00:02
hmm
00:06
no no it's trying i can see the fps
00:10
counter up there
00:11
it's almost good
00:17
okay should we try this one last time
00:22
okay [ __ ] it reality is often
00:23
disappointing
00:25
i'm sorry
00:36
okay second try robert
00:40
i'm going outside again
00:56
my friend's a big fan hold on she's a
00:58
really big fan
01:01
she's a really big fan thanks yeah i'm
01:04
guessing you're just videotaping me and
01:05
it's not actually your friend
01:07
no it's yeah no i don't think it is i
01:09
think you're just trying to film this
01:12
so you know you can put on tech talk or
01:14
something no i don't post them so you
01:16
put so you put on your social medias
01:18
the interwebs maybe the facebooks yeah
01:21
i'm a big facebook despicable despicable
01:24
crazy terrible
01:25
bad friend bad sister
01:32
you know what this is why this is why i
01:35
i suggest never having a sister get rid
01:38
of them
01:39
cut them out of your life cut toxicity
01:42
out of your life
01:45
okay are we good now oh basically all i
01:49
had to do was restart the stream again
01:51
but this time using 4g
01:55
and also i don't know whether you know
01:57
this but it is impossibly hard to walk
01:59
well after
02:00
after a couple shots and working after a
02:03
rather large shot and also in [ __ ]
02:06
six inch heels
02:08
but listen i hope you all are following
02:10
along this was originally an ego
02:11
tutorial
02:13
look like i was like the vlogger in me
02:15
right now
02:16
dude this was originally an ego tutorial
02:19
so hopefully you guys have been
02:20
following along
02:21
now on your walk you might want to do
02:23
something different to me you may not
02:24
want to wear the same choker maybe not
02:26
the same wig
02:27
maybe not the same uh hat you know
02:30
but on your walk just always make sure
02:33
to have fun
02:36
holy [ __ ] oh
02:40
and also it is like three hours earlier
02:42
than i went out last time
02:44
and people aren't exactly asleep yet it
02:46
might be night time
02:48
people aren't asleep yet it's
02:51
this is kind of
02:55
a little bit scary just a tad
02:59
high heels six inch dude they're so tall
03:02
they're so tall
03:03
they're so incredibly tall oh my god
03:08
yeah i can already feel this being more
03:10
of a strain on my legs
03:12
than the last cup it's already tripped
03:15
i've already [ __ ] tripped
03:21
it's midnight there yeah it's midnight
03:23
but the thing is people are going to bed
03:25
later and later
03:26
this is kind of watching tv that's my
03:28
[ __ ] neighbor
03:30
is that a car is that a car coming down
03:33
my road
03:34
please don't come down my road so please
03:36
don't come down
03:39
i'm scared i tried to turn the head okay
03:43
this is already a disaster
03:47
my god i'm trying to think about like
03:51
all this [ __ ] i'm trying to think about
03:54
all the [ __ ] that's happened
03:55
in my little little road here
04:01
in fact you know what last episode the
04:03
first time we did this
04:04
i told you about last episode here we
04:06
ship first time we did this i told you
04:08
about my my schooling
04:10
you know second time told you about all
04:13
the crimes
04:15
crimes that's happened here
04:18
what should we talk about now
04:23
all of my my city is the strangest
04:25
little city for the stuff like this
04:28
because it's
04:31
it's like it's one of those cities
04:33
that's really known for being kind of
04:35
violent
04:36
uh there's even though we don't have
04:38
guns in the uk
04:40
we have like i think like three
04:42
shootings
04:43
which is tons to us but also didn't all
04:46
the shootings stop
04:47
now that all the uh finn's ted talk yeah
04:50
in fact i'll tell you about what should
04:53
we ah damn
04:55
i tell you about uh my time in a level
04:59
because that's a whole thing so i told
05:01
you about so our school system in the uk
05:04
it goes this is so short i'm like really
05:08
oh our school system in the uk
05:12
it works like this it goes primary
05:15
school
05:15
secondary school college slash a level
05:18
then university
05:20
and to an american that's like middle
05:23
school high school
05:24
college high school makes up high school
05:26
in america makes up both of our
05:29
secondary school and college slash a
05:31
level
05:32
because it's when you graduate when you
05:34
turn 18 or when you are 18 sorry not
05:36
when you turn it
05:37
you graduate just because your age car
05:40
oh no
05:43
[Music]
05:50
dude every single person that turns
05:51
around is like they're like
05:53
i see them in their cargo [ __ ] as
05:55
they go by
06:00
does he stop [ __ ] turning around
06:04
please don't okay
06:08
let me tell you about my a-level dice
06:11
i'm going to be calling it a-level but
06:12
for you all americans
06:14
just think college so
06:17
also i think think senior year high
06:20
school sorry
06:21
so in my a level
06:25
we had it was a whole different thing it
06:26
was a whole separate school
06:28
it was attached to a high school because
06:30
it was technically a sixth form
06:31
again just more [ __ ]
06:34
more more different terms but either way
06:36
was that still high school
06:38
and that high school was incredibly
06:41
prestigious also
06:43
darkness
06:47
the high school was incredibly
06:48
prestigious um
06:50
it was one of those like rich person
06:52
areas for example when we were in the
06:54
science lab
06:55
you could look across the street and you
06:57
could see a mansion
06:59
with like two lamborghinis no sorry a
07:01
lamborghini a ferrari and a tesla
07:02
outside
07:03
which was like damn that's a pretty rich
07:06
guy's house
07:07
if i do say so myself so when we were
07:10
there
07:12
well okay me being from uh not the
07:14
richard i'm not even [ __ ]
07:16
i'm not even like i'm not even i'm not
07:18
well off i'm not really rich
07:20
at all but the thing is oh sorry no i'm
07:23
not
07:23
sorry i'm inside i'm not really poor at
07:25
all i was like middle and middle of the
07:27
road
07:28
i'm comfortable i'm definitely not rich
07:31
and i'm definitely not like poverty but
07:33
the way that they look to me in the rich
07:35
person school
07:36
was that like oh my god you came from
07:39
there
07:41
i was the only one that came from my
07:42
school to their school by the way one
07:44
guy
07:45
i was the only person that came from my
07:47
old school the really bad one
07:49
to their good school wow my lag holy
07:52
[ __ ]
07:52
lagging a little bit maybe so i was the
07:55
only one that came from there
07:57
which sucks so much because they treat
07:59
you like the other kid
08:01
i don't know either way um
08:04
you get used to that or at least sorry
08:05
they get used to you pretty quickly
08:07
oh my god okay remember that one time i
08:10
walked past here
08:11
and i said oh wait my friend lives here
08:13
his lights are all on
08:15
like his entire house and his windows
08:17
are all open
08:18
like i'll show you see that one with the
08:22
lights on
08:24
that's him oh no
08:27
oh no
08:32
oh no oh let me make sure i look good
08:34
you make sure
08:35
my bulbs are pushed up
08:40
my god oh i stepped in a pothole dude
08:43
the reason why i walk on the roads
08:44
because it's flat
08:45
it's so much more flat than the pavement
08:48
you know it's just castle running not
08:50
people
08:52
anyway so
08:56
when i was in there when i was there
08:57
right you'd go through this you go
09:00
through the schooling system and when i
09:01
showed up i got it on a late
09:02
late uh acceptance thing so
09:06
i would go you would i thought i was
09:09
going to do really badly in my gcses
09:11
which is how you get into a level
09:12
you you passed this test oh sorry you
09:15
get you get the
09:16
your entire school it leads up to
09:18
getting a predicted grade so you get
09:20
your predicted grade
09:21
and then you reach out to other colleges
09:23
high schools or whatever for your
09:24
americans and you say hey
09:26
i'm about to get an a on this test can i
09:28
get into your school
09:29
or you say hey i'm about to get a bunch
09:31
of c's
09:33
mind like lending me a hand bud you know
09:36
and mine was really bad i was not a very
09:39
good student at all
09:40
i was like i was predicted all like
09:44
failing grades almost like not even
09:47
enough to get into like the bad school
09:50
that was one of the options so and uh
09:54
i was really stressed out about that i
09:55
mean yes my parents about that now
09:57
they'd say like holy [ __ ]
09:58
you should have known this guy he was
10:02
it was it was not fun it was really not
10:04
fun i was very upset
10:06
but i wasn't gonna get in but
10:09
when i actually took the test and i went
10:12
oh okay
10:13
i graduated i got that i got the little
10:15
i got my marks
10:17
i graduated from my school i got my
10:19
marks in look how many different
10:21
there are so many more cars now
10:24
like but um before like
10:29
remember before where i just stood in
10:31
the middle of this road
10:33
oh [ __ ] should we go down the route to
10:34
my secondary let's do that
10:37
that sounds like fun
10:40
[ __ ] me there's more cars i've got to
10:42
wait in the middle of the road one thing
10:44
oh [ __ ] please make my skirt looks
10:47
longer than it is
10:50
okay hold on i'll end up doing like a
10:54
wide shot in a second
10:56
i'll show you i'll show you what i look
10:57
like right now
11:00
do you have a wig cap on please answer
11:02
me i've asked multiple times
11:04
i do i do i do indeed uh can i even go
11:07
down there
11:10
hold on i can't even see there's a van
11:14
in the way
11:15
please oh my god this is riding up so
11:18
much
11:19
[ __ ] me there's like no street lamps
11:24
okay i'll go down the way that is
11:25
actually lit i'll go down here i'll get
11:26
on the main road
11:28
are the cars loud by the way i don't
11:29
know if they're allowed to you
11:32
van it's the van it's a white van this
11:35
time the last one was black
11:37
this one was a black fan so i'll know
11:39
the difference trust me it was a black
11:41
van with a ladder
11:42
on top
11:45
lmao verb dude verb's gonna be
11:49
i don't know if verb appreciates these
11:51
memes
11:52
okay where's like a good area that you
11:54
could actually see me if i put my phone
11:56
down on probably like here actually
11:59
yeah um
12:02
if i put it there oh my god i'm on the
12:05
dirt
12:08
okay
12:11
we're out like that
12:19
okay good enough
12:24
all right [ __ ] see this am i
12:27
like full screen now
12:28
i don't know whether i am or not
12:33
it is so short it's so short
12:47
i'm sorry guys it's gonna get stolen
12:51
no no okay
12:55
we're gonna go down on a walk i haven't
12:57
gone this way before
12:58
right so basically i go into this school
13:02
and late acceptance is called so
13:06
i go i go into the i go into the school
13:08
they don't know
13:09
like oh sorry no i get my results back i
13:12
do
13:12
just well enough to get into the school
13:14
like i mean they ask for a certain
13:16
amount of b
13:16
grades and i got the exact amount of b
13:19
so cold holy [ __ ] i should have bought
13:22
oh this is so cool it's like underneath
13:24
the tree
13:25
cool ah [ __ ] leaf
13:28
my other friend lives down here [ __ ] one
13:30
of my friends live here as well
13:33
so i well i could call my friend right
13:37
now
13:37
no he's definitely up but i don't know
13:39
what i literally haven't spoke to him in
13:41
like
13:41
a very long time i don't know whether
13:44
it's a smart plan
13:46
anyway definitely doesn't know how i do
13:49
this
13:50
probably wouldn't recognize me actually
13:53
so
13:54
i i got a late acceptance
13:57
i got in on late acceptance to the
13:59
school
14:00
uh so i called them up and i said hey
14:02
please please let me in i got the right
14:04
grades please
14:06
and they said fine so they let me into
14:09
the school
14:10
they say all right just show up on this
14:12
day and it was literally just a
14:13
secretary that i was talking to i didn't
14:14
speak to the
14:15
dean of admissions or anything i just
14:16
spoke to the secretary she was like just
14:18
show up
14:18
i come in i show up on the date and they
14:22
don't have any note for me
14:23
they have no like record of me supposed
14:26
to be there they
14:27
have nothing that says that i was
14:28
supposed to be on my system nothing
14:30
nothing at all it's like holy [ __ ]
14:34
have i just like dipped out of another
14:36
school do i have no school now
14:38
i'm just sitting there waiting for my
14:39
name to be called i never call my name
14:42
like who the [ __ ] are you and i was like
14:45
i was just told to
14:46
i was just told to come in today i don't
14:48
know whether i'm supposed to be here
14:50
i was just stopped to come in and then
14:52
uh
14:54
they and then they go and live and then
14:57
some for some [ __ ] reason they just
14:58
went i must have been a mistake and they
15:00
let me in
15:02
so anyway got into this school by a
15:04
complete fluke
15:07
stopped oh it's a milkman
15:12
i got into the school on a complete
15:13
fluke
15:22
oh my god the milk truck my milk truck
15:45
[Music]
15:52
cool nailed it uh
15:56
so got in by complete fluke
16:00
uh and then the entire rest of the
16:02
school year
16:03
i was i was doing youtube at the time
16:06
and so i started off doing youtube i
16:08
knew how to edit
16:09
really are you know how to edit pretty
16:10
well and so i decided i take
16:13
uh i take psychology computer science
16:15
because i like computers and i already
16:17
did psychology as i said before
16:18
i took maths so i get to make a bunch of
16:21
freud jokes
16:22
now like a bunch of them like oh okay
16:24
you like
16:25
hmm oh have you ever heard of the freud
16:27
oh [ __ ] you guys have let me educate you
16:29
about freud
16:30
sigmund freud he was a man
16:34
did a [ __ ] ton of cocaine
16:37
he's the man that did a [ __ ] cocaine
16:39
and he basically just
16:40
made up theories for [ __ ] he was
16:43
credited for
16:44
so many leaps
16:47
he was credited for a lot of stuff like
16:50
he's done a lot of he's done a lot of
16:51
good stuff he's also come up with a lot
16:53
of weird theories
16:54
you know like uh for example
16:57
when a girl's born i'm simplifying this
17:00
when a girl's born and the reason why
17:03
they develop
17:04
sexual attractions to ben
17:08
or at least they should do because you
17:09
know being gay is so wrong and all
17:11
you know it was back in those days
17:16
we didn't go so wrong and all they
17:18
developed sexual attractions to a man
17:21
in fact one of the points to disprove it
17:22
was that gay people exist they develop
17:24
sexual attraction to a man
17:26
because they are envious
17:29
of their dad's penis
17:33
because their dad has penis and they
17:36
want a penis
17:37
and that's why they like men because
17:39
they have penises i mean i guess that is
17:41
why
17:41
girls like the guys but but the point
17:44
being
17:44
that it's yeah that was actually his
17:48
theory
17:49
lag oh [ __ ] yeah right anyway
17:53
that was his theory he was probably
17:55
right i mean
17:57
he was probably completely correct oh
17:58
dude taking my headphones is such a
18:00
makes such a difference in my sound okay
18:03
he's probably completely correct because
18:05
if you think about it
18:06
you know girls like peen that has
18:12
gotta take that seriously yeah by the
18:14
way same thing for guys out there
18:16
um by the way the reason why you like
18:18
women is because your man's a woman
18:20
and you like your mom because [ __ ] what
18:24
was it
18:24
no okay here's what it is if you're a
18:26
guy the reason why guys like girls is
18:28
because
18:30
uh when you're a guy and your your dad
18:33
is basically banging your mom
18:35
and like dude that's your mom and [ __ ]
18:36
right like that's kind of that's kind of
18:38
[ __ ] up
18:39
you don't want someone else banging you
18:45
you're not someone banging your mom and
18:46
you're like dad
18:48
bro quit it and then
18:51
and you spend your life trying to [ __ ]
18:53
your mom is what sigmund freud
18:56
probably said uh and basically like
18:59
that's the reason why you like girls and
19:00
that's the thing of like
19:02
guys are attracted guys are attracted to
19:05
girls that like
19:06
are similar to their mom that's where
19:07
that came from because you're constantly
19:09
trying
19:10
to bang your mom psychology 101 everyone
19:13
also let me make this longer perfect
19:17
you're constantly trying to bang your
19:18
mum did you know that because i did and
19:20
that was burned into my brain
19:24
now every time that gets brought up in
19:26
class the psychology teacher is just
19:27
like well
19:28
you know he was a little bit he might
19:31
have taken some chemicals
19:33
you know make him make him think a
19:34
little bit differently to the rest of us
19:36
when he was coming up with his theories
19:43
oh bad boy hello just messaged me on
19:45
telegram ooh
19:46
i'm guessing he just figured out what's
19:48
happening my bad
19:51
hi bad boy halo how you doing
19:54
i'm uh i'm just chilling what about you
19:57
oh no oh there's a bus there
20:01
should we get on a bus
20:04
no that's a bad plan
20:09
dude the bus stops at my stop right now
20:12
i think it's waiting for me
20:19
no
20:24
sorry i had to wave it on it was like
20:28
[ __ ] hell there's like three people
20:29
on the bus he was
20:31
he stopped for me i was like no no go go
20:34
go go go go
20:37
no i couldn't get on the [ __ ] bus i
20:39
don't know where it goes
20:41
what if i just get on the [ __ ] bus
20:42
it's like just takes me to the opposite
20:44
side of town i have to walk
20:45
[ __ ] back like this no
20:50
i'm not i'm not that committed i thought
20:53
the bus
20:53
dude this is early because the buses are
20:56
still [ __ ]
20:56
running oh my god im getting a bus in
21:00
corona times dude
21:02
bad idea i know bad plan it just takes
21:05
me like five miles away from home
21:07
sometimes i do that i fell asleep
21:09
remember i told you that story
21:11
of um i went to i was going to i every
21:15
every uh
21:16
every time i go sorry every in year 11
21:19
or sorry you're 10.
21:20
you have to do a work placement right
21:23
when you're doing the work placement you
21:24
have to get i had to get the bus into
21:26
town
21:26
i was not very lucky i had to go and get
21:29
the boss myself
21:30
and so i told you that story by that
21:32
creepy guy i found on the bus well
21:34
that creepy guy i found on the bus the
21:36
car behind me no
21:38
creepy guy i found on the bus on that
21:40
same bus route