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what the hell it tells you now when
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someone's first chatted
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first-time chat from viewer hello
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there's so many of you what the heck
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there's so many different people that i
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have the first time
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14. this is so weird i didn't know this
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sup that's the first time you've spoken
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buddy this is my first time here i know
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it told me
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someone just said aids oh this is
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awesome
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this is my favorite feature
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[Music]
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i can see the first time someone says
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aids wow look at that so many people
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do you guys see that tour is it just me
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this is cool
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[Music]
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i may be hold of this
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is it just me
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it might just be me i don't know mod
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only feature oh [ __ ] yeah this is
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awesome
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anyway this is my first time i know it
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told me it is your latest
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that's cool
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anyway hey boys
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boys and boys and lads aides that wasn't
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your first time saying you're in and i'd
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say if it's your first time
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um
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i look weird as [ __ ] i like i'm like
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preparing
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for the i was like preparing for the
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stream i haven't done any makeup and i
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realized how [ __ ] weird i look i've
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got uh so we did a bit of a change i got
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my hair done i got my hair dead
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uh on babes sweetie
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okay i look weird as hell though watch
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hold on
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hello rose welcome back how was your
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vacation
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why do i look like
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this is the most in between genders i've
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ever looked i can't tell if i look good
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or bad or like a woman or a man but
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either way i don't look like anything i
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know
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i look like an ai generated person what
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the [ __ ] is wrong with my
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why do i look like that
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i'm just looking at me dude
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what do i
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i haven't streamed at
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all i look
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i don't know what it i look like um yeah
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dude i look either 15 or [ __ ] 35
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there's something up with my face bro
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you do something new to your hair yeah i
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put it behind me instead of in front of
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me
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so
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looks like [ __ ] not even a [ __ ] you
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don't even have the honor to say you
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look like a [ __ ] looks like [ __ ]
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do i look like [ __ ]
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look like i get
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15 months punk i look weird as hell look
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like an elf
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i look like some sort of thing
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i don't know what it is yet but i i look
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like a
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i look like a substance
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where's my thing going
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hi
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uh how are you
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you look different
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yeah no [ __ ] um here's what i've done
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so fun fact i don't remember since the
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last time you've seen me when was the
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last time you've seen me either way i've
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lost a good amount of weight uh no
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bandage bandage uh i've managed to turn
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down to just a plaster i'll explain that
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later though i lost a little bit of
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weight my hair's bright you can kind of
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see maybe my face looks a little bit
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different i don't know either way 10
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days i lost a good bit of weight cool
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shirts yeah i've got a [ __ ] ton of their
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stuff dude i ordered like this big box
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of stuff from cool shirts epic you look
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like rose just woke up lazily brushed
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hair and started trimming you have no
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idea how far that is from the truth
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i like i got up this morning built a bed
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in months
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not even like ikea built a bed i didn't
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assemble a bed i [ __ ] bought lumber
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bro i built a bed
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you just look like a lady after taking a
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shower but before all that claim
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i took a shower oh i cut oh my god what
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do i even start i've had a hectic like
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two days
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it's been [ __ ] insane eight months
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pog
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how much what the hell haven't
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how much have you been on the roaring
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machine for them lad i've been doing a
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row machine i've just been running and
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eating healthy for 14 months i literally
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just had half a subway sandwich and like
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packs of crisps so i i'm saying healthy
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but like i'm just sticking within it
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within a calorie goal i think or roughly
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i i had a thing anyway
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and all right last weight ib still have
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a booty that's the real question i never
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did it's always
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it's always been an illusion i've never
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had an ass oh [ __ ] thank you for the 5
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good subs someone else gifted five
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gifted subs someone else did five gifted
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tips and i forgot who it was but thank
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you and maybe someone else knows who it
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was but thank you holy [ __ ] should i put
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my hair in front of me so i don't like
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an alien
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it's a lung
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hey minox thanks for the six gifted subs
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i dislike that number
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goes right from alien to
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still looking real weird
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show pics of the bed you include in the
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progress ah okay hold on should i show
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you the [ __ ] bed i don't you guys are
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not hyped enough for the bed i built i
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built a bed why is no one hyping me up i
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built a bed
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hold on like i i built the [ __ ] bed
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look look
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at look at this [ __ ] hold on look at
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this [ __ ] thing i built bro
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that i built with my hands
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like 99 me my dad helped
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slightly um
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he did cut like some piece of wood for
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me i'll show you which ones to do look
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at this [ __ ] i built a bit in my room i
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built it look at that hammer and screws
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baby and there's it finished it's got
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oak and [ __ ] then
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hell yeah
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ignore the wall
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scuffed it up a little bit but i built a
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bed it's a small bed but it's a bed it's
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a structurally sound bed single bed
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indeed actually it's a small single bed
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you build a wrong no i didn't look at
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that
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poop the wall
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i [ __ ] it on the wall chad i'm sorry i
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brushed my
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thick
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juicy ass on the wall again
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anyway
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uh i bought a bed um
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and i have
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obtained an injury from building the bed
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i have not i couldn't show you a picture
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of the
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injury but i didn't actually i didn't do
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it i was feeling the bed
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i obtained an injury
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from i promise definitely not another
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knife one more month till baby
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oh
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hell yeah
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thank you thanks for the eight months of
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subs bro oh shall i tell you how i got
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my injury and what i did because it's
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real gross and real bad i'm gonna tell
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you so here's what i did um
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hammer and nails i was a hammer and a
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screw because i'm stupid look
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i'm look at this i've got my hammer
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and a screw
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because you know that's how you put
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screws in things
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with a hammer anyway
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so
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six months here's what i did i actually
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went uh i actually went with my life
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dude much love
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oh thanks for the six gifted subs man
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and thanks for the 15 gifted subs kane
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kane immortal i hope hopefully we'll
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have em infinite gifted infinite uh tier
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one subs if you're immortal really we'll
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test it lots of carpenter hammer and
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screws it's a thing i don't know enough
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anyway in my quest to turn this channel
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into like a part knife channel here's
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what i did i'm going to talk about
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knives for a second
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um
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and how safe they are and soft and
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cuddly they are so here's what i did ah
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thanks stuff i almost passed out today
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or yesterday i almost passed out
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yesterday from blood loss
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uh so here's what i did
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uh
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his this and this is where the sympathy
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i need sympathy subs and donors because
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this is actually not fun um but here's
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what i did i bought a kme knife
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sharpener and it's really good it's like
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a knife sharp and you stand on a desk
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and you put the knife in a clamp and you
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hold the base of it and you push a stone
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along it right
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so it's not that pushing the knife along
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as soon as pushing stone along the knife
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it's pretty good right and it stops
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itself so you never hit your hand on the
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knife which is very safe
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so what i did
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hold on if only a moya had sent you a
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dremel that's good at drilling pilot
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holes for screws dremel's a i have a
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drill anyway so
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i didn't know that though i didn't know
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they're good at drilling piles so what i
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did is i moved my hand away to get the
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next stone a higher grit stone the 1500
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grit stone for my beautiful kitchen
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knife that i was gonna make sharp
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and i got the stone and i turned back
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around
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and i realized there's now a knife in my
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thumb
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uh and i i have injured myself with a
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knife before
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uh and it was it it
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listen without driving a lot of you away
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the knife stopped
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in my thumb it hits something
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which hurt real bad
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uh so it went pretty deep uh but i was
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pretty quick and reacted and i just
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stuffed it in my
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stuffed it in my ass i stuffed it in my
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mouth
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um and then sorry i'll stop being gross
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anyway but i did put it in my mouth stop
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bleeding right upstairs got some tissue
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paper bam called my dad was like
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help me and then uh he came around and
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then he fixed it and i disinfected it
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with a little spray boy and then i put
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it in a thing and it healed really
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quickly uh it's getting better i only
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need a little plaster on it now which is
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quite nice
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don't play with knives
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or don't be don't be don't be not
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cautious around them
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no stitches no it probably doesn't need
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stitches it's fine it wasn't like a big
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enough wound like wide enough
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finn i need some boobs where can i buy
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them
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from me you're my boobs i'll sell them
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i'll sell a part of the boobs
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uh
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what about like uh you can get them from
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amazon but also i can charge you more
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but they use the higher quality i can
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guarantee their what's it called
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authenticity i can guarantee their
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functionality
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anyway if it was a bone on finger it
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wouldn't be deep enough for stitches
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yeah it was the back of my thumb too
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like imagine that it's here like right
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where that plaster is it covers all of
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it
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so that's it
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metal mesh gloves you mean i you mean i
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need i need chain mail
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[Music]
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uber unlocked tier 40
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should i get chain mail guys
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you've kind of just seen a middle part
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do you like the middle part or this
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better because i'm more into this
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what do you like more
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i don't know what you like more
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this is better in my opinion side parts
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far superior
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you need to be more careful with your
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beautiful hands
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they were they were you mean what used
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to be beautiful hands now that i've
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ruined them i find someone mixed up my
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thumb
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thanks oh [ __ ] dako it was deco wasn't
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it it was like oh the gifted subs before
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i remember the name it began with the d
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thanks no it wasn't that was the first
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time you've done that i think [ __ ] thank
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you for the 500 subs dude
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side part suits your face damn right
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thanks buddy although i'm gonna need to
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put it all back again for all
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what
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oh oh for it thank you i thought you
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said that okay
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chainmail
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finn i'm gonna try to do a dino soon but
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i am experiencing financial difficulties
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atm that's fine you do not need to
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friend
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unless you
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i totally didn't forget what's up last
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month
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this looks dreadful again
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[ __ ] what do i do what do i do
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there we go it's better anyway hello
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so um yeah now that the updates are done
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how are you
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um i got my hair done today i did like
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uh i put a lot in [ __ ] i can't i'm
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gonna be doing my makeup for a little
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bit but um yeah
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i have longer hair now so what i used to
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get was i think 18 inches and this is
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like 24.
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it's big and long
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so i've got really long hair now i don't
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know whether we i
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so out of theory is that since the other
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hair was so close to my actual hair
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length that it almost wasn't worth doing
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i'm gonna see what it looks like uh
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what's it called i was gonna i'm gonna
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see what it looks like the next couple
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days over the next like week or so when
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i'm like sharing and trying to style it
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myself instead of a professional doing
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it but i'm i'm thinking this might be
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pretty good it's going to be annoying
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dealing with much longer hair
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but it can't be that bad right it's just
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going to take an extra 20 minutes once
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all right and dry
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whoa [ __ ] thanks for the tier 2 panda
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line
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oh my god what's the longest sub on the
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channel i think there's been a 17 month
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right
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there hasn't been 18 though
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almost as long as mine the difference is
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mine is all natural
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mine's natural too it was just taken
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from someone that grew it naturally
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what the hell is happening
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is my thing not working because i can
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see chats here
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but my my actual chat stopped
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what the [ __ ]
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my actual chat just broke
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what the [ __ ] hold on
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how
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had that just happened
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my chat
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brokey
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what the [ __ ] that's so [ __ ] okay i
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can see you wait
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say
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um
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something
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in chat i want to know if it broke
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what the [ __ ] it's just for me though
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because i can i can see egg
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thanks chad i can see this
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but i i don't see it though i i can see
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the screen something okay so it's
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working
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streamlabs busted bro okay that's fine
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jesus
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anyway
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you want to hear something fun chat you
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want to hear them now
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you'll miss us you want to hear a little
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little sneaky announcement chat
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of something happening soon
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hell yeah
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good dude i love the enthusiasm
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so
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basically
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oh now [ __ ] chat caught up i think it
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started again
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shut up
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so my chat's fine again
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someone's coming up to birmingham soon
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someone is
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making an appearance
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soon on stream
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[ __ ]
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oh i bought a new knife by the way
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i finally own a paramilitary too look at
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that
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anyway um someone's coming up to
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birmingham soon i will say no more and
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it's
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probably no one you'd think actually i
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mean maybe someone some people have said
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it
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not kyle kyle is in america
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and he scares me he kyle scares the [ __ ]
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out of me
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uh rizza's always here reason wouldn't
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be a surprise but we'll see it's sneaky
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it's definitely not sneaky sneaky again
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american it's a brit
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dude i see so much so many people
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talking about sasha gray and i have no
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[ __ ] inclusive mystic and others have
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18 month subs if only you'd add a new
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sub icon for them dude there's not been
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a sub icon for like sin for six months
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that they've had
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i
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don't know
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18 months is the longest sub here
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i can't really give you any more clues
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because you'll know who it
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is they've been prominent on my streams
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before
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have you seen secret labs new minecraft
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gamer chair oh don't do this to me
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you're gonna distract me
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did they make one
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chat
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listen i know not only your minecraft
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dudes
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[Music]
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can i give you a story
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did you guys see twitter
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did you guys see twitter 15 months
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yesterday years to another 15.
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did you guys see twitter yesterday
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oh my
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[ __ ]
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god
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the cat hold on i need my hair for this
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oh my [ __ ] god
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i don't think i've seen
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anything on twitter quite as
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dark humor entertaining as this
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ever literally ever
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i'm getting some of you know um okay
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so listen i know you guys not all of you
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are minecraft dream boys
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um
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wait there was something that happened
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reese
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there's something that happened recently
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um
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hey chat sorry to disappoint you but
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rose hid me off screen
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did you get some nice packages in the
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mail
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i've gotten a ton
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i'm trying to find this [ __ ]
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um okay
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so
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someone got added to the dream smp
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recently chat someone got into the dream
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smp um october 24th
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on october 24th someone got added to the
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dream s p they went from getting sort of
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20 likes or so to getting you know 60
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thousand
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this guy this guy got into the dream smb
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wow dude this guy won the lottery right
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you know i think that if someone was
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gonna pick
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what to join or if they were gonna win
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the lottery a million dollars or join
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the dream s p i think smart people would
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join the dream smp
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right like this is what you do
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he got in the dream smp man
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[Music]
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nice guy right he's a nice looking guy
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what a it's congratulations
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one day
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not even
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24 hour i think it was 17 hours
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that tweet got deleted
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why
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you may ask
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the numerous
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grooming accusations
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within a day
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straight up
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he got added to the this guy had in the
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palm of his hands a winning lottery
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ticket
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[Music]
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but he groomed the 13 year old twice
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he dated one of them
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holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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this happened over twitter
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50 000 likes a [ __ ] tweet
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how do you [ __ ] up
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how do you
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how oh my god why are you online if you
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did that even why dude
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this saddest part about it
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he got away with that [ __ ] for like five
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years right he was like 20.
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he got away with it for five years he
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joined the dream s p it immediately
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comes out his life's [ __ ]
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it's the most like sad
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is it sad i don't know it's just the
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it's the most something that i've ever
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seen on twitter
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i've never even heard of this [ __ ]
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happening
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like oh my god it's like dude there's
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not it is dude i don't think people
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understand if you're on the dream s p
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you become a millionaire like 90 of the
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time it's insane and he fumbled because
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he [ __ ] he's a shitty awful person
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oh
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and it
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sucks so bad but holy [ __ ] he admitted
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to it too it's not even like accusations
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he admitted to it he did it
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why are you laughing because it's so
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[ __ ] what else am i gonna do
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it's so bad do you think he'll put an
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apology video i hope not i hope he
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leaves i hope he leaves the [ __ ]
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internet
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ah
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dude
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well he got what he deserves
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to be kicked out of the dream smp i i
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mean listen
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he [ __ ] it he oh dude
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so much worse this should happen he
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[ __ ] admitted to it yeah oh my god
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what happened oh my god
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sorry yeah that happened that was so
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[ __ ]
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what a [ __ ] that vlad right
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anyway
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ah that that's that was uh uh
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it's like it's it's
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it's something i don't know how i feel
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about it it's so like oh my god dude
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look at his wiki page
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look at oh my god look at his [ __ ]
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wiki page
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look at this hold on
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so the dream uh the dream uh thing the
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dream
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the dream smp has a wiki
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read the first line of this
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hold on
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i don't care what i have to do where i
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have to go or how much i need to pay i
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want to get one kiss from my manly man
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finn i will after i smile stop talking
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about this dude read the f by the way
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look at this hold on his first like
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thing
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his first line
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dmitry is also known as chikinshi a
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youtuber streamer who was friend of
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dream he joined room smp october 23rd
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2021 demetrius was removed days after
23:10
october 25th for grooming underage fans
23:14
ah
23:16
oh my god
23:18
it's so [ __ ] bad
23:20
he was the second fastest band out of
23:22
all the dream smp members with jay
23:24
schlatt having the fastest time jay
23:26
schlatt beat the dude
23:29
beat the dude for fastest band
23:36
dude
23:36
it's so incredibly [ __ ] up it's such a
23:39
yikes man
23:45
for being an inspiration love you
23:47
streams
23:48
he's in the jail smp now
23:55
oh my god
23:57
that's insane
23:59
that's i mean
24:01
interesting anyway
24:04
i never caught a stream before i'm
24:05
really excited to be here on time yeah
24:07
sorry about that prison emcee he should
24:09
be playing dude he should go play some
24:10
prison service
24:12
oh my god
24:14
here's to never having groomed anybody
24:16
rose here's to 99.9 of the population
24:20
nice
24:24
i hope it's i hope it's [ __ ] higher
24:27
dude it's just the minecraft community
24:29
has such a bad rep for sure like that i
24:33
don't know how
24:34
imagine liking minecraft when fanboys
24:36
exist
24:38
i know
24:39
it's it sucks that i'm technically in
24:40
the minecraft community
24:42
and like oh
24:45
it sucks there's another one every time
24:48
unproblematic queen yeah
24:52
here's to literally not being a criminal
24:54
nice guys we gotta try real hard we
24:57
gotta try really hard not to do that
24:59
holy [ __ ]
25:01
oh god anyway
25:04
that was uh that was such marisa showed
25:07
me all this [ __ ]
25:08
and holy [ __ ]
25:11
nuts
25:12
hey rose hey good to see you speaking of
25:16
minecraft how did your dad react when
25:18
you told him that you are f1nn's main
25:20
job
25:23
i have not told anyone that this is my
25:25
main job uh
25:27
dressing up as a woman is my main source
25:29
of revenue uh i've kept that squarely to
25:32
myself and choosing crime
25:38
can we even joke about it
25:40
we have to right we're allowed to
25:45
it oh my god
25:49
oh you're coming in discord oh [ __ ] i
25:50
forgot about this god one sec we're
25:52
allowed to right
25:53
it's a [ __ ] thing that he did
25:58
oh my god
26:00
i don't know i'll post in discord that
26:01
will have
26:04
okay there we go holy [ __ ]
26:08
how could you not when are you gonna
26:09
yeah anyway
26:12
is it true you're making a fanboy mc
26:14
server no that is the most niche thing
26:16
i've ever heard of the victims aren't
26:18
laughing oh god i know it's but you know
26:22
uh
26:23
yeah i'm all i'm laughing directly at
26:26
him that he [ __ ]
26:28
oh
26:30
i feel like if you you can make fun of a
26:32
criminal getting to yourself and around
26:34
3 000 viewers on the internet
26:36
d
26:38
maybe
26:41
i didn't quite realize that that was
26:43
going to be the i didn't quite realize
26:45
in my mathematics that was going to be
26:47
the outcome
26:49
because that's not what it feels like it
26:50
feels like minecraft's like
26:52
the job one right
26:55
four months spoken but it turns out not
26:57
to be
26:59
oh my god the hair lady by the way when
27:01
i was getting the hair done i was
27:02
talking about like how i went to my bear
27:04
and everything and marisa got her like
27:06
consultation done i was talking about
27:08
all that
27:10
and um
27:11
i was she said like oh you should you
27:13
could go over there get them get a get
27:15
some work done get like this all these
27:17
she was i don't know i don't know what
27:18
she get what she said
27:20
and i was like ah no i don't think
27:21
there's any reality i'm getting anything
27:23
done maybe a nose job though and she was
27:25
like oh my god no if you got a nose job
27:27
you'd look like a woman i was like oh
27:30
good job i don't then good good job
27:34
good job is not part of my [ __ ]
27:36
career
27:38
i wouldn't want to look like a woman or
27:40
anything that would be pretty
27:43
you're pretty [ __ ] uh
27:45
pretty [ __ ] weird i think i don't
27:48
know about that seems a little sus
27:54
dude stressing like hey
27:56
you got me into knifes i bought the
27:59
saville momentum and i love it i can get
28:01
one foundations
28:03
also i am two months into hrt mtf but i
28:07
swear that has nothing to do with you i
28:09
just love your content
28:12
no the only joke i was gonna make was i
28:14
hope i'm part of the reason 15 months
28:16
why the stereotypical like
28:19
the
28:20
the trans girl in front of like the
28:21
mirror with a gun
28:23
you know that one the like m4 pictures
28:26
i feel like everyone
28:27
i've done it i'm not trans but i've
28:30
that's a that's a weird correlation that
28:31
i didn't make but anyway uh i've done
28:33
that like photo and stuff with guns and
28:35
[ __ ]
28:36
and it's just a very stereotypical thing
28:38
e-girl with a gun
28:40
i hope to change that into e-girl with
28:43
knives
28:45
i'm not looking at chat i set out my
28:47
peripheral view
28:49
i see it at my peripheral review dude
28:52
[ __ ] my pr
28:54
real vision
28:56
god damn it
29:00
but like you know the thing i mean i i i
29:02
i mean oh [ __ ] you
29:04
i mean change it into
29:06
the medieval times knives
29:09
your dream is becoming true what is the
29:11
incentive for the nose job
29:14
uh i think it's just the only like one
29:17
bit of my face that's like
29:20
i don't like it it doesn't look good in
29:21
profile
29:22
every time i take it like i don't know
29:24
it's just something that you notice
29:25
right it's just my just my one thing
29:29
i mean
29:31
[Music]
29:34
hey rose is the simp mountain still
29:37
there there's channel points riding on
29:40
this it's not it's actually not it's
29:42
cleaned uh i can prove it but
29:44
everything's in the way of it look it's
29:46
just a chair with laundry on it now
29:48
pogba's it's it's actually it is just a
29:50
chair with some random clothes on it
29:52
that i haven't done but sit man thing
29:53
done
29:57
i made my uh my like terrible awful
30:00
closet that was messy as heck i made it
30:02
into like yeah i made it nice i added
30:04
like
30:05
me and my dad went out to buy some ikea
30:07
drawers and i paid my sister to assemble
30:09
them for me because i didn't want to do
30:10
it
30:11
um
30:14
i was busy see that's what we call um
30:17
a work-life balance chat
30:20
is working and paying other people to do
30:21
the life bit
30:23
that's what we call
30:24
a healthy
30:25
healthy family relationship connect
30:28
500k subscribers thank you
30:32
on my main job
30:36
i promise promise minecraft is my main
30:39
job
30:41
i got a question
30:43
actually no that's inappropriate
30:48
i was gonna make another joke about the
30:49
dream smp
30:51
but i won't
30:52
because that's mean
30:53
[Music]
30:57
evidently you have never seen pictures
30:59
of michael jackson in his later years
31:02
actually i haven't holy [ __ ]
31:04
didn't in my head michael jackson died
31:06
at like 30. how old was he
31:11
cuz like i feel like the last the oldest
31:13
photo i've ever seen of michael jackson
31:15
he looks like 30 in my brain
31:17
50
31:18
ah i feel like he might have uh he could
31:20
have passed for 50. he could have passed
31:22
for 30 even
31:25
why what's the what's the well i
31:27
honestly don't even remember what i said
31:29
to make that relevant
31:32
the thing i love about being
31:35
uh an idiot
31:37
is forgetting completely something i
31:39
said ten seconds ago ten seconds flat
31:41
nose job ow
31:43
yeah okay he went like
31:44
really tiny nose job right
31:47
i'll tell you why your nose looks off
31:50
it is the only manly thing left in your
31:52
face
31:53
thank you
31:54
i still would smash though wanna grab
31:56
the switch or actually you can sub i'll
31:59
dom
32:03
i michael was replacing i thought
32:04
swimming alien at 30.
32:10
good to know
32:12
evidence no
32:13
i i think i like to think it though do
32:16
you have any conspiracy theories like
32:17
that
32:18
do you have any conspiracy theories like
32:20
that that you kind of believe rip
32:21
technoblade
32:24
no
32:26
don't do that to me i would have known
32:28
about it if anything like that happened
32:29
bro we can't make jokes about that
32:32
anyway
32:34
um
32:36
hillary died i think holy [ __ ] that's
32:38
off to a strong start too strong of a
32:40
start all right boys i shouldn't have
32:42
asked about conspiracies
32:47
jesus [ __ ]
32:50
do you have a strand of hair standing up
32:51
you mean over here it likes to do that
32:53
he's called brian
32:58
oh my difference trust me but my heart's
33:00
not
33:01
dude
33:03
mine two one two
33:08
uh we're all inside the matrix right now
33:10
oh i believe that actually if
33:12
okay if someone asked me like what's the
33:14
one conspiracy theory you believe
33:16
dude
33:17
i'm thinking there's like a it's a to me
33:19
it's a 50 50 shot that this is all a
33:21
simulation you never had days
33:24
you never had days where you're like
33:26
doing something and
33:28
just [ __ ] seems like it's not real
33:31
that's probably a mental thing it's
33:34
probably an illness
33:35
nah i'm fine uh i think that basically i
33:38
think they're basically
33:40
have you never had those times that's
33:41
like
33:43
thing things are set up maybe or like
33:46
not said [ __ ] i sound insane i am like
33:48
things seem like 11 months girls less
33:51
than three
33:52
things seem like they could be a plot
33:54
point sometimes you know what i mean
33:57
like i don't know what like you know
33:58
like like let's say when you have a bad
34:00
day and it's just continually when you
34:02
have one bad thing in a day 13 months
34:08
and it kind of feels like it's the thing
34:10
it's a simulation right a little bit
34:12
like someone just programmed in like
34:14
this dude's gonna have a shitty day boom
34:16
and then his clothes get stuck on the
34:17
[ __ ] doorknob as he walks through the
34:18
door and you know
34:20
like ah some [ __ ] like that like too
34:22
many hairs come out in your brush that
34:24
morning or like you drop your phone
34:26
and it doesn't break but it just about
34:28
remembers it just about makes your heart
34:30
drop why aren't you doing trinity
34:32
cosplay
34:35
i've got the stuff for it i do people do
34:38
send like latex and [ __ ] that's not a
34:40
bad idea
34:41
anyway
34:42
oh have you ever been in okay people
34:44
that are into vr will know this [ __ ]
34:46
maybe it was just me but when i got
34:48
really into vr like i was playing it a
34:49
lot
34:51
i started to get this weird feeling that
34:53
wasn't quite disassociation or anything
34:56
it just
34:57
it felt weird it's kind of really hard
34:59
to explain like i remember being on my
35:01
phone on the toilet and moving my thumbs
35:03
around stuff and being like
35:05
those are not my thumbs that's the [ __ ]
35:07
you know like
35:08
like these look really weird
35:10
like um
35:12
it's almost like i can't describe it
35:14
someone might get what i mean like kind
35:15
of like you're in a video game it kind
35:17
of translates
35:18
because vr's just a little bit off from
35:21
reality yes not quite trinity cosplay
35:25
phantom limb syndrome maybe phantom
35:27
feelings called it ah
35:29
dissociation
35:31
it might just be disassociation
35:34
but like
35:35
it wasn't bad
35:37
because i associate like disassociation
35:39
as being like a really bad thing but
35:41
this was just like i was i actively was
35:42
like wow that's weird you know like it
35:46
wasn't like i was [ __ ]
35:48
you know i don't know schizophrenia oh
35:49
that's what it's called
35:52
i'll just go around from now on telling
35:54
everyone that hello again i've had to
35:56
abandon the lucid dreaming
35:58
you just end up pegging me in the end
36:06
[Music]
36:09
so when does the sexy secretary stream
36:12
happen
36:12
the plot point of like this guy tried to
36:15
lose a dream for so long and he just
36:17
can't keep getting past this one stage
36:19
where i peg him
36:21
and he just has to stop it's pretty
36:23
based
36:24
working in game dev there is no way this
36:27
is a simulation there aren't enough bugs
36:30
except in australia
36:34
well done
36:35
well done
36:36
also there are a ton of bugs what do you
36:38
mean isn't it like when you start
36:39
thinking about like bugs and [ __ ]
36:41
there's tons right
36:44
like there's tons maybe i'm just stupid
36:47
and i don't understand anything but like
36:49
you know those atoms
36:51
right you know those atoms and that's
36:54
like
36:55
the thing
36:56
right like atoms are just the the thing
36:58
that everything is
37:00
high but like good to see you on here
37:02
missed you but like they're not obvious
37:04
they're not next to each other
37:08
so what is the stuff that's in between
37:10
what is that
37:13
[ __ ] air it's not air it would be
37:15
atoms what is it what the [ __ ] is that
37:18
anyway thanks for the 10 gifted subs or
37:20
like
37:21
[ __ ] magnets how do they work it's a
37:23
bug
37:24
someone made a metal and it just [ __ ]
37:26
didn't like each other so it's like
37:27
glitches out when it's near each other
37:30
[Music]
37:37
or like uh what's it called
37:39
you ever like
37:44
like give us [ __ ] stand up too fast
37:46
or some [ __ ] or you wake up and you
37:48
immediately get up and you get like a
37:49
weird
37:50
your eyes go funny like staticky
37:54
it's a [ __ ] visual bug dude that's a
37:56
visual glitch that's the game failing to
37:58
render dude
38:02
people aren't ready for my ideas
38:08
i swear if i was just a little bit
38:10
smarter i'd be a philosopher thank you
38:12
for the seven gifted subs
38:14
actually rj
38:16
i'm very right about this that's a head
38:18
rush it's a glitch
38:20
you ever seen [ __ ] uh what's it uh
38:24
who's the guy
38:26
when does the sexy secretary stream
38:29
happen soon
38:31
soon i don't know i've got the pencil
38:32
skirt i'd like specifically i have the
38:35
pencil skirt now i unboxed it recently
38:37
so like anytime i want basically you can
38:40
do it soon i'm free not enough bugs we
38:43
have logic leaks all over the place we
38:46
can't get a portion of the population to
38:48
believe the earth is round true
38:51
they're ram they don't have enough
38:52
rounds dedicated to them they can't
38:54
store that much information thanks
38:55
pelvics
39:01
oh
39:03
how many stitches oh i didn't get any i
39:05
don't know what you're on about but i'm
39:06
gonna guess you mean my injury i didn't
39:08
get no stitches
39:10
the only bug i see is you not being my
39:12
gf that's a glitch in the matrix bro
39:15
that's it oh or like that thing bro you
39:18
know what's [ __ ] weird sometimes
39:20
this is
39:22
okay this might not be super relatable
39:24
uh because i'm you know kind of famous
39:26
and cool and everything and like
39:28
you know just
39:30
i don't know if you knew
39:31
but i'm uh
39:32
pretty epic
39:34
so this is not going to be relatable to
39:36
you normal people
39:38
when you get a chance could you relink
39:40
your discord twitch integration please
39:43
it has been broken since the leak when
39:44
twitch reset everyone's stream key yeah
39:48
okay i can do that i keep forgetting tab
39:50
will remind me i'm sure but basically
39:52
sometimes people will mention people
39:54
like they'll talk about just people in
39:55
general conversation and then i don't
39:57
know who they are so i look them up but
39:59
then they like follow me on twitter or
40:01
some [ __ ] and it's terrifying like i
40:04
don't i think it's because me and peach
40:05
showers follow each other but there's a
40:07
lot of uh there's a lot of there's a lot
40:10
of women doing doing porn that follow me
40:13
and it's always new to me when i
40:15
discover them
40:17
not that i'm looking for that on twitter
40:19
but
40:20
sometimes
40:24
accounts retweet things and i and i
40:27
maybe maybe i click on the accounts to
40:29
see where it came from
40:31
because i'm curious
40:33
and then they follow me i don't know who
40:34
these people are
40:38
but it's cool
40:40
on twitter very important qualify i mean
40:41
it is always on twitter
40:43
um
40:44
i
40:45
solely get my
40:46
get my pornography from twitter
40:51
i follow many furry art commission
40:53
accounts
40:55
and that's where i get it all
40:56
but no like uh what's it called it
40:58
happened recently where like there was a
40:59
big thread
41:01
or something and now there's a big
41:02
thread
41:03
and someone mentioned this person called
41:04
like ella hollywood or something ella
41:06
hollywood i think it is some of you may
41:08
know her him i don't know they tagged
41:10
his fanboy on twitter uh i don't know
41:12
what they identify as like
41:14
exactly and they follow me on twitter
41:16
and it's like what do i do do i follow
41:18
them back it's like a respect thing
41:21
huh okay do i follow her back what do i
41:24
do
41:25
huh thank you
41:27
i got it they do not have their i
41:28
remember them not having their pronouns
41:30
in their bio um but non-binary
41:34
i will stick with they
41:36
until i have confirmed it but do i
41:38
follow them back
41:39
what do i do
41:41
i don't know
41:44
there's many times that this happens
41:46
that like oh like for example like james
41:48
charles follows me what do i do with
41:50
what do i do with that information
41:52
like do is it a little bit problematic
41:54
what do i do
41:55
i don't know how to feel about that you
41:56
know
41:57
like i feel like if i like okay if i
42:00
learned alex jones follows me or some
42:02
[ __ ] like that i'd have a moment of like
42:04
i have this same moment of like oh cool
42:06
oh what you know every time
42:09
i know what i do with this information
42:11
now
42:12
get better at makeup no i'm not even
42:14
looking
42:17
what if i could physically do that do my
42:19
makeup without looking
42:21
also i try and get better with makeup i
42:22
had to give like a i've been giving tips
42:24
to people in makeup recently
42:26
and like holy [ __ ] it's like everything
42:29
if you my first pictures i recently had
42:32
the absolute dish this pleasure
42:34
of finding a picture of me before i knew
42:37
what i was doing
42:38
like before i knew what i was doing with
42:40
makeup and it's
42:41
awful it's so bad like the worst thing
42:45
you've seen and i refuse to show it you
42:47
until like i've quit doing this
42:49
like
42:50
when i quit youtube that'll be the image
42:52
i uploaded out on as like a before and
42:54
after because it's
42:57
awful
42:59
when i was first learning how to do this
43:02
oh my god
43:06
occasionally i'll like i'll think that i
43:08
found the the furthest back picture and
43:10
then i find one even further back and
43:13
it's even worse
43:15
and i don't think the picture i found
43:16
recently was even the first time
43:19
it definitely wasn't like but like what
43:22
the [ __ ]
43:27
not fun not good you can tell which ones
43:29
are good and which ones are bad by if i
43:31
can tell that it was or wasn't me who
43:33
did it if it was a friend that did the
43:34
makeup it's probably good enough
43:37
if it was me like years ago holy [ __ ] it
43:40
was bad
43:44
but like it just goes to show you
43:47
you can really look dude if you ever see
43:49
me like that you'll you'll get behind my
43:51
statements of like
43:53
it's 100 just about
43:56
in my okay for me
43:58
it was just about makeup like that it
43:59
was it changed you so much i look like
44:02
two different people now
44:04
you realize how much better you've got
44:05
until you see your picks you don't
44:06
realize how much better you yeah
44:08
100 like uh let me see
44:14
if i compared it hold on
44:16
can i go back did you check out the
44:18
minecraft gamer chair yet
44:20
no no i didn't but i'm also doing this i
44:23
will i will check it out i promise just
44:25
remind me again
44:26
preferably with a donation later um i
44:29
will do this
44:30
i will do it i'm just doing this first
44:33
on a speedrun a little bit
44:36
oh [ __ ] thanks for the six month sub
44:39
weiner gamer thanks buddy thanks for the
44:42
six months themselves
44:44
[ __ ] good name
44:48
i goofed ah it's not that bad
44:53
it's not
44:54
that bad
44:56
i may just look like a bit of a rudolph
44:58
for a minute though i wasn't thinking i
45:00
wasn't thinking about what i'm doing
45:02
if you heard of natalie mars
45:04
no
45:07
wait
45:10
the author no am i stupid
45:15
i don't know
45:16
that sounds like a book thing that
45:18
sounds like a book person
45:20
yes
45:25
i'm glad someone's nice to me
45:28
am i stupid yes thanks chad
45:31
so supportive and nice
45:33
natalie mar's an actress oh ho she in
45:36
event dude if it's some [ __ ] like
45:38
she was in avengers and i just wanted to
45:40
give you an update about my cousin's
45:41
newborn girl ella rose
45:43
she is finally out of the hospital and
45:45
doing great the doctor said it was a
45:48
miracle she got better so fast
45:50
also it's my birthday today i'm 28.
45:54
holy [ __ ] you've had a good week oh my
45:57
god congratulations pog champ
46:00
that's great news holy [ __ ] i was
46:02
invested in this i was invested in this
46:04
story arc of how of how uh
46:06
of how they were
46:09
hell yeah the kid's good let's go lrose
46:13
we're all invested
46:15
the whole community
46:17
wish you happy birthday happy birthday
46:19
man
46:20
i'm just afraid you've had a good week
46:22
happy 28th
46:23
what has been the weirdest or funniest
46:25
donno that you can remember
46:27
oh my god i know i know the one it was i
46:29
think someone i think it was during a
46:31
cooking stream and someone had maybe the
46:33
best roast of me ever
46:36
i forgot completely what it was it was
46:38
something saying like i forgot what it
46:41
was maybe like you looked about as good
46:42
as your cooking skills or some [ __ ] like
46:44
that it was way better than that and i
46:46
don't remember what it was but it's it's
46:48
like so good that it was on a clip
46:49
somewhere it's so [ __ ] good
46:52
you got to roast on stream no someone
46:54
roasted me on a cooking stream
46:59
it's funny how that works
47:01
it i can't remember it i guess i can't
47:03
remember the [ __ ]
47:05
i think the most recent really funny one
47:07
is a dude that's been lucid dreaming of
47:09
me trying to get in my underwear i guess
47:12
and i keep [ __ ] him in the ass so he
47:15
doesn't do it anymore
47:17
he's lucid dreaming
47:19
but then i keep taking control over the
47:21
[ __ ] dream and then pegging this poor
47:24
guy and he's like oh god i gotta stop
47:26
doing this it's not working
47:28
that's the funniest thing anyone's said
47:31
about it it's just the funniest thing
47:34
it's so far top tier
47:43
it's poetic honestly
47:51
i have the opposite dreams ah good to
47:53
know
48:05
it's a lucid dream too
48:06
i mean that's that's a special kind of
48:09
uh how do you [ __ ] this up because you
48:11
control everything in the dream
48:14
i guess we figured it out roses are top
48:18
finally
48:23
i had a dream that you're in my gym and
48:24
i just walked past and said hi nothing
48:26
else
48:27
that was you what the [ __ ]
48:30
i remember thinking that guy was
48:33
so [ __ ] cool and i had such a good
48:35
haircut
48:36
and like
48:38
damn
48:39
[Music]
48:43
that shirt i need it where how cool she
48:46
give me literally the website's called
48:48
cool shirts uh
48:50
max mofo promotes it a lot i don't know
48:52
what steak he has in it or if he does it
48:54
all but they make some really good stuff
48:56
and i really like him
49:07
i'm gonna goof this eyebrow because i
49:09
haven't done my makeup in a week
49:11
[ __ ]
49:12
and it's with my left hand
49:15
oh you can even tell how [ __ ] it is on
49:17
stream [ __ ]
49:21
sometimes when i [ __ ] up makeup i look
49:23
at it in in the camera and i'm like ah
49:25
it's not that bad it's fine though no
49:27
one will even notice and then sometimes
49:28
you you totally can
49:30
it's like oh [ __ ]
49:33
the lucid dream is funny cause everyone
49:35
knows rose is a bottom
49:37
god damn it
49:40
i wouldn't say i'm bottom
49:45
most of the time
49:48
my niece's middle name is rose as well
49:51
named after my grandmother on my dad's
49:53
side sorry but she's much cuter than you
49:56
she'll be five next month and as she's a
49:59
princess
50:04
well listen
50:07
we're in two different leagues you know
50:09
we're in two different leagues she's
50:11
five i'm i've got a whole like 16 years
50:13
on this [ __ ] this little [ __ ]
50:15
ass
50:16
this little [ __ ] five-year-old
50:19
getting more people on their side than
50:20
mine
50:21
that's that's that's that's bs anyway
50:24
look what i got ow [ __ ]
50:28
nice i
50:30
just injured myself for one of these but
50:31
not this one look at this [ __ ]
50:33
being a top is only a dream
50:37
look at this dude
50:38
it's a nice looking boy as well all
50:41
black now that rose has pka by the balls
50:44
cold ones podcast when
50:47
oh
50:49
you have to dude i mean i'm not i'm not
50:51
popular enough to be on cold ones
50:53
pka is one thing
50:55
pka is one thing but for cold ones you
50:58
need to be
50:59
either uh much funnier than i am or much
51:02
more popular than i am and i am neither
51:04
of those things obviously
51:05
um i really like that i really like
51:07
their podcast they're really really
51:08
funny maybe maybe one day if i get
51:11
cooler
51:15
chuckle sandwich when
51:18
which one is that is that [ __ ] is that
51:20
uh schlatz one and slimes and
51:23
ted's one is that one great answer you
51:26
had me rolling la la la la
51:31
katana
51:32
is that the spider co paramilitary too
51:34
it is i got a ton of stuff i have the
51:36
spidey chef i have the grimsmo nose man
51:40
sure you have some reflects on knight
51:42
you must react to the animations of you
51:44
they are so good
51:46
there's animations
51:48
holy [ __ ] there's animation
51:50
there's animations you kidding
51:54
finn on joe rogan oh i can't wait dude
51:56
joe hit me up let's take dmt together
51:59
bro
52:00
let's take some [ __ ] dmt together
52:02
let's see some elves dude in like
52:04
another realm let's do it i'm down
52:07
joe where you at all right what should
52:08
we do by the way
52:10
i've got a i got some freckles to do and
52:11
then i'm i'm kind of done
52:13
what do i do what do i what what maybe
52:16
lip what maybe lip do i do well maybe um
52:20
lip do i do
52:21
who knows
52:24
maybe no lip maybe a good bit of no lip
52:27
action
52:30
teeth only no lips
52:36
what's a person without lips look like
52:47
anyway
52:52
someone just said a white one
52:56
am i allowed to say slurs
52:58
if they're against white people
53:01
is it a slur i don't even know what it
53:03
qualifies as
53:04
two months pog i don't wanna
53:06
i wanna test twitch's rules
53:10
something that you eat with cheese
53:13
that's what it's for that's what they
53:14
said
53:19
i will not be offensive to this
53:20
oppressed minority of white people i
53:22
won't do it
53:25
i don't care what they say i'm gonna i'm
53:27
gonna take a stand
53:28
i'm gonna take a stand
53:30
for all the oppressed poor white guys
53:32
between all your channels you have one
53:34
minute but it's 135
53:36
000 subscribers
53:41
hell yeah million subscribers baby
53:43
[Music]
53:45
i'm sure that there's not
53:47
two people will be down to dude amt but
53:50
only if kyle is my guide
53:53
joe rogan is that you dude i mean
53:59
i don't think i'd ever do
54:00
[Music]
54:03
like hard drugs ever like that
54:07
and dmt is a bit of a hard one that
54:10
sounds [ __ ] terrifying
54:13
i don't want to do anything that could
54:14
give me a goddamn seizure
54:17
oh see elves
54:20
i don't know
54:24
can't support
54:26
this sort of drug use chat
54:34
unless you're taking testosterone to get
54:36
[ __ ] jacked go to animations on
54:39
youtube you look really good in them
54:41
oh let's see
54:43
let's see
54:45
let's see
54:48
okay
54:51
go to animations
54:56
let me coast animations fenster
55:00
oh [ __ ] oh wow that's a few hold on
55:03
there's like a lot
55:06
what the hell okay this is kind of neat
55:10
let's see remember when you said that
55:12
you wouldn't date ryan reynolds but then
55:14
fps russia came in the picture and you
55:17
flipped so hard
55:18
i okay i sure i was masculine i am not
55:21
as masculine now i've adopted slightly
55:24
more feminine hobbies and activities
55:25
that i do on a day to day
55:28
[ __ ]
55:30
what the [ __ ] this is quite good
55:33
oh my god there's a few hold on okay
55:36
so here's the outfit
55:38
not bad eh you got the everything so the
55:40
people that said skirt i feel like you
55:42
made a pretty good decision because now
55:43
i can show you this is good
55:46
this is quite good
55:48
i'm not i'm not being a [ __ ] today
55:50
do you want to see my tits though
55:57
that's my favorite one
55:58
that's my favorite one
56:01
guess what i'm a straight guy
56:04
i'm a straight man
56:05
is that so hard to wrap your
56:10
brain around
56:11
never mind guess what's my favorite one
56:14
but i'm a straight guy
56:17
i'm a straight man
56:19
is that so hard to to wrap your brain
56:22
around
56:23
oh that's that's so [ __ ] perfect
56:25
that's so good okay well done
56:27
coda animation kota animations on
56:29
youtube that's that's that's pretty
56:32
pretty pog champ
56:34
that's pretty good i like that
56:36
nice
56:38
[Music]
56:40
holy [ __ ]
56:42
really fast forward to the bit where you
56:44
explain why the stream started two hours
56:46
late when you think of it like i do it's
56:49
actually quite early
56:51
i was supposed to stream tomorrow at 8pm
56:54
this is a very early stream for me
56:57
i was like 22 hours early
57:00
and you guys are complaining
57:03
what the hell dude i was early
57:05
10 p.m early for for an 8 p.m stream
57:26
you guys are mean
57:27
i'm
57:28
always on time and all early to my
57:31
streams he was being rude
57:33
okay
57:35
hold on
57:37
as soon as i take these off i know for a
57:39
fact you're going to demand them back on
57:40
again
57:42
speed round
57:43
insta new lock box
57:46
box
57:47
when did you get the extensions put in
57:50
are you following all the rules you
57:52
agreed to yes okay extend all right
57:55
let's see speed round insta [ __ ]
57:57
working on it i can post them but i
57:59
haven't yet
58:00
uh
58:01
new lock box it's downstairs i
58:03
physically cannot lift it up i tried
58:06
though i mean i could try again
58:10
but if i come back if i'm back within 10
58:12
seconds it means i'm i can't do it it's
58:15
so [ __ ] heavy
58:17
like way heavier than i thought it was
58:18
gonna be it's light it was lighter than
58:20
i thought it's so [ __ ] it's a
58:22
two-person thing that's what estrogen
58:24
does to you now that's what shut up
58:26
shut up uh
58:28
key for all box
58:29
uh i think i'm just gonna [ __ ] break
58:31
it
58:33
are you following all about rules of to
58:35
yes ah let's try to hit the 21 000
58:38
you did it what do you mean try you just
58:41
did it
58:42
did it happen literally before it
58:43
started reading out anyway hi thank you
58:47
[Music]
58:49
how do i look chat
58:51
maybe ask a man for help
59:00
i don't know how rude and
59:03
awful and and and and and rude that was
59:06
i'm gonna go try and lift the box [ __ ]
59:08
you i'm gonna go get it
59:10
i'm gonna be able to lift this thing all
59:12
my own buddy all on my own easy
59:16
you [ __ ] watch me
59:20
with extensions with we get the long
59:22
hair over boobs effect
59:24
when
59:43
holy [ __ ]
60:00
[ __ ] yeah boys let's go
60:03
oh holy [ __ ]
60:05
how much does that weigh
60:07
oh my god that hurt
60:10
ah
60:12
dude in my poor [ __ ] hand from that
60:18
that shit's solid wood bro ow
60:25
so here's the box
60:27
i lifted it up my [ __ ] staircase with
60:30
one hand
60:34
i want to see how much this weighs
60:36
i have a scale
60:38
i have a scale here hold on
60:41
let me just see how much i just lifted
60:43
with one hand
60:44
i'm gonna put this [ __ ] on the scale
60:47
16 months i love you rose less than
60:49
three
60:53
you should we stuck [ __ ] 30
60:56
kg dude
61:00
oh my god
61:03
she weighs 30 kg strong woman
61:06
and it's unwieldy
61:09
impressive yeah it's quite a bit right
61:11
it's only 30. [ __ ] you [ __ ] you when
61:13
you're little [ __ ] you in your little
61:14
tiny little little pee hole but you it's
61:17
hard to get all that pee out in one go
61:18
because you'll little tiny little tiny
61:20
little pee hole little [ __ ]
61:23
and how much do you currently weigh sick
61:25
oh i i saw 67 on my on my scale this
61:28
morning which is pretty cool
61:30
uh it was 67.9 but still i'll take it
61:35
after i took a big old piss so i'm i'm
61:37
probably like 68 kg but you know 67 baby
61:40
let's go
61:44
67
61:47
i'm down from uh 76.
61:49
so i've lost
61:52
what's that uh
61:56
ten nine nine stone nine kg nine kg of
61:58
what's nine kg
62:01
no
62:01
nice box one akg
62:05
thank you
62:07
nice box wanna box wanna
62:11
uh
62:12
i don't know what that is in pounds
62:13
though
62:14
alexa
62:16
68 kg in pounds about that boy month
62:19
would you cut your beautiful hair during
62:21
that time question mark or what would
62:23
you do with it
62:26
would you cut that beautiful audrey oh i
62:27
don't know
62:28
i think i'm just gonna like
62:31
i don't know [ __ ]
62:33
i think guy month for me is just going
62:34
to be wearing hyper masculine stuff
62:36
doing hypermasculine things wearing a
62:38
cap because that's just what i'd wear
62:40
all the time if i could
62:43
minecraft i'll look up the microchip
62:46
uh 150 pounds i weigh 150 pounds is that
62:49
oh is that good americans what do you
62:51
think
62:52
is that a
62:53
good old weight for me if i did it now
62:56
with my bob's bro
62:58
i probably wear a lot more and i've also
62:59
had half a subway sandwich
63:03
pretty good it's healthy yeah
63:05
i aim to go a little bit lower i don't
63:07
in fact i mean i technically i don't
63:09
have a goal weight on a scale uh i do
63:12
have like a goal aesthetic though
63:14
because i'm gonna i'm planning on
63:16
gaining some weight around i'm planning
63:17
on gaining some muscle mass
63:20
uh as well around my uh hips and ass
63:24
and a giant i'm gonna have giant thighs
63:26
i'm gonna be able to crush a pumpkin
63:28
without carving it dude uh so i'm going
63:31
to try and gain a bit there uh i mainly
63:33
just want to trim down on i want to be
63:35
more trim healthy looking you know so
63:38
thank you
63:39
that's what i'll be doing
63:42
so now you know how much i weigh i want
63:44
to see if anyone can do those videos
63:45
where they like ben bench press my
63:47
weight so was that first time you had
63:49
wood between your hands
63:51
ha ha ha
63:54
not the first time
63:56
and definitely not this small
63:58
so uh yeah
64:01
it's uh or weirdly enough about this
64:02
thing's size it's not as giant as i
64:05
thought it would be
64:06
so that's pretty good
64:07
um
64:09
also i do have a lock for it so give me
64:11
one second i'll go grab it
64:14
one minute
64:16
[Music]
64:20
have you restocked on bananas or do you
64:22
prefer scuffs without the s d
64:58
me again
65:00
so
65:01
i did hear that
65:02
uh i have two locks
65:04
the current worry is that neither of
65:06
them are thin enough keep up that fem
65:08
dainty figure
65:12
uh so you just want to lose weight keep
65:14
the fem daisy figure that's the one
65:15
that's what i want to do
65:20
i i don't like feeling like i didn't
65:22
have control over what i was eating
65:25
i didn't like feeling that i was just
65:27
like
65:28
you know what's it called just had no
65:30
discipline at all
65:32
um so i started eating a bit better um
65:35
because i didn't want to be unhealthy i
65:37
didn't want to just have dude it was bad
65:39
i'd like and i wasn't like a super
65:41
unhealthy weight i was just eating
65:43
awfully
65:44
uh and i could feel that i was like i
65:46
was gaining weight i didn't like that i
65:48
didn't like that about myself i didn't
65:50
feel good i didn't feel fit
65:52
and
65:53
you know wanting to do it for my own
65:55
health reasons so what's your diet now
65:57
uh i just stick to an amount of calories
65:59
a day and i try and get my good old food
66:01
groups in
66:03
and yeah this shit's not gonna fit
66:06
this is way too big for that little hole
66:08
this is way too big for that little hole
66:10
i can already tell hey i just got here
66:12
have we talked about it oh my god it
66:14
just fits it's so snug holy [ __ ] okay
66:17
here's the box
66:19
i don't know if you could see it here
66:20
already here's the tiny little hole in
66:23
it it this [ __ ] just fits
66:26
look at that
66:28
snug as all hell
66:30
and here's the keys let's go cool
66:33
those words
66:34
that's indeed what she said
66:36
oh
66:38
uh
66:39
oh my god
66:40
scuffs without the ass
66:42
dude minox i hope you heard me yell shut
66:44
up from house downstairs
66:47
who's the key holder we think i'm
66:49
thinking i'm gonna ship some to
66:51
i might ship them to stove and also
66:55
paintball kitty
66:56
that's currently the plan
66:58
so neither of them can individually [ __ ]
67:00
with me about having the key to this box
67:05
so when should i expect the key oh god i
67:07
need both of your addresses
67:09
how am i gonna am i gonna uh
67:12
well i'm just gonna send you [ __ ] oh can
67:14
i get your actual address so i can like
67:16
ship you amazon [ __ ] so i can like i'll
67:18
send you this sure but it will be
67:21
amongst a crowd of like 15 dildos
67:25
you know it'll be like that so one of
67:27
them is the right box
67:30
but you know
67:31
you got to open them all to find out
67:32
it's perfect
67:35
anyway
67:36
it's a win-win
67:38
you have 15 dollars
67:40
no i need to send them to two people i
67:41
have 30. oh [ __ ] thank you
67:44
oh [ __ ] no
67:46
no
67:47
someone donate three dollars immediately
67:48
after you
67:49
who was it i'm gonna find out who the
67:52
[ __ ] was it that donated three dollars
67:54
immediately after you ruined the funnier
67:56
bite back you little [ __ ]
67:59
monica's wrote i [ __ ] think about you
68:01
it's a big closet trans fiction site
68:04
it's called mommy milkers
68:07
i was a lot to unpack
68:11
where's the link
68:12
uh
68:13
awesome
68:15
a nice entryway decor piece yes
68:18
it's gonna stay here also send them some
68:20
fake bobs oh [ __ ] actually that's pretty
68:22
good uh
68:25
i don't know if that uh that might be
68:27
seen as an insult though if i shipped
68:29
kitty like a woman if i ship kitty some
68:32
fake bobs it's implying something it's
68:34
implying that they're you know it's
68:36
implying something it's like if it's
68:37
like you know you don't ship a dude like
68:39
one of those like a fake dick so he can
68:42
make it look bigger it's kind of
68:44
offensive right
68:46
anyway since you clue the help here's
68:48
some fake ones
68:52
it's been a while
68:54
all this shit's gonna have to move i
68:56
just realized i'm gonna do some clearing
69:00
so
69:01
this is my version of clearing
69:03
oh
69:08
okay cleared
69:17
oh
69:18
[ __ ]
69:20
oh
69:21
no
69:22
that was a big heavy knife that just
69:24
fell
69:25
that just fell on all my wires is the
69:27
stream still going
69:31
uh
69:33
maybe i shouldn't have this suspended
69:35
right above my setup
69:38
cool
69:40
i'll throw it over there
69:41
cool all right
69:43
no it isn't good to know uh okay
69:47
so
69:49
move this [ __ ] out of the way
69:51
previous box being replaced by big old
69:54
new box
69:55
[Music]
69:57
okay
69:59
oh okay
70:05
it's a lot more low profile actually it
70:07
just looks a bit more mysterious
70:09
what do you think
70:11
looks pretty cool
70:13
[Music]
70:16
all right
70:18
oh okay
70:20
this thing that's like there
70:23
i can show a bit
70:26
off instead
70:29
okay now i have to move all that [ __ ]
70:31
into that though
70:32
and this is like roughly the same size i
70:35
think
70:36
let's see what if there's a spider in it
70:39
there's not a yo there's chains bro
70:42
that's cool as hell
70:44
there's like a chain on that side that's
70:46
sick hold on can you see that
70:48
look at that [ __ ] it's about you can't
70:50
receive there's like a chain connecting
70:51
it that's cool as hell right there
70:53
nice anyway i gotta move all that stuff
70:55
into this
70:57
kink chest hell yeah there's chains in
70:59
there all right i'm gonna move all the
71:01
[ __ ] i'm gonna move all the guy
71:02
clothes into this i need something to
71:05
break the lock because i definitely
71:06
don't have the keys of this thing anyway
71:08
and something [ __ ] heavy oh i'm just
71:10
gonna cut it out because this thing's
71:12
plastic i could i can destroy this in an
71:14
instant
71:15
baby
71:18
all right
71:20
excuses
71:21
come here buddy
71:24
okay
71:30
okay
71:33
um
71:35
yeah okay i'm sorry
71:41
okay
71:42
[ __ ] yeah all right boys
71:45
hold on
71:46
one sec
71:52
i thought that was gonna be cool okay
71:54
never mind
71:55
it's open
71:57
oh my god it smells
72:00
i haven't washed the i
72:01
i just realized i never washed the
72:03
clothes in here did i before i put them
72:05
in there they smell pretty bad can you
72:07
focus on the box
72:10
yes
72:12
although i was just planning on throwing
72:13
it in
72:15
second i got an idea too
72:17
if i zoom in yeah look at that
72:26
oh wait it's this one
72:28
what the [ __ ]
72:32
oh is that leaking
72:35
okay it's fine oh my god
72:38
wait
72:40
there we go look at that there's our boy
72:43
okay
72:45
[ __ ] i get to just eat [ __ ] into here
72:48
i forgot what that was
72:52
[ __ ]
72:54
better than their clothes now before
72:56
they crawl out on their own
72:58
hoodie
73:01
uh
73:02
god they smell [ __ ] god what is that
73:06
[ __ ] what is that dude [ __ ] [ __ ] stain
73:08
what is that
73:09
trousers more trousers this [ __ ]
73:12
[ __ ] i don't know what that shorts
73:15
the [ __ ] red shirt
73:19
i don't know what that is either
73:22
uh hoodie oh i like that hoodie [ __ ]
73:24
okay
73:26
underwear multiple
73:28
juggers again
73:29
oh a lot of underwear yeah
73:32
okay
73:34
no more
73:35
and then like a whole bag of it i guess
73:38
in a trash bag
73:40
and then another one
73:42
ah
73:43
oh my god this is nasty and then another
73:45
one
73:47
and then like a [ __ ] suck
73:52
there's shoes in those bags dude
73:54
there's like shoes in those bags i don't
73:57
know which [ __ ] shoes did i fold it
73:59
are you insane
74:01
which shoes did i throw and when did i
74:03
throw my shoes
74:04
what the [ __ ] when did i throw my shoes
74:08
what did i throw away shoes
74:11
gay two months of me a real lesbian
74:14
being extremely confused plus we totally
74:17
look related it's creepy
74:19
this is totally this like this is a
74:21
smaller amount of room
74:23
and then we just like
74:25
yup
74:26
that's a finger trap and then we just
74:28
[ __ ] bonk it shut look at that and
74:30
then it's done
74:33
this stuff here he is
74:36
okay
74:36
take two of the keys
74:42
get the hot sauce off the floor it's
74:44
been there for months you deegan that's
74:46
where you keep it
74:48
talk to a hot sauce aficionado they'll
74:51
tell you dude
74:53
bam
74:54
back in there you go
74:58
just to assure you they're not tampered
74:59
with
75:00
there they are
75:03
and there we go
75:06
it's done the deed is done
75:11
which way
75:12
there
75:13
cool focus
75:15
ah no squat
75:16
nice squat we saw everything
75:25
[Music]
75:33
we saw a bit of cake
75:34
i
75:36
disagree isn't it pinnacle i definitely
75:39
spelt it wrong and i don't care you're
75:41
gay you said you're wrong idiot you
75:43
spelled it wrong idiot you will dummy
75:46
you're how can you call that done best
75:48
clothes need to be
75:51
in a maid outfit
75:56
washed and folded bro no
75:58
definitely not
75:59
are you insane i don't wash and fold
76:01
anything
76:02
who the [ __ ] washes their clothes what
76:04
are you nerd
76:06
[ __ ] nerd bro i do have a spare lock
76:09
now and it's way bigger and it's way
76:11
more like janky this is a low quality
76:14
lock
76:14
i think i could bend this
76:18
i could not bend that
76:20
but it is not a good quality look it
76:22
like
76:24
it like jiggles when it's closed
76:26
it's not a good luck
76:28
i think i could break this given enough
76:30
time
76:31
lock bender
76:33
yeah baby look at me
76:36
[ __ ] bending [ __ ] bro
76:39
i could break that
76:43
i could but i won't
76:45
out of respect
76:47
i don't want to be i want to i don't
76:48
want my stream to be about violent so i
76:49
won't do it
76:50
pick the lock
76:53
my lock pick right here
76:56
look at that perfect
76:58
lock picking lawyer suck my balls maybe
77:03
just kidding
77:04
anyway
77:05
i can break these cuffs
77:09
lock picking 100
77:11
most locks do that it's so you can
77:12
change the tumbler i don't know
77:15
god
77:16
what else can i what can i pick a lock
77:18
with here
77:19
i don't know if i can pick a lock with
77:21
this or with my stuff around hair
77:23
extensions again or real hair hair
77:24
extensions these things are long these
77:27
are like what i think of now is hair
77:29
extensions these are long hair
77:31
first time on stream hope you are having
77:33
a great day i am
77:37
i hope you have a good day too thanks
77:38
for the 500 bits buddy
77:40
po box oh my god i'm gonna i'm waiting
77:42
till the p.o box stuff racks up a bit
77:44
more lock those knees together they're
77:46
together look at this
77:48
they're together they're doing their
77:50
thing
77:50
they're not touching but they're
77:51
together i got balls in between these
77:53
things
77:55
oh hey moustache i don't have the funds
77:57
to donate too much today but i want to
77:59
take congrats on losing all that weight
78:02
you can now wear the green bikini i
78:05
swear
78:07
today we're getting there please just
78:09
call me misty if you don't mind sure
78:13
thanks misty uh but thank you i got um i
78:17
matched my skirt with my shirt that
78:18
rarely happens i've
78:20
never color coordinated i just wear a
78:22
black one
78:23
but i i i had the necessary tools a
78:25
mustache
78:26
uh i don't know how much i wear with the
78:28
factory's on hold on i kind of wonder
78:32
ah
78:33
how much do i want with fake titties
78:40
my titties weigh a lot of lightweight a
78:43
lot
78:44
my titties were like [ __ ]
78:48
a lot i've also eaten though so it's
78:50
kind of meh 70 stones
78:54
70kg with titties and have eaten all day
78:57
so
78:57
nice
78:58
with all the food in me and my titties
79:00
i'm 70 kg uh when i wake up in the
79:02
morning i'm 68. so there's 2 kgs of
79:05
difference
79:06
but getting that body another box is
79:08
like you should put the you should put
79:10
the letters back up on top of it
79:12
oh god
79:14
yeah
79:16
i don't want to get up again i'm tired i
79:18
had to lift that whole thing upstairs
79:19
i'm tired as hell if you've gone longer
79:21
with the hair you can also get longer
79:23
eyelashes
79:24
oh god
79:26
i don't think i need longer eyelashes do
79:28
you think i need longer eyelashes i
79:30
think they're pretty good they're they
79:32
might be at risk
79:35
i don't i don't i don't need him i don't
79:37
think i need him you became popular in
79:39
japan
79:41
how
79:42
peg me finn all you need to do is lose a
79:44
dream and then it can happen
79:47
where bob's half as heavy for funny
79:48
number
79:51
you could also bride your eyelashes i
79:54
don't know what that means
79:55
if it it's a little
79:57
if it it's even a little longer than i
79:59
like normally yeah i guess so but anyway
80:02
the eyelashes now look pretty damn good
80:04
the hair looks pretty damn good too
80:07
69 kg 69 inches hell yeah that was my
80:10
goal weight him in minus this month but
80:12
i kinda need to say this
80:14
maybe i'm just tired but you look so
80:16
damn cute right now
80:21
we're both just tired
80:23
but thank you
80:24
oh my god
80:25
except the ends except the ends of what
80:28
of what all the extensions back in they
80:30
are the the ends of what bro the ends
80:33
look fine
80:34
just a little bit scraggety right now
80:38
the hat shush so square i don't care
80:41
what are you a hairdresser what are you
80:43
a hab what are you a hairy boy i don't
80:46
care i don't know
80:47
i don't know what look they it works
80:49
okay it creates the look that i'm after
80:52
woman
80:56
it's not that bad it's pretty it's
80:57
pretty good i like it
81:00
13 months with this slot
81:06
how dare you sad boy 1029 i'm gonna make
81:09
you even sadder you're gonna be on the
81:11
pka hangout tonight
81:13
is that the night i mean i could
81:17
oh [ __ ]
81:18
oh my god
81:20
[ __ ] god damn it
81:24
[Music]
81:27
put some dryer sheets in the mail
81:28
clothing box if you aren't going to be
81:30
washing them before you lock it
81:31
whoops
81:35
oops also is that is the the hangout
81:38
thing i thought that already happened
81:40
today right isn't that something that's
81:42
already happened
81:43
is that due to i don't i think it's
81:45
already happened anyway
81:48
carl's your way to college right to a
81:49
green card yeah you should do an
81:51
androgynous look i've kind of want to do
81:53
that but the only thing is like
81:57
oh [ __ ] i don't know i could probably
81:59
pull off an androgynous look
82:02
what would i do with it
82:05
dude i've nev i've never tried i
82:07
remember i've like only ever tried to do
82:08
like woman right
82:10
i've only ever tried to do woman i
82:12
barely tried to do like man properly
82:14
like david bowie
82:16
i guess
82:18
hmm
82:20
interesting maybe
82:22
i couldn't have this hair for it though
82:26
i feel like i just need to grow a beard
82:27
and keep this exact look but grow a
82:29
beard no do it
82:32
how often do you get hit on in public i
82:34
don't i don't go outside and if i do go
82:36
outside i don't look like this i look
82:38
[ __ ] insane
82:40
like i just woke up you think i
82:42
straighten my hair
82:43
and get in a nice cute bright outfit to
82:45
walk around birmingham
82:48
what
82:49
that means awful we um
82:52
dude i've been looking at listen people
82:54
in the discord now i i i popped into the
82:57
into the general chat for a second today
82:59
i was getting the hair done
83:01
oh i've never tried to look like a man
83:03
shush um
83:05
i've been looking at like a bunch of
83:06
houses and [ __ ]
83:08
about like just or i've been window
83:10
shopping and i'm like oh dream houses
83:13
birmingham is not the place to be
83:15
it's so bad bromi accent is the worst
83:18
thing ever
83:19
dude i think it really clicked a while
83:22
ago when i was speaking to an american
83:23
about like how bad their city was and it
83:26
just didn't seem bad at all
83:28
because like
83:29
they're like oh my house is only a
83:30
thousand square feet and like
83:33
[ __ ] like i've there's crack heads
83:35
everywhere and it's like oh my god
83:37
that's such a [ __ ] improvement
83:39
like dude
83:41
the british houses are what like
83:43
minecraft dirt huts and then like [ __ ]
83:45
it they cost like a million pounds and
83:47
there's so much knife crime in my city
83:50
and there's oh it's so bad
83:52
and there's so many there's oh dude
83:55
anyway
83:57
birmingham is not
83:59
great uh but anyway it's probably better
84:01
than a lot of places we're ain't good
84:04
we have gun crime instead true but knife
84:07
crime is silent and terrifying
84:10
a thousand square feet my first
84:11
apartment was bigger than that oh don't
84:13
do that to me that hurts that hurts a
84:15
lot i want it
84:16
dude
84:19
dude
84:20
my pretending to be doing girl month and
84:22
only presenting as female when no one is
84:25
there scam
84:29
but like i do present as female in
84:31
public i just don't look good
84:34
it's a different thing
84:36
see what i got in the states oh you're
84:37
gonna hurt me
84:42
can i read that out oh that [ __ ] suck
84:45
my dick and balls bro
84:47
oh two hundred
84:49
two
84:52
two thousand three hundred square feet
84:54
on half an acre three bedroom and a
84:56
closet in a master bed in a master
84:58
bigger than my childhood bedroom
85:00
two-bath massive master bedroom 200k
85:07
i flip-flop immediately on like should i
85:09
move to america should i not purely
85:12
based on houses eat that's it the only
85:15
root because i live in the house all day
85:17
middle of nowhere i want to live in the
85:19
middle of nowhere
85:20
i don't mind it's got a dude that that
85:23
idea has become so much more appealing
85:25
to me over the years
85:27
just living like living on some land bro
85:31
living on some land dude
85:34
in kind of just like the middle of
85:35
nowhere oh
85:37
175 guy gets you a two-bedroom flat in
85:39
the uk if you're lucky like
85:43
like
85:44
oh dude
85:47
oh and the bathrooms are two rooms each
85:50
so one for the shower and pisser one
85:52
with double sink you could do a video
85:54
with tgf bro if you went to birmingham
85:57
yeah i am i do live here i am in
86:00
birmingham i didn't go to
86:02
uh also that's not how youtubers work
86:05
you don't just oh we live in the same
86:07
place
86:09
let's collab let's picking lawyer today
86:11
we will look at this locked wooden chest
86:14
from birmingham uk
86:16
it has security that can only be
86:17
described as atrocious i will pick it
86:20
with these fake bobs that i bought from
86:22
a popular online store
86:25
that's pretty good actually
86:29
is i googled is birmingham and the
86:31
autocomplete was is birmingham the worst
86:34
city in the uk
86:35
and it comes up with uh what is uk's
86:38
worst city
86:39
on a statistics website
86:41
and it's birmingham and then a student
86:43
room post why is birmingham so awful
86:46
can birmingham really be the britain's
86:48
worst city birmingham crime and safety
86:51
statistics
86:55
birmingham
86:56
birmingham has been voted the most
86:58
unsafe city in the uk with a shocking 42
87:01
percent of those living there feeling at
87:04
risk even during the day
87:11
that's
87:13
depressing
87:17
and so believable
87:20
dude
87:22
yeah i don't know
87:23
it's also overpriced as [ __ ] too it's
87:25
like it's just london too it's not it's
87:27
probably not as bad as london but it's
87:29
just like
87:30
all of birmingham is like the the bad
87:33
bit to the okay bit of london and it
87:36
doesn't get to the good bit there's no
87:37
bit of birmingham that's like oh yeah
87:40
you'd want to live there
87:41
kind of there's like edge basting in
87:43
mosley which is like
87:46
one mile across still living in that
87:48
city
87:51
it's home it's it's it's a shareholder
87:53
but it's my [ __ ] i insult it a lot
87:55
but like you know it's my [ __ ] and i
87:58
i have the same thing about like if
87:59
someone else insults birmingham
88:03
you know
88:06
[ __ ] you but like
88:11
i don't know
88:13
there's some okay places there's there's
88:16
i you know
88:18
nah detroit is fine better than chicago
88:21
i don't know what the noise was
88:24
surprised you don't refer to home as
88:25
brum i'd look like i i don't i don't
88:27
want to be that person
88:29
i take birmingham over blackpool over
88:30
blackpool
88:32
blackpool's fun at least dude
88:34
i sent you some androgynous outfits any
88:37
help any outfits androgynous it just
88:38
depends how you pair it like you could
88:41
wear a dress but then if you have a
88:42
beard it's androgynous
88:44
you know it's like that's the thing
88:47
i mean just just a t-shirt a t-shirt and
88:49
jeans is androgynous
88:51
you just tuck the shirt into the jeans
88:53
and then it's androgynous
88:55
it's kind of the kind of the style kind
88:57
of the fit
88:59
live in birmingham birmingham alabama
89:03
yeah
89:04
it's a tourist destination like hell
89:06
every holiday oh yeah but like you it's
89:08
only hell every holiday
89:12
it's it probably gets a bit better here
89:14
on holidays because everyone here leaves
89:18
but eh all of detroit is awful oh god i
89:21
don't know
89:22
maybe
89:23
just want to move to texas flames about
89:25
knife crime in birmingham has a huge
89:27
knife collection and is prepared to
89:29
defend the city
89:31
batman dude
89:34
the pm2 is really good holy [ __ ] if i
89:36
was going to recommend a knife
89:39
if you have like if i was going to
89:41
recommend a good knife get the pm2 this
89:43
shit's really nice
89:45
it's um
89:46
i would have recommend the parameter g3
89:48
but honestly this one's better
89:51
bigger it's nicer it's cool
89:53
paramilitary too dude in all black looks
89:55
sleek as heck anyway
89:58
only people who don't
90:00
dudley has some nice pork sandwiches oh
90:02
good to know that's what we're known for
90:04
uh
90:06
but yeah i'd love to live in a a bigger
90:08
house man something that i can't touch
90:09
both sides of the walls in every room
90:11
that would be nice
90:13
um
90:14
like
90:16
okay put it this way
90:17
oh i can't really give you a good
90:19
perspective my valve index right i had
90:21
to manually override or something i had
90:23
to like manually be like no it's fine
90:25
because my room none of the rooms in my
90:27
entire house meet the minimum like area
90:29
that you need to stand up with a vr
90:32
headset on
90:33
like this room is not big enough for the
90:34
valve index fun fact like the
90:37
it's it's like a dangerous
90:40
so i can't do it like that's how big
90:42
ever this is the biggest room of the
90:43
house
90:44
same issue yeah it's like
90:46
it's not good north texas is really
90:48
cheap yeah there's like nowhere good
90:52
what about the tenacious
90:54
does it compare to the parameter um the
90:56
tenacious would probably be fine it just
90:58
has worse steel
91:00
the tenacious is a great knife but you
91:01
can't like you can't do this
91:06
which is pretty cool i like doing this
91:09
you can't just like fling it open
91:10
without touching the blade
91:13
you know
91:14
and i like that so i mean i personally
91:17
prefer this lock over a liner lock but
91:19
it's just me anyway
91:24
is that the power of three power two uh
91:27
is the power tool baby dublin's the
91:28
worst i agree actually
91:32
but it's not it's not in birmingham it's
91:34
not in england
91:40
northern ireland oh move next to minks
91:42
and she loved it there
91:44
uh
91:46
the era i'm in is historical area brick
91:48
homes for like four to five bedrooms oh
91:50
[ __ ] that's nice
91:52
four to five bedrooms hell yeah that's
91:54
pretty good mine's got like two and a
91:55
half
91:56
uh i sent you pics of the size oh bro
91:58
you're going to kill me
92:01
i hate that
92:06
i don't even have that many rooms in my
92:07
house dude you've sent me more pictures
92:09
than i have 18 months of being
92:11
subscribed to you i can't believe it's
92:13
been a year and a half but anyway can't
92:16
wait for another month to pass also this
92:18
is your reminder to add new sub badges
92:21
oh thank you jack thanks for the [ __ ]
92:23
18 months holy [ __ ] i need to i'll dm
92:26
one of all that is holy please don't
92:28
move to texas all jokes aside there are
92:32
good people there but so many horrible
92:34
people like take you out back and hang
92:36
you from a tree kind of bad people and
92:39
legislators are emboldening them
92:42
yeah the laws aren't great
92:45
but
92:46
i mean
92:48
how do you measure it
92:50
can you go but is there a stat is that
92:52
is there a stat i don't know one that i
92:53
can google like
92:55
most inclusive thing
92:57
and then like or like judged by like a
93:00
poll did everyone ever do a poll of like
93:02
would you kill a gay guy yes or no
93:05
have they done that in like every place
93:09
yeah texan a fanboy probably not a great
93:11
mix unless you go to austin birmingham
93:13
either there's nowhere in the uk that i
93:15
think is good besides brighton
93:16
brighton's the only place in the uk
93:17
where i think you could confidently be
93:18
like oh yeah that's pretty safe
93:22
if they happen to be gay yeah
93:24
no i mean
93:26
no i mean
93:27
[ __ ] god
93:29
uh
93:30
they're attacking gay marriage currently
93:31
due to their relative success at banning
93:33
abortion oh damn good lord
93:36
thanks thanks guns gut gun sight one
93:39
thanks for the five gifted subs bro hell
93:41
yeah cool name
93:43
i wouldn't move to a big city if you
93:44
moved to america dude my thing is like
93:46
texas you could buy somewhere with
93:49
enough land that you wouldn't even see a
93:51
dude f1 nnn i know you find american
93:54
food interesting please google the
93:56
garbage i know what it is the official
93:57
dish of rochester new york damn right i
94:00
know what a garbage place you think i
94:01
don't watch jenna marbles you think i
94:03
didn't binge watch all of her videos
94:06
dude i know what a garbage plate is [ __ ]
94:08
looks [ __ ] nice
94:10
why is england racist
94:12
i wouldn't think england would be
94:14
is england racist
94:15
i would if i was gonna say anything
94:17
about england it would be more
94:18
homophobic than racist
94:22
u.s is crime statistics per state and
94:24
city
94:26
that's completely different
94:28
oh what crimes yeah but like
94:30
okay do you mean like oh [ __ ] come on oh
94:32
wait oh google hate crimes
94:35
hate crimes birmingham for my monikers
94:38
story search for mommy milk is f1 and
94:41
this stream is about to become good
94:43
pressing
94:44
uh
94:47
good lord
94:50
should i even be googling is this gonna
94:52
put me in a bad mood where you stay in
94:53
chicago currently about 100 cars so far
94:56
have had parts stolen and one business
94:59
that parts were stolen from
95:01
okay that is trashy i haven't heard much
95:03
about that about like people stealing
95:05
parts from cars aim those gigantic
95:07
cannons in minecraft
95:10
aim them what do you mean you just put
95:12
them at what do you mean they can
95:14
literally only go in one direction
95:16
what do you mean aim them they can only
95:18
go in one block anyway 100 true uh
95:22
property is the best to have build a
95:23
home on some makers dude oh my god i'd
95:25
love to
95:26
love to build my house it's just i'd
95:28
love to build my own house on like land
95:31
but like you just can't
95:33
if you were gonna do i had this idea in
95:35
my head that like oh okay i remember
95:36
when i was a kid that like
95:39
i i when i was a kid i was like or not
95:41
even a kid when i was like
95:43
18 i was like oh okay i just that's my
95:45
goal my ultimate goal i want to build my
95:47
own house and i'll need
95:50
300 000 pounds to do it
95:52
no you need 1 million at least to even
95:55
build like anything because land is so
95:58
[ __ ] expensive it's probably cheaper
96:00
to buy a house with land on it knock the
96:02
house down and then build a house
96:04
it's so insanely expensive
96:07
anyway oh [ __ ]
96:09
thank you crj
96:10
good number
96:13
two one two one two one two very cool
96:16
i'm busy looking up depressing thanks
96:19
give me a minute
96:21
uh
96:25
oh [ __ ] oh what
96:34
that ain't good f1nn you cracked my egg
96:37
when are you yourself do my manly man
96:42
oh good lord i'm not it's not gonna
96:44
crack made a [ __ ] shell made of
96:45
titanium tungsten alloy
96:48
amused
96:50
i'm looking at this the victim groups
96:51
who suffered most were asian and
96:53
pakistani a uh in
96:56
1047 incidents in 2020 and british and
96:59
white british people at 1132.
97:02
so white british people in my city are
97:04
getting hate crimed more
97:12
okay
97:14
not fun
97:17
and it's hate crimes have been rising
97:20
nice
97:22
sounds wrong
97:24
uh it's literally by
97:26
birminghammail.cod.uk if you want to
97:28
look
97:29
so it's the city
97:31
uh interesting
97:35
fine have helped me through some ralph
97:38
times so take my money it's worth noting
97:40
here that like white people in
97:41
birmingham are not like overwhelming my
97:43
uh majority i don't think we even make
97:45
up how many let me see percentage
97:48
white people birmingham we're like
97:51
i'm stupid i've misspelled birmingham
97:54
sat here with a cold nothing a fin
97:55
stream can't help oh
97:57
demographic let's see
97:59
uh white british people oh we know we do
98:01
oh no wait birmingham okay let's see as
98:03
you keep saying it i'll keep pointing it
98:05
out if there's only been there is an egg
98:08
d there's only the most recent total was
98:11
only in 2011.
98:13
and from 2001 to 2011 it went from 65 to
98:17
53 and now it's 2021
98:20
ever since height gate we know you're
98:22
capable of denying the truth even when
98:24
it's literally in front of everyone this
98:26
one could take a while
98:34
but yeah so there's that anyway
98:36
i don't know what lgbt crime is but yeah
98:40
it's not exactly a self-safe city
98:43
no okay i can't find anything on there
98:45
not exactly a safe city anyway i proved
98:47
my point um not exactly a safe city uh
98:50
so i want to move to like the
98:51
countryside because that seems quite fun
98:54
i want to move somewhere i can just like
98:55
do archery and [ __ ] you know that'd be
98:58
cool
98:59
all right move to the us and fanboy
99:00
meetups hell yeah can't get into the us
99:03
though
99:04
anyway please don't be discouraged about
99:06
going to texas not as bad people say oh
99:07
yeah no it's like being like la2 but
99:10
like i think if i i
99:12
i don't think i could deal with the bugs
99:13
if i'm honest about like the move to
99:16
america if i was ever gonna move
99:18
i don't think i could deal with the bugs
99:20
bro
99:21
i don't think i could deal with the bugs
99:22
one bit
99:24
i i feel like if i saw a cockroach in
99:27
real life i would have a panic attack i
99:28
would freak out
99:35
anyway
99:45
shark mafia again be aware that opening
99:47
the new box will be considered a slight
99:49
against the family disrespect don
99:52
hammerhead and barda bing you might end
99:54
up swimming with the fishes in shark
99:56
infested waters
100:00
international shark mafia dude the ins
100:03
the shark mafia is growing at rapid
100:06
pace i am a 999 call handler i can
100:10
confirm west midlands police are
100:13
overwhelmed constantly
100:15
so move to scotland it's cheap up here
100:18
and there is plenty of space but you
100:20
have to live in scotland
100:24
also i'm british i think i'd get hate
100:26
crimed in scotland for being english not
100:28
british english
100:30
the scots really don't like the english
100:32
and listen we don't like you either
100:35
uh but still
100:38
i get the i get the hate
100:40
where i i'm on the same side
100:42
uh just where i kill ah there you go
100:45
i'll fit in
100:46
perfect
100:47
uh stop scott's unlike anyone that's
100:49
also true
100:53
i have a scottish friend i tell him to
100:54
fire up daily
100:55
no one likes the scots but the scots
100:57
don't like anyone else i get i get their
100:59
like vibe
101:00
it's hostile
101:01
mainly because it rains all the time
101:03
there
101:04
so i i i'm with you there but like if i
101:07
was gonna move anywhere brighton sounds
101:09
real nice uh you just cannot find
101:12
anywhere nice in brighton for anything
101:14
even remotely reasonable price so i
101:17
don't know
101:18
i i every time i have my dms i see
101:20
[ __ ] kitties if i showed you this
101:22
you'd be unimpr i guarantee you like
101:24
hold on look can i kitty i'm gonna uh
101:26
hold on
101:28
i'm gonna like show pictures and [ __ ]
101:30
look at this
101:31
are you impressed i want to see if
101:33
you're impressed or not by this because
101:34
this is [ __ ] insane to me that this
101:36
is the size of rooms in america
101:39
this is just you have a double door bro
101:41
what
101:42
you can fit a whole dining table in a
101:44
separate room i don't even know what
101:46
this is it's a room of nothing you're
101:48
telling me these houses are so big you
101:50
can just put nothing in a room
101:53
what is this bed i've never seen a bed
101:55
that big never once in my entire
101:57
lifetime sitting in a bed that big never
101:58
once i'm [ __ ] around a little bit but
102:01
like still there's another side of the
102:03
room with a chair and a tv on it bro
102:07
okay real real [ __ ]
102:09
my bedroom is okay okay i'm [ __ ]
102:12
around one of the rooms in my house is
102:13
literally smaller than this carpet if
102:15
you cut this carpet here it would be
102:17
this it's smaller dude i swear to god my
102:21
the room that i built that bed in is
102:22
smaller than that carpet
102:25
bro
102:29
look at my [ __ ] look at my [ __ ]
102:30
kitchen the [ __ ] double fridge bro
102:32
like
102:35
i do i know i could i could [ __ ] about
102:37
this all day i'm not going to though
102:38
because it makes the stream so much less
102:39
fun
102:42
anyway
102:43
uh how about rural canada too cold don't
102:46
want it
102:47
also i want to be somewhere i'm allowed
102:49
to live anyway
102:51
boys i had like a
102:53
i've had these sitting on my desk for so
102:55
long the australians know their [ __ ] but
102:57
like i it's a constant
103:00
attempt to not drink all of these
103:02
because they're so
103:03
unhealthy but they're so good if you
103:05
want to send me snacks passion fruit
103:08
something is definitely the way to go
103:10
for some reason that's just like my
103:13
peak food
103:14
i just love that [ __ ] people give me
103:16
people give me [ __ ] because my favorite
103:18
fruit is an apple
103:20
i'm annoyed about that i feel like you
103:22
haven't you haven't had a good apple if
103:23
your favorite food is not an apple
103:25
you've never had good apples before
103:27
they're so good apples are [ __ ] peng
103:30
that is the most british thing you've
103:31
said but like yeah they are they're
103:33
[ __ ] great dude
103:34
all these tearless these [ __ ]
103:37
taylors
103:38
[ __ ] moist critical not ranking apple
103:40
as top one
103:42
what do you say about apples they're the
103:44
best ones apples are average
103:46
you've never had a good apple then
103:48
they're bet they're the best ones
103:49
pineapples count bro listen pineapples
103:53
hurt you they do taste good but listen
103:55
they're the best ones i think watermelon
103:57
over hyped his [ __ ] it's so easy to get
104:00
like shitty water you'll have to rebuild
104:01
the cannon if you want to attack another
104:04
base yes how close do you have to be for
104:06
the cannon to reach it depends how much
104:08
tnt you have if you put one piece of tnt
104:10
a piece tnt in front it's not going to
104:11
go very far if you put 500 it's going to
104:13
go real far
104:16
it can you can make a cannon shoot 20
104:18
chunks you know easily you make a cannon
104:20
shoot like thousands and thousands of
104:22
blocks if you really try
104:24
uh depends on the cannon and how much
104:26
tnt's around it even good green apples
104:29
are low tier fruit
104:30
green apples are not my favorite the red
104:33
ones are the best ones try good [ __ ]
104:35
pink lady apple they're called i think
104:37
they're great there's ones called fuji
104:39
apples which i think are japanese but i
104:41
have no idea but like they're great dude
104:44
they're never in season they're never in
104:46
supermarkets here but oh my god i had
104:47
one before
104:49
peak
104:50
peak ship
104:52
honeycrisp best apple i disagree is
104:54
mcdonald's and is mcdonald's an okay
104:56
fruit
104:57
holy [ __ ] mcdonald's released a gun and
104:59
veggie burger like a real one it's not
105:01
good but it's it's okay like do it it's
105:04
called the mcplant that shit's cool i
105:06
had it it's it's it's edible right
105:09
that's impressive for like mcdonald's
105:12
it's pretty alright
105:13
the [ __ ] right they did it's called the
105:15
mcplan it's actually decent it's well
105:18
okay it's beyond me i
105:20
it's
105:21
if it's beyond me it's cheap beyond me
105:24
it is not
105:25
it's not the peak of their factory you
105:27
can easily if it's beyond meat
105:31
you can easily go and just buy it and
105:32
make you can do i don't know
105:35
i can make a much better burger than
105:37
mcdonald's in
105:38
less time go to thailand cheap housing
105:41
you could be a true fanboy with no
105:43
judgement and let your manly man persona
105:45
go be your true self f1nn pride one
105:48
pride one pride one pride one pride one
105:50
pride one see the injury the title thing
105:54
here's the tiny little [ __ ] cut that
105:56
like ruined
106:06
i'd love to but i can't get in
106:09
ah gautier it's not gore it's a small
106:11
scratch
106:15
it's not that bad heal pretty quick
106:17
it's all right it's it's getting there
106:19
it's going to be a cool scar though
106:21
a little dent taking out my thumb i like
106:23
it
106:24
why can't you get in i got banned
106:27
trump said no no fan boys allowed in the
106:30
states he uh basically i got denied for
106:32
a visa and as soon as you get denied for
106:34
a us visa that is a death sentence for
106:36
you to ever get one ever again you just
106:39
you just can't get one after that like
106:40
uh no matter how much weight i lose and
106:43
how sexy i look they won't let me back
106:45
in because i'm a problem because i'm a
106:49
on a no-fly list
106:53
because the us has banned my visa
106:56
i'm i'm a threat to your nation hey
106:59
uh hi i'm a threat to the u.s nation i'm
107:02
finn
107:03
um
107:05
but yeah there's that uh i i'm i'm not
107:08
technically on no fly list but i am i
107:09
did get denied for the visa so now on
107:12
everything i have to check i have been
107:13
denied for a visa before
107:15
or it's very illegal and you'll be
107:17
banned forever so um
107:19
it just makes it really really hard to
107:21
get in it doesn't mean it's it doesn't
107:23
mean i'm banned technically but it means
107:25
it's like
107:26
90 of the time i apply i will be denied
107:28
and it's like 400 pounds a try so i
107:31
haven't done it much i've tried twice
107:34
and went okay that's a thousand pounds
107:36
i've just lost i'm gonna stop for a
107:39
while so
107:40
just checking you realize canada's not
107:42
part of the us i never said i wanted to
107:43
be in canada
107:45
and canada's garbage okay canada is
107:47
really nice uh
107:49
i we i've got a i've got a canadian visa
107:52
technically i could go now for six
107:54
months i got one of the online visas
107:56
um we were planning on going to
107:58
vancouver but the plans fell through due
108:00
to covert
108:01
so
108:02
not too fun
108:09
yo
108:10
funny number
108:11
420 69 baby holy [ __ ] you see that voice
108:15
let's go
108:18
nice well done
108:20
that's pretty epic dude that is pretty
108:22
pretty pog champ
108:25
man
108:26
i'm so proud of this community
108:29
[Music]
108:30
i'm clapping but without touching my
108:32
thumb
108:34
i was here for this historic moment
108:36
where were you when finnster hit 21 for
108:38
2069
108:40
all meme numbers
108:43
nice
108:44
triple funny number
108:46
clapping without the hands
108:51
well done chat well done well done that
108:53
normalized clapping with your boobs
108:57
everyone's talking about this ass
108:58
clapping [ __ ] no one talks about boob
109:00
clapping
109:03
my parents cancelled our prime
109:04
subscription i can't sub
109:07
then get out
109:09
if you aren't subbed this stream's for
109:12
paying customers only
109:14
i don't i don't do this for free
109:17
get out of here
109:18
get out of here you you ain't got a
109:20
prime
109:23
get out of here get get the [ __ ] out of
109:25
here you little little poor little
109:28
little [ __ ]
109:32
i can't keep that up
109:35
i pay with my time
109:36
i appreciate the lurkers
109:39
i am hungry i'm thirsty
109:42
i'm thirsty and i'm not used to
109:44
streaming
109:45
every time the first stream back is
109:46
always weird
109:47
i don't know why
109:48
easy become a fanboy fashion model get
109:50
famous in the u.s and beg it ah the us
109:52
will be begging you to come
109:53
uh yeah i could get an one visa which is
109:56
like the uh the very special person visa
109:58
hey kind of oh [ __ ] yeah did it thanks
110:00
connor
110:03
thanks buddy
110:06
okay here
110:09
good
110:13
the us will be begging me to come
110:16
i'll be so hot and famous and popular
110:19
that the us will be begging me to come
110:21
trump himself will reach out to me it'll
110:23
be finn
110:24
why don't you why won't you come and
110:26
i'll be like i'll come and then he'll
110:28
let me and then it'll let me inside and
110:30
then i'll come
110:31
and then
110:32
and then i'll be like damn finn thanks
110:34
so much for coming i'll be like yeah
110:38
so
110:40
i'm gonna come so why are you such a fan
110:43
of 69
110:48
calm
110:52
it's a funny number i'm a fan of 420 and
110:55
21. hey my cute you look super good
110:58
today i'm a fan of the hair why are the
111:01
box left to you in order i'm a fan of
111:04
bad mathematics weed and come big ego
111:07
small brain
111:09
and
111:10
low iq scores
111:13
and you can co you can quote me on that
111:15
that's what i am bad mathematics
111:18
weed and come
111:21
i could be a voice actor
111:23
the amount of time the amount of cool
111:24
ways i can say come on
111:27
i've practiced no voice training but i'm
111:29
practicing a threat to american
111:31
heterosexuality and gender norms i'm
111:33
gonna move to texas
111:37
yes voice can't trump doesn't have to do
111:39
a lot when you uh a lot to do with
111:41
whether you get into america i know
111:43
that's part of the that's part of the
111:44
jokes he's not even president bro
111:47
that's part of the jokes though
111:49
do you think i was serious this entire
111:50
time
111:53
you think any of this is serious this
111:54
entire time
111:56
besides the england being a [ __ ]
111:58
that is fairly serious but still
112:01
or at least birmingham being a [ __ ]
112:02
i would love to move to
112:07
brighton
112:12
imagine if finn was trans this whole
112:13
time and he's just getting us to pay for
112:15
his transition
112:16
now listen
112:18
not to brag or anything
112:20
but like i know how much transitioning
112:22
cost i've made a lot more than that
112:25
i've done better than that not to brag
112:27
or anything but like i could i do it i
112:29
could have a while ago i could have
112:31
before if i started streaming on twitch
112:33
i was good
112:34
my ego's high i saw marie's i saw
112:37
maurice's bill
112:39
in their bed
112:40
could hit that with one of the girl
112:42
months dude i could have transitioned
112:44
years ago
112:46
so if that's not proof enough
112:49
nothing will be
112:51
i love seeing the threads every now and
112:53
not to brag for cease to brag listen
112:57
my literally my stats got released you
112:59
know how much i made from twitch it's
113:02
it's on the internet i guarantee you i
113:03
could google it
113:05
finster twitch revenue
113:08
uh wasn't that big that was a big leak
113:10
on twitch fins and switch earnings okay
113:13
apparently i can't oh can i
113:16
uh
113:19
there was a thing with this
113:23
it was something like i i weirdly enough
113:25
i made just above the american average
113:27
income
113:29
sounds pretty cool
113:31
what's unfortunately true is telling the
113:32
trump is not present in fact just pissed
113:34
a lot of people off really
113:36
okay
113:38
they took the whole website down oh i
113:39
don't remember what number i was i was
113:41
like one thousand two hundred dollars
113:43
one thousand two hundred ninety three do
113:45
you think
113:46
i'm scared
113:47
are you gonna hit the donor goal
113:52
sorry it's your name
113:55
i can't not read it as brutal anal or
113:57
anal brutal i just
114:01
nice i kind of want i didn't actually
114:04
ever get chance to uh to look at that
114:05
big thing they took the website down i
114:08
think like in total i think it was like
114:10
i made just above the american average
114:12
income because it was two years
114:13
something like 140 something thousand
114:15
dollars which was pretty cool yeah 148
114:18
thousand dollars
114:20
number
114:21
1293 baby
114:24
that's me
114:26
[ __ ] 70k a year buddy
114:30
twitch took half of it let's [ __ ] go
114:35
it's going well
114:36
you could say i'm uh you could say i'm
114:38
afraid you could say i'm pretty rich
114:41
imagine not even being top 1000
114:44
queckless poor doesn't have a dime in
114:46
the bank
114:47
thank
114:48
you that's not even remotely a brag
114:51
don't give a [ __ ]
114:54
70k could get 70 grand could get you
114:56
like transition though you could become
114:58
a woman for 70k
115:01
148k for wearing uh girl's clothes
115:03
that's free money
115:06
why haven't you done it then
115:08
why has no one done it then
115:10
i i disagree
115:12
it's like i mean i play dude i play
115:14
minecraft and wear women's clothing for
115:15
a living
115:17
i
115:18
i'm good
115:20
i don't care you broke your elbow you
115:22
should care i hurt my thumb
115:25
it's not that bad it's fine anyway
115:28
that covers medical transition and maybe
115:30
breast augmentation and some facial work
115:32
yeah that's kind of most of it
115:34
70k a year isn't too high compared to
115:36
most industries that's what the joke was
115:39
i'm literally not even the top 1000th
115:42
twitch streamer
115:46
my
115:46
it's listen yeah
115:49
then the uk took 50 of that hell yeah
115:52
baby
115:52
i gave half it to twitch and then i got
115:55
it and then the uk and the [ __ ] hmrc
115:58
took the rest
116:01
my god man
116:02
so twitch took half the uk took
116:05
53 percent
116:07
nice
116:08
being self-employed tanks bad
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the number from the leak was after
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twitch takes its cut but before taxes oh
116:15
[ __ ] yeah
116:18
just just the just the [ __ ] hmrc that
116:20
[Music]
116:22
twitch is at least providing wait what
116:24
the [ __ ] i made 200
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that what i made 200 and [ __ ] 80 000
116:32
and twitch took
116:34
oh that hurts
116:39
twitch took
116:41
and fifty thousand dollars from me
116:48
oh
116:49
i need that roblox sound effects
116:52
man
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man
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man
117:01
that's rough buddy
117:02
thanks
117:03
uh that's fine i still made 150k
117:07
i still made money i'm still good like
117:10
trust me i'm not hurting i don't need
117:11
the money but like
117:15
still hurts
117:17
ah laughing in pain a little bit
117:20
it's annoying to take [ __ ] 50 i gotta
117:22
renegotiate that contract jesus christ
117:25
uh
117:26
self-host you're streaming for an extra
117:28
140k what the hell what
117:31
argue for a better oh you that shit's so
117:33
difficult to do you can't do it it's
117:35
just insanely hard
117:39
don't be sad have some donors
117:42
no trust me my my biggest flex is that i
117:45
i i have talked to rambu who i think was
117:48
on top ten so i know one of the top ten
117:51
so that's pretty cool
117:53
marambu made like two and a half
117:55
has to get his cut epic good guy
117:58
daddy basically oh bro it all went to
118:00
jeff
118:01
[ __ ]
118:02
i just paid for like a [ __ ] oh my god
118:05
the [ __ ] what car could he have gotten
118:07
for 150k
118:09
any tesla ah last arno for this goal and
118:12
i wouldn't ask if it was serious but can
118:14
i get some love for my friend mikey he's
118:17
back in the hospital fighting kovid and
118:19
not doing well last update was lung
118:22
specialist coming to see him may have to
118:24
be put on ventilator
118:26
oh [ __ ]
118:28
oh [ __ ] thanks for the hundred dollars
118:29
and also i have to go back but first
118:33
said hi but had to go to bed people are
118:35
dying for you to read your wholesome
118:37
fanfic it really isn't half bad lastly
118:40
since this is your main job you asked
118:42
what more you could do renegotiate
118:44
percentages with twitch
118:46
dude i listen twitch isn't that bad dude
118:50
uh just how bad it is on the viewer and
118:52
with announcements
118:53
yeah twitch doesn't really have like a
118:56
better
118:57
competition twitch doesn't really like
118:59
youtube kind of maybe youtube is
119:02
probably going to get better than twitch
119:03
at some point but like
119:05
it hasn't yet so i've tried streaming on
119:07
youtube before it's not that great i
119:09
don't know
119:10
maybe one day it'll be good remember
119:11
mixer oh i remember mix it i don't think
119:13
anything
119:14
it's gonna youtube compression is awful
119:16
dude yeah true maybe they'll up it for
119:18
streaming but like
119:21
i think if if like if youtube managed to
119:23
get their [ __ ] in order and they
119:25
realized that and if everyone would
119:27
leave twitch if youtube actually made a
119:30
good streaming service like if if
119:32
youtube was like better than twitch
119:34
people would just stream on youtube
119:37
because like most of their audience is
119:38
probably on youtube as well
119:40
the number in the leak was from
119:41
subscriptions bits and ad revenue
119:44
donations are completely separate damn
119:47
right baby
119:50
just streamlabs in the hmrc for that
119:52
youtube takes 30 of super chats twitch
119:55
takes
119:56
50. dude the top streamers renegotiate
120:00
to get it as good as 30
120:04
uh but yeah streamlabs still works for
120:05
youtube so youtube gaming is abysmal
120:09
it's not that bad it's okay
120:12
i'm just prepping you know maybe i in my
120:15
opinion i think eventually youtube will
120:18
just become like a content monolith
120:20
and i think it will just become like
120:22
everything will be on youtube
120:23
so i'm not sure
120:26
i don't know
120:27
i'm thinking twitch is probably
120:29
not good
120:31
flies definitely got a good few years
120:33
before youtube try and get this [ __ ]
120:35
together
120:38
don't think of it as giving jeff bezos
120:41
money think of it as sending william
120:43
shatner to space i don't know who that
120:45
is but he's got the name shat in his
120:47
name
120:48
this dude's called shatner how cool
120:50
could he be
120:53
who the [ __ ] william shatner
120:58
shannon played kirk in star trek
121:01
okay so he's a nerd with chat in his
121:03
name
121:05
loser
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uh
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[Music]
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is the skittle box in the back a sign
121:14
that the rainbow has hit you and the egg
121:16
cracked
121:18
no it's a sign that skittles just sent
121:19
me a bunch of free sour skittles because
121:21
i said they were my favorite candy and
121:23
they are
121:24
they genuinely are sour skittles are
121:26
[ __ ] great but like they sent me
121:28
more than any human could reasonably
121:30
consume and i've still got some to go
121:33
they sent me like 50 i calculated it was
121:36
like 50 000 calories worth of skittles
121:39
i obviously i have not gotten through
121:41
them yet
121:43
uh
121:45
so i still got them i still have boxes
121:46
dude i've got like four boxes of them
121:49
still
121:50
and they sent me like 12
121:52
and i've just given some away too
121:55
if you don't want them i've got dude
121:56
i've just been giving them as friends
121:57
i've been just giving them to friends as
121:58
gifts
122:00
sour skittles are hard to find i know
122:02
and in the uk they're especially hard to
122:05
find american sour skittles are [ __ ]
122:07
crazy to find but they make them a lot
122:09
they're thickening you up nope they
122:10
aren't i don't think you realize that
122:12
like i don't gain weight here or here i
122:14
gain weight here just
122:17
there because i'm you know a dude
122:19
i gained weight like on my arms my face
122:21
and my belly which is like the least
122:23
attractive places to gain weight
122:26
ugh how can you not know the original
122:28
star trek series
122:30
i've never watched star trek i don't
122:32
even know what the plot is
122:34
i genuinely don't even know like i know
122:36
that star trek exists
122:38
and that's it i know that they have a sp
122:39
i know it's in space
122:41
they do space [ __ ]
122:43
yeah that's all i know
122:46
that's genuinely the most i know about
122:48
star trek
122:49
uh
122:50
there's that one meme of
122:52
patrick whatever his name was stuart
122:54
patrick stewart going face palm
122:57
i know that so he wears red
123:01
and they fly around
123:02
if i was get let me make up the plot so
123:05
here's what they do in star trek this
123:06
plot of star trek is about
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a group
123:10
it's basically like friends
123:12
right
123:13
so this group of five misunderstood
123:15
quirky individuals they're all put on a
123:17
spaceship together and they're like whoa
123:19
dude
123:20
i don't know what to do with you guys
123:22
you're so quirky and funny and then uh
123:24
they have to just go about their life
123:26
and they're doing all relatable stuff
123:28
they go to another planet sometimes and
123:30
then they see like oh [ __ ] there's
123:32
aliens and stuff
123:34
let's say hi and then they all go and
123:36
then they join them on board the
123:38
spaceship but it's more quirky
123:39
adventures and they go on a trek
123:40
together through the stars and it's all
123:42
about the friends they made along the
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way
123:44
uh and like uh what's it called the guy
123:47
that face palms patrick stewart's
123:49
character he's like the joey of the
123:51
group he's like the like ladies man
123:53
right and then there's that dude with
123:54
the [ __ ] ears spark
123:57
i know that he exists he's like uh
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he's like rachel
124:05
from friends they're um he's these real
124:08
um
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it's real real
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real [ __ ] real
124:15
real uh just has a lot of boyfriends
124:17
cycling in and out you know
124:19
uh he's just he's just like he's that
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type of guy kind of sparks
124:27
just be quiet shut the [ __ ] up
124:30
how much of that did i get right
124:34
you've watched friends but not star trek
124:35
of course i've watched friends but not
124:36
star trek
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uh
124:43
how much should i go right how do i
124:45
cancel this but i cancelled my
124:47
subscription you can't you've already
124:49
given me the money
124:52
well was anyway you veered off course at
124:54
spock was i right about the about the
124:56
other guy forgot his i don't know his
124:58
name patrick stewart was that right
125:00
professor x bro was professor x like uh
125:03
joey
125:04
bit of a ladies man is that right that'd
125:06
be kind of cool
125:09
you just described rick and morty i did
125:11
not describe rick and morty i've watched
125:13
rick and morty
125:16
spock and
125:18
spock and pikad
125:29
that's just auto correct what the [ __ ]
125:32
the wrath of khan murders knife ears
125:34
spock
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why
125:36
i've made no [ __ ] sense at all not a
125:39
single word of that the wrath of khan
125:42
was the only bit of that that made like
125:44
grammatical sense i think
125:48
spock was a damn pimp i don't know what
125:50
i'm doing then
125:56
that impromptu style plot for star trek
125:59
star wars star trek was a thousand times
126:01
better than fan fiction people get
126:02
bringing up
126:04
i don't know what it's about i genuinely
126:06
don't i've heard um
126:09
is it like star wars
126:12
or is it like not at all and that's
126:13
gonna be offensive to the people that
126:14
know about it
126:16
patrick stewart's gay
126:18
no way so he's a man's man let's [ __ ]
126:21
go
126:22
he still [ __ ] patrick stewart [ __ ]
126:28
glad to know that i'm a no it is
126:29
offensive got you
126:31
i'm i'm glad to know that saying star
126:33
trek is like star wars is offensive good
126:34
tenna i can mess with so many people
126:39
then again i didn't like star wars
126:41
either
126:42
i nev dude the mandalorian was good
126:45
that's the only bit of star wars that
126:46
i've ever liked
126:48
um
126:50
like
126:51
can this hair work
126:58
i mean you could say i'm your average
127:00
typical gamer girl
127:02
i like i know about star trek i like
127:04
star wars
127:06
hans hans solo
127:08
he's pretty cool um
127:12
but he got like old right gross
127:19
so so i was like this is actual bimbo
127:21
[ __ ] dude i listen
127:23
uh
127:24
hanzo
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[Music]
127:31
really enjoying the new youtube hope you
127:33
have have a great day smile thank you
127:35
shall i make myself sad my videos have
127:37
been kind of like going lower recently
127:39
let's see what it's rated
127:42
ten out of ten let's go that's the worst
127:44
performing video i've uploaded yet [ __ ]
127:46
is completely chased but gets real kinky
127:49
only once every seven years
127:52
chased because real king here is it no
127:55
good good to know
127:59
uh
128:00
what do i do like
128:02
i'm trying to think if there's anything
128:03
else that i've watched
128:04
uh i i like to think that i've seen like
128:06
pretty much everything like um besides
128:09
star trek they never interested me like
128:11
marisa ends in the matrix and obviously
128:13
i've seen the matrix i'm trying to think
128:15
i'm usually i'm pretty well versus
128:16
cosplay please
128:18
i don't know what that is i don't know
128:20
what it is um how can you have brown
128:23
hair and give the most blonde answer
128:24
ever
128:26
i i like to think that i'm pretty well
128:28
versed pop culturally i haven't watched
128:30
alien
128:31
because it's scary and i don't want to
128:34
watch it i don't like horror movies
128:36
i have not seen the original blade
128:38
runner but i've seen the the one
128:40
recently later in the 20 something else
128:44
uh
128:46
e.t i've seen et
128:48
i've seen doctor who many i've seen all
128:50
the terminators
128:52
i've never even heard of stargate
128:58
oh i finally finished gotham what a show
129:00
i highly recommend it seems so lame
129:02
isn't it about young bruce wayne i
129:04
thought it was like really bad and um
129:06
what's the scariest movie you've seen
129:09
i just don't watch horror movies my
129:11
world is filled with happy insanity is
129:13
this f1 nn5 turd guy
129:17
uh
129:18
cancel this but oh my god i really
129:20
struck a nerf with john there
129:22
i don't know some sort of nerd
129:25
the goonies i know that's american but i
129:27
don't know what about squirt games
129:32
if i google that is that a pawn
129:34
is that a porno
129:35
if i google squirt games right now is it
129:38
gonna be a pawn her blink
129:43
if no one's made that hey uh
129:46
hey
129:47
porn people in the chat
129:49
please
129:51
please make one
129:52
brazzers
129:54
come on you know you should it's gonna
129:56
be real [ __ ] up
129:58
the concept of squid games but porn
130:00
sounds really [ __ ] [ __ ] up but
130:03
still
130:07
squirt games i've seen squid games yes
130:09
obviously i've seen
130:12
porn what do you call porn people
130:15
pornographers what do you what do you
130:17
call them i don't know what they're
130:18
called
130:19
what are the what are the people that do
130:21
porn called pornos porn stars how do i
130:24
figure that word
130:26
and i forget that that was a word
130:34
pornographers
130:42
bye my brain really just stopped
130:44
oh videos are going lower you should
130:47
merge your main job with it as a
130:49
youtuber you know as well as anyone that
130:51
a cute girl in thumbnail gets more
130:53
clicks i'm a waste of your top videos
130:56
are rose it would bring twitch only
130:58
viewers and send youtubers here
131:01
true
131:02
maybe
131:03
possibly we'll see
131:05
we could just use the ice cream clip
131:07
pornographers didn't sound wrong it
131:09
didn't right it almost is that a word i
131:12
i'd almost mentioned that pornographers
131:14
is a word the more the more i'm saying
131:16
it the more it doesn't sound like one
131:22
it's not a word it's not a it's
131:24
definitely not a word but like
131:26
it should be i think that's probably
131:28
accurate pornography sounds like a
131:29
better word anyway
131:31
if you look up squirt games it is porn
131:33
good to know
131:35
if i look up okay well i'm not going to
131:37
because i'm on stream and i won't look
131:38
at por i won't look at uh pornography
131:40
pornographers on stream
131:42
uh
131:44
pornographer makes the movie porn star
131:46
in the movie
131:47
nice
131:49
so who comes on who and who squirts on
131:51
who that's all i need to know
131:55
how the [ __ ] did we get here
131:57
i don't know uh this is a
131:59
family-friendly show it used to be
132:04
pornologists is the latin
132:08
nice
132:09
finn what are you on about i forgot the
132:11
word of things i'm talking about movies
132:13
i saw the new venom that's a good one
132:15
it's a good classic movie uh i've seen
132:17
what else have we seen i'm trying to
132:19
think of the people are making fun of me
132:20
that i never seen star trek so i'm gonna
132:22
i'm pr i'm trying to prove that i've
132:24
seen stuff still haven't favorite anime
132:26
still have not seen naruto still mean to
132:29
but i've got to google one of those like
132:30
anti-filler lists so i can do it like
132:32
that because
132:33
i watched the first two episodes of
132:35
naruto it's boring as [ __ ] i didn't get
132:37
through it
132:38
um
132:39
it just was not fun
132:41
uh so maybe it's one of those stick it
132:42
out sort of things
132:44
but um
132:46
what's it called the uh
132:49
what else i think my favorite anime was
132:52
it sounds lame to say attack on titan
132:54
but attack on titan definitely has the
132:55
coolest premise
132:56
mob psycho [ __ ] great
132:59
uh assassination classroom
133:01
made me cry at the end
133:04
uh
133:05
even it made no sense
133:06
what's it called
133:08
it's overrated ah it's pretty cool not
133:10
real normally activity yeah there was
133:12
another one that i forgot about
133:14
your name again normally [ __ ] but like
133:16
damn
133:18
uh [ __ ]
133:19
i'm there's so many anime that's like
133:21
made me almost cry or cry [ __ ]
133:25
spirited away has such an ending that's
133:27
like it's not a cry ending it's like a
133:29
huh ending you know like it's like a
133:31
it's like a it hits you sort of ending
133:34
[ __ ] what else
133:36
there's been so many that i've watched
133:38
death note's cool but it kind of sucked
133:40
after
133:42
people you know what i mean
133:45
it very quickly tried to end itself
133:47
after you know like tried to end the
133:48
series after [ __ ]
133:51
a main character plot point uh
133:54
but like it was good until then uh any
133:58
love movies chronicles [ __ ] great uh
134:01
i really do like chronicle
134:03
it's just
134:04
it's maybe not the best movie i've seen
134:06
but it's it's definitely a favorite it's
134:07
very nice i like chronicle a lot the guy
134:09
that made it's annoying
134:12
i'm really upset that he's not going to
134:13
be able to make a second one he's not
134:14
ever going to be honest second one
134:16
because he's a bad person but anyway
134:18
i wish i could see a list of all the
134:19
anime i've watched because i know i'm
134:21
forgetting about a ton
134:23
dr stone some normie [ __ ] that's quite
134:24
good
134:26
i haven't seen cowboy bebop
134:29
ah
134:30
if you name a bunch of like normie anime
134:33
i've probably watched it
134:36
berserk's good i haven't seen berserk
134:38
oh [ __ ]
134:41
there's so many that i definitely
134:42
haven't seen i've seen like soda online
134:44
i haven't seen soda online because i
134:47
i know one guy that has seen soda online
134:49
and he's lame
134:52
so it's like guilty by association
134:55
uh
134:57
so i'm not sure
134:59
dragon ball i haven't seen dragon ball
135:00
either i think all those sorts of shows
135:02
are stuff they have to get up with oh
135:03
full medal alchemist was great it was
135:05
the first anime i watched actually have
135:07
you seen bleach or fairy tale also have
135:09
you checked the minecraft chair yet [ __ ]
135:11
i'll google it now
135:20
oh my god
135:21
it doesn't look that bad
135:23
from 2007
135:27
is that the one hold on this is the
135:28
chair by the way
135:29
pretty epic
135:31
nice
135:32
is that the one that's like
135:34
uh let me google it i'll recognize the
135:36
cover if we hit 22 000
135:39
will you promise to watch at least one
135:41
episode yes i did original series i have
135:44
seen this movie actually i think
135:46
there's someone where like
135:48
no yeah this is the one where like
135:50
people die that he one of the some dude
135:52
falls out a window right and he he's a
135:54
ghost
135:56
that's literally the only plot point i
135:58
remember about this movie but it that's
136:00
true right
136:05
that's definitely true i don't remember
136:07
a single [ __ ] thing about that movie
136:08
besides that
136:10
anyway
136:11
no no i know i'm right i know i'm right
136:14
well there's so many tabs i
136:16
i don't know i was looking at house
136:20
someone tell me why finn's set up is so
136:21
unattractive
136:25
how can i make my setup more attractive
136:27
how am i gonna make my setup hotter and
136:29
sexier is it because it's messy is that
136:32
why do you have a thing of be against
136:34
grubby do you have a thing against
136:36
grubby little gremlins like me
136:42
hot take hunter's hunter is
136:47
greed island and phantom troop best arc
136:50
come at me buckos i don't know [ __ ] that
136:52
you just said i didn't understand a word
136:56
look at that it's clean now
136:58
it's clean now
137:00
anyway
137:03
look at that setups clean again let's
137:05
[ __ ] go
137:09
[Music]
137:11
it's too cluttered i disagree i think
137:13
it's pretty cool it's pretty epic
137:16
maybe one day i'll clean the room but i
137:17
just get stuff and then it gets messy
137:20
yeah
137:22
another skittles box i'm like they've
137:24
got two now one over there one over
137:25
there
137:29
i have no i i'm trans and i have no clue
137:31
how to size my bra help
137:33
uh
137:34
it depends i let's say you wear medium
137:38
you're anywhere from like 30
137:40
to like 34
137:43
no i like 30 get a 30 size bruh they run
137:46
different honestly
137:48
you can just measure yourself google it
137:50
i'm not gonna know and just measuring
137:51
yeah you just kind of measure
137:54
you can like measure your chest like
137:55
you're under bust and then that's the
137:57
that's the number in front of it and
137:58
then the c is like what the cup is
138:01
or the you know the letter is what the
138:03
cup is i'm like i'm 32c it's what i wear
138:06
usually good so you know
138:11
if we at 22k will you promise to watch
138:12
at least one episode of the original
138:14
star trek no
138:15
it's no i have no interest in it
138:19
apparently it's not that good right
138:21
apparently it's like it's beloved but it
138:23
ain't like great tv
138:25
you know it's like friends friends is
138:28
beloved but it's not great
138:30
it's like that sort of
138:32
i think anyway
138:38
did you ever watch the show misfits
138:41
sometimes you give me nathan vibes if
138:44
not you should look it up on youtube
138:45
real quick
138:47
is that the one with where they get
138:49
random superpowers and there's that one
138:50
dude i think i watched part of yeah
138:55
oh with the dude from umbrella academy
138:57
yeah i watched a few episodes of this
139:02
is it still going
139:04
oh no i watched a few episodes of it and
139:06
i remember i don't i don't remember
139:08
where i got i stopped i think i got
139:10
bored
139:12
i think i got bored i don't know what it
139:14
was
139:15
it's it's like it's old tv it's 2009 tv
139:18
it was like
139:19
i think it was maybe the effects that
139:21
were like some fake lightning happened
139:23
or something and then they were like
139:25
whoa and i was like okay this is not for
139:27
me
139:30
there were like five seasons i must have
139:32
watched maybe one i don't know
139:35
it it got really like goofy or something
139:39
like someone died in a closet
139:41
like in a wardrobe
139:43
and it was like real i don't know it was
139:45
a murderer i forgot what the [ __ ]
139:47
plot was
139:48
who just called finn daddy so many
139:51
people
139:52
so many people
139:54
you should see the tick tock comment
139:56
section
139:58
i don't know questions didn't appeal on
140:00
tcs oh yeah you need to donate what's it
140:02
called like three dollars for it to
140:04
appear as a tts i
140:06
have no idea yeah it's a three dollar
140:08
minimum
140:09
uh
140:10
i have no idea why
140:14
14 months it's just somehow still let's
140:16
one dollar ones through
140:18
every now and then i don't know why
140:21
anyway
140:23
daddy sorry mommy sorry that's my
140:25
[ __ ] bio
140:27
i live for that tiktok comment section
140:29
yeah dude
140:35
are you actually trans for real no
140:38
literally never said i was
140:40
even for fake not even for real
140:42
never been never will be still still
140:45
still me still finter still man
140:48
still just dressing as a woman bro
140:52
still being boring straight white male
140:54
bro i'll continue doing that for us for
140:56
as long as i can
140:58
things finn won't do for money
141:00
insertables and watch star trek the
141:02
complete list apparently yeah i like how
141:05
a butt plug is now changed into
141:07
insertables
141:10
i've never said that i won't stick
141:11
anything else at my ass i just said i
141:12
won't do a tail
141:14
so if you think about it like that it
141:16
makes complete sense
141:19
i just don't know the idea of being a
141:20
furry that's the only thing i mean like
141:24
um the moby the moby huge sure
141:26
but a fairy tale no
141:32
i could put that i could put that all
141:34
the way up into my
141:37
isn't an [ __ ] infinite
141:40
like theoretically
141:42
isn't your [ __ ] infinite
141:45
can you [ __ ] your [ __ ]
141:47
infinite because it's just intestine
141:49
right
141:51
and that just goes all the way through
141:52
you
141:53
like you're a straw right like you as a
141:56
human body are a straw
141:58
just real wiggly
142:01
isn't that correct
142:06
you did this bit two weeks ago
142:08
i don't think i've ever called the human
142:10
body a straw
142:16
what the [ __ ] is wrong with you
142:20
actually bursting with yoke
142:28
no it ruptures if you go too far but you
142:30
but it's technically correct you could
142:33
it does go infinitely
142:37
which is one of the many ways that men
142:39
are better than women because
142:41
if
142:42
you can only
142:44
[ __ ] vagina
142:45
up to a certain point
142:48
you can [ __ ] an [ __ ] infinitely
142:51
and that's my point that's why
142:53
i am that's what
142:57
wouldn't that be good if you were if
142:58
you're a sexist but that was the reason
143:01
it was purely about efficiency
143:09
it's my one reason
143:12
women have those too women don't have
143:14
buttholes
143:15
that's untrue that's completely wrong
143:18
they don't have them
143:22
otherwise they'd need to poop and women
143:23
don't poop
143:27
god
143:28
you guys are dumb you guys clearly don't
143:30
know female anatomy like
143:45
like a bit that like a shitty stand-up
143:47
comedian would put
143:48
hey you know who shits my ex-wife am i
143:51
right hey boys am i right my ex-wife
143:53
shits real hard let's go boy they suck
143:56
who must say can't get him pregnant but
143:58
it won't stop me from trying
144:02
nice 4chan is fun
144:04
fortune's such a nice
144:06
and nice place everything that you've
144:08
ever showed me from there is just so
144:10
nice and accepted gender is not based on
144:12
genitalia please don't reproduce that
144:14
nonsense
144:16
pyro
144:18
we were just talking about [ __ ]
144:22
literally
144:23
is this what passes for comedy on twitch
144:25
these days yes i was talking about how
144:28
you can [ __ ] an [ __ ] infinitely
144:30
would you like to experiment pyrocynical
144:36
thank you for the 500 viewers
144:39
i will take them in and adopt them into
144:41
my absolute hell hole
144:43
what was he doing was he trying to
144:45
construct another computer when he did
144:47
that i tried to phone him and say you're
144:49
an idiot i don't know if he got my
144:50
message but i definitely sent it
144:55
has this computer burned out yet anyway
144:57
when pirate when are you dressing as a
144:59
maid on my stream please let me vip you
145:02
when are you dressing as a maiden coming
145:04
on my stream
145:07
all right cynical
145:09
oh [ __ ] your name is pyrocynical right
145:11
hopefully there we go you're vip now
145:15
he was hanging with ah he was hanging
145:17
someone in a forest in japan i don't
145:19
know good to know
145:21
i'm glad he's taking advice from the
145:23
great of youtube
145:25
gender is based on genitalia you insult
145:27
real uh trans people who suffer through
145:29
the process of transitioning
145:31
gender is based on genitalia
145:33
i dude never two most con contrarian
145:37
sentences
145:38
gender is based on genitalia you're
145:40
insulting trans people how do you go
145:42
from like protecting trans people and
145:44
also say gender is based on genitalia i
145:46
am confused
145:48
gender is not based on genitalia sex is
145:50
based on genitalia but only slightly
145:52
even there's still
145:54
exceptions to that rule and also
145:57
i will wait till the days a trans person
145:59
says i am offending them by dress by
146:02
cross-dressing
146:05
what the [ __ ]
146:07
what a whole ass comment that was
146:09
uh indeed pyro stan's resistance is
146:11
futile you will be assimilated hell yeah
146:15
uh
146:16
aren't gender insects the same
146:18
no one of them's your [ __ ] idea one
146:22
one of them's just like
146:23
sex based on like chromosomes and [ __ ]
146:26
like that
146:27
gender
146:28
[ __ ] scale bro
146:30
there's a bunch of [ __ ] scientifically
146:32
studied dude gender's a different [ __ ]
146:37
anyway
146:39
as a trans person i think you're good
146:41
hell yeah thank you i talk about cool
146:43
things like knives
146:46
since you didn't do lock tubber are you
146:49
going to do no nut november
146:51
no
146:52
no october was never in the cards for me
146:57
no not november i'm already all powerful
147:00
i already i already control the winds
147:02
i'm a god
147:03
i don't know how much more powerful i
147:05
can get
147:06
uh if i do know not november i am
147:08
assuming religions will be named after
147:10
me and i don't think i can cope with
147:12
that level of responsibility so
147:14
i don't know if i want to would you get
147:15
that knife from asking for a friend
147:18
knives and tools uk uh they're pretty
147:20
good actually they ship real quick
147:21
henny haynes is also a good store if
147:24
you're in the uk if you're in america
147:26
blade uh
147:27
[ __ ] blade hq good one or knife
147:31
center life center's also [ __ ]
147:32
massive and they're really the i think
147:34
they're the biggest knife store anyway
147:37
as a trans person you are epic
147:39
nice
147:41
you can control the sims what you really
147:42
do
147:46
he's nice for cooking what the hell
147:48
there's a folding knife though look at
147:49
that floppy knife
147:51
british person has a knife no way i have
147:53
many
147:54
like many many many knives
147:57
many many knives and they're all
147:58
decorative you couldn't stab someone
148:00
with that [ __ ] what the [ __ ] they're not
148:02
for that they're for just like me liking
148:04
them little pieces of machinery that's
148:06
pretty cool
148:07
it's like a thousand dollar knife no
148:09
[ __ ]
148:10
it's like 1.2 000.
148:13
look at this look at how smooth it is
148:15
[ __ ] runs on bearings
148:17
yeah
148:20
how many knives uh many knives and only
148:23
one open wound hell yeah wait yeah there
148:25
it is
148:31
stabbing thumbs maybe it was only a
148:33
small injury
148:35
it's
148:37
healing relatively well it's okay
148:39
balasang [ __ ] where is that
148:45
i definitely did have a bala song
148:48
a butterfly knife you could say
148:51
and now it's gone
148:53
the [ __ ] did i put that okay i don't
148:55
know where it is
148:56
i've lost a knife on the ground
148:59
that's not a good sign
149:01
i've lost a knife on the ground if
149:02
anyone finds it please do let me know i
149:04
have this one it's way shittier than the
149:06
other one but it is a balor song
149:08
technically
149:10
we still do tricks and [ __ ] with it hold
149:12
on
149:16
not very well
149:18
my god
149:19
oh my that's so [ __ ] unbalanced
149:23
i should put it back on the thong
149:26
there's just a thong on the desk that's
149:27
where i keep my knives
149:29
film we want an off please no i do have
149:32
a good idea though was that goblin on
149:34
your shirt no idea got it from a
149:36
max mofo
149:40
please help me remind the scary stream
149:41
of the rosary
149:43
dude i'm being good dude i'm being good
149:47
sure thumb
149:49
it's see-through
149:52
it's a see-through thing
149:55
it's pretty epic i've never worn it
149:56
because it serves no function
150:02
posture check
150:08
not that bad
150:10
doing okay
150:14
a little bad str relatively straight
150:17
back not bad
150:20
you took my gender i want it back please
150:22
it's my turn on the gender mom said it's
150:24
my turn on the gender
150:26
i'm the shape of a banana look at this
150:28
[ __ ] knife man it's so cool i get new
150:30
knives every now and then and i'm always
150:32
hyped about it
150:33
all right
150:37
put your balusthong on
150:38
[Music]
150:41
my belly thong oh my [ __ ] god how do
150:43
i keep forgetting about that dude i've
150:45
been meaning to do uh [ __ ] i've been
150:47
meaning to do vr for so long
150:50
i've got full body tracking set up in vr
150:52
if i clean my room and [ __ ] oh my god if
150:55
i get rid of that box i throw everything
150:56
i don't want to wipe oh my god i have a
150:58
box i can throw everything i don't want
151:00
in the box and i can clean my room up a
151:02
bit
151:03
[ __ ] do some vr dude i want to kick
151:06
some [ __ ] don't you have blue heels not
151:09
really
151:10
i have a
151:11
blue heels have been a thing i need like
151:13
baby blue heels that's what i need
151:15
like light blue heels i can't find him
151:18
if what i say if if i clean my i'll be
151:20
able to do it it's fine resident evil 7
151:23
no
151:24
uh i won't even i will not even play uh
151:27
play a remotely scary game um
151:30
i just want to [ __ ] around in blade and
151:32
sorcery and kick people in the nuts in
151:34
blade and sorcery that's that's it
151:37
i will not be finishing half life alex
151:40
that's terrifying
151:42
uh [ __ ] vario released a new headset
151:46
it's like 2k
151:47
it's questionably better than the index
151:49
it's not as good because you need a
151:51
headset and a microphone
151:53
not that great but you know apparently
151:55
it's well good quality vr's updating
151:58
finally i'm just gonna wait till valve
152:00
really releases the index two
152:02
so
152:05
the endings half-life alex is really
152:07
good i don't care i don't wanna [ __ ]
152:08
with head crabs and it's scary as [ __ ] i
152:11
don't like it
152:13
blind sorcerer actually got an update
152:14
this week [ __ ] is it any good
152:17
vario arrows the next gen vr headset
152:19
yeah i i saw it it's cool and all i just
152:21
i just don't want to get it i just can't
152:23
be bothered
152:26
it's too much money for like such a
152:28
small upgrade i don't play vr that much
152:32
but like it would be really cool to go
152:33
and look at some worlds again in vr like
152:35
the ones that you just sit back and look
152:37
at sort of worlds like in vr chat or
152:39
something
152:40
i've got one while they're just open the
152:42
door and sweep everything down the
152:43
stairs d
152:48
i might be doing that actually that's a
152:49
that's a good idea
152:51
i think i look pretty good actually
153:01
dude oh [ __ ] here's the thing can i give
153:04
you a question
153:05
this is going to be an interesting thing
153:06
as i lose weight
153:08
i'm not entirely sure what's going to be
153:09
happening here but like in theory right
153:12
i'm going to lose like more fat around
153:14
my face
153:15
which is going to be interesting
153:18
because
153:20
it's going to show like my male bone
153:22
structure right it's going to show my
153:24
male bone structure more so if i lose a
153:27
bunch of weight
153:28
will i look more masculine
153:31
what will i look like
153:33
will you lose your eye cups i've already
153:34
lost the eye cups that was a very fun
153:36
thing to find out i know i can't really
153:38
be shirtless on camera nor what i want
153:40
to be but like i look a lot better
153:42
shirtless now which is quite nice
153:44
um
153:46
why your non-existent male bone strength
153:48
yeah i do
153:52
that jaw look at that draw a nose but
153:56
it's a male bone structure right there
153:58
some good male bone structure
154:01
masculine bone structure
154:09
oh these are [ __ ] nice
154:14
it's possible face fat can stay behind
154:16
ah my face does look noticeably a little
154:19
bit better like slimmer anyway like look
154:21
at the
154:24
i know maybe at some point someone could
154:26
compare i do the same makeup all the
154:28
time
154:28
so
154:30
if i look into the camera like that
154:32
straight face i'm sure there's many
154:33
images that look the exact same of me
154:35
before
154:37
when i was like 10 kg heavier i don't
154:39
know if it's changed much error adam's
154:41
apple not found
154:45
it's there
154:49
look at that that shit's an adam's apple
154:51
dirty dude dude i said buddy and do it
154:54
together
154:56
dude
154:57
adam's apple
155:01
you saw it micro apple bruh
155:12
i'll do it i'll do it
155:14
little [ __ ]
155:18
big apple
155:20
dude shush it's fine it's good it's a
155:22
good good adam's apple adam's apple
155:26
adam zeffel's pretty good i'll let you
155:28
have that one that's all you get
155:30
also rule 12
155:32
[ __ ] is rule 12 bro
155:37
what's rule 12
156:01
suck my bowls
156:08
i'm wearing it
156:10
you need surgery on that on what the
156:12
atoms apple
156:16
that is possible
156:17
necklace nice earrings better yeah i
156:20
mean i that is a plan i do plan to have
156:23
that done
156:24
uh
156:26
you see the chat that's what i have to
156:27
deal with i'm wearing it technically
156:30
wearing i'm i'm do it's fashion i'm
156:33
wearing it in a cooler
156:35
i'm repurposing it
156:37
rule 12 of girl month baby
156:41
i still think this is a scam [ __ ]
156:44
jewelry scam scam bro i don't wear
156:46
jewelry pog also love the plushie in the
156:48
background less than three hell yeah
156:51
some people would call it random clutter
156:53
i call it my friend
156:55
jeremy
156:57
did they did surgery on an atom's apple
156:59
good to know
157:02
uh where is rose necklace here wait
157:06
here
157:07
this is it this is the rose necklace
157:09
it's jangly
157:11
there it is buddy
157:15
you tired finn yeah very can you tell i
157:17
woke up at like 7 a.m
157:19
that's what i mean by like the first
157:21
stream backs always weird and i spent
157:23
four hours in a chair doing the hair and
157:26
also i built a bed
157:28
i built a bed dude
157:32
i built a bed
157:35
you proud of me i built a bed with my
157:37
hands not some ikea [ __ ] i bought
157:41
lumber from bnq i bought a miter saw
157:45
no one cares about your bed love
157:51
i bought a miter saw
157:54
i bought a bit of oak i bought a bit of
157:56
pine
157:57
bought a bit of screws
157:59
and then i built a bed
158:03
oh yeah bnq is home depot it's literally
158:05
the same brand
158:09
actual lumberjack damn right use the
158:11
dremel no didn't need to it's so [ __ ]
158:14
easy to do i bought a miter saw to get
158:17
good consistent wood
158:20
and then i bought uh and that's it and
158:22
then that's all i really needed for the
158:23
whole project that's kind of it
158:26
that and wood and i already had screws
158:28
so i like just drilled them in i did i
158:31
already had a good drill
158:32
into the thing made a big old square
158:35
for whom did you build that bed kinda
158:37
looks like a children's bed
158:44
that's interesting that you asked that
158:46
and it's very funny that's how you
158:47
phrase it
158:52
someone's coming up to birmingham i'm
158:53
expecting a visitor
158:55
and they will fit in that bed
159:02
have fun uh have fun with your guesses
159:04
but it should be a fun stream
159:09
just sending it to them
159:15
tell me in it tell me and it's taller
159:17
than me and no
159:19
uh
159:19
there's no one in minecraft
159:21
uh i hadn't thought of that
159:27
but anyway uh yeah i built a bed i
159:30
needed a guest room anyway that room is
159:32
uh what's it called that room was just
159:34
random storage so i need a small bed to
159:37
feel cozy
159:40
yes
159:42
69 inch girls
159:44
i had um so i had this [ __ ] what's it
159:48
called i that room was just a bunch of
159:51
clothes on the floor
159:52
random trash and a freestanding hanger
159:55
like a floor hanger
159:57
uh so what i did is i went on amazon and
159:59
i bought uh two wall
160:01
wall based hanging rails put them up so
160:04
now the whole wall is all hanging space
160:07
so i've got all the dresses and [ __ ] on
160:09
one wall and then i bought a chest of
160:11
drawers which doubles my drawer space in
160:13
my entire house add six more drawers
160:16
put put a bunch of [ __ ] in there and i'm
160:19
just gradually cleaning up the amount of
160:20
random crap in my house because i have
160:22
so many clothes
160:24
so
160:27
five nine is petite
160:29
it is definitely not
160:31
five nine is like average height for men
160:35
and then
160:36
above average height for women
160:40
you didn't just buy a chest of drawers
160:41
you also bought your chest true
160:44
from the same store
160:46
ikea anyway oh
160:49
is this wearing i might end the stream
160:51
soon i feel like i've just gone [ __ ]
160:53
haywire of like i i don't know what's
160:55
going on anymore
160:56
i don't know if i can be very funny
160:58
anymore because i'm tired
161:00
i more just
161:01
doing my own thing
161:03
you know what i mean
161:07
look at this
161:09
look at this you think this is cool
161:13
i think it's about time to end the
161:14
stream oh my god all right i can't keep
161:18
up with this anymore i've exhausted
161:19
myself
161:21
um i'm gonna wake up at a good time next
161:23
time i managed to stay up until like 1am
161:27
uh
161:28
stop flipping your income source off
161:31
no you guys aren't my income source
161:35
you're my friends what if the real
161:37
income source is the friends we made
161:38
along the way
161:40
hmm
161:42
what about that um
161:45
i'm gonna go
161:46
i'm gonna go i'm gonna go
161:48
to sleep i'm gonna go make myself
161:51
oh [ __ ]
161:53
i ain't gotta even got food to look
161:54
forward to [ __ ] maybe i'll make an egg
161:58
yeah i'm gonna make an egg
162:00
i'm gonna [ __ ] boil an egg
162:03
i'm gonna put some soy sauce in that
162:05
[ __ ]
162:07
i'm gonna like
162:09
[ __ ]
162:10
eat it
162:12
i have some ice cream left
162:14
i have some like halo top ice cream that
162:16
shit's like 100 calories i'm gonna have
162:17
a [ __ ] egg
162:19
and some ice cream
162:21
damn right i'm gonna have some egg and
162:23
some cream
162:25
i'm gonna eat it together
162:27
like a psychopath
162:29
and then i'm i'm gonna go to bed
162:33
so i'll be leaving now
162:35
good night
162:40
and cream oh my god anyway boys i hope
162:43
you like the new
162:45
food porn asmr shitty food porn just
162:48
[ __ ] eggs anyway boiled egg anyway
162:51
hey boys
162:54
i hope you like new hair it's longer now
162:57
we'll see how we get on with it i think
162:58
it's a cool little look um this is now
163:01
like the way longer hair i don't know if
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i mentioned i've got the hair extensions
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in and everything now
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i'm thinking i'm looking pretty [ __ ]
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fly
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and uh i will see you i'm gonna go get
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hydrated drink some water
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that's light outfit check
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i'm matched i'm blue dabba dee dabba die
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uh i'll maybe i'll wear something a
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little bit cooler next time but uh i
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will see you peace peace boys i'll see
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you tomorrow i'll be streaming tomorrow
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bye 8 pm gm uh british bye