00:00
works i disconnected from discord if
00:02
this actually gets uploaded as a video
00:04
then it may have worked
00:06
it's [ __ ] discord are you kidding
00:12
it was discord all along i'm not gonna
00:13
be able to be with my friends oh wow
00:15
we can do it but we can't talk to anyone
00:20
that's not gonna be terrifying okay it's
00:22
working now all right fine
00:25
this is gonna be so cool
00:28
fine and i really hope i'm not gonna
00:30
know if this goes down
00:32
so please if it goes down
00:36
just spam it went down or i'm just gonna
00:38
be walking around
00:41
hi robert robert
00:48
what's up you look so good
00:52
i'm gonna go on a walk outside yes
00:54
outside my one allotted walk of the day
00:58
would you like to come with me
01:04
you look so good she's into rupaul's
01:07
drag race
01:08
no i was watching it all day i know you
01:10
were i can hear it
01:12
oh my god i can hear it in your room
01:14
going
01:15
shantae you stay oh
01:20
do you check the voice for anything else
01:23
wait did it go down
01:24
disappointment please tell me to go down
01:26
okay is it up
01:28
it always just says live for me so i
01:30
have no clue
01:33
if i get mugged everyone will see it on
01:35
camera you're good okay cool
01:39
it was discord maybe i should try a
01:41
phone oh it's so cold
01:42
oh god my hair
01:47
i'm not locking the door they're gonna
01:48
have their own problems
01:51
my room look it's all lit up oh [ __ ] i
01:53
can't even do it
01:54
oh damn if i could i would exit out this
01:57
app if i didn't know it was gonna be
01:58
full [ __ ] up draken she's there
02:00
that's her room reckon she's watching us
02:04
she's not watching us i thought she'd be
02:06
like appearing out the window
02:10
can you hear these heels and me not
02:12
being able to walk in them
02:14
at all hold on let me hide my key
02:19
and yeah no i don't know why they don't
02:21
make dresses with pockets in them
02:24
guys the victim has left the house
02:29
guys we can rob him now oh [ __ ]
02:33
yeah it is these like my heels are just
02:35
all [ __ ] [ __ ] you uppy
02:38
hey this was such a good idea who had
02:40
this idea was this my idea this is such
02:42
a good idea
02:43
why did i [ __ ] what if celestia raised
02:46
me [ __ ]
02:47
out can someone go and [ __ ] with
02:48
celestia's chat and say finn's walking
02:50
around outside
02:51
just so she can just so i can see the
02:53
reaction from her
02:56
oh my god it's a terrible plan
03:00
i can't even lean on a wall my heels
03:02
what did you why are we doing this in
03:04
heels
03:05
i did this all to avoid playing a scary
03:06
game and i honestly i don't know if i
03:08
regret it or not
03:11
is that a guy is that a guy
03:16
is that a guy no it's a steering wheel
03:21
i'm i'm just gonna go in the middle of
03:22
the [ __ ] road
03:25
and i can actually reach out how is this
03:27
better than
03:28
how is this better than resident evil um
03:32
i don't know but look how freaky this
03:33
all looks my road
03:35
okay you cannot tell but like my road is
03:37
like
03:39
all right so cool at night i kind of
03:42
enjoy walking around at night
03:44
now i don't know whether this is like
03:47
something that people don't like doing
03:51
but it's so [ __ ] calming and relaxing
03:53
is it not really
03:56
i should take these [ __ ] heels off
04:00
it's so [ __ ] calming though because
04:02
you get to just like
04:03
no one's around i think that's just i
04:06
grew up like
04:07
loving being awake at night what if
04:09
someone's like just behind me
04:11
she's someone following me oh [ __ ]
04:15
i just grew up really liking uh the
04:18
quiet and the night time i guess so this
04:20
is kind of cool there's just glass on
04:21
the ground
04:25
finish a cult it's a cute horse
04:34
just echoey street there's [ __ ] hair
04:38
everywhere
04:40
[ __ ] i'm breathing it in
04:45
what does it smell so bad over here
04:49
if you see a van hop in is there a
04:52
there's going to be a cute boy with a
04:53
van i'm gonna get right in
04:57
he's gonna wake up the neighborhood it's
04:59
only 1am
05:00
everyone's got shitty sleep schedules
05:02
anyway what do you expect
05:04
what do you expect from me oh i thought
05:06
that was a car
05:08
i mean it was a car i just thought it
05:09
was behind me
05:11
i just heard car noise and i was looking
05:13
straight forward and i saw like car
05:15
there and i thought there was a car
05:16
behind me because the camera
05:18
also like the lighting's gonna be all
05:20
[ __ ] because look
05:21
it's just gonna change where we are wow
05:24
such good lighting
05:25
the darkness
05:29
for no reason i'd love to go to
05:30
mcdonald's also it's so dark over here
05:32
look at that
05:34
it's so [ __ ] there's just no street
05:36
lamp on oh
05:38
god yo fun story about my road right
05:42
you're gonna be able to dox me well
05:43
you're gonna be able to deduct my old
05:44
address because i'm moving
05:46
huh oh god it's so scary
05:49
look there's this big house right there
05:52
right and it's basically the resident
05:53
evil house because like
05:55
no one really knows who lives there but
05:57
it's giant it's the biggest [ __ ]
05:59
house on the road
06:00
i had a friend who lived there uh i
06:02
called him actually i probably shouldn't
06:04
say her name
06:05
let's say her name's tiffany it's pitch
06:07
black where i am
06:08
by the way i can't actually see the
06:10
camera sees better than i can
06:11
um it's called a tiffany tiffany used to
06:15
live there
06:16
and sometimes the lights run but they
06:18
usually aren't ever
06:20
go in like
06:23
but we have no idea who lives there
06:24
there's always just the same car out
06:26
front
06:30
oh [ __ ] by the way i i'd love to say
06:32
like uh i'm not doing this for
06:34
i'm not doing this with donations or
06:35
anything so probably don't donate
06:36
because i can't actually hear them
06:38
which i don't think i can i just got on
06:41
paypal notification so i'm guessing
06:42
someone tried to
06:44
where are we going
06:48
are you so loud bro i'm sorry is it the
06:50
horse is it is it the horse that's
06:52
following me
06:53
let me fix my heels again because my
06:55
toes are killing me
06:57
hold on oh [ __ ]
07:00
jesus at least my heels are just [ __ ]
07:03
up
07:07
okay they're on and then they come
07:09
immediately off
07:10
like this is my best plan
07:14
ever
07:19
where are we going such a quiet ride
07:23
hands up [ __ ]
07:27
you're just here just like what the [ __ ]
07:29
in the darkness
07:30
dude i don't want to go down there look
07:31
how terrifying that looks
07:34
can you see that was that a guy oh [ __ ]
07:37
you stop
07:38
oh [ __ ]
07:41
tell me that thing tell me that doesn't
07:42
look like a [ __ ] guy
07:45
i thought i was a guy i thought
07:49
let's go over here let's go about my old
07:50
school that's not the whole
07:52
heels that's not terrifying to do at
07:54
night right
07:57
i got lucky i was brought up uh
08:01
like i was brought up near a um near my
08:04
first school
08:05
which was a really good school as well
08:07
that's why we moved here i think at
08:08
least when i asked that was probably
08:09
moved to
08:10
i think it's because of like we had
08:11
friends anyway what's the cat oh [ __ ]
08:15
um
08:19
but um this hair is like really
08:23
there's so much of it and it's so thin
08:25
it's so windy
08:27
it's not even windy it's just blowing in
08:28
my face but when i when i was
08:31
when i was a kid we moved here because
08:33
like this school's really good
08:35
and oh
08:41
okay it's getting scarier and scary
08:44
um we moved here because the school was
08:46
really good
08:47
and then and we could get there really
08:48
easily teachers were so nice there was
08:50
not even a single teacher that i didn't
08:51
like in my primary school which is like
08:53
middle school for you guys
08:54
a few americans and uh
08:57
when i went to secondary school i
09:00
decided oh you know
09:01
i'll try and find somewhere near well at
09:03
least we all my family
09:05
we should try and find somewhere near i
09:07
tried to set my
09:08
entrance exams for something called a um
09:11
something called a
09:12
[ __ ] what is it it's not is it the a
09:15
plus
09:16
it's some like system that if you pass
09:19
this big test
09:21
oh god oh by the way look how look at
09:23
this you're not gonna be able to see
09:24
this on stream
09:26
no there's an alleyway right there it's
09:29
just complete black you can't even see
09:30
it i should really go back in a day
09:32
in the daytime it's pitch black because
09:35
it's just trees overarching
09:36
it's down the side of someone's house
09:38
and it used to be a dare to go in there
09:44
um someone just texted me hey babe don't
09:45
get robbed
09:48
but it used to be a dance to go down
09:50
there because everyone found it so
09:51
spooky and terrifying
09:54
and uh people go down there on like
09:57
scooters now and [ __ ]
09:58
because like they don't want to be in
09:59
there too long and there was the
10:01
creepiest [ __ ] thing about it is
10:02
there was a gate fence there's like a
10:04
great fence like chicken wire sort of
10:05
thing
10:06
now my camera it's like chicken wire
10:08
sort of thing
10:09
and all it was was this run down ass
10:12
house
10:12
that always had like pit bulls and [ __ ]
10:15
and it was just down this [ __ ] spooky
10:16
ass alleyway
10:17
so it would the the dogs were so quiet
10:19
the entire day but if they heard someone
10:21
down their [ __ ] alleyway
10:22
they would [ __ ] bark until they died
10:25
they did they bark for so long
10:27
they would bark you so loud they would
10:28
try and murder you
10:31
and that's why it was so [ __ ] spooky
10:35
but yeah this thing was like um real
10:38
cool
10:39
possibly go uh what could possibly go
10:41
wrong predictions
10:42
kidnapped in three two one
10:46
i want to like i want to brush the hair
10:47
on my face but it doesn't look very good
10:49
if i do that
10:51
go down the alleyway listen you wouldn't
10:53
be able to see anything
10:54
like even dude it sunk in even i don't
10:58
wanna oh by the way here's my school
10:59
it's my old one again it's so dark you
11:01
can't see anything
11:03
oh [ __ ] no stopping oh no
11:07
i think that means for bosses
11:10
but i'm i'm the size of a boss so
11:14
but no um went here it was really cool
11:17
i'm trying not to show any like logos or
11:18
anything but
11:20
it was such a good school and i went to
11:22
my secondary school
11:24
my secondary school was close it was
11:26
like a half an hour walk
11:27
but it was so [ __ ] bad it sucked
11:31
like the there was a car
11:34
air cars there's slight in front of me
11:35
there's a main road like right over here
11:37
um but
11:41
basically uh it's there was this [ __ ]
11:45
stupid one-way system where a bunch of
11:47
classes you could be
11:49
imagine this was the one my system
11:50
imagine this road was the one-way system
11:51
my class could be there
11:53
i would have to go around multiple
11:55
blocks of [ __ ] schools
11:57
in order to get to this goddamn
11:59
classroom because if you walked
12:01
backwards
12:01
always the one-way system even if there
12:03
was no one there the one-way system
12:05
you're not allowed to do that
12:06
like it'd be so strict that like even if
12:08
it was 10 feet behind you you couldn't
12:10
even do that there'd be a guy there
12:11
always and for you you gals out there
12:14
they're like wearing your skirts skirts
12:16
wheel ha
12:18
like me right now oh [ __ ] i just
12:20
realized
12:23
that's not going to be very good this
12:26
skirts are real high
12:27
can i like show how can i show what i
12:29
look like somehow
12:30
without like setting off a car alarm
12:34
or like probably not
12:37
but um yeah i know if i did
12:40
sort of sound yeah look let me try and
12:44
in fact let me try and set this up over
12:45
here this is
12:47
how someone's awakened but i don't know
12:50
really been
13:02
in the uk
13:06
you really just have to do this are you
13:08
kidding me
13:10
oh car coming i can't even do that
13:14
i'm just trying to find a high wall oh
13:16
wait that's perfect i found one
13:19
okay i have no idea
13:23
in fact i know exactly who lives there
13:32
okay bam the things i thought we'll go
13:36
to
13:36
to get a good picture
13:46
the hoe never gets cold
13:50
oh [ __ ] okay if i if that falls then i'm
13:53
[ __ ] i like it i think how short this
13:56
[ __ ] is can you
13:57
see this
14:01
do you see that i have no idea but it's
14:04
real short
14:05
they probably do that facing that way
14:07
but
14:08
[ __ ] it is real score it's real short
14:12
let me put that bit back
14:16
there you go the bin is facing the right
14:18
way now
14:20
i wouldn't want to pluck anything up for
14:22
them
14:23
oh you know what we could do because of
14:26
coronavirus they're so weird because
14:27
this street's always quiet it's always
14:29
quiet around here
14:31
but oh god the stairs
14:35
uh this street's always quiet around
14:36
here but because of
14:38
because of rhona virus i'm not saying
14:41
because of ronavirus
14:42
it's even more quiet can you hear how
14:45
unhealthy i am and how much i'm
14:47
panting oh my god this stairs it's like
14:50
a slightly downhill slope
14:51
and i'm trying so hard not to fall
14:56
pull my skirt down a little bit asmr oh
14:59
yeah
15:00
what do i come back to this time me
15:02
trying to not fall down some stairs
15:05
too close sorry get raided son did
15:07
someone raid me
15:08
oh [ __ ] this already oh i
15:11
closed chat somehow i really shouldn't
15:13
mess with the app
15:16
29 rated 29 rated 29 rated hey 29 red
15:21
oh immediately someone's like joined the
15:23
discord thanks agent slime
15:25
falls in three two one tasty gang oh
15:27
yeah i'm trying to like angle my camera
15:29
a bit more down
15:30
there we go i hold it more outward hey
15:34
now you can look at my cleavage
15:40
this in heels was probably a bad
15:41
decision
15:44
okay is that sorry what the [ __ ]
15:48
hold on 190 viewers dude i'm
15:52
insane maybe i should go for more walks
15:55
i can see the viewer count and i can see
15:57
chat but not very much
15:59
dude look it's the main road genuinely
16:01
uh [ __ ] oh my lighting oh
16:03
finally
16:07
uh this is the main road usually there's
16:08
tons of cars going up and down here it
16:10
used to be almost a challenge
16:11
just got hit by a car here because what
16:13
we do
16:14
i mean dude this is so [ __ ] eerie
16:18
it's it's dead quiet
16:23
oh fly it's so [ __ ] quiet
16:27
oh [ __ ] dude this is so weird
16:33
yo my fight or flight's going off just
16:35
because this is a
16:37
this is like a highway
16:40
oh echo
16:43
also there's a bunch of houses around me
16:45
this is mental holy [ __ ]
16:49
what the [ __ ] it's like going to a
16:51
school at night this is
16:52
mental
16:55
so what the [ __ ]
17:00
sorry i'm just having a bit of a moment
17:03
uh yeah are you
17:04
what we used to do because rhodes oh car
17:12
[ __ ] there's some [ __ ] stupid girl
17:14
trying to take a selfie
17:16
in the middle of the road
17:20
hey boys
17:23
um yeah that's the one car coming down
17:26
the road
17:27
but we used to run across that road and
17:29
just try
17:31
not to get [ __ ] hit by something
17:37
holy [ __ ] what side of the road are we
17:39
going it's going this way i'm having fun
17:43
a little behind you is there actually
17:46
someone behind me
17:49
i don't like that
17:53
turn around it's when a lot of people
17:56
start saying turn around but i'm like oh
17:57
god
17:58
yeah it's like two cars in the 30
18:01
minutes i've been here
18:07
i'm gonna do it i look [ __ ] hot right
18:09
now
18:12
go for the red hair the red everything
18:14
the black and red dude
18:16
should have gone like black lipstick
18:18
properly goth
18:20
go home the wave hey
18:28
what the [ __ ] was that i'm sorry it's
18:30
like 10 seconds behind i wish i could
18:32
see everything like
18:33
maine i'm so glad my phone
18:36
go grill go girl damn
18:40
vince is feeling himself dude i [ __ ]
18:42
am
18:45
oh [ __ ] if it wasn't for the heels man
18:48
it wasn't for the heels that i can feel
18:50
blood dripping down my toe
18:55
hey baby want to go to my car oh oh 200
18:58
viewers hey that's a record of sorts
19:00
i mean to get well on my own i think 29
19:02
rated but that's about it right
19:05
you dumb what the [ __ ] you done for that
19:08
bet maybe after this
19:09
in fact after this stream i'll get on
19:10
and we'll do that because i'm going to
19:12
record some mega videos aren't i
19:13
going to go do some on makeup oh [ __ ]
19:18
i'm just trying to think of uh stories
19:21
about this road
19:23
or at least my little neighborhood i've
19:24
got so many memories here but there's no
19:26
point
19:27
every time i stream i like it because i
19:29
can talk about stuff that's not
19:31
you couldn't put in a video because it's
19:32
not entertaining but
19:34
it kind of is when you're just talking
19:36
when it's not edited whereas there's
19:38
more insane stuff put in a video
19:40
where it's minecraft i can't really talk
19:41
about just real life stuff
19:43
but like same thing around here
19:46
like on the other side of that there's
19:48
like a giant hedge there
19:50
and it's just all my school that's
19:51
that's my that's my primary school
19:53
and uh that's where i went that's what i
19:56
was showing you earlier
19:57
and there's a gate coming down through
19:59
the hedge and you
20:01
like during school hours there was this
20:04
like they made this thing they made this
20:06
thing
20:06
in that with that stairway going down it
20:09
was a little garden if you went up it
20:10
there was a little garden you could play
20:11
in those gravel floors and of course as
20:14
soon as they installed gravel floors
20:16
people started throwing the stones at
20:17
each other like as kids
20:19
i think one of the [ __ ] girls one of
20:21
the one of the girls that went to my
20:22
primary
20:23
uh there was uh there was this other guy
20:25
that was my friend
20:26
we'll call him we'll call him uh call
20:29
him james
20:30
he wasn't called james he
20:33
he threw a [ __ ] rock at this girl's
20:35
eye and she has to go home for like a
20:37
week
20:37
because it [ __ ] her up real good
20:41
and uh yeah it sucked i remember that
20:43
being
20:44
but no there's like a little thing and
20:46
the thing is the way that it's all
20:47
constructed in the uk because houses are
20:49
so [ __ ] close together
20:50
is that if you go if you went down the
20:52
stairs you could jump right into this
20:54
other houses this like mansion's
20:56
backyard
20:58
and so many [ __ ] kids did that and
21:00
the house complains to the school
21:03
so many people complain to that school
21:04
by the way because it's such a it is a
21:06
good school it's not like a
21:07
private school or grammar school or
21:09
something but it's a really good school
21:10
like people move to where i live
21:12
because of the schools because it's
21:14
really highly rated or at least it was i
21:15
had a scandal recently anyway oh don't
21:18
tell anyone
21:19
but apparently apparently the principal
21:21
apparently
21:23
apparently the principal skimmed money
21:25
off the top
21:26
he would like pay for books he would pay
21:29
for books and [ __ ]
21:31
and then just like oh sorry they would
21:33
pay some some some way of doing that
21:35
but he'd say okay the books were worth i
21:37
bought the books for
21:38
for five thousand pounds and the books
21:41
are only worth two thousand
21:42
or like 4 000
21:45
and then the rest of money
21:48
that's what they do it was so
21:50
interesting because
21:52
i was the uh oh that's spooky
21:55
so spooky look at that you can barely
21:58
see it on stream i don't care though
21:59
it's so spooky in real life
22:01
spooky should we go down
22:04
i don't even know what's the end at the
22:05
end of that
22:10
should we go down chat yay or no should
22:13
we go down
22:16
there's a van shall i get in
22:20
oh it's a [ __ ] ambulance goddamn
22:23
they're ready for me to broke the ankle
22:25
no no no yay yay
22:27
okay oh [ __ ] it we're going uh
22:30
as long as i don't fall in a pothole oh
22:33
[ __ ]
22:34
okay so let me tell you more about my
22:36
principle
22:38
when i was in when i was in that school
22:40
i was one of those i was one of the
22:41
really good kids
22:42
so i was like oh [ __ ]
22:48
oh heels were a bad decision oh no oh
22:52
[ __ ]
22:56
okay i cannot even see the [ __ ]
22:58
ground ah
22:59
[ __ ] this is actually kind of hard to
23:02
walk up
23:03
oh [ __ ] okay is there even a pathway
23:05
here
23:07
okay i'm trying to not look at the the
23:09
phone
23:10
i have an idea hold on turn my phone
23:14
light down
23:15
okay there we go i've kind of found
23:18
a way of walking on this but i was one
23:20
of the student council you see
23:22
i was very important oh [ __ ] a very
23:24
important person
23:26
um okay there's a street lamp right at
23:28
the very end of this thing oh
23:31
[ __ ] there's a streak oh no
23:34
okay okay i can see now holy [ __ ]
23:38
right
23:42
it's so bumpy i can see but it's still
23:44
like really bad
23:48
wait okay there's like a parking lot
23:50
let's get in let's climb over a fence
23:52
and get in the parking lot
23:55
oh no okay just like the road the google
23:59
google maps don't even go down okay
24:02
uh can i stand on that yep can i stand
24:05
on that
24:06
yep first time on that oh almost
24:10
and cool and
24:15
flat ground cool i was a member of the
24:18
student council
24:20
practice your girl voice oh god damn
24:23
no it's not is that nat dude
24:27
is that not in my chat right now
24:28
practice you go or laura
24:31
um no dude i was a member of student
24:33
council we helped elect that guy
24:35
and now apparently he's getting all been
24:38
all [ __ ]
24:40
also he's getting all these
24:41
controversies about him and everyone
24:43
from my old school messages me going
24:44
like have you heard about mr blank
24:47
and then he'll go yeah i did he's like
24:49
you helped put that guy in power [ __ ]
24:51
i know there's this giant office
24:55
building
24:55
are they open can i walk in can i walk
24:59
in there
25:00
this giant office building can i go in
25:03
is there a secretary there's no
25:04
secretary the lights are on there
25:07
the perfect time to rob the place oh is
25:10
that they're having a
25:13
don't show meeting see that last window
25:15
that's the tv that's on
25:16
driving a meeting going through stocks
25:18
and bonds and ship
25:20
there's a big old graph on the screen oh
25:22
[ __ ]
25:25
watch it watch his phone battery dice
25:27
dude imagine
25:29
if my phone battery does i'm walking
25:30
back without these [ __ ] peels
25:34
oh i just saw myself in a mirror god
25:35
damn tall
25:38
there we go this is a normal-ish main
25:41
road
25:43
this is the main there's like two main
25:44
roads near me i kind of went from one to
25:46
the other
25:48
oh no never mind there's just two cars
25:54
do reckon there's a 24-hour store near
25:55
me
25:57
mcdonald's used to be 24 hours and now
25:59
it's not
26:01
uh is that open
26:04
there's an off license like a liquor
26:06
store
26:08
we got that let's go there hold on
26:13
my secondary school was so [ __ ] oh wait
26:15
dude let me tell you about my secondary
26:16
school
26:19
my secondary school is so incredibly bad
26:21
there was a
26:22
there's two schools near my secondary
26:24
school and one of them
26:25
was it's so hard not to name names
26:28
because
26:30
like you got to remember it's documented
26:32
like this is like
26:33
the great [ __ ] secondary school
26:35
versus secondary school war
26:37
around my neighborhood i live if you
26:38
don't know
26:40
i live in not one of the best places of
26:42
england and
26:44
we're kind of known for violence around
26:46
here is that open
26:48
oh it doesn't look open [ __ ]
26:52
there we go let's just keep walking
26:53
until we find something
26:55
but oh
27:00
you know this is a good road for now i'm
27:01
going to take my heels off for a second
27:02
just so i can make it there and then
27:03
we'll go back do you see how much height
27:05
i just dropped
27:07
uh it was known as like the great
27:09
[ __ ] war of these two secondary
27:10
schools
27:12
oh my god dude i can't walk without
27:14
being on my tiptoes now this is so
27:15
i'm green dude fiona
27:19
dude am i fiona right now what the [ __ ]
27:21
hold on
27:26
and basically what happened but you're
27:27
just gonna have to deal with me being
27:28
fiona for a bit all right
27:30
because like this entire road's like
27:31
this so
27:34
these two schools right my school and
27:36
this school i'm trying to find
27:38
again i'm trying not to say names but
27:40
they uh
27:41
there was i don't know how it happened i
27:43
think it was some
27:44
maybe drug-related thing to give you a
27:46
perspective on how bad this school is
27:48
um they kind of got into a fight or like
27:51
one or one or two
27:52
guys go into a fight a group got into a
27:54
fight
27:56
and then i remember a day very
27:57
specifically because
27:59
there was murmurs the week before like
28:02
an
28:02
organized fight like a genuine like
28:05
they would they would go around school
28:06
going like oh get get yourself [ __ ]
28:08
ready
28:09
like get yourself ready for this thing
28:10
that's going to go down at this place
28:12
this time
28:14
and the week later the week that i
28:15
followed i i'd heard about it i was
28:17
i was again i was a fairly good i was a
28:19
good kid i wasn't a good student
28:21
but i was a good kid i'm gonna step on
28:24
broken [ __ ] glass
28:28
uh but
28:31
i'd heard about it because you know i
28:32
had friends in low places
28:34
and they they said
28:38
they said they said it was gonna happen
28:40
and and then it happened and like
28:41
no joke half the [ __ ] school's off so
28:44
half the school's off my friend lives
28:46
down there
28:46
half the school's off all of the bad
28:50
kids are off
28:51
and i'd obviously i knew what the [ __ ]
28:53
it was this guy i knew what the [ __ ] it
28:57
he's was at me he's right next to a
29:01
police car
29:03
no i think he's driving for the bus i
29:05
knew what the [ __ ] it was
29:07
and oh what are you stepping
29:10
oh it's fine um
29:14
i knew what the [ __ ] it was and
29:17
uh as we were walking home that day
29:20
there was just a bunch of
29:22
uh there was a bunch of like police cars
29:24
squad cars and [ __ ]
29:26
and um there's a bunch of police cars
29:29
and cockroaches
29:29
like blocking off the roads they'd
29:31
formed a perimeter
29:33
of like a mile around our school it was
29:35
that big of a deal i don't know if it
29:37
was ever in the news because i don't
29:38
read the [ __ ] news like a nerd
29:40
um but they'd form this perimeter of
29:42
policemen around this around the ship
29:45
oh [ __ ]
29:49
it's police going on my one day
29:55
one day i think walk
30:03
in all fairness i i have a valid reason
30:05
of being out i haven't had my exercise
30:06
today
30:07
i just like to be dressed up while i
30:08
exercise
30:11
but um no so there was this giant
30:15
dude as soon as i started talking about
30:17
[ __ ] crimes and [ __ ] that was
30:18
happening in my school
30:19
oh like fight no joke like five
30:22
policemen
30:24
they're in this store like they're just
30:27
like watching this store
30:29
hold on see do you see them there if i
30:31
stop moving let me
30:32
let this scream trees do you see like
30:34
next to the big tree
30:36
trying to hold it steady but like do you
30:37
see like people milling around all
30:39
[ __ ] i thought that was
30:40
i thought it was just one guy how old i
30:42
was like oh there's a guy hanging out
30:44
next to a police car damn that's a weird
30:45
jacket he's wearing
30:46
no bulletproof vest
30:49
hmm so it's getting wet now i should
30:52
really put my shoes back on
30:53
so let me uh set up
30:57
and not show you under my skirt why are
31:00
you showing you under my skirt no
31:01
probably not
31:02
i can't see killer chat okay so
31:06
there was this thing right
31:10
there's not much to see anyway don't
31:11
worry you're seeing no no vagina today
31:14
uh this
31:19
again really hard not to say basically
31:21
okay i'll tell you this the uniforms
31:22
that the other school were were purple
31:24
and our ones were green so it was like
31:27
really easy it was like a [ __ ] gang
31:30
like you could spot
31:31
[Music]
31:35
so we were walking back home me and my
31:38
friend uh
31:39
i'll say his name his name's jonathan
31:41
because he's a cool lad
31:42
and i hope he watches this because he's
31:43
cool me and my friend jonathan walking
31:45
back from school
31:47
and uh he gets he leaves really
31:50
near to where this is we're walking down
31:52
his road to go home
31:54
and uh he has
31:57
you know he goes home probably kiss his
31:59
mum good night
32:00
you know go say goodnight mum there's an
32:02
interesting day at school today a few
32:03
people [ __ ] died i think
32:05
oh yeah speaking of that apparently out
32:08
in fact [ __ ]
32:09
i'll follow the story normally
32:13
while we were walking home all these
32:16
like
32:17
we saw like i was like he's gone i'm
32:19
alone now
32:20
i i keep walking and there's a [ __ ]
32:24
like two guys
32:25
from from this other school i keep
32:26
wanting to say it from this purple
32:27
circle they're called purple
32:28
purple stuck from this purple school and
32:30
i'm from the green school but i'm a good
32:32
boy
32:33
i didn't do anything i was like not a
32:35
member of this fight but he's like
32:37
just outside the police barricade like
32:39
if like
32:40
if like at the top of that road is the
32:42
barricade then like i'm the [ __ ] i
32:45
was where he was
32:47
right oh god those policemen are already
32:49
looking at me
32:50
um maybe i shouldn't be talking about
32:54
fights well i'm a guy dressed as a woman
32:58
uh walking down the street at night when
33:00
it's in quarantine
33:01
uh talking about uh criminal activity oh
33:04
my god
33:08
oh [ __ ] oh my god one heels it's gonna
33:11
get really dark over there
33:12
let's see if anything's open 24 hours
33:14
there's like a bunch of shops down there
33:16
so and he [ __ ] turns and stares at us
33:21
like both of them and they always turns
33:22
the stairs to me sorry
33:25
and they [ __ ] like they didn't really
33:28
this is like it's more just like the
33:29
story's not that great
33:31
in terms of a listening perspective but
33:33
scared the [ __ ] out of me
33:35
they turned these two kids [ __ ]
33:38
turned and they started walking at me
33:40
and i was like i'm gonna go and it was
33:42
right by that main road oh wait here's a
33:43
good way i went right by it
33:45
uh i went like it was when i was about
33:48
to get on that main road and i said it
33:49
was really eerie so i get onto this main
33:52
road cars everywhere and it's fairly
33:54
close to my house so i managed to get
33:56
home
33:56
easy peasy and we found out the next day
33:59
now obviously i don't know if it was
34:00
these kids or not but because there was
34:03
so many [ __ ] people involved
34:05
there are like not that many arrests
34:06
because you know we're all miners
34:08
um but
34:11
but apparently people
34:14
like preparing for this when they were
34:16
saying they were getting prepared
34:19
i meant like they were getting weapons
34:21
they were getting like these chair legs
34:24
apparently the biggest injury from the
34:25
fight was someone got his like skull
34:27
cracked with a chair leg
34:28
like they would rip those like hollow
34:30
metal chair like they'll just bend and
34:32
bend and bend like a [ __ ]
34:34
uh paper clip until it breaks off
34:37
and then they they whack this kid in the
34:39
head with a chair poor guy
34:40
i heard he was on their side though lit
34:46
but no dude my secondary school was not
34:49
very good
34:50
not at all
34:53
streams had go growth damn guys stop
34:54
being so far over okay
34:57
this is i've got to read chat again
35:00
because oh my god my wig's coming up
35:02
oh it's camera real bad oh that's why it
35:05
felt so uncomfortable
35:09
i should probably fix that with both
35:10
hands but who cares
35:12
uh what's your phone at oh please don't
35:15
be dead
35:16
uh 30 it was at 45 when i left so
35:19
it should be fine for a bit i've turned
35:21
the screen
35:23
uh it's in the screen i've done the
35:24
screen thing down so it doesn't matter
35:26
don't worry phone check uh are we still
35:29
good by the way
35:31
still on stream how stuff going sound
35:34
okay
35:35
video okay i don't know go home yep
35:39
no yeah okay cool
35:43
so the reason why i'm going so far is
35:44
because i think there might be shops
35:46
around here
35:47
and it might be funny to go in one
35:48
that's about it
35:51
also there's more like people around
35:53
there's more like people usually around
35:55
here
35:56
so i'm wearing the shoes so i don't step
35:59
in broken glass from some party
36:02
oh shops don't get kidnapped i will try
36:04
not to
36:06
hope you guys are enjoying my stories
36:08
about my [ __ ] weird ass
36:10
upbringing
36:14
most shops are closed anyway what the
36:17
[ __ ]
36:19
i would dude i would love to go off my
36:21
phone
36:22
like after the stream and google if uh
36:27
and google if like something's open for
36:29
24 hours but genuinely
36:31
how would i know because if i exit out
36:33
the stream it dies for some [ __ ]
36:35
reason
36:36
i was hoping to talk to my friends but
36:38
no now you get to hear
36:40
like a bunch of my stories
36:43
oh my god ask me some questions let's do
36:45
an ama
36:47
i just joined what are you doing i'm
36:48
going i'm exploring my neighborhood
36:50
or dressed up as a woman
36:54
kind of walking well i'm getting used to
36:56
this so walking in hills thing and hard
36:58
bruh it was really hard for the first 10
37:01
minutes
37:03
isn't too bad okay i can do this i can
37:05
get into this
37:06
i can do this every friday
37:11
price is your girl voice what do you
37:12
give me raise my alphas i'm not gonna
37:14
oh god a lot of spams are you a virgin
37:16
no
37:17
i have had like three no
37:21
uh i think i was what the one time i've
37:24
ever watched a streamer i watched the
37:25
last year yesterday
37:26
and she was talking about uh body counts
37:28
and she was asking a stream about body
37:30
counts
37:30
which if you pg-13 viewers don't know
37:34
is how many people you freaked
37:38
and um i was like damn one
37:42
but no uh i've like gone out with three
37:44
different girls
37:46
and i do mean like i've ever gone out
37:47
with like i've been on a date
37:49
with three girls ever
37:52
and uh the it was lucky though because
37:55
the first one
37:57
it wasn't really it was like that kind
37:58
of like primary uh secondary school like
38:00
just
38:01
hey i like you hey i like you too blah
38:03
blah that was all it was
38:07
and uh it pretty much just stopped
38:09
really quickly all these lights are on
38:10
and i don't know whether they're open
38:13
oh they're not open
38:16
but none of these places open well kfc
38:20
um and the second one was
38:23
a girlfriend for like
38:27
two one two weeks one week
38:30
this is [ __ ] stupid but she's my
38:32
she's like one of my best friends now
38:33
which is so nice
38:35
because my dude
38:38
there's nothing open but there's a car
38:40
light on there's a car that's just
38:42
on is nothing open
38:47
i don't think everything's open
38:50
damn dude i should have googled this
38:52
before i came out
38:53
can i just chill like wait why is the
38:55
kfc lights open can't just chilling cavs
39:04
you're hotter than your ex are you
39:05
hotter than your ex how are you
39:08
they're both like my friends now though
39:10
can i go in there are they open
39:15
we're closed damn it isn't it closed
39:18
close at the moment [ __ ]
39:22
damn it okay we're going back then ugh
39:26
kfc i know i can't though
39:30
tell me you don't have heels on i do
39:32
verb i'm so sorry
39:34
hold on do you want to see him although
39:36
my leg this is like exercise on my legs
39:38
though
39:38
like i'm gonna pull a [ __ ] muscle
39:40
soon
39:43
so many fans hold on i'm gonna try and
39:46
get to a place where i can show you
39:47
without
39:48
lifting my skirt up to a bunch of cars
39:51
so just go say hi to the police it's a
39:53
great idea mcdonald's is closed
39:56
everywhere like i talked to some people
39:57
about this and they were like oh no
39:59
i said oh it sucks mcdonald's is closed
40:01
i can't even order my [ __ ] hashbrowns
40:03
anymore that i love
40:05
hashbrowns and pancakes best mcdonald's
40:07
breakfast order anyway
40:10
but i think everything's just closed
40:11
apparently some people some people in
40:13
america
40:13
mcdonald's aren't closed for you guys i
40:16
guess that makes sense
40:18
um
40:22
gets kidnapped in five you need to go
40:24
for walks sooner
40:27
i don't think i should it's so nice at
40:28
night time but also i don't want to i
40:30
might not want to talk to people
40:35
in in australia everything's open that
40:38
sucks why are we the [ __ ] unlucky one
40:42
also i'm like angled over here but i
40:44
know the fact that this means i'm in the
40:45
middle but i'm usually over here because
40:47
like
40:48
my stream's cut off by like a third i
40:50
don't care
40:52
uh so i'll show you mcdonald's because
40:54
it's a different way back i'll show you
40:58
what time is it for you it's like 1am
41:04
dude where's all my donations for
41:05
walking back in heels in all fairness i
41:07
can't hear donation it's probably not a
41:08
great idea
41:12
oh blow us a kiss
41:16
fiona kiss because it's more [ __ ]
41:17
green now play turn that way
41:21
oh i should i was going to show over my
41:22
heels hold on
41:26
how can i shove my heels
41:30
i can't even oh [ __ ] i'm like trying to
41:33
stand up on one leg and i really can't
41:35
because it's really tough
41:39
jesus oh well i was just stepping oh my
41:42
god i just made a dent in a brick
41:44
on my heel i'm gonna step on step on you
41:47
with my heels
41:48
i'll be the [ __ ] mommy dumb
41:51
this [ __ ] thing they're red hills
41:54
yeah you can't tell red hair red lips
41:56
red heels red
41:56
skirt [ __ ] matching today dude
42:00
thank elora for that
42:05
step on me mommy
42:10
don't worry there's enough of me to go
42:12
around to step on you all i've got two
42:14
peasants i've got i've got sets i got
42:16
two feet
42:16
i can step on all of you
42:21
got any looks yet looks no no no one's
42:24
[ __ ] here look
42:26
i mean i got some looks from the police
42:29
take that as you will uh
42:34
dude i hope i get stopped by the police
42:36
i hope i get that thousand dollar fine
42:39
so
42:42
i'm gonna be like oh [ __ ] added play
42:45
walk up by the police
42:47
float by the police
42:50
should we see if they're still there
42:51
because they're on the other side of the
42:52
road i'm on different [ __ ] side of
42:54
the road
42:54
let's do it
42:58
you believe i haven't been no everyone
43:01
was like no
43:02
don't do it i'm gonna [ __ ] do it you
43:04
can't control me chat
43:10
i thought there's a car oh there's a lot
43:11
of cars
43:13
oh [ __ ] my boobs
43:16
okay oh [ __ ]
43:20
no you're gonna go to jail i'm not gonna
43:22
go to jail i promise
43:23
i'm just filming so i'm safe if anyone
43:26
[ __ ] tries to take me
43:27
then i'm safe because you guys are
43:29
watching
43:30
are you allowed to videotape police in
43:32
the uk i know you are in america
43:34
americans don't come for me and be like
43:36
oh no you're allowed to you're allowed
43:37
to video typically always video tape
43:39
please i know
43:40
that because i've watched all of your
43:41
dumb ass i've lost you
43:43
i've watched a lot of your dumb asses
43:44
[ __ ] getting stopped by police and
43:46
filming them and being like oh that's
43:47
your badge number fan
43:49
you don't have the right to ask for my
43:52
name oh [ __ ]
43:58
i don't have any idea with me either we
44:00
should
44:02
you don't have the right choice for my
44:03
id oh no
44:06
hold on i really am trying to stop my
44:09
wig falling off
44:10
i don't want to break the illusion
44:12
that's great i look great
44:19
my name is rose
44:22
my name's a good name for that actually
44:24
it's jude it's multi multi
44:26
unisex that's the one 250 viewers what's
44:30
up
44:30
fam oh yeah this is like the most
44:32
popular shirt
44:33
maybe we should go on walk small you see
44:35
the police sirens gleaming off this guy
44:38
my name's rose
44:41
my name's rose my gender's something
44:46
oh [ __ ] that's a long thing there's no
44:48
law hello something are you police guys
44:51
please have no power to okay i know that
44:52
they can i know that they can't like
44:54
stop people if they don't yeah i get
44:55
that
44:56
but it's more like coronavirus times
44:58
they can because it's like do you they
45:00
can ask do you have a valid reason for
45:01
being outside
45:02
and so i haven't been outside today and
45:04
i rather go at night time
45:06
it's like night time
45:09
because it's nice and chill and i don't
45:10
want to have to go outside with a bunch
45:11
of people walking around
45:12
where they can objectify me
45:18
but i can be [ __ ] objectified
45:21
men and pigs
45:24
all men are pigs man
45:27
and um yeah just bringing you along for
45:30
the right just in case you know in case
45:32
my murder
45:32
my murder victim i'm a murder victim you
45:35
guys can find the killer for me
45:36
like those four chan rates
45:40
dude promise me chet if i get murdered
45:41
you'll find the killer
45:43
okay why is there a marking on the
45:46
ground
45:47
big x okay yo
45:50
tell me that if a giant x was marked on
45:54
the pathway just an x no like
45:55
signs saying like oh don't walk here
45:57
nothing like that
45:59
just a giant [ __ ] x like in cartoons
46:02
where an anvil is supposed to land
46:04
tell me that you wouldn't [ __ ] walk
46:07
around that path just because you're
46:08
freaked out and we want to stay safe
46:10
oh thanks so much ruby init live for
46:12
subscribing at tier one
46:14
is that ruby my sister
46:18
but like tell me you wouldn't [ __ ]
46:19
walk around that
46:21
ruby no ruby now
46:24
what the [ __ ] wait who's ruby
46:28
hold on
46:31
ruby from the discord
46:34
who knows anyway
46:38
i'm guessing like my entire discord's
46:39
just gone deciding finn's outside
46:42
vince outside everyone watches stream
46:44
[ __ ]
46:46
hello 2023 i lost a bet so i gotta get a
46:49
boyfriend
46:52
alistair beck guys i'm not gay guys i've
46:55
been doing this i've
46:56
been doing this [ __ ] bet with a guy
46:57
for so long it's called gay chicken
47:00
it's basically you're two straight guys
47:02
uh
47:03
you've got to pretend to be gay and the
47:05
first one to chicken out
47:06
loses and i've been married to this guy
47:09
for like three years now
47:10
and we're gonna go get a cottage in
47:12
vancouver we've got three kids
47:14
three adopted children and honestly if
47:16
this guy doesn't chicken out soon
47:18
i'm thinking he might actually be gay
47:20
but joke's on him
47:22
he's been [ __ ] a straight man
47:26
a [ __ ] greatest coffee pasta
47:30
joke's on my boyfriend he's been [ __ ]
47:32
a straight man
47:34
maybe i shouldn't yell like that one
47:35
philly police are like what 50 feet in
47:38
front of me
47:39
oh no
47:42
it's scary scary here oh god
47:46
i wish i could check my phone but
47:49
i can't if i'm getting dms like oh watch
47:53
out
47:53
then i wouldn't know it honestly
47:57
i'm just talking to a phone and people
47:59
in chat
48:02
hoping i don't die
48:05
but secretly hoping i do
48:10
okay i can't see a police car it's like
48:12
right here by the way
48:17
hello here oh pothole hey buddy i don't
48:20
want to fall down you
48:23
let's find out
48:27
oh [ __ ] out so they were in this
48:28
furniture and lighting store
48:31
i didn't see a police car
48:35
the door's open the door's [ __ ]
48:37
smashed oh
48:38
oh [ __ ] was there a robbery what's he
48:40
going
48:43
oh he shot is there a robbery
48:59
what the [ __ ] look at that look at that
49:03
the door's all like smashed and [ __ ]
49:05
look at that
49:09
oh [ __ ] me
49:20
hey bro
49:25
oh sorry man what'd you say
49:30
holy [ __ ] dude oh by the way sorry about
49:31
the get up
49:33
oh by the way dude what the [ __ ] do you
49:36
know who did it like you have a camera
49:46
oh it wasn't like an accident or
49:47
anything i actually tried rubbing it
49:50
holy [ __ ] dude all right man stay safe
49:53
bro
49:54
holy [ __ ] who was the furniture store
50:02
who robs a furniture store why the [ __ ]
50:06
the police are already there as i said
50:07
call the police they're already there
50:10
what the [ __ ]
50:14
i'm so glad i live in like such a good
50:17
multi-cultural city
50:20
this is fine i can just pop my head and
50:22
you didn't even say anything
50:23
like i said sorry about the get up and
50:24
you just kind of smiled and that was it
50:26
like you smiling
50:26
first time but still
50:30
holy [ __ ] let's have a stream
50:35
imagine have a stream uh with the title
50:37
of me and the boys dressed up as girls
50:39
that'd be so fun yo if you guys can try
50:41
and get skeppy in on it
50:47
i know people are gonna [ __ ] get that
50:49
someone clipped that by the way that's
50:50
kind of funny
50:51
something got robbed here anyway but um
50:55
no dude like me and the boys dressed up
50:57
as girls
50:58
i'll get like hitch get [ __ ] skeppy
51:00
tap l
51:01
tapa was gonna tap out was [ __ ] gonna
51:04
he i could convince that pelted
51:06
one i could give it to harvey definitely
51:09
to do this with me
51:10
one thousand [ __ ] percent
51:14
i could convince him to because he was
51:15
trying to he's doing on the [ __ ] nail
51:17
war with me on twitter trying to get
51:18
better nails did
51:19
i get better than [ __ ] makeup let me
51:21
know i'll get it i'll order him his
51:23
stuff
51:24
order him a wig order him a nice dress
51:26
dude
51:27
he can go to a he can go to go to a live
51:29
stream he lives in la
51:30
he was in [ __ ] la he can definitely
51:33
go out in public just as a girl
51:36
me and me and have me and harvey will go
51:38
to a like [ __ ] nightclub together
51:40
when we meet up
51:45
just a bi guy and a straight guy hanging
51:48
out
51:48
dressed as women nothing wrong about
51:50
that
51:53
tap house half's heart to bite half's
51:55
the one in lgbtq by the way
51:58
i'm i'm straight well i am i don't know
52:01
i'm making a joke
52:02
i get like that's my most frequent
52:04
question by the way [ __ ] hell yeah
52:06
dude
52:07
if you're uh i went for a car
52:08
[Music]
52:11
dude hell yeah trans rights gay rights
52:14
if like lgbtq rights i guess but like
52:19
everyone wants me to end up saying that
52:20
and i've kept like i keep trying to put
52:22
it in a stream
52:23
or sorry i keep trying to put it in a
52:24
video but there's never a good way it
52:26
can fit
52:28
and everyone always asks me are you gay
52:30
you trans you whatever
52:32
no i'm just a regular straight guy i'm
52:35
just kind of boring
52:36
but i guess it counts as me being
52:39
me doing this or something not really
52:41
part of the lgbtq
52:43
guys but you go if you if you're
52:47
you know power to you man i hope that i
52:50
hope that nothing bad happens
52:53
okay oh my god can you hear me like
52:55
panting
52:56
but no i'm so the most frequent question
52:59
i ever get
53:01
he sounds kind of like a horse i know
53:07
hold up
53:12
flip
53:16
he's coming out of the closet no i'm
53:18
straight i'm sorry
53:21
dude i can totally get i could get i
53:24
could get half to
53:25
i could get half to look like this dude
53:27
this is such a sick look for heart
53:29
though because red hair he's got like a
53:30
red
53:31
skin maybe half needs like a red dress
53:34
i reckon scabby scary blue dress i love
53:38
red dress
53:39
uh spiffy brown i guess a6 like nice
53:42
tasteful grey you know secretary
53:46
get him to do it man start tweeting at
53:48
them we'll make a movement
53:56
my god i can't even hold on i'm on a
53:57
like hill and it's honestly
53:59
i'm running out of muscle in my legs to
54:00
stand on the hill in these hills
54:08
oh [ __ ] i'm waiting for the end so i can
54:12
get mine going oh jesus christ
54:16
finnster they can't resist i know a 60
54:19
would have to shave his beard to come in
54:20
there you go
54:21
a6d should shave his beard anyway i'm
54:23
kidding he's a good good beard
54:25
grow a better bear than me call an uber
54:27
or call an uber or get ahead and start i
54:29
am on a corner
54:30
oh [ __ ] i just realized i'm on a corner
54:34
just start waving hey guys hey come come
54:37
get some bud
54:38
i'm 100
54:41
20 100 what's my price
54:44
what's my fake prostitution price
54:48
new title of the stream prostitute day
54:51
in the life
54:52
uh oh [ __ ]
54:58
sounds like you're walking on wood
55:00
planks i'm not it's the [ __ ] heels
55:03
have you ever been out to a party with a
55:04
girl this is what it sounds like the
55:05
entire walk home
55:07
until she goes ah my heels are killing
55:09
me when they get taken off
55:11
and they just walk home in their [ __ ]
55:13
bare feet
55:16
well they call [ __ ] uber yeah modern
55:19
technology
55:21
battery check battery check hold on 22
55:25
dude we're going strong the last few
55:27
percentage of iphones kind of stick
55:29
around
55:29
you go 100 to 90 in like one minute
55:33
but like i was at like 30 when i was
55:35
walking down from there
55:38
like 30 minutes ago
55:41
your fourth oh dude there's so many more
55:43
cars like there's so many more
55:46
there's like more than one every hour
55:48
now
55:51
can you make a highlight video of the
55:52
stream and put it on youtube no
55:55
no that'd be bad that'd make no sense
55:58
but this stream will be up as a video
56:01
you can watch it holy [ __ ] an ambulance
56:14
ambulance
56:16
our city [ __ ]
56:19
he smiled at me [ __ ]
56:41
he had his window like down i didn't
56:43
realize
56:44
i was like save our city [ __ ] how's the
56:46
car coming
56:48
there's like a really steep slope right
56:49
there
56:53
i'm coming onto the
56:56
same getting in the rain you're a virgin
56:59
why is that the most popular question
57:02
no okay
57:05
what okay [ __ ] it ama time well i'm
57:08
walking back we're on the home stretch
57:09
boys
57:09
because these hills are about done uh
57:13
what does everyone keep asking that dude
57:16
do i exude virgin energy is that it or
57:19
is it the fact that i'm a minecraft
57:20
youtuber
57:21
it's probably one of those two things
57:29
what's your price that brought you a
57:30
five shot
57:36
you see you should make it a mega collab
57:37
with a with a girl gang them here
57:39
dude i'll go that'd be kind of fun i've
57:41
wanted to do one of those like
57:42
multi-video
57:43
mega things
58:06
okay
58:14
i like waves i just realized that's a
58:18
peace sign in the uk that's the [ __ ] you
58:20
sign
58:21
i just said [ __ ] [ __ ] the police
58:24
[ __ ] the police straight for the other
58:29
young n word got it bad because i'm
58:31
brown
58:32
i can't sing that song
58:36
dude you ever got really into a song and
58:37
it almost slipped up on the n-word
58:41
oh my god oh [ __ ] please don't fall
58:43
please don't fall if i fall it's gonna
58:45
get clipped and then
58:45
it's gonna be on twitter for like a
58:46
million people
58:50
bad girl [ __ ] off i don't care if you're
58:53
like the first
58:54
the first subscriber on the channel i'm
58:56
gonna you know let's call me a bad girl
58:58
oh yeah by the way that's the mcdonald's
59:00
that i went to hold on where is it i
59:01
have missed it where is it
59:03
where is it no is that it
59:07
that's it it's all lights are all off
59:09
see like wait is the [ __ ]
59:11
the one thing that up is the
59:12
self-ordering machines and the lights
59:14
are flickering in there that's
59:15
terrifying cool
59:19
could you vibe on omegle for with a
59:21
specific tag
59:23
no i mean not on twitch not on twitch
59:28
because if i did that then people would
59:30
just like
59:32
either like someone would try and show
59:33
their dick and just omegles just
59:36
no megal's a no-no on twitch so is chat
59:38
roulette
59:39
i think they'll ban you just because you
59:40
might
59:42
you might show a dick but
59:46
ow i don't know how the rules work on
59:49
here i'm too new to it
59:50
like i haven't even got emote set up yet
59:52
so
59:56
a megalon a megalon mixer i don't know
59:59
whether i can do a mega mixer
60:01
lighting
60:08
i'm trying to reach are you trans i'm
60:09
not trans i'm a straight guy
60:13
and just apparently i look decent i'm
60:15
stressed so i'm doing this
60:23
i'll save your feet yeah maybe
60:28
maybe but the [ __ ] the memes though
60:31
i've gone okay i'm like almost there
60:33
like my road's coming up so
60:35
maybe maybe maybe
60:38
one big lighting coming
60:40
[Music]
60:41
it's not even my feet at this point it's
60:42
like my the muscles in my calves let's
60:44
be at a bus stop for a second
60:46
oh [ __ ]
60:50
guy won't pass on a cycle just staring
60:52
at me
60:56
ow only fans dude imagine i'm only fans
61:00
though
61:05
did you hear that
61:09
maybe i won't sit here
61:14
that bicycle is like me i can see him
61:16
just down the road they're just vibing
61:18
he's coming back oh [ __ ] he's coming
61:19
back it's like a while away though
61:36
foreign
61:48
oh no hey bro
61:53
hey bro how you doing yeah
61:58
i'm just [ __ ] around man
62:03
cool bike by the way
62:06
is that a fan
62:11
oh should i hear an owl oh [ __ ]
62:24
[Music]
62:33
we're on the home stretch now boys oh
62:35
[ __ ]
62:38
what's that [ __ ] okay stop touching
62:40
your face i'm not touching my face i'm
62:42
touching my hair i'm trying to move my
62:43
[ __ ] hair out the way
62:44
of my eyes ow look at him like limping
62:48
back now
62:48
ah jesus christ
62:52
also we're gonna get another like theo
62:55
in a moment
62:56
uh an irl sim
62:59
no i don't know if you heard that i
63:01
don't know how much i went in video
63:03
because i don't know how good the
63:04
microphone on these are
63:06
but hey bro anyone
63:10
what did you say hey bro what's going on
63:13
man
63:13
anyway is that a man that went yeah
63:16
he's [ __ ] around ow i said yeah
63:20
and he said something and then i said
63:21
you're [ __ ] around i think he said
63:22
what you're doing
63:25
oh my god in my head i was like dude
63:27
quarantine does the strangest things
63:29
quarant being bored during quarantine
63:31
man
63:33
honestly tell me you won't dress up as a
63:34
woman if you're that bored
63:37
answer me honestly okay i'm limping now
63:40
i'm gonna walk home without heels
63:41
i'm like right there though like i could
63:43
almost see my house
63:45
oh dude like oh my feet aren't adjusted
63:48
to walking flat
63:50
and my wait this hurts more what the
63:52
[ __ ]
63:54
that's more why okay
64:00
this sucks i'm on balance but like ow
64:03
like the back of my legs my back my legs
64:07
like i've taken them off the back of my
64:09
legs
64:10
was so like under tense pressure there
64:14
that like now i'm walking without heels
64:18
they're being stretched out again and ow
64:20
my
64:21
my achilles heel
64:25
okay you might try and tuck these under
64:27
my armpit
64:30
264 [ __ ] viewers how many stacks of
64:33
peep how many stacks of items is that
64:37
holy [ __ ]
64:42
i don't even you know i'm going to get
64:43
back and go play minecraft all right
64:46
i could go in the stream actually i
64:48
think i'm going to get back into the
64:49
stream
64:49
because i'm tired and i'm going to go
64:51
filming a mega video honor
64:54
oh [ __ ] oh wait we could try and do
64:57
omegle
64:58
i could just set up a black box to plot
65:00
to put over some on screen
65:02
maybe and try not to get twitch band
65:07
that's like so much glass on the ground
65:09
i'm like i'm looking at the ground so
65:10
much because i'm trying not to step on
65:11
glass
65:13
i can see like oh sparkly glitter things
65:16
on the floor nope
65:17
those are deadly shards of grass glass
65:19
grass glass
65:22
would you like glass in your feet madam
65:26
no plus i'm like i'm really trying okay
65:29
we're here
65:32
let's zoom you in on my bulbs
65:37
so you don't know where i live
65:40
ouch ouch ouch ouch nice
65:50
oh holy [ __ ]
66:04
hey but don't you look good though
66:07
i think i'm concerned hey ruby you awake
66:12
did you watch the stream
66:16
good i know i'm on twitch
66:21
do you not know what twitch is
66:38
[Music]
66:43
a little bit just on the home stretch
66:46
do you want to try one yeah i wasn't
66:48
gonna ask i was going to anyway
66:51
what's so sure though 11.
66:54
you know last time i was healed they
66:56
were like this big
66:57
when i was 11. dude look at them
67:02
oh they match my trousers oh wow yeah
67:05
i was going i was going the entire time
67:09
dude are you taller than me now oh no is
67:12
this freaking you out i almost fell
67:14
i don't know we put some right now oh
67:16
[ __ ] this is great
67:17
i'm still tall in there you're so tall
67:19
oh geez
67:21
don't snatch my weave no you can't leave
67:24
me i'm calling you
67:25
i'm gonna leave you have fun what
67:28
i'm busy you've got a pink tube
67:31
just one yeah come on
67:37
how do you do that what do we make do we
67:40
do a cooking stream now
67:43
i don't like falling
67:48
wash your hands okay i was hands
67:52
wash hamstrings
68:01
that's just being rude no if you really
68:04
haven't heard that and they heard what i
68:05
said oh
68:06
you're in for it you said
68:18
i don't know what it means either i'm
68:20
trying to fix my
68:37
everything right i've got everything
68:39
i've got good though
68:40
really hard better than i could ever do
68:43
for you
68:44
and your outfit like completely matches
68:45
as well dude
68:49
i'm so good at this you put you put out
68:51
there's
68:52
together better than most people uh no
68:55
this was a laura this is one of my
68:57
friends oh you know we should do it you
68:58
should wear this wig
69:00
is it a skirt it's a full thing it's
69:02
like connected but it's meant to look
69:04
like a skirt
69:04
really i've never even seen a skirt look
69:06
like that before dude i'm that cool
69:08
you really have to do that you might
69:10
have to tilt it off of it
69:14
put glasses oh [ __ ] that is so
69:16
precarious
69:17
that is on the ground that's incredible
69:20
dude i've just done a
69:21
[ __ ] magic trick with that how does
69:23
it how is it bad i don't
69:24
even know that's gonna fall down and
69:26
break my phone yep
69:28
okay cooking
70:06
[ __ ] someone broke into a uh someone
70:07
broke into a furniture repair furniture
70:10
store
70:10
no yeah the police were out there they
70:12
were looking at there's like five of
70:13
them they were looking at me as well
70:15
wow which one was it was it near it was
70:17
a lot like um
70:19
wow oh on that like road area well i
70:22
think i've seen that one
70:25
that's so sad i think the people there
70:26
they weren't very nice they're a bit
70:28
boring but you know they seem nice i
70:30
talk to them yeah i'm sure they're nice
70:31
people
70:32
oh that's really sad sucks for them
70:39
cooking stream what are you gonna cook
70:43
uh i'm gonna microwave that oh it's good
70:46
boy what's like
70:48
what's like a fettuccine alfredo oh
70:50
that's really good
70:51
good choice uh i just forgot this now
70:56
no i'm sorry
70:59
make eggs eggs eggs
71:02
eggs i can do eggs
71:07
again just feeling myself it doesn't
71:09
help they're like
71:10
double the size of my shoe size
71:13
[Music]
71:14
dude there's like the biggest gap on the
71:16
side of it it's like an inch or two of
71:18
difference but
71:19
uh this is way more [ __ ] nutritious
71:24
scrambled eggs
71:38
no ruby me
71:43
you're born for twitch
71:44
[Music]
71:46
i still don't understand that i never
71:48
even been on twitter why are you still
71:50
walking around in hills do you just like
71:51
feeling tall
71:56
[Music]
72:03
oh i look crazy trying to read these
72:05
they're gonna hear me yeah they
72:14
oh they said my name thank you i
72:16
appreciate
72:18
it i've found this now i'll get you
72:21
wrong
72:23
you dirty what the [ __ ]
72:26
you're my [ __ ] woman it would be
72:28
really bad if anyone woke up
72:40
this time we're making scrambled eggs
72:42
chat because honestly that's all i can
72:43
make
72:44
it's celestio v celestia is vegan i'm
72:46
talking about my friend celeste
72:48
vega she's vegan she's gonna hate she it
72:50
is a good name she doesn't
72:52
know she made it up still a good name
72:55
i made up the name finn stir yep
72:58
yours even had numbers
73:01
i should have been born with that man it
73:04
would have been pretty cool if you have
73:05
won like
73:06
finn oh yeah how can make scrambled eggs
73:09
you put butter in a pan and then you put
73:11
eggs into it and then you [ __ ] hit it
73:13
around until it doesn't become eggs
73:15
anymore
73:28
all right i'm gonna read your chat again
73:30
okay do you to read me some messages
73:31
from chat
73:32
yeah sure you just get you're in the way
73:35
you're stealing my life
73:36
all right where's that guy i don't know
73:39
one of them said
73:40
uh i don't know what one of them meant
73:42
uh it's too fast
73:44
oh somebody said i'm pretty thanks
73:45
somebody else how old um
73:47
no i'm like 94. she's like nine
73:50
how tall is he um
73:54
you know how tall i am usually don't
73:55
make them die i'm sure
73:57
um this just makes me seem short
74:01
he's like six foot i'm not six foot the
74:03
bank's got one yeah
74:05
thanks for lying for me they've probably
74:07
had this conversation like
74:08
last week but we have the conversation
74:11
if anyone ever asks up to a lamb please
74:13
lie for me
74:14
yep please lie and tell them that i'm
74:17
six foot five
74:18
six foot five bro i am five
74:21
seven lmfao
74:29
oh my god how do you read this is call
74:31
him rose
74:34
they've decided that my name's rose oh
74:36
that's why they said rose and ruby i was
74:38
so confused
74:39
that's both look there
74:50
ruby short gang okay
74:53
how tall are you ruby i don't know how
74:56
tall you are you grow all the time
74:57
well i'm under five three i'm under five
75:00
two that's not where you're under five i
75:01
am
75:02
five foot two point nine nine two no you
75:04
gotta say you're really tall so that
75:06
when they
75:06
when they see me and you together they
75:08
think i'm really tall
75:10
oh yeah i'm 5 10. i'm 5 11
75:13
yeah you said that's so disbelieving
75:19
yes i am i genuinely am both your names
75:22
start with the letter r
75:24
bro i'm six eight oh my god that's
75:26
really cool what's six
75:28
[ __ ] eight that's crazy that's a lot
75:30
well done
75:31
no we're all done really how do you oh
75:34
no i missed one can i scroll up
75:36
yeah you can but i wouldn't oh i was
75:37
asking i asked you a question
75:39
it's really easy to turn the screen off
75:41
oh okay i won't touch it just through
75:43
the stream
75:44
sorry for starting reading your question
75:46
i forgot to answer
75:47
i'm only five foot oh i'm five two so
75:50
i'm five five wow yeah but you're also
75:53
like young
75:53
and you're supposed to be tall that's
75:55
true how tall are you supposed to be
75:58
we've got like five inches extra now
76:00
exactly i would quite like to be five
76:02
five five six
76:04
that's a good height
76:08
[Music]
76:18
somebody somebody's german yeah unless
76:21
they're lying
76:21
bro germans are still real wow bro i
76:24
don't even think they're real
76:25
this is so good i'm 167.
76:29
ruby is he straight is he is this ruby
76:32
is just straight
76:33
tell them about my girlfriends oh yeah
76:38
don't say their names you can say the
76:41
last one the last one was even she
76:43
appeared on camera
76:45
i've appeared on camera too do they do
76:48
they are they
76:48
do you watch his youtube channel
76:52
don't go they say don't call this mr
76:55
bubba
76:55
his name is michael milo i named him you
76:58
did
76:58
i'm from mexico
77:02
[Music]
77:23
oh yeah sorry can they not hit yeah you
77:25
gotta speak loudly no i know i was gonna
77:26
ask you questions but i realized that
77:28
they could hear you look 16 should you
77:30
wait this is 16. no wait how old do you
77:32
think i am sorry i didn't oh
77:34
somebody said 14. you're i like how
77:35
you're at that later it's like
77:38
14. being thought of as old is such a
77:40
good thing
77:42
i'm almost at the age of being thought
77:44
of uh
77:46
no okay whoever said 17 give it a rest
77:48
come on
77:51
somebody said you sound like older
77:54
you sound like somebody said 18 16
77:59
oh happy birthday winnie turning 108
78:01
okay that's
78:02
cool can you tell she's got my humor
78:05
uh german
78:08
oh somebody's 12 well no get him out of
78:11
here
78:12
bye-bye somebody said some
78:15
people keep i can't say that because
78:17
then you'll know what i mean
78:19
i'm talking to him by the way did you
78:22
have
78:24
what what do they say
78:27
no what they say they're asking oh my
78:30
god
78:31
i grew them overnight yep you look too
78:34
some of you said the
78:35
kids that's gross um
78:40
so i can drink the eggs oh that's a good
78:42
idea
78:43
the only way to eat scrambled eggs oh
78:46
yeah here's a straw
78:58
man boobs too much pizza i'm from canada
79:01
oh that's cool i've never been oh stop
79:05
saying
79:07
how much do you i need to stop reading
79:11
these
79:11
guys it's the light picking her up okay
79:14
is it picking her up all right florida
79:18
wow this is actually really fun
79:20
washington okay let's ask a good
79:22
question about washington
79:24
yes okay cool have you ever seen the big
79:26
white house
79:27
mike's from the phone am i spinning from
79:28
the phone oh [ __ ] i'm actually on the
79:30
phone don't worry can you hear him
79:32
yeah i'm from the other side of the
79:34
world oh
79:35
wait dude there isn't even another side
79:38
of the website
79:39
the world's flat i don't know what you
79:40
mean
79:46
uh yes we can hear you guys from the
79:48
other side of the world bro stop talking
79:49
the government will hate you
79:52
mike from the phone yes i'm too okay
79:56
i don't really understand that
79:59
i thought the life was from there or
80:00
something is my
80:13
wow this is so cool ruby i'm from new
80:16
jersey
80:17
oh how am i today i mean i mean
80:20
today's started three hours ago so
80:27
i'm from asia don't want to tell me
80:31
want to tell you where okay maybe just
80:35
now half of people in this chat are
80:36
simps
80:37
i don't know she doesn't know what simps
80:39
are yes i do do you
80:41
yeah why do you know what a surprise i
80:42
know what multiple things
80:44
i'm not 9.
80:48
um i'm from india oh cool
80:52
oregano oregano do you want a piece of
80:55
toast i don't want it
80:56
you said oregon no oregon yeah
81:00
[Music]
81:12
don't make this i usually make more eggs
81:14
in this because i'm just kind of
81:16
snacking
81:17
george usa um does rose
81:21
like beans on toast yes
81:24
somebody said arigat do you say oregano
81:27
or origami
81:28
oregano yeah but then again i've never
81:30
actually used it is it called something
81:32
different
81:33
i said origami it's we have a big token
81:36
all right
81:42
going to become a streamer one day i
81:43
think
81:45
oh you're better than finn thanks i
81:47
don't thanks oh
81:48
dude what nothing
81:52
how can you say that i'm sorry and this
81:55
is too much
81:56
argentina
81:57
[Music]
81:59
nice do you think do you think when i've
82:01
read somebody's comment they're like
82:03
oh they read the comment oh dude you've
82:05
got 10 battery
82:08
can you click close oh god this is going
82:10
to be risky i know that's fine please
82:12
don't fall off there we go
82:13
okay it didn't fall australia a battery
82:16
check
82:17
okay you're from australia do they have
82:19
good snacks there
82:21
oh that's a good question yeah because
82:23
i've heard what are the snacks like in
82:24
your home country because every now and
82:26
then there's youtube videos where people
82:27
do like
82:28
eat tasting snacks from like japanese
82:31
culture something like that yeah they're
82:32
always
82:32
not that great well i've heard now this
82:35
probably shouldn't say it so
82:36
there's a lot of different like people
82:37
from different places here but i've
82:39
heard that
82:40
the chocolate in australia is much
82:42
better than the chocolate in
82:44
america oh [ __ ] yeah like dairy milk is
82:47
way worse than america apparently we've
82:49
got way better um
82:50
we've got way better um sodas than in
82:53
america soda
82:54
are you in america dude soda fizzy drink
82:57
we don't have a word for it even because
83:00
you think
83:01
we've got way better like coco i don't
83:02
know how coca-cola is
83:04
fanta tastes way better over here some
83:06
sprite somebody lives in africa that's
83:08
so cool
83:09
that was it was his name agent slime no
83:11
i did
83:13
ruby do your classmates know about your
83:15
brother
83:16
i have a brother they asked me if my
83:18
classmates know about do they know who i
83:20
am
83:20
are they subscribed i've i've told them
83:24
i mean before you left i recorded a
83:27
snapchat to my friend
83:28
like literally almost crying saying how
83:30
you made you walked into my room looking
83:32
amazing and she's asleep so she's
83:36
probably gonna wake up think i'm crazy
83:37
she's gonna be on rupaul's drag race
83:39
ruby is a better streamer than finn
83:42
dad keeps saying to try cheese on
83:45
scrambled eggs is it good
83:46
well cheesy eggs is the thing so
83:48
probably i've never even tried it i'm
83:49
gonna try it
83:50
this is gonna be the stream people stop
83:53
talking about his boobs
83:55
[Music]
83:57
the amount of comments saying about your
83:59
okay ruby fins you do your makeup or you
84:01
should do his makeup huh
84:03
ruby couldn't do mine make sure he let
84:05
me if you can hear me
84:07
oh what nothing
84:11
are you forgetting that i can i'm right
84:14
here
84:18
i'm not even listening to sound why am i
84:21
in hedge funds
84:21
i don't know i like them all right i
84:24
mean they add to their look
84:26
ruby i like your hair it's better than
84:28
pins no i don't like my hair it's very
84:30
bothersome
84:31
get a wig are your parents asleep yeah
84:34
not for long oh yeah tell finn that i
84:37
i missed it sorry i want to see a video
84:40
of only you playing minecraft skyblock
84:43
eyes
84:44
they want to see you playing a video of
84:46
it wait they want to see a video
84:48
of minecraft squads
84:52
i know that's what i usually make videos
84:53
i've been making videos on that for like
84:54
two years you are not caught up
84:57
ruby how do you call your brother i call
85:00
it finn
85:02
finn get over here fin step f1 nn5t
85:06
uh come downstairs you know it's
85:07
astonishing i i can actually just say
85:09
that very quickly without
85:12
blinking what thin i can spell it
85:14
completely
85:15
yeah so can i f1 and 5t er you're not
85:18
talented
85:18
i see what i have to deal with
85:22
tell finn that i want to see a video of
85:24
only ruby playing minecraft sky black
85:25
eyes i don't even know about it
85:28
oh that's what you meant oh sorry my bad
85:30
ruby's
85:31
roommate probably but she wouldn't
85:32
understand anything
85:34
have you ever played minecraft yes i
85:37
used to make skins
85:41
[Music]
85:50
he wants to see uh what's his name finn
85:53
on
85:54
rupaul's drag grace that would be good i
85:56
feel your pain
85:57
of having an older brother they suck hey
86:01
yes no he's not that bad
86:05
what games do you want to play um i
86:07
would play who said carl baskin anyway
86:10
okay he's gone so listen
86:14
make sure he lets me do his makeup
86:17
or okay
86:22
he's still there because i can see his
86:24
shadow but
86:26
he's trying to fix his wig oh sorry
86:29
his hair anyway okay what i said before
86:33
make sure you keep saying that because
86:34
he'll really love that
86:37
and oh
86:40
of course geppy and convinced him to
86:42
become an eagle
86:43
jew finn they want you to call skeppy
86:47
and convince him to become an eagle
86:49
i wish i could but my stream will
86:51
straight up die if i do anything that's
86:52
not strange
86:54
like i can't even play discord like the
86:56
reason why the stream had so many
86:58
problems with the start was because i
86:59
couldn't
87:00
i couldn't like um i couldn't be on
87:03
discord at the same time
87:04
really yeah wow i'm sorry
87:07
if you didn't hear that i can't call him
87:09
because the stream will die
87:11
because team speaks me twitch
87:14
suck no because if he switches to
87:16
streaming on his pc
87:18
then i'll have to get kicked off and you
87:19
don't want that you wouldn't want that
87:21
no
87:23
i don't know how i've maintained over
87:25
200 viewers or making [ __ ] scrambled
87:27
eggs with you
87:28
[Music]
87:30
um somebody said about a mighty
87:33
amigo i'm sorry i thought so me um
87:36
and something about sensor i don't know
87:37
i mean sorry
87:39
ruby does finn's makeup oh
87:43
we're not gonna stop bothering him about
87:44
that are we keep it up
87:47
discord you're also like still like
87:51
looking well you might think you thought
87:54
you could make oh she didn't make me any
87:56
eggs
87:57
oh okay it's 7 30 am i didn't sleep at
88:00
night and now
88:01
i'm watching guy doing nah cooking
88:05
oh so i missed it i'm a slow reader
88:08
supposedly you're a cross-dresser that
88:09
means you are not
88:10
gay but you dress like a woman
88:14
[Music]
88:18
okay finn let ruby do makeup
88:22
you wait might need you yours or you do
88:24
mine no what is it guys
88:25
what is it ruby do your makeup
88:28
see let ruby do your makeup
88:32
that's a terrible idea battery check
88:35
yeah
88:36
dude you're gonna need to tie your
88:37
friend let me review your makeup thing
88:39
i mean i'm finishing my scrambled eggs
88:41
and then yes let ruby do rose's makeup
88:43
somebody sells makeup wrong don't worry
88:45
i spell it wrong every time
88:48
jews eggs are right can you just
88:50
appreciate your outfit it looks really
88:52
good
88:53
on battery check battery jack seven
88:55
percent
88:56
we're going in there oh that's what they
88:57
mean oh that's gonna fall
89:00
oh can i touch your hair no i'm going to
89:05
i can't run in these heels
89:14
[Music]
89:23
like my most popular series on my
89:24
channel because it's really good i've
89:26
watched it
89:29
come on i don't want to call you anymore
89:32
dude rip steam tell him to buy
89:36
silicon boobs you heard them
89:40
ruby do you like any bands i think said
89:44
brand bands as in like that
89:47
i don't know bands um
89:50
rip quality very sorry 99 for 30 minutes
89:54
damn dude wow
89:58
oh no is it [ __ ] up oh no what
90:00
happened what happened
90:02
in fact we can connect to wifi now
90:16
we won't know if this is going to be
90:17
good or not what
90:21
everyone's saying f hold on it means
90:24
that my stream might be down
90:26
but i've got the spam again
90:32
where's my laptop at oh no oh wait back
90:35
now
90:36
it's good now hey no more f's
90:39
we're about to build up a laptop we
90:40
connected to my wi-fi
90:42
it's way faster thought i saw a ghost
90:46
i'm still quiet
90:52
yep oh my god i can't even stand up in
90:56
this
90:56
do you like to be smelly [ __ ] miss
90:58
anyone
91:00
this is how it should be
91:04
oh hi celestia oh
91:08
uh yeah celestia's here she's uh she's
91:11
vegan and i've made scrambled eggs and
91:13
cheese
91:13
because [ __ ] you
91:16
fun fact see where i'm standing now i'm
91:18
still in the stream here it's the whole
91:19
screen
91:20
so you can kind of see me behind the
91:21
chat you don't need to be like there
91:23
uh well i feel a bit stupid don't i okay
91:26
i can't see anymore because i don't have
91:28
the heels on look at how beautiful my
91:29
half eaten eggs on toasters
91:33
give me a minute i can't read it
91:39
you move faster than i did i didn't mean
91:42
that
91:42
get it laptop and do i mean i can't i
91:45
keep reading amigi
91:47
i know i know what it is you can't read
91:49
it omegle
91:50
omegle little a me
91:54
lmao where's the chats gone okay
91:59
sorry i just nobody had said anything i
92:01
got sad
92:02
where is the bacon we are not a bacon
92:05
household
92:09
well we do have bacon oh
92:12
[Music]
92:14
oh my god no bacon why we do not eat
92:17
onions with meats or any of the fish
92:19
we do not have the meats your fish juice
92:24
you know what that means oh i'm so proud
92:26
i know i've watched one episode
92:28
oh dude they're saying f i'm taking your
92:30
phone uh i thought you want to walk over
92:32
in there yeah
92:33
let's go and look tall okay i'm in heels
92:35
it's a bit wobbly
92:37
okay so how's everybody's day going
92:41
i can so
92:44
it's back um it's good now we're sorry
92:47
i'm so close to it
92:48
come back oh there's a demon behind me
92:54
[Music]
93:02
i'll do it i'll go outside i'll do it
93:20
no
93:23
[Music]
93:32
[Music]
93:34
oh
93:38
they meant a6d but they typed a69
93:40
because they suck
93:42
oh that whole thing nothing what do you
93:44
mean that whole thing
93:45
nothing what nothing are you calling me
93:48
out
93:49
no no no no no don't worry i want to go
93:52
over there because it's such a perfect
93:53
spot to put the phone on but i don't
93:54
have like
93:55
it's good on the radiator because it'll
93:57
stand up yeah but it's so far away no
93:59
there's one right there i'm gonna fall
94:01
over good
94:02
keep going on there can you not make it
94:04
longer um a little bit longer
94:06
put the butter thing in front of it
94:10
so smart let's put the thing made of
94:13
glass
94:14
and then fold it oh i don't want to
94:16
touch the screen i'm a bit scared it's
94:17
going to break
94:18
show what shows us what are they showing
94:20
they're just spamming your makeup
94:24
you go flirt with someone who whoops
94:27
the [ __ ] the dog yep bro
94:33
the dog's growling at nothing because
94:35
he's the dog and he growls at nothing
94:37
for no reason
94:39
oh hello just the side of that wait
94:43
wait idea time how close can i get that
94:45
to the edge they want a battery check
94:47
oh [ __ ] battery check four percent
94:50
we're gonna be here until it dies ch
94:52
chat
94:55
hold on i'm gonna use this lemon can i
94:58
do that um
94:59
probably no i'm gonna use a lemon oh
95:00
you're gonna end up
95:01
[Music]
95:03
i'm trying to stand the camera up on
95:05
something and i can't how can you be
95:06
this loud oh my god i can use it
95:07
i use the lemon lemon juice there's
95:11
actually a lemon right there
95:13
it's a rotting lemon oh um somebody
95:15
called rudy wants you to flirt with them
95:21
okay somebody else get dude no this is
95:24
no no no this is that's gonna be a whole
95:25
stream
95:25
who's verb just verb he's my friend no
95:28
verb
95:30
huh verb just verbs my friend oh they
95:32
didn't say just
95:33
they want me to snatch a wig do not do
95:36
that
95:37
you better not you know you know how
95:39
important i am
95:40
i know important people i can erase you
95:42
i can take you off the face of the earth
95:45
also don't know what they're talking
95:46
about it's your real hair
95:48
it's your real hair get your laptop okay
95:51
the
95:52
you should really get your laptop like
95:54
well i can't do laptop i can go onto the
95:56
computer though
95:57
yes i'm thinking i'm just as soon as
95:58
this phone does this is the until the
96:00
phone dies stream oh i like that
96:03
oh stop saying that camera
96:06
who's your favorite camera just
96:10
i don't have to wear um heels now charge
96:13
the phone
96:13
dude there's a charging price oh yeah
96:15
there is a charger oh by lemon
96:18
[Music]
96:22
oh that's perfect i'm so smart okay
96:25
there's not even a charger there oh
96:27
quick go get a charger okay time alright
96:30
go
96:31
one two
96:42
oh we're going way up so we can go way
96:45
down again
96:48
oh i'm so [ __ ] clever hold on
96:54
four but oh wow you did it like sub four
96:57
seconds that's crazy
96:58
i was counting the entire time i go on a
97:02
run like
97:03
three times a week
97:17
oh you can do it i believe in you do you
97:19
know how to charge an iphone
97:23
you gave me the worst look okay i'm
97:25
gonna break it
97:26
you're not gonna break it just put it in
97:27
the thing oh i did it
97:29
well done okay is it charging can you
97:31
check yes it is
97:33
how do you know i'm smart if you like
97:35
milo or not
97:37
all right you dick someone talk i got
97:40
the charger
97:41
it's my stream your nails don't match
97:44
your hair
97:47
shady [ __ ]
97:53
oh [ __ ] see my battery is charging but i
97:56
just
97:56
watched it go down so i'm not sure
98:00
if it is rude i know whoa warden's here
98:03
hey warden
98:05
one my editor will say hi to warden
98:07
she's been the person
98:08
yeah oh actually i do you're really
98:11
talented i really think you are
98:13
oh that's so nice yeah do you make your
98:15
thumbnails
98:16
i don't know okay well you are really
98:19
good at
98:19
her oh that was bad you're a really good
98:22
editor
98:24
you don't need to be that close to the
98:25
camera sorry
98:28
it's easy to read them i'm wholesome oh
98:31
these people are so nice i don't like
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this camera angle i want to be over
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there again
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you can't i want to be over there i
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don't care
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i went all the way up to my room to get
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that child i don't care we're going to
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do a [ __ ]
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phone dying straight i have to wear the
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heels again
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but i have to wear the heels again
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oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it we're doing this until
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the phone
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dies it's my turn to stop plug it in
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[Music]
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i don't care he doesn't love you guys
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i don't
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[ __ ] yeah start
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[Music]
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no yes you know i'm right don't argue
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with me
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i'm a woman now you're not allowed to
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argue with me i'm always right i want to
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you're not a woman you're like 12. i'm
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an adult i'm an adult
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huh woman i'm 17. you're not 17 you're
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still not an adult
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fine i'm 90. no hello
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see what you should do what brush your
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teeth
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what the [ __ ] wait is that dog
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toothpaste
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yep holy [ __ ] that's a terrible idea but
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good idea
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all right okay oh battery check battery
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check battery check
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two percent dude it's your favorite
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flavor
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what liverpool liver yep nice
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has mother even ever tasted liver we
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ever get another liver
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probably probably parties food oh [ __ ]
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dude we're such a good dog we're such
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good dog owners dude we really are
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never dude okay
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[Music]
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plug in the phone he did it is plugged
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in i'm smart now
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i got smart
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does he re does he reply to put reply to
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all of these when he's usually on stream
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because i think i'm better at it
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i think i'm better at it ruby for
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takeover channel
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i'll host ruby after this what do you
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mean
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what's what what should we do after this
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dream chat what are we doing after this
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what do you mean
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i don't understand what he's saying can
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you hear me yeah you can call me i feel
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like i'm just talking to nothing
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but i'm not actually like ruby now is
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your time to plug your social media
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you don't even i don't have social media
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your shoes are too wholesome i'm nine
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years old i've got it in the stream
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though i think i'm gonna
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i'm gonna end it don't block me
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you're not strong anymore
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are you calling ramen week his fave
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african
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is his agent i don't understand agent
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slime
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he's from africa he was bringing it up
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today's from africa oh
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promoting his stream in my stream
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so he's terrible
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don't say buy that or just encourage him
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he's gone
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he's touching up his makeup no i'm not
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yes he is
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ruby what was your first reaction when
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you're so thin as a girl
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today or like every day in the past five
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years
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what did you say oh they said what was
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your first reaction to you as a girl
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in the past five years
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oh an ego um it's been on the channel
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it was like a year ago yeah
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well i thought it was great i mean come
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on he pulls up
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dude but the thing is if you saw him in
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public
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you wouldn't think like um what like
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you're very tall though but
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okay your height is really scary
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yeah whoever said they were six wait six
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foot seven before
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i am yeah i'm six foot seven and now i'm
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seven foot four
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crazy all right okay i'm no get out of
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my way
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they don't want it i'm not ticklish
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since when were you not ticklish
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oh wait they asked me a question
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[Music]
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we've been yelling down here for how
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long okay let's
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not go over there because the internet's
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bad let's go
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terrible write someone i can't
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write anyone from my phone i wish i
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could but i cannot
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it's my office
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okay don't write slime i'm not gonna red
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slime so i'm still i can't even rate i
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can't raid i straight up can't raid
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uh when i press the options no i cannot
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i can share scream i can hide
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she's like pouting
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uh i can't read though i can't i can't
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type this there's a chat that i can read
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but there's no chat that i can type in
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she just she just walked in here and i
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had my leg spread open
104:17
she just closed my legs are you kidding
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me
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oh my god you little [ __ ]
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all right i hope you have fun stream uh
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i hope you have fun
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have a good night i wish i think i can
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end the stream i can't raid
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i don't know how from the thing there's
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no option to
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anyway anyway
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i'm going to go record and i'm going to
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[Music]
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i'm going to go record in a mega video
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and talk to people
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i know crazy right i can't wait for that
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video
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go check it out as soon as it hurts
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anyway peace peace see ya bye