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[Music]
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uh
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[Music]
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yay my favorite ego
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[Music]
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train hype
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never gonna give you up
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[ __ ] that ruined my intro
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oh hey
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didn't see you there
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i'm just doing a bit of a
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bit of touch
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on my exquisite face
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the mic muted kind of ruined it didn't
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it
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hey boys
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i didn't do makeup yet i'm doing it kind
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of now
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because i look like a gremlin 99 of the
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time
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uh so i figured i'd get this done
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quickly
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hey boys
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uh all right so
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i've been kind of busy recently actually
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you need to clean yourself before the
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stream
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clean i am clean i've showered actually
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look at this freshly showered hair
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that's not straightened yet [ __ ]
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i have no idea how to straighten this
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amount the sheer girth of hair
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i haven't
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i'm not even gonna attempt it
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help what the [ __ ] son
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son
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anyway
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i had like a whole [ __ ] blue peter
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thing planned or i was gonna be like oh
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hey
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didn't see you there
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i'm just doing a little bit but then my
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[ __ ] mic was muted i met awkward [ __ ]
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anyway
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i need some new concealer
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how's your days going i have some
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interesting news two months um
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i might
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during this stream
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spend a lot of money
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during this period your favorite color
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yet
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what
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what dude
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blue is still the favorite
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blue and orange go so well together i
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don't
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i got a thing that i've been like in the
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works for a very long time people that
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have known 13 months
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people that have known the streams for a
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little while right
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uh i or have known me
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i have been bitching
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and complaining about this
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for
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years
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absolutely years
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and
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i might just today start the process of
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fixing it you look like a diner waitress
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today
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thank you holy [ __ ] what a [ __ ] look
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idea thank you
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it's one of the dresses that we ordered
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together on stream a bit of a shopping
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moment
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in fact i think this is one of the ones
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that you guys picked out so [ __ ]
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actually the the waitress thing's kind
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of good good idea you're thinning it out
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yeah
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thank you i don't have a corset on or
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anything like that but still 100 grams
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worth of knives holy [ __ ] thank you tea
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bag thanks for supporting my hundred
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thousand dollars worth of knife venture
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but no here's what i'm doing
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i'm not getting an hr3
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this week i'm not doing my family in a
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trip
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feminine for the first time if you don't
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have a supportive family get a new one
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yes worth it
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just buy a new one go down to the uh
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down to the dollar store there's plenty
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of people there what's our child's name
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i want him to be called jeremiah i want
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him raised as a mormon i never want him
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to know what i do for a living anyway
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oh damn you've heard of this country
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thanks doug
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thanks i have what the [ __ ] they such
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kitty mush meow hey thank you for the
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give them you've heard of this country
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that i've been bitching and complaining
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about that i don't live in
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[Music]
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you ever heard of that place do fries
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come with that shake
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can you guess which one it is
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can you guess which one i'm [ __ ]
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banned from
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i
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i
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i don't know whether i'm going to be
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able to do this and i kind of want you
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guys to know first
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i'm going to try
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and nothing's confirmed yet
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but
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i'm starting up the uh the america fund
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i'm starting up the uh the i want to go
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to america storyline again
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um i really want to go
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i'm currently banned from the states
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but i found this interesting visa and if
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you want to do a bit of googling on it
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you'll see why it's such an annoying
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thing and a hard thing to do and the
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reason why i haven't done it yet i'm
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going to be attempting to go to the
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states on an e-2 visa now listen if i've
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got any immigration attorneys here in
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the audience you may have just gone oh
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what uh because that visa is
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hard to do that is not like the
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it's like the only one i could yeah why
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i can only get the one that's like uh
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i can only really get my options are
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like become a doctor or do this and i'm
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i don't want to i don't i don't want to
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do a hundred thousand dollar company
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startup trainer i lift a total of 1
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592 pounds around 750 kilograms just
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tell mk i'll be happy to help
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oh [ __ ] what what
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what are you [ __ ] superman i lift a
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total of 1
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600 pounds
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is that that's breaking a world record
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right it's an investor's visa you're
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right but guess who has a company guess
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who has a media production company guess
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who has a advertising media content
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production
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uh
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ltd
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guess who can employ some united states
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workers which technically counts towards
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the total
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yes
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i'm really gonna try it um
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why the [ __ ] would you pay throw a 100
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on going to the states because it's not
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throwing 100 going to the states it's
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basically just leveraging everything i'm
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already doing
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and then saying hey united states i can
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pay my taxes to you instead
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and then they can let me in
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in theory i shouldn't need to actually
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pay like a ton of money the goal is i
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buy a new computer
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cap set up all that
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i get a house
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an office i get an office
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in the states i hire a couple us
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employees
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such as the people that work on the
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minecraft servers
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[Music]
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that's this is me and trump
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or who's in the john biden i'm gonna get
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in
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[Music]
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i want in
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i'm gonna try that stream regularly
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entertain the chat not scam and you'd
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easily get there oh well never mind then
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but yeah so i mean technically
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it shouldn't be that bad because like
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i'm not doing i'm not doing anything i'm
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not spending any extra money i wish i
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didn't what you have to fill our bra
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also you look like a cheap nurse sitting
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in right now
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yeah i took them out and put on the
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dress
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i need to start doing this i need to
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start like what's it called stop taking
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them out while i get this stuff on or at
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least wear like non-form-fitting
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clothing john biden
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what do you got what are you just
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chanting john biden now you guys don't
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know john
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silly anyway
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these are mod in my chat don't you know
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anyway
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so yeah i'm gonna give that a shot i
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have a lot of american friends just came
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into the stream right now and i am
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trying to gather data for my stats
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project the question is have you ever
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[ __ ] yourself as an adult need an answer
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quickly no
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i've definitely been at risk of it
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though i've had risky farts what state
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would you rate a living if you could
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find a house you liked and could afford
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texas texas
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i want to go to texas john madden john
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madden john now let me preface let me
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let me preface this okay hold on let me
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preface it i want to go there i want to
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go to austin idiot shut up oh wait
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what's the [ __ ] what's the bet for
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what's the bet for i don't know what the
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bet is [ __ ] i don't know what the bets
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for someone will tell me i want to go to
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texas copying wings a little bit um
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everyone's there dude every streamer do
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it for jay schlatt maybe
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maybe
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maybe he offered to show me the monkey
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balls all right maybe he offered to show
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me the [ __ ] monkey ball statue and
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that was the whole reason why i wanted
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to go to the states and that's the only
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reason maybe it's that maybe it's not
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who knows but anyway
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sorry this might be considering this is
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literally i haven't even paid for the
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lawyers fees yet i'm just telling you
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literally first no one else knows about
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it so hello people in my life i'm gonna
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try and go to america
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[Music]
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but yeah texas is the uh by the way it's
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bob ross birthday can we get bob's for
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bob
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what size bob
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our molly size titties what does that
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even mean
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what the [ __ ]
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how many what site what cup size brandon
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biden that's why everyone cheers for
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brandon let's go
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what is uh what's his what's john
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biden's middle name
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go brandon
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brandon mommy milky's john mummy milky's
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biden
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john mummy milky's biden oh my god
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texas sucks don't go
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everyone's there everything's cheap hell
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yeah that's kind of why i want to go
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houses cheap i want to experience
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american houses i don't think you guys
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know how much you're taking that [ __ ]
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for granted but it ain't like that
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anywhere else in the world maybe canada
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um but like or australia actually but
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okay fine we just don't have it here i
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haven't experienced literally like
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you you can't get a house that's like
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oh
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dude let's not get me on to the house
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[ __ ] rant but anyway i want to go
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experience that i want to see the sun
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yeah that's it dude that's it it's such
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a thing that i guess you start taking
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for granted after a while but like a
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[ __ ] i'd have
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never seen the sunshine in my entire
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life the time when i was in america i
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really liked it and i stayed in
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apparently a weird bit of the states so
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like i really liked it i want to stay
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there for a bit the visa that i'm going
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for uh has a [ __ ] ton of freedom so i'll
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be able to come back come here
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maybe if it gets approved i don't know
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if it will but you know it should be
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good punk that's what i'm going for
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taxes
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taxes
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so sorry hassan i don't want to pay him
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i already live in uh
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10 country
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way to capitalist
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society it's going to be so fun eight
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months i can't wait to not have health
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care oh my god i'm so excited
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i don't know if you read the whole orb
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you have to generate substantial then go
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over i know
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i imagine finally getting the visa and
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then finn brings a knife to the airport
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i've had a consultation with the
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can i bring my knives
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i don't want to go
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my wife and child can stay if i can't
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bring my knives i
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i i don't know what i'm gonna do
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you guys have met my wife right and
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child
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six months pog let's go brandon also his
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middle name is robinette
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what
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robert nah you're [ __ ] with me it's
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not it's not robin that that's hilarious
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okay it's a funny name
15:06
i am willing to get paid as a mod to
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help your application
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that's not a bad idea
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it's actually not a bad idea
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uh
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actually yeah
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[ __ ] that's not a bad idea uh i need a
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bunch of technically i need u.s workers
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i'll be hiring tab properly maybe
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but yeah
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mods finally get dental [ __ ] that you're
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a subcontractor [ __ ]
15:35
i ain't providing any i'm not i'm not
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giving you a pension that ain't gonna
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happen i'm not there
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oh sorry
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but yeah dude um i'm gonna try for it um
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it seems like it's not
15:52
super hard i can't wait for that to get
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clipped when i get denied
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um but yeah uh
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investors visa they can depressing can
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take up to two weeks
16:03
two weeks
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two weeks
16:06
[ __ ]
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nothing
16:09
the difference between you and the other
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streamers is that you dress as a women i
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know you live in a third world city
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currently but texas has few laws to
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protect you please don't get h crimed
16:21
i'll try my best
16:24
i personally don't think i will although
16:27
we'll make for a cool story time video
16:29
maybe i'll get verified on twitter if i
16:31
make news
16:32
the uh cross-dressing streamer they got
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hate crimed for being
16:36
uh questionably straight
16:40
but yeah no that's um i wanna i wanna go
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and do it uh it's been it's hard to
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explain right it's like i i can't make
16:48
it make sense to you but it has been a
16:50
bit of a dream that the council will
16:51
finally get paid consulting and advisory
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fees
16:55
if not for that then pay us for the
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emotional hardships we have to endure
16:59
that sounds like a civil suit not not an
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employment case
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but
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people don't have hate crimes i'm well
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aware
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it you know
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um that's it sucks
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but
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okay do we i mean don't worry we can
17:16
very gladly i can take this channel in a
17:18
very depressing route we can just talk
17:20
about sad things all day because that
17:22
sounds fun um but you know
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100k seems kind of low well that's the
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thing
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um there if you want to just buy a visa
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it's a million dollars but there are
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different ways uh with this visa they're
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expecting you to help the economy grow
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and they're expecting your business to
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grow you know that's the thing
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if america was just full of people that
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had you know
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thousands and thousands and thousands of
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dollars which is i'm well aware that i'm
17:48
very lucky that i i'm you know
17:50
i it's something that's possible to me
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now
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um i don't by the way i don't have just
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a hundred grand to just drop on
17:56
something like that but there's a lot of
17:57
different ways that you can get in also
17:58
it's not a hundred grand it's more like
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50
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which is more
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manageable the pc is like [ __ ] 10 at
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this point this whole setups probably
18:07
like that so uh
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i don't know that's a good bit of it
18:10
that's [ __ ] 20 the way there just the
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computer that i'm using texas is not the
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wild west anymore you will be perfectly
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fine yeah i know
18:19
that's why i want to go to that i
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wouldn't don't worry i wouldn't put
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myself in harm's way for anything but it
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sounds silly
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um
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but there's a lot of people in the uk
18:30
that if they know like actually anything
18:33
about america
18:34
want to move to america because they
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they either the two people i meet
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either think it's the absolute wild west
18:41
as i said that everyone's racist sex is
18:43
homophobic
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um everything ick
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then you know but it's not particularly
18:48
like that anymore i'm sure that no one
18:50
one of you not one of you or any of
18:52
those ists please rose
18:56
thank you can we do a poll in chat for
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if you are if you're an ist
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and let's see who says yes
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[Music]
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or ick also congrats on getting on an
19:11
mcc team with another female mc streamer
19:14
did that get announced
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did that get announced another
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another
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what do you mean oh it did oh yeah dude
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rose [ __ ] glad to see you finally got
19:27
paired up with a fellow gamer girl for
19:29
mcc dude isn't this like
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describe a professional girl to be
19:33
playing with someone who makes most of
19:35
their money by being a girl which sure
19:37
sounds like a professional to me
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oh yeah
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what the [ __ ]
19:44
have i just like broken my mouse what
19:46
the hell
19:47
okay dude it's such a top one percent
19:49
team isn't it
19:53
yes i'm a racist
19:55
my favorite is the 1500 meters
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oh [ __ ]
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[Music]
20:02
are you oh why'd we do the why did we do
20:04
the poll why did we do the poll why 15
20:07
percent of you said yes why have you why
20:09
that was a joke what did we do
20:12
non-binary pride non-binary pride why
20:15
did we do the racist poll
20:17
mods
20:20
what the [ __ ] okay anyway uh
20:24
if you make it to texas go to a bucky's
20:27
[ __ ] is high yike there's a few not far
20:30
from austin and it's a mix you'll catch
20:32
glares sometimes but probs be fine
20:36
to
20:37
to give you like some idea i'm not gonna
20:39
be i don't even wanna go there until
20:42
like mid next year if it was my dream
20:44
i'd be there mid next year
20:46
um because i've got a lot of stuff to do
20:48
before then uh and i want to be there
20:50
like mid next year if everything trucks
20:52
along and does its thing
20:54
that is the soonest i'd like to be there
20:56
but yeah the um
20:57
[Music]
20:58
man did
21:00
okay it is like hard to explain
21:02
right but like i've always wanted to go
21:04
to america it's just always a thing that
21:06
i've wanted to do
21:07
um
21:09
i know it sounds kind of dumb to like
21:11
americans and [ __ ] being like oh my
21:13
dream is to just visit your country but
21:15
it kind of is
21:17
like i've always been kind of like a
21:18
little bit fed up with the uk with a lot
21:20
of this stuff a lot of just how it is uh
21:24
don't get me wrong i would much rather
21:26
retire to the uk than in america because
21:28
of dna chest but like you know i'm well
21:32
aware of the downsides and upsides of it
21:35
all but it's just the thing i want to do
21:37
you know
21:40
what's your new uh wait how's your new
21:41
bed great i didn't build me a new bed i
21:43
built a guest room bed i built it myself
21:46
because i couldn't find any that would
21:48
cheap
21:49
and fit the space i couldn't find any
21:51
that fit and weren't like 300 pounds and
21:54
i didn't want to spend that much so i
21:56
built a bed like for as cheap as we can
21:58
and then we built and then it's a good
21:59
mattress though i spent money on the
22:00
mattress like a 150 200 pound mattress
22:03
it's a good mattress anyway
22:05
lives in birmingham tired of the uk
22:07
figures yeah maybe i should just move to
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brighton
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yeah
22:12
brighton is like the closest you can get
22:14
to like
22:16
i mean in my opinion i like brighton the
22:18
most out of the out of the uk if i was
22:20
gonna move anywhere if i could just pick
22:22
where i'd move to a good place in
22:24
brighton but like the annoyance of that
22:27
is it's just
22:30
you know i don't want to spend it it's
22:32
like i can't even afford a place in
22:34
brighton it's insane
22:36
you'd have to like i'd have to take out
22:37
a mortgage for
22:38
like three times my net worth together
22:41
i was thinking about buying you some
22:43
limoncello but given that it contains
22:46
alcohol it would need to be signed for
22:48
now i could also just donate the money
22:50
so you can buy a bottle of it for
22:52
yourself to try out on stream would that
22:55
work i mean i can also sign for it but
22:58
like
22:59
what the [ __ ] is lemon cello
23:01
what the [ __ ] is that lemon vodka isn't
23:03
that just like
23:05
lemon liqueur oh what
23:08
see that sounds good i really [ __ ]
23:10
like lemon
23:11
limoncello tastes awful thank you new
23:13
viewer uh apparently limoncello takes it
23:15
awful but i like lemon tastes like soap
23:18
shit's the best okay a lot of different
23:20
differentiating opinions on lemoncello
23:24
it's lush there's a brick
23:28
all right [ __ ] i mean just send some i
23:30
mean i could always google it [ __ ] i'll
23:31
buy some on amazon you don't even need
23:32
to send me any i'll just buy some now
23:35
it come is it that expensive or is it
23:36
like it's fine right i can just buy some
23:38
on amazon right
23:41
you'd need something for it because it's
23:42
a p.o box um
23:43
oops yeah well
23:45
i'll buy some on amazon then
23:47
[Music]
23:51
i have um aperol an april's [ __ ]
23:55
dreadful
23:56
it actually it's there i'm looking look
23:58
at this
23:59
it's the only thing i've kept here
24:00
because it doesn't even it's so much
24:03
i don't even know what to do with it
24:05
um it's it's it's
24:07
i mean you don't drink it on its own so
24:09
maybe i just tasted a bit on its own and
24:10
i was like but you know
24:13
actually i love april i'm i tried some
24:15
on my own
24:16
on its own it probably wasn't that great
24:19
but i didn't really know what i was
24:21
doing with mixing it it was on stream i
24:22
think right i must have tried some and
24:24
then i was like that's bad
24:26
when i was mixing mixing it into a drink
24:29
[Music]
24:31
yeah
24:34
the other option to go with is la
24:37
however i've been to la also by the way
24:41
it's not some dude
24:43
it's not something where i'm just gonna
24:45
be like oh [ __ ] okay i'm in one place
24:47
forever i'm gonna be renting a place i'm
24:49
not gonna be buying a house in america
24:51
[ __ ]
24:52
so i'm just gonna like rent different
24:54
places [ __ ] it i'll go to i'll go to
24:56
anywhere maybe i want to try living in
24:57
florida for a bit it's where like oh la
25:00
or some [ __ ] like that maybe i want to
25:02
lie is huge too there's so many
25:03
different airpods yeah like
25:06
dude it's
25:07
i just want to go i just want to go i
25:10
just want to experience it dude
25:12
it's just a bit of a
25:14
it's a bucket list thing you know
25:18
[Music]
25:21
finally subbed again f1 nn5t less gang
25:25
what thank you
25:35
la's hella expensive i'm aware um
25:38
i looked at a five-bedroom house in la
25:40
for [ __ ] 25 grand a month
25:43
um
25:44
it's really expensive
25:46
so that's why i'm more favoring texas
25:50
but
25:51
you know
25:53
that's just my vibe thank you thanks for
25:55
the blessies
25:57
but yeah i mean
25:59
that's pretty cheap that's pretty cheap
26:02
what five bedrooms for [ __ ] 25 grand
26:06
my god
26:12
don't bait me with that that's pretty
26:14
cheap i've uh i've [ __ ] i i look i
26:16
it's la dude i know but i've looked at
26:18
apart i've looked at apartments in l.a
26:20
before and three bedrooms was like 12.
26:23
uh when we were gonna move in with
26:24
skeppy and it was a it was a good
26:25
apartment too don't bite me we're like
26:27
oh it's so insane it it is insane
26:30
but it's not like 25 grand a month is
26:33
cheap insane i don't think there's
26:35
really anywhere like that in the world
26:36
maybe
26:37
yeah
26:38
six months of explaining to my
26:40
girlfriend what i'm watching
26:43
hell yeah
26:46
have you managed to figure it out
26:48
we managed to explain it because no one
26:50
else has that's no one else can explain
26:52
what the [ __ ] i do for a living not in
26:54
my life anyway
26:55
i have a hard
26:57
i have a hard job explaining what i do
26:59
for living my eyebrows hold on
27:02
why is this one eyebrow looks so weird
27:05
it just is it just me
27:08
what the [ __ ]
27:17
why does it look like that the [ __ ] is
27:20
going on with you looks fine in the
27:22
mirror seven months so close to baby
27:24
time
27:27
so close to baby ben
27:31
what the hell happened okay it's as good
27:34
as that's gonna get what the [ __ ]
27:37
uh i've got a bowl of polish nice
27:39
expensive
27:40
what's the issue my eyebrows look weird
27:42
to me i don't know if it's like that
27:43
with you but still nevada is better than
27:45
texas i don't know what nevada is nevada
27:47
oh like like [ __ ] uh
27:51
las vegas
27:53
that sounds fun that sounds cheap as
27:54
hell right like the houses in vegas are
27:56
like
27:57
insane
27:58
i think i've heard of that but you have
28:00
to deal with the fact that it's in vegas
28:02
so
28:03
alaska's bigger than texas yeah but it's
28:05
alaska
28:07
everything comes with its downsides it's
28:09
cheap and a blast
28:11
enjoy 50 celsius yeah [ __ ]
28:13
but
28:15
i guess the benefit of that is oh my god
28:20
uh [ __ ] wha what thingy thingy [ __ ]
28:24
air conditioning oh my god
28:27
dude
28:30
i get hyped up about the weirdest things
28:32
i'm gonna go to american ph for the air
28:34
conditioning
28:35
like you know that feeling of like you
28:37
know when it's raining outside and
28:39
you're inside and you feel all cozy and
28:41
[ __ ]
28:42
you know it's like oh it's nice i feel
28:45
the same way about like seeing how
28:47
blisteringly hot it is outside but
28:50
you're inside and you're like
28:52
yeah you're not like you're just [ __ ]
28:54
yeah dude that's how it was in l.a like
28:56
all the time
28:58
and you could go out experience a bit of
29:00
heat and be like i'm done walk back
29:02
inside that's [ __ ] insane vacations
29:04
23 minutes our stream starts
29:09
sorry whoopsie bad twitch
29:19
twitch bad
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oh 13 months
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[ __ ] yeah thanks for the 30 oh oh wow
29:30
thank you for the [ __ ] 13 months
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profess
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austin may be one of the safest in texas
29:35
but the fbi reported 411 hate crimes in
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texas last year alone
29:41
20 of those were because of sexual
29:44
orientation that is a sharp rise from
29:46
previous years the political climate
29:49
there
29:50
we had a thousand this month
29:54
what no wait hold on did i read some
29:56
weird stat
29:58
like we had like a thousand this month
30:00
in birmingham
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[Music]
30:05
if you come to america stay in that was
30:07
just on right these days big cities
30:09
pretty much everywhere are very
30:11
progressive and tolerant and the most of
30:13
the town was ironed outside of the
30:15
bigoted hellscapes even in blue states
30:21
that might have been a year actually but
30:23
it was definitely like one thousand
30:25
three hundred oh do a silly face
30:30
i gotta google it again because i
30:31
remember reading like it was one
30:32
thousand three hundred in either like
30:34
the course
30:41
f1 n5t peg champ
30:44
f1 and n5t
30:49
or if they spelled my name right on the
30:50
announcement this time
30:52
because they spot my name wrong on the
30:53
teams
30:54
with their
30:55
on the mcc discord i'll never forgive
30:57
scott for that i'm an all-star of mcc
31:00
and they don't have to spell my name
31:01
they wouldn't i bet you they wouldn't
31:03
misspell dreams name huh
31:06
[Music]
31:08
dream with a [ __ ] three or some [ __ ]
31:10
f1 n is a cis male he'll be fine unless
31:13
we keep on hitting girl month
31:15
he'll be fine he'll be okay
31:18
unless we do this we can make him not
31:20
okay
31:21
[Music]
31:23
oh [ __ ] 69 69 [ __ ] yeah f1 n i'm glad
31:26
you are going to peruse your dream of
31:28
coming to america and i know my old self
31:31
isn't going to be able to talk you out
31:33
of wanting to visit your friends no but
31:36
as a female poc i am earnestly worried
31:39
and i will pray for you
31:41
thank you
31:43
i mean
31:46
it's a
31:47
it's not a logical thing i just want to
31:49
go experience it
31:51
it's like you know [ __ ] if i was
31:53
gonna say like oh i really wanted to i
31:55
really want to visit um
31:56
[Music]
31:58
dubai
32:01
i think twice about dubai because you
32:03
know the death penalty
32:05
um
32:07
but you know like
32:09
i feel like people wouldn't give me too
32:10
much [ __ ] about that
32:12
by the way i heard you were coming to
32:14
kona land come visit your girl in san
32:16
francisco sometime
32:19
oh yeah i'm down [ __ ] do i get to go
32:21
through the twitter headquarter
32:22
headquarters
32:24
you both tried like odd donation amounts
32:27
i'd suggest buying either milletti
32:29
limoncello or morandini limoncello as a
32:32
first double here's some cash to go
32:34
towards that first sip also you're my
32:38
favorite e-grill amaranth has nothing on
32:40
you
32:44
she's got my tier 3 sub
32:47
so she does have that
32:52
but
32:54
she does look good in a bikini i'll give
32:55
her that when she writes on that [ __ ]
32:57
pickle rick thing god damn
33:00
ain't nothing ain't nothing that gets my
33:03
the ain't nothing that
33:05
ain't nothing that gets uh my oh my my
33:08
toes wiggling is when she writes on on
33:11
that [ __ ] on that uh pickle rick
33:14
the name finster
33:24
[Music]
33:28
bro nobody is going to do [ __ ] lol
33:30
you're a streamer
33:33
just
33:34
i can't tell if that's like that can
33:36
beat that dude you can take that in two
33:38
ways and i think i know the way you
33:39
meant it which is just like no one's
33:41
going to do anything to you you're a
33:42
streamer
33:44
you're great you know like you can
33:45
[ __ ] beat them all up you're
33:46
streaming you're tough or no one's going
33:48
to do [ __ ] to you you're a streamer [ __ ]
33:50
up like that
33:54
uh either way thank you
33:56
plan a visit to bardstown kentucky we'll
33:59
hit up all the bourbon distilleries
34:02
oh
34:03
i [ __ ] with bourbon
34:04
what's the difference between bourbon
34:06
and whiskey because i [ __ ] with whiskey
34:07
i don't know if i [ __ ] with bourbon or
34:09
is but is whiskey type of bourbon
34:11
western england said
34:13
9468 hate crime offenses last financial
34:16
year you misremembered the stats you saw
34:19
that's worse
34:21
that's worse
34:22
what do you mean i said one
34:24
you guys had 400 in [ __ ] austin we
34:28
had nine thousand
34:31
nah it's gotta be [ __ ] that's over a
34:33
year
34:34
the last financial year yeah yeah but
34:36
they also said 400 in a year
34:39
hold on
34:40
yeah they said 400 they said 400 in a
34:43
year
34:44
even if it was 400 a month we still beat
34:47
them by twofold
34:50
is that a skirt or dress
34:53
it's a dress actually
34:55
it's nice i'll stand up and get it but
34:57
still yeah yeah
34:59
it's not the entirety of the west
35:00
midlands not just brum
35:02
dude the west midlands is not that like
35:04
big it's look oh look
35:07
i don't have a costume for my girl's
35:09
party tomorrow what do i do i'm not
35:12
dressing up as a girl
35:14
dude
35:15
this is the west mid am i going to show
35:17
my area
35:19
no this is the west midlands right
35:23
all of this is birmingham like it's like
35:25
a third of or to like two-thirds of it
35:29
like all of that is birmingham where i'm
35:31
circling my mouse
35:33
like you know
35:37
but yeah like that's it's nuts man i'm
35:40
just afraid i almost leaked it okay i'm
35:41
good but like yeah
35:43
i mean coventry's pretty [ __ ] and it's
35:45
not part of birmingham even even to
35:47
[ __ ] birmingham coventry is pretty
35:48
bad
35:54
but
35:57
and also that like land mass area
36:00
is maybe like
36:03
30 minutes across by car
36:06
you you know like it's
36:08
it's bigger than uh it's is it bigger
36:10
than us it's definitely smaller than
36:11
austin right than austin texas and we
36:14
had nine
36:16
thou nine and a half thousand
36:20
and they had four hundred
36:22
five months halfway to my baby i dude
36:26
i'm moving to texas for the lack of hate
36:28
crimes
36:30
[Music]
36:34
what the [ __ ] okay
36:42
you should move to birmingham alabama no
36:45
but seriously texas is the place to be
36:48
austin is expensive-ish i'd recommend
36:51
north dallas it's quite nice modern and
36:54
accepting
36:56
oh
36:57
okay
36:58
cool
37:00
nice
37:02
[Music]
37:04
i mean
37:05
leeds and bradford i believe was as bad
37:08
always dallas was recommended prime
37:10
liking nation i think preston's up in
37:13
dallas and he says like everything's
37:15
like quite nice there and it's like
37:17
cheap to buy houses and [ __ ] and you get
37:19
a lot for your money up in dallas so
37:20
maybe i'll do maybe i'll [ __ ] around
37:22
with dallas
37:23
dallas dallas dalla dallas
37:26
[Music]
37:28
dallas texas is that an american site
37:30
three more
37:33
three more [ __ ] dream or what oh hey
37:36
nine months [ __ ] yeah thank you for the
37:37
uh baby for the child
37:40
what do i do for an ellipse what do i do
37:42
for lips to better look like a server
37:44
also i'm finally gonna put boobs on i
37:45
think
37:47
the difference is how the countries
37:49
define a hate crime uk includes things
37:52
like offensive language the us is only
37:55
reporting hate crimes in a way more
37:57
strict way like assaults and murders
38:00
also hate crimes are way underreported
38:03
in the u.s in general we count [ __ ]
38:06
they're underreported everywhere we
38:08
count [ __ ] did you realize you're
38:09
trans yet
38:12
do we really count like an insult as a
38:14
hate crime
38:15
offensive language
38:17
is
38:18
offensive
38:19
language a crime i hate crime
38:23
do we really do that
38:26
uh it's not a crime it's a hate incident
38:31
no we don't do that we don't count i
38:33
hate we don't count language as a hate
38:35
crime apparently
38:39
yeah no we don't
38:40
i don't know where that came up i'm
38:42
looking at the metropoli metropolitan
38:44
police
38:46
yeah we don't do that anyway
38:48
uh
38:50
communication's like passed by blair oh
38:51
god i don't know what's going on
38:53
i don't have a costume for my girl's
38:55
party tomorrow help what should i do
38:58
chat dude [ __ ] uh
39:01
gladiator go as a gladiator do what
39:04
that's what i'm doing it's insane you
39:06
can't even wear the wear the chest plate
39:07
but you should
39:08
you should try it
39:10
uh
39:11
hold on i'm putting in a boob or
39:15
get boobs from amazon and you could just
39:17
straight up dressed as a woman it's
39:18
great
39:19
ah [ __ ]
39:21
miko last night meant she has an
39:23
interest in fem boys hell yeah
39:25
wasn't count dankula arrested on the
39:27
dumb joke though that's scotland and yes
39:29
scotland's [ __ ] insane do make up
39:31
first then bob's i don't think i ever
39:33
see some flat chest rose first i just
39:36
did makeup
39:38
um
39:39
i just did it i need to do like lipstick
39:42
and maybe eye shadow i don't know but
39:44
yeah no we don't really have like
39:46
freedom of speech in the same way
39:47
americans do i mean we don't technically
39:49
have freedom of speech
39:52
at all really the [ __ ] that whole
39:54
count dankula case was the scottish
39:56
government but i'm not sure what it's
39:57
like in the england in the england but i
40:00
think in the count dankula case about
40:02
the [ __ ] he made a nazi joke
40:05
not a great idea i made a nazi joke and
40:08
the judge ruled that just saying
40:10
the words like context didn't matter it
40:12
doesn't matter that he was kidding just
40:14
saying something like
40:16
what they did is con
40:19
it constitutes as a crime he literally
40:21
the judge literally said context doesn't
40:23
matter
40:24
so we don't
40:26
freedom of speech is a bit of a
40:27
questionable thing here in the uk
40:29
anyway
40:31
but either way
40:32
um it wouldn't
40:34
shock me that like that hate crimes will
40:37
count as like an insult or offense
40:38
become a canadian citizen
40:40
universal health care and you can spend
40:42
up to six months in the u.s each year
40:45
without a visa and without losing the
40:47
health benefits and toronto or montreal
40:50
would be much safer just just become
40:52
just become a us citizen
40:55
also i feel like it's kind of lost on
40:56
you guys that i'm a white straight guy
40:59
i'm like exactly what america wants
41:02
right like i'm perfect for that place
41:05
uh i do technically cross-dress a little
41:07
bit
41:08
but you know it's besides the point
41:12
yeah yeah yeah
41:14
sure
41:15
thank you crj for your ongoing support
41:18
technically i'm technically a light
41:19
straight guy um
41:24
anyway
41:24
i'm uh what can i say i'm a little i'm a
41:26
little boring that's exactly what the us
41:28
wants man
41:29
anyway
41:30
uh i'm gonna [ __ ] around with lips a
41:32
little bit i want to do
41:33
i'm going to do this color because it's
41:35
not very pink and it kind of is going to
41:37
set the outfit alone okay to the nerds
41:38
on reddit we need amy edit of rose like
41:41
the clip from borat saying i come to
41:43
america i'll film one when i get there
41:46
as soon as i get approved for the visa
41:48
if i do i'll film them when i get there
41:57
i think the only thing is going to be
41:58
like maybe getting bored or slash lonely
42:02
i am looking at the statistics also most
42:04
of the
42:06
6755 in 2020 was harassment-related
42:09
offenses most wouldn't be considered
42:12
hate crimes in the u.s
42:14
6 000 i thought it was nine
42:17
with me
42:19
stuff said nine thousand i don't know
42:21
stuffed at nine thousand just in the
42:22
west midlands are you looking at
42:24
specifically birmingham was six thousand
42:26
that birmingham [ __ ] god we're not
42:27
great
42:42
what do you think about that um dude the
42:44
color of this is always a little bit too
42:46
strong but it fades away
42:50
i don't know
42:51
not sure looks good in real life
42:54
will you wear a mankini-like borat as
42:57
well
43:00
am i allowed
43:01
is the p of the people of texas going to
43:04
allow me to yes
43:06
[Music]
43:10
please sort that mess of clothes on your
43:12
blue chair out or move it out of sight
43:17
you move it out of sight why you got to
43:19
tell me to do it
43:22
i want some i want equal uh what's it
43:24
called i want equal
43:26
[ __ ] uh
43:28
i want equality i need you guys to do
43:30
some other work as well what why is it
43:32
i'm always the one cleaning my house and
43:34
not you guys cleaning my house
43:37
it's not a fair relationship that you've
43:38
got going on
43:45
not one time has one of you offered to
43:47
dress up as a maid and clean my house
43:49
not once may i add
43:56
this one eyelash is bugging the hell out
43:58
of me
43:59
[Music]
44:02
i expect your applications i know trans
44:04
people who've migrated to the us
44:06
bear in mind it's way simpler if you
44:08
transition before you begin the visa
44:10
application process
44:14
good to know
44:16
i will not be facing that issue
44:18
thankfully
44:19
[Music]
44:23
can we pay your coming guest to clean
44:25
the house
44:26
my what
44:29
oh my god
44:30
the the guests that will be here i do
44:32
what the [ __ ] coming guest oh [ __ ] we're
44:35
at 69 oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] success black guy
44:39
living in the states i have to say that
44:41
you will be just fine anywhere you go
44:43
lol enjoyed the states hell yeah
44:47
hell yeah i'll be your maid [ __ ] yeah so
44:50
many people that have volunteered to
44:51
clean my house thank you
44:54
i would have come over to clean your
44:55
mess that thank you helen well my
44:56
[ __ ] my family's off like on a little
44:58
mini vacation and my dad is too so i've
45:01
gotta dock his pay
45:04
i've got to dock my dad's pay i'm going
45:06
to text him inside from sweden's smiley
45:08
face he doesn't he hasn't cleaned my
45:10
house
45:11
one reason oh yeah so that's a thing i
45:14
was like okay i'm playing around with
45:16
this about like if i went to the america
45:18
and actually got to stay in the states
45:21
i should just
45:22
tell me your address
45:25
it's
45:27
uh 10 downing street
45:30
[ __ ] got him got him
45:32
got him
45:37
look at the state of my [ __ ]
45:41
look at this state of my hair bro
45:43
oh
45:44
question
45:47
uh the rode nt-1a with the yamaha
45:50
something or other
45:52
uh ag06 interface
45:57
i'll be your server today man
46:00
come on your work is dress up so much
46:02
that it has become reality deep down
46:04
inside you it's your true self
46:07
wait till you're finished with your
46:09
correction we love you rose
46:11
[Music]
46:15
hate crimes in the u.s are a modifier to
46:18
another crimes hate crimes aren't really
46:21
going to be recorded unless the person
46:23
is actually arrested cited for that
46:25
other crime assault murder etc if it's
46:29
any different for you in tea land
46:36
i live in dallas thank you if anyone
46:38
messes with you i will steal their
46:40
kneecaps i'll steal them first keep your
46:43
hands off my uh my [ __ ] victim's
46:45
kneecaps maybe
46:48
uh i'm not gonna look too thick it's a
46:50
it's a shapeless dress so i'm very sorry
46:53
about that
46:54
but yeah
46:55
here's the outfit it is a dress very
46:57
nice it is a shapeless dress though so
47:00
you can't really
47:01
i'm not going to be like too snatched
47:04
yet but you know
47:05
like
47:06
whale's coming along all right actually
47:07
i think it's going okay neat
47:11
fix your nails girlie dude
47:13
they are scuffed i admit they are
47:15
scuffed can i get a hair brush one
47:16
second in the chat please
47:19
oh [ __ ] i gotta move this other way i'm
47:21
gonna be so nice when i have an american
47:22
room that's big miss you bro
47:39
oh wait do you want to hear the other
47:40
reason why i want to go to texas
47:42
because guess what i'm going to be able
47:43
to get guess what i'm going to be able
47:46
to buy over in texas
47:48
oh
47:49
[ __ ]
47:50
guess what i'm going gonna be able to
47:51
buy
47:54
hell yeah baby i'm gonna be able to buy
47:57
a gun
48:01
that's what i'll be able to buy
48:03
um
48:06
i'm gonna be able to buy a proper knife
48:07
a butterfly knife like a real one
48:10
which would be pretty cool no income tax
48:12
guess what i'm gonna be able to do avoid
48:14
taxes
48:15
irs listen if this is
48:26
i already have like fake beards and
48:28
stuff
48:28
they just
48:30
don't look good
48:31
you can buy a gun wait what the [ __ ] you
48:33
can buy a gun any
48:35
where in america i don't want a gun i'm
48:38
all right
48:40
you have to have a license i'm aware
48:41
you've got to do a background check and
48:42
they're going to find everything i did
48:44
so i don't really want one
48:45
uh or at least maybe i'll find one
48:47
somewhere maybe they
48:49
hmrc sweating right now
48:53
it's that's literally why america lets
48:55
people in
48:57
dallas as well
49:00
uh clam
49:03
favorite clam oh hey clam clammy digger
49:07
thank you
49:08
i mean
49:10
yeah there's a bunch of stuff the only
49:11
way to be sure to be safe is to wear a
49:13
big ass gun on you no one will mess with
49:16
you then
49:17
hell yeah
49:19
what about these guns
49:23
ah that's my big ass gun that i keep on
49:25
me all the time always stay strapped
49:28
i'll carry around i'll be constantly
49:30
wearing a strap on as to threaten people
49:33
just so they know so don't [ __ ] with me
49:36
boy ready to peg
49:39
oh my halloween costume is not super
49:42
interesting but i'm gonna be going
49:43
london actually [ __ ] i gotta kind of get
49:46
an early night so i can get in on a
49:47
train to london i gotta book one while
49:48
on stream when are you going to do
49:51
another battle station review i'm the
49:53
guy you thought was linus and i've since
49:55
upgraded
49:58
that could be cool the um
50:00
i'll be down to do another like
50:02
uh desk review maybe when i build a new
50:05
one over there done properly also when
50:08
are the ears being pierced
50:10
okay so
50:12
i recently went and checked out when i
50:14
got the hair done i checked out uh the
50:16
wi-fi speed of the salon and she was
50:18
complete and i said what i wanted to do
50:22
but everyone's everything's looking good
50:24
for it
50:25
i haven't met any of the people doing
50:27
the
50:27
nails or uh or leg wax thing
50:31
i've never met them before so it might
50:33
be a little bit weird this outfit is
50:35
u-shaped which is wonderful square just
50:38
a [ __ ] cylinder
50:40
no hips
50:42
no shape
50:43
nothing oh do you want to see what i've
50:44
been doing recently
50:46
look what i made
50:47
okay this looks stupidly complex ignore
50:49
everything under here but like this main
50:51
bit look what i made look at this thing
50:54
okay
50:55
so get this right
50:56
this thing shoots arrows at supersonic
51:00
speed and fairly accurately as well
51:02
usually put a barrel in a strap on and
51:04
make a stress p on
51:06
gun like a [ __ ] what a strap-on gun
51:10
hell yeah
51:11
so like look at this thing you shoot it
51:13
bit of cannoning technology shoot this
51:15
thing i'm not going to be doing this for
51:16
long by the way and then it drops the
51:17
arrows down even though you're shooting
51:20
and you're putting me in an early grave
51:22
i know you are a very smart cookie
51:24
you'll do proper research and take
51:26
everything very seriously
51:28
on a lighter note are you doing a
51:29
special halloween stream
51:32
fun costume
51:33
probably not
51:35
but i can do a late halloween stream i'm
51:37
probably not gonna do an actual on the
51:38
day halloween stream because i'll be in
51:40
london
51:42
but
51:42
good avoidance on the ears oh uh
51:45
i haven't booked anything for that
51:46
actually
51:50
i know the place i've just been no i
51:52
haven't booked it that's honestly just
51:53
me i haven't made any effort towards it
51:55
that's just my bad
51:57
um
51:58
yeah [ __ ] i gotta do it you're right
52:01
18 months oh yep
52:04
i'll do it i will it's fine let talk
52:07
women's underwear what's your favorite
52:10
style and material i love your streams i
52:13
don't know what any of it's made of
52:15
do people know the material of their
52:17
underwear it's just underwear do people
52:19
know the material of anything
52:22
dude someone could tell me it's made of
52:24
like five percent metal and i might i
52:26
might be like oh okay
52:28
cotton it's all cotton everything's
52:30
always cotton what about uh polyester
52:33
polystyrene
52:35
which one of those is a fabric
52:37
oh damn one of those is a fabric
52:40
or both of them i don't know [ __ ]
52:42
thanks breakfast thanks for the six
52:43
gifted subs why is it gonna be six
52:46
anyway
52:48
leather that's my favorite material of
52:49
underwear
52:50
alas alastair alastan
52:54
[ __ ] is that
52:55
l-o-n-d-o-n london
53:01
rosie wearing that lace underwear i do
53:03
have lace underwear i just don't wear it
53:05
because it's [ __ ] insane
53:09
it looks uncomfortable
53:11
thank you
53:14
thanks sarah siri [ __ ] your name's so
53:17
hard say every time
53:19
surya say your winters sir you're sure
53:21
yeah how do i how hard do i pronounce
53:24
the uh is that a harder or is it a
53:26
software one
53:27
you owe us while in london
53:31
no
53:32
i no
53:33
well yeah i'd only be well maybe i mean
53:35
i'm in a [ __ ] gladiator outfit
53:39
so maybe i am technically going to be
53:41
wearing body armor i'd be all right with
53:43
it
53:45
hard ah okay good
53:47
sir yeah sure yeah winters thank you
53:50
uh
53:52
wear it for a [ __ ] review what does that
53:54
mean
53:55
what do you mean by that what do you
53:56
mean by that
53:58
have you seen any of the dream s p
54:00
members in the uk tons i've seen about
54:03
oh the only one i haven't seen
54:05
is the only uk one i haven't seen are
54:09
tommy and turbo i've met every other uk
54:11
dream smp member i think
54:14
i think
54:15
george i've met george i have not met
54:17
george
54:19
i have met
54:21
just about everyone else though i think
54:24
i don't think there's another british
54:25
one even mobile yeah i met wilbur a few
54:27
times a couple times three times that
54:29
he's cool cool dude cool dude sings well
54:35
uh so you don't want to engage with them
54:36
what do you mean dream smp members no
54:38
they're great we just live in different
54:39
places i occasionally visit them nikki
54:42
yeah nikki nikki's great [ __ ] i
54:44
showed nikki jackass i watched nikki
54:45
like cover her eyes when there was that
54:48
scene oh thank you when the [ __ ] the
54:50
jackass people what do they do they just
54:51
[ __ ] upwards really fast and i watched
54:54
her like almost cry at that scene which
54:56
was fun um one year
54:58
thanks for the fun thanks for the eight
54:59
gifted subs junior 40.
55:04
it's a good name i like to think out
55:06
there's this somewhere a normal foresty
55:08
not a junior
55:13
hold on
55:14
one second got a phone call
55:35
all good gamers just had to say to a
55:37
phone call like hey don't call me
55:42
oh no oh good where's the box
55:45
oh the box of poo
55:47
there it is i forgot that this is what
55:49
this stream was gonna be what the [ __ ]
55:51
oh yeah so it's a p.o box unboxing hello
55:53
welcome to my p.o box unboxing i have
55:54
many knives to open stuff with
55:56
preferably this one because it's new
55:58
anyway
55:58
pka kyle sims for you i'm aware oh pka
56:02
uh they're they're they're a good bunch
56:04
kyle is my favorite uh
56:07
five good subs um i'll be able to get oh
56:10
[ __ ] it i'll go visit kyle if i manage
56:12
to get into the states
56:13
anyway i'm gonna do i'm
56:21
well
56:24
whenever you whenever you want babe
56:27
anyway
56:29
okay i want to do this one first because
56:31
it's like it seems like it's going to be
56:32
a book or a reflection your accountant
56:34
that you made 20 000 in four days
56:38
uh
56:40
flexing on my account is maybe not the
56:41
best idea he'll just ask me for more
56:43
money
56:44
[Music]
56:46
whoops
56:46
what the [ __ ] is this thing chat who
56:48
have bet points the timer starts with
56:50
the first box
56:53
oh okay
56:54
uh this is army dog tags what the hell
56:58
okay
56:59
[Music]
57:01
are they like custom they said my name
57:02
on it do you enjoy girl month or at
57:05
least parts of it if so what do you like
57:07
most about it hold on let me just
57:10
quickly
57:14
why are they
57:16
most popular woman of all time
57:20
uh eagle rose property of fps russia
57:26
the [ __ ] sent me that twitter dms are
57:28
open smile
57:30
kyle
57:31
no
57:36
nice
57:40
nice
57:41
nice i don't get to watch much of you
57:43
live because you stream a bit too early
57:46
for me but i've swung by to say i
57:47
managed to send you something a little
57:49
bit ago
57:50
just keep banana in mind and you'll
57:53
recognize it oh [ __ ] okay
57:56
counts as jewelry boys we'll allow that
57:58
for the jewelry rule let's go
58:00
dog tags
58:02
it's a little bit weird that i this is
58:03
just a property tag but all right i'll
58:05
take it if i if i fall in combat you'll
58:08
know where to send my butt
58:10
good lord not what dog tags are for
58:12
that's a bit dark anyway
58:14
um
58:15
this one's a dress
58:18
okay
58:19
this looks like i could wear it golfing
58:22
but it don't look bad it's just what i'm
58:24
wearing now but blue
58:27
what the [ __ ] it's literally the same
58:29
thing but in blue
58:31
i like it
58:34
it's literally just the same thing but i
58:35
could wear it golfing
58:39
so who wins your admiration kylo schlotz
58:44
schloss
58:46
schloss
58:48
so schlatt has something that kyle
58:50
doesn't which is a giant statue of
58:52
monkey balls so
58:54
hey rose i told you i would get you
58:56
something with your name on it i wonder
58:59
if the council counts it as jewelry
59:01
did you send this oh [ __ ] well done
59:05
oh we've got the the the person thank
59:08
you
59:09
they're actually pretty good
59:11
uh
59:12
very nice very nice dog tags thank you
59:15
enjoy your gift here's the red one from
59:18
tj
59:19
tj keller
59:23
what the [ __ ] the shoes wait are these
59:25
oh holy [ __ ] wait i've never seen shoes
59:28
not sent in a shoebox
59:30
what the hell okay oh wait i know what
59:33
these are hold on i know exactly what
59:35
these are what the hell
59:37
i don't either
59:38
okay
59:40
i know exactly what these are
59:42
these
59:45
yeah they're those heels they're these
59:47
ones that don't have any like
59:49
fairway
59:51
to 70
59:57
well done
59:58
holy [ __ ] thanks lanes
60:00
holy [ __ ]
60:02
damn
60:05
oh no people are mad though the 6969
60:09
yeah they're high heels very nice 11
60:11
more these are easy as [ __ ] to walk in
60:13
though to me these are so goddamn easy
60:15
to walk in they're big as hell look at
60:17
this dude dude the size of my [ __ ] the
60:20
size of my foot bro
60:23
this even looks big for me to be honest
60:25
with you however
60:27
they probably will fit
60:29
this does look big to me
60:31
but either way
60:33
i'm gonna try it hold on
60:35
because that does look suspiciously
60:36
large
60:40
yeah it's maybe a size too big
60:43
it's maybe a size too big they fit they
60:45
fit loosely but all right
60:47
wear it you town [ __ ]
60:51
guys not my not my town [ __ ]
60:54
degradation kink what the [ __ ] how'd you
60:57
know
60:58
my town hall
61:01
anyway yeah uh i've got these
61:06
i have these names i have black ones as
61:08
well that i've remarked was very very
61:10
easy to walk in which is why they've
61:11
sent this thing thanks for sending the
61:12
red ones too oh yeah now i can match
61:14
outfits anyway
61:17
town hall
61:19
okay
61:20
dog tag box won't need it i'm keeping
61:22
these things on forever let me get the
61:24
next one
61:30
the next three
61:32
okay
61:33
look at this i've cleaned up this area
61:36
so well i can actually just scoot around
61:37
yeah there's feet involved i know i'm
61:40
aware
61:40
what's this
61:42
pink chair it's literal dude it
61:44
literally says it's sent from pink chair
61:48
i'm excited chair boy or girl or chair i
61:52
don't know what its gender is
61:53
it's sent from this dude
62:02
hey chair how are you doing just a
62:04
little gift gift for you because it
62:06
seemed unfair that rose gets all the po
62:08
box fun from crj
62:11
wait it's two pink chair it's not from
62:13
pink chair
62:16
this is good hold on i'll show you what
62:20
i'm gonna i'm gonna hold on one second
62:23
i'll get i'll show you what they what
62:25
has been sent
62:28
[Music]
62:32
gotta love that you always doubt our
62:34
willingness to simp while we get 70 of
62:36
the goal in 30 of the time allow
62:42
well done chat hold on i've got to do
62:44
this though one second
62:46
so here's what has been sent
62:49
a what the [ __ ]
62:51
how do i
62:56
ah
62:58
[ __ ]
63:02
i'm gonna need stick a knife in this
63:03
hold on
63:10
it's a very
63:13
fiddly
63:14
maneuver there we go
63:18
this is what's been sent
63:21
an entire bag
63:28
an entire bag of these
63:32
in all various different sizes
63:35
in all various different
63:40
assemblies
63:43
there we go it's a little bit off
63:46
we could have hit 100 of the goal in
63:48
just four days if everybody just donated
63:51
five dollars instead of subscribed
63:58
that is also true
64:01
hey chat please thanks
64:03
core our underscore jay for giving me
64:05
eyes me and my boy
64:09
oh slash girl there we go i got them on
64:11
everything put them on every dude googly
64:13
eyes and everything i will put them on
64:15
your tits
64:16
a great idea that i won't do it
64:21
oh i think so [ __ ] sharp bro
64:23
this one doesn't okay this one just says
64:26
it's to me i don't have any more gifts
64:28
for the for the big cherry boy
64:31
oh
64:32
third eye
64:34
it is a gift
64:37
what the [ __ ]
64:39
a third eye
64:40
all knowing all seeing chair
64:43
hey finn uh chad always wants to prove
64:45
to prove you're a manly man
64:48
and to have wait chat alway what hey
64:51
finn chat always you to prove i'm
64:53
guessing it chat always wants you to
64:55
prove that you're a manly man and have
64:57
some balls to show them without being
64:59
banned you can un
65:00
and you can unstress yourself enjoy
65:03
these not tos but weird champ from
65:06
john
65:08
okay
65:10
now i could start constructing some
65:12
mountain
65:14
not tos but weird champ
65:17
oh [ __ ] okay what do you think it's
65:19
gonna be oh
65:20
john it's something about my balls
65:26
we can do both
65:29
what the [ __ ]
65:34
jonathan this is so he's not here oh my
65:37
god okay
65:39
this is so
65:41
close to being toss
65:51
that's what i see when i open the
65:53
package
66:03
[Music]
66:06
probably
66:10
oh
66:11
they're suction cupped
66:14
good [ __ ]
66:18
nice
66:21
now that's epic
66:24
well i've already given the chair googly
66:26
eyes time to give it another thing let's
66:28
take this thing off i imagine
66:30
hold on
66:34
oh my god oh i know do i just [ __ ]
66:36
can i just stick this under the chair
66:40
holy [ __ ]
66:44
the chair has balls
66:46
the chair has [ __ ] balls now
66:50
oh my god [ __ ] yeah that's cool
66:53
chair has got balls and googly eyes i'm
66:55
sorry pink chair
66:58
[Music]
67:00
all right let me quickly googly eyes
67:03
looking good pink chair f1 and then
67:05
stand up and give chair at world
67:08
i want to see if i can stick it a bit
67:09
better because that one didn't stick too
67:10
well
67:11
i wonder if i can like do you pull this
67:14
out
67:16
i don't think so
67:18
but like how does this stick to anything
67:20
it didn't stick all that well
67:22
yeah like
67:24
oh
67:25
oh you have to like [ __ ] slam it on
67:27
it
67:29
i can't believe i've watched you for a
67:31
full year rose you might not recognize
67:34
my username because i had to change it
67:36
it'll wet the balls a little bit
67:41
all right
67:43
ah i'm just slamming a pair of balls on
67:45
under me i can't do it i can't do it
67:48
i can't do it i'll figure it out later
67:50
god damn it i got it like half stuck
67:53
once and it didn't work anyway
67:56
i had one of those
67:57
pop them under your desk and they are
67:59
basically attachable stress balls
68:03
that hurt a lot hold on i dropped it
68:07
i got it to stick on the top of the desk
68:08
i couldn't get it stick like
68:14
what
68:17
this does not stick at all ah almost
68:21
[Music]
68:23
oh my god
68:24
dude
68:25
oh dude i can't get that stick that is
68:28
so
68:28
not a bad product you gotta lick it i it
68:32
smooth surfs he's only obvious bro
68:34
i've not had this much fun playing with
68:36
balls since i was yesterday
68:39
um
68:44
let's see what the next one is
68:47
and my bet is from john again because
68:50
he's the only one that sends like them
68:51
as gift back packages oh no it's
68:53
archangel uh yeah enjoy your gift i
68:57
thought you might get some use out of
68:58
these from archangel i don't think this
69:00
one's gonna be a tos item either
69:02
archangel is not known for saying t
69:04
sending tos related things
69:07
i've [ __ ] that up i'm just gonna cut
69:08
it
69:11
there we go
69:14
okay let's see what's been sent
69:18
okay i can't tell what it is yet
69:24
[ __ ]
69:25
what is this
69:27
[ __ ] 20 points if you can guess what
69:29
the hell this is
69:35
i still don't know
69:41
i still have no idea use the breast
69:43
stick on pads to stick to chair
69:47
that's a good idea
69:48
that's that's actually a good idea it's
69:50
about the same size too it's a good plan
69:56
are these [ __ ] oh my god
70:00
they're all there's like 50 of these
70:03
they're all fishnet stockings
70:05
what the [ __ ]
70:07
nice
70:11
cool this is all fishnet this is really
70:14
tightly bound fishnet oh my god
70:17
nice
70:19
i'm already trying to put them on i'm
70:21
already gonna wear them you don't even
70:22
need to ask me twice hold on
70:25
i've got a pair of balls i've got
70:28
i've got [ __ ]
70:29
eyes googly eyes you know i've got
70:31
fishnets let's go i've got a minecraft
70:33
cannon that shoots [ __ ] arrows
70:37
i'm so set for life bro
70:41
i'm gonna beat xqc in viewers
70:44
any moment now
70:47
you wait
70:49
i'm gonna join otk
70:51
it's my dream
70:54
i'm gonna touch the monkey balls from
70:56
schlatt i'm gonna move to america i'm
70:58
gonna put on fishnets
71:00
i'm gonna [ __ ] play with some blue
71:02
balls under my desk every day i can't
71:04
wait i'm about to conquer this place
71:11
otk finn
71:12
make it happen boys make it happen
71:18
ock is looking for a female member
71:22
will i get [ __ ]
71:24
would i get [ __ ] if i joined one of
71:25
those sorts of things
71:27
um
71:28
and like what's it called i've been
71:30
rejected from i won't say what but i've
71:32
been rejected from some like uh
71:35
thing because they thought that like i
71:37
think they were also looking for a
71:39
female uh participant
71:41
and they were and they thought that like
71:43
that would be a bit of like a [ __ ] you
71:45
if we if they just invited a
71:46
crossdresser instead and so i got denied
71:49
so i technically according to the uk
71:52
when hate crime
71:53
there are different style of fishnets
71:55
according to america though
71:56
oh okay cool i'm just grabbing the first
71:59
one that i found it looks good so
72:02
but they're like these ones are like
72:03
wider fishnets so
72:06
they're not as tight-knit
72:09
get advice from ella hollywood to dress
72:11
up in fishnets how do i get advice i
72:14
know how to do this i'm a [ __ ] pro at
72:16
this [ __ ] hold on
72:18
uh there we go before one sec i need to
72:20
quickly like
72:23
wow that bigoted against the ego attempt
72:25
to do you enjoy girl month or at least
72:28
parts of it if so what do you like the
72:31
most oh hold on i heard you and i will
72:34
answer but let me just like okay
72:37
good [ __ ] boys look at that
72:39
[ __ ] ambition my love for you is like
72:42
a trick berserker would you like some
72:44
making [ __ ] berserk my love for you is
72:46
ticking clock berserker would you like
72:49
to suck my stock berserker circa
72:52
what
72:54
what
72:56
now you feel what we feel like five
72:58
times each stream just that the ones you
73:00
have aren't attached to you
73:04
and they're massive mine mine are far
73:07
bigger than these
73:08
anyway
73:09
at least four times the size
73:11
in girth and length so
73:14
uh i have a thing oh [ __ ] i'll put the
73:16
heels on that's a good idea if i can
73:17
find those ones that i liked you know
73:19
the ones without the platform where do i
73:21
put those
73:23
here
73:24
i found one of them
73:27
i found one hold on
73:33
okay i got him
73:35
i'm gonna put these on because they
73:37
actually fit okay
73:39
so
73:40
well they they're gonna they're they fit
73:42
the outfit they match the outfit
73:44
what we saying oh yeah what do i like
73:45
about uh gel month uh hold on attempt to
73:48
do you enjoy garments or at least parts
73:50
of it what do you like the most
73:52
i'm not opposed to the thing of like
73:54
uh what's it called
73:56
i get a lot of attention when i do this
73:59
yeah it's paramilitary too hell yeah i
74:00
get a lot of attention when i do this
74:02
[ __ ] like um i'm all right with that i
74:04
think that that is one of the things
74:05
that i'm definitely okay with about the
74:07
girl months in general um i don't mind
74:11
the thing of like oh you know i don't
74:13
mind knowing i look [ __ ] pretty good
74:15
right now you know i don't mind that
74:17
it's been a bit weird
74:18
um
74:20
like
74:22
like how i look right now to me seems
74:24
very normal right like it seems like
74:26
very normalized now but it didn't used
74:28
to
74:29
and he used to feel a little bit weird
74:30
like i was like you know like [ __ ]
74:32
obviously right
74:33
and now it's i see it so [ __ ] often
74:36
that it's become very normal right
74:40
because i see like
74:41
dude finn a minority of the time which
74:44
is very odd to me
74:48
nudes for my uk pk i've already got one
74:51
i've already got the s110v
74:54
you won't get the goal this month every
74:56
time is just a subconscious motivation
74:58
from rose to keep her around
75:03
what does that even mean
75:04
a motivation from me to me
75:07
what do you mean
75:09
[ __ ] but oh yeah hey [ __ ] you the uh
75:12
i was just saying i don't mean like oh
75:14
this is this is now like oh this is how
75:16
my true self i'm just mean like it's
75:19
become way more normal like i'm not
75:21
weirded out by it you know what i mean
75:23
so
75:25
i'm not weirded out by what i look like
75:27
right now it's a lot more like
75:30
what's it called a lot more normalized
75:32
to me
75:33
i thought you was a girl
75:37
dude this is so annoyingly difficult to
75:39
do
75:40
one sec
75:42
how do i like just get you in the
75:44
[ __ ] hole bro like the heel come on
75:48
i'm not gonna
75:50
dude
75:55
come on
75:57
this tiny little [ __ ] thing has got
75:59
to get in this hole
76:01
got it hey chat if everyone here would
76:04
donate three dollars today then we'd be
76:06
so close to hitting the girl month goal
76:08
that i'm sure the council would be happy
76:10
to finish it off
76:12
tldr don't forget to do your park chat
76:15
well you can just forget
76:17
anyway
76:19
okay so i'm now in heels let me go grab
76:21
my other uh what's it called
76:24
but yeah there we go i would like to
76:26
take your order can i get you anything
76:27
today
76:28
would you like some [ __ ] not a bad
76:30
thing would you like a shot would you
76:31
like a shot oh what's the house special
76:33
it's come in a bowl i'll [ __ ] i'll
76:36
piss in a bowl for you i'll serve it
76:38
right up i'll serve it warm i'll serve
76:40
it cold anything you want just for you
76:42
tell me what do you want for dinner
76:44
today thanks for the nine gifted subs
76:49
i'll make you some sandwich
76:51
a [ __ ] ball sandwich that is hi mommy
76:54
i am now three months old d
76:58
oh my god i don't know how i like i
77:00
don't know how i feel about that
77:02
okay
77:03
ah
77:06
let me open up some po boxes
77:11
what the [ __ ]
77:12
so i can't see what this is but i do see
77:15
that it says value 45 value 55
77:19
so that's
77:20
interesting
77:24
what the [ __ ]
77:28
[Music]
77:30
there's a letter
77:32
doing my part simps together strong
77:34
pengu oh my god hell yeah pangu i've
77:37
been watching your streams uh for a year
77:38
now you're my favorite person on twitch
77:40
i've been wanting to send you something
77:42
for quite a bit like but i could never
77:44
figure out how until now i wanted to
77:46
send you a whole penguin outfit but
77:48
amazon's stupid
77:50
the rest of it won't be here until
77:51
november anyway here's a penguin shirt i
77:53
hope it fits and a necklace i hope you
77:56
like it love you finn thank you
77:58
very nice of you anyway sorry oh [ __ ]
78:01
what the hell has been going on which we
78:03
are talking about
78:05
what the hell has been going on when
78:06
i've been gone what sandwich are we
78:08
talking about a [ __ ] and ball sandwich
78:12
what the [ __ ] okay hold on it's a pink
78:14
shirt
78:15
what the [ __ ]
78:17
doing my part can i get a kiss
78:20
easily distracted by penguins i found a
78:22
i found someone that just loves penguins
78:24
jesus [ __ ]
78:27
i've got 50k in the bank but i'm too
78:29
lazy uh to figure out how to donate you
78:31
just click the link it says
78:32
last five dollars doing my part oh my
78:35
god sweet
78:37
thank you for your last five dollar i'm
78:38
so uh what's it called
78:42
uh please use your money wisely do not
78:44
just give all of your money to twitch
78:45
streamers however
78:47
i will take uh i i will take it
78:53
don't test me on it because i will this
78:55
is actually a [ __ ] nice necklace
78:57
i know you can't really tell what
78:59
ah thank you
79:01
thanks for the gift thank you for the
79:03
[ __ ] ten dollars look
79:05
and you can't really see what this is
79:06
but that's two penguins right there like
79:09
giving a little smooch
79:11
you're a little [ __ ] kiss one of
79:12
them's kissing the top of the other
79:13
one's head
79:14
oh it's cute it's a nice necklace i'm
79:16
putting it in the thing oh what is that
79:20
with all your tweets and comments about
79:22
pissing i it seems you have a pisskin of
79:24
course
79:25
the internet just started to make it
79:27
come out so fun it's a good thing
79:32
when it's even remotely edited when it's
79:35
even started i even started
79:38
so this is very clearly shoes
79:40
i'm thinking it's very clearly god what
79:42
the hell am i doing my part that's what
79:45
i'm doing
79:47
good enough
79:49
i'm thinking this is very clearly a
79:50
shoebox but thank you for the donations
79:52
boys
79:54
why unless you're you
79:56
and i'm doing my part too
80:00
thanks kevlar chicken
80:04
good lord
80:06
thank you for the donations guys you
80:07
don't need to you realize you really
80:09
don't need to
80:11
i haven't been around recently but i'm
80:13
happy to do my part we already got past
80:16
69 69
80:17
we already did all everything what the
80:19
[ __ ] is this
80:21
okay it is a shoe box but it's not shoes
80:25
oh my
80:26
god i even subbed at all
80:29
okay i don't i want to be surprised by
80:31
the contents because there's a table of
80:32
contents there i do say i hope you find
80:35
me just use this again
80:37
okay here is my three dollars is it a
80:39
dildo okay it's not a dildo
80:41
it's a garlic press
80:44
what the [ __ ] why does it look like that
80:48
hell yeah dude i'm so [ __ ] lazy i use
80:50
like
80:51
like pre-minced garlic manly men
80:55
it looked like a dildo like i saw i saw
80:57
like this right and was like ah please
81:00
anyway
81:05
hey what i don't need it take my money
81:08
thank you
81:10
by the way [ __ ] crawfish thank you
81:12
colleen corfish thank you so much for
81:13
the [ __ ] fifty dollars i don't want
81:15
to ignore it or anything
81:17
okay ah oh [ __ ] you wanna make [ __ ]
81:19
cookies oh my god i'm so just doing my
81:22
part hope you have a good day smile
81:24
thank you
81:25
thank you snap bye dude i'm set up for
81:28
cookie bacon look at this [ __ ] oh it's
81:30
[ __ ] awesome
81:33
i'm down to make cookies
81:35
i'm sorry
81:36
i just wanted to say thank you for the
81:38
distraction my dad's in hospital atm
81:41
cause of his lung cancer and i can't see
81:43
him due to covet restrictions and you
81:45
are helping ease some of the anxiety so
81:48
thanks
81:49
oh i'm sorry about that i hope he gets
81:51
okay i hope he gets better
81:53
kachao
82:05
[ __ ] roller coaster of emotions this
82:07
stream is doing my part it goes straight
82:10
to [ __ ] yeah the whiplash
82:12
it just goes like my dad's in the
82:13
hospital and then a hundred dollar
82:15
donation just goes kachow [ __ ] what
82:19
this is what the [ __ ] is my stream
82:22
[ __ ] what get your parts here fresh
82:25
parts new parts parts for everyone
82:29
parts
82:32
okay
82:33
i am confusion it's very tightly packed
82:35
box and a shirt a very manly shirt doing
82:38
my part for girl month also f1 nn what's
82:42
your plans for halloween the future is
82:44
female and they're doing the okay sign
82:46
look at that they're both going okay
82:49
future's female
82:56
i started watching you regularly not so
82:59
long ago
83:00
thank you for the epic entertainment
83:02
pile the shirts pile
83:05
and you're welcome i'm glad i can offer
83:06
you entertainment i always remember
83:08
take my sub oh it's a [ __ ] there's
83:10
one in black hell yeah i'll actually
83:12
wear this one all the time because it's
83:14
black
83:14
nice and they're going nito
83:17
when's the next video on your finster
83:19
live channel coming out the last one
83:22
there is from your first voice lesson
83:24
which was ages ago i know
83:26
uh there is another one done i've just
83:28
had a very hard time getting like what's
83:30
it called like
83:32
service guarantees citizenship had a
83:34
hard time getting the medicine have you
83:36
done yours
83:41
good thing they're all made of metal um
83:44
service guarantees citizenship that's
83:45
going how i get into the states maybe
83:47
we'll just make our own army i'm proud
83:49
of everyone let's keep we can make our
83:51
own nation sinks together strong
83:54
simps together strong sinks together
83:56
strong
83:57
holy [ __ ] this actually is something i
83:59
want holy [ __ ] wait i'm gonna be able to
84:01
use this oh this could be so cool i
84:03
donate but i have to do my part oh yeah
84:05
imagine this [ __ ] but like with a crop
84:07
top under it like me using this big ova
84:09
thing me just like have a crop top under
84:11
it and a nice skirt or something that
84:13
looks nice that'd be cool i mean i'm
84:15
down for that it's comfy it's soft as
84:17
hell by the way thank you so much
84:20
i'll tell ya
84:22
oh that's so cool all right i'm gonna be
84:23
able to make christmas cookies with that
84:25
as well thanks so much
84:26
archangel mick [ __ ] yeah thank you
84:30
oh
84:32
we can just make our own sim nation army
84:35
we'll make it we'll make like a we'll
84:36
buy an island together
84:38
after all the girl donations or buy an
84:40
island we'll all live there here's my
84:42
part one random question everyone asks
84:45
if you enjoy doing the rose bit but do
84:47
still enjoy minecraft actually yeah uh
84:51
it's been a it's been a fun one
84:53
maybe it's just like my uh maybe i'm on
84:55
the stretch from somewhere but i've
84:56
never given up like how much i like that
84:59
like literally look look i don't know if
85:01
i i think i showed you this before but
85:03
like it literally in my free time like
85:06
this is what i do i just [ __ ] around in
85:07
here like i make a big arrow cannon
85:11
found more money on my secondary simp
85:13
account
85:14
hold on
85:16
oh my god thank you for the ten dollars
85:19
watch this i kinda wanna see if it does
85:21
any damage to me
85:22
[Music]
85:24
let's stand like here or something and
85:25
then just
85:26
hi survive one
85:27
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
85:29
psycological conditioning of chat is
85:31
going [ __ ]
85:33
oh [ __ ] one shot me
85:35
what the [ __ ] okay let me wear diamond
85:37
armor or some [ __ ] okay an arrow's never
85:39
gonna like one-shot this [ __ ] but still
85:41
i wanna see how many times i sent a
85:42
skirt and socks too oh okay i'm i mean
85:46
there's still more packages i gotta do
85:47
but sweet
85:49
hold on i just gotta know how much
85:51
damage it does against like you know
85:53
normal it's about fam boys it's about
85:55
cuteness we stay thirsty we're
85:58
subscribers
86:00
yo
86:00
did i make a [ __ ] rail gun
86:03
i'm basically straight but when i look
86:05
at you i feel a little bit gay not
86:08
prettier and hotter than any other girl
86:10
it may sound weird but that's the truth
86:13
oh exo i get it i know i am
86:17
dude have i created a [ __ ] railgun in
86:20
minecraft
86:28
now what the [ __ ] is going on here
86:31
what is going on
86:33
hold on hold on this is not a minecraft
86:35
stream but now i've just gotta know
86:37
more part doing but you chat are the
86:39
best clappo seven
86:42
dude chat don't get enough enough we
86:44
always take the piss out of chat but
86:46
they're so nice
86:47
they do nice things you've been donating
86:49
a lot it's been very fun and i
86:51
appreciate it
86:54
and my axe
86:57
what the [ __ ] does that mean
86:59
hold on i've i've
87:01
surely we can beat it with like just
87:03
prop 4 armor or some [ __ ]
87:06
okay and then doing my part there we go
87:08
all right
87:09
just make sure that works all right
87:11
ready and three two one bam
87:26
holy [ __ ]
87:28
holy [ __ ] dude
87:34
i didn't even think it did this i was
87:36
just trying to see if i could shoot
87:38
anything with an arrow at really long
87:40
range
87:41
i wasn't even trying to do damage how
87:42
does that even
87:44
[ __ ]
87:45
that is cool as hell
87:50
i've finally got a job so i can do my
87:52
part
87:54
hell yeah
87:55
imagine dying in a child's game bro shut
87:57
up
88:00
dude will it do this actually i'm kind
88:02
of interested if it'll go down a one
88:04
block hole did kyle accept your offer to
88:06
marry for dual citizenship mommy no but
88:09
i really hope he will
88:11
i mean dude he hasn't said anything yet
88:14
i need to contact him about it
88:17
holy [ __ ] this thing's accurate okay
88:19
don't you want to try the shirt on for
88:22
size
88:23
there's so many shirts i'll be getting
88:24
changed all day
88:28
hold on i've got to do a thing i've just
88:30
learned that i've created a [ __ ]
88:31
laser beam hold on
88:33
i never tested this thing out properly
88:36
this is cool as [ __ ]
88:39
oop my bed
88:40
this is cool as frick dude
88:44
[Music]
88:48
doing my part also thanks for getting me
88:51
into crossdressing now i get to confuse
88:53
my wife like you confuse chat d
88:57
oh yeah okay i'm glad i could show you
89:00
guys the uh the [ __ ] the joyous
89:02
occasions
89:03
using the first thing you wanted to wear
89:05
with the big shirt was a crop top and
89:07
skirt and not for manly man outfit
89:10
well that's shut up it's like that's a
89:12
whole different premise though like that
89:14
that's
89:16
it doesn't really count you know doing
89:18
my part what is a 71 a 69 with two
89:22
fingers whose two fingers though
89:26
what does that mean what does that mean
89:30
railgun i've invented a railgun it
89:32
doesn't look too pretty but it's a real
89:34
hard and dry and comes out wet and soft
89:37
chewing gum you [ __ ] goes
89:39
wait
89:42
look at that [ __ ] railgun buddy
89:46
that looks kind of dope i'm all right
89:47
with that it looks kind of cool andro
89:48
and we'll answer
89:52
i can create like something that's like
89:53
charging up like
89:54
[Music]
89:56
boom
89:57
what did it miss
90:00
oh [ __ ]
90:01
might have missed a little bit
90:03
i'm doing my part
90:04
are you a citizen or a civilian
90:07
i'm not gonna do a minecraft stream but
90:08
that's cool uh i'm
90:11
try shooting nine golem ranged oh dude
90:13
hold on i'll put an iron golem in front
90:15
of it
90:16
but
90:18
will you make a i'm the [ __ ] plushie
90:25
oh
90:28
i don't know
90:29
[Music]
90:30
who knows
90:36
dude mumbo get on this [ __ ] this seems
90:38
cool
90:40
[ __ ] i forgot how you make these oh
90:41
there we go
90:43
okay
90:44
i had to figure out how to make one of
90:46
these i didn't know how i thought it was
90:47
like a wither it wasn't
90:50
now it might it might just miss
90:53
[Music]
90:57
you didn't put the prison
90:58
protection for never right armor on also
91:02
try with a shield
91:05
okay [ __ ] it that's it wait with a
91:07
shield it's it's not going to work with
91:08
a shield right because shields are like
91:10
just like unbeatable oh [ __ ] because you
91:13
ask there is junior junior foresty
91:16
srforste and foresty all related simp
91:20
together strong
91:22
good [ __ ]
91:23
okay it's not going to be the shield in
91:25
there it's it's not going to beat this
91:27
hey finn just doing
91:31
oh my god
91:33
how many people how many of you have
91:34
done your part
91:36
there's so [ __ ] many okay let's get
91:38
rid of that let's try it with a shield
91:40
and let's stand
91:42
there and playing minecraft since the
91:44
original bed update but i've been
91:46
playing it on console since it dropped
91:48
on ps3 the same survival world since
91:51
then oh there we go nothing it [ __ ]
91:54
broke the shield immediately though
91:57
so yeah
91:58
nothing beats a shield
92:00
would you like to know more
92:06
oh we lived oh
92:09
okay another right protection uh
92:11
projectile protection force beats the
92:13
cannons goblin robot railgun is insanely
92:16
op
92:18
thanks for the title
92:21
thanks for the uh thanks for the
92:22
minecraft title we beat it we beat it
92:26
okay [ __ ] yeah only one watch you play
92:29
anything factorio but can we at least
92:32
get you to change into an outfit that
92:35
isn't just a reskin of last stream maybe
92:38
boba vote no matter what thank you for
92:40
being you
92:42
no
92:43
it's pink this time and i like it
92:46
um
92:47
oh bo i'm down to boba vote very down
92:52
how can i create how can i make the rail
92:54
gun more power
92:56
that would be kind of cool
92:59
the rail oh dude just in case any of you
93:01
want to know how this works by the way
93:02
just a quick thing so what happens is
93:05
we're shooting a uh i'm shooting a
93:07
dispenser full of arrows down onto a
93:09
half slab with a piston i just work i
93:11
just learned that works better tnt is
93:13
all getting compressed onto that stone
93:14
block in front of the ladder the piston
93:16
is dropping
93:17
just a second so all of this this is
93:21
activating a all the arrows there and
93:23
it's dropping and then getting shot and
93:26
it looks like it doesn't go anywhere but
93:27
that's actually shooting a lot of arrows
93:29
very very quickly
93:30
like i've been tweaking the timings of
93:32
it and that seems to be the best one so
93:34
if i add a tick to it probably all of
93:36
them will go
93:37
yeah but they'll go like up like that
93:39
you don't want that you want accuracy
93:41
the shark mafia are doing their part
93:44
welcome boys
93:46
anyway uh next cycraft member yeah i
93:49
know a few of the sidecraft members
93:50
actually a guy called cayman is a really
93:53
good friend of mine anyway just in case
93:55
you just think that's my flex to the
93:56
minecraft communities i know someone on
93:58
sidecraft
94:00
longer barrel creates better accuracy
94:02
and power i'm that's no no that works in
94:04
minecraft anyway hello
94:07
why are you making an arrow kind of man
94:08
i like it [ __ ] you factions
94:12
more dispensers on the sides
94:14
yeah that could make it very very
94:16
powerful i imagine i didn't know if it
94:17
was about speed though you built a halo
94:19
needler
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i did
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oh [ __ ] that's funny anyway
94:24
hello do we have any more po box
94:26
packages
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yes
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oh yeah roseau jumbo f1 and then
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preparing to commit war crimes against
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villagers
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what if i built like a really long one
94:39
that's doable as hell what if i built
94:41
like a really really long one right and
94:44
then just aimed it at a village it would
94:45
just like scatter cannon the whole thing
94:48
that sounds fun
94:49
i used to we used to do that with tnt
94:51
but with arrows it could be really dope
94:54
oh
94:55
a letter from matcha juices
94:58
cool hey chat what is your opinion on
95:01
fanboy gaming with rose perhaps rose
95:04
versus mods or rose with a few of her
95:07
friends playing some co-op games
95:09
together or maybe rose teaches chat some
95:12
factorio also are you doing your part
95:16
dude every [ __ ]
95:19
it's one of these again i can't even
95:21
show it but like it's one of these again
95:23
where it's like there's a staple in here
95:26
and [ __ ] dude
95:28
what the [ __ ] is going on
95:35
there's a dave oh my god they [ __ ]
95:38
showed that they've written a tutorial
95:41
on how to get a us visa it's wrong but
95:44
still
95:47
the easiest types of visas a tourist and
95:49
work permit visas that's incredibly
95:51
wrong
95:52
that's incredibly wrong work permit
95:54
visas are so difficult to do
95:58
um
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oh my god
96:05
four to six months would be very quick
96:08
jesus christ
96:10
theories and research notable years what
96:12
the [ __ ] is going on
96:17
dude uh i've been sent a thesis what the
96:20
[ __ ] is going on
96:30
what is happening
96:37
this is like dude i'm i know you're not
96:40
reading the same thing i have but it
96:41
goes like it goes right from like
96:43
i play command and conquer next sentence
96:45
in today's society any young person is
96:47
willing to start up any kind of business
96:49
there's more credit than any person then
96:51
than the person who does less than
96:53
nothing to get ahead in life i'll skip
96:55
ahead one line
96:56
do you have an active theater company in
96:58
birmingham what the [ __ ] is going on
97:01
extra one you could make another inc you
97:03
could make income as a makeup artist
97:05
genuinely [ __ ]
97:07
like
97:08
17 topics in one paragraph it's so hard
97:11
to follow like i can't even skim through
97:13
it what the [ __ ]
97:15
okay i gotta put that aside
97:18
jesus thank you though glory who will do
97:20
their part
97:25
oh
97:26
always set someone up for it
97:28
he set someone up for the key donation
97:32
i see what you've done k gober thanks
97:34
for the 70 dollars by the way i feel
97:36
like i don't acknowledge that enough
97:37
[ __ ] hell
97:39
how many of these bat [ __ ] letters are
97:40
from texas one this one's from
97:41
massachusetts which is a different place
97:43
i believe
97:46
dude's skinning someone eleven
98:04
have a look see what i've just opened
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and saw with my own [ __ ] eyes
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[Music]
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pop
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this is what i see with my own [ __ ]
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eyes
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what is that
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it's a banana
98:23
why is it this what what do i do
98:26
what what
98:28
what do i like do with this now
98:30
though
98:31
it's cool what do i what uh what do i do
98:34
though what do i accomplish with this
98:37
it's for wine bottles it's a cork
98:42
that's pretty funny
98:43
i haven't
98:45
wait
98:52
oh my god it will
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nice
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oh my god nice
99:07
okay
99:08
got it
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that's where that's gonna stay holy [ __ ]
99:12
it legitimately serves a functional use
99:15
nice
99:17
bottle lost its virginity on stream
99:19
okay listen i know that this oh hold on
99:22
i've already moved on i know what's in
99:24
this box i think or at least i know one
99:26
thing that's in this box because the
99:28
customs there to declare it
99:30
listen i've been so good on my diet bro
99:33
but like i've been i i need the blood
99:35
sugar it was weird hold on i got used to
99:38
it now it's your streams and coffee to
99:41
start my day doing my part
99:44
thank you for the 25 dollars man that's
99:46
very nice here but the oh
99:49
yeah
99:50
first it was weird and then i got used
99:52
to it what a [ __ ] ah
99:56
enclosed the stupidest accessory found
99:58
at the store founder of the store sour
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candy i recall that you enjoy sour candy
100:02
i do
100:04
i really do i hope this package finds
100:06
you safely or content it's been very
100:07
enjoyable
100:08
mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy it's just
100:12
signed a
100:14
mommy sorry daddy sorry mommy sorry
100:17
daddy
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what the [ __ ] is this
100:21
there's an as a something a necklace as
100:23
well
100:24
a headphone a neck oh choker holy [ __ ]
100:26
that's actually kind of pretty i [ __ ]
100:28
with that and this thing
100:31
i don't know what the [ __ ] this is a
100:33
hair bubble okay i'll keep it and this
100:35
is what those i've been saying sour
100:37
lemon candy
100:39
and whatever this is
100:42
lumps of poop what is it a ribbon twist
100:44
if you dressed back up as a boy you'd
100:46
understand it perfectly lol sexist jokes
100:50
are funny
100:51
oh i forgot what i forgot what i said
100:53
i forgot what i said
100:55
[Music]
100:59
a donation for the cause
101:01
chat are you doing your part donate now
101:04
let us reach our common goal
101:10
[Music]
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that's good
101:13
that's pretty good hashtag team c
101:15
doesn't taste like poop at all
101:31
nice here's this though oh wait [ __ ]
101:33
hold on
101:37
that [ __ ] was 70 calories
101:42
my god
101:43
okay could you put the scrunchie on
101:45
you look really cute with your hair back
101:47
despite your protestations and everyone
101:50
in chat would agree
101:52
you're so incorrect
101:54
oh i don't know what a joke was it team
101:56
sees let's go
101:58
my five micro seconds is team c's been
102:00
released is that is that a thing that's
102:02
gonna is that a thing
102:04
has that video been released
102:07
new baby
102:09
the sourest candy they could find
102:10
apparently
102:19
hmm
102:24
i'm keeping these
102:26
ah that's really good
102:29
that's a very pleasant level of sour
102:32
teams got released oh [ __ ] yeah let's go
102:34
donate
102:37
tss tss tss
102:40
rose since i know you're a bimbo
102:42
sometimes i'm going to do my part again
102:44
to remind you of limoncello don't forget
102:47
to buy some i'm sure that you'll like it
102:51
also would you just give us some cute
102:53
poses
102:57
i just did i shoved my 16 months really
103:00
really damn at rose a.k.a at f1 nn5 tur
103:03
must be doing something right you woo
103:07
smirking face winking face
103:20
that's kind of a mess now
103:22
it's that like [ __ ] just woke up
103:24
there
103:28
they'd lose their sourness immediately
103:30
though
103:32
and now i don't want it anymore
103:38
going to open up this box and then i'm
103:38
going to put it in the box okay
103:42
all right last box i think yeah this is
103:44
the last po box
103:46
my trusty new knife has done really well
103:49
i trust he knew now it's new but it's
103:51
trusted my trusty good old knife used
103:53
for years if only some of the cute looks
103:55
on stream had been posted to instagram
103:59
yeah yeah
104:02
okay hold on this is a thing um all
104:05
right fins are a couple manly gifts one
104:08
magnetic wristbands might come in handy
104:10
when using the dremel
104:13
epic
104:16
two you mentioned not having a drink you
104:19
mentioned not having drinking glasses
104:21
on your stream i don't
104:22
so magnetic wristbands oh [ __ ] it's to
104:25
carry [ __ ] like screws
104:27
that's [ __ ] dope i didn't know that
104:29
existed what the hell
104:33
how did i not know that existed that's
104:34
cool as [ __ ] that's going right in my
104:36
[ __ ] toolbox i'm not gonna open it
104:38
yet because that seems like a big thing
104:39
but like i'm gonna open this though
104:42
what 12 months pog
104:45
how do i open you
104:47
oh wow
104:50
oh
104:51
hold on
104:59
that didn't work
105:00
try to be less gross
105:02
okay
105:05
yo
105:07
yo wait what the [ __ ]
105:11
the glasses are actually dirty that's
105:13
the bit
105:14
but look at this
105:16
it's like a bullet it should send kyle a
105:18
picture of the dog tags it's like a
105:20
bullet
105:24
oh that's sick
105:29
that is really cool i like that that's
105:32
neat it's gonna go great for america
105:34
i'm gonna have such a fun time in
105:35
america that's actually a cool shot
105:37
glass
105:41
like those those glasses are almost as
105:44
classy as the bottle stopper isn't
105:45
they're not classy but i like them
105:48
um
105:48
[Music]
105:50
that is neat as [ __ ] that is very cool i
105:53
really [ __ ] like this this is cool
105:55
i'm gonna keep these these are neat i'm
105:57
gonna put that back in its thing so i
105:58
can like
106:00
[ __ ]
106:01
make sure they get to the right
106:03
hello you make me question my life
106:05
choices have a great day
106:08
you're welcome
106:09
oh that's nice even the case is pretty
106:11
nice on it oh [ __ ] yeah okay cool
106:15
i'm gonna down another 70 calories
106:18
i'm gonna
106:19
bonk that anyway
106:27
that's nice
106:36
okay
106:40
this is a good stream
106:43
not one tos item
106:46
oh there it is there's the bet
106:48
no shot 400 000 votes
106:51
400 000 points on it nice bullet shot
106:54
glass
106:58
damn right
106:59
bullet shot glass
107:05
oh is john back hey johnson hey john
107:09
okay
107:10
now i get to experiment with my laser
107:12
cannon
107:15
um
107:18
i wonder like
107:20
hmm i wonder what i can do with the
107:22
laser cannon who knows
107:24
anyway
107:27
i could just like
107:29
mass increase the amount of arrows it
107:31
can shoot that could be cool kill the
107:33
ender dragon
107:38
can i spawn an ender dragon is spawn mob
107:41
a command
107:45
damn [ __ ] how do i spawn a mob with like
107:47
a command block
108:01
let's try a wither i wanna i wanna [ __ ]
108:03
around and see if it'll uh with it can
108:05
kill a [ __ ] wither
108:09
and you're welcome
108:12
okay
108:14
uh all right i wanna see if it can kill
108:16
a [ __ ] wither so let's like just box
108:20
this [ __ ] in
108:22
make sure it can't go anywhere and then
108:24
just block off them block off
108:28
there there's probably more efficient
108:30
ways to do this i just don't know any of
108:32
them
108:34
[Music]
108:38
just found out you're the techno
108:40
cosplayer from mcc i am spent the last
108:43
few days binge watching your whole video
108:45
archive
108:46
mad to see your development back to back
108:48
like that
108:50
okay so in theory this should boom okay
108:53
got it all right let's
108:55
what
108:58
did i do it wrong wait what
109:02
am i stupid oh it's peaceful mode
109:05
[ __ ]
109:06
of course
109:09
okay
109:11
right let's see
109:13
oh [ __ ] do you think it's going to kill
109:14
it i don't think it's going to kill it
109:17
is this kind of is this kind of luth
109:19
because the arrow speed or the arrow
109:20
amount i think it's the speed
109:22
oh no is he going to blow up the [ __ ]
109:24
cannon
109:25
can we start a crawl stressed at donno
109:28
goal ask him what is price it didn't
109:31
kill it oh [ __ ] it's because of the
109:33
[ __ ] i think it's because of the
109:34
[ __ ] the block on top
109:37
okay what about now
109:39
oh we got it down to okay i didn't
109:41
one-shotted it got it down to that one
109:43
full of atomic bombs now please got it
109:45
down to the last thing anyway
109:47
can we what
109:49
spider-tron full of atomic bombs now
109:52
oh [ __ ] factorio oh dude there's a ah
109:56
the spider-tron full of atomic bombs is
109:58
maybe my favorite thing but like i i
110:00
can't like it's it's so like not fun to
110:02
stream factorial though and by the way i
110:04
if that fired again i couldn't it's not
110:06
actually going to do any damage to it
110:08
because arrows now don't do damages to
110:10
damage to the wither i don't think
110:14
i don't believe
110:16
yep it just shut it back yeah look
110:20
you just bounce back again yeah arrows
110:22
are not going to do damage to it this
110:24
boy is like [ __ ] invincible to arrows
110:26
i need to like just punch it to death
110:29
although i kind of wonder how much
110:30
damage it has on it
110:34
a lot okay we didn't we didn't get it
110:36
like anywhere near like death we got it
110:38
like 25 of the way to its death though
110:41
not terrible
110:43
oh [ __ ] i've got a better idea
110:48
way easier
110:49
anyway
110:50
tipped arrows oh god i don't know
110:52
it's it hurting because his head was
110:54
stuck yeah only a little bit i know i
110:56
got rid of the block and then it's fine
110:59
it healed all this health is why ah more
111:02
arrows [ __ ] i don't know
111:03
i think it's in fact let's do it let's
111:06
do a test run i don't know whether it's
111:07
the fact that it's one arrow so in
111:09
theory this should only be one
111:11
so bam yeah that's only done one arrow
111:14
there
111:16
so i don't know whether that's gonna be
111:18
like hmm
111:22
also i imagine when i only shoot one
111:24
arrow it's reducing the chance that it
111:26
actually is a successful run
111:29
okay
111:30
i don't know if it's because it's one
111:31
arrow going really really fast or it's
111:33
like a bunch of arrows all at once
111:37
okay that didn't work
111:39
okay
111:40
it's just gonna be like an annoying
111:42
thing to get right there
111:48
oh dude
111:50
okay
111:51
it's gonna be so annoying because i've
111:53
gotta like do the timings right i'm
111:54
gonna guess like i'll do this
111:56
and it might shoot the one really fast
111:58
have been away a minute
112:00
stream has transitioned from jokey dress
112:02
up to fake slooty ego too a cute classy
112:06
gamer girl progression indeed
112:12
yes
112:12
okay i'm just gonna like i'm forcing
112:14
this thing to work
112:18
what the [ __ ] why didn't that do any
112:20
damage
112:23
that's
112:24
okay not quite what i thought would
112:25
happen
112:26
but still
112:31
what the [ __ ]
112:33
oh my god okay well that that that was
112:36
fun
112:39
oh my god
112:41
ah that didn't work okay
112:47
bam
112:52
yeah was the arrow okay [ __ ] okay cool
112:56
so
112:57
it's it go it's the fact that it's going
112:59
really really fast then
113:01
neat
113:03
okay so it's just the arrow going really
113:05
really really quick so if you in theory
113:08
if you manage to get like because the
113:10
way minecraft works right sorry this is
113:12
gonna get really boring people don't
113:13
give a [ __ ] about minecraft but i'm not
113:14
gonna be doing this for long
113:15
is if
113:17
you do this right
113:21
that only hit me once i think
113:25
can't tell
113:27
once
113:32
yeah so that only hit me once because
113:33
you can't like do so much damage to
113:35
something when it's in this red time
113:37
when it's doing this it's like this when
113:39
it's red it's invulnerable like i've got
113:41
an auto clicker on right now it's only
113:43
hitting it like once a second but in
113:45
theory i'm clicking it like a thousand
113:46
times a second
113:48
so
113:49
you're you've got like a half second of
113:51
invincibility so i'm not i think it's i
113:53
think it's because it's going so fast
113:56
that's why i think it's doing so much
113:57
damage
113:58
phd minecraft ballistics sorry about the
114:01
pig yeah that's why i think it is so in
114:03
theory if i could like
114:05
just narrow down getting one arrow to
114:08
like hypersonic speed
114:13
you know [ __ ]
114:16
that could be cool
114:20
this isn't going to be a minecraft
114:22
stream he said an hour ago sorry
114:26
it's not gonna be i'm just
114:29
experimenting
114:31
so that one went over there that time
114:33
which isn't what it should have done
114:35
was gonna go to a pub tonight but felt
114:37
too dysphoric and also saw that you were
114:40
online
114:41
let me buy you a drink instead my queen
114:44
i'm so down
114:45
um
114:46
i mean [ __ ] i have a really big beer
114:49
downstairs but
114:50
calories
114:51
gotta think about the calor caloric
114:54
intake of it
114:57
try this
114:58
weirdly enough that might actually have
115:00
a significant effect
115:02
it didn't
115:05
okay
115:07
i don't know
115:09
i'm trying to get it to shoot perfectly
115:11
straight that's a very difficult thing
115:12
to do
115:13
is there anything in minecraft that do
115:14
you remember dysteria i do is there
115:16
anything in minecraft that's like a
115:17
little bit above a slab but not quite
115:20
that's movable via piston
115:25
it's a little bit below a slab can can
115:26
you move it
115:30
[Music]
115:34
this has really thrown me i can't even
115:37
post fake thirst comments
115:39
at this point i will take you home to
115:42
meet my mother
115:46
oh yeah i'm trying to think of something
115:48
someone in chat viewers dropping rapidly
115:50
i don't give a [ __ ] and i'm doing i
115:52
don't give a [ __ ] snow you can't really
115:54
move that can you
115:57
i don't think you can move this i think
115:58
it just breaks
115:59
unless it's like a full block
116:02
it needs to be movable via piston
116:05
anyway
116:08
you can't move an enchant table
116:10
you guys don't know minecraft at all do
116:12
you
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uh
116:14
offense from one block down possibly
116:18
hmm
116:23
trap door
116:25
trapdoor is that movable
116:34
it is movable
116:36
interesting
116:38
so could i time this like nearly exactly
116:42
but it's gonna shoot it too much down
116:43
then
116:47
okay that needs to go later
116:55
oh
116:57
that was [ __ ] dead on what the hell
117:01
that was like a laser hold on is that
117:03
repeatable
117:07
no not at all [ __ ] we got like one lucky
117:09
one
117:11
[ __ ]
117:12
i don't know
117:13
it's gonna be some interesting po box
117:15
opening sorry i already did it use an
117:16
iron door it's not gonna make a
117:18
difference
117:21
so that went there so it works sometimes
117:24
not all the time though
117:28
i wonder if i did this hold on i kind of
117:30
wonder
117:31
so if if i did this though and i put it
117:33
on the top of a block and i went oop
117:35
[ __ ] and i did this
117:38
oh my god
117:42
if i did that
117:43
oh
117:44
new idea
117:46
no idea [ __ ]
117:50
this is way more instant
117:53
oh
117:54
oh
117:55
engineer the engineer
117:57
okay
117:58
that's cool
118:00
i wouldn't even need to use a piston
118:01
then
118:03
the engineer
118:06
would it work that way hold on
118:11
yep okay
118:18
well this is so interesting to me and
118:20
only me
118:28
this is so interesting to just me hold
118:30
on but i just have to know if it works
118:38
now i'm an idiot
118:42
oh wait that's oh [ __ ] but this is in
118:44
the close state of it
118:46
look
118:48
i don't know if that's how this works
118:51
it ain't okay
118:54
um
118:56
wait no i'm stupid why am i even
118:57
powering it with a torch
118:59
i'm gonna do it hold on i don't even
119:02
need to be powering it with a torch
119:04
just stupid i'm just being dumb
119:08
i'm just being a little dum-dum hold on
119:10
i'm redstone experimenting hold on i
119:12
want to see if i can make this thing an
119:14
actual laser beam cannon
119:17
okay that's way too close
119:20
that's probably a lot that's way too
119:22
much delay i'm gonna do two
119:28
where the [ __ ] did that go
119:31
i don't even know where the [ __ ] that
119:32
went what the [ __ ]
119:35
oh that one didn't work
119:38
okay well it went sideways oh no what
119:41
yeah went sideways i don't know what's
119:42
going on anymore anyway
119:44
i'm going to stop with this
119:48
put the trapdoor on the top of the block
119:50
but then
119:52
so my point is you don't want to have
119:53
any velocity of it that's the thing
119:56
anyway i don't wanna i i we're swapping
119:58
we're stopping back to just chatting i
120:00
don't wanna have any like um shit's
120:02
going sideways [ __ ] uh i didn't wanna
120:04
have any velocity on the arrow i wanted
120:06
to just quickly make it an entity a
120:09
moving entity which is quite difficult
120:11
to do apparently and i need it to be in
120:12
the middle of the block too
120:21
yeah not particularly possible
120:24
if even if you do it sideways it carries
120:26
a bit of momentum so you couldn't have
120:27
the trapdoor sideways and then activate
120:29
it annoyingly anyway
120:31
just got a knife run i have so many
120:34
knives
120:35
just always around me if anyone broke
120:37
into my house right now i'm going to
120:38
replace with space you should come to
120:40
cass in new zealand it has a population
120:43
of one and is the middle of nowhere in
120:45
the south island the nearest major city
120:48
christ church is over one and a half
120:50
hours away nice that's if you'd move
120:53
there if you wanted a bunch of land
120:54
right but you wouldn't move there if you
120:56
wanted like some nice big house
120:58
you know
120:59
there's not really much that you can get
121:00
there i guess
121:01
but
121:04
it sounds kind of cool
121:06
i'm not sure
121:08
about a fence gate
121:10
sorry i'm [ __ ] around now
121:13
i'm doing some real big [ __ ] around
121:14
in
121:20
minecraft was that
121:23
anyway
121:25
thank you for the 11 oh [ __ ] is it funny
121:27
number oh it was funny number for a
121:29
second
121:32
nice it was funny number for a split
121:35
second but i appreciated it when it was
121:37
a thing
121:40
anyway if you go poo at 11 59 and you
121:44
end up finishing after 12 o'clock
121:46
does that mean same [ __ ] different day
121:50
yes hold on i've just figured something
121:52
out though
121:53
fence gate watch this
121:55
hold on i promise i'm not going to
121:57
continue minecraft look at that it's
121:58
hovering midair
122:02
that seems
122:05
useful
122:07
now that seems promising as [ __ ] doesn't
122:09
it
122:12
oh
122:15
it seems promising
122:23
oh
122:24
look at that [ __ ] that is direct holy
122:27
[ __ ] hold on let me just make sure
122:28
that's repeatable that was perfect but
122:30
it's not always
122:32
repeatable
122:36
not at all [ __ ] god damn it one shot i
122:39
get from it
122:40
god damn it
122:42
back to just chatting back to minecraft
122:44
sorry
122:46
how bro it happens one time and then it
122:49
stops working well at all
122:57
dude i'm peeved
122:59
i'm i am strictly peeved
123:03
hold on
123:05
i do have one plan which is the
123:06
dispenser is being too inaccurate
123:13
i gotta know
123:15
dude this is gonna affect how i sleep at
123:17
night the problem is the dispenser is
123:19
random i know that's what i'm
123:21
combating
123:23
so that went there let's go back to our
123:26
nice amount of ticks
123:32
[ __ ] it's like halfway good lord
123:35
i need to like fraction pick this
123:37
[ __ ] thing
123:38
um
123:41
sorry mumbo jumbo you don't know about
123:42
any of this
123:47
[ __ ]
123:49
that's weird why don't i do that anyway
123:59
so look at that okay that one was
124:00
perfect
124:02
right i bet you it's gonna [ __ ] up now
124:08
oh
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oh
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nonny
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oh
124:21
[ __ ]
124:22
i hate this [ __ ] game i hate this
124:24
[ __ ] game hate this [ __ ] game
124:27
anyway
124:28
doomsday weapon seems a little bit too
124:30
complicated it's so simple it's just so
124:32
[ __ ] annoying
124:34
ah
124:36
anyway
124:38
only you dude my bad
124:40
do you know why santa has a big pouch
124:43
because he only comes once a year maybe
124:46
use piston and cake perfect height
124:57
um
125:02
oh my god
125:05
my [ __ ] oh
125:07
how it's real that one was even more
125:09
sour
125:10
i'm gonna fire a bunch of them
125:15
i didn't even fire a bunch of them what
125:17
the [ __ ] happened
125:21
try replacing the fleek floggle with the
125:23
wider digi but thank you
125:26
thanks for the tips
125:29
why is that now like not working right
125:38
java edition redstone is so [ __ ]
125:42
like that straight up just didn't do
125:43
anything what the [ __ ]
125:49
it's shooting one
125:53
i'm peeved
125:55
look at this it activates a [ __ ] ton and
125:57
then only shoots one
125:58
[Music]
126:00
i'm peeved anyway hey chat do you think
126:03
actual bribery with actual money might
126:06
work here
126:09
for what
126:10
what are you trying to accomplish
126:21
what are you trying to accomplish
126:26
[Music]
126:29
where would you be today if minecraft
126:31
never existed nowhere
126:34
you needed to lie after the clock you
126:35
definitely don't need to lie after the
126:37
clock
126:38
it works until i move the dispenser down
126:39
one
126:41
java edition's bit just weird sometimes
126:46
if you had a delay after a clock look
126:49
let me just quickly prove a point
126:55
then it works perfectly just as i was
126:57
saying oh
126:59
just as i was saying
127:00
it works perfectly what you need is the
127:02
delay after a clock
127:06
which is exactly why i did that
127:10
holy [ __ ] me
127:13
that's working really well
127:16
okay so i think that is a way simpler
127:18
version of doing it
127:20
hell yeah
127:23
damn
127:28
holy [ __ ] i think we got a [ __ ]
127:30
functioning boy here bimbo brain boys
127:35
nice
127:37
nice
127:40
it is going up a little bit but that's
127:42
fine
127:45
just let it be an mc stream i don't want
127:46
to be i'm now i finished it now i'm done
127:50
i'm done i'm going to close minecraft
127:51
sorry this is what i mean i do really
127:53
sorry original question i do really
127:55
enjoy minecraft i just [ __ ] around with
127:57
it after a while
127:58
i find redstone really interesting i
128:00
find like i find little tinkery bits
128:02
like that really interesting which is
128:03
why i really like the different game
128:05
modes right like i like the different
128:07
servers because they added a lot of
128:08
tinkering little mechanics so i like
128:10
factorio so much
128:12
anyway
128:14
i don't mind an mc stream i do because i
128:16
can it's it's not interesting to watch
128:19
like uh maybe if it was like an mc
128:22
streamer i would do but i'm not
128:26
but anyway
128:28
i do really like minecraft i still like
128:29
that i still like the girl stuff still
128:31
like that drop 500 views from minecraft
128:33
no
128:34
bro i need to join the dream smp maybe
128:36
i'll be able to do redstone i need to be
128:39
friends with mumbo jumbo dude i need to
128:41
make friends with mumbo jumbo so i'm
128:42
allowed to do redstone on twitch
128:46
i look like
128:47
if you forget these are an office tech
128:49
office i i if you forget these are dog
128:51
tags i look like an office worker like
128:53
this just my entry card like if you blur
128:55
your eyes a little bit it's like i'm
128:56
[ __ ] i'm supposed to be photocopying
128:58
some [ __ ] don't i a little bit
129:00
ignore the knife but you know
129:05
his straight sis male crossdresser
129:07
indeed
129:09
if you ever try
129:11
you ever try for a fight and realize
129:13
it's a [ __ ] when it's too late no i'm
129:15
really good at like i feel like i've got
129:17
fast reflexes you know ignore the
129:20
fishnets too
129:21
everyone wears these at work what they
129:23
don't wear fishnets at your work you
129:24
live in a shitty workplace environment
129:27
sue
129:28
[Music]
129:29
or be the first one to wear fishnets
129:31
have you ever played satisfactory it
129:34
just got a new update and it's pretty
129:36
poppers i have no interest all i play
129:39
are games that i already know i like
129:41
and that way i don't have to find
129:42
anything new
129:44
and i can stick with what i know i like
129:46
i am one of those sorts of people that
129:48
has one mcdonald's order and doesn't
129:50
order anything else i have i have eaten
129:53
the same food every day for one whole
129:56
month and i have never bothered about it
129:59
i know what i like and i will stick to
130:02
the [ __ ] thing
130:03
i don't like experimenting
130:05
abs varieties the spice of life my
130:08
[ __ ]
130:09
i will make myself the same [ __ ] corn
130:12
dish every day until i die
130:17
anyway
130:18
no i have not played satisfactory
130:23
clearly not an ex person who experiments
130:27
i'll try anything once
130:29
unless it's satisfactory or any game
130:32
that i haven't played before
130:35
probably of malnutrition
130:40
dude i found this thing i found a new
130:43
thing look at this so my favorite like
130:46
meat substitute called a few years and
130:48
you will be shouting with the best of
130:49
them
130:51
dude look at this
130:53
i showed you this before this is what i
130:55
like eat on my diet forever is this
130:58
stuff right
131:00
corn pieces i eat this right
131:02
satisfactory is the best game haven't
131:04
played anything else since i bought it
131:07
i i didn't know this but this
131:10
is actually
131:12
a lower um a lower calorie density than
131:15
these
131:16
and in my opinion they taste better
131:18
they're juicier they're this big like
131:20
just chunk of corn you can do more with
131:23
them because they're bigger they're
131:24
bigger and you can chop them into pieces
131:26
that you actually like so you can have
131:27
them on stuff like salads you can have
131:29
them in a wrap or some [ __ ] like that
131:31
and they're less calories than these
131:34
these are about one calorie gram and
131:35
these are less than that they're like 80
131:37
calories for 100 grams of them
131:40
and dude the amount of food that is
131:43
is insane like
131:46
let me give you a perspective like
131:49
it's they're like the size of this right
131:52
of just corn
131:53
bit thicker than this
131:55
and like one of them would be the
131:57
equivalent of
132:02
[Music]
132:05
about 40 calories
132:07
about 40 calories right
132:10
so you can have like five of these
132:11
things five of these right imagine like
132:15
about the same density as like half a
132:17
burger imagine eating two and a half
132:20
burgers worth of food
132:22
and it's 200 calories
132:25
right
132:26
oh
132:27
shit's nuts there's a non-vegetarian
132:28
corn is pretty good yeah and it's like
132:31
it's all protein too like literally it's
132:34
it's i think it's 90 protein like high
132:36
in protein and [ __ ] really low in
132:38
saturated fat insanely low
132:40
gluten free no soy so i'm not going to
132:42
become a [ __ ] soy boy i'll be fine i
132:45
don't want to become some sort of soy
132:47
boy i'm going to be a big manly boy and
132:50
look by the way this is what the quorum
132:51
pieces look like
132:53
admittedly unappetizing i won't lie this
132:56
guy is clearly not very happy
133:00
oh these they look like these admittedly
133:03
unappetizing don't get me wrong they
133:05
don't look that good
133:07
but
133:08
they are
133:10
i will admit these do not look very good
133:13
but they but they they're one of those
133:16
things that like it's a bit like how
133:18
it's not like tofu at all by the way but
133:20
it's a bit like how it works and what
133:21
it's used for so it's like
133:24
you know if you have a source that you
133:25
like here's what i do i'm like i make
133:28
myself oh hear me out i make myself
133:32
a bit of [ __ ] uh caramelized onions
133:35
little tiny sprinkle of brown sugar
133:37
sponsored shrimp corn hit me up a little
133:39
bit of sprinkle of brown sugar a little
133:42
bit of like like half an onion worth of
133:44
onions because they shrink down quite a
133:45
bit
133:46
i make
133:47
like just make them artificially look
133:49
like good quite artificially look good
133:52
corn dude i don't know how they make
133:54
them look good um but yeah either way so
133:56
they uh i so i do that i then cook up
133:59
some mushrooms bit of salt mushrooms
134:02
very good combo i that a lot of [ __ ]
134:04
msg [ __ ] put that i don't put msg in
134:07
it but although i do have msg and i've
134:09
been using it and i haven't noticed any
134:11
difference in any of the food that i eat
134:12
anyway um
134:14
it's not that big of a deal for me
134:15
anyway
134:16
combine that together put them with the
134:18
corn kind of let the steam from the
134:20
[ __ ] onion onions get in there
134:22
getting the [ __ ] corn things they get
134:23
all juicy they get all like kind of
134:25
sweet with a bit of salt from the
134:26
mushrooms
134:29
really quite good
134:30
uh and what i do with that as well as i
134:32
make a a big bowl of like green uh like
134:35
i make peas
134:36
uh and then there's like pods and then
134:38
carrots i also have like broccoli that i
134:40
like portioned out myself
134:42
it's nice are you gay no just vegetarian
134:46
um
134:48
but yeah don't well
134:50
roast cooking stream oh dude
134:52
[ __ ] takes like 10 minutes and it's it
134:55
no not worth watching no worth watching
134:57
it all
134:59
anyway
135:00
but it's a staggering amount of food i
135:02
measured it today 220 grams of it which
135:04
is 200 calories
135:06
um it's it's staggering amount of food
135:09
actually it's actually let me see
135:12
oh i don't know how much it is it's 80
135:14
80 calories per 100 grams and i made 220
135:17
grams of it it's about 200 calories
135:20
msg has been demonized nowhere near as
135:21
bad as zone thinks yeah you know it's
135:23
not bad at all i i mean per i wasn't i
135:26
wasn't skeptical about using it because
135:27
of health i just used it and didn't
135:30
actually see that big of a difference in
135:31
the food
135:32
weirdly anyway
135:33
you know you're winning when people are
135:35
listening you talk about a meal dude
135:37
it's i highly recommend you try some
135:40
vegetarian corn if you're on a [ __ ]
135:42
because dude i had that whole thing and
135:44
i realized i got to the end i was like
135:45
dude i just had [ __ ] 500 calories i
135:48
could have that like three times today
135:50
and i'd lose weight even if i didn't
135:51
exercise and that [ __ ] is feeling
135:56
feeling as hell
135:58
like dude you you gotta imagine right
136:01
this is three of them i had five and
136:04
that's that's a big like these are not
136:06
small you know these are like [ __ ]
136:08
you know the a big
136:10
these are not small
136:11
these are these are pretty [ __ ]
136:13
chunky boys maybe even bigger than that
136:14
they're like maybe like that big
136:16
right admittedly they do look like a
136:19
poop
136:20
but
136:21
they're pretty good
136:22
i mean they're easy to cook too because
136:24
you just need it's just it's not meat
136:25
you just heat them up as long as it's
136:26
hot in the middle you're good
136:28
anyway
136:29
i was giving secrets away could be
136:31
making capital on it all buy my cookbook
136:33
yeah dude my my uber low calorie
136:35
cookbook
136:37
by the way
136:38
i try and go for like really low calorie
136:40
meals so i can have a lot of them
136:44
that's like that's like the only reason
136:47
why i'm not like i gotta [ __ ] just
136:48
eat egg whites so i can have 100
136:50
calories every day it's like i try and
136:52
make stuff that like tastes really good
136:54
and then just have it all the time
136:56
because i i'm unwill i like my food i'm
136:59
unwilling to sacrifice the amount of
137:01
food i eat
137:02
i'm just doing a bit healthier
137:06
what's your favorite spider co i have a
137:08
titanium uk pk
137:11
i dude it sucks that i can't buy scales
137:13
for the uk pico because
137:16
if you're in the uk and you need a knife
137:18
just to use the spyderco uk pk is
137:20
literally
137:22
the best one there there really isn't
137:24
anything that even compares like you
137:26
could grab a bunch of different knives
137:28
and be like oh okay this is good this is
137:30
good but they all have locks on it
137:31
you're not allowed to use any of them
137:33
in the uk anyway
137:35
out of every [ __ ] knife that has uk
137:38
requirements under three inches of
137:40
non-locking the uk pk beats them every
137:42
time every single time there's not even
137:44
one that comes close because they it
137:46
looks a bit like this and you just open
137:48
it like with one hand
137:49
and then you hold it like with a pinch
137:51
grip and it's perfect right it's just
137:53
this knife but smaller way smaller
137:56
anyway
137:57
what wig is that i need it for a friend
138:00
you can't have it it's mine
138:02
because it's attached
138:04
to my head
138:06
it's my actual hair look at that my
138:08
actual hair in this thing
138:10
it is hair extensions though real human
138:13
hair hair extensions
138:15
uh [ __ ] what are they called
138:18
[ __ ] someone else
138:21
micro beating micro bead micro beads
138:24
micro bead hair extensions mini bee i
138:26
don't know
138:28
natural hair bester it's not quite
138:29
natural hair but it's mostly natural
138:31
hair
138:32
natural hair because you get my insanely
138:34
good hairline
138:36
it's not receding
138:39
you know so
138:41
that's why i use this
138:43
another wig
138:45
micro beads that's the one that good
138:47
though
138:53
um
138:54
i mean your natural
138:55
yeah
138:59
uh
139:00
finn any tips on going out and go
139:01
clothes i got no tips [ __ ] is
139:04
nerve-wracking every time
139:06
my [ __ ] heart rate's up dude every
139:08
time ev even thinking about it my
139:10
[ __ ] thinking about going outside
139:12
dressed like this
139:13
uh nightmares nightmare nightmare
139:15
um
139:16
it has never gotten easier i imagine it
139:18
would you start that finasteride
139:21
interesting you mentioned that actually
139:23
yes i did
139:25
finter is now on a medication um i'm
139:28
just gonna see if it does anything and
139:30
then if it does do something cool
139:34
but yeah anyway
139:36
so that's the thing if it like if i have
139:38
my if my hair stays
139:40
cool i don't finasterize a t-blocker
139:43
it's not a t-blocker you [ __ ] dumbass
139:45
you look like a moya don't make me don't
139:47
make me school you in the school of
139:49
science finasteride's not a testosterone
139:50
blocker it stops testosterone from
139:53
converting into a different type of
139:54
testosterone
139:56
dumb
139:56
[Music]
140:00
why are you
140:07
oh because listen buddy
140:09
pull up the hate crime statistics
140:12
the um i don't know there's like
140:14
my city has like a lot a lot of
140:18
religious people in it
140:19
um and they're not
140:22
exactly known for their
140:24
tolerance of
140:25
men dressing like ladies
140:28
uh not not not the most fun idea to go
140:32
out although
140:34
it's in all fairness eh it's not that
140:37
bad my local areas quite nice i wouldn't
140:39
go like to town
140:44
i don't want to get a little stabby
140:45
stabbed you know living near idiot say
140:48
yeah
140:49
not religious people aren't idiots
140:51
religious people that
140:53
will dislike you because of
140:55
[ __ ]
140:57
religious people that would hurt you are
140:59
idiots of course they are right
141:02
so you know
141:04
i don't give a [ __ ] if someone dude
141:07
if i knew that everyone around me the
141:08
worst they could do is just like [ __ ]
141:10
yell [ __ ] or you know whatever
141:13
then sure whatever it wouldn't matter
141:14
but like there are genuinely people that
141:16
would just hurt you over it so it's like
141:20
don't particularly i don't venture out
141:22
of my general vicinity because my
141:24
general vicinity is quite good and safe
141:26
and i like it
141:27
anyway
141:29
i asked my gp about financial wednesday
141:31
they said it didn't do much for hair
141:32
loss
141:34
he does do much hair loss if you
141:37
consult a different bro okay
141:41
finasteride does a great thing for hair
141:43
loss
141:44
if you want to go really [ __ ]
141:46
hardcore with it
141:47
uh what's it if you mean growing back
141:50
hair
141:51
not back hair but you know if you mean
141:53
obtaining hair that is once gone yeah no
141:57
finasteride won't do [ __ ]
141:58
if you lose if you go bold finasteride's
142:00
not gonna [ __ ] bring your hair back
142:02
it's not how that works it's a
142:03
prevention it's not that's that's what i
142:05
mean back here if you wanna go some back
142:06
hair you you finasteride's not going to
142:09
do that for you at all if you mean that
142:12
then yeah no i'm not you know
142:15
regaining a hairline is finasteride will
142:18
not
142:19
necessarily help with that it may in
142:21
very very some some cases but
142:24
you know
142:25
yeah
142:27
um haven't noticed any side effects from
142:29
finasteride yet so we will see
142:33
[Music]
142:37
female asteroid
142:40
estrogen can grow hair back i'm sure but
142:42
i don't want to take estrogen uh my mum
142:44
asked me who the cute girl was i'm
142:46
always watching so i explained who you
142:48
are and what you do she goes oh that's
142:49
nice oh okay well that worked out well
142:52
well will you will you meet lemmy i'm
142:54
[ __ ] where am i going to goddamn or
142:57
limmy who the [ __ ] anyway
143:03
iphone
143:05
i see you i did not know you were a girl
143:07
but you what
143:09
i'm what i did not know you're a girl
143:11
but you sound like a boy i am like a boy
143:13
i i shouldn't go outside because it's
143:16
dangerous
143:17
hiding away isn't possible or realistic
143:20
people have to live their life
143:22
it's very realistic i don't hide i go
143:25
out whenever i need to i just don't go
143:27
out unnecessarily
143:29
like
143:30
there's nothing that i'm stopping myself
143:32
doing
143:33
i don't know if you guys know this
143:36
but uh i don't go outside much
143:40
i don't go out i don't venture out
143:43
there's nothing that i do
143:45
out there
143:46
i do it all in here you could say i'm a
143:48
bit of a
143:50
shut-in you can say i'm a bit of a
143:51
hermit you say that i'm a bit of a gross
143:54
little gremlin goblin boy that only
143:56
stays inside i don't like the weather
143:58
i'm as [ __ ] i am as i am as
144:01
my skin tone is transparent let me from
144:04
right ahead it's not healthy i agree
144:08
but i am uh
144:10
doing it anyway
144:11
um
144:13
here's the thing if i need groceries
144:14
i'll go and get groceries not an issue
144:17
[ __ ] everyone in my neighborhood
144:18
knows me i know there's a [ __ ] pony
144:20
in my guy finasteride side effects you
144:23
should do that yes
144:25
believe it or not
144:27
i'm not dumb yeah
144:30
it's dude
144:32
i dude the amount of things i can pitch
144:34
to this chat and they're like are you
144:36
aware that the thing you're doing yeah i
144:38
know i didn't i don't just do things
144:42
i want to move to america are you aware
144:45
crimes exist in america
144:47
yes
144:48
i'm on i'm taking finasteride as a
144:51
prevention because i'm i mean i don't
144:52
want to lose my hair
144:54
are you potentially aware it can cause
144:57
dry mouth
144:59
it could cause you to get erectile
145:01
dysfunction
145:03
yes i am aware of it however
145:06
that's why you stop things
145:08
if you get the side effects
145:10
you're aware
145:14
i'm aware
145:15
i think this shirt looks better with one
145:17
more open button
145:19
i agree i mean
145:21
it's one button already open but
145:23
i agree
145:26
uh let's see it i want to see if it does
145:29
because
145:30
i don't know let's see
145:32
did you know that drinking that much
145:33
water is deadly did you know did you
145:35
know that drinking too much water you
145:37
could drown
145:40
did you know what did you know sparkling
145:42
water could kill you enough quantities
145:44
marry us
145:47
thank you yes i will
145:49
erectile dysfunction erectile
145:52
yeah no i'm aware of
145:55
various side effects
145:56
do you know how much [ __ ] i do that has
145:58
side effects in it buddy you know
146:00
alcohol you know alcohol you know
146:02
[ __ ] uh
146:04
i've taken tramadol before dude
146:07
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146:09
that [ __ ]
146:10
that [ __ ] has done pdfs of side effects
146:15
but i needed it because you know pain
146:17
it's the the effect of it is better
146:19
side effects include being silly
146:22
even the air has side effects true
146:26
you drink alcohol i can't watch anymore
146:28
bye i'm so sorry
146:30
i drink the devil's
146:33
what is the debt if if weed is the
146:35
devil's lettuce what is alcohol
146:39
you know
146:41
drugs have side effects no way
146:44
the devil's nectar oh the devil's piss
146:48
the devil's brew is actually what you
146:49
call it that sounds that sounds much
146:52
more marketable than the devil's piss
146:54
but i find the devil's piss much funnier
146:58
the devil's piss water
147:01
[ __ ] it beer it does taste like piss
147:03
water not that i've tasted pest water
147:18
tramadol worst [ __ ] you can ever take
147:19
never ever
147:20
yeah i know tramadol was really tramadol
147:22
really really [ __ ] you up for a bit i
147:24
took tramadol for
147:26
less than a week and was like
147:28
and dude it's the most amazing
147:30
painkiller ever that [ __ ] just takes
147:32
away any pain you'd ever have
147:34
but like
147:35
you recognize it as an issue like a
147:38
problem you know
147:40
for your manly month six
147:43
thank you also i'm so sorry i didn't
147:45
read the last donation donkey king you
147:46
aren't dumb but you're dummy thick see
147:48
that's funny that's good i'm gonna use
147:51
that i'm gonna steal that thank you
147:55
so topic change are you excited about
147:58
your team in mcc yes who are you going
148:01
to cosplay as i don't know the idea i
148:04
forwarded on to you about that
148:06
no
148:07
but also
148:10
uh i've got [ __ ] illumina on my team
148:12
i'm i'm sure i'm gonna win mcc that
148:13
dude's cracked i'm not good but he can
148:15
definitely carry me
148:17
uh sylvie's not too [ __ ] bad either
148:19
sb isn't bad either
148:23
it seemed i've got some talented fellows
148:25
on my team to be honest
148:28
oh i have the most twitter followers out
148:30
of everyone on my team
148:32
[ __ ] yeah
148:33
[ __ ] yeah
148:37
i'm the star power illumina's just gotta
148:39
[ __ ] carry me now
148:41
sylvie might pass me though sylvia is
148:43
pretty good
148:46
dude
148:48
okay we have a good team we definitely
148:50
have like a top one percent team
148:52
definitely definitely
148:54
wikipedia says finasterize uses part of
148:56
a homo therapy for transcendentarian
148:58
something you're not telling us no it's
149:00
okay listen
149:01
i'd take minoxidil if it wasn't so
149:04
insanely hard
149:05
and minoxidine for one year now with a
149:08
rice in oil hairs bath my hair's never
149:11
been so nice so long so shiny and my
149:15
bear looked great too
149:17
no side effect apart being more handsome
149:20
your bear beard
149:25
i've been giving finasteride and
149:26
minoxidil to my pet bear he's uh
149:30
he's he's
149:31
a mammoth now for the occasion
149:35
uh
149:36
wait what
149:38
alfred needs a long cap oh good idea
149:40
[ __ ] lime llamas but oh it's smart
149:44
i'll do that that sounds cool i will do
149:46
that that's nice okay got you i had to
149:49
take tramadol for three months because
149:51
of a car wreck broken back and i still
149:54
try to stay away from painkillers nine
149:56
years later three months is a very long
149:58
time to be taking that dude tramadol is
150:00
i never got through one day of taking
150:02
tramadol fully
150:04
i would just fall asleep
150:07
i'm dude
150:08
tramadot dude i never one of the one of
150:11
the doses it makes the pain half go away
150:13
the second dose you take a little bit
150:14
later
150:16
pain gone knocks you out you don't want
150:17
to do anything the rest of the day makes
150:19
your head hurt a little bit or i mean it
150:20
gives you like a little bit of a
150:22
headache you don't want to do anything
150:24
it like they call it morphine light like
150:26
tremolo is not the thing you want to be
150:28
doing
150:29
two months after shutting my shoulder
150:30
three years ago ah [ __ ] i took it for
150:33
like goddamn tooth uh wisdom tooth pain
150:36
and like i only needed to be on it for
150:38
like a few days as it cleared up like
150:40
maybe less than a week and dude
150:43
it eats it i don't know how it's insane
150:46
it's the strongest [ __ ] playing card
150:48
i've even
150:49
heard of
150:50
anyway
150:51
but yeah um no i mean
150:54
now i want to do more things
150:58
needed to fix the donation amount nice
151:02
nice
151:04
funny number yet again [ __ ] yeah
151:07
when a kidney stay in the hospital gave
151:08
me heroin i mean it worked what the [ __ ]
151:12
i slept 70 percent of the day with that
151:14
stuff yeah same thing for me anyway
151:16
but you know
151:17
thought like we'll think about something
151:20
uh thinking about sending you something
151:21
for the first time i'll be able to send
151:23
it to you remember
151:25
don't worry it's not tos also i gotta
151:27
raise from work today ah hell yeah
151:29
thanks for the 100 bits i'm i'm glad the
151:31
work's done well oh my god i didn't even
151:33
think you'd [ __ ]
151:34
acknowledge i didn't realize you gifted
151:36
a thousand or [ __ ] sent 1 500 bits
151:40
holy [ __ ]
151:43
dude broke his back goddamn anyway the
151:45
um but yeah that whole three months of
151:47
that it's insane but anyway thoughts on
151:49
for an asteroid
151:51
it's fine it really is if i would have
151:53
taken uh minoxidil if i wanted some more
151:55
hardcore [ __ ] but like you will
151:57
literally just grow hair out of your
151:59
fingertips if you touch that [ __ ] wrong
152:01
like
152:03
if
152:04
finasterides of prevention minoxidil is
152:06
like i need this [ __ ] back bro
152:08
you know um i think the thing that
152:11
scared me a little bit was this hold on
152:15
the thing that scared me a little bit
152:16
you're doing hrt no i think that scared
152:18
me a little bit was my my the person
152:20
that is my hair all the time right and
152:22
i've told this story before
152:23
but the uh the person does my hair all
152:25
the time
152:26
they straighten my hair and they say
152:27
they love straining my hair and i was
152:29
like why he's like well you got a lot of
152:31
she's like well you got a lot of hair
152:32
and it's just so easy to straighten i
152:34
was like oh other people's hair harder
152:36
straight and she goes yeah when people
152:37
have really thick hair you know it's
152:38
really hard to straighten but your
152:40
hair's just so thin
152:45
what what do you mean
152:48
what that's what don't just drop that
152:50
[ __ ] bombshell on me dude what do you
152:52
mean it's thin
152:53
and they mean like the actual strands of
152:55
the hair are thin not my hair is
152:57
thinning but like the actual strands of
152:59
the hair are thin and it's like
153:02
[ __ ] that's gonna mean something so i
153:04
googled it and they're like oh yeah
153:05
first sign of hair loss your hair gets
153:08
really thin and then it just [ __ ]
153:09
boof it gets so thin it poofs away and i
153:12
was like
153:14
so i didn't want that
153:16
um
153:17
you got any balding family members yes
153:20
so i'm going to take finasteride um
153:23
don't particularly want to lose my hair
153:26
don't want to be a bald femme boy cool
153:28
um
153:29
my grandad lost his hair at like
153:33
middle aged sorry how's your play white
153:35
not chilling but i just want to make
153:38
sure i'm going well my
153:40
what
153:41
my play wife i don't know what that is
153:43
yeah
153:46
do it my biggest regret is not acting
153:47
sooner yeah finasteride bro
153:50
[ __ ] works
153:51
and the thing is i'm aware that like
153:53
[ __ ] everyone as soon as dude if i
153:55
didn't want the [ __ ] discourse around
153:57
me to be like
153:59
shitty like okay
154:01
i know that people are going to
154:02
immediately take like he's on finesse
154:04
right shit's a [ __ ]
154:06
[ __ ] with testosterone he's a [ __ ]
154:08
trans dude he's on hrt i know that's
154:11
going to be worse and it doesn't do
154:13
anything just saying it's not a cure
154:17
well yeah but
154:18
it's a prevention again it doesn't it's
154:20
not supposed to grow your hair back it's
154:21
prevention thing
154:23
and you got to take it every day
154:24
everything like that you got to do it
154:25
right anyway
154:26
um also it's like 80 effective it's not
154:29
100 effective there's a good chance i
154:31
can take it and nothing will happen but
154:32
so far all right less hair in the shower
154:35
gone down the drain so it's pretty good
154:38
anyway but i know that's gonna happen
154:40
i know the [ __ ] even i know you guys
154:42
don't actually [ __ ] well most of the
154:43
time you don't really mean it whenever
154:45
you just spam egg but
154:47
uh what's it called like uh i'm aware
154:49
that like
154:50
that's gonna be the thing around it that
154:52
everyone's just gonna be like he's on
154:53
his trends but like you know i'm not i
154:56
feel like all right telling you about it
154:58
because i'm [ __ ] not
155:00
anyway
155:01
i'm like you know
155:03
it
155:04
i know it's going to be that egg
155:07
what is your natural hairline this is my
155:09
natural this is my hair this is my
155:10
natural hairline it's here
155:12
like i mean
155:13
you can see like there i guess if i
155:16
really make it bad but it's not bad at
155:18
all
155:19
like
155:20
this is hairline it's good it's no it's
155:22
i've never actually noticed any uh
155:24
receding of my hairline it's kind of
155:26
always been like this
155:27
um
155:29
but yeah
155:31
are there other treatments
155:33
yeah if you're interested in getting i
155:34
mean i'm not taking anything else but
155:36
like uh if you're interested in doing
155:38
stuff like that minoxidil is one but
155:40
seriously consult uh to consult someone
155:42
first
155:44
uh
155:44
consult a gp before you do something
155:46
like that because again summer is more
155:48
hardcore than others and depending on
155:50
what you also take there can be side
155:51
effects i was lucky that i don't have
155:52
any i don't know that i have any
155:54
allergies and i'm not on any of the
155:56
medication so it's perfectly viable for
155:58
me to do
155:59
um and yeah
156:00
hair transplants do wonders yeah that's
156:02
also true juicy
156:05
[ __ ] get that tick tock money get a
156:06
[ __ ] if you if you're that concerned
156:08
about hair loss get a [ __ ] hair
156:10
transplant dude just take it from the
156:11
back put it at the front so that [ __ ]
156:13
works you look great
156:15
oh you don't look good now you're great
156:17
now your hair is actually very cool now
156:18
however if you seriously regret not
156:20
doing anything sooner yeah
156:24
finster's giving medical advice my
156:25
medical advice is get help from a doctor
156:27
and not me
156:29
oh trust me baby it's planned really
156:31
holy [ __ ] [ __ ] hell yeah we went to
156:33
marbella there was this big hair
156:34
transplant clinic and someone uh someone
156:36
at our place right
156:38
we saw people walking around and we saw
156:40
a couple guys that had very clearly had
156:42
like just had the hair transplant
156:44
because you know it's like all red when
156:45
you just have it for like a week or two
156:47
and like our reactions like [ __ ] yeah
156:49
that guy's like you know like he did it
156:50
you can see where his hair like you can
156:52
see where the red was like he took it
156:53
from like back here to like properly and
156:56
me and marisa's reaction was just like
156:57
[ __ ] yeah dude you go
156:59
it's really cool it's cool to see like
157:01
you know i think someone i think it was
157:03
probably [ __ ] woody on pka i think he
157:05
said like it's crazy what you can do now
157:07
where you can essentially just like
157:09
let's say you wanted to buy a new car
157:10
right you wanted to buy this brand new
157:12
[ __ ] 30 000 car and you're a bold guy
157:15
or like you're losing some of your hair
157:17
he just goes like just get a [ __ ] 10
157:19
20 000 car and get your hair back you
157:22
know
157:23
like it's not a very expensive procedure
157:25
it's like five ten thousand dollars it's
157:27
definitely an amount of money you could
157:29
get if you really were concerned about
157:31
it but like especially by the time you'd
157:34
start to lose your hair like 40 50 years
157:36
old something like that you can
157:37
definitely get your hair back with that
157:40
it's crazy modern medicine bro
157:42
anyway
157:44
embrace bolding hell yeah
157:46
if you're really concerned about your
157:48
hair sure
157:49
but yeah
157:52
i live 50 minutes from uh from you in
157:54
telford honestly birmingham is pretty
157:55
he's a pretty dark city
157:58
yeah it's not good birmingham's a
157:59
[ __ ] um
158:03
uh
158:04
oh what has happened
158:08
they are wrong if they're saying he's on
158:10
hrt using it by itself is not part of an
158:12
hrt program true
158:14
um
158:16
i think that i know what you mean by the
158:18
way uh amoya when when you say like it's
158:20
used as like a part of uh bowling and
158:23
proud
158:24
challenged
158:27
like i i'm a worry like finasteride i
158:29
think was actually used initially like
158:31
that right like it was supposed to be oh
158:33
i think it was initially
158:35
it was always used as a men's like uh
158:37
hair thing same thing it's used for now
158:39
but i remember it i i remember someone
158:40
saying it was used as like a [ __ ]
158:43
a testosterone i don't think it was ever
158:44
a testosterone blocker though
158:47
that's my thing i think i i know what
158:48
you mean by like it was used in a
158:50
program like that but like
158:52
it's not like what it's supposed to be
158:54
used as you know
158:56
anyway
159:00
it is a prostate medicine used in dosage
159:02
one milligram hairless [ __ ] what
159:04
finasteride definitely isn't
159:07
should try fentanyl had in the hospital
159:09
really strong drug i don't wanna
159:11
uh bowling and
159:12
proudly follicly challenged
159:15
nice
159:19
oh what happened there
159:23
[Music]
159:24
oh [ __ ] the mods are competing with each
159:26
other
159:27
i'm in finasteride now as part of my hrt
159:30
regiment yeah but why not just take a
159:32
regular testosterone blocker instead of
159:34
finasteride it doesn't do the same thing
159:38
and it's like dht
159:41
[Music]
159:42
anyway
159:44
get yourself some jamaican black castor
159:47
oil sheets good to thicken hairs and
159:49
make them grow faster by the way yes
159:52
meenox makes you grow hair everywhere
159:54
like a [ __ ] bear i don't mind
159:57
though because my beard looks so good
159:59
now
160:01
yeah
160:02
it's not that's not my bag
160:04
but
160:04
i just googled it after you flashed your
160:07
ears just now we don't have enough non
160:10
ear picks
160:11
please
160:13
wait what ears you need ears
160:19
i didn't think that would be a thing
160:20
that you guys are into i see my ears all
160:22
the time nothing special about him wait
160:24
hold on
160:38
what do you what do you think boys
160:54
you said non-earpix no no he said we
160:57
don't have enough brackets none like we
161:00
have non earpix
161:08
where does the female hairline start by
161:11
the way like you see this here
161:14
what is this [ __ ] do i shave this what
161:16
do i do with that where does it start
161:19
does it start there like do i get rid of
161:21
this
161:23
what do i do with that
161:24
i don't know what i do with that
161:27
it doesn't look bad now but like what do
161:29
i do with that
161:30
i don't know what i do with that
161:34
usually leave it growing
161:35
i see that's weird you wouldn't want to
161:37
have long hair in front of your ears
161:41
it's odd to me what do i do with that
161:43
althea boy
161:47
thank you for the completely new insult
161:49
actually i've never heard that one
161:50
before elfia boy hey come here elf here
161:53
little [ __ ] little alfie a little [ __ ]
161:55
piss baby little piece of [ __ ] come here
161:57
little elf boy
161:59
that's funny that's a new insult to tell
162:00
the people if you don't like him come
162:02
here elf boy
162:08
[ __ ]
162:09
yeah
162:10
we're horny for any body part good to
162:12
know
162:14
sell it on ebay
162:18
hello freckles are they natural no i'm
162:21
tricking you
162:23
cause i because i know you like freckles
162:24
so much i'm tricking you
162:27
anyway
162:28
don't think anyone's done elbows yet
162:31
look at them red boys look at that look
162:34
at that [ __ ]
162:36
good old weenis
162:38
settle down elf boy
162:43
elf boy
162:44
elf boy gives high wasted man with
162:46
feminine hips vibes
162:50
that's not me
162:53
why is makeup check always off because
162:56
what's the point in it
162:57
the feminine looking legolas
163:00
i need to i do have those elfies
163:02
somewhere i don't know where i put them
163:03
though
163:04
have them somewhere though
163:08
reflection none muscles
163:13
look at how big my arms are chat look
163:15
how giant these muscles are look at that
163:18
see this
163:19
these some big giant muscles chat
163:23
how we good
163:28
i mean
163:29
i can trick you into thinking my arms
163:30
are actually quite big like
163:32
if i like hold on let me make
163:35
master of proportions
163:36
[Music]
163:40
this sounds like a good moment to find
163:42
some limoncello my sweet sweet females
163:45
possibly
163:48
there you go mom looks a bit bigger and
163:50
proportionate now
163:51
but ah
163:52
can't do it
163:55
not really working yeah close close if
163:58
you compare me to [ __ ] hulk hogan i'm
164:00
not really winning
164:01
the rock i don't really stand a chance
164:03
against arm size but you know for the
164:05
average woman i'm doing okay
164:08
i'm just your average elf boy i'm just
164:11
traveling average little elf boy little
164:13
little [ __ ] hell yeah look at these
164:16
ears look at these elf boil oh good lord
164:18
we'll have him first what the [ __ ] is
164:20
this pole the mods have done
164:22
heat death of the universe the ear
164:24
piercing one of the walks
164:26
okay
164:28
do these are some model moves
164:34
okay
164:35
let me see what lemoncello
164:38
no one ever gives me [ __ ] about [ __ ]
164:40
oh you haven't looked up lemoncello yet
164:41
but the [ __ ] the
164:43
death of the universe
164:52
500 milliliters
164:55
i can get that
164:56
oh or
164:57
luxado
164:59
luxado luxado lemoncello look here
165:03
70 centiliters
165:05
oh 20 pounds
165:08
goddamn i get it on prime
165:10
they or they're slightly more expensive
165:13
palini palini
165:15
palin palini lemoncello liquid
165:22
which one do i get
165:24
which one do i
165:26
get don't know which one i get but i'm
165:29
gonna get one of them
165:32
panini
165:34
panini
165:35
it's palini
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palini the most expensive one is like
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two pounds more than the least expensive
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one
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i'll get the most expensive one then
165:44
let's go i'm gonna get the pelini it
165:46
does look cool it's got a nice little
165:49
bottle
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uh
165:51
all right let's do it subscribe why
165:53
would i [ __ ] subscribe to this [ __ ]
165:55
what's it's like alcohol percentage
165:57
26.
165:59
okay that's not bad
166:01
so do you just like you this is like a
166:03
thing you mix and stuff right like you
166:05
make like [ __ ] if i make like a
166:07
lemonade and [ __ ] i want to have a lemon
166:09
flavored liqueur
166:10
or something or like a mango drink a
166:12
little bit of lemon in there a little
166:13
bit of tang a little bit of alcohol you
166:14
know something like that i don't know
166:16
maybe my passion fruit they should go
166:18
great with that give it a little bit of
166:20
spice get a little bit of a little
166:22
passion fruit in that that'd be nice
166:24
you drink it straight
166:28
but it's a liqueur
166:31
odd
166:33
did i say i was going to order anything
166:34
else off amazon i did concealer
166:39
[Music]
166:42
okay
166:43
concealer also i'm gonna order some
166:45
[ __ ] some more of those like fillets
166:47
fillets corn filler ear piercing kit off
166:50
amazon
166:51
walk safety vest
166:55
quit being a little could be quite being
166:57
so uh being so [ __ ]
166:59
temper temper stop being like that dude
167:03
stop being the way that you are
167:05
i don't like it
167:08
and i'm also gonna get uh what's it
167:10
called i've been meaning to get
167:11
different
167:13
i've been meaning to get a do a new uh
167:15
contour thing kit
167:18
sleek contour
167:21
okay
167:23
so
167:24
uh which one did i get
167:26
not any of these
167:28
where the [ __ ] is my one
167:33
where the [ __ ] is my one they're not
167:35
[ __ ] stalk it anymore dude
167:38
i just went on it and amazon just yeah
167:40
amazon's just short circuiting whenever
167:42
i do this what the hell
167:44
chastity belt nice good idea
167:47
absolute vodka does a passion fruit mix
167:50
i know it's so [ __ ] good
167:53
it's so [ __ ] good
167:56
i know they do
167:57
it's so good
167:59
it's really good
168:00
um i like it a lot
168:04
i do
168:05
um
168:08
i do like it a lot i have it um
168:13
okay
168:15
i'm gonna buy a new contour thing this
168:17
is a different thing though which is a
168:18
little bit annoying
168:19
um but yeah no it's so [ __ ] good uh
168:21
they
168:22
it's
168:23
i had it once and i haven't found it
168:25
since
168:26
it works so well in everything too
168:30
absolutely his weakness vodka what the
168:31
[ __ ] no it's pretty good i mean listen
168:34
dude i'm not exactly like an aficionado
168:36
or anything
168:37
but it's pretty good lime cape oh good
168:40
idea [ __ ] i just bought this though
168:42
i'm just going to buy some lime like
168:44
just chat you got my bananas and if rose
168:47
say no we right by sfx makeup so we can
168:50
get a zombie bunny girl stream tomorrow
168:53
no
168:54
no i'm just not doing that
169:09
okay
169:10
lime dude i'm gonna get myself a bit of
169:12
lime wool on lime wall like just a lime
169:16
mommy milkers off
169:20
no i didn't actually [ __ ]
169:22
i dude i haven't i'm gonna do it after
169:24
this stream though
169:25
i've got so much time to kill i'm gonna
169:27
try and like get a nap in because gotta
169:28
be in london
169:31
anyway
169:32
uh i'm gonna be in london tomorrow
169:35
at like 8 a.m i don't know what the [ __ ]
169:36
i'm gonna do though
169:38
ugh uh what's up finn not much thanks
169:42
xbox criminal for the check-in by a
169:44
nostalgia body pillow why the [ __ ]
169:46
i'm not so why do you think i do you
169:49
think i'm gay because that would be that
169:51
would be gay right that's a man
169:54
what do you mean
169:56
why would i why would i do that chat
169:58
what do you think i what what
170:02
what the [ __ ] that's the wrong thing
170:05
what are you what what the [ __ ] who
170:07
would do that who what sort of person
170:10
chat was right you can mix it or you can
170:13
drink it straight it's a digestive so
170:16
it's often drank just before or after a
170:18
meal but i like just drinking some at
170:20
random moments cause it's a good flavor
170:23
to taste
170:24
fair enough
170:26
i'd mix it with that passion fruit thing
170:27
i've got from
170:29
aussie land almost leaked your whole
170:31
google search history there
170:32
yeah
170:34
what is on my google search history
170:37
if it's not that bad i'll read it out
170:41
uh
170:45
how can i find it oh history
170:49
okay
170:51
women's sleeveless lumberjack shirt
170:55
that's nothing hold on
170:59
so it's basically been amazon
171:02
uh call me chris on youtube
171:05
uh kimchi's page on the dream smp wiki
171:09
uh my test page for a website i'm
171:12
working on
171:13
script hook v which is a gta 5 like
171:17
essentially forge
171:19
um
171:20
and then patreon
171:22
for sneaky's nudes
171:25
um
171:26
and then a house thing
171:28
and then a fighter
171:30
jet nothing weird
171:33
uh so yeah nothing too bad nothing no i
171:36
would say nothing out the ordinary for
171:37
the general day-to-day user of anything
171:45
and that's literally everything i read
171:47
out every single one look i can even
171:49
prove it
171:50
can i
171:55
i can
171:56
oh no that's recently closed that's not
171:58
even just my history but then my history
171:59
is just like a bunch of youtube links
172:01
if i go into my history it's just like
172:02
youtube youtube amazon amazon twitter
172:05
corn corn 17 times
172:08
i thought it'd be a lot better
172:10
anyway
172:12
uh what fighter jet the f-35b
172:16
i think
172:17
i'm remembering that right let's see
172:20
the
172:21
history
172:22
f-35b
172:26
i can't say why
172:27
i'm gonna buy one i mean what toyota
172:30
lemon yellow like a little cello a
172:32
mellow cello for this mellow fellow
172:34
please stop sending letters to my aunt
172:37
sorry for the eight-year-old reference
172:39
probably like two people will get
172:43
yeah no i got nothing
172:47
beauty
172:48
hello do you like weezer
172:51
i like uh funky's
172:53
uh
172:54
i like funky's uh what's it called d
172:56
monetized again song which is a play on
172:59
weezer draw me to play it for you
173:01
i mean i i don't know it's there i'm not
173:02
going to say it or sing it or anything
173:06
[Music]
173:08
there you go demonetized again great
173:10
[ __ ] song it's on a playlist look at
173:12
this [ __ ]
173:14
it's a thing of a weezer song
173:17
but it's technically
173:24
i can't believe what i see yeah it's a
173:26
thing of a weezer song it's actually
173:28
pretty good i think he does the ending
173:30
verse which is actually the main song
173:33
[Music]
173:36
very nice he's a nice guy too but yeah i
173:38
like that one that's a pretty solid song
173:41
uh i looked into the original one didn't
173:43
like it
173:46
i think that his cover is a better
173:47
version of that song i'm not a fan of
173:49
weezer generally no i'm not a fan of
173:52
their sound is that funky it is
173:55
[ __ ] great [ __ ] anyway
174:01
do you like weezer beauty do you like
174:04
weezer
174:05
what the [ __ ]
174:07
where to go for a walk-in but jesus
174:09
stuff
174:10
stop
174:11
god damn it
174:13
every [ __ ] time
174:16
oh my god
174:19
i've got on your page
174:22
what the [ __ ] is this
174:29
that's cursed as all hell
174:33
that's cursed is all hell
174:35
why'd you do that to me would i have to
174:37
sit there and see this
174:39
what what is this down here
174:41
oh is that the [ __ ] mom out of
174:44
[ __ ]
174:45
no
174:45
not mom cody [ __ ] what's up what's it
174:48
what who the [ __ ] is that what disney
174:50
channel ass character is that
174:53
who is that
174:55
you know what i'm on about right who the
174:56
[ __ ] is that what is that what is that
174:58
character the sports coach
175:00
out of something in disney channel
175:03
oh god i don't know
175:04
anyway
175:05
[Music]
175:08
if it has a cheese fetish is the reason
175:10
you don't fulfill responsibilities like
175:12
earrings or walks because you've never
175:14
had a real job
175:20
i hit too close to home
175:22
i've had a real job
175:24
kind of
175:26
i've had a real job glee i've now
175:28
watched glee
175:29
no there's she did something else on
175:31
like disney channel
175:32
same actress i recognize her from disney
175:35
channel not not glee
175:37
she did something on disney channel
175:39
[ __ ] zack and cody or some [ __ ]
175:41
anyway
175:42
um
175:43
so
175:45
lasted three days yeah i had a real job
175:47
i did um what's it called
175:53
[ __ ]
175:54
have i ever had a real job i don't think
175:56
i've ever had a real job i think i've
175:58
had a real job
176:01
i've never had a real job
176:03
look my screams my streams are scuffed i
176:06
100 agree they probably are
176:08
what the [ __ ]
176:10
you've played minecraft once
176:13
uh oh no where you've played minecraft a
176:15
lot holy [ __ ] you've played a lot of
176:17
minecraft
176:19
origin how are you in the origin smp bug
176:22
yeah maybe i oh my god what the [ __ ]
176:25
joker cosplay
176:30
that's horrified 101 youth ledgers in my
176:33
stream you looking nice
176:35
have a good stream thank you
176:38
thanks for the that's dollars
176:40
oh 101 in total oh okay i thought you i
176:42
thought it said ten anyway i am he he
176:45
nice nice one heath
176:48
good [ __ ]
176:49
whatever
176:51
and i just can't i believe
176:58
is my mind short-circuited and i forgot
176:59
that you were minx just a minx what the
177:01
hell i treat everything finn says or
177:03
promised like everyone else in my life
177:06
it's not happening until it happens
177:08
anything said before is meaningless that
177:10
way i avoid disappointment because i do
177:13
not care anymore
177:17
mink's like
177:19
uh
177:23
no this is funny
177:28
oh they could be sisters it's the it
177:30
goes along with the scuff makeup i like
177:31
it
177:32
um
177:35
okay it is it's origin s p oh yeah good
177:37
[ __ ]
177:39
hell yeah have you ever died in
177:41
minecraft before i bet you i bet you
177:43
have
177:44
i bet you oh wait you play minecraft
177:46
hold on you wanna see this [ __ ] you
177:47
wanna see an invention hey beauty you
177:48
still here look at this look what i made
177:50
chat i promise i'm not going back to
177:52
minecraft i just want to show the
177:53
minecraft person what i did look what i
177:55
made
177:56
i'm good with redstone it's a big old
177:57
cannon it shoots a bunch of arrows onto
177:59
a trapdoor that opens and [ __ ] blasts
178:01
them all
178:03
and it one shots you
178:05
if you're in prop 4 netherright armor
178:10
just so you know it almost killed a
178:12
wither in one hit yo it's so based bro
178:16
this [ __ ] is dope kills [ __ ] iron
178:18
golems
178:19
look at this [ __ ]
178:21
can we get a mumpkin
178:23
look at this
178:25
what's this iron golem is a bit of a
178:28
test run
178:30
oh [ __ ] he's dying how did you find the
178:32
right concealer shade for you trial and
178:35
error or some other method from sneaky
178:38
main private crossdresser much love x
178:41
what the [ __ ] is this dude doing uh i
178:44
mean i just did like try on effort i
178:46
just tried an effort i knew that i would
178:47
i had the lightest skin tone possible i
178:50
only have ever had one concealer before
178:52
this
178:53
and i just knew i had the lightest skin
178:55
tone entirely possible and that thing
178:57
just [ __ ] died
178:59
dude
179:02
that thing one shots you in prop 4
179:04
neither right iron golem no [ __ ] shot
179:06
that thing could kill techno blade he
179:08
ain't speedy enough i think could kill
179:10
anything and it's not even that bad of a
179:12
cannon to make it shit's easy i'm a
179:14
redstone god
179:18
i'm so proud thank you
179:19
redstone god like bro
179:22
i need to get into the origin smp so i
179:24
can build cannons at everyone
179:27
anyway
179:28
projectile protection ah see it got me
179:31
to see with my with the previous form of
179:33
the cannon i'll set it up while i'm
179:34
talking as the previous form of the
179:36
cannon it got me down to one heart in
179:38
netherright projectile protection for
179:40
armor so i'll try it i'll try it against
179:42
projectile protection now now that it's
179:44
better
179:46
but anyway
179:47
in the meantime i will continue talking
179:49
while i'm doing this
179:50
shut up what the [ __ ]
179:54
is this i've gathered the minecraft boys
179:56
what i'm okay
179:58
i'm giving you
180:00
i'm giving you protection i'm giving you
180:03
queen vibes
180:06
all right let me put a block behind me
180:08
all right
180:09
i promise this is not going to become a
180:10
minecraft stream i'm just trying to
180:12
impress people give me a minute let me
180:13
get this copy pasted
180:15
all right
180:17
[ __ ] bunk okay run over here run over
180:19
here run over here and
180:21
survival
180:23
oh one heart [ __ ] one heart
180:25
projectile protection four nether right
180:27
with a cup dude
180:29
if i added like one piece of extra tnt
180:32
to this one row of extra tnt it would
180:34
genuinely one shot you
180:36
that is [ __ ] insane
180:39
see now i just want to do this
180:42
anyway
180:44
f3 f4 f4
180:50
what the [ __ ]
180:56
this was a thing the entire time and no
180:58
what the [ __ ] how did i not know that
181:01
what the [ __ ]
181:02
could i not know that
181:06
what the hell
181:09
i'm peeved
181:11
i'm significantly peeved dude okay never
181:14
mind
181:17
anyway
181:19
what the [ __ ] what's the number
181:21
wait what
181:27
what what that was so specific i'm i'm
181:29
so confused why
181:30
why
181:32
i don't get it what how did you grow
181:34
your hair out luke swag i just waited
181:37
a time
181:39
it's a palindrome
181:42
i don't know what a palindrome is
181:48
what are you guys stupid
181:50
what are you guys stupid of course i
181:52
don't know what a palindrome is what are
181:53
you stupid
181:57
oh [ __ ]
181:58
well i messed up a bunch of redstone
182:03
why why they didn't why would i know
182:05
what a palindrome is what is that when a
182:07
word works forwards and backwards
182:11
yeah nice um
182:13
what the [ __ ] beanie beanie i'm confused
182:18
i don't know what's going on anymore
182:20
i'm too busy playing the craft
182:23
too busy doing king [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on
182:26
added one extra row
182:28
i added one extra row to this and i
182:31
really want to know if it's gonna like
182:32
[ __ ] me up or not oh okay all right if
182:34
it kill if this kills me i'm gonna do an
182:36
extra thing i'm gonna get a god apple
182:39
oop
182:40
i'm gonna get an enchanted golden apple
182:42
right and then see if i can chug that
182:43
and see if it still kills me let me just
182:45
see if it's like
182:47
oh [ __ ]
182:49
okay i'm on full health all right
182:52
bunk
182:55
okay let's go
182:57
okay that worked all right
183:02
okay so that worked pretty well um i
183:04
exploded
183:06
[Laughter]
183:08
oh i've created a thing
183:11
okay so now i'm gonna chug a gapple
183:14
right and what that does that gives me
183:15
like resistance and everything like that
183:17
and absorption
183:19
i want to see if it kills me still now
183:24
okay i still got it all
183:26
oh wait what
183:29
she didn't even touch me what the [ __ ]
183:32
i'm so that i am incredibly confused
183:37
okay
183:40
no i've missed it
183:42
i'm so [ __ ] i'm very proud of this
183:44
creation thank you
183:47
i'll receive my medal
183:48
through the mail
183:51
why did it turn me into [ __ ]
183:55
how'd that like just not touch me though
183:57
two days ago you said you wanted to wear
183:59
a beanie on today's stream
184:04
i lied
184:07
oh [ __ ] i did oh [ __ ] i didn't wear a
184:09
beanie i did say that that's true
184:14
that [ __ ] is not touching me dude
184:19
is it because it gives me that many
184:21
hearts and the absorption
184:22
dude i need to make this thing more
184:24
powerful
184:25
cool so it does like ah
184:28
okay
184:29
neat i need to add more stuff
184:33
it's removing the gold hearts yeah the
184:34
absorb the absorption hearts you have
184:36
resistance on i know i'm just wondering
184:38
why it's like it was it was interesting
184:39
that it was just that it was interesting
184:41
that it did exactly that many to me
184:44
anyway
184:45
cool i i should add more
184:48
i could [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] around with
184:50
it because i have like a different
184:52
system where i can make the thing really
184:53
long it's just a bit harder to pull off
184:59
anyway
185:01
[ __ ] around find out
185:04
[ __ ] around find out there we are
185:06
we're losing him to minecraft dude
185:08
how long is this stream going on three
185:10
hours i'm so happy to just make
185:12
sure
185:13
uh
185:15
my actions long uh
185:19
[ __ ] i don't even know the wording
185:26
i'm seeing if i can just quickly get on
185:27
like google images and [ __ ] and just see
185:29
if i can i remember the exact layout of
185:31
it all
185:33
ah i forgot how to do it
185:41
his is laid out so weirdly but i think
185:43
it's like this
185:45
anyway
185:46
how are you today i'm doing very well
185:47
thank you for asking oh my god
185:51
that's so nice of you
185:53
so he's done three
185:55
how [ __ ] weird
185:59
to
186:01
anyway
186:02
let me show you what i'm doing
186:05
[ __ ]
186:08
so in theory this is gonna replace this
186:10
tiny little boy here this group of six
186:13
pistons are going to be replaced by this
186:15
thing and it should make it way more
186:16
compact and nice
186:18
in theory
186:20
but it also just couldn't do that at all
186:22
either you've got me on this like
186:24
[ __ ]
186:26
kick now
186:30
so
186:31
in theory i forgot what the delays were
186:34
between them
186:36
entirely
186:38
i don't remember
186:39
um
186:44
i think it was just the one
186:47
change cataract do you wanna do you
186:48
wanna actually okay do you wanna
186:49
actually just change color this is just
186:50
gonna become a mean [ __ ] running
186:52
minecraft stream
186:54
fine i'm gonna [ __ ] around in minecraft
186:56
then let me change the category to
186:57
minecraft
186:59
where's my
187:00
chat there we go
187:01
pause you go to you
187:04
actually playing minecraft we're
187:05
actually gonna go play minecraft
187:07
minecraft thank you
187:09
okay there we go
187:12
we're changed to minecraft baby let's go
187:14
all right
187:16
i think it might be just one tick
187:19
and then just this please for the love
187:21
of god stop saying anyway after every
187:24
sentence anyway i'm gonna go do this
187:28
uh let me just make sure that this would
187:30
actually function
187:35
i remember how long it compresses it for
187:38
so i'm just gonna do this
187:41
uh i don't think it's that long actually
187:44
but
187:45
in theory there's like a bit of
187:47
minecraft physics i can exploit a little
187:49
bit if you want dude let me know if you
187:50
just want me to bail on this just so i
187:52
can impress you with my tnt knowledge
187:54
for a minute because i can make a cannon
187:56
that's really really cool
187:57
for my beloved i think full screen stone
188:00
they don't blow up
188:02
would you look at this
188:04
damn right baby we got full screen
188:06
unlocked
188:07
look at this [ __ ]
188:09
[ __ ] pro
188:11
they have no idea what i can do
188:15
bigger bobs
188:19
mid playing minecraft big bobs i think
188:21
you need big bobs now
188:23
me too buddy me too
188:27
see i don't remember how much i can set
188:29
off here
188:30
now could i just make a big redstone
188:32
line yes but i want to know exactly how
188:34
much i can set off down to the tick
188:38
[Music]
188:42
hey rose take a moment to ponder over
188:44
what you've earned today
188:48
that's right you earn the same amount of
188:50
money that some people earn for a
188:52
month's worth of labor slash
188:55
also doing my part again hell yeah i
188:57
won't let the gm's done
189:00
hell yeah i did hell yeah i did
189:04
oh does that not work anymore
189:08
no
189:10
what the [ __ ]
189:11
okay so it's good to know that bug was
189:13
patched
189:14
what the [ __ ]
189:18
my cannon
189:20
my cannon it almost worked though
189:23
okay well fine i guess that's not a bug
189:25
that works anymore in this version of
189:27
minecraft
189:30
that makes things so much more annoying
189:32
i'll just do that
189:37
but then i've gotta power it weirdly
189:40
i don't wanna
189:46
this is so scuffed
189:48
it's still gonna work though
189:50
okay [ __ ] it that'll work
189:52
funk bunk
189:53
oh well i mean [ __ ] it let's just see if
189:55
this functions
189:58
there we go okay
190:00
so that technically worked
190:03
do that and then this is pretty much
190:05
functioning and bam let's see if this
190:07
compresses the tnt correctly this is a
190:09
much more difficult thing
190:12
than it seems yeah see how it all spread
190:14
out it shouldn't have done that
190:22
oh but that worked
190:24
it should holy [ __ ] that compressed the
190:26
entire row holy [ __ ]
190:28
look at that so this is compressing all
190:31
that tnt down into just one block
190:33
there look at that cool ah yes this is
190:37
what i am here for wait why am i here
190:42
thank you
190:43
i can make the effect a bit more
190:45
pronounced we're here for the minecraft
190:47
tnt physics show
190:50
can't see donald bar does it need to be
190:53
moved on top of game window it does also
190:56
it actually it doesn't even exist
190:58
oh wait it's not on look at this hold on
191:00
ah there it is nice i'm so good i'm so
191:03
[ __ ] good at minecraft and twitch oh
191:05
my god i'm so good at minecraft and
191:06
twitch one is that all is that all
191:09
functioning
191:12
no it's only going up to there okay
191:14
well i can go
191:15
[Music]
191:16
one two three four five six seven eight
191:20
nine ten 11 well actually
191:24
i can do let's see if i can actually do
191:26
all of it if i just like
191:32
did that
191:35
instead
191:38
um and then let's do that or something
191:40
it gives it a bit more range
191:46
funny how minecraft you can just because
191:47
the rubbish at insta though
191:50
suck my balls
191:53
i can i'm good at it there we go okay
191:56
that's all of it let's see
191:59
almost
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okay so that was the issue with the very
192:02
end one i think if we didn't have this
192:04
very end piece
192:06
it would work fine
192:09
actually maybe not that last one
192:12
yeah not that last one okay not you
192:15
can't get away with you
192:18
if i had a [ __ ] ton more power here
192:19
maybe but
192:24
and start having an issue
192:26
i think i need more power there
192:28
generally what the [ __ ]
192:31
wait
192:32
is this minecraft on twitch just rose is
192:34
my main job now copium
192:37
oh yeah
192:39
what just happened there
192:42
okay well that what the [ __ ] just
192:43
happened there
192:45
it's like missing tnt or some [ __ ]
192:50
what just happened there what the [ __ ] i
192:52
disabled like one thing and then it
192:53
didn't work anymore
192:55
and it wasn't even the bit that should
192:56
have been
192:58
bad
193:00
oh now it works
193:01
what the [ __ ]
193:03
what the [ __ ] is going on
193:06
okay well i mean so that's currently
193:08
what's happening oh i know why
193:10
that's why
193:15
oh because that's still [ __ ]
193:16
activating that's why
193:20
interesting
193:24
did i just accidentally get it right
193:27
the first time
193:31
i got it right the first time okay [ __ ]
193:33
it okay this is exactly how much tnt i
193:35
can compress with that compared to this
193:38
right
193:39
this is uh six blocks long this is like
193:41
double one two three four five six one
193:44
two three four five six seven eight nine
193:48
okay so it's a lot more and then i can
193:50
just do that easy bigger long cannon
193:52
very compact and then i can shoot an
193:54
arrow [ __ ] miles
193:58
rose much better at minecraft than
193:59
finches winning mcc team yeah they don't
194:01
approach me for my redstone knowledge
194:03
listen this is my application to any of
194:05
the various smps that are out there
194:08
take me on boys i'm down i'm [ __ ] i'm
194:12
here
194:13
i can do so much for you i am a
194:16
minecraft wizard extraordinaire i can do
194:20
i can build redstone machines i can
194:22
build a cannon that shoots [ __ ]
194:24
light years dude and you have no idea
194:26
you have no idea
194:28
um
194:29
i can build a light light speed cannon
194:32
you'll see i can shoot an arrow at
194:33
[ __ ] mach 5.
194:38
and they say girls aren't good at video
194:40
games
194:43
well
194:44
i dress as a girl to change that
194:46
i dress as a woman to do two things to
194:48
prove that women are good at video games
194:50
and to close the gender wage gap
194:58
and i'm doing a good job crossover of
195:00
the century
195:12
there we go
195:15
let's do it all in uh glass actually
195:19
okay so we're gonna need
195:21
one two three one
195:23
two three
195:24
[ __ ] what three
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one two
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one two
195:30
ah this is like just back just like back
195:32
in the day where i used to be doing a
195:33
bunch of [ __ ] redstone cannoning
195:35
board cunning [ __ ] it's so nice this is
195:38
scratching my brain i'm all about
195:40
education edu
195:43
about
195:44
educational content here on the finster
195:46
channel
195:48
i'm surprised this works as well as it
195:50
does how scuffed it is
195:53
educational
195:56
let me do two ticks yeah
195:59
and i just [ __ ] bam bam that looks so
196:02
[ __ ] stupid it's gonna work though
196:05
uh wait how are you placing dispensers
196:07
already full of tnt it's called an mbt
196:08
tag so you place a
196:11
if you place the dispenser down with all
196:12
the put all the tnt in it and then you
196:14
hold control and then you middle click
196:16
it it gets to that the more scuff the
196:18
better hell yeah so now that that's done
196:20
i just have to build all of this [ __ ]
196:22
and then hook it all up
196:24
um i'm only going to do it this height
196:26
so i am not going to change the height
196:28
of the can on anything
196:31
i end goal of this i one shot another
196:33
dragon i one shot an ender dragon
196:36
uh that's the end goal if i can one shot
196:38
an ender dragon with my arrow with a
196:40
[ __ ] arrow
196:42
i think i beat the game i want to beat
196:44
the game can i slap i can slash summon
196:46
an end dragon right and if i put him in
196:48
a big bedrock box he ain't going to get
196:50
out
196:50
some edumacation
196:56
so the only issue with these sorts of
196:58
cannons is uh you powering them
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so
197:01
what i've done here is like a lattice of
197:03
uh glowstone and and this it has to look
197:06
like that or else you get some funky
197:07
business with dispensers and most of
197:10
cannoning is all about just [ __ ] most
197:12
of redstone is all about just
197:14
consistency that's on one tick
197:16
so doing something like this actually
197:19
helps with that makes no sense you'd
197:20
think you just do them flat but that's
197:22
not true
197:23
you can get away with doing quite a lot
197:25
of cool stuff like this
197:27
also it's able to be very compressed
197:30
like staggering them
197:33
there we go
197:34
i want to one shot myself with a gapple
197:36
and then i want to one shot and end a
197:38
dragon
197:40
and then that's like that's i think how
197:42
i how i win
197:44
okay
197:46
now if i had world at it i could
197:48
probably do this a lot faster but still
197:50
yeah i gotta work on low-tech bases
197:52
today i've only got
197:55
what's it called
197:59
oh
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[ __ ] that's the one what i sound like
198:02
one of those like
198:03
what did i sound like one of those uh
198:05
what are they called those things that
198:06
you wave around like a pipe they go
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[Music]
198:10
i'm losing my [ __ ] mind now
198:15
i'm losing my [ __ ] mind dealing with
198:17
this machine
198:18
ah okay right
198:23
dude i could build you some crazy [ __ ]
198:25
now that i've got this much power in one
198:27
place i could like uh i could build you
198:29
a laser gun no [ __ ] i could build you a
198:32
laser gun i could make this thing an
198:33
attachable laser gun
198:35
if you really are dude i'm so down to
198:37
just make this a purely minecraft stream
198:40
and just build [ __ ]
198:41
oh
198:43
my dream
198:45
my dream of becoming a minecraft
198:46
streamer might be complete today
198:49
okay
198:51
all right
198:53
oh [ __ ] i just clicked a repeater there
198:55
you are can't be doing that if i have a
198:57
repeater that's either not there or on
199:00
the wrong delay it's gonna [ __ ] up the
199:01
system it's gonna be less efficient it's
199:03
going to mess up like four dispensers
199:05
around it then if you've got wasted
199:06
space in the system
199:08
okay done it's filled with tnt it's
199:10
filled uh i did just need to hook it up
199:13
from this thing
199:15
bam let's do two repeaters of the way
199:19
let's do two yeah we'll need three
199:22
i might even be able to get away with
199:23
one because the thing's so low down
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maybe
199:28
oh but also powering it
199:30
[ __ ] okay let's fill it with water and
199:32
then we'll do a powering test [ __ ] what
199:34
i do that for
199:36
okay
199:39
i'll get it up with water as soon as i
199:41
can make sure that it's not going to
199:42
blow up we can start [ __ ] around with
199:44
it a little bit more you start messing
199:46
around start playing some video games
199:49
but until i know it's not going to blow
199:51
up on me i'm not going to test my luck
199:53
so that can't be that
199:56
that's going to be a block
199:59
leave that there okay
200:01
um
200:02
so it's done now
200:06
uh now i just need a button let's use a
200:07
black button i look cool okay bam
200:11
i think we should be good let's see if
200:13
it compresses it
200:15
it does it [ __ ] nice
200:19
can we get a poggers in chat boys can we
200:22
get a pog champ maybe
200:25
[ __ ] yeah we got a
200:26
we got a working cannon okay
200:28
so that's that this whole compression
200:30
system works it's good it's like three
200:32
times the amount of tnt we're solid
200:35
okay
200:36
hell yeah okay the [ __ ] railgun is
200:39
almost done we gotta hook up uh
200:42
the arrow system now which is pretty
200:45
easy
200:46
he says lying
200:49
um
200:51
oh wait actually i didn't even realize
200:53
is this all powering on holy [ __ ] it's
200:57
all getting power damn okay neat
201:01
that's even less of an issue to worry
201:03
about nice
201:05
and then let's grab let's pull some
201:06
redstone signal from here
201:08
let's go up here and that's [ __ ] done
201:12
this is done
201:13
i've successfully converted the arrow
201:15
shooter into like a way more powerful
201:17
version of itself i want to watch it
201:18
from underneath look at this
201:21
the tnt from under
201:27
nice
201:29
it's [ __ ] working
201:31
okay let's see if i can like let's see
201:32
if i can hit a target real quick
201:35
so let's see if we can hit you
201:37
it shouldn't have too much spread but
201:40
yeah
201:42
let's go so by the way the multiple
201:45
arrows is for no other reason to just
201:49
make sure that one arrow goes in the
201:50
right direction because there's such a
201:52
randomness chance of dispensers i'm just
201:54
trying to do that you trying to destroy
201:56
dude
201:58
i'm not even
201:59
as long as one arrow hits the target
202:01
it's good
202:02
you got to think about this as not
202:04
firing 10 arrows or something you got to
202:06
think of it like is toggle downfall not
202:08
a command
202:10
my god i'm in the old days
202:12
do i do more damage the faster they go
202:15
see that's what i'm testing out i
202:16
believe so
202:18
so now we can do a test i've got my
202:20
projectile protection i've got a golden
202:21
apple effect on
202:24
let's hook up a bit of redstone over
202:26
here
202:27
so i can do whoops
202:30
uh i think here is going to be the best
202:32
place we can go in
202:33
so i'm going to grab
202:35
a redstone signal from all the way over
202:37
here
202:38
i'm just going to make a big line
202:40
down here so i can press the button a
202:42
bit more easily
202:43
for the test runs
202:44
obviously i don't have any explosive
202:46
going off down here so i'm safe
202:49
okay and then let's grab a button
202:51
put button there
202:55
[ __ ] i don't remember i wasn't
202:56
counting how many piece of redstone so
202:58
i'm just gonna like
202:59
randomly slap repeaters on it
203:03
okay and then a repeater there
203:05
and it looks like wannabe one here
203:09
maybe there that's way too short and
203:11
then at least one there
203:13
that's good all right let's go
203:18
oh let's go okay i got my effects
203:23
what the [ __ ]
203:26
what
203:28
what
203:29
how
203:32
is it really doing less damage
203:35
there's no way
203:37
hold on
203:41
something's up
203:42
okay i got my everything on
203:49
it seems the first shot may have been a
203:51
glitch
203:54
holy [ __ ]
203:57
holy [ __ ]
203:59
should we try it on a wither
204:01
that was cool
204:02
that was all netherrite pro projectile
204:05
protection for armor with a golden apple
204:08
like regen
204:09
resistance absorption that was two times
204:12
my usual hearts and a bit
204:15
with projectile protection armor i'm
204:18
gonna shoot this against the wither now
204:21
let's do game rule keep inventory
204:24
uh true there we go that's not how i
204:26
spell that word
204:29
i'm so [ __ ] good at this game
204:32
i hope the origin smp members know that
204:34
i'm so [ __ ] good at this game
204:37
okay
204:38
i wonder if they saw my prowess with
204:40
cannoning
204:42
okay
204:44
let's go
204:45
soul sand
204:47
with a skull
204:51
okay i've made a rail gun
204:55
okay let's set it to
204:56
easy mode let's born a withering well i
204:59
think it was like an iron golem
205:00
bam
205:02
i truthfully by the way no don't mind
205:05
about this it's just a thing that i've
205:06
got lady mod i don't personally think
205:08
that it's actually gonna work is that
205:10
gonna break the button
205:12
yep okay
205:14
did it break one of the block it broke
205:15
some of the blocks of the rail gun
205:16
[ __ ] hell
205:17
okay i'll let that regen hearts a little
205:19
bit
205:30
[Music]
205:35
let's not do that again
205:37
how the [ __ ] did he do that
205:43
my [ __ ] heart my heart
205:45
oh my god i almost cried
205:48
okay
205:50
oh
205:53
how did he do that okay let's just
205:54
figure out the block that it would go
205:56
down
206:00
okay
206:02
so bam
206:04
he's not gonna get through that i hope
206:08
okay
206:09
when he spawns in we should be good it's
206:11
gonna destroy one of the blocks the
206:12
railgun still but still
206:14
bam okay we're good let's see if we can
206:16
one shadow wither
206:19
he doesn't know anything else is here
206:21
come on cannon
206:24
holy [ __ ] we [ __ ] what
206:30
i genuinely didn't think we'd kill that
206:32
wither what the [ __ ] i made a rail gun
206:35
dude
206:37
yo
206:38
can i get a pug champ
206:46
what the hell can i get a poggers
206:49
okay [ __ ] should we try it with an
206:51
energy so it's definitely speed
206:54
it's definitely the speed of the thing
206:56
and by the way this this thing can go
206:57
[ __ ] 20 blocks upwards like this can
207:00
expand
207:02
i i've genuinely made a tried and true
207:04
[ __ ] rail gun
207:07
it's silent imagine you're all the way
207:08
over there
207:10
you'd never hear the [ __ ] tnt like
207:12
you can't hear tnt past like this
207:14
distance
207:16
it's silent i made it i've made a sniper
207:19
rifle
207:20
oh my god okay uh in fact can i like i'm
207:23
gonna reboot minecraft so you can hear
207:25
the absolute enormous amount of tnt
207:28
that's going on so this so my audio
207:30
comes through the right channel
207:32
sniper rifle you made a [ __ ] death
207:34
star
207:35
damn right i did
207:37
okay let's grab a i'm gonna put uh
207:39
optifine on
207:41
what version ah [ __ ] no i'm not
207:43
just going to beat the same version i
207:44
want to [ __ ] with it that's insane dude
207:48
except difficulty to to hard for big
207:50
health weather oh is it does the health
207:53
change i didn't know the weather house
207:54
changes
207:56
oop does finn not read the minecraft
207:58
wiki no
208:00
who the [ __ ] reads minecraft wiki
208:06
try insta damage arrows oh i mean
208:09
there's opportunity to grow
208:12
okay
208:13
i just realized my yeah my gui scale was
208:16
set for a thumbnail
208:18
i'm gonna set it to a bit more normal of
208:20
a thing
208:22
there you go i was wondering why
208:23
everything was so big
208:25
okay
208:26
so
208:28
should we do hard mode see if we can
208:29
kill a hard mode with her i didn't know
208:30
that there was a difference in the
208:32
health okay let's try it
208:34
uh
208:36
all right let's see if we can kill hard
208:38
mode with her
208:41
do you think it's going to go hard mode
208:42
with a champ
208:48
i have my doubts
208:50
i'm not going to lie i have my doubts
208:52
you can add no ai 1b to the end of a
208:55
summon command and the mob won't move or
208:57
attack
208:58
whoa
209:00
not quite [ __ ] hard mode with a beats
209:02
the cannon all right we gotta upgrade it
209:05
interesting hard mode whether i will
209:07
kill you it did get down into at least
209:09
under 20 health
209:11
uh let me just like hit it with a sword
209:13
a bit and see how low it really was
209:16
it can go a little bit further
209:19
yeah this thing is like strong as hell
209:21
okay it got it down into that lower tier
209:24
of the bar of the health bar
209:26
but nothing crazy all right this thing
209:28
needs to get expanded
209:30
and he's not need to do some expansion
209:32
significant expansion
209:34
all right so this block can go one two
209:36
three four five six
209:39
go seven eight nine
209:42
ten f one and then rows is now an
209:44
avengers level threat
209:46
in fact how far is redstone am i stupid
209:48
i is it's either 12 or 15 in my head
209:51
it's 15
209:53
in fact i i definitely sure it's 15 but
209:55
i i can't quite remember
209:58
one two three four five six seven eight
210:01
nine ten eleven twelve oh it's 12 right
210:03
thirteen fourteen fifteen okay fifteen
210:05
we can do fifteen and that works
210:07
diagonally too so twelve thirteen
210:09
fourteen fifteen
210:11
that's how high the cannon can be
210:13
maximum in this like
210:16
in this set thing
210:19
i may need to add a bit of delay to
210:22
these things
210:23
all right let's do it
210:24
[ __ ] jesus
210:28
is this a good idea is this something i
210:30
should be doing is this going to upset
210:32
the minecraft gods
210:35
dream may have pvp but i know how to
210:37
shoot an arrow really quick
210:41
bigger cannon
210:43
you're on the right track 15 yeah okay i
210:45
thought it was 15.
210:48
all right
210:50
i'm not going to be able to kill the
210:51
ender dragon if i can't even kill a hard
210:52
mode wither
210:56
hmm
210:58
this is a lot of tnt
211:01
this is a lot of tnt this is around
211:05
this is a couple hundred pieces of tnt
211:07
that are going off next to this per shot
211:09
that's nuts
211:13
with one arrow dude
211:15
yikers
211:19
i'm trying to kill something with one
211:21
singular arrow
211:23
okay so we've effectively
211:26
more than doubled the tnt will i finish
211:29
this thing okay cool
211:32
so
211:35
the other option i have by the way i can
211:37
kind of expand it i could do a lot of
211:40
stuff to increase how much power this
211:42
has i can have an infinite amount of tnt
211:44
in reality
211:45
i could do another layer of this on top
211:47
this is all i can do with just one clean
211:49
redstone signal though
211:51
um the other thing i could do in theory
211:55
the other thing i could do in theory
211:57
is to
211:59
set up a a second version of this
212:01
shooting into it as well
212:05
the one's gonna have 500 hp how much
212:08
does a weather have
212:11
42 blocks tall
212:13
yeah i'm not sure how fast you can i'm
212:15
not sure how fast tnt drops
212:18
but
212:30
yep
212:31
yep
212:33
oh my god this is so much wiring dude
212:35
back in the days of factions we
212:37
genuinely had people that we would give
212:39
this job to they'd just be called cannon
212:41
[ __ ] um
212:43
we would just give jobs to people and
212:45
all their job would be like just to
212:47
place all the redstone because it gets
212:49
so monotonous
212:50
that like just you could the people that
212:52
know what they're doing the smart canon
212:54
boys genuinely have better things to do
212:57
than just place all the redstone that's
212:59
how giant some of these cannons got this
213:01
is a
213:02
small-ish cannon
213:05
it's a large propulsion but a small
213:07
overall cannon
213:09
in the in the field of cannoning
213:11
technology
213:12
in the minecraft tech world
213:15
don't worry i am the
213:17
uh jeff zuckerberg i am the mark
213:20
mark bezos
213:21
of this whole operation
213:24
oh my god it takes so long though
213:27
you could also use slabs but glowstone
213:29
looks better in my opinion i'm a bit of
213:30
a old school i'm a bit of a true
213:34
what the [ __ ]
213:36
can i turn uh weather off
213:41
sylvain
213:42
for mcc also hey
213:45
my is that my favorite teammate hell
213:47
yeah dude
213:49
two women on a team am i right
213:51
dude
213:52
i i said before we've got like we've got
213:53
our top one percent team for mcc
213:55
all-stars we're we're set
213:59
although i'm kind of relying on you guys
214:00
to carry me you did a lot better in pvp
214:03
i think you almost [ __ ] killed me on
214:04
the last mcc or not the last one but the
214:07
one i was in when you were in
214:09
i'm relying on everyone else
214:11
i can i'm gonna do a bit of training but
214:13
everyone's like winners of mcc i'm not
214:15
gonna have any easy time
214:17
i don't know i'm i'm a little bit scared
214:20
truthfully i don't
214:21
but you know we've got a lumina we've
214:23
got a luminer on the team we got we got
214:24
we got the sylvie
214:26
got some heavy hitters
214:28
i thought my entire team is like heavy
214:29
hitters of mcc
214:32
okay
214:34
i'm also relying on everyone else
214:37
yeah [ __ ]
214:39
it's gotta be illumina dude
214:41
he's a speedrunner he's dude aluminum is
214:44
gonna beat the game so fast that we
214:45
won't even need to we'll just like skim
214:47
a bit of off scheme a bit off his time
214:49
he was always the guy in the practice uh
214:51
that everyone's trying to beat so
214:53
he's gonna find some glitch and we're
214:55
going to be able to abuse it i'm sure
214:57
like i went for the mcc practice
215:00
i have been watching you for a really
215:02
long time and i'm glad to see you've
215:04
gotten back into cannoning
215:07
straight a pint dude where the [ __ ] did
215:09
he go
215:10
oh my god
215:12
i like how you talk about raider point
215:14
like i he wasn't dude he came after me
215:18
go dude search my minecraft channel go
215:20
back on like the like oldest posted
215:23
videos
215:24
i came first bro i was been i've been
215:26
doing cannoning for years
215:29
i've been making videos on canons for so
215:31
long i don't know if i've been just
215:32
cannoning for longer than pint or pink
215:34
what however the [ __ ] you say his name
215:36
but like oh
215:39
i've definitely been doing it for
215:41
i feel like i've been doing it for
215:43
longer anyway okay
215:45
this is a [ __ ] stretch by the way if
215:47
this works
215:49
i genuinely have no clue if this is
215:51
actually going to reach the ground on
215:52
time i probably will
215:55
want to try it
215:56
i think we're good
215:59
uh
216:00
it's all watered okay let me give a test
216:02
run
216:04
okay we're good
216:06
oh that's fun lagging
216:12
that [ __ ] worked hol dude the game
216:15
didn't even render the explosion look at
216:17
that look how big the explosion is at
216:19
the end of this
216:22
[Music]
216:25
just
216:27
hey sylvia would this be banned in mcc
216:29
can i just construct this at the other
216:30
teammate or the other team
216:33
holy [ __ ]
216:36
okay
216:39
should we try it on the weather
216:41
all right i okay i do think this is
216:43
gonna beat this weather if it doesn't
216:44
beat the hard mode with it i'll be i
216:46
will be shocked
216:48
okay it's hard mode
216:50
all right
216:51
let's wait for this thing to pop
216:54
and
216:58
bonk all right
217:01
let's do it
217:02
holy [ __ ]
217:04
one arrow versus a wither
217:08
[ __ ] really
217:10
really wait can hard mode withers just
217:12
genuinely not be killed from arrows
217:17
[ __ ] really
217:19
dude
217:21
bad shot try again but look it made the
217:23
same health like that was the exact same
217:26
health it had before there's no way that
217:28
should have been like that
217:32
that's not right
217:35
um
217:37
i want to try it on the weather oh i
217:39
want to try it on the end dragon wait
217:40
someone said there was a command
217:42
no no i want i don't okay someone said
217:44
there was a command to turn off the ai
217:46
of the dragon on the summon command what
217:48
was the command because i don't know it
217:54
and then i'm gonna just shoot at the end
217:56
of dragon i'm gonna shoot at the end
217:57
dragon just see what happens
217:59
it only takes sword damage after half
218:00
health yeah i knew that but then the
218:03
first wither died instantly so i'm not
218:04
sure
218:08
summon
218:10
enderdragon no way ai that's not a thing
218:15
i need i need like someone said a
218:16
command and i forgot what it was i know
218:18
someone said it though please
218:24
ender dragon uh
218:28
that thing
218:29
and then
218:30
this thing yeah
218:32
no
218:33
ai
218:35
1b
218:38
holy [ __ ] that worked okay let's get
218:40
that copy posted
218:45
okay
218:47
this is [ __ ] daunting
218:50
holy [ __ ]
218:52
wait are we gonna miss
218:54
we missed the thing
218:56
how do i get rid of it what the [ __ ]
219:02
how do i get rid of it
219:05
wait it doesn't have any it doesn't have
219:06
any like health it has no hitbox
219:09
i've just [ __ ] what do i do now
219:16
how how do i get rid of that
219:19
this
219:25
kill at a
219:27
[ __ ]
219:28
type ender dragon i'm so glad people are
219:31
smarter than me
219:36
and then uh just close bracket ah
219:39
perfect now how do i do it so it
219:40
actually has health
219:42
to
219:43
move the cannon a bit no how do i do it
219:45
so it actually has health that thing had
219:46
no hitbox
219:51
how do i get rid of it i'm not sure what
219:53
the command i did with it was wrong it
219:54
was this
219:57
it has to be in the end i don't believe
219:59
that to be true
220:01
uh hold on because if i just do if i
220:03
just summon an ender dragon
220:08
holy [ __ ] that's [ __ ] terrifying yeah
220:11
i can hit it see it has a hitbox
220:14
[ __ ] what was the kill command okay it
220:16
has a hitbox so i don't know
220:19
enderdragon is not a real mob it is a
220:21
real mob
220:24
pack up the road in case it runs through
220:26
again that's fine i'll build another one
220:30
but like how can i like
220:31
keep it in one place
220:34
unless i just time it really well
220:36
should i just [ __ ] risk it i'm gonna
220:38
[ __ ] risk it
220:45
that was wrong
220:50
maybe i should be a bit more ready with
220:51
that command
220:52
killed nine entities
220:55
okay let me just get this right if i
220:56
like
220:58
no i don't do it god i'm scared i'm
220:59
genuinely scared of it hold on i'm gonna
221:01
go further away and do it
221:03
jesus okay let me just quickly test if
221:06
it's what i'm looking at
221:08
no it's on me okay so it's exactly where
221:11
i am
221:13
[ __ ] that's annoying
221:16
okay let me get the kill command up on
221:18
tab
221:25
that [ __ ] just missed him
221:28
it just missed him
221:30
what
221:31
bring the bottom closer
221:33
get the get the button close dude it
221:35
just missed him though
221:37
hmm
221:40
i don't know how to do that it just
221:41
missed him was it just a bad shot
221:46
hitbox gone
221:51
oh [ __ ] did i destroy the thing i
221:53
destroy the thing
221:56
out ender dragon is the only mob that
221:58
doesn't have a hitbox when using no ai
222:01
thanks mo yang nice oh that's [ __ ]
222:04
why
222:05
okay
222:06
let's try it again
222:08
oh
222:11
that [ __ ] just missed
222:14
i don't know what to do about that thing
222:15
it just it's the arrow is just missing
222:17
it
222:18
what
222:20
give yourself the same hp as the ender
222:21
dragon then shoot it yourself
222:23
the barrel of the gun looks like a
222:25
porcupine
222:27
yeah i'm not sure if i can actually get
222:29
it to shoot the ender dragon what the
222:30
[ __ ]
222:31
f3 b2c hitboxes
222:34
good plan
222:35
thank you
222:36
okay barry blocks maybe that would
222:39
technically work
222:41
okay there's no way i missed there's no
222:44
[ __ ] way i missed what do you mean
222:46
he's having a fun time
222:48
look at him go look at him go how could
222:50
i be so how could buy be upset about
222:51
that guy look at him go
222:53
look at that boy
222:56
he's just having a fun time
222:58
he's just chilling i'm gonna kill him
223:01
get him out of that thing
223:03
there's no way it's missing
223:06
15 times 15 times 2 is 450 tnt prairie
223:10
shot plus the ones to compress
223:13
jesus
223:17
ultra instinct tender dragon he do to
223:19
spin spinny boy
223:21
try to kill the try and kill an enderman
223:23
wait that's gonna that's good autumn
223:26
weather clear let's do time day
223:29
okay
223:30
oh my god time set day
223:33
i forgot i'm used to bucket uh game rule
223:36
let's do web uh cycle wait [ __ ] what's
223:39
weather cycle
223:40
uh
223:41
do weather yep
223:43
false
223:44
do
223:47
daylight cycle falls okay
223:49
dude if endermen are that good at
223:51
dodging right
223:55
okay now listen
223:57
you cannot hit an enderman with a bow oh
223:59
[ __ ] you cannot hit enderman with bows
224:02
look they just [ __ ] leave
224:04
but what if
224:06
what if they couldn't see it coming
224:11
what if they what if it's too fast for
224:13
him
224:25
the [ __ ] matrix dodged it what the
224:27
hell is going
224:29
oh my god also i noticed something a bit
224:32
weird there that only half the tnt
224:34
looked like it was going did you see
224:35
that look
224:39
yeah there's some random blocks there
224:40
that aren't going
224:44
oh dude by the way there's a there's a
224:48
hmm yeah some of that's not going
224:53
oh no it is dude there's a little change
224:56
in like
224:57
there's a change from when
225:00
the tnt actually goes to when it
225:01
actually is supposed to leave
225:03
watch
225:06
there's so much lag
225:08
holy [ __ ] like
225:10
he's [ __ ] missed how
225:15
what if i how do i dude
225:20
oh my god maybe there's too much in it
225:22
bugs it no no no
225:23
i didn't walk i know i'm not killing
225:25
dude it's just because enderman can
225:26
[ __ ] dodge that quick
225:29
like watch i'm gonna shoot an arrow as
225:30
soon as tnt goes
225:32
look it hasn't shot
225:34
then it shoots like that's how much lag
225:36
there is
225:37
it's crazy there's the amount of tnt
225:39
there isn't it is [ __ ] insane
225:41
i mean missing the tnt
225:45
what no i mean it's oh no it's not
225:46
missing tnt that's why i was checking
225:48
the dispensers
225:50
can't be done [ __ ]
225:52
even with like okay even when the arrow
225:55
is moving at like hypersonic speed it
225:58
just cannot be done
226:03
okay what else can we do with arrows how
226:05
else can we do this
226:08
even if you bought a boxer they teleport
226:09
of course if you build a box around it
226:11
they're going to get out
226:12
um
226:14
[Music]
226:20
maybe you leave the ender dragon there
226:22
longer to account for lag
226:24
oh no that's not how that would work
226:26
it's just like the game no no it's not
226:28
that would work
226:30
no i i it we tried it with no ai it
226:32
doesn't have a hitbox no idea why
226:35
wall of arrow cannons
226:38
[ __ ] hell maybe it's going too fast
226:39
and it's clipping through the weather
226:43
let's try it with an iron golem
226:45
uh that's just my baseline of like
226:48
big health mob that's easy to spawn in
226:51
it shouldn't have any clipping issues
226:55
what the [ __ ] am i doing
226:59
the wither golem the iron wither
227:02
okay
227:03
can you box the dragon probably
227:07
yeah the dude i thought
227:10
okay yeah that thing that thing's gone
227:12
uh
227:16
at this point there's nothing that i
227:18
could be doing against this thing that
227:20
wouldn't
227:20
that wouldn't like kill anything right
227:23
this would kill everything
227:26
movable cannon with a targeting system
227:28
dude movable cannons are nearly
227:30
impossible because you cannot move
227:32
tnt you can't move a dispenser anything
227:35
with that has an inventory you can't
227:36
move
227:37
i blink do it again
227:40
oh do you want to see actually something
227:41
i can do hold on do you want to see
227:42
something really cool
227:44
i'm going to temporarily disable how
227:45
cool this barrel looks by the way if you
227:48
in case you wanted to know this is what
227:49
we're doing to get the arrows triggering
227:51
a thing and then this trap door is
227:53
making the arrow
227:55
go from something stuck in a block to a
227:57
moving ends to as soon as it's in the
227:59
air it can be shut so that's what we're
228:01
doing
228:02
um okay
228:04
here's what i might be able to do for
228:05
you
228:07
hmm
228:09
you can do so much cool stuff
228:11
i don't want to like strictly disable it
228:13
though so i'm just gonna build off it
228:15
here
228:17
yeah okay
228:18
uh
228:20
i don't wanna risk any of the system
228:23
so i'm just gonna completely make sure
228:27
that we're good
228:28
okay i don't want to risk anything
228:30
okay so here's something i can do
228:34
now okay bearing in mind this is
228:35
actually my favorite thing to make in
228:37
the entire game this is my favorite
228:39
canon uh nothing can compete and it
228:41
never will uh it's the best it's so cool
228:46
oh i could do a small version of it no
228:49
no i built a proper version i built a
228:51
cool one it's not going to be like that
228:53
it's not going to be this bigger thing
228:55
but it is gonna be big
228:57
okay
228:58
so let's do
229:02
let's get make sure that this is gonna
229:04
work okay let's do one two three four
229:06
five six
229:08
one two three three four five six let's
229:12
just do six we're not gonna need any
229:13
more than that i think won't need all
229:15
that
229:16
okay
229:17
we're just gonna need one two
229:20
three
229:22
like that bam bam
229:25
so here's what we can do in the game now
229:27
imagine if i was going to say to you i
229:29
want to blow up a mountain i want to
229:30
blow up a giant tunnel through a
229:32
mountain i want to create a big old
229:34
tunnel boy right
229:36
and i want to actually find out the most
229:38
efficient way of doing that that's not
229:41
placing just just placing the tnt and
229:44
you've got finn
229:45
i i i mean i'd go hey you idiot uh you
229:48
go i think that's not possible right but
229:50
i'd say it is let me show you an
229:53
interesting feature of minecraft
229:56
uh i don't know why the devs did it like
229:58
this there is
230:00
there in theory no reason for them to do
230:02
it um but there's a little
230:05
little little feature of java that i
230:07
like to play with sometimes
230:09
um
230:11
i'm gonna need that block gun as well
230:13
so
230:15
i'll show you exactly what i mean
230:17
if it's a lady mod thing
230:20
let's see
230:22
so if you shot a piece of tnt
230:25
right if you shot a piece of tnt
230:28
at this giant line of blocks right
230:32
it would just blow up right here
230:35
right
230:36
it would just blow up this it would get
230:37
through what's it called
230:39
you know even if you put a thousand tnt
230:42
on this block it's just gonna make a big
230:43
[ __ ] explosion just go
230:46
right that's all it's going to do
230:47
actually i'll show you that so watch
230:49
this
230:50
i'll uh this is going to take a little
230:51
bit of setup but i'll demonstrate the
230:53
idea of a little bit uh a little bit
230:55
better
230:58
this is going to be fun this is my fav
231:00
this is genuinely my favorite thing to
231:02
do in all of minecraft
231:04
okay
231:05
my favorite little feature that they've
231:07
done a little bug
231:09
okay
231:10
i gotta construct a similar sort of
231:11
cannon
231:12
i'm gonna show you how to build a laser
231:14
beam
231:17
all right let's get to redstone anyway
231:19
while i do this it's going to take me a
231:20
second so i think i'll talk to you for a
231:22
bit i'll acknowledge your presence for
231:24
once
231:25
this is what shakespeare sounded like
231:28
yeah i'm sure talking about hamlet
231:30
all right
231:32
romeo and juliet 2 the redstone version
231:35
the minecraft version
231:36
the redstone handbook okay
231:40
what's really mad with gunpowder oh it's
231:42
so fun
231:46
okay
231:48
tnt lessons were fun there's so much man
231:50
there's
231:52
this is like my days of like
231:54
factions and everything like that it's
231:56
so like
231:57
i don't know it's i'm reminiscing a
231:58
little bit i'm really living out a bit
232:00
of a bit of nostalgia for this i used to
232:02
what i used to do back on youtube is i
232:04
used to build all these like really
232:05
intricate canons and everything right i
232:07
used to build all these canons in there
232:09
for this game mode called factions and
232:11
factions was just like it was just the
232:13
most
232:14
com competitive game mode minecraft ever
232:17
had
232:18
um
232:19
and it was really really popular for a
232:21
brief stint of time when things were
232:22
still being worked out now the reason
232:24
why it died off a bit now and you don't
232:26
hear about it as much
232:27
is because
232:29
when i was playing it everyone kind of
232:31
worked out the best absolute best ways
232:34
to do anything in the game mode got
232:35
boring honestly there was nothing to do
232:37
anymore because everyone had completed
232:39
everything there was to do
232:41
you know
232:42
so yeah
232:44
it got a bit uh
232:46
got a bit sad
232:47
all right let's do
232:50
oh actually
232:51
this is [ __ ] perfect
232:53
okay
232:54
let's do this
232:57
i need to bring this all the way over
232:58
into this
233:01
okay
233:02
go
233:04
okay so this needs to be
233:06
one uh one two three four five six seven
233:10
eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen
233:13
fourteen let's plot it there
233:17
right and then
233:18
one two three four five six seven eight
233:21
nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen
233:24
okay um
233:29
okay so it'll be let's take so b3
233:32
and then a
233:35
comparator
233:36
in theory
233:39
okay
233:39
so i just need to do that for the other
233:41
side as well
233:42
[ __ ] this is going to make a bit more
233:44
complex
233:46
oh [ __ ] how do i even
233:49
i okay it's messy it's it's messy but
233:52
still
233:53
it'll work
233:55
it's come off of here
233:58
okay
234:00
so
234:02
one two three four five six seven eight
234:05
nine ten eleven twelve thirteen [ __ ]
234:09
fourteen
234:11
one two three four five six seven eight
234:14
nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen
234:17
okay let's just do that
234:19
do this we're gonna need three ticks
234:22
and a
234:23
comparator
234:25
okay
234:26
so what i'll do instead is i'll add
234:30
an extra little bit of what what's in a
234:33
thing here
234:34
i'll add a bit of tnt a bit of tnt
234:38
non-blower upper material also known as
234:40
water
234:41
into that
234:43
lovely
234:46
now this is kind of something i'm
234:47
worried about
234:51
i'm just going to use a sign
234:54
okay
234:58
perfect that makes things a lot easier
235:01
okay now this might look a little bit
235:03
weird
235:05
uh but it is for a reason i promise
235:08
okay
235:09
so oh wait [ __ ] i haven't wired this
235:10
thing up [ __ ] oh god how do i wire this
235:12
thing up now
235:17
[ __ ] this is making things a bit uh iffy
235:20
this is the last thing i gotta wire but
235:22
i'm not entirely sure how to do it
235:25
okay i'm gonna destroy this part of the
235:26
cannon later anyway ah [ __ ] do i
235:31
i'm not gonna be able to do that um
235:42
maybe actually actually i will
235:45
i definitely will okay
235:48
let's [ __ ] go
235:50
to there yeah i have exactly enough
235:52
ticks to do this
235:53
this is pretty [ __ ] good actually
235:55
okay
235:56
[Music]
236:00
i don't know who you are
236:02
i don't know what you want
236:04
if you are looking for real bobs i can
236:06
tell you i don't have them but what i do
236:08
have is a very particular set of skills
236:10
exploding block related skills
236:16
that is true
236:18
i can do anything including exploding
236:20
blocks okay in theory this should work
236:22
so
236:23
if this doesn't blow up
236:27
looks good so far in theory
236:31
[Music]
236:49
um
236:52
it worked just as i intended
236:56
um
236:57
[ __ ]
237:00
[ __ ]
237:01
what blew up
237:04
what even blew up
237:06
oh [ __ ] that's not good
237:12
oh this is a [ __ ] bad one
237:15
yikers
237:16
let's get the water out of the way
237:20
jesus [ __ ] what i don't even know what
237:23
went wrong there
237:24
holy [ __ ]
237:26
uh okay let's see what
237:29
oh i know what one happened
237:32
okay there's only one way that would
237:33
have blown up and that's my bed [ __ ] oh
237:35
how did i [ __ ] that up
237:38
how did i [ __ ] that up
237:41
that's annoying
237:44
oh that's so annoying
237:48
okay well i mean none of the really
237:50
important stuff blew up i guess
237:54
i think it was genuinely because of that
237:55
fence gate there
237:58
did i not put a ladder i thought i put a
238:00
ladder there
238:02
actually forget about the skills thing
238:06
[ __ ]
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god damn it
238:15
[ __ ]
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oh
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[Music]
238:30
oh jesus
238:33
my skill's gone down
238:36
okay let's find our repair properly
238:40
god damn it
238:43
[Music]
238:44
good thing it's not actually that bad of
238:45
a break
238:46
congrats rose you managed to create a
238:49
self-destructing cannon gg
238:53
i'm surprised it didn't blow up yet i'm
238:55
surprised this is the first way it blew
238:57
up
238:58
oh
238:59
it could have been a lot worse
239:01
like a lot lot worse
239:03
oh [ __ ] shouldn't have shouldn't have
239:05
fired it again without the water
239:11
[Music]
239:14
it's a good thing this is your side job
239:18
god damn it okay as soon as i [ __ ] up
239:20
one thing you guys have all the [ __ ]
239:22
you've got all the [ __ ] come you got
239:23
all the [ __ ] comeback lines now and
239:25
don't you but all that
239:27
there's a fight you got all funny didn't
239:29
you oh suddenly all funny
239:31
i'm gonna replace that with a regular
239:33
block just because i think this is the
239:35
exact reason why it blew up
239:37
um i'm also gonna turn off
239:40
this because that could also be a reason
239:46
okay
239:47
the annoying thing is i don't remember
239:49
what delay this was on
239:51
so if we need to rebuild the arrow
239:53
cannon we will
239:54
i'll have to do that
239:57
well [ __ ]
240:01
if we want to rebuild the arrow cannon
240:03
on me to just clip it whenever i'm
240:04
looking at it
240:06
but should be fine
240:10
we didn't lose that many dispensers it's
240:12
fine so many soldiers lost this day
240:16
but none of the important ones it's okay
240:18
if we lost like
240:20
all of that it would be a real big pain
240:22
in the ass but it's fine
240:24
computer going no oh oh it hurts
240:27
okay
240:28
so that's all good there
240:31
we just need to do
240:32
tnt tnt
240:35
oh [ __ ] it also could have been that
240:38
could have been ah that could have been
240:40
a reason
240:41
okay there might have been a few reasons
240:43
why that would have happened
240:46
i don't need to save the world file i
240:49
can just rebuild it shut up i am
240:51
rebuilding it it's fine it's work it's
240:54
fine
240:56
it's like 90 percent rebuilt already
241:01
please do a backup this time x no
241:04
i'll just rebuild it
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okay
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uh
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okay
241:21
it's done
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it's rebuilt
241:24
[ __ ]
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it's a mighty
241:29
flesh wound sort of thing you know it
241:31
really isn't that big of a deal
241:34
we can recover from this i've recovered
241:36
from much worse i'm gonna fart
241:39
nice
241:40
okay i've recovered from much worse i
241:42
can do better
241:43
i can build it i can build it stronger i
241:45
can we can build him bet we can build a
241:47
better one
241:48
from the ashes of the old comes a better
241:51
world
241:52
there we go
241:55
now i'm wondering if it's because i
241:56
forgot a redstone re sniff [ __ ] oh my
241:59
god i'm wondering if it's because i
242:01
forgot a redstone uh repeater somewhere
242:04
or the redstone signal wasn't quite
242:06
strong enough somewhere because that
242:08
could have
242:09
produced something like that do you
242:10
remember me from discord like four years
242:13
ago my name is mithunesman but my
242:16
disciple got deleted
242:18
that rings a bell
242:20
i guess so
242:24
i like how just the comparator got blown
242:26
up that's weird
242:29
okay
242:32
good to fire again
242:34
how do i back up a world
242:37
what's all the glowstone well
242:40
it conducts redstone straight upwards if
242:42
you did this with regular blocks so if i
242:44
used regular blocks all the way up as
242:46
soon as i did this look
242:48
now that redstone signal isn't getting
242:49
any power so red glowstone blocks are
242:52
transparent so they allow a redstone
242:54
signal to carry on up can i just do it
242:57
from here
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and no i have to do this in a [ __ ]
243:03
copy the world file folder
243:05
oh fine fine
243:07
guys it's so annoying let me just blow
243:09
up my cannon
243:14
okay
243:17
oh my god saves
243:19
oh [ __ ] i didn't name the world
243:22
um it's just called new world let's call
243:24
it
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canony boy
243:28
candy boy
243:30
save okay
243:32
so let's refresh it
243:38
uh
243:39
okay i think i need to play on it and
243:41
then
243:42
and then save and quit
243:44
because that didn't refresh
243:48
okay so canony boy did not
243:50
i cannot find it anyway
243:55
i thought i didn't save properly
243:58
hmm
244:00
it's fine i'm just gonna shoot it
244:03
it's fine dude it's fine it's fine like
244:06
what is really the worst that could
244:08
happen
244:09
it's gonna be okay
244:12
so that'll get shot let me do a check
244:14
over so that goes get shot into there
244:17
that goes all the way down here stop was
244:19
there oh that could be a [ __ ] reason
244:26
that would oh wait [ __ ] i haven't
244:27
repaired this yet [ __ ]
244:30
the main power
244:32
i'm just going to shoot it it's going to
244:34
be fine like you know i i bet it's fine
244:38
i saved the whole initial world as new
244:39
world so i can't actually find what i've
244:41
got 50 worlds called new world you know
244:47
okay all those repeaters look like
244:48
they're there
244:50
do this side next
244:54
if it blows up
244:56
uh i owe you one or something i'll do
244:58
something i will shave my head um
245:03
not sure
245:08
okay
245:10
so those look like they're all there
245:13
cool
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that's still all working
245:17
all right looks good
245:20
third time's the charm on this two this
245:22
slash summon ender underscored dragon no
245:25
gravity coal on one b
245:31
[Music]
245:33
figured out why
245:35
that's why
245:36
i figured it out i know why it's blowing
245:39
up
245:40
i figured it out though
245:43
i know why it's blowing up
245:50
so i know why
245:53
good
245:54
uh
245:59
but i i do know why it is blowing up now
246:05
eat a banana if it blows up again all
246:07
right if it blows up again i will
246:14
jesus okay this time it blew up like a
246:16
lot
246:17
this this really [ __ ]
246:19
this [ __ ] really blew up that time uh
246:25
this is not i swear to god the the this
246:28
the solution of what i'm trying to do
246:30
here is nowhere near as satisfying as
246:32
this hype is making it out to be of how
246:35
long this has taken
246:37
you wrong blocks for heaven's sakes they
246:40
are the same blast resistance a zombie
246:43
i could just use i'll be
246:45
what
246:47
i could just use obsidian also
246:50
you're forgetting that all of the blocks
246:51
that are blowing up are dispensers
246:54
so
246:57
you know
246:59
now
247:02
surprisingly the [ __ ] dispen this one
247:04
dispenser is holding out so well
247:10
wow this thing really blew up
247:12
there was so many reasons why it could
247:14
have and i was wrong about all of them
247:16
so i know why it blew up
247:19
um and it's this really hard problem
247:25
yeah that's actually really annoying and
247:27
difficult problem to solve so that's
247:29
going to be fun
247:32
um
247:33
why is that there
247:40
okay
247:42
what
247:43
[ __ ]
247:44
i didn't agree to that uh that's not
247:47
true i'm not doing laser okay i do laser
247:50
cannon
247:51
i thought dude i'm making a laser cannon
247:53
so i figured you were just talking about
247:54
that holy [ __ ]
247:56
but yeah no so basically like
247:59
um
248:00
what's happening
248:02
is the t
248:03
the tnt from the other booster which is
248:06
the tnt that gets it all into one block
248:08
is affecting this tnt
248:11
you lead to banana if it blows up again
248:14
sure i've changed my mind minecraft is
248:17
fascinating
248:21
uh so let's see
248:23
i'm gonna do glass because i want to be
248:25
able to see what's going on
248:27
just in case it does blow up again
248:36
okay
248:40
and i mean we can just do that
248:43
yeah that'll
248:44
work um
248:46
it's going to be a little bit more risky
248:48
but
248:48
doable
248:50
actually
248:50
having the cannon blow up i hope you get
248:53
all of the timings right love your
248:55
content
248:56
oh that was just sweet i thought it was
248:58
a setup for a joke oh thank you that was
249:01
just very sweet of you
249:04
oh a wholesome comment for once chat why
249:06
can't you give me those
249:07
[Music]
249:13
just just pure wholesomeness that
249:16
good lord
249:17
been corrupted by you all
249:19
with your non
249:22
nice comments towards me
249:25
okay
249:32
all right
249:34
i'm gonna have one of the sour candies
249:36
again
249:37
i need a blood sugar boost
249:40
we don't want to okay
249:56
[Music]
250:00
mr beast is back at it again go donate
250:02
to hashtag team sees
250:05
hmm
250:07
hell yeah a worthy cause
250:09
i agree
250:11
i will be donating
250:14
chat has full confidence in your canon
250:17
building skills
250:22
i'm sure they do
250:30
listen there's no one that builds
250:31
cannons that hasn't had a cannon blow up
250:33
at least 50 times
250:39
that's actually a understatement
250:46
okay
250:48
so possible things that could be wrong
250:50
with this
250:51
many
250:58
[ __ ]
251:00
let's match these two up they need to be
251:02
matched and it's done again mostly [ __ ]
251:05
this thing again um
251:31
okay now we just shoot it again
251:33
um i hope your night is as nice as your
251:36
butt
251:37
what the [ __ ]
251:39
in your case as nice as your thighs
251:42
those sweet sweet fanboy thighs
251:47
hell yeah boys we got him
251:49
we got him
251:53
i found a boyfriend
251:55
okay
251:58
so
252:00
here's what do
252:03
[Music]
252:05
did i never do this you are so cute i
252:07
find it heartbreaking
252:10
uh thank you
252:12
okay
252:13
so here's the issue right
252:15
um
252:16
basically
252:18
what was happening was the tnt was
252:20
getting here and the booster was kicking
252:21
up kicking back tnt
252:24
um it's also completely possible that
252:27
like
252:28
this tnt pushed some of it upwards
252:32
now the only thing i can't explain
252:35
is why
252:36
it blew up sometime like down at the
252:39
bottom here
252:41
it really has no reason to blow up in
252:43
here
252:44
if i make this as contained unit and
252:46
just blow it up
252:48
it might actually give a lot of insight
252:50
into what's happening
252:52
so now this is a fully con
252:54
self-contained unit right 13 months i
252:58
should be able to blow this up without
253:01
without issue
253:03
if this blows up fair enough
253:06
but it shouldn't
253:08
there's no possible air gap
253:13
for it to go
253:15
boom boom on
253:16
there's no air gaps it's all water the
253:19
only there's a ladder
253:22
but that's also waterlogged
253:24
even if it got shot all the way over to
253:26
this end it would still be fine
253:30
let's do it
253:39
yeah okay
253:41
so
253:42
it didn't blow up
253:45
that's good
253:47
um
253:51
let's see i'm gonna do a little bit more
253:53
experimentation
253:58
[Music]
254:01
you know what's weird that just worked
254:04
and it shouldn't have
254:06
like one shot it didn't work this shot
254:09
it did
254:14
[Music]
254:15
and now it's working
254:17
shall i just [ __ ] uncap the end and
254:20
see if it works
254:22
like right now it's working
254:24
[ __ ] it let's do it boys
254:26
let's do it
254:28
let's [ __ ] go
254:30
i'll show you what this thing would do
254:35
[ __ ] what
254:36
[Music]
254:39
how
254:42
how
254:43
it worked what do you mean
254:47
what do you mean
254:51
how'd it [ __ ] blow up
255:00
how did i don't own a banana how did it
255:02
blow up
255:05
how did it blow up bro
255:07
that makes no sense
255:12
we've been conned
255:13
how'd it blow up i don't know what a
255:15
banana
255:20
[ __ ] i really just didn't think it would
255:23
tnt being pushed to the edge before it
255:25
blows up
255:26
it shouldn't have though
255:30
how did it blow up in
255:31
it's banana time again i don't own a
255:33
banana
255:36
i don't know banana admittedly scammed
255:40
however
255:42
what the [ __ ]
255:43
it shouldn't have blown up
255:45
a delay on the front tnt it went off
255:48
before the back half
255:51
yeah yeah i know
255:53
um that it should have done that
255:55
i just don't know the reason why i blew
255:57
up that's not a reason why it would blow
255:59
up
256:11
that's very odd
256:13
why would it blow up there of all places
256:15
like it blew this up
256:18
and just these two glass block literally
256:22
two glass blocks it blew up three glass
256:24
blocks
256:25
how does that make any [ __ ] sense
256:28
what
256:30
maybe this one repeater
256:33
yeah like it a little bit underneath but
256:34
like it blew up those two like out of
256:36
all of this stuff there it blew up one
256:39
what the [ __ ]
256:41
i really don't that's that tells me
256:43
there's like one piece of tea [ __ ] up
256:46
piece of tnt [ __ ] up
256:50
hmm
256:52
that is really weird
256:54
everyone really heard of that i'm gonna
256:56
replace the comparator um i don't think
256:58
it's the comparator
257:00
um it definitely [ __ ] shouldn't be
257:03
but it might be
257:06
that whole it's it technically has some
257:08
i would only put that there originally
257:10
to set up for what i was gonna do in the
257:11
future
257:12
um but
257:14
it shouldn't be
257:17
damn maybe i should call on cayman he's
257:19
my cannoning guru
257:22
it couldn't be the [ __ ] it couldn't
257:23
be the signs
257:25
and there's no water
257:27
that's like moving
257:29
scam five to ah well
257:33
okay
257:36
possibly true maybe
257:39
okay
257:43
[Music]
257:45
hmm
257:46
very odd well if you don't own a banana
257:48
then i guess it's time for you to make
257:50
an account on another social platform
257:53
one way you could different phallic
257:54
replacements to give us what righteously
257:56
belongs to us now righteously belongs to
257:59
you i have a i can make a sausage
258:03
i can go make a vegetarian sausage
258:06
although that is not part of my calorie
258:08
limit so i i couldn't do that i will not
258:10
jeopardize my diet for you
258:15
all right that's alright again
258:18
since you're dodging the banana don't
258:20
scam but fulfill a different promise aka
258:23
set up a near-piercing appointment now
258:26
uh it is [ __ ] 1am
258:29
how would i do that
258:30
it is 1am sir we're not all americans
258:33
yet i will be an american soon i
258:35
guarantee it or at least i'm going to
258:37
try and live in america
258:38
but yeah no that the places just aren't
258:40
open until 1am
258:42
to make sure finnster gets this uh
258:45
appointment
258:49
okay so here's my only
258:51
thunk
258:52
my only thunk
258:55
is that
258:56
this end barrel is the issue
258:59
so i'm just gonna do this it [ __ ]
259:03
can't blow up
259:14
[Music]
259:20
we're shooting [ __ ]
259:22
i'm shooting south it worked
259:26
it went sideways but it worked do you
259:30
see how it went sideways there
259:32
it shouldn't have
259:35
why is it going sideways
259:41
that's so
259:42
interesting
259:44
huh
259:45
do i really need to compress
259:47
dude
259:49
i haven't seen that bug in [ __ ] years
259:53
it's not a hard thing to fix but it's
259:56
really weird
260:01
that's so odd
260:03
acting that's really odd
260:09
hmm
260:13
so
260:14
one full tick and then
260:16
on to
260:20
made it annoying for myself um
260:25
[ __ ]
260:26
oh i can just like pull it from here ah
260:29
[ __ ] not really
260:33
i can do this yep okay we'll do that all
260:36
right so bam
260:39
full on that
260:41
okay
260:42
and then it just needs to go like
260:45
[ __ ] that's going to be annoying
260:48
ah yeah [ __ ] i don't really want to do
260:51
that
260:52
i made it so annoying for myself here
260:54
dude
260:59
okay let me take it from here then
261:02
oh oh my god i'm an idiot that'll work
261:05
fine
261:06
okay
261:07
all right
261:14
all right uh we should be good now
261:17
oh maybe i should put tnt uh tnt and
261:20
water in that actually
261:22
so oh yeah and also do this
261:27
and grab the ladder
261:30
and do that do that
261:33
okay and then let's block this off again
261:36
so it's just one less point of failure
261:38
and then fire it
261:40
and then what we should see is i don't
261:42
know if you saw that before but the tnt
261:43
split off what we should see is it
261:45
shouldn't do that anymore
261:48
there it is
261:49
fixed it so it does that okay we're at
261:52
the point i should have hit like [ __ ]
261:54
30 minutes ago so there we go if even if
261:57
you shoot i can get onto my clip now
261:59
even if you shoot this much tnt a a
262:02
block like that it's always going to
262:04
just make one giant big [ __ ]
262:06
explosion hole right it's just gonna set
262:09
off a thousand tnt in one spot right
262:12
[Music]
262:13
bam it's always gonna set off tnt in one
262:15
spot like that
262:16
even if it's this much tnt
262:19
however
262:21
there is something else i can do
262:23
as i'm sure you saw coming
262:25
um
262:28
so let me grab
262:29
let me get the exact amount so two
262:32
full repeaters so two four repeaters
262:35
uh let's swap that out from that two
262:38
four repeaters
262:40
and then
262:41
instead of doing this
262:44
let's set that to three and let's add
262:47
that so
262:48
now what you might see is this has two
262:52
four repeaters going into here and this
262:53
has one
262:55
two four repeaters this is almost a full
262:57
repeater and this is one extra trick so
262:58
this is three ticks out of four this is
262:59
the extra tick now what's really weird
263:02
is just doing that
263:05
makes a
263:06
it should in theory be on the exact same
263:08
time right technically the tnt is going
263:11
off at the exact same time however it's
263:13
not
263:14
it's doing a really weird thing in
263:17
minecraft that we like to call
263:19
a fraction tick now we can also do the
263:22
same thing even more amplified so i can
263:25
add another one like that just to make
263:27
sure it really gets the fraction tick so
263:30
now these are going off at the same time
263:32
and you'd think it would explode right
263:34
but it won't explode he says here's what
263:37
it'll do
263:41
[Music]
263:48
all of the blocks
263:50
go away at once
263:52
it blows up all the blocks in a [ __ ]
263:55
row it is a laser beam
263:58
so you can effectively create a laser
264:00
beam in minecraft with a small amount of
264:03
work
264:05
um
264:06
now given if i did it right the first
264:08
time and i wasn't trying to adapt it
264:10
from a previous canon it would have
264:11
worked a lot better but yeah you can
264:13
make a laser beam minecraft and in
264:14
theory it can go infinitely as long as
264:16
you've got the tnt to back it up it can
264:19
just go forever
264:20
this is a relatively small cannon it's a
264:22
relatively small amount of work um
264:26
let's hear it all this
264:27
so let's activate it again i know chat
264:30
might not like me for saying this and i
264:32
am really enjoying the money so far
264:35
but it's getting late little one and you
264:36
need holy [ __ ] it did all of it smiling
264:39
face
264:40
uh
264:42
i actually don't know how far it can go
264:44
so in theory this thing could go through
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a mountain um
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you know like any amount of blocks it
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can technically do
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[Music]
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okay let's just keep going
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okay that's pretty cool it is um
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minecraft's a fun little game
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there i met in fact one of the first
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video in fact the first video on my
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entire youtube channel is one of these
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canons the first video on my entire
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minecraft channel
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which you know is the first video i put
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on youtube technically or not the first
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video i put on youtube the first video i
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put on that channel
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okay
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how far can it go i don't think it's
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gonna go all the way through this
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um but still
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i still have my hardcore 10 years ago
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still playing on 1.8 let's go
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1.7 best version 1.8 is acceptable too
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okay
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although there is some cool redstone
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stuff in one point there
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not one point
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okay let's see
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it goes up to here look at that so that
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destroys around maybe five chunks worth
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of stuff with only that amount of tnt at
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the front
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only that amount of tnt if i max these
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out i did this thing again it would go
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through [ __ ] years it go through
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light years of tnt anyway i'm done
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[ __ ] hell
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we're good now i'm done i i minecraft
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over holy [ __ ] that was a trip
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oh i spent an extra like hour on that
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anyway that by the way i know that it
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doesn't matter um but if i was going to
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put a [ __ ] wither up against this
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thing it would [ __ ] instant kill it
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right
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like
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i think on even on hard mode this thing
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kills a wither right with this amount of
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tnt because then it's just a damage
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thing right
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because speed doesn't matter speed does
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not matter you can shoot it however fast
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you want
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uh speed mount is only with arrows not
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with the tnt
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so if i like went over here and built a
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wither
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[Music]
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did you know that you've been scamming
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us on your pronouns
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i mean i'm insane my guy
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okay for real though finn i really love
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whenever you stream minecraft
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i know you feel like chat doesn't like
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it but it's always super super fun less
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than three
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thank you
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it's very nice of you
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okay whoop let's pop one of these guys
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i mean actually it might kill her with
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her i don't know it should it definitely
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should kill a wither
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i'd venture this might actually kill an
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ender dragon but still
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[Music]
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it's just a disappearing act holy [ __ ]
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it just [ __ ] goes
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there's not like a death animation or
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anything
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what the [ __ ]
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that's so weird looking
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hold on
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let's wait till it pops on and do it
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again
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okay
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okay
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it just [ __ ]
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the cloud
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it just
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cloud of smoke vanishes
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what the hell
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wait it still says there's withers
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look it still says this
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what the [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ]
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this
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what the [ __ ]
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i
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uh
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what the [ __ ] was going on
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oh my god they jus i shot it to space
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oh wait withers don't take tnt damage
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i forgot about that
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oh my god yeah so if i put a cap on this
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thing it's not gonna go anywhere but
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oh my god yeah this thing's not going to
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do anything
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no it's fine like it didn't take any
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damage but like oh
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out of curiosity
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out of curiosity
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how far can i launch your wither
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should i try it with an ender dragon
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first and just see what it does
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okay let's try with an ender dragon
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oh [ __ ] hold on after the shot
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i'm gonna try with an ender dragon
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oh you're dead
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oh it didn't die wait what the it
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[ __ ] died
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not
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how does everything live
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how does it all live through this [ __ ]
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he just wants to spin but i keep
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launching him
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oh my god okay well [ __ ] it i i i'm
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okay i'm just curious i'm gonna do i'm
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gonna dismantle the laser gun
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annoyingly these are not that hard to
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build so i'm not that broken up about
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dismantling it and it seems to look
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pretty
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i want to just launch a wither now
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instead of arrows or tnt i want to just
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launch a [ __ ] wither
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that's a real [ __ ] i want to see if i
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just put a wither in front of this thing
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will it actually just launch just eat it
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i think it will
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let me get rid of all the tnt and stuff
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okay
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this feels so sad to be getting rid of
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it after all of that
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by the way
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my auto clicker makes quick work of it
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that's really interesting that that
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worked like that that's actually a odd
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thing that's probably this
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so i know okay i don't know if i'll talk
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about it while uh while i'm doing this
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but like
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interesting
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guess is that you're doing too much
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damage to a mob in one tick and the game
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can't keep up at all no that's not at
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all no no no no no no
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that's so there is something with how
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the game renders damage and all that
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that like but no that it's so
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the um it's not gonna be that it's
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literally just because like you can they
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have an insane amount of health against
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explosives i don't even think withers
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might take a small amount of explosive
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damage but
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nominal amount an ender dragon is going
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to take a lot more than what i shot at
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it to kill it
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um
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because i saw it do a bit of damage on
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it but
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it was definitely not enough
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i'm just kind of interested if i just
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like
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bedrock this all out right and actually
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i don't need water in here anymore
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um do i have a piece of ladder do i have
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a ladder maybe
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a ladder maybe
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so by the way the reason why we're using
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ladders is they're a solid block that
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gets stopped but also lets every bit of
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tnt like blast damage through
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so my idea is a bit more manual
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so what i'm gonna do is i'm going to
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spawn her with it i'm going to break the
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blocks that are around it
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and this is its barrel
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so in theory i should just have i in
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theory this is a wither cannon
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in barrels two a tnt render stuff it's
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not gonna shoot it downwards it's only
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gonna shoot it upwards
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this is stupid okay let me see which
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blocks i need to break
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okay that one block needs to go okay
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so let's spawn a weather
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oh yeah let me get rid of that block
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there so i know which one to break for
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it and then uh soul send
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let's do it boys
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is it one easy okay
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with a cannon time
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yeets all right let's spawn a wither in
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uh as soon as it spawns in i'll press
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the button
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we're good now let's go press the button
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there
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let's wait till it pops
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[Music]
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where did it go
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no way
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hey buddy
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what the [ __ ]
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holy [ __ ]
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i'm a threat dude i am a threat
274:43
i dude
274:45
me on an smp holy [ __ ]
274:48
look at the villager [ __ ] up though
274:50
i am a threat to civilization i saw that
274:53
i was like this
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wait
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look on the ground
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look at all the arrows
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oh my god
275:04
these are all shots from the arrow
275:06
cannon
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what the heck
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oh well they're just doing work
275:18
so there's something with this chunk
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i think this is the out of render
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distance amount so i bet you that is
275:25
exactly how far my game can render
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i bet you that's exactly how far my game
275:31
can render
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so a little bit yeah right from where
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that barrel is right there right
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see to over there if oh my god
275:42
it's because it's getting right out of
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the render distance
275:45
i made a shotgun for a wither
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i made a wither sniper rifle
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i'm insane i'm so cool
275:56
i want to do it again
275:58
your base is over there
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i'm just an issue for you
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you literally made the dreamers
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fully able to have guns
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all right
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okay weather's about to pop
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let's pop it
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let's go
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break you
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blamo it's [ __ ] gone
276:19
sorcery and there it there it's
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traveling it's moving we're watching it
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move
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and there it is right out of the render
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distance look at that
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that is right to the amount that my game
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can render and it stops going from there
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holy [ __ ]
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remote lemandberg destroyer
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all i'm saying listen i serve a good
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function on your smp
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invite me
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i can make [ __ ] like this how did you
276:47
blow up
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oh the [ __ ] i'm gonna guess the
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wither did like one block of damage but
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anyway
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so yeah
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oh no i oh [ __ ] that might have just
276:57
been me i might have just done that yeah
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dude
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i'm having a great time
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[Music]
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increase the render distance uh the way
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the game renders things and the way you
277:10
render oh [ __ ]
277:14
okay
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[ __ ] it it's worth a shot
277:19
the game rendering stuff and you
277:20
rendering stuff are technically a little
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bit different though
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oh look that there's that block there
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it's breaking okay
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shoot it
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let's break you and let's continue
277:34
looking over there
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[Music]
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well it's gone i didn't even see it
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though
277:46
that's the other one that's the one from
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before
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i think anyway
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i should probably clear these things
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and there's and there it is
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and that was just about how far my game
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renders oh my god okay it's far now
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oh [ __ ] okay let's see how really i'd
278:06
see how actually we can get
278:08
let's see how far we can actually get it
278:12
because now we've got all the way out
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there rendered and all the way there
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cool
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too bad you can't fire cannons
278:19
diagonally you can 100 fire cannons
278:21
diagonally what do you mean that's 100
278:23
something you can do
278:25
with almost as much ease as normal
278:27
cannon
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you can shoot this diagonally you could
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even modify this thing to be able to
278:36
shoot diagonally it wouldn't even be
278:37
hard
278:39
okay let's wait for it oh [ __ ]
278:43
that would be bad okay
278:46
pop it
278:49
he's taking a little bit of damage it's
278:50
fine
278:51
see how far i can go
278:54
he's
278:55
definitely gone
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and now we start the [ __ ] trail
279:04
how are you guys today what are we
279:06
building today i made a [ __ ] wither
279:08
cannon oh there he is
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okay so i guess that's about the range
279:12
of it
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interesting
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so we can shoot a wither about this far
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with that much tnt
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cool
279:24
i'm i'm a terror to that one village
279:27
holy [ __ ]
279:29
oh my god even on a flat world my game
279:31
is kind of lagging a bit like i'm under
279:32
yeah i'm under 60 fps sometimes
279:35
holy [ __ ] i'll just let him i'll let him
279:37
continue he seems like he's having fun
279:42
how can i terrorize this village with a
279:43
cannon
279:47
oh wait actually hey chat shall i the
279:50
last thing i'm gonna do on the stream
279:51
because we've been streaming for almost
279:52
five hours uh i'll give you this
279:56
uh i'll i'll do this for you right
279:59
if you actually want to make an easy
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cannon right
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here's your easy cannon
280:07
okay so here's what you're going to do
280:08
right
280:10
you want to get yourself a button
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i'm going to put it in the middle of
280:14
this like that make a big row of stuff
280:16
like this
280:17
come over here
280:18
put a dispenser like that right
280:22
you grab yourself a ladder
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oops [ __ ] ladder
280:29
yeah put it there
280:31
you grab yourself a water and you of
280:34
course fill it with all the tnt and all
280:36
that
280:37
water
280:38
grab yourself a water
280:39
you put it there
280:41
maybe that as well
280:43
um
280:44
and if you want to be you know clean
280:46
about stuff you could do that
280:48
and then what you do is you grab
280:49
yourself a lever
280:51
so this is a very manual cannon
280:53
but as you will note
280:56
it's very good so let me reduce my
280:58
renaissance down a little bit because
280:59
this is nuts okay
281:01
if you click oh [ __ ]
281:03
yep let me grab my button again
281:08
is that not gonna work now ah
281:10
minecraft used to work so differently
281:13
um
281:15
okay
281:16
i'll do this then instead
281:19
this will work just as well
281:21
okay so you go up one block you do that
281:24
you do this
281:27
and then you
281:29
that was wrong
281:30
that still worked though
281:34
okay let me i forgot to move the uh to
281:37
move the lever
281:38
uh but yeah basically this
281:42
do that and then 12 bunch of that i love
281:45
every one of them
281:48
shoots shoots tnt everywhere if you want
281:49
to make it a little bit more accurate
281:51
too you can do something like this and
281:54
just put like
281:55
just just do a little bit of this you
281:57
don't actually need a big long barrel
281:59
you just need to be able to do that so
282:00
you can come here do that and then just
282:03
like
282:06
and then it will shoot tnt everywhere
282:10
it's perfect really
282:12
yeah that's my actual cannoning tip
282:15
you're welcome
282:17
it is very fun to do if you need to just
282:19
quickly make a bit of a mess out of your
282:21
friend's face
282:23
yeah it works oh that one might blow up
282:26
it's fine anyway you seem good at this
282:29
have you ever considered doing minecraft
282:32
professionally i have
282:34
slime was really interested in how to
282:36
make a cannon yeah until i like murdered
282:38
his friend in front of his face this
282:40
poor guy a flight kit look how many look
282:43
what i've done
282:45
uh but yeah
282:46
and actually i just realized a slightly
282:48
better way you could do this
282:50
um if you if you make the water like
282:53
what's it called if you make it not flow
282:55
any direction
282:57
so for example
282:58
like this
283:02
it will be a lot more accurate of a
283:03
cannon
283:05
and you know what's weird it looks like
283:06
this is going to be in the way because
283:07
the tnt is there and that's there but
283:09
that's not actually how tnt works
283:11
so if you do this
283:20
it will blow up so don't do that
283:24
so just yeah so you got to make sure not
283:26
to do that
283:31
whoops
283:35
you got to make sure not to do what i
283:36
did there
283:37
uh because that was a demonstration of
283:39
how to do it incorrectly but see if you
283:42
do mess it up it's so easy to really
283:44
rebuild the cannon again there's not one
283:46
single piece of redstone in the whole
283:47
thing
283:48
it's all easy and good you just gotta do
283:51
it you know
283:55
it's a very simple thing to pull off
283:57
it's it's a very cool and epic
284:00
um
284:05
anyway
284:08
but yeah if you don't make the water
284:10
move it shouldn't i'm not entirely sure
284:12
why it did that um however you can
284:15
always fool proof it by doing this and
284:17
now there is again no moving water in it
284:19
but then [ __ ] then now there's that [ __ ]
284:22
maybe you can't always do that
284:24
never to mind
284:26
you need to be able to put a button
284:27
there
284:30
interesting i wonder if i do if i make
284:32
this a little bit more complex it might
284:34
actually function even e might actually
284:36
function a little bit better
284:40
if you
284:41
if you're really scared of it blowing up
284:42
again and looking like an idiot like i
284:44
am you can do that
284:46
so now there is no air gaps in this
284:48
entire thing besides there it's fine
284:55
oh [ __ ]
284:57
that worked
284:58
so yeah little quick easy cannon that
285:00
never blows up ever
285:09
it never blows up ever uh it's a great
285:12
canon if you want to try and use it um
285:15
yeah i mean really really cool
285:17
as you can see i've already showed you
285:18
the canon so i don't need to show it you
285:20
again
285:21
uh it's just behind me now
285:23
so it's it's all good yeah you know it's
285:26
solid anyway i'm gonna go build that i
285:27
have uh i'm glad i could offer you
285:29
something useful anyway i'm gonna go now
285:31
because i've been streaming for a very
285:32
long time and don't get me wrong i do
285:35
love streaming minecraft however i am
285:37
tired
285:39
done my tutorial
285:40
okay what the [ __ ]
285:47
i got my minecraft itch out the way for
285:48
a bit
285:49
uh and yeah i'll see you boys peace
285:53
i'm gonna go eat another one of these
285:54
[ __ ]
285:55
sour candies see you boys
285:57
ah
285:58
pogba
286:00
thank you thank you all right see you
286:02
boys bye-bye
286:04
wait shall we fix my hair
286:08
cannon with me sometime babe all right
286:10
so