00:03
wait [ __ ] i want a better song what's a
00:05
good song i want a better song
00:06
i was gonna play this one but i i don't
00:08
know if i want this one
00:09
[ __ ] you want cows or something else i
00:13
don't know
00:19
because i've done no work to prepare
00:21
literally just woke up
00:33
and then i'll play the whole song and
00:34
also i want some water so give me a
00:42
minute
00:45
[Music]
01:01
[Music]
01:19
[Music]
01:33
[Music]
01:40
[Music]
01:48
[Music]
01:52
is
02:04
[Music]
02:30
[Music]
02:34
foreign
02:44
[Music]
03:00
[Music]
03:08
[Music]
03:16
yeah [ __ ] it just carries on and
03:19
everything did you guys know there was
03:20
more to the song than like three
03:21
sentences
03:22
because i didn't anyway boys how are you
03:26
i haven't i don't know what i'm doing
03:27
today i just wanted to pop on how are
03:28
you
03:30
how does finn do the bobs asking for a
03:32
friend um
03:34
of hard work and training just kidding
03:36
it's like
03:37
it's either you go with the two options
03:38
right you either get them for amazon
03:40
like i did or
03:41
you just kind of eat a few domino's
03:45
pizzas like it's it's not too bad
03:48
if you eat enough domino's pizzas and
03:50
you'll get them it doesn't matter what
03:51
gender you are
03:54
a few domino's pizza's my guy
03:58
bob's for days bigger bubs than i will
04:00
have my e-cups
04:01
you'll succeed them hold on don't get
04:03
anything on bienna
04:05
um i got my domino suck you suck you i
04:08
hate you
04:08
my god dominos in america has got to be
04:11
different to the uk
04:12
i j i hear so many people in america
04:14
[ __ ] about dominoes
04:16
domino's is like the better one in the
04:17
uk i don't know
04:19
it's good it's really good i don't know
04:22
dude
04:23
i don't mind it i'm going to come over
04:25
to america and just order it
04:27
i want to do like a taste test of all
04:28
the american stuff like peach is sending
04:30
me over some really cool stuff soon
04:32
like a bunch of candy and snacks and
04:34
[ __ ] like there's a ton of stuff that's
04:36
like gotta be different right like i
04:39
know the drinks are different as
04:40
different [ __ ] they put in them i don't
04:41
know
04:42
but like we have better options
04:47
the uk's got different laws than america
04:49
so in this like
04:50
like there's something with france and
04:51
cheese right like you can't have like
04:54
unpasteurized cheese in the uk do some
04:56
laws but in france
04:57
you get the good cheese the cheese that
04:59
might murder you but it's good
05:01
you know anyway i'm here again papa
05:10
john's suck papa john does suck
05:12
unpasteurized cheese yeah you know we
05:14
can't have them over here it's like
05:16
it's all got to be like good like all
05:18
healthy and [ __ ]
05:19
surprisingly anyway hello
05:23
it's me again i have put no effort in
05:26
absolutely
05:27
none zero effort today actually
05:31
but i mean can you blame me
05:35
when i wake up looking this good all the
05:37
time why bother damn shorty okay
05:41
damn shawty okay okay hey boys
05:44
uh thanks for the four months sub sorry
05:45
my my bra strap's coming
05:48
loose anyway hello no effort is best
05:52
effort yeah
05:52
i figured we'd play like a video game or
05:54
some [ __ ] i don't know what to do yet
05:56
i kind of want to do something though
05:57
i've got new vr controls we could [ __ ]
06:00
around with vr
06:01
but i don't know i'm just here to
06:04
entertain
06:04
i kind of looked i woke up in the
06:06
morning and went like oh dude
06:08
what am i doing it's like daylight
06:10
outside it can't be like
06:12
but no it's [ __ ] 8 p.m and it's like
06:14
it looks like midday still the sun's
06:15
still shining we got blue skies
06:17
this it's the summer it's [ __ ] with
06:19
my sleep schedule dude
06:21
oh to crack wagon my god my bonus
06:24
confused i'm not even in making
06:26
i just woke up today hide her a dub for
06:30
t34 mons kappa
06:35
blackout blinds it doesn't matter i kind
06:37
of used it to be like
06:39
what time of the day is it when i woke
06:40
up enough
06:42
what the [ __ ]
06:48
weird sorry i saw a thing please vr we
06:51
could do some vr
06:52
i don't know what i do though the thing
06:54
it real or acrylic nails oh they're
06:55
acrylic
06:56
you shouldn't grow your nails at this
06:58
like dude i've got such a big opinion on
07:00
growing people on you i'm growing your
07:01
nails out holy [ __ ]
07:03
i don't know why people for some reason
07:05
think it is better
07:07
to to just grow your nails out it's
07:09
[ __ ] not
07:10
at all it's not it just makes them
07:12
[ __ ]
07:13
weak and bendy and [ __ ] if you want to
07:14
break it now grow them out all the way
07:16
if you want to get
07:17
you know nice nails professionally done
07:19
all that
07:20
just get acrylic nails dude you me
07:23
you're missing a giant thing
07:24
gta role play no pics why okay
07:28
i'm confused by this cons what is gta
07:31
role play
07:32
what is it because what the [ __ ]
07:37
like you might just have weak as [ __ ]
07:40
nails no they're just like
07:42
ily finn if you dude no
07:45
a piece of metal the same thickness as
07:47
your nail if you grow it out to this
07:49
point you're gonna be able to [ __ ]
07:50
bend it it doesn't matter what it is
07:52
like that it it's just you know that's
07:54
just how it
07:55
be anyway hello
07:58
love you too logan what the [ __ ] thank
08:00
you for ten dollars
08:03
uh this is like tell xqc to invite you
08:05
oh yes
08:06
me and xqc best buds dude me and him we
08:09
go way back
08:10
i'm sure he completely knows who i am
08:13
three months pog
08:16
it's in the new james charles thing have
08:18
you heard of that x
08:20
qc i'll follow him on twitter
08:24
therefore he will know exactly who i am
08:26
it's in the new james shells thing
08:27
that's [ __ ] weird right
08:28
god damn i just like saw about that on
08:32
on uh
08:32
scarce or some [ __ ] it just looked weird
08:35
he's like uh he's just like
08:36
yeah yeah i just had yeah it's like um
08:40
i can't tell whose side i'm on anymore
08:42
about this [ __ ]
08:46
like um go react to something one of you
08:49
doing it
08:49
doing roleplay it's is it just like just
08:52
regular gta you're just
08:53
hello from germany because sure
08:57
i don't know maybe hello hello me lol
09:01
thanks how is germany this time of year
09:05
we're in germany actually because
09:07
maurice is out in berlin
09:08
and then she keeps saying that the war
09:10
is better she keeps saying that
09:12
everything's better in berlin and i
09:13
don't believe her
09:14
because the uk is pretty lit in my
09:15
opinion you're supposed to be alive in
09:18
discord oh [ __ ] that's a great idea
09:22
i don't know i don't really have a plan
09:24
for today's stream holy [ __ ] i usually
09:26
do but i just kind of figured like i've
09:27
got nothing else to do also i missed
09:29
that meeting
09:29
[ __ ] i missed that meeting that was
09:31
supposed to be in so that's fun
09:33
uh water is different depending on where
09:35
you live in the uk
09:36
yeah we're in birmingham it's like
09:38
pretty okay here it's just not like
09:39
after i get my passport renewed meet me
09:42
in gretna green to see the first
09:44
blacksmith across
09:47
the border from england my god
09:51
wouldn't i need to get a thing there a
09:55
visa can we kiss no
09:58
no bromi shut the [ __ ] up dude i don't
10:02
care
10:02
it's listen i don't even have the uh
10:05
birmingham accent
10:06
in my opinion i don't no one's ever said
10:08
every time i ever say i'm from
10:09
birmingham
10:10
they know they never say that okay
10:13
americans the context is the brummie
10:14
accent the birmingham accent is known to
10:16
be the worst one in all of the uk
10:18
and i've never got the fact that i have
10:20
it no one's ever said like oh
10:22
you you're definitely from birmingham
10:23
when i say from birmingham i go
10:25
really what's your voice from it's just
10:27
i talk to a lot of americans online
10:29
it's just like a weird mishmash or
10:31
anything
10:34
sorry i'm drinking piss not true
10:36
liverpool exist it's a good tie between
10:39
liverpool and birmingham
10:47
scottish is pretty bad though
10:50
the scots hate us the same with the
10:53
french
10:55
thank you holy [ __ ] thanks for [ __ ]
10:57
the tough boys
10:58
you should buy a major oh god we should
11:00
should we buy my address i have one made
11:02
dress i just don't have a
11:05
should we buy my dress [ __ ] it should we
11:06
do some shopping
11:16
damn you looking real cute also four
11:18
months i woke up an hour ago bro
11:20
i woke up an hour ago bro i woke up an
11:23
hour ago bro
11:24
oh god ah can you tell
11:28
i haven't quite
11:32
i need to fix my sleep schedule i'm due
11:34
for another 24 hour stream just to fix
11:37
the gun and sleep schedule
11:39
ah may dress let's look up a major on
11:41
amazon because i've got no other way to
11:43
i've got no other service that i trust
11:45
like jeff bezos
11:47
made dress
11:50
okay right so
11:53
let's see there's gonna be there's bound
11:56
to be one that i'm not allowed to show
11:57
on twitch this
11:58
this is pushing it quite a lot actually
12:00
um
12:01
but what stands out to you is a good one
12:05
die [ __ ] god
12:09
anyway what stands out to you
12:13
all this is usually fine but i knew
12:15
there'd be one
12:16
10 months simping
12:20
the purple one why
12:25
what's the purpose germany is better
12:27
than the uk lol
12:30
i think we i
12:33
i think we had a war about that one oh
12:36
[ __ ] kevlar chicken i didn't even notice
12:38
i was a tier three seven thank you
12:40
i think we thought about that potato bag
12:44
so you know
12:52
it stop it don't criticize it stop it
12:54
it's my hoodie it's comfy
12:56
24-hour stream no no it's not a 24-hour
13:00
stream
13:00
but maybe one day i could do like a
13:02
really covered up one like this [ __ ] but
13:04
it's 16
13:05
i bought one that was awful i don't
13:08
remember what it was though
13:10
um i i can't scroll any further than
13:14
that i think it was something that
13:15
looked pretty similar to this
13:16
but it was [ __ ] dreadful it was it
13:19
was awful it didn't fit that was one i
13:21
was gonna wear before this one looks
13:22
like a german thing
13:23
like it looks like one of those what are
13:25
the what are they the uh the things
13:26
the traditional outfit thing they were
13:28
and then uh
13:30
this one might be the i don't
13:35
this one might be a winner this one
13:37
might be a winner down here i'm not sure
13:40
go latex how dare you penguin heart finn
13:44
there's i wish i could show you the one
13:46
that you're on about
13:48
but i don't know if i can i'll show you
13:51
i'll click on it and then i'll see if
13:52
the size is if i'll see if like the page
13:54
is okay
13:55
looking hella comfy in the boyfriend
13:57
outfit kappa
13:58
hell yeah okay lucky this is you want
14:01
this one
14:02
should we get one of these i think i
14:04
could do pretty well in these
14:05
you know i think this is a pretty pretty
14:08
solid
14:09
um this looks hella uncomfortable though
14:16
looks like ship uh
14:20
what does it include does it include uh
14:24
[ __ ] do i get like a feather duster
14:26
or some [ __ ]
14:27
great for halloween costumes theme
14:29
parties role playing for the gta server
14:31
uh larger or whatever the [ __ ] have you
14:34
thought about how to remedy the
14:35
curvature of your natural hair versus
14:37
the
14:39
straightness of your extensions no
14:42
mainly straightening but i can't be
14:44
[ __ ] i i always keep [ __ ] it up and
14:47
like hooking it on this headphone thing
14:48
so it's just kind of
14:50
but no no i have not i think just
14:53
whenever i straighten my hair it usually
14:54
looks good
14:56
but then again now everyone's telling me
14:58
[Music]
14:59
that it's not it looks cheap it is cheap
15:01
it is really cheap
15:02
let me okay listen so this material
15:04
right is there a picture of
15:05
yeah this material is not really
15:08
uh this it's like um that's why they
15:12
have to put like
15:13
look or something in there right so it's
15:15
like it's not really that it's like
15:17
just really shiny fabric it's really
15:20
hard to explain if you've never had it
15:22
before
15:23
but it it's not that to get some [ __ ]
15:26
like this is not going to cost 30 or
15:28
13 pounds you know like someone's gonna
15:30
have to make that
15:31
[ __ ] on like a a site that i don't think
15:34
i could visit on stream you know
15:36
that sort of thing so
15:39
i don't think it'd look very good at all
15:41
however
15:42
it does look funny it does look fun to
15:45
wear so i don't know
15:47
it's got fight dude it's got four star
15:49
reviews four and a half star reviews
15:51
that one view is probably just gonna be
15:52
the one person that knows what they're
15:53
on about but like
15:57
but should i do but should i though
16:07
because i'm thunking about it
16:15
[ __ ] it why not let's do it let's do it
16:17
hold on i'm going to get a uh
16:18
[ __ ] i'll get large because i don't want
16:20
to deal with like
16:22
the same price same thing as before
16:25
um okay [ __ ] it i'm gonna do it let's do
16:28
it
16:29
let's do it i'll get it i'll get it i'll
16:31
get it i'll get it i'll get it
16:33
oh there was this as well that i'm just
16:35
dumb about oh yeah
16:37
forgot about that there's a couple
16:40
things that i need to
16:41
stop being dumb about which was this and
16:42
this uh
16:44
okay let's grab one of these
16:48
let's grab one of these
16:55
hell yeah maid outfits are too weird and
16:58
fetter she natural looks best
17:00
don't care
17:04
i want to get it for fun um but yeah i
17:06
know i'm aware
17:10
it comes on two months pug i'll just be
17:12
surprised when it shows up
17:14
um let's get
17:18
uh [ __ ] did i get a what size corset did
17:21
i get usually
17:24
[ __ ] i don't remember
17:29
i don't remember if i go notice me fin
17:31
chan
17:33
i don't remember [ __ ] it's like a 40
17:36
pound corset
17:38
i have noticed you alpha wolf mike alpha
17:42
wolf mike kind of sounds like some
17:44
something like you ever seen in those
17:46
games those like arma 3 and [ __ ] those
17:48
like army
17:49
army simulators alpha wolf alpha wolf
17:52
mike
17:53
sounds like something that a cool sign
17:58
so
18:01
it do you should buy some um you should
18:04
buy him some platforms like platform
18:05
heals
18:06
i've got that isn't that on those just
18:08
like
18:09
for some reason whenever i get your live
18:12
notifications
18:13
i always say girl finster is live
18:16
and i have no idea why i had the e-girl
18:19
part thought that was worth sharing
18:21
because i used to just say like ah
18:23
girlfriend that's what we used to say
18:25
we didn't rose is a new concept it was
18:28
like a couple months or a few months ago
18:30
but that was even a thing
18:32
hope you have a nice day like your
18:35
streams
18:36
greetings from germany i've googled this
18:38
before hey germany
18:40
i'm gonna look up demonia boots oh the
18:42
yeah i know i definitely saw these
18:44
before
18:44
they're just like bit why i don't know
18:46
why i would want them though i'm a
18:47
i'm a tall boy already i'm like a i'm a
18:50
big
18:51
i'm a big boy i'm tall why would i need
18:54
extra height rose was a year ago ah
18:57
it doesn't feel that long the um i don't
19:00
need the extra height bro
19:02
oh [ __ ] elfie is that's what i was
19:03
gonna get i'm just gonna pick up a bunch
19:06
of [ __ ]
19:07
let's do it that looks creepy as hell
19:10
[Music]
19:12
one of them looks weird i'm gonna get it
19:14
anyway
19:17
okay i'm shouting a bunch i've added
19:19
captain crunch to the basket
19:23
captain half a year buddy hell yeah
19:28
oh holy [ __ ] half a year oh my god
19:31
that's cool
19:32
god damn it okay i'm gonna have to look
19:33
up what size course that i bought last
19:35
time because i don't remember what the
19:36
[ __ ] it was
19:38
uh because sometimes with those things
19:42
you don't really order
19:43
your like size um
19:47
you got medium last time okay
19:51
this looks like the exact same thing but
19:53
just it's more expensive than usual
19:57
damn the only one that's like good is in
20:00
white
20:01
[Music]
20:03
should we get a white corset or a an
20:05
inspiration to all us sis
20:07
straight men that clothes have no gender
20:10
hell yeah
20:14
one day one day it shall be true that's
20:17
the vision of the future i have
20:19
finn and alex [ __ ] the minecraft alex
20:21
cosplay how do you even cosplay it's
20:22
just like a villager with like um
20:25
what's it called orange hair aren't you
20:27
ginger hi
20:30
hi or like dirty blonde hair i don't
20:32
even do that
20:33
dude i look like [ __ ] i mean what i look
20:36
hot as [ __ ]
20:37
all the time at all times i got given
20:40
this like white wine i have it on my
20:41
desk for ages and i don't drink white
20:43
wine
20:43
i've just got it for a present and now i
20:45
kind of want to try it at some point
20:47
because wine sucks dude maybe it's just
20:51
a
20:51
will you heard about it looks so much
20:54
better than the maid outfit
20:57
i'm not german by the way but there seem
20:59
to be a bunch of them here hello
21:02
deutschland
21:06
it was weird i thought that type of maid
21:08
outfit is one you would wear for a good
21:10
night with a man not something
21:13
you were on stream
21:18
well what if it's a good night with
21:21
2 000 men you know what i mean so it's
21:24
you know
21:25
some call it a bit much i don't
21:30
uh oh my god
21:35
i'm trying to see if i can like hmm
21:40
[ __ ] it i'll get a white one it's the
21:41
only size that's in my thing also it's
21:43
like more expensive
21:44
which means it's better right yeah
21:48
that always means that
21:51
okay cool all right
21:55
huh what sorry what are you talking
21:57
about why are you why are you okay
21:58
listen every single time you guys think
22:00
i'm doing something inappropriate i'm
22:02
not
22:02
i didn't say anything inappropriate i'm
22:04
getting ripped say i'm getting ripped
22:05
tonight
22:06
like [ __ ] jacked bro
22:11
oh god i can't read chat
22:14
cheap wine sucks good wine is pug no i
22:16
disagree prosecco is like
22:18
the uh prosecco is like an expensive
22:20
wine prosecco tastes like vinegar
22:23
or he's some prosecco all of it tastes
22:25
like vinegar it's just not good
22:28
none of it's good red wine i don't know
22:30
what red rice
22:31
red wine tastes bad it all tastes bad
22:34
your camera what what's
22:37
wrong with my camera good one is pug
22:40
white wine is best
22:41
yeah you're not drinking the good stuff
22:43
i it's i've never had the good stuff
22:47
i've had sako it's okay yeah
22:51
it's fine thoughts on cider it's good
22:54
it's just
22:55
it yeah i guess technically there is
22:57
good and there is bad cider there's like
22:59
cider that tastes dreadful and there's
23:02
and there's cider that tastes like fruit
23:03
punch which is usually what like
23:06
you know first-time drinkers like you
23:08
know in the uk when you when you turn
23:10
like 16 and you're like oh
23:12
i'm gonna have my first drink that's
23:14
what you kind of have it's like the
23:15
copperberg dark fruits or mixed fruits
23:17
or something like that
23:19
it's just fruit punch it's just fruit
23:21
punch
23:27
pronouns he him
23:31
that just gold is amazing yeah what is
23:34
it magnus tastes terrible though
23:37
it's a good old uk one
23:43
are you a boy yes i know it might be
23:46
difficult to believe
23:48
but yes i yeah i would like to say i try
23:50
i didn't try today
23:52
i've just woken up my guy what else do i
23:54
want oh [ __ ] what else can i
23:56
oh yo i'll get a whole ass victorian
23:59
like cosplay holy [ __ ]
24:00
a [ __ ] flamethrower dude
24:04
am i allowed to i'm not
24:07
dude this [ __ ] costs a hundred pounds yo
24:11
hold on oh it's for welding bro
24:16
but it's just like a flamethrower though
24:21
why am i allowed on this website holy
24:24
[ __ ] this is awesome
24:30
oh i'm gonna buy a flamethrower
24:34
this is cool this is pretty epic
24:38
that's just straight up a vibrator that
24:40
is just straight up a vibrator
24:41
that's why the [ __ ] is that on my thing
24:44
right next to like camera
24:46
equipment what in the [ __ ] is this
25:00
all right well
25:02
[Music]
25:06
don't get me wrong i would do anything
25:08
to see your
25:09
inchworm again i just don't want to see
25:12
you ban we need you around to tease us
25:19
again also [ __ ] you my [ __ ] oh
25:22
god i hate it oh god
25:29
sorry do you want to check reddit
25:31
because i've just i logged on to reddit
25:33
and now i've been looking at new memes
25:34
which you should never do oh you would
25:38
you could
25:38
never do what the ah
25:42
please can you do your amazon why this
25:44
reveal
25:46
i don't have one hey pyro there's beef
25:49
stew that oh [ __ ] yeah
25:51
wait i don't wait that's rin i know
25:54
that's rin
25:55
but i is that blonde oh [ __ ] i'm not
25:57
even sure how i got here to be entirely
26:00
young
26:00
on my screen there's [ __ ] there's me
26:02
there's pyro the head of them all i
26:04
guess there's sneaky that
26:06
you don't want to be a magician to use a
26:08
magic wand
26:10
beef stew there's freddy dude beef stew
26:12
just
26:13
is the ass poster of this group he's
26:16
nuts sneaky kind of the same it's the
26:19
mix between the beef stew is just like
26:21
sneaky before times you know sheesh okay
26:25
cool yeah you should never do this hey
26:27
so that's an edit
26:29
just for variety of memes
26:33
okay a wam and ahead open the gate it
26:36
looks like one of those twitch thoughts
26:38
close the gate wait it's fenster he's
26:40
just
26:40
he's not a thot just a cute fan boy open
26:42
the gate five foot eight what the [ __ ]
26:44
did i just say i'm five foot eight oh
26:47
[ __ ] you open the gate to five foot
26:56
i don't know how many times i need to
26:59
anyway
27:01
it's big brain time spam egg every time
27:03
he does something feminine make him
27:04
self-conscious
27:05
i think i get self-conscious damn i look
27:07
good though hell yeah
27:09
use positive encouragement compliment
27:11
him to make him feel more comfortable
27:12
doing feminine stuffs
27:14
i like this meme format i the
27:18
that's okay with i don't mind the egg
27:21
spam it is kind of funny
27:23
they're doing it already same with short
27:25
you know what no change this word to
27:27
short and yeah no i agree with this
27:29
found out
27:31
canonically finn is five is five foot
27:33
eleven rose
27:35
is what five four eight five foot
27:39
oh i glitched it i broke reddit holy
27:41
[ __ ]
27:42
which is but which is hard as finn
27:43
manning my fam man
27:46
girly girl rose tom wow it's a sliding
27:48
scale holy [ __ ]
27:49
no one voted for this one
27:54
uh that was a clip
28:03
[Music]
28:08
okay i will like to continue to make
28:12
content
28:13
and gets rich the good ending what's the
28:15
bad ending
28:17
[ __ ] youtube please why dude come on
28:21
come on i [ __ ] this i hate i hate
28:24
this app
28:29
nsfw why is this tagged as nsfw
28:33
why is this tied to nsfw
28:36
oh [ __ ] hold on i want to see the second
28:38
there's two there's two images
28:49
all right i'll take it
28:55
me looking fl uh fire nascar
28:58
hell yeah god damn
29:05
he do be vibing cross-dressing vibing in
29:07
a skirt
29:08
pretty much all the time uh
29:14
oh wait i did i make this joke or did i
29:16
steal this joke from this
29:18
i can't remember
29:22
i i know i didn't use the word feats
29:26
because that's not a word in my
29:27
vocabulary the fmc okay we're back to
29:30
we're back to where we started from
29:32
i might have just stole this joke and
29:34
then thought it was mine
29:36
okay whoops yeah i just stole this joke
29:39
i just stole it all right cool cool
29:42
i want to see the bad ending though
29:44
watch on youtube
29:46
[Music]
29:47
i want to see the bad ending
29:51
this is not think what's twitch and
29:53
everything like that
29:54
the secret ending recently you genuinely
29:57
look like a woman's one an nces
30:02
it's getting more difficult to tell
30:04
every day
30:06
how can you really not see the guy in
30:10
this
30:11
really like if i where's a good picture
30:13
let me find a picture of me as a guy one
30:14
sec
30:16
um
30:19
once let's find out let's find something
30:23
you can't you're insane you're all
30:25
insane
30:28
you're all nutty i'm trying to find like
30:30
an old image
30:33
did i no i don't take pictures of myself
30:35
on the camera when i look like a dude
30:37
i need to start doing that
30:41
come on something bro nothing i got
30:43
[ __ ] nothing
30:45
okay i'm gonna have to pull up an obs
30:47
screenshot hold on
30:50
do i have anything that i recorded in
30:52
main camera one sec
30:54
i do
30:57
okay let's find a good like screenshot
31:01
of me
31:05
okay right
31:08
hold on oh this is way better i just
31:11
took a shower doesn't my hair look
31:13
something like that
31:13
it takes that long to find a guy picture
31:16
of yourself amuses me
31:18
yeah well on my own computer yeah
31:23
[ __ ] god let me god let me scrub
31:26
through this thing
31:28
i want to find a picture where i look
31:29
forward at something there we go okay
31:31
right got one go on come on come on go
31:32
on go on
31:33
okay right this thing let me go on to
31:37
minimize let's click this thing let's
31:39
take a screenshot of my face real quick
31:42
me man okay right let me insert this
31:45
image what is this
31:50
okay let's take away let's take away
31:52
this one
31:54
how do you not see through this though
31:55
let me let me show you okay here's me
31:58
right okay
32:01
you said few to me enough times now i
32:04
would like to take you up on the offer
32:07
i am on a plane to the uk it will be a
32:10
night you will never forget
32:15
really there's no resemblance are you
32:18
kidding
32:18
let me flip the image so i'm facing the
32:20
same way
32:22
um there we go oh that was weird
32:28
i'm not even wearing any makeup my guy
32:36
you know crap dude
32:40
this is 99 girl i'm saying guys listen
32:43
but listen
32:43
bud i wish that [ __ ] how old thing
32:47
was still around
32:48
i really do it's in it's in the angles
32:52
it's the same angle
32:56
it's literally the same setup this the
32:58
same chat oh [ __ ] god
33:08
the good ending and the bad ending
33:14
which one is which
33:18
the bad ending finn never managed to
33:20
figure out how to take out his air
33:22
extensions
33:28
i see rose and young james may stop
33:31
stop stop it please i'm not james may
33:36
ah i don't care how much i
33:39
look the same
33:40
[Music]
33:43
it's the same picture dot gif you got
33:45
perms
33:46
someone said i got perms on reddit how
33:47
do i know it's the same
33:51
this is it's the same picture messages
33:54
how do i check if i've got perms on
33:56
reddit how do i know
33:58
do i need to accept it i don't know how
33:59
the [ __ ] this is another girl month
34:02
no how do i know if we've got perms on
34:04
this reddit how do i accept the reddit
34:06
perms
34:09
[Music]
34:12
why do you have such a problem with
34:14
looking like a girl
34:16
i thought you said gender shouldn't
34:18
matter yeah
34:20
well i mean i think it's just like my
34:23
like [ __ ] i don't usually dress like
34:25
this so it's like a
34:27
you know frontal is full girl mode side
34:29
view is boy mode
34:36
what does that mean what does that mean
34:38
i don't know what that means
34:40
if you're not james may let's hear you
34:42
say okay
34:43
now how do i set [ __ ] perms on this i
34:46
want to see how i do it
34:48
am i not view all moderators let me see
34:53
reddit load are you kidding me i want to
34:55
see if i want mod
34:56
your profile dummy okay i'm not oh i did
34:59
it except
35:00
you've invited to become a mud let's
35:01
[ __ ] go dude
35:03
i'm a mod now i'm a mod let's go
35:09
let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go hell
35:14
yes
35:16
i'm a mod i can delete [ __ ] now i can
35:19
just delete [ __ ] now this is awesome
35:23
where's where's the reddit i'm gonna
35:25
delete everyone's posts
35:28
why can i not just [ __ ] go to the
35:30
reddit anymore oh it's giving me a
35:32
tutorial
35:33
i don't care just let me go on to the
35:34
reddit bro
35:36
i don't want to create a post i want to
35:38
[ __ ] go to my reddit bro
35:42
there we go why is it just
35:45
dude is this something with being a mod
35:47
that i can't actually check the [ __ ]
35:48
reddit
35:51
what am i stupid like look hold on
35:55
i'll go on like ah fenster it just auto
35:58
directs me to this
36:00
what is that am i dumb
36:05
let me just go to the reddit
36:12
okay i i opened a new tab and now it's
36:14
fine is this what being a reddit mod
36:16
is oh [ __ ]
36:20
oh [ __ ] you didn't even leave a message
36:22
bjorn ego
36:23
beyond beyond eagle i'm [ __ ] i'm my
36:26
brain is fried
36:28
bjornie jill bjorn iggle oh god [ __ ]
36:30
damn it pog
36:31
thank you for the fifty dollars is this
36:34
dude am i gonna get so
36:35
i'm gonna get so many [ __ ] women bro
36:37
i'm gonna be
36:38
drowning in i'm going to be dude i'm i
36:41
am
36:42
oh my god i can't wait finally
36:45
finally everyone will think i'm cool
36:47
again dude i can't go onto this reddit
36:49
every time i go onto a link or something
36:51
it just auto-directs me to submit
36:55
look okay i'm fine now if i go on search
36:58
by new
37:02
what okay this is garbage reddit mod
37:04
terrible
37:05
it works now
37:09
you have to grow a neck beard now oh
37:11
[ __ ] i've got red bull i'll just start
37:13
pissing in jars
37:14
again oh [ __ ] there was a second
37:18
that was a second image oh it's the
37:21
second one
37:22
why is pyro just like faded off into the
37:25
background
37:27
oh my god again what
37:31
so let's see uh let's pov a reddit mod
37:35
experience let's see what deserves
37:36
the other reddit mods realized they
37:38
[ __ ] up oh yeah
37:40
so uh finn got mad we're all gonna die
37:44
that's really interesting can i just
37:46
like
37:48
oh where's the button remove
37:51
i've got a remove button
38:08
what at a removal reason dude i feel so
38:19
powerful
38:20
is this what is this the true power of a
38:23
reddit mod
38:24
let's go i'm the owner of a discord and
38:27
i've got a reddit mod
38:28
i've got reddit mod let's [ __ ] go
38:32
corbin fisher thank you they know my
38:34
power
38:35
oh finally finally now everyone will
38:38
respect me
38:40
let's go let's go everyone or everyone
38:44
will know now
38:44
i'll be talked about in the news let's
38:48
go
38:49
go
38:52
[ __ ] go i'm gonna search sort by new
38:55
let's go
38:56
this is nuts dictator i am the [ __ ]
38:59
why is that why am i just a reddit mod
39:01
and not a
39:02
reddit dictator they can't even remove
39:04
me either i don't think this is awesome
39:07
i have ultimate power finn himself i've
39:10
been tagged as finn himself
39:12
let's go let's go
39:15
dude i'm nuts i'm nuts i can do anything
39:18
i want
39:18
can i like can i spoof the votes like
39:20
can i can i make this like
39:22
a thousand votes for this am i allowed
39:24
to do that can i do that
39:25
i want to what's the comment there's no
39:29
comment oh why is it just
39:30
this what i mean like now i can't get
39:32
off this page it just auto directs me
39:33
chat please tell me what the [ __ ] is
39:35
wrong with this is this just something
39:37
that's weird
39:38
that just reddit is am i just stupid
39:45
yeah i just can't do it that's so weird
39:49
it's okay there is still the other
39:51
reddit
39:55
wait oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
40:00
did holy [ __ ]
40:03
i want to see it reddit what the [ __ ] i
40:07
god it just wants to make it me a post
40:11
really if i make a post will it stop me
40:14
doing this
40:16
okay there we go i got onto it look at
40:18
this [ __ ]
40:19
is that [ __ ] drawn on in pen bro on
40:22
paper
40:23
eagle finster that's [ __ ] sick
40:29
that's so [ __ ] sick
40:33
i wanna go through the other images but
40:34
i don't know if there's anything gonna
40:35
be like
40:37
let's go and spam my love men clip
40:42
found on deviantart this one i can
40:44
imagine was found on deviantart because
40:46
my bob's
40:50
it's
40:52
um i mean cool and all but my god those
40:56
[ __ ] bazongas bro i
40:59
uh that's why you know bubba um but this
41:02
one's [ __ ]
41:03
awesome it's like a jojo thing
41:06
i still need to watch jojo
41:09
that's that's cool that's pretty epic
41:11
actually that's pretty epic finn has too
41:14
much power now
41:14
i got on stream that's the one i deleted
41:17
oh they approved it i didn't approve it
41:18
i removed it [ __ ]
41:20
god damn it anyway but yeah that's
41:22
that's [ __ ] awesome that's so cool
41:26
and moya moya foot person amoya
41:32
do we need to have words she's about to
41:34
stump on us dude that's a cool ass
41:36
picture dude that's cool
41:37
i'm surprised i'm just saying it now do
41:39
i need to start browsing deviantart
41:41
probably not
41:46
and i may win let's just go watch jojo
41:48
together it's definitely not allowed
41:51
weebs out no weeb's here this is now an
41:54
anime stream i don't care
41:56
uh i like how i'm tagged as like
42:00
a celebrity on this [ __ ] um look at
42:02
this celebrity
42:05
celebrity crossdresser twitch streamer
42:07
eagle
42:09
minecraft let's go i can edit them
42:11
[Music]
42:13
this is cool what should we tag let's
42:16
take this
42:16
i'm gonna i'm gonna change the reddit so
42:18
it's tagged as um
42:19
anime beauty and makeup holy [ __ ]
42:23
lana jaw as the senior mods for the
42:26
reddit can we flag finn as a trainee mod
42:28
until there
42:30
power trip comes down no no
42:33
i'm cool
42:37
no name yourself dictator dictator
42:40
fenster can you change your reddit name
42:43
another thing you can do dictator finn
42:45
fin
42:46
dash dictator
42:50
dude i gotta get me like dude you know
42:51
the sneaky outfit the zero two thing
42:53
i gotta do something like that because
42:55
that's always the one that gets shown of
42:56
sneaky and holy [ __ ]
43:00
it works
43:05
gotta get me like a full
43:27
apparently skittles is bringing back
43:30
lime skittles
43:32
sorry another bit of an overreaction but
43:37
you know what else you know what else
43:38
happened you know what else has happened
43:46
guess who dm me back if you were here
43:49
for the last stream guess who dm me back
43:58
i'm gonna become a [ __ ] sugar baby
44:00
i'm gonna get a sugar daddy
44:02
let's go he goes hey hey uh babe
44:06
girl how are you are you sure you're
44:09
going to be my
44:10
sugar baby your gosh darn right i can't
44:13
show you the dm's i don't think
44:15
your gosh dan right
44:20
what's what's reddit what's on what's
44:22
f12
44:23
what's the right click the reload button
44:25
to empty cache and hard reload
44:30
i don't know if i trust that
44:36
i don't know if i trust anyone saying
44:37
press f something on the keyboard
44:40
he only dm me back at 9am though so
44:43
that's kind of sucky
44:47
that's bad uh i don't know should i
44:49
trust this guy should i give him my
44:50
personal information
44:51
he says he needs my social security
44:53
number and able to send me money
44:55
so he follows me let's go
44:58
let's go um
45:02
yeah that's what i thought he seems like
45:03
a trustworthy bloke
45:05
for example he's called dylan and he has
45:07
two different people
45:08
in his banner and profile picture
45:12
so you know that's good
45:16
i i guess i wonder if he knows that i'm
45:18
a man
45:21
it's definitely a bot i did a bit of
45:23
investigating
45:24
and i can't really show you but like i
45:26
did a bit of investigating whoa
45:28
i did a bit of investigating right and
45:30
the people he follows and his followers
45:31
and [ __ ]
45:32
are all like body accounts like i'll try
45:35
and find one that's not got a naked
45:37
thing but like
45:40
they're pretty much like that sort of
45:41
thing
45:44
um i'm not sure
45:52
yeah i can't really show you any of
45:53
these but like yeah now [ __ ] it's
45:54
like
45:55
it's like they're all like body they're
45:56
all the same sort of thing they're like
45:57
a name and then
45:58
50 numbers after it so
46:03
don't know man it might not be real it
46:05
might not be real
46:07
it turns out maybe someone sent saying
46:09
hey i'll give you 500
46:10
000 a month
46:14
you might want to look at that a little
46:15
bit more skeptically than than you think
46:18
on first uh assumption
46:24
oh my god
46:33
hello uh sorry i wish i could give you
46:35
500
46:36
500k a month dude i wish i wish i had
46:39
500 000 a month
46:41
i think everyone wishes they had five
46:42
hundred thousand dollars a month
46:44
because that's like what a million
46:46
dollars a year it's quite a lot
46:58
oh my god
47:03
i hate reddit i hate reddit i clicked on
47:05
one thing and i knew it was what it was
47:06
gonna be
47:07
i hate reddit you cannot math at all
47:11
i didn't just think of the tags
47:14
it's someone just money laundering i
47:16
think that's pretty much worth it
47:18
just to spin off too much power
47:22
why ah
47:25
i hate this i'm gonna close the wind
47:28
close the tab and then try it again
47:31
i hate that it just like doesn't work
47:38
okay it's still
47:41
[ __ ] okay you know i'm making a post
47:45
this site wants me to post
47:50
something
47:53
making me do this okay there we go post
47:58
pog champ okay now i should be able to
48:00
go onto the reddit
48:01
free [ __ ] i
48:11
why why why
48:19
it's just goofed bro
48:23
can i do it in a different tab maybe
48:25
like a different
48:26
whole thing of chrome maybe read it
48:35
i'm going it doesn't need to reload i'm
48:36
going a whole difference
48:38
it doesn't work i hate this i hate this
48:41
[ __ ] broken ass dumbass broken ass
48:43
sight
48:44
shitty dumbass broken ass dumb ass sigh
48:46
i [ __ ] hate it it's terrible
48:51
anyway let's see my items in my amazon
48:56
basket i've got a
48:57
one two three uh pounds i've i've i'm
49:00
going to spend 123 pounds on all this
49:01
garbage
49:02
um i want to get some like uh
49:07
what are they called you know those uh
49:08
shave gel things i want to get some
49:10
shave gel because
49:11
my guy i am like dangerously close to
49:13
running out
49:14
um [ __ ] it i'll get four
49:19
us order a walk around town in it
49:25
wait what why why did it just like
49:29
not play most of the donation hold on
49:32
i'll play that again just didn't play it
49:33
most of it anyway so do you still
49:35
want to be a mod yes i still definitely
49:38
want to be a mod i can force it to work
49:39
but it's just like goofy
49:46
[Music]
49:49
hey f1 ncess you should get a dern and
49:53
wear
49:53
it when you go to germany but first show
49:55
it to
49:57
us order a walk around town in it no
50:02
no no no no please just go to
50:06
old.reddit.com
50:08
it'll fix everything
50:11
old.ready.com oh god i haven't gone to
50:13
the old reddit
50:19
girl month pog oh this
50:22
oh [ __ ] man dude i remember this the
50:26
legacy reddit oh
50:27
oh it's so beautiful
50:31
this is brilliant i remember i kind of
50:33
half remember this was when reddit was
50:35
like really hard to like
50:37
navigate though like look remember this
50:39
remember this reddit
50:40
like this reddit didn't make much sense
50:42
to me for a long while
50:44
so i do like new reddit better but
50:49
why is someone reported my my post
50:54
so reports one approve
50:57
[ __ ] you ignore reports you pieces of
51:00
[ __ ]
51:00
um
51:04
good lord the sneaky cut
51:07
[ __ ] hell
51:10
oh anyway i'm the i i want to keep the
51:14
mod this is
51:14
this is good there's different [ __ ] on
51:16
here there's like video links and stuff
51:18
this is cool
51:24
thank you for streaming again today i
51:27
only had to run to the shelter once last
51:30
night so it was nt too bad
51:37
yes wait holy [ __ ] what sorry i was i
51:40
was looking at this
51:41
it was [ __ ] and ball torture the um
51:43
sorry this is a serious topic though
51:54
it's too early it's too early
52:02
that does sound still awful though baser
52:05
that this sounds still pretty [ __ ]
52:06
bad
52:08
a guy has to hide in a bomb shelter finn
52:10
[ __ ] and ball torture
52:12
it's
52:17
i've got my interest what can i say uh
52:23
holy [ __ ] i can actually search by noob
52:24
this time that's cool
52:27
f1 nn gains mod powers on reddit
52:30
reddit post quality immediately drops by
52:33
69
52:34
42 what the [ __ ] have i just found
52:40
that's why what the [ __ ] is what the
52:42
[ __ ] is this
52:45
oh was this an old i feel like i've seen
52:48
this before
52:49
this is some deviant-art ass [ __ ]
53:00
this is dreadful i i want to read the
53:03
text but i also
53:04
don't i don't know what it is
53:08
i don't know let's find out
53:12
hiya twitch why do i look like meg
53:16
griffin
53:20
what are you why am i like overtly
53:22
british what are you not
53:24
sent me this dirty great big crate
53:29
what the [ __ ]
53:32
this is this is garbage this is a
53:36
this is [ __ ] dreadful oh
53:40
man searching by new is awful finn
53:42
doesn't know 18 plus i'm gonna turn this
53:44
off and click on it
53:55
it's just [ __ ] shitty
53:57
[Music]
54:00
reddit works perfectly for me cause i
54:03
did a hard refresh once my perms changed
54:06
control f5 listen to the advice dumb
54:10
dumb
54:10
i trust stuff i
54:13
don't know if i should though
54:19
okay control f5
54:24
okay well it's doing something
54:29
didn't [ __ ] work didn't [ __ ] work
54:33
dude it's not doing [ __ ] it's just doing
54:36
the sa
54:37
i did the same i did it it's just it's
54:38
still doing the same [ __ ] okay
54:40
load it now but like yeah it's just it's
54:42
still doing it
54:44
it's still doing it whenever i click on
54:45
something it's still doing it this is
54:46
bad
54:48
your pc is fact no reddit's fact it's
54:51
it's not my fault it's reddit
54:54
just read it being dumb and stupid and
54:55
bad
54:58
if i press like back enough times it
55:00
works
55:03
there you go if i can like glitch it out
55:06
now control alt
55:07
f4 yeah can now try it out if it works
55:10
for me well it didn't work for me
55:12
buckaroo what page did you have to be on
55:15
to for it to do it
55:17
maybe i just need to restart the pc it
55:19
might be that
55:20
yep i can't do it it's goofed
55:30
the more i press back the more it bugs
55:34
okay here we go uh tell us about the
55:37
fanfic no
55:40
now it's like i can't do it the red is
55:42
just goofed old reddit works better this
55:44
is so terrible
55:45
oh mega tabs my guy i've got i've got
55:47
two windows open with this many tabs
55:49
like it's it doesn't even end there
55:52
holy [ __ ] i'm just like going through
55:56
this stuff
55:57
oh okay i found one where i'm not a mod
55:59
i found a tab where i'm not a mod
56:01
i wonder if this will work
56:04
maybe it's because i have multiple
56:05
versions of reddit open
56:08
maybe it was that
56:11
okay let's slowly close out all my
56:14
windows
56:16
let's try this okay what the [ __ ]
56:20
all right there we go and there we go
56:24
now does it work no [ __ ]
56:28
god
56:31
why am i not slash crossdressing now how
56:33
did that even happen
56:35
i hate this i hate this website i i hate
56:38
reddit for another reason now
56:47
ah why would anyone use chrome why would
56:49
anyone not i hate this i hate it i hate
56:51
it i hate it
56:51
how would it even do this having restart
56:54
your pc
56:55
and you are and your os is bad no it's
56:58
fine i don't want to restart my pc just
57:01
so i can check credit
57:02
that's too much work don't ask questions
57:04
you don't have the answer
57:07
okay i'm just going to go all right if i
57:08
type them into the web
57:16
if i type it in it usually works i
57:22
[Laughter]
57:24
what the [ __ ] why own up to your fanboy
57:26
crimes and they got reported for racism
57:33
being a reddit mod has too much power oh
57:35
my god
57:40
true actually true that is cool of me i
57:43
don't know why people like this look
57:44
though by the way
57:46
like it's i don't like it you just
57:49
can i ruin this for you forever it just
57:51
makes my hair look greasy it's just
57:52
weird i don't know
57:54
i think it's the look in the camera
57:56
right it's the look in the camera
57:59
you like [ __ ] like that fusion raid what
58:02
oh god what's happened i don't know
58:05
what's happened is there an official
58:08
raid why
58:10
what the [ __ ] is that though what is f
58:13
who is fusion right i don't know who
58:14
this is
58:16
microsoft edge is for real chance you
58:17
know what i agree do i have edge still
58:21
[ __ ] it can i use edge let's use
58:23
microsoft edge
58:25
reddit
58:30
i gotta i just had to use bing so you
58:33
know
58:35
i
58:38
i didn't like that okay it works now
58:41
can i log in as me i don't know how i
58:43
log in as me
58:52
let's like use the name
58:56
let's see if i have to use this [ __ ]
59:02
oh my god i did it i'll be redirected oh
59:05
did it work
59:06
holy [ __ ] it works [ __ ] it chrome's
59:08
worse than microsoft edge confirmed
59:10
microsoft edge judging the queen yeah
59:13
the scrolling's faster too
59:16
ah what the [ __ ]
59:20
why what was my face on that
59:24
at least it's not actually tos but still
59:27
i didn't like it
59:32
reddit review one out of ten
59:49
my god it's not reddit this oh he
59:51
responded
59:53
oh he didn't respond [ __ ] i thought he
59:55
responded said it told me that it did
59:57
ah skittles had to unfollow me i think
59:59
or yeah skittles unfollowed me
60:01
now they're only following bring back
60:05
lime
60:06
they're doing some ad campaign for some
60:08
[ __ ] reason
60:10
but i mean hell the lime skittles we've
60:12
still got them over here they're way
60:13
better american has like
60:14
apple for great they suck i don't know
60:17
why anyone [ __ ] did that
60:20
oh anyway who the [ __ ] likes apple more
60:23
than lime skittles
60:24
you could suck my
60:32
lime skittles
60:36
my god anyway oh this is a terrible idea
60:42
i just [ __ ] god americans
60:45
americans have these like apple skills
60:47
and they absolutely suck
60:48
they're terrible lime sucks apple gang
60:50
how dare you
60:51
you're wrong i prefer apple twine how
60:53
dare you you're wrong it's fine you can
60:54
be wrong it's okay
60:56
i don't mind i mean i do right i
60:58
personally mind but like you know
60:59
greater society you'll be fine
61:01
people will accept you just fine except
61:03
for any cool person
61:09
oh god the [ __ ] am i i need to get off
61:12
this website i need to get off this
61:14
god forsaken website
61:18
this is yeah
61:24
okay uh lime's better as an american
61:28
exactly
61:29
true thank you american you're redeemed
61:31
should i buy this thing should we get
61:33
okay is there anything else i need on
61:34
amazon should we what else should we get
61:35
on amazon
61:36
what else
61:40
what else do we need
61:47
my favorite concealer is also back in
61:49
stock pog champ
61:55
how long does makeup does have an
61:56
expiration date but i don't know how
61:57
long it lasts
61:58
they just every now and then go out of
62:00
out of like they
62:01
low think low heel sandals [ __ ] i don't
62:03
need heels in general
62:04
i don't need sandals either because who
62:06
the [ __ ] uses sandals
62:09
um what do i want i don't need a pen
62:13
that's just a straight up gun briefcase
62:15
that's cool
62:17
oh god it's 70 okay never mind
62:22
weird you know those things where it's
62:25
like it's that weird foam on it on the
62:26
inside you know what i mean crocs
62:28
crocs [ __ ] suck crocs are only okay
62:30
when you've got like um
62:34
when you've got um socks on five months
62:37
pog
62:38
dude everyday essentials you might like
62:40
a tub of haribos
62:42
this is what it deems as my everyday
62:44
essentials
62:46
did i get the funny number also do you
62:48
prefer queen or
62:49
empress queen um
62:53
what else should i get lucky charms what
62:54
should i get uh i've had oreos they're
62:56
okay
62:57
like oreos they're okay
63:02
my favorite my favorite crisp mike okay
63:04
listen canonically my favorite crisps
63:06
are the cheetos twisted flaming hot
63:08
they're [ __ ] great or chips as
63:10
americans call them
63:12
they're hard to find over here ill just
63:15
say i like apple if that means i get to
63:17
suck something
63:27
i'm already concerned i'm already
63:30
concerned for your well-being
63:32
um
63:42
okay the um all right uh what else
63:45
oh no you know what else listen there's
63:47
this thing called walker's stacks
63:49
walkers just made like okay listen lays
63:51
for americans they made like uh their
63:52
substitute for pringles
63:54
and they're better i this is a love it
63:56
or hate it thing but you gotta go try
63:58
it okay look let me look up these things
64:00
i'm gonna i'm gonna get you a google
64:02
images they're these
64:03
now people [ __ ] hate these
64:06
they're better i don't care they're
64:08
better they just taste
64:10
better they're just better in they're
64:12
better than pringles i don't care
64:14
pringles after a while make you feel
64:16
like death
64:17
these don't they're really good
64:22
and i just want them all the doritos
64:26
ones suck though the doritos want it
64:28
[ __ ] dreadful
64:30
they just taste stale keeps complaining
64:32
about not having any low heels for when
64:34
you get
64:38
for when i get
64:43
dude it's cutting off your donations
64:45
what the [ __ ] i'll replay it
64:47
just go into history and clear the
64:49
browser cache in chrome should fix it
64:52
yeah i'll do it i'll do it but then
64:57
i'm forced to confront all of my uh
64:59
terrible searches
65:02
you're the one who keeps complaining
65:04
about not having any low heels for when
65:06
you get
65:08
convinced to do another heels week it's
65:11
up to you
65:11
if you get some or not yeah
65:15
yeah yeah
65:18
it's yeah yeah
65:22
you just can't really find him like when
65:24
you search let me let me open up a new
65:26
tab
65:26
when you whoa weird uh
65:30
ctrl shift n okay let me go on to amazon
65:32
real quick
65:33
uh hold on let me look up
65:36
size 11 heels right because that's what
65:39
i am
65:40
size 11. i got big old feet wink wink
65:43
they're all [ __ ] like this there aren't
65:45
really low ones
65:47
there's just old drag queen stuff which
65:50
is fair
65:51
that you know [ __ ] like this i guess
65:54
but do you really see me walking around
65:56
the house in this
65:57
do you think you think this suits me uh
66:00
there are trainers
66:01
so that's pretty good i guess i could
66:03
just get some of these
66:06
you know that but you know [ __ ]
66:11
most of them look bad um some of them
66:14
are okay
66:16
some of them look okay some of them
66:18
emotionally this tts is poopy
66:20
there are a lot of better female voices
66:22
that don't pause in the middle
66:25
or don't say a lot of big streamers use
66:28
them
66:29
yeah no i know i just it it's kind of
66:32
just what i'm used to
66:33
um
66:36
okay what else i'm gonna keep scrolling
66:39
through this and see what i can and
66:40
can't find but
66:41
all dressed ruffles are the best potato
66:43
chip
66:45
ripa me for not living in canada to have
66:47
easy access
66:49
what is that hold on
66:56
i'm looking them up oh i've never seen
67:00
these before
67:01
they're these i've never seen these
67:03
before where are they from
67:04
usually
67:09
they've got an accent over the years so
67:10
now i'm kind of thinking that they're
67:12
somewhere in a probably not england
67:15
where are they canada canada only oh
67:18
[ __ ] okay that makes more sense
67:21
oh i don't know what they are
67:24
it's what is it [ __ ] sweep it look
67:28
what is that [ __ ] salt garlic
67:31
and pep and sweet pepper not really
67:34
something i'd figure would go together
67:36
but okay
67:37
or paprika maybe the pepper thing
67:40
that might work that does sound kind of
67:42
[ __ ] good actually
67:45
sounds kind of nice
67:51
all right well if i ever wait can you
67:53
get them on amazon you can usually get
67:55
everything on amazon
67:56
it just costs way too much
67:59
bro what about these shits these kind of
68:01
look cool hold on these kind of look
68:03
cool look at this
68:04
these kind of look [ __ ] good actually
68:06
a little bit like these these kind of
68:07
look actually kind of cool like [ __ ]
68:10
military boots but just heels they look
68:12
kind of okay
68:13
they look kind of okay see what i mean
68:15
like they look kind of okay
68:19
in light of the last stream sentiment i
68:21
wanted to say you look cute in your
68:23
dysphoria hoodie
68:32
it's not a dysphoria hoodie it's just a
68:33
hoodie
68:35
it's just a hoodie it's just a hoodie
68:42
that's so weird i'm looking at um
68:45
oh my god
68:50
dude i've never seen a
68:53
taller [ __ ] heel than that
68:56
holy [ __ ] just the heel bro
69:01
look at that no platform but the heels
69:03
that big
69:05
[ __ ] god that's gotta be hell to wear
69:09
how do you even [ __ ] bend your foot
69:11
like that how long is 13 centimeter
69:13
alexa what's the
69:14
alexa what is 13.5 centimeters in inches
69:18
13.5 centimeters is 5.3 inches
69:22
that's 5.3 inches from ground bro
69:26
5 inch heels but zero platform on them
69:28
holy [ __ ]
69:30
that is [ __ ] crazy
69:33
search wx for iq in amazon
69:40
why w x y
69:46
q
69:48
oh like you oh
69:52
[ __ ] no mercy now simps together strong
69:56
hey don't do that that i mean well i
69:59
mean it's not
70:00
it's not nsfw but my god it shocked me
70:03
dude i could get a fake six-pack [ __ ]
70:05
yeah that's cool
70:09
it's the same thing i was on about the
70:11
[ __ ] suck like those those chest
70:13
plates that uh
70:14
some some like drag queens wear or like
70:16
some cross dressers where but like
70:17
they're [ __ ] dreadful
70:19
they're terrible [ __ ] things they're
70:21
awful
70:22
genuinely terrible awful things
70:26
oh they they they feel terrible they're
70:30
just not
70:30
nice and they don't look good either but
70:34
ah
70:37
you can get me for free right now and
70:39
they're expensive as well
70:42
uh literally doesn't return anything but
70:44
shoes in us amazon maybe it's uk then i
70:46
guess
70:47
no mercy seems to get the strong listen
70:49
just caliber
70:50
health white [ __ ] eight eight eight
70:54
eight eight eight
70:55
the most numbers on one page seven seven
70:59
seven six hell yeah
71:02
wow good job
71:08
pog i give her the little chassis
71:11
thank you for the 60 67 and 19 cents
71:14
thank you for the
71:15
way too much money wait wait rudy lemayo
71:19
live
71:23
rudy you're sub to me
71:28
hold on like
71:34
why have you been oh yeah no way sorry i
71:36
know that yeah wait wait wha
71:37
how why have you been sub for that long
71:40
i didn't how did i not
71:41
yeah i am yeah what the [ __ ]
71:47
holy [ __ ] cool
71:51
cool [ __ ] nice i never really talked but
71:54
i am
71:55
here i'll take it thank you for your
71:56
continued support
71:59
don't ever really talk about me hey man
72:01
hell yeah
72:03
okay um let me see what else i can oh
72:06
yeah [ __ ] i'm on the wrong tab
72:07
okay i'm just grabbing a bunch of [ __ ]
72:10
so i can show you them
72:11
um the only i'm only getting
72:14
what is that do they come in my size
72:19
oh my [ __ ] god can i show you an
72:21
absolute
72:23
why does this exist what the [ __ ]
72:26
is this what is this though
72:33
i mean dude i can't tell if they look
72:35
good or bad
72:38
like it's they look bad
72:41
but but they but it's kind of an
72:45
aesthetic
72:46
right but they don't look good
72:50
there's a video oh my god there's a
72:52
video
72:56
dude they don't look they objectively
72:59
look terrible
73:01
but it's kind of a vibe there's one left
73:05
there's one left in stock you wonderful
73:08
thought
73:09
how nice to see you again
73:13
kind of a vibe though you too
73:17
thank you thanks for the three dollars
73:19
veronica
73:22
two months and i'm still wondering why i
73:24
watch your stream
73:26
me too i'm wondering why anyone's left
73:29
here watching my stream
73:31
what the rose look up code you win on
73:33
amazon or dundal
73:37
kojin
73:40
what the [ __ ] oh dandel
73:47
am i stupid code
73:50
how do i spell it
73:54
there's no results i mean there is but
73:56
like they're just pretty much like as if
73:58
i just searched the word dress they're
73:59
just normal dresses
74:01
i guess and then uh
74:04
dundal
74:09
oh yeah no
74:12
uh yeah i i don't know
74:16
they're um later hojin is this what this
74:19
is
74:20
is it my oktoberfest sort of thing why
74:22
is oktoberfest not in october
74:26
that's just upsetting to me
74:33
can you buy a bunny or a headset i love
74:35
this history she sounds like her majesty
74:38
the queen elizabeth
74:40
anyway hi chat and hi rose
74:46
bonnier headset oh
74:49
why does that like that there's caddier
74:52
ones there's not really a bunny ear one
74:54
there's the ones that like come down i
74:55
guess but there's those ones that like
74:57
pewdiepie has and [ __ ] that you can clip
74:59
onto headphones
75:00
look kind of okay
75:04
why do you look so cute as a guy and as
75:05
a girl my buy senses are tingling
75:08
spider sense just your hair stand up on
75:10
your arm
75:11
some shit's gone some shit's happening
75:13
oh yeah
75:14
i'm um i
75:18
hmm am i just the bisexuals uh
75:22
like i'm the leader of the no i think
75:25
eric's kind of the leader of the
75:26
bisexuals at this point
75:28
eric's got that [ __ ] unlocked i don't
75:30
know what i am
75:33
that looks [ __ ] dreadful holy [ __ ]
75:34
i'm just looking at heels and [ __ ] now
75:40
what in the hell anyway
75:44
we don't buy a bike on i'll take it
75:47
i'll take it all these like just giant
75:50
thigh high
75:51
like heels
75:55
like that like like most of the stuff
75:58
that i see is stuff like this
76:01
uh
76:04
some [ __ ] jazz shoot oh what the [ __ ]
76:08
oh wait these are the same oh dude that
76:10
would be a good homelander cosplay
76:12
just these that'd be good for marieza
76:15
they look terrible but like
76:17
good for a homelander cosplay i think
76:19
she was trying to do that kind of before
76:23
why the [ __ ] is this a why is
76:28
why is this 181 pounds hey gemma
76:32
excellent five gifted subs hell yeah who
76:36
got one
76:38
flame half that's a cool name the panda
76:40
beast that's cool name
76:42
why are these that much money why do
76:44
they have 500 reviews
76:49
is this made of gold bruh there's a
76:52
video
76:55
micro wobble
76:58
is this just some insane [ __ ] dude
77:02
i don't i'm not paying 191 pounds for
77:04
not even shoes
77:05
loafers bro what rich ass
77:09
person is shopping on amazon for
77:13
191 pound loafers
77:16
what the [ __ ]
77:20
i'm in the midst of just the insane
77:26
why are they so much money there's
77:27
another one why are they so much money
77:30
they they're like oh god anyway rich old
77:33
people i guess so that need like foot
77:35
support
77:36
maybe i guess
77:43
maybe i guess
77:47
um yeah that's hella weird
77:52
yo yo
77:55
never mind i found it i found my the
77:58
heels that i want
77:59
i found him [ __ ] yeah dude i'm gonna be
78:02
a cat i'm gonna be a cowboy baby
78:04
hell yeah hell yeah
78:08
i'm gonna be a cowboy baby
78:15
holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
78:19
that's just that's just cool
78:23
i'm gonna be a cowboy baby
78:26
do i want black heels or do i want like
78:28
a different color of heel there's like
78:30
beige ones yeah there's some [ __ ] like
78:33
that
78:37
some beige heels that'd be cool with
78:39
this outfit holy [ __ ] imagine some like
78:41
like some uh look at this [ __ ] i don't
78:44
okay look look at this [ __ ] this looks
78:45
kind of cool
78:47
for like this [ __ ] this looks kind of
78:49
dope actually there's black one there's
78:50
this one it's kind of dope actually
78:53
cowgirl bro they're kind of neat
78:57
they're kind of nifty
79:02
you know i already i've looked up
79:04
demonia earlier in the stream i looked
79:05
them up before as well
79:06
i'm not a fan i mean it's just because
79:08
like i'm i don't need the extra height
79:10
like uh they don't really
79:13
i don't know if i like the way they look
79:15
generally at least for me anyway
79:22
up demonia shoes i just i'm literally
79:24
talking about that
79:25
uh i'm wearing those ankle boots daily
79:28
dude
79:28
they're kind of they're kind of nifty
79:30
your wisp sounds similar
79:32
is it just because we're british okay
79:35
i'm gonna pull chat on this
79:38
wisp and find a wisp video
79:41
it in this video crafting is extremely
79:46
overpowered a simple
79:48
crafting is extremely overpowered i
79:51
i maybe oh [ __ ] i kind of did it then
79:54
maybe crafting table can make super
79:57
items
79:59
and can all this kind of sounds like a
80:00
mix with me and pyrocynical but
80:02
pretty
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is it just all british people is it just
80:09
all british people sound alike
80:11
to you guys is this what it is
80:14
in gladiator heels are they literally
80:16
just like
80:18
the ones with straps i've got a pair of
80:20
these
80:21
i've got like a gold pair of these
80:25
yeah i've got a gold pair of those i've
80:26
got some
80:28
how about some pleaser heels you said
80:31
you wanted them when you saw them in the
80:33
diggy diggy hole dance remix video
80:39
i don't remember i'm saying it but
80:42
oh my god rosie oh i do
80:47
but we will accept you for who you are
80:50
love from sweden
80:53
holy [ __ ] you can get clear ones oh damn
80:56
they're like all sort of i'm trying to
80:58
get like the
80:59
dude i'm hold on let me search this on a
81:02
tab so i can show you what i'm looking
81:03
at
81:04
how are you today and you'll be merciful
81:06
today
81:08
i i require merciful today okay look at
81:10
this what do you think chat
81:12
these these are what these are pleasing
81:16
they just look [ __ ] dude they're a
81:18
statement i'll give it that
81:20
but my god dude this for the uh for the
81:22
pole dancing stream
81:24
why is there no option to choose size
81:28
size three it's just option set
81:31
they're just like giant [ __ ] heels
81:33
though yo
81:34
wait oh wait it's size 10
81:38
but i'm size 11 [ __ ] 91 pounds though
81:41
but hell yeah dude
81:43
could totally should i just try and find
81:45
like some giant ass ones of these and
81:47
just see if i can [ __ ] walk in them
81:56
what do you think ankle breakers yeah
81:58
this is the shutter dude look at this
81:59
that's just a [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
82:03
dude tell me that if you don't like if
82:06
you slip you're falling like a
82:08
a whole story dude
82:12
oh my god this one what the [ __ ] is this
82:20
dude if this came in my size holy [ __ ]
82:25
the just the heel takes up the entire
82:27
screen
82:28
[ __ ] dude
82:32
that's just like the actual heel bit is
82:34
smaller than
82:35
the what the [ __ ]
82:39
welcome to the adult world how would any
82:40
how i mean this isn't like
82:42
yo there's a [ __ ] person in that [ __ ]
82:44
that's cool
82:45
i've seen one with a fish tank in it
82:49
you could put a gun in there dude how
82:51
insane would that be for a hiding spot
82:53
for anything make that like a little
82:55
like james bond opening compartment
82:57
right at the bottom you can filter by
82:58
size can you what the [ __ ]
83:00
make like a little compartment at the
83:02
bottom store something there
83:05
that's kind of lit can you feel oh you
83:07
can
83:08
women's shoe size 11. oh there's nothing
83:12
fun
83:13
there's nothing fun bro i just ordered
83:15
some pizza ballet
83:16
2020 boots for myself
83:20
oh my god yo
83:24
do i do it do i do it there's 65 pounds
83:28
do i do it
83:30
do i do it though
83:34
bruh you're gonna fall i know what size
83:36
are you i will buy them
83:39
size 11 there's literally only these
83:40
ones
83:46
i want to do it let me read the
83:49
description
83:50
um this extremely oh it's called extra
83:53
wow
83:54
uh please feature the sky high platform
83:56
heel to give you the height
83:58
to any going out outfit it's a sleek
84:01
ankle strap
84:02
it's sleek ankle strap okay ensures a
84:05
skunk fit while you're
84:07
traipsing about town
84:10
heel height 20 centimeters alexa
84:14
oh never mind eight inches eight [ __ ]
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inches
84:19
damn that's like uh
84:22
okay that's eight inches holy [ __ ]
84:26
complete your costume with the ultimate
84:27
footwear oh man dude
84:30
i'm thinking i get it i'm thinking i get
84:31
it i'm thunking i get it it's the
84:34
highest one that i could
84:35
get i'm thunking bro it's a ladder
84:39
dude you don't even need lattice you
84:41
want to dude i would
84:42
actually wait [ __ ] i might hit the
84:45
ceiling holy [ __ ] i'd be like
84:47
almost seven foot tall in this
84:51
pug
84:55
i couldn't get through a doorway in it
84:58
oh my god
85:02
that's cool eight inches is like you
85:05
know that big also
85:06
so i kind of get it [ __ ] it we're
85:08
getting him [ __ ] it we're getting him
85:09
that's cool
85:10
dangerous damn right it is i live on the
85:12
wild side
85:13
more like almost six foot i'll tell you
85:15
are you over six foot already no i'm
85:17
well listen
85:18
i'm like damaged full damage
85:24
you're gonna dude you lose a minimum of
85:26
three hearts if you trip on these
85:28
like it's
85:32
this is a block tall already um
85:35
oh my god it's man-made what the [ __ ]
85:41
two writings it's got reviews they're in
85:44
different languages
85:47
let me see
85:51
okay let's see
86:00
yeah size corresponding to my usual
86:02
number i highly recommend lovers of high
86:04
heels
86:04
good product it was a gift for my wife
86:07
who has a big foot
86:09
it was pleasant what a very pleased
86:12
excellent quality
86:13
dude the [ __ ] balls you've got
86:17
to order that for your wife dude hey bro
86:20
hey
86:20
hey hey there honey i've got you and i'm
86:24
you're short as [ __ ] i've got you a gift
86:27
dude the balls on that guy holy [ __ ]
86:31
my wife and then in a public review
86:34
say has a big foot you know what
86:35
actually he didn't even need to
86:38
he didn't even need to specify he
86:39
doesn't say the size
86:41
you can get size two dude that's tiny
86:44
but like
86:45
the guy has gone out of his way to say
86:48
that his wife has
86:49
a bigfoot online
86:53
this guy's [ __ ] brilliant i want to
86:55
be that guy's friend i can't tell you
86:56
anything different
87:00
my god
87:05
oh no sorry i didn't miss your donation
87:06
i did say the police are ballet boots
87:08
i'm not
87:08
i know what the ballot i know what
87:10
ballet heels are but
87:13
ah dude at that point let me let me show
87:15
you i'm
87:16
listen they might be well known in like
87:18
look at look at this ballet
87:20
heels this is what they are they're just
87:23
like
87:24
nutty though like you no human being
87:26
could fit
87:27
their [ __ ] foot into the [ __ ] like
87:29
this like these bruh
87:32
they're just nuts like this [ __ ]
87:35
would fit me it becomes in size 11. but
87:37
yeah no like
87:38
feet don't do that foot don't do that
87:41
shape bruh
87:42
it's legitimate it's not even straight
87:44
it's curved in like
87:46
you can't bruh
87:50
you throw out wait what used to do
87:53
points
87:54
uh with your feet uh yeah fair enough
87:56
you need to like be able to
87:58
maybe if like you're [ __ ] into ballet
88:00
i guess i don't know
88:02
it looks a little sus they look like
88:04
spain without the s yeah
88:06
does damn heels or break your feet just
88:07
practice
88:09
i'm just going to get the really tall
88:10
ones because they look fun i just kind
88:12
of want to be seven
88:12
foot is that so much to ask
88:16
or six six foot five what would i be six
88:18
foot
88:20
i'd be like six foot six six foot seven
88:24
if i got the uh if i got these ones six
88:28
foot seven bro
88:30
i could be six foot seven the only
88:31
downside is it's open so you'll see my
88:33
foot
88:39
what games you like to play minecraft
88:42
you're already seven foot so you'd be
88:43
nine foot tall right yeah
88:44
these ones are also two feet tall
88:49
uh get your toenails did no
88:53
i can't be [ __ ] i can't be bothered
88:54
also i don't know like uh
88:56
i don't know how like twitch deems that
88:59
but i don't think i could i don't think
89:02
i could subject someone to a
89:04
to doing a pedicure uh on my awful
89:07
terrible feet
89:08
they're just awful and terrible rose
89:11
also likes play vr games true
89:14
uh
89:17
you should look at the boots with spines
89:19
as heels oh god i've seen those on like
89:21
a cursed image site
89:22
no they wouldn't look good
89:26
um
89:29
in the near future is the near future
89:31
out
89:32
the future is about to become a lot more
89:34
near with those hills
89:35
my god prove your feet to terrible and
89:38
show them
89:38
no i hope you got the cute page once
89:42
so i've got like a bunch of stuff on my
89:44
tab now like i've got so there's these
89:46
right
89:47
as these ones there's i've tabbed these
89:49
ones i've tabbed these ones
89:51
uh i've tabbed those earlier on and then
89:53
i've tabbed these which
89:54
yeah these two are a bit of a meh but
89:56
these ones [ __ ] cool
89:58
[ __ ] like all right uh what's the other
90:00
one this one's [ __ ] cool and this is
90:01
the same thing there
90:03
so kind of nifty kind of nifty i do say
90:09
it's like i'm gonna get those ones and
90:11
then those ones
90:14
uh 11. there we go bam
90:17
so those like boot ones got him
90:22
okay let's see which one okay listen uh
90:25
[ __ ] yes or no on on
90:26
low heel thingy they look not great
90:30
because they're genuine granny holy [ __ ]
90:33
but you know they do exist okay
90:36
real question do you like fishing or
90:39
outdoors at all
90:40
like hikes and stuff i've gone fishing
90:42
once it was kind of fun as long as you
90:44
do
90:44
we did like a catch and release thing i
90:46
don't mind it no all right solid
90:48
uh these ones uh
90:52
whoa um
90:53
[Music]
90:57
i've already got different ones of these
90:59
i'm just gonna say no to these ones yeah
91:00
now
91:00
what are these what about these dude
91:04
that what about these what about these
91:06
though
91:10
this is the chat is divided on these
91:13
they do
91:14
look objectively bad but like [ __ ] they
91:17
kind of look okay
91:18
in like a real life setting it's good
91:20
for a picture
91:25
tomboy you can tell that she is indeed a
91:27
tomboy
91:28
of course because she's wearing black
91:29
which makes her more
91:31
boyish they're shitty enough to be good
91:34
with the right outfit
91:36
exactly you get my point i'll leave it
91:38
on it
91:39
[ __ ] shall i even okay these ones i'm
91:41
just gonna confirm
91:47
this is [ __ ] 6.1 inch heels holy [ __ ]
91:51
though
91:54
should i my basket's already nuts pole
91:58
you wanna do a poll for him
92:02
okay let's do a poll
92:07
okay let's go do it do do do do
92:21
someone want to buy the tall ones oh
92:22
they might they might have done but i'm
92:24
not gonna wait okay yes is the
92:25
resounding majority okay let's do it
92:31
what the [ __ ] i found bigger ones bro
92:34
taller ones bro
92:35
i found taller ones bro they're so cute
92:40
thank you my god thanks for the uh thank
92:43
you
92:44
the heel thank you for the ten dollars
92:46
by the way holy [ __ ]
92:47
all up together just the heels to be 170
92:50
pounds that's like 200
92:52
200 maybe 250 dollars it's quite a bit
92:57
only maker heals let's see
93:01
only maker
93:07
oh these are like pretty much every
93:09
these are like the only heels on amazon
93:11
like they're all like the same sort of
93:12
thing i didn't know i just didn't the
93:14
heels that look like
93:15
converse shoes would work with a
93:17
schoolgirl outfit
93:29
he's got a point though
93:34
he's got a point though actually he's
93:36
got a point that could be kind of okay
93:37
what pc slash monitors do you have
93:40
that's a br what pc do you have is a
93:42
pretty broad question
93:43
um i've got it the graphics card's a
93:46
2080 ti
93:47
the cpu is the the threadripper 3960x
93:52
24 core one i think it is like 64
93:54
gigabytes of
93:55
some random ram that's pretty much
93:58
all the specs that matter
94:02
and then for monitors i've got like two
94:04
ones that aren't made anymore and then
94:06
an asus
94:07
like they're all 27 inches and all 1440p
94:10
and the middle one is 144 hertz what
94:13
games do you like on vr
94:14
[ __ ] uh whatever what what's it
94:16
called the um
94:18
blade and sorcery my favorite game over
94:20
here blatant sorcery slaps dude
94:24
where's what else do i like blatant
94:26
sorcery is just pretty much my main one
94:27
though
94:29
pistol whip's really fun but blade and
94:31
sorcery is the one that i always go to
94:32
because it's just [ __ ] you just chop
94:34
people up dude you just [ __ ]
94:35
got swords and [ __ ] they're awesome get
94:38
the heels that are made by crocs
94:41
isn't that balenciaga not crocs it's
94:44
like a
94:45
they're like a thousand dollars
94:49
but
94:53
uh do you think a laptop with no
94:54
upgrades from 2018 can run new vegas
94:57
that that makes no sense like it's just
95:00
like
95:00
it's like saying do you think but
95:03
laptops that are made today some of them
95:06
can't run
95:07
some things but some of them can just
95:10
any laptop oh [ __ ] it's nat
95:11
oh god it's nat
95:16
you didn't do the xd net so kind of kind
95:18
of ruined it
95:21
god it's not if it has a discrete it
95:24
doesn't it doesn't really matter it's
95:25
just what it's just about
95:27
by the way laptops suck i i i cannot
95:30
recommend anyone buy a laptop i don't
95:31
know like why people like the idea of
95:33
laptops
95:34
that it's like for gaming anyway they
95:37
suck
95:38
they're not good for gaming they're
95:40
really bad
95:41
for gaming they'd never run anything
95:44
hey nat do you think a car made in 2018
95:47
can go
95:48
128
95:51
[ __ ] that's funny yeah that that's
95:53
exactly what it is death tolls girls
95:55
do you think a car made in 2018 can go
95:57
100 miles an hour
96:02
oh god
96:05
i got a um it depends most of them suck
96:09
for gaming but some of them are okay for
96:11
some games like they're just
96:19
i'm a poor man let me game on laptop no
96:21
that's the other thing
96:22
laptops are overpriced i'm a poor man
96:25
let me game on laptop a poor man games
96:28
on a pc
96:29
because you don't look up here less
96:32
heels
96:34
yes i will because just the concept
96:36
sounds interesting
96:37
heal bliss
96:41
heals
96:47
ha what the [ __ ] that's like an alien
96:51
thing
96:52
bruh dude
96:55
tell me that's not some [ __ ] they wear
96:57
in sci-fi movies
96:59
dude you'll die bro you lean
97:02
back like that this is sitting at an
97:04
angle if you
97:06
lean back you die
97:10
that's just terrifying but okay
97:13
at least this has some more like support
97:16
like that
97:16
but bruh
97:22
but bruh dude it comes in my size
97:27
118 pounds but
97:30
bruh that just doesn't look actually
97:33
possible this is a magician's thing
97:38
bruh how
97:47
bruh how the [ __ ] why are they so tall
97:50
by the way
97:50
why are they all like insanely tall
97:55
bruh
97:58
they're fetishes really they don't look
98:00
like they're supposed to be
98:02
fetish shoes yeah i guess they're all
98:04
tagged as that but like
98:06
why who's into that they just
98:09
okay unironically these just look kind
98:12
of cool
98:12
in a way like they just kind of look
98:14
like [ __ ] some things
98:16
like they look like something someone
98:17
will wear in like star trek
98:19
right like some futuristic sort of [ __ ]
98:21
because it's all white and [ __ ]
98:23
but like they don't they
98:26
i mean all right
98:30
listen bro if you get turned on by like
98:33
just black magic
98:34
you know then you do you oh foot fetish
98:40
oh you know [ __ ] it all right i've i've
98:42
accepted that i'm probably not going to
98:43
understand it but like
98:49
this that's just nuts that's just
98:51
[ __ ] crazy that that that's a
98:53
possible thing
98:54
human engineering has gone too far
98:56
anyway
99:01
daddy thank you for the daddy boys this
99:03
morning
99:04
it's not even basis anymore it's someone
99:06
else isn't it
99:10
my friend won't show me her forehead
99:12
isn't that a bit toxic marisa won't show
99:14
me her forehead
99:15
maria won't show anyone her forehead in
99:17
all fairness but
99:19
that's you know pink body headphones
99:22
that's like i already did and they're
99:24
okay
99:24
i mean they just look kind of
99:28
impractical also god they cost way too
99:32
much money though jesus christ
99:34
why are these 12 pounds
99:39
all right i've got terrible reviews
99:50
all right
99:54
this is just like okay now i've got like
99:57
170 pounds worth of heels in this thing
100:00
in my basket give me your secrets of
100:03
looking hella fresh
100:04
um i um
100:08
fake fake eyelashes fake eyelashes it's
100:10
easy
100:12
like everything on my everything i'm
100:14
wearing right now is a hoodie
100:16
some leggings um hair extensions and
100:19
eyelash extensions and that's kind of it
100:23
well i guess if you count the nails and
100:25
like a brown underwear and [ __ ] then you
100:27
but you know what i mean like anything
100:28
outwards
100:30
just like face wise hair hair and
100:32
eyelash extensions
100:33
chronic simple
100:45
[Music]
100:48
have you seen hot dogs horseshoes and
100:50
hand grenades vr game on steam
100:53
yes i played tos i played it on
100:56
and i didn't like it is that like just
100:59
[ __ ] is that that bad oh holy
101:03
yeah [ __ ] it super monkey jam as well
101:07
your streams been uplifting my spirits
101:09
lately since i lost my faithful furry
101:13
companion let's give some pog shoms in
101:16
the chat my
101:17
god streaming buddy i was gonna laugh
101:21
and then i realized it was a pet and i
101:23
immediately felt bad i thought a furry
101:25
friend of your like a fursona died
101:29
and it oh god now i oh [ __ ] oh
101:32
god oh god i'm sorry
101:36
oh that sucks my dude i hope you're okay
101:40
oh sevens boys rip doggo cato hamster
101:44
whatever you had dude oh
101:53
i'll be your new fairy friend
101:59
oh my god though that [ __ ] sucks that
102:02
[ __ ] sucks bro
102:03
that's awful that's my like cat i
102:06
remember when i lost my cat i haven't
102:08
dealt with any um
102:09
i haven't dealt with any other um pet
102:12
losses
102:12
since the cat cat was terrible that was
102:15
bad
102:16
the um it sucks it [ __ ] sucks it's
102:19
terrible i hope you feel okay
102:21
i'll be getting better
102:24
that yeah the um the tech speech put
102:26
that pause in a really uncomfortable
102:27
spot
102:28
yeah it did wow well
102:31
jesus shitty thing happened what's eric
102:33
up to i don't know what eric's up to
102:35
he's still around eric's still here his
102:36
brother died though
102:37
i had like i had two cats uh brothers
102:40
called eric and ernie
102:41
and they were different they looked
102:42
different too although they were
102:44
brothers which was weird they were like
102:45
different like
102:46
furs it was weird anyway and ernie had
102:49
the just
102:50
eric was like the [ __ ] hunter
102:52
gatherer of cats he was always just
102:54
he's still around so you know he's just
102:55
all frantic and [ __ ] he just like climbs
102:57
on top of [ __ ]
102:58
he was like uh he just like he liked to
103:01
be like
103:01
tall he was like the the hunter of the
103:03
group and ernie was
103:05
um just [ __ ] an
103:08
idiot just a [ __ ] dumbass he
103:12
was the he was so cute though he'd like
103:15
get stuck in everything
103:17
he and he would do this thing where he
103:20
this is probably why he's why he died
103:22
he's a [ __ ] idiot
103:23
he like if you were closing a door he
103:26
would wait
103:27
until the last second from the door
103:29
closing even slowly
103:31
and stick his head where the door was
103:33
and then you'd end up
103:34
almost closing the door on ernie's head
103:38
because he and then he'd go ah you know
103:39
the [ __ ] he's just a
103:41
dumb cat just an idiot but he was so
103:44
cute and he was the fat one too like he
103:46
don't eat like at all the food
103:49
you know but he was so cute he was so
103:51
cute
103:52
he'd like just he died cute suicidal cat
103:56
dude he was just an idiot just didn't
103:57
know how doors worked uh but he was very
104:00
cute he was
104:00
it was a great cat um and then like we
104:03
we still don't know what happened i mean
104:06
i'm sure i just haven't asked but like
104:07
i'm we're fairly certain
104:09
what he did was he climbed up a tree wow
104:11
he does sound suicidal now
104:13
he climbed up a tree and then fell out
104:17
he didn't die he like broke his leg
104:20
really badly or like broke a lot of
104:21
bones that was just kind of impossible
104:23
we had to put him down
104:24
uh which was very sad and little you
104:27
know this was like
104:28
years and years ago but like yeah now
104:30
that i think about it ernie might have
104:32
just been suicidal
104:34
yeah you know i probably was that
104:38
check up on your cat they always ask
104:40
who's a good boy they never ask how's a
104:42
good boy
104:46
it is it's really sad i've just came to
104:48
terms with it i can kind of see the
104:50
funny comedy in it now but it was very
104:52
sad and losing a pet's always [ __ ]
104:53
awful
104:54
and ernie was like we did this thing
104:56
early on where we were getting like two
104:58
cats because
104:58
me and my sister well we got two cats um
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my parents wanted to get us two so like
105:03
kind of one of us
105:04
would have one cat you know kind of like
105:05
fake owning it you know like we kind of
105:08
that'd be kind of like someone we can
105:09
bond with and i think that was their
105:10
idea and ernie was my cat
105:13
and i loved i loved that guy to death he
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was so he was so nice
105:16
and it broke my heart when um we had to
105:19
put him down
105:19
because i was there for it we had to go
105:21
into the uh
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to the doctor and i petted him on he was
105:25
on the on the table
105:26
one last time and then i went out the
105:28
room and then
105:30
my mom came out again and she said you
105:32
know
105:33
how was it and then uh and he died i
105:36
missed that guy
105:37
missed that cat but you know
105:41
it's it's it's your first experience
105:43
with death as a kid is always like a
105:45
terrible one and it's usually a pet
105:47
which is always hard because you know
105:50
you kind of see them as like your little
105:51
guy
105:52
but ernie and he's up there somewhere he
105:56
he he very much embodied me you know he
105:58
ate too much food
105:59
and he's just suicidal
106:06
he was um he ate too much food and he
106:08
was a bit of an idiot
106:09
um so you know he was he was a good boy
106:14
he was a good boy ate too much and he
106:16
was a bit of an idiot
106:17
i liked him finny you okay yeah sorry
106:20
it's just too
106:21
easy of a joke to make he didn't
106:23
cross-dress though
106:24
didn't cross dress he's in cat heaven
106:28
now yes yes
106:31
anyway my first experience with uh
106:34
seeing death was my father's
106:37
yeah yikes technically i guess my first
106:40
experience of death i just never
106:41
understood it cause i was just too young
106:43
but i think understanding it's a
106:45
different thing right it's just
106:46
oh [ __ ]
106:51
he did not dress it all in fact ernie
106:53
has never once wore clothes
106:55
so you know he never once wore clothes
106:59
he was um yeah just reminded to everyone
107:02
even through the hardest times if you
107:04
have
107:04
thoughts of self-harm or suicide please
107:06
reach out to someone yeah
107:09
it it it's kind of invaluable it seems
107:11
kind of dumb at the time but
107:13
it does work a nudist cat yes have we
107:16
gone from a nudist cat to a good old mel
107:18
mental health checkup but you know
107:25
now well it's how it'd be sometime
107:30
god the [ __ ] thermal video is gonna
107:32
hit you guys
107:34
the um oh god
107:38
whenever that thermal video comes out
107:40
jesus
107:41
that's going to be fun i feel like
107:43
people are going to be wanting to do a
107:44
mental health checkup on me when that
107:46
more video comes out just because of
107:48
like all the [ __ ] we talked about i
107:49
don't know how he's going to edit it
107:50
though
107:50
but you okay i'm doing [ __ ]
107:54
brilliantly that's like one of my
107:55
one of my like big things now is just
107:58
the fact that
107:59
i had an absolutely terrible mental
108:01
health spot uh once upon a time
108:04
and now i've like gotten over it and now
108:06
i'm like um
108:07
you know it's been a it's you know it's
108:10
a bit of a journey but you you know
108:11
i [ __ ] i'm happy that i'm like
108:14
good now i'm in a good mental space i'm
108:17
like doing good a lot of my
108:19
big things uh it's nice solid [ __ ]
108:23
enjoy it i like
108:29
it helps five thousand have a thousand
108:32
it helps have thousands of people that
108:34
love you i i
108:36
love is a strong word helps to have
108:37
thousands of people that i can just
108:39
talk to dr k interview when don't think
108:42
i need it
108:42
uh don't think i want to don't think i
108:44
need to do it live that sounds like it'd
108:46
be a bad idea
108:47
um but you know i'm i don't know if i'm
108:51
quite ready for that a live mental
108:54
health thing
108:55
probably not not for me fam not for me
108:58
um
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okay
109:10
oh yeah someone asked for music in the
109:11
background i'll play a little bit of
109:12
music in the background
109:14
getting professionally diagnosed as an
109:16
egg
109:17
your results have came back son it turns
109:20
out you've got a yolk inside here
109:22
there you go cirmo's contents epic you
109:26
do
109:26
dude thermal's content's just so [ __ ]
109:29
good
109:29
i kind of like he's really easy not to
109:32
fanboy over though you know like he's
109:34
really cool he's just really chill
109:36
but when i first met him i was just like
109:38
oh holy [ __ ]
109:41
kind of defeats the point of getting
109:42
therapy yeah i don't know
109:46
it's i don't really need it is the thing
109:48
in it but i still don't want to
109:49
you know live is a very different thing
109:52
but going live in front of like
109:54
dr k is like what ten thousand
109:55
concurrent viewer audience is just you
109:57
know
109:58
maybe not your title is such a mood
110:03
low cut part again whoops um
110:06
i've death i have therapy every month i
110:09
did therapy
110:10
once for no well technically two on two
110:12
separate occasions
110:14
two individual occasions i just it just
110:16
[ __ ] wasn't
110:18
wasn't for me i don't know profes i
110:20
don't know
110:21
it's because it's just uh i don't know
110:24
maybe
110:24
i do hear like getting a good therapist
110:26
is kind of where it's in but
110:29
pronoun check alcohol is a good therapy
110:31
i disagree
110:32
uh pronoun check he hit my guy
110:40
uh wasn't it just the therapist wasn't
110:42
it just the therapist it wasn't for you
110:44
um yeah but you know like
110:48
talking to people about it just bouncing
110:50
ideas off people is usually
110:52
usually a good thing for that i'm a
110:54
really solution
110:55
okay listen i'm a really solution based
110:58
guy
110:58
therapy is expensive too yeah i'm a
111:00
really solution based guy it might just
111:02
be a man thing
111:04
because i've heard this before someone's
111:06
what someone once told me
111:07
but like the the best
111:10
dude if there's not a solution to the
111:12
problem i've it's my like
111:14
i've just got to find a solution to the
111:16
problem
111:17
like um yeah if there's if there's like
111:20
an issue mentally even if it makes no
111:22
sense that there would be a solution
111:24
it's just like bad and that you just got
111:25
to deal with it being bad
111:26
you've if i can't find a solution to it
111:28
that's what kind of
111:29
ruins me for that because it's just like
111:33
that becomes top of priority to find
111:35
something like
111:38
you know you'd rather handle it yourself
111:42
yeah exactly
111:43
because no one can really tell you what
111:44
to do like
111:51
thanks for the twitch prime um but yeah
111:54
no
111:54
you can't like uh yeah it's like
111:58
let's there's certain things that no one
112:00
can help with you know
112:02
so it's it's just that i guess but
112:05
yeah lots of cheese helps
112:09
yeah lots of cheese and [ __ ] cheese
112:13
and fruit
112:14
cheese and fruit can't beat it um
112:20
[Music]
112:22
geez jeremy clarkson cheese nothing gets
112:25
picked fixed per side but attention to
112:27
the problem keeps it
112:28
in check yeah i guess i just not
112:32
i guess i'm just not too good with that
112:34
like um
112:36
like let's say i'm okay so a lot of
112:39
stuff came from like work and [ __ ] like
112:40
fear of failure and all that so like
112:42
let's say you can do let's like oh
112:46
my big thing was like holy [ __ ] my
112:48
life's going to [ __ ] is basically like
112:49
my whole worry but no one can help with
112:51
that
112:52
like literally no one can help with that
112:54
you just kind of kind of deal with it
112:56
and for me the most effective solution
112:58
was finding a solution to it
113:00
like kind of going like okay well
113:03
my grades are awful and i'm gonna fail
113:06
if i continue on with school i've got
113:07
another option that makes me happy or
113:09
i'm gonna go and pursue that and then
113:10
mid with that when it
113:12
that started to [ __ ] up uh it was good
113:15
decision but you know that started to
113:16
[ __ ] up so i was like okay
113:18
i need to find some sort of solution for
113:20
this and then i found my kind of
113:22
solution for dealing with like
113:24
just general stuff like uh it's not too
113:27
bad my idea which i
113:28
recommend is getting my like key to it
113:32
all is getting one thing done every day
113:34
if i'm not if i feel like i've done
113:37
nothing that day i feel like [ __ ] so if
113:39
i just get one thing
113:41
done i usually feel better so that's
113:43
kind of my rule
113:44
i get one thing done that can further me
113:47
and then i'm good
113:49
um yeah
114:02
okay
114:06
what the [ __ ] that's a part of cbt you
114:09
set a small goal to achieve it
114:11
that's a part of [ __ ] and bull torture
114:13
baby life advice
114:15
you want to do a life advice stream
114:18
from someone that cannot [ __ ] and ball
114:20
torture yeah
114:23
life advice get get some good cbt on you
114:27
no no cognitive behavioral therapy can
114:29
suck my [ __ ] and ball torches where it's
114:31
at
114:35
[ __ ] and ball therapy uh
114:39
[ __ ] hey yo cbt yo we [ __ ] with cbt
114:42
yo
114:46
we went to mental health to cbt somehow
114:51
cognitive behavior of torture
114:54
yikes yeah
114:58
sometimes life is just cbt without the
115:00
[ __ ] and ball
115:02
on
115:06
bro sometimes life do be just cbt
115:08
without without any cocking balls
115:12
based cb2 oh my god
115:18
oh
115:21
i live for the blue nails [ __ ] yeah dude
115:23
they're good they're really nice
115:25
i like blue i have blue nails they're
115:27
cool
115:28
i like them but yeah i like it a genuine
115:31
tip my only genuine tip
115:33
for like consent like you know people
115:36
like okay
115:36
here's my only genuine life advice
115:40
someone says cbt and your mind
115:42
immediately goes dirty
115:44
how can you read cbt and not think of
115:46
that i mean come on
115:48
how long have you been on the internet
115:49
for is my genuine uh
115:51
colossal relaxing truth how there's my
115:54
genuine life advice by the way how's the
115:55
music levels i want it to be quite quiet
115:58
or if you even notice there is music on
115:59
because i don't know
116:05
it's good great okay cool yeah the um
116:08
sweet so [ __ ] uh yeah here's my only
116:12
genuine life advice
116:13
right for preserved uh therapist friend
116:17
for preserved uh you know
116:20
feeling satisfied with everything i
116:22
don't think you can ever feel like
116:23
constantly happy forever but
116:26
never like not feeling as down bad
116:30
um here's my advice take the one thing
116:33
done a day thing
116:35
obviously it's gonna be different for a
116:36
lot of people like my thing was very
116:38
much like
116:39
fear of failure work based sort of thing
116:42
so getting one thing done a day really
116:43
helped me feel like i was working
116:45
towards something
116:46
um which is usually helpful for anyone
116:49
even if like it's not
116:51
that it just worked so well for me
116:54
because of that
116:55
but i even but also it doesn't have to
116:58
be a big thing
116:59
get one thing done a day try and do [ __ ]
117:01
dude
117:02
take a shower clean your room it doesn't
117:04
really matter
117:05
just as long as you felt productive
117:07
doing that one task it doesn't matter if
117:09
it seemed dumb
117:10
it really helps and i can
117:13
uh i can attest to that quite a bit help
117:15
me out quite a lot that's what i'm doing
117:16
now
117:18
getting out of bed dude it's productive
117:20
as [ __ ] depends it doesn't matter what
117:22
level you're at dude just that one
117:24
first step dude you get one thing done a
117:25
day and you'll go to bed feeling better
117:27
at night
117:28
guarantee it jordan peterson clean your
117:30
room
117:31
we're all lobsters clean your room
117:38
god some solid advice it is
117:43
it's like it's advice it's just you know
117:45
it's it's weird because like
117:47
you know i feel like you get so obsessed
117:49
with like [ __ ] like school and work and
117:51
everything like that
117:52
you kind of forget like basic essentials
117:54
and [ __ ]
117:55
you're not really taught [ __ ] like that
117:57
i guess so it's you're talking and the
117:59
music are making this drudge of work go
118:01
by faster
118:03
oh hell yeah i'm glad this is a bit of
118:05
more of a chill stream i'm just kind of
118:06
vibing
118:08
if only you cleaned your room oh yeah
118:10
you know i don't live by the advice
118:13
i don't clean the room i do the rest of
118:15
it though i
118:16
know in fact you know what i was gonna
118:17
do today i was just gonna do some
118:18
laundry today i'm still going
118:20
to but i've got to do some laundry i've
118:21
been meaning to
118:23
but i got a lot to do i'm sorry but when
118:26
you mention the music it suddenly
118:28
reminded me of the idol music for
118:31
those flash sex games
118:42
what flash sex games i don't remember
118:45
i don't know any flash sex games
118:50
my guy my
118:53
guy down bad down bad into
118:56
10 20 2014 down bad flash sex games
119:02
i played like platforming flash games
119:05
you know the old ones anyway how long
119:08
have you been on the internet
119:10
i don't remember a time where i wasn't
119:12
no i do remember a timer i wasn't
119:14
i remember like the first um
119:18
like the first video game i ever got was
119:20
a pc game
119:22
on a dvd it was a sonic game we just
119:23
never managed to make it work
119:25
because we only had a pc we had like a
119:27
really bad pc at the time
119:28
in the house it's like some cheap ass
119:30
sonic game on a
119:32
broken ass gps pc you know i wasn't good
119:35
but yeah i was like i
119:38
i got kind of uh i got kind of lucky
119:40
with i guess how i
119:41
grew up that like we had a pc to start
119:43
with so i was already interested in the
119:44
topic but
119:46
[ __ ] that was a terrible pc like um
119:49
i recorded my first videos on an awful
119:52
like
119:53
i was it just didn't you know like all
119:55
of minecraft was in 20 fps sort of thing
119:58
on lowest settings it just wouldn't
120:00
really work
120:01
and then after a while of recording
120:05
stuff
120:06
and it was on like it was on a monitor
120:08
that didn't it wasn't standard
120:10
thing so all my videos at the time had
120:11
black bars or it looks stretched
120:14
if you ever played cs go on four by
120:15
three then you know what i mean
120:17
it all my videos used to look like that
120:19
hold on i'll show you so
120:21
let me show you this [ __ ] about how like
120:24
dreadful this used to be
120:26
um let me show you the music feels a
120:29
little bit loud actually i don't know if
120:30
it's just me
120:33
yeah look at this look at this shirt can
120:34
we keep this even
120:36
please all the okay
120:40
like even numbers only like or
120:45
even numbers only for the donor goal
120:46
look so these are all my
120:48
like my first videos all [ __ ]
120:50
copyrighted
120:51
because you know i'm an idiot but yeah
120:53
do you see how they oh let me click on
120:55
one
120:55
um let's do which one's like a
121:00
this one's like the first one i ever
121:01
told we got well so they all look like
121:03
this
121:05
it's all like blurry as [ __ ] 720p
121:07
monitor that wasn't actually a stan it
121:09
wasn't actually 16 by nine
121:11
so look you can see like black bars on
121:13
the side really
121:15
not good uh not good very bad very bad
121:18
not good
121:19
um but yeah no i record all the videos
121:21
on on this
121:22
stuff and then i end up recording
121:26
series like this which are like revive
121:28
pvp so they said like hey buddy we'll
121:30
pay you
121:30
literally five dollars per video you
121:32
make on here and i eventually saved up
121:34
enough
121:35
because you know i was getting like 500
121:36
views um
121:38
because it like advertised their server
121:40
but anyway
121:42
eventually i saved up enough to get 200
121:45
and i bought another pc no
121:48
hashtag teamwork it's a little bit
121:51
better after that
121:52
and then i started to get thought there
121:55
we go look at this
121:56
now it just looks weirdly stretched but
121:59
you can see now i've got 60fps and
122:01
everything's in 1080p
122:03
not bad i am more of an odd number guy
122:06
so yeah mid 200s is a wait what
122:10
mid 2000 wait oh i missed stuff in chat
122:13
i was looking at stuff
122:14
uh this wasn't by the way this was not
122:17
like
122:18
ages and ages ago this was like um i
122:21
have a serious question
122:23
coke or pepsi i say pepsi
122:27
team odd it's all odd numbers now
122:29
besides the eight
122:31
um coke's better
122:34
i'm you just more used to it f1nn
122:38
sounds so good through my headphones
122:41
he sweet chelsea voice is so comforting
122:43
to my small smooth brain
122:46
my small smooth brain
122:49
oh my god my first pc we played oregon
122:54
trail
122:55
you don't know the struggle damn
122:58
yeah no i mean i couldn't really play
123:00
any other game uh
123:02
but it was weird man
123:05
i remember all back in the day this is
123:07
like sorry i'm going on a little bit of
123:08
a nostalgia trip
123:10
but like i recorded with this like
123:11
terrible terrible thing for a while
123:13
like even like we're up to here i
123:15
recorded an epic cs go clutch
123:19
i'm gonna have to mute it but look at
123:21
this it's like stuttery and everything
123:24
oh man x i put xd in a title bro
123:29
look at that the gun didn't even [ __ ]
123:31
move
123:33
not bad where's my ultimate snipe at the
123:35
end
123:36
look at this [ __ ] insane
123:40
bam yo i felt that was so cool that i
123:42
put it on youtube
123:45
so you know there was that xd clutch xd
123:50
but yeah this one i actually started
123:52
editing properly
123:56
still on the bad pc but
123:59
you know not as bad like
124:02
i i'd learned how to edit really well at
124:05
this point as well
124:10
what is this hold on
124:16
hold on hold on let me go on the
124:17
nostalgia trip one sec
124:24
took [ __ ] years to make i remember
124:26
that you know how hard this was to make
124:31
oh anyway
124:37
oh god damn it i made this too this is
124:39
my first little
124:40
notch into 3d design i can't play it
124:43
because it's
124:44
some [ __ ] 21 pilot song but like yeah
124:47
we um this was our faction name at the
124:49
time we'd done all this stuff it was
124:51
sorry i'm on a nostalgia trip you gotta
124:52
you gotta
124:53
bear with me here chad i just wanna show
124:54
you 2016.
124:57
that's not good tracking but like um you
124:59
know
125:01
i made like canon videos
125:04
and then uh pandemic bro panda oh
125:08
dude did i predict the future god damn
125:11
it
125:14
but yeah like uh we've done all this
125:16
stuff right we
125:18
[ __ ] i predicted the future back in
125:19
2016. i'm
125:21
[ __ ] stupid sample text bro cause i
125:24
forgot to put it
125:25
um it was just an old thing but yeah
125:28
this was like a memory
125:29
memorabilia thing of like back in 2016
125:33
me thinking like oh damn bro
125:35
i'm i've made it on youtube dude and
125:38
bear in mind this didn't have this had
125:39
probably a thousand views
125:42
not like 4 000 which is way more
125:44
comparatively now but
125:46
it's just all the stuff i did in uh
125:48
minecraft factions world x hell yeah
125:50
my guy napkin my guy but is that russia
125:54
or something might be elmo
125:59
this was some random like kid that was
126:01
uh
126:05
oh dude anyway sorry anyway but yeah i'm
126:07
not i'm not doing any dm's
126:08
raiding text bro the s shake dude s
126:11
shake was my favorite thing look how
126:13
much there is the s shake shaker shake
126:16
um time warp rgb bro
126:21
but yeah no we did a ton of stuff in uh
126:23
over in minecraft
126:26
this is uh like uh an old meme that we
126:30
did because with our friends and [ __ ]
126:31
but yeah man
126:32
i remember it's been a while i used to
126:34
have this like terrible terrible
126:36
everything uh and yeah it just i grinded
126:39
out videos getting like
126:40
a thousand views or something for like
126:43
two years
126:44
until i ever saw any sort of growth
126:48
um i think i was like it was just
126:52
[ __ ] something fun at the time
126:54
and then i just kind of carried on um
126:56
did the face reveal big cringe
126:58
but yeah well at the time right i was
127:00
getting like maybe
127:01
a couple thousand views a video and this
127:04
was when i hit 10 000 subs and [ __ ]
127:07
and i was still god damn i remember
127:08
trying so hard this was like my mid
127:10
[ __ ] everything going wrong too
127:15
um it was like right no actually no this
127:18
was all fine
127:20
that was the point where i remember that
127:22
one story i said where i [ __ ] cut my
127:24
hand open by accident watch it oh dude
127:26
it's so bad
127:29
oh oh
127:32
[ __ ] kill me kill me kill me kill me
127:34
i'm not watching it kill me kill me kill
127:36
me
127:36
[ __ ] i wish to die
127:41
anyway you can watch it if you want i'm
127:43
not gonna watch it with you
127:44
i'm not gonna watch it with you it's
127:46
just it's on my channel i refuse to
127:48
private any of my videos
127:50
i refuse to delete them because it's i
127:52
like doing [ __ ] like this every now and
127:53
then
127:55
yeah like all these videos you can see
127:57
one the ones that haven't got picked up
127:58
by the algorithm later like these 13
128:00
000 views i was not getting 13 000 views
128:03
40
128:04
i wasn't getting any of that back in the
128:05
day i was getting like 2 000
128:07
but since the channel's been okay it's
128:10
been uh going up again but like
128:13
yeah um
128:16
i used to do dumb [ __ ] like putting
128:18
swear words in my title
128:19
like that was gonna [ __ ] work um
128:23
what else this one i went to france i
128:26
went to france in this period of time
128:28
because i remember these were my like
128:29
these are good videos actually they're
128:31
just like speed builds
128:34
anyway but yeah i know they're really
128:35
cool stuff uh i
128:37
it's terrible cringe uh and yeah no i i
128:40
just
128:40
getting and then this was the point
128:42
where my channel started doing okay
128:43
literally this video
128:45
and the whole video thing you're about i
128:48
was
128:48
i think shirtless yep yes i was
128:51
and before any of you get all weird back
128:53
in 2010 i was 17 when this was recorded
128:57
so get your
128:57
creepy ass out of this hazuni for life
129:01
hazuni ah charlie what the [ __ ]
129:05
hey charlie holy [ __ ] hey bro
129:09
yeah we're champ [ __ ] dude um but uh
129:12
video is the first one that actually did
129:14
good
129:16
this one's a funny video this one oh
129:20
yeah by the way
129:20
this there we go look my first good pc i
129:24
went from my 200
129:25
pc to this can't play it
129:28
i'm gonna play it hey dad can i borrow
129:29
some money
129:33
[Laughter]
129:37
[Music]
129:39
though um i met skeppy around this time
129:42
as well
129:43
like um yeah i meant scappy around right
129:46
here
129:46
uh yeah i remember all this stuff it was
129:49
really fun
129:50
this is where my channel started to
129:51
actually do good this is where i could
129:52
more explore doing this as a job
129:55
uh right around yo 13 months pogba's
130:00
love this boy oh you know what's fun
130:04
this video between this video and this
130:06
video
130:08
i'd be i got uh i broke up with uh evie
130:11
we broke up
130:12
after she cheated on me that was fun
130:15
uh so yeah between this video and this
130:18
video
130:18
holy [ __ ] so much [ __ ] went wrong
130:22
just so much [ __ ] went wrong oh
130:25
and i carried on dude what the [ __ ]
130:29
i don't know dude that was when that was
130:30
the grind bro that was the grind
130:33
stages of youtube everyone asked you
130:35
more from because my hardest dab
130:37
is my favorite video from your minecraft
130:40
stuff
130:41
how can you summarize your minecraft
130:43
experience in one paragraph
130:46
or less the best and worst memories of
130:49
my life happened while i was playing
130:51
minecraft
130:52
all day every day i have like
130:56
my favorite most wholesome memories of
130:59
friends and meeting new people and
131:01
you know finally getting somewhere in
131:03
life happened on minecraft and also my
131:05
absolute lowest points happened during
131:07
this stage
131:09
yeah i learned a lot though
131:12
it learned an awful lot and the fact
131:14
that it's all documented is
131:16
just very weird to me um
131:22
like it yeah it's just very uh like the
131:25
fact that i can go like oh
131:26
like it's such a distinct memory because
131:30
i
131:30
remember this video sky
131:33
block having fun there's not having
131:35
another meme
131:36
literally i started it trying to sort
131:38
some stuff out please
131:40
look how good i got it i like your hair
131:42
wow
131:43
um and then i remember specifically
131:47
so okay here's the thing right see where
131:49
i'm at at the end of this video
131:51
like i've kind of maybe built an island
131:53
around it
131:55
during from this point
131:58
is warp and then my voice is very bad i
132:02
want to decaying my
132:03
camera from this point the next day
132:08
is when it happened it was the next day
132:11
uh and i remember legitimately just okay
132:13
this is gonna be sad boy moment let me
132:15
hold on let me get some let me get the
132:16
let me get the vibe music back on
132:20
there we go from this point oh [ __ ] me
132:23
[ __ ] yeah so from that point on at this
132:27
video
132:28
i remember not being able to do anything
132:30
else but
132:31
just stare at the wall and just build
132:35
the stone i was just physically
132:38
incapable
132:39
of doing anything else literally just
132:42
staring at my minecraft screen
132:43
just [ __ ] crying some [ __ ] idiot
132:47
and then just building the stone uh i
132:50
remember that
132:51
so specifically because there was when
132:52
uh i i like got skeppy in a call with me
132:55
and we just talked about it all
132:57
and uh you know bad [ __ ] i guess
133:01
but now i remember it really really
133:03
specifically
133:04
i'm almost wondering now whether it
133:06
happened
133:08
did it hold on you know what's funny it
133:10
might have happened
133:11
from here to there
133:14
like because the stone's built there i'm
133:16
not even convinced that this was after
133:18
this video
133:19
i think it was this was before and then
133:22
this was after
133:24
that's why i think my said my voice was
133:25
so like dead
133:28
i'm just way like yeah i don't know
133:32
yeah i built that i know i you know it
133:34
was that i built that
133:35
look hold on one sec
133:39
let me find it let me find it i built
133:41
this this was what i did i was building
133:43
here i was building this that's what i
133:46
did
133:49
it looks cool anyway so much nostalgia
133:53
yeah
133:53
it is it's still kind of good nostalgia
133:55
though i don't know
133:57
remember finn what a loser right what an
134:00
idiot what a dumbass
134:01
thing crybaby i know right
134:07
i don't know what happened sorry anyway
134:11
uh what are we doing we're doing
134:12
something else we got into sad boy
134:13
moments for a minute
134:14
or nostalgia trip law stream
134:18
indeed indeed
134:22
why can't i get banned you're not trying
134:23
hard enough it'll happen if you try hard
134:25
enough
134:29
hey finn if i snap my fingers you will
134:31
forget that you were ever gay
134:33
ready snap
134:37
but i was never gay
134:46
oh no oh no
134:49
it worked yeah what's your social
134:52
security number i don't know i'm trying
134:54
to wait till i can give it to this
134:55
random guy that wants to pay me 500 000
134:57
a month on twitter
134:59
i'm waiting for then but
135:03
until then until then you know you got
135:06
to be offering me 500 000 a month to be
135:08
able to get it
135:12
oh there's another one
135:15
he's like bots dude that's spots it's so
135:17
weird it's so [ __ ] weird
135:19
anyway the stream is somewhere between
135:23
sad nostalgic wholesome and horny
135:27
do you think there was some correlation
135:29
between becoming rose and becoming
135:31
happier
135:33
what no because that was there was
135:36
look that that wasn't no definitely not
135:39
i was like um
135:41
no uh i can probably find you the point
135:45
in time where i
135:47
there's this really there's this moment
135:49
that i remember
135:52
where i we were walking through town me
135:55
and my family and i was walking behind
135:57
my mom and my sister me and my dad were
135:59
walking together and it was at night
136:01
time in the city
136:02
and i kind of just like looked her and i
136:04
was like like you kind of figure out
136:06
like holy [ __ ]
136:07
i don't remember being like i don't
136:09
remember being
136:10
as sad again i think i i i said my dad i
136:14
was like um
136:15
i i think i did it i think i'm like
136:18
satisfied
136:18
with everything now i think i'm over it
136:21
and yeah that was uh it wasn't it wasn't
136:24
even the the breakup wasn't anything
136:25
like that that was just another like
136:27
i would i always consider the breakup
136:28
thing just like a [ __ ]
136:30
bit of a kick but it wasn't anything
136:32
that really affected
136:33
i mean you know it affected me like
136:37
uh slightly but it was never something
136:39
that really
136:40
did anything bad it was always like a
136:42
success thing for me all of wholesome
136:45
all the [ __ ] uh you know what's it
136:47
called
136:48
all like a fear of failure not thinking
136:51
you good enough sort of thing and i
136:52
remember kind of going like i haven't
136:54
felt that for like
136:55
a while and remember and you never like
136:57
know like oh okay i'm happy it's not
136:59
like that
137:00
it's kind of like i don't remember the
137:02
last time i've wanted to like do
137:03
anything bad in
137:05
if you know wink wink um you know
137:08
to not talk about anything to see or
137:10
triggering but yeah
137:11
um i was just like i i can't remember
137:14
that time
137:15
when i said that and i was like holy
137:17
[ __ ] they were good i mean my dad hugged
137:18
and we went home
137:29
[ __ ] sorry one sec
137:33
yeah that was a good memory
137:47
give me a minute
138:14
ah okay i'm fine
138:25
stop hiding wench let us embrace you i'm
138:28
sorry
138:31
this doesn't ah god damn it
138:35
i don't like emotions this doesn't
138:36
happen often
138:42
i am here i'm good but yeah
138:47
it's a happy memory that's why it's nice
138:53
but yeah
138:56
it was fun i liked it that's a nice
138:59
memory that i have
139:00
let's get back to [ __ ] and ball torture
139:04
baby
139:08
he's in my polish cow way wait on
139:10
waiting screen
139:13
that's just a that's been there dude
139:14
that's my that's my polish cow
139:22
yeah yeah i had the same thing before it
139:26
was like um
139:28
they're okay then i'm doing good
139:31
quick go back to cbt the princess must
139:34
not cry
139:35
no of course um
139:38
yeah it was um it was cool
139:42
like uh ye i can't really i can't really
139:46
put more words to it i don't think
139:48
sorry we love you no i know it's a happy
139:50
thing i'm like i'm
139:51
happy about it i'm not sad it's just
139:54
like a uh
139:55
yeah there's a big i remember that being
139:57
a pretty decently sized uh
139:59
hurdle to overcome i think realizing it
140:02
was over was pretty good
140:07
[Music]
140:12
my depression leaves when it's sunny
140:13
outside
140:15
sometimes all you need is a hug
140:19
[Music]
140:26
what why why say that to me now
140:30
why oh you [ __ ]
140:34
oh
140:40
[Music]
140:42
hmm
140:45
scrolling
140:47
[Music]
140:50
it's okay to cry manly tears not womanly
140:56
indeed
141:01
holy [ __ ] you know why else it sucks
141:04
it's because
141:05
fake eyelashes right when you get water
141:07
on fake eyelashes they just soak onto
141:09
the fake eyelashes you gotta do this
141:10
[ __ ] you gotta like dry them
141:13
that's why no other reason why
141:16
i gotta now dry my eyes i can't even
141:18
like rub my eyes i gotta do this
141:24
yeah ugh
141:28
please play try not to laugh on youtube
141:30
try not to last [ __ ]
141:32
suck they're all garbage on youtube
141:34
because they're all just like
141:35
2013 memes they're terrible
141:38
sometimes they're just running through
141:40
my likes on tick tock is a good try not
141:42
to laugh for me
141:45
why is thing crying what i miss i'm not
141:47
crying that's a lie
141:52
please play minecraft sex mod you got it
141:55
booker
141:56
you got it
141:59
i got it i wonder if that's still jack's
142:02
uh
142:03
most like viewed video
142:06
let me see it's probably not now but
142:09
there used to be a point in time where
142:11
jack sex of life most viewed video was a
142:13
minecraft sex mod
142:15
i found it look
142:19
oh i know where it was something like
142:20
this
142:24
and call you an egg hell yeah
142:27
i appreciate it i really do
142:31
damn dude he's only kept the um
142:35
minecraft female gender options video up
142:40
six years ago jack was an egg before me
142:43
wait did he just call it
142:45
[Music]
142:46
a different thing dude you look so cute
142:49
ill risk
142:50
it at all oh that's upsetting
142:53
that's upsetting thank you
142:57
yeah no the um i think a lot of them
143:00
a lot of the good stuff has always
143:02
pretty much been uh it's those damn
143:04
onion ninjas again
143:06
that's what i mean i have my best
143:07
memories i have my worst memories in it
143:10
so i have my sad cry moments and i have
143:13
my happy cry moments all
143:15
in minecraft
143:20
but you make us happy we partake in you
143:24
leave your surrounding better than
143:26
you've found it
143:27
so just say on love is around even if it
143:31
is not that specifically love with 1000
143:34
people would also be a gang
143:38
a gang now you and minx have another
143:42
thing in common
143:43
no [ __ ] [ __ ] no no
143:46
no no no i don't want to be in this
143:48
brand of no
143:49
[ __ ] no you that's no that's the worst
143:51
thing you could have said to me right
143:52
now
143:53
god damn it i [ __ ] no
143:56
i don't want to be this brand of twitch
143:58
streamer
143:59
oh my god ukraine let's go
144:03
[ __ ] [ __ ]
144:14
that's just uh
144:17
i see that's just no good i don't want
144:19
to be i don't want to be
144:21
i don't want to be like minks no no no
144:24
anyway the discord says so yeah
144:28
oh it makes it minks has a cult head our
144:30
cult's different to the mink's cult
144:32
we should do a crying collab yeah
144:38
sometimes you need i feel like i was
144:39
overdue for it you know i haven't cried
144:41
in like months
144:42
now
144:43
[Music]
144:46
that's cool never forget the good
144:47
memories me and my old man don't get
144:50
along so you should check
144:51
your family cause you're stuck with them
144:55
yeah me and um it was it's nice
144:58
sorry the reason why it kind of hits me
145:00
so i just me and my dad uh used to have
145:02
like
145:03
by no means a bad relationship but we
145:05
used to uh clash quite a lot
145:08
so having a good like you know
145:11
was a nice moment good big thing for me
145:14
is you know it's just a good memory it's
145:16
just a good memory it's just
145:19
i'll probably remember that one forever
145:20
it's just good
145:22
i'm in the mink's cult do you like
145:24
pegging
145:29
well i guess me and minks do agree on
145:31
something
145:35
anyway uh moving on from the minks cult
145:39
i'm not like minks i'm nothing like mix
145:41
not gonna happen
145:43
still need a peg champion i'm waiting
145:44
for it
145:46
thanks for this thanks for the sub cmdr
145:50
oh check instagram dm found a knife i
145:52
recommend oh
145:54
okay
145:57
oh well minx 2.0 no i like how you can't
146:01
say
146:01
minx in text to speech weird
146:06
[Music]
146:09
finn i think i can speak for a number of
146:11
us when i say that we're glad that
146:13
you're still
146:15
around because you've helped some of us
146:17
stick around
146:20
ye i mean yeah
146:28
yeah sorry
146:33
i'm checking uh i'm checking dmc give me
146:35
a sec
146:36
uh i can't find anything that's got your
146:38
name on it
146:40
oh yeah i have some weird ass dms
146:44
sorry i wasn't really equipped to do a
146:47
good sentence on that
146:48
um yeah
146:52
i always find it really hard to talk
146:53
about like anything with that i'm sure
146:55
like
146:56
most of my friends can attest like uh i
146:59
can't really i'm just really bad at
147:02
getting
147:02
what i think fathers and sons clashing
147:05
during the teens years is very common
147:08
be thankful hes still here for you grin
147:12
[Music]
147:14
hmm
147:16
your tri-ass response to heartfelt
147:18
messages yeah dude
147:19
i just i'm sorry i don't want to i
147:23
as much as listen crying's healthy and
147:25
all that but i don't want to i don't
147:27
want to uh
147:29
i haven't cried in years can i get some
147:31
of your excess estrogen please
147:37
it [ __ ] like my excess estrogen
147:40
listen i have no excess i've there is
147:43
absolutely
147:44
none in me i don't know what you're
147:45
talking about i'm actually the first
147:47
human being to live without
147:48
with zero estrogen actually absolutely
147:51
none
147:52
crying on stream meta yeah i don't know
147:57
um it's a pretty um oh
148:01
it's pretty common thing on the internet
148:02
to not really uh
148:04
you shouldn't really let people know
148:07
that you're uh
148:08
you know like at all you should
148:11
you present an image to the internet
148:12
that you're like [ __ ] you know the
148:14
the [ __ ]
148:15
so no one can really [ __ ] with you um
148:17
but you know
148:18
it's it's just not really it's it's
148:20
never going to be the meta you know
148:22
a human you present that you're not
148:25
really a human
148:26
exactly just part of the problem i guess
148:30
don't let people realize you're human
148:31
with emotions i know right
148:33
but um
148:37
crying on stream manly [ __ ] hell yeah
148:40
the kitty headphones they sound bad
148:42
though
148:42
they sound bad the cat headphones don't
148:44
sound good
148:46
we all need a hug give us a hug finn
148:50
there you go is this this is good does
148:52
it sound like
148:58
uh yeah kitty kitty that might have been
149:01
some decent asmr who knows
149:03
um
149:06
the krakens yeah i mean okay they sound
149:08
good but they i don't like how they
149:10
are really noise blocking it's just not
149:12
as you can see crying is great for fat
149:14
donations that's why you have to join
149:17
the minx meta
149:20
oh
149:29
has mastered i'm i'm guessing she knows
149:31
that a fake cry at some point though she
149:34
gotta basically know when people think
149:37
you're weak yeah sorry i was missing
149:38
that word
149:39
you know it was sorry i i couldn't quite
149:41
equip i wasn't quite equipped for a
149:43
minute to deal with the
149:44
comment about that um about the whole um
149:47
you know
149:48
dry responses i'm pretty sure tears are
149:51
wet
149:52
true yeah the um
149:56
uh i'm sorry i'll say what i wanted to
149:58
say but the uh
149:59
basically the thing about uh yeah
150:02
mustache
150:03
uh yeah i remember like a while ago this
150:07
really one specific thought that i had
150:09
there was like uh back in the day there
150:11
was like i got all these messages i
150:13
remember
150:14
making it it was it felt really weird to
150:17
get all these messages from people
150:18
saying how much i've helped them
150:20
or something while making minecraft
150:21
videos and then just being an absolute
150:24
[ __ ] show behind the scenes like feeling
150:26
the exact same way
150:27
f1n rose may not always be around but
150:30
today's stream shows a lot
150:32
of your strengths and why a lot of us
150:35
watch you
150:36
thank you oh good
150:39
thanks all good all good fam you got it
150:45
yeah no it was um yeah i remember it
150:47
being like a very um
150:50
weird thing like just like all these
150:52
people being on that and then
150:54
yeah not even like not being able to
150:56
make myself happy and then like
150:58
a bunch of you know a lot of people
151:00
saying that
151:01
it worked for them it's weird
151:05
anyway i'm not getting notifications of
151:08
when you're streaming
151:09
yeah there's nothing like that if you
151:10
join the discord though you'll get
151:11
notifications
151:12
if you join the discord enable
151:14
notifications we don't spam on there so
151:16
you know that's pretty good
151:17
18k let's go i only ever at everyone
151:19
want a new video or streams out
151:22
18k let's go oh [ __ ] missed
151:26
[ __ ] with temps on the way to go 10 dude
151:30
[ __ ] this 18k
151:34
[ __ ] hell cute nails fairy girly
151:37
heart
151:38
very i know they've got butterflies on
151:40
them so
151:42
i don't think they've a pink fade to
151:45
blue
151:49
please marry me senpai i shout
151:53
oh you've st how many times have you
151:55
donated a thousand bits and said
151:56
please marry me i've said yes so many
151:59
times you just keep asking
152:01
twitch notifications on mobile yeah yeah
152:04
oh yeah dude i get like a notification
152:05
my
152:05
i've got i've got a notification from
152:07
maurice's stream starting
152:08
when after an hour after she's ended and
152:10
we're in a call talking
152:12
like it was twitch mobile notifications
152:15
are kind of terrible
152:17
but yeah show us a knife trick
152:20
oh wait i found my [ __ ] knife a
152:22
second yes i did oh damn
152:24
you want to see a knife trick oh where
152:28
what the [ __ ] where are my milkshakes
152:30
look i'll give you a knife trick this is
152:32
the easiest one to learn
152:33
the shit's simple as [ __ ] you can spice
152:36
it up by doing this
152:37
oh wow so you can take it from this
152:40
oh [ __ ] hold up take it from this to
152:44
this i can't stand these even numbers
152:48
hashtag odd number gang to that
152:51
now that's the one if you figure that
152:53
one out god damn
152:58
at me pewdiepie my guy
153:01
i got the knife tricks unlocked listen
153:03
pewds i can do that
153:05
still don't know how the [ __ ] you do the
153:07
twiddly knife thingy with that
153:08
this one's not blunt so i'm not gonna do
153:10
it but i don't know how the hell you did
153:12
that but i can
153:13
i can teach you the ways of a bala song
153:15
okay
153:17
a sinister role [ __ ] i don't know what
153:19
that is i got behind the eight ball down
153:20
though
153:22
i nailed that first try that's never
153:24
happened before
153:26
behind the eight ball so that like the
153:27
one trick that i'm just like
153:30
50 of time it works half the time this
153:32
[ __ ] works
153:33
and then half the time it don't [ __ ] let
153:36
me roll up my sleeve
153:41
almost i am
153:49
that's not an odd number this is an odd
153:51
number
153:53
boy that is an odd number wait no that's
153:54
what that's like you got one odd number
153:56
in there
153:58
you met you you made one of the numbers
154:00
even again
154:05
closer greetings from problem bro oh
154:08
yeah
154:10
dude the even number gang versus the odd
154:12
number gang
154:14
i've always wanted to dress like a
154:16
female but my mom will not let me until
154:18
i
154:18
move out oh yikes um
154:23
british fidgets british fidget spinners
154:26
are more dangerous
154:27
thanks to the ten dollars but i mean
154:31
uh alex i think that like uh
154:34
it depends somehow sides have genuinely
154:36
met that just like you get no privacy i
154:38
was pretty lucky that my parents like
154:39
had a lot of trust with me
154:40
um they gave me a lot of privacy i was i
154:43
but then again i did put a lock on my
154:44
door when i was a kid
154:46
and i started making like a decent
154:48
amount of money i just put a lock on my
154:49
door
154:50
because i just like screw into the walls
154:51
like you know
154:53
but bought myself a lock put a lock on
154:55
my door
154:56
i didn't need to they never did i just
154:58
didn't like how sometimes like
155:00
they just kind of like i don't know it
155:02
was weird you know teenagers man i was a
155:04
teenager penguin where do you want to
155:06
get married finney
155:12
oh [ __ ] why would i want to get married
155:17
on a real answer i don't know like uh
155:19
[ __ ]
155:21
somewhere cool a gun range
155:25
oh okay right
155:28
here's how i here's how you here's how
155:30
you get the wedding ring right
155:31
you set up a big target that's like a
155:33
soft target and you load up the ring
155:35
into a shotgun shell
155:37
and it gets shot down range it lands in
155:41
between
155:42
the uh the groom and the bride you take
155:44
it out the thing
155:45
and then you put it on romantic
155:49
that'd be cool that'd be really cool
155:51
that'd be really cool
155:54
american wedding yeah a tank bro
155:59
and back to knife tricks time for manly
156:02
man things
156:04
they're doing like a [ __ ] how can i
156:08
well i can't do with my left hand i'm
156:09
not going to try that i can just
156:13
oh yeah
156:17
right almost almost on i got let me do a
156:20
good combo
156:23
penguin loves guns and has a few
156:29
do you have a shotgun you could do that
156:32
with your husband
156:33
the shotgun thing or the [ __ ] or the
156:35
knife trick thing all the combos
156:37
love shooting downrange at a bride and
156:38
groom but it's a slug so it's you know
156:41
accurate i guess i don't know
156:42
uh how rare are those things in the u.s
156:45
these
156:45
what you can get them on amazon in the
156:48
u.s you can get a real
156:50
one one with a blade this one doesn't
156:51
have a blade on it
156:55
knives are feminine as hell i know
156:58
i always sleep in the living room
157:04
oh yeah that does suck that does kind of
157:07
suck
157:07
i mean yeah i guess yeah wait till you
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move
157:12
i have a shotgun you wouldn't want to
157:13
make yourself living in a
157:15
all holy ship you wouldn't want to make
157:17
you wouldn't want to make your living
157:18
situation
157:19
uh dangerous for yourself so there is
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that
157:23
wedding wedding rings won't fit into it
157:25
depends how small their finger is
157:27
[Music]
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i want to wear skirts and stuff but i
157:33
don't have the confidence to get them
157:35
amazon amazon amazon you don't need to
157:37
dude if it's an in-person thing bro
157:39
amazon it's just a click
157:40
you just [ __ ] click them it's easy as
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heck
157:43
[Music]
157:44
amazon or like uh on youtube on the
157:47
blade of the practice bali song to see
157:49
if you'd still have your
157:52
fingers if it was real i wouldn't and
157:54
the only reason i can tell is because
157:56
there's
157:56
it's a semi sharp edge so like i know
157:59
when it hits me
158:00
i know when it hits me and it doesn't
158:02
but it usually
158:04
doesn't anyway like i can do this
158:07
completely confidently right
158:08
holy [ __ ] like this is an easy thing to
158:11
pull off
158:12
and that just left my whole ass hand
158:14
right that didn't touch me once
158:16
the only time it like touches me is when
158:18
i do this and it's on this side of my
158:20
finger but that's the back side of the
158:22
blade you know
158:26
it's not too too difficult it's not too
158:29
bad you know
158:32
it's okay
158:35
i'll believe it's a bell song but don't
158:36
quote me it is a practice battle song
158:38
butterfly knife balasang same thing
158:41
butterfly knives are illegal in some
158:42
states true they are but
158:44
in some sense they are but you can
158:46
always get these these are just toys
158:48
everywhere
158:49
um any advice for people who want to try
158:51
and girl clothing and makeup for the
158:52
first time it didn't read it out then or
158:54
why
158:54
um but yeah actually i do um
158:57
amazon's good try to go understated
159:01
if it's if you i mean i mean [ __ ]
159:03
actually no where
159:04
whatever you want to wear but like for
159:06
makeup and stuff if you're planning and
159:08
looking good makeup's pretty much the
159:09
catch for that
159:11
try and do more understanding literal
159:13
shotgun proposal then shotgun wedding
159:16
happens a lot in vegas maybe if i move
159:18
back holy [ __ ] rose should visit wink
159:21
wink
159:22
that's cool is that what shotgun wedding
159:24
means i've heard that term before is
159:26
that what it means
159:30
is that what that is did i just invent
159:32
shotgun weddings or what is it
159:35
no [ __ ] oh damn it that would be cool
159:38
though that would be kind of cool
159:40
what is what's a shotgun wedding anyway
159:42
i've heard that term before though
159:48
i don't know what a shotgun wedding is
159:49
that just does that just mean impromptu
159:54
oh
159:58
being forced to marry someone at the end
160:00
of a shotgun oh that's
160:01
way darker than i thought it was when
160:03
they're pregnant i guess oh
160:06
all the penguins wants out of a marriage
160:09
is lots of head pats and snuggles from
160:11
finn
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i'll take it that's that's all i want
160:14
out of a marriage
160:16
[Music]
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have perhaps one of the best shotguns
160:21
ever made
160:23
the model 10 trench gun used in ww1
160:26
which is capable of slam firing
160:30
yikes i mean yeah that sounds dangerous
160:32
but yeah
160:33
this is [ __ ] portraiture you just
160:35
exposed yourself you are a secret kgb
160:38
agent only soviet spies can do these
160:42
epic knife tricks
160:43
indeed like it's kind of fun to just sit
160:45
at a table and do this
160:46
100 recommend just because when you
160:48
learn how to do this oh my god it's fun
160:50
you don't need to do anything dangerous
160:52
or anything like complex just [ __ ]
160:57
she looks cool too feels cool looks cool
160:59
it's the best it's so good get one get
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one
161:02
i'll make it i'll make much of it dude i
161:04
just get one it's cool
161:06
anyway they're like 10 bucks on amazon
161:08
but you know the the thing uh
161:09
tips for dressing as a girl for the
161:11
first time if you want to make it look
161:12
good do
161:12
little and start start small amount um
161:16
doing like uh my my friend who's
161:18
insanely good at makeup now uh juicy boy
161:21
tv
161:21
he started out literally just putting a
161:23
little bit of eye shadow under his eye
161:24
like just like more like boy sort of
161:27
thing right
161:28
doing something pretty simple and easy
161:29
and then it gradually you learn
161:31
what looks good what doesn't it's really
161:34
tempting i guess to start
161:36
you know doing everything but i always
161:39
see people do a ton that they don't
161:41
really know
161:41
what they're doing with juicy boy tv
161:44
if he's on tick tock he's got like one
161:46
and a half million followers he's great
161:48
um but yeah if you want to do that
161:50
there's that
161:51
um uh that do it like that
161:55
any tips for like getting clothes that
161:57
look good
161:59
stuff that doesn't emphasize masculine
162:01
features like let's say um
162:04
stuff that doesn't emphasize like
162:05
shoulders and [ __ ] or like
162:07
uh your chest something like that right
162:09
that's usually your
162:10
masculine features uh something that
162:12
maybe hides like
162:13
like skater gulch uh skirt like skater
162:16
style
162:17
skirts the one that are flared out uh
162:20
can make your hips look
162:21
uh more wide so that's why people wear
162:24
that
162:24
that's the thing shave
162:28
shave your [ __ ] face holy [ __ ] dude i
162:31
oh my god i met people that don't shave
162:32
their face before makeup shave your
162:34
[ __ ] face before you put on makeup
162:36
it's just gross
162:37
show your face shave your face god damn
162:41
please
162:43
it makes me like physically cringe if i
162:46
like
162:46
even have the tiny if my face isn't
162:48
perfectly smooth before i put on makeup
162:51
i've never done it before i've done it
162:53
maybe one touch [ __ ]
162:55
no uh this is great i have two for
162:59
house security shotguns oh god
163:06
what's the name of the background music
163:07
i don't know i looked up um
163:10
twitch background music and clicked on
163:11
the first one so i don't know
163:14
but that's true let's see if we can find
163:16
any different ones
163:21
and
163:30
that's kind of cool sweet i'll play this
163:33
uh what the [ __ ] weird i was in chat oh
163:35
god what's happening uh i've been doing
163:37
an mtf cosplay cat see some
163:39
dude sure i i i've people have been
163:42
asking me for critiques on stuff
163:44
i've carried on saying no maybe we will
163:47
i haven't found a good way to do it
163:49
nicely though you know what i mean
163:55
do you like fishing i've never gone
163:56
fishing well i mean i've i went crab
163:58
fishing once
164:00
where you just kind of scoop them up and
164:02
then we go whoa that's a real crab and
164:03
then we put him back again
164:05
you know but i've never gone properly
164:08
fishing
164:09
i wouldn't care i mean like i'm not
164:11
maybe i'm not the best vegetarian but as
164:12
long as we don't just [ __ ] kill the
164:14
fish then i'm fine
164:15
i can go fishing catch and release sort
164:16
of thing as long as we do a catch and
164:18
release dude i'll go fishing that sounds
164:19
kind of fun
164:20
i haven't had that experience although i
164:21
would be [ __ ] terrified of it a
164:24
little bit if it wasn't on a pier
164:25
if it was if it was on a boat
164:28
i would dude somehow my like fear of
164:31
sharks has managed to get into just fear
164:33
of open water like it just
164:34
it just generalized itself which sucks
164:38
anyway sunday rose was full glam
164:41
yesterday was the girl next door hottie
164:43
today is the odamai
164:46
woke up late and exams start in an hour
164:49
yeah today was the i just woke up late
164:51
for a meeting that i promised i'd be at
164:58
um
165:12
no
165:16
all right uh
165:19
why does finn have such a big fear of
165:20
sharks dunno penguin
165:22
i don't know tournaments my boat goes 75
165:25
miles per hour
165:26
penguin will take you fishing yo
165:29
it goes 75 miles an hour that's sick
165:32
that's actually kind of dope actually
165:34
yeah but no
165:34
[ __ ] i i wish i had some story to
165:37
tell you about how
165:38
back in the day as a youngster i went
165:40
out boat fishing and i caught a [ __ ]
165:43
shark and what happened it pulled me
165:44
into the water and had to grab on to its
165:46
gills
165:47
just to hang on for dear life and i
165:48
killed it with my bare hands
165:50
and i came away with it with a fear of
165:52
sharks and open water
165:54
no i just for some reason don't like him
165:56
and then it just and
165:57
and now i still don't just human dumb
166:00
monkey
166:00
human brain decided i don't like that
166:03
and then now i get now i get scared when
166:04
i look at a [ __ ] google image of one
166:06
why ugh i hate
166:10
that i hate that why do why do like
166:11
human brains that's the same reason why
166:13
like
166:14
grown men get afraid of puppies it's
166:16
just [ __ ]
166:17
something it doesn't i don't know it's
166:19
just [ __ ] dumb monkey brain goes
166:22
don't like it that's it i have no good
166:24
story about it i wish i did
166:27
i i you know it wasn't even doesn't even
166:30
go like i watched jaws when i was
166:31
younger and i got scared it doesn't even
166:32
go like that
166:33
literally zero reason literally no
166:35
reason
166:37
one day i remember i i used to like
166:39
sharks one day my brain just went
166:41
skewey one day brain just go skew we
166:44
shark don't like you and then
166:47
now i have a phobia [ __ ]
166:52
my god i've seen piranhas bro
166:55
piranhas are cool dude the first time i
166:57
saw a piranha a
166:58
tank of piranhas by the way the place
167:01
that we were trying
167:02
to go to try to make it scary like it
167:04
was this thing where it was a tank at
167:05
the
167:06
ground floor and you walk around it and
167:08
go upstairs over a balcony that directly
167:11
is over the thing and then you can look
167:12
under them and see a tank of piranhas
167:14
and the time i went one of the piranhas
167:16
died and the other prawns were you wear
167:18
a fish in a past
167:19
life maybe yeah
167:22
but like i'm not scared of piranhas
167:25
because i saw them and they just look
167:26
like fish
167:27
they don't look very scary they're just
167:30
fish that eat
167:31
other fish you know
167:35
but like probably wouldn't want to be in
167:38
the tank with him
167:39
but i don't think you could die easily
167:42
like you have a bunch of piranhas
167:43
attacks you i don't think you'd your
167:45
life's in danger you could just [ __ ]
167:47
get off my [ __ ] arm you know twist
167:49
its neck you know
167:51
be fine shark though you're [ __ ]
167:54
like dude oh dude i have my my mind just
167:57
like created this for me of just like
167:59
they're probably deadly i don't care
168:01
um no you would die fast really
168:05
i doubt it dude
168:10
i doubt it bro dude just my nightmare
168:13
fuel is like
168:14
shark mouth whoop and nightmare
168:16
nightmare nightmare nightmares that's
168:18
nightmares for me
168:20
like i'm just like dude my palms are
168:22
sweaty now like that's what it is like
168:24
that's
168:24
that's my dumb monkey brain going
168:26
[ __ ] why do i not like sharks that's
168:29
why it's so awful that's why it's so
168:30
dumb
168:32
anyway knees weak arms are heavy
168:38
i can't do it mom's spaghetti bro my mum
168:42
never made good spaghetti
168:45
she didn't make goodbyes sorry mum you
168:46
don't make good bolognese i don't know
168:48
you make good chili though
168:52
mama spaghetti
168:57
i'm gonna get myself some um should i
168:59
get some groceries holy [ __ ]
169:01
amazon just has groceries now oh sour
169:03
cream and chive baby
169:04
get myself some good dip i'll get some
169:06
nacho cheese
169:08
what else do i want i want something do
169:10
i need groceries
169:12
i'm just shopping on amazon now a
169:15
cucumber
169:16
[ __ ] yeah butter need butter okay take
169:19
butter
169:21
oh i can get some good cheeses oh
169:25
i'm gonna browse cheese i'm gonna get
169:27
some cool cheese
169:29
i want a good choice of cheese
169:32
lunchables holy [ __ ] we have lunchables
169:34
here
169:35
i mean i can't eat them but i've heard
169:37
of them in america it's kind of cool
169:42
cucumber and butter hell yeah taste
169:45
[ __ ] bored nice
169:52
well they have everything holy [ __ ]
169:56
they have every cheese
170:00
they have every cheese i got every
170:02
[ __ ] cheese
170:04
anyway get a pound of brie breeze dope
170:07
i'm going to order some brie
170:08
i'll get some brie cheese i'll get some
170:10
brie where's my brie
170:12
breeze dough breeze pretty dope i like
170:14
brie
170:15
let's get an expensive brie oh
170:19
i'm gonna get myself an expensive brie
170:21
three pounds
170:23
let's go that's pretty i'm going really
170:26
out the back i don't pay much for food
170:28
usually i'm like really um
170:30
i have really cheap taste in food like
170:32
really cheap tasting food
170:35
have you ever read leicester cheese yeah
170:36
red last is pretty good it's not like
170:38
it's not all that popular here though
170:40
weirdly
170:42
sharp hey man thanks for the two months
170:45
sub hell yeah
170:47
hey the thousand bits i can't penguin
170:50
posts my fishing on tick tock if you
170:52
wanna check it out
170:54
at raw underscore fishing one hell yeah
170:56
that's cool
170:58
oh red leicester red leicester at
171:00
leicester's
171:01
what word has it if you say red lester
171:04
in the mirror three times
171:09
sorry let me find i want to get some red
171:12
letter where's my red leicester can i
171:14
shop
171:14
cheese okay red
171:19
red leicester cheese i want to get some
171:20
on amazon i can this is dope
171:24
because what i get right listen let me
171:25
introduce you to a whole thing
171:29
honestly the fact that you can get so
171:31
scared of games and sharks and cry
171:33
so freely is enviable i like
171:37
never cry or react to games and it sucks
171:39
not being emotional
171:42
yeah i've i've heard that like okay
171:43
listen buddy i'm not
171:45
shut up thank you that's really sweet
171:48
but
171:49
i'd like to argue my point that i'm i'm
171:51
usually not like
171:52
emotional at all um but the i have
171:56
actually heard that like
171:57
someone i have heard like the envy of
171:59
like um what's it called
172:02
in vr and [ __ ] like some people i've met
172:03
that are just like fanboy fishing is og
172:06
[ __ ] yeah dude femboy fishing let's go
172:09
they know they know the law anyway
172:10
um the law put them fishing joke
172:14
um
172:16
[Music]
172:17
oh mustache i see your comment oh then i
172:19
think i have a problem cause i'm meant
172:21
to be saving a little money but you're
172:23
too
172:25
cute so one more thing is there a way to
172:27
ask you something when you're not live
172:29
love yeah uh twitter dms are usually my
172:33
go-to because i usually see every
172:35
twitter dm
172:36
and i respond to some it's just usually
172:38
i don't respond to the ones that i feel
172:40
like are gonna get me in trouble
172:41
like um sometimes i'll get a dm that's
172:45
like
172:45
[ __ ] i don't know it's kind of hard
172:48
to
172:50
i don't know i don't know like oh let me
172:52
find one that's like
172:53
you know what i mean like someone will
172:55
just send me random gifs
172:57
or something i usually don't respond to
172:58
just random stuff like that
173:00
i found another [ __ ] one penguin
173:02
please check it out if you have the time
173:04
oh sorry but you know um one thing
173:08
about mustache cheese toasty thing yeah
173:10
they're a thing they're just
173:11
nowhere near as big in america i
173:13
remember i was like 16 or 17 when i
173:15
learned
173:16
what a grilled cheese was so put it like
173:19
that right
173:20
i didn't know what it was legit i was so
173:22
confused when i i
173:24
the story goes like i was making a
173:26
sandwich i was like i'm gonna go make a
173:27
cheese sandwich they're like
173:28
my friend goes [ __ ] yeah i love those
173:30
and he's like oh sweet
173:31
yeah i can't put anything on them i just
173:33
i don't i don't you a lot of people put
173:34
like ham and stuff but i'm vegetarian so
173:36
i don't
173:36
and he goes i've never heard of anyone
173:38
putting ham in a sandwich
173:40
oh and i'm sorry i've never heard of
173:42
anyone putting ham in a grilled cheese
173:43
and i was like
173:44
what uh i mean they do it all what the
173:47
[ __ ] grilled cheese no i'm just gonna
173:48
make a cheese sandwich
173:49
you guys like yeah no you put butter on
173:51
the bread you put cheese in it and then
173:53
you put it on the pan and
173:54
what what do you mean and then he had to
173:56
explain that you put butter on the
173:57
outside of the bread
173:59
and then you [ __ ] eat it and i was so
174:01
confused this conversation took
174:03
like five minutes by the way oh
174:07
did the surgery hurt what
174:10
i haven't had surgery ever funnily
174:12
enough oh they think i'm they think i've
174:14
done they think i'm trans they think
174:15
oh man damn you thought it took surgery
174:18
to look this good oh god damn
174:22
um did your surgery hurt sorry i'm just
174:25
curious yeah i haven't had surgery ever
174:27
um i'm just a guy bro just a straight up
174:30
man
174:31
just jeans um the butter where yeah
174:34
exactly it's put butter on the outside
174:36
of the bread and you put it down in a
174:37
pan
174:38
weird anyway i didn't know there was a
174:39
thing it took like my most of my life
174:42
i have lived in the knowledge of not
174:44
knowing what a grilled cheese was
174:46
a cheese toasty is like a grilled cheese
174:47
but in the uk
174:49
it's like not fried you just kind of
174:51
bake or something
174:52
anyway
174:56
anyway sorry i was saying something else
174:58
too oh yeah sorry matt the uh the thing
175:01
about like vr games i've heard that like
175:03
people find it enviable that i react so
175:05
highly to vr f1 nnn it has been stated
175:08
before that you might trans
175:10
can you settle the argument are you a
175:13
fanboy or are you simply just
175:15
trans i'm simply
175:18
i'm just a fanboy i'm just a fanboy
175:23
i'm not having that [ __ ] again you know
175:26
i'm just
175:27
uh polishing i know i'm just a fanboy
175:29
i'm just uh [ __ ] around
175:31
i wonder how long the term fanboy is
175:32
gonna be used you know what i mean
175:35
did trans [ __ ] transformation hurt are
175:37
you insane i'm not trans my guy
175:42
the sacred drat one my guy i'm not trans
175:45
didn't have surgery
175:46
i'm not trans i'm just a guy anyway
175:50
my balls surgically removed a month ago
175:52
did it hurt though
175:54
[ __ ] sake
175:58
got to be the dumbest question
176:01
anyway decepticons or autobots
176:04
decepticons have cooler [ __ ] gotta say
176:10
my fin did surgery hurt
176:14
yeah i had to get surgery to uh a lot of
176:17
people have like this
176:18
um a lot of people like the idea of
176:20
having their dick lengthened and [ __ ]
176:21
but
176:22
to be honest with you it was a bit of an
176:24
issue for me because when i had to get
176:26
mine in half i had to take away half the
176:28
uh half of the whole thing
176:30
so i could you know narrow it down to a
176:32
more usable 10 inches
176:35
um but you know that one didn't hurt
176:37
though don't remember that
176:47
[Music]
176:50
funny moment time i got banned in your
176:53
minecraft server because i was watching
176:56
a video on
176:58
youtube and iwasnt looking at the other
177:01
screen p-o-g-g-i-e-s
177:03
how'd you get banned for just not being
177:05
tabbed in
177:08
i mean if you are like auto clicking
177:12
and not tabbed in yeah if you're doing
177:14
something bad and not tabbed in to stop
177:16
the mods check it on you then yeah
177:18
it's only it's okay if you don't get
177:20
caught
177:22
my god finn's ego is bigger than mount
177:24
everest
177:25
[ __ ] damn right i am bud
177:29
this random [ __ ] idiot didn't you
177:33
what's your opinion on war crimes
177:37
some pretty epic some not so pog
177:40
not so pog champ actually most war
177:42
crimes not so pog champ
177:44
but it's okay when the american and the
177:46
british do it because
177:48
we're allowed so kind of get over it
177:50
rest of the world
177:51
um white phosphorus what's that you know
177:55
so goddamn
178:00
war crime bad i shouldn't have to give
178:02
my opinion the walker i'm bad
178:06
he doesn't need hrt or surgery when he
178:09
naturally has no testosterone
178:12
i'm going to get that hps lucky h-e-s
178:15
never
178:15
bro eat and meat because that would have
178:17
prevented him from being an omega male
178:20
and we
178:20
wouldn't be here today should i go and
178:24
go to
178:25
i know that they're called like an
178:26
endocrinologist right is that what
178:28
they're called i know
178:29
i know they call that i think i'm right
178:30
you know i said i remember ever
178:32
i said like i'm gonna go get that
178:34
checked and everyone was like vinci and
178:35
an endo
178:36
and i was like oh is this like a a thing
178:39
okay
178:39
but i and i never did it but now i kind
178:41
of want to i do
178:42
kind of want to know how much
178:43
testosterone i have
178:46
how much testosterone am i producing i
178:48
really want to know
178:53
i kind of want to know because that's
178:55
just a good fact
178:56
it depends if it costs a lot of money
178:58
you get test kits can you can i just do
179:00
it at home
179:02
you're too peppy to have loti i'm not
179:04
peppy all the time
179:05
i'm an entertainer i'm a i'm a performer
179:08
i'm a performer dear you don't
179:10
understand i'm a i'm an
179:12
actor
179:15
apparently i have high tea dude i might
179:18
i i've been saying i have high
179:19
testosterone i i'm high in t
179:21
high in p it starts to drop around 30.
179:26
f1 and n you're looking so hot today
179:29
much jealous wow
179:33
his energy is consistent with normal t
179:35
levels
179:36
yeah wait would you be more tired or
179:38
more like what if you had
179:40
what just because what's my sleep
179:43
schedule i feel like i sleep for the
179:45
majority of a day of any given day
179:48
what rosa but oh thank you for the sub
179:51
my guy thank you
179:52
two months rose is just
179:56
here to break hearts and chiba belle and
179:58
shush is all out of bubble gum
180:01
and now it's time to break someone's
180:04
heart that's right i'm giving people
180:05
heart attacks baby
180:08
huh oh in that case could you do me a
180:11
favor and look at your twitter dms real
180:14
quick cause i
180:15
i got you messaged you the other day not
180:18
bothered though it won't change the
180:19
outcome and on that note
180:21
thank you for the 40 this girl needs to
180:23
get some sleep love yara and all of you
180:25
in tattoo
180:27
all right man all right all right all
180:30
right uh
180:31
i gonna [ __ ] i'm terrible with saying
180:33
man and guy
180:35
you know what [ __ ] it no dude's a
180:36
neutral term all right dude i'll see you
180:38
i'll see you thanks for the 45 that's
180:41
nuts um yeah okay
180:44
let's see oh an avocado [ __ ] it i'll
180:47
have an avocado i've never had an
180:48
avocado
180:49
i mean i have another
180:52
bro let's go okay
180:56
why do you want lime doritos ah
181:00
gross
181:05
okay right can i want some more cheese
181:10
come on cheese cheese cheese cheese
181:12
cheese i want some cheese want some
181:14
cheese
181:15
uh dude's a gender-neutral term how many
181:17
dudes have you [ __ ] then many
181:18
well
181:24
um
181:29
um what was it sorry i was saying
181:32
something
181:32
i'm looking at cheese
181:35
um
181:45
holy [ __ ] uh cheese
181:49
cheese want cheese
181:54
oh that's cool found some cool cheeses
182:03
you can get [ __ ] craft mac and cheese
182:05
buddy
182:06
i've never had that guys okay is kraft
182:08
mac and cheese good this is an american
182:10
thing i'm getting it
182:11
is kraft mac and cheese good
182:24
no i keep hearing that it's like it's
182:26
good though
182:28
it's not i mean it's got to be good i've
182:31
heard it before
182:34
it's got to be good oh [ __ ] you know
182:36
what i kind of want to get
182:37
can i get um [ __ ] oh
182:40
it's good as if you're a child maybe um
182:44
i'm gonna get some anyway the uh okay i
182:46
want some cheese first of all
182:48
you know what i want uh [ __ ] what are
182:51
they called
182:52
the pizza things the [ __ ] pizza rolls
182:55
and that's what they are
182:56
pizza rolls i want some [ __ ] pizza
182:58
rolls i had some in america
183:00
i thought they were awful and now i just
183:01
want to try them again but make them
183:02
correctly
183:07
i don't think you can get them you can't
183:10
get them over here you just can't get
183:12
them over here
183:14
hot pockets no the [ __ ] small ones
183:17
the bite the pizza whatever they are
183:20
pizza rolls are good made in the oven
183:21
yeah we made them in the microwave and
183:22
they tasted [ __ ] dreadful
183:24
they were just weirdly warm and hot in
183:27
weird places because you know microwave
183:28
and also the skin was the
183:30
outside of it was just like a [ __ ]
183:34
not good it was just like a piece of
183:36
paper that was a bit wet because you
183:37
know microwave steam
183:39
not good oven may be good
183:45
there's a song called pizza rolls by dad
183:47
makes beats
183:49
can i listen to it [ __ ] i can't
183:53
anyway yeah they could be good i can't
183:57
get them though bagel bites
183:59
bagel bites let's see on uk amazon
184:03
nah can't get him can't get him
184:07
what else is american that's cool like
184:09
uh
184:15
sorry there's something that i just
184:16
found on amazon called nut chup
184:20
anything with the word nut in it just
184:21
kind of makes me go what the [ __ ] yeah
184:24
funyuns i know it's just like onion
184:27
rings yeah
184:28
i know what they are lucky charms i've
184:30
had them before they're pretty good
184:31
although every time i eat
184:32
lucky charms i immediately want another
184:33
bowl and i always regret it
184:35
how much money do i have to spend so you
184:37
can spend a day with me i dreamed of you
184:40
last night i think i fell in love
184:45
do i show up in a lot of your dreams
184:47
i've had that comment like a lot
184:49
i've had like quite a lot
184:54
okay which pop-tart's the best pop-tart
184:56
i need a really conclusive thing from
184:58
you in chat
184:59
because i gotta order one type
185:03
yes down bad chat my god
185:13
small that's the one that first popped
185:16
up
185:19
uh
185:26
strawberry i you know what dude i'm not
185:28
even [ __ ] with strawberry
185:29
i don't know what it's worth anything
185:31
that's like i feel like
185:33
fruit doesn't exist in products that
185:34
aren't just fruit by themselves
185:36
i [ __ ] love fruit but just not
185:39
another ship
185:40
you know keep keep to its own lane you
185:44
know
185:46
it's ridiculous i don't care uh
185:48
chocolate fried
185:49
okay i found chocolate fudge all right
185:50
i'm gonna get the uh i'm gonna get
185:52
smalls and chocolate fudge all right
185:53
let's do it
185:54
i'm gonna get one of each and and if
185:56
this causes me to gain eternal weight
185:58
and an addiction i'll blame you
186:00
um sure i was holy [ __ ]
186:04
all right anyway okay uh let's go check
186:06
out with this stuff
186:08
god damn i'm not buying all the heels
186:11
yet
186:11
i'm getting like the uh also i'm getting
186:13
a captain crunch because that's
186:15
apparently good
186:18
ice cream i don't think you can order
186:20
ice cream online um
186:24
bugles toaster strudel dude toaster
186:27
strudel
186:28
is this like a big oh [ __ ] you're gonna
186:29
keep me buying stuff
186:31
toaster strudel
186:36
oh it's like a it's a oh it's not on
186:39
there
186:39
there isn't one just woke up miss the
186:42
half stream feels bad man
186:45
oh you can buy american doritos they're
186:48
different by the way
186:49
american plain cool ranch doritos are
186:52
different
186:53
fun fact
187:00
oh my god
187:04
yeah they're different okay i'm not
187:07
getting
187:08
all right tomorrow by 1 pm oh yeah
187:11
for some of this i can get [ __ ]
187:13
captain crunch by
187:14
tomorrow bro this is awesome
187:20
get that get that get that that shit's
187:22
going to take oh it's going to take
187:24
ages may 24th for a corset [ __ ]
187:31
[ __ ] it why not oh wait squirrels hate
187:34
rose because she gives all the guys a
187:37
nutcase captain
187:39
how quick for lucky charms i've had
187:41
lucky charms before and i i don't want
187:43
to get them again i've tried them i've
187:44
tried lucky charms they're good don't
187:45
get me wrong
187:46
but i will they will ruin me of course
187:49
yeah lucky charms will ruin me chat
187:52
i will buy them and i won't stop eating
187:54
them chat they'll ruin me
187:56
i will die i will gain i will you just
187:58
look like you have a soft chest to lay
188:00
on
188:00
after a long day kinda homo
188:03
idk do just vibing i've been told that
188:06
my shoulders are too spiky
188:09
but um trust me with the with the with
188:12
the bobs
188:13
i do have a soft chest with the bobs in
188:15
the bra to be honest with you
188:18
so
188:21
uh okay let me check out my my various
188:24
foods
188:26
when does this arrive tomorrow [ __ ] yeah
188:29
dude 4pm tomorrow
188:33
i'll be awake for that 6 p.m i'll be
188:36
away for that
188:38
i feel like if i miss the food delivery
188:40
it's probably bad
188:42
is this a business expense no
188:47
it's not is it
188:50
it's not [ __ ] it's not a business
188:53
expense
188:59
well never mind all right one step
189:05
damn cooking stream oh that's a good
189:07
point
189:08
i don't think i could quite write off my
189:09
doritos as a business expense though
189:13
eat it on stream that's a business
189:14
expense yeah american candy stream when
189:16
oh i have an update on that so um peach
189:18
apparently said the p.o box
189:20
sorry the package uh that she sent came
189:23
back because of customs
189:25
so she shipped it again with priority
189:26
mail and it should be here in
189:28
latest five days three to five days
189:32
so i should be getting my vr trackers my
189:34
full body
189:35
oh do you guys want to do a vr stream
189:37
when i've got full body tracking i'll
189:38
just beat people up in [ __ ]
189:40
uh what's it called in blade and sorcery
189:42
like when i've got
189:43
feet and uh hip tracking i'll be able to
189:45
just boof you know
189:47
i'll be awesome on all gold clothes the
189:50
business expense they are
189:52
fun fact but that was just food
189:57
okay why do you sound like a kid that's
189:59
genuine that
190:00
genuinely sound like a kid that's never
190:02
been in a candy shop
190:04
because it's because this is all
190:06
american stuff
190:07
i've never seen it before like most of
190:09
it i've never
190:10
genuinely heard i've all seen so i
190:13
haven't been in an american candy store
190:14
before
190:15
but i've been in british ones if you
190:17
want to talk about my boy maltesers bro
190:20
my boy [ __ ] uh milky way dude
190:26
mars bars fred
190:29
fredo fredo's oh
190:32
don't get me [ __ ] started dude
190:38
what else is like insane like insanely
190:41
british of a of a
190:42
candy no more miles but mars was kind of
190:46
sucked actually
190:47
kind of didn't really like most bars
190:52
oh [ __ ] opinion on the rising price of
190:55
freddo's
190:56
threads are at 30p now okay americans
190:59
listen
191:00
hear me out on this list americans
191:01
please stick around don't leave
191:03
the the freddo bar is direct there's
191:06
something we have in the uk called a
191:08
freddo bar
191:09
and everyone remembers them costing like
191:13
nothing like i'm talking like five cents
191:15
sort of thing like 10p
191:17
when i was a kid they were 10p 10 10
191:19
pennies 10 chili 10 pennies
191:22
uh there were 10 pennies we still use
191:23
the pennies anyway which is like you
191:25
know [ __ ] call them ten cents i'm
191:26
gonna say cents for americans they were
191:27
like 10 cents
191:28
so but they're a chocolate bar about
191:30
that big and they were just pure
191:31
chocolate and they were shaped like a
191:32
little frog
191:33
because british are weird um and
191:37
over time they've been slowly rising
191:40
you can use them to measure inflation
191:44
they're at 30 p now who do they think
191:47
they are
191:47
exactly right dude there are these
191:50
things in them that these things in
191:51
britain with these bars these fredo bars
191:53
fredo gate yeah
191:54
this is a big thing in america this is a
191:56
big thing in britain like it's a big
191:58
thing
192:00
no that's not not pure caramel not poo
192:02
or chocolate there's caramel in it i
192:03
don't think that's correct
192:05
i remember them being pure chocolate
192:09
holy [ __ ] have i mandela affected myself
192:12
is that true chat please
192:19
oh there's both okay there's different
192:20
ones oh no oh no no i mean the proper
192:23
normal freddo bars you dummies okay look
192:27
freddo bar look it was the yeah no
192:30
they're just regular prop
192:32
chocolate like they're just these i'm
192:33
trying to find one with them open
192:35
they're kind of like this they're like
192:38
what okay
192:39
these these are these these these look
192:42
there we go
192:43
these this is what they were this is
192:44
what they are
192:47
most british snack i had was a cadbury
192:49
cream egg
192:50
10p was weird but the taste was good
192:52
they used to be 10p
192:54
looks it says 10p on them 10p tempe they
192:56
used to be 10p
192:58
how much are they now
193:02
please shout out samvit he loves you
193:05
hell yeah samit this now they're 25p
193:08
on google images dude [ __ ] what
193:13
65 pete no they can't exist
193:17
bruh we're in the end times now dude
193:19
we're in the end times
193:21
dude we're in the end times
193:24
65 p look the cost of
193:28
look it's it's a big thing americans
193:30
genuinely look it's a big thing
193:32
how there's graphs [ __ ] have made
193:34
graphs on it
193:35
look this is when i was a kid 2005 2010.
193:38
this is my memories of them
193:39
10p this is my childhood area
193:42
it raised like 15p for me and now i
193:46
don't know what it is because i haven't
193:46
bought a freddo
193:47
dude in 2030 they're going to cost 30
193:49
30. oh my god
193:52
they're gonna cost 53p dude so the
193:55
freddo
193:56
price is actually rising faster than
193:57
inflation significantly so
194:01
it used to be consistent with inflation
194:03
and now it's not
194:05
oh it's terrifying
194:10
this is the end of it this is you ever
194:13
seen goodbye lennon
194:14
[Laughter]
194:18
really really reminds me of it yeah look
194:22
how 30p the [ __ ] caramel ones look
194:25
the dude on how 30p
194:29
bro if they sold them for 10p they're
194:32
probably making a loss because of
194:33
inflation now
194:34
that's just funny inflation should
194:38
have them at like 20p right but
194:42
move over dogecoin here comes fredo dude
194:44
if you invested heavily into freddos
194:48
you'd have made money fredo stocks up
194:51
heavy right now
194:58
any any comments on the eminem
195:00
caterpillar cake drama
195:01
is there drama i remember having that
195:03
but i know that i know what you're on
195:05
about the m
195:05
s is there caterpillar cake drama cad a
195:08
pillar
195:11
cake drama
195:16
what is it what is it
195:19
colin calling the caterpillar calling
195:22
the caterpillar court case
195:23
what is it what's the drama please
195:25
someone explain
195:30
that's his name look is this what it is
195:31
look this is what
195:33
this is it's a quintessential british
195:36
food my guy
195:37
we make capes shaped like [ __ ]
195:39
caterpillars
195:43
lion bat lion bars are the best candies
195:45
ever made you know what dude i [ __ ]
195:46
agree
195:46
they're really good i don't know how i
195:48
avoided it for this long they're nice
195:50
they're really good
195:52
lion bars are nice dude just saying
195:55
i like the crunch
195:59
the thing's nightmare material they're
196:01
good
196:02
just tons of chocolates just tons of
196:04
chocolate and cake it's
196:06
they're perfect because look they come
196:07
like pretty much pre-sliced
196:10
so they're easy to make and they're
196:11
cheap but they also taste [ __ ] good
196:15
you trans sorry i'm not trans also i'm
196:18
new here your chat is [ __ ] weird i
196:19
know we're talking about british [ __ ]
196:21
though
196:21
uh everyone comes in they say my chats
196:24
web but i never see it being weird
196:26
maybe they get deleted before i see them
196:28
uh suing a company for knocking them off
196:30
oh really
196:32
m s went after their smallest rival
196:33
copyright case
196:35
about the cake oh
196:38
oh that's what this is so someone's made
196:41
a cuthbert the caterpillar
196:43
cousbert the caterpillar versus colin
196:46
good old colin the og versus couthburt
196:50
so they just sued someone because of
196:51
that that's dumb
196:54
dude i just had a full-on crying
196:56
breakdown caused the server
196:58
owner of my safe space discord
197:01
server threatened to delete it why am i
197:03
like this
197:04
oh [ __ ] i mean
197:08
yeah [ __ ] dude that sucks i mean
197:11
try and network with as many people as
197:13
you can on there get friends and [ __ ]
197:15
on there like get everyone at it as a
197:16
friend make a new server usually stuff
197:18
like that happens on when servers go
197:19
down
197:20
that [ __ ] sucks
197:23
we're trying to make dude we try and
197:25
make our stuff as safe spacey as it you
197:27
know can possibly be but i don't know
197:29
there's some stuff that's just like you
197:30
know
197:31
can't really do just because you know
197:33
freedom of jokes and memes and [ __ ] kind
197:35
of impedes on it but we like my freedom
197:37
and memes
197:41
uh wherever you bought your wigs amazon
197:44
also this isn't a wig
197:46
uh this is like my my hair no this is a
197:50
hair extensions but we enjoy our memes
197:53
when can we see a minecraft speedrun
197:55
i i couldn't ever speed run the game my
197:57
my probably my best time in the game is
197:59
like two hours
198:03
have you seen your general chat on the
198:04
discord lately nope
198:06
i try and stay away i'm gonna take a
198:09
wild guess and say it probably doesn't
198:12
it's not too good let's find out
198:15
before everyone gets in there and say
198:17
something [ __ ]
198:25
every time i join i see racist children
198:28
getting banned
198:30
well i guess they're getting banned
198:34
which is good
198:35
that's genuinely my discord cuckoo
198:38
what the [ __ ] general is down bad right
198:41
now
198:45
that was the weirdest comment i could
198:46
find as everyone else is just kind of
198:47
talking
198:49
it seems like they're mostly normal in
198:51
my in in the defense of my discord
198:54
um
198:58
uh are you scared of the norwood reaper
199:02
no the [ __ ] is that tesco kind of messed
199:04
tesco [ __ ] sucks
199:05
tesco's overrated uh you know what
199:08
i made the decision that tesco's
199:09
overrated when i had there you know they
199:11
you know in every supermarket they sell
199:12
those like
199:13
supermarket made dips like sour cream
199:15
and chive guacamole
199:16
salsa the tesco ones [ __ ] suck
199:19
everything in the test goes not good
199:21
sainsbury's though
199:26
sainsbury's got that [ __ ] sainsbury's
199:28
like the ultimate like middle class one
199:29
co-op
199:30
dude come on [ __ ] slaps actually
199:33
co-ops like people co-ops underrated
199:36
sainsbury's is exactly where it's at
199:37
science views is pretty damn good
199:39
don't worry co-op streams are my discord
199:42
safe space
199:44
coz and i cannot say this enough without
199:46
you i would be less alive than i already
199:49
am thank you for your existence
199:54
that's nice these streams are my
199:56
non-difficult satisfaction
199:57
yeah thank you i'm glad we're trying to
200:00
yeah
200:01
yeah you're still friends with scappy
200:03
still really good friends with scrappy
200:04
me and him talk
200:05
often often there's two youtubers that
200:07
have full-time full-time youtube talk
200:09
but yeah
200:12
little is always cheaper better tesco's
200:14
not that good
200:15
just to go witness to tesco's they're
200:17
okay they're like tesco's is not like
200:20
ah
200:24
tesco's is kind of weak in on the chain
200:26
of supermarkets you can think of a lot
200:28
that are better than tesco's but tesco's
200:30
you couldn't ever say tesco's is like
200:32
bad
200:34
but they definitely don't stack up
200:37
you know there's a lot better a lot
200:40
better
200:42
[ __ ] little dude [ __ ] little
200:43
naughty bro the only thing that
200:45
little and audi are the exact same
200:47
supermarket in my opinion
200:49
they both are the exact same structured
200:51
but my god shopping in a little
200:53
or an audi is stressful because
200:57
it's americans you might have a version
200:59
of this sorry i'll relate it again
201:01
what they do in this in the supermarket
201:03
for americans you there's got to be
201:04
something like this
201:05
when you get it and then i have two
201:08
questions where did you get your pc
201:10
monitors from also if i were to get
201:13
amazon
201:14
amazon for the monitors my god i just
201:17
cut you off
201:17
i was offered the monitors the pc i went
201:19
on uh
201:21
you will find the dregs of humanity
201:25
true [ __ ] true but it's the same for
201:28
audi and little though
201:30
the dregs of humanity exist and tess
201:32
goes out in little
201:33
little but tesco's built up to be like a
201:35
good one but it's not
201:37
um but in little and audi right let me i
201:39
was kind of
201:40
saying the the the checkouts in little
201:42
and audi are like built to get like the
201:44
people the [ __ ] out it's like the person
201:47
doing it like takes the item just
201:48
[ __ ] one two
201:49
three four just they're all going right
201:53
like
201:54
it's you cannot [ __ ] navigate it
201:57
you get there it's so efficient and then
201:59
you you put this stuff
202:01
and then you move away to then pack the
202:03
bags my god
202:04
it's like terrifying though
202:08
it's really quite scary
202:12
but not smart people to go to audi i
202:14
have an issue without it the drexel
202:16
society thing is at an audi
202:18
audi i witnessed like i witnessed the
202:21
weirdest [ __ ] people
202:22
whenever i go to an audi or a little
202:24
because they sounds like walmart maybe
202:26
um they just throw it yeah yeah [ __ ]
202:29
take it but take it
202:31
for knife stuff and also
202:37
of people including me i know i am
202:40
gender fluid and
202:41
pan and you make me feel more
202:42
comfortable doing so
202:44
that's nice i mean yeah sorry and
202:47
you kind of got it bet on but i just had
202:50
to
202:51
yeah i don't know audrey has
202:54
there's audi in america that's cool
202:57
that's weird that's kind of nifty
202:59
um yeah elderly little german efficiency
203:03
yeah
203:05
i don't know i don't know the the the
203:07
people that go to
203:08
out in little though they're very um
203:10
interesting
203:11
rude to to a point though um
203:16
i don't know costco or supremacy
203:19
i don't know if we have them we might we
203:20
probably have them i just don't
203:22
know where they are
203:26
uh but thank you for the wholesome
203:28
comments though thanks for the wholesome
203:29
comment man
203:30
i don't know it's hard to i don't know
203:33
how do i even accept the compliment i
203:34
don't know how to do that anymore please
203:36
just insult me so i can argue with you
203:37
that's way
203:38
easier way easier for me did you buy
203:41
those gladiator teals i already have
203:42
some i have gold ones
203:44
i have gold gladiator heels i wore them
203:46
for the i wore them for
203:47
a for my thingy outfit
203:51
my [ __ ]
203:55
uh not on instagram everyone's instagram
203:57
for my uh cosplay thingy oh that's sick
204:00
a tattoo artist that's my friend hold on
204:03
dude that's kind of [ __ ] dope she's
204:05
really [ __ ] talented
204:07
[ __ ] doesn't get off her ass
204:09
she's she's really hard at getting uh
204:11
to do some work marisa has a couple
204:12
tattoos that's sick right
204:15
levi bro dude that's cool
204:18
i don't know i'll give you her instagram
204:19
because i know people are gonna want it
204:20
but that's her instagram
204:22
she's popular too she's a friend of us
204:24
but she does some
204:26
[ __ ] cool [ __ ] she does a lot of
204:27
anime stuff but clean lines everything's
204:30
really clean this is her
204:33
this is her she's nuts but she's great
204:37
um all right let me see if i can find
204:39
this cosplay
204:41
it's like my first thing that i posted
204:42
on instagram right oh no wow not even
204:43
close
204:44
yeah look it's it's when i did this look
204:46
i've got the i got gladiator tails on
204:48
here
204:51
that's a bad photo i look good though um
204:55
both look good and a good photo did my
204:59
eyelashes really well there there too
205:01
yeah those are the heels there i got a
205:03
video on my phone that's literally just
205:04
me walking
205:05
in these so for the people that like
205:08
feet i've probably got
205:09
something for you um but i gotta sell
205:11
that so i'm not gonna
205:12
give that away for free
205:17
what's your sexuality i'm straight i'm a
205:18
straight guy i like wham
205:21
i like the lemons
205:25
pulling ashens and reviewed their
205:26
bargain bin snacks
205:29
actions is great bro yeah
205:33
the world's sharpest knife sorry chair
205:35
i'm [ __ ] shaking my legs back and
205:36
forth i always do it
205:37
you'll learn to get used to that
205:43
sorry every now i'm going through
205:44
instagram dms
205:50
interesting a lot of interesting ones
205:57
oh
206:00
i've been given a link hold on yo
206:04
[Music]
206:06
that's [ __ ] cool yo boys look what i
206:09
found so you remember that guy yesterday
206:11
okay look at that look remember that guy
206:12
yesterday this dude
206:14
um he's the one with the knives and [ __ ]
206:16
he link me their website
206:20
and it's cool then your price for what
206:22
oh god a lot
206:24
it's a good video it's a [ __ ] good
206:26
video it's just me walking straight it's
206:28
just a three second clip but god
206:30
damn boy god damn why
206:33
i could sell it i know i could sell it
206:35
though
206:40
oh that's mean okay that's a cool knife
206:47
i want to see knives they're all sold
206:49
out but i'm still looking at them
206:52
that's kind of cool 750 that's kind of
206:54
cool
206:56
that's kind of cool god these are all
206:57
really nice i've never really seen a
206:59
custom
207:01
maker like this holy [ __ ]
207:04
i [ __ ] with that too i don't know dude i
207:07
[ __ ] with all of these
207:08
they're all good
207:12
i want to see this open it's good dude i
207:14
like it
207:16
i like it all right it's nice
207:22
i like him they're pretty neat and
207:24
another month in our long-term
207:26
relationship
207:27
hey babe hey yeah getting that ship
207:30
though would be a pain in the ass
207:32
a long-term relationship indeed this is
207:34
kind of nifty
207:37
that looks [ __ ] awesome i really want
207:40
to see whatever the [ __ ] this knife is
207:41
though
207:46
oh work can i see like a thing
207:49
follow us on instagram i would love to
207:51
can i
207:53
no that's they didn't actually link
207:55
their instagram
207:57
oh they went to blade show okay wow
207:59
keaney's on nice there you go
208:01
apparently i've got the hookup for these
208:03
guys yo
208:04
some of these are sick some of these are
208:07
really [ __ ] cool
208:09
sorry i'm having a bit of a knife boy
208:11
moment
208:12
that's dope that's really [ __ ] dope
208:17
oh it's so cool sorry
208:21
oh that's so coo that's so cool that's
208:23
carbon fiber too
208:24
that's damascus a raindrop damascus
208:26
steel
208:28
oh it's so [ __ ] cool looking
208:33
sorry that's dope
208:38
that's so cool i want one want one i
208:41
want one i want one
208:44
i want one i guess they make like this
208:48
custom design thing that's so [ __ ]
208:50
cool
208:54
that's really dope imagine that but with
208:56
like a like titanium like pocket clip
208:58
oh bruh sorry my moment's done
209:03
was that forged carbon fiber don't know
209:07
probably not probably not
209:10
but pretty [ __ ] cool [ __ ] though
209:17
that's dope that's really [ __ ] cool
209:19
sorry i'm having a bit of a
209:21
do you wanna try if i'm gonna scroll
209:23
through it i'm just gonna scroll through
209:24
like imagine
209:25
this pocket clip right is that spray
209:27
paint no it's not spray painted it's
209:29
just like a
209:30
i didn't spray paint that that's like a
209:31
thing that pocket clip on that knife
209:34
like a really big bit of color on that
209:41
shit's dope that looks clean as [ __ ] too
209:48
dude dude
209:51
dude
209:56
that's [ __ ] awesome sorry
210:00
i'm i'm just gonna be on this for a
210:01
topic that's cool as [ __ ]
210:04
oh that's so [ __ ] cool
210:07
oh that's so cool
210:16
all of it's cool i like all of this this
210:19
is all good
210:21
that's the man the man behind it all
210:27
yo that pocket like that clip though
210:30
it's a cool clip
210:35
hold on i'm going through i'm having a
210:37
bit of a moment dude this place is cool
210:39
i like him
210:40
since you like women and rose for girl
210:43
months i snt your orientation lesbian
210:46
then
210:48
also are you sure you aren't attracted
210:49
to knives object affiliate peakerism
210:53
you need a knife review channel on
210:55
youtube or maybe only finns
210:58
no they're just like dude it's i mean
211:00
[ __ ] they're like uh
211:01
it's just when you can tell the [ __ ]
211:03
that's gone into it man it's just like
211:05
an art piece
211:07
like sorry like it's just like a
211:09
aesthetic thing like [ __ ] it
211:11
it is like genuine art like tell me
211:13
that's not just straight up ah that
211:14
looks [ __ ]
211:15
that's [ __ ] cool holy [ __ ] it's got
211:17
in inside the scales
211:18
yeah the [ __ ] bra cool they're really
211:21
cool really cool [ __ ]
211:23
anyway um but ye
211:27
knife sexual indeed a usable piece of
211:29
art indeed
211:32
knives i spoke to the knife maker it
211:34
should be finished soonish waiting on
211:37
some finishing touches sweet
211:43
god damn
211:48
she's looking at the knives bro i'm
211:50
sorry
211:52
i'm sorry oh dude that's cool that's
211:56
[ __ ]
211:56
cool so cool [ __ ]
212:00
i can confirm the drake's thing at aldi
212:02
in the netherlands
212:04
i work at my local aldi no what
212:07
to the cheap cardboard flavored beer
212:10
it's 50 cents for half a liter
212:14
yeah man oh my god pog
212:18
plug dude that's so cool
212:22
the uh are you you're one of the people
212:23
that do the [ __ ]
212:25
thing raven forge is where you want to
212:28
go for cool knifes
212:30
maybe i don't know i'm very i'm very
212:33
picky i'm very very picky
212:35
i will say like uh
212:39
i don't i'm gonna send a couple of
212:40
things over to that to that to that guy
212:42
i'm gonna see if i can get like a uh
212:48
if that dude i'll pay if that's like a
212:49
custom thing done that's
212:51
[ __ ] cool [ __ ] is that what is this
212:57
hold on
213:00
i'm trying to find hell yeah let me
213:03
grab this it's like
213:16
[ __ ]
213:27
goddamn all right i'm good now i'm done
213:30
with knives
213:31
i'm done with the knife looking at
213:32
things but that was pretty cool
213:34
um an official phil's ride is phil oh
213:38
what did philza do
213:39
fills the viewers what did he go and do
213:41
did he do anything interesting did he
213:42
build anything cool was he on the dream
213:43
smp
213:44
or his survival thing his hardcore
213:48
survival
213:54
don't miss the staff message oh [ __ ]
213:56
something happening oh god wholesome
213:57
messages coming since you missed it
213:59
earlier ah okay
214:00
dream smb ah okay
214:04
nifty he wanted to shag you you know
214:06
what i doubt it
214:08
you know what i doubt it uh he made a
214:11
basement and bullied a child
214:13
hell yeah all of the good stuff
214:16
we got we scattered into different
214:19
streams okay we all scurried away
214:23
please consider tidying your room no why
214:25
do you smell like skeppy
214:26
child go away um
214:30
to drag things back to wholesome
214:31
comments since i was semi-fk when people
214:33
don't want us
214:34
thank you for being you your community
214:35
has allowed me to me uh allowed me to
214:37
meet and get to
214:38
know lots of cool people all night
214:42
lots of nice and cool people and some
214:44
utterly amazing ones
214:45
who i do i count as good friends thank
214:47
you for allowing me to
214:48
have some influence on this crazy roller
214:50
coaster yes we are quick it aldi some of
214:53
us can plow through 3k
214:54
item an hour
215:00
i can plow through a lot in an hour if
215:02
you know what it
215:04
if you if uh what well
215:07
when you're uh if you know what i mean
215:10
um
215:14
when your girl um when she uh which when
215:17
um [ __ ]
215:20
was gonna dumb and i don't know message
215:22
it but tcs has limits yeah
215:24
true but thanks dude that's really nice
215:26
here
215:27
i'm glad 189 iq what is my iq
215:31
it used to be 115 and now i don't know
215:34
it anymore it was when i was when i was
215:35
16 my iq was 115.
215:38
fun fact about finn and now i don't know
215:40
what i'm looking at the twitch atlas and
215:42
all the minecraft streamers
215:46
other games why do you think the
215:48
community is more insular
215:51
115 cap that's pretty average
215:55
it's probably lower yeah i left school
215:56
right afterwards so i don't know i had
215:58
like
215:58
two more years of school after that and
216:00
then i left so i've probably got dumber
216:02
since
216:03
probably lost some iq points right there
216:07
elemental knives oh my god is that the
216:09
cs go one
216:11
or am i just stupid is that just like a
216:13
part of my brain but is that cs go on
216:15
and yes and i don't really want one
216:17
uh i was looking at at the twitch atlas
216:20
and uh and all the minecraft streamers
216:21
are so distant from other games why do
216:23
you think the community is more insular
216:25
holy [ __ ] what a [ __ ] interesting
216:28
question
216:30
um yeah no i can definitely tell you why
216:32
um
216:33
no one's ever asked me that i can i can
216:35
tell you why uh minecraft viewers
216:37
typically only like minecraft
216:39
uh it's really odd but just the people
216:41
that watch and play minecraft don't
216:43
tend to play more games and i even know
216:46
that's true for me
216:47
i'm not a big like variety gamer you
216:50
know what i mean
216:51
i mainly have like a few games that i'm
216:53
really interested in
216:55
and usually with minecraft when people
216:56
are watching minecraft they're on that
216:58
minecraft kick
216:59
and they just [ __ ] do this thing
217:02
nowadays i play a little bit more stuff
217:03
but i'm still pretty
217:05
one track minded with a lot of games
217:07
it's just it's like a type of person
217:09
thing
217:10
the people that like minecraft are
217:11
typically like one game at a time people
217:14
and sometimes the people that record
217:15
minecraft don't just play minecraft you
217:18
know
217:19
so that's why a lot of minecraft
217:21
youtubers stay minecraft youtubers
217:23
that's why i guarantee you can probably
217:25
never tell
217:26
a channel that records minecraft and
217:28
another game and if you can
217:30
it's because they're trying to
217:31
transition from minecraft to that other
217:33
game
217:34
and they're trying to stop doing
217:35
minecraft or at least minimize it
217:38
but usually most channels don't survive
217:40
for like longer than a year if they're
217:41
doing both and switching all the time
217:45
iq of 115 is really [ __ ] solid
217:48
is it i remember looking it up and think
217:50
and like
217:51
there's a bunch of different stats for
217:53
it but like it depends on what country
217:54
you're in there's different like
217:56
like in like america then the iq is
217:59
funnily enough
217:59
lower than the uk on average um
218:03
but only by like five points but it's
218:05
still good
218:06
anyway am i smart am i a big brain
218:10
am i big brain 115 super smart i don't
218:13
think that's true at all actually
218:16
uh iq points
218:22
scale i guess on a normal on a normal
218:24
distribution curve
218:26
uh yeah look iq look at this iq scores
218:29
from most people sorry to interrupt but
218:31
peg champ on the reddit
218:34
now let's go okay i'm on it uh iq scores
218:37
that most people are represented in the
218:38
middle
218:39
middle of the bell the bell curve is a
218:41
normal distribution curve it looks like
218:42
it's that one you go like that
218:44
like i guarantee you as one on this uh
218:47
yeah this
218:47
this thing so i full with and to 115.
218:52
let's go i've all about 98 of people
218:55
have a score below
218:56
130 so yeah that's me
218:59
you know i'm not like mega smart i'm the
219:01
top of the average i guess
219:03
that's cool but i'm still average
219:05
intelligence
219:07
bimbo brain um
219:10
but yeah that's pretty much it um what
219:13
was we doing what were we doing
219:14
something
219:15
the [ __ ] i just forgot what i was
219:16
doing in the middle of that i was going
219:18
on reddit hold on
219:19
bin birbrain um
219:22
finster let's go
219:25
it's still doing that [ __ ] thing
219:27
again
219:29
let's go on our slash new okay
219:32
no should this should be out of work
219:37
i don't see it where is it oh god we've
219:39
gotten a lot of
219:40
we
219:45
peg champ emotes oh it's gonna goof me
219:49
again but
219:49
my god they're there that's so good
219:53
let me go oh [ __ ] i've got i just
219:54
realized i've got the other i've got the
219:55
other window don't know
219:59
okay let me find it again on the other
220:00
window okay
220:02
i i'm what the [ __ ] ace
220:06
i am a spy what the [ __ ] i read it did i
220:10
slash ace when alice accuses i don't
220:12
know what this game is but
220:14
got it there we go what do we think let
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me move my camera
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what do you think chat of the peg
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champions
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[ __ ] hell
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the [ __ ] good lord i'm personally a fan
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of the first one
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which one do you think either this one
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this one
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uh this is also an option but
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actually i don't even mind this one what
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do you think
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[ __ ] i'm kind of torn actually i don't
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like this one that's the
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the first like four though good
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okay right ready let's do a poll let's
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do a poll let's do a poll new fetish has
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been unlocked all right
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okay new thing let's uh let's do a poll
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number one right number one
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number two number three
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number four um all right let's do it
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paul
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eh peg champ
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okay
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okay let's go vote chat vote
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rose on finn action alpha female pegs
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omega male 1
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could do it
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oh my god it's a race between one and
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three
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interesting so it's it's definitely the
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the bunny girls definitely the the the
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successor here
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one looks like it's winning though all
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right sweet can i save it okay let's
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save this as an image i think one's got
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it in the bag
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peg champ
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holy [ __ ] that's funny
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okay uh let's go to my twitch homepage
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and see if i can add it as a regular
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email
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it's gonna have to be approved though
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all right um how do i even do that
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add twitch emotes
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emotes can you just give me a link to
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the [ __ ] thing please
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come on
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just give me a link just give me a link
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to the thing that i need to click
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did i do it just give me a link dude
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where the [ __ ] is it i don't know where
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it is
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this is garbage okay it's like in a
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weird spot on twitch it's so annoying to
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get to
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okay um i think it's partner something
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like that
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community
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i don't know content it's not in that
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settings
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ah partner and partner settings maybe
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partner settings
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uh controller emote emotes there we go
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wait we moved go to the new emo page
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nailed it found it it's [ __ ] annoying
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to get to i have 39
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available slots
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peg champ let's go
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let's go it's gonna happen it's
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genuinely gonna happen
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okay this is good it's working it's it's
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working it looks okay too
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what should the uh peg champ
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okay fenced peg champ
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um there we go let's upload
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sweet did i do it wait did it just do it
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or do it does it need to get approved or
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did it just go
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can someone try it
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it's called it's called like fence to
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peg champ i don't know if it shows up
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yet
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i might it might need to get approved
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i'm not sure
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i don't think so can i use it
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no it's not up yet weird okay it might
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need to be like next stream
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uh might need to be next stream it's not
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on bt tv it's on like the actual twitch
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channel
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i think oh wait is it do you need to be
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subscribed yeah you might need to just
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be subscribed for it
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oh someone did it let's go it's on there
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wait someone did it
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yeah someone did it chain arts did it it
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does work it's it's up
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cool nice good [ __ ] yeah you need to be
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subscribed
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if you subscribe then you can do it
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let's go there it is that tiny little
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thing there it worked let's go
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just click on the emote thing and you
224:59
can click on it let's [ __ ] go
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let's [ __ ] go we did it that was
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quick
225:04
good on you twitch
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tag jam baby let's go
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nice we now have a peg champ emote
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it looks so weird
225:18
when's the new video depends on what
225:20
channel you're on about different ones
225:22
different uh end goals i guess
225:26
i'm not sure about on the thing i'm not
225:29
sure about on the
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under on the live channel no idea why
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that's coming out uh
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a mega trolling channel maybe a month uh
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on the finn channel probably a couple
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days maybe less
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maybe one day bestie i'm broke this is
225:43
sad i just want to use it please
225:45
please someone give janessa a janessa
225:47
trembler a a sub
225:49
please she needs to she's broke bestie
225:52
uh
225:53
don't have a sub can't use it oh no
225:56
monkeys man pepe hens okay
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let's see my thingy
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okay
226:10
i love your channel thank you it's got
226:13
cat ears
226:17
i don't know how anyone's how people are
226:18
doing it i can't do it on my chat i
226:20
don't know why people can do it my prime
226:22
is broke away let me sub
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no i maybe it's cause you got primed on
226:25
someone else you got you you gave your
226:26
prime to someone else
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no anyway
226:32
bigger big rip oh that's funny i could
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add like
226:36
emotes for tier threes
226:39
i have only got emotes for tier one subs
226:40
right now weirdly enough
226:44
uh
226:47
damn broke my bank account hell yeah oh
226:49
did you
226:50
thanks for the subs boys okay
226:56
i don't like this one we went on to a
226:58
different song and i know i don't like
226:59
it
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there you go it's just like a beat for
227:02
some reason
227:03
i just want to flex on the non-subs yes
227:07
i need like a really good one
227:11
okay right hey emmy
227:14
yeah oh god is it is it your party time
227:16
tonight what what i
227:18
didn't check the details of it by the
227:19
way
227:26
dm me whatever the [ __ ] it is
227:32
be there i'll do it i got a meeting and
227:34
then i'm there we've got a minecraft
227:35
meeting
227:36
hey emmy we have a peg champ emote now
227:38
by the way
227:39
fun fact
227:44
it's not showing up oh that sucks well
227:46
desktop users only
227:48
let's go damn so jealous of all of you
227:50
with the peg champions
227:52
it does suck make the third on a three a
227:56
free emote
227:56
i don't know how i think i can only
227:59
upload subscriber emotes
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am i am i stupid
228:06
there doesn't there's no option to not
228:08
set one
228:10
um maybe i'm just not used to twitch is
228:11
this a thing tier three modes maybe uh
228:15
yeah there's cheer em up there's cheer
228:18
motes cheery motes and then there's
228:20
bitter emotes
228:21
but i don't know
228:26
when is the maid coming back i just
228:28
ordered a new one
228:29
so maybe soon not sure
228:35
okay all right
228:39
ctrl shift r to force reload page is
228:41
that true
228:50
okay it is let's try it f1 nn
228:54
5t peg champ am i cool yet
228:58
yes yes you are
229:02
you are very cool if you can peg
229:08
champion
229:10
it didn't work i mean it it did do the
229:12
thing that you said it would do but it
229:13
didn't fix the problem
229:15
annoyingly just i might just need a
229:17
computer restart just
229:19
goofed me any primers in chat
229:22
anyone got twitch prime [ __ ] me i've
229:25
been shooting for
229:26
four hours i don't know how i was just
229:27
going to stream for a minute
229:29
why i don't know god damn it
229:32
i didn't plan on streaming for very long
229:34
at all today
229:35
i don't know i have no plan you know
229:37
what we should do okay i'm going to save
229:38
a vr stream for when i get the vr
229:40
trackers in
229:41
because i just really want to kick
229:42
someone in the face in the shins
229:44
really badly also i want to do pole
229:46
dancing in vr chat
229:48
is that much to it is that too much to
229:50
ask have you seen my avatar in vr chat
229:53
did i ever show you that
229:54
i've got a vr chat avatar i have a vr i
229:57
have a finster vr chat avatar fun fact
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um that's a thing
230:05
no let's see um don't know how
230:14
wait i can launch it in desktop mode
230:15
can't i i just thought
230:18
via
230:24
there it is okay i had to find it i
230:26
think i can
230:28
i'll go and i'll launch it in desktop
230:30
mode
230:33
most used mode of 2021 peg jam what's it
230:36
even gonna be used for the
230:38
let me show you my someone like a year
230:41
ago maybe even more than a year ago
230:43
someone just made me a an avatar
230:46
and so i had a friend that could like
230:48
edit them and i was like yo yo just like
230:50
grab this thing you know finn's package
230:52
has started value over 200 it might be a
230:54
customs issue
230:56
we don't know it's fine apparently it's
230:58
going through fine but lucky
231:00
look at this [ __ ] can i like tab okay
231:02
there we go
231:03
so let me show you okay look look look
231:06
look at this
231:06
my vr chat avatar look at this [ __ ]
231:08
someone made it a while ago look at me
231:10
got the [ __ ] the goggles and [ __ ] for
231:12
the eyes it's like a
231:13
anime version of my [ __ ] uh minecraft
231:17
skin
231:19
interesting a weirdly androgynous
231:22
version
231:23
kind of neat i wish i wish it had like
231:26
not these shoes as like hiking boot
231:29
shoes look at that
231:30
really weird and then just regular jeans
231:32
i'm a fan of the top though
231:34
if th listen okay here's what i want for
231:37
it to change there's lips as well look
231:38
at that
231:38
here's what i want to happen right for
231:42
whoo hey buddy didn't know this was a
231:45
button
231:45
uh i want this to i want this dress
231:48
thing to come down
231:49
this sweater to be like a dress and the
231:51
i just don't want
231:52
jeans and then i don't know what i'll
231:54
have bare feet because that's funny
231:56
um but yeah if i at some point if i find
231:58
someone that can like do edits on vr
232:00
chat stuff then maybe maybe i shall
232:02
but this is pretty nifty for now i don't
232:04
mind it sneaky sneaky sneaky
232:12
bad feet nothing like bad
232:27
um well
232:32
i guess um
232:35
i guess that was a bad decision to click
232:38
that button
232:39
it closed everything that was bad that
232:42
was dumb
232:43
well either way i was going to end
232:45
anytime soon now anyway but yeah that's
232:46
what i want to do i was just talking
232:48
about what i wanted to do next time so
232:51
did the surgery hurt no i didn't get
232:55
surgery but
232:56
[ __ ] god peg thank you peg champ can
232:58
we get a peg championship
233:00
um oh my god
233:03
thank you for that i'm about to end
233:05
though
233:06
i'm about to end though oh my god anyway
233:10
boys
233:10
i'm gonna end the stream um that was
233:12
funny
233:14
blow a kiss i always do at the end of
233:15
streams welcome to the end of the
233:16
streams i always do
233:20
anyway
233:22
i shall be going well done
233:25
to quote an old phrase and to not be
233:28
nice anymore
233:29
it's a good job you're pretty cause
233:31
you're not too smart and i
233:36
i'm just a little dummy i'm just a
233:38
little dumb little idiot but i'm still
233:40
so pretty anyway all right
233:43
cfm fam oh god if i was a
233:46
20 like three years ago youtuber the fem
233:49
fam that would have been it anyway
233:51
the femme cu is much more funny though
233:53
anyway i'm gonna go because people are
233:55
gonna it's gonna be weird
233:56
i'm just gonna end the stream uh anyway
233:58
boys i will see you
233:59
goodbye ah goodbye
234:09
you