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here we go again
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[Music]
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here we go again
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[ __ ]
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you say it like it's you say like my
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streams are something to fear
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i'm i promise this is a great
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non-dangerous stream that i'm about to
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have
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i promise i i promise you
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holy [ __ ] i'm lying
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[Music]
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okay
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boys
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it's me
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hello
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voice crack shut the f listen shush
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shush
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okay
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hello how are you brace yourselves
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listen so recently recently i've been
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away from streaming a little bit i i
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took a couple days break
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now why you may ask i went to london i
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went to london i saw riza i had
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halloween
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it was a fun fun time year anniversary
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already
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um
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now
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oh let me go on to
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five days well you know one or two days
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who knows anyway let me let me show you
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me i just realized that i didn't really
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grace you with the presence of a
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halloween outfit so welcome to late
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halloween
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almost a year since hello did a sub from
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um
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what's
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up it's me again
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i'm back
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uh i think just about as everyone every
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dude did on halloween i am a maid
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i am a i'm not a cat girl maid but
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because i couldn't find the [ __ ] cat
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ears in time what [ __ ] also how do
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people keep these on
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like these have no method of sticking i
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don't know oh now the nice username show
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up because my waist is shaped like uh
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like a [ __ ]
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like a like a uh like a hourglass
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perfectly giant hips you know giant hips
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giant shoulders these this thing just
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doesn't want to stay in one spot it's
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going to fall off forever i keep needing
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to pull it down
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it sucks anyway
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hello
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black bar what's up dude don't look at
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the black bra i have to cover like the
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[ __ ] anyway god anyway
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so what did i do
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what did i
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what did i do in london you may ask say
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hi to a googly eye chair oh [ __ ] his
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eyes
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did you cross them in the back
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are you supposed to they're like
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they're like straps though they're not
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you don't cross them anyway so six
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months
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looking i went to london recently i went
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to london for a couple days i wasn't
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streaming i'm very sorry and what did
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what did i do in london
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just as everyone would
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the the normal thing i got a couple
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souvenirs
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just a couple
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just a couple souvenirs give me one
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minute
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let me show you
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just a couple souvenirs
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london was really fun i liked it a lot
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imma tell you right now
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this stream is attacks right off
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um
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listen
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i
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uh as you may know
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um
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very good with money financially
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i'm a very smart boy entertaining
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streamer ever smiley face i'm a very
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smart boy when it comes to content and
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it's make my whole year a good day's
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smiles congratulations for 506k
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subscribers oh god the close up
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he's just typing oh my god is that a gun
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okay the straps are supposed to cross in
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the back wow that's a lot of airsoft but
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you can't cross them in the back they
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don't they don't cross
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they don't cross
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they don't cross
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they don't cross
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it's impossible for them to cross anyway
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so
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okay so let me uh
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this this
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i legally i think i have to show you
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these
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so i'm very sorry this isn't so i would
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hate i hate showing you new toys that i
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bought
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um but i have to legally i've got to do
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it i'm very sorry that you have to see
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this
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um but anyway would you like me to show
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you them this is going to suck would you
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like me to show you them
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would you like me to show you them i'll
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talk you through them watch this hold on
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compensating for something
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no my masculinity is in check what do i
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need to compensate for i am a manly
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manly man who doesn't need to prove
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who doesn't need to prove anything i'm a
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manly man that don't need to prove
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nothing is this going to go bang
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no
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because i'm smart with guns anyway
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i'll show you this one first hello this
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was the very first one we got uh marisa
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went off to a store for a halloween
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outfit she wanted a cowboy gun otherwise
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known as a revolver
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and then uh
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this [ __ ] outfit dude i can't like
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random bits of it are too small and
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random bits of it are too big
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there's not a high quality piece of
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garment anyway
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boys wearing a princess dress this is
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actually a maids dress anyway um get it
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right
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so we got this thing and it's pretty
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cool
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six months bog how's it going
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got this thing it's like a six shooter
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look you can do this with it hold on
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it's so hard to do on camera
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you can flick it back in look at that
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you drop it out again hell yeah it's an
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airsoft gun so it shoots like bbs the
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handle opens up co2
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why is there co2 in there and it's not
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actually going bang anyway but yeah it's
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pretty it's kind of cool it's a little
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bit cheap
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but it's kind of cool let me show you
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and then as soon as we got this thing as
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soon as uh as soon as i found out that
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this sort of thing existed spin the
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barrel and close it hold on
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it's like
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[ __ ] hold on i almost got it though
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[ __ ] hold on
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anyway so
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as soon as we found out about that i was
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i was immediately hooked immediately i
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feel like i've given myself a new hobby
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uh i'm a weapons man as you know i have
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collected quite a few i have quite the
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arsenal going
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anyway i'm gonna put this thing back
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back with the loadout
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the more you say manly man the more
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copium you ingest
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let me show you a cool one ah let me
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show you a very cool one
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so i'm a big fan of uh call of duty and
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i got this thing this is a fully metal
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fully metal beretta i only got this
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today actually it's the m9 m9a3 beretta
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oh [ __ ] god this chair my [ __ ]
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i hate these straps so much
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so
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i swear
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lord please okay
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i will do it i'll shoot these straps
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right off
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ah you forgot the discord notifications
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again yeah yeah it's fine i'll do it now
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dude i need to permanently like shrug to
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keep these straps on me because they
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just naturally want to ride up there's
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no like way of securing it
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black barn or pink dress someone was in
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a hurry
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why aren't y'all talking about my bra
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it's fine it's fine it is fine just take
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a dude hold on if i took off the straps
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does it look weird
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no can i just go around like this this
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is gonna be fine right
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it still looks anyway uh
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took the straps under the skirt it's
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fine i'll just do this maybe i can make
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something kind of cute if i do this
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good enough anyway
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i'll let him droop so yeah i got this
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thing
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oh it's
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okay i got this thing
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ah it's a beretta it's made of metal it
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feels very cool it's a little bit stiff
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because i just got it today but yeah i
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got this thing
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i feel like this is gonna get like
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oh these are all airsoft guns by the way
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uh i should mention i didn't buy a real
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gun um
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i can't buy real guns i'm in the uk
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these are all uh the the reason i point
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out it's all made of metal is because
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it's impressive that it's made of metal
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not all the ammo
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nervous with your total lack of gun
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safety
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what lack of gun safety
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what what about what i'm doing is wrong
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i have not
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picked it up by the trigger yet
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ah i wouldn't do it i wouldn't do it at
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all rosecroft oh dude a way better thing
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what about gun safety am i doing
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yeah these wrong are dumb they're all
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americans anyway everyone watch out it's
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a fanboy with a gun
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okay but um oh wait it's not on safety
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there we go now i can do this so
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now i'm being safe
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um
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none of these have
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t less gang none of these have anything
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in it but
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i wonder if it has any
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17 does it have any boom in it
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no i was wondering if it would go bang
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co2 made of gas anyway so i got this
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thing i got another one i liked it so
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much i got another one but this time
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like goddamn james bond i have a
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suppressor on it or a moderator 15
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months punk or a silencer
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for over a year i have another one look
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at this boy oh now this one
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yeah is also a air gun this one might go
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bang
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yep
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nothing comes out of it it is just air
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yeah
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look at that very epic
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can you tell i'm having fun bro shoots
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herself this stream i really hope not
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that thing i shot myself before was an
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airsoft gun this is an air gun you can
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tell it's more dangerous because it
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doesn't have the word soft in it um
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don't get me wrong
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the camisole is focused on the mic
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there we go is that better yeah i'm
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better okay cool buy more guns from wolf
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armories
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let me tell you about a story is this
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you okay
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let me tell you about a story
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okay before i just show you a bunch of
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guns and this just becomes a [ __ ]
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show-and-tell like a youtube uh unboxing
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review listen
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do you want to hear about how the
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[ __ ] airsoft guy
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made my week
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made my [ __ ] week i am on the top of
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the world right now ego higher than ever
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do you want to hear about this i'll tell
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it as as best i can remember it holy
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[ __ ] talk quieter no
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so i'm gonna tell this as as best i can
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possibly remember it right as accurately
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as my memory can serve me so
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here's what happened
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i go to this store where i got this
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stuff
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and uh which one did i get from you uh
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this one i got this one from them so
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place in london i got it from it's
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called wolf armories just so you know
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anyway
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so i went over there after marisa went
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there
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and uh i had a lot of fun there was this
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guy um where the google reviews of the
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place were not too favorable of i'm not
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sure if you know this because i know by
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the way
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anyway so either way the um
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[Music]
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we're not still streaming on minecraft
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right we just set it to just chatting
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okay good still out of focus i don't
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care the uh
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so i go into this place it's great right
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an arsenal of guns on the wall all of
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the youtuber all the youtube all the
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google reviews for this place thread
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like four stars all then all the
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positive ones are very positive they're
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great they're exactly how i came out of
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it with all the negative ones always
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focused on someone right and they were
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saying how they didn't like the attitude
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of one of the employees so we were like
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oh okay me and marie's going in there
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let's see if we can find this employee
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now listen
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we as soon as we get in there's only two
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employees there it's a very small shop
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it's a very enthusiast sort of thing
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it always is right
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so
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we came in first guy very nice we
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actually had to return something he let
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us return it very good situation already
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went into the back room a [ __ ] m you
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know the scene out the matrix where they
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just go guns we need guns and then the
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[ __ ] halls of guns came around
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picture that
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it's that that's the room guns on
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everything
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oh i mean [ __ ]
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you'll get the answer anyway let me
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finish i'll show you i'll tell you so
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here's the thing as rose by the way i
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look like this but minus the pink dress
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show and a hat and a and a mask because
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you know we're safety covered anyway so
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here's the thing
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uh we're into this room it's amazing
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it's my wonderland i said i could spend
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all day in there and we immediately i
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i'm we meet the guy in there the guy in
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there is definitely the one that google
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reviews are talking about i say listen
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i'm into this just sort of like i don't
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do airsoft at all we're in airsoft store
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i don't do air stuff i just kind of
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think they're cool and he's actually
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surprisingly nice about it but does make
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a bit of a snarky remark i am may i add
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uh
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that's a good quote anyway sorry i'm
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kind of ignoring stuff right now so um
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all this happens we're we're talking
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about i'm going back and forth and stuff
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i get something out of case i go oh do
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you have any 911s i really like the 911.
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it gives me one of them i say ah it's
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plasticky it kind of feels kind of cheap
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i don't like it
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and i wanted this one instead this one
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is all metal it's way more fun to play
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with uh it's on green gas it's uh what's
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it called it's uh 1911. my bad wanted a
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911.
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i wanted to uh i can't make jokes anyway
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so here's the thing
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can't jokes like that uh so
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he didn't like the fact that i picked
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this one i don't think because he gave
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me uh
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should have murked him oh great idea
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so
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here's the thing
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isn't he supposed to be in thong month
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week by the way anyway so uh
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i get this one he seems dissatisfied
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that i like this one more than the other
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one
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um but either because he was like that's
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one's a worse quality a little bit of a
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snarky remark but i let it go we start
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trying like you know we're trying to be
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friendly and everything like that we're
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making jokes we're talking about the
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wall of guns we're asking him about his
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opinion on different like and different
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brands and we're slowly like getting
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like more friendly right we're with
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there for all we're obviously buying
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stuff with being good customers we start
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buying stuff we start to crack this guy
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like we started to be friends with him a
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little bit it's very nice very wholesome
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interaction
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uh like he starts showing us like
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different stuff off this [ __ ] gun
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wall of rifles and he starts showing us
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hold on
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we and raza immediately was interested
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in this
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let me show you
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oh marisa like this one
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um for obvious reasons
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marie's like this one first stream i
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have caught on time in a while do you
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gotta say i really love that dress can i
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tear it off you
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smile
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risa really likes this one because it
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does this hold on
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because it does this
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[Music]
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it's very fun um
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oop can i just put on safety
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which one's [ __ ] single
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right he does that it is only the third
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and i lost no nut november already
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thanks finn
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in [ __ ] 18 minutes in 18 minutes dude
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that was quick anyway so
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but thank you for the donation
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i'm sorry was it to me
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i personally make it my my goal in life
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to make people fail no no november but
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i'm out of bananas so i'm kind of
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screwed anyway
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ah so we get this he's like showing us
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to it he like clicks in the battery and
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everything he's like showing his
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examples he comes out from around the
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counter he's like oh look at this
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he shows us making jokes there's a luger
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which if you know anything about uh
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weapons uh firearms that's a german gun
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typically used by the bad guys in one
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particular war
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um
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uh the germans marisa is also german
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by the way try and say that [ __ ]
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anyway it's the anyway so
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we're immediately many jokes come out of
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that again we're making friends with
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this dude it's really nice it's very fun
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and um yeah we've made like jokes about
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how maurice is like as soon as she picks
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up the luger she's gonna [ __ ] flash
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back
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we're making a little bit of world war
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two jokes at maurice's expense but it is
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nice and we get all this stuff after all
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another one we got was this
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i lost 10 n 20 minutes in cause i wasn't
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sober and didn't realize it was november
19:44
already skeptical another one maurice
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got was this one which i think is pretty
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pretty nice it makes this noise
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oh let me make it
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it doesn't do like
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it doesn't move but it does shoot them
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all
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and it is very
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loud anyway so it does that oh yeah and
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the thing how does this come off hold on
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yeah big boy magazine
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ow anyway so
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fun times all around you could say so
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we're doing yo that's sick right so
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we're doing all of this thing this also
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detached this is really fun no one told
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me the ak mag release was so fun
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just to do that that's satisfying so
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many years of playing call of duty have
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culminated to this
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anyway so
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by the way most of this stuff is like
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all metal we're all into that anyway
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besides the mac 10 annoyingly anyway
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oh by the way all airsoft guns by the
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way
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not real guns
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um so we're getting all this stuff very
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very fun
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we end up packing it all up i also got a
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yes so i got the i got these two
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i think no no i didn't get those two i
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got this one
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[ __ ] oh and i got
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yeah this one
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i got this one from there as well which
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is another favorite i think it's i don't
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know what it is gun people will know i'm
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sticking with the idea that it's a p250
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a five seven no okay you haven't seen a
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five seven oh five seven would be so
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cool but anyway
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i think it's p250
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someone know
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p320 i don't know deagle okay even i'm
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not
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p50 pp69
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to pp69
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but it is also an airsoft gun so i got
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these two and they feel very cool
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so
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a lot of a lot of things to play with on
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my desk
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uk no real guns yeah these are not real
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guns these are air supplies
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look reported lull it's airsoft guns
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guys
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gosh darn it
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anyway look normal magazines don't have
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a spring in it
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well normal magazines don't have a co2
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cartridge in them anyway funny
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vegetables thought it was you it was the
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guns
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what the hell
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so anyway
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um we go through uh we're going through
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like doing all stuff we're packing it
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all up obviously we've bought a good
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amount of stuff so we're very happy he's
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very happy um patroned the uh the
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establishment and we had a nice talk and
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everything like i joked around together
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and as you're packing everything up
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paying for it showing that i you know i
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i'm good i can pay for it blah blah
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we get everything packaged and we start
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waiting for the you but we call newborns
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like seven minutes away [ __ ] okay we'll
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wait it's not that long so we start
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standing by the door making sure
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everything can fit in our luggage and
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the luggage is about to become very very
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heavy
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and um
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we just cause you know we bought a lot
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of stuff
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and um
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so this guy
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same guy the gun salesman
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comes over to us and he starts standing
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quite close to me and marisa but just
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standing like this
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and it
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like that
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right and it gets a little bit not
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serious but like by the way this is so
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loose my waistline's so good now i've
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lost so much weight you can't even tell
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anyway um a friend of mine owns adaya
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kluger he loves that thing to no end
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what is k-98 rifle
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is he german anyway so so here's what we
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got right he's standing next to us like
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this she's kind of he's a little bit
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more serious right and he's looking at
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us and marisa makes eye contact with him
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he doesn't say anything and in my head
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i'm like he doesn't think we're we've
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stolen something right we just had all
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this right
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he doesn't think we've stolen something
23:38
that's insane
23:40
uh because we were like standing by
23:41
other merchandise right and we were
23:42
talking about it and stuff so there's no
23:44
way we stole something there's no way
23:46
but that's how that's the sort of like
23:48
watching we're getting right
23:51
thank god you're wearing shorts under
23:53
the dress
23:55
i'm wearing uh what's it called i'm
23:56
wearing a little bit of like
23:58
my safety
24:00
safety it's not even short it's like
24:02
booty short i mean it's like
24:04
yeah it's pretty much booty shorts
24:06
so nice i didn't realize you saw that
24:10
anyway so
24:11
i would start crying
24:13
either way but it's like bear in mind
24:15
this is maybe 10 seconds worth of time
24:17
it's not he's not he's not staying there
24:18
for like multiple minutes
24:20
and then after a while and you got to
24:22
imagine right this is what i look like
24:24
do i have a hat i don't you got to
24:26
imagine this is what
24:27
this is how we look right we may look
24:29
like robbers a little bit let me just
24:31
quickly i don't want to ruin my makeup
24:35
this is what i'm like
24:39
i you know maybe a little bit suss but
24:41
either way
24:42
i'm gonna keep this on for the purpose
24:44
of the story so
24:46
after a while we lock eyes me and the
24:49
gun salesmen we look at each other
24:51
you're the gun salesman right now just
24:52
this for one second and he says
24:56
he says
24:58
i bet you don't get recognized often and
25:00
i go
25:03
no [ __ ] way
25:04
no [ __ ] way and he goes finster and i
25:08
go
25:09
no [ __ ] way there's no way that for
25:13
an hour that i was in this store just
25:15
[ __ ] around with guns and stuff
25:17
acting like i was rambo that he knew me
25:19
the entire time
25:21
he
25:23
and holy [ __ ] i swear to god we didn't
25:26
stop talking about it till the uber came
25:28
i was talking about on the way back and
25:30
we were like oh my god it's so nice to
25:31
meet you i didn't get his i didn't get
25:32
that goddamn name i wish i got like a
25:34
picture with them or something but like
25:36
oh my god
25:38
they're at wolf armories in london if
25:40
you want to go there that's the one i
25:42
went to
25:43
it's great it's an airsoft store if
25:44
you're into air stuff you will love it
25:46
very informative but oh my [ __ ] god
25:49
you know who you are
25:52
i said i'm gonna be streaming i'm gonna
25:55
be showing all this stuff off because i
25:57
find it cool as hell
25:59
i'd die right there i almost did
26:02
can't lip read when you have the mask on
26:04
oh my bad but um
26:07
yeah holy [ __ ] he's locking dude oh
26:11
i didn't oh oh
26:14
i didn't know who he was until the last
26:16
few minutes i know you're [ __ ]
26:18
twitched now
26:21
or her actually i'm not really sure on
26:23
your pronouns uh
26:25
huh
26:30
is gun salesman in chat yeah they are
26:32
um let me see
26:34
i'm just making sure i'm typing it right
26:35
i don't know why i think i did two
26:37
months but whatever
26:39
i've had to use vp uh do be fine with
26:42
hitting me up and make sure if you want
26:43
to be known or not fabulous before i
26:45
read out anything
26:47
but
26:47
use cody girl lol
26:51
oh yeah so uh it's my tax evasion stream
26:54
but yeah dude holy [ __ ] do you have an
26:56
instagram yeah it's rose twitch i'm sure
26:58
there it is
26:59
sorry it's fine okay great
27:02
uh lynn can i call you lynn sorry oh
27:04
[ __ ] mommy sorry
27:06
mommy shut up sorry shut up
27:08
sorry shut up
27:12
thank you i'm so sorry
27:16
i'm so sorry about that one thing that i
27:18
just did sorry it's not real it's an
27:21
airsoft gun
27:24
it's real [ __ ] loud does that come
27:26
through out loud
27:28
the other day if i'm spending hundreds
27:30
of dollars on knives in a few months i'm
27:33
blaming you
27:35
just wait till you get on this pm2 grind
27:38
i uh if you've already got a tenacious
27:40
dude if you got a tenacious you're kind
27:41
of good it's like you could end your
27:42
collection there it's a great knife
27:44
um you're just gonna you're probably
27:46
gonna immediately want like oh i want a
27:48
better steel on the knife and then
27:49
you're going to go down the same rabbit
27:50
hole you're getting me to get extensions
27:54
why is that good as you get what else
27:55
i've got is you got i'm showing them all
27:57
off baby
27:58
um
28:00
holding guns is immensely attractive
28:02
i know
28:03
i wish i was in a uh something that like
28:06
fits me a bit better because like holy
28:08
[ __ ] the photo shoots i would do with
28:09
these i did get one photo with me in
28:11
that same hoodie that literally matches
28:13
this color so i was like posing with it
28:15
uh let me see what let me show you what
28:17
else i got
28:18
so
28:19
here's another really fun one that i got
28:22
i got this from an airgun store
28:26
look at this [ __ ]
28:28
look at these
28:35
oh wait it goes bang
28:41
anyway so yeah by the way it's all air
28:44
guns but yeah i kind of really want to
28:46
be able to do the uh
28:51
thing but i don't know how
28:54
the finches the baby but yeah
28:57
i don't know how to uncock it yet i
28:59
don't know that much about it but anyway
29:01
also i don't have that long arms to do
29:03
that flip like how does anyone do that
29:05
that hack is now the manliest vibrator
29:07
you own lol
29:10
as opposed to the girl ace vibrator that
29:12
i own you want to see what's really cool
29:14
about that one though is this stuff
29:18
so
29:19
you may be asking
29:20
how does it work
29:22
no one asked that but i'm gonna tell you
29:24
um let me show you how it works now the
29:28
people that like guns
29:31
you're gonna like this
29:33
okay
29:34
how does this thing work you might ask
29:36
how do you load it
29:38
it gives you these
29:40
not real by the way
29:42
you literally the same way a few photos
29:45
with different real ones different
29:46
gunners and post them to insta hey what
29:50
am i saying that's not gonna happen
29:53
probably not especially not in this
29:54
outfit because i don't think it looks
29:56
that good but i feel like you'd like it
29:58
it literally does this
30:00
rose have watched your stream for two
30:02
years you have not idea how much i enjoy
30:05
your entertainment
30:06
can
30:11
yes but give me a sec i'll load this
30:13
thing so the way these work right these
30:15
little things that i'm putting in here
30:17
they're just like mini barrels you put a
30:20
bb into the end of it like this right
30:22
and it's this is just a tube right so
30:25
they just look like
30:27
i mean they feel like they're made out
30:28
of brown
30:30
they're made of metal [ __ ] it that's
30:31
going to work that's enough hey
30:33
gbb or electric or bolt action
30:39
i don't know what gbb is
30:41
uh i'm mainly familiar with not those
30:44
terms oh damn
30:45
oh [ __ ] hey look at this [ __ ] look what
30:47
it does in celebration thanks for the 11
30:49
gifted subs i had that number
30:51
watch this
30:52
oh gas blowback oh blow back a hundred
30:55
percent
30:56
gas blow back all the way that's
30:58
everything i don't own one that's not
30:59
besides this one actually well i do i
31:01
the revolvers don't blow back obviously
31:03
watch this
31:05
wait let me load it right so that is the
31:07
thing right here
31:09
right so there it is and that cycles in
31:12
and when you shoot it
31:13
right when you do this
31:16
it [ __ ] spits it out again look at
31:18
this much to get you out from america
31:21
youtube video
31:23
also have you ever fired holy [ __ ]
31:26
that's so cool to me
31:28
that's so cool to me
31:30
oh my god i love that i'm gonna have to
31:32
find all those now the lever is too
31:34
small to be able to do the spin lever
31:36
reload the correct lever looks like a
31:39
giant circle
31:40
uh okay fair enough i mean i could
31:43
probably figure it out but i don't know
31:45
i don't think i care enough
31:48
i'll get one video where i somehow
31:50
fumble around and manage to do it but
31:52
yeah there's that thing it's cool as
31:54
[ __ ]
31:55
minox thank you for the 13 gifted subs
31:58
the other two i got i'll show you
32:01
is
32:02
these two
32:04
so let's put this here for now i'll
32:06
explain that later so
32:08
i got myself another this one's made by
32:10
remington obviously um i got myself a
32:13
1911 but like full full metal everything
32:17
about this thing is [ __ ] insane it's
32:20
so like
32:21
it's like the original weirdly it's
32:23
smooth as hell terminator reload with
32:25
that shotgun it's gonna go bang
32:28
it's not a shotgun
32:30
it does this
32:32
six months punk
32:34
anyway
32:37
so yeah that's this one a little bit
32:40
less interesting which is why i'm
32:41
showing it not last let me show you the
32:43
last one i got
32:45
i got this [ __ ]
32:47
ah
32:49
this
32:51
this [ __ ] gun
32:54
air gun by the way sure if you've ever
32:56
heard a rich sp1 but if you want an
32:58
actual pistol that's made for playing
33:00
and just feels amazing in general i can
33:03
only recommend it
33:05
uh so this thing all real wood
33:08
oh plane just feels amazing
33:12
okay i haven't i don't actually know
33:13
what the ssp one looks like but okay
33:16
i'll look it up afterwards that seems
33:18
nice i can't get there you can't get
33:19
these little no not november but i
33:21
already got an orchiectomy can i get a w
33:26
he'll never lose okay so i got this
33:29
thing right now you may have seen these
33:31
as a kid
33:32
i'm not gonna like [ __ ] it all the way
33:33
but you break the barrel of that you
33:36
then put a thing in that spring there
33:39
you let it go again
33:41
you click it like that so it's not
33:43
currently loaded fps finster all right
33:45
trigger don't do nothing uh so there's
33:47
an automatic safety that engages in
33:49
everything
33:50
all good completely safe but yeah
33:54
this let me introduce you to the uk gun
33:56
laws anything that puts out 12 foot
33:58
pounds of force or more is then
34:01
considered a real gun no matter what it
34:03
shoots it could shoot a piece of paper
34:05
if it puts out 12 foot pounds
34:07
of force out the end of the muzzle it's
34:09
a real gun
34:11
this puts out 11.
34:17
it's [ __ ] insane i've never the
34:19
difference of power between one of these
34:22
and one of these is honestly a little
34:24
bit terrifying i feel like i shouldn't
34:26
be allowed this but i am
34:30
weirdly
34:31
but yeah
34:34
get me wrong by the way this thing even
34:35
the uk gun laws like even if it's
34:37
considered a good it doesn't mean it's a
34:38
real like this couldn't break bone it
34:40
couldn't like
34:42
this if this hit
34:44
a i don't even know i'm trying to give
34:45
you an idea
34:47
it will go through like
34:49
a can of baked beans
34:51
it'll go through a can of baked beans
34:54
a full can of baked beans which is still
34:56
terrifying the long way at least
34:58
in one side out the other right
35:00
it'll go through like four empty cans of
35:03
baked beans
35:04
because you know prove it i'd do it i'm
35:06
not gonna make that much of them i'm not
35:07
gonna shoot it inside the house i did it
35:09
this morning
35:10
um but yeah
35:12
uh i don't know what that really equates
35:14
to i'm sure if you hit like
35:18
a person
35:21
it would just
35:22
really [ __ ] hurt it's obviously not
35:25
you know bad it's not gonna actually
35:28
it's not a defense thing this is purely
35:30
a sporting thing i think like the
35:32
equivalent of like uh
35:36
a 22 caliber pistol which americans like
35:38
laugh at or rifle
35:40
um you know
35:42
that's like orders of magnitude greater
35:44
than this you
35:46
a 22 caliber like bullet is gonna go
35:49
[ __ ]
35:50
it's you know that's like 10 of 20 of
35:52
these things put together but yeah this
35:54
to me is still
35:55
in insane it's [ __ ] crazy but anyway
35:59
i have this
36:00
that could kill you [ __ ] a 22 caliber
36:02
piss rifle yeah but this isn't that this
36:05
is uh
36:07
it shoots things that about
36:10
hope you have a good week pico moysa
36:12
just remember your chat likes you
36:15
picom
36:18
hmm
36:19
i don't know what that means but also
36:20
holy [ __ ] thank you for the fifty
36:22
dollars dull hairs pose with the
36:24
question send
36:27
i should have taken a picture of all the
36:28
ones on the table oh my god
36:31
yeah
36:33
i'm good i wash in my eye
36:36
and 22 yeah we'll kill people yeah i
36:38
know that's my point this thing is
36:41
this thing is not this thing is not even
36:43
close to that
36:44
a 22lr can kill everything with a good
36:46
hit yes but that's what i mean a 20 like
36:49
that's what i mean a 22 is
36:53
considered a smaller round in america
36:54
and is
36:56
it you know that's the difference of
36:57
like
37:00
it's a i'd say it's like 50 times more
37:02
powerful than this
37:03
so if you imagine that sort of thing
37:05
like you couldn't go through
37:08
i'd say
37:09
[Music]
37:13
what could this not go through
37:16
like a very thin sheet of plywood
37:18
anyway
37:20
so
37:23
oh a good way to put it is it would be
37:24
very like you couldn't you could maybe
37:28
maybe
37:29
you do like pest control you could maybe
37:32
be able to take out a mouse with it
37:34
maybe but that's again from zero to uk
37:38
level of gun that's that's [ __ ] crazy
37:42
you got it for a second crg crj one
37:46
[ __ ] millisecond you got it what
37:48
happened to going to the real gun
37:49
shooting range suggested a while ago you
37:52
don't need a gun license for it yeah if
37:55
you did want a gun license in the uk the
37:57
process is easier than the process of
37:59
buying a house or getting a driver's
38:01
license
38:02
um
38:04
yeah i don't think i'd need a gun
38:07
in my opinion don't be wrong like listen
38:09
i would find okay personally i would
38:11
find guns a lot less interesting
38:14
like
38:15
dude i can
38:17
i i i'm like half aware that this is
38:19
safe right now like if i accident if
38:22
this accidentally just went off if i
38:23
somehow something went wrong in my brain
38:26
there was
38:26
a bb in there and gas in there and it
38:29
was loaded and off safety and i [ __ ]
38:31
around with it
38:33
and it hit me in the leg it would leave
38:34
a very very bad bruise
38:36
i can't just [ __ ] around like that with
38:38
a real gun that thing i'd be terrified
38:40
to have that i think
38:42
i thought i was way more pro-gun
38:45
i mean
38:46
i thought i was way more like very
38:48
comfortable with the idea of guns and
38:51
then i went to america
38:53
and i saw a security guard
38:55
doing this right in fact i can
38:56
demonstrate because it's almost the
38:58
exact same thing they were just standing
39:00
there like this
39:02
right just like this just just doing
39:05
that at the airport
39:07
a meter away from me like as close as we
39:09
are now just [ __ ]
39:12
and yelling at people by the way and
39:14
yelling at people going like hey move
39:17
right terrified holy [ __ ] i 100 get it
39:21
how people are scared of guns it is
39:23
[ __ ]
39:24
intimidating um i guess that's the point
39:27
but like yeah no i i uh
39:30
anyway
39:31
but yeah no that's um
39:33
scary
39:35
i i like to be able to play with stuff i
39:37
don't like buying a science desk
39:40
under your skirt or buy a small airsoft
39:42
gun and tuck it into the top of your
39:44
stockings
39:46
oh do i have a small airsoft gun
39:49
no
39:50
ah this wouldn't tuck into the top of my
39:52
stockings
39:54
guys okay be real with me
39:57
would you notice
39:58
my concealed carrot
40:02
be real
40:03
would you notice
40:05
it's i feel like i've disguised it
40:07
pretty well
40:09
walking around this is me walking right
40:12
you never know just shopping doing my
40:14
thing but in an instant
40:16
a bad guy approaches
40:23
ready right you know i feel like i could
40:25
make it i could make it this way i want
40:27
to move to texas
40:28
i'm ready in an instant
40:34
but yeah no it's good by the way twitch
40:36
yet again displaying these airsoft guns
40:39
they ain't real
40:41
i'm not being just generally unsafe
40:43
these are considered toys in the us and
40:46
even in the uk all you need to be is 18
40:49
so you're good you don't even need it
40:51
there's no anything these are these are
40:53
practically adult toys
40:55
but you know
40:56
still be treated seriously but little
40:59
lagerly
41:01
anyway i don't want to be that
41:03
nice brewster ready
41:06
texas you don't have to hide it it's
41:08
literally on your hip jesus [ __ ]
41:10
nice
41:11
first time watching
41:14
nice but anyway
41:17
i really like these they're really fun
41:18
to play around with um
41:22
oh shouldn't have done that
41:26
hold on
41:28
okay
41:29
uh what the hell does this do oh that's
41:31
how you assemble disassemble it oh [ __ ]
41:34
okay i'm gonna put it on safety so
41:36
yeah
41:38
is that a weapon in your stockings or
41:40
you just please to see me
41:42
imagine co2 bb well rod bro
41:48
oh well i mean that's kind of like what
41:50
it is i guess
41:52
like
41:52
these things are loud but they're not
41:54
like
41:56
you know they're not loud i i don't know
41:57
what they're fi i don't know what a gun
41:59
sounds like
42:01
like this doesn't you can fire this in a
42:03
cl in a echoey box the loudest one i
42:06
have in an echoey box without hearing
42:09
protection and you'd be like oh that was
42:10
a bit loud
42:12
but you wouldn't you wouldn't be like an
42:13
it wouldn't be even like bad you know so
42:15
i'm not i i how that compares to a
42:18
[ __ ] a gun i imagine is
42:21
very different
42:23
anyway
42:25
shakes the room
42:28
yeah i think the weirdest thing for me
42:29
was that uh
42:31
sniper looking thing that one like has a
42:34
bit of recoil only the tiniest bit but
42:37
like enough that it goes like dunk like
42:39
you move like that much
42:41
barely like dunk right
42:45
i'm overplaying it right like a little
42:47
tiny bit you can feel it move
42:49
right
42:50
that's like that uh
42:53
that was the most surprising thing so
42:55
it's not uber powerful
42:57
looking cute as [ __ ] today thank you oh
42:59
my god thanks thanks thanks boys and all
43:02
women
43:03
anyway real girl guns don't kick that
43:06
bad ah
43:07
or like actually i'll show you how it
43:08
kicks hold on uh which one's got
43:10
something in it this one's got co2
43:12
no bb
43:14
ah [ __ ]
43:19
okay like it kicks like this watch
43:21
[Music]
43:25
did you see a kick i'm holding it limp
43:27
wristed as hell like that's how much it
43:29
kicks like let me
43:31
hold on
43:32
can i like [ __ ] maybe
43:34
pull it
43:35
like do you see the you know
43:38
it blasts your hair a bit with air it
43:40
doesn't kick at all um
43:43
but yeah there's that
43:45
ah i need to put it down but yeah these
43:47
are just my desk toys for a bit so uh
43:50
technically it's maurice's
43:53
technically the uh the ak and the mach
43:56
10 are murizas and the revolver is
43:58
maurice's um but yeah the rest of them
44:00
are mine and i really like them i'm i'm
44:03
i've got a couple favorites all of the
44:05
berettas
44:07
and the this particular 1911 and
44:10
whatever the pp69
44:12
um they're all
44:13
very fun to play around with
44:15
because
44:16
they're very fun
44:18
uh how much did you spend
44:25
i would like to move on from that
44:26
question
44:30
good taste thank you
44:32
uh
44:33
should i tell them
44:36
no no no you uh no
44:41
the guy bought the guns off is in chat
44:43
and i only bought half of them from you
44:48
most of the garments profits i assume
44:50
they're not that expensive uh if you
44:52
know much about them then you'll know
44:53
but
44:56
linen chat going like should i tell them
44:58
how much you spent because
45:00
no please
45:01
[ __ ] the ak and the mac 10 were
45:04
expensive but technically they were what
45:07
marisa bought i didn't personally buy
45:09
them bought them but i didn't personally
45:11
buy them i just answered i [ __ ] i just
45:14
bought two pistols which are not very
45:17
expensive
45:19
all together um i would say
45:26
i'd say too much i'd say that uh i this
45:28
is i'd say that it was a significant
45:31
purchase
45:34
two months of straight
45:38
we've got a lot of [ __ ] good quotes
45:40
today from the [ __ ] from the subs
45:43
so you borrowed riza's adult toys
45:49
i didn't even [ __ ] realize did i say
45:51
adult toys before about the guns
45:54
air guns anyway did i say adult toys was
45:56
that how that was taken by you
45:58
hold on
46:01
yes technically i'm in possession of
46:03
marisa's adult toys this one's really
46:06
cool it vibrates
46:08
it's nuts it feels very cool but it's a
46:11
little bit too loud for my taste um real
46:14
really feels like
46:16
cool i don't know
46:18
you could like i'm gonna put this
46:19
against my hair
46:22
you know but anyway
46:25
this is my favorite one
46:27
because
46:27
[Applause]
46:30
anyway
46:31
it doesn't like actually go yeah
46:33
um but that one's electric so we have
46:35
two electric ones um
46:40
anyway more than not uh where are the
46:42
knives when you're a brit
46:44
uh interestingly enough i did get
46:46
another knife do you want to see it hold
46:49
on it's gonna take me a second to grab
46:50
it though because i forgot exactly where
46:52
i put it one sec
47:03
the joys of living in america i have a
47:06
22 with a banana that i use for fun but
47:08
i better be careful because an injury or
47:10
sickness will leave me homeless yeah
47:15
america
47:17
anyway
47:18
so i got this thing now listen uh i
47:22
found this company called flytonium they
47:23
don't ship to the uk but they do ship to
47:25
germany which is where marisa lives
47:32
anyway i got this so i got a bunch of
47:34
different upgrades remember that other
47:36
knife that i had the paramilitary 2 i
47:38
upgraded the [ __ ] out of it this is now
47:40
cut shredded carbon fiber handle look at
47:43
that with a carbon fiber backspacer
47:45
titanium screws and a blue titanium
47:48
lanyard hole i don't really use a
47:50
lanyard but still there's nothing
47:51
changed about the actual blade but
47:54
it's now like rounded tight it's now
47:55
rounded uh what's it called
47:58
carbon fiber and it's very very nice and
48:00
it's very
48:02
very smooth
48:03
do you realize that once it will be
48:05
easier to learn girl voice then explain
48:08
to people that you are not a girl also
48:10
you have kind eyes and mischievous smile
48:13
both beautiful like demon and angel in
48:16
same person
48:17
love you princess that was nice oh yeah
48:20
and then you call me princess it was
48:22
very nice actually though
48:24
uh
48:25
no one's looking at the knife rose just
48:27
faced okay
48:28
thanks for the five gifted songs
48:30
holy [ __ ] spartan [ __ ] thank you for
48:32
the 500 subs that was the first time you
48:34
did subs thank you man
48:36
are you very planning on donating your
48:37
hair once you go back to short hair
48:41
honestly i don't have a plan for sure
48:43
hair yet i don't know when it's
48:45
happening and i haven't got it in the
48:46
cards yet i'm kind of like deciding
48:49
whether i want the long hair or shorter
48:51
hair
48:52
i
48:53
it's in my opinion that i look better
48:56
with shorter hair still not short hair
48:59
i'd never really had short hair but
49:01
short hair compared to this it's in my
49:04
opinion that i look better with short
49:06
hair
49:07
but not as a woman um i think i look
49:10
better with short hair as a guy and long
49:13
hair as a woman
49:15
maybe you could say i'm a little bit um
49:19
a little bit old-fashioned i like my
49:22
guys to be i like when i like when men
49:25
are men
49:26
and women are women you know
49:28
collection the hair for max profit lol
49:32
i don't like it when these new fangled
49:34
fanboys
49:36
are coming around with their fight with
49:38
their fake firearms
49:40
they're wearing skirts they're wearing
49:42
dresses they're a disgrace when my power
49:45
three arrives i want to mod it with new
49:47
scales and stuff too yeah it's great
49:50
they're uh dude it's worth it so good
49:52
the paramilitary two is a pain in the
49:54
dick to disassemble
49:56
oh look up a tutorial worst stacks than
49:59
i've ever heard i don't know what you're
50:00
talking about i'm just cosplaying it
50:03
toxic cysts and breasts playing toxic
50:05
hey airsoft dealer did finn look like a
50:07
woman in the store
50:11
that's a good question
50:13
you better pick the right answer airsoft
50:15
dealer
50:16
you better pick the right answer if you
50:17
say i didn't look
50:20
pretty as hell
50:21
you'll be banned
50:22
[Music]
50:25
oh can you confirm how tall i am that
50:27
i'm insanely tall
50:28
i said someone else i met someone else
50:30
um called moon
50:32
hello moon if you're here um i met
50:34
someone else she was fantastic i've made
50:36
sure to tell her that if she answers any
50:38
questions about my height that i'm five
50:40
foot five i'm six foot five on ebay
50:43
also
50:44
no shoulders looking at a pair of
50:46
cracked eggs
50:47
just so you know
50:52
uh fanboy hair must go through go high
50:56
on ebay
50:57
oh 16 months of looking okay
51:01
kind of interested what lin's gonna say
51:04
you literally measured yourself on the
51:05
stream six foot five i know i got that
51:08
and it's fine what brand's the ak i
51:11
remember this it's uh tokyo
51:13
miuri tokyo murray tokyo murray tokyo
51:15
muri i don't remember how to pronounce
51:17
it but it's tokyo
51:20
muay muri something like that you'll
51:23
find it
51:24
um it's very cool
51:26
maori murray
51:28
murray
51:32
i don't remember how you say it
51:34
uh i have a couple of the mac 10 is the
51:36
same brand as well
51:37
very good airsoft material
51:41
just put a wink he just put a wink he
51:44
just bought a wink ah good lord by the
51:46
way i do not know your pronouns i never
51:48
asked i do not know them
51:51
miuri
51:53
me out me i don't [ __ ] know it is not
51:56
a song i don't
51:58
i i need to know a japanese person she
52:00
her got you so yeah
52:02
amazing great experience at the airsoft
52:04
store um but oh look at this [ __ ] oh
52:09
beautiful beautiful
52:11
you're nice nice 69 inches don't worry
52:15
airsoft dealer she'll tell you how tall
52:17
i am i am very tall
52:20
i'm very hot
52:22
i'm very epic and i am taller than
52:23
marisa and marisa has on her passport
52:26
that she's five foot ten last few
52:28
streams glad i saw in this one shut up
52:33
and i and that can be confirmed
52:35
say meow again
52:39
uh very tall but how tall is she
52:41
very tall i'm very tall extremely tall
52:46
gaslighting
52:50
gaslight girl boss gatekeep
52:53
that's what we're all about here
52:55
uh
52:56
marisa's metric on a passport it's in
52:58
center pieces it translates five foot
52:59
ten
53:00
uh then marisa shrunk or marisa have a
53:03
non-metric height on her passport in
53:05
centimeters it's centimeters
53:08
it translates to it [ __ ] ah she's
53:11
five foot ten on the passport
53:15
because i understand
53:17
and she doesn't because she's weird
53:20
your legs are like an oreo cookie i
53:22
wanna split them and lick the good stuff
53:24
in the middle
53:26
the gooch
53:28
the dang gooch bro
53:30
i like that some some good old gooch
53:32
here from filzer stream
53:37
you're here for a minecraft stream you
53:39
say
53:41
so what were you saying about the oreo
53:42
thing
53:43
what are you saying about that please
53:45
repeat
53:46
um
53:50
anyway
53:51
um so yeah this is a very fun one the
53:54
airsoft one is very fun uh this was
53:56
actually sold to me by lynn
53:57
it's amazing
53:59
look at this [ __ ]
54:00
[Music]
54:03
i forgot it had gas in it it didn't have
54:05
anything in it but it had gas in it
54:14
the fear in my eyes
54:18
don't worry it's just your just your
54:20
average
54:21
100
54:23
[Music]
54:29
it was five foot ten she's five foot ten
54:32
in whatever that is in centimeters and i
54:34
am taller than it
54:36
so clearly i measured wrong
54:39
is what that means
54:41
it doesn't count for the prediction chat
54:43
oh okay well like yeah there's nothing
54:45
in it it's impossible for me to shoot
54:46
myself thank you pelvics thank you for
54:49
the [ __ ] serbs 10 in total baby let's
54:52
go
54:55
these are really fun i really like these
54:57
no shot literally
54:59
green gas yeah
55:01
so i'll show you how that works one sec
55:03
hey i have one of lose on my desk and
55:05
it's totally 100
55:07
airsoft kappa
55:10
oh yeah i mean i'm sure this one
55:12
literally is air stuff because i
55:14
physically actually fun fact even with
55:17
any firearms license in the uk you still
55:19
can't get anything that looks like this
55:21
any pistol you're not allowed to own
55:22
it's just straight up contraband the
55:24
ones you can own look a bit like if you
55:26
imagine
55:27
a a pipe coming out of here and a pipe
55:29
coming out of there why do you keep
55:31
pretending to be the
55:33
for you height of 69 inches
55:37
because i'm so tall so here's what you
55:39
do get your green gas and limb will tell
55:41
me if i'm doing anything wrong you do
55:43
this
55:44
until no sound
55:45
you take it out
55:47
you [ __ ] in my i shook it around a
55:49
little bit put it in there
55:51
and then it goes bang again
55:53
very nice
55:55
hey shot hey i'm holding down on you
55:57
again but we need to do our pockets
56:00
i am sure that once we get 10 more we'll
56:03
make the next gm
56:05
if you need to chose between gifting
56:06
subs and donating please don't know
56:09
let's keep our favorite e girl alive
56:15
oh
56:16
have i told you about my mini experiment
56:18
with growing a beard did i tell you
56:20
about my mini experiment with growing a
56:21
beard
56:23
not good
56:24
where is our favorite german cowboy and
56:26
why is she not gracing us with her
56:28
presents
56:29
she's gone
56:30
oh that costume was so good the owen
56:32
wilson cosplay
56:35
she's in [ __ ] germany dude maybe i'll
56:37
get over there i gotta get my [ __ ]
56:38
sex sec sec
56:40
second vaccination sex and vaccination
56:43
um i get my vaccines by
56:46
by [ __ ]
56:47
my sexually transmitted vaccine
56:50
um i get my uh i get i get my vaccine
56:53
soon i keep [ __ ] forgetting please
56:56
don't don't feel bad about demonizing me
56:58
it is stupid i don't know why i haven't
57:01
done it yet i've got to find a place the
57:02
first one i went to was weirdly sketchy
57:04
it was like just a tent
57:06
and i got someone jabbed me in the arm
57:07
with a needle and they went
57:08
congratulations you vaccinated
57:11
you gotta come back for your second one
57:13
you gotta come back in eight eight weeks
57:15
and i went all right
57:17
uh
57:18
cool
57:19
and then um they didn't give me any
57:22
proof that i actually did get vaccinated
57:24
i someone just stuck me in the arm
57:27
so i have no proof that i actually got
57:29
the first vaccination i'm just really
57:31
hoping somewhere on a database that says
57:32
that i am
57:34
because
57:35
what do they inject me with this is the
57:37
thing that anti-vaxxers are worried
57:38
about just random people
57:42
oh speaking of that there was a [ __ ]
57:44
anti-vaxx march there was there's a
57:46
protest every day in london but there
57:47
was a there was a [ __ ]
57:48
anti-vaccination
57:49
protest in london slow traffic down a
57:52
good bit that would [ __ ] oh my god
57:55
um but yeah
57:57
it was just oh
57:59
it's exactly what you think people that
58:01
are anti-vaxxed would look like they're
58:02
very funny um but
58:04
good lord but you are not even blonde
58:10
i can be i can be
58:12
could be any time anti-vaxx kind of
58:13
cringe how much would this blow my hair
58:15
back
58:16
again make absolutely sure there's
58:18
nothing in this
58:20
just coat your knife blades with vaccine
58:22
and wait
58:26
okay how much is this going to blow my
58:27
hair back
58:34
good amount of air anyway
58:37
cute skirt
58:40
thank you it's a dress actually it just
58:42
happens to have an apron on it that i it
58:44
just doesn't [ __ ] fit me so it's like
58:46
around my waist it should be around my
58:48
shoulders too but the chair's missing an
58:50
eye
58:51
it's all the airsoft
58:53
i kind of wonder
58:55
[Music]
59:00
you're saying you don't want to have a
59:01
beard growing competition with me
59:03
anymore
59:04
disappoint
59:06
[ __ ]
59:11
ah
59:12
a lot of work okay it's not that it's
59:14
pretty on there
59:16
don't hurt the chair i thought it'd work
59:19
dude anyway
59:20
um
59:24
next up
59:27
anyway so
59:28
listen stuff
59:30
um about that
59:32
i had a bit of an experiment while i was
59:33
doing my youtube minecraft recordings of
59:36
how i could actually grow a beard if i
59:38
could kind of prepping for no shave
59:40
november
59:41
uh
59:42
i shaved today i ruined it um
59:47
yeah i can't grow a beard very well at
59:48
all
59:49
it's worth the money um
59:51
i know i made the deal
59:53
i am down to honor the deal
59:56
but my i my
59:58
resolve has been significantly
60:00
diminished gender fluid you helped me
60:03
with the dressing fem sometimes yet not
60:05
being a girl concept thank you
60:08
that's a really tricky one
60:10
like uh
60:11
it's kind of weird because you just kind
60:13
of
60:14
accidental or not i guess there is like
60:16
dude my opinion of like being there
60:18
being there being a gender binary
60:21
changed quite a lot excuse me countdown
60:23
a lot more mixed
60:25
my opinions of gender and [ __ ] like i
60:28
don't know that that thing is a very
60:30
hard thing to grasp and it comes
60:31
naturally to some people and [ __ ]
60:33
good on you if it did but
60:35
did not to me
60:38
finn has low beard ability yeah
60:40
thin boy with facial hair
60:42
oh whoa there's a [ __ ] uh what's it
60:44
called there's something being
60:45
constructed in london called the oh wow
60:47
literally a a hotel you can google it
60:50
called the oh wow and there's
60:52
there's [ __ ] uh advertisements for it
60:54
everywhere when you go past it
60:56
and it's just
60:58
it's just so funny and they don't know
61:00
it or they they do know it and they've
61:02
got to carry on with it but like oh my
61:04
god as soon as it opens i'm staying in
61:06
the over
61:08
oh
61:16
oh that really [ __ ] that's a heavy
61:18
slide coming back glad you actually
61:20
found use for the banana bottle stopper
61:22
i sent last p.o box stream yeah anyway
61:25
doing my part for gm
61:29
nice
61:30
hell yeah
61:32
jesus christ
61:34
they injected one with the superfan boy
61:36
there's a shot
61:39
uh are you just in a minecraft stream
61:40
yeah last time last stream i did a
61:42
minecraft stream um
61:45
i'm sure halloween dress was from the
61:46
waist up yeah that's a tunic
61:49
i've got it but do you want me to go get
61:51
it i can if you ruined evidence but
61:52
jesus [ __ ] christ it's heavy it's
61:54
like 20 kg
61:55
it's a tunic it's like um
61:57
what's it called help noticing all the
61:59
photos of your halloween dress were from
62:01
the waist up
62:05
i can get it but jesus
62:07
oh i got the [ __ ] lemon cello uh
62:15
while i was gone look at the lemon cello
62:17
it i dude it's just this it's this it's
62:20
a man dress and then without the
62:22
trousers but just like 11 months
62:25
giant muscular body armor
62:28
uh there's dude no every all of these
62:31
guys were oh there you go
62:34
this is a picture of me on halloween
62:36
this year
62:38
but short-sleeved this
62:40
sad man walking through a forest
62:45
sad man walking through forrest in a
62:47
dress and a satchel
62:49
this was me
62:51
but the streets of london
62:54
yeah that's that's that's pretty much
62:56
what i look like
62:58
that's just funny
63:00
facial hair and all yeah because i
63:02
didn't [ __ ] oh dude i didn't shave
63:04
for like two days
63:06
i usually shave shave every day
63:09
i feel like shaving makes my skin better
63:12
is it just me i don't know whether
63:13
that's a thing it's probably just the
63:15
fact that i do barely any skin care so
63:17
that's the only bit of exfoliation my
63:20
skin ever gets is just shaving
63:23
it does i thought so i noticed it was
63:26
it's because you wash your skin after
63:27
shoving
63:28
you're supposed to wash your skin
63:31
do you have cat ears that would go with
63:32
the dress if not why
63:37
i tried to find it and i can't find them
63:39
i don't know where i put them
63:41
i have the bunny ears
63:42
i couldn't find the cat is all i could
63:44
find i could find black cat ears but
63:46
they didn't match
63:47
there's the white ones and i know i own
63:48
them i just don't know where they are
63:52
they're somewhere i just don't know
63:53
where they are
63:55
i've lost them
63:57
i'll find him eventually but i don't
63:58
know where the [ __ ] they are
64:00
let's suit this outfit so well
64:02
try the lemon cello in the freezer oh i
64:04
put it in the refrigerator so it's
64:06
pretty [ __ ] cold
64:08
you need pink and white caddies yeah
64:09
that's what i mean i own those i just
64:11
don't know where they are
64:12
i could be a bunny bunny uh made bunny
64:15
maid maybe by the way
64:17
the [ __ ] sorry this outfit is a mess
64:21
you like i don't know it is i tried so
64:24
hard actually i was kind of hyped about
64:25
it
64:26
i thought this was going to be so good
64:28
and i
64:30
i have a red one it's probably going to
64:32
be better
64:33
so i'm not sure try a med one i could
64:35
try i could try the red one next
64:36
breastplate as a jelly mold next cooking
64:39
stream
64:40
that's a jelly mold
64:42
oh i could make like a what's it called
64:44
ballistics gel
64:47
that sounds fun i'm using the hair to
64:49
cover up how much of a mess
64:51
after shave
64:53
yeah of course i do i washed that off oh
64:56
wait no i have to shave no
64:59
are you supposed to because like what's
65:01
the [ __ ] point i just moisture i
65:03
don't i actually
65:05
i moisturize sometimes after shaving
65:10
is that bad
65:12
i don't usually like 90 like eight seven
65:15
percent of time i started taking care of
65:17
my skin can you remind us what is your
65:19
face cleaning ritual before sleep i
65:22
think it involves rose oil
65:25
i barely do it
65:27
i barely [ __ ] do it um
65:30
it's
65:32
uh i'm i do i deserve there's a there's
65:36
a thing
65:37
there's a wash then it's followed by
65:40
a um
65:41
a hydrating
65:43
thing serum
65:45
hydrating serum
65:46
and then that
65:48
is followed by
65:51
some spot thing that i have you just dab
65:53
a tiny tiny bit on honest if you've got
65:55
spots which works pretty well so do you
65:57
then you let that sit there
65:58
and you put moisturizer on starting
66:01
it'll save you some embarrassment
66:04
and then you put and then you do rose
66:05
oil on it
66:07
however
66:08
i am terrible at doing it awful awful at
66:11
doing it
66:13
garbage you could say
66:16
and i don't remember to do whatever so
66:18
[ __ ]
66:19
that's a good way to do it
66:21
i just never do it
66:22
i've i've
66:24
you know spa stream
66:26
or extros you're a bad skincare it takes
66:28
us five minutes
66:29
did you drop a bullet
66:35
yes i just i don't know where it is so i
66:37
can't i can't bend over and grab it uh
66:39
where's my winchester
66:43
okay
66:45
excuse me excuse me cowboy
66:49
have you perhaps ejected around recently
66:52
by the way this is so hard to get the
66:54
bullet in there i've never actually done
66:56
it with my thumb
66:57
oh that works
66:59
um
67:00
excuse me cowboy
67:02
if you perhaps
67:06
lost a round wait that didn't work you
67:08
make every dress look great just by
67:10
wearing it
67:14
on i gotta be hot
67:19
[ __ ] how do i [ __ ]
67:22
okay
67:24
it's so loud
67:26
the amount of tabs on your computer is
67:28
terrible for your ram
67:30
i can hear your computer begging for
67:32
mercy all the way over here in america
67:34
smiley face you're american
67:37
hey
67:38
want to see something like
67:40
want to see something hot from only a
67:42
man this one this one's for the
67:44
americans
67:45
oh america wait
67:52
i'm gonna try it
67:53
[ __ ] okay this isn't gonna work okay
67:57
okay right
68:01
[Music]
68:02
almost that was kind of okay
68:05
that was all right seven months it was
68:07
shitty
68:08
i used my other hand
68:11
but it wasn't awful
68:14
eight out of ten thank you i'd call that
68:16
less than a night but still i gotta try
68:18
it again hold on let's load it
68:20
that was [ __ ] that that dude that
68:22
feels so damn cool okay right ready
68:25
ready boys okay all right let's [ __ ]
68:28
do it okay
68:29
i'm gonna try and actually like one hand
68:31
it
68:33
holy [ __ ]
68:34
oh [ __ ] dude that
68:37
oh my god
68:39
clip that clip that [ __ ] clip that [ __ ]
68:41
that was insane that was so cool
68:45
the round didn't even eject so it didn't
68:48
even work
68:50
that wouldn't have actually even worked
68:53
that was so dope though
68:55
oh my god well i want to try it again
68:56
okay ready hold on
68:58
america okay i want to try it again ah
69:02
okay right let's do it let's do it let's
69:03
go okay
69:04
[ __ ]
69:09
i can see it and it's lovely thank you
69:12
okay ready okay ready boys ready i want
69:15
to get the round ejected though as well
69:18
oh that was so close but like i i'm kind
69:21
of doing it i'm kind of doing it though
69:25
holy [ __ ]
69:28
this is so fun
69:30
holy [ __ ] okay i'm kind of getting the
69:32
hang of this
69:33
i want one perfect run okay
69:36
finn in a dress with a gun battle made
69:38
type [ __ ] looking good as usual best
69:41
damn fanboy to simp
69:43
on one
69:46
okay
69:48
i want to tilt it up even more so you
69:49
can actually see what i'm doing
69:52
okay
69:53
right
69:54
let's do it boys
69:57
yeehaw
69:58
all right boys
70:00
ah
70:03
oh my shoulder i want to try it again
70:05
okay ready
70:07
okay
70:08
dude if this [ __ ] hits me in the face in
70:11
my arm god damn it move my dress down
70:14
okay ready
70:15
let's try it
70:16
oh [ __ ] now i'm scared of it
70:20
is there something in there hold on let
70:22
me see okay there is ah [ __ ] okay
70:26
okay ready
70:30
finn dripping with swag damn right i am
70:32
yeehaw
70:36
[Music]
70:38
let's [ __ ] go
70:42
thank you for the confidence boost
70:46
that was sick holy [ __ ] that was that
70:49
was dope that was dope
70:50
the i
70:53
god [ __ ] damn that was so cool
70:56
oh
70:57
this is quickly becoming my favorite one
71:00
where the [ __ ] is the other one of these
71:03
i've lost the oh there it is
71:06
i keep losing this i'm just spitting
71:08
them out
71:09
holy [ __ ]
71:13
can we get can i have that clip so i can
71:15
send it to kyle so i can send it to fps
71:17
russia
71:19
because
71:20
that was pretty that was pretty epic i'm
71:21
loading dude imagine him seeing me load
71:24
[ __ ] like you know
71:27
it's so much easier when it's like
71:28
partly sticking out though
71:31
okay
71:33
i'm resting this solely on the on the
71:35
chat on my shaft
71:36
thank you
71:38
i'm here to [ __ ] save the save uh
71:41
john whatever is now john biden
71:43
i made a save joe uh i'm here to save
71:45
john from
71:47
metal men
71:48
i don't remember the plot
71:51
that's so like finger trappy though that
71:53
feels like a pinch point to like shove
71:54
your thumb
71:56
into there right like leave erection
71:58
rifles
72:00
me too apparently i didn't know i did
72:02
this much
72:04
but it's awesome
72:05
there was one in gold but i thought that
72:07
one was a bit much
72:09
oh oh that's the [ __ ] missing one
72:12
the ruffleman chuck connors you ain't
72:16
who's who's [ __ ] chuck connors
72:19
ah john biden will never not make me
72:21
laugh dude okay i'm not gonna risk it i
72:24
have my good one but i just kind of
72:25
wanted to load it just so i can like
72:27
it's all very impressive it's so simple
72:29
you work those guns with acrylic nails
72:33
that's a really good idea i'm to be
72:35
doing that soon okay
72:36
i mean like
72:37
i want to just get i want to just give
72:39
you the asmr of this
72:41
how nice this sadly i have to leave
72:43
early since i am an hour ahead of you
72:45
and have to get up at 5 00 a.m tomorrow
72:48
have a good night rose and chat
72:51
we're all good hold on we're doing asmr
72:52
stream one sec ready listen to this
72:55
wait
72:59
ah i'm [ __ ] up there okay
73:05
oh it sounds so [ __ ] good
73:08
that was the best one
73:12
ah it's so cool i love this thing oh my
73:15
boat ah [ __ ]
73:17
no my bow
73:19
anyway
73:21
[Music]
73:23
wait hold on
73:25
hold on
73:26
i've gotta try something i've gotta try
73:28
this
73:29
if i don't try it and i don't nail it
73:31
i'm going to be so upset with myself
73:33
just to add to my glory
73:36
wait
73:38
wait
73:41
wait
73:47
what
73:50
what
73:52
what
73:54
what
73:55
where did that go
73:58
what did that go in me
74:01
where'd that go
74:03
what the [ __ ]
74:06
what
74:06
what what the hell
74:09
i don't know where it went i feel cold
74:11
but i don't know where it went exactly
74:16
ah
74:18
what the [ __ ]
74:19
there's a glitch in the matrix man
74:23
okay
74:24
hold on i want to try this one sec ready
74:27
okay ready let me load it
74:30
that looks so cool by the way from
74:31
inside there
74:32
ready and three two one
74:34
[ __ ] i'm gonna do it i wanna catch it
74:38
okay
74:40
look at it look at this thing come up by
74:42
the way
74:45
look at this watch the inside of it
74:47
so there it is the bullet right there
74:49
clicks up
74:50
and goes what i love that that's so dope
74:56
[ __ ]
74:58
i'm gonna do it i just don't know how
75:03
okay i'm getting better at loading it
75:06
okay
75:11
nice can i like no i can't do that but
75:13
like okay
75:15
ah
75:17
collapse why no collapse why is no one
75:19
applauding me
75:21
hell yeah i just
75:25
hell yeah
75:29
i think we're good
75:31
i think i nailed it
75:33
i've lost
75:35
most of these
75:36
the holy [ __ ]
75:38
[Music]
75:40
although i know there is like
75:43
more
75:45
there's more around in the room but i've
75:46
lost him
75:48
i'll find him later
75:50
i'll find him like over the course of
75:51
days
75:52
anyway
75:54
thank you thank you danger skirt extreme
75:57
danger skirt plus look it just rides up
75:59
this does not fit me very well at all
76:01
but like
76:03
like look this is such a mess of a
76:05
outfit
76:07
like the
76:08
it's such a mess it doesn't like fit me
76:10
like very well like this is not good
76:13
this is not this is not solid
76:16
anyway but it's supposed to be like it's
76:18
supposed to be like this but it doesn't
76:19
actually work
76:22
now you have a reason to clean your room
76:24
d
76:25
to find the lost bullets
76:29
but yeah i mean i learned a new skill
76:33
kind of i can't do it every time but i
76:36
wish i could
76:39
[Music]
76:49
but yeah so gun flipping is in my future
76:53
nailed it
76:59
what the [ __ ] just happened
77:02
okay
77:04
gun flipping is not in my future cute
77:06
dresses big guns and a schwang you could
77:09
get that green card marriage from kyle
77:11
for sure oh that's a good idea hey kyle
77:14
buddy
77:15
i got the i got some great skills rip
77:18
mag oh it's fine he landed on a blanket
77:20
it's
77:23
still good
77:25
we're solid
77:27
oh
77:28
geez
77:33
watching you handle those rifles as an
77:36
american makes me want to handle the
77:38
rifle in your pants
77:40
is that good or bad
77:43
i can't tell if you complimented me or
77:44
not
77:45
like because usually amer i get the
77:47
comment for americans like watching you
77:49
do that makes me want to kill myself
77:52
you're bad with these but like
77:54
that sounds like a compliment that
77:55
sounds like i almost did that well so i
77:58
mean thank you
78:00
thanks buddy
78:03
that does that do it for you the sounds
78:06
oh beautiful
78:08
check the video
78:10
let's let me see
78:15
what is it
78:16
here today with a sick flannel and a
78:18
chiappa
78:19
mayor's leg always got like a stock it's
78:21
got like a tiny ass stock flannel and a
78:23
kiapa
78:25
mayor's leg and today i mean i do a
78:27
little tutorial on flipkarting now
78:30
obviously disclaimer no i had that look
78:33
shut the [ __ ] up
78:34
i've gotta auto click around don't okay
78:37
look at that
78:38
about how he's doing it
78:41
up
78:46
holy [ __ ] what did i just do
78:49
i just accidentally enabled an auto
78:51
clicker
78:53
but okay look what he's using right look
78:55
what i'm using
78:58
very [ __ ] different look how tiny
79:00
this candle is and how big his stock is
79:04
well how small his stock is
79:07
look at that
79:08
[ __ ]
79:09
what
79:10
i'm all the way out here this is like
79:12
cuts off there and it's like giant i'm
79:14
nailing that
79:17
i was nailing it for a brief time
79:25
[Music]
79:34
okay
79:35
huh
79:37
okay i found another bullet i keep
79:38
seeing them
79:41
i keep seeing them like disguised on the
79:42
floor
79:44
okay
79:45
ah
79:46
this thing just is not gonna work
79:49
it's how he uses the counts not the size
79:51
i agree
79:52
uh i'm a whole
79:55
i'm whole hog into that idea
79:57
into that philosophy
79:59
just look at fps russia with all the gun
80:01
craze bro i met him i'm on a podcast
80:04
with him i'm friends with fps rusher on
80:06
discord
80:07
i'm doing i i know my i know hi i know
80:10
who he is
80:12
i'm aware of him
80:14
i don't like him but i'm aware of him
80:16
anyway uh
80:20
so does that mean
80:21
dude that has like made my fingers red
80:24
doing all that does that mean uh
80:26
a last minute crossbow is out the
80:27
question i don't know what you mean
80:30
does that mean the the last
80:32
the last
80:34
states marine corps silent drill team
80:38
what
80:40
i don't know what the [ __ ] that's
80:41
terrifying
80:46
idea for immigration coming along also
80:49
if that fails you can always get married
80:51
for your green card
80:53
winking faith well not now you've said
80:54
it i can't ever if there's recorded
80:56
evidence of me saying i'm just gonna get
80:58
married for a green card then it's not
81:00
going to work very well brother 92 it's
81:02
a brette
81:05
m9a3
81:07
i think that's right
81:09
i think that's correct
81:11
m9a3 yeah let's go
81:14
i i just knew it as the m9
81:17
and i was very easily corrected
81:20
and then i've got the pp69
81:23
thank you stuff for the naming scheme
81:26
very nice tts is going
81:30
through
81:30
mike right now
81:32
as well on her way to becoming a true
81:34
american and fitting into our culture it
81:36
would do
81:38
um it's still going tcs isn't going
81:40
through the mic it's going through just
81:41
normal it's just you can hear it
81:43
um
81:43
[Music]
81:45
dude i it would be fun i
81:48
okay the best way america could go
81:53
and tcs is not playing normally
81:56
it is for me
81:59
no tt is quite an echoey
82:04
okay let's do this then
82:10
okay that still works
82:12
oh i think i accidentally lowered the
82:13
sound by a lot
82:16
yeah i i lowered the audio by a lot i
82:18
think okay next time tts works you'll
82:20
see
82:21
anyway the world pistols oh dude look at
82:24
the two berettas dude
82:26
the two berettas dude
82:28
i feel like the silencer should be on
82:30
this one but it doesn't have a thread
82:31
for it
82:32
um this one do all right does this it
82:34
feels like it should have a thread for
82:36
it dude i'm on like
82:40
feels like it should but i can't
82:43
it's like brian is in another room d
82:46
was that better
82:52
better okay
82:54
yeah
82:57
dude this [ __ ]
82:59
dude like i feel like i could just
83:02
oh my god
83:04
i swear i swear to god like the tiniest
83:08
breeze could get this thing off of me
83:11
the tiniest breeze look at this
83:13
watch
83:15
wait
83:17
[ __ ]
83:18
come on there it is
83:21
hey fapster have you already tried the
83:24
lemoncello or do you want to do so on
83:26
stream
83:27
[Music]
83:28
uh i have not tried your face to gosh
83:30
damn cute are you sure you're a guy
83:33
i'm fairly sure
83:36
i've got a i've got a bit of a
83:38
i've got i've got a i've got a glock if
83:41
you know what that means
83:42
[Music]
83:46
once upon a time there was a young
83:48
english girl she had many adventures
83:51
abridged alice in wonderland rose is an
83:53
english rose confirmed try to not touch
83:56
any of those thorns
83:59
try my best
84:01
i'll touch your glock no you won one
84:03
more for today for simps are stronger
84:05
together
84:08
don't touch my glock dude don't touch it
84:11
touch my
84:13
wait
84:15
like one of these 1911s are really long
84:17
and one of them shorter like look the
84:19
barrels look at the barrel difference
84:21
you know what you can touch you can
84:23
touch my big
84:25
long
84:27
gun my 1911
84:30
semi-automatic
84:32
gas blowback bb green gas airsoft gun
84:38
it's amazing
84:39
it's beautiful it's full metal
84:42
rock hard
84:43
it's got stars on the trigger can you
84:46
even see that like stars inside the
84:48
trigger
84:49
it's great
84:51
it's bl it blows back
84:54
it's a
84:57
yeah
84:59
although it's real like sketchy i'm not
85:01
sure what happened with this
85:05
it's very uh what's it called
85:07
temperamental with how it wants to work
85:10
uh lynn was right she said that this one
85:12
was less high quality glock and bale
85:14
talk i should have listened
85:20
there we go
85:22
almost had a heart attack it's so cold
85:25
it's so [ __ ] cold because it's like
85:27
thingy in it and this is gonna go bang
85:29
now hold on
85:31
oh that's not that bad
85:33
[Music]
85:41
okay
85:43
and then it's done there we go now it's
85:45
out
85:46
now it's not gonna do anything neat
85:49
it's just as cold as your heart oh i'm
85:52
so sorry what did i do to you
85:54
oh my god i've got a tip when the
85:56
magazine gets cold is when you're uh are
85:58
you when you're firing really
86:00
until the mag freezes
86:02
oh holy [ __ ] hey full auto no full auto
86:05
in buildings that's not full auto [ __ ]
86:10
that's not full auto this is full auto
86:19
holy [ __ ]
86:20
new merch merchandise action figure rose
86:22
with all the accessories
86:27
yeah
86:28
i'll get a what's it called
86:31
1911 inventory
86:34
i'm just gonna start an airsoft shop
86:36
uh even though i've never played airsoft
86:40
you may kill yourself uh i wouldn't
86:43
considering these things shoot little
86:45
hunks of plastic i'm probably good
86:48
although i guess maybe you could like
86:51
choke on one maybe
86:53
i've heard people have
86:56
maybe you're used to choking on tiny
86:58
things but i'm not
87:02
i'm in for uh
87:06
this thing's cool as hell
87:09
oh it's so cool no one tell me how dope
87:11
this would be to just [ __ ] click that
87:13
into place there's a little mag release
87:16
this thing
87:17
i love that
87:19
i've been praying for war dude oh yeah
87:21
plus i saw a youtube shorts of how to
87:23
reload a real ak and they're like oh i
87:25
can't get it in
87:27
you having trouble [ __ ] reloading the
87:29
ak because your dumb hands won't work or
87:32
just put a finger there and do that it's
87:34
easy as can be
87:36
and it really was their accent um
87:39
and yeah it actually helped
87:43
you dumbled stupid hands
87:46
sniper rifle
87:51
yep
87:54
nice
87:56
solid wood
87:58
solid wooden metal
88:01
hell yeah
88:02
i've actually managed to sight this
88:04
thing in pretty well i didn't real i
88:06
didn't i don't know how to cite things
88:07
in this one is so low quality uh it you
88:10
need like a screwdriver to do it or like
88:12
a it's like a flat head i just got a
88:15
knife a butter knife like a like a a
88:17
butter knife and just twisted it
88:20
not a very high quality scope but it
88:22
does work really well
88:25
ah you need a mosin nagant
88:28
that's a real gun and i don't
88:30
i can't buy those
88:32
oh
88:33
i can't buy real guns sadly the
88:35
winchester is the closest thing to like
88:38
how you'd use a real gun i guess like
88:41
gun guys will be able to like correct me
88:43
on that but like
88:45
personally i don't see any difference in
88:47
it right well the only difference in
88:49
that winchester thing the the lever
88:51
action
88:52
is
88:53
it's a different type of ammunition
88:55
right and you need gas in it
88:57
but like the actual functions of it
89:05
no i'll be scared to go outside
89:08
i'll be so terrified laser sharks seem
89:10
like a mix of cool and terrifying
89:13
um
89:14
and just just trauma every time you look
89:16
out the window
89:18
i need to do a bow again
89:21
air stuffed equivalent mosin oh maybe
89:25
uh
89:26
i'll give you a lever action i've got
89:28
one i've got an ass after one or an air
89:30
gun it's that it's not an airsoft gun
89:32
it's an air gun
89:33
sharks with [ __ ] laser beams attached
89:35
to their freaking heads hell yeah but oh
89:42
hey uh lin what happens if i continually
89:45
drop just the magazines
89:47
of the
89:48
of them
89:49
will it break
89:51
can i get a can i get a refund
89:54
if i just continually drop these i broke
89:57
the little top off it but it's it's fine
90:00
i wonder what it looks like without the
90:01
top in it
90:04
less cool there's a little plastic cap
90:07
on it
90:10
can i get a refund if i i break it
90:15
on but you already are scared to go
90:17
outside or we would have gotten these
90:20
walks
90:22
good point
90:24
but now i have air guns to scare people
90:26
off
90:28
[Music]
90:31
stop dropping it they will break if
90:32
they're dropped
90:34
i'll try my best not to drop it anymore
90:38
if that'll make you happy
90:40
but it's but it's so easy to drop them
90:43
that that's just one click of a button
90:44
dude i hate these straps they suck oh my
90:47
god broke already well that's how i
90:49
broke the last one you remember when i
90:50
did that thing and i was like uh
90:53
i
90:53
i like loaded it i co2 gas it or a green
90:57
gas put it over there and i held up to
90:59
me to gas it like this and then it just
91:00
went bunk that's how that happened it
91:03
broke the seal off it
91:06
and i didn't need to press the trigger
91:07
or anything it just like
91:10
just did it anyway
91:12
oh
91:14
uh you look more like a girl than i do
91:19
better step your game up
91:22
i see you with a thompson with a drum
91:23
mag dude listen
91:26
most air guns
91:28
that are just kind of you know not not
91:30
like very high class but most of them
91:33
are under 300 pounds
91:35
now i'm not so i'm not saying
91:40
that i could buy a hundred air guns
91:42
with the month with the girl month goal
91:48
but i'm just saying how cool would that
91:50
stream be
91:51
if i had a hundred different ones
91:55
i'm just saying
91:57
instead of having like under 10
92:01
i'm just saying that'd be a very cool
92:02
stream so make sure you donate um i will
92:05
be getting more hair guns with that and
92:08
i'll be having a lot of fun smart
92:10
financial decisions you get bored
92:12
eventually
92:13
i don't know what you're talking about i
92:14
never get bored
92:17
i promise this is my favorite thing
92:19
where does all the money go
92:22
please
92:22
[Music]
92:25
this is so loud
92:26
it's very very loud dreams have to
92:28
stream i got you
92:30
what for totally illegal guns oh yeah
92:33
they're totally illegal
92:34
jesus christ
92:35
very illegal very illegal weapons in
92:38
here
92:42
i'm just like firing it in the house ah
92:44
yes real firearms i dropped my knife
92:48
anyway
92:49
the fanboy has a gun i repeat the fanboy
92:51
as a gun i don't have any pink ones
92:54
oh lynn could i take this back to you
92:56
could i take this one back to you the
92:58
1911 and get it painted pink like do it
93:02
could i get it painted pink if mps
93:04
russia oh
93:06
yes
93:07
because
93:08
i have a i have a different 1911 that's
93:10
a little bit more high quality
93:12
i feel like this one could be the pink
93:14
one
93:14
i could let this one go that could be
93:16
fun
93:20
[Music]
93:24
waiting for finn to get to five stars
93:26
and the cops roll in through the window
93:28
lol
93:29
hashtag taffin
93:33
i'm trying to get five stars i'm just
93:35
shooting at innocent civilians until i
93:37
get my five star wanted level
93:39
yeah jeffy knives i have so many [ __ ]
93:42
knives jesus i have so many good quality
93:45
knives too i have been simply doing
93:46
carbon fiber somebody convinced me to
93:48
stop
93:51
i've been
93:53
don't worry 18 months of subscription
93:55
you know what that probably bought me
93:56
one of these
93:58
that got me one
93:59
i got me one i think probably 75
94:04
simps together strong
94:05
doing my part
94:07
final push thank you next goal won't be
94:09
hit but this one still might if you die
94:12
here before cutting it if you're
94:14
considering a buzz cut did you ever get
94:16
your hormones checked btw
94:20
uh
94:21
no [ __ ] i never got my hormones checked
94:23
because that seems like a lot to do
94:25
i i'm not that dude i don't think i care
94:27
that much about actually seeing if i
94:28
have like really high testosterone or
94:31
like really high estrogen or something
94:33
but i've been thinking about it a little
94:35
bit and i was thunking right
94:37
i was raised vegetarian
94:40
right so i've had like less meat in my
94:42
life like from from
94:44
i've i've genuine jokes aside i have
94:47
technically had less meat right there
94:49
blowbacks too nice yeah so i've
94:51
technically had less meat in my life uh
94:54
and meat's good for like raising
94:56
testosterone and i've had a lot of like
94:59
um soy
95:01
based products you know like
95:03
alternatives
95:04
now you could be the most celebrated
95:06
armed house in the uk d
95:10
it
95:12
no you can get real guns in the uk just
95:14
i don't want them um
95:17
you can't get this in the uk as a real
95:19
gun you can't own this it doesn't it
95:20
does it's literally there's no license
95:22
in the uk that allows you to have that
95:24
but anyway
95:25
um so you get a rifle though so
95:29
i'm not sure
95:30
um i'm not sure whether that actually
95:32
did play a part in anything
95:34
but like
95:35
surely the fact that like
95:37
i've been vegetarian for like
95:40
21 years i mean literally my entire i've
95:42
never eaten meat before
95:46
sure that's got to play some role in it
95:48
right
95:49
it's gotta
95:51
exit the meat of vegetarian diet yeah
95:53
but like you don't eat that many eggs
95:55
like it was it only became apparent to
95:57
me that like how different that our
95:58
diets are when i was talking to marisa i
96:01
was like like what's the last like meal
96:02
you had without meat in it and she was
96:04
like
96:06
i don't know and boy i was like okay
96:07
surely you've had like a day without
96:09
eating meat before and she went like
96:12
no
96:13
i've i've had a day where i had a pizza
96:15
and then like
96:17
uh but then like with pepperoni like she
96:20
hasn't had a single day without eating
96:22
meat before here are ten dollars which
96:25
is crazy to me
96:27
and i've had alexa
96:29
what is 21 x 365
96:38
had seven and a half thousand days
96:40
without eating meat
96:41
that's weird to think that my my life
96:42
has only been seven and a half thousand
96:44
days
96:45
weird
96:47
oh my god it makes it short um but
96:50
either way yeah i've had a lot of days
96:51
without eating meat so like it's weird
96:53
to me that just some people just have
96:55
never even had a single day without
96:57
eating meat but yeah
96:59
um
97:00
i don't know
97:01
does that matter do you think that would
97:02
change anything do you think i would
97:04
impact my like hormone levels or some
97:06
[ __ ] impact my physiology surely it
97:09
might right
97:11
surely it might
97:13
yay six months
97:15
question now that you know how to use
97:17
makeup what's your opinion on using
97:19
makeup on a man to look like a manly man
97:24
that's a complex question i've been
97:27
vegetarian my entire life and i'm still
97:30
a manly oh wait i came out as trans to
97:33
human resources yesterday never mind
97:37
[ __ ]
97:38
i'm doomed
97:40
oh no oh no
97:42
oh [ __ ] no i i mean
97:45
obviously [ __ ] being a vegetarian
97:47
doesn't make you trans but like
97:49
surely it might impact something about
97:50
like how much testosterone the only day
97:53
i see in this room are those attached to
97:55
your shoulders
97:58
yo hold on
97:59
okay focus on this one doing that
98:01
[ __ ] gun flip damn anyway um
98:05
hell yeah so
98:08
dude
98:09
who even needs these things yo get rid
98:12
of this thing
98:13
i got these your giant bro
98:21
anyway um
98:23
oh by the way [ __ ] yesterday
98:24
congratulations you [ __ ]
98:27
congratulations that's a big step holy
98:28
[ __ ] well done
98:30
oh
98:31
sorry i was more obsessed with uh
98:33
someone talking about like guns but yeah
98:35
i'm not sure i'm not sure
98:39
i'm not entirely sure i was saying so oh
98:41
yeah sorry you asked me a question uh
98:44
okay
98:45
i don't think that you can make i don't
98:47
listen
98:48
i think for now
98:49
makeup is still very much seen as a
98:51
feminine thing like in the same way
98:54
beards are pretty much mainly seen as a
98:56
masculine thing
98:58
nothing like someone with a beard can't
99:00
be feminine but
99:02
the beard itself is seen as masculine so
99:05
makeup itself is also seen as feminine
99:07
right
99:09
i don't think you could don't get me
99:12
wrong you can use makeup to make you
99:14
seem more masculine like easily you can
99:16
do like there's tons of [ __ ] that make
99:18
you look more masculine or like having
99:20
uh what's it called having a little bit
99:21
of gray hair makes you look more
99:23
masculine having like uh maybe like a
99:25
[ __ ] you know like scar
99:27
some [ __ ] like that normal pistols due
99:29
to personal protection laws
99:32
different contouring
99:34
but like here's the thing
99:36
as soon as you see that it's makeup and
99:39
the that you know that it's makeup in
99:40
your head your brain's immediately gonna
99:42
switch to like
99:44
ah that looks that that's feminine right
99:46
it's just how it's gonna be makeup in
99:48
itself as soon as you recognize it's
99:50
there it's gonna seem more feminine
99:52
which is why i like [ __ ] that's what
99:53
i'm saying like guys just see like being
99:55
vegetarian doesn't make me trans cozy
99:58
can i say yeah i'm fine
100:05
let's go good
100:07
well done
100:09
you've heard of war paint that's what i
100:11
mean like there's stuff like it but like
100:14
as soon as you
100:15
i mean
100:17
i don't know
100:18
sharp defines yours universally
100:20
attractive
100:21
true
100:23
however
100:24
difficult to accomplish naturally
100:26
um
100:28
or like
100:30
i don't know like there's there's just
100:32
certain things that are just accepted by
100:34
societies like either a masculine or
100:35
feminine trait
100:37
no you can't be do you think it is okay
100:39
to fire someone after they saved the
100:41
life of their fellow co-worker
100:43
yeah what if they [ __ ] saved their
100:45
fellow life and then they just went okay
100:48
i had saved one i can take another one
100:50
yeah you can fire them what do you mean
100:52
tyrionism can lead to what i did
100:54
testosterone levels some say it is
100:57
similar to hrt the cure is this large
101:00
sausage i have for you
101:05
here's me thinking someone actually came
101:07
out with some scientific study really
101:09
dude i was like oh [ __ ] uh what an
101:12
interesting fact you've got what an
101:13
interesting fact you've got buddy oh
101:15
[ __ ] i didn't even do it
101:17
[ __ ]
101:18
ow
101:21
hurtied
101:23
hurt my finger
101:31
rude
101:33
okay
101:34
it's decocked
101:36
anyway
101:38
what kind of gun is that um i don't know
101:41
it looks like the cs go p250 i'm calling
101:45
it the pp69 because i don't know what it
101:47
is but it looks like that doesn't it
101:50
like if you like
101:51
if you've got a if you're holding it
101:53
right that's how you're holding it
101:54
holding in csgo
101:56
[ __ ]
101:59
you know
102:00
it looks like that
102:01
it's a sig p3 p320
102:05
m17
102:07
just as the
102:09
the gun dealer said to me it is the pp
102:11
69 by sig sauer
102:16
looks like a sig yeah but the pp69
102:21
uh
102:22
is really cool it doesn't say on the gun
102:25
but i'm pretty sure the gun manufacturer
102:27
just said i'm pretty sure i'm pretty
102:28
sure the gun dealer then just said that
102:31
it is
102:32
a uh
102:34
pp69
102:38
pp69 real gun
102:40
no suffering
102:45
stop flagging chat finn what am i doing
102:48
i don't know what i'm doing
102:50
you need an akm
102:52
ah he's an akm just like an ak without a
102:55
stock
102:58
i've already got that
103:02
out i hit my hand
103:04
hold on i can do it better
103:07
[ __ ]
103:09
akm look at that
103:15
akm
103:20
nice i feel like i could do like uh i
103:22
could have oh can some really good
103:24
editor uh just edit me into like a war
103:26
scene hold on or like
103:29
oh [ __ ]
103:30
get him
103:34
some [ __ ] like that and just edit muzzle
103:36
flash
103:38
yes very big pp 69 by sigma dyke what
103:43
about um
103:44
what can i say
103:46
oh [ __ ]
103:48
what's an enemy of the femme boys
103:53
oh no
103:57
oh no big titty goth gfs they're on
104:00
their way
104:04
uh what do i do
104:07
oh no tomboys
104:12
the fanboy versus tomboy war is a foot
104:15
boys
104:16
sign up when you can recruitment pages
104:18
starting
104:20
now listen
104:22
it's going to be a tough fight but a
104:23
worthy one
104:25
we're not going to be we're not going to
104:26
let these tomboys take over our
104:28
territory fanboys let's [ __ ] go for
104:31
cat ears and for may dresses
104:39
anyway
104:41
doormen
104:44
oh [ __ ]
104:48
oh no the testosterone
104:51
oh [ __ ]
104:54
ah holy [ __ ]
104:59
uh rose the shadow on the sim got oh
105:01
yeah sorry my bad
105:02
uh oh what the [ __ ] had i do that i did
105:04
i thought i deleted it
105:08
well spotted that it was just rotated my
105:10
bad
105:11
um
105:16
[ __ ] that was the wrong thing
105:18
uh
105:23
i can fix this
105:25
i just don't know how
105:27
okay i've almost done it i think i
105:29
flipped it
105:33
what the [ __ ]
105:40
now it's backwards
105:42
what have i done
105:44
[Music]
105:46
there it is nice
105:48
never trust the internet with medical
105:50
advice but you can trust your chat smile
105:54
what's the medical advice that you've
105:56
given me
105:58
uh
106:00
who knew everyone had something in
106:01
common tax evasion dang right these are
106:05
this is a business expense they're all
106:07
on the stream i can promise you chat
106:10
listen i do not use these off camera i
106:13
use this purely as an entertainment tool
106:15
it's a good thing cheese and that's what
106:17
their business is heavily armed
106:21
as long as i use these on camera and not
106:23
off camera it's a business expense
106:26
so or mainly on camera
106:28
so uh
106:32
i'm just gonna create a night
106:35
god damn it pinch my [ __ ] thingy i'm
106:38
gonna make a knife and gun review
106:40
channel an air gun review channel
106:43
i haven't cut that just pinched me owie
106:46
anyway
106:48
pumped up kick starts playing
106:50
[ __ ] i dropped out of school
106:55
dropped out of school
106:57
i'm coming back
106:58
[Music]
107:00
um
107:03
i can i i don't know if i can make that
107:05
joke i don't know if i can make these
107:06
types of jokes actually
107:08
uh anyway
107:11
it's out anyway can't do anything
107:14
why is there a single sock on the floor
107:16
behind you what did you do with the
107:18
other one
107:20
i'm using it as a doorstop
107:23
it's my running sock it's like padded
107:25
everywhere but like i've just got them
107:26
around the house hi eric
107:29
you want to see a fun thing i have
107:37
hi eric
107:39
i like your halloween outfit do you like
107:41
mine
107:42
um
107:44
i've um
107:48
fighting for us man
107:50
sweet sweet maniac
107:52
please be careful with the guns no
107:54
already shot yourself you're not kyle as
107:57
much as you crush on him also t.o.s
108:03
airguns oh my god the sound is this loud
108:05
for you guys i can't actually tell
108:11
i don't know if it's loud for you or
108:13
something but it's loud as hell for me
108:16
oh i dude eric i've got a lot you're
108:19
right wait no okay you're not in the uk
108:21
but you are a uk in person
108:23
look what i've got
108:26
what
108:27
i got a proper one
108:29
not a prop one but yeah it's still air
108:31
gun but like like annoyingly i i can't
108:34
really demonstrate this to you you're
108:36
not really supposed to dry fire these
108:37
but like this is the big boy this is the
108:39
[ __ ]
108:41
i'll be in the uk in december oh hell
108:43
yeah i'm gonna be in berlin in december
108:45
[ __ ]
108:48
i might dude if i'm there at the same
108:50
time you're that
108:52
no [ __ ]
108:54
we'll shoot guns together
108:56
we'll shoot airsoft guns together you
108:58
can play around with any of my
108:59
collection
109:01
i've got a good few hold on
109:04
oh [ __ ] if you desire to be james bond i
109:07
have one with the suppressor
109:08
i have the good old fashioned the 1911.
109:12
i have a different one this one's just
109:14
an airsoft gun the pp69 i have a lot
109:20
come round pistols to your gun
109:23
what
109:27
where is it
109:28
where is that
109:29
uh let's see
109:32
i know it's here somewhere
109:34
i just forgot where exactly i put it it
109:37
might be on the ground
109:39
hold on
109:41
i know i have it somewhere
109:45
about it
109:47
okay so
109:49
let me see if it's around the right size
109:52
ah so i've got let me show you my
109:54
collection hey stay here for a second so
109:56
let me show you my collection i've got
109:58
the beretta m9a3
110:00
a beautiful little guy
110:02
uh you know uh double action airgun
110:05
beautiful magazine co2 beautiful little
110:08
piece of kit right here right
110:10
i got myself the 1911 made by remington
110:14
another a bb a metal bb co2 gas
110:18
air gun bam bam right it's amazing
110:22
right i got myself
110:26
[ __ ] a different gun
110:28
uh i
110:29
got myself uh i got myself an ak-47
110:33
and then i've got myself um and i got
110:35
myself a desert eagle now this one's
110:37
more more tactical than the other one so
110:39
uh
110:40
uh prepare yourself so i got myself this
110:42
desert eagle
110:43
it's amazing so what you'll notice about
110:45
this right away is you can shoot round
110:47
corners with ease
110:48
right just do that you're shooting
110:50
around a corner many guns right amazing
110:53
americans do a flip with it and
110:55
submissive works amazing it's the only
110:57
combat maneuverability
111:00
um see the benefit of one of these is
111:02
that it also forms as a baton
111:06
you know like it's a very powerful thing
111:09
this is what they use in the armed
111:10
service in the military eric now listen
111:13
you ever had one of those situations
111:15
where you hear a bit of a noise on your
111:16
roof but you got no time the invader
111:19
they're coming in through the skylight
111:21
what do you do guess i know what you do
111:23
you think you have time to look up and
111:24
get them no
111:27
that's what you do just a quick
111:30
it's the perfect house called gun
111:32
i i've got it on this dude it's they're
111:34
amazing uh can't vouch for them more
111:38
way better than any of these are the
111:39
wimpy guns that you see here this wimpy
111:43
imagine this
111:44
uh that's too much time
111:46
so you know that's that's what that's
111:48
the that's the service i provide as a
111:51
aficionado where the [ __ ] is that gun i
111:54
lost the cap on the end of the thing god
111:56
[ __ ] god god god damn it eric do you
111:59
want to see my really cool one can i
112:01
show it can i show her the winchester
112:05
you can pistol whip me with that thing
112:07
any day
112:11
look at this [ __ ] now listen
112:13
okay this is the coolest one i have
112:15
because look what it shoots
112:19
these are little tubes why does that
112:21
have old crusty loop on it
112:24
never mind
112:25
okay
112:26
look at that right
112:28
and then look those weren't the cool
112:30
ones you [ __ ] it like that right
112:33
watch what happens when you do look at
112:34
the inside
112:36
it shoots up
112:37
it racks in right ready bam shoots and
112:41
then
112:42
right chat we're gonna try this [ __ ]
112:44
again okay ready
112:46
okay i gotta do this aaron's here
112:47
watching me
112:49
all right okay ready and three two one
112:51
reload it
112:53
and it's good and if you want to eject
112:55
the shell
112:56
you just [ __ ] comes out the top
112:59
god damn i was almost perfect i wish i
113:01
caught the shell but let's go let's
113:03
[ __ ] go
113:04
oh
113:07
dude there's so many sharp corners on
113:09
this thing
113:12
anyway
113:13
but yeah this thing's really nice
113:17
holy [ __ ] let me put it away one sec ah
113:21
have i like one sec
113:26
um how did you and miariza meet
113:29
twitter actually
113:31
with best twitter friends she meant she
113:33
messaged me on twitter i was scared that
113:34
i cut my thumb
113:35
i think i'm fine i think i'm good but
113:38
anyway that's my cool stuff marisa and
113:40
me met on over twitter literally dm made
113:43
like she posted a comment i followed her
113:45
back
113:45
and then like i made a joke in a in a
113:48
dms and then we talked and then we got
113:49
each other's discords we played video
113:50
games she came over to the uk uh i said
113:53
that she could save some money sleep on
113:54
my couch while she's over here and then
113:56
yeah
113:58
i was instead of our friendship we hung
113:59
out a bunch we i she introduced me to
114:01
all her friends yeah thanks for the gun
114:02
show finn i got two left i got two more
114:05
to show you eric
114:06
okay let me grab them so uh i've got the
114:09
i i oh can you build a gun wall behind
114:12
you to display your collection yes
114:14
because america hell yeah i've got two
114:16
more show you eric these two
114:18
one two let's [ __ ] go boys
114:22
it's [ __ ] 50 calibers baby
114:26
using channel points for gun flips
114:36
ah that is really spiky [ __ ] hell
114:38
metal sharp
114:40
[Music]
114:42
sheesh
114:43
metal's so sharp dude i've got so many
114:46
little [ __ ] little little dents in my
114:48
hands from [ __ ] around with all these
114:49
today jesus
114:51
anyway
114:53
my perfect feminine hands
114:55
god damn
114:57
gotta be careful anyway
115:00
pink gun wall oh dude i would love to
115:02
the uh
115:05
my titties why no revolver
115:09
funny you mentioned that there's one i
115:11
haven't shown you
115:13
this thing
115:15
i also have this thing i showed you this
115:16
earlier this is the one i have not
115:19
showed you it's made by
115:22
[ __ ] umarex over in germany
115:25
it's
115:26
licensed by smith and wesson weston
115:29
smith and
115:30
weston smith and wesson or smith and
115:33
weston
115:35
wesson smith and wesson
115:37
it's a [ __ ] stupid name anyway this
115:39
thing is full metal [ __ ] everything
115:41
it is crazy now little sharp she says
115:45
owns hundreds of knifes
115:47
now the difference of this one is i'm
115:49
more nervous to play around with it
115:51
um because
115:53
hold on
115:54
[Music]
115:56
it is really powerful did you see the
115:58
smoke that comes out of that
116:02
this thing scares me a little bit
116:04
um
116:08
this thing scares me a little bit
116:10
uh i won't lie to you it's full metal
116:12
this thing if i drop this on my toe it
116:13
would break it
116:15
um and yeah it doesn't it's not as fun
116:17
to [ __ ] around with um because it
116:19
doesn't have like the same slide it's
116:21
it's functionally made as an air pistol
116:23
oh the orange tip thing okay
116:25
all these are like bb guns all of these
116:27
are like pellet and bb they're air guns
116:30
they're not air soft guns this one is an
116:32
airsoft gun and i believe that we don't
116:35
have the same laws in america we don't
116:37
have to have an orange tip on the end of
116:39
it we have to have the gun colored in a
116:41
bright color the only thing that would
116:42
make this more of a rose scene is
116:44
alcohol unless after the alcohol nothing
116:47
will scare you anymore i'm getting the
116:49
lemon jello i'm getting the lemon jello
116:52
unless
116:54
you happen to have
116:58
unless you happen to have a company
117:00
that specializes in maybe creating video
117:03
a film company that can maybe make use
117:06
of this on film you don't want to have
117:07
it painted bright orange or blue do you
117:10
for a film company so if you happened
117:13
to maybe already own a film company
117:18
you can maybe have a bit of an easier
117:20
time
117:22
to get these
117:24
in the uk they're great
117:26
loopholes let's go yeah this thing is
117:28
[ __ ] terrifying watch this
117:31
see the [ __ ] jet of air
117:34
i'm dude
117:36
nuts anyway i don't play around with
117:38
this one as much uh but it is very cool
117:41
weirdly enough out of all of what i've
117:42
showed you this is one of the most
117:44
expensive ones
117:45
uh besides the
117:46
[Music]
117:48
ak
117:49
yeah it's it's less expensive than the
117:51
winchester but more expensive than any
117:53
pistol
117:54
um it's terrifying
117:58
that one is nuts
118:00
when he gave me the ammo for that one
118:02
the guy literally went like
118:04
careful with that it's it's lethal and i
118:07
was like okay it's not really lethal but
118:09
like he's making a joke about it but the
118:11
guy that sold me it as well as selling
118:13
me this one
118:14
didn't but didn't he gave me no no
118:17
warnings about this one he was fine but
118:19
you know he was fine with that but the
118:22
other one
118:23
stopped dry firing
118:25
uh dry firing those are fine
118:28
the revolver is literally just releasing
118:30
air
118:32
like it there's no like
118:34
there's there's no pistons slamming into
118:36
each other that's gonna erode over time
118:38
there's nothing like that it's all good
118:41
uh the only one that you could maybe not
118:43
drive maybe the pistols would be not
118:44
great to dry fire
118:52
that is dry firing well yeah but like it
118:54
doesn't matter no one's normal
118:58
the hammer is the problem
118:59
oh yeah i guess i forgot that thing had
119:01
a hammer
119:02
you're becoming a more dangerous femme
119:04
boy as the time passes
119:10
i'm becoming a more armed fanboy
119:12
did you see the jetta there she asks
119:14
sticking her finger down the muzzle
119:16
while it's still loaded when the [ __ ]
119:18
did i stick my finger down the muzzle
119:21
what the [ __ ] did i do that
119:23
hammer doesn't actually do anything in
119:24
an airgun right
119:25
uh not really actually it kind of does a
119:28
little bit so
119:30
[ __ ] i don't know
119:32
i don't think the actual hammer there's
119:33
no striking pin but in some
119:37
i wonder if there's one i can find
119:42
in some
119:45
there's like a uh what's it called
119:50
oh [ __ ] that's not good see sometimes
119:52
you kind of do need to actually dry fire
119:54
it or it kind of [ __ ] up like that
119:56
like that one would have just drained
119:57
the drain the gas out um
119:59
some of them do have like an actual
120:01
thing like a thing they hit and it does
120:03
release the co2
120:05
but
120:06
it's it's a bit complex some of them do
120:08
some of them don't different ones do
120:10
anyway
120:12
the hammer is internal yeah so like
120:16
the the this thing actually hitting
120:18
something isn't doing anything but
120:19
either way
120:21
that someone saw it no [ __ ] what what
120:22
else what'd i do
120:28
what what did i do
120:30
don't keep co2 bulbs in guns if you're
120:32
not using them the ball eventually forms
120:34
into the seal and starts leaking when
120:36
you insert the next bulb
120:37
oh
120:38
[ __ ]
120:40
my bad
120:41
i've been doing that the entire time
120:43
what do you think about magnetic
120:44
eyelashes i thought they were calling my
120:46
ah
120:51
let's go
120:52
wait i'm gonna grab a drink celebrate
120:54
[ __ ] six six [ __ ] 4 20 69 baby
120:57
hold on i'm gonna grab the lemon cello
121:26
ah
121:28
look at this i got this recently it's
121:30
been sitting in the fridge
121:31
funny number hours
121:33
oh
121:34
i just cracked the seal on it
121:39
it smells interesting it's cold as hell
121:42
you can see like frosted look at that
121:52
oh
121:54
oh
121:57
that's interesting
121:59
i feel like i shouldn't have drank that
122:00
no more darling i must protest those
122:03
so-called 50 caliber guns you have are
122:05
nothing more than tiny pool noodles
122:08
it's okay sweetie we all still love you
122:14
i'm pretty proud of them sweet number
122:17
i'm pretty proud proud of them
122:19
oh
122:21
why is it alcohol like the first sip of
122:22
alcohol hits me like a truck but getting
122:25
from like tipsy to drunk is just a
122:28
colossal amount of time about amount of
122:31
drinks i out drink everyone but i get to
122:33
tipsy immediately
122:35
like one shot now i'm i'm like at the
122:37
one shot and i'm like good
122:40
getting to the but there's no scale in
122:42
between no scale
122:45
my body's just got like i'm [ __ ]
122:46
wolverine dude
122:50
do you smoke slash vape weed
122:52
uh i don't vape because that's lame
122:55
you're a lightweight i'm definitely not
122:57
a lightweight i can dude oh
123:01
hey
123:03
there's like a bunch of youtubers that
123:05
are known to be able to drink people
123:06
under the table i keep up with them fine
123:09
uh like minx is one of them minks can
123:10
drink like an irishman
123:13
but like
123:14
i can keep up with minx
123:16
i'm good for that
123:17
i get drunk a lot less i just as soon as
123:20
i am then it's my uh god good lord i
123:23
don't know how i am drunk but either way
123:27
wait so you smoke i've never smoked
123:29
uh nicotine any of that [ __ ]
123:32
uh
123:32
that's i could not say that's good at
123:35
all like my dad smokes that my dad
123:37
smokes nicotine did terribly
123:40
but i do have this friend
123:44
that has maybe tried the devil's lettuce
123:46
it is illegal in the uk
123:50
and my fr and listen my friend is
123:53
uh my my friend's awful uh it's illegal
123:56
in the uk so i obviously wouldn't
123:59
but my friend
124:02
my friend might have tried it
124:04
in america
124:06
and cali
124:08
and thought it wasn't that bad uh they
124:10
went to uh my friend went to vidcon
124:13
my friend thought it was a cool idea
124:16
uh
124:17
i thought it was uh my friend thought it
124:19
was
124:22
my friend thought it was um my friend
124:24
thought it was a very a bad thing
124:27
and then when my friend tried it my
124:29
friend thought it was not that bad
124:32
um but my friend does not partake in it
124:35
much
124:36
if ever
124:38
anymore
124:39
because it is very it takes a lot out of
124:41
the time over now
124:45
uh thank you
124:47
funny number of funny number time over
124:52
well [ __ ] at least it's an even number
124:54
thank you for the thank you for the many
124:56
amount of donations okay go but thanks
124:57
for the 44 dollars and [ __ ]
124:59
cigarettes for 78. dude anyway
125:03
very careful not to use specific
125:05
pronouns i'm
125:08
where's my friend
125:10
i don't know i don't know what my my
125:11
it's my friend i don't know what they
125:13
want to be identified as on stream so i
125:15
didn't use any any specific pronouns
125:18
my friend did uh but you know
125:21
as others have noticed did you friend
125:23
ever leave a bomb visible in the
125:25
background of a stream
125:31
my friend would be
125:32
very dumb to do that
125:35
ah i i cannot confirm nor deny that but
125:37
my friend would have been very stupid
125:39
if they didn't indeed do that however
125:43
kind of kind of cool
125:48
oh [ __ ]
125:50
anyway
125:54
summit moment does this work too
126:01
oh no
126:03
i think wait what the [ __ ] i don't even
126:05
know what [ __ ] number you were going
126:06
for
126:08
stuff kind of stuff donated
126:11
three dollars
126:12
i would have been too s what
126:15
i have no idea what that would have been
126:20
wait
126:21
two
126:22
six five six seven eight nine
126:26
oh i guess there's five six seven eight
126:28
nine
126:29
i guess so like
126:31
yeah fair enough that works
126:36
five six seven eight nine yeah
126:38
nice
126:39
anyway
126:43
i'm so what the [ __ ]
126:45
i'm so glad i'm jamaican so i can smoke
126:47
and place it on religion
126:48
is that a thing
126:49
wait is there a religion about it i
126:52
didn't know that actually
126:54
i don't know if you're [ __ ] with me
126:55
or not
126:56
does your friend dress up as a girl on
126:58
camera
127:00
my friend's a little feminine
127:03
oh did this friend go by i me pronouns
127:06
kappa
127:08
you're gonna let me try and figure out
127:09
what the [ __ ] going on i see four
127:10
twenty eight six six sixty nine four
127:12
twenty let's go
127:14
uh thanks for the hundred twenty six
127:15
dollars thirty one cents
127:17
um my friend actually i don't wanna talk
127:19
about my friend anymore they're dumb
127:20
they're a [ __ ] they're an idiot
127:22
um
127:23
they they're they're real down i don't
127:24
to talk about them anymore that's it's
127:26
not their stream it's it's my stream hey
127:28
was wondering if you were still
127:30
practicing your voice or went to your
127:32
second lesson since we haven't heard
127:34
about it in a while you said it was hard
127:36
but you'd finish it next year when it
127:38
was perfect yeah so they actually
127:40
haven't booked me in on that i've
127:41
emailed them saying like hey let's book
127:43
another session
127:44
and they haven't actually responded to
127:46
me yet the last email that i sent to
127:48
them was
127:50
let's see
128:00
where's this this was a while ago too
128:03
i could chase them up on it but like
128:08
uh
128:10
what oh i'm on the wrong email the [ __ ]
128:12
okay
128:15
uh let me see
128:17
the last email i sent to them was i
128:18
believe something that went along the
128:20
lines of
128:23
okay that's not the right one
128:26
is this the right one
128:29
yeah okay
128:31
so it was an invoice issue
128:34
uh so they'd sent me a notice to pay for
128:38
one of the one of the sessions
128:40
and i paid it and it didn't work and i
128:43
emailed them hey
128:46
um
128:47
didn't work
128:48
how do i fix it and they went i'll cc
128:51
someone to get you to pay it
128:53
and then nothing happened and then i
128:55
emailed them like can i pay also let's
128:57
schedule the next appointment and i've
128:59
received no notice back so
129:02
i got nothing
129:04
so that's currently the update i could
129:06
follow them up on it
129:07
after my already follow up but
129:10
that's interesting you can't just call
129:12
them that you can only contact them
129:13
through email
129:14
so
129:16
yeah their site they use fresh books and
129:18
it just did it just had an error every
129:20
time it was like
129:21
just having an issue that i wasn't
129:22
american but they're a british company
129:23
subscribers on your youtube channel any
129:26
wild celebration
129:29
i just want to say when you do get him
129:34
what will you uh what will you do when
129:36
you get a million
129:37
i don't i don't i don't know when i hit
129:39
500 000 subscribers i didn't do anything
129:41
uh i when i hit a hundred thousand i
129:45
think i just stayed home for the day and
129:46
didn't i took a day off
129:50
um for a million i don't know i don't
129:52
think i dude i honestly i don't know
129:54
when i'm when i hit a million i don't
129:56
know if i have a will
130:10
[Music]
130:12
between was your card declined before or
130:16
after you bought all those guns
130:18
before it makes no sense let me buy all
130:21
these but no [ __ ]
130:23
no no nothing else
130:25
anyway
130:28
what no plaque reveal i mean
130:30
i don't know what whatever if if i did
130:33
hit like a big milestone on youtube it
130:34
depends i i don't feel like the
130:36
subscriber milestones mean anything like
130:40
even if i do like insanely well for like
130:42
let's say views or on a video or the
130:44
minecraft server does really well
130:45
release something i'm really proud of
130:48
i don't know i think i'll just tell
130:50
i just tell my dad about it and he's
130:52
like ah hell
130:54
yeah and then life carries on man
130:58
um
130:59
there's been a time in which like
131:01
when i made a good amount of money i was
131:03
like oh man like i've got it i've got to
131:04
do something with it i want to i want to
131:06
do something and you know what i did
131:08
i bought a pair of earphones i bought
131:10
airpods i bought a hundred a hundred
131:12
dollar worth pair of airpods as a
131:14
celebration of like
131:16
a ton of a ton of money it was a lot of
131:18
money it was good it was like
131:20
uh it was the first time i'd made like
131:22
over a thousand dollars in one go
131:24
which was really really cool on youtube
131:27
which was really nice after i dropped
131:28
out i was like
131:29
it's cool it was like a little measure
131:30
of success you kind of need to make
131:31
money if you're not
131:33
living with your parents but yeah i made
131:35
like
131:36
i think it was like
131:37
i made like
131:38
two oh no it was three and a half
131:41
thousand in one month three and a half
131:43
thousand dollars in one month half it
131:45
goes tax but that's not the point it was
131:46
a really cool thing for me because i
131:48
think the last month before that it was
131:49
like 1 500 and i was like
131:53
damn like don't go wrong that is below
131:56
far below like average american income
131:58
but like
131:59
still
132:01
i was really hyped at the time i was
132:02
really really excited about i remember
132:03
that that was cool
132:05
but i don't know
132:07
i'm not big i'm not big on that the only
132:09
thing that i waste money on
132:12
is probably these probably these so far
132:14
this is the biggest money waste that and
132:15
knives like airsoft airguns and knives
132:19
the only things that i waste money on
132:21
the rest of it's all business stuff
132:23
i'm a very i'm a very implant month oh
132:25
my [ __ ] god
132:29
oh and wait no definitely also these as
132:31
well though is it a waste of money to
132:33
keep buying pink maid dresses
132:35
is that a waste
132:38
is it a waste of money
132:40
i don't know about it
132:44
who knows you know i could take the bobs
132:45
out and then i could take the bra off
132:47
and then i could just be fanboy hold on
132:49
i'm gonna do that i've had two hours of
132:51
being normal i'm gonna be a fan boy for
132:53
a sec one sec
132:54
definitely a business expense yes i
132:57
don't want to be a fanboy
133:00
bob stay no i don't want to be a fan boy
133:02
for once
133:05
i want to say autumn i just want to see
133:07
what it looks like
133:10
please use other stores what do you mean
133:13
stores
133:17
sounds like goal mode is normal now
133:19
don't get me wrong i'm still wearing a
133:20
big dress and everything but also i want
133:22
to see what the dress i want
133:24
i want to see what the dress looks like
133:25
without the black bra
133:27
come on let's see
133:30
so being an egg is normal
133:33
i found the bullet i found the bullet
133:36
what the hell
133:37
i found the bullet
133:39
oh my god i found the [ __ ] baby oh my
133:41
god
133:42
it was in the dress i knew it
133:45
look hold on i found it i made sorry i
133:48
found the [ __ ] thing oh my god it is
133:52
girl month
133:53
not fem boy month
133:55
but i want it
133:59
i want to see what it looks like once i
134:00
can always get changed again but
134:04
i want to see what it looks like
134:07
worse
134:09
now it's weird
134:10
oh now i find it weird i'm going back
134:15
i'm going back also try it without the
134:17
apron
134:18
ah without the apron it looks worse i
134:20
remember i was getting dressed i'd go
134:21
back oh
134:25
but i found the bullet there you go i
134:27
had to do that i got to find the bullet
134:29
holy [ __ ] bigger bob oh dude this thing
134:31
can't cope with bigger bobs
134:33
my god though i found the [ __ ] bullet
134:35
found the winchester bullet the one that
134:37
got away
134:42
i don't i mean like
134:44
this is the most this is the weirdest
134:46
brother
134:47
he finds it weird to not have bobs
134:49
i find it weird to wear a dress that
134:51
like has a space for bobs
134:54
and then not wear them like it's just
134:56
like a big empty area you know
134:59
that is a little bit strange it's a bit
135:01
strange feeling yeah
135:04
okay
135:06
because like that it's just like an
135:08
empty thing in here i clipped when the
135:09
cartridge missed me we couldn't see
135:10
anything
135:11
what the yeah it just [ __ ] matrix
135:13
glitched into my shirt
135:15
that's so odd
135:18
put the bullets in the bra yeah
135:22
darts they're called darts
135:23
are they called darts that's cool
135:26
[Music]
135:30
rose
135:31
imagine that this donno message contains
135:33
reminders and requests for updates about
135:35
all the things you've said you were
135:37
going to book soon but haven't yet i
135:39
would list them but i can't be bothered
135:42
and tts cuts off after a while
135:46
i know i know i know
135:50
i'll do them i'm doing them i'm doing
135:52
them
135:54
it's so hard to figure out there's so
135:55
much [ __ ] going on
135:57
dude oh
135:59
there's so much like behind the scenes
136:01
stuff that happens bro i'm so busy
136:04
but so you finally got a bullet bra d
136:08
oh my god yeah i need to get one of the
136:10
really pointy ones finally
136:12
they're pissing hell yeah there was
136:13
there was actually one at the airport
136:15
like um when we were coming back there
136:17
was a [ __ ] oh no airport [ __ ]
136:19
train station sorry when we were in
136:21
london there was a there was an air
136:22
piercing thing in the train station i
136:24
think [ __ ] was it an airport but i was
136:27
talking about i was like [ __ ] i should
136:28
probably do that
136:29
and then i and i didn't because i didn't
136:31
it was just a random one that i noticed
136:33
on the street because i have one that i
136:34
want to go to
136:36
which i'm booked here
136:38
[ __ ]
136:41
ksi is single you know
136:43
easy did he break up with his what's it
136:45
i thought he had a girlfriend because i
136:47
had a girlfriend
136:50
queen please you can't be considerate
136:52
our loveliness is looking way too fine
136:54
this season not american everything's
136:56
closed 11 p.m and participants in chat
137:03
dude
137:05
i lost none of november immediately
137:08
actually ain't worth it
137:10
[Music]
137:11
set an alarm to do it i don't know dude
137:17
well i just felt my social uh what's it
137:19
called i felt my like i i saw a tick
137:21
tock about it and i thought it was so
137:23
funny because this happens to me on
137:24
stream so much like i just um just right
137:27
now felt my like
137:29
social battery go away
137:31
like just
137:32
like that that [ __ ] goes immediately you
137:34
know what i mean like you just lose like
137:38
that's a dude i
137:40
is that a thing or am i just making that
137:42
up that that's a thing that happens
137:43
because i feel like that happens a lot
137:44
quantity of piercings just say so
137:47
i you know what it's not even that
137:49
because i kind of do because i have so
137:51
much stuff i could do with that the only
137:52
thing that i'm ever annoyed about or
137:54
like scared of a little bit is like
137:56
wearing headphones because you just
137:58
[ __ ] it's you just dragon can't or
138:00
like people say like infection and stuff
138:03
but like i do want the end result i
138:06
don't care about having earpinks the end
138:07
result of that is fine
138:09
but like the process is a little bit
138:11
scary
138:14
uh chat dmro's on twitter tomorrow to
138:15
book the episode okay
138:17
what day is tomorrow oh my bullets
138:20
okay i can do it tomorrow
138:22
it's a wednesday
138:27
maybe it's alcohol who knows
138:30
yeah
138:30
oh
138:32
i'm down
138:34
uh no headphones for a while
138:37
i've got to record minecraft though so i
138:38
kind of have to
138:41
like what like what the [ __ ] i
138:44
quadrupled my masturbation habits my
138:45
body did not like me abstaining
138:48
oh
138:50
i never even tried
138:52
dude i've never i've i've literally
138:54
never even tried not to it's just
138:58
what's the point i feel like i'd just be
139:00
more stressed all the time right
139:03
like the [ __ ] like wouldn't isn't
139:05
that just bad
139:07
it's gotta be bad for you it's gotta be
139:10
we didn't need to know this i don't care
139:11
it's it's gotta be bad for you in some
139:12
way hello new viewers what's up i'm
139:15
talking about
139:17
i'm talking about the good i'm talking
139:19
about the good old i'm talking about the
139:21
good old
139:22
hold on
139:26
i'm talking about the good old uh you
139:28
know
139:29
you know what i mean
139:30
look at this way how could the ear
139:32
piercing possibly go worse than your
139:34
knife sharpening
139:38
yeah good point i think it's going to be
139:40
a really nice scar there look at that
139:43
[ __ ]
139:44
i don't know how it's going to heal it's
139:46
it's like healed enough that like it's
139:47
good but like
139:50
like no scab or anything but it's
139:52
serious there's a divot in my hand right
139:54
now
139:56
not even in a cool place either
139:59
like imagine if it was like shook like
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that or something be awful but like
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at least look cool
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this isn't
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nnn plus lock and load equals death on
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december 1st
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oh my [ __ ] god i still would oh that
140:17
stuff's
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jesus christ is it bad to hang four
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times a day asking for a friend
140:24
well my friend
140:27
skin is no longer perfect oh my god you
140:29
could get professionally molded earbuds
140:31
made for your ear they are expansive but
140:33
quite good the streamer named love and
140:36
mark has those and they changed his life
140:38
unless you like being uncombered by
140:40
earphones those other way
140:43
ah
140:46
when you live away from the family and
140:48
you stay on the couch when you visit
140:50
every christmas is an end december
140:54
yeah [ __ ] good point
140:58
yeah no i i can i can confidently say
141:01
i've never been in a friend's house you
141:02
ever come to california let's link up
141:04
and he'll hook you up with some airsoft
141:07
stuff there's a dope indoor field in
141:09
norcal that i think you'd love also can
141:12
you say aborted is cute and boppis you
141:14
need to come to terms with being a
141:16
fanboy fox
141:18
one of your friends is called aborted
141:24
and bappus what the [ __ ] is that
141:29
aborted
141:32
when you're coming up with your like ign
141:34
listen fine finster ain't great f1 nn5d
141:38
listen it's not a good name it's an xbox
141:41
game attack i get it but aborted that's
141:44
cursed as hell this is
141:47
aborted
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holy [ __ ] dude
141:51
strong name
141:52
strong that's a man's name aborted
141:57
what's the rest of it because i know
141:58
it's not just aborted it's going to be
141:59
like
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aborted cactus 420 or some [ __ ] like
142:03
that i don't know what it's going to be
142:04
but it's going to be some show like that
142:08
wish i was aborted
142:10
ah
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oh sorry chat
142:13
jesus christ i'm i'm sorry about you
142:15
dude help i think i'm addicted to you
142:18
smile
142:23
did i just do that
142:26
i can't even do that again what did i
142:27
just do how did i just make a how did i
142:30
just make that face how did
142:40
i didn't even know my mouth could make
142:42
that i can smile backwards
142:50
oh my god
142:52
inverse smile yeah i frowned but i did
142:55
it like like it like a [ __ ] smile
142:57
that's upside down did
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oh doesn't eternals come out for
143:00
americans today
143:02
it doesn't come out for me until the
143:04
fifth gotta see that [ __ ] man i'm hyped
143:07
about it
143:09
it's tax evade oh yeah donations to me
143:12
are tax uh deductible of course
143:15
riza said it sucked
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really
143:25
was eternals good
143:32
i'm gonna say
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no
143:37
what the hell
143:39
god mode ass
143:42
no god
143:45
frieza i'm streaming
143:48
then why do you ask me
143:49
okay can you give me a review of
143:51
eternals
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it's so ass bro it's the most ass movie
143:56
ever my friend unironically fell asleep
143:59
twice and i had to wake him up don't
144:01
spoil about it
144:03
which is like a minute there's one good
144:05
scene which is like a minute you can
144:06
just watch that on youtube save yourself
144:08
three hours of time nothing happens it's
144:11
[ __ ] at nothing happened
144:14
it's really that bad it's it seems cool
144:17
one of the worst movies i've watched in
144:19
years like
144:20
literally i'd rather watch [ __ ] stick
144:23
man animation on youtube for three hours
144:25
like csgo d does to
144:28
sniper memes
144:30
also it's worth noting that like we're
144:32
kind of marvel like [ __ ]
144:34
[Music]
144:35
like dude we'll watch like comic videos
144:38
on youtube literally i'm so i'm so
144:41
forgiving with movies i will say to
144:43
anything yeah it was fine like it could
144:45
be the most ass movie ever and i'll be
144:47
like yeah it was okay you know even
144:49
venom 2 was ass but it was fun
144:52
and then this [ __ ] oh my god it's so
144:56
boring it's so boring i'd rather watch
144:58
finster stream
145:00
you [ __ ]
145:01
i'll end this school right now
145:05
dude why are you showing my guns by the
145:07
way it's mine i said they were yours
145:09
also only two of them are yours three of
145:10
them are yours
145:13
four of them no
145:14
okay four of them the revolvers are the
145:17
revolvers of yours the revolver and
145:20
what do you mean
145:22
which one was yours three revolvers
145:25
oh i haven't showed i haven't showed the
145:27
replicas
145:29
oh yeah gremlin anyway
145:31
um yeah like you see what i said
145:34
on imessage or no
145:35
no
145:38
is it about another it's about another
145:39
sf gun isn't it where should i sleep
145:42
uh i'm i'm gonna record a video after
145:44
stream
145:46
[ __ ] you
145:48
all right see ya
145:49
[ __ ] you
145:50
[ __ ]
145:52
[ __ ]
145:53
it
145:54
all right
146:03
what the [ __ ] is it really that bad dude
146:06
the thing is marisa would like
146:09
if the movie was like even somewhat good
146:13
she would have she would have said like
146:16
oh dude
146:22
oh that sucks because the eternals are
146:24
kind of like i mean they're not like
146:26
they're just like
146:27
almost gods in like marvel comics right
146:31
like they're just
146:32
nuts but how could the movie be that bad
146:35
dude i don't know i don't get how it
146:37
could even be bad
146:39
they can't [ __ ] it up that badly
146:43
where the [ __ ] did that oh it's there
146:46
like how could they even [ __ ] it up that
146:48
bad anyway
146:51
ugh
146:52
that's upsetting i hope it's like i hope
146:55
she's wrong and it's kind of good
147:00
it has a [ __ ] one rotten tomato score
147:03
even the critics hate it yeah so okay
147:05
here was the thing right usually
147:07
when critics hate it and it's a
147:10
controversial film
147:12
it's good it's a good movie usually
147:15
right
147:17
if critics love it and it's a
147:18
controversial film it's usually bad
147:22
that's that's usually the the dichotomy
147:25
of that right
147:26
controversial it's like you could draw
147:28
it on a [ __ ] line like on a graph
147:30
right
147:32
hold on let me see oh
147:33
i'm making a photoshop document to chart
147:36
my point
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okay
147:38
so
147:40
right let me show you
147:42
right
147:45
let me go like this
147:47
okay so
147:49
critics like it right
147:51
critics
147:52
uh
147:53
[ __ ] thumbs up okay
147:58
thumbs up right that's an arm and that
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and that's a thumb
148:01
so critics say thumbs up right
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okay
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is
148:09
con is controversial is not
148:14
controversial right
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no no okay
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right
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either one of these like yes no
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okay let's oh
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my
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yes
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no
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yes
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no
148:37
okay
148:38
circle this
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circle this
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circle that okay right if it's
148:43
controversial and critics like it
148:46
uh i would say it's controversial
148:48
critics like it [ __ ] uh bad movie
148:52
bad but i'm i know you can't see this
148:58
okay
149:00
critics like it it's controversial
149:03
yes bad movie right
149:06
if they don't like it good
149:09
it's co there we go
149:11
that's how this works if it's not
149:13
controversial [ __ ] it's all out the
149:15
[ __ ] window no one knows yes no
149:18
no idea
149:20
your drawings and your toys look very
149:22
alike there we go
149:24
no idea the uh
149:27
that's my graph but yeah
149:29
they're uh but this has been talking
149:31
about his ass but like okay think of how
149:33
they treated joker right what the [ __ ]
149:36
is going on here
149:38
there we go um but yeah like uh
149:40
if it's if it like joker terribly
149:43
reviewed right controversial film um
149:45
critics hated it
149:48
they thought it was terrible
149:50
and it was a really good movie
149:53
now
149:56
take a film that critics liked
149:58
that i think we can all [ __ ] agree
150:00
was terrible
150:02
remember that one movie that came out on
150:04
netflix
150:06
called cuties
150:07
remember that
150:10
critics really like that one
150:16
[ __ ] was bad she always [ __ ]
150:19
that oh my god
150:21
film taste is so subjective i disagree
150:23
with you
150:27
but yeah right that [ __ ] was that [ __ ]
150:29
was a big help not a good not not good
150:32
uh i personally didn't watch it that's
150:35
[ __ ] disgusting but yeah that's a
150:37
film that critics liked
150:39
[ __ ] weird and most people who hate
150:41
it haven't even seen it i haven't
150:43
[ __ ] seen it i just did
150:47
i didn't want to i saw like censored
150:50
clips of it
150:51
like [ __ ] dude i watched like a movie
150:54
review where they added in censored
150:55
clips and when it was blurred with a
150:57
like [ __ ] emoji over it or something
151:00
or a big black bar even i was like ah
151:02
[ __ ] it's not dude anyway
151:04
i
151:06
not no good anyway
151:07
sounds horrifying was
151:09
um
151:11
but at the same time i'll forgive every
151:13
marvel movie like
151:16
i will forgive
151:18
there's no marvel movie in my opinion
151:20
that's like
151:21
bad
151:22
not not one eve i'll even give a pass to
151:25
that one hulk movie
151:27
or like black widow movie right people
151:30
hate that
151:31
it wasn't a bad movie i give a pat i'll
151:33
give marvel so much credit on stuff i
151:35
really like their movies
151:37
and muriza does too that's the thing
151:39
that scares me about it because like
151:41
marisa feels the same way about it
151:43
so i don't know
151:46
captain america i like captain america
151:49
for the dark world
151:52
now listen it's an enjoyable experience
151:55
okay
151:56
it was not a good movie but i enjoyed my
151:59
experience that's like the worst one
152:01
they've made
152:03
but i wouldn't even call it i wouldn't
152:04
even call it bad
152:06
right
152:10
i'm a bit dude just movies i'm a very
152:12
easy person to impress but i know marisa
152:15
is as well so like for her to be like
152:17
that's just ass i i've just never heard
152:19
her talk about any movie like that let
152:21
alone a marvel movie so [ __ ] i don't
152:24
know
152:26
i'm scared
152:28
i hope it's good i hope it's like at
152:30
least an enjoyable watch
152:33
so i'm not sure
152:37
what do you think about the eternals
152:39
the eternals i don't i i mean i haven't
152:42
watched any of it i haven't eternally
152:44
hasn't come out in my country um
152:47
and i don't know if it's called the ear
152:48
turtles or just the tunnels
152:52
ah [ __ ]
152:55
but yeah
152:57
what sort of hera would rose evergreen
152:59
be oh [ __ ] we've already decided this
153:01
100 just mystique um
153:04
but also by the way dude
153:06
don't get it twisted
153:09
if i had superpowers i would not be a
153:11
superhero could you honestly say that
153:13
you'd be a superhero
153:15
really
153:16
don't get wrong i wouldn't try and
153:18
[ __ ] kill anyone i wouldn't try and
153:19
take over the earth but i wouldn't be a
153:22
hero
153:23
i'd just use it for fun like it would
153:25
just be like it'd just be a thing i
153:27
could do
153:28
me neither like
153:30
you wouldn't know i'd be a super crimer
153:33
dude i wouldn't be committing like okay
153:35
listen i would be committing crimes but
153:36
like not serious crimes like bank
153:39
robbery you know like not anything like
153:41
bad like have you ever seen the movie
153:42
like jumper not a good movie again
153:45
another example of not a good movie but
153:47
a very enjoyable movie i really liked it
153:49
um
153:50
i'd just do it it'd be that like if you
153:52
had if you could like teleport and go
153:54
anywhere captain marvel
153:57
camera
153:58
dark world are all trash garbage have
154:01
bad writing
154:04
okay captain marvel
154:06
i personally
154:09
captain marvel was the
154:12
captain marvel and thor the dark world
154:14
sit in a very similar category to me
154:16
where they're not
154:18
good movies
154:20
but there is entertaining bits about
154:23
them
154:28
[Music]
154:29
but most of it's boring
154:31
yo my internet just crashed for the
154:34
first time in six months and i went from
154:36
i won't to sleep to i want to cry in two
154:39
seconds
154:40
jesus christ man
154:42
that's a low amount of time for that for
154:44
that [ __ ] crash though my internet
154:46
crash is only going to save people from
154:47
catastrophes when you can have fun
154:49
instead
154:52
right
154:53
i mean listen
154:58
listen uh
154:59
i'm not saying it's a good thing that's
155:00
that's how i'd be but it is definitely
155:02
how i'd be like you think if i did like
155:04
if okay i'm tr give me a superpower that
155:06
i could do
155:08
right
155:08
like if i could fly [ __ ] you gonna do it
155:10
like with just flight right the [ __ ] you
155:13
what the [ __ ] are you gonna do maybe i'd
155:14
be a superhero if i had like superman
155:17
like i was a god right
155:19
like if i was a god among men
155:22
maybe i'd be a superhero if i could like
155:24
turn invisible
155:26
you know or like telekinesis if i could
155:28
[ __ ] lift [ __ ] on my mind then i'm
155:30
gonna be fighting [ __ ] bad guys with
155:32
that
155:33
no
155:34
i'm just gonna be like [ __ ]
155:36
i'm just gonna do my own thing
155:37
shape-shifting yeah
155:39
i'm not gonna be a hero doing that [ __ ]
155:41
i'm just gonna be i'm just gonna be
155:42
doing stuff i'm just gonna be vibing you
155:44
know
155:45
rose needs a leotard that would be my
155:47
superhero costume yeah definitely my
155:49
super super costume
155:51
like oh [ __ ] telekinetic [ __ ] or
155:54
what's it called uh your superpower is
155:56
looking cute dang right if i could like
155:59
read people's minds
156:01
what are you gonna do with that are you
156:02
gonna do with it you'd be like the best
156:04
politician i take telekinesis same uh
156:07
there's a word for [ __ ]
156:09
tele there's a word for reading people's
156:10
minds though telepath that's it if
156:12
you're a telepath bro
156:15
you'd just be the most powerful like
156:17
human on earth right essentially how can
156:19
i get unbanned on her discord
156:23
um
156:24
[Music]
156:26
i don't know mods you need to speak to
156:28
the mods i don't handle it
156:30
that would take up all my time so i have
156:32
mods on the discord for it tab is the
156:33
best way to go to
156:35
i think and tab will probably tell you
156:36
to go from someone else so i don't know
156:38
unless you couldn't turn it off then
156:40
you're [ __ ] ah you could learn it
156:41
that's all superman's [ __ ] character
156:43
arc right i don't know
156:46
strong enough telekinesis can emulate
156:48
most of superman's powers i'm going with
156:50
like normal amount like you're up
156:52
against humans right like comics need to
156:55
be insane because like you know there's
156:57
other people that are also
156:59
on the same level so one's going to be
157:00
more powerful
157:01
there's power climb
157:03
um so you know
157:05
i'm not sure oh wait by the way
157:08
i take super speed every time
157:11
every time you can every time to a girl
157:13
that's a super power hell yeah i take i
157:16
take super speed every time
157:19
easily
157:22
like dude telekinesis is cool and all
157:25
but like it's a very close matchup
157:27
between super speed and telekinesis
157:29
because like
157:30
the flat that they have to write the
157:32
flash
157:34
it like they have to write that guy out
157:36
of everything because he beats everyone
157:39
like
157:40
every version of him there's like
157:43
not the full every dude the actual the
157:46
flash and quicksilver and [ __ ]
157:48
they have to be nerfed so hard there's a
157:50
reason why quicksilver is not in the mcu
157:51
spoilers for ultron but like
157:54
he died
157:55
um
157:57
in avengers 2
157:59
um but yeah there's a reason why he's
158:00
not in the mcu he would [ __ ] beat
158:02
everyone in there everyone
158:04
run [ __ ] circles and everything dash
158:07
dash dash ps it's just aborted nothing
158:10
else after it
158:14
that's a controversial name buddy
158:16
i can't i'm not gonna i'm not gonna say
158:18
that because it's gonna get [ __ ]
158:20
clipped or some [ __ ] anyway
158:22
insta teleportation now what if you just
158:25
[ __ ] go inside a wall
158:29
i how fast could a human being run
158:31
before it gets like
158:32
really bad for you you know what i mean
158:35
like how fast could you run before it's
158:37
like impossible like you obviously can't
158:39
run faster than like sound because you
158:42
just die like you'd be developing so
158:44
much friction on yourself
158:47
that like you'd you would or like mark
158:49
you couldn't run it like mach 10 because
158:51
you just like die right
158:53
if you're just regular person so i'm not
158:55
sure
158:57
anyway because flash has some [ __ ]
158:59
there's like oh the [ __ ]
159:01
uh the speed force
159:03
uh protects cool but with your zoomer
159:05
brain you would get bored as a lot of
159:07
things would go ultra slow for you and
159:09
time would be a bother imagine having to
159:11
wait in line at the supermarket as a
159:13
speedster do it literal death no as soon
159:16
as you've got those sorts of superpowers
159:18
though like
159:19
there's no okay
159:21
some [ __ ] just doesn't apply to you
159:23
anymore like if you're if you've got
159:25
let's say let's go with telekinesis if
159:27
you're if you can lift [ __ ] with your
159:29
mind
159:30
what laws of anything apply to you
159:32
anymore
159:33
right
159:34
like you're just immediately like
159:36
essentially god right like what do you
159:39
think you're gonna wait in line in a
159:40
soup no just be at home and be like milk
159:43
[ __ ] floats away someone's gonna
159:44
think it's a ghost and it just comes to
159:46
you like what laws apply to you anymore
159:48
you'd like well you think you're gonna
159:50
pay taxes what you don't even need money
159:53
just [ __ ] ah you're boring though
159:55
hell no
159:58
will this bring out starlight
160:02
i didn't get the reference thank you for
160:04
the hundred dollars
160:06
thanks for the [ __ ] hundred dollars
160:08
what does that mean
160:10
what does that mean
160:12
what does that mean
160:13
i know what that means i don't know what
160:15
that means ideal superpower is not
160:17
having to sleep
160:18
ideal
160:21
do a starlight cosplay i've done that
160:23
it's on my instagram i did a starlight
160:25
cosplay i've thrown the outfit away
160:26
though because it's taking up space
160:29
cosplay starlight i did
160:31
i did style costume i did
160:35
go on my instagram follow me it's great
160:37
i already did it it's great uh my
160:39
there's feet picks on that go go do go
160:41
see
160:44
starlight cosplay from the boys yes i
160:46
did it i did it already
160:48
post your guns on instagram that sounds
160:50
like a way to get banned
160:52
because you could anyway
160:55
dude the people that moderate that that
160:57
[ __ ] is insane like at least with twitch
160:59
staff
161:00
they're kind of humans
161:02
almost where like i could be like hey
161:05
man this is an air gun i'm i'm using it
161:08
badly i'm being stupid with it right but
161:10
it's an air gun it's it's it's
161:12
it's a toy right i'm gonna [ __ ] around
161:14
with it like on on tick-tock here we go
161:19
then
161:20
on tick-tock me literally just showing
161:22
this got the video taken down twice in a
161:24
row for dangerous acts
161:27
when even when the caption's like it is
161:29
not real you know anyway
161:31
it's a [ __ ] thank you for the
161:35
holy [ __ ] we're at 27k
161:39
nice
161:41
oh my god
161:43
my friends embarrassed me so bad i am
161:45
dying but yes that name is just aborted
161:49
thanks for being great finn sorry
161:52
i'm not gonna say it
161:53
thank you thank you thank you fan thanks
161:55
for the five dollars you're very cute i
161:58
hope that works out i hope or something
162:00
oh good lord
162:02
who else was the one that needs to come
162:03
to terms with being a fan boy boppis
162:06
go for it man explore your true passion
162:09
become like me go down the rabbit hole
162:16
nice i wish i knew how to quit you
162:20
oh that's a good line
162:22
that feels like it's from a taylor swift
162:23
song
162:24
doesn't it a bit doesn't it a bit
162:27
nice though
162:30
is this the real twitch what
162:33
have you found a fake finster twitch
162:36
with
162:37
like 3 000 viewers and playing with guns
162:39
not guns
162:41
they're not guns twitch
162:42
[Music]
162:44
they just go bang
162:46
[Music]
162:52
jesus lot of air
162:56
what makes you think feet picks would
162:58
bring us to your insta unrelated but uh
163:02
what is your handle by chance
163:04
just curious so i can avoid it smile
163:09
my handle
163:11
wait what's handle what do you mean by
163:12
handle i don't know what that means
163:14
that sounds louder before yeah
163:17
you thought some powerless series on all
163:19
the boys or watchmen i haven't seen
163:21
watchmen i don't want powerlesses and
163:23
the boys is awesome i haven't seen
163:24
watchmen yet because i think um like hbo
163:27
isn't available
163:29
i'll take emotional invulnerability i
163:31
already had to go through enough
163:33
emotional trauma to last my whole life
163:39
i immediately know that i was going i
163:41
was like oh it's going to be sad oh [ __ ]
163:45
oh
163:48
just be a man man men don't have
163:50
emotions i don't know what you're
163:50
talking about
163:53
men men per men do not have uh emotions
163:56
at all as i'm sure you're all aware
163:59
we are unfeeling beasts
164:03
god
164:05
bro toxic streamer
164:08
yeah man i'm all about
164:09
all about toxic masculinity here i'm all
164:12
about um
164:16
i'm all about masculinity on these
164:18
streams
164:19
as i'm sure you're aware
164:21
um
164:23
tough man no cry
164:25
yeah
164:26
i don't know man
164:31
so masculine yeah
164:35
that's one of my reasons for going on
164:36
hrt want to feel something
164:38
oh dude i feel way too much the um i
164:40
think one of the benefits of uh
164:46
i don't know when it happened actually
164:51
i'm not sure when it happened
164:54
it must i don't in fact that's weird
164:56
think about actually it's one of those
164:58
things you don't really see happening
165:00
i feel way too much ramen confirmed i
165:02
don't really remember when it was like a
165:04
thing that happened in the same way that
165:05
like
165:06
so i was depressed for a little bit for
165:08
like
165:09
a few years
165:11
and then like one day i just realized i
165:13
wasn't anymore and it's kind of a
165:14
similar thing where you're like oh i
165:16
don't feel that way anymore but it's not
165:18
like a i'm happy and now i'm happy
165:20
forever you just notice that you haven't
165:22
felt like you haven't felt for a while
165:25
you know
165:30
anyway
165:31
yeah it just kind of goes away sometimes
165:33
well it goes it goes it goes away
165:36
for me it went away for me i made a big
165:38
life change
165:39
and that seemed to do it what's your
165:42
secret i made a big life change i
165:44
[ __ ] i dropped out of school school
165:46
was making me very sad i was very very
165:48
lucky as i'm sure it does a lot of
165:50
people but i i built this thing i built
165:53
my youtube channel up doing minecraft
165:55
videos all that
165:57
and yeah i was able to drop out from it
165:59
and that's something that i really
166:00
really wanted to do it's something i
166:02
finally had a passion for and i followed
166:04
what my passion was for and that that
166:06
doesn't mean like dude there are people
166:08
that like
166:09
have amazing great lives they're very
166:11
passionate about something that's like
166:13
academic i'm just not uh i just [ __ ]
166:16
didn't at all so when i did
166:19
uh i wasn't i wasn't overly con i was i
166:22
mean i was very concerned about if i
166:23
succeeded or not but
166:25
it would have been the right decision if
166:26
i had or hadn't succeeded i would have
166:28
been happier either way
166:30
and that's
166:31
so you were depressed then you started
166:34
dressing as a girl and now you are happy
166:36
sounds good just about i think
166:40
yeah i think i think that's that's an
166:41
accurate way to put it um
166:43
[Music]
166:45
yeah more like i i was confessed
166:47
to your po box
166:49
oh if you find a big enough package like
166:52
a coffin glad you're doing better uh
166:54
yeah i'm doing great now the um
166:56
[Music]
166:57
yeah it's always you are there are good
166:59
days and bad days and there is there's
167:01
like what's it called
167:02
i can confidently say i'm not depressed
167:04
anymore sometimes you get into like a
167:06
little like or sometimes i'll recognize
167:08
something that's like
167:10
oh that's a bad way of thinking about
167:12
that or like oh that's a bad thing to be
167:14
doing that's going to lead me down
167:16
that's going to lead me down a way i
167:18
don't want to go
167:19
and then i've learned to avoid that
167:21
uh
167:22
the thing it so okay the uk has a very
167:25
big difference in like how we treat like
167:27
therapy um like it's it's way less
167:31
accepted in the uk than in the us um
167:34
there's even like studies done on it and
167:36
everything like that like even with like
167:38
diagnosing people with stuff there's
167:40
even therapists react differently to
167:42
american therapists because they know
167:44
how differently it's like perceived
167:46
right so
167:49
there's a very big difference there so
167:52
you know we don't fam i studied it i
167:54
wrote literal papers on that exact thing
167:56
i took psychology for it um but yeah
167:59
there's a thing for that so it's like ah
168:03
i think therapy would have been a really
168:05
good way to go about it but i have
168:08
no idea i've never been to a good
168:10
therapist personally i'm not sure it's
168:12
not the way to be yeah i i'm confident
168:15
that therapy would help a lot of people
168:17
it didn't particularly help me and i
168:19
probably could have got over it a lot
168:20
faster
168:21
um but i didn't
168:24
so and it worked for me but i made i got
168:26
very very lucky in life
168:28
maybe it's something about playing with
168:29
their guns all day
168:31
there's something about this it just
168:32
makes makes my serotonin go up
168:40
anyway
168:44
is it that bad in the uk for mental
168:45
health issues
168:47
dude i can't speak for everyone i have
168:48
no idea
168:50
but
168:50
we don't
168:53
i don't know
168:54
i
168:55
it's so hard to give you information on
168:57
it without like doxxing myself or
168:58
something or doxxing members of my
169:01
family um
169:05
so
169:06
i'm good friends with someone that works
169:08
in the mental health field
169:11
as
169:12
uh as something
169:14
i'm good friend someone that works in
169:15
the men's health field
169:16
um
169:17
yes
169:19
it is pretty bad so it means that you
169:21
are going to dress up there's a lot of
169:22
people that get a lot of out of it
169:25
but it is very clear that it's not quite
169:27
as accepted as it is in some other
169:29
places
169:30
i really can't like talk talks myself
169:32
that well anyway mental health in the uk
169:35
is massively undefeated yeah there's
169:37
waiting lit like we have three we have
169:39
three health free health care but like
169:41
any in fact any any person any trans
169:43
person in the uk right they'll tell you
169:45
that the waiting lists are insane right
169:47
same thing for like it's same thing for
169:48
other mental health stuff
169:50
you'll be on waiting list you won't get
169:51
any you won't necessarily get a good
169:53
quality one if you want to change it's
169:54
hard you know there's a lot of stuff
169:56
like that the waiting list for men's
169:57
healthcare is one year
170:01
imagine imagine you've got like a big
170:02
issue like that and you really need help
170:04
you finally got to the point where you
170:05
need to reach out for help and you're on
170:07
the writing list for a year
170:09
so yikes man
170:13
i dropped my [ __ ] knife
170:15
your teeth are yellow as [ __ ]
170:18
don't don't test me buddy don't test me
170:20
buddy yeah [ __ ] i i've got i've got egg
170:23
i've got airsoft guns don't make me do
170:25
it i'll moderately bruise your thigh i
170:27
swear to god
170:31
anyway
170:33
uh scary very scary
170:38
okay now
170:42
what are your pronouns
170:43
oh
170:46
god
170:49
oh [ __ ] chad will tell you
170:51
um
170:53
i think bbs can break skin
170:56
it depends
170:57
in the u.s access to mental health is
170:59
the problem like most americans i just
171:02
take a pill for that and happy as could
171:04
be
171:08
oh my god
171:10
i guess so i don't know
171:12
mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry
171:17
mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry
171:22
mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry you
171:27
look fantastic and i'm happy
171:30
thank you i'm glad we've got respect
171:33
from now on this will be how i'm
171:34
conducting the stream
171:36
hello
171:38
this is now that this is now the stream
171:40
hold
171:44
on please
171:47
ama questions
171:49
hit me up
171:51
this will now be how i'm doing this
171:53
entire stream
171:55
as an as an assertion of dominance
171:58
this will be how i am conducting myself
172:00
from here on out
172:01
okay
172:03
hello twitch to us twitch.os it is not
172:06
real
172:07
but it looks pretty [ __ ] epic if if i
172:09
do say so myself
172:12
ciao
172:14
why'd you buy that wolf armory tokyo
172:16
murray there we go there's lin
172:18
the person i bought it from is in chat
172:21
can i do a [ __ ] door russian accent
172:27
no uh
172:29
i know one word in russian yetzo
172:34
guess what it means
172:36
yet so yeah
172:37
i don't know what to say yet so
172:40
it means egg
172:45
means egg
172:46
um
172:50
pretty sure you know about super bleat
172:53
yeah
172:55
but i don't know how to do it i don't
172:56
have to pronounce it properly
172:58
yeah
173:00
can i like put it into single fire
173:02
so this is single
173:05
how fast can i
173:07
why [ __ ]
173:09
not very fast
173:11
babushka i don't know what that means
173:16
[Music]
173:20
defiantly look better with two rifles on
173:22
your lap my lap's not that big
173:26
i can only really have the one this
173:27
thing is kind of heavy i won't lie
173:31
[Music]
173:35
chat finn what are your pronouns finn
173:38
chat will tell you me all of them
173:43
what the [ __ ]
173:44
i really did struggle getting the
173:45
magazine in there
173:47
yeah
173:48
is this dust cover removable you can
173:50
phone
173:51
999 in crisis and ask for the ambulance
173:55
there's also the samaritans on 116
173:59
123 or text shout to 85258
174:05
[Music]
174:08
cutie with a gun
174:12
i'm not entirely sure what you meant by
174:13
that
174:14
uh but what
174:16
give me the gun hell yeah that one i do
174:18
know what it means let's go
174:23
thank a lot i just lost no not november
174:26
because of you
174:27
because of the ak
174:30
dude i should have this thing on stream
174:32
more often it's awesome men's health
174:34
resources
174:35
they said ambulance
174:38
phone 999 and ask you for an ambulance
174:41
that's not mental health that's literal
174:43
health health
174:44
[Music]
174:45
what do you mean
174:47
that's just getting an ambulance
174:48
i think there's my charger in the airbnb
174:57
what the [ __ ]
175:00
oh
175:01
wait you might have done
175:03
i had my charger in the air well that
175:05
but that's one of the people i was with
175:07
the airbnb
175:08
[ __ ] i don't know hey by the way do you
175:10
like
175:11
how are you
175:13
um
175:14
i don't know if i have it if it if i do
175:17
i'm keeping it i don't care
175:20
i've seen your cpm
175:22
you can buy a new one i have a i have a
175:24
much lower cpm i see everyone's like six
175:27
you can get your own [ __ ] get your
175:29
own [ __ ] charger true crime
175:30
[ __ ] true crab little little
175:33
[ __ ]
175:34
god damn it
175:36
no one else no one's gonna understand
175:38
what that means on stream but still
175:42
i also have a deep voice and i'm female
175:46
i
175:47
have apparently a high-pitched voice for
175:49
a male
175:50
so ow that's that's something
175:53
got my [ __ ] hair stuck up behind me
175:55
that's the worst by the way i peeled off
175:58
a sticker now it looks cool now there's
176:00
no thing on it anyway
176:02
oh need a bayonet
176:05
hell yeah i get a bayonet but like with
176:08
with one of my knives
176:09
like one i've got i've got a knife
176:11
somewhere i don't have a bayonet though
176:13
well i do have a bayonet not one that
176:15
hooks onto an ak though that's annoying
176:19
hmm
176:20
i have a bayonet but it's not meant for
176:22
this thing
176:24
your voice isn't even that deep
176:28
ow
176:30
listen bucko
176:32
don't don't make me do it
176:34
don't let me do it look how strong i am
176:36
i'm holding this one
176:38
imagine what i can do look at how look
176:40
at how well i'm holding this with one
176:41
hand this is all metal
176:43
look at that
176:44
look at that you want to [ __ ] with me
176:46
don't [ __ ] with me i'm strong
176:48
i'm a cool cool cool boy
176:51
got a deep voice
176:53
and a cool airsoft gun
176:58
[Music]
177:05
what the hell is this thanks for the six
177:07
dollars 84 cents
177:09
thank you
177:11
thanks is is is it i can't read it from
177:13
here thank you
177:17
shoot me mommy
177:20
[Music]
177:24
no because that's against twitch tos
177:27
even if it's fake i think i can't
177:29
threaten anyone with so you vote i don't
177:31
know
177:32
woman's night gown and you would rather
177:34
sleep in the nude afraid you may like it
177:37
cat doesn't want you to catch a cold
177:41
how do you know what a woman's nightgown
177:43
looks like a woman's nightgown is mostly
177:46
just naked anyway it's lingerie you
177:48
think i'm gonna wear lingerie to bed bro
177:51
you insane
177:54
anyway there's no shot oh my god that's
177:57
cool
177:58
can i hold on to this
178:00
i can
178:01
whoa hold
178:02
on look at this
178:05
and then i'm holding on to it watch this
178:07
it just does it itself that's nuts
178:09
anyway
178:11
it's skull month during night
178:13
ah i'm dude i'm not going to sleep with
178:15
a f i'm in a nighty
178:17
it's so much more annoying
178:20
don't make me sleep in the night
178:22
you can't you can't you can't have me do
178:24
that that's not a thing
178:26
it's not part of the [ __ ] that's not
178:28
a part of girl month i don't want to
178:29
sleep in a nightgown
178:33
it's so annoying should i sleep in a
178:35
brother a comfy one
178:38
skirts and dresses month but it includes
178:40
sleepwear
178:43
nightgown stuff at it to girl month
178:46
trade box for nightgown but you won't
178:48
even see it you don't even know if i'm
178:50
doing it though so it's it's
178:51
realistically it's not worth it from
178:53
your point of view so
178:58
get some sleep tease iron i mean i
179:01
already do that kind of i already just
179:03
sleep in like a big t-shirt or like a
179:05
baggy like
179:06
t-shirt or something like that
179:09
[Music]
179:12
since you've been breaking the other gm
179:14
rules all this gm i think you need to
179:17
have some punishment
179:23
[Music]
179:27
hi rose and chat i hope the stream has
179:30
been going well you are now breathing
179:32
manually and blinking manually also your
179:35
tongue isn't comfortable in your mouth
179:37
joke's on you it's very comfortable in
179:39
my mouth everything is comfortable in my
179:40
mouth
179:42
finn would you like some sushi i took a
179:45
massive platter from southampton airport
179:47
now i'm not sure what to do with it help
179:51
i say
179:52
i'm not in i'm not in london anymore
179:53
you'd have to drive up to birmingham
179:55
i mean i'm down
179:57
it's this i'm vegetarian though so if
179:59
you got vegetarian sushi sure
180:02
look okay
180:06
one sec let me what let me let me show
180:08
you what
180:10
one minute let me show you the [ __ ]
180:12
nightgown i do have look at this
180:15
i'll show you what i got from the
180:16
delivery
180:42
like
180:42
okay
180:43
this is the nightgown i have
180:46
this is the night gown i own right
180:49
it's not a nightgown it's a it's a night
180:53
i don't know
180:54
it's nothing look
180:56
what the [ __ ]
181:00
mess everywhere
181:02
okay
181:04
look at this
181:06
right
181:08
this
181:10
this is what it is
181:12
this is what it is this is what you need
181:15
me to sleep in
181:16
i just would rather sleep naked
181:19
there's not this is what we ordered
181:21
before together this is what this is
181:22
what it is now listen i'm fine with
181:24
owning this i'm fine with owning it
181:28
i i
181:30
i do not sleep in it though
181:36
it's insane
181:37
[Music]
181:39
night tissue paper
181:41
that's from little for big so you bought
181:44
it yourself d yeah we got like uh we did
181:47
a big shopping stream together
181:49
we'd like big one in fact that was
181:50
suggested by i think uh what's it called
181:52
paintball kitty
181:54
who also suggested this made dress by
181:56
the way you're in luck great tasting
181:58
sushi the fire fighters told me to take
182:01
it
182:02
oh [ __ ] yeah i'll take it it's just
182:05
[ __ ]
182:06
cucumber wrapped in rice it's great
182:10
uh you've been sent other nightgowns i
182:12
don't know where it is i don't know
182:14
where other nightgowns are i've been
182:16
sent like long shirts
182:18
in silk pajamas oh i've got pajamas i've
182:21
got a bunch of pajamas i'm fine with
182:23
pajamas listen i'm fine with pajamas i
182:26
already wear like when i already wear
182:28
basically women's pajamas to bed just
182:30
the top half of it but like
182:33
i don't want to put it i don't wear 90s
182:35
gives you a chance to wear it
182:39
i'm not going to wear that on stream but
182:41
nice 90s are basically long shirts
182:46
yeah but
182:54
nothing on the bottom yeah i mean i i'm
182:57
i've been told i sleep strangely
182:59
before when i describe it
183:02
trying 90s they're so so comfy
183:08
really reaching for some counter
183:10
justification i don't want it
183:15
it's embarrassing
183:16
okay so here's your choice
183:18
90 or an additional two weeks on the box
183:22
90 or an additional two weeks on the box
183:25
you've been breaking the rules
183:26
deliberately and this is not on
183:28
you're not having any more time on the
183:29
[ __ ] box
183:31
the nightgown includes the bottom yeah
183:33
it does it's underwear
183:34
which one have you liked me actually
183:36
it makes a good point
183:38
just suppose concerned citizens were
183:40
giving some scams to donors for gm6 is
183:43
the bottom what are you actually going
183:45
to do if they hit the goal
183:48
wait what
183:50
actually stuff made a good point just
183:52
suppose some citizens are going to give
183:54
sam sedonas for
183:56
what are you actually going to do if
183:57
they have to go
184:03
you're not having more time on the box
184:06
you're not having more time on the box
184:08
but also i don't want to wear a nightie
184:09
for all the garments
184:11
it's
184:11
[Music]
184:19
i'm not going to
184:20
worry don't know
184:26
who knows your choice i'll give them a
184:28
pass do it
184:31
i'll try it i'll try it tonight
184:34
i'll try it
184:38
if it's not that bad
184:42
sure
184:44
okay
184:45
go month isn't just daytime that's
184:47
[ __ ] you agree the rules you're very
184:48
rather
184:56
i hate this
184:57
sleeps nothing sleep like sleep with
184:59
nothing like a manly man i already do
185:01
that mostly
185:02
i wore a shirt though sometimes i guess
185:04
this is just a shirt but just thinner
185:13
i want to play with my guns for a second
185:15
let me play with my guns let me regain a
185:17
little bit of my masculinity a little
185:19
bit let me play with my guns for a
185:20
minute
185:22
i'll just i'll think on it i'm thinking
185:24
about it
185:27
[Music]
185:29
i'm thinking about it
185:33
i gotta think about it
185:49
[Music]
185:51
i'll wear the 90.
185:53
oh i'll wear it
185:55
okay
185:56
fine
185:57
[Music]
185:58
fine
186:00
fine
186:01
it would take me a couple years to pay
186:03
it off but i'm fighting the temptation
186:05
to gift the 3
186:07
370 subs at 23
186:10
556 dollars and 30 cents just to see
186:13
your face i wonder how that works if you
186:16
donate more subs than view
186:19
right
186:21
oh my god i never even thought about
186:22
that the chair who the subs go what
186:24
happened to its other eye
186:26
no one's ever tried it i guess i don't
186:28
know what happened to its other right
186:29
that's what's weird about it it's not on
186:31
the chair so i have no idea
186:33
i really don't know
186:37
it's a slippery slope kick
186:42
uh
186:47
checking your dress
186:48
it's not on the chair though annoyingly
186:50
the other eye still that i've got more
186:51
eyes
186:52
hey chat can you fix my eye one is
186:56
behind the pillow and rose didn't fix it
186:58
yet oh and rose when can we have a
187:01
sleepover perhaps a stream with freddie
187:04
and riza over just an all-girls party
187:07
and chat
187:08
[Music]
187:10
what the [ __ ]
187:12
all you have to do then is follow the
187:14
rules you agreed on and stop scrubbing
187:16
we always oh the head pillar
187:19
oh it's there
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it's still so sticky
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just man up down my face
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call me doll face
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it's a masculine i haven't even done
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[ __ ] lipstick or anything yet i'm
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just
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you're regular af for something you
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cannot see or confirm honestly you'll
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cares about the rules at this point they
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are never respected this [ __ ] is just
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invasive af
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uh you're always like still confirmed
187:57
almost our one year anniversary
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i mean i can't see or confirm me doing
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regular girl man stuff but
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i like just when i when i do post
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instagram photos and everything like
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that that's what the box is for
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what the [ __ ]
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warning read manual before you spread it
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i didn't read the manual
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what's in the manual that i should be so
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dangerous
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it's probably nothing
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it's probably nothing right
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what's worse princess or doll face i
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find dollface kind of funny
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[Music]
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so
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don't point at me i won't i find dolphin
188:38
is kind of funny
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anyway
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oh there's already left elen's going to
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bed because you know it is almost 12 p.m
188:47
12 a.m
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even it shits shit's [ __ ] late in the
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uk man
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and quote 23 is a lot quieter should try
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one which one was someone said one of
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them was really really good it was like
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the spp1 or something like that
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ssp1
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uh i don't know what it was
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someone someone else that knows uh the
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airsoft guns will know
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oh i think i found it
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oh
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i found it that is kind of cool
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look at this
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that's kind of cool looking i like that
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all right let's go on it
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that is kind of cool looking
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that is kind of cool looking i don't
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know
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blah [ __ ] blue inside
189:45
look at that
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now that's nifty
189:49
i don't know that's that's pretty cool
189:50
it's an airsoft pistol though i kind of
189:52
want like an air gun are you booked on
189:54
service sponsorship deals i'm the old
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play mc manager
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no you're not
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oh wait are you
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i feel like you're not though
190:09
what's your
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name because i i would remember you i
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feel like there definitely wasn't
190:16
someone called that logo guy
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but yeah i am actually i am actually
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booked on server deals and stuff i just
190:21
run my own
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anyway
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ammo sexual what the [ __ ]
190:29
that's funny anyway
190:31
the one chris tempered before
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oh
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the one chris templared me for and then
190:37
we backed out so you weren't the manager
190:39
you were almost the manager
190:41
but i am actually booked i'm very sorry
190:44
i'm just working on my own stuff i'm
190:46
thankful for the
190:53
she is the 911 i am alive today if i
190:55
ever have a daughter i'm naming her
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elena after the operator
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elena means sun ray and i desperately
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needed emotional
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oh
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i just really needed emotional sunshine
191:07
on that dark night
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jesus
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i'm glad you're good
191:16
i don't know what the context is but i'm
191:17
glad you're around
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one
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interesting
191:22
we go straight dude my streams are
191:24
[ __ ] they go straight from like hey i
191:27
found a really cool ass off gun
191:29
[Music]
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so
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shit's crazy okay
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god you're good
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yeah
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oh
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hmm wholesome very wholesome
191:52
what a [ __ ]
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active like nice the
191:56
active nice [ __ ] hell
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whoa
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that sounds weird anyway
192:03
have a look at the ssg not s [ __ ] what
192:06
the ssg
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i'm what did i just want to send me
192:10
ssg
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96.
192:14
some people need to look up the
192:16
definitions oh that's [ __ ] crazy also
192:18
parasocial relationships
192:20
please don't go broke or take out a loan
192:23
for some random femme boy who really
192:25
doesn't know you but you feel some sort
192:27
of connection too yeah
192:29
i know i dude i'm never going to endorse
192:31
[ __ ] making your life worse in order
192:34
to send a donation to me
192:36
it's not like you know it's it's not
192:38
worth it buddy it ain't worth it buddy
192:41
holy [ __ ] this thing's nutty
192:47
that's a pretty cool rifle thing look at
192:49
this is it a spring i can't even tell
192:51
what it is
192:53
it says air seal
192:58
i it doesn't i don't know if it says
193:02
four jewels [ __ ] god
193:05
oh it's a spring okay cool
193:08
that's a kind of cool little rifley boy
193:12
that's a cool looking dude i don't play
193:14
airsoft though so i've it's wasted on me
193:17
i've seen their youtube videos but like
193:19
i should have be that [ __ ] would be
193:20
wasted on me
193:21
very wasted
193:23
i'm not gonna shoot myself on the
193:24
[ __ ]
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thing oh there we go no shot literally
193:30
there we go i'm glad that most of you
193:32
voted that i wouldn't but that's good
193:34
ugh most of you voted that i wouldn't
193:36
actually show myself
193:41
oh my god i'm tired
193:43
[ __ ] i gotta record a youtube video as
193:45
well
193:46
uh maybe i'll do it tomorrow
193:50
oh but i also have to do makeup for it
193:52
as well
193:54
so much effort being a fanboy dude so
193:56
much work
193:58
i gotta do it though
193:59
looks like it's bedtime
194:01
but don't
194:06
looks like it's time for bed
194:13
this is stupid
194:16
but like okay
194:19
here's the thing about it when's the
194:20
next stream i don't know
194:23
if i'm
194:25
probably not tomorrow maybe the next day
194:28
so probably the fifth
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[Music]
194:31
probably the fifth
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because i'll be able to see the eternals
194:34
on that day
194:36
[ __ ]
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okay
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like this shit's see-through right
194:40
yeah this shit's very see-through the
194:45
[ __ ] terrible idea
194:46
also
194:48
i gotta send what's it called i gotta
194:49
send off the key to uh both uh paintball
194:53
kitty and stuff that's gonna be fun
194:56
i still gotta do that [ __ ] jesus christ
194:59
anyway
195:02
[Music]
195:05
yeah folks
195:07
totally not worth it
195:08
save your money
195:11
do as crj does save your money don't
195:13
spend money on
195:15
fanboys on twitch
195:17
anyway
195:18
two seven two seven two seven two seven
195:20
nice
195:23
god this thing is loud
195:26
uh the nightgown is see-through yeah so
195:28
i can't really get changed to it into it
195:30
on stream
195:31
um
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power also i don't wear the bobs to
195:36
sleep and i couldn't wear it in this
195:38
either i don't wear the bobs to sleep i
195:39
usually just wear a bra
195:42
um i don't know whether this substitutes
195:44
it though you can't really wear the bob
195:45
sleep anyway be terrible for your skin
195:47
and also they're just damaged these you
195:49
know they're not real bobs if i if i put
195:51
a bunch of pressure on these they'd be
195:52
not fun
195:54
um
195:56
substitution for briar
195:58
okay
196:00
does it even do i
196:02
i don't need the bottom half though i
196:03
don't sleep in a bottom half anyway i'm
196:05
not going i'm i don't sleep in the
196:06
bottom half anyway
196:08
so yeah
196:09
crj bad 737 good
196:15
is it time to sing the princess to sleep
196:17
with a lullaby yeah it is
196:20
ah i'm already [ __ ] i'm already tired
196:23
enough
196:24
ah
196:25
send me a dm i'll decide if i'm missing
196:27
you i'll need a po box
196:28
okay cute pose please
196:46
i don't even know how i composed with
196:48
this thing like [ __ ]
196:52
wait
197:02
wait
197:04
let's do like one of these or some [ __ ]
197:06
oh
197:08
i'm not sure i think that was the better
197:10
one
197:10
but this is such a scuffed outfit though
197:13
i have no idea
197:24
maybe like hold on maybe if i like do
197:26
a cross leg thing
197:32
[ __ ] who knows
197:47
um
197:55
okay all right oh my god i'll see you in
197:58
the next dream voice
198:00
all right boys i'm gonna go uh i'm gonna
198:02
get dressed uh or
198:05
undressed
198:07
and i will i will see you i think i'm
198:08
going to record a youtube video because
198:09
i am tired as [ __ ]
198:14
all right
198:15
i'll see you boys can i i've seen you
198:17
i've seen one of one of your [ __ ] 15
198:19
messages i i know all right boys peace
198:24
i should have done lipstick today [ __ ] i
198:25
could have done [ __ ] whole pink bimbo
198:28
ak [ __ ] and i didn't i didn't for no
198:31
reason i'm pissed anyway see you boys
198:33
bye