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so
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what
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what an intro that that is
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it's just straight up just fan services
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[Music]
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i'm um okay
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no that's the other bit hold on give it
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give it a minute this is the whole song
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a bad guy
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give it a minute i like it when you get
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yep
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this is gonna be the whole thing
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[Music]
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i will do the intro in a second
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[Music]
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maybe it's because i'm wearing your
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color
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[Music]
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okay
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welcome to my stream today we're doing
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some stuff that we
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really shouldn't be hey
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thank you for the intro thank you
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good lord how do you right we're going
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to learn that today here's what we're
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doing
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this is the how to wait no i just
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realized a way better title for the
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stream hold on
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hold on hold on hold on hold on
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with finn there we go how to be an ego
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with finn
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that's going to be the title right huh
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don't you mean rose with uh
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you know what they're interchangeable at
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this point
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i know the chad hasn't seen me in my guy
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form in a while you might not have
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realized how long my hair has got and
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that is because neither of us
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it has got really long and i really need
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a haircut really bad
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what are you saying you look like
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justine
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when he was like 16 i do not look like
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justin bieber
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i do not look like justin bieber in the
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song baby you insult me
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oh god oh no my 20 2013 memories
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oh god do a haircut stream hold on
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okay no bad idea uh
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your hair looks the same as mine we're
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both bad at we're both
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this is both bad oh thank you for
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thanking for the for the host pete
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pika pika by the way
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that should have been the sound effect
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for it god damn it my stream isn't
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working no just refresh
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it's fine oh okay listen sorry here's
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the tutorial
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what pin that's the reason you need to
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win the bet oh god
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so basically you can have me do the
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voice acting for you for a moment
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there is a christmas sort of little bet
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thing going on
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ish no we're a battle a bit by christmas
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battle
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his weather's going to be more
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christmasy summer christmas battle
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because summer is dead because corona
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took
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summer away from us and now we're moving
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on to christmas because i don't
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celebrate halloween or thanksgiving
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so christmas why don't we celebrate
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halloween or thanksgiving i mean not
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thanksgiving halloween though that's
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weird
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well first of all i don't like halloween
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because
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as i told you i'm a witch or not a witch
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but a witch which
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um and and we don't have thanksgiving in
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all way
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yeah no we don't have thanksgiving over
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here too
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which don't you mean uh
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uh [ __ ] oh god i'm sorry
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virgin i thought you meant wait never
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mind
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nice good job well done well done
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virgin i thought you meant virgin
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because you get it because you're a
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virgin
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yeah because you're emerging why have i
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got the alert set up so it
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it alerts me whenever someone's
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streaming with just them why is that a
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thing
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and it can be our alerts this is still a
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thing one second
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stop jesus christ that's gonna be on
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your
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left every time you get another says
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jesus christ
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i
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this is going to take three years if i
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don't get started with this now
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it takes like an hour anyway it takes
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like over an hour anyway and
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as if i'm trying to be quick anyway and
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i'm talking
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i'm talking about i don't like guys finn
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is never
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quick exactly it takes a long time to do
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this also
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people now i can't believe people in my
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house are yelling on the phone who would
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yell
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in the middle who would yell in a house
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with other people in it finn there's 200
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plus people here to watch you do your
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makeup so okay
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i genuinely think this is going to make
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the experience worse for you
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so i don't care um i think
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i think that this when he when he or
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where's your emotes mystic is working on
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the emotes i still need to tell her what
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i want though because i'm i don't know
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what i'm doing
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uh right you should have an image with
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you holding up a sign where it says
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virgin
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oh i got too angry sorry
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sorry chap just watched me turn into the
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hulk uh
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and then you should have another one
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that says baby girl
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i'm gonna mute my discord real quick
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uh okay so here's the thing uh i don't
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know i'm looking at myself in the mirror
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right now because my monitors behind it
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when i see me
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[ __ ] this i gotta tell you something
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what so i was looking through my costume
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um my parents uh locker right yeah do
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you know what i found
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i don't want to know what's what
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costumes are your parents
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leather police that is like what
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what what male strippers have yeah
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yeah so i found that and it said bad
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boy or something on it and i was like
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thinking
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[Music]
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since you're a bad girl maybe i
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shouldn't wear that yeah it's a great
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idea
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oh my god any oh jesus anyway
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again this is gonna take me so long this
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stream's already been up for 10 minutes
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and we've done nothing
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mucho lago my dude this is not me this
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is you
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it's not lagging it's your like wait
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actually i mean close uh
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programs that are using internet okay
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hold on so
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uh let me go here
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oh i still have a new tasty wrap thing
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yeah there we go
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i don't know so okay here's what we're
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doing i'm gonna
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you're gonna watch me do my makeup
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because you this we did a poll on
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discord we did a poll on discord and we
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did a poll oh thanks so much
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gino for subscribing but i use it for
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twitch prime
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but good luck you're gonna regret it
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anyway so let me get my screen share up
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real quick
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uh we did a poll on on there on the
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stream before and i'll show you it now
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um bam there you go do we need a makeup
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stream
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96 yes i thought that poll was unfair
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so i did another thing i went oh okay uh
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we'll do it we'll do it again we'll do
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another poll but in twitch this time
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because twitter
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poll how many votes did it get 97
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it's there's like 150 people voted that
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they wanted that
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huh oh my god what
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my my tv is on and i turned around
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because everything turned black in my
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room and all
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i see like this big brown bear on my
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screen
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looking at me oh god that was a [ __ ]
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bear what
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there's a freaking bear on my show show
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me show me show me show me
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okay hold on wait what there's no way
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oh and you mean on a tv i thought there
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was a real bear
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god damn it i thought you meant i was
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excited i thought i was gonna see
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someone [ __ ] die
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i mean not you obviously i didn't i
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wouldn't want to see you die
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sure okay
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so here's what we're doing uh do you
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want to okay stream how do you want to
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do this do you want a tutorial
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or do you want like just i'm just going
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to do it and we'll talk we'll talk about
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random [ __ ]
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so random [ __ ] or tutorial tutorial
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yes just do it okay just do it fine
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right
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right you know what [ __ ] it we'll do
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we'll do a mix of both
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we'll do random [ __ ] oh my god hey
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stream why are you lagging
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okay we'll do some random [ __ ] as
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well um i'm gonna pause my stream i had
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it playing just so i could check the
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streams on this that might improve the
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internet
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i don't know so
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right here's what we're doing here's
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what here's what you should probably do
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and also i really hope none of my
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friends watch this
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this is the one that i'm really hoping
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no one watches
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okay so everyone clip it and send it to
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finn's friends
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everyone go everyone don't listen to
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this
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this this a lot this stupid this dumb
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anyway no do not listen hey i'm blonde
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for a reason i'm
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i'm born to be stupid i'm planned for a
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reason good lord
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at least i have a reason to be stupid
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you don't ah yes i do i'm a youtuber
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i'm allowed to beat them i'm not missing
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this oh yeah everyone thanks zorro in
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chat
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let's get a pog for zorro for making
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this happen
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and um anyway okay so here's what i'm
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holding this thing
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first of all first rule first rule of
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makeup that i've learned by the way have
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i watched any makeup tutorials
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no i'm guarantee you if any of you
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actually know how to do this
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you will cringe because i don't know
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what the [ __ ] i'm doing
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but i can do it well enough that you're
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interested in it for no goddamn reason
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anyway
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so hold on i've got an idea here's what
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i do
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i take my headphones off and i do that
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so i can still hear laura so i'm gonna
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boost my sound
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quite a lot oh damn
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uh something laura yeah hello
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i'm gonna turn you down a little bit
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okay
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sorry i'm sorry no
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that's that's okay i forgive you
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i'm trying to say something
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holy is it me you're looking for it
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i
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okay three three two one say hello fine
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okay there we go this is fine um
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is this one can you hear me yes sir
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can you hear me
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i'm trying to do a tutorial i'm trying
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to be james charles i'm trying to take
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his goddamn spot
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okay okay okay i'm kidding
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okay re why is my my entire chat is
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following you and saying
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now anyway you want to get if you like
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me and your hair is grown out because of
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heart quarantine which sucks if you
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haven't if you don't want to buzz cut
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your hair you need to do some really
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all right get your screenshots now i'll
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get you get one second i'm going to
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watch this give me a minute right get
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your screenshots because i'm going to
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look like this
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for the next hour
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i had to
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i love my life
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inside joke just so you guys know why i
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play that song it was because
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he looks like one of the guys from big
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time russian who is that
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anyway this is how you get your hair out
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your face friends
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at least i'm not trying to make this
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look any good because i've never tried
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to do a makeup on
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[ __ ] stream anyway this
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there's no way this is gonna be good but
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yeah i don't care
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my name's [ __ ] james call me james i
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don't give a [ __ ]
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so here's what you need to do
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[ __ ]
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shave your face make sure you're not
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growing a bit or you ladies out there if
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you're growing a beard that's bad
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don't do that it's not it's gonna be a
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lot harder
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huh why what if we want to have a beard
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i don't care if you want to have a beard
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oh you're gonna pour makeup with a beard
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[ __ ]
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i mean there was that one like
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eurovision remember that eurovision
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[ __ ] do you remember that you're even
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techno streaming thing you might
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remember i can't call technoblade
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i don't talk to him that much
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if i put cream if i put whipped cream on
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my bead
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will you lick it oh god damn oh god no
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that's terrifying oh god no
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oh no techno's live who cares about tech
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now this is my time
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techno just went live he's gonna steal
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your viewers dude techno shocks
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anyway so grab yourself some
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some concealer and usually by the way
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when i'm do i've
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purposefully made this so you can see
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what i'm doing usually if i do it i'm
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like
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this because [ __ ] you
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i'm gonna give props to every guy that
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follows this tutorial that he's making
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right now
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oh yeah follow along at home
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make sure you like seriously but never
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never ever ever ever use your mom's
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makeup
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yeah don't do that anyway that is
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disgusting
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fin time rush good clip so you get you
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could
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get you can see all right if you got
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[ __ ] spots or something like i do
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because i'm
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gross um put put it there that's where
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that goes
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okay uh
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this is a terrible plan this is what i'm
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by the way
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uh this is definitely not a tutorial
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because i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm
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doing um
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hold on i'm gonna do that for now and
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then you get one of these things
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you just [ __ ] hit yourself in the
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face for a minute
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now
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i'm going to struggle to make this
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entertaining
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he's putting on concealer his neck i
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don't care got him
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i got a spot on my neck i got a spot on
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my neck so
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no it's a pimple it's a big disgusting
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pimple that he loves to squeeze
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that's what a spot's called [ __ ] no
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it's pimple
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spot is is i
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i am sorry i did dampen the i did dampen
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the sponge
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so yeah i kind of know what i'm doing
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after this stream i'm gonna download
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this professional tutorial yeah it's a
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great great great plan
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um it's a terrible plan by the way don't
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let my don't make don't let my sarcastic
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uh foolish nature um deceive you it's a
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terrible idea
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um heck and then i've got like
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you're dampening so it's not a dry
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sponge you look gay uh-huh
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then it's gonna get worse by the way as
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time goes on it's gonna look like
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terrible until the very last second what
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what did you know that if you share a
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mascara with
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another person they can get an infection
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in their eyes
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yeah which is the reason why you should
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never borrow your mom's
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makeup she's she's like she's she's
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making reference to nat one of our
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friends nat who does videos yeah she
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did that that's what she's saw she's on
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about
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i'm really really disappointed wait are
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you male or female
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i'm man
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for now does your family know what
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you're doing right this second
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hell no and i hope they don't um looking
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good queen
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thanks uh you wanna do this under your
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eyes as well
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um you go there
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like that like you know because you know
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if you don't sleep all the time like me
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if you're dead inside
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then uh sometimes your eyes look a
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little bit dead so that's
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wait can you put on some ninja music
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right now while you have the concealer
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underneath
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no please just like
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let's get down to business
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oh yeah also if you put like a little
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bit by your nose because like i don't
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know why but i get like
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my nose gets red there i don't know why
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that's how it would be
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everything oh yeah by the way
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uh the little concealer by the nose
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thing at the bottom
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see i'm i'm a talented person i teach
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indeed i'm dead all the time now exactly
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this is exactly what i mean
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if you're that forgotten if you're dead
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all the time if you're dead all the time
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like me then you need to follow these
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tips
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but good job i know it's also worth
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noting that like
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the all of this [ __ ] just straight up
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comes from uh
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a bunch of people just saying like oh no
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you gotta do it like this and then i
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change it and
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that's that's how i that's how it is uh
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cool scappy i'm not calling him now i'll
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call him at the end of it though because
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you wanted to do you want to put
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you want to put concealer over your eyes
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so you don't get those wrinkles above
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your eyelashes so when you put on
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eyeshadow
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then get smoother yeah and i do that i
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know what i'm doing trust me
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as soon as if i'm gonna do it and then
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you can point it out when i do something
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wrong
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you'd do that wrong number yeah
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but okay i called skippy earlier where's
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my phone where's my [ __ ] phone so
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here's my [ __ ] phone
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i messaged him earlier and he replied to
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me oh i didn't read that okay
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i said i was telling him what we did
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last night in the stream and i said like
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oh yeah i got kid i almost got kidnapped
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by the van
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i got a cat called and he went wait what
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did you go out on the streets and i said
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yeah i went for a big old walk
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and he said la mayo that's like you
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[ __ ] glad he's leah mayo that's lameo
20:30
that's so funny in all caps he goes
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next time we're together please do one i
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said lord you'd [ __ ] hate that
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because i'm almost as tall as spyfee and
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heels
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because spyfee is a goddamn slenderman
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of a human being
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and i have no idea how i don't and i'm
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i'm almost his height if i wear those
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so i mean i guess i almost got napped
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huh you said you almost got kidnapped in
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a van
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yeah you didn't watch the stream no i
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was asleep
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yeah dumb okay explain to me tell me
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about this
21:04
what happened what so basically there's
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clips of it on thing but basically a van
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spy if he's a goddamn slenderman he is
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he's george is like eight foot ten
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dude george's giant oh my god you're
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just like my mom
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yeah now okay listen here's what we're
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doing we're being lazy because i don't
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care
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but oh [ __ ] it why not let's not be lazy
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yeah what happened
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what happened oh hold on let me let me
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do my tutorial
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then after you do this you want to do a
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little bit of foundation i know you can
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do this in the opposite order
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i just don't because i don't care and i
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usually just use a little bit of this on
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my
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my cheeks but so and this thing you also
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want to blend into your neck this is
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great did you say your friends were not
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i am
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straight james charles hell yeah dude
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james charles but like
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the no did wait just j james charles
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likes straight guys was that how was
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that what he said
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hell yeah dude the [ __ ]
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listen um
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this pisses me off that this is gonna be
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his most viewed stream
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oh [ __ ] no last night was it was like we
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got like 300 and something 350
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340 people i don't know i'm recording it
22:15
the twitch saves it as a vod this is
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going to be a vod someone's going to be
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able to watch this hi viewers of the vod
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back home
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anyway my viewers went oh did we just
22:25
get raided why did it go up so much oh
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[ __ ] anyway
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it went oh three hundred yay oh this is
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so great we're reinforcing the
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stereotype
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explaining forever to get ready jk keep
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it up
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we love the content
22:39
women take forever in all fairness not
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all women take forever take already
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considering i
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am not a woman i am a man and the thing
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is it's just
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hard for me because i've got to make it
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um oh yeah fun fact if you don't want
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that like [ __ ]
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you know that thing that like those
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really [ __ ] girls in schools do
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this is just a uk thing i feel like in
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the uk like
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girls will do like concealer or like
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foundation over their lips
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and they'll just have like white lips
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it's the weirdest [ __ ] that i've ever
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seen
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i don't know why it's like that but they
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do it
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and it's stupid elora it's clipped
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but um if you don't want that i'm i'm
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trying to find it
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oh yeah so okay let me tell you about
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the van so when i was on a walk
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yesterday because we went on a walk
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oh it was yesterday okay i'm looking at
23:30
the wrong clip then
23:30
yeah okay what happened um i don't know
23:33
whether the whole thing is clipped i
23:35
remember i started
23:36
saying clip it because like after my
23:37
after it was over with but
23:39
this on this walk yesterday this van
23:43
pulled up um and going really slowly
23:46
like really really slow uh just crawling
23:49
along watching me watching me walk along
23:51
and it like and i i was like okay
23:53
not gonna lie this thing this is a
23:54
little bit freaky um
23:56
i'm not a fan of this situation at all
23:59
but
24:00
um so so but i'm usually fine with
24:03
everything
24:04
so i went the other way after i went the
24:06
other way
24:07
there was we were at a roundabout and i
24:08
went the other way and the van followed
24:10
me around the roundabout still like a
24:12
crawling place and eventually went
24:14
around the roundabout again and it went
24:15
back to where it was
24:18
and that's why it was real creepy and i
24:19
almost got kidnapped okay
24:21
next bit of this tutorial after you've
24:22
done after you've done foundation i'm
24:24
going to be using the shade
24:27
i don't know i'm trying to do my
24:30
tutorial
24:30
shush
24:34
oh my god it's it's i don't know whether
24:36
it'll be clip
24:37
anything this is like kidnapped it would
24:38
be that you'd probably see my reaction
24:40
to it
24:40
but um
24:44
i don't know what i'm doing remember to
24:46
use the shade white as [ __ ]
24:48
to uh to do to to do i'm using the shade
24:51
white as [ __ ] today and that's because
24:53
uh i'm the palest person ever the reason
24:56
i look even remotely uh colored is
24:58
tanned even is because my room light is
25:00
yellow
25:03
if this was white it would look like a
25:05
surgery office
25:07
and i would reflect 99 of all light
25:11
oh my god when f1
25:13
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
25:16
st this is like step three anyway
25:22
i mean this is like step three now
25:24
actually
25:25
no um i can't i'm not very good at
25:28
makeup but i can do it
25:30
i can do it better than most guys can i
25:32
say that
25:34
guarantee you on the i'm the best uh
25:37
straight guy on twitch that is currently
25:39
doing makeup right now
25:41
there you go
25:44
nailed it uh
25:49
wait what oh sorry about the clip of you
25:52
running oh there's a clip of me running
25:53
uh on the thing which is just called
25:55
zoom i highly advise watching the clip
25:57
called
25:57
zoom along where the heck do i find that
26:02
it's in clips just search by best of 24
26:04
hours
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oh i'm just about to say do you know how
26:09
many clips you have
26:11
i didn't think about 24 hours okay okay
26:14
zoom zoom it's 9 36 p.m i know
26:19
it's actually nothing oh just be exposed
26:21
what were you exposed of
26:23
i'm interested in that hold on okay so
26:25
here
26:26
after you after you i can say that your
26:28
discord if you still have it no she's
26:29
she's finding it she's watching him now
26:32
uh
26:32
the snakes yeah snakes
26:38
and this is what you constantly see me
26:39
brushing my face with by the way because
26:41
the powder that i just put on right
26:42
makes you look not
26:43
shiny i think it's called setting powder
26:45
i think
26:47
wait did you get the license plate of
26:49
that car huh
26:52
did you get the license plate of the car
26:54
no
26:55
it was just like i was just trying to
26:56
get away fam i didn't really want to
26:57
hang out there i wasn't like scared of
26:59
it but i was like i don't think i want
27:00
to hang out here
27:02
um no boys it's good to have it just in
27:05
case ow well
27:06
finn i want to prank a friend but i need
27:08
some help can i dm you depends what the
27:10
prank's gonna be
27:11
if you mean like i'm like something
27:13
involving me if it's not to do with me i
27:15
don't know why you need my help
27:17
i'm not gonna prank i'm gonna up put a
27:19
wall we'll put a water bucket
27:21
above their door so when they open the
27:22
door it pours on them easy
27:24
the plates can still be on the recording
27:26
it's such bad quality
27:28
but the thing is they didn't actually do
27:29
anything illegal i always
27:32
i always carry some sort of what's that
27:34
reading
27:36
why are you not reading i always query
27:37
around some sort of tool i know the uk
27:38
is that yeah the uk law is kind of so
27:40
hot on let me get this
27:41
up so i can read my old notifications i
27:44
don't see anything called zoom
27:46
there we go i just see how can i not
27:50
read that
27:51
ah wait hold on i'm gonna make it so i
27:53
can read donations again
27:56
no i can't that's a long one
27:59
okay i always carry some sort of i
28:01
always carry some sort of tool for
28:02
self-defense but i know knife laws suck
28:04
in the uk
28:04
but [ __ ] the police uh what the [ __ ] but
28:07
[ __ ] the police do it anyway
28:08
no bad that is terrible advice
28:12
it's terrible advice also we're doing
28:14
eyebrows now so here's what you do
28:16
but you you can carry uk legal pen
28:18
knives around
28:19
definitely not for defense though bad
28:22
idea anyway
28:23
someone's posting with a zoom clip in
28:25
chat by the way so here's what we're
28:27
doing i got a little this thing and it's
28:28
for eyebrows so you use this little
28:30
brush and you do your eyebrows
28:32
this is usually where things go wrong
28:34
actually you know what every step from
28:35
here on out is where things go wrong the
28:37
first bit's easy
28:38
thank you
28:41
[Music]
28:43
what the [ __ ]
28:46
she's watching the zoom clip that's not
28:50
even even just my car you just
28:51
run it's stupid
28:55
i know i got it
29:02
that is stupid i hate you for pranking
29:05
me that way
29:06
we didn't prank you we said what it was
29:07
what do you mean
29:09
i thought it was you running away from
29:10
the car no no i didn't run away from the
29:13
car it was something else
29:14
holy mother of god holy mother of god
29:21
jojo just gifted like five tier one subs
29:24
holy [ __ ] jesus christ
29:28
that's pogs dude jesus that's dope
29:32
oh i'm trying to read all the names out
29:35
well godzilla fan 200 and pap paco
29:47
i like tanglerine's name a lot
29:50
that's dope that's really dope and
29:52
they're all going to pop up on the
29:53
screen as we go but
29:54
okay here's my big tip for all of you
29:58
all of you following along at home dude
30:01
this can be like bob ross
30:02
can i get a picture of bob ross in the
30:04
background hold on
30:05
can you pinch yourself green as the
30:07
grinch
30:09
bob ross png hold on
30:13
can i make myself the grinch hell no i'm
30:16
gonna become like
30:17
i'm i'm gonna sleep before is that not a
30:20
png why would you not be a png there we
30:23
go
30:26
i'm saving that as my boy bob
30:29
i'm typing so weird because i actually
30:31
can't even see my keyboard
30:35
uh and then image bat and then
30:38
uh new source
30:42
b
30:47
ah [ __ ] i typed the wrong key my
30:52
my boy bob hold on can we get bob can we
30:55
get a bomb
30:56
can we get bob ross in the chat can we
30:58
get him no can we get a bob ross
31:02
perfect no okay anyway sorry i'll i'll
31:05
actually do the tutorial now i'm very
31:06
sorry
31:07
oh there's an emote for it hell yeah so
31:11
nice little happy like happy accidents
31:13
so eyebrows basically just stick with
31:15
the stick with the lines of your eyebrow
31:18
you don't do too much oh no that [ __ ]
31:21
up
31:25
[Music]
31:28
you got the cutest thing on discord
31:31
right now that you can look at
31:33
and then the start of it you don't want
31:34
a harsh line so you kind of want to
31:36
i like oh i just said you don't want a
31:38
harsh line i just made it a harsh line
31:41
i just faded in a little bit
31:47
okay that's fine and then you want to do
31:49
the exact same thing on the other one
31:52
dude the bob ross is in the chat the bob
31:54
ross army fam
31:56
when's the youtube gurus guro when's the
31:59
youtube uh makeup guru
32:01
video coming out oh
32:04
i wonder i wonder if you know we'll ever
32:07
graduate to that level of thing
32:11
the prank involves me dressing up as an
32:13
ego and i need to ask you a few things
32:14
why do you need tips
32:16
copyright free music dude what did bob
32:18
ross have in his background dude
32:20
anyway that's what i that's what i want
32:23
do a collab with nat will you both go
32:25
dressed up as go tell each other what to
32:26
say
32:27
that sounds fun actually that sounds fun
32:30
hold on
32:33
okay and quickly
32:39
uh it's usually i'm being more quiet
32:41
because it's usually the tail end of
32:43
this this kind of sucks
32:48
how long do you need to be on twitch
32:50
before you can apply for partnership i
32:53
don't think you
32:54
so we have any problems getting it
32:57
i don't know i don't know how you apply
32:59
for partner okay i i know it's like you
33:01
need to meet certain requirements and i
33:03
know that i don't think i've met a few
33:04
of them
33:05
you need to meet requirements on twitch
33:07
that are like you need to stream a ton
33:09
or like you need to stream like i think
33:10
it's 12 times in a month which i think
33:12
i'm doing
33:13
ish i'm almost there 10.
33:17
hey sisters hey sisters three two one
33:22
aces welcome back to this makeup
33:24
tutorial
33:25
i mean it kind of is dude you ever see
33:28
you ever made a makeup tutorial straight
33:29
up just for guys
33:31
but like not girls at all
33:35
hey sisters hey sisters
33:38
hey sisters welcome back to my
33:41
channel that's not that's not even the
33:43
same person
33:45
that's not even the same [ __ ]
33:48
who plays some dungeons and dragons
33:52
who yeah who am i on about by who's
33:54
jeffree star that's what it is because
33:56
i've watched the shane dawson series i
33:57
know exactly who i'm on about
33:59
welcome back to my channel he's got that
34:00
mirror
34:03
welcome back to my channel it's just
34:05
like a way more harsh version
34:07
[ __ ] what look
34:10
look at my um sharing screen look
34:14
at my screen did you just come back to
34:17
my channel
34:19
come back to your channel welcome back
34:21
to my channel sorry
34:23
oh shut up no but seriously look at my
34:25
screen okay
34:26
do you see a seat on top
34:30
like over the dog look over the dog do
34:32
you see it
34:34
oh my god what is that can you see
34:38
my friend just just full screen and look
34:41
up in the corner above my dog
34:45
is that another human is that another
34:47
living thing is it a cat it's a cat
34:49
okay it's a cat
34:52
okay that's that's good
34:57
my god my dog is like snoring right now
35:01
she's like oh it's so cute hold on i'm
35:04
trying to i'm trying to re-enable my
35:08
hey i love the new i love the profile
35:12
picture
35:12
thanks it was from the discord trolling
35:15
video
35:16
which by the way i still get a ton of
35:18
dm's like really creepy dms about that
35:20
like or not creepy some creepy
35:24
i get like a bunch of dms that are like
35:26
hey bec because they haven't seen the
35:27
video or whatever but i get a bunch of
35:29
dms that are like
35:30
because of the profile picture only
35:32
because of the profile pictures like hey
35:33
you
35:34
are you single are you like are you
35:36
looking for fun you want
35:38
you want to exchange pics babe i get
35:40
that all the time i say yes every time
35:45
and they're always so shocked when i
35:46
show them that mine is bigger than
35:48
theirs
35:52
you ever seen that saying that would
35:54
sound really weird for the people just
35:56
joining your chat
35:57
yeah it is it's still a weird joke
36:01
okay here's the bit where uh i really am
36:04
just [ __ ] guessing so
36:05
this is contour have you ever heard of
36:07
that everyone knows
36:10
so man just gradually do you need me to
36:12
help you with this ago and came home to
36:14
this iconic stream what a day
36:17
thank you f i don't know welcome to the
36:20
iconic stream
36:22
right i'm gonna [ __ ] this up so badly i
36:24
no i know what no no no
36:26
i'm gonna help you i know i'm gonna help
36:27
you i know what i'm doing here's the
36:29
reason you don't know
36:30
the reason why i [ __ ] it up is i always
36:32
accidentally use too much
36:33
it's not for any like reason here's what
36:36
you do i think
36:37
you what you is this is what it looks
36:38
like it's powder so you
36:40
put a brush in there and you kind of tap
36:42
it off i'm done
36:43
and i always use too much so i also just
36:45
kind of put it on my hand a little bit
36:46
and then you want to really feel it out
36:49
you want to go like basically like
36:50
a little bit of an angle like there or
36:53
like i'll show you better though it's
36:54
like
36:55
like that then you want to put some
36:57
blood chin
36:58
forehead and go down a little bit that's
37:00
what you want to do
37:01
now while that is you forgot one thing
37:04
what
37:04
on the nose but while that is
37:08
the technique down it's definitely
37:12
uh hard to do same okay
37:16
uh see i still think that's too much
37:18
though
37:19
that's a bad plan no but okay
37:22
so it doesn't matter if you have too
37:24
much or
37:25
like it doesn't matter if you have too
37:27
much because you're going to blend that
37:28
out
37:29
afterwards with another brush i barely
37:32
ever do but i'll show you okay well
37:33
it's fine well that's what they do like
37:36
because you want it to blend
37:37
in and then you want to take highlighter
37:40
above it
37:41
so it like shapes it more yeah so
37:44
because you want it to be like a line
37:46
okay so in that opinion in my opinion
37:49
that is too much so you can actually use
37:51
i'm lazy i use the same brush and you
37:53
can go over it again and it'll blend it
37:55
out a little bit
37:56
kind of get rid of them like guys are
37:58
not born to have makeup
38:00
hush child and then
38:04
is that a good child how old are you
38:06
what
38:08
hold on younger i'm young i'm very young
38:11
thank you so much header for header with
38:13
many underscores for the twitch prime
38:14
welcome to the welcome to the lesbian
38:17
gang
38:18
uh and yes that is now the name for the
38:21
audience
38:23
someone said it in showers like hey
38:24
lesbian gang hey let's be gang
38:27
uh can we see your new wig the red one
38:29
that was that's what i showed before
38:30
um the on the last stream i showed that
38:32
one i think right
38:35
and just graduated a few years well you
38:37
graduate wait
38:38
i just realized i just completely missed
38:40
the donate that donation not not missed
38:42
the donor but like i didn't read the
38:44
first bit of that
38:45
man i just graduated a few minutes ago
38:49
are people [ __ ] graduating
38:52
like online
38:55
is that a thing i was always wondering
38:59
how an online graduation would be
39:00
because i
39:01
if people are doing online classes
39:03
people are also ending their years
39:06
that's nuts school is holding up i
39:08
thought they would hold off graduations
39:10
right
39:10
like you'd think but i didn't think that
39:13
people would have
39:14
countries huh they do that in some
39:18
countries
39:19
yeah i don't know that's so interesting
39:21
anyway with my with my sister they are
39:23
waiting for
39:24
graduation until like june or something
39:27
june or july
39:30
okay that's okay that's probably about
39:34
what i'm trying to do like
39:38
yeah that's pretty good
39:42
[Music]
39:48
and that's the reason why you blend it
39:50
out with another brush because you want
39:51
it to be
39:53
not too strong but you don't want it to
39:55
disappear
39:56
either i know you're deleting so many
39:59
messages i don't know what the hell
40:01
hold them let me check you could lose
40:04
the brown wig i'll use the brown one
40:06
oh it was just like a um i made a pfp
40:09
for you
40:12
um okay yeah probably don't don't link
40:14
stuff then
40:15
yeah fair enough yeah don't don't post
40:17
too many links unless like i say like
40:18
i'll link me some youtube videos to
40:20
watch
40:20
and don't don't post don't post links i
40:23
think media sharing is still on i didn't
40:24
change anything about the stream yet oh
40:26
no i disabled it i think should deny
40:27
will it nah
40:29
um can you make a vods channel no
40:33
okay sorry here's the next thing um this
40:36
is what i usually do i usually try and
40:37
use like barely any for this i don't use
40:39
too much
40:40
it was a drive-through graduation lmao
40:43
just
40:43
threw my diploma at me and told me to
40:47
leave but hey ill take it over not
40:49
graduating
40:51
that's nuts that is nuts
40:54
that's really cool i mean
40:57
congratulations on graduating hell yeah
40:59
dude enjoy the rest of your life but
41:00
that's like that that is nuts
41:02
anyway here's what you do you use a
41:04
little bit and
41:06
you'll kind of go i'm gonna start at
41:07
corners because you can
41:09
more hide it if if you put too much on
41:11
or like i found out
41:13
all of this is streamlined so that if
41:15
you [ __ ] it up
41:16
it's not that bad
41:20
but then again you usually don't
41:21
actually see this bit
41:23
um you usually don't actually see this
41:24
bit because it's covered by the wig
41:27
usually or a hat
41:31
and then the next thing you want to do i
41:33
think that's good enough there
41:35
finish this shim [ __ ] is a shim
41:38
oh my god that's weird but congrats
41:39
right oh you know actually i was
41:41
overreacting something else
41:42
in class we built a set for a play and a
41:44
bridge six foot in the air
41:47
and we are going to record the grads
41:49
walking over it
41:50
pog america's a america's a coal
41:54
is what morocco is cool oh okay
41:58
peanut butter huh you're pretty
42:02
thank you purdy no it means pretty but
42:06
ugly
42:07
ouch my feelings uh you wanna do a bit
42:09
of contour under your chin
42:11
honestly uh i don't think i've ever
42:14
tried
42:14
not doing this you want to follow your
42:17
jawbone
42:18
so you want to like go from your the top
42:20
like
42:21
your ear flip and then like around
42:27
i mean i've never tried it without doing
42:30
this so i'm not entirely sure what
42:31
difference it makes because honestly my
42:34
chin's not that bad
42:35
like i think i've got a reasonable
42:37
jawline
42:39
i don't know that might be good it's
42:41
that is small actually for like
42:43
uh cam it's like a camera trick yeah
42:46
so because the cameras are like the
42:49
graphics on the cameras and the
42:50
pixelation
42:52
and stuff is like different from like
42:54
compared to what you see in real life
42:56
so when you meet someone in person you
42:58
probably don't want to
42:59
do it underneath but if you're going to
43:02
if you know that you're
43:03
there's going to be a lot of pictures
43:04
and there's going to be a lot of like
43:05
selfies and stuff you want to have that
43:07
due to you don't want
43:08
double hey like double chin yes so
43:12
here's the next thing next bit of
43:14
contour that could also go very wrong
43:15
which i also barely know to do
43:17
is the nose thing which i kind of know
43:19
how to do again it's just
43:21
his big tip for anyone right if you
43:23
actually want to try and do this
43:25
if you're if you're a guy or gal out
43:26
there that doesn't know what i'm doing
43:28
if you actually want to try and do it
43:29
uh less is more i've learned uh because
43:32
if you
43:33
do loads then it's real obvious that you
43:35
know you're wearing makeup and you don't
43:36
really want to go for that
43:37
like even though you see all this stuff
43:39
done i'll still get comments that's like
43:41
bro you should put on some makeup
43:46
yeah some schools are doing graduation
43:48
on zoom and other video call apps my
43:50
sister d-i-d-n-t
43:53
have one for her school but all her
43:55
friends and her got wasted on zoom as a
43:57
post
43:59
graduation party huh that's so dope
44:03
i mean dude i gotta know i'm gonna go
44:07
and look up what a zoom
44:08
graduation is like after this because
44:10
that's so
44:12
it doesn't i don't know we don't really
44:14
have like the typical graduation sort of
44:16
things
44:17
oh god it's 1080p and my internet can't
44:20
handle this
44:21
can you change it can can't you make the
44:23
settings lower
44:25
i don't know what i'm gonna let up my
44:27
cat i'll be back okay
44:29
i'm very sorry but i'm gonna look at
44:31
what a zoom graduation is because i
44:33
kinda wanna know
44:34
so this is also another thing that like
44:37
you can go kind of wrong with
44:39
which one i'm kind of concentrating a
44:40
little bit
44:43
i don't know and then uh you do a little
44:45
tiny bit
44:46
a little tiny bit across the no bumpy
44:49
nose i don't know if that looks any good
44:51
it's kind of hard to it's completely
44:53
different in real life as it is on
44:54
camera
44:55
and then a different brush kind of uh
44:59
kind of shade then brush off you know
45:01
the excess make it more
45:02
shadowy because you don't want to make
45:04
you don't want it to nowhere that
45:05
there's okay
45:06
i think elora said this before but like
45:08
you don't want to make it look like it's
45:10
a line
45:11
like nowhere that exists is like just a
45:13
line on your face
45:15
right a line of shadow that just doesn't
45:18
exist
45:18
so you want to make it look
45:20
semi-realistic
45:22
so when you do that what else do you do
45:24
ah i think we're good with
45:25
contour oh wait no okay i don't care if
45:28
this is wrong i'm doing it now because
45:30
it's easier
45:31
i do highlight because [ __ ] you
45:34
i get it oh you do you do highlight last
45:37
i know i've heard it before i don't care
45:40
um
45:41
i'm gonna do it because i'll forget
45:42
about it if i don't so
45:45
i use this little tiny brush i don't
45:47
have a proper brush for it i know a lot
45:48
of the brushes they look like that
45:50
i get that's what they're supposed to
45:51
look like but i'm not i just do this and
45:53
i go like that but you get
45:56
a little little bit on nose make your
46:00
nose all shiny and [ __ ]
46:03
highlight [ __ ] you do that upwards
46:06
i don't care as i just said you weren't
46:08
listening to me
46:11
oh no i just got back well too bad you
46:13
do it now i'm doing it now because i'm a
46:15
guy and i don't care
46:18
you've been doing it wrong all these
46:19
years it's all designed for just speed
46:24
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46:25
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
46:30
are you gonna put a beauty mark god no
46:33
what i'm gonna be cruella de vil
46:36
get like my like long cigarette and tap
46:38
it off onto people's heads ah
46:47
you know get a bunch of cheap bushes on
46:51
amazon for like
46:52
like 10 euro 15 brushes they're not
46:54
actually that bad i don't care i
46:56
don't care does skeppy curse
47:00
um well i mean every adult curses
47:04
besides bad boy halo
47:06
i mean skippy doesn't curse on when he's
47:09
around people that he shouldn't curse
47:10
around
47:12
in the same way that like that's how
47:14
most people do things like i i
47:16
i swear i curse but that's just because
47:18
i'm
47:19
it's comfortable they say swearing makes
47:20
someone more honest i don't know
47:24
um swearing shows honesty because you're
47:26
not trying to hide words you're not
47:27
thinking about your words too much
47:29
i don't know if that's actually true but
47:30
still um but
47:34
that's a very shiny nose
47:39
okay so um
47:44
i'm putting all this stuff away real
47:45
quick so
47:47
uh batboy halo he doesn't even swear off
47:50
camera
47:51
that was so weird by the way when i
47:53
first talked to bad boy halo i knew his
47:54
like personality because that's in
47:56
scappy videos
47:57
um but when i first got talking to him
47:59
we talked for like hours
48:00
and the guy's done a lot like he's like
48:02
a really experienced
48:03
you know like he's it's not like he's
48:05
just a kid in a in a man's body
48:08
you know like he's just he's done a lot
48:11
of [ __ ] it's just i don't know why he
48:12
doesn't swear i think it's
48:13
like ultra pc i guess like he really
48:16
doesn't want to offend anyone
48:17
i don't think i ever i think i must have
48:19
asked but i don't remember what his
48:20
answer was
48:22
oh i'm about to make some people angry
48:24
with this one this this next one is
48:26
going to make some people angry i feel
48:27
like i do everything else besides this
48:29
fairly well
48:32
okay maybe not still i'm like with the
48:36
brushes or whatever i don't i'm not
48:37
gonna
48:38
i'm not gonna buy a [ __ ] ton of stuff
48:40
because i i
48:41
don't care make us angry i will don't
48:44
you worry
48:46
what are you gonna do
48:50
uh i'm gonna no no mainly because i just
48:53
use the same brush for [ __ ]
48:54
everything and that's why it's gonna
48:55
make people angry
48:57
um skeppy cursed on a video on his
48:59
second channel or in on the skip
49:01
on the zac channel yeah he he has i mean
49:04
he's an adult dude people curse
49:05
i mean kids guess beauty guru drama dude
49:09
are we gonna like
49:09
should we call should we spill some tea
49:12
who can we spill tea on i don't want to
49:13
make
49:14
oh you know i know who i can spill tea
49:15
on uh
49:17
there was one youtuber that i don't like
49:19
i have one guy that i don't like because
49:21
it seems like oh my god yes t
49:23
i'm sorry i'm just getting myself
49:25
involved in very minor drama
49:27
it is very minor um so
49:32
let me spill the tea sis there's a
49:34
youtuber that is very well known
49:36
i think he's got less uh oh by the way
49:38
hold on let me let me do my makeup
49:40
tutorial thing
49:41
so today we're using the this thing
49:45
uh we're using that one and we're using
49:48
that
49:49
there
49:52
we're gonna do two different ones there
49:54
you go i don't know i genuinely
49:56
i wish i could i wish i could tell you
49:58
what i'm actually doing and i don't know
50:00
i just know that it goes use that one
50:01
this one there um
50:05
so there's this youtuber who's really
50:07
well known called sal c1
50:10
he does two two t videos and i get two b
50:13
two t's a real toxic place and stuff or
50:15
whatever
50:15
and that's kind of what he was like what
50:18
he's brought up on
50:20
but i get there is a there is a there is
50:23
a conflict of interest here because he
50:25
did a video before
50:27
and by the way before i say all this i
50:29
messaged him privately about it i said
50:31
hey i'm not a fan of what you did
50:33
i think that's um probably an
50:35
irresponsible thing to do
50:37
because i didn't want to make a public
50:38
comment about it because it's not a
50:39
disliked video everyone kind of likes
50:41
his video
50:42
um there's a well-made video i like a
50:45
lot of his content
50:46
like it's just literally like a few
50:48
videos on his channel he has this he has
50:49
a series
50:50
i don't know whether he's spoken i don't
50:52
know whether he's put a word on it
50:54
like i don't know whether he's actually
50:56
ever gone and said like why he does it
50:58
or he did kind of okay i'll tell you he
51:01
did a video basically duping on a server
51:03
which is fine everyone i mean okay well
51:05
yeah he dupes on pay-to-win servers okay
51:08
that's what it is so he dupes on servers
51:11
he goes on to a server
51:12
not his server he just dupes on a server
51:14
right he shows people how to do
51:16
well dupe he goes online and crashes
51:18
servers
51:19
you know just you know sort of the [ __ ]
51:21
that like as a server owner
51:23
which again which is where the conflict
51:25
of interest is
51:26
makes no [ __ ] sense because
51:30
right take it as like
51:33
let's say let's okay i'll give my reason
51:35
then i'll go through like a bunch of the
51:36
defenses for it
51:38
so it's a business right like it's a
51:41
business
51:42
um he did all like earth mc i'm not
51:44
familiar with any of the servers that
51:46
i don't have a connection to any other
51:47
servers that he did it on but i still
51:49
feel for him
51:50
he showed off a server that's like not
51:52
that pay to win at all
51:54
but he still went on and crashed it and
51:56
it's um
51:57
payton is disgusting sure i agree with
52:00
that
52:00
i think that the um the whole pay to win
52:04
if it's like i don't know he crashed a
52:07
server that was not even that pay to win
52:09
it was like you got the top rank are you
52:12
you you bought the
52:13
top thing while it was really [ __ ]
52:15
expensive
52:16
you got like earth
52:20
did he crash skittle i'm saying uh
52:22
you've got like
52:24
a set of diamond armor which is like
52:27
i don't know whether you've ever played
52:29
minecraft
52:31
but like it's real [ __ ] easy to get a
52:34
set of diamond armor
52:36
not gonna lie and it's just like
52:40
it's the strangest thing oh by the way
52:42
here's what we're doing we're coming in
52:43
with it
52:43
we're coming in with we're just to go
52:45
right into the crease here i think i'm
52:46
using that word right
52:49
you're going in with a darker color
52:50
still fairly light though we're going
52:52
that one you see we go like that and
52:54
then you go like that
52:57
and we're doing that sort of on the
52:58
outside of it so it creates
53:00
the uh smokey [ __ ] i don't know what i'm
53:04
doing
53:05
i don't know what i'm doing
53:08
this smokey eye look i don't [ __ ]
53:10
know
53:11
now am i blending it right probably not
53:15
but who cares i kind of like
53:20
i kind of like to go very far i guess
53:24
okay like
53:30
uh let's go like that
53:33
it's quite a lot is it i don't know i
53:36
don't know what it's like on camera and
53:37
real life it looks pretty good
53:39
um skippy uploaded two videos today
53:42
oh yeah he's back on the grind um
53:46
i cry for you because you're the best
53:48
streamer i watch
53:49
this is the best streamer you watch
53:51
smokey and wink it is gonna be that by
53:53
the way
53:54
uh smoking winged liner we are doing
53:56
that we are doing that
53:58
that's that's okay out of the one thing
54:01
that it's good something's gonna go
54:03
wrong it's gonna be that thing
54:04
but i feel like i've got okay at it but
54:07
you're gonna watch my absolute
54:09
stupid corrections i'm gonna have to
54:10
make because i always get it wrong at
54:11
least a little bit
54:13
because again i've only been doing this
54:15
for like a week or two at least
54:17
frequently um
54:20
but either way this minecraft drama
54:24
no okay it's not even that big of a deal
54:27
like there's like a big ol
54:29
i've played on a rust server before i
54:30
don't know if you ever played rust you
54:32
could buy
54:33
you'd you'd pay like 10 bucks like
54:36
yeah because fairly small amount of
54:38
money in terms of games go
54:40
still a fair amount of money though and
54:43
you'd get
54:43
every item in the game and you would get
54:45
um a lot of it so on roughly the most
54:47
valuable item c4
54:49
it takes maybe like maybe you could get
54:51
into a base like 10 c4 you get like 300
54:53
every day right not so
54:57
i played that um and then we learned
54:59
there was pay to win and then we left
55:01
because that is straight up that is pay
55:02
to win that is you know
55:04
like you pay some money and you never do
55:06
anything you do no work it's pay to win
55:08
bad game don't like that bad game design
55:11
but
55:13
i feel like the whole thing of like
55:14
adding packages like hypixel does
55:17
where they've got like you get a rank
55:19
you get some you get some stuff that
55:21
non-ranks don't get
55:23
you get like rename you get special
55:24
privileges like you get to not be
55:27
you get to get disguise in game you get
55:29
to create private games you get some
55:31
features that other people don't get
55:33
and you know it won't put you ahead in
55:36
any competitive way
55:38
but it won't put your head in any
55:41
competitive way
55:43
but it is like a thing that people don't
55:46
get
55:47
that other people don't get that don't
55:48
buy their rank which is fair enough
55:49
that's that's like a way that people do
55:51
pay to win people called hypixel pay to
55:53
win which is dumb
55:55
um but if you're going on like
55:58
crashing servers that the only people
56:01
that play it are the people that do like
56:03
pay to win
56:05
then uh you're kind of just wasting a
56:08
bunch of innocent people's money and
56:10
time
56:11
isn't that a bit like [ __ ] up just a
56:13
little bit in the middle of like a time
56:16
where like people are losing their jobs
56:18
oh hey bud
56:19
i'm some youtuber i'm gonna make your
56:21
money worthless now
56:23
and all the time that you put in ah [ __ ]
56:25
you bud i don't know i felt like that
56:26
was a little bit scummy
56:27
that's literally the only thing that i
56:30
don't know i messaged him privately i
56:31
said hey i'm not a fan of you did that
56:32
anyway
56:34
so here's what i'm doing now e-girls and
56:36
you guys
56:37
wait actually are you any of you
56:38
actually following along with this
56:39
there's got to be at least one there's
56:41
gotta be one guy
56:42
okay sorry one girl
56:45
pedowin is overcompensating with money
56:47
fair enough like i mean like yeah
56:50
if you it's it sucks that a lot of stuff
56:51
espec when it's competitive
56:53
i feel i feel that i feel like when it's
56:55
not though it's just a feature i don't
56:57
know
56:58
when it's competitive and like yeah i'll
57:01
do it i am
57:02
cool okay here's what you do next here's
57:05
what you do next
57:06
you get the same color or a different
57:08
color it doesn't matter
57:11
did you know sunday had pedo in service
57:12
yeah sunday did that for a while where's
57:14
your hairline
57:14
it's in a thing it's like there shut up
57:18
it's a good hairline [ __ ] you uh you get
57:21
the same color and with a smaller brush
57:23
or not a smaller brush you put it kind
57:26
of under your eye
57:27
this bit sucks i don't know if you've
57:28
ever done this before but it sucks if
57:30
it's the first time
57:35
[Music]
57:38
because keeping your eye open for that
57:40
kind of blows
57:42
i'm still not really used to it
57:45
and you don't want too much
57:49
it's more just to like balance it out a
57:51
little bit
57:54
like make the make it not feel like uh
57:57
top heavy you know what the [ __ ] am i
58:00
doing
58:01
what am i doing he's losing his hair
58:03
like no no
58:05
no it's not i have it's my hairline is
58:07
good my forehead is not that big
58:12
and then you do the same thing on the
58:13
other eye i forgot so this is near my
58:15
eye i don't want to talk
58:17
notice me dad i've noticed you timeless
58:20
hey one of sunday servers
58:29
yeah i'm doing this really really badly
58:32
because i'm using my left hand
58:41
oh my god my ears just [ __ ] popped
58:44
oh you ever had that happen oh
58:48
oh oh that's weird
58:52
oh i am intrigued to try later oh
58:56
zaro are you going to follow along
58:59
please do send me the pictures of you
59:01
trying to follow along with
59:02
the thin look
59:06
uh
59:10
that's good enough okay here's something
59:13
i do
59:14
which actually was came from uh okay
59:16
done we're done with that now
59:19
we're now done with that forever here's
59:21
something i do
59:22
which i saw on um my friend was trying
59:24
to tell me how belle delphine does hers
59:26
which was from yesterday you get this
59:29
thing it's just literally like a white
59:31
what is it called why is it french
59:34
[ __ ] sake just tell me what the name
59:36
is so i can tell these people what it is
59:40
i don't know what it is it's like a
59:42
pencil thing it says it's an eye pencil
59:44
a color eye
59:45
okay i'm back hi all of it's french it's
59:48
not island it might be island i don't
59:50
know what the [ __ ] it is
59:51
but it's like soft i don't know so if
59:54
you put a bit like
59:56
uh there not a ton
60:11
we're just like kind of brightening you
60:12
right there see what i'm doing
60:14
highlighting pencil i don't know it
60:15
might be actually that whatever you just
60:17
said is probably right
60:19
do a uk chat makeup we're far past that
60:22
point now
60:23
i should have i'd have done so much
60:25
different if i was doing that
60:26
color on your waterline makes your
60:28
eyeballs look bigger no
60:29
[ __ ] that i'm not doing that i know
60:32
exactly okay
60:32
will your water by the way here's let me
60:34
explain your water line is like
60:36
the bit in your eye kind of that's why
60:39
it's called a water line it's where your
60:40
eye waters hate that
60:42
hate that with a passion i'm not doing
60:44
it
60:48
not that far along yet
60:52
ah okay that went fairly well that one
60:54
looks decent this is the one where it's
60:55
going to look bad
60:56
because it's my left why is it the side
60:58
that's facing the camera always looks
60:59
the worst by the way
61:05
that moment when you use an eyeliner
61:08
roll
61:10
in that moment when you're a guy doing
61:11
makeup
61:15
that awkward moment out
61:20
sorry it's like a god damn thing
61:24
there's like a little sleep on the eye
61:27
[ __ ] me up
61:32
dude i [ __ ] that one up way but
61:37
again it looks so much worse [ __ ]
61:40
um totally gonna blend that in with my
61:43
[ __ ] hand
61:44
because i'm a caveman
61:48
and i don't love the nails my dude good
61:50
job thanks they're not i didn't do them
61:56
that's slightly closer
62:01
you know [ __ ] it that's good enough i
62:02
think can i dm you on discord my uk
62:06
friend yes you can okay
62:09
so i'm fairly happy with that
62:14
uh what do we do now oh yeah the fun bit
62:18
eyeliner [ __ ] it's [ __ ] time for
62:20
winged liner
62:23
you're good at applying your face i am
62:25
good at applying my face
62:28
why is this got 337 viewers this is
62:31
dumb i feel like just chatting is just
62:34
my area now
62:35
i like this i like the whole white
62:38
eyeliner supposed to be on the bottom of
62:40
your eye
62:41
like the bottom island
62:45
like on the bottom on the like you do
62:47
like a normal eyeliner
62:49
but you don't take the top you just take
62:51
the bottom because it's supposed to make
62:53
your eyes
62:54
bigger like the eyeball is supposed to
62:56
be bigger i don't know i never liked it
62:58
like that
62:59
i don't know well i'm sure
63:02
i'm not trying anything new here i'm
63:04
just showing you how you how i do it all
63:06
right
63:06
so thank you no no i'm telling you what
63:08
it's for shush
63:10
so they can follow along at home okay
63:18
basically you just want to draw a line
63:32
you try not to do what i'm doing and
63:34
[ __ ] it up so you draw a line like that
63:36
right
63:37
if you draw a line that's basically the
63:39
hard bit
63:41
and then okay and also try not to blink
63:44
thing go on the rad show if raj invites
63:46
me i'll go on the rad show
63:48
he's not gonna invite you shush stop
63:51
killing my dreams he's not gonna invite
63:52
you
63:53
he's not gonna invite you i'm killing my
63:55
[Music]
63:56
dreams
63:58
i'm not the one killing it it wasn't
64:00
admin that said no
64:02
he turned you down remember oh
64:06
invite me okay um nope
64:09
so here's what i'm doing i'm not doing
64:11
the whole lie
64:13
i'm literally just going like halfway in
64:15
yeah halfway in
64:17
and then i still haven't gone halfway
64:18
but i'm going halfway in and then going
64:20
from there
64:22
uh because it's less work
64:30
dude a lot of the reasons why like oh
64:32
why do you do that well
64:33
it's easier
64:42
there you go that's all right and then
64:45
what i do
64:46
[Music]
64:48
did you gradually make it thicker as you
64:51
go out
65:08
until it looks almost like uh like it
65:10
looks good
65:13
until it looks you know more like how it
65:15
should
65:16
you know you've seen them online
65:19
how long did it take you to get good at
65:20
it a very long time and also i'm not
65:22
good at it at all
65:31
all of us just practice though alarm is
65:34
the only thing i'm good at
65:35
can i can the asmr stop i feel
65:37
uncomfortable okay fine we'll stop
65:40
no you're like they're talking about me
65:44
oh so oh yeah i didn't i can't even hear
65:46
it sorry yeah i lost
65:48
my name you
65:59
let me eat my christmas candy in peace
66:01
please don't
66:03
how long have you how long have you made
66:05
made your own makeup
66:06
made i'm guessing you mean do um
66:10
i don't know since roughly
66:13
the end of christmas roughly
66:18
uh finn how many huh
66:22
stop please don't please don't do it
66:23
because i can see my viewer numbers
66:25
ticking down as you do it
66:27
i haven't done it don't be as i'm up
66:30
i wasn't doing asmr i was laughing i was
66:33
laughing because okay
66:35
listen when it's like 10 a 10
66:38
a no when it's 10 p.m or up
66:41
and i say the sleep word in norwegian to
66:44
my dog
66:45
she starts staring at me take her ears
66:48
back and just go like
66:49
[Music]
66:51
i said it's like every time my dad is
66:54
saying as well
66:55
she goes like a demon dog
67:08
okay fine i'll go to bed yeah
67:11
she's got like a oh i [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
67:16
she's got a demon dog i'm can you hear
67:18
that just listen closely listen
67:20
listen solver
67:23
let's go silver demon dog
67:26
demon dog it's a demon dog
67:38
okay she's she's ready to bite me i'm
67:40
not touching her
67:43
okay i think i almost saved that one
67:45
okay good good
67:48
i found some oh [ __ ]
67:52
oh [ __ ] i'm sorry i was trying i was
67:55
trying to do this and i was like kind of
67:57
[ __ ] it up
67:58
uh i can hear the demon duck i know it's
68:00
a dude little dogs dude
68:02
they're like the happiest thing i mean
68:05
they're cute when they're cute
68:06
but like most of the time they're not
68:08
she looks cute but she's a demon
68:12
what let's say that
68:17
what's wrong
68:25
so keeping your eyes open and not
68:27
blinking
68:28
she mad
68:32
is maybe the hardest part about i have
68:34
[ __ ] god
68:38
oh my god i keep wanting to blink
68:45
roses are red violets are blue i'm gonna
68:48
stick my candy inside of you
68:59
you want some candy not in that one
69:03
from candy i like how
69:09
nice candy
69:12
i like how people think that you're
69:14
warden and they think warden is you
69:16
this is a laura elora's the weird one
69:19
laura's the one that says
69:21
stuff like that i'm the voice actor shut
69:23
up
69:24
laura's the voice actor that sounds like
69:26
she's constantly in an anime for
69:27
god no reason i have no idea what you're
69:31
talking about senpai
69:34
yes you do a laura chan let's go make
69:37
some hot chocolate and eat some candy
69:40
yum yum see that sounds more wholesome
69:43
than let me stick this inside of you
69:47
i said let me put my candy inside of you
69:50
yeah i meant my car candy
69:54
what yeah i have like car candy
69:58
okay sure but still cars
70:04
anyway we're done with that that was
70:06
probably like 10 minutes worth of work
70:08
um it's a swedish type of candy
70:11
and it's pink cars there are white
70:14
cars they're green cars
70:17
and they taste so it's like talking to a
70:20
seven-year-old
70:22
i've got this candy they're a blue
70:24
they're shaped like cast
70:26
there's a blue one you're talking about
70:33
[Music]
70:37
right next one chat here's what you do
70:40
now
70:40
use this stuff this is called uh
70:43
something beginning with them i can't
70:44
remember uh i am
70:46
eating your cosplay
70:48
[Music]
70:52
so yeah we're using this and you just
70:55
put this like
70:56
on your eyes it's easy you just go up
70:58
put it underneath your eyes
71:05
you know what we should do we should do
71:07
like a make up a tutorial where i'm
71:09
voice over
71:24
i can't even read that text out loud
71:26
[ __ ] you person watching this you know
71:28
who you are
71:30
you know who you are i will find you and
71:33
i will
71:33
give you candy because you're a loving
71:36
person no they're not
71:39
when film says no they're not that means
71:41
they are
71:42
they're terrible well
71:46
okay so do that on your top ones so that
71:49
you go on your body once i don't use
71:51
that much because
71:52
[ __ ] i'm gonna use [ __ ] fake
71:54
eyelashes in a second which are also a
71:55
pain
71:56
by the way after
71:59
um all of this
72:02
is stuff that could easily go wrong
72:07
oh my god okay cool i got a new
72:10
challenge for you friend
72:13
i got a new challenge for you this is
72:15
already a challenge for me
72:17
no no it's something else okay so have
72:20
you heard about the
72:21
there is like this liquid eyeliner thing
72:24
that you put on
72:26
your eyelashes and they will grow bigger
72:29
automatically
72:31
so every time like you put it on for
72:33
every time you put it on it
72:34
like your eyelashes grow bigger and it
72:37
was like
72:37
there's one person it was a female
72:41
type of stuff i told you to go down
72:45
hold on i told you this could go wrong
72:46
so easily
72:48
yeah it's not that bad
72:52
anyways she put it accidentally on her
72:56
cheeks and she grew a beard
72:59
yeah that's funny like literally she got
73:02
facial hair out of
73:04
her chin just because of that liquid and
73:06
you can buy
73:07
that online so i was thinking what would
73:10
you
73:11
like you should do one of those where
73:13
you put that
73:15
like around your face just see
73:18
how much you can grow grow a beard i can
73:20
grow
73:21
a guy i can grow a beard grow eyelashes
73:24
to grow them
73:25
as long as you can and see what happens
73:28
that's fake no way in hell i do there's
73:29
no that's probably like promotional
73:32
oh you know what that might be hey you
73:34
know what it might be
73:35
it might be like a promotional thing
73:37
where it's like the company put out the
73:39
video it's like
73:40
no no no just a show it's not because it
73:43
is
73:43
this wasn't uh if this was on a tv show
73:46
have you seen the tv show would i lie to
73:47
you if that was true
73:48
i could use it to fix that it's like bad
73:51
but it's in norwegian
73:52
so it's it's what i like to eat but it's
73:54
a norwegian
73:56
and she said it like that was one of her
73:59
things like
74:00
you have two lies and then one truth
74:02
right
74:03
yep or is it the opposite to truth in
74:05
one life
74:06
i don't remember but that was actually
74:08
true she actually got it on her face she
74:10
even took a picture of it
74:12
jesus christ it was crazy i feel like i
74:15
say this every single time i do
74:17
something new on this
74:18
but here's where it can go wrong as well
74:21
uh
74:22
so the next thing that we're doing is
74:24
eyelashes i'm basically just uh cleaning
74:26
clean them a little bit now but hold on
74:29
i can
74:35
what the [ __ ]
74:40
what do you mean you need to a whole
74:41
wholesomeness in that call i'm here i'm
74:43
wholesome now
74:44
we need wholesomeness we're trying to be
74:46
wholesome which is just a wholesome
74:47
tutorial
74:48
it's close i am custom jesus christ i
74:51
was just talking about facial hair
74:53
what's not awesome about that
74:55
i thought finn is gonna use fake
74:56
eyeliner the [ __ ] is fake eyeliner
74:59
you mean what
75:03
what anyway um
75:08
yeah false i would like to talk to you
75:10
laura you want to talk to me about what
75:13
sorry what do you want to talk to me
75:14
about again this is where things start
75:17
to go wrong or at least could go very
75:18
wrong immediately
75:20
so uh
75:23
this is the thing that like i've never
75:25
got better at
75:26
i was just always um i was just always
75:30
not very good at this and it's never
75:32
gotten better and the practice doesn't
75:34
help
75:36
and honestly i feel like it's just it's
75:38
like basically it's like if you can if
75:39
you're a musician you know
75:41
it's almost like you're just born with
75:42
the ability to do it or not
75:44
honestly it's like anyway
75:48
listen gals you know what i'm on about
75:58
like 17 times um so
76:02
here's what they look like right they're
76:03
fairly big
76:05
fairly big you get a pair of tweezers
76:07
right um
76:09
that's good that almost went wrong
76:13
okay good thing i spotted that but you
76:14
get a pair of tweezers you try and line
76:16
the um the short
76:18
shorter bit up with the inside and the
76:19
longer bit out with the outside
76:22
you put on directly vertically uh
76:25
basically the goal of this is to make
76:26
sure your eyes closed so you don't have
76:28
to see
76:28
the mess that you made on your face
76:30
before that
76:33
okay you get this stuff called eyelash
76:35
glue and you hold it in tweezers very
76:37
precariously
76:38
and you apply it to that honestly i'm
76:40
weird and i like i don't like a bunch of
76:42
light in my face so i turn that off
76:44
and then you want to put the eyelashes
76:47
on your eyebrows
76:55
dude the absolute slowest makeover story
76:58
in the world
77:00
not james charles oh no finn ben did you
77:03
even hear what i said
77:04
yes i did what did i say
77:07
uh eyebrows
77:11
you actually agreed to that no i mean
77:13
yeah i said like yeah it's funny
77:16
i did i dare you to put them on your
77:18
eyebrows
77:21
out loud is it loud who's loud are we
77:24
being loud i don't know
77:26
you're born
77:30
what did taco say laura you have issues
77:32
just a little
77:33
jesus [ __ ] christ she wants to put it
77:36
i got
77:37
his shoes you got him too
77:41
well no it's just you
77:44
[ __ ] off all right
77:48
you want to like make them a little bit
77:49
dry that's why i'm doing this in fact
77:50
let me turn the light on because it's
77:51
better
77:52
i'm doing this you do this a lot you do
77:54
this many times
77:56
until it's not quite it's not dry but
77:58
it's not it's not not dry
78:00
i mean it's not it's like what do they
78:01
call it and they're not wet you want to
78:03
make it not wet
78:04
just like uh you want to be done
78:08
no no no don't say that no
78:12
no stop it damp what
78:17
like the word damp i hate you
78:21
don't clip that no he's gonna no he finn
78:24
is drunk he doesn't know what he's
78:26
saying
78:26
i'm getting a makeup tutorial from my
78:27
friend you don't have to
78:29
believe it no don't do it
78:33
what you didn't even realize
78:37
you need to be careful about your own
78:39
words then
78:41
i didn't even anyway jesus christ um
78:44
so my friend's giving me you need to be
78:46
careful about your own
78:47
my friends giving me a bit of a tutorial
78:49
here they said you don't have to wave it
78:50
you just have to wait
78:51
okay here's the actual tip you wait for
78:53
approximately one minute until it is
78:56
tacky that makes sense anyway
78:59
and i'm disappointed in you
79:02
but i'm also happy i don't know which
79:05
side of me is happy anymore
79:07
i don't know if it's the whole of me or
79:09
if it's the lewd me
79:13
moist
79:20
i am
79:23
so yes you are not a new thing
79:31
i might have waited a little bit too
79:33
long with this
79:38
[Music]
79:42
oh [ __ ]
79:46
basically you just want to make it sort
79:48
of get as close to your
79:51
as close to your eyes you possibly can
79:53
sitting on top of your eyelashes right
80:00
and you make sure because if it's not
80:03
it's going to look dumb as frick
80:05
which you know what sometimes mine does
80:07
yesterday was a great example of it
80:09
going wrong
80:10
huh keep talking over me [ __ ]
80:15
don't listen to him already don't listen
80:17
to him i can hear you dumbass
80:20
he's super dumb i can hear you dumb dumb
80:24
oh he can hear me shut up okay i'm sorry
80:29
holy [ __ ]
80:32
fbi
80:41
okay the um okay
80:44
you do the exact same thing with the
80:45
other one the same time
80:47
although i'm like really bad at this so
80:49
i'm like i'm really
80:51
this one's now remember chat this one's
80:54
the one that the camera is gonna see so
80:55
you have to try a little bit harder and
80:56
also it's with your left hand because
80:58
when he was first setting up this camera
81:00
setup you went hmm
81:01
why would i ever need to think about uh
81:05
because you went it's not like anyone's
81:07
ever gonna see me
81:09
you know wearing makeup or something i
81:12
should do this with my
81:13
i should put this on the left side
81:14
because it's like you know there's
81:15
lighting that's so much better
81:18
you didn't think curse you me that
81:20
didn't think you should have put it on
81:22
the other wall
81:24
can you like try to dress up as barbie
81:26
ones
81:28
bobby yeah just like get a blonde wig
81:32
put it up in ponytail wear pink
81:34
like the doll like the like yeah
81:37
yeah like bobby bobby like bobby barbie
81:42
yeah maybe
81:45
maybe because you have the you have the
81:47
pink boots i saw that on the stream that
81:49
you had yesterday
81:50
those pink birds look maybe maybe one of
81:52
them
81:53
maybe one of them okay yesterday's
81:57
build-off thing was pretty barbie-ish
81:58
yeah that's because it was a pink wig
82:00
this is everything no that was no no no
82:03
what is what did they look like hold on
82:04
what is
82:07
hold on oh by the way what do you mean
82:08
what do they look like don't you have
82:10
them in your closet
82:12
what what do you mean the those pink
82:15
boots
82:17
yeah but no i mean the barbie thing give
82:19
me a minute i don't know
82:20
you've been interrupting me while i'm
82:21
trying to say that hold on i'm googling
82:24
it uh anyone know what barbie looks like
82:28
yes i'm googling it are you an idiot why
82:31
is she in a wheelchair
82:33
didn't even know what a barbie is wait
82:36
what the [ __ ] hold on
82:37
what just happened to this this is the
82:38
first image that pops up uh
82:41
what the [ __ ] i'm confusion a fin chat
82:45
for barbie
82:46
what oh sorry about that barbie
82:49
oh there's one with the p shirt there's
82:52
one with the
82:52
i don't know if that's the right word
82:53
for that i don't know what it is no
82:55
isn't that the hair thing
82:56
no you're watching the wrong picture no
82:59
it's the first one that pops up it is
83:01
the first one that pops up
83:03
there's a there's some girl there's a
83:05
straight that's just
83:06
a guy hey look it's me uh this bold one
83:10
do they okay basically i'm guessing
83:12
inclusivity so i'm gonna be
83:14
this one all right this is gonna be the
83:16
one i'm gonna be cool good today
83:18
i'm disappointed
83:21
rock climbing but what else is there
83:24
uh girl
83:28
uh that could be a good one
83:33
oh there you go this is this is me and
83:35
uh an a6d slash verb
83:39
warden but this is definitely me
83:43
um what else is there i'm trying to find
83:45
like the normal one
83:46
that's fairly normal that one's failing
83:48
this [ __ ] skinny as [ __ ]
83:52
[Music]
83:54
hey look it's me again
83:57
what did crap what ken is zorro kenzoro
84:01
yes
84:05
holy [ __ ] okay skinny like me
84:09
like me oh [ __ ] this is i've been
84:11
waiting for so long oh [ __ ]
84:14
my dog has an issue
84:17
it's your dog wait oh no i [ __ ] this
84:19
up
84:24
oh [ __ ] shall i just redo it
84:30
i'm just going to redo a part of that
84:31
bottom i didn't know it didn't
84:33
like barely touch my eye yesterday
84:37
yes this
84:42
is
84:57
hmm
85:09
did you hear that last breakfast i did
85:11
oh my god
85:12
can you shut up i wish you would
85:17
oh my god do i have to put you
85:19
downstairs in bed
85:21
i thought that was gonna end it can i
85:22
put you do i have to put you down
85:25
is that just me is that just me
85:29
you're too late now finn i don't know
85:31
what's wrong with you
85:32
that's not lewd that was a dead dog joke
85:36
how is that even remotely lewd
85:43
what
85:45
[Music]
85:48
okay never mind i'm too lazy
85:56
i'm so confusing that looks are you done
86:06
garbage
86:08
off okay in my defense there was a
86:11
[ __ ]
86:11
demon dog barking at me as i did it
86:18
what do you want
86:23
okay ah
86:26
who's the [ __ ] dead dog okay what do
86:28
i look like let me see because i haven't
86:30
actually seen myself on camera
86:31
you look like a freak this is
86:35
not good no it's not
86:39
what is it it's this like it's the
86:43
middle it's the start of it
86:44
oh now i understand why she barks the
86:47
cat wants to go in i'll be right back
86:51
dude every time i start saying something
86:53
he's like yeah like okay
86:57
there we go oh we good
87:01
are we good now i think i think this is
87:02
okay i think this is fine i think this
87:04
is good
87:06
put the bat take the battery out the dog
87:08
please do why do you look good though i
87:10
don't
87:10
i don't know what's happening so
87:14
right i'll get right we're doing we're
87:16
doing a poll chat
87:17
you know what we're gonna get some good
87:19
uh viewer engage
87:20
active engagement you're gonna be a part
87:22
of this
87:24
right this is what this is the decision
87:26
that you get to make
87:27
right why can it not just let me press
87:29
enter okay pull lips
87:34
lip uh red pink
87:40
gloss of some sort what else is there
87:44
i don't even think there is another one
87:46
that's all i got really i'm not very i'm
87:48
not
87:48
too prepared and then two minutes you
87:51
get two minutes to decide
87:52
you had two minutes and there's no black
87:54
i'm so sorry everyone wants black and
87:56
there's no black
88:00
did the scary donation sound again that
88:02
should be the poll
88:03
i could do that anyway
88:07
okay
88:11
okay it's red okay right it's mostly red
88:17
voting poll voting poll voting a pencil
88:19
straight up just
88:20
lead lead colored
88:25
[ __ ] you why do you do the things that
88:27
you do
88:28
good thing [ __ ]
88:32
you know what that's like on the
88:34
bordering on okay
88:38
where the [ __ ] is the poll it's at the
88:39
top of the chat i mean it's not a link
88:41
it's
88:42
just like a thing it pops up in chat
88:43
it's like poll and you click it and then
88:45
you vote
88:46
it just says lip
88:51
okay yeah it's like 120 votes 80
88:54
is red okay we'll do red we'll do red
89:00
okay
89:04
i'm on the mobile app ah you suck
89:09
uh finn headphones aren't even on the
89:11
scary wouldn't do [ __ ] i know i
89:12
put my headphones on after this though
89:15
again one of the things you're about to
89:16
watch me do i think
89:17
fairly incorrectly i don't care though
89:22
say it from your mother oh god you took
89:24
wait what
89:26
you took bag ability from her what the
89:28
[ __ ]
89:30
wait what brag what yeah
89:39
this is the color we're going with good
89:50
red
89:54
i just realized all the comments that
89:56
have been like
89:58
uh makeup tutorial when
90:02
finally getting their goddamn dues
90:13
[ __ ] me
90:21
that's fixed it also
90:24
like the is this lip bleeding yeah it's
90:26
blood this is blood i'm a [ __ ]
90:32
vampire
90:35
okay there you go
90:40
[ __ ] vampire now only
90:44
are you going out again maybe maybe
90:49
i mean yeah yeah i am
91:04
hmm
91:10
i know a lot of people do um you look
91:12
like pyro
91:16
if only i had an instagram page i think
91:18
that man only has instagram he doesn't
91:19
even have um
91:20
he doesn't even have like a twitter i
91:22
wish i could follow i wish he could
91:23
follow me on twitter
91:26
um body pillow bodybuilder
91:29
we've done
91:48
a lot of people do this with their liner
91:50
first you know to be more precise
91:53
i don't because i don't care
92:02
let's see maybe i should have
92:12
and i'm gonna get like a text saying
92:13
like you should have done it this way
92:15
you don't care
92:31
dude i was in a meeting uh today with
92:34
like a manager
92:35
i was in a meeting with like a channel
92:36
manager right they get sponsorships for
92:38
you right
92:39
and that's what they do and that the
92:42
entire
92:43
they got up to the end of the meeting
92:45
and we were talking about like oh you
92:46
did you know i've got a second channel
92:48
where i got like where i have completely
92:50
different videos
92:51
and they said i said oh is there any uh
92:55
is there any any partners you maybe want
92:57
to partner with on the second channel i
92:58
was like
92:58
i don't know what the heck you would do
93:00
on the second channel if you were gonna
93:02
get a sponsorship
93:03
um mainly because it's this and i linked
93:06
it her
93:07
and it was like you know there's videos
93:09
with millions of views on there so she's
93:10
like oh
93:11
[ __ ] could get some you know no it's
93:13
worth some money there
93:14
but like what would you do would you get
93:16
a makeup sponsorship you could get james
93:17
charles in here
93:18
you know send me send me their money
93:20
palette i don't know
93:23
morphy what's it what's it what's
93:25
another thing what's another
93:26
what's another one what's another one
93:27
that i don't know about
93:32
huda beauty
93:43
[Music]
93:44
okay now now in theory
93:48
wait are we done are we done oh [ __ ] are
93:50
we done
93:51
holy [ __ ] are we done
93:57
oh my god
94:04
we're done we're done we're done
94:12
okay oh we're not done technically
94:15
sorry okay right here's the
94:18
is is the options hey laura hey laura
94:22
hey look what okay
94:25
get on the stream are you okay with the
94:27
with this because this is what street is
94:29
what the stream wanted me to wear for
94:30
today
94:35
no
94:38
didn't do you know what a christmas
94:41
battle is
94:42
this is christmassy you you do your own
94:44
purpose want to lose
94:46
this is christmasy i don't know what
94:48
you're talking about it's so christmassy
94:50
okay fine we're gonna go we're gonna go
94:53
[ __ ] mrs claus for a minute all right
94:59
uh wait okay okay okay all right chat
95:03
now this is a story all about how you
95:05
can't watch the camera for a little
95:07
while
95:07
i'm so sorry what do we put up chat what
95:10
do we put on for videos
95:12
what are you brummie oh i'm not am i
95:14
bromide i'm not really brimming what do
95:15
we put on for a video in the meantime
95:18
um in the meantime i can sing them a
95:22
song
95:23
[Music]
95:25
i want to put what do we do in the
95:26
meantime because i'm not going to be on
95:27
camera
95:30
what were you saying laura oh wait a
95:33
laura
95:34
okay well i'm i'm not going to look at
95:35
my camera
95:37
do you want to i could i could show your
95:40
discord camera and you could talk to
95:41
chat
95:42
instead of me
95:45
elora
95:50
[Music]
95:53
okay one sec jesus christ
95:57
okay because i need to go don't turn it
96:00
on yet bye hold on hold on hold on i
96:02
need to fix my camera because i moved it
96:04
don't
96:04
don't you dare share screen right now
96:06
i'm i'm up
96:08
i'm not um
96:12
because i've got to go do you know
96:14
private things
96:17
jesus i knew you'd [ __ ] ask me about
96:19
that chat i knew you would
96:20
and there you go that's the answer you
96:22
get don't you dare [ __ ] laugh at me
96:24
chat
96:24
don't you dare if you laugh at me one
96:26
more time i'll be really mad
96:28
i'll be so mad you don't even understand
96:30
chat oh my god
96:31
thank you for the twitch prime god damn
96:33
it bladed j
96:37
you can switch it now okay
96:40
i'm gonna go get christmassy okay
96:44
i'm gonna win you're not gonna win my
96:47
christmas outfit's gonna be so much
96:48
i'm gonna win mine's gonna be dude you
96:50
don't even understand i'm gonna be like
96:52
christmas is frick nine
96:55
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
96:59
what my dude why
97:07
i've got a feeling i might have lost
97:12
oh my god hi oh it's
97:16
chat again what do you think no tell her
97:19
she's not christmassy tell her i'm going
97:20
to be more christmassy
97:22
do you like my christmas tree that's
97:24
nuts
97:25
she set up a whole last christmas tree
97:32
okay there you go you get to talk to my
97:34
chat now okay
97:36
okay i can't i'm right i'm i'm barely
97:39
thank you
97:41
you're welcome you entertain them do
97:42
something no i was talking to your chat
97:45
you get
97:45
go away you gotta you gotta do something
97:48
fun come on do do something fun
97:51
do something fun dance around i don't
97:53
know what's going on
97:55
i don't know what you're doing do
97:57
something not fun
98:13
to take over this treatment yes you know
98:16
what
98:16
today we're going to um have some
98:19
cooking streams so
98:20
we're going to eat some curves and i'm
98:22
going to shove them
98:24
in my mouth and say chubby bunny and see
98:27
how many i can shove in
98:28
you ready first one
98:31
chubby bunny i really hope someone comes
98:34
back nobody
98:36
i really hope someone new comes into the
98:37
stream and they have no clue
98:39
everybody i think that they're going to
98:41
think you all finished chubby bunny
98:44
wait wait let's do finish again small
98:46
marshmallows
98:47
yeah finish again you gotta go like
98:51
handfuls at a time but this is not gonna
98:53
be a challenge
98:56
huh
99:09
don't forget to grab some alcohol
99:12
matthew i will i will be finished again
99:16
but not quite yet you know it's great
99:20
this is going to go on forever isn't it
99:22
not british guys
99:26
girl okay my boy matt
99:30
where are you guys uh just as soon as oh
99:32
god i'm gonna puke
99:34
just as soon as she throws up we'll
99:35
start drinking
99:37
now i'ma swallow
99:41
i never throw up i swallow
99:47
okay
99:51
are you it no no no you guys were the
99:53
one thinking lude here i was actually
99:55
being serious
99:58
you said it i was thinking i was being
100:01
serious i was not being lude right now
100:03
that is on you
100:04
not me yeah blame was blame us the
100:08
people i am blaming him
100:12
well i'm not blaming you he's gonna come
100:14
to the stream and think finn said full
100:16
send on being a girl
100:18
um
100:27
okay you're ready i'm going to do some
100:28
fan fiction reading for you
100:30
laura plea please please no
100:34
wait wait no i i'm going to where i
100:37
found the fan fiction
100:39
and also i really hope someone does join
100:41
now because they're in for a hell of a
100:42
surprise when i pop onto camera
100:44
again after elora and what do
100:47
hold on we need to do some
100:50
uh [ __ ]
100:54
uh
100:59
okay i know what to do hold on
101:12
[Music]
101:14
you might want to move a bit further
101:15
back it's a bit error
101:18
decided to fight against the ewe
101:27
with their leader finn
101:30
they want to fight okay you know
101:34
this almost feels inside the battle like
101:39
they lost this this feels insulting
101:44
to a soul that was dark yesterday
101:48
again just fall
101:53
that was also as pure as light
101:58
to a soul that was this pink
102:02
as the night sky
102:06
to her soul that wanted everyone to die
102:10
okay who was this home
102:13
no way to ask well
102:17
the song was named
102:20
laura hit me up
102:26
it all comes back to you being a
102:27
degenerate
102:31
it always does oh yeah
102:34
oh yeah yeah i don't even know what that
102:36
[ __ ] means
102:44
[Music]
102:45
it sounds like the spongebob the
102:47
spongebob one
102:48
where he's the caveman with a pencil
102:51
mignolet
103:05
you guys don't like me anymore i thought
103:07
we were cool
103:10
they're cool i had to take painkillers
103:14
for my head because my
103:15
own voice is annoying to me sometimes
103:18
jesus [ __ ]
103:19
okay the things hold on
103:23
i'm going to go half and half i'm going
103:24
to be i'm going to be so christmassy but
103:26
i'm also going to appeal to chat for a
103:27
minute
103:29
no no i must sing them something what do
103:32
you want me to say
103:33
i i bet you don't want me to sing any
103:35
christmas songs
103:37
uh i'd rather you didn't
103:40
yeah no i know
103:43
it wasn't you i was asking either so
103:45
shut the [ __ ] up in
103:48
country roads that's not a christmas
103:50
song even slightly
103:56
dude i'm a barbie girl
103:59
[Music]
104:01
country rose is not a christmas song
104:04
oh you want me to do a christmas song i
104:07
don't want
104:08
i don't you don't mind i don't know
104:11
anymore
104:14
i'm trying to find some [ __ ] boxes
104:16
give me a minute
104:17
i'm not singing a christmas song
104:26
okay uh i need you to read chat for me
104:29
for a second lore
104:31
uh right now i'm gonna sing alor
104:36
what right chat i'm gonna ask you a
104:37
question laura you gotta read it because
104:38
i can't see chat
104:40
right emma uh do you want me to pop back
104:43
onto camera with or without wig
104:45
i can just spend a little bit more time
104:47
and get a wig on or i can pop back on
104:49
and show you this first
104:50
in fact i have an idea i'm just going to
104:52
do real quick
104:55
see this is a typical fin he says
104:58
oh i have a question and then he answers
105:00
the question himself
105:02
because i found a better solution right
105:06
hold on it's working on it it's slowly
105:08
figuring it out
105:09
let me sing a song there we go
105:19
[Music]
105:28
um
105:32
[Music]
105:39
[Music]
105:42
children's
105:47
[Music]
105:52
sing along
105:59
[Music]
106:10
may
106:14
[Music]
106:24
is
106:29
[Music]
106:38
just like
106:43
[Music]
106:52
my
106:54
[Music]
107:00
[Music]
107:03
i am dreaming
107:07
[Music]
107:12
with every christmas card
107:22
[Music]
107:34
christmases
107:36
hey you did good well done
107:39
also you should be further away from
107:41
your microphone i think so it doesn't
107:43
peak
107:43
it is you will have me turned up that is
107:46
not me
107:46
my microphone is it's not loud it's
107:48
peaking
107:50
well then it's not me no it's not loud
107:53
it's peaking that is you
107:55
what is peaking it's when uh the bass
107:58
like you lose detail in your voice
108:01
like uh i don't know i'll show you
108:03
peeking
108:04
this is going to be really loud and i'm
108:06
sorry
108:08
ah that's peaking it's when like
108:12
um it's it's basically i don't think
108:14
that one thing in my mic
108:16
the volume gets too loud for like you
108:18
know that for it to work
108:20
and it is not on my side so i'm not
108:22
hearing that
108:24
good lord what it is
108:29
you're saying it's my fault yes
108:34
i told you why okay that's it
108:39
i'm good
108:43
it's that you're too close to microphone
108:44
sometimes
108:46
[Music]
108:49
hold on chat i am i am attempting
108:52
to put this on
108:55
but i i changed it yesterday and i
108:59
changed it a couple days ago and it
109:01
doesn't look great
109:03
i'm gonna attempt it
109:17
dude why is this so cool
109:22
whoa bro this is so staticky
109:28
[Music]
109:31
i think i won the christmas challenge
109:33
result that's what i've done
109:35
you know what else i i see the thing is
109:38
i dress
109:39
well you saw it earlier i dressed up my
109:41
dog with the christmas outfit as well
109:43
and i also bought finn a gift a
109:46
christmas gift
109:47
what and it was really expensive
109:50
what is it i'm not talking until it's
109:55
why'd you buy me a gift i didn't get you
109:58
anything because it's
109:59
christmas but it's not christmas even
110:02
slightly
110:04
it's not even christmas though
110:07
i still bought you a gift but it's not
110:09
it was expensive
110:11
huh it was expensive gift
110:15
hey it's not the it's the thought that
110:17
counts not the price of it
110:19
sure but it was still expensive
110:24
see you better not throw it away or i'm
110:25
going to be pissed
110:27
hmm fam there was a christmas in which i
110:29
got my dad a giant
110:30
uh toblerone because he's been getting
110:33
towards every year on christmas and his
110:35
birthday because it's just like oh yeah
110:36
you know it's the chocolate that dad's
110:37
like
110:38
so he gets that like he got that every
110:40
year and i thought it'd be a funny thing
110:42
to buy him like a gigantic one and it
110:44
took the entire year to get through i
110:46
posted it on twitter because it was
110:48
good meme very very funny joke do you
110:50
really want me to tell you
110:52
then huh do you really want to know what
110:55
the gift is
110:56
a little bit do you guys want to know
111:00
what the gift is
111:01
a little bit
111:07
it's kind of funny because when i told
111:08
you it told them in
111:10
your discord that i had bought you a
111:12
gift they immediately thought it was
111:14
something lewd
111:17
it is not anything lewd okay
111:21
it's actually oh oh she's actually
111:23
giving me an update now hold on hold on
111:25
let me see if she's giving me an update
111:27
she's she's typing she's typing the
111:30
person i bought it from is typing to me
111:33
what is it
111:36
i'll let you know when she types well
111:38
i'm turning off display i'm turning off
111:40
timing not gonna lie because like she's
111:43
typing to me exactly at the same time
111:45
i'm talking about this
111:46
i'm about to try and turn on my camera
111:48
if i can attempt to
111:50
hold on i'm trying my best give me a
111:52
minute it's almost there
111:54
almost okay i think this is
111:57
almost good
112:00
oh okay i can tell you now
112:05
what is it
112:08
can you turn on camera uh
112:11
yeah but not right this second
112:16
your poopy head i'm sorry i'm
112:20
trying to kind of fix a bishop hold on
112:23
your poopy head know you when i tell you
112:27
what it is
112:28
okay please don't be anything to do with
112:30
anime
112:34
why do you go quiet
112:38
oh no just turn on your camera i'm doing
112:42
something
112:46
hold on you forgetting the point of this
112:48
stream i'm fixing this
112:50
the point of the stream was that we
112:52
originally was supposed to have a
112:54
christmas battle that
112:56
you decided to not have because you
112:58
wanted to do something else
113:02
ready three two one ta-da
113:06
it's me and you see
113:09
this is what i mean you ask for my
113:11
opinion i give you mine
113:12
you don't do my opinion because you
113:14
don't give a [ __ ] about my opinion
113:16
so why do you even ask me finn why
113:19
i don't know holy [ __ ]
113:23
and uh
113:28
it's me also this is so [ __ ] short
113:34
i'm just happy with that you did well
113:36
done well done
113:38
twerk no hundred dollars in food just to
113:42
win [ __ ]
113:43
what yeah
113:46
what did you do tell me what it is wait
113:48
hold on
113:49
let's just say i bought a lot of lots of
113:52
lots of
113:54
you got lots of cookies and milk jesus
113:56
christ yeah
113:59
it's the classic classic weave
114:04
oh my god although i click i clean this
114:06
one and it's not it's kind of
114:08
like it's like too puffy now
114:11
touching my eye just to compete
114:14
with this
114:18
shut up dude this is like [ __ ] away
114:21
all right god damn it i hate this so
114:23
much
114:23
wait idea time hold on i'm gonna make it
114:25
super christmassy
114:27
i'm gonna shush i'm gonna make i'm gonna
114:28
be christmassy i can't hear you anymore
114:37
[Music]
114:41
with everything do you know if he's even
114:44
going to do anything
114:45
what if he just bails on you and he
114:47
doesn't do [ __ ]
114:50
so so you see i i spent eight hours
114:53
decorating my
114:54
christmas tree
114:58
this sucks i even bought fruit loops i
115:02
don't eat fruit loops
115:05
who eats fruit loops why
115:09
they taste like [ __ ]
115:21
how can you fruit loops taste like
115:24
horrible
115:26
i'm ready ready ready
115:30
ready christmasy
115:37
you know what i'm done [ __ ] this
115:44
wow finn won i won
115:47
i won it i won dude thanks chat
115:51
i knew i won yay finn won i did win
115:54
wow
115:58
why is this one strand of hair just like
116:00
that i should really cut this because
116:01
it's always just in the
116:02
way i hate you but i'm still giving you
116:04
an expensive christmas gift
116:07
thank you i'm gonna return it i'm not
116:10
gonna let you pay for a gift for me
116:12
because there is no way you can return
116:14
it i will return it
116:17
you can't i will pay i will pay you back
116:19
for it in money
116:20
but it's all it's already been sent
116:25
if you pay it to me back so that makes
116:27
you
116:28
the loser if you pay me back because
116:30
you're still going to have it
116:32
make a poll for what what do a poll for
116:34
what i'll do a puff who win oh okay
116:37
right fine then my chat is going to
116:38
decide who wins
116:40
that can't go wrong oh my god man you've
116:42
been looking like a snack
116:43
thank you so much
116:47
my ten viewers are going to kick your
116:54
ass
116:58
okay do you want to hear what your
116:59
christmas gift is
117:01
yes okay so
117:04
i've bought um
117:10
uh okay done i've made it i made the
117:13
poll i made the poll
117:14
i made the poll i made the poll
117:17
i bought a art i bought art
117:21
of you where there is like two versions
117:24
of you
117:25
one with a male one with like a one
117:28
piece of your minecraft skin
117:30
and then the other one is like you as a
117:32
female
117:33
and they are like standing back to back
117:36
and then
117:37
on each side in the background it's
117:39
going to be splitted so the female side
117:41
is having like
117:41
half of the background as omegle and the
117:44
other one is having half of their
117:46
background as minecraft dude it's like
117:48
bob ross
117:49
that's so cool that's so cool sorry
117:52
that's so dope dude
117:56
i can't wait to see it i mean she's a
117:59
really good artist
118:01
i'll shout her out when she when she
118:02
mean i paid her a hundred dollars
118:04
holy [ __ ] better be good
118:11
i don't know
118:19
i don't know it's like this one's [ __ ]
118:23
like oh my god it looks fine in real
118:26
life but then as soon as you put
118:27
the hair puts pressure on it like there
118:29
and it goes up at the
118:31
middle um
118:35
i like this
118:40
oh my god my eyes are going to water if
118:41
i keep doing that okay what do we do now
118:44
cool scappy good idea let's go skeppy
118:47
congrats hold on
118:50
wait did i win i did i win i won i mean
118:53
i technically i really didn't
118:55
considering you know you're you set up a
118:57
whole christmas tree and i put on a hat
118:59
but still
119:00
we agreed that chat will decide who wins
119:03
anyone i'm kidding i'm trying to hold on
119:07
let me facetime skeppy i guess i'm not
119:10
gonna be able to
119:12
send you videos that you have to dub
119:13
over for me
119:16
i was gonna the price was gonna be that
119:19
if i win
119:20
finn would have to be a voice actor for
119:21
a whole month hey buddy
119:24
are you streaming i am can i show you
119:26
this time
119:41
i've done it every day for the last two
119:43
days
119:48
it's been two weeks
119:54
i went out um i went out in public
119:57
technically kind of but
119:59
you know not really because it was like
120:00
late at night like really late at night
120:03
but did you wear a mask no
120:06
oh wait you mean i thought you meant
120:07
like a full okay no it was there was
120:10
like no one out and also i didn't wear
120:11
it i didn't wear a corona mask
120:13
are you seeing it again tonight maybe
120:15
maybe
120:17
would you do it i have to do it okay
120:20
i mean in all face scary ones jesus
120:23
christ chat
120:24
we go chat do we go out tonight chat
120:26
chat
120:27
oh god oh for [ __ ] sake
120:31
uh we're also good i'm gonna drink a bit
120:33
as well which is gonna be very fun
120:36
oh my god
120:49
[Music]
120:52
i couldn't really go oh for [ __ ] sake
120:58
okay what are we what are we doing we're
121:00
going on another walk
121:01
we've already got listen we've already
121:02
got 300 viewers
121:04
320 viewers do i even need to you went
121:08
live way earlier today like oh [ __ ] if i
121:11
go on a walk now it's like 11. i'm gonna
121:13
take down my christmas tree
121:16
i mean yeah probably a good idea but
121:19
it's a hell of a good treat you did a
121:20
lot of lights i don't know how you've
121:21
got like
121:22
i don't know how you managed to not be
121:24
all um like
121:26
uh what's the what's the word when
121:28
people get uh very upset by flashing
121:30
lights i say very upset
121:31
see the seizure thing epilepsy i'm
121:34
surprised you can have some epilep
121:36
epilepsy finster you live in l.a right
121:39
no i do not live in l.a
121:41
why would you think i live in should we
121:42
call okay fine i'll call bad boy haley
121:44
[ __ ] it
121:46
wait i don't have his number hold on i
121:48
have his telegram
121:49
do i have a number i don't think he'll
121:52
pick up
121:55
well you better send me some anime
121:58
jingle [ __ ] you want
121:59
i can call him on the phone i'm gonna
122:02
call him on the phone
122:04
what you gotta do a shot first better
122:06
send me something
122:09
okay
122:13
it's not gonna pick up no he's not gonna
122:15
pick up
122:17
[ __ ] i don't have his number though this
122:19
is literally just
122:20
a telegram call ah damn we tried
122:24
we call your boyfriend
122:27
which one holy [ __ ]
122:31
okay do a shot first ah
122:34
all right fine we're doing this again
122:38
we're doing this again which one
122:41
where's my where's my jack daniel huh
122:48
hey you should take a shot for it i hear
122:49
they helped so much
122:52
i have work in the morning what time do
122:54
you what time are you gonna go to bed
122:58
holy [ __ ] that's my leg right there i
123:01
almost just showed you huh
123:05
i have to work a full day today because
123:07
my parents are gone
123:09
so i have to like um
123:12
i i can't work on friday so they told me
123:15
to work a full day
123:16
tomorrow so i can have free on friday
123:22
so yeah it's it's gonna be
123:26
by the way may i may i just say
123:28
something
123:29
what can i just announce something that
123:32
wouldn't happen will happen on friday
123:35
what's happening on friday
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so sorry uh i i i know it's
123:40
probably not like nice
123:43
but um on on friday i'm going to be a
123:46
part of a talent show
123:48
yeah wow that is being hosted
123:52
um phones are 99
123:55
i i think they're going to stream it but
123:57
i'm at least going to stream it i don't
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know
123:59
um but i'm a bit nervous but like if you
124:02
want to support me and stuff you can
124:03
just like join me she's got to get a
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plug-in
124:06
damn she she she sang the sang an intro
124:10
and now she gets a plug in all fair
124:11
share go watch it
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what are you doing as talent
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what are you doing as a talent sing
124:19
cool nice very cool
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anyway uh cheers
124:30
cheers uh cheers cheers
124:33
a lot cheers what you're literally the
124:36
only person in the call who would i be
124:38
talking to
124:38
dude [ __ ] it [ __ ] wow
124:42
they don't even exist it's just text on
124:44
the screen they don't even exist
124:46
they are real people they're just like i
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don't know i should really take
124:49
[ __ ] it ready
124:53
hey give me a three two one hey laura
124:55
hey laura give me a three two one
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one two three that works
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holy [ __ ] i smelled it and i'm [ __ ] okay
125:18
[ __ ]
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holy [ __ ] that was so much
125:29
i like hit my esophagus wrong
125:34
i'm great this is a great i'm having a
125:36
fun time
125:37
that went in my [ __ ] lung
125:41
where's the pepsi pepsi dead oh my god
125:44
i'm like tearing up that was so much
125:46
okay we'll do smaller ones next time
125:50
oh okay thank you matthew
125:54
everyone uh gg for matthew that made
125:56
that happen
125:57
all right are you ready for a night out
125:58
on the town
126:01
you're leaving me i mean do you want to
126:03
come with
126:05
how can i come with i don't know yet
126:08
we're going to figure that out
126:09
do you want to test it out
126:13
okay i might as well stay awake i'm
126:16
still getting oh my god i had hugs too
126:18
much and
126:19
i after my dog started barking out of
126:21
nowhere i'm like
126:23
wait there might there's a good chance
126:25
that i'm not gonna be able to bring you
126:27
with me though
126:29
i'm sorry sometimes it just doesn't work
126:32
sometimes the
126:33
connections is not good okay oh by the
126:36
way chat watch what chat watch shoes
126:37
[ __ ] it i'll let you just wait no next
126:40
donator decides what shoes i'm wearing
126:43
i don't care what the donation is but if
126:45
it's a donation then you get to decide
126:46
the shoes
126:50
what holy [ __ ]
126:54
that was so quick jack daniels anti-girl
126:56
cheers
127:03
what no i was just thinking like
127:06
you could log in to discord with a
127:09
different
127:11
accounts in the streets no it's not the
127:14
account it's the internet
127:18
like the discord's really intensive to
127:21
use as an app like
127:22
being on a phone call and also streaming
127:23
at the same time is like
127:25
not good because it will make your
127:26
connection real bad
127:28
it'll be like one fps
127:31
like see like no bits
127:34
how's that no it's still it's still
127:37
being on a phone call using the internet
127:39
it's
127:39
not a bad idea not going to work huh
127:44
dang it dang it black high heels
127:47
this i said it donate i said donate this
127:50
but i'm waiting
127:51
i'm waiting until it happens i wait
127:53
until the one dollar comes in and it
127:55
gets decided on
127:57
unless it's matthew do we pick what
127:59
matthew says
128:03
holy [ __ ] i cannot feel my lungs
128:09
i'm so i'm like trying to untangle this
128:16
zaro's one what did zara say sorry i
128:17
didn't say anything
128:19
sorry black ones black ones
128:23
could do black ones wait like the giant
128:26
ones or the or the normal-ish ones
128:29
the normal-ish ones or the giant ones
128:33
normal okay there you go normal was the
128:35
first one i saw
128:39
call 860 i i could call a 60 for a
128:41
second
128:42
not for long why the [ __ ] is this so
128:45
hard to unroll
128:50
i don't want to d i don't want to ditch
128:52
your laura though
128:54
heels donated the highest heels for
128:57
[ __ ] sake
128:59
oh my god
129:02
your name's heals that's a conflict of
129:04
interest
129:06
bro why do you not want to unravel the
129:09
way that you
129:09
are bro
129:15
you know it's fine you can't ditch me
129:18
i can ditch you
129:21
i might need to to do it to do an irl
129:23
stream
129:25
because it's this i'm gonna just lay
129:27
down in bed and watch your stream until
129:29
i fall asleep because it's going to be
129:31
so boring
129:32
oh without me being there you know oh
129:35
okay that does make sense
129:38
yeah you know yeah yeah no it's don't
129:41
worry last time i almost got kidnapped
129:42
by a van
129:44
you know that was interesting i fell
129:46
asleep through that i actually had your
129:47
stream open
129:48
but i was asleep so i didn't hear
129:50
anything that that that's
129:52
that's kind of that's that's kind of
129:53
offensive kind of offended by that
129:56
well i you should probably not bring you
129:59
with you in case you're being kidnapped
130:01
the highest stills the giants
130:03
jesus christ okay basically everyone
130:05
just said the giant black ones
130:07
we're doing that okay fine the giant
130:09
black ones
130:10
at least they're warm that's the one
130:12
celesti had me do
130:14
no hello hey ben what what's up
130:19
just a little tip when you go outside
130:22
um you should always put on the the
130:25
tracker for your phone okay well i mean
130:28
i'm streaming and i'll have one friend
130:30
have access to it
130:31
in case something happens uh no i'll be
130:35
fine
130:35
i'm just telling you right now it is a
130:37
good thing to have
130:39
no but seriously
130:42
i'm not i'm not even joking at this
130:43
point
130:45
you know what yeah i'll be fine
130:50
i'm fine okay fine i will i'll put on my
130:53
i'll put on my tracker you know just in
130:55
case that van pulls up
130:56
dude what if we see the same van yo what
130:59
if we see the same van
131:02
chat it's like i know
131:05
i know stream is watching and stuff but
131:07
they don't know your location
131:09
yeah that's the reason why i'm coming
131:10
here in case something happens
131:12
i know i know yeah so
131:15
i'm like i know i'm
131:18
i'm safe i'm prepared i'm very safe i'm
131:21
a safe guy
131:22
also by the way yeah if you don't do it
131:25
i will be watching a stream and if you
131:27
you know what you give me access to it
131:29
hell no you're not seeing where i live
131:33
i'll give my friend it don't worry where
131:35
i live as well i will give my best
131:37
friend
131:38
access to it it's fine you're better
131:41
it's fine okay um
131:45
right giant black one say it's fine and
131:48
then all of a sudden it happens
131:49
it's fine
132:04
i'll make friends with the guys in the
132:06
van it'll be fine
132:10
stream okay i'll see you
132:13
i'm gonna drop something happens oh my
132:16
god please
132:17
if he talks if he even talks [ __ ] about
132:20
me clip it and send me on this phone
132:22
okay
132:23
he's like i'm going out i'm really
132:26
i'm leaving people like here
132:29
he disappears i'm gonna leave he's not
132:31
lifting up okay i left
132:36
i'm so sorry but i want to take the
132:38
headphones off
132:39
because i've got to go do this also do
132:41
you like the santa hat
132:43
we're going in the santa hat okay let me
132:45
get the stream chat open let me uh elora
132:48
is
132:48
definitely still here okay
132:51
lol rude i'm so sorry okay um
132:56
where's my big old stream chat hold on
133:01
i'm trying to make this stream stream
133:04
big
133:07
there we go
133:10
borrow a person i already have one
133:12
carrot take a knife i'm not going to
133:14
take a knife that's
133:16
that's that's not good also i have one
133:18
look at
133:21
but i have one
133:24
look it should i take this [ __ ] it we'll
133:27
take this one
133:31
chatz wants to know if you got a leather
133:33
jacket to go with the dress i don't
133:35
[ __ ] i don't have a jacket [ __ ] man
133:40
i don't have a jacket do i need a jacket
133:41
should i have got a jacket
133:43
dude i should have got a jacket
133:47
oh my god this is a metal train it's so
133:49
cold oh
133:51
it's so cold holy [ __ ] oh it's so cold
133:55
dude when the [ __ ] metal touches the
133:56
skin holy [ __ ]
133:59
i feel like a man now i'm so [ __ ] oh
134:02
my god
134:03
cool okay cool oh holy [ __ ] it's so cold
134:07
you know what i don't need one of these
134:08
i don't need this it's so cold i don't
134:10
need it
134:11
i don't need it i don't need it i don't
134:12
need it holy mother of g wait this is
134:15
cold
134:15
it's kind of cold um what's warm what do
134:18
i have that's warm
134:21
[Music]
134:24
uh
134:28
uh nothing really that's helpful
134:32
that's so helpful uh
134:35
hmm
134:38
damn i don't have anything
134:48
what about like
134:52
do i like a coat i really have i mean i
134:54
could wear a coat but it kind of defeats
134:55
the purpose of it i guess
134:57
ah hmm what do i what
135:01
what are we doing he can't even handle
135:04
the chain he'll be without a jacket
135:06
fine you guys really want a jacket let
135:08
me try
135:09
give a minute
135:27
okay here's my jacket it's the best i
135:30
got
135:31
is the best i've got is the best i've
135:34
got
135:34
right it's green though it's not going
135:37
to match
135:38
okay
135:42
holy [ __ ]
135:46
yeah what do you thunk you know
135:49
it's my this is mine you know with or
135:52
without
135:53
with or without with or without
135:57
eh i know it's a bit of an it's not that
136:00
great
136:02
it's not that great
136:05
without with with without it's all right
136:08
it's not great huh
136:09
without yeah yeah [ __ ] it
136:13
give it up okay
136:16
we'll do that and we'll do [ __ ] it you
136:18
know what
136:20
let's go get the
136:26
[ __ ] like where's my other one where'd
136:29
the other ones go
136:30
where'd you go
136:34
where did you come from with it
136:39
come from there
136:54
what right there
137:02
oh it's there what the [ __ ] i'm stupid
137:05
oh my god
137:07
i'm so dumb okay
137:10
and then [ __ ] it
137:16
just check out places that are open
137:18
there's nowhere open did you
137:19
did you not see where i went before
137:21
there's nowhere
137:23
open nowhere
137:26
you don't see my last stream you fake
137:28
fan you a fake fan
137:31
cyber twister i would love to
137:34
see finn's room clean uh
137:38
yeah you know it's like the same as my
137:39
normal room but like waist
137:41
way bigger because most of the garbage
137:44
takes up maybe like
137:46
most of the space
137:50
hold on oh [ __ ]
137:57
there good
138:01
jesus christ
138:08
what the [ __ ] you gay or do you just
138:10
like men [ __ ] you zara
138:21
wait what did i do something oh jesus
138:23
did i like oh okay
138:24
i thought i'd put it over wrong okay
138:25
headphones cool
138:32
okay
138:37
get shoes you could run in wait
138:42
pose for thumbnail pose for thumbnail
138:49
holy [ __ ] holy god lord
138:56
also i noticed how like the views slowly
138:59
start going up as i'm about to go
139:00
outside
139:01
just like you know prepared yourself
139:04
ah [ __ ] sake
139:09
oh no oh no oh
139:12
no there we go oh
139:15
done i'm done i'm done
139:18
i'm done okay um
139:23
there you are and
139:27
there you are
139:34
i like i'll show you a stream
139:38
kind of holy [ __ ]
139:42
ah okay okay
139:47
fine right we should be able
139:50
if i close all my apps jesus christ
139:56
look at that by the way it's so
140:00
much it's so short it's so short
140:08
okay streamlabs okay
140:11
good good oh no
140:18
okay let's do this thing you ready
140:21
because i'm ready i'm taking my little
140:23
multi-tool you know just in case
140:25
i'll do that there you go good
140:30
terrible okay okay i'm gonna end the
140:32
stream i'm gonna be back in a second
140:35
see you in a sec bye