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[Music]
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hey boys
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hello
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what's up
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how are you how are you how are you
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personally jeremiah uh the jeremiah you
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uh i'm sure that's a lot of your names
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i'm sure
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hello
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hold on i'm going to post a discord
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people say you don't need to press the
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discord i don't care so listen boys
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uh i'm feeling wait hold on i got to do
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this first one second
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cause i'm about to okay i'm good i'm
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about to like get changed on camera i'm
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about to get changed and i don't want to
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be on camera doing it because listen i
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feel like i don't trust my camera
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anymore
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ever since the incident at mcc
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um
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that could have been a lot worse so i'm
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not going to allow it hold on let me
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grab some pajamas that have been sent to
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me
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because
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and
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hold up oh [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on
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let me quickly cover up
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all right
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okay
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it's me again hello boys i'm here oh god
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what happened in mcc i've uh i didn't
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cover thyself very well let me quickly
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turn on camera all right
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i promise you
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i'm definitely not in the exact same
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thing i was wearing yesterday
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i promise
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this is new i actually have two of these
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shirts
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three even
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uh that i changed out of the other one
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is in the wash
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currently which is why
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i wouldn't i would never wear that that
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would be
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that would be gross
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there's a nice photo at the start of the
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mcc video thanks uh
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oh [ __ ]
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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hold on
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hold on
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[Music]
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hold on hold on
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hold on
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i'm in a new outfit
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do you like it
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i'm being a man today chat
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hi
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hey you want to hear something [ __ ]
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you want to hear something uh uh quite
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frankly bs i'm gonna take this jacket
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my father's jacket that he's left
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he left me um in his will i mean no he's
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alive yeah i mean like in his like you
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know he gave it to me of his free will
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of his free will manly man times
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anyway
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so
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so
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ah today's been a [ __ ] day dude
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here's what i did today uh i've been
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insulted by my own abilities and by the
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internet so here's what i did
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uh
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a couple things i decided oh i'll be
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productive today i tidied the room a
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little bit i did a bit of putting stuff
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in drawers but i also did a little bit
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of um a bit of a bit of cooking i
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decided to try cook oh [ __ ] he's back
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hey mustache
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get out get out now thank you thanks
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mustache bye
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um
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i decided to do a little bit of cooking
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and i thought i was craving this thing
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vegetarians we don't get to have it very
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much but i found one restaurant that
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served it it's a little something called
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butter chicken i don't know if any of
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you ever heard of it take a shower i can
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smell you whole way over here in the u.s
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i showered
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yesterday it's 6 p.m i'm fine
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it's okay
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your manly cosplay was good but it was
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not that convincing
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shut up it's doing well uh i just
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haven't like taken out my hair from a
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ponytail and this ah but i'm there's a
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reason for that
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so i have uh i i don't know if you okay
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clearly you guys have never heard of
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butter chicken uh
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it's uh it's this thing it's quite nice
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uh i don't know no one's it's unique i
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think to just uh to just
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my city i don't think anywhere else has
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it but like you don't get to have it
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much as vegetarian
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uh weirdly enough in the name butter
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chicken
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one of those two things are not
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vegetarian so i've only ever had it
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recently you aren't wearing pajama pants
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during dress and skirt month when you
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have all those cute nighties are you
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oh my god
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i haven't worn any of the 90s actually
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i've just got them all in a drawer
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one of them's there
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[ __ ]
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i've worn a 90. i just go to sleep naked
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instead of scam did i just sleep naked
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who doesn't sleep naked
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i sleep naked
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that's how you do it it's more comfy
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anyway uh so here's the thing
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uh i i just i was having a bit of
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craving for it there was one place in my
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entire city that served it and i loved
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it for like the one day they did it the
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one week it turns out every of my every
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one of my favorite places on ubereats
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shuts down after a week
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maybe they're not quite putting up with
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the health and health inspections but
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they're so [ __ ] good and i just was
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craving it today so i decided
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i could do that i could do that how hard
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could it be could could it be to make so
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i looked up binging with babish on
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youtube he's because he's the only man i
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trust with cooking he's the only man i
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trust in general uh and i looked up uh i
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wonder if he's ever made uh butter
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chicken and he kind of has so i i
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followed his little recipe that he
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showed off
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but i didn't have all this stuff and i
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didn't they didn't provide me
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measurements
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so i just sort of eyeballed it i hear
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you'd like to have another nine months
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of box fin
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i think i can help make that happen
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anyone else hear that like buzzing kind
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of glitch glitchy audio
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[ __ ] didn't go good butter chicken is
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legitimately a soup and i somehow burnt
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it i it was awful i was so [ __ ] good
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disgusting i did it so badly thank you
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for the thousand bits and thankfully six
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foot three inches but those two
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measurements are separate shit's like
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water dude how do i burn that i burnt i
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one year prompt
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i'm not good at cooking
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and i don't like that i wish i was
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but like
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it's too complex [ __ ] okay
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it was
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the easiest thing it is not a hard
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recipe to follow but it was so [ __ ]
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gross when i did it i always i had naked
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i never know what to do with my huge
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balls
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they're always in my way when i turn
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over i one of them they're in the way so
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[ __ ] i was like i was uh
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so i did i did like a couple cups of
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tomato thank you dbbs for the 10 gifted
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subs very nicely i did a couple cups
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tomato some water put some cream uh they
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said swap it out with some greek yogurt
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and i was like i'm being healthy i'll
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[ __ ] swap it out some greek yogurt
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add some brown sugar i have brown sugar
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i'm a healthy boy i started watching uh
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it's my favorite time beautiful today as
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well put that [ __ ] in blend it up with
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some garlic and stuff in it tasting in
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my head it tastes great to the pink
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chair oh oh it's still over there i
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haven't cleaned it [ __ ] i haven't like
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moved all the stuff well anyway tomatoes
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tomatoes uh and then [ __ ] oh my god
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it was and i and it was i tasted it it
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was like oh it's not that sweet it
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tastes very much like turmeric or cumin
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or something coming and i didn't like it
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so i was like oh [ __ ] it okay i'll add a
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bit more this guy added
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honey in it okay i'll put honey added
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honey
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[ __ ] [ __ ] it oh my god it was the net i
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poured it down the drain immediately
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immediately it's so bad yeah i could not
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do it i don't know how to cook i've
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accepted that fact another thing after
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doing that
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realize that i i'm not could i'm not cut
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out for this i'm gonna just make my
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basic meal
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and that's gonna be it i'm just gonna
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make my basic meal
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i'm gonna enjoy it what the [ __ ] thank
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you i see that you have the new box
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looking good yeah mustache look at that
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new [ __ ] i got a chat it's not even a
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box it's a chest
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anyway
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so those so oh my [ __ ] god
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oh by the way there's a there is a
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reason why i'm wearing this and not
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anything else uh i have a i have a
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surprise hold on i have a surprise for
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you oh my [ __ ] god thank you for
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[ __ ] it's herbs look at this look at
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this [ __ ]
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look what i found
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look what i found
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look what i found
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i found the [ __ ] gray tennis dress
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look at this [ __ ] i found it i'ma wear
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this surprise outfit baby look at this
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[ __ ] i'm gonna wear this [ __ ] this could
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be epic you do know that they sell that
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sauce in a jar right
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right
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they do but it's not no one sells it
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near me i did look but uh no one sells
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it near me so i tried to cook it i
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didn't i don't i don't like that i can't
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do it
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you have to learn tennis with all these
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outfits yeah but yeah um
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i have to do it after getting that all
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that cooking done i decided i'm just
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gonna go watch tik tok for a while i'm
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going to waste the day before i stream
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and as i was scrolling through
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again insulted um i really
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so there's this thing on tick tock where
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it shows when someone follows you right
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and
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occasionally it's quite nice you'll see
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some verified user that you find funny
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and that follows you oh that's that's so
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nice of them
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and then i was scrolling through and you
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don't see it too often so it's kind of a
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rare occurrence it's enough that i check
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them out
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um
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and a fun little i'm going to let you
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guys make up your own i'm going to let
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you guys make up your own
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ideas after i tell you this
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chat finn's masculinity la la la la la
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i have a lock in my hand i'll put this
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[ __ ] in a suck i will bash you in the
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shoulder blade with it imagine that
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how dare you i hate you
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um
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so
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i'll let you guys make up your own
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conclusions about this so there's in my
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in my experience there's about three
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different types of people that follow me
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and it's like
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it's weirdly like change your clothes
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you gremlin no
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i will it's weirdly it's like chad's
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which i mean [ __ ] yeah
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it's like and then
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thank you for the eight gifted subs an
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annoying number it is computer coders a
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lot of computer scientists and coding
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tick tock follows me
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and machine and months already huh
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and i've recently learned about a third
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type
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the third type of person that follows me
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as i was scrolling through and i know
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the reason why i'm putting as a type
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because two in a row
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two in a row
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therapy tick tock follows me
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why
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what sort of case study am i i love the
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llama in the background
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uh that's worrying it's that's a
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worrying thing to know
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why
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so congratulations therapy tick tock
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you've pushed me over the [ __ ] edge
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um
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why why did i say
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it was like
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it was like oh my god if therapy attempt
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follows yeah and scrolled again it's
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like oh another therapy video and
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another therapist follows me
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so the algorithms got it in for me
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apparently that's good
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to know nice all i do is i like videos
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of dudes throwing big rocks in the water
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is that it and i
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i mean come on is that is that so bad
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is that it my like page is just that and
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hank green
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is it
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oh jesus [ __ ] so that was my day
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anyway i've got an outfit
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oh yeah i've been like continually after
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our shopping spree together chat i've
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been continually just unboxing all the
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[ __ ] that's been coming in and it's a
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lot
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uh oh god i get trucking videos too i
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never like them also football ones i
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always like do not show me this anymore
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on football tick tock and it keeps
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[ __ ] showing me i don't know what's
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going on it's like fan cams i feel the
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same way about like k-pop fan cams as i
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do the football
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tick tocks where they're like kicking a
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ball in the thing and it's like [ __ ]
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rap over it and look how [ __ ] awesome
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this shot is it's like all right i don't
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give a [ __ ] i don't know i select i
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don't want to care about it every time
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it's just poppy did you guys know
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football is really popular ah
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like it's just it's just like straight
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straight dudes
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being
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like making kpop 13 like 13 year old
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k-pop fan cams but for their favorite
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football stars
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i'm sure ronaldo's really cool dude i
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don't know
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thanks for the bits okay
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yeah here's what i've gotten in the in
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the thing imaging just balls the only
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time that straight these can like balls
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maybe the
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okay wait autumn so here's the other
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thing i got
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i've been unboxing these things
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my corsets came and i haven't tried them
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on yet you may remember i have lost a
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bit of weight and now my corset is too
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big
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[ __ ] where's my knife it matches should
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i do the black one or the white one
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what do you thunk
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what do you thunk chat
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this is the black one
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i'm already unboxing it but i may i may
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end up doing the wrong i'm gonna wear it
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with a gray
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i'm gonna wear it with a gray tennis
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dress
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so which one's closer to gray
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white or black which one's closer to
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grey
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make that decision science
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whoa this knife's sharp holy [ __ ] i
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bought this new knife
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um and it's sharp as hell
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they come good from the spyderco black
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white black white dude pick one black
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okay
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now given this could go horribly wrong
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and i could realize that i am a little
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bit more bloated after i've had my my
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shitty butter chicken i didn't eat it
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but still i made something else the um
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oh
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i i'm hoping this goes well i'm hoping
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that they this one fits so i don't know
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who did the white one black i'm gonna go
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black one people said black one usually
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i follow you because it's like you're
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the son or daughter i never had
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i've never
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i'm conflicted
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thank you
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it feels so wholesome but also
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somehow not
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i don't know why
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that's a really wholesome comment that i
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just
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it's a bit off
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you know like there's a tinge of
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mystery about how only been
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telling you that you are doing a lot to
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help the mental health of young trans
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people you are very much welcoming like
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that one friend who never judges you
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also what happened with the tutu
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you mean
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you mean that too too
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it's sitting on the floor it's gonna sit
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on the floor for 24 hours it hasn't been
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24 hours yet it says on the packaging
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i'm not convinced that it's a 24 hour it
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could have it just said
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why seven dollars steal bones yes
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it's bony i'm apprecia i appreciate hard
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bones in anything that i
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uh
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use
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it's actually the most like boned course
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this is gonna sound so inappropriate
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it's the most like boned corset
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it's really heavily boned
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i'm not a fan of what's going on right
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now it feels shorter
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it might just be me i don't know
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we'll figure out any plans for a makeup
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tutorial video i also love your content
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glad i could finally catch a stream dude
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i've been at the camera seems to be
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focusing on the mic again oh well i mean
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i control the focus
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look at that
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would you wait
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i control the focus i said it's a manual
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[Music]
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i'm glad that you can tell that i'm out
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of focus and i can't help but wonder
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when we will see the walking streams
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that have been redeemed over half a year
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ago
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summer's over so get ready to be cold
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yeah i'm i'm sure you guys are going to
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be completely fine with me wearing like
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a nice
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a nice warm coat out on the walks right
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you guys would be fine with that and
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you'd love it wouldn't you wouldn't you
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chat because that's just how you guys
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are you're just so nice and considerate
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and so considerate
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of my
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temperature preferences
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all right
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i'm opening up the corsa right now
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there we go
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and let's open up this side
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all this
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thing
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just know you help a lot of people and
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that makes you awesome
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i think these are the therapists that
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follow me is this all of you
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is that all of them
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you're all just coming into the streams
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now
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don't worry you're pretty cool
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all right oh [ __ ] i also got a bunch of
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[ __ ] corset liners and i don't know
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where the [ __ ] they are
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oh that oh damn they're in the thing
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somewhere
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okay i should probably get those [ __ ]
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wait let me see
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can't look like a horse girl not gonna
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lie
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how do i take that what's the what's the
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cringe around horse girls are they
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usually weird are they usually shitty
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what's the what's the what's the
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stereotype
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i don't know the st i don't know the
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stereotype surrounding horse girls
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course alone is like something you put
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under it
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i want to know what the [ __ ] that is
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i know i long fa not not literal horse i
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i think i'm i'm aware that it's like
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girls who like horses
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is i is i believe what it is
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i think
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right
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yeah
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that's not correct where is this thing
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did i know what a corset line is am i
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perhaps stupid
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i might be perhaps stupid
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no
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i definitely did
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yay i didn't i'm peeved hold on i gotta
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go do that though i gotta go grab
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something for that i think i have a
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thing for it though
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i gave up on my dream of you wearing
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that tutu it's still there i still have
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it i can oh [ __ ] you anyway hold on i'm
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gonna go grab this thing i've managed to
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adjust the course i think it'll be fine
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i'm gonna go grab a corset liner one sec
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brb hey stove one sec
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i have just had inspiration for a new
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outfit to send in the po box for the
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winter walks oh snow bunny time
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what
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hold on i'm entering the room again what
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the [ __ ] no snow boy
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what does that even mean
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like
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i don't like the sound of that stuff
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that sounds terrifying
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hold on
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okay i'm back what the [ __ ]
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i didn't like that one bit one bit at
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all
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unless you mean like a nice furry coat
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thing i found this thing that's gonna be
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fine it's just a one of my one of my
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tops
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um
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it's also grey so it kind of matches
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finn knows about the latter
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the what
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furry oh you're just calling me fairies
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now
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oh oh my god i was about to let some
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information slip holy [ __ ] not about
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fairies but about a different thing
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um has it been announced
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i don't know if it's been announced i
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know the teams for mcc all stars
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having a baby and i'm so excited i'm
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just a little nervous being a dad any
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advice
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oh
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dude it took me a minute
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congratulations
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jesus
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okay
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oh
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all right i'm gonna i'm gonna get
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changed into a corset uh
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go over there for a second
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you oh let's not show you the absolute
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state of my room how bad is it oh
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okay that's that's enough
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i'm gonna be over here i think i changed
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it into this thing any special requests
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i'm just gonna try this thing on i don't
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know if it's gonna fit me or not
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i will see oh wait i have a way better
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idea of doing this good evening
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princeton
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princeton actually i [ __ ] i'm just
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gonna it's gonna be fine it'll be fine
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it'll be okay i'm just not gonna be on
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i can't do this i've not got enough
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space to work with
26:08
what does that even mean penguin heart
26:10
finn did you get my penguin outfit that
26:12
i sent
26:13
no
26:15
no i haven't yet
26:17
i mean i've got a bunch of po's box
26:19
stuff but i haven't got that that sounds
26:21
interesting
26:27
it's just going to be fin chair though
26:29
you guys all right with fin chair
26:31
momentarily
26:34
i'm going to need a different bra
26:37
i'm gonna need a different bra bruh
26:40
oh my god
26:42
now i know that there's a penguin
26:44
costume
26:48
i'm bisexual a computer scientist and a
26:51
white hat hacker
26:58
what's that [ __ ] vine
27:02
oh god i don't know you reminded me of
27:04
something
27:05
good to know
27:07
how do those things correlate
27:10
is your coding particularly flamboyant
27:14
do you have
27:16
maybe
27:21
i'm not good enough for python or java
27:23
to make a joke
27:25
about it what the hell
27:27
what the [ __ ]
27:30
yeah i mean sure but you could have been
27:31
a bit less direct
27:33
don't kill the two to dream they put so
27:36
much work into it it's still there
27:39
also what do you mean they put work into
27:41
it it's you can't you they they bought a
27:44
tutu
27:46
you didn't make it
27:48
i mean someone did probably i'm assuming
27:51
i mean [ __ ] oh my god if they made the
27:53
tutu holy [ __ ] they didn't make the tutu
27:55
right
27:56
they didn't do that i'm not just being a
27:58
dick
28:02
please tell me they didn't
28:04
build me a tutor
28:10
i do need a different breath hold on
28:12
[ __ ] boys i i've lost a bra what the
28:16
[ __ ] is that
28:17
i know where it is i think it's over on
28:19
that chair i'm a cis male turned
28:22
crossdresser thanks to you
28:26
my b just give me one second
28:28
um
28:30
i'm just gonna search the chair
28:44
i mean
28:46
that
28:47
what the [ __ ]
28:49
what the [ __ ] is this
28:52
how is this much how is there this much
28:55
[ __ ] on this chair
28:58
i need to clean
29:00
i'm the garbage man okay i'm good now
29:05
i'm good now please camera please don't
29:07
be weird there it is oh my god we're
29:10
still fine yes hell yeah baby
29:17
i'm a sis milton crossdresser you can
29:19
still be a cis male cross dresser i'm
29:22
doing it pretty well
29:24
i'm doing it fantastically well some
29:26
would say
29:29
you don't have to abandon that title
29:31
because you yeah you feel like your
29:33
skirt might be cool
29:38
egg time
29:42
i have an idea
29:45
oh my god i'm gonna do something
29:51
i thought i'd give you guys a bit of
29:52
background music because this could be
29:54
could you see that when i was doing that
29:56
no you couldn't wait could you
29:59
you could just see me over there
30:03
ah it's fine
30:06
[Music]
30:14
stream with me arizer thanks champ i'll
30:17
see you at dinner later
30:20
what
30:21
uh
30:23
i'm confusing
30:26
i'm streaming razer in a while
30:29
[Music]
30:36
i have to quickly put on a
30:38
thing
30:39
champ
30:40
[Music]
30:43
i've got to decide what size titties i
30:45
want today
30:47
and how thin my waist is gonna be
30:52
to stream with risa risa would need to
30:53
stream
30:55
oh god dude i i've been pressuring at
30:57
the stream for so long now she just
30:59
one day she will one day i'm sure
31:02
[Music]
31:04
okay
31:05
[Music]
31:07
ah
31:09
dude nothing like this sucks hold on
31:13
genuinely i'm trying so hard to do this
31:15
with with this hair it's so [ __ ]
31:18
difficult
31:19
[Music]
31:24
what the hell
31:28
when are you doing a meet-up in vr chat
31:31
holy [ __ ] that's not a bad idea
31:34
that's not a bad idea
31:37
could i do that should i do that
31:40
is that gonna be odd
31:42
i've got full body in vr and i've used
31:44
it to like meet up with people or you
31:46
know
31:48
fake meet up with people
31:50
um
31:51
i could definitely do that that sounds
31:53
like fun
31:58
i've been watching all the oh dude i'm
32:00
watching all the like news and leaks and
32:02
[ __ ] about like
32:04
uh new vr and stuff like what facebook's
32:06
doing what [ __ ] various doing it
32:09
sounds really dope i'm into vr as like a
32:11
hobbyist i guess
32:13
but like
32:14
i don't know there's like that there's
32:16
that thing that what's it called pimax
32:18
is doing right
32:19
holy [ __ ] that sounds cool
32:23
[Music]
32:25
i kind of want that thing it's like
32:27
two and a half grand though
32:30
i don't think i'm into vr that much
32:33
but it could be really dope it's like
32:35
next year like late like christmas next
32:37
year
32:38
this is a bit annoying
32:41
fed up of companies announcing stuff
32:44
two years away
32:45
[Music]
32:53
[Music]
33:03
[Music]
33:07
what the [ __ ]
33:11
dude
33:13
listen the hat dude the hair's really
33:15
cool and all but oh my god
33:20
this is pain
33:24
[Music]
33:26
oh my god it's gonna it's gonna
33:31
[Music]
33:41
this sucks
33:44
bing bong rick roll will haunt me in my
33:46
sleep
33:53
that's the plan bozo
33:57
[Music]
34:01
bro what the [ __ ]
34:11
oh that's not good
34:17
[Music]
34:18
[ __ ] hold on things have taken a slight
34:21
delay
34:26
[Music]
34:38
i got really worried for a split second
34:40
because i thought i really hurt my thumb
34:42
again holy
34:45
[Music]
34:46
[ __ ] i got yikes upon
34:50
okay i think i'm fine
34:52
oh okay good
34:55
do you guys like blue chair or pink
34:57
pink chair more
35:00
[Music]
35:03
which one's your favorite
35:05
[Music]
35:09
pink [ __ ]
35:14
how dare you
35:17
my boy my boy blue cheddar my boy ewyn
35:21
what the [ __ ]
35:22
my five-year-old like
35:25
decrepid chair how dare you my boy
35:34
[Music]
35:38
of course it's on
35:40
i so many months i'll keep making fan
35:43
art soon
35:45
hey how are you
35:46
wait what
35:48
thanks
35:52
i didn't realize there was fanart being
35:54
created
36:01
[Music]
36:04
okay
36:08
wait what the [ __ ] why is this tight
36:10
oh that's why
36:15
oh that makes a lot of sense
36:16
[Music]
36:21
okay
36:22
and then that there
36:26
[Music]
36:34
hey blue chair is that a pneumatic
36:37
piston in your shaft or are you just
36:39
pleased to see me
36:41
[Music]
36:48
you got you you guys will never know how
36:50
hard i smiled at it
36:53
okay i'm going with slightly smaller
36:56
titties today
36:58
but
36:59
technically upgradable either way so
37:01
it's fine
37:03
you even have f1 net channel in the
37:05
discord you should look through it
37:07
sometime
37:09
i'm aware i know i really do like the
37:12
stuff that comes out of that place it's
37:13
nice
37:14
oh [ __ ]
37:16
but oh my god
37:18
hold on i'm like trying to
37:22
where's the line that this is
37:25
what the [ __ ]
37:27
hold on
37:28
eight cats is here
37:30
oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
37:32
god damn it
37:34
you know what this guy's pretty cool and
37:36
wondered how you can support this
37:37
amazing content
37:42
okay
37:46
i'm almost good
37:47
i'm just putting on the dress now hold
37:49
on
37:53
where's my boy
37:57
[Music]
38:00
you know the rules and so do we show
38:02
yourself woman i'm working on it
38:07
[Music]
38:09
i'm making sure
38:10
that i'm fully good first
38:14
[Music]
38:16
okay hold on i gotta
38:19
like
38:20
i get for for a second i know how this
38:23
dress usually fits me so i've gotta do a
38:25
thing
38:26
[Music]
38:27
okay
38:28
hello i can trigger a bob size vote if
38:31
you want rose
38:34
no i'm here boys
38:36
hell yeah i know what this dress is
38:38
usually like so it's like what there's
38:40
this like corset line there imagine
38:43
that's not
38:44
there yeah it's all right
38:52
me back
38:53
hurry up my viagra starting to wear off
38:57
i thought that was just a really funny
38:58
good nickname
39:00
hurry up my viagra
39:04
hurry
39:06
hurry dear my viagra is wearing off
39:09
again
39:11
hello
39:12
it me
39:14
pink
39:17
how dare you
39:18
good blue chair doesn't it doesn't get
39:20
so much respect
39:24
now i am wearing a corset
39:26
but damn
39:28
uh
39:31
hi it's me
39:35
holy [ __ ] looking hot today thank you it
39:38
is kind of warm in here anyway
39:40
a bit more classy today slightly looks
39:43
like a tennis uniform i did say it was a
39:45
tennis dress again i have been subbed 13
39:48
months now and yesterday's stream was
39:50
the first one i missed because it
39:51
started so late try to get a better
39:54
sleep schedule it's a healthy thing for
39:56
a young lady like yourself
39:58
how dare you
39:59
how dare you i will not where's my hair
40:01
brush one sec i'm gonna grab a hairbrush
40:10
i'd like a tennis lesson
40:17
i have an issue hold on
40:22
[Music]
40:25
very nice
40:27
this is kind of wait hold on i've been
40:29
talked give me a sec
40:32
you guys are going to see a [ __ ]
40:33
bulge if i don't do that
40:34
i have a bit of an issue with this is
40:36
the bra that i chose is not good at all
40:39
and it's a push-up bra push-up bras do
40:41
not work if you don't have titties
40:42
because look they create this shape
40:45
which is not what tits look like um so
40:48
i'm gonna change it i just don't know
40:50
into what
40:51
i know i need to change it into
40:53
something but that's not real at all
40:55
one sec i got i gotta figure that [ __ ]
40:58
out
40:59
i have no idea how to do so though
41:03
i there's dude i've gotta have a bra
41:05
somewhere that's not that
41:07
i've like
41:08
oh my god i have i have one it's just
41:10
not any good
41:12
it's like it's not good at like holding
41:14
them up though
41:15
i might my two options are so cursed
41:19
bigger bob's dude it's not that it's
41:21
that just oh my god
41:23
the string from the corset is showing
41:25
i'm a wet bruh listen
41:30
hold on
41:31
you have tons of bras
41:32
i listen i have a lot but i do i do i
41:35
necessarily
41:37
keep them in constant like you know
41:39
going no
41:41
what the hell
41:44
flat-chested fanboy stream
41:46
quite possibly down
41:50
hold on
41:51
oh my god
41:52
oh [ __ ] but i can't no
41:54
no
41:57
okay
42:02
what if i did [ __ ] just triangle
42:04
titties once
42:06
i'm all right with that
42:08
i don't
42:10
ah
42:12
i'm right with triangle titties
42:16
yeah i chose one i chose this one brah
42:19
um and these like these
42:22
okay there's these bobs right that are
42:25
universal in shape but they just scale
42:28
up the physical size of them and that
42:30
and to go with different cups and that
42:32
doesn't sound like the worst thing ever
42:34
when you realize what boobs shaped like
42:38
it makes no sense how they are so they
42:41
end up just being like
42:43
small pointy block
42:45
compared to like you know what what boob
42:47
look like now listen i don't know if you
42:49
guys have ever seen a boob before but
42:51
they don't look like
42:52
lara crofts
42:56
from tomb raider one
42:58
on the playstation poop
43:02
okay
43:07
all right hold on
43:11
do these even look good
43:13
i don't even think these look good what
43:14
the [ __ ] hold on
43:17
there's
43:18
ah why okay hold on my tits situation my
43:21
bob situation is unresolved i'm looking
43:24
at them in this thing
43:27
i
43:28
okay
43:29
this is just gonna have to be okay
43:32
it's just gonna have to be how it is
43:34
because what the [ __ ]
43:36
all right
43:38
it's better
43:39
but they aren't good oh god
43:44
anyway hello
43:47
hi boys how are you
43:52
i'm uh my name's finn
43:56
i have a dick and balls
44:02
okay i kind of [ __ ] with the longer hair
44:03
by the way i kind of don't mind it at
44:05
all like it looks kind of good
44:08
in my opinion you know
44:10
like i like it it's gonna be interesting
44:12
to see how it gets up it's gonna all get
44:15
up it's gonna be interesting to see how
44:17
it holds up
44:18
like as i take care of it instead of the
44:20
professional that did it yesterday
44:23
but still
44:25
anyway
44:26
long hair looks great on you i agree
44:29
such a silhouette god damn right if only
44:31
i had any hips whatsoever english only
44:34
in chat please i cannot be bothered to
44:37
have to translate non-english all the
44:39
time to find the bigots out there trying
44:41
to hide
44:44
there's the mods doing their work yeah
44:46
look these things are like so they're
44:48
like this right which this looks normal
44:50
but my hands like
44:53
you received a lot of brows from this is
44:55
small you are just lazy as always so i
44:58
guess i should be used to it by now have
45:01
i shown you the cut
45:02
yet it's this it's all right oh yeah i
45:05
did
45:08
[Music]
45:12
teach me how to swing
45:16
hmm to swing oh ah
45:21
massive cut yeah it's it's a bit of a
45:22
scratch but you know it's a fairly deep
45:25
boy i didn't want to [ __ ] it up anyway
45:28
trying to make sure it's still going
45:29
well it's a small small scratch but it's
45:31
uh when went real deep didn't like it i
45:34
fleshed his bit of flesh wound
45:36
uh i got it game too hard
45:38
yeah
45:39
ah i was sharpening a knife and it
45:42
didn't go well one bit
45:44
anyway
45:46
deep impact yeah
45:48
can i like make my hair look good
45:50
without it going in my face do you think
45:52
no
45:55
all the problems of having a side part
46:00
maybe
46:01
what if i just tucked it like that and
46:03
then did this
46:05
that looks good all right cool are you
46:06
gonna be in mcc all-stars i am i even
46:08
know the teams i haven't checked for the
46:10
teams yet but i know the teams
46:12
um let's read them out
46:16
who do you guys want to know who's in it
46:18
do you want to know who uh
46:20
uh let's see
46:21
i don't know
46:23
they spelt my name wrong
46:26
scott major you spelt my [ __ ] name
46:28
wrong
46:30
you little [ __ ] they spelled my name
46:32
wrong they put an s instead of a five
46:35
god damn it
46:37
that's upsetting
46:43
i'm not a fan of the scott major
46:45
who on your team did this to me
46:47
uh nothing space
46:49
f1 nn str disgusting
46:53
i'm gonna leak the entire team's
46:55
unplayable game
46:57
what's my team name
46:59
pog not bad
47:02
it's cool knowing details and you guys
47:04
don't know
47:05
i know my details i know my i know i
47:07
know my teams i know every team i know
47:09
who's gonna be with who
47:11
anyway
47:12
when's the s major dressed up stream i
47:14
tried to lift did you just
47:16
did you watch that that i just went to
47:17
grab my headphones so i could adjust my
47:19
hair
47:20
my god
47:24
i game too hard did you see that [ __ ]
47:27
so rose are you wearing perfume as per
47:29
the rules lol
47:31
always my house is constantly dosed and
47:34
i'm completely lying
47:35
uh i still
47:38
i now know how expensive that brand is
47:41
dolce and gabbana
47:43
and i've completely [ __ ] lost it i
47:45
have no idea where it is
47:49
i know what the uh what's it called the
47:50
ariana grande one is because i think
47:52
that thing's just rolling around
47:53
somewhere but i do not know where the
47:55
[ __ ] that is
47:57
um
48:01
i have something
48:03
i have i've stuff i have some stuff
48:06
so there's that
48:08
what a shock maybe oh so i haven't got
48:10
jewelry on [ __ ] bro
48:13
i mean
48:16
does this count can i wear this necklace
48:18
well i look good i know i'll look good
48:20
in it but will it count as the thing
48:21
because i like this one this one's like
48:23
my favorite one it's just the basic
48:25
bitch-ass necklace but i want to wear it
48:27
because i look good in it
48:30
i don't know if it suits the look
48:31
however i like it a lot that we're a
48:33
color
48:35
no it is a it's a choker technically
48:37
it's just not a color
48:39
so sad that finster isn't going to be an
48:41
mcc
48:42
i don't know who this so sad that
48:45
i don't know this fence the person is
48:46
must be in formula one fan
48:48
my god yeah i guess technically i'm not
48:50
an mcc
48:51
since they didn't spell my [ __ ] name
48:54
right scott
48:56
oh [ __ ]
48:57
i'm never coming
48:59
to where you live ever again almost duck
49:02
scot
49:03
uh
49:05
my hair looks shitty now what the [ __ ]
49:07
just happened
49:08
what the hell just happened just right
49:10
then
49:13
rose losing things again and not
49:16
following the rules they agree to i am
49:18
jack's complete lack of surprise
49:26
it's
49:29
anyway
49:32
i met shush it's okay i'm fine it's fine
49:35
it's all good
49:37
it's fine
49:40
right it's fine it's okay i don't think
49:42
this necklace works with this outfit
49:44
send a necklace as well
49:46
yeah holy [ __ ]
49:47
oh
49:49
i'm now just getting hyped about the po
49:50
boxes this necklace doesn't work does it
49:53
i don't think it does
49:56
rose is the better mcc player anyway she
49:59
won the last one
50:01
i always win them oh my god dude
50:05
what happens if i win mcc all-stars
50:08
is that just where like
50:09
oh what happens if i win mcc all-stars
50:12
do i have people that are good on the
50:13
team
50:15
yeah
50:16
oh
50:19
i have some people that are pretty good
50:20
on the team
50:22
i have some pretty i have some pretty
50:23
good
50:24
people do anyone else stack up yes holy
50:28
[ __ ] that
50:29
oh [ __ ] there's one team that's nuts
50:34
[ __ ]
50:36
i mean they're all good they all won mcc
50:37
but like there's one team that's nuts
50:40
okay
50:45
i'm i'm on a good one though
50:48
okay
50:50
did i just hear someone complain that
50:52
she's
50:55
you could always go
50:56
you know
50:57
outside
50:59
also we did take your temperature
51:00
preferences in mind as we allowed you to
51:03
postpone all of them until it got warmer
51:05
outside
51:06
now
51:10
i didn't cut it off it cut it off it was
51:11
it was just too long of a donut i didn't
51:13
do anything
51:14
uh you should try a high ponytail you
51:15
look good in the dress how many times do
51:17
i need to do a high ponytail before you
51:19
guys realize that it doesn't look good
51:21
it's dude i don't have to like the
51:23
what's it called did like hair for it it
51:26
just doesn't work
51:28
it looks good it's never look good let
51:31
me look up
51:32
if i look at finster ponytail
51:38
it has never looked good
51:41
it doesn't though it just looks so bad
51:46
like it doesn't look good at all what
51:48
the [ __ ] i mean i look great here
51:50
apparently
51:53
but yeah it's [ __ ] i mean i've only ever
51:55
done a cup what the hell is happening
51:57
here it's only ever happened a good
51:59
couple times but like compare right
52:02
number one number two
52:05
didn't work it don't work no working
52:07
don't work
52:09
it doesn't work
52:10
um i appreciate the optimism but it
52:13
never has
52:16
[Music]
52:19
every time you had a ponytail you looked
52:22
gorgeous
52:23
every time my god ever time thank you
52:28
wait sort out the left hand side of your
52:30
collar it's bugging me
52:36
what about it
52:39
that's just literally how it is
52:42
that
52:42
what do you mean
52:43
that's just how it is
52:45
i'm confused they're the same on both
52:47
sides
52:48
is it that it's not centered it's
52:50
centered
52:52
what
52:54
looks symmetrical yeah it looks crumpled
52:56
from here
52:58
no it's that's just
53:01
it's just how it is
53:04
better nothing changed
53:06
anyway
53:08
this is messing me up right now why are
53:09
you hot
53:11
because i'm dangerous
53:14
anyway
53:16
oh it's nice a lot
53:18
no one ever sells me sends me cool
53:19
knives every time you dick
53:21
i'm confused that what i said i always
53:24
forget anyway
53:26
ah
53:27
has anything new happened i always miss
53:29
news and [ __ ] i heard john melanie broke
53:31
up with his girlfriend
53:32
or wife or something didn't that happen
53:35
i don't know what's been new fill me in
53:37
i want to learn about the news purely
53:39
from twitch chat though and no one else
53:41
spider code damn right
53:44
billionaire taxes
53:46
uh is that the whole thing like they get
53:47
taxed on the stocks that shit's crazy
53:50
that's gonna be a real fun thing to
53:51
watch the stock market tank over
53:54
um
53:59
[Music]
54:01
alec baldwin oh yeah he did that a link
54:03
for the fanfiction
54:05
on twitter at fungus69
54:08
oh [ __ ]
54:09
oh no okay
54:11
hold on let's see
54:17
evening
54:19
okay what website is this well i just
54:21
clicked on a random [ __ ] link
54:24
okay
54:27
why are you so concerned about the dress
54:29
am i allowed to just look at you
54:33
am i allowed to show it am i allowed to
54:34
show the site is it going to be weird
54:36
hold on
54:39
i don't know if i'm allowed to do it am
54:41
i i mean it let ponytail you pgm
54:45
what
54:47
pgm
54:49
i just anyway [ __ ] am i let's i don't
54:53
know what pgm means pls step on me mommy
54:56
i'm just making sure that none of this
54:57
is like
54:59
bad
55:00
oh my god it's long as [ __ ]
55:04
i just want to read the comments
55:06
uh
55:08
there's comments okay right let's see
55:11
should i shall i show it oh dear show it
55:13
okay we'll be fine then
55:15
i think
55:16
okay so here's the thing
55:18
someone did a custom skin of rose cos
55:20
playing as finster why don't you use
55:21
that for the next mcc it was really well
55:23
done also yes finn
55:25
fanfic is cute it should should do a
55:27
boob vote
55:29
this is as big as they're gonna get on
55:31
this outfit dude
55:32
like whoa
55:36
if you took my shoulders off of this i'd
55:38
look pretty good
55:40
but
55:44
yeah it just looks like someone scaled
55:45
up the shoulders bro holy [ __ ] i could
55:47
really be a woman right now if i just
55:49
didn't have shoulders the size of like
55:51
a football players
55:53
i'm like look at that [ __ ] this is nuts
55:55
oh great god damn
56:00
yeah that's really odd that's cool
56:02
though
56:04
is that a spider oh knife and if so w ih
56:08
one
56:09
it's the paramilitary two um it's very
56:12
nice parametry two in s45vn blackblade
56:16
very cool i've bought a bunch of stuff
56:18
from flytanium for it but they don't
56:20
ship to the uk so i've shipped it to uh
56:22
marisa's address and then we're gonna
56:24
grab it
56:25
she's gonna hopefully send it to me not
56:26
pgm not like this
56:29
peg me nice thank you for the bits and i
56:32
definitely
56:33
i can't and my it's my my my fake my
56:36
strap-on isn't long enough to reach all
56:38
the way over there
56:40
anyway okay let me read this thing i'm
56:41
getting flustered uh mommy milkers
56:44
offense to fan fiction finnish one
56:49
oh god this is like actually about me
56:50
[ __ ]
56:51
fin uh finster is an online handle of a
56:53
real person a 21 year old costa schumer
56:55
he gets challenges from his audience and
56:57
gets donations in return one recurring
56:58
challenge is girl month vincent has to
57:00
wear makeup perfume perfume bless forms
57:03
clothes every day another challenge
57:05
resulted in his male clothing and being
57:06
a box for the leaving only only female
57:09
and unisex items were available
57:12
yeah i just saw
57:14
this just making me more annoyed
57:17
okay it's hypothetical about my life
57:20
including fictional cat there's
57:22
characters okay
57:24
uh
57:27
there's photoshop this is not an image
57:29
of me not that with this background i'm
57:31
interested
57:33
your cute manly shoulders are your best
57:36
feature
57:39
hold on
57:42
where's my like how can i like present
57:44
my shoulders i mean i could just sit
57:45
everywhere like this
57:48
but
57:50
100 dude 100 he skips through and clicks
57:53
off without actually reading
57:56
yeah because
57:58
how long do you want the stream to be
58:00
how long do you want this stream to be
58:02
dude
58:02
i i don't know how to read and this is a
58:04
novel
58:07
close your tabs
58:08
no i am using them
58:10
i'm using them what was i on
58:13
oh i followed ella hollywood back
58:16
so if i'd have just clicked on one of
58:17
those tabs
58:22
but we'll see how that works out let's
58:24
see
58:26
oh [ __ ] should i message her i've
58:28
already forgotten what i was doing hold
58:29
on
58:30
uh him
58:31
they oh god oh wait [ __ ] there was a
58:34
thing for that um you guys told me that
58:36
their pronouns were she her last stream
58:39
and you were wrong they changed it
58:42
it too uh they he so [ __ ] you guys for
58:45
making me rock incorrect
58:47
so i'm now aware of them
58:51
we're all just guessing and now we know
58:53
the truth let me know the answer okay
58:56
ah let's see this thing
58:59
right
59:07
i know this is gonna be so [ __ ] weird
59:09
to read okay i finally managed to do one
59:11
of the challenges i promised to do but
59:12
never found time for i went shopping
59:14
with my younger sister ruby while
59:15
dressed as rose oh that's going to be a
59:17
pain in the ass uh well i was browsing
59:19
through clothing racks we were recording
59:21
evidence on a phone when the sales
59:22
assistant approached me
59:24
hey hello miss yeah can i help you
59:27
no thank you i'm just i started but then
59:29
i i recognized her as katie one of the
59:32
girls i went to school with we actually
59:34
had a short fling
59:36
but it didn't work out my emotions were
59:38
a bit of a roller coaster on one hand it
59:40
was nice to see her again we remained
59:41
friends after we broke up and i still
59:43
have feelings for her on the other hand
59:45
i was afraid of how she'd react if she
59:47
recognized me
59:50
i don't think
59:54
i've had a short fling with anyone
59:57
although
59:59
i'm appreciate i like this fan fiction
60:01
because it makes me seem cooler than i
60:02
really am
60:07
oh this is gonna go terribly do you look
60:09
familiar don't uh do i know you katie
60:11
wondered oh my god you're jude look at
60:13
you so pretty i wouldn't have recognized
60:15
you if it weren't for your voice
60:17
uh thank you i'm working on my voice but
60:19
it's so hard i replied and blushed i
60:21
started uh voice pro voice training i
60:23
hadn't made much progress yet i remember
60:26
how i i remember how i put makeup on you
60:28
as you always look so cute katie
60:30
reminisced i never thought you'd become
60:32
a woman though
60:33
i'm not really a woman i'm just crash
60:35
dressing no [ __ ] this reads like um
60:38
what's it called this reads like half
60:40
something that i'd say i think the mary
60:42
jane two would complete this look
60:45
the
60:48
which one there's a couple
60:50
no there's one hold on
60:53
this one hold on one second
60:55
oh [ __ ] i want to do this without like
60:58
showing
60:59
my underneath of a dress oh there it is
61:01
this thing
61:04
i have big feet look at this [ __ ]
61:08
dude i
61:09
you know what they say about guys with
61:11
uh you know what they say about
61:12
girls with big feet
61:16
am i right fellas i'd like a bite
61:21
what do they say about girls with big
61:22
feet i'm confused
61:25
huge vagina
61:27
giant [ __ ] you know what they say
61:32
you know what they say about girls with
61:33
big feet giant
61:36
giant vagina
61:38
they got that classic case of big puss
61:43
guys don't laugh it's common it's
61:46
natural
61:49
thank god
61:50
i hate the word gaping
61:53
giant clits cavernous
61:58
cavernous
62:00
oh my god please do not read the whole
62:02
thing i'm dying yeah me too i'm not
62:04
gonna read the whole thing i physically
62:06
couldn't
62:07
also reading fanfictions literally never
62:10
worked out well
62:13
[ __ ]
62:13
[Music]
62:17
you know what they say about people with
62:19
big feet
62:20
giant cavernous clitoris thank you
62:23
oh my god cavenous clitoris
62:26
that sounds like a harry potter spell
62:29
[Music]
62:32
right
62:34
i could totally see that
62:36
being a
62:38
anyway
62:40
it's an awful spell behind the game
62:43
clitoris as a word sounds like a harry
62:45
potter spell
62:46
my thing where's the [ __ ] in the other
62:48
shoe hold on this thing is these are
62:51
really really annoying and difficult to
62:52
put on especially while i'm in a corset
62:55
oh
62:56
there was a good balance i have [ __ ]
62:58
great balance i used to do judo dude i
63:01
have size 11 feet and i used to judo
63:04
my sh dude
63:06
you know that like total wipeout game
63:08
where they're on like what's it called
63:09
they're on that like balance beam they
63:11
have to get across i would ace that [ __ ]
63:13
i forgot if there was a cash prize or
63:15
not for those people doing that but i'd
63:17
win it i have the best balance of anyone
63:19
i've ever met
63:20
um
63:21
all five of my friends i guarantee you i
63:26
okay five's an overestimate but i could
63:27
definitely out balance all of them well
63:30
i give dylan a sub good to know
63:33
it was really weird that while we were
63:35
questioning
63:36
uh while i was talking about it i asked
63:38
like i don't know what their pronouns
63:40
are it's not in their twitter bio and
63:42
then they added it to the twitter bio
63:44
a day later
63:47
interesting
63:51
interesting
63:56
interesting
63:59
interesting they changed them during the
64:00
stream
64:07
interesting
64:09
i'm waiting for my twitter dm or else
64:11
it's going to be weird
64:13
for me to message first we'll we'll see
64:15
anyway
64:16
um
64:18
i am john was right i'm 100 gonna skim
64:20
through it um because i want to see if
64:23
there's any like
64:25
oh god yeah no there's
64:27
this is like an actual story
64:30
i couldn't even skim through it [ __ ]
64:36
okay we'll see uh i
64:40
i don't know if this is like a dude i
64:42
can't even skim through it it's not even
64:43
like a funny thing to be like to skim
64:45
through because there's no if i while i
64:47
skim through it there's no like
64:49
it goes it's like all
64:52
it's just a story but there's nothing
64:54
that's like and then they started
64:56
[ __ ] on the floor or some [ __ ] like
64:58
that there's nothing like that or like
65:00
oh wait there's a hashtag that says
65:02
normalized breastfeeding
65:05
okay so the story gets
65:11
okay
65:18
this makeup i don't know i dude i don't
65:21
know if i can read the whole story on
65:22
stream anyway i'm not going to it's so
65:25
long anyway boys
65:27
[ __ ]
65:29
ah twitter has been a bit less of a
65:30
cesspool recently there's been way less
65:33
people getting cancelled it's been very
65:35
nice uh it's been a lot more wholesome
65:40
everyone's leaving it though the amount
65:42
of people that like
65:43
announced they're leaving twitter for a
65:44
while will were already left there's
65:46
been a few people that's like
65:49
i don't know
65:51
i think we all need to start using
65:52
facebook again
65:55
there's only there's there's no better
65:56
platform
65:58
we could probably do better
66:00
opinion on the whole gus johnson thing
66:02
no what happened police don't tell me
66:03
anything bad happened to ghost johnson
66:06
is he okay
66:08
[ __ ] what happened
66:11
what happened to gus
66:13
what noise did my computer just make
66:16
kept missing the last few streams stupid
66:19
john
66:20
finally caught one
66:22
what happened to us
66:25
what
66:28
what you're saying now why is he i can't
66:30
tell if you're talking about the
66:31
facebook thing or the god
66:37
gus johnson
66:41
wait what
66:44
john was right okay is he still i was
66:46
right what sky is blue
66:48
water is wet
66:50
finn scams okay twitter
66:52
johnsons
66:55
gus johnson chris brown
67:01
what
67:02
you made a video on chris brown before
67:05
i i'm so confused hold on if i just look
67:07
up cr gosh johnson latest
67:10
what happened
67:25
what the [ __ ] happened
67:29
what the [ __ ] happened
67:38
no what the [ __ ]
67:40
what happened
67:45
what happened
67:47
ella hall would just stream on twitch
67:51
oh that's cool what wait no
68:00
what
68:01
what'd he do he beat up somebody who the
68:04
[ __ ] did he get into a fight with
68:15
so this is like a breakup thing
68:23
but what happened
68:37
guess said he'd break up with her if she
68:38
kept the pregnancy and was generally not
68:40
supportive
68:45
okay
68:47
wait but like hold on i'm confused you
68:50
guys are saying like they he hit her or
68:52
some [ __ ]
68:53
oh dude
68:54
really no i like but he's
68:58
done why
69:01
there's not been many like cancellation
69:03
things that i've been like oh like
69:05
almost every like cancellation has been
69:07
like i either don't care about that
69:09
person or i didn't like them to begin
69:10
with
69:12
but like
69:13
dude
69:17
gus is so cool
69:19
don't tell me he's not what did he do
69:22
i don't know what he's done yet if he
69:24
really did hit her that's just [ __ ]
69:32
what what happened i wanna
69:35
die
69:36
he really missed that all of us
69:39
gus is unsupportive of a pregnancy
69:41
okay
69:45
okay
69:46
stuff uh in 20 in october 2021 johnson
69:50
received criticism for his actions
69:52
during his ex-girlfriend
69:54
uh
69:55
sabrina
69:56
uh
69:57
ecotopic pregnancy i don't know what
69:59
that is to be honest
70:01
after she made a video describing her
70:03
experience as a result johnson canceled
70:05
her upcoming tour and departed from the
70:06
gus and eddie podcast
70:08
uh burbank announced for the time being
70:10
he would also he would be stopping
70:11
making content with gus
70:15
forced abortion through physical beating
70:25
you can't do this to me well what the
70:28
[ __ ]
70:29
why
70:32
i literally just said
70:34
twitter's been a lot better yesterday
70:37
how did i not
70:48
uh
70:59
okay
71:02
that sucks there was no beating he was
71:04
just a [ __ ] back oh okay
71:06
that's a little bit better watch
71:09
sabrina's video i don't do i want to do
71:11
i want to shout is this going to make me
71:12
just sad
71:15
hey
71:18
bro this is a 23 minute video
71:21
is this just gonna make me sad i feel
71:23
like it's just gonna make me sad
71:25
no don't watch it it's really sad okay
71:27
from from i don't know where the [ __ ]
71:29
beating happened
71:31
or from what the [ __ ] everyone's
71:33
you're on stream i'm aware that i'm on
71:35
stream
71:36
what hey john
71:38
um but this
71:41
can we do anything else bro this stuff
71:42
is gonna yeah i'm sorry might be
71:45
but like ah
71:48
i like that guy and
71:50
that's upsetting
71:52
[ __ ] ah
71:54
you're cute on stream thank you i'm glad
71:57
anyway
72:00
all right so back to the walks i know
72:03
you're gonna have to make a public
72:05
schedule so that it at least is recorded
72:08
somewhere i like watching those walking
72:10
streams because it reminds me what the
72:12
outside world looks like without setting
72:14
a foot outside i don't want to go either
72:17
i don't want to see it i don't want to
72:18
feel the the
72:20
the wind on my face
72:23
[Music]
72:26
my god
72:29
i mean oh technically i mean okay
72:32
it's not that cold all the time it's
72:34
just a little bit shitty sometimes rose
72:37
how do you feel about little fluffy
72:39
kittens
72:40
i like kittens i just don't like cats i
72:42
mean i don't mind cats but if i was
72:44
gonna pick them over anything
72:46
i would you know i i couldn't
72:48
i don't get why people like cats man
72:51
they're cool sometimes terrible take i
72:53
do not care
72:54
okay listen kittens great cats when they
72:56
have claws and [ __ ]
72:58
how do people how do people how do
73:01
people play with cats
73:03
how do people play with cats and not get
73:05
like
73:06
destroyed
73:07
like
73:08
the shit's bad dude like okay a dog you
73:10
can't like awful take i don't care dude
73:14
if you play have you ever played with a
73:15
cat before damn demons they don't give a
73:18
[ __ ] about you they will tear up your
73:20
arm because they feel like it's fun dogs
73:22
like dead cool
73:24
dogs will sense that you're a little bit
73:26
annoyed and come and comfort you cats
73:29
are the uncomfort i don't get it
73:32
i have owned both a cat and a dog i've
73:34
had both cat and the dog was pets in my
73:36
parents forest cat first then real
73:39
outside d and i didn't
73:42
and
73:43
listen okay i like the cat a lot cat's
73:46
great i'd be very upset if if you know
73:48
if i didn't know the if if we didn't
73:50
have the cat
73:51
um but as soon as i got a dog
73:54
i won't say that like
73:56
i didn't care about the cat anymore
73:59
dan mitch's been a while like steve but
74:01
i like the dog a lot more
74:03
but i like the dog a lot more than i
74:05
like the cat
74:06
um
74:07
the cat is a bit of an [ __ ]
74:10
you hate eric eric's great he's just an
74:13
[ __ ]
74:14
like you can't walk past that guy
74:16
without him like a girl clawing you
74:18
enjoying some cute poses smile
74:24
i don't know [ __ ]
74:27
yeah i don't know i get a dog
74:29
i can't wait so i can move so i can get
74:30
a dog
74:31
it's the right it's
74:33
the right decision for me milo's doing
74:34
great uh
74:37
he's so [ __ ] cute dude i miss him
74:40
i want that guy back he's
74:42
i'm still deciding on a dog breed that i
74:44
want to get uh
74:46
it's so far away though
74:48
you're the first other dude to put a
74:50
kink in my arrow congrats i guess
74:54
what the [ __ ] does that mean
75:00
i'm the first one to turn uh to boil the
75:02
spaghetti you say i'm the first one to
75:05
to bend the ruler a bit funny i'm great
75:09
i'm doing well
75:10
the uh i'm i'm i'm really turning the
75:12
i'm really turning men
75:14
i like it
75:18
have you seen the spyderco bug
75:20
if not check it out it's the small
75:22
airless knife ever it's quite funny xd i
75:25
owned one i own the spyderco ladybug i
75:27
went to the airport with it they didn't
75:28
like that uh so i had to throw it away
75:31
it's like 20 pounds
75:32
like 25 pounds to get this thing but i
75:35
did bring a knife to an airport which
75:37
was maybe not the best decision couldn't
75:39
get on a plane with that so i had to
75:40
just like throw it away
75:42
um because it was on i was on my key
75:44
ring not allowed knives apparently not
75:46
allow little razor blades on you on your
75:47
person on the plane
75:49
[ __ ] yeah
75:54
i didn't realize it's on a key ring it
75:55
just sat on my key ring for so long i
75:57
just didn't realize it was there
76:01
and by the way it's not like you had a
76:03
daughter that would make it very
76:04
interesting reboot of me myself and
76:06
irene
76:09
around the door i've never seen it it's
76:11
not like a small knife like this is like
76:14
this is smaller than this it's small
76:16
like the whole knife extended is like
76:18
this big it's really easy to forget
76:21
about like you couldn't like you grip
76:23
the thing like that but you pinch it
76:25
it's you know put it in a suitcase i
76:27
didn't like that idea either as soon as
76:29
i was like hey i've got this like little
76:31
knife on me and i particularly want to
76:32
throw it away um you know
76:36
did you ever took a dildo in your ass
76:43
the mods got to that guy quickly did you
76:45
ever took a dildo in your ass not in my
76:47
ass
76:51
not a dildo either
76:55
i'll tell you about the story was it was
76:56
it autumn day
76:59
the neighborhood just purchased
77:01
a cactus and put it outside their lawn
77:03
and i thought
77:05
i'mma need that in me
77:07
and so i did
77:08
and that's the story
77:10
anyway
77:12
put that knife somewhere they don't know
77:14
uh had there was a small knife if there
77:17
was all the things
77:18
not a dildo
77:20
i put a small spyderco ladybug up my ass
77:24
as to as to get through airport security
77:26
i kept setting off the alarms but they
77:28
couldn't figure out what was making the
77:29
beeping they scanned me they still
77:30
didn't know what was going on they asked
77:32
me to walk through the x-ray they
77:33
figured it out
77:35
then only get one they let me get on
77:36
anyway purely because of my perseverance
77:38
they were impressed
77:41
ah the old prison pocket so that's the
77:43
story of how i brought a knife onto an
77:44
airplane
77:47
i don't know what to do with this lock
77:48
now it feels like it's made of like
77:50
aluminium
77:51
because it's so like light and it's so
77:53
big but janky anyway
77:57
no right right ally you're too pure for
77:59
all this talk here is what ah don't
78:00
worry i'm talking about how much i can
78:02
fit in my ass
78:04
anyway
78:05
ah
78:09
tell me you lost your v card
78:11
oh
78:12
dude
78:17
i feel like i need a drink
78:19
i need to drink alcohol i feel like do i
78:21
have any i don't have any oh i do i have
78:23
rum oh i have rum oh do you want a drink
78:27
let's have a drink together i feel like
78:29
i kind of need it
78:31
then i'm gonna drink one of these
78:33
ah okay so
78:36
oh
78:37
oh my god
78:41
dude i've got passion fruit soda and rum
78:43
that's just going to go together so well
78:51
i don't have any ice cubes though [ __ ]
78:55
okay that's fine it's still pretty cool
78:57
anyway so let me tell you
79:00
badly the uh most of my like first times
79:03
doing anything with girls like um
79:05
they're always annoying stories that i
79:07
don't like looking back on
79:09
um
79:11
like i think i've told the story of my
79:12
first kiss
79:14
being like
79:15
awkward as [ __ ] and i think it usually
79:17
is i don't think everyone's like first
79:19
time as awkward as [ __ ] anyway but
79:23
i don't know why but i feel like mine
79:24
was especially so i'm combining these
79:27
two together
79:29
roman thingy okay there we go
79:32
but ah basically we went to a friend's
79:35
party and um
79:37
oh my god i think my story is way less
79:39
interesting that everything else
79:41
happened there
79:42
so my friend
79:44
um
79:45
and a bunch of other people i was
79:47
friends with a lot of girls actually
79:52
i was friends with a lot of girls um i
79:54
was just i just hung around a lot of
79:56
girls when i was kid maybe
79:58
maybe that's a sign of what i was
80:00
eventually to become but either way most
80:02
of my friends were girls when i was a
80:03
kid um
80:05
or at least in high school
80:06
with the other girls yeah um
80:10
so i always got invited to these like um
80:12
these random [ __ ] parties when i was
80:14
like 16 they're okay to like you're all
80:17
right to drink alcohol when you're like
80:18
16 or at least i think you are on
80:20
private property or some [ __ ] like that
80:22
either way
80:23
in the uk you start trying alcohol
80:25
really young
80:26
um
80:27
compared to america 21
80:37
that wasn't as good i thought it was
80:38
going to be
80:39
anyway some done by dude
80:41
americans have some dumbass laws when it
80:43
comes to
80:44
that one
80:46
jewelry two perfume slash scent
80:49
three rose minecraft skin for mcc
80:57
[Music]
81:00
out of perfume well that's a shame and
81:02
yeah i got mine today and i don't even
81:04
know how to hold it xd also got the bird
81:07
spyderco company 2 crossbill and i quite
81:10
like it as well 3. [ __ ] yeah
81:13
oh yeah dude there's some good ones the
81:14
bird one's just the affordable range of
81:16
spyderco they're all the same thing
81:17
though basically
81:18
so i went to this party uh and there was
81:21
this like it was basically
81:23
three other girls my girlfriend at the
81:24
time uh my friend
81:27
uh her friend
81:29
and
81:30
this dude
81:31
just this guy i don't remember his
81:33
goddamn name
81:34
um
81:35
but he was this like he was this older
81:37
guy he was like this older black guy he
81:38
was really cool
81:39
um he was really nice actually he was
81:41
like
81:42
i'm thinking the one that brought
81:45
alcohol and [ __ ] but now i'm just
81:47
realizing looking back on it he was like
81:49
a little bit older and it's a little bit
81:50
weird to be like over 18
81:52
and dating like oh my god he was dating
81:55
a
81:55
15 year old
82:03
oh my god
82:06
[ __ ] dude that guy was weird [ __ ] i have
82:10
not reminisced about this for a while
82:12
anyway so he was there over i think yeah
82:15
odd yeah there's there's always guys
82:17
like that but like
82:19
a bought story oh no no no the story
82:21
doesn't involve this guy at all he's
82:23
only a part of the and then i [ __ ] the
82:25
guy no he was only a part of this for a
82:27
very short period of time because he
82:28
[ __ ] up afterwards but like he was a
82:31
he was like around but i think he was
82:32
dating one of them
82:34
did you know that you always avert your
82:36
eyes and blush when you are ashamed of
82:38
something or don't want to admit
82:40
something it's cute and amazing for the
82:43
next question
82:46
have you ever watched prn and imagined
82:48
yourself as the girl
82:55
i almost choked what the [ __ ]
83:01
oh my god
83:09
why would you ask me that i was like a
83:12
lead up to it as well
83:13
i was like waiting oh that's like i
83:16
didn't know what the question was gonna
83:17
be and it was that
83:19
oh it could have been anything no
83:21
no
83:22
is that good i always avert my eyes and
83:25
flush holy [ __ ]
83:31
oh my god i haven't
83:33
oh i don't watch porn a lot weirdly
83:37
is that a weird thing i don't think
83:38
that's that weird i've spoken to my
83:40
friends about that before like
83:43
i don't watch it a lot
83:46
i think i need to you know
83:49
what the [ __ ] come on buddy
83:51
yeah i did this so well now it's not
83:53
working
83:55
okay that's good enough i don't need to
83:58
i'm not entirely sure whether that's
83:59
like
84:00
but i'm not saying i'm not saying i'm
84:02
some pure wholesome human being that i
84:04
don't ever do anything like that
84:06
i definitely do
84:09
an unhealthy amount too much of my time
84:12
an addiction that i've got to this but i
84:14
just don't watch pornography i just i
84:16
just i mean
84:18
i'm saying i don't ever but like i just
84:20
tend not to
84:22
it's not my go-to
84:24
um i think that it's like i can never
84:26
take myself out of the [ __ ] like
84:28
cringe of it or it's like
84:30
you can see maybe i'm just a movie snob
84:33
but like when someone like dude they're
84:35
acting so [ __ ] bad and it's so
84:39
why do they bother pretending sometimes
84:41
i can't get past like how shitty the
84:43
acting is in all of it you know what i
84:46
mean
84:47
no plot i want you for the plot and the
84:49
plot's bad i don't
84:52
even if it's like dude
84:54
i'm trying to think of a [ __ ] example
84:56
it all just it's all a blur anytime
84:58
you've ever watched it but like
85:00
well you don't skip the intro [ __ ]
85:02
no i watch it
85:04
you don't it's like 30 seconds
85:07
or a minute or something it doesn't last
85:08
that long of course i i want to know
85:10
that i want to know scenario i want to
85:12
know the scenario
85:13
i just skipped this bro i want to know
85:15
the scenario of it
85:17
how am i supposed to like get involved
85:19
if i don't know the characters
85:21
what do you mean
85:23
isn't that long i mean
85:26
i don't last long
85:29
i finish by the time the pawn starts i'm
85:32
i'm i start and finish by just the story
85:36
so it's when the acting's bad i just
85:38
really can't get into it you're telling
85:40
me after that first two minutes and a
85:42
half they start having sex
85:45
oh my god i've been missing that the
85:47
entire time
85:49
yeah i'm a romance guy how can i say but
85:52
no um
85:53
amateur oh actually uh [ __ ] i guess
85:56
actually one of my friends has said that
85:58
same thing that they that's all they
85:59
watch and that's cool and all but like
86:08
oh dude
86:10
it's an
86:14
i don't know it's just never really been
86:15
my thing to be honest i think it's
86:17
mainly about like i'm trying to think of
86:19
the reason but like it's mainly about
86:21
like it just makes me cringe sometimes
86:23
where they're like
86:24
ah dude i can't do it without being
86:26
cringy as hell but like open the zipper
86:28
it's already halfway open some people
86:30
would look at this as halfway full
86:32
halfway down i look at it as halfway up
86:34
i'm a positive type of guy
86:36
um i've wasted so much time on pawn it
86:39
corrupted me
86:40
for sure one minute you're beating it to
86:42
a girl then the next you just nodded to
86:44
kermit the frog
86:48
that's the [ __ ] the rabbit hole dude
86:51
you're clicking on suggested and it just
86:53
gets worse
86:55
i've had those days they aren't ever fun
86:57
you kind of seem like a bit of a [ __ ]
86:59
monster after it just ah [ __ ] i'm a bad
87:02
person these like
87:04
you know
87:06
these guys are just doing this because
87:08
it's their job and it suddenly hits you
87:10
that that's true
87:11
it's like ah
87:13
they don't love each other really
87:21
i wasn't watching a loving relationship
87:23
guys it just i just can't do it damn it
87:25
is going to be weird
87:29
it's going to be greatly acted it's
87:31
going to have a lot of good acting in it
87:34
let me dm ella hollywood
87:38
you're like hey dope
87:40
listen
87:42
i need i need to ask you a question
87:44
about a acting prowess
87:46
anyway
87:48
king bark is a comedy genius for example
87:51
alex and this one shine king alexa asks
87:54
his friend shut up some ice cream his
87:56
friend then says only a spoonful and two
87:58
that king bark pulls out an enlarged
88:00
spoon the comedy is that not everyone
88:03
carries around a giant spoon and it's
88:05
only a spoonful
88:07
the comet the the comedic aspects was
88:09
that that was
88:11
a big reaction there must be more to
88:13
this
88:15
i bet your favorite genre is finn cest
88:19
i'm getting mad girl next door vibes
88:21
from your look today though it's great
88:24
thank you
88:25
um
88:28
thank you that's so nice of you
88:30
my spoon's too big his spoon too big for
88:33
he goddamn ice cream that's what it was
88:37
i like the tough questions i like the
88:39
tough questions keep them coming
88:41
i'm not that last one was just a pun
88:43
though
88:44
i if you mean about favorite genre
88:49
romance
88:51
uh
88:53
well i feel like you guys don't need to
88:55
know me that well wait they don't love
88:57
each other in prn
88:59
they don't it's actually they're all
89:01
just working it's crazy they get paid
89:05
they it's oh my god have you ever what
89:08
have you ever's oh my god have you ever
89:10
watched it and they acknowledged the
89:12
camera
89:13
i've what this is the i've watched one
89:16
before and they never acknowledge it
89:18
until like halfway in have you had gta
89:21
definitive editions trailer what are
89:23
your thoughts will you ever do a let's
89:25
play of san andreas no i've never even
89:27
[ __ ] heard of that sounds cool but
89:29
then in the middle of it they [ __ ]
89:31
tell they notice it and they make it
89:33
known that is the creepiest [ __ ] that
89:36
took me out of my goddamn skin
89:38
that oh my god when they oh like [ __ ]
89:42
seven minutes into this video awful
89:45
half the time the camera guy joins
89:48
i've never seen that
89:50
oh [ __ ] wait is this true hold on
89:54
[Music]
89:56
gta
89:57
definitive edition trailer i've never
89:59
heard of that
90:00
gta
90:02
like definitive definitive edition
90:07
what there's there's not even
90:09
oh
90:10
they're
90:11
[Music]
90:12
oh are they just remastering it
90:14
who needs a storyline or romance when
90:17
you can just look out for that one
90:18
castle i never played the other gto's i
90:21
never played any of the other gta so i
90:23
don't think if they remastered the game
90:24
i'm gonna i'm not gonna have some crazy
90:26
reaction for it
90:29
don't know go bur
90:31
every time you miss it it's always
90:34
slightly off crj oh no but
90:37
good job well done
90:41
you tried really hard thanks welsh jams
90:44
you ruined it for crj
90:46
but thank you for the 46 dollars first
90:48
time chatter oh my god all marriage
90:52
all
90:53
wait is that error a i
90:56
merge any mergani merjani tv i don't
90:59
have to pronounce your name but hello i
91:02
have no idea how to pronounce though
91:04
not one bit
91:06
but pretty epic next time you meet me
91:08
i'll rise to ask her why rum leaked
91:10
hearstro
91:15
you're gonna let me google it
91:17
the only thing i know in uh german is
91:19
schmuderlig
91:21
because i keep it's it's actually a
91:23
really useful word
91:24
because
91:26
that and berliner
91:29
german okay
91:31
what does this mean
91:34
german
91:36
to english
91:40
it means [ __ ] nothing apparently
91:43
did i type that correctly
91:45
yeah i typed that perfectly and it means
91:47
nothing
91:49
it did
91:52
there's something similar to it
91:54
but then it's not right either how lays
91:57
around here stro
91:59
what
92:00
the [ __ ] i don't know what the [ __ ] it
92:02
means
92:03
some the germans all know it was fake
92:05
german i don't know
92:06
it didn't mean [ __ ]
92:12
oh no
92:14
hold on
92:16
[Music]
92:18
schmutter like like grubby hey there f1
92:21
says i just tuned in why the f are we
92:23
talking about prawns are you looking to
92:26
get a new job or just for fun kappa
92:29
uh i've started drinking rum and that's
92:31
just kind of what happens
92:34
finn's getting rum drunk again your dad
92:36
would think you would one day present as
92:38
a princess to the world at large
92:43
you know i don't think it's possible for
92:45
any parent to predict their child's food
92:47
future but i do think that he's proud of
92:49
me
92:51
i am paying for his retirement
92:54
so
92:55
what can i say
92:57
hey chat i'm sorry i'm going
92:59
to think i think he's got to be all
93:00
right
93:01
i sent something to your p.o box hope it
93:04
counts as a necklace for the council
93:06
it's partially pink with some text on it
93:09
hope you like it oh see now i'm not
93:12
gonna i don't know i want it what's the
93:13
text say what does the text say that's
93:17
crucial information for if i'm gonna
93:18
wear it is that our favorite little pog
93:20
champ hey juicy how are you
93:23
i've got a new knife
93:28
nice knife favorite male juicy boy tv is
93:31
my favorite male
93:32
as far as i know i was about to order
93:34
you some replacement perfume for the po
93:36
box but then it was pointed out to me
93:39
that it would be used once sit on your
93:41
desk for three months and then get lost
93:44
so i cancelled the order
93:47
it depends if it's less than ten dollars
93:49
then you know what explains it tequila
93:52
does it for me but each their own
93:57
oh god i don't have a specific type of
93:59
drunk like that i guess rum is the
94:01
[ __ ]
94:02
[ __ ] me up one absinthe is a real big
94:05
one do you mean smuggling it's a
94:07
different way to say schmutzigvish means
94:09
dirty that's what i'm saying schmuderlig
94:14
that's that's what i'm saying
94:17
how am i saying that badly
94:21
i'm saying that correctly
94:23
absent always dude i mean it's absinthe
94:26
is kind of overrated it's just like
94:28
stronger vodka i mean it tastes like
94:29
something i guess
94:31
it tastes a bit licoricey i guess but
94:33
like
94:34
eh
94:35
it gets you there
94:37
you said it crazy yeah that's what i'm
94:39
saying
94:40
yeah pronunciation yeah i got it
94:43
but you were like do you mean
94:45
the the word i said i was like yeah
94:46
that's that's the one i'm saying
94:48
yeah
94:49
the voice speaks german surprisingly
94:51
well yeah i guess so
94:53
although only that one's a pretty like
94:56
good sounded out one it like it reads
94:58
exactly like how you'd say it in english
95:00
like if you pronounce if you said that
95:02
to an english person it would read it
95:03
that's fine
95:05
stro directly translates to straw it
95:07
means dried leaves grass and stalks i
95:10
didn't know that anyway
95:12
tastes like alcohol poisoning hell yeah
95:14
jaeger oh god jaeger sucks sambuca i
95:17
feel the same way about oh my god it's
95:19
not good
95:20
are you kinky though germans are kinky
95:22
all of
95:26
them all of every german
95:30
without
95:31
oh yeah okay [ __ ] jesus christ
95:37
for in in my experience yes
95:40
what do i win nothing
95:43
uh
95:44
and then whiskey is king
95:46
my personal preferred drink is whiskey
95:49
uh or vodka to be honest cause like
95:52
vodka is just like the perfect i mean i
95:54
mix stuff i'm a bit of a wurst wisher
95:56
like that i cannot appreciate good
95:58
whiskey
95:59
in my opinion i've never had bad whiskey
96:01
and i've had every whiskey
96:02
um and every time i've had objective or
96:05
what people say is really good with i've
96:07
had hibiki i've had a good cognac louis
96:10
i've had louis whatever it was or just
96:12
use singles
96:15
rowena and boobs shop have great plates
96:18
uh cutlets because breastplates are
96:21
awful i just don't i just don't get it
96:25
there uh ryan has reached out to me to
96:27
do a sponsorship before and i've had to
96:29
say no because i just
96:31
i just don't get the product
96:33
they just don't look good to me
96:36
they just don't
96:37
maybe it's like
96:38
my skin tone is near transparent so
96:41
nothing is ever going to match my skin
96:43
tone
96:44
um it's if if though it did a casting
96:47
for snow white i could i could fulfill
96:49
that role
96:50
um but
96:52
like are you okay my concealer is the
96:55
absolute
96:56
the lightest shade of i think one
96:58
company's brand was too dark for me so i
97:01
had to find this other concealer that
97:03
was even lighter and then pick their
97:05
lightest shade that's how light my skin
97:07
is it's
97:08
[ __ ] nuts um so none of those like
97:11
breastplate things ever look good on me
97:14
and they always feel awful too
97:16
so i'm not sure trying to interrupt you
97:19
you didn't donate three dollars so it
97:20
didn't interrupt me sorry to interview
97:22
but i've noticed that your chest is
97:23
getting bigger every stream i kind of
97:24
like that what's the secret
97:27
it's not getting bigger i just have
97:29
different bulbs today
97:32
you know these ones i just swapped out
97:34
for
97:35
these are normal size they're not
97:37
getting bigger maybe my waist getting
97:39
smaller
97:41
maybe it's just the rest of me getting
97:42
so much smaller because i'm losing
97:43
weight and i'm a skinny [ __ ]
97:48
variety is a good thing variety is the
97:49
spice your life i choose to variate my
97:51
titties
97:53
oh my gosh can you cosplay snow white
97:54
dude if he's so dope to cosplay snow
97:56
white i've been wanting to do like i
97:58
could def oh [ __ ] the world of disney
98:00
princesses i could do there's gonna
98:02
there's gonna be good outfits for them
98:04
on amazon if i look up uh [ __ ] what's
98:07
a good what's a good disney princess
98:08
outfit again uh snow white snow white
98:11
outfit let's see
98:14
oh yeah dude i could rock this [ __ ] easy
98:16
i just i just i have no ex i'm just not
98:19
gonna get a wig i'm just not gonna
98:21
change the hair but yeah [ __ ] i could
98:23
definitely do a snow white bell
98:27
bell costume
98:29
that's a little bit more i don't know if
98:31
that's my color
98:34
elsa oh jesus [ __ ]
98:36
what's another good one
98:38
um
98:39
rapunzel
98:40
rapunzel i don't actually know what she
98:42
was
98:44
uh costume
98:48
oh [ __ ] looks ugly as hell
98:52
finish the story about your first kiss
98:55
free oh i already told that story um
98:58
first kiss was like uh i uh
99:02
uh me and a girl
99:04
kissed
99:05
she's actually been on stream before men
99:07
and girl kissed
99:10
and then uh i pulled back
99:14
she sat back up
99:17
and i was i was like oh that like that
99:19
was like [ __ ]
99:21
[ __ ] fight off i was adrenaline going
99:23
right because it was it was my first
99:25
time was it celestia vega how in the
99:27
[ __ ] would it have been celestia vega
99:29
make that make sense for me i am in brit
99:32
i'm in england anyway so the
99:35
either way uh i like i sat back down i
99:38
was technically in a laying position at
99:39
the time on the couch
99:41
and then uh she looked out the window i
99:43
was like oh okay cool this is all one
99:44
second of time by the way
99:46
and then go for the fish one
99:49
and then um i went i made a joke that
99:51
was like oh
99:53
wasn't that bad was i
99:57
and then she turned to me and she said
99:59
she said she said ah you'll get better
100:09
that oh my god
100:13
oh the worst she could do is say no
100:14
right boys
100:16
oh
100:18
um
100:19
so that's been the one the my first kiss
100:22
was immediately accompanied by the
100:24
politest ooh that's ever happened
100:27
so that was that was cool um
100:32
funny number haha
100:34
thank you
100:37
nice 69.69 thank you edgar
100:41
holy [ __ ] every hundred dollars we have
100:43
the [ __ ] the funny number it would
100:45
work if and if everyone donates like
100:48
not like if everyone just donates the
100:50
same amount every time
100:51
it'll this will happen every time like
100:53
five dollars at a time we'll have 69.69
100:56
every hundred dollars it'd be easy
100:58
or two and a half dollars at a time
101:00
still better than a restraining order
101:02
that's
101:04
it
101:05
yeah she kissed me and i didn't get a
101:08
restraining order so
101:10
i didn't i didn't set up one after that
101:12
i was alright with it
101:15
i even approached that comment but
101:17
anyway um but yeah
101:20
yeah
101:23
oh good lord at this rate finish it
101:25
finish just gonna become a full-time
101:27
woman
101:31
ah
101:32
for the next little bit fun fact roses
101:34
also kissed two men
101:36
holland too
101:38
have you ever kissed a guy
101:41
yeah
101:42
yeah
101:43
haven't we all
101:45
haven't kissed a dude bro
101:47
what are you like
101:49
you haven't kissed a dude what the [ __ ]
101:51
that's weird oh
101:53
still funny
101:57
still funny technically
101:59
yeah there's still a 69 in there
102:01
hell yeah let's go
102:04
you were like three dollars off though
102:06
you got caught out but hell yeah
102:08
it was almost two funny numbers was only
102:10
one
102:12
what's your favorite bobs these ones
102:13
currently these ones are pretty good i
102:16
i could go smaller though in my opinion
102:19
um
102:20
annoyingly some of them are just broke
102:22
eat after a while
102:24
that's embarrassing if you have any
102:26
story behind the dude kissing
102:28
i don't think i will i don't think i'll
102:30
tell you that but no dude if you haven't
102:32
played a good old game i've kissed more
102:34
than two dudes in one game of spin the
102:37
bottle
102:40
what do you mean it's not that bad you
102:43
can kiss guys it's fine
102:45
[ __ ] what's it called weird flex yeah
102:50
it didn't mean nothing
102:52
quickly figured out that i didn't like
102:53
kissing guys
102:54
it's just how you do it how are you
102:56
supposed to know without kissing a few
102:58
dudes
103:01
how would i find out that i'm
103:06
i feel so bad for
103:08
him i feel so bad for him
103:12
every time
103:13
you are gay
103:15
if you know i guess yeah what are you
103:17
gay or something you never kissed a dude
103:20
what do you say what are you gay
103:22
yeah no i mean i feel like you need to
103:24
kiss a guy at least at least once you
103:26
got to do it you got to figure out how
103:28
shitty dudes are kissing um sorry to my
103:32
friend group you're not good at it i'm
103:33
going to one of those weddings soon they
103:35
ain't good at kissing sorry buddy
103:40
i mean i definitely am not either
103:42
because i haven't had a [ __ ]
103:43
girlfriend in like
103:45
i don't know two years
103:48
it might have been longer [ __ ] two years
103:50
three years i don't know just don't have
103:52
a girlfriend in a while
103:55
can't confirm guys suck at kissing
103:57
[Music]
104:00
i'm probably i'm out of practice i don't
104:02
like kissing that guy i must be straight
104:05
better try many more times just to be
104:07
sure oh yeah that was just the first
104:10
game of spin the bottle
104:12
afterwards i went to an all guys frat
104:14
party and then played the same game
104:16
just to make sure i had to know
104:19
anyway
104:21
why have a girlfriend when you can
104:22
become the girlfriend
104:24
that's a tweet that i made
104:30
ah
104:33
trans girl here looking for help i'm
104:35
really curious about the things you do
104:37
to look feminine and the products you
104:39
use especially the boobs cause i'm a
104:40
trans girl and been wanting to improve
104:43
my feminine ass for if slash when i
104:45
wanna go out and about
104:47
[Music]
104:49
i have answers for that actually
104:50
extensive one ask his wife if he's
104:52
improves his technique lol
104:58
shall i i've got a discord
105:05
i
105:06
i don't think i should i feel like
105:07
that's me is the paramilitary it is i
105:10
feel like i feel like i shouldn't but i
105:12
could
105:13
just know it he knows who he knows who
105:15
i'm talking about too
105:17
anyway
105:20
anyway so
105:22
sorry my skirts my dress is coming up so
105:24
uh let me i had to recently so i've got
105:27
a friend who wanted to um
105:29
i have a friend who wanted to know about
105:30
the same sort of thing too
105:32
and um i'll give you the same answer i
105:34
gave them
105:35
basically
105:37
it's really [ __ ] hard to make these
105:39
look good
105:40
really [ __ ] hard um
105:46
there's no situation the tough answer is
105:49
there's no situation which you can make
105:51
these look good while you're looking
105:52
directly at them the whole
105:55
the whole art i'm sorry the whole art
105:58
form in it is making it so you don't see
106:00
these but they still get the effect of
106:03
it looking like fake bobs like
106:05
undershirts yeah these look great right
106:08
but when you're looking directly at them
106:09
they'll never look good ever
106:11
they're just not made for that right
106:13
like they're always gonna be like
106:15
that they're just not gonna ever look
106:17
good
106:18
um
106:19
and they they're just not really a thing
106:21
that exists that can accomplish that or
106:24
you know
106:25
not that i know about anyway
106:27
but yeah
106:31
i've had mental breakdowns trying to get
106:32
them even and [ __ ] yeah you can make
106:34
them look fine without anything but like
106:37
that they you cannot look directly at
106:39
them and have that be okay hrt i'm sure
106:43
you could take hrt that is also a good
106:45
idea
106:46
and you just get real boobs but you know
106:48
what that's not an option for all of us
106:50
chat
106:51
some of us don't want to take the hrt
106:53
some of us don't want to take the
106:54
estrogen
106:55
i just want to be
106:57
i just want to be a dude that
106:59
occasionally has boobs
107:01
not all the time i don't want to have
107:02
these things
107:03
[ __ ] all the time on me dude i don't
107:05
want these attached to me
107:08
just put everything backward plus tight
107:10
underwear and easy tuck
107:13
ah i've that shit's never worked for me
107:15
you can always whenever i tuck you can
107:17
always tell
107:19
like i've never had like a perfect tuck
107:21
ever once you can always tell
107:23
is it i it's and i know for a fact it's
107:26
that mine i know i'm doing it wrong i've
107:28
got to be doing it wrong because i'm not
107:30
just like
107:32
i'm there's no way i'm just packing that
107:34
much heat there's no way
107:36
it can't be
107:38
not to brag or anything but i am quite
107:40
firmly average that's
107:43
there's no way i'm there's i mean
107:45
there's no way
107:46
i so i just
107:49
i'm i know i'm doing something wrong
107:50
whenever i tuck i just don't know what
107:52
it is yet
107:54
so i don't know
107:55
just throw it over your shoulder yeah
107:58
not to brag or anything but i'm an
108:00
average 10 inches
108:03
get reason to help
108:04
ah hey yo pull this thing back for me
108:07
just [ __ ] yanking it
108:10
lovely tiara thanks they asked me for
108:12
jewelry so this is gonna count as
108:13
jewelry
108:14
um
108:16
the hair is nice thank you i bought it
108:18
myself
108:23
i don't know if it looks better like
108:25
that
108:26
it does but like it's in my eyes and
108:28
it's gonna get all shitty and greasy if
108:29
i keep having to move it
108:40
gaming gaming harder than ever boys
108:46
try beat saver i tried it i don't like
108:48
it there's another game that i like a
108:50
lot more in vr that's like a white wig
108:52
no not a wig but it's a hair extensions
108:55
um there's a better game that i have
108:56
like a beat game i think it's called
108:58
like a pistol whip yeah it's called
109:00
pistol whip
109:01
it's re it's a lot in my opinion i like
109:04
it a lot more than beat saber the only
109:05
thing that i dislike about it is that i
109:07
cannot figure out how to import my own
109:10
songs into it there's a very limited
109:12
selection so i don't know
109:15
um but i i enjoyed the levels that
109:17
they're on there i played all of them
109:18
they're pretty good they're really fun
109:20
be game yeah it's a big game it's like
109:22
shooting though it makes you feel cool
109:24
because there's they don't tell you this
109:26
and everyone that's played the game i've
109:28
i like introduced them to it and they're
109:29
like oh my god i'm so good at this
109:32
i'm so [ __ ] good at this game and i
109:34
don't i never tell them that there's an
109:36
auto aim feature in it
109:38
because it makes them feel like they're
109:40
really good at it but when i figured i
109:42
was like oh [ __ ]
109:44
they shouldn't tell you that there's an
109:45
auto aim i don't think bone works is
109:47
really good i [ __ ] love bone works
109:50
blade and sorcery oh beauties
109:53
beauties of like physics engines so good
109:59
saline injection injection when oh
110:02
you can turn off the auto aim yeah but
110:04
it's way less fun
110:06
it's way less fun when you turn off the
110:07
auto
110:08
but how did you end up in a drumsy video
110:10
drums and me are friends i'm friends
110:12
with like peach jazz moxie
110:14
all that uh [ __ ] emmy
110:16
yeah they're cool they're just a cool
110:18
bunch i like that even a guy can't find
110:20
an answer online for some reason lol
110:23
maybe i'm typing the questions wrong or
110:26
something
110:27
you're spelling it tug not tuck
110:32
how to tuck
110:33
with a ck
110:35
not tug
110:37
if you're googling how to tug you'll
110:39
find very different answers
110:47
what if i go how to tug
110:51
damn i just can't find any answers
110:56
god
110:59
how to tug for cross-dressing
111:02
oh [ __ ] thanks
111:04
thank you sigma mail for 2069.
111:07
all right it's official none of you have
111:10
better names than that guy
111:13
you're not
111:14
holy [ __ ] that's so good
111:16
sigma mail 420 has the best name and
111:18
none of you will ever beat him good to
111:20
know
111:23
thanks for the sub dude
111:27
pull it back and tape down get tucky
111:29
underwear oh never done that but still
111:32
thanks homie uh how are you
111:35
i got that was you've never typed in
111:36
chat before but you did sub so thank you
111:39
queen of the sims how are you
111:43
can you wear a cheerleading outfit dude
111:45
i've worn a cheerleading outfit before
111:48
does not look great on me oh yeah by the
111:50
way i've got the shoes on now i've had
111:52
the shoes on i just remembered i never
111:53
showed you anyway
111:56
hips wise i'm doing okay i've been
111:58
training muscles a little bit there
112:01
but
112:04
i've been training my hip muscles a
112:06
little bit it's been going fine not
112:08
amazingly cute oh my god i've given hold
112:11
on i've put myself in his conundrum one
112:13
second
112:15
okay
112:16
oh my god
112:19
there we go
112:20
jesus [ __ ]
112:26
do you use hip pads i don't but i do own
112:28
them i just don't ha i just haven't got
112:31
any now
112:32
i had to untuck i know i was sitting on
112:34
my sitting on my foot
112:36
not my best idea
112:38
tell us the routine maybe uh some of us
112:40
want to do it too
112:41
the put them on oh my god maybe um there
112:44
are downstairs i could try them on um i
112:47
don't know where the [ __ ]
112:48
i don't know if they're gonna be any
112:49
good though um i just i do um what's it
112:53
called i do hip thrusts i do i do the
112:56
weighted hip thrust so i have a barbell
112:58
right with about like 30 kg maybe on it
113:01
i better know what it is 20 maybe 20
113:04
let's say 20 20 kg
113:06
i don't have any more weight so it's
113:07
just gonna stay at 20. i could probably
113:09
do more um but i could definitely do
113:12
more but like
113:13
i don't know i do like four different
113:15
sets of it so i do like
113:17
uh
113:18
12 or 15 depending on how lazy i'm
113:20
feeling
113:21
uh repetitions of it so i do 12 take
113:25
like a 30 second respect do another 12
113:27
30 and i do that four times
113:29
um
113:30
and then
113:31
by the end of it you want to be like
113:34
to like almost failure right and then i
113:37
do i have these like bands right i have
113:39
these like
113:41
uh [ __ ] exercise bands they're like
113:43
uh
113:44
resistance bands or some [ __ ] they're
113:45
just big elastic bands you put between
113:47
your legs like that and i do this thing
113:49
called like i do
113:50
uh fire
113:52
dehydrants i think they're called you
113:53
basically your legs if these are your
113:55
legs you're going like that right with
113:57
your legs and then another one which is
113:58
donkey kong where you go like that with
114:00
your legs so like yeah
114:02
but it's fine that [ __ ] almost kills me
114:04
every time that shit's hard
114:07
oh my god you're doing lower triangle
114:08
workouts
114:10
i'm doing hip and ass workouts yeah for
114:13
obvious reasons
114:16
rosade you not to dress up as a girl for
114:18
one stream
114:20
are you familiar with my
114:22
entire body of work
114:25
that's that's my life 90 of the time
114:27
usually before streaming started anyway
114:30
i have like an entire youtube channel
114:32
where i am a guy and it's the best
114:34
performing youtube channel
114:36
so maybe
114:38
maybe frick you did
114:41
anyway main job
114:44
yeah
114:50
my entire body of work yeah i mean i'm a
114:53
guy for that i'm a professional gamer
114:55
i'm literally a pro gamer
114:57
in minecraft i'm a little literally a
114:59
pro minecraft player
115:02
literally literally literally literally
115:05
[ __ ]
115:07
toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota
115:10
toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota
115:12
toyota slash will there be streams about
115:15
factorio that beat was kind of hard uh
115:19
no because factorio sucks to stream it's
115:21
a really fun game but like oh my god
115:23
it's the most it's so uninteresting to
115:25
stream
115:26
it's it's the most boring [ __ ] game
115:29
because it's a game where you spend four
115:31
hours making one tiny part and
115:34
optimizing it's so incredibly
115:37
uninteresting
115:38
that
115:39
in 10 minutes of time you can easily
115:41
just do nothing in factorio or nothing
115:44
of consequence anyway you can like just
115:46
be crafting for 10 minutes it's like
115:50
it's it's listen the game is
115:52
literal crack and i have to peel myself
115:54
away from it every time i get into it
115:56
again but like
115:57
ah
116:00
it's so it's so boring to watch it's so
116:03
[ __ ] boring to watch it's like rust
116:05
honestly someone just said they're off
116:06
to play rust it is like rusty
116:08
investments
116:15
what the [ __ ] is that
116:21
what is that i don't know what that is
116:23
you could just moan food comment about
116:25
your let's play d
116:30
nice
116:33
another in the next one the next [ __ ]
116:35
donna i already read it yep
116:38
i remember you getting so excited about
116:40
some green and red things some green and
116:43
red circuits actually it's blue circuits
116:45
they're they're the tier three they're
116:47
the [ __ ] oh my god a whole belt of
116:51
blue circuits holy [ __ ]
116:54
god damn
116:55
have you tried a dyson sphere
116:57
have tried dyson sphere
117:00
no i'm not a hyper advanced alien
117:03
species
117:04
i haven't tried a dyson sphere yet in
117:06
real life i think it'd be cool if we did
117:10
i can't wait for the new imagine dragons
117:11
that's league of legends song tomorrow
117:14
oh
117:16
i am can't wait to be hearing that every
117:18
time maurice is over here good to know
117:20
is that true is that actually going to
117:21
be happening
117:22
bedrock robots nice
117:25
your tiara is a little crooked hold on
117:28
because i'm a corrupt queen
117:42
it's fine
117:43
this is i don't even think i made it any
117:45
better
117:47
if that's as good as it's gonna get
117:50
it's fine
117:51
it's all right
118:00
i should do a mukbang asmr
118:02
there's nothing interesting that i want
118:04
to eat dude there's like i've been
118:05
trying to lose weight so i can't even
118:08
like
118:09
my my gen genuinely my meals right now
118:12
are the most
118:14
grossest [ __ ] but i like them like um so
118:16
there's this stuff called corn pieces
118:18
right and they're just really hyper
118:20
healthy
118:22
like
118:23
one calorie a gram right and they're
118:26
like they're just good for you they're
118:27
just all protein
118:29
please
118:33
it
118:34
[Music]
118:35
that shit's just never gonna work is it
118:37
dyson sphere program is basically
118:40
factorio in space
118:42
nice
118:43
hold on
118:44
i though that's very cool hold
118:47
come on
118:48
pieces
118:50
okay look at this so it's this stuff
118:52
right let me grab it
118:55
it's this stuff
118:56
it's this stuff
118:57
i this this is my main food sauce
119:01
that right it just just quant the
119:04
vegetarian thingy it's like imagine
119:05
chicken but vegetarian it's it's boring
119:08
but it's that
119:09
i just have like that and vegetables
119:14
some mushrooms maybe
119:16
if i'm feeling good
119:18
maybe some [ __ ] like that's it i have
119:21
like
119:22
that that's my whole day of eating like
119:24
i have a cup of tea with a sugar in it
119:27
and some almond milk i have an apple and
119:30
then i go easy calorie deficit indeed
119:33
a dinner i have like random snacks of
119:36
like cheese
119:37
it looks disgusting
119:40
what is it disgusting what about
119:42
argument my quorn is having um
119:45
and then i have like a and then for
119:47
dinner i make that i make i make that i
119:49
maybe have some caramelized onions with
119:51
it
119:52
damn that shit's nice actually some
119:53
brown sugar some [ __ ] onions
119:57
good [ __ ] and then uh what's it called
120:00
if i have like a proper big meal with it
120:02
what i'll do is i'll make this like
120:03
pasta sauce style thing for the corn
120:06
it's gonna fall
120:08
i made this thing my queen you look
120:10
great today [ __ ] i make this thing i put
120:14
a can of tomatoes
120:16
do a can of tomatoes in a pan
120:19
with or at least i'll do
120:21
i'll cook i'll chop up some onions i'll
120:23
put some garlic in the pan as well cook
120:25
down until it's a bit softer softer put
120:28
a can of chopped tomatoes in the thing
120:32
cook that down put some almond milk in
120:33
that so it's a bit more creamy
120:36
and then i'll make some [ __ ]
120:37
mushrooms and i'll make that corn put
120:39
that in the pan [ __ ] mix that [ __ ]
120:41
together bam it's good
120:44
and then i do that
120:45
and then that's like uh that's like 700
120:48
calories in that and then i'll have like
120:50
random bits of cheese and stuff hit that
120:52
fat oh i also put an egg in it that's
120:54
where the other cow is coming in i'll
120:55
put like an egg in it to get some good
120:57
protein in there and also eggs taste
120:59
good um all right last time i just did a
121:02
fried last or not a friday last time i
121:03
just did a poached egg i just had the
121:05
poached egg with it it was good
121:07
and then uh yeah i have like salads if
121:09
i'm feeling snacky throughout the day
121:11
bunch of salads in there egg and then i
121:13
have like um
121:15
these like [ __ ] baby bells just bits
121:16
of cheese it's good
121:19
um
121:20
and then i end the day with like a
121:22
maybe three to four hundred calorie
121:25
deficit thing and i lose weight
121:27
um
121:29
on my if i was gonna main if i was gonna
121:30
do maintenance i just maintain weight
121:33
all i would do is then i just add a [ __ ]
121:35
ton of parmesan to that sauce
121:38
oh dude if i wasn't trying to lose
121:41
weight oh my god that sauce is already
121:44
[ __ ] it slaps it's genuinely really good
121:47
if you added a ton of cheese in that
121:49
[ __ ] oh my god it's so [ __ ] good oh
121:52
yeah and then i just have a bunch of
121:53
like peas and stuff with it so peas
121:55
broccoli all that uh that's what i have
121:58
alongside that sauce and everything it's
121:59
a lot of food it's gene it's more food
122:01
than i i finished
122:06
hello rose since you're a numbers girl
122:08
what are your opinion on this donno goal
122:11
is it gonna be hit or are we not gonna
122:13
make it
122:14
please tell me rose
122:18
let me check let me check the clouds
122:20
outside let me make a prediction
122:23
give me a palm i'm going to look at the
122:24
clouds in the sky and see what they tell
122:26
us for this goal hmm
122:39
[Music]
122:44
silence
122:48
[Music]
122:55
i'm feeling it
122:56
i want to see
122:58
whether this goal is gonna be hit or not
123:00
i don't know yet i gotta i gotta i'm
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calm
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i know
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i know
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i know what it's gonna be
123:14
i figured it out
123:33
hold on
123:39
dirty man
123:41
in the dirt so
123:43
ain't gonna happen it's gonna happen
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ain't gonna happen ain't gonna happen
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ain't gonna happen i don't know why it
123:49
came up with [ __ ] kim kardashian just
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saying dirty man
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it was close though almost got it
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ain't gonna happen ain't gone [ __ ]
123:58
happened angle [ __ ] happened
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dirty man
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look this is the thing i went on to this
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look
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but it was
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dirty man
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what the [ __ ] i didn't realize that clip
124:15
just continued
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that's so odd what the [ __ ]
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dirty man
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it sounds like the [ __ ] guy the it
124:30
sounds like the [ __ ]
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the last thing you'd want in your burger
124:35
king burger
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is a dirty man
124:39
those are the gifted subs by the way
124:41
star gamer why is there a bunch of
124:43
hearts around your name by the way what
124:44
the heck
124:45
what does that mean
124:47
i don't know what that means the re when
124:49
other people gifted subs they didn't get
124:51
hearts i'm confused
124:53
cooler
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69 69 thank you k boat okay gilbert
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oh [ __ ]
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dude that [ __ ] doesn't taste good
125:05
it's it tastes good but it doesn't smell
125:06
good
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that's really [ __ ] me up
125:09
oh are you a vegetarian because of
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ethics or taste if you don't mind me
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asking
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neither i was it's just what i'm used to
125:16
i was raised vegetarian i don't
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necessarily have an issue with people
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eating meat
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uh it's thanks crj for those six gifted
125:24
subs that's why you got to be so [ __ ]
125:26
weird about it
125:27
goddamn okay
125:29
just gift the whole give the whole
125:30
number give like a
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a multiple of five
125:35
instead of i should not do either one
125:37
i'm gonna regret it but shoot you all
125:39
aboard simps together strong do your
125:42
part chat
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oh damn
125:49
no
125:50
i won't allow this i don't make me do it
125:52
i'll be i i will stay on this screen for
125:54
the rest of the stream you better
125:56
[ __ ] not
125:59
we reached 23k of the stream no shuttle
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yep
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this is my opportunity hold on
126:04
[ __ ] hold on
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hold on
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kanye we get in the dirt so
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ain't gonna happen ain't gonna happen
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ain't gonna happen
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i know it ain't gonna happen
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uh
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i was saying something oh yeah no i'm
126:23
just it's just what i'm used to i
126:24
sponsor vegetarian food
126:30
together crusade nice
126:32
[ __ ] okay
126:35
thanks for the 11 gifted subs by the way
126:40
okay [ __ ] six hundred thousand you
126:42
voted for yes
126:43
uh stream's already been going for two
126:45
hours boys this may be where we have to
126:46
end it
126:48
the breaks are up and we're all i'm
126:50
kidding
126:52
it's
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i mean oh [ __ ] okay
126:57
i'm doing my part
126:59
[Music]
127:01
thanks buddy chat
127:04
thanks buddy
127:12
as you command i did i commanded nothing
127:17
this is stuff this is stuff and john
127:22
not
127:22
bias third parties
127:32
another cell phone
127:36
another cell phone i only have the one
127:38
buddy guess who's calling
127:41
it's your mom you know what to do smile
127:44
hey
127:46
sharon
127:48
oh yeah last night was great
127:51
i'm gonna i'm gonna do it again i'm
127:53
gonna i'm gonna
127:56
yeah i'm sorry i know i won't talk to
127:58
you later again i'm sorry
128:00
i'll see you tomorrow
128:04
okay i love you bye
128:06
don't you dare to end early we need to
128:09
finish this bet d
128:11
sharing makeup text tips for the mom
128:16
thank you for 123 buddy
128:18
[Music]
128:21
wow 10 months
128:26
it's going well
128:27
but i've had a long industrious career
128:29
i'm i'm i'm good to end it already i'm
128:32
good to end it here i'm fine with that
128:36
[Music]
128:37
holy [ __ ] ftc [ __ ] health thanks to
128:39
the tip
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thanks
128:44
thanks triple panda
128:45
[Music]
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panda panda panda thank you buddy thanks
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for the [ __ ] thanks for the 30
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dollars
128:51
i feel like chat might have got the 23
128:53
000 right on this one although i will
128:55
say i've noticed a big uh uptick in
128:58
people voting no
128:59
so yep has 1. 1.8 million points and no
129:04
shots does 120 000 so hmm
129:07
you need to rethink twitch and discord i
129:09
know
129:11
do you plan to do interviews again
129:14
oh when i find someone good to interview
129:16
yeah i think we definitely could do
129:18
it's just that i don't know i don't want
129:20
to have that whole thing of like
129:22
being responsible for someone else's
129:23
like career
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you know
129:26
i always have that thing where they do
129:28
something wrong and then they're
129:28
associated with me
129:30
so i don't know
129:33
thanks for 50
129:39
oh my god
129:42
it's not gambling if you know the
129:44
outcome
129:50
but then that's what you'd say about
129:52
every gamble that you'd make so i'm not
129:54
sure really
129:57
doing my part what would you gamble if
129:59
you didn't think that you knew the
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outcome
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interesting
130:06
oh someone just randomly say ella
130:07
hollywood
130:10
are they are they here
130:12
do your part what the [ __ ]
130:14
why is this such a weird number
130:17
why is it such a weird number though
130:18
chassiu
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when why is so close
130:26
yeah okay they're gonna hit it it's fine
130:27
keep it up chat every dollar helps
130:30
also you need to re-sync your twitch
130:33
with discord i am i know dude i
130:36
as soon as someone sends me a link to it
130:38
i'll do it i promise i'm just not good
130:40
i'm just forgetful okay
130:42
do an interview with ryan ali
130:46
i could also do that again i i don't
130:49
know it's a
130:51
it's a thing of any time i do that i'm
130:53
gonna be like linked to the person
130:55
forever so i'm not sure
130:57
full send simps together strong
131:03
well it it's okay this one sure we'll
131:06
hit 23k i'm sure we will
131:09
um
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the actual goal in general though maybe
131:14
not i'm still waiting so i can prove to
131:16
you that i can grad a beard fully oh my
131:19
god did i tell you about that i grew out
131:20
a beard i didn't shave for the entirety
131:23
of the time of uh what's it called i
131:24
didn't show for the entirety of the time
131:26
i wasn't doing streaming
131:28
turns out it's been a long time since i
131:31
have done this simps together strong
131:35
demo nice to see you turns out
131:39
turns out
131:41
i grow hair really [ __ ] weirdly
131:44
no hold on i am wondering if you read
131:46
alice in wonderland or wizard of oz
131:49
i've read it oh my god no i don't read i
131:52
didn't know there were books i thought
131:53
were just movies
131:54
what the [ __ ]
131:55
but yeah i grow my my beard grows hair
131:59
like this interview a lot hollywood kick
132:02
great idea i grow i grow hair here
132:05
only by the way literally only where i'm
132:07
touching not like general area literally
132:10
only where i'm touching i grow hair here
132:14
uh here bumping the number
132:16
here
132:18
here and here but not here just here
132:21
um and then here
132:24
and then here
132:26
that's where i grow hair
132:27
the rest of it smooth as a baby's butt
132:29
how does feel make me fat
132:32
i can i i may want to go back
132:35
on that whole um bet we made we've hit
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23k
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okay you guys can stop now that's good
132:42
that's good that's enough slices who's a
132:45
pretty princess
132:46
okay that's just
132:48
that's just um that's just your meaning
132:51
i'm not a i'm not a i'm not a dog
132:55
peach fuzz for a tiny bit bro it's so
132:57
bad
132:59
interview rynali maybe
133:03
i'm not gonna read all that dude i'm not
133:05
gonna read that entire thing stuff
133:07
that's a whole ass document
133:09
it's a whole ass document that you've
133:11
linked
133:15
[Music]
133:17
top is how to do it oh it's fine decided
133:19
it again
133:21
thank you that's just extra i'll take it
133:24
thank you thanks demo
133:26
you're very very nice with everyone who
133:28
voted no
133:30
oh dude [ __ ] big rip that was him two
133:33
million points against you yeah the
133:34
strong
133:36
holy [ __ ] three million points against
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you
133:39
that's three steps you idiot
133:43
[Music]
133:44
okay
133:46
i wanna dude i need to get back into my
133:48
eating over eating ready
133:51
nothing is over until we decide it is
133:54
f1 nn wants to bury our finces
133:57
wants to wear those nasty old hoodies
133:59
and boy clothes that we locked away with
134:01
our hard-earned dollars
134:03
here stoves call he john's wore
134:06
[Music]
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i know
134:12
calls you princess and i agree that it's
134:15
cringe so don't worry baby girl i got
134:19
you
134:22
now that i can get behind thank you
134:24
that's so much nicer too nervous to come
134:26
up with a clever message no one's
134:28
allowed to call me baby girl unless
134:30
you're my sugar daddy okay
134:32
so hit me up if you are a sugar daddy in
134:35
which case i will allow it
134:37
but i'm an expensive [ __ ] i will warn
134:39
you
134:40
interviewing hani 9 would not affect his
134:43
career because he is already successful
134:45
in his language
134:46
also doing my part
134:52
[Music]
134:55
i don't know who that is so does that
134:56
mean you can't count to three
135:00
oh i don't know what i said
135:02
only nine
135:06
uh
135:09
oh what the [ __ ] am i on
135:14
i clicked a random
135:16
i have no idea who this is
135:19
it's just like a guy they've got 150
135:21
followers on twitter are you getting
135:23
tired of that donald sound yet
135:26
yes you can stop
135:28
good name but holy [ __ ] thank you for
135:30
the [ __ ]
135:31
thank you for the hundred dollars
135:33
dude you you really can't stop though
135:36
you really can we hit the thing protect
135:38
the queen you did it congratulations you
135:41
did it you don't need to anymore
135:45
can you do the pose what pose
135:47
what pose exactly i just speed run them
135:51
oh god what's this one
135:53
but here you go baby girl
135:56
simps together strong
136:02
thanks dude
136:04
69 before the end of the stream what
136:07
would that mean somebody declared sis
136:08
straight mail says on stream i want an
136:10
hourglass figure this ain't ending
136:15
i have an idea i have an idea
136:17
one moment jen
136:22
simps together strong
136:24
also your streams are why i'm
136:26
crossdressing and that has my wife
136:28
questioning her sexuality lol
136:33
[Music]
136:37
is it weird to pee in the shower i think
136:40
i just save water
136:42
no it's not weird it's great everyone
136:45
does it i do it
136:52
[Music]
136:56
sorry mommy i did it wrong
137:07
[Music]
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we all know he's not a princess he's a
137:14
queen damn it
137:35
all right
137:37
okay
137:38
uh there we go all right so now i've got
137:41
uh
137:42
hips
137:44
what do you think chet
137:48
much better way better right wow
137:50
look at that your boy has hips now let's
137:53
[ __ ] go
137:55
damn hourglass [ __ ]
137:57
look at that
138:00
it's and it's it's all a hundred percent
138:02
real baby
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100
138:05
real cake i just did a bunch of i just
138:07
did a bunch of squats in the other room
138:09
thirds of the way
138:11
also not gambling if you know the
138:13
outcome
138:16
what the [ __ ] is going on now did you
138:17
bet for 24k
138:21
why are you still thank you for the
138:23
hundred twenty nine dollars fifteen
138:24
cents why is that the number normal
138:26
people that don't pee in the pool slash
138:29
shower and degenerates that think
138:31
everyone pees in the pool shower
138:34
everyone pees in the shower
138:37
why would you not pee in the shower i
138:39
pee in the shower
138:40
you pee in the shower who the [ __ ]
138:42
doesn't pee in the shower what are you
138:43
uneconomical
138:45
idiots why pee in the shower bro be
138:48
normal
138:52
hands-free peeing is the [ __ ]
138:57
exactly
138:58
you're in the shower like it's it's fine
139:01
it's it's not like it's anything bad is
139:03
it
139:05
you guys are you know you're wrong about
139:07
this there's two types of people those
139:09
who pee in the shower and liars agreed
139:14
agreed
139:17
shower clean anyway yeah
139:22
hands-free
139:24
money for showing off her femininity
139:28
he goes
139:30
uh ecal getting more money for for
139:32
getting fake hips
139:34
shit's crazy
139:36
let's go
139:37
we can do this chat
139:40
god damn look at this look at this [ __ ]
139:42
hell yeah
139:44
just completely real and then there's no
139:47
there's no butt pads
139:50
so it's just
139:51
still flat as hell
139:53
it's the corset line's so [ __ ]
139:55
annoying
139:56
i meant wrong sorry mummy the dude i
139:59
can't like get rid of this lime while
140:01
wearing a corset so i'm just gonna have
140:03
to like get that level of waistline
140:06
and then wear hip pads without a corset
140:09
get a bbl
140:10
good idea i sent you two steps to link
140:13
your channel to discord including
140:15
pictures to both council chat and in a
140:17
dm
140:18
even my nine-year-old niece could follow
140:20
those instructions although
140:26
have you seen my keith's bunny outfit
140:29
maybe you can interview him lol
140:39
i haven't but now i'm googling it seven
140:47
let's see
140:48
oh he owns a bunny i'm googling bunny
140:51
outfit and all i see is bunnies
140:56
um
141:01
no i haven't seen his bunny outfit i
141:02
don't i can't find it until all i see is
141:05
just him with a with a literal bunny
141:10
this stream
141:11
what the [ __ ] it really has
141:13
actually reacted to you
141:16
i
141:17
lost jesus i'm so [ __ ] hard i'm rock
141:21
solid my god
141:24
so he hated it nice
141:27
nice
141:30
he's looking good the stream is
141:33
it's um
141:35
do i own that same one no okay here's a
141:37
slightly different one to me
141:41
miss kev crossdress is an awful an awful
141:43
bunch i don't know what's uh what's up
141:45
with that dude that's weird
141:49
that's real weird that
141:51
maybe he's uh maybe he's just
141:53
uh weirdo little god you know not not
141:56
good
142:00
how come you don't like him i do like
142:02
most gifts mrs fine
142:03
what did i ever say i don't like
142:04
mischief i think it's just there's
142:06
someone in my chat called nation that
142:07
just demands raiding mischief for some
142:09
[ __ ] reason every time i do a stream
142:11
so i i've said no many times to that
142:14
because like i eh
142:17
this is a content demon true
142:19
i'm good at this [ __ ]
142:22
why the nut why
142:24
i'm so [ __ ] confused by this it makes
142:26
me feel like you're trying to reach your
142:28
funny number but there's no number
142:30
that's even remotely close to it
142:32
why the why that
142:35
crj thanks so much for the 93
142:38
and 45 feet
142:39
am i stupid
142:41
oh it was two three four five six seven
142:42
eight oh
142:53
good job crj
142:55
good job
142:56
uh i noticed that
142:59
i noticed that dude
143:01
i just
143:02
it was just a bit it was for it was just
143:04
a bit for like clips and stuff you know
143:07
so
143:08
it's just a part of my bimbo character
143:11
obviously i knew
143:12
i noticed
143:14
because i'm smart and i i'm not dumb
143:17
but you know
143:18
it's just part of the character that i'm
143:20
doing
143:24
i'd if this was your goal but you were
143:26
showing off the bulge earlier might want
143:29
to refrain for toes
143:32
wow
143:34
it never is i'm never a big fan of it
143:36
but i just it's hard to hide it's just
143:38
something that i have
143:40
hey rose can i interest you in a
143:42
money-making opportunity don't answer
143:45
that i know i can
143:47
all you have to do is think of small
143:49
donor goals for within the stream maybe
143:51
you could start with 100 for hrt oh what
143:55
a great
143:56
a hundred dollars man yeah oh yeah and
143:59
what is special about this number it's a
144:02
good idea
144:09
1307.
144:10
[Music]
144:12
there's the civil war
144:14
something something good job she's
144:16
pretty something something
144:21
uh
144:22
i was the year the civil war ended
144:26
the it was when american bred the east
144:30
and west
144:31
fought each other
144:33
and then abraham lincoln said stop
144:36
and they stopped
144:39
it was about women's right to vote
144:44
i bruv that's really funny but now
144:47
listen here
144:50
why isn't mommy helen a vip yet she more
144:53
than deserves it
144:54
hashtag vic mommy helen
144:57
huh
145:01
sorry
145:02
sorry i'm like i'm like this close to
145:06
crying
145:08
because of the fight i was
145:13
just really trying to keep a straight
145:15
face holy [ __ ]
145:17
i don't know why helen's not vip yet her
145:19
one's great i am just so [ __ ] tired
145:25
oh you just got a hashtag that's a good
145:27
idea
145:28
huh
145:30
cheese
145:31
cheese
145:33
cheese
145:34
i want some cheese i have cheese but i
145:36
just i can't eat it
145:38
i'm losing weight bro my diet don't
145:40
allow it
145:41
[Music]
145:43
i'm trying to be healthy
145:45
no rose it was a prime number d
145:49
ah well so shows
145:51
seven
145:52
so is one
145:55
you know
145:57
nothing special about them there's tons
145:58
of them
146:00
[Music]
146:03
tree 50.
146:07
nice
146:08
350
146:11
like that rapper
146:14
350 cents
146:18
it's actually a
146:20
group of rappers
146:22
there's three of them thanks helen
146:25
you really you're trying to buy your way
146:26
into being uh into being viped aren't
146:29
you helen and it's
146:32
working congratulations to the new vip
146:35
helen
146:36
helencroft
146:39
well done
146:41
it worked surprisingly well
146:45
i didn't talk to you amazon boy this pee
146:48
in the shower that just pee on my face
146:51
mommy
146:52
also i made a paypal just for this
146:55
also also sweet princess baby girl
146:59
thanks joe biden for your kind words
147:01
i think that people don't pee in the
147:03
sink
147:04
purely
147:06
because they're pissed off they
147:08
are too short to reach it
147:19
oh damn
147:25
hey by the way it says that like
147:30
what's it called
147:34
anyway it says that my twitch is
147:35
actually integrated thanks for the five
147:37
good tips kevin kev kevin kevlar chicken
147:40
what the [ __ ]
147:41
train is here maybe soon p.s i hope you
147:44
have a good day
147:46
seriously use your toilet
147:48
is that what that big [ __ ] balls for
147:51
is that where you're supposed to piss
147:54
i've been doing that like maybe 40 of
147:57
the time
148:00
the rest of my piss
148:03
i don't know usually i just put it in
148:05
bottles and drawers just keep it around
148:07
the house
148:09
might come in useful someday i've heard
148:11
that it's technically sterile so you can
148:12
just drink it again
148:14
what if the what if the [ __ ] water
148:15
supply gets shut off you're gonna be all
148:17
crying to me but i don't care knock on
148:20
my door to get some of my piss you're
148:22
not gonna get any
148:24
the reason why people don't pee in the
148:26
shower or sink is that they know what
148:28
these are for d
148:31
you wait till [ __ ]
148:33
uh
148:34
the government decides to shut off the
148:35
water supply ain't gonna be getting any
148:37
of my piss no no no
148:39
how do you reach the sink though since
148:41
you are only five foot six
148:44
what dude the fact that i'm five foot
148:46
eight is
148:48
five foot nine oh damn the fact that i'm
148:51
five foot nine
148:53
is a bigger insult you can you can make
148:56
up the [ __ ] you can make up numbers
148:58
all you like but five foot nine still
149:00
worse the truth shut up i'm five foot
149:03
nine and a half i'm five or ten but all
149:06
my dude i can't even keep up thank you
149:08
demo for the 10 gifted subs and thank
149:10
you
149:11
oh my god
149:12
thank you uh thank you foxy for the uh
149:15
for the five good subs this is very nice
149:17
of you
149:17
edit the wiki no if i google finns to
149:20
high is it still five foot eleven
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it is it is
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it's still i'm still canonically five
149:31
foot eleven so
149:36
get [ __ ]
149:37
i'm five foot
149:39
eleven
149:41
and that's correct
149:43
and that's on and that's on um
149:46
something
149:48
anyway guys 24k
149:51
oh i see someone voted that you're gonna
149:53
that you're gonna get it ah he's trying
149:56
listen i'm gonna stream for the next
149:58
half an hour
150:00
um
150:01
i'm gonna shoot for the next half an
150:03
hour
150:04
i will be ending the stream after half
150:06
an hour
150:07
that's i'm just warning you if you want
150:10
to hit 24k you can hit 24k there was a
150:12
vote on it i'm not doing it any longer
150:14
than that though the three hour stream
150:16
markets going bye bye
150:19
but why because i find it funny
150:24
i'm six foot ten and going through a
150:26
gender crisis
150:27
there's no way you're six foot ten
150:32
they don't build them that tall dude
150:34
there's no way
150:38
that's cool as [ __ ] is that true
150:41
dude i that's cool as hell if it's true
150:43
i don't think it is but like god damn if
150:46
it was how tall shaq
150:50
and i would do that six foot nine
150:52
whoo
150:55
that's all shaq
150:59
seven foot four good to know let me see
151:03
shaq he's seven foot two
151:08
lied to me wait no
151:24
does google know what the [ __ ] is going
151:26
on
151:27
okay
151:32
uh
151:33
seven foot exactly he is holy [ __ ] or
151:35
seven foot one
151:38
i put 20 000 channel points on yes
151:44
okay
151:46
interesting
151:47
we will see how it works so you've got
151:48
half an hour i can confirm people get
151:50
tall i'm seve six foot seven and trans
151:53
damn
151:54
it's [ __ ] crazy
151:56
i mean
151:58
god damn
152:00
i feel so bad for you buying airplane
152:02
tickets
152:04
oh
152:05
i'm i'm tall for me holy [ __ ] thank you
152:08
my bank account sucks but i believe we
152:10
can get 24k chat simp together strong
152:17
i disagree it's gonna be fun watching
152:19
the people that voted no one voted yes
152:21
like figure out what they're doing this
152:23
in this one but um by the way
152:27
the uh
152:28
holy [ __ ] i'm just realizing on an
152:29
airplane right i i used to be really
152:31
annoyed that like they do not build
152:33
airplane seats for people of like my
152:35
height
152:36
but i'm like i i've recently learned
152:38
that i am average height
152:41
they aren't dude why is there not enough
152:43
leg room for literally just average
152:46
people
152:47
that's insane to me
152:50
like i am average like five foot nine
152:52
dude five foot ten five foot nine it's
152:54
average height right
152:56
but like why like i can't just get like
152:58
the cheapest uh airplane seat because
153:01
there's just straight up not enough leg
153:02
room like my my knees just will hurt
153:05
badly by the end of the flight so i have
153:07
to get like the economy plus the extra
153:09
like one inch of leg room they give you
153:12
just to be like not touching the seat
153:14
using mechanics and if they lean back
153:16
it's immediately garbage as well
153:18
but like that oh dude that's annoying
153:20
it's in the emergency window bro i did
153:22
do that actually that's what i do from
153:24
now on if i didn't want to pile up for a
153:25
flight that's what we did for marbella
153:27
when we came back
153:29
sat in the [ __ ] uh emergency row
153:34
stop sitting in the lap of your seat
153:35
mate
153:37
that's so comfy
153:38
uh
153:40
what
153:45
stop flying air amputee you mean ryanair
153:48
oh dude ryanair is like
153:50
a bus ryanair is like a bus but in the
153:53
sky like a british bus like not a good
153:56
like a bat
153:57
like oh
153:59
it there's you can't like there's no
154:00
electricity like it's so bad
154:03
i'm six feet 10 inches ryanair is
154:06
genuinely issues and only six or 14
154:08
all whilst not being able to find any
154:11
fem ship that fits me yay
154:15
yeah that's rough
154:18
like you are above average personality
154:21
wise
154:22
thank you i'm like
154:24
i'm not quite in the same boat i can
154:26
find like
154:28
dude everything that fits me is like
154:30
women's large and uh
154:33
dude if it's shoe size
154:35
no women's shoe fits me the only thing
154:36
that fits me is like cross dresser [ __ ]
154:38
that's like oh his this is for drag
154:40
queens so there's no like women's stuff
154:42
that does actually fit my like feet i
154:44
guess because i'm size 11 which is on
154:47
the large side of guys guys feet because
154:50
you know
154:52
what can i say
154:58
you know what they say about guys with a
154:59
big d i mean guys with big feet
155:06
hard to find heels that fit really
155:07
[ __ ] hard to find heels that fit
155:09
actually
155:10
god
155:11
it sucks
155:12
anyway
155:13
but like
155:14
all all my heels are like
155:16
ludicrous because of that reason i have
155:18
no idea what it's going to be like for
155:20
size 17.
155:23
is this like 17 nails there might be
155:30
oh wow
155:32
i just got look i looked on ah
155:34
[Music]
155:35
i got a twitter comment
155:37
the just i got a twitter comment i don't
155:40
want to
155:41
leak them but it said you should stop
155:43
with the freckles you look better
155:44
without them
155:48
i don't have freckles on right now
155:51
i don't actually know if any of you guys
155:52
noticed so i don't have freckles on
155:54
right now
155:56
compare
155:58
i look the lighting is so [ __ ]
156:00
different
156:01
compare
156:03
no freckles i don't know
156:06
so this is a downgrade or an upgrade who
156:08
knows
156:10
i personally like the freckles i just
156:12
literally forgot today and i didn't
156:14
realize until right now
156:16
i zoomed in on my face because of that
156:18
comment i was like
156:19
have they faded off i thought my makeup
156:22
looked different today i didn't know
156:23
what it was and i just didn't do that oh
156:25
my god
156:26
but
156:27
hmm
156:29
i don't know
156:34
what happened yeah that thing right
156:37
there you got that you got that boy
156:39
don't know what that is my beauty mark
156:42
now i've seen it and i can't unsee it
156:43
holy [ __ ] freckles makes you extra cute
156:46
thank you
156:48
i try i when i did them they worked
156:50
really well and i like i've done i've
156:52
done them ever since i tried them for
156:53
the first time but like
156:56
ho-hum
156:59
hmm
157:07
so my tweets are good and they don't get
157:09
likes which is upsetting to me
157:11
like it's a good tweet
157:14
this is a very good tweet actually
157:17
i'm gonna piss in the sink and none of
157:18
you are powerful enough to stop me
157:20
that's a great tweet seven thousand
157:22
likes that's upsetting to me it's a
157:24
great tweet
157:25
out i got work tomorrow also you're
157:27
shorter than my mama
157:32
well i'm taller than my mom so ghost go
157:35
go i
157:39
don't like that person
157:41
i wanna ah [ __ ] i'm this close to just
157:44
ordering some food because i am
157:46
like
157:51
i just want butter chicken dude
157:54
i feel like i'm genuinely the i i didn't
157:56
quite prepare i didn't quite
157:59
lay out how how annoyed i am about that
158:02
that i managed to not make that [ __ ]
158:05
butter chicken dude
158:06
i'm really annoyed by it
158:09
like
158:10
it has affected me a lot more than i
158:12
than i let on i think
158:14
because my god
158:20
is this place open
158:23
it's not
158:29
i'm upset by it i can't find any either
158:32
butter chicken aren't you vegan i'm
158:34
vegetarian but the sauce is doable and
158:36
makeable the only thing is i've had it
158:38
once that's vegetarian
158:40
the best [ __ ] thing ever it's so good
158:43
i i i'm really annoyed that that was
158:45
kept for me my entire life
158:47
um but i had the sauce the sauce is
158:49
great really [ __ ] unhealthy i'm
158:51
guessing but i can't find it
158:53
order food and accept the delivery with
158:55
your tiara on of course
158:58
you kidding me
158:59
oh dude i spent the entire day dressed
159:01
exactly how i was last stream like all i
159:03
i didn't get changed at all i didn't
159:04
take the makeup off i didn't do anything
159:06
like that i just stayed in it all until
159:08
i like went to sleep that day beige food
159:11
so much
159:13
quite a
159:14
british crave beige foods have you ever
159:17
seen uh butter chicken it's like orange
159:20
what do you mean
159:23
since beige checking out twitter check
159:25
out a telepath turtle some cute gifts
159:28
no
159:30
no
159:32
ah now
159:35
like the [ __ ] commenting thing it was
159:37
like are you a boy
159:38
and then someone uh star gamer thanks
159:40
buddy yes she is a boy by birth but her
159:44
clothes are locked up
159:46
what a [ __ ] sentence if you have no
159:47
idea what my streams are like holy [ __ ]
159:50
corn vegan is belgium rose
159:53
why
159:54
i dude i'm so [ __ ] tired maybe i need
159:56
like
159:58
oh
160:00
maybe i need some
160:01
caffeine but it's like 11.
160:05
oh
160:10
okay no that
160:12
let me look up on
160:13
what's it called if i can get butter
160:15
chicken sauce delivered to me because
160:17
now i'm just craving it and i don't
160:19
think i'm gonna be able to get by today
160:21
i don't think i'm gonna i don't think
160:22
i'm gonna i don't think i'm gonna uh
160:25
i don't think i'm gonna get by without
160:26
this
160:29
because i tried to make it and i tried
160:30
to make a big part of it i sacrificed
160:32
like two cans of chopped tomatoes for
160:35
this
160:37
it was bad call that one pl place near
160:39
the thing what does that even mean
160:50
it's not for sale dude
160:56
i'm peeved
160:57
i'm real upset okay i can't grab there's
161:00
no there's nowhere that stocks are near
161:01
me i have to buy it on amazon this sucks
161:06
need some real chicken no
161:08
i'm gonna make it with goddamn
161:10
corn because it's good resist the
161:12
temptation
161:14
temptation but i want it but i want it
161:17
real bad
161:18
just by the source in tesco pesco closed
161:21
right now bro
161:22
it's 11 p.m tesco [ __ ] closed
161:28
anyway
161:32
i know what you're gonna say yep
161:36
don't order food are you not on a diet
161:39
i want it though
161:42
i want it though
161:46
i want it though
161:51
a finn you've got a face for radio and a
161:54
voice for print
161:55
meanwhile rose over here has a voice for
161:57
radio and a face for video
162:00
rose evergreen is your ultimate form and
162:03
i am so down with that thank you
162:05
[Music]
162:07
do a cooking stream you'd hate that i
162:09
would hate that together strong
162:14
or if there is a tesco near me [ __ ]
162:17
what thanks for the fifty dollars why
162:18
what the [ __ ]
162:19
i dude the people that are trying to get
162:21
this to 24k after before the stream ends
162:24
there's less than 20 minutes remaining
162:26
now
162:28
okay i'm gonna go on
162:30
where's the tesco near me
162:33
oh there's one that closed in 15 minutes
162:35
and that's it
162:37
so
162:39
ain't ain't nothing close to me
162:40
apparently
162:43
how is there only two tescos in all of
162:44
birmingham what the [ __ ]
162:50
okay what about this one
162:54
11 p.m bro it's going to close holy [ __ ]
162:58
yeah they're all closed at 11. it ain't
163:01
gonna happen
163:03
find the strength for your diet
163:06
i want this thing though i want this
163:09
thing though
163:10
oh my god yeah the only there's only
163:12
like
163:13
[ __ ] oh my god three miles away that
163:16
there's a small one petrol station well
163:19
we would love the stream you can still
163:21
hate the food you cook if you want
163:24
oh it's so it was so awful when i did
163:27
deliver or get tescos for you no they
163:29
won't um too far away um
163:33
look for 24 hours did there's one three
163:35
miles away from me and i don't want to
163:37
go that far in this
163:41
wearing this
163:42
just hop on over to tesco it's just you
163:45
know
163:46
11 p.m at night wearing this [ __ ] you'll
163:49
it'll be fine going to tesco's without
163:52
chat for shame
163:54
it'll be fine
163:56
anyway
164:00
maybe when i get a i'll get a bbl and
164:03
i'll look great in in uh dresses like
164:06
this then i'll go to tesco's at [ __ ]
164:07
11 p.m at night i'm sure it'd be very
164:09
safe
164:10
i'm so [ __ ] tired i need to start
164:12
like getting up later
164:17
because i have no energy at all
164:19
oh my god
164:22
i feel like i know what the hell on a
164:24
real thing i feel like the last this
164:26
stream and the live stream have been a
164:27
bit like for me i'm not sure whether
164:29
i've just been like in my opinion i've
164:31
been a little bit less entertaining
164:33
um
164:34
but i don't know i think it's just kind
164:35
of tireder than usual holy [ __ ]
164:41
first cocoon stream you did awesome fun
164:43
the second one was scuffed as [ __ ]
164:44
replicate the first one was the first
164:46
one when i did the the burrito because
164:48
that was nice i did really well with
164:50
that one i remember that
164:53
get more rest true i should
164:56
uh that time of the month maybe
165:02
did you get the facts oh bro did you
165:04
ever get vaccinated
165:07
i missed my vaccine it was today i
165:10
missed my second dose
165:13
i forgot about it and i've got to book
165:15
it now i've got to do it tomorrow
165:17
but like i forgot about it today i'm an
165:19
idiot
165:20
um so i'm going to get it tomorrow
165:23
ugh
165:25
i know that was stupid himbo dude i you
165:28
complete idiot okay well i woke i woke
165:30
up like fine and then i was on the phone
165:32
to my sister and i was like i've got a
165:34
weirdly free day today i wonder why i
165:36
didn't schedule anything dude in my
165:38
hometown even their pizza delivery
165:40
closes at 10 pm supermarkets are closed
165:42
at 9 to 9 30.
165:45
yeah same thing with me
165:46
i'm in the second biggest city in in
165:48
[ __ ] in the uk and it
165:50
there's nothing near me open after 10.
165:52
have you had anyone hit on you while
165:54
it's been girl month if so what was
165:56
their reaction when they found out you
165:58
weren't a girl no there's only been one
166:00
time which has been like a catcall thing
166:02
but like no no one's ever
166:05
nothing that's ever really happened
166:07
you are such a gremlin but you look good
166:10
also most people like it
166:13
no one ever like what's it called like i
166:15
maybe it's just an american thing but
166:17
like
166:19
just talks to random people in the
166:21
street who does that number no one does
166:23
that in the uk i feel like no one just
166:25
like approaches people
166:27
right
166:29
it's been very few times where like i've
166:30
ever spoken to a stranger while out in
166:32
public
166:33
that you didn't need to
166:36
right homeless people yeah sure but like
166:40
we're just not really like super
166:42
conversational i guess anyone drunk yeah
166:46
maybe it's an american thing americans
166:47
being overly friendly yeah i mean oh my
166:50
god when i went to when to when i went
166:52
to vid holy [ __ ] my sentence when i went
166:54
to vidcon they're like
166:56
the the number one like culture shock
166:58
was like talking to cashiers
167:01
like they asked me questions
167:03
and it was so [ __ ] weird because they
167:05
were being so nice and i got back and i
167:07
remember streaming and telling everyone
167:08
like holy [ __ ] they're really nice over
167:10
there in in la and people going like l.a
167:13
my god those people never talk to you
167:15
they're all uppity [ __ ] like they're
167:17
all they're all egocentric no one no one
167:20
there's no everyone hates people in l.a
167:21
i was like my god dude they're so
167:23
[ __ ] nice like compared to british
167:26
people
167:27
la is like
167:29
la la people are way more friendly than
167:31
british people
167:33
it like it's a culture shock thing
167:36
um so i've i've never been to like a um
167:39
like a um
167:41
what's it called maybe a southern state
167:42
people say they're really nice sudden
167:44
hospitality all that
167:45
i maybe i do want to go to texas and see
167:47
like what people are like i've heard
167:49
from everyone in new york that new york
167:51
is probably like the most similar in
167:54
like
167:55
everything to the uk just people in
167:58
general and also uh what's it called
168:00
weather like if you i don't get
168:03
i feel like if you're gonna go from the
168:05
uk to anywhere
168:09
24k
168:16
hi
168:22
what the [ __ ]
168:25
thank you for the 300
168:29
what the hell
168:31
sag nasty slim
168:35
thank you for the three hundred dollars
168:36
pog
168:37
that was real nice of you
168:40
that you're
168:41
you're newer hello how many people lost
168:45
holy [ __ ]
168:46
it was a million points on that are
168:48
still another hundred thousand people
168:50
lost okay we're not doing another one by
168:52
the way we're not doing a 25k one
168:54
because dude
168:55
i want to go eat some cheese i'm gonna
168:57
figure out something to make i may do it
169:00
guess what
169:01
i may bread today holy [ __ ]
169:04
i may have a piece of toast
169:06
i don't need bread i don't actually have
169:08
any bread in the house
169:11
oh
169:12
actually i do have a calorie deficit of
169:15
like 700 right now
169:16
i need to fill 700 calories i can order
169:19
like a giant pack of crisps for that
169:20
[ __ ] yeah
169:22
i'm gonna order
169:23
some pringles and then lose weight
169:25
because i'm [ __ ] cool as hell
169:27
anyway
169:30
i'm gonna uh i'm gonna go to sleep i'm
169:32
gonna have my like
169:34
i'm gonna have my uh
169:36
packet of crisps from a random delivery
169:37
place
169:39
uh and then go to [ __ ] to sleep
169:43
congratulations for your million points
169:45
that you guys won
169:47
bread bread yeast
169:49
what the what are you the [ __ ]
169:52
i can be anything you want to be i can
169:54
be anything you want me to be i'm tired
169:55
as hell holy [ __ ]
169:57
okay
169:58
ah
169:59
by the way can i do a quick thing before
170:01
i go i wanna i want you to uh twitch
170:03
integration's still broken i'm aware
170:06
right i want you to answer me something
170:08
so out of everything out of all the uh
170:11
hair that you've seen there's a hair
170:12
question
170:14
do you prefer
170:15
the lung care
170:18
over what it used to be
170:20
because honestly
170:23
i kind of do
170:25
in my opinion i like the long hair more
170:28
i have not had to shower with it so i
170:30
don't know
170:32
anyway
170:33
[Music]
170:34
let me uh i'm gonna do a poll because
170:36
i'm gonna do three options don't do it
170:38
mods i'm gonna do it
170:47
okay
170:49
i'm gonna do
170:51
what the [ __ ]
170:53
service error there we go that worked
170:55
again go shower with it and then decide
170:58
good idea
171:00
long hair mine's longer though ah dude
171:03
i like this one
171:04
okay let's see vote on the pole chat the
171:06
longer hair is quite like
171:08
i feel like i can do more with it you
171:10
know the uh the one from before the old
171:13
hair extensions weren't that long they'd
171:15
only get like down to like there
171:17
so having the extra little bit of length
171:19
kind of gives a little something to it i
171:21
don't know
171:34
i'm appreciating the princess crown to
171:35
be honest
171:37
all right
171:39
i wanted to see what you guys think
171:40
about it also you can do more with it
171:42
i'm not sure when my when my natural
171:44
hair gets like a lot longer maybe i'll
171:46
be doing this a similar sort of thing so
171:48
right now right
171:50
my natural hair is like here
171:54
so it needs to gain like twice the
171:56
length at this length i need to be
171:57
growing my hair like things
172:00
proceeds to wear the same hairstyle
172:02
every stream damn
172:04
right buddy
172:05
but maybe i'll maybe i'll come into a
172:07
stream like this one day have like a
172:09
messy bun
172:11
but like it's most comfortable like this
172:13
like
172:14
this is
172:16
you've okay you did see what my hair
172:18
looked like this is what i look like off
172:20
camera all the time look
172:26
oh [ __ ] hold on let me revert back to
172:30
manly man look
172:32
this is as soon as i get off stream
172:38
look at my like [ __ ] acuteness of
172:40
this that i can do this so quickly and
172:42
well
172:44
welcome to like me off stream all the
172:46
time
172:49
brothers biceps
172:57
not bad karen yeah
173:01
but like this is our stream all the time
173:04
i don't get why like i don't get why
173:05
people like ponytails i think it looks
173:07
shitty as hell but like cool
173:10
not on me anymore instagram post or scam
173:12
scam scam scam scam scam scam scam you
173:15
won't get an instagram post i can't be
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bothered
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because it's just like this doesn't look
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good compared
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like the only the only way the ponytails
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look good is when i do this with it and
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it's only because it mimics how my hair
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would look and it still doesn't look
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good i don't know keeps hair off neck oh
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yeah no it's like the most comfortable
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thing don't get me wrong but like this
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is my hair off stream all the time
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girl question mark question mark man
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question my question mark who knows
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with hips like these
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who knows
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i could be any
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oh yeah wait where that hat what the
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[ __ ]
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oh dude that and like ow [ __ ]
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i there's again another questionable
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thing that i don't get about chat is
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that i for some reason you guys don't
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like me in hats i look [ __ ] good in
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hats look hold on in a cap anyway look
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at this [ __ ]
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look how good i look
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rose just forgot how to login into
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instagram
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i look so [ __ ] good in hats dude
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this shit's like
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this is my peak dude
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wrong cap i don't care it looks so good
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rose got the wife look already down
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i look great in hats you guys don't know
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[ __ ]
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no
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the cap it looks like sexy chap you guys
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have
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bad opinions
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first times donating to a streamer
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you're my favorite
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great
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looks so good in hats dude i know you
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are i look good out of hands too but
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still
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not cute very cute
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it's so i i look great in them
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okay we've got to decide what the rules
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violations are going to be because
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you're obviously enough wow okay
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i'm aware tennis coach [ __ ] damn right
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punishment for bad hat it's a good dude
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that's what i mean i don't get how you
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guys don't think i look good in hats and
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i don't get me wrong you guys are in the
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majority not the minority because i
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remember i posted something on instagram
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in which case i thought i looked great
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well let me show i i bet you i can get
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the photo up bottom
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insta
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cap [ __ ]
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images
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look i look what about a cosplay of a
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world war ii women's air corp
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maybe
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oh i look [ __ ] great here i look good
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in this picture this is shit's unedited
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just a picture from the stream i look
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great here right
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no
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one of my less liked posts it's a good
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[ __ ] look too [ __ ] stream i look
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great in that photo
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i don't know
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anyway
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uh
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it's interesting finding the ones that
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you guys think that uh are the best ones
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versus the ones that you don't like oh
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here's another one for instance
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uh this one was another one of those
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ones that's like less liked even though
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i think i look great there um let me see
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but then uh
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dress too big went well maybe because
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it's kind of just funny
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uh what else chat i like the hat
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i like that too
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i'm trying to think i'm trying to think
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of one that i that went way better than
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i thought it would
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like a look that you guys liked more
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than i did
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uh
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same thing here this is in my opinion
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the best i've ever looked
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like
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this is my this is the best i've ever
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looked this is great
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um but
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one of the less length ones
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i think the red dress one was maybe like
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i like this less than you did
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but i don't know
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uh
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oh the wedding dress actually okay
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definitely the wedding dress was
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definitely one of those ones that i
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thought was a lot
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like
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i i mean don't get me wrong i thought it
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was great but like
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i thought that this one was gonna be a
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lot
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worse received than it was this one was
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a [ __ ] banger of a tweet everyone
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liked this one i always hear comments
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about it but like
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this one was not my favorite one weirdly
178:05
enough so i don't know
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i had to think about there's some stuff
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that i don't know
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i i haven't quite narrowed down your
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guys's tastes yet i'm not sure
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when is the po box opening
178:22
next stream that's a good idea actually
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for the next stream i'll do that next
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stream there's not a ton of stuff but
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there is some stuff wedding dress won't
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look great it does look good but 50 000
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likes
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well i can explain why you like the hat
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pictures so much you look more like a
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guy in those
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tldr you just like manly men the more
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manly the better
178:45
i don't know if i'd wifed up rose there
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are enough takers
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i don't know if i i just think i look
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good in hats
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like i didn't used to look good in hats
178:53
in my opinion i used to look really bad
178:55
in hats i but now i feel like i do
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whitley with the long hair i feel like
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it looks better in hats with long hair
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like when you have really short hair
179:04
when you wear a cap you kind of look
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bold when you
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but like yeah i don't know that's just
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kind of like
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just so [ __ ] good i don't know
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oh we're one minute off all right boys
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i'm i'm ending the stream in 40 seconds
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beanie over hats for me good point hold
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on do i have a picture of me in a beanie
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yeah i've looked good in being i've okay
179:30
i've worn a beanie a lot
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i've worn a beanie a lot
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and don't go wrong i am into it people
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don't like like the red hair either
179:39
what the [ __ ] is this um
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but yeah i do i do wear beanies quite a
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bit or at least i used to i haven't worn
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them in quite a while though
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but like compared right this one versus
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like this one i think the cap looks
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better anyway boys it's been a fun
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stream it's been three hours
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i will see you in the next one boys i
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wanna i think i look better in caps but
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maybe i'll do a beanie stream next time
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who knows or a beanie for the next
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stream i'll figure out some luck to wear
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and wear a beanie for it anyway boys
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it's been fun when's next stream
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tomorrow
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stream next tomorrow i will be opening
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po boxes maybe i'll even be vaccinated
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by then
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volley vaccinated hell yeah i'll be able
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to cough
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and be
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finally
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finally random people can cough into my
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mouth again i've been waiting for that
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it's been one of the biggest things i've
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missed since covert and now i can start
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doing it again anyway i'll see you boys
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peace
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still can't [ __ ] wink though god damn