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foreign
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foreign
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is
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you
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[Music]
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hello
02:35
how are you
02:38
it's me
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i don't know where i don't know how what
02:41
i sound like right now but i'm gonna
02:43
sound weird give me a minute
02:46
one second i'm gonna sound weird i i
02:49
understand the order is going to be
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strange but i'm downloading a thing
02:52
right now so give me one uno memento
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and that one okay
02:59
basically i'm downloading like a bunch
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of mods
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uh i downloaded a good few
03:06
on what i'm downloading more
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i decided i wanted more weapons i'm
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mainly [ __ ] around with blatant
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sorcery because i just had a new update
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and i haven't seen it yet
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uh
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should i be downloading as much stuff as
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i am without running its test at first
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maybe not
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uh am i gonna do it anyway yeah
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okay one second
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all right what's the wait oh [ __ ] me
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[ __ ] okay
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how is the
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boy's house the audio is it better now i
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don't know if it's better now is it
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better
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sound like you're in a closet okay well
03:40
i don't need more right i sound good now
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correct i think
03:48
oh [ __ ] i got an update a [ __ ]
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toolkit okay there we go
03:52
i'm making sure i can see stream chat i
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gotta upload download this thing
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okay
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let me see
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do i need to restart vr please put on
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the headset okay i've done that
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finn's still in the closet wait really
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wait what wait what do you mean okay
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better [ __ ] you
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all right
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okay
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uh let me just make sure
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that's not working
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can we boot that again
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one sec
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okay let me just see if this is what
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gonna work hello
04:45
hi boys how are you hold on i'm trying
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to boot like i'm trying to boot stuff
04:49
but hello
04:51
it me stuff's gonna look weird i got
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full body tracking so that's cool um
04:57
but stuff is gonna look slightly weird
04:58
for a minute but hello
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what's popping
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okay
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oh has that worked
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let me see no
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no thank you
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that hasn't worked why is that not
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worked
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what the [ __ ]
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i don't i want to be able to see stream
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chat but i don't know how
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14 months let's go this is the hardest
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[ __ ] thing to use
05:29
put on your headset it is on
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press f8 i've had fun watching this i am
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pressing
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i hear you
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by the way do you hear you
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did you hear that did you hear the donor
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is the belt on upside down
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no yes
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very quiet tts is quiet
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okay
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strange
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it should be coming from here
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okay try it maybe hold on next time i'm
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gonna replay one one sec
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what about that
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i've had fun watching this oh it's quiet
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for 14 months
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what about now all right i'm going to
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try it again
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oh wait wait
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top queen less than three how you been
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16 months let's go what about that
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what about that one
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better okay
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that's like the loudest i can make it i
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think
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still unchanged what i just upped it by
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like eight decibels
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um
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i don't know i can make that better one
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sec
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i have one idea but i don't know if i'm
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gonna like it
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okay that might do it
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i just like
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very much upped my audio
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okay let me try this on you gotta be
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here for the uh for the testing period
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oh that's so loud now
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[ __ ] sup queen less than three how you
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been 16 months let's go that's gotta
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work that's gotta work
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that's loud okay that's what i thought
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okay let's try it again
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that sounds good to me
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top queen less than three how you been
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16 months let's go
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i might restart vr because this is just
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not working
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let me like one sec let me like quickly
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see if i can do something here
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no you [ __ ]
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that's not on there
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what the [ __ ] i'm trying to launch this
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thing
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okay that's just not working what the
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[ __ ]
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i'm trying to launch this thing
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but it's not actually booting
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it says like please put on your headset
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what if i like move it around a bunch
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i'm like
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that didn't do anything
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dude this is the buggiest [ __ ] okay one
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sec
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i'm gonna quit vr
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right please work please walk please
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please work please work please work
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please walk are yup don't get jump
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scared
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one hand is on one hand is not what the
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[ __ ] there it is it's not work oh there
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it is
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i think
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no
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what the [ __ ]
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oh it worked oh [ __ ] oh it worked okay
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okay
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solid
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uh
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one sec okay
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let me show you what i'm seeing i'm
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gonna help you out i'm gonna give you
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some sort of content one sec
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okay
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u
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and then
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display vr view there we go and then
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[ __ ] wait what
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you should totally be showing that
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oh wait did i do it here
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there
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is that working
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full screen
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okay
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no
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there we go
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[ __ ] yeah what was that
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what the [ __ ] okay we good all right so
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what i'm trying to figure out is this
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thing
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um i want to learn how to edit this
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window settings
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switch window
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to
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oh [ __ ] okay
10:23
all right let me i've one sec i've got
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to make a thing i'm gonna open up twitch
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real quick
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i'm gonna open up twitch i'm gonna make
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my chat a whole window and then i'm
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gonna just screen share the chat
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oh i'm so [ __ ] smart
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i'm so smart
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okay
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um
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non-mod uh
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pop-out chat
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okay full screen
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big brain time
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wait a second i might have done it i
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might i may have done it
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okay can i even make this like small
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maybe
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or can i make this like
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really wide like that and then like oh
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okay
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and then
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i'll change it to
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refresh list
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it's only letting me display a desktop
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that's the wrong one
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there we go okay
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so i couldn't do that but i can do this
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okay
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so i can do that
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you're very small though
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camera mirrored do it look like i care
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okay
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it's fine camera mirroring is completely
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fine that's the least of my worries
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slash problems
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i'm in vr all right
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hey i can see you now okay can you see
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this
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nope that's the wrong button
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hey all
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for people i'm not gonna fix the camera
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is going on with the view the last time
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this scene was on stream was before the
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camera flip
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shut i mean i can flip it off
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fine
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wait what do you mean camera flipped
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this is the is it not the same
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i can't tell if it's the same
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way one sec uh
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oh it's normally this okay [ __ ] it fine
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i'll fine you win
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you get this
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okay
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right
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we good wait [ __ ] now i gotta god damn
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it
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my controllers only have so much battery
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friends
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hello mommy rose i'm in vr
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look at us go we're so smart and clever
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okay here's what i want to play i
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downloaded a [ __ ] ton of mods for this
13:06
this game right here and there's
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apparently been a big old new update not
13:10
charge them they're on like
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half battery that's fine
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not you
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there we go
13:21
this is better
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oh
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game fell to load oh you what
13:30
you little [ __ ]
13:32
you little [ __ ] what am i gonna do with
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that
13:35
oh what am i gonna do with this
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fine
13:40
i know what i downloaded
13:44
i know what to delete
13:48
okay
13:52
oh [ __ ] do i know what to delete
13:54
i don't know if i know what to delete
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okay
13:57
god damn it okay
13:59
one sec
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so that's gonna have to go
14:02
and that one's gonna have to go
14:04
so i know what it kind of works with but
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i added some extra [ __ ] because i
14:08
thought it'd be cool
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um
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and that
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and then oh wait i also wanted to remove
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this
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oh wow wow
14:22
i wanted to remove that too okay
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right let's unboot that and let's try it
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again
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all right
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gotta leave three terabytes of [ __ ]
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porn
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all right but they're gone now it's fine
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oh i'm home
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try you again please work this time
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i don't know what the [ __ ] gonna if
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this doesn't work then i'm actually lost
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because i don't know what i changed
14:47
it's making noises now
14:50
okay that's terrifying that's new
14:52
is this working did it do this before i
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don't even remember if it did this
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before
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oh
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i don't even remember if it did this
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before
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[Music]
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try to smack the heads it's working i
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don't think so
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no i didn't do this bit before okay well
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it's
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that's cool
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all right
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solid balls what
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oh what the [ __ ] is this
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oh what the [ __ ] is that
15:31
there's a goddamn look at the
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okay
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okay
15:42
that's offensive i'm not a woman uh what
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do i do
15:45
how's the audio by the way i have no
15:46
idea
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oh my god
15:49
i can't show that on stream oh no
15:52
there's still there's a naked woman
15:53
behind me chat what do i do
15:55
for an hour oh god it's still okay i'm
15:57
gonna have to like okay five hours i
15:59
can't be having this
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a naked man that's fine okay cool done
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uh that was fine let's cover his balls
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um
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i want a beard
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[ __ ] hell yeah dude i'm gonna get a
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beard
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what beard do i want
16:14
i want that terrible shitty bit now okay
16:16
let's not do a beard eye color brown
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solid white no beard this is me right
16:23
now this is jamie this is exactly my
16:24
physique except he's four foot four i'm
16:27
like
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uh six foot one
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hair
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nice
16:38
this is very loud music
16:42
it's common throws
16:46
please
16:47
okay fine i'll be a woman this is the
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only way finn can get that's fine
16:52
shut the [ __ ] up
16:54
uh
16:55
okay screw it let's do that
16:58
uh okay let's go
16:59
do i not have to like do my height okay
17:01
auto height
17:02
oh wait it's going to tell me what hide
17:04
i am
17:08
perfect
17:10
okay i have
17:11
i have full body trackers actually
17:14
though i'm not sure if they're currently
17:16
on right now
17:17
they aren't
17:18
hold on
17:20
don't worry i am wearing safety shorts
17:28
okay
17:29
so that's on
17:31
i'm not sure whether it's gonna like
17:33
show me where the trackers are
17:35
trackers i don't know play
17:38
okay
17:42
shut up i'm not exposed
17:44
one
17:45
dude i'm i'm tall
17:50
i appear to have broken a leg
17:53
that's fine though
17:57
okay
17:58
ah thank you what the [ __ ] oh thanks
18:00
edgar how many subs was that hey thanks
18:02
for looking at subs
18:04
turn around faces hello
18:07
69
18:08
this is okay this one works great
18:11
this
18:13
he's okay
18:15
this foot's fine this foot's not
18:17
uh that's fine though i can't be
18:18
bothered to [ __ ]
18:20
figure it out this is new
18:23
okay i'm straight up just gonna enable
18:25
some
18:26
cheats where the [ __ ] are the cheats
18:29
those used to be a menu
18:31
oh [ __ ] oh yeah that's that's a mod
18:33
that's a mod hold on
18:35
oh damn
18:37
cheats there we go play invincible what
18:39
the [ __ ] was that that's tenshi thanks
18:42
for the five good subs
18:44
i'm gonna enable everything that's not
18:46
full damage
18:47
armor detection
18:49
okay that's fine and it's
18:51
i like my time a little bit slower
18:54
[Music]
18:56
oh
19:01
cool
19:02
nice okay
19:05
all right what the [ __ ] is in
19:09
a here
19:13
[Music]
19:15
what's wrong with my neck dude oh what
19:23
how do i look
19:27
why is it like
19:29
why is my neck like that
19:32
why am i
19:34
how do i look what do you think
19:39
okay dude
19:45
what i'm about to do to these people
19:47
dude this is them that's the last thing
19:49
they're about to see germany
19:51
d i totally don't have seeds already
19:53
lamal
19:55
short queen my sitting position dude
19:58
can i like how do i correct this posture
20:00
i can't correct it that's it okay
20:03
uh
20:05
i'm just exploring the game feels pretty
20:07
damn stable what the what are you
20:13
is this doing anything
20:15
i'm scared of it
20:17
i'm just like
20:18
it's my hips right there if i like did
20:20
this
20:23
oh no not better lies about height
20:26
five minutes later why is my neck like
20:29
that
20:30
why is my neck like that listen it's
20:33
fine i like it
20:34
what the [ __ ] okay where's the book oh
20:38
oh
20:40
where do we go
20:41
citadel
20:42
uh which one was the good one
20:46
ah i usually play it on canyon right
20:50
this is the classic
20:52
what do we do all markets good too [ __ ]
20:54
it i think canyon runs the best though
20:57
i just want to test some [ __ ] out
20:59
[Music]
21:00
canyon yeah okay
21:02
her neck is fricked because you made
21:04
your vr character taller than you are
21:06
irl
21:08
that's a lie that's an untruth oh it's
21:10
green what the [ __ ] okay that's cool
21:13
i like the look of that now
21:14
it used to be very sandy i can't tell
21:17
why
21:18
i always used to be very scared of
21:19
falling down into there so i'm gonna
21:21
avoid that at all costs i'm very pale
21:23
just like in real life
21:25
okay oh what the hell
21:27
there's no weapons on the wall which is
21:29
sad
21:31
lol even rose's vr character is
21:34
submissive and breathable
21:36
okay so let me introduce you to what
21:38
i've done right i downloaded a bunch of
21:41
mods i downloaded a bunch of [ __ ]
21:44
uh
21:45
so here's some of the normal ones you
21:47
can throw fireballs that looks better
21:49
than it used to it's compressed the game
21:51
model since you lied about your height
21:53
campaign oh it's a light that's a lie
21:54
protecting that's a complete literal
21:57
literal life
21:58
okay where is
22:01
oh damn
22:03
what's that
22:06
what the [ __ ]
22:08
gravity so this one's normal
22:11
this one's just this
22:13
okay
22:17
which one's
22:18
what's this do
22:22
you
22:23
mike do you hear my [ __ ] controller
22:27
what do i do with this it's the full
22:29
okay
22:30
here's another one that i got i got
22:31
spider now what does spider do this [ __ ]
22:35
look at that
22:37
i thought what
22:39
yup
22:41
come here
22:45
i made i'm a spider-man
22:49
okay wait
22:50
that's going noah can i
22:52
like yeah
22:55
i'm scared
22:56
wait how do i like can i like swing or
22:59
something okay i can
23:01
oh [ __ ] me okay i'm gonna swing like on
23:04
the bridge
23:07
oh okay
23:10
i'm spider-man
23:16
yo okay that's cool my character model's
23:18
glitchy as hell maybe i shouldn't have
23:20
done what i did
23:25
that's cool hold on
23:26
look okay
23:28
i've got a spider-man
23:30
i'm gonna be able to grab people with
23:31
this and put them in webs okay
23:34
spider woman spider gwen shut the f shut
23:36
the [ __ ] up special weapon oh okay look
23:39
at this one watch this
23:44
i just magic this [ __ ] out of thin air
23:47
look at that and then if i
23:49
i think the other one if i do it on this
23:51
one
23:52
why not how do i get a sword i don't
23:55
actually know how this mod works
23:58
oh
23:59
you
24:01
okay it's direction based so if i go
24:03
down maybe oh look at that
24:06
and i got a similar one to this as well
24:08
i think
24:10
which is
24:11
spawner maybe
24:14
yeah
24:15
i just can create one
24:20
look at that
24:22
oh that's sick okay
24:24
um what else do i have oh i have this
24:26
okay wait you know what [ __ ] it i'm
24:27
gonna introduce you to these as we go
24:30
oh [ __ ] i can jump okay let's spider-man
24:34
oh [ __ ] wrong man
24:36
spider-man spider-man
24:40
that didn't work very well at all
24:42
there we go
24:45
dude my body's glitching the [ __ ] out
24:47
though i feel like i should redo the
24:48
configurator thing should i
24:51
because i'm i kind of goofed it a bit
24:54
ah [ __ ] do i do it
24:57
should i reload it shall i redo it wait
24:59
oh it returns character oh okay i'm
25:02
going to redo it i'm going to be shorter
25:04
your voice sounds different how i last
25:06
remember it i'm on a different
25:07
microphone because the microphone is
25:09
coming from
25:11
from here
25:12
right in there does this sound pleasant
25:15
to you
25:17
asmr maybe
25:19
admit you're short i'm working on it
25:25
177 centimeters okay fine fine
25:28
it shouldn't have made my neck like that
25:30
just because of three centimeters i'm
25:32
not i'm not even sure
25:35
okay
25:38
correct height if you walk back any
25:40
further you will hit a wall
25:42
well i know hold on i think if i like
25:44
yeah see do you see the box here i know
25:46
what i'm doing i know what i'm doing
25:48
disgusting
25:50
uh wait i don't even want to do that i
25:51
wanted to do
25:53
wait didn't i how do i do this it wasn't
25:57
there okay select oh
26:01
fine
26:02
fine
26:04
fine
26:05
what a height
26:06
ah [ __ ] you
26:08
it's okay look it's not based on the top
26:10
of my head it's basing it off my headset
26:12
it's how high my headset is so if you
26:14
had an extra inch right then it's my
26:15
actual head is up here not not here
26:19
[ __ ] you i'm not i'm not 100 i'm taller
26:22
than that okay what do i look like now
26:24
my hips are still gonna be weird though
26:39
nice
26:44
okay
26:46
okay i had a moment one second can i
26:48
grab on to that
26:53
i'll grab on you
26:56
oh
26:57
oh
27:00
what is my body doing though what the
27:02
[ __ ]
27:03
what is this
27:05
why is my leg there
27:07
what the [ __ ]
27:10
where's my other leg
27:12
okay i don't i'm hovering okay
27:15
you know what i'm gonna do i think
27:16
what's happening is a thing that i
27:18
enabled
27:20
why no there wasn't okay wait now i
27:22
turned on this oh i can change this
27:25
tether power let's come on killing your
27:27
enemies with an overdose of copium
27:37
can i like
27:39
yo i'm spider-man i'm spider-man my
27:44
[ __ ] person is so strange
27:46
i'm inside myself
27:49
okay all right i'm done it's like making
27:52
my feet climb on the thing on the walls
27:54
can i like
27:55
yo i'm stuck there
27:59
oh that's creepy i don't like that okay
28:01
i'm going to the canyon
28:07
literally just climbing walls hours of
28:09
fun inside yourself
28:11
it's something i'm fairly used to at
28:12
this point chad
28:14
okay we're here all right let's turn on
28:18
now that i know my mods kind of let's go
28:20
on easy mode
28:21
thank you for being my impossible fanboy
28:24
girls any plans of playing hot dogs
28:27
horseshoes and hadn't
28:29
i don't like that game it's not that
28:31
good
28:33
okay
28:34
oh i also unable to think oh [ __ ] uh i
28:36
need a thing spawner
28:40
that's fine
28:41
hey buddy you're very fast okay
28:44
oh my god okay they didn't used to do
28:46
that so they update the characters to do
28:48
new [ __ ] can i just like
28:50
yeah i also added a mod uh to make blood
28:53
realistic which is [ __ ] horrifying oh
28:57
my god
28:58
what the [ __ ] am i going to do with this
29:00
ah
29:01
die die die die please die please die
29:03
please die
29:06
okay dad another one
29:08
you've dumb little [ __ ] you a little
29:10
[ __ ] i'm running that's the same one uh
29:14
i don't even know what that is
29:18
you [ __ ]
29:20
holy [ __ ] never mind this is good come
29:22
here you're dead
29:24
that is horrifying oh my god
29:32
i'm so sorry for what i'm about to do to
29:34
you
29:34
oh no
29:38
oh my god oh my god
29:42
i'm so sorry i'm not
29:45
oh i died what the hell
29:48
okay [ __ ]
30:00
i'm a dangerous person
30:03
[Music]
30:04
oh
30:11
i made the game so much scarier
30:14
what do i even do here
30:17
what are you oh my god that's cool
30:20
okay listen i needed to slow down time
30:22
for this
30:23
no
30:27
oh [ __ ] i turned it off
30:34
okay
30:35
a normal thing
30:36
this is good i'm not being like
30:39
oh okay i made blood realistic that's
30:42
probably not my best idea
30:45
you
30:46
[ __ ]
30:48
i'm so sorry
30:50
oh no
30:52
oh my [ __ ] god
30:56
it's so [ __ ] scary is it not just a
30:58
little bit okay i want to turn on what i
31:01
want uh the force
31:03
please do something cool
31:10
lovely high pitched giggles about murder
31:13
that worked
31:14
okay
31:15
uh there's more of them what do i do
31:16
fire
31:18
i missed [ __ ] um
31:21
what does this do
31:25
electric okay that was already in the
31:27
game i don't want that
31:29
what does scale do
31:32
wait i think i've seen this
31:35
uh [ __ ]
31:36
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
31:40
oh my god
31:41
what that's scary what the [ __ ] that's
31:44
actually terrifying
31:47
all really hot depending how you think
31:49
about it wait can i
31:50
can i do the opposite
31:52
okay go away go away
31:55
wait a second i've got to be able to do
31:56
the opposite
32:00
no oh
32:05
no no no oh
32:07
where did that guy go
32:08
[Music]
32:12
can i punt can i like kick him oh my god
32:15
oh i died he killed me
32:22
what the [ __ ]
32:24
what just happened
32:26
okay
32:27
oh my god
32:30
i wanna it's like that thing of who
32:32
would you rather fight a thousand
32:34
[ __ ] a thousand what the oh my god
32:38
a thousand duck-sized horses
32:41
oh good idea
32:43
okay
32:44
that was way more scary than i thought
32:46
it would be
32:48
um
32:49
i'm gonna enable cheats that's quite mad
32:53
because i think we're gonna enable
32:55
sandbox mode
32:56
because i want to have like infinite
32:58
slo-mo and [ __ ]
33:00
let's make it slower slow-mo
33:02
and there we go okay
33:04
oh
33:06
you got killed by someone smaller than
33:08
you okay before i enable it i'm gonna
33:09
look through what i've got okay so i
33:12
installed some cool stuff i installed
33:14
lightsabers i hadn't actually oh what do
33:17
you do
33:18
what the [ __ ]
33:26
i like this
33:28
i like that a lot
33:30
that's sick
33:31
that's sick
33:33
you hang out there for a minute
33:36
that's sick
33:39
what else is that those cheats with
33:41
combined power of alice in wonderland
33:43
emperor palpatine the matrix and
33:46
spider-man wait there's another one
33:48
oh what
33:51
that's too big
33:56
it looks like thor's hammer when it's
33:57
not on
33:59
that's so sick okay what else is that oh
34:01
there's spears there's
34:03
is that a [ __ ] katana
34:09
yo
34:10
never mind about the other one wait what
34:13
off okay this is the one
34:16
that's the one dude i'm using this thing
34:19
okay
34:20
oop no you come here you go there
34:23
uh
34:27
holy [ __ ]
34:28
it's a little bit much oh that's a
34:30
little bit much
34:32
that's sick
34:33
at least get a dark saber i think i have
34:35
something for that i think i don't know
34:38
i don't think i do
34:39
oh wait this is a different one
34:41
oh this one's smaller wait which one do
34:43
i use
34:45
which one do i use which one do you like
34:47
more oh that's so bright
34:50
oh that's sick
34:52
that's cool which one long or long or
34:54
what
34:55
both [ __ ] it okay i'll put the short one
34:57
there oh i know
34:58
i'm gonna put wait
35:00
i'm gonna put the short one there long
35:02
one there
35:04
uh and then i want a different one as
35:05
well there was a different thing that i
35:06
added right hold on
35:09
oh
35:12
the dark saver
35:16
that's nifty oh that's glitchy
35:19
i think i can't even tell what's going
35:21
on
35:23
that's [ __ ] nuts
35:26
okay
35:27
so i can do that
35:29
um dog's cool
35:32
sounds cool
35:35
okay i'm thinking i'm swapping
35:38
this one with this one
35:40
okay dark's over there
35:42
uh what else do i have
35:44
don't care no bows what did i get that
35:47
was interesting firearm
35:51
oh yes another
35:53
star wars thing
35:59
oh look what i can do so hold on i know
36:01
i can do this
36:02
i can pick up the things
36:06
holy [ __ ]
36:08
that's cool and then throw him again
36:11
nate
36:12
the disrupter rifle i have no idea what
36:14
it is but it's cool looking
36:18
make it larger oh what oh there's a
36:20
spike on the end of it no oh wait oh
36:22
that's a good idea wait scale
36:29
holy [ __ ] can i still use it
36:33
oh my wait hold on wait oh my god that's
36:36
too big
36:39
oh
36:40
it's gone okay one sec
36:43
i made it into oblivion
36:45
let me go outside with it real quick put
36:47
you there
36:48
and get bigger
36:49
can i still use you
36:51
whoa
36:52
okay okay okay okay what's that this is
36:56
it's in the thing it's stuck in the wall
37:03
can i still use it
37:05
oh it still works
37:07
oh my god
37:09
okay it's a little bit heavier it's a
37:10
little bit heavy
37:12
but it's still
37:16
oh it's still the same size thing
37:19
bunk
37:23
can i make it really small then
37:25
make it like a pistol
37:29
oh my god okay can i not make it that
37:31
small it's like bugging
37:37
oh
37:39
yo
37:41
oh it's just disappeared
37:44
i can't even grab the thing
37:50
that doesn't work
37:52
go in there that was neat
37:55
when's he going on hrt okay immediately
37:57
i can't even play with my star wars
37:58
weapons in peace
38:00
what do i have oh i have this
38:04
i have this cool thing it's just a damn
38:06
cool looking sword look at this is it
38:08
like a templar thing what is it sort of
38:10
a fallen templar that's kind of sick i'm
38:13
going to put you over on this shoulder
38:15
all right now let's [ __ ] murder some
38:16
people see kids it's not the size that
38:20
counts it's the caliber you shoot with
38:22
where are you
38:27
shut up
38:28
stop
38:29
okay
38:30
uh
38:31
i'm tall i promise
38:33
okay
38:34
what should we do how should we do this
38:36
damn finn you're wearing a jacket that's
38:37
skirt lengths now we can't see your ass
38:39
i'm so sorry i wonder if that was on
38:41
purpose i wonder if perhaps that was how
38:44
what i thought of doing is there a man
38:46
sword can you have the power
38:48
the man sword what the [ __ ] is that
38:51
more scale
38:52
i'm gonna make them all tiny
38:54
scale
38:56
one of them's gonna come from over there
38:58
right one of them used to one of them's
39:00
over there okay maybe i can [ __ ] with
39:02
them from over here then fireball
39:04
oh
39:08
they just go into a t-pose
39:12
can i like grab you come here come here
39:14
dude
39:16
can i grab you come here come here
39:18
oh my god
39:21
what
39:24
oh
39:26
yo
39:28
hold on everyone else needs to go away
39:30
i'm doing something
39:32
i'm
39:33
hold on buddy this is your friend
39:36
can i eat them i didn't oh my god
39:37
they're so small okay die now
39:40
please die get out the way
39:42
where's your friend can i like oh my god
39:45
dude
39:46
what are you doing down there
39:48
i'm so sorry about this
39:51
holy [ __ ]
39:53
that's this that's brutal
39:57
okay
39:58
[Music]
39:59
oh my god
40:03
wait a second wait a second that came
40:06
off
40:07
okay
40:09
let's slow things down a little bit
40:12
i'm sorry about what i did to your
40:13
friend
40:14
please don't be upset with me
40:16
i didn't want to do that
40:18
there it i
40:19
that was not my aim their head just came
40:22
off like that okay
40:24
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
40:28
i said i was sorry
40:30
okay you need to go there
40:36
holy [ __ ] you're dead
40:39
you're [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude i didn't
40:42
realize how brutal this was gonna be the
40:45
uh i can't oh my god his arm came off i
40:47
kinda wanna try that real okay whoa
40:49
[Music]
40:50
if i think this
40:52
okay you stay there
40:54
okay give me that i have an idea i kind
40:57
of want to see about this this blood
40:58
thing because it looks really [ __ ]
41:01
scary
41:03
what just happened okay sound turned off
41:06
come here no no come here come here come
41:09
here
41:11
okay come here
41:14
oh my god
41:15
yo what the [ __ ]
41:23
i feel bad i feel bad
41:27
i didn't oh dude
41:31
what's that
41:32
what was that i don't feel bad about
41:34
that he just tried to hug me
41:36
unconsensual anyway
41:39
finn has no defense mechanism only mad
41:43
he just won a dog that poor guy
41:45
i mean
41:46
i didn't want the hug though
41:48
he didn't even ask first witness the
41:51
full power of the egg
41:53
pegged with the lightsaber
41:58
oh how'd you
42:01
okay what can i do how can i like
42:04
that didn't work how can i mess with
42:06
this guy with my various mods
42:10
okay that's not what i'm after
42:13
just temporarily go away oh
42:19
the force i oh i haven't tried this one
42:21
yet mystic hands what do you do
42:25
okay i'm gonna run over here
42:28
oh wait
42:30
it's quickly like spider web
42:35
okay mr cans what do you do i've saw
42:37
i've seen this online
42:39
oh they're trying to figure something
42:41
out there
42:42
oh yo
42:45
okay
42:48
can i grab them
42:52
can i how do i go over there
42:55
oh i can only go like so far oh that's
42:58
reach though
42:59
okay can i grab them
43:02
come on come here it's fine come here
43:05
come here buddy give me a hug
43:08
oh [ __ ]
43:12
come here
43:18
oh my god
43:20
hey bud
43:23
go meet your friends
43:25
oh my god
43:26
okay that's insane
43:29
okay let me just like eat myself up real
43:31
quick
43:34
okay this is not working very well i
43:36
don't want to go down there [ __ ] it i
43:37
will
43:39
dude my body's glitching so badly here
43:42
oh [ __ ] where's my hands
43:46
oh
43:51
[Music]
43:54
can i like [ __ ]
43:57
how do i want to hit them with each
43:58
other oh my god i want to hit them with
44:01
each other but my like
44:03
are they dead they're dead
44:06
oh
44:07
poor thanks
44:08
dude
44:09
now kiss
44:13
rose is now a jojo character and
44:15
inherited okuyasu's stand the hand
44:20
oh yeah
44:22
why can i not get up this one hill is it
44:24
just my leg being weird do i really have
44:26
to [ __ ] okay fine
44:31
can i not just can i just whack him
44:35
oh yo
44:38
okay
44:40
that's my favorite one that's gotta be
44:42
my backhander oh dude i'm doing that
44:44
again that's gotta be my favorite one
44:48
i think if i like
44:50
spider-man in slo-mo it gets really
44:52
powerful
44:55
yep
45:01
oh that's fun hold on i upped how i
45:03
upped how strong the webs were
45:06
and now it's cracked okay
45:09
should we do let's do normal mode that
45:10
was that was easy mode let's do normal
45:13
let's see what we can do let's go over
45:15
there first
45:16
though oh that's sick that's so cool
45:20
wait what if i get someone with the
45:21
spider webs like what if i
45:23
get them with the web hopefully i hit
45:25
them with a web
45:26
what happens they'll spawn from there
45:27
though so i don't want to
45:29
worry about that you
45:33
oh [ __ ]
45:34
um
45:36
hey buddy
45:41
oh that works
45:43
hey one of you come here
45:46
never mind you oh my god
45:49
hey you i'm so sorry about this
45:52
uh can i just like eat him real quick
45:54
wait can i like can i eat this guy
46:00
oh
46:01
idea time one second where's gravity
46:03
okay
46:04
uh you
46:06
[ __ ] can i just
46:08
get out get out get out get out okay
46:10
right i have a plan
46:12
it's gonna require like a speed run
46:14
though okay grab your neck grab
46:16
i want to grab a foot grab a foot and
46:18
then you can oh that dagger's in a bad
46:20
place i'm going to get her off her feet
46:22
real quick
46:23
and then i'm going to launch it and then
46:25
i'm going to pick spiderweb
46:28
grab
46:29
the just checking category by the way
46:32
well good point oh my god what the [ __ ]
46:35
how do i kill you
46:38
how do i kill you
46:42
sorry
46:47
okay okay let me change category uh let
46:49
me just murder these people first though
46:52
uh big hand
46:54
big hand
46:56
i'm so sorry
46:57
oh
46:58
my god
47:01
i'm so sorry
47:03
oh okay
47:06
can i hit myself with them
47:09
if i push off from this no okay
47:12
i'll change category uh you can stand in
47:14
your mat wait you can stand in your
47:16
magic hands
47:18
cool how do i do that
47:22
how do i do that
47:25
oh i can
47:27
okay
47:28
you're all so annoying
47:30
okay i want to backhand one of them oh
47:33
okay
47:34
let me grab spider just so i can like
47:36
quickly yeet out of there okay
47:40
lady meat wall
47:42
oh [ __ ] oh okay meet ground maybe let me
47:45
crush him
47:47
okay oh hey do you want to see a river
47:53
come on i'll give we'll go for a dive
47:56
have fun
48:00
she's having a swim
48:02
what i just grabbed a rack what the hell
48:05
i don't want
48:07
i want to grab you what the heck and
48:08
just grab that
48:12
can i grab the
48:14
oh
48:15
oh [ __ ]
48:18
dude the sorcerers are so annoying
48:20
can i like throw this at
48:22
someone
48:24
oh
48:26
okay now i can switch categories yo this
48:29
is sick
48:31
wait
48:32
okay
48:35
seven months pog
48:47
i tried okay let me spider-man out
48:52
that's not working
49:01
oh that's sick okay
49:03
you're already dead i'm sorry you're
49:04
gonna punch your tv
49:06
good point i'm gonna move over here
49:08
twirl in vr
49:10
i mean it's not gonna make a difference
49:12
like all i'm gonna do is like tangled up
49:14
it's really sketchy okay
49:18
what should i do now which one
49:22
ah isn't there wait what's like specials
49:25
oh
49:26
warzone
49:28
wait you can like versus them
49:32
bandits versus knights
49:34
okay
49:37
okay
49:39
what is that gonna do is that gonna make
49:40
them fight each other that sounds like
49:42
they're gonna fight each other
49:44
that'd be cool
49:47
i'm gonna go on to
49:48
spawner
49:51
okay that's just sick okay let's just
49:53
shred up a lightsaber what about
49:55
spectral weapon
49:57
nice
49:59
okay sick are you not gonna fight oh
50:01
wait look they're fighting each other oh
50:03
they're just going okay whose side
50:05
should i be on
50:08
they're fighting each other that's sick
50:09
okay you stay there
50:11
spider-man
50:13
spider-man spider-man i want to go see
50:15
what's going on over there
50:17
over there hey buddy
50:21
whose side should i be on here knights
50:23
or bandits
50:24
oh i haven't done the just chatting
50:26
thing [ __ ]
50:27
kill the mage good point wait better
50:29
idea what happens if i do what happens
50:31
if i like
50:32
wait no not you you no you small
50:35
you
50:36
no small you
50:39
big fight each other now
50:44
you idiot
50:46
how small can i make them
50:54
what i'm gonna be a dick
50:58
oh come on
51:00
come on
51:01
there we go you're screwed i
51:06
come on grab you grab you
51:14
wait can i just do that one sec i'm
51:15
gonna screw one of these i'm gonna trade
51:17
on one of them
51:19
you are not very good at fighting one
51:20
bit i'm gonna pick the uh
51:24
okay i'm apparently gonna fight you
51:26
you're better weapon anyway
51:28
so i can just
51:30
just falling down the stairs so can i
51:32
just like step on them you're being dumb
51:34
as well okay hold on can i like
51:36
okay no
51:39
oh my god
51:40
holy [ __ ]
51:44
oh my god
51:45
i'm so sorry
51:47
oh my
51:48
god oh what happened to you
51:53
can i grab you you're so small
51:56
just break your back real quick i need
51:57
them on the ground
51:59
you're being annoying
52:08
i want to fight the small one
52:14
okay
52:15
how are you not dead how is it not okay
52:17
which one's gonna kill it faster
52:23
just die die die die die die die die die
52:27
die please die please
52:30
there we go here at live too what the
52:33
[ __ ]
52:37
they all want to fight me
52:41
oh
52:42
i'm so sorry okay i
52:48
it's so brutal i just want to fight the
52:50
child i'm waiting you i've trained my
52:54
entire life so i can kill you
52:56
okay
52:58
you need to die as well sorry you're not
52:59
part of this okay
53:02
right you go over there
53:03
all right oh this is exactly what i was
53:05
after okay right what do i do with you
53:08
now
53:09
okay what do i do chat this is
53:12
i just want to fight the child
53:15
what do i do i i could anytime i want to
53:19
this is i'm imagining this is like that
53:21
one baby on the airplane
53:25
just
53:27
oh my god that's so bad
53:32
how badly can i eat this thing
53:40
oh my god
53:43
i don't know if that's more brutal than
53:44
what i was doing or not
53:46
my bra strap one sec
53:48
dude
53:50
that's mean
53:51
oh my god i couldn't even dignify the
53:54
death man the poor npc oh hold on
53:58
my head always gets in my eyes when i do
54:00
this
54:02
it swung it was trying to it was trying
54:04
to grab itself on the way down
54:07
keep the baby kick the baby that's a
54:10
good idea where's the next one that i
54:11
can
54:12
that i can
54:14
do i real dude swear to god it's easier
54:16
going upstairs when i do that oh they're
54:17
all just standing next to each other
54:19
pretending to fight again i see
54:22
spiderweb
54:24
come on
54:26
on my way
54:28
okay
54:30
let's grab scale
54:32
and scale
54:34
you
54:35
the
54:38
i kind of want to see what happens when
54:39
they fight
54:41
let's go be
54:42
holy [ __ ]
54:45
okay
54:45
not much i'm going to scout him down
54:47
again come on buddy
54:49
and how small should i make you like
54:52
child level
54:53
like house talls a child like there
54:55
right that's like an actual child height
55:03
can i just like keep kicking his shins
55:11
i'm so sorry
55:14
stop
55:17
no
55:21
i'm training for my battle against every
55:22
child
55:24
no no no stay down
55:27
okay uh spectral so sorry about this
55:30
just i i don't want you to kill him i
55:32
want to kill him
55:34
did you kill him oh you are stupid
55:37
frozen tried that last year you killed
55:40
him work out for him
55:44
what was i i don't even know what you
55:45
just said
55:48
[ __ ]
55:50
okay stay on the wall do they get more
55:51
health the bigger they are you can use
55:53
oh i don't know there's one and david
55:55
versus goliath yeah maybe that'll be
55:58
cool
55:59
uh i don't actually know if they get
56:00
more health i could always test it
56:03
what hair am i swallowing
56:06
all right
56:07
i want to kill one of these guys real
56:08
quick
56:10
is he really just surrendering okay well
56:12
it's gonna be you what are you
56:15
oh
56:17
i'm so i'm not sorry
56:19
i'm sure i'm not
56:21
okay so you're poor and defenseless just
56:23
like a you picked up a knife
56:26
okay
56:29
you little [ __ ]
56:31
you i hold on i got a spider-man him
56:36
what the hell
56:38
oh my god not that
56:46
how are you doing
56:48
okay
56:49
this guy
56:50
slash woman
56:52
small
56:54
be small
56:57
that's too small how how small mini or
57:00
like go for the shins how like how big
57:04
like big like that small this is like
57:08
five-year-old though you know i feel
57:10
unfair
57:13
the annoying ones are like 12
57:15
slightly small
57:18
like that i have a friend this height
57:20
holy [ __ ] i have a friend this hype
57:24
i there's like [ __ ] hair all in my
57:26
mouth
57:27
i got a friend called charlie who's like
57:29
this exact height hold on let me just
57:32
can i can i have that hold on
57:36
there we go
57:38
they're still alive i just didn't want
57:39
them to have a weapon
57:42
oh
57:43
i'm so strong
57:45
okay now i'm just training to fight her
57:48
do you have a cat what do you mean i
57:49
don't have a cat
57:51
you got
57:52
them you just got another one okay this
57:56
is just
57:59
it's just upsetting
58:02
okay is there any other weapons around
58:04
that you can grab
58:06
yeets oop
58:09
you eat that one okay you're good ah
58:12
okay what are you trying to grab what
58:14
are you trying to grab what are you
58:15
trying to grab oh they're going for that
58:16
knife over there
58:17
no
58:18
no
58:20
no you don't why is that so small
58:23
why is this so tiny
58:27
okay right
58:34
but a knife
58:36
you want this okay [ __ ] it
58:38
i'm gonna see what it'd look like if in
58:39
fact i do
58:42
all right so finally someone to backhand
58:45
okay ready in slow mo too ready three
58:50
oh oh my god i just missed they got so
58:52
lucky
58:53
okay
58:54
and
58:57
oh you piece of [ __ ] okay
59:00
oh my god come on
59:04
no i'm just
59:06
i'm just missing
59:12
oh my god
59:18
how are you doing are you okay
59:20
how are you doing
59:22
i don't think they're okay they're not
59:23
doing too great
59:25
should be fine yeah they'll be fine
59:27
what are you looking at let me just like
59:29
separate you a little bit
59:33
can i like at least grab
59:35
okay no weapons
59:37
the small npc trying to reach for
59:39
weapons make me think of the video where
59:41
the little kid runs and his mom asks
59:43
what he has
59:44
he
59:47
and oh that's brutal i'm gonna do it
59:49
again
59:50
how are you doing
59:54
i'm about to feel bad
59:59
okay
60:01
what the hell have i just done
60:06
wait uh um
60:08
hold on give me just one second i'm
60:10
figuring out what i've done
60:20
why would you walk into it
60:23
okay right
60:25
um
60:27
you go away i want to figure out how i
60:29
just did that
60:31
how did i do that
60:36
how did i do that thing what did i just
60:37
do
60:40
what did i just do
60:44
how did i do that what did i
60:49
um how did i do that there's no other
60:51
button oh was it oh i see
60:57
yes
60:58
come on
61:00
oh it made it made it
61:03
god damn it
61:04
okay i'm gonna do this with the normal
61:05
one
61:07
not that one
61:08
you okay so i go like that i then just
61:12
start [ __ ] spinning it
61:15
i can make it slow-mo
61:17
your head's coming off buddy
61:21
oh sorry okay better control
61:25
better control
61:28
no
61:29
okay come on
61:30
[Music]
61:32
oh my god you remember that like you
61:34
know in harry potter where there's that
61:36
curse that dr snape has where it's just
61:39
knives
61:42
yeah that's what that is
61:46
that's what it is
61:47
that's brutal
61:49
beyblade
61:51
don't forget the batteries on the light
61:52
the battery what the batteries on the
61:54
lightsaber
61:55
there's a battery
61:56
who the what the [ __ ] lightning
61:58
like second-handed lightsaber how's that
62:02
dr snape what's his name
62:04
professor snape what the [ __ ] is his
62:06
name snape just snape
62:09
it's a dumb name anyway what am i going
62:10
to do remember it hold on this guy's
62:11
plugging me look
62:13
oh now you want to surrender now i've
62:15
got the fancy lightsaber thing oh now
62:17
you're scared you didn't care much
62:19
when you were like stabbing me a second
62:21
ago
62:24
that's what i thought
62:25
ain't got no respect i ain't got no
62:27
respect
62:28
oh my lightsaber
62:30
what the [ __ ]
62:33
ain't got no respect in this house
62:35
they're fighting each other with that's
62:37
the lamest fight
62:40
they're just missing i'm just missing
62:42
each other
62:44
what pr what service are you providing
62:46
look at what look at what you're doing
62:48
you just made their things all
62:49
lightsabery
62:52
they haven't hit each other good lord
62:56
okay let me show you
62:57
normal things okay you uh die wait what
63:01
the [ __ ]
63:02
oh
63:03
that worked uh what about
63:08
what about
63:10
ah
63:13
what the [ __ ]
63:17
what are these guys doing
63:19
oh now okay wait are you gonna actually
63:20
kill each other now
63:23
no
63:28
i win everything
63:30
hey buddy
63:35
oh [ __ ]
63:37
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
63:39
make you small um fire
63:45
what the [ __ ]
63:49
and wait oh wait can i like okay wait
63:52
i have a trick shot one second
63:56
can i like okay if i go over there
64:00
all right i've got an idea
64:02
one second
64:03
i'm gonna go over that
64:05
oh
64:06
never mind i'm gonna try and
64:09
wait wait wait
64:12
oh come on hold on i'm gonna try and
64:14
grab one of them
64:16
but my body's being weird and i can't
64:17
see it
64:20
come on up we go up we go
64:22
up we go up we
64:24
go why is it like grabbing nothing
64:28
hey buddy
64:30
oh come on
64:32
damn it the spiderweb thing would be so
64:34
cool if it didn't just stick to nothing
64:38
it didn't seem like the best way to kill
64:40
yourself maybe they're pretending to
64:41
find kind of like a thousand ways to
64:43
diet what
64:45
they're still doing oh no they're
64:46
actually fighting now oh you're still
64:48
alive oh hey buddy um
64:51
hmm
64:56
hey
64:58
let me give you a head pat
65:01
wait
65:02
can i like oh oh no
65:06
oh no i didn't do oh okay i didn't do
65:10
that that wasn't something that i did
65:11
that wasn't that that wasn't me it was
65:13
not me okay i'm next to a wall anna
65:16
okay
65:17
that wasn't me though
65:20
look at that okay neither of you are
65:22
doing anything
65:25
okay that guy over there though that
65:27
sorcerer boy
65:29
he's next
65:32
spider spider
65:34
eat
65:42
oh you just don't care
65:46
it's a good thing i'm six foot and way
65:48
taller than you hey
65:51
has anyone ever done this [ __ ] to you
65:53
like it's oh
66:00
just give him a little smack can i grab
66:01
that oh okay
66:03
bring that ass here
66:06
okay uh let's grab instead of spider
66:10
you're gonna you're really not gonna
66:11
fight me you didn't care about any of
66:13
that
66:14
dude
66:15
stick up for yourself a little bit
66:20
whoops
66:21
okay never mind i'm gonna go
66:24
i'm gonna leave i'm gonna go away from
66:25
here that's the evidence they're still
66:28
over there okay
66:31
scary scary scary scary scary
66:33
[ __ ] can i like jump
66:37
oh i don't want to go down in the river
66:39
i don't want to be in the river
66:42
go maybe
66:43
climb
66:46
dude my hips are already in my chin
66:51
okay
66:52
where are you
66:53
over there
66:54
hello that's cool looking axe
66:56
stream category is wrong i know
66:59
i'm aware
67:00
i will fix it i promise
67:04
okay
67:06
i'm just having fun
67:08
messing with people
67:14
i folded him look at that hey buddy
67:18
oh cool dagger
67:20
come on give me give me give me give me
67:21
give me get me
67:25
anyway let me set the category
67:28
one sec
67:34
okay let me change the category to blade
67:36
and sorcery for a bit
67:40
i would have set it to regular or i
67:42
would have said it to uh
67:44
wait i would have kept it on this but
67:49
i guess i have played this for a while
67:52
why is there no option to change it
67:56
okay there it is jesus
68:00
done sorry everything's so like big on
68:03
my screen that it's so hard to navigate
68:05
because i scaled everything up turn off
68:07
vr boundary
68:09
i mean what i could do
68:12
uh is
68:14
do this instead
68:18
and then f11 that
68:20
icon f11 that but like that's that i'm
68:23
not sure how that looks to you but that
68:25
there's no boundary anymore there
68:28
so if i go and touch the boundary i wait
68:30
what the [ __ ]
68:32
oh wait i'm stupid i'm moving in real
68:34
life
68:34
okay if i go towards my boundary you
68:36
shouldn't be able to see it okay there
68:38
we go yeah all right
68:40
is that better yo the discord things
68:43
what
68:48
you see window and taskbar yeah i can't
68:50
do anything about that also that's not
68:51
my discord pinks that's yours
68:54
um
68:56
i don't think i can make it full screen
69:00
yeah i don't think i can make it full
69:01
screen we can see tesla i'm aware
69:04
but it depends do you would you rather
69:09
because
69:10
there's this where you can see the
69:12
boundary
69:14
or there's taskbar view what do you
69:16
think do full screen there is no full
69:17
screen
69:20
there is no version of this that is full
69:22
screen
69:23
i can't make it f11
69:31
oh
69:32
i can do that
69:34
what do you think
69:37
no boundary but there's black bars
69:40
better
69:42
there you go what do you think
69:46
there you go solid
69:50
have you just been hitting me the entire
69:52
[ __ ] time
69:54
okay
69:55
sorry peace and quiet oh wait uh
69:59
i want to see if i can make them really
70:01
big and still get them
70:03
like can i take a lightsaber to your
70:06
shin where is your hitbox dude
70:09
where the [ __ ] is your okay spiderman
70:11
idea
70:13
oh
70:14
oh my god i ate i star wars them
70:18
like the 8080 the attack
70:21
wait can i like
70:24
oh that works okay so you're kind
70:28
okay they're dead they're definitely
70:29
dead they're definitely dead
70:31
all right i want to try and find another
70:33
one that guy over there
70:36
[ __ ]
70:39
wait [ __ ] okay i can't even see discord
70:41
real quick well not disco i want to see
70:43
stream chat
70:46
there we go
70:47
set i want to play attack on titan with
70:50
the spider-man stuff
70:52
oh you're right there okay cool better
70:54
idea
70:56
you're gonna get big
71:01
the titan the 50 meter titan okay go
71:04
spider-man go
71:06
spider-man in fact you know what this
71:07
one i'm gonna do
71:09
that so i can do
71:11
[ __ ]
71:12
so i can do this
71:15
nice
71:17
okay
71:24
really really really
71:27
dude i said that
71:30
this [ __ ] guy
71:32
okay let's try that again
71:35
oh that works
71:37
maybe this isn't the right map for this
71:44
okay
71:45
oh my god
71:47
what the
71:48
i killed it
71:50
that was kind of cool
71:52
i didn't i didn't want to grab that
71:53
though
72:00
oh my oh
72:02
oh damn
72:03
thank you thanks for the five gifted
72:05
subs
72:05
neon
72:06
oh my god look i cut her a mustache look
72:09
at that
72:11
that's gross that's real gross
72:16
i'm just making
72:18
okay yeah
72:20
oh big shield wait big shield i want the
72:23
big shield on the big shield
72:25
can i not grab the big shield
72:29
yeah
72:31
i am the ultimate weapon
72:34
okay one second
72:36
captain america but like way better why
72:38
am i so speedy
72:43
hey buddy why are they so slow also
72:46
i feel like they're swinging slowly
72:48
but can i just like
72:51
i just run through you
72:54
okay
72:56
what am i even doing
72:59
okay that doesn't work very clearly
73:05
what
73:06
okay i'm gonna go
73:08
straight up i want to see if i can
73:09
decapitate this dude
73:11
woman
73:13
holy [ __ ]
73:17
okay you then
73:19
sorry buddy
73:21
i can good to know
73:28
okay
73:29
i think i've had my fun uh doing this
73:32
with the big shield
73:34
surf how the [ __ ] would i do that
73:38
did you say surf you did say surf right
73:40
how would i even do it
73:42
can i like grab
73:45
can i like grab it and then
73:48
okay
73:48
hold on all these guys need to die first
73:50
but i haven't figured out how i'm gonna
73:54
do that yet
73:55
um one sec let me like
73:57
oh [ __ ] is my controller shitty
74:01
why'd it just go ding ding ding
74:03
okay one second all of these guys need
74:04
to die but
74:09
uh
74:11
okay and you and
74:14
goodbye are you all good now are we are
74:17
we good
74:21
how are you okay i'm so sorry i put i
74:23
picked up a big brick
74:26
that's gonna hurt
74:27
okay i just want to [ __ ] around with the
74:29
shield where's the shield where's the
74:30
shield now
74:32
i lost the shield
74:34
you probably could i was gonna put it on
74:35
here and i was gonna jump on it and see
74:37
if i go down like that but this guy's
74:39
ruined it oh my god there's more
74:41
okay
74:51
okay
74:53
they're all here 10 months
74:55
smiley face
74:58
oh what the [ __ ] hello thank you for the
75:00
10 months
75:02
i'm busy
75:03
one second
75:05
there was it actually oh [ __ ]
75:08
smee
75:09
smee
75:11
smee
75:13
okay
75:15
crush
75:17
pet
75:18
head pat
75:19
hold on let me give you a head pat
75:22
oh my god
75:23
head pat
75:28
okay
75:29
you
75:30
i want your shield
75:34
okay
75:36
okay you also i'm gonna grab your shield
75:39
as well but for now
75:42
oh god damn it
75:44
how are you all spawning under a bridge
75:49
you did pick an endless battle
75:51
wait did i that was the battery noise
75:53
since you didn't charge the controllers
75:55
i did charge the controllers you see
75:58
i tried to grab them
76:00
okay
76:04
i don't like how this spider-man mod
76:06
works
76:07
you can't like sometimes it just doesn't
76:09
work
76:11
and sometimes it really does
76:13
but then i'm inside my body okay
76:17
puny god
76:19
ah damn i didn't realize i picked an
76:21
endless one i thought i picked a normal
76:23
one
76:24
ah that's fine
76:29
okay [ __ ]
76:32
not a fan of the music one sec
76:40
oh
76:42
that's better
76:43
it just does chat
76:46
which vr is this it's the valve index
76:48
baby this is um
76:51
blatant sorcery this shit's lit
76:54
i see that it's so much less intense now
76:57
with no music like they're just
77:00
they're just
77:01
chilling over there look at that come on
77:03
buddy
77:04
get me on the thing let me on the thing
77:08
come on i'm literally on there just let
77:10
me uh
77:13
there we go
77:17
underweight water vr hell no
77:20
go to a shooting range in vr chat what
77:22
does shooting ranges in vr chat look
77:24
like i mean
77:25
i know that there's a ton of shooting
77:27
games i didn't know there was one in
77:28
viacha that seems like it's gonna be
77:30
shitty
77:31
it's not look how dumb this looks
77:33
without the music
77:50
looks so stupid
77:51
i look so dumb
77:53
they're just swinging and missing with
77:55
all grunts
77:58
and pcs
77:59
what about
78:01
i mean
78:03
hold on
78:06
how can i make this a little bit more
78:08
interesting let's make all of them
78:10
big but not that big like
78:14
oh not that big i said just like that
78:17
whoa that's intimidating
78:24
there we go
78:26
not that big
78:29
can you two fight each oh i made one
78:31
tiny
78:32
okay then like that big
78:35
okay and then you
78:38
nope
78:41
no let me make you small
78:44
how's that gonna fight gonna work
78:47
that guy's gonna die isn't he
78:50
there we go that's a little bit better
78:54
they're all just trying to fight the
78:55
small guy okay let me take care of the
78:57
small guy
79:01
sorry uh other small guy i need you to
79:04
come with me
79:05
you're messing this up i want to see the
79:06
big dudes fight
79:10
oh that didn't work very well at all
79:11
okay
79:12
big dude fighting
79:15
they're just they don't want to fight
79:17
why don't they want to fight
79:21
hello
79:24
don't look up the kilt oh my god wait
79:27
was that a dip was that no no it wasn't
79:28
right
79:30
what was that
79:32
wait what was that
79:34
what was that i feel like i wasn't
79:36
supposed to see that
79:39
what's under there
79:40
let me see
79:43
it's just nothing it's so weird
79:45
safety shot it's so weird that it's
79:48
nothing though
79:50
oh
79:52
oh hey buddy shut up
79:54
oh can i like
79:57
it's so harmless when they're big
80:03
it's just a regular sized fist though to
80:05
them
80:09
he poked himself with the goddamn dagger
80:11
yeah okay they it's so
80:14
oh
80:15
dagger
80:16
sword
80:18
cool
80:19
i killed goliath oh that's a nice axe i
80:22
found like what's that thing called okay
80:24
you die what's the uh what's thor's
80:26
thing what's the thing called
80:28
it's literally that what is it i forgot
80:30
what it's called there's only one
80:32
stormbreaker now
80:33
full send
80:35
what does that even mean what is full
80:37
send even
80:38
now what does full send even mean while
80:40
i'm doing this
80:43
i'm trying to
80:46
that's not working at all
80:50
stormbreaker i'm on about what does full
80:52
send mean in relation to what i'm doing
80:59
half send me on here was better true you
81:01
need a sharper axe
81:03
good point
81:05
uh
81:07
i want my mule name back
81:09
all right
81:13
how can he see chat do you not see this
81:15
wait can you not see this thing
81:18
oh that's a downside of this because i
81:20
see chat right here like i'm looking at
81:23
my wrist i'm guessing you see nothing
81:24
there
81:25
ah
81:26
yeah that's why okay i bet whenever i do
81:28
this i'm just reading chat
81:31
nothing's changed category
81:33
uh it wouldn't be the change categories
81:35
that's what it thumbs up on stream view
81:37
so it might be confusing people
81:40
also since you changed to this view we
81:43
cannot see ourselves on your arm ah
81:46
that's odd
81:48
that's annoying
81:52
can i just stab right through that it's
81:53
a lightsaber
81:54
i should be able to just
81:57
why are you scared
81:59
why are you scared of me
82:00
why are you scared of me stop running
82:02
away
82:10
nice why was he scared of me anyway
82:14
you know i read chat like this i mean i
82:16
could change it but then you guys
82:18
complain that you see the stream
82:19
boundary
82:20
that's
82:25
i'm not i don't know what you want
82:26
anyway
82:28
i think i might be done with blade and
82:30
sorcery i played it a lot you look like
82:32
you look like a psychiatric patient
82:34
talking to himself
82:35
look okay if i do just do this
82:38
wait [ __ ]
82:40
all right hold on
82:43
if i just do this how are you doing big
82:46
boy up my eyes then look now you see
82:48
what i'm looking at like this gorilla
82:49
attack i haven't got gorilla wait do i
82:51
have girl attack i never played it
82:53
do you have a discord server yes
82:56
i've been holding in a dump this the
82:58
boundary was fine but you're bitched
83:00
about the boundary i don't know what you
83:02
want from me anymore
83:03
there's no i got nothing okay i want you
83:07
okay what else do i want
83:11
no i want something cool
83:13
not that
83:16
oh i downloaded this thing
83:19
okay i downloaded this thing
83:21
the bow is on the wrong side though
83:24
what the [ __ ]
83:26
what
83:29
it's on the wrong side you shoot arrows
83:31
from like the other side of the bow
83:35
alex
83:37
cool i downloaded
83:38
no definitely not a half-life alex i
83:41
also can't
83:46
where's the arrows going
83:48
oh that most of it i downloaded a mod
83:51
which makes arrows better
83:54
come on
83:57
i'm gonna hit one of them
83:59
ah damn it
84:00
i'm gonna hit one at some point
84:04
god damn
84:06
come on
84:07
my aim's not that bad
84:10
i can't see past the
84:12
god
84:16
oh
84:17
headshot nailed that one see i'm good at
84:20
this i'm so good at this
84:22
they're still thinking they're gonna get
84:23
up i'm so sorry i made a thing
84:26
usually
84:31
how am i missing how am i missing
84:34
there we go i download a mod that makes
84:36
arrows go through people instead of just
84:38
stick out on the surface
84:40
because i'm a psychopath apparently so
84:42
yeah that one went all the way through
84:43
ahead
84:45
fun
84:46
look at that
84:49
fun
84:51
fun right
84:52
just fun
84:54
so fun
84:57
oh look at that it went through his ear
84:58
sir this is very fun what do you think
85:02
so anyway this is how i've been ever
85:04
since you guys kept calling me names on
85:06
stream
85:07
um
85:09
oh
85:12
fun stop get some help no
85:19
uh anyway look at this
85:23
call me an egg again i dare you
85:26
okay buddy
85:32
see
85:32
that's why you don't call me an egg
85:35
and i have infinite arrows so i can just
85:37
how did i miss every single one of those
85:39
besides that one i don't like the blood
85:41
thing it's cool and all but it really
85:44
does change this from like
85:46
normal into psychopathy okay fine you're
85:48
all doing this [ __ ] again
85:50
where's my where's my spider web
85:59
or
86:00
crunched myself
86:03
i want to get up there let me get up
86:04
there it's like got this invisible bound
86:08
boundary
86:09
where they where do they go
86:13
they're over there
86:15
come here buddy come here buddy
86:20
oh yo
86:22
oh my god i pinned them to the wall
86:26
through the lip
86:27
oh that's nasty
86:30
oh that's disgusting also the game's
86:33
running insanely well
86:36
it usually does not run this well at all
86:39
but it is now
86:42
oh my god you block my [ __ ] error
86:47
although it does
86:48
it does look really stupid now with
86:50
their uh
86:52
with their uh
86:54
new animations
86:57
okay
87:00
[Music]
87:05
let me let me let me oh my god
87:08
okay
87:19
[Music]
87:26
so recently my friend was asking me hey
87:29
finn i never tried vr
87:33
what's it like is it realistic is it fun
87:36
did you have fun playing vr
87:39
i said to him you know
87:41
i really do
87:42
there's just something about it that
87:45
makes it really
87:47
like cool
87:48
wholesome you know what it's family
87:50
friendly too like that's something i
87:52
really appreciate about a lot of vr
87:54
you'll meet so many fun people
87:57
you'll have so much epic time it'll be
88:00
great i said you should definitely get
88:02
it
88:03
it'll be so cool
88:08
and
88:10
honestly it's a good workout as well
88:14
it's something i kind of appreciate
88:15
about
88:16
just vr in general is that you get a
88:19
really good
88:21
good time out of it you know
88:26
i expect personally i spend a lot of a
88:29
lot of time
88:31
in here just thinking just thinking
88:32
about the state of the world
88:34
and you know
88:36
what to do
88:37
[Music]
88:41
and uh
88:42
you reached a lot of fun conclusions
88:45
you know
88:49
and i think he's the he's dead no he's
88:51
uh
88:54
now he's dead okay we're good next
89:01
anyway
89:02
how are you today
89:04
how are you chat
89:10
i don't think people are going to invite
89:12
me places after this
89:15
i thought that [ __ ] just got up
89:20
oh i'm hawkeye
89:23
did you just speak words dude
89:26
okay
89:32
okay oh whoops oh this controller is
89:34
almost dead [ __ ]
89:38
do with mika
89:43
i mean
89:45
i can import oh my god i hit that you
89:47
can input a custom character model
89:50
i'm sure i could borrow mikko's uh
89:53
miko's character model for blade and
89:54
sorcery
89:56
that'd be a good monetization
89:57
opportunity a scene from dexter i've
89:59
never seen it uh what's dexter i've
90:02
heard it's like um
90:04
you know like the
90:05
fun character like a kids show
90:14
a show about a uh
90:15
funko bean thank you
90:17
uh
90:22
i wish it went sploosh
90:23
oh i'm gonna miss it go sploosh
90:28
superhero
90:31
hey buddy i'm here to save the day let
90:34
me uh are you guys fighting what are you
90:35
guys fighting about
90:38
stay saved go about your day citizen
90:40
you're welcome
90:42
anytime
90:48
i think it might be it for blatant
90:50
sorcery man i think i'm good i think i
90:52
got it out of me my queen
90:55
hey
90:58
what's
91:00
up i'm missing how am i missing
91:04
gorilla tank oh i'm down
91:06
i'm down for gorilla tag but the thing
91:08
is i've never played it before
91:12
i want to see if i can oh i got him
91:14
nice
91:17
cut the poison out
91:19
ugh had a human eggs taste
91:22
i don't know
91:23
i've heard
91:28
i've heard milk is sweet though
91:30
right
91:31
i've heard that before oh there's
91:33
another archer friend
91:34
i lost my bow
91:36
friend you just murdered that person oh
91:38
that guy's dead
91:39
friend
91:40
friend
91:41
can i have the
91:42
bow can i have the bow
91:45
can i have the bow
91:52
thank you
91:52
[Music]
91:54
thanks
91:55
buddy
91:57
uh
91:59
all i wanted was
92:02
okay anyway
92:04
um
92:05
what you do i'm sorry i'm being a
92:07
friendly neighbor
92:08
what the [ __ ]
92:10
okay wow see i could play this all day
92:14
however i'm aware that this might get
92:16
very boring for the rest of you um
92:19
which is my issue with vr content in
92:21
general is that
92:23
if i'm not com being completely
92:26
terrified
92:27
you guys don't seem to be into it i
92:29
don't know why i'm doing such normal fun
92:31
things in vr
92:34
and no one else seems to uh no one else
92:37
seems to get behind me i don't know what
92:38
it is
92:39
there's um
92:41
oh god damn it
92:43
that way
92:47
can i just
92:52
spiderman spiderman spiderman
92:55
i'm not entirely sure what's wrong with
92:56
it though i do normal things in vr and
93:00
no one seems to be into it as much as i
93:02
am
93:03
you know
93:15
hope your day is going well how's the
93:17
auto miner working out for you pretty
93:20
well
93:21
um it's going it's working its thing
93:23
wait which order miner the uh the one on
93:25
feed the beast
93:26
that's going really really good uh i
93:29
actually got a l i got the digital miner
93:31
can i just
93:33
hold on come here
93:36
i can
93:42
karate
93:44
okay
93:47
now keith
93:53
idea one second
93:56
i've come up with a good idea
94:05
uh
94:07
okay i can only hold it with one hand
94:10
but i feel like i must i may have made a
94:12
good discovery here
94:13
by your actions blood for the blood god
94:15
skulls for the skull throne what about
94:17
vr feed the beast
94:20
can you even do that i don't think it's
94:21
compatible sadly
94:23
hey buddy i've got to test a thing
94:27
is this still gonna
94:30
okay hold on let's give a good swing to
94:32
it
94:34
oh
94:36
okay
94:37
i have an even better idea
94:38
i could wait [ __ ]
94:40
oh [ __ ] hold on okay here's my idea i
94:43
used the magic hand right
94:47
oh my god
94:52
okay
94:53
that's dope
94:55
um
94:57
okay
94:58
so
95:01
this might be my best decision
95:05
okay as long as i can like navigate this
95:08
hey guys um
95:12
oh this works amazing this works
95:15
okay as long as i don't keep as long as
95:17
i keep it away from myself it works
95:18
really well
95:20
oh holy [ __ ]
95:22
you should pair it with the giant shield
95:24
draft works with
95:26
mods oh i think i just killed someone
95:29
whoops
95:30
by craft what do you mean by craft
95:34
and swing oh [ __ ]
95:36
it's really hard to
95:41
it's really difficult to control this
95:43
can i like stat oh my god
95:50
oh
95:52
okay come on
95:54
oh
96:00
there we go
96:01
i think that did great i think i did
96:03
fantastic there
96:04
oh my okay
96:06
let's
96:07
try with a mace
96:09
i found yeah zeus
96:11
the sword in the stone
96:16
it's coming out
96:19
thank you for returning it to me
96:25
come on there we go now it's cooler now
96:27
i can stab a bit easier
96:31
no missed hold on let's try again
96:33
missed
96:34
this
96:35
missed
96:36
missed no
96:39
there we go
96:42
get one
96:43
come on
96:54
come on one second one second
96:57
six months subbed i've been binging your
97:00
streams since my foot two brokey here is
97:02
hug
97:05
thanks for the hug
97:06
um
97:07
look thanks for enjoying my streams
97:12
that is cool
97:16
can i like oh [ __ ] never mind they've
97:18
managed to enchant this thing with
97:21
lightning the shield with it can i just
97:23
like bunk you with lightning
97:25
yep
97:27
that's fun
97:28
hey buddy
97:33
six months
97:34
nice
97:35
dude that thing is crazy i didn't
97:37
realize i could do that wait can i scale
97:39
it up while it's in the ground
97:42
can i scale it down up
97:48
let's scale it down again oh wait idea i
97:52
think that's the maximum scale can i
97:53
like
97:54
put that in you
97:57
oh that's
97:59
that's my plan
98:01
okay here's what i'm gonna do
98:03
scale it way down
98:10
cool and then
98:13
wait [ __ ] oh i've almost lost it put it
98:16
in
98:17
come on put it in one of you
98:20
come here stop moving
98:22
uh
98:23
you
98:27
and then just scale it up
98:32
a lot
98:34
there we go
98:35
it's even more deadly now
98:39
i more killed him with the handle rather
98:41
than the sword but still
98:45
how can i make that smaller again
98:48
there we go
98:52
i'm so sorry
98:54
come on give me give me the sword back i
98:56
don't really give me it back
98:59
give me back thank you
99:03
into you
99:05
oh [ __ ] okay bad plan anyway it worked
99:08
the ant-man attack
99:15
wait wait wait wait wait wait
99:19
the ant-man attack
99:21
oh i thought
99:22
okay
99:23
oh
99:26
okay
99:29
go in that way
99:30
okay
99:31
you go
99:32
into
99:38
into
99:40
the butthole
99:43
oh [ __ ] i missed i is it so much to ask
99:48
all i want is for this to go in your
99:51
[ __ ]
99:52
why are you so scared of it
99:56
it also kind of is like you know yondu's
99:58
thing
99:59
it's just like you just order around
100:01
like that
100:05
it kind of works a bit like that
100:08
just make it go through someone
100:12
perfect
100:14
i made the ultimate weapon
100:20
ah they're boring me
100:23
much better
100:27
okay
100:29
i'm done
100:30
i'm actually done now uh i need to chat
100:33
okay one sec i'm gonna go on to regular
100:35
just chatting for a minute holy [ __ ]
100:39
hello oh my god one second
100:42
let me change my let me change the
100:43
category real quick
100:49
uh oh [ __ ] just chatting
100:53
there we go
100:55
and then i'm just gonna quickly
100:58
not vr there we go
101:03
do i look good how do i look chat
101:06
all right
101:09
i need to stretch the controls anymore
101:11
um
101:14
i cleaned my entire room by the way do
101:16
you like it i cleaned the whole thing
101:19
kind of mostly oh my god what the [ __ ]
101:23
let me like take the camera down real
101:24
quick
101:29
oh [ __ ]
101:37
i don't honestly i don't know what i'm
101:38
doing right now
101:40
okay
101:42
this monitor just turned itself off
101:44
i'm not thinking is a good thing
101:47
yikes
101:54
oh [ __ ] wait
101:58
what the [ __ ] is that
102:02
what is that
102:12
what is that what the [ __ ]
102:30
okay
102:37
okay there we go what the [ __ ]
102:40
that was difficult to figure out
102:42
there was just like sound i didn't
102:44
realize it was like the river of the
102:45
thing
102:46
okay playback from
102:48
there okay it should be fine now i think
102:53
it's not quite at the right height and
102:55
it's not focused
102:57
there we go
103:00
i'm here
103:02
can you play minecraft vr
103:04
i can but i don't have it installed
103:06
there was um what was it uh drumsy was
103:08
telling me about minecraft via it seems
103:12
it seems fun but also i've never really
103:14
uh i've never really encountered a
103:16
creeper
103:18
that feels like it's in real life
103:21
that on that that seems like it's uh
103:24
you're right you're rocking the scuffed
103:25
gremlin gremlinette vibe sexy thank you
103:30
what do you mean scuffed
103:32
what do you mean i know what you're
103:33
talking about i look great
103:35
what's what's different about me today i
103:37
don't get it i am wearing no makeup but
103:39
i
103:40
i think it's that scuffed right
103:44
charge controllers uh i i'll put them on
103:47
charge second
103:49
it takes a while to charge the things i
103:50
charge them for like the whole day
103:53
and they were like dead immediately
103:56
oh
103:57
oh my god how's things been chat
104:00
how's your day been
104:02
oh
104:03
you like a lumberjack from fem but
104:04
fanboy edition yeah someone sent me this
104:06
jacket it's quite nice the uh the skirt
104:09
i got
104:10
um but the jacket yes not bad
104:16
i honestly just want an excuse to play
104:18
vr
104:18
uh i really did um i what have you been
104:22
up to today i've been doing nothing what
104:24
the [ __ ] am i just doing oh i'm moving
104:26
fire around what the [ __ ] what does this
104:28
even look like
104:32
what
104:35
oh
104:40
doing well
104:41
having a good time
104:43
having fun
104:46
do it well without the jacket it
104:47
wouldn't change anything like
104:50
you can get the craft to work with feed
104:52
the beast just need to download the
104:55
craft with forge option enabled provided
104:57
you have forge installed
105:01
ah i didn't know that i thought it was a
105:03
different minecraft launcher though
105:04
because i remember seeing it it was like
105:07
it was technically its own version like
105:09
its own thing completely so like some
105:11
stuff was missing from it
105:14
i don't know or at least that was what i
105:17
don't remember i think there's two ways
105:18
to do minecraft vr right
105:22
from your house i'm fine really dude
105:24
someone said like spider on the screen
105:26
and i don't even know if you could tell
105:28
but i like wipe the lens just to make
105:30
sure
105:31
just because you go i'm i'm still not
105:32
quite used to you guys being
105:36
bad people
105:40
oh my god
105:42
okay i'm just checking some i want food
105:45
i haven't eaten yet
105:47
what should i chit today chat
105:50
i have not had lunch
105:53
i had an apple for breakfast though oh
105:54
no did i no i didn't add water i've had
105:57
nothing to eat today what do i have
106:00
it feels like i have had something to
106:02
eat though like i'm not particularly
106:03
hungry
106:04
but i know i need to eat food so i need
106:06
to eat food
106:08
pizza i've dude no okay banana bread i
106:11
can't order banana bread dude iced
106:14
[Music]
106:15
burrito ashley that sounds nice i
106:17
haven't had a burrito in so long i
106:18
haven't had pizza in ages i the thing is
106:20
i'm avoiding pizza
106:23
like
106:24
if i have pizza i know that it's just
106:26
going to be the start of the end
106:28
you know
106:31
i'm not used to you being bad people
106:32
says rose to 2 000 people just watched
106:35
her be mindlessly violent for an hour
106:38
yeah that's you being good people though
106:43
um
106:45
oh i could order a breeder
106:49
i'm gonna make i'm gonna get a burrito i
106:50
can't cook my own burrito i know how to
106:52
cook my own burrito but i don't have any
106:54
of the ingredients and it's 10 p.m
106:57
uh
107:00
vegetarian burrito
107:02
i'm gonna do it
107:04
let's order myself a burrito dude i
107:06
haven't do my mouth watering
107:08
i'm like dude
107:10
i'm having the react just i'm salivating
107:12
when you offer a dog a treat that is
107:14
currently my what i'm doing
107:16
uh
107:18
select a dip
107:21
nacho cheese
107:22
nice
107:23
[Music]
107:26
cheese
107:29
and then
107:30
how spicy
107:35
just for fun let's do the absolute
107:37
hottest source i can get on it
107:40
i'm sure that's going to be fine
107:44
and then
107:46
uh
107:48
what else could i get
107:50
the burrito's probably
107:52
fairly unhealthy
107:53
um
107:59
actually none of the rest of it looks
108:01
good onion rings [ __ ] it i love onion
108:02
rings i haven't had onion rings in
108:04
[ __ ] ages
108:07
and then that
108:08
and then
108:14
i'm kind of done i think that's about it
108:15
this place isn't that great but they
108:16
have a good burrito
108:19
okay i'm done
108:21
too much spice ruins it
108:22
disagrees streaming again hope you're
108:24
doing okay
108:26
i'm thankful i am doing good i uh i'm
108:28
i'm doing great actually i'm about to
108:30
have a burrito for the first time in
108:31
like four months
108:32
um
108:35
do you know that i'm at soup mean
108:37
[Music]
108:41
i wish i could make more of your stream
108:43
but you usually stream when i work i
108:45
also live in america so there's a six
108:47
hour time difference luckily i had today
108:50
off hey yeah it is a weekend i guess
108:52
sunday it's a perfect time to start
108:55
watching your fanboy streamers again uh
108:57
also i'm gonna put you over there
108:59
there you go that's why there we go
109:00
that's what usually although the
109:01
lighting was better here
109:04
why is the lighting so much better there
109:06
and then when i move you over there it's
109:07
suddenly not
109:09
is it that's weird
109:10
i think it's because this gets darker ah
109:12
that's why it gets darker
109:16
seems only slightly obvious now
109:30
that doesn't work
109:32
there was something with the lens that
109:33
had like a cover because watch
109:37
like it gets like
109:39
shiny like look at the look at my shirt
109:43
see i'm just blocking a reflection of
109:45
the light
109:46
it looks like it's a stain on my shirt
109:48
and it's not it's just the lens anyway
109:57
think of your diet have a chicken salad
110:00
i don't wanna i i'm vegetarian
110:03
also i hit the goal i'm like done now i
110:05
don't wanna lose any more weight
110:08
like now i'm now i'm just maintaining
110:10
but i haven't eaten yet today so i'm
110:12
probably just gonna eat this and then
110:13
that's it
110:14
so
110:16
yeah but i'm done i'm i'm at 65 yeah
110:19
it's weird to say now that like i hit
110:21
the goal my goal was six my goal was
110:24
70kg and now i'm at 65.
110:27
uh
110:29
my goal was technically 60 kg but then i
110:31
noticed that like
110:33
i think i got to where i want to be i
110:36
initially i wanted so okay here's what
110:39
here's what everything was i used to
110:41
weigh 76 kg
110:43
uh
110:44
i used to think of myself as being like
110:47
70kg
110:48
uh but i happen to be 76 which is quite
110:51
a difference that's 10 more than i
110:52
thought
110:53
uh oh yeah i haven't refocused it once
110:55
like
110:56
as tim said more than i thought it was
110:58
um
110:59
so
111:00
what i decided
111:02
was that
111:03
i was gonna
111:04
i was gonna try and lose
111:06
this 6kg or 5kg or whatever just to get
111:09
back to my normal weight
111:11
and then
111:12
i'm not going to lie you make me
111:14
confused i know i'm straight but you
111:17
might be an exception thanks
111:19
but it seemed like just but the thing
111:21
was
111:22
six 70 kg was still over what i thought
111:25
i was at like i used to weigh what i
111:28
weigh now
111:29
and then i got all the way up to 70 i
111:31
went i gained 10 kilograms which is the
111:34
equivalent of hot on 10 kg in pounds
111:37
that is i gained 22 pounds
111:41
that sounds like a lot when you put it
111:42
like that i gained 22 pounds
111:45
from over what i thought was a very
111:47
healthy weight which is what i'm at now
111:50
and i didn't like that but i just didn't
111:52
think i could lose that much weight i
111:54
thought it was just like impossible 22
111:56
pounds yeah
111:57
so i lost 22 pounds
111:59
recently
112:00
that it sounds so much more impressive
112:02
americans have it so easy for weight
112:03
loss and stuff i you lost 22 pounds
112:06
sounds way cooler than like i lost half
112:08
a stone
112:09
i've been on a diet for two months
112:11
somehow i gained 10 pounds
112:15
not a great diet wait which diet is it
112:19
it's the diet's the domino's diet you
112:21
should really try it
112:22
um
112:24
even 10 kg sounds more
112:27
i don't even think 10 kg sounds like
112:29
more than 22 pounds
112:31
22 pounds sounds like [ __ ] you know
112:37
uh seafood diet
112:41
the seafood diet i see food and i eat it
112:44
two of you made the same [ __ ] joke no
112:46
three of you made the same joke in a row
112:49
and no one else did it was the only
112:51
three people did it all in a row
112:54
nice
112:55
fix chair's eye it keeps falling
112:56
honestly at this point it's chair's
112:58
fault it's not even my fault what the
113:00
[ __ ] is a pound
113:05
i can show you what a pound is
113:10
if you know what i mean i'm sure you
113:11
want to i can show you what i can show
113:13
you you can get a pound
113:15
if you
113:17
my burritos b order is confirmed
113:22
wait what no did it get cancelled
113:25
did i not order it am i being stupid
113:29
oh wait no that's the wrong app whoops
113:33
wait no isn't the right app no okay it
113:35
is there we go it's gonna it's gonna
113:36
come in
113:39
40 minutes
113:40
pound equals a pound equals british
113:42
money yeah
113:45
oh my finn dearest save it for the bed
113:47
no
113:48
no i would not save for the bedroom this
113:50
is the information i want public food is
113:52
now 5 kg off the point where the nhs
113:54
calculator asked him to go to the doctor
113:57
uh yeah
113:59
um i am
114:01
on bmi scale i'm like
114:04
bang on perfect apparently so
114:08
rise up dropped 35 pounds this year to
114:11
fit girl clothes better
114:17
yeah that's it that's it i did notice
114:19
that that strap that goes along my waist
114:21
the last time i was in vr i used to be
114:23
where i used to weigh 10 kilograms more
114:25
so that strap around my waist was loose
114:28
and it used to be able to fit quite
114:29
tight so it stayed on me and i was like
114:31
yeah
114:33
okay
114:34
i am okay nhs calculator i am
114:38
five feet
114:41
i'm five foot ten inches okay i'm five
114:42
foot ten [ __ ] let's be let's be you know
114:44
normal
114:46
i'm five foot ten see i'm five by ten
114:48
it's fine i'm five foot ten it's just a
114:50
miscalculate i'm five foot ten
114:52
um
114:53
stone switch to kg
114:56
uh i am oh my god i'm so used to putting
114:59
70. i am 65 kilograms i am age 21
115:03
i am male i
115:05
am i don't know how ethnic group is
115:07
gonna affect it other white
115:10
uh oh optional okay
115:12
activity level
115:15
moderately active because of my running
115:17
has been terrible recently
115:21
see look at that [ __ ] perfectly
115:23
healthy way dude i used to be i think
115:25
like around there so yeah healthy weight
115:27
for your range dude i was 76 and that i
115:30
would be getting on to it a bit
115:32
according to bmi bad calculation blah
115:34
blah blah according to bmi i'd be like
115:36
um at 70 at 79.
115:40
uh i think i might try to go like
115:44
the thing is i don't want to be over 65.
115:47
i want to probably sit in like because
115:50
your weight fluctuates a lot i think i
115:52
want to sit in like this 62 to 64 like
115:57
range
115:58
um so i've only got a little bit to go
115:59
but
116:00
i just wanted to be like i'm kind of
116:02
done in my opinion i'm kind of done i'm
116:04
kind of done with it i kind of i
116:06
finished it i'm mainly just going to
116:08
maintain weight i'm going to i don't
116:09
want to lose weight as rapidly as i as i
116:12
was you know like i was losing like four
116:15
or five kg a month
116:17
just like
116:19
a fair bit but it's like within the
116:21
healthy rate of weight loss it wasn't
116:24
extreme
116:25
but it was like
116:27
a lot i guess
116:28
so it was fairly quick
116:32
i'm literally quite i'm quite literally
116:34
off the scale on the calculator
116:36
yeah i mean yeah
116:39
fins is ignoring the body pit of the ear
116:41
pear second question again body piercing
116:43
oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
116:45
can i swap the ear piercing to get a
116:47
dick piercing any update on the ears no
116:50
date on the ears
116:54
it's sunday they won't open but
116:57
i do have to call them
116:59
i'm aware that i am out on the thing
117:02
it is monday tomorrow i will call them
117:05
wait they weren't even close today i
117:06
don't even think they were closed i just
117:08
thought they were until right now
117:10
i checked they were they [ __ ] were
117:12
open i didn't call them because i was
117:14
like oh it's sunday
117:17
[ __ ] okay i'll call him
117:21
i'll call him
117:22
tomorrow call him tomorrow
117:26
how about a helix pacing what's a helix
117:27
passing
117:29
you inspired me to lose weight i'm down
117:32
8 kilograms currently 71 kilograms my
117:35
goal is 68 kilograms let's [ __ ] go
117:39
we're like similar lights then
117:41
that's sick
117:44
that's a lot again let me congratulate
117:46
you for your weight loss
117:48
that is very impressive and you are
117:50
truly inspiring now you have to maintain
117:53
that said if you are going to wear that
117:55
huge shirt can you at least wear bigger
117:57
bobs sorry to be such a bad person
118:02
but it's so natural yes i can you only
118:05
have half an hour to dress saluti for
118:07
the delivery driver better hurry
118:13
no
118:15
i'm good
118:16
also let me set my other bob out
118:19
hey finn you look pretty smile
118:22
all right
118:26
huh
118:27
thank you
118:32
the reason why i didn't have like bigger
118:34
bobs on was because i know if i face
118:35
like that you could see them so like in
118:38
vr i'm not gonna be able to i'm not
118:39
looking at myself constantly so i don't
118:42
know what like
118:44
i don't know what the thing is
118:46
there we go so i'm going with like messy
118:49
look today does my skin look better by
118:51
the way i'm not wearing any makeup
118:53
doesn't my skin look a little bit better
118:56
ignore that but doesn't my skin look a
118:57
little bit better right i think it does
118:59
like i had i started doing a little bit
119:01
of skincare
119:03
um
119:06
let me see
119:09
if there's like
119:16
a picture of me without make one
119:22
what the [ __ ]
119:24
not really although when you search
119:26
finster no makeup
119:27
it's very odd looking
119:33
anyway i'm doing well i'm doing okay
119:41
nice
119:45
i don't know what the reddit's like
119:47
anyway
119:48
uh
119:48
words can i express
119:50
my hatred of uh racism
119:53
nice that guy was really really a great
119:56
guy i think
119:58
i thought it was a hate comment about me
120:00
dude i started reading it i thought it
120:02
would be funny if it was like coming
120:03
about me but it wasn't it was racist
120:07
god damn it
120:09
why do all the fun come why do all the
120:11
why why where the all the fun comments
120:13
go why they all gotta be racism
120:15
anyway
120:17
i'm saying the reddit
120:18
uh
120:20
nothing goes by here you pronounce uh
120:23
let's see what this is
120:25
it got ratioed so i don't know
120:27
okay so this has been tearing my brain
120:30
apart so i know thing goes by he him
120:31
pronouns and consider himself a cis male
120:33
which i'm fine with but i have to know
120:35
uh does he does he does he take hrt
120:38
because he's he looks like he's been
120:40
taking it for a real long time
120:42
or if he's not then how the heck does he
120:44
have such na does he look so natural
120:46
what's his secrets i must know pluck
120:48
your eyebrows
120:50
pluck your eyebrows
120:51
i don't look that masculine dude oh
120:53
sorry i don't know what i'm asking i
120:54
don't look that feminine but like pluck
120:56
your eyebrows from underneath your
120:57
eyebrows change so much about your face
121:00
so much about your face also lighting
121:03
camera angles fake eyelashes
121:07
there's no like
121:10
shut up
121:12
shut up
121:14
wow finn
121:15
you really have everything a bunch of
121:18
money a bunch of friends looks good both
121:21
guy and girl mode how can someone have
121:24
everything like you
121:26
a bunch of friends
121:29
i've been listening without video at
121:31
work and just opened it plaid is
121:33
literally my favorite pattern dot
121:36
nice i actually
121:38
i was about to be really sad i was like
121:40
i actually don't have that many friends
121:41
but i don't i have like a very
121:42
close-knit group of friends
121:44
i don't hang out with them a ton like
121:46
marisa i hang out with a ton
121:48
uh verb i do too as well
121:51
like
121:52
i don't know congratulations on a fire
121:55
as top crossdresser of all time on
121:57
reddit
121:59
nice i have that uh
122:01
[ __ ] yeah that's cool
122:03
no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] thanks for the 69 full
122:05
year let me see i want to see it now
122:08
thank you so now i bet you're wondering
122:11
what to do you said you wanted to join
122:13
the spider family you should buy that
122:16
spider gwen cosplay and did we earn a
122:19
new 24-hour stream goal or was that just
122:22
an old donation goal that was an old one
122:24
sorry about that
122:26
top of
122:28
all time
122:31
how long's it been one year let's go
122:35
holy [ __ ] and then i'm also number two
122:41
it's not even that good of a picture
122:43
either
122:47
they look better
122:48
oh [ __ ] i took this spotlight dude
122:53
they look better [ __ ] never mind i'm not
122:55
number one so that's what i mean like
122:57
there are dude there are people that are
122:59
just like cross-dressing that do look
123:01
insanely good right oh they look great
123:04
um
123:05
the uh
123:06
i don't know if i've started to point
123:08
out all my
123:09
my entire job is convincing you that i
123:12
have no masculine features at all that's
123:14
my whole job i'm good at it like that's
123:17
my livelihood is dependent on me making
123:21
sure that you think i look as good as
123:23
possible as a woman like
123:25
don't take this as being completely
123:27
normal all the time like have you not
123:28
seen me like okay
123:30
hold on a second
123:33
do you not see me look at this
123:36
with code miko
123:38
there's a good clip of me like just
123:40
standing by code miko and i dwarf that
123:43
lady i said
123:46
uh she is a tiny person in all fairness
123:49
but still
123:51
uh
123:52
i can't find any good clips oh wait full
123:53
stream okay one sec
123:57
oh god i'm gonna skip the makeup bro
123:59
obliterate
124:01
where is she okay look
124:04
if you are an introvert it's normal to
124:06
have few but close friends
124:10
yeah oh look at this
124:11
i'm giant dude i'm so tall she's a small
124:15
woman
124:18
look at that
124:19
like
124:21
less favorable lighting you see that's
124:23
all it takes really it's just like
124:26
that looks so stupid but yeah
124:28
like
124:29
trust me dude
124:31
i'm good here i've got my like
124:34
i i wouldn't i wouldn't you know
124:38
also i've been thinking i've been
124:39
getting more uh more masculine over time
124:41
that's not nico that's the technician oh
124:43
sorry i forgot i figured i'd be getting
124:45
more masculine over time
124:47
right like i have a bit
124:51
let me check like an old picture of me
124:54
at least i should why is this on the
124:56
first page of google
124:58
i just searched finster why is this on
125:00
the first page of google
125:03
uh
125:04
was like a good old picture of me i can
125:06
compare to
125:08
this one she must be hella small if
125:10
you're five apostrophe nine
125:13
try again the same angle
125:21
i don't know
125:24
like
125:26
i am wearing makeup there i'm not
125:27
wearing makeup now and i do my makeup
125:29
differently here so i'm not sure
125:32
i also have a beanie on there's a bunch
125:33
of stuff i'm trying to find like a good
125:35
like i i would nev in all fairness i've
125:37
never taken it
125:40
oh my skin used to be so bad holy [ __ ]
125:43
it's a little bit better now
125:48
nice
125:53
when you dress your danish butter
125:55
picture as a full body thotty to impress
125:58
fear like okay to see it's not vr
126:00
my trans puppy eyes are dying i hope you
126:03
do okay though smexy boy aha
126:07
when you dress your uh when you're
126:09
dressed you're going to split up uh i
126:11
thought there's a full on it's going to
126:12
impress finn to see it's not via oh no
126:16
[ __ ]
126:19
i'm not even oh i'm sorry i just got out
126:22
of here no no
126:24
but wait what how could you have
126:25
impressed me with i'm confused could you
126:27
hide it with makeup now plus you hide it
126:29
with makeup now
126:30
uh i mean i used to be okay like okay
126:33
i'd say that i was
126:35
like
126:37
i wanna find a good time period
126:40
like here
126:42
i was okay with makeup i'd done the
126:44
eyebrow trick thing i'm i'm convinced
126:46
maybe i just got gifted with genetics or
126:48
some [ __ ] but like
126:51
my
126:52
what's it called my eyebrows
126:55
solid their placement great
126:57
they used to be terrible though
127:00
i don't want to have to prove it to show
127:02
a picture or anything of what i used to
127:04
look like but oh my god i used to look
127:07
bad
127:08
[Music]
127:13
i just look really bad too
127:16
before i got good at making i'm looking
127:18
at it it's so [ __ ] cringe-worthy how
127:20
badly i used to look
127:23
and i i've got pictures saved on this
127:25
that i was like oh okay i look good here
127:28
and i didn't
127:33
like early on streaming
127:35
like early stream this is the earliest
127:38
picture i have
127:39
just
127:41
be let's see it just be nice okay it was
127:44
this is the earliest photo i have
127:48
look
127:50
i didn't used to look good my skin was
127:52
terrible like you can see that i used to
127:54
look good didn't know how to do nose
127:55
contour it looks weird eyebrows [ __ ]
127:58
giant i hadn't plucked them so it looks
128:00
weird like
128:03
i still own this dress but it's good
128:05
though no it's not good looking back on
128:07
it that we got it now to use
128:13
not good not good at all
128:16
but
128:18
you know it's just what i used to look
128:20
like i guess just how i used to do
128:26
it's my reaction
128:28
literally just my reaction to uh my old
128:31
pictures
128:32
yeah this is me at like what 15 16.
128:36
you know
128:39
well i can't zoom out though
128:46
this was when i was a small child i just
128:48
got my webcam
128:49
so that was that's why the camera angle
128:51
is different
128:52
that's just a webcam like the
128:55
the really really old one
128:58
uh
129:00
there's me being quirky
129:04
me being so funny and quirky
129:06
um actually not a bad quality photo
129:10
like the lighting's actually pretty
129:11
decent
129:12
it's a bit grainy but you know
129:18
i look like i've seen god
129:21
yeah
129:22
you know you look like turbo shut the
129:23
[ __ ] up i don't i i
129:25
i i don't in all fairness this was uh
129:28
how long ago when was that let me see
129:29
how old i was
129:31
i'm gonna guess 16
129:33
i was 20 now okay i was i was 17 years
129:37
old then okay so it's close
129:39
here's an actual if i was gonna use a
129:41
profile photo there's a there's a photo
129:43
of me from when i was 17 as well but you
129:46
know that's the most like clean
129:49
there's a photo of me image
129:52
if you want to see but like you know
129:53
i've got a little bit more masculine
129:56
since then
129:58
grown up a bit you know wait my camera's
130:00
soft
130:03
[Music]
130:06
i was gonna give you dance and show you
130:08
the fun world of chat poggies
130:11
yeah you can see my eyebrows from there
130:13
though what i'm gonna say
130:14
look you can see how my eyebrows were
130:16
before i like plucked them out into them
130:19
like you can see the shape of what they
130:21
could be right so i just trimmed this
130:23
off
130:24
there
130:25
and that worked great for me i don't
130:27
know if it works for anyone else but
130:29
macho man oh yeah thank you chat
130:32
um but yeah like if you shave that off
130:36
then you have my eyebrow shape currently
130:38
so that's just exactly what i did
130:40
damn your eyes so pretty yeah they got a
130:42
good lighting effect look at that my
130:44
screen i wonder if you can see what i
130:45
was watching i'm looking at sony vegas
130:49
i can tell what program i'm using from
130:51
this is a good quality image
130:54
sony vegas i never have to look like
130:56
that again
130:58
uh
131:02
i mean in all fans i did look stupid and
131:04
i had way
131:06
worse skin bam bam bam bam bam bam
131:14
uh
131:15
i mean
131:18
you know the hair wasn't awful my hair
131:20
always used to do this weird thing there
131:22
it still does that i guess i just have
131:24
longer hair so it just flattens it out
131:26
automatically
131:28
see it
131:29
it always does that anyway
131:33
but anyway
131:34
connect the acne yeah
131:36
the uh
131:37
damn they grew up so fast yeah three
131:39
years of difference
131:40
well this talk about skincare just
131:41
reminded me to take my skin meds skin
131:43
meds
131:44
there's medicine holy [ __ ] i need to do
131:46
that i didn't take my [ __ ]
131:47
multivitamin
131:49
anyway i gotta do that i can't stop
131:52
seeing the lazy eye what lazy eye
131:55
how
131:56
i am making a face here but there's
131:59
i don't i don't think you guys know what
132:01
a [ __ ] lazy eye is i don't have a
132:03
lazy eye i don't know
132:08
look
132:09
good
132:11
[Music]
132:14
you are your own worst critic you looked
132:17
adorable back then you look better now
132:19
but i may be biased though you could
132:22
probably put on some makeup and maybe a
132:24
piece of jewelry for
132:26
reasons put on your sunday best right
132:31
how do i have a lazy eye you're insane
132:35
you're just gaslighting me i don't have
132:37
a [ __ ] lazy eye
132:39
i wanna one eye does do this though
132:41
actually i don't know if this is classed
132:43
as a lazy eye one eye does not this
132:45
extreme but like okay one of them is
132:48
slightly more shut than the other
132:53
like not that but like like barely like
132:56
i think it's
132:58
this eye also the eyelashes affect how
133:00
you think my eye is by the way just fun
133:02
fact
133:04
i think it's one i forgot which eye it
133:06
is one of my eyes is open more than the
133:08
other it's this one's more closed you
133:10
can tell look
133:12
okay i see what you mean now
133:15
like this one is cl more closed than
133:17
that one
133:20
you can kind of tell right
133:23
but it's not a lazy eye it's just an odd
133:25
thing
133:26
i don't well maybe it's glasses laser i
133:27
don't know what it's called but there is
133:29
that maybe i do if that that's lazy eye
133:31
or maybe then i can't even see it now
133:35
i know me neither now it's going to be
133:38
annoying
133:41
now i'm going to get annoyed by it yeah
133:42
no that's that's a thing i'm aware of
133:44
that
133:49
this is just me
133:51
why is this photoshop
133:53
why did they photoshop it wait a second
133:56
wait oh that's mean
134:02
that's so mean look okay this is the
134:04
original image and then they
134:06
photoshopped it
134:08
oh no
134:10
to have a lazy eye they photoshopped
134:12
this poor woman they took a normal photo
134:14
and then
134:16
he made it right lazy
134:18
oh this this
134:19
this [ __ ] clinic what'd they do this
134:21
for
134:22
this poor lady
134:27
oh my god
134:28
anyway
134:29
seven month pog feels so good to see you
134:32
i shouldn't have pointed it out has that
134:34
changed your perspective on me forever
134:36
chair has a very lazy eye
134:44
you want hormones no we actually just
134:46
answered this question just answer this
134:48
question i've given you a good like
134:50
before and after shot uh if i could
134:54
there's no way to prove i'm not on
134:56
hormone i guess i could be shirtless am
134:58
i allowed to be shirtless on twitch i
134:59
have no problems being shitless on
135:01
twitch i don't know if i'm allowed to be
135:02
shirtless on twitch though
135:04
um
135:04
but
135:05
yeah for your confirmation i'm very
135:08
sorry i'm not on hormones um any
135:10
hormones sadly not even testosterone
135:12
which sucks
135:14
you used to be this adorable girl now
135:16
you're transitioning into this manly man
135:20
[ __ ] yeah i am
135:23
[ __ ] yeah
135:24
hell yeah brother
135:26
hell yeah brother
135:27
that's a good picture
135:34
nice
135:36
uh
135:37
and then we saw this before
135:39
what is wrong with why does rose not
135:41
stream often i was on a break yes i was
135:43
on a break
135:45
uh rose may have some good news coming
135:47
soon contrast phenomena what the [ __ ]
135:49
i fell off again god
135:52
rose is pregnant
135:54
yes
135:55
uh
135:57
economics if you pay someone first they
135:59
have no incentive to make a deadline
136:04
that's a good point
136:06
you shouldn't have paid for the goal
136:07
month already
136:10
probably burnout actually streaming's
136:12
the only thing that i haven't had any
136:13
burnout from minecraft youtube holy [ __ ]
136:16
yes
136:17
uh only recently though but it's gonna
136:19
change soon i've got a good plan for
136:20
that but um
136:22
streaming has been really [ __ ] good
136:24
i don't think i've been burnt out from
136:26
streaming for a while the only way the
136:27
only last time i got burned out from
136:29
streaming speaking of pictures instagram
136:31
posts
136:33
i don't know i don't think any good ones
136:36
instagram's such a dead platform man
136:38
like
136:40
i feel like i just post everything on
136:41
twitter anyway
136:43
i have i mean
136:45
instagram doesn't really grow on its own
136:47
it's cert and no one uses it anymore man
136:49
i mean they do but like
136:52
i don't know
136:54
but you don't do that either what do you
136:55
mean but i don't do what either
136:58
rose need to lower the f-stop
137:00
wait
137:01
lower the f-stop up iso to reduce focus
137:04
problem
137:08
that doesn't affect it
137:12
what do you mean reduce the i'm on
137:14
manual focus don't worry finn even
137:16
though you're 160 centimeters with a
137:19
lazy eye you're still pretty good
137:21
looking
137:23
thank you
137:24
um
137:26
every i don't know if you know what
137:28
you're on about iso is not
137:30
iso has nothing to do with focus well
137:33
f's
137:34
like the chinese
137:38
how would it go
137:40
anyway
137:41
uh
137:42
just imagine
137:44
finn on geordie shore
137:46
i'd be i just not partake anything i'm
137:49
such an awkward person in real life
137:50
better post pictures on twitter it has
137:52
better quality and user interface anyway
137:56
true
137:57
i can't even post on instagram desktop
137:59
dude i gotta install a software to be
138:01
able to do it i can't even post it on
138:03
even with the
138:05
it's terrible instagram is not good
138:08
anyway brummie shaw
138:11
that does exist it's called uh the only
138:13
way is essex it's not brummie but like
138:15
it's about as good as you can get
138:17
or some isn't that something like that
138:19
there's a there's a very british version
138:22
i mean geordie shore not with iso but
138:25
higher f-stop number extends the focus
138:27
depth
138:29
sure but like i like i like it like this
138:31
also uh if i did that it comes at the
138:34
cost of like [ __ ] grain and [ __ ] and
138:37
if i up the iso then there's going to be
138:38
more [ __ ] grain and i i'd just rather
138:41
do this
138:42
i think i value
138:43
the it looking not grainy over it being
138:46
slightly soft sometimes
138:50
what is the banana thing and the
138:52
handcuff thing
138:53
i don't know stuff what is that chef
138:57
good question
138:58
i'm not gonna answer it stop can though
139:01
um wait rose if you met a fan how would
139:03
you react i've met a few i've met um
139:08
three four
139:09
in real life now no clue why they're
139:11
asking me what's the vods staff has no
139:13
idea either stuff you don't know what
139:14
they're talking about
139:16
stuff has no idea
139:19
you rarely post anything on twitter
139:21
either except 3 am replies to other
139:24
people
139:25
yeah i've been absent on twitter a
139:26
little bit recently i usually do um
139:30
i think that
139:32
i usually do post on twitter like it
139:34
just gets a bit so like from here down i
139:37
was pretty active here like i was active
139:38
active active active active active
139:40
active active like doing fine there and
139:42
then i just have like spurts of like ah
139:44
haven't post much in november but like
139:47
ah i just
139:49
i just
139:52
i don't have anything to post there's
139:54
like i haven't tried hard thinking of
139:56
tweets what's on my drafts
140:03
that's a good tweet
140:05
maybe i will post something for that
140:07
uh
140:09
but it needs to be paired with the right
140:11
thing
140:13
that's a bad photo
140:17
i don't have a photo for it
140:19
i've got a good tweet but i don't have a
140:21
good picture for it
140:24
i don't know
140:26
i got a good tweet but i don't have a
140:27
good picture for it so maybe i will post
140:29
something
140:31
uh
140:33
anyway
140:34
my hair's a mess holy [ __ ]
140:36
okay i'm good i'm gonna stop being on
140:38
twitter i'm gonna get completely
140:39
distracted by this
140:45
are we doing a rose christmas package
140:47
opening again
140:49
yeah but i'll be i i don't know i'm
140:50
gonna be in i'm gonna be in germany and
140:52
i can't take a bunch of stuff to germany
140:54
i might do a really early one so like i
140:57
might do a very early christmas stream
140:58
or a late christmas stream it might have
141:00
to be a late christmas stream i think
141:02
that gives people a bit more time too
141:04
and it makes everything a bit less
141:05
rushed so i might do like a new year's
141:07
stream a new year's christmas open you
141:09
just gotta say you're helping popel
141:31
no i know what no november is but i'm
141:33
saying who this is you've just got it
141:35
because you've just got to say i forgot
141:37
what the top of your conversation was
141:38
greetings from germany hey germany
141:41
uh do you wanna make sure you let me in
141:43
i'm gonna need that i'm gonna need that
141:45
pass
141:46
i've got my vaccine passport please
141:48
don't turn me away at the border i
141:50
promise i'm good
141:53
there's a twitter post oh good point
141:55
that's a good tweet yeah i get it
142:01
i don't have a good picture though i
142:03
don't take pictures of myself
142:05
people sometimes ask me for like selfies
142:07
and [ __ ] and i don't have any the only
142:09
selfies i have of myself are like
142:13
dumb [ __ ]
142:15
or like
142:17
half film tick tocks or
142:21
let's see
142:22
like a photo of like weight progress but
142:25
i can't show you that i have one that i
142:26
can show you you know i've got like a
142:28
good good uh using on with using a shirt
142:31
picture hold on
142:33
you know i wore a shirt for this so you
142:36
can see my waistline not bad
142:40
lasted
142:41
a bit of weight on is this better more
142:43
clear there you go
142:45
solid
142:46
doing well the other ones are more
142:47
inappropriate
142:49
the other ones i am not
142:51
clothed so i don't i can't show you that
142:54
but still
142:56
a man month stream
142:58
i've been petitioning that for so long
143:00
it seems like i'd be paying you guys to
143:02
do a man month stream
143:04
what are you doing in germany where will
143:06
you be in germany greeting from germany
143:09
i'm seeing risa i'm going over to
143:11
germany they're in uh what's it called
143:13
uh berlin there's uh there's this we
143:16
have this lame version of it here let me
143:18
show you okay in birmingham we've got
143:20
our christmas our german market we call
143:22
it
143:23
birmingham
143:25
german market
143:27
okay look
143:29
so we've got this it's
143:34
this is realistically what it's like
143:36
right like that's this is it this is the
143:39
german market in birmingham
143:42
um
143:43
that's again not birmingham that i'm
143:45
just looking up german market
143:47
uh so okay that's that's okay that looks
143:50
sometimes it's kind of big i guess but
143:53
it's not
143:54
great it's usually rainy
143:57
um
143:58
it's just it it's this kind of stuff
144:00
it's the german market but let me look
144:02
up the berlin german market for
144:04
christmas
144:05
look at this [ __ ] i want to see the
144:08
[ __ ] original version look at what
144:09
they do dude
144:11
this looks so dope
144:15
it looks so cool and this is one
144:17
apparently they do like a ton of them
144:20
like there's different like places in
144:21
berlin where they do like
144:24
really cool stuff there's so much stuff
144:26
man look at that anyway so i want to go
144:29
and see that i'm going to go see that
144:31
this year they just call it the market
144:34
yeah they just call it the christmas
144:36
market we call it the german market
144:38
um but there's a ton of stuff they just
144:40
serve like they say [ __ ] pancakes you
144:42
can buy some cheeses you can buy i'm
144:44
mainly interested in the food
144:46
knickknacks you can buy
144:48
uh ornaments you can buy look at that
144:51
there's some ornaments look at that
144:52
ornaments very nice
144:54
uh usually it's food though
144:58
uh but it's very cool
145:00
so i want to go and see that i want to
145:02
go and see it i think that'd be really
145:03
dope and i have a reason to go to
145:05
germany marie's there and we can [ __ ]
145:07
do cool [ __ ] we can like uh
145:10
eat the food
145:13
you are gonna be inspired around
145:14
christmas i am working in berlin during
145:17
christmas
145:18
maybe meet up at that club possibly
145:21
hashtag might be much big fan what club
145:25
i don't know what club but also i will
145:27
be in berlin on christmas so that'll be
145:29
fun
145:31
i'll be streaming from there too i'm
145:32
going to be there like a week so i'm
145:34
going to do a stream there it'd be fun
145:36
marisa did
145:38
that's what i wanted to try and find on
145:39
the reddit one sec after visiting that
145:41
market you will be up 10 kilograms
145:43
tongue damn right i will damn right i
145:46
will i cannot wait
145:47
i'm
145:49
gonna gain some weight there i don't
145:50
even mind about that
145:52
okay there we go so
145:54
real marisa marisa made a post on uh on
145:57
the reddit saying christmas streams some
145:58
of you wanted to see variety uh some
146:00
more variety in theme stream so i i'm
146:02
here to ask some ideas and then uh she
146:04
said she's coming to germany for
146:05
christmas
146:06
um with a lot of free time over the week
146:09
if you have any wishes for christmas
146:10
baking streams market streams and such
146:12
let me hear them i will simply force him
146:14
to do variety content here in germany uh
146:16
which is very sweet that's very nice
146:18
marisa is checking out my content um
146:21
people have suggested drinking oh
146:23
drinking streams some drinking streams
146:24
with eggnog uh some baking streams or
146:27
make cookies i could do that
146:30
i i think we should try and do some
146:32
baking shortbread right is that like
146:34
pegging stream
146:37
we can do that
146:39
makeup tutorials i've done so many
146:41
makeup tutorials
146:42
uh i gotta make one video on it instead
146:46
put up mistletoe okay people just want
146:50
good lord if we can get him to do a
146:51
walking stream bring one with you
146:53
the shifting is real oh not a shipping
146:55
thing
146:58
uh i doubt christmas market is going to
147:00
be open with a pandemic thing
147:02
oh they've gotta be dude it's such a big
147:04
deal
147:05
uh take him to the christmas market all
147:07
dolled up in a doomdale
147:09
i'm not gonna dress in a droondle i'm
147:11
just gonna be normal
147:13
completely wrong end of germany for ya
147:15
it's it's
147:17
not a great plan baking in the market
147:19
sledding what even can you do that in
147:22
germany
147:23
that would be fun
147:25
uh
147:27
so yeah basically get cr get all dressed
147:29
up and do a baking stream i think that'd
147:31
be very fun that'd be nice marie's
147:33
apartment's really nice by the way
147:35
that'd be a very fun like
147:36
that'd be a very fun like setting to be
147:39
baking in
147:40
it's gonna be cool
147:42
uh
147:43
can you sort by new real quick
147:45
in the comments or on the reddit
147:48
let's see
147:50
sort by new on reddit
148:06
okay
148:08
let's see this is just mean
148:09
it's just rude actually
148:17
rude rude
148:21
i didn't i wish i didn't sell it by now
148:22
where's my gut at where's my burrito i
148:24
want my burrito
148:26
oh now it's late apparent
148:31
okay so it's still apparently coming in
148:33
like half an hour
148:35
that's upsetting
148:38
it could either come as soon as 10
148:40
minutes time or as late as 30 minutes
148:42
time
148:44
upsetting
148:45
it's annoying that you don't get
148:46
anything for that like the the thing can
148:48
be like completely late and they're just
148:50
like yep that's normal
148:52
i know we said it was going to be with
148:53
you an hour earlier but still it'll be
148:55
cold when arrives yeah it's well the
148:57
thing is the guy is not late it's the
149:00
restaurant being late apparently the
149:01
guy's at the restaurant so that's good
149:03
it wouldn't be cold
149:05
that'll be fine i want my burrito i'm
149:08
sacrificing the calories for this if it
149:10
is not a good burrito it's in the trash
149:14
if i won't read this
149:16
finn won't read this mere shadow
149:20
i why yeah i won't read dumb comments no
149:23
i won't where burrito feels bad
149:25
my burrito
149:27
where the burrito wet my guy who's
149:29
picking up my burrito i want to see the
149:30
name of the guy i've got to blame him
149:33
i don't know it won't tell me he hasn't
149:35
got it yet
149:36
updates on the merch
149:39
i'm working on the website
149:43
the website's really good
149:48
the website's really good
149:51
i designed the website so i really hope
149:53
you guys like it because it's if you i
149:55
don't if you don't it's my fault
150:00
i designed everything on the website i
150:02
thought i was [ __ ] i saw chat move a
150:04
bit too quickly and i was like i thought
150:05
i accidentally showed it off
150:07
um
150:08
i designed the website
150:11
i was on the color scheme i designed
150:13
what's on it i designed everything about
150:15
the website i just didn't actually make
150:17
the thing
150:19
um i have uh web developer for that but
150:22
i really hope you guys like it because
150:24
i really like it
150:26
and it's very new
150:29
i'm so excited about it man it's been
150:30
like a side project
150:33
i'm looking at it now it's very cool
150:35
it's very fun
150:37
i'm excited about it
150:39
um
150:54
okay
150:59
hi
151:00
i really like the feature on twitch
151:02
that's the first time chat thing i
151:04
really like that it gets me it it lets
151:05
me know
151:06
how shocked someone is off the bat or
151:08
like whenever i get like an oh new
151:11
chatter and it's just the words what the
151:13
[ __ ] i'm like yes we got one we got
151:15
another one
151:17
there's anything you can't do
151:19
oh
151:20
a lot but
151:22
the thing is i very carefully worked my
151:25
way into just doing what i can do
151:28
but
151:29
i'm really happy with it right now but
151:32
the thing is i've made projects in the
151:34
past i've done stuff in the past that
151:35
i've loved
151:37
that has gone badly because that's just
151:39
a part of life but i hope you guys like
151:41
this one i think it's quite good and
151:44
everyone i've asked about it thinks it
151:45
looks quite good and likes the idea of
151:48
it but it's never really been done
151:49
before
151:52
like really it's never really been done
151:53
before
151:54
so that's good
151:56
or bad i don't know
151:59
it's very new it's a very
152:01
i'm excited about it i'm excited about
152:03
the merch and i think the actual merch
152:04
is pretty damn good too
152:06
uh i have my favorites in it as well
152:09
i have my favorites in the collection
152:11
um
152:13
but yeah
152:15
i don't know i'm really i'm loading i
152:17
carry on loading up them on the page
152:19
it's
152:20
it's good
152:21
i like it
152:24
oh [ __ ] i forgot that note
152:30
oh oh
152:33
hello this is from
152:41
the restaurant is already closed if your
152:44
payment now is avoided you must be
152:46
charged any pending payment for this it
152:48
will disappear from your bank statement
152:50
within 24
152:53
oh the burrito was cancelled
152:56
oh
152:58
that's okay that's fine
153:00
i'm sorry it's all good don't worry
153:01
about it i'll see you
153:04
bye
153:12
you wanna know why
153:14
it's because the restaurant closed three
153:15
minutes ago when did i order it you'll
153:17
ask
153:18
half an hour ago i ordered it
153:21
oh what you didn't hear in that is your
153:23
order was canceled because the
153:24
restaurant has has been clo the
153:26
restaurant's closed
153:27
i ordered the thing half an hour ago
153:32
and they didn't make it and then they
153:34
waited until they closed and then they
153:36
canceled my [ __ ] burrito
153:44
dude if i was having a bad day that
153:46
would have that would have been it man
153:48
it's lucky i'm having a good day
153:51
ah
153:52
i would be so annoyed by that
153:54
if i was if i was having a bad day dude
153:57
oh that's like the getting getting your
153:59
shirt caught on the doorknob thing they
154:02
ruined
154:04
there was a problem with your no [ __ ]
154:06
how can i like [ __ ]
154:08
yell at someone
154:11
this is how murderers are created
154:15
this is the origin story
154:18
oh my oh wait why am i called rose on
154:20
this
154:22
oh oh my [ __ ] god that's it jumbo a
154:24
while ago we we had the um
154:28
you guy we had the thing of like oh i'll
154:31
set my name on my iphone to rose
154:34
for girl month
154:35
that just stuck i changed it back that
154:38
stuck around
154:39
like
154:40
this deliveroo as the app there's no
154:43
option to change my [ __ ] name
154:45
i'm just rose forever now on delivery
154:47
and it doesn't change back into into
154:49
jude
154:50
it's just been rose so occasionally i'll
154:52
get an order and they'll say for rose
154:55
and i go yep
154:56
like
155:07
they don't question it when i have the
155:08
eyelashes on but when i'm in guy mode
155:09
and i order something and it's where is
155:11
it and she's here she's over there
155:13
no one's ever asked me like i need to
155:15
see rose i need to see their id make
155:17
sure it's the right person but
155:34
uh
155:48
um
155:51
[Music]
155:54
that's fine rose says when it's not at
155:57
all fine utterly bryish
156:13
i got uh
156:15
i'm upset i'm upset by this
156:18
this is upsetting
156:20
what's dude in german
156:22
you know i don't know what's option two
156:24
for food i don't know i wanted my
156:25
goddamn burrito there's it's the only
156:27
burrito place in all of my city
156:32
uh
156:33
there's nothing else i want to be honest
156:35
with you
156:39
um
156:41
there's nothing like remotely healthy
156:44
i'm not gonna order pizza
156:46
that's just a rule of mine now
156:49
because it's it's gonna be if i order
156:51
pizza it will be the start of my
156:53
downward spiral
156:55
into like into eating unhealthily again
157:00
i'm peeved
157:03
my burrito yeah there's nothing
157:10
god damn it it's like it's
157:12
i'm more annoyed that like it's like
157:13
it's the closing time of a ton of
157:15
different restaurants
157:19
so i so i can't i can't order anything
157:21
else ever they waited until they closed
157:24
then they cancelled it and now there's
157:26
nothing else i can order because i was
157:27
waiting on that
157:32
[ __ ]
157:35
they've still charged me for it you [ __ ]
157:44
anyway
157:50
anyway
157:51
time to make this a cooking stream
157:54
spontaneous there's no i don't cook
157:56
anything when i cook it
157:59
evening evening judith
158:02
inception
158:04
how nice of you to show up
158:05
you know like whenever my healthy food
158:07
cooking is is terrible do you have any
158:09
of the cans of beans or mashed potatoes
158:11
i haven't had mashed potatoes either
158:13
there's like a lot of calories and carbs
158:15
and [ __ ] it's almost as if it's a sunday
158:17
evening and people have normal sleep
158:18
schedules unlike femme boy gremlins
158:25
shut up uh yeah but like they can't
158:27
that's rude anyway um have you tried any
158:30
american restaurants here at least
158:31
they're tend to be very open they are
158:33
open very like
158:34
i can book a flight to america so just
158:37
so i can get delivery food but i worry
158:39
that maybe the flight's gonna be longer
158:41
than the time it would be to deliver
158:44
and then by the time i get to america
158:46
the american restaurants are gonna be
158:48
closed so i don't know
158:50
but you did say they are open late so
158:52
maybe i could just get the flight i also
158:53
need to get a visa so i'd have to hire a
158:56
lawyer
158:57
and then that's also going to take a
158:59
while not what i meant well that's what
159:00
you said
159:02
and there is no american like
159:04
there
159:05
if there was a restaurant an american
159:07
restaurant that doesn't exist what are
159:09
you an american restaurant
159:11
i don't know what an american restaurant
159:13
is
159:14
in the uk i don't know what it is i
159:15
thought american restaurant is just in
159:17
america
159:18
at a restaurant in america
159:34
ah
159:39
i'm being a dick
159:42
it's not that big of a deal
159:44
um
159:47
okay
159:48
let's see what else there is
159:50
but my cooking genuinely is boring i
159:52
think i was just looking forward to
159:53
having something
159:55
that was uh not made by me
159:58
ah there's nothing open there's just
159:59
those like shitty pizza places that are
160:01
like they're just microwave pizza or
160:03
whatever the [ __ ] they're just really
160:05
bready and terrible
160:07
and it's a sunday too so it's like oh
160:09
pretty much any mainstream fast food
160:13
yeah you could oh mcdonald's is open
160:16
until like 1am
160:17
which is like the latest restaurant
160:19
that's open around me
160:21
but i also mcdonald's is a lot and it's
160:23
not that good it's not good food
160:26
i was looking forward to a burrito
160:29
ain't no good at burrito places bro pepe
160:31
rap oh [ __ ] the
160:33
ultra spicy rap
160:35
the thing that almost like killed me
160:38
that's open
160:39
i can order the rap that's
160:42
murderous
160:43
murderous that rap
160:45
so i'm gonna work at arena club on
160:47
christmas eve in berlin
160:49
let me know but i am sorry if i bothered
160:52
you so here is a joke
160:54
when british people hear kilometers per
160:56
hours instead of cups of tepa colonized
160:59
nation earl grey flavored confusion
161:03
[Laughter]
161:06
yeah
161:07
we did do a lot of that didn't we
161:10
but no you didn't bother me at all uh
161:13
taco bell sadly 40 miles away in another
161:16
town
161:16
yeah
161:17
uh taco bell is we've got a couple
161:21
there is a there is a chipotle in the uk
161:25
in london
161:26
it would be a very long car ride to get
161:28
a burrito that's the best option i've
161:30
got
161:32
i've never tried no
161:34
normal schedules be damned people have
161:37
to work second and graveshift and we
161:39
deserve to be able to eat food like the
161:41
daggone day walkers hell yeah demand
161:44
what should be ours by right if she paid
161:46
for it hashtag for roses burrito let's
161:49
[ __ ] go i want my goddamn burrito
161:53
for roses burrito
161:55
storm the place boys um
162:00
what the [ __ ]
162:02
that place looks
162:03
what the [ __ ]
162:07
what is that one second
162:13
wait
162:17
hold on
162:21
i swear i just saw something on this
162:22
thing that was just
162:25
that was just awful
162:33
one minute
162:44
read this with me
162:51
[Music]
162:52
what what when you end can you raid
162:56
rinali feet doing this last long stream
162:58
10 hours
163:00
what the [ __ ] have i just found on my
163:03
delivery
163:10
i've gotta order it
163:12
i've gotta no i can't just see this and
163:15
then not order it
163:17
i'm not gonna eat i'm gonna try
163:21
i'm gonna order it okay i'm ordering
163:22
from here they can't you can't just do
163:24
that to me that's amazing
163:26
uh
163:29
i don't i really don't want the pizza
163:31
though
163:32
i do want it but like i feel like it's
163:33
gonna
163:35
throw me into [ __ ]
163:37
bad eating again
163:42
and it's one of these shitty ones too
163:44
french garlic bread what the [ __ ] is
163:45
french garlic bread
163:51
what is french garlic bread
163:53
just regular garlic oh like i'm [ __ ]
163:55
a baguette
164:00
oh garlic mushrooms [ __ ] yeah that looks
164:03
that sounds nice
164:06
um
164:11
it's garlic bread but costs 30p more
164:16
that's quite good well done
164:18
dude the whole pizza is [ __ ] oh it
164:20
looks dreadful okay i'm not ordering
164:21
that that's just not good food i really
164:23
want the [ __ ] nutella pizza
164:27
i really want the nutella pizza though
164:30
it looks they've provided images and
164:32
they all look so bad they don't look
164:34
like good pizza i've had these before
164:37
in my
164:40
i'm ordering twice i'm ordering i'm
164:42
ordering this
164:46
and i'm ordering something else from a
164:48
different restaurant because i don't
164:49
want anything else from there but i do
164:50
want nutella pizza
164:53
wait wait wait what i got an idea in my
164:56
gigabrain if you take th in you tell a
164:59
pizza and roll it you can transform it
165:01
into a nutella burrito 5 head
165:05
holy [ __ ] great idea
165:08
i i just need to know what the [ __ ] it
165:10
is
165:11
i'm not going to look it up i want to be
165:13
surprised by it
165:15
i don't care
165:16
helen please stop going on my location
165:19
and yes i know i'm aware you're giving
165:21
them too much information by the way
165:23
there helen um
165:25
but it is you're right however
165:30
um
165:33
do i want it though
165:35
is it actually
165:39
no banana bread by the way
165:44
no it's not it's not even open you're
165:46
lying to me
165:47
helen you lied to me they're not open
165:51
they're closed how dare you
165:55
okay
165:56
uh
165:57
i even looked it up because i was like
165:58
oh maybe no
166:00
they're not a thing what camera and lens
166:02
do you use for your setup it is the
166:03
lumix gh5 with a
166:08
lens the lens is actually really
166:11
important and i don't know what it is
166:13
it's a whatever it is it's i think it's
166:15
an f1 yeah okay it's an f 1.4 lens
166:20
and i don't remember it's a non-zoom
166:22
lens i don't remember what it is
166:24
it's definitely not 12 millimeter it
166:26
says 12 on it
166:28
but i don't know if that's accurate i
166:29
don't think it's 12 millimeter it might
166:31
be i don't know it might be 12
166:32
millimeter f1
166:35
but um it's a good lens it's a very when
166:37
will the next hot tub stream be
166:43
i don't know
166:46
i'm gonna get chinese food
166:48
i think that'll go well actually
166:50
[Music]
166:52
would you like to see the work i do you
166:55
woo yes
166:57
i kind of do
166:59
[Music]
167:04
there's this place that i order from
167:05
that i quite like does um
167:08
what's it they do uh low carb
167:12
uh they do like a low carb uh
167:15
chinese takeout thing
167:17
they're dr they're not good
167:20
it's all basically they replace the
167:22
noodles with um
167:24
with those uh green uh those those beans
167:27
that are not bad not beans but you know
167:28
what i mean
167:29
it's something
167:30
they're like they're they're like
167:32
they're
167:33
not the white ones uh sugar snap peas i
167:35
don't know what they are but no there's
167:36
something the long white ones bean
167:39
sprouts exactly they replace them with
167:41
bean sprouts but they're like cooked a
167:43
lot so they're like just soggy beans
167:46
not good not good not my favorite thing
167:49
in the world
167:53
build your own
167:54
okay that's what i usually do
167:57
that
167:58
with
168:01
oh my god they accepted the order let's
168:03
[ __ ] go
168:04
nice
168:06
uh
168:08
what's a good source
168:11
malaysian spice
168:14
no
168:15
yeah wait
168:18
which one of these is better
168:19
beijing black bean malaysian spice tokyo
168:22
honey and lime singapore plum that
168:23
doesn't sound good
168:25
uh
168:25
cumin and coriander
168:28
chilean paprika sweet and sour sejuan he
168:32
was tired of not getting any e girls so
168:34
he became the e-girl
168:38
which one of those sounds better i don't
168:40
know which one sounds better
168:43
come and correct
168:46
coming there's it's coming and coriander
168:49
what's different about that
168:57
all right i'm gonna go with this one
168:59
okay
169:00
and then
169:01
[Music]
169:03
i don't even want tofu with it
169:05
do i
169:06
yeah [ __ ] it i'll get some tofu i'll get
169:08
some tofu
169:11
no i don't want tofu it's not good it's
169:15
truthfully i don't like tofu this is the
169:17
best tofu i've had though and it's not
169:19
good
169:21
vegetables
169:22
and i'll have some
169:26
i'm gonna add a sauce as well
169:28
i'm interested to see what
169:33
that sauce would be like with that sauce
169:36
chili and paprika
169:39
water chestnuts because they're sick
169:41
bamboo shoots that's also what they're
169:43
called
169:44
uh because they're dope
169:47
um
169:49
[Music]
169:50
and that's it that's all i want okay
169:52
what do you use for your boobs trying to
169:55
figure out how to get that sort of chest
169:57
well
169:58
i use real human boobs like so basically
170:02
sometimes i'll see women like walking
170:04
down the street
170:06
and
170:07
what i do
170:08
is okay wait let me grab one of the
170:10
knives so what i do
170:13
they don't usually they're not usually
170:15
into the idea
170:17
uh but it usually works out i've got a
170:19
good collection now
170:20
um i just
170:23
take him
170:26
anyway hold on i'm ordering chinese
170:28
um
170:32
it got dark
170:33
no i i don't discriminate you know i
170:36
just it's whoever you know if it's you
170:39
know i don't really mind who they are as
170:41
long as they've got the boobs
170:43
i just take them
170:44
you know
170:46
i mean it's nice
170:50
anyway
170:53
go to checkout i've ordered normal food
170:55
now
170:56
i think i've timed it so they'll they'll
170:58
come at the right time
171:03
[Music]
171:06
i hope link doesn't break or you can
171:08
click it by the way here is the watch
171:10
code slash watch the equals vo for a
171:14
underscore is kels look up mystery land
171:16
2019 dance
171:22
it's auto playing
171:26
holy [ __ ] that's big this is what you do
171:32
i need to see the full version
171:37
what the [ __ ]
171:38
okay i'm gonna go on the site one sec
171:40
i'm gonna go see uh i'm gonna go see the
171:42
full video
171:44
that was that looked cool
171:46
this isn't berlin okay let me see
171:49
holy [ __ ] i look dope okay let's see it
171:51
one sec previous media
171:54
okay let's see
172:02
jesus [ __ ]
172:03
[Music]
172:05
wait
172:06
[Music]
172:12
i'm skimming through it a bit
172:14
[Music]
172:17
i could totally go and do this
172:20
except covered oh yeah there's a reason
172:22
why this is 2019 and not
172:24
um not 20 20. but it looks sick wait are
172:28
you doing it this year that's kind of
172:29
dope
172:31
how the [ __ ] is this going to be with
172:32
covered i am fully vaccinated though oh
172:35
dude i hate listen all for the vaccine
172:37
it's great i hated it i hate needles i
172:40
hate needles so much
172:42
they they jiggled it oh my [ __ ] i you
172:45
know what all for the vaccine
172:46
100 against whoever gave it to me
172:49
yes didn't like that guy because he did
172:53
get this he stuck the needle in my arm
172:56
right
172:58
stuck the needle in in my arm
173:00
and then he left it and then he went zip
173:03
right and he put it in and then he went
173:05
to go grab a cotton bud in preparation
173:08
for when he took it out but while he was
173:10
taking it out he's to answer your
173:12
question about the bobs
173:13
from a trap while it was in me find out
173:16
your size with a cloth tape measure and
173:18
victoria's secret online will do the
173:20
calculation for you
173:22
then order the
173:24
it's what i do
173:25
oh that's so [ __ ] bad
173:28
uh attention question about the bob's
173:29
from a trans girl
173:31
uh with the cloth tape measure of
173:33
victoria's secret online
173:34
i feel a lot of trans musk would give
173:36
you their boobs for free
173:39
good point that is a little gross though
173:43
that is a little gross a little bit
173:47
there's a great joke to be made there
173:48
but i won't make it
173:50
i went to my local health care center
173:52
doctor and i didn't even notice the
173:55
needle at all
173:57
i did i did so bad i i'm like fine with
174:00
it but i like they they get you to sit
174:03
still and make sure you're not gonna be
174:04
like
174:05
you don't have a reaction to it because
174:07
i got the pfizer and apparently that
174:08
happens sometimes i guess like you can
174:10
be allergic to this weird thing but
174:12
anyway they let me they made me sit in a
174:13
room for 15 minutes and i just was
174:15
sitting there and i was fine obviously
174:17
fine now what are we talking about
174:20
bob's
174:21
yeah
174:23
big mix of both
174:25
um mix of bobs and vaccines so
174:29
uh what's it they um
174:33
the only thing was i just i just felt
174:35
very queasy because i was just like oh
174:37
this sucks this sucks this sucks this
174:38
sucks because i was just thinking about
174:40
the [ __ ] needle in my arm
174:41
so i don't like
174:46
i swear to god
174:57
the only thing coming through right now
174:59
dude the only thing [ __ ] keeping me
175:02
sane right now is that [ __ ]
175:05
that [ __ ] nutella pizza the is the
175:08
only one that hasn't canceled on me i
175:10
swear dude
175:12
the [ __ ] nutella pizza is the only
175:14
food i'm gonna be getting
175:16
how
175:18
the [ __ ] other place that i'm from
175:20
cancel it as well
175:31
oh my god
175:33
i'm so annoyed
175:36
i'm so annoyed
175:40
all i want i and it was my
175:44
all i want
175:45
all i want dude
175:53
i'm upset i'm so upset
175:55
my phone's gonna die
175:57
i'm so upset
176:01
what kind of major british city are you
176:03
running over there dude i'm in
176:04
birmingham and it's [ __ ] the delivery
176:07
is awful here
176:09
um
176:11
delivery's dreadful
176:13
and i'm gonna i'm moving and i'm not
176:14
even moving out of birmingham the
176:16
audacity of these places man
176:24
the only good thing that's open is a
176:26
pizza place and i've i don't want pizza
176:28
i've tried to avoid pizza so much don't
176:31
get me wrong i do want pizza so badly
176:33
but i know it's gonna be like
176:35
it's a willpower thing man
176:51
waguan lads
176:56
that's very british
176:58
nice
177:04
peter will go into your thick thighs our
177:06
american restaurants wouldn't do that to
177:08
you i need to move i really do
177:15
pizza's like a thousand calories at
177:16
least like one it's like 1.3 000
177:19
calories for a pizza
177:22
i could have a bit of pizza i'm do i'm
177:25
gonna this is gonna get me into a bad
177:26
habit
177:27
um
177:31
[Music]
177:37
dude i'm so sad
177:40
i'm so sad
177:43
don't do it
177:45
pizza is awesome i know it is but i'm on
177:47
a diet
177:48
oh well i'm not really i'm just trying
177:51
not to
177:53
i guess i'm maintaining like
177:57
i've swapped from trying to lose weight
177:58
to just maintain weight now i guess
178:02
which is good
178:08
so i could
178:10
but i shouldn't
178:12
but i could
178:13
but i shouldn't
178:15
at least i'm getting the goddamn nutella
178:17
pizza that's all i want really that's
178:19
all i'm after is the nutella pizza
178:22
but i don't
178:25
i don't want to eat it though
178:26
i just want to see what it is
178:28
um
178:30
let me check a different app let's see
178:32
what there is sort by best top rated
178:36
i want the i want the best food near me
178:39
mcdonald's
178:41
uh
178:42
subway
178:43
pepe is piri piri that's like the best
178:46
one the piri piri the the ramp thing or
178:48
pizza
178:50
either get the wrap
178:52
which is questionably healthy
178:55
or
178:56
the spicy [ __ ] wrap
178:58
or i get pizza i'm gonna get the spicy
179:00
[ __ ] rap
179:02
hell yeah
179:03
i'm gonna get damn spicy rip
179:11
okay
179:12
paneer wrap that's what it is
179:14
should we get the really hot one because
179:16
there is a really hot one like there's
179:18
it goes in a thing of like mild heart
179:20
extra hot extreme and the difference
179:22
between hot and extreme is
179:25
it hurts it hurts like it's actually not
179:28
fun to eat so i'm gonna go to just extra
179:31
hot
179:32
and then i'm just gonna get normal stuff
179:34
i'm not gonna do extreme i die
179:37
uh
179:42
let's do
179:44
i'm gonna grab okay then i'm gonna grab
179:46
fries because i'm
179:48
because i'm worth it
179:50
uh onion rings [ __ ] yeah
179:53
mozzarella sticks sure i don't even know
179:55
what the hell that is oh wait yeah i do
179:57
i don't want that okay let's grab
179:59
i don't know what that tastes like let's
180:00
grab that
180:01
let's grab that
180:04
uh
180:08
i don't want mozzarella sticks that
180:09
sounds gross
180:10
okay
180:12
oh [ __ ] i just ordered two of them
180:14
let's remove you
180:17
and then
180:18
sure and it's cheap as hell because it's
180:21
not
180:22
good i'm so annoyed anyway finn mukbang
180:25
yes
180:28
get something you can actually eat there
180:30
ain't much
180:32
being b having like being awake only at
180:35
night time uh and working on strange
180:38
days and being vegetarian really limits
180:40
your options a bit i'm aware that i
180:42
chose both of those things wondering if
180:44
you still dislike gothic looks or would
180:46
be willing to try it again but with less
180:48
of a panda eyes look with the eye shadow
180:51
no
180:53
it never looks like okay
180:56
yo mama's eater let me get that number
180:58
plaza
181:03
that's enough it's dmc8
181:05
thank you
181:06
uh
181:07
you can get the number of my bank
181:09
account you can get my bank number you
181:11
can get my sort code and account number
181:13
don't i live in sweden my gran aka my
181:15
dad's mom lives in ashby i will call her
181:17
to make you food it will take her 1 h 25
181:20
minutes kappa thank you what was i just
181:22
talking about and then i completely
181:23
forgot don't know what zombie it was
181:25
what was what was i just talking about
181:27
that i was going to google
181:29
your complexion looks fantastic today
181:31
thank you
181:33
i was gonna do something
181:35
goth looks oh yeah
181:39
let me google i'm just gonna google goth
181:41
look
181:41
they they
181:43
truthfully
181:45
they don't look good on like women that
181:48
look amazing like
181:51
what the [ __ ] her voice is very small
181:53
but like she looks great right
181:56
she looks awesome
181:57
this is better but like
182:00
the the makeup is bad like it just it
182:03
doesn't look good it looks gross to me i
182:05
don't know what it is there's something
182:06
about my brain that just sees like that
182:09
and i get the whole thing of like death
182:12
but not in a not in a fun way like i
182:14
just see like dude
182:16
something triggers in my brain where i
182:18
just see that and i'm like oh dead body
182:20
like that like it's just nasty like it
182:22
doesn't look good it looks bad it's
182:24
gross dude what the [ __ ]
182:27
that's an interesting makeup look but
182:28
like it doesn't look good it looks weird
182:31
i don't like it
182:33
it doesn't look good this however looks
182:36
fine that makeup look is pretty good but
182:39
that is just the what i do but pale skin
182:43
it in black hair it's just what i do but
182:45
with black hair and a black dress like
182:47
that i've done this makeup before
182:50
this is brighter than a lot of makeup
182:51
looks i've done before you won't be dmca
182:54
for this part it should start at four
182:56
minutes
183:02
you won't get dmca for this part
183:04
just about four minutes
183:05
okay
183:10
[Music]
183:17
that's cool
183:19
[Music]
183:24
[Applause]
183:28
it's gonna [ __ ] stop as soon as
183:30
the
183:32
that's so unsatisfying is it
183:38
that's so unsatisfying as soon as it was
183:40
about to happen it cuts out
183:43
oh my god
183:54
okay
183:57
uh anyway sorry i immediately go back on
184:00
twitter
184:02
okay
184:02
i don't like it it's not a good look
184:05
it's just me i respect other people's
184:07
tastes who was the goth girl that broke
184:09
you if her name was andrea don't worry
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she broke me too
184:16
that broke me i'm right you mean
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uh
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that's just not a good look i think it's
184:24
like
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i don't know what it is maybe i've just
184:28
seen like all the goth people
184:31
like they're just i'm gay you want to
184:32
smash
184:34
at school i guess like every every
184:36
interaction i've had with someone that's
184:38
like that does the gothic thing they're
184:40
not fun people to hang around when it's
184:42
like a real life thing and they're not
184:43
just doing it for a look they're just
184:45
not i don't know there's something about
184:46
it by the way rose how's the voice
184:49
training going any closer to sounding
184:52
like a manly man
184:56
thanks buddy thanks buddy
184:59
it's i'm getting so scared i need them i
185:02
need to see the delivery on root dude
185:05
because they've i've been cancelled on
185:06
so many times
185:08
twice in a row
185:10
heading your way apparently it should
185:12
arrive anytime just eat bananas
185:16
good point my nutella pizza is arriving
185:19
at some point in some point sometime in
185:21
the next 30 minutes it's coming
185:24
which is a great
185:26
[ __ ] fight did you pay them
185:29
did i pay who the people yeah you make
185:31
the have you used delivery apps uh
185:33
pastel goth is how you dress most often
185:35
you mean normal pastel
185:39
isn't that the opposite of goth
185:46
like
185:50
like this
185:52
like this is this is goth how is this go
185:54
how is this even pastel goth i don't get
185:56
it they're wearing a black top
186:08
is that it is that what it is it's just
186:11
normal clothes but you call it goth
186:16
oh my god okay that's more what i had in
186:18
my head and i don't like that
186:21
that's what i mean
186:22
you're just subsidizing it a little bit
186:24
is there anything that you're still not
186:26
used to for example receiving
186:29
compliments all the time or are you used
186:31
to what you do by now
186:34
no i'm pretty used to it what the [ __ ]
186:35
is that a person
186:39
is that a human
186:40
no
186:42
it's not
186:44
um i guess i mean not particularly
186:46
there's nothing that's like odd the only
186:48
thing you pay the voice training people
186:51
last i heard you were having
186:52
complications getting the transaction to
186:54
go through that's still an issue that's
186:57
still an issue
186:58
um they haven't like
187:01
again i'm still i could send
187:03
i'm at the point of like i've double
187:05
emailed them i could triple email them
187:07
but like
187:11
i can
187:12
it doesn't seem to have like that
187:14
the first email didn't happen and then
187:16
the second email didn't work i can't
187:17
email them a third time
187:20
but do let me know
187:22
um
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yeah man
187:24
i mean
187:28
okay here's the thing about this right
187:32
pastel goth very cool it looks good sure
187:35
but everything i like about it is the
187:38
pastel bit everything i dislike about it
187:41
is the goth bit
187:43
that's the thing like this everything
187:45
about this is good because it's neither
187:47
in my opinion there's nothing about it
187:49
that's like gothic i guess like i don't
187:52
see any of this as like a gothic thing
187:56
uh
187:58
that makeup's not is not very good but i
188:00
guess there's a color like if you took
188:02
the color away and the text this would
188:04
just be
188:05
not anything right like it'd just be a
188:07
look like i don't like the
188:10
i don't know
188:11
it's just not a fan this looks cool this
188:13
looks dope i'm mainly oh my god is that
188:16
a head okay i
188:18
mean mainly
188:21
it's mainly an issue i don't like about
188:22
that like the outfits are cool i just
188:24
don't like the makeup style that's cool
188:26
i suggest using the phone it's a lot
188:28
faster than two emails
188:32
there's no uh yeah i guess so like but
188:34
there's no
188:35
so they don't really have like a number
188:37
that they encourage you to call
188:39
there's just like a regular thing
188:41
they're just an email and text service
188:45
you look like
188:46
you look like the girl rose from a tv
188:49
show called two and a half men when
188:50
she's stalking a guy named charlie in it
188:54
[Music]
188:57
would rose like to join me in holland
188:59
for defcon.1 in 2022
189:02
it's last weekend in june
189:05
it's last weekend did you what
189:09
what do you think
189:12
seems a bit trihard who has the time to
189:14
do that level of makeup and
189:16
accessorizing in the morning
189:19
good point
189:22
what do you mean for what you really are
189:25
just like one of the guys but hot like
189:27
jennifer lawrence i am so [ __ ] horny
189:30
for you but in a weird way i i think i'm
189:33
horny for your personality
189:39
there's a word for that
189:42
pansex i don't know what the word is i
189:45
don't know what it is
189:47
there's a sec there's a thing someone
189:49
knows and i don't
189:53
it's not pansexual it's something else
189:56
it's
190:01
something
190:07
oh this is going to take a long time
190:09
hold on
190:14
i want to see where they're at one sec
190:17
i want to see what their address is so i
190:19
can like roughly estimate when they're
190:21
sorry for that music bruv
190:26
the dmca
190:27
is this dmc8 oh no
190:31
[Music]
190:40
[Music]
190:48
[Music]
190:52
since this is still on
190:57
i'm trying to like
190:59
oh wait
191:04
[Music]
191:07
dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab
191:09
dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab if
191:12
you like underage girl i've seen it so
191:14
many times on tik tok you can't do [ __ ]
191:16
to me i i'm aware of everything i'm
191:18
never gonna pronounce someone's name
191:20
that's a racist word i'm never gonna
191:22
look like ever version of this you can't
191:24
trick me i think his name was finster or
191:27
something
191:27
i haven't seen him in a long time though
191:31
no i haven't seen finn in a while either
191:32
i remember that guy he makes he makes he
191:34
makes those cool skyblock videos that
191:36
are really epic god i wish i wish that
191:38
guy's channel
191:40
uh i would i wish i'm gonna go watch all
191:42
of that guy's videos
191:44
because i i like that guy so much
191:46
that um that finsta fella on youtube
191:49
that does minecraft that'd be good
191:52
yes years of 360 if i don't know boy
191:56
like first editor me too
191:59
one's great
192:00
yeah i've got a video center actually
192:02
but i gotta
192:05
baby
192:11
i'll tell you on
192:17
[Music]
192:22
yes i'm a simp
192:25
looks different to the sniper monkey
192:28
super i don't
192:29
know
192:35
what was he saying
192:36
i don't know what that guy was saying
192:38
was he talking about simping he was
192:40
probably talking about pokeman i know
192:42
i'm always thinking about pokemon
192:48
does she have a wiki feet
192:54
do i have a wikipedia
192:58
some would have told me if i do no okay
193:00
i don't someone would have told me
193:01
though
193:02
wait can i look up vince
193:07
someone would have told me if
193:09
oh my god okay you can google that
193:12
wait what the [ __ ]
193:16
there's socks of me
193:18
nice
193:25
you guys really into feet huh
193:27
there's a lot of google results for that
193:29
no not on stream there's a lot of google
193:31
results man
193:32
what the hell
193:34
this
193:37
jesus christ
193:39
my [ __ ] face is hurting from smiling
193:49
my face hurting from smiling you gotta
193:50
give me a minute
194:05
feet are kind of nasty
194:07
oh
194:09
okay i'm gonna be real i'm waiting on a
194:11
text message that's very important
194:15
i thought they cancelled the order i
194:17
thought they [ __ ] canceled the other
194:19
little [ __ ]
194:20
um
194:26
and it's going to decide a lot of stuff
194:30
i uh
194:38
helicopter helicopter
194:43
uh
194:44
i will tell you about it if the answer
194:45
is good news i'll tell you about what
194:47
the i'll tell you about what the uh what
194:48
the what the thing is if it's good news
194:50
or not i may tell you tomorrow
194:54
but it's very cool i have these
194:56
tendencies to tell you guys way too much
194:57
stuff
194:59
because there's so much stuff that
195:00
happens to people and they're like
195:01
british adverts especially on the run up
195:04
to christmas
195:06
bruce especially
195:08
oh has john lewis made that one yet john
195:10
lewis has got to make their advert right
195:12
they did have they
195:13
it's like a national event when they
195:15
make their advert every year
195:17
spider-man
195:19
it's mighty expensive fidget fidget toy
195:21
yeah
195:22
it's uh i'm testing it out
195:25
as a christmas gift i don't like them as
195:27
much though the old ones are honestly
195:28
better i got the uh so these are the
195:30
these are the
195:31
the ones there
195:33
they're like
195:36
10 pounds less than the pros but i don't
195:38
like those like ear tip things and these
195:40
are these fit differently to the old
195:42
ones i think i like the old ones better
195:45
anyway
195:47
but
195:48
john lewis that is out oh [ __ ] yeah do
195:51
you want to watch it are we allowed
196:00
am i allowed to probably
196:03
oh it's [ __ ]
196:05
oh my god it's got a 60
196:08
ratio
196:11
it's not very liked at all
196:25
not full of dmca strike there advert
196:28
it's a good point
196:29
[Music]
196:35
i feel like i should be being paid for
196:36
this but it's apparently like
196:38
seems cringes yeah apparently this is
196:41
apparently like really disliked
196:47
[Applause]
196:49
okay this is dumb
196:51
i only knew you
196:53
for a while
196:56
[Music]
197:06
[Music]
197:10
like you know the [ __ ] superman it's
197:13
stupid you know the [ __ ] you know
197:15
what's that thing well uh was it that
197:17
bright burn like super like a superman
197:19
child crash lands he just [ __ ]
197:22
murders everyone i'm waiting for the
197:24
switch until her eyes start [ __ ]
197:26
glowing and just shoots a beam
197:29
to recognize
197:32
love comes as a surprise
197:35
and it's too
197:37
[Music]
197:38
just too late to stay
197:42
too late
197:47
[Music]
197:54
wrong with her eyes
197:56
what's wrong with her eyes
198:03
i know i'm mocking a child right now but
198:05
like there's something up with her eyes
198:09
i don't know what it is
198:10
it's like this is that i've got my lazy
198:12
eyes man
198:14
we'll always be together
198:17
that's sick that's a good christmas
198:24
[Music]
198:32
oh it's gonna be some bright burn [ __ ]
198:41
oh
198:45
[Music]
198:54
christmas is magical as your first
198:56
[Music]
198:58
okay what's the cup oh yes aliens make
199:00
me feel so christmassy
199:04
i wanna i've been itching to read the
199:06
comments about just like i didn't know
199:08
that sid from ice age became an actor
199:10
and transition that's sick happy for her
199:21
that's mean
199:23
that's me
199:25
that's so mean
199:29
is it
199:33
stop
199:34
that's rude you can't say that about
199:36
someone
199:37
it's upsetting
199:45
that's that's silly
199:48
although yeah i i felt nothing there's
199:50
been some john lewis adverts that's like
199:51
nothing beats the cold iron brew advert
199:55
[ __ ] have you
199:58
okay you've just
199:59
tried to donate an 11 minute brazilian
200:01
wax thank you uh guy
200:04
thank you for your generous donation i
200:06
will not be playing it because that is
200:08
definitely the mca
200:11
uh oh wait what's up
200:13
i didn't even realize that but thank you
200:15
if you laugh or just silence
200:18
smile you need makeup with a deal from
200:22
mint mobile to tell you about that it's
200:23
so freaking huge i asked epic voice guy
200:26
to translate it into summer blockbuster
200:29
you ready john ready
200:31
in a world where big wireless companies
200:33
friggin hate you
200:34
not funny next
200:37
oh wait this was the one you actually
200:38
meant sorry i was someone else
200:42
if i laugh or even
200:44
smile hey baby are you a toothbrush
200:46
because i'm trying to give you that oral
200:48
be kappa pride
200:55
[Applause]
201:05
nice
201:06
they did the uh i get it because
201:08
he ran with the he ran with the the the
201:11
obstacles and the obstacles
201:12
got slightly in front of him
201:14
very funny
201:16
have you seen this advert
201:20
oh
201:21
[Music]
201:22
let me
201:26
oh it's one of those [ __ ] playstation
201:28
adverts that are cursed
201:30
do i even want to see it because some of
201:32
those playstation adverts are like
201:34
terrifying
201:41
i okay what i'm doing right now is
201:43
checking to make sure the thing is the
201:45
the delivery isn't near me
201:47
so i can make sure nothing's gonna ring
201:49
my doorbell like mid thing
201:54
oh he's on his way
201:56
i'll tell you it bugs me about human
201:58
endeavor
201:59
i've never been the human in question
202:02
have you
202:03
mankind went to the moon i don't even
202:06
know where grimm's bears
202:08
forget progress by proxy
202:11
land on your own moon
202:14
it's no longer about what they can
202:15
achieve out there in your behalf
202:18
but we can experience
202:20
up here
202:22
is that real
202:24
i'm very i like banana garlic what do
202:26
you like i didn't listen to a word she
202:29
said
202:30
not a [ __ ] word
202:32
what was the what was the idea
202:36
can someone translate i i knew what she
202:38
was saying i just didn't i wasn't paying
202:40
attention looks more attractive tbh
202:43
true
202:45
oh
202:48
then than me yeah but i don't insult the
202:51
poor lady
202:52
she looked fine
202:54
get your old moon
202:59
oh my god
203:03
okay
203:04
so apparently
203:06
my
203:07
actual food that i really do want is
203:09
almost here
203:10
the other food is
203:13
appearing randomly apparently
203:17
my nutella pizza is not yet here
203:20
this is a guy oh hi new viewer hey
203:24
um
203:25
we'll see
203:30
the food still hasn't arrived no welcome
203:32
to delivery food uh have you gotten a
203:34
chance to watch the new spider-man no
203:36
way home trailer yeah it's sec the uh
203:40
we recently watched it together and
203:42
memories originally watched it together
203:44
it's a good trailer they kind of like
203:48
they
203:48
they kind of [ __ ] us over on they kind
203:50
of
203:52
oh my god they kind of blueballed us on
203:53
the on the toby maguire uh andrew
203:56
garfield collab
203:58
um
204:01
i don't know
204:03
oh my god i'm hiccuping and
204:09
ugh
204:16
the [ __ ] is nutella pizza i i don't know
204:21
hope
204:22
fully if nothing bad happens yes
204:25
oh
204:27
yeah
204:28
i watched the tunnels i did
204:30
it's not good
204:33
it's not good it's not bad it is bad but
204:36
it's not
204:36
awful
204:38
it's the worst one
204:40
but it's not awful more stupid ads
204:42
watchable
204:49
[Music]
205:05
oh
205:06
practice makes perfect
205:13
[Music]
205:18
what
205:18
the [ __ ]
205:20
okay
205:25
[Music]
205:27
i feel like i've seen this before
205:31
i have not seen this before oh
205:34
oh i hate that i hate that i hate that
205:37
i'm sorry to skip a donation but oh my
205:39
god i hate i hate that
205:42
that's nasty
205:45
what the [ __ ]
205:46
finn finster ex exuding feminine energy
205:49
for six minutes straight
205:54
the salute has become more feminine no
205:55
no you're not gonna know stop getting in
205:57
my [ __ ] head
205:59
i know for a fact that you're just
206:02
pixel peeping a different [ __ ] that i do
206:05
that's like a little bit feminine right
206:07
just a tiny tiny bit and you'll be like
206:09
that that is like these
206:11
this is feminine now and it's gonna bug
206:13
me please can i get someone on the
206:15
reddit just make a compilation of all
206:18
the times right oh my god
206:19
one time ever this is the compilation
206:24
okay
206:25
i'm gonna i want to see the video
206:27
let's see hold on i know my delivery's
206:29
like here though so i'm gonna grab this
206:31
one sec
206:34
one sec ah what the [ __ ] there one sec
206:38
i'm gonna grab food
207:42
[Music]
207:45
hey chair you're suddenly looking a lot
207:48
like a cat boy for some reason
208:27
i am here
208:29
oh i'm back again
208:31
my i've called the thing it's almost
208:33
there apparently
208:37
it the the nutella pizza is almost there
208:40
it's almost here the uh pepe's piri piri
208:43
is also here so i have i have my actual
208:46
food but i'm i kind of really do want to
208:49
see what the [ __ ]
208:50
nutella pizza is
208:53
so i'm i'm excited
208:55
what can i what can i say
209:02
i cleaned my room i'm about to make a
209:04
mess again i clean my desk as well very
209:07
proud of myself have it for dessert oh
209:09
great idea
209:11
nutella pizza yeah i found a i found a
209:13
delivery place or make me a pizza made
209:16
of nutella apparently
209:17
[Music]
209:21
watch this full video it could help you
209:23
get into america
209:26
i don't know
209:32
[Music]
209:35
bugger
209:40
[Music]
209:51
[ __ ] me
210:04
[Music]
210:23
we say that over in british
210:25
hold on also the uh
210:28
that one didn't actually work i don't
210:30
think
210:32
your donation hold on let's see
210:37
hello we are still in paris as you can
210:39
see by the giant uh antenna behind me
210:41
but uh this video has actually been
210:43
three years in the making it's
210:45
heartbreaking and wildly and starting
210:47
this month seek discomfort
210:50
i bought a 150 000 passport
210:53
that can travel the world
210:55
somehow
210:56
i think that's wrong
210:59
somehow i
211:00
believe that that does not exist
211:04
it's gotta not exist there's no way
211:05
you're a male
211:06
in egypt and you have a brother like i
211:09
do then it's mandatory for you to sign
211:11
yourself up for
211:12
military draft and you have to continue
211:15
doing so until you turn 30 years old
211:17
[Music]
211:19
it's been four years since i made that
211:21
video and my life has changed in ways
211:23
that i could have never imagined
211:25
[Music]
211:27
over and over i mean it only costs 50
211:29
grand to get into america
211:32
maybe you could do this it cost 50 000
211:34
to get into america i'm not sure
211:37
like
211:38
let me get some spare 150 000 for a
211:40
passport
211:44
america's got to be the hardest country
211:46
to get into
211:47
that's well okay let me preface that
211:50
that's not like you know a regime
211:52
like
211:54
like north korea doesn't count it's
211:56
gotta be like north korea japan america
211:59
right
212:04
wait no okay to get into to visit it
212:07
might be like
212:08
north korea america japan to live
212:11
definitely north korea japan america
212:16
i know what's under that
212:20
but i forgot the compilation video oh
212:23
it's still a bottom
212:25
let's see it [ __ ]
212:29
it's really [ __ ] six minutes this
212:31
thing has [ __ ] cursed me
212:32
because oh my
212:34
wait
212:37
oh
212:38
it's here it's here it's here it's here
213:14
[Music]
213:17
hey chair
213:32
[Music]
213:36
finally chair we have some alone time
213:39
how you doing buddy you okay
213:42
i'm doing great
213:50
did you guys just hear that talking [ __ ]
213:52
was that
213:53
anyway
213:54
um
213:56
okay
213:57
so
213:58
i gotta i got my [ __ ] pizza you are
214:01
so epic
214:02
i haven't seen it yet
214:04
it smells like nutella
214:07
like it just smells like a pancake
214:14
oh
214:17
i mean i don't know what i was expecting
214:19
but like
214:20
it's it's a nutella pizza [ __ ] it
214:23
dessert it is warm by the way i didn't
214:25
even think it'd be warm it looks
214:27
terrible
214:28
you know what it kind of doesn't it kind
214:30
of looks good it's a nutella pizza
214:33
it's not gonna be bad literally [ __ ]
214:37
yeah they could have decorated it like
214:38
maybe like a marshmallow or something
214:42
but like
214:43
it is what i thought it would be a
214:45
nutella pizza you know i wasn't
214:47
expecting much else
214:50
anyway
214:52
like yeah i don't know what i was
214:53
expecting
214:55
okay
214:56
i'm gonna do a thing real quick i am
214:58
actually just i am actually just
215:00
mid-eating food as well
215:01
[Music]
215:02
i bought a sauce
215:04
maintain eye contact while eating
215:09
i don't rap you guys want that i don't
215:11
know if that's a good idea
215:15
i'm gonna do what pokeman does
215:17
and just eat food while i watch this
215:19
video of me
215:21
like now i just find all body hair gross
215:24
but i've like been shaving for so long
215:26
that like
215:28
now i just don't like [ __ ] body hair
215:31
but this you this is you corrupting my
215:33
[ __ ] brain man your nails look really
215:35
pretty thank you thank you they do i
215:38
like the nails thank you
215:40
oh pretty nice nails
215:43
imagine having to swear i look good
215:45
there
215:47
they look really good there one second
215:49
i look great what the hell
215:52
that's a good makeup look i should do
215:54
that again
215:56
it's not that's not that familiar having
215:58
to swear constantly to try to appear
216:00
more masculine couldn't be finn
216:03
you [ __ ] ass i hate you you little
216:09
rant you
216:11
i don't like your face
216:13
yes i can show you my nails look at my
216:15
nails then look how cute they are
216:17
um
216:18
you
216:24
my existence is feminine that is untrue
216:26
hey what you snacking there
216:29
god that's weird what
216:32
oh wait i couldn't tell if it was this
216:33
video or this
216:35
um i'm having a wrap and some various
216:37
assortments of things
216:46
not feminine
216:48
if i wanted to appear masculine
216:51
i would just t pose
216:56
wait
216:57
what the [ __ ] finally he's free ah
217:00
this is one of the rare times i'm like
217:02
wearing something that i can show just
217:03
my arm
217:06
yeah baby
217:09
that was good that was good that was a
217:10
solid thing that was solid
217:13
chat stacked on top of chat or hell i'm
217:16
not i'm manly i'm the height of
217:18
femininity this is just wait okay i
217:19
don't know how they got me a shirtless
217:20
photo i'm not i'm manly
217:22
i don't know how they got a shirtless
217:23
photo of me
217:26
but
217:27
i don't want to have to leak that height
217:30
of femininity how dare you even say even
217:33
slightly anything else to me i am the
217:35
height of femininity
217:37
i'm um
217:39
what is what is i don't even know what a
217:41
man is no chap does chuck keep calling
217:43
me a manly man
217:50
sorry the mouth says
217:52
that was a good look for me
217:57
[Music]
217:58
i'm eating so badly
218:00
beer ads are always best
218:02
i don't understand what i'm doing it's
218:04
considered feminine right now i don't
218:06
get it
218:08
i just don't understand what's
218:09
considered feminine about about what i'm
218:11
doing how is this really gonna go on for
218:14
[ __ ] oh my god there's so much
218:17
there's okay listen
218:18
there is
218:21
that has a hundred thousand views
218:24
it has a hundred thousand views
218:27
rose
218:28
rose's throne is my face
218:33
that's a funny that's a great username
218:36
listen
218:38
i literally lumberjack mode right now
218:41
dude let
218:43
i don't know how much i can prove it
218:44
that i look
218:46
that i am
218:48
masculine at least like come on
218:52
you know i'm masculine there's and no
218:54
dislikes oh yeah that's totally not
218:56
because youtube removed the dislike
218:58
button i don't know why the [ __ ] they
218:59
did that how is this so like i can't
219:01
dislike the video anymore
219:03
i don't get it
219:05
why is finn so swole
219:09
i just gained my i just do nothing i
219:11
just gained muscle mass it's the high
219:13
testosterone and no one gets this but
219:15
yeah no i'm very high in testosterone
219:19
[ __ ] believes me
219:21
clown emoji
219:24
how do you text with nails it's really a
219:26
big it's it's the white girl texting
219:28
it's just a lot of this baby time it's a
219:30
lot of doing what i missed
219:33
like [ __ ] oh
219:37
you know it's this you get used to it i
219:39
have a thing that was how it was
219:42
[Music]
219:43
oh [ __ ] foot
219:45
foot oh no elegance
219:47
absolute
219:49
they make you look very cute with those
219:51
acrylics
219:54
wow holy [ __ ] i really i'm really
219:56
catering to an audience here right
220:00
hold on this one's for the gays
220:04
from my pov you don't seem to have a
220:06
very manly chest yet you should work on
220:08
that tongue
220:09
[Music]
220:11
oh welcome i was like oh my god what the
220:13
[ __ ]
220:14
really
220:16
like
220:17
if i like you know
220:19
if i do that
220:20
i feel like i do nope i feel like i do
220:22
i've got big shoulders
220:25
anyway
220:26
what about me what about me screams
220:27
feminine
220:36
how do i hire this person
220:38
i don't get it
220:43
trying to call me out on some [ __ ] are
220:45
you trying to call me an egg
220:46
really
220:47
[Music]
220:49
what about me this is
220:51
can i add by the way this is as close to
220:53
why as i ever got to like goth
220:56
this is as close as it ever got
220:59
this is as close as it has ever got
221:02
uh this is like my best gothic
221:04
look by the way specials get screams egg
221:16
you're all screaming i don't get it your
221:18
forehead
221:19
how dare you
221:25
usually they'll just like give you food
221:28
and then leave sometimes they do this
221:29
thing of where they're like this is
221:31
number blah blah right sorry delivery
221:33
man
221:36
i didn't quite have enough money to pay
221:38
for this pete for this double sausage
221:39
pizza how can i repay you
221:42
and i go
221:44
you know i go
221:46
and they uh
221:47
and i grab my i very femininely grab the
221:50
[ __ ] uh you know
221:52
pizza or whatever may i add that i have
221:54
stopped doing that now
221:56
you know what i do now
221:58
i'm just i'm so like
222:01
i'm i've i've been i'm in the area era
222:04
of i don't give a [ __ ]
222:05
i i've i like that one right now you
222:08
could have you might have heard it like
222:10
he pulled outside my house but he wasn't
222:11
getting out the car
222:12
so i'm like amen
222:14
like just hey bro come here
222:17
you got my food give me my food like
222:19
just i'm wearing a skirt and thigh-highs
222:21
i'm talking completely normally you got
222:23
my food
222:24
delivery i went hey man delivery
222:28
and they're like thanks bro and thanks
222:29
bro thanks man see ya
222:31
peace
222:32
and i left it was good it was a good
222:34
interaction i didn't even try it was
222:36
amazing i should just do that oh so
222:39
we're finally at acceptance
222:48
really
222:49
you [ __ ]
222:51
wait
222:52
oh [ __ ] dude i don't like you
222:55
wait this is kind of [ __ ]
222:58
good-looking
222:59
i hate that in my head i went damn
223:01
that's cute but i said kind of [ __ ]
223:03
as a way to preserve my masculinity
223:08
chat the moment you get me talking about
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like
223:11
oh it's so pretty i'm not dude end me
223:14
put the bb gun to my brain i'm
223:17
watching that video is like the butch
223:18
watching the femme lesbian kappa pride
223:20
oh my god
223:25
peace
223:36
the editing is genuinely quite good it's
223:38
rose finn be gone uh
223:42
oh my god i almost choked
223:46
no
223:58
i've seen so many sound effects she was
223:59
never a gunshot
224:01
that's good
224:04
[Music]
224:07
never seen more self-denial in my life
224:13
you guys can say it's denial i just say
224:15
it's telling the truth
224:18
i just say that listen
224:27
what you guys may perceive
224:29
as
224:31
being an egg
224:32
i perceive
224:34
as
224:36
a performance an elaborate performance
224:39
of my twitch channel
224:40
i
224:42
am
224:43
being very feminine at all times
224:46
their video about your inappropriate
224:48
moments is great too
224:50
and um
224:52
you guys
224:55
um
224:57
and then i just like you know
225:00
i just do that
225:01
and actually i'm under the surface
225:05
a very a very manly guy
225:08
you do it without notice
225:10
dead sorry i was trying to be gross
225:13
um that's true not bad anyway um
225:18
oh should i try the pizza thing i'm kind
225:20
of full i'm almost full of just like
225:21
chips okay
225:23
should i try nutella pizza should i give
225:25
you a shall i give you a watch
225:28
of whatever the [ __ ] this is about to be
225:31
because i want to try it before it gets
225:32
cold
225:35
it's nutella on bread man it can't be
225:38
bad it can't be bad it can't be that
225:40
good
225:45
it's 5 000 calories
225:50
tastes like nutella from the little bit
225:52
on my hand it can't be bad there's no
225:55
way all right it looks kind of bad i
225:58
agree it does not look very good
226:01
but it looks like nutella on bread
226:04
okay cheers boys
226:06
i'm trying to grab it without getting
226:08
nutella on my [ __ ] fingers
226:19
[Music]
226:20
it's nutella on bread
226:22
it's nutella on bread man
226:24
that's all it is it's nutella on bread
226:28
but like
226:36
[Music]
226:39
five thousand calories was it worth it
226:42
one every bite five thousand calories
226:44
it's good
226:47
it's definitely not bad it tastes like
226:49
nutella
226:51
[Music]
226:54
it's good bread no cheese on the nutella
226:56
pizza coward
227:05
i do have a paneer wrap
227:08
there is cheese in my wrap
227:11
cheese
227:12
[Music]
227:14
that's gonna be dreadful it looks like
227:16
[ __ ] bruv
227:30
i'm not a fan of that
227:33
i didn't like that that made it worse
227:35
that made it much worse
227:37
oh my god
227:43
it was
227:44
spicy it doesn't work
227:47
that does not work together at all here
227:49
is the video btw so you realize how much
227:52
of a slot you are
227:56
hey don't talk dirty to me jesus
227:58
you might i'm i might just i might just
228:00
i might just uh pop a titty right now
228:04
okay let's see
228:08
uh why is that not like brought up
228:10
anything oh
228:12
okay let's see
228:14
[Music]
228:17
oh pft all the best food look like poo
228:22
this is a different one
228:24
there's a couple
228:26
in the way oh no all right
228:32
mad lad actually did it
228:36
worth it
228:40
[Music]
228:48
orders nutella pizza get pizza is
228:51
nutella non-bread british empire
228:53
confusion also let me know when vr
228:56
streams i'd like to join poggies
229:03
can we make this a 12-hour stream
229:06
oh my god now
229:08
oh my god i've been going for four hours
229:10
what the [ __ ] i didn't even realize
229:12
it felt like two
229:14
[Music]
229:15
he's all nutty
229:18
fanboy orders nutella pizza fanboy
229:21
receives pizza with nutella on it
229:24
fanboy confused it's huh it's i'm
229:27
confused by the general concept of it
229:29
it's not that big of a deal
229:33
think of nutella pizza calories as
229:35
investment into squishy thighs
229:47
i don't know what the [ __ ] going on i
229:49
got sent a bunch of ads
230:10
how'd they [ __ ] film this though
230:13
that's so expensive to film
230:16
all right
230:17
let me stream four hours we realized
230:18
america has just got here [ __ ] duck
230:21
oh cause of the dark is it
230:26
all right this one was the one that i
230:27
wanted to see about the like how big of
230:29
a [ __ ] i am
230:31
oh
230:34
fanboy discovers chewing
230:38
and not just swallowing
230:41
they look great though all right this is
230:43
a pretty large package
231:01
it's not that bad i wasn't that big of a
231:03
[ __ ] i'm i'm fine
231:09
that's what it sounds like when i when i
231:11
uh slap your slap your mother's ass
231:16
many times what was i saying just now
231:29
that's cute
231:32
sorry was the nutella pizza
231:37
oh this is [ __ ]
231:39
yet again
231:48
[ __ ] me
231:58
[Applause]
232:01
[Music]
232:05
what was that one they just murdered
232:07
something
232:11
i don't know what the last one was
232:14
hmm
232:18
some people
232:19
sometimes it just repeats it oh well
232:21
cow guided
232:23
hell yeah
232:25
i'm a big fan of cow dieted as a
232:27
vegetarian i approve this message
232:30
i'm only a vegetarian so the cows don't
232:32
have any food left to eat
232:40
i don't like them what can i say
232:49
so here's why i'm a vegetarian
232:52
um i don't like other people
232:55
um and other people like steak right
232:58
other people kind of have steak if the
233:00
cows ain't got no food to eat i'll eat
233:02
the cow food
233:04
i can't get them to stop eating steak
233:05
because they get all angry but if i
233:07
there is no greater beat drop than to
233:09
drop dead
233:19
buckingham palace has announced the
233:21
death of his royal highness the duke of
233:23
edinburgh
233:24
[Music]
233:32
that's how they announced it in real
233:34
life that's what they really did
233:38
oh my [ __ ]
233:39
yeah i know i remember seeing that when
233:41
it happened
233:43
the hardest drop ever
233:46
because i missed the funny bite
233:50
[Music]
233:51
[Applause]
234:00
[Music]
234:06
oh he lived
234:08
damn i guess they couldn't put it on tv
234:09
if he died anyway um
234:12
hey do you think it's problem do you
234:14
think you talking bollocks [ __ ]
234:18
i get that oh i want to hear your
234:20
opinion on something
234:21
so i get the mick taken out of me um by
234:23
both brits and americans
234:26
uh i get i get the pissed economy
234:28
because uh
234:30
in
234:31
uh for an englishman
234:32
i speak very american
234:34
i get the i get the i get the specific
234:36
nominee from english people about that
234:39
but then for americans
234:41
i don't even get the like oh okay
234:43
they're from america like people think
234:44
i'm from people like think i'm either
234:46
from australia or some [ __ ] like that
234:49
like
234:51
i i get the best of neither of the
234:53
worlds
234:54
british people don't think i speak
234:55
british enough americans don't think i
234:57
speak american enough
235:00
you don't pass dude what am i supposed
235:02
to do how do i appeal to at least some
235:04
audience don't you start saying i'm
235:05
australian
235:06
you sound nothing like a midlander yeah
235:08
no i know i'm not i don't know anything
235:10
but that's a good thing if you ever
235:11
heard anyone from the [ __ ] midlands
235:13
say anything that it's not a good accent
235:16
transatlantic accent yeah i need to
235:18
start doing that like
235:20
like the the radio voice thing or is
235:22
that what that is like it's the um it's
235:25
just how everyone in this like 50s
235:27
talked
235:29
like the whole like hello buddy welcome
235:31
back
235:31
[Laughter]
235:35
i know part of that was something about
235:36
like how the mics only picked up like
235:38
the high pitch of their voice or
235:39
something so everyone sounded like oh
235:42
you know that
235:44
but like that that was a whole accent
235:45
for a while right
235:47
but like everyone just learned that and
235:49
then it tr it's really interesting
235:51
anyway
235:52
try german accent no
235:56
i'm trying to think of something that
235:57
i'd say i only hear it in like radio
236:01
the dialect for hollywood
236:03
hollywood called transatlantic do your
236:05
best brummie voice
236:07
i don't have one i don't i don't i don't
236:10
think i have one like um
236:14
it's not i can't do it i've never even
236:16
tried
236:17
like
236:18
some words come out a bit more brummy
236:19
than others it still happens like but
236:22
it's just
236:24
i think i'd just sound drunk
236:27
like i just sound [ __ ]
236:29
i just sound stupid if i did like some
236:32
words someone's come out bro me
236:34
like
236:35
like [ __ ]
236:36
i don't know like the way the way i
236:38
swear is brummie
236:40
but the way i say brummie isn't brummie
236:42
i don't know
236:44
uh
236:46
i've never actually heard in real life
236:47
anyone with the proper birmingham accent
236:53
that's the typical like thing that
236:55
people the way the way people say oh
236:57
you're from birmingham oh you're from
236:59
blooming
237:01
just listen to ozzy osbourne everyone
237:03
has done it
237:04
now it's time for rose to react to it
237:06
too
237:08
what
237:08
what what
237:10
what
237:12
what
237:15
what
237:17
what is it what have you
237:18
donated incidentally he's called pope
237:20
benedict twenty most defensive jokes
237:23
it's it's by jimmy carr it's not gonna
237:25
be
237:26
i've heard some more offensive jokes and
237:28
i couldn't have been told by jimmy
237:31
incidentally he's called pope benedict
237:32
because he comes with a hollandaise
237:33
sauce
237:36
hang on that's not a hollandaise sauce
237:40
benedict
237:45
as head of the catholic church pope
237:46
benedict is the boss of every catholic
237:48
priest in the world he's effectively
237:49
king of the pedos
237:53
i read about a catholic priest that
237:55
exposed himself so they defrocked him
238:00
is that offensive
238:01
is it offensive it's like
238:05
it's not overly funny
238:08
but like
238:10
fake laugh track nah just do not like
238:12
i've heard the way they record life
238:14
tracks are odd but um
238:18
is that offensive
238:21
semi-offensive
238:22
it doesn't make the list of 20 most
238:24
defensive jokes i've heard way more
238:28
offensive jokes from [ __ ] 14 year
238:30
olds
238:31
that i've heard from that millennial
238:33
humor yeah i guess
238:34
[Music]
238:37
sorceal video thought of finn
238:40
the world changed so much
238:43
like all that the stuff i see on just
238:44
tik tok usually
238:46
like
238:48
i swear if i scroll through tick tock
238:50
it'll take me like maybe 10 scroll
238:52
maybe 5 10 scrolls
238:54
to go from like
238:56
it'll go from like up turns out the
238:58
toaster wasn't waterproof or turns out
238:59
the toaster was waterproof
239:01
and then it just carries on like that
239:03
for a bit
239:04
and then it goes to like
239:06
here's me jumping off a building into
239:08
darkness
239:09
or like and then followed up by camp
239:11
videos um
239:13
let's see
239:15
like okay
239:16
i only know of birmingham because i
239:18
watched peaky blinders it's pretty frogs
239:21
putting on a sandwich
239:23
and this [ __ ] in the
239:34
in
239:37
the
239:38
property
239:48
not in bad interpretation of just how
239:50
everyone in birmingham speaks
239:52
nine months
239:56
[Music]
240:00
we gotta name a child i'm thinking of uh
240:04
we're naming him benjamin
240:07
nice
240:13
we'll call him any
240:17
[Music]
240:34
i thought it was made by um
240:37
i thought i knew that i made that
240:39
shaky tail like that funky cat though
240:43
like i thought that was made by [ __ ] it
240:45
seems like a meme that was made by [ __ ]
240:49
[Music]
240:51
can't just quit the internet how about
240:53
boston
240:56
what about boston
241:01
what happened with boston let's see
241:11
i said bottom accents say this phrase
241:14
out loud
241:15
earn
241:16
and uh
241:18
[Music]
241:36
[Music]
241:41
what the [ __ ]
241:42
like there's those like uh there's those
241:44
like test if you know what they're
241:45
saying
241:49
you know like test if you know what
241:51
they're saying things
241:52
like i've seen a lot from england i send
241:55
them to marisa sometimes because it's
241:56
like do you know what they said at all
241:57
no
241:59
she's getting better at it our aaron and
242:01
i and erin earn yeah they don't like it
242:05
[Music]
242:09
i teach three kids on the spectrum in my
242:11
karate club it's not nearly as funny as
242:14
that meme makes it sound
242:24
[Applause]
242:26
nice not good though
242:29
i i
242:31
i am i just ruined am i ruined by like
242:34
how much offensive [ __ ] that i've heard
242:37
i
242:37
i've heard very few offensive things
242:40
recently
242:41
like my scale topped out when i was like
242:44
12. i heard everything i ever needed
242:46
here
242:47
and nothing like was offensive after
242:49
then
242:51
that's just funny
242:53
this is normal funny 2012 change people
242:56
i think realistically i think like 15
242:58
nothing else was offensive
243:00
like
243:02
like
243:03
it was
243:04
as soon as you get like
243:06
modern warfare
243:07
for me it was modern warfare 3. like
243:09
modern warfare 3 lobbies and [ __ ] that
243:11
caps your scale out and you're like oh
243:13
i've heard everything
243:14
cool
243:16
do yourself a favor and watch this we're
243:18
having christmas at my house
243:20
three months out my cousin calls me to
243:23
discuss her son
243:25
my cousin's son
243:27
which makes him
243:30
someone i couldn't give a [ __ ] about
243:31
anyway
243:34
she calls me up the first thing she says
243:35
she doesn't say hello the first thing
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she says is brayden can't have blue
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what the [ __ ] braden can't eat blue
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foods
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apparently this kid if he eats anything
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with a blue food preservative in it he
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just
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just taps out
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[ __ ]
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seriously don't call your kid bryden
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[Applause]
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i'm i'm very sympathetic to people with
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extreme allergies
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but when they're done oh you thought but
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when the allergy's dumb okay
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listen i get it if you're allergic to
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like
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penicillin
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pass you get a pass
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you're allowed to live
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blue food coloring
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i don't know man
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i don't know
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like
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as someone who's allergic to food
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colorings it does suck
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are you planning on having children
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just shut up finn no
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the uh
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i'm [ __ ] around
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i've never actually met anyone with a
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really ableist
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yes
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i've never met anyone with a really big
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like um
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i've never met anyone with a a really
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bad allergy like that
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i don't know how rare it is like if
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someone says like okay someone's
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allergic to peanut sauce oh it's weird
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that people are like deathly alone
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right
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is it more common to be really allergic
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to nuts like what is it about nuts like
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peanuts that make them like
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insanely allergic
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like people can just die you know
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how is that possible like you don't hear
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much about like like okay [ __ ] grass
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like you can be allergic to grass right
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but it's usually okay it's itchy but
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like what is it about nuts that just
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make you die like all of a sudden like
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why is that allergy way worse peanuts
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are not nuts okay well
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they have nut in it i can show you
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i'll show you a nut
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it's protein in them
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it's a protein in them that reacts
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poorly to our bodies oh [ __ ] what a
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really
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good answer to a question i didn't think
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there was an answer to i thought that
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was just nothing
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that's cool
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i didn't know that and not a singular
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nut dude
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i didn't realize i was coming causing
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this much harm to the populace
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by just releasing this many
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this much nut into the world
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i'm hard at harming so many people
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anything that grows in a pod holy [ __ ]
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legi legends i don't know what the [ __ ]
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that is no not november is lethal no no
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november saves lives actually
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finn fails
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i failed on the first hour i must have i
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wasn't counting it
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the drum
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there's no shot
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did any are you are any of you actually
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partaking in nnn
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honest
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nut crowd right here never stood a
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chance thanks jacob pro nut crowd let's
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go we're all about nut in here boys
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tell me where do you guys nut
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what secret spot do you have that you
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nut in
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uh
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who do you not on perhaps
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french was hard okay let's try some
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german on for size then
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here are five of the longest and hardest
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words
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duet
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it's getting worse though it's got to
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the point where if you wield a nut in
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publix it's like having a live hand
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grenade
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did you just use the frame
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did you just use the phrase wielder not
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i hope this video plays
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if you wield a nut in public
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what the [ __ ]
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[Music]
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oh it's a good gosh most of these videos
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are utterly garbage
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here's some more
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oh
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if
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sorry if you willed a nut in public
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uh
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that's a good point
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oh you thought french was hard okay
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let's try some german
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don't care not precise then here are
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five
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that's the wrong video
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straight up the wrong video i'll play
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that again because that was just
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streamlines being buggy
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it jumped in my face i know you couldn't
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see it but it jumped at my face it
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jumped in my face
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why did it like cut out a scream that's
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where i screamed
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[Music]
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oh my god i hated that so
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much wait if there wasn't hold on i kind
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of want to see something i replayed that
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doughnut by the way because it didn't
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work last time
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p
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i
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r
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a
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k
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p
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p
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jesus christ
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i don't i want to see what the i don't i
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want to test something i want to see
250:23
what the [ __ ] that was anyway rosie's a
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hug dude the half-life alex ah
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i hated that game it's i mean it's such
250:33
a good game but i hated it
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i just like shameless just crashed
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okay [ __ ] it i want to finish my nutella
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pizza anyway um
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okay i'm not gonna finish that but
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either way boys
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i stream for four hours it's been a long
250:52
one i hope you enjoyed me playing vr i
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it really wasn't content for you to be
250:58
honest it was content for me i really
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wanted to just [ __ ] around in vr with
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some mods but
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i'm gonna end it off here i'm gonna gain
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a waistline apparently
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but i will see you in the next one
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peace
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bye boys
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i'm gonna clean up this [ __ ] mess by
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the way i was right the difference of
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hot from this and the extreme i would be
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crying i'd need milk constantly for the
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extreme one with normal heart
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normal level anyway see you boys