00:02
oh hello
00:06
why do i get why do i get a connection
00:08
here
00:09
why is it i can start it up in my room
00:13
dude this is gonna suck so bad if it's
00:15
gonna i'm gonna be outside and it's
00:16
gonna do this
00:18
[ __ ]
00:24
i know i just like headphones
00:30
i wear headphones usually just because
00:32
you know they give a vibe that
00:34
they give the don't talk to me like
00:36
which is precisely what i want for
00:37
day-to-day interactions with everyone
00:42
okay let's see if this works see in a
00:45
bit
00:46
so yeah holy [ __ ]
00:50
okay oh my god this is not bright enough
00:52
i cannot see
00:53
anything motion at the front door there
00:56
we go we good
00:57
damn look at my hair okay hi
01:03
okay listen this is ten times
01:09
this is ten times more scary than
01:16
okay okay okay
01:19
okay okay
01:26
i'm going to try and get out of my
01:28
neighborhood i think very quickly
01:30
i get away from where i am
01:34
you have a beautiful house thanks thanks
01:38
it's not mine
01:51
oh my god dude it's windy i can see my
01:53
eyes
01:56
look at that can you see that
02:17
close family friend
02:20
dude oh
02:24
like i mean this is fun and all but like
02:27
i'm still terrified
02:28
dude let's go play dead by daylight
02:30
let's get i'll not do
02:31
it let's go play a resident evil 7. i
02:34
would prefer that
02:37
what is that okay hold on hold on
02:41
there is a random box on my street also
02:45
there's a random box on my street i want
02:46
to find out what it is why is he
02:50
watching my twitch stream
02:51
who the [ __ ] told my family about twitch
02:53
who the [ __ ]
02:55
who told my family was it one of you i
02:58
knew it was one of you
03:01
where's the mask i'm sorry
03:05
i'm not gonna talk right now i'm not
03:06
gonna stand near anyone
03:08
it's the morning no one's actually out
03:10
yet
03:11
that's just a random box
03:15
is that a fridge no mini fridge this is
03:18
mini fridge
03:19
mini fridge
03:25
what shoes are you wearing
03:30
they don't match at all well i don't
03:33
[ __ ] care
03:34
because these are comfy
03:37
how long have you worn the makeup i
03:39
don't know
03:43
then don't die okay i'll try not to
03:48
all right i'm not going anywhere where i
03:51
know there's like tons of people
03:53
as much as you guys want me to go in
03:54
public i don't think it's really
03:57
the time i mean i am
04:01
[ __ ] people everywhere but still
04:05
i'm not i'm not like in a close
04:07
proximity to anyone i'm taking a route
04:09
where i won't be in close proximity to
04:10
anyone don't worry
04:12
like i'm avoiding schools and stuff like
04:14
that
04:18
i'm avoiding where people would have
04:19
been also not
04:26
guys
04:40
so
04:55
yeah this sucks
05:01
dude mike is windy i'm sorry
05:08
okay
05:10
yeah it's less it's more it's going to
05:12
be more windy than nighttime
05:13
too sketchy no this is actually less
05:16
sketchy than normal
05:18
it's just that i am mildly embarrassed
05:19
myself because
05:21
you know
05:25
i'm outside dressed like this so i'm a
05:27
little bit anxious
05:29
but not for any like
05:33
danger reason or just embarrassment
05:37
more just like i don't really want
05:38
anyone to see me oh yeah i have an idea
05:41
i could wear sunglasses
05:42
i want my sunglasses for a reason shall
05:44
we hold on
05:45
let's see if this works
05:50
and now no one knows who i am
05:54
although you can see my big ass notes
06:00
oh [ __ ] oh what's up
06:12
my god dude my twitch count is so
06:15
incredibly delight
06:17
how many people in the stream where are
06:18
they because mine just says like
06:20
you've got four people
06:23
[Music]
06:26
350 people oh my god cool this is cool
06:29
this is great this is great this is
06:32
great i'm having fun
06:36
oh look at you can actually kind of see
06:38
stuff that you wouldn't be able to see
06:39
in the day
06:40
like look there's a big thank you nhs
06:45
nice but i'm happy about this because
06:48
now
06:48
we're officially in a place where no one
06:50
knows who the [ __ ] i am
06:52
so i can kind of i don't need to really
06:55
whisper
07:12
okay let me through
07:16
dude my hairy ass arm
07:19
does not match i'm kind of ruining the
07:22
illusion here a little bit
07:27
ah [ __ ] there's a bunch of people that
07:29
take a different route
07:31
also no one's wearing a mask around here
07:33
i guess everyone has the same idea as me
07:35
get some exercise in the morning you
07:37
know dress up real pretty on a live
07:39
stream
07:41
let's cross the road to avoid
07:45
any possible detection of
07:48
kodano
07:51
okay
07:55
eat skeet going over here
08:08
you know what's kind of funny about this
08:09
is that the only reason i feel pretty
08:11
normal doing this around here is because
08:13
no one knows me right but it's only
08:15
because i don't go outside
08:17
ever
08:22
and let's get back over the road again
08:25
there's just a guy coming the other way
08:26
so i was like
08:28
six feet apart no no how let's try 30.
08:37
chat 60 cent of chat want you to go to
08:38
the shops 35 once
08:40
jedi i'm a [ __ ] jedi
08:45
there are shops we've gone the wrong way
08:48
if you wanted to go to the shops
08:50
and also i don't i'm not coming out with
08:53
a mask or gloves
08:57
[Music]
08:58
i don't know i feel comfortable with
09:01
that
09:05
i swear to god you're gonna watch this
09:06
thing fly off
09:08
swear to [ __ ] god
09:12
so shortest and sinking exactly
09:15
jedi i'm a jedi dude
09:19
all these people playing their morning
09:20
rounds of golf and i have no idea
09:23
that i'm in their midst go to shops
09:26
please nah
09:30
terrible idea
09:34
um well wouldn't be a terrible idea
09:37
if i know any shops that wouldn't have a
09:39
[ __ ] ton of people in it like this time
09:40
in the morning but like everyone's doing
09:42
their shops around about now
09:43
so probably not the best plan
09:47
i think it looks better no
09:51
yes that's pretty good tony
09:54
tony's not even in there is no point
09:57
because tony's not even
09:58
here honestly i'd have gone to the shops
10:01
of tony what's it
10:02
because tony's my [ __ ] boy oh [ __ ]
10:05
look okay
10:05
you know what now it's the daytime i can
10:07
actually talk about stuff that you can
10:08
see
10:09
damn that lighting there uh
10:12
so let me look let me show you this so
10:15
there's a house here
10:18
all right now this one was
10:22
in way worse shape look at all the stuff
10:24
that i had to remove for it right
10:27
now when i was originally looking at
10:28
houses i went oh
10:32
that'd be a great once again because
10:33
it's right where i live it's next to a
10:35
park
10:35
it's dope it's perfect for me uh
10:38
i get to kind of be near parents but
10:40
it's walking distance obviously
10:42
so i was like this is great and i
10:44
decided to look into the price because
10:45
it was a call
10:46
you had to call them to get it 450
10:50
000 pounds for a
10:54
misfire so sorry it's windy
10:59
000 pounds for that house and it was
11:03
destroyed i'm talking like if you were
11:05
ever going to make it look like a house
11:07
again you'd need to put
11:08
150 000 pounds and fix it
11:12
like you're talking build new walls so
11:15
much stuff
11:16
so because i am not that rich
11:20
even though it'd be really nice it's
11:22
like a dream area so like it's
11:24
how nice it is yeah so didn't do that
11:29
so i didn't do that got my one which i'm
11:31
still very happy with
11:33
just you know it was a third the price
11:35
so
11:40
i every [ __ ] person legitimately that
11:44
entire car of guys
11:46
swung their heads
11:50
it's the thigh ice man it's gonna be the
11:51
fire it's this is fairly short
11:54
and it's the thai ice maybe they noticed
11:57
the bulge
12:00
what the [ __ ] is that is that a man or
12:02
is that a one
12:04
i've been in an uber before where we
12:06
went past someone
12:07
and he like turned his head in went like
12:09
that someone
12:10
and he just went woman man
12:14
man or woman and i go what he was the
12:17
person we just passed
12:18
i can't i'm not going to try and emulate
12:20
the accident i felt like i'm going to
12:20
get canceled
12:22
but it was like very kind of broken
12:23
english woman who was there i was like i
12:25
don't [ __ ] know
12:26
i don't know i wasn't looking at people
12:28
like that
12:29
but honestly it was probably me from the
12:32
future trying to warn me
12:34
oh my god it was [ __ ] me dude back to
12:38
the future anymore
12:40
dude he probably saw me
12:44
he probably saw me after i had to quit
12:47
this uh twitch thing and become like a
12:48
drag queen what it was
12:55
wait what it was you it's like an old
12:59
couple over
13:02
oh my god don't do this to me don't do
13:05
this to me today
13:08
hold on
13:15
i'm gonna slow down a little bit because
13:17
i don't wanna
13:19
freak anyone out oh [ __ ] i just realized
13:21
i'm done
13:23
okay look you can see it feel that
13:27
it's going [ __ ] everywhere
13:34
remind me never to wear
13:38
lip gloss again i'm like tearing up out
13:41
this eye
13:42
you see that tears
13:53
again okay maybe this eyelash is going
13:54
to be the one that's going
13:58
this time i'm so used to looking at you
13:59
as a girl kind of get used to it man
14:02
i mean you are looking at like 10 hours
14:04
of mate 11 out
14:06
11 hours of makeup finn so a little bit
14:09
scuffed but still
14:11
oh yeah also there's a ton of houses
14:13
around here right that are worth a ton
14:14
of money
14:16
it's just damn dude stuff out of price
14:17
range sucks
14:22
tears of sadness look at that i'm
14:24
telling you if we're good
14:26
oh my god it's wind
14:30
that's why it's so windy around it you
14:32
need some hairspray
14:33
no i don't care oh
14:37
okay i think it's that i will do that
14:39
maybe i'll take this out my face a
14:40
little bit
14:42
oh how far around the park are we gonna
14:46
go
14:48
oh god i just realized i took a really
14:50
long way back
14:51
okay we have two options we go the
14:53
entire way around
14:54
and this becomes a little bit of a
14:56
longer walk or
14:58
we cut straight through it
15:01
and this becomes a very embarrassing
15:10
walk
15:12
oh no
15:20
what raid is this ship
15:24
what the [ __ ] oh no my mods
15:27
spotted okay help me also i'm crying
15:30
with that
15:31
see that was what happens when you
15:33
bought me i cry it's totally not because
15:34
of the wind
15:36
hey bud help me help me help me follow
15:40
us
15:40
help me the one time i'm not on my
15:42
computer to help out i can't even do
15:43
anything
15:44
listen cool this is all on you i'm so
15:47
sorry there's like no mods online this
15:48
is all on you
15:50
let me take this makeup off when i get
15:52
back because this is
15:56
go to tommy and his chat though should i
15:58
come pick you up
16:00
oh my god my [ __ ] dad just messed me
16:03
shall i come pick you up
16:04
no jesus christ
16:08
don't cry babe no oh my god
16:15
no don't crash okay
16:19
try voice would be adorable i can't do
16:21
it you need to speak to nat
16:23
nat can actually try and do that i just
16:24
straight up can't
16:28
oh i need to get my i need to get my
16:30
parents out my stream
16:32
someone find my parents uh my parents
16:34
accounts and ban them real
16:36
quick so they cannot they cannot tell
16:39
[ __ ] a long way around
16:44
oh which way around should we go let's
16:48
go
16:51
where should we go yeah something like
16:54
you because you're streaming in the
16:55
middle of the street
16:56
you ever think about that yeah i did
16:59
yeah who cares
17:00
maybe i should have maybe want a coat
17:05
or like a watercolor or maybe like uh
17:09
what's it called not this oh i've got an
17:12
idea
17:13
we stopped me tearing up a little bit
17:14
let's do
17:16
let's do this because feeding wind
17:19
everywhere
17:23
that is also really representing
17:28
a boosted board you ever seen how much
17:30
[ __ ] boosted boards go for nowadays
17:32
it's like what a thousand two hundred
17:35
pounds
17:37
i'd like that
17:42
engage raining imagine rain
17:46
good okay there we go we can go through
17:49
the park or we can go through around the
17:51
corner
17:55
oh no don't cut out now
17:58
oh that was fun i got a little bit
18:02
scared that this stream was gonna cut
18:03
out there
18:04
okay so much lag no
18:07
don't crash don't crash i think the bots
18:09
have all been in okay
18:11
we could go we could go through or we
18:13
could go around
18:14
where i go either way it's fine
18:21
park okay let's go there it's through
18:25
can't go around gotta go through it
18:38
always voice everyone else walks their
18:39
dogs around here
18:43
it's a nice place
19:06
maybe we should do yoga
19:16
what was that can you make it follow any
19:19
mode
19:19
ah good idea uh i don't know if i could
19:22
do that
19:22
i think cool can i call might be able to
19:25
because he's a mud
19:28
it's windy there you go
19:31
so much better now is it [ __ ] as if
19:34
it is
19:36
no
19:41
it's on oh okay good idea hey followers
19:46
what a great way of doing this
19:51
you know what this this got weirdly
19:52
relaxing after a while
20:04
coming to your house i'm bringing
20:06
hairspray please do
20:08
i'm in urgent care i'm in urgent need
20:17
trapping irl that's the next video
20:24
the people titans look around tons
20:30
i'm just taking the path of least
20:32
resistance
20:35
i'm after a like a [ __ ] electron
20:45
yeah okay so
20:49
i can't really show you this
20:52
let me try but no one is
20:57
no one's wearing a mask
21:00
no you get one exercise a day which
21:03
everyone is doing
21:04
so the the way the way the laws work
21:06
over here now or the way that they've
21:08
set it up
21:09
is you get one a day one walk a day
21:11
right
21:13
or you get one exercise a day i think
21:15
it's supposed to be
21:16
and then
21:19
and then like you can go out for work
21:20
relatable like if you absolutely have to
21:22
you can go
21:23
something like you know you need to walk
21:27
the dog
21:27
you can do that multiple times or if you
21:29
need to go to work you need to walk to
21:30
work you can do that
21:32
and wearing a mask isn't more really
21:36
that's why no one's doing it but
21:39
everyone does it if you need to go into
21:40
a crowded space like
21:41
a supermarket but it's pretty well
21:44
understood around here that you just
21:46
don't walk
21:48
you just don't walk close to people you
21:51
don't walk close to you don't hang out
21:52
close to people even if you're like
21:54
friends
21:55
just don't it's a bad idea just sort of
21:58
like
21:59
you know the sort of thing if like you
22:01
do wrong someone will kind of just step
22:03
back and be like
22:04
there might backing off a bit but
22:08
like i'll take you around and walk
22:09
through the really dense woods in a
22:11
second instead of all out in the open
22:13
because this park's really nice now
22:15
because all the trees are all green and
22:17
[ __ ]
22:18
like it's a nice place
22:22
so i moved close to here so i could
22:24
stick around here you should try
22:26
sleeping
22:27
no there are bots why are there butts
22:32
[Music]
22:34
behind you i know there's everyone
22:35
behind me
22:47
i don't even know you
22:51
look at mom
22:54
the [ __ ] to bed
22:58
ah okay sorry i don't work at mom
23:01
anymore
23:04
oh [ __ ]
23:18
also because trees are quite nice and
23:21
no one walks over here they will walk on
23:22
the pathway
23:24
and i like the trees
23:30
if you don't get stabbed in the head
23:31
with a branch
23:36
you're still you're getting
23:38
follow-butted
23:41
you can set it to serve by any mode
23:44
and then i can't really talk to many
23:46
people ah i don't like that idea
23:48
actually
23:50
yeah don't set it up just keep it as is
23:58
girl boys i can't i can't how many peop
24:00
how many times do i need to say
24:02
i cannot do it i don't know how
24:06
are you perhaps dumb
24:09
don't swear
24:13
how is it in regular shoes i can still
24:15
trip
24:16
okay there we go i can actually i don't
24:20
have to be like here now could be like
24:22
look at this
24:26
i love this place
24:29
this is like the tall place where you
24:31
take your dog to and they'll pick up a
24:32
whole branch to take it home
24:34
like this will come through and pick up
24:36
something like that
24:39
it's crazy ship i haven't been outside
24:43
in five days oh my god
24:45
should we go on a walk make sure to
24:46
bring a mask in gloves like i am
24:52
also i'll try and stay away from people
25:12
i don't know whether we should do so
25:13
badly not kind of like shitty because
25:16
we've got like
25:17
what 30 subs and not all of them are
25:19
here
25:20
i don't know
25:26
dog
25:34
give me a second about these guys good
25:35
idea
25:38
my mods working tirelessly cool i am
25:40
glad i've given you
25:42
the permissions you deserve cal good
25:46
morning
25:48
can we get a gg for cool in the chat
25:54
is it just if you set it to separately
25:59
no it isn't so badly i think frick oh no
26:02
okay we are trying to deal with the bots
26:05
they look good also look at this
26:08
siberian now okay look there's little
26:11
like
26:13
treasure hunts all around this place
26:14
because this like this place that uh
26:17
schools really often come
26:22
to do all hunts i mean
26:25
not really anymore because you know all
26:26
the schools straight down but still do
26:28
so
26:30
there's another one over here look i'm
26:31
really good at this if i was a scorch
26:33
out
26:34
he's so good at finding these wow
26:37
no not so boldly i'm sorry how are you
26:41
i'm doing great i think i was nervous
26:43
originally
26:44
and i was generously given the [ __ ]
26:46
finnet fit what synaptism
26:48
fanatism the art of not caring you see
26:52
as soon as you stop caring things matter
26:54
way less
26:55
like that person that's looking at me
26:57
things might not weigh less
27:01
points for sub message finn how's your
27:04
day
27:04
do you like do you like mac and cheese
27:06
everyone likes packages find me a person
27:08
that doesn't like mac and cheese and
27:09
i'll find you a liar
27:22
that one three points to me
27:38
[Music]
27:44
cool see everyone keeps their distance
27:48
just kind of a thing
27:56
and now we're on my road for the cheap
27:58
price of 60
28:00
69.99 69.69
28:03
you could not care about one single
28:05
thing
28:10
honestly i'm trying to adopt this uh
28:13
i'm trying to adopt this way of thinking
28:15
this uh
28:17
a variation of stoicism i think it is i
28:20
think that's what i get to decide it
28:22
because i'm the
28:22
i'm the psychologist that came up with
28:24
it right
28:26
i took psychology for a few years i call
28:28
myself a psychologist i think
28:31
what does it take to get it to become a
28:33
psychologist what does it take to call
28:35
yourself psychologist
28:36
i'm going to say knowing who freud is
28:39
you're allowed to call yourself a
28:40
psychologist
28:41
in which case i win [ __ ]
28:45
i came up with i've came up with a
28:47
school of thought
28:52
i don't like mac and cheese not vegan
28:54
what
28:57
wait what my dude no one said you have
28:59
to eat vegan mac and cheese
29:01
i'm not sure how good vegan mac and
29:02
cheese is
29:05
it's just a bunch of salt and stuff i
29:06
mean i've had vegan cheese before just
29:08
tastes like
29:08
like it just makes it powder but i guess
29:12
maybe in mac and cheese that's okay
29:14
maybe
29:17
oh let me make sure it's fine
29:22
in queensland talk to someone
29:26
terrible plan terrible plan although you
29:30
know what's going to be interesting i'm
29:31
on the way back home now
29:32
and my dad texted me just i was going
29:34
out want me to come pick you up so he's
29:36
watching the stream
29:37
so you're either here right now which in
29:39
which case go away
29:41
and two why are you worried about me
29:45
do you do you think it's gonna be
29:48
interesting when i come back in
29:50
i was worried about you nip slip
29:58
life instead i've been running say hi
30:00
finn's dead
30:01
live instead 4fps lag no no no no okay
30:05
it's good now
30:09
oh like for a hot minute i finished that
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life is dead
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i wonder what this twitch account is
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goddamn this might be curious
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okay funny story my dad when he was once
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trying
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to when he was once trying to follow me
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on social media
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he followed some parody accounts so
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i just i was the only reason i found out
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is because i was next to his phone
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and i would like every now and then
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before that i'd have said like oh did
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you see that tweet i made you go
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now i was like oh okay because i thought
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he followed my account
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and i saw his phone and i saw me tweet
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on his phone a new tweet from finn
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i haven't tweeted in two days it was a
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[ __ ] parody account saying like
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i'm gonna come eat your toes or
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something and i was like this is who
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this is what you think i've been talking
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about this entire time
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on my twitter really anyway
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so i do wonder what if my dad just
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follows a bunch of accounts such as
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parody accounts
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my sister knows my twitch i know it's my
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twitch my dad knows my twitch apparently
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it's not good i don't know whether it's
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better if he follows parody accounts or
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he falls actually me
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i don't know which one of us is worse
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wow i got so bright it's so bright
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really quick
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you tell anybody i missed the entire
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stream no
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i've still got 10 hours to go
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i mean you missed 10 hours of it you
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missed like 12 hours of it
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but i got monster i got kettle chips i'm
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a [ __ ]
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i'm gonna carry on vibing
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hey i said with twitch oh yeah how's the
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box how's the
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bottom accounts thing coming along i'm
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about to get home so i can come help you
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with it
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but like oof
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oh my god hey look i got my daily
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exercise in
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i finally i lost the calories from the
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three monster i need to drink some whole
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pack of kettle chris i'm about to drink
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ah
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i'm never gonna get this hair out that
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way
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no never going to happen
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there you go oh look my car they got
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absolutely annihilated in a storm
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up to up two accounts from 15 minutes
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ago
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nice peripheral logs be spammed okay
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i don't know why i have twitch prime i
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got the free trial two years ago
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it's still letting me sub but i'm not
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complaining okay
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hey money taken from amazon from jeff
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bezos
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given to me i promise i'll use it so
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much better
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guarantee you jeff bezos doesn't order
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monster energy drinks in the livestream
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i do okay time to help you with accounts
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oh that was actually a fun walk i
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enjoyed that should we see how [ __ ] up
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my makers
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eyelash no eyelash no
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this thing is having a hard time okay
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i'll see you on see you on my computer
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in three two
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one