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all right
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hey boys
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it's me and and marisa i have no idea
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how things sound i'm not here you are
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here don't lie to me anyway boys ow what
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the [ __ ] dude i i don't care is it still
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loud right now i don't know how loud
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this actually is you can see how loud it
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is i know but like yellow is good and
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yellow is good
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yellow is usually good how are we
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because i'm going to i'm going to
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occasionally talk
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too loud
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that's good
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i'm going to do this though what if i
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did
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that okay there we go yeah but you speak
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more like normal than me
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i speak like a gamer boy mad at call of
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duty
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i wanted to see you like what you were
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doing with your [ __ ] eyes because you
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were
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hello you were drinking it weirdly you
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were like trying to keep the ice from
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touching your nose huh i'm gonna make
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this i wanna make something you gotta
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get rid of the
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i don't know what
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i wanna use my anyway hello boys hold on
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let me did you like the why next marked
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the what why not smacked what's that
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this is my kids ah i don't wanna don't
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[Music]
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you're gonna have me east eat the grubby
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ice i'm done
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i'm gonna get kicked out of this stream
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so fast you're gonna you're gonna
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personally keep me on sofa i'm not used
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to this i'm gonna kick anyway boys uh i
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figured we'd do a drinking stream uh did
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you put sugar in this yeah you gotta
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squeeze it really hard
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i'm making cocktails
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making [ __ ] anyway i'm backwards in my
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opinion but this is marisa's stream and
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she wanted to be backwards so that's
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fine it's my setup i'm in germany i'm in
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berlin this is the hottest goddamn
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mortal and mortar and
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you're doing it wrong i'm not doing it
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wrong i'm so cool okay i have iron man
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behind me
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i'm i'm gonna drink alcohol and i'm
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feeling good marisa has offered to give
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me either vitamin c or estrogen i
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haven't quite figured out which one i
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want to take first
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hashtag liv
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[ __ ] it by the way how is the sound
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genuinely how is the sound rose has no
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muscles incorrect
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compare muscle
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happy 10 months
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wait [ __ ] you why
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no no i gotta go
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my my arm is a little bigger i would say
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but mine's more defined look at that a
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little bigger
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i can't do it
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my like [ __ ]
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small arm
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okay [ __ ] you [ __ ]
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anyway hello six pack i'm boy shrunk i
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am out that'll my six-pack's not good
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although chad has seen my sex drinking
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stream i'm there [ __ ] yeah how is sound
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i completely forgot to look at chat when
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i asked boy
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how is sound
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how is the donors how is my audio
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how is everything
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it's all right 10 out of 10 buffed oh
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[ __ ] yeah
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okay that looks like enough juices yeah
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yeah i've squished some lime in a glass
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that sugar is not going to dissolve
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oregon
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can i have a whiskey
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no you gotta give me the check this is
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the caipirinha mix oh
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okay
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do you have like a thing to stir oh can
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i have the knife can i stir it with the
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knife
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thank you
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hello guys
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welcome to my germany
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welcome to that's a lot of p2
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i'm a b-roll this smells
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bad this smells real bad this smells
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like hand sanitizer yeah it smells not
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good at all smell like it's literally
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hand sanitizer
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it smells dreadful well it's good if you
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mix it
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this is the
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sorry we i decided that i wanted to make
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this drink on stream and i have no
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[ __ ] clue why
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maria meow please tell her to start hrt
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should i what are the benefits of
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starting hrt
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what are the negatives
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suicide
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huh suicide
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i think i take that deal so i get
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titties but how long do i get the
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titties for two years
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oh [ __ ]
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i'm so glad that you can make those
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jokes two years the average lifespan
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of a titty that's not that bad
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um
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a shot for every donor i'm not allowed
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to do that apparently you're not allowed
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to
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what chef don't know you're not allowed
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you can't pay money to uh for actions
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no
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no matter how time the actions are oh i
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got to do this now i get to put it in
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the middle of the thing anyway i've been
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enjoying germany it's been really fun
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i've i got here i've been eating awfully
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so remember how i have such a good
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figure um now i did a diet yeah that's
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going away like
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asap anyway so that's gone i gained
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already like half a half a kilogram like
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it two pounds well
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right two pounds
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what are you doing with this bring that
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arm out of the way thank you so now i
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can't oh damn
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every drink here
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smart smart thank you for the
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ember leaf
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thank you for the five good subs okay so
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we've got like no i think this works
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fine okay i got to germany i've
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already as soon as i was at the plane i
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had like a big jam croissant and cheese
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thing tts still quiet i'll turn it up a
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bit
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uh
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that should be fine it did seem quiet
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really helped me enjoy this obvious end
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of the world over the past two years
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there we go
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nice
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i mean not not what you said but like
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nice that we did it
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i'm sorry about the end of the world but
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thank
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you thing i've noticed noticed about
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germany though that's a little bit uh
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really [ __ ] weird and a little bit
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sad is they really they i get the vibe
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from germany that like they wanted
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you're very ashamed of that one thing
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that germany did huh
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that one thing two things
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those two things that germany did
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i get the vibe that they're like
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not over doing it
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like kind of overdoing it like there's
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not a street corner where there's not
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like a statue of
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look what we used to be remember
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remember children don't follow in our
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footsteps it was not good be like it's a
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little depressing is the word it's a
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little depressing it's a little bit sad
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like there's statues and [ __ ] and
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there's the big uh
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i've chosen a new leader
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who was the first one this is the great
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leader minefield minofura john cena
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that mean you told me what that means it
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means my leader it means my leader john
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cena
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this is jean
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zina
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am i allowed to make that joke in
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germany oh
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you can't say
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the thing you said
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i really can't you can't say mine
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in front of it i told you what the word
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means but you don't say mine so i can
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say fiore john cena no you're actually
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doing a nazi salute you literally do
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okay
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incorrect no is it illegitimate hey nine
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months which means what if i died
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what if i dabbed and did it you're
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pushing it you're pushing
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so i can't
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with one hand
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i can't do that it's funny it's funny
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until until you're on twitter
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sorry
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okay there's been i'm i'm treading
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really carefully there's a word in
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german that sounds a lot like uh leader
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like fuhrer
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but i've been i didn't realize fira was
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just leader
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but so it's been like peaking my ears
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every time i hear it in a restaurant
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like it's like the word for for so it's
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like a really common word sounds exactly
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like that and it makes me just like
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because it's a german accent saying it's
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your problem
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what is your problem i'm
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so much i have so many
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oh damn
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i haven't
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oh lanes hey lions what the [ __ ] hey
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dude it's always eight
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it should have been it should have been
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the lime juice i'm getting like
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pulp lime pulp
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lime pulp in my
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garlic
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all right
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again
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like the good old days
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having to dodge love your dress
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i have a fridge
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nice
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can i drink
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i've already got a drink what are you
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picking
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i don't know if that sounds good or bad
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oh how are you gonna open that desk
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the poor desk this is a nice disc it is
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what okay you want honey beer
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um
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oh take it
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and
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maybe maybe
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um
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this is lager hell lager i love this one
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i love this one you know the magneto
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scene in the nazi bar yeah it's that no
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no
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i've heard they were drinking lamb
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drink magneto drinks
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that's best and then
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which one's better
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this one is probably better but 16
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months i love the magneto beer we'll
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open both and then we'll do a comparison
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okay
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i regret nothing here's the six months
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nothing [ __ ] yeah it's not reading this
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out anymore by the way
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can you guys hear that because i can't
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hear it i can read it though
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can you guys hear it i have no idea
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beef stew hey beef yes
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what was that on how'd you open it it is
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time to be called the good boy what the
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[ __ ]
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cheers i guess
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this is my okay wait no we swap
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which one you want
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this one magnitude magneto beer cheers
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how do you say cheers and german
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that
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let's swap
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did you spit in this
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that one
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oh it's actually it's expired
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well it tastes better what the [ __ ]
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how do you expire beer
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it's by two months two months expired
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it's fine what happens if you expire
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beer
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it's probably after opening it tastes
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good it tastes fine
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it's definitely not
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you didn't keep it in direct sunlight
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it's probably fine supposed to come over
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in me it tastes fine
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this one is still fine it still tastes
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fine
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oh now
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hey chris yeah i can't hear that anymore
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that's so weird they're all expired oh
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my god nasty ass fridge but yeah i'm not
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actually wearing a dress i bought over
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here a i'm boring marisa top marisa top
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and my skirt because i needed a safety
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skirt and i didn't trust marisa to have
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a safety skirt
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you get a yeast infection okay nice
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don't drink this
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they tasted good honestly
14:24
they tasted fine
14:26
look i have access to all marie's drugs
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like this one
14:30
i don't know what this does
14:32
i know what this one does
14:34
there's this one
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and then there's this one
14:37
crazy this is the guys i've got access
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to the hrd i found it i found the supply
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i can i can do whatever i can sell that
14:46
for a massive profit
14:48
how much does hrc cost
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free
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what free i cannot sell it for a massive
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profit
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or you can sell it in countries like uk
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i can sell it for a massive profit
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good [ __ ]
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take a swig i don't think you're
15:04
supposed to drink that
15:05
i don't think you're supposed to drink
15:06
hrt what happens if you did would you
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die it's 99
15:13
oh get drunk
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wait no that's
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[Music]
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you're just going to throw up she is i
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didn't i wasn't planning on drinking
15:23
some
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no i'm okay i'm
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ah
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ah the hrt
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thank you
15:40
i'm sorry about you
15:42
what'd i do with that now
15:44
holy [ __ ]
15:46
i've just taken hr2
15:48
i did it where's my where's my
15:50
one million dollars that i asked you can
15:52
still wash it off the effects are not i
15:53
just did that you can still wipe it off
15:55
i did i wiped it you gotta let it soak
15:57
in for it to work i want my one million
15:59
dollars i technically that just happened
16:01
i got
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oh look at my arm [ __ ]
16:08
that is also what i chose feminizing oh
16:10
here come the abuse threads the what the
16:13
abuse twitter someone's gonna be like
16:15
mirza you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] oh you
16:18
know the thing where they do the green
16:19
line thing where i'm leaning away from
16:20
you
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well you look so small on camera and i
16:25
look so giant
16:27
[ __ ] larger chair
16:29
what big
16:30
riser has better lighting
16:34
i disagree with you grapefruit
16:38
here in the usa hsc costs a hundred
16:39
dollars a month without insurance
16:44
unlucky boys someone we could move
16:47
with your supply
16:48
and make
16:49
literally
16:50
tens of dollars
16:52
like 300.
16:54
100 minimum you want to order dominoes
16:56
and consideration
16:58
i want to go i want to go i want to go
17:00
get the italian pizza once your bedtime
17:02
video was very sexy and cute
17:05
having a pizza and i just yeah let's go
17:07
to italian they're gonna make it better
17:09
your bedtime video was sexy and cute
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i don't know what you're talking about i
17:14
have never done that who here could have
17:16
done what do
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i just do like naked pictures when i'm
17:26
sleeping like i do like nude pictures
17:28
i'm like all going to bed without
17:30
clothing again and then i just put on
17:31
clothing so they think i sleep naked
17:33
them because of my mom like please give
17:36
me our eyes a bottle opener what do you
17:38
mean leak there's juice coming out of it
17:40
so i have to wear underwear so what
17:42
color doesn't [ __ ] spray the bed what
17:44
color is it it's important
17:49
see that's that's something to make
17:50
anonymity fans about that's hot i mean
17:53
only i mean an off i can do milk
17:56
from it
17:57
no from the
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[ __ ]
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stop okay
18:12
give me a bottle opener
18:14
i lost it lost one i lost it i lost it
18:16
put [ __ ] infinity gauntlet bottle
18:18
opener and goddamn dummy lost it
18:21
by the way
18:24
max uh thank you for that
18:26
nine month sub
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what should we name our child please
18:29
name him
18:31
i should name the children yes
18:33
john i'm my voice for john
18:38
my vote's for john we're naming him john
18:48
nice to see you streaming again after so
18:50
long i have a question is your
18:51
girlfriend on top or bottom obviously a
18:53
bottom i'm not even streaming am i
18:54
streaming on your account on my account
18:56
oh my account what the [ __ ] you have the
18:58
viewers i got scared
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i thank you you are high i hi
19:06
i'm sorry i bet you get free
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hr
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[Music]
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you maybe don't want to show i'm not
19:17
showing it this is a receipt for hrt so
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i get
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six bottles from this for free damn all
19:24
i have to do is go to the doctor and be
19:25
like one recipe please i get my
19:27
healthcare card one recipe yeah i can
19:29
get infinite of this i can just say it
19:30
one more can you cook your own hey
19:32
chatty like is that diy like meth you
19:34
can [ __ ] comment man
19:38
coming into the [ __ ] [ __ ] bro water
19:40
supply
19:45
can you
19:47
the [ __ ] frogs are gay bro can you
19:50
come
19:54
he's really interested in the hrt thing
19:56
guys i sh
19:58
i believe we should be grooming him into
19:59
taking some
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[Music]
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start the manipulation process give him
20:06
money i already took the [ __ ] uh i
20:08
already made the zoom in meme i made a
20:10
separate thing just to do the summon by
20:12
the way look out for me and two years
20:14
she's my response so recently
20:20
look
20:20
look out by the way you can now see how
20:22
like shitty my skin actually is because
20:25
you can see every pore on my face
20:27
what the [ __ ] no don't do it i don't
20:30
want it i don't want it it looks so much
20:31
worse
20:35
see
20:36
i guess chad please tell me my eyes are
20:38
green
20:39
oh
20:40
guys my eyes are green or brown please
20:42
it's like a mix people don't believe me
20:43
it's a mix it's brown this is totally
20:45
green it's like a dark green
20:47
there's totally a dark green are you
20:49
serious
20:51
you don't see the green at the border
20:53
hazel it's called hazel it's like it's
20:55
like poop brown uh poop green
20:58
no no no no no okay look there's brown
21:00
in the middle for sure
21:02
shut the [ __ ] up one second there's
21:03
brown in the middle for sure but is
21:04
there not like a it's like a really dark
21:07
green on that it's like moss
21:11
ugly light brown you [ __ ] [ __ ] you
21:13
come to berlin i'll skin you see ugly
21:16
light brown versus base dark ground dark
21:18
brown mine are literally yeah i see a
21:20
green ring baby [ __ ] green
21:23
hazel what the [ __ ] is hazel can you
21:25
type in hazel into google and i i see
21:27
it's a hazel tell me what hazel stands
21:30
it's hazel just google it i want to see
21:33
no i don't
21:35
just it's a german it's german i didn't
21:37
even understand what i said it's
21:38
different audiences
21:40
someone else is going to google it
21:41
faster than you can ever google it
21:43
hazelnuts start wearing contact lenses
21:44
yeah okay but these are green that's
21:46
that's how it no the first one look at
21:48
the you've cherry picked it
21:51
hazel that shit's your this is hazel
21:53
yeah but this is brown and this is
21:55
greenish exactly that's exactly what you
21:56
just said that's hazel that's hazel
21:58
because if i look at this it's green
22:00
this is green no but okay you skipped
22:02
the one that was brown
22:03
yeah but some of them are green okay
22:05
this is clear
22:06
it's hazel okay we found it out it's
22:08
eye color is hazel
22:10
a name for a color that looks like green
22:12
no hazel's an eye color
22:14
yeah but is it is does it look based on
22:16
the hazelnut
22:18
yeah but these eyes that i'm looking at
22:20
they're green
22:22
well then you have hazel eyes just say
22:24
you have hazel eyes i just don't
22:26
understand okay i'm gonna tell you i
22:27
have genuine
22:29
my everything matches my color my hair
22:31
matches it
22:32
everything i just don't know what hazel
22:34
is hi marisa it's nice to see you on
22:36
stream again i have a question is your
22:37
girlfriend at top or bottom i already
22:39
answered this
22:42
is this not green
22:44
i mean yeah it's it's a i feel like it's
22:46
the middle ground between brown and
22:48
green you know that's that's exactly is
22:50
that hazel yes and you have those eyes
22:52
you've got hazel eyes
22:54
hazel's a light brown i mean we're on
22:56
google images
22:57
it's a mix between it i
23:00
i've answered the question you're gonna
23:01
scroll you're 100 results down to try
23:03
and find something wish i was pretty no
23:04
like i agree that my eyes look like this
23:06
like my eyes look exactly like this
23:08
right
23:10
yes
23:11
yeah but i feel like it's brown in the
23:13
middle green on the corner like it's a
23:14
dark green on the corner yeah
23:21
a little more dark yeah it's just bright
23:23
because of the screen but on the picture
23:24
it looks the same
23:26
the lip sync is 2.2 seconds off ah no
23:29
look
23:30
it's because it's not 60 fps look at my
23:32
blurry ass hands
23:33
i'm out to [ __ ] with the camera it's
23:35
just not 60 fps so it's slightly like
23:39
it's easily close yeah i i know it's
23:41
hazel i do i'm just i'm trying to
23:42
understand what hazel is
23:45
finn is a lipstick top what the [ __ ]
23:46
does that mean
23:48
i know what it is
23:50
i know what a lipstick lesbian is and
23:52
like
23:53
you gotta make the remark are you
23:54
getting cancelled durham what you're
23:56
gonna get canceled don't talk about
23:57
lesbians
23:59
you can talk about that lesbians exist i
24:01
saw a tick tock where they said
24:03
what a lesbian was i need to be careful
24:06
lesbians are the most sensitive gay
24:07
people
24:08
is a fact
24:14
but they're lesbian they're not gay
24:15
that's gay
24:17
whoa lesbians are gay but if if you ever
24:20
see someone getting cancelled on twitter
24:21
it's always by a lesbian
24:23
sorry guys it's the truth
24:26
i'm trying to think of the most recent
24:27
person to be canceled and if it was
24:32
pyrocynical he's the lesbian
24:39
[ __ ] sake
24:41
okay
24:42
gus johnson
24:44
um
24:46
okay
24:47
pyro is oh good lord anyway
24:51
guys johnson deserves to be canceled
24:52
because when i was on epic smb he said
24:55
wrong pronouns
24:56
can't believe that
24:58
i didn't tell
25:00
i didn't even tell him the pronouns and
25:01
he still got them wrong finn is
25:03
sensitive and a lesbian phenotype and a
25:05
lesbian it adds up he's not lesbian yeah
25:08
he's gay as [ __ ]
25:11
homosexual
25:13
true
25:14
sure how many women have i dated
25:18
one and a half million
25:23
huh did you get it
25:24
nine and a half
25:26
oh like we're dating wow i have a [ __ ]
25:29
that's offensive i can't actually i
25:31
can't get we're not dating though yeah
25:33
but i can't i'm not allowed to
25:34
understand that joke
25:36
lafayette you had hrt
25:38
that is true you just touched hrt you
25:40
can you can identify with whatever
25:42
whatever you can you can identify as
25:44
trans right now get offended on a trans
25:46
joke and tomorrow feel different maybe
25:48
grind the lesbian offense offending and
25:50
then go on the gay
25:52
forum be like hey that's offensive i'm
25:54
gay i wasn't yesterday but now i am
25:59
you're right it is really advantageous
26:00
this is the society we live in it is
26:02
really advantageous to be a minority
26:04
you're right
26:05
it's advantageous to be genderfluid
26:06
because then you can just say anything
26:08
you can be one day lesbian one day gay
26:10
and trans at the same time because it's
26:12
non-binary
26:14
you can be you can get the whole letters
26:16
you can be well i mean okay if you're
26:19
if you're asexual and gender fluid you
26:21
have the first five
26:23
to six letters of the lgbt you have
26:25
lgbtq
26:27
plus i a intersex moving
26:31
i didn't follow that at all i'm i've i'm
26:34
i'm half do i get drunk quickly i'm not
26:36
drunk
26:36
like if you get six lgbt letters you
26:39
have you can start infinity
26:47
please i need a clip of you pointing to
26:49
each one of them going like lesbian gay
26:53
i need a clip of you finally
26:57
lesbian
26:58
gay bisexual
27:01
transgender
27:03
asexual
27:05
what's the i and the plus
27:09
[Applause]
27:10
all the stripes
27:13
the strongest choices require the
27:14
hardest wills
27:16
no the hardest
27:29
let me light up the runway with
27:30
something from my personal collection as
27:33
far as i know this is the only one in
27:34
existence
27:35
when you assemble
27:38
a little bit
27:39
it's left-handed like thanos when you
27:41
assemble all of the
27:43
oh what the [ __ ] is going on in here the
27:45
rings you have to grab them you thought
27:46
you stick your fingers all the way
27:49
i'm not a dummy why would i think that
27:55
ah it happened again
27:59
you wouldn't believe what i just did i
28:01
just destroyed half earth
28:04
wait wait it does fix by the way we do
28:06
know how to fix the camera it's just
28:08
that we're bad at it oh
28:10
it shouldn't be happening
28:12
yeah you've goofed it can i just ah that
28:14
was a bad decision no no just put it
28:16
like um just stop let go oh my god look
28:18
marie let's go over my fingers where is
28:20
that listen listen listen listen listen
28:21
listen my god no it's genuinely off look
28:24
i know what you're trying to do no you
28:26
can't oh what the [ __ ] off you [ __ ]
28:28
it is i almost said a slur hold me back
28:30
oh my god
28:33
look
28:34
you can't just do the i know what you're
28:36
thinking of doing i was going to do it
28:37
don't make me say our word and we're
28:39
thinking of doing this
28:41
i am aware oh wait [ __ ] hold on
28:44
i know what i'm doing one second i know
28:46
what i'm doing he doesn't know what he's
28:47
doing you're thinking of doing this
28:49
yeah and what's the problem with this
28:51
nothing but you asked me to do obs cam
28:53
instead of works you asked me to do the
28:55
other stop jerking
28:58
no you can just press f11 and it's full
29:01
screen
29:02
i'm lying
29:06
don't make me [ __ ] do it
29:11
i have assembled all of the lgbt
29:16
what the [ __ ] i have assembled damn
29:19
little fred
29:20
you guys like this scarface gun
29:24
okay
29:27
oh the americans are cringing
29:31
wait i gotta hold it here there's not
29:32
even a battery in it by the way
29:34
maybe still don't point it at me
29:37
not airsoft 0-10 it is airsoft actually
29:40
actually it is that's the only thing
29:41
that i like i've ever
29:44
thing that's airsoft oh the marie runs i
29:46
guess
29:47
this is really difficult to use
29:52
all right i don't want it anymore
29:54
take it away
29:58
[ __ ] frame weight rate slash quality
30:02
you're right actually
30:03
[Music]
30:05
you are correct
30:09
uh
30:11
hold on
30:12
i'm gonna do the obs thing
30:14
because it does look better when it's on
30:15
obs actually it's like a higher
30:17
resolution oh yeah that looks way
30:19
[ __ ] better okay fine i'll keep it
30:21
aside yes
30:22
oh
30:24
it's frozen a bunch of mine yeah okay we
30:26
did it now fixed it by the way internet
30:28
may turn into garbage but i don't know
30:30
according to marisa internet can be kind
30:32
of shitty but i'm not sure i said
30:34
audio's delayed a little bit
30:35
yeah no it's like 0.2 seconds it's just
30:38
because the like the camera is like slow
30:42
but
30:48
i've been eating terribly
30:50
i think yesterday i must have had like
30:52
4 000 calorie 5 000 calorie
30:55
high calorie day but i also watched half
30:57
of doon
30:58
i found out online torrenting site
31:02
i'm proud of myself very good mm-hmm
31:05
is it snowing
31:06
no garbage what are you snacking on
31:09
[ __ ]
31:10
what
31:12
children
31:14
kinder sound patch kinder
31:17
how do you say sour is that one how do
31:19
you say patch
31:21
that's not a word
31:22
germany's just english prove me wrong
31:24
how do you say kids kinder same thing
31:31
does that even mean he knows every
31:34
every word
31:37
oh my god video is about 30 seconds
31:39
behind what
31:41
what this cap bro
31:44
what bro we can't hear it goofy what
31:48
it goofed
31:50
there's no way to do it the uh i like
31:53
audio kind of broken but it's gotta be
31:56
it's gonna be cap
31:57
he's only 30 seconds three months and
32:00
seeing you with your bff of fun
32:04
maybe you thought it down
32:07
eight seconds off are you joking
32:09
really
32:12
i wonder what's going to look like here
32:16
is the stream so
32:18
wait i'm going to clap
32:20
oh it's delayed as [ __ ] wait let me see
32:25
really
32:28
it's not it's not fine it's fine
32:30
it's like 0.8 seconds up
32:33
it's nothing it's fine it's not that bad
32:36
it's okay it's restarted it's fine
32:40
you have no no mentality of a streamer
32:42
do you like my jacket i bought it today
32:45
no i did this my jacket it's my jacket
32:48
there was a blip in the stream do a
32:49
refresh if you're singing like okay
32:51
but i've just borrowed everything from
32:53
rizzo
32:54
i borrowed this as well yeah that's why
32:56
there's no tits here
32:57
because i couldn't fit titties it's too
32:59
big i have huge huge milk look
33:03
i discovered this actually a really good
33:05
outfit if you wanted to do like well
33:07
where did you buy this from
33:10
i bought it from cosplay store it's a
33:12
naruto jacket no why'd you buy this from
33:14
this i forgot it i literally forgot it's
33:16
probably like some [ __ ]
33:18
store that hates [ __ ] minorities
33:21
what
33:22
like what's that one what's that one
33:24
what's that one what's that one what the
33:26
one goth store that's like racist
33:29
oh uh
33:31
hot topic no
33:33
guys what is that what is that one
33:35
racist store
33:37
someone that like the chick-fil-a
33:40
gold skill
33:41
they're they're allegedly racist ceo
33:43
that's pretty where i got it
33:47
no i i prefer fun fact people tend to
33:50
sip and sink if they like one another
33:52
people tend to sip in sync if they
33:55
i'm not a karen bro
33:57
i just heard it i heard it that's the
33:59
only way
34:00
to tell you what i'm talking about is
34:02
because they were accused of racism i
34:04
don't know the rest i don't know the
34:05
story you are called karen holy [ __ ]
34:07
that's funny i have no idea i saw the
34:09
like protest outside it
34:11
outside del skill yeah yeah they were
34:13
prose tasting because they are
34:15
apparently racist i don't know the story
34:17
to it that's just what i referenced
34:20
like videos on mine oh yeah it was just
34:22
like if you refresh the page it's fine
34:24
yeah lucky but i was gonna wear just
34:26
this but the thing is it's i feel like
34:28
i'm just wearing a bra so i wanted to
34:29
wear something show your nipples no
34:31
you can't do that on twitch i can
34:34
no
34:35
oh my god a [ __ ] panic did it on my
34:37
stream yeah i mean you got banned
34:39
[ __ ] [ __ ] good lord stupid [ __ ] the
34:42
poor twitch person
34:43
had a secret [ __ ]
34:45
the ball twitch person that had to see
34:47
eaters
34:49
but if i identify as a male you can show
34:51
it i don't even know if that's true it's
34:53
a problem in our society if you identify
34:55
as male you can show your tits no one's
34:57
ever jerked off to a male today actually
34:59
it's not a problem i think it's kind of
35:00
cool no one's ever jerked off to a male
35:02
today no one will ever have to one that
35:04
had milk in it there was a bodybuilder
35:06
in one porno and he was juicing right he
35:08
had steroids and some guys produced milk
35:11
with it and it was hot gate porn between
35:13
these like two huge buff dudes and one
35:15
of them was like milking him and it was
35:17
really nice if you look up guy milking
35:20
porn you'll find it
35:22
it's pretty old
35:25
i promise you guys if you're like into
35:27
guy on guy action that [ __ ] is busting
35:30
i also watch one where i got his [ __ ]
35:32
cut off
35:34
i'm not even joking about this thin guys
35:36
can be shirtless on stream so i don't
35:38
know why you think you can't unless you
35:40
think of yourself as otherwise
35:43
i like looking at it though some people
35:45
have like urethral reroutes
35:47
where you pee from somewhere else
35:49
because they reroute your urethra it's
35:52
kind of funny it's really funny you
35:54
should
35:55
not look it up because we're on twitch
36:02
please stop it close your ears our [ __ ]
36:04
i really like that monkey picture on the
36:06
wall it's it's apes
36:09
see what's behind it
36:10
yep
36:16
my motivational picture
36:19
nice
36:22
this one is my favorite finn guys can be
36:23
shirtless on stream so i don't know what
36:25
you think you can't unless you think
36:26
yourself otherwise
36:29
it's gone on that's a good point i can't
36:31
be shareless on stream it's common
36:37
thanks for the thanks for the twitch
36:38
prime is it perry apparent
36:39
we get straight
36:41
no all right
36:45
10 months 10 months holy crap god damn
36:48
right
36:49
subscribed for years to come
36:52
it's not nft it's a picture of four
36:54
chimpanzees although if you took a
36:56
picture of you holding the picture it
36:59
would be an internet you could make it
37:00
an ft you could i don't care what i
37:01
would make it you could make you could
37:03
make
37:04
millions of dollars from that
37:06
maybe
37:08
i don't trust the nft thing i've seen
37:10
too many tick tocks of like those
37:11
finance guys that are like ice paid uh
37:14
fiverr artists two dollars in nft and
37:16
then made three million dollars by
37:18
selling a thousand of them or something
37:20
stupid like that and then they just they
37:22
just make millions like in a week by
37:24
just like marketing nothing you were
37:26
going to make an nft
37:28
i did what i was going to make stuff
37:30
stuff convinced stop [ __ ] say more
37:32
convinced me
37:34
um and then i took a picture and did it
37:35
and i was like
37:36
this ain't it this is this feels stupid
37:39
but that was like it's also really bad
37:40
for the environment that was like is it
37:42
yeah they've burned on a lot of forests
37:44
to keep this [ __ ] up that was like right
37:46
where um
37:47
[Music]
37:48
and someone explained when the people
37:50
sell sell this thing
37:51
can someone explain why nfts are bad for
37:53
the environment i don't know why but
37:55
they're something they do is really bad
37:57
is it electricity or something take up
38:02
it's probably electricity they eat up
38:04
it's going to be something with
38:05
electricity
38:07
oh what's your favorite game at the cap
38:09
i play csgo right now
38:12
i play modern warfare 3 on steam that's
38:14
me that's me i let you play modern
38:16
warfare 3 on steam you don't i played it
38:18
today graphics card processing power
38:20
needed hence it's bad could you say that
38:22
about like
38:24
minecraft most nfcs
38:26
could you say that about video games
38:28
pumps up gas and greenhouse gas
38:29
emissions i copy and pasted this okay
38:32
francis thank you
38:35
[Music]
38:38
someone wants us to kiss wait this
38:40
stream costs electricity to mike we're
38:42
killing the [ __ ] [ __ ]
38:44
[ __ ]
38:47
don't use warehouses to play minecraft
38:52
that could be incorrect it depends where
38:54
you play minecraft because there's
38:56
multiple times minecraft yeah but i have
38:58
like five thousand hours in minecraft
39:00
they're all saying kiss now who's your
39:02
kiss
39:05
he doesn't want to be shy on camera
39:10
no
39:12
then
39:14
i don't know why they demand that we
39:15
kiss instead of uh i would kiss you
39:17
massage shoulders right now with with
39:20
tongue i don't want kiss i want shoulder
39:22
massage like that guy said that one guy
39:24
said massage i shot the spiderman kiss
39:25
no i want solder soldier master they're
39:27
all spamming kiss though no one person
39:29
said shoulder massage [ __ ] goodbye it's
39:33
genuinely just
39:34
turn camera off turn camera on and it
39:36
fixes it might be like a
39:37
hmi cable hdmi cable thing that's like
39:41
hmi cable
39:43
you got to stop
39:46
now
39:47
i've got this [ __ ] down to a sign see
39:49
that [ __ ] 10 seconds flat
39:52
nice everyone everyone's spamming kiss
39:54
160p stream
39:56
oh what about a cheat kiss i already did
39:59
one i'm all right
40:00
you're such a [ __ ]
40:04
and if these are uh bad because they
40:06
take ethereum to buy
40:08
crypto is a paragraph nfts are bad
40:11
because
40:12
literally no different than saying
40:13
walmart's bad because you send me
40:15
strokes in my photo
40:16
yeah good point
40:18
i that's it doesn't necessarily make
40:20
sense about that but although i still
40:22
don't like nfts because they don't make
40:24
any sense i've got boomer brain on like
40:26
two things ever and it's all about
40:28
crypto i still don't know i still don't
40:30
understand how [ __ ]
40:32
magnets work
40:33
and i don't understand crypto
40:36
those are the two things
40:37
how do they work attraction
40:40
yeah but what is that
40:42
yeah you don't know no because you're
40:44
[ __ ] gay how does that work
40:48
so when two things like each other they
40:50
go towards each other for you it's [ __ ]
40:52
so once you see one
40:54
get power from it
40:57
power yeah there is magnetic power
41:06
i had to explain to him one time how a
41:08
big gear
41:10
turns a small gear that's attacked to a
41:13
big gear
41:15
i had to explain to him why the second
41:17
one is slower
41:18
or faster if it's big too small too big
41:22
it's faster if it's small too big it's
41:24
slower and he didn't get why if you
41:26
interwine like a lot of gears why the
41:29
next one is faster he didn't get it
41:31
he really still doesn't get it
41:33
i get it now it's a smaller radius i get
41:35
it i understand it you're talking it
41:37
turns way faster and if it's connected
41:39
to a big one the big one goes the same
41:40
speed like how old was i then
41:42
you know 21. i must i must have been 21
41:45
literally 21. much younger no actually
41:47
20. that was before your birthday
41:49
that was years ago what did you do on
41:51
your birthday one whole year
41:53
on your birthday
41:54
you know what i don't even remember my
41:55
20th it's so long ago
41:57
i don't remember your birthday it's an
41:59
unfathomable amount of time is just
42:02
patents with crypto technology since
42:04
then i learned so much
42:07
it's too i was in birmingham for it and
42:10
if these are just patients with crypto
42:11
technology patents
42:16
i don't get it though i don't get the
42:17
art side of it i get the site someone
42:19
pitched nfts to me is like oh okay when
42:21
you buy like a dessert when when [ __ ]
42:23
design uh buys designer uh when someone
42:25
buys some designer yeezys some yeezys
42:28
they cut they can come with an nft or
42:30
something and it verifies its
42:31
authenticity and i was like oh that's
42:33
cool that seems like it'll catch on and
42:35
then i've never seen that once i only
42:38
see pictures of monkeys being sold so i
42:40
don't get it i swear gabe people are
42:42
calling me smooth brain and dumb
42:45
you're [ __ ] stupid i have a very
42:47
wrinkly brain to use the quote it's a
42:49
good thing she's pretty etc etc
42:53
yeah
42:54
i bought now you haven't been back for
42:55
that i bought the ball i bought me a bow
42:59
because i found it so cool
43:03
what else did we do i got you the cake
43:05
number one family yeah
43:07
oh i need my oh we went to that [ __ ]
43:09
bar and on the oh yeah we just drank i
43:12
just drank a lot though the the one bar
43:15
yeah
43:15
the only noels remember it was the only
43:18
one that was open during the time yes
43:20
and we went there like back to back to
43:21
back it was really cold how old are you
43:23
guys i'm 21. i'm 22 i'm 22. i'm dying
43:27
soon
43:28
but self-inflicted am i in um your will
43:32
what
43:35
am i in your will
43:37
your will like what
43:43
the list of your stuff where it goes
43:45
when you die am i in that list it goes
43:47
probably in the trash
43:49
do i get iron man if you die yeah
43:51
so i'm in the will
43:53
yeah i haven't written a will should i
43:55
write a will can you drink in the uk at
43:57
18. yeah you can drink in the uk at like
43:58
uh five but like you're not tested
44:01
i think that like when did you have your
44:02
first sip of alcohol
44:05
i must have been like fifteen in the in
44:07
the womb
44:09
fetal alcohol syndrome that's a joke to
44:11
my fetal alcohol syndrome another one
44:13
and i'm now at 19 months subscribed i'm
44:16
counting down the days until 20 months
44:19
also this is another reminder to get new
44:22
subscriber patches it's set illness
44:26
i don't care anymore
44:31
i can say whatever i want this is the
44:33
holy mantle of the transfer so walking
44:36
stream in germany thank oh my [ __ ]
44:38
god thanks for the five dollars also uh
44:41
jack
44:42
jack mackenzie thanks so much for the
44:43
[ __ ] 19 months sub holy [ __ ]
44:46
um
44:47
hell yeah and i'm not going to be doing
44:49
a walking stream in germany because it
44:51
is cold as [ __ ] here like it is
44:54
unbearably cold like i've
44:57
in my head it was a five percent chance
44:59
that i got frostbite in a coat and
45:00
gloves i bought gloves while i was here
45:02
stupid uh dude it was bad it was really
45:06
[ __ ] cold and also the christmas
45:08
market
45:09
has 10 minutes of content in the
45:10
christmas market well because we're
45:11
almost like a small one you have no
45:13
weirdo
45:19
like [ __ ] cleaners from the czech
45:21
republic and he's a 30 year old woman 30
45:23
year old woman she was a cleaner that
45:25
she was then she was a perception she
45:27
wasn't even german so she gonna speak
45:29
[ __ ] english how was she not german
45:31
she wasn't i can tell by her accent that
45:33
she wasn't german
45:35
czech or poland she was not polish not a
45:37
single person they don't learn english
45:39
though not a single person it's because
45:41
you learn germany you learn english
45:43
he's such a [ __ ] [ __ ] so like when
45:46
you like people from like italy or like
45:49
from czechoslovakia and then he's like
45:52
wow
45:52
no one speaks british here this is so
45:54
[ __ ] these [ __ ] monkeys did you
45:56
get yours
45:58
if not
46:02
that word means not good context at all
46:05
monkey yeah you can't call people i mean
46:07
that's that's a racism thing yeah but
46:09
we're talking about italians here
46:12
and it's still bad people from
46:14
czechoslovakia
46:16
but
46:16
that's very bad okay back on thanks guys
46:19
i i don't mean monkeys in a that way
46:21
okay
46:23
well your entire house is just you're
46:25
making it a racial thing why are you
46:26
connecting monkeys no i was just saying
46:28
you can't you can't say that
46:31
well i could have until you made a
46:32
[ __ ] you connected it to you okay
46:37
you have no will so you scammed those
46:39
people who donated when they got covered
46:42
good point i did
46:44
well i can always add the highest
46:45
donations to the world sheckles the
46:47
lucky doesn't say what you'd get guys
46:49
that's not gonna do heavy detail we know
46:51
it exists
46:54
anyway did you uh did you get yours
46:56
first if not reason can probably pierce
46:58
your ears for free
47:00
so she [ __ ] perks up i was waiting
47:01
for that no
47:02
uh i have not getting my teeth
47:07
nice welcome to europa fini boy
47:10
i need to get mine i need to do that
47:12
yeah you do
47:16
that's upsetting
47:20
why are you looking at me like that
47:23
[Music]
47:27
how does it feel seeing finn dodge his
47:29
stream responsibilities all the time
47:32
every time he dodges stream
47:33
responsibilities we have e6 it's [ __ ]
47:35
great
47:36
what's stream responsible i haven't done
47:37
[ __ ] i've got my eyes pissed we did
47:39
offer to get our wigs
47:41
one beer holy [ __ ] legs waxed though
47:44
you're gonna do that
47:45
no because i already shaved and you
47:47
already shaved you shaved today i did
47:48
shave today i
47:50
gotta leg head grows back so fast though
47:53
so i was just like ah it'll be back in a
47:55
week your legs waxed yeah let legs
47:57
relaxed dude
47:59
also
48:00
to give you uh some updates by the way i
48:03
have my nails box thx
48:09
i don't know who it was
48:10
um
48:11
but it's at
48:13
it's on the first at 5 p.m
48:15
i'm getting my nails done christmas
48:17
nails hours although i will need like
48:19
two different sets of nails
48:21
you're gonna jerk my [ __ ] off with them
48:23
no like mine and only mine my hands are
48:26
for my [ __ ] only
48:28
i don't let him jerk off guys
48:31
don't let him
48:32
every time he wants to jerk off i forbid
48:34
it i've been polite i haven't joked off
48:36
in your house
48:37
he wanted to though
48:38
i always wanted always but i don't let
48:40
him come
48:42
on girls don't come
48:44
girls piss
48:45
real guilty
48:47
real real girls pissed the bed i've
48:49
never i've never heard of that i put a
48:51
cage on him
48:52
man's locked up a chastity belt man's
48:56
locked up it's a belt he's in jail
48:59
wrongfully accused it's actually just a
49:01
belt it's a big metal [ __ ] this [ __ ]
49:03
is so [ __ ] tiny
49:11
okay sorry sorry do you want
49:13
like off stream okay no one's listening
49:16
am i going too far again we went so
49:18
[ __ ] that joke around so long
49:21
is this within limits or is this like
49:23
we're gonna have a talk after stream
49:25
which one is this am i gonna have
49:27
another four months timeout from being
49:28
on finster
49:31
i usually go on timeout after every
49:32
stream he's like not again this is
49:35
just the final one and then i'll let you
49:36
on again and i'm like oh yeah that's why
49:38
we didn't do that
49:41
is too edgy with me you should see his
49:42
[ __ ] after i'm done with the potato
49:44
peeler
49:45
that [ __ ] goes edgy that's square
49:48
minecraft [ __ ]
49:49
it's square but slippery
49:52
oh you saw what i showed you today what
49:55
i sent you a message today when you
49:57
wanted the razor i said oh no i meant to
49:59
send it to you but i i i took this
50:02
i wanted to say this
50:04
this is what i do to his [ __ ] [ __ ] i
50:06
didn't bring a i didn't bring a razor oh
50:09
no i did bring her rice over did you see
50:10
this rusty and shitty i don't need a new
50:12
one you're [ __ ] louis xiii
50:14
yeah you saw me four
50:16
in three days you sent me for three kids
50:17
sent me before yeah
50:21
what does that mean
50:22
it was swedish first you have lafitte
50:24
[ __ ]
50:34
laser hair removal run maurice has been
50:37
trying to convince oh i'm doing laser
50:38
hair removal right now i'm trying to get
50:40
him to do it basically what if i want
50:41
the beard one day yeah
50:43
and i don't know if i want to actually
50:44
be there because they seem to look
50:45
shitty on me every photoshop that
50:47
happens
50:48
but i at least want to try it for a
50:49
month and i don't want to like [ __ ]
50:51
you know
50:52
i don't i'm 21. i don't want to like
50:54
[ __ ]
50:56
eat my possibility of growing a beard
50:58
just because i'm doing some fanboy
50:59
streams for like
51:01
you know
51:03
i don't know
51:06
is own mouth and swallowing if you enjoy
51:09
the sucking it's not it's gay but if you
51:11
enjoy the getting sucked it's not good
51:13
it's not good it's sauce no look if
51:15
you're doing it for the sensation of
51:17
sucking it's gay if you're doing it to
51:19
have your dick sucked it's straight but
51:21
what about the [ __ ]
51:22
the [ __ ] is also that's up to you that's
51:24
a byproduct
51:26
that doesn't count uh what the [ __ ]
51:28
thanks for the 12 months sub by the way
51:30
life brown [ __ ] happy one year dude
51:32
oh
51:34
yeah i think that i think the [ __ ] is gay
51:37
i think you can't you can't straightly
51:40
eat [ __ ]
51:44
if you either girls come
51:47
you can't eat dude come on
51:49
okay
51:51
if you eat [ __ ] that comes out of a penis
51:54
are you gay
52:01
you know the conclusion to this already
52:04
maybe i know where you're going with it
52:07
i'm just gonna say
52:09
trans women are women
52:11
and sucking a woman [ __ ] isn't gay
52:13
unless you think so it's transphobic i
52:16
was gonna say it's such a catch it's
52:18
like
52:19
damn [ __ ] isn't inherently gay i asked
52:22
prezzo about this he's gay i said if i
52:24
showed you my body
52:26
you'd be
52:28
you'd be turned off right
52:29
but if i showed you only my [ __ ] you'd
52:31
be turned on
52:33
but if you're gay that's kind of
52:34
transphobic
52:37
if a gay dude is turned on by my [ __ ]
52:40
close up he's transphobic because he
52:42
thinks i'm a guy
52:44
because he's he's attracted to men
52:47
right
52:52
if a gay guy is attracted to a picture
52:54
of a penis close-up
52:57
it's kind of transphobic this has gone
52:58
too deep for me i don't know i want to
53:00
go deep in you babe okay
53:03
hear me out i think eating your own [ __ ]
53:04
is technically incest cannibalism
53:07
it is holy [ __ ] he defined it perfectly
53:10
i'm gonna jerk off but is it gay
53:14
only don't know that i just got it's not
53:16
going to show up on stream because it's
53:17
like one dollar and it's not it doesn't
53:19
doesn't everyone try to i did because
53:21
doesn't everyone be honest did you or no
53:23
no you didn't no that's never come up
53:26
everyone everyone's accidentally it's
53:28
curiosity i've had to i've had to matrix
53:31
dodge a [ __ ] before
53:33
mine no because i was in bed i was just
53:35
like wait wait wait wait wait wait whoo
53:37
nine why are you pointing at it
53:41
i'll fix it i'll fix camera one sec
53:44
speed run of it ah
53:47
on off double click deactivate activate
53:50
fixed [ __ ] why didn't it fix yourself it
53:52
should affect it's not working man it
53:54
usually works there it is nailed it i'm
53:56
so cool i don't get why it's not doing
53:58
it right now no like i was i was just
54:01
lying in bed so you weren't you were
54:03
aiming at yourself you can't not aim for
54:05
yourself yeah you can you can just jerk
54:07
off to the front that's weird that's
54:08
like a bend in it so it was just like it
54:10
was at a perfect 45 degree angle for
54:12
like maximum distance right and i wasn't
54:15
aiming to it's just but you know you're
54:17
coming yeah but like i didn't so why
54:19
didn't you touch it before why didn't
54:20
you do that no
54:22
dodge what's going through my head is
54:24
i'm going to come and then i i [ __ ]
54:26
do it on this so you can calculate
54:27
trajectory no i stand up like i actually
54:30
do it right here in this chair too i
54:31
just i i sit like this i jerk off and
54:34
then i with my left hand i never get in
54:36
this chair yeah all the time and then
54:38
what i do is i come like right here like
54:41
right here that's where i've been
54:42
drinking from right here and then i wipe
54:44
it off
54:46
i usually come right here or if i do it
54:49
on the toilet i do like a superman like
54:52
i lay down with my hard erect [ __ ] and
54:54
do it into the toilet but honestly it's
54:56
always right here
54:58
why'd you tell me that i wipe it off
55:00
after and with a normal wipe and then uh
55:04
whip
55:09
guys i slept in his bed multiple times
55:12
he comes in there all the time i sleep
55:14
in his [ __ ] you know how my
55:16
look at this guy and think for a second
55:18
how often do you think he washes his bed
55:20
sheets
55:21
and how often do you think he
55:23
shut up
55:24
shut up how often does he wash his bed
55:26
sheets not more than three times a year
55:28
and he jerks off at least once a day so
55:30
he does it in his bed
55:32
i sleep in his [ __ ] all the time
55:35
because he only has one bed i'm not
55:37
gross i don't [ __ ]
55:38
stop okay finn just between you and me
55:41
okay no stream
55:42
we know what i'm talking about is true
55:44
and you stop putting on this facade
55:47
you start putting on this facade of
55:49
trying to look good i sleep in your [ __ ]
55:51
end of story
55:53
no i don't come on the bed
55:55
you come while you're in the bed you're
55:57
you come while you're in the bed correct
56:01
being in the bed is different it's like
56:02
they're written on this trial
56:04
it's like saying i like this standing up
56:06
so i piss on the floor that's it correct
56:08
you piss in the bathroom and you come in
56:10
the bed
56:11
i'm not saying you come into the bed you
56:13
come while you're in the bed
56:15
correct the camera didn't even want to
56:17
deal with the [ __ ]
56:19
i don't know why it's doing that there's
56:20
some there's a bug with it it's
56:22
definitely obs bugging out it's not
56:24
because no it is obs i know it's obs
56:26
because i've had this before it doesn't
56:27
work it doesn't happen on streamlabs
56:30
we are using streamlabs
56:32
but you're using obvious virtual camera
56:34
and that's the reason it's bugging out
56:35
you asked me to use obs virtual camera
56:37
yeah but it's bugging out yikers okay
56:40
on
56:41
stream actually it doesn't crunchy
56:42
budget i don't come in my [ __ ] bed i
56:44
do come while in bed but i don't come on
56:46
that's what i'm saying that's the whole
56:47
point you come that's why you are in bed
56:50
and most of the time you come in either
56:52
a tissue or into one of my clothes
56:56
i don't come into your closet no you do
56:58
you do you have used my t-shirt before
57:00
yeah that's why he said yeah
57:04
i do it out of spite though so it's
57:06
different
57:07
he literally jerks off into my clothing
57:09
by the way and then i put it on
57:11
yeah
57:12
just after it happens so
57:15
i don't wash it i just do it and then
57:18
that's everything i keep telling him to
57:20
just do it in the toilet like when you
57:22
come just go to the toilet and come in
57:25
what's nasty are you guys shooting next
57:26
time you're talking about it he
57:28
literally has like a [ __ ] sock
57:30
don't [ __ ] touch it i don't have a i
57:32
do not have a [ __ ] sock that is overcome
57:35
you become wrecked you have literally a
57:37
couple when i was 14 that [ __ ] was like
57:56
[Music]
58:06
that's a solid answer i can't believe
58:08
we're on this topic but since we're here
58:09
does acrylic nails make things difficult
58:12
it makes things
58:13
not way less difficult
58:16
if you close your eyes do you feel like
58:18
a woman is jerking you off no if i open
58:20
my eyes i do
58:22
swinging gabe bro that's so [ __ ] gay
58:25
you're such a fat
58:27
my hands are feminine
58:29
and then like you do like you know
58:31
i got feminine i got relatively feminine
58:33
hands emphasized by grahams
58:38
that's the straightest thing i had
58:40
muscle hands keep exposing them we're
58:42
tired of their lies
58:44
oh
58:45
what else do i do
58:48
what else do you do
58:49
we have sex all the time
58:52
every day he just doesn't want to say
58:54
guys i'm scared of losing donations
58:59
i'm scared that
59:01
um
59:02
[Music]
59:04
the world knows we're [ __ ]
59:06
okay enough
59:07
let's talk about the better thing
59:10
i don't have a guest room what's this
59:12
room
59:13
there's no bed in here
59:15
sleep in the
59:16
bathroom it's weirdo we both only have
59:19
one bed
59:21
actually i have two beds
59:23
i have my single bed that's what i come
59:25
into sorry guests
59:28
[ __ ] guest room oh [ __ ]
59:37
and i'm right back to reading the donor
59:38
ones
59:39
so acrylic nails
59:40
is better than the stranger method noted
59:42
yes well
59:45
it's more efficient
59:47
what ocean
59:49
that's not what i mean
59:51
also i see something funny what
59:54
what
59:55
i'm trying something
59:57
why are you changing settings
59:58
from adding something finn looking slick
60:01
today
60:06
what are you trying to do oh no it
60:08
doesn't work that's fine i'll just
60:09
cancel
60:10
um
60:11
this works as a camera from the front
60:13
and there's like a really funny fish
60:14
lens that's funny have you seen it no
60:16
i've never even heard of it there's
60:18
really there's a really funny fish lens
60:19
if it's not plugged in but if it's
60:21
plugged in there's like a really funny
60:22
fish lens that you can put on your face
60:23
nice
60:25
ah
60:26
okay you know what [ __ ] it
60:28
i'm i'm not using obs
60:31
this is the worst
60:32
i bet it's going to work from here on
60:34
doesn't what the [ __ ] see it's not an
60:36
obs problem it's the camera
60:39
it's the camera no obs turns it off it's
60:41
the camera
60:42
it's not
60:45
well then why are you playing with the
60:46
camera right now if it's not the camera
60:48
no obs bugs out the software trust me
60:52
uh-huh
60:54
oh there we go no i'm serious when i say
60:57
that obs like bugs out the software
61:00
i think obs is a dog [ __ ] platform and
61:02
the employees should i'm not gonna say
61:04
it
61:07
they should consider working on a better
61:08
product
61:30
he's shot on camera but he's not
61:32
he's not like that in real life
61:34
i assure you
61:37
when look you
61:38
ah see it's the camera
61:42
it's the camera
61:43
you [ __ ] it up i didn't [ __ ] it up
61:46
it's the camera it's just you bought it
61:48
uh terrible
61:49
i'm i was more i'm happy about my camera
61:51
um what's it called i'm happy about my
61:53
choices of camera it's the [ __ ]
61:55
[Music]
61:58
actually it might be
61:59
what's a typical life thing on their
62:01
streams
62:03
what do i lie about most
62:06
most on earth do you want me to be
62:07
honest
62:11
yes or no
62:14
stop laughing do you want me to be
62:15
honest i mean i can honestly answer the
62:17
question but you're not gonna like it
62:19
well
62:21
he's shaking his head
62:24
he's shaking he's shaking his head guys
62:26
i can't say sorry he doesn't
62:28
he's not ready yet this legitimately is
62:30
just broken by the way
62:33
i don't know why though it's genuinely
62:36
just the camera is shitty it's not
62:38
shitty it's a good camera i don't
62:40
believe you
62:41
it's the cam link it's literally the cam
62:44
link that's on i can't make it work
62:47
it's the cam link i promise you it's the
62:48
cam link then why is it like this
62:52
what the [ __ ] is this shitty thing oh
62:54
what the [ __ ] maybe it's in the wrong
62:55
usb or something is it in a 3.0 or some
62:58
[ __ ]
62:59
oh it's the camera if it was obs every
63:02
other streamer on twitch would have this
63:03
issue good point shut up
63:08
where's the software good point oh the
63:10
desk is so sticky
63:14
okay that better be the sugar water not
63:16
me rehydrating some some cool i'd shake
63:19
they want to see our height
63:21
i'm taller than her
63:23
check the cable stand
63:26
i want to be able to see head height
63:28
hold on can i open this
63:30
loop
63:32
i am taller
63:41
see i'm so much [ __ ] taller even on
63:43
camera look at that
63:46
oh yeah i'm telling you
63:50
finally i am tall i'm trying to fall
63:52
down
63:53
here
63:56
whoa damn the waistline i'm doing like a
63:58
hip thing
64:01
i'm taller i'm tall
64:05
at least you don't have a carpet
64:06
and by the way on maurice's like [ __ ]
64:09
passport information it says her height
64:12
and marisa on passport is five foot ten
64:14
right eleven five foot eleven so i'm
64:17
clearly six foot right
64:19
that's gotta be how that works
64:22
can i read it
64:24
do you want me to lie about what it says
64:26
it says 178 no okay i thought you wanted
64:29
me to lie it says six foot
64:32
is 186 foot
64:34
183
64:35
okay
64:36
i'm six foot then
64:38
i'm bad i've forgot to be six foot
64:40
raise a lot on the phone do i lie on my
64:42
passport they measure you
64:43
they don't they didn't measure me on
64:45
mine
64:46
but that's fine
64:49
it's 5 11. i'm disappointed in your
64:51
stream quality fence this is a
64:52
capitalist society i'll uh solve this by
64:55
introducing competition i'll start my
64:57
own fanboy stream and have the perfect
64:59
body thick thighs big ass etc from doing
65:01
ballet prepared to be destroyed i tried
65:03
[ __ ] i want to see you be skinny
65:06
or did you say skinny uh uh
65:10
just says thick thighs big i want to see
65:12
a cis man
65:14
be skinny with a huge ass and thick
65:16
thighs who doesn't work out
65:19
who doesn't work out if you meet these
65:21
christians you're probably like
65:23
you might have leg muscles
65:25
yeah that's the whole point that's what
65:27
they said they do ballet the camera is
65:29
on [ __ ] crack like it's the best
65:31
camera in the business the problem is
65:32
the [ __ ] elgato cam link elgato if
65:35
you're listening to this
65:36
you should consider driving a vehicle
65:38
into a wall i didn't subscribe to that
65:40
please email me about a sponsorship with
65:43
that fight like full force and put all
65:44
the employees in the front seat no
65:46
airbags
65:47
fine and drive into a wall as hard as
65:50
you can
65:51
maurice's opinions nothing works with
65:53
elgato nothing
65:55
you know how long it takes to set this
65:56
[ __ ] up you remember when you bought me
65:58
one for christmas we couldn't get it to
65:59
work because it was just broken out the
66:00
box
66:03
i'm a fan of elgato's product it's not
66:05
the camera it's the computer okay bro
66:07
you want to be that technician come over
66:09
yeah have a look at it it probably is a
66:11
software bug
66:13
you're the software because it just it
66:14
just takes time like nothing changes it
66:16
and then just boots back up again
66:18
how come it doesn't happen on my stream
66:20
it's a [ __ ] serious stream set up
66:22
okay
66:24
oh huge size and house muscle genetics
66:27
but it's such a quarter i've got always
66:28
apply corsair corsair please sponsor me
66:32
you're also tiny 193 centimeters best
66:34
type was that six foot if you're 193
66:37
your life [ __ ] sucks if you want to
66:38
transition or be fem boy it's over
66:40
you're just
66:42
not feminine at all that's not true i'm
66:45
six foot five and also i've seen dude
66:47
all the all the girls that go yeah on
66:49
twitter all the girls on tech talk
66:51
that are like they're not tall they're
66:53
just putting the camera alone no they're
66:54
like stand next to door frames their
66:56
shits american door frames are like this
66:58
wrong the girls that are six foot tall
67:01
like squash a guy you make a stream with
67:03
pyro
67:04
uh how many how many meetings do the
67:05
inmates get per month
67:10
how many visitors can they take
67:12
there's like a cooldown i think
67:14
he needs a phone call that's [ __ ]
67:17
jesus christ
67:18
[Music]
67:20
or is too hot the camera's overheating
67:22
rose is too hot the camera is
67:24
overheating
67:31
why you so [ __ ] gay
67:34
[ __ ]
67:43
looks like i want to watch shangshi and
67:45
cuddle
67:48
i don't want to watch shangshi
67:49
you're trying you're talking to the mic
67:59
whoa what the [ __ ]
68:02
how did you do that
68:06
how did you do that
68:08
just open your mouth dude my [ __ ] jaw
68:10
was unhinged i couldn't get that [ __ ] in
68:12
what the [ __ ]
68:13
hey yo
68:15
i have a big mouth bro what the [ __ ]
68:18
how do you get all tipsy after one beer
68:20
you lightweight also your female side
68:23
comes out hard when you're intoxicated
68:27
i have another one of these
68:30
grapefruit yeah
68:35
don't grab my knee stop it it's on your
68:37
knee ah you know you moved from my knee
68:39
last second
68:40
oh god look at that fat [ __ ] milk
68:43
okay
68:45
american door frames at least six foot
68:47
tall true like uk door frames are like
68:49
the exact same and also every girl on
68:51
tick tock not gonna say that those are
68:53
the only ones that i like the videos of
68:54
however but they're they're all six foot
68:56
tall
68:57
i know my all my for you page is just
69:00
how would you like a six foot tall goth
69:01
gf big titty yeah
69:06
no
69:08
i mean probably but i don't want you to
69:10
i was illegal here
69:11
yeah i don't then
69:13
it's legal now oh is it it's not today
69:16
but like this week maybe don't because
69:19
if maybe don't can i crack oh you
69:21
correct this
69:26
take it you [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm just trying
69:27
to do it on camera i was trying to do it
69:29
like purely based on the camera
69:31
small titty goth gff
69:35
i take a i take a small titty gf but not
69:37
a small titty gothier the goth is a down
69:40
this is down thing what are you saying
69:41
about my breast size
69:46
guys we're not actually dating
69:48
i've seen your twitter
69:50
well of course you've seen my twitter
69:52
they're not small titty goth gf
69:55
what
69:56
what do you mean what are you talking
69:58
about okay
70:00
he's so weird on camera guys i swear in
70:02
bed he's way different he's more like
70:05
what's so funny what's so funny what's
70:06
the joke
70:07
[ __ ] like okay are you good
70:10
how do you get all takes tips
70:13
man's drunk man's [ __ ] punched
70:15
how do you get all tipsy after one beer
70:17
you lightweight also your female side
70:18
comes out hard when you're intoxicated
70:20
i'm hot i'm hard as [ __ ] my male side
70:22
comes out i got a [ __ ] boner
70:26
now
70:27
no you can touch it's nothing
70:30
what is that thing
70:32
can i see it
70:33
whoa marisa i don't want to see that
70:36
put it away it's soft
70:40
that thing was the size of a human arm
70:44
why does it have that many veins
70:47
i hope we get banned on twitch so we can
70:49
[ __ ] more
70:52
tune into my only fan stream tonight
70:55
just kidding i'm not trying to get
70:56
banned finn you're on my stream
70:59
oh i thought we're in my channel the
71:00
whole time okay your partner did you
71:03
read all the sound patch kids no they
71:05
don't holy [ __ ] they pay attention to
71:06
you way more if you're partnered yeah
71:08
but like how can amaranth get like nine
71:10
bands amaranth is not the average
71:12
streamer that's partnered
71:14
amaranth is like
71:16
top one top 0.1 i think unpartnered
71:19
streamers get banned faster
71:22
i don't know if that's true i think for
71:24
the same offense if they i think it
71:26
might be this my beer
71:28
i think affiliate streamers get banned
71:29
more probably
71:31
because that's like just the level way
71:33
like you're making money from it
71:35
yeah
71:38
that's a good sound can we have a room
71:39
tour no
71:40
i can't take the camera anywhere no
71:43
also the room this is a nice
71:45
high ceilings in this house
71:48
maybe don't say the address out loud
71:51
number
71:52
uh number number 16
71:54
germany lane berlin lane berlin road
71:58
what's road in german
72:00
strasse
72:02
is that really road in german
72:16
[Music]
72:20
i'll have you know that i'm very thin
72:21
from ballet i'm 70 kilos at 190
72:25
centimeters
72:31
[Music]
72:35
imagine if f1n got a one-week twitch
72:37
banner we didn't notice because he's a
72:39
gremlin who never streams anything about
72:41
it however
72:44
i'll stream once again when i'm back
72:46
from germany i come back on
72:48
the 29th i come back on the 29th and
72:50
i'll be streaming
72:53
probably not that night because i want
72:54
to die because i've been on a plane all
72:55
day all day it's a one-hour flight all
72:58
day it's a one-hour hour i'll be
73:00
jet-lagged so
73:02
it's a one-hour flight i'll be chat like
73:04
um but i do get back kind of late so i
73:06
don't think i can stream like that maybe
73:07
i would i don't know i don't know if i
73:09
want to i've been on a plane being on a
73:11
plane is depressing it's one hour stop
73:13
making it a big deal awful
73:15
um it's a direct flight i know but it's
73:17
on a it's on a terrible airline
73:20
yeah don't give too much detail i'm not
73:22
that's why i said i'm i'm on we already
73:23
have the date i know what i'm doing
73:26
i only have to worry about you
73:47
is worried i'm not worried about
73:49
anything
73:51
i don't care like you can stay here
73:52
longer if you want oh my god i'll i'll
73:55
[ __ ] see you in prison how do you say
73:57
god in german
74:07
what is it what does that mean
74:09
yeah god wrong what does that mean it
74:12
means almighty
74:16
audio there's audio now your audio just
74:19
cut out no it didn't
74:22
it i mean it did for a second but now
74:24
it's fine go on app audios fine yeah the
74:26
audio is fine what do you mean we know
74:27
it cut out for a second
74:29
guys stop spoiling the [ __ ] words we
74:31
said we're gonna mute
74:33
what do you mean yeah we're muted we
74:35
muted
74:37
no it doesn't it doesn't mean son of a
74:39
[ __ ] what did you think when you saw
74:41
finn deep throating a banana on stream
74:44
oh
74:44
my god
74:47
cut out came back why
74:49
what do you mean
74:51
what are yours actually can you check
74:53
it's not gone i want to know it's there
74:56
i know but like
74:58
ah you lied to us
75:03
it's all [ __ ] perfect audio by the
75:05
way i know there we go it's fine it's
75:07
all good audios on now i know i like we
75:09
muted anyway
75:11
but we're back anyway good lord and
75:13
people are just finding out that we
75:14
muted
75:15
meow mike finn what the [ __ ]
75:19
meow make vince mcmahon as a payment for
75:21
every night he states don't read those
75:23
does
75:24
he sucks my dick when i'm in his house
75:27
he wants to he sucked my dick at the
75:29
airbnb in london how many nights has it
75:31
been he sucked my dick and
75:34
almost said too much
75:37
how how did you almost say too much
75:39
don't mute you're gonna make it look
75:41
[ __ ]
75:48
i know
75:49
that wasn't even that we muted we know
75:52
there wasn't even a detail about that
75:54
but that's going to look like it is
75:57
what i said
75:58
you're going to make it okay they had no
75:59
idea what i said good afternoon nice to
76:02
see you again
76:04
what i said all i know but you muted so
76:06
it's gonna make it sound like i sucked
76:08
your dick you did i
76:12
having fun with the mortar reminds me of
76:14
my [ __ ] right
76:19
this is heavy it's a weapon i could do
76:21
so many things with this
76:23
look at that maybe try sucking on it
76:28
you can rub it too
76:30
okay
76:33
that face when you're drunk friend needs
76:34
a slap dude
76:36
i've closed fisted slack
76:38
try it six months later and i'm no
76:41
longer
76:42
straight i'm not flinching all i need
76:44
all i need to do is make a tweet longer
76:46
about transgender abuse
76:48
it's not only woman beating but it's
76:50
also transgender abuse it's a hate crime
76:52
to be exact
76:54
good point and i have enough people that
76:56
would
76:57
uh cancel you for it they make clown
76:59
edits of you and take back hmm although
77:03
i've uh it's been fairly good since uh
77:06
you could literally always beat me in a
77:08
fight so i've had no option to
77:10
i could never throw i could never hit
77:11
you with a punch too fast i won't hurt
77:13
you though huh i would never hurt you
77:21
that wasn't
77:24
it wasn't besides like the first
77:26
two months of us knowing each other that
77:28
wasn't us
77:29
that was we were just friends
77:31
now we're good friends
77:33
and the good friends don't hurt each
77:34
other but guys if you're in the gym
77:37
let's say it's your fourth grade sixth
77:39
grade seventh grade you're in the locker
77:41
room with the boys before gym class you
77:43
always fight right now fight for fun no
77:47
okay everyone who has this is like a
77:48
different german everyone who has male
77:50
friends and you're male 1
77:52
do you guys know like i always fight
77:54
with no friends i punch as of tonight
78:14
okay let's let's make it a half half
78:17
let's say fifty percent do fifty percent
78:18
don't i'm just from a first world
78:20
country you've never had my experience
78:21
we don't do that you just have in
78:23
civilized countries for
78:29
no
78:30
i get that your kind doesn't get in the
78:33
fight you are with the girls painting
78:34
your nails in lunch break i am behind
78:37
the gym [ __ ]
78:38
recreating wrestling like smackdown
78:40
versus raw like we're [ __ ]
78:43
role-playing rey mysterio and batista
78:45
and we're doing [ __ ] whoever touches
78:47
the sand first we'll go on table tennis
78:49
plates and
78:50
push each other off the first one on the
78:52
floor or loses by the way stuff
78:54
yeah they tell you that on am they tell
78:56
you that when you book the flight we've
78:57
already got it all sorted out got a day
78:59
two test book
79:00
um i'm getting [ __ ] travel advice
79:02
uh they don't i i'm
79:04
and then yeah i don't do that somebody's
79:06
alright yeah it's just they can't we
79:09
know this don't worry about it
79:10
they don't let you travel if you don't
79:12
know that
79:13
also you've [ __ ] up scroll
79:15
there you go
79:17
it's gone into force today why'd they
79:18
tell us that like a weekend
79:20
today sunday all right
79:22
we it was it was like fine like it was
79:25
we got told about it like
79:27
oh we're here tonight or return to the
79:29
uk there are new booster plays everyone
79:30
entering the year
79:32
at the end of the second day that's
79:33
normal and their arrival yeah
79:36
isolate ah
79:38
you do need self-isolate
79:40
not not if you're vaccinated
79:42
you do that's why there's a day to test
79:44
no these are just checkups ah [ __ ] it
79:46
there's no way there's no quarantine is
79:48
it normal boys fight with knives and and
79:51
iron bars guys no big deal good point i
79:54
mean there were fights and [ __ ] but like
79:56
i don't know you don't like fight
79:57
friends you [ __ ] with friends
79:59
due to the new strain just now
80:03
i mean we already knew about the new
80:04
rules okay well we already knew about
80:06
those rules so it's fine i i was
80:08
assuming those rules well the only thing
80:10
that would have changed is that you need
80:12
to self-isolate until the test resolved
80:15
cool
80:16
yeah well
80:17
uh just need to book a day too on the
80:18
way back but you know you don't go and
80:20
save it anyways
80:22
new rules in today please
80:24
[ __ ]
80:25
oh well i hope the flights get canceled
80:27
and you stay longer stop the covered
80:28
[ __ ] i did not come here to listen
80:30
to the news good point good point
80:34
good point i don't want to be sad anyway
80:37
uh i had time to say you came today
80:39
otherwise yeah probably i can't so the
80:40
reason why i came to germany earlier i
80:42
was planning it to go i was planning to
80:43
go to christmas see the german market
80:44
and everything um but then like
80:48
they're planning on like stopping it so
80:50
i just came early the jam market's
80:51
pretty cool
80:52
uh birmingham one's way better we do it
80:54
better way better
80:56
way better um
81:00
why did you not take me to the big ones
81:01
because you're freezing in american weed
81:04
with pistols during recess in america we
81:06
dealt with pistols during recess i think
81:08
we were really tired like in the [ __ ]
81:10
old country in the old olden days
81:13
oh we i didn't take you because we went
81:15
to the garden
81:16
i want to be an american cowboy
81:19
christmas garden that would be cool
81:22
i want to do like
81:23
would you pistol me with the uh bb gun
81:26
i'd piss on you
81:28
could if i bought bb you know that oh
81:30
you know the two bb guns the 911 and the
81:32
1911 and the and the
81:34
and the no no no bb gun not not air gun
81:38
like the 1911 and the
81:40
and the p250 sand dune
81:42
we should
81:43
we should do that because then it just
81:44
like hurts but not a lot though
81:47
it would like sting for a second
81:50
they're in berlin now oh i'm in berlin
81:53
i'm in berlin you calling it you keep
81:55
calling it 911. it sounds like the 911.
81:57
it this is the same thing the bush gun i
82:00
don't know what it is but like it sounds
82:01
like yeah
82:02
no i said 1911 the second time i just
82:05
got it wrong one time and everyone makes
82:07
fun of me but i think about uh
82:09
9 11 when i say 1911. i think i'm high
82:13
how are you high i'm sorry from drinking
82:17
okay
82:19
two months
82:21
stan
82:22
stan that's a good name i like that like
82:25
eminem
82:28
what
82:32
i'm gonna be real
82:34
living here for for one day has degraded
82:37
my psyche
82:39
was tenfold
82:45
it's gotten so much worse
82:48
my psyche is breaking while i'm here
82:51
mainly because of no one speaks a word
82:53
of english
82:54
not one time
82:56
every [ __ ] sign is in english but no
82:58
one has spoken it to me you're speaking
83:00
half the signs are [ __ ]
83:01
like refugee workers from
83:04
czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore
83:07
you don't know when they were born
83:11
you're talking to like the most
83:14
non-english speaking people and you're
83:16
like
83:17
why don't they speak my language
83:20
isn't this supposed to be the first
83:22
world country
83:23
no you told me everyone spoke english so
83:25
i shouldn't need to learn anything
83:27
that's why
83:28
i'm not annoyed that germans speak
83:29
german i'm annoyed that you told me they
83:31
they would also understand what i'm
83:32
saying most people and like what happens
83:34
is this oh someone will talk to me and
83:37
they'll say like you know remember and
83:39
they'll just and i'll just go like
83:41
expecting an answer and i look at marisa
83:43
and she just goes
83:45
like that like i'm supposed to know what
83:46
the [ __ ] that meant that was what
83:48
happened in the lunch thing like someone
83:50
i didn't realize what they were doing
83:51
but they were asking me to pay but they
83:53
didn't make any dress they just went
83:55
you know they just went uh
83:57
he talked to two people so far and now
83:58
he's many i've spoken to many two one
84:02
person said why are you speaking english
84:04
but they didn't speak and then they said
84:06
and then marisa said like oh he's german
84:09
and then oh he's german he's english and
84:10
then the guy just went
84:12
ha ha
84:14
hathan this is my first donation and
84:16
also you helped me realize that i was
84:18
releasing him until what was good point
84:21
um
84:23
camera camera why not working
84:26
sorry guys
84:27
ah it's fine we get to get close and
84:29
personal with the microphone
84:31
what the [ __ ] okay i'm trying to turn
84:33
the camera off now
84:36
it's dark i don't know if it is the
84:37
light's turned off going dark bravo
84:40
deactivate the camera activate the
84:42
camera
84:43
there we are
84:45
where
84:50
hey guys why don't you come take a look
84:53
at my video
84:56
what does that even mean
84:58
i don't have any videos
85:02
what the [ __ ]
85:04
finster's throat is like a [ __ ] what
85:08
car wash
85:09
you know the things that go sideways so
85:12
like the the spirals
85:14
the one with the red like
85:16
that's what his throat is like a new
85:18
record for rose d
85:22
just thinking about it gets me [ __ ]
85:24
hard as [ __ ]
85:27
there's nothing down there
85:46
[Music]
85:50
hey finn thank you for being you
85:52
watching your streams has helped me
85:54
realize trans girls are often in general
85:59
trying to kiss that's right
86:02
thank you for the donation
86:04
bad message
86:05
speak to three people a new record for
86:06
us good point yeah i mean
86:09
if in this first one you helped me
86:10
realize i was bi see that would be
86:12
better that's a good donor and also
86:14
minox i spoke to three people um but
86:17
they didn't speak to me back which was
86:19
upsetting not one person has said a word
86:21
of english to me yet i've been saying
86:22
how law instead of hello to everyone
86:24
which is just wrong in my opinion i've
86:27
been saying hello and choose
86:31
hello
86:36
this stream has the energy of three
86:38
lesbians looking at each other energy
86:40
yeah yeah what's the other one
86:43
there schmuter like berliner
86:47
whose
87:03
what's what's the difference goodbye
87:10
it's french what's a different goodbye
87:12
like it's like a formal goodbye formal
87:13
auf wiedersehen
87:19
i did it
87:21
translation
87:22
uh
87:23
but schmuderlig means grubby
87:26
and berliner means berlinian like
87:28
millennium berlinian someone from berlin
87:31
i'm homophobic
87:33
what what you never told me that
87:41
f1 then then go drink some gluhwein with
87:43
this money
87:46
against god
87:50
germany is the least religious place in
87:51
the world you know
87:56
did you know that
88:07
have you had too much alcohol already me
88:10
yeah
88:11
no why are you saying these things then
88:13
what am i saying
88:15
have i said anything wrong
88:17
yeah arrest me go drink some gluing
88:20
what's that blue vine it's the hot wine
88:22
oh i am avoiding that
88:25
that some of this stuff's weird we had a
88:27
egg punch which was hot egg alcohol
88:30
i think was it alcoholic yeah it was hot
88:33
egg based alcohol
88:35
oh my [ __ ] god it was awful it's
88:38
exactly how you think it would taste
88:40
well i mean i don't know how you'd think
88:41
it would taste but it tastes did you
88:43
know
88:44
in german means slash sinister do you
88:47
have finn smith
88:48
sinister i did know that actually
88:52
hello i'm dark sinister
89:06
oh my god i had a hot chocolate maurice
89:08
right the egg though
89:09
[Music]
89:11
why is that where's the german and i can
89:14
speak someone setting my hands yeah
89:16
marisa didn't have the um the minecraft
89:18
font downloaded so i have to work with
89:20
what i've got you are a pig murizo hey
89:23
sure i had luffy i'll [ __ ] you till you
89:25
love me [ __ ] where's that what
89:28
two rounds with me and you're [ __ ]
89:30
gay finn being nice to marisa's mom well
89:32
rose being nice
89:34
it's gonna be fun i'm going to though i
89:36
think oh
89:40
can i meet the cats
89:42
do we get to meet the cats
89:43
i'm going to be the cats there's a
89:45
marisa has two [ __ ] cats called
89:47
battle beast and cheeto and cheetos like
89:49
a little little cheeto little uh tiger
89:52
not tiger tiger
89:55
tiger jaguar the striped one and then uh
89:58
battle beast is like this by the way if
90:00
i'm being mean to some of your viewers
90:01
i'm being one
90:02
i'm being mean to the ones that i know
90:04
from my chat so no danger for you
90:07
straw hat luffy that like that person is
90:09
from my chat so i'm being mean to shred
90:11
luffy the german tcs was cringe really
90:15
what's that
90:17
diesel showing
90:26
what does it mean tell me what it means
90:29
it makes no sense grammatically it's it
90:31
was so prickly in my
90:33
tummy in my [ __ ] that night's
90:35
grammatical it makes
90:37
in your belly button grammatical sense
90:39
any marisa enjoyers
90:41
was it just me okay
90:46
no
90:47
it's all me enjoyers
90:49
zero marines are enjoys i'm the best one
90:54
you're just nice no
90:56
good point look at all the mirrors of
90:58
yours they're all saying yes
91:00
this is awesome you should watch my
91:01
stream more often
91:03
when do you well how often do you stream
91:06
one time once a year
91:08
i'm german i can speak english thank you
91:10
pyro thanks for being one of the one of
91:11
the good ones
91:13
i wish i you were working at the german
91:15
market my balls are hanging down
91:21
did you know in england
91:24
everyone at the german market speaks
91:25
english
91:27
if i didn't stream at 4am hey bro listen
91:34
so i think ours is a bit superior our
91:37
german market's the better german market
91:38
they speak english
91:40
here nasty
91:41
nasty unwashed
91:43
unshowered beanie off of me
91:49
why do you shower in the beanie
91:53
why do you do that
91:55
why is the guy next to you a bit wide
91:58
how wide am i
92:00
i'm just buff that's not talking about
92:01
me
92:02
you're not wide yeah but i'm the only
92:04
guy
92:05
yeah but they don't know they don't know
92:07
what as [ __ ]
92:11
go i don't have my pronouns written on
92:12
my forehead
92:14
we're not in the [ __ ]
92:16
can i get you a custom beanie that just
92:18
says you're a pronoun can i get me it
92:19
can we oh my god what a [ __ ] [ __ ]
92:21
merch idea
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no that's [ __ ] that's gonna get you
92:25
beaten up in the street what a [ __ ]
92:27
merch idea that's stupid what if i just
92:29
did that that's that's gotta be done
92:32
just jerking off to you again
92:34
nice bro yeah me too
92:35
what a good [ __ ] match i do what a
92:37
great match i don't do anything with
92:39
prawns because people get beaten up for
92:40
it
92:41
and i'm the person that's debating i may
92:43
be drunk but that sounds like a good
92:45
merch i don't know it doesn't sound that
92:46
good it's endangering it's the same way
92:50
your first merch was yeah
92:52
i'm a girl
92:53
no i'm i'm i'm not a guy i i know the
92:55
quote um what was the quote tell me the
92:58
quote no i get what you mean however
93:01
however i just don't remember it oh my
93:03
god can you say it or not no i not
93:06
anywhere i broke your thing okay
93:10
i broke this
93:15
this is my last donut for today i have
93:16
to go visit oppa
93:18
oh opera because my oma died oh that
93:21
sucks marisa please terrorize finn
93:24
by threatening uh to come on him while
93:26
he sleeps i want him to be afraid to
93:28
fall asleep no he i come before we fall
93:31
asleep because he sucks to my [ __ ] off
93:40
sorry about your oman
93:52
by the way guys i'm not doing this it's
93:53
it's finn moving the camera look
93:57
i'm innocent
94:06
[ __ ] stop dodging [ __ ]
94:11
i both my hands here too though
94:13
what i have both of them here too
94:15
no you don't have both i do look show me
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yours
94:19
there's one and then there's both of
94:20
mine see
94:23
complete lies
94:27
you're such a liar look at this one see
94:29
the other hands on the mouse right there
94:31
that's the it's moving how's it moving
94:33
how's it moving
94:39
you see your dick
94:40
use the camera what the [ __ ]
94:43
oh
94:43
he's wearing makeup as she isn't
94:46
i'm not what [ __ ] makeup right now
94:48
it's not makeup
94:50
unless i mean i'm not wearing makeup but
94:52
i am wearing we're both wearing makeup
94:54
it took a minute
94:58
they made me wrong
95:03
[Laughter]
95:09
me after spain they made me remade me
95:12
wrong
95:19
we're gonna stop [ __ ] streaming holy
95:21
[ __ ]
95:24
i like drinking on stream but it gets so
95:26
bad so fast especially and it's it's
95:28
it's two bad things
95:30
it's you being here so far i've been
95:32
creating absolute havoc but so far
95:37
what upset upload the video
95:40
you have a video it's already passed
95:42
upload date and it's not
95:45
it's already passed upload time and
95:46
warden hasn't sent me it warden doesn't
95:48
send me the video warden
95:51
warden
95:52
you're late warden
96:09
look at that thumbnail
96:11
i made that you didn't make that just
96:13
verb made that okay i had fake nails on
96:15
for it as well how old is that it's a
96:17
while ago that's my old house yeah but i
96:18
was wait i was there when you made this
96:20
one the old the right side of it really
96:23
yeah when you made the first one we were
96:25
we were together
96:26
no we didn't know each other no i i know
96:29
when you made that thumbnail though
96:31
were you in the hat no you couldn't have
96:32
been you couldn't have been in the house
96:34
i was this was my old house we made the
96:36
one where you were lying on the floor
96:37
with a pickaxe yeah this isn't the same
96:38
one you didn't know me then
96:40
you showed me you you showed me
96:42
literally i think you showed me re
96:44
purposing it yes you literally couldn't
96:47
have stayed over this time yeah yeah
96:49
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you two
96:51
together is golden are you two together
96:54
our golden is golden yeah i disagree
96:57
then why does your face glow weirdly
96:58
whenever you're straight whenever you
97:00
stream from abroad in spain you said it
97:01
was the heat but it's doing it again now
97:04
glow you mean like shine it's because my
97:06
skin's so smooth look at that
97:08
the orange drink is chef ah for
97:10
grapefruit it's really good
97:13
chef
97:14
grapefruit it's [ __ ] nice it's mainly
97:16
that i wear very light makeup whenever i
97:18
do it i just do concealer i don't do
97:19
like full foundation
97:21
so like
97:22
i don't know it's just like
97:24
my skin doesn't have as much like stuff
97:26
on it so you can see like the texture of
97:28
it why is my apartment fire it is fire
97:29
look all right then our tool carpet that
97:31
is sick i got my figures cool light too
97:34
get on my [ __ ] the tv
97:37
this is [ __ ] antique tv it's sick
97:41
oh my god yeah sorry what
97:45
dude verb can you go bug warden that she
97:47
haven't sent me the video but it doesn't
97:48
matter anymore she's just got to send me
97:50
it tomorrow um
97:52
hold on let me uh i'll dm one real quick
97:54
hey
97:56
gotta
97:57
decent
97:59
tomorrow
98:00
you haven't even seen the rest of my
98:01
apartment it's [ __ ] crack
98:10
yes he's wearing my naruto jacket all he
98:13
ever does is wear my clothes because
98:15
he's in love with me incorrect
98:18
you love me
98:19
huh you love me
98:22
i love you
98:25
thanks
98:27
oh legit now
98:28
how good is that acting by the way
98:33
you're pretty good
98:39
holy [ __ ] it's a 30 minute video god
98:42
damn
98:44
damn
98:46
okay sorry i'm working now
98:48
um
98:50
cool
98:52
all right
98:53
tomorrow verb good thumbnail i think
98:56
it's pretty dope anyway do you want to
98:57
go do we want to go to a restaurant or
98:59
no we should get makeup remover
99:02
good point boys we think we gotta end
99:04
because we didn't [ __ ] we
99:06
don't want to do we can totally do a
99:07
christmas market stream tomorrow typical
99:09
girlfriend behavior borrowing clothes
99:13
we can even do one tonight if it's still
99:15
open
99:16
no it's pretty close it's so cold
99:19
he's just it's so [ __ ] cold like he's
99:22
really cold for some reason dude it's
99:24
unbearably cold it's like without being
99:27
that cold it really isn't it's like five
99:29
degrees yes
99:30
thanks for making this one of my brown
99:32
streams in a while
99:33
it's nice to see
99:36
i'll give you one of my keep being
99:38
awesome i've got a big jacket now yeah
99:40
but you were wearing a christmas sweater
99:43
they're never like insulated
99:48
uh do a video and upload on the fin
99:49
channel uh that's gonna be soon too
99:51
verbs on that as well verb's just my guy
99:53
now
99:54
um but that should be done was this
99:57
stream okay or would it was i bad oh the
99:59
finn channel [ __ ] no i haven't done the
100:01
finn channel thing my bad uh but the
100:04
finn channel i've gone i've done the
100:05
[ __ ] it dude i've done the video i just
100:08
haven't of the christmas market you
100:10
smooth brain no that's my like uh like
100:14
now good lord why would i put the finn
100:16
channel's like my like
100:18
height like the highest quality content
100:20
i can make sort of channel that one's
100:22
like the i filmed something special and
100:25
i edited it myself that i like that
100:27
channel to be just 100 me you know so i
100:30
don't have an editor for it but it also
100:31
means i barely have any time
100:33
but i like doing that one that one's
100:35
like uh the i don't know if i think of
100:36
like a viral idea that involves girl
100:38
stuff it goes up on that
100:40
was this dream okay or are you gonna be
100:41
mad at me after very mad constantly it's
100:44
mainly been the homophobic nazi racist
100:47
[Music]
100:48
sucking
101:00
how many what are the what else what
101:02
else did what else have we racked up
101:03
i'll take nancy away
101:07
what else have we done what else
101:10
what else was there
101:11
i didn't put it on anything i didn't do
101:13
anything what else come joke ah that's
101:15
fine i'd do that what did i do i'm only
101:17
naming bad stuff the come jokes are fine
101:19
i'm almost sure why are you going off it
101:20
do anything
101:22
i'm looking for someone you almost said
101:23
a slur
101:25
uh
101:25
it's a slur that i can say though
101:28
i wasn't going to say like a bad one
101:30
you're almost at the asler and then you
101:32
almost said that you almost said the ad
101:33
f-slur i can say both of those
101:36
i can
101:37
you can't i can
101:39
i can say them back-to-back right now
101:40
what else we got you said italians on
101:43
people
101:44
yeah goodbye to any problem any
101:46
objections
101:47
any objections any objections italians
101:49
aren't real so it's so far eight
101:52
cancelables okay okay eight cancelable
101:55
offenses okay i made no racism no nazi
101:58
i made homophobic you did make racism
102:00
what which one
102:02
the italians aren't people it's not a
102:03
race italians aren't a race they're
102:05
white people
102:08
they're european
102:10
uh
102:11
are you joking are you joking are you
102:13
really gonna be be like that italians
102:15
are a minority kind of no i'm not listen
102:18
here's the thing i mean homophobic jokes
102:20
and transphobic jokes the description of
102:22
my lesbians and gay people the constant
102:25
sucking dick jokes and the random that's
102:27
not cancellable it's not even cancelable
102:30
uh you grab my knee without consent your
102:32
knee that was your [ __ ] [ __ ] you
102:34
grabbed my my [ __ ] and balls without
102:35
consent also oh sexual assault here we
102:38
go
102:39
this
102:40
all right how many do we have now nine
102:43
it's not racist it's xenophobic
102:45
xenophobia xenophobia is good ten we
102:47
reach ten guys xenophobia is a good
102:49
thing we reach ten
102:51
look if you're not xenophobic against
102:53
usa you are on the wrong side of history
102:57
you're going to be like [ __ ] 1939
102:59
like oh i hate nazi germany and then
103:01
you're some guy is going to be like it's
103:02
kind of xenophobic dude
103:04
it's a little xenophobic you're just
103:06
against the country
103:08
10 ten eleven offenses eleven no no no
103:12
no no no no no no no if you can be
103:14
xenophobic against bad countries
103:17
eleven
103:19
eleven
103:21
what what can i not be zeno if you're
103:24
not xenophobic against usa what are you
103:25
doing in your life everyone's even the
103:28
usa people are
103:29
xenophobic against america are you
103:31
stupid everyone hates this country
103:34
good point
103:35
good point
103:36
i'm finn i agree with you the whole time
103:37
but i pretended already apparently just
103:40
shut up already who should we i'll i'll
103:41
agree and i'll make it uh
103:43
i'll make it i'll put it back to 10 i
103:45
won't double count the xenophobia you
103:47
are getting one count of z xenophobia is
103:49
fine
103:50
xenophobia 10 different xenophobia can
103:52
be profitable okay so let's tell it up
103:55
sexual and physical assault
103:58
physical no
103:59
okay
104:00
xenophobia
104:02
yeah
104:04
uh homophobia yeah transphobia yeah i
104:06
agree so far all on the stream yeah
104:09
oh [ __ ] i forgot
104:10
lesbianism anti-lesbian that's
104:12
homophobia fair play
104:16
um
104:19
racism slightly
104:21
when when i don't remember i just know
104:23
you've done it no i haven't i said
104:25
monkeys to italians
104:27
of these i said monkeys to italians you
104:29
made the racist connection
104:31
okay
104:33
manipulation that's not a offense gas
104:36
lighting that's not slowing a minute
104:38
that is not an offense
104:39
gaslighting
104:40
manipulation lesbianism is homophobia
104:43
what no the the the lesbian uh insults
104:46
wait what is that i'm literally innocent
104:49
is that homophobia
104:51
i'm i'm i'm i'm charged not guilty of
104:53
all charges
104:56
bread bread it was self-defense
105:00
what else was there i'm gonna i'm gonna
105:02
say 100 and five a hundred percent five
105:04
things we need to talk yeah but who
105:05
gives a [ __ ] 100 does anyone in here
105:08
care does anyone care me
105:11
i was one of i was one of them there's
105:13
going to be a italian lesbian from
105:16
[ __ ]
105:18
uh with a genetic mutation
105:20
also gay which
105:22
with a bunch of
105:24
[ __ ] problems and they're gonna be
105:26
offended okay you want me to add fat
105:28
phobia to the list like look
105:30
here's
105:31
fat phobia and its benefits
105:35
six people will lose weight six
105:38
what else
105:39
here's what i'm going to say fat people
105:42
fab
105:50
good lord it's not as bad as homophobia
105:52
dude i think homophobia is worse than ra
105:55
if fatphobia agree or no
105:58
i think fatphobia is not as bad as
105:59
homophobia because you can't change
106:01
being gay
106:02
you can't change being fat
106:05
fat is a choice
106:08
as i said you can literally run away
106:10
from your problems on a treadmill it's
106:13
so easy as i said i think it's a good
106:15
time to win the stream
106:17
um hey i'll take the fire i'll see you
106:20
guys on twitter arrest me it's my stream
106:23
i'll see you guys on twitter
106:24
put me in jail
106:27
what i can't make jokes anymore what is
106:28
this 1989
106:30
they putting up a wall now
106:35
bro
106:37
if any fat people offended i will pay
106:39
you reparations okay dm me worse
106:42
okay
106:44
i'm done i'm done
106:46
i can't speak my mind anymore guys
106:49
stop
106:51
okay
106:53
i think the entry point is right there i
106:55
think it's a good time to win the stream
106:56
um
106:58
i believe they're silencing the the
107:00
majority here
107:04
1984 it's literally the same it's only
107:06
the same talk after going to be great
107:08
are you going to talk
107:10
yes i'm not making you look bad look at
107:12
chat right now it's not funny they're
107:13
saying based
107:15
shut up
107:16
hey you know who's saying it's not funny
107:18
it's [ __ ]
107:20
bye rusa
107:22
yeah i mean listen
107:25
you know you know who who doesn't find
107:27
you you can at least say none of the
107:28
things that you've done a good uh like a
107:30
good thing yeah they're not there we go
107:32
okay but you know you know you know
107:39
you got me you got me
107:42
okay
107:43
www what do you think that means
107:46
walt whitman
107:47
willy wonka
107:49
walter white
107:51
you got me you got me
107:54
i'm sorry
107:55
i'm sorry it's a joke okay it's a joke
107:59
fat is beautiful
108:04
was that my ear
108:07
okay
108:08
um that's something they're laughing at
108:10
least for the first time ever on a
108:11
finster stream
108:13
at least some people are seven seven
108:15
offenses
108:16
oh anyone laughing right now
108:18
first time hey your all-time high views
108:20
of tonight because people find it funny
108:22
there's a silent majority who's going to
108:24
be mad at me they'll come back for your
108:26
stream but i i'm i'm the crowd is on my
108:29
side everyone who isn't we know why
108:32
i've watched videos of car crashes
108:35
what
108:37
i don't get it
108:39
the future because
108:40
if you can't laugh about yourself you
108:42
are already lost okay
108:45
i joked about literally everything there
108:46
is to joke about if you're gonna be
108:47
offended
108:49
i'd be offended for all the other ones
108:50
okay it's not even bad i'm fat and i
108:52
demand reparations
108:55
for preference
108:58
for preference what does that mean
108:59
chocolateness ah
109:02
what's that hey i was just
109:04
look at this 70 said yo
109:06
nope speaks the truth 30 said yes yeah
109:09
30 overweight obesity
109:20
you know all you need to do is count
109:22
calories it's so easy you go stop you go
109:24
away from you go straight from like joke
109:27
to i'm sorry you got me and then you put
109:28
your hands down and you're like anyway
109:30
so calories no i can say it now because
109:32
i lost like 20 kilos oh i used to be fat
109:35
as [ __ ]
109:37
but
109:38
fat people are okay
109:40
i'm not fat but i supported
109:43
fat people are the same as normal people
109:46
see i was waiting for it to go back to
109:47
the [ __ ] to the offensive guys guys
109:49
guys guys guys nothing against fat
109:52
people my safe state it's my safe space
109:54
nothing nothing nothing
109:56
ah
109:58
i'm going on the stream
110:00
you'll feel better after you lose the
110:02
weight
110:06
i do he does too he lost 10 kilos
110:09
just a little bit of point
110:11
yeah just a little bit of mental work
110:12
it's it honestly it should be motivating
110:14
9.5 i gained one kilo back from germany
110:17
if you're mad at me you're really just
110:18
mad at yourself oh i'm going in the
110:20
stream this is going to get stop
110:26
okay [ __ ]
110:27
this is this is why i'm not getting into
110:29
the dream smp we figured it out
110:32
it's me saying it not you
110:34
okay boys uh i will see you
110:36
um goodbye we're gonna go sorry guys
110:39
sorry
110:41
i'm gonna have food but not too much
110:47
you're laughing you're laughing