00:06
jesus
00:14
i
00:31
good audio all right
00:38
yo i'm a mess look at this
00:41
i'm a mess right now
00:45
hold on let me get something up that you
00:47
can you can look at that's not me
00:49
for a minute okay
00:53
uh let's do that and then i'll be
00:56
no [ __ ] you
01:00
and then transform fit screen
01:05
fin cam there we go
01:10
okay okay holy [ __ ]
01:15
right let me just give me a minute
01:19
okay i'm gonna put that over
01:26
oh you owe me that no
01:30
no it was not ow
01:35
everything hurts everything hurts
01:38
i am upset uh my eyelashes managed to
01:42
i had to take my eyelash off i'm upset
01:46
frankly no frankly i'm upset and no it
01:49
was not a good walk
01:50
frick you i don't like you zaro you know
01:52
you're not my you know what you're
01:54
you're
01:54
you're i'm taking i'm taking the star
01:57
bit away from your symp roll on discord
02:01
because you suck
02:06
that waistline though
02:09
thanks matthew
02:14
holy [ __ ]
02:23
thanks for the 100 bits i feel like you
02:25
know
02:26
thank you you met you made up for it
02:30
also yes i watch logan paul every now
02:32
and then
02:33
i like physics what's a good video to
02:35
watch
02:36
what's a good video to watch in the
02:38
meantime as i'm doing this
02:41
oh look he made another one yeah he made
02:45
another one
02:46
in the same set i don't know how bad
02:47
actually tree mc trincy is
02:49
but still my arch nemesis james [ __ ]
02:53
charles
02:53
my arch nemesis i'm gonna i'm gonna beat
02:55
his entire thing the golden star i got
02:58
in primary
03:01
what do you want to watch techno
03:04
streaming
03:05
i don't care that he's streaming i'm not
03:06
going to stream his stream
03:09
techno suck
03:13
okay new minute i'm going to reapply
03:16
this eyelash you know it's still how to
03:17
be an ego
03:18
it's tough work guys it really is
03:49
and
03:53
and bam
03:59
easy as pie it's almost like i spent an
04:01
hour doing it before
04:06
holy [ __ ] okay
04:13
holy [ __ ] ow ow ow ow ow
04:16
we've got to do a couple things gotta do
04:19
a couple things
04:22
so give me just a sec
04:27
there we go holy [ __ ]
04:31
perfect she is finn
04:35
how about oh [ __ ] off later
04:39
yeah i will you know i will you know
04:40
it'll warm me up but i gotta do some
04:43
stuff first
04:44
i gotta quickly uh i gotta quickly do
04:46
some stuff first
04:47
because jesus christ
04:50
anyway how's your days going everyone
04:53
everyone going along
04:54
what's your scappy oh jesus christ we'll
04:56
just get your bbh video
04:57
i figured you won the whiskey after that
04:59
walk i do i'm so
05:01
like i'm having a great time
05:10
um when did i do
05:14
oh okay that one
05:18
i think yeah okay
05:22
gotta quickly delete this
05:27
there we go done
05:30
okay i can talk now jesus christ
05:35
call a16 okay i'll call i-16 now where's
05:38
a60
05:39
do i'm on discord i wonder
05:46
hey i do have my discord
05:50
is he online he is online
05:54
oh whoops whoops
05:57
hi i'm messaging him i'm gonna try and
06:01
get into a call with my
06:02
with my bff
06:06
call him let me call him
06:11
will he pick up though will he pick up
06:14
though
06:15
isn't picked up yet god
06:19
hello cool he usually scared me what's
06:21
up hey what's up man
06:23
i can't hear you why okay now i can i
06:26
think
06:26
how are you yes i'm good and you
06:31
i'm doing great let me just let me
06:33
quickly uh
06:35
quickly increase your hey do you mind
06:37
being on stream right now
06:39
no good
06:45
hello yes are you looking at discord
06:50
yeah i know
06:53
where's my date
06:55
[Music]
06:59
i'm white i don't know why but i was
07:01
sure that that's what
07:03
that that was what you were gonna ask
07:05
ask me the question
07:10
hey finn hey do you want to be my
07:12
girlfriend
07:14
i never thought you'd ask oh my god
07:19
i would i so that's what we are creating
07:23
right now right
07:24
yeah we're creating some awful
07:25
fanfictions as we speak i think
07:28
oh my god jesus christ pay attention to
07:30
what we say
07:32
no i'll make this worse for you dude we
07:34
get we
07:35
now we're gonna get married we're gonna
07:36
we're gonna all have cats we're gonna we
07:38
have a cat family
07:40
uh we're gonna both have youtuber play
07:44
buttons because we're both
07:45
so cool both be pinned upon the living
07:48
room
07:48
the his and hers
07:53
just creating the background for
07:54
whatever art comes out our arts
07:56
comes out of this
08:01
oh my god this eyelash has been giving
08:03
me trouble all day
08:05
i saw a clip i didn't see the other day
08:07
like
08:08
you just put your phone at some place
08:11
and you just run
08:12
yeah the zoom i was like what
08:17
oh on a daily basis maybe
08:20
uh run in heels no i i try my best not
08:24
to
08:26
it's it's dangerous oh my god
08:32
i'm trying to like get my chat to pop
08:33
out so i so i can like look at chat
08:35
while i'm doing this
08:36
but um wait what the [ __ ]
08:41
where's my wait why isn't that there why
08:43
not what
08:44
oh wait this is the wrong thing finn was
08:46
probably supposed to be a girl but
08:47
something went wrong
08:49
shut up no this something went so
08:53
i'm not no oh my god
08:56
i'm not gonna lie to you this has been a
08:58
significantly less
08:59
less fun outing experience than um
09:02
than usual the my the my usual uh
09:06
you know going out experience i'm having
09:09
a bad time
09:13
i'm not having fun my my god damn my
09:16
everything hurts
09:17
like my my feet hurt my legs hurt my
09:20
makeups [ __ ] uh goddamn i was i'm cold
09:24
i'm still cold
09:25
turn his volume up yeah sure i got you
09:28
uh
09:28
if i can yep
09:31
okay how are you a6 what have you been
09:34
doing today i'm
09:35
i'm doing good it was like i i had your
09:38
stream on like one screen and was like
09:40
oh my god why is it doing this
09:47
if it helps i'm taking a break from it
09:49
for like a week i'm not going on another
09:51
walk for a long time
09:52
[Laughter]
09:56
why do you even do that
09:59
you know you know i don't know
10:02
it's because i'm i don't know sometimes
10:04
it gets really hot in my house i feel
10:06
like going money
10:08
yeah i mean yeah money
10:14
money [ __ ] like oh my god
10:19
sorry reason zorro yeah my my top donut
10:22
and my simp
10:23
it's putting me through bad times i'm so
10:25
cold i'm so cold
10:27
i my arms are freezing
10:32
oh my god i'm procrastinating for this
10:35
stream
10:36
good get a hot drink that means i have
10:38
to stand up again
10:40
rub his arms a60 god damn this is crazy
10:42
yeah this has already created him some
10:43
stuff we shouldn't have
10:45
yeah we told you to put on a jacket i
10:47
know
10:50
i'm aware i know you told me to do it i
10:53
know that i am wrong here but i don't
10:55
care
10:58
oh my god what are we what are we even
11:01
doing right now what do we do now
11:03
i don't even know
11:09
jack daniels will warm you up
11:12
drinking stream holy [ __ ]
11:16
i feel like i might want to get out of
11:17
this and then do a regular stream 20
11:20
of this chat is just harney watch out
11:21
yeah i know
11:23
i'm very i'm very i'm very much aware of
11:25
that
11:26
playing minecraft i'm trying to think
11:27
about the people that just like randomly
11:29
find your stream into the just chatting
11:31
section
11:31
exactly they just click i love those
11:34
people
11:34
who's this guy i love those people like
11:37
even that one is finn or a dude is being
11:39
a dude or a girl i'm a guy i mean let me
11:41
i'm a dude
11:43
lolf in 60. no no
11:46
those people are the best because every
11:47
now and then they'll come into the
11:48
stream and they'll just be like
11:50
what the [ __ ] is this what is it i've
11:52
had one guy say this is sin
11:54
uh straight this is sin
11:57
i've had uh there's been a few i like
11:59
them
12:00
there's every now and then someone
12:02
clicks this thing and they find it and
12:03
they um
12:04
they get their brain a little bit messed
12:05
up
12:07
oh my god i did my i did my makeup on
12:10
stream today
12:12
yeah i saw it oh
12:15
did you follow along
12:20
oh no he saw that as well yeah i think i
12:23
was saying like
12:24
let's not let that let's not let any of
12:27
my friends see this
12:28
i'm so [ __ ] cold i'm gonna be better
12:30
give me a sec i feel like i'm gonna put
12:31
on a
12:33
jacket i'm gonna put on my photos
12:38
oh my god
12:43
what did you just do i hit my elbow on
12:46
the door
12:50
don't laugh at me i'm [ __ ] breaking
12:53
up with you
12:54
wait that's too late for the castle
12:57
i'm breaking up with you
13:01
do you want my scappy hoodie yeah give
13:03
me your hoodie no actually no
13:06
good no don't please don't get no no no
13:10
god damn it no t-o-s-t-o-s
13:15
t-o-s-t os t-o-s-t-o-s
13:18
get on with the show t.o.s.t.o
13:22
he's cut i didn't i i didn't pause it i
13:25
promise you
13:25
oh there it is hi this is what my
13:27
internet is yeah it just crashed when i
13:29
was like giving you my hoodie oh thank
13:30
you
13:31
thanks for the hoodie it's so warm it's
13:34
so cold
13:35
hold on oh my god you can wear my
13:38
sweatshirt
13:42
god damn dude
13:45
oh hey quick tip uh don't
13:48
uh don't like shave your legs and then
13:51
go out dressed as a woman
13:53
in the shortest dress ever okay it's
13:55
really that's
13:56
awesome because i wasn't planning to
13:58
really dude i thought i was gonna warn
14:00
you so you didn't
14:01
oh my god i'm like rubbing
14:05
it's so cold okay this is better now
14:08
finn go to the next vid
14:09
so you shaved your legs now cool shut up
14:14
i did it i just i did it ages ago
14:15
because it was like um
14:17
one of the things i know a 60 speaks
14:20
french but keep it english only
14:22
yeah oh what do you ever speak french on
14:24
your youtube channel
14:27
no i i don't because like they would i i
14:29
have a lot of people that are liking my
14:31
comments like
14:32
hey yo what why do you never speak
14:34
french um
14:36
because like two people two two maybe
14:38
two percent
14:39
of the people watching my videos
14:40
actually speaking yeah
14:42
what in fact what it like have you ever
14:45
checked your channel percentages like
14:46
what who how may how many people
14:48
are from france or speaking yeah there
14:51
was like two person less time i checked
14:53
nice that's probably enough to dedicate
14:55
the channel to i think yeah
14:58
that sounds amazing like amazing plan
15:00
and
15:01
amazing for my community yeah vince why
15:04
are you just spamming out fence that i
15:05
don't even do didn't you ask me a
15:06
question you just said have finster god
15:08
damn it
15:10
do a video on their main channel where
15:11
you do this for random people it's even
15:13
worse
15:14
it's one 1.8 percent now
15:17
oh damn it's going down the french
15:20
audience is failing on you
15:24
[Music]
15:25
convince ac damn i was about to pass
15:27
about
15:29
really why not no i'm fine i think you
15:32
look great
15:34
i just did a tutorial on how to
15:52
francais yep what did i just say
15:57
i speak french you just said this hell
15:59
yeah
16:01
jesuit i'm glaze just we only
16:05
live [ __ ] how do you say butt in french
16:10
why do you say what however how do you
16:12
say however
16:13
oh okay i was like but that was like why
16:16
would you
16:17
don't worry how would you say how do you
16:18
say however me
16:20
me me yep uh
16:24
yes francais
16:28
yeah hell yeah got it right
16:31
damn dude i was guessing i know what
16:34
half those words actually mean
16:36
don't make it make a room for german are
16:39
you forgetting this is not german
16:41
this is french sure a6d show your
16:43
muscles to finn
16:45
please don't uh please don't mean i have
16:48
nothing to show you to be honest
16:50
anyways so dude i've seen the [ __ ]
16:52
picture of you on twitter so much
16:54
where it's like i don't know what stream
16:57
or video
16:57
that you decided it would be a good idea
16:59
to do this for but you for some reason
17:01
were just wearing a towel
17:04
oh i see exactly what you mean why
17:07
why and why well
17:10
i don't really remember the whole thing
17:12
but i remember that was something with
17:13
skeppy
17:14
and i had to put like a huge bottle of
17:17
water on me
17:19
uh-huh so you've got like that
17:22
yeah but you
17:26
why on oh you know what no no no
17:31
yeah jesus christ
17:36
dude everything just hurts right now no
17:39
more walks
17:40
no more walks no more walks even the
17:42
relationship
17:44
the relationship hurts as well
17:47
my my this doesn't even suit me anymore
17:51
for some reason i'm wearing my hoodie
17:52
and it just looks like i'm wearing
17:53
someone else's hoodie i don't like this
17:59
go to mcdonald's we just oh
18:03
fins the towel stream no matthew stop
18:07
oh my god maybe i'll do maybe i'll do
18:09
you know what
18:10
i'm gonna do what i want to do i don't
18:12
care i'm gonna play some player unknowns
18:13
battleground
18:14
how many hours do i have five hundred
18:16
and six don't laugh at me i'm i'm tired
18:18
i'm i'm
18:19
i'm listen this is just put your camera
18:21
big enough
18:22
and try to get a girl voice it's that
18:24
time will be all fine and you're gonna
18:26
hit
18:26
1k viewers in no time oh yeah in five
18:29
minutes
18:31
i don't want one viewers i was doing i
18:33
was on twitch because i did i wanted a
18:35
smaller audience so i could talk to
18:37
people
18:38
my god i don't want it where's my chat
18:41
give me my check give me my chat what
18:43
the [ __ ] give me my chat
18:44
that's a skippy check give me my chat
18:46
hey status
18:49
oh my god hello okay okay
18:52
oh noise holy [ __ ]
18:57
okay listen listen zam vincent
19:00
husband of mine are we husband or are we
19:02
just a boyfriend
19:04
something else
19:07
uh hmm chat you decide
19:11
yeah you haven't proposed yet
19:13
technically i guess we're just yeah
19:14
we're just uh we're just
19:16
you know dating okay this relationship
19:18
is going too fast
19:20
that we married you husband jesus christ
19:24
get a voice change of the voice changes
19:25
it just makes this sound more
19:27
high-pitched it doesn't sound like a
19:28
girl's voice at all
19:29
but listen listen uh listen babe
19:36
uh
19:39
i'm gonna go play pubg i'm gonna go
19:41
relax and i'm gonna stream it i don't
19:43
even care about if i'm being
19:44
entertaining i'm upset it's my time of
19:46
the month right now
19:48
am i allowed to say that i
19:51
i don't even know at this point it's
19:54
this is i'm having a hard time i'm good
19:55
i'm going to go play pubg i'm going to
19:57
go have fun
19:58
i'm going to go order pizza that's all
20:00
i'm going to do this
20:01
yeah anyway see you man sounds like an
20:04
amazing plan
20:06
anyway peace peace man have a good night
20:08
peace
20:09
peace yeah bye
20:18
oh [ __ ] oh okay
20:23
how did how how how was that did i do
20:26
well
20:27
did i did i have a good first date lol
20:29
baby
20:32
totally not gay friend no i'm not shut
20:34
up oh my god
20:36
i can't take you guys seriously anymore
20:38
you were taking us seriously before
20:40
oh i just ran over my toe
20:44
give me a minute
20:47
give me a minute i ran over my toe with
20:49
my wheel of my chair
20:51
give me a minute give me a minute
20:56
okay i'm fine now ouch
20:59
breathe out no clip it
21:03
a60 asking rose out it's been clipped
21:05
that means it's forever
21:07
wait this wasn't serious this entire
21:09
time
21:10
cool skeppy he doesn't even use discord
21:13
and also he's doing something right now
21:15
i mean he i called him before when he
21:17
was doing something
21:19
um okay [ __ ] it i'm playing pubg
21:30
sir are you gay or just into men
21:41
listen listen zorro
21:45
that's that's extremely hurtful
21:51
oh [ __ ] man oh my god
21:55
i'm not i'm not
22:04
why can i not ever see chat when i'm
22:06
trying to see chat
22:07
nice one zero nice one
22:12
[ __ ] this i'm playing so i'm playing
22:14
solos we're gonna go win okay
22:16
the more you deny it the more thing
22:18
won't believe you
22:23
hi i'm hi not gay don't say it
22:27
i'm not gay i'm amazing oh jesus
22:30
he's not gay he's straight he loves
22:32
women so much he dresses up as them to
22:33
understand their struggles
22:35
someone said it someone said it exactly
22:37
right
22:38
that's exactly what it is why am i so
22:40
cold it's so cold
22:44
fed you should make your camera full
22:45
screen so you have to keep resizing your
22:46
camera
22:47
yeah i should but um am i but am i gonna
22:51
what am i gonna did i cut my toe
22:55
why should i cut my toes that's why it
22:56
hurts oh my god when i went over my
22:59
[ __ ]
23:00
oh my god ow
23:06
how
23:09
yeah that's why it [ __ ] hurts i like
23:11
grazed my toe on my wheel of my chair
23:18
ow holy [ __ ] me
23:25
get flex tape flex tape
23:29
oh that's a lot of damage
23:34
are your toes also painted them no
23:36
they're not
23:37
i just i just saw this toe in here
23:41
[ __ ] up and then with the power of
23:43
flex tape it'll sail on the ocean once
23:48
again
23:52
now that's a lot of damage oh
23:56
christmas may have come early but i
23:59
don't jk sorry finn i had to
24:03
oh my god i just got it holy [ __ ]
24:11
i mean hey hit me up in the themes
24:16
stop simping over finn no please don't
24:18
it's so fun
24:20
i'm gonna win this game and then i'm
24:22
gonna go home
24:24
i mean i already am home but i'm gonna
24:26
i'm gonna lay in bed
24:27
i'm gonna repair my toe
24:40
come here buddy boy
24:44
i don't even know if anyone landed even
24:46
remotely near me but i don't care
24:48
will i change the title of the stream i
24:50
don't know
24:51
probably will i don't know [ __ ] it fine
24:56
i'll do it i'll do it i'll change it oh
25:00
my g
25:01
just let me grab it thank you change it
25:04
to
25:05
[Music]
25:08
player player unknowns battleground
25:15
now it's instead of tokiwaki it's talky
25:17
shooty hell yeah
25:21
okay now hopefully no one even landed
25:25
remotely near me
25:26
hopefully they stay away from me
25:29
oh i don't want you then okay
25:35
okay i'm playing solos though so
25:36
technically i shouldn't have to deal
25:37
with anyone
25:38
on teams no one dropped my name i
25:42
trickle
25:42
i don't think they did anyway okay
25:45
someone clearly dropped over there
25:50
okay so clearly a few people dropped
25:51
over there that's good to know
25:56
um bandages anything else oh wait yes
25:59
i do need you
26:05
should i go over to the village or
26:06
should i leave it as is
26:10
[Music]
26:15
i'm just making [ __ ] noise
26:18
cameras changed camera changed did it
26:20
heck did it change no it's fine
26:23
oh suppressor [ __ ] yes oh my god thank
26:26
you everything's fine now i've found a
26:27
suppressor
26:28
everything's absolutely fine i can beat
26:30
this entire game
26:32
i love the suppressor it makes the gun
26:34
be shoot quiet
26:37
oh an extended mag i want a three times
26:40
wait actually you know what ditch that
26:44
more ammo and now i've got two guns
26:50
it's so much better than one gun
26:54
you've heard of one gun but let me show
26:56
you
26:57
two guns
27:01
i'm gonna [ __ ] that guy up give me a
27:04
minute
27:07
i'm gonna keep a distance actually is
27:08
that a first aid yep
27:10
never mind i'm not gonna keep a distance
27:11
i'm getting my first aid
27:16
heels thank you i have six first aid
27:18
kits
27:20
i've got level one armor
27:29
i just waited for knows more dresses
27:33
than i do i don't know how i feel about
27:34
that
27:35
hey listen i mean it's not that big it's
27:37
not you know if you're if you were
27:39
uh probably you should feel bad you
27:40
should feel really bad i'll change my
27:42
answer
27:44
right let me do that and then
27:48
do i even you know i'll take these i
27:49
don't really need the heels fight [ __ ]
27:51
that
27:51
could take that
27:56
more heels and more tactical stock oh
27:57
yeah cool
27:59
i think i've got my [ __ ] i've got
28:00
everything full now oh and uh extended
28:02
quick draw which i already had right now
28:04
okay there we go cool i've got
28:07
two nearly fully uh geared out m4s
28:11
is there anything that's like is there a
28:13
level two vest somewhere can i exit out
28:15
that menu
28:17
level three backpack thank you
28:21
i've already got a sticky bum dude this
28:23
guy barely even looted this place
28:28
oh level two back dude this guy didn't
28:30
even loot this thing this is dope
28:34
i found another one what the [ __ ] you
28:38
know what the universe is trying to
28:39
repay me
28:43
cool
28:48
i found another one idiot
28:55
dude two two and two ar suppressors is
28:59
kind of rare
29:01
especially just for looting like one
29:03
village
29:06
okay no one blew into this thing did
29:08
really no one drop near me
29:11
all of everyone that would rush would
29:13
either be coming from like over there
29:16
maybe from the town i don't know
29:19
all i know is that if i win this game
29:23
with i'm i'm growing my hair out and
29:25
dying at pastel pink that's all it was
29:29
okay we're going up i'm gonna go to the
29:30
ridgeline
29:32
i heard gunfire over there how's the
29:34
sound by the way for the gunshots like
29:36
how's this sound
29:38
how loud is that too loud loud enough
29:40
not loud enough
29:43
it's good it's good
29:52
that's fine i don't really care i like i
29:54
i just wanted to play i just want to
29:55
play pubg
29:56
that's all i want pew pew it's good okay
29:58
cool
30:03
50 people left as we're playing pub g
30:05
instead of being just chatting maybe we
30:07
should do just chatting
30:08
instead of pub g for the next few
30:10
streams but for now
30:12
i'm gonna have my moment okay
30:17
there's usually always someone around
30:19
here um
30:28
i guess i'm the one around here
30:33
i hear that did you hear that that was
30:36
suppressed rifle fire
30:39
neat let's use the m4
30:44
it might be close enough for him to hear
30:47
me though
30:53
i can't tell where it was from i thought
30:54
it was like behind that rock
30:56
there that's where it was
31:00
so i'm right behind that rock
31:08
that i shouldn't have taken the shots
31:23
this one behind me
31:29
oh that scared me so
31:32
what's up with the whole gay thing [ __ ]
31:36
[ __ ] right after zara god damn it i'm
31:39
not
31:39
gay you're gay i'm not gay you are
31:44
is there even anyone behind me i think
31:45
there was a guy over there
31:50
no you little [ __ ] you will not [ __ ]
31:56
[ __ ] you in the ass i mean i'm not gay
32:00
jesus why would you bring a shotgun to
32:02
that
32:03
why would he try and kill me with a sh
32:07
really okay that was still okay
32:11
there was a guy behind me i knew it
32:15
finn you're not helping yourself i'm
32:17
sorry i
32:18
didn't mean to holy [ __ ]
32:23
i'm trying to repair my toe
32:26
my god though
32:32
i need to get myself a band-aid as we
32:35
call them in the
32:36
developed world a plaster
32:43
did fingers call america undeveloped yes
32:56
[ __ ] sake dude
33:00
this this herded
33:22
oh
33:24
job you just kind of corrected yourself
33:25
with plaster i know
33:32
i'm not gay i'm not gay
33:39
tell stella to study go study stella
33:45
rose is a red violet so blue i think
33:48
skeppy has feelings for you
33:50
he probably doesn't
33:53
uh give me a minute he probably does
33:56
that
33:57
like okay instead it's in fact sorry
33:59
correct that it's a 6d
34:00
a6d has feelings for finn but skeppy's
34:04
skeppy does too but they're like
34:05
secretive you know
34:07
like he's never gonna admit him
34:13
he tells me every time we're in a call
34:15
he's like damn finn my god anyway
34:21
how many jokes can i make about that
34:23
dude my feet are [ __ ] killing me
34:25
right now
34:32
verb
34:38
right 50 seconds be a big this is
34:41
totally gonna work
34:42
i'm not gonna even i'm oh it's fine give
34:44
me a minute
35:15
you
35:34
holy [ __ ] i didn't even i made it
35:38
cool sorry i was going to go get up i
35:41
was going to go get a plaster
35:43
sorry i mean a band-aid sorry i mean a
35:45
plaster
35:48
hurt me toe real bad with me chair
35:53
oh not a wuss i'm dealing with it i'll
35:55
deal with it with
35:56
jack daniels and payne
36:01
like a room like a man
36:08
i'm sorry donated zero euro but you but
36:11
you're a very pretty girl oh
36:12
thank you oh thank you [ __ ] me someone's
36:16
coming
36:17
please land at that house i'll under the
36:18
oh there's two guys by the way we're in
36:20
solos we're not in duos
36:21
so those two are gonna fight and then
36:22
i'm gonna fight whoever lives
36:24
like [ __ ] pokemon
36:31
thought could silence a deagle then
36:32
another suppressor are you kidding me
36:35
please give me a gun that i can use
36:38
that's fine
36:41
this is fine this is fine
36:45
where are did one of them die one of
36:47
them died
36:52
don't know where he died though
36:59
he died he died in there
37:04
okay that guy died there
37:10
there's multiple are you [ __ ] kidding
37:13
me
37:18
i'm [ __ ] i'm one hit
37:22
i'm so [ __ ] i'm turning my sound up
37:29
okay i've got a short range gun oh hello
37:32
hello hello
37:44
[ __ ] i've only got 30 bullets
37:48
more no [ __ ] okay
38:01
in my defense i got one of them
38:05
jesus i jumped did you see the [ __ ]
38:07
jump then
38:08
i subbed oh sorry dwight did i miss a
38:10
sub oh did i leave
38:12
i'm so sorry thank you so much cam is
38:15
anxious
38:16
oh hell yeah dude thank you so much for
38:17
subbing i didn't even
38:19
i did was it when i went away
38:29
holy [ __ ] that hurts a lot
38:34
cool okay cool i sub
38:37
thank you so much oh yeah okay fair
38:39
enough i subbed at the wrong time i'm so
38:41
sorry man
38:42
but thanks so much that's awesome i was
38:44
like
38:46
the one minute you had like no one
38:48
subbed for like a
38:49
half an hour or something and then the
38:50
one time you did it was where i was not
38:52
on camera for like a whole minute
38:57
i won't sub next month if you don't say
39:00
band-aid
39:02
wait if i don't say band-aid again wait
39:04
what you won't
39:06
are you are you asking me to say
39:08
band-aid or to never say band-aid
39:11
banned aid he said it i'm sorry you know
39:14
what you're not going to sub any mom
39:16
sorry
39:16
i don't care it's over bro
39:20
no okay
39:29
multiple times you said it multiple
39:31
times i'm
39:32
sorry what's your skit what's your
39:34
scappy and bbh video but every time bbh
39:36
says literally you take a shot or you're
39:38
a simple
39:46
holy [ __ ] man come on give me a solo
39:49
game please
39:50
let me in let me in please
39:54
i don't want to have to play duos
39:55
there's really scary the only thing
39:57
i can play is solo because i'm a good
39:58
player
40:02
okay hear me out you should have an
40:04
owner una reverse card next to you so
40:06
every time someone says you gave
40:13
blow a kiss there you go
40:16
oh and the game started what impeccable
40:18
timing
40:23
if you were good you'd be able to v1 2v1
40:27
you mean 1v2 yeah i mean i'm not good
40:31
but i got like three kills in the then
40:33
in that game when i actually got guns
40:35
you know and there was that other time
40:37
where uh that guy crept up on me from
40:38
the site
40:39
i didn't see him and maybe i'm not that
40:41
good at the game but i enjoy it and
40:42
that's all that matters isn't it
40:45
says the pro player i'm good at it but
40:49
i i enjoy and that's all that matters
40:52
doesn't matter if i'm good at it
40:55
finn you have been forgiven you will get
40:57
next month's up oh thank you
41:00
thanks zombie
41:08
like how the whole thing of like putting
41:09
you putting red in chat
41:11
like being being read in chat the whole
41:13
like donated one euro
41:14
like yeah that's not how that works
41:16
buckaroo
41:18
i know you didn't donate you little you
41:21
little are you little no you tried
41:26
you need a challenge yeah yeah exactly
41:29
you know what yeah exactly
41:30
no i know i do i disagree i don't need a
41:32
challenge i want to be able to play pub
41:34
g
41:35
why is that like dude come on it's
41:38
there's there's
41:39
like two people left there we go stop
41:40
you
41:42
why exactly does it count down for like
41:44
60 seconds instead of just starting the
41:46
game
41:48
like why doesn't it or like why doesn't
41:51
it just start everyone's in
41:53
maybe so everyone can go get a band-aid
42:01
if you get top 10 you will sing the
42:02
entire song no i i don't know what you
42:03
talk about
42:04
if i get top 10 i'll be i'll be growing
42:07
right you know what [ __ ] it we'll do
42:09
this game right clip it [ __ ]
42:11
this is the game right if we get top 10
42:13
in this game
42:14
i'll gr i'll we'll grow i'll grow my
42:17
hair i'll diet pastel pink i'll be 29
42:19
planets
42:20
okay don't don't clip it but
42:23
as a as a man of my word
42:27
how hard is getting it's out of 60 okay
42:30
we'll pl we'll play
42:31
we'll pay close attention to the number
42:33
up here right there is how many people
42:34
are left alive
42:38
clip flushie box donated 1 million
42:46
one million finster points jesus christ
42:49
finster hearts look at that's the thing
42:51
that gets clipped i don't know i missed
42:52
yeah where did mystic go poor mystic
42:55
my wholesome mod that's just left why
42:57
didn't i jump
42:58
whoops okay watch this let's say you get
43:01
down super quick you go
43:02
below the mountain so along this hill
43:05
and you go down because it's lower
43:07
so you'll open the parachute lower and
43:09
then you'll get down faster
43:10
because i didn't jump out in time
43:15
okay did anyone land by me
43:22
looks like one guy landed by dome no one
43:24
landed in my island i mean i'm sure
43:26
people landed over this guy landed over
43:28
there
43:29
[ __ ] that's a risky move i wouldn't have
43:31
done that if i was him
43:34
dude i just found every attachment found
43:36
all the attachments i needed
43:37
just didn't find a gun
43:41
okay
43:49
please give me a gun please give me a
43:50
gun backpack helmet that's cool and all
43:52
but i would like a gun thank you
44:00
okay there's one guy over there which is
44:03
really weird i've never seen that
44:05
see that little flagpole it's actually a
44:07
dome i've never seen that as a dropping
44:08
point before
44:10
really strange maybe he's got a plan i
44:12
don't like that he has a plan
44:15
that means there's a good player there's
44:16
already 10 dead so 50 are alive
44:20
i had gunshots near me that's not good
44:22
oh no
44:24
heel okay where was that even
44:28
i think that was just from the town
44:33
i'm gonna kind of look quietly though
44:38
i don't really want someone popping over
44:39
that ridgeline and trying to kill me
44:45
hmm weird
44:49
someone went to that dome over there so
44:51
i went to that village over there
44:53
i didn't see anyone go to the other
44:54
village though okay
44:56
that that explosion might have been them
44:57
getting out of the dome
45:00
what are you mutant um
45:11
thank you good good now thank you
45:14
i can't lose now i've got a good gun
45:18
ah where was the thing oh that
45:22
so dumb
45:29
that's a really close suppressed rifle
45:31
fire
45:32
where was that from
45:37
was that from over there that could have
45:39
been from over there like right there
45:41
i'm thinking it is i'm guessing that
45:45
someone just fought from there to that
45:47
town
45:52
okay
45:55
sorry okay so i actually clipped what
45:59
finn said a couple minutes ago what
46:01
what'd i say a couple minutes ago what's
46:02
gonna come back to bite me in the ass
46:11
oh perfect okay cool uh
46:17
that's way too much ammo who cares
46:20
half of that
46:24
and another one of you oh hello
46:26
attachment please
46:28
and then cool i feel i feel pretty good
46:32
feel pretty good about this endeavor
46:42
hey that's that guy
46:47
[ __ ]
46:54
what just happened
47:01
what the [ __ ] is that dude my room's
47:03
like shaking someone just knocked did
47:04
someone just knock at my door
47:08
what the [ __ ] hold on
47:12
i got [ __ ] up
47:16
what just happened
47:22
dude
47:26
um give me a minute
47:30
what was that
47:34
what was that
47:39
i don't like how creepy everything is
47:41
now
47:46
dude i'm dye your hair anyways no i got
47:49
it no you got it you can't die
47:50
you gotta grow it out first it's gotta
47:51
get to this length
47:59
it's in your head
48:05
you know what might have happened
48:06
someone might have just let the dog out
48:09
probably that
48:15
can be so cool grow and dye your hair
48:19
anyway
48:19
still doing the challenge what challenge
48:21
oh if i win or something
48:25
god knows i don't know jump go on let's
48:28
put let's uh
48:29
yeah what happens if go on chat what
48:31
happens if i win give me suggestions
48:34
what happens if i do so well
48:37
i'm trying to win every game i don't
48:39
even care i'm trying to win anyway
48:42
you strip maybe not that one maybe not
48:48
i'd wait two years for him to do it wait
48:49
two years for me to
48:51
grow dye my hair remove wig
48:58
if we win we can call you gay grow your
49:01
hair out diet pink
49:02
[ __ ] sake so shop
49:06
matthew matthew i'm asking you to be a
49:09
good a really good guy right now
49:11
matthew i'm asking you to be a really
49:12
good guy right now oh you know i will do
49:14
a show [ __ ] it i'll do a shot
49:17
propose 260 if you win just great
49:20
top 10 and you go back out in public
49:24
no no no
49:28
top ten right
49:32
jack daniels my favorite sex show with
49:33
but less this time
49:36
[ __ ] it merry christmas hey merry
49:38
christmas guys
49:41
it gets shoulder length in about two two
49:44
thirds of a year
49:45
that's so specific
49:56
cheers
49:59
tasty oh
50:03
cool that was a lot easier than last
50:06
time
50:08
i actually swallowed correctly and i
50:09
didn't just breathe in
50:15
i'm going here again you suck at taking
50:18
shots mate
50:19
i i didn't want to just tip it back okay
50:23
i don't care i'm good at taking shots
50:25
i'm so good at it
50:26
if you get tom 10 you have to come in
50:28
public during the day
50:31
all right so we've got
50:35
guys finn is baiting you he wants to dye
50:38
his hair
50:39
this is just an excuse to do it also hey
50:42
finn i've already had nine hours of
50:45
sleep and it's only 1am
50:48
i think it's fair to say that you have
50:50
messed up my sleep schedule
50:53
lxlx yeah
50:56
i tend to i tend to have that effect
51:00
oh [ __ ] guys he's baiting you he wants
51:03
to dye his hair
51:04
actually this is all a big old plan like
51:07
i was gonna i was gonna go dye my hair
51:08
blue anyway
51:12
[ __ ] blue for finster colors free time
51:14
every time you take a shot i'm also
51:16
doing shots
51:17
because i feel a little bad good you
51:19
should feel bad okay don't feel
51:20
don't feel bad it was just i that was
51:22
maybe the maybe not
51:24
my best choice of shoes and also that
51:26
wasn't even you that was chat
51:29
i thought oh yeah you know what they'll
51:31
be warm so i wore those the shoes the
51:32
shoes the thing that are annoying me
51:36
there we go okay fam i've already
51:38
managed to get what i'm getting kind of
51:39
lucky with drops
51:41
like usually there's always a problem
51:44
with how many
51:44
how much stuff you get at the start of
51:46
the game this one's not too bad
51:49
doing all right here i don't want that
51:52
there
51:54
okay that's the one in the other town
51:58
[ __ ] it should we charge him nope i
52:00
don't have a helmet
52:01
that means i'm like one shot with a
52:03
pistol i'm gonna get a helmet and then
52:04
i'm gonna charge it all right
52:07
oh my hell i held my helmet helmet
52:13
not a helmet but i'll take the make it
52:18
still not a helmet [ __ ] it i'll grab the
52:21
scope
52:23
and extend it back cool
52:27
still not a helmet [ __ ] it i'm getting a
52:30
helmet
52:35
okay come on guy where are you
52:38
seven hundred points fence to rip me
52:40
getting notices again i've been sending
52:41
messages the entire time and now i'm
52:42
just giving up
52:44
i'm so sorry i'm always good so how much
52:46
to drink another
52:48
exactly fifteen dollars which is perfect
52:54
i'll do another one damn two-time scope
52:57
kind of kind of bummed though
53:00
maybe i'll keep the two times on it i'll
53:01
keep two times on it that's a good idea
53:04
oh okay
53:07
hey three times for that m4 uh and a
53:10
helmet here we are
53:12
so good so good it's got the same
53:14
bullets as me
53:17
was he looting this as well or had he
53:19
already finished looting oh come on said
53:21
[ __ ] yes that's sick
53:25
where are they [ __ ] shooting from oh
53:27
i'm upset
53:28
i can't see anything what a guy
53:33
nah
53:37
what are you were they in there hmm
53:45
i'm gonna follow the sound of the
53:46
gunshots
53:48
you know where the fun bit is
53:52
please record in a mega troll ah
53:56
i could do a megal but it's just you
53:58
know if okay
54:00
the thing with omegle on on live at
54:01
least is
54:03
really different
54:06
because you can't edit in the fun ones
54:08
because a lot of them are just not that
54:09
good
54:10
there's a guy there okay though he
54:11
doesn't see me
54:13
not yet anyway that's the guy that's
54:15
shooting i'm trying to find
54:17
i'm trying to go find the guy that's
54:18
sprang with an mp5
54:24
dude those shots jesus christ
54:31
i can hear the sniper fire
54:34
that okay you know maybe that guy is
54:36
actually the closest one to me
54:38
what if i can just get him in the head
54:41
where'd he go oh he's there oh [ __ ] he's
54:43
gonna see me
54:49
i thought you're gonna stand still still
54:51
stand still stance
54:52
[ __ ] i'll charge him
54:59
you can't blow it out or anything you
55:00
can blur it but you can put a black box
55:03
there and i can
55:04
i can toggle a hotkey to show it but
55:06
like genuinely most people
55:08
like any girls that pop up they skip
55:11
because girls don't like talking to
55:12
girls for some reason
55:13
and then also any guys that pop up uh
55:15
there's like a good chance they could
55:17
just
55:18
like i mean okay you keep them on for a
55:20
bit and then they'll react and then well
55:21
they're sorry they won't react they'll
55:23
just leave
55:28
where the [ __ ] were those bullets coming
55:29
at
55:33
did i [ __ ] kill it he killed that guy
55:36
he just
55:36
i just know okay the guy that i just
55:37
killed killed the guy that i was
55:38
tracking that's a completely different
55:40
guy
55:41
cool good to know now i'm terrified
55:45
because i'm on top of a mountain
55:47
where i'm in plain view low health i
55:49
just fired a bunch of times
55:51
big old gunfight just happened
55:54
ah where'd the guy die from oh he was
55:57
the
55:57
holy [ __ ] i was right next to him
56:01
oof oof
56:05
please have a helmet okay it's slightly
56:07
less broken helmet
56:09
uh i've already had that i think cuz
56:13
i guess i'll take the bullets
56:18
did you end up going on that date with
56:19
a6d i haven't gone on a date but he
56:21
asked me out on a date we
56:22
were already he's gonna he's my he's we
56:24
i don't know when he's i don't know when
56:26
he's taking me out
56:27
he hasn't he hasn't taken me out yet
56:28
kind of like it's kind of upsetting
56:31
you know get a car oh
56:34
you had a brightly colored car
56:39
cool nice
56:42
this was the sniper ah that's where the
56:44
snipe shot's coming from okay oh
56:58
right hurry on the map okay so
57:02
oops we could wait for the zones come in
57:04
a little bit
57:05
that's probably a good idea yeah i'm
57:08
gonna wait for the zones to show
57:10
everyone we love mystic we do love
57:12
mystic mystics a good mod dude mystic's
57:15
been here since like the start of when i
57:16
started streaming
57:17
she's so nice
57:26
can i hide here yep i'm gonna hide right
57:28
here
57:31
good egg mystic's a good egg
57:36
i have your chat turned against you
57:38
mistake you're good you don't do the
57:40
thing
57:40
i don't i'm not checking chat because
57:42
i'm playing i mean i am checking chat
57:43
every now and then but i'm i can't check
57:45
it all the time because i'm playing pubg
57:48
i'm so sorry he says this
57:51
but ignores her in chat i am not
57:53
ignoring her
57:56
this looks so nice i didn't i would
57:58
never ignore mystic on purpose
58:01
i'm just like just not seeing your
58:02
messages every now and then
58:04
please be okay there was that guy no
58:09
please zone please collect please please
58:11
hit the thing
58:12
please at least be near me or you could
58:14
even involve me it could be like
58:16
zone's gonna be right like like this so
58:18
it's gonna be like this
58:20
watch
58:22
oh
58:26
cool okay i don't even need to really
58:30
move that much
58:34
cool
58:37
oh gunfire hey bud
58:41
time to go to the fun bit this is where
58:44
people are coming into the zone
58:45
so they're trying to escape from the
58:47
blue from the from the storm
58:49
well not just i don't know they're
58:51
trying to escape from the blue bit
58:52
from the from the hurdy bit
58:56
hey by the way just a bit of a shout top
58:59
16
59:00
right now
59:26
should i try it now i'll give away my
59:29
position if i shoot and that's like a
59:31
really long shot
59:33
okay
59:36
he didn't see me
59:46
yeah clean oh we shouldn't have sat
59:52
clean and gg
60:00
okay borders like that i can as long as
60:03
no one's in
60:04
those towns i'm pretty much safe from
60:06
this direction
60:09
just the other ones
60:12
like that direction
60:18
holy [ __ ] all right next to me
60:22
where are they taking shots from
60:29
one of them died
60:34
found out the dead guy
60:41
stop moving
60:45
[ __ ]
60:49
he's gonna heal he doesn't know where i
60:51
am now
60:53
[ __ ] there's another guy he's looting my
60:55
friend
60:56
oh
61:03
i hit him in the [ __ ] face you
61:05
kidding me
61:07
this car's so dope oh sorry i just got
61:11
really toxic there sorry
61:18
you [ __ ] kidding me don't miss him
61:22
i missed him he's got a car as well
61:26
everyone's got snipers
61:30
okay zone's really far away
61:37
pogs okay
61:59
the anxiety
62:18
has people over there i know there's no
62:20
one there though
62:21
there might be someone on the other side
62:22
of here though [ __ ] it's so close
62:26
all the way over there there's a guy
62:35
[ __ ] me
62:40
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is this is a zone
62:44
that's not going to tickle
62:48
oh okay i'll go okay okay come on let me
62:51
run maybe run fast make me run fast
62:53
whoo yeah
63:02
come on hillside don't film me now
63:20
holy [ __ ]
63:31
oh [ __ ]
63:35
oh [ __ ] i got top six holy [ __ ]
63:39
i thought i was still like 16 or so i
63:41
didn't know anyone died
63:42
oh okay
63:46
how did oh he was so damaged he was like
63:49
on
63:49
one hit left [ __ ] anyway we get to
63:53
we get to call you go okay fine top 10
63:56
you get to call me gay it's like a
63:57
scaling thing
64:00
yeah jesus can we get some mystic
64:02
recognition in your discord
64:03
yeah she should probably give mystics
64:05
we're not mystic staff isn't she
64:08
yeah gg finn hell yeah we get to call
64:11
him gay now we call him gay now
64:13
my god oh but what happens if i win
64:16
what do we get for number one what do
64:18
you get for number one
64:22
i don't know pick something you get for
64:24
number one okay
64:28
gamer game or like gamer oh yeah i'm
64:31
like shaking because i'm still a little
64:32
bit chilly
64:34
shooting as a sub roll really what the
64:35
[ __ ] okay
64:37
i'm 100 certain you're lesbian
64:40
damn right damn right
64:45
okay let me get into the discord i'll
64:46
give her staff
64:52
dude
64:55
where's mystic where's mystic
64:58
mystic mystic
65:03
mystic mystic
65:09
and then rolls what should we what
65:12
should we give her
65:13
i'll give her a i'll give her mod okay
65:17
there you go mystic's now cool everyone
65:20
pogs
65:21
gg for mystic mystics now a member of
65:23
the staff where she's technically not on
65:25
the list yet but she does have the perms
65:26
of staff but i heard the plane going
65:28
and i really don't want to miss it
65:43
i know emma's about to be mad at me
65:45
because i just gave mystic mod roll
65:46
i should probably give mystic trainee
65:50
actually i'll probably give mystic
65:51
trainee
65:53
whoops gg though
65:57
i'll mystic to show up as one of the
65:58
staff though okay
66:00
uh so there's a guy there's a guy with a
66:02
shroud thing and there's another guy
66:04
which is bad news for me and there's
66:06
another guy at the other village and
66:08
there's another guy cool
66:09
hey this is going to be interesting
66:13
oh [ __ ] gun please gun
66:17
gun gun hey gun hey 30 bullets that's
66:20
cool
66:23
this is gonna go great
66:29
should i take the three times like a lot
66:31
three times
66:34
oh two times hey
66:46
jesus [ __ ]
66:52
holy [ __ ] okay let me go update mystics
66:54
roles
66:56
um let me go update mystics roles and
66:58
then um
67:13
now
67:17
okay there you go mystic has trainee now
67:19
which i'm sure the the very capable
67:21
members of staff
67:23
the very capable members of staff will
67:25
uh will help mystic
67:27
wait no i've got a better idea hold on
67:30
uh she can have trainees so emma can you
67:32
know kind of help train her a little bit
67:35
and then let's set her up with uh
67:38
staff so she's she shows up under staff
67:41
because she's a stream staff
67:42
and then also she's gonna be able to be
67:44
helped out emma's gonna be
67:46
real cool emma's got emma's gonna like
67:48
him
67:54
all right there we go tradie there we go
68:00
oh my stick that's cute why does like
68:03
what do i keep looking at every time i
68:05
stick thoughts
68:06
finster i've had about staff experience
68:07
i'm fine ah fair enough
68:09
oh wait do you want what do you not want
68:10
steve i don't know
68:17
you we you love to see it
68:21
oh mystic so mystic so wholesome dude
68:32
i've made emma mad at me oh no oh no
68:38
i'm disappointed yeah i know i made him
68:39
a mad at me it doesn't seem very happy
68:42
now we have a lot of staff members um
68:46
we don't particularly need more staff
68:48
but
68:49
also we don't have a rank for stream
68:50
mods
68:52
should we set up a rank for stream mods
68:54
i'll set up a rank for stream mods
68:56
um hmm we set up a rank for stream mods
69:01
so we don't upset people too bad she's
69:03
staying as oh wait i have an idea
69:06
[Music]
69:13
hey lisa you tried and cheers
69:16
oh good oh sorry hey it's
69:20
all good there you go mystic now has the
69:22
stream rod mod
69:23
she's got a little name it's a stream
69:25
mod
69:27
i do want stafford no you're wholesome
69:29
no i
69:30
don't think you better [ __ ] stop i
69:34
didn't do anything
69:37
i already do i didn't do anything
69:41
shush hey let me just play pubg why do i
69:44
have to be
69:45
involved in all this drama i just want
69:46
to play my favorite game i'm gonna go to
69:48
bed
69:50
oh my god i fixed my foot
69:54
and now i am good i just want
69:57
fun times i just want to stay here if i
69:59
just lay here then you're cute as [ __ ]
70:03
oh jesus
70:07
oh okay where should we go this time
70:12
i always go here but it's so easy to pvp
70:14
it's like the perfect spot
70:16
because it's mid center of the map you
70:17
can go up along there and you can pvp
70:19
wherever it is
70:19
if it's over there you go over there
70:21
it's over here you go down there it's
70:22
over here you just stay there
70:23
sometimes it's been over here it's the
70:25
perfect spot
70:27
it's so good just in case then
70:30
just in case you replace the pubg
70:40
take a video on this channel uh
70:44
wait what how did you find
70:47
wait how do you find the discord server
70:49
uh i really need to link that goddammit
70:51
uh there's a video on the channel though
70:53
um any videos on the channel the link in
70:56
the description will take you right to
70:57
the discord
70:58
can i lie in bed with you
71:02
only one person can lie in bed with me
71:04
and it's
71:05
zorro how many how many boyfriends do i
71:09
have
71:10
i've got so many the seventh type
71:14
i have a round seven
71:18
caterina [ __ ] new name
71:22
we're calling me kate now instead of
71:24
rose
71:27
can i can i lie in bed on top of you
71:30
i'm straight shut up an a16 oh yeah an
71:33
a62
71:34
sorry i forgot about zoro a60 uh warden
71:38
uh there's a lot
71:41
matthew okay so for every kill we doing
71:45
shots
71:46
yeah all right you know i'll take that
71:47
actually that sounds like fun every kill
71:50
doesn't count if it's on me
71:57
rosa's seven boyfriends with room to
71:58
grow
72:03
what oh should we count there's one
72:04
there's zorro there's uh a 60 obviously
72:06
there's just fab
72:08
there it no we got we gotta we got a
72:09
solid four phil that's i thought that's
72:11
enough
72:12
that's enough boyfriends yes i'm happy
72:15
boyfriend
72:16
oh my god that's a good amount
72:20
the seventh time
72:26
can i be can you be my new girlfriend
72:30
i don't know man depends
72:34
depends depends on how many videos you
72:37
can edit for me
72:38
uh uh uh what else
72:42
money you can donate to me uh what else
72:45
what are twitch thoughts like
72:47
uh i don't know
72:51
dude okay not saying so okay i'm not i'm
72:54
not referring to celestia as a twitch
72:56
spot right
72:57
but but she's really
73:00
she's she's ah you [ __ ] but oh and i've
73:04
got a queue for another five minutes for
73:05
that
73:05
but i didn't get a gun and he saw me
73:09
landing there
73:11
she has a thing in her description that
73:13
says
73:16
why is she having meltdown wait who's
73:18
having a meltdown oh god who's having a
73:19
meltdown
73:21
oh no oh god i'm just having a meltdown
73:26
oh jesus christ oh no you know what
73:30
oh no oh
73:33
no but celestia is a thing where you can
73:36
just straight up send her food
73:40
seems like a pretty good idea
73:46
[Music]
73:52
[Music]
73:57
hey guys i have a challenge for you
73:58
whoever donates 100
74:00
will win the challenge also you will win
74:03
one night with fencer in bed with you
74:05
that's not true
74:06
that's why is a hundred dollars my price
74:08
that's a whole a whole night
74:10
a whole night's sleep for only a hundred
74:12
dollars
74:14
i'm worth far more than that sir
74:17
ooh interesting i'm reading the messages
74:20
it's not me saying it's
74:22
chat's saying it
74:28
yeah yeah
74:33
stuff you should kind of deal with yeah
74:34
i should probably deal with this off
74:35
stream
74:39
drink up oh [ __ ] so okay in all fairness
74:43
the kill
74:43
i said it doesn't count when it's on me
74:45
but you've donated like a lot of money
74:46
so it's fine
74:50
come here bud come here bud thank you
74:54
right fine in all fairness respect
74:57
humbleness i'm trying to i'm trying to
75:01
forget this night more shots i'm trying
75:02
to forget this night
75:04
drink up zaro you're you're doing this
75:06
with me
75:08
oh
75:14
oh cool nailed it
75:18
oh i nailed it this is fine
75:22
oh my god is that okay is that oku
75:27
is that oku in my chat right now
75:33
only cubes is that okay
75:39
oh no
75:48
[Music]
75:50
ugh
75:59
oh no
76:08
i'm just having a bit of a i'm just
76:10
having a bit of a time in my discord
76:11
right now
76:13
yeah i'm reading that right now awesome
76:16
at this rate i'll have gotten drunken by
76:18
the end of the stream
76:19
yep
76:23
i don't know i don't really oh no
76:26
hey hey uh
76:30
they messaged emma hey i don't know
76:34
this is gonna go wrong or not never
76:37
seems a little bit annoyed of me
76:39
no no no [ __ ] also i've been waiting for
76:42
three minutes on this match
76:44
[ __ ] it
76:47
oh
76:51
jesus christ
76:57
i know oh my god
77:02
emma's playing it off like she's fine
77:04
emma is not playing it off like she's
77:06
fine also a mystic don't don't call out
77:08
there
77:09
cool don't timeout [ __ ] this is going to
77:12
[ __ ] this entire stream holy [ __ ]
77:14
okay uh maybe we should stop
77:19
maybe we should stop and maybe like
77:22
clear up these
77:23
issues that we might have just sprung up
77:27
i gave i gave mystic stream mod rank
77:31
and emma's kind of going off the rails
77:36
[Music]
77:42
up time
77:45
maybe it's for the best yeah maybe okay
77:48
just say you'll deal with it off stream
77:50
we'll do it off stream wait what 100
77:52
no it doesn't clip the [ __ ] thing
77:54
jesus christ
78:00
did
78:03
[Music]
78:06
okay oh
78:10
we're in a game
78:13
it's more than that it's more than just
78:15
that thing you it's the fact
78:17
it's not just the fact that you gave a
78:18
rank okay
78:20
oh god this is going to be some drama
78:22
i've got a sort of stream isn't it
78:25
[ __ ] sake
78:28
in all f good night i hope to see you on
78:30
tomorrow i will be on tomorrow don't
78:31
worry i might be doing something a
78:32
little bit more chill than this
78:34
but yeah i'll sort that off stream i'll
78:36
do this after
78:37
i'll message emma that i'll talk to her
78:39
after the stream i just want to relax a
78:40
little bit
78:41
maybe i'll make some maybe i'll make
78:42
some doritos
78:44
make some doritos the [ __ ]
78:48
it's not you're not even labeled as
78:49
staff you're just you've just got stream
78:51
mod
78:52
it's just mod you are a stream mud
78:56
i'm so i don't get it you don't even
79:00
stream emma's like emma's a great
79:05
discord mod like she puts so much time
79:07
in she's really good at it
79:09
like she's really good at what she does
79:10
and i'm guessing she's not watching the
79:12
stream
79:13
but i don't know because i i said that
79:16
it was like just
79:17
streaming on but i'm guessing she's not
79:19
watching the stream because she didn't
79:19
hear me say it
79:20
but i don't have a stream one yet and
79:24
it's all right yeah fair enough
79:26
it's fine one you're my editor you're
79:28
like you've got like vip thin or
79:30
something like that but
79:31
emma does like such great work on the
79:33
discord and
79:35
i don't know i don't know why she i've
79:37
never really heard of this from
79:38
from her before i don't know
79:41
it's weird when i joined she was so nice
79:44
to me yeah she is nice
79:45
let's see what i mean she's a welcoming
79:47
person she's like the perfect member of
79:49
staff i was
79:50
she had trainee and then i was there
79:52
when she got mud
79:53
and then i don't and then she's a
79:55
manager now because she does such good
79:56
work
79:57
hey i am on my third glass of crack and
80:00
coax are trying to keep up shots
80:05
wait did you say and coke oh crap okay
80:07
yeah you mean coca-cola
80:09
ah i i just thought that was about to
80:11
become way less pc
80:12
but i'm glad that it's coca-cola kraken
80:15
and coke though
80:17
kraken's a isn't kraken fairly expensive
80:21
can you give me the rank name super
80:22
piece of [ __ ] what about regular piece
80:24
of [ __ ]
80:24
how can i give someone super piece of
80:26
[ __ ] if there's not even a regular piece
80:28
of [ __ ]
80:30
coca-cola thank god
80:33
whoopsie whoopsie
80:39
oh no okay
80:43
oh gee pub g please be nice to me
80:47
cracking cola
80:50
yeah that's the one
80:54
like kraken like the drink it's gin i
80:57
think oh it's not gin it's definitely
80:58
not it's rum
80:59
or something it's rum right kraken's rum
81:02
or it's
81:03
scotch no it's rum i think it's rum yeah
81:06
i thought it's wrong i know
81:07
yeah i know what i'm doing my friend got
81:09
it for his birthday handsome
81:11
it's all right it's like i don't love
81:13
rump but it's
81:14
a pretty good room there's a guy there
81:15
i'm gonna kill him all right
81:22
jesus christ give me an actual gun i
81:26
mean not
81:32
i can't hear him
81:39
this is good enough
81:43
that's so close
81:52
[ __ ] god damn it who's he shooting at
82:15
i think he was shooting over there
82:17
because he did he go back in he didn't
82:19
go back in
82:26
this is bad
82:40
hmm okay interesting
82:44
interesting indeed um
82:48
i kind of have an idea
82:53
that's where i thought he was i was
82:54
gonna go throw the grenade in there
82:58
holy mother of god holy jesus
83:03
cool how
83:14
well every dr oh every kill i take a
83:16
shot
83:17
okay there's one i'll take a shot
83:21
give me you give me you
83:24
thank you and dbs you're terrible
83:31
no i don't want that wait actually
83:37
i didn't even have time to loot that
83:38
room but who cares
83:43
okay precisely nothing good to know
83:47
that's so close
83:51
it's so close the person is stopping in
83:54
to say hi hope you have a nice rest of
83:56
your stream
83:57
oh [ __ ] oh so killer makeup lmao
84:01
thanks um did you watch the tutorial
84:04
that's the oh dude should i go and hunt
84:06
down that guy the tutorial man
84:09
you gotta i can't believe you weren't
84:11
following along
84:12
you would have had the same killer
84:13
makeup but thanks so much bro that's a
84:16
i don't i don't recognize you donating
84:18
before but
84:19
hell yeah i'm going to hell you come
84:23
here where's the next one
84:25
where was that guy
84:33
was he really in the village there's no
84:34
way my sound's up that high
84:41
hmm maybe it was maybe it was i don't
84:45
know
84:48
damn i'm gonna have to leave japanese
84:49
class oh [ __ ] okay you have fun learning
84:52
japanese
84:53
i'll be doing something completely
84:56
useless
84:58
i hear him where is those shot i'm going
85:02
to try and
85:02
find him
85:10
level one vest i'm gonna try and find
85:12
this man
85:16
it's not that that's coming from the
85:17
town it's somewhere else
85:27
that's ages away dude i'm
85:32
oh [ __ ] it i'm just gonna go see if i
85:33
can kill someone
85:36
no i'll take a bunch of this because i
85:39
just i just cannot
85:42
it's like i can hear shots is my sound
85:44
that high okay
85:46
i know it isn't my fault and i didn't
85:47
cause anything but i feel responsible in
85:48
some way i'm sorry again no it's not you
85:50
emma's mad at me because i don't use the
85:51
discord enough
85:57
okay yeah i have no clue where anyone is
86:01
i just
86:02
is my sound up that high i keep hearing
86:05
really far away shots
86:08
when i came in earlier you were trying
86:10
to pick out fishnets
86:12
also
86:16
yeah for oh jesus christ those are fake
86:18
thanks
86:19
thanks man yeah i mean i wasn't trying
86:22
to pick out them i had very much picked
86:24
that pick them out
86:26
but uh no it was fun they i got i got
86:30
them on my heels
86:34
oh my god glad that i like how that's
86:37
the point that you joined the stream
86:39
holy mother of god i don't know if you
86:42
saw that guy but i did
86:47
he was right there now he's gone like a
86:49
wizard
86:52
the mysterious bullets that's where they
86:55
came from
86:57
but i see a foregrip in here i would
87:00
like it
87:02
please don't kill me while i'm getting
87:04
my first aid kit
87:07
why is he dressed as a girl there we go
87:08
there's a new viewer
87:11
we found one jet oh is that nine mil
87:25
holy [ __ ] he's got a car
87:35
holy [ __ ] yeah
87:41
there's two guys once one's there
87:44
one's there and one's did he kill him
87:49
[ __ ] me i'm leaving
87:53
he did kill him he killed the guy
88:00
he's not looting him though where's he
88:12
on
88:19
unless he knows i'm gonna go loot him
88:35
oh [ __ ] he has an sks uh
88:39
cool i'm gonna be going now if that's
88:42
good with you cool
88:44
uh yeah that's that's all good um
88:48
cool that was fun i don't know okay cool
88:51
he didn't have a car he had an sks
88:56
now is where did the guy go
88:59
what have 10 12 gauge oh i heard bullets
89:04
dude where'd that guy go did that guy
89:05
have any uh
89:07
heels yes he did
89:14
uh yep and oh my god i did i drop all my
89:19
i dropped all my goddamn 556. uh
89:25
cool cool cool um
89:30
says everybody changing and i don't know
89:32
i see painting wait what the [ __ ]
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you can't tell if you're quoting a song
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or not
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the pain in my eyes is from my goddamn
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foot
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the lipstick works so well why can't i
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pull off red that well
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um because it goes with the you know the
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outfit
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red's one of those like super dramatic
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ones you know
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that's a guy that seemed like it landed
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there me that seemed like he was trying
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to shoot at the guy
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but i can't tell
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dude i've lost that kid holy mother of
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god
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found him
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what the [ __ ] oh no
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that's a sign i mean cool oh there he is
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[ __ ]
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if i can go down the hill without him
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noticing
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dude i'm so [ __ ]
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yo if i get to top 10 it'd be a god damn
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miracle
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oh let me really i'm here
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oh my god come on this is a matter of
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urgency
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oh
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are you kidding me ugh
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oh no it's always linked me a video
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oh oh we link me the he link me the
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selfie thing
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cool i'm gonna go on i'm gonna go send
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that to her later
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so a little time mystic we love you
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everyone's just like everyone's just uh
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talking to mystic now i think all right
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you know what
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i'm gonna go i'm gonna go make food i'm
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gonna go talk to emma
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because you know she needs a kind of i
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think she needs a bit of a pick-me-up
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anyway
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i understand why as well
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try to make a move just stay just to
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stay again
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oh how many kills was that i got one
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kill in that i guess
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two i'll do it i'll do you a double shot
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because i don't want to take two
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separate shots
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like english me for it
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oh [ __ ] okay a little bit more for the
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second one
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okay that's a lot of shot dude
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like anyway all right
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jesus [ __ ] this is terrible terrible
93:41
idea but three
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two one and goodbye
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ah