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25 hours without sleep time for some
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negotiations boys
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good morning
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good morning chat
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hello
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i just woke up he lied i woke up [ __ ]
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yesterday
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god
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what happened dude i'm i do i'm tired
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it's all hell i've been downing red
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bulls i'm i'm finished one of them i'm
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gonna need to get another one because i
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can feel my energy draining anyway when
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i sleep because i woke up i missed
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yesterday's stream i was gonna stream
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yesterday and i missed it so now i'm
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pissed all my energy is coming from me
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being pissed that i managed to like miss
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the stream when i was going to so
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you know
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yeah i figured [ __ ] it i'll reset the
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sleep schedule i'll stream now that's
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why i'm streaming it you know
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uh now and not eight so because i just
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i'm too tired anyway hello um so i used
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up all of my hoe energy yesterday
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uh we're gonna reset it a little bit
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here hold on let me turn on my camera
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so
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all of my whole energy was used up
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yesterday
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um i have none i have none left we're
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gonna be very appropriate today uh i'm
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in a business suit
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a jacket i
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buttoned up we're gonna be only doing
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sfw
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content
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no titties anymore for forever no
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titties ever
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no um
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no no no bananas it's been a long time
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no
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bimbo [ __ ]
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none of that we're on we're strictly
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business okay bisexual pride transgender
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pride
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damn right
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uh anyway it is really [ __ ] warm in
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my house that's why i'm gonna have to
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take this off
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but like still it's warm i'm i would put
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the business suit back on anyway
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um
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hi there
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but no ho no ho action today all right
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i wouldn't want to
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overdo it at all
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anyway boys
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um
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how are you i currently have no mama
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milkies in right now no titties in right
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now actually
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do you like my outfit well it gets
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better uh guess what i bought you want
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to see party fake chat party face
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chat you want to see no no i'm not i'm
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not being a [ __ ] today
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do you want to see my tits though babe
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you want to see my tits i've got new
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ones you want to see them you want to
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see them estrogen going well padded bra
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is going well
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you want to see them they're actually
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kind of annoying to get started laughing
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face
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[ __ ] i shouldn't do this what [ __ ]
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you shouldn't do this
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oh my god okay
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oh my god
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oh
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right
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so here they are my bra is like showing
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um because i don't fill out this chest
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thing so here's what i've got new knives
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no new tits new bobs
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new boober new bob time new bob time uh
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here's the small one
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here's the medium one
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and
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the large one
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is you know
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like look at my [ __ ] the strength i
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have to put into holding it's heavy
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which one do we go with without seeing
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them which one should we do
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i opened i've seen in school and almost
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had a heart attack
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they look different i bought cheap ones
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uh and they look different how they
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usually look you look hot today i don't
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know how how it would work thank you
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thank you
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thanks super minox
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i see you're back
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crj 25 hours without sleep time for some
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negotiations
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about what why do you want to negotiate
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with me
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okay [ __ ] it should we do a poll this is
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going to get hectic if we don't do a
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poll i need this organized
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how big did the boob go
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uh oh i already it already happened the
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mods were ahead of me
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larg small mid what b
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vote in the ball chat it's
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70
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70 percent large oh it's going down
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though 66 percent but it's only the
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closest contender is 20.
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someone spent a ton of money on that and
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you just threw it on the floor it
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literally said in the instruction please
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throw it on the floor for 24 hours and
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you're taking the piss that i put it on
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the floor for 25 hours i'm so sorry
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okay largest wanted
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large is it 65 percent of the vote fine
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but i'm gonna warn you
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i'm gonna warn you
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you know hold on let me i can't show you
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the i can't show you them
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[ __ ] how do i open this
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what the [ __ ] oh
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i can't show you these
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but i'm just gonna do
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a quick thing i'm just going to drop it
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on the desk okay
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i'm just going to drop it and you're
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going to hear a thud
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ready
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you did not clean up the sim mounted
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that way
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you know it's that big show the back
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they're large
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and they're like
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my god
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you may have
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this misunderstood
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you can see me in the camera
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just like the real ones
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anyway uh
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the back pain size oh that's such a
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better name
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after like double d cups i think what's
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the next one after that e that shouldn't
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have a letter anymore that should just
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be like scale of pain like the pain
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index
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these are gonna look [ __ ] stupid by
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the way and i know they are you need a
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shoe rack i have a shoe rack i have two
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shoe racks and they're both full
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hold on i know i can't show this one
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wait wait i've got an idea
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oh my god
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i think i may have found like
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i think i may have found my perfect plan
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for this hold on
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what's
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this oh that's not gonna work uh let's
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do
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i think i've got a great idea for doing
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this without without getting banned on
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twitch
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okay
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uh
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let's do new one
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and let's set it to
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what a day to skip work an early stream
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also i say mid is probably a far better
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size
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hold on
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i'm creating a censorship bar
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just give me one moment to put these on
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uh
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just give me one second
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all right solid all right give me give
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me a minute i gotta do this i don't want
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another i don't want a nip slip
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happening bro
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oh my god they're cold
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oh my god they're [ __ ]
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they're cold as hell dude these are like
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full pregnancy why'd they put these in a
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[ __ ] my bra's not big enough
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my bra's not big enough for this
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oh my god finally one [ __ ] wait my
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brother's not big enough
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i don't we saw i shut up
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we shut up
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you didn't see [ __ ] yes we got it you
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got some new lumps of silicone we don't
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get near as much pleasure out of them as
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you do
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i know
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these are these don't work
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chat they don't work chat
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chat
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chat they don't work
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chat i need to like
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ch chat hold on
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fam
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that
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media we may require mediums you want it
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hold on can i like slow can i show you
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how much these don't fit
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good [ __ ] lord
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what they're showing dressing more like
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a slope lately
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no
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don't fit bro my brother is still it's
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cold and they're large can you see
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i think af
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i think medium is gonna be the better
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one without the
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hot either way
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also are you gonna respond to my twitter
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messages regarding me making a knife for
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you
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oh [ __ ] i haven't seen i haven't seen
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him hold on now nothing fits me anymore
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the top doesn't work i said medium oh
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good to know i need a new bra chat
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[ __ ] they want they aren't equipped for
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this
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my shirt doesn't isn't fitting me
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anymore the one time i want to put on
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like a waist trainer i was like okay
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well i want to be i want to look hot and
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i want to stay awake
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it's honestly the wise train is a little
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bit too big but still why is your voice
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so low i wonder i'm going to swap these
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out
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they're very firm by the way
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like very firm
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you know they're firmer than the old
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ones anyway i'm gonna go meet him hold
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on i need my
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i need my bar
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okay
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there we go
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how did you see them last time over here
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like in the camera how did you see them
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when did you see them how uh let's pop
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them there
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how did that even happen
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dude
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i swear if i was gonna like
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they feel like oh tv okay they feel like
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they're um like five children let's
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include a leash
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do i own a leash
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i i don't know [ __ ] i should have
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scoured my parents house for the dog
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leash
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i do have a dog collar that says rose on
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it this is my name on it
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i do have that
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um well not my name but you know
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the character i've created
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thanks for the five gifted subs neville
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okay
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these fit better but these are not small
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[ __ ] i thought these would be like
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normal um dead okay let me show you
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okay
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deb
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don't get me wrong they're big these are
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like you name it these are like d cups
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but like
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holy [ __ ] hold on my bra's like dude i'm
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breaking the [ __ ] bra anyway
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um so basically i recently i ordered a
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lot of clothes off of that one um
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little big one as someone if you can
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clearly guess i ordered a ball of
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clothes off these guys
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and they all came
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and this is one of them
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okay
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please do the large
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large left medium right oh my god fit
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your body size oh okay these good to
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know i'll tell the i'll let the surgeon
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know when he gets around to it
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oh my god okay
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do you want to see the outfit i'll show
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you the outfit
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oh scrumptious looking real cute today
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thank you hold on look at the outfit
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there's the uh there's the skirt and the
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sh and this and the stuff
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look at that bubba you know thigh high
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you remember i said i left the whole
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behavior in uh yesterday or in a you
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know in the last stream i lied looking
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freaking hot fix the pink
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it is a bit scuffed hold on
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like
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it seems fine it's just a little bit
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rotated
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it's off-center
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a little bit okay fine it's good enough
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good enough the middle
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the middle is fine
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what's wrong with the middle
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the middle's all good i think
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right the middle's fine anyway it
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doesn't matter i forgot an instagram
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picture i know i didn't take one because
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i did no
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it was just i was so [ __ ] tired um
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i started my transition today thanks
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finn hell yeah i i mean
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pog i didn't do it to you um
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but i'm glad that i was here for it
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thumbs up
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am i just that powerful now i can just
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get people to transition like it's a
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it's a superpower
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by the way you got me questioning my
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sexuality dude
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i do apparently i do have that power
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good to know uh
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by the way pull them
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pull them off center too and brats pull
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them off center to angular dumb
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true
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no
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um
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i feel like it's a bad idea in this
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skirt it's not exactly like
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it's not exactly like the um
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you know it's not exactly a long skirt
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and i'm not wearing exactly cover-upable
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underwear dude you know i'm not wearing
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any shorts under this
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i don't think i'm going to be twirling i
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could 12 very slowly just not very fast
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at all also by the way
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uh
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i i guarantee you i can guess this but i
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still have to i haven't done like eye
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shadow i haven't done lipstick anything
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like that
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um
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mainly because i finished the makeup
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while the while the [ __ ] while the
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stream was still going uh i finished the
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base layer i haven't done any eye shadow
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i haven't done any lips
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what do you want what do you think would
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be a good color to do
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for that
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i rely on just you
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go
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it looks so great though nice
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uh your hair looks great today total
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bimbo mode
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we're gonna do bimbo [ __ ] as long as
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we're watching for a while
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it's good to be back
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as long as i'm wearing pink
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red would look i i know it's gonna be
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like it's gonna be pink i think like
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maybe we do
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pink eyeshadow and then like
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light pink lips instead of going like
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hot pink everything
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is a thought
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maybe i don't think any like neutral
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color is going to work for this
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mac your lips black
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no
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how heavy are the booba these are fine
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it's these ones
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it's these ones that are you know
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bruh
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these are like
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i have a scale
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i have a scale go ahead and twirl we
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will for sure ignore it if we get
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flashed
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hold on let me i want to put these on
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the scale
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i can't again i can't show you it
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what the [ __ ] my scale no working turn
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on buddy
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they're [ __ ] they're like two and a
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half kilograms
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each
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so that's that that's that i mean i saw
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the i saw the thing flash like yeah
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jesus christ
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heavy boober
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oh wait i also have this
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does this work
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[ __ ]
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we're gonna ignore that
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does this work for this outfit
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all right oh do i have
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oh as a fellow testosterone junkie can
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we have a jungle warfare themed outfit
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green top or military vest aviator
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sunglasses dog tag cargo pants ponytail
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and guns and knifes in the background
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actually that sounds kind of dope
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that sounds sick the large ones look
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properly velma sized they do although
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maybe not in this top i have this
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i have the carriers or the bunny ears
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what do you think
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i think the cat is i made the decision
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for you
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made the decision for you the cat is
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look cool
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uh but the [ __ ] shirt this is a crop
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top i don't own a shirt that has this
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shape annoyingly i just have a crop top
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that has this shape okay wait where's my
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[ __ ] mirror
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oh
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all right
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have we agreed with me by the way i'm
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being more of a
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a dumb today i make the decisions
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uh did we agree with me by the way about
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doing pink eyeshadow and just
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maybe like lip gloss you know
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light pink you know
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yes mommy thank you john
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thank you john where's my image of
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john's thing
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that sounded weird
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this is what i meant though
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which is honestly maybe more weird
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sorry john anyway i've got to do makeup
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for a bit
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uh sorry i can't reach my keyboard right
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now john i'm so sorry it's gonna have to
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stay there until i finish the eye shadow
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sadly oh my god dude i didn't mean to
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i'm so sorry john that's french phobic
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guys he's french that means something
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completely different in french what does
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it mean in french john
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i'm sure you'd love to tell us
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yes we boy [ __ ] i mean what
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just just we uh jessie boy [ __ ]
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on
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and uh and what what's that what's
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quivering in french john
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toxic working environment the poor mods
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i'm gonna go strike
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the french don't have those
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why are you stream so early do not like
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why are you streaming at 6 00 pm
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so so gosh darn early well listen
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people are here i'm here it's time to
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time to leave the french is a public
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service
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i agree
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no one likes them do they
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you can like specific french people but
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not the french you know
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like john's okay
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but the french as a whole
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hey chat you want to while i'm doing
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this
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uh
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i have a story
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hold on i gotta get my eyeshadow perfect
21:54
you wanna hear the story about how i
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pissed on a child
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and now a child pissed on me
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you are wearing a hbay outfit called the
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bondage teddy bear jumper very sus very
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suss
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i love th i love the moment between when
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i say that
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and when he was only sick you're
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figuring out what the story could
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possibly be
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okay so
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i'll tell you the uh how i i didn't piss
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on a on a physical child
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i'll i'll i'll give that
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it was arguably worse
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i'll tell you the story so
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i go on runs right uh freddie put me to
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absolute shame and he said that he runs
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a 5k every [ __ ] morning which
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explains why he's 40 kilo kilograms um
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and it gave me motivation to do go a bit
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further in a run
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so
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i think it's nice with an early stream
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for once i'm normally asleep when you
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stream
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naturally i wanted to beat freddie so i
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carried on running a little bit longer
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than i usually would uh let me turn this
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off
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76.
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was he only six i don't know
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uh
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so here's what happened
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uh i was running around my my local
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woods my local park having the time of
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my life seeing the scenery and i
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suddenly i realized that i've been out
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too long i need to pee
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right happens you're in a woods there's
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trees everywhere and i went all right i
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went far off into the woods
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no one around for a while and i was like
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there that tree that's a solid tree big
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tree i can hide behind it got it gonna
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go piss in the woods one of what many
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benefits of being a guy right
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uh
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uh
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one of the many benefits of being
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hyper masculine guys my pink eyeshadow
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is like kind of acting a fall um
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[Music]
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so basically
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i start peeing on this i start being on
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this tree
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and it's going well having fun looking
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at the scenery it's a calming spot to
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take a piss
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and
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as i look down
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at like the accumulating pool
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i noticed something
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i noticed a little
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wooden panel a little wooden like a
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decorative piece of thing
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which i thought was very strange to be
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in the woods
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and what it was
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was a um what it was i saw this little
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little thing in the bottom of the bottom
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of the tree
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what it was
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was
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my first thought
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was when i saw the words written on it
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thank you ethan smileyface loveheart on
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a little
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on a thing that looks like this
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right
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i went oh my [ __ ]
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god
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but it wasn't
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it wasn't thankfully it was in a child's
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grave that i pissed on
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uh because you're not allowed and then
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you the reality catches up with you and
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you're like this is a public park you
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can't just bury their children and leave
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them around
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a dog's gonna find it you know you can't
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just do that
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so
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uh here's what it was though surviving
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f1 less fundamentally coming out this
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friday on netflix
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don't miss it you spelled my name wrong
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okay so here's what it was uh it was
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actually
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in my opinion funnier than a child's
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grave it was a child's piece of artwork
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that they'd left in the woods for some
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some loving kind stranger to find and
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take pictures of
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[Music]
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and um
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well that very nice
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since may and you finally convinced me
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to cross dress as well i am crawl
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stressed now just to let you know
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got any makeup tips to share with us
26:05
since the egg is cracking for both of us
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speak for yourself uh less is more
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i just did too much pink eyeshadow to
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prove it
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uh
26:17
less is more with these things sometimes
26:20
dear um
26:23
so let me tell you about the second
26:24
story
26:25
also about piss
26:26
and children so
26:28
when i was getting back from the airport
26:30
right i was coming back from the airport
26:32
as one does coming back from uh [ __ ]
26:34
spain right
26:36
and
26:37
again same sort of thing you get off an
26:39
airplane you want to go pee you don't
26:40
want to lose a [ __ ] you don't want to
26:41
use an airplane toilet right so get off
26:43
the plane go pee
26:45
there's a weird first thing i noticed
26:47
which is a bit odd in the men's bathroom
26:49
is that there's a line but not outside
26:51
the not outside the toilet there's like
26:53
a two-person line for the urinals
26:56
there's five urinals but there's only
26:58
two people using them
27:00
and there's a line because no one wants
27:03
to interrupt the spacing in between i
27:06
think there was three people on them
27:07
there's like three people and two were
27:08
spare and two people were in the line
27:10
they both weren't pissing yet they're
27:12
waiting for someone else to leave
27:13
because you don't violate that code even
27:16
if you need to piss so
27:18
that was what i initially thought was
27:19
funny uh and i figured i'd bring that up
27:22
anyway because it's funny in itself and
27:24
i went okay well i'm not standing in a
27:25
line i also don't want to break the code
27:27
so
27:29
just as i'm thinking this a toilet door
27:30
opens up right over there one of the
27:32
private stalls and then out walks this
27:35
[ __ ]
27:37
10 year old per se old enough to go to
27:38
the bathroom on his own but he's very
27:40
clearly like three foot nothing i could
27:42
have like kneed him in the chin i could
27:44
have kneed him in like the chin knocked
27:46
him out cold right he's short he's
27:48
[ __ ]
27:49
unsupervised right and i go okay cool
27:51
toilet free
27:53
and i go i'd like go into the bathroom
27:55
shut the door behind me and as i'm
27:57
turning around shut the door my leg
27:58
touches something cold and i'm like [ __ ]
28:00
okay i've just touched the toilet that's
28:02
just like a [ __ ] you know whatever
28:04
right
28:05
porcelain's a cold material
28:08
and then after a second
28:11
the cold
28:12
feeling
28:14
begins to go down my leg
28:20
how do you miss
28:23
the [ __ ] bowl
28:25
when you're three foot tall
28:28
howdy
28:30
it should be resting on the [ __ ] lid
28:33
when you're that height how the [ __ ] do
28:36
you miss
28:37
it is the size of you could fit a person
28:40
in that thing how the [ __ ]
28:42
who didn't train that goddamn
28:44
gremlin right
28:46
ah were you in girl mode while traveling
28:48
through the airport no well i mean i was
28:51
in like [ __ ]
28:54
a mask i always have like a [ __ ]
28:55
masculine like girl outfit but not like
28:58
you know still doing a skirt but it's
29:00
not oh i'll get you this good it's got
29:02
leggings attached not too bad
29:04
but like oh my [ __ ] god
29:07
the the worst the worst [ __ ]
29:10
experience i've ever had so in girl mode
29:13
i would argue that it wasn't full girl
29:15
mode like if i'm you know someone could
29:18
recognize me as
29:20
someone like it looks a bit like if i
29:22
just draped
29:23
a
29:24
a cardigan or some [ __ ] round my waist
29:26
that's what it looks like it doesn't
29:27
look like
29:29
necessarily on first glance a skirt so
29:32
it's fine but it is
29:34
technically that's intense i've learned
29:36
my loopholes
29:39
um androgynous yeah a little bit because
29:41
with a mask i'm just i just look like
29:42
this without the pink eyeshadow with a
29:44
cap on and everything you pretty much
29:45
just see this
29:47
so
29:48
make your mind up from there what i look
29:50
like
29:50
um but
29:52
a little bit butch
29:55
what's in the [ __ ] hell every skirt
29:57
is fine anyways
29:58
yeah
30:00
it's the oh god
30:02
i missed the safety skirts man i only
30:03
have the one i've been actively looking
30:05
for more and different ones eyebrows
30:07
still feminine yeah
30:10
but like
30:11
not that feminine like you wouldn't look
30:13
at my eyebrows and be like
30:15
what he did what did he [ __ ] do to
30:17
that why is that like that you know the
30:18
warmth of this spooky jelly much chat
30:26
again
30:28
but you lick the door handle to get more
30:29
corona weirdly enough i didn't get
30:31
corona because you know vaccinated
30:33
single vaccinate actually i get my
30:34
double vaccination tomorrow
30:36
congrats to me i can finally [ __ ] get
30:39
it after like eight weeks of waiting i
30:41
get my second vaccine tomorrow boys i'm
30:43
gonna be corona proof
30:45
[ __ ] yeah
30:47
finn you look like a girl hey that's
30:49
awful mean [ __ ] i don't i don't at
30:51
all the [ __ ] is this abomination
30:55
they call me daddy i mean they call me
30:56
mommy they i mean daddy sorry mommy they
30:59
call i can be whatever you want that's
31:01
what i
31:02
am babe hold on
31:05
ah
31:07
where's my thing
31:10
oh wait i have this
31:12
i have a pink lip stain that's going to
31:15
be less annoying than the oh my god what
31:17
color was it i know it's pink but is it
31:19
actually light pink i kind of forgot
31:21
[ __ ] dude
31:22
jesus christ thank you dbbs fix your
31:25
harness
31:27
what about it's wrong
31:30
what about it is wrong
31:32
what so you're into water sports age
31:36
play and cross-dressing you lead an
31:38
interesting life
31:44
no
31:45
what are you also pink with hearts
31:48
also pink with hearts
32:00
that freaked me the [ __ ] out
32:03
that's a very [ __ ] good guess
32:06
holy [ __ ] thank you for the 2 000 bits
32:09
that freaked me out so [ __ ] much that
32:12
you got that
32:16
he that was right by the way
32:18
that like made my heart drop in bed yet
32:21
smh
32:24
uh yeah [ __ ] dude so hold on that threw
32:27
me for a loop the fact that you knew
32:30
what
32:31
thanks thanks for the
32:34
i hate the that's not an even number
32:35
thank you minox
32:37
just do ten i i can i'll take the take
32:39
the financial aid of seven less but like
32:42
i just want it to be even
32:44
girl month six month
32:46
how far are we from five year girl
32:50
five year
32:54
old someone knows the maths on it does
32:56
someone other maps
32:58
wait bro wait you're a bravo every
32:59
zodiac signs has a haircut except
33:02
cancers
33:11
okay the edgy kids are still up but the
33:13
edgy kids got jokes a little bit how
33:15
much do you make off 1000 bits
33:18
i don't know at all um
33:21
[Music]
33:22
however much it costs for you to donate
33:24
it and then half it that's how much i
33:26
make
33:28
i think
33:30
that that's how much it was
33:36
same thing with subs by the way
33:46
is this a good color i don't think this
33:47
is a good color [ __ ] this is lip stain
33:50
oh [ __ ]
33:51
um
33:53
hold on oh [ __ ] uh man
33:57
[ __ ]
33:58
can i get this off oh [ __ ] me
34:05
i'm stuck with this
34:06
[ __ ]
34:09
[ __ ]
34:15
it looks fine i guess it's more red than
34:17
i was going for [ __ ]
34:20
god damn it
34:22
i hate lip stain bro
34:24
i forgot what color is why didn't i do a
34:26
test i was too busy talking
34:28
uh look at the guy better than the pink
34:29
from the other day
34:31
i think from there they looked okay um
34:35
okay this is what i was actually looking
34:37
for
34:38
whoa
34:41
it's just a natural enhancement to your
34:43
lip color yeah that's what that's for
34:45
but it's more ready
34:46
um i'm going for like i guess a light
34:49
pink
35:08
[Music]
35:11
donating subs or subscribing should be
35:13
considered a crime until we hit the dono
35:16
goal
35:17
hashtag simps together strong
35:20
i disagree
35:22
quite a lot
35:23
okay yeah this is a better color um i
35:25
disagree quite a lot that's upsetting to
35:28
me
35:29
um can we maybe
35:31
what the [ __ ] can we maybe uh just
35:34
donate subs instead
35:36
because as much as i appreciate donors
35:39
shimmy gets all the money from bits but
35:41
uh bits cost one cent each is that true
35:45
a thousand bits is ten dollars
35:48
bread
35:49
i don't know if that's right is that
35:51
right yeah i think that's right so ten
35:53
bucks oh [ __ ] thank you
35:56
like for the bread yeast
35:58
stuff is correct
36:00
you yeah
36:01
i don't know i didn't know that actually
36:03
i i've operated on the assumption that
36:04
bits were worth less why did i even
36:06
bother with it then
36:09
i guess it's just inbuilt for twitch i
36:10
guess i don't know
36:12
interesting
36:16
that is the catch oh [ __ ] what is the
36:18
catch
36:19
uh
36:24
twitch sells them for more than one cent
36:26
ah okay
36:27
fair enough
36:29
yeah thanks for the five good subs see
36:31
that's what i mean this is a good thing
36:32
to be doing i feel [ __ ] i haven't got
36:35
used to this outfit yet i feel like i am
36:37
on the i feel exposed sort of train
36:41
is this how i donate subs
36:47
no
36:48
no it's not
36:49
by the way [ __ ] oh here's the other
36:51
thing i missed my like eyelash
36:53
appointment so now my eyelashes i know
36:55
this doesn't look like terrible to you
36:58
but they used to look better they like
37:00
come out over time and [ __ ] so like
37:02
well this doesn't look bad it doesn't
37:04
look like the best don't you get a
37:05
higher percentage of money from the
37:07
donors anyway
37:08
i will unsubscribe in pure protest
37:12
yeah um the subs mean
37:14
less in terms of money
37:17
however
37:19
it also means they don't contribute to a
37:21
goal or i have to dress like this every
37:23
day
37:25
so maybe it's maybe it's more worth it
37:28
to take the pay cut
37:32
when's the salon stream so i texted the
37:35
um i've lost my phone i texted them and
37:37
i said okay uh we we should talk about
37:39
it on the 23rd so i'm going to go get
37:42
the hair back in hopefully on the 23rd
37:44
she responded back saying that she's not
37:47
at her phone right now she'll respond
37:48
later
37:57
that doesn't work out of me anymore i'm
37:59
pretty um
38:01
i love the outfit at peace please tidy
38:04
your room no the card boxes look bad for
38:06
such a handsome lady
38:09
i'm pretty at peace with what's in my
38:10
mouth at any one time i'm usually all
38:12
right with it um
38:14
the cardboard [ __ ] it it create it's
38:17
sound proofing when you think about
38:18
because trans woman and you're well you
38:21
so who's having this baby
38:25
we adopt
38:27
someone else does we just pick someone
38:29
that's like got the good genes
38:31
like they're really smart or something
38:33
like
38:34
we just go to mit and we just pick one
38:36
of them
38:37
and then
38:39
[ __ ]
38:41
yeah we'll just pick one of them
38:45
but it's my i i i get to do it though
38:51
buy lots in a single transaction you
38:54
know simply new is over half the entries
38:56
on my credit card statement
39:03
oh yeah so you don't get a a call from
39:06
the bank bank
39:09
i'm tired as [ __ ] i've got an idea
39:12
i have alcohol
39:16
i have a lot of alcohol
39:19
[Music]
39:22
so how will you address if we hit the
39:24
plus nine month box
39:26
keck
39:28
well [ __ ] it's just i don't have any
39:31
[ __ ] guy clothes like i have no i
39:33
have no [ __ ] guy clothes and i i
39:35
think right now the schedule is to get
39:37
the guy close back in like december
39:40
but if you get i the nine month box
39:42
thing is set that high for a reason i
39:44
would like to keep them in december how
39:47
much for you to clean
39:53
thirty six thousand dollars
39:56
i like it messy
39:58
i like how
40:00
i like the aesthetic i like that i can
40:01
build a fort out of the cardboard boxes
40:04
at any time i want
40:06
i like that power end of december same
40:08
[ __ ] december end of december it's the
40:10
same thing
40:12
it's like what's the end really the 20
40:16
the sec you know like it's
40:19
no one really knows right does december
40:20
end on christmas does it end on january
40:23
it's up for debate
40:26
dan there are so many people who is
40:28
simply for you
40:29
yes
40:30
i'm sorry mr beast that there aren't
40:32
quite as many for you
40:34
however
40:35
i'm there
40:36
i think that you look great in the new
40:38
mr beach mr b shirt at mr beast shop
40:41
duck [ __ ]
40:43
shop dot mr beast dot shop sh [ __ ]
40:46
whatever it is
40:49
[Music]
40:50
december you mean the end of february
40:53
the box got extended two months with the
40:55
thong
40:56
skirt stone no goal
41:01
did it
41:06
did it stop said december
41:10
just now
41:14
but stuff just said it
41:16
that's [ __ ] i forgot
41:20
why would i do that
41:23
now i want to see you building a
41:25
cardboard fort live on stream d
41:28
oh there's not as many though there's
41:29
not quite enough i need to like stack it
41:31
to make walls
41:36
february
41:38
february
41:39
the end of february
41:50
[ __ ]
41:55
this was supposed to be over in april
41:58
april hey
42:00
this year moving around but it's not my
42:02
fault it's rose that's moving me don't
42:05
you hear that buzzing sound why do you
42:08
think she is so happy right now
42:11
[Music]
42:14
so we getting drunk
42:17
i'm down to
42:19
do you want it to be this sort of this
42:21
sort of stream pink choker
42:23
that's a [ __ ] good idea actually wait
42:26
look
42:26
i have one that kind of matches too
42:29
18 months pog
42:31
like on like immediately available to me
42:34
there is a choker that matches this
42:35
outfit that's how like [ __ ] my desk is
42:38
of just like random girl [ __ ] around you
42:40
know what it used to be knives literally
42:42
knives and bb guns everywhere but now
42:45
i'm just a hoe
42:47
isn't the dog collar a better pink do
42:50
you want to vote hold on
42:51
again
42:52
literally
42:53
immediately available to me
42:55
the dog collar and
42:57
a pair of underwear
43:00
um
43:01
there which one which one's better
43:04
the dog color or the or the bell
43:07
the bell on the bow or the dog collar
43:08
with rose on it
43:14
i'm gonna need a vote i think
43:16
yes i'm already drunk hurry up you for
43:19
boy lol i'm gonna say this is the cat
43:21
one and this is the dog one uh
43:27
okay
43:28
go
43:30
i'm gonna oh [ __ ] well someone else did
43:31
one collar cat dog oh wow [ __ ] you got
43:34
there way sooner than me
43:37
i would like to thank mustache for the
43:39
mind games and a moira for being a top
43:41
pervert oh [ __ ] okay it's 70 cat all
43:43
right this one happened to the original
43:46
lock on the box
43:47
i had something about lock picking and
43:50
then the lock was gone and now terry's
43:51
handcuffs scam
43:54
i did them on stream though i broke the
43:56
box um
43:58
[ __ ] i forgot why what was that bit
44:00
where i just like shut the box with
44:01
everything i forgot what it was for
44:04
um
44:06
yeah i don't remember what that was for
44:07
why i did that
44:09
oh my god hold on that's too tight
44:13
just about i just about um gave myself a
44:15
feminine voice by accident
44:19
hold on
44:21
hey cutie looking manly as [ __ ] let's
44:22
get a manly pose from rose
44:25
um
44:25
okay let me put my hair back
44:28
and then like
44:29
okay so it's last long
44:32
and then like
44:34
you know some oh [ __ ] uh
44:44
i don't know what
44:51
you've reminded me of something that i
44:53
disliked
44:54
i cannot pose for photographs anymore in
44:57
regular guy mode and i know that sounds
45:00
like a very small very dumb thing that's
45:02
easy to like well you just [ __ ] pose
45:04
like a guy
45:05
i haven't i never posed in f i never
45:08
like took photos of myself as a guy like
45:11
ever like there's just
45:12
there's maybe like a few photos of me
45:14
online that i've taken of me as a guy
45:16
that says property of fps russia
45:21
oh okay
45:23
but like i never took photos of me as a
45:25
guy because like i just
45:26
i think part of me thought it was funny
45:28
that no photos of me existed
45:30
right hey i have a question are you a
45:32
fanboy or a transgender or a transgender
45:35
i am
45:36
neither i'm a cat boy
45:39
that's what i am take that for your tick
45:41
tock clips [ __ ] you
45:43
um
45:44
so
45:46
basically i had like um
45:48
i had this thing i just didn't take
45:50
photos of myself
45:51
this and then i started doing youtube
45:52
and then it didn't matter
45:53
because my
45:54
my face is everywhere right so like
45:57
i had this i had so like the only times
46:00
i've ever like posted photos have been
46:02
when i was a like dressed like a girl
46:04
i'm like going you know trying to make
46:05
myself look more feminine so now when i
46:07
posed for photos as a guy i genuinely
46:09
forgot what i ever did like what i do to
46:12
look more like masculine
46:14
and like
46:15
[Music]
46:16
you know
46:17
like that i don't [ __ ] know it looks
46:19
stupid now when you tried posing
46:27
it looks so dumb to be like [ __ ]
46:30
you know
46:32
i can't do it it doesn't make any sense
46:34
anymore
46:34
i feel like i'm doing i'm doing oh my
46:36
god i feel like that [ __ ] where like
46:38
girls do impressions of guys and it's
46:40
like it's so far off where they're like
46:43
dudes in photographs be like
46:45
you know like and it's just completely
46:48
wrong but i get it now i don't [ __ ]
46:50
know how how i i don't know
46:53
i forgot how
46:55
that's so stupid
46:59
i never did it anyway like i'm trying to
47:01
think of any photos the only photos i
47:02
ever took of myself is like not my face
47:05
because you know i used to have abs so
47:07
like i have photos of myself in a mirror
47:09
like posing right and i know how to do
47:11
that
47:12
i compose like my body and [ __ ]
47:14
um i'm getting back to that by the way i
47:17
will i will at some point have [ __ ] have
47:19
abs again because i'm determined now i'm
47:22
lost a bit of weight fat ratio going
47:24
down
47:25
body fat percentage to one percent
47:28
photos to assert dominance
47:31
that is the manly man way
47:33
yes
47:34
but like how do
47:35
but like how do you do it though you had
47:37
abs yeah i can't show you pictures of
47:39
that obviously but like yeah you are a
47:42
girl now rose
47:44
no i just eat
47:46
shut up
47:47
lean chin back chest out
47:49
uh
47:50
one hand up in peace sign on number one
47:53
like
47:55
that's so [ __ ] lame
47:58
i cringed i cringed at that
48:03
jesus
48:07
that's bad
48:08
that's not good i don't think
48:10
like uh what else do people do i'm
48:13
trying to like throw up [ __ ]
48:15
i don't know what do i do
48:18
it looks dumb but that's what the that's
48:19
what the crew does yeah i cringe though
48:22
because it looks so stupid blue steel
48:24
it's what i do anyway
48:25
the uh
48:28
it's genuinely [ __ ] hard now
48:31
because i do this so much and i've never
48:33
posed like a like a dude in like a
48:35
photograph before
48:37
even the old ones i don't think i was
48:39
like particularly posing particularly
48:41
masculine like hold on you can find
48:43
photos of me somewhere
48:45
finster guy
48:47
um
48:48
like look
48:50
like i was never like
48:52
i was never good at it
48:54
this one maybe
48:56
but like
48:58
what am i doing bro what am i doing
49:02
look at me in the back i'm just standing
49:04
there like a [ __ ] idiot
49:06
what am i doing man
49:12
i don't know bro it's hard it's the
49:13
hardest hell to do i can't pose for it
49:17
ugh maybe i'll find one at some point
49:22
jesus
49:26
tongue out with crossed eyes is the
49:27
manliest right chat good to know
49:31
i'm trying to find one photo that i did
49:34
that i took well oh okay wait this is a
49:35
decent one
49:37
here's a decent one ignore that but like
49:39
here's a decent one right
49:40
i look okay there
49:42
right right chant i do that's a decent
49:44
photo i have fake nails on but that
49:46
doesn't count really
49:48
hi finn are you strapped into the car is
49:51
that harness
49:54
no i can stand up but i refuse to i
49:58
promise i'm not strapped okay i'm not
50:00
but like you know
50:02
there's the outfit
50:04
wow you know not bad
50:06
cool outfit you say in longing and lust
50:11
and i oblige
50:13
she's a man
50:14
really
50:17
uh
50:20
i got nothing bro
50:26
what the [ __ ]
50:30
when did i post that
50:33
i just saw an image of me that i swear
50:35
to god i haven't posted and it's been in
50:37
my phone
50:38
when did i post that i'm a [ __ ] idiot
50:41
anyway uh i don't remember when i posted
50:43
that but that's scary anyway
50:47
what do i do
50:48
should we drink let's drink i want a
50:50
drink i have everything everyone
51:03
[Music]
51:06
you're in a dude
51:08
posing in photos as a girl would you say
51:11
that you look better as a girl
51:24
well like
51:26
what okay that's like a catch-22 though
51:28
like
51:30
i don't prefer
51:32
i just know how
51:38
okay look if you
51:42
i okay
51:45
i i know the answer that i can give but
51:47
it's gonna sound more sus
51:49
it's going to sound more sus though
51:52
if i tr i ah
51:55
okay look
51:57
i haven't tried
52:00
i haven't tried to be
52:02
[ __ ] how do i say i haven't tried
52:05
to look good as a guy
52:08
in like
52:10
years
52:12
so it's
52:13
the only correlation i have is like
52:15
taller as a girl no joke also also pup
52:18
boy better than cat girl
52:23
but i have tried to look good as a like
52:25
you can do [ __ ] to your parents to make
52:27
yourself look better when you when you
52:29
get when you go you can add clothes and
52:31
makeup and [ __ ] like you [ __ ]
52:34
like you know those like before and
52:36
after photos of like guys and girls
52:39
the before of a guy
52:41
is and the after of a guy is maybe a
52:44
haircut right the before of a woman and
52:47
the after of a woman is two different
52:50
[ __ ] people
52:52
so like this does a lot when you want to
52:53
when you want to clean up for a thing
52:55
makeup does a lot close to a lot there's
52:56
a lot more options out there for you
52:58
right so listen
53:02
it's not
53:03
it's not an egg thing to say
53:06
that sure
53:07
i looked i i would say that if i was
53:10
gonna rate
53:11
both male and female versions of myself
53:15
on a scale
53:25
girl wins
53:27
but i only bought like one point i feel
53:30
like
53:33
oh my god i feel like if um
53:36
i feel like if i really tried
53:38
i felt like if i really tried to be like
53:42
uh masculine again i got a haircut i
53:44
like started working out i could look
53:46
really [ __ ] good
53:49
and i could probably match it
53:51
right if i really tried chug chug chug
53:55
chug chug chug
53:59
dude i'm a lightweight too oh no i'm not
54:01
that's a lie i i can drink pretty well
54:04
i get to a buzz pretty quickly and then
54:06
like
54:07
getting drunk from there i i'm i'm i
54:09
handle that pretty well
54:12
you'd be surprised i think i can get to
54:13
like
54:16
that point in the bottle
54:17
without feeling much
54:19
i can drink maybe that might be okay i'm
54:22
that's [ __ ] i think i can get a bit
54:24
less than that but i'm getting pretty
54:25
fat
54:26
uh
54:28
oh you've got to just make me not
54:30
i hope
54:31
already the [ __ ] inhibitions of like
54:33
i want to order
54:34
keep drinking that drum you always gag
54:37
when you take a sip from it but it
54:39
tastes good
54:40
i'm not gagging it's just like an
54:42
alcohol shake heavy drinker huh
54:45
i don't drink a lot i okay well
54:48
i do drink a lot i just don't drink
54:49
frequently um whenever i go to a party
54:53
which is once every three months i drink
54:55
a lot of girl
54:56
and my body's just like from the bottle
54:59
get a glass
55:10
i like to show my friends your videos
55:12
and ask if she's hot and then turn on
55:14
the volume
55:41
so
55:44
[Music]
55:48
a glass you may you say
55:51
interesting
55:53
how are you
56:03
[Music]
56:15
[ __ ] god
56:19
i'm not gonna drink out of that
56:22
not because i couldn't not because it's
56:24
unsafe because i feel like this is more
56:26
an efficient method of just drinking out
56:28
the stolen alcohol
56:30
ah okay
56:32
by the way the only alcohol i have in
56:33
this room is like aperol and this so i'm
56:36
doing this so i don't have to stand up
56:38
oh wait [ __ ] paint nails i forgot i'm
56:41
gonna do that
56:43
do we do that before do we do that
56:44
during drinking what do we do
56:46
that's a good idea let me show you what
56:48
i have actually i do need to get up will
56:49
i get a glass no
56:53
20 20
56:55
20 20 baby i'm yours 20 21 it's raining
57:00
men
57:02
i don't know what that means all right
57:04
i'm here a bird thing wait hold on
57:10
finn what you just did seems like a
57:12
great idea while you are sober you are
57:14
going to cut yourself
57:21
[Music]
57:24
how to speed or uncutting your lip
57:57
hi
57:58
let me introduce you to nails um so
58:01
here's what i've got uh i don't actually
58:03
know what colors i have though so here's
58:05
what i did i ordered these these are a
58:07
bunch of acrylic nails
58:09
i don't know
58:11
why they've put them into individual
58:13
packs like this i think they're all
58:14
different like sizes
58:16
there's [ __ ] tons of them
58:18
um i've got some nail glue
58:20
now i have a bunch of like gel nails and
58:23
all that
58:24
no glass no no no glass
58:28
drunk painting nails i think
58:31
what color
58:33
i don't have many hold on let's see let
58:35
me grab you the selections
58:37
uh
58:39
okay
58:40
[Music]
58:44
we don't really drink till we start
58:46
drinking
58:47
then we drink am i right yes
58:56
oh [ __ ]
58:59
okay
59:00
right oh here's all that i have i can
59:02
carry them in like one hand
59:05
two hands oh that why is that so [ __ ]
59:07
cold anyway
59:08
um here's all of them
59:13
there we go
59:15
now what you're gonna notice very
59:17
quickly
59:18
is that they're all pink
59:20
why are they all pink is that really all
59:22
you've ordered like [ __ ] all of them
59:24
that you've ever sent me is just all
59:26
pink the the one that's not pink the
59:29
most is this which is like a nude pink
59:32
bro what the [ __ ] dot fred hi doc you
59:35
look just awesome your arms are so
59:38
healthy your waist is gorgeous please do
59:40
a backflip please mummy btw best drink
59:44
is vodka with beer so you should try
59:46
slash i'm joking pls do not do this oh
59:49
my god
59:50
[Music]
59:51
thanks for the oh [ __ ] i didn't even
59:53
realize thank you for the 69 dude
59:55
cushion to the highest bidder
59:59
we'll see what how this stream goes um
60:02
so here's what the options you've got uh
60:04
here's the here's the options that you
60:06
have right beautiful lips too see i knew
60:08
we made a good choice
60:09
um you've got
60:11
hot pink like you know compare it to all
60:13
the other pinks on me right now hot pink
60:16
uh you've got
60:17
liquid bread i'd say baby pink where
60:20
compare it to all the other pinks baby
60:22
pink right you got that you've got
60:25
glittery pink
60:27
it's just pink but glittery maybe a
60:30
little bit purple in it you've got the
60:32
nude one that's like
60:34
like a pearl pearl color you've got
60:38
very very very like it's off-white in
60:41
the pink tone three month anniversary
60:43
and that's kind of it
60:46
so
60:48
i hope you like this selection of
60:49
various selection of colors
60:51
do you think pink
60:52
pink 24 euro for that cushion
60:58
dude the cushion's more expensive than
60:59
that it's got to be
61:00
what do you think baby pink
61:03
do you think all of them baby pink oh my
61:05
god you keep getting acrylics so people
61:07
haven't been sending nail polish in the
61:09
po box
61:11
good point
61:12
uh i'm aware of that by the way i didn't
61:14
go for really long ones you can't really
61:16
tell cause they're clear they go out not
61:18
very far past my nails this time i'm
61:21
being more um what's it called
61:25
uh smart so
61:28
i'm trying to be trying to be better at
61:29
it
61:31
i'm fighting glitter
61:33
maybe
61:36
can we vote for can i vote for glittery
61:37
pink you can vote for glittery pink most
61:40
people have voted for the baby pink
61:42
though
61:43
what can you do to urge the vote further
61:46
um okay that one's gonna be for
61:50
not the pinky what's that well i'm going
61:52
to place them like this okay
61:55
oh [ __ ]
61:57
okay i need to find one for the pinky
61:59
next
62:01
poll for our manly man to participate in
62:04
no shave november
62:07
oh you'd hate that though
62:09
you would despise if i did that wouldn't
62:11
you
62:13
i mean i'm down but it kind of goes
62:15
against a lot of the government wait was
62:17
there any [ __ ] government rule that
62:19
was to not shave
62:23
was there i don't think there ever was
62:29
that's a contender
62:32
i don't think there ever was i feel like
62:34
i could grow a beard
62:36
chat what do you think
62:39
i'm thinking
62:40
don't tell rose i got her something
62:43
and no i won't sell my cushion or any
62:46
other part of me i guess some people in
62:49
chat deserve a good bonk
62:53
i agree
62:56
okay i've got the pinky finger matched
62:58
out all right i can eliminate that one
63:00
then
63:02
i'm so i wait nails okay let's see
63:04
there's a there's a poll going on i want
63:06
to see what it is oh [ __ ] okay baby pink
63:09
and glittery pink have um
63:11
taken a bit of a lead
63:13
just a tad
63:15
that is too big for ah white [ __ ]
63:19
never mind perfect for the middle finger
63:21
[ __ ] yeah
63:22
all right
63:27
you should paint your nails black with
63:28
pink i don't have a black i gave you all
63:30
the colors and they're all just various
63:32
pinks
63:33
uh not my fault it was definitely not my
63:36
fault it was all you guys
63:39
you know
63:40
so shut it maybe okay
63:43
thanks
63:45
it's getting eliminated that one doesn't
63:47
fit anything
63:49
this one's a contender
63:51
mix baby and glittery
63:52
i could i could do like a top coat of
63:54
the glitter
63:55
oh my god i could do a top coat of the
63:57
glitter on one of them
63:58
um or maybe a couple of them i'm not
64:01
sure
64:05
[ __ ] does that fit better than the other
64:06
one
64:10
i can't tell
64:13
hold on i'm trying to best match them
64:16
one half and half oh what the [ __ ]
64:18
that's going to be difficult as hell
64:19
today the heart on your harness thing is
64:21
off center plaza fix it that's all i can
64:25
focus on it's not
64:29
it
64:32
shut up
64:33
it's like it's fine
64:37
did we do it
64:39
it's centered
64:41
now i just need to not touch it and
64:43
we're good right
64:45
is it good now there we go
64:47
that i i feel like that didn't move at
64:49
all
64:50
that was the tiniest
64:52
inkling of movement okay it was 50 50 on
64:54
the vote by the way
64:56
so
64:57
[ __ ] what do we do
65:02
i'm feeling that might be the best one
65:04
so far for that
65:05
what do we do
65:07
what do we do
65:10
no thunking in the head uh i could do so
65:13
i've had this before where it's all one
65:15
color and then this one is a different
65:18
color i've done that before
65:20
i've never done it before but nail p
65:23
nail people have
65:27
uh
65:30
okay there you go we got the thumb
65:32
pog champ i'm gonna try out the other
65:34
two that are left just to make sure one
65:36
of them don't fit better
65:37
can you flex your arms yes just give me
65:40
one
65:42
moment no one doesn't fit
65:44
okay
65:46
i've got to match all these up to my
65:47
nails
65:48
i've just got to make sure that
65:52
okay and that one's
65:54
oh [ __ ] me
65:56
there we go all right i've got the five
65:58
bags of [ __ ] that actually will work
66:01
is it even worth keeping any of these
66:03
i'll put them in a bag just no i'm not
66:05
i'm just gonna put them over there i'm
66:06
sure that won't go wrong oh and forget
66:08
about them right
66:09
okay
66:11
do baby pink and hot pink for one
66:13
singular finger to contrast it glitter
66:15
the tips like a french manicure this
66:17
stream is gonna go on for several hours
66:20
if we did that
66:21
um
66:23
[ __ ]
66:27
it's like very white by the way it's not
66:29
exactly pink it's just like
66:33
[ __ ] let me open it
66:35
i guess it is very very slightly pink
66:38
um
66:39
but it's very light
66:41
i'm not sure light color um [ __ ]
66:44
but this one is like very very pink i
66:47
guess
66:48
but like you see what i mean
66:50
what do
66:53
everyone voted for this one mixed baby
66:54
pink and hot pink no
66:56
um
66:57
i think this is pink enough trust me
66:59
i'm wondering how we implement this one
67:01
into it
67:02
i'm thinking we do one i'm thinking we
67:04
do the what is this the ring finger the
67:07
ring finger right this one
67:10
this one's going to be glittery the rest
67:12
of them are going to be this gradient
67:15
my guy you're putting way too much faith
67:17
in me
67:18
it's a challenge to even see if the
67:21
title's a whole lie
67:22
i'm doing the nails i wish i was as
67:24
pretty as you
67:26
me too i wish that you were as well
67:30
sucks that you
67:32
have to be like
67:37
that was mean i'm kidding
67:40
that's very nice
67:43
that made me feel pretty good thank you
67:45
for the compliment
67:46
i didn't mean to be mean
67:50
sorry
67:53
i'm
67:54
you've got to realize that while i'm
67:56
doing fake nails and they're acrylics or
67:58
not acrylics but well they're fake nails
68:01
now juggle some knifes to get our hopes
68:04
up to get your pee pee cut off oh
68:07
you've got to imagine though i've got
68:09
fake nails on i'm going to have fake
68:10
nails on the bitchiness is going to
68:12
increase
68:13
very far many fold oh you goofed it
68:16
let's go no
68:18
the guy in front of you goofed it jesse
68:20
thank you though
68:22
free srs jesus christ
68:25
just juggle around the bowie knife
68:28
[ __ ] thank you for the 179
68:30
dollars and 39 cents thank you jesse
68:33
oh my god funny number [ __ ] too
68:36
you're right
68:37
you took away the 69. and it didn't even
68:39
reach the goal in the right way damn
68:42
chassis
68:44
and he didn't acknowledge me pogba's
68:47
no didn't i what do you mean
68:50
wait
68:51
what if it's just someone else you don't
68:52
mean me at all
68:54
when
68:55
i noticed you now
68:57
i mean you might what about heels let's
68:59
focus on one thing at a time shall we
69:03
true manly men shave their pubes with a
69:05
dremel while drunk
69:07
just saying
69:09
i shave with a one blade bro they're
69:11
good i recommend uh the is it phillips
69:15
the one blade to kind of everyone
69:18
because like
69:19
it's [ __ ] it's pretty much perfect
69:22
pretty much anyway it's pretty good
69:25
there's a metal cutting blade in the kit
69:27
oh good that can finally get through my
69:29
tungsten pubes
69:31
pronouns he him or she heard or they
69:35
them or
69:36
basically i'm saying i don't mind i
69:38
personally go by him in real life but i
69:41
will not
69:42
give half a [ __ ] if you say she um the
69:44
only person that i give a [ __ ] about
69:46
when they call me she is kyle because
69:48
he's doing it to annoy me
69:52
uh
69:54
what's the
69:55
what the [ __ ]
69:57
i just seen chat for the chastity cage
69:59
and now i really want to know what the
70:00
[ __ ] first comment was there's a
70:02
metal cutting blade in the kit oh for
70:03
the chastity cage good to know i can
70:05
free myself at any time
70:07
good to know i'm still never gonna wear
70:09
one every time you stream is the best
70:11
part of my day even if you do forget
70:14
that the green bikini has enough
70:15
coverage to hide chicken cutlets
70:19
you may be wrong about that um
70:21
don't get me wrong you may be right i've
70:23
never tried it
70:24
but i'm trying to get out of my whole
70:26
face
70:27
you know
70:30
i've been being a bit hoey recently in
70:32
the last couple streams in this stream
70:34
um
70:36
do i do the next stream as a bikini
70:38
stream again you know
70:42
i don't think anyone wants that
70:44
i think that what they'd much rather
70:45
prefer is see wholesome rose wearing a
70:48
sweatshirt maybe like a knitted one you
70:50
know something that covers up you know a
70:53
bit more like family you know like uh
70:55
warm on the holidays you know i don't
70:57
think anyone wants to see a bikini but
70:59
yeah everyone's agreeing with me right
71:00
now that they they'd want to see the
71:02
sweatshirt look they're all saying yes
71:03
yes yes you know see
71:08
okay
71:09
these look really like shitty on my nail
71:12
because they're like by the way you can
71:13
see how long they are now right they're
71:15
not that much longer they're just a
71:17
better
71:18
shape
71:19
and they're a teeny tiny bit longer but
71:21
then again
71:22
i haven't had fake nails on for [ __ ]
71:24
uh
71:25
ages now like months
71:27
so i'm trying to get used to them again
71:30
oh my god also my nails are weirdly like
71:32
long like
71:35
they're just that shape you know
71:37
you can't be a hoe since you never go in
71:39
your garden
71:41
i do i had my garden worked on recently
71:44
a bunch of a bunch of guys came around
71:46
they worked on they worked on my garden
71:49
they're um
71:50
like they were just doing like some
71:52
general [ __ ]
71:53
landscaping and [ __ ]
71:56
but something that looks good as you
71:58
fully like the velma outfit also crazy
72:01
can tease you because that's part of the
72:03
bfgf contract lol
72:06
the what i didn't i wasn't what
72:09
something that covers you fully like the
72:10
velma outfit at least
72:12
at least i can tease you because
72:15
okay i don't remember at any point
72:19
uh signing some contract with kyle
72:22
saying that we were boyfriend and
72:23
girlfriend
72:25
i like to leave my options open for
72:26
other gun channels i'm thinking more
72:28
demolition ranch
72:30
dude we are the chat we gave a
72:32
reputation to hill there
72:36
what
72:39
to hid that hilled what the [ __ ]
72:43
i don't know what that means
72:45
drinking podcast with the boys on pka
72:48
every time they look at your bobs they
72:50
take a shot do no shave november just
72:53
for the lols and palmy gory
72:58
so that would be quite good
73:00
if rose were a hoe she'd be another
73:02
right her capper
73:06
that's a good line
73:08
that's a good line that's a good tweet
73:14
it's a solid tweet i goofed this nail
73:16
bro
73:18
[ __ ]
73:19
it's not that goof but it's like a
73:20
millimeter goofed
73:22
the drinking podcasts are insane and
73:24
chaos [ __ ] do i get this off oh i got it
73:26
off okay
73:28
[ __ ] it i'll get a different one i've
73:30
ruined that one
73:34
okay
73:36
that one away this one there
73:39
i position this one positioning this
73:41
one's gonna be really annoying
73:47
because it's not it's like a little bit
73:49
it's like the exact size of my finger
73:51
and it's not gonna like
73:58
i think i did it
74:00
oh my [ __ ] god i nailed that cool
74:04
you watch demo ranch yeah he's got a
74:06
good channel
74:07
it's all right i don't watch a ton of
74:08
them because he got a bit like
74:10
like he started saying in videos now
74:13
where he's like he shoots something is
74:15
the whole video's like i'm gonna see if
74:16
i can shoot through 10 bulletproof vests
74:19
with a 22
74:20
and then like it goes straight through
74:23
and then he's like well
74:25
uh this video is [ __ ] anyway let's
74:27
just keep going
74:30
you know because like he needs the video
74:31
i was like that's a bit weird but
74:36
seems like a really cool guy
74:40
i'm more saying it just a spike kyle
74:45
demo ranch has done videos with
74:47
shadowversity oh the [ __ ] sword guy
74:52
the sword guy shadowversity right with
74:54
the [ __ ] medieval dude right
74:59
he's cool fit check you want to see a
75:00
fit check hold on
75:06
nice
75:08
that's cool oh my god i need a nail file
75:11
these are so sharp at the end
75:14
holy [ __ ] like that you can oh my god
75:17
okay i need a nail file these are like
75:18
spiky
75:21
uh
75:22
what makes fake nails stick on do you
75:23
have liquid glue or they come with
75:25
adhesive underneath no it's like a it's
75:26
like a actual glue some of them come
75:28
with adhesive but those are very much
75:31
made as like
75:32
you wear these at a party you know sort
75:34
of thing they're very soft on your nail
75:36
uh they don't [ __ ] your nail up at all
75:38
um but they are like
75:40
that they're used they're used for like
75:42
a couple hours you know they're not used
75:43
for like
75:45
more than a day eight months pog they'll
75:47
just come off
75:49
[ __ ] yeah no [ __ ] oh hell yeah thanks
75:51
for the eight month sub dude
75:53
i value the subs more than the donators
75:56
you made an agreement to go on to pka in
75:58
the amaranth outfitter moya gave you
76:01
clearly you enjoy dressing up and
76:03
looking good or as you say it like a hoe
76:06
anyways doing my part i am so happy to
76:09
see you streaming
76:12
there is part of it listen dressing up
76:15
as a last one from me my mom's credit
76:17
card is at its limit pimps together
76:20
thong
76:22
god damn it
76:28
what does that even mean there is
76:30
something about dressing like a hoe that
76:33
is that is that is at least kind of fun
76:35
i get why they do it
76:38
you know nine months we got a baby now
76:44
yes i don't know with who though because
76:46
apparently now that's a contentious
76:48
topic
76:50
what are the rules of girl month and
76:52
does it impact your minecraft channel
76:54
ah
76:55
so that's the interesting thing uh what
76:58
i've done with girl month is that i take
77:00
a small break every little bit so i can
77:04
re like bulk record the minecraft video
77:06
so it doesn't
77:07
or at least like it always does because
77:10
i'm always like
77:12
i'm i always manage to be late to a
77:14
video and i'm like [ __ ] it
77:16
i'll just record it as a woman
77:19
and it's not that bad and then people
77:21
seem to like it so i just end up doing
77:22
it
77:23
it's like every third video i make an
77:25
appearance on the channel you know as
77:27
rose um
77:30
like 20 days small break okay one time
77:32
it was 20 days
77:34
one time it was 20 days but that's not
77:36
exactly
77:37
every break you know it's usually like
77:39
five
77:42
maybe dressed like hoes
77:44
yes wait what for what heels
77:48
okay listen
77:49
you guys pick what [ __ ] heels you
77:51
want
77:52
uh or i i you want me to be in i'm
77:55
dealing with this right now i'm getting
77:57
nails on bro
77:59
got a side gig my side gig is a
78:01
minecraft youtuber this is my side gig
78:04
this is my side thing that i do
78:07
it's just that you've escalated it
78:11
you escalated it so much
78:13
um
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[Music]
78:18
you should record a whole minecraft
78:20
video as rose i have twice
78:24
all the christmas videos i do like a
78:26
little uh i do a thing for christmas
78:28
every year where i do that
78:31
it always gets views
78:35
i people seem to like it too they do
78:37
really well i think all of them have
78:39
like a million views or like one of
78:41
them's got like half a million or
78:42
something like that pink stripper heels
78:44
pink thigh high heels
78:46
oh god i haven't worn them in so [ __ ]
78:48
long
78:49
it could though it does suit the outfit
78:51
remember when i suggested a leah hex
78:53
swimsuit and you said hell no that was
78:56
only a fortnight ago
78:58
what happened
78:59
i don't know what it i don't know what
79:00
that is
79:01
i don't know what it is
79:06
how was i supposed to say yes if i don't
79:07
know what it is
79:10
i wore a swimsuit and a skirt on on
79:13
stream in my defense
79:17
you're making me lose and i saw that
79:19
comment
79:20
the guy just went you're making me lose
79:21
at fifa it's so hard to play with one
79:23
hand
79:26
really
79:28
really
79:29
my god
79:31
that's funny
79:33
all right like stick this nail down all
79:35
right let's see
79:37
all right i think we're good
79:40
i now have false nails again
79:43
they're clear they're like
79:45
and they're really [ __ ] scratchy
79:47
they're like oh my god [ __ ] i've
79:49
forgotten muscle memory
79:51
oh
79:53
oh
79:56
oh i don't like it [ __ ] wait oh god
79:58
dwight this sucks
80:00
i got so used to not having them
80:04
file it i don't know how uh i don't do i
80:07
have a file i don't think i own a file
80:10
i'm just rubbing them on the desk
80:13
so they like
80:15
tips for starting cross-dressing on the
80:18
cheap also what's your preference for
80:21
music
80:22
i don't know how to do it on the cheap
80:24
because my method of doing it is to just
80:26
order [ __ ] on the internet because i
80:27
don't want to go to a real life store
80:29
um
80:30
one tip i have
80:32
is
80:33
um use real stores amazon may not be
80:38
the best
80:40
um
80:41
also
80:44
if it oh wait i've got a good one if
80:45
let's say you're
80:46
ah let's say you're picking out clothing
80:49
um waking up making bank by eating a
80:52
banana on screen kinda jealous ngl true
80:56
the see the reason why we're not
80:57
currently at twelve thousand dollars is
80:59
because i have not yet eaten a banana
81:07
okay
81:08
no i shouldn't
81:14
we're going to be drinking right
81:17
you can thrift girl clothes yeah but
81:18
they need to go in public uh if you're
81:20
fine with that if you've got bigger
81:22
balls than me yeah
81:24
why don't go real talk why don't girls
81:25
just grow their real nails and paint
81:26
these nails are perfect for a vampire
81:29
werewolf cosplay oh yeah clear i guess
81:32
but um yeah the they're um
81:35
they don't do that because nails are
81:37
bendy
81:38
it's kind of [ __ ] gross to say it but
81:40
nails are bendy bro they're like um
81:44
did someone just say this is so dumb so
81:46
people are here to creep on this girl
81:48
who looks like 19 get jobs
81:51
use the dremel to find so much about
81:53
that is wrong and one of the main bits
81:55
about that is wrong
81:56
i'm so sorry who's gonna tell him
82:00
use the dremel to file the nails oh god
82:03
a lot i'm just rubbing them on the wood
82:05
and it's working bro thanks for always
82:07
making great videos been watching you
82:10
since i was nine
82:11
also what is the best tip you have for
82:13
growing your twitch channel
82:16
nine
82:21
you're too young for this i feel like
82:23
you need to leave
82:27
how many years have i been doing youtube
82:29
six you're max 15.
82:32
max
82:35
uh if you want to grow twitch uh
82:40
stream a lot i don't because
82:43
uh i'm doing it badly don't take tips
82:46
from me take tips from top people if you
82:47
want oh who the guy that said he want
82:49
tips the sharpening stone oh that would
82:51
work actually
82:52
but the wood's working really well uh if
82:54
you want tips on cross dressing uh the
82:56
one i was gonna give you was that
82:59
um you can't like
83:01
if it involves your shoulders if you've
83:03
got broad shoulders like your boy
83:05
my titties are sagging oh my god okay uh
83:08
if you've got broad shoulders like your
83:10
boy order a size up like if you're a
83:12
medium usually i'm a medium this skirt
83:14
medium and it's almost too big i had to
83:16
tighten all the straps at the back um
83:19
but if it covered my shoulders large
83:21
because
83:23
women don't have shoulders like this but
83:25
my waist is just so skinny so i just
83:27
order a medium
83:30
so it's fine
83:32
uh
83:33
well like i'm i guess that would be the
83:35
equivalent like 10 to 12 right if it
83:37
involves that anyway some women do also
83:40
true but like still
83:43
1k grit stone wouldn't be comfortable it
83:45
wouldn't be 1k i think it's like five
83:48
i'm trying to like
83:49
itty bitty waist gang damn right okay
83:52
smooth enough
83:54
smooth enough
83:55
they're like
83:57
okay right they're not like sharp now
84:00
i'm looking to get magnetic eyeliner
84:02
what brand was it that you use
84:03
i i
84:05
uh reconsider magnetic eyeliner is
84:07
really cool for like a few months when
84:10
you're like this is way easier and then
84:12
you swap back to regular ones and you're
84:14
like i was wrong this is better
84:16
um
84:18
and i they're all like default brands
84:19
like no one makes a good one because
84:22
it's not a good way of doing it
84:25
i found i i just found some random one
84:27
on amazon that i had good reviews
84:29
but
84:30
they're never great reviews you should
84:32
do the sexy secretary tight black pencil
84:35
skirt with stocking tops showing white
84:38
see-through silk blouse with a barely
84:40
visible camisole underneath black
84:42
stockings and your new round toe heels
84:46
[Music]
84:49
six months pog
84:56
maybe that doesn't sound bad
85:00
he may have a point what do you think
85:01
not bad though not a bad sense of style
85:04
a man that knows what he wants this one
85:06
knows what he wants yeah very specific
85:09
um but all those things that you said do
85:11
work i was picturing it in my head
85:14
not bad
85:15
not bad
85:17
oh my god
85:24
oops
85:27
um
85:27
oh it's plugged in here's the uv thing i
85:30
haven't used this in eons why do i put a
85:32
mirror here
85:36
i take one sip two sips of alcohol
85:40
it's just rum too it just like i don't
85:42
know why brain stopped working
85:44
i got magnetic ones with uh magnetic
85:46
eyeliner it's like actual paint
85:49
yeah it's they're not great they're
85:52
annoying take off they don't like dry
85:54
right
85:55
they don't feel good
85:57
um don't get me wrong it's a real
85:59
novelty when you first get them and you
86:00
think they're great but they aren't
86:03
anyway
86:04
i i mean i recommend trying them but try
86:06
them and then realize that you didn't
86:09
need to
86:11
get the banana he's drunk i'm not drunk
86:14
but we could continue i may be
86:20
let's do this okay i've got to do a base
86:21
coat on the nails first
86:23
so
86:25
how are we chat i need by the way it
86:28
would be very good
86:30
not to ask for donations but i am going
86:32
to be looking down doing this most of
86:34
the time
86:36
or subs actually or bits or bits
86:39
or bits
86:41
or bits
86:44
either way i need something with a
86:45
message bits would be preferable
86:49
hell yeah
86:51
also i want to congratulate you on your
86:54
weight loss having a self-discipline to
86:57
keep up with it is amazing and i'm so
86:59
proud of you you look fit as hell and
87:01
you've always been gorgeous heck you
87:04
might need a smaller corset now
87:07
that's funny you mentioned that i
87:08
actually do
87:10
uh i was thinking about that
87:12
because the waist train is the only
87:13
thing that i've got that's like
87:15
it's elastic so it kind of like
87:17
does it
87:18
but the actual corset i kind of do need
87:21
a smaller one so i'm going to order the
87:23
same one again but smaller
87:25
and also in black not white
87:29
i threw away that black one because it
87:31
was too small at the time and now it's
87:33
like i kind of need it and i was looking
87:35
for it before the stream started
87:36
actually
87:37
that's pretty good i'll lose weight
87:40
um i can't recommend the way i did it
87:42
because
87:46
i mean okay i i mean i can
87:48
but you need to be aware that like
87:50
you've gotta do it right it's i don't
87:52
really need to eat a banana suggestively
87:54
to get to twelve thousand dollars
87:57
also i bet you could pull off a power
87:59
suit
88:01
power suit what the [ __ ] is that i so
88:03
what i do right the only stop eating
88:05
food
88:07
i mean
88:08
here's actually good tips stop ordering
88:11
food stop having soda 500 bucks what the
88:14
[ __ ]
88:16
that was [ __ ] tenshi what is a power
88:18
suit
88:22
why
88:24
thanks for the 500 dollars
88:28
fasting no i'll explain it i'm just kind
88:31
of i just want to know what a power suit
88:33
is
88:35
rose i have some bananas left i do i'll
88:37
move on to the flake bars the [ __ ]
88:39
flakes are the most annoying thing to
88:40
eat the uh well i don't know what a
88:43
power suit is 500 equals banana time
88:46
10k equals banana time
88:49
uh just 500 more to explain a power suit
88:51
right yeah exactly okay
88:54
power suit slim trousers jacket the
88:56
tapers are the worst
88:58
oh like uh
89:00
like a uh women's dress and blazer
89:02
someone else put it okay that's what i
89:03
picture in my head is like a women's
89:04
like
89:05
dress suit like pants and [ __ ] like a
89:07
pantsuit right pantsuit i've heard that
89:10
before
89:11
maybe probably not though
89:14
it you've got to be listen i i'm dressed
89:16
in all pink cat ears of color
89:18
fake titties fake nails that are going
89:20
to be pink in a second it takes a lot to
89:22
make you look really feminine
89:24
um
89:26
so
89:27
you know
89:28
maybe maybe maybe
89:31
to look masculine it might go too
89:32
masculine side maybe all right boys
89:36
i'm doing the pink now
89:39
and it's
89:41
quite pink
89:43
um
89:45
[ __ ] hold on
89:47
oh wait i got a question
89:49
oh we did no okay never mind i know what
89:51
we should do oh goody our favorite
89:52
twitch thought is streaming again xd the
89:54
egg keeps cracking further and further
89:57
each day
90:01
oh [ __ ] god damn it
90:03
i shouldn't have hair in my eyes the egg
90:06
is not cracking the shell is made of
90:08
[ __ ]
90:09
tungsten
90:12
shut it
90:21
i'm trying to do these well in my
90:23
because i know that the left hand is
90:24
going to be so much better than the
90:26
right
90:27
so i'm just going to try and do the left
90:28
hand really well to offset it
90:32
x shut up
90:39
okay
90:44
[ __ ] this is like
90:49
oh i kind of might have nailed that
90:51
get it nailed it
90:53
now that's comedy
90:55
[Music]
90:57
i'm gonna stick that one under all right
90:59
if there is a shell then there is an egg
91:04
shut the [ __ ] up
91:06
while the logic was good weight loss
91:08
tips sorry uh yeah stop ordering
91:10
delivery food um it sounds like
91:13
well you know all [ __ ] not all
91:16
obviously no just stop doing it like um
91:19
maybe if you want to get groceries
91:20
delivered but like
91:22
that's the only thing that really
91:23
stopped me from doing it also a good tip
91:26
is like you get used to it within three
91:28
weeks
91:30
shut up stop laughing
91:32
it was a valid point but i don't accept
91:34
it
91:34
um stop eating at night yeah that too i
91:37
mean i still do it kind of but like not
91:40
a lot i'll have like a tiny bit of
91:42
cheese like a baby bell it's like 70
91:43
calories
91:44
um
91:46
having a lot of water salad stuff like
91:48
that just be vegetarian yeah that's
91:51
totally how that works um i am
91:53
vegetarian and
91:55
no
91:56
you can easily eat health unhealthily
91:58
but if you start cooking for yourself
91:59
and you find like a good meal that works
92:01
for you what i did is i've heard not
92:04
good but for me somehow my like on the
92:07
spectrum probably i'm guessing brain
92:10
just went like okay if i know how many
92:13
numbers are in each food and i know how
92:15
many numbers it takes me to lose and
92:18
gain weight and i know the healthy
92:20
margin to be in and you'd solely try and
92:22
stick within that
92:24
that's what i'm doing i'm just counting
92:26
the calories making sure that i'm in a
92:28
healthy amount a healthy calorie deficit
92:30
of only like 300
92:32
um per day i'm losing a healthy amount
92:34
of weight that's what i'm doing as soon
92:36
as it became a numbers game i was like
92:38
got it easy um
92:41
and it was it was fairly simple from
92:43
there they have a thing for pin-up girls
92:45
and sexy secretaries
92:47
oh
92:49
a a classy guy
92:51
a uh what's it called a um
92:53
a man that likes the classics you know
92:57
a 50 year old
92:58
in america
93:03
oh my god this is
93:05
way more difficult than i thought it
93:06
would be how am i ever going to do this
93:09
on my left hand
93:15
[ __ ]
93:18
holy [ __ ] i nailed that
93:20
all right by the way that's the shade of
93:22
pink by the way what do you think
93:24
god they're longer they look longer now
93:26
don't they
93:28
[ __ ]
93:29
um what do you think champ pretty
93:33
nailed that oh yeah
93:41
looks good yep pretty okay cool cool we
93:44
got a lot of positive
93:47
somehow i'm doing this okay i'm not
93:48
drunk by the way
93:50
um
93:51
i've only had a couple sips of it but i
93:53
do feel it
93:54
but i'm definitely not drunk i handle my
93:56
i handle my article
94:01
garter straps for secretary outfit
94:04
it's mandatory i mean come on of course
94:07
i will be wearing those
94:10
what do you think i don't know the
94:11
uniform
94:12
[Music]
94:16
hey yo i'm a stick of a person what
94:19
would be good weight gaining advice
94:22
i'm not your guy
94:24
i'm really not i'm i'm barely even like
94:26
hey how do i lose weight guy
94:28
i like i've lost like 6 kg
94:33
which is really good for me
94:34
i'm not at a goal weight yet and i don't
94:36
know [ __ ] all about
94:38
macronutrients anything like that i
94:40
don't know
94:41
um if you want to gain weight in a
94:43
healthy way in my opinion that's
94:45
probably wrong
94:46
it's going to be like the stuff that i
94:48
heard from like kyle whether he was
94:50
talking about like
94:51
ground beef rice hit your calorie goals
94:53
reminded me of the movie secretary from
94:55
2002
94:58
but either way stop ordering delivery
95:00
food that's
95:01
literally always gonna always gonna get
95:04
you
95:06
and you'll feel better when you when you
95:07
don't have like a [ __ ] ton of mcdonald's
95:09
and
95:10
pizza and [ __ ] like that
95:14
uh cutting down on sugar also helps
95:16
soda's the big one if you can cut off
95:17
soda then it gets you in a good state
95:19
why am i in the movie section i have
95:21
never seen that movie is it any good is
95:23
it exactly has he described is it just a
95:26
porno i saw this adult-rated movie in
95:29
2002 called the secretary
95:35
the secretary and her five bosses at one
95:38
time
95:39
on a black couch that's the movie
95:42
okay let's see
95:45
dude
95:46
the nail oh [ __ ] i goofed it
95:48
[ __ ]
95:50
[ __ ] the first [ __ ] up as well
95:53
i was about to say the nail painting
95:54
streams whenever i do them are so chill
96:01
god damn it
96:04
okay good i goofed that though
96:07
can i like
96:09
just get that off a little bit it's uv
96:11
so it's not gonna dry there
96:14
okay that's fine
96:15
oh [ __ ] i goofed it again i touched it a
96:17
little bit
96:19
[ __ ] hold on
96:23
how'd that happen
96:31
okay
96:34
is that a [ __ ] bit of dust
96:41
okay
96:44
listen chad i know you're not going to
96:45
judge me on how these nails turn out but
96:47
like
96:48
damn laser focus
96:50
do you really give a [ __ ] about if these
96:52
turn out well or not i mean really
96:54
you know
96:56
they're gonna be okay
96:58
they're not gonna be amazing
97:00
all right
97:01
there's no grading paper on
97:04
this yeah okay
97:07
uh
97:09
we can do council movie night if you
97:10
want to be interesting
97:12
oh god let me see the movie let me see
97:13
the wikipedia
97:15
we care shut up
97:20
this looks like a spooky one
97:22
um
97:23
oh it is erotic okay cool
97:27
it's porn got it good to know
97:33
all right
97:34
it's too quiet how about some music dude
97:36
i'm usually so much more hyperactive i
97:38
just got to i spoke to kitty um on a
97:41
call yesterday and she was like your
97:43
streams are pure chaos you handle it so
97:45
well you're good at that i'm like that's
97:47
a compliment i have never received from
97:48
anyone because she's like she's known
97:51
293 now it's how much longer is the nhs
97:54
waitlist for your dysphoria diagnosis
97:57
that you aren't telling us about yet
98:01
two nine three
98:04
this is the card um
98:06
[ __ ] no
98:08
also i thought that's not how that works
98:10
don't like trans people have to like
98:12
can't they just do it look up jennifer
98:13
isn't it
98:16
or something do you need a diagnosis
98:19
you need a diagnosis for dysphoria is
98:21
that true
98:28
you can drink more calories than you can
98:30
eat to gain weight make a protein shake
98:32
with oats and peanut butter just guzzle
98:35
down one to two thousand calories on top
98:37
of what you already eat oh
98:41
okay that's yeah
98:42
that'll do it
98:44
god damn
98:45
i hate peanut butter though
98:48
and i'm not trying to gain weight but i
98:50
[ __ ] i don't like peanut butter
98:52
it's not good
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it's not that good yeah that'd work yeah
98:56
it's not good though i don't know the um
99:00
i'm not a fan of nut butter
99:02
any type really i've got some we bought
99:04
some before it's not that good it's it's
99:07
overhyped peanut butter is over hyped
99:14
oh you cutie good lord the
99:18
what the [ __ ] is going on in chat right
99:20
now
99:23
i may have created a mob
99:28
i think i'm only going to need a couple
99:29
coats of this to be honest
99:31
[ __ ] that might actually work
99:34
i'm only going to need a couple coats of
99:36
this pretty good don't respect the nut i
99:38
will not butter well that's what it is
99:40
uh 1293 is your position on twitch on on
99:44
the twitch leak
99:46
is it really
99:49
am i really is that my is that my
99:50
position on the on the twitch income
99:52
league i'm the thousandth most paid
99:54
streamer or thousand two hundred
99:57
that's funny
100:01
i didn't know that it's like that likes
100:02
the theorists which is the top 100.
100:05
that's a [ __ ] that's a fun fact not
100:07
even under 1k yeah that sucks
100:10
oh my god
100:11
one percent streamer i guess so isn't
100:13
that i saw some fact that was like
100:16
top 10 000 wasn't it i don't know
100:18
i'm guessing like
100:20
below me is like gonna be below the
100:22
average american income because it's
100:23
just counting like twitch subs and stuff
100:25
and i don't really push twitch subs much
100:27
twitch ups and bits anyway
100:29
i'm sure there are like streamers that
100:30
do a lot but i don't
100:32
so
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it's top 10k let's go six months i know
100:36
i'd be in the top 10k
100:38
i'm pretty i'm pretty cool
100:41
i'm definitely top 10 000 twitch
100:43
streamer
100:44
um i am not a simp
100:46
well maybe
100:49
would have been good to be in the top
100:50
thousand though
100:53
i feel like i need another drink
100:55
you know
100:57
do you get that do you think that i need
100:58
another drink chat
101:01
hold on i'm gonna finish these though
101:02
first
101:04
oh as soon as i finish with one hand
101:07
i'm gonna drink more and then we're
101:08
gonna figure out which one's gonna be
101:11
we're gonna figure out how bad the left
101:13
hand's gonna be
101:17
oh [ __ ] some other [ __ ] nail polish
101:19
came off this one
101:20
damn i got some on my thingy
101:24
yes
101:27
get a better split then you'll be higher
101:29
what does that mean
101:31
oh for with uh with twitching
101:33
that is really [ __ ] difficult to do
101:35
to get a better split with twitch
101:37
it's actually it's actually very
101:39
difficult it used to be easier i know
101:42
how it works and it's so weird how it
101:44
works
101:44
like there's no avenue for you to like
101:46
dm twitch and be like hey can we
101:48
renegotiate this split
101:49
it's this weird thing we have to go
101:51
through different people
101:53
maybe get like a manager involved in
101:54
[ __ ] it's it's so odd and i was just at
101:57
the end of it i was like [ __ ] it i don't
101:58
care enough just you can keep the money
102:02
but
102:04
it's it's a really strange system that
102:06
they have
102:07
it's not even a system you should try
102:09
some good mead not that strange rum you
102:11
pretend to have liberated
102:15
liberated
102:19
i wish we could still do drinking games
102:22
yeah
102:23
when you finish that hand fetch banana
102:26
we need to know you really have one
102:28
i do i have a bunch of four
102:33
and
102:33
listen buddy
102:35
i'm not i i i'll fetch the banana when
102:38
i'm good and ready i'll fetch the banana
102:40
when that goes
102:42
where did you get the body harness sorry
102:45
if someone already asked this or if you
102:47
don't like people asking i hate asking
102:51
um
102:52
guys can we ban them
102:53
thanks mods i didn't want to talk about
102:55
that it's a really private topic where i
102:56
got the uh where i got my outfit no it's
102:59
on amazon it's a it's a seller called uh
103:01
little for big um
103:04
someone's gonna link it yeah okay helen
103:05
linked it
103:06
there's a it's a seller called little
103:08
for big they make a bunch of [ __ ] that
103:09
looks really good
103:11
on camera
103:13
in real life
103:15
i mean don't get me wrong it looks good
103:16
in real life but like who the [ __ ] would
103:18
wear this you know what i mean
103:21
wearability factor very slim but it is
103:25
fairly decorative outfits that they make
103:27
so i can i can respect it it's great for
103:30
me
103:30
me and bildarphine have a great [ __ ]
103:32
time with this company
103:39
yeah
103:41
all right
103:43
i think that's gonna do it all right
103:45
let's do a little bit of like
103:49
[Music]
103:51
just not sharpen the edges that seller
103:53
sells clothes for baby play
103:57
yeah
103:58
you know it's like an abdl thing
104:02
uh it's you know
104:05
i i don't i'm not unaware of that
104:07
but like they make good stuff they're
104:09
good quality stuff and they're there for
104:11
that i i get it
104:13
i have a lot of their outfits in fact
104:15
i've got like five more downstairs right
104:18
now uh because i just ordered a bunch
104:21
because again they look great on stream
104:23
um
104:25
i'm not ashamed of it
104:28
i know where they come from i know what
104:29
it's for all right not unaware
104:34
they look good though what can i say
104:36
maybe these maybe these uh
104:38
abdl things they have a uh
104:41
they have something to them i don't know
104:43
they've got good taste
104:45
this is what minecraft youtubers do in
104:47
their spare time they paint their nails
104:49
baby pink and
104:51
wear this [ __ ] oh my god
104:54
the mail i thought you were a girl
104:55
welcome
104:56
welcome to my twitch stream please
104:59
subscribe uh follow stick around donate
105:03
um
105:04
i have fake titties i can show sometimes
105:06
they're great
105:09
it's all trying to drop shipping anyways
105:11
i don't know about that one i mean
105:13
obviously they're made in china but i
105:15
don't know if you're quite aware of what
105:17
drop shipping actually means
105:20
but
105:21
are you going to put on the are you
105:23
going to put on the stripper heels
105:25
maybe i will maybe i won't i'm deciding
105:27
what either to have a bottle of this or
105:30
a bit more of that or to put on heels or
105:32
both
105:33
should though should i the pink the pink
105:35
thigh high heels
105:37
i'll drink first
105:39
uh i've got to do uh i've done the last
105:40
coat of it i've just got to do the top
105:42
coat on
105:53
i didn't do the glitter one
105:56
i didn't do the glitter one
105:59
i forgot
106:03
[ __ ]
106:06
what do i do now
106:09
they're all pink what do i do what do i
106:12
do with it [ __ ] i could paint i could go
106:15
over it with pink
106:17
as a forfeit two more monster box [ __ ]
106:19
you it's a nail that's not glittery
106:26
i could glitter over it
106:29
and then do like but it's going to be
106:30
like a good couple oh wait [ __ ] they're
106:32
thin anyway [ __ ] it let's do it
106:34
shall we
106:38
and let's do it the other nails i'm
106:39
gonna do a top coat for this one i'm
106:41
gonna do
106:44
glitter
106:46
that is the most [ __ ] okay wait you
106:49
know what this looks like
106:52
exactly know the [ __ ] you know the
106:55
krispy kreme donut that's like glittery
106:57
pink
106:59
when it's on this color
107:01
it looks exactly like that you can't
107:04
even tell
107:05
it looks exactly like the coating of
107:07
that donut
107:11
it's like strawberry or some [ __ ] you
107:13
know what i'm on about
107:17
you know what i'm on about wait how many
107:19
coats of this should i do how glittery
107:20
do we want this to be
107:23
how glittery should this nail be
107:25
peak glitter or
107:28
marginal glitter
107:30
the nail
107:32
very glittery
107:34
the uh
107:36
okay um we'll see how that works we'll
107:39
we'll i'll do another code of it let me
107:40
do the top coat for this
107:46
we're gonna try and make it like
107:48
because you can just keep doing glitter
107:50
on a nail and it will just become
107:51
glittery very very [ __ ] all of you are
107:53
very very glittery
107:55
um all right it will just become the
107:57
color of the glitter after long enough
108:00
so i could just do like three coats of
108:01
the glitter and it would it would just
108:03
become the glitter
108:04
you know
108:07
okay
108:09
but then i'm gonna need to [ __ ] up the
108:11
same way on the next nail to make it
108:12
look accurate
108:14
[ __ ] i'm gonna need to do them all pink
108:16
and then do it all glittery again on the
108:19
on the next hand
108:26
should give myself so much more work
108:27
than i needed to
108:32
top coat
108:34
almost done this one
108:41
thank you
108:42
thanks
108:43
took me a second to notice the funny
108:44
number thank you cake over
108:46
thank you for the funny number
108:51
[ __ ] sake
108:53
that's pretty good i like that i
108:55
appreciate it
108:57
brings me just a little bit of joy to
108:58
the to the donor goals
109:01
whenever they're funny numbers
109:04
okay let's put all those in let's do 90
109:06
seconds for it salon chat with rose
109:09
oh how's the boyfriend been are you and
109:11
uh you and the husband and kids getting
109:13
on well hon
109:15
uh sweetie
109:16
what are you uh have you got that how's
109:19
the how's the
109:22
how's the mini dash hound that you got
109:24
you know i'm trying to think of what
109:25
they say in salons and stuff how's the
109:28
um
109:30
decorations i don't know that's that's
109:33
legitimately all they talk about in
109:34
silence
109:36
that mini yeah i don't know
109:39
[ __ ] i don't care
109:40
it's such a
109:43
finn likes men confirmed
109:44
no
109:46
not confirmed
109:50
it's never been confirmed
109:52
uh tips on wearing harness wise trainer
109:56
uh you just wear them
109:58
i don't know
109:59
i wear them just for on camera so i i
110:01
don't know
110:02
i'm not actually sure if they do
110:03
anything
110:05
hmm
110:12
seven seven seven seven seven two two
110:14
two two
110:19
what does it mean
110:21
holy [ __ ] that's the most we've got two
110:23
numbers in the donor girl what does that
110:24
mean lucky number
110:26
i guess looking
110:27
what's two then
110:31
have pink grenades on that baby
110:33
oh no one can donate anymore by the way
110:37
i'm turning them off because if it's a
110:39
good number
110:41
okay
110:42
oh [ __ ] i've gone too much glitter
110:48
it's a little bit purpley actually
110:52
so strange donno amounts are a-okay and
110:55
it's only strange gifted sub numbers
110:57
that you dislike
110:58
yes
111:00
it's exactly that how dare you by the
111:02
way oh no wait it was 2 420 okay you can
111:04
take it it's fine it's this guy
111:07
ballerina dress and ballet heels
111:10
i don't own any ballet heels um
111:14
they look insane
111:17
but i do kind of want to try them just
111:19
to see
111:21
but they look [ __ ] insane
111:23
and i don't know what to do about that
111:28
you could wear them i mean i don't own
111:30
any there i don't only i don't only
111:32
ballet heels they sure look like an
111:34
ankle break yeah i couldn't stand up in
111:37
the ones that aren't that the black ones
111:39
and they're like less right it's a money
111:41
sink yeah they're like less tilted and i
111:44
have no idea i don't know if i get that
111:46
salon talk okay i already read so i
111:49
heard from kyle that you were picking up
111:51
girls left and right since you started
111:53
dressing like a sexy girl that's true
111:55
spill the t-sis
111:57
um
111:59
i don't know oh get more attention like
112:02
i i feel okay right as we were saying
112:03
before i think as a guy doubt shut up i
112:07
think as a guy thanks for the nine
112:09
gifted subscriber
112:12
jesus [ __ ]
112:13
always the [ __ ] you have to manually
112:15
type them in those heels aren't really
112:17
made to be walked in
112:20
they're made to be they're made to be
112:21
walked on they're made to walk on other
112:23
people for
112:24
um
112:26
i mean
112:28
okay look we're not like
112:31
holy [ __ ] i just said i in my jesus i
112:33
about say i was about to say when i was
112:35
a guy when i dressed like a guy all the
112:37
time
112:38
and then i was just
112:39
you know like i just really i didn't do
112:41
this
112:42
[ __ ] that was a slip up when i uh when i
112:45
did when i didn't do this shut up when i
112:47
didn't do this
112:49
um
112:51
i'm like a pretty average looking
112:54
sort of guy
112:55
maybe i'd give myself a bit of credit
112:56
and say above average by like maybe a
112:59
point
113:00
however
113:01
you don't really get
113:02
compliments really like as dudes
113:05
even if you're like in a uh
113:07
even if even if like
113:09
i don't know i wouldn't say i'm above
113:11
average looking but like you don't
113:13
really get compliments guys
113:15
that is the glitteriest [ __ ] nail i
113:17
think we've reached peak glitter um
113:21
so
113:22
you don't really get compliments but
113:24
then like when you do this and you're
113:27
like you know
113:30
it it gets a little bit more attention
113:32
okay
113:35
strap is coming off center again
113:37
[ __ ] okay i can tell now
113:44
oh my god
113:45
come on bro
113:47
what if it's the shirt that's off center
113:48
it's just my boobs it's not anything
113:51
else this is now on center in my vision
113:53
okay it's fine
113:55
what made you want to dress up like a
113:57
girl
114:08
uh
114:11
um
114:12
i'll leave that there for a minute
114:21
oh [ __ ]
114:23
oh my god i gotta do a top coat on this
114:24
one and then i'm gonna clip that kyle
114:26
was staring at you was golden
114:29
yeah
114:30
there's a few like that there's a the
114:31
clip there's so many like that where
114:33
he's just staring at my tits um
114:36
because every time i ever touch my tits
114:38
he made a thing he made a gesture that
114:40
like
114:41
like he you know like he'd talk to me as
114:43
soon as i touched my tits he talked to
114:45
me again you know what i mean like like
114:47
three or four times right during that
114:49
podcast
114:51
so
114:53
just i caught him out there
114:58
[Music]
115:02
well pink really sweets you
115:13
it does
115:15
ah
115:17
hk
115:18
banana for proof
115:22
proof of banana you mean
115:26
are you serious about this
115:30
did i say 10 or 12. i want to go with
115:32
12.
115:33
are you serious about this
115:34
i mean i do have a banana i do have one
115:38
but like
115:41
sis
115:42
sis
115:43
how you gonna do me like that so 10. i
115:45
asked about you picking up girls now
115:47
that you got bigger tits than they do
115:50
not about how people compliment you it's
115:52
the same don't lie we all see how much
115:54
you love having your big bombs on
115:58
it's the same though it's like that's
116:00
what i mean like people more people like
116:01
notice you you know what i mean like
116:04
if you get more attention you're gonna
116:05
get more a woman you know that's just
116:07
kind of how it is it's like a
116:09
let's say if
116:10
it's like one percent of women would
116:12
want to go out with you or [ __ ] i'm you
116:14
know i'm just saying 10 percent women
116:16
want to go out with you
116:17
but you only know one woman you know
116:19
then your chances are pretty low
116:21
uh if you if [ __ ] a thousand
116:24
know who you are
116:26
you know it's like that
116:28
but i've rejected all of them
116:30
the pkn segments when you were sending
116:33
kyle the dm last stream were hilarious
116:36
all three of the hosts have got it bad
116:41
hell yeah
116:42
all right chat
116:45
what do we think of them so here's the
116:47
nails
116:47
they are hyper feminine but
116:51
you should see the text i got from go
116:52
what the [ __ ] is the text kitty hold on
116:55
let me let me show you the nails
116:58
[ __ ] i have not had acrylic nails
117:00
acrylic nails i have not had fake nails
117:02
on in so long
117:06
that this feels weird now
117:10
this just feels like getting
117:12
acrylic nails on for the first time
117:14
again it's like i can't really use my
117:16
hat ah i can't use my hands right
117:18
they're not working [ __ ] okay fine this
117:20
is um
117:21
oh you realize now i've got to do the
117:23
left
117:24
now finn wants to know way too bad yeah
117:26
kitty's uh kitty's being real mean and
117:28
she's not sending she's not telling me
117:30
what the [ __ ] text was that carl sent
117:32
her
117:32
oh thanks for the oh stuff gifted her
117:36
thanks for the sub thanks steve thanks
117:37
kitty
117:38
um maybe now maybe now she'll give me
117:41
the [ __ ] text convo
117:43
um
117:45
all right
117:47
crj
117:49
one moment hold on let me just
117:51
as i said
117:54
do this first you reject all of the
117:56
girls
117:57
because you're into guys
118:12
oh my god
118:14
it's so bad it's i tried
118:17
holy [ __ ]
118:20
dude i tried so hard to keep a straight
118:22
face through that
118:26
that was like a
118:27
that was like a full mouthful of that
118:29
too
118:30
like a gulp
118:31
like an audible gulp too
118:34
we'll see how that affects me in like 10
118:36
minutes
118:37
oh okay
118:40
uh what are we doing
118:42
you rejected all the girls because
118:43
you're into guys no
118:45
i am into girls however what the [ __ ] oh
118:48
forgot that's gonna happen um
118:50
don't puke i'm nowhere near that i know
118:52
what i know how much too much is
118:54
um
118:56
no i just never really like
118:58
okay
118:59
here's the thing months of this cuteness
119:02
thank you i'm a public personality if
119:04
someone found me from online they're
119:05
like hey i'm a big fan let's [ __ ] it's
119:08
weird there's a power dynamic that i
119:10
don't like
119:11
like you know that's not my thing i just
119:13
said like
119:14
let's say um
119:16
online tons right like tons of interest
119:19
from cool right i just don't want to do
119:22
that it's not my it's not my thing it's
119:23
[ __ ] weird right i don't like it i
119:25
like when people do it it's weird
119:27
but
119:28
some people have actually reached out to
119:30
me in real life like people that i used
119:31
to know and stuff like from high school
119:33
from like uh you know from a level and
119:36
[ __ ] and they're like oh
119:39
see what i that's really interesting
119:40
what you're doing now and i'm like we've
119:41
talked twice
119:43
but like suddenly you're probably like
119:44
really interesting what you're doing now
119:46
hey i'm in you know
119:49
are you where are you still in are you
119:50
still in birmingham i go
119:52
yeah
119:53
you know like you know i see where it's
119:55
leading so it's
119:57
i've just never like taken any up
119:59
because i'm just not like i don't know
120:00
i'm not really looking for right now i'm
120:02
not really looking for a relationship i
120:04
put my [ __ ] eye i'm
120:06
looking for a relationship
120:08
um
120:10
all them dudes hitting dude this song by
120:12
the way i say it like oh all these women
120:15
it's one out of a hundred like one out
120:18
of a hundred hey let's [ __ ] is
120:20
99 guys you know what i mean it's just
120:23
interesting to me that there are women
120:24
in the mix anyway uh here's the nails
120:27
they match the outfit a lot i'm gonna go
120:30
what was i doing banana all right crj
120:32
let me prove to you that i still have
120:34
these
120:35
what's this hold on
120:37
were you flirting with kyle coz damn
120:40
that was wholesome i still flirt with
120:42
him in dms do you think i'm not gonna
120:44
send him a picture of this later anyway
121:28
i told you
121:30
chair looking fine
121:32
told you i have a banana
121:34
um i have two more even
121:38
uh i did grab the longest one
121:41
like my bananas all right now you
121:44
realize how difficult this is gonna be
121:45
to do like this hand it's gonna be i'm
121:47
like
121:49
uh dude i'm so incredibly right-handed
121:52
that this is gonna be so [ __ ]
121:54
so you're gonna have to be okay with
121:56
this not looking good
121:58
but i'm gonna give it my best shot
122:02
why am i even doing base coat by the way
122:05
there's no reason for me to be doing a
122:06
base coat because this is not my real
122:09
nails oh well
122:10
why not
122:13
okay
122:14
i'll put this one under
122:17
the thumbs the annoying one
122:21
makeup gets done so you should be fine
122:22
well what do you mean makeups make you
122:24
guys
122:26
oh [ __ ] there's a banana remote cool
122:29
good lord
122:30
um your pronouns uh he him but i also
122:34
don't give a [ __ ] do you eat but do you
122:36
eat your bananas with or without the
122:37
shell
122:40
grotesque people have said that i eat
122:42
bananas weird
122:44
because what i do is i don't like peel
122:45
them i cut them so like i'll cut one end
122:48
off cut the other end off and just
122:51
take the take the peel off it and it
122:53
creates a much better effect by the way
122:56
much cleaner
122:58
thing you don't smush anything it's
123:00
great
123:02
it's a binary dono
123:05
10101 thank you
123:09
what does it mean what does that mean
123:11
though
123:13
what what does that translate to in
123:14
hexadecimal thank you for a hundred
123:16
[ __ ] dollars
123:18
stripper heels okay yeah i know
123:21
i will but
123:23
give me
123:24
give me a moment
123:26
oh i swear
123:29
i'll put on stripper heels when i'm good
123:31
and ready
123:33
[Music]
123:35
hey john
123:37
i don't like shipping real life people
123:39
that don't know me personally as i find
123:41
it cringe invasive but i got to admit
123:43
it's fun seeing both your fans and the
123:46
pukka fans imagine you and kyle as a
123:48
couple also how he always used she for
123:51
you is cute
123:54
good lord see he's using she because he
123:57
wants to rationalize it in his head
124:00
that's why
124:01
he's like damn
124:03
when he when kyle is
124:05
just rock hard right looking at a
124:08
picture of me in a bikini
124:10
um
124:11
[Music]
124:12
he wants
124:13
it's hard for his brain
124:15
to go he
124:16
and that's why he says it that's my
124:18
running theory
124:20
uh i haven't asked him about it but
124:22
that's my theory and that's what i'll
124:24
hold on to until i get proven otherwise
124:29
because he even did it offhandedly too
124:31
like it was even like a thing that he
124:33
said like
124:34
she just sent i mean he just like you
124:36
know what i mean
124:37
so i'm not sure
124:40
by the way kitty if you're still here i
124:43
guarantee you i can predict what that
124:45
text was i think the text was like a
124:47
good girl so keep it that way sweetie
124:50
chubby
124:52
what was that last word what was that
124:54
last word
124:56
what was the last word
124:58
what was that last word
125:00
what was that
125:01
what'd you just [ __ ] say
125:07
oh [ __ ]
125:09
you little [ __ ]
125:13
also can we not um
125:19
you know oh god i can't read that yeah
125:21
brady don't know exactly
125:24
so what was your prediction my
125:25
prediction is that the text says like
125:27
101 in binary is 19 in hex
125:31
also there is a word for having a
125:33
specific gender but not caring about it
125:36
casgender
125:39
pog neat
125:41
i guess that's kind of neat
125:43
[ __ ] oh by the way uh i mean i forget
125:45
about i get torn off topic so easily
125:47
what's it kitty
125:48
here's my theory my running theory is
125:50
that
125:51
kyle has texted you literally just
125:53
saying
125:54
go see if finn's tits are real
125:56
and that's that's the vibe of it that's
125:58
that's gotta be right there's no way it
126:00
was anything besides that
126:03
no fat shaming that's bullying i'm
126:04
losing weight it's just motivation
126:08
i already planned to lose weight i
126:10
popped up on a thread
126:12
where they were like where they were
126:13
like
126:14
god i love chubby cross dresses
126:17
and that that was it that was the moment
126:19
that i was like all right
126:23
you know what
126:25
maybe this thing that i've been putting
126:26
off for so long is is maybe maybe i
126:28
should do that oh
126:32
but
126:36
it's fine we're all internet people
126:40
finn has female fat distribution in his
126:42
face though uh
126:45
i was actually talking about that to
126:46
marisa like today weirdly enough i was
126:49
saying how like i got like for what i do
126:52
lucky how my people number five
126:57
plumpster
126:58
what does that mean
127:00
what does that mean
127:03
what does it mean
127:07
talk me through it i don't know what it
127:08
means
127:11
i don't
127:13
oh my god painting that was so [ __ ]
127:15
difficult on my left hand
127:17
i feel like a caveman
127:23
oh
127:27
plumster oh [ __ ] okay fat joke cool
127:32
oh my god how do i do this
127:36
oh nailed it
127:37
nailed it so what i was [ __ ] sorry i
127:41
got so distracted
127:42
what i was saying
127:44
[ __ ] of what i was saying
127:46
[ __ ] i don't know what i was saying
127:47
anymore
127:50
i forgot what i was saying completely
127:52
what was that about
127:56
we need to pop we need a poll on who's
127:58
down bad and who's not we already know
128:00
um finish your p.o box address correct i
128:03
was trying to send you something the
128:04
website says it isn't real address yeah
128:06
um
128:07
some websites don't allow you to ship to
128:08
po boxes
128:11
from c underscore our underscore j you
128:14
look cute
128:16
thank you um
128:18
i don't get any mean tweets weirdly
128:21
enough that's i don't really get a lot
128:22
of mean comments anyway wanna quickly
128:25
correct myself ten thousand one hundred
128:28
and one dollars fifteen in hex
128:31
nice but um yeah sorry okay i was
128:34
talking to ezra about it like the way my
128:36
chin shaped i do have like a square chin
128:38
but just the way my muscle like your
128:40
chin muscle has like just shaped itself
128:42
here makes it a bit more like pointy
128:43
which is a bit more feminine my jawline
128:48
my eyebrows pretty good i don't have
128:50
like a like you know i got lucky my
128:52
eyebrows are a little bit more high so i
128:53
have a little bit more eyelid space uh
128:56
the only thing about my face that isn't
128:58
like
129:00
uh isn't at all feminine is probably my
129:02
nose it's also just like i feel like my
129:05
nose has just been uh what's it called
129:08
like
129:08
scaled up 25 you know what i mean like
129:12
it's just a little bit doesn't fit my
129:14
face that's what i talked about before
129:16
like if i ever got any plastic surgery
129:18
for real it would probably just be a
129:19
nurse job because there so many people
129:21
do them well
129:22
and like
129:24
i don't know it's one of those things
129:26
i'll either like grow out of disliking
129:28
or i just fix it
129:29
and i don't really mind either way
129:31
oh my god
129:33
and i don't even need to look up to know
129:35
that people are going like your nose is
129:37
fine it's perfect
129:39
but it's something that i personally
129:41
don't like so there's that you know it's
129:43
actually not that important those
129:44
cuteness over here um but like you know
129:47
[Music]
129:49
i always think your nose is most
129:51
feminine you haven't seen me turn
129:52
sideways
129:55
oh my god hold on
129:58
dude i feel like you got to see how i'm
130:00
painting my nails i'm going like this
130:03
it's so like
130:05
robotic
130:06
because i i'm so scared of [ __ ] it up
130:11
okay
130:13
and like the edges are so difficult to
130:16
get
130:20
oh my god
130:26
i guess the first one is kind of the
130:28
hardest
130:34
oh my god
130:36
all right boys we gotta make the
130:37
decision here
130:39
do we make the same [ __ ] up that i did
130:42
on the first nail
130:44
if i make the same [ __ ] up the nails
130:46
will match
130:47
right or i could do the second nail how
130:49
it was supposed to be done
130:51
but the nails won't match
130:55
what do we do
130:57
got a match
131:00
i did that one okay not great but okay
131:09
fix the mistake [ __ ] i don't know i
131:11
think they have i think they should
131:12
match i think i'm on the they should
131:14
match train
131:18
if only people had uh iron character
131:21
dude the only thing i change about my
131:22
face is my nose that's it i think i i'm
131:24
really happy with how i look
131:26
um
131:28
i'm like
131:30
i think that like
131:31
depends how you look at it so i was
131:33
talking about it teresa and i was like
131:35
[ __ ] your my mind kind of warps a lot of
131:38
stuff because how i'm because of what i
131:40
do right so like
131:43
hey rose you asked last stream if you
131:45
had made up for not streaming for so
131:47
long with that outfit does that mean
131:49
you're trying to pay off old debts yeah
131:52
redeeming walking streams finally yes
131:55
that's actually that was that's a goal
131:57
that's a plan um but basically uh
132:00
i was talking about it how like my mind
132:02
kind of warps a little bit because i
132:04
spend all the time doing this right and
132:06
i'm picking out spots like i'm picking
132:08
like clothes to wear i'm like i can't
132:10
wear that i've got two broad shoulders
132:11
it won't look good or like ah my waist
132:14
isn't quite that good yet you know stuff
132:16
like that or ah my hips don't really
132:17
suit that right
132:19
so that's a weird way that like my mind
132:21
can work you like doing this sweetie
132:23
don't you but say no you can lie to us
132:25
but not yourself
132:27
hey listen i'm a big fan of being called
132:29
sweetie when it's a middle-aged uh black
132:31
woman uh
132:33
like
132:34
like after after she gives me like
132:36
chains or some [ __ ] or like after we
132:38
pass each other in the park she goes hey
132:40
sweetie that's the nicest feeling in the
132:41
goddamn world
132:43
but
132:44
maybe not from random guys on the
132:45
internet because i know it's got a
132:47
secondary meaning
132:49
but um
132:50
yeah you see what yet yeah but do you
132:52
see what i mean right like um
132:54
that's
132:57
that's like oh well the waste thing i
132:59
can just lose weight and that fixes that
133:01
but like okay i'm gonna do them to match
133:03
by the way i'm gonna make the same [ __ ]
133:04
up
133:05
but yeah so
133:09
i don't know it's hard to describe it's
133:10
hard to get
133:12
my mind around it
133:13
how
133:14
it's gonna change based on
133:17
how long i do this for
133:18
because i'll stop thinking about
133:21
masculine features as being
133:23
bad features i think
133:27
but
133:28
my nose isn't really either
133:30
like it's not a particularly masculine
133:32
feature it's just like
133:33
i just don't like the way it looks
133:36
oh my god this [ __ ] nail
133:39
you know i just realized it'd be way
133:41
easier to paint these
133:43
and then put them on
133:46
why didn't i do that
133:48
but like
133:50
yeah
133:52
[ __ ] this is difficult
133:54
it's really hard to maintain a
133:55
conversation while i'm doing this i'm
133:56
concentrating so hard
133:58
uh
134:00
feminine knows when
134:03
i don't know if i get a nose job that it
134:04
would become more feminine
134:07
i think it would just be
134:09
smaller
134:11
oh my god hold on
134:26
okay
134:28
oh [ __ ]
134:30
oh wait that's good okay i think i got
134:32
it holy [ __ ]
134:33
all right that's fine
134:37
now you know just fine though it's just
134:39
something for me it's not like it's not
134:40
a thing for you it's a thing for me
134:44
big masculine nose indeed
134:46
it bothers me when people say sweetie
134:48
sweaty instead of sweetie unless you're
134:50
it's unless it's a magician
134:53
hey sweaty how are you
134:57
nine months pockets
134:59
[ __ ] yeah thank you thanks for the nine
135:01
month sub dude our child is on the way
135:06
i can do up the top cup your lips are so
135:08
sweet and femme though yeah i don't like
135:10
as i said i don't mind any other i don't
135:12
i really don't mind any part of it
135:15
um any i like how i look i genuinely
135:18
like how i look are you jewish no i
135:20
genuinely like how i look it's just like
135:22
one thing i guess my dad told me the
135:24
male nose never stops growing i look
135:26
forward to pushing mine around in a
135:28
wheelbarrow when i'm an old man that's
135:31
true actually
135:32
um
135:33
[Music]
135:34
how long are the nails
135:37
this long
135:38
um
135:40
i'm they are fake though they're not my
135:42
real nails they're not my real nails are
135:44
not that long
135:45
but
135:46
my real nails end you know my nail beds
135:48
i don't have any like extra
135:50
of the nail
135:52
but
135:54
i'm i'm doing this because i'm gonna
135:55
have fake nails for edges and i'm gonna
135:56
have fake nails and i kind of want to
135:58
get used to them a little bit
136:01
and also it's an opportunity to see
136:04
if i gave you guys the opportunity to do
136:08
my fake like acrylic nails that have to
136:10
keep on for like a month
136:11
what you'd pick
136:13
and i'm glad to know that you pink pink
136:14
you pick pink and glittery
136:18
out of all the things
136:19
all the different variations i gave you
136:26
there we go okay that looks fine
136:30
some cool nail art yeah if it was a
136:31
professional then maybe you'd ask for
136:34
nail up the choker the harness and your
136:35
nails are different shades of pink what
136:37
is this
136:38
and the eyeshadow is a different shade
136:39
of pink too the lips are too
136:41
um
136:45
what else is there as a choice did i
136:46
miss a poll yes you did
136:48
we only had the choice of pink pink or
136:49
pink yeah but different shades of pink
136:52
pink slash glittery is the manliest
136:54
choice
136:55
black and pink next time
136:57
black and glittery see that's all right
136:59
that would be pretty good although some
137:01
stuff if i wear something light it's
137:02
gonna look really [ __ ] weird so i'm
137:04
not sure
137:05
weirdly thank you for the five gifted
137:07
subs
137:08
weirdly enough
137:10
like
137:11
nude pink is like the most natural thing
137:13
you can wear with everything
137:17
you mean we pink pink and glittery pink
137:19
from pink pink and very pink yeah
137:23
thank you
137:24
uh good great great taste you guys um
137:30
[Music]
137:33
this is a very gay community
137:34
i thought that was comment was going so
137:36
much
137:37
thank you i thought that count was going
137:39
somewhere so different that it started
137:41
with it wasn't a server or anything and
137:42
it goes finn this is a very gay
137:44
community
137:45
and he goes you have to deal with our
137:47
tacky taste and i was like okay saved it
137:51
saved it dude i thought it was going
137:53
like i thought it was some random
137:54
perfect thing
137:55
i was like all right well done
137:57
[ __ ]
137:59
why
138:01
why
138:03
just i [ __ ] up my nail because of this
138:06
[ __ ] you
138:07
just do five
138:12
you have a face that is in the middle
138:15
without makeup total dude manly man main
138:18
man mainland leemon with makeup total
138:21
lady feminine and inanimal girl girl
138:24
girl
138:27
yeah i think the only thing that's like
138:29
that isn't a bit like that is gonna be
138:31
my nose well that's that's just how it'd
138:33
be
138:34
um
138:38
oh my [ __ ] god what's that oh oh hell
138:40
yeah he gave five thank you so much
138:43
archangel mick thanks so much for five
138:44
good subs thank you for not gifting six
138:47
seven eight or nine
138:51
oh damn
138:53
[ __ ]
138:54
god damn it
138:56
shut up i'm trying to do my nails
139:01
you guys are being such dicks i'm
139:03
concentrating
139:04
[Music]
139:08
sorry rose but your reactions to odd
139:11
gifted subs is just too funny not too
139:14
okay
139:15
lucky 13. isn't that unlucky
139:20
you're just basically just a gender
139:22
fluid dream
139:26
me and my giant [ __ ] oh it's just the
139:30
perfect recipe
139:32
uh thanks thank you for the five gift
139:34
itself
139:37
oh my god
139:39
yeah
139:40
uh your pink corset is on the sidelines
139:43
it's not a corset um
139:46
it's not a course oh [ __ ] it's off
139:47
centered i see how you mean but now it
139:49
is off centered i get it
139:52
okay
139:54
you hide her broad shoulders well i
139:56
think i couldn't do that i got the neck
139:59
of a grizzly
140:01
i don't think i hide them well
140:04
because i usually just can't hide them
140:08
i just
140:09
don't usually like this is not good for
140:12
hiding shoulders right i'm just not
140:14
wearing a shirt there they are
140:16
it's not good for unless they sit like
140:18
that then it's not good for it like this
140:20
is but i have i have like a big puff of
140:23
hair that kind of does it i guess i
140:24
don't know
140:26
it's not necessarily like i'm not really
140:29
hiding
140:33
however there are outfits you straight
140:35
up
140:36
i shred up couldn't wear
140:40
thanks for the bits my guy [ __ ] thanks
140:42
for thanks for the 200 bits dude
140:51
oh hell yeah i think i just did that
140:53
really well
140:54
[Music]
140:57
wait why are we gifting subs we so dumb
141:07
thank you for the 200 crj
141:10
[ __ ] i hit the nail on the thing
141:12
hit the nail on the table
141:14
thanks for the 200 crj
141:17
i see you're working towards a goal
141:22
[Music]
141:25
uh
141:26
i'm kind of regretting saying the 10k
141:28
thing
141:29
um
141:30
oh damn [ __ ]
141:33
thanks for the gifted subs
141:35
thank you
141:37
how considerate
141:38
okay that's i'm now done with the pink
141:43
oh my god they're like neon under that
141:45
that's cool i'm done with the pink now
141:47
let's go
141:48
mark denmark in lego denmark
141:53
what
141:54
what does that even mean
141:56
i don't even know what that means is the
141:58
goal in usd or uk currency you can tell
142:00
by the dollar symbol in front of it 25
142:03
percent
142:10
well done okay gotta head into the lab
142:13
have fun the lab holy [ __ ] that's cool
142:15
all right see you kitty
142:18
[ __ ]
142:20
okay
142:21
25 in two days
142:25
um two streams not two days actually
142:28
god i hate the [ __ ] dude whenever i have
142:30
the acrylic nails everything all my hand
142:32
gestures become a lot more feminine
142:36
[ __ ] i'm kidding i don't mind it
142:39
it gets [ __ ] sassy now i can start
142:41
insulting people for no reason
142:44
when is gm7
142:47
it's
142:49
dude
142:51
it's not gonna happen
142:53
the amount of times
142:56
the amount of times i want to say it
142:57
won't happen
143:05
every time
143:07
i'm hoping it is the stream
143:09
that isn't the one stuff doesn't slow
143:11
down by the way you gotta you gotta
143:13
remember right
143:14
that like
143:16
we got 25 in two streams that doesn't
143:19
mean
143:19
in the next
143:22
uh
143:23
six streams
143:26
that it's gonna be that we're gonna hit
143:28
the goal it means that like you know we
143:30
it's it's an you know
143:32
we went like 17 up oh [ __ ] i don't know
143:36
oh i don't know shut up
143:38
we went like 6 000 up in the first
143:40
stream
143:42
and then now we got up 2 000 so you see
143:44
it slows down it slows down over time
143:46
so you gotta remember
143:50
that it won't
143:51
happen you can't don't hype yourself up
143:55
finster will win one of these at some
143:57
point
144:03
oh [ __ ] you won't know the other thing
144:04
that hit me like last night is how used
144:06
to i am to wearing these fake boobs like
144:09
really used to them unless i purposely
144:11
take them out for a joke on stream like
144:14
i'm kind of in them like most of the
144:15
time right i've gotten so used to them
144:18
to the point where like it's almost a
144:19
thing of like holy [ __ ] i'm used to like
144:21
it's a thought that i have right
144:24
like wearing a bra and [ __ ]
144:27
it's kind of [ __ ] odd right where do
144:28
they fake yes they're fake are you
144:30
insane
144:31
i didn't just i didn't just grow tits
144:36
how i wish i had a hairline like yours i
144:39
am 37 and hair only grows out my nose
144:42
and tears oh
144:44
yeah
144:46
honestly that's like a
144:47
that's a scary thing too is losing your
144:49
hair and [ __ ] but like finasteride kind
144:52
of fixes that so maybe i'll just take
144:53
that
144:56
if i ever get like really concerned
144:57
about it
144:59
but
145:02
[Music]
145:06
rose has
145:07
hair implants does wonders yeah but if
145:10
that's your only hair then it's if you
145:12
genuinely have no hair then there's no
145:14
hair to implant
145:20
like it does need to be your hair it
145:22
can't just be like some random's hair
145:25
i don't think anyway the way i
145:27
understand it because like it needs to
145:29
be able to affix to it or something
145:32
isn't high testosterone for the the
145:34
reason for hair loss yeah it is like um
145:37
like for example right marisa she takes
145:39
hrt
145:40
and that [ __ ] gives her the perfect
145:42
hairline and i am jealous
145:45
but
145:50
still has to be a woman
146:00
i'm jealous but you know she has to
146:03
whoo you know god that must suck um
146:08
you wouldn't sleep with boobs i have
146:10
before many times but more never on
146:12
purpose always on accident i've just
146:13
been really tired after a stream
146:15
sometimes and i've just been like laying
146:17
in bed i'm like
146:18
i like i get the make path after stream
146:20
and i'm like huh finasteride is private
146:23
prescription only you can get hrt on the
146:26
nhs
146:27
you can 100 buy finasteride just over
146:29
the counter
146:31
or well maybe not over the counter but
146:32
like it's not a hard thing to get
146:35
like i'm i'm fairly we need to start
146:37
this again
146:48
dude that was such a weird glitch i just
146:51
oh thanks so much for the three dollars
146:53
i don't remember what that last guy was
146:55
i don't remember what ron men get busy
146:57
and distracted and we'll have fewer
146:59
streams and chat will lose steam and
147:01
motivation for goals on another topic
147:04
can we talk about rose's slooty cosplay
147:08
cosplay of what
147:10
what cosplay what do you mean who am i
147:12
cosplaying this isn't a cosplay
147:14
that's just what i wear every day
147:18
uh
147:21
have you asked her about her sexuality
147:22
if it still works you know what's weird
147:24
you usually don't just ask people
147:28
hey man
147:30
does your uh does your
147:32
uh do you still want to [ __ ] usually
147:34
that's not a question that gets brought
147:36
up in conversation
147:38
[ __ ] i'm caveman hold on
147:44
many eights thank you chasseur
147:47
i don't approve of the donor message but
147:49
thank you very much for the donation and
147:51
thank you for having a funny number hell
147:53
yeah it's time for a train all aboard
147:56
simps together
148:05
stop it listen as much as fdc wanted to
148:08
start a movement
148:10
no next you may find yourself wearing
148:12
skirts and dresses when you don't need
148:14
to not a stream day not a girl month no
148:17
other active goals
148:19
why
148:20
why would i
148:23
roses slooty halloween costume oh i am
148:26
sorry for the miscommunication
148:28
i don't know oh dude my halloween
148:30
costume isn't picked if i'm doing a girl
148:32
thing it is picked however if i'm doing
148:34
i know what i'm doing otherwise i'm [ __ ]
148:38
yup this is slowing down
148:41
definitely won't get hit i'm glad you
148:43
agree
148:44
um i'm doing a man a male cosplay
148:47
actually i'm doing an armor like it's
148:49
just armor that you just can't buy armor
148:50
for women i'm bi i've got like a bunch
148:53
of like
148:54
skirts are super comfy
148:56
yeah sure but like john key told me to
148:59
do this
149:05
it's a good funny number i it's a good
149:08
joke but please
149:10
but please let's
149:12
choo choo
149:14
i'm legitimately just looking at the
149:16
banana i'm not [ __ ] just like that's all
149:19
i'm worried about
149:21
uh
149:25
if we're not going to hit the goal but
149:26
we i've been here for 11 months but i'm
149:29
not sure why
149:34
nice three months ten months thanks for
149:38
the three months dude
149:40
hold on i'm doing the last coat of
149:42
glitter
149:44
this is complex bread train
149:48
yeast yeast boys
149:52
the yeasty boys
149:54
yesters
149:57
[Music]
150:00
choo choo all aboard
150:03
i like when daniel says choo choo
150:06
i like when daniel says choo choo
150:08
um
150:10
you trying to hit a goal for a banana
150:11
what are you stupid
150:18
because i don't need to be whenever i'm
150:19
like whenever i'm in like one of these
150:21
loose flowy skirts like this what's the
150:22
point in being tucked there's no reason
150:25
for it like it would literally just be
150:27
for like we got like what's the point
150:30
me to be uncomfortable for a bit that's
150:32
it
150:33
i've got this no you don't stop trying
150:37
stuck
150:39
you have nothing to tuck
150:40
[Music]
150:42
[ __ ] you choo choo
150:45
okay fine i can excuse it because daniel
150:47
said it
150:50
kachow choo choo discomfort yeah tucking
150:53
would literally just fall just be like
150:56
i am now tucked that's the only thing
150:57
you get from it
151:00
uh
151:01
oh my god
151:04
pick lipstick
151:05
i have lip gloss on but it's kind of
151:07
comfortable together strong hell
151:10
hmm i can vary behind sims together
151:12
strong pink lipstick
151:15
i have lip gloss on it just came off
151:16
because i've been talking so much
151:18
this is what it does i kind of need to
151:19
reapply it
151:33
why is there no message with it though
151:35
that's so ominous
151:37
so i'm starting to get this now f1 nn
151:41
started first stream in 20 days with a
151:43
bang to drum up interest and going to
151:45
scammers by tapering off streams as we
151:48
get to a certain point short of the goal
151:50
tongue
151:52
[Music]
151:53
i've okay i said it for over 30 days
151:56
because i know there's gonna be a break
151:58
i'm not gonna taper off streams it's
152:00
fine
152:03
i'm not gonna taper off streams uh but i
152:06
will be taking a small break
152:08
but that's why i set it to a bit of a
152:10
higher goal i still want to see the
152:11
whole banana go
152:19
i'll do your deal
152:23
get to 12
152:26
no credible goal level
152:27
get to 13
152:29
i'll give it my best shot okay
152:32
get to 13 i'll give it my best shot
152:36
buys me some time uh
152:39
is it really a scam though
152:41
choose what you want i could either do
152:43
the same thing i did yesterday now or i
152:44
could actually try
152:48
not using mailchat service ensures
152:51
citizenship i'm doing my part
152:57
guys you don't need to though
153:00
you don't need to though
153:01
[Music]
153:02
thank you for the thanks for the
153:03
donations but you don't need that we hit
153:05
this goal in a few weeks what is the
153:07
next challenge
153:10
um
153:12
wait [ __ ] you're not going
153:14
no
153:15
you're very inspiring thank you at least
153:17
put on the strip hills i can put on the
153:19
stripper
153:24
thank you
153:25
thanks for the hundred dollars dude
153:28
sorry i was all that time i'm literally
153:30
just trying to open this up
153:35
sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy
153:46
[Music]
153:54
oh my god hold on
153:56
ah
153:57
no i am
153:58
this is in prep for that i'm not going
153:59
until like the 20
154:03
i'm not going until like the 23rd so i
154:05
figured [ __ ] it we'll have some fun with
154:07
like press on nails for now or you know
154:09
stick on nails we'll paint them together
154:11
anyway
154:13
they're done
154:15
they're done then they're pink they're
154:17
very very very pink
154:19
do you like them you [ __ ] better
154:22
because they're stuck to my [ __ ]
154:24
hands hi queen i'm so sorry i missed
154:27
last stream okay i have now free hands
154:29
again
154:30
hey
154:31
uh yeah you should be actually the last
154:33
stream was pretty good yes okay we'll we
154:35
we we like him
154:37
all right
154:38
should i go and get the the pink heels
154:40
the pink stripper heels
154:42
by the way
154:43
you know what [ __ ] it i've got an idea
154:45
uh i'm gonna do a poll for the banana
154:48
thing because you two you guys seem to
154:50
feel
154:51
very strongly about it
154:55
the more you drink the easier it will be
154:57
to get the whole banana down
155:06
[Music]
155:10
stop drinking rum it's not compatible
155:12
with you yes it is i like it
155:15
uh i'm slowly getting better at it i'm
155:17
doing the heels shush i'm making a pole
155:19
first hold on
155:21
[Music]
155:23
i'm trying to figure out a [ __ ] type
155:25
of yep doing my part simpson ah okay
155:28
take the poll i'm gonna i'll be back you
155:30
do you i'm gonna go grab the [ __ ]
155:32
pink thing
155:33
high heels
155:35
be happy
155:51
got him i have not worn these things in
155:53
so long look at this [ __ ]
155:55
look at these
155:58
can you even see this look at this [ __ ]
156:01
they're like
156:02
oh
156:04
they're big as all hell
156:05
um and hopefully well i know they'll
156:08
still fit i haven't changed foot size
156:10
recently
156:12
but like
156:13
i haven't [ __ ] hell
156:17
you know what's weird these aren't
156:18
actually as tall heels as i remember
156:20
them i've worn so many taller heels
156:22
since
156:23
that like these almost don't feel that
156:26
bad like they're not too they're not
156:28
they're not the worst they could be
156:30
you know
156:32
oh [ __ ] hold on
156:38
okay hold on i thought i just flashed
156:40
you
156:41
um
156:44
there we go
156:46
all right hold on look at these
156:50
yeah these aren't oh [ __ ] these aren't
156:52
that bad
156:55
there we go
156:56
we now have some heels
156:58
are you happy now nice fake boobs thank
157:00
you you can see them sometimes god damn
157:02
it
157:05
happy now
157:08
i want those hills well you can get them
157:09
from like amazon i think i got them hot
157:12
pink ooh
157:13
so many different shades of pink by the
157:15
way
157:16
i like the i like the black socks more
157:18
i've still got the black socks aren't
157:19
under it
157:21
good lord blameo that's a whole outfit
157:24
yeah
157:26
i keep saying we're gonna do normal mode
157:29
but then we don't
157:31
if chet is going to let f1 nn scam us by
157:34
3 000 for a bit of extra banana chat had
157:37
better pay for it
157:39
that's all i'm saying
157:55
all right
157:58
okay wait so listen okay we're all right
158:03
how about
158:06
how about
158:07
here's what i'll give you
158:09
i will keep drinking until i feel like
158:11
it's a good idea
158:13
and then we'll see where we're at okay
158:15
does that sound good i've done the nails
158:17
my ears are goofing
158:20
i accomplished my goal that i wanted to
158:22
accomplish
158:23
how about that
158:24
what do you think i need an answer from
158:26
crj himself
158:32
i'm looking at chat but
158:33
it's moving very quickly
158:43
good lord
158:45
oh half a year really
158:48
yeah
158:51
ah good lord nice black boot would
158:53
balance that outfit better i have these
158:54
same heels in black the exact same like
158:57
thigh high ones but in black i think
159:00
somewhere they've got to be
159:02
oh
159:06
finn cheese is a loaf of milk but it's
159:08
not a loaf of milk it's like saying
159:10
[ __ ]
159:11
bread is a loaf of wheat it's different
159:14
you know
159:15
it's a different thing
159:21
this has been the best interactive
159:22
episode of black mirror i have ever seen
159:27
oh good [ __ ] lord
159:32
[Music]
159:33
black boots will be better you think
159:35
themself
159:37
yes
159:45
what
159:46
i'm confusion what does that mean
159:49
i'm so [ __ ] confused you also have
159:51
laced pink heels that would go with this
159:53
fit
159:57
do i
160:01
do i
160:05
i have nice red heels
160:09
laced
160:11
i don't know what you mean by laced
160:14
life sliced and straps are different you
160:15
said himself no big deal
160:17
oh drink i haven't sorry
160:25
dude i don't have any of that
160:27
in my house you think i have club soda
160:29
gin and cranberry juice out of all these
160:31
things
160:32
strap same [ __ ] incorrect i do have pink
160:35
heels like that i think but
160:38
okay
160:39
do you think thigh black thigh high
160:41
short pink heels so it's like black and
160:43
pink [ __ ]
160:45
it is a loaf of milk no it's not it's
160:47
that's stupid no
160:49
didn't you wear those hills during your
160:50
walk last year in may yes i did
160:53
370
160:55
more needed
161:00
i said 12
161:02
not 11 i said 12
161:04
in my defense i didn't say 11. i said 12
161:07
12 000
161:09
and i'll give it my best shot at banana
161:12
do i i don't remember if i even have
161:13
short pink heels anymore okay let me go
161:16
and check hold on
161:18
i'll grab both the black ones and the
161:20
pink ones if i find them but i'll grab
161:22
the black versions
161:23
of these and i'll also grab short pink
161:25
heels if i see them
161:35
never mind i found them immediately i
161:38
found them immediately they were like
161:40
the first ones all right chap what do
161:42
you think and yet another type of pink
161:45
so instead of these black eye hoes pink
161:48
on the bottom
161:51
it kind of matches the outfit a bit
161:52
better
161:55
what do we think
161:57
what does your fine taste say
162:00
i'll give you i'm gonna do it anyway and
162:02
then you'll see if you like it or not
162:04
no
162:05
okay
162:06
we'll see
162:13
while dowing the banana squeeze your
162:15
left thumb to stop the gag reflex
162:19
oh my god i don't think i'm gonna get
162:20
that far [ __ ] hell
162:23
how far even is my gag reflex
162:25
is there a measurement
162:28
is there a leaderboard
162:32
okay hold up
162:36
let's see
162:38
let's find out okay good thank you
162:40
oh these are too small
162:42
these heels are these heels are too
162:45
small for me holy [ __ ] they're like
162:47
half a size too small
162:49
okay it's fine i've put my toes in a
162:51
good position for it
162:53
finn has no gag reflex confirmed i've
162:55
never
162:56
never [ __ ]
162:57
ah
162:59
i don't know what i've agreed to here
163:07
i don't know if i'm gonna go far enough
163:08
to hit a [ __ ] gag reflex
163:11
uh if you swallow like you do when
163:12
you're eating you override it
163:14
wait yeah why don't you gag when you're
163:15
eating
163:19
is that really just how that is
163:21
anyway
163:24
you just i i always deep through my deep
163:27
throat
163:29
ah
163:31
yo listen up here's a story about a
163:34
little girl that lives in a pink world
163:36
and all day and all night and everything
163:38
she sees is just pink
163:41
these are a little bit harder to walk in
163:44
what do you think
163:46
now to salmon
163:47
all right
163:48
dude
163:50
i'm gonna do a poll
163:52
of which ones you prefer
163:53
um alternatively i could get the black
163:56
ones hold on give me a minute i'll go
163:58
grab the black ones because i want you
163:59
to have a third topic because you're
164:00
gonna vote again
164:02
oh my god dead hearts are walking
164:22
here's these
164:24
um so the same thing
164:26
same thing as the pink thigh highs what
164:28
do you think that was dangerous maybe
164:30
same thing as the pink thigh highs but
164:32
they're in black
164:34
do you think better
164:36
what think
164:40
[ __ ] it i'm gonna let's try okay you
164:42
know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna do a
164:43
poll
164:44
oh it already happened
164:47
all right it happened
164:49
let's see
164:56
okay black boots is at the top of it all
164:58
right [ __ ] it uh let's try them these
165:01
are uncomfortable anyway
165:03
finger makeup is very pretty thank you
165:04
what a wholesome comment
165:08
do you know anyone what the [ __ ]
165:13
thank you minox for 100 [ __ ] dollars
165:15
by the way
165:18
do you have anyone to give you the
165:20
heimlich don't know how much don't know
165:22
how don't know how um
165:24
don't know how good calling me
165:28
a little girl that lives in a pink world
165:30
i get the i get the reference but i
165:33
still don't
165:37
okay hold on
165:40
no these are a little bit tighter
165:42
but um
165:43
these fit a little bit more like
165:47
oh my god
165:49
these fit a little bit more tightly
165:52
okay well [ __ ] i can't tell whether
165:54
these are gonna be more or less
165:55
comfortable then
165:59
because i don't have to like grip
166:00
anything ah
166:03
god the illusion
166:10
oh my god
166:15
bob's check finn's losing it sorry hold
166:17
on
166:20
ah
166:21
let me
166:23
one thing at a time all right
166:26
the harness is off center there's so
166:28
many issues that you guys have with
166:30
what's happening
166:39
there
166:40
it's mostly
166:42
mostly centered
166:44
ocd boobs the boobs are falling off said
166:46
oh shut up let me just let me just
166:50
like [ __ ]
166:52
oh you and you're complaining so picky
166:56
good
166:57
okay let me show you
166:59
good okay
167:04
so these are these
167:10
okay there are a little bit easier to
167:12
walk in these are fairly comfortable
167:18
needs third boober to hold everything in
167:19
place
167:20
i am seeing a lot more majority yeses
167:22
okay
167:31
okay i think we're fine
167:34
okay we're good i think i'm solid then
167:37
we're good i think we're good
167:39
i'm like i've got everything you cut
167:41
we're done
167:42
right we've we've reached a complete
167:44
outfit i'm good
167:47
now
167:48
crj
167:50
i want to hear from you eat the banana
167:52
i'm aware
167:53
crj
167:55
i want to hear from you
167:58
you reached pico's crj i want to hear
168:00
from you
168:00
here i can i'm just not gonna go
168:04
whole you know
168:06
thing okay
168:07
but i need it i need a yes or no whether
168:10
to just try normally or do whole thing
168:12
but i do know if these really look good
168:15
with that outfit can we get another spin
168:18
sure hold on
168:20
we voted whole i know you're voted whole
168:22
but then there's more ah
168:24
you have to pay for it
168:26
chat i'm sorry crj can only do so much
168:29
um
168:32
how much more
168:34
200 milliliters of run
168:36
i don't know what that means
168:38
um
168:41
12.
168:43
if it says 12
168:44
sure
168:49
rum oh
168:51
wait what
168:52
no i mean like oh
168:54
i was already doing this i mean like in
168:56
the in the green bar
169:02
you could just go full cat and put
169:04
another couple of rows in
169:05
what does that mean
169:08
rosie what does that mean
169:11
i'm confused
169:13
how are you doing good
169:15
was there a store tag on your room
169:18
i stole it
169:28
nailed it
169:29
i'm getting ah
169:31
i'm getting better at it
169:35
hi cutie girl oh my god here looking
169:38
hella sexy are you having a good day
169:40
today
169:44
yeah i'm having a great time
169:50
i just want to say that you are very
169:52
attractive i think this is the last
169:54
donation because i need to save money
169:56
for a trip to switzerland simps strong
169:59
together
170:01
oh well then
170:03
you gave daniel an accent that was
170:04
pretty that was pretty cool actually
170:06
[ __ ] yeah i hope you have a fun trip in
170:07
sweden there you go
170:09
thanks for the 100
170:10
oh i thought that would okay
170:15
thank you well done i thought that set
170:17
an extra zero and i got very scared um
170:20
but what um
170:23
there's a fruit fly had the fruit fly
170:25
followed the fruit fly followed the
170:27
banana and now it's in my room anyway i
170:30
don't have the hand-eye coordination
170:31
right now to kill it
170:33
although usually i could pincer it
170:35
between two nails like you know the see
170:37
now kung fu panda or he gets it with
170:38
chopsticks try it with fake nails that
170:40
shit's harder
170:41
i can do it though
170:44
the absolute like when you swat away a
170:46
fly you nearly always miss
170:48
but the like the grossness
170:51
and the achievement factor
170:53
that you imagine when you slap when you
170:56
what that you get when you slap a fly is
170:58
so [ __ ]
170:59
tier three like why did you so confusing
171:02
switzerland and sweden
171:06
i didn't
171:09
[ __ ] you're making up rumors that's
171:11
wrong
171:12
um
171:17
i didn't say that
171:18
i didn't you did i didn't wrong i think
171:21
i said
171:22
he said switzerland why would i have
171:24
said
171:24
sweden it's not the same country
171:27
sweet sweet uh switzerland make knives
171:29
and swiss army knife and they have a
171:31
cool symbol that's like a cross
171:33
and sweden
171:37
they have pewdiepie i guess what else do
171:39
they have going for them not much they
171:40
don't make knives
171:42
don't know what i can say they've called
171:44
fashion that's what i'll give sweden
171:46
they have ikea i guess ikea abba yeah
171:48
they have a lot of that
171:50
oh [ __ ]
171:52
[ __ ]
171:53
six ones baby
171:56
hell yeah nice
171:59
nice
172:00
good job
172:02
i like that funny number
172:04
thank you
172:08
what are you saying
172:09
oh my god holy [ __ ] this is hitting me
172:11
now
172:13
huh
172:17
oh my god
172:21
if you put a strong magnet on the back
172:23
of that tag you should be able to take
172:24
it off who just has a strong magnet
172:26
lying around the house i have a magnet
172:28
that attaches to a fridge it's not
172:30
exactly a strong magnet
172:32
i cannot i can take it off
172:34
uh the straps on your waist offset let's
172:36
get that 12k shot
172:41
yeah no
172:42
um
172:43
[Music]
172:44
but like
172:46
also you can see like like [ __ ] waist
172:48
trainer that's not a good look
172:51
ah my nail come on bro okay
172:59
the people voting against 12k don't do
173:01
it don't get to 12.
173:03
they're not off center i feel like
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they're on center
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what if i just like do this and then now
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like now none of them can come off
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center
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right in theory
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[Music]
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looks like it's 12 for full banana then
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yeah that's what i said right
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12.
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oh
173:28
[ __ ] no it's gone i got i lost it
173:32
i saw her for a second though the age of
173:34
men is over the time of the simps has
173:36
come
173:40
what was the i you know what's [ __ ]
173:42
weird about that the sims together
173:44
strong thing i've genuinely forgotten
173:46
the original i know it's a reference to
173:48
something and i don't know it anymore
173:49
because of you guys this
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uh
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please make this 12 happen i bet
173:57
everything on this
173:59
oh my god
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apes together strong oh from planet of
174:03
the apes
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which version
174:07
how much would so i feel so good to
174:10
raise the banana goal and have a
174:11
wholesome stream
174:15
give me a minute
174:16
what
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i don't know i feel like
174:21
that's gonna annoy the majority yeah
174:24
sorry you've never dude
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[Music]
174:30
[ __ ] scratching your head with like
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holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
174:34
that's so cool
174:36
i missed that
174:38
i missed that that was nice that like uh
174:41
you can like scratches just way better
174:43
so much better
174:47
anyway
174:50
andy circus version simpson version
174:53
subscribers thank you thank you panda
174:55
panda panda panda thanks for the third
174:58
guys
174:59
hi john
175:01
as much as i love seeing you be asloat
175:04
performing this act will 100 get you ban
175:07
if you try to get it all the way sorry
175:09
chat but she will have to just nibble on
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it i don't want to see you banned
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[Music]
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dropped something
175:20
and then immediately followed it by that
175:22
um i mean
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listen
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me trying as best as i can is not trying
175:30
to get the whole thing
175:32
i don't think that's gonna happen i
175:34
think that i i have a maximum two
175:36
thumbnail scratching asmr on the mic
175:42
[Music]
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no
175:49
i refuse
175:50
i refuse to be a asmr streamer
175:57
wait i can make that worse
176:00
what does this sound like
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[Music]
176:04
what does that sound like
176:11
[Music]
176:15
it's true keep it easy mate don't risk
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it
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my headphones
176:23
i'm waiting
176:30
risk it
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listen
176:33
buddy
176:35
i know what i can and can't get away
176:36
with i'm gonna turn this off i know what
176:38
i can and can't get away with i'm fairly
176:39
certain um i'm not gonna gag on a
176:42
[ __ ] banana on stream that's not
176:44
gonna happen [ __ ] god
176:46
um however
176:49
i will i'll i can eat a banana
176:53
yeah i'm not going to deep throat a
176:54
banana
176:56
i can eat a banana let's take large
176:57
bites
177:09
i didn't expect your voice to sound like
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that i really do wonder how many people
177:13
find me just through the twitch homepage
177:14
in fact can i do that i haven't done
177:16
this in a while uh can i do a poll or at
177:19
least like
177:20
i'm not even gonna bother doing a poll i
177:21
want to do just a chat
177:23
let's see
177:24
in chat
177:25
i want to know
177:27
where you found me from either from like
177:30
the new one's been tick-tock i didn't
177:31
realize tick-tock would be such a big
177:32
deal or at least such a like a big way
177:35
people found me either youtube twitch or
177:37
tick tock the people that found me
177:39
through twitch are the most interesting
177:40
because like holy [ __ ] imagine if you
177:42
just found me
177:43
youtube youtube youtube youtube all
177:45
right like majority youtube
177:48
okay no
177:50
it's a [ __ ] metal microphone bro
177:54
it's gonna taste bad and it's gonna
177:56
break
177:58
youtube okay someone did a poll as well
178:00
it's mainly youtube then
178:03
twitch front page and tech soccer
178:04
actually fairly common so it's mainly
178:06
youtube i wonder which
178:08
egg irl
178:10
bananas together bunch
178:16
kind of works really well with sims
178:18
together strong
178:20
let's get these videos that's an odd one
178:24
what the [ __ ]
178:26
that's a cool gif
178:28
you just do that
178:29
new rare extra nozzles pounces on you
178:33
you woo you so warm couldn't help but
178:35
notice your bulge across the floor you
178:38
misquoted it i think it's like bulgy
178:39
wool g from across the floor
178:41
[Music]
178:44
that's heresy i think hello fence to you
178:46
that sentence lovely and breathable
178:48
today
178:49
thank you i think by the way death
178:51
sentence for getting the lyrics wrong am
178:52
i wrong or is he wrong either way one of
178:54
us is going on the guillotine
178:56
uh
178:57
youtube shorts that's a [ __ ] weird
178:59
one
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don't know who's right i think ah he's
179:02
wrong uh guillotine
179:05
thanks for saying i look extra
179:06
breathable
179:08
the natto mega clip ah so that makes a
179:10
lot of sense that video got a
179:12
[ __ ] lot of views that's consistently
179:14
pissed that that gets re-uploaded and
179:16
gets way more views than uh like
179:18
whenever you upload as a recommended
179:20
video watching kermit on omegle videos
179:23
watched some didn't realize i was
179:25
already subscribed to your minecraft
179:28
channel watched a whole stream before
179:30
realizing
179:32
oh holy [ __ ] that's kind of
179:34
really
179:36
you watched a whole stream before
179:38
realizing that you watched me on youtube
179:39
on minecraft or just subscribed or
179:41
watched because that's two other things
179:48
i've seen more people in chat saying
179:50
that i'm talking [ __ ] weird
179:52
and i don't know
179:54
i'm talking more like a woman
179:56
except deeper
179:58
down bananas
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okay so mainly youtube then other i
180:03
guess is weird what the [ __ ] would other
180:05
be anyway that's odd mcc
180:08
okay fair enough someone link your
180:10
youtube video ah likes
180:12
i probably saw you in a buzzfeed article
180:14
you definitely didn't see me in a
180:15
buzzfeed article because i'm not
180:17
verified on twitter yet if i was in a
180:18
buzzfeed article i'd be verified already
180:21
but no apparently you need to have a
180:24
scholarly article run across you to get
180:26
a
180:26
confirmation that you are who you say
180:28
you are on twitter
180:30
i don't know i thought they were gonna i
180:32
got denied so many times it's like ah
180:35
you're not relevant enough to get uh
180:37
what's it called
180:39
not relevant enough to get verification
180:41
but this random journalist that got a
180:42
ten views on the pages
180:44
good lord
180:48
friends showed me your twitch
180:49
that's the most i think if i was going
180:51
to pick a way for people to find out
180:53
about me that would be my favorite
180:57
just like being shown does the echo
180:59
thingy come with the voice change all
181:03
yes
181:04
uh no it's part of my audio interface uh
181:07
yamaha uh sponsored me once and they
181:09
sent me this thing over
181:11
and then there's just a big
181:12
button that says effect and that just
181:14
happens to be the pre-loaded effect i'm
181:16
fairly certain you could probably change
181:18
it but either way right now it just
181:19
makes it echoey and i kind of don't mind
181:22
it i'm just gonna keep it it's not a
181:24
voice changer i'm not using a voice
181:25
changer by the way just in case you
181:27
think i'm using any voice changes
181:29
does it make it deeper
181:34
i only watched your minecraft videos
181:36
after seeing several of your streams and
181:38
i also played about a week on your mc
181:41
prisons server
181:43
nice
181:44
hell yeah the prison itself is really
181:46
cool i think it's like is it the number
181:48
one prison server it's gotta be it's not
181:50
number one skyblock server sadly hypixel
181:52
kind of took that from me
181:54
for a megal from finn live from other
181:56
creators oh [ __ ] that's weird from other
181:58
creators is gonna be the higher one
182:00
anyway that's cool
182:02
your voice is beautiful i don't want a
182:03
girl voice to be honest
182:06
but if i could just pull out a girl
182:07
voice that'd be pretty neat
182:11
i just opened twitch and this [ __ ]
182:12
wizard [ __ ] reminds me that i'm bi
182:15
what
182:16
i can't do if you're calling me a wizard
182:18
[ __ ] if you are thank you that's
182:20
[ __ ] cool
182:22
this wizard [ __ ] reminds me that i'm bi
182:24
is such a good [ __ ] sentence i like
182:26
that
182:28
from code miko interview ah hell yeah
182:30
wizard [ __ ]
182:31
[ __ ] wingardium leviosa [ __ ]
182:35
i feel like my voice is deeper now
182:37
do i sound like corpse husband chat tell
182:39
me do i sound like hold up suspend i bet
182:41
i do i bet i sound just like him do i
182:45
um
182:50
a mungus
182:52
okay i did then right that's what he
182:54
does i did right tell me i didn't i
182:57
sounded exactly like him
182:59
i'll say it again hold on among us
183:02
right
183:03
i could have a good impression
183:06
i could like rap maybe maybe that'd help
183:09
to show you that i sound exactly like
183:10
him
183:17
oh god he's delusional i'm so sorry
183:26
well like alex terrible what the [ __ ] is
183:29
that the historical figure
183:32
white girls rapping oh no
183:35
okay
183:37
holy [ __ ] this is my first opportunity
183:39
to get white girl wasted holy [ __ ]
183:41
that'd be fun
183:49
hi j schlatt
183:53
all right boys i'm adding 500 to the
183:56
turtle we're doing this now
184:00
hey schlatt
184:01
how are you hold on
184:04
i don't know about you chet
184:06
but i'm feeling awfully hungry
184:10
schlatt are you feeling peckish perhaps
184:12
maybe we could do a bit of a mukbang
184:15
sadly i only have this banana
184:19
you know like i at least i'm trying to
184:21
eat healthily recently i'm vegetarian i
184:23
only really have this one banana
184:26
um
184:27
but you know
184:28
how are you
184:38
how are you schlatt
184:43
uh
184:45
i mean
184:46
okay fine you eat you eat your food uh
184:49
noodles what are they having mukbangs
184:51
just like fries and [ __ ] i'm gonna be a
184:53
lot healthier i'm gonna have my banana
185:14
this
185:21
what a [ __ ] the timing
185:26
bye bye
185:28
bye guys so yeah
185:31
i'm glad you i'm glad you uh visited
185:38
ah this is fun
185:40
as banana at the back of my throat
185:47
oh
185:57
[Music]
186:00
anyway
186:01
you're not supposed to bite the head off
186:03
man
186:04
i'm sorry what was gonna happen it's
186:06
gross to [ __ ] like you know no one
186:08
eats a banana and doesn't eat the banana
186:11
no one just feels a banana around in
186:13
their mouth for a minute and just decide
186:15
if they want one
186:16
you don't take it out again that's nasty
186:19
if the food goes in food don't come out
186:21
again that's that's how the world works
186:25
typical slot he came he saw he came and
186:28
left
186:30
typical slot
186:33
yeah [ __ ] i just got it
186:40
oh
186:41
[ __ ] uh what's it called paintball
186:42
kitty is giving me schloss paintball
186:45
kitty is giving me a bunch of nails tips
186:47
um
186:52
about [ __ ] hell she goes ballet heels
186:55
while some ladies can uh can do can walk
186:58
in them they're designed to keep uh subs
187:01
on their knees and crawling
187:04
[ __ ] that was when we were talking about
187:05
ballet heels before and then she was
187:06
talking about nails and she said i paint
187:08
mine before i attach them way easier
187:10
they stick them on like some wait stick
187:12
them on some blue tack
187:14
what the [ __ ] use blue tank to stick
187:17
jesus christ
187:19
these blue tacks stick fake nails on
187:20
that is just [ __ ] wrong
187:22
she posted them in chat earlier you
187:24
weren't looking at chat it's hard to
187:25
keep track dude half the time someone's
187:27
saying j schlot
187:29
and then the other ones i don't know
187:39
i'm adding five hundred dollars she says
187:42
and doesn't i'm substituting it i forgot
187:44
what it you know what i mean i'm just
187:46
skipping forward i'm skipping forward in
187:48
time to it
187:49
when it hits 12k it doesn't matter
187:51
because i already i already did the
187:52
thing i already did the banana so it's
187:54
fine
187:55
which wasn't for a subgoal by the way
187:56
it's because i wanted to i wouldn't
187:59
ask you to pay me money to do something
188:01
like eat a banana on twitch because that
188:02
would be maybe a little bit tos who
188:05
knows i wouldn't do that that's why i
188:06
didn't do it at 12k i just did it
188:08
because i wanted to because my friend
188:09
was in the chat and i wanted to eat
188:11
healthily with him
188:12
[Music]
188:16
is what we're all gonna say to the
188:17
twitch mods okay
188:22
i skipped forward a bit fine i took two
188:25
hundred dollars off 500 off the goal
188:28
amount that i said
188:34
i wanted to
188:37
you know
188:39
oh yeah now you can stop donating now
188:40
we're good
188:51
wrench has begun
188:54
he's still here taking the butt i still
188:56
have half a banana
188:57
but then again it is actually a decent
188:59
banana the last time it wasn't a ripe
189:00
banana they kind of suck if you ever
189:02
have right unripe banana they're just
189:04
kind of like bitter and shitty this
189:05
one's at least good
189:09
so you flirt with kyle and show off to
189:11
chlat smile
189:13
yes
189:17
the fruit flies here
189:19
i see him
189:20
[Music]
189:22
then he's gone no he's not hello i'm a
189:25
treyo so many have said it two men
189:27
[ __ ] got him maybe i'll be one more
189:30
maybe you will remember so i'll shoot my
189:33
shot rose hands you arose your laugh is
189:36
wonderful and your smile always makes my
189:39
day maybe one day we will shift it
189:41
smells lovely
189:43
maybe one day we will share a sunset
189:45
piece aha
189:47
that's nice
189:49
there were three boxes in po
189:51
there's one box that i forgot to unbox
189:53
look at this there's a little oh
189:56
[ __ ] chair didn't go as far back as like
189:59
oh i'm just gonna stand she didn't go as
190:01
far back as i thought it would
190:04
by the way i like how you all just saw
190:06
how incredibly un
190:09
unprofessional unladylike i sip
190:12
donut gets cucked i rent it out again
190:16
i just sit like this
190:19
maybe i should try a little bit harder
190:21
but
190:22
i don't wanna
190:24
okay
190:25
[Music]
190:29
these [ __ ]
190:30
jesus
190:33
so for government six are you getting a
190:35
full makeover professional makeover uh
190:37
professional makeup hair waxing a second
190:40
ear piercing the first whole goal is
190:42
resemblance
190:43
well i am getting the ear piercings
190:46
i am getting going to a salon and
190:47
getting waxed
190:49
fun fact i am going to get my hair
190:52
styled
190:53
and i'm i'm not gonna get my makeup done
190:55
not necessarily because like i don't
190:57
know it's it's a needless expense i can
190:59
do my makeup better than
191:01
i think anyone can
191:02
i i do my makeup the absolute best
191:05
[Music]
191:06
so i'm just going to do my makeup while
191:09
i'm there i don't know i'm going to get
191:10
my nails done properly i've decided on
191:12
your next task ready for the end of next
191:14
week or are you going to hide from us
191:16
until the goal expires
191:19
a third of the way through the uh [ __ ]
191:22
a third of the way there are
191:25
a third of the way there in two streams
191:27
uh have decided on the next
191:30
have decided on your next test ready for
191:33
the end of next week or
191:34
what
191:36
where'd you get the harness it's from
191:39
uh
191:40
some something someone in chat i'll tell
191:42
you
191:44
[ __ ] what is this oh uh it's a
191:48
is this a necklace
191:51
that's 100 a necklace that's not bad
191:54
that's kind of neat
191:55
i don't mind that
191:57
it's not bad actually it's like shiny in
191:59
hell look at that
192:01
[ __ ] like diamonds and [ __ ] not real
192:02
diamonds but like that's kind of cool
192:05
how'd you grow your hair out i waited
192:07
what do you mean how did i grow my hair
192:09
out i
192:10
sat here
192:11
for a long period of time
192:13
i'm all but i'm already in this necklace
192:15
do we swap it
192:16
out which one's better
192:20
order it
192:23
okay chat which one's better swap or no
192:26
just say
192:27
swap or no
192:31
okay mostly nose all right we'll keep
192:33
this one to the side though this would
192:34
be good for something like if i was
192:36
going um
192:37
if i had some like glittery dress again
192:39
remember like if i had uh if i had that
192:41
birthday dress again that would look
192:43
pretty good with that
192:49
oh my god i can't really get the straps
192:51
to be all that tight here
192:54
how long did how long did it take to
192:56
grow at like two years
192:57
one and a half years right now i think
192:59
it's oh stop knows it's going to be like
193:01
18 i just want to kiss you on the
193:02
forehead before you go to sleep and say
193:06
ye
193:08
what
193:10
oh it was a foreign language but it
193:11
didn't read it just what the [ __ ] did
193:12
the auto translate just went like yee
193:16
ooh
193:17
third of the way
193:20
69 hell yeah
193:24
nice
193:28
good job one percent or 0.01 off
193:34
69 isn't really enjoyable
193:36
thank you for your opinion i'll take it
193:38
into account next time
193:40
the hordes of women ask me for it
193:46
i mean personally i've never found 69's
193:49
uh super enjoyable
193:51
mainly just because i don't know my gag
193:53
reflects it kind of goes pretty far and
193:55
like you know
193:56
when it goes down my throat it just
193:58
triggers too easily i've never i've
194:00
never enjoyed it personally but
194:02
you know that's just me
194:04
kind of hurts my jaw
194:10
oh my god why don't you tell me
194:16
there we go
194:18
what butterfly knife do you have
194:19
actually good question it's called the
194:21
uh kershaw lucha and somehow i'm still
194:23
[ __ ] nailing all the tricks after
194:25
i've drank and i have new fake nails on
194:28
which is pretty dope
194:30
can i do the complex one
194:32
cut on
194:40
yep nailed it
194:42
hold on i'm gonna try that again
194:50
there's a distinct lack of clapping chat
194:52
that was cool
194:56
nice that's cool as hell that was nice
195:04
hey that's what happens man i don't have
195:05
perfect skin
195:07
[Music]
195:10
also it's not even a pimple it's just
195:12
like a [ __ ] red guy
195:14
maybe i don't know
195:16
looking dominant yet breathable oh
195:21
thank you
195:22
oh damn thank you for the collapse chat
195:24
thank you thank you for the collapse
195:27
thanks for the 10 gifted subs oh
195:29
i feel so special
195:31
finally my talents coming into use
195:36
oh my god maybe i should
195:39
wait i wonder if i can
195:44
pog
195:49
i'm so cool
195:50
anyway
195:57
it's just constant claps and pogging
195:59
uh so since you missed one of one set of
196:02
the appointments
196:03
uh when was the ear booking uh booked
196:05
for again when was the ear piercing book
196:07
four again oh my god what about the
196:08
salon stream well i said about the salon
196:11
stream so i'm going back on the 23rd to
196:13
get my hair in and we're gonna talk
196:14
about when to do that because obviously
196:17
it involves booking multiple people you
196:19
don't just go to one person they do a
196:20
hairstyle waxing and eyelashes and
196:23
you know and nails right
196:24
it's like three different people
196:26
so
196:27
basically the main person that runs the
196:29
shop is the one that does all the hair
196:31
and she got that is very lopsided holy
196:34
[ __ ]
196:35
i don't even know how i fixed this
196:39
uh she runs that and she hires everyone
196:42
else and so she's gotta check
196:45
whether
196:46
um
196:49
everyone else is free how the [ __ ] she's
196:51
gonna check whether everyone else is
196:53
free to do the eyelash or not the
196:54
eyelashes the nails and
196:56
the waxing thing i think that's what
196:57
we're going to do i'm going to get her
196:59
to do a hairstyle i'm going to do my own
197:01
makeup
197:02
uh someone's going to do a waxing of my
197:05
lower legs because i genui i know for a
197:07
fact i cannot cope with upper leg waxing
197:10
i don't even think i'm gonna cope with
197:12
lower leg waxing but like i'm gonna try
197:14
it because i'm so nice and i content
197:17
um
197:19
but you know
197:22
what's it called and then uh the nails
197:24
that's gonna be the majority of the
197:25
stream it's the same way it was here for
197:26
like two hours but someone actually
197:28
doing acrylic nails
197:30
waxing's easy you're a psychopath leg
197:33
waxing is okay shush leg waxing doesn't
197:35
even hurt you're all insane what do you
197:38
mean it's so [ __ ] bad
197:40
i've like i've done the home wax trips
197:42
before like multiple times with people
197:45
they [ __ ] suck
197:48
how do you even cope with that [ __ ]
197:50
epilating gang
197:51
i've never met a human being that uses
197:54
an epilator and i don't think i'd want
197:56
to because i feel like the only person
197:57
that uses an epilator is in some sort of
198:00
asylum
198:01
why would you do that to yourself
198:04
epilate your legs it's the best epilator
198:05
is pog wrong helen what where are you
198:09
being kept what facility
198:11
my god banana is a good combination
198:16
you know what in all fairness it's not
198:18
bad
198:19
i haven't had any in uh
198:21
adverse effects from it
198:24
sprite isn't though
198:26
isn't is that still a thing can anyone
198:27
explain to me why the sprite and banana
198:29
challenge was a thing back in the day
198:31
don't even remember that
198:33
that strap just does what it wants yeah
198:34
i know it's this one
198:42
[ __ ]
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okay
198:45
it just won't stay on my
198:47
it won't stay on
198:49
the [ __ ]
198:50
the strap won't stay in one place
198:58
it doesn't work as well
199:04
stop playing with the top and fix it at
199:06
the bottom
199:07
there's nothing to fix it's fine at the
199:09
bottom like it's all good
199:12
i think
199:14
the only thing is you can see this and
199:15
that's not supposed to be a thing but
199:17
the crop tops kind of
199:21
[Music]
199:22
use an epilator every day
199:25
lsnoj
199:26
os
199:28
i couldn't even
199:29
i i can't cope with that waxing [ __ ]
199:31
hurts finally someone agrees with me
199:34
the straps go lower
199:36
[Music]
199:38
they don't
199:40
that top is not very ocd friendly smile
199:45
but like this is not supposed to sit
199:46
there this posted a little bit higher
199:50
um
199:52
hold on bimbo brains kicking in i have
199:54
no idea what i'm doing hopefully maybe
199:55
it's fine
199:58
now uh i need to pee
200:03
take it off what a great idea
200:05
um i'm gonna go pee i think
200:07
uh you guys have fun
200:09
enjoy yourself i'm gonna leave the chair
200:12
uh oh you know what's [ __ ] weird no
200:15
one ever tells you this hey guys
200:17
uh dudes listen people with penis uh
200:20
dudes or not so if you have a dick and
200:23
you stand up to pee
200:24
just trying a pair of heels
200:27
makes the game 10 times harder it's like
200:29
[ __ ] target practice at that point
200:31
because you're not used to that level of
200:33
elevation so it's so like [ __ ] you
200:36
know
200:37
it's like it's like a game it's like uh
200:39
you've up the level difficulty on peeing
200:42
fun fact
200:43
which is what i'm gonna go do
200:48
oh here's the outfit by the way hey chat
200:50
solo time baby my time to shine
200:53
and chat i like you but some of you are
200:56
kinda weird champ
200:58
wanting to sniff me and take parts from
201:00
my body like my caution how about a bonk
201:04
for those that deserve it oh
201:42
[Music]
201:45
i am a master peer i never miss
203:01
the queen is back
203:03
it's me again
203:05
oh [ __ ] hold on
203:07
ah goddammit
203:09
the chair's like stuck
203:14
sorry about that chat i couldn't pull my
203:16
chair and i tried to adjust it if not
203:19
you'll be left with urine in your
203:21
urinary tract which is a lot shorter in
203:23
non-penile human specimens which
203:26
increases your probability of developing
203:28
prostate cancer
203:30
[Music]
203:32
is that true i don't know if that's true
203:35
i'm not saying people should keep
203:37
donating but you remember the way we all
203:39
bet millions of channel points on
203:41
hitting twelve thousand dollars before
203:43
the end of the stream
203:47
anyway guys anyway buys anyway guys i
203:49
think that's gonna be the end of the
203:50
stream
203:53
oh i imagine holy [ __ ] the amount of
203:56
lives i could ruin channel point economy
203:58
tanked
204:00
i'm kidding
204:02
cool news about the salon stream
204:04
planning you avoided or forgot about the
204:07
ear piercing answer no i answered i've
204:10
said that i know the place i still
204:11
haven't called them though
204:13
um
204:15
i mean stuff if it shuts you up i should
204:18
dm you i'm not going to say the name of
204:19
the place that i'm going obviously but i
204:21
could dm the people in the council to
204:22
know because i kind of trust them um but
204:24
yeah no there's a there's a place in uh
204:26
in my local town center where people
204:28
like my mom and sister
204:30
they seem to like
204:31
it's just a piercing shop but it's like
204:32
an actual like all they do is piercings
204:34
and stuff so i kind of i
204:37
trust them to know what the [ __ ] they're
204:38
doing
204:41
but
204:41
13k make piercing date on stream i need
204:44
to call them how am i going to make a
204:45
date on it
204:46
i need to like phone call them
204:49
what
204:52
my friend spruce thinks you're cool
204:54
please say hi
204:56
hi spruce
204:59
hi
205:01
that seems like it's gonna be like road
205:03
to twelve it's okay
205:06
wait what the [ __ ]
205:09
it says it wait did we do it did they do
205:12
it
205:13
hey
205:15
oh that's [ __ ] why
205:17
so close but so far
205:20
no you made it
205:21
i like how you would i know what you
205:22
tried to do you tried to get it to one
205:24
penny away
205:26
but then someone also donated twenty
205:28
dollars
205:29
just a second before you
205:31
oh chasio
205:35
well done i guess you technically pushed
205:36
it over the edge
205:38
let's see i want to see how many channel
205:40
points some people bettered on it
205:43
i already i you know
205:44
banana already happened
205:47
i already kind of skipped the banana
205:48
thing um
205:54
bonds i want to see what it was i want
205:56
to see what the goal was you can end it
205:57
now it happened i want to see what it
205:59
thing was
206:00
i want to see how many bets got put on
206:02
it
206:03
oh it it's happened
206:04
how many was it
206:07
sims divided
206:08
divided are weak
206:09
sims strong sims together strong
206:13
how much was it
206:14
2.3 million
206:17
i was gonna say 2.3 million channel
206:19
points holy [ __ ]
206:21
so many donuts
206:23
so many dono snips today d
206:26
well done chat
206:27
[Music]
206:29
hey well done 2.3 million i don't know
206:32
how that really works because didn't you
206:33
guys only ever win
206:35
99 000 because of all the people that
206:37
bet against you
206:40
yeah finn scammers on the banana thing
206:42
how did i scam you on the banana thing i
206:44
did it just like before now
207:02
and that has now ruined bananas for me
207:11
[Music]
207:12
i i do what i'm i i do what i get paid
207:15
for
207:16
i'm contractually abbreviated obligated
207:18
[ __ ]
207:20
i think the rum hit me a bit too hard
207:21
boys
207:24
god damn
207:28
ah i still got that thing where it's
207:30
like it's not quite a ripe banana so
207:31
it's still a little bit like
207:33
what's it called it's still a little bit
207:35
like bitter you know what i mean
207:37
i don't like that apples are my favorite
207:38
apples are my favorite fruit in general
207:40
if you if apples are not s tier fruit
207:42
for you
207:44
then you've never had a good apple
207:46
that's
207:48
i i think apples are the best fruit when
207:50
they are done well
207:52
there's no better
208:01
oh my god
208:06
esther apple's uh 100 esthetic
208:22
what the hell um
208:25
fruit tearless one i've done a fruit tea
208:26
list i think i did it on like twitter
208:28
with reason should i try and find it for
208:29
you um
208:31
i'm i'm 100 right about it i was never
208:33
wrong once it was complete
208:42
sorry i just go and check twitter and
208:44
i'll [ __ ] i should really follow this
208:45
nick
208:46
i go and check twitter and immediately
208:48
this is this this is the [ __ ] i see
208:50
i'm
208:53
oh why did i make eye contact that would
208:54
have been way better
208:56
um
208:58
let me see if i can find it for you
209:01
or is it bar crazy
209:03
a second account
209:08
[Music]
209:10
trying to find my fruit tier list i was
209:12
right about it everyone else is wrong
209:14
there is no in between found it
209:16
okay
209:17
so here's mine here's my fruit tealist
209:20
if you think i'm wrong you're wrong
209:22
apple ester mango second best easily
209:26
blackberry
209:27
i don't know if you've ever had a good
209:28
blackberry for some reason that's a
209:30
controversial point strawberries
209:31
raspberries obviously top tier pineapple
209:34
only slightly controversial grapes
209:38
maybe not s tier because they're very
209:40
likely to be bad but grapes are
209:42
definitely an idea banana same thing
209:46
whatever that melon is called it's also
209:48
pog watermelon slightly followed behind
209:51
it is not as good as this melon but it's
209:53
still pretty good it's not as flavorful
209:55
oranges solid i like the flavor maybe
209:58
eating them is a little bit less
210:00
enjoyable blackberries they're good
210:04
two out of five times they're yeah
210:07
i don't know what this one was but it
210:08
looks pretty cool cherries
210:10
good taste weird [ __ ] stone in the
210:12
middle what's that about cherries i i
210:15
peaches i think this is
210:17
same [ __ ] weird [ __ ] stone in the
210:18
middle tastes good but what the [ __ ]
210:20
pomegranate okay i don't pomegranate
210:22
taste good in salad
210:23
uh i don't know what that is and i an
210:25
avocado
210:27
is it really even a fruit it's garbage
210:30
it just tastes like
210:32
[ __ ] what uh
210:34
near true said it tastes like dick like
210:36
near you said it tastes like or was it
210:38
nature or minx someone said it tastes
210:40
like dick
210:42
and now like how am i supposed to every
210:44
why'd they tell me that how am i ever
210:45
supposed to eat a [ __ ]
210:48
avocado again
210:50
if i know it if i know that's what it
210:52
tastes like
210:53
it it like it's not terrible but it's
210:56
not like
211:00
is that a thing like uh i don't i think
211:02
i've heard this before on tick tock too
211:05
avocado tastes
211:07
like
211:09
avocado tastes like clean dick
211:11
apparently according to google literally
211:14
when you search up look at this avocad
211:18
avocado
211:20
tastes
211:21
like
211:24
look
211:27
[ __ ]
211:28
look avocado tastes like clean d twitter
211:30
like you know like there i've got it see
211:33
it's a thing why did i get told this
211:35
information i didn't want to know this
211:36
information i've been
211:38
violated
211:40
who told you that i don't know one of
211:42
the women um either neochu or minx told
211:44
me it and i hate them both for it
211:46
equally i don't remember who it was i
211:49
think it was near you i'm leaning more
211:51
towards near you
211:53
think she just saw the tweet originally
211:55
mentioning it but like why did i need to
211:57
know that
211:58
why nietzsche if you're watching this
212:00
why do you need to tell me that i think
212:02
it's you it might not have been you i'm
212:04
sorry if i'm blaming you but why do you
212:06
need to put that in my mind i haven't
212:08
bought an avocado since
212:16
or have i
212:18
never one time
212:21
i definitely didn't want to uh test it
212:23
out that would be stupid that would be
212:24
that would be bad
212:26
i wouldn't do that
212:28
guacamole is pretty [ __ ] poggers
212:31
though avocado
212:39
only one way to find out you've got to
212:40
have them both at the exact same time
212:42
one after the other i can't wait till i
212:44
finally try meat for the first time not
212:46
that
212:48
not then not that like genuine genuine
212:50
meat like actual you know like a steak
212:53
i want to try that for the first time
212:55
i would swallow one any day
212:57
wink wink
213:01
good to know
213:08
i'm gonna go for a shower now i'll be
213:09
thinking of you heart
213:13
any other contact if you said like
213:15
i'm gonna go have lunch now i'm gonna go
213:18
get lunch now i'll be thinking of you
213:20
normal but like because you said shower
213:22
and now my mind goes bad
213:24
i'm gonna go have a shower now i'll be
213:26
thinking of you immediately screams what
213:28
exactly you think it means
213:32
god
213:33
naked you guys got naked in the shower
213:36
what the [ __ ]
213:42
that's weird
213:46
so gay
213:48
that's guys
213:51
being naked in the shower
213:53
wasn't the shower invented by a man and
213:55
you're being naked in front of it
213:58
i don't know about you but that sounds
213:59
pretty sus to me
214:03
[Music]
214:07
i'm gonna go eat an alley i will be
214:09
thinking of you
214:15
touched
214:35
ah
214:36
i tried i was really trying to stave off
214:38
the um alcohol shutter
214:41
oh my god
214:44
finn aren't you straight i am straight
214:46
i'm just memeing
214:51
like out suddenly
214:53
everyone on earth
214:55
and their straight friends does that
214:56
thing where they're just pretending to
214:58
[ __ ] you know like
215:00
every every group of guys
215:03
acts like
215:04
no no that's that's just the thing
215:06
that's a common thing every group of
215:08
guys together they're like um
215:11
what what do you mean every group of
215:12
guys they [ __ ] each other every now and
215:14
then what do you mean
215:15
like oh come on that's not a common
215:16
thing
215:17
god
215:19
um i don't know why people think that's
215:20
weird of course that's right will you be
215:26
it's a solid pick-up line
215:28
uh
215:32
[ __ ] i don't know if that's if i say yes
215:34
is that going to get clipped or
215:35
something and then i'm going to show up
215:36
in a a law a court of law i'm gonna show
215:39
up in a court and they're gonna say well
215:41
you you did agree you did say yes
215:44
i don't know
215:47
i'm getting railed by my bro right now
215:50
right now dude you type faster with one
215:52
hand
215:53
oh i know i guess you'd be using two
215:54
hands
215:56
yeah well done dude
215:58
um
215:59
who made your nails me [ __ ] i
216:01
did i found that i found the clear ones
216:04
on amazon and i painted them myself
216:06
just [ __ ] now do you like them hold
216:08
on for the people that are new do you
216:10
want to see my nails
216:13
[Music]
216:18
i need to reapply a lip gloss i think
216:21
[Music]
216:23
uh
216:24
clean deck best tasting dick
216:28
you'd assume so right
216:34
listen
216:35
i think if anyone if you were gonna take
216:37
a choice of what if you're gonna pick a
216:40
lineup
216:41
of what dick to suck between dirty and
216:43
clean i feel like everyone takes clean
216:45
right
216:46
unless there's like
216:49
wait
216:53
if avocado tastes like clean dick what
216:55
is
216:56
what what fruit slash vegetable does
217:02
unclean tastes like
217:05
is there a is there a
217:07
anchovies
217:10
jackfruit jackfruit kind of tastes good
217:12
though
217:13
jackfruits like i have that in like uh
217:15
whenever i had like burritos that's why
217:17
they put for like vegetarian burritos
217:24
wait a minute
217:26
wait but like it doesn't taste like
217:29
it can't
217:30
it tastes good though the jackfruit
217:32
tastes good
217:33
it smells like jackfruit
217:35
what but they use that as like a meat
217:37
substance
218:00
but it tastes good
218:02
but like
218:04
stop ruining fruit for him
218:06
every fruit oh my god
218:09
[Music]
218:11
[ __ ] hell
218:19
got some great news for you finn nice
218:20
good to know
218:22
uh
218:23
by the way wait can i just address the
218:26
fact that like when i asked you that
218:28
question
218:29
a [ __ ]
218:30
horde of people
218:32
saying the same answer by the way like
218:35
way more if i asked you like what is cl
218:38
i i said what does clean dick taste like
218:40
and you were like all [ __ ] quiet
218:42
and until i brought it up the avocado
218:44
thing but then as soon as like a what
218:46
does [ __ ]
218:48
unclean dick taste like
218:50
50 of you within two seconds durian
218:54
immediately
218:55
is this my audience
218:57
how many of you how many of you
219:01
how many of you have gone ahead without
219:03
asking your man to clean the [ __ ] his
219:05
dick
219:06
come on have higher standards
219:09
you can do better
219:10
come on dude
219:13
some dirty [ __ ] in here bro
219:16
by the way
219:18
i'm never gonna feel more
219:20
uh sassy than like putting on lip gloss
219:23
again with [ __ ] fake nails again
219:27
key you know like peak peak in
219:29
femininity is doing anything with fake
219:31
nails
219:58
okay
219:59
all right
220:02
you so feminine [ __ ] you
220:06
point out one way that i'm feminine
220:12
got him
220:14
smegma the strongest she yeah i was so
220:16
when i asked that question i was like
220:17
half expecting to set you up for the
220:19
joke of like cheese because that's what
220:21
like that's what it's called right well
220:24
it's like dick cheese but like i dropped
220:26
the knife but like you none of you said
220:28
that
220:29
you made me question everything because
220:30
you said dorian and jackfruit
220:34
that's upsetting to me
220:36
that now i now i've eaten jackfruit
220:40
[ __ ]
220:42
i've eaten both avocado and jackfruit
220:45
[ __ ]
220:47
anyway
220:48
well at least now i don't have to ever
220:50
now i now i know right
220:52
i wish i knew i was straight before and
220:55
now i extra know because
220:57
avocado sucks
221:00
i never even needed to go through the
221:01
experimental stage easy
221:07
so you're not picky
221:08
i'm pretty decent with food um
221:12
i don't know about
221:13
dick though no shave november
221:18
there's no rule in girl month against
221:20
not shaving my face
221:23
stuff can you stand up for the late
221:25
viewers fine
221:26
um stuff i need you're the de facto
221:29
leader of the council here
221:30
how is locktober going
221:33
i know now i know what that meme is no
221:37
here's the outfit here are the shoes
221:39
pretty pog champ the uh the exact
221:42
whatever it is
221:45
i don't know i got i got kind of nothing
221:47
this is the outfit
221:48
um
221:50
what's it called stuff's kind of the de
221:52
facto leader of the council at this
221:53
point
221:55
holy [ __ ] my
221:58
giant tits hit the microphone
222:01
the shoes right
222:03
uh
222:05
give us a twirl i just sat down
222:08
um
222:11
[ __ ] hold on
222:14
okay wait i gotta like
222:18
i don't know how much that shows though
222:20
because like
222:22
you know like i can't really do it
222:24
without that without like covering
222:26
because i don't want this to fly up and
222:28
i get like
222:29
tos
222:31
okay i'm good there
222:34
i'm getting dizzy
222:53
you know all too well that not shaving
222:55
would you be
222:56
ah
222:57
you know all too well that you not
222:59
shaving would you be ah what you know
223:01
all too well that you not shaving would
223:03
be you being a little brat about the
223:05
rules good point
223:08
what do you think is called jacking off
223:12
jacking off was invented before
223:14
jackfruit
223:15
which came first
223:17
wouldn't it be funnier if jacking off
223:19
came before came before right and then
223:20
they smelled jackfruit and they tasted
223:22
jackfruit and they're like
223:24
this tastes a lot like [ __ ] and balls
223:27
let's call it the jackfruit you know
223:29
because we call it jacking off
223:31
that's funnier to me
223:34
instead of like instead of the other way
223:36
around where it's like
223:38
you know
223:39
yeah i think it's funnier that they
223:40
discovered it and then they're like ah
223:42
it tastes a lot like [ __ ] and balls by
223:43
the way
223:44
but it doesn't though
223:46
right it better not bro dude the amount
223:49
of stuff that i've eaten with jackfruit
223:51
it better not taste like [ __ ] and balls
223:54
it better not
223:57
there's like that's what they put in
223:59
vegetarian burritos it's what they do
224:01
because it's like it's got that texture
224:02
to it that's like meat
224:05
anyway
224:07
[ __ ] and bull fruit
224:09
can we start the petition to rename it
224:11
depends on who's [ __ ] and balls
224:14
good point
224:15
oh
224:16
by the way i would like to point out
224:19
um
224:20
so there's a lot on steam on streamlabs
224:22
there's a little bit of a tracker right
224:24
of how like donations are coming in
224:26
as soon as i hit 12k as soon as i hit
224:28
that banana goal
224:30
it has slowed down to a snail space
224:34
i hit the i hit the goal i hit the
224:36
banana goal i did the banana thing
224:38
done solid
224:40
we hit 12k and we're good
224:43
get to know i'm glad to know what your
224:45
priorities are chat
224:48
miss the banana thing work meeting oh
224:51
i'm so sorry
224:53
6k or 6k bro oh i'm not complaining i
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just think it's funny
224:57
uh it's almost as if 12k in
225:00
12k and two streams is enough
225:04
why would that i just like to know what
225:05
your
225:06
fruit just keep eating it
225:09
well there's not like much stuff with
225:11
jackfruit i don't mind it it doesn't
225:13
taste bad
225:15
like there's a there's a burrito place i
225:16
don't order from it anymore because i'm
225:18
trying to eat healthy i'm trying to lose
225:19
a little bit of white but like
225:22
you know like it i did like it i ordered
225:24
it a good amount i still would keep
225:26
eating it
225:28
it's just funny
225:31
now i'll like it even more
225:33
height i'm like five foot
225:36
six foot ten six uh six foot over six
225:40
foot any amount over six foot that's
225:42
what i am
225:44
just count calories can still eat
225:46
burritos that's also true but how do you
225:48
count calories on burritos unless you
225:49
make them and i don't want to make
225:50
burritos that's too
225:52
tough i already do count calories like
225:55
um
225:56
that's what i mean by i can't really
225:57
recommend it to people because like
225:59
counting calories is a bit of a
226:03
you know like
226:05
you can go wrong with that if you're not
226:07
if you're not doing it for the right
226:08
reasons that can be a bit damaging so i
226:12
can't recommend that way to people but
226:14
the way that i worked it out was just
226:16
like
226:17
love you nails thank you i did them
226:19
myself
226:20
um it's a slippery slope right
226:22
so for me it worked out great i know
226:25
what i'm doing i know my goals i know
226:27
that i have a very realistic view of it
226:30
i know what happens if you underdo
226:31
calories
226:40
god that donation was so
226:42
i can't believe it was like very
226:44
distorted
226:45
weird i didn't even hear that one why do
226:48
you look like you're all tied up as part
226:50
as some weird bdsm fetish
226:53
i've got handcuffs on the
226:56
i've got handcuffs over there
227:01
also i didn't realize but this is it
227:03
just looked like a cute dress okay
227:06
um
227:07
was wondering why the chat isn't dumping
227:09
what
227:10
why is running while i tried to dump him
227:12
all this damn go oh what the [ __ ]
227:17
i like how the text of speech didn't
227:19
even read
227:20
rose wondering why the chat isn't
227:22
dumping more of their loads damn girl we
227:25
we
227:26
we coombed all we had for the night
227:28
round two can come later let us refill
227:31
john
227:32
yes chad i'm horny i'm tired of
227:34
pretending i'm not jonathan
227:36
jonathan kiwo what the [ __ ]
227:39
you're a mod in my chat john you've got
227:41
to be the example lead
227:44
good lord i can't even pretend
227:48
[ __ ] [ __ ] calories just cut carbs
227:51
but then okay well that's not right
227:53
either though
227:57
okay they're all agreeing with you john
227:58
all right [ __ ] it you're right then
228:02
no horny jail for john only horny throne
228:08
horny yes i am
228:12
oh my god
228:14
i'm not doing anything particularly that
228:16
um
228:18
leads to horny
228:21
right
228:27
[Music]
228:31
ask chair for pointers on how to have a
228:33
wholesome non-slooty stream
228:42
they don't know
228:44
they've
228:49
i'd really like to hear from finster's
228:51
chair the account the twitch account
228:55
i'm interested in that movie now in what
228:56
movie
228:59
hella down for movie night oh this
229:00
secretary oh [ __ ] um
229:04
i mean that's something kind of cool
229:06
i mean
229:08
i haven't dragged him so [ __ ] long
229:10
this is kind of nice
229:11
uh how long did it take you to put on
229:12
your outfit and make one today good
229:14
question um
229:16
it didn't take me very long at all
229:17
actually before this stream the outfit
229:19
didn't take me very long uh at all i
229:21
mean
229:22
when you've got fake eyelashes like this
229:24
it really doesn't
229:26
it makes everything so much easier when
229:28
you've got fake eyelashes it's like um
229:30
half of your makeup routine done because
229:32
then you don't need to bother with
229:33
eyeliner mascara uh fake eyelashes and
229:35
that cuts out like 15 minutes so my
229:38
whole makeup got done in like
229:42
besides that besides the eyeshadow and
229:43
lip gloss which i did on stream
229:45
15 minutes so adding the eyeshadow lip
229:47
gloss 20
229:49
and then the outfit maybe another five
229:51
so all right actually
229:54
when i when i don't have fake eyelashes
229:56
on everything takes so much [ __ ]
229:57
longer when i didn't have hair grown out
229:59
and i had to put on a wig even more like
230:02
an hour at least right how much for you
230:04
to do male to female surgery
230:09
who's asking
230:11
um
230:14
i realistically i don't think there's
230:15
any reality where
230:17
pp go bye-bye
230:19
it's just not happening
230:20
if i was gonna put a price on pp go
230:22
bye-bye
230:23
it'd be like
230:25
a 50
230:27
million dollars
230:28
100 million dollars 50 million dollars
230:33
a hundred million dollars for pp go
230:35
bye-bye
230:36
if no people go bye-bye
230:38
far less
230:40
rose i'm having a ton of fun and this
230:42
stream is a ton of fun so thank you say
230:44
far less i know that my words have
230:47
are just noise by now but i just wanna
230:50
say
230:50
hey john wink looking good boy
230:55
john
230:56
getting some kind of
230:59
john's getting some jen's getting some
231:00
attention here okay nice
231:03
i feel happy for john it's a
231:04
hard-working guy
231:09
mischievous after john holy [ __ ] can't
231:11
wait to see the uh
231:13
blossoming relationship that forms here
231:15
how much for hrt
231:18
uh for how long
231:20
[Music]
231:24
a day 10 grand
231:28
hey chat be how to be wholesome don't be
231:30
like rose don't lie don't scam be honest
231:34
i put a [ __ ] banana down my uvula and
231:38
you're gonna talk [ __ ] about me like
231:39
this female to male surgery
231:42
oh i'm too drunk for this um
231:44
[Music]
231:50
uh
231:52
100 million
231:54
it's gotta be right
231:56
like it's got to be so much money that i
231:58
never have to worry about anything ever
231:59
again
232:01
100 million
232:03
right
232:05
you took two inches buddy i downed that
232:07
banana in two bites
232:09
the big banana
232:14
i'm not gonna fight with you on this one
232:30
i just joined is rose white girl wasted
232:33
or is she just playing it up
232:37
oh [ __ ]
232:43
whoops
232:45
um
232:52
media share no
233:01
wait
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uh
233:05
how are you
233:11
bro you good i'm great
233:14
oh [ __ ]
233:18
hi finn i want to apologize i forgot a
233:21
voice like i made you uncomfortable at
233:22
the end of the last stream
233:25
it was my first time sending donations
233:27
as chad as my witness i never wanted to
233:29
make you uncomfortable
233:31
also my cousin gave birth to her first
233:33
child today it was a
233:36
oh my god
233:39
what the [ __ ] he cut her off for the
233:40
handcuffs for the rest of the stream oh
233:44
1k
233:45
it cut her off oh my god
233:48
what the [ __ ]
233:51
that was such a uh a story and it was
233:53
just how much to wear handcuffs of the
233:55
stream that's someone 1k all the money
233:58
but like what the [ __ ]
234:00
like
234:01
that was bad
234:02
oh [ __ ]
234:07
handcuffs story
234:09
oh
234:13
[ __ ] sorry that that
234:15
it's the fact that it cut it off i
234:16
almost choke the drunker rose gets the
234:18
more femme she behaves we all know
234:21
alcohol brings out truths
234:32
is there a
234:33
law is there a rule on twitch about
234:35
getting too drunk there's no way there's
234:37
a rule again about like drinking too
234:39
much right i'm not endorsing it um
234:44
don't do this
234:48
you're not supposed to point it out
234:50
you're wait you're not supposed to uh
234:52
point it out you you knock
234:55
am i allowed no no rule oh [ __ ] yeah all
234:57
right cool i'm just trying to pass the
234:59
time i'm trying to get to a good sleep
235:00
schedule
235:02
that's like why i'm awake right now i'm
235:04
just trying to get to a good sleep
235:05
schedule
235:10
you haven't seen jeff's let's go
235:14
just gotta say look out drink
235:16
responsibly and maybe get some water to
235:19
dilute the alcohol maybe eat something
235:22
no i am not a mom
235:24
you don't realize that i've got this all
235:26
planned out in my head that i have a
235:27
meal planned after this
235:29
good one i have 30 pounds and two hours
235:32
till payday lol
235:38
i mean we could do but then like random
235:40
[ __ ] gets done i'm having enough fun
235:42
just reading [ __ ]
235:43
i don't know about you
235:45
rose is sober enough to remove handcuffs
235:47
having put them on
235:53
hold
235:54
on
235:56
yes
235:58
100
235:59
sweetheart this is where we stop with
236:01
the rum or keep going and regret it
236:04
later not like i ever stop at the right
236:06
moment too
236:10
[Music]
236:13
fake nails making everything so much
236:14
better that drink if you're confused
236:19
i can't click on links no would i
236:22
um okay you've just sent an urban
236:25
dictionary link for uh vortex by the way
236:27
i'm not i'm just not just gonna click on
236:29
any random links i'll google it myself
236:31
vortex urban
236:33
i can't [ __ ] type with these nails
236:36
they're they're not even long these like
236:39
the a very short version of what i
236:41
usually have right like these nails
236:43
but jesus
236:47
uh vortex the long known character of
236:49
vortex from the transformers often
236:51
remember is
236:52
what
236:54
i don't think this applies at all it's
236:55
got seven likes i'm so confused
236:59
white girl wasted confirmed
237:02
hey thanks for the 48 dollars
237:06
out of practice with nails completely
237:09
the um they're like sticker nails if i
237:11
like
237:12
do this too hard then they'll just pop
237:14
off
237:14
but
237:15
for now they they feel pretty [ __ ] on
237:17
there i used uh actually this is a if
237:20
you want a glue brand endorsement
237:22
whatever this is nail bond it's pretty
237:24
[ __ ] good
237:25
i've used it before it stays on for a
237:27
while but
237:29
it's never gonna be like actual acrylic
237:30
nails not even close
237:32
acrylic nails you can like grab [ __ ]
237:34
hard
237:35
and you know they're never going to come
237:36
off with acrylic nails if you grab [ __ ]
237:38
hard enough with the fake nails they'll
237:40
just pop off
237:41
you know glue gives out acrylic doesn't
237:46
twirl
237:47
give me a moment maybe later how much
237:49
did finn drink
237:52
enough
237:53
um
237:54
i remember what point we were at in the
237:55
bottle uh if someone can say midstream
237:58
oh wait no if someone go back from
238:02
i talked about it uh earlier where i was
238:04
like okay from here to there uh i don't
238:06
remember if i got it right
238:08
whatever it is that we're at now
238:12
eight ounces i don't know this is um
238:18
doesn't say ounces because i'm in the
238:20
correct country 70 centiliters
238:23
[Music]
238:27
wrong description it's called vortex
238:29
chug on urban dictionary for some reason
238:31
just define it for me instead
238:35
text
238:36
chub chug
238:41
urban dictionary
238:43
vortex chub
238:45
uh
238:46
australian slam tank slang term used by
238:49
young men in northern queensland it's
238:52
got 10 likes bro
238:54
the act of
238:56
the act of spinning a bottle a bottled
238:58
beverage to create a vortex inside the
239:00
bottle and while maintaining a fast spin
239:03
on said bottle inverting it into one's
239:05
mouth promptly draining the beverage at
239:07
near warp speed this method is used if
239:09
you need to down a lot of a specific
239:10
liquid in a very short amount of time
239:12
like come
239:14
um vortex past tense vortexing present
239:17
tense i heard that dave can vordex
239:19
can vortex chug faster than steve can
239:22
down a shot
239:23
i still after reading it don't know what
239:25
the [ __ ] this means
239:28
does this mean anything to any of you
239:30
um the [ __ ] vortex
239:34
[ __ ] is too viscous
239:36
i'm certain at a certain speed you can
239:38
make a [ __ ] vortex
239:40
if you collect a significant amount of
239:42
[ __ ]
239:44
like sperm donor bank sort of thing
239:46
empty it all into a vat you can make a
239:48
vortex out of it of course you can
239:52
like every liquid can do that
239:55
you just wouldn't want to down it you
239:57
know and that's a bit too much protein
239:59
for the day then you'll you might hit
240:01
your calorie goal too soon
240:14
down your [ __ ] shot
240:16
oh wait oh [ __ ] wait
240:18
ah that was gross
240:21
i thought it was a meme and then i
240:22
realized [ __ ] shot is like a real thing
240:24
that people say instead of like a shot
240:26
of [ __ ] when people say [ __ ] shot they
240:28
mean something different
240:30
ah
240:31
listen to this sound
240:34
it's a good sound
240:40
how do you get this thing off
240:46
fluid in the bottle can drain out of the
240:48
bottle without blocking the opening
240:50
allowing air in
240:54
oh [ __ ] that's a good point
240:57
can you just like crack a like a that's
240:58
the same way uh
241:01
that's the same way like uh
241:03
chugging a beer works right like you
241:04
break a hole in one end you do that if
241:06
it is incredibly drunk
241:08
no i'm not i'm fine
241:12
[ __ ] bro
241:16
ah didn't expect you to get horny in
241:19
front of a bunch
241:20
did anyone should get horny when drunk
241:22
in front of a bunch of people but i
241:23
guess everyone else to triggers all i
241:25
said was come
241:26
i said come one time you go finn's horny
241:29
again
241:34
ah anyway
241:36
oh that was a weird effect that had i
241:38
just like felt like i came to my senses
241:40
when i had water anyway
241:42
um what does the bottle have an
241:44
anti-theft protection i don't know i
241:46
think at some point when we bought
241:47
alcohol they just left it on it but i've
241:49
kept it as a bit of a souvenir i almost
241:51
don't want to finish it because it's
241:53
it's genuinely sort of like a treasure
241:54
trophy that i've managed to
241:57
like how do they [ __ ] forget that
241:58
right like it's a big item how do they
242:00
forget that there's a thing on it but
242:02
now [ __ ] it i've got it now
242:04
i'm guessing if i break this off then i
242:06
guess the police just raid my house or
242:07
something but like it's cool that it's
242:09
there i can still drink it which is
242:11
almost
242:12
it's almost questionable why the [ __ ]
242:14
they have it if it's still functional
242:16
right if the security tag doesn't do
242:19
anything to stop it anyway
242:22
i'm not sure how a
242:24
security guard just stops that
242:26
uh ever since you got drunk you started
242:28
talking about cocked balls and [ __ ]
242:29
should i be worried
242:35
they disarmed it
242:36
they disarmed it they can disarm it i
242:38
thought disarming is taking it off
242:41
it sets off an alarm when you leave the
242:43
shop
242:44
well then why didn't it
242:46
it was fine
242:49
try it try it well now i dare you
242:53
find them
242:54
handcuffs uh as far as i know no one's
242:57
donated a thousand dollars so no
243:01
uh it says someone alarm if you break it
243:03
if you break it but there's no alarm
243:05
there's no speakers in it i think it's a
243:06
dye thing right it's a dye pack when you
243:08
break it it's uh it's like there's a
243:10
market
243:11
is kind of lame all the tag does is set
243:13
off the alarm you need a magnet to pull
243:16
it off
243:17
oh so it's like the same thing they do
243:19
with clothing it's kind of lame um
243:22
i thought it would at least be a bomb
243:24
you know something fun
243:27
i guess it's just they're boring it's an
243:29
rfid chip
243:35
oh wait i've got a question hold on i'm
243:37
not going to do a i'm not going to do a
243:39
12 or anything i just want to show you
243:40
something that this is not big enough
243:43
for me there's no [ __ ] way this is
243:44
going to fit me right
243:46
that i mean there's more under it but
243:48
like
243:49
i mean would it
243:53
also what is this
243:57
next stream
243:59
would you guys help me
244:01
should i try it on like and start the
244:03
stream in it or should i try it on
244:05
during the stream
244:06
not now i'm not gonna wear it today but
244:08
like
244:10
try it on
244:12
ah
244:13
i don't know
244:16
i don't know
244:18
was the train extreme maybe next stream
244:21
i don't know about now
244:23
how much for now
244:25
i'll try an extreme
244:28
hey i am froome germany i like it when
244:30
some people get drunk in the stream
244:32
of course you're from germany
244:35
the germans and the irish they're like
244:36
they're alcohol that's the only
244:38
stereotypes i know and that i believe in
244:40
because marisa is german and she really
244:42
likes her alcohol
244:44
i should i go on point bro there's been
244:47
multiple compliments about my eye shadow
244:48
and honestly
244:51
thank you
244:53
there's like listen
244:55
while i am the manliest of men right
245:00
obviously
245:01
you can tell that by looking at me
245:04
um
245:05
i do get a little bit of a kick out when
245:06
someone compliments my makeup that i did
245:08
okay you know what i mean like whenever
245:10
if i do eyeliner and someone goes like
245:12
wow good eyeliner i'm still like
245:15
thank you
245:16
you know
245:17
i get like that's when the feminine side
245:19
comes out is when someone compliments
245:20
the good job i did with makeup
245:22
um but that's about it
245:25
very good lipstick it's not lipstick
245:28
it's lip gloss
245:30
chat mods can we ban that guy molly
245:32
molly can we ban molly
245:35
we don't cope with the ignorant here
245:37
anyway
245:41
does rose have a makeup swirl
245:45
thank you john um
245:47
i do a few actually yeah i have like i
245:49
have a bunch of makeup tutorials on
245:50
youtube but
245:51
i still have yet to make a really good
245:53
one um but even still it's fairly simple
245:56
to do um the fake freckles make you even
245:59
more breathable thank you
246:02
that's an odd compliment but i still
246:03
take it um the makeup tutorial stuff
246:06
there's not gonna be a ton to talk about
246:08
with it because i i've optimized my
246:10
makeup to be like the best for me
246:13
so all i do is like instead of doing
246:15
foundation or anything like that i feel
246:16
like it gets too cakey i just do like
246:19
concealer on spots
246:21
and then it's the same color as my skin
246:23
so it kind of blends in a lot more one
246:25
and i'm begging you
246:26
begging you
246:27
whether or not it fits please don't
246:30
destroy the tutu i want a quality item
246:33
also when are you going to learn to do a
246:35
basic braid for your hair i know you can
246:38
do it
246:55
[Music]
246:59
wow
247:02
would you look at that
247:04
would you look at that braid
247:07
i can do it i looked up a tutorial
247:10
um
247:12
i just don't think they're like hold on
247:13
look
247:15
i just don't think that anytime i do a
247:17
braid with anything
247:20
it looks good whenever i put my hair
247:21
back
247:22
i don't know what you just described is
247:25
known as gender euphoria the opposite of
247:27
dysphoria
247:29
what
247:32
braiding i kind of suck at that hold on
247:35
i'll do this in a sec
247:40
who knew the cure to gender dysphoria is
247:42
braiding your hair holy [ __ ]
247:45
[ __ ] scientists in the finster chat
247:50
this is the best hairstyle for me
247:53
are we gonna hit this handcuff goal
247:55
what's the [ __ ] goal 13
247:58
sure
248:01
i know what that entails
248:05
i i write
248:07
i write with both hands
248:09
that's an interesting fact
248:12
doesn't kick off yeah sure whatever
248:14
um
248:16
but
248:17
dude i wish i was ambidextrous
248:19
not for any other reason than like i
248:21
have a bunch of knives that would be
248:22
really [ __ ] cool if i was
248:24
ambidextrous
248:25
um but i feel like all the skills that
248:27
come with being ambidextrous is like
248:29
[ __ ] that you need to be good anyway
248:30
like if you're a good artist then like
248:32
okay you get better at it right but i'm
248:34
a terrible artist
248:35
it's not gonna get any better like you
248:37
know [ __ ] like that
248:38
there's nothing in my day-to-day life
248:40
that i really feel like could benefit
248:42
besides maybe doing this and wouldn't it
248:44
be so cool if i could do this with my
248:46
left hand in fact [ __ ] it let's try it
248:51
[Music]
248:55
wait if you're a manly man wouldn't that
248:57
make anyone likes rose gay although it's
249:00
only gay if the balls touch
249:05
listen
249:07
okay hold on let me turn off
249:09
let me i don't want to be interrupted
249:10
let me turn off streamlabs for a second
249:12
listen
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this is a very important message i'm
249:15
about to give you i need you guys all to
249:17
listen okay all 3 500 of you i need you
249:19
to listen okay
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um
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so gender is a very complex thing
249:26
right
249:26
you can be anywhere on the spectrum of
249:28
it we kind of just invented gender right
249:30
like sex male and female
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intersex that's kind of solid right no
249:36
one's disagreeing on that gender we kind
249:38
of just [ __ ] made that up right the
249:40
whole social construct thing is kind of
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true
249:43
um we kind of just [ __ ] made that up
249:45
you can lay anywhere on that spectrum if
249:47
you want to you should be happy with
249:49
where you're at
249:50
uh sexuality is the same way right
249:52
whatever you're into i feel like
249:54
everyone should be accepted and
249:56
happy with who they are
249:58
and it'd be great
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however
250:02
i'm just saying
250:05
whatever gender whatever sexuality you
250:07
are if you're into me
250:10
maybe you're a little bit fruity that's
250:11
it that's what i'm saying
250:13
maybe you may maybe maybe
250:17
maybe swing a different way than you may
250:18
think
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ruined it
250:28
okay i'm [ __ ] with you but still
250:32
okay uh but no i mean
250:35
everything i said was true besides that
250:37
last bit
250:41
you lost like 200 viewers lamar oh no
250:45
sorry
250:46
um
250:52
chat entering denial mode i've got to
250:54
get you back a little bit i mean come on
250:57
oh
251:01
god this is going to be the chat from
251:02
here on out eh hello velma cosplay i
251:05
still need to figure out a good film i
251:06
don't know velma cosplay i still need to
251:07
figure out a good halloween um outfit to
251:09
wear
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what do you think
251:13
i've got like a um
251:14
[Music]
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[ __ ] have i ever even done a halloween
251:18
stream
251:20
did i wear the uh did i wear the uh the
251:23
what's it called [ __ ] was it the maid
251:24
outfit last time
251:25
you tried the tutu no i haven't i'm
251:27
gonna do that next stream though maybe
251:28
tomorrow the difficult thing is that i
251:30
was so sure before watching the streams
251:37
i have a bit of a power who can say
251:39
uh only on youtube a few years back oh
251:42
[ __ ] okay maybe i should do something
251:44
for halloween this year then i wouldn't
251:45
do something exactly on halloween but i
251:47
could do something a bit before the guy
251:49
in heels called us gay
251:52
the just the heels is that all your all
251:55
your thunking of
251:57
everything else is completely fine when
251:58
you present as a woman 24 7 and stream
252:01
for hours to guys while enjoying the
252:03
fact that you're exciting them you may
252:05
be a little fruity as well
252:18
okay
252:20
wasn't there like a scale to it though
252:22
right like it's like a
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like a like a like a line and you lay
252:27
somewhere on it or some [ __ ] like that
252:29
there's someone that made a scale of
252:30
like hyphen sorry about donation getting
252:33
cut off my cousin gave birth to her
252:35
first child today it was a girl and her
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name is ella rose unfortunately ella is
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in the neonatal intensive care unit and
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not doing well
252:44
hopefully she will pull through and get
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better soon
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[Music]
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running [ __ ] roller coaster
252:55
thanks stuff
252:57
running number one two three four five
252:59
six seven [ __ ] yeah i'm sorry about your
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child though
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but that's pretty cool
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[Music]
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um
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i don't know how to okay
253:13
um
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thanks for the thousand bits but oh my
253:16
god
253:17
um
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wait okay
253:21
i was gonna say because of you i found
253:23
out that i'm non-binary thanks yoshid
253:26
too heart
253:28
oh hell yeah can we how do we we're all
253:31
just fine with moving past that donation
253:34
we're all just cool with that all right
253:36
i hope that they do so what i hope that
253:38
they do great i hope they get out of
253:40
their issues i was also going to say
253:42
that if i was going to be born a girl by
253:45
the way my parents had told me if i was
253:46
going to be named anything besides jude
253:48
which is my real name if i was going to
253:49
be named anything besides jude
253:51
two drinks didn't know what to say if i
253:53
was going to be anything besides jude if
253:55
i was going to be born a girl i would
253:56
have been called ella fun fact
253:58
and that's weird
254:00
because it
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uh your cousin's baby is ella rose
254:06
that's just an interesting coincidence
254:10
really genuinely haven't ever said that
254:11
on stream before
254:14
like ella was going to be my name if i
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was born a girl so my parents had
254:18
decided they went actually you know
254:19
what's funny they only ever decided on
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ella they were like if it's a girl it's
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ella and then when my mom was like
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[ __ ] about to give birth my dad was
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like we could name him jude
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and she was like fine whatever and
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that's how i got my name fit in a
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blender i don't know but let's find out
254:38
damn
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it's kind of hot
254:43
jude i feel debated right you know
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what's kind of interesting about that
254:46
debate is that the um
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i had like uh so the reason why my
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name's jude and not finn right that's
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not my birth name is the um
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what's it called the uh
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i had an older minecraft account that
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got hacked on a minecraft server and my
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friend who's called miles at the time
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was great friends with this guy he had a
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friend that was called finn
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and after my account got hacked we
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played on the same server together and
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it turned out that finn
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the real finn had actually uh
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bought a rank on the server the same way
255:17
i had bought a rank on the server on
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this faction server and i also wanted to
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if i was going to make a new account it
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sucks that i don't have a rank on it but
255:24
this guy finn he quit minecraft this guy
255:27
finster he quit minecraft
255:29
so i might as well use his account right
255:31
lro's and that's how the name finster
255:33
came up
255:34
i literally stole some guy's minecraft
255:37
account not really okay i got permission
255:39
but like
255:40
i i got given some guys minecraft
255:42
account
255:43
and that has been my identity since
255:46
i know i've told that story before but
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still
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the uh my origins that's the origin
255:52
story yeah for the for the name finster
255:53
yeah i've always been pretty upfront
255:55
with like my name's not really finn
255:57
um it's jude
255:59
but it's also really weird when you call
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me jude i prefer finn even marisa calls
256:04
me finn in real life right if you met me
256:07
online the rule is you call me the
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online name
256:10
not finster but like call me finn if you
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met me online if you met me in real life
256:14
call me dude it the only thing that
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weirdest me out is change your id and
256:18
council chat to ella
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listen
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uh
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if we
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ah
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if we started rebranding the rose thing
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to ella
256:37
have i never said that before
256:39
is this really news to you i'm surprised
256:42
i didn't say that how is that not just a
256:44
natural thing to come up
256:46
it's not like that's a bad thing to say
256:48
is that really the first time i've ever
256:49
said that on stream
256:53
yeah i mentioned ages ago i i guarantee
256:55
you i mentioned it when we were trying
256:56
to pick a name for it
256:59
um but yeah it's an interesting fact and
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no don't change my name to ella
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um that's just like an odd thing that
257:06
like uh
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my parents like figured out but
257:10
interesting though but then they didn't
257:11
name my sister ella which is i feel like
257:13
if you're a parent you you you pick a
257:16
man on a female anyway my sister's
257:18
called ruby
257:19
which is arguably a better name
257:21
she's got a really cool middle name as
257:23
well i'm not going to say it because you
257:24
know
257:25
privacy but holds got a really cool with
257:27
all the ella my daughter is named stella
257:30
and she is a soldier surviving a heart
257:32
failure and a heart transplant to the
257:35
viewer with the newborn you have my
257:37
blessings
257:39
oh yeah
257:41
i hope she does well
257:43
[ __ ] ella's uh ella's a trooper bro
257:49
what the [ __ ]
257:51
i
257:53
i know for a fact crj mentis meant that
257:55
to be 12 500 but he goofed it
257:59
uh stefan i hope everything goes great
258:01
with ella um
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but
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good lord
258:06
[Music]
258:08
when was she born by the way stefan i
258:10
hope that she's like i i didn't really
258:12
say how old she was or anything like
258:13
that but
258:15
um
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yeah she does really well i'm sorry that
258:18
happened
258:20
fiona uh finna is a beautiful middle
258:22
name
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well my middle name okay my actual
258:25
middle name again i'm not gonna tell you
258:26
what it is because again i'm still not
258:28
drunk enough to
258:30
you know i'm not actually drunk i'm just
258:32
like
258:33
i don't think i'm drunk i'm not drunk
258:35
the um
258:36
i i got my wits about me my middle name
258:39
is based on a name that my mom wanted to
258:41
give me so my mom laid out a bunch of
258:43
names and the name that is my middle
258:45
name one third my dad went nah that's
258:48
dumb the more popular you get the faster
258:50
the goals are met
258:52
one thing
258:53
[Music]
258:55
but i upped the goals dude
258:58
and then that's my middle name now
259:00
see underscore our underscore jay gotcha
259:03
sniped again didn't happen
259:07
crj got don't know sniped again
259:10
he's never gonna get it
259:11
i'm sorry crj he doesn't even put up crj
259:13
you don't even put a message in with it
259:16
finna [ __ ] around and name him jude
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[Music]
259:21
keeping ello in my prayers please keep
259:24
us updated yeah
259:27
so far i hope she does all right
259:29
um
259:30
people that say they're not drunk are
259:32
drunk what if you're not drunk though
259:34
and someone asks you if you're drunk
259:38
doesn't sound like very sound logic
259:39
actually um
259:41
i got a problem with that
259:43
i got a problem with that
259:44
uh theory
259:46
it's your tipsy what is your mother's
259:49
maiden name and the name of the first
259:51
school you went to
259:53
no reason and the birthday of your
259:56
mother father and grandmother and yours
259:58
and your sister anyone that's close to
259:59
you under their birthday and maybe also
260:01
your first pet's name
260:03
um
260:10
my mom's got an interesting mom's got
260:12
such an interesting first name it's
260:14
funny you ask about the first school
260:15
that i went to because that's also a
260:16
funny name i'll tell you all about it um
260:19
my mom might
260:20
weirdly enough though my mom does have a
260:22
funny first name um not made her name
260:24
but you know first name
260:26
like to the point where auto like
260:29
uh text to speech wait do you know my
260:31
mom's name i don't know if i've ever
260:33
disclosed that she's been on stream
260:34
before but i guarantee you i've never
260:36
called her her name i've just said mom
260:39
right
260:41
okay well i won't then um but basically
260:44
my mom's name is impossible for text to
260:46
speech to read because she's part welsh
260:49
so like part of her name is like gots
260:52
those like silly letters in it that
260:53
aren't real so whenever auto text uh
260:56
auto speech although you know
260:58
text-to-speech [ __ ] like siri right
261:00
whenever it reads out oh you're getting
261:01
a call from you know your mom
261:03
uh it is wrong every time and for some
261:06
reason it's really good you're not going
261:08
to be able to guess her name with it but
261:09
it autocorrects to very much a man's
261:11
name
261:12
but like in welsh it's very much a
261:14
female name
261:15
interestingly
261:17
um
261:19
it's always fun
261:21
[Music]
261:25
money not enough
261:26
you really wanted on a message as well
261:29
good grief
261:30
i'm so sorry i want to talk to you when
261:32
you do when you you gave me a hundred
261:34
and [ __ ] that that donut would
261:37
probably make it like close to 200 right
261:39
well just in those last two believe it
261:41
or not i want to talk to you maybe
261:43
sometimes this is fun for me as well not
261:46
just you
261:47
i want to talk to you there's not like i
261:50
don't know whenever you don't have like
261:52
i don't know it's like
261:53
whenever someone donates like i feel bad
261:55
if someone donates and i don't respond
261:57
to it right
261:58
because it's like that's that's like i
262:00
wanna i want to you know i wish you did
262:03
um anyway
262:06
i can write that in two strokes what do
262:08
you mean you can write in two strokes
262:12
please stop spamming letters oh is
262:14
little is chassiu talking about oh [ __ ]
262:16
it's the stenography machine isn't it
262:18
good lord
262:20
cuffs
262:22
wait what no it was 13 no you tricked me
262:26
[ __ ] you it's 13 [ __ ] you there's more
262:28
no stupid i love your outfit thank you
262:30
it's like got a whole nice skirt and
262:32
everything to it look at that
262:33
it's actually all right
262:35
400
262:38
okay bad idea but i want to see what
262:40
happens d
263:01
[Music]
263:12
oh no
263:14
oh no
263:23
there was no
263:25
wait
263:25
cuff behind back please there was no
263:27
there was okay wait just to clarify
263:29
there was no like behind or back uh
263:32
what's it called there was no behind me
263:34
in front of me
263:35
there was no what's it called right
263:37
there was no distinction
263:39
made
263:40
so screw you
263:43
hold on let me go grab them
263:44
uh
263:45
joint
263:47
give me a sec
263:57
this is harder to do than i thought it
263:59
was
264:07
[ __ ] wait this is way harder to do than
264:09
i thought it was
264:11
what the [ __ ]
264:15
wait why did i do this
264:22
oh my god hold on
264:28
okay got it
264:32
funnily enough when i try and lock a box
264:34
i do it fairly well
264:36
um
264:40
hey chair dark in here isn't it
264:44
uh
264:51
he can't get wasted with cups behind his
264:52
back
264:54
is this just a way to stop me from
264:55
drinking does he have keys yes
265:00
drunk finn best finn
265:03
you didn't say you cuffed them in front
265:04
of you either
265:06
front
265:08
the box is unlocked it is actually
265:11
the box is currently unlocked oh no
265:14
the box is unlocked guys i can't do it
265:16
the box is unlocked it's a violation of
265:18
the rule is normal's name shlovaya
265:21
pushquingil gogarik wendrobel shlon to
265:24
see leo gokugoke
265:26
no but i wish it is is that is that a
265:28
city in wales or did you just look up
265:30
the longest welsh names ever
265:39
uh do you ever think about like
265:42
do you ever think about what younger you
265:44
would think about yourself if you saw
265:45
yourself now
265:46
because girls say
265:52
i thought it was just the train station
265:53
situation what the [ __ ] i have no idea
265:55
we're going about hold on let me do a
265:56
poll
265:59
uh
266:01
thing
266:06
imagine getting stuck in them and having
266:08
a dad come over
266:11
yeah no i'm fairly capable
266:14
what the [ __ ]
266:21
what the heck i tried to just i
266:23
accidentally misspelled the word front
266:25
and wrote frost and for some reason
266:27
streamlabs
266:28
twitch had an issue with saying frot
266:31
odd
266:32
uh
266:36
boxing
266:37
i you know i kind of do wonder what it'd
266:38
be like if i met like younger me right
266:41
like if i met younger me i wonder what
266:44
it'd be like like minecraft youtube
266:46
younger me okay front is winning
266:48
definitely
266:50
minecraft youtube
266:52
fencer only minecraft youtube fan before
266:54
i did this would probably be
266:56
fine with it i guess i don't know
267:01
wait really is that a bad word hold on
267:04
uh don't wait really is that bad
267:06
frot urban dictionary what the [ __ ] is
267:09
this a thing
267:12
i misspelled front
267:13
actual factual real deal no girls
267:16
allowed between sex well wait sex
267:18
between men
267:20
ah
267:21
and then it carries on
267:23
wait no what wait what
267:26
it's just like dudes just dudes [ __ ]
267:30
frost means just dudes [ __ ]
267:32
what was this language that just why the
267:34
[ __ ]
267:35
how does twitch know about it
267:37
it's like it's not hyper popular on it
267:39
either
267:41
it's like got a thousand likes on on
267:42
urban dictionary that's not insanely
267:44
popular on urban dictionary
267:46
what the [ __ ]
267:48
oh it's sword fighting okay
267:51
but like why does twitch know about that
267:54
interesting
267:56
why do you all know about that why do
267:58
you all know about that chat
268:00
[ __ ]
268:06
sake oh i'm [ __ ] up i missed
268:12
god you're so innocent but like
268:16
why would i why would i know about that
268:18
though right
268:22
cuffs in front of you this is going to
268:25
be hilarious but we at least want you to
268:27
be able to phone for help
268:30
okay
268:32
listen buddy
268:34
i'll have you know i was top of my class
268:37
in the marines
268:40
you inspired me to put on makeup and to
268:42
give my outfits more femininity since
268:44
i've been a fam boy keep up your content
268:46
and making my day better
268:51
what's the title of the stream again by
268:52
the way
268:55
can someone read me out the title
268:57
because i don't believe i changed it
269:02
what's the title of the stream
269:07
interesting
269:08
good to know
269:14
well
269:17
ah
269:19
i made a grand
269:23
[ __ ]
269:24
but there's no way i'm gonna be able to
269:26
fix this thing now
269:31
oh my god well [ __ ] it you're gonna have
269:33
to deal with this thing being
269:34
off-centered for a while i think
269:36
um
269:37
[Music]
269:41
you kind of failed at the one part of
269:42
the title i did paint my nails though i
269:44
did do my nails really well i think that
269:46
worked out pretty well why is this one
269:48
piece of hair just goofing me
269:53
okay
269:55
you know where the key is it's in front
269:56
of me it's on my desk there's two of
269:58
them actually
270:03
hello step lock picker help me i'm stuck
270:06
i sucked a huge banana got drunk and
270:09
then put on handcuff can you help i
270:12
don't have cash but enzo he can work
270:14
something out
270:19
whole life forever
270:26
jonathan oh my god why is this seriously
270:30
why is this one [ __ ] hair just
270:32
doing the wrong thing
270:34
order pizza and answer the door like
270:36
that long i'm on a diet
270:40
you mean order salad
270:43
you mean or salad do you mean
270:48
oh my god
270:54
oh my that's convenient yeah i mean
270:59
very female of you
271:01
are you assuming that only oh wow that's
271:03
kind of sexist actually
271:05
only uh only only women eat salad that's
271:08
uh
271:10
it's kind of uh that's kind of sus
271:12
actually i don't know why you'd say that
271:16
you want to catch a catch a twitch man
271:22
have you said what hairstyle you want
271:24
your hair done no i'm just gonna leave
271:25
it up to the salon people like if they
271:28
um if they
271:29
whatever they decide to do or whatever
271:31
she decides to do because it's gonna be
271:32
one person
271:34
are you winning son
271:41
[Music]
271:48
[Music]
271:52
yeah
271:54
i think so
271:58
[Music]
272:00
oh i'm winning
272:04
oh yeah thanks for the 11 month sub two
272:07
thanks 11 months up either
272:09
oh
272:11
hard earned money
272:13
yes
272:16
planning my next mogul move
272:22
it'd be cool if instagram pics of last
272:25
stream and this stream were posted i
272:28
mean it's so easy to post on instagram
272:53
what am i supposed to do john
272:54
stop [ __ ] you
272:56
confused you
273:18
welcome i'm sure disney's on it in all
273:21
fairness
273:25
rose gets to make money and also affirm
273:28
her gender identity without admitting it
273:30
to herself it's win-win
273:37
it's too far to engage in philosophy
273:42
philosophy talk philosophics there's a
273:45
word for it that i don't know
273:48
philosophizing philosophy
273:52
it's not no
273:54
philosophical philosophical that's the
273:56
one it's 2k no we were always going to
273:59
donate for gm6 sooner or later anyway
274:02
this was just good timing please stop
274:05
being a hoe before my credit card
274:07
explodes though no
274:11
i mean yeah wait this isn't a host
274:12
stream i don't know what you're talking
274:14
about
274:15
there's a there's
274:17
i said specifically i said specifically
274:21
this is not a whole stream and i'm not
274:22
being a hoe
274:30
covering up god
274:32
um
274:33
there's nick i sent you a drive for 100
274:36
i see it every time i followed you
274:38
uh i'm not sure if i've sent you over
274:40
like a thousand in total i see them
274:41
every time
274:43
so thank you i do appreciate them
274:46
can you please post a positive
274:48
affirmation on insta reels
274:50
john shot me down what does that mean
274:54
i don't know what that means i genuinely
274:56
don't know what that means
275:00
i'm waiting until someone tells me in
275:01
chat i have no idea what that means
275:04
positive affirmation
275:07
i said whoever threw that paper your
275:09
mom's a hoe i disagree that that's what
275:11
it means
275:13
uh me neither tbh
275:15
[ __ ] well i don't know his diet is jack
275:17
fruit and avocados
275:19
nail check now check hold on let me show
275:21
you
275:23
hey you can't even tell at this angle
275:29
please so basically i did this nail like
275:31
sparkly and then the rest of them you
275:33
know what they turned out okay i don't
275:35
even mind them they turned out all right
275:37
considering you just went pink and
275:38
glittery uh they did it right
275:42
another twirl
275:44
with them with the cuffs maybe not
275:47
means you post the
275:49
hottest picture you can
275:51
has no way that doesn't sound like it
275:53
what do you think the
275:55
what did you what is youth's sheep in
275:57
the back it's not a sheep it's a llama i
275:59
dressed him up like a superhero what do
276:00
you mean the llama is now my [ __ ]
276:02
protector here he's cool
276:04
i forgot what his name was but someone
276:06
else probably knows but he's cool i like
276:08
him he's got a cape he's got sun he's
276:10
got
276:11
superhero glasses it's nice
276:13
[Music]
276:17
alfred let's [ __ ] go alfred the llama
276:19
hell yeah i always remembered his name
276:23
did you say yeah someone said it was a
276:25
sheep
276:27
could we get head to toe shots on insta
276:29
or twitter because it's always a selfie
276:32
from the chest up and from the massively
276:34
popular last stream we know you have
276:36
cake
276:37
it's hard to take those photos though
276:39
maybe
276:41
i maybe
276:43
i mean not now
276:44
because i'm almost certain as soon as
276:46
the stream ends i'm gonna go to bed but
276:49
maybe at some point i'll start doing
276:51
like full body shots i guess
276:53
not sure maybe at least like sitting
276:55
down in front of a in front of a mirror
276:57
maybe i'm not sure
276:59
i'm down to do that
277:03
if only there are a camera attached to
277:04
your pc
277:10
but i mean like then at that point like
277:11
can't you just take a screenshot like
277:13
hold on
277:18
can you just take a screen i can't pose
277:21
at all though
277:24
it's i can't pose with this [ __ ] [ __ ]
277:27
what am i gonna do
277:39
do [ __ ] what
277:44
pink with hearts
277:50
no did i
277:56
chat
277:57
wait did i
277:58
no
277:59
okay
278:00
[ __ ] hell
278:04
anyway
278:05
sorry two people scared the [ __ ] out of
278:06
me
278:16
it's [ __ ] really because oh right
278:18
yeah i forgot about that
278:23
the um
278:24
shot standing up with your back turned
278:26
and looking back to the camera was the
278:28
best body pose yet
278:31
it's yeah i guess so i mean that's gonna
278:33
be like the most
278:38
can't see doing anything more than that
278:39
in the future right
278:45
i can't see doing that and i can't see
278:47
doing any more of that in the future
278:49
i i mean
278:51
maybe like maybe something equal class
278:53
as that but like
278:55
i don't know
278:56
there's no
279:00
i don't think i just did it because you
279:01
know [ __ ] i was feeling generous
279:04
but i don't know maybe i'll maybe one
279:07
day i'll sell like prince or some [ __ ]
279:09
on a [ __ ] merch page it's the best i
279:11
could get you
279:13
but i don't think i'm ever gonna make
279:15
like a lot of photos like that
279:17
maybe
279:20
vince display holy [ __ ] imagine
279:23
holy [ __ ] imagine if i sold like a whole
279:25
like poster that's like a display like
279:27
in metal oh that'd be cool as hell
279:30
that'd be pretty dope
279:35
uh you give me the big dick energy of
279:37
someone
279:38
who will look like you in the in the
279:40
what who'll look you in the eyes and
279:42
deep voice who will put what the [ __ ]
279:47
you'd make a million in a year
279:49
yeah but like still
279:52
you have natural cleavage we need a shot
279:54
with your hands on the desk leaning
279:56
forward
279:58
but like i don't have natural like okay
280:00
look
280:01
it's only when i go like that that i do
280:03
that's just like what everyone can do
280:06
you could do that if you're a dude with
280:07
no like
280:08
you know what i mean like
280:11
it's it's the same thing it's just
280:13
pushing a chest together it's nothing um
280:19
anyway
280:25
oh [ __ ] let me fix my
280:38
you wish right how to be an alpha male
280:41
no but now i want to why would you be an
280:42
alpha when you could be a sigma male
280:44
[Music]
280:46
how to
280:47
be an
280:49
alpha male
280:53
first video
280:55
[Music]
281:02
it's seven [ __ ] minutes
281:04
do i watch this [ __ ]
281:06
chat is bad a positive affirmation is an
281:09
acknowledgement of something positive
281:10
about a person like jude you are a savvy
281:13
businessman with killer makeup skills
281:16
it's not a pervy thing dang people are
281:18
down bad i love that you taught me that
281:24
hell yeah
281:25
um
281:26
nice
281:27
so pause essentially a positive
281:29
affirmation is just a compliment right
281:32
wasn't this guy on pka yes recently
281:36
back in hotter than ever
281:40
good lord
281:41
watch for cringe really okay now i want
281:43
to know
281:45
i am knuckle bumper being so damn
281:48
incredible if you'd reciprocate i would
281:50
appreciate one of these konichiwa no
281:52
disputing the fact that you're
281:55
yeah
281:57
yeah a little bit cringe
282:01
i need to like change the phone
282:03
incredible and can accomplish great
282:05
amazing things but the only way you're
282:07
going to be able to truly reach your
282:09
potential is if you conquer your inner
282:11
alpha commit yourself for the next i'm
282:13
going to the alpha i'm going to unlock
282:14
the [ __ ] alpha wolf inside of me
282:17
buddy
282:19
why are you cringing bro i want to be an
282:21
alpha i'm alpha planet
282:23
send kyle a picture of your scuffs d
282:28
[Music]
282:29
disney disney i need you hold on um how
282:33
do we do this
282:34
i'm i'm not gonna be able to [ __ ]
282:36
take a photo but like you will
282:38
do a girly calendar and charge 1k for it
282:41
smile
282:50
there's nick you've got that right all
282:51
right let's watch some alpha [ __ ] man
282:53
you are gonna be amazing
282:54
hey oh my god [ __ ] god thank you for
282:56
11 months of subscription hell yeah is
282:59
that how much better you feel how much
283:01
more confident
283:02
oh compliment rose you are a beautiful
283:04
and funny woman and thousands of people
283:06
love you you are going to be more and
283:08
more successful in the future as you
283:10
show more of the world your beauty and
283:12
personality
283:15
woman
283:16
thank you though woman
283:18
woman
283:20
woman
283:22
carl i've been naughty and have been and
283:24
need and and need to be locked up
283:26
i'm waiting on disney's like twitter dm
283:29
for it disney just send me like the best
283:31
one that you found and i'll just send it
283:32
to carl i woman
283:35
i i just send me a screenshot i can't
283:36
bother going through a google drive
283:39
just send me a good screenshot
283:40
all right how much more yes you can it's
283:44
locked over after all oh my god
283:46
six things that you need to pay
283:47
attention to in order to obtain alpha
283:50
enlightenment number one is
283:53
spiritual in my opinion
283:55
going well but when you actually make it
283:57
a point to acknowledge the incredible
283:59
things that are happening in your life
284:01
things
284:02
wait this is
284:03
get better
284:04
half good advice
284:07
also happy 14 months
284:10
[Music]
284:11
all around number two is social for the
284:14
next 30 getting you to do things to
284:16
impress kyle is way cheaper than
284:18
donating why didn't i think of that good
284:21
point days you are going to let the
284:23
world know how alpha you are [ __ ] yeah
284:26
each day every single day let's go to
284:29
make it a point to talk to and engage a
284:31
stranger you are going to make that's
284:33
lame i'm gonna punch a stranger in the
284:35
jaw cause i'm alpha [ __ ] i'm
284:38
gonna punch him in the jaw and [ __ ] his
284:39
wife let's go
284:41
i think this guy's full of [ __ ] i
284:43
think this guy's a beta and i am the
284:45
real alpha this guy just said talk to a
284:48
stranger you know no i'm gonna [ __ ]
284:51
i'm gonna uh
284:53
i'm gonna be better than the stranger
284:55
i'm i'm the real alpha here this guy
284:58
[ __ ] [ __ ]
284:59
garbage to talk to somebody that you
285:01
don't know this could be a co-worker
285:03
this could be a classmate this could be
285:05
a barista at starbucks or a cashier
285:08
who goes to starbucks as an alpha i make
285:10
my own coffee i make my own beans i grow
285:13
them on my own farm i make my own coffee
285:15
machines i manufacture it locally
285:18
[ __ ] i am an alpha i do
285:20
everything just so i understand so far
285:23
[Music]
285:32
it's different it doesn't it's different
285:34
it's a different thing can you say hello
285:36
but you're not getting off that easy
285:38
you've got it i'm an alpha male and ask
285:40
a second follow-up question how is their
285:42
day going what are they doing any
285:44
exciting plans this weekend the deal is
285:46
you need to develop your social skills
285:48
and this only alphas have the balls to
285:50
dress up as a woman
285:52
god god damn right you see this guy look
285:55
at this guy trying to fit into the
285:56
masculine norm he's got he's he's like
285:59
got a chiseled jaw he's got a beard
286:01
ain't never plucked his eyebrows at once
286:03
[ __ ] this guy's wearing a
286:05
sweatshirt and muscle tank top buddy you
286:08
know what i'm wearing
286:10
a skirt
286:13
pink makeup and handcuffs you know what
286:16
if that doesn't scream alpha i don't
286:18
know what does i guarantee you he's
286:20
short as well thank you chat five six
286:23
energy hell yeah you know what i am six
286:26
foot energy
286:28
seven foot energy you could say thank
286:30
you john
286:32
thank you john for representing me here
286:37
oh my god i'm kind of done with six
286:39
steps to be a confident alpha male
286:41
[ __ ] hell you know what i want to
286:43
read i want to read the comments
286:45
the top comment is i came here to see
286:48
how sad everyone is for being here the
286:50
female has the courage and confidence
286:52
you try to tie themselves up and wear
286:54
handcuffs in front of thousands of guys
286:56
who probably are unzipped at the very
286:58
least
287:03
uh
287:04
all the comments are like tears d
287:07
like this is the most cringe [ __ ] ever
287:12
my god
287:14
i guess no one takes it seriously but
287:16
then the light to dislike ratio is so
287:17
overwhelmingly positive
287:19
the way you sai beans is just the best
287:24
the way you sigh beans is just the best
287:27
what
287:28
what does that mean but he has pierced
287:30
ears true i guess he is maybe he maybe
287:32
is a bit of an alpha
287:34
send you a picture in council chat [ __ ]
287:36
yeah hold on
287:43
uh let's see
287:47
oh but it's got the twitch overlay thing
287:49
it's not actually that good of a
287:50
screenshot
287:51
hold on mike can i actually pose for it
287:53
stuff so you get a better photo hold on
287:55
[Music]
288:08
that's better
288:09
one of those is gonna be better
288:12
i need something sent to cal
288:14
i need to flat anyway finn ascended to
288:16
being an alpha he's achieved i'd go with
288:19
more sigma but you know that's just me
288:29
uh ligma males represent
288:34
uh make the cleavage for the screenshot
288:36
oh [ __ ] god
288:39
uh how would i even do that
288:47
hey that was a decent photo but it's got
288:49
the twitch bar thing
288:52
it's got a twitch bar thing bro anyway
288:56
or even like
288:57
[Music]
288:59
i i [ __ ] i don't know
289:00
i got i don't know if i can do it the
289:02
same way
289:10
that's gotta have been good okay so
289:11
that's good i've been fine
289:19
move your overlays
289:23
perfect stuff sent a good one
289:28
stuff sent a really good one
289:31
look what i'm
289:32
stopped sent a decent one i think this
289:34
is good
289:36
[ __ ] hold on
289:42
okay stop sending a decent one
289:44
all right
289:45
let's copy image let's send off to carl
289:47
what's the message gonna say
289:51
what's the message gonna say chap
289:53
if submissive and breeder was an image
289:55
what's the message gonna say
289:57
kyle i've been naughty
289:59
uh
290:00
kyle i've been naughty and need to be
290:02
locked up is a little bit more cringe
290:03
that i'm used to even when i'm drunk
290:05
uh
290:08
thinking of you oh that's so [ __ ]
290:11
perfect
290:12
oh my god
290:16
oh
290:17
moya you genius holy [ __ ] that's good
290:21
just that image with thinking of you
290:23
holy [ __ ]
290:26
amoya is the best flirt holy [ __ ]
290:29
incredible
290:33
we've peaked chat we've peaked
290:36
amoya is the alpha pervert
290:39
he's typing
290:41
oh okay this guy said ha ha
290:44
zero game kyle has zero game
290:47
[ __ ] just went ha ha
291:01
i don't even say to that
291:02
what do i even say to that
291:06
he just said ha ha
291:07
what do i do
291:10
[ __ ] what do i do from here
291:15
don't message back you'll be desperate
291:17
to reach the goal
291:19
tease him more i don't think oh wait uh
291:21
tease him more i don't
291:23
what i don't let your man go okay
291:27
we will not leave here until i secure a
291:29
date with fps russia
291:35
mr chance with carl bro he give dude
291:38
that's like if you ask a girl out and
291:39
she goes ooh
291:41
[ __ ] carl just went haha
291:44
you need to find a better boyfriend
291:47
i do
291:49
hold on you know what i'm gonna do i'm
291:51
gonna screenshot that exact donation
291:56
and i'm gonna send it to him and be like
292:02
hey
292:06
uh
292:08
put on your hoop earrings oh [ __ ]
292:09
they're buried under the fake boobs i
292:11
can't find them anymore
292:15
the earrings yeah but like
292:17
ask to be punished
292:22
what do i say
292:23
how do i ask that
292:26
dude you know what i need to i need
292:27
warden there was a video that i did
292:28
before on the second channel the most
292:30
recent video on the finn channel one's
292:33
decent at doing that thing
292:35
oh i could ask i could ask kitty
292:40
give me flirting
292:45
advice
292:47
oh [ __ ] give me flooding advice
292:50
i'm messaging kitty i'm taking a
292:51
screenshot of the convo
292:53
i'm seeing what i should say to kyle
293:00
okay
293:02
what do i say what do
293:05
i say
293:07
all right kitty's gonna be the one i
293:09
think
293:10
the advice is to ghost him oh
293:13
that's mean that's mean that's that's up
293:15
there is [ __ ] a sigma male response
293:18
but i don't know
293:20
his reply warrants no response oh you
293:23
guys are you guys are pretty uh
293:26
what's it called
293:28
you guys are pretty uh
293:32
what the [ __ ] is that word i don't know
293:35
that's how that's how girls date i don't
293:37
know
293:39
listen i always get replies from girls
293:41
every time without fail who the [ __ ]
293:43
doesn't
293:44
respond to me
293:53
i lost the keys can you get me out
293:56
oh [ __ ]
293:58
okay dude okay dude
294:00
um
294:04
i'll just be straight up and be like it
294:05
wasn't meant to be funny ah
294:08
that's maybe yeah
294:11
it's halfway there
294:13
shame on kyle exactly rejecting me
294:19
oh my god oh my [ __ ] god
294:22
i got so scared because these aren't the
294:25
keys to the handcuffs these are but i
294:28
lost them for a second rose gets
294:29
somewhere with kyle she's so wasted
294:32
she's forgotten she doesn't want to
294:34
succeed
294:36
what hold on what
294:39
uh
294:39
chat what if rosa uh
294:42
but like he's in america he couldn't any
294:45
years down the line and f1n somehow
294:47
finds himself straight up married to
294:49
kyle
294:51
do i get a visa
294:56
in which case was
295:00
just tuned in
295:01
why is my boy in cuffs they limit my
295:04
power output so i can't destroy the
295:06
entire earth in one punch you know what
295:08
i mean it's like uh wearing weighted
295:10
belts in naruto you know what i mean so
295:13
like if i [ __ ] uppercut i don't just
295:15
just crack the earth in half
295:17
that's my running theory anyway
295:21
i'm just that strong i could end anyone
295:24
at any point in time
295:26
like part of me is like the james bond
295:28
thing where like the guards there and
295:29
you're like [ __ ]
295:30
you know and you strangle him but like
295:33
that would be kind of dope
295:40
english and chat please something
295:42
um
295:46
he's been a naughty girl should i
295:48
message uh kyle
295:50
he's been a naughty boy
295:55
uh
295:57
that's not actually that bad that's kind
295:59
of funny
296:01
that's that's actually not a terrible
296:03
response
296:04
you've been a naughty boy
296:09
wait is that a decent response i feel
296:11
like that's a good response
296:17
not being a hoe
296:19
oh
296:20
violated that [ __ ] stream label
296:26
no why are you saying no it's cringe oh
296:28
fine
296:31
this wasn't cringe come on
296:36
rose has been naughty and wanted one
296:38
thousand dollars
296:42
yeah but like 1k isn't like it's not
296:45
naughty that's greedy
296:48
it's significantly less uh less sexy to
296:51
be like greedy little [ __ ]
296:54
dude he's nagging you he just said ha ha
296:57
you're it's too deep you're into this
297:00
you're too uh invested into this
297:01
storyline
297:02
uh
297:06
i'm trying to think of a good response
297:07
to it though
297:08
his reply sucked right
297:11
damn this is upsetting 3 000 people
297:14
cannot come up with a response to this
297:18
heat 1k is greedy he says with a donut
297:20
goal of 35k
297:24
maybe
297:25
but in my defense wearing a pair of
297:26
handcuffs for like half an hour is a lot
297:28
different than
297:29
dressing as a woman a hundred percent of
297:31
the time for a month
297:35
uh
297:37
that's why we that's why we're in twitch
297:40
chat what do you think yeah good point
297:44
uh just like that reply sucked makeup
297:47
for it oh
297:49
that's funny
297:53
i'm trying to think of a good one thank
297:54
you
297:55
uh he goes ha ha
297:57
[ __ ] there's nothing try
298:00
and how she is doing
298:02
finn have you ever considered actually
298:04
curling your hair i think that hairstyle
298:06
would look really cute on you also a
298:09
whisper of purple mascara would bring
298:11
out the sparkle in your eyes
298:13
winking face also thank you for the last
298:16
maybe not uh
298:18
uh thank you for the last few streams
298:19
they've been really fun to be a part of
298:21
that's what yeah got cut off cheers the
298:23
um
298:25
yeah i guess so like the i don't know
298:27
about the mascara thing but the
298:30
curling the hair thing
298:32
i've been meaning to but it's see dude
298:34
i've seen so many people burn their hair
298:35
off that i'm like [ __ ] terrified of
298:37
it so i don't know
298:39
i mean it sounds cool but like oh my god
298:41
it's terrifying
298:48
[Music]
298:50
ah
298:51
helen i just read your dm in my mind and
298:53
i hated that little guy's
298:56
sounds like an only fans girl to me
299:03
[Music]
299:07
potastic just went live try to get her
299:10
to react to your stream
299:12
no that's a what the [ __ ] that's an
299:15
awful idea i want to keep tasting as far
299:18
away from the stream as we possibly can
299:20
um
299:25
hmm
299:32
she's too wholesome potassipp must be
299:33
protected
299:35
from all in all accounts
299:41
genie is so wholesome she's so pure we
299:44
can't taint her with this
299:52
any crusaders damn right there's a good
299:54
few
299:55
[ __ ] i don't have no idea what to say to
299:57
this
300:02
what if i just do like uh
300:06
hmm
300:10
[ __ ] i don't know
300:13
i'm being held hostage can you help me
300:17
uh using curlers not curling iron would
300:20
work better like did the curlers happen
300:22
like when you
300:24
dry it when you wash your hair or what
300:25
the [ __ ] is that
300:29
i don't know
300:30
i discovered potassium through for you
300:32
thanks oh hell yeah
300:34
just ah oh
300:41
that's funny hold on i'm gonna tweak it
300:43
a bit
300:48
[Music]
300:51
you should send a picture to me our eyes
300:53
are with the text kyle just ha hard my
300:56
picture wish you were here
300:59
look okay here's what i said
301:02
he i go thinking of you with that image
301:04
he goes haha and i go just haha
301:08
kyle i thought we had something special
301:10
and that's what i said and he's
301:12
instantly replying
301:16
i think that's perfect
301:18
he goes i'm too high
301:26
[ __ ] what do i even say to this
301:30
i'm drunk we make the perfect match
301:36
i'm gonna go i'm drunk we make the
301:38
perfect
301:39
match and then i'm gonna send a heart
301:41
okay
301:42
by the way guys thanks for helping me
301:44
flirt with this other straight guy on
301:45
the internet
301:46
this is really fun
301:49
i'm having a lot of fun doing this this
301:51
is good
301:55
i don't know if i could fight too well
301:56
doing this
302:02
he just says lol
302:03
this guy's the worst this guy is the
302:05
worst texture i've ever seen
302:10
my god
302:13
oh
302:14
he sucks right
302:16
genie is watching genie help me out with
302:19
flooding here dude okay this guy fps
302:22
russia this little [ __ ] this [ __ ]
302:24
[ __ ] right he won't even respond to me
302:28
with uh flooding back what the [ __ ] i go
302:32
thinking of you
302:33
right within that pose he goes ha ha
302:36
straight but he's still attracted to you
302:39
what does that tell you about yourself
302:42
he goes ha ha i go just her huh kyle i
302:45
thought we had something special here he
302:47
goes i'm too high oh i'm drunk we make
302:50
the perfect match he says lol and stops
302:54
what the [ __ ]
302:56
garbage
302:58
i you know i think we need to break up
302:59
i'm gonna master him i think we need to
303:01
break up
303:06
uh what do we i think chat i might have
303:09
to break up with this guy right now i
303:10
might have to break up with kyle
303:12
what the [ __ ] dude
303:16
kyle's coming off a 1000 milligrams
303:18
edible ah and so maybe cut him some
303:21
slack that's no excuse
303:23
i'm his girlfriend
303:25
i'm his girlfriend and that's
303:29
that's upsetting to me
303:36
look how wet look how much i've tried
303:38
for oh my god i can't fix this
303:41
look how much i've tried
303:45
kitty responded
303:49
dude even kitty said
303:51
[ __ ] this is awkward
303:53
wait wait let me send you an update let
303:55
me send her an update
303:58
oh [ __ ] hold on
304:04
wait new
304:08
update
304:09
okay
304:17
okay wait
304:18
so kitty just gave me a great response
304:21
that none of you gave me and is perfect
304:24
can you just when here's what you should
304:25
say
304:26
oh hold on
304:29
you got rated very naughty out of 10 by
304:31
patastic p
304:33
good to know
304:35
um
304:36
kitty just responded saying waiting for
304:38
you to grab waiting for you to grab them
304:40
and pin me against the wall
304:45
is this going a bit too far
304:49
has this gone like a smidge too far you
304:52
know what i mean
304:55
don't get me wrong
304:56
i've already copied and pasted it
305:00
right
305:00
but it has
305:05
there we go
305:08
but i've sent it though i've already
305:10
send it i've already sent it i've
305:11
already sent it i can't do anything
305:13
about it now
305:14
it's too far gone
305:18
[Music]
305:22
wait do any of us truly know what's real
305:25
here anymore are those my feet
305:29
i have no idea
305:31
fight is sealed
305:32
he's offline on discord right now he
305:34
hasn't seen it yet
305:36
um thinking of fifty shades of view oh
305:38
my god
305:42
he's responded in a maximum of three
305:44
words
305:46
i'm too tired to know what's going on ah
305:53
i feel bad for this guy's probably way
305:55
too faded for this yeah
305:57
it pulls out knife not anymore they
305:59
ain't bro
306:00
i was playing with this knife a good bit
306:01
this is a cool knife i like this knife
306:04
bench made
306:05
i'm determined to make this channel
306:07
partly about knives yo is that the
306:09
crooked river god damn right it is
306:14
kitty said wanna play 50 shades holy
306:16
[ __ ]
306:22
fair
306:23
there we go i've got advice already he
306:26
literally logged off to avoid you he's
306:28
back he's back on
306:30
who is really down bad chat or you
306:35
it's a bit about
306:38
they're not real handcuffs well yeah i
306:40
feel like you're not allowed to buy real
306:41
handcuffs right they're like
306:44
you know ones with a [ __ ] key that's
306:46
got a flower on it
306:49
the stream dent this oh [ __ ] the stream
306:52
just turned horny i like it when the
306:54
stream uh i like it whenever the
306:56
streamer is down bad [ __ ] yeah
306:58
uh
307:05
[Music]
307:11
but you replicated the plot really good
307:13
so far really oh it's going to be funny
307:15
when i watch it kitty literally just
307:17
said um
307:19
her response
307:20
kitty's good at flirting apparently and
307:22
i'm not
307:23
um because she said i love the look of
307:25
your hands i think they would look
307:26
better around my throat
307:37
all right this may have gone a bit too
307:38
far i'm gonna leave it here i'm gonna
307:39
see what it responds to the last message
307:42
i'm gonna leave it there kitty is maybe
307:45
i don't know
307:51
when do i take these off by the way i
307:52
never actually asked like i've got them
307:55
on
307:56
when did i put them on like half an hour
307:58
ago an hour ago
308:00
i didn't know that you were still alive
308:03
[Applause]
308:05
sorry kitty
308:06
um
308:09
what do i do
308:11
you said the end of the stream
308:14
okay
308:15
wait
308:16
all right [ __ ] it
308:17
after you okay
308:21
and then the stream all right i don't
308:22
know what i don't even [ __ ] remember
308:25
but yeah i'm waiting on carl's response
308:27
he's online on discord on his phone but
308:28
he's not on anything else that's
308:30
upsetting there's a huge problem you
308:32
forgot about the bottle still has liquor
308:34
in it
308:37
not a lot i mean a lot it's it's it's a
308:41
sizable amount of liquor in it i don't
308:43
think that's possible to have i'm gonna
308:46
take things slow
308:52
check the latest reddit post okay let's
308:54
see
308:55
before i
308:57
for anything else
308:58
[Music]
309:02
taking them off is the 14 000 gold
309:09
wait what so if we hit 14k then they
309:12
come off but then that's like that's um
309:15
what's it called oh something happened
309:22
let me get your opinion on f1 and in
309:24
five costing up tonight
309:31
oh that's a cuff
309:34
oh my god
309:37
oh my gosh
309:45
guys what am i doing cosplaying finn is
309:48
so totally wrecking the game right now
309:52
oh i'm doing knife tricks and [ __ ] look
309:55
at that i'm awesome
309:56
this guy fps russia this little [ __ ]
309:59
this does that bell ring please
310:01
it doesn't even respond to me
310:04
with uh flooding back what the [ __ ] i go
310:07
thinking of you you look so right within
310:10
that pose
310:12
there you go he looks absolutely
310:13
adorable
310:15
i mean in all fairness potassium looks
310:16
great she's got a really cool cosplay
310:19
the wigs [ __ ] awesome they're like
310:22
what's it called that like it's a it's a
310:24
special type of tie this looks really
310:25
cool
310:26
i love the blazer
310:28
that's really cool
310:30
i mean if you can relay it back to
310:32
potastic she looks [ __ ] great
310:34
she's she's uh she's really killing that
310:36
cosplay that's really cool
310:39
anyway
310:40
um
310:41
[Music]
310:43
she looks good indeed yeah she looks
310:45
great dude
310:46
potastic gives me way too many comp
310:48
ginny look genie gives me way too many
310:50
compliments and i don't give her enough
310:52
back she's doing amazing
310:55
anyway i'm thirsty
311:08
ah
311:09
a bolo tie
311:10
is that what it's called
311:12
oh my god
311:15
[Music]
311:20
oh
311:21
i'm thinking that was the one
311:23
[Music]
311:28
oh [ __ ]
311:33
yep
311:34
all right
311:35
i think that was the last one of that
311:37
i'm not gonna puke i'm just saying like
311:38
that's my point
311:40
that's trust me i know what i know the
311:42
point of which of that
311:44
but oh my god that was the last one
311:47
i've reached my peak i think
311:50
where's my [ __ ]
311:58
water oh my god
312:03
now that you're officially drunk
312:06
i think that's the point that we've
312:07
reached
312:08
oh my god
312:19
thank you for 100 bits
312:20
what the [ __ ] is happening
312:22
uh
312:23
you can own real handcuffs can you like
312:25
with the police [ __ ] and everything i
312:27
mean i don't really have a vested
312:28
interest in earning real handcuffs i
312:30
don't think i'd get any use out of them
312:31
but like
312:32
i feel like these are like the more the
312:35
like matrix ones where you can like if i
312:37
push hard enough on that it would hurt
312:39
but i could break out of them right like
312:42
the morpheus [ __ ] where he's like
312:44
you know i could break out of these if i
312:45
really needed to
312:47
real handcuffs however maybe not i don't
312:49
know if that's a good idea
312:51
i don't know if i want to own real ones
312:58
not bad but every 16 year old german kid
313:00
could drink out drink you
313:03
where did we get from we were like here
313:05
right
313:06
that's a good bit
313:08
um
313:10
ah listen
313:12
ah
313:14
i'm not trying to prove that i can drink
313:15
a lot i'm just trying to have a good
313:17
time
313:21
uh show your outfit i'll break these
313:22
cuffs you can't break these cuffs ah
313:26
i can break this cuffs on
313:32
oh my [ __ ] god
313:34
that like little crash and burn was the
313:36
um was the nail thing
313:39
i should probably put that back under
313:41
there
313:43
hold on
313:45
um
313:47
i'm just gonna
313:49
kick it i guess
313:50
this is fine
313:57
all right
314:14
do a dance
314:15
i couldn't dance sober
314:22
white girl wasted hell yeah [ __ ]
314:24
let's go
314:25
i
314:26
i
314:27
all i'm missing is like house music and
314:29
i'm good
314:31
i can officially be
314:33
white gold wasted
314:39
it looks so pleasantly drunk i love it
314:41
yeah i'm not having a bad time i'm
314:43
having a good time
314:45
it's if it gets uncomfortable i'll let
314:48
you know
314:49
if um if i feel bad i'll just leave
314:52
i think i'm at the point where if i ever
314:54
feel if i ever felt bad the stream would
314:56
just end what the [ __ ] is twitter what
314:59
the [ __ ]
315:00
what the [ __ ]
315:01
why is that what i come on to
315:04
disney surely you have a better picture
315:06
of me that i don't look like this i like
315:08
a mess
315:11
this is a slightly better one but like
315:13
not amazingly better did i never make
315:15
eye contact i feel like if i made it i
315:16
can't say it would be better
315:19
solid choice of phrase
315:21
i don't remember
315:23
uh
315:25
i'll like him
315:28
thanks for the 69 bits bro
315:31
vodka vodka vodka it's actually rum
315:34
having fun
315:38
it's illegal to carry handcuffs on the
315:40
streets but you can own them interesting
315:42
i didn't know that at all why
315:50
um
315:51
oh scott messaged me
315:53
[ __ ] yeah
315:56
cool
315:57
all right i'll do that later i can't
315:59
tell you it's a secret
316:00
you're not allowed to know
316:03
i know all the secrets anyway
316:06
um
316:09
it's the same thing with a lot of like
316:11
illegal carry handcuffs it's all the
316:12
same thing with their like knife floors
316:14
and [ __ ] so like you can't carry a lot
316:16
of knives so for example
316:18
this knife perfectly legal to own can't
316:20
carry it though you know
316:23
it's a really long knife with a locking
316:25
blade so that means i can't move it from
316:28
here no matter how hard i try i can't
316:30
break titanium
316:31
um
316:32
so i'm not allowed this to carry around
316:34
it's the uk's got some weird laws on
316:36
that someone put it to me pretty well
316:37
which is just like the uk outlaw stuff
316:39
that strictly relates to weapons
316:41
so for example right an unlocking
316:43
utility knife
316:46
that that's a tool right but a bala song
316:48
something like this with a real blade on
316:50
it
316:51
it's just a weapon you don't really use
316:53
this as a tool even though i hold it
316:55
held it in the wrong [ __ ] grip
316:57
you don't really use it as a tool so you
316:58
can really get a trainer version of it
317:03
how does it feel that you're both my man
317:05
crush monday and my woman crush
317:07
wednesday
317:08
also i'm willing to bet that you're not
317:10
the only one who came to those images on
317:12
twitter love your lots chica
317:15
what images on twitter
317:17
wait [ __ ] what
317:18
you should listen to corpiclani vodka
317:24
you should listen to vodka
317:27
ugh
317:28
i can't listen to anything it's gonna
317:30
get [ __ ] dmc aid
317:32
the only thing i can listen to is baby
317:34
no money uh idm baby no money and i was
317:36
like hey can i use your
317:42
car responded and it was good
317:45
wait everyone shut up i have news
317:49
i said to kyle
317:51
after he responded lol i said waiting
317:53
for you to grab them and pin me against
317:54
a wall he said you're gonna need a lot
317:56
more fake cleavage first
318:04
interesting that he just says just the
318:06
cleavage
318:07
interesting that he didn't mention the
318:09
significant other part that would maybe
318:11
a problem
318:18
interesting
318:20
just me just me that thought of that
318:21
first
318:23
okay
318:24
um
318:26
lost us
318:32
hey listen
318:35
i've heard how much he got paid for the
318:36
call of duty advert i'm sure he could
318:38
pay for a boob job
318:41
i'm sure you could pay for it
318:45
i'm sure
318:46
you could
318:47
pay for a boob job
318:51
i've misspelled
318:53
every word in that [ __ ] sentence
318:58
okay
319:00
what do i say i think i'm sure you could
319:02
pay for a boob job is the best response
319:05
out of that
319:10
either i either say i'm sure you could
319:12
pay for a boob job or oh you don't care
319:14
about my 10 inch
319:16
[ __ ] uh
319:18
[ __ ] and ball
319:19
what do i say either one of those one or
319:21
two
319:22
what do you think chad
319:26
like ten okay the person that said 10
319:28
centimeter won them
319:29
asked for biggest bops you got this sis
319:33
go get your man all right i'm sure you
319:35
could pay for a boob job
319:37
all right let's go
319:39
i messaged you i'm sure you could pay
319:40
for a boob job
319:43
uh what's it called um oh my god
319:48
kitty just said uh you should send a
319:50
clip from the banana eating
319:52
that's a good idea
319:55
if anyone has a clip of it that would be
319:56
pretty dope that would be pretty cool to
319:58
have
320:00
but it looks like he's seen the message
320:01
already so i don't know
320:04
what if i just send a picture i'll send
320:05
a picture
320:07
where's twitter
320:19
i'm trying to find the [ __ ] image
320:21
from disney
320:24
whichever one is me with half a banana
320:26
down my throat that's the one i'm
320:28
finding
320:29
whichever one is most attractive there
320:31
we go
320:34
okay
320:37
i've just sent a picture of me like just
320:39
sucking a banana
320:41
solid
320:42
buddy i'm gonna get carl i'm gonna get
320:44
kyle if it's the last thing i do
320:48
gonna get a date
320:50
tell him if he pays for the boob job he
320:52
can squeeze them whenever he wants
320:54
that's a better pickup line
321:01
see that's better but i'm i'm keeping it
321:04
like this i'm keeping it there anyway
321:08
yeah i'm straight he says
321:10
true
321:11
i'm straight up until the guy has like a
321:13
few million dollars
321:18
ow
321:19
but you know
321:25
you know what i used to do i used to
321:27
think that like
321:28
having a butterfly butterfly knife on me
321:30
was like a good sober test like if i
321:33
could still do all these tricks right
321:34
then i'm clearly sober like this is a
321:36
lot of mental this is a lot of dexterity
321:38
that requires this right but no i'm
321:41
doing this [ __ ] like [ __ ]
321:44
how
321:45
why did i ever think this was a good
321:47
sober test like ever
321:49
what the [ __ ] am i doing with my life
321:55
muscle memory kind of works
321:57
besides drunk [ __ ]
322:13
oh [ __ ] i goofed that last move but yeah
322:15
ah
322:17
muscle memory doesn't require sobriety
322:19
felix trick hold on
322:32
doesn't mean my eye
322:37
ah
322:38
fine gift
322:40
ah no okay
322:41
i'm goofed that's the best one i can get
322:43
i did i did like two of them in a row
322:45
i'm all right
322:50
uh as manly man yourself what's your
322:52
favorite blade that you own this one
322:53
it's like the biggest user blade that i
322:55
have it's the benchmade crooked river
322:57
not the crooked river mini because i'm
322:59
not a [ __ ]
323:00
um this is not a
323:02
day-to-day handling knife but it is a
323:05
very good knife and i like it a lot it's
323:07
great for chopping up cardboard but if i
323:09
was going to pick an absolute favorite
323:11
it'd be the grimsby norseman this thing
323:13
is [ __ ] beast
323:15
it's such like
323:17
it's such a
323:19
technical engineering masterpiece bro
323:23
but if i wanted to just chop [ __ ] up uh
323:25
either this one
323:26
or the uh what's it called
323:29
the
323:30
bug out the benchmade bug out if you
323:32
genuinely want a knife advice
323:33
completely sober thought if you want
323:35
knife advice get the benchmade bug out
323:37
if you know you can get it
323:39
um might not be a bit
323:41
oh [ __ ] scott hey dude
323:45
might not be a [ __ ] with knives but you
323:47
are with twitter dms
323:49
i only just saw it literally on this
323:51
live stream i just saw it scott
323:54
eight hours ago come on that's not that
323:57
bad
323:58
i i haven't even applied for the newest
324:00
mcc
324:01
is there one i don't know
324:03
i miss it every [ __ ] time
324:07
can i set up a bot to just dm me every
324:09
time that it's a thing
324:10
scott okay i'm i'mma be real i'm looking
324:12
at this i'm looking at this form and i
324:14
don't think you want to do this i don't
324:16
think i want to sign up with this in the
324:19
state that i'm at but i'm gonna anyway
324:20
because it's funny
324:22
um okay let's do that uh yeah that date
324:25
sounds cool what's your name
324:28
finster
324:29
i spelled it wrong
324:31
okay i spot it right let's go i that's a
324:33
lowercase r
324:34
discord username i remember that off by
324:36
heart
324:38
7
324:39
so i shouldn't say that out loud
324:41
um ign finster
324:48
i sp okay got it the second try my main
324:51
reason for uh whatever
324:53
um
324:55
i wanna have fun
324:57
is scott's still here finn you shouldn't
324:59
say anything to do with the form out
325:00
loud
325:02
he didn't say any lulls after that so
325:04
i'm assuming that's pretty serious
325:06
um
325:07
i won't then
325:10
i already filled out this form i didn't
325:12
read your dm in all fine i said just
325:13
click the link
325:14
scott can you take this as a um
325:17
can you take this as like a piece of
325:19
advice that if you send me a link i will
325:20
click on it
325:21
no matter what it is
325:23
if you ever need to hack me
325:26
there you go
325:27
uh yeah i felt i swear i felt this form
325:29
exactly before i didn't read your dm
325:31
beforehand
325:33
all right there we go
325:35
all right all good
325:40
oh yeah all right sweet i'm hyped bro
325:42
scott i hope to see you
325:44
uh
325:45
anyone know any good fishing links
325:48
just make dude you know the knox crew
325:50
guys i'm sure they could design you a
325:52
good website that just says give me your
325:53
password to everything
325:57
if it was sent by you i'd probably trust
325:59
it
326:00
um
326:05
let me just mark it as message okay
326:08
pog champing
326:11
i spelled it wrong
326:13
anyway um
326:14
figure
326:30
thanks super monkey jam that's really
326:32
nice here
326:33
um
326:37
i don't know if i've got a response yet
326:38
hold on
326:40
no
326:41
i do need it by the way scott um
326:44
this is actually a side question
326:46
is there a j is there an amount of time
326:48
that i can set like a timer
326:51
what should we name the child
326:55
scott
326:56
we should name the child scott child
326:58
scott is there an amount of time that
327:01
between each mcc i've never actually
327:03
timed it before
327:04
because i always miss the [ __ ] sign
327:06
up shoot
327:07
always without fail um
327:11
i know you at everyone
327:13
and it is 100 my fault but oh my god i
327:16
miss it every time
327:18
anyway
327:21
it changes normally like
327:22
anything from two to four weeks ah
327:25
i feel bad scott cause i'm like
327:28
[Music]
327:30
[ __ ] i don't know
327:32
i like the bench made bedlam
327:35
940 yeah
327:37
the cbk or morpho are nice too but
327:40
illegal in my state so i definitely
327:42
don't have them long
327:44
the 940s all right i've owned a 940
327:46
before um i don't know what the bedlam
327:48
is or the
327:54
uh let me look up
327:58
benchmade
327:59
let me look on google images
328:02
oh that thing looks like [ __ ] hold on
328:04
let me critique your knife taste
328:07
a damask is gonna i swear to god by the
328:10
name of it it sounds like cold steel
328:12
oh no okay okay [ __ ] it you're all right
328:14
with that a damp the uh
328:16
damas and the 940 good taste play next
328:20
time cc in cuffs d
328:24
scott would kill me no actually no he
328:26
wouldn't i'd just be a handicap
328:31
oh scott wait scott are you still here i
328:33
don't know if he's still here either way
328:35
scott if you are still here let me show
328:36
you this
328:40
you're welcome
328:41
i don't know if he is still here but
328:43
there you go
328:44
he kind of complained that i got the
328:46
nails off before last mcc i now have
328:48
them again you didn't wear the fact that
328:50
you didn't wear the nails i wanted you
328:51
the last time look i did it they're not
328:54
long enough
328:55
dude
328:57
these are long enough though right can i
328:59
get a critique of these what do you
329:00
think they're like bright pink and
329:01
glittery
329:03
and they're fairly long too
329:06
i want to critique how much of this is
329:07
of a nerf is this an mcc
329:10
bearing in mind that like i still came
329:12
like maximum potential what did i come
329:15
last time like 24th 25th some [ __ ] like
329:17
that
329:20
1010 for looks 3 out of 10 for mcc
329:22
enough i like the song boys all right
329:24
point zero the best of all my knives
329:28
hell yeah boys we need to uh lengthen
329:30
these when i actually get the full
329:31
acrylic nails because these are just
329:32
stick on scott when i get the full
329:34
acrylic nails they need to be longer
329:36
than this at least twice as long i'd say
329:39
but the donors are in dollars i want to
329:41
get on a good team for mcc
329:43
here's what i here's what i get out of
329:45
it scott gets a balanced team i get
329:49
a top-tier viewer teammate
329:53
it's kind of a fair trade there
329:55
i'm happy to get long acrylic nails
329:58
i'd say
330:00
if this is around half an inch long
330:02
i think we go for either an inch long
330:05
nails i think we go for that
330:07
like the proper like
330:09
where you can only really type with the
330:10
nails you know what i mean that's what
330:12
i'll go for next time when i get the
330:13
acrylics i think that's the plan anyway
330:17
um
330:18
when they stay in england the donors are
330:19
in dollars
330:21
i have no idea
330:23
it's all dollars for me sounds perfect
330:25
all right scott we got a plan
330:27
uh i can't wait till you put me with um
330:30
dream
330:30
[Music]
330:31
fundy three carl jacobs
330:35
me
330:36
that's the team that i expect that's
330:38
team what i want
330:39
i don't know if anyone's told scott that
330:42
i've been drinking heavily this stream
330:45
i need a good excuse
330:48
is there anyone else in mcc that does
330:49
really well oh wait can i oh my god
330:51
scott can i be on your team
330:53
he knows okay good scott can i be on
330:55
your team
330:56
that'd be cool as [ __ ]
330:59
can we have like a really flamboyant
331:01
team that'd be [ __ ] cool i will be in
331:04
full
331:05
everything
331:07
but i also require that you are too
331:09
that's like a requirement if we're on
331:11
the same team together i 100
331:14
100
331:15
oh my god 100
331:17
expect you to
331:19
be you know dressed up as well you said
331:21
you would when we're in brighton
331:23
i hold you to that promise
331:25
can you please
331:30
not the handcuffs that's that's that's
331:32
just something i did for money um
331:42
i haven't seen scott in drag actually
331:44
i'm not sure if that's really his thing
331:45
but
331:46
it will be fun
331:48
i
331:53
he just never teamed with you to avoid
331:54
that promise
331:56
yeah he controls the entire teams he's
331:58
the most powerful person in mcc
332:01
i guess besides the knox crew but
332:06
it's interesting that he just pops in to
332:07
remind people of the duck i've got to
332:09
sign
332:10
all right
332:12
sorry scott uh do you do what the [ __ ]
332:15
um
332:16
i've done it before
332:19
and i need to go but have a good night
332:21
all right scott have a great night i
332:22
didn't know you've done it before holy
332:24
[ __ ] i haven't seen a picture of you
332:26
ever like dressed up in drag or anything
332:27
that's so sick
332:28
but yeah have a great night scott um
332:32
sorry
332:34
about this
332:35
my normal streams aren't like this i
332:37
promise
332:38
um
332:41
but you realize i'm gonna google scott
332:43
major drag right hold on scott
332:46
hold on let's go major drag
332:53
wait what the [ __ ]
332:55
you look good
332:56
oh my god
333:04
when i can't find a picture of it
333:06
damn
333:10
he's got a little great in drag too
333:12
though he's got the face for it he'd
333:13
look great in drag anyway um
333:17
but then again as we were saying about
333:19
pka so would kyle
333:21
i think my like my tier list for pka who
333:23
would look best as a woman is like
333:26
uh kyle taylor woody woody would
333:28
definitely look the worst
333:29
i'm a bit of a vouch for taylor because
333:32
taylor has like a bit of a um
333:34
like a round of face thing going on
333:37
i think he'd look better
333:39
woody's like the most like masculine
333:41
facial structure sort of dude
333:43
but
333:46
can we see what
333:48
of course your boyfriend first
333:54
listen
333:55
would he would look the best
333:57
i don't know he's the only one that has
333:59
someone to like do it for him like uh
334:03
what's it called he's the only one that
334:04
has like a wife to do it for him well i
334:06
guess
334:08
taylor does too i'm not sure i'm voting
334:11
on taylor
334:15
i'm voting on taylor over woody but carl
334:17
is definitely like
334:20
attractive dudes make attractive women
334:23
weirdly enough it's just sort of how it
334:25
happens that way
334:27
you can get so okay an unattractive dude
334:30
that has like hyper masculine features
334:32
can definitely i have some sharpies
334:34
thanks kitty i'm sure you'll do a great
334:36
job
334:38
they can make a good woman right but
334:40
like
334:42
more or less like attractive guys make
334:44
attractive women um i'm like a weird
334:46
in-between where like
334:48
i'm about a six out of ten guy
334:50
seven and a ten girl with makeup i think
334:52
is that basic uh
334:55
thing
334:56
i feel like taylor would end up being
334:59
like
335:03
[ __ ]
335:05
kyle would end up with like a four out
335:07
of ten
335:09
girl if he kept the beard if he didn't
335:10
keep the beard he went on trt bro he got
335:13
way too jacked
335:15
[ __ ] i don't know
335:18
if taylor lost the beard right if taylor
335:20
like five years ago
335:22
taylor would be
335:23
number one
335:25
ideally
335:26
kyle
335:27
would be number two woody was was always
335:30
number three um he's just got like a
335:32
really hyper masculine jawline
335:35
uh he's got a longer face yeah just how
335:37
it works my theory on this is correct
335:39
everyone else that doubts me is wrong
335:42
poor woody that feels like a compliment
335:44
to me no like if if you say like okay
335:46
you make a bad woman you don't have very
335:48
like
335:50
hey you you have very masculine facial
335:52
features woody seems like a compliment
335:54
to me right no
335:56
if i said that someone like hey you've
335:58
got really masculine facial features you
336:00
look really good as a guy
336:01
you wouldn't look good as a girl
336:03
you know that's that seems like a
336:05
compliment
336:10
you got really small feminine jawline
336:12
slash mouth
336:16
no no
336:22
oh
336:31
uh
337:07
i like this game
337:14
ah
337:15
why are you winking at me because it's
337:16
funny i'm gonna go pee and enjoy the
337:18
chair
337:24
um you see what i mean hold on oh my
337:28
[ __ ] god do you see what i mean by
337:30
like that's why i want the blanket thing
337:32
there because you know the chair sticks
337:34
to you anyway bye i'm gonna go pee
337:37
um have fun
340:12
hello
340:21
i could hear you ping
340:23
that's the goal
340:25
react to the podcast on spotify they
340:27
spent 15 minutes combined talking about
340:30
you
340:37
what
340:39
oh
340:39
wait yeah yeah sorry um i saw that
340:42
actually i don't know about 15 minutes
340:44
but i definitely saw like a good few
340:46
minutes of them like after i dm kyle
340:48
about it the pkn bought a crooked river
340:50
because of you why do you make me do
340:53
things f1 nn5 dir dude it's the best box
340:57
cutter knife the s30vn it's like a big
341:00
it's oh sorry the s30v uh blade steel
341:03
it's like the best box cutter knife ever
341:06
it's big it's like bulky it feels really
341:08
good in the hand it's got titanium
341:10
everything it's like impossible to break
341:12
the lock up
341:13
it's the perfect knife
341:15
uh if you've got like if you like big
341:17
knives
341:18
i don't know i really like it it's
341:19
really cool knife
341:21
anyway
341:27
uh
341:30
why doesn't it show a summary on twitter
341:31
i have no idea what you're about
341:50
so finn like big knives yeah um so
341:53
weirdly enough the crook like let's say
341:55
the crooked river right it's about as
341:57
big as the grimsmo norseman it's a
341:59
little bit bigger than grimsby horsemen
342:00
but the grimsby norseman is a absolute
342:03
it's just the [ __ ] coolest thing i
342:05
own
342:06
um or at least it's the most like
342:08
detail-oriented thing i own
342:11
especially with knives it's really
342:13
[ __ ] cool
342:14
um
342:15
also big knives really they really help
342:17
with like [ __ ] box cutting and [ __ ]
342:19
that's all i do
342:20
i don't really do anything else you
342:22
could drink water yeah um i've got water
342:24
somewhere although i have been drinking
342:26
water
342:42
do core knife advice hell yeah i can
342:44
give you as much knife advice as you
342:46
want there's um i'm actually very good
342:48
at that
342:51
but
342:52
yeah
342:53
oh dude there's i have canned water like
342:55
i i really like sparkling water so
342:57
that's basically a thing
343:00
i'll just pop into i have no clue
343:32
ah
343:34
no german please what the [ __ ]
343:36
[Music]
343:39
uh when did you learn the butterfly
343:40
knife thing dude the butterfly knife
343:42
tricks you learn that sort of on the
343:43
first day of like owning one you can buy
343:46
one on amazon you can learn all the same
343:47
tricks i learned the uh the one i've got
343:50
is a little bit more fancy but i didn't
343:51
used to own a fancy one at all i didn't
343:54
use throw any fancy knives at all um
343:56
just
343:57
i guess this is a hobby that i picked up
343:59
but you don't really need to
344:01
uh shouldn't even go to sleep school and
344:03
sleep
344:05
oh my god rose shouldn't you be going to
344:07
sleep
344:08
soon to fix your sleep schedule
344:11
[ __ ] maybe
344:12
maybe i should be going to sleep school
344:14
soon because my [ __ ] i've drank too
344:16
much
344:17
oh my god
344:20
have you named your lives no
344:22
all right
344:23
boys i've been training for uh nearly
344:26
six hours
344:27
um
344:29
i'm going to do a bit of a sobering up
344:32
point on stream
344:34
um i'm just gonna be here for a little
344:36
bit i'm not gonna drink anymore
344:38
um
344:41
i'm going to sit here and i'm going to
344:42
be here until like the six hour marks i
344:44
feel like it's a good point to end it at
344:46
um
344:48
i'm just gonna be sobering up for the
344:49
next little bit 24 hours holy [ __ ]
344:51
imagine
344:53
um wait what was the the rule with
344:55
handcuffs right was that was that's the
344:57
end of the stream or was that what
345:00
uh go drink a bunch of water hangouts on
345:02
fun i have a different method for
345:04
dealing with hangovers it's to literally
345:06
just not sleep when you are drunk
345:09
if you sleep when you're drunk you'll
345:10
get a hangover 100 of the time that's
345:12
just the only thing
345:14
happy 20th birthday
345:18
tell ya happy happy 20th random friend
345:20
literally your name is random three five
345:23
seven four seven four three
345:26
it'd be good if i knew your name so i
345:28
could say happy birthday it's not just
345:31
happy birthday random guy
345:33
happy 20th though
345:36
can you 2f2 meet can you the 2f2 meet
345:39
with the scout ball if i check i don't
345:41
know the scout butterfly trick in tf toe
345:43
tf2
345:44
if i'm not wrong right it's this
345:50
it's that right
345:51
like that's it
345:58
like it's just that that's just like the
346:01
smallest
346:02
thing in tf2 i know that that's the
346:04
basic opening
346:06
maybe it like best they do like
346:08
hey rose how much to get you to drink
346:10
three nice guys
346:12
hey
346:16
um
346:17
you don't have enough
346:21
it depends i have no problem just having
346:24
a bunch of food sobering up after a
346:27
stream
346:28
um
346:29
however
346:33
you don't have enough to pay me to drink
346:35
a lot of a lot more so sorry about that
346:38
buddy
346:42
i'm gonna need a real sugar daddy for
346:43
that i think
346:46
someone like crj
346:49
someone like crj or little chassis i
346:52
think that's pretty much the two
346:53
contenders for
346:55
or alternatively tenshi
346:58
that face when no sugar daddy
347:01
i know
347:02
i've got to rely on my i've got to rely
347:04
on my um
347:06
my friend that works at twitter
347:12
uh i see a dehumidifier you don't you
347:14
see an air conditioner i did use
347:16
throwing an air uh air humidifier though
347:19
or a dehumidifier because i thought
347:21
that's what was gonna be the thing
347:23
causing all the [ __ ] uncomfort
347:25
sweating and [ __ ] like that i just
347:27
bought an air conditioner it works the
347:28
same way it's great if you're in the uk
347:30
you definitely need an air conditioner
347:32
at least for one room especially the one
347:34
let's say your office or your bedroom or
347:36
something like that you spend a lot of
347:37
time in get an air conditioner it's so
347:39
much better
347:42
tss you should know better
347:49
a thousand
347:51
go
347:52
is that a challenge rose
347:54
you should know better
347:56
go then go
347:58
hit 14k on your own i dare you
348:01
um
348:03
chassis you sugar mama
348:05
oh my god
348:07
dude it you know what's kind of mind
348:08
boggling the fact that people actually
348:10
get those like um
348:12
i always see like these people all the
348:14
time on social media and stuff and they
348:16
talk about how they've got a sugar daddy
348:17
and [ __ ] or sugar mama and [ __ ] like
348:19
that right
348:20
how the [ __ ] does that work
348:22
how does the taxes on that work is it
348:24
tax deductible is it like just a gift
348:27
what the [ __ ]
348:29
like these [ __ ] pay for houses
348:31
and [ __ ] for these people i'd love a
348:32
house
348:34
if anyone's got like a few million out
348:35
there you know that'd be pretty cool
348:37
like how does that work it counts as
348:39
gifts
348:42
um only real old women have tried with
348:44
me
348:46
but they've tried though
348:48
that's not bad that means you're like
348:49
you know
348:50
very decent old women are after you to
348:53
you know be paid for that's pretty cool
348:58
i too would like
349:01
i too would like my life to be paid for
349:04
yeah i mean
349:07
i do fairly i do well enough that i
349:10
wouldn't need for my life to be paid for
349:12
but like
349:14
you know it depends what the it depends
349:16
what the level of
349:18
sugar daddy slash sugar mommy is right
349:21
it's like
349:24
if it's like
349:25
i heard there's like an allowance thing
349:28
if i've heard like i've seen people on
349:29
tick tock like ah they get an allowance
349:31
of this because i've been scrolling
349:33
through some of those sometimes
349:35
and like
349:36
like i saw this [ __ ] one woman that
349:38
was like
349:39
dating some [ __ ] like 20 years
349:41
younger than her but the guy was still
349:43
clearly like 30 something but they're
349:44
like 50 and 30 you know something like
349:46
that
349:47
it was like oh but she was paying him
349:49
and i was so [ __ ] like weirded out by
349:51
it but then she gave him like 15 000 a
349:53
month or something like that and i was
349:54
like [ __ ] okay i get it
349:56
um and they seem to like each other
349:58
they're happy like 15k a month
350:03
i don't know
350:07
because when it's like that it's when
350:09
it's like a [ __ ] sugar daddy sugar
350:13
mommy situation then it's like you're
350:14
kind of
350:16
it's kind of like a whatever they ask
350:18
thing that's a bit much you know it's a
350:20
that's a lot
350:21
i don't know if i'd be all right with
350:22
that some guy was offering to give me 2
350:24
000 a week allowance and that was almost
350:27
as much as i was getting paid for the
350:28
bird company [ __ ]
350:33
which one's better i mean i know you
350:35
know which one's better but like
350:38
damn that's pretty [ __ ]
350:40
nuts though
350:45
how much would that be a year
350:55
[Music]
350:58
kyle called me for a second just crowd
351:00
source mitchell apparent at this point
351:07
anyone know any
351:08
[Music]
351:09
i shouldn't be talking about this
351:11
um
351:13
anyway
351:14
carl called me for a second and he went
351:16
miss click
351:17
interesting
351:21
i had a small conversation with my bank
351:23
account and we did decide to back out of
351:25
the deal getting you to drink versus
351:27
pretty much buying my car a new
351:29
integrated hut
351:32
that's cool as [ __ ] yeah i'm i'm on your
351:34
side for that and integrated hud is
351:36
pretty sick
351:38
um
351:39
it's really not that much uh if it's
351:41
less than my salary though
351:43
also i'm committed i'm in a critic
351:46
i'm in a committed relationship so i
351:47
couldn't anyway
351:49
fair point miss click this dick i just
351:52
went interesting that's what i said i
351:53
just said interesting after he said miss
351:55
click sorry
351:59
interesting
352:05
i like your nails thank you dude yet
352:08
again as soon as i do my nails again
352:10
so many compliments thank you
352:12
um
352:13
carl's typing by the way
352:16
oh he said he's setting up to do pka
352:18
okay
352:23
okay
352:26
well
352:39
i've just been [ __ ] with kyle like
352:41
half an hour before like he's due to
352:43
record bk
352:48
oh this shit's funny
352:52
[Music]
352:54
what do you even say to that i think he
352:56
will be part of the next pka podcast 2d
353:02
i doubt it um we'll see if i get invited
353:05
back that'd be really cool i really like
353:07
talking to those guys weirdly enough
353:09
when you're on the podcast the four
353:10
hours they talk past passes really
353:13
quickly um
353:16
even when because i don't know it's it's
353:18
a fun chat i i've learned that like
353:21
i'm fairly introverted like just
353:23
day-to-day life sort of thing but like
353:25
when i'm talking to people online
353:28
it's it's kind of the opposite like talk
353:29
to people for hours online
353:31
but
353:32
not like
353:34
you know what's it called
353:36
i don't know
353:38
i can talk to interesting people for a
353:39
very long time i'm a bit more
353:41
extroverted when it comes to online
353:42
stuff than offline stuff
353:46
i don't know what if there's a name for
353:47
that but
353:55
you seem extroverted as [ __ ]
353:57
oh my god definitely not like uh i've
354:00
like do my first videos i'm so [ __ ]
354:03
quiet and everything
354:06
did a bunch of new people just come to
354:08
the stream everyone's asking why i'm
354:09
wearing handcuffs
354:12
um
354:16
i love how dante dainty handcuffs are i
354:19
could break out of these
354:20
um i just realized finn is asking for
354:22
35k for girl 1 6. damn right
354:26
that's what that's that damn right
354:29
where the handcuffs come from
354:31
oh [ __ ] i don't know either
354:36
behind me
354:37
they were over there
354:38
love you cracked eggs
354:44
thanks for the 15 month sub dude
354:48
thank you
354:49
um
355:05
i've subtly flirted i've said all right
355:07
have fun
355:08
um he went to horny jail who did
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uh are the nails press-ons or nah yeah
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they are they're um they're like
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stick-on nails they're not like uh
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behind the
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what's it called uh the nails don't have
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adhesive on them you add adhesive on
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them so they're actually strong on there
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they'll probably stay here for around
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like a week but i really sincerely doubt
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that they've been much longer than that
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um
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i'm waiting until i can actually end up
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getting
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what's it called uh the acrylic nails uh
355:39
we'd be doing that for a stream though i
355:40
think we'd be live streaming when it
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happens
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have you got clip on cat ears i do but
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they never worked as well like these are
355:50
the headband carriers stay on much
355:52
better than normal because if my hair
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does
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this for some reason the cutting doesn't
355:58
move
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you know
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when it's a headband it just stays as it
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is
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hey friend this is the first time here
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uh you pull off the goal look
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surprisingly well thank you
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how good is this
356:21
how good what the [ __ ] how's how good
356:23
does it describe how good is it to
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scratch your ball with the nails i don't
356:27
know about
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uh scratch your balls however
356:31
scratching my head pretty [ __ ] solid
356:34
um
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i can remember i can recommend every guy
356:38
get a pair of acrylic nails just for
356:39
that just scratch the trust the head for
356:42
a bit it's nice you know
356:44
don't be ashamed go get use some uh go
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get some acrylic nails it's fine they're
356:48
just like an inch longer than your
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regular nails
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they don't have to be bright pink
356:52
preferably obviously they should
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uh
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but you know
356:59
it is
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nice
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almost as good as scratching your ass
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head scratch brother
357:10
you look gorgeous today don't forget to
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post the pic you took on nick
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i'm
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gonna almost guarantee i look stupid
357:21
because i took it while i was
357:24
not fully in it
357:26
like i just opened my email instead of
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the pictures
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yeah i look insane
357:33
ah i'm gonna rely on disney for this one
357:35
hold on
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wait
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that's bad hold on
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focus on mike
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oh blurry
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[Music]
358:21
finn if you lose the key to the cuffs
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don't forget that the dremel has an
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abrasive disc accessory for cutting
358:27
metal don't forget to wear the safety
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glasses
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[ __ ]
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that's got to be fine
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ah
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do it well
359:05
you've seen me do it well you're just
359:07
hoping that i [ __ ] up one time and twirl
359:09
a bit too quick i know you're game
359:12
[ __ ]
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i know what you're trying to accomplish
359:15
here i won't oblige
359:22
minute until sleep time oh god the ams
359:29
do you support uh lgbtq
359:32
i support lgbtq plus
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all of the above
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um
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yeah
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family of the opinion that i think
359:42
people deserve equal rights
359:46
in homophobic countries you be jailbait
359:49
love you
359:52
shout out to all the homophobic
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countries that i would be
359:56
illegal in
359:59
would i really be illegal holy [ __ ]
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wait just an image of me would i be like
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would this be contraband in some
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countries holy [ __ ] that's cool as hell
360:10
wait you don't okay wait wait you don't
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appreciate how [ __ ] metal that is
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they're like
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why i'm about to create a image that is
360:20
banned from a [ __ ] government
360:27
i just created a [ __ ] criminal act in
360:30
front of you in some countries how
360:32
[ __ ] cool is that that's metal as
360:34
hell
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i mean it's sad but like i mean come on
360:40
that's cool as [ __ ]
360:43
[ __ ] you putin
360:47
let's cool us out
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i don't know it's kind of dope is that
360:50
just me it's kind of dope
360:53
my girlfriend is my favorite woman but
360:55
you are my favorite woman
360:59
why do i feel like your girlfriend is
361:00
like over your shoulder right now
361:04
that it's like your original message was
361:06
like you're my favorite woman and then
361:08
the girlfriend was like
361:10
but i'm your favorite you know what i
361:12
mean
361:16
i get that vibe from that don't know
361:18
what can i say
361:19
it's illegal in most countries
361:22
is it legal in most countries
361:26
that's funny bit full of yourself yes
361:29
definitely are you kidding me
361:31
what are you dude i spent like an hour
361:34
getting dressed
361:35
and i've spent six hours live streaming
361:37
and people are just complimenting me the
361:39
entire time what do you mean bit fully
361:41
yourself eh of course someone just told
361:42
me i'm banned in countries you kidding
361:45
me of course i am full of myself
361:50
being banned in a country because i look
361:52
that good that's that's a pretty [ __ ]
361:54
good flex in my opinion
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anyway
362:04
we're feeding your ego yeah it's true
362:07
now we should stop
362:14
it's been six hours you said you stopped
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i lied
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good night rose i lied
362:20
uh you get permits for those guns you're
362:22
carrying
362:24
uh go to bed talk to you tomorrow chat
362:26
see you in the next room wait you've
362:28
you've ended this before i have bob
362:30
speaking oh [ __ ] god damn it
362:33
[Music]
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rose you are so hot it's illegal d
362:42
thank you minox
362:45
[Music]
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i do give people weird vibes no worries
362:55
mate
362:56
all right
362:58
well boys uh [ __ ] it um
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most of you are on the opinion that i
363:02
should go to sleep and [ __ ] it i think
363:04
they should probably be off as well at
363:06
the same time
363:07
um
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well boys i've been streaming for six
363:11
hours that's like the longest stream
363:12
i've done uh i've successfully reset my
363:15
sleep schedule i had a fun stream this
363:16
was good i can't wait till i get reports
363:19
on it in the morning
363:21
i feel like that will be fun for sober
363:22
me to feel feel out
363:25
uh
363:26
post on the reddit
363:28
uh all the [ __ ] that i did today because
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i'm
363:31
we'll see
363:32
anyway
363:34
um all right boys
363:36
peace peace
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[Music]
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you're a smooch criminal
363:46
i think nail's pretty good uh
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all right boys