36
all right oh this one looks really good
146:37
over here i like this one right here i'm
146:39
i'm into this
146:41
uh this is a really good gift
146:46
all right let's um drop these carefully
146:50
that was careful
146:52
oh
146:53
what the [ __ ]
146:55
this one's got a wax seal on it
146:58
cool okay this one's first
147:00
oh okay
147:05
when do we get mashed potatoes and beans
147:07
if you're trying to cut down ryan
147:08
reynolds long term i can't trust you
147:10
dude capper
147:12
bro
147:14
listen
147:16
the concept of dating ryan reynolds
147:17
sounds a lot better in your head than
147:19
getting [ __ ] in the ass by ryan
147:21
reynolds
147:23
because listen
147:24
i don't know whether you can tell but
147:27
ryan reynolds does not give me bottom
147:29
energy you know what i mean
147:33
also no shot he's not dating other
147:35
people you know he's ryan reynolds he's
147:37
gotta be
147:39
what the [ __ ]
147:42
cool
147:43
okay i've been sent a letter with and
147:46
then
147:47
oh you [ __ ]
147:50
just
147:52
so much glitter
147:54
just like
147:56
can you tell no that just so much
147:58
[ __ ] glitter
148:00
just so much glitter
148:02
okay
148:03
uh some rose
148:05
48 hour moisturizer wowie
148:08
wow i do have a moisturizer but i'll
148:10
keep it just in case uh moisturizing
148:13
emergency strikes the entire back of
148:15
this envelope
148:16
it is very well presented
148:18
but oh my god how can you not see the
148:20
amount of glitter on this
148:22
it's got a [ __ ] flower
148:24
that concept sounds good to ngl kappa
148:27
pride
148:30
getting [ __ ] in the ass by ryan
148:31
reynolds listen if you're a straight guy
148:34
i don't know getting [ __ ] in the espy
148:36
romance doesn't seem that all that great
148:38
to me personally
148:42
he's not
148:44
he's not even that attractive
148:49
how to upset a generation
148:54
anyway uh
148:57
what in the [ __ ]
148:58
okay
149:00
dear oh my god this is long and it's
149:03
[ __ ] best ham writing i've ever seen
149:06
oh
149:09
my birthday is 29th of october how are
149:11
you i have two horses named clover and
149:13
chloe i'm talking i'm taking both of
149:15
them to a horse show championship
149:17
uh
149:19
that i qualified for in october i was
149:21
born female but realized i was
149:22
non-binary oh yeah i've been sorry i'm
149:24
reading like parts of it but it's really
149:26
cool i'm going to set this aside so i
149:27
can read it later because it's a very
149:28
long one um
149:30
they also sent me jokes
149:32
ggs sal watermelon candy pretty pog
149:36
champ
149:37
i'm gonna try one
149:40
screw the diet someone sends me snacks
149:41
i'm gonna try one
149:43
then again
149:48
all wait is this going to make me [ __ ]
149:51
vegan oh god
149:52
hey chat just letting you know you all
149:55
just lost the game again and this is too
149:57
easy
150:01
all right they're not bad
150:03
actually don't mind this
150:05
i don't have another one they're pretty
150:06
good
150:07
all right
150:11
next
150:13
let's see
150:14
oh my god
150:16
beautiful dress it's a bikini and a
150:17
skirt
150:19
a prenuptial agreement is only assurance
150:22
to the billionaire that you wouldn't
150:23
divorce them after getting money and any
150:26
expensive gifts would be yours after a
150:28
divorce also i would i forgot to mention
150:30
the billionaire is a post-op transsexual
150:33
female
150:36
[Music]
150:38
you're adding so many levels to it
150:40
literally brings up ryan reynolds as his
150:43
guy with no one asking reminds me of
150:46
when you researched and then brought up
150:48
a 1 000 cost voice expert and then said
150:51
chat bullied you to apply
150:54
ah what they did in all fairness
150:57
i said i'd do it if oh my god what the
150:58
[ __ ] is this i said i'd do it if uh
151:01
they'd shut up about it and they did it
151:02
because they would shut up about it
151:06
is this okay it's underwear the uh it
151:08
took me a minute what the [ __ ] it's
151:09
see-through what's the point of
151:11
underwear if it's see-through
151:14
what's the point of underwear if it's
151:15
see-through chat please
151:17
explain
151:22
what's the [ __ ] point
151:26
for that would be a sin chat so it can't
151:29
be
151:30
if it was for sex and for kinky time it
151:32
would be a sin
151:33
and therefore that's not true
151:39
i will keep
151:40
them
151:42
is it a thong
151:45
it's a thong
151:47
[ __ ]
151:49
ugh
151:50
please wear them on stream you wouldn't
151:52
be able to tell if i did wear them if
151:55
i could be wearing a pair just like that
151:57
right now you wouldn't know i could be
151:59
wearing no underwear i could be wearing
152:01
five pairs of underwear
152:03
you wouldn't know what's the point okay
152:07
uh this thing oh [ __ ] trash file
152:10
making one uh there's a letter i think
152:13
there is a letter okay a moya okay for
152:15
use
152:16
for use in your hot room what
152:19
for use in your hot room use
152:21
with any bob size except velma slash
152:24
maximum bob unless
152:26
hot room
152:29
what does that mean
152:37
wait
152:38
wait a second are these [ __ ] the tick
152:41
tock leggings but a bra
152:44
it's the same material it's the [ __ ]
152:46
tick tock leggings but with a bra
152:48
it's a sports bra really oh your room is
152:51
always hot oh
152:52
thank you
152:56
okay cool they're quite big actually
152:59
this is quite a large
153:03
dude it's the same [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i
153:05
don't have a pair of black leggings
153:07
though to go with them but i only have
153:09
like a
153:10
pink pair i have a pink pair and a gray
153:12
pair you've got the gray pair i guess
153:16
okay oh my [ __ ] god where i should
153:18
and i can i will throw short people
153:25
that's funny is it really that is quite
153:27
good
153:29
okay
153:30
next package hold on i mean like i
153:32
didn't cut this right
153:34
there we go
153:35
oh it's a gift the see-through thong is
153:37
props for your wedding with the
153:38
billionaire
153:41
oh wait now that's another caveat do i
153:43
have to wear the see-through thumb now
153:44
it goes down a little bit of how much i
153:46
want to do it okay what is the [ __ ] is
153:49
what what in the [ __ ] is this let me
153:50
read the note on this though it's from
153:52
john hey another practical gift
153:54
these are women so don't freak out chat
153:56
or don't freak out chat uh the black one
153:59
is xl and the grey one is l i'm not xl
154:01
so i hope i hope they fit and you can
154:03
try that one as fast unless they're for
154:04
baggy clothes
154:06
how are you doing finn and do you have
154:08
super high heels still i i have these on
154:10
do you consider okay hold on women do
154:13
you consider these super high heels
154:18
yes or no
154:20
do you consider those super high or are
154:22
they just heels
154:25
ah [ __ ] yeah pajamas they feel like
154:28
pajama bottoms they're definitely pajama
154:30
bottoms they're thin as all hell
154:33
but john i can't [ __ ] wear him yet i
154:36
feel like you're just taunting me at
154:37
this point the joggers ah i mean they're
154:40
really thin though
154:42
yeah they're really thin i'd use these
154:44
as pajamas just because they are very
154:46
thin if i if i want
154:48
john if i wore like black underwear in
154:51
this you'd see the underwear
154:53
they're very thin
154:57
i'm a hundred percent these are these
154:59
are pajamas
155:00
uh when i sent them we weren't in skirts
155:02
and dresses month ah okay
155:03
something tos in the po box
155:05
uh mostly saying no but there's a good
155:07
split like it's like i'd say it's
155:10
60 40.
155:13
interesting
155:15
go vote chat okay
155:17
let's see well this one's not gonna be
155:18
because it's from john
155:22
hold on
155:23
okay
155:26
i have louis baton heels
155:28
wow maybe i should get some what did you
155:30
guys say normal heels is three to four
155:32
inches
155:33
uh
155:34
[Music]
155:36
wait it's not three to four inch in
155:38
angle and there's a two to three inch
155:41
platform that's pretty tall for a
155:43
platform but i guess so
155:47
all right
155:48
what the [ __ ] is this
155:52
what is this
155:53
oh wait they're more joggers these are
155:55
joggers though
155:57
sweet they're very big though
155:59
what the [ __ ]
156:04
okay
156:05
they're women's
156:08
right
156:10
i don't think they're like i think
156:11
they're just unisex
156:13
and that's mainly how that works they
156:15
look pretty cool though
156:18
they look pretty cool i like them
156:20
they they're the xl was not sure and yes
156:22
women's they're definitely unisex but
156:25
you know
156:25
it has pockets pog it has a zip pocket
156:28
which looks pretty cool actually
156:30
hell yeah that's not a bad zip
156:33
[ __ ] holy [ __ ] they have pockets it
156:35
can't be women's
156:38
okay i'll pop those over there
156:40
they're good too i don't know they are
156:41
like
156:43
large though so we'll see i'll try them
156:44
on
156:45
weirdly enough i'm
156:48
definitely
156:49
medium hips like i'm like 30 inch waist
156:52
you know or 30 inch sorry 30 inch uh
156:54
what's it called in trouser size
156:56
and i don't know what that means money
156:58
to the queen himself
157:01
next package women's clothing never have
157:02
pockets they do they just they're just
157:04
fake uh they just have like the lining
157:06
there for pockets and nothing else
157:08
what in the [ __ ] why okay hold on let me
157:10
read the note
157:12
john again hey finn i hope they suit you
157:14
auntie pajama collection which i don't
157:16
own many of like two uh i don't know why
157:19
i have why i keep doing this uh to
157:21
myself when i
157:23
when the display i said so much time and
157:24
effort shipping is still taking dust
157:27
okay listen john it's fine pajamas
157:30
what the [ __ ]
157:31
oh my god they're trousers what the [ __ ]
157:33
they have pockets
157:35
chat you've been proof wrong but [ __ ]
157:37
tiny pockets look at that
157:39
it's like three fingers worth of pocket
157:43
are these like high-waisted pajamas
157:47
okay
157:49
cool i now have high-waisted pajamas
157:52
women those are women's jiggle pants
157:55
how's texture
157:56
well it's there's no texture on it but i
157:58
like i mean you mean like like design
158:01
cool it's like elephants and stuff
158:02
neat
158:04
neat i like them they're soft
158:06
i mean are they oh yeah they are soft
158:10
little pocket that you can tell they're
158:11
women's when they have tiny pockets not
158:14
raspy and [ __ ] uh no not really i mean
158:17
they're like
158:19
okay
158:20
when it's like i don't know it's a
158:21
material that i don't entirely know to
158:23
name
158:24
is this from you i've been sorry about
158:26
the amount of glitter in the letter i
158:27
tried to make the white seal like oh
158:29
dude the wax still look cool as hell
158:31
i'll get that in my next one no no i'm
158:33
[ __ ] with you the uh it was it was
158:34
fine it was just it got on my hands but
158:37
it was nice i liked it oh my god i'm
158:39
guessing there's another pair in here
158:43
women clothes have pockets i swear
158:47
mostly
158:48
okay it's the it's another one of the
158:50
same thing
158:51
but it's black this time hell yeah
158:53
not bad more pajamas uh i clipped your
158:57
fangirl segment and posted it into the
158:58
discord is that from uh right ryan alley
159:02
nice
159:03
oh [ __ ]
159:05
oh my god this seems like it's gonna be
159:07
a [ __ ] legal letter doesn't it like
159:10
look at this
159:11
oh [ __ ] i'm gonna get served man i'm
159:14
gonna this is a restraining order i can
159:16
tell
159:19
[ __ ]
159:22
i can tell this is a function
159:25
i can tell this is a restraining order
159:27
you can just oh it's a letter okay it's
159:29
a very big letter i'm trying not to cut
159:30
it i'm trying to be really careful
159:33
without ripping it open or anything
159:35
oh [ __ ]
159:38
okay
159:39
all right
159:47
okay
159:49
we're good
159:52
huh
159:55
[Music]
159:58
hey hi ryan ali b let's get the donors
160:02
moving again what is this
160:20
what the hell
160:22
this is like a multi-stage
160:27
what the [ __ ] is going on
160:30
it's all right it opens up in all caps
160:33
in all red
160:34
dear rose slash fenster and did two
160:36
different turns
160:38
my god man four exclamation points what
160:41
in the hell were you thinking of when
160:43
your pink stained lips spewed forth the
160:45
bovine
160:46
scotology disparaging our canned cheese
160:50
oh my god that's a [ __ ] great
160:52
sentence that i didn't understand on the
160:53
first read
160:57
support
160:59
you alone bear responsibility on our
161:01
broad shelf on your broad shoulders for
161:03
what you what is about to transpire not
161:07
only remarks of our gift to mankind but
161:10
also your remarks towards boomers
161:12
i what the [ __ ] it's not a fan fiction i
161:15
thought it was
161:17
or maybe
161:20
oh my god okay i'll read a bit of it but
161:22
this is like
161:24
you know
161:25
pages uh it's like a
161:28
like you know like it's a lot of paper
161:31
uh
161:33
excuse me for a moment yes granny got it
161:36
thanks for the cookies sorry about the
161:37
interruption granny bought me some of
161:39
the delicious sugar molasses cookies
161:41
that informed us even if you're about to
161:43
waste
161:44
someone it's no excuse
161:46
excellent stream
161:48
it's a [ __ ] five-page roast
161:52
i think this is all a roast
161:56
i'm like skipping and it's like it's
161:57
still going
162:01
i think
162:07
i feel like it's going to end in your
162:09
mum joke
162:10
there's a number he page numbered it
162:14
what the [ __ ] is going on
162:18
we challenge you i've skipped we
162:20
challenge you to show one instance of
162:21
tea and crumpets mentioned in any
162:23
communications from the international
162:25
space station
162:26
i dude this is such a trip like one page
162:29
just goes like
162:31
uh
162:34
what the [ __ ]
162:37
he like describes how he saw me for the
162:40
first time and then carries on how
162:42
america's better
162:44
and then
162:45
what the [ __ ] is going on
162:48
that last page though
162:51
what is the last page it's a map
162:54
about
162:55
cheese or something
162:57
2020 presidential election by country
163:00
red is conservative blue is liberal
163:03
and then he's pointed a little bit of
163:05
the map
163:09
what but then biden won i'm confusion
163:12
okay
163:13
alaska is conservative all right
163:17
anyway
163:18
what is this about though i'm so
163:20
confused
163:23
and then everyone and then
163:25
oh [ __ ] that
163:27
together strong thanks for 100 but then
163:30
it ends with
163:31
ps
163:32
you would have made a great addition to
163:34
the dream smp
163:38
what
163:46
our take on dream is that he's he's like
163:48
the high school boy that learns a few
163:49
chords on the guitar and goes to a
163:51
middle school party
163:53
and tries to impress the eighth graders
163:55
pretty smart guy though
163:57
and that's how it ends
164:03
what
164:07
sure you have some simps or pegging that
164:08
needs tending to good lord hope we don't
164:11
have to explain that to grandma
164:14
what the [ __ ] i dude
164:17
it goes so every page is a new
164:21
just
164:23
piece of art genuinely
164:27
what the [ __ ]
164:30
i can't physically go through this all
164:33
i skipped randomly and i just see pissed
164:35
drinking testosterone-driven rage
164:37
hooligan
164:38
what is this [ __ ] letter dude i'd
164:41
love to read this for the rest of the
164:42
stream but what the
164:44
[ __ ] so confused
164:48
okay next
164:50
what on earth and then hold on he sends
164:53
a letter
164:55
no it's another thing he
164:57
what
165:00
canned cheese is indefensible but
165:02
amazing letter whoever sent that and she
165:05
sends me 50 bucks
165:09
on a blank piece of paper
165:13
what the [ __ ] it's crisp too there's not
165:15
a single
165:16
it almost makes me feel like it's fake
165:18
because it's so perfect
165:22
i couldn't tell all right there we go
165:24
it's my 50 note that i now have from
165:26
grandma probably
165:28
what the [ __ ] can't even use it i know
165:30
it's
165:31
such a dick
165:34
what the [ __ ] i gotta use it i'm in
165:35
england
165:36
oh my god
165:38
straight from the bank yeah okay cool
165:43
uh
165:44
put pic on reddit i haven't read it i
165:46
haven't read the uh the thing yet i have
165:48
no idea if it's any
165:51
[ __ ] anyway i don't know what's in there
165:53
okay
165:55
for use oh wait moya said again for use
165:57
in your hot room does wonders for your
165:59
cake dark color so you don't have to
166:01
tuck oh
166:03
wait
166:03
wait
166:04
wait a moya
166:08
wait
166:09
holy [ __ ]
166:10
is it could it be
166:12
oh my god they're booty shots i thought
166:14
they'd be leggings
166:16
they're the tick tock underwear but oh
166:19
sorry they're the tick tock leggings but
166:20
they're they're they're shorts and
166:22
they're black and they go with this
166:26
when we hit 5k on the goal
166:31
my god
166:32
put them on dude i'm very comfortable in
166:34
my skirt here um okay deal oh you hit 5k
166:38
sure
166:39
um but oh my god wait what the [ __ ] this
166:42
is a really big package but it's way
166:43
lighter than i thought it'd be like you
166:45
know it's a light package
166:47
i spoke too soon i disagree
166:49
oh
166:50
[ __ ]
166:52
can you do me a favor and ban jason from
166:54
your discord ty
166:57
number one jason hater
167:00
jason the mod yes oh my god he's awful
167:02
i don't know anyone stanza
167:04
[Music]
167:05
oh okay
167:07
what the [ __ ]
167:18
it's a horn
167:21
oh
167:24
what the hell
167:28
what the [ __ ]
167:31
oh it's one of these wait a second isn't
167:33
this like a drinking thing
167:36
like a flask you hold it like it's
167:38
liquid water again
167:41
hey you've got another thousand dollars
167:42
to go good luck
167:44
um
167:45
it's like for drinking out of right a
167:46
viking mug a mead horn
167:49
[ __ ] yeah i don't know what meat is it's
167:51
got dust on the inside
167:53
oh hi john
167:54
for the booty shorts looks like meat is
167:57
back on the menu boys
167:58
simps together strong hell yeah
168:03
wait but i should tuck in them there's
168:05
no even if i got it i should tuck in
168:06
them
168:08
i mean i think you guys prefer tucked
168:10
rather than untucked
168:12
right
168:13
right
168:15
meat is honey alcohol
168:17
what that sounds [ __ ] nice as hell
168:20
like honey jack daniels
168:23
fermented honey wait that sounds [ __ ]
168:26
good
168:27
i thought it was like bitter at like
168:28
like worse 5k
168:32
jesus christ
168:34
okay um
168:36
it's a shirt
168:42
epic fail
168:43
why is there just
168:44
what
168:46
is it a crop top
168:48
it's a crop top
168:49
it's so it i mean listen i don't have
168:52
many crop tops and it doesn't look bad
168:54
it just has weird logoing
168:56
prefer untucked really
168:59
nah i like [ __ ] okay
169:03
wrong really okay [ __ ] i kind of want to
169:05
pull can we do a poll wait i want a poll
169:08
because it's sometimes there's
169:10
surprising answers
169:11
chat i want a poll
169:13
try frozen mead that that literally is
169:15
just honey right
169:18
mods i want a poll do they prefer tucked
169:20
or untucked i need to know
169:27
[Music]
169:31
good luck you say
169:41
wait i need a pole i need a pole i need
169:42
a pole
169:44
[Music]
169:48
i wear those same shorts all the time i
169:51
let it all hang out oh my god
170:01
what
170:08
what
170:10
what the [ __ ]
170:12
from amoya uh i don't know if it will
170:14
cut sand polish or drill with this thing
170:17
i don't know if i do a thing maybe
170:19
uh so i didn't get any accessories let
170:21
let me or chat know what you need
170:24
did you get me a [ __ ] dremel
170:30
you got me a goddamn dremel finish him
170:34
oh [ __ ]
170:41
jesus christ
170:44
that was so fast
170:47
let's get the 5k fall what's the type
170:50
thing
170:51
it's mostly no
170:54
[ __ ] okay
170:59
[Music]
171:00
okay thanks for the dremel someone get
171:03
this man opponent holy [ __ ] i got that's
171:05
[ __ ] that's a good tool
171:07
how can i even
171:09
not even a bad model i don't i wouldn't
171:10
know but it's a dremel that's cool
171:13
i've used the dremel before they're
171:14
really neat
171:17
well 5k it is
171:20
ah but i might have been stupid i would
171:23
[ __ ] dude
171:24
how long was that even was that even
171:26
five minutes
171:28
bro
171:31
okay wait what if it doesn't fit though
171:34
what if it doesn't fit though you
171:35
wouldn't then what
171:37
then you'd be very upset i don't know
171:39
let's see
171:41
i wanna know what size this is
171:43
i know that these will fit if they're
171:45
medium they say large
171:47
okay i knew that they'd fit if they were
171:48
medium by the way trousers i'm always a
171:50
medium if it involves shoulders i'm a
171:52
medium or large sorry if it involves
171:54
shoulders i'm a large if it doesn't like
171:56
this medium
171:58
oh [ __ ]
172:00
[ __ ]
172:03
ah [ __ ] okay
172:05
can i have a link for that moya that's
172:07
what someone said in chat
172:09
[ __ ] okay [ __ ] i'll try them on
172:12
right make it fit i'll try them on
172:16
these look like contenders for big
172:18
boober though
172:20
[ __ ] no tuck
172:23
jesus christ
172:26
how far has this gone that it's like
172:28
keep fish nets
172:32
less whining more changing
172:35
you already have them stuck on
172:41
i already have small ones stuck on
172:44
the fishnets go with everything
172:47
[ __ ] god
172:48
okay
172:50
right well i've got to take them off
172:52
temporarily because i put them on over
172:54
the safety shorts
172:57
keep fish notes add booty shots yeah
172:58
yeah i'm aware okay wait but there's
173:02
let me grab fishnets off real quick
173:07
do i do by the chat wait i need another
173:09
poll uh mods do another poll uh fishnets
173:12
yes no
173:16
no it sucks because we want to see bulge
173:18
no [ __ ] um
173:21
right i need you guys to like
173:23
figure out what the [ __ ] you want
173:26
okay let me try these on first like
173:29
under my skirt just in case
173:33
okay well they fit
173:35
they fit okay
173:37
what
173:39
let's see
173:41
vote in the po no no ah fam why do you
173:44
make the polls so many polls for obvious
173:46
answers
173:47
what do you make the polls man
173:54
how do i even stop the poll i have no
173:56
idea
173:58
ah [ __ ] i have no idea how to stop the
173:59
poll
174:00
either way um
174:02
i need to know though i'm now i'm just
174:03
sitting here you wasted my time mod that
174:05
made it i need to know
174:09
bamboozled
174:11
okay let me move my horn
174:14
sorry my horn was in my way uh
174:17
i need to make that point yes stuff
174:19
everyone blame john
174:22
boys how do i even stop the poll i have
174:24
no idea my own chat and i have no idea
174:26
how
174:28
uh
174:29
okay
174:39
okay
174:41
right i'll make a poll
174:44
all right
174:47
yes
174:48
no
174:49
all right go have fun chat vote vote
174:52
again
174:53
give it a sec yeah yeah i did it again
174:55
chat go
174:56
huh
174:58
as somebody who left for a while and
174:59
came back do i talk i'm curious context
175:02
why everyone said no
175:03
i just want to see bulge man that's
175:05
that's it
175:07
i did come at me oh god now stops being
175:10
good lord
175:13
actually okay uh
175:15
fishnets yes okay
175:17
[ __ ] um
175:20
that's a terrible plan
175:22
all right i'm getting changed brb this
175:25
is sorry this is gonna involve a good
175:27
amount of random undressing so just give
175:29
it a minute
175:32
[Music]
175:34
i shouldn't be all that long is part of
175:36
the experience of this stream to set up
175:38
goals to reach and watch finn squirm
175:41
because i walk in here and all i see is
175:43
finn saying it won't happen it happens
175:45
and he does it comfortably despite his
175:47
mild protest it's 35 grand
175:53
also i don't usually set like
175:55
i've dude we've been doing gold month
175:57
goals for so [ __ ] long that like
176:00
there's a calendar for it and [ __ ] now
176:02
they're like this is i've had to make
176:04
peace with it
176:06
but
176:07
you know as soon as like we get to let's
176:10
say like the end of it what the [ __ ]
176:12
oh wait how do i wear this bra um let's
176:15
say as soon as i get to the end of it
176:17
right where it's one month left
176:20
i'm gonna have so much like bs to deal
176:23
with like i'm gonna be so much more
176:25
annoyed than i am because i know it's
176:27
gonna be going on for so long now that i
176:29
have to kind of make peace with it and
176:30
i'm just you know i just gotta go for it
176:32
and do it
176:33
but as soon as soon as it's like
176:36
how long left like uh
176:40
like maybe a month left to go like the
176:41
last month is going to be hell it's
176:44
going to be so [ __ ] torturous
176:47
to try and do that
176:48
all right one sec
176:50
i'm going to grab i don't
176:53
grab a thing
177:21
okay
177:23
all right
177:24
um wait chat are we still in thong week
177:27
i don't think we are right we kind of we
177:29
we
177:30
we did that on the holiday
177:35
the [ __ ]
177:38
all right let's see
177:39
what in the [ __ ] was there another bot
177:41
spam
177:48
this is the front or the back
177:53
oh my god
177:55
you should make a video once girl year
177:57
is over titled i spent a year as a girl
177:59
and here's what happened yes i should
178:02
and also wait girl yeah it's not it's
178:04
not been a year
178:06
uh hey chad i may have to i may have to
178:09
override you on this one and say that
178:11
this is gonna need a tuck
178:14
this is 1 000 gonna require talking
178:19
it's um
178:21
yeah
178:24
okay
178:26
it's like
178:27
yeah no this ain't gonna pass on twitch
178:29
bro
178:33
this is for the uh this is for the
178:35
what's it called the um
178:38
the in the future only fence
178:42
holy [ __ ]
178:52
oh [ __ ]
179:07
oh i'm done
179:09
[ __ ] am i stupid hold on
179:16
it's a special occasion for some reason
179:19
i'm staying in this room i've kept the
179:20
camera off and i'm just gonna talk while
179:22
i'm here
179:23
um so
179:25
hi tell me about your day tell me tell
179:27
me about all the things you did today
179:29
while i do this how are you how's the
179:31
family how's the kids how's the uh
179:35
how's the how's the divorce you know
179:38
tell me about it
179:40
i'm anxious to find out
180:02
okay
180:05
okay
180:06
the divorce is going great apparently
180:08
all of you are having divorces
180:10
which is always fun
180:16
she took what
180:18
she took the weird
180:19
[Music]
180:22
chat needs gigabomb time
180:27
gigabonk
180:30
okay well i mean
180:32
i tucked uh it's fine it's not
180:36
i don't think i did it that well thanks
180:38
to you i realized i am trans and bye
180:40
thank you so much smile ah oh yeah
180:44
i don't think i did this that well
180:46
so there's
180:48
there's minor bulge but i am tucked um
180:52
okay when i say minor
180:55
i didn't mean minor what the [ __ ]
180:58
okay
180:59
uh when i said minor i meant like it was
181:01
since i needed to watch you i began
181:03
noticing femme cute looking guys when
181:06
i'm around what have you done to me
181:10
bro wait this is like a [ __ ] card
181:13
this is this is worse this is way worse
181:16
than the uh
181:19
another thing hold on i'm gonna
181:21
[ __ ]
181:23
how can i even do this
181:28
wait what the [ __ ]
181:30
this is so much worse
181:37
there's no way to cover this up
181:45
how am i gonna make this look good
181:49
oh my god
181:52
hold on
181:54
okay
181:55
right
182:02
bro
182:04
chat
182:06
whoa
182:23
someone got the screenshot right come on
182:26
holy [ __ ]
182:32
wait
182:33
this one's so [ __ ]
182:39
i can't even take myself seriously holy
182:42
[ __ ] dude
182:45
uh okay well there's uh shorts too but
182:48
like
182:49
i'll show you the
182:52
dude okay
182:55
what do i need to take this off
182:59
i feel so exposed all the time how does
183:01
amaranth do this [ __ ]
183:05
nice natural cleavage without the boobs
183:08
more female body than even i expected
183:12
well i mean i'm pushing them together
183:14
you know
183:15
that was the [ __ ] trip bro you see
183:18
that oh my god
183:20
submissive breedable etc
183:27
jesus christ
183:28
oh the fishnets oh [ __ ] i didn't wear
183:30
fishnets
183:31
[ __ ] okay i didn't wear any fishnets
183:34
it's fine
183:36
ah
183:37
ah ah
183:42
dude i feel so insanely like
183:45
oh my god
183:47
oh my god oh my god out of that is you
183:50
getting into a samus cosplay tongue
183:53
what is that
183:59
[Music]
184:02
what is samus here's your excuse to take
184:05
it off before you chose yourself more
184:09
well it's not tos i'm trying to figure
184:11
out how to
184:12
not show this bob hold on
184:17
a fake gamer oh [ __ ]
184:20
well i'm a guy that's fine
184:24
oh well that was probably turns
184:25
compliant
184:34
my guy let's let's not talk about it
184:37
let's not talk about it it's fine uh
184:40
rear view is p probably tos
184:42
uh tos compliant i don't know i kind of
184:44
doubt it
184:46
oh my god
184:47
i say add a month to the box to take it
184:50
off
184:50
[ __ ] that
184:52
i
184:55
[ __ ] the box bro that's that's staying
184:58
as is
184:59
oh
185:02
no offense you don't have realistic
185:03
breast forms or a prop behind to wear
185:05
that oh yeah no i don't at all mainly
185:07
because like you can't find breast forms
185:09
that are like actually
185:11
they look like boobs you know what i
185:13
mean also behind
185:17
yeah no i'm shape i'm shaped like a guy
185:19
i'm still shaped like a guy
185:20
um
185:21
i don't exactly have a dump truck ass i
185:23
am i am a man standing look back at the
185:26
camera because that pose in your insta
185:28
was your best yet
185:30
uh no
185:34
i mean do squats though girl bro okay
185:36
hold on like i don't have like the the
185:38
necessary waistline right now let's see
185:41
if we can get you to dye your hair a
185:43
different color haha
185:45
i mean
185:46
like hold on the leggings are cool and
185:49
all but they're not like [ __ ]
185:51
anything insane
185:53
whoa
185:54
holy [ __ ]
186:17
good lord
186:22
thanks for the five grand um
186:24
thanks for the 5k boys that's that's uh
186:26
that's nice here um
186:29
i guess that the tuck was definitely
186:31
needed because like
186:33
without a tuck good lord you know
186:36
ah okay i can't cross my legs with this
186:38
thing
186:40
that's that's for [ __ ] uh what's it
186:42
called dolly uh dolly's donuts we're
186:44
literally just like tucking across your
186:45
leg because it is insane
186:48
but it tuck feels more comfortable i
186:49
think that was money well spent
186:51
mediums next time
186:55
yeah i guess so i'm i'm i'm really i'm a
186:58
medium in anything that doesn't have
187:00
like a need for shoulders
187:03
but
187:04
respectfully rose
187:07
i am dude i am purely i'm not even
187:10
looking at chat i'm just looking at my
187:13
tits
187:14
[ __ ] in hell
187:15
[Music]
187:19
have you seen the new makeup line from
187:21
revlon called gargalon
187:24
i don't care i'm looking at boobs
187:27
bro look at my kitties right now
187:31
what the [ __ ]
187:34
some people watching this are in spain
187:36
without the s but personally i'm
187:38
screaming without the s i don't care
187:40
look at my boobs
187:44
look at them what the [ __ ]
187:49
my work here is done
187:54
thanks oh [ __ ]
187:55
round of applause crj for getting me in
187:58
this
187:59
ana moya i guess
188:03
look at that [ __ ] bro
188:07
you just made thousands of people lose
188:09
no nut november one month in advance
188:12
pro-e curl move
188:15
what the [ __ ]
188:18
dude
188:20
are those real no
188:22
but like
188:23
damn
188:25
all right 300k it is
188:29
300k all right well good 300 grand
188:32
all right
188:37
they look real bro titties
188:41
sorry
188:44
they look cool titties bro
188:46
that's neat
188:48
uh just get real one so you don't have
188:50
to have so you have to so you have them
188:51
all the time don't know if i want them
188:53
all the time but that 300k price seems
188:55
pretty pretty good
188:57
can we [ __ ] with kyle hold on one sec
189:00
chat i'm gonna need you on this one uh
189:02
who disnick are you here someone needs
189:04
to like uh someone is take a screenshot
189:07
i'm gonna message kyle
189:09
we had a discussion on pka you actually
189:11
i feel like you know where this is going
189:13
we had discussion on pk with fps russia
189:15
right and we said how much money would
189:17
it take for you to get fake titties for
189:19
a year
189:20
and we were talking about obviously this
189:21
is a big thing with my chat right is
189:23
that we do goals like this [ __ ] maybe
189:24
not that but you know we do goals the
189:26
last that's the emotional stream it
189:28
could be to save
189:29
i'm gonna get you guys take a screenshot
189:31
i did it before can you guys take a
189:33
screenshot what what okay somewhat
189:36
someone has the screenshot from when i
189:37
first tried this one
189:41
we're gonna get the screen shot
189:43
going to send it to kyle
189:46
god damn it
189:49
and i'm gonna just say someone donated
189:52
300k
189:53
i'm just going to say someone donated
189:55
300k
189:56
with that it's good to see i need a
189:58
stranger enjoying her own posted on
190:00
reddit posted on reddit
190:02
times nowadays girls are subjected to
190:04
unrealistic body types
190:06
xoxo mama ali
190:10
what the [ __ ]
190:12
[Music]
190:13
autumn i need to see my twos one second
190:15
guys fake ones look like half a bowling
190:18
ball stuck under the skin the tits i'm
190:20
looking at right now look natural as
190:22
[ __ ]
190:25
okay let's see
190:27
hold on
190:28
can i like
190:29
see the clip
190:31
right
190:34
right let's see
190:36
let's see
190:41
okay we need to find a good screenshot
190:42
here
190:44
my moment of realization or i was like
190:46
look at this chat
190:49
whoa
190:54
holy [ __ ]
190:59
do i do it again
191:01
bro okay
191:02
right
191:04
do i make a face do i pose at all
191:09
okay we got it we got it we got it we
191:10
got it
191:11
can i like download this or some [ __ ]
191:12
how do i do this
191:14
oh [ __ ] how do i do it i want to
191:15
download it can i do it download okay
191:18
cool
191:19
right
191:20
i'm i'm going to [ __ ] with kyle a bit
191:22
here
191:25
300k dono gold two months
191:28
i'm working on taxes
191:30
what is what is 300 grand after tax
191:40
like 500
191:46
okay hold on i'm grabbing this thing
191:50
this man ain't gonna know why him
191:52
i leave for one hour and the donor goal
191:54
just jumps again
191:56
yeah i mean yeah
191:59
okay
192:00
let's grab
192:02
a screenshot
192:05
right where do i do like a really good
192:06
pose there
192:09
i think
192:19
what about
192:20
like
192:24
i'm like still surprised as hell what
192:26
about this
192:28
what about that what do you think
192:31
i think this is a decent one
192:35
all right
192:37
hey do you think so
192:39
okay
192:40
let's put our market i'll mark it let me
192:42
try a bit later and see there's a better
192:44
one
192:45
oh okay
192:47
oh but number two i'm kind of doing too
192:50
much of like a lifting my head up thing
192:51
now so i don't know
192:56
just getting slow-mo
193:00
jesus christ
193:04
so
193:09
that's number two so right number one
193:13
no number one number two
193:16
number one
193:17
number two what do you think
193:19
what do you think
193:21
what do you think what do you think
193:23
you're going to rupture his pp i can't
193:25
[ __ ] wait
193:28
number two number one
193:31
number two
193:33
one
193:34
two
193:35
one
193:37
two uh
193:38
two frankly you were way more surprised
193:41
when you stood and looked at the booty
193:42
progress
193:44
just saying true but i haven't really i
193:46
mean i think it's mainly carried by the
193:48
leggings all right i'm gonna save the
193:50
screenshot uh in documents
193:54
finally got that boob job
193:57
dot jpeg
193:59
all right can i just drag this into my
194:01
dms with carl i wish i could show you my
194:02
dms with car but he literally sent me a
194:04
pair of tits like
194:06
legit legit sent me a pair of tits
194:09
um
194:13
should i be really realistic with it
194:16
i could say like okay i could i could
194:19
message him like hey sorry i haven't
194:20
messaged you in a while someone donated
194:23
that 300 grand and i got these what do
194:26
you think
194:27
that or i could just be like look at my
194:30
titties
194:30
which one what should i do
194:33
i really want to see if i'll believe it
194:34
[Music]
194:37
that's funny dirt chat here you can
194:40
observe an eagle in her natural habit at
194:42
hunting for her man in order to get the
194:44
green card like on a holy mission she
194:46
keeps her eyes on the price goth get it
194:49
girl
194:54
oh that was good that was that was a
194:55
good screenshot
194:58
hey
194:59
sorry i haven't
195:01
been
195:04
uh
195:05
been
195:07
someone
195:08
sent you a rubber bust with tips
195:10
attached do you still have it
195:12
someone heard and actually
195:15
did donate
195:18
and did donate that 300k
195:22
so i've got these for a year
195:31
part of me thinks they don't believe it
195:33
what do you think
195:35
run a poll for which one
195:37
i already did it
195:39
i already did it
195:40
okay
195:42
let's show i'll show you what message i
195:43
sent
195:44
uh
195:46
okay
195:50
start researching voice coaches in
195:52
austin cuz you know it's gonna happen
195:55
austin [ __ ] god no
195:57
uh
195:58
too expensive
196:00
got bobs
196:02
okay
196:03
let's go here
196:05
i want to show you what i sent
196:06
there we go
196:10
[Laughter]
196:10
[Applause]
196:13
what do you think
196:15
what do you think chat
196:24
cover up in case he comes on stream
196:29
all right chat we're gonna just pretend
196:30
this is real now okay
196:32
well guys don't you like my new that i
196:33
mean the doctor was great um only uh
196:36
only a few hours of uh surgery pretty
196:39
cool
196:40
um i'm into them you know pretty nice
196:43
good shape
196:44
they don't look too fake you know not
196:46
bad how much was it uh i think it was
196:48
like six thousand but you know seven
196:50
thousand or something not super
196:52
expensive but you know pretty good
196:55
[Music]
196:56
um who's the doctor
196:59
uh name was
197:06
uh brady
197:09
his name was brady brayden his name was
197:13
uh
197:14
the doctor his name was luigi
197:17
6k is that enough is that is it really
197:19
6k i don't know i'm kind of guessing
197:21
i've seen i've seen like gofundmes that
197:23
were like get me boobs that were like uh
197:26
6k or 5k that's kind of what i'm going
197:28
for
197:30
300 gram for a 6k job uh finn your math
197:33
isn't quite adding up do it look like i
197:36
care
197:36
[Music]
197:39
oh my god you say no oh f but this is
197:41
already past what was suggested for of
197:44
and we don't even need a pay wall
197:48
yeah
197:50
true
197:51
but i mean
197:53
kind of
197:54
what the [ __ ] is going on here
197:57
the thing is i can only sit in this
197:59
position for so long before like
198:02
it starts to show you know what i mean
198:04
see that [ __ ] you know it's hard to
198:07
uh hard to make that look good i don't
198:08
think or maybe
198:10
okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
198:12
i'm gonna make sure you don't see nip
198:18
okay
198:20
no that didn't work at all can we get a
198:22
jiggle
198:23
i don't think you can
198:27
ah take them to the bra oh maybe i don't
198:29
know how to do that though
198:31
whoa they're like really
198:33
okay that's better i think for one angle
198:46
okay
198:49
okay
198:52
this is literally just my first peek
198:54
into streaming like i was amaranth
198:56
um
199:01
take out the fake ones more natural the
199:02
better but if they're more natural then
199:04
i can't do this you think this is better
199:06
than nothing
199:08
are you sorry you think this is worse
199:09
than nothing
199:14
i don't know it's funny
199:18
all right
199:22
any more packages
199:23
uh
199:26
got one big one
199:28
got one big package for you
199:30
time to be pegged buddy
199:32
uh
199:33
not on me actually
199:35
i don't have any like up here i have
199:36
some downstairs though
199:39
oh no will i have to get up and walk
199:41
downstairs oh my god
199:44
what i have to go walk get up and walk
199:47
out that door
199:51
oh my
199:53
i don't know if i can do that bro uh i
199:56
it's purebox i've got two more big po
199:58
boxes that i need to do okay so i
200:01
researched it on average boob job cost
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4.5 k in the us that was right um but oh
200:05
my god i didn't know this but in germany
200:07
8k minimum 10k average another reason to
200:09
hope for another reason to
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wait to hope for estrogen to do the work
200:14
i mean
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fam i think that you'd rather have like
200:19
good looking ones though right like i
200:21
feel like that's one of those things
200:22
where if anyone's like cutting you open
200:23
and [ __ ] like [ __ ] i'll pay you 10k who
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gives a [ __ ]
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do if i was paying like
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uh
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i don't know
200:34
estrogen won't estrogen generally won't
200:36
produce sizable breasts if they slip try
200:38
to super glue them lol
200:41
no
200:43
how to ruin a bra your skin and the
200:46
[ __ ] boob
200:50
he's actually thinking about it no the
200:52
[ __ ] if you were gonna get surgery
200:54
any surgery bro if i was being cut open
200:56
for any reason if it costs under 5k i
200:59
would be sketched
201:02
like fam
201:05
that's a [ __ ] big deal you know
201:07
five grand that's considerably like
201:10
that's cheap for likes to be like
201:13
dangerous state anyway
201:17
uh
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longer than some people's relationships
201:20
two months or two days is longer than
201:22
some people's relationships
201:24
glue that clue cleavage into permanently
201:27
i'd need to just
201:29
glue my art two arms to this so i just
201:31
walk around like [ __ ] t-rex arms all
201:33
the time wow it looks good from one
201:35
angle
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like
201:39
there you go and then it's
201:45
holy [ __ ]
201:47
anyway
201:48
less stolen more boxes ah but i gotta
201:50
[ __ ] go over there uh
201:59
fanboy with breast implants
202:01
i'm not gonna get [ __ ] breast
202:02
implants uh not at least for a lot of
202:05
money um show the fit please but i don't
202:08
know if i should
202:11
don't know if i should um
202:13
the fit is interesting
202:16
uh
202:17
booty shorts not tos
202:19
how anyway i'm gonna go get the two
202:21
boxes
202:23
i don't need heels for this one i'm
202:24
gonna stay without heels for balance
202:27
um
202:29
50k and you get implants are you insane
202:31
no 50 grand is it's nothing to me i
202:34
spend that on
202:39
novelty sunglasses i spend that on 50
202:41
grand
202:42
what do you think what am i what am i
202:44
some sort of poor
202:46
300.
202:49
for a year [ __ ] god i don't i'm
202:51
reconsidering that man your outfit makes
202:53
you look like a girl
202:55
thought you should know okay that's
202:57
pretty mean i dude
203:01
i'm put can we ban that guy i'm not
203:03
going to stand for this um
203:06
people
203:07
i want
203:08
300k is way too low 50k for one
203:14
50 grand for one boob 150 for one boob
203:17
um
203:18
but but 300k is way too low for a year
203:23
300k after taxes
203:26
so like half a million
203:28
because i've got to give the rest of it
203:29
to the government
203:33
i don't know man that's a whole ass
203:35
house you know
203:36
that's a whole ass like a house
203:40
i don't like this i'm gonna go grab my
203:42
i'm gonna grab the boxes um i'm gonna
203:44
walk like this all right
203:48
the state the bending of the back i'm
203:50
doing all right chat i'll see you
203:53
what does this look like i kinda wanna
203:54
know
203:57
holy [ __ ] god all right see in a sec
203:59
i'm going to go over boxes and [ __ ]
204:02
oh my god okay bye
204:20
three months pog
204:31
hi there chair stream over i have two
204:33
more boxes
204:36
i just look naked
204:39
all right
204:41
oh my god
204:44
what
204:47
okay
204:50
how about saline boobs
204:52
same same [ __ ] if it's for if i have
204:55
tits for a year i'm charging you based
204:57
on me having tits for a year not how
205:00
expensive the procedure is
205:04
okay someone sent me a giant hello fresh
205:06
box that is very clearly
205:09
not hello fresh
205:12
what the [ __ ]
205:14
okay
205:15
i don't actually know what it is
205:20
um
205:22
what
205:25
package number one
205:27
hold on
205:28
hello
205:35
what is this thing
205:37
what is this
205:39
what is this
205:41
what is it what it how do what where
205:43
does this go
205:46
i'm confused where does that go
205:48
hair clip tiara but how does it go on
205:57
whoops
205:58
for some reason they put the sticker
205:59
right there and it's a paper sticker are
206:01
you dumb
206:04
oh
206:05
okay i get it
206:08
guys i can't believe i had to figure
206:10
this out all on my own and no one told
206:11
me
206:14
what the [ __ ] hold on
206:19
wow
206:20
nice okay next
206:23
uh
206:26
there's a letter uh please open
206:31
what the [ __ ]
206:32
please open your 2-2 asap plus allow to
206:35
lie flat for 24 hours to settle and
206:38
regain its shape sheila
206:42
have they sent me a [ __ ] tutor
206:46
what
206:49
what
206:51
wait a sec oh [ __ ]
207:00
okay
207:02
it's big as hell is it a sleeping bag it
207:05
sure looks like it
207:07
[Music]
207:10
it's a good job she's pretty etc etc
207:13
this feels like it's going to pop out
207:18
well listen that's debated
207:20
okay it didn't pop out
207:22
all right
207:24
let me move this other box out the way
207:27
uh
207:30
[ __ ] how does this even work
207:32
life flat
207:34
like that hey bro oh my god it's big
207:37
look like a girl
207:39
no i what the [ __ ]
207:42
what the [ __ ] hell
207:47
what the [ __ ]
207:49
what even is this thing
207:51
for the love of all that is holy please
207:53
wear the tutu
207:57
not now maybe what is this thing
208:00
i don't know what half of this is though
208:02
it's
208:02
what
208:05
what do i do
208:07
it's a whole ass easter [ __ ] whole
208:09
ass ballerina dress
208:12
but it's like straight out bro
208:15
what
208:18
i have never felt so goddamn exposed in
208:21
any outfit that i've worn holy [ __ ]
208:24
oh my god
208:28
sorry
208:30
jesus let me actually clean up my floor
208:33
ugh
208:36
okay
208:38
dude that's like 70 bucks dude i'm like
208:40
i'm just letting it they say let it sit
208:42
on the ground
208:44
yeah 24 hours they said let it sit on
208:46
the ground i'm letting it sit on the
208:48
ground
208:50
it's sitting on the ground um
208:52
and then they sent this as well
208:54
so a tiara a tutu and
208:59
i'm gonna guess these are like ballet
209:00
shoes right
209:03
yeah ballet shoes that are definitely
209:05
not my size but ballet shoes
209:07
cool
209:09
neat
209:12
all right what the [ __ ]
209:16
what do i do
209:18
what do i do with it i can't do ballet
209:21
i'm not gonna be able to why do you send
209:23
me too much [ __ ]
209:25
the most awkward things to do
209:28
oh my god they stretch
209:31
no they don't
209:35
shoes stretch no they don't
209:38
they definitely don't stretch
209:40
i'm sure maybe the top bit stretches a
209:41
little bit but not a lot that shoots
209:43
like kevlar bro they will stretch they
209:45
don't
209:46
pretend to do ballet that is maybe the
209:49
most embarrassing thing i could think of
209:51
doing
209:57
that was cool i karate chopped it open
210:01
has carl responded no he hasn't seen it
210:02
yet
210:04
damn
210:05
oh no he hasn't seen you he's not online
210:07
on discord
210:08
oh [ __ ] wait
210:10
wait
210:11
there we go
210:14
okay
210:17
another big box
210:19
oh a dense box
210:22
who could it be from i'm gonna guess
210:25
john
210:26
no
210:27
to stop the chair sticking to your legs
210:29
oh [ __ ] yeah hold on wait this is
210:31
actually an issue for me
210:34
because i'm wearing like you know short
210:36
stuff all the time chairs
210:39
leather chairs kind of not the best
210:40
thoughts on the natural
210:43
since bleaching is more damaging and
210:45
stands out more
210:48
all right please screenshotters of the
210:49
chat please
211:01
thank you
211:02
clippers of the chat clippers thank you
211:06
needed that okay
211:08
what in the [ __ ] oh is it shoes it's
211:10
definitely shoes no it's not shoes wait
211:13
no they said it was a thing they said it
211:14
was for the thing said it's for the
211:16
chair
211:17
it's like a nice box though like a dense
211:19
good good box
211:22
really feeling yourself there yeah a
211:23
little bit
211:26
oh
211:27
oh
211:28
okay
211:34
it's dense it's heavy i like it
211:37
nice
211:41
oh
211:43
that's satisfying
211:44
i didn't even cut it let's go
211:47
oh it's soft as hell
211:49
wait that's cool it's like a blanket oh
211:52
wait joy oh my god this is nice
211:55
oh wait they also sent to this what the
211:57
[ __ ]
211:58
they sent this as well the belt the
211:59
ballerina ones
212:03
ballerina people sent me this
212:13
i don't know what it is yet
212:17
oh [ __ ] i don't want to break him
212:23
oh they're leggings i think no yes
212:26
what oh they're leggings okay and they
212:28
sent me leggings to go along with it
212:31
all right so a ballerina tights okay
212:33
sure same thing
212:35
oh but with like a hole in the foot okay
212:40
first stream i've watched in a while and
212:41
that's what i say i'm gonna sit on this
212:43
because this looks comfy as hell
212:46
and this [ __ ] dude the entire chair
212:48
just just touching me bro i don't like
212:51
it
212:55
uh
212:56
how's this work i'm gonna do this [ __ ]
212:58
it it's a blanket why not
213:04
holy [ __ ] my absolute lack of hips but
213:07
like
213:08
posing okay is fine uh
213:11
get real boobs in my humble opinion
213:14
yep
213:16
he messaged me back
213:19
he goes lol no way
213:20
chat what do i say
213:22
what do i say
213:24
turn off the camera and play factorio
213:30
what do i say
213:33
[Music]
213:35
all right let's just make sure if he
213:37
comes in
213:38
uh
213:41
did it in spain
213:43
you calling me a liar
213:45
um
213:49
[ __ ]
213:52
sound self-conscious be like well do you
213:53
like them
213:54
that's perfect
213:55
oh do you not like
213:57
do
213:58
do you not like them
214:01
that's [ __ ] good
214:03
i did them in spain
214:12
this is pete this is peak bro
214:16
he's on his phone
214:17
he's like online
214:20
oh dude
214:24
i wanna know what he's gonna say he's
214:26
typing
214:29
spain
214:31
yeah he goes spain yeah
214:39
wait this is hot on he's typing again
214:42
what's that what the country
214:45
the country
214:52
he's [ __ ] with me
214:55
he's [ __ ] with me there's no way he
214:57
just asked me what spain was
215:03
man's baked
215:08
imagine he's done that [ __ ] thousand
215:10
milligram edible right now
215:12
and this is what he comes back to
215:17
[Music]
215:22
holy [ __ ]
215:25
he hasn't responded to that
215:28
i think he might be [ __ ] with me
215:30
though he might just be [ __ ] with me
215:32
i can't tell
215:38
he's typing
215:39
[Music]
215:42
i'm still confused chat you can see rose
215:45
texting her boyfriend on live stream
215:48
what did you make
215:50
is he insane
215:53
the he's dude this guy's baked out of
215:55
his goddamn mind
215:58
why
216:04
the the
216:05
can i even
216:07
what
216:09
never really how was the recovery
216:12
uh the doctor man a doctor uh
216:17
[ __ ]
216:18
all right i need i need a more complex
216:19
store i need to double down
216:21
ask him if he's high right now i'm
216:23
trying to get your opinions on things
216:26
uh he's definitely high he's like high
216:29
90 of the time
216:31
um so i'm not sure
216:35
ah [ __ ]
216:36
i don't know wait
216:38
i could say check out the livestream be
216:40
sending half nudes to guys on discord to
216:43
excite them like can we just be honest
216:45
with what we're doing here
216:50
i don't care it's funny
216:53
listen
216:54
there is a reality right now where my
216:56
i'm pushing my chest together and then
216:58
fps russia
217:00
is just gobsmacked
217:02
this is the reality that i'm in right
217:04
now this is great
217:06
why would i stop doing this
217:09
[Music]
217:11
i don't believe he goes i don't believe
217:12
in your whirlpool photos
217:16
he's typing
217:18
he's carried on he's still typing
217:25
it's happening a lot like stop typing
217:31
that's not a real picture
217:33
i'm streaming
217:34
i'm streaming right now
217:36
if you want to see him
217:40
pretend i'm streaming i want to see if
217:41
he comes in
217:42
all right i gotta make him look good
217:52
check ready for more screenshots
217:54
uh
217:59
anyway boys uh how's your day been do a
218:02
ponytail i don't know if i should do a
218:03
ponytail they're like um
218:06
what's it called
218:07
i don't know that my hairline's not
218:09
quite feminine enough to just do a
218:10
ponytail all the time also i heard this
218:12
thing about a uh about a girl who
218:15
[ __ ] did a ponytail for too long and
218:17
her hair started coming out because it
218:19
was on so much like stress
218:23
so i don't know i don't usually don't dr
218:25
these nuts nice doctor nuts
218:29
pug
218:34
can you call kyle on discord nah
218:40
right slip
218:42
it's fine all good
218:45
ah
218:46
how much was the surgery uh i i think it
218:49
was like seven grand or something 7k
218:51
uh decent surgeon so about about 7k a
218:54
bit more than the national american
218:55
average anyway um but yeah i i was
218:58
really happy to pocket that 300. um
219:02
pretty nice i'm glad that nice that nice
219:04
arabic prince donated that amount of
219:06
money in one live stream too which was
219:08
kind of [ __ ] nuts right but that was
219:10
kind of crazy when he did that right
219:12
i've never seen anyone donate that much
219:14
300 grand over the course of one stream
219:16
like mr beast ii
219:20
do you still have the nipple sensitivity
219:22
uh yeah
219:24
so what the doctor does is they move the
219:26
nip
219:27
uh
219:29
but it's still working
219:32
still even produces milk now actually
219:35
i can have a child
219:39
the same guy that took over in ufc ah
219:41
probably who knows
219:45
uh
219:46
you got real bob oh yeah yeah he goes i
219:48
don't believe i'm streaming
219:51
he's streaming
219:53
streaming
219:54
with him
219:57
go hold on
219:59
twitch.tv forward slash finster
220:06
[ __ ] i have to do http
220:11
there we go
220:18
um you got boobs now yeah that that
220:20
shit's kind of nuts
220:23
going up for that green card well you
220:25
kind of need to listen if i'm going to
220:26
get married to a to a nice american
220:28
billionaire how am i going to do it
220:29
without the use of fake boobs you know
220:32
but i've only got them for for the year
220:34
right you know that was what the deal
220:36
was 300k boobs for the year not terrible
220:41
rose just want to see a beer i just want
220:43
a boyfriend see new titties yeah
220:47
um
220:48
doctor did a great job yeah i think
220:50
they're pretty good i know this is the
220:52
most revealing thing i can show on
220:53
twitch obviously the next time we do a
220:56
hot tub stream or something like i can
220:58
take over amaranth's spot which will be
221:00
fun
221:00
um
221:02
300k for a year is okay yeah no i think
221:04
i got a good deal on them
221:09
i see fakes [ __ ]
221:14
[ __ ]
221:15
god damn it he knows
221:19
no he noticed [ __ ]
221:22
okay we tried i i okay i had him for
221:25
like maybe five minutes
221:26
and then it was uh he figured it out you
221:29
know
221:30
juju
221:53
by the way
221:56
oh my god
221:59
very
222:01
good i got you high right now it goes
222:04
very
222:04
okay great perfect
222:07
perfect timing
222:12
oh [ __ ] that's funny post not clarity
222:14
bro
222:22
[ __ ] anyway
222:23
um
222:24
stream says hi
222:27
oh it's funny
222:29
kyle seems like you'd be fun to smoke
222:30
with carl is definitely in the dream
222:32
blunt rotation
222:35
but
222:36
yeah god you know what i have been
222:39
really enjoying is on tick tock the ones
222:40
that are like [ __ ]
222:42
devilish lick rotations absolute
222:44
horrendously horrend oh [ __ ]
222:46
horrendous joint rotation surrenders
222:49
bro
222:50
it's so [ __ ] true every time and it's
222:53
so specific too like it's like james
222:55
charles and you don't think about james
222:57
charles being bad to be high with but he
222:59
definitely would be awful to be high
223:01
with or even drink with just
223:05
not good
223:07
need double-sided type yeah
223:09
whoa
223:10
look
223:12
i mean
223:20
someone clip it that was good that's the
223:22
second photo for instagram
223:24
he just
223:27
hold on
223:32
let me just like [ __ ]
223:34
uh can i show this i i don't even want
223:36
to read this out i want i want you to
223:37
sit
223:38
there you go [ __ ] his response by the
223:40
way
223:42
stream says
223:43
are you high right now very perfect
223:44
timing stream says hi hey
223:54
stream he's flooding with you not me
223:57
uh
224:00
my god
224:03
dude
224:04
sounds so like it bro i've i haven't
224:07
seen kyle high in all fairness i haven't
224:08
uh you know since obviously he hasn't
224:11
been for so long
224:13
shit's funny as hell though
224:15
oh we're good hi as a [ __ ] kite kyle
224:17
yeah
224:20
anyway what were we doing before i
224:21
decided to [ __ ] with kyle a little bit
224:23
what do we do
224:25
come on back up that tree
224:29
yeah
224:31
oh my god but yeah so if there's anyone
224:33
with like uh 300 grand
224:36
that you know
224:38
wants me to have titties
224:40
uh hit me up
224:41
uh it will have to be in cash though
224:44
otherwise i need half a million so i'm
224:46
very sorry
224:50
turbo just looked to your channel what
224:53
really
224:55
like just now
225:00
why do you have bigger boobs and butt
225:01
than my sis gf
225:04
i thought you said sister and i was
225:06
about to question why the [ __ ]
225:09
you know the size and look of them
225:14
but anyway uh get a better girlfriend
225:16
that has fatter titties and a fatter ass
225:18
as much get a girlfriend with as fatter
225:21
ass and fatter titties as a man
225:24
and then you'll it'll be an improvement
225:27
yo
225:38
if i can't even buy my [ __ ] lip how
225:39
do i do that
225:41
oh [ __ ] he did look really oh [ __ ]
225:45
[ __ ] really hold on i need to know if he
225:47
did
225:49
i need to know if he did is he streaming
225:52
right now he is streaming right now
225:54
[Music]
225:56
oh did he say anything you need to get
225:58
one of those rest played they have on
226:00
amazon it is more believable than what
226:03
you have now
226:04
you're insane if you think they're more
226:05
believable i own one uh then not at all
226:09
they're so incredibly fake looking
226:12
i think if you look at it from like
226:15
the perspective of the like if you're
226:17
looking at the ones that are like
226:19
when
226:21
the people selling them are showing you
226:22
them or when sneaky is wearing them
226:26
fam there's like a lot of [ __ ]
226:29
there's a lot of [ __ ] that goes on to
226:30
make those look more real than they
226:31
really are
226:33
they don't look like skin you need a
226:34
pretty low res camera or if you have a
226:36
high-res camera you really need to
226:38
photoshop it
226:39
like skin tone you're never a tiny
226:42
difference in skin tone is gonna be so
226:44
incredibly obvious as fake and they have
226:47
a very large difference in skin tone
226:49
there's no like okay look at my chest
226:51
right now i've got like an occasional
226:52
spot there's more it's redder here than
226:54
it is there
226:55
they're just flat rubber like it's they
226:57
don't look like skin they don't look
226:59
good
227:00
there it is chat rose wants to be
227:02
dominated by fps russia not ryan
227:04
reynolds
227:07
dimitri
227:09
come here
227:10
come over to the uk come to bro
227:13
[ __ ] brummingham birmingham come over
227:15
here dude
227:16
it's great uh
227:21
uh finn i want to send an outfit when i
227:23
have money but i need to know if you
227:24
have dark red uh lipstick yeah i do i
227:26
definitely have dark red lipstick i have
227:28
a lot of it as a crap week of work it is
227:30
awesome to have a chulfie in stream
227:33
best streamer brummingham you've gotta
227:36
get used to the fact that you are gonna
227:38
see fake the fake boobs in this though
227:41
sadly you live in birmingham i'm
227:42
literally 20 minutes away yeah i live in
227:44
birmingham but my god it's like
227:48
it's such a big city and also god it's a
227:50
[ __ ]
227:52
dude my my friend was telling me about i
227:54
want to say who it is but my friend was
227:55
telling me about uh where they lived in
227:57
there in the uk
227:59
and i looked at their area and i've
228:02
never seen a more like
228:04
expensive area and i just realized like
228:06
holy [ __ ] this is a whole city
228:08
where every house every house without
228:11
fail costs over eight 800 000 pounds
228:14
or like over a million i saw a
228:17
two-bedroom terraced house
228:19
that was 1.5 million pounds in his city
228:24
in his town
228:26
it's like like a football players live
228:29
there and [ __ ] right like it is
228:31
insane
228:34
it that'll be london it wasn't london
228:35
though i think it was it wasn't london
228:37
but like there's small places like that
228:39
that you're like holy [ __ ] that exists
228:43
like you know like how people just live
228:45
there and they're just
228:46
going about their day you know isn't
228:48
that weird do the implants for the booba
228:50
have nips on it can we uh i know people
228:53
came into the stream while i was talking
228:54
about how i got fake boobs i don't
228:56
really have fake food about the john and
228:58
stove thing i wanna hear john's cute
229:00
french voice
229:02
that is a great thing that you just
229:04
mentioned actually that they owe me
229:06
right
229:08
john
229:08
stuff i'm in the general chat on the
229:11
discord
229:12
enter when you're ready
229:14
i'll be muted
229:18
that'll be so you uh you're okay see
229:20
what i mean by like you're all giving
229:22
different places none of you've got it
229:23
right but you're all giving different
229:25
places where it's like that which is
229:26
insane to me because the rest of the
229:28
world exists in everything is way too
229:30
expensive even in shitholes
229:32
um but also there are the peak the
229:35
pinnacle john's in here stuff get in
229:36
this room right now
229:38
jump it in here right now
229:41
i'm a trans girl and you look like
229:43
you're an estrogen
229:44
well i'm not i just have fake boobs on
229:47
also if you dude look at my like look at
229:50
my hips i am not
229:53
look at my hips they go i'm
229:56
the peak of an arrow my hips are anyway
229:59
all right let's let's unmute the stream
230:01
now hi
230:02
hi
230:04
hello hi john
230:06
stop i need you
230:08
hey
230:09
i do hear you
230:10
uh hello i'm
230:13
hi i'm busy i'm trying to mod some weird
230:15
fanboy stream yeah like there's this
230:18
thought on my screen right now like i
230:20
don't know
230:22
it's not christian enough for me
230:24
so
230:25
i might get off of this
230:27
game
230:29
all right listen
230:30
i expect an apology you all started
230:32
talking too much [ __ ] you approved the
230:34
wrong i need an apology live on stream
230:37
from
230:38
from twitch account john kiwo first i
230:40
think
230:41
okay
230:42
well
230:44
first of all
230:45
uh this is not going to be an apology as
230:48
it should be it's going to be
230:51
uh what is going to be it's more like
230:54
first of all
230:55
i wish to congratulate you on
230:58
uh finding an excuse to pursue your
231:00
crossdressing into another country
231:04
you are a big girl now
231:08
i left
231:21
i want a speed run of this apology you
231:24
better get right to the point john
231:26
okay okay wait wait wait wait
231:28
what i was gonna say realistically is
231:30
it's great that you managed to fall
231:33
through some of the points that we
231:35
agreed to
231:36
yes in another country which means that
231:39
you should have no problem doing it at
231:41
your own home
231:43
from now on right
231:45
yeah i i don't see a problem with that
231:47
that's fine it's my greatest
231:50
appreciation
231:52
for reverse psychology conventions
231:57
to follow through with this it proves to
231:59
us that if if actually you're capable of
232:01
doing things correctly it proves to you
232:04
that you are able to do it correctly as
232:06
you put your mind to it which is great
232:09
okay so
232:11
i
232:12
technically
232:13
yeah if you want i can apologize but i
232:15
don't see it as me
232:17
uh failing i would need you to apologize
232:19
john anything to apologize why do we
232:22
need to bruise your ego
232:25
well you need that
232:26
john we agreed to the terms
232:31
i think you need to say sorry you need
232:33
to apologize for what you have done
232:36
i need an apology
232:37
you were wrong
232:40
um
232:41
i apologize
232:42
for not believing that you could
232:44
actually
232:45
follow through on your promises for once
232:47
thank you stuff that is exactly what i
232:49
wanted to hear well done for doing
232:52
one one hour long stream
232:55
and posting three pictures
233:01
and i have these clips really well done
233:03
on that
233:04
really well done i'm so impressed
233:06
especially when during that one hour
233:08
stream you said
233:10
and i i'm pretty sure this is a fairly
233:12
accurate quote oh it's so easy to post
233:14
things to
233:15
you know what i have instagram right
233:17
here it's really really easy
233:21
i could find it right now all right
233:23
let's jump
233:24
them i will i will put a i will put a
233:27
sweatshirt on right now
233:29
if i do not get this apology from john
233:34
okay
233:34
you've apologized you're absolved uh you
233:38
are good but i need you to quit your
233:40
[ __ ] right now you need to shut up
233:43
john apologize
233:45
that's that's rich coming from you
233:47
that's rich
233:50
we're done here stuff
233:52
john i need an apology
233:55
i can't take you seriously jonathan
234:01
jonathan
234:02
i
234:07
thank you thank you i am
234:10
deeply sorry
234:11
that we have to believe into doing
234:13
things you agreed to good i'm glad you
234:16
agree that i was right all along and
234:18
i've always been right thank you i'll be
234:20
leaving now thank you john thank you
234:22
stuff
234:22
uh goodbye
234:28
oh god
234:34
finn trying so hard to be a top [ __ ] you
234:38
i am i'm
234:40
shut up shut the [ __ ] up i can't listen
234:42
i understand that it's gonna be hard for
234:43
me to argue the fact that i am i am i'm
234:46
a you know
234:48
[ __ ] what's it called shut up
234:50
i know it's gonna be hard for me to
234:52
argue anything other than that well i
234:54
mean while i'm in this outfit okay
234:57
so just shush
235:03
is the stream title still this is what
235:05
peak male performance looks like or
235:07
something like that
235:10
because that would be quite funny
235:13
you really have no top energy
235:17
okay i know it's going to be hard to
235:19
argue the point that i would i if listen
235:22
if needed if in if i was going to be in
235:24
one of the roles i would be a top slash
235:27
uh dominant is what they call that for
235:29
you know heterosexual relationships i
235:31
believe i think it's the same thing
235:33
right
235:33
anyway uh
235:35
it's going to be hard for me to argue
235:37
that and you know it is so shush
235:40
it's unfair it's an unfair point god
235:49
anyway
235:50
you're deaf at bottom shut up let's shut
235:52
up i don't care collarbones oh the
235:54
[ __ ] what's it called who who was the
235:56
one that like collar bones
235:58
like
236:00
how do you even show collarbone like
236:01
that where's my collarbone
236:04
cool
236:05
neat collarbone
236:06
dude i've seen people [ __ ] break
236:08
those that shit's terrifying to me
236:11
it sent you into like
236:12
would you be more explicit in what you
236:14
do
236:15
like showing more and stuff no
236:18
i i pushed this about as far as i'd ever
236:20
want to
236:21
i mean like
236:23
i wouldn't necessarily care about being
236:24
shirtless on camera
236:26
because like i'm pretty sure you dropped
236:29
something
236:32
i haven't dropped anything fifty dollars
236:34
listen buddy we've we've stepped it up
236:36
now there's five grand in the pot fifty
236:37
dollars isn't exactly gonna be a a crazy
236:40
number i have seen now i'm wearing i'm
236:42
sorry
236:44
but
236:45
[Music]
236:46
actually no i'm not i can't even promise
236:48
that i've lived maybe i'll get up and
236:50
leave with some top energy goes from one
236:52
percent to zero not an insult we think
236:55
it's great and we can all see it
236:57
naturally suits you
237:06
no cleavage for you all
237:08
i don't like i don't like this
237:10
uh so did jon and stuff win that no finn
237:13
is in the right hey you're all voting
237:15
wrong vote in the poll but vote
237:16
correctly you know which one you should
237:18
vote for and you should check the poll
237:20
they're rebelling the mods are [ __ ]
237:22
the mods are going rogue what the [ __ ]
237:27
good lord
237:29
finster a scamster too many uh broken
237:32
promises and goals i am in a [ __ ]
237:35
look what i am wearing did i really not
237:37
make up for it a little bit
237:39
with with this really i didn't make up
237:42
for like okay you only posted three
237:45
[ __ ] photos in in spain and one of
237:47
them was you in a bikini you only did it
237:50
you only streamed once on your vacation
237:53
come on i did fine i'm making up for it
237:55
it's fine you're a bottom sh you spelled
237:57
you're wrong you little [ __ ]
237:59
piece of shut up
238:01
ear piercing
238:02
that is that oh yeah sorry again i
238:04
there's there's stuff that this i was
238:06
supposed to explain a bunch of stuff
238:07
that i didn't that's booked kind of well
238:09
it's not booked i know the place for it
238:10
though and it's like it's my 10-month
238:12
hiatus to tell you that you are clearly
238:14
a bottom
238:20
i'm not clearly a bot i'm not clearly a
238:22
bottom
238:25
okay
238:28
shut up i'm not i'm shut up
238:32
oh god
238:33
no ear piercings and real temporary
238:35
boobs yeah i need to i need a good
238:37
amount of money to do that i think i'll
238:39
make a uh what's it called a gofundme
238:46
uh
238:48
when you stand up
238:50
[ __ ] you when you stand up we all see a
238:52
bottom brat and bottom
238:55
i saw a [ __ ] dude i saw a i saw this
238:58
[ __ ] guy this middle-aged dude in the
239:01
park walking his dog with his wife and
239:02
kids
239:04
you don't have mods you have tom's good
239:06
day sir
239:13
that's the most controversial donation
239:15
i've seen all day
239:17
i
239:17
mods bannon mods banned that guy donkey
239:20
kong 174 ban that guy i want him gone
239:23
ban that guy mods
239:25
mods ban that guy anyway i saw this dude
239:28
in the in the park now
239:36
bam i want him band another model do it
239:38
i'll get a different one to do it the
239:39
month will do
239:40
the uh
239:42
[Music]
239:43
[ __ ] god
239:46
how much to make and sell a manly
239:47
calendar with girl mode picks
239:50
simp army would buy
239:51
i wouldn't make a calendar
239:53
i do i do i'd sell like prints
239:55
is what i do on like a merch shop
239:57
[Music]
239:59
i'd do it anyway if it makes money hi
240:01
finn fully believe you can but can you
240:04
kidding me your butterfly knife i've
240:06
been trying yeah for two weeks and drop
240:08
it tons i felt like giving you something
240:11
manly waiting to do long wait wait kitty
240:14
dream kitty are you with kyle right now
240:16
i don't know if he told you that i said
240:18
i tried to prank him i don't know if it
240:20
happened i'm dying okay you for the
240:22
first time i'm then prepared to use she
240:24
and her for the entire time you know
240:26
there's no way you can be in the top
240:28
master let me
240:30
let me give you guys a bit of like law
240:32
paintball kitty is kyle's roommate i
240:34
think stealth is a submission
240:36
how this works it's funny though the uh
240:39
i tried i tried [ __ ] with kyle seeing
240:41
if he believed that i really did get 300
240:43
grand tits uh i need story time i'mma
240:46
text him
240:47
wait what do you mean you need story
240:48
time oh wait uh did you not know
240:51
okay right right i i messaged kyle
240:54
i messaged him like just doing this
240:56
doing a photo because i just put this
240:57
top on and it looks like i have boobs
240:58
when i go like that and i sent him a
241:00
good picture of it
241:02
and hold on do i have like an image yeah
241:05
okay this is what i sent him i said we
241:07
were talking about how there's like that
241:09
we were talking on pka about how uh if
241:11
someone donate 300k i get them for a
241:13
year i don't want you to get them
241:15
on your shoulders all the time be it for
241:18
makeup mannerism and voice you are able
241:20
and talented so as long as you put your
241:23
mind to it you can motivation in the
241:24
background we love you despite all that
241:28
lol ah that explains the text from him
241:30
ah what was the text
241:32
what was the text please tell me what
241:34
the text was what did you get what did
241:35
he say
241:37
i need to know you can't you can't leave
241:38
this here i now need to know what kyle
241:40
texted you as that explains it
241:44
positive reinforcement yes
241:47
sorry uh but nah really no come on you
241:50
got to tell me what the [ __ ] that's
241:52
[ __ ]
241:54
oh that's upsetting the
241:57
cliffhanger bro dear me it on twitter
241:59
then
242:00
but no okay so here's the thing
242:03
um with
242:05
oh [ __ ] good lord what were we
242:07
talking about before this
242:09
what the [ __ ] was it
242:10
i'm stupid i've somehow just forgotten
242:12
everything
242:14
oh god i forgot what i was on about are
242:16
you okay i just do prints by the way if
242:17
i was gonna sell pictures of me i just
242:19
go on a a do it on the merch like sell
242:21
prints sign them and then do it like
242:23
that
242:24
have you ever partaken in the devil's
242:26
lettuce well it's illegal here
242:28
so
242:29
no
242:31
but i know this friend
242:33
who has
242:37
they thought it was they thought it was
242:38
fine they thought it was pretty good
242:43
because you know obviously i wouldn't do
242:44
it my friends and a different person
242:46
though it is illegal in the uk
242:48
and i would never commit a crime
242:51
um
242:52
but you know i'd never commit a crime
242:55
except if you accept if it's against the
242:57
mod team
242:58
um
243:01
press x that except if like
243:03
it's jon and i know for a fact in france
243:06
i can get a i can buy a real one of
243:08
these so maybe you want to like
243:11
back your [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] i goofed
243:15
maybe you want to back up john
243:18
time to unionize
243:20
all right
243:22
why doesn't your name have three in it
243:24
because i didn't need to when i was
243:25
making btw
243:27
speaking of mods we've closed the mod
243:29
applications and we're reviewing the
243:31
almost 100 apps we are in contact with
243:35
the applicants that have passed the
243:36
first stage in the next couple of weeks
243:39
so
243:40
many applications
243:43
[Music]
243:48
so
243:51
um
243:52
dude hold on they it is [ __ ] weird
243:54
because like
243:56
god man
243:59
dude it is weird to see yourself with
244:00
boobs it is really [ __ ] weird like i
244:03
saw it someone photoshopped a picture of
244:05
me on some naked girl at some point but
244:07
like it was a very good photoshop
244:10
you got things for a year it was like
244:12
really my pp is confused it wasn't they
244:14
photoshopped me onto it like they
244:16
photoshopped her onto me like in a photo
244:18
in the same pose and everything
244:20
uh i don't even know how they did it it
244:22
might have been like an ai because it
244:23
was like perfect and it i saw it it was
244:26
on the nsfw thing and even got deleted
244:28
from there
244:29
but like holy [ __ ]
244:31
it was a it's [ __ ] it is weird
244:33
because like i don't know
244:35
it's a weird thing to see yourself like
244:37
that but
244:38
odd
244:40
yeah
244:41
not a face swap like genuinely they they
244:43
did it like disgusting please lincoln
244:47
no it was a it was it's been deleted now
244:49
i think it might be exist online
244:51
somewhere
244:53
there's been a [ __ ] ton of deep spikes
244:54
of me none of them are any good um
244:57
none of them are any good there's but
245:00
the one that this guy did obviously he
245:02
was very good at photoshop and he'd like
245:04
made like i do mean like every single
245:06
photoshop and deep fake of me looks
245:08
garbage and besides this one
245:10
sounds and looks like a very euphoric
245:12
experience with these bobs
245:15
they're [ __ ] weird looking eh
245:19
that's just like a [ __ ] it's odd man
245:26
one bounce for the road
245:28
just did i can only bounce them outward
245:33
good lord
245:35
uh i saw that i prefer my fanboys to
245:37
have a bulge sorry mods i'm down bad man
245:40
fair
245:41
i'm not sure who's here for the femme
245:43
boy [ __ ] and who's here for the girl
245:44
[ __ ] but
245:47
either way i'm providing
245:51
how much was it for temp ones it's still
245:53
the same it's just you've got to also
245:55
get them out again
245:56
so i don't know half a million sounds
245:59
like a pretty decent price you know to
246:02
do like
246:03
you know not bad both
246:05
both both both
246:07
both
246:08
fanboy
246:10
fair enough
246:14
here for the fin ship
246:16
fair
246:18
good lord well i was here for minecraft
246:20
content whoops sorry i don't think i'm
246:23
gonna be in the dream smp anytime soon
246:25
um
246:27
you know
246:28
i don't know if dream really likes
246:32
i don't know if this is really his vibe
246:34
that he goes for with adding people you
246:36
know
246:39
i mean i've i mean [ __ ] we'll see listen
246:42
as soon as i get the discord dm from
246:44
dream that's like hey
246:46
stop what you're doing come join the
246:47
dream smp i will do it
246:52
full e cup permanent implants oh no
246:54
jesus
246:57
that would be pretty bad
246:59
that would that would look pretty awful
247:00
i think because like you go from zero
247:03
for like flat chest to that that'd be
247:04
pretty [ __ ] yikers
247:08
wait what was this
247:09
shots fired i want to know what the
247:10
[ __ ] car was [ __ ]
247:15
his vibe is more like cheating at
247:17
speedruns oh
247:19
he didn't do that he accidentally
247:21
cheated at a speedrun okay
247:26
you ever get your coin for mcc i did and
247:28
it's really cool i had like this bad
247:30
feeling that it was going to be some
247:31
like hollow plastic coin but it's like a
247:33
real coin it kind of i didn't realize
247:35
you can just get stuff like that made it
247:37
looks great it's really really good
247:39
uh it's really cool i'm [ __ ] yeah
247:42
you got a free coin out of it hell yeah
247:45
you did make a risky mathematician joke
247:46
to dream at mcc yeah and he didn't laugh
247:52
nothing better than that man
247:54
uh
247:55
be on hrt for at least a year to allow
247:57
skin and fan stage before you get breast
247:59
augmentation
248:00
i don't think i'll need to worry about
248:02
it moira
248:03
but that is very good advice for the
248:05
trans girls out there or
248:07
i guess just any girls
248:09
well i guess that wouldn't matter right
248:10
but flat i don't know
248:14
dream smp was better before law
248:17
oh you're kidding me the law made it
248:18
really interesting
248:20
um
248:21
kind of anyway
248:22
i don't know
248:23
i i met like wilbur wilber's one of the
248:25
guys that like writes for it so it's
248:27
really neat to hear him talk about it
248:28
it's cool
248:30
so i know the dream smp law boys or at
248:33
least i i knew i know theories about the
248:35
dream smp law
248:39
from the ramblings of drunk wilbur suit
248:42
uh
248:44
i whisper i wish boobs were detachable
248:48
true uh did you know you can get hrt
248:50
that maintains full functionality down
248:52
below
248:53
i'm sure but it also requires becoming a
248:55
woman i don't know man
249:01
any tips for being as sigma manly male
249:03
as you
249:06
um learn makeup
249:08
that's a good one pink's usually like
249:11
pink usually signals women as like you
249:13
know hey i'm open for uh i'm open for
249:16
[ __ ] you know my seeds ready for you
249:18
to take sort of thing like pink lipstick
249:20
pink eyeshadow pink blush
249:22
uh fake women love that stuff uh they'd
249:25
like that
249:27
what the [ __ ] you need to be trained
249:28
manly man
249:30
what's this
249:36
[ __ ] you have to dance like a true
249:38
man what get a dance like a true man
249:46
how natural do the bobs feel genuine
249:48
question
249:48
if i'm not touching any like whole like
249:51
normal
249:52
not good uh when i'm doing that
249:55
not natural but like
250:00
they feel like how fake boobs would feel
250:02
if you've ever felt fake boobs
250:05
that's why you're wearing pink lipstick
250:06
yeah to attract women
250:11
oh
250:12
haven't been able to catch a stream in a
250:14
while how have you been
250:16
love you pretty good i just got a weird
250:19
cramp in my forehead so now i'm just
250:25
oh
250:28
is this tos
250:30
[ __ ] if amaranth can do it
250:32
if amaranth can do it i'm good i was
250:35
scrolling down twitch and i just
250:36
literally saw a girl in a bikini with a
250:40
pool way behind her just dancing to
250:43
house music
250:45
and with like 500 viewers and i was like
250:48
okay so this is just fine isn't she ben
250:50
no
250:51
um i'm not amaranth but like this random
250:53
girl i saw it yesterday
250:55
amaranth thumbnails are always toss yeah
250:57
amaranth is kind of smart how she did
250:59
all that like um
251:01
when you i don't know if listen i don't
251:02
know how many of you are kumas
251:04
but her like
251:07
youtube thumbnails
251:09
[ __ ] i can't even i genuinely can't show
251:11
them on on twitch if i turned on screen
251:13
share i would i can't show them right
251:16
because that's why they're on this right
251:18
but like they do really [ __ ] well
251:21
like um 300 000 views per video minimum
251:25
like a bad performing one is 300 000
251:27
views and she uploads
251:28
once or twice a week
251:30
twice a week
251:32
[ __ ] shit's crazy man
251:35
like
251:37
how does she even [ __ ] give me
251:39
a dare
251:41
yes i dare you to try and touch your
251:42
elbows together what the [ __ ] okay yeah
251:46
okay i can't watch it um
251:52
like
251:55
the top comment
251:57
bro
252:01
okay
252:02
yeah
252:03
so you know
252:06
good lord
252:08
yeah i mean she's she's been really
252:10
smart about it like she just does like
252:12
try on videos and [ __ ] like that shit's
252:15
clever as hell
252:18
i think she has another one too
252:20
that's ass okay
252:26
you got bob's for a year now one night
252:28
of alcoholic debauchery and i seemed to
252:30
have missed quite a few new things
252:34
have we really convinced people that
252:35
these are real
252:37
uh
252:38
no
252:40
no i have not got real titties for a
252:42
year um however i know that's probably
252:45
going to be one of those things that
252:46
just
252:49
i know that's going to be one of those
252:50
things that just go around
252:53
but still i don't feel i don't have real
252:55
boobs for a year i said for half a
252:57
million i would i said 300k but i want
252:59
300k after taxes specifically so half a
253:02
million
253:04
you have a cups naturally i don't have a
253:06
cups naturally i have i have no cups
253:11
i naturally his body is responding to
253:13
his girliness
253:16
my [ __ ] god
253:17
here comes the juicy fanfics there's
253:19
been no good fanfictions
253:22
i'm not looking for a novel there's just
253:24
been no smut and i'm not entertained by
253:26
just like and then they held hands you
253:28
know what i mean
253:31
where the red skirts you would receive i
253:33
don't remember which ones you're on
253:35
about oh you mean the tutu
253:38
try makeup to blend bobs into skin they
253:40
wouldn't it's no
253:42
it wouldn't it just straight up wouldn't
253:44
there's a gap you know like it wouldn't
253:46
there's just no shot
253:47
um
253:50
i'm like even if you made them like
253:52
completely skin tone they wouldn't look
253:54
like like completely my skin tone they
253:56
wouldn't look like real boobs at all
253:59
you like the weird fanfics well yeah
254:00
they're the most entertaining ones i'm
254:02
not watching fan i'm not reading
254:04
fanfictions to get off i'm watching i'm
254:05
reading the fanfic or watching [ __ ] if
254:07
someone animates one i'm reading fan
254:09
fictions because they're funny
254:11
one day some rich sugar daddy is going
254:12
to come along and there shall be boobs
254:14
i'm waiting for the day let kyle know
254:17
that i'm here to receive
254:19
300k after taxes 500k before taxes for
254:22
boobs
254:23
uh yeah i think the i i'm waiting for
254:26
that to happen but no sugar daddy has
254:28
approached me yet or at least no one
254:30
that's
254:32
no no no no like [ __ ]
254:34
multi-millionaires have approached me
254:35
yet sadly but i need to you know there's
254:37
like dating sites for that you can sign
254:39
up to be like oh hey i'm available you
254:41
know but then again all of those women
254:43
are like tens you know
254:45
like
254:47
the girls that like get sugar daddies
254:49
are like
254:50
you know they they could be movie stars
254:53
if they knew how to act you know what i
254:54
mean
254:55
so
254:57
they're just like 10 10 models
255:00
but
255:01
maybe maybe some fanboy we'll get one
255:03
too
255:04
where's mr beast i'm sure he would do it
255:06
pierce is called when dude uh that's
255:08
gonna be [ __ ] i've gotta wait till they
255:10
open again
255:12
yep quite a few
255:14
uh yep quite
255:15
quite a few sites like that dude i want
255:18
one though
255:20
i want one i need a sugar daddy unless
255:22
all sugary mummy
255:24
provided they don't want to see anything
255:27
provided the arrangement is
255:29
just to give me money you know i don't
255:32
really know if that's how it works
255:36
but oh wouldn't it be good if it was
255:38
[ __ ]
255:40
just a wholesome sugar yeah just like a
255:43
you know you wanna
255:46
one like a few million i go yeah and he
255:48
goes all right you know that's what i
255:50
want i think you misunderstood the trade
255:52
i don't know what
255:54
the trade is i'm not as far versed i'm
255:56
picking a sticker off this thing i'm not
255:58
as far versed in sugar daddy sugar baby
256:01
culture do i know
256:04
sugar daddy and or sugar i'll show them
256:06
whatever they want
256:08
i mean
256:10
depends how much money is being
256:11
exchanged
256:15
what's that one joke that everyone likes
256:17
to make of me that's like
256:19
the [ __ ]
256:21
uh
256:23
basically just calling me a [ __ ] they
256:24
tend to want dates 100 nips expectations
256:28
you sound ex you sound experienced with
256:30
it kitty not too not to not to
256:34
suggest anything but you do
256:36
sound like you know what you're talking
256:37
about if i was richer i'd be your sugar
256:39
mommy
256:41
[ __ ] yeah thank you jessica
256:45
uh it could be just keep me company
256:47
sugary not sex type
256:48
bro well yeah but there's less money in
256:50
that i feel like if i was gonna pay for
256:52
like
256:53
anything for what i mean [ __ ] i can't
256:55
even imagine paying for anything
256:56
considered performing or acting did an
256:58
episode about
257:00
the emotional range for it
257:03
not the talent though
257:06
not the talent of acting ever um i've
257:12
checked really pushing finn down the
257:13
slope in a little bit
257:16
but the titties though
257:22
sorry i'm just looking at my tits i
257:24
should be doing something else
257:25
um
257:28
let me see the new reddit post let's see
257:30
what has been happening on reddit woody
257:31
in the chat
257:32
really
257:34
oh yeah like okay
257:38
like like there's uh i shouldn't have
257:40
checked the reddit
257:42
i shouldn't have checked the right oh hi
257:43
woody's game attack oh wait wait wait
257:46
what's the text though i wanna know the
257:48
[ __ ] text kitty got
257:50
oh youtube's doing uh
257:53
[Music]
257:56
i want to know what the text was oh [ __ ]
257:59
i asked my wife i could touch your boob
258:01
she said no way
258:02
i asked if i could touch taylor's boob
258:04
she said no problem the rules feel these
258:07
rules feel unfair and arbitrary
258:11
wait yeah that's an interesting thing
258:13
why wouldn't they be able to touch mine
258:16
would his wife why
258:18
they're not real in fact they're less
258:20
real than what taylor's would have been
258:23
i just happen to be wearing i just
258:25
happen to be wearing workout clothes and
258:27
lipstick
258:29
that's that's uh it's interesting where
258:31
you get the lines from that's funny
258:34
arbitrary arbitrary arbitrary
258:38
arbitrary
258:40
arbitrary arbitrary
258:42
arbitrary
258:44
it's [ __ ] hard work anyway
258:46
she's jealous
258:48
jackie i'm so sorry
258:51
did you see the bit oh [ __ ] i i want to
258:54
know how this managed to get around
258:56
that's oh good
259:00
damn
259:06
okay there we go
259:08
i am a sub now
259:10
bow before me you lesser nonsense admire
259:12
my royalty status i can increase that
259:14
actually let's vip you
259:17
put his gamertag there we go
259:19
wow woody's now a vip let's go
259:23
maybe finally
259:25
yeah i was gonna say these aren't even
259:26
real you can
259:27
from angle bro the wrong angle you can
259:29
see them you know they're not even real
259:31
anyway
259:33
by the way woody choose to invite me
259:34
back onto pka i will wear this okay just
259:37
so you know that's the that's the
259:39
trade-off here that you will get
259:41
cool
259:43
increased view duration worse comments
259:49
i'm in let's go
259:52
i'm down i'll go i'll i'll do bimbo mode
259:55
finn for another pk
259:57
that seems fun
259:58
there
260:00
what is game ago oh wait [ __ ] yeah when
260:02
are we gonna we've got to do that thing
260:04
where the where all the hosts are pka
260:07
i offered to send you wigs i want to
260:09
test my theory on that that'd be a good
260:11
bit i want to test the theory of who
260:13
looks better as a woman you have to do
260:14
makeup i just want to send you wigs so i
260:16
can get a so you know we can see
260:20
yo finn if i sent you 50k
260:22
would you bleach your hair and dye the
260:23
ends pink
260:26
oh [ __ ]
260:29
no
260:29
no maybe [ __ ] pka girl episode oh hell
260:33
yeah
260:35
are you with kyle still bro you could do
260:36
his makeup you could totally do that you
260:38
gotta shave her beard though i could
260:40
break i could break out my lt
260:43
dangle reno 911 custom what the [ __ ]
260:47
seems like you're fit you're gonna make
260:48
me google this because i have no idea
260:50
what that is lieutenant lieutenant uh
260:52
okay lieutenant then i can't even
260:54
pronounce it
260:55
let's see
260:58
okay
261:03
okay wait i'm just making sure there's
261:05
nothing i can't show on stream
261:08
all right this seems fine
261:10
i think this would be good i think this
261:12
would work great but from the from the
261:14
like from the camera up right like from
261:17
here up you can't tell that you're
261:18
wearing
261:19
that
261:20
just looks like a regular police uniform
261:23
i think that's just how american police
261:25
are right
261:26
like it the only difference is longer
261:28
trousers right
261:30
uh are you a trans woman or a man i'm a
261:32
man i'm a big
261:34
[ __ ] that would that okay well i
261:36
actually looked pretty good there for a
261:37
sec uh
261:39
i got up a coffee a few times and over
261:41
yeah i got up for a coffee few times and
261:42
over shed
261:44
nice
261:45
oh wait hold on
261:47
one sec let me just get up for a coffee
261:49
do it for the views
261:51
we know you have the 500 000 i'm just
261:53
grabbing a water from my fridge a coffee
261:56
you could say
262:29
oh wow that what a great water oh my god
262:32
is that that dress that's still there
262:36
all right
262:39
i got that i got myself a kind of water
262:47
anyway
262:48
oh my god
262:51
i've completely lost the i've completely
262:53
lost the uh what's it called the like
262:56
motor function to open cans now normally
262:59
i just use an object since i was so used
263:01
to having fake nails on for the longest
263:02
time
263:05
ah
263:07
how about you get some breakfast
263:09
a good idea
263:12
yeah i haven't um i haven't done that
263:14
yet
263:15
it's horribly scary it looks like a
263:16
girl's body it doesn't though it looks
263:18
like a guy's body
263:20
member girl problems yeah i've um
263:24
i i do have like a guy's body like i am
263:27
still shaped like like a guy
263:29
um but i'm not like what's it called
263:32
i don't know there's no i'm still i'm
263:35
i'm down white but i'm still not like
263:37
quite what's it called shape that way
263:40
then i have a girls girl's body yet
263:44
no hips exactly zero hips i'm like
263:48
like genuinely
263:49
this is a good representation of how
263:51
much hips i have this is like my body
263:53
shape like michael phelps i am
263:57
i'd say
264:00
michael phelps so marisa has seen me
264:02
shirtless before obviously we've been
264:04
here for like a year um we've
264:08
the uh marisa has said like
264:11
uh i look like michael phelps genuinely
264:16
or not like you know not as built
264:18
obviously but like the the waist to hip
264:21
ratio the race the waste to hip ratio of
264:24
michael phelps i'm shaped like an arrow
264:31
good lord
264:33
no oh
264:36
sensing cap can you stand up in t-pose
264:39
like okay it's gonna be good for the 3d
264:40
model if i just stand there and go like
264:42
that
264:42
um but yeah like
264:45
not um
264:47
so like shoulder hip sort of thing
264:50
it's kind of normal i guess not terrible
264:52
not great still going to lose like a
264:54
little bit of weight so maybe the waste
264:56
will go a little bit but yeah a little
264:57
bit more you know
265:00
oh my god the [ __ ] chat is not
265:05
hey jesse
265:08
jesse kettle what a [ __ ] good name
265:10
anyway
265:12
uh
265:13
damn those abs
265:19
no abs bro maybe maybe in like good
265:21
lighting
265:24
not gonna happen
265:26
ah
265:28
12 why
265:29
uh so this is peak male performance
265:31
referring to john and i right
265:34
yeah
265:36
sure you and john i haven't seen you
265:38
though stuff since john
265:40
but mainly me
265:42
why are you sticking your ear out when
265:43
you walk
265:48
that's bs i won't stand for this type of
265:50
slander is why i just realized there's a
265:52
black bar like
265:55
what the [ __ ] is my camera not fully
265:56
done look at that
265:58
oh my god my camera wasn't fully on what
265:59
the [ __ ]
266:00
what i don't even know what you're on
266:02
about i am gonna go grab an apple
266:03
because i you're right i do need
266:09
[Laughter]
266:15
i know what you breakfast
266:46
well listen while i couldn't find an
266:49
apple
266:50
i the only thing i have is a banana
266:55
and bananas are also great breakfast
266:57
food
266:58
um
267:00
and i haven't had breakfast yet
267:03
you know
267:06
anyway
267:07
how are you
267:14
the anticipation
267:16
the anticipation man
267:18
uh it's not gonna be anything special
267:20
especially because it's a [ __ ] it's
267:22
like not fully ripe yet don't like these
267:24
bananas
267:25
ah
267:26
no good
267:27
the foreskin of this thing is green
267:33
anyway
267:34
how are we
267:39
you know what i don't think i'm hungry
267:41
enough for breakfast yet you know what i
267:42
will be hungry enough for breakfast
267:45
maybe when the donut goal hits six grand
267:46
i think that's when i'll be hungry
267:58
anyway
268:02
anyway i mean i'm i'm just gonna be
268:04
drinking water for a little bit
268:08
oh
268:09
man i'm cold hold on
268:11
oh man i'm i'm feeling uh i'm feeling
268:13
kind of cold
268:15
you know what would be like your breast
268:17
forms you know what would be um
268:20
you know be good if i could pay my
268:22
heating bill
268:24
when the goal hit six grand and then i
268:26
wouldn't be cold anymore
268:28
i'm feeling a little bit cold chat
268:37
new rug it's a it's something someone
268:39
sent me for a chat
268:43
oh my god shameless yes
268:46
uh we're all blinded see how you're
268:48
trying to knock us
268:50
[Music]
268:52
oh hi
268:53
has it f1 nn5 tag fully cracked or do we
268:57
have full femme boy and i did a name
268:59
update i was miss kiss
269:01
okay
269:03
egg fully cracked or do we have a full
269:05
fanboy
269:06
i don't really know what you mean egg
269:08
hasn't cracked and i don't know if this
269:10
is full fanboy
269:12
from homophobic to cross-dressing was i
269:14
homophobic ever when was i homophobic
269:17
almost like ever homophobic
269:20
what the [ __ ]
269:23
i mean
269:28
i might have said something when i was
269:30
three before i knew what gay people were
269:32
maybe maybe when i was three
269:34
but you know ever since i learned that
269:36
people are people maybe not as
269:38
homophobic
269:40
tell some bathwater i've talked about my
269:42
theory on this shower water is going to
269:43
be way better shower water has more skin
269:45
to skin contact than bath water if you
269:48
get really unlucky with the bath water
269:49
you get the end of the pool bathwater
269:51
not worth it i don't think
269:54
people people i don't know
269:56
this isn't even a jacket it's a dress
270:00
anyway
270:02
uh
270:03
bath water gets to soak
270:05
i guess a little bit but like
270:08
i don't know
270:13
i was a homophobic [ __ ] in middle
270:14
school in high school and then like oh
270:16
[ __ ] you
270:19
uh in
270:20
my school and then a friend came out to
270:21
me and i taught me better [ __ ] yeah i'm
270:23
glad you changed man
270:28
you did say six thousand dollars right
270:40
all right well
270:43
listen as i was grabbing the banana from
270:45
the kitchen i knew where this was going
270:47
uh well anyway
270:49
so boys
270:50
um
270:53
how are you i'm just starting my day it
270:55
is technically the a.m it is a day hey
270:58
was thinking thanks for the five gifted
270:59
subs
271:01
how are we how are you
271:04
ready to clip bro
271:07
i don't know whether i should do the uh
271:09
just a nibble off the top thing or like
271:11
just trying one one gulp do you think
271:15
i think i could do it in one
271:24
oh [ __ ]
271:28
i got an ad
271:29
wait what if i ran an ad
271:34
oh god that'd be good so i ran an ad
271:36
like just as soon as i was about to do
271:38
it
271:40
all right let me fix my boobs
271:43
anyway
271:47
dude this is weird
271:49
it's really nerve-wracking all right all
271:52
banana in the tip
271:54
they'll banana in the tailpipe
271:59
most clippable day yet
272:01
driving down the slope in a snowmobile
272:03
with your foot on the gas that's all you
272:06
got it's a shitty banana
272:11
it's not even ripe it's not even a ripe
272:13
banana
272:15
god
272:17
it's all right though
272:27
you've inspired me to dress how i want
272:30
also shove it down in one shot
272:34
it goes right from wholesome to just
272:36
also shove the thing down your throat
272:38
uh maybe not
272:40
ah
272:41
green bananas with salt is the only way
272:43
i've heard sometimes they like fry
272:45
bananas is that an australian thing or
272:47
it's somewhere else they like fry
272:48
bananas and [ __ ] and apparently it's
272:50
really good i sent you a dm on twitter
272:53
uh i'm going to finish up cooking how
272:56
have fun with this mess thank you
272:59
i always talk about this is all um
273:01
a great plan
273:02
i'll check it
273:05
uh show you from across the discord oh
273:07
sweet awesome all right i got you
273:10
uh you may need to add now [ __ ] it
273:12
you may need to add me
273:15
oh no [ __ ] i'll find you
273:18
got like 10 000 frame requests
273:21
170k channel points
273:24
what do
273:26
i have no idea i haven't really made
273:28
anything that's useful for channel
273:30
points yet
273:31
um
273:32
i mean [ __ ] you could have used to have
273:34
redeemed a walk and i planned to do a
273:36
walk from the middle first like a
273:37
monster
273:39
oh [ __ ] that would have been good oh
273:41
well i get i gave you a good clip
273:43
instead
273:44
um
273:50
i've got an
273:52
ap qrs
273:55
t wait pretty
273:58
[Music]
274:01
dude i'm just scrolling down this friend
274:03
friends wait [ __ ] i haven't accepted a
274:05
friend request from scott
274:08
this has to be the juiciest and most
274:10
clippable stream ever you haven't
274:12
accepted scotland
274:14
it's going to get posted in the
274:15
following days oh well 6k is 6k i guess
274:20
yeah
274:22
thanks for the 6k boys
274:24
um
274:25
i'm just just reminding you think have i
274:28
not accepted technoblades oh my god i
274:30
thought i didn't expect [ __ ]
274:32
dude i haven't accepted a lot of friend
274:34
requests this is no good
274:40
[Music]
274:43
what the [ __ ]
274:45
ten toes
274:48
i have no idea how this i cannot find
274:50
this oh i know and
274:54
i know that what
274:57
i can't find any am i stupid i think i'm
275:00
stupid
275:03
ah
275:05
i found you oh that you spelt it wrong
275:07
damn [ __ ]
275:09
all right anyway this is the perfect
275:12
outfit for a walk oh great outfit for a
275:14
walk it's freezing in my house let alone
275:18
[Music]
275:20
maybe not ah
275:25
that ain't chest acne it's just shave
275:26
marks
275:28
no it's just like
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i only have a couple like couple spots
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on my chest they like appear disappear
275:33
every now and then like um yeah it's not
275:36
shave marks i don't need to shave my
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chest or all back i just you know
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[ __ ]
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i don't know man it just happens bro i'm
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21.
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i'm 21 and i'm still somehow going
275:45
through [ __ ] puberty apparently
275:48
but
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yeah i sti i need to go to like uh one
275:52
of those like hyper expensive like fix
275:54
your skin in the day i came out i was
275:56
non-binary yesterday oh miss me also
276:00
don't get a sugar daddy it's not worth
276:02
the jaw pain
276:05
that was pretty good that's it
276:08
i d it depends how much you're getting
276:10
paid though second puberty prague pog
276:12
oh god no no help you but bro of course
276:15
dude the um when is second puberty
276:19
supposed to be like what 25 that [ __ ]
276:21
terrifies me
276:23
if i start growing [ __ ] chest or back
276:25
hair i think that's i think that's it
276:26
for me i think i i think it's well
276:29
if i have enough money for laser hair
276:31
removal then it's gone at shit's gone
276:34
i'm not ever having uh
276:35
i'm not ever having [ __ ] chest and
276:37
back hair it's not gonna happen
276:39
that and like my god
276:42
the hairline bro i'm uh if my hair
276:45
starts receding [ __ ]
276:49
bro what i've not heard of that i'm 23.
276:51
you don't know
276:53
there's a second puberty
276:55
it's like where everything starts
276:56
hurting
276:58
that's when you like becoming an adult
277:00
right
277:02
hrt protects you from chester
277:04
so all laser beams
277:08
your puberty is just confused cause of
277:10
your streams
277:12
yeah it's trying it's it's working hard
277:15
man that's about 35 oh okay
277:18
wait but then someone else said 20 25
277:20
[ __ ] i don't know
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[ __ ]
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uh
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i'm not the first people there's two i
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think i'm 35 and now
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stocking [ __ ]
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lost permanently
277:37
well yeah but like so just take uh
277:40
phenox finoxy
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minoxidil finasteride finasteride's the
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one
277:45
listen i'm in i'm in the family of hair
277:47
care when dad literally does [ __ ] he
277:50
does hair replacement for guys that have
277:51
lost their hair
277:52
if you it like it works fine just take
277:55
just take finasteride it works like i
277:57
think it's like 90 percent of time you
277:58
just need to like take it before you
278:00
even think you do you know
278:04
bit about mental after 35 can concern
278:06
can confirm second puberty
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[Music]
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what the [ __ ] i'm rich how much to get
278:13
real bob's 500k i'm i'm uh right what
278:17
the [ __ ] his name right guy tell me how
278:19
rich are you though enough to just give
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me 500 grand
278:25
show you a bald spot i don't have a bald
278:26
spot do i
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have a bald spot
278:30
oh i can see
278:32
i think i'm good
278:33
i think i'm fine right did you see a
278:35
bald spot i'm good
278:39
ugh most fanboys seem to have a gun of
278:40
sorts any recommendations i i do have a
278:43
gun but not a real one
278:46
what does your peen have in common with
278:48
a shake weight wait for it wait a bit
278:50
longer they both exist to be violently
278:53
shaken as a form of exercise
278:56
i would agree with that
278:58
i would agree with that comment i think
279:03
uh
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let's see i don't i want to know what
279:06
[ __ ] mr right i said the guy that
279:08
came into the chats like i'm rich how
279:10
much for this worry about a receding
279:11
hairline when you have wigs
279:14
no that's yeah well that's exactly what
279:16
my dad does like he makes wigs for
279:18
people forgot you know have you ever
279:19
seen on like instagram like the guys
279:21
that are like balding and they shave
279:23
their head and they put it on five not
279:24
quite they blew it down and [ __ ] i
279:26
gained twenty dollars
279:27
and my shoulders are now wider for some
279:33
what the reason one eyelash just fell
279:35
out like just with nothing
279:37
you see that [ __ ] what the hell
279:42
oh it was a hair oh my god my hair just
279:44
fell out
279:48
do you say about hrt
279:50
what'd you say uh it stops hair loss
279:52
permanently you say what are the side
279:54
effects
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ah good lord
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there we go
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you become a girl
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[ __ ]
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but you get your hair back though [ __ ]
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full-time girl mode
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damn i don't know if it's worth it then
280:23
who now who do who knew that was all it
280:25
takes to get that um egg to crack
280:27
i dude there's so many like hair loss is
280:30
such like a big issue for dudes there's
280:32
so many ways if you have like
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not even like a lot of money just like
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savings in general you can do it like if
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you've got like 10 grand or something
280:42
you can you can have infinite hair it
280:44
doesn't really matter you just get a
280:46
hair like replacement thing they just
280:48
works like normal hair
280:50
you know
280:51
you got plastic surgeries no i don't
280:53
actually uh even i look this good
280:56
without any surgery
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[Music]
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imagine i'll imagine how good i'll look
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after plastic surgery oh my god
281:06
i'm trying to think what would be a
281:07
viable plastic surgery or would i want
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to get if i got anything what would it
281:10
be
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i've heard you can get like a height
281:14
adjustment like you can go up in height
281:16
right i've seen people go like five foot
281:19
three to like six foot so and it looks a
281:21
little bit weird but i'm thinking like
281:22
if you want to be like i'm five ten five
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eleven depending on when you ask me and
281:26
who you are
281:27
um if you're a woman i'm six foot but
281:30
like it'd be really cool to be six foot
281:32
so if i just went up an inch right or
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two inches
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you know right
281:36
profile check no
281:39
dude if my profile is
281:42
awful
281:46
i wonder if it's on google
281:49
ah
281:51
okay there's no picture of it thank god
281:53
but you know this dude my profile is
281:55
pretty shitty the and i think if i was
281:57
gonna do anything realistically i'd do
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my nose
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i think that's the only bit of my face
282:05
that i'm not
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really happy with but
282:09
rest it pretty good
282:10
i mean if you wear the tail off stream
282:12
while walking around it will also
282:14
develop the walk that accentuates pelvic
282:16
hips way and will tighten up cake shots
282:20
ps you can take off the actual tail for
282:22
modesty reasons
282:24
what
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you mean the butt plug
282:27
you want about a butt plug in a future i
282:29
don't particularly want to put a butt
282:30
plug
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i'll write your name on it
282:33
welcome to the stream
282:36
um infused guys fifty dollars i'll write
282:38
your name on my bald head
282:41
oh
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okay that's terrifying
282:48
what if what a terrifying sentiment
282:50
oh i don't like that one bit
282:53
um
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[ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] the guy that made knives sent me
283:04
pictures that's cool as hell
283:08
oh they're cool little knives
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i don't know what to use them for but
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they're cool
283:13
i like japanese stuff what's your
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favorite rose outfit that you would want
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to see on your significant other
283:19
that's a good question that's a really
283:21
good question um
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[ __ ]
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damn i'm trying to remember what my like
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best one is
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the the [ __ ] the playboy outfit
283:33
dude the playboy outfit looks so [ __ ]
283:35
good if like if i had a girlfriend
283:38
try a session on a medieval rack d
283:43
go with the bone breaker makes you a
283:45
little bit taller in every direction
283:47
your arms longer your legs longer your
283:49
neck
283:50
broken but like cool longer like a
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giraffe
283:53
uh yeah i would say that i was about to
283:55
say i was about to google it but like
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if it was anything yeah the [ __ ]
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playboy outfit was is
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really cool look
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like dude
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that [ __ ] looks great uh this also this
284:09
also looks great
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um i'm not a big fan of the the school
284:13
uniform i wouldn't want a girlfriend
284:14
like that i wouldn't want girlfriend
284:16
really to well i mean it wouldn't be
284:18
upsetting but still this one's also a
284:20
good one this is an underrated one i
284:22
like that one
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uh
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yeah that's about it
284:29
that one's a good one
284:30
those are like my those are my top tier
284:32
for that so like french made
284:34
onesie thing that was pretty cool i had
284:36
a skirt on as well so french made one
284:38
and the play bony one so just all the
284:40
slotty ones
284:47
how about the clothes you have on right
284:48
now
284:49
oh yeah now if i would listen if i were
284:52
if i was the sugar daddy if i was the
284:54
sugar daddy in this this would just be
284:56
like their day-to-day outfit right like
284:58
you just that's it i feel like if you
285:01
got that rich where you could just kind
285:03
of
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have maids and [ __ ] like genu like you
285:06
know but sugar daddy french made [ __ ]
285:08
that's where you'd have them being like
285:09
around him alternatively
285:12
alternatively
285:17
[ __ ] whenever the tesla bots come out
285:23
are they gonna be a thing are they real
285:25
are they properly real i don't know if
285:26
anyone knows but like i know you're
285:28
probably not gonna be the people to ask
285:29
but like
285:30
the tesla bot thing
285:32
it'd be cool as hell to have just an
285:33
army of those [ __ ] right like
285:35
five to ten of them just around the
285:38
house i mean okay my house maybe not
285:39
it's tiny 10 could 10 could fill up the
285:42
room and you'd be walking around things
285:44
but like they'd be like over a million
285:46
right but like if you got a few of them
285:48
for a big house you just put them in
285:51
whatever outfit you want easy right
285:56
all the tesla bots are a vaporwave yeah
285:59
you could totally dress up like your
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tesla button
286:02
whatever you wanted it uh french maid
286:04
outfit playboy bonnie outfit you should
286:06
be going around your house doing that
286:07
easy
286:09
and then have them peg you
286:12
and then have and then have them peg you
286:14
you do anything
286:16
they do what you command
286:18
wait by definition right if it's if it's
286:20
a humanoid robot it is also a sex robot
286:23
right like if it's that
286:26
not teslabot boston dynamics one that's
286:28
significantly less attractive though
286:30
the boston dynamics uh robot
286:34
[ __ ] isn't the robot dog like 75 grand
286:36
uh yeah like this is significantly less
286:39
hot than than the tesla bot
286:42
you know
286:43
it's more
286:44
terrifying and intimidating you know
286:49
it's you know
286:50
i think the tesla what's gonna be better
286:53
tesla robot
286:55
let's see
286:58
yeah like
287:01
it's like more more stylish right look
287:03
at the [ __ ] hips on this [ __ ]
287:05
right they got the dude they know what
287:07
it's for they know what it's for
287:11
and
287:12
and it's like five foot six so like
287:16
they know what it's for they know what
287:18
people are gonna do with it it's fine
287:21
there's no way out of everyone elon musk
287:23
hasn't thought about that
287:28
let's complete vaporwave not gonna
287:29
happen
287:31
it might one day just not anytime soon
287:37
i'm not i'm not a sugar daddy i have
287:38
three mates
287:40
fair it's only if you can get the
287:43
ladies
287:48
the tesla robot was just an actor
287:50
dressed up there was never any real
287:52
robot
287:53
really i mean i know it's not going to
287:54
be a real robot but i at least figured
287:56
it was a mannequin not a person
287:58
that's just some dude
288:02
that's funny if realistic humanoid
288:04
robots were to become a thing they'll
288:06
come out of japan and one of the first
288:08
users will probably be adulterous in
288:10
nature yeah also they be the demise of
288:13
online e-girls and femme boys we'll call
288:16
them fembots
288:18
true i mean
288:20
not really though because your
288:21
personality is a big thing i guess is
288:23
dream your brother
288:30
anyway so [ __ ] this robot right how
288:33
do you think it would be
288:35
dream from the dream s p yeah we're
288:37
related but also how do you think
288:39
[ __ ] this robot
288:40
you've reached my comfort level for a
288:42
hot tub stream
288:45
yeah you know what's weird is i've got
288:47
weirdly used to this like i've got
288:49
weirdly like just fine with this being
288:51
the outfit that i'm wearing now
288:53
i guess i just got used to it during it
288:54
like but i went from wearing like
288:56
essentially like a crop top sweatshirt
288:59
to this and now i'm just like i'm good
289:01
this is solid i think you've been you've
289:04
been getting more alright with it too
289:06
lived your minecraft collab with
289:07
potasticp yeah that was fun
289:09
i definitely won that building contest
289:13
yeah
289:16
god we're discussing the important
289:17
things yes
289:18
thousand dollars for naked i have made
289:20
six thousand dollars to eat a quarter of
289:22
a banana
289:24
what makes you think i'll get naked on
289:25
twitch for a gram
289:29
i think that uh
289:31
i think that maybe your scale's a bit
289:33
misplaced
289:35
uh
289:36
let's be robot the uh let's be real the
289:38
robot would have induction heating for
289:41
[ __ ]
289:42
okay
289:44
what if it overheated though burn burn
289:46
pp
289:48
hmm i tweeted you something about that
289:50
outfit change
289:51
you tweeted it at me or you like
289:54
uh
289:55
or you dm me
290:02
what was it your boobs sticking out
290:03
they're always gonna be sticking out
290:05
you're just gonna be okay with it
290:07
i can't they they just naturally will
290:09
move
290:13
i don't know
290:15
i linked it oh
290:19
gotta do some push-ups your arms looking
290:22
a little weak
290:26
there's no way that's the best face i
290:28
made during that though
290:36
i mean i look pretty damn good there
290:44
oh my god i just thought hold on let me
290:47
go off of this i just saw [ __ ] in the
290:49
it looks like replies that [ __ ]
290:51
slimesicle replied no and it was jesus i
290:54
thought the tweet was a lot more popular
290:56
than it was anyway
290:58
[ __ ] weirdo damn right i am you want
291:00
to see me [ __ ] deep throating a
291:01
banana
291:05
that's me
291:06
classy
291:07
uh i don't know what you're talking
291:09
about by weirdo though it's a bit mean
291:12
rose is the start of the stream versus
291:13
rose at the end of the stream
291:15
yeah
291:18
it's not deep throating
291:20
bro it listen
291:23
i don't know what you'd call it then
291:24
it's called eating a banana
291:26
slowly
291:29
deep you mean belly in bro though
291:32
that's like
291:35
you know pretty far in there i'd say
291:38
that's pretty deep
291:40
what is this
291:41
difference of this like uh
291:44
five inches
291:45
it's probably fine
291:49
i still have the rest of the goddamn
291:50
banana tweet
291:52
oh i'm not hungry yet
292:01
maybe i would be
292:04
if the goal was a different number
292:07
that's what guys think uh meant five
292:09
inches yeah it's about five inches
292:11
um
292:12
ice cream doesn't feel so bad now
292:19
as someone who deep throats i understand
292:21
it takes a lot of practice
292:25
i love the sentence opener as someone
292:28
who deep threats
292:29
as someone who deep throats
292:31
i think
292:34
i think that it should be done more like
292:36
this
292:37
that's really [ __ ] funny
292:40
five inches is average shaking and
292:42
crying
292:45
just
292:46
oh my god wouldn't it be good you know
292:48
those guys they're doing that thing
292:49
whether it's like um
292:51
what's it called
292:53
[ __ ] it's like where they well they go
292:55
like just heard about women's issues and
292:56
they're just crying
292:58
six foot four and jacked by the way
293:01
you could just found out five inches is
293:03
is the average sorry guys
293:06
i feel so bad for them
293:09
shaking and crying six foot four and
293:11
nine inches long by the way
293:17
say hi to dream i'm not really related
293:19
to dream
293:22
me and dream don't really know each
293:24
other that well uh i've he killed me
293:26
with a dragon once or twice
293:32
oh my god
293:35
okay
293:36
so that's something i've got to do later
293:38
okay
293:42
was it a bat was it bad dragon what
293:46
bad dragon wait what the [ __ ] what did i
293:48
say i completely forgot that everything
293:51
dude i forget what i say am i stupid
293:56
am i insane what what the [ __ ] anyway
294:00
bananas go great with mayonnaise whipped
294:02
cream btw what
294:09
whipped cream sure but mayonnaise
294:14
what hold on
294:17
banana
294:19
mayo
294:22
oh my [ __ ] god what
294:25
[Music]
294:31
what the [ __ ]
294:34
hell no oh my god that's the worst thing
294:37
been said the stream so far does finn
294:40
own a bad dragon item no
294:42
i know what they are i haven't been on
294:44
the site but i know what they are and
294:45
then the dragon ones the [ __ ] the
294:49
wouldn't that even it wouldn't even be
294:50
[ __ ] comfortable though right there's
294:51
like spikes and [ __ ] on those things
294:53
i've seen them ain't good
294:56
get one sure
294:58
it'd be an ornament i'll have it on the
295:00
top while i uh go in
295:03
uh
295:04
yeah i'll have it on like uh i'll have
295:06
it on like the mantelpiece when people
295:08
enter my
295:10
home hello you have to get used to them
295:13
thanks amoy
295:16
thanks for the note that you get used to
295:18
the spiky dildos all right cool good to
295:21
know good to know i'll i'll be trying
295:23
them out in my own time chef
295:27
hi there
295:28
how are you
295:30
thanks for the thanks for the nine
295:31
months sub holy [ __ ]
295:33
i can't stop
295:34
seriously since i discovered the
295:36
tapeworm shot
295:40
what do you inject mayonnaise up your
295:42
ass and get rid of tape worms
295:44
that's quite good
295:45
the rib bombs ribbed ones are the best
295:48
you're just talking about dildos now
295:49
some people like fancy things up there
295:51
bum rose
295:53
all right is it fancy hey rose
295:56
you said dream killed you with a dragon
295:58
did you mean a bad dream oh cause i
296:00
think most of chat would like to see
296:02
that clip you whoo
296:04
but he didn't kill me today
296:06
he didn't kill me he just
296:11
he didn't kill me he it it was actually
296:13
quite nice
296:16
[ __ ] i can't even talk about it
296:18
uh
296:19
a dildo's not fancy i don't know
296:23
i wouldn't consider i would i wouldn't
296:25
consider a dildo fancy
296:29
so this same the spicy wait what the
296:31
[ __ ]
296:32
save the spiky dildo for oh well yeah
296:35
yeah god anything is a daughter if
296:37
you're brave enough sun tzu
296:39
uh the art of the the art of
296:41
guests at two simple grocery items but
296:44
doesn't bat an eye at a plastic horse
296:46
member this is great content
296:49
yeah
296:54
yeah man i don't know the stream has
296:56
become the reason i want to go through
296:58
the mud applications
297:00
drop some newbie on on this mess and let
297:02
them at it yeah well
297:04
i got my apologies from everyone i'm
297:06
pretty happy with all of that i'm i'm
297:08
sad
297:08
it's not gay if it doesn't look human
297:13
okay i don't know if you'd want to be i
297:15
don't know about being plowed by a horse
297:17
how
297:19
i don't know that's worse to me
297:21
that's a little bit worse to me i guess
297:24
listen
297:24
okay
297:28
i just gotta i just want to eat my
297:29
banana but i'm just you know i just
297:32
can't afford it
297:34
i just can't afford it
297:35
finn if i married you and got you a
297:37
green card i would be willing to wear
297:39
the playboy outfit
297:41
also it only takes a few months to get
297:43
through the red tape to immigrate to the
297:45
usa i know this because i've been
297:47
researching how to get your green card
297:50
yeah so basically i'm uh to give you
297:53
some perspective on why it's so hard for
297:54
me specifically to get into the states i
297:56
got denied once i got denied from a uh
297:59
tourist slash business visa which is the
298:01
six month uh b1 b2 visa i got denied uh
298:04
around it over a year ago now actually
298:06
so i should be able to apply again but i
298:07
still haven't because of rona
298:10
um in two years actually
298:12
but i got denied and then i went back
298:13
tried again the night again so i've been
298:15
denied a visa to the u.s which means
298:17
that i can't really get in forever kind
298:20
of i just need to really hammer home
298:22
interviews like when i was go if i were
298:24
if i wanted to try it again i'd need to
298:26
convince them that i you know the denial
298:28
was false or some [ __ ] or like
298:31
it's really hard to get him once you've
298:32
been denied once like it's
298:34
it's really quite difficult
298:36
america doesn't symphony true i wasn't
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wearing this though so maybe they would
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next time
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um
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just go as female yeah get a new
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passport change your identity uh go in
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full makeup address say you're a
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different person [ __ ] it who cares
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oh you've been denied a visa i can't
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seem to find that on my system oh are
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you using rose or are you using are you
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using you know [ __ ] jude i said oh
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dude well my new name is rose so you're
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that's not me wrong person i've never
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been denied to the states
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wearing that would help no it wouldn't
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you think this is going to help me get
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into the us you think this this is going
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to help me get into the states [ __ ]
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fanboy i don't think so
299:22
on an ironic statement does phenom wings
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of any sort no
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besides these i own these [ __ ] guns
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though maybe since they're so wide i
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could flap my arms
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oh that was
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oh my god
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my arm's pretty skinny when it's like
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this but
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ah i don't like that
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on a scale of 110 how much do you like
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your chair
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it's a five
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it's a six it's it's quite it's quite
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nice because i've got this thing on it
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right now i've got this like blanket i'm
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quite comfortable
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transitioning because of gender
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dysphoria i sleep
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transitioning to get into america real
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[ __ ]
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yeah
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yeah maybe impressive on thank you
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yeah getting denied doesn't help but it
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helps if you're actually married when
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you reapply for the visa
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um
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kinda maybe i've got a house here and i
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didn't used to when i applied so
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maybe that's something to they deny me
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because they thought it'd overstay which
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is so [ __ ] dumb like
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anyway that that really is stupid that
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like ah yeah this 19 year old with very
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limited finances
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yeah he'll stay in america i'm sure he
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won't want to come back
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[ __ ] nice lips thanks
300:50
i don't even have like lip gloss on or
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anything like that we haven't even
300:52
gotten full bimbo mode
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but pink everything pretty good
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i by the way
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i've 100 taken note of the fact that the
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riskier outfits that i'm in and the
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pinker and girlier i look the higher the
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viewer count is so
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i i i know what i'm doing
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are you virgin virgin
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i don't i mean i don't know about that
301:21
lying about her age that's a girl move
301:22
well no i'm 21 now but i when i applied
301:24
i was not going to zoom in and look into
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the camera please it's devastating
301:38
he's noticed
301:39
monka
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wait can i do like a
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[ __ ]
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titties
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i can't really do it well well i'm in
301:52
the zoomed in view
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yeah
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so more girly outfits yeah i need to get
302:04
more i need to do we need to go on like
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a shopping trip together champ we need
302:07
to get some small stuff get the banana
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i've got the banana
302:10
i'm just waiting just waiting till we
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hit a higher number chat
302:19
uh maybe i shouldn't actually promise to
302:20
do that uh i think we got one we got you
302:22
got your one clip i think that's fine i
302:24
think i did a decent job with that i
302:26
don't think we need to do another one
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um
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but
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oh my god my kitties
302:36
he's not working too well
302:39
uh go to mex go to mexico or small games
302:42
in the us yeah but you know
302:44
i don't want to get banned completely
302:48
devastate me you manly man kappa pride
302:52
deal it's time for your it's time for
302:56
your weekly pegging session honey
303:03
what the [ __ ]
303:05
my dms are the weirdest thing
303:21
yeah yeah i should never check twitter
303:23
dm's
303:24
anyway boys i've been
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[Music]
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it's nearly eighteen percent of the
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dollars on the first day
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yeah
303:38
i mean the first day is always the most
303:40
big one i again i still really don't
303:43
think we're gonna hit the goal
303:46
um
303:47
at least like [ __ ] i don't even know i
303:50
don't even know anymore it's like
303:52
ah
303:53
god
303:54
so
303:55
i didn't think we'd hit thirty thousand
303:57
dollars we hit thirty thousand dollars
304:00
but we still had like it was like close
304:03
it wasn't like
304:04
you know it was a close one
304:06
and i also did it for like 40 days too
304:08
like 45 days
304:10
which was a while as well
304:12
30k was early well they're all early
304:14
because they have to be because if they
304:16
hit the if they hit zero then they lose
304:19
but what is hold on let me check the
304:21
calendar
304:22
is it girl month.com okay look so
304:25
chassis who made this thing
304:27
a really handy-dandy little calendar
304:29
website it's actually pretty well
304:31
designed twitter employee right here
304:35
and it's paired [ __ ]
304:37
so far it is last it's lasting
304:41
until january
304:45
so far it's lasting until january
304:48
um
304:49
january the first week of january
304:52
and then we're good
304:54
uh um
304:55
but
304:56
oh my god
304:59
yes transition in the uk become rose
305:02
then move to the us and d transition
305:05
oh what a good idea but isn't i mean
305:07
isn't that just the name change
305:09
you just change your name it's good for
305:10
passports
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um
305:13
[ __ ]
305:14
all right so there was this
305:16
now it's this now
305:18
okay
305:19
oh this is my stream now cool so all
305:22
right
305:23
[ __ ] if it wasn't gonna be february how
305:25
long would it have been for it would it
305:27
be for a year
305:28
it doesn't it's was it may that we
305:30
started it completely
305:32
was it may like completely when we
305:34
started it because then it's like go
305:35
yeah let's go no
305:37
to be go you need to be
305:39
this one so six and then this one will
305:43
be 40 this will be 45 this won't be 50.
305:47
[ __ ] you could make that happen
305:49
there's no way
305:50
nice color scheme thank you there's
305:53
chassis that made it
305:54
i mean
305:58
you know it won't happen it's not gonna
305:59
happen also finster you need to join the
306:01
new mod dc the mod group has grown out
306:03
of the previous chat oh okay [ __ ]
306:06
all right
306:07
just invite me to it
306:09
or is it there an invite in the group
306:10
chat
306:15
oh also i can send a letter with
306:16
necessary information with marriage and
306:17
green card if you want i'm serious about
306:19
trying everywhere
306:21
for context i'm a 28 year old yeah i
306:23
mean honestly my guy i'll just hire an
306:26
immigration attorney i already know one
306:28
um
306:29
i've got like a um a friend's
306:31
oh [ __ ] hi peach i was just talking
306:32
about you nice chicken cutlets look at
306:34
this peach
306:38
look at this [ __ ] bro
306:40
oh [ __ ] [ __ ] boobs bro look at this
306:43
hey you want to see what i did
306:44
i like those cutlets wanna see this
306:47
wait wait
306:52
someone sent me a calendar uh
306:55
i checked twitter one time [ __ ] where
306:57
was this
306:58
what was this mentions
307:01
okay
307:02
oh peach look at this
307:04
um
307:05
so all right start of the stream right
307:07
this is how the stream started by the
307:09
way
307:11
looking good
307:12
looking cute got some got very very pink
307:14
makeup going on but looking good right
307:17
so you look good
307:30
[Music]
307:31
i was hungry
307:33
you want more money for more banana
307:36
sheesh
307:37
smh yes
307:40
the deal wasn't to have a whole banana
307:42
it was just have a bit of a banana
307:44
um
307:45
but i i listen i don't wanna i don't
307:48
wanna get someone to donate a ton of
307:49
money so then i'm i so then i do have to
307:52
eat a banana in a suggestive way so i'm
307:54
just gonna eat my banana like this
308:01
sorry
308:05
um
308:07
you know it's growing on me it's a good
308:08
banana
308:11
this is premium thing content you're
308:12
getting today yeah
308:17
hey listen
308:19
i it did cost six grand so far that's
308:21
true
308:22
that was still pretty suggestive how on
308:24
earth was that suggestive i just ate
308:26
something you just saw me with my mouth
308:28
open and that was it
308:31
like a normal bite of a banana is
308:35
right now it's not suggestive at all
308:38
suggestive way tip
308:40
yeah
308:43
it was kind of kinky how the [ __ ] does
308:45
that work for any of you
308:49
that's all
308:50
stuck my god
308:55
eye contact oh [ __ ]
308:59
one sec where's my zoom in
309:01
[Music]
309:04
i call scam you just want to reach the
309:07
girl month goal early i just want money
309:19
it's a good banana
309:22
[ __ ] [ __ ] you
309:29
my heart
309:34
all right
309:35
holy [ __ ]
309:38
[Music]
309:40
my god all right
309:42
if you're a girl and how sound like guy
309:44
i'm not a girl i am a guy
309:46
i just
309:48
i sound like guy because i'm guy i'm not
309:50
girl i look like girl because boob but
309:53
no not girl i'm guy
309:55
not real boob
309:56
you are really nursing that banana yeah
309:59
oh also peach hold on you want to see
310:01
the other thing hey look what else i'm
310:03
wearing i've gone like full amaranth fit
310:05
look at hold on
310:09
a full amaranth fit here
310:12
but i got to send him in a po box what
310:13
can i say
310:16
anyway boys i've streamed for five hours
310:18
and 10 minutes
310:20
caked up on a [ __ ] thursday afternoon
310:23
uh on a morning i do genuinely want to
310:26
have some [ __ ] some food and you know
310:28
go about my day um
310:31
please sem is this fanboy paracynical
310:34
me me and pyro know each other i can't
310:37
wait to do his makeup at some point uh
310:39
he has agreed to it he's been he's
310:41
agreed to do it on stream too fun fact
310:43
but um i've streamed for like five hours
310:45
now i'm probably gonna i'm gonna have to
310:47
dip it's wednesday standard combo for a
310:49
sugar baby
310:50
money for her body reminds me of every
310:53
90 day fiance
310:55
oh god yeah
310:57
yeah fair
310:59
but
311:01
um
311:03
ah this is probably the most risky
311:05
stream i will ever do
311:07
so i hope you enjoyed it we get an eye
311:09
contact banana lick not bite
311:12
no
311:14
unless i get paid a ground
311:16
unless i get up to seven grand
311:19
well also why no wait well
311:22
no two lesbians doing each other's
311:24
makeup yeah
311:26
anyway boys i'm gonna dip i will see you
311:28
in the next one uh i'm probably gonna be
311:31
streaming a little bit more frequently
311:33
i'm going to try for every day for the
311:34
next little bit until we uh don't oh
311:36
what the [ __ ]
311:39
that stuff link me the discord okay cool
311:41
um
311:42
oh i got scared but yeah no so uh
311:45
i will see you then boys
311:47
peace
311:49
i thought it was risky i saw the invite
311:51
stuff
311:52
bye boys