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[Music]
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hello
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[Music]
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have we just been wrong literally every
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stream i wrecked
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have you not expected this yet anyway
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hello
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it's me
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i look i look normal i don't look any
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special but i
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hi what is
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my oh that was weird my hair was
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backwards and i couldn't quite figure
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out what the [ __ ] was different looking
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with me
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what the hell
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happy 16 month anniversary i had to rip
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the chair's eyes off i'm so sorry i had
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to rip them off they hurt me um
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basically one of them came off or both
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hell yeah one both of them came off one
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of them stayed around i didn't notice it
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come off but it had turned backwards and
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it glued itself to the back of my hair
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and it made my hair all sticky
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i don't like that so i killed it it's
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never going back on the chair it's time
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for them to be retired it's gotten like
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no bad bad yeah it's not worth it anyway
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so it's it's 19 months
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sticky hair no good
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i have things to
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show you and say anyway so many months
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subbed super glue the ice to the chair
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that makes it even more sticky what if
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it comes off then it's
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up to my
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head
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anyway oh wow now 16 months of madness
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oh wow anyway boys
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i have no makeup on
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um it may be time for doing some cash
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saver in the fact i forget you exist
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sometimes
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ouch
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that hurts
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my 15 months less than three i have a
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monster why am i drinking monster at
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8pm at night
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good question
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i have news long stream
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we'll see anyway
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i have news
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um
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and news anyway i have no 14 months up
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to this fanboy pog
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i i have i am going i am leaving i am
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going to berlin i am going to germany
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today no tomorrow but like morning i'm
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going to germany now i'm not there is
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i'm not going to sleep until i'm in
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germany 19 months i'm in germany i'm
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gonna go to germany i'm gonna go see
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marisa and the christmas market
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i'm going
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so that's fun
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i'm leaving
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i'm leaving forever i'm only going for a
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couple days
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train or plane train you can get a train
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you get a train what the [ __ ] i'm going
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on a plane but you can get a train
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that's cool anyway but um yeah we're
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gonna be doing cool stuff i'm gonna be
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doing like a maybe a baking stream maybe
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a cocktail stream maybe a walk around
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the market stream i don't know
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eurostar mm-hmm
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playing stream any time before you go
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there
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you're gonna be a week before that
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before i go there that's now i'm going
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tomorrow stuff i'm going tomorrow
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i'm streaming now and then i'm going
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tomorrow and then i'm going to stream
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while i'm there
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because maurice has got a desk set up
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for me
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which is going to be cool which one did
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i live here the market the big one the
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big christmas one
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thank you for the 500 subs have you guys
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seen twitter have you guys seen twitter
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recently something cool happened on
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twitter recently would you guys like to
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see my would you guys like to see my
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twitter
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would you guys like to see my recent
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tweet
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would you guys like to see my my recent
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tweet
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that has gone up a lot of likes
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people seem to like this one
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interesting
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is scary these days oh well god damn it
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16 months i'd get less for manslaughter
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okay have a look at what i'm doing
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on twitter gaslighting as of
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recently uh okay
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i i ended up i i lost all the weight
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that i wanted to lose i lost 24 i lost
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24 pounds and that's american pounds not
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british pounds i have uh i i did not
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lose 24 pounds in money oh that's 24
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pounds in weight scroll down i can but
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uh
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i lost i lost some weight
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i lost some weight
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this has been fun
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should i get rid of the donegal maybe
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already
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this has been fun
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i lost weight i'm proud of myself that
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is the best that i'm i that's the best
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i've looked in a good while i look
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better in that photo than i do in real
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life on camera though but uh you know
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these are i was basically trying to
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prove these are fake these are not real
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i'm so sorry
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congrat nice filters yes the um so so
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many filters you know that one filter uh
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that one filter that um changes your
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entire puts your head on to
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uh
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someone else's body that's what i did
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face swap that's what i did this is
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someone else entirely
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this is someone else entirely
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you look like a transgender model
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what do you mean by that what do you
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mean by that what are you what do you
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mean by that
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explain what do you mean by that
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this means friends finn was looking at
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men
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cross it quotably
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anyway uh so yeah that was that i did
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that i lost weight i'm very proud of
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myself
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i'm doing good
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nice photoshop
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someone did find their pre-photoshopped
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image in all fairness
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hold on
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i will find it i'll grab it up for you
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someone did find it
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there you go
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there's the original but um in in my
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defense
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i i guess this guy just hacked into my
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computer or something because i don't
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know how he got that
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but
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you know
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this was upsetting to me i don't know
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how he got this photo
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hey for you looking cute af as always
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keep smiling cause the world is a little
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brighter when you do love you
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you know what sucks is okay
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i just wanted to say today that i'm
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thankful for rose and this community
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also cute topless pic when are you
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getting ears pierced what if i just did
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that and i was a different person like
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what if i just did that
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and like it was i was gone
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wouldn't that be wouldn't that be a good
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a good goof wouldn't that be a fun
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anyway so basically
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what i did was i i if you were if you're
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wondering how i lost the weight all i
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did was realize that oh i don't need
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over 2 000 calories a day while i'm
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doing no exercise and sitting at a chair
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all day i need about a thousand five
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hundred a thousand six hundred
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ish to maintain my weight and i went oh
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okay
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that's why i'm gaining weight
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and then i just stopped eating bread
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and you know i've always i was always
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drinking a ton of water so there was
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that or did i just you know
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drink sugar-free stuff because you know
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that works and yeah i just lost weight
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over time it was easy
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it wasn't easy but still i did it
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bread anyway uh dude i feel like every
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good bit of good news comes with bad
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news
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i was talking about it in a group chat
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today
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every time i ever get good news it's
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always like i always have in the back of
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my head like [ __ ] something's gonna go
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wrong
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because it always does it's it's this
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weird thing with about life
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um
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there's good news and bad news i get to
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go to germany i don't lost a bunch of
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way i hit my wake up it's gonna be fun
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um
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i guess you failed in your stated going
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to call the ear piercing place tomorrow
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then i'm going to germany instead marisa
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it offer that we can go uh
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do
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like waxing in germany and i said that
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sounds
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oh it sounds like i'm gonna burden some
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poor simple bellinian
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uh
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person some poor ballooning woman to wax
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my my awful man legs thank you
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thank you for the good subscriber
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hey thing i saw you not a bikini wreck
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and it gave me the confidence to come
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out of my shell and try makeup and
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dresses so thanks oh yeah i will also be
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trying makeup and dresses today i'm in
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like my default clothes like this is
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just how i am
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this is how i am around the house mostly
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um so
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i'm going to be making myself pretty
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default skin this is
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[Applause]
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this is my default skin anyway i'm just
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like doing i'm playing with
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i'm playing with the the wax from a baby
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anyway so
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thank you for the five gifted subs again
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anyway okay
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um let me let me give you the bad news
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first i'll give you a makeup story time
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okay let's do a bit of makeup
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let's have a fun time while i'm
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describing my bedtime so i get to go to
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germany i hit the white goals i'm
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feeling good i'm feeling i've i'm
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feeling i'm looking the best ever looked
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i think by the way i don't want to lose
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i don't i think i'm stopping at 65 kg
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which is what i'm at now um i used to be
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like 76 kg
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um 76.5 kg anyway so um
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i had like uh
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i okay
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but yeah i lost a bunch of weight i
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think if i go any skinnier it's gonna
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look bad instead of good so i'm gonna
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i'm gonna i'm good now i think i reached
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my my equilibrium any more lost weight
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it's gonna come off my ass and i wanna
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keep that ass you know what i mean that
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thick juicy
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bit honestly the biggest ass i've ever
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seen
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um
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i've never met someone that can compare
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but
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we'll see oh [ __ ] i forgot to wet my
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sponge one minute ah i'm wearing the
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same trousers as to prove it or at least
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the same yeah anyway one minute
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considering this is my default skin i
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wanted to get you guys to pick an outfit
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as well as the makeup by the way so
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i'm just kind of in the most boring
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clothes i own i've even saved like
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leggings off just so you don't get
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biased anyway so um
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what do i just have salt on my desk
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anyway um
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so
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uh
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what is sponge is that no okay so listen
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this is too wet i'm gonna
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put on the ground okay the um
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the bad news however
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is that
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joe i was buying that house remember how
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i wanted to get a house i wanted to move
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into a better area because this area is
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not good
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um remember that
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yeah
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i need to stop telling you things
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before i 100
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know
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that it's gonna happen
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because
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okay
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it's not
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out the way
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but let me quote from a meeting i had
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today because i'd have a meeting about
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it
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with my
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accountant man
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and the mortgage person
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i was told
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listen yeah and the rip dude okay
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f1 n5t less gang
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i was told that
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with the financial situation for it's
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not an expensive house either which kind
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of sucks that this is the issue it's
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financial issue that it was like
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he went
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listen
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finster f1 and n5t yeah
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what you want to do
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is not impossible
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but and then you just side
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so
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i i like to think it's a 50 50 chance
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ugh
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listen man
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rose
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no he said f1 nn5tr
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it's difficult it's a difficult one you
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didn't pay taxes no i pay my taxes i
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always pay my taxes
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but there's so much like
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there's ah
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yeah
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i don't know man
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but either way i might i might lose out
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on the house i might not be able to move
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but
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there's a chance i can go to a different
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one which sucks because i kind of fell
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in love with this other one and it is a
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[ __ ] which is part of the reason why
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it's harder to do because
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people don't want to like
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because i'm i'm not like a millionaire
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right
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mortgage pro mortgage people won't just
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like give you money for for nothing they
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want like a lot of proof that you're
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able to pay back and stuff wow almost at
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the double double digits lol
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19 months pog
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but um
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because it's i love that tweet maybe we
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could do a guy month
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quite possibly i'm glad you enjoyed the
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tweet
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that was a big deal i took that today
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and it was the first like
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safe for work version of like body
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progress picture that i'd taken and i
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showed i showed marisa and marisa was
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like oh you could post that and i was
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like i never thought about posting it
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but
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you're right
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i could
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and then i did
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anyway
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um
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i took one look at um moist criticals
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twitter page
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i went oh yeah
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[Music]
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i'm i'm more ripped than that guy it's
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not impossible so you're telling me
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teresa chance
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yeah that's kind of how i took it but
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it does suck a little bit
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um
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17 months cool face forgot what i was
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saying by the way thank you for the face
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compliment
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he says he's putting on foundation
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actually this is concealer i'm actually
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really not used to putting on foundation
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i haven't done foundation in ages
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because it's i never
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i don't know
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i think that foundation can be bad and
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good sometimes there was that era of
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like youtube and makeup tutorials where
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like
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everyone always just did like full face
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foundation and honestly i don't even
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think you need it
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if yeah if you do
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oh if you i don't know my skin's not
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great but it's okay
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if you have okay skin
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just conceal spots you need to do what
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i'm doing
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[Music]
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what the [ __ ]
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okay i'm fine
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and then
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i do this because this is always a bit
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red
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okay
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so yeah i don't know
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anyway the um
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i'm not a millionaire so i can't just do
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whatever i want and the bank's gonna be
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very very tentative
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about lending money for
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a house that's like
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really not good
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like really bad
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and um so there's a chance i can get a
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better one but the difference is if i
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get a better one it's going to cost more
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money
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and that's that's the issue i'm trying
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to avoid
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but we'll see we'll see we'll see how
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the whole situation works out
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it's
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yeah anyway
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i do need to stop telling you things
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though i need to stop like
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making you involved with my life at all
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times
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anyway
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occupation yes
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they don't like the self-employed which
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is what i am sangpai wore a skirt to
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school the other day and it made poetal
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laugh and imma guy by the way and almost
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femme boy
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[ __ ] yeah
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i mean
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nice
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[Music]
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i [ __ ] hell get your ears pierced in
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germany smile
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german ear piercer they're gonna hurt me
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though they're german they're very
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they're a very um
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i don't know how the germans were doing
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like an ice pick or something f1 n5t peg
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champ
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f1 and n5
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[ __ ]
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okay
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banks never like the self-employed no
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they're terrible not not a good
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situation what the [ __ ] thanks for the
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thousand bits with no message what the
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[ __ ]
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that's so hard you give it a thousand
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bits did
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you trying to say germans are sadists
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yes
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sorry about the home situation bruv
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happy thanksgiving from america land i
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am thankful for one of most poggers
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twitch streamers and top-notch fanboy
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oh yeah what's it like over in the
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thanksgiving land what is it like is it
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cool i was
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uh
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i thought it thanksgiving was near
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christmas
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i thought it was like a christmas thing
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like if you'd have asked me when's
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thanksgiving i would have said like
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[ __ ] december 20th or some [ __ ]
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like i thought they were all next to
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each other
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i don't know is this early
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uh what the [ __ ]
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ah
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what the [ __ ] hold on
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my eyelash god damn it
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[Music]
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thanksgiving is on the fourth thursday
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in november
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i swear to god okay that better not have
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been a chair compliment
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i swear i just like ruined a part of my
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makeup i got to redo this but i swear i
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heard that
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i thought it was going to be another oh
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hi chair it's chair street oh all of you
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are saying chair
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you awful people i'm the star of this
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not the goddamn chair how dare you
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i'm the star of this show here
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why are you so rude to me
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okay
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the [ __ ]
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all right
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anarchy anarchy in my chat
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have you failed no net november
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sort of question is that
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of course i have of course i have what
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am i a goddamn what am i what am i a
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virgin what am i saying
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lose what am i what am i what am i
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many women
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some so many times
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with so many different
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women
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hey rose i might have lost my eyes can
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you please help me see underscore our
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underscore jace and some more please
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restore my vision pretty please what
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does that even mean
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gremlin
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by the
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way why did text-to-speech have such an
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issue with that one
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what the [ __ ]
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why did daniel have such a problem
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reading
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what was that
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by the way i haven't seen the tutu in a
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while perhaps a two-two stream oh you
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mean
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one two two i have no idea where that is
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it's definitely not in the other room or
24:39
anything i had to clean for the vr
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stream so it was like you know
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sorry about that
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i had to do a bit of cleanup for the
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ashram i needed space to walk around in
24:51
the chair would get her ears pierced if
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she took money for it many months ago
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it was not many months ago it was
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two years ago get it right
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i don't like chair anyway
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chair's being awful rude to me recently
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chair like tried chair tried to kill my
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hair recently took out an entire eyeball
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of itself just so i could try and ruin
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my hair
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that is the prefect before photo for
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when you start hrt did you give the bank
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a plan for the capital improvements you
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will make to the house
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also you are not self-employed you own
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your own media company
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i am self-employed though
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i am not a company i own a company
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but i am self-employed
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self-employed and owning a company
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are like comparing apples to oranges
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people own
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companies
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but owning a company is not their
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profession
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finn you need to get your ear pierced or
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stove gonna hunt you in your dream with
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needles
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there's a bunch of [ __ ] like
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the way uk tax works i think i explained
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it before
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if i wanted to buy a house
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i could
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i could do it
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but
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the issue with that is because i am
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self-employed the way the uk tax works
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is that i'd get paid 11 months
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i would get okay let me talk to you
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about the fun topic of tax but i'm gonna
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do it while i do my makeup so it's fine
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listen boys
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i need you guys to pay attention to this
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bit
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so
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um basically
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there's this thing
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in the uk there's this uh tax whatever
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right the hmrc
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you is very cute
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the way that taking money out for
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something that you don't need
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like a house according to the government
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a luxury item that no one really needs
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um
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the way that works is that
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the company gets taxed
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20 in the uk plus an extra 20
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because of v80
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so you're paying 40
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40 tax on the money
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right you donate to me five dollars i
27:26
well okay twitch takes some
27:29
well okay you donate a sub to me five
27:31
dollars
27:32
which is worth five dollars
27:34
twitch takes half so it's 2.50 and then
27:37
i get
27:40
one dollar no wonder
27:42
one dollar and
27:44
1.30
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and then the and then what happens is
27:49
when that one dollar is in my account
27:52
uh and when that one dollar 30 cents in
27:54
my account
27:56
it has to and i say i want to go buy a
27:58
house
27:59
finster wants to go buy a house not
28:01
company but finn still wants to go buy a
28:03
house government says ow
28:06
[ __ ] you
28:07
uh here's what we're gonna do
28:09
because that money is then being paid to
28:12
someone else me finster
28:15
all right
28:16
oh damn
28:18
i
28:20
why did i do the math like that i think
28:21
it's true though anyway [ __ ] thank
28:23
you alexis for the five five gifted subs
28:25
um
28:28
because that money is then getting paid
28:30
to a person thank you for the
28:33
five times
28:34
five dollars
28:36
anyway because that money is now getting
28:38
paid to me a person it gets taxed again
28:40
it gets taxed 32.5 percent um because i
28:44
am self-employed and what the government
28:46
want is a fifth they want 15 of the
28:49
lowest tax bracket plus 15
28:51
as a
28:52
uh
28:53
you i owe you for next year i don't know
28:55
why
28:57
you're mad at me you are the gremlin
28:59
here i should be mad at you you almost
29:02
stabbed me in the eye and you shot me
29:05
not once multiple times
29:08
you gremlin i don't i should hate you
29:10
but i'm a loving chair so i tend to
29:12
forgive
29:14
i don't regret it one bit
29:18
wait i thought i've subbed chair
29:21
so government take it again
29:23
right so government take the money i
29:26
have now paid
29:30
from that five dollars
29:32
i then get
29:36
what would that be
29:39
alexa what is 40 percent oh wait alexa
29:44
alexa what is 60 of
29:46
2.50 cents
29:51
oh [ __ ]
29:57
19 apparently what the [ __ ] alexa shut
30:00
the [ __ ] up
30:01
19
30:02
okay 1.5
30:04
so
30:05
at 1.5 what's what and then what is uh
30:10
68 of that
30:13
attention all viewers after that tell
30:15
finn he is beautiful otherwise you'll
30:17
have bad luck for the rest of your life
30:19
thank you what is sixty eight percent of
30:22
one one point five
30:28
one
30:29
thank you
30:30
so from you every time you gift this up
30:32
i get one fifth the money
30:36
if i'm using it to buy
30:39
a roof over my head so um
30:42
that's fine it's not usually like that
30:44
but that extra bit of tax that's what
30:47
the problem is so
30:49
essentially
30:52
i'm paying a lot it would be very bad
30:54
i'm paying like the majority of my money
30:56
to the government so it's basically like
30:57
buying a house twice
30:59
um it's like okay i can buy a house
31:01
however it's gonna cost you two times
31:03
the amount of money
31:05
as it should like as it actually is
31:07
because half of it's got to go to the
31:09
government because to take the money out
31:11
you got to do that
31:13
i mean i'm going to be explaining it
31:15
very poorly because i'm not an
31:16
accountant and i have no [ __ ] clue
31:17
what i'm talking about but i'm
31:19
explaining it the way
31:20
when i asked him literally you've got to
31:22
explain this like i'm five
31:24
this is what i was told um
31:27
anyway so uh i'm you know the idiot is
31:30
now explaining complex things simplified
31:33
to you even more simplified
31:36
yeah that's fun
31:38
um so that's why it's a big issue your
31:40
media empire needs to relocate its
31:43
official office to a tax haven you would
31:45
still need to pay uk income tax but
31:48
femboy holding llc on the isle of man
31:51
gets to pay massively less tax
31:53
that's true
31:56
so everything gets 40
31:58
tax in the uk
32:04
and then it gets another 32. that's why
32:06
we do dono's that wait which doesn't
32:08
take half and you have a beautiful smile
32:11
nice what is
32:15
okay so i
32:16
i get 60 of whatever the normal downo is
32:19
which is five dollars ten months past
32:21
five dollars thanksgiving from the usa
32:23
you magnificent queen
32:25
it'd be two dollars every five dollars
32:27
you give me i get two dollars if it's to
32:29
me
32:30
because the government want
32:32
the rest of it
32:34
i love the uk i love it dude it's so
32:36
cool
32:37
it's always sunny all the time and i get
32:39
to give i get to spend my money on such
32:41
good courses
32:47
do you see why the government goals are
32:48
so high
32:50
um
32:52
but yeah
32:53
so that's fine
32:55
however
32:57
don't worry
32:59
usually it's only 52 tax
33:05
no 50 53 syntax it's no [ __ ] it's
33:08
usually 51 percent tax in total
33:13
if you go through that company thing and
33:14
then it goes through me and then no no
33:16
but nah taxation is left good point
33:19
um
33:20
sunny in the uk that's a massive curfew
33:22
you've ever had one i've seen the sun
33:24
i've seen the sun in the uk once or
33:25
twice i've seen it before um
33:28
maybe i don't talk [ __ ] about my uh my
33:30
country it's perfect in every way
33:32
um
33:33
we totally didn't do a bunch of [ __ ] in
33:36
history as well i'm very very proud of
33:38
the uk's
33:40
rich history
33:42
of invading everywhere
33:44
um
33:48
what's a tax bracket
33:51
what is a tax bracket what attack now
33:54
just buy a house in the netherlands oh
33:56
that'd be cool
33:58
i mean
33:59
the other option is to just move to
34:00
america but truth be told
34:03
as much as i'm talking [ __ ] i do prefer
34:05
the uk i think the uk is kind of cool
34:08
or at least the more i look at america
34:10
the more i'm like
34:13
i still want to visit america i don't
34:15
know if i want to i don't think i want
34:16
to live there permanently
34:20
you mean the tax racket yes
34:25
moved to germany oh dude berlin looks so
34:27
nice
34:30
marisa surely um just a random town in
34:32
berlin the streets are so clean
34:34
and like
34:35
there are no dead bodies and [ __ ]
34:38
barely any stabbings
34:42
there's quite a difference to birmingham
34:45
having said that my family are here and
34:47
my friends are here so i will stay
34:53
there
34:55
a town in berlin i don't know
34:57
not central i don't know it was like a
34:59
thing in berlin like a small thing the
35:01
lim really is a shell oh it seems nice
35:05
it seems nice uk south africa without
35:08
guns and more stabbing
35:13
what is birmingham ghetto i don't really
35:15
know what the meaning of ghetto is i
35:17
don't think i don't think i know a
35:18
single person
35:20
if you mean bad yes
35:23
just say you are a millionaire the
35:25
government doesn't tax millionaires
35:33
maybe in america in the uk
35:38
before you really wanted to go to the us
35:40
what changed your mind
35:47
holy [ __ ] if i'm getting taxed this much
35:48
[ __ ]
35:50
i shouldn't be a millionaire i'll move
35:52
to america whenever income tax here is
35:54
only two percent
35:57
where
36:00
did you form your own [ __ ] nation
36:03
what [ __ ] where is it two percent
36:07
so here have jeff bezos help pay for
36:10
some of those taxes
36:12
16 months and going strong
36:15
looking lovely as usual love
36:18
thank you
36:19
[Music]
36:21
i'm still working on where that was also
36:23
germany will legalize weed next year
36:26
just saying
36:27
i know actually that was a fun thing
36:30
like apparently okay story time from
36:31
germany apparently
36:33
so the german market which is the reason
36:35
why i'm going to uh berlin like really
36:37
like now
36:39
and not a christmas is there's word that
36:40
they're going to close it um because
36:42
they've closed it in a lot of other
36:43
cities in
36:44
in germany
36:46
so
36:46
i'm going now so i can go and see it
36:49
because
36:50
we have like a shitty version of that we
36:52
call it the german market germans just
36:54
call it the market apparently
36:56
um
36:56
[Music]
36:58
weirdos but i want to go see it because
37:00
we just have like a knockoff version
37:02
uh like a parody version of it so i want
37:04
to go see the original but i don't want
37:06
to like i don't want to miss it when i
37:09
go at christmas because i'm going to go
37:10
christmas as well but i'm also going to
37:11
go now for a few days see it come back
37:13
anyway so um
37:16
basically i'm
37:18
uh
37:21
[ __ ] i completely forgot what i'm saying
37:27
i'm going to germany
37:32
i'm going to germany go see the german
37:34
market uh the government in germany just
37:37
changed over so that new government
37:39
that's in there that's getting weed is
37:41
apparently just like the poor government
37:43
and angela merkel the one that just got
37:44
shifted told [ __ ] nice xd
37:47
nice told the current government they
37:49
should definitely close that goddamn
37:51
german market a new call government went
37:54
now we're going to keep it open for a
37:55
little bit longer uh so i'm in i'm a fan
37:58
of the core government they're getting
38:00
weed and they're keeping the german
38:01
market open so i can eat pancakes and
38:03
warm beer for some [ __ ] reason
38:05
germans what anyway
38:08
that cute empty-headed lazy stem
38:11
anything i do
38:12
anything i do i think gets cool cute
38:14
that little that cute little idiot that
38:17
cute little dumb smooth brain oh empty
38:20
head no thoughts behind the eyes cute
38:22
moment
38:28
eight months pog yeah
38:35
not one thought behind those eyes is
38:36
that
38:38
warm beer i think you misheard warm wine
38:41
okay whatever
38:43
warm alcohol
38:47
i've been told warm alcohol and i know
38:49
germans like beer so i just went oh one
38:50
bit
38:53
sorry for us
38:54
[Music]
38:56
you guys do like beer though
38:57
germans don't drink warm beer
39:00
same thing same thing wine beer
39:03
they taste about as bad as each other
39:05
but i can tolerate
39:07
a couple brands of beer and zero wine
39:10
i've never found a wine that i like i
39:12
haven't reached that point of like
39:14
sadness i mean adulthood i it's never
39:16
happened yet i haven't found the [ __ ]
39:18
my red my rose that i like or whatever
39:21
the [ __ ] they call it it's not good it's
39:23
just never gonna be good i said that
39:25
about mushrooms too and i [ __ ] like
39:27
can i just say that i'm losing weight
39:29
and the pic you posted gave me so much
39:31
motivation to keep going also didn't
39:34
simp whatsoever keep up the good work
39:36
moira
39:38
dude
39:39
uh kailyn um tweeted no joke pop your
39:42
bussy for a real one bby
39:48
i've heard papa titty but i haven't
39:50
heard pop the bossy
39:52
thank you
39:53
thank you
39:54
please don't move to america i don't
39:57
want to go to jail for stalking
40:00
hey dude
40:01
there's no reason why you couldn't stalk
40:03
me now it'd just be harder
40:05
so honestly you're just not as dedicated
40:07
of a stalker
40:09
up your game a little bit how are you
40:10
supposed to succeed in the stalker what
40:12
it's a competitive career
40:14
i don't get how you're supposed to
40:15
succeed if you aren't even crawling
40:17
[Music]
40:20
mulled wine isn't the same as beer we
40:23
have mulled wine in england as well i'm
40:25
aware
40:27
i'm i'm aware that i [ __ ] up i said
40:29
beer on accident but i meant wine
40:31
or i didn't even i didn't mean wine i
40:33
just meant alcohol
40:38
beer sounded funny
40:42
german fan meet
40:45
oh
40:46
no
40:50
it's so awkward every time i ever meet
40:52
people in real life i i have like it's
40:54
like i'm meeting them not they're
40:56
meeting me hey like i have like a oh
40:58
yeah
40:59
like
41:01
how good that is i couldn't do that all
41:03
day
41:09
oh holy [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn bugs gemma
41:13
jim
41:14
thanks jimma gemma gemma what is it 1m
41:16
the thank you thanks for the [ __ ] 15
41:18
month sub dude and this is about thanks
41:20
for the prime welcome to the club
41:22
welcome to that cult welcome to the i
41:24
mean twitch prime thanks nina
41:29
[Music]
41:32
going to germany twice in a month's time
41:34
does not seem like a good way to show a
41:37
bank that you can afford a second home
41:39
just saying
41:40
oh my god i'm not but it's not a second
41:42
home
41:50
it's the second time i have bought a
41:52
house but it's not a second home holy
41:54
[ __ ]
41:54
i can't afford that [ __ ] yeah expensive
41:57
two houses huh ngl boy month sounds
42:00
pretty lit should give it a try sometime
42:03
also streamlabs is big susan
42:07
why what is it done
42:09
what does what is streamlabs done oh do
42:11
you mean the platform streamlabs or do
42:13
you mean just like this current stream
42:15
streamlabs because
42:17
as a platform yes they have been a
42:19
little bit sus recently
42:22
they've been doing things that may i
42:24
people do not approve of
42:37
haven't watched in a while uh did you
42:39
work out your voice yet no
42:42
um
42:43
i should add by the way i think that was
42:45
a miscommunication on those voice
42:47
lessons that i was doing it's not a
42:48
thousand dollars a lesson it's a
42:49
thousand pounds like flat i don't know
42:51
how much a second house costs
42:53
i'm not a politician
42:56
uh
43:02
that was that was funny that was that
43:04
was that was a good adult joke just saw
43:06
the tweet
43:07
daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry
43:13
daddy
43:15
i like the long hair i think it's
43:17
growing on me
43:22
funny
43:23
um
43:27
oh damn
43:30
oh damn thank you
43:32
thanks for the five gifted songs
43:35
thank you dude
43:38
holy [ __ ] joy listen we just had this
43:41
conversation
43:43
thank you for the five dollars
43:48
okay
43:50
but thank you for the [ __ ] subs i
43:51
appreciate
43:53
your
43:54
ideas
43:57
and wanting to make the box go up
44:00
oh damn i'll show you it won't [ __ ]
44:01
happen mines
44:03
it won't [ __ ] happen
44:07
my hand has got less steady what the
44:09
hell
44:16
my hands are getting less steady
44:18
my knees make noises now sometimes
44:21
if i strain them too much and my back
44:24
occasionally hurts what the [ __ ] is this
44:27
what have i got what have i got a case
44:29
of the olds
44:36
can't believe the [ __ ]
44:43
as i said all the good news has to come
44:45
with bad news
44:46
the bad news is constantly that i'm
44:48
getting old 30s knocking
44:50
[ __ ] only nine years away dude
44:53
nine year i forgot how old i was for
44:55
just a split second i forgot how old i
44:57
was did you see that
44:59
[Music]
45:02
you are getting old d
45:08
old for a minecraft youtuber young for a
45:10
crossdresser
45:13
young for a drag queen i guess
45:15
or at least any that i've seen i haven't
45:17
seen many like
45:19
how old is rupaul
45:25
40
45:26
100
45:30
oh 83 no okay i see i don't know what
45:34
you i don't know who's [ __ ] with me
45:35
and who's not 69 that's [ __ ] 60s
45:39
does no one know he's got such a smooth
45:42
face what's up with his face
45:44
60. oh he's 60 he's as old as 61.
45:47
multiple people said 61. okay so he's
45:50
like
45:51
a little bit younger than my dad
45:53
i could definitely make my dad look like
45:55
group chat what cosplay should i make
45:57
for finn
45:58
craygasm
46:00
what cosplay should i make for finn
46:04
[Music]
46:06
if i can cosplay anything or do you have
46:08
me cause a stealth ah
46:13
not something with a crop top listen i
46:15
like my weight and everything but i am
46:17
not shaped like i i am i'm shaped like a
46:20
man i am not shaped like a woman
46:23
um
46:24
[Music]
46:26
army i've got an army thing you can buy
46:29
an army thing off amazon zero to
46:32
follow up in my [ __ ] um
46:36
someone once told me once you hit 25 and
46:39
it's all downhill from there my advice
46:41
look after you knees and back injuring
46:43
either one effectively doubles your age
46:45
nice yeah you start dying at 25 right
46:48
isn't that a thing like your cells stop
46:50
multiply
46:51
faster than you're dying
46:54
like you're just a battery at that point
46:56
losing instead of charging that almost
46:59
21 000 channel points i don't think it's
47:01
a joke anymore oh do you wait till you
47:03
start to hit 100 in the hundred
47:05
thousands
47:08
definitely 2b from nia
47:10
okay i don't know these people
47:15
okay so a good answer to that would be i
47:18
want to look like anime tts is still
47:21
loud from vr stream it's awkwardly loud
47:24
through my speakers i think my neighbors
47:26
can hear the femboy simping no one tell
47:29
me i forgot about that okay it's fixed
47:31
now did i do it it should be fixed
47:33
is it like better now
47:37
wait i mean it would have been good to
47:39
read out i thought that was a message
47:40
thanks for the tier one
47:42
good now okay
47:44
google 2b and you'll get your ammo look
47:48
have you seen the femboy manual on your
47:50
reddit oh the sword person oh
47:55
i could do that i could do this
47:58
i could do this
48:00
i could do this imagine like i have the
48:03
titties you know like i do the titty
48:05
thing i get a sword
48:07
and that's that's something i could
48:08
angle with a photo
48:10
you know they got long arms though i
48:13
long arms what the hell
48:16
not that
48:18
one but i could definitely pull off body
48:21
pillow anyway
48:24
don't scroll too much
48:27
i'm scrolling i'm not on camera but i'm
48:30
scrolling
48:31
i haven't found some
48:33
okay
48:34
i i literally i just found sneaky holy
48:37
[ __ ]
48:38
i i just scrolled enough and i like it's
48:40
not even that far down
48:42
sneaky immediately
48:45
is that sneaky in that [ __ ] photo
48:50
that doesn't even look like sneaky is
48:52
that sneaky
48:53
no that's titties that's a video game
48:57
i'm gonna see it one sec i've got to say
48:59
it one minute
49:01
one minute i gotta see it
49:06
ah that one oh it's christmas okay there
49:09
was last christmas i see
49:12
it's a good one
49:13
solid anyway
49:18
his severe doesn't look like him either
49:21
i don't know dude
49:22
i i feel like i've watched a lot of
49:24
anime i just haven't watched a lot of
49:25
anime with like
49:27
women in it it's usually just men
49:31
what about it anyway
49:33
um it's i just haven't watched much
49:35
anime with like that people do like
49:37
cosplay stuff oh severe from league of
49:39
legends
49:41
again his best look
49:42
the the [ __ ] p the pizza girl one
49:45
best best look double-sided boy and girl
49:48
f1 nnster body pillow when
49:52
uh
49:53
i've been wanting to make that for like
49:54
a year now two years now
49:56
and there's been a plan to do it i've
49:58
been told yes by people and then it was
50:00
like ah okay can't do it like shipping
50:02
costs like shipping a body pillow
50:06
bad not good very hard very hard to ship
50:09
a little to [ __ ] giant body pillow at
50:11
someone also printing it and finding a
50:14
pillow supplier dude you're talking like
50:16
to do it like you'd need to charge like
50:18
120
50:20
per pillow at least and it's like
50:23
it's [ __ ] nuts it's just impossible
50:27
and i and by the way 120 dollars to make
50:30
no profit on it like that's just how
50:32
much it would cost to do what the [ __ ]
50:35
uh does it have any idea what he was pre
50:37
24
50:38
pound loss yeah i was 76
50:42
high 76 kg
50:44
which is i don't know we're missing the
50:46
twitter picture
50:47
feel free to do guy month anytime tbh
50:51
nice
50:52
i did think it was useful to get like
50:54
the [ __ ] the [ __ ] skepticism of
50:56
like vince on hrt he's been doing hrt
51:00
look at him look he's definitely that's
51:02
a woman right there i i found it useful
51:04
to get those rumors out the way
51:07
so that's fine
51:13
oh
51:14
interesting to see what the conversation
51:16
around me turns into
51:18
no it's not like
51:21
hrt skepticism
51:25
i sharpen this pencil now it is really
51:27
difficult to blend
51:29
[Music]
51:33
hey rose one
51:34
thank you so much for streaming today i
51:37
can't be with family so it's super
51:39
helpful for my mental health
51:41
2.
51:42
rose please look up blondie roxas 2b
51:44
cosplay
51:46
oh ok
51:48
i feel like they would have done really
51:50
well also we are the family now
51:52
i am the captain now we are your family
51:55
now
51:57
okay
51:57
i want to say
52:00
blondie
52:02
rocks
52:04
uh
52:05
to be
52:09
let's see
52:12
whoa they did like a full photo shoot
52:13
and everything
52:16
whoa
52:17
holy [ __ ]
52:19
i [ __ ] with the sword a lot nice heels
52:22
too
52:23
hey let's whoa
52:32
there's also that
52:33
uh
52:37
oh they did like a whole photo shoot and
52:39
everything that's sick
52:43
dude my only my only annoyance with this
52:45
is
52:46
like i feel like the most feminine part
52:48
of my face is like my like
52:51
here and up and if i covered that
52:54
it's less feminine i don't know
52:57
gina did it as well everyone has
52:58
cosplayed this character what the [ __ ]
53:02
ah
53:03
let's see
53:07
oh yeah it's on google
53:09
oh yeah look at that wait can i show it
53:12
sometimes with the sometimes with oh my
53:14
god mxr i've been trying to calm myself
53:16
down but i'm kind of finding it hard it
53:19
makes you seem really unaware of how
53:21
lucky you are complaining about how you
53:23
can't afford a second house at the age
53:25
of 21.
53:26
love your content anyway also i'm
53:29
complaining about how i can't afford a
53:31
second house
53:33
uh el you're kind of getting it wrong
53:35
like um
53:36
it's okay i'm not buying a second house
53:39
just to be like
53:40
nice i'm i'm moving i'm not like i'm not
53:43
just like accumulating you know
53:47
my point is i really wanted to
53:49
but i can't
53:51
that's my point like i can't do better
53:52
than this which is in burma but i still
53:55
do like this i'm very fortunate i'm not
53:57
saying i'm not
53:58
the army of houses i'm just going to buy
54:00
a city how much is the earth i'm going
54:02
to buy the earth and be king
54:07
you know i get you uh
54:10
cut myself down but i'm kind of [ __ ]
54:12
at home i seem really unaware of how
54:13
lucky you are dude my guy
54:15
i've like
54:17
okay
54:19
my whole thing is that i'm i'm not
54:22
unaware of the of how much how [ __ ]
54:25
insane my situation is it's awesome
54:28
uh i'm having a lot of fun however i'm
54:30
also not dumb uh i know that like money
54:33
doesn't last forever especially on
54:35
youtube last like five years ten years
54:37
it's not like getting a job as a doctor
54:39
and i'm gonna make a quick tweet of your
54:40
twitter pick are hilarious from the
54:42
utmost down bad to the gender envy i
54:44
haven't seen the quote too actually [ __ ]
54:46
that's fun i'm gonna go on the court
54:48
suit to that
54:50
okay i'm gonna go on the quote tweets
54:51
and see what the [ __ ] people are saying
54:52
because it's kind of funny okay but yeah
54:55
like um i'm i'm yeah i'm aware but the
54:58
i'm trying to make sure that i can you
55:01
know afford to live after you know as
55:04
soon as i turned
55:06
25 stuff's gonna start going downhill
55:09
i'm gonna get a chad jawline right and
55:11
i'm gonna grow a beard i couldn't shave
55:13
fast enough the beards are gonna
55:14
constantly grow that's what happens when
55:15
you age as a man
55:16
um and i'm gonna get really ripped
55:19
have you ever seen uh arnold dude every
55:21
dude looks like that after age 24
55:24
age 25. so as soon as that happens i'm
55:26
not gonna be able to do the fanboy thing
55:28
anymore right it's gonna be impossible
55:30
what the [ __ ] is he called
55:32
hey dad i'm live streaming what is it
55:34
don't say anything bad
55:40
okay
55:41
okay i'll talk to you after
55:43
i'm streaming
55:46
my dad money oh no he owes me money
55:48
because we got a birthday present for my
55:50
mom together look out mom look out mom
55:53
i'm getting you a birthday gift birthday
55:55
gift a [ __ ] christmas gift
55:57
surprise i bet you didn't realize that
55:59
your christmas gift was coming anyway
56:02
using that later on the beard oh
56:04
that's oh my god have you ever plucked a
56:06
chin hair
56:09
oh anyway um does your dad approve of
56:11
what you do yeah way to ruin the
56:13
surprise
56:15
look out mom i'm getting you a christmas
56:17
gift
56:20
[Music]
56:21
oh my god get your face out lasered oh
56:26
no i want to grow a bit at some point
56:28
anyway
56:29
phoebe here
56:31
have you seen the fanboy manual i
56:32
created in fin art and read it no
56:35
that wasn't my i didn't realize there
56:37
was a tutorial but no i have not your
56:40
strategy is turning as
56:42
your strategy is turning as uh
56:45
as all gay and then you'll be a normal
56:46
dude later on i'm a little simple anyway
56:48
yeah um but
56:50
yeah you know like
56:55
yeah
56:56
i want to move that i don't want to i
56:58
don't want to seem like uh you know
57:01
hassan here i'm not buying a
57:02
multi-million pound house i'm buying a
57:05
normal house
57:07
and well
57:10
it depends if you're american i'm buying
57:12
a very sad house in fact you want to see
57:13
the inside of it
57:15
have i ever showed you i can show you
57:16
the inside i can't show you the outside
57:18
um do you want to see the house that i
57:20
can't
57:23
see the house that i can't buy let's see
57:25
i'll show you how bad it is i don't
57:26
think i've ever showed you it have i
57:29
did i ever show you how bad it was
57:32
let's see
57:35
yes i'm drinking whiskey baby i'm gone
57:38
tonight okay
57:42
why can't i not find it
57:44
um i'm gonna have to search this up
57:48
okay i've got to search this up
57:49
um
57:55
one minute
57:57
okay
58:03
i found it
58:07
can i get you this like
58:09
without [ __ ]
58:12
can i open a new tab yes i can
58:16
okay
58:17
i just couldn't miss the opportunity to
58:19
share here's the house and by the way
58:21
this is the photos these the estate
58:23
agents took right so that the absolute
58:25
best versions of this could be so
58:28
there's uh there's black mold in the
58:31
corner do you see that down there
58:33
there's some black mold in the corner
58:34
it's everywhere by the way it's there
58:37
it's in every corner of the room it's
58:39
behind this thing the floors are all
58:41
squishy
58:42
um a dude died in
58:48
here this is the house they can't afford
58:55
so hold on it gets better uh let me get
58:58
you more pictures one minute
59:00
um
59:04
surprised i never actually showed you
59:05
these
59:07
because like it is funny
59:10
it's a bit sad
59:12
uh here's the next room again this
59:15
entire carpet mush of black mold you
59:18
can't actually live in this right now
59:20
um this is
59:21
single like you could throw a you could
59:23
just like flick this window it would
59:25
break
59:26
horror movie house yeah yeah so like oh
59:28
yeah there's there's more there so
59:30
there's there's mold there the wood's
59:32
rotting away
59:33
uh there's still this stuff this this is
59:35
an awful shape everything's like
59:37
really bad there's more mold in the
59:39
corner up there damp i think this is
59:42
instead of mold
59:43
on the radiator make a fake sword for
59:45
the cosplay out of steel and sharp but
59:48
from a low carbon steel that can't be
59:50
heat treated and therefore isn't usable
59:52
for combat
59:53
oh also can i add this gets
59:56
so much worse
59:58
so much worse um
60:00
open a new tab
60:03
okay all right so here's the
60:06
can i show this
60:10
all right here's the garden
60:12
actually quite nice i [ __ ] with this
60:15
since a lovely chat member made a bing
60:16
maybe you might could you please add it
60:18
to the stream oh and can we get some
60:21
more remotes my guess is that some chat
60:24
members are willing to make some emotes
60:26
if you ask for them yes
60:29
let me show you this [ __ ] though um this
60:31
is asbestos
60:34
it's asbestos have you ever heard of
60:36
asbestos chat
60:38
yeah
60:39
uh anyway so that's asbestos this is uh
60:42
you can't see it this little roof there
60:44
it's actually metal so it's a little bit
60:45
okay it's also leaking so this all needs
60:48
that would be you know awful anyway next
60:51
uh
60:52
it gets worse every one of you want to
60:54
see the worst one you want to see what
60:56
my office would have been
61:01
this is where the office would have been
61:09
it is
61:10
horrific uh mold
61:13
everywhere
61:14
mold
61:15
mold
61:16
[ __ ]
61:18
more mold the carpets raggedy the
61:21
ceiling is a [ __ ] fire hazard that's
61:24
just styrofoam glued to the ceiling by
61:26
the way
61:27
there's a mickey mouse drawing on the
61:29
wall from 1900
61:32
um
61:33
all of this wall is speckled with just
61:35
like damp you see this what you can't
61:38
see is the equivalent of that wall there
61:41
which is uh i'm pointing to it on the
61:43
image like this wall right
61:46
just
61:48
if i could put it lightly
61:52
i could put it lightly
61:55
madman drawings like
61:57
just
61:58
sketches there's a big face on the wall
62:01
it's creepy as [ __ ] it i don't remember
62:04
i don't know what it's useful but like
62:05
the only thing missing from that house
62:07
is lead pipes don't buy it
62:12
funny you say
62:15
uh it's it was built in the era of lead
62:18
paint and it hasn't been changed since
62:22
so
62:22
anyway so we want to see that you want
62:24
to carry on you want to see the next
62:25
ones anyway uh let's see more
62:28
uh okay
62:30
you want to see the oh okay this isn't
62:32
that bad let's see hold on
62:35
uh
62:36
open a new tab okay here's the kitchen
62:39
there's the kitchen it's beautiful it it
62:42
this photo makes it look better than it
62:43
actually is because you can't really see
62:45
like that like cracked walls everywhere
62:47
there's the lead pipes um
62:50
the floors like all of this is just
62:52
awful there's more like damp there it's
62:55
tile so it's not mould but
62:57
easy to remove the window frames like
63:00
this is all bad that's not even a real
63:02
vent
63:03
so it just like con you know
63:06
change your clothes can't be wearing
63:08
these ugly clothes
63:10
uh
63:11
no oh yeah i'm in the default so i will
63:14
um
63:16
this is like
63:18
this one's probably the best photo of it
63:22
like the stairs carpet is actually all
63:24
right this carpet is awful though
63:28
on disney plus
63:29
i think if you grew a beard you would
63:31
kind of look like paul mccartney if paul
63:34
mccartney wore satin and lace bra and
63:37
panties
63:38
i love your streams
63:40
don't ever stop
63:42
yeah and the the carpet is like really
63:45
dirty and i'll give you an interesting
63:46
story also there's like smoker like you
63:48
know when a smoker lives in a house like
63:50
it gets all yellow yeah
63:53
anyway so basically the reason why the
63:56
downstairs is actually more grubby than
63:58
the like the more dirty than the
64:01
oh
64:01
there's i bet you there's not even a
64:03
photo of the bathroom
64:06
oh there is there's a photo of the
64:08
bathroom but oh my god the bathroom
64:10
genuinely made me gag but they don't
64:13
show you how bad it is on the photos
64:14
that whole house is toxic waste nuke it
64:17
from orbit okay there's more okay this
64:20
bathtub doesn't have a bottom
64:22
it's rotted through the bathtub doesn't
64:25
have a bottom of it
64:27
so here's what the thing was the guy
64:30
that lived there was an old [ __ ]
64:32
apparently like he snipped the wires of
64:34
his neighbor's internet because it went
64:36
onto his property line like like a few
64:39
centimeters like
64:40
the cable ran
64:42
and then he just snipped it because he's
64:44
a dick
64:46
he didn't let the neighbors extend their
64:48
house which is like you're just allowed
64:50
to do that in the uk unless someone says
64:51
like [ __ ] you no me as a gender fluid
64:54
person can i look as beautiful as you
64:57
yes if you try hard enough and you learn
65:00
makeup as well as i do um but okay look
65:03
at this look at this i want you to
65:05
notice something about this all right
65:06
look at this okay so i want you to
65:08
notice the lighting conditions right how
65:11
the shadows not that harsh but tell me
65:14
why
65:15
i would like you to tell me why even
65:16
though look at the shadows not very
65:17
harsh at all right
65:19
tell me why
65:20
this is just black
65:24
just
65:25
you can't even make out detail black is
65:28
because guess what this is i don't know
65:30
if you've noticed this yet but this is a
65:32
carpeted
65:34
bathroom it's a carpeted bathroom with a
65:37
moisture problem
65:42
with a bathtub that has been rotted
65:45
through
65:47
with a boiler from 40 years ago if you
65:51
know boilers that's a [ __ ] old boiler
65:54
it's just a metal pressurized tank
65:57
it looks like a it looks like a propane
65:59
tank but with a bunch of hoses coming
66:01
from it it's a how it's awful you wanted
66:04
this house because
66:08
because it's in a better area
66:10
like genuinely that's the state of
66:12
anyway so
66:15
okay anyway um
66:18
the reason why the downstairs is
66:20
actually a little bit like okay the
66:23
upstairs like this just seems like it's
66:26
been left right like no one's [ __ ]
66:28
touched it and it's just got bad like if
66:30
you just left your house for 20 years it
66:31
would do this
66:33
the downstairs is bad it's a fixer-upper
66:36
the downstairs is bad because that was
66:38
the only flaw that was being used
66:42
so
66:44
basically what happened was the guy was
66:45
so old he had like a living carer and
66:47
like people would hear the guy yelling
66:49
at the carer i spoke to the neighbors
66:50
about it
66:51
because he was just eating a curry
66:53
that's nearly as spicy as your twitter
66:55
pic
66:57
thank
66:58
you a good compliment uh but yeah so he
67:02
would just like the guy was just an
67:03
[ __ ] just yelled at this poor lady
67:04
that was looking after him um like all
67:06
the time so
67:08
he'd like uh what's it called so he
67:10
barely used the upstairs
67:12
um ah
67:14
and yeah
67:15
so probably
67:17
so
67:18
yeah anyway did i ever explain why i
67:20
wanted this haunted house um
67:23
the reason oh there's another one hold
67:25
on here's the here's the bedroom i would
67:27
be sleeping in
67:28
here's the room i'd be sleeping in not
67:30
too bad when you look at this and then
67:31
you start to realize what's behind the
67:32
camera
67:36
it's all bad you know what's funny this
67:38
carpets just laid on top of it to cover
67:41
the floorboards because they're that bad
67:42
and look again the walls are yellow
67:44
because of the smoking and stuff it's
67:46
literally when i say that when i say the
67:48
the ceilings are literally styrofoam
67:51
it's literally styrofoam like keeping
67:53
this light on would be a fire hazard
67:55
genuinely
67:56
um
67:57
anyway
67:58
so the reason why i wanted this house is
68:00
that it's close to my parents
68:04
not to speak ill of my dad or anything
68:06
but they're getting older they're like
68:08
retired or my dad's retirement age my
68:10
mom really wants to retire
68:11
you know i want to be able to look after
68:13
my parents like a lot of the money that
68:15
i make here goes to like my dad and
68:17
stuff even though
68:19
i hope he doesn't watch this [ __ ] but
68:20
like you know i want to help him through
68:22
retirement and [ __ ] like that he didn't
68:24
save much money anyway so
68:26
um
68:27
doing that uh i'm lucky enough that my
68:29
mom's pretty much got her her finances
68:32
in order
68:33
but i she hates her job and [ __ ] so
68:35
she'd like to retire be good if i could
68:37
help her out
68:38
um my sister's about to leave uh
68:41
what's it called my sister's about to
68:43
leave uh she's like she's 16 so she's
68:46
gonna be like going to uni and whatever
68:49
soon
68:50
and you know i want to be near my
68:51
parents i don't want them to just feel
68:53
like alone in the house um and it's
68:55
again we're not living in the best area
68:58
just generally and this is a house near
69:00
them that was available that wasn't
69:03
half a million pounds you know like
69:08
i it would you know i wanted this thing
69:11
because even though it was even though
69:12
it's so [ __ ] even though it's so
69:14
[ __ ] dreadful
69:16
um
69:17
i really wanted it
69:18
because you know
69:22
it'd be nice i it's a little bit bigger
69:24
of a garden it's next to the woods i
69:25
could get a dog so yeah sorry i don't
69:28
want to be i don't want to be like
69:30
i want to be
69:32
i don't know
69:33
just rip everything out and rebuild
69:35
yeah if i had 150 grand to throw at it
69:37
we did the maths on it it would be 150
69:39
grand to rebuild the house
69:41
um then we would do that but we'd
69:43
basically just be
69:44
we'd make it like nice obviously we make
69:46
it like like this you are a keeper here
69:48
to support your fam
69:50
what's the point if you don't though you
69:52
know like you need someone
69:54
i don't have a kid
69:56
and i just got like thrust into this
69:58
position where i got like super
70:04
holy [ __ ] i don't want to get emotional
70:06
holy [ __ ] dude i only woke up half an
70:08
hour ago
70:10
seems i missed beautiful topless
70:11
flat-chested ladies and instead had to
70:14
look at the snake in the property snakes
70:16
and ladders game fml
70:18
[Music]
70:22
the nice part of birmingham is the road
70:24
out of birmingham
70:26
yeah
70:27
yeah
70:29
but um yeah it's funny i can't tell you
70:32
where this house is obviously i don't
70:33
want anyone finding me but like um
70:35
most people that live around here are
70:37
like you could they name it after
70:39
something that's near it so they're like
70:41
i don't know the banker doesn't want to
70:43
loan you money for this is because they
70:44
can't be sure you will repair the house
70:46
enough to cover the cost if you default
70:49
yeah
70:50
it it's it's a lot with that and it's a
70:52
lot we're just genuinely they've got a
70:54
point um it's a very expensive house so
70:56
close to that baby i can feel it
70:59
love you f1 n less than three
71:02
oh yeah thank you
71:04
but um yeah i wanted a dog
71:07
and you know my parents did a lot of uh
71:10
gold you know my parent my parents gave
71:13
me a lot my parents like supported me
71:15
through [ __ ] all this [ __ ] they
71:17
they're good with me doing this which is
71:19
pretty epic and also like they did my
71:22
parents let me drop out of [ __ ] my
71:24
parents let me drop out of uh
71:26
of school
71:28
just because i wasn't happy there
71:30
have [ __ ] calls i mean okay they i
71:32
had to convince them but like you know
71:34
i was like so unhappy doing it i was so
71:37
sad all the time that they let me leave
71:39
because they were they they didn't even
71:40
care about like you know [ __ ] oh my
71:42
boy's not gonna become a doctor i'm not
71:44
gonna i was never gonna become a doctor
71:46
but they let me drop out just purely for
71:48
a mental health reason
71:50
and like dude what parents would do that
71:52
that's so nice of them and then they
71:54
like and then they com completely
71:55
supported me doing the youtube thing
71:57
even though there was no guarantee it
71:59
was going to work out
72:01
i i owe them a lot i owe i owe my
72:03
parents a lot for that you know i really
72:07
couldn't have got better
72:09
like you know
72:16
look
72:18
look how dropping out of school got you
72:19
yeah
72:20
no it was good i it was a great it was
72:22
the it was easily the best decision i've
72:24
ever made
72:25
um
72:28
yeah
72:29
it would have been a good decision even
72:30
if i didn't do like so well at this it
72:32
would have been a great decision
72:34
just because like
72:37
i didn't come here to cry me neither
72:39
stop you're doing a good thing for your
72:41
parents you've found a niche in an ocean
72:44
of content creators she is buddy
72:47
yeah do they still watch your streams i
72:49
don't think they watch my streams but i
72:50
think they well they'll occasionally pop
72:52
in there's a good chance my dad's here
72:54
and lurking or something or ruby's here
72:55
and lurking but they watched the
72:57
highlight of birmingham is grim have you
73:00
seen the aston expressway
73:03
[Music]
73:06
he's got a point every train out of
73:08
birmingham's groom as well
73:12
not to be sappy but it's good if you to
73:15
think of your family you'll you're an
73:17
upstanding lad proud to support you bruv
73:20
thanks
73:25
yeah you know
73:27
my dad also does clean my house so
73:30
he does throw away my trash sometimes so
73:32
like i will give him that as well
73:34
they they he still helps out
73:37
my dad helped me build my dad took down
73:39
the shed with me as well he's just
73:40
always around for like little projects
73:41
and [ __ ] he's such a fun dude i i it's
73:44
so it like i got my mom on stream and my
73:46
mom's like the one uh my mom's like the
73:49
proper lady of the house and then my
73:50
dad's like just
73:52
like that's the fun one uh no my mom is
73:55
very fun sorry mama
73:58
but like my dad's still like what's it
74:00
called the
74:02
slightly irresponsible
74:03
bank for a construction to permanent
74:05
type mortgage it include money in the
74:08
initial loan to repair the property but
74:10
requires plans for renovating be part of
74:13
the deal also please say you have
74:15
shopped around for banks yes i have a
74:18
mortgage broker that's very good they're
74:20
also very cheap get yourself get
74:22
yourself a mortgage broker if you can
74:23
spend like literally a hundred pounds
74:25
get them thank you for explaining why
74:27
you wanna buy this house if you like
74:28
thousands i'm sorry i misconstrued what
74:30
you said as what i thought you are a
74:32
good sun slash daughter much love
74:37
it was so nice
74:39
it was so nice and the daughter god damn
74:41
it
74:44
first you spoil a christmas present then
74:46
you call it not fun so sorry to monster
74:48
oh no i'm sorry mom i didn't spoil the
74:50
christmas present though and she is very
74:52
fun um
74:54
but yeah
74:55
also my mom's the easiest to buy
74:57
christmas presents my dad is impossible
74:58
to buy christmas presents for my mom
75:01
literally just says all year what she
75:03
wants and my dad
75:05
just says get him chocolate
75:07
hugs or socks that's it
75:13
stuff i see it uh thanks joe thanks
75:16
jerry thanks oh what the [ __ ] this
75:17
hearts now thank you for the seven
75:19
gifted subs since how was that heart
75:20
that's nice
75:22
thank you to supporting parents
75:29
thank you
75:31
thank you dbbs
75:33
holy [ __ ] dude thanks for the 100
75:35
[ __ ] dollars
75:37
i need to stop swearing as much thanks
75:38
for 100
75:39
thank you for the freaking hundred
75:40
dollars
75:41
uh no don't worry stuff i see you
75:44
but uh i mean technically
75:47
stuff you probably shouldn't worry about
75:48
it much considering the issues
75:50
surrounding it it'll be fine
75:53
but uh yeah
75:58
i can't believe you're [ __ ] swearing
75:59
i'm freaking swearing holy shoot
76:03
thanks stuff
76:04
okay
76:06
is there gonna be a
76:08
bm dono goal
76:11
there's just a thing to do bm
76:13
like boy month
76:15
do you mean boy month quit freaking
76:17
swearing i'm gonna make a conscious
76:19
effort not to swear
76:20
women i don't know
76:24
i i'd be paying you to do a to do a boy
76:26
month
76:27
shirtless boy month goal no i can't do
76:30
that on twitch that's why i tweeted it
76:31
and did it on twitch
76:33
zillow texas houses no
76:38
can mention he want to have you on pko
76:40
again
76:41
when and i'd be down
76:43
if they invite me on i'm down i don't
76:45
know where did he mention it on what's
76:47
it called i don't think i did that great
76:49
on pko i think it was we got really
76:51
caught up in like explaining my life
76:54
so we didn't get to talk about like just
76:56
fun [ __ ]
76:57
yeah stop freaking swearing too you
77:00
salute i couldn't i can't i i ca you'd
77:04
ah i got no other i got no other word
77:07
for for that one
77:09
girl decade
77:11
too much too far too much money
77:13
it was one of the better episodes in
77:15
recent months
77:16
really
77:17
i feel like we didn't like
77:19
i don't know
77:20
it was very it was fun to be on it was
77:22
[ __ ] awesome it was really fun to
77:23
talk to the guys but like
77:26
i don't know
77:28
it passes away
77:31
also supporting your family is great but
77:34
don't worry about swearing it's cute
77:36
when they come out of such a good girl
77:41
thank you no i want to try it i want to
77:43
try it just for me
77:44
i want to get back into it because i
77:46
used to i used to have i cut out my
77:48
swearing completely when i started doing
77:49
minecraft like i just was fine with it
77:52
like i it just got phased out my
77:53
vocabulary like
77:55
there's a few words that just get phased
77:57
out
77:58
and for a while when i was just
77:59
recording minecraft videos it got
78:01
completely phased out right postal
78:03
pre-up
78:06
post
78:07
wait pre wait which one's first pre
78:11
what up
78:15
technically aren't we all pre-operation
78:19
aren't we all pre-op
78:21
you said poster true
78:23
i actually got my dick shortened you are
78:25
giving my life joy for many months now
78:28
and now that parents thing
78:30
how can one not like you
78:32
greets from dresden
78:35
dresden
78:36
how can one not like you wouldn't it be
78:38
good if i just went like you've sent me
78:40
the sweetest thing how can someone not
78:41
like you greech from dresden i just took
78:43
the piss out away from or something or
78:45
your name
78:46
like just anything just immediately
78:49
started being mean
78:50
but thank you for the five dollar five
78:52
dollars and sixty cents wow that's a
78:54
dumb amount to donate that's stupid you
78:56
should feel bad
78:57
um
79:00
dresden 45 moment
79:03
i don't know what dresden is where is
79:04
that
79:06
i got my wisdom teeth removed did that
79:08
kind of post up yes your post up okay if
79:10
you've ever been through an operation
79:12
you'll post up germany oh [ __ ] yeah i'm
79:14
coming to your country baby no your city
79:16
though
79:17
um
79:18
east germany
79:20
nice
79:22
nice
79:26
150 kilometers south of berlin oh that's
79:28
pretty that's pretty
79:30
far
79:31
does birth count as an operation
79:33
no it's an operation on on someone else
79:35
not you
79:37
although if you're a c-section baby like
79:39
me yeah no it was an operation on
79:41
someone else it was i was a c-section
79:43
baby
79:45
uh so that completes my streak of never
79:48
once touching a vagina
79:57
sorry
80:13
i've never had an operation
80:15
so that's that's my uh
80:20
oh you wanna know a fun thing ever since
80:23
i lost some weight
80:24
i've got this so i was talking to marisa
80:27
about this and i noticed like every now
80:29
and then i'll get linked to like a
80:30
thread of like comments about me or like
80:32
someone will take a screenshot from
80:33
[ __ ] 4chan and listen
80:36
i'm pleased to announce
80:38
that
80:39
i used to be called
80:41
chubby crossdresser an only chubby craft
80:43
dresser
80:44
and now
80:45
i am being called chubby cross-dresser
80:47
by some people but also a skeleton from
80:51
others
80:52
oh damn
80:53
but now they're calling me skinny so
80:58
it's kind of a win thank you alexis for
81:00
the five give me the tips so i'm kind of
81:01
winning
81:05
i'm doing good i'm uh
81:08
officer you could say you could say i'm
81:11
uh
81:13
skeleton legend
81:14
as i am just skin and bone me
81:18
just
81:19
awful
81:20
[Music]
81:22
my god
81:24
i just wanted to say that you are the
81:26
one that somehow helped me see that i am
81:29
genderfluid so a big thank to you and
81:31
continue like that you're the best i had
81:33
a tough burp you know one that doesn't
81:35
quite come out all the way
81:37
thank you the um i finish and ultra
81:39
virgin didn't even touch puss on the way
81:41
out
81:46
i i
81:48
i'm sorry i must have seen it that's
81:49
gross
81:54
thanks for the money uh
81:57
bad yeti i'm glad i managed to get you
81:58
to uh to discover yourself
82:00
anyway um bro you're in a skeleton i can
82:03
literally see my pulse and ribs oh pulse
82:07
and i'll say i'm aware but love yours
82:10
it is interesting now i'm getting both
82:12
sides of the insults which means roughly
82:14
i'm in between right like clearly so i'm
82:17
good i'm i'm
82:18
being in between
82:20
skinny and chubby is a good margin to be
82:23
chubby woman
82:24
loses weight
82:25
happy that problem is solved.not
82:28
nice
82:33
fanboy center yes
82:35
finn the chubby skeleton you could also
82:37
seven months pog did i forget to tell
82:39
you about our baby lol
82:44
that's a really worrying thing to ha to
82:46
hear hey hey finn did i forget if i got
82:48
that message from anyone else chassis oh
82:50
my god i would panic there's
82:53
the the frey side did i forget to tell
82:55
you about the kid
82:58
they're two months old now thank you we
82:59
haven't got we haven't named it though
83:00
chassis
83:02
you can't be called skeleton those
83:03
people have not seen eugenia
83:05
oh let's be let's not get into that
83:10
ten months just saying that listen
83:13
i'm getting both sides of the hate now
83:15
which is different to just getting one
83:16
side which is quite good
83:18
anyway
83:20
but for real you're so pretty slash
83:21
handsome
83:23
i've been dude cue them cue the stream
83:26
where i said i want at least one photo
83:28
of me
83:29
where i look really good like manly
83:32
right you know where i look like [ __ ]
83:34
shirtless whatever right
83:36
i don't necessarily have a i don't have
83:38
a six pack or anything but i i've got a
83:40
two pack you know
83:42
it's definition on both sides i've got a
83:44
two pack i'm all right with that
83:47
if you want to do boy month how about
83:49
you pay us five girl months for it
83:52
how dare you
83:55
oh my god
83:58
a two pack you're a rapper
84:00
yeah keeping him in my stomach
84:04
uh i've got a six pack in the fridge
84:06
good point i've got a
84:08
12 pack in the fridge
84:09
of sparkling peach flavoured water with
84:12
no calories
84:15
uh heroes you made it into the twitch
84:17
rewind 2021
84:19
twitch rewind
84:21
there's a [ __ ] twitch rewind since
84:23
when who makes that
84:25
that's cool i guess
84:27
i don't believe you but that's cool
84:31
yep
84:32
yep why is everyone saying yup what is
84:34
it twitch rewind gross
84:36
what is it
84:37
i gotta know what it is i'm gonna google
84:39
it twitch
84:40
rewind
84:42
oh it's a [ __ ] okay it's a search
84:44
term
84:47
by top cac oh this guy
84:50
holy [ __ ] it's 15 minutes long so i just
84:53
try and skip to where i
84:56
am okay
84:58
it's this it actually is on youtube
85:00
that's kind of cool
85:05
i don't know where the [ __ ] it is the
85:07
clip oh is it on reddit it's on our
85:09
reddit okay one sec i'll see
85:12
why don't i have a tab for this
85:14
reddit okay
85:16
i'm gonna find it
85:19
15 oh okay now you tell me 15 12.
85:23
wait so it's at the very end okay
85:27
a minute is not going to tell me much
85:30
so i can do it oh
85:32
smell good
85:33
that's the clip
85:36
what's gonna be that
85:42
i'll take it i got better i got better
85:48
[ __ ] you twitch rewind i'm awesome and i
85:51
can do it every time
85:54
look at that
85:56
it's because i'm not wearing it it's
85:57
because i'm not wearing fake nails now
85:59
accounts in operation
86:03
he trends himself holy [ __ ] hey bro
86:05
where's the skirt dude i wanted you guys
86:07
to pick an outfit as well that's why i
86:09
only got my hair down i want you guys to
86:10
pick a style sorry i've been talking
86:11
about random [ __ ] for so long
86:16
what the [ __ ] is that as pen knife or a
86:18
swiss army knife you just named the the
86:20
two of the exact same thing is just
86:22
different versions and it's neither of
86:24
them
86:27
it's a called a ball of butterfly knife
86:30
you may have
86:31
thanksgiving skirt
86:33
what's that i just wear a turkey just
86:36
step into a turkey
86:38
it's a butterfly knife but it's not a
86:40
real knife it's a trainer so i can just
86:42
i can do [ __ ] like this
86:45
and catch the
86:46
blade of it
86:47
without
86:48
without worry
86:50
it is very heavy though so it does it's
86:53
all it's made out of solid steel so it's
86:55
quite
86:56
weighty if i drop this on my toe it
86:58
break
87:01
best editor one hell yeah
87:04
uh surprises oh okay
87:08
uh look at posting five in our slash
87:10
finster
87:12
posting five i don't know what posting
87:14
five is
87:16
uh
87:20
read it
87:22
okay let's see
87:23
i mean this would be a wonderful time to
87:25
don the tutu also can we get a donno
87:28
goal
87:30
for what
87:33
he gave us this for free you're welcome
87:36
should have should have charged for it
87:38
could have charged for it
87:40
what a better idea that would have been
87:42
let's go to supply now
87:44
okay this is live
87:47
ah there it is
87:49
advice if you can't get a girlfriend
87:50
become the wife [ __ ] yes
87:55
what the hell who's haines
87:58
what the [ __ ] what's haynes
88:01
what is haynes
88:03
is it it looks like cheese what's haynes
88:06
promotional material what is haynes boy
88:08
got tiny nipples bro
88:11
that's true but shut up i i'm all right
88:14
with my nips i'm right with them they're
88:16
cool the car manual ah [ __ ] i have no
88:18
idea
88:20
posting five that's a good photo the
88:22
masculine urge to look hotter than your
88:23
girlfriend
88:25
the masculine urge to become woman i saw
88:28
this [ __ ] i saw this royal blue cocktail
88:31
dress and shoes
88:34
oh
88:36
what blue cocktail dress
88:46
i have a different blue dress actually
88:48
that i haven't worn oh [ __ ] it i will
88:50
see you in a sec one sec i'm gonna go
88:51
grab
88:53
a dress i really can't wait until our
88:55
divorce now marry me already so we can
88:57
get divorced quickly
89:00
all right one sec
89:02
brb wait i'm gonna play you out
89:05
one minute i'm gonna grab it
89:12
[Music]
89:44
do
89:48
[Music]
89:55
that was faster
89:58
i'm here again i found this thing we
90:00
ordered it before i've literally just
90:02
had to take out the wrapping from it
90:04
but i have this thing
90:06
i have this
90:08
seems like a good outfit
90:10
what do you think
90:11
what do you thunk boys good or bad plan
90:14
i think good plan i think good plan
90:18
no
90:19
you what do you mean it looks good i
90:21
think it looks good
90:23
but the tutu i like that better
90:26
i think this is good i think this is a
90:27
solid solid choice solid option
90:31
let me unpack it
90:36
rose c's parody car workshop manual asks
90:39
what's haines
90:41
face pawn smh rose is truly a girl
90:44
confirmed i'm not supposed to know about
90:47
car manufacturers or whatever the [ __ ]
90:49
it was
90:50
i i do i do not care all i know is tesla
90:54
and you know what
90:56
that's all i ever need to know
91:02
not the woman okay here's dress
91:05
however
91:07
no
91:08
[ __ ] one sec i've got an idea
91:10
uh
91:11
all right
91:13
okay yeah
91:15
corset hours should we see how skinny i
91:17
can be although i have eaten food since
91:19
that photo so now i'm like
91:22
i'm slightly i'm i'm less
91:24
i'm more bloated i guess i'm just giant
91:27
apparently but anyway um
91:32
i do have corset i think would be kind
91:34
of fun
91:36
just force the poop out oh my [ __ ]
91:39
god
91:40
that's nasty anyway
91:42
i do have to take my shirt off for this
91:44
and i have to remove my boobs and you
91:46
know i can't let you guys see me
91:48
shirtless because that would be that'd
91:50
be weird i i'm not you know like
91:52
i'm not you know that'd be strange
91:54
anyway so yeah
91:59
how dare you i
92:06
i am man no need for corset but it might
92:09
be fun
92:10
also i don't think dude while i am now a
92:13
little bit slimmer than i was i'm still
92:15
not shaped the right way i'm not shaped
92:18
like a like like woman you know
92:22
i could try it without a corset but i
92:23
have eaten food and it's going to be i
92:25
could try another corset
92:27
i could try it without the corset but
92:28
with hip pads that could be kind of
92:30
funny
92:32
i've never done that actually
92:36
[ __ ] it let's try it
92:37
i can't say it's going to look good
92:38
though i i really disagree that it will
92:41
look good but [ __ ] it why not
92:45
we're kind of in celebration mode anyway
92:55
i still need to get undressed though so
92:58
i'm gonna put on a hip anyway i still
93:00
need to get undressed though so again
93:02
i'm gonna play you out one minute
93:04
you go go look at this for a sec uh wait
93:09
that
93:11
game husband why
93:12
town hole
93:14
[Music]
93:56
do
93:58
[Music]
94:40
do
94:42
[Music]
94:54
do
94:56
[Music]
95:03
is taco berry fin joining us today
95:07
[ __ ] sake
95:10
[Music]
95:15
i'm not talking i refuse
95:17
[Music]
95:20
okay honestly i don't even think that
95:22
works very well
95:26
[Music]
95:32
i am done
95:34
but i don't believe that it looks good
95:37
hold on
95:38
okay
95:39
i think i may have been right that i am
95:41
definitely just still not shaped like
95:43
woman
95:44
um
95:45
but you know hold on
95:47
so here's where we're at currently
95:50
it's not bad but it it ain't good you
95:53
know it's
95:55
still a square shape dude i'm still
95:57
shaped like you know there is a way to
95:59
get to the right shape it's called hrtd
96:03
yeah the right shape for a dress anyway
96:06
but you know
96:08
[Music]
96:11
it's as good as it could be the boy is
96:14
strong
96:15
it's comfy i am comfy now so i don't
96:17
know
96:18
this is fairly comfy change bra please
96:20
yeah i don't have a blue bra
96:23
i also don't have one without straps on
96:25
needs a white bra lack of muscles
96:27
rose your soft af now get dre
96:30
i don't have a white bra
96:33
oh it's not one that i know where it is
96:36
would you deal with the fact that this
96:37
is a black bra
96:39
go braless
96:41
how
96:44
i don't know
96:45
just get boobs oh dude
96:47
i need to just grow some boobs
96:50
sticky bats oh ah i can
96:53
could do sticky pads
96:54
i could do sticky pads stick on
96:59
okay
97:04
[Music]
97:27
do
97:31
[Music]
97:46
hello okay i'm not in i'm not in them i
97:49
look strange because i've got no bra on
97:52
however
97:53
i'm about to construct the bruh i'm
97:54
about to construct the sticky pads okay
97:59
i'm about to construct okay
98:01
i figured this is really going to take
98:02
too long to be off camera it's the hair
98:04
for me dude i've got my hair back right
98:06
now the [ __ ]
98:09
i have back right now just because i
98:10
wanted to get out my first one
98:13
what the [ __ ]
98:17
what the hell
98:18
thanks for the 25 gifted subs anonymous
98:22
gifter
98:25
interesting
98:26
thanks for the gifted sub
98:28
yeah
98:29
that's strange what is that
98:36
boobles finn looks so odd this is my
98:39
first time seeing it what do you mean
98:42
i'm seeing what boobless oh boobless fin
98:45
ah
98:46
yes
98:49
okay the way these work is there's these
98:51
pads here
98:52
you
98:53
do like a double-sided sticker reaction
98:59
and there's like this on the back there
99:01
like that
99:04
okay
99:05
and you put this
99:08
on the bob
99:12
so that goes on the bob
99:15
like so and then you take the other side
99:17
off and then you stick it to you
99:20
they're very fun although very
99:22
very strange
99:24
this is a finster behind the scene
99:26
stream exactly
99:28
you have to do like this weird folding
99:30
action between each one
99:32
yeah i'll let you know if there's any
99:33
updates with a house situation by the
99:36
way
99:38
because
99:40
i don't think i'm gonna get that one but
99:43
maybe it's a maybe i can get a different
99:45
one
99:46
there are other ones up for sale in the
99:47
same area but like
99:50
they're more expensive because they're
99:51
not as bad you know like they require
99:54
less work
99:57
they require some of them require no
99:59
work how insane it would be if i had a
100:01
house that didn't require any work
100:03
dude
100:04
you saved so much i mean okay you don't
100:06
save money but like you save time
100:10
oh [ __ ]
100:12
i don't know i've just never looked at a
100:13
house that like wasn't in shambles
100:17
wait no that's a lie i've looked at a
100:19
house before that wasn't in shambles
100:21
i've seen one i've seen one but it was a
100:24
thing that i did and i
100:26
did you guys know i got so used to going
100:28
around and visiting houses did you guys
100:30
know that you could one sec i'm gonna
100:31
put the bobs on one minute
100:34
did you guys know you can just like go
100:36
round
100:37
my house needed nothing doing and i got
100:39
it for 20 000 under asking price what
100:41
the [ __ ]
100:43
dude the state of uk housing right now
100:45
that house that i was showing you that
100:46
was a [ __ ] had 11 offers on it
100:49
that wasn't me it was me and 11 other
100:51
people bidding
100:57
yeah
100:59
how crazy is that that's the state of
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things right now
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okay
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one second
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all right
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one minute i'm doing this
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i [ __ ]
101:16
i freaking hate country
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britain
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britain interesting
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toxic dump
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okay
101:25
uh did i do it
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i did they're a little bit saggy one
101:30
minute i'm gonna reposition
101:32
do you do your own makeup yes i do i
101:34
actually did it on stream it only took a
101:37
very long time um
101:39
oh my god my god i forgot how sticky
101:41
these pads are
101:43
they're very sticky
101:46
nice
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um
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oh [ __ ] me i just ruined one of them
101:57
ah
101:58
do i have to redo this anyway so here's
102:00
what i did sticky noise intensify yeah
102:04
anyway so here's my thing
102:07
i went around to this house with me and
102:08
my with me and my dad me and my dad went
102:10
around see this house and did you guys
102:11
know you can just
102:13
ask to go like you can just go and see
102:15
these like multi-million pound houses
102:18
just for fun like literally no one stops
102:20
you thank you for that i think give the
102:22
tip like it i don't know if it's a hobby
102:24
for anyone else or it's interesting for
102:26
anyone else
102:27
but it really is for me
102:30
like
102:30
to see like
102:32
christmas
102:33
on the inside bro you like walked around
102:35
it and [ __ ]
102:37
i don't know that's just interesting as
102:38
hell so i went and did that you sexy
102:41
girl love you
102:42
like i just found it kind of funny that
102:44
you could just do it so i did it
102:52
you can just go and do that no one stops
102:54
you some youtubers do that i do it i did
102:56
it just like recently
102:58
um
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and no one stops you from doing it i
103:01
didn't put an offer in for it
103:03
you know you just can do it you just go
103:04
walk around some some dudes [ __ ]
103:06
multi-million pound houses great yeah
103:08
i'm gonna do this for a sec the elite
103:10
don't want you to know this
103:11
yeah like they there's no like it
103:13
doesn't like waste anyone's time or
103:14
anything like you when there's an open
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day or whatever you're just like hey can
103:17
i come and they're like yeah of course
103:19
you just go look you just browse
103:25
casing the joint
103:29
god dude imagine if you dude if you're a
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robber oh
103:34
that's smart actually
103:36
okay it's dumb i mean don't do that i
103:37
don't i don't condone robbing houses but
103:39
like
103:40
if you were going to
103:44
looking at show homes was my mum's idea
103:46
of a fun holiday activity when i was a
103:48
kid oh
103:50
i i am your mother i am
103:53
that sounds fun new career confirm dude
103:56
just go into these houses figure out
103:58
where they're at where all the cool
104:00
stuff's at
104:01
they've got to be occupied houses though
104:04
and then just then just nab it you know
104:06
nab them
104:09
work out where you need to be for later
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[Music]
104:15
find the exits i love watching house
104:17
tours on youtube it inspires me for my
104:20
future house project yeah i got into it
104:23
by watching ludwig and hassan checking
104:25
those vids
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ] yeah that's cool
104:33
it's fun dude
104:34
i'm sure hassan got into it as well from
104:36
that
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[Music]
104:38
from just looking at those
104:41
oh all right okay i'm almost done
104:46
socialism is when no house
104:50
[Music]
104:55
hold on
104:56
hold on i'm trying to figure out how to
104:57
not make my uh boobs fall over i mean
105:04
have i just done the same [ __ ] again
105:07
please tell me i'm not dumb
105:10
i'm not dumb okay
105:14
you you saw that too you see the oh
105:17
what am i gonna
105:18
wait what do i
105:20
what do i do about that that feels
105:21
inappropriate
105:22
it's not but like it feels
105:30
what do i do about it
105:42
it's cold in here um it's it's getting
105:44
to be christmas i guess nowadays long
105:46
time no cbb
105:50
hello um anyway
105:52
um it is cold in the uk at the moment
105:53
yeah yeah yeah anyway um so what's up
105:57
it's me your boy finster
105:59
oh my [ __ ] god
106:01
okay
106:02
hello
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um
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add a light under your desk to get rid
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of the shadow
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wait
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yep
106:22
that makes it so you can't see them at
106:24
all now can i like average there we go
106:29
now they're invisible
106:37
uh you're just gonna have to deal with
106:38
that they're they're fake anyway i've
106:40
proved that they're fake
106:41
uh the shadow goes up yeah um
106:46
i've proved that effect look they're
106:47
completely completely not real also what
106:50
a good before and after um
106:53
what a what a solid before and after of
106:55
like
106:59
the [ __ ]
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absolute man mode versus woman
107:05
absolute
107:06
woman mode
107:08
like hold on
107:12
and then
107:15
nice
107:16
anyway
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double chin
107:21
it's now still there still in the area
107:23
where i live a very small house would
107:26
cost at least 1.5 million us dollars and
107:29
more
107:30
at least i am lucky to inherit two great
107:32
houses in the future so here is
107:35
something small for your future dream
107:37
house thank you i'll take the three
107:38
million dollars as well though
107:43
wait two
107:44
wait a small one would cost 1.5 million
107:46
you've got two great houses on the way
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oh
107:51
i'll take the 10 million dollars that's
107:54
fine cali moment yeah good point
107:56
california's not
107:58
it is very bad actually yeah la's like
108:00
la and new york dude
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the um
108:03
i found out there's little borrows of
108:05
the uk little little parts of the uk
108:07
that's a bit like that
108:09
there's little bits of the uk that are
108:10
like that but
108:13
not not most of it like
108:16
areas outside london london and brighton
108:18
and [ __ ] like that houses can be like
108:20
that but
108:22
brian
108:23
brighton specifically a house in
108:25
brighton is quite a lot of money because
108:26
there's not really houses in brighton
108:28
really the same little thing with london
108:30
where it's all flats in the main bit and
108:31
then when there's a house it's like oh
108:33
[ __ ] it's like having a house in new
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york it's crazy
108:36
seattle yes yeah like
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is that uh
108:40
southern california and seattle
108:42
apparently they're just like insane i'd
108:44
suggest living anywhere but cali in the
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us yeah but people say la's good for
108:48
youtubers and [ __ ] like that youtubers
108:50
and um streamers and stuff i've heard
108:52
that also austin apparently is very good
108:54
too in texas
108:55
anyway
108:56
bournemouth is nice oh dude i don't know
108:59
things are stupid cheap where i am
109:01
get it la is a [ __ ]
109:03
i'm used to it
109:04
i've been to la la is a lot less of a
109:06
[ __ ] of where i am now so that's
109:08
fine
109:10
australian houses just rose 50
109:12
oh
109:13
i'm trying to pick up my knife with my
109:15
foot it's like
109:17
one minute can you hear me fumbling oh i
109:19
did it holy [ __ ] i've got monkey feet
109:22
nice
109:23
uh well ranking on prisons
109:25
[ __ ] it's so
109:26
not good i was talking about switzerland
109:29
smile
109:31
switzerland
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[ __ ] i don't expect
109:37
i never thought about that
109:41
thank you for the another fifty dollar
109:42
thanks for the hundred dollars total by
109:44
the way is the countryside housing
109:46
situation could be the solution for
109:48
cheap but big house that you can work on
109:50
but i understand that you are more of a
109:52
city person
109:56
yeah so that was the plan also i just
109:57
googled switzerland houses and oh my god
110:00
they're all beautiful but i bet you if i
110:03
did google uk houses
110:05
never mind
110:09
all right so switzerland houses i google
110:11
this like oh a picturesque look at that
110:14
look at how beautiful this should look
110:16
at that a
110:17
mask that's probably very expensive but
110:19
like architecture insane like so nice
110:22
like oh beautiful like cabins and [ __ ]
110:25
there's even some really hyper modern
110:27
ones like oh my god right that's a
110:29
that's a nice modern sort of house
110:32
look at that that's just
110:33
that's that's insane cracked houses
110:35
right look at this beautiful let's
110:38
google uk houses
110:39
right
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that's not bad actually
111:06
oh this is the ugliest [ __ ] too all
111:07
these new builds like all that this is
111:10
so common in the uk nowadays
111:12
if you're thinking about switzerland
111:14
look at canton very good income tax
111:17
situation this house genuinely anywhere
111:20
in the uk
111:21
600 700 grand like they look so [ __ ]
111:25
ugly and dumb i really dislike these new
111:27
builds but and people buy them they sell
111:29
really well because it's just space
111:31
like housing is just like in such demand
111:33
now
111:34
[ __ ] crazy like the oh
111:37
yeah not great not great not great not
111:40
great literally just copy pasted yeah no
111:42
the uk house seems [ __ ]
111:45
no good i'm gonna move to switzerland
111:47
apparently
111:48
you'd think that the uk has a much
111:50
denser population
111:54
what do you mean it has a very dense
111:55
population isn't it it's got like 60
111:57
million people on the island
111:59
it's not like a lot of people right
112:01
so need smaller houses
112:04
yeah there's like barely any uh that's
112:06
why houses are so small looking at uk
112:08
houses makes me depressed and i don't
112:11
even live in the uk
112:14
could you
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just
112:16
hold on
112:18
let me like
112:19
can you
112:20
just picture
112:22
can i let just like open this in a new
112:24
tab okay
112:27
can you not just like
112:29
isn't this like the most depressing
112:31
sight just like look into this for a
112:33
minute
112:35
just look at that
112:37
and how normal that is in the uk too
112:40
it's so bad looks lovely oh dude
112:45
this is not even like a not good road
112:49
you know it's like
112:51
that's one of it it's not the worst like
112:53
this isn't that bad this is just like
112:56
sad it's not a bad road though like you
112:59
wouldn't go on there and be like oh you
113:01
know you'd go this is like
113:06
it's like a four out of ten road you
113:08
know what i mean
113:10
like look at that it's been freshly
113:12
paved to like a wide road which is quite
113:15
where in the all the houses have
113:16
driveways you know
113:18
but like it is sad something about this
113:20
image just says sadness to me i don't
113:22
know about it anyway
113:24
um some of them some of them have
113:26
driveways the poses
113:29
yeah
113:30
and by the way don't worry i'm just
113:31
bitching i'm 100 aware the answer is
113:34
just i'll move to sheffield move move
113:36
somewhere move to stafford move to like
113:38
you know i i get it like dude the houses
113:41
you can get for like a normal amount of
113:42
money are much much better anyway
113:45
you didn't see soviet house or only one
113:48
word depression
113:56
oh the [ __ ] the big building
113:59
uh what's it called
114:03
wait
114:04
no i'm thinking of a different thing
114:06
wasn't that like a uk like a london
114:08
piece of architecture that was like
114:09
really like brutalist but it was really
114:11
expensive for no [ __ ] reason
114:14
and it looked awful
114:16
anyway brutalism baby hell yeah
114:20
uh but yeah like if as soon as you start
114:23
looking at we dude i don't want to get
114:24
into this housing talk with you the last
114:26
time we did this it lasted so [ __ ]
114:28
long and we got nothing done like
114:33
it's okay look
114:35
i'll show you let me let me look up like
114:37
this one thing
114:38
homelessness find myself so subject
114:42
like the the i have no idea what's going
114:45
on
114:46
i want to be brutalistically pegged
114:50
okay
114:51
okay
114:56
good to know
114:57
what does your dress have nipples don't
114:59
worry it's not the dress it's the
115:00
nipples um
115:02
it's just the nipples having nipples
115:04
uh okay what's a normal price range
115:06
average price house in the uk is 250 000
115:09
to 300 000. let's look at what you get
115:12
for that in like the middle of nowhere
115:14
or not the middle of nowhere you
115:15
recently had a tough time comparing
115:17
yourself to whom you perceive as perfect
115:19
people you named wilbur soot as an
115:22
example but he is not perfect your
115:24
hairline is way better
115:30
i'm so sorry
115:35
i know it's meant to be a compliment to
115:37
me but that's
115:39
i'm so sorry willa
115:44
oh yeah no i'm aware but like uh
115:50
jesus [ __ ]
115:53
well
115:54
we can talk about houses and if you want
115:56
to get something done then bend over for
116:00
i'll do you
116:01
oh wow
116:04
okay this isn't bad look at this look
116:07
what i found this is a good house
116:09
five months punk and it's even like it's
116:12
the average house price and it's in a
116:14
nice little place i think look at this
116:16
this is nice look at that so it's the
116:18
it's one it's not this whole thing it's
116:21
this is four house five houses four or
116:23
five houses i don't know it's in a block
116:25
and then you get this white one in the
116:26
middle
116:27
like uh this one look at the [ __ ]
116:29
scenery it's in the it's in the
116:30
countryside so it's it's bound to be
116:32
like yeah look the inside's nice it's
116:34
modern it's not massive but it's like
116:36
you know
116:37
it's pretty big
116:39
bathrooms cool bedrooms like pretty well
116:41
sized got a nice backyard and everything
116:44
dude it's cool
116:46
it's good you can find stuff like this
116:48
out in the countryside it's just like
116:49
you know if you're willing to move to
116:51
[ __ ] nowhere then yeah what's that
116:53
200k 280. so not bad
116:57
not bad at all
117:00
um
117:01
it's in
117:05
it is
117:08
a while away
117:11
it is let's see
117:14
the closest train station is seven miles
117:17
away
117:20
the closest school is two miles away and
117:23
it's a primary school
117:26
oh
117:29
it's in the middle of nowhere it's in
117:30
the middle of noah crying not park yeah
117:33
the nearest uh that means the nearest
117:35
city is seven miles away holy [ __ ]
117:40
that is in nowhere
117:43
so yeah that's going to be a really fun
117:45
thing
117:46
hmm
117:47
doesn't sound like you hardly leave your
117:49
house anyway moving to the countryside
117:52
would make no difference
117:54
i've so i was thinking that i was a i
117:56
did think that but that's the thing
117:58
i want to be near people that i want to
118:00
be near my family like uh i want to be
118:03
there to take care of them and [ __ ] if
118:04
they need it like that's what i want i
118:06
want to be close to them
118:08
uh so i don't want to like you call
118:10
seven miles far yes
118:13
seven miles is pretty far from a train
118:15
station yeah
118:16
that's why that's why the value is so
118:18
low seven miles is a very far a long way
118:21
away from a train station yeah
118:24
in the uk
118:25
yeah that's pretty far
118:29
like
118:30
three miles is like
118:33
you should really there's so many train
118:34
stations in the uk i don't think you'd
118:36
quite get it but
118:38
compared to the usa seven miles is
118:40
nothing
118:41
like
118:42
seven miles is just like a trip to the
118:44
corner store but it's a different thing
118:46
in the uk um but
118:49
yeah not bad
118:51
not bad at all
118:55
yeah and then if you like if you say
118:57
like okay i want to spend loads more
118:59
right you can find some really cool
119:01
stuff
119:02
like
119:07
oh [ __ ] you just buy a field
119:09
nice
119:12
you can buy stuff with acres of land
119:14
it's pretty dope you know
119:18
look at this look you can get this for
119:20
nearly a million dollars
119:23
well he looks nice you know
119:26
it's a million dollars but you know
119:28
it's kind of cool
119:32
i think the difference of stuff in the
119:34
uk versus stuff in the states is like
119:37
uh
119:38
like somewhat i feel like someone in
119:40
america can confuse a
119:42
300 000 pound house for like a
119:44
one and a half million pound house but
119:47
like because there's not a huge amount
119:49
of difference between it
119:51
only a million
119:52
yeah
119:53
only a million
119:56
this shit's
119:57
four bedrooms that's not bad actually oh
119:59
it's got a study oh [ __ ] million pounds
120:01
dude she needs to come up with a million
120:02
dollars
120:04
that's about eight hundred thousand
120:06
pounds
120:09
there's a maserati holy [ __ ] they've got
120:11
a gate
120:12
yo i got a gate that's sick anyway
120:15
we're going to be doing this forever
120:19
hands look so soft they are soft
120:21
actually i moisturize
120:22
um
120:25
but
120:26
seems nice i will never get this 17
120:28
months of my life back
120:31
nice
120:34
thank you depressed
120:37
thanks buddy thanks buddy
120:44
upsetting upsetting and hurtful
120:47
um
120:50
oh
120:51
yeah but like the sacrifice is that's
120:54
you're gonna be in the middle of nowhere
120:56
um
120:57
where i live uh
121:02
ryla if it's a little bit less forgiving
121:05
um
121:08
although there is some okay stuff
121:11
don't get me wrong
121:13
uh there's nothing insane
121:16
because i've had a look at like almost
121:18
every price point
121:19
there's nothing there's nothing great
121:21
like
121:22
not um okay like let me look for flats
121:25
look at this so
121:28
[Music]
121:32
oh i have a five bedroom home for 180
121:35
thousand dollars i hate you you're i
121:38
don't like that one bit
121:41
like
121:44
oh that one's got a tree i'm trying to
121:46
find something okay for like a normal
121:49
price
121:51
um
121:51
[Music]
121:57
this is like every house in the uk i
121:59
guess
122:00
like this is this is this is every house
122:02
i get like everything looks a bit like
122:03
that my house looks like this
122:05
you know it's my house a little bit
122:07
smaller than this but
122:09
you know looks like that
122:11
[Music]
122:14
tonight oh [ __ ] that's a better kitchen
122:16
than mine holy [ __ ] why do you keep
122:18
writing such mean donors we need to
122:20
cheer up our favorite girl smile
122:23
there's no ah wasn't that mean
122:26
but you know i got a shed it's extended
122:28
that's an extended house for 300 grand
122:30
that's not bad that is not bad
122:33
that's pretty good that was added
122:35
yesterday
122:36
is not terrible
122:41
anyway
122:44
mansions in the countryside and east
122:45
germany for literally one euro yeah but
122:47
that's because it costs more than that
122:48
to run them look up terrace house or
122:50
block of flats for bad houses i'm not
122:51
trying to look for bat houses i'm trying
122:52
to look for good houses
122:54
i'm trying to look for normal houses but
122:56
anyway
122:57
that's what you get for that and it's
122:59
no bubbles was better oh
123:02
[Music]
123:03
wait but the but the nips
123:07
but the jiggle and the nips dude what do
123:09
you mean
123:10
so much better this way
123:14
anyway
123:16
anyway uh this
123:19
i can do this all day
123:21
i can i can look at owls with you
123:22
forever uh it's only really interesting
123:25
to me so
123:27
yeah
123:29
in the us everyone can have a cardboard
123:31
house with five bedrooms for a low price
123:34
a small storm and you are homeless again
123:37
funk
123:38
no
123:40
but you know
123:43
at least you get the house for a bit
123:45
also you have insurance for that like
123:47
we we pay for the same sort of thing for
123:49
housing insurance i guess it's gonna be
123:50
slightly different but yeah
123:52
like everyone else insurance
123:56
femboy marks brownlee unfortunately the
123:59
hinge on the new airpods case is fragile
124:02
and breaks after only 10 hours of
124:04
throbbling
124:05
frob what
124:08
what does frauling mean
124:10
from
124:11
what is frobling someone explain someone
124:15
someone define
124:19
i like looking up how look look i like
124:21
looking up house blueprints and dreaming
124:24
oh i don't know if that's sadder than
124:26
what i do
124:27
but it's close
124:29
it's when you frobble something okay
124:31
fidgeting
124:34
i thought it was gonna be something
124:35
sexual i don't know why i
124:42
we've got americans fighting the
124:43
cardboard house argument
124:46
it's worth noting whenever we put up
124:48
walls inside houses we don't do it out
124:50
of brick because oh my god why would you
124:52
do it out of brick you do it out of what
124:53
the americans do because it's way
124:54
[ __ ] cheaper like um
124:58
shut up it's
125:00
we do just like wood
125:01
house buying thing what's your favorite
125:03
ice cream
125:09
salted caramel
125:11
salted caramel dude
125:13
[ __ ] halo top has you can get an
125:15
entire pint of ice cream for [ __ ] 300
125:17
calories and i don't know why people say
125:18
it's bad it's good hello i'll defend
125:21
halo top ice cream that shit's nice it's
125:23
good ice cream is it as good as ben and
125:25
jerry's no but ben and jerry's just like
125:27
twice the amount of you could it you
125:29
know i trade
125:31
i trade it for having the ability to
125:33
have two times the amount of it you know
125:35
what i mean so it's fine
125:37
how it's pretty great yeah
125:41
salty caramel more like salty come
125:43
lemaio got him
125:47
ben and jerry's when are you going to
125:48
make salty cummer flavour
125:50
because are the bananas ripe yet
125:54
yes
125:56
no no no they're not they're not enough
125:59
have you seen the scary halo top ads
126:00
they're terrifying no
126:03
what the [ __ ] now you're gonna make me
126:05
look it up
126:07
okay
126:12
let's see
126:15
oh the [ __ ] eat the ice cream thing
126:17
yes i have
126:19
i've seen this one
126:24
it's [ __ ] creepy as hell
126:29
i think someone donated this right
126:33
ah
126:34
it's just creep oh wait no this is mike
126:36
diva
126:37
oh wait this is my diva
126:40
wait is this actually there okay [ __ ] it
126:42
that's why i've seen it it's this guy
126:44
this guy's [ __ ] this guy's awesome he
126:46
just makes like
126:47
this guy's channel is [ __ ] great
126:50
like he did the he did a bunch i haven't
126:52
seen what he's done recently but like
126:56
he does he's like a vfx artist guy
127:00
[Music]
127:04
he's funny
127:05
i don't know it's cool
127:09
[ __ ] he made a music video with like
127:11
a cctv dancing alien
127:14
creepy boy look at this
127:21
who makes this [ __ ] dude
127:24
you make internal walls out of brick so
127:26
you don't have to hear what your kids
127:28
are getting up to in their bedrooms
127:33
that's a very good point when maurice is
127:35
like memories is outside this room it
127:38
sounds like she's [ __ ] a mile away
127:40
because this room is all brick it's all
127:42
shielded because you know i don't i'm
127:43
yelling here a lot i don't want to like
127:45
cause everything but the windows oh my
127:47
god if you're outside you can hear every
127:49
word i'm saying the windows have no
127:51
sound proofing one bit
127:53
and why would you be in a room without
127:54
windows that's terrifying did you know
127:56
people dig basements in the uk
127:58
holy [ __ ] i was looking at that the
128:00
other day dude like you couldn't dig a
128:02
basement in a house it's expensive but
128:04
like you can do it
128:06
cool as [ __ ]
128:08
i'm considering it if i not in this
128:11
house but like if i got a good house
128:13
actually dug a [ __ ] basement dude
128:15
that'd be sick
128:17
you just dig a basement that'd be so
128:19
cool get a hole of the floor in your
128:21
house
128:23
and you can keep the people in there
128:26
no one will find out you could lock it
128:31
call him first did it no no he made it
128:32
like a panic room in his garden
128:35
i want a basement like an american you
128:37
know like a basement
128:39
yeah every room in the every home in the
128:40
us has a yeah like a basement i want
128:42
like a basement
128:43
like a fl like you know the thing you go
128:45
in
128:46
that'd be cool every us house has
128:48
basements i've never been in one in the
128:50
uk
128:50
uh but they'd be really dope it'd be
128:52
really really dope but it cost like 150
128:55
grand i did the math i really got
128:57
interested into the idea of it because
129:07
there's a joke that i don't get
129:17
i don't want to
129:19
i don't want to
129:22
oh
129:23
yeah i contributed in switzerland it's
129:26
mandatory to have a shelter basement for
129:28
every home built
129:30
lucky lucky
129:32
also that probably ups housing price
129:34
though
129:35
but basically all right so every house
129:37
in the uk okay most houses in the uk are
129:39
like two two stories
129:41
so
129:42
bungalows are rare so one story houses
129:45
are rare well it's three-story houses
129:47
basements four-story houses
129:49
to put you in my basement i've seen one
129:51
but i've never been in one
129:53
i've heard of them
129:55
three-story houses people either go into
129:56
the into the attic so they do a loft
129:58
conversion which is just to get an extra
130:00
bedroom out of the out of the roof
130:02
um and they lose the storage but they
130:04
get a bedroom or something like that ups
130:05
the house value because you get like a
130:07
usually housed in the uk like three
130:08
bedroom houses like this bed this house
130:10
is three bedroom but god damn it the
130:12
other room is
130:13
you couldn't even you can fit a single
130:14
bed in the other bedroom you can't it's
130:16
it's not it's barely a bedroom so people
130:18
go into the attic so like they could
130:20
have like you know bigger families like
130:22
could have like a four bedroom house be
130:24
cool
130:26
but you could also dig into the ground
130:29
make a [ __ ] basement keep the kids in
130:30
the basement
130:32
been doing that anyway but like having a
130:34
cool room for the houses
130:37
in the southwest it's way too expensive
130:40
to dig it ah
130:42
yeah i'm not sure what it's like in the
130:44
u.s but like to build a basement here
130:46
under an existing house it's like
130:48
a lot because they're not set up for it
130:51
house in the uk are not set up to dig a
130:53
basement like you could
130:55
don't get me wrong
130:57
i think it's like a hundred thousand at
130:58
least
131:00
at least a hundred grand
131:02
minimum
131:07
i don't know what it's like over it over
131:08
there but in the uk isn't it it's like
131:10
120
131:12
[ __ ] that's a lot dude
131:15
what a deep voice baby
131:18
you like that [ __ ]
131:20
you like that [ __ ] you like my deep
131:21
voice without my deep corpse husband
131:23
voice i'm going to start playing among
131:25
us
131:27
to
131:28
gain the sims more sims
131:31
in switzerland it's not any more
131:32
mandatory oh it's a bit complicated but
131:35
you pay somehow to get a shelter place
131:38
the austria joke was about ms campus a
131:40
girl kept in a cellar for 10
131:43
years in a basement by fritzel
131:51
[ __ ]
131:53
fun
131:56
jesus
131:57
what are you gonna do when are you gonna
131:58
do a breast implant surgery already you
132:01
know
132:01
well i people have said that i'm pre-op
132:04
uh i haven't figured out what the
132:06
operation is yet but when i do
132:10
i like to think it's gonna be a breast
132:11
one i like to think it's gonna be boobs
132:14
you know
132:15
like would it be the first surgery that
132:17
i do if i could choose one no but it'd
132:20
be top five you know if you were gonna
132:22
if you had to pick a surgery that was
132:24
gonna change your body by quite a bit
132:27
you know boobs aren't so bad
132:29
if you had to pick one i'd say that like
132:36
would you rather
132:37
lads of the chat that want to remain
132:39
lads
132:41
would you rather
132:42
lose one finger
132:45
or
132:47
have titties
132:49
and it is a forever thing
132:51
titties all lose one finger
132:54
lose the finger lose the finger as the
132:56
finger is the finger is the finger
132:58
titties
132:59
tiries lose the finger titties
133:05
this feels like a 60 40
133:08
on the side of
133:10
titties
133:12
boy i want to see only boys that want to
133:14
be boys boys that want to remain boys
133:17
okay
133:18
lads that want to be lads
133:20
you're the only ones that are allowed to
133:22
vote in this
133:28
depends on the finger pinky finger
133:32
all right
133:33
it's got it's gonna no no no it's the
133:36
it's the ring finger the egg has cracked
133:38
it's your ring finger has cracked
133:41
not the middle finger it's the ring
133:42
finger the second most useless
133:45
it's this one
133:49
only the boys are allowed to vote finger
133:51
gun or bobs i want to see this poll
133:54
was that right about this okay currently
133:56
it's 56 for bob's 60 for bob's
134:00
70 for bobs what the [ __ ]
134:02
you guys are skewing the pot 69 70. 70
134:05
30 split for bob's interesting
134:12
i think i'd lose the finger if it's
134:14
forever dude
134:16
wait okay
134:19
it's this finger that goes
134:24
and it's size d double d's
134:26
how big of a double d's
134:28
conveniently just asked double d's
134:32
on the left it's it's your left hand but
134:35
it's this finger
134:38
it's your ring finger it's your ring
134:39
finger on your left hand
134:41
that is the the second most useless
134:45
finger
134:50
we may need to do another poll
134:53
i'm left-handed sucks for you buddy
135:01
left hand my finger all the way dude
135:03
yeah
135:05
double d's fake like double d's
135:08
impossible to hide
135:10
well impossible a pain in the ass to
135:13
hide
135:16
forever need fingers for research
135:18
purposes
135:20
what
135:24
breast size is proportional to chest
135:26
size
135:27
okay well either way they're double d's
135:29
um
135:32
let's see
135:35
double days that changed my answer
135:37
from what to what i feel like bob's went
135:39
up after i said that
135:44
okay
135:46
[Music]
135:49
jokes on you i'm a man and i already
135:51
have boobs
135:52
let's go i win
135:54
normalize moves
135:56
fair point fair point
135:58
hmm
135:59
rose doesn't know about binders double
136:01
d's though
136:03
i don't know imagine typing without your
136:05
ring finger though it'd suck big time
136:08
like no more wasd all so yeah yeah your
136:11
aches is definitely a pain in the behind
136:15
that's what i mean you couldn't hit the
136:16
a key well you could you just swipe it
136:18
you just swap it to your pinky
136:20
yeah you could totally do that you could
136:21
totally do that just imagine that's not
136:23
that yeah dude you could get used to
136:24
that pretty quick like in a month do you
136:26
get used to that
136:27
i don't know
136:28
have you tried one of the bub vests
136:30
before yes i have sherlock holmes
136:33
um
136:34
i've tried them they're not good they
136:36
don't work they don't look as good as
136:37
you'd think they look like they're not
136:39
just like holy [ __ ] i've put on boobs
136:41
and now they look exactly like boobs no
136:43
they look like they look like rubber
136:46
um i've never found a good one they do
136:48
look good in photos because you know you
136:50
get to photoshop them but in person no
136:53
no you need to really [ __ ] try to
136:55
make them look good like you
136:57
with my tactics you could make them look
136:59
good like if you had one of those shirts
137:01
that are see-through but it was a mesh
137:02
so it was like a little bit it changes
137:04
the color of it a bit like you're seeing
137:06
it through something
137:08
and you couldn't see
137:09
the cutoff lines because there's cutoff
137:11
lines like you couldn't just do this
137:13
like you'd see a line where your skin
137:15
tone changes and where the where the
137:16
vest stops because it's not a thin
137:19
stop it's like a
137:21
it's like that thick this would be a
137:22
heavy handy warm as a rmc career so
137:25
better get the bobs d i managed to get
137:28
mine looking decent you got to hide the
137:30
lines with outfits oh dude i i could
137:32
never do it mine also i'm so pale that
137:34
i've never found anything that matches
137:36
my skin tone i've owned like three or
137:38
four of them never found a thing that
137:40
matches my skin tone uh
137:42
i just don't find they're the most
137:44
elegant solution to that problem
137:46
um
137:49
have you tried really expensive ones i
137:51
don't know which ones are really
137:52
expensive
137:54
that's a shame mate
137:57
i don't know
137:58
i'm sure it could work i just never
138:00
never made it work i guess it'd be kind
138:02
of neat though if it did
138:04
get a custom one oh that'd be cool
138:08
neon white is it
138:10
yeah
138:11
i'm too too pale i'm translucent dude
138:13
rose i have to ask
138:16
what's your least liked thing in a
138:18
burrito come
138:24
that was awfully quick and i apologize
138:27
um mate but i'm saying that that would
138:30
be
138:31
um
138:32
that would be a bad thing to find in one
138:36
i don't know like what would be my least
138:38
light thing ever
138:41
the corpse of my wife and child i don't
138:44
know that's pretty bad
138:46
that would be my least liked thing
138:51
i guess
138:53
that would be bad
138:55
if you mean something that would
138:56
reasonably be in a burrito
138:59
i don't have an answer for you i seem to
139:00
like most things that come in burritos
139:04
unless there's come in the burrito
139:07
are you married
139:09
uh
139:11
no
139:12
what if i was i don't know i just like
139:15
my door opens it's my wife she could
139:17
realize i'm filming leaves
139:20
my child comes in
139:24
see that's actually why i want a house
139:25
so i can so i can have a um
139:28
my my little scamp running around he's
139:30
called
139:32
michael
139:35
michael he's called michael
139:37
and the wife
139:42
is called
139:45
i'm not thinking i'm just leaving you in
139:47
suspense
139:51
yeah jeff um
139:56
candace
140:09
what do you why do you dress up like a
140:11
girl
140:13
why do you
140:14
dress up like a guy
140:17
hmm
140:19
because that little bitty
140:22
down
140:32
what
140:40
i don't i was going somewhere with that
140:42
but
140:43
i couldn't do it oh that's because
140:45
that's a little bit because that little
140:48
a little tight
140:49
those little balls of your stuff
140:57
sorry
140:58
i couldn't finish that joke
141:01
what's wrong with him oh so much so much
141:04
is wrong with me
141:07
yes honey i'm on my way don't worry
141:12
ah okay
141:15
tread lightly pal oh i can't call i
141:18
can't call that guy's i can't call your
141:19
balls small
141:21
i can't call your balls small you're not
141:23
one of those big bald fellas no you
141:26
don't fit in with our group
141:28
then get out of here what are your
141:29
pronouns
141:32
what do you think they are
141:35
i'd like to ask you what are my pronouns
141:38
chad what are my pronouns
141:40
who knows
141:44
shim
141:48
yes
141:54
shoes
141:55
oh good lord balls slash [ __ ] nice
141:59
egg egg egg egg penis dumb [ __ ]
142:03
i like the variation in the answers
142:05
the
142:07
big bold manly man rose that's how
142:09
people everyone addresses me
142:11
um
142:13
big ball bam big big
142:16
big bald manly man over here
142:18
is going to go uh to the store big bold
142:21
manly man goes to
142:23
the vet
142:25
big bold manly man calls you a small
142:27
bald small bald
142:29
little man
142:37
big ball
142:39
[ __ ] this is i'm that i swear to god
142:41
half of these things i can't even make
142:43
it through without laughing thanks
142:44
thanks for the gifted type oh [ __ ] yes
142:46
i'm gonna give to them what's up oh yeah
142:48
congratulations can you give me a shout
142:50
out i'm turning 12.
142:53
no
142:54
i'm talking about some garbage [ __ ]
142:56
you're not allowed to be here
142:58
um i'm talking about awful things that
143:02
some someone of your i shouldn't hear
143:04
about most of the time
143:06
like
143:08
good [ __ ] lord
143:10
dream slash dream self
143:13
yep
143:14
is it a meme the dream gender lesson i'm
143:18
all for i'm all for genders i'm all for
143:20
gender equality
143:23
but
143:31
i'm all for gender equality but there's
143:34
a few that i believe shouldn't have the
143:35
right
143:40
sorry okay um
143:43
i i can't dude i'm in a giggly mood i
143:45
can't do this careful
143:50
careful
143:51
you're gonna get canceled on twitter
143:53
listen
143:56
i know dream
143:58
i've spoken to him a couple times i've
144:01
been a dream video
144:07
i don't know what dream gender is though
144:09
as much as i am highly familiar with the
144:11
topic i have no [ __ ] clue
144:14
he hates on dream gender yeah
144:17
a little bit it is a bit funny
144:19
it is a bit funny
144:21
a little bit it's a bit funny he's drunk
144:23
it's okay
144:25
yeah
144:26
dream
144:29
lanky [ __ ] see that's what i mean people
144:31
are now calling me skinny i'm gonna take
144:33
that i'm gonna take lanky as skinny
144:35
people are calling me skinny and tall
144:37
apparently
144:39
nice would you get butt implants yeah
144:43
yeah probably
144:45
i mean it depends
144:47
what i get five nine shut the [ __ ] i am
144:50
not i'm not five nine i'm taller than
144:52
that
144:53
does tommy in it what what the [ __ ] does
144:54
tommy and it watch your vids just for
144:56
life no god no why the [ __ ] would i'd be
144:58
very surprised if tommy in it uh watches
145:01
anything that i make
145:03
69 inches tall god damn right
145:08
demonstrably not dude i'm tall and
145:10
skinny i hope i'm keeping skinny it does
145:12
a bit it means like [ __ ] weird
145:14
looking tall skinny dude can i get a
145:15
higher sheesh no
145:22
next thank you for the five dollars
145:26
you can fake looking like you have uh
145:28
hips with a-line skirts and more flare
145:30
with pedicures yeah no i've been doing
145:32
that forever that's how like i i hid the
145:35
fact that i had no literally no ass
145:38
literally zero ass
145:40
what
145:44
why are there no wobbly eyes on chair oh
145:47
so some clip on earrings
145:50
the chair hurt me the uh clip-on
145:52
earrings
145:53
i don't have any good ones
145:59
since cross-dressing as a woman can only
146:01
be done by men by definition it's one of
146:03
the manliest things you can do and i'd
146:06
have to agree
146:07
i think i've said that before i must
146:09
have done how cross-dressing is like
146:11
hyper-manly
146:12
being a fanboy is
146:14
in part being a boy
146:16
and therefore
146:17
very manly i've got the perfect earrings
146:19
one second
146:21
you did hell yes i did
146:23
i'm [ __ ] i i
146:26
purist copium shut the [ __ ] up
146:31
would you ever get lazy eye corrective
146:32
surgery i'm gonna need you
146:35
to die i don't like that comment one bit
146:41
i'm not gonna acknowledge that
146:45
okay
146:50
if i develop a lazy eye
146:53
sure i blame you for what i got a while
146:56
ago finn i blame
146:58
you
146:59
what'd you get a while ago
147:01
what happened to you
147:02
and why am i at fault
147:06
what'd you get
147:09
[ __ ]
147:10
that just went straight down my shirt
147:11
didn't it
147:12
my dress
147:14
god [ __ ] damn it
147:16
got it
147:20
i believe i can do this one minute
147:25
i need you to die
147:29
there we go
147:32
pretty okay
147:37
let's [ __ ] go
147:39
uh now i need you to answer me a
147:41
question what lipstick should i do
147:43
all lip gloss should i do
147:46
what would work well for this sort of
147:49
environment
147:50
uh i'm thinking like a lighter pink in
147:53
my opinion
147:54
i think red would be weird
147:57
and i don't have anything that's like a
147:59
fancy color so i don't know
148:01
[ __ ] pink let's [ __ ] go i do have
148:03
like a hyper pink pink
148:05
but i almost don't know if that would go
148:10
uh
148:11
pink pink
148:17
see
148:20
you could try pink pink oh wait what's
148:22
this one
148:24
english rose isn't this red
148:27
i don't know what this is this is like
148:28
pink and sparkly oh [ __ ] it's pink and
148:30
sparkly can you see that
148:33
it's pink and sparkly
148:35
there's pink and sparkly that i don't
148:37
know if i've worn this before it's
148:39
literally called english rose
148:41
or there's like hot pink which is hot
148:43
pink could you guess
148:45
like okay
148:47
that's the difference
148:49
[Music]
148:52
there's the difference hey rose you hurt
148:54
me first now give me my eyes back
148:59
next time don't try to stab me and not
149:01
shooting me might prevent me from taking
149:04
revenge oh and since you liked being 69
149:07
inches tall you confirmed the five feet
149:10
nine
149:12
shut up
149:14
i'm not five foot light pink goes good
149:16
with your lazy left eye
149:20
okay
149:20
english rose all right [ __ ] it it's
149:22
cuffing season
149:25
no
149:26
let's try this if it's just like it's a
149:28
lipstick so it's pretty easy to take off
149:30
your mannerism have gotten so gosh damn
149:32
feminine they're not i legit sometimes
149:34
get jarred when i realize you are still
149:36
just a fam boy and not an actual girl
149:39
like even your voice doesn't register as
149:41
manly to me anymore
149:43
love you lots though
149:47
just having a bro moment did
150:16
also my voice doesn't rip wow that's
150:19
very sparkly that's very sparkly pink
150:21
holy [ __ ] when you think she's looking
150:23
at you but your mate says she is looking
150:24
at him and then you realize she has a
150:26
lazy eye
150:31
okay
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there's
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right
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i look like i'm ready to go to
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prom
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i'm the one who said i'm blaming hey
150:41
why i got something that you're wearing
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i
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have you seen my twitter recently
150:48
you should hold on let me brag to the
150:50
body
150:51
one sec before i lost 24 pounds
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after
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like
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i saw [ __ ] yeah let's go
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thank you
151:03
i will give still all my homies and
151:05
that's you as well a good night kiss
151:09
dude i don't get how i don't register
151:12
manly teach me your ways so good dude
151:16
bawdy
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i don't know this lipstick is
151:19
a lot
151:21
anyway uh
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bought it you're doing great i don't
151:25
think you need to lose weight unless you
151:26
mean like how do you become like hyper
151:29
masculine
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epic strong guy like me
151:33
jacked out of my goddamn mind
151:36
um because i i can't teach that that's a
151:39
born talent but sure what do you look
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like with the middle part oh dude
151:43
[ __ ]
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not as good
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in my opinion anyway
151:50
i don't have like a proper comb for it
151:56
am i gonna be able to make this work
151:57
with like
151:59
a terrible one hold on
152:05
in my opinion not as good
152:09
i've heard
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i don't know it makes me look weirdly
152:13
young not as good
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much better
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i don't think so
152:18
i think this is a bit work i like the
152:20
middle dude
152:22
i don't know it looks strange to me it's
152:25
not what i'm used to at all
152:27
but i look
152:29
i don't look bad i don't think i look
152:32
bad
152:32
i don't think it looks better
152:34
but it doesn't look bad
152:36
um
152:39
anything is keeping it
152:42
nice is gonna be difficult
152:44
let's see
152:46
nice look like i'm ready for prom
152:49
doesn't it a bit
152:51
holy [ __ ] the nips hold on
152:54
you know like
152:57
cool
153:00
i just remind just got reminded of
153:01
something check your discord oh [ __ ]
153:03
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah i gotta do that
153:07
um
153:08
try the other side oh
153:10
not your best look
153:12
i do look like i'm about to go to like a
153:14
middle school uh middle school prom
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that's right
153:19
high school prom
153:20
there we go
153:21
we changed
153:24
look out the 70s now i'm out the 90s
153:26
baby
153:28
and then if it just goes all back
153:30
what's that what error is this i can
153:32
change this just purely based on
153:34
hairstyle
153:36
this is nothing no no one ever looked
153:38
like this
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[Music]
153:43
no one's ever looked like i just wanted
153:44
to thank you for 2 000 scrawny self feel
153:47
better each time you flex the guns
153:53
thank you
153:58
body's on board it's all good
154:00
your hair's real yeah dude i uh i didn't
154:04
even get hair extensions this time i
154:05
think it's getting more and more like i
154:06
don't even need the hair extensions but
154:08
i'm not sure
154:10
sure high ponytail oh my god we get this
154:12
so [ __ ] much i've tried so hard to do
154:14
a ponytail it's never looked good
154:18
at a headband and then it's serving 70s
154:20
oh good point actually although i don't
154:23
have i have a cat i have cat ears
154:26
my dad put these on before
154:28
it was a good look and i made it and
154:30
there we go 2020 2020 what do i say like
154:34
that 20 20 now with the cat is purely in
154:37
2020
154:39
i just need a mullet now and it'd be 20
154:41
21.
154:44
so deal well here
154:47
anyway
154:48
what do you mean you literally look
154:49
better with
154:50
you literally look better than me
154:52
i know
154:53
uh the modern female
154:56
oh hey kitty i promise i will get on
154:59
sending you the box key as soon
155:05
as soon as i can
155:08
um
155:09
i promise i'm not delaying it i promise
155:12
i'm not delaying that
155:14
one bit
155:15
we're all good
155:17
okay
155:20
automatically 25 cuter with cat is i
155:22
agree i also have um do it now
155:25
wait i do have envelopes
155:29
like i could package them now i could do
155:32
like the hot on
155:33
right
155:37
that's garbage it didn't even show up
155:38
properly but like there it is i need to
155:40
do more but i can do it
155:44
oh my lord this new hobby is getting so
155:47
expensive
155:48
how are the voice lessons coming along
155:50
have you managed to get in touch with
155:52
the lady yet also can i give you
155:54
something funny
155:57
like handy works with my name as well
156:01
dude that's such a [ __ ] good username
156:03
pervy jackson please
156:06
jackson
156:07
if i can't tell whether the image is
156:09
mirrored or not i can't tell if you
156:11
think you're a minecraft boy or a twitch
156:13
girl
156:14
please stick with the side party i can't
156:16
do it with it
156:18
good point
156:19
good point
156:21
but um yeah uh i'll i will send you the
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key i promise i promise i i'm working on
156:26
it i'll do it i'll i'll i'll do it i'm
156:28
it's gonna happen
156:30
um
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[Music]
156:34
thanks for three dollars by the way
156:35
pervy jackson and crj and everyone but
156:37
you thought the ponytail looked amazing
156:39
though
156:41
because i'm right about this one and
156:42
you're wrong
156:44
like if i let me google me because i'm
156:45
not gonna bother doing it again um
156:47
finster
156:48
ponytail
156:50
look i'll google it so you get that it
156:53
doesn't look that good look look look
156:55
look look okay
156:58
not good
156:59
not good there's not good
157:02
not a good look at all
157:04
i didn't like this one one bit at all
157:07
holy [ __ ]
157:08
i don't like this one bit
157:14
ass
157:15
it's not it's not good
157:17
like dude
157:19
okay if you would dude okay look if you
157:22
ignore
157:23
ignore this ignore this i made a meme
157:26
if you ignore
157:28
if you own oh well if you look at
157:33
this
157:34
it looks okay
157:36
if you look at the whole image though it
157:37
doesn't i mean like if you look at this
157:39
it looks good if you look at this it
157:41
looks fine if you ignore the fact that
157:43
i'm doing a ponytail it looks good
157:50
anyway
157:51
i don't know
157:53
i don't think it does it's better than
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pink one
157:59
tape the key inside a piece of paper
158:00
will do
158:02
um
158:03
you underestimate yourself with the
158:04
ponytail dude it doesn't look good i'm
158:07
right about this one it doesn't work it
158:08
doesn't work it needs glasses
158:11
that looks sure
158:12
wait i could totally do the
158:14
wait i'm going i'm cycling through every
158:16
prom look give me a minute
158:19
hold on
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okay
158:21
i'm playing nerdy girl who's like just
158:23
got like the prom makeover
158:26
but like hasn't taken the glass how much
158:28
do we have to give you for you to shave
158:29
the side of your head ps please say hi
158:32
to my gf cecilia
158:35
hey cecilia what's popping hon
158:38
what's what's popping
158:41
there we go oh you like my name
158:44
well i like your face so this seems like
158:47
it was meant to be do you see what i
158:48
mean by like me this is that look right
158:51
like this is the this is i kinda hoped
158:53
for a different response
158:55
love you a lot wait whatever you thought
158:58
tell me this isn't the [ __ ] seam in
158:59
the movie right ponytail
159:01
and then it's just like where are we
159:04
it's that thing where it's like the
159:06
ponytail thing they like you just got
159:08
into a new dress it's like a [ __ ] guys
159:10
like i think i can make this work and
159:11
then they go throw off the glasses and
159:13
they take the hair down and they do that
159:15
and it's like holy [ __ ] she was hot all
159:17
along like that's that
159:19
i like you on that stereotype and
159:21
especially you're wearing side cuts but
159:23
can i rent your forehead for rats
159:27
what
159:28
oh ads three event rats
159:31
uh yeah i have a three head dude my
159:33
forehead is not that big look the three
159:35
head like that's that like there three
159:38
head if i do four it covers my eyebrow
159:40
i've got a three head dude so it's not a
159:42
big forehead
159:44
i'm kind of proud of that kind of proud
159:46
of that i like that about my forehead
159:48
it's a three head small brain small cute
159:51
little brain
159:55
anyway
159:57
corralling this thought
160:00
the phrase corralling this thought weird
160:02
pinky
160:08
that is a weird pinky my thumb's weird
160:10
too see how long my thumb is go to bed
160:13
now look how long my thumb can you give
160:15
me a good night kiss
160:17
my thumb is like weirdly long you know
160:20
what i mean
160:23
it's a fair oh wait hold on i will do
160:25
but like compared to my i have just like
160:27
long fingers when you just single out my
160:29
thumb it's nuts
160:32
put in your ass okay that's the first
160:33
thing i saw
160:35
uh good night buddy see ya
160:38
kiss to the forehead
160:40
um excuse me finster hey bull kitty and
160:42
i were a private conversation it was
160:44
about you not not for you oh very sorry
160:48
it was about you not for you that's
160:50
upsetting
160:52
you use the phrase corralling this thing
160:54
head and forehead but when are you going
160:56
to give me some
161:03
that was good that was smooth that was
161:05
smooth that was good well done
161:10
that was smooth i'll let you have that
161:12
one
161:13
wicky hands is that a thing in good
161:16
hands could grab you with
161:18
you wouldn't even know would have got
161:20
you your reaction time is dreadful could
161:22
have grabbed your face and you wouldn't
161:24
even [ __ ]
161:26
didn't have the reaction time capable
161:27
none of you would have blocked me
161:31
so fast and speedy
161:33
come right out of surprise take your
161:35
face clean off
161:37
dude if i have my fake nails on you'd be
161:39
done for
161:40
okay five minutes and then gotta go back
161:42
to the soap sweatshop okay
161:46
back to making soap tick tocks i guess
161:51
wait why why are you wait what
161:54
why are your nipples piercing your top
161:56
well they're not my nipples they're just
161:58
nipples that i own
162:02
why no nails yet dude same reason why i
162:04
haven't done like the leg waxing yet
162:06
i've just bad like
162:07
ugh
162:08
i can't bring myself to a little bit
162:10
that's part of it like i was just
162:12
i don't know whether it's more worth it
162:14
for you to like
162:16
oh i take my chances you got a lazy eye
162:19
nice i don't know whether you'd want
162:21
like
162:22
me to just like
162:24
shave my legs all the time now and then
162:26
just be like [ __ ] it this thing's gonna
162:27
be need to be planned a bit more and get
162:29
my nails done now because i can go do
162:31
that you have face hug your hands smile
162:34
but they look nice and soft
162:36
i can go get my nails done like this
162:38
week
162:39
and like get my legs all done and
162:41
everything like that but streaming it's
162:43
another thing streaming it's going to
162:44
require like set up time so i'm just you
162:47
into bearded northerners by any chance i
162:49
don't know what you'd really prefer
162:52
like i get my nails done and stuff done
162:55
now
162:56
but it'd be off stream i just appear
162:57
with nails
162:59
i don't know
163:02
how long are you planning to stream
163:05
i don't know
163:06
there you are dude we've been looking
163:07
for you everywhere do you have to do a
163:08
birthday in the morning
163:10
[Music]
163:12
i hadn't um planned to i hadn't planned
163:15
to stream any certain amount of time can
163:17
we get it well
163:26
[Music]
163:32
i'm so hurt that you didn't react to my
163:34
message at all i worked hard to get that
163:37
your way now please play ball
163:40
are you like i'm ready to play congrats
163:43
you may have just turned me gay
163:46
love you a lot you mean fanboy thought
163:50
[ __ ] sake
163:53
and you should get your ears pierced
163:57
yeah
164:00
i know
164:06
i'm aware
164:07
i will
164:10
i'm aware
164:11
side boober
164:14
i'm i will
164:18
soon
164:18
at some point i shall it's the 15th time
164:21
you said it i know
164:24
probably more than the 15th
164:28
as with the spanish bit i believe when i
164:29
see it good point i'll let you have that
164:31
one that one's a that one's definitely a
164:33
believer when is it but what would you
164:35
prefer with like the salon thing in the
164:37
nails because i've been neglecting to do
164:39
the nails for so long that i'm now used
164:41
to
164:41
me not having nails i think you are too
164:44
should i go and get mama mia
164:47
i can go and get the nails done like
164:49
this week
164:52
you know
164:55
shoe friendly it'll be fine
164:56
quick christmas mails oh [ __ ] that'd be
164:59
a good idea christmas nails
165:01
go get the nails
165:07
oh christmas nails what i had some
165:10
really good christmas nails last time i
165:12
don't know if i ever took a picture of
165:13
them but there were some damn good nails
165:14
they were like red and they had like
165:16
[ __ ]
165:17
oh they were cool they were cool can i
165:19
google it i wonder if i ever posted a
165:20
picture of it
165:22
christmas nails did i ever post a
165:23
picture of them
165:25
i didn't
165:27
ma stuff somewhere
165:28
[Music]
165:32
i have a picture but i just wanted to
165:34
ask your sky block sun island looks a
165:37
little bit bland
165:39
i really would like to build you
165:40
something cool like a castle would you
165:43
be up to it oh
165:45
that could be kind of fun
165:47
or what the [ __ ] okay apparently i can't
165:49
search you for that
165:50
um
165:51
get it done in billing
165:53
the best pistol in europa base oh dude i
165:54
don't need like the best piercers in
165:56
europe
165:57
[Music]
166:00
scared of it less nails more gun tricks
166:04
why don't i have a firearm here
166:16
hello
166:17
it's me again
166:19
back at it
166:24
anyway
166:25
you're a blue headband i don't not that
166:28
i have like not that are any good
166:30
anyway
166:31
the p250 sand dune
166:33
yes is this
166:35
okay
166:36
nothing in there nothing in there but it
166:39
still will go bang because it's co2
166:42
oh never mind run out of co2
166:44
i know you are not a gun nut but a gun
166:47
rack on your back wall to display the
166:49
airsoft guns would be nice i wanted one
166:52
downstairs i wanted to set one up
166:54
downstairs and i probably can i'm
166:56
planning to do that maybe in the next
166:57
place if i manage to get one anyway
167:00
we'll see
167:01
also yeah i now i can't no okay now now
167:04
[ __ ] baldy said it now i kind of want
167:06
to do christmas nails
167:09
right onto a poll
167:11
i want to see what you think
167:13
nails
167:15
wait for salon stream
167:21
extra snails now okay
167:25
asap all right
167:26
let's see
167:28
let's see when
167:30
give the christmas include no nails as
167:32
an option
167:34
i mean we already planned to have them
167:36
done anyway so i don't know wait did i
167:38
have them then
167:41
okay i've got them in like one photo
167:44
look the oh no the only photo that i had
167:46
like the christmas nelson you can't even
167:48
see them it's like that's a part of them
167:49
like these are the acrylics and [ __ ]
167:52
white body have you ever [ __ ] around
167:53
with acrylic nails have you ever heard
167:55
acrylics or like do you mean normal
167:56
because i always do
167:58
i've had acrylics done at the salon and
168:00
[ __ ] yeah dude
168:02
i'm i'm a gamer girl all real gamer
168:04
girls have acrylic nails not um
168:08
they're
168:11
dude i need to get like the absolute
168:13
longest acrylic
168:17
the uh i never get like
168:20
insane ones though oh what the [ __ ]
168:25
what the [ __ ]
168:28
what the [ __ ]
168:31
hi
168:34
that's a surprise
168:37
what the [ __ ] hey raiders
168:41
welcome
168:42
how many people have you just introduced
168:44
to me what the hell
168:51
that's nice of you
168:52
i do wonder how many people are just
168:55
seeing that
168:56
this is their first oh my god so many of
168:58
your first time shout outs i'm so sorry
169:00
your confusion is welcomed
169:05
holy [ __ ]
169:07
that's a manly voice bro you're oh damn
169:10
right my among us channel is starting up
169:12
soon i'm rivaling corpse husband i think
169:15
i can like completely cut him out the
169:17
market as the handsome uh oh well i've
169:20
got a one-up on corpse because i have
169:22
shown my face
169:24
and i'm
169:25
hot as [ __ ]
169:26
sir
169:28
and my voice is equally as equal
169:32
equally as i can't do it equally as deep
169:36
i tried so [ __ ] hard
169:38
um but hello oh okay fine okay christmas
169:41
nails one
169:42
by eighty percent of the poll all right
169:44
i can do i don't know how i don't know
169:47
what the design would be the last time i
169:48
did christmas nails like the person at
169:50
the shop i just went i don't know what
169:51
the [ __ ] do whatever you want and that
169:53
was what i did 90 of the time was i just
169:56
let the nail tech person do whatever
169:58
they thought was going to be cool and it
169:59
usually worked out pretty well
170:01
um so i could do that again
170:06
why the [ __ ] did this happen
170:08
sorry
170:09
that's probably the biggest raid i've
170:10
ever had i think it's got to be the
170:12
biggest rate i've ever had so
170:14
nice
170:16
like besides dream
170:18
that was the definitely the biggest
170:19
threat i've ever had thank you hello
170:21
pronouns he him he him's a good one to
170:23
go on although i do not give a [ __ ]
170:25
everyone in chat calls me she it doesn't
170:27
bother me
170:30
at all it doesn't bother me why would it
170:33
bother me
170:34
why would i let something like that get
170:35
to me it wouldn't
170:38
i'm fine
170:42
you people
170:44
people you people
170:46
it's gonna look so awkward when i zoom
170:47
out
170:52
are you trans i'm so confused no i'm not
170:54
i can't wait to explain this all again
170:56
no i'm just cross-dressing i'm just a
170:57
dude i'm just i'm what are you
171:05
um
171:06
what
171:07
what a body builders pose i'm pretty i'm
171:10
i'm a pretty i'm pretty jacked people
171:12
call me uh
171:13
people call me
171:14
people call me um
171:19
buster people call me absolutely
171:21
uh do trans flak themed nails
171:24
i did that once or but i didn't
171:26
necessarily do it as like a theme i just
171:29
they just happen to be blue and pink
171:30
because blue and pink are kind of good
171:31
colors but
171:33
possibly i'm thinking christmasy nails
171:36
though that'd be good it's near
171:37
christmas you know i'd have them on cr
171:39
oh wait maybe i could do because nails
171:41
last like three weeks
171:43
before you get them like redone
171:45
so maybe do like normal nails and then
171:48
do christmas nails
171:50
depending on when i can go i get them
171:52
i'm not sure
171:53
because you need to vote for so long
171:55
pronouns
171:56
christmas then new year's ooh
171:58
what's new what the [ __ ] new year's
172:00
theme nails
172:02
i can't think of a color scheme new
172:04
year's nails
172:05
[Music]
172:07
nothing it's just like
172:08
normal have you looked into this
172:10
deactivated
172:12
would look good if you got a display
172:14
rack as suggested christmas oh
172:17
you're looking to get an actual
172:20
deactivated gun no i someone sent me
172:23
like a thing to get a deactivated ak
172:25
which seemed really dope and then i just
172:27
never followed through with it like it's
172:29
it i can't get any use out of it it
172:31
doesn't go it doesn't go bang you know
172:34
it's cool i've got like a i've got like
172:36
a replica revolver that's like a
172:39
i don't know
172:40
i don't get the point of it i like
172:41
something i can fiddle around with i can
172:43
play around with like come on how cool
172:44
is this you know
172:46
epic
172:47
it's a bb gun but they're very fun
172:52
you can do that with
172:54
them i can't do that with a light with a
172:58
real gun
172:59
i'd feel bad
173:00
uh
173:02
the masculine urge to become woman
173:04
golden one black with fireworks
173:06
ah bodies just said two sets of
173:08
christmas and i think that's in bad
173:09
taste
173:10
i do think that there needs to be a
173:11
christmas dedicated nails set and a and
173:15
a new year's
173:16
nail set i'm now just looking through
173:18
google images in fact i'm not just
173:20
looking through google don't worry
173:22
um
173:24
they're just all silver and gold it's
173:26
basically silver gold black that's new
173:28
years okay
173:30
i'm with it i get it i understand we
173:32
need christmas nails though
173:34
[ __ ] finding a place to book it's
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gonna be insane oh i have a you know
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millie's uh you know millie the person
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that does these eyelashes her cousin or
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sister or something like that does nails
173:44
and she also said that she wants to do
173:47
um she wants to do a dude's nails
173:49
so
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i couldn't do it on stream though
173:52
because doing eyelashes on someone
173:55
remotely is a lot different to doing
173:56
nails with someone remotely there's a
173:58
lot of stuff you need to bring for nails
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so
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i could go i could keep it in the family
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and just yeah
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do you ever paint your toes because
174:09
reddit has has seen some
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i
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i've painted my nails before painting my
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toenails before
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i don't see the point though they last
174:17
for way too long and they did i
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i don't know
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and then like the thing is some of them
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like chip off and they look shitty and i
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can't ever be bothered to remove them so
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i usually don't ever do my toes also it
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takes so [ __ ] long
174:30
okay i can't lie it seems like a bit of
174:32
a pain
174:35
hello everyone hello first time first
174:37
time chatter satan welcomes you good
174:40
[ __ ] name
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oh my god the new peeps in chat pronouns
174:46
are egg slash cracked
174:48
incorrect what's your sexuality i'm a
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straight dude
174:52
i'm just kind of you know
174:53
vibing in a dress and some makeup and
174:56
cat is what's wrong with that and
174:57
eyelashes and
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in in the future acrylic nails what's up
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with that
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uh
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real hair yeah i grew my hair out
175:10
actually this is genuinely my hair uh
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i've done hair extensions before though
175:14
but we skipped it for a while but
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with fake butt oh yeah i'm with fake
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boobs
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and um usually thigh highs and uh you
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know shaved shaved legs [ __ ] like that
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still my earrings
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regular straight regular straight cis
175:30
dude vibes
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what you're telling me not
175:34
well you're telling me your uh your
175:36
brother doesn't do [ __ ] like this
175:38
should though he's been he's been weird
175:40
the homies don't do [ __ ] like this
175:42
they're being weird
175:43
where your hair looks awesome thank you
175:45
i grew up myself
175:47
it only took me a year it was awesome
175:50
did you i'd like to get acrylic nails
175:51
with uh
175:53
i like to get acrylic now sometime i've
175:55
only ever had gel
175:57
in my mind gel and acrylic nails are the
175:59
same [ __ ]
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because there's gel builder which is the
176:02
same thing kind of same
176:05
same you know
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accomplishment
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sneaky's
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different don't know what to say
176:13
i don't know what to say sneaky i don't
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know what you want me to say i don't i
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okay listen sneaky is different sneaky
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doesn't count as a dude sneaky counts as
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whatever the [ __ ] he appears as sneaky's
176:32
just he's just a little bit hot okay
176:36
finn's a sneaky stuff also true
176:39
what hair products do you use
176:41
shampoo and conditioner
176:43
i now actually made this account because
176:45
the username is just too good not to
176:47
when life gives you roses split her legs
176:50
moses when life gives you grapes then
176:53
get all them babes when life gives you
176:56
boobs
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what
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it just stopped
177:09
what the [ __ ]
177:14
dude that threw me for a [ __ ] loop it
177:16
just stopped and never said anything
177:17
after that when life gives you boobs
177:26
what the [ __ ] when life gives you boobs
177:35
what if the stream ended what if i did
177:37
that just just because it would have
177:38
been a good joke what if the stream
177:39
ended
177:40
i wish i had the balls the uh okay [ __ ]
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it
177:44
i'm gonna text my friend
177:45
uh who i previously went to go get nails
177:48
done with before and i'm quite frankly
177:51
oh [ __ ] or should i do it with
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[ __ ]
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who was it that did nails i'm gonna text
177:59
milly i've never done mine i've never
178:01
got my nails done on my own it always
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felt weird to me to not go with one of
178:05
my friends f1 nnc is sneaky and is
178:07
confused about his sexuality aha the
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biter has truly been bitten yes
178:14
all right i'm texting my friend millie
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uh who was it that did nails
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i think
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it's time for nails
178:24
need some christmas
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themed
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boys
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maybe not boys
178:34
need some christmas themes
178:40
hell yeah okay
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uh all right i will see how that gets
178:47
uh i'll see i'll see what happens there
178:50
it's gonna be weird because i've never
178:51
met them before and i gotta
178:53
i have to explain what the [ __ ] i do
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every single time without fail every
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single time i have to explain why the
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hell i'm doing all of this
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oh yeah like every time i when i got the
179:06
eyelashes done oh so funny story i
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actually just was a woman
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in front of people and that's my entire
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job hey i need to get nailed who did
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nails again
179:19
it's a very good idea that i should have
179:21
done i can't unsend an eye message
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though
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i'm fine
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good lord are you america i am not
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america i am england um
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you do being a woman better than me
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let's compare
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okay
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uh
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first image of you woman
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where's me
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okay
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wait let me just check this is actually
179:56
the right tab before i just click on a
179:57
tab it wasn't
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and i can find it though
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okay
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right
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who does
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shall i be
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let's find like i'm gonna like
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pick an image of me there we go like a
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most recent tweet all right most recent
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tweet of me woman
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okay get your nails done with your
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sister also two months boy
180:23
all right ready
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you
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woman real woman
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me
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fake woman but with gun
180:31
who
180:32
is better i'm being called out yes you
180:34
are who's better i sit in peace all day
180:39
so the so again you sit in pjs all day
180:43
right okay
180:46
i spent an hour getting ready
180:50
who deserves the win
180:54
paul modz i'm gonna need a poll let me
180:56
find a different one
180:57
uh
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this is the time i met the rock
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um
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i'm gonna influence this poll so bad uh
181:05
this is like
181:07
there we go i'm so sorry i'm being
181:09
unfair about this but it has to be
181:13
i want to win what can i say
181:15
it's got to be this way your style is
181:17
better than mine
181:19
it's not good
181:21
uh okay
181:22
let's see
181:24
hey dude you got the thigh highs i got
181:26
the same thigh-high lunch money
181:30
i didn't even need to bully him that bad
181:32
okay let's go
181:53
a fairer comparison
181:57
a fairer comparison don't let that sway
181:59
the vote check
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just just remember
182:02
remember who we like here
182:05
remember who's the favorite of the chat
182:07
okay remember who's the favorite board
182:08
is new boardy doesn't know you like i do
182:11
i'm cool i'm way cooler
182:16
don't
182:18
eye level eye level chat eye level high
182:20
level chat i love more chat
182:22
where your boobs look so real what the
182:24
[ __ ] i'm talented
182:26
uh
182:28
eye level only looking in the eyes
182:31
nowhere else i need like an eye tracker
182:33
on this stream at some point man
182:39
body probably follows through on
182:40
promises though okay well we're being
182:42
okay
182:45
are you looking at my book
182:47
no what boo what i
182:51
what color is
182:54
what
182:55
what might not scam us as much what
182:58
color are the flowers behind a chat what
183:00
color are the flowers behind body chat
183:04
okay
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good point
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what color skittles were behind me chat
183:13
what color skittles were behind me
183:16
yeah you didn't see the flowers down
183:17
there what are you looking at
183:19
i won what are you looking at chat what
183:21
are you not looking into her eyes what
183:23
are you not looking into a
183:25
hazel art green i don't know eyes
183:28
i wasn't looking uh
183:30
i'd
183:33
there was skittles
183:36
oh skittles over there they were green
183:38
they were sour skittles sent straight
183:39
from america
183:41
your eyeshadow was pink oh thank you
183:44
um
183:46
anyway now that we've properly compared
183:48
gori i was looking at your boobs
183:49
politely well that's fine it's okay when
183:52
you do it
183:53
um
183:54
what color was my
183:56
just a really obvious one
183:58
quick chat what color was what
184:02
what color was my bra i mean chat i mean
184:04
i mean wool i mean
184:08
uh it's like the tick tock sound what
184:11
color was the bro i mean boobs i mean
184:14
all right
184:15
it's okay when you look at my boobs body
184:17
well they're not real
184:19
i some reason a married man once
184:22
recently
184:25
[Music]
184:28
look at my eyes
184:31
oh [ __ ] i ruined it [ __ ] i was gonna go
184:33
into that
184:34
we'll
184:35
no boobs eyes only if you feel inferior
184:38
to her you can grow your own good point
184:42
no boobs
184:45
look at my eyes
184:47
no boobs
184:50
only eyes
184:57
no boobs
185:01
no boobs only guys all right
185:04
yeah
185:06
i was once recently asked by a married
185:08
man whether his wife would be uh mad at
185:11
him
185:11
or no actually
185:13
some of you may know him it's called
185:14
woody's gamer what is gamertag woody he
185:16
uh he asked his wife if he's allowed to
185:18
look at my titties
185:21
the wife said no
185:23
why
185:26
he also asks is he allowed to look he
185:28
had another male friend that had gained
185:30
a bit of weight am i allowed to look at
185:31
his
185:32
just a regular shirtless dude
185:34
fully shirtless dude though but with
185:36
like pecs his titties or my titties his
185:39
titties were arguably bigger
185:41
but the wife didn't not allow him to
185:43
look at my boobs
185:44
but did allow him to look at his
185:47
where's the justice
185:49
where's the justice i don't know the uh
185:52
i just just like to inquire why same
185:54
it's the same thing
185:57
it's the same thing
185:59
i don't get it
186:05
it this is why we need feminism it's the
186:07
same thing it's just two dudes chests
186:09
there are no boobs in that picture chat
186:12
look okay look at this regular man
186:15
regular man that you'd see walking down
186:17
the street regular manchester nothing
186:18
wrong with that at all i see no
186:20
difference
186:22
um
186:23
[Music]
186:26
maintain eye contact do not look down
186:30
that would be impolite do not do it
186:35
why do you gotta br don't br i've gotta
186:38
the
186:39
eye contact only maintain alternatively
186:42
feel free
186:43
gaze
186:45
look upon
186:46
admire whatever you do desire
186:50
hold them jiggle them
186:52
play with them a bit squeeze them shake
186:54
him up and down
186:56
eye contact
186:59
eye contact only
187:01
nice hair nice eyes cool eyebrows today
187:04
wow what's that cup you're holding looks
187:06
delicious
187:14
take a handful take a handful
187:18
that is the difference in our society
187:21
and i think it's unfair
187:24
why
187:25
you know i don't know
187:27
i i don't know why
187:28
the world has to be this way
187:30
maybe
187:31
maybe we do need feminism maybe we do
187:33
need sex maybe we do need um equality
187:36
you know maybe i'll change my mind i am
187:38
for equality now
187:42
good luck
187:45
i'm a woman myself i can
187:50
done
187:53
take a handful
187:56
one day society will fix itself
187:59
we have to affect change in this world
188:03
chat do be looking with envy like this
188:06
malevolent gays
188:10
malevolent gays
188:12
the male gays
188:14
what the [ __ ] my wife wants a divorce
188:17
i'm duke
188:19
uber stink
188:21
i won't wash my hands twelve men with
188:25
bats are gonna show up at my house and
188:28
beat me to death i've got a huge ass
188:32
i live in the bathroom and my friends
188:35
visit me in the bathroom where i live
188:38
i've [ __ ] in my camo pants
188:41
i wanna dip my balls in it time
188:46
i live in the bathroom and my friends
188:47
visit me in the bathroom where i live
188:51
that's pretty good
188:54
oh [ __ ] like
189:00
[Music]
189:02
some [ __ ] there
189:04
i may be betting confused but i think
189:06
you want me to jiggle and squeeze your
189:08
eyeballs
189:10
yes
189:13
let's let's talk about the situation as
189:14
it currently is i was only talking about
189:18
me and buddy's eyes
189:19
and i'm matt today we're trying to break
189:21
as many laws as possible
189:23
a three dollar admission fee is well
189:25
look at my giant arms right there
189:27
so this is a pretty reasonable lot i
189:29
don't want my house blown up by a cannon
189:34
it shows you a lot of faces that look
189:35
like some sort of wall of ham you're not
189:37
seeing this pink more confetti here we
189:39
go there once was a man from
189:43
it's true that humans are extremely
189:45
dangerous
189:52
cool
189:53
legal
189:55
illegal illegal i'd
190:02
get this man i'm not entirely sure that
190:04
i understand everything about tom scott
190:06
i haven't i don't have a good handful on
190:08
his personality you know what i mean
190:10
also look how giant my arm is right now
190:12
look how muscly that [ __ ] is god damn
190:16
wowie look at that
190:18
dude
190:20
arnold's got [ __ ] nothing on this
190:22
look at that arm
190:25
look at that giant arm
190:27
look at that
190:29
my god that looks horrific
190:33
it's why is it 2d okay
190:36
what the [ __ ]
190:38
skinny minimal muscle weak how dare you
190:41
i have good big arms
190:43
stop being so mean to me about my giant
190:46
arms
190:53
i bet you i could probably get a good
190:54
like
190:55
china exported a toy dancing cactus that
190:58
has the cow jam song loaded i saw that
191:00
to it walmart in ontario is recalling
191:03
them d
191:05
it's a good song it just as long as you
191:07
don't look up the lyrics
191:10
you can't part that there mate [ __ ] off
191:16
funny
191:17
strong woman yep i didn't realize this
191:19
was gonna be a media share stream it
191:21
just turned into one big media arms hell
191:24
yeah
191:25
big mediums that i trained with
191:27
butterfly knives why is ruby text to me
191:33
okay
191:34
it's an arm i thought it was a bean a
191:36
bean
191:39
what the [ __ ]
191:41
do you know what a
191:46
how does
191:47
how to make it make sense
191:50
make it make sense
191:52
it looks like a bean
191:55
make it makes sense
191:57
how hard what about my arm
192:01
what about it
192:07
i don't get it man
192:11
been built like a lugum legume what the
192:14
[ __ ]
192:19
what is a legume
192:22
what are legumes
192:23
what are the girls
192:26
what are legumes
192:32
[Music]
192:35
monkey
192:40
legumes
192:41
what the [ __ ]
192:44
do you know what a
192:45
lagoon is no
192:47
lagoon
192:49
english premier league
192:52
beans
192:54
after
192:56
one
192:58
manchester united today that's all the
193:00
word
193:02
this is a balance for
193:05
least united one
193:07
why is he sounding exactly 74
193:11
so visit the front not dead one
193:14
what do you sound like he's got one
193:15
breath
193:20
no
193:23
sun sunday
193:26
westbrook
193:34
what the [ __ ]
193:38
that was the best one
193:39
they bugging bro why bro bro
193:43
bro
193:43
she made [ __ ]
193:45
beans what the [ __ ]
193:51
it's actually called a legume
193:57
what an idiot
193:58
what an idiot
193:59
any plant that uses bacteria i don't
194:01
care what do you think i'm science no
194:08
i don't care about legumes this one's
194:10
just [ __ ] pasta
194:12
this guy there's nothing
194:15
the diverse legume i've reached an
194:17
entire world
194:18
i don't get any of it
194:22
roses right i am not science and i
194:24
refuse to be
194:31
have this again
194:35
have what
194:36
i'm not even oh good lord okay
194:38
straighten my hair oh no
194:42
um
194:44
no
194:45
i want no
194:46
i like the bit of curl in it i kind of
194:49
do like the a bit a little bit of curl
194:50
in it but like i'll brush it a bit but i
194:54
like the little bit of like
194:56
movement it has you know what i mean oh
194:58
my god i like it this looks better to me
195:00
than just straight right now
195:02
you have some strings hanging from your
195:04
dress oh wait never mind it's just your
195:06
arms one second
195:08
one second i've gotta play that again
195:14
one sec i gotta find that
195:16
shout out to ko to animation for proving
195:19
how manly you are about it
195:21
one sec
195:23
how i look right now to me seems very
195:25
normal right like it seems like very
195:28
normalized now but it didn't used to
195:31
[ __ ] like looks like there's
195:35
ah
195:41
very normal
195:44
i'm i appreciate that they draw me so
195:46
well right and so accurately and hot why
195:48
is there an egg that's cracked on the
195:50
desk
195:52
that's one thing i don't like about that
195:53
stuff i actually
195:55
oh my god i'm not subscribed i'm
195:56
subscribed now what the [ __ ] ah i'm
195:58
subscribed on my main account now hell
196:00
yes
196:01
okay
196:02
i want to try a dif
196:05
what the [ __ ]
196:06
hold on i went onto my youtube homepage
196:07
now after searching that look what i
196:09
find
196:10
watching finster for the first time
196:20
i like the clockwork orange scene for
196:22
this [ __ ]
196:25
nice
196:26
[Music]
196:30
jesus
196:35
what the [ __ ] how accurate is this
196:38
please check boobs wait what do you mean
196:40
which boobs check chat couldn't find the
196:42
comment but somebody asked me what it
196:45
means boob check oh i'm so sorry
196:48
sorry about the boobs driving around
196:50
this is great going to an irish pub to
196:54
drink a belgian beer then traveling home
196:57
and grabbing an indian curry or turkish
197:00
kebab on the way to sit on a swedish
197:03
sofa furnace before i'll buy a different
197:05
dude
197:06
japanese tvs we buy holiday homes in
197:09
spain we ski in front
197:11
and we
197:12
nice
197:13
and yes i'm so sorry sometimes the fake
197:15
boob does show a little bit
197:21
this is a packet and bottle of
197:23
freeze-dried urine and the united states
197:25
government will sell it to you for nine
197:27
hundred and eighty three dollars plus
197:30
shipping which is perhaps the strangest
197:32
sentence i've ever started a video with
197:33
but it's true
197:34
i wanna try something i wanna do a
197:36
different lipstick
197:38
watch somehow
197:47
i will see you momentarily i'm going to
197:49
quickly take this up at least i'm going
197:51
to grab a thing to be able to take it
197:53
off
197:54
[Applause]
198:14
don't talk about the chair
198:17
stop giving it attention
198:20
[Applause]
198:23
no idea what the [ __ ] just happened
198:26
miracle water hell yeah
198:28
my favorite dude
198:30
i've got if dude if you're not on the
198:31
train of micellar water take off your
198:34
makeup
198:35
what the [ __ ] are you doing
198:37
so you know say it
198:40
little one that's it probably purple big
198:43
little alarm
198:50
is it just me that wants finn to go on a
198:52
date with a random guy and see if he can
198:54
figure out that finn is a boy scottish
198:56
people can say they would what do you
198:58
mean
198:59
what do you mean
199:00
listen
199:01
i appreciate the compliment
199:03
of
199:04
wow finn you look so incredibly feminine
199:08
but yes they would immediately figure
199:10
out that i am a man
199:12
immediately
199:13
i talk like this
199:15
and i look like this what do you mean
199:19
dude
199:20
bro
199:23
which one of us is getting the bill
199:27
me with my
199:31
that just that would be the hard thing
199:32
to work out which one of us gets the
199:34
bill
199:37
okay
199:39
i'd say we split it just in any fair
199:42
relationship will be all right should we
199:44
do i've just taken the other lipstick
199:46
off by the way
199:47
uh the other option was to do a hot pink
199:49
uh i'm not sure which one but i will
199:51
also give you different options we did a
199:52
sparkly pink last time uh either we do
199:56
lip gloss
199:57
or
199:59
a nude a darker nude a nude color what
200:03
do you think
200:05
what do you believe would be a good idea
200:07
a nude
200:09
a hot pink
200:10
or a pink gloss
200:13
what sounds good
200:15
do let me know have i broken that oh my
200:17
[ __ ] god no i'm good
200:21
[Music]
200:22
i need a pole i need a pole for this
200:24
mods my goal still stands to build you
200:26
cool stuff on your sun island
200:29
yes or no we will work this out after
200:32
after the stream
200:34
because i can't just i i need to do it
200:36
for a video and stuff i can't just have
200:38
stuff happen on the island magically
200:40
it's in the next video without
200:41
explaining it
200:44
what do you think
200:47
i need a poll mods
200:49
mods just use a feminine voice
200:54
hi
200:59
would you like fries for that order
201:02
yep
201:04
yep someone said time for gfm boy cat
201:07
waifu do you think i do you think it
201:09
works do you think any would notice that
201:10
i'm not a man oh sorry what the [ __ ]
201:12
that i am a man do you think people
201:13
would think that i'm not a man hi finn i
201:15
finally got the chance to hold my
201:16
cousin's daughter ella rose for the
201:18
first time today during a thanksgiving
201:20
family meal
201:21
she is so cute and tiny hopefully i'll
201:24
get to hold her again soon but she lives
201:26
several hours away from me in another
201:28
state
201:31
oh yeah
201:32
that's nice
201:33
well she's is it cold in your room kinda
201:36
looks like it
201:38
what gives you that impression
201:42
what gives you that impression
201:46
i'll give you that impression set
201:50
noise i'll write you on discord if okay
201:55
what were the options oh good lord i'll
201:57
do it
202:00
i'll do it all right boys i need you to
202:02
vote in a poll okay
202:04
uh all right
202:14
all right vote for whichever you think
202:16
is the app is the is the most tasteful
202:18
and the best please go time for i was
202:22
busy i don't believe you stuff
202:24
how dare you
202:26
you're fired okay next
202:29
i'm not i'm not being a [ __ ] today
202:31
do you want to see my tears
202:36
just remember something
202:42
just remembered something just
202:45
oh it's news good to know
202:47
all right what are people thinking oh
202:49
holy [ __ ] that's way more split than i
202:50
thought it'd be it's nude 43 of the poll
202:53
light pink lost 24 percent of being the
202:55
least hot pink at 33
202:57
knew it seems to be taking an early lead
202:59
here and there doesn't seem to be much
203:01
movement in the polls 45 percent on nude
203:02
so far hot pink dropping that daddy
203:04
wamps in 23 on light pink
203:07
up 32 percent back up on up in glass 46
203:10
going to nude it is consolidating all
203:12
into the nude category
203:13
everyone seems to want this exact one
203:16
although still not a majority percentage
203:18
of the vote hot pink still pulling a
203:20
little bit more forward
203:21
i'm starting to see nude coming up in
203:22
the polls here we've seen excellent
203:24
excellent uh results from new before in
203:26
the past we've also seen good results
203:28
from light pink gloss but these don't
203:29
seem to be doing that well in this round
203:32
some bits and what happened to my media
203:33
share
203:36
no idea
203:37
i have no clue i'm not even controlling
203:40
it
203:41
it could have got flagged immediately if
203:42
it gets flagged for like copyright it
203:44
doesn't play automatically six months on
203:46
to a year i think nude's winning this
203:47
one we're getting to the end of the poll
203:49
it hasn't made it i dude that that is
203:50
the steadiest i've seen a poll in so
203:52
[ __ ] long all right
203:54
uh
203:55
still not gaining a majority power
203:57
interesting nude wins at so far 47
204:00
percent of the votes okay
204:04
which one do i do i've got so many
204:06
different ones it is gonna be a slightly
204:07
darker color though so okay number one
204:11
uh let me do like a s
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swatch on my hand i'm terrible at this
204:16
[ __ ] holy hell
204:18
okay
204:21
let me try and remember which order this
204:23
is in as well
204:24
okay one two
204:27
and then
204:30
there's another one here somewhere
204:32
okay three
204:34
it's more red
204:36
slash maroon
204:39
okay
204:41
there's number three
204:42
[Music]
204:44
right and then i've got
204:46
more jank
204:49
come on
204:50
yeah yeah
204:51
zoman sir
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[Music]
205:20
i know the language
205:26
[Music]
205:28
i i i don't know anyway okay here's
205:31
here's the different swatches of nude
205:33
but it doesn't look very nude okay
205:35
here's that and there's also a nude lip
205:38
gloss
205:39
and a
205:41
slightly and a nude lip a different one
205:44
that i haven't done a swatch for me and
205:45
i don't know i'll do that now
205:51
with
205:53
well that one which i've just done a
205:54
mark
205:55
there
205:57
which you can't even [ __ ] tell the
205:58
difference
206:00
they all look so similar
206:02
okay
206:03
new gloss
206:04
it's the
206:05
the new gloss is gonna be like the most
206:07
neutral one
206:10
but also a little bit boring
206:13
so i usually don't ever use that one the
206:15
darker one
206:17
what do you think
206:18
they're like
206:20
there's the darker one there's slightly
206:21
lighter
206:23
the last one
206:25
the last one might be the best but i'm
206:27
not sure i've used the last one before
206:30
just any nude go for the pink one
206:35
not even part of the part okay [ __ ] it
206:36
i'm gonna use
206:38
i'll use this one just to see i don't
206:40
think i've ever used this before i'll
206:42
show you how it sort of looks okay one
206:44
minute i can always just redo it
206:48
darker we'll see
206:49
slightly
206:51
i okay i sure i was masculine i am not
206:54
as masculine now i have adopted slightly
206:56
more feminine
206:58
activities that i do on a day today
207:00
the thing i remember was this
207:10
is this doesn't really change my website
207:40
okay all right wait [ __ ] which lid was
207:43
this okay
207:45
there you go
207:50
where's my like where's my like sound
207:52
effect for this like a
207:54
clapping or something i don't know
207:57
this so there's that
208:00
which is like
208:01
this slightly darker but more like i
208:04
don't know what do you think
208:08
so pretty i do like it it's pretty
208:10
alright but
208:15
what think
208:16
mods are gone clap for mods oh no what
208:20
what happened oh [ __ ] now is stuff gone
208:24
no okay we're fine oh it's very nice and
208:27
natural and pretty thank you
208:29
so cool
208:30
this is like the more normal one besides
208:32
like
208:34
this the more normal version of the
208:37
of my looks i usually never do nude
208:39
lips
208:40
it might look good with uh hey glass i
208:43
don't know
208:45
i'm here but i'm taking my time that's
208:46
fine mods are gone mods are not gone
208:48
we're fine okay
208:50
we've we're still slightly protected
208:51
with stuff
208:53
guys look up oh who the [ __ ] was it what
208:55
happened
208:57
13 months punk i have an idea to do
209:01
the nude lip gloss over top of that so i
209:04
can brighten it up a little bit but i'm
209:06
not sure can we get some more poses with
209:08
your baby gowns as an american i would
209:10
appreciate it love you rose
209:14
i'm gonna do one if i had a i'm trying
209:16
to match them to my outfits i can't
209:18
think of one that matches this one
209:19
though
209:21
maybe like a beretta i don't have a if i
209:23
had a silver gun that wasn't a revolver
209:26
do i have one no
209:28
let's see
209:31
[Music]
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ah
209:48
i'm not doing a lot of lip gloss
209:51
however
209:52
i kind of just want to see it
209:55
see if it works or not
209:57
oh [ __ ] honestly like that less
210:00
damn i think that was a mistake i think
210:02
lip gloss looks worse
210:04
makes it look more orangey i don't like
210:06
that damn i don't like that as much [ __ ]
210:08
okay [ __ ] it we'll try a different one
210:10
in the meantime
210:11
i like that looks better
210:16
i like it less i think the first one was
210:19
better
210:20
good to know
210:22
however
210:24
all right let's see what else we can do
210:26
there's different i dude i'm using the
210:28
easiest [ __ ] to take off lipsticks the
210:30
[ __ ] easiest thing to swap
210:35
anyway
210:36
always like a glossy appearance sure but
210:38
i don't like the color of it as much now
210:43
i didn't prefer the english rose
210:45
lipstick i preferred it when it was just
210:46
the nude lipstick without the glass on
210:49
it though
210:54
don't take it off layer it what do you
210:56
mean don't take it off layer it i've
210:57
already that's what i just did then i
210:59
said i didn't like it as much
211:03
what the [ __ ]
211:17
easy [ __ ] all right back to normal
211:20
what next
211:23
i end up smearing it everywhere when i
211:25
try to remove it use don't use a makeup
211:26
wipe use micellar water [ __ ] just melts
211:28
away it's great
211:31
oh yeah rub the mat rub your mouth
211:33
harder there's no [ __ ] way that does
211:35
it for anyone what foundation do you use
211:37
i don't use foundation i just use some
211:39
concealer and i use
211:43
i use concealer on like under my eyes
211:45
and then like on random spots
211:48
i use the thing that i've lost somehow
211:50
what the [ __ ] have i lost that
211:53
oh
211:55
revolution
211:58
concealer
212:00
okay
212:01
what do you think now you voted for noob
212:04
before and there's three different ones
212:06
of nude there's like a more brown one
212:10
and there's a more red one
212:13
like a more maroony
212:15
i'd call it maroon i only recently
212:17
learned the color maroon and now
212:19
everything is moving the racing chair is
212:21
not good for you back watch the video
212:23
plaza
212:27
i know the race chair is not good for my
212:28
back but it looks so cool i know i can
212:30
get different i know i can get different
212:32
chairs i can go to go get a herman
212:34
miller amazing chair and it'd be so much
212:36
better for my back but
212:37
they look so nice that looks so epic
212:39
dude
212:41
okay let's see
212:46
[Music]
212:54
kind of goofed on the obligation
213:04
it's spider time your [ __ ] too but
213:09
what does that even mean
213:46
okay
213:48
you know what
213:51
i think this one might be the one and
213:53
also i've just realized
213:55
it's gonna be great because this one's
213:57
gonna be a little bit more red
213:59
and i can do the kiss envelope thing
214:01
with this one a bit better hold on
214:06
look at that
214:07
way better okay
214:10
nice and it like blotted it a bit let's
214:12
[ __ ] go there we go
214:14
and that's going to i'm kidding
214:17
so
214:19
all my vids got copyright rejected so
214:22
now it's time to pay
214:25
is it gonna be me
214:36
[Music]
214:52
nice
214:55
what the [ __ ]
214:58
uh
215:03
when does the stream end i don't know
215:05
whenever i want it to i mean i've got to
215:07
go to goddamn berlin so i'm just kind of
215:09
staying awake i've gotta leave [ __ ] i
215:11
gotta pack my bags good lord i'm only
215:13
staying for like three days though so i
215:14
say pack my bags i'm gonna pack a
215:16
backpack i'm gonna do like one outfit uh
215:19
but it's gonna be a somewhat normal one
215:21
so i've gotta do like a somewhat normal
215:23
outfit some makeup to bring
215:25
um and then
215:27
you know like
215:29
i don't know maybe just like a simple
215:30
like this skirt and a shirt skirting a
215:32
shirt easy
215:34
skirting a shirt something like that and
215:36
then i'm gonna maybe go around and like
215:38
or like leggings or some [ __ ] like that
215:39
i'm not sure
215:40
and go around go around in berlin go
215:42
around the christmas markets maybe
215:44
do some do some streaming or i can
215:46
stream from down from maurice's place
215:48
it'd be fun
215:51
to the new people here rose can't handle
215:54
how naturally feminine and beautiful she
215:56
is
215:57
all this stuff about needing makeup to
215:59
look pretty is pure copium
216:06
pack the knight gown d
216:10
no
216:12
what are you trans sorry for asking
216:13
no
216:14
uh just the dude just the just a man
216:17
genuinely just a man
216:19
um i'm very sorry
216:22
very sorry to disappoint you i am boring
216:24
and a man
216:27
i'm sorry my titties couldn't be real i
216:30
honestly
216:33
i've got a streamer for you to watch so
216:35
uh if you
216:36
want to go check out uh body you can see
216:38
a real woman in action
216:40
uh but for me
216:42
i'm just laughing a little bit right now
216:45
what the [ __ ] what do you mean what the
216:46
[ __ ]
216:50
i just said the body the real woman
216:53
there you go
216:55
that's that's a that's a
216:57
compliment i don't know that's a fact i
217:00
guess
217:04
i'm laughing a little bit
217:07
i'm just like
217:08
what's it called what am i doing i'm
217:10
culturally appropriating
217:13
[Music]
217:20
let's [ __ ] go
217:22
i think that's probably the funniest
217:24
thing that i've i've loved that the
217:26
funniest insult that i've ever had
217:28
or that the funniest like thing that any
217:30
trans person has ever told me one of my
217:32
friends who's a trans girl said that i
217:34
was uh i was appropriating her culture
217:37
and i thought that was very funny
217:41
she didn't mean it i mean
217:43
you know she didn't mean in a bad way
217:45
it was funny though
217:46
that's definitely the best insult i've
217:48
ever had
217:49
i like to think of myself
217:52
it's appropriating it anyway
217:55
go live on the plane oh yeah as this
217:58
plane dude the cheap flight that i got
218:00
they're known for their great internet
218:02
i'd love i i wish to tell you more
218:04
details about it but as soon as i tell
218:05
you any details about
218:07
what i'm doing and where i'm going
218:08
you'll immediately like
218:10
some some [ __ ] psycho is gonna like
218:12
find the flight and
218:14
do some weird [ __ ]
218:15
or like fire me in berlin
218:17
i don't know
218:19
am i even really going to build in who
218:21
knows
218:22
uh
218:24
hold phone out the window for a good
218:25
signal
218:26
oh i never thought about that wait what
218:28
would actually happen if you stuck okay
218:29
i know you can't but what would actually
218:30
happen if you stuck your arm out of
218:31
window would it be like um
218:33
like a snow piercer situation where i
218:35
just freeze or some [ __ ] would it just
218:37
like the force of the thing just snap it
218:39
what happened
218:42
break your arm ah how fast do planes go
218:47
i feel like a child
218:48
like just asking dumb [ __ ] questions
218:51
like see a plane in the air
218:52
how fast is that how big is that thing
218:55
over there very big honey it's going
218:58
quite fast
218:59
it doesn't look like it's going very
219:01
fast
219:03
i have this do you want to do a quick
219:05
bit of gum posing what could i do
219:08
wait hold on just click it make sure
219:11
uh
219:12
it's on safe
219:16
it's now unsafe
219:23
how much for you to get a what the [ __ ]
219:24
how much for you to get a boob job just
219:26
as a joke question
219:28
i think i've said this
219:31
it depends how long it's for if it's for
219:32
lifetime oh my god
219:34
so much money if it's for like a year
219:39
grabs your like 300k that's fun i was in
219:42
a band i'd get real boobs for 300k for a
219:45
year
219:46
but for only a year
219:53
hi i'm renata bliss and i'm your
219:55
freestyle dance teacher
220:02
mother trucker dude that hurt like a
220:05
place dude
220:07
what's your performance 600k for life
220:09
[ __ ] no like okay boys
220:14
six months 150k chat let's do it no no
220:16
no there's a minimum amount there's a
220:18
minimum amount it's 300k like minimum
220:21
for the year i do it for a year
220:27
like yeah
220:28
i think 300k
220:33
is
220:34
probably it
220:36
because you got to think about the risk
220:38
recovery and getting them out and
220:39
everything again 300k is a good price
220:41
true 300k is the lowest price i'd do
220:45
for a year because i've heard how they
220:47
do them now there's like they go in
220:49
through your armpit and [ __ ] that's just
220:51
nuts
220:52
but although
220:58
yeah dude for 299 thought we're just
221:01
gonna slowly go down you're haggling
221:03
with me really no not for two hundred
221:06
ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety
221:07
nine ninety cents i won't even i won't
221:09
even lose a cent over it
221:12
it's 300k plus the cost of procedure and
221:14
recovery that's what it is i don't know
221:16
what that's going to equal but that's
221:18
what it's for
221:19
uh
221:20
that's usually for saline implants since
221:22
they just inflate them after insulation
221:25
weird but that's kind of nifty
221:28
he says for a year but if they look good
221:29
enough uh it might just stay
221:31
i the thing is
221:33
i'm not no one's gonna give me 300 no
221:35
one's going to give a random dude on the
221:36
internet 300 grand to get a boob job and
221:39
i'm not going to bother doing any work
221:40
for it either i'm not going to do a a
221:42
goal for it let me stream it if a
221:44
wealthy if a wealthy person comes to me
221:46
and says hey buddy i got 300k
221:52
then yeah you know
221:54
like if you know if bill gates
221:55
approached me then sure
221:57
i'd go for it
222:00
we gave you at least 500k so far
222:03
you have not i have my bank account and
222:05
it's not that much money
222:08
i have 300k would you like to give it to
222:10
me for boobs
222:13
i'm forgot the gofundme
222:16
i'm all right is this 300k before tax or
222:19
after tax
222:20
oh
222:24
how much would that be after tax
222:30
after tax that's an after-tax 300k
222:33
yeah that's enough that's got to be an
222:35
after-tax 300k
222:37
yeah
222:38
bubs any oil is
222:43
so you're telling me there's a chance no
222:50
[Music]
223:00
what would i do with the boobs
223:03
i don't know how old are you i'm 21.
223:06
300k american yeah 300k usd baby
223:11
uh probably been asked already but i'll
223:13
be that guy any update on an only fence
223:15
it's not gonna happen are you really 21
223:17
yeah how old do you think i am
223:20
i'm
223:23
how old are you
223:25
wait i don't know why i'm googling it
223:26
but i can just that body age
223:32
26 australia
223:35
yo
223:36
you've survived 26 years in australia
223:40
actually it's a bigger deal
223:42
i'm also 21. what i don't want to talk
223:44
about
223:47
this [ __ ] survived 26 years in
223:49
spider and snake land
223:52
well done
223:53
that's impressive
223:55
i thought he was 17 you thought i was 17
223:59
oh my god what the [ __ ]
224:01
no
224:03
good lord
224:05
i was dumb at 17.
224:09
wait what the [ __ ] you're a boy so many
224:12
so many realizations this stream
224:15
you're 21 and a boy
224:18
i can look like i'm [ __ ]
224:20
26
224:22
26 in australian years that's like 50
224:24
years for the rest of the world
224:28
bob fund mission started let's go chat
224:30
we run this show not him
224:33
that sounds like a [ __ ] that's that
224:35
seems like a 5 donation not a 300 000
224:37
donation i'm counting everything that's
224:39
not a 300 000 donation as not a part of
224:42
the golf if someone donates 300 000
224:45
dollars
224:46
i would say refund it so you can pay me
224:48
uh privately so it doesn't get the
224:51
[ __ ] 10
224:52
paypal tax or whatever the [ __ ] it is
224:54
um
224:55
however
224:59
hit me up
225:00
just dm me on twitter just say hey dude
225:03
i'm a millionaire
225:04
uh i got 300k
225:06
and i know this really good uh surgeon
225:08
dude just hit me up
225:12
send cash to the po box yes if you do
225:14
send cash to the po box it must be in a
225:16
briefcase with a light in it so i can
225:18
open it preferably with like a little
225:20
speaker as well so it goes oh you know
225:21
with a light that shines in my face
225:23
that'd be cool wait you're human yes
225:25
i'm 52 getting old is fine it's a matter
225:27
of attitude
225:29
getting old in australia though
225:33
definitely not a matter of attitude
225:34
that's a matter of survival of a fittest
225:36
finn wants a sugar daddy confirmed
225:38
why is that so shocking to you
225:41
everyone wants a sugarcane
225:43
everyone wants a sugar daddy
225:46
i don't get it
225:49
hr2 would be far cheaper and better
225:51
incorrect safer growing up here than
225:53
america
226:05
child deaths
226:10
australia
226:19
okay
226:20
let's see what's the child more oh my
226:23
god there's a stat
226:25
okay so
226:27
10 to 12 per hundred thousand
226:31
let's see the usa
226:34
f1 n how much for nsfw rose nft
226:39
23.
226:44
it is twice as safe actually
226:46
that's an interesting stat
226:48
uh child death right
226:52
uk
227:00
what what the [ __ ]
227:07
280
227:09
america had 23. what the [ __ ] just
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happened right there
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what
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oh
227:19
wait what
227:27
i'm always so confused about how
227:29
dangerous the uk is because it never it
227:30
doesn't seem that bad but then i look at
227:32
stats and i'm like what the [ __ ]
227:36
[Music]
227:39
limit the search to the ones who were
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only six
227:44
eight we got eight
227:46
we're safer than both here let's [ __ ]
227:48
go let's [ __ ] go
227:50
safer than australia safer than the us
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let's go uk
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the least child deaths
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it's because children can't properly
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grip knives
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you never want to hear when working on
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turbine engines
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when are you going out to a bar with
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milli to see if someone picks on you all
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solana three
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uh
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i have i'm definitely not gonna go out
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to a bar with milly correct answers
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cause millie
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oh
228:21
you're bicurious my faves are playing
228:23
london in february
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you are
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it's not chicks with dicks it's not a
228:28
[ __ ] restaurant
228:30
they're saying holy [ __ ]
228:34
what is it called
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what when you're like bisexual no it's
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when you think dudes with dicks who also
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have boobs are [ __ ] hot oh i think
228:43
that too right what are they called
228:46
like where's the tram
228:50
did she what the [ __ ] did she say
228:53
did she what did she say trans what the
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[ __ ] uh anyway um
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chicks with dicks isn't that a
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restaurant that'd be a damn good
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restaurant
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um
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what the hell
229:13
excuse such a dumbass but he's funny
229:15
though good point
229:17
maybe i should join otk i'm waiting on
229:19
that i'm waiting on the j schlatt otk
229:21
invite i'm gonna get my visa though
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okay
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shut the [ __ ] up anyway um
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new improved name for fanboy hooters
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chicks with dicks
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i think that's decent well we were
229:34
talking about something else before we
229:36
got on to child deaths we gotta have
229:38
been talking something else besides
229:40
child deaths really
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age
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that's boring too
229:51
you were gonna get a boob jump for 200k
229:53
you're gaslighting me it was 300 how
229:55
dare you um
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sorry yeah i was talking about finding a
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sugar daddy
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who wouldn't take a sugar daddy
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if it was just to go and get
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a bit of minor plastic surgery for 300k
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i don't know man
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that sounds that sounds like it's worth
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it
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me but if a rich lady wants to give me
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money sure the different white boy if
230:23
the difference of where the money's
230:25
coming from matters based on if it's a
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sugar daddy or sugar mummy
230:29
but the end result's the same
230:31
you don't have to do anything other than
230:33
get the surgery it's just it comes from
230:35
a dude's bank account i don't give a
230:37
[ __ ] about if it's a dude or woman at
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that point if i have to talk to them it
230:41
matters a bit
230:42
if you have to go on a date with them oh
230:44
it matters a lot but then [ __ ] removal
230:46
what the [ __ ] 100 million pound 100
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million
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50 million
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100 million no
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50
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what's a fair price
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100 million
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100
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100 million
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75 million pounds
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dollars let's say dollars is simpler
231:15
let's say 75 million 10 million final
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offer no
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75 million dollars
231:22
my my my pp worth a lot more than 10
231:25
million
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50 million that's it i'll talk to a guy
231:28
good to know uh
231:35
he went lower freudian slip well i was
231:36
trying to think of my absolute lowest
231:38
and i put myself in the position of like
231:40
if someone genuinely offered me 50
231:42
million would you take it i went no it's
231:43
not worth it it's not worth it i can
231:46
spend 50 million i don't think i could
231:48
spend 100 million what do you spend 100
231:50
million on
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you know
231:57
ah that thing's the most valuable
232:00
[ __ ] sake
232:02
i got killed on my minecraft world
232:06
[ __ ] sake what the hell
232:08
wait
232:10
one second i gotta get my [ __ ] back
232:13
blaze murdered me
232:15
this little piece of [ __ ] how much for
232:17
only vans
232:19
50 million
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uh
232:23
by the way i upgraded my basic a bit
232:24
look at this i got a cool me system i
232:27
got a bunch of [ __ ] going on
232:29
i got a [ __ ]
232:30
what's it called got a rattler plants
232:33
are better than hrt
232:35
what
232:37
um because
232:39
you can just like go straight back from
232:42
like let's say you wanted to get
232:43
implants or something way to get all
232:44
right dude it's really well organized
232:47
it's dude look how much [ __ ] i've got
232:48
i've got like hundreds of thousands of
232:50
things anyway if you were gonna do like
232:54
implants you can just go right back on
232:57
implants don't break your dick implants
232:58
don't break you they don't change
232:59
anything else about you
233:01
i don't really want to become a woman
233:05
but
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titties anyway
233:10
are you trans no that's exactly what i
233:12
want to cause
233:13
that's exactly what i want to take asia
233:14
too the uh
233:17
but you know
233:19
for 300k titties easy
233:21
however
233:22
price for [ __ ] doing hrt for an
233:25
equivalent amount of time [ __ ] that
233:27
that's a lot i don't think i could
233:28
actually physically deal with that
233:32
you trains
233:34
i like trains but not as much as that
233:35
one dude on tick tock i'm getting tired
233:37
my jokes are getting less funny i am
233:39
gonna leave and it's also been four
233:41
hours and now i kind of just want to
233:43
play minecraft and look pretty
233:45
um
233:49
no i love you don't leave
233:51
i'll play minecraft for a bit i want to
233:53
play minecraft for a bit you want i want
233:55
to show you what i've done in minecraft
233:56
for like 10 minutes and then i'm leaving
233:59
all right
234:00
look what i did in minecraft
234:02
so
234:03
here's how it all started by the way i
234:04
got a jet pack i'm not sure if i showed
234:07
you i have a jet pack now and my island
234:10
has significantly changed i've made a
234:11
little house in a mountain
234:13
a bunch of waypoints everywhere i have
234:15
made a little this like line going up
234:17
here is a giant cable with it's the best
234:20
cable you can get in the game well mad
234:22
packets feed the beast direwolf i made
234:24
like a little wind farm up here i plan
234:27
to expand this by quite a bit
234:30
uh and it generates the absolute most
234:33
when it's uh
234:34
when it's up high
234:36
all right
234:38
okay
234:39
let's see
234:40
uh
234:41
what else have i done i made everything
234:43
sort of marbly i made a cool tree farm
234:46
let's see oh change stream game no
234:48
because i'm not gonna be doing this for
234:49
very long okay here's what else i did i
234:52
did like i i found this mod called
234:54
dimensions
234:55
this [ __ ] is the hardest mod to get
234:57
going you have to collect so much
235:01
stuff for it
235:02
it's so much hunting and gathering you
235:05
have to do oh i made my i made a
235:07
silicone production automatic look at
235:09
that i got like how much silicone do i
235:11
have
235:13
and silicone is used for like these
235:15
chips look at this i have 26 000 silicon
235:18
right and then you put it i just move it
235:20
into this chest or something and then it
235:22
just generates circuits so it
235:24
automatically feeds through there
235:26
it
235:27
gets
235:28
clamped into a circuit gets shot out of
235:30
there put it into there
235:32
it is the equivalent of so guys i did a
235:34
bit of mining off camera but nothing
235:36
crazy also we love watching you play
235:39
minecraft because we hack out and you
235:41
have fun yeah
235:43
but i'd also made this i got like a
235:45
little mob spawner going in i've got a
235:47
what's it called i got a backpack full
235:50
of other spawners all of these are
235:51
spawners that i was gonna add to this
235:54
thing because you need energy to kill
235:55
this anyway it's a big thing
235:57
putting spawners in there helps spawn a
236:00
rarer creature which drops uh this stuff
236:03
which i need anyway uh here's the thing
236:06
this is a really difficult mod to get
236:08
set up it basically creates a dimension
236:11
for you
236:12
ow
236:13
hey pyro
236:15
i saw your dm
236:16
my name is liv anyway it creates a
236:19
dimension for you and it makes this
236:21
thing and yet then you stand here look
236:23
at this i made a well i made like 15
236:25
worlds look how many different worlds i
236:27
made just to get and i made currently
236:28
i'm up to this perfect 3.0 look what is
236:31
inside this world
236:33
so i've got my wind farm up here i've
236:35
got another teleporter and i've got a
236:37
mining rig over here i'm at the top of
236:39
the world border how are we doing still
236:42
mining
236:43
i've got this thing set up it mines a
236:44
giant area
236:46
because look at this
236:48
this is what the world is entirely made
236:50
out of
236:52
the entire world is just
236:56
valuable blocks
236:58
i created an earth
237:00
purely so i could mine
237:03
purely so i could gather resources and
237:05
[ __ ] out of like obsidian
237:08
out of everything these are all the most
237:10
common blocks that i need
237:12
anyway
237:13
very epic
237:15
i made a jetpack goes real fast
237:17
i made a death scythe that like one
237:19
shots everything that exists
237:23
let's see is there a mob under here
237:26
all right this thing's got a lot of
237:27
health it might not one shot it i didn't
237:29
want to shut it
237:31
uh oh wait that's actually kind of
237:32
valuable
237:35
you have to get this stuff as well to be
237:36
able to like
237:38
build these worlds crazy
237:41
whining away
237:44
[Music]
237:46
oh yeah so all this stuff had a bunch of
237:48
spawners in it that's how i grabbed all
237:49
those like
237:51
that's how i picked up all the spawners
237:52
come on is there not one mob in here
237:53
that i can kill oh
237:55
could have got this thing oh you got
237:57
armor on holy [ __ ] okay
237:59
but yeah this thing usually does a [ __ ]
238:00
ton of damage but either way i can grab
238:02
you
238:04
spawns was that really interesting these
238:06
oh
238:08
okay
238:09
but yeah that's what i've been doing
238:11
recently this has been my addiction is
238:13
just
238:14
making this minecraft world and i've
238:16
managed to get oh yeah i made this thing
238:20
i made a teleporter the wireless
238:22
teleporter thing and now i have if i go
238:25
into my infinite storage system i have
238:27
11 000 diamond blocks which is like
238:30
[ __ ] what over a hundred thousand
238:32
diamonds
238:34
it's crazy
238:35
inner discord we talk about everything
238:38
but you and your channel
238:40
that's a good point
238:43
and then uh
238:44
he just ate a rat oh yeah my main food
238:46
sources is rats
238:48
like uh i got a bunch in there
238:50
like
238:51
it's a cooked rat in my defense because
238:53
look i made it all wrap farm so this
238:56
thing i made a rat farm a while ago it
238:58
was originally to generate xp oh do you
239:00
want to see how i get xp look at this
239:02
okay this is how i get xp so this is
239:05
okay there's the xp world i just dial
239:08
the xp world so i dial that and then now
239:11
it's teleporting me to my xp world
239:13
and then this is how i've been getting
239:15
xp i have a 7x7 drill and all i do
239:20
is i i made a void world to reduce lag
239:22
although that didn't help
239:24
of a bunch of just diamond ore
239:28
and then i just come in here [ __ ]
239:32
and i mine this for a sec and look 22
239:35
levels 30 levels
239:36
look at that look at my xp going up i
239:38
just get up to like 100 levels in like a
239:40
minute maybe
239:43
this is the fastest way to get xp it's
239:45
so stupid
239:46
it's just like the easiest way though
239:49
i'm already at 60 levels look at that
239:52
and i even miss some over here and
239:53
infinite diamonds obviously i'm not even
239:55
bothering picking them up there's no
239:56
point i've got so many already
239:58
let's just go home
240:00
oh
240:02
simple i might as well deposit the
240:03
excess in there there you go
240:07
so that's what i've been doing
240:10
uh let's see how my farm's doing
240:12
okay
240:15
my potato farm
240:17
my g potat my entire my all my power
240:20
comes from potatoes right now so all of
240:22
this is just potato generation by from
240:25
biofuel the biofuel goes in there goes
240:28
into a big crushing factory
240:30
although
240:32
seems to be a
240:34
strange lack of potatoes i guess it's
240:36
all just going i've got 40 000 biofuel
240:38
that has yet to be used in these they'll
240:40
generate my power as well as the wind
240:43
farms great
240:44
mod perhaps called direwolf 20 on feed
240:47
the beast 1.6
240:51
thanks for the sub dude
240:53
anyway
240:55
shiny potato oh yeah i've got like a mod
240:57
i got this mod on here called create
240:59
which was the only mod i was familiar
241:00
with before booting up this modpack so i
241:03
knew how this thing worked
241:05
so all i did is the easiest free way of
241:07
just farming look
241:10
so this is just a machine on a minecart
241:13
which like
241:14
it just harvests all the potatoes it
241:16
automatically replants them pick them up
241:17
puts them into these chests and then it
241:19
goes on a rail system so this is gonna
241:22
thump back around
241:24
do the same thing on the return
241:27
thank you for the 10 gifted subs goggle
241:29
fricks nice to see you
241:30
and yeah and then it just deposits it
241:32
all into oh [ __ ] deposits it all into
241:35
that chest over there and then that gets
241:37
all filtered out into garbage
241:39
goes into lava down there and then yeah
241:41
nice
241:43
and you should upgrade your bio fuel
241:45
gens to ethylene generators each one
241:48
makes 5k d i could i just don't care
241:51
enough i i already generate way more
241:54
steel than i need
241:57
[Music]
242:00
hey brody get rolls on the misfits
242:02
podcast
242:03
is a way better he girl than beldelphi
242:07
[Music]
242:17
what are we doing
242:19
i think it's time for the stream to end
242:22
oh my god acting like i have any say in
242:25
the misfits when i'm not a part of the
242:26
misfits wait miss it's miss miss it's
242:30
misfits
242:34
thanks for the hot tub i missed what was
242:36
happening make my dreams more active
242:40
[Music]
243:08
oh damn it i just cranked that [ __ ] too
243:10
i you missed that i just set the volume
243:12
to 150 percent of every minecraft let's
243:15
play they go hello guys welcome back
243:17
we're back hey everybody welcome
243:19
to everything
243:20
is that you're like bubble.com
243:27
steal your parents credit card
243:42
do your quirks and odd things this is
243:44
one of them i'm on at an early time for
243:46
the american
243:52
yo wait
244:00
i'm uh i'm gonna end the stream before
244:02
this gets bad uh i've gotta be up and
244:04
i've gotta pack my [ __ ] things
244:07
ugh i have to film a youtube video
244:11
i have to film i have to film a sponsor
244:13
segment
244:14
good lord goodbye i miss you i love you
244:16
love you too buddy it's been so fun i'm
244:18
so sorry i made fun of your boob i mean
244:20
eyes i mean flowers i mean i mean
244:23
uh i've okay
244:26
i have to go i will see you all
244:28
uh it's been very fun the next time i
244:30
see you i will be in germany
244:32
and i'm gonna go pick an outfit i think
244:34
i might bring
244:35
i don't know i gotta pick an outfit for
244:37
what the [ __ ] i'm gonna wear
244:39
[Music]
244:40
this would have been a good option but
244:42
anyway maybe i read something like
244:43
german
244:44
i don't know i have a german oh i think
244:46
i've got it anyway boys i'll see you it
244:48
was very fun i'm glad we looked at
244:51
child mortality rates and minecraft
244:53
together and um
244:55
i'll be seeing you sorry i'm just
244:58
adjusting subscribe follow me all that
244:59
fun stuff uh i'll see you bye guys
245:03
peace