00:00
go on a walk now now that i know how
00:01
that works uh
00:03
but i'm gonna charge my phone first
00:05
because it's gonna be
00:07
death oh yeah you still need to go on a
00:09
walk because of zorro
00:11
oh yeah sorry we're getting out of here
00:24
oh my god you can see the gif now okay i
00:27
know
00:27
it's not it's not bad but should we get
00:30
warning in the call
00:33
yeah probably i don't know
00:37
and then as soon as my phone is charged
00:39
which i'm put it's on a fast charger so
00:41
it shouldn't be too long
00:42
but um we'll go and uh
00:45
we'll go and we'll we'll go outside on a
00:47
walk on a nice walk
00:49
by the way more scary stuff we're going
00:52
to go around my park
00:53
at night time at 1am that's so funny fun
00:56
hey elise hey at least you're in the
00:58
non-outfit
01:01
people then what up boy oh jesus oh my
01:04
goodness
01:07
oh [ __ ] sorry laura doesn't like us
01:09
anymore
01:10
i know she left well i mean no i she
01:12
does she was just like she wanted it to
01:13
be me and
01:14
me now because i mean she wanted me to
01:16
be terrified with just her
01:18
uh and i didn't want to be terrified
01:20
scare you yeah she did she did real well
01:23
like oh god damn it oh my gosh we're on
01:25
here now okay
01:26
i was on the wrong version can i can i
01:28
invite someone
01:29
oh zorro here
01:33
you got your presents there you go
01:38
lots of items for all what is my holy
01:40
crap voice chat
01:41
so bad excuse me
01:44
i'm gonna i'm excited for the walk we'll
01:46
go on a walk okay
01:48
and here do you have the xp levels i'm
01:52
getting my phone all charged up so we
01:53
can go on a walk
01:54
okay
01:57
this is a terrible idea and it's gonna
01:59
be so fun wow
02:00
[ __ ] in the meantime while this phone's
02:03
like
02:04
charging i should have charged it way
02:06
before i don't know why i didn't
02:08
um i'm trying to make air i'm trying to
02:11
just close everything so it's real quick
02:19
this is perfect he can join whenever he
02:21
wants
02:22
i don't know oh should we do something
02:24
about um these
02:26
what are you doing on my what are you
02:27
doing on my minecraft phone my whole
02:29
song
02:29
look at me look at me um
02:45
uh anything oh hi finn uh i did some
02:48
renovations like a lot of regular
02:50
animations
02:52
okay so you left uh you left
02:55
you left the i left the minecraft realm
02:57
up and running it's changed a little bit
02:59
uh here you go there's this oh yeah holy
03:02
[ __ ] look at the names of the items
03:05
different color mystic gift for rose
03:07
finn but you know
03:08
just in case you you don't know who that
03:10
is
03:12
a saddle a princess rose tiara
03:16
[Music]
03:17
an exposed cleavage a see-through skirt
03:21
some killer 12 inch heels and roses
03:25
of course uh a butterfly knife pretty
03:28
good
03:28
i love my subs and fans a gold digger
03:31
nice a thought sniper
03:33
a water bucket that's a creative name a
03:35
hook
03:39
handcuff keys jesus christ does it get
03:41
does it get more and more
03:42
for rose's makeup brush does it get more
03:44
and more intense it goes down
03:46
zorro's hundred dollars five of them
03:49
and another one
03:52
okay okay okay i i i got to like we're
03:55
just like
03:57
i got some hooker and hank of keys i was
03:58
like oh okay this is going to be bad
04:00
this is going to be very bad
04:04
oh the gold the gods gold digger very
04:07
smart
04:08
it wasn't this is supposed to be funny
04:10
so
04:12
what oh is it is it just more
04:16
is it this is it okay
04:20
why am i not picking them up somehow oh
04:22
no
04:24
one snatched them
04:51
closet oh jesus is this this is my
04:53
walking did you read the sign on the
04:54
cauldron
04:56
[Laughter]
04:58
good lord you might have maybe something
05:01
down here
05:02
we're going to be selling this by the
05:03
pine this is quite a closet
05:05
uh uh fin come here you've also got
05:17
okay four of them one for each cheek
05:20
four blushes
05:32
it's good storage very nice spare
05:34
weapons
05:36
oh my god damn you've been caving
05:39
there's farm oh i think i just punched
05:41
it no i didn't there's a farm over here
05:46
oh don't crush it
05:49
what the [ __ ] this is gonna be your room
05:51
because i couldn't i
05:53
i just wanted to do something the
05:54
villagers and boats are gonna be my room
05:56
huh oh god i'm in the boat
05:57
no over spin up here oh
06:00
oh my god quickly don't do that guys
06:18
i don't know why they happened when i
06:20
was gone today
06:22
i like how emma's the only one of these
06:23
ones with a normal human name
06:26
because the other because i was gonna
06:27
name it emma and then put slime's
06:29
manager after it and then i'm like
06:31
that's too long of a name kill the dogs
06:34
no
06:34
no no i'm not gonna kill the puffers
06:37
uh donate a hundred dollars and we will
06:40
oh my god
06:43
don't do it oh wardrobe
07:00
excuse me how much of that can i do am i
07:05
allowed to do that
07:06
on twitch stream well um well didn't
07:08
find out
07:09
who knows man okay cool my bed my
07:13
my lovely bed you didn't like the hooker
07:16
i didn't i liked it no i did like the
07:18
hooker i just didn't have no use for it
07:19
that's probably oh god hold on let me
07:22
put on
07:23
because he is it yeah i had to put on my
07:26
sim propellant real quick
07:28
oh my god i got both roses
07:32
i'll leave one in the chest just in case
07:33
i lose one
07:37
heck okay what do you want
07:41
what happened to the wait oh okay he's
07:42
down there still what's this gonna be
07:45
what's this gonna be what is this even
07:48
oh you just put
07:49
stairs and stuff in a cave the wheat
07:50
farm oh that's kind of cool
07:53
there's a weeper and sugarcane farm down
07:54
there oh that's so neat look at that
07:57
shooting oh yeah am i finn another
08:00
presence here
08:01
uh huh i'm inviting a friend over
08:06
what finn lost his bull oh
08:11
i'm inviting a friend no don't kill my
08:14
friend
08:14
no that's not that's your friend i'm
08:16
sorry
08:18
friend oh yeah yeah chad apparently
08:22
hello buddy because you're hitting me
08:26
he's not chill he was hitting me what
08:28
was what no look at him he's chill
08:30
where are you he's trying to give the
08:32
hug look at that
08:34
wait what the heck is joe look he's oh
08:36
oh
08:37
he's not so chill
08:44
i'm never dating a girl because of you
08:48
what because of me at least now i have
08:51
my balls back up
08:52
uh no
09:04
i hope he continues to cross-dress after
09:06
the bed is over but not as frequently
09:07
but still doing it i probably will
09:09
like i mean i've gotten so good at it
09:13
i look just like minks
09:17
oh my gosh you do stop wig reveal i am
09:26
oh yeah um about this big tower here
09:28
that's what we use
09:29
to do water bucket jumps off to give it
09:32
a try i could totally win one of those
09:33
give me a minute i can do this also
09:35
finn you want to know something that
09:36
zaro and cool did for two days
09:39
straight um they decided to make a bet
09:41
with each other
09:42
and run into the nether blind to see how
09:44
long they could survive in there and
09:45
they've ended up dying like ten thousand
09:47
times in there
09:48
uh
09:51
they're just like hey let's see how long
09:53
we can arrive with another before
09:55
oh i gave you some you didn't even get
09:57
it
09:58
but he already has one here there's a
10:01
ladder
10:02
okay okay okay let's get this give me
10:04
your butt i got the bread
10:06
yeah but there's no competition
10:10
i know good have you no hitch is allowed
10:12
back on have you ever played king of the
10:13
ladder
10:15
do you mind you're playing yeah get down
10:18
there's my ladder
10:19
there's a fish pond king of the ladder
10:21
is so fun
10:22
we should play that yes makeup tutorials
10:24
i just want to know how you do it
10:27
sorrow finn's made his audience things
10:30
made his audience
10:31
step down sit down you're part of my
10:34
audience
10:36
you got finn made his audience gay
10:38
they're gonna kill you
10:40
i know i know as soon as zarro gets up
10:42
there he's gonna punch you off
10:44
no i'm not i'll stay here i'll stay here
10:45
until you jump i'll stay here i will
10:47
water bucket
10:48
it's going to be fun how tall is this
10:51
ladder
10:54
oh yeah there's a block limit so i was
10:55
right okay disappointed there's nothing
10:57
like what i've got
10:59
disappointed there's no saint patrick's
11:00
day eagle saint patrick's day was so
11:03
close to either easter or something else
11:05
that i was like ah
11:06
maybe not when we were saying patrick's
11:07
day what month and then may came along
11:09
and that's why everything changed yeah i
11:11
was gonna uh i didn't want to do
11:12
something today was the
11:13
14th of march also what was i going to
11:15
do joseph was a
11:16
leprechaun
11:20
i did say i was going to start
11:21
cosplaying my friends like their
11:23
minecraft skins
11:24
i thought that would be fun oh my okay
11:26
watch this listen you're all there
11:28
i see your two blue dots yeah i see you
11:31
standing up there
11:32
i'm coming to see you hey bud i'm i mean
11:35
right at the door
11:36
watch this ah oh wait i look
11:40
yeah and i'm home home free get out of
11:42
my home it's my home now
11:44
i claim it let's go chat let's go
11:47
dude do you not have a water bucket
11:51
no if i jump i'd die hey do it
12:07
okay so we've got a mass murder stream
12:09
today
12:14
okay this is fun i tried to place the
12:16
water
12:17
no you didn't try you just watched i saw
12:20
you no i was running up to you but you
12:21
fell like directly down i was all the
12:23
way down here
12:25
i was like over here why are you there
12:28
because i thought you jumped where i
12:29
jumped
12:31
no hey your chest
12:34
you're stupid you have to catch me
12:36
that's not how that works
12:38
your chest goes there there's so many
12:39
dead oh my god cool why
12:41
this is scarier than resident evil yeah
12:43
it is something else from me
12:45
making bad bets what have you done
12:48
making horrible bets yes
12:50
hold on all right so whoever can nuke
12:53
the most zombie pigman
12:54
we were supposed to kill the dragon i
12:56
don't know i was a competition have you
12:57
not killed the dragon yet
12:59
no we're waiting for you oh we've been
13:02
waiting for you because we don't want to
13:03
do anything with you
13:04
have you found the before have you found
13:06
the fortress
13:08
nope they've been dying in the nether
13:10
over and over again have we at least got
13:12
and i've just been i've just been here
13:14
why is there a villager in the nether
13:15
i don't this time i'm gonna just go and
13:19
kill them real quickly
13:20
have we at least got enough like uh
13:23
blaze stuff for it
13:25
uh no probably not it's probably all
13:27
being destroyed
13:30
and ender pro oh that's good one ender
13:33
pearl
13:35
yeah sorry oh my god my brain is so
13:38
small
13:39
right now i almost hit a zombie pigman
13:41
right now
13:42
that's a great idea speed run with it
13:51
i'm so heavily geared compared to the
13:53
first time i was here and i guarantee
13:54
you
13:55
i'm still going to die it's just going
13:58
to just
13:59
oh maybe not yep oh
14:02
by the way i have to message hitch and
14:04
tell him he's not banned anymore
14:06
yeah did they not know that i almost
14:07
died no because he said he couldn't join
14:10
because he was like really blacklisted
14:12
or something oh
14:14
no he's fine also i've still managed to
14:17
not find i i killed them and they didn't
14:19
even die
14:21
what my blazes where's the blaze there's
14:23
a blaze spawner over here
14:25
oh oh yeah i have a bow it's fine
14:29
we need like 10 we need 10 or 11 uh
14:32
ender pearls though
14:33
uh in order to find the portal to go and
14:36
eat the dragon
14:37
well we would we would need
14:38
theoretically we would need a little
14:40
more
14:40
in case some break yeah because the
14:44
portal normally spawns if like one or
14:46
two in it i think
14:47
if it it's too for very rare i believe
14:50
i've still not even got a single
14:52
enderpeal oh i mean
14:54
blaze right you killed it while it was
14:55
over the lava so you wouldn't have got
14:56
it anyway
14:57
drop though even if it had dropped you
15:00
would have got it i killed like
15:01
i've killed like 20 of these things and
15:02
they don't even just spawn so i can
15:05
you know what i'm so pissed that i'm
15:07
playing this game alone with the
15:08
donations of mystic and coal
15:11
and you are you have everything from him
15:13
from them you have like
15:15
you're playing this alone okay yes i got
15:18
one i got a blazer
15:19
you know what i mean mystic right like
15:22
yes i know what you mean
15:23
i'm trying to go solo and i
15:28
[Music]
15:30
i'm a famous celebrity yeah that's true
15:33
i am
15:34
famous oh very nice
15:53
that should god not all of it
15:56
we need to okay that's good two more
15:58
blaze rods and we get it
16:01
blaze come over here buddy oh
16:06
whoops
16:10
that's great you know he could have came
16:12
back the day that he got banned but okay
16:14
[Music]
16:17
why is everyone cheering for hitch which
16:19
is awful and you're terrible
16:20
but now i out here so it's fine
16:26
you're not and he's full diamond
16:29
i have to pay my debts we have a level
16:32
30
16:33
uh enchantment table nice nice
16:37
nice do you know welcome to the game too
16:40
no i don't i don't know how to welcome
16:42
that game is so good but
16:43
i don't know that game either what is so
16:46
good
16:47
so you're like a sort of hacker or
16:49
something i don't know you're in like a
16:51
room
16:51
wait is it the hacker
16:55
i have no idea oh i tapped into [ __ ]
16:58
resident evil
16:58
oh god damn it that was it
17:02
no i already did uh okay so you have to
17:06
like
17:06
go into the deep web to try to save a
17:09
girl
17:10
why you know i saw that i saw jack sucks
17:12
at live play like oh jack sucks
17:14
jack jack sceptica that's the one sex
17:21
i know my phone's on uh my phone's on
17:23
thirty percent
17:25
my phone said blank you guys
17:28
let his nerves calm down for a few just
17:30
let his nerves
17:31
no i could i would do it i would 100 go
17:34
i'm just waiting for the phone to charge
17:36
and then i'm going to go outside in
17:37
twitch stream
17:39
we're going to try to guest on which
17:42
blaze spawner you guys went to i don't
17:43
it's fun and scary if it's scary
17:46
the one that's straight ahead awesome
17:50
we've got enough stuff uh we've pretty
17:52
much got it you kind of came a bit late
17:54
but
17:56
very sorry also uh chat
17:59
oh in fact hey bud come here hey bud uh
18:02
hey chat we need to decide
18:04
what heels is what heels is this thing
18:05
going on a walk-in then
18:07
what are we doing let's not do the
18:09
12-inch ones the ones that are really
18:10
bright
18:12
there's not 12 inches i would be like
18:13
seven foot if they were 12 inches
18:15
they're like
18:15
six well still they look pretty dang
18:19
tall and i don't want you to break your
18:20
ankle
18:22
i know what outlast is i'm not playing
18:23
out last i watched the play through all
18:25
my
18:26
table if finn plays outlast i am
18:28
literally just
18:29
not gonna turn into a to tune into that
18:31
stream i don't want that game
18:33
to be played by him he is too like
18:37
that's too that's too much no yes or no
18:41
definitely not someone said red these
18:44
like uh there's these
18:46
you should wear the pink ones i got your
18:48
knees they match
18:49
the wig they match the everything oh my
18:52
god
18:53
oh yeah the ones that match the yeah
18:56
oh wait you know what hold on uh do i
18:59
have
19:01
uh let me see if i do have these because
19:03
if i do then everyone's gonna [ __ ]
19:04
love me forever
19:11
then if this if this is on a normal day
19:13
how many weird looks did you get
19:15
like if it wasn't during quarantine mid
19:17
like midday
19:21
would you get weird looks or would you
19:22
get the looks
19:29
i went out too i went out to put the
19:31
bins out the one time
19:32
and i someone was walking down the
19:34
street at the time so i was like [ __ ] it
19:35
just don't look at him
19:36
just like put the bids out it's fine you
19:38
just do it while i was dressed like this
19:39
by the way
19:40
and i got like someone they went they
19:42
made like a noise they were like oh
19:43
[ __ ] and i was like oh [ __ ] and i went
19:46
inside
19:47
i didn't say the [ __ ] part but i was my
19:49
brain but they made a noise
19:50
and i got real scared no it was like
19:53
it's like the
19:54
whistle it's like the whistle yeah
19:58
yeah catcall you should have uh brought
20:00
him up on it and said uh
20:01
hey you want to come inside
20:04
i was way too scared for that no hold on
20:07
hey bro what are you mad hey bro what
20:10
are you okay
20:12
now you just just have said thanks bro
20:15
appreciate it you just gotta
20:21
just whistled right back at him yeah
20:24
that like businessman lowered your voice
20:27
as low as it could go
20:29
thanks on fire that would be cool
20:41
uh because i want to show my
20:43
appreciation and support
20:45
appreciate it no no no no no it's
20:47
because finn is hot that's why
20:49
ah yeah yeah yeah there we go look how
20:52
hot that is
20:55
he's scalding a hot chat it's me like oh
20:58
my gosh
20:59
hey good uh i'm on fire right now uh
21:02
no you're not you're fine no i'm not
21:05
you're fine
21:06
imagine just looking at someone on fire
21:08
and now you're fine stop dropping wall
21:10
roll what even is that you're gonna
21:12
there you go oh
21:13
you can't be on fire anymore i'm on fire
21:17
this is so nice hold on unless cool
21:20
takes the water
21:21
yeah like that immediately
21:26
hold on this is mainly going for warmth
21:29
but i know chat will also like it
21:31
i don't know deer i'll show you
21:34
how cold is it right now like outside
21:37
for you just outside damn i have an idea
21:40
well for me it's like warm-ish
21:44
which is like oh it's like what i am
21:46
though
21:48
it's only like five o'clock here
21:52
hey chad see temperature is currently
21:54
eight degrees celsius which is quite
21:56
warm
21:56
oh i have your tools by the way i think
21:59
i think there you go
22:00
that's that's what you get chat no i
22:02
should have done a three two one
22:03
countdown stealing tools
22:06
oh no what heels what heels are you
22:08
going with oh no it wasn't even just
22:10
that
22:17
as well i can see an armor alike and i'm
22:20
scared oh no i already did it
22:25
i already showed it off
22:28
holy [ __ ] i need to sit down and do this
22:31
i already showed it off we all were
22:32
waiting for something i already did
22:35
show it show the leg i did i see it i
22:38
see an arm
22:39
i already did it yeah your stream was
22:41
quite delayed your stream is delayed my
22:43
dude it's not delayed
22:45
yes it is am i sitting down right now
22:49
no yes yeah now you are yeah no i
22:51
already did it
22:53
show it again oh my god it's like four
22:56
seconds behind
22:58
for me i know i've got it open as well
23:06
hell yeah bud oh jesus
23:10
oh he went for it that's what we're
23:14
doing today
23:17
nice yep okay
23:21
oh that looks cool i like that oh yeah
23:24
[ __ ] i recently upgraded my phone plan
23:26
maybe the internet would be a little bit
23:27
better
23:28
uh so what i do when i go on a walk okay
23:33
let's see do i wonder if i have like a
23:37
a thing to put my phone on i should use
23:39
duct tape
23:41
should we do that you could use duct
23:43
tape for what you can use
23:44
duct tape so i have like a phone arm
23:46
thing shall we duct tape it to your hat
23:50
let's not use duct tape because it will
23:52
tear hair off your arm
23:56
i think you should then java minecraft
23:58
sword or anything hey ruby
24:10
okay see if you have one just say if you
24:14
do or don't
24:17
i told you ruby was awake finn
24:20
why are you gonna change your skin by
24:21
the way it's gonna stay like this hold
24:23
on
24:24
it's gonna stay exactly like this
24:28
forever this is what it's gonna be for
24:29
the rest of time
24:32
should it be for the rest of the month
24:37
holy [ __ ] should it just be for the rest
24:40
of the month and you go back
24:41
yeah probably if not if i don't have one
24:44
if i don't get a selfie stick or
24:46
something i will find like a
24:48
big old stick and then just duct tape
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and just tape your phone to it
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i mean honestly you're getting more
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views like this so you may as well just
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stay like this
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hey fun fact i could walk around with
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this hey what
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oh my god why you'll see in her later
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here we are that's a gun
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well walking around that with with that
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arms rat if you like refresh the page
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for the stream it's not as delayed
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anymore
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he showed off the gun like oh my god
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hell yeah look at that dude this is oh
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my gosh i'm shutting everyone on fire
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i just think water's hot okay thanks
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water right over here
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oh yeah there's this here is my phone
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too big
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we should can you not pull it up at all
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no i'm so smart
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that's how it's supposed to work shut up
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i'm just so smart
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oh [ __ ]
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my finger you pinch your finger yeah are
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you so
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clever i'm so [ __ ] oh wait till what
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[ __ ]
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i'm so clever i'm so clever i've got an
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idea i already had the idea before you
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i'm so clever
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this is a different idea except instead
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of lava bucketing people y'all are just
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[ __ ] people
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um [ __ ] god i forgot that was the same
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donation message
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jesus oh it was you you little [ __ ] you
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little [ __ ]
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oh you're more than welcome yeah you're
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welcome oh my god
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okay oh jesus this thing's so big
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oh my god you need to change that next
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stream
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i was going to say that but i was i
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refrained because i'm
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humane how did the chicken get up here
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um because i was throwing eggs earlier
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hey ruby
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hey ruby do you have earphones oh warden
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oh
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there's chicken on the other side and
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there's lava
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warden why did you do this
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[Music]
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oh my god did you kill me hitch killed
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all of
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oh you suck
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he covered the portal with lava oh my
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god you lost all your stuff
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you have a few of it in here
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i have a few of it no but it was the
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named one
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no he still has his pants in there okay
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i've been losing my stuff all over again
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like 10 times
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all right i've got a plan hitch you have
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to pay me back
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you have to pay me back i'll give it to
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him that was
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that was hilarious that was hilarious
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no i can't do this no you know how many
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times i've lost stuff in this game and
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like i'm
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i'm starting to be in negative numbers
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with you guys
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i cannot pay my debts anymore where's my
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where's my shirt where's my shirt i had
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a thing oh what's this one i have like
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good headphones
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i don't know how the microphone is gonna
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find out though aren't we bud
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as soon as i heard lava and i'm just
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like oh jesus
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as soon as i heard lava do you sleep as
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soon as as soon as i heard
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lava i'm just like oh lord do i sleep
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with one on
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all of this i don't know i don't see of
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your yeah
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why would i sleep with this on oh my god
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that's a terrible idea
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also i like how i'm streaming in
29:30
resident evil 3 i haven't even changed
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[ __ ] i tapped in again god damn it
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please leave
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oh no i mean just chatting okay cool i
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am alright
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thank you i'm going in because we don't
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if you don't have blocks you're not
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going to get to do anything oh [ __ ]
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pitch you suck why are you being so
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annoying
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gordon hey is everybody
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there is hey isn't everyone so happy
30:09
that i brought hitch back onto the
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server
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oh yeah are you trying to smack
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i i don't get what you're doing cool i
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don't know i'm just punching the ceiling
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because we can't get back through
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without dying so
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my phone's on 50 battery shall i should
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i shall i go
30:26
should we go should we do the thing
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should we go
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yeah how much battery so you can have
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time to like
30:35
all right stream this is gonna i'm gonna
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go on a walk now okay
30:41
this is gonna be entertaining
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uh we'll see okay
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it's just wow
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going to go down for about one to two
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minutes
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and then i'm gonna come back on the
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phone okay see you there scary
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stream's gonna go down i'm gonna be on
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the phone let's go