00:00
all of this i hate everything and
00:02
everything about it
00:06
oh i hear your voice your first sentence
00:09
in the stream is i hate everything about
00:11
it
00:14
dude when i go onto my link like
00:16
twitch.tv instead it just gives me this
00:18
shitty
00:19
i can't even lock oh do i have to click
00:21
it oh i have to click it twice thanks
00:22
twitch for making that known
00:23
there was a network error am i live
00:26
god knows because like yeah you are yeah
00:30
apparently i'm trying to watch a video
00:31
of mine what is happening to me
00:34
where is the battle hi it's me this is
00:36
my hold on
00:37
i will do an intro as soon as i figure
00:39
out how twitch works
00:40
finally there we go hold on twitch
00:42
change their everything
00:44
good lord hi nice hair thanks it's
00:48
really bad actually
00:50
fun fact okay
00:53
yeah the uh
00:57
hold on i will make this work i promise
00:59
you i will make this work
01:01
i'm very big brain and i will make this
01:03
work
01:04
oh wow give me a sec thank you for
01:07
cheering i don't know what that i still
01:08
don't understand anything to do with
01:09
what that means
01:10
so hi it's me
01:13
i don't know if you know who i am today
01:16
but i
01:16
am we're playing pubg because it's the
01:19
only game that i like
01:21
that nose is huge freak you dude freak
01:23
you purp purple
01:25
freak you dude you go rose
01:28
no today it's the bathwater girl
01:32
i don't know if am i even allowed to say
01:34
her name on on this site
01:35
god knows it's belle oh god no someone
01:38
said it
01:40
wholesome street right
01:44
i don't even know how i addressed this
01:45
this is great
01:47
okay let me first say if this goes wrong
01:50
at any point during the stream it's
01:51
gonna look
01:52
scuffed like a little bit further in
01:54
because
01:55
this is the most precarious thing that
01:57
i've ever done the hair is going the
01:59
wrong way i'm not used to it i keep
02:00
wanting to do that
02:01
it's like resting on part of my eyelash
02:03
and this keeps wanting to fall off
02:05
this is going to be real scuffed real
02:07
quick but for now take your screenshots
02:09
now but to post them on twitter because
02:10
this is the best it's gonna be
02:14
hey there you go that's all you get oh
02:16
let me just quickly there's the outfit
02:18
i have to put this on because i have to
02:20
put hot on i had to put this on because
02:22
otherwise
02:22
you would have seen some stuff you
02:24
shouldn't anyway
02:26
wiggle wiggle more wiggle
02:33
that's heresy you're wearing the outfit
02:36
i am okay
02:37
hold on i'm trying to invite marco are
02:40
you coming warden
02:42
yes if you invite me though i invited
02:44
both of you you're welcome
02:46
i think i did it no i haven't oh
02:50
there you go you're welcome right uh
02:54
uh my eyes the sun's above my eyes the
02:57
sons of jesus
02:58
avert them oh laura you did a great
03:00
laura's not even here this is warden
03:02
talking
03:03
uh laura's not here i tried to get her
03:05
in and she's not [ __ ] here
03:07
does anyone know where laura is because
03:09
i wanted to stream
03:10
and i wanted laura to see this because
03:11
she hasn't seen this [ __ ] this is gonna
03:12
be a surprise
03:13
because this is my doing clearly
03:19
[Laughter]
03:23
yeah this is your walmart uh
03:27
checkout assistant version oh
03:31
a thanks of belle delphine
03:34
so you do this for fun or is the content
03:35
it's it's quickly became both
03:39
it was it was content and now i'm just
03:41
[ __ ] loving it it's great
03:44
can you do an officer like a policeman
03:48
sort of yes oh uh yeah but i
03:51
i i don't know maybe that's
03:53
controversial you know
03:55
why the kinky
03:58
you can just call it a cosplay like look
04:01
look i'm gonna show you somewhere
04:02
oh my god i've got one okay when will
04:05
you do a megal
04:07
this is hella scuff but i love it i know
04:09
it's gonna be
04:10
it's again it's gonna get worse and
04:12
worse from here
04:14
it's going to get so much worse and i
04:16
don't care
04:18
what okay thank you pubg is going to go
04:21
down and down
04:22
uploaded caitlyn hold on do i have
04:24
screen share on or do i have
04:25
okay i have game capture i'm going to
04:26
tab out for this what have you sent me
04:29
caitlyn from league of legends an
04:32
officer so you can just cosplay her
04:34
fair enough i'll cosplay i don't even
04:36
know i i don't know if we'll do cosplay
04:38
ever again
04:40
do a natural color
04:45
[Laughter]
04:50
like the one game that i'm actually okay
04:53
at
04:54
um i i mean
04:57
okay cs go i'm i'm better at csgo than
04:59
this but csgo can get boring very
05:01
quickly
05:02
pogchi's one of the only games that i
05:04
i'm fairly confident with
05:06
that i can at least get a kill um if i
05:10
get decent fps maybe
05:12
did anyone else land with us and i've
05:14
got my schedule
05:20
but the thing is marco and me uh
05:23
marco me are the only people that can
05:25
holy [ __ ] i found a silencer already
05:27
nice
05:28
uh marco me why do i keep doing that why
05:30
can't we the only people that
05:31
i'd say i'd want in a game with one's
05:34
just
05:34
i mean i mean no sorry besides of course
05:39
what i want you in the game to warden
05:42
don't worry
05:46
i'm fine i'm fine with dying don't worry
05:48
okay holy [ __ ]
05:50
i just found four i just found like four
05:51
first aid kits dope
05:54
i'm my mp5k for the game i'm going to
05:57
the city
05:58
is that a good up good plan i didn't see
06:01
nobody dropping there
06:02
so i'm gonna go i got a [ __ ] look at
06:05
my info two houses look at this
06:07
marco come here yeah look at my [ __ ]
06:09
m4
06:10
you ever surprised i got a three times a
06:12
suppressor and next
06:13
this is the best [ __ ] game i've ever
06:15
had and
06:17
i got level two everything immediately
06:19
this is the luckiest game thank you pubg
06:21
gods
06:23
i don't even have to help it they age
06:26
their cheers for the cheers
06:31
you know i'll take it huh you can come
06:34
to this city whenever you want by the
06:36
way
06:36
into the city that's another great idea
06:39
the city because i didn't see nobody
06:42
dropping here
06:43
so i was like i'm gonna oh there's no
06:45
way in hell nobody dropped to the city
06:47
you dropped like 20 people to go to the
06:49
city especially this one this one's the
06:51
one where i like
06:52
yeah this is i have been fighting a lot
06:54
of loot by the way
06:55
so okay i mean i'm just trying to make
06:58
sure you don't end up
06:59
marco are you really going over there
07:01
yes that's a terrible plan
07:04
okay uh i'll just i don't
07:07
honestly i don't want to risk my insane
07:08
m4 right now that i got with like one
07:10
house worth of looting
07:12
okay we can just stay out then i don't
07:15
know
07:16
but there's a lot of advancements i will
07:17
show you overwatch i will be the ac 130
07:20
keeping you safe don't worry
07:23
i cannot see anyone in this town there's
07:26
usually
07:28
there's usually tons of people though
07:30
yeah i don't like okay
07:32
they're the hundred percent is it's
07:34
weird
07:36
finn professor l i don't know who wants
07:38
to like score else
07:40
uh they might be good as a secondary
07:44
like a sniper maybe
07:46
does it do more okay i'm going to take a
07:48
scar because i have two
07:51
yeah guys coming out of diamond they
07:52
look like they've just looted the bunker
07:54
i'm coming over now i got my m4 they're
07:57
going towards the second village
07:58
i think i don't have any like scopes so
08:01
if you guys can give me something
08:03
uh oh i found one
08:06
group of brightly colored individuals
08:08
moving into the second city
08:10
they're messing yeah they're looting uh
08:13
i saw two people
08:14
let's see the guy in the orange there's
08:16
at least actually
08:17
okay do we move on i don't know
08:21
uh oh oh they're firing let's
08:24
not it does i hit one
08:27
i fired one bullet i hit it i gotta
08:29
silence the fam they'll never see me
08:31
coming
08:34
hope you're staying safe we use i mean
08:36
we're not in this game because we're
08:37
about to try and take on some random
08:38
team and lose
08:40
it's free on mobile is it i thought this
08:43
guy definitely saw me
08:44
[ __ ] i thought bathwater girl had a pink
08:46
set headset and caddies oh [ __ ]
08:49
i actually i did i got rid of them for
08:51
this one it's a lot more uh
08:54
it sounds a lot better so i i i have to
08:56
move
08:57
don't we oh [ __ ] why is that the
09:00
donation sounds still the content and
09:02
the streams
09:03
they always give me why is that still
09:06
the donation
09:15
[Applause]
09:21
oh i suck oh i suck
09:24
oh i suck oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude that
09:28
scream threw me off so much
09:30
[ __ ] no
09:34
oh god let me change that out for most
09:37
of that [ __ ]
09:39
no my insane my m4
09:44
oh jesus how do i make that default
09:46
again
09:47
uh jesus christ
09:53
default where is default god dammit
09:57
where's default
09:58
i like that one the best but there's no
10:00
default in there
10:03
i jesus [ __ ] to hear the sound again
10:06
[ __ ] you
10:09
it makes me jump every [ __ ] time uh
10:14
there's like a bunch of them but oh
10:15
screw it you know what uh
10:19
god damn it there's eight big success
10:21
you know what that's that's the one
10:25
that's a terrible donation noise
10:27
actually that's awful
10:29
but good lord why is there no just
10:32
defense
10:34
law didn't change just don't clip it how
10:37
dare you
10:39
oh god you know what that that can do is
10:42
the temporary one
10:43
[ __ ] it that's fine that sounds like
10:46
a games thingy jesus don't scare the
10:50
[ __ ] out of me
10:51
how much water
10:54
i don't know what did well dolphins send
10:57
it
10:59
[ __ ] what did what was beldolf
11:02
thirty dollars fifty dollars thirty
11:04
thirty fifty dollars uh
11:05
yeah you know what that sounds like a
11:07
fair price
11:09
that sound oh jesus christ
11:12
yeah just put how many ml of water
11:16
it looks like a cup like a small like
11:18
yeah
11:19
i mean if you want to handle it i mean
11:22
if you wanted
11:23
to you could spend two grand not even a
11:26
full
11:27
not even a full goal full of water i was
11:29
very disappointed in mine
11:31
it was like a shot it was terrible
11:40
you said you seem uncomfortable
11:45
okay jesus that's awkward
11:49
jesus [ __ ] christ will you show the
11:51
outfit i'm just i'm well i have to i
11:52
okay
11:53
this is like the classic one the bell
11:55
wall but it's
11:56
you know i have to okay let me show you
11:59
i have to wear this
12:00
because the actual way that this works
12:02
is like a onesie
12:03
where it's like it you know tucks under
12:06
and i don't really want that on the
12:07
internet
12:08
with you seeing uh you know it's very
12:11
easy to see the shape of stuff
12:13
i'm just saying maybe not they're not
12:16
the best idea
12:18
do you have fly high socks on i don't i
12:21
do wait i definitely own some though
12:24
idea [ __ ] i know i definitely own some
12:28
jump
12:31
the shape of stuff learn how to tuck to
12:33
save our eyes
12:35
fam do you know what tucking is my dude
12:37
i'm i ain't no sneaky
12:38
i don't know how to do that it seems
12:40
painful
12:43
there's a lot of people behind us in the
12:46
door yeah
12:47
they went to the other village across
12:48
the road
12:50
anyone's landing with us though
12:51
[Music]
12:54
i'm sorry bro but i had to donate that
12:56
cause you deserve it
12:58
lots of love again and sorry for scaring
13:01
me
13:02
on the street love ya
13:12
[Laughter]
13:20
[Music]
13:32
um do you have a gun that can shoot like
13:35
three times i've got m249 you know what
13:38
lightweight grip on the mp4
13:39
mp4 yeah i'm just going to shoot them
13:42
this is great oh okay
13:46
you know where they were and they llc
13:47
not a [ __ ] clue
13:50
they're just in there
13:54
hey oh [ __ ] thanks for 100 bits i've
13:56
never actually i don't think i've got
13:58
bits before
13:58
that's okay cool my first bits like the
14:01
twitch
14:02
cryptocurrency no it's mine god damn it
14:06
okay take it take it take it i don't
14:08
know i don't actually need it
14:10
uh i have an mp2 oh yeah
14:29
i need a helmet before i get one captain
14:31
a helmet
14:32
too bad uh i think someone just blew
14:34
into dome yeah definitely
14:36
yeah yeah they were in the they were
14:38
like
14:39
directly i think i
14:50
hey what i think i suck at this game
14:52
again
14:56
i'm blaming the eyelashes okay oh [ __ ]
15:00
hey warden he was somewhere on the left
15:02
like uh
15:03
south southwest sort of area i think in
15:06
from yeah
15:07
yeah i'm swimming here somewhere and
15:10
then he just switched
15:24
oh
15:39
anyway hold on you know i've got an idea
15:41
i'm going to escape criticism
15:44
we're playing today
15:48
so if i lose it's the character because
15:50
girl girls
15:51
girls don't even play video games that's
15:54
true
15:54
i can confirm wouldn't get into lobby
15:57
goddammit
16:00
what ant yeah i'm getting in it
16:04
worst outfit so far yeah
16:09
yeah jesus christ
16:13
let me see if let me see if laura's back
16:15
on
16:17
where she go oh she always can join the
16:20
call if she wants
16:23
i'm gonna try i'm gonna try draw female
16:25
you in a hoodie i like how everyone's
16:27
just like yeah this is the worst outfit
16:28
you've done
16:30
this is yeah this is the worst one
16:33
my volunteers what the [ __ ] i
16:36
volunteer as your boyfriend as my boobs
16:38
have nothing on the ones you've got
16:40
most in in all fairness most don't
16:44
these things are just these these things
16:46
are magical for example
16:48
they're very very cheap on amazon and i
16:50
highly recommend them
16:54
i told that i told him to get this
16:55
outfit a while ago and i feel blessed as
16:57
you should
16:58
i mean i don't know i got i remember
17:00
someone i don't know if it was in fact
17:02
you know i don't remember your name um
17:04
i don't know i don't know if you
17:05
remember your name saying it but i do
17:06
remember someone saying
17:08
get this get this outfit and that's why
17:09
i got it so
17:11
you probably gave me the inspiration for
17:14
this
17:14
it's terrible this is a terrible thing
17:17
let me turn my brightness up on the
17:18
monitor
17:22
come here brightness please oh [ __ ] by
17:25
the way the omegle video
17:26
is um i've done
17:30
two or three clips for it now i've done
17:33
okay i've done two or three clips for
17:34
the omegle video
17:36
uh i just need to edit it because i've
17:38
got like two and a half hours of footage
17:41
and [ __ ] gnats in it
17:45
fun fact i think i'm the only one that
17:47
likes this outfit
17:48
maybe oh yeah friends our
17:52
dropping spot is it this huh this is
17:56
this one usually we can go somewhere
17:58
let's go we could go into a village
18:00
or town oh no i'm just asking do you
18:03
want to go to this house
18:04
to the big town
18:08
the big town the
18:11
the
18:15
finn at the end of the stream just take
18:17
off the wig and see how stupid you look
18:18
as a guy in girls clothes very but then
18:21
again i've
18:22
i've i'm throwing my hair out for
18:24
coronavirus i
18:25
still haven't figured out why i think
18:26
it's just because i'm like people in the
18:28
little
18:28
like city behind oh they're going to the
18:30
city actually they usually all come to
18:32
this one
18:33
but there's not even that many people it
18:35
looks like we've got like two squads two
18:36
two three teams yeah
18:38
i didn't drop correctly they've got one
18:41
of those like
18:42
big cool interesting uh parachutes so
18:44
they're good players
18:45
i'm scared scared
18:49
yeah maybe we should have maybe we
18:50
should have played some warm-up games
18:52
before this
18:53
you can play like the team deathmatch oh
18:57
you say that maybe i i have to
19:02
yeah you're making bad decisions i feel
19:04
like
19:06
no screw it i'm gonna grab that
19:11
oh oh hello
19:15
hey m4 oh dude i'm [ __ ]
19:18
i'm ready dude i'm wearing this guy i
19:20
still i've got like a scarf
19:22
oh actually i've got a scarf of a
19:23
three-time scope looks too bad
19:25
29 says you forgot to record i still
19:28
haven't recorded
19:29
that i keep thinking i'm going to and
19:31
then i keep missing it
19:33
i'm really bad at this why did i put the
19:34
lightweight grip on it i don't know
19:50
like um uh i'll try and actually
19:54
you know try hard this game that was a
19:56
really long way of saying that
19:58
i'll try and not die
20:02
oh let's go
20:07
there's been no shooting in here and
20:08
that scares me a little bit yeah i think
20:10
you might have just jinxed it
20:13
there's been a shooting here damn it's
20:15
so quiet
20:17
what no okay fine fine it's quiet i'll
20:20
i'll agree with you for now
20:22
it's quiet wait can i not go upstairs
20:25
anymore is there no other stairs
20:27
stairs no stairs okay ah there we go
20:31
this is not it's not mobile pubg it's
20:34
just regular pubg
20:35
but the good version of punchy oh jesus
20:39
christ the dbs
20:41
oh i see a person uh the building that's
20:43
south from you big tall building four
20:44
story
20:46
oh [ __ ]
20:59
okay thank god i scared myself
21:04
uh finn i think he went down i think
21:06
he's eight
21:08
uh second second i've got not a great
21:11
angle on it
21:12
hold on
21:16
i heard that that sounded like ground
21:18
floor
21:19
yeah if you oh my god i keep the legs
21:34
hey i suck at this game are you filming
21:37
are you guys
21:38
lying all the time what oh no i said
21:44
i'm trying so hard
21:47
i promise i'm trying so hard
21:51
i um
21:55
you know maybe we should play some maybe
21:57
we should do a warm-up
21:58
maybe i shouldn't have played this game
22:00
after not playing it for like two or
22:01
three days
22:02
oh will you go outside today
22:07
i don't know chat will i it seems like
22:10
it would be a bad decision
22:15
so i could get out of doing the outlast
22:17
thing i haven't helped you
22:19
they're not out last jesus christ uh
22:20
resident evil obvious reasons
22:23
okay i'm gonna watch marco have you seen
22:26
your hair is fluffy what do you mean it
22:28
looks awesome
22:32
um it's it's not terrible
22:36
okay the reason why is because like i
22:37
know you can't
22:49
go to the crate you should go to the
22:52
crates
23:02
no i don't want to they're getting
23:04
they're shooting at me
23:06
go to the crate warden there's really
23:08
cool stuff in the crate
23:11
it's over the hill if you can get it
23:14
oh my god you're gonna kill me it's a
23:16
good idea does that work it's not where
23:17
i got sniped from
23:19
maybe you see her shooting
23:23
[Music]
23:34
jesus
23:36
hey do you want to play the team death
23:37
match game mode yeah let's play team
23:39
death
23:40
let's warm up let me make sure i can
23:42
still shoot a gun
23:43
straight oh god
23:46
one wouldn't peer pressure into getting
23:48
crates
23:50
i'm sorry ruby still needs to do your
23:51
makeup by the way ruby
23:53
uh no ruby doing my makeup it would just
23:57
look like normal me
23:58
cuz like this is like almost this is a
24:01
lot
24:03
uh hold on let's go to where the [ __ ]
24:07
arcade okay it's an arcade i think yeah
24:09
team deathmatch oh no i've played this a
24:11
lot
24:11
um i don't know if they polished up
24:15
since the last time you played
24:17
that was what is that
24:20
nice now did one warden you need to join
24:22
the lobby or i can't do anything
24:24
i think she went to the toilet
24:28
this is great finn play apex like apex
24:31
legend sucks i'm not gonna lie
24:33
aplx legends is not fun i think we
24:35
played it for like a week and then you
24:36
got bored
24:37
we played it for like a week i remember
24:40
hitch really liked it
24:42
and i hated it it was not fun at all
24:44
yeah
24:46
why would you just why would you would
24:47
you always have the
24:49
worst ideas this game is not
24:53
this this game is not for men it's for
24:55
[ __ ] you have to hide and
24:57
just snipe no it's no it's not you gotta
25:00
hide you gotta hunt the mountain
25:02
watch team deathmatch is uh exactly like
25:05
this
25:05
you just spawn you kill and you don't
25:08
carry on
25:08
oh they just just jump everywhere so
25:12
you know in team in tdm you it's just
25:14
snipers isn't it
25:15
like it's like sniping ends on the map
25:18
i mean there's one one is just snipers
25:22
uh i don't think i've played on this one
25:23
actually i have played on this one it's
25:25
annoying but it's not too bad uh where
25:28
are we
25:28
so i'll salva uh i'll get the important
25:31
jumping jacks tutorial jumping jack
25:33
you just want to see the boobs go up and
25:35
down your
25:36
little yeah yeah inappropriate little
25:40
yeah inappropriate inappropriate
25:44
you should do an exercise with finn
25:46
every couple streams
25:47
exercise you just want me to go walking
25:49
you just want me to be in danger
25:51
tell me the truth chat you just want me
25:54
to be in danger
25:56
i've been playing minecraft on windows
25:58
10 windows
25:59
uh-huh yeah i was gonna say the rtx came
26:04
out on the windows 10 version of
26:05
minecraft
26:06
it looks okay it didn't okay yo
26:10
controversial opinion rtx doesn't look
26:12
like that like i've seen
26:13
other shader packs but it is cool it's
26:16
cool concept
26:17
i enjoy it holy [ __ ] they added textures
26:22
well they added textures to the like
26:24
blocks like catch light
26:27
some breakdown of how they were doing it
26:32
they watched some they had to like add a
26:35
bunch of
26:35
normal maps to all
26:52
like 60 or 70 fps yeah
26:54
[Applause]
27:02
i remember i was playing it before and i
27:03
couldn't hear your voice now i can't hit
27:04
anything
27:06
oh is that a guy that's the guy there oh
27:08
he's dead
27:10
game sounds too loud yeah i know hold on
27:20
is he shooting with like a mini oh
27:24
why am i i've been talking underground
27:26
i'm sorry
27:32
see in my audio this is so low
27:36
um but heck
27:42
come on you come on you got quiet
27:45
on you i'm trying to get kills my friend
27:49
hey what are you doing don't shoot at me
27:52
ah
27:54
come on give me your head give me your
27:55
head god [ __ ]
27:57
oh [ __ ] oh my god
28:00
i suck at this games say
28:03
apples am i right chat
28:07
wait am i done
28:10
finn what do your nails look like today
28:12
they look normal everything's
28:14
good everything's
28:29
nothing nothing who are you talking to
28:34
[ __ ] it i'm pushing this guy ah
28:37
running gun finney what's up to everyone
28:42
okay
28:49
uh say something marco hello
28:53
oh say oh wait hold on what the [ __ ] why
28:55
are you so loud
28:58
okay try it again hello that should be
29:01
fine
29:03
i'm [ __ ] stupid hold on
29:07
uh okay i'm just gonna get
29:10
this to a normal rate my audio is always
29:13
[ __ ] stupid with this
29:15
and okay
29:19
i'm just telling about invite to
29:23
hey bud listen marco we'll go in as a
29:26
team marco
29:27
why do you not have a chat why do you
29:28
not have a chest chest
29:31
you're naked in a battlefield i've been
29:33
shot a few times okay
29:35
i had to take it off it's fine i'll be
29:37
your bulletproof i'll i'll be your
29:39
best come here follow me stay close
29:41
there's going to be a guy
29:46
this is not going to work i've got the
29:49
pan as well marco i'm getting with you
29:51
guys throw the pan but you can throw it
29:54
yeah did you throw the van
29:58
marco throw the pan oh where'd you die
30:00
from
30:01
it's fine where are they ah oh i missed
30:04
oh [ __ ] i just apple pogs what does that
30:08
even mean
30:09
alpha real okay fine okay fine i'm in
30:12
the middle of an intense gun battle but
30:13
i'll show you my [ __ ] skirt for a
30:15
second
30:16
okay wait hold on wait [ __ ] like try and
30:19
get the thigh hoes
30:20
should i be a real ego for a minute um
30:24
because i think i know i think i have
30:26
them actually
30:28
oh hello do you remember i bought them
30:30
ages ago
30:33
i've got gillies good spray fin that was
30:36
pretty good
30:36
you're finally learning how to use the
30:38
m4 fin listen if i'm not gonna
30:40
positively encourage myself who will
30:46
oh jesus good spray fin was that the
30:48
game winning kill yes it was
30:51
good spray finn yes thigh highs yes the
30:53
apple pog
30:54
what the [ __ ] is apple [ __ ] is that some
30:57
sort of
30:57
i don't i don't understand i don't
31:00
understand
31:02
okay give me a minute i will search
31:06
far and wide see if i have these
31:14
that's not that
31:21
oh the things i do for live streams
31:27
what the [ __ ] is that why do i own you
31:30
dude
31:34
oh wait that's kind of that oh my god oh
31:38
what wait you didn't see where i got
31:40
shot
31:42
you never did it's just a part of the
31:45
game
31:46
why can i not oh wait you know what
31:49
screw it this is gonna work perfectly
31:51
fine
31:52
they're gonna be two different colors
31:53
because you know what
31:55
i don't care enough
32:02
oh jesus what
32:06
i'm gonna try my absolute darndest not
32:08
to
32:09
expose myself while i'm doing this
32:16
oh [ __ ]
32:19
[ __ ] what nothing i'm dying
32:26
they're gonna be two different cause
32:30
hey are we winning can you pause it for
32:33
a second
32:35
hey guys can you pause the game for a
32:36
sec
32:38
my mom can you pause it and put the
32:41
dishes
32:42
away your laundry's not done
32:45
clean your [ __ ] room put your put
32:47
your game on pause
32:48
okay fine fine chat here you go
32:51
fine check holy [ __ ] there
32:55
are you happy now are you happy i better
32:58
see some pugs in chat
33:00
i better see some because jesus i just
33:03
put a lot of effort into this
33:10
holy [ __ ] okay
33:17
please do not clip it may i add that
33:19
whenever i do stuff like that my viewers
33:21
go up maybe
33:21
maybe i should really lean into this
33:23
meme
33:25
okay
33:28
oh who's shooting me
33:34
that was pog made my lug hard what
33:42
you just shot at me there's someone over
33:44
there probably oh thanks so much for the
33:46
bits
33:47
god damn it ugh
33:52
you should wear your thigh highs with
33:53
pink heels okay listen
33:56
you know what maybe
33:59
you know what maybe but
34:02
not yet because i'm busy missing a bunch
34:06
is there a guy yep yep
34:11
i don't know how that happened no no no
34:14
no no
34:17
oh jesus let me region oh i am rejoining
34:20
what the heck
34:21
yeah you regen when you don't get shot
34:23
oh hell yeah dude that's like my
34:25
favorite thing
34:28
okay yeah i think they give you like two
34:29
boosts at the start yeah they're really
34:31
helping me out here
34:34
where are you where are you oh hey we
34:37
won
34:38
hey we won i'm the worst player
34:42
oh you got you got one kill though
34:44
that's brother yes i did
34:46
with the sniper if you wear the if you
34:48
wear the pink heels you should have a
34:50
nice healthy walk
34:53
you mean they're stripper boots
34:56
is that what you mean something
35:00
is that what you mean by that because i
35:02
don't know if i agree with your
35:04
best best day ever i swear
35:07
finn i've finn i've been subbed ever
35:10
since 30k
35:11
subs recognize me oh how i have fallen
35:13
from grace
35:16
oh [ __ ] you should go out in public with
35:19
them oh
35:19
[ __ ] psych everyone just wants to see me
35:22
do an irl stream
35:25
where the stripper boats no
35:29
i mean okay [ __ ] if i get like listen
35:32
the last one i did because i was trying
35:34
to escape a game and also zorro donated
35:36
like 400
35:39
are we gonna do another one of those
35:41
maybe
35:43
maybe and also it's way earlier than
35:45
yesterday
35:47
so big maybe if something if something
35:51
insane happens i will go out on a walk
35:54
and i i i will that fine that's my word
35:58
if something if something cool happens
36:00
i'll go out on a walk okay is that a
36:03
good deal chat
36:05
yeah yeah getting chicken dinner on on
36:08
pubg getting hold you're gonna make me
36:11
try and lose
36:12
oh this map sucks i just i hate this
36:15
flap this one
36:16
do you want to leave yeah okay let's
36:19
leave this map sucks
36:21
that's terrible zorro that's your cue
36:27
sorry it's gq [ __ ] sake
36:31
okay uh hop into the get up into the
36:33
lobby you two
36:34
uh leave how much how i don't know
36:38
enough to make me go oh [ __ ] you know
36:40
someone crash a car outside of his house
36:42
yeah that'd do it
36:43
also as soon as you said that someone
36:44
just pulled up to my drive
36:49
jesus christ got scared there
36:54
finn are you unsure about your sexuality
36:56
or just a straight guy committing to
36:58
memes
36:58
honestly it's the second one and it's
37:01
i'm just having a i'm having a whale of
37:03
a time
37:06
i think i would only do this i'm only
37:08
doing this just because i'm very aware
37:09
of how my sexuality is i'm just like i'm
37:12
i'm good
37:14
jesus christ i don't even pronounce that
37:17
name
37:17
chara chara i thought it's kara
37:21
what are you reading uh uh
37:24
some person say hi to say hi
37:28
or something yeah oh say hi car oh yeah
37:31
that's gotta be car
37:32
i don't know corazon
37:37
oh god no one's seeing no one's seeing
37:39
today's outfit jesus christ
37:41
this is far worse than before
37:47
are you single yes currently ladies
37:51
ladies have you ever wanted to date
37:52
beldelphine but can't because you're not
37:55
you don't like women well have i got a
37:58
deal for you
38:01
wait you know that's my strat okay you
38:03
know how like every girl ever they
38:05
always like they always give that thing
38:06
of just like oh my god she's so cute
38:08
blah blah
38:09
and then they they don't they don't have
38:10
a date girls because you know a lot of
38:12
girl a lot of girls aren't into girls
38:14
that's just how things work listen i can
38:17
be the best of both worlds
38:21
exactly that's my that's where i come in
38:26
i have not seen a single person i don't
38:28
mean either
38:29
i think they're all hiding i'm just
38:31
going to the only time i've been killed
38:32
by grenade
38:35
i haven't seen anyone i keep seeing
38:36
people i keep i just saw you die
38:38
i don't know where from though is that a
38:40
guy that's a guy
38:42
and he's still now i think that's just
38:44
all in like
38:45
the second or third floor like roofs i
38:47
guess so and also everyone's following
38:49
me so their respawn points are getting
38:50
[ __ ] up
38:52
oh oh i see one i found the first person
38:56
oh i died you know what surprisingly
38:59
this is fairly comfortable not gonna lie
39:01
like it's like warm it's good
39:05
how did you just die and i what oh hey
39:08
buds i stopped
39:16
god damn it god damn it i mean
39:20
sexual so you're a lesbian
39:23
that's one way you can say that
39:28
oh my god i almost shot my my own team
39:32
who someone just shot a goddamn
39:35
explosion at me oh they keep coming
39:40
uh where are they now i'm going to go
39:42
over here i'm scared
39:45
this is the worst gun very much but what
39:47
gun
39:48
thunder thighs what do you even mean oh
39:51
my god
39:56
i would like to say i have still not
39:57
died
39:59
but that would be a lie no i haven't
40:01
died oh
40:02
i'm doing really well i probably never
40:05
will die
40:08
ah
40:37
this is a great one [ __ ] oh god if only
40:40
laura was here
40:42
if only laura was here she would know
40:44
that thing off my [ __ ] heart
40:47
where is everyone okay they're
40:50
definitely over here
40:54
hey i'm doing okay now i kind of learned
40:56
how to spray ah
40:57
that's okay that's my team
41:01
come on come on don't be scared hey bud
41:04
where'd you go there's another guy right
41:08
there
41:10
oh my god [ __ ] am i on my bullets what
41:16
what come around the corner where did
41:19
that man go
41:20
what i um
41:23
why is laura not here i don't know she's
41:26
not here she just
41:27
left and i have no idea why i'm gonna
41:29
add her again
41:33
god damn dude she was gonna i was said
41:35
like oh i got a surprise because like i
41:37
was i she doesn't know about all this i
41:38
was gonna surprise her with the
41:40
you know belle del fien really accurate
41:42
cosplay
41:44
but you know your bullets have holes
41:47
what you should facetime someone and get
41:50
their reaction
41:52
that's a [ __ ] great idea
41:55
who should i facetime i know verb
41:58
has seen the stream oh should i play
42:00
something i know verbal pick up
42:02
wait skeppy messaged me skeppy messaged
42:04
me today saying we should ts sometimes
42:05
it's been a minute
42:07
play face on should i try and facetime
42:08
skeppy yeah sure
42:10
sorry there's no way he's gonna pick up
42:13
it's like
42:14
this is like when he records whatever
42:17
whatever let's disturb him
42:20
yeah just do it dude
42:26
without accidentally showing his number
42:41
what's wrong i thought you wanted to
42:42
talk yeah
42:47
i'm selling i'm selling bathwater now
42:52
okay where the [ __ ] are you
42:55
oh i mean if you say something they can
42:57
hear you before you say something
43:00
yeah okay okay okay okay
43:03
message me all right well we gotta talk
43:05
on ts i promise i won't look like this
43:07
next time i'm sorry bye
43:13
i didn't think he'd pick up he's like i
43:15
don't know where he's going though
43:17
okay he's going somewhere but secret
43:18
information i don't know what it is
43:24
oh my god he's going through his bedroom
43:28
no i don't think he's uh i don't know i
43:30
don't know
43:32
finney or hack finn you're hacking are
43:34
your boobs wait what
43:36
i don't know if the your hacking comment
43:38
was opposed to pub g in which case i
43:40
have no idea how you managed to get that
43:42
information
43:42
or are you hacking like what real life i
43:45
just typed in some code and i grew some
43:47
bobs
43:50
do you wanna see the picture edited for
43:52
you oh yeah send it me on twitter i
43:53
always check
43:54
i always check like the tweets and stuff
43:55
i spend a lot of time checking my
43:57
mentions on twitter you'd be surprised
44:00
[ __ ] you you're doing great
44:05
why am i not aiming aim what my button
44:08
is not working
44:09
straight up are you aim
44:13
aim hey what the [ __ ]
44:16
can i i can't aim why can i not him
44:21
what just happened controls
44:27
hey wait ada what
44:31
okay but wait that's a hold
44:37
why was that why how did that just get
44:38
changed you kidding
44:43
what the [ __ ] just happened confusion
44:46
level 100 yeah
44:48
do you know skeppy's middle name is amid
44:50
um
44:52
i don't i don't know i don't know
44:54
whether that's
44:55
if i i don't know whether that's
44:56
actually a true statement
44:59
uh i know his first name is zach
45:03
oh gonna go splash myself with holy
45:06
water
45:07
finn's been hacked oh no i've been
45:10
hacked i've been given bobs by the
45:11
hacker
45:13
no show me your face thank you ah oh
45:16
that guy's got a sniper
45:18
holy [ __ ] if you're going to fan art
45:21
discord i drew you as bathwater girl
45:23
please hold on i'm going on one sec
45:29
uh cannot find out that
45:37
holy [ __ ] hey look it's me
45:40
hey look he's me but like uh pink.net
45:42
that's cool actually it's a good job
45:44
face
45:54
oh [ __ ] did you see the one did you see
45:56
the one
45:57
uh on twitter that pika posted i'm
45:59
teaming with skeppy in the uh
46:01
i'm teaming with skeppy in the um
46:03
minecrafter
46:04
ultimate hunger games thing oh i'm
46:06
trying to get it up now
46:07
without leaking my dms with 30 virus um
46:11
oh yeah okay look it
46:14
so they posted this on twitter right
46:17
they post the minecraft ultimate event a
46:19
ton of youtubers in it scaffy's doing it
46:22
they said oh it's fincher and scappy
46:25
hey it's skeppy and dare
46:30
it's me jesus christ
46:33
i'm disappointed so am i
46:37
holy [ __ ]
46:42
my what why wireless mouse why um this
46:45
one
46:46
it's not just wireless mouse it's like a
46:48
it's a wired and wireless mouse because
46:49
it's
46:50
cool no it's mine no it's my no it's my
46:52
nose mine good okay i got a suppressor
46:54
it's fine
46:55
they'll never know i'm here
46:58
they'll never know i'm here
47:02
hold on they're never gonna know i'm a
47:03
silent assassin
47:10
see that guy doesn't even know where i
47:12
am look at it look at the way he's
47:13
looking around
47:14
because i'm missing every shot he
47:15
doesn't know what's happening
47:19
look at that guy didn't even know where
47:20
i was look at him now he's dead because
47:23
of me
47:29
i'm gonna move in here it's a bad angle
47:32
oh god that's not a door that's open or
47:34
it is but not the wrong way not the
47:36
right way even [ __ ]
47:38
i'm gonna push him bunny is on the
47:40
current outfit would have been pretty
47:41
close but a bit
47:43
but a bit of fan art oh back
47:46
i'm not disappointed yeah no the i
47:50
i what do i get next one he is i've got
47:51
the bunny ears from i've got the bunny
47:53
is from the playboy one
47:56
from the playboy thing from the for the
47:57
bunny outfit
48:00
they're not white though they're black i
48:01
think bunnies ah
48:03
one suit i've got the hello friend
48:08
why did my gun how are you i'm just
48:10
going to kind of follow him hold on
48:13
oh
48:16
my friend dude how's my friend
48:20
dude i was gonna knife him i was gonna
48:21
knife him back with my karambit
48:23
plate i'm not angry i'm just
48:25
disappointed i wonder how much
48:27
i wonder how much money finn has spent
48:28
on clothes and stuff
48:31
i don't like to think about it not gonna
48:33
lie
48:35
let's go on to uh let's go on to an
48:36
actual game it's steppy and rose
48:39
i should have corrected him damn rose
48:42
what are you doing later tonight maybe
48:44
going on a walk i haven't figured that
48:45
out yet oh my god
48:51
let's go what what map should we play
48:56
there map you guys play all the time
48:58
character
49:00
yeah i like carrick
49:03
i may draw you both i may draw you uh do
49:06
we want
49:07
do you wanna do your third pass for the
49:08
first person i haven't done third person
49:10
in so
49:11
long do you wanna try oh yeah okay sorry
49:14
i was queuing as a third person for some
49:16
reason
49:20
the rate you're spending how long before
49:21
your girl wardrobe outgrows your
49:23
oh jesus christ honestly
49:26
you can try a third person i don't like
49:28
third person i'm gonna watch the stream
49:30
we're not doing third person oh you're
49:32
good in first person
49:34
yeah you can try one okay
49:37
me and mark i'm gonna join the next yeah
49:39
yeah yeah not two months
49:42
okay we're not that good we're great
49:45
marco here's what we're gonna do
49:46
uh i'm gonna i'm gonna not be a streamer
49:49
anymore and we're actually gonna try and
49:50
win
49:51
okay yes don't say that on stream
49:54
it's all loose i'm gonna try and win
49:55
this
49:57
how many wigs do you have oh [ __ ] i've
49:59
got
50:00
uh damn can i even count them on both
50:04
hands
50:04
uh i think i've got like four
50:08
no i've got i've got like six because of
50:10
this one
50:11
and the other two holy [ __ ] i've got
50:13
like five or six
50:14
oh god
50:17
oh no oh no
50:22
hello jojo
50:26
finn if you read this add water's on
50:27
discord i will sub next stream
50:29
that's not how that works that's not how
50:32
that's not how that works
50:34
that's not how why don't you just grow
50:36
your hair
50:37
okay i mean how long do you reckon this
50:38
would take maybe like three years
50:42
you know i'm definitely going to be
50:44
doing the exact same thing do that
50:46
well i'm definitely going to be the
50:48
exact same thing in three years
50:50
i i you know do it
50:53
oh what is that i think his family has
50:56
seen
50:56
uh i think it's a uh it's a league of
50:59
legends
51:01
yes what is that who is that kda
51:05
akali kda
51:19
i don't think it suits me grow your hair
51:21
and diet pastel pink that's the one
51:27
what needs if we win this if we win this
51:30
game i'll grow my hair out and die
51:31
pastel pink let's go
51:40
i'm still going to try and win because i
51:41
do want to win you're a little tall to
51:44
be misspelled or fiend anything a little
51:46
bit
51:46
you know maybe i didn't maybe add in the
51:48
giant pink heels and i think it's uh
51:50
lol he's shorter than he claims don't
51:52
listen listen super monkey jam
51:55
don't you dare i'm tall i'm really tall
51:59
i'm so tall okay i'm sorry i'm gonna
52:02
stop being a streamer now but i'm really
52:03
tall i'm like seven foot
52:05
uh there's a few dropping close yeah
52:08
okay
52:09
uh a few drops near um a few dropped
52:12
into the town
52:13
two two guys dropped to the next village
52:16
so one team
52:18
and i haven't seen them since yeah
52:20
they're just looting
52:26
stupid huh i haven't got much yet
52:30
oh there you go got mp5k okay cool
52:35
vinster if you could dye your hair what
52:36
color would it be i don't think i'd dye
52:38
my hair
52:39
i just don't think i'd dye my hair um
52:43
i mean oh [ __ ] oh yeah
52:47
i i um if i could
52:50
okay as a guy or as a girl because like
52:53
if i was a girl i'd just [ __ ] go all
52:56
out and just go pink
52:58
but if i was a guy i like my hair and
52:59
not dyed like quite a lot like i
53:01
don't think it suits a different color
53:04
i'm gonna lie
53:05
that might be a boring answer but you
53:07
know
53:08
trista one two four do you want me to
53:12
lie
53:16
oh guys pushing out they're pushing
53:18
where wherever
53:20
they're pushing uh towards us from which
53:23
direction
53:24
towards us hit one they hit me though
53:28
oh those people got one i hit one down
53:30
did you finish him
53:32
yep [ __ ] yeah dude ah careful though
53:36
i don't know why i'm healing out in the
53:37
open this is a terrible plan
53:40
have you looted that house fully yeah
53:43
i'm going to take a wild guess and
53:44
vacuum just clipped me saying uh if i if
53:46
i win
53:48
bear in mind we win maybe one in a
53:50
hundred games
53:52
yesterday actually in our first games
53:53
ever i guess so if they have an m4 i
53:56
want
53:57
uh this one didn't okay
54:00
[ __ ] this guy had the same guns as me
54:02
that's not good
54:06
oh should we loot it all right
54:11
i'm gonna finish looting the two little
54:13
shack things yeah i'm coming with you i
54:15
want an m4 real bad
54:16
did you get an m4 yeah okay yeah i got
54:18
m4 compensator two times
54:20
make a tick tock and mega ticks i can
54:21
present you're a girl
54:24
when i when you hit one mil tell them
54:26
you're a guy
54:28
maybe not the work maybe not the best
54:31
idea
54:34
maybe not the worst idea i mean
54:38
i don't think i could have hit a mill on
54:39
tick tock either way m4
54:41
no it's not m4 [ __ ] the g36 god damn it
54:44
dude
54:45
it's not too bad though still it's an
54:47
alright gun i'm gonna head on over to
54:48
the other town because i know they were
54:49
the only people that dropped there
54:51
yeah oh [ __ ] is that more bullets yes it
54:54
is
54:57
how old's ruby uh not trying to be
54:59
creepy just curious she's uh i think
55:01
she's 15 now
55:02
she's either 14 or 15 but honestly i
55:04
think
55:10
he's 27. wrong oh he's about to beat
55:14
anything
55:14
there you go see i told you you're wrong
55:17
well but i know his uh birthday
55:23
uh roughly
55:28
i know it's near the start of the year
55:32
and it's on
55:35
always know exactly the month okay
55:38
i'm changing my answer i don't want a
55:40
doxxer i'm not telling you that
55:41
information
55:44
fam there is no did you find an m4 i
55:47
don't know
55:48
i found i found an mp5k extended mag
55:51
that's what i'm just gonna rock the scar
55:54
because like this is this thing is dry
55:57
as [ __ ] not even a level two helmet
56:00
oh wait zone okay let's move uh
56:03
yeah i don't know i don't have level two
56:05
either i've got level one back you wanna
56:06
go to the ridgeline
56:08
yeah let's go to the ridgeline let's
56:10
rotate our door ball
56:12
way through that ridge line uh i don't
56:16
care if i lose you as i'm gonna win this
56:17
[ __ ] game
56:20
um okay
56:24
i hear bullets over to the to our um
56:26
left by the way like the yeah we're
56:28
taking i'm gonna go really close to zone
56:30
uh if we can pick them off as they're
56:32
coming in yeah
56:34
good idea
56:37
is your currency dollars or pounds
56:39
pounds i'm in the uk
56:41
that's in the city dude that's that's
56:43
those gunshots from the city
56:46
ready it's still in there yeah that's
56:49
what i thought
56:50
yeah definitely from the city oh i just
56:52
got shot from somewhere uh
56:53
north west i think i got hit hard
56:57
sure it's north west i see you guys 45
56:59
45
57:00
at 1.5 sorry holy [ __ ]
57:03
okay 45 i was like jesus what is 1.5
57:06
yeah what is that okay there was there
57:08
was definitely was a guy there i
57:09
got sniped we're from somewhere just 20
57:12
20 20.
57:12
okay i'm not i'm so sorry bud
57:16
i got nothing to help you with just get
57:17
to kind of try i'm gonna try crawling
57:19
get to cover
57:22
that went well my game sounds are so
57:26
low hey uh that's a flagrant
57:29
uh i've got one ahead of you and then
57:31
one to your left
57:36
there was one behind me as well one was
57:38
shooting behind me [ __ ] okay
57:41
put heels on make your legs fall asleep
57:43
and try to walk around what
57:44
i mean okay heels don't make your legs
57:46
fall asleep though
57:48
how do you make your legs fall asleep
57:51
you get two sizes too small
57:54
[ __ ] sake no he lost oh i'm so sorry
57:58
i'm so sorry rip pastel pinker okay fine
58:02
[ __ ] it i'll change that to just if i
58:04
win a game today
58:05
like good lord that's risky
58:09
look at fanart hold on let me check look
58:11
at that
58:14
i'm gay
58:19
you know no more fanart
58:22
no more fan art beat your legs with a
58:25
what
58:26
what the [ __ ] beat your legs with the
58:28
blackjack what the [ __ ] is a blackjack
58:31
please go out in public that's a
58:34
terrible idea
58:35
that's a terrible terrible plan
58:39
oh my god i shouldn't have had not too
58:43
yeah no it's a bad idea
58:47
i mean
58:54
uh don't clip that i was kidding i'm not
58:57
actually gonna cry
58:58
oh for [ __ ] sake
59:01
i'm not gonna win a game today
59:05
nope finnster it's a great idea okay
59:09
omega lol
59:11
[Music]
59:12
clip it no
59:16
no oh my
59:19
my god my favorite eagle and then just
59:21
lettuce man
59:22
congratulations on the mod sorry it's
59:24
late one got mod
59:25
when did you get mad one when who's
59:27
going but it's my first day
59:30
bro who gave me mod you
59:33
thank you very much that sucks
59:38
i suck it's my first day dude what the
59:41
[ __ ] you gonna judge me on my first day
59:44
i'm sorry it's a good idea to go out in
59:46
public you have nothing to lose
59:48
um maybe a bit of dignity
59:51
maybe uh yeah you left yes i do
59:56
yes i do it's too late shut rosie
60:00
we got a twitch prime guy coming in oh
60:05
okay uh is there another guy where's his
60:07
teammate
60:08
yeah no i don't think so
60:12
he's one of his teammate went to the
60:13
other village so one of them went here
60:15
one of them went somewhere else one of
60:16
them went to the other one because
60:17
[ __ ] are you kidding he just he just
60:20
downed me you can kill him i believe in
60:21
you please don't die
60:24
i gave you one job i didn't notice he
60:27
was there okay he killed
60:28
both of us marco marco
60:32
hey i like how like
60:35
the game was so short that someone in
60:37
chat tried to warn me
60:39
he's a try hard but the stream delay
60:41
lasted the short stream delay lasted the
60:43
entire game for us
60:45
god jesus christ
60:50
you better win a game to everyone else
60:51
who enjoys the stream also bless up one
60:53
hey
60:54
congrats one can we get an update on the
60:56
furniture store rubric
60:58
yes so furniture store robbery here's
61:00
what happened
61:01
someone backed into the i don't know if
61:03
you could really hear a bunch of the
61:05
stuff that happened though but
61:06
what happened in that is that someone
61:09
drove a van
61:10
or they got they pulled up with a van
61:11
and they drove the back door through the
61:13
shop window
61:14
or the doors of it so they backed up a
61:17
van into it opened the doors one in the
61:19
shop
61:19
right um and they i have no [ __ ] clue
61:23
what they stole
61:24
like we were we were trying to figure
61:25
out what they stole all day today
61:27
because who the [ __ ] rubs who who robs a
61:30
furniture store
61:31
what is there to rob a bed frame it's
61:34
not like a cash in hand business there's
61:36
not going to be a bunch of cash lying
61:37
around
61:38
because no one buys like hundreds of
61:40
dollars hundreds of pounds worth of
61:42
furniture
61:42
just with cash at least not around here
61:45
like
61:46
i mean maybe around here um but like
61:49
what are you gonna rob that's the
61:51
weirdest place to rob there's like
61:53
we have a bank around our street
61:55
somewhere but like
61:57
you could have robbed a chippy and made
61:58
more money dumb criminals dude who would
62:01
have thunked
62:01
criminals might not be that smart and
62:04
and
62:04
you know what's even dumber about it is
62:06
that they were just caught on camera i
62:07
think they thought
62:08
like going in with the van would like
62:10
you know block out the cameras
62:12
you know not like stores have cameras
62:14
inside the store
62:16
uh and so yeah they were immediately
62:19
it was immediately on security camp
62:23
and and they got an it's a van they
62:24
could track the
62:26
it's a terrible idea please don't rob
62:28
places it's just
62:29
dumb god what if it's a money laundering
62:33
scheme
62:34
oh oh that's a conspiracy theory
62:39
what if like this what if it was store
62:41
owners that robbed them that robbed
62:42
themselves
62:45
can i even say that it's a slander oh my
62:46
god
62:49
we haven't named the place have you huh
62:52
you haven't named the place so it's
62:53
technically not slander could you be i
62:55
guess so
62:57
i don't even know what the thing's
62:58
called i just know it's a furniture
62:59
store insurance scam maybe tax fraud no
63:01
not tax fraud
63:02
uh i mean even if their face wasn't on
63:04
camera their license plate would be they
63:05
could remove the license plate
63:07
but like you can still fake one yeah
63:09
yeah i mean you can still
63:11
they're gonna get caught like it's just
63:14
hey i mean
63:14
i heard this the other day you know
63:16
technically
63:18
if you robbed like if you robbed a place
63:20
like a bank you know
63:23
technically no matter what the outcome
63:25
is you wouldn't really have to worry
63:26
about food or rent anymore
63:33
i mean it's technically sure
63:38
i mean i definitely have some complaints
63:39
though about the food i need one outcome
63:42
ah it's fine god damn it how much stuff
63:45
is in there
63:46
god damn you loot so quickly all of the
63:48
shit's gone
63:49
me i've gone through one place so far
63:54
technically the truth yeah
63:57
uh where's bullets coming from no clue
64:01
i didn't get shot at directly but the
64:03
bullets definitely landed near me
64:10
it sounded like it was suppressed or
64:11
it's really far oh there we go
64:14
yeah that's a really weird thing to
64:16
maybe someone was shooting at someone in
64:17
the bullet just landed near us
64:19
that's strange yeah that's really
64:22
strange
64:24
makes me uncomfortable
64:28
it's fine what's the worst that can
64:30
happen yeah this could be fine i don't
64:33
know three times
64:34
i would like literally uh do you ever
64:36
have you've had a backpack anywhere
64:38
yeah i just found one for me oh
64:41
damn selfish giving you falsetto what
64:43
i've seen like i found so many laser
64:45
slides today
64:46
uh oh wait
64:50
and i don't need that okay cool
64:54
do you how do you feel about every time
64:57
you paint a room it gets a tiny bit
64:58
smaller
65:03
wow
65:09
like how many coats of paint will it
65:11
take to take up a room
65:15
how long until your entire room is just
65:17
paint
65:18
just a solid block of paint yeah
65:22
how much pain is that much pain
65:25
dude i'm tripping
65:29
if and i'm not going against the general
65:30
chair you started talking about your
65:31
toes
65:32
and you said not my previous toes i
65:33
meant not my precious toes
65:35
okay people were after my toes i
65:37
wouldn't give them my precious toes
65:39
is that you yeah m4 in here by the way
65:42
i've got one
65:43
oh oh on me
65:46
uh move back retreat marcus
66:00
that's great i'm so happy i could have
66:02
been of service to uh to
66:04
to to you and the team hell yeah
66:07
there are nothing bandages anyway
66:10
i have way too many of these by any
66:13
chance
66:14
i've got five bandages come here you can
66:17
have those i got four med kits
66:19
oh okay drop one of those i've only got
66:21
one make it sure
66:24
give me them toes no no no no no no
66:30
no no no my toes those are my toes sis
66:35
you get it like mitosis oh level two
66:38
backpack do you wanna level one backpack
66:48
[ __ ] me where is he i don't know where
66:50
his teammate is one of them's uh on the
66:53
i think you found him one of them's on
66:55
the far right
66:57
i'm down
67:02
pub g's not free now the mobile version
67:05
i think might be
67:06
i said yeah the mobile version is free
67:08
[ __ ]
67:09
that's a new f oh i'm sorry
67:13
i tried dress up as peach
67:15
[Music]
67:16
warden stop stop stop one wouldn't stop
67:21
no you're encouraging them
67:24
i just said lemo marco get in lobby what
67:26
the frick
67:27
i disconnected i'm turning back okay
67:32
princess peach can you stop i'm not
67:34
gonna be princess peach
67:37
my god right now though she's very
67:40
fairly popular yes it's really popular
67:43
but it's still like a fairly
67:44
embarrassing costume
67:47
no it's just a dress it's like you're
67:49
wearing the thing you're wearing right
67:50
now it's like the same thing
67:53
oh [ __ ] did not post this video we did
67:56
it's not anything it's no it's like a
67:59
it's a bright it's a [ __ ] bright pink
68:01
princess dress i'm not going to wear
68:02
that it doesn't show boobs
68:05
doesn't show anything
68:10
that posted a video an hour ago and his
68:12
video type his video thumbnail is like
68:14
him versus me it's a fake right hold on
68:17
let's watch this together this is
68:19
actually you know
68:19
where i'm gonna i'm not gonna ready up
68:21
wait marco where'd you go uh
68:22
invite me because my game was weird
68:25
you've just you're not on right now
68:27
but i'm not like that's so weird you
68:30
wouldn't show up on my friend's list
68:31
okay you know
68:31
i'm gonna watch a long announced video
68:33
just because i'm in it and he can't
68:35
claim me for copyright i can't oh there
68:38
we go
68:39
okay hold on am i in it i don't know
68:44
my game is being weird there it is okay
68:46
i was on my food okay hold on hold on
68:49
it's ten minutes long how much of this
68:51
should we watch chat
68:52
i'm not going to watch all of it because
68:54
i would kind of okay i found my bit i
68:55
found my bit i found my bit i found my
68:57
bit this is going to be very
68:58
entertaining
68:59
and also i think that's streaming so
69:00
we're going to watch this together okay
69:02
hey what's up guys not here so when i
69:04
record a video what
69:06
hey what's up guys not here so when i
69:08
record why is that lagging
69:11
why are they lagging come on game uh i
69:13
might have okay and might not why hold
69:15
on
69:16
uh give me a sec
69:20
i don't want to like uh i want this to
69:22
play smoothly and it's because my
69:24
monitors are set up so weirdly
69:28
okay hey hell yeah
69:31
oh my god okay maybe now maybe now there
69:34
we go
69:35
hey what's up guys not here so when i
69:37
record videos i basically put up a
69:38
challenge that say
69:39
if you guys can do something crazy for
69:41
the intro i'll put you in it
69:43
and well my fans didn't disappoint so to
69:45
start the video off i'm going to be
69:46
playing a little
69:46
[ __ ] telling me about this people
69:48
that went through all their freaking
69:49
hardships to try and get in the intro
69:52
and uh yeah i just have to say thank you
69:55
oh my god wait wait oh my god
69:59
everyone subscribe oh my [ __ ] god
70:03
why is it he has this type of power and
70:05
i don't
70:14
oh
70:29
oh oh oh that's the worst one yet
70:34
oh no that's the worst one yet oh no
70:37
it's like that big tony guy
70:39
oh my god it's that [ __ ] ranch
70:56
ever seen that you ever seen that
70:58
subreddit we return you now to your
70:59
regularly scheduled program
71:06
penis holy [ __ ]
71:10
i'm only watching
71:19
[Laughter]
71:22
that's brilliant dude
71:26
he was so adorable
71:29
[Laughter]
71:36
why are you so [ __ ] ugly bro
71:42
just a couple of guys just we're just
71:45
vibing bro all right where's your girl
71:47
boys show me your girl boys let's go
71:49
dude come on dude i bet you can't even
71:52
do a girl voice i can do it definitely
71:54
girl voice but how about you
71:57
was it a guy with a blue flag background
71:59
he was i talked and he was like wait no
72:00
i know you and i was like oh
72:02
oh cool
72:05
and he goes like he said i didn't know
72:08
you got your plaque yet because you saw
72:09
my
72:10
mom i was like yeah no my channel's this
72:11
and he went i said like i'm trying to
72:13
find my boy in that guy
72:14
and he said i thought you were in there
72:18
you know i said the [ __ ] craziest
72:20
switch by the way yeah because just
72:22
it comes from like i can't wait i'm here
72:24
down to here so it's just gonna
72:27
like that hi oh no
72:30
no okay i don't want to ruin i don't
72:32
want to ruin the rest of the video for
72:34
him
72:34
go watch this video it's a good it's a
72:36
good video he does what i do on omegle
72:37
but way better
72:41
he's a cool guy he's chill we talked
72:43
like this morning he's a good guy
72:44
finn you need to train your girl voice i
72:46
know i know i do
72:48
but i don't care i'm gonna do it when i
72:50
move out okay
72:52
i said i wouldn't i will i don't i'm
72:54
gonna
72:55
i promise you i will damn it
72:59
if i do it okay also marco gave him a
73:02
lobby
73:05
you are never in the lobby starting my
73:07
game
73:08
they said infinity war was the biggest
73:10
crossover
73:12
little did they know
73:15
how do we have someone as wholesome as
73:16
finn i don't know mystic you're the
73:18
wholesome one
73:19
i don't know if you've been here the
73:20
entire time i'm currently dressed
73:23
three times i'm currently dressed as
73:25
beldelphine and swearing like a goddamn
73:27
sailor
73:28
so like i don't know this is too
73:30
wholesome
73:31
did you find him well he okay um
73:34
it was like he basically said hey uh are
73:37
you on right now
73:38
and i said yeah he said like are you
73:40
doing a megal i was like yeah
73:42
he said join the nat tag and that's all
73:44
it was
73:45
and then we we found each other so i
73:48
kind of knew he was online
73:49
i knew he was online but i didn't know i
73:51
didn't know what was gonna happen
73:54
[ __ ] we sat in silence like five
73:56
seconds each went down you [ __ ] ugly
74:00
damn i was pissed we're not friends
74:01
anymore i deleted him on discord huh
74:06
what marcus my game is being weird good
74:09
lord says fail to initialize steam
74:11
no that's steam you need to restart
74:14
steam
74:15
ah i've seen someone do a megal but like
74:20
you can you can kind of do it like i
74:23
could set it up so we could do omegle
74:28
but but like it's not
74:32
it's most of the time it's not actually
74:33
that fun to watch
74:37
uh yeah stream is down right now so it
74:38
doesn't actually work turbo
74:40
wait yeah stream is down right now what
74:42
are streaming's down right now what does
74:43
that mean
74:45
wait what oh steam is down right now
74:48
oh steam's down
74:54
oh hey marcus mark marco
74:59
marker i had to reset the computer
75:02
oh he's gonna come back in a second he
75:04
reset his whole computer and he doesn't
75:05
know steam's not on
75:07
oh no oh no i'm leaving the team
75:11
oh time to play a solo game oh no
75:16
oh the heck let's see if it actually is
75:18
really down
75:19
i think it's down chad's saying it's
75:21
down oh [ __ ] i believe
75:23
chat with absolute certainly
75:27
oh no it sounds like a dude what do you
75:29
mean it sounds like
75:30
you're saying i sound like a guy what
75:32
the [ __ ] that's offensive
75:38
[ __ ] i just joined the stream what the
75:39
[ __ ] happened here yeah
75:42
because chat is obviously correct it's
75:43
always right
75:48
i've been an entire time oh thanks
75:50
mystic
75:53
she just has too much testosterone
75:55
that's what it is
75:56
that's definitely what it is bro okay
76:00
in fact no i won't tell that story this
76:01
is there's a story about a dude that i
76:03
knew
76:04
and good lord it is not it is not
76:07
great it is very gruesome and it made me
76:10
i
76:11
honestly i just want to pass the story
76:12
off to other people because it's awful
76:15
and it's terrible it's terrifying uh and
76:18
it might break tos for me to tell you it
76:22
basically uh there was a guy i'll tell
76:25
you but i'm gonna tell you in the least
76:26
amount of detail i possibly can and
76:28
you're gonna work out the in-between all
76:29
right
76:30
hey under-18s stop listening now for the
76:33
next like minute and a half
76:34
right there was a guy that i once knew
76:37
this guy
76:38
uh he he wasn't trans but he wanted to
76:41
be like
76:42
he wanted to be more like feminine he
76:43
didn't want us he didn't want as much
76:45
testosterone
76:46
and i think i don't know if he was right
76:49
about this but i'm just going off what
76:50
he said
76:50
the thing that produces a bunch of
76:52
testosterone is uh
76:55
ball you know the the you know
76:58
the you know and he decided that he
77:01
didn't want them anymore
77:02
so he did a bit of a diy
77:06
uh
77:10
which he described in
77:14
very detailed and honestly that's
77:16
haunted me ever since and i just wanted
77:18
to pass the story off onto you
77:22
why would you say that i'm so sorry i'm
77:25
so
77:26
so sorry i'm not sorry at all
77:32
oh no he didn't no he didn't oh god okay
77:37
he oh i'm so sorry i'm not sorry but i'm
77:41
i'm so sorry
77:42
thanks i hate it it's my favorite
77:45
subreddit
77:46
oh my god i was just wondering
77:49
about that thanks for clarifying i
77:51
chewed into the stream and this is what
77:52
i get i'm sorry
77:54
finger we're all gonna have nightmares
77:57
all the guys in the chat just cringing
77:59
i crossed my legs i'm so sorry oh
78:02
someone landed in my building this is
78:04
either going to end rit this is going
78:05
badly he's got a vector and i don't
78:07
ah i'm [ __ ] chad i'm [ __ ]
78:12
chad i'm [ __ ] chad i'm big [ __ ] chat
78:18
please be a gun please be again
78:26
it's gonna go so wrong
78:32
you know what are we just gonna stay
78:33
here forever
78:36
he's gonna he's not gonna come in
78:40
finn be like write it down write it down
78:42
sorry
78:44
oh god turn around oh don't say turn
78:47
around
78:48
not after not after that stream not
78:50
after that stream
78:52
don't ever do that you man got no heels
78:59
can you say uh hello polina hello polina
79:03
i don't know if that i might be
79:05
butchering that name
79:07
but hi hi paulina um
79:11
how long are you be like this i don't
79:13
know until i get bored also is this guy
79:15
really not gonna push me here
79:17
[ __ ] it should we try it
79:24
this guy just really
79:30
can i like dip from this without him
79:32
seeing me
79:48
if only my control was hi the stream
79:51
keeps buffering that might just be your
79:53
internet
79:54
unless unless it's mine is it uh is that
79:57
everyone's problem
79:58
refreshing my stream playback seems fine
80:01
okay fine i was playing on solo i was
80:03
having a great time i was winning
80:06
were you yeah i just realized that you
80:10
look like a 12 year old i'm an anime
80:12
girl why do i look 12
80:13
to you have you never seen this is 12 to
80:16
you
80:18
my dude i don't know what [ __ ]
80:22
preschool you've been hanging out in
80:23
your free time creep
80:25
but this is not jesus in all fairness
80:28
they do draw
80:29
animatrix like absolutely nuts
80:32
lol in his dreams
80:36
yikes i've never heard he yikes from
80:38
that
80:39
jesus christ oh my god
80:44
i wasn't sure if i could post it on
80:45
discord because of the gun someone just
80:46
dm me something
80:55
below k if you're watching the stream
80:57
you can 100 put that on
80:58
on the discord that's funny thing got
81:01
more chess than my girlfriend
81:08
oh you better hope your girlfriend
81:09
doesn't see your twitch account
81:12
you can't even that's one of those facts
81:14
you can't even point out if it's true
81:16
like you're just not allowed to say that
81:18
but
81:19
you can't even say that if it's false
81:28
he's watched too many lolly hentai
81:31
[Music]
81:33
yikes that guy's just that guy's
81:37
shame um
81:40
jesus christ are you going for a walk
81:42
today
81:44
if something cool happens if something
81:46
cool happens then i'll go for a walk
81:50
i've only if something cool happens if
81:52
you know
81:55
i mean some girls don't i mean some
81:57
girls don't care but let's get so
81:58
offended it's not even funny
82:00
yeah i mean okay it makes sense that
82:02
they would be though
82:04
because you couldn't exactly say like uh
82:07
like imagine if your girl hit you up
82:09
with like they told you about some other
82:11
guy and it's like that guy's got a
82:12
bigger dick than you
82:14
you'd probably feel insulted
82:19
i i know that's not that's not something
82:21
anyone really wants to hear
82:22
so yeah i don't know whether you i don't
82:24
know everyone's gonna get offended about
82:26
that
82:27
oh i didn't see anyone else dropping
82:31
anywhere
82:32
no i didn't see anyone either i think
82:33
we're even good for the other town
82:36
yeah uh interesting
82:40
for the left all right that's it
82:44
uh dd red dot i've got three hidden in
82:47
money
82:48
i don't mean mud i don't necessarily
82:50
mean money
82:51
um i'm not i'm not gonna pressure anyone
82:53
into donating
82:54
i mean like if something cool happens
82:56
just if something cool happens i'll i'll
82:57
go out
82:58
oh [ __ ] i got two vertical dude again
83:01
i'm about to get decked out with an m4
83:03
real quick as soon as i find one
83:06
yeah that's all i need as well holy [ __ ]
83:09
dude
83:10
what the [ __ ] is this luck right now
83:13
what'd you find now
83:14
i found a [ __ ] car and a three-time
83:16
scope and like all the attachments for
83:18
an m4 including a compensator i haven't
83:20
found a sniper on this
83:22
match i've not even found a sniper on
83:25
this map
83:25
this is like the first time i've found a
83:27
sniper on this map
83:30
what in the [ __ ] i can't stop thinking
83:32
about that guy that
83:34
i don't think that counts as castration
83:36
like it's got to be um
83:38
i found an slr as well
83:41
um yo buddy you want an slr yeah sure
83:45
what do you want i want an m4 you can
83:47
have the slr you know you can have the
83:48
slr if you give me an m4
83:50
so you're gonna you're gonna use the slr
83:52
on the cypher yep
83:54
that's my friend slowly start hey i've
83:56
also got i've also got a three times
83:58
just
83:58
you know to sweeten the deal three times
84:00
two oh well so do i
84:02
this is the only gun that i've got that
84:03
shoots fast so far so uh
84:07
i want an m4 i'm pretty sure i saw a mp5
84:11
somewhere that's not an m4
84:12
yeah what's an mp5 well i don't think
84:15
that's what i
84:16
said oh i got nothing better for you
84:21
dude this is sweet
84:24
this is sweet i'm going over to the
84:25
other village all right
84:28
you're so hot date me someone added him
84:32
damn boy i mean fam jesus christ i'm
84:35
getting lucky
84:36
uh maybe not
84:40
he's too warden jesus christ
84:44
one i'm just agreeing with the people
84:47
you said he's too hot gasm
84:50
yeah guys i miss an emote but i don't
84:52
know if it's
84:53
available in this chat i don't know i
84:56
don't know how you enabled
84:57
oh i have kitty guys so
85:01
uh what were you thinking of him huh i
85:03
see people north north uh
85:05
i don't have a gun that shoots first
85:09
how how close north how close north very
85:12
oh
85:12
[ __ ]
85:16
there's a guy this guy pushing me he's
85:19
pushing he's right holy [ __ ] i know
85:22
he doesn't see me i think he definitely
85:25
did
85:27
that was terrible but i killed him he
85:30
didn't see me thank god
85:32
he didn't see you i think he did i think
85:35
he was guarding you
85:37
why would he be guarding me from my dude
85:39
i joined at the worst time before it
85:41
sounded like it was finn who got his
85:42
balls cut off
85:43
oh god please be an m4 please be an m4
85:47
please be an m4
85:48
really i think i think i have the roof
85:50
out of them okay i'm going for that guy
85:52
the roof he wasn't on the roof don't
85:54
have a hill
85:55
yeah hill high place thick oh my
85:59
i don't know how to describe it thick
86:01
damn boy he
86:02
thick m4 you could hey but the slr over
86:06
here
86:07
oh okay
86:12
yeah slr over here all right uh just
86:14
getting mike standing back for this
86:16
stuff
86:16
oh cool oh hell yeah hell yeah thick
86:20
okay everyone
86:22
oh god we need a thicker mode
86:32
did you just say boos the whole chat be
86:36
like
86:36
thick bro let's get it let's get a thick
86:39
emote in chat
86:40
what's going to be there yeah i meant
86:42
the the thinking about should be your
86:44
oh [ __ ] oh i just got slapped from
86:49
[ __ ] sake marco i'm getting attacked
86:51
so much people don't like me
86:54
do you have a dslr ammo because i have
86:56
zero yeah i do uh come here i got 36
86:59
there's more on some bodies though oh
87:00
yeah i see him
87:02
i don't i'll peak ground left oh that
87:04
was close i almost hit him in the face
87:06
where's the rsm yeah wait do you i don't
87:11
they're both behind that big rock
87:14
that's called a mountain no there's a
87:17
big big big there's a big rock behind
87:19
that tree maybe i see big rock
87:23
i'm gonna go round to left it's terrible
87:26
shot
87:27
oh oh [ __ ] no i just gave you all my
87:30
ammo
87:31
i kind of needed that oh
87:34
i need like a little bit of oh [ __ ] i've
87:36
got three bullets in my car dude
87:39
okay okay one of them is still at the
87:40
big rock one of them's not anymore
87:43
okay i'm going around them push back
87:47
here thanks we should really go and try
87:50
and find some
87:51
m762 yeah i'm hoping there's some seven
87:54
six no
87:54
yeah they're pushing more left into the
87:56
main village
87:58
by the way that's right okay right into
88:01
the main
88:02
never mind
88:05
the m4 matches finn's outfit jesus
88:07
christ it does
88:10
uh they're pushing downhill i'm terrible
88:13
i just got hit a couple times how many
88:15
times i've been hit
88:17
i don't like me
88:21
is there still one at the big rock
88:25
uh i don't know probably oh like i said
88:28
really shitty cover i'm getting to the
88:31
i'm getting to the mid statue thing on
88:33
statue the mid hut thing okay thing you
88:36
always like to loot
88:38
oh this guy's here on me i'm dead and i
88:40
see oh no
88:41
he's keeping me alive [ __ ] like foot
88:45
reveal
88:45
no
88:50
nice was that the guy that was near me
88:54
yeah i'm sure i'm about to bleed out oh
88:57
yeah he's about to kill me
88:58
he's in the building that i'm in yeah
89:01
yeah all right he's peeking in the
89:03
middle yeah
89:05
uh he's in he's still at the same
89:07
building he's doing my body what's
89:08
peaking the middle
89:10
he was there and okay
89:13
he's still is still on that building
89:14
unless he pushed back i killed his
89:16
teammate
89:19
like he bled out
89:24
i'll reload please
89:34
i get another position oh [ __ ]
89:50
that was [ __ ] terrible shot
89:56
[ __ ] me
90:07
what the [ __ ] how many times did i hit
90:09
him
90:10
a lot he's on nothing i hit him
90:14
oh here he had a level three vest
90:19
damn
90:26
[ __ ] god damn it
90:29
okay sure sure
90:32
how's my princess today
90:38
matthew thank you so much but god damn
90:40
it
90:47
i'm doing i'm doing great matthew i'm
90:49
doing great
90:51
i know
90:59
i know you looked out i know i know you
91:02
looked up how to do a trap voice on vr
91:04
my guy
91:04
i haven't okay in all fairness uh
91:07
the vr i know the vr like um vr chat
91:11
traps are a big thing but no
91:14
i mean i looked up how to do nat's voice
91:16
my friend
91:17
i just asked nat
91:21
the girl voice my dude do i go voice i
91:24
can't do a girl voice it doesn't
91:25
work for me i mean i haven't tried it
91:27
yet i mean i haven't like it's just
91:29
it's just gonna sound like high-pitched
91:31
me this is not gonna work
91:33
you can't do it i know i can't i will
91:36
move and then i will try because i don't
91:37
want to
91:38
have to try and practice that here
91:40
living with family
91:46
do that hype just try no you're you're
91:48
underestimating how bad of idea that is
91:56
thanks so much for the dot hot there are
91:58
for [ __ ] sake
92:03
[ __ ]
92:04
[Music]
92:08
i'm ashamed of myself
92:13
jesus [ __ ] get one-on-one lessons with
92:15
that
92:16
apparently nat learned his voice in like
92:18
under a month so
92:21
maybe maybe so three months for you
92:24
yeah so like three or four or maybe 10.
92:27
could probably do it
92:31
get one kill and i'll sub tomorrow you
92:33
got it buddy
92:35
hey drop to the drop to the town next to
92:37
dome you know
92:38
right under us oh we're gonna land very
92:40
late then
92:41
maybe actually wait no one else is going
92:44
there
92:46
yeah i know this is fine this is this is
92:48
great no one else oh
92:49
uh there might be a few going to our
92:51
drop spot
92:53
yeah our regular one uh they might be
92:56
going to yeah they are there's like two
92:57
teams going to the same thing
92:59
all right oh god damn it let me in the
93:00
window who's that finister in the window
93:10
m16 i'm doing great
93:14
do you really define the m16 that's
93:16
great uh
93:17
i'm doing okay you got some low
93:20
standards i'm doing just fine
93:25
i need a backpack still uh oh we're not
93:28
doing this again
93:32
yeah no there's lots of things i would
93:33
rather do besides do a girl voice and
93:35
moan
93:36
i would sooner go outside again in the
93:39
[ __ ]
93:40
stripper heels fam there's perfectly
93:43
good
93:44
m556 ammo here you didn't even take it
93:46
go down
93:48
but like 200. how do you loot so [ __ ]
93:50
quick
93:51
let me get another sticky bomb because
93:52
why not i still haven't found
93:54
you know what [ __ ] it i'm pushing dome
93:57
i'll come with you i
93:58
need a finish buy a subscription
94:01
yes also someone said that someone said
94:03
they wanted me to get a kill and then
94:05
they would subscribe so fine i'm gonna
94:08
go get a kill and then you gotta go
94:09
subscribe
94:10
it's gonna be how it be uh oh thank god
94:13
a helmet uh
94:14
anything else are you blowing it up are
94:16
we blown up
94:17
maybe yeah okay i don't see a guy there
94:23
get back to the wall make sure you don't
94:25
look at it in the eyes we'll get
94:26
strapped
94:27
there we go go go go go go go go go go
94:29
go there might be guys i'm bringing out
94:30
the okay [ __ ] it
94:32
uh i'm gonna i'm gonna go down first
94:35
if i die oh i thought that was a guy slr
94:38
hell yeah
94:39
hey you take that uh oh helmet i need
94:41
you oh there's a red dot sight here
94:43
and another helmet this is so fun damn
94:46
couldn't every game be like this
94:49
oh okay you're going out okay cool pout
94:52
for me god why'd you clip it
94:54
oh an sks nice did you do i won it do i
94:57
want this yes you want an sks
94:59
unless you have a better gun all right
95:01
i'll go with the mp5 at this case then
95:04
i'll take that oh what was that i saw
95:06
something
95:07
what did i just see i saw somebody where
95:09
did that go
95:10
oh i already how did i already pick that
95:12
up okay cool
95:13
i thought i saw it i saw a flash hider
95:15
but i didn't know i already had one
95:18
had it even painted site thank you
95:23
thank you very much my friend that is
95:25
much better than what i had
95:27
i need some dang five five six though
95:31
i've got it i've got 120 bullets oh [ __ ]
95:34
i'm in tab [ __ ] it hey mark
95:39
i don't think he saw me oh i thought
95:41
there was two of them he i was in tab
95:45
i'll work on the emotes just dm me some
95:46
ideas you want a thick emote
95:48
hell yeah dude get yourself get yourself
95:50
a thicky mode
95:53
why does he enjoy this so much because
95:54
pubg is a great game
95:57
hell yeah i didn't get a kill but hell
95:58
yeah
96:01
thanks so much
96:04
thanks for something finn what time is
96:07
it for you it's
96:08
uh 35 12 12 35 in the morning
96:12
so i guess we'll go i guess i guess
96:14
we're going uh we're going for a walk i
96:16
guess
96:17
[ __ ] i want to try and win but every if
96:20
i okay
96:21
it's a it's a stressful thing if i don't
96:23
talk to chat then i lose viewers and i'm
96:25
a bad streamer
96:26
but i also want to try and win
96:29
next video you could have a girl voice
96:31
fam how easy do you think getting a girl
96:33
voice is you need to like practice it
96:35
for a while
96:35
one win one walk all right
96:41
that seems like okay do jumping jacks
96:45
man what is
96:46
legitimately you are the third person to
96:48
ask me that and
96:49
why i think they they do
96:52
and i don't care my god
96:58
i it's interesting i'll only promote the
97:01
streams in my discord
97:02
but i'm tempted to promote them on
97:04
twitter i'm not gonna
97:06
but i'm tempted because then like those
97:08
tweet like i put out a tweet on twitter
97:10
it gets like what a thousand likes or
97:11
something like that that's a lot of
97:12
people
97:14
but i kind of like the chillness of
97:16
streams on twitch i get to actually talk
97:17
to people that i know
97:18
like there's a bunch of people i can
97:20
just recognize like [ __ ] zaro anna
97:22
uh flapjack like a monkey champion
97:26
cyber twister economistic i've got like
97:28
i like the community sort of thing
97:30
twitter scans dude twitter stands are
97:33
terrifying
97:34
is there a twitter okay excluding bts
97:38
you know what no not excluding bts who
97:40
is the scariest twitter star serious
97:42
question though you open a poe box not
97:44
trying to be creepy if someone wanted to
97:47
yeah send you rare pointy things
97:51
oh i will take rare pointy things i like
97:54
rare whitey things
97:55
dude okay you're kind of like convincing
97:57
me now maybe i'll get a po box
98:00
but okay the thing is it it does cost a
98:02
little bit of money to get up i don't
98:03
know how much
98:05
but also i i didn't open one because i
98:07
i'm not nearly as big
98:08
i don't nearly have as big as an
98:10
audience as i think like
98:11
youtubers that have po boxes are nor
98:14
would i promote it much i don't know
98:16
it just didn't seem like something that
98:17
would be uh
98:19
useful doing i guess uh this like three
98:23
like two different teams dropped a dome
98:24
by the way
98:25
oh [ __ ] okay i mean i could definitely
98:29
do a p.o box
98:30
but two m4s on me holy [ __ ]
98:33
why don't i do that yeah two and fours
98:36
i'm taking uh
98:36
those people straight it's so close to
98:38
me yeah
98:41
oh helmet yeah i haven't got a gun yet
98:43
i've lived in an entire house there's
98:44
not been a gun
98:45
uh okay well there's m4s over here can i
98:48
not just pick that up please
98:51
thank you okay
98:54
screw it i'll take a lightweight grip
98:55
why not
99:03
215 pounds a year that's good honestly
99:06
that's
99:07
pretty damn good it's not too bad here
99:09
yeah no it's like what
99:12
uh especially if it's fourteen fifteen
99:14
eighteen pound a year 18
99:15
a month man i'm bad maybe
99:18
maybe you're convincing me maybe maybe
99:20
i'll get a p maybe you'll get a p.o box
99:22
i don't know
99:23
yeah maybe maybe
99:28
i don't know i don't think people would
99:29
actually send stuff to me i think it's
99:31
the thing i don't really want to get one
99:32
for no reason
99:33
i should go down to the post office one
99:34
day it's like oh did i do i have
99:36
anything
99:38
no do you have a level two backpack skin
99:43
no i've got level one backpack
99:46
haven't even picked up are you sure you
99:48
don't have a level two backpack skin
99:50
yeah because i just picked up a level
99:52
two backpack with the skin
99:54
um no i'm very sure it wasn't mine
100:00
then are you sure you don't have a level
100:02
two backpack with the skin
100:04
i'm pretty sure what the [ __ ]
100:10
maybe maybe the game just wanted you to
100:11
have it have you looted the house where
100:13
i'm at
100:14
marco yeah okay it was did you loot the
100:17
garage
100:19
yeah okay then it was you wait what the
100:22
there's boots
100:24
those are boots those are straight up
100:25
just boots on the hill over here
100:28
two pairs of boots hey bud hey bud
100:31
someone was in our town what the [ __ ]
100:34
how does that happen uh
100:39
uh that's spooky yeah
100:43
okay how do i not see them up for a game
100:46
of search and destroy have you loaded
100:50
these two shafts three stars you're
100:51
gonna get destroyed
100:52
loot the second shackle loot the right
100:54
yeah i've lost
100:56
one no no check them oh
100:59
i'm not going through the [ __ ] window
101:01
though
101:03
what the [ __ ] this one's clear what was
101:06
that
101:07
why what where did they go
101:12
what just happened
101:15
they took like a level two backpack and
101:17
dipped
101:19
okay the house is about to get blown up
101:22
if they're in there they'll leave
101:26
what just what on earth just transpired
101:33
what the [ __ ] leaving boots for fenu
101:37
dude
101:41
oh i'm so upset i'm so upset what
101:46
okay okay i guess we do our strat um
101:50
yeah let's just let's pretend let's not
101:52
get greedy let's just do the strap
101:53
stream sniping i doubt it but
101:56
that would be kind of funny because i
101:58
know i've been stream sniped before oh
102:00
hell yeah
102:03
i don't need that oh i got a little bit
102:05
too much
102:07
airplane aeroplane yeah airplane
102:11
drop down
102:20
no there's no way it dropped it's not
102:21
even it's in okay it's going to drop way
102:23
late
102:25
just keep your eyes peeled
102:29
what's strange saying keep your eyes
102:31
peeled definitely
102:33
dude where the [ __ ]
102:36
oh that's that's terrifying that's
102:39
straight up like a ghost in your house
102:42
bruh what if you just was what if you
102:44
would what if you just turned around
102:46
and in your room was like someone else
102:48
it like a pair of someone else's shoes
102:50
tell me you wouldn't freak the [ __ ] out
102:56
were never there before oh my god that's
102:58
terrifying
103:02
that is okay cool uh well just blue
103:05
uh oh yeah don't
103:16
oh yeah
103:21
i'm gonna use a copper fire so i can
103:22
quickly peek or get
103:24
down it's down when they're pushing oh
103:27
yeah i see orange guy
103:39
hell yeah dude thanks for the chat
103:40
thanks for cheering a bunch
103:42
through this rose person looks a lot
103:44
like vince yo where
103:45
are we of course i have no clue i got
103:47
caught
103:49
yeah they yeah the guys that breached
103:50
just stay there
103:52
okay
103:56
they just pass through the uh they're
103:58
closely
104:04
one win one walk okay holy [ __ ] no i
104:08
tried i tried
104:09
they saw me [ __ ] i tried
104:12
i was oh no i've got my game sound so
104:16
low because of the stream complain it
104:18
was
104:19
so high god damn it
104:23
[ __ ] don't you like post editing or
104:26
whatever
104:27
yeah you can but you can't i can't
104:29
change just like this game sound coming
104:31
into teamspeak is just desktop audio
104:33
and you can just desktop audio ah
104:36
turn your game audio up and turn it down
104:38
in obs but then you'd get marco turned
104:41
down as well then again no need to hear
104:42
marco
104:45
okay i turned it down i'll turn marco up
104:47
again in
104:48
oh okay this is a roundabout solution
104:51
talk marker
104:52
hello that's really loud
104:56
i just wait actually how is that now for
104:59
mark how is that for marco
105:01
is that fine i don't know thanks for
105:04
cheering
105:06
no it's mommy finn jesus [ __ ] hey zara
105:10
how are you doing
105:11
oh no okay marco's good all right cool
105:14
also no sorry you realize now you're
105:16
here
105:17
it's just gonna be send finn on a walk
105:19
sit on a walk
105:24
okay finn please go outside walk
105:28
walk time i'll go on a walk if something
105:31
cool happens if something cool happens
105:33
i'm gonna walk i told you
105:34
i would go on august oh my god that was
105:36
fine
105:37
i figure you may want to do that on your
105:39
own now anyway
105:40
um in the zorro you do you know what i'm
105:44
wearing if i dude
105:45
100 100 bits go to mcdonald's mcdonald's
105:48
is closed
105:49
i could i could go around mcdonald's i
105:51
did enjoy the walk
105:52
but i did not enjoy walking
105:55
it was an hour walk in giant heels and
105:58
also i was dressed like that but there
106:00
was no one around
106:01
which is also fine that's good
106:04
the fact that no one was around i did
106:05
enjoy that i would have loved to go on a
106:07
walk maybe not
106:09
uh dressed like this but you know we
106:11
can't we can't all
106:12
we can't we can't be all uh great
106:16
don't wear heels this time stupid that's
106:18
like what everyone wants me to do
106:21
that's like what everyone wants me to do
106:24
though
106:27
get proper shoes i could wear my actual
106:29
shoes car crash car crash character
106:31
stronger
106:32
cockroach car
106:38
where's something comfy this is fairly
106:40
comfy as an outfit
106:42
fairly comfy shoes i'm not in shoes yet
106:44
pull for heels or no heels
106:47
oh that's a good idea like that but in
106:50
trainers
106:51
i oh i got my get my uh yeezys
106:54
maybe
106:58
just like that yeah okay heels
107:01
vote heals if your vote heals you jesus
107:04
christ
107:05
pink trainers i don't have any pink
107:06
trainers damn dude maybe i should start
107:08
investing in some
107:10
dude i feel like oh my god i'll flex but
107:12
okay
107:13
don't worry don't worry
107:19
marcus the wrong way marco
107:23
go barefooted are you insane
107:26
are you perhaps insane
107:29
uh we've got two incoming by the way
107:31
okay you spelled heals h-e-a-l-l-l-s
107:42
oh yeah that's what it was they were too
107:44
scared
107:46
yeah they saw the ego i was like they
107:48
were so scared
107:50
hey hell yeah thanks for subbing oh my
107:52
god why is every name hearted
107:55
[Music]
107:57
oh i know ah [ __ ]
108:03
is it just funny now that i just don't
108:05
know how to pronounce any names
108:07
harui
108:08
[Music]
108:14
[ __ ] that's terrible
108:18
don't know how to pronounce the words
108:20
listen it's i'm dyslexic it doesn't
108:22
count
108:22
i'm going to go try and kill that guy
108:24
because it sounds interesting i can't
108:25
tell if they're fighting in dome while
108:26
they're fighting in the village so i'm
108:28
just going to kind of
108:29
push both at the same time can't go
108:32
wrong oh it's village
108:34
uh i don't have a site or anything so
108:36
neither do i
108:37
find size baby yeah [ __ ]
108:42
bro i just joined i see anime finn
108:46
broke someone clip that's kind of funny
108:48
someone got robbed here no i didn't mean
108:50
it like that
108:51
i meant like oh gee i mean it's
108:53
interesting
108:54
oh anyway i'm never going to live that
108:56
one don't i
108:58
finn is beldolfin today yes i am
109:00
professional translator finn
109:02
thank you oh thank you so mad respect
109:06
for the walking
109:07
stream walking for over an hour and
109:09
heals your toughness
109:11
then thanks matthew hell yeah dude i
109:14
mean that's that's nice
109:15
that's nice matthew how where the [ __ ]
109:17
was he shooting is from
109:18
uh you know what the other village i got
109:20
my that was a lot of exercise for that
109:22
day
109:22
i feel like i did pretty good just it
109:25
just
109:26
i was i was i'm proud of myself oh it is
109:28
the other village yeah i see it yeah
109:30
he's still there yeah
109:34
dude why didn't i crouch for the longest
109:35
time there feeling cute today i might
109:37
delete later
109:39
if he walk if he if the walks become a
109:41
regular uh
109:42
occurrence will you get the backpack set
109:43
up i've got a laptop
109:46
wait i swear to god i probably could
109:50
wait hold on backpack set up
109:52
[Music]
109:53
what does that include i don't know what
109:55
they use as a camera do they use an
109:56
actual camera or do they use their
109:57
phones
110:00
like i still got a pin on me i don't see
110:03
that man anymore
110:05
here we've still he's on the right he's
110:06
on the right
110:08
yeah i'm gonna have to crawl on this
110:11
window
110:14
yeah he's on the right using the doors
110:16
covered were your cars aching the next
110:17
day
110:18
not know the next day but immediately
110:21
after and like
110:22
i went to bed i always slept like a like
110:24
a baby that night
110:25
like i think it's phones but streamed
110:28
off your computer somehow
110:30
yeah i think the twitch app might be
110:32
really not very good with streaming
110:35
what in the [ __ ] that guy's so good yeah
110:38
i know
110:38
oh he's on the hill he's on the hill
110:39
he's on the hill oh [ __ ]
110:43
holy [ __ ] that's his teammate
110:46
oh two team no it's not his teammate
110:48
whole separate team
110:50
uh there's two guys on the hill i'm not
110:53
entirely sure how we're gonna escape
110:54
this
110:55
i'm just stand here
111:03
uh they don't like they're pushing
111:06
hopefully the other guy
111:07
starts fighting them or something
111:10
what the [ __ ] did they get oh [ __ ] you
111:11
know what they might be doing
111:13
oh yep i'm gonna come with you
111:18
oh okay hey bud how are you doing
111:21
i'm fine yeah i [ __ ] knew it i
111:24
[ __ ] knew it god damn it
111:30
holy marco get down deal
111:34
holy [ __ ] good shooting you could try
111:36
the streamlabs app that way you have
111:38
alerts as well
111:38
do they wait is that a thing i didn't
111:40
even that's a thing
111:42
when are you doing the cooking stream
111:44
you said you're gonna do alfredo
111:46
uh did i what is i don't know what that
111:49
is
111:51
fettuccine alfred i think i just said it
111:53
because i know that's a
111:55
food and it sounds fancy i have no idea
111:57
what even the first ingredient
111:59
is in it uh
112:02
fettuccine is cheese right like feta
112:07
right is it pasta i don't know yeah
112:12
oh my goodness oh for [ __ ] sake
112:15
something
112:16
cool what time i mean the cool part is
112:19
you wearing whatever the hell you're
112:20
wearing lmo
112:30
oh firefox
112:36
zorro with the absolute chat chat soap
112:39
oh for [ __ ] sake are we doing this
112:41
again
112:43
uh for my second the ultimate simp yes
112:47
he's got the sim problem thanks so much
112:49
zara you're still
112:50
still the best but you're also the worst
112:54
yeah we walking again yeah yeah
112:58
[ __ ]
113:02
okay um
113:05
god damn it let me text my sister
113:06
because i need that goddamn selfie stick
113:08
again
113:09
[ __ ] okay you know what we'll give it
113:11
some time to prepare now oh god hitch
113:13
left the
113:14
group oh yeah
113:17
i'm gonna call my sister hold on
113:27
ruby hello i'm going on another walk
113:32
hi can i borrow your selfie stick again
113:36
it depends why
113:40
[Laughter]
113:51
my entire stream loves you that's you
113:53
get clout are you in jack
113:56
are you what yeah are you a jack oh yeah
114:01
okay okay
114:05
as long as what as long as you let me
114:07
see you for a solid two minutes
114:10
sure sure that's that's that's fine you
114:12
gotta come here
114:14
i'm not i no yes i have some leg
114:18
you have sore legs
114:31
she [ __ ] hung up
114:38
ah you did really good there by the way
114:40
did you see that turn on
114:41
yeah you did really good the smart one
114:43
clout chasing already
114:45
in let me in okay
114:49
you know we've got some time to set up
114:50
because last time i was just trying to
114:51
do anything possible
114:53
so here's what we'll try and do um
114:56
now that i know how twitch works i can't
114:58
be in the call with you that sucks
114:59
huh she's here i'll be fine
115:04
okay hey ruby this one's a bit different
115:06
from me last time
115:16
her [ __ ] eyes just went so wide
115:23
yeah i will show you more later i will
115:25
be down later
115:26
give
115:31
she she didn't say a word she just did
115:34
that like
115:36
like that
115:40
she just said oh my god it's like the
115:44
door
115:47
she just went i just had to go oh my god
115:53
it's not the same if we don't see a
115:54
reaction i know i'm sorry
115:56
but i couldn't exactly invite her in for
115:58
a minute i'll just grab it
116:00
i'll i'll i'll be i'll be stream and i
116:03
will show her reaction then
116:06
what is this for
116:10
what the [ __ ] is there a microphone in
116:12
this there's no way no
116:14
that's not stupid wait is that wait what
116:18
wait oh it's oh it's so you can take a
116:20
picture like you press a button down
116:21
here and you take a picture
116:23
that's so dope i mean cool and all but
116:26
like
116:27
wow damn these selfie sticks can really
116:30
take selfies huh
116:32
my one donation didn't even show up on
116:34
stream i don't think you actually
116:36
donated them
116:37
i think you need to donate two for it to
116:39
for it to read out an alert
116:42
you're finn invite me oh heck okay sorry
116:46
right i'm gonna try and set this up what
116:47
chat what did you say it was streamlabs
116:49
app
116:50
why why did i put it on the selfie stick
116:51
i'm not gonna use it yet
116:53
okay thank you streamlabs app
116:58
then and see donations right go to
116:59
mcdonald mcdonald's is not open
117:02
hold on and also before i go i'll google
117:04
if there's any stores open okay
117:08
uh what's it called
117:12
check i'll charge your phone oh hell
117:14
yeah dude
117:15
this is gonna be so much better this is
117:17
gonna be so much for
117:18
go stand in the court go stand on the
117:20
corner jesus christ
117:29
[Music]
117:31
can you stream from ah stream live
117:34
okay cool is streamlabs a little bit
117:38
more
117:38
like good with that
117:41
because i know i don't know
117:46
i don't know what the broadcasting thing
117:47
would be like oh yeah check if your
117:49
battery is charged
117:50
i'm
118:00
holy mother of god no
118:03
hell holy mother of god no i will not do
118:06
that second that
118:07
the first thing maybe the second thing
118:10
never
118:11
this um
118:15
take a selfie sure also i look
118:17
significantly worse today
118:19
i think in my opinion but i'm still
118:21
going to go out
118:23
how much to go out in public in public
118:26
you should get on some fishnets i don't
118:28
need fishiness i've got thigh highs
118:29
we're going for a different form of trap
118:31
today
118:33
walkie walkie-talkie i should name this
118:35
no i could name that i could name my
118:36
stream this i'm gonna name this stream
118:38
walkie-talkie
118:40
that's funny i like that
118:43
did you ever find out your fake
118:44
prostitute get the strip heels
118:46
okay hold on we'll we'll we'll do polls
118:48
for this in a second
118:50
my sister just texted me i said two
118:52
minutes
118:54
warden you're going to the wrong wrong
118:56
area warden we have a dedicated location
118:58
that i can easily do while i'm also
119:00
logging into twitch on my phone
119:03
maybe if i remember my login oh heck
119:06
whoops
119:11
i don't okay question from question
119:14
okay i think i would go out in daytime
119:17
if i woke up
119:18
early enough and also
119:21
oh god would i
119:24
uh wait you guys have to realize he
119:27
wakes up at like 4 p.m
119:29
yeah i do wake up and then this whole
119:31
this whole getup takes at least an hour
119:33
so how early is day how early is daytime
119:39
at least daytime for you would you burst
119:41
into flames
119:42
quite possibly i don't know i've never
119:44
tried it statistically
119:46
due to statistical evidence maybe
119:51
and nine am nine am jesus christ
119:54
you're really what you wait one p.m okay
119:57
that's straight
119:58
up just midday lipstick time you're
120:00
expecting a lot more cleaning
120:01
jesus christ i don't know people on the
120:03
other town
120:05
matthew do we go do we go get black
120:07
lipstick there's people in this town
120:08
they dropped
120:09
they dropped at one of the houses oh i
120:11
forgot to tell you that
120:12
in the other houses you might be wrong
120:16
about that
120:18
okay remember there was a guy in here
120:22
there is
120:38
oh he's what the [ __ ] he did
120:42
one got i saw a guy coming from the
120:43
other town
120:47
yep by the big rock by the big rock next
120:48
to the other town like in the middle of
120:51
it
120:51
why are you just next to me all the time
120:53
god damn it
120:55
because you always go like
121:00
oh my god oh there's two that's a whole
121:02
different team
121:03
where's the other guy gone they're both
121:05
hit quite hard
121:07
do you have any knights oh hey marco no
121:09
oh that's warden
121:12
okay okay okay okay what is this draw
121:15
pole
121:15
oh god hold on hold on shank
121:19
oh hold on okay hold on let me look at
121:22
the straw poll what's it for
121:24
you're gonna kill us both i hit him once
121:27
in ahead
121:28
oh it's fine i'm busy what should finn
121:30
wear
121:31
stripper hill small hills regular
121:33
runners
121:34
finn's cutting or pot finn's cows are
121:36
possibly a longer walk
121:38
it's gonna be the same length of walk
121:42
you know what oh i'm not even gonna vote
121:44
i'm gonna see how that goes
121:47
okay how are we doing they're both dead
121:49
hey you're welcome
121:50
what the other was then what happened to
121:52
the other guy's teammate
121:54
they might have been him no there was
121:56
two of them oh i know oh wait it's a
121:58
squad game isn't it
121:59
ah now it all makes sense
122:02
oh [ __ ] that's chaos oh yeah i'm
122:05
actually kind of proud of myself i
122:06
killed both of them
122:08
yeah thanks marco yeah
122:11
well you guys are just having a casual
122:13
talk i was just busy
122:15
show us the show us the choices i said
122:18
oh okay it was
122:19
okay it was uh it's a straw poll
122:22
everyone's everyone's linking right now
122:24
in chat
122:24
it's the one dark czar is listen
122:25
thinking it's
122:27
how much to change outfit goth maybe
122:30
i don't have any goth stuff i don't know
122:32
i listen but i don't have any goth stuff
122:35
um could do it next stream
122:39
we we oh [ __ ] hold on i have a plan for
122:42
next stream so i'll show you what i'm
122:44
wearing
122:47
wait should i leave it a surprise or
122:49
should i show it
122:51
should uh give a sneak peek
122:54
okay this is this is an infamous one by
122:57
the way this is infamous
122:58
you've seen it if you're a fan of the
123:00
channel or twit or follow me on twitter
123:02
but you've never seen me
123:03
actually like streaming it or recording
123:05
it listen
123:08
if anyone guesses if anyone if anyone
123:10
guessed no you don't if anyone guesses
123:13
where it's from please say
123:18
remember this do you know what this is
123:20
from
123:22
it's short as [ __ ] it's
123:27
okay what's that from what infamous
123:30
picture is that from
123:31
body pillow hell yeah oh yeah it was
123:35
i thought so yep immediately i love
123:38
i love how fast that was yeah it was it
123:41
was from that well well done
123:44
has any any of you seen a uh
123:47
scope maybe uh i've got it two times
123:50
uh does everyone has anyone found out
123:51
extended marks for smg
123:54
no damn i really didn't
123:57
just just go oh [ __ ] does anyone have
124:00
any uh anyone have any nine mil
124:02
uh i've got a little bit but i don't
124:04
know i mean it's your twitter banner so
124:06
it's a package nearby
124:08
like uh 245 oh [ __ ] wow
124:11
hoping oh there we go i found an
124:13
extended quite sure wait what
124:16
what package 245 dropping what
124:21
yeah there was a package who dropped 245
124:24
that's not very close do i know i don't
124:27
one i think that's
124:28
not it's not close why would you say
124:30
package nia
124:33
yeah yeah okay there's a guy it's not
124:35
it's definitely not near by the way one
124:38
i hit him twice okay where's he at call
124:41
it oh
124:41
no on the right side yeah i'm getting
124:44
pinned from somewhere else yep
124:46
i think that's from top of the hill on
124:48
where we came from i think
124:50
near around it
124:53
that's what it sounded like anyway
124:54
that's what it felt oh there's still one
124:56
guy at the dome
124:57
dude i'm having a hard time i don't know
124:59
i'm getting shot from places i can't
125:01
even see
125:02
it is ma'am the melody
125:05
yeah okay it's it's an infamous one
125:07
that's what i said
125:10
i'm sorry i'm logging into my twitch
125:11
right now oh do i have any meds
125:14
yeah i'm bandaging like uh oh i'm done
125:18
[ __ ] m24 they have an n24
125:22
like f
125:28
i know it's f but i wasn't like getting
125:29
any close enough
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uh yeah i'd be really careful there's
125:33
two of them in the dome yeah
125:34
okay he blows my helmet there's our
125:37
first kid there
125:38
oh thank you
125:42
this is gonna be so great i'm so i'm
125:44
trying to sign into streamlabs by the
125:46
way
125:47
he hasn't been live for two hours how
125:49
are you doing today it's uh it would be
125:50
very nice to message you again on
125:51
twitter or discord
125:53
hell yeah holy [ __ ] enough to entice you
125:56
to wear the dress
125:57
matthew oh my god
126:00
not well not today
126:03
oh [ __ ] to my uh [ __ ] it is
126:06
i oh [ __ ] oh no
126:11
i don't know where that came from [ __ ]
126:12
we got absolutely destroyed
126:14
i think i was one of their team flanked
126:16
us well [ __ ] sake
126:18
yeah um yeah okay i'm gonna
126:22
matthew holy [ __ ] thank you so much finn
126:25
the poll isn't looking good for you
126:26
oh i haven't checked it holy [ __ ] i'm
126:29
doing so many
126:30
things at once so okay
126:33
so um
126:33
[Music]
126:36
what about now
126:42
[ __ ] sake it's so short
126:46
it's it's it's so short it is so short
126:51
oh [ __ ] what's where's the pool why did
126:54
i see it
126:55
i didn't plan on walking in it oh jesus
126:58
christ
127:02
[ __ ]
127:05
okay what if i pro okay i'll do your
127:07
deal because it takes a lot of work to
127:08
get changed
127:09
i'll go on a walk tomorrow as well in
127:12
that
127:13
because it is just i don't want to get
127:14
changed i'm lazy
127:18
yes okay yeah that was a very resounding
127:21
yes
127:25
oh check it out what the cds are for by
127:26
the way fine huh
127:29
i figured out what the cds are for wait
127:30
did you what are they for
127:32
they're like the community goals ah if
127:35
you collect a certain amount everyone
127:36
gets rewards
127:37
oh so they're useless god i love this
127:40
guy yeah okay i'm going okay two walks
127:44
then i'm going for a walk like this
127:45
going for a walk in in the in the in the
127:48
red one
127:48
you know the really the really short one
127:51
may i add holy [ __ ] i might have to talk
127:56
i might have to i might have to tuck for
127:57
that one
128:00
ugh oh no
128:04
oh no oh i have a sim sorry
128:08
it's super all right it's some all hail
128:11
sims
128:12
[ __ ] sake uh
128:18
oh i should go streamless media show oh
128:21
okay you select wedges you're all set up
128:22
get started
128:24
wait that works so well
128:27
oh that's not changed anything is it
128:32
oh whoa that's so cool how can i see
128:35
chat
128:43
oh oh that's cool
128:47
that's very cool cool i think i figured
128:50
it out
128:51
i think i figured it out i got so scared
128:55
i am okay with that
129:00
it shows up on the thing look at that it
129:02
shows up on the thing hell yeah this is
129:04
gonna be lit okay i figured we figured
129:06
it out
129:07
cool
129:10
oh he figured it out okay how do i look
129:14
terrible cool
129:17
um oh jesus christ cool
129:20
okay we can stream now can i just
129:23
straight up switch camera
129:24
should we try it i don't know if i can
129:26
switch camera because it says i'm live
129:27
right now playing this
129:30
what's that we're going to prime for the
129:32
strip from
129:35
yeah try and see if you can use this
129:39
cord while in the stream labs app
129:41
okay i think it was an internet thing
129:44
i think it was so okay what it was zaro
129:47
was um
129:48
it was just like the stream was dropping
129:50
because it was using up like
129:52
so much like uh bandwidth you know
129:56
which is why i think a lot of irl
129:58
streamers don't really do the discord
129:59
thing
130:00
but it was using up a [ __ ] and a
130:02
bandwidth apparently what it was
130:04
but we'll try it anyway we'll see if it
130:06
works any better and if it does then
130:08
hell yeah because i don't think twitch's
130:09
thing was very good but wait no i don't
130:11
want that
130:12
uh i do want that i want nope not you
130:14
that one
130:15
warden's gone to the other village by
130:16
itself yes nobody dropped here by the
130:19
way they dropped them in the city
130:21
south i mean um uh north north
130:24
northeast yeah by the way hit me up if
130:27
you find any um
130:28
hit me up if you find any uh
130:30
thingamajigs uh
130:32
yeah thank you uh
130:35
extended extended mags for smg's yeah
130:37
i'm looking for the same
130:39
okay i mean you gotta give it to me
130:42
first
130:42
you invest in a 5g phone if you're gonna
130:44
make more of these walks
130:46
i don't even think there's 5g available
130:48
here because those dum-dums keep burning
130:49
it down
130:51
oh dude there's actually one burnt down
130:54
to quite there to be
130:55
yeah oh my god somewhere there
130:59
yes i want it i killed one
131:02
oh wait you're alive oh [ __ ]
131:06
hey marco he's heavy lit
131:09
oh let's do this too oh no we shouldn't
131:11
have pushed i didn't think i was gonna
131:12
big either
131:14
are we dead i think we're dead warden
131:17
it's all up to you now
131:18
i have a three-time scope and i don't
131:20
want to go
131:24
warden it's all up to you now i'm too
131:26
bad at shooting
131:27
this shall i can i wear a hat can i wear
131:29
a hat does a hat look good with this
131:31
because it might make the wig look a bit
131:32
better and also this is a very bad way
131:36
what should i wear go on yes beanie
131:40
go on zorro i think this is your voting
131:42
time
131:43
no okay let's vote
131:46
are you alive oh [ __ ] never mind
131:52
thanks so much for the bits no beanie no
131:54
dude why is this 50 50
131:56
your tiara may be warm enough listen
131:59
let's do a real vote okay
132:02
[ __ ] stop saying tiara wait make
132:04
another okay make another straw poll and
132:06
i'll check the last straw poll okay
132:10
display cap right uh [ __ ] it i'm gonna
132:13
go
132:13
regular runners if i know i'm just gonna
132:15
press results
132:24
oh jesus [ __ ]
132:29
yeah yeah
132:35
okay
132:43
i hope you're happy stream i hope you're
132:46
happy stream
132:50
oh [ __ ] sake
132:54
this is gonna be so fun it's gonna be so
132:56
fun
132:58
wow wow
133:03
wow
133:09
okay fine
133:12
i warned you five minutes ago i know if
133:14
you want you could do a vote using slash
133:16
poll oh i can yeah okay fine
133:18
such poll okay slash poll
133:21
should open up a menu hell yeah okay
133:23
question
133:24
cat hat response
133:28
beanie no
133:33
tiara
133:37
uh do i have another hat i don't have
133:39
another hat
133:40
or do i no i don't have another hat do i
133:44
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
133:48
yeah stop paul there you go
133:53
you should buy a fez buy a fez dude what
133:56
about a fedora
133:57
that'd be sick
134:01
scrunchy it's crunchy did you become a
134:03
full-on visco girl
134:08
all right let me check the pop oh [ __ ]
134:10
jesus
134:12
so bright
134:16
okay tiara is slightly winning beanie
134:18
okay no is very low
134:19
it's a mix between beady and tiara i
134:21
would say this though
134:23
the the [ __ ] you know what it's already
134:26
a street it's already stripper hills you
134:27
know what
134:28
[ __ ] it you do you you you chat
134:32
the outfit would look good with a beanie
134:35
i agree
134:36
maybe okay you know i'll do a thing
134:40
oh god tiara's gonna win i can already
134:42
see it it's gonna happen
134:44
so i was gonna win it's oh yeah
134:48
[ __ ] sake goddammit
135:06
oh i don't know
135:09
i've i've thought about it but i i mean
135:12
i've thought about it
135:13
but i think streaming's streaming might
135:16
be
135:17
enough i think because streaming's like
135:20
everything i
135:22
well i mean maybe i could just post my
135:23
selfies there you know like uh
135:26
can i show i don't know i've got a boy i
135:29
got a bunch of selfies should i post one
135:31
in the discord
135:32
hey good chance to promo the discord
135:34
join the discord it's not linked
135:36
anywhere i'm so sorry but i'm sure if
135:38
anyone
135:38
i'm sure tacos or something's here that
135:41
can post the discord i don't know
135:44
but um hold on let me let me grab
135:47
let me let me let me post something
135:48
there you go flapjack immediately thank
135:50
you
135:51
um i should really link that i'll post
135:53
something in
135:57
i'll post it in uh oh my god oh thanks
136:01
for
136:01
hey thanks for the chat well thanks for
136:03
the bits sorry uh
136:05
yes post selfies on instagram no maybe
136:07
maybe
136:08
i'll post it in pics i'll post it in
136:10
their pics and vids
136:14
from the uh from the walk before three
136:16
saves
136:28
also an m16
136:32
unless you take the m16 at this point no
136:34
you're not [ __ ]
136:38
what does the angle of foregrip actually
136:39
do it reduces left and right
136:43
there's basic uh stuff here
136:47
okay what are you not much i've already
136:50
gotten
136:50
okay okay finn's probably
136:54
finn's probably regretting doing this
136:55
and wondering how the whole ego thing
136:57
started i know exactly how it started
137:00
i'm not stuck i'm not regretting it yet
137:02
the only time that i regretted it was
137:04
when we were playing the uh
137:05
holy [ __ ] suppressor hell yeah the only
137:08
time that i regretted it was when we
137:09
were playing the horror game
137:10
and then i went for a walk and it was so
137:12
much more fun than the horror game
137:13
it was so much better the horror game
137:15
sucks so much nothing
137:17
nothing can convince me to go back to
137:19
that horror game or
137:20
any horror game for that matter i might
137:23
do vr one day though and apparently
137:24
that's scary but that's not like
137:26
scary scary i mean it's terrifying if
137:29
you play a horror game but i think vr
137:30
i'm just going to get freaked out at
137:32
nothing which might be fun to watch for
137:34
you
137:37
pay planes just came on spotify and it
137:38
reminded me of this hell yeah pay planes
137:40
is a dope song dude
137:43
yeah i like purple oh wait that's not
137:46
right dick
137:47
[ __ ] there's a lot of people in the
137:50
town by the way
137:51
oh we've all split up like in every
137:53
which direction possible uh
138:03
oh um yeah there's always people in the
138:06
city
138:07
trying to find them yeah there's like
138:08
three teams there
138:10
did you find any scopes or something no
138:15
how do you not smudge your makeup you
138:16
don't touch your face
138:22
that's an easy answer stream of
138:23
minecraft horror map maybe minecraft
138:25
horror maps are just
138:26
like they just get you to download a
138:28
texture pack and
138:29
they just jump scare you because that's
138:30
the only thing you can really do in
138:32
minecraft
138:33
so it's the worst form of being scared
138:38
oh my god it's awful
138:42
i'm just hold on okay i'm gonna i'm i'm
138:44
trying to i'm
138:45
trying to play this game now because i
138:46
managed to get a suppressor and
138:48
suppressors are dope
138:50
but i am also trying to set up the
138:51
stream hold on finn
138:53
what do you have a three-time scope no i
138:56
do not
138:57
i should be able to stream if i oh my
139:00
god
139:01
you okay what's up i heard shots i don't
139:05
know where they're coming from
139:06
i knocked him where are you is he oh
139:09
you're so far away
139:13
okay i killed the guy i was shooting you
139:15
but there might be another guy somewhere
139:17
um i don't see anyone from all the way
139:20
over here
139:22
like no one outside the village from my
139:23
angle
139:25
yeah they might be on the back though
139:27
like on the other ridge
139:29
like you know like hillbilly yeah it
139:31
might be waiting for me to go loot
139:33
i'm gonna go onto the hill to the right
139:35
was that where was he do you think
139:36
roughly just say a number
139:38
he would he was north like literally on
139:40
me like oh okay
139:42
you might you probably see his body oh
139:43
[ __ ] i'm just gonna
139:46
ah uh yeah i'm thinking that hill
139:49
is where his teammate's going to be i
139:51
see him
139:52
you see him no i see your body i see
139:54
their body okay
139:56
i'm moving up to the i'm moving on the
139:58
big hill okay
140:01
is that a guy no that's a bush
140:04
all right i'm good oh [ __ ] i got shot
140:06
out from somewhere or something
140:08
it was our direction oh that's it no
140:10
that's uh oh [ __ ]
140:12
all right let's uh what's up what's the
140:14
direction
140:16
that's that's west no don't come to finn
140:18
you're in a better spot than me
140:20
okay well i'm gonna walk over this way
140:21
at least
140:23
so i got some coverage i don't know
140:25
where your friend was
140:30
oh it could have been that guy dome at
140:33
like two six
140:33
where the [ __ ] i don't know where the
140:36
hell that was
140:38
it's got dome yeah they're on disco by
140:40
the way oh okay can you hear me when
140:41
you're done with the stream
140:42
gotcha okay cool
140:45
[Music]
140:46
the dome like really far away yeah the
140:49
one close
140:50
oh what the [ __ ] yeah yeah i just got
140:52
shot
140:53
you're getting shot from north i think
140:54
as well
140:57
um not convinced we're getting shot from
140:59
north
141:01
you're not no not really i was i was in
141:04
plain view of north for a while i see
141:06
him i see him north 335
141:08
behind the shack ah that check
141:12
i don't see him from my angle i don't
141:15
see him either
141:17
i'll mark the shack that he's at the
141:22
orange blocker why no what oh wait no no
141:25
wait no no
141:26
sorry wrong shot this oh yeah i see him
141:29
yep i see one of them yeah i know i
141:32
found him don't worry
141:35
did you get him no i didn't get him oh
141:44
oh yeah he's on the hill now yeah
141:45
there's two of them by the way not on
141:46
that shack
141:47
yeah i'm running back to you
141:53
i think that man's got a car yo zone
141:57
yeah that's what i'm running kind of
141:58
lead him it laid him out of his own
142:00
[ __ ]
142:00
this guy can stay cool
142:04
what do you have a deal huh to heal
142:08
no i don't have anything i'm just
142:09
running around okay uh
142:12
all right come here come on come here
142:13
i'm gonna test something out because uh
142:15
i've been trying i've been attempting to
142:17
try and straight i'm gonna test
142:17
something i just wanna see what happens
142:18
if i press this button
142:20
i don't know what happened connects his
142:21
chat is something happening right now i
142:24
do wonder
142:25
let me test this out
142:32
no okay why is that
142:35
looks normal nothing's happening okay i
142:37
think i need to end this stream and then
142:39
start on this one
142:41
um cool okay
142:45
i think that's how we do it
142:48
it can actually be rejected okay cool i
142:50
think that's how we do it
142:52
uh let's holy [ __ ] is that you shooting
142:56
by the way
142:56
there's people 190 by the way yeah cool
143:00
you got a suppressor yep oh [ __ ] good
143:03
[ __ ] i him twice
143:05
i don't think he knows where we are
143:07
because i've got a suppressor
143:12
oh he's on the hill yeah yeah okay he
143:14
knows where we are now
143:17
yep oh he's shooting me [ __ ] oh damn
143:20
oh god he's kidding me a few times that
143:23
was way over
143:25
okay
143:29
oh [ __ ] from town from town from village
143:31
even from the big city
143:33
all right
143:38
oh wait wait okay
143:41
yeah if i oh there's people like 290 by
143:44
the way
143:44
and i have a three-time scope so if you
143:47
can get it
143:48
wait did you die oh [ __ ] yes they were
143:51
shooting from 290.
143:53
so be careful i have your three oh and
143:55
four hey
143:56
much better sure you know what fine
144:05
you could defend by the way i'm doing
144:06
well
144:09
okay that's a headshot
144:12
oh [ __ ] okay okay okay okay okay okay
144:16
trying to see if i can find people like
144:18
shot warden from two nine yeah i have no
144:20
clue
144:22
i think that we're going i think i'm
144:24
being shot
144:34
you know what walking stream oh
144:37
okay here we go bud when are we going
144:39
walking now [ __ ] because i just
144:42
got shot in the head while i was running
144:45
okay right tiara
144:49
heals i got it i got it
144:52
give me a minute
144:56
i i got it this is gonna be great it's
144:57
gonna be so good and easy to do
145:00
it's gonna be so easy it's gonna be so
145:02
great
145:03
oh man this is gonna be so dope i can't
145:05
wait
145:06
okay let's see charge 74 charge
145:09
wow oh on an iphone that might last you
145:12
what
145:13
10 minutes dude that's gonna last me
145:14
like a whole stuff maybe even 15.
145:18
if we get real lucky chat we might be
145:20
out for like five minutes this time it's
145:22
gonna be crazy
145:23
all right last time like 30 lasted me an
145:26
hour
145:27
so i'm i'm good or 45 percent dead
145:35
cincy yes are you gonna leave right like
145:39
you're not be
145:40
in cold i'm gonna test out discord in a
145:42
call
145:43
but i'm not entirely sure whether it'll
145:47
work
145:47
so there's like a i'm 80
145:51
sure that it won't but if it does then
145:53
i'll be in the call
145:54
but i'm fairly sure it's not okay
145:57
because i think i'm gonna steal mark and
145:59
go to the other group
146:01
just in case you guys want to join okay
146:05
sure i'll join it hold on i've got to
146:07
quickly um
146:10
shut up chat buddy or chat
146:15
huh let the chat bother you don't tell
146:18
him make
146:24
a little behind the scenes yeah
146:27
shut up i still waiting for that video
146:31
by the way
146:32
the makeup video it's never gonna come
146:37
how am i supposed to learn then how you
146:42
you never will secrets reserved only for
146:46
me
146:48
no one can be who get ready queen shut
146:51
the [ __ ] up
146:55
ooh makeup stream
146:58
oh this is gonna be so [ __ ] okay i'm
147:01
taking off my headphones in fact i'm
147:03
going to leave the call so it's not uh
147:04
so
147:04
i'm not just hearing nothing although
147:06
you're talking to the phone all right
147:08
see you
147:08
see you in a bit maybe i'll message you
147:10
if it doesn't work okay
147:12
okay all right see
147:16
right make up stream [ __ ] why would you
147:19
clip it
147:19
why would you clip it though
147:23
okay where are where are
147:26
where are they out oh my god
147:30
my hecking discord's calling in god damn
147:32
it
147:35
what the [ __ ]
147:45
i'm first of all fixing all this
147:48
and then i may or may not go out okay
147:51
i'm gonna go out but still
147:52
and then i will go out
148:01
oh this is terrible plan where's my uh
148:03
where's my cool headphones
148:05
where did i put them how about that
148:10
okay
148:13
isn't it beautiful
148:17
thanks for the [ __ ] hundred and three
148:20
hundred bucks zaro
148:22
and and thank you so much matthew as
148:24
well such a good contribution matthew
148:26
thanks so much matthew is that straight
148:28
that is not straight
148:32
because we couldn't have a crown that's
148:34
not couldn't have a crown it's not
148:36
straight
148:36
oh jesus i think i have some sort of
148:40
peasant
148:49
good enough
148:55
okay okay
148:58
we're gonna try this out
149:02
why is that so crooked looking what the
149:05
[ __ ]
149:05
this looks so weird my face looks so
149:09
round dude
149:11
it's because i'm so i'm so used for it
149:13
i'm so used to the hair going on this
149:15
side and not this side i've not like
149:18
i have not made this try and look good
149:25
this looks so dumb ah
149:30
okay
149:33
i'm gonna get [ __ ] so many comments
149:35
about this
149:40
good bad bad
149:49
oh my [ __ ] god
149:56
i swear if i wore the beanie this would
149:57
look ten times better
150:00
in fact you know what we're gonna try
150:01
i'm gonna go against your wishes for a
150:03
second because i want to try it
150:05
i want to see if it looks good you can
150:07
still vote on it but i'm going to give
150:08
you an attempt to try so right let me
150:10
give you the options
150:11
here's what this looks like cool and
150:13
then
150:30
minnie damn that [ __ ]
150:33
uh big big titty goth gf look right now
150:43
that's what this looks like hey
150:46
right vote yay or nay for beanie yay or
150:50
nay for beanie
150:51
what are we doing
150:55
straw poll okay poll we'll do a poll
150:57
we'll do a poll
151:00
we'll do a poll we'll do another po
151:03
we'll do we'll do a pull
151:05
we do poll
151:10
be me no beanie
151:16
that's not how you spell that at all
151:21
the unanimous battle okay so far it's
151:24
just all beanie
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two votes oh jesus christ okay beanie
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looks like it's beanie looks like it's
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taking the lead here
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all right okay um
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next up your favorite thing zoro
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okay should we see can i even walk in
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these
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okay
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holy mother of [ __ ] god
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jesus christ
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okay hold on i can't do this even
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remotely on camera
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jesus christ okay okay uh
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oh my god oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] it's so tall okay okay okay okay
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okay
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oh my god
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these okay they are really comfy though
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not gonna lie
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like they're half a size too big so
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they're these are great actually i could
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you know
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i could rock these okay i'm down with it
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okay and then like uh
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okay and then what's it now okay
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dude the thigh fives and the stripper
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heels dude [ __ ]
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celestia vega what do you even have on
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me what was i saying
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what did it say did i just say bombshell
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what are they saying
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okay okay confidence is key
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he do be tripping ah shut up you
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can you walk in those actually i'm gonna
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be able to walk in these way better than
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the red ones
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bombshell hell yeah okay i'm gonna end
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the stream and we're gonna try and come
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back on here okay
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see in a minute