00:00
uh let's see if that works i'm waiting
00:03
until i see me go live i went live
00:06
we're playing cs go we're playing
00:07
competitive we can only really play one
00:09
round of being competitive
00:10
but i don't care because you and arms do
00:13
you know god damn it as well yes you do
00:17
fine hold on i made you them rolls they
00:20
took ages
00:21
okay fine i'm just trying not to crash
00:23
cs go while i do it and
00:24
i am doing badly i'm afking by the way
00:27
so
00:28
video boasting about your good computer
00:30
shouldn't it handle it
00:31
hold that shut up laura laura some uh
00:34
laura is technically here but she's
00:35
muted
00:37
but uh hecking yeah goddamn
00:41
hold on at streams where wait wait i
00:44
want to
00:45
find your stream first god dammit they
00:48
killed me
00:50
yeah laura picked the outfit i made her
00:52
upset yesterday a little bit so
00:54
[ __ ] uh oh no she left yesterday so
00:56
she's
00:57
going to pick the outfit and she picked
00:58
the outfit what are you talking to
01:00
you have zero viewers oh no it lags so
01:03
much
01:04
i don't there's like seven people in the
01:06
chat already like it's so there's seven
01:08
people in the chat before i even started
01:09
streaming
01:10
and then it just like takes a while for
01:12
it to actually
01:14
go and then it loads up and then does
01:15
well hold on
01:17
oh [ __ ] oh no i don't want this [ __ ] i
01:19
found some headphones so i can finally
01:21
play cs with sound
01:22
watch why can i not see the viewers
01:26
this sucks here offline
01:30
okay yeah you're spamming my mini map i
01:33
can't see
01:35
what i mean like your things glitched
01:45
oh thank you perfect there we go
01:48
what hello flip your camera horizontal
01:51
please horizontal yeah it's
01:55
cool it's making me annoyed you know
01:58
what i might
01:58
need to hurry it's making me wonder
02:02
oh my god they aren't okay
02:06
this is how it always is what what no no
02:08
no no no no
02:09
you can't your shot is mirrored that's
02:12
not working
02:13
oh i don't care well i know you don't
02:16
care but i want them to see the text
02:18
they can see the text they were talking
02:20
about you can read backwards if you're
02:21
not a dum-dum
02:25
this is my chat aren't dumb all right
02:27
don't call them dumb they're very smart
02:28
and they know how to read backwards okay
02:32
my childhood where the [ __ ] is everyone
02:34
shooting from
02:35
i don't know somehow we used who's not
02:36
joined the game yet hitch hasn't joined
02:38
the game
02:40
yeah what do you mean i needed three
02:41
lock because um marco's thing was
02:44
glitched and it was spamming my whole
02:46
like sidebar oh
02:51
why if anyone talks about the outfit i
02:54
i do i i will ban you forever do not
02:56
talk about what the outfit is i
02:58
understand that it is embarrassing that
02:59
was
03:00
the [ __ ] oh you are so good at that
03:02
mark
03:03
what the [ __ ] why do you like cs if
03:05
you're so good
03:07
i'm usually not good he's got 11 kills
03:09
in warm up
03:11
i don't have any how good you are what's
03:13
your next warm up
03:16
i don't care i don't care if you say you
03:18
like my outfit you're still getting
03:20
banned you have cuter outfits than me
03:25
i they're amazon i i highly suggest
03:27
amazon there is all sorts of also
03:29
awful stuff on there [ __ ] why not play
03:32
valerian i
03:33
don't like well i mean okay valerian's
03:35
okay but it is
03:37
very nah i don't know yeah it takes time
03:40
to get used to it
03:41
it takes so much time to get used to and
03:43
i'm not that good at it and the thing is
03:45
i can actually play
03:46
cs go and you know not have to shut up
03:49
and just
03:50
concentrate so hard because valerian is
03:52
very
03:53
left left left i still not really warmed
03:57
up but still
03:58
oh hello buddy scorps i had one bullet
04:02
in my a
04:03
no please i just saw you peeking around
04:05
the corner i was like oh
04:06
that room's clear
04:11
who's playing what hold on i'm going to
04:13
quickly do a sound check everyone talk
04:15
for a minute
04:20
[Music]
04:23
and now it's testing me i don't know why
04:25
i was just staring at it for a while and
04:26
now it's testing me i don't know why i
04:28
was just staring at it
04:29
i think that's a decent like audio thing
04:31
i think do i need to turn any of them up
04:32
or is that good
04:34
okay oh wait i need to unmute really
04:37
good hey guys i'm back
04:39
yo welcome back they say welcome back
04:42
thank you okay i'm going b
04:46
i predict to be rush oh i think it's a
04:50
i predicted the a wrong uh
04:53
[ __ ] score so through the the it was
04:57
a beer rush god damn it
04:58
oh my god fin i'm coming i'm coming i
05:00
told you
05:01
i told you it was
05:05
i predicted it i said it what it was
05:07
wrote around
05:08
michael you're spamming
05:14
hitch i'm gonna go like a meatball
05:17
did you just oh my god my aims are oh
05:26
oh red bull didn't work oh no where's
05:29
mystic
05:29
what do you mean oh wait yeah where's
05:31
mystic in the chat we're missing a
05:32
mystic
05:32
oh yeah we need mystic where's mystic my
05:35
favorite oh it's jojo my second favorite
05:38
is that bad jojo
05:42
everyone's my favorite it's like picking
05:43
your favorite kids the subs are my
05:45
children
05:48
i gave birth to them what'd you say
05:55
right again on this one you guys
06:00
i could i could only afford a deagle
06:04
you broke [ __ ] i didn't exactly want a
06:06
glass cannon with an mp9
06:09
they kind of just died so i'm poor i
06:12
think we ordered it
06:16
again it's b no no my a's not clear
06:20
there's just one though i zoomed in on
06:23
the camera just to see you better
06:25
uh i might do a full full camera in a
06:27
minute but
06:28
uh three or three a3 entrance no it's
06:31
fine why are you
06:34
[Music]
06:36
i killed one but they killed me i'm
06:39
great
06:39
i'm dead good job get my gun you i'm
06:42
getting a different better gun one of
06:44
them's in apps by the way
06:47
i got with the skin oh what
06:50
i thought i got him there i thought i
06:51
was doing good i die i tagged him a lot
06:53
though
06:55
how far i can do that how far have you
06:59
fallen to wear a daddy princess shirt
07:01
a lot and it's not a shirt it's a whole
07:03
thing
07:04
it's a a whole thing
07:07
[ __ ] hell shut up
07:11
don't giggle at me you just keep
07:31
yeah it's like a one piece underneath
07:33
like
07:34
um you know those babies use it's b
07:37
well it's for grownups oh there will be
07:40
hard pressure is it called babydoll that
07:42
oh
07:46
[Music]
07:55
oh my god that was the worst shooting
07:56
ever it's like it's like a
07:59
swimsuit with buttons on the bottom
08:02
is this a one-time shut up is this a
08:05
one-time outfit guys
08:06
yes yes it is a one-time outfit this
08:08
gets burned after this
08:10
i'm gonna go be i don't care about you
08:12
guys you told me
08:14
yeah that isn't you said yeah you said
08:16
you're gonna wear it's like pajamas or
08:18
something oh jesus [ __ ] cry
08:20
pajamas no they're lying to me you look
08:23
bad on stream
08:24
no you said that yeah
08:27
i mean i couldn't shadowplay it to you i
08:29
won't please do
08:30
what kind of pajamas they comfort
08:32
pajamas oh shut
08:34
warden they're [ __ ] with you
08:37
i mean they look quite rude
08:40
[Music]
08:52
oh my god we all suck do we all suck
08:56
we all suck got them i'm the only one
08:59
alone and i'm gonna just die
09:03
why are you wearing a dino what
09:08
finn show us clothes again i would love
09:10
to accept that i'll give you a little
09:12
thing
09:12
see this that's the skirt right see that
09:15
is see-through
09:17
so i will but i'm gonna i'm gonna do
09:20
this
09:21
okay
09:24
oh my god
09:28
i could be i will in a second where's
09:30
the nun outfit i can't get it on
09:33
it's like it's too small it is not made
09:35
for a
09:36
large shoulder the man like me you're
09:39
not a man you're a woman
09:42
large sorry a very shouldered woman like
09:44
me
09:48
where is your rice tag one down i
09:50
haven't got it on yet i'm busy killing
09:52
people with a sniper rifle in cs go i
09:54
haven't that time
09:55
uh i don't have time to do any of this
09:58
is it an
09:59
a or b yeah i think oh oh my god
10:10
where did you get shot from and it's in
10:11
the corner in the corner where the car
10:12
is
10:13
he was there but oh i don't know he's
10:15
not in there anymore oh i see him
10:20
oh out of space i wait till you died
10:23
that was the last one there was one more
10:26
i know
10:27
please just defend me he's the worst
10:29
person
10:30
he's behind me wait he's somewhere he's
10:33
clearly
10:34
where is he what the [ __ ] oh my god
10:37
oh my god that's for us okay i know
10:41
everyone's just asking about the outfit
10:42
i don't care
10:42
here's fine here there that's what you
10:46
get to see does anybody want an
10:47
orb yeah me drag up the skirt
10:51
no i'm not gonna do that
10:54
i'm not gonna get twitch band not a
10:56
greek god
10:58
do you remember that oh my god no when
11:01
greek was doing the workout
11:03
greek goddess was doing a workout stream
11:05
and holy god he wore
11:07
no underwear in the tightest trousers
11:09
you could imagine shocked he's not white
11:11
oh there's one hey
11:15
i am seriously shocked he was not
11:17
buttoned from that stream that was
11:19
horrible
11:19
the one time i ever tuned into one of
11:21
his streams he was doing that
11:26
feet i will not hey i still haven't set
11:29
up subscription alerts because it's a
11:31
lot of work
11:31
uh liabella lee ebayer
11:35
thank you so much for subscribing for my
11:36
dude how do you pronounce your name also
11:39
was i doing it right [ __ ] one and i
11:52
don't worry there's nothing to see how
11:54
dare you craig
12:08
liabilia uh
12:12
sven spent forty dollars on this yep
12:15
did you that's a lot of money i know
12:18
some that
12:19
someone donated oh that's the one we're
12:21
getting apparently
12:22
oh so it is pronounced leah hey it's
12:25
leah i knew it
12:25
i was right the first time it's
12:26
pronounced lately oh okay
12:29
yeah nice get him nice job what language
12:31
is that is it like
12:32
some sort of real name one underpass
12:34
underpass what is that wait wait
12:36
what is that look at the look at the
12:37
kill feed what is that symbol that
12:38
killed me
12:39
no scope it's no escape they've added a
12:42
symbol for no scoping now
12:43
[ __ ] yeah they've come with valerian so
12:47
they have to like start pushing updates
12:49
oh and jojo gifted another sub hell yeah
12:52
jojo
12:52
to want to go brian congrats
12:56
i wasn't ready for that you know what
12:57
i'm glad that you donated it to someone
12:59
with a minecraft name
13:00
that's i respect it i have a question
13:03
for your chat
13:04
what's the question for my chat do you
13:07
guys like the tiara i put on him
13:09
shut up they all just got hit it matches
13:12
the
13:13
daddy's princess and then like the daddy
13:15
choker and then like the tiara
13:18
also we just the entire of the team just
13:20
like all logged out oh they're logging
13:22
back in again go damn it
13:24
they're like oh this this group is so
13:26
bad they're so
13:27
[ __ ] i mean in theory we only have to
13:30
deal with one
13:31
two members now if we lose this we'd
13:34
suck
13:34
really bad if we can't you already knew
13:36
stuck then
13:38
no i mean i'm good at csgo i don't know
13:41
what you're talking about
13:42
sure rose they've killed dude it's 3v2
13:46
already wouldn't
13:48
just pull back a little bit and push in
13:49
with me hey bud
13:52
okay we'll go in together okay where are
13:54
you gonna hear about me
13:56
huh like a meat shield yeah indeed
14:00
craig like damn it i really wanted to
14:02
say [ __ ] you craig would you subscribe
14:03
so i can't say it
14:05
what is that i hear something so much if
14:07
you're gonna go in front of me you're
14:09
gonna die first
14:09
no i've got a deagle it's fine like i
14:12
know that it was you that put on the
14:14
other side
14:15
so i'm just going to take the credit for
14:17
it got him
14:19
[ __ ] please don't die they want a 2v5
14:25
are you kidding me dude we were dirtying
14:27
like for five rounds
14:29
thanks so much craig for subscribing at
14:31
21 by the way that's sick and also cool
14:33
cool please change your name
14:36
thank you so much cool call calculator
14:45
another person i'm gonna have a really
14:47
hard time pronouncing the name of
14:49
uh i wanna see hold on check the chat
14:52
uh quick word yeah
14:55
woody okay you did well
14:58
[ __ ] like
15:01
how are you comfortable wearing very
15:03
short skirts i'm going i've no
15:04
honestly i don't i'm not good
15:08
when i stand up it is definitely not
15:09
very comfortable but when i
15:11
you know because i'm not showing you
15:12
when i sit here yeah another knee
15:14
i don't feel like you're not wearing any
15:16
trousers [ __ ] they're behind me
15:19
i know their name i debated that guy
15:25
i'm gonna cover the connector then
15:30
all right there's no one there i guess
15:33
we're good
15:33
team
15:38
hey bud oh i'm dead rose looks hot today
15:42
i'm good
15:44
rose does look hot wait how did you let
15:47
the bomb get out
15:49
wait how did you get there wait what it
15:51
teleported
15:52
no it didn't you let the you let them
15:54
get the bomb did i
15:56
yes he's in window he's in window
16:00
daddy's princess [ __ ] stop i got three
16:04
of them please don't die
16:05
the bombs on mid in connector can i be
16:08
daddy
16:11
can you be my princess no
16:14
[ __ ] like run sound i give you my
16:17
money for sims to react for the for a
16:18
sim
16:19
oh wait sorry oh so sorry did i not get
16:21
you but you're
16:22
i'm just going to call you cool fine
16:24
i'll fine thank you so much for
16:26
thanks so much for donating cool you're
16:28
such a good
16:29
such a good subscriber i love you so
16:31
much how do i do what he thought he
16:32
think
16:33
i seriously need to teach you how to do
16:35
the females give me give me a minute
16:38
oh my god did i drop my pen knife oh
16:42
my god
16:45
oh [ __ ]
16:57
no i didn't actually bend over i was i
16:59
have not it doesn't matter
17:01
i have not stooped
17:10
we really need to get you a whiteboard
17:12
oh hell yeah
17:13
really need to get a whiteboard yeah uh
17:16
probably not the best plan he said yet
17:22
oh that'd be that'd be okay we can deal
17:25
with that
17:25
not the problem i was excited i don't
17:28
know
17:30
i can't see the future
17:34
not the problem i was expecting that one
17:36
i can deal with
17:39
i can see the future no you will drop a
17:42
pen
17:42
and bend over what to get jedi mind
17:46
tricks
17:53
what in the [ __ ] i missed serve him oh
17:56
god
17:58
uh one you can't move and shoot i'm here
18:01
hold on
18:02
one you can't move and shoot
18:05
[ __ ] i don't know where they are where
18:07
is the laura
18:08
laura's here she's just she's not in the
18:10
game she's in the car i don't know one
18:11
of the eye
18:12
anymore you know what i'm gonna run i'm
18:15
just gonna save my gun
18:16
i don't care about the bomb with the
18:18
game but laura rose can't be your
18:20
princess because she's a bad girl
18:24
like rent was a bad girl uh that's what
18:27
just tv either
18:28
she's a bad bad princess girl oh shut up
18:33
but you know i'm okay with bad sometimes
18:37
this is the this is the most
18:39
uncomfortable situation i've been in a
18:40
long time
18:43
what did i just click on me
18:47
i just i just gotta teach her how to do
18:49
the whip
18:50
the what i just gotta teach you how to
18:54
do
18:55
you know the whip thing no no i don't
18:58
know the whip thing
18:59
oh god i noticed the mystics here fk
19:01
last night and managed to stay up until
19:04
45 a.m
19:11
thank you so much mystic 45 a.m dude i
19:14
didn't
19:14
have another one one up top day
19:17
up there [ __ ] oh my god oh wait what i
19:20
got an emote
19:21
what does that mean a level one type
19:22
three i don't know what that means
19:26
what is that i don't know what it means
19:29
i don't know
19:31
what did you get i don't know i received
19:33
a level one hype train emote
19:37
uh hype train is some sort of um
19:40
thank you twitch uh twitch thing where
19:43
people
19:43
like the more they donate the more
19:46
prices they get and stuff
19:47
it's like that's my yeah
19:53
so the people who donate kids to stuff
19:55
so i cannot
19:56
for the love of god get this hair out my
19:59
face
19:59
for like five minutes
20:03
okay i'm gonna try i'm just not gonna
20:04
move
20:08
or talk here's my prediction at the end
20:11
of the month
20:12
you'll have more female clothes than
20:13
male clothes shall i go through and
20:16
count
20:16
uh i'm fairly sure i'm still in positive
20:19
by quite a while
20:21
because you know the amount of shirts
20:22
that i own just shirts
20:25
have you seen those where people tell
20:27
them to cut up and then you start
20:28
holding your breath instead
20:32
have you seen like those where people
20:35
tell you to shut up
20:36
and then you just hold your breath
20:40
they have a goddamn auto sniper like it
20:42
doesn't make
20:43
sense or what they tell you to get up
20:46
and you start like holding your breath
20:48
does not make sense i don't know what
20:50
you're doing
20:52
shut up jesus christ
20:56
how have you seen those no i haven't
20:59
there's so many people doing that like
21:01
you're telling they are telling you to
21:03
shut the [ __ ] up and then you just stop
21:05
breathing donor didn't go through did i
21:06
miss one or was it you didn't go through
21:08
i have no idea how that was
21:10
i don't think i missed it i need to set
21:12
this up properly i was just talking to
21:14
warden before the stream she called and
21:15
she said like oh let me help you
21:17
set the set the thing up and i have
21:21
technically these are youtube donations
21:23
like uh i haven't got it set up to go
21:25
through twitch so that's why the sub
21:26
alerts haven't gone okay i'm going to
21:27
come in i don't care
21:28
so i'm gonna like spend an hour what are
21:30
you use the gun that's bigger warden at
21:32
least
21:34
he was turn around right there warden
21:36
he's behind you
21:38
there was one in front of me i know but
21:40
there was one behind you
21:42
before that i didn't see him
21:45
i have 14 kills and marco is second
21:48
fragging with five
21:51
i have five two right away i started to
21:54
realize how to shoot at this game okay
21:56
warden is running and shooting at the
21:58
same time and she's got more kills than
21:59
hitch and scorps
22:00
okay so this is something yeah well you
22:03
know
22:03
the scopes sure but hitch really
22:09
okay i'm gonna take
22:19
why would they smoke that if they
22:20
weren't gonna go there i think they are
22:22
bae
22:22
bb bbb
22:26
they might be doing both i think they're
22:27
rotating to b
22:29
or a yeah i don't know bombs in a bomb's
22:33
in palace though
22:34
is cars against humanity still happening
22:36
we were going to oh hey zoro
22:39
cards against humanity is still
22:40
happening i think yes but mortgage like
22:43
i thought it'd be it would be like kind
22:45
of boring if we just start off in fact
22:46
they said it would be kind of boring if
22:48
we start off with curtis humanity
22:49
because it's not very like
22:50
long game to do we're gonna run out of
22:53
time you couldn't do it for very
22:54
we couldn't really watch play well let's
22:56
just play cards against humanity for two
22:58
or three hours i don't think so
23:01
it's meant to happen today we will at
23:02
some point we'll take a break and we
23:04
will
23:06
dude let's get this random oh i was
23:08
going to say let's try and get him man
23:09
just end the rounds really quickly so he
23:11
dies
23:12
uh every time i go to the stream i see
23:15
you being an ego but i can't argue with
23:16
fan favorites i know right
23:18
can i just do that there you go but he's
23:21
on my face but then it doesn't look
23:23
very good
23:26
you think i did yeah because he said he
23:28
would reply
23:30
did you reply to mistake uh what do you
23:33
mean
23:34
i don't know might have done on twitter
23:36
or discord discord
23:38
no i haven't replied on discord because
23:39
i've been setting up stream [ __ ] i did
23:41
tell him
23:42
he said yeah i'm gonna reply he said
23:44
yesterday okay
23:45
it's not my fault hold on can you do
23:47
your impression of me again
23:52
[Music]
23:56
[Laughter]
23:58
no i was just tired and my brain was
24:00
melting at the point
24:01
what a cave women sound like
24:05
i don't want to answer that question i
24:06
don't want to be sexy how would that be
24:09
sexism
24:10
answer it because i cannot think of that
24:11
or something
24:14
i'm just trying to thunk it would just
24:16
be like
24:18
i don't know if they didn't have words
24:19
it's just uh
24:22
i want to hear a caveman woman huh
24:25
welcome to finn's stream where we answer
24:26
the most question questions of all time
24:30
question questions
24:33
no one's been asking everyone knows what
24:35
cavemen sound like no one's been asking
24:36
the real questions
24:38
what do cave lanterns sound
24:42
probably sound very intellectual oh yeah
24:45
definitely the cave the cave women very
24:47
smart
24:48
oh they're in their base what the [ __ ] i
24:50
got one
24:51
ah let me through i want my p90 huh
24:54
finn howard zorro godzilla
24:59
oh that's nuts i've been great zara
25:03
holy [ __ ] sorry donated two hundred
25:04
dollars
25:10
god damn it uh wow love you
25:21
i really need to get on this whole uh
25:23
twitch start thing i need to learn how
25:24
i'm
25:25
how to do it
25:28
zoro pops into the streams and he
25:29
donates honestly he deserves it he
25:31
deserves his name on a whiteboard that i
25:32
don't have
25:36
they're going to be probably
25:40
yeah i'm on my way i'm on my way no i'm
25:43
first
25:44
i'm first i'm first to kill the
25:46
terrorists oh
25:47
you can go first next time i got him
25:52
one more one more it's fine there's two
25:54
more by the way
25:55
one down
25:59
how did you get him we ended that 12-3
26:02
dude we're doing oh i know they're doing
26:04
well oh i thought we were doing really
26:07
well
26:08
yeah my guy you're missing the
26:10
whiteboard i do need to get away should
26:12
i get a whiteboard
26:13
just walk apart look at my yeah yeah
26:15
yeah yeah
26:16
take a second look at my absolutely
26:17
awful bed right now
26:19
it's so [ __ ] messy why don't you
26:22
clean up you're a girl now
26:24
clean up oh you're going to be going
26:27
sorry let me just quickly
26:28
hey grab it grab my stuff find b
26:31
then that's the best you people are
26:33
going to get and you shouldn't like do
26:34
that because
26:36
you can see stuff i know no no no you
26:39
you can't i'm like uh
26:40
i'm watching the monitor really [ __ ]
26:42
closely whenever i don't get so much
26:44
skin
26:45
i don't like it it's too much skin i
26:48
don't like
26:48
too much of course
26:58
uh i don't remember anymore actually but
27:01
i think it was very covered
27:04
not when you stand up oh [ __ ] one of
27:07
them
27:08
where was he oh he won i'm scared i
27:12
moved the mouse out of my thing
27:15
[Laughter]
27:18
someone better have clipped that no do
27:19
not clip that
27:21
you better not cry oh [ __ ]
27:25
i told you you know uh finn you're a
27:28
girl now why aren't you in the kitchen
27:30
as racists
27:35
sorry i'll the next one's going to be a
27:37
cooking stream i need to get like a
27:39
housewife uh
27:40
dress or something go do a cooking
27:41
stream that'll be funny actually
27:45
oh [ __ ] oh oh my god i don't know why
27:48
i'm 17 health oh wow i'm bad
27:52
please kill them
27:57
what if they are camping anything what
27:59
if i one dig this all
28:01
[ __ ] oh my scalp stop running with the
28:05
ak please it pains me
28:07
[Music]
28:10
i know hitch teach me stuff but i cannot
28:14
get used to it i'm so used to [ __ ]
28:16
overwatch you just stand still and
28:18
whenever you have to shoot
28:19
if you need to i know but i feel like if
28:22
i stand still i'm a dead person
28:24
set up a macro so whenever you click
28:27
left
28:27
click you stop you stop all the other
28:30
keys
28:34
maybe if you wanted someone i'll donate
28:35
another 200. goddammit is this the
28:37
challenge that we're doing now
28:39
okay fine one dig the next one's gonna
28:42
i'll try and get a good one dig though i
28:43
don't want any
28:44
i don't wanna need like stupid i'm not
28:46
gonna waste your donation
28:47
i'm gonna get a good one dig take the
28:49
bomb i'm going on my own solo mission
28:53
it's dangerous i know team but listen
28:55
we're terrorists we're trained to do
28:57
dangerous things i'll be fine
28:58
i'm going to tap you in the head oh
29:00
please don't
29:03
wait we're just going to follow you and
29:05
back you up
29:06
yeah everybody follow up in his the his
29:09
ego we have to protect him
29:11
oh damn protection
29:19
i got one dude does that mean i have to
29:20
give zorro two hundred dollars instead
29:23
yeah [ __ ]
29:32
wow god damn this counts as me
29:37
scorps also with a one dig and not
29:40
doesn't have to climb a ladder but is
29:41
using a 1d jungle by the way
29:42
you saw him scorps jungle jungle
29:46
jungle that guy
29:51
oh my god what's that called jungle
29:54
who named this i don't know who named it
29:56
but it's a thing
29:59
fire your bodyguards my bodyguards suck
30:03
okay i've got basically one round to uh
30:08
to get this one dig i'm gonna get it
30:12
craig damn kind of dark knuckle what are
30:14
you saying
30:15
please we're here with you more cleavage
30:19
and make
30:20
make your cat drink vodka you're set to
30:22
be an ethod
30:23
hmm how many jokes can we make a lot of
30:26
valentine before it stops being funny
30:28
how how long is it oh that's not gonna
30:30
be everyone
30:31
funny it's it's always gonna be funny
30:34
it's always what
30:35
the [ __ ] just happened this game's
30:37
madness
30:38
this game is madness incarnate
30:41
ah [ __ ] please win the round so i can
30:44
play another round
30:47
i keep not even seeing them i just get
31:22
hey guys they're not gonna find it [ __ ]
31:24
okay goodbye two hundred dollars
31:28
the fact finn laughs like my [ __ ] 60
31:30
year old aunt
31:31
we're the savior we dress the same as
31:34
well your aunts are hoe
31:36
where am i i'm the loud foot i'm so good
31:40
finn what we should do one more game
31:43
until we win on
31:46
clickbait why can we even do another one
31:48
with scorps yeah because um
31:51
we didn't win ah that's a good idea go
31:54
get water first
31:55
i need to yeah sure do you have a water
31:57
fin
31:58
i do have water could you have a jug of
32:01
it because i'm very healthy
32:03
okay do you guys have water too
32:06
um i get beers
32:10
should we go back to being rose fine
32:12
we're now right no you have to change
32:14
the title when they donate that's that's
32:16
the whole thing
32:17
oh god yeah no you don't get that no
32:19
more rows for you
32:21
warden's right we need to be really
32:22
sellout in order to in order
32:24
for you to get rose wait hitch why did
32:25
you leave dumb dumb
32:29
who kicked hitch i don't know just join
32:33
this game
32:34
because marcus look marco a star game
32:39
marco did marco go as well did everyone
32:43
leave
32:43
is it just me and you no oh
32:46
mate yeah they did marco are you here
32:49
scorps are you here
32:52
god's sake everyone's dead spill it on
32:55
your chest what the [ __ ]
32:57
did i water isn't a substitute for food
32:58
yes it is
33:00
well no but i know i had pizza today i
33:03
mean that's very healthy
33:06
no one i need i need to employ someone
33:09
with the pure intention of
33:10
them being the food slapper outer of
33:13
hand here we go
33:14
thanks for waiting their entire job just
33:16
needs to consist of
33:17
if i try and order a domino's pizza they
33:19
just take my phone away and that's that
33:21
i need i need that as an employee around
33:23
the house all the time
33:28
knowing i am the lesser person i will
33:30
leave you with mystic and another random
33:32
sub for someone oh
33:33
uh dude pix picks on with a cool name
33:36
but also you don't
33:38
don't go you know the less you're not
33:39
the lesser you you i love all of you
33:41
equally
33:42
sun slash daughter i don't know do you
33:44
call jojo i will say some
33:48
stay hydrated for god's sake
33:51
oh jojo uh okay
33:55
hey thank you sorry thanks so much zara
33:59
i'm not gonna pour it on myself that was
34:01
someone else he's like
34:04
i don't even know how to react to zara's
34:05
donations anymore they're like so much
34:07
that i don't know
34:08
i don't i don't know he's like a hundred
34:12
dollars off for
34:13
uh he's a hundred dollars off from us
34:15
planning the uh the public outing as i
34:17
said before that i do
34:21
oh uh he's going to have to get kicked
34:24
once he's back
34:26
once mike goes back i'm here look okay
34:30
oh my leader yeah yes
34:34
lord thanks so much zara right now wait
34:37
wait can i transfer lead to someone else
34:39
that's more like yeah give me a leader
34:40
right now i'm on a 900. yeah
34:42
zoro's donated 900. don't do that click
34:45
on my name and then it should say
34:48
that's a fat water bottle it is a fat
34:49
water bottle don't laugh at my water
34:51
bottles wait i drink some a lot of water
34:56
huh did you want to wear them black i'll
34:59
try i'll try
35:00
no it's blue dark blue okay i can't i
35:03
cannot make jokes then
35:08
were you planning on making fun of the
35:09
black water bottle
35:11
racism no racism
35:14
no no i was gonna say something else
35:18
don't body shame the water bottle like
35:19
exactly don't body shame my water bottle
35:22
just because he's a little bit chunk
35:24
just because he's a little bit chunky
35:26
i know i was not gonna body shame don't
35:29
worry i was gonna just bother finn
35:31
i'm guessing you can't can't cook i
35:34
cannot cook if we do a cooking stream
35:36
it'll be like a
35:38
beans on toast or something maybe
35:41
ramsay maybe pasta you can make just a
35:45
uh soup those like soups and they come
35:48
in this little sacks
35:49
just like one i don't know
35:53
that that no not the cat soup the other
35:56
soups the powder soups
35:58
i don't even have that canned soups are
36:00
way better
36:01
yeah but powdered sweets are easier i'm
36:04
way i'm
36:04
really good at cooking beans on toast
36:08
like i i've got surprisingly pretty damn
36:10
good at it
36:12
in the microwave does that really
36:13
require put it oh wait you do
36:15
you leave the b listen here's what you
36:17
do you leave the beans in in the
36:18
microwave for two minutes and you give
36:20
them a little bit of a stir you leave
36:21
them in for another minute
36:22
and you pour them on top of your toast
36:26
how long do you put the toast in for uh
36:28
it's not a time
36:29
on my toaster it's just like one two and
36:31
three
36:32
so i'm assuming three three minutes i
36:34
guess i don't know
36:37
i'll send you a recipe of beans on toast
36:39
i'm fairly sure i'm familiar with the
36:40
recipe
36:41
are you sure yeah it's beans and toast
36:47
i'm fairly shocked do a cooking show
36:51
oh my god three
36:55
said make a cup of tea i think i can do
36:58
that i can stretch to a cup of tea
37:02
i'm going to show you toasted slaps bro
37:03
queen's on toast [ __ ] slaps
37:05
three matches on mirage today and we've
37:07
i've been screwed over on all of them
37:10
can i just say that do you want to know
37:11
why because you're on a non-prime
37:13
account
37:14
how much more british can you get than
37:16
beans on toast and tea
37:17
you can't yeah it's crumpets oh
37:23
you make them with toaster easy peasy
37:26
yeah so you could have oh you have to
37:28
like actually make them like
37:30
the whole thing no i'm not gonna make
37:33
dough what do you think i am magic beans
37:36
on crumpets
37:37
are magic that sounds like
37:41
beans on crumpets sounds like maybe the
37:43
worst thing i've ever heard
37:46
beans on beans
37:55
cooking stream might take a little bit
37:57
more setup time because i'll need to get
37:59
my family out of my abode
38:04
i'm just going in
38:08
what the [ __ ] is [ __ ] dude
38:11
i just thought i'd let you do that
38:14
[ __ ] there's no one even there
38:18
where are you why the [ __ ] marco your
38:20
[ __ ] thing is on my screen
38:23
i think i just move the camera down and
38:25
then like okay i'll use i'll stream off
38:26
my laptop and then i'll plug the camera
38:28
into the laptop should be easy
38:31
need to warm warm warn the fam not to
38:33
enter the kitchen
38:34
i need to i need to just be like hey can
38:37
you just leave for a bit
38:38
go out on a drive go to go to cornwall i
38:40
don't know leave
38:42
uh for like a day or two and that's
38:44
enough time for me to do a cooking
38:45
stream
38:46
and then put out the fire from the from
38:48
the inevitable fire
38:49
that will happen after i make beans on
38:51
toast the microwave's on fire
38:54
dude i've got [ __ ] have you ever put
38:57
pot noodles in a microwave
39:00
yes and then leftover water no what
39:03
so that's not how you bake them no no no
39:07
what you're supposed to do is like boil
39:09
the water and then you put the water in
39:10
the thing in the cup noodles and then
39:12
you just let it sit
39:13
but you know if you want a speedy cook
39:14
you put in the microwave turns out
39:16
you're not supposed to do that
39:17
turns out that the plastics all right
39:20
plastics are very dangerous when you put
39:21
them in a microwave
39:23
it's not a microwavable container
39:27
where are they oh there are you i'm so
39:29
good
39:32
is that a p9 now is there a p90 can i
39:34
have a gun that's good no i'll take this
39:36
one
39:37
i almost set my microwave on fire
39:39
because i forgot the what you forgot the
39:41
water
39:42
today what the [ __ ]
39:45
did you put straight up pot noodles in
39:47
the microwave
39:49
i've tried to cook pasta without putting
39:50
the water in
39:52
it's an easy mistake to
39:55
i'm still make to be a dedicated stream
39:57
mod always proud uh
39:58
to love and support you all mostly finn
40:01
and warden
40:06
it's just not important yes we're the
40:10
best
40:10
with the video making team there's one
40:12
on uh connector slash short
40:15
oh [ __ ] they're all pushing a fan
40:18
yesterday so you were angry at taylor
40:19
swift now you're just wholesome
40:21
kitty with a choker do not wholesome
40:23
hello kitty with a checker
40:27
yeah i have the worst gun to go to hey
40:34
i am a manly man right now can you not
40:36
tell by my giant bulging muscle oh
40:39
huh oops no nothing i died
40:43
what do you want my name changed to kind
40:45
female rose
40:47
uh just set it to cool because i'm just
40:49
gonna call you cool
40:52
i don't know where the name came from i
40:53
don't know what print what type what
40:55
part of the name i'm supposed to like
40:57
pronounce more
40:58
or like it could be like cool look
41:01
i don't know what it was it could
41:04
i don't know what it is cool calca call
41:08
cool coca cola cool coconut yes
41:11
that's an insanely hard name to say i've
41:14
gotten used to it though [ __ ]
41:16
god damn it unless it's cool cake
41:21
that would make sense three times
41:22
coca-cola it's mid it's mid it's
41:24
nothing give me that two hundred dollars
41:28
oh and another one oh [ __ ] there's uh
41:30
something left
41:32
give me that hun give me that 200 or 100
41:34
or something
41:35
i forget oh wait [ __ ]
41:39
oh i thought i killed it oh
41:43
i thought i killed him oh i thought i
41:45
killed him with a taser from there oh
41:48
[ __ ] [ __ ]
41:53
i have condensed milk too oh my god i
41:56
can make the
41:58
fin drops back to the border suicide
42:00
rate goes down sir oh yeah oh yeah i'm
42:02
gonna make
42:02
bathtub water of course that's just the
42:05
brand i'm gonna steal bell dolphins
42:07
brand how many youtubers have done that
42:08
now
42:09
because it build up thing did it it's
42:11
like a meme i
42:12
didn't i'm alex do it i don't know what
42:13
he did i think it's b
42:15
yeah it's b okay that's one okay
42:19
okay when i killed he [ __ ] did it the
42:21
mad lad [ __ ] did it
42:23
[Music]
42:25
uh zaro is zoro donated the hundreds
42:39
oh [ __ ] when do we do the oh god i have
42:42
to
42:42
okay with so now there's an outside
42:44
stream happening
42:45
we're going on a walk at some point
42:49
that's gonna be fun i'm not gonna wear
42:52
this though maybe i'll wear something a
42:53
little bit
42:53
more less revealing you know maybe the
42:58
non-outfit maybe the non-outfit
43:01
what do you think
43:04
now you doomed yourself oh my god
43:09
dude the nun outfit at night would look
43:11
terrifying imagine just some dude
43:13
walking through the park in a [ __ ]
43:15
all black leather like non-outfit you'd
43:18
[ __ ]
43:18
run you'd be terrified
43:22
you don't look like a dude though they
43:24
would think oh my best porn is coming to
43:29
my best like my favorite porn is
43:31
happening oh my god
43:37
where high heels the high heels is
43:40
wearing high heels out my dude that's a
43:42
whole separate thing that's that's tough
43:45
that's a lot of walking it's a lot of
43:47
effort you've got to put into just
43:48
staying a
43:49
balance it's probably a by the way i
43:52
don't see [ __ ] in there
43:54
there's nothing b i just went through
43:56
there might be [ __ ]
43:57
well i just went away yeah it's mid okay
44:03
yeah it's made where the black heels you
44:05
wore yesterday why are you guys
44:06
all going like like idiots vibes we can
44:09
do what we want
44:12
we're the black heels you mean the
44:14
[ __ ] gigantic ones
44:16
hold on let me find them uh i don't know
44:18
where i put them
44:20
okay i don't know why i put it oh no
44:22
they're right anything what's that
44:24
i mean the [ __ ] gigantic ones these
44:29
these ones like when we can
44:33
these do you see how big this is my
44:36
arm they are tall i don't know whether
44:39
the perspective is off but you guys need
44:41
to know
44:42
these are big okay now i can't
44:46
screw you ho there we go bro moment
44:50
dude oh let's i will let zara decide the
44:53
outfit how about that
44:54
since he he donated a thousand dollars
44:56
i'll let him decide
45:02
i got one in the leg and he died i got
45:04
one in the face and he died
45:05
who's next give me another one let me
45:08
let me make them bite my dust
45:10
god damn it okay
45:14
is it just me or i find everything you
45:16
say perverted
45:18
wait what it's just okay it's just
45:26
a person with parkinson's can make beans
45:28
on toast i know
45:31
i know they can but uh
45:35
oh jesus christ you know if
45:38
like maybe what mac and cheese that
45:40
would be a relative challenge for me
45:44
i don't know why they just haven't made
45:46
no not the shitty like boxed mac and
45:47
cheese like proper good mac and cheese
45:49
maybe i'll try and do that
45:51
ready did i just one of them went under
45:53
please
45:55
oh hello fire god oh there's
45:59
there's two and underpass yeah there's a
46:01
couple
46:03
the bomb is also here
46:08
i'm just trying my best not to die buy
46:11
more
46:12
wait what oh [ __ ] there is one more
46:15
sorry buy more if you buy more
46:19
it what you don't want those high heels
46:22
i am so confusion
46:27
hold on that like uh it got blocked let
46:29
me let that through there you go
46:31
it got they got the the bot uh flagged
46:33
it because you said the c
46:34
word i've allowed it though um
46:39
i i get you found i'll wear something
46:40
nice and wholesome like a wool sweater
46:43
yeah oh yeah yeah
46:47
good pink and fluffy
46:52
i wasn't thinking that but that is one
46:54
option
46:56
pastor and [ __ ] cheese upstairs
47:00
what i'm so sorry about how hard is it
47:04
to me
47:07
oh it's fine he's dead oh wait okay oh
47:10
he's in palace
47:12
it for me it's very hard to make mac and
47:14
cheese i don't think you want
47:15
i think you underestimate you
47:16
underestimate how bad i am at cooking
47:19
oh you're [ __ ] taking the [ __ ]
47:20
piss
47:23
no i'm not using the not the crappy mac
47:26
and cheese like good mac and cheese let
47:27
you make like a
47:28
cheese sauce like cream and stuff like
47:30
cream or not cream like the
47:32
the goddamn cheese and you put some milk
47:34
also maybe put some flour
47:35
cheese sauce put on that put that thing
47:38
on some
47:39
hefty mac and cheese it's hefty mac add
47:42
the cheese
47:44
hell yeah play pub g we should [ __ ]
47:46
play pub g
47:47
oh [ __ ] we should [ __ ] totally play
47:50
pub
48:02
i know i was good at it i released i got
48:05
okay
48:06
at it i got to the point where it was
48:07
fun like playing solo
48:10
we learned how to use the better
48:13
the what you know the vector we found
48:15
about how they're gone
48:16
that map changed a lot by the way the
48:18
m249 a lot of remedies
48:20
by the way what just happened both are
48:22
mid one in b
48:24
one in b with b b b that was completely
48:26
my fault
48:28
i also saw that they added um the rpg
48:30
rainbows i don't have rainbow six i've
48:32
never even tried it
48:33
finn i think i need a simp roll in your
48:34
discord can someone get him
48:36
simp get this man the simp roll oh can i
48:40
have one simple too
48:41
no you're not i donated a lot you did
48:44
but you haven't donated a thousand
48:45
dollars
48:46
oh would not be really funny if we had
48:49
just one simp roll
48:50
just one simp roll and it was just
48:52
always taken by the top eliminator
48:55
yeah that would be cool oh my god you
48:57
have such great ideas
49:04
you're so right oh my god i'm gonna
49:07
steal the idea i'm gonna do it myself
49:10
oh my god invite my own community
49:12
ultimate
49:14
[ __ ] i did tell you i didn't even i know
49:17
i understand that
49:20
do you want to do some oh my god after
49:22
this game do you want to do some
49:24
hacking uh cards against humanity for a
49:26
minute
49:27
yeah okay oh great i don't think
49:30
anyone's taking that from me for a while
49:31
i don't think so either
49:32
i think you might mostly got it it's
49:36
one dead kill mid please i already
49:39
killed one that's too loud here we go
49:48
i know i know but i need to see i don't
49:51
like to be a camper
49:53
it's boring 500 and something like that
49:58
and then yeah
50:11
hitch oh my god nice you did great
50:15
do i get a rank for subbing should we
50:17
start making sub uh sub ranks
50:19
oh my god should we start doing sub
50:23
ranks because there's the donator
50:24
rankings
50:25
subs okay we'll make a sub rank and
50:27
we'll make a
50:28
simp prank simp is going to be the top
50:31
rank
50:35
yeah i think there's already a sub break
50:36
i asked emma to give me one today
50:41
oh yeah you wait you've gifted a bunch
50:45
of subs though
50:46
yeah that's why i told her because i
50:49
said can i be a donator
50:51
yeah and she was like sure there's a
50:53
donator ring there's not a sub drink
50:55
oh it's a donator right yeah yeah where
50:58
are you
50:58
what are you oh i probably
51:02
the product in the [ __ ]
51:06
what that guy's got insane
51:09
now when i'm climbing oh no oh my god
51:12
yeah i'll add you on your journey we did
51:15
have fun
51:18
how are you doing what the fire
51:22
hello kitty it is not hello kitty it is
51:25
god
51:25
something worse
51:29
the fire man how old are you rose slash
51:34
finn
51:36
jesus christ i'm not i'm i'm not 19. i
51:38
turned 20 a few weeks ago
51:40
uh i am now 20 years of age i can now
51:42
almost
51:43
drink in america what do you mean
51:48
drinking edge of americans is 21.
51:53
[Music]
51:57
europe i think you can drink at 16. it's
51:59
like it's 18 over here you can buy
52:01
alcohol
52:02
oh really in australia 16 there you can
52:04
drink it
52:05
at 16 with a responsible adult yes you
52:08
cannot buy your own alcohol
52:10
yes which is a stranger
52:13
and someone can't buy drinks for you
52:16
either
52:16
yes which is all unless you're at home
52:18
or something or you can have it with
52:20
food i don't know something some dumb
52:21
law
52:23
someone can't buy it for you but they
52:25
can buy it and drink it with you
52:28
yes it's white it's
52:45
how did you just live through that
52:47
reload the big gun marker
52:48
but not marco scores
52:52
rose you're a grandma who's my s
52:55
what ah leave it leave it i've had
53:00
whiskey
53:01
in some states of america you can drink
53:02
small amounts alcohol
53:04
with parent permission how do they so
53:07
i've had whiskey okay
53:08
how do they classify small amounts
53:11
like like not drunk like one beer
53:15
or less than a beer like sipping a bit
53:18
i don't know you can drink alcohol with
53:22
with food at the age of 14. where
53:25
what in germany you can make yourself
53:27
drunk with beer
53:29
since you 16 but everyone hears
53:31
something against weed
53:33
i'm fair enough i mean weeds
53:36
oh i'm insane who does this i
53:40
know i got a really good shot we have
53:42
such a weird
53:44
oops weird thing and then you have
53:47
amsterdam which is like yeah i don't
53:48
care about any of that
53:49
yeah that's why amsterdam is like really
53:51
high tourism
53:54
that's b is it i can't see him
53:57
is it not b you could say oh [ __ ]
54:00
no it's b is it how is this guy not
54:05
what in it's definitely b
54:09
okay i just suck where's the bomb then
54:13
hit him in the face there you go you're
54:15
welcome
54:18
well this was a nice walk
54:21
eclipse so you can't forget i'll do it
54:23
right now and i won't forget where's
54:24
mistake if you
54:25
message me on discord i will uh i will
54:27
oh there you are hey
54:28
at friend your friend your friend now
54:31
imagine being a
54:33
wait imagine banning a plant with strong
54:35
fiber structure
54:36
in case you get because you get it hot
54:38
what the [ __ ]
54:40
because it gets you high yeah that's why
54:43
they
54:43
yeah i don't know why i mean a bunch of
54:46
other drugs are banned
54:47
because they get you high but not
54:48
alcohol wait
54:55
alcohol came out now being drunk would
54:57
just be called being high
55:00
oh that's a good shower thought
55:05
you eat i was taking it
55:08
thing crouch crouch thank you you just
55:11
want to block me in
55:14
when they jump on me
55:18
i suck thank you i suck i'm so sorry
55:23
in russia alcohol is drunk at the age of
55:25
two it's religion
55:32
uh [ __ ] it is religion
55:35
oh that's more indian i can't do i can't
55:37
say religion in russian
55:40
[ __ ] you [ __ ] hey warden say religion
55:42
uh
55:43
say religion damn it she just says it
55:46
normally this sucks
55:50
there you go what religion
55:54
religion
55:59
oh my god sounds like french
56:02
nah that's spanish oh that's the same
56:05
white it's the same
56:08
is spanish or french easier to learn
56:10
warden
56:11
spanish oh fair enough
56:14
french yeah is there any gendered words
56:18
in spanish
56:20
so [ __ ] spanish because [ __ ] french uh
56:23
yes uh two male and female i mean like
56:26
how
56:27
i mean yeah okay it sucks why do they
56:29
gender words
56:30
that makes yeah you came up with an idea
56:32
yeah
56:33
dum-dums wait who invented language
56:36
first
56:41
no no no no it wasn't even before
56:44
no no no no no the greek invented the
56:47
the gramatic or something
56:52
who invented the language
56:56
it's i don't know is if you're a
56:59
princess does that mean warden is your
57:00
charm is your prince charming
57:02
i don't i i'm not looking for a prince
57:04
charming currently
57:06
i'm not that charming either
57:12
in germany we say hello my name is max
57:15
oh
57:16
and then some words oh my god oh
57:20
that i can't pronounce
57:24
i don't know what that means i can speak
57:26
the medium trying to write him
57:27
and people from france can barely
57:29
understand me oh is there like a giant
57:30
difference
57:31
heck where are you
57:35
oh that was lucky that guy's got a cool
57:38
name he's got a symbol in his name
57:40
oh i can't say what potato face said by
57:43
the way
57:44
i shot him in the face he's lit 93
57:45
scorps he's lit 93.
57:47
you need to hit him one time in the toe
57:49
oh my god
57:54
what a potato if i said what do you say
57:56
a german thing
57:57
yeah read it should i
58:00
i don't know what it means what does it
58:02
mean it means my name is max and
58:05
you he means us don cannot speak
58:10
german we cannot he's right yeah
58:13
thank you max when did you become a girl
58:17
i
58:17
didn't i just well i mean this morning i
58:20
guess
58:23
[ __ ] why did i choose to switch my god i
58:25
i hate this game what do we play what
58:26
are we
58:27
what are we playing what are we playing
58:28
cards against humanity we can just quit
58:30
what are we playing like [ __ ] guys play
58:32
cut let's play cards against humanity
58:51
there we go i'm ready i'm fine
58:57
oh whoa
59:01
gun change color i know oh
59:05
that's a good gun though mike tenza op
59:09
it's a nice looking gun
59:12
oh my god my friend's bakery just burned
59:15
down
59:16
now as business businesses toast i have
59:19
eight hp and i have the bomb you better
59:22
protect me
59:23
you know you can drop the bomb no it's
59:26
my bomb
59:27
no it's my team okay i'll protect you oh
59:31
my god i'm nuts
59:36
i protected you yes
59:40
oh did you oh no hey we did it
59:43
we did it reddit i'm now top one i think
59:45
no i'm not god damn it
59:49
oh mystic is right i'm a boy
59:56
language has basically always always
59:58
existed you people use what that's not
60:00
the answer i wanted to hear i wanted a
60:02
country so i can say they're right
60:04
they're the ones that are right i'm
60:05
going to say england because you know
60:06
we're i'm right
60:07
no okay i guess i'll take one thank you
60:11
have fun
60:12
well you got me down to 40 hp by
60:14
stabbing me in the back what do you
60:15
expect
60:17
the friend club
60:23
oh you took that decision
60:26
hey we won hey guys we might win this
60:29
one this is crazy
60:30
play minecraft minecraft
60:34
minecraft can i show that
60:37
the german minecraft
60:41
minecraft minecraft i don't know that
60:44
actually sounds kind of cool
60:47
i can speak english for many in a bit of
60:48
german oh yeah dude i speak english and
60:51
only english how are you knifing me but
60:52
not knifing me
60:55
because i'm good wow
60:58
we are going to get her i was just
61:00
waiting until someone yep because you're
61:02
good huh
61:05
there's a guy under this thing
61:11
this thing doesn't help me the thing
61:15
there's only one thing you can be under
61:17
in my defense the bridge
61:18
palace or something yeah actually i
61:20
should have said on the palace goddammit
61:21
and [ __ ] i didn't know
61:23
i didn't know the call out i don't shut
61:24
up you
61:26
you just said palace like 10 minutes ago
61:30
i know it now
61:31
i didn't know he was shut up how long
61:33
were you in mystics house last night i
61:34
was i didn't go to mystic house
61:36
mystic is not god we're not allowed
61:38
we're social distancing my dude
61:41
i'm not allowed to go visit anyone's
61:43
house
61:44
no my god
61:52
oh thanks marco oh there's one run right
61:57
oh you saved one
62:00
thanks marco they mean themselves
62:03
oh uh i don't know we're probably there
62:05
for like an hour
62:07
we're just kind of talking about hobbies
62:09
and knives and stuff and watching
62:10
youtube videos from
62:12
from uh from a house
62:15
yeah what's so much fun you guys can
62:17
watch that that stream in the
62:20
later because it's in the votes now yeah
62:22
can you play a minecraft horror map
62:25
we could play this we could play it's
62:28
just gonna be so many jump scares
62:30
because they they give you like a
62:31
texture pack and you've gotta do that i
62:33
know a lot of people used to do it and i
62:35
was scared just watching the videos
62:36
because i'm
62:36
was and very scared easily
62:40
uh okay no one's a big
62:45
scotch you want to back up
62:59
is he really not pushing the why is he
63:02
covered
63:07
oh [ __ ] nice
63:13
when's gothic rose gothic rose was like
63:15
yesterday almost
63:16
close to it it's like as close as you
63:19
could get to gothic i guess was
63:20
yesterday
63:24
i don't know maybe
63:33
come here come here come here oh
63:36
go away he's a okay they're all
63:39
mostly a i think they're just doing a
63:42
little bit of a stack on a
63:43
yeah you bought an auto you know that
63:46
would actually be helpful
63:49
i don't wanna fight this guys because
63:51
what him
63:52
jump don't tell me what to do
63:56
you're a girl
64:01
you sound just like a guy
64:06
oh my god
64:09
michael the bum is in in the base
64:23
as soon as uh finn normal finn can
64:27
gather the courage to do it
64:32
why is he dressed like that my dude i i
64:34
think we're doing this for a month it's
64:36
like
64:36
how many how long is it we're like five
64:38
weeks nice
64:40
we're eight days into the month so we've
64:43
got another 22.
64:46
so we're just gonna do a bunch of stuff
64:48
i think like it's good
64:49
stream content is it may
64:53
it is mine 23 got 23 days
64:56
23 days and one of them is going to be
64:59
the outside one well i'm just gonna
65:00
we're gonna go for a walk
65:02
the other one is gonna be a cooking one
65:04
which i will make
65:05
something i have not decided yet but
65:07
really i am not a good
65:09
chef i really cannot cook so
65:12
please be kind whenever i do it
65:16
oh wow they rushed us where are ya
65:22
that was him hey oh he killed himself
65:26
hey we won what the [ __ ] they
65:28
surrendered
65:29
no they just they lost they just died
65:32
this last round
65:43
my favorite game okay let me change let
65:46
me change the thing to like just
65:48
chatting because there's nothing against
65:49
cartoons here
65:50
just chatting okay hey
65:54
we are cards against
65:58
you there we go
66:04
so smart i'm so smart i'm so smart i'm
66:07
so smart
66:08
there we go oh let me adjust my uh bobs
66:14
there we go i'm ready are you ready
66:18
what's your disco sir something else
66:21
hold on
66:23
uh i will try and grab my discord server
66:28
can i show the disc i don't know how to
66:30
do it
66:32
i should discuss how we want to join i
66:35
would love to show you what it is but i
66:37
don't know how because i'm dumb uh
66:40
server settings you have to oh yeah i
66:44
have to put the password in the
66:46
discord please oh yes we're done
66:50
and this card please i can't create a
66:52
game didn't marco do it
66:53
i can i can create one did marco do the
66:56
game play no
66:57
no no no no one
67:03
um how do i get you guys in it i know i
67:06
haven't like
67:07
i know i haven't shown my screen yet
67:09
let's show my screen
67:11
there we go how do i get you guys in
67:13
this thing
67:14
i don't know i think we get in oh wait
67:17
no yeah
67:18
you need to actually start the past like
67:20
the game i'll set up a password real
67:21
quick uh
67:22
heck password is um
67:26
hide it don't say it though i'm not i
67:28
know
67:29
you don't there you go it's just going
67:31
to be very very simple
67:34
it's that and then you can hide it
67:38
and then let's do a score limit of
67:42
score limit of eight sounds pretty good
67:44
player limit 10
67:46
yeah yeah play screw let's how many of
67:48
us are there i'll just set it at six
67:50
cause they can't bother to count as four
67:52
five uh let's do six just in case laura
67:54
wants to get back
67:55
spectators i don't care idle time
67:57
multiplayer yeah
67:59
card set heck um what
68:04
should we just do all of them i don't
68:05
know
68:07
there's probably a few that we don't
68:08
want okay maybe not base game canada
68:11
let's do base game us and uk
68:15
and then yeah there's a few expansions
68:17
you can have
68:18
i thought what all the color box
68:20
expansions are
68:22
hmm okay i think i can show stuff now
68:25
because i've hidden the thing there we
68:26
go
68:28
oh my god i got in my mouth ah okay
68:32
what's it good okay anyone that's played
68:34
this before what's a good one
68:36
what's a good i've never played this
68:39
i've never played it either
68:41
um let's make my camera not there
68:44
so you know four reasons should we do
68:47
that
68:48
yeah that works
68:55
what's the name of the lobby is it your
68:56
name finster yeah it's
68:58
called finster ctrl f and then type in
69:00
finster on the main page
69:02
and then i'll do conf can i do confirm
69:05
selection
69:06
yes no all right start game okay just do
69:08
start game oh wait
69:10
wait for players then click start game
69:11
okay there you go so hitch is in a guy
69:14
called yes
69:15
who's swallow slow af who's slow
69:18
that's me
69:25
is there anything that you want dupac
69:27
jesus christ
69:29
uh it's not gonna be allowed on twitch i
69:31
don't know
69:33
geek pack why not let's do uh well
69:35
actually and
69:36
massive okay i'm trying to just pick
69:38
stuff that i know of hold on
69:42
how do i get in you can join
69:46
join the link and then go search for
69:48
game then put finster
69:50
and then password password and then
69:52
there's a password
69:55
but i love your existence sorry if that
69:58
sounds dumb or weird
70:00
i'm just glad that you and everyone in
70:02
the call exist
70:04
dude so why isn't why would god god what
70:06
why are you so going where are you going
70:08
so good i'm sweet we gotta wait
70:11
the goddamn it i i like mystic a lot
70:14
this looks cool
70:15
and goddammit scorps did you join the
70:17
game go down
70:18
this looks cool hey okay start game
70:23
my cousin is fat says i love you finn
70:27
oh i'm the card oh the cards are
70:31
oh what is this right so
70:35
you've got to just pick what's the
70:36
funniest thing 50 or
70:38
50 of all marriages end in
70:41
and then your cards are on the bottom
70:43
okay so we have to select something
70:45
again cool
70:53
that's probably my first one
70:56
didn't show you that one actually oh i
70:58
wish it said like end because of
71:02
anyway there we go
71:06
i'm gonna select that one okay then you
71:10
need to press confirm selection
71:12
there you go what the [ __ ]
71:17
50 of all marriages end in silence white
71:20
my privileged white penis spaghetti
71:24
again
71:28
did you hear a whip crack sound a micro
71:31
penis
71:32
hmm marco your choice
71:36
how do i how do i select it i selected
71:38
it
71:43
you just clicked it because it's
71:44
relatable god damn it
71:50
after it's after
71:57
after eight years in the white house how
71:59
is obama finally letting loose
72:02
what the [ __ ] oh i've got a good one
72:06
really i don't have any very good ones
72:09
oh i don't know what netting loses so
72:14
i'm just gonna put a card
72:15
it's like okay i'm finally letting loose
72:20
yeah i got no good ones i'm just kind of
72:23
good
72:24
why not after eight years in the white
72:28
in the white house how is obama finally
72:30
loose um
72:34
oh oh god why i didn't even read that
72:36
one what the [ __ ]
72:38
you chose marco marco chose insist
72:43
i'm the cards are now why i can't do a i
72:46
can't do a
72:46
obama accent my fellow americans before
72:49
this decade is out
72:50
we will have blank on the moon that was
72:53
that was
72:53
uh hecking what's imaging uh the one
72:56
that was in the space race i forgot his
72:58
name
72:59
bill his name was bill or not bill
73:02
one of them was bill the cat girl outfit
73:06
dude we're gonna do the cap
73:11
please my fellow americans before this
73:15
decade is out
73:15
we will have your mum on the moon daddy
73:18
devito ptsd the arrival of pizza and
73:21
ptsd suck
73:22
danny devito i want danny devito on the
73:25
[ __ ] moon right this second
73:27
who picked your mum
73:33
my god trigger warning blank
73:36
i can't read all these out i mean i've
73:39
got the perfect card for it
73:45
is this just like pick your most
73:46
defensive cards um mine's not even that
73:48
bad
73:52
dude i got i got some not very great
73:54
cards
73:56
screw it do you want to read it out this
73:58
time
73:59
card cards are hitch off this this is a
74:02
[ __ ]
74:03
bunch let's read them no you know what
74:09
what there we go trigger warning
74:11
catapults that's not bad
74:13
there you go okay marco why is marco
74:15
winning all of these
74:17
i just love winning i'm an offensive
74:20
person
74:21
oh god devito white privilege white
74:25
white
74:25
if you like blank you might be a redneck
74:30
oh [ __ ]
74:31
[Laughter]
74:34
i got a good one oh i've got
74:40
i don't know whether oh
74:43
okay hey i know who's gonna win
74:47
if you like internet porn analysis
74:50
paralysis
74:51
you might be a redneck if you like an
74:53
old guy who's almost dead you might be
74:55
wrong
74:58
this sucks this game sucks let's go back
75:01
to minecraft
75:03
no introducing extreme baseball
75:06
it's like baseball but with blank damn
75:09
it [ __ ] chainsaws for hands would
75:10
have been great for this
75:11
god damn it
75:15
[ __ ] i really should have kept that
75:22
someone else read them i'm doing all the
75:23
talking no yeah well whoever the card
75:25
doesn't read it
75:26
yeah marco read it oh
75:30
i don't know i don't know what to put
75:34
oh you gotta pick or you lose
75:38
or maybe one of us will win introducing
75:41
extreme
75:42
baseball it's like baseball but with a
75:44
sad hand job
75:46
brown people battlefield amputations
75:50
i would like to say only two of these
75:52
things are actually extreme
75:55
uh yeah
75:59
they hit first point who wasted a sad
76:02
hand job
76:03
that would have been great for the
76:04
marriage one
76:06
yeah sorry historians remember alexander
76:08
the great for his
76:09
brilliant use of blank against the
76:18
persians
76:22
again a catapult all the trains i wasted
76:25
chainsaws for hands honestly
76:37
sometimes you just have to play one to
76:39
get it out your deck
76:42
okay historians remember alexander
76:45
they're great for his brilliant use of
76:46
racism against the persians
76:49
a fleshlight a snapping turtle
76:55
[ __ ] goddammit how do i waste racism
76:58
like that racism is so cool
77:04
don't worry penny go go gadget blank
77:08
have you ever seen go go gadget nope no
77:12
oh yes how am i on zero points i
77:16
just racism in my chat
77:19
races are so cool you just said what you
77:21
answered
77:22
stupid we're not gonna select that card
77:29
don't worry penny go go gadget seven
77:31
dead and
77:32
three in critical condition coco gadget
77:36
nipple plates
77:38
[ __ ] nipple twins
77:42
go
77:57
when the white man introduced them to
78:01
what i did
78:06
was forever change you and then why do i
78:08
introduce them to you
78:09
okay uh i'm just straight up
78:13
i just i'm gonna throw away a card hey
78:17
finn look what your best friend zoro
78:18
clips
78:20
[ __ ] god i take back what i said
78:34
[Laughter]
78:36
in all fairness i didn't think academy
78:38
award winner meryl streep was going to
78:39
win
78:40
there for my next trick i will pull out
78:43
pull blank out of blank
78:44
oh oh okay
78:48
i might be able to i might use this as a
78:50
throw away both cards
78:54
hmm oh i've got this too well
78:57
i'm going to just throw away multiple
78:58
cards [ __ ] it
79:00
oh i know actually i've got some fairly
79:02
good ones
79:04
i'll do that pick pick i'm gonna i'm
79:08
just throwing away cards now i'm very
79:09
sorry
79:10
you have to pick two by the way it's
79:13
over
79:14
pull it out
79:17
now no no
79:22
powerful things these hoes
79:27
these chairs actually pick these hoes
79:34
yes oh for [ __ ] like hit short i've
79:38
i'm still by the way i'm still at zero
79:40
points and honestly
79:41
that's pretty you're too bad yeah yeah
79:44
i'm just not funny
79:47
what's that sound a perfect one
79:50
oh you're [ __ ] i'm reading these out
79:53
as well
79:54
i wonder what that sounds like
79:57
oh my god i just looked at that chat
79:58
like how many people clip you being
80:00
racist
80:00
holy [ __ ]
80:04
[Music]
80:16
your hard-boiled egg out my husband's
80:18
[ __ ]
80:20
my relationship status a funny part
80:24
oh i really want to hear the sound of
80:26
eating a hard-boiled egg
80:29
i'm yeah
80:35
it's not even my card i just like it so
80:37
much god damn it
80:40
who is one right okay i'll put my camera
80:42
in the bottom right you wasted a such a
80:43
good card
80:45
it's a trap blanket's a trap
80:48
it's a trap
80:50
[Music]
80:53
i'm gonna waste the card because this
80:54
one's [ __ ] please someone have a custom
80:56
one and say finn
80:58
shut up straight
81:03
i just cannot i'm very dumb
81:06
i'm very did you even put custom cards
81:08
in
81:10
i don't know but i think so you're good
81:12
man
81:13
no i did not then
81:20
there's some guy it's a [ __ ] seeing
81:23
grandma naked it's a trap
81:27
all of these kind of suck yeah
81:30
can i not pick one
81:35
you know you want to pick yes finally a
81:37
point
81:38
holy [ __ ] it's taken it's taken so long
81:41
and it was all of them was bad oh
81:45
i'm the cards are now you get to pick
81:47
two that's right
81:48
i killed your blank how would you ask
81:50
blank if there was custom cards
81:56
i've won i've won you've selected one
81:59
oh no sorry there you go i have one
82:04
really i'm waiting for your selection
82:09
it's just the warden all of the new ones
82:12
i got
82:13
suck dick or i'm wasting them
82:17
yeah oh [ __ ]
82:20
why would oh sophie i will not show feet
82:23
the day that i show feet is the day that
82:25
the [ __ ]
82:26
fine that's right i killed blank how how
82:29
you ask i killed sober irishman
82:33
doesn't care for potatoes now go go
82:34
someone's throwing away some cards
82:36
a much younger woman hal viagra that's
82:38
pretty funny
82:42
the north doing it in the butt what the
82:45
[ __ ]
82:46
the scout oh geez
82:49
like did
82:53
okay it's a mix between these two the
82:55
there's the scouts and jerking i
82:56
wouldn't take the scouts in a much
82:58
younger woman
83:00
i like the pun of this one ah jesus
83:04
christ
83:07
[Laughter]
83:16
in my defense by the way celestia have
83:18
you have you got your cheerleading
83:19
outfit yet
83:20
and in my defense it is not it is not
83:25
my decision what i what i wore this time
83:26
the last time it was
83:28
and guess what i wore a nice you know
83:30
subtle it was just all black
83:31
it was very manly very masculine if i do
83:34
say so myself my
83:35
shouldered sleeve dress uh and
83:38
beanie and this time uh because i was
83:40
you know so manly before
83:42
we have reverted back to this [ __ ]
83:45
to like episode one and two of just
83:47
everything pink
83:50
can you talk a lot you know i know right
83:53
i know celestia is right celestia rated
83:55
me
83:55
i hope your stream went well i don't
83:57
really
83:59
oh she did she did
84:02
thanks celestia don't thank her
84:07
i have to she's really cute
84:10
i don't shut up swear to god
84:14
hold on let me find oh jesus christ when
84:16
are you doing when's your uh
84:17
when's your little uh [ __ ]
84:19
thingamajig where'd your cheerleading
84:20
outfit from a company of the exact same
84:22
brand by the way
84:27
who chose this outfit this time elora
84:29
did elora always
84:30
you or usually chooses it unless it's me
84:33
but i have chosen like twice or three
84:35
times now
84:36
and they've been the best ones so far
84:38
instead of coughing
84:41
[ __ ] what do they get what's it what's a
84:43
topical one
84:45
uh that that's a pretty extreme one
84:53
it's my time to choose which one did you
84:55
choose finn
84:57
i'm not telling you that
84:59
[Music]
85:03
the inevitable hit death of the universe
85:06
matching with
85:07
mom on tinder whatever
85:21
i'm gonna go with that one i was just
85:24
trying to buy
85:29
when i'm moving out of my parents house
85:31
i'm moving out of my parents house uh
85:33
also [ __ ] you for knowing that and also
85:35
i'm moving out
85:36
soonish it's the coronavirus thing the
85:38
place that i've got my house is being
85:40
worked on right now and i cannot move
85:42
because the rona
85:43
is taking up all the my house looks like
85:45
a goddamn bombing range like
85:47
find out let me try and find you a
85:49
picture of what it looks like
85:52
huh now at the national history museum
85:57
an interactive expedition on throw away
86:02
oh wait what exhibit
86:05
i said interaction because
86:08
i'm trying to find like mine make the
86:10
most sense
86:16
oh wait here's like a video of me
86:18
touring it hold on look at this
86:20
look at this chat
86:25
okay watch this
86:30
let me skip outside of the house
86:33
you know you can make just your screen
86:35
bigger right
86:36
like your camera they have to deal with
86:38
this now
86:40
oh it it just about because there we go
86:43
lovely that is where i'll be living in
86:46
the future
86:46
it's very it's getting there so far so
86:49
good as wires sticking out the walls
86:52
there's random stuff on the tables not
86:54
bad
86:56
how'd you make it to the other side
86:57
without dying huh
86:59
how'd you make it to the other side
87:00
without dying across all the floorboards
87:02
that are missing
87:05
that's what i move i see the potential
87:07
right that's why i got it potential
87:09
exactly that's why finn i know
87:12
a lot because i have comments wait what
87:15
that was a throwaway
87:16
that was the throwaway card who kicked
87:18
that oh hey thanks though
87:22
oh i got a good point for this one
87:26
uh the [ __ ] we go fine
87:33
a talent it's a talent i don't know what
87:35
to say
87:37
you need a walk-in wardrobe for your ego
87:39
clothes dude i was talking to the
87:41
okay listen you're gonna think less of
87:43
me for this but i do not care
87:45
i was talking to the builders that are
87:46
doing the house up and they
87:49
they were saying how in the bedroom
87:51
because they know me we're working with
87:52
like family friends
87:54
and they were like i was saying i kind
87:56
of i want like a good i want
87:57
this is going to be my bedroom i'm gonna
87:59
have that will be a wardrobe and they're
88:00
like you want
88:00
you want the whole wardrobe as a wall
88:02
i've seen you you dress like [ __ ]
88:04
you don't like you just you wore the
88:06
same thing like three days here
88:08
and for like three days here and i i
88:10
went yeah you know it's just
88:13
i don't have a lot of clothes it's just
88:15
uh just for the for the next owner of
88:17
the house not me
88:18
i don't have that many clothes you know
88:20
you know me
88:22
i'm a guy all the time i totally don't
88:25
have any
88:26
i don't totally don't have a [ __ ] ton of
88:28
girls clothes
88:29
i need to room for jesus christ
88:32
oh my god fun tip when your man asks you
88:35
to go down on him try surprising him
88:37
with blank instead
88:38
i didn't know finn did wreck i don't
88:40
know well i mean is this drag that's
88:41
probably jack
88:44
that's a town you can't do that excuse
88:47
it reminds me of the egg iron meme on
88:51
twitter
88:52
yeah yeah i know i got posted on that
88:54
subreddit a few times i think
88:56
which isn't great
89:00
big kills who just [ __ ] said texture
89:03
but
89:05
fun tip when you go when your man goes
89:07
ask you to go down on him
89:09
try surprising him with daniel
89:11
radcliffe's delicious [ __ ]
89:14
i didn't even need to read the rest of
89:16
them
89:19
the rest of them aren't that good yeah
89:25
finn hiding his cross-dressing endeavors
89:26
from his friends is kind of cute
89:28
uh it's listen it's not hiding it's more
89:31
just
89:32
um protected
89:35
exactly protecting
89:39
uh finn keeps judging my message what
89:40
are you saying hold up
89:43
i'm sorry i meant i was i was trying to
89:44
reject that very story
89:47
can i come play i'm not going to play
89:48
cards against humanity again i just
89:50
wanted to play
89:50
one round i didn't want to play a bunch
89:52
of it because i don't
89:54
i don't want this is not very fun to
89:55
play for like hours
89:57
i do oh wait heck oh [ __ ] here's the
89:59
chat uh
90:00
here is the churches and steve will open
90:02
the door and here is the
90:04
it's
90:09
[Laughter]
90:09
[Applause]
90:17
i thought that was okay brought to you
90:19
by brought to you by bud light
90:21
the official beer of please send me good
90:24
cards please
90:27
[Music]
90:29
this is not going to be a good card why
90:31
do they put the
90:32
trademark thing in there do they have to
90:34
do it i tweeted you the post
90:36
i treated you the post from the other
90:38
trans subreddit did you hold on let me
90:39
find it when did you tweet it
90:47
when did you do this when did you do
90:50
this
90:52
i don't know why i like the last one the
90:54
most
90:56
it should be like reading stuff and
90:59
hold on whatever i just
91:09
no what the [ __ ] old mcdonald's had
91:28
oh macdonald had a had my ugly face and
91:32
bad personality
91:33
a glory holes a saxophone solo
91:37
50 milligrams of zuloft zoloft
91:40
if you don't choose a grammatically
91:41
correct card that is very funny
91:44
then i will i will be very upset with
91:46
you oh mine is better mine is better
91:48
god
91:55
i just showed discord oopsie nobody
91:57
expects the spanish inquisition our
91:59
chief weapons are fear surprise and
92:01
blank
92:03
oh wait oh that's way better
92:10
he'd be looking extra [ __ ] he do be
92:12
looking extra spicy juicy thick though
92:16
though hey hey i mean it is like the
92:19
[ __ ] it's like the goddamn
92:21
kids they're not kids it's like the i
92:24
you know whatever
92:30
surprise and some of the best rappers in
92:32
the game shop
92:35
not gonna finish out dirty nappies the
92:38
southern appearance of the game
92:40
you know the one that has to win [ __ ]
92:44
child abuse is so much better
92:48
[Laughter]
92:50
child abuse is such a better card and
92:52
you know it
92:54
but anyway oh my god
92:59
blank once you pop the stop the fun
93:02
don't stop is that actually the thing
93:04
i thought you probably can't stop once
93:06
you pop the phone
93:08
[Music]
93:17
i got your card
93:22
i'm trying to check
93:28
i like that one [ __ ] you hitch
93:31
i know which one's you i know that i
93:33
know that
93:35
fake tits would you
93:38
i'll read the rest of them just to give
93:40
them a thing
93:41
a respectful discussion of race and
93:43
gender on the internet
93:45
though vomiting seafood and bleeding
93:47
anally not bad
93:49
this month's mass shooting which [ __ ]
93:51
it's a mix between fake tits and mass
93:52
shootings honestly
93:54
yes the shooting sounds fantastic
93:56
honestly
93:58
it's topical i knew that no no no no no
94:00
no no no no no you're welcome
94:04
yeah we can play out oh yeah we yeah we
94:06
can play minecraft after this i'm down
94:08
what is batman's guilty pleasure
94:14
why is child abuse child abuse would
94:16
actually make sense
94:20
look at this [ __ ]
94:30
oh
94:32
oh [ __ ]
94:35
[ __ ] would you like to read them
94:38
you know i'm sorry there's no point
94:41
yeah yeah oh he won oh god's sake
94:45
okay fine marco deserved that one that
94:47
was pretty good
94:50
gg lads
94:53
would you like to get out of this and
94:55
play a wholesome game of minecraft
94:57
instead
94:58
okay let's play a wholesome game of the
95:00
craft let me boo
95:02
i wanted to play again this game
95:06
uh let's play no let no we're playing a
95:08
wholesome game in the crowd what do you
95:09
want to do on minecraft do you want to
95:10
go into my realm
95:11
because we haven't actually all played
95:12
minecraft together oh
95:15
we can go to your realm yeah uh if you
95:18
join our 1.15 you can
95:20
and i know yeah usernames in the discord
95:22
chat
95:23
oh yeah oh yeah one shifted you know me
95:26
oh no
95:29
can i destroy uh
95:33
don't even because he laid he's lazy
95:35
conclusion finn is the unfunniest of his
95:37
friends shut up i got bad cards
95:39
you might be right uh okay uh players
95:43
invite player warden boo hitch what
95:46
account do you plan on playing on this
95:47
time
95:48
hitch just hitch i've got like
95:52
invite yeah who else yeah
95:55
one point fifteen fifteen or fifteen two
95:58
or fifteen one
95:59
the latest release it's just whatever it
96:01
says
96:03
yeah it's latest release it's just the
96:04
most common one the latest release
96:06
okay okay hey marco what's your username
96:10
it's just marco with two o's
96:15
there you go and you're all invited now
96:17
if you go into minecraft realms you
96:18
should be able to do it
96:20
oh thank you princess
96:24
are you gonna shut the frick up fam
96:28
okay now you said through yourself after
96:30
we just played cards against humanity
96:32
should i reset the realm because this
96:33
was the same realm as the uh the troll
96:35
on uh
96:39
let me see what it was why can i not
96:41
connect it let's reset it actually
96:43
reset world oh
96:47
it's like automatically pop up wait use
96:49
template what the [ __ ] oh wait they're
96:51
straight up just downloadable templates
96:53
oh okay they're like game modes can we
96:56
do that
96:56
normal just do normal fine normal's
97:00
fun
97:03
can i be can the big sim play along
97:05
what's your username
97:06
yeah i can do that you could you can
97:08
join you're allowed
97:10
i believe in you well i'm just quickly
97:12
changing this thread
97:16
oh my god okay tell me when it's
97:19
uh once it's reset going to minecraft
97:20
ones like
97:23
minecraft the craft
97:34
will you play [ __ ] it there you go
97:41
minecraft but [ __ ]
97:44
oh there we go i did it so it's now
97:46
reset you should be able to join it i
97:47
think
97:48
i'm thunking
97:53
um sorry hey we did it
97:56
oh it's not actually oh this is actually
97:58
a good spawn okay
98:00
i'll take this happily am i supposed to
98:03
like see it
98:03
like when i refreshed my realms page uh
98:06
yeah
98:07
marco doesn't know how to open up a
98:09
realm or join the room
98:11
because wait your name is marco with two
98:13
hours right and that's it yeah
98:15
yeah i did invite you there's a little
98:19
thing marco there's a little like
98:21
notepad what flashes and
98:23
like the minecraft thing what do i have
98:24
to do oh just click microphones and
98:27
there'll be a little thing
98:28
for you to jump
98:33
why was it ever in addition to this game
98:35
it's a beautiful game
98:37
are you doing the outside thing in today
98:39
no i'm not i don't know when i'm gonna
98:40
do it
98:41
would you like to plan sorry i'm
98:43
actually i i will
98:44
i'm good there you go michael got him i
98:46
will talk to you this time
98:48
i do want to just chat to be honest but
98:50
no the um
98:53
goddammit my crafting table's completely
98:54
messed up my inventory the slots are
98:56
actually look the slots
98:57
they're cut guys
99:01
what are you doing what are we doing
99:02
what are we doing
99:05
go away stop we use logs
99:10
for nothing
99:18
dude i've never even heard of fred
99:19
perrin okay cool i'll look it i'll look
99:21
him up i'm guessing they're expensive
99:23
because you know him by name
99:28
auto jump is the most hellish thing
99:29
they've added besides combat
99:31
they something with the 1.9 update i
99:34
think that was like when minecraft got
99:36
bought or something by
99:37
my but my mojang it sucks
99:40
so much hey princess
99:43
you know i can't even i can't even argue
99:45
with that point anymore i i i
99:47
sure
99:50
oh yeah what are we doing [ __ ] just
99:52
stay away from me no i'm trying i'm
99:54
searching for someone else
99:55
didn't protect me can you go away i'm
99:59
crazy i why though
100:02
i'm just trying to like you suck i'm
100:04
just trying to play michael
100:06
i'm wasting my choice points just to say
100:08
i'm mystic i will add mystic god damn it
100:12
really just jesus christ hold on let me
100:15
add a mystic
100:16
uh let me close yes oh my god i'm so
100:20
used to [ __ ]
100:22
hype pixel i was gonna open the the
100:24
crafting table on the menu
100:26
okay mystic uh players i'm gonna add
100:29
zara too dark in zorro
100:33
and hey scorps was there anything
100:36
interesting dumb okay
100:39
uh wait one minute that's right
100:45
i don't know how many players of
100:46
minecraft realm can take i just realized
100:49
they can take well it depends on the
100:50
size i think isn't it
100:55
it might just be running off my pc and
100:57
my internet connection in which case
100:58
probably not much
100:59
e trans i'm not i'm very sorry
101:03
but can i be your personal sim no the uh
101:06
the only there is only one simp and it
101:07
is zaro because he's the top donor
101:09
that's what i've just decided i'm gonna
101:10
do in the discord
101:11
i'm sticking with that all of you are
101:13
just uh
101:14
uh you're not sims it's just a simple
101:19
you'll get the touch there by me
101:22
actually i'm going to make a pic screw
101:23
it
101:25
i almost need to hello
101:31
hey iron i almost committed the
101:33
cardinalism
101:34
i almost mined dirt with a pickaxe yeah
101:37
i heard someone
101:40
huh i heard someone eating yeah i was
101:43
with hitch i'm a heritage
101:47
there we go i'm so smart okay one more
101:50
time
101:52
bro i'm your symbol jesus
101:55
fair enough fair enough mystic can you
101:58
give my fellow englishman a favor
102:00
uh hey have you been thin anywhere no
102:04
stop trying to kill me i'm just trying
102:06
to have a nice minecraft world okay
102:08
please leave me alone okay hold on let
102:11
me get up here
102:12
i'll donate double the amount stop
102:16
are you swimming away you little [ __ ]
102:18
because you're trying to kill me and it
102:20
sucks
102:20
i would just want to play minecraft go
102:22
away go away
102:25
i know there's fish did you just find
102:26
out about fish
102:28
no no maybe
102:32
your ooh fish she just found out about
102:35
fish
102:36
don't you own a minecraft 1.13 server
102:38
based around
102:39
the ocean yeah
102:42
mine dirt with mine dirt with pick
102:44
princess yeah can you stop calling me
102:46
princess
102:47
jesus seven days hey july
102:52
what do you want what happened you need
102:54
a stone
102:58
thanks so much matthew wait what's
103:00
happening july 4th
103:01
was that when we said this was going to
103:02
end oh no that was when the things
103:04
wait is that when
103:08
matthew what happens on july 4th matthew
103:10
matthew i must know what happened
103:11
are you planning on murdering me matthew
103:13
what happens on july 4th
103:14
i mean i get it's the american
103:16
independence but like uh it doesn't
103:18
matter
103:20
oh are you really are you referencing
103:22
like um
103:25
are you referencing like i posted on
103:26
twitter that i do like like an american
103:28
flag dress or something
103:30
and that was the next one i was gonna do
103:33
yes
103:34
okay okay and then that'll be on the
103:36
main channel okay
103:40
jesus you know i'm gonna be the
103:41
underground paving man
103:45
damn i think i've got that have people
103:48
got that like in their calendar
103:50
no way
104:02
i will kill you with a pickaxe not nice
104:06
hey finster you're trying to have a
104:08
regular job and you realize this is
104:09
going to bite you up the ass
104:10
i really don't think it will maybe one
104:13
day
104:18
warden hitch stop murdering my hit stop
104:21
murdering people for one minute
104:23
she hit me first i started it
104:27
like jesus trust
104:30
he said i warn
104:37
i wanted his stuff i wanted the gold
104:39
need more tree
104:42
wait did you find a cave yeah yeah
104:54
how many goddamn girl outfits do you
104:56
have quite a few at this point
104:59
although we are collecting more
105:03
oh my god come on let me
105:06
but what what are there really no caves
105:08
anywhere dude
105:10
i'm in one of them i can't find any this
105:14
is
105:18
that's kind of the point of skeletons my
105:19
friend
105:22
i'm so sorry piglet you're here to
105:24
you're here to feed me and that's it
105:27
i killed skeleton
105:29
[Music]
105:39
i'm just trying to survive i will
105:42
survive
105:44
not with hitch around hunting me what
105:47
was dr what's dreams in george's series
105:49
the whole like
105:50
uh [ __ ] minecraft speedrunner
105:53
[ __ ] it yeah yeah i'm gonna try and
105:55
speed run the game that's what i'm
105:57
that's my attempt right now screw it
105:58
what versus hitch
106:00
this is the rest of you guys whoever
106:02
wins the game first wins
106:03
how about that how do you win the stream
106:06
you win by killing the ender dragon
106:08
today yeah
106:10
i would do that okay fine i will i need
106:12
to get myself like the american flag
106:14
dress and then i'm good
106:15
um god damn it i'll do i'll do it a
106:18
minute i'll do a
106:19
fourth of july stream even though i'm
106:21
from britain and i gave you your country
106:23
back i don't know
106:24
just saying well we okay technically you
106:26
lost you we wouldn't we lost the war but
106:27
who cares
106:29
why did we lose the war we canadians are
106:32
still loyal yeah win
106:33
that's what like the american
106:34
independence day is did we lose the war
106:38
yes um [ __ ]
106:42
you know what the weakening is still
106:44
still still like the queen
106:46
eagle stream is off they do the
106:47
americans like the queen more than we
106:49
like the queen
106:50
no canadians not americans
106:54
the only place that dislikes the queen
106:57
is there anywhere that dislikes the
106:58
queen more than us
107:01
yeah probably every colony every uh
107:04
but they like him oh dude i found a
107:06
weird whoa what the [ __ ]
107:08
no i i talking about it i found a weird
107:11
thing i found a village i found a snow
107:12
village hey buddy oh my god
107:14
oh i guess you found jessica myers
107:19
dude they like it get [ __ ] they're
107:21
just kissing
107:24
kissing who these two villagers oh dude
107:27
they're no they're touching noses
107:29
dude they're doing the eskimo kiss
107:30
though why the [ __ ] are you interrupting
107:32
them
107:34
i'm sorry can i talk to your girl okay
107:37
oh he's made a move up dude
107:39
i'm sorry man jesus
107:42
i'm gonna go into their houses oh bed i
107:46
want that actually thank you
107:47
good time stealing their girls stealing
107:50
their houses jesus i am
107:52
nice i want to find if there's any like
107:55
uh
107:55
i could take over his village i told you
107:59
why is that a child it's a child
108:04
child it has to be a zombie sponsor
108:07
donald oh [ __ ]
108:09
i found a child oh i found a cave oh
108:12
yeah no i didn't never mind
108:16
i want rose i want roses my grandpa am i
108:19
what the [ __ ] that's child abuse all i
108:22
did was take his bed from out from under
108:24
him
108:25
it's not that bad
108:29
oh where was i oh no
108:32
oh [ __ ] zombie i'ma see what we don't
108:35
have it's nighttime sorry yeah they
108:36
sleep
108:37
that's kind of cool hey can we
108:40
keep him victorious no
108:44
it's not it's not true minecraft if you
108:47
keep everything if you die
108:50
what is that i like
108:53
starving i want food i need food
108:58
never mind hey another child i found him
109:00
should i break his bed as well
109:01
yes but he's not gonna know it's me i'm
109:03
gonna do that he didn't know it was me
109:08
what is that thing oh [ __ ]
109:12
hey
109:18
so we are all soloing you know nobody's
109:21
teaming up no
109:22
oh oh there's three creepers that's free
109:26
fighting is my princess forever and you
109:27
can't do anything against it
109:29
i am oh my god how many times do you
109:31
have to say i'm not a princess goddammit
109:34
a zombie wow what that's about
109:38
pathetic pathetic death
109:41
came in jesus christ i guess someone
109:44
just met the queen
109:46
i still haven't found a cave how do you
109:49
know
109:51
like five i haven't found one oh is that
109:54
okay you have to run around
110:01
oh god at least i can own a real go oh
110:03
jesus i mean i'm guessing you're in like
110:05
texas then because there's not many
110:06
places you can go and do that
110:09
wait are we going to be sneaky are you
110:12
smart
110:14
yeah by the way that clip of you is
110:17
showing the leg with the boots and stuff
110:19
it had sneaky on the name did it what
110:23
it had sneaky on the name the clip has
110:25
sneaky
110:27
yeah on the name of the clip because
110:28
clips come come with names
110:31
so what do you mean by name of the you
110:34
mean
110:35
when you clip something from the name of
110:37
the person
110:38
no when you clip something from a twitch
110:41
bod
110:42
yeah that clip is always going to have a
110:45
random name
110:46
right okay that name
110:49
there was the word sneaky twitch nose
110:52
man
110:54
twitch nose touch blown up by creepers
110:59
nothing to worry about me i can't tell
111:01
whether i'm coming for a sneaky spot or
111:03
coming for
111:04
a celestial spot i haven't decided on it
111:06
yet
111:07
finally cave hell yeah
111:10
what's in the ink
111:14
monster hunter oh the link has the word
111:16
oh okay okay yeah fun fact
111:18
on my main channel uh in the the link to
111:20
my main channel
111:21
uh the url for it there's the word god
111:25
i'm not saying anything i'm just saying
111:28
it's a thing that is a thing i'm not
111:31
implying anything
111:32
i'm just saying my in my literal channel
111:35
name is the word
111:36
god and youtube assigned it to me
111:40
i'm just saying spits hot dog
111:43
out of lungs i'm just saying
111:46
that's
111:55
did you say simon you [ __ ] oh
111:59
what'd you say i said so many fish oh
112:02
i thought simon you [ __ ] i don't know
112:04
who simon was thought you're just being
112:06
mean
112:07
i've been i've been starving this whole
112:09
day yeah because you didn't go and get
112:11
food like me
112:11
a smart boy yeah but now i've got a full
112:14
iron set of gear i'm hungry irl can you
112:17
buy me a pizza
112:18
wear my pizza pizzas pizza
112:22
you can afford a pizza you get yourself
112:24
your own pizza dude i am caveman
112:27
i know but i've spent my thirty dollars
112:29
on the stream
112:33
i spent the thirty dollars you gave me
112:34
as a wage
112:36
yes
112:43
god it's a woman and it's rose
112:46
oh what the lag oh yeah oh cool
112:50
it's going down oh no oh no
112:54
it's fine everything's fine it's just my
112:56
internet it's not like i'm doing
112:57
anything
112:58
intensive with my internet like live
112:59
streaming or something like live
113:01
streaming 1080p video
113:02
hmm that's weak that's weak shut up
113:08
how much iron do i have 20 seconds what
113:11
if i just go
113:12
down because i'm tired of mining
113:14
sideways
113:15
it's like got in all caps as well it's
113:17
like capital g that's cool
113:20
honestly if you link to my channel dude
113:22
it's great it's a god link
113:24
ah finally it's a sign
113:27
yeah i found the zombie villager who
113:29
killed you
113:30
i got it you've been having higher than
113:31
10. no no no no
113:33
i've already dealt with that mate i was
113:35
not letting him knock it down
113:38
my monitors are 1440p if i had the
113:40
internet for it i'd do that but like oof
113:42
no i don't
113:45
hey femme where are you at i am uh
113:48
getting iron
113:49
in a cave far far away
113:52
i see you no you don't
113:56
i do no you don't i'm above you just
113:58
crouched
114:02
he's all paranoid now he's what am i
114:03
doing now
114:06
what am i doing now not dying
114:09
he's not got freaky no i mean he
114:12
okay no he would have known what i was
114:13
doing so he's not above me
114:16
wait you're mining like yeah cause
114:18
you're looking at my stream dumbed up
114:20
i'm not i'm literally get diamonds i'm
114:24
waiting on diamonds
114:25
what the [ __ ] uh what floor is uh
114:28
diamonds
114:29
i forgot what's the key for them
114:34
after
114:37
oh i see sheep dude this is a good cave
114:41
what are you doing oh nice
114:44
what are you dude this is a good cave
114:47
i'm gonna go down that way
114:49
14.
114:54
let's like set up shop here for a second
114:56
i just need to cook all of the iron and
114:58
stuff
114:59
let's make four can we divide that by
115:01
four yep
115:02
nice ish let's do that
115:07
who said finn can't cook i can't cheese
115:09
as i place the oven in the wrong place
115:11
okay uh the oven shut up
115:14
it's an oven now
115:22
there who said finn can't cook i didn't
115:25
because i can't
115:26
a lot of people what do you have four i
115:29
don't know
115:29
i wanna know his eye color my eye color
115:31
is brown i don't know if you could tell
115:32
but they're not
115:33
fun at all it's just brown hair it's
115:35
normal
115:40
uh please give me some please someone
115:43
give me fins i call it he's brown
115:45
my brown eyes they're very exciting very
115:47
very detailed very cool
115:48
cooking stream cooking streaming i'm
115:51
gonna do a cooking stream but it's gonna
115:52
be like
115:53
pasta
115:57
oh i hear lava oh
116:01
oh no no no no no i can totally kill
116:04
that zombie
116:06
oh it's a villager how did you get down
116:08
here bro
116:10
oh there's more okay i can i can take
116:13
out you as well that's fine
116:15
so i was like oh like jesus christ
116:20
my [ __ ] heart dude that hurt
116:26
someone was stunned in this cave how
116:28
have you not died yet
116:31
not you i mean the creeper
116:34
eat give me my iron i just decided that
116:37
i really do need that iron armor
116:40
thank you thank you thank you wait i'm
116:42
gonna grab you thank you
116:44
holy [ __ ] this cave is massive
116:47
which game sorry boredom like
116:51
can i help in you
116:54
speed running
116:58
unless you've got like a diamond pickaxe
117:00
obsidian for me
117:01
unless you can pay me in information
117:02
then i will not did you kill me
117:06
yeah because you hit me with a pickaxe
117:25
huh i found a mineshaft okay
117:28
that doesn't mean much it has diamonds
117:31
in
117:32
roughly sometimes maybe no this has
117:35
diamonds
117:35
you haven't found diamonds yet are using
117:37
hacks already
117:42
[ __ ] sand [ __ ]
117:45
make sure to flint okay i will uh
117:49
use torches god damn it what do you mean
117:50
you started you can see fine it's fully
117:52
maxed out gamma
117:58
is it bad that the whole cave is on fire
118:02
yeah hello dj
118:07
i need to go deeper you went into the
118:09
nether already
118:11
oh no is that another hover over it
118:15
we can't it is the netherlands okay well
118:18
done for sure
118:19
have you managed to get a hammer and
118:21
stuff already
118:23
oh oh my god it's the luckily it's never
118:26
small ever
118:27
oh jesus christ has he found a fortress
118:32
already
118:42
hey slime guys
118:46
okay fine let me try i'm just gonna find
118:48
lava and then i'll come i'll go to the
118:49
nether
118:50
it's i'm i don't know i'm not far behind
118:52
chat trust me
118:54
in fact i'm gonna need that that's
118:55
actually kind of valuable why would you
118:57
go to the nether that fast
118:58
i need to know speed running then i got
119:01
it infinity book
119:03
okay from this mineshaft what means i
119:06
can [ __ ] the dragon
119:08
nice easy holy mother of god
119:12
uh uh
119:15
i need food actually this isn't very
119:17
good
119:18
i am rethinking my my ideas here quite
119:21
heavily okay so it's like
119:24
you can buy some my food i got food for
119:26
you how much food you got buddy
119:28
i don't know i've got like a stack of
119:30
seeds growing that's
119:32
not much that's like that's like 20
119:35
loaves of bread
119:37
that's that's you need wheat for that
119:39
not the seeds
119:40
yeah i don't know i planted the seeds a
119:42
little not immediate food i need food
119:44
now
119:45
oh need food very soon oh i jumped so
119:48
bad around the ceiling it's better on
119:49
the ceiling it's better on the ceiling
119:51
hey creepy hey creepy blow up like
119:53
creepy blow up
119:54
thank you dude i'm so smart
119:58
i kill i use the creeper to kill the
119:59
other creeper
120:02
200 like he plays dude i am the biggest
120:05
of brains
120:07
everyone wanted to know how to play
120:09
minecraft this is how you do it
120:11
first of all you need water though as
120:12
well goddamn i forgot spiders could
120:15
climb
120:15
i forgot damn dude i cannot i have not
120:19
got a water oh
120:20
oh dude how come you know you found
120:24
lapis [ __ ] you
120:26
what nothing
120:32
let's go i'm gonna make two buckets
120:33
because i can uh
120:35
hey water hey other water i'm gonna make
120:38
a convenient
120:39
storage facility for you oh there's a
120:42
spider
120:42
[Music]
120:46
oh no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] a spider
120:52
let's go oh my god i found a [ __ ]
120:56
mine
121:00
want to go into nether here's how you go
121:01
into the nether water
121:05
fire air no don't do that
121:09
okay i'm gonna do this no one gets my
121:12
lava
121:13
not even the water
121:17
i'm scared here alone you should pay for
121:20
me
121:20
what
121:34
you good bro no
121:37
why not you seem like you're under
121:41
pressure maybe some stress
121:51
was the worst decision i've ever made
121:56
i've run into like 20 creepers
122:00
dude this actually i'm getting pretty
122:01
good at this
122:03
hear zombies
122:06
this is what elora should have been
122:08
doing last time wait where's the gravel
122:10
heck someone said flint and steel god
122:11
damn uh
122:13
damn someone was fighting i i have we
122:16
have that
122:18
half lint hey i found some
122:21
ah [ __ ] you immediately i wanted to sell
122:24
it for a diamond
122:26
i don't have a diamond warden check
122:28
check
122:29
the private mess
122:32
well private message check chat
122:36
i'm just going to mine gravel until i
122:38
get a piece of flint i'm not going to
122:39
keep on placing one of them down
122:43
come on flint wait wait i'm dying i'm
122:45
dying
122:46
got two hey okay uh give me you crafting
122:48
table
122:49
to the nether we go oh my god
122:53
oh my god oh my god oh my god hurry
122:56
i got a few no no
123:12
you better have not spawned at my pole
123:14
who knows
123:16
no who knows man
123:19
i'm sure oh yes you have you [ __ ]
123:24
dude oh sh oh oh
123:27
[ __ ] oh zombie just kill me
123:30
i don't have any food oh i do a food not
123:32
a ton of it though
123:34
oh [ __ ] ah please don't be mad at me
123:39
oh yes yes
123:42
no no are you [ __ ] kidding
123:47
i am an obvious
123:50
feeling okay though
123:56
what happened i'm never gonna find that
123:59
i am never gonna find that again i went
124:01
through so many cave systems
124:05
are you kidding oh my [ __ ] did you
124:07
get killed
124:09
stop crying stop crying i'm not crying
124:12
shut up
124:13
you're crying you're just having a
124:15
mental breakdown
124:17
totally different i'm not crying you're
124:19
crying god damn it
124:22
no i'm not
124:31
he just died and made his pc just lag it
124:34
just was raging at us he
124:42
i'm not in the mood for your jokes i'm
124:44
upset
124:47
really it wouldn't make any
124:51
you difference
124:55
okay i don't know where the [ __ ] this
124:58
cave entrance was
125:00
look he scared me
125:06
you okay what
125:06
[Laughter]
125:10
yeah but it's scary
125:11
[Music]
125:13
scorps i'll do you a deal are you going
125:16
back to the nether
125:17
don't do it yes oh yes i killed him
125:22
my porsche you might know where it is
125:26
i might know where mine is i'm just
125:28
looking for food at the moment because
125:29
that's the main thing that
125:30
sets me up last time okay
125:34
okay i'm going to stay somewhere here
125:36
good direction
125:37
because i'm scared oh my god that's
125:39
where they come from
125:41
how good is it oh wait oh wait go away
125:43
go away
125:46
no there are plenty recognize this place
125:48
too many
125:49
oh oh i thought i found the thing
125:52
hey ravine with the diamond in okay
125:55
let's stuff mined out
125:56
sounded very name it stay there
126:01
stupids no stupid go to the lava
126:07
oh my god wait have i managed to find it
126:11
oh my god they hit so hard i don't have
126:14
anything oh no
126:18
hey oh oh hey scorps
126:22
you have food yeah uh yes
126:25
uh i'll do your trade what no i'm not
126:28
trading
126:30
no trading no trading
126:33
all right if we can't team you're not
126:35
allowed trade
126:36
that's not how that works at all yes it
126:38
is i make the rules buddy
126:40
no you don't no you don't
126:44
you're a little [ __ ] yes buddy have you
126:47
found your portal
126:49
pigs
126:54
oh pogs
126:58
oh my god what is this game i hate it
127:01
i'm going to die
127:07
you found it no i don't know what you're
127:08
talking about get away get away
127:17
oh no no no no please no no no oh you
127:19
kidding me
127:20
not now not now not today
127:25
jesus christ is it blazes
127:28
blazes lazy ladies i lost a lot i'm not
127:31
gonna lie
127:32
i lost a lot of stuff
127:35
yeah my god i kept i kept a decent
127:38
amount of important stuff though yeah i
127:40
kept some important stuff that's good
127:43
let's make a little abode
127:52
okay i don't have much of that and uh
127:54
this is fine
127:55
this is fine i'm doing great is it not
127:58
oh
128:00
oh i'm doing great huh
128:04
what nothing i'm doing great you sound
128:07
so relaxed right now i'm doing great
128:10
why was i trying to make a fern i'm so
128:12
confused i was trying to make a furnace
128:14
and i can't make
128:15
oh god damn it you can't use water
128:18
buckets in the nether
128:19
i know uh
128:22
is not it please yes
128:26
give me the [ __ ] hider oh yeah
128:30
wait no it's too risky to kill one of
128:32
those right
128:39
what are you doing where are you
128:43
i don't know i'll have to find you
128:47
wait lag hey like yeah there we go
128:52
oh my yes
128:58
[Music]
129:01
oh [ __ ]
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there are too many zombies around me
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bugs
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omega [ __ ] hell yeah
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okay scorps yo yo where's your portal
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uh this is near a lake there's a cave
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that drops down near a lake
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okay i'm gonna follow you we can
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i think it's near here i have to end
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finn
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well that set me on fire still are you
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just testing
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it oh [ __ ] you know i'm not gonna take
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that gamble
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i'm about goodbye hold up for me
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please
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uh i'm really stressing out can i use
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this at all
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can i can i do anything with this
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can i can i do anything with that oh be
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careful no shield blocks fire every time
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i'm trying oh my god
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oh i just ignored it yeah i know they
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that's the thing i can do
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oh perfect scorps uh those two block
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two wide blocks down can i do anything
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with that just start mining downwards
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what do i get yeah
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oh perfect are you kidding me
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that's a dangerous form i'm just gonna
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eat up
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i have an idea and it's risky as hell
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oh god
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i have a really risky idea and i don't
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know if it's a good one
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my worst enemy yes
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i need a lava i'm just going to steal
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furnace real quick
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oh my god thank you
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okay okay oh [ __ ] there are two creepers
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here
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okay okay oh
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oh oh oh no oh no no
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how many more
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i found a friend finn did you now that's
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crazy
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yeah i know i'm coming is it one of our
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team
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what's a team is it one of the people on
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the server is that the friend
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oh no sorry it's a villager
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okay now in theory as long as i'm out of
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render
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i am not out of render holy [ __ ]
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i need to call holy [ __ ] i'm so
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screwed
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i've got five oh that's cold here
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that was a dumb cave though what are you
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saying mushroom soup i can't make
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mushroom soup
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i have mushrooms yeah oh yeah [ __ ]
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chat
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oh well done oh my god and you exist
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oh jesus christ no
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my god
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is there another one that's fire jesus
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how am i even gonna get through this
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i have one idea and it's such a bad plan
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oh god there's another place one over
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there
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yeah emerald's any use
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for the villagers here i have an idea
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marco is playing the long game
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did you teleport to me we can't oh okay
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you're not gonna use [ __ ] villages in
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the speed
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but i really need to heal up [ __ ]
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can i like somehow wait
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can i no i shouldn't do that that's a
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bad plan
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[ __ ] no no no no no no no
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what do i do what do i do my hands just
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my
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hands just look at this look at the
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sweat gleam from my hand i'm sweating
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scorps we need you should probably go up
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and get some food
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because generally i've got enough i've
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got enough what can i do with that can i
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do something with that i swear i can do
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something with that
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chew up wall as well oh yeah
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okay we need to make beds and [ __ ]
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because nobody ever plays
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oh my god i actually have a plan this
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time like a good one
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heard that one before shut up yeah
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we're gonna say oh my god is this the
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plan is this the move
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my pickaxe just broke when i found oh
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no i found that emerald
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i am i've already found diamonds for
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them
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did you make a bed yeah okay i'm getting
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set at home
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did you actually oh no this way
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oh brian oh
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oh i should have said at home
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yeah i know oh god i start
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i am so scared at times
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you can put a bed down you'll respawn
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there oh
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oh
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it's so close i can taste it
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so close to dying on half a heart can
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you taste it
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what death yeah can you taste yeah
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i've been tasting it for the past 20
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minutes
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really yep
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oh there's two creepers there
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i hope my wheat's grown oh my god
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i can't even run anymore yeah did you
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place it better because there's no
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no i didn't oh wait [ __ ]
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i thought you meant for the end of
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dragons
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to be fair i was kind of thinking of bed
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bomb in finn
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i mean have you like have you even found
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your portal yet yes yes
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oh [ __ ] dude that's crazy
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i've also got like a [ __ ] ton
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of like i've got a diamond sword damn
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dude
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i'm in pickaxe oh [ __ ] i'm glad i got
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food
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can i just eat raw sugar
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i need food
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mate i've not got one blaze rod yet
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you're already in the nether dude really
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yeah we've been vibing
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in the nether already yeah you found it
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yeah what the [ __ ] we weren't joking
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that's nuts
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are you indie another
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you [ __ ] yeah
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no no no [ __ ] you scared me and i hit
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a dog
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and now they are [ __ ] me feed i love
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you
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i love you run straight down that portal
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take a right then my stuff's there
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oh no scorps just come back i'm holding
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the portal finn died
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actually he died what did you guys do a
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zombie
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oh finn zombies are so easy to kill god
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damn it
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he sounds really disappointed or he's
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not
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talking yeah
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it's really sad they can't see his face
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he joined he went through my portal
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warden it was a self-defense tactic
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i didn't know what he was going to do to
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me
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i'm meeting the spinster yeah
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oh i've got your stuff sculpts yeah my
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go back to the
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i'm only grabbing some of it you're
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going to have to come back through
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hey is that thin stuff or you've got
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finster stuff
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just wait stay at home
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um your stuff's still in though i just
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want to get like the basics
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i'm going to open up the shoes i can see
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what he's doing
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thank you so much uh thy dean alt
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[ __ ] sake i am so upset
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did they really know
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i'm so upset i'm so upset i'm so upset
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i'm genuinely i'm genuinely angry
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who's mad who is mad
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this singular hoe is very mad [ __ ]
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psych god damn it i'm sorry
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i was mad i was mad
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[ __ ] god damn it dude
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what do i even do now what do i do with
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myself
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what i even do what i what do i do now i
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lost all my [ __ ] i spent like
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half an hour
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it's not going on twitch fellas they
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baited me
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god damn it
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god damn it i'm like i'm just checking
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discord dms now
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what
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you'll get back no go shove it up you
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shove it shove it
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down your penis hole
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shove it down his penis hole
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shove it into something that is not
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going to be pleasant for you
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oh pretty princess
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didn't mean to ruffle your feathers
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earlier by the way you look fine af
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today
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thanks matthew it's a new wig
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i'm not sure it actually looks that good
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but the hairline looks pretty
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normal i think almost it looks almost
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convincing
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he's calling me again do i pick up do i
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pick up
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do i pick up stop pouting
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fan i no
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no good that's what i wanted to do
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they're
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bad person they're a bad person don't be
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mad princess
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princess
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the wig is awesome by the way oh thanks
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i don't love it because
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i don't love it but ah not bad
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damn isn't that weird to shift a
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hairline like that
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[Music]
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uh who knows
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i'm s oh my god hold on give me a minute
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i gotta quickly uh you know
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do my face gotta look good for when i
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come back into the call all angry as
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[ __ ]
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your lies light up when you get mad oo
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shut up
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holy [ __ ]
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okay fine right i'll join back in the
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call i'll go back i'm gonna yell at them
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i don't like any of you you all
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contributed
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me you won't
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you're fine hitch you lied to me and
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scorps you also lied to me
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ben you said that you're both in the
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nether
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finn can you play my um voicemail please
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no come on no put effort into it
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just like you put effort into getting
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gear
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no i can't because someone else left me
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a voicemail i don't want to go through
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that as well you should have just picked
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up
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what did it say it was like hey princess
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if you want your gear back you're gonna
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have to kill scorps
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um love you bye okay yeah i'm not i
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no because scorps
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lied less than you although he's still
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bad i don't care
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are you still mad yes high school
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hey i lost my blaze rods i lost my armor
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i lost my iron
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now there's two places in the chest for
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you yeah yeah and the rest of it
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no i just grinded eight blaze rods out
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thank you oh my god
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i grinded a lot of gear from finn to be
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better
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look you came through my never portal
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what were you you're lucky i'm streaming
143:27
i would say the worst things to you
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you already have you said that racism
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also no that was my nether portal
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no it wasn't you were in our cave no i
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went to
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my nether portal to go to go through it
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and i came back
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shut up finn why'd you think i killed
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you because you scared the living [ __ ]
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out of me
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no you had like five seconds to react
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shut up
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someone definitely has clipped it yes
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i will review that first i to see that
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i will review that footage and you will
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be the bad guy because you are the bad
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guy
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i always say oh i'm sorted okay
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gobs where are you all right
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swam up okay i'll meet you up there
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where are you going i need to grab some
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food yeah same
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um someone can give me iron for food i
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have a lot of pork
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do you actually where you are because
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i'd be down for that
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do you know that village and like the
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snow area
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no you're i'm mean sculpture
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oh are you still at your nether portal
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area
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no
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okay wait wait wait i need to go protect
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our nether portal area
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you're gonna have to make another flint
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and still
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because i've been come to our base and
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i'm not having that
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paul's broken we're safe
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see you a [ __ ] no
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huh that's why we set up a bed
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oh my god and diamonds
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and there's a spider spawner next to it
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this is great i'm going this is great
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and i've got no gear to pick them up i
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will trade you these diamonds for safe
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passage
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i have a looting 2 book if anyone wants
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that for something oh yeah
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yeah i'm gonna fall
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how many diamonds do you want another
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one another one how many do you have to
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offer
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i can give you two diamonds that's a
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store
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yeah but i'd like the looting too on
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that sword okay don't have the sword
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then and i'll just come and kill you for
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a loot in two you don't know where i am
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what does the blast furnace do
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like scopes have you got anything
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because i'm on four hearts
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and oh that's why do i oh yeah all right
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either
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okay how are we getting out oh i just
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want to get a little bit more iron first
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okay i'm gonna have to get out
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now because if i die i'm gonna yeah
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where are we going
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where you at because i'm not in oh no
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he's down this way i'm making
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like an exit
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the exit is this way yeah but i've made
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one and it's quick
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oh [ __ ] do not come do not come there's
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a hundred skeletons there's a hundred
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skeletons there's
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no i'm not even joking that's like finn
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what what i can see you
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i know i'm in your base no where are you
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scorps do not go down though
147:19
hello actually go down there kill him
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fine that was me [ __ ]
147:34
they're all fighting each other now this
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is so dumb
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they're just killing each other and
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drowning
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finn is it bad but died like oh my god
147:46
just get better jesus christ sorry cat
147:49
these are passive right what a passive
147:53
these bees bees
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yeah apparently like 10 like 10 bees can
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kill a wither
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what the [ __ ] oh yeah
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they do oh [ __ ] they do like they do a
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heart of damage i guess they're not too
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bad
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they give you poison though finn what
148:16
you need to actually play you stole my
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[ __ ]
148:20
you stole all my [ __ ] i went through so
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much
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dude come on i went through so much
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warden you have no idea
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one year and then kids kill me i am not
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complaining
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i had completed most of the stuff to get
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into the end
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gordon i see you don't move don't mind
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me
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i had gotten blaze i had gotten it full
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armor
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plus extra gear i god damn it oh he's on
148:47
my way
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huh easy bit huh are you gonna give me
148:53
what's the hard bit the dragon because
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that's the next bit
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ender pose i had one wow one
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really i need like what five five more i
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don't know shut up
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welcome i'm so close yeah
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do you have cooked pork yeah
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you're not gonna kill me are you no if
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you
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kind of kill you i can see those
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arrows on your body i'll get i'll i'll
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go i'll i'll playing normally
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why are you running away though because
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i'm scared of you
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if i'm the one like a threat
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oh found pants nice so okay do you
149:31
remember what i said no teaming
149:37
no no no not you two pitching scorps
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jump when you were like oh no no you're
149:41
not allowed to trade because you know
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you're not allowed to team blah blah and
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then you're immediately teamed
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up okay why are you running away
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what are you going to give me i want to
149:52
start if you
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what you want fine i need something
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is that so expensive uh i don't know
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what do you have
150:02
questions spice i will complete the game
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right how
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how much do you want iron because you
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have nothing
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like yeah you know give me aaron okay
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how much do you want because i've got a
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bit
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not a lot how much do you have i have
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all of it how much pork do you have
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butts
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hey i know for a fact they have 17
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cooked iron dude
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do you have i have five good food one
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steak
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for pork five breads and then all the
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rest is uncooked
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right can i just take all of your food
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and i'll give you
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19 iron and then three diamonds like
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that's good enough
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oh okay i think yeah like actually or
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like you have to cook with some of it
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thank you yeah that's fine
150:51
good job oh doggies
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i'm sorry thank you
151:04
oh prince 2k parts are there bots
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[Music]
151:08
what's happening the boobs look so real
151:10
the bobs
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i thought you said they said boss [ __ ]
151:13
like
151:15
hey scorps where are you at uh surf is
151:18
looking for food
151:19
um i just brought food how many wigs do
151:22
you have
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too many now i mean as of like two days
151:25
ago i got like three more because we did
151:27
amazon shopping together
151:30
if i can manage to get a laura in the
151:31
call we could go do amazon shopping
151:34
again because you know
151:35
this game sucks and i hate it i'm gonna
151:37
write
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you such a loser again you owe me food
151:42
i don't have food i just spawned i am
151:45
mining with wood and stone tools
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give me your pickaxe give me your
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pickaxe
151:51
give it you have an iron pick i know
151:54
because i had two of them on me when i
151:55
died
151:56
to you your pickaxe now
151:59
no or you're dead what did i just do
152:01
what the [ __ ] oh
152:03
that's so cool i know okay i won't kill
152:06
you for that
152:07
i won't call you you did something cool
152:10
you're like a baby you're like a clown
152:13
well like how exactly does that work out
152:16
at all
152:19
screaming like a little [ __ ] and then
152:23
hey there's an enderman over here wow oh
152:25
is that thank you
152:26
yeah you got it maybe you could use some
152:29
of my blaze rods
152:30
and make it make end up make and an
152:32
ender part of hell
152:34
how about i don't you mean i vendor
152:43
it's still not even hitting you what the
152:44
[ __ ]
152:48
then come close to me and i'm gonna kill
152:50
you i'm just like looking at you don't
152:52
worry
152:54
finn i'm looking at you i'm trying to
152:56
kill this chicken
152:57
i don't have any fighters i'm right
152:59
holding flesh for a living
153:06
did you just try to take me
153:10
get over here where's the town i'm gonna
153:12
steal all the towns food
153:14
warden finn's coming to your town okay
153:18
we'd kill him how
153:21
i don't have anything the town needs
153:23
protecting yeah
153:25
oh no there's a creeper don't come to
153:27
the town
153:28
come to the town we've kind of we're
153:30
kind of needing an army of mobs over
153:32
here
153:33
yeah that's fine i've got two hearts i
153:36
don't know how long i'm going to last
153:37
like this
153:38
finn half of the people watching you
153:40
were speechless by your jesus christ
153:41
beauty because there's only 15 people
153:43
talking sorry
153:45
i'm not interacting because i'm mad but
153:47
also it's minecraft i don't know
153:51
this sounds really cool really is it
153:54
really
153:55
do they have any food maybe yeah one
153:58
rabbit stew for one emerald
153:59
gg oh sorry fish what today
154:03
i got scammed and today
154:06
hey warden hey what's up death
154:10
nothing like
154:13
um the villagers drop food when they die
154:16
you can try it let's see don't kill them
154:22
ow ow don't tell me what to do
154:27
okay okay i'm sorry you killed me before
154:30
get away from my hole get away from my
154:32
hole then
154:37
if you hit my husband you're there
154:40
i am or i was
154:46
thank you everyone use amazon free trial
154:49
and sub
154:50
cancel it later potatoes
154:53
did you die go visit mystic okay i'll go
154:55
visit mystic yeah
154:56
those potatoes mystic said we can team
154:59
holy [ __ ]
155:00
this is cool very nice did you think
155:04
to me
155:09
mystic so nice thank you mystic i will
155:11
go dude my due diligence and mine more
155:18
mystic has full oh dude you stole all my
155:21
potatoes
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oh what the [ __ ]
155:32
who knows oh my god be the chief thanks
155:36
so much for subbing with twitch prime
155:37
why
155:38
my jesus christ why is why don't why am
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i this
155:41
unlucky silver fish
155:47
wait that could mean something oh my god
155:51
oh my god oh my god i was about to say
155:53
that would be so bad if i fell in that
155:54
hole right there wouldn't it yeah it
155:56
would
155:57
it's fine i'm not doing any damage you
155:59
just paint
156:00
where you are
156:05
right do you want to just come back to
156:07
the you know
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why are there so many no this should be
156:12
a sign
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oh i'm all the way down at the bottom oh
156:16
did scorps
156:17
die oh did your teammate die
156:21
you're going cry plantation is this with
156:24
a with a
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crafting table maybe
156:30
it's cool you seem to laugh at the
156:32
saying that's weird
156:34
let me see the pick actually post oh the
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picture my baby's down at the bottom so
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i had to kill myself
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i'm gonna
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oh [ __ ] that's so cool that's the curve
156:45
that's the picture anna has made that's
156:47
so cool that's a good
156:48
rendition you're missing you're missing
156:50
the logo the daddy's princess logo
156:54
who did that that's uh that's i think
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it's
156:57
uh that is yeah i thought it was honest
157:01
it's so beautiful
157:05
the cave me and my sticker now on a team
157:09
i'm having issues finding the cave
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i'll find you once i get my stuff back
157:16
when is it daytime i'm like
157:19
later behind you what's up all my
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stuff's this way
157:23
ish okay because you had ender pose
157:27
so it is i had all the blaze rods as
157:30
well
157:31
taking the piss go find it now
157:35
oh gonna post it in discord later hell
157:38
yeah dude i can't wait i will upvote it
157:39
many times
157:41
i'm gonna have to sign you a few next
157:44
could i possibly join you mister you
157:45
could actually uh if wait send me your i
157:47
know you message me on discord send me
157:48
your ign fully
157:50
and i will add you to the thing but you
157:52
cannot be on a team with me and mystic
157:53
because only me and mystical ass team
157:55
and apparently scorps and
157:56
no i said mistake
158:10
do not join them they're murderers
158:14
already traded
158:17
you traded with a murderer you know what
158:19
that's that is that's aiding and
158:20
abetting
158:22
no i was alone i am in war with all of
158:25
you
158:26
so reading is not like uh
158:29
oh i'm making a murderer how do you feel
158:31
training is
158:32
no trading you aided a murder
158:36
you effectively you're a
158:41
is murderer treason for me because i was
158:43
alone okay
158:45
ward and guess what what even if you
158:47
aided them
158:48
trading with a murderer anna's right
158:53
you have sinned as long as warden
158:56
backstabbed them that you know what i
158:57
wouldn't
158:58
call me finn i've asked the
159:01
h ones so i don't know dude stab them
159:04
harder make sure they die this time
159:06
no scorps where is this stuff i
159:10
become more powerful the more iron i
159:12
gather yeah
159:13
an accessory to murder why
159:16
yeah you're an accessory to murder why
159:21
i've manslaughter charges against warden
159:23
someone bring them
159:25
i'm going to go somewhere so
159:28
find our stuff go you know just stuff
159:31
what
159:32
i rubbed off finn shaking your booty
159:42
i mean i broke my pickaxe but it's fine
159:45
i have stuff i can create life
159:50
never mind i'm actually stuck uh
159:54
oh my god this is fine
159:58
this is absolutely fine oh yeah
160:01
i came to the okay
160:13
all right let's go one two three four
160:17
five
160:18
just by many mobs anders horses
160:21
i want to kill finn on a horse okay so
160:24
i'm going to be alone then
160:25
no you're not you're with me
160:30
you're not alone you're with the
160:32
murderer
160:37
[Music]
160:43
[Music]
160:44
don't like you so i saved a screenshot
160:46
to commemorate the occasion of when my
160:47
editor
160:48
murdered murdered me well i met you
160:51
don't give her the credit i never i
160:53
never murdered you murder
160:56
cow i can't hear you over the sound of
160:59
all the mud don't give her credit finn
161:04
give her credit give me credit for the
161:06
murder yeah
161:08
[ __ ] you now
161:11
go to the front i love the messages of
161:14
what the [ __ ] i just joined they're my
161:15
favorite chat messages
161:17
someone just looking for an innocent
161:18
game of minecraft no no no how do i take
161:21
damage though
161:24
maybe don't fall oh it's a skeleton
161:28
h is a loss on the items okay that's why
161:32
oh what did you lose i'm going to send
161:34
you chords
161:36
hey what'd you lose scorps move
161:39
everything
161:40
no what'd you lose did you lose
161:43
important
161:44
stuff not really did you lose some stuff
161:48
yeah it was it was only expendable stuff
161:50
like eight blazer rods four render
161:51
pearls that sort of stuff you know
161:52
you seem like you lost a lot of stuff
161:55
not really
161:56
expendable
162:00
are you eating right now i'm sending you
162:03
oh that was me sorry yeah i know well
162:06
you just hear like
162:07
crunch in the background hey i was just
162:09
thinking
162:11
i was just thinking jordan's thinking
162:13
noises sound very much like crunch
162:17
here you go scorps go to them gods bring
162:20
everything from our underground voice
162:23
marie from yesterday i'm the person who
162:24
talks about your lipstick yes i do
162:26
remember you and no i have not bought
162:27
dark red lipstick yet i'm so sorry
162:31
listen uh here's what i'll do oh i found
162:34
god
162:34
uh put still pic pixel
162:37
pixel here's what i'll do if you can go
162:40
onto amazon.com.uk
162:42
that's okay you can find me some dark
162:44
red lipstick that's good and i will i
162:46
will buy it all right that's a lot of
162:47
gold god damn
162:50
i'll be there in a hitch in a second
162:54
to be fair scopes it's like quite a
162:56
peaceful area there's
162:58
[ __ ] tons of food and everything like
163:02
he's a farmer oh
163:05
hold on let me uh
163:10
there you go i copy pasted it so i know
163:12
i didn't get it right
163:13
i didn't get it why are you getting back
163:16
up why
163:18
why are we why are we not allowed to
163:21
yeah why
163:21
you allowed it and allowed what back up
163:25
i didn't get back up i just invited one
163:27
of the subs to the server
163:31
that's just inviting so that's just
163:32
being nice
163:34
well stop it's not even it's not my
163:36
fault you're mean
163:37
and awful that's how you would expect a
163:40
murderer to be
163:42
it doesn't do you stop
163:47
doesn't suit me being nice i'm so nice
163:49
i'm so cool and nice
163:52
come on diamond i'm just getting some
163:53
clothes for the end of dragon hitch
163:57
oh yeah we need to get down
164:04
hell yeah hell yeah oh
164:08
i only caught two of them huh i can't
164:11
even
164:11
pick with that you don't need um
164:16
on a bright green neon lipstick would
164:18
look beautiful on rose
164:20
you don't need crap yes let's i have an
164:22
idea
164:23
if you don't what
164:26
no nothing i was dying oh uh i have an
164:29
idea
164:31
i have an idea listen if you oh
164:35
that's going to be helpful for villagers
164:36
i found an emerald um
164:38
you can decide i'll get something on
164:40
amazon
164:43
wait should i give like oh [ __ ] that's
164:45
good should i give like
164:46
people can i can i give people access to
164:49
buy stuff on amazon
164:51
and just straight up it would just ship
164:52
to my uh shipped to a po box or an
164:54
address
164:55
doesn't like this is
165:00
oh you well no no i mean like they
165:01
decide on it
165:03
just you can just put anything on the
165:05
wish list and then get inside
165:07
you can pull up michael reeves and uh
165:10
make a twitter bot that automatically
165:11
buys stuff from amazon for you yeah no
165:13
that's a terrible plan
165:16
that's a terrible terrible plan i think
165:18
i could do like okay
165:20
if you donate with what you want if you
165:22
donate with what you want me to get on
165:24
amazon
165:25
we'll go and do that okay we'll go and
165:27
get what you said what you said
165:29
on stream will there be any diamonds in
165:33
this cave
165:35
who will i well i've already found two
165:39
yeah and i've got full diamond gear
165:41
what's your point my
165:43
that's not shut up yes
165:47
shut up listen i'm gonna go get myself
165:50
more diamonds than you and you're gonna
165:51
be scared you're gonna run for the hills
165:53
i found an egg yo
165:57
what cool
166:01
i was right that was a dope find i'm
166:04
gonna check his stream
166:07
i found two emeralds in a diamond in
166:08
like the space of a five block radius
166:12
oh please don't just be one diamond
166:15
oh that was just one diamond uh
166:19
never mind okay we're still good though
166:21
it's still good cool fine
166:22
still cool
166:27
that's alone marco i found the
166:29
equivalent of a red panda
166:32
oh a fox
166:35
marco and scorps are two different
166:36
people
166:40
i hit what hey
166:44
i'm not talking to you for the rest of
166:45
the stream okay i'm kidding
166:49
it hit a little bit too hard i think
166:53
uh have you ever heard of a concept
166:56
called bluff
166:57
no i'm not i like bragging more
167:04
oh
167:11
wait what you kind of put a mountain in
167:13
the way of it
167:14
oh sorry
167:18
whatever
167:22
i'll move that next time don't worry
167:25
would that be a waste
167:26
yeah probably what do you get from the
167:28
nether
167:29
you don't blaze rods
167:36
ah is this gonna be a waste how much do
167:37
i have there
167:40
that's gonna be a waste or would it
167:44
uh how would you make
167:48
books again in this game uh leather and
167:51
three paper which is three things
167:52
i'm like three irons before i could do
167:54
it i could do it though i have one
167:56
leather
167:57
let's get something like that trying to
167:58
find some iron yeah
168:00
i have a plug
168:11
oh yeah i forgot about the bread i've
168:12
been so dude i got kind of lucky with
168:14
this this is all my bread
168:17
my friend uh
168:20
okay feel free to take any food
168:24
oh imagine rose wearing a glow in the
168:27
dark what the [ __ ]
168:28
glow-in-the-dark green neon for you
168:32
we can get it but i
168:35
don't know if i don't know if green glow
168:37
in the dark lipstick would look
168:38
too great um
168:42
okay i'm going in my heart might not be
168:44
my style
168:46
that could not be my style how the [ __ ]
168:48
do you come out
168:49
from this game your style is i don't
168:53
have honestly
168:54
my style was last stream last stream i
168:56
think i look pretty [ __ ] dope
168:58
this stream i hate everything uh number
169:01
one
169:02
i am in the most ridiculous outfit that
169:04
you could have picked
169:06
i think i built this on a bad location
169:10
why as soon as i mind i can hear
169:13
out like skeletons
169:16
everything and lures don't go down sorry
169:20
do not let's let's look forward it was
169:23
like all right it'll be fine okay
169:27
this one this way looks peaceful
169:30
wait come up here real quick this way
169:32
does look peaceful you're right let's go
169:33
this way i bet you
169:34
it's gonna be diamonds oh my god i found
169:40
bedrock on a mine shaft that's kind of
169:42
neat
169:43
oh you're in the same mine shaft i was
169:46
really
169:47
yeah what was the bedrock uh well okay
169:50
well you didn't take anything from the
169:52
uh
169:52
from the chests which yeah because i got
169:54
i got like swarmed by like
169:57
20 skeletons
170:01
i just kind of just killed them and then
170:03
took out the spider spawner but that's
170:04
fine
170:05
i was on one heart exactly yesterday's
170:07
outfit was so dope was so dope because i
170:10
picked it and this time elora picked the
170:12
outfit laura picks
170:14
embarrassing stuff jesus christ
170:18
gorbs if you want me to be honest we
170:20
need um
170:22
we need water
170:26
now we just need two but that's all we
170:27
need to get
170:29
this what i was gonna do oh okay
170:32
you reminded me of my plans thank you
170:36
let me get that first i can hear lava
170:37
down here stop so
170:39
yeah just keep going that's all we need
170:40
and then we have not found diamond yet
170:44
let me let me show you my plan chat so
170:48
let's do that let's maybe do another one
170:50
if you come down
170:52
because i'm looking for diamonds and
170:54
lapis
170:55
more importantly um yeah if you come
170:58
down i can hit lava like
171:00
this way and
171:15
and we wait oh it's just it's this one
171:19
oh do you want to come back up here bb
171:22
tv chrome extension no
171:24
i think i think i use vid iq it's better
171:27
oh there's a mine shaft up here okay be
171:30
careful
171:31
i think i found diamonds master plan
171:34
it's it's a
171:34
it's a damn good plan listen i'll i'll
171:36
show you why it's a good plan
171:38
i'm gonna make mystic space better it's
171:39
not exactly a secret but it's still a
171:41
good plan
171:42
what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna use all
171:44
that to make buckets and i'm going to
171:45
grab the
171:46
i'm going to use all this i should only
171:49
need 10 buckets
171:51
and i need 10 inventory slots worth of
171:53
space
171:54
what are you beetroot i was right
171:58
how many diamonds did i get i don't need
172:01
that okay
172:02
so 10 inventory slots don't really need
172:05
that uh cool
172:11
and i need four more buckets
172:15
finn do you have diamonds i have three
172:18
diamonds
172:20
all you need i don't i only need to
172:24
i didn't need any of them really
172:28
now but what do you need oh what do i
172:31
need i need uh i need ender pearls
172:35
yeah have fun with that oh
172:43
you might want this i'm not going down
172:46
because i've got
172:47
a [ __ ]
172:50
what's your favorite color i'm asking
172:52
rose not finn what would be rose's
172:54
favorite color
172:56
[ __ ] pink like a little bit okay it's
172:58
pink there you go
172:59
no it's like it's rose the favorite
173:00
color
173:03
uh it's a dark shade rhodes
173:07
rose's favorite color is pink finn's
173:08
favorite color is blue
173:10
oh thanks [ __ ] like
173:13
that's uh that's a beautiful
173:18
wait can i yep wow
173:22
that small purple i think right red
173:24
passion
173:32
18th may okay oh i'm adding it now
173:36
you you i
173:47
jesus christ
173:50
was there anything interesting in that
173:52
mineco
173:54
in that mine cave i don't know
173:56
[Laughter]
173:59
what an off-brand what off-brand
174:01
minecraft game is
174:03
two diamonds into mine oh my
174:08
clearly mine caves are better yeah my my
174:11
my mine caves are doing me good mine
174:15
not sure about you be careful zombie
174:17
three zombies [ __ ]
174:20
so many pigs so many peaks
174:23
i could invite all the i can invite the
174:25
subs i'll invite uh i'll invite you
174:26
thirdeen
174:27
uh i'll do that now there's too many
174:29
times
174:31
so many subs
174:34
you can make it you can make it wait you
174:36
know what i have an idea
174:38
just because you can make actually any
174:40
size portal and this would look kind of
174:41
cool
174:42
so i'm gonna do this okay sculpture
174:46
manage the nether portal um
174:49
i need to go and get water i need to
174:51
function
174:55
water you make it a three by three
175:02
no there is a mini zombie i don't like
175:04
those
175:07
give me water yeah behind us
175:14
i'm so good at the game oh do you have
175:16
any spell office
175:17
yes i will just give me a moment i'm
175:19
good at the game water water number two
175:22
you need two to make
175:23
more oh
175:26
give me that water this is such a good
175:30
place for a house by the way mystic
175:34
where do you have your house mystic i
175:35
know i don't know
175:38
you picked me back up i want to know
175:41
just for loud it's hidden it is hidden
175:45
message me on minecraft no
175:51
i'm gonna yeah okay
175:54
can i have that one on earth
175:59
what i just what just
176:03
what just occurred i just need leggings
176:06
and i'm full diamond game the lag
176:12
it's gonna be any over there that looks
176:13
like a ravine okay i'm gonna go mine in
176:15
unique diamond here as well there's some
176:18
over there again
176:19
did i not actually grab that other water
176:20
was that it
176:23
minecraft you are a craw minecraft plays
176:25
cruel jokes on ourselves sometimes
176:29
fine can you get it i think i haven't
176:32
gone this way so
176:33
i only got diamonds hey nice
176:38
do you want your diamonds i got eight
176:41
one's the business of this i didn't even
176:44
get water from this
176:45
oh [ __ ] i got eight as well okay
176:52
wow
176:54
marco is so proud of himself and hitch
176:56
is just like oh i'll find another eight
176:58
cool i've got full diamond gear right
177:02
yeah well i don't and finally
177:06
fine
177:17
she doesn't want to live with murderers
177:19
she is a murderer
177:21
she is oh yeah sorry i forgot you're a
177:23
murderer one
177:24
murderers stick together not a murderer
177:28
stick together that's what a murderer
177:30
would say
177:33
probably isn't a murder would say
177:35
exactly
177:36
oh i found eggs too that's exactly what
177:38
a murderer would say
177:41
actually i'm gonna kill you you stole
177:43
all the lapis
177:45
no you dropped it back to me
177:49
i feel like i like my profession better
177:51
than just
177:52
teamwork huh you do you
177:55
either train your trader oh yeah sorry
177:58
stan warden
178:00
what keyboard my keyboards my keyboard's
178:03
not any weird gaming one it's it was a
178:05
keyboard that was
178:06
it was originally a good price and then
178:08
it went up but it's like a typewriter
178:10
style mechanical keyboard
178:12
and it's got like it's made of zinc and
178:14
wood and it's so
178:15
cool and i love it so much and i will
178:18
never trade it
178:19
because it is great it's 50 dollars for
178:22
it
178:23
what if i still like 200 now 200 and
178:25
something
178:26
oh my god yeah it's it they they made it
178:29
expensive i didn't get it when it was
178:30
that expensive though
178:31
it was when i got it it was like 110 but
178:34
it's still good
178:36
he plays with a typewriter i do hold on
178:38
let me show you
178:41
look at that circle keycaps look at that
178:43
[Music]
178:45
really cool i like them a lot
178:51
[Music]
178:54
hell yeah ruby
178:57
or lipsense
179:06
clicky keyboards are amazing i love them
179:08
right where would you
179:10
wait yeah you wouldn't be dying oh
179:16
things around them no why why did i just
179:20
get fires around me
179:22
guess the gods just don't like you the
179:25
gods do not approve
179:28
she gave me a fat flower oh it's on us
179:30
grab them oh that's nice
179:31
oh my god yes i want that i need gravel
179:34
where's gravel we need gravel
179:36
i've got like a hundred and ten on it
179:40
you do need gravel no you don't really
179:43
how do you light a portal
179:45
love bucket and wood yeah oh my god
179:48
that's so much time
179:50
no it isn't i want to be able to
179:51
re-light it easily
180:00
yeah there you go gravel immediately got
180:02
me a flint within three gravel
180:04
easy if it makes couple more if finn
180:07
couple wants his mystic space i'd laugh
180:09
no no i'm being i built a giant good
180:11
nether portal
180:12
watch it's going to be so cool they made
180:14
it a version of the game you can make
180:15
like an infinite sized nether portal
180:18
not infinite but really big and i'll
180:20
show you
180:22
corpse same spawn oh i don't know why
180:25
yes oh my god this cave is big
180:29
big bottle
180:32
you're gonna have to just um
180:36
wait no i don't want to go in yet i need
180:37
food uh do we have any good
180:39
oh food and i've got golden apple hell
180:42
yeah i'm kind of prepared
180:44
finn are you coming to the portal shut
180:47
up
180:50
i've got a gift for we're gonna have
180:52
different sides of the room
180:54
oh oh one hot three spawn point set nice
180:58
score and i'm coming with heart people
181:01
who don't like clicking keyboards or
181:02
figure
181:03
right i'm i'm good keyboards are the
181:05
best keyboards
181:10
where are you going in
181:13
i'm going down oh wait what the [ __ ]
181:17
who died in the nether recently leave
181:20
myself
181:21
oh no no hitch you can have it back just
181:23
don't kill me give me
181:24
all of the stuff now yeah jesus
181:28
christ man i'm not
181:32
that's all i picked up look there's
181:34
you've got i need to move there's more i
181:36
did i
181:36
had a full inventory it's literally you
181:38
picked it up there hold on
181:39
wait hold him hostage i'm coming to
181:41
interact
181:42
literally threw it all down what else
181:44
would there what else would there be
181:46
you're um
181:50
check the stream there's like
181:54
there's like nothing else that you had
181:56
that i can see maybe had cobblestone
181:58
go over there
182:02
everything else is mine here yeah
182:08
i mean interesting you're in ah turf
182:11
here
182:12
i made the portal no you did not i was
182:15
the first one
182:16
i don't care i was the first one to get
182:19
out alive
182:22
well finn
182:25
this is my home you're now in my turf
182:27
[ __ ] okay
182:28
you know what i'm still oh my god
182:32
you know what i've had enough you no i
182:35
was i
182:35
this is i earned this oh my god dude
182:38
there's a pigment
182:40
why would you hit a pigment that's a
182:43
terrible idea
182:45
don't kill me we're not on teams
182:48
remember but i gave you your [ __ ] back i
182:51
couldn't
182:52
i gave you your [ __ ] back you're not
182:54
gonna don't kill
183:00
you don't know how to trade you have to
183:02
say i'm going to give you
183:04
[ __ ] if you don't kill me i did say that
183:07
i did say exactly that and she [ __ ]
183:10
agreed
183:17
shut the [ __ ] up i've got to go record a
183:19
video after this i can leave
183:20
any time i can close this whole damn
183:22
roll down
183:33
no you knocked it of [ __ ] in a bit into
183:34
lava i had diamonds emeralds [ __ ]
183:36
stuff shut up you bad you bad i hate you
183:40
i'm holding your items until you get
183:42
back no it but most of it burning lava i
183:44
was off the edge when i died
183:46
seems like a you issue it seems like a
183:48
you issue when i reap when i oh wait
183:50
hold on if you kick me
183:54
i'm going to oh you're
183:58
oh no i'm i'm with [ __ ] oh my god that's
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so pretty
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wait what just happened
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i've saw something really beautiful i
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just changed your name
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no wait why no i saw what you did
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no you didn't meet him
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you're calling me you're calling me
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right now
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i guess you had me back no you're
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already in the game i don't know what
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you're talking about
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okay if we're playing like that
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hold up
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i can i've got to go record a video i
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genuinely do have to record a video like
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i've got to get a raid going
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like um all right it's some i will leave
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a score and scopes died yeah let's go do
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it
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soldiers have seen anyone like minecraft
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hey listen bud
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didn't they kill me twice uh i do have
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to go right i have to i have to go raid
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raider base um anyway
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rage time dude i'm gonna rage quit i'm
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gonna i rage quit i've done it
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i've done it anyway if you ch
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if you enjoyed this dream oh my god
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hope you enjoyed the stream here is my
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outfit yet again for those of you that
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missed it
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oh my god
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oh but um i'll be getting it i'll be
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getting your dark red uh lipstick pixels
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feet i'm not gonna show feed god damn it
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not again i didn't show them last time
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but still no
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don't ask me again anyway thanks so much
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for watching
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i'll see you in the next one bye