00:00
god my hair's nice post it on here
00:04
okay
00:05
[Music]
00:08
oh my god you know what i can't spell
00:11
what did i just say
00:12
herrick's here extreme hair
00:15
hair actions all right it's going to
00:18
take like a it's going to take like a
00:20
minute or two
00:21
for everyone to come in from uh from the
00:23
twitch
00:24
uh notification that they send out it's
00:27
like it's high it's
00:28
a high noon my guy so there's gonna be
00:30
like four people in chat for a second
00:34
and then a discord because they just
00:36
come through this chord and then twitch
00:37
will send out their notification then
00:39
you'll just see like
00:40
hi i was just scrolling through your
00:43
clips
00:44
my guy there's like there's so many
00:46
clips on youtube
00:47
that on youtube now there's a guy
00:50
running it
00:50
for me who's editing there it is look at
00:53
that there's everyone
00:56
it's getting quicker and quicker with
00:57
how twitch send out that notification
00:59
hey so today's the day it is time
01:03
uh i promised i was gonna do this a
01:04
while ago oh by the way is my audio okay
01:07
is it in slow mode no there's no slow
01:09
mode but it'll slow down
01:11
kitchen dude the kitchen stream but with
01:13
better audio and a better camera
01:16
is this the why is this the hair
01:18
extensions it is hold on can i
01:20
am i free to hold these up like
01:23
can i allow to touch these yeah they're
01:25
professional
01:27
okay so these are these are them
01:31
that's what's going on to my head
01:34
all right are we good for are we good
01:36
for audio or does it just suck because
01:37
i'm just using like the
01:39
i'm just using this i genuinely don't
01:41
know how bad this is
01:45
oh my god yes yeah it's happening uh
01:48
how long are these going to stay in for
01:50
they will stay in for
01:51
up to a month
01:55
up to a month what's what's the minimum
01:58
a million could be an hour okay
02:03
everyone in chat right now saying
02:07
all yes the audio is okay audio's good
02:10
audio is good okay cool
02:12
it might be a bit delayed because we're
02:14
going based on just i'm going on
02:16
internet so i i apologize if there's any
02:18
lag because usually my computer is
02:19
hardwired to the internet
02:21
so i i'm fair warning if it cuts out or
02:24
it's going to be real bad
02:26
just because i'm on wi-fi okay because
02:28
i'm downstairs i didn't move my whole
02:30
computer i just moved my camera and i'm
02:31
on a laptop
02:34
okay okay okay what's the first thing
02:37
that we do in this first thing we're
02:38
going to do
02:39
is we are going to comb your hair for
02:41
the first time
02:44
yeah it's just three months worth of
02:46
growth
02:47
he isn't just like a woman for once oh
02:49
wow that's about to
02:51
extending i've called the stream
02:53
extending bodily hairs
02:55
do you think that's something that's
02:57
dressed like a woman you can't see
02:59
underneath the table
03:03
i'm just wearing a skirt oh my god what
03:06
the hell
03:07
oh my god a thousand viewers oh we've
03:09
got a thousand people watching this
03:11
so let me give you some uh some insight
03:13
here for people that don't know
03:14
what's happening so this is my father he
03:17
is
03:18
a hair ex what have you done there
03:22
he's a oh [ __ ] someone just gifted 20
03:25
subscribers
03:27
that's like a hundred bucks i think
03:30
all right all right all right we are on
03:32
a roll
03:33
finally i can pay for the labor now the
03:36
labor cost of it he's charging me way
03:38
too much
03:39
you'd have thought that family would
03:40
charge less but no i'm getting ripped
03:42
off here
03:45
so my dad's uh my dad's been working in
03:47
hair replacement and hairdressing and
03:49
everything like that for um
03:51
how many years oh my gosh
03:54
since 40 years so
03:58
i kind of uh if anyone's going to do
04:00
this it's going to be me
04:05
god this is so we initially got i think
04:08
i was talking about this earlier by the
04:09
way
04:10
real human hair it's not actually the
04:12
the current the wig that i use
04:13
hey mother she just walked past and gave
04:16
the worst
04:17
look she's gone i
04:21
i wasn't even recording but i had the
04:23
camera set up and she just sprinted past
04:25
in order to get her stuff
04:26
oh my god what just happened what did i
04:28
miss oh god
04:30
this is not my usual setup battle ball
04:33
oh my god thanks for so much for the 10
04:34
subs my guy
04:36
holy crap show is the mother the mother
04:38
is ran she doesn't want to be on the
04:40
video
04:41
she has like she won't even go my mom
04:43
won't even go out to the shops without
04:44
doing her makeup and getting good
04:47
clothes on or whatever
04:51
oh wait maybe hey mom
04:54
where is she hey mom do you wanna say hi
04:58
oh that was real hot
05:03
first one wow it's like a rat tail could
05:06
we just leave it like this
05:08
[Laughter]
05:17
all right okay let me check on my
05:20
uh okay let me just make sure
05:22
everything's good here
05:24
oh actually the stream leg's not even
05:26
that bad this isn't even that laggy
05:28
okay cool
05:34
you're mad a little bit
05:39
oh [ __ ]
05:42
no no keep going
05:46
look at this absolute mess it's this
05:49
side of my head right now
05:50
i'll get so is oh god
05:57
ruby she's just standing behind the
05:59
laptop just
06:00
doing this just like
06:05
oh jesus
06:10
yeah your dad's doing an awesome job for
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being
06:13
supportive are you supportive of this of
06:15
course is mom calling you
06:23
[Laughter]
06:31
i feel like the uh the amount of people
06:33
that think i'm either gay or trans
06:35
i wonder why
06:39
i haven't quite uh quite i can't quite
06:42
tell why
06:44
is it growing in numbers this is very
06:46
this is a different hair color
06:51
ah okay that makes sense it's gonna go
06:54
like uh
06:55
this is hollow this is like okay so the
06:58
first thing when i asked like so what
07:00
are we doing with this
07:01
because i'm i'm at least aware that you
07:02
can get human hair
07:04
like stuff and you can also get
07:06
synthetic hair which is
07:07
plastic hair right and then which is
07:10
what what the current wig is made out of
07:11
plastic hair synthetic
07:14
synthetic cap now
07:18
this one covered wigs made out of
07:20
synthetic hair
07:21
uh no text to speech there should be a
07:23
text to speech
07:25
oh god have i turned off oh wait no i
07:26
might have turned off text oh i'm dumb i
07:28
turned off the extra
07:29
okay it's fixed now oh [ __ ] hold on okay
07:33
let me read out some donation mystics
07:35
mystic said you'd be looking cute thank
07:36
you thank you mystic oh i know
07:38
text-to-speech should be fine it's just
07:40
not in fact hold on let me uh
07:42
it's just it's still doing the subs oh
07:44
there we go see
07:46
can your dad hear feces he can't
07:49
i can read them out to him if you want
07:54
uh oh my god yeah that donation was
07:58
that's really hot that donation was four
07:59
minutes ago okay let me
08:01
i'll turn it off and on again and then
08:02
play it you're like
08:04
she's just giggling
08:10
okay uh where's streamlabs oh jesus
08:13
christ
08:15
okay uh god damn it where do i find my
08:17
stream
08:18
oh there it is huh
08:23
we're not gonna have enough hair oh [ __ ]
08:26
this is gonna be a
08:28
process let's do one half
08:33
i did say when they initially came it
08:35
does not look like a lot
08:37
but i did also say this might end up bad
08:40
so call it the content of it okay let me
08:44
let me play the donations that i miss
08:47
jesus christ
08:49
[Music]
08:52
you be looking cute finn really really
08:55
do i
08:56
i don't agree does it hurt no it doesn't
08:59
it doesn't really feel like anything
09:01
he does like it's about to get a bit hot
09:05
now but not really i love this a little
09:08
too much
09:12
yeah well there goes me headphone
09:17
oh [ __ ]
09:22
[Music]
09:25
well first time watching your stream
09:28
wait fellow uk
09:31
those extensions so low good to see you
09:34
by the way
09:35
this is his first time in a stream this
09:38
is quite the introduction
09:41
call a 60 i can't call him i don't know
09:43
if you've noticed but i'm preoccupied
09:45
oh [ __ ] yeah this is your first time in
09:49
the stream i hope you've got your wages
09:51
on
09:53
it's just downhill from here
09:56
[Music]
09:59
oh there was just no message in that one
10:01
thanks thanks for attending
10:02
super uh monkey i've managed to get you
10:04
your p.o box package came in you're like
10:07
the only person that addressed it with
10:08
your ign on it so i know who it was
10:11
uh but that's upstairs and i don't know
10:13
what you i i
10:14
would have opened them down here but i
10:16
don't know if i want
10:18
i don't know i don't know if i want to
10:19
open up the live stream
10:22
okay father of finn rose the ring is
10:24
already in the mail but do i have
10:26
your blessing no i'm going to answer
10:29
that for him now
10:31
we might end up just doing one side of
10:32
this oh my god
10:36
this is
10:43
only it got suspended off twitch yeah
10:45
i'm not i'm not surprised it's just all
10:46
dmca takedowns now
10:49
it's he literally runs a radio station
10:50
that i'm not sure
10:52
was it even allowed in the first place
10:54
by the way or was it just kind of like
10:56
just kind of skirting the rules i don't
10:57
know whether i ever asked
10:59
a6d about that
11:03
side mullet bold look
11:08
oh my god jesus christ
11:12
i hope this turns out well uh i did warn
11:15
it
11:16
probably won't because i think the way
11:18
that you're supposed to do extensions is
11:20
actually don't you dare film me ruby
11:24
not that you want anyone to see no no of
11:27
course
11:31
jesus
11:35
would you like to see something on the
11:37
realm we made for you
11:38
i'd love to but i'm unable to this thing
11:41
i can't really get onto
11:43
the craft right now because you know
11:47
instead of five thousand dollar donation
11:49
for eyelash extensions
11:51
i think they only i think they last for
11:53
like a week or two
11:55
can you snap your fingers and say okay
11:57
you you
11:58
are no i can definitely not
12:03
facetime your friends and see their
12:04
reactions uh i'll need to kind of go
12:06
like that
12:07
because i don't think this is gonna work
12:09
for both sides of it
12:11
unless you do like one of those you know
12:13
like comb-overy looks
12:15
you know what i mean have everything go
12:18
like
12:18
that everything is possible are you
12:21
going to say
12:22
you have got like when was the last time
12:24
you had like one and a half thousand
12:25
people watching you do you
12:26
this is good advertisement or bad
12:28
advertisement depending on how this goes
12:30
i think that was uh
12:33
jesus [ __ ] christ
12:40
also just leave it as half would
12:43
definitely stand out
12:45
yeah i agree my voice is kind of going
12:49
because i just did a video oh [ __ ]
12:53
we want ruby they i just got a donation
12:56
that says we want ruby
12:59
do you want to pop in and give the
13:00
viewers what they want do a
13:02
tick tock dance thing you're over there
13:04
they can't see you i can see you
13:06
they can't get your dad to straighten
13:10
your normal hair
13:11
get your dad to straighten your normal
13:13
hair how do you reckon i go
13:19
i've got like a lions this stuff smells
13:22
really bad
13:24
did i ever say that it doesn't smell
13:26
good at all
13:28
it smells like bleach
13:31
like this is probably like just regular
13:34
hair that's been dyed right
13:35
yeah yeah the way i i asked before oh
13:38
god
13:39
hey you because i heard he agreed to the
13:41
ring so i kind of don't need the
13:43
blessing
13:44
fair enough the uh the the original
13:48
when i was i was gonna say before when i
13:50
fir when i asked like oh [ __ ] what is
13:52
this
13:52
i could wear a hat on top of this it
13:54
might look kind of good like four or a
13:55
hat
13:56
it doesn't show the top of it because
13:57
i'm gonna do the
14:00
blend top some fringe
14:04
sounds good because i've got a good
14:07
fridge
14:08
hello there it is
14:23
it's on every stream because it's if you
14:26
burn my ear
14:30
okay
14:34
oh that was really hot i can't have that
14:36
yeah
14:40
60 what the [ __ ] i'm getting a mullet a
14:42
a60
14:44
okay
14:47
if you straight that's what i was saying
14:48
if you straighten your fringes
14:51
it might look better maybe i don't know
14:54
how that oh god
14:57
have i ever had ever has anyone ever
14:58
straightened my hair before
15:00
i was once yes was it bad no no it was
15:04
really good when you were about 12. oh i
15:07
can remember that
15:08
guy who had the normal the normal
15:11
hairdresser's
15:12
next to my shot gareth if you're looking
15:16
how i can count the amount of times i've
15:17
actually had my hair cut by someone
15:19
other than you on one hand
15:22
yeah there's a that one i think mom took
15:25
me to her one because you i don't know
15:26
whether you got fed up
15:28
oh my god i don't know what that was
15:29
back in the day but
15:31
you've got cheap child cares cheaper
15:33
take you to the barbers than it was to
15:34
exactly
15:35
a professional well i don't pay you
15:39
true but are you a professional
15:44
yeah when i asked about what these were
15:45
i keep missing this point
15:47
when i asked about what these were the
15:50
answer i was given was
15:51
like because they were these were fairly
15:53
cheap these were not fairly cheap
15:58
so these were like we got two of them
16:01
and they were like what 20 quid
16:02
yeah i don't know if you can tell
16:10
what we what we did right is your dad a
16:12
hairdresser yeah i guess technically is
16:14
that what you call yourself
16:15
yeah hairdresser i mean he does he does
16:17
a ton i think you do more
16:19
guy like hair replacement stuff don't
16:21
you yeah i do
16:23
he literally does wigs for people with
16:27
chemotherapy recovery he's a good guy
16:30
i'm not i'm a catholic
16:34
it's all about the money the people
16:37
going through chemo can really pay
16:45
jesus christ for the american market
16:48
[ __ ]
16:49
keep up your insurance payments we're
16:51
gonna get cancelled
16:54
do you see where i get my uh comedic
16:57
talents from certainly not you i sure
16:59
don't
17:02
yeah your dad's brilliant man people
17:05
like you
17:05
people really like we're members of my
17:07
family because they often say dumb stuff
17:13
that's why we live in the industrial
17:15
north what i was told when i asked how
17:17
why these were so cheap was that they're
17:19
quote russian they're they're what
17:23
harvested from russians what was it
17:26
what'd you say
17:27
it's just yeah they're just
17:31
probably unethically sourced
17:34
so yeah i mean if you want to look at
17:35
these uh do i
17:37
if you want to look at the ethics of
17:39
this you're actually
17:41
doing something so after this is the
17:43
cheerleader
17:44
outfit education in the third world
17:47
young people will sell their hair
17:50
to um essentially
17:55
you know the american market they will
17:57
buy the hair and
17:58
i'm
18:00
[Music]
18:08
educational facilities and the money
18:11
goes to the local villages
18:13
i feel like doing your thing i feel like
18:14
you're just trying to rationalize it
18:16
[Laughter]
18:19
i'm loving this natural hair look yeah i
18:21
could i totally don't look like a
18:23
crackhead
18:24
right as of right now
18:27
yo i should go into our cops closed i
18:29
should go see tony
18:32
that'd be a good surprise with tony [ __ ]
18:35
who in the chat remembers tony that
18:37
whole fiasco
18:39
wait how many viewers are in holy [ __ ]
18:42
does that have six yep
18:43
there's like one one thousand seven
18:45
hundred people watching this oh [ __ ]
18:48
oh thanks so much for the twitch prime
18:50
my guy ma
18:54
[ __ ] i hate dude please get a please get
18:56
a name that i can pronounce
18:58
my mom tt rg i
19:01
if i if i can't pronounce your name i'm
19:02
just gonna spell it out
19:04
ruby has wine what the [ __ ] did i miss
19:06
in the background did you get wine did
19:08
you steal alcohol
19:10
did you just steal okay sure it was i
19:14
told you your underage
19:15
alcoholism in this family's got growing
19:22
rampant
19:24
[ __ ] saw the reset for two months oh
19:25
yeah oh my god
19:29
i know it's their name the i don't know
19:32
what the rest of it says but the first
19:34
their first name is herpes
19:39
do you know what herpes is are you sure
19:42
that's
19:44
i don't know how old are you 12. oh yeah
19:47
i don't know
19:49
that's not the guy that owns the
19:50
delivery service hermes
19:53
no it's it's definitely a p or a queue
19:56
or something
19:58
and also oh yeah and i come dude
20:02
ty called i you also subscribed i didn't
20:04
say thank you because i was
20:05
just looking at the guy with herpes in
20:07
his name
20:12
nope now they can't hear us
20:15
wait no i can't even stop there can't
20:17
even swap this round
20:20
my hair's in my way my very new hair is
20:23
in my way
20:24
do we love tony do you guys remember
20:25
tony underage drinking
20:28
have you drank before oh no i get i gave
20:30
you um i'll give you cider
20:32
i'll gave you a bit of sign i'll give
20:34
you a bit of cider
20:38
it's uk culture to drink way before you
20:40
should that's just kind of the that's a
20:42
rite of passage almost
20:44
i disagree but i disagree
20:49
now they can't hear us that's not how a
20:51
mic works i wouldn't listen i've been a
20:54
youtuber longer than you have cool
20:56
it's a german joke on on hermes oh greek
21:00
god yeah i know who
21:01
okay listen your german joke thing oh
21:04
yeah the rest of it was german that's
21:05
right
21:08
thing i think i am sexually confused now
21:12
how are you confused at this
21:15
i don't know how does this this this is
21:18
i could 100 percent go on to omegle
21:20
right now and completely
21:22
completely uh pass as a girl yep
21:33
all right don't worry i just haven't
21:35
brushed my hair in like three years
21:41
thanks thanks dude please your name's
21:45
dretched42 thanks for twitching
21:48
[ __ ] my god
21:52
the void is coming the void is consuming
21:55
yep well i am
21:56
three bottles of wine down now three
21:58
bottles of wine
22:00
please correct how much hey dad have you
22:03
ever drank three bottles of wine around
22:05
yeah i don't know what i expected
22:12
bottles of wine does that not kill a
22:14
person
22:16
okay you make it extremely amusing
22:21
in my opinion makes you really fun i was
22:25
the funniest
22:26
guy i was the funniest guy
22:32
for like 20 minutes and then he was out
22:38
oh my god
22:43
three bottles of wine on the wall baked
22:46
vanilla there you go baked vanilla good
22:47
name
22:48
solid name don't know what it means but
22:49
it's a solid name thanks frank
22:53
i just breathe i just straight up
22:56
inhaled part of that
23:03
i can't tell if it's getting better or
23:05
worse as it goes
23:08
i feel like you need a bit like there
23:10
three is just to start the night of
23:13
three is just to start the night off
23:14
yeah it's the it's the pre-game
23:18
the pre-game three bottles of wine oh
23:21
god
23:22
yep i've found the exact strand that is
23:25
going to annoy me forever
23:40
do your sister's makeup ruby would you
23:42
even let me near you
23:48
maybe
23:50
so these are to clarify for the stream
23:51
people these are
23:53
taping sticking extensions or something
23:55
yeah oh look there it is
23:57
these are the quick and easy way to make
24:00
your hair longer
24:01
straight up grab my eye socket
24:03
[Music]
24:05
i'm getting very close to being you kind
24:07
of
24:09
yeah you are actually for the editor
24:11
that's editing this right now i'm not
24:13
sure if
24:13
i think i have to empty my 3l vodka
24:16
bottle now that i might forget
24:19
three liter bottles of what yeah this is
24:20
the perfect time to start drinking i
24:22
know it is for me
24:24
what i just reached
24:28
oh well that's the camera not that
24:39
somehow i doubt it uh
24:42
rose and finn are becoming one
24:47
everyone's just saying hi to as soon as
24:48
you walk through frame everyone says
24:50
hi ruby congratulations you just got a
24:53
new system
24:56
to ruby congratulations you just got a
24:58
new sister
25:00
i hate chat oh my god
25:05
yeah i this is definitely the how do
25:08
okay women of the chat uh which
25:11
apparently like 40
25:12
of you are how how and why
25:17
in fact can we do another poll what's
25:18
the percentage like because this is like
25:20
the most viewers i've had ever
25:21
so let's do a poll all right how much
25:23
what should let's do a
25:24
gender poll
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i can't tell what i look like but i look
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like something
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and it's something not someone
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okay there is no possible way that
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seventy percent of you are female
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don't lie to me
25:47
i know my channel stats i'll have to hit
25:49
up your dad for some hair extensions
25:52
i swear to god everyone that's a girl as
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well as male 1 everyone there's a guy
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that's very female
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if i'm in the uk i'll have to hit up
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your dab for some hair extensions
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where did you get these oh these came
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off either
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okay should we do some advertising for
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what
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what do you have to advertise no don't
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advertise the crazy russian hair people
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don't
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these are cool absolutely no
26:21
i like how this doesn't what these are
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called tape in
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hair taping hair tips
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no there is what do you think that is
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that's stupid oh sorry i wouldn't want
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to promote the crazy russian
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like but if you turn around behind me
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there's just nothing
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there's it's just this applies to the
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very front of me
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if anyone sees me from behind fool
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there's nothing you know what
26:51
surprisingly for the crazy russian
26:52
people there's like
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they're pretty good english
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wait 48 hours before you shampoo your
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hair
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okay
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i'm just reading this yeah if i
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reckon you're gonna need some here
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because it looks very
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there because it looks very one-sided
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looks very lord of
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looks like very uh what girl out of the
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ring on the right side
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and redneck mullet on the other side
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okay we've got two more left so
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oh god i'm just gonna give that and then
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straighten your fringe and then we're
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through
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exactly i've gone okay fastest hair
27:39
extensions in the west
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western world
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i can't tell if you're quoting a meme
27:46
which i don't think you are or you're
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quoting the meme where it came from
27:49
which is even funnier
27:52
i feel like everyone knows that
27:54
reference but no one knows what it's
27:55
from
27:58
in all fairness there's like a look of a
28:00
person you do look like a hairdresser
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you know i mean you got the glasses and
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everything
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and the brush and the hair that's crazy
28:08
you really
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it's the way that he moves
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hey finn now how do you feel when you
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how do you feel when you wear the hair
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uh like it's in my eyes all the time
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[Music]
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your hair actually looks like the toupee
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yeah that's what i was gonna say i look
28:28
like
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it looks like my real hair is the fake
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hair
28:32
it's like this is the real hair but i've
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put my the other hair on top of it
28:40
oh my god yeah immediately hi ruby
28:49
that's that's comforting i'm glad that
28:51
you're drinking on the job
28:55
poor ruby curse for the family
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are you saying this i'm a curse
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oh we're all we are okay
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oh yeah sorry you know it's the it's
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kind of the hair
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bottom
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like static okay how bad is it
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uh i don't know how bad i don't know how
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bad
29:35
the mic static is i'm not entirely sure
29:37
what's causing it though either
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pretty bad wait if i just do that
29:45
how bad is the sound oh hey doggo hey
29:47
milo i bet you i look different huh
29:53
let me try this again it's okay very bad
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okay
29:57
uh what what about now
30:05
what he's saying i don't look great
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thank you adorable thank you
30:13
i don't know if you can hear but it's
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just adorable
30:17
half my chat is just it sounds terrible
30:19
half of it's like oh it's great now
30:21
okay
30:25
what what what are you laughing at
30:28
there's trying so hard not to laugh what
30:30
are you laughing at i don't get it
30:42
thank you you could do you want to pop
30:44
onto the stream they've seen dad they've
30:46
seen ruby i don't think they know you
30:49
she's she's going like that
30:52
come say hi no you're not you put behind
30:54
a welcome uh it's like at my eye level
30:56
there you go this is my mom mom and dad
30:59
the two most proud people in the world
31:02
we can live with the tiny static
31:09
oh my god oh my jesus
31:15
oh yeah
31:24
repeat what you just said jesus christ
31:29
to quote to to rephrase don't you dare
31:34
thank you for a fair maiden
31:39
how did you just have a flower handy
31:42
okay off camera though
31:46
off camera ruby said mum you've got two
31:48
daughters and she whispered i always
31:50
knew i'd been
31:51
oh i always thought i did you dick
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darling
32:12
oh
32:19
no i'm not i'm not changing anything
32:21
this is a temporary this is
32:23
a temporary thing oh
32:31
[ __ ] what what are you saying
32:36
you should see behind me hold on hold on
32:39
can i how bad does it look behind me
32:42
turn around and see i can't i'm never
32:45
going to be able to see it but i want to
32:46
turn around for the stream after this is
32:48
a thing
32:58
oh my god
33:04
every time you touch it it goes into one
33:07
of my like
33:08
eyes nose or mouth
33:14
oh [ __ ] my hair is long you should melt
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my hair
33:17
yeah what does that look like why is
33:18
that looking melted
33:22
my hair just got weirdly shiny there oh
33:26
my god
33:29
holy [ __ ] karen stuff
33:33
i can't see it there's a dead hand in
33:35
the way
33:37
give me that
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photo
33:44
there you go wow
33:48
i can't you know i don't look like a
33:50
girl i look like i've
33:51
invented i look like i'm in an edm band
33:55
i look like i look like skrillex's like
33:58
younger brother
34:09
okay oh my god i can
34:12
there is like it's just hair on the
34:14
sides and then nothing can i turn around
34:17
what we've created is a reverse mullet
34:19
then i would love to show you
34:21
come see them behind me i just want to
34:22
see you seeing behind me on camera
34:34
i look like i look like what i should
34:36
have looked like if i was going through
34:37
a teenage rebellion
34:39
are you cutting my hair my
34:42
luscious locks
34:48
it's not a face
34:52
it's not a phase mom
34:56
oh [ __ ] my hair oh my hair
35:18
it's everyone's audio i mean it can't
35:19
really hear you too well because there's
35:21
hair cutting in the way but
35:31
[Music]
35:32
i really this is what i look like as a
35:33
toddler
35:35
were you horrified most of the time oh
35:38
thanks
35:40
yes you need to get more so you can
35:41
finish the back then
35:43
need to get more so you can finish the
35:44
back i don't really i don't think i'm
35:46
gonna have this long enough to wait
35:47
around for a delivery
35:50
right okay i don't like how quiet he was
35:54
there
35:54
uh hold on i kind of want to turn around
35:57
and see the reverse mullet
35:58
but i'm i'm what i'm going to do is i'm
36:00
going to turn around then i'm going to
36:01
tab into my stream so i can see what it
36:02
looks like because i don't know but i
36:03
know it looks bad
36:05
okay
36:10
wait why are you playing oh no it just
36:12
lagged why are you lagging as soon as i
36:13
do that
36:14
the mail oh god i didn't see it everyone
36:17
else did
36:18
gosh darn it okay
36:22
okay nope my stream is my stream is by
36:25
far not
36:26
good enough to support both of them
36:30
okay beanie yeah okay give me a minute
36:34
give me a minute
36:34
do you want to entertain them i know
36:37
this great joke
36:39
don't you dare
36:42
that will get us taken off the air for
36:44
about 14
36:45
million years i'm gonna start a punk
36:49
rock band
36:55
[Music]
37:06
leg
37:12
your shitty hair
37:22
all the cats made oh cats made it on
37:26
eric the cat look
37:34
okay this could be this could be a thing
37:37
he's just here to mock
37:38
the limpy dog
37:45
to come in flippy dog
37:48
what do you think no
37:55
all right i'm ready to smoke some weed i
37:57
think hello
38:01
hey bro that's as good as anyway that's
38:04
as good as any wig
38:06
this is good
38:10
what do we do now what is what's the
38:12
next step in this
38:13
i think join the rack onto
38:19
oh it's great would you look at that i
38:21
do just look like a guy with long hair i
38:23
feel like a suit this maybe i should
38:24
grow my hair out to this thing
38:26
oh yeah definitely oh that was wow
38:30
really good at being sarcastic huh
38:33
nice trousers yeah they're not trousers
38:35
they're pajamas passive aggressiveness
38:38
passive aggressive drama training
38:42
oh yeah you didn't need drama
38:58
not sure if you check your dms uh what
39:00
the [ __ ]
39:02
i don't i have no idea why would i ever
39:04
know that
39:07
okay uh shall i try and take take this
39:10
upstairs somehow i i don't know if i
39:12
could just
39:13
the stream's just gonna stop basically
39:16
which is
39:16
oh [ __ ] the whole family if cold hot
39:18
dogs or warm hot dogs and hashtag apples
39:21
am i right chat we're vegetarian so all
39:24
of our hot dogs are like uh
39:26
just frozen i met a guy that like
39:29
i met a guy that eats like cold hot i
39:31
think it's time to get dressed now right
39:34
right
39:34
right no in all fairness though i do eat
39:38
and this is product placement i love
39:42
cold richmond oh jesus christ
39:46
i'm not even getting paid for this yet
39:50
richmond reach richmond send me free
39:52
sausages but
39:54
their skittles are sending me fruit just
39:57
sending me free skittles i guess
39:59
sausages sausage companies
40:01
which season which season of drag queens
40:04
drag race are you planning on winning
40:06
oh wow is rupaul that donated that's
40:08
crazy
40:10
he only donated a dollar so i'm going to
40:12
take a wild guess and say it's
40:13
not rupal
40:18
wait a skittles in the chat i can't tell
40:21
if skittles are watching us like i just
40:23
got
40:24
holy [ __ ] drag race no
40:28
cat where's cat oh my god cat hey bud
40:31
did you throw the cat eliminated
40:50
who's like who i'll try and show
40:52
actually he's kind of just like
40:55
sitting there he's got a poorly leg
41:00
with his leg we had he had surgery
41:02
recently which kind of uh
41:04
put a damper on the dogs on the dogs
41:07
running around sprinting life
41:09
but in all fairness it takes like a
41:11
month or so to recover and we can just
41:13
keep giving him
41:14
uh cheese treats until he until he feels
41:17
better
41:18
and head scratches apparently
41:24
hi buddy
41:28
limping my guy hey bud
41:31
don't eat the hair please for the love
41:33
of god don't eat the hair off the ground
41:40
eat the crazy russian people okay uh i'm
41:43
gonna
41:44
oh god what can i even do with this huh
41:48
yeah i'm not entirely sure how because
41:50
if i i i had to i took my camera down so
41:52
i'm not
41:52
sure how i'm gonna do this i'm
41:55
i'm a fast reader okay
41:59
uh let's see if i can take this laptop
42:02
and my entire setup upstairs
42:06
oh [ __ ] i don't know it just stopped
42:09
okay i think i just nudged this
42:11
uh yeah it should be fine if i just
42:13
restart that
42:14
and bam there you go i don't know why
42:16
that just happened but either way
42:20
maybe we can always find out but let's
42:22
unplug my
42:23
earphones so it's just we take it easy
42:25
laptop as well
42:27
yeah and that's what it's streaming from
42:29
one two
42:30
three
42:34
okay let me let me switch my face no
42:37
signal oh no we've crashed the stream
42:40
oh god oh no oh god okay
42:43
can i just do that oh my god
42:47
well that's new wow this laptop camera
42:50
is so
42:51
good that's crazy okay i'm
42:54
yeah this is basically just the cover of
42:56
a um
42:58
this is a that's an album cover you want
43:00
to like get all in the line
43:01
crossing a street or something
43:06
all right absolutely
43:10
well i'll be moving actually i can just
43:13
unplug that kind of
43:14
wow this is so terrible
43:18
oh wow the quality i love it okay
43:21
follow me my friend
43:26
oh god if the cat attacks our feet right
43:28
now i'm screwed
43:32
did you growl at the cat i don't think
43:34
that's how that works
43:38
okay
43:43
leave the camera there so i can set up a
43:45
stream and then go grab it because i
43:46
need to put this down
43:49
oh no [ __ ] this is like myspace age this
43:52
is the camera quality version
43:53
workspace okay you're gonna stay there
43:56
i'm gonna go
43:56
over here and see if i can't actually
43:58
set up
44:00
a stream in the meantime okay
44:06
don't you dare look at the back of my
44:07
head
44:10
holy crap the absolute mess of cables
44:13
that it takes
44:14
to bring a camera you see what i go
44:16
through for you
44:18
jesus okay
44:22
okay okay
44:25
okay oh god this is
44:29
pretty bad
44:35
all right step one down two more to go
44:37
oh [ __ ] me
44:38
okay maybe another one because i just
44:40
almost broke my monitor
44:48
okay
44:51
oh frick why am i just really good at
44:55
breaking stuff
44:56
are you gonna hold on let me just
45:02
oh god oh god oh no oh god oh god oh no
45:06
oh god
45:13
oh jesus christ listen i'm convinced
45:17
that most of you
45:18
will never know the pain of trying to do
45:22
anything in fake nails
45:24
in fact actually no because most of you
45:26
apparently are women so maybe you will
45:28
all right i'm gonna see you in like two
45:30
seconds
45:31
i think actually no let me set up the
45:32
stream
45:40
all right i'll see you in like two
45:42
seconds okay
45:44
oh [ __ ] goddammit why do you play hello
45:47
offense bros dad do i have your
45:49
permission for marriage
45:52
i'm so glad that donation came in now
45:54
and not later not then
45:56
all right see you in a second i'm gonna
45:58
it's stream's gonna cut out