00:00
did we do it that looks different ice
00:01
there's a thing now is this the thing
00:03
hold on i wait until it pops up on there
00:06
oh
00:07
[ __ ] oh that wait this is way
00:10
better tell me this isn't way better
00:13
is this way better high quality stream
00:16
oh
00:17
damn okay
00:20
is the sound better because i can't tell
00:23
the sound was so bad before you guys
00:25
didn't tell me
00:26
is that a gun it's an airsoft gun and
00:27
that's my wig
00:30
it's do okay is the how's the sound
00:32
quality it's crystal it's great sound is
00:34
good
00:34
so is it the same sound as last time or
00:36
is it different sound
00:39
because last time i checked it was like
00:41
i was speaking through a
00:42
[ __ ] pringle cam better it's better
00:45
same sound
00:46
different different better okay hold on
00:48
i'm very sorry you're going to get a
00:49
terrible shot of me
00:50
but i'm going to carry on talking so i
00:52
can hear it and so i can put on my
00:53
headphones
00:54
until i can unmute myself in the big
00:56
stream can hear it
00:59
it's like the same sound it's a little
01:01
bit better
01:03
it's not great i'm not gonna lie it's
01:06
not great
01:07
but it's doable okay
01:11
[ __ ] honestly this looks worse this
01:14
looks
01:14
far look at my [ __ ] eyelash
01:23
okay i feel like 29 planets right now
01:27
okay um heck what am i doing
01:31
dude the thick the thick um
01:37
[ __ ] was i doing i was doing something
01:38
what was i doing
01:40
chad what was i doing boop cam oh yeah i
01:43
was going on a walk i forgot about that
01:47
uh dude it even says my
01:51
connection okay cool i'm gonna
01:52
disconnect from my internet i'm really
01:54
sorry about this we're gonna see what
01:56
happens
02:00
okay have we changed much
02:05
it still seems fine no yes
02:09
this still seems fine yeah this is fine
02:11
nothing happened cool okay cool
02:14
neat neat okay
02:17
um right
02:22
what do i want to bring with me maybe a
02:25
knife
02:26
a uk legal canife mind you
02:31
maybe not actually it's a bad idea maybe
02:32
some keys keys would be a good idea
02:35
wait i can't even bring anything with it
02:37
wait okay hold on
02:38
you're gonna love this i i know i'm
02:41
gonna ask you what this i'm gonna ask
02:43
you yes or no
02:44
and i already know the answer but i'm
02:45
gonna show you anyway because i still
02:47
find it funny that i own one
02:51
boy do i have it oh i've gotta have this
02:53
thing somewhere
02:54
i've already made the joke i can't even
02:56
i can't say i don't have it
02:58
i do okay like
03:01
a year ago when this whole thing started
03:04
hitch
03:05
the person that refused to get into this
03:06
call decided to buy me something
03:13
you're seeing that right my friends
03:17
it's a bag
03:28
yeah yeah i know i know i'm aware
03:33
i know
03:39
uh-huh this is going to happen in it all
03:42
right let's change the um
03:45
this to let's go
03:48
just chatting
03:53
uh i can't actually see myself right now
03:58
and then someone said a good night lucky
04:01
donkey what the [ __ ] autocorrect why did
04:04
it auto connect walkie to sally
04:10
apply good
04:14
dude the chat's so much better on this
04:16
to me this like the whole screen is chat
04:18
now
04:19
hell yeah
04:22
hell yeah
04:26
hell yeah okay cool cool
04:30
off we go off we go wait no i actually
04:33
want my i want my keys
04:36
i forgot oh yeah what do i get the bag
04:38
for keys
04:41
okay ugh
04:44
right where should we go this time chap
04:48
look at the straw poll what was the
04:49
drawball
04:51
what was this drop off oh okay someone
04:53
posted one sec
04:56
i didn't know there was another trouble
04:58
lag oh no
04:59
there's no lag
05:04
do we need a makeup stream [ __ ] sake
05:10
58 people said yeah right
05:14
that's going to be require a big old
05:16
donation by doing
05:17
makeups awful to do okay
05:23
[ __ ] all right hold on you know we
05:26
couldn't forget about one essential item
05:29
that we got to bring with us
05:31
[Music]
05:34
you know for the makeup stream
05:38
hold on right where's ruby
05:41
ruby the time has come
05:58
huh it just keeps on improving
06:02
i like the whole look you've got going
06:04
did you see this one oh you should look
06:05
at your
06:06
text to send you some good text what did
06:07
you send me i sent you
06:09
a tick tock from rupaul's drag race
06:19
oh you've already got it open oh god
06:22
goodbye
06:23
running back she's huh
06:27
i don't know we'll find out if you hear
06:29
a really loud scream in the dark
06:31
okay probably me
06:46
kidnapped in three two okay
06:53
i get 190k like something though okay
06:57
oh it's so cool
07:03
yo why was it warmer when i wore
07:06
[ __ ] fish dude
07:11
okay this is the shortest [ __ ] thing
07:20
check on the map the place oh no wait
07:21
yeah i forgot about that
07:23
okay should we see if i can exit out the
07:24
stream
07:26
oh [ __ ] you see if i can accept the
07:28
stream a little better like that
07:32
okay let's see if there's anything oh
07:34
i'm really sorry if this goes wrong
07:37
i'm not gonna know if it goes wrong dude
07:38
if this goes wrong and i go off live
07:40
i'm just standing in the middle of my
07:42
[ __ ] road it
07:44
got down 1am freezing my literal tits
07:47
off
07:49
and checking whether a [ __ ] kfc
07:53
is open 24 hours are you kidding me
07:58
my dude techno blade streams he streams
08:01
he streams bed walls
08:02
scappy streams he just trolls kids oh
08:04
thank you how many views like oh techno
08:06
played
08:07
you know 30 60 000 viewers something
08:10
like that
08:11
oh what is what does finn do what what
08:12
does finn do for views friend dressed up
08:14
as [ __ ] belle delphine
08:16
and goes on a walk in his hometown at
08:18
1am
08:20
this seems fair
08:23
[ __ ] stripper hills
08:31
sometimes i do wonder you know also
08:34
everything's just green
08:35
it looks like dude this just looks like
08:37
black and white why look so shiny
08:39
my face that way where's my color
08:42
why is this so yellow holy [ __ ] a
08:44
pothole
08:46
okay over there there's like more white
08:48
light you'll be able to see me in not
08:50
shrek mode
08:54
also can we get a petition or you are
08:57
you wham in the watch these streams
09:00
can we start you know putting uh pockets
09:03
in this type of ship you know
09:06
so that when guys wear them and they
09:07
need to take their phone with them
09:09
you know we can we can just we can wear
09:12
the skirts
09:13
and take a pen knife with us you know
09:14
some keys that'll be nice
09:16
you know why is it made like that it's
09:18
so much more convenient
09:19
also holy [ __ ] again
09:24
it's so weirdly eerie should we go down
09:26
a different way
09:27
let's go a different direction should we
09:30
go on the woods
09:31
no we shouldn't go around the woods
09:33
there's like no light like legitimately
09:35
there's
09:35
no [ __ ] light that's why i stuck to
09:38
streets last time
09:40
like it's like it's just gonna be like
09:42
that the entire stream
09:44
just black but there's another way we
09:47
could go around
09:48
we could go around look i'm in darkness
09:52
okay i'll show you the other way we can
09:53
go around
09:56
okay so the last time we did the stream
10:00
i pointed towards this area and went
10:02
[ __ ] no we're not going down there
10:05
it's a different street it wraps around
10:07
my woods
10:08
but like i've i don't know the area that
10:10
well
10:15
oh christ okay
10:21
it just smells like weed around here
10:24
who's been smoking weed in
10:25
cut down 1am okay look i'll show you
10:29
this is the area not wearing a mask oh
10:32
no it's 1am it doesn't matter
10:34
look that was where we didn't go last
10:37
time
10:39
because that looks terrifying
10:45
where's like a good what are some good
10:46
lights
10:52
if i go there okay
11:00
that's not gonna save my skirt is it
11:03
that's definitely gonna see in my skirt
11:06
um maybe here
11:10
oh is that gonna hold on idea time
11:14
idea time
11:20
that's probably not gonna oh that might
11:22
that might right then
11:26
okay is that going to see anything okay
11:34
good
11:39
these are insane by the way
11:49
oh [ __ ] how are you walking in that [ __ ]
11:52
[ __ ] knows finn really be working that
11:55
corner huh it
11:56
[ __ ] is a corner
12:00
oh no oh no oh no
12:03
okay
12:06
okay should we go down there
12:10
i don't know what they're good today
12:13
waifu
12:15
okay we're going down
12:19
car incoming
12:27
dude the lip gloss man not fun
12:31
okay this reason why i didn't come down
12:32
the street it's dark as [ __ ]
12:35
and it's just a touch terrifying
12:39
so there you go more story time about my
12:42
neighborhood
12:43
when i was there like 15 slash 16.
12:46
there was a house on this road that
12:48
always needed getting like it was always
12:50
just having worked on it just like
12:51
permanent one of those houses that's
12:53
just like
12:54
always had scaffolding up which was
12:56
never ever done
12:57
right so
13:00
and at the same time i was kind of
13:03
starting off doing youtube
13:04
and i was still just playing video games
13:06
for the entire day
13:08
and my parents said uh my parents
13:11
started doing the thing of like you know
13:13
hey what you need to go get a job you
13:15
can't just [ __ ] play minecraft
13:16
all day that's not gonna get you
13:18
anywhere
13:21
look where it got me mom and dad yeah
13:24
who's laughing now
13:30
but when i was a kid one of all these
13:33
houses one of these houses i can't
13:34
remember which one it was
13:35
it was always being worked on i think it
13:37
was like
13:38
you can't see it i think it's like that
13:39
one there no it wasn't oh no it
13:42
definitely wasn't it was like one of
13:43
these
13:44
okay one of these houses were always
13:46
being worked on
13:47
and the thing is with that when there
13:50
are builders
13:51
there's manual labor to be done they
13:54
said they said finn
13:56
off you go ghost go offer yourself
13:59
as a strapping young lad lift some
14:02
bricks
14:04
go half go you know go get paid didn't
14:06
say how much to ask for they just said
14:07
hey you got a job to be done
14:09
and i did i went around i said hey you
14:10
got a job to be done he said no [ __ ] off
14:12
because you know you can't exactly just
14:14
employ 15 16
14:16
15 year olds just because they're like
14:19
they can lift a bic i used to be a
14:20
fairly strong kid
14:21
i used to be like fairly athletic i
14:23
guess did a lot of judo
14:25
as a pun is down that i said on my name
14:28
but
14:29
oh my gosh i got something just [ __ ]
14:31
moved
14:34
oh i don't like that i'm getting out
14:36
there that was actually [ __ ] scary
14:39
oh i didn't like that one bit
14:42
oh
14:51
okay i'm a little bit more scared than i
14:52
was yesterday oh i don't like that
14:55
look it's just you can't see because my
14:57
phone's not like hold on let me
14:58
swap from front front facing camera
15:01
bruh that's what i'm looking at it's
15:05
just straight up just
15:06
pitch black into the woods you can't see
15:09
anything in it
15:10
look at that but
15:14
so we'll go so i used to get sent off to
15:16
do stuff like that
15:18
oh that did [ __ ] up there's a park round
15:20
here
15:21
i think it was this house no it was one
15:23
down there it was definitely
15:25
okay the house it was at was like
15:28
wait hold on that one there okay there
15:31
you go
15:31
it's that one and
15:35
please send me off to try and get all
15:36
these odd jobs the thing is you when
15:38
you're when you're like when you've got
15:39
no one when you've got no employee when
15:42
you've got no qualifications you
15:43
obviously can't get a [ __ ] job
15:44
anywhere
15:46
you can't get a job anywhere right so
15:49
you just go into these places
15:51
you can wait can i have a job and i said
15:53
i applied to a bunch of them
15:54
i applied to maybe three because no one
15:58
hires you when you're a kid
15:59
that's pretty much the start of my
16:00
youtube channel was because i needed to
16:02
make um
16:03
i needed well i mean i was already doing
16:05
youtube but i think the first time i
16:07
ever did like a server deal
16:09
it was this is a bad idea don't deserve
16:11
the deals when you're starting off
16:13
by the way the first time i ever did one
16:15
of those
16:16
it's like i got paid like 15 and i
16:19
remember going
16:20
and being really proud of that 15 bucks
16:23
and they're being like oh [ __ ] like wow
16:26
i can do this you know
16:28
and uh we used to talk all the time
16:30
about like what i was gonna get with it
16:32
you know what i was gonna get with my 15
16:33
or like 45 dollars that i'd saved up
16:35
from doing a few videos
16:37
and i got a [ __ ] knife i got a cs go
16:40
knife
16:41
because i'm stupid
16:45
it was the first thing i bought you know
16:47
not food not anything like
16:49
even somewhat useful at all
16:53
just she's a [ __ ] csgo knife
16:56
terrible terrible fun
16:59
what is this stream well oh [ __ ] no no
17:02
i'm not close
17:04
not clothes not not food not not a noose
17:07
not a new dress
17:08
nothing
17:11
holy [ __ ] damn judy same here i got a
17:16
csgo butterfly knife i got a huntsman
17:18
knife everybody ganks until the white
17:21
van pulls up
17:23
oh [ __ ] you wanna hear it oh [ __ ] this
17:26
is a story okay watch this
17:27
so there's a bus stop near my house oh
17:30
thanks for the dinner
17:31
thanks don i didn't why did you not read
17:32
the donut
17:34
god damn it don't need some sound up
17:38
i'll turn my sound all the way up just
17:39
in case dude what if it's what if my
17:40
phone's still set to the screen thing
17:42
and it screams at me oh okay see that
17:45
there
17:47
there that is a bus stop now that bus
17:50
stop
17:51
this is a sensitive topic you you
17:53
youngans
17:54
so that bus stop oh
17:58
give me my hair give me my hair give me
17:59
my hair
18:01
so i got into it's a short story but
18:03
it's still freaky so
18:05
i used to i used to have work experience
18:06
when i was in year 10.
18:08
year 10 you're like [ __ ] uk people how
18:11
are you in year 10
18:12
like 16 15. i don't know
18:16
young younger than that maybe like 15 or
18:18
14.
18:19
anyway yeah no like 15. okay so
18:23
when i was in like year 10 you had to do
18:24
work experience you had to do like a job
18:26
placement thing
18:27
basically you worked for free and that
18:30
was it and you were just bothering
18:31
someone's work
18:32
and that's what that's what you had to
18:34
do and you had to do it you'd get kicked
18:36
out of school if you didn't do it
18:37
so but that got stuck over there i used
18:40
to wait
18:40
let's get a bus half an hour into my
18:42
city and i used to get on another bus
18:45
no sorry i used to get i used to go into
18:47
a uh
18:49
office building and i go out i meet up
18:51
with someone say i came there
18:53
get another bus to where we were going
18:54
that day because i worked at english
18:56
heritage
18:57
and i just bothered them for a bit i
18:59
just did all their filing which sucked
19:01
like paper filing really english
19:03
heritage not even computerized
19:05
i just spoke to the it guy all day
19:06
because he was way more interesting and
19:08
then i found out i wanted to go into it
19:09
because that work experience oh you know
19:11
it is useful so
19:16
oh oh anyway i'll tell this story
19:20
so i got on that bus before in fact no
19:23
no i won't on on my right here
19:26
i'm gonna check it out first though on
19:27
my right there's a little path it's a
19:29
little bit dark a little bit
19:30
creepy but i'm used to it so there's a
19:33
path right into a big park
19:35
they just little statue i'm just seeing
19:36
if there's any lighting
19:38
no it's just pitch black [ __ ] i want to
19:40
show you guys that statue they built a
19:42
statue for the nhs
19:43
like there are like hospitals over here
19:46
you know because they're working and
19:47
we're not paying for it
19:48
they're helping us so you know
19:53
i just had footsteps i can still hear
19:57
them
19:58
oh [ __ ]
20:02
oh i don't like that
20:05
okay okay
20:09
okay
20:12
okay okay
20:15
so i'm with my creepy story so
20:20
right basically
20:23
when i was writing it though and i'm
20:24
saying at that point
20:27
um
20:30
oh it's a fox holy [ __ ]
20:34
hey foxy oh foxy
20:39
that's what it was it's fine it was just
20:41
a fox or a cat
20:43
look like a fox foxes are all around my
20:45
neighborhood
20:46
i don't know why
20:52
see it's going across them
20:55
no one was a cat i was a tabby cat okay
20:57
he's fine we're not gonna die
20:59
i was riding at that bus stop and
21:01
someone um someone else you know way to
21:03
the bus stop with me
21:04
it's a really small bus stop usually
21:06
there's no one there and
21:08
he's like a guy it's like a you know
21:11
middle-aged kind of you know
21:12
late 40s sort of guy wasn't really
21:14
saying anything to me
21:15
just sort of waited with me a little bit
21:17
too close
21:18
i noticed like he was just waiting like
21:20
he was just a little bit too close to me
21:22
for being in a bus stop
21:23
he's down anywhere why would you stand
21:24
like like no joke he would stand like
21:27
there and the bus you could stand
21:29
[ __ ] anywhere that's weird
21:31
anyway my little you know
21:35
the secondary school school uniform
21:36
blazer and thai all prepared for my job
21:40
and then and then
21:44
so he gets on the bus with me he gets
21:45
the same bus as me still weird
21:47
and he sits directly behind me
21:52
like by the way empty bus directly
21:54
behind me
21:55
wasn't sitting in a disabled seat
21:57
literally just random seat on the bus
21:58
sits directly behind me
22:00
i was like this is [ __ ] creepy as
22:02
[ __ ]
22:03
and i was like okay i decided i was like
22:05
red flags
22:06
so literally next bus stop i got off the
22:09
bus
22:10
guess who got off the [ __ ] bus with
22:12
me at the next stop
22:17
he got off the [ __ ] bus stop in fact
22:19
no it was the one we passed no no it's
22:21
this one
22:22
okay there's this one right here see
22:24
that that's the bus stop i got off at
22:26
there still on the same road see the
22:27
white thing
22:28
that one i got for that one so he gets
22:31
off with me
22:33
maybe it's because of my feminine face
22:37
but now he gets off with me and then
22:40
he gets again we wait for the bus stop
22:43
together
22:44
no one has [ __ ] acknowledged this yet
22:46
and by the way if that
22:48
is this ever happens to you that is when
22:50
you [ __ ] run
22:51
a kid that that's when you run far away
22:55
because now you're in now i'm like
22:57
standing there waiting for a bus with
22:58
no one around anyway
23:02
eventually we get on that we get on the
23:04
next bus
23:05
and he sits at the back of the bus and i
23:06
sit at the front
23:08
good can you get there he gets the same
23:10
[ __ ] stuff i get off
23:12
and i have no idea where he went after
23:14
after that he i go to my office building
23:16
i get off at the bus stop that i'm
23:17
supposed to be at he gets off at the
23:19
exact same stop which way should we go
23:26
yeah which way should we go
23:29
oh
23:32
let's go that way again actually i'll go
23:35
down a different stop
23:37
we'll go around the park so
23:41
oh no there's going to be a short walk
23:42
if i do that
23:48
it's a good wave oh let's go oh hey
23:51
bud you want you want offensively put in
23:54
danger
23:54
i've got a i've got a i've got a root
23:56
for you
24:00
okay okay let's go into the rough bit of
24:03
town
24:04
it's gonna be fun okay it's a bit of a
24:07
trek
24:08
we'll get there just for fun okay
24:11
again i'm really used to my city but
24:15
it's still it is the rough bit it is
24:17
very much the rough bit
24:19
okay this might be the day i die in a
24:22
[ __ ] belle delphine onesie
24:27
people always like do drugs around
24:28
around there like where i'm going
24:30
but it's a bunch of shops it's the high
24:32
street it's called well just it's the
24:33
high street
24:34
it's a bit taddy anyway um
24:37
so oh yeah that guy that guy gets off of
24:40
the stop and i never see that guy ever
24:42
again
24:43
it's the strangest thing oh god this is
24:45
creepy look at that
24:46
blackness blackness 100 shards of glass
24:49
in front of me
24:52
there's a [ __ ] glass see what i mean
24:55
not the best part of town
24:57
ah step on me mommy
25:03
you're about to be trailed someone's
25:06
just like following me
25:07
on me magic dude i always like
25:10
it's such a small screen i always look
25:12
at the camera i'm like [ __ ] is that a
25:13
dark no it's not
25:14
it's a lamppost
25:18
i think this is what you would call the
25:19
red light district of our town
25:21
for example there's red lights ahead
25:26
okay there's something behind you
25:31
stand still
25:36
i'm good fam i like walks at night let's
25:39
start in the middle of the trash
25:41
because we can there's no cars again
25:44
this is a busy as [ __ ] road it always is
25:48
this in the daytime is like gridlock
25:51
it's so there's so many cars
25:52
you couldn't even cross this road if you
25:54
tried as a pedestrian at least
25:57
like it's it's impossible in in real
25:59
life like as
26:00
a you know like a bike ah
26:04
a car over there one car
26:07
one [ __ ] car look
26:11
where are you one car on that road
26:17
there she goes
26:23
186 people are about to see what you're
26:24
getting kidnapped i hope so
26:27
in all fairness if you're gonna get
26:28
kidnapped wouldn't you rather 186 people
26:31
see it
26:33
oh there it is that's creepy as [ __ ] at
26:35
night holy mother of god that's
26:37
terrifying i'm gonna show you this
26:41
that is absolutely terrifying
26:44
holy [ __ ] let me okay let me see if i
26:47
can get
26:47
on it okay do you see i can zoom in on
26:50
that do you see that
26:54
how [ __ ] terrifying is that
26:59
oh and i have oh a white van
27:04
onward or nothing
27:07
right get the [ __ ] out no okay i'm all
27:10
the lights look the lights are
27:11
flickering
27:16
you see the light flickering look
27:22
okay look at this
27:28
i love my city i love my city
27:32
there's a skate park around here i've
27:33
had many good memories
27:42
there's a really expensive housing place
27:44
over here in fact i could not no i
27:46
probably shouldn't show you that
27:48
it's a bunch of well i mean i could but
27:50
to be honest even i might opt out at a
27:51
bunch of places
27:52
like no street lights and like mansions
27:56
why is it mansions are creepier at night
27:59
only mansions though
28:00
not like small houses you know where
28:02
actual usually the bad [ __ ] happens
28:03
mansions you know
28:04
because the purge exists so you're just
28:07
immediately like
28:07
oh [ __ ] that's a house with a [ __ ]
28:10
bunch of
28:10
psychos in it i mean there still might
28:13
be psychos in it but still
28:17
yeah this is nuts
28:22
that's [ __ ] terrifying i mean it's
28:25
really cool but it's just that night
28:27
looks terrifying
28:29
look at that that is a nhs worker with
28:33
wings like angel wings putting on a pair
28:35
of gloves
28:36
with a mask on its face however does it
28:38
not look like a devil eating a baby
28:42
at night it's really cool
28:49
i'm fiona again
28:59
hmm okay
29:03
we're going to take this cautiously now
29:07
i don't want to say anything that'll get
29:09
offended
29:10
uh that will make people offended but
29:14
i hear a bunch of um religious music up
29:16
ahead
29:17
and i'm not entirely sure how kindly
29:19
religious people take to
29:21
guys dressing up as girls but we're
29:23
gonna find out
29:28
i mean you know historically in all cup
29:32
i can hear it behind me
29:36
god i've got good hearing i've got
29:38
really good hearing
29:42
yes sirens dude it moved dude it moved
29:46
the statue moved oh it's like the have
29:48
you ever seen the [ __ ] doctor who
29:49
weeping angels thing
29:51
holy [ __ ] that [ __ ] me up for a year
29:58
uh that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up for like a
30:00
year
30:01
it was like it's the that's for a kid
30:03
that's the most terrifying thing right
30:05
i love that episode no you're a
30:06
psychopath
30:08
if you love that episode there is oh my
30:11
god i mean okay
30:12
i'm not a horror fan and that's that was
30:14
what like one of the scariest episodes
30:16
it's like you blink you [ __ ] die
30:19
how are you supposed to sleep after that
30:21
the whole thing is like if you sleep you
30:22
die
30:24
oh god hell no
30:28
just archived
30:32
the angel just like cries
30:41
i slept really well after that
30:46
if you slept really well after that
30:47
you're a psycho
30:55
my mom and me and my mom are terrified
30:58
of it for years
30:59
we haven't we're not scared or anything
31:00
apart from that yeah apart from being
31:02
buried alive
31:04
i guess that that does suck i'm not even
31:06
scared of being buried alive
31:07
but it it's not like a fear but like it
31:11
would be scary if it happened
31:13
it'd be terrifying if it happened
31:16
it's like i think the difference of a
31:18
fear and like uh phobia
31:20
is like yeah people are scared of dying
31:23
it's not really a phobia though
31:25
dying is just you know dying is dying
31:27
it's gonna suck
31:28
but it'd be really it'd be a phobia if
31:31
you were scared of like dying to a snake
31:33
you know and only specifically a snake
31:38
so i did psychology for um
31:41
i did psychology for five years
31:45
no four years no no four years sorry i'm
31:48
not trying to say i'm overqualified
31:49
i did psychology for four years partly
31:51
in gcse and then partly in a level
31:57
[ __ ] okay um and there's a bunch of
32:00
stuff with that that we did with phobia
32:03
so we watched a ton of the stuff of like
32:04
howdy oh
32:06
jesus christ that made the weirdest
32:08
squeaking sound how do you get over a
32:10
phobia right
32:12
and that thing was like you'd watch
32:14
someone that's scared of puppies
32:15
there's a bunch of different ways you
32:16
can go about curing a phobia one of the
32:18
ways you cure phobia
32:20
is something i can't remember because i
32:22
haven't taken it
32:24
two three years now but
32:27
oh it's so accurate
32:30
but the music stopped the religious
32:34
music has stopped
32:35
it's like chanting it was definitely
32:38
religious
32:39
it was like chanting and now it's
32:41
stopped they've seen me coming and
32:43
they're planning an attack
32:45
that's what i've said listen but
32:49
if i die at least i'll be on keemstar
32:53
and you know what if i'm on keemstar
32:56
keemstar kind of sucks not gonna lie he
32:58
insulted my friend
32:59
i think it no did he insult scaffy he
33:02
insulted a6d
33:03
he insulted so yeah he insulted my
33:08
friends
33:11
he's all right everywhere else though he
33:13
just tends to lie about people
33:17
oh this is so weird
33:22
just wherever you're trying to get that
33:24
fin i don't know you know
33:28
oh my god you can you can see like my
33:30
actual hair under that you see that
33:36
well those drivers are gonna i'm not
33:38
gonna die
33:40
i'm just might die it's fine
33:43
just like the scene to give you some
33:45
perspective this is the closest you're
33:46
gonna get for me being out in public
33:48
this is the most active point you can
33:50
hear cars constantly coming because
33:51
there's a junction
33:56
okay if there's going to be a place
33:58
that's open
34:02
it's going to be here and i might not go
34:03
in it because
34:05
again as much as i like risking my life
34:09
uh i don't know around here is like
34:14
maybe not as jokey risking life you know
34:19
like it's not that fun
34:25
holy [ __ ] this guy is so short for a no
34:28
joke if
34:28
ghost of winning comes my whole ass my
34:32
whole ass
34:36
okay go into the store chicken
34:40
might be a chicken still usually those
34:42
are the ones that's up
34:43
no there's definitely some because i
34:45
order pizza from here at like 5 a.m
34:47
there's definitely at least one
34:51
[ __ ] real estate agents
34:56
okay how empty is it let me show you
35:02
it's fairly empty damn dude
35:07
honestly i could just as easily just be
35:09
a girl coming back from a night out
35:11
that happens tina maybe he had a little
35:13
bit too many shots of vodka maybe [ __ ]
35:15
up a throat a bit
35:21
okay
35:25
okay as much as okay i'm not a scat i'm
35:28
not a fan of
35:42
obviously
35:45
i'll see if i see anyone but i don't see
35:46
anyone yet i'm kind of like
35:48
not talking very well just in case
35:52
okay
35:56
oh look at them look dude dresses come
35:58
on dude look at this one
35:59
bruh that's my [ __ ] next one right
36:02
there
36:03
let's have lights on everything
36:19
there's nothing open holy [ __ ] yeah
36:22
there's nothing open
36:24
are you kidding me just so well
36:28
there's that guy i'm gonna turn left
36:31
he looks like an old guy though
36:35
i could beat him in a fight
36:38
maybe okay all right i'll take that back
36:40
he looks pretty big
36:42
my stiletto will carve a hole straight
36:44
through him
36:45
[Music]
36:48
i'm gonna step on his bolts
36:51
yeah there's nothing open
36:56
let's go
37:20
oh
37:22
hey listen he's got a handbag as well
37:27
bro he's salty dude he was where should
37:30
we go
37:31
[ __ ] where should we go
37:35
i can't just stand on the corner forever
37:36
i'm gonna look [ __ ] hoe
37:41
um
37:46
i'm trying to think of the way back to
37:48
mine for a different route than straight
37:50
back
37:55
okay let's go back the way we came and
37:56
then we'll go somewhere else go to shop
37:57
there's no shop
37:58
where would there be a shop okay there
38:00
are a lot of shops but they're all
38:01
closed
38:01
look okay do you see this road right
38:03
there do you see how many there may be
38:04
lights on but there's nothing there
38:07
they're all closed the one that's the
38:08
lights on is halifax is a bank
38:10
which kind of has to be open but it's
38:12
1am so it's not actually open
38:15
bro i'm getting the [ __ ] most looks
38:21
yeah it's not face it's like it's gotta
38:23
be open look
38:24
there's no one in there though or else i
38:26
would go in because that's my bank
38:28
or one of them
38:42
go into the dress shop oh i thought i
38:45
saw someone on the camera that scared
38:46
the [ __ ] out of me
38:49
okay hold on it's it's not open though
38:52
is it
38:52
no it's not open [ __ ]
38:56
[ __ ] 29 did you oh hey 29 hey 29
39:00
welcome it's me you it's me you
39:08
maybe i'll go in maybe i'll go in there
39:09
one day order get a dress
39:12
yeah what i wanna ah zorro you better be
39:15
watching on a big donut i think i'm
39:17
dressed shopping
39:18
no i'm kidding i'm not gonna do that
39:20
it's papa john's quest
39:24
we're no longer serving customers in
39:26
store you can still take delivery
39:28
ah cool we're gonna get papa john's
39:33
i mean not right now
39:34
[Music]
39:37
domino's the best pizza don't test me
39:43
don't test me jesus christ
39:46
i still have an answers right what the
39:48
[ __ ] do you do for a living
39:50
jesus christ that's sim simp for a
39:53
living i think
40:01
i forgot you can't go into a store
40:02
without a mask uh you can
40:05
it's not it's not like america um we're
40:08
kind of doing things a little bit
40:09
differently
40:10
it's more just like everyone's kind of
40:13
trusting everyone to just
40:15
well there's no policies on it because
40:16
we like to think that we're not idiots
40:18
and like if you want to protect yourself
40:21
then you'll wear a mask
40:22
you know
40:26
i don't know so like people wear masking
40:28
gloves but not because they have to
40:29
because you know they want to to live
40:34
oh let's go that way that's a good one
40:36
oh it's a good way
40:37
let's go this way dude this thing is
40:39
riding up my
40:40
ass holy [ __ ]
40:46
so about that video fence though i'm
40:48
busy right now
40:50
29.
40:53
holy [ __ ] why is that open
40:56
please don't be someone oh that would
40:59
have scared the [ __ ] out of me if that
41:00
was someone
41:05
did you see the car oh don't say that
41:07
what car
41:08
oh my god you're in the car trailing you
41:12
this entire time
41:13
did you see the bow oh my god did you
41:15
see the one that like the uber driver
41:17
that just like
41:17
looked at me as he was going past he
41:20
just gave me like a
41:21
rubber neck sort of [ __ ]
41:25
because you know your boy cute as [ __ ]
41:30
quickly fix me here
41:40
my state doesn't require people um why
41:42
are people contaminated increased by
41:44
hyperpercentage
41:47
i mean we probably should require people
41:49
to wear masks and [ __ ] we just don't
41:51
because you know freedom america america
41:54
what's with all this freedom you don't
41:55
have what the [ __ ]
41:56
i thought you were the freedom place why
41:58
can't you just be free to get
41:59
coronavirus
42:00
i bet you that's someone's id like i bet
42:02
you someone has that political view
42:04
like forcing me to wear a mask in a
42:06
store
42:07
but this is [ __ ] a breach of my
42:10
rights
42:11
i bet you that's someone's opinion i
42:13
know for a fact someone i
42:14
remember i saw someone that was like
42:17
i saw someone who's like wearing a mask
42:20
there's no point wearing a mask you have
42:21
an equal chance of getting it
42:23
so i'm just not gonna wear a mask [ __ ]
42:24
you that's not the point
42:27
they turn the lights off
42:42
meh there's more people in america who
42:44
are idiots extra doubt
42:46
i mean the people in america who are
42:49
idiots
42:50
there's just more people in america
42:53
there's just more people like the
42:56
biggest idiots
42:57
sometimes come out of america but that
42:59
is because you have like 400
43:01
360 million people or some [ __ ] like
43:03
that it's just a statistical
43:05
probability like
43:08
you just have a giant country of
43:10
everyone that speaks english
43:12
so like yeah yeah it's gonna happen
43:17
oh fun fact by the way about my about my
43:20
city again
43:20
just telling stories about my city hold
43:22
on but the place i'm passing now
43:25
not that one the one over here it's kind
43:27
of ward off i'll show you
43:29
okay you can't really see it i don't
43:32
know if that's
43:32
on camera there's a big ass house like a
43:35
mansion like abandoned
43:37
literally an abandoned mansion like that
43:40
is the [ __ ]
43:42
oh [ __ ] like think about it like
43:45
imagine the house from resident evil
43:49
the first one that you see it's that one
43:51
but made a brick
43:52
this one's made of brick so that house
43:56
was just abandoned for years
43:57
because it's on this massive plot of
43:59
land it's now just a park
44:02
it was just inherited by the city all
44:03
bought by the city so
44:05
this massive massive plot of land
44:08
that is now used as a park right but
44:10
there's still this gigantic house on top
44:11
of it
44:12
so what they do with it is they made it
44:14
into like
44:16
it was just left for years i think now
44:18
recently
44:19
they've gone and started to repair it so
44:22
there's this
44:23
once abandoned mansion you still can't
44:24
go into i don't think you could for a
44:26
day i don't know if you can in all time
44:28
now
44:28
but once upon a time could go into
44:32
that's a straight-up guy we both just
44:36
unlocked the eyes
44:37
through his window i turned around
44:40
just watching tv
44:44
but um yeah no um used to be this
44:48
big old thing and now it's uh now it's
44:50
nuked
44:51
it's still creepy as [ __ ] though
44:53
especially at night it's creepy [ __ ] in
44:55
the day
44:56
it doesn't look run down but it just
44:58
looks like one of those really oldie
45:00
oh [ __ ] me old houses you know
45:03
they're just really terrible to
45:07
see all the time like it's just creepy
45:09
as [ __ ]
45:10
again why is it mansions are so [ __ ]
45:12
creepy why is it like not the small
45:14
houses that are creepy as [ __ ]
45:15
i swear to god like abandoned cabins are
45:18
way more creepy than mansions but
45:20
matches are still [ __ ]
45:21
nuts even at like irregular times
45:25
i couldn't live in a [ __ ] mansion
45:28
unless it's like really modern i
45:29
couldn't live in an old fashioned
45:30
mansion
45:31
because you just know there's been like
45:33
what a war thought there
45:34
i don't know just a bunch of dead people
45:38
i couldn't do that i couldn't do it to
45:40
myself
45:45
battery check oh battery check 66
45:49
oh no 66
45:52
that's the devil number almost
45:57
dude bad omens oh no
46:08
wait he walks at night every day no god
46:10
no i walked at night the last one day
46:12
the last stream i did as well and then
46:14
immediately
46:16
everyone was saying go rogue overall go
46:18
for a walk so this time i prepared a bit
46:20
better and i got a different app the
46:21
stream's better
46:22
and there's a little bit better sound
46:23
and also have a handbag
46:25
and a way shortest the skirts get
46:27
[ __ ] shorter every time i do this
46:30
and i already agreed to do another one
46:31
tomorrow because you donated like 200
46:36
and it's in the shortest one the
46:38
shortest one i own
46:40
like it's okay where's some light
46:43
where's like light
46:48
i want to try and find a light source
46:50
that's not in a house that's like on
46:53
walker car that definitely saw this
46:57
hooker walking around
47:00
why is it slowing down why is it slowing
47:08
down
47:13
yo it's [ __ ] crawling along dude
47:18
it's not [ __ ] moved um
47:30
dude why is it just like pulling up to
47:31
me i don't know i'm gonna go right
47:33
[ __ ] the way home i'm actually a little
47:36
bit creeped out
47:39
it's like it's literally just slow it's
47:41
a van holy [ __ ] me it's a van
47:43
i'm not even [ __ ] lying
47:50
it's [ __ ] coming around the
47:51
roundabout okay this is a little bit
47:53
scary now
47:59
it followed me around around about
48:10
it stopped on the other side the
48:12
roundabout
48:19
hmm let's go check it out
48:24
have they [ __ ] stopped
48:46
dude
48:53
i'm kind of just seeing where it went
48:54
because it went back where it came
48:58
okay it's stuck in front of someone's
48:59
house there it is this is the one with
49:02
the red lights on
49:06
it's probably verb [ __ ]
49:14
okay
49:25
your boy got a [ __ ] fat ass
49:33
[ __ ] that was like okay
49:36
in all fairness very it could have been
49:39
not weird
49:41
it could have been do just need to stop
49:44
at that house
49:45
and they've kept their engine on for
49:47
some reason
49:53
jesus christ
49:57
anxiety for you nah i'm fine
50:00
again i'm you genuinely like you're
50:03
you'll [ __ ] call me a [ __ ] on
50:05
[ __ ]
50:07
what's it called what was it called you
50:09
haven't called me a [ __ ] on playing
50:11
resident evil 7 and yet you oh
50:14
i saw i all saw you go and run yeah
50:17
[ __ ]
50:19
someone somewhat i hope someone clipped
50:21
that just like finn almost gets
50:24
kidnapped
50:29
why is it still on though that's so
50:31
weird
50:37
because no one
50:46
can't hurt you exactly
50:51
okay cool in all fairness
50:55
i'm i i do feel pretty good about
50:58
just my overall safety i can hold my own
51:03
mainly because the handbag is for a
51:06
reason
51:07
you see i've got a little multi-tool on
51:10
my keys
51:11
right and that multi-tool has a little
51:14
hole in it
51:15
which you can do this with hold on i'll
51:16
show you do that with
51:19
you're not necessarily supposed to do
51:20
that but you can
51:23
i'm not saying anything not saying
51:25
anything i'm just saying
51:27
i feel pretty good
51:31
celestia's life oh [ __ ] dude celestia's
51:34
life
51:36
dude let's go spare my chat that almost
51:38
got abducted
51:39
did someone clip it did can someone did
51:41
someone clip the uh
51:42
the van thing
51:51
torture it's going to span feet they're
51:52
going to see the feet though oh no
51:56
if it's not in the vault oh okay it's
51:58
going to be in the vlog someone can clip
52:00
it from the vod
52:02
jesus christ let's go get it should we
52:06
go visit the van
52:07
it's still on is it the red light that
52:10
red light's the van
52:11
bro let's go visit the van let's go see
52:14
if it's verb
52:15
it's probably verb
52:19
bro what if it's verb why are you doing
52:22
this okay
52:23
i'll stop freaking out am i freaking out
52:25
a bit like
52:26
my not really caring about
52:30
yeah okay sorry
52:34
like okay picture like this right if
52:37
you're gonna walk around your city
52:39
and you're like 20 and you've walked
52:41
around tons i used to go on bike rides
52:43
around
52:43
i know this place like the back of my
52:44
hand i could get from where i am now
52:46
back home
52:47
eyes closed easy it's just
52:50
you know i know the type of people i
52:53
know the you know
52:55
i know the type of people i know the
52:56
area oh [ __ ]
52:58
i don't know how to walk in heels uh god
53:00
damn it
53:02
bring my lip gloss reapply lip gloss
53:06
makeup stream um
53:10
but yeah no uh i know that i know the
53:12
area real well in other people
53:14
it's just uh i feel confident don't
53:17
worry about me don't worry about me chad
53:19
just worry about verb and his van
53:22
because clearly he doesn't know how to
53:23
follow a person very well
53:29
get ruby to reapply it it's lip gloss
53:33
i couldn't do that myself
53:37
oh my god yes makeup stream
53:40
get in the van get in the van
53:44
probably kidnapping scare food zorro
53:46
donate for a makeup stream
53:48
what was the recent donation actually
53:51
why can't i see donations hold on i'm
53:53
gonna find out
53:56
okay the last donation was zorro an hour
53:59
ago and he said what about now oh okay
54:00
that was the last one i think
54:02
right no that wasn't right why is that
54:04
not updated
54:07
oh no someone subscribed i think i'm
54:10
going to try not to
54:10
end stream i don't know
54:16
why are you walking outside at 2 2 26 am
54:19
because i can and i'm brave i'm braver
54:22
than you tell me
54:24
tell me that you will walk around
54:26
dressed like this
54:28
dressed as hot as this [ __ ] in public
54:32
hell yeah dude
54:37
let's see if we can start in the street
54:38
corner for a bit should have a street
54:40
calling a chat
54:41
just chatting stream
54:44
do you find a good corner like that i
54:46
know
54:48
that's good lighting
54:52
maybe not by the woods it's a little bit
54:53
freaked out
54:58
hmm there's a good area
55:03
i found a wall to sit down on no walls
55:08
had a good wall that's my fiat that's
55:11
the fiona area over there
55:15
it's not that i'm brave i'm just not
55:17
stupid shut up
55:19
i'm very brave i'm very brave i'm not
55:21
dumb
55:22
i'm very smart very big brain very big
55:25
brain
55:29
oh this oh jesus it's like a hill
55:35
i could do for a piss
55:40
oh dude you know what sucks about this
55:42
onesie sucks to take off a onesies take
55:44
a piss
55:48
i can't exactly go and take a piss on
55:49
stream
55:51
especially on the onesie
55:55
tends to call scappy he's doing
55:57
something right now i called him before
55:59
you missed it i facetimed the guy
56:01
i couldn't i couldn't show but i faced
56:03
on the guy 269 viewers
56:05
hey a69 the the 200
56:08
ah no no it's the 69.
56:11
where should we go let's go for that way
56:14
oh
56:18
we haven't been over here yet
56:24
uh don't spam agent slimes twitch god
56:27
damn it don't have a plus
56:29
how do you get used to how do you wait
56:30
what the [ __ ] how do you still
56:33
get used to be an anime ego i'm not a
56:35
man ago i'm build a figure
56:38
um how do i get used to it
56:42
well it's like okay the getting used to
56:46
it bit is actually a bit of a thing
56:47
because like dude my yeah my friend's
56:49
boy whoa
56:50
wait oh wait okay
56:54
my bet like my best friend's boyfriend
56:56
lives on this road
56:59
i'm just wondering if he's awake because
57:04
hold on dude i don't want to exit out
57:06
the stream though
57:12
also isn't it weird for me to message my
57:14
best friend's boyfriend like hey you up
57:19
i don't know if i exit out the stream
57:21
sometimes it just crashes i know on
57:22
twitch
57:23
if i exit out the stream it would just
57:24
not work and it just broke everything
57:26
and no [ __ ] clue how it works
57:30
knock on his door knock on his door
57:35
light came on
57:42
jesus christ
57:46
it'd only be weird if you look like a
57:47
girl thank god i don't look like a girl
57:53
bruh you telling me something the manly
57:54
[ __ ] you've ever done you've ever done
57:56
seen
58:07
goddamn i don't like this wig this wig
58:08
sucks i mean it's great color and all
58:10
but it just sucks
58:11
it's like there's not actually much of
58:13
it it's like all thin and [ __ ]
58:15
sucks thick
58:18
it looks as much thicker
58:27
when you can't figure out the friend
58:28
that you want to roast more
58:31
a common problem right now so i've been
58:33
pulling that too much
58:58
i'm just going by feel
59:04
holy [ __ ] oh that's my hair oh no okay
59:07
it's fine this thing's fine
59:11
that's his house
59:15
you just heard the window oh finn what
59:18
the [ __ ] are you doing
59:23
you walk by the house go back oh no i
59:25
can't go wake him up
59:26
he's he lives with the family i can't do
59:28
that we might be living
59:30
with my friend now actually i don't know
59:33
i don't used to live there
59:37
is this your usual schedule dressing up
59:38
as an eagle on
59:40
on twitch on twitch maybe sorry i was
59:43
like quiet for a while
59:44
on twitch kind of so on twitch i usually
59:46
do these things like
59:48
i don't usually go walking i usually go
59:51
on twitch like once every other day
59:53
or once every day if i can if i can try
59:55
it and i'm doing something tomorrow
59:58
usually the days that i don't do
59:59
twitches if i wake up really late if i
60:01
don't do this
60:01
because i woke up late or i've got some
60:03
like video to record
60:05
which i think is a fair enough
60:07
assessment
60:08
also so let me tell you stories
60:14
what the [ __ ] let me tell you stories
60:17
look at my hair you see my hair
60:18
oh no you couldn't tell because it was
60:22
all shitty lighting i don't know how to
60:23
fix a lot oh no
60:25
i don't know that's good
60:30
feels good
60:33
forehead alert
60:38
this wig sucks so much balls
60:45
ah okay right if i put my phone down
60:49
and i try and fix this i'm gonna try and
60:52
fix the solder
60:56
you can go look over there for a second
60:58
oh maybe not there oh god have i just
61:00
showed something i shouldn't have
61:02
i can't tell let's look
61:06
there let's look at the sky you go look
61:08
at this guy brb
61:13
jesus christ so this road usually
61:17
is like the busiest road in my entire
61:18
town
61:22
oh my god this road usually the biggest
61:25
the busiest ride in my entire town
61:28
and there's so little amount of people
61:29
here today
61:31
because just [ __ ] the coronavirus and
61:34
also being awake at 2 am
61:36
usually lends itself to some handy
61:38
streaming situations
61:39
where someone can donate a ton of money
61:42
and then you go out on a walk
61:43
you know like regular people do dressed
61:45
as a woman
61:46
maybe even if you're lucky god of him
61:52
were you deciding to go on a worker walk
61:54
earlier that day no you were not
61:56
but the thing is stream chat don't care
62:00
your top donator decided you're going on
62:02
a walk
62:04
and that means you try and fix your hair
62:06
and fail miserably
62:09
because you don't have a mirror okay
62:12
okay let's try and fix this actually
62:13
probably now now i've got it like
62:15
actually on my head
62:17
uh that's gotta go that way okay
62:22
please don't fall please don't fall if
62:24
you fall
62:26
okay oh my god please don't fall
62:31
cool techno techno doesn't answer my
62:33
calls [ __ ]
62:36
you think i have the clout to just get
62:37
techno in a call bro
62:39
hell no
62:43
i mean i've called a techno maybe like
62:45
three times in my entire life me and him
62:48
aren't really that tight
62:54
wow do i look just i just look like a
62:56
banged up drag queen no no
62:58
it just doesn't work for me ah god damn
63:02
it at best
63:05
i could maybe call tafel but then again
63:08
maybe
63:08
skeppy a6d tap l those guys are my kind
63:11
of those guys are my home
63:13
home dogs i swear that was the straight
63:16
i swear the
63:17
the van that was following me just
63:18
pulled up
63:20
not bad okay you know i'll take it
63:24
call a 60. if i try and exit the stream
63:29
right chat okay i'm gonna tell you
63:32
three two one and if i i'm gonna exit
63:35
the stream
63:35
if i exit the stream and it crashes uh
63:38
say
63:39
say it crashed in chat okay if it
63:41
doesn't crash i mean
63:43
it'll probably definitely freeze but if
63:45
the stream goes off tell me only if it
63:47
goes off though
63:48
all right three two one
63:52
okay
63:57
back now tell me if we're back the money
64:00
works
64:00
no matter all fine okay back holy mother
64:03
of god okay
64:04
it froze i knew it was gonna freeze it's
64:06
whether the stream goes off
64:07
like if it goes like offline did it go
64:11
offline or no
64:14
if it jesus christ
64:18
no okay no it loaded okay spin anything
64:22
uh okay it did for like three seconds
64:24
okay that's okay
64:26
jesus christ so basically i still have
64:29
no [ __ ] clue
64:31
um
64:35
please don't want to turn
64:39
kind of fix the wig not too shabby
64:42
since the surrender was uh posting slime
64:44
switch yeah i know
64:46
i saw it i can't be sure about it mods
64:48
mystic mystics here
64:50
so my mystic will fix it if someone's
64:52
promoting a bunch of streams
64:53
then you know i said to slime don't
64:55
promote your stream
64:56
on mine because this is kind of scary i
64:59
don't know i'm not scummy but it's kind
65:00
of like
65:01
it's in bad taste it's like when people
65:03
comment on youtube videos like hey great
65:04
video
65:05
but could you maybe check out my channel
65:07
it's also got great videos i got the
65:09
comments so much
65:11
the sign of being a successful youtuber
65:13
is when you get people trying to
65:14
advertise their channel
65:15
in your comments when you get to that
65:17
point you know you've made it
65:19
or when you try and get bro oh my god i
65:22
almost felt what
65:23
perfect timing oh my [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
65:29
oh no okay that's a bubbly path maybe
65:31
don't walk there
65:33
if you don't walk there okay i almost
65:35
broke my [ __ ] ankle
65:36
okay my dude there's
65:40
the time that you make it is when you
65:41
start getting [ __ ] impersonators on
65:43
on youtube and
65:44
[ __ ] everything because they're the
65:46
most they're the worst people
65:48
so here i got an email yesterday
65:51
so yesterday saying it might have been
65:54
today
65:55
it's so okay so there are there are
65:57
people that make fake accounts
65:59
of me oh hello
66:04
there are people that make fake me
66:05
accounts so they'll go and make like a
66:07
fake discord account a fake
66:09
mc market profile i'm sure some of you
66:11
that know what mc market is might have
66:12
might have seen it but they'll make a
66:15
fake profile of me
66:17
charge other people to for me to do
66:20
something like
66:21
they'll say okay go promote our products
66:23
right
66:25
and so the fake me the fake me will go
66:28
and take their money
66:29
it's usually like what 40 bucks 50
66:31
always under 100
66:33
it's not that much money uh but still
66:36
it's money it's like 50 bucks is an
66:39
amount that you just lose and you go wow
66:40
well
66:41
never mind 50 bucks is a lot of money
66:46
damn they speedy as [ __ ] they're not
66:48
obeying the speeding laws
66:50
anyway the speed camera's all on this
66:52
road by the way so i get these people
66:54
that they'll pretend to be me
66:56
they'll scam people and then i'll get
66:58
like
66:59
like i went okay i went onto an old i
67:01
was watching old youtube videos because
67:02
i was gonna do
67:04
a stream or a video i might do that
67:06
later actually
67:07
of reacting to um reacting to my old
67:10
videos and explaining them a little bit
67:12
because they're really bad um i wanted
67:14
to do it right
67:15
tell me if this is a good idea i wanted
67:17
to do a video of
67:18
getting a bunch of my youtuber friends
67:20
together and we all react to each
67:22
other's old videos
67:23
so we'll react to skeppy's old videos
67:25
i've seen some skeppies they're great
67:28
like tapels uh spy fees oh
67:31
spiffy's video all videos are great too
67:33
because you used to do fact or htf
67:35
uh you know do a bunch of that yeah
67:38
right is not such a sick video idea
67:40
anyway i wanted to go and do that so i
67:42
was watching some of my old videos
67:44
they're not appropriate they're not
67:46
really the sort of stuff i'd post now
67:47
but still
67:48
um and they're so cringe they're so
67:51
[ __ ] cringe
67:52
anyway um not in not in like the
67:56
way of like the sweet little oh he
67:57
doesn't have to talk yet i mean
67:59
still in that way but like in the way of
68:02
like
68:04
in the way of like holy [ __ ] why would
68:06
he say that
68:07
like i thought i was just the [ __ ]
68:09
best like i was just like
68:11
in in specifically in canoning i thought
68:14
i was hot [ __ ]
68:15
i thought i was like the best person
68:17
ever because i could make
68:18
minecraft cannons real well and a lot of
68:20
people thought i was really good at it
68:22
wasn't that good at it but
68:26
i do it kind of because in russia's
68:27
series but i was reacting to a bunch of
68:29
other videos and i saw comments under
68:31
the in the comments section that were
68:32
like
68:32
don't trust this guy he scams like he's
68:35
skeptical he scams
68:37
and this is like two years three years
68:38
ago
68:41
look how [ __ ] pink this wig is jesus
68:43
like two or three years ago
68:45
and i see this comment now and i was
68:47
immediately like oh [ __ ]
68:49
do i know this guy did accidentally
68:50
[ __ ] scam someone
68:52
no no the answer is no no i did not i
68:55
did not scam someone
68:56
it was one of the old and i checked the
68:58
email sure enough
68:59
i got an email that says bro i can't
69:02
believe you did this you blocked me on
69:03
everything blah blah blah
69:05
because it's [ __ ] fake discord
69:06
account like
69:09
i don't know if you're a server owner
69:11
check who you're sending money to
69:12
i mean come on and you know
69:15
there's going to be fake every once like
69:17
apparently there was a fake
69:19
there was a fake me just interacting
69:21
with fans
69:22
and like getting the like there's a fake
69:24
me that was interacting with fans
69:26
and getting like they're just being
69:28
friends with them
69:29
which isn't necessarily wrong i guess
69:33
but it's creepy right like
69:37
from my point of view if you imagine
69:40
okay minecraft youtuber number one bad
69:43
rep
69:44
minecraft youtuber makes friends with a
69:47
fan
69:48
and then does some despicable [ __ ] and
69:51
it's
69:51
and it's all in my name but it's not me
69:54
how [ __ ] up would that be
69:55
because then you have to [ __ ] explain
69:56
yourself and that's going to be on your
69:58
reputation forever
69:59
that's terrifying to me and it happens
70:01
with everyone it happens to every single
70:03
youtuber
70:04
under the sub everyone's gonna fake
70:05
being a youtuber and it works sometimes
70:09
like i know there's a few of skeppy
70:10
there's gonna be loads of skeppy
70:12
a6d there might be some i haven't seen
70:14
any i know there's some of spyfee
70:16
uh i'm not sure about tap l but like
70:20
anyone with like a fan base that they
70:22
connect with quite a lot like quite
70:23
heavily
70:24
there's gonna be fake ones there's a
70:26
fake celestia vega on youtube fun fact
70:28
um
70:30
like it just uploads all their old
70:31
content and calls themselves celestia
70:32
vega weirdest [ __ ] by the way
70:34
i was i saw that like a week ago um
70:38
because celestia doesn't have any
70:39
[ __ ] videos on her channel so this
70:40
all account up anyway
70:43
and like the craziest [ __ ] about it is
70:45
that they will do like
70:46
they'll they have like they'll take a
70:48
screw they'll take a video from their
70:49
youtube home page
70:50
and then play it and uh dude it's like
70:53
it looks like you're actually the oh
70:55
dude it sucks so bad
70:57
what was i talking about i feel like i
70:59
just went off on a massive tangent
71:03
talking about yeah fair enough hi
71:06
raiders we're talking to strangers and
71:07
finn is getting followed
71:08
wait who's who's raiding me
71:14
uh is that slime oh dude don't worry
71:16
about it slime
71:17
it's not a big oh cow
71:21
it's a slime right oh slime right next
71:24
slime right
71:25
how are you doing slime right
71:29
there's a car in front i'm trying not to
71:31
talk too much this is the same route i
71:33
came down yesterday by the way
71:38
where do we go now what should we do
71:43
what should we do where do we go i've
71:45
been almost 300 viewers holy [ __ ]
71:47
dude if we hit 300 oh [ __ ] you have a
71:49
thousand viewers i don't think i have a
71:51
thousand viewers
71:53
did you buy the dark red lipstick yet i
71:55
haven't but i have i think i have some
71:58
i think i have some tylenol
72:01
the [ __ ] i keep hearing
72:05
dude whenever i go silent i always hear
72:06
like noises in the dark it's terrifying
72:08
you've been walking for more than an
72:10
hour car wheel
72:13
you are nuts if you think i'm gonna
72:14
[ __ ] cartwheel in this thing
72:16
hold on do we ever do do we ever do did
72:18
we do did we do a
72:19
standing up thing i think we did didn't
72:21
we full body shot did we do a full body
72:24
shot
72:26
did we yeah okay we did no
72:32
do another okay car pulling up
72:37
[Music]
72:39
oh i'm getting some locks did they
72:42
[ __ ] beep at me
72:47
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
72:53
jesus christ there's two guys in the
72:54
[ __ ] car they beat something
72:58
[ __ ] anyway let's go being cat called oh
73:02
no
73:03
jesus [ __ ] oh that's some mcdonald's
73:06
that's mcdonald's okay [ __ ] it i've said
73:08
i said we're gonna go to mcdonald's
73:10
we're gonna get something there's
73:11
nothing open battery check battery check
73:14
48. we're doing good
73:18
i know the area you live in i'm sure you
73:20
do
73:22
oh why do i have voices
73:26
in the abandoned
73:31
shane mcdonald's hello
73:36
oh that's so weird can you hear that
73:41
dude it's like i can hear like you know
73:43
the sound effect in movies where it's
73:45
like
73:45
wind blowing it's like that
73:49
like almost whistling get out of there
73:53
dude how uneasy do you feel right now
73:56
it's an abandoned mcdonald's with its
73:57
lights flickering
73:58
how [ __ ] look at that hold on
74:03
bro bad omens right there bad omens
74:12
oh
74:15
what if i just yelled
74:18
i kind of want to know how big of an
74:21
echo would have been
74:23
no no no no no don't yell
74:29
run oh i'm sorry
74:33
echo cool
74:38
cool cool there's like no sound it's so
74:42
good
74:49
let's play the penis game okay loudest
74:52
person say penis you start
74:56
girl voice i can't do a girl voice
75:00
okay my next penis okay you go now
75:04
your turn your turn
75:08
oh dude that was loud dude why would you
75:09
do that that's so loud
75:14
[Laughter]
75:22
penis
75:24
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] me
75:31
oh no okay
75:36
oh jesus
75:39
it echoed by i don't know if you can
75:40
hear the echo but it's so
75:42
it's it's perfect there cops are going
75:44
to come now
75:47
sir slash ma'am thing stop right there
75:51
hands up are you yelling penis
75:54
without a license
75:59
even i'm penis without a license you got
76:01
a license to carry that penis
76:14
oh my god i got my hands stuck in my
76:16
purse sorry i was just you know
76:18
desperately trying to pull out my lip
76:20
gloss to reapply it
76:23
i'm using my parents think there's
76:24
something wrong with me
76:27
dude i'm okay
76:30
no i'm not i yelled it louder would you
76:32
yell it louder
76:34
why did you yell it are you not at home
76:38
guys play along at home penis
76:43
that's a terrible plan if i shouted it
76:45
now people would am i [ __ ] like i
76:47
guarantee you my sister probably heard
76:48
me say penis
76:51
yeah i'm any girl no because it will be
76:54
clipped and shared on twitter forever
76:59
oh my god where's my chat [ __ ] ah
77:04
finn you got games on your phone i do
77:07
it's called the ego game
77:08
first of all you yell penis really
77:10
loudly ruby tell your brother
77:12
should mod ruby in the chat
77:16
i don't think she oh she does i'm an ego
77:18
and i'm proud
77:20
no because that's awful i mean that
77:23
would be an
77:23
incorrect statement sir
77:28
i'm gonna say the e word i'm gonna say
77:33
i'm gonna say it no one can stop me
77:37
no i'm gonna say it i don't care that
77:41
you broke your elbow offense the l
77:44
connor get out of here get out here
77:49
get out you gonna that's a good spot to
77:53
sit
77:54
come on a sip
77:58
does anyone live there i kind of want to
78:01
sit
78:02
i'm going to sit on this person's drive
78:06
why not ashley isn't it
78:10
i want to see honoring a little bit
78:14
like what's guess what to say um
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that's good let's sit over here oh my
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god
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oh that's cold wow that's not
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okay great just want to reach out for a
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minute am i i'm
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resting my feet my my poor broken feet
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look hot on
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oh my god i can't even type my poor
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broken face
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jesus this is what i've been walking in
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the entire time by the way good
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lord and [ __ ] like thighs and [ __ ]
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i did i listened i i deserved matthew
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you donated and i can't tell what it is
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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wait why can't i go is that not the
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stream oh there it is
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why can i say why can i not see it
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bruh why okay i will have to say do not
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donate now because i cannot [ __ ] see
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it and i said
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[ __ ] i don't want to like pierce the
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camera like that because then
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no if the person wakes up like
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i can run i'm i can run in these heels
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bro running contest
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the sun's not coming up yet how fast can
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i run in these
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dude imagine i just imagine i start
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running just fall
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people in the house
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some will literally come up in a couple
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hours rip your knees oh
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yeah twitch fails twitch fails free
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clout
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hold on i got a clip for twitter
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wait a second wait a second
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wait a second wait a second
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wait a second
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bro how is that actually balancing right
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now you kidding me
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in fact how is that not balancing holy
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[ __ ] i did it
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uh
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slow ass i'm sorry oh [ __ ]
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i'm trying to get back zoom
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[ __ ] you know i was just like running
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like that [ __ ] hunched over and [ __ ]
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man gets speeding ticket in high heels
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oh [ __ ] i'd even run out i don't [ __ ]
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know
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as soon as i started running i was like
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oh okay looking at this i've been
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walking around for an hour
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listen man if i didn't get the practice
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i got an hour of walking around
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yesterday and then what an hour and a
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bit
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today and a half hour and 22 minutes
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of walking around in hills do you think
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i can't run these things i can do
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[ __ ]
81:56
kicks in these things i can jump i can
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do anything i want
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i could do a whole ass [ __ ] dance
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recital [ __ ]
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i'm getting good at this [ __ ]
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some wait does someone actually hold the
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fastest runner in heels
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do you ever like touch a boot all the
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time
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dude wait am i allowed to do that
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probably not
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i'm not gonna do that again they're fake
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twitch mods they're fake
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do a backflip i've seen a [ __ ] do a
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backflip in heels
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nuts
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and nikko discovered in lego city
82:38
take off your wiggle look funny
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you know i'm home now i can take a flick
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cartwheel no listen you
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[ __ ]
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i don't know what you want you just want
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to see you just want to see under my
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skirt
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holy mother
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yo what if i told you see that down
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there that's the [ __ ] car
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on the wall that i was sitting on there
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was a guy in there
83:21
each one so slowly pass my head
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internet why
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good there you go
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hello
83:54
hello ruby hello
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downstairs downstairs
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what are you doing you just licking my
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hand you're gross
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you've been watching why did you start
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running around
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[Music]
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i don't want to cook for you three
84:44
course milk my viewers went up when
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you're in here by the way
84:47
unless we got raided three introduced
84:49
three interviews oh yeah
84:50
306. give a give a head give a give it a
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high five
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hundred three hundred and six years i
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get out of my stream go away never say
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that again and leave
85:12
leave leave
85:16
don't threaten my viewers
85:20
the light it burns i can only be out at
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night
85:26
oh god you realize my stream's gonna
85:28
call me barbie forever now
85:36
wait what's wrong now
85:48
did you have fun
86:06
oh [ __ ] i just kind of reach out and
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take a sit
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it's a bit like that yeah
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[Music]
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what if i was just hot okay just holding
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it
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anyway
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just wait actually just start walking
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backwards
86:49
model pose they always have like that
86:50
their legs are perfect okay
86:52
somebody take a screenshot no that's not
86:55
how models pose
86:56
do something like what should you do oh
86:58
wait that's me ah don't look at me
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i'll just read it sorry um do
87:04
[ __ ] go i don't know
87:06
your legs are perfect you got this
87:11
i'm done with that you look great dude
87:13
oh thanks
87:16
black clip i'm sorry it's the lag
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it's over there yeah it's fine
87:23
lag i'm sorry it's lagging now it should
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be fine now
87:26
you keep going yeah 25 2800 uh kilobits
87:34
kilobytes switch to wi-fi it is oh god
87:38
every now and then it just drops out
87:40
yeah like it's lagging now
87:43
okay now no 6 30 fps
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oh i got rid of it why is that having
87:54
such a hard time
87:55
battery check okay 37. they've been
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wanting
88:03
[Music]
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but that's where the lighting is
88:14
[Music]
88:23
you're going to participate in dreams
88:25
competition minecraft is he actually
88:27
doing that
88:28
sorry is he actually doing that i
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thought that was a thing
88:34
you did what
88:37
what what are you what do you think
88:40
don't you dare take a picture of me
88:42
no no one's allowed to see this
88:50
no one's allowed to see this
88:54
all right
88:59
dude if this is terrifying how do girls
89:01
like sit with
89:02
this ah cross my legs there we go this
89:04
is jesus your foot
89:05
break my ankles
89:13
no they're really comfy on the inside
89:14
they're like cotton i've never dressed
89:16
up as much as you dress up for these
89:18
things i know right
89:19
it's still laggy room tour please my
89:21
room feels awful my room's genuinely
89:23
terrible
89:23
yes it is good lord everything got so
89:27
sexual so quickly
89:30
except for the 300 people yeah it's so
89:32
laggy why
89:35
when i'm close to me it does not like
89:38
this is how we will be from now on
89:39
chat
89:43
the makeup stream
89:50
i'm just reading chat it's less laggy
89:52
here so i can just leave it here
89:54
asmr
90:01
poopy wi-fi i'm sorry why was my 4g bet
90:04
huh i'm gonna try swatch 4g
90:11
now it's worse now it's better
90:16
is it it's just it's so weird i'm
90:19
watching the connection go up and down
90:22
i can tell when it's lagging see now
90:24
it's better why is it better
90:26
[ __ ] it no it's better
90:31
everyone's missing [ __ ] it i'm going
90:33
back onto my computer
90:35
uh because this is just not great now
90:38
the legs are terrible
90:41
okay i missed the cup west you want
90:42
going too cute for cam it lags
90:45
exactly no you can turn the lights off
90:47
because you're here
90:48
are you naming it you you work you work
90:51
for me now
90:52
i'm gonna download the absolutely
90:54
comment on it
90:55
download twitch you are small
90:59
i am tall um yeah
91:03
you asked model and paul i hold the
91:05
power here
91:10
okay don't look up the stairs don't look
91:14
up
91:26
okay my internet slowly getting better
91:27
as i get to my room because you know
91:30
boy with the fast internet though
91:34
safety sanctuary
91:38
still in the heels
91:45
that was good a lock a lock what the
91:48
[ __ ] yeah no i locked my door so no one
91:50
comes in look at
91:51
my man cave i did i had okay speaking of
91:54
man cave
91:55
look i had to here's what to do for that
91:58
i had to like
91:59
i had to grind off part of this to make
92:01
it shorter otherwise you could still
92:02
open the door completely fully
92:06
if you just got into the stream i'm so
92:08
sorry you missed one
92:10
so much so much
92:15
hold on here's what we're wearing
92:16
tomorrow and also going for a walk-in
92:18
okay that's what we're going for walking
92:21
tomorrow remember this thing
92:23
you ever heard of the finster body
92:24
pillow that's this
92:26
and to give you some perspective here's
92:28
the top of that and there's the bottom
92:30
of it it's shorter than this by
92:32
quite a bit
92:42
you missed so much i'm so sorry
92:47
body pillow one yep that's what we're
92:49
doing next time we're going on another
92:50
walk for that
92:52
we're spandex under the dress spandex
92:53
just pandex isn't that isn't that the
92:55
like
92:56
lycra stuff well no
92:59
i don't know
93:04
oh and they're like hold on i'm just
93:06
looking at my monitor now look
93:08
the last straw poll
93:16
should we redo that poll you know we're
93:18
redoing that
93:19
i'm getting onto my i'm getting onto my
93:21
computer and we're redoing that poll i'm
93:22
going to do it on twitch it's not going
93:23
to be a straw poll
93:25
it's going to be a it's going to be a
93:26
twitch poll i'm redoing the poll
93:28
because apparently that got 69 votes and
93:30
96 percent of people said yeah
93:32
said jesus christ they got 69 votes and
93:35
90
93:36
96 percent of people said said yes
93:39
we're gonna do that again that can't be
93:41
accurate hold on
93:44
why do you want to make up stream so
93:46
incredibly badly
93:48
holy [ __ ] this works god damn it's
93:50
lighting though
93:51
okay that's more what you're accustomed
93:53
to okay
93:55
hey stream chat so here's what we're
93:56
gonna do
93:58
um slash without hitting my camera off
94:02
slash if i can
94:06
question do we
94:09
same thing do we need a makeup
94:12
stream
94:16
yes
94:21
and no in fact you know what they put a
94:24
they've put an exclamation mark on the
94:26
yes i'm taking that off
94:28
in fact no exclamation mark on yes
94:30
explanation mark on no
94:32
and then time
94:35
two minutes okay i send you the clip of
94:38
you running on discord if you wanna i do
94:40
i'm gonna get it hold on let me try and
94:42
find it up
94:46
it's my stretching with them hey okay
94:50
perfect cool let me find azara
94:55
where are you if you want this for
94:57
twitter i'm watching it
95:00
i'll play blah blah blah zoom it's cold
95:10
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did i
95:14
want to watch it when i come back the
95:15
other way hold on
95:23
when do i do it why did i go so far down
95:27
the street oh no i missed it what the
95:28
[ __ ]
95:28
i was that fast i blinked and i missed
95:30
it
95:38
what the [ __ ] i went right back the
95:40
other way where's that
95:41
hold on i'm trying to find this one do i
95:43
am i literally just looking away from it
95:44
every time i do this
95:47
okay do we stay on this camera or do we
95:49
go to it do we go to back to the
95:51
to the to the twitch cam
95:54
and also how's the poll doing i don't
95:56
want to look at the poll yet
95:59
you were too fast gotta go fast
96:06
go to the twitch cam what is the twitch
96:08
we are on twitch this isn't
96:10
do we switch or do we not switch
96:15
i said switch oh my god you know [ __ ] it
96:17
twitch full screen twitch cam okay
96:21
we are on twitch are you done switch
96:22
okay cool cool all right this
96:24
stream's gonna cut out for a minute then
96:26
see in a second