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got a good one
00:04
i got some i found some good note blocks
00:08
i'll let you guess what it is i wonder
00:12
who can find it first
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[Music]
00:15
what is it chant west virginia
00:20
blue ridge
00:30
[Music]
00:36
[Music]
00:43
take me home
00:46
to a place
00:52
west virginia
00:59
take me home
01:15
[Music]
01:20
[Music]
01:24
water
01:27
hey boys it's me sing song is not mug i
01:31
don't care
01:46
you're not singing along with me and i'm
01:47
actually very upset
02:02
when she calls me
02:13
[Music]
02:43
what do you mean surprise dream i gave
02:45
you a uh you know a couple minutes
02:47
notice i don't know what you mean
02:48
i put it in the thing i scheduled it
02:50
like you know a couple of an hour before
02:52
i did it
02:53
come true
03:08
[Music]
03:21
hell yeah good job chat good singing
03:25
give yourself a round of applause chat
03:26
you did great
03:28
you did so good i wonder if that's gonna
03:30
get dmc8 i think i sounded pretty much
03:32
the exact same as the original so i'm
03:34
assuming it will
03:36
but i don't know face reveal no uh
03:39
all right give me flashbacks to kings
03:43
with the golden circle
03:44
oh yeah it's a british guy slowly
03:47
meeting his fate mike
03:48
this is this exact same
03:51
is there a note block version of hot and
03:53
cold oh there's gotta be there's one it
03:56
immediately goes on to
03:57
aha take on me you know take on me let's
04:00
see what this sounds like
04:02
because i don't
04:15
yeah [ __ ] this kind of slaps
04:18
[Music]
04:20
this kind of slaps all right hell yeah i
04:21
don't know the lyrics but cool
04:25
on me take
04:29
on me
04:44
the window open [ __ ] oh god
04:48
finn can't do the girl voice my ass am i
04:50
right
04:51
[Music]
04:54
hello it's a bad day
04:57
i'm having a great time buddy i'm going
04:59
nuts
05:00
hey your song is beautiful oh thank you
05:03
anyway hello it me i don't look anything
05:06
special because we haven't done anything
05:07
special
05:08
however i have a thing i got a delivery
05:11
in and it was for two
05:13
corsets and i forgot that i remembered i
05:14
ordered two courses did i have a two
05:16
course i got a white one and a black one
05:17
and they appeared to be different sizes
05:20
why is that
05:21
by the way so i've got two different
05:23
corsets and
05:24
[ __ ] their head and they smell
05:28
badly oh
05:32
but they feel good brush the hair it's
05:34
always brushed you
05:35
guys you don't understand it it is
05:38
always brushed it's just that
05:40
you know what there are people out there
05:42
that really thought oh yeah no no no
05:43
when finn's training can i get a word in
05:45
the chat
05:46
does it this is what like okay this is
05:48
like half straightened like it's kind of
05:50
like not
05:50
great but it doesn't get any better when
05:52
it's brushed it just don't look it just
05:54
stays the same
05:57
it's the same pull out the febreeze my i
05:59
don't own febreze my house is in a
06:01
perpetual state of smelling like
06:03
i wonder what my house smells like i
06:05
live here all the time
06:06
i don't have any febreze my house
06:08
probably smells dreadful
06:12
does it no one's ever said that it does
06:14
i've had people around are they do i
06:16
just have nice friends they just haven't
06:18
told me
06:19
hey how's you and life great singing
06:22
voice
06:23
it's doing well it's i'm having a great
06:27
time
06:27
well it is a little bit warm so give me
06:29
a sec
06:32
it is a little bit warm it is a tad warm
06:35
you're blind your nose blind to your own
06:37
house yeah i really am
06:40
maybe i should get some febreze from the
06:41
state of your room i bet it smells like
06:43
trash
06:43
my root my house like looks it's like
06:46
clean
06:47
[ __ ] okay don't look there but like it
06:51
usually is like it usually is fine
06:54
that's not a good representation but it
06:56
usually looks fine
06:59
it's like it's clean it's nice i have a
07:02
person that cleans it you know
07:04
legacy i put on socks like they don't
07:06
even match but specifically because of
07:08
you people so you don't see
07:09
maybe your house wouldn't smell if you
07:11
cleaned your roomy gremlin
07:16
clean everything else and yeah i agree
07:18
with the gremlin but
07:19
but you know i'm not in anything it's
07:21
especially whatever today right
07:23
i'm not in anything insane i'm just
07:25
wearing like a shirt and a skirt that's
07:28
it
07:28
so here's what we're going to do i'm
07:30
going to activate mediashare and i
07:32
please do not make me regret it um
07:35
andrew thank you for the [ __ ] subs oh
07:38
and thank you oh god i don't know who
07:39
else gifted subs i completely forgot but
07:40
i know someone
07:41
i know more people gifted subs while i
07:43
was like
07:44
um performing songs
07:48
so i'm gonna tell our media show please
07:51
do not make me regret it
07:53
um and i'm gonna do some makeup i'm
07:55
gonna do chat polls to see what's gonna
07:57
happen
07:59
by the way i will say these are like i
08:01
didn't think they were corsets because
08:04
i think i finally just bought a good
08:06
quality one and i've always had shitty
08:08
ones
08:08
because these feel like what i feel like
08:11
they should feel like you know what i
08:12
mean
08:13
like they're [ __ ] like dude they feel
08:16
like they're all like made of metal like
08:18
look at this [ __ ] flexible that should
08:21
steal bro
08:22
like this is a club now like that
08:25
there's
08:26
metal in this [ __ ] you know what i mean
08:27
so they're probably like the top ones
08:29
and i what brand are they i don't know
08:31
but like i was like 50 pounds so
08:33
i'm guessing i got good ones and the
08:35
chord is actually like it's in paracord
08:37
so it's kind of nice you know it
08:39
something about it anyway
08:41
titan dude titanium would be lighter
08:43
than that this [ __ ] steel bro
08:45
anyway uh you could try an invisible
08:48
dress
08:49
when it's so slow at your day job you
08:51
can watch a stream with no fear of being
08:54
interrupted nice well [ __ ] yeah thank
08:57
you for the forty dollars okay let me
08:58
like enable everything that we need to
09:00
enable and we're going to do mediation
09:08
thank you for the thanks for the subs
09:10
okay
09:11
stream vibes now i believe i might have
09:14
fixed
09:16
the donations hey rose maybe
09:20
you're hello dude why are you donating
09:22
so much
09:23
mod stuff have we dude mud stuff and sev
09:26
have we decided that that's a thing
09:28
have the mods decided because i'm down
09:30
if you guys are also down
09:32
quit being such a sassy barker
09:36
what is what the [ __ ] does that mean i
09:37
feel like there's some anime [ __ ]
09:39
i know barker's anime i don't know what
09:41
it's saucy either
09:42
[ __ ] it's either anime or among us
09:44
and i don't know which one's worse
09:46
anyway um let me find this thing
09:50
among us [ __ ] it was among us it is
09:52
worse
09:54
i'll say i'll say among this is probably
09:55
worse than anime
09:57
okay now i believe
10:00
is it on i don't know if it's on hold on
10:01
let me see um wait is me can someone
10:04
that knows that they're donating is
10:06
there a
10:06
link for oh no actually you don't you
10:08
don't need to do that i can do that
10:09
can't i
10:10
sorry i'm a bad streamer i never really
10:11
figured out how this works
10:13
all widgets media share enabled it's
10:16
just never been disabled oh [ __ ]
10:18
okay i'm just a bad streamer all right
10:21
yes i sent you the twitch names on
10:22
telegram okay god i don't have telegram
10:25
open warden
10:27
what do you think i am some sort of
10:28
businessman no
10:30
oh damn okay [ __ ] it let's do it hey wha
10:33
they lost okay [ __ ] it this is now a
10:35
celebration thank you thanks guys
10:37
right congratulations to our two new
10:39
members of the mud team
10:41
uh stovermore and applestaff they did
10:44
really well in interviews a while ago
10:46
they're very active members of this
10:48
community congratulations
10:50
welcome to the mud team boys uh stuff if
10:53
you stop donating you will be on modded
10:55
yeah
10:56
your day is going well quite cute but
11:00
would suit bigger bobs
11:03
well yeah i don't have any the yeah this
11:05
is just a kind of padded bra
11:07
oh damn but yeah i was just kind of
11:09
before i did anything i wanted to see
11:10
what you guys wanted so i'm going to
11:11
pull you guys and what what you're after
11:14
um 10 gifted subs good job boys
11:19
good job good job thank you for the
11:21
gifted subs everyone my good
11:23
lord anyway okay so here's what we're
11:25
gonna do how are we gonna get started on
11:27
this
11:27
so i'm gonna do a media share stream
11:29
it's just gonna be kind of going on
11:30
i'm not gonna do it try not to laugh
11:33
should we try and do it
11:34
but you guys listen i've there's some
11:36
really good memes that you've had but
11:37
there's also like
11:39
terrible me life bound thank you why
11:40
you're dying so much why
11:42
why by the way why let me
11:45
i need to okay let's do this let's see
11:48
the first meme
11:49
what i want to see if i can get the
11:51
first meme working
11:52
please oh god it didn't look good i
11:57
accidentally [ __ ] it up and it didn't
11:58
look like it was going to be good
12:03
i can't hear this what the [ __ ] it's
12:06
is that [ __ ] tgf bro okay listen
12:08
there's
12:10
i don't feel good about this i don't
12:12
feel good about this media share stream
12:14
already
12:20
i don't hear good about it i don't i
12:22
don't feel good about
12:49
he gets mad in a match
12:53
it's just [ __ ] dreadful dreadful [ __ ]
12:56
okay i'm just gonna have it
12:59
[Music]
13:03
it's not unclean i don't need a [ __ ]
13:06
tutorial
13:07
it's just stuff on a chair it's not that
13:10
bad
13:10
it's just my stuff on a chair why do you
13:13
do it's like three shirts on a chair
13:15
how is that that bad four maybe up there
13:18
why is it that bad why
13:20
copium shut up it's not that bad
13:23
anti-gremlin advice lorem ipsum dollar
13:26
sitar met concept eternity pissing a lit
13:29
said d-i-u-s-m-o-d
13:31
temper that's latin incidental
13:34
laboratory magna
13:36
aliqua atenem ad minimum keys nostrad
13:40
no it's extra citation alimco laborous
13:43
nice i italic
13:44
xia comodo consequent
13:49
[Music]
14:00
is
14:02
why do i i feel like i'm being
14:05
cursed what the [ __ ]
14:10
yeah why are they performing a spell my
14:12
guy i'm cursed now what is this [ __ ]
14:17
what is it i don't know i'm just
14:18
confused
14:19
[Music]
14:21
fun no not fun
14:25
toss a coin to your witcher oh valley
14:30
[Music]
14:39
oh wow god they animated his like look
14:42
at that [ __ ]
14:44
look at the work they put into animating
14:46
his ass
14:47
bro look at that [ __ ]
14:49
[Music]
14:51
i probably would have spent it on chips
14:53
and chocolate bars anyway
14:57
i'm gonna do the same thing okay what
14:59
did i just say was funny
15:05
[ __ ] hell i could definitely do it
15:07
try not to laugh but i actually want to
15:08
do my makeup
15:10
so
15:16
what the [ __ ] anyway do you like playing
15:19
guitar i've never done it
15:20
laugh i've laughed like twice oh this is
15:24
a music okay i won't laugh at it
15:28
[Music]
15:35
okay if that would have cut out though
15:37
i'm terrible with [ __ ] like this if it
15:39
just cut out
15:40
right as she started [ __ ] dancing i
15:41
would have left
15:44
i'm just not good with this
15:47
first stream zeg enjoy this
15:53
that's kind of video good song i don't
15:54
want to get dmca but pretty cool
15:57
first i also love your streams i did fix
16:00
the things i fixed donations
16:12
[Laughter]
16:20
god it's about to get
16:24
meta all right [ __ ] it
16:28
let's do this i that's a shitty terrible
16:30
sensitive fanboy facts
16:32
simon [ __ ]
16:36
actually kind of fits me i'm kind of
16:39
like that actually
16:40
i just uh weird question but are you
16:42
trans or just a fanboy
16:44
i'm just transparent
16:55
[Music]
17:03
what oh the [ __ ] yeah the trap was it it
17:05
didn't show me the gun though i want to
17:07
see a good
17:08
gun megatron oh [ __ ] oh god it's
17:11
why is he the big bad guy though one of
17:13
them try it again
17:15
i love the kind of woman that will
17:16
actually just kill me
17:19
you know when i left the house today i
17:20
was thinking damn i really hope some hot
17:23
chick paints my brains all over some
17:25
[ __ ] hallway
17:26
and here we are that top is awesome can
17:30
we get a link
17:32
i'm talking full-on watermelon in the
17:35
thighs
17:36
level carnage and i wanted to scare the
17:39
[ __ ] out of me
17:40
i mean i hope i piss myself i hope i
17:42
piss myself and you it's like the
17:43
[ __ ]
17:44
jesse what the [ __ ] are you on about me
17:46
jesse what are you talking about
17:48
after all of this [ __ ] i just want a
17:51
girl to kill me
17:52
what what are you talking about
17:57
okay right i'm gonna start off with
17:58
makeup right because this [ __ ]
18:00
i can do the bass like easy right what
18:03
are you
18:04
i i'm gonna [ __ ] regret asking you
18:07
this [ __ ]
18:08
but like in terms of an outfit what is
18:11
gonna be your
18:12
vibe that you're gonna go for here i
18:15
just want to be able to be prepared for
18:17
it
18:18
in case of emergency that i need to jump
18:21
out of the window the name of this video
18:22
is incorrect
18:24
okay oh god oh [ __ ] pokemon that's
18:28
not even possible some okay
18:32
well i can deal with summer [ __ ]
18:35
okay i guess we are [ __ ]
18:39
all right [ __ ] two man cosplay
18:48
[Music]
18:51
oh [ __ ] can i oh my god ah
18:57
where's my like i have a hairband
18:59
somewhere
19:01
oh [ __ ] where did i put that [ __ ] into
19:03
it
19:03
[Music]
19:05
sorry okay
19:09
welcome to me looking like [ __ ] for a
19:11
hot minute okay right so
19:13
uh i need to try and tie my hair back a
19:17
little bit all right this is going to
19:18
look good
19:19
i don't care well can i make this not
19:21
look terrible
19:24
no no i can't i look like the um the pr
19:26
the crescent moon emoji
19:28
i start together thing you know when um
19:31
you know when um
19:33
girls like they don't do their makeup
19:34
sometimes time for something cute
19:36
and all they always like complain that
19:38
people say like oh you look sick
19:39
yeah now i'm seeing that in myself that
19:41
when i don't have all this stuff done
19:43
now i can see my i don't see myself
19:45
right anymore like now i just look
19:46
weird to me it's odd and i don't like it
19:50
oh dude i'm gonna have to [ __ ]
19:51
embrace the fact i need to open the
19:53
window [ __ ] it spiders come on in
19:59
come here spiders i want you
20:04
oh my god [ __ ] me get out the goddamn
20:07
window
20:09
okay that's fine
20:12
okay thank you for the leg compliments
20:15
but yay
20:15
it's not a danger skirt because i have
20:17
like shorts under this woohoo
20:20
it doesn't matter i would wear just the
20:21
shorts under this is nothing did you see
20:23
my genuine cake or what
20:26
i clip
20:30
is it was it really that bad was it
20:32
really that bad
20:33
it wasn't that bad was it that bad
20:35
please it wasn't that bad right
20:37
okay it better not be that bad
20:41
and i'm gonna turn on the thing because
20:42
that is loud as [ __ ]
20:48
okay that's better look at that now
20:50
there's no noise
20:51
pog champ it's a little bit rattly it's
20:54
probably the spiders in there
20:56
leg equals clip what if his legs look
21:00
wait why his legs look so good do they i
21:03
genuinely like
21:04
i don't think i the legs are worthy of
21:06
compliment do i have good legs i'll take
21:08
the [ __ ] compliment so if it's a yes
21:10
hell yeah if it's a no i don't want to
21:11
know about it but yeah
21:15
yes manly woman legs hell yes
21:19
the donor oh god oh god okay let me see
21:23
let me do it let me spotted this
21:26
a no not egg
21:32
i'm a transformer baby
21:38
gotta be cool ass merch holy [ __ ]
21:40
imagine
21:42
could i do that can i legally do that
21:54
like imagine i do some merch right but
21:56
it's like transformer themed
21:57
kind of makes a bit of sense but it's
22:00
still subtle
22:00
you know kind of makes sense i kind of
22:03
like it
22:04
yeah it's a parody i know but i
22:06
wholesomely request a skimpy outfit
22:08
out of pure respect for you
22:12
we will see we haven't gotten to this
22:14
stage yet
22:16
first of all i've got to do this
22:20
out of respect oh no
22:24
come on [ __ ]
22:28
i reckon we could do something like that
22:29
i reckon we genuinely could
22:31
do like transformers that would be kind
22:32
of dope actually
22:34
we're doing something with um we're
22:35
doing merch with like paris and nicole
22:37
and [ __ ] and he's like big on
22:38
doing like proper fashionable designs so
22:42
kind of down
22:48
kind of down e
22:52
are in uk already sent outside yes
22:55
indeed
22:56
uk actually has sunshine today sunshine
22:58
today
22:59
okay let's play a couple more i'm not
23:01
done with this yet but still
23:03
okay let's see let us see
23:08
[ __ ] god i
23:12
am cringe but
23:15
i am free
23:24
oh yeah i gave you my i showed you a
23:26
bunch of tick tocks and [ __ ] that i
23:28
liked so technically you should know my
23:29
humor
23:30
amog us
23:37
oh that's totally dmca
23:42
in the sky there ain't a cloud in sight
23:55
[Music]
24:00
that's to stop my dmca claim i just sing
24:02
over
24:10
do you got games on your phone
24:12
transformers more than meets the egg
24:16
i didn't have a phone [ __ ] hell i
24:19
didn't have like a phone until i was
24:20
maybe
24:20
i was old
24:28
i paused it from one egg to another
24:32
looking pretty good
24:34
thank you [ __ ] wait no but hold on
24:38
the clitoris
24:52
it's still gonna go on dude it's still
24:54
going
24:56
oh [ __ ] okay this is
24:59
okay i i laughed indeed
25:07
i'm just making sure i don't have any
25:08
like uh sleep in my eye
25:14
the clitoris is the analog organ to the
25:16
penis in a man
25:18
it is the seat of the nerve sensations
25:20
known as orgasm
25:21
the clitoris is at the top of the vulva
25:24
and in front of the vaginal opening
25:26
it is where the inner lips meet and it's
25:29
about the size of
25:31
he do got that right though he do he do
25:34
got that right though
25:35
it sounds like every [ __ ] british
25:38
like builder you know what i mean
25:39
like just the i feel like everyone knows
25:42
a guy
25:43
that sounds exactly like that in the uk
25:46
you might even be that guy who knows i
25:49
do
25:49
i know my person
25:55
take me home down country roads
26:01
i hear her voice in the morning when she
26:04
calls me
26:06
i've got the window open neighbors can
26:09
hear me
26:11
i'm gonna get a noise complaint soon
26:15
at midnight
26:18
okay i'm not gonna do this first oh [ __ ]
26:23
is it fallen i fear it falling down i
26:26
hear that [ __ ] thing
26:27
falling bro it's fine it was cheap
26:40
i have goofed this not well [ __ ]
26:43
i'm really trying now i'm really trying
26:46
i kind of goofed this a little bit
26:47
london bridge is falling
26:51
i'm down to take song requests i can
26:53
sing real well maybe i'll start a music
26:55
channel
26:57
you know those people that like they can
26:59
play piano and stuff and they sing on
27:00
twitch all the time
27:02
maybe i should do that would you guys uh
27:04
would you guys think that'd be a good
27:05
idea i think i'd be a great idea
27:07
what the [ __ ] just happened what in the
27:09
[ __ ] just happened
27:16
yeah that's what i thought i'll play
27:18
guitar i'll play um
27:20
[ __ ] what can i play on guitar
27:25
west virginia uh take country roads
27:35
i can learn it i get i bet you i could
27:37
learn country roads
27:38
on guitar and do a whole musical stream
27:41
and that's it
27:46
when i used to i used to take guitar
27:48
lessons right i used to genuinely know
27:50
how to play
27:51
some songs but the only thing was i
27:54
don't know whether it was like a product
27:55
of just my age
27:56
but i could never multitask with it like
27:59
i could never
27:59
also sing right like i couldn't do that
28:02
i could never like
28:03
sing and play guitar even that's what
28:06
like every [ __ ] person
28:08
wants to do but i could play guitar
28:13
play guitar real good um
28:17
all right uh i got one more thing okay
28:20
let me do this
28:21
oh [ __ ] because i laughed twice add
28:25
what you got an ad [ __ ] yeah i'm getting
28:27
paid today
28:30
two ram wrench please 18
28:33
naked cowboys all right
28:39
18 naked cowboys
28:45
lost an eyelash but it's fine
28:49
oh yeah [ __ ] i meant to tell you
28:52
these are coming off tomorrow guitars
28:58
oh god okay hold on i'll play it i'm
29:00
yeah they're coming off tomorrow fun
29:02
fact
29:02
uh because it's gonna be my first day of
29:04
break yeah i'm sorry
29:06
so is the hair everything's coming off
29:07
tomorrow that's why i'm streaming today
29:08
you will struggle to play with fake
29:10
nails
29:13
oh my god did it wait no you should
29:16
struggle to play with fake nails no
29:17
they're like the perfect guitar pick
29:19
what do you mean
29:20
wouldn't that be like the best
29:23
i have just hit 200 000 channel points
29:26
which is a little depressing because i
29:28
have never
29:30
won a single bet on this channel which
29:32
means i have just spent way too much
29:35
time
29:35
watching
29:38
you should start betting
29:42
how have you watched me for that long
29:44
and you can't predict me
29:51
because i'm unpredictable baby
29:57
watch do it do a bet right now do do it
29:59
do one of the games
30:01
i'm thinking of a number what am i
30:03
thinking of what number out of
30:05
10 i have a ghost in my room what number
30:07
out of ten
30:14
okay over five or under five it's a 50
30:17
50.
30:18
okay i want i want you guys to do a
30:20
thing for it mods
30:21
mods please mods please please do the
30:24
thing mods please
30:25
mods do the thing please mods let's do
30:27
the thing might see the thing
30:29
mods do the thing
30:32
i don't know the the part the bet thing
30:35
the the bet thing dude
30:37
how do you do that i don't know how to
30:38
do it
30:41
how do you do that over five or under
30:44
five baby or whatever i don't know what
30:46
options there are i've never hosted one
30:50
[ __ ] it i'm gonna change the answer i'm
30:52
gonna change the thing
30:53
i'm gonna change the thing no [ __ ]
30:55
mods do it okay fine i'll do it
30:57
fine i'll do it myself this is awful
31:01
okay what is it called again it's not a
31:04
bet what is it
31:05
it's a thing it's a thing that i don't
31:06
know how to say what is it called
31:08
prediction okay
31:12
oh this is brilliant start prediction
31:17
wait did i do that or did the mods do it
31:23
why did the mods do it or did what
31:25
happened did it happen
31:29
i want to see oh it did okay cool there
31:32
we go it happened it happened it
31:33
happened that happened
31:34
okay in the meantime media share time
31:40
[Music]
31:44
dick
31:48
i'm sure my neighbors love me
31:52
[Music]
31:59
not funny at all
32:01
[Music]
32:03
i was gonna say okay my own brain is
32:06
making me kind of like
32:07
chuckle i'm not even saying the jokes
32:09
out loud because i'll get cancelled
32:11
i couldn't possibly want that small tiny
32:13
hedgehog to fall out of that
32:15
and it would definitely not make me
32:16
laugh
32:18
[Music]
32:20
not at all dick
32:24
let's go channel points i'll tell you
32:26
what i was thinking
32:36
i already saw it before also let's see
32:39
if you can predict me
32:41
the answer was over five i was thinking
32:44
a six
32:45
buckaroo everyone expects me to think
32:47
it's seven but i went now i was thinking
32:49
of six
32:50
[ __ ] you what did you guys guess what
32:53
was it i want to know
32:54
what we had the majority
32:58
well they all thought it was six no you
32:59
didn't you thought it was seven
33:01
dummies wait [ __ ] well you got you won't
33:04
get the same answer though
33:05
so i guess okay but still you didn't
33:07
think about it though
33:08
what happened who won who lost i want to
33:10
know how many people lost
33:13
a lot of people are upset so i want to
33:15
know 800 000 points
33:17
it was exactly 50 50. let's go
33:33
i don't know i just kind of buy stuff i
33:35
don't really save the links to anything
33:38
does it feel good
33:42
[ __ ] video always made me feel gross
33:44
dude imagine being [ __ ] covered in
33:45
peanut butter dude it's
33:47
nasty gross
33:52
going on
34:15
[Music]
34:16
are they trying to kill the frog there's
34:18
an evil society
34:24
[Music]
34:39
[Music]
34:51
why are they so why are they built like
34:54
that why they
34:55
feel like that why are they built
34:58
like that what that was a penis why are
35:02
they built like that
35:03
a dude i was in the mind of like sexy
35:05
bionicles why are they built like that
35:07
dude why
35:08
bionicles built with bubba what the [ __ ]
35:13
oh god i can't even play this one
35:18
dude i laughed fine i laughed i don't
35:20
care it was a funny premise
35:22
why are they built so different i know
35:24
what's going on here
35:26
you know what's going on here okay
35:29
here's a meme i made hope you enjoy
35:32
human i do do you and if you want me to
35:35
wander backstage
35:37
to spill the beans i mean there's really
35:39
no need for us to do that because
35:42
it's the final question the other two
35:43
are in the loop so
35:45
they're in the loop i'm the only one out
35:48
of
35:48
the loop it would seem and if we check
35:52
my
35:52
point total here i don't need to walk to
35:55
the front
35:56
because i know what it is it's a big old
35:58
goose egg
35:59
gang it's a fat zero
36:03
hello a little late addition to the
36:06
numerical symbol chart brought to us
36:08
from our friends in arabia
36:09
a little bit of trivia that i happen to
36:11
know is that true they invented
36:13
zero we didn't have zero what the [ __ ]
36:17
everything's in this chat chat i can't
36:20
see anything else
36:21
what the [ __ ] box am i trapped in chat
36:23
this is scary chad i'm scared was it
36:25
gonna
36:26
i see nothing it's all just darkness
36:27
everywhere
36:29
where am i i wanna go home i wanna go
36:32
back to my office
36:33
chat please what the [ __ ]
36:41
[Music]
36:50
[Music]
36:52
is
36:54
[Music]
37:03
it's impressively edited right i'll give
37:05
you that i'll give you that it's
37:07
impressively edited but
37:09
why would that be the [ __ ] intro to
37:11
anything
37:13
like it's me doing like a horrifying bit
37:17
it's just like [ __ ] sugar crush meme
37:21
[ __ ] all right i'm on contour buddy i've
37:25
laughed a couple times now i've got a
37:27
bit of a
37:28
debt to repay with you guys
37:31
which is fair enough i feel like i've
37:34
done too much
37:37
wow no i haven't
37:41
[Music]
37:43
this one maybe this one now
37:47
it looks so weird in a mirror versus the
37:49
camera you genuinely can't tell what
37:51
looks good and what doesn't like
37:53
different lighting look at that it's
37:54
there it's not
37:56
it's it's there it's not easy [ __ ]
37:59
and this one is gone again weird i don't
38:02
know what the [ __ ] is going
38:04
on here [ __ ] anyway i'll call that fine
38:07
let me blend it a bit okay asdf movie
38:11
oh dude that's so old though i've seen
38:13
all of them
38:14
i i it okay can you answer me listen
38:17
youngans of the chat that are maybe
38:19
younger than me
38:20
is this like a thing that you guys have
38:22
just now discovered
38:24
because this was like early years of
38:26
youtube and [ __ ] asdf movie
38:28
cause they're not like hyper funny
38:30
anymore
38:32
they're good nostalgia though definitely
38:35
not
38:36
i guess so i mean yeah if you guys have
38:38
just found it then it's okay but like
38:40
that [ __ ] is almost as old as me oh what
38:43
that shit's almost as old as me it's
38:47
it's not that it's very old i mean sorry
38:50
i'm
38:50
i'm much older than those videos they're
38:52
like what eight years old
38:55
i'm 21
38:59
same age as fembot or what the hell is
39:00
after yeah what have you
39:03
have you never heard of isdf movie
39:06
there's like how many of them are there
39:08
like 10 now
39:14
there's so many
39:22
it's led by a guy called tomska he's all
39:24
right
39:27
nifty fella all right
39:31
let's see let us see while i'm doing
39:33
nose contour let us see
39:42
all right okay solid
39:47
what's the max level in pokemon go um
39:49
i'm pretty sure it's the level i am
39:50
oh this is the thing
39:54
24. i think i'm the highest level in the
39:56
entire game
39:58
yeah what's that under your bed
40:01
uh probably a uh a uh guitar
40:05
yep indeed
40:09
indeed oh god dude it [ __ ] dark clip
40:13
oh my god men men men
40:17
hell yeah do i love men
40:27
that was like those youtube i've seen
40:29
like videos look the exact same with
40:31
that it's cool
40:32
another howie the [ __ ] was that [ __ ]
40:35
what the [ __ ] was that
40:37
also my god the absolute fear that must
40:40
have been in her mind right there
40:42
when someone said oh my god
40:51
i wonder if she's still streaming wait
40:53
who is it is it someone that's like big
40:55
now
40:56
i kind of feel like it might be someone
40:57
that's big now
41:00
who is she do you know her boost asleep
41:03
bruce lee i don't know them is she big
41:05
now she's big oh that's cool
41:07
but my god dude the
41:10
fear that must have gone through her
41:12
mind like
41:15
there's been like [ __ ] what else what's
41:17
that been in like my background before
41:18
that i've left and i didn't realize it
41:20
i've definitely left stuff that was for
41:22
future like videos or streams before in
41:24
the background
41:25
and no this is not an invitation for you
41:27
to start snooping through and see if
41:28
i've got anything there but
41:30
yeah there's there's stuff like that
41:31
that i i'd imagine would be
41:33
pretty like annoying but god imagine
41:38
oh god my camera use so in my old
41:40
bedroom right i used to have the camera
41:42
just like facing me
41:43
and my bed was directly behind me so
41:45
every like every night
41:47
i would be um you left your boob uh
41:50
bob's in the background they were blurry
41:51
i've done that
41:52
many times so many times but like okay
41:55
i've i used to have my camera like
41:58
pointed at me which was also pointed at
41:59
the bed so every time i go to sleep i'm
42:01
staring like at a camera as well
42:02
which is always really nerve-wracking
42:05
but dude that [ __ ] teaches you to be so
42:07
like
42:07
cautious of what you're putting on
42:11
[Music]
42:14
camera
42:16
feels like imagine dude someone hacked
42:17
my webcam bro see me sleeping as creepy
42:20
as [ __ ]
42:21
is it really snooping if it's left out
42:23
in the open
42:27
no i mean like you guys snooping through
42:28
old videos and [ __ ]
42:32
there's probably something there's
42:33
probably some guitar
42:36
uh viewable you know
42:46
but it's going to be really useful i've
42:48
seen this
42:49
i'm not done yet though wait you're not
42:50
done building it
42:52
ah wait did they wait wait did they
42:56
revoice that clip
43:00
wait wait wasn't there like it wait
43:02
wasn't wait was the
43:04
way why i just thought was there i swear
43:06
to god the original meme was in english
43:07
right
43:08
and they went like what do you mean it's
43:09
not done and then did they
43:12
dub over that for that meme
43:15
that's some [ __ ] law that i didn't
43:17
know different clip
43:19
really oh did they just like reef
43:21
there's it's got
43:22
anyway did they say that though yes one
43:24
of them in the original clip it's like
43:26
um oh it's going to be so good when this
43:28
bridge is finished
43:29
it's like yeah it's it's not finished
43:30
and right and then one guy goes like
43:32
wait it's not finished
43:33
you know that's what this is what i
43:36
thought was original was
43:38
the best type of kiss every kiss begins
43:52
okay
43:54
minecraft steve eating eating new
43:56
lettuce in 1.74
43:58
egg egg egg egg egg the egg has just
44:01
come out of a chicken's ass
44:03
egg in the sandwich with a bit of egg
44:05
with an
44:06
egg slice chopped egg two eggs life has
44:08
few pleasures to equal
44:09
peeling a boiled egg i like it when yeah
44:11
when the end comes off
44:12
like that roughly the shape of an egg
44:14
egg egg in it boiled egg boiled eggs
44:16
boiled egg hard boiled egg
44:17
egg egg egg egg egg and eggs good god
44:21
it's
44:21
boiled egg and sandwich eggs were
44:23
expensive thick egg
44:25
boiled egg chopped boiled egg regular
44:27
egg i wonder why that was donated i
44:29
wonder why
44:30
i really do no one's ever explained this
44:33
meme that's going on about me
44:38
a playlist for a 19th century villain
44:40
plotting their revenge
44:43
that is so specific
44:47
how many views has a million views
44:52
[ __ ] it okay
44:56
i feel so sinister now
45:00
i'm gonna get him i'm gonna get him but
45:03
first i'm gonna look
45:04
amazing for the ball that i've got to go
45:07
to where i can poison them
45:08
oh god i felt so sinister damn
45:11
my phone is so old and messed up just
45:13
buy a new one
45:19
your card was declined
45:22
maybe you should try getting a job demo
45:24
flower
45:28
i found one and it's it's a good
45:31
professional job or i dress up for
45:32
symptoms
45:36
i'm doing not gonna make me laugh though
45:38
it ain't gonna let make me laugh
45:39
though hampton funny and cute but not
45:42
not no br no no burst
45:57
[Music]
45:59
can i go on to youtube and make that
46:01
like louder i couldn't hear a single
46:03
thing of that
46:06
to you in this chat at some point guys
46:09
oh i asked i asked if anyone was beating
46:12
off to be in chat
46:13
and a lot of people said yeah solid
46:16
solid because your streams are quiet
46:21
really why did four of you 40
46:24
of you anyway there we go
46:30
i made it louder hopefully you don't
46:32
regret what you just did
46:33
hi you are quite a hunk of metal aren't
46:37
you
46:38
and you're quite one polygon titted here
46:40
you want some weed i do not have lungs
46:43
so i cannot smoke weed but i will take
46:45
it anyway
46:46
and put it directly into my brain cells
46:48
here we go
46:53
downloading weed.exe
46:56
[Laughter]
47:05
jesus christ
47:11
[Music]
47:22
[ __ ]
47:27
[Music]
47:35
we did it guys found out what's
47:38
literally
47:39
playing in my brain this is what the
47:41
inside of my head sounds like
47:51
[Music]
47:57
[Music]
48:00
all right the americans took shotguns
48:03
into world war ones
48:05
were goddamn americans we knew what
48:07
shotguns could do in the trenches and
48:08
goddamn they did it well
48:10
did you know however the germans
48:12
actually had the temerity
48:13
in september of 1917 to lodge a formal
48:16
protest
48:17
i do believe i just got so overcome by
48:20
the awesomeness of the shotgun that i
48:21
said in 1917
48:22
instead of saying september 1918 saying
48:25
that
48:26
this winchester 97 was a violation of
48:28
the hague conventions and the civilized
48:30
rules of war
48:31
well holy [ __ ] i like that guy a lot now
48:36
i like his videos to begin with but
48:38
jesus
48:42
hell yeah do they have to put like an
48:45
explosive in that [ __ ]
48:46
okay boys
48:47
[Music]
48:51
i'm gonna not play this i'm gonna not
48:54
play that
48:55
i'm gonna take a wild guess and just say
48:57
shits and you know that drop of water
49:00
you are so small
49:03
hey oh my god you're doing good lad
49:08
many thanks
49:12
you cannot do this yes to the right
49:17
to the left no i did it like this
49:22
i appreciate this is definitely a meme
49:24
for people that know what the [ __ ] is
49:25
going on in tf2 most of the time
49:28
this is not a good meme for me i do not
49:30
know this game
49:31
i do not understand i am confused and
49:33
scared constantly
49:35
okay unexpected item in bagging area
49:38
remove this item before continuing this
49:41
can now be placed
49:42
in your bag club can't accept it all of
49:45
your
49:56
oh
50:01
jesus christ i
50:05
panicked i panicked so hard
50:09
i don't like that though jesus [ __ ]
50:13
that was bad good lord
50:18
i really had to look at the title of
50:19
that [ __ ] for a minute jesus
50:21
[ __ ] you know that one like uh clip from
50:25
oh god like every overseas song what was
50:27
it called every like k-pop song or some
50:29
[ __ ]
50:30
no one where they're saying words that
50:31
sound bad but aren't
50:33
oh thank god the rest of them are just
50:34
like oh my god okay look
50:36
we managed to get through them there's
50:38
only there's ones that
50:40
are marked as not good and for some
50:42
reason that one made it through
50:48
as well that is as close as this skirt
50:53
can possibly get
50:59
there you go tame tame and solid
51:06
simple easy [ __ ] i get through this
51:09
didn't like me being a [ __ ] on stream i
51:12
guess
51:12
they knocked my goddamn chair over
51:15
monkey
51:16
hmm my punishment for being
51:20
a whole
51:26
why is this
51:27
[Music]
51:30
gay what the [ __ ]
51:37
i'm wearing my beanie dumb
51:41
that's a weird way to wear a beanie fin
51:43
old finn why do they
51:53
i know
52:04
milk
52:06
[Music]
52:09
you know i panicked as soon as it had
52:11
the yeah did you drop the end
52:13
right i was just like i was like oh god
52:16
is this to be
52:17
bad cool nestle nesquik big chocolate
52:21
taste
52:21
i've got to stop doing that all right
52:25
i guess it just looked like toilet water
52:28
but all right
52:29
good luck for the brand what's my
52:31
friends that's going to pronounce
52:33
scale scarer care water
52:37
food harbor discomfort
52:43
patrick can't read the words he just
52:45
sounds like a sim character
52:47
t [ __ ] crocodile
52:50
travelling
52:51
[Laughter]
52:54
he just sounds like a sim character the
52:56
french oh god
52:57
make sure to bleep me when i say french
53:03
what was that [ __ ] i didn't even see it
53:04
what was that what was that i feel like
53:06
that was something what was that
53:08
i didn't see it what was it what was it
53:09
what was it
53:11
jaws ah [ __ ] yeah shark i knew it i saw
53:14
blue i was like i know that was
53:16
something
53:19
i knew that was something you little
53:20
[ __ ]
53:25
i didn't want to say was that a shark i
53:27
saw blue and like a ring have you ever
53:29
played right
53:30
in my mind uh yeah [ __ ] yeah i played
53:33
i used to play a ton of rust i don't
53:35
need more because it got boring but i
53:36
used to play it a ton
53:38
like i used to just play like a ten time
53:40
server
53:43
that would have made me laugh if i
53:44
wasn't thinking of something else i've
53:46
seen it before though
53:47
the uh god yeah no i don't i usually
53:51
just don't have enough time to play rust
53:52
all the time
54:07
okay i'm almost done
54:10
with things that i'm almost done with
54:14
the basics
54:15
[Music]
54:19
and then i shall then let you decide
54:22
what the [ __ ] i'm gonna be doing now
54:24
listen we talked about it last stream
54:26
there was something that i i'd like some
54:28
stuff i haven't done in a while for good
54:29
reason
54:30
like for example every time i get you to
54:32
pick like a lipstick color
54:33
somehow you end up picking like pink and
54:36
sparkly everything
54:38
right from humps but thank you
54:41
who from whompst his hoover i'm guessing
54:44
he wasn't right but like who ended their
54:45
stream
54:48
humps b glitter good no not glitter good
55:01
take me home
55:06
well he didn't raid me but he did end
55:08
stream so the pog champ
55:10
hello badly interviewers
55:23
wait
55:27
sounds the same right oh he [ __ ] did
55:34
why and thank you
55:37
what well that's that's the biggest rate
55:41
i've ever gone
55:42
thank you have you finally painting your
55:45
nails in it badly
55:49
holy [ __ ]
55:52
hey raiders i'm doing a terrible thing
55:56
doing makeup and then they're gonna well
55:59
in a second you guys are gonna try and
56:01
pick what makeup i'm doing what colors
56:02
what anything i've got media share going
56:04
on
56:06
it's should be more moderated than it is
56:11
hey guys well this was an interesting
56:14
time
56:16
hey what the [ __ ] i don't even know what
56:18
to say about that thank you my guy
56:20
thanks thanks og scottish tub man
56:24
hell yeah hold on i'm doing i'm doing
56:26
fake freckles right now
56:28
everything about me dude i'm an imposter
56:31
even my freckles are fake
56:33
all right hello they have all blue names
56:37
really in my show they're fine oh yeah
56:39
oh my god
56:40
yeah that is the biggest shred i've ever
56:42
got thank you that's pretty cool
56:45
i'm glad you know this i did oh yeah
56:49
hey rose love you thx for the big raid
56:52
and hello all
56:54
hey boys and thank you the uh yeah hold
56:56
on i'm gonna be doing this thing
56:58
you guys are fine go help listen battle
57:01
interviews help my chat come up with
57:02
like
57:03
what you're after the real reason is
57:05
some men have brass but no
57:07
gf i even have long ass there too
57:17
[Music]
57:19
chad can we please go with a cute lazy
57:22
day girl look
57:23
we don't need massive bobs and heels
57:25
every time
57:27
pepe hands all right well you guys can
57:29
decide it
57:30
there's now an influx of people that may
57:33
want to see a different
57:34
sheesh i'm an expert at illusion
57:37
i'm essentially a magician i call i like
57:40
to call myself a magician you know when
57:42
uber rides they in they they ask you
57:43
what uh what you do for a living that's
57:45
what i say now
57:46
that's an illusion i can convert a
57:48
regular guy into looking like a uh
57:51
a hot woman that's essentially my best
57:53
talent
57:56
i'm waiting until i can go over to like
57:58
america and i'm gonna
58:00
100 try and do my friend's makeup
58:04
how badly i want to see uh
58:14
i like it i like it i didn't laugh
58:20
i'm a hard man to live oh my god i'm so
58:23
close to being done with this
58:25
okay boys mods i need you again
58:28
here's what i'm gonna need i need a pole
58:31
i need a pole for eye shadow
58:32
what pillows are we gonna try and do
58:35
what the [ __ ]
58:37
[Music]
58:45
[Music]
58:54
kind of slaps where's the like dubstep
58:56
edit of that
58:58
[Music]
58:59
there is stop it and
59:04
[Music]
59:06
deluxe premium silicone oh yeah
59:09
vibrator prostate butt plug fat butt
59:13
[Laughter]
59:16
magnets
59:18
i'm trying to hitchhike tom scott no my
59:20
the ins
59:21
my sweet internet child no you didn't
59:23
say such a thing
59:27
hey pay attention to me here's some
59:29
money
59:30
make me out of context
59:34
i know i just can't imagine him saying
59:36
it and i listened to it just now
59:37
that is a it was a tit yeah that was but
59:39
i didn't get my camera out from time to
59:41
uh to get a picture of the tit
59:42
[Music]
59:44
tom
59:54
[Music]
59:58
okay
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[Music]
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hello
60:15
[Music]
60:21
[Applause]
60:23
oh god oh my god so much worse
60:28
that's like wait you remember it what do
60:29
you mean that it's that
60:31
[ __ ] sounds like heck in you remember
60:34
that don't hug me i'm scared people did
60:35
they do that i feel like that's
60:37
something they would 100 be responsible
60:39
for
60:39
okay okay boys it is now time i need a
60:42
poll mods
60:43
[ __ ] it i'll do it i'll make i'll make
60:45
the poll i want to go on options boys
60:47
i need like five different vibes
60:50
five different color ways i know one of
60:52
them was gonna be like
60:53
orangey red sort of thing i haven't done
60:56
i've left my face kind of like plain i
60:57
haven't done any i should have done any
60:58
lips i haven't got like an outfit
61:00
together
61:01
pink will definitely be one uh
61:05
nude that's kind of what i usually do
61:06
but i'll leave it on there as a thing
61:09
blues okay [ __ ] it let's try okay that's
61:11
enough like
61:12
that's enough like options let's see and
61:15
i'll carry on
61:16
uh red orange
61:20
pinks blues uh
61:25
okay someone else did it i guess
61:28
orangey red pink new blues purple okay i
61:31
was gonna add a difference but okay
61:33
mirror color you mean white
61:39
why can you get eyeshadow but i don't
61:41
think that would look as good barbecue
61:42
flavor
61:44
barbecue flavor eyeshadow why you're
61:47
voting for purple
61:48
i'm not gonna stay in this outfit by the
61:50
way this is i'm going to change outfit
61:53
this is a terrible just okay
61:54
fine this is a terrible decision you've
61:55
made but i'll stick with it but okay
61:58
um purple all right
62:02
all right i should be doing the pulse i
62:05
feel like i should
62:06
emoji look with pink and blues
62:10
pink some blues weirdly enough pink was
62:13
the lowest voted one
62:14
orangy red was the second highest by a
62:16
lot blue was the third
62:18
so i'm not sure no purple please no more
62:21
chat why are you like this i hate you i
62:24
didn't do that
62:26
i wouldn't have included purple if i did
62:28
the poll
62:29
because i know it never looks good okay
62:32
[ __ ] it i'll try and make it work for
62:33
you
62:34
i'll try and make it work for you guys i
62:35
don't know why purple's a big thing
62:37
okay because i've done it so i've tried
62:39
it so many times it's never worked
62:41
but fine i'll try and make it work again
62:43
so here's my idea
62:45
right i'm gonna try and do like a little
62:47
bit of blues
62:48
mixed to a little bit of uh perps you
62:51
know
62:52
so be i'm gonna end up looking like i
62:54
have a black eye though
62:56
or we do something real subtle i'm not
62:59
sure
62:59
like burgundy you're just trying to
63:01
match the color of the shirt that i'm
63:02
probably gonna change out of
63:04
i assume i don't know some old [ __ ] for
63:06
dar germans
63:08
hope you suffer for a few days laughing
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face
63:12
oh god okay i've got the i got the media
63:15
share temporarily paused light purple
63:17
yeah like there is light purple there is
63:20
like this color right
63:22
like lavendary kind of because
63:25
dark purple oof god no it's never gonna
63:28
work i'm trying to think of a thing
63:29
though that
63:30
looked good with it um lavender exactly
63:34
lilac am i thinking of lilac i don't
63:36
know
63:36
the poland of our show okay
63:40
we're not black or nude because black
63:42
looks terrible and nude
63:44
pretty it's pretty much nude eye shadow
63:45
now i mean like for the browns
63:49
maybe black looks terrible on me though
63:51
it's because i've got like hooded eyes
63:52
right so like when i do that
63:54
i don't know if you can really tell but
63:56
my eyes just
63:57
close it my eyelids just fold in you
64:00
can't see any of them so black just
64:02
looks like a line
64:03
anyway
64:07
oh god emo's not gonna work emo would
64:09
never work i can't do any like goth look
64:11
it just does not
64:13
maybe it maybe it's just me i just can't
64:15
physically manage it
64:16
i'm not as talented as a makeup artist
64:18
as i might think i am
64:19
i can't manage it though i would i have
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tried
64:24
don't put purple on light orange what no
64:27
why would i do that i'm not i'm doing
64:28
like uh i'm i'm not doing like a bunch
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though i'm just taking the top one
64:32
purple and light orange holy [ __ ] what a
64:34
look all right
64:36
i have an idea if i did a little bit of
64:37
purple under my eye right and then
64:40
did oh yeah hold on let's see
64:44
i had a thing somewhere on my phone i
64:46
screenshotted
64:52
because of you i finally have more
64:55
confidence and told my friends that i'm
64:57
trans
64:58
oh hell yeah good job i'm dude
65:01
it's it's i'm glad i hope it went well
65:04
i really overwhelmed well for you until
65:07
we do a redo poll
65:08
no no [ __ ] it you settled it if you
65:12
wanted you wanted this
65:13
i'm not redo it let's see if it works
65:15
first
65:16
hr is getting reports of a femme boy
65:19
using purple getting a black eye what's
65:22
going on f1nn
65:23
we're about to find out
65:28
i do actually have like a lilac skirt
65:31
or lavender whatever it is i don't know
65:33
what the color is but
65:35
i have a skirt that in theory should
65:36
match this
65:39
when finn boy talks about his beard
65:41
omega lul
65:45
i will have a beard one day you can't
65:47
stop me
65:53
the peak internet fanboy will have a
65:54
beard i guarantee it
66:00
i'll do that thing where they put like
66:01
glitter in the beard i'll do that okay
66:04
so that's kind of like the
66:05
idea can you guys [ __ ] even see what
66:07
i've done hell no
66:08
okay if i i could i could manage it i
66:12
think i could do it it's doable
66:13
chat this is this is savable i think
66:17
i really think it could work
66:20
if i do this color and maybe like a
66:23
really light pink
66:24
maybe i do mean like basically my skin
66:28
tone though
66:30
like there and i'll do like purple on
66:33
the outside i could do it easy [ __ ] easy
66:34
[ __ ] i
66:35
watch me speed run any percent world
66:38
record new
66:39
new record champion in the making
66:45
you're too cute for goth exactly
66:53
okay
66:56
i think i'm going to try and maybe blend
66:58
that with like a light pink
66:59
at some point but for now oh that's the
67:02
wrong [ __ ]
67:03
that's the wrong color [ __ ] that would
67:05
have goofed me
67:06
uh okay and make sure that's off the
67:09
brush
67:13
oh [ __ ] that's gonna be like um
67:16
i don't know how well it's gonna work
67:26
maybe
67:33
to be honest the uh eyelashes usually
67:36
save
67:36
most looks so i'm kind of really relying
67:40
on them for this as well
67:45
now watch my children as the makeup
67:47
artist goes to work i'm a makeup guru i
67:49
will take over there's a new spot open i
67:51
heard james charles is out the picture
67:54
you know what that is not bad as like a
67:57
really light thing
68:06
that's not the worst actually
68:10
that's not the worst right this could be
68:12
okay it's the last time that i'm gonna
68:14
have the like the long hair and the
68:15
eyelashes so
68:17
i'm actually okay with this i can do
68:20
some decent eyeshadow for once
68:22
this could actually look okay i think i
68:24
don't know what the heck i'm gonna do
68:25
for lipstick though
68:27
i have no idea like a pinkish tint with
68:29
in the light yeah a little bit it looks
68:30
a little bit more pink
68:34
and go over it a little bit more
68:39
there's a little bit more there a little
68:41
bit darker i guess
68:47
i'll i'm uh i feel like i'm looking
68:50
looking good looking fly you know what i
68:52
mean should i keep
68:54
maybe eyeliner use white island okay i
68:56
do have
68:57
white uh eyeliner right but uh i'm like
69:00
really tempted to actually try doing the
69:02
inner eye i've never done it before
69:04
though
69:05
and it ah it scares me i can't lie it
69:07
really does scare me
69:09
should i try it [ __ ] it
69:12
it's worth it hey again i love every
69:15
part of your body people watch me poke
69:17
myself
69:17
and i would say beget and tile dinos
69:20
corpus
69:23
oh yeah i'm gonna pretend to know what
69:24
that means hopefully it means
69:26
i love every part of your body what the
69:28
[ __ ]
69:30
[ __ ] i'm gonna poke myself in the
69:31
eyeball ah
69:33
okay right uh i need do i have health
69:35
care yes okay let's find out let's try
69:37
it
69:39
i'm gonna die i'm gonna die right now my
69:41
guy i'm gonna die right here right now
69:43
i'm
69:43
i'm in fear i'm trembling
69:48
what i'm gonna die i'm gonna die oh okay
70:03
oh i'm like my eyes are watering do you
70:05
see my eyes watering holy [ __ ]
70:09
don't like you
70:13
i can't do it like you like touching i'm
70:16
like oh my god
70:18
i'm gonna go blind death by elana yeah
70:19
it's called crying i've never heard of
70:21
it
70:23
make sure that like okay
70:33
holy [ __ ] i kind of did it i kind of did
70:35
it i kind of did it you can barely tell
70:40
i kind of did it no i need to
70:44
reabsorb my tears though a little bit
70:46
but i kind of did it though you can't
70:47
tell
70:50
please don't lose an eye
70:56
no
70:58
i kind of did it though i kind of did it
71:00
though you can't tell
71:01
i don't think can you can you tell that
71:04
i did it
71:07
can you tell you know what i did it i
71:09
did it i did it does my eyes look better
71:11
now cry in reverse
71:13
did i do it lashes look so good thank
71:14
you i think i did it i think i nailed
71:16
that
71:17
oh i hate it i hated that though
71:20
are you trans or just a fanboy just a
71:22
fanboy
71:23
i got it right this time finally said
71:26
that sentence correctly
71:28
girl voice practice part two yeah i love
71:31
the latches hell yeah i got them
71:32
actually they're like proper
71:34
lashes lashes too they're like done at
71:36
well someone did them they would have
71:38
been done at a place but
71:39
i'm lazy and they came to me usually
71:42
anyway
71:42
but yeah they're like eyelash extensions
71:44
is what i'm trying to say anyway
71:46
really good though i would recommend
71:48
them if you don't mind constantly
71:49
feeling like there's something on your
71:51
eye
71:52
you know what i mean it kind of works
71:54
kind of sometimes doesn't though
72:02
shall i re-enable media show now that
72:03
i've got the hang of this or i've
72:08
honestly i'll judge it based on the
72:10
first media shirt see if we if this is
72:12
funny i'll let them i'll let them keep
72:14
going
72:16
[Music]
72:21
that's enough of that well
72:25
we have our answer oh my god i'm glad
72:28
the next one was a spider that's
72:30
disgusting
72:31
look at this [ __ ] i'm gonna turn on but
72:33
for your own safety if you don't like
72:35
spiders it's gonna be
72:37
actually no i'm not i'm gonna i'm gonna
72:39
save you from this this is terrible i'm
72:40
not gonna turn it on
72:41
gross spider gross gross terrible spider
72:44
not good
72:45
let me make sure it's pause yeah i
72:46
[ __ ] hate spiders okay
72:50
oh new people do you want to hear my
72:51
thing hair removed by laser indeed
72:53
do you want to hear my story about
72:54
spiders new people
72:57
do you want to hear my terrifying story
72:59
about a single spider he's dead
73:01
i called him brian i renamed him brian
73:04
yes okay
73:05
listen so if you've ever had vr
73:08
you had vr chat you ever played in vr
73:11
it's kind of disorientating when you
73:13
take it off it's kind of like holy [ __ ]
73:14
was i here the entire time sort of thing
73:17
yeah you get the feeling you kind of
73:19
lose all semblance of what's going on
73:21
in you know reality in normal reality
73:25
so also there's that [ __ ] annoying
73:28
cable right
73:29
comes right down off your headset kind
73:31
of you can feel on your back sometimes
73:32
you feel on the
73:33
on your foot you trip over it you know
73:34
it's really annoying so when i was
73:35
playing vr one day like off camera
73:37
everything like that was like
73:38
1am uh i felt that cable again on the
73:42
back of my leg
73:43
and i was like god damn i kicked it off
73:45
the way right whatever moved off the way
73:47
oh and then and then immediately after
73:49
kicking off my thing i felt it go back
73:50
onto my foot again
73:54
so this time i took my headset off
73:59
whole ass spider on my goddamn
74:03
foot holy [ __ ]
74:07
that i and it died really quickly i made
74:09
sure to exterminate that thing real
74:12
quick and listen i don't have the mental
74:14
fortitude to make sure they live and
74:16
take them outside you know the thing
74:18
that people do
74:18
when they put them in a cup no if i knew
74:20
that a spider got in it can get in again
74:22
you know that's why do i usually never
74:26
leave those windows open but they're
74:28
open now because it's so hot in here
74:31
but then again i do have that effect um
74:33
but yeah no i don't i i
74:35
very rarely open my windows now because
74:37
of this terrible terrible thing this
74:39
traumatic experience that i had as a
74:42
adult
74:49
my god
74:54
oh yeah yeah clean room equals no spider
74:58
that is incorrect
74:59
if you know anything about spiders they
75:01
will stick around through anything
75:02
hey penguin heart finn you look
75:04
beautiful as always
75:06
thanks for the thousand bits that's so
75:07
nice of you and thank you i
75:10
purple this is the first time purple
75:11
actually works
75:15
i might i might be becoming a supporter
75:17
of purple actually
75:18
after this if this looks good
75:22
oh [ __ ] i just realized i didn't do any
75:24
blending on this one i forgot i did like
75:26
a light pink before on the other one
75:29
okay right
75:39
oh okay [ __ ] it's not bad
75:44
dude this isn't even that bad okay you
75:45
know what i've got a thing let me show
75:46
you what i'm gonna do right look at this
75:48
one
75:48
take my ballot give me a sec look what
75:50
i've got
76:00
[Music]
76:01
in the drawer for so long i almost drank
76:03
a friggin spider that crawled in my
76:06
cup this morning just felt something on
76:09
my lip that doesn't belong in water and
76:12
spit everything back
76:14
for the best left it to dry in the sink
76:17
and then put it out
76:18
in the plants still a spider bro
76:23
i almost drank a spider that crawled in
76:25
my cup just felt something on my
76:32
lip
76:34
oh my god and you kept on living you
76:38
voluntary allowed it you've allowed it
76:41
to live
76:41
afterwards oh my god
76:46
no no not even what not even
76:49
slightly no god no thank for the tier
76:52
three serve for two months by the way
76:53
chucker
76:54
but no skirt and corset oh we'll get
76:58
we've got two horses to choose from but
77:01
what the [ __ ] purple looking pog i kind
77:04
of agree this is the first time i've
77:06
ever agreed that purple looks good on me
77:07
but
77:08
it do it's just that i'm so
77:10
overwhelmingly
77:14
attractive
77:20
oh yeah what is all heck let's stop
77:23
talking about spiders i agree
77:24
awful anyway god i'm reading chat i
77:29
don't even want to read that comment out
77:30
loud to you that like genuinely made me
77:32
gag
77:33
um anyway okay i'd call the eyeshadow
77:36
done
77:37
in my opinion i haven't done anything on
77:39
the inner lid but like i don't even feel
77:41
like i need to it's kind of good
77:43
anyone hear part of the x-men i just
77:45
joined the club
77:48
hell yeah hell yeah that's cool i'm
77:52
i'm happy for you god damn dude
77:55
there's now that i'm thinking about
77:57
merch and [ __ ] dude imagine doing like a
77:59
transformers
78:00
or x-men like merchandise thing right
78:02
that would be fun
78:03
finn penguin
78:06
but dude don't be so sick i'm doing
78:08
eyeshadow a little bit more
78:10
like higher up so you can see it
78:16
solid all right let me do the inner eye
78:18
thing of this so
78:19
does this eye look better than this eye
78:21
right now because this one looks a
78:22
little bit bigger because of the white
78:24
eyeshadow
78:24
white eyeliner i opened it backwards
78:27
what do you think
78:29
because i do i should i do it again let
78:31
me try the inner eye shadow again
78:33
or eyeliner again
78:36
okay this is harder this on my other eye
78:51
ah my god
78:54
dude that's okay dude you know that one
78:56
sniper mission semper fi
78:58
holy [ __ ] where you have to hold your
79:00
breath and shoot that guy in modern
79:01
warfare 2.
79:03
i felt like that like you know you hold
79:05
your breath down the sniper
79:06
and it's just still and then it's like
79:08
go you know that
79:09
exactly what that was ah
79:12
that was bad is it worth it
79:16
i hope so i'm gonna try that again
79:20
oh my god
79:23
that better be that should better be
79:25
worth it oh my god this this better
79:27
looks so good
79:31
this is easy i've done this so many
79:34
times
79:38
doing the inner corner just a little bit
79:40
of highlight
79:44
it just brings the look together you
79:48
know
79:53
okay oh i'm gonna cry accidentally
79:58
country roads take me home
80:03
to the place i'll belong
80:08
[Music]
80:11
blue ridge
80:18
life is old there
80:21
i've missed my beat trees
80:25
and you're right yes i do have a lyric
80:27
sheet you [ __ ] it's a thing
80:29
people were saying oh i had to look up
80:31
lyrics yes i did because weirdly enough
80:33
i don't know how to pronounce shannon
80:36
dola
80:36
like it's a thing i don't know i'm not
80:38
from america
80:39
all right so i should have done
80:42
oh cringe how dare you i know the
80:44
majority of the lyrics all right
80:46
eyeshadow done
80:47
lips i have no idea what you want to do
80:49
for this it's now up to you
80:52
i submit myself to you i i you know i
80:54
trusted you with the purple eye shadow
80:56
and you kind of pulled through
80:58
go what what do you think say it's not
81:01
gonna
81:02
i'm just not gonna do black i'm just not
81:05
we don't even need to do purple actually
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because the uh
81:08
we don't even need to do lips i mean
81:10
because look
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this is a pretty light skirt you know
81:15
like imagine with the skirt right if we
81:18
wear this skirt i'm assuming we want to
81:20
wear this i
81:20
i want to wear this skirt because you
81:21
know it's like you know and nude like
81:24
lip gloss or something
81:25
oh i'm kind of you know [ __ ] it i kind
81:28
of agree with that
81:29
yeah okay we'll do that all right let's
81:31
do that like in like a
81:33
light very light uh nude lip gloss sort
81:35
of thing okay
81:37
solid i agree with that okay next
81:40
do you want to keep the [ __ ] or do you
81:42
want to what do you want it's probably
81:43
going to be paired with this thing what
81:45
do you think
81:46
what do you think what are your thunk in
81:48
chat
81:50
here's a quick thing
81:54
change of [ __ ] what two if we were gonna
81:55
change it what two
81:57
no keep [ __ ] different shirt keep [ __ ]
82:00
oh you're like split down the middle
82:02
okay solid lips
82:06
colored lips
82:10
that's just like what the uk people do
82:11
what they just you know can see little
82:13
foundation lips i think it is
82:14
crop top why
82:18
so uh we can
82:22
but then bear with me
82:25
then you wouldn't do a corset right no
82:27
corset if you do that no white or black
82:29
corset no corset if there's a crop top
82:33
you got to think of it think
82:33
strategically you know
82:36
uh let me see i definitely have
82:40
something it's like crop topic but
82:45
white like a white shirt corset dude
82:48
it's you're so split okay i need to do a
82:50
poll you'll
82:52
insanely split down the middle with this
82:53
you cannot agree
82:55
okay let me do a poll for this first
82:58
course of course it caught okay i saw
83:00
like four courses in a row
83:02
choose i'm gonna do
83:10
okay go go check go go check go go check
83:13
go go check go go chat to go
83:15
go go you can do this choose what do you
83:18
think
83:18
oh my god i might be right that it's
83:20
split okay no
83:22
74 percent oh it's going down i wish i
83:24
could screenshot it oh i can do look at
83:26
this
83:26
okay watch this [ __ ] oh i can't [ __ ] it
83:29
okay
83:29
i uh i can't screenshot but yeah no okay
83:32
74
83:33
is for the corsair in the shirt i don't
83:34
think it's gonna lose its lead right now
83:36
crop tops coming in kind of hot it's
83:39
bringing in a little bit of change
83:41
occasionally we see corset and shirt
83:43
drop down 73
83:44
but it is gaining a lot of ground again
83:46
we might even see it pulled 75
83:48
but i'm not sure it seems to remain even
83:50
at 26 point for crop top 74
83:53
it moves to 73 percent cropped up going
83:55
to a 7 27 lead
83:57
or not lead it is gaining ground
84:01
who knows what it could be next could we
84:03
see it 72 percent 26
84:05
who knows either way coursing in shirt
84:08
seems to be the victory here
84:10
victorious here there we go we ended off
84:12
73
84:13
for corson shirt okay now we've got that
84:15
decided what do you think
84:18
what do you think we should do for the
84:20
shirt what color shirt this shirt change
84:23
shirt white shirt gotta be white
84:25
i kind of agree and don't know a shirt
84:27
for it though
84:28
six month white shirt i kind of do agree
84:33
okay i'm gonna go try and find a white
84:35
shirt in the meantime
84:37
please enjoy country roads by
84:41
minecraft notch
84:46
finn please do a crop top pepe hands
84:50
no i got no i but it's
84:54
thank you for the hundred dollars
84:55
mustache but they voted
84:57
and i've gotta go he paid i know but
85:00
like
85:00
we gotta okay listen i'm gonna go get a
85:02
[ __ ] please enjoy while i well i give
85:04
you some options
85:05
okay we'll see we'll see oh [ __ ] oh wait
85:09
wait let's do this
85:13
have fun enjoy
85:28
do it
85:39
[Music]
86:18
you're gonna be a star damn right
86:25
[Music]
86:48
virginia
86:57
i've got him good job chad you did so
86:59
good i'll give you a round of applause
87:01
good job chad you're very talented
87:02
singers i
87:04
keep imagining all your voice in
87:05
text-to-speech but that is fine
87:07
all right so i got a couple shirts one
87:10
of them the the shirt that i've got
87:11
that's white that's a full shirt
87:13
is really see-through now looking at it
87:16
like it's so thin
87:18
like can you i feel like you can see me
87:20
right now can you because i can see you
87:21
can you see me you know you can can you
87:25
i can see you uh and then there's the
87:28
and then there's a crop top which is
87:30
you know the classic you know it's a
87:32
crop top but it just looks like a
87:34
[ __ ] bra
87:35
a little bit so i don't know i don't
87:38
know what do you want from me
87:39
what do you want from me and no i'm
87:42
gonna be wearing a bra so you won't see
87:43
any nips
87:44
um but you know it is a thing it is a
87:47
thing that i'm
87:48
worried about room's clean i don't know
87:51
what you're talking about
87:55
what do you think i will give you guys a
87:58
re-vote now that you've seen it
88:00
chat mods please add you muds
88:03
go i would like to see a reformed
88:06
one oh my god stop the count no start
88:10
the count mods please
88:11
cropped up on regular shirt mods
88:13
initiate it
88:14
crop double [ __ ] i want to see i want to
88:17
see what people thunk him
88:18
certain corset so there is a shirt i
88:20
will pair it with a corset if we do a
88:22
cropped up we cannot
88:23
so you got to remember that
88:27
what think bra shirt or long shirt you
88:30
guys are
88:30
why do you not know how to title things
88:35
long shirt includes corset i need to do
88:37
all the polls from now on
88:39
mods please
88:42
okay third option both how
88:45
uh you're impossible look long shirt
88:48
see-through long shirt comes with option
88:50
of corset or comes with corset it is so
88:52
50 50. it is legitimately 54 it's 49.51
88:56
right now
88:58
i don't know why you've titled this bra
89:00
shirt because it ain't but either way
89:02
okay it's within four votes
89:05
one vote two votes
89:10
four votes again long shirt it seems to
89:12
be no like it's pulling back again it's
89:14
the exact same
89:15
501 513 long shirt is in the lead by one
89:18
by two votes
89:20
browse shirt is now pulling it
89:23
dude by two votes
89:26
by two votes on the last little push
89:30
it pushed it over the edge and
89:31
everyone's screaming no and
89:33
rigged my guy how would that even have
89:36
happened
89:39
okay so i i don't even know how to solve
89:43
this conundrum
89:44
um we've got like
89:48
i don't even know how to solve this
89:50
conundrum
89:52
i feel i have to reverse mustache's
89:55
influence
89:56
shirt and corset
90:02
i don't know it's the mail in ballots
90:04
why are you going again
90:06
cropped up dum-dums corset and shirt
90:09
okay
90:10
so now it's appropriately labeled
90:12
they're doing another poll
90:13
and i looks like the donations influence
90:16
has actually done something
90:17
we're now sitting at 69 percent for
90:20
their corset 69
90:22
tell you nice crop top is sitting at 31
90:26
obviously maths 550 votes for the corset
90:30
already that already beats out what it
90:31
was
90:32
it might hit yep 670 30 it's looking
90:35
like the shirt's gonna take it
90:37
now that you've titled it right illegal
90:40
pole
90:41
rigged i don't know i'm glad that we've
90:43
now come to a
90:45
it's not unanimous though i don't know
90:47
how the [ __ ] we went one
90:48
one one and then another one the other
90:51
one one now it's this one again 71
90:53
for the corset and [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
91:00
okay you know what we'll do in the
91:01
meantime well i'm while i'm waiting on
91:03
chat to level out
91:04
i'm gonna find out how the [ __ ] this
91:06
works because it's
91:08
not it's there's no tutorial
91:11
um it smells not good though it smells
91:13
like um
91:17
i don't know what that smells like it
91:19
smells like you know factory you know
91:21
what i mean
91:21
oh yeah i will donate 300 if you do the
91:24
crop top
91:26
well there's only one way to know that
91:28
as truth
91:29
is it leather it's not leather but it's
91:31
made of steel and
91:33
like kevlar dude like i can't describe
91:36
this in any other way
91:37
other than it feels like it's
91:38
bulletproof
91:41
crop top
91:51
well
91:56
thank you for the donation uh that's
91:59
really interesting because
92:00
i happen to see prop top winning on the
92:02
last vote i think i misspoke
92:05
um i promise i'm not into bribery
92:08
uh corruption i'm not corrupt i'm no i'm
92:10
not i'm not corruption
92:12
but the guy's got a good point
92:17
i haven't had a better argument in all
92:19
fairness
92:22
what day is it today what day of the
92:23
week is it is it friday i feel like it
92:25
might be friday or saturday
92:27
oh it's tuesday oh he's back
92:33
okay
92:36
i am i'm conflicted i'm really
92:40
conflicted a thousand
92:43
dollars is a good argument it is it
92:44
really is so i i
92:50
the guys got a good point you know it
92:53
does
92:53
crop i've heard crop tops are in it is
92:55
hot girl summer after all
92:57
you know i've heard that is [ __ ] that
92:59
is straight up a bra
93:00
oh my god i've heard they're in this
93:02
season you know this fashion season
93:05
um i've heard that it's a good idea
93:08
oh sugar baby oh my that guy responded
93:11
by the way crop top courses are you're
93:13
beautiful
93:13
either way but for the love of peace
93:16
it's the last day before break please do
93:19
a braid
93:20
and where are those leather pants what
93:23
are their pants i don't think i own them
93:25
wait [ __ ] which way round is this it's
93:27
this way around
93:27
that way definitely crop top mustache
93:32
can have it okay [ __ ] it i'll get
93:34
changed into this luckily enough a crop
93:36
tops either change out
93:37
if you guys really hate it but for some
93:38
reason i don't think you will
93:40
so let's do one more
93:42
[Music]
93:45
corset won the vote you all accept the
93:48
squeeze
93:50
dude i don't know what to do about this
93:54
i don't know what to do about this
93:56
situation at all okay
93:58
fine i'm gonna do i'm gonna do cropped
94:00
up let's grades be pretty pop
94:02
may bring money have fun with the
94:05
nice calming country roads experience
94:08
thank you
94:10
mr moustache has spoken you must obey
94:13
i agree have fun chat i'm gonna get
94:18
changed into
94:20
[Music]
94:31
i'll this you a poll after the fact okay
94:34
i'll get changed and then we'll do yet
94:35
another poll all right
94:37
[Music]
94:43
i am just dressing up for you so maybe
94:45
we'll do like an hour
95:17
[Music]
95:26
is
95:29
[Music]
96:36
yesterday
96:38
thank you
97:32
hello boys it me again
97:35
welcome to my stream where i am i feel
97:38
essentially naked now this is great this
97:41
is so fun and exactly what i was after
97:44
this is like
97:45
exactly what i thought would happen when
97:47
i go when i get into this stream all
97:48
right
97:51
so now we've got this i'm i'm i am
97:54
dressed
97:55
i'm just giving you guys a second or so
97:57
to you know
97:58
process what you've done so you so you
98:01
know right
98:02
so you know what's going to be happening
98:04
uh
98:05
essentially okay right damn i think i
98:09
predicted the future with my last media
98:11
share kekw
98:13
but the fart chair the was the fart
98:17
chair i don't know what your last
98:18
meeting is the last one was the
98:20
departure
98:21
okay ready three
98:24
two one hit me i
98:28
am dressed i am here it me
98:31
hello what is up gamers this is what
98:34
you've asked me for
98:35
pride lion pride lion pride lion pride
98:38
lion pride lion
98:43
we did it i am the manliest of men
98:46
um no one can i am the top pvp
98:49
champion in minecraft and roblox i am
98:52
the olympia i am the
98:53
world record holder of weightlifting
98:56
i'm great uh and i also make a very
99:00
i feel so like dude
99:04
oh my god i i can't describe the feeling
99:07
of like i am not used to wearing crop
99:09
tops
99:10
i feel so [ __ ] like
99:13
i i don't know what to do with myself
99:15
anymore
99:17
i can't the [ __ ] am i supposed to do
99:20
with my arms
99:21
do i i don't know what i do
99:24
you're very good thank you thank you
99:25
chad thank you chad you need a bit of
99:27
foundation on
99:31
right are you spotty shut up i hate you
99:33
all right
99:34
this this is this is as good as we're
99:36
getting this is great this is this is it
99:39
i [ __ ] can't skirt go spinny skirt do
99:42
go spinny but like you know i don't have
99:45
any dye highs on but i feel like i
99:47
should you know
99:48
i've got like a pair of shorts under
99:50
this as well so it's fine
99:52
but anyway there is that
99:56
woohoo of course it on top really you're
100:00
interested
100:01
you're welcome also i now regret this
100:04
decisions because my heart hurt
100:07
pepe hands
100:11
wait you regret it you regret that is it
100:14
you
100:14
you would rather have like the corset
100:16
and everything
100:18
i mean okay we could do you want to try
100:20
the corset on top it'll kind of
100:22
create the illusion of a full shirt
100:24
though but it'll still be like
100:26
top will be cropped i guess
100:29
i'm too down bad
100:32
we could do the corset as well it's
100:34
voted so many
100:36
keep the crop top do you want to do like
100:38
course it over it
100:40
we could do i'm down
100:45
shall we well let me tense my abs
100:48
there we moment of man okay
100:52
how about the black corset do you think
100:53
black would work
100:55
you know you're a guy identify as a guy
100:57
big pp
100:58
so you could just go shirtless oh that's
101:01
true
101:02
i could straight up just show nip right
101:04
now it'd be fine
101:05
so is that true on twitch i don't know
101:08
if that's true on twitch
101:09
maybe i don't know i think the white
101:12
corset would look
101:14
better okay right blind does not match i
101:17
know i don't okay yeah we'll do white
101:18
okay got it
101:19
do you want to keep going through okay
101:21
listen i need to learn
101:23
give me the [ __ ] thing i need to
101:24
learn how to actually do this up first
101:27
okay because while i believe i know how
101:31
to do a corset
101:32
um i i don't
101:36
i really want to believe i do but i i do
101:39
not
101:40
okay [ __ ] i gotta like unlace it right
101:42
it's an underbust corset yeah so in
101:44
theory it should
101:45
work i guess it could just slot under
101:47
there
101:48
you know don't do the corset on top it
101:51
can hurt
101:51
wait what it can hurt you if you want to
101:54
really
101:55
put on the course wear a real shirt wait
101:57
what do you mean
101:59
that's not how that would work people
102:01
wear corsets on the skin it's just like
102:03
this one's just not like any don't put
102:05
it directly on skin
102:06
i could i do have a shirt for it so i do
102:09
have a shirt that could go under it so
102:11
if
102:12
my safety instructors chat tell me not
102:14
to put it directly on skin
102:16
i do have a shirt for it like underneath
102:19
it
102:20
which i always do but i always just did
102:22
that because it was like comfy
102:23
not because like i thought it was unsafe
102:25
is that true
102:27
because now i i i don't know whether how
102:29
much i trust chat's opinions but for
102:30
some reason i feel like they're right on
102:32
this one
102:33
mainly because i've sort of been doing
102:34
it
102:36
okay let's do that i'm like loosening
102:39
this
102:40
because this is like i don't remember
102:42
what size it is but i'm i think i got
102:44
the size small
102:46
and i don't know what size i actually am
102:49
i might be medium
102:51
okay let's see okay
102:56
that looks small but let me just see
102:57
whether it like actually
102:59
goes around me i don't think it's gonna
103:02
hold on
103:02
yeah i need to loosen that a bit more
103:04
yeah okay
103:06
i need to loosen that a little bit more
103:07
but there's so much [ __ ] loose rope
103:09
with it
103:10
it's safe as long as it's fitted for you
103:12
it ain't but it's
103:14
it's a you know it ain't i got nothing
103:17
for that
103:18
okay let's loosen loosen and then loosen
103:22
that
103:22
loosen this solution that loosen this
103:24
loosen this loosen that
103:25
you know what's a good show on netflix
103:27
love love love sex
103:29
robots i've been watching that [ __ ] it's
103:30
cool i've been thinking about it okay
103:32
right i think i'm good with this don't
103:35
like super tight in it i never do
103:36
well yeah i have sometimes down
103:40
chat down bad chat's down horrendous
103:44
okay all right let's see that's
103:47
pretty loose okay ready
103:51
let's find let's find out if this is
103:52
gonna work can i give you back to
103:54
the old [ __ ] no no block version of
103:57
country roads
103:59
or should i do you want a different one
104:01
now i kind of wish that other songs had
104:03
like muse
104:04
like things to them what about take on
104:05
me i
104:07
will i dude i will clap for you if you
104:09
know take on me
104:11
all right let's see this i'm not going
104:13
to continue media share because i don't
104:15
know i moderate it so if i'm away then
104:17
anyway okay ready i'm going to let you
104:19
listen to take on me i guess
104:21
do you know the lyrics to it let's find
104:23
out while i try and
104:24
fit this baby
104:51
[Music]
104:54
but yes you know the lyrics to this
104:56
there's no way you do
104:59
you i guarantee you you're just gonna
105:01
cat jam until it gets to the bit where
105:03
it says take on me
105:07
and then you're okay take on me
105:16
[Music]
105:25
[Music]
105:37
[Music]
105:47
[Music]
106:09
i knew it i know you go
106:12
mining away really you just know the
106:15
minecraft remix
106:17
[Music]
106:19
multiple people mining away oh [ __ ]
106:23
god my community
106:30
[Music]
106:52
me
106:57
[Music]
107:06
do
107:08
oh my god this course is so annoying i
107:11
might need to delay this more
107:25
[Music]
107:38
[Music]
107:45
[Music]
107:53
[Music]
108:03
holy [ __ ] that was cool
108:06
well done oh you know what you've got
108:07
more lyrics than i thought you would
108:09
i had less hope but you know i'm now
108:13
doing this
108:14
what the [ __ ] is this oh my god
108:18
i thought that was like
108:20
[Music]
108:23
if the inside of the corset is quite
108:25
smooth you can wear it without anything
108:27
under it
108:28
well either way it might be a bit
108:30
uncomfy
108:32
if it is a new corset don't tighten it
108:34
afar
108:35
until it is broken informed your body
108:38
that can and will do damage
108:40
[Music]
108:44
i shot
108:46
[Music]
108:57
i i'm almost kind of impressed with how
108:59
far you guys are getting into this
109:14
i'm just listening to you lyrics you
109:16
guys know a lot of the lyrics okay
109:18
[Music]
109:26
chats
109:27
[Music]
109:40
do
109:47
[Music]
110:22
do
110:23
[Music]
110:50
do
110:51
[Music]
111:00
[Music]
111:18
laughs
111:25
[Music]
111:28
[ __ ] you guys i'm on google lyrics
111:36
this is so good i'm just taking my time
111:39
now it's just fun to listen to you guys
111:49
[Music]
112:21
[Music]
112:27
i don't even want to come back i'm done
112:28
i don't even want to come back to camera
112:30
because i'm just like looking at this
112:37
[Music]
112:42
[ __ ]
112:53
i'm gonna put me on in the corner
112:55
because i think i'm less of a victim
113:07
ah good job chat it's the solo well done
113:12
i'm really impressed with you actually
113:15
that's so good
113:16
well done there's a little bit left
113:28
[Music]
113:36
oh well done
113:44
well done chat well done all done
113:47
[Music]
113:53
good job well done well done
113:56
you did great you did so good the last
113:59
two minutes of that i was just sitting
114:00
here
114:01
that's well done you did it chad i'm
114:03
proud of you way to go
114:05
that was so cool all right yeah i'm done
114:08
i put a course that i'm in the meantime
114:09
while you were singing an anthem
114:11
but yeah look at that i have a small
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small vice now
114:14
wow and it's actually a lot more comfy
114:17
than the old one like
114:18
way more comfy so yeah i have been
114:22
i presumed that i have had a shitty
114:24
corset
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forever and i i haven't worn it in like
114:28
weeks now
114:29
but yeah no i can tell this is like
114:32
yeah no this is how it's supposed to be
114:35
twelve oh god
114:37
small ways pretty fast indeed and
114:40
no hips at all but like
114:43
you know pretty decent pretty okay not
114:46
bad
114:47
not the worst
114:50
oh yeah bigger bob maybe
114:54
but anyway it's cool this is neat
114:57
i have just my giant take off socks no
115:00
i don't have any i mean i should but i'm
115:02
not to show you feet i'm going to
115:04
replace them with different socks but i
115:05
don't need like
115:06
are the only ones that match i don't
115:07
know any white ones i just have like
115:09
black ones and they don't match
115:11
pose
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nailed it first try i am the posing
115:19
master
115:20
oh my god yeah no feet today i'm so
115:22
sorry get white thigh eyes
115:24
yeah i i don't know where they are i
115:26
know i own a pair but i don't know where
115:28
they are
115:32
part uh bunny ears and curly hair hey
115:34
what minnie oh god the middle part has
115:36
only worked with the curly hair and i
115:38
don't know how to curl my own hair
115:39
uh i last time i did it was with either
115:41
eda managed to do it
115:43
uh i need to get her back i'll
115:44
technically i'll be in like or being
115:46
stuck home for a little bit at some
115:48
point for like a friend's birthday so
115:51
maybe blow a kiss please
115:55
oh my god my windows are all open
115:59
oh well oh my god is that a wiggle your
116:02
actual hair
116:02
actual hair weirdly like boogie real
116:06
real actual hair you know no wig
116:09
no wig here i'm not wearing a wig but
116:11
they are hair extensions so like my real
116:13
hair goes down to like you see what this
116:15
curly bit there
116:16
that's my real hair and then the rest of
116:18
it extensions
116:19
so makes them longer
116:24
for the neighbor oh god don't say it
116:26
yeah take the socks off
116:27
now no squirty pistol you're a 511 queen
116:32
damn right finally one person gets my
116:34
height correctly
116:36
okay one person gets my height correct
116:38
then stir
116:39
height wonder what wikipedia says now
116:41
there we go
116:42
why now it's added that
116:45
finster height is 511 he is vegetarian
116:49
why why is that an ad why is that an
116:51
addition
116:52
why did someone add that i'm vegetarian
116:54
i mean it's true
116:56
but why but why though
117:00
you underestimate my fast dyslexic
117:03
[ __ ] type for queen
117:06
oh yeah what the [ __ ]
117:10
now i'm just like looking through google
117:12
images oh sorry just google
117:14
is finster a girl guys i've actually
117:17
been a girl this entire time dressing up
117:18
as a boy for youtube
117:19
views i mean
117:22
what what um what is j schlatt's real
117:25
name
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[Music]
117:30
i don't know why it's so funny that his
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name's jonathan
117:34
jonathan schlott he's the
117:38
same age i mean i'm technically younger
117:41
but like
117:41
i was born in 2000 but he's [ __ ] 21.
117:46
what that doesn't make any sense that
117:47
i'm the same age as jay schlatt
117:50
what i thought he's like 35
117:53
you know what does he look like like
117:55
that then
117:59
what oh my god
118:02
hold on no i gotta know if this is real
118:09
this this this guy is the same age as me
118:13
how i thought he was like uh 41.
118:17
you know what i get it [ __ ] it okay he's
118:20
the same age as me i guess
118:21
21. i guess
118:25
oh that's a disturbingly good edit
118:29
that's that's the horrifying why is that
118:32
like that oh the teeth bruh
118:34
who did this who did this to my boy
118:40
it's the facial hair look what like what
118:42
he's 21 i guess
118:44
[ __ ] it he owns a whole all right [ __ ]
118:46
it i just i didn't know that
118:49
how did i not know that
118:54
what did what did jay schlatt do wrong
118:59
did they schleich go to harvard
119:02
stated that he went to harvard oh god
119:06
why is jake like oh i love jay schlatt
119:08
trivia
119:09
is jay schlatt straight i believe so
119:12
because he seems to like girls but he
119:14
makes comments that suggests he has also
119:16
attracted the boys
119:18
so funny to me he's appeared on three
119:20
episodes of level host dating show and
119:22
he's been paired with girls
119:24
nice he has said them some sus things in
119:27
my chat but i i think he has
119:29
said that he's straight so i will trust
119:31
him on that
119:33
and then the last one is jaysha is jay
119:36
schlatt
119:36
a goat
119:40
he is not a goat he is average sized
119:42
goat whose face is around
119:44
okay lack of instagram and twitter
119:46
pictures
119:47
i'm sorry that you were in violation of
119:50
the girl month contract i forgot a lack
119:52
of posts
119:53
i forgot to post please take actions to
119:55
fix this
119:57
i forgot dude i forgot to post the uh
119:59
the the other thing
120:00
i keep meaning to i'm gonna do it now
120:02
[ __ ] it i'll post them on instagram
120:04
i posted my the cat girl thing i didn't
120:06
post it on thingy
120:08
i will work on it i'm working on it now
120:10
okay let me save photo
120:12
okay save photo okay i'll post them on
120:16
instagram
120:17
make it make it read the whole thing
120:21
how did it not read the whole thing it
120:23
read most of it though
120:25
hello sir or mom i am cordially writing
120:28
you from the simp council to inquire
120:30
about your
120:32
lack of instagram and twitter pictures
120:35
we believe that you are in violation of
120:37
the girl month contract with these lack
120:40
of posts
120:41
get a lawyer please take actions to fix
120:43
this
120:44
get a lawyer i want to speak to a lawyer
120:47
before i speak to he looks like that
120:49
because he s
120:50
a really man yeah
120:54
wait was someone in chat going why does
120:55
he look like that i am a i am a man or
120:58
do you mean j
120:59
schlep why does he look like that
121:00
because
121:03
while j you're really accusing me of not
121:06
being that okay listen
121:11
there we go there we go okay post it on
121:15
instagram there we go you're welcome
121:17
you're welcome chat i posted the last
121:18
photos on instagram please go like them
121:20
and everything joshua looks older
121:22
because he's a man
121:24
i a real man i swear to god i
121:28
i'm going to ask his age joe schlatt oh
121:32
god james charles oh [ __ ] i forgot that
121:33
i dm'd him what did i say
121:38
i am the better minecraft makeup
121:40
youtuber
121:43
he didn't respond he didn't respond did
121:46
he add me
121:54
[Music]
121:57
[ __ ] what is his name
122:03
are you 21
122:06
i asked him if he's 21. i shall wait a
122:09
response
122:10
too old for jay schlatt i am the same
122:12
i'm younger
122:14
jay schlatt or jonathan are you 21
122:17
jonathan
122:19
are you 21 john athan
122:22
jonathan you i asked him are you 21
122:25
jonathan
122:27
i will let you i'll let you know
122:30
are you chatting up j schlatt maybe
122:37
maybe slightly
122:38
[Music]
122:43
he did he did go into my chat what did
122:45
he say i'm in love
122:46
or some [ __ ] isn't that true yeah lucky
122:50
there's a thing that he said that's that
122:52
is a thing that this man said
122:53
so you know what i i reserved the right
122:56
you so pretty brub
122:58
didn't remember posting this picture oh
123:00
thank you i'm glad that you agree
123:02
um i think i do look really quite pretty
123:06
you know i think it's good i think i
123:10
look good
123:11
i'm a good looking fella i agree
123:15
scuff ttsb yeah do bee
123:20
i know
123:23
what does he look like a general from
123:24
the 1950s yeah
123:26
it is it's the it's the mutton chops
123:28
right like it gives him that like
123:30
eternal sanders-y look right i like it
123:33
[ __ ] it it's it's a decent look it's
123:35
it's it's his brand
123:37
i think he just needed a brand like
123:38
wolverine you know
123:41
thing can't read what did i [ __ ] say
123:43
what
123:44
what what about it you so pretty bro
123:45
what do you mean what was wrong
123:48
what did i not read what did i read
123:51
wrong
123:52
what
123:55
1850s well yeah i said [ __ ]
123:59
colonel sanders what i'm so sorry didn't
124:01
exist in the
124:02
whatever i'm upset i'm upset by this
124:05
you're you upset me
124:07
okay right anyway hit me media chat oh
124:10
god
124:10
i forgot about that let's see
124:14
let me turn on media share please be
124:17
something good please be something good
124:19
please be something good let's see
124:36
um
124:51
for whatever this is does that say 10
125:06
hours
125:07
is that what that means i think 10
125:11
jakob means 10 hours [ __ ] god
125:15
okay ben men men
125:18
do i love men
125:23
[Music]
125:29
okay okay
125:34
this one for all my beautiful women
125:35
around the world
125:37
all my holiday berries to roger b
125:39
henson's and moniques and
125:40
jennifer hudson and whoopi birds
125:46
beautiful
125:51
[Music]
125:58
how did you find my mixtape i just want
126:00
to know
126:01
like did i forgot to mute my mic
126:11
i agree
126:18
[Music]
126:23
it's the [ __ ] orchestra the orchestra
126:26
behind them
126:28
okay
126:40
[Music]
126:42
me
126:44
[Music]
126:50
[Music]
126:56
those things
127:02
[Music]
127:06
why do you know this is german oh my god
127:08
german
127:11
i mean i know it's german but like i
127:12
mean come on what is it
127:15
i love schnappy this is a part of german
127:24
programming
127:27
[Applause]
127:35
let's go
127:40
[Applause]
127:41
[Music]
127:48
yo that's sick why was that made that's
127:51
so sick though
127:52
the internet in one video yeah my men
127:54
ricardo
127:55
[Music]
128:00
we didn't come here to see you dancing
128:02
that donkey yeah blow your load in her
128:04
face donkey
128:08
[Music]
128:11
jesus [ __ ] christ
128:15
[Music]
128:18
hey rose i'm getting my nails done for
128:20
the first time tomorrow
128:22
i'm very excited hell yeah it's a thing
128:24
it's like
128:25
close is this it's pretty cool
128:27
[Music]
128:28
as long as you don't get them too too
128:30
long like i did very long
128:33
[Music]
128:42
can i put the tail in the box i'd love
128:43
to put the tail in the bottom
128:45
can we do that i'd like to do that oh
128:55
[Music]
129:03
very looking good enjoyed i've seen it
129:05
so many times though
129:07
i cannot laugh at it oh my god
129:13
it comes on the server still
129:16
and
129:21
[Music]
129:28
oh this okay i'm so sorry dutch
129:31
but the german one was so much better
129:34
this is like the bootleg version
129:56
wait i kind of figured out watch this
129:59
did i do it i did it i try to do that
130:01
right i nailed that
130:02
i nailed that wink right i felt like i
130:04
did good with that
130:06
i did right
130:15
[Music]
130:23
my boy they scuffed my spongebob in with
130:26
it as well
130:27
what the [ __ ] it's an animated knock-off
130:29
barney
130:30
dude they genuinely included spongebob
130:32
no way
130:33
not this time not this time
130:36
no not this time is totally made up pure
130:39
fiction
130:40
it's fiction it's fiction we made it up
130:42
we made this one up
130:43
it's a made-up tale it's a total
130:45
fabrication it never happened
130:47
it never happened this one was invented
130:49
by a writer
130:50
not this time i just want to apologize
130:54
for my subconscious
131:05
he's getting more into it as it goes on
131:08
not a chance
131:09
we made this one up it's fiction we made
131:12
up this one
131:13
we made it up on this not this time no
131:16
no no
131:17
not a chance it's fiction we made it up
131:20
i like it i like this guy master chief
131:22
you mind telling me what it is you want
131:24
to eat
131:26
emojis sir the quesarito
131:30
poor favor
131:34
kino fabinho sir thinking is going on
131:39
i just keep remembering the one of like
131:41
the [ __ ] anyway
131:43
[Music]
131:49
media shares [ __ ] dude zoom okay listen
131:53
i get that i am technical holy [ __ ] jay
131:55
schlatt's a zoomer
131:59
i'm a zoomer [ __ ] i know that i am a
132:01
zoomer right i get it
132:03
but like i i i don't as well i do not
132:07
get it
132:07
i don't i'm confused and i'm scared
132:12
what the [ __ ] is this i'm go i'm like
132:15
approving the ones
132:18
monkey this can't be bad monkey
132:26
this was when i did the crop top wasn't
132:28
it
132:29
[Music]
132:32
[ __ ] okay well fine
132:36
[Music]
132:40
jesus [ __ ] christ
132:44
i wonder why these are like tags give
132:47
cropped up please
132:48
do it wait do i want to include this is
132:51
this anime
132:52
is this anime hold on is this anime is
132:55
this
132:56
what i don't like this is this anime is
132:58
this gonna be bad
133:08
[Music]
133:10
is this dragon ball z
133:13
i think i know this show
133:17
no
133:22
[Music]
133:24
oh yeah this guy's the one that's like
133:26
the titan right
133:28
i haven't showed the wall yet
133:37
oh that's okay no it's it is
133:40
but then this one's um the pink haired
133:43
one
133:44
that's uh a stealth oh and [ __ ] yeah
133:48
cause like that's the that yeah that's a
133:49
stolfo
134:04
[Music]
134:10
i got it right stop lying to him i'm
134:13
correct
134:13
you're the yellow head one's from
134:15
re-zero yeah i don't know his name
134:17
though
134:22
death note the uh [ __ ] what's the guy's
134:25
name
134:27
yeah light light yagami from death note
134:29
that's the yellow haired one
134:37
am i gonna get bmca strike for this the
134:40
missile knows where it is
134:41
at all times it knows this because it
134:43
knows where it isn't
134:45
buy some what the [ __ ] no you're wrong
134:48
it's terminator 2 played by
134:50
lenin william i'm gonna dmca strike for
134:54
acting where it is from where it is or
134:56
where it isn't from where it is
134:57
it obtains a difference or deviation the
135:00
guidance
135:01
existential missile the missile knows
135:03
it's alone in the universe
135:05
it knows where it isn't i'm sorry
135:10
oh my god stop trolling i feel like i'd
135:13
know
135:14
naruto and that that guy yellow
135:16
background like green guy
135:18
no this is one of those other ads this
135:20
isn't naruto this is an anime
135:24
i mean this is anime
135:31
that's naruto
135:49
is that nat okay i was this is why i
135:51
don't watch narration
135:54
[Music]
136:00
you know i you know i i've heard this
136:02
real popular show i don't get it though
136:04
i don't get i don't get the pull of the
136:05
show
136:06
i mean i guess the music's good you know
136:09
but uh i i i don't know i always thought
136:12
it was uh japanese
136:14
i think this is like uh dutch or
136:16
something
136:17
i don't know i guess i wouldn't know i
136:19
don't watch it
136:24
lol when's the ohago sub-goal going to
136:28
happen
136:29
i'm super late but someone's looking
136:31
good
136:32
yeah who
136:40
is it me is it me
136:44
it was you buddy it was you yeah it was
136:47
you buddy
136:48
hell yeah it was you buddy you did so
136:50
good all right
136:51
i'm gonna turn off me to share for a
136:52
minute yeah i want it by the way i just
136:55
want to say
136:56
of course it worked real much better
136:58
than last time this is actually like
136:59
much
137:00
better i kind of [ __ ] with this a lot
137:02
the old one would like pinch in right at
137:03
the middle and this one's like
137:05
even evenly spread so that's pretty cool
137:08
it still looks good dude look at that
137:10
[ __ ] [ __ ] all right and it's comfy
137:12
this shit's comfy i'm [ __ ] we need
137:14
more cute rose
137:16
dude i'm too yo you need more [ __ ]
137:19
what
137:20
what sorry
137:24
what cute i don't do cute i do hot
137:27
i do hot and sexy
137:31
[ __ ] yeah dude why does this arm look
137:33
longer than the other one
137:34
doesn't this arm look longer why does it
137:37
look longer
137:38
the [ __ ] anyway do i have longer arms
137:42
which one of these longer i know maybe
137:45
dude i got some [ __ ] guns on me dude
137:47
welcome to the gun show small arms not
137:50
small
137:51
arms a big dude lighting ah
137:54
long arm bro muscle on that arm gets
137:58
used more
138:00
it's the hand i do my makeup with
138:04
you know it takes a lot of like really
138:05
squeezing down in the [ __ ] uh thing
138:08
bazooka arms in deep bro what [ __ ] i
138:10
got whacking power anyone gets knit
138:12
if you get near my my [ __ ] um you get
138:16
near my
138:17
james charles palette you know death
138:21
immediately
138:22
instant knockout i'm the bringer of uh
138:25
evil and death
138:26
that's me whacking power damn right
138:30
oh yeah make up the facials for skin
138:32
care
138:33
indeed this is a lot how i uh you know
138:36
how do you think i
138:38
oh god i can't make that joke bro you
138:40
look fine as hell
138:43
[ __ ] you hell yeah man now this time
138:46
look longer anyway i was weird
138:48
finn has been live for two hours 18
138:49
minutes 48 seconds indeed
138:51
now it's two hours and 19 minutes
138:53
exactly
138:54
you're pretty strong boy yes you can see
138:57
if one arm is longer if you
138:58
uh do an up and down motion with your
139:00
hand trust me i'm a doctor
139:05
didn't work did it now she's built like
139:06
a stick what the [ __ ]
139:08
i'm gonna build like a stick bro i'm big
139:11
look at me
139:12
i'm [ __ ] i got some
139:15
power behind me dude i could you know
139:17
those machines where you hit the like
139:19
the boxing glove thing you punch it
139:21
1000 on that machine dude i'm so good i
139:24
like
139:24
a young floyd mayweather like uh
139:27
a beardless uh conor mcgregor
139:32
buff as [ __ ] dude don't even work out
139:35
i'm just
139:35
like this you know
139:39
if you pretend to pour salt on your
139:40
tongue you can taste it
139:43
really i don't know dude
139:46
is that true is that a true fact
139:50
i'm gonna google it i'm gonna see if
139:52
that's a true fact
139:54
uh if you pour salt
139:59
on your tongue
140:03
why not if you act like
140:06
ah you're pouring
140:10
salt on my tongue
140:13
on your tongue there's a thread on
140:17
reddit about it
140:22
oh you know it does have it has 800
140:24
upvotes it must be correct
140:25
i'll try it i'll try it
140:28
hold on i can only get a good angle one
140:30
sec
140:33
no i don't think it works that well just
140:35
that's a kind of stretch
140:36
i don't think it works that well that
140:39
might be a lie
140:40
i tried it it didn't work
140:49
but thank you for helping thanks for
140:51
showing me that maybe it works for some
140:52
people not with me
140:54
we do a little trolling we do if it's on
140:58
reddit it's true i agree
141:00
i agree
141:03
oh my god this post is from 2010
141:06
i found like the oldest reddit post
141:08
about this
141:12
gekkoloni seared holy [ __ ]
141:15
yeah i found the original reddit post 11
141:18
years ago
141:19
look at this [ __ ] this is where they
141:21
first found the joke
141:22
this is like the it's like reading the
141:24
people that first heard the like chicken
141:26
cross the road joke
141:28
that's nuts
141:35
okay uh what was i doing i was doing
141:37
something
141:38
second oh god let me see what media show
141:41
you've done
141:42
there's like two or three oh they better
141:45
be good
141:46
okay let's see
141:59
[Music]
142:00
thanks for the pasta random dutch man
142:03
winning
142:04
chatters oh my god
142:14
but i must say i've never actually been
142:16
to prison so i had to adopt it
142:18
i don't like people mocking my accent i
142:20
don't like it
142:21
i don't like it i need to golf i hope
142:23
you like it
142:24
i i don't i don't like it bud i just
142:28
told you that you know this [ __ ]
142:29
[ __ ] [ __ ]
142:35
that was good timing
142:38
okay let me go on to my reddit let's see
142:40
if there's something on there
142:42
i i i'm gonna search by new i'm gonna
142:44
quickly
142:45
vet them i you've got a good photo
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well done you got one good photo fing
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grows a beard
142:53
let's go with a [ __ ] mustache you
142:56
legend
142:57
is this just mustache chad
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ah clips clips clips clips clips
143:04
i've been chosen you know rejoice what
143:06
the [ __ ] is this
143:07
when you ask a question during a live
143:08
stream in the stream or answers it ask
143:10
me questions chat
143:11
anything life advice i'll tell you the
143:13
answers to the universe where did it
143:14
first all begin
143:16
ah the singularity baby i got all the
143:18
answers let's go
143:19
are you gay this is starting out badly
143:22
no
143:23
are you my dad i can be introduce me to
143:26
your mother
143:27
um it's just all
143:30
why are you gay uh big peepee indeed
143:33
uh hum how much do you like men they're
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pretty
143:37
cool if you know that you can drink with
143:39
them they're awesome
143:40
but we never i've never once even been
143:42
near one in real life i've never been
143:44
within a meter of them
143:46
we stay away as to not be confused as a
143:48
gay couple at all times you're wonderful
143:50
in business i was once in a hot tub with
143:51
a guy
143:52
what are you doing today just a short hi
143:55
and bye
143:55
before i go to bed
143:59
i am bi oh my god can i adopt you no i
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don't want a kid they're gross
144:09
one want you to crush me with
144:13
hell yeah i'll crush you with my uh arms
144:16
thighs anything
144:17
uh are you by are you by now no
144:20
you are by now question mark no are you
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bi no
144:24
are you bi you were bi no i am
144:27
no not yet no not yet i have not been
144:30
convinced yet
144:31
i haven't seen an attractive enough
144:33
individual and male i haven't seen one
144:35
yet
144:36
why don't you buy i don't know covert or
144:39
corona i say covered
144:41
i haven't said kroner in ages uh [ __ ] it
144:44
move so quickly you're way why are you
144:45
in england birmingham
144:46
are they fake boobs yes they're on
144:48
amazon uh ryan reynolds i agree look in
144:51
the mirror
144:52
oh i've lost it [ __ ] wait [ __ ] where'd
144:55
my mirror go
144:57
i've lost my [ __ ] mirror are you a
144:58
lesbian i like women
145:00
um [ __ ] have you jerked off to yourself
145:03
no i apparently haven't had puberty in
145:06
my [ __ ] voice
145:07
i'm 21. uh how was your day been
145:11
good lesbian i disagree favorite movie
145:15
uh [ __ ] uh chronicle it's a movie
145:19
that's like it's found footage movie and
145:21
it's about dudes
145:22
that get [ __ ] telekinesis it's cool
145:25
it's kind of dark and it's cool
145:27
uh our taco burger i like burgers with a
145:30
bit of crunch to it i don't know what it
145:32
is but i
145:32
like the idea of it ryan reynolds i
145:34
agree do you like anime
145:36
yeah actually a good one is
145:37
assassination classroom [ __ ] feet
145:40
picks
145:40
no but you can definitely find him if
145:42
you look hard enough so is rose straight
145:44
yeah wait [ __ ] i guess no roses
145:47
no no she's not egg i no disagree
145:51
sexuality
145:52
head dirty disgusting heterosexual we're
145:54
awful
145:55
and i speak for our entire species when
145:57
i say we're awful
145:58
but i am one um uh how much were the how
146:01
much were the hair extensions
146:03
a lot uh it's like 700 pounds
146:07
yes really um why do you casually have a
146:10
knife
146:12
i can explain this one without words
146:14
only actions
146:19
techno blade yes he's cool skittles are
146:21
eminem skittles easy cream
146:23
sour cream and chives pringles pretty
146:25
cool uh also the dip's pretty good too
146:27
how do you build con confidence i don't
146:29
know about that but if you want to build
146:30
confidence i guess just do [ __ ] that
146:32
makes you uncomfortable a little bit at
146:34
a time and until you get good at it
146:36
and getting confident just awkward
146:38
people getting good at not being
146:39
awkward am i gay if you like pee pee
146:42
maybe
146:43
uh if you're a guy if you like pee pee
146:44
maybe if you but you could also just be
146:46
into guys and girls i don't know what
146:48
what pronouns he him usually but
146:50
sometimes i don't care
146:51
call me she her here i don't care any
146:53
pets not of my own but up until recently
146:55
i used to have a dog and a cat because
146:57
of
146:57
my parents house after i moved a dog and
146:59
a cat dog was called milo
147:00
that was called eric eric's is a piece
147:01
of [ __ ] bastard uh eric
147:03
milo is great though i like milo a lot
147:05
he barks and warfs him when he sees me
147:07
the first time in a few weeks
147:08
he goes all crazy and he like he bites
147:09
my arm real nice it was cool
147:11
that we have a hug and he wags his tail
147:13
real bad real cool real fast
147:15
favorite makeup brand ah [ __ ] i don't
147:17
know
147:18
uh i have like a uh there's not one
147:21
company that does all the best james
147:23
charles has a good makeup palette
147:24
revolution has a good concealer chanel
147:26
has a good mascara way too much money
147:28
though jeffree star does good lipsticks
147:30
sorry about that one and then the rest
147:32
of it's just random [ __ ]
147:34
sleek has good contour ah [ __ ]
147:37
a peen on the 19th amendment don't know
147:40
what it is not american is this drag
147:42
i don't know jordan peterson oh the boy
147:45
poor guy
147:46
don't know what happened to him clean
147:47
your room we're all lobsters manliest
147:48
car
147:49
uh ford f-150 favorite song uh
147:52
[ __ ] it changes all the time but
147:55
currently my most played song is
147:57
like [ __ ] hot rod by uh day's glow
148:01
uh lip fillers soon probably not
148:05
it's on it's more on the table but it's
148:07
like the last thing that i'd probably do
148:09
god i've been going on for a long about
148:11
long time about this are you god
148:14
in my brain i am i talk to him all the
148:16
time han pride
148:18
yeah pan pro i'm not pan but hell yeah
148:22
pog champ let's go
148:23
any any sexuality agenda's like [ __ ]
148:26
hell yeah buddy
148:27
you go [ __ ] what you want baby if even
148:29
if you don't want to [ __ ] it if you want
148:30
to just be near him hell yeah
148:32
if it's consensual uh why do you dress
148:35
up it's fun i guess and people like it
148:37
and i get a lot
148:38
i got a lot out of entertaining people
148:39
and this is you know i'm [ __ ] i look
148:40
hot i mean come on dude
148:43
[Music]
148:44
this why does boobs hurt they're not
148:47
real i wouldn't know i feel nothing
148:50
nothing uh favorite type of knickers
148:53
that is a very
148:54
like 50 year old british thing to say uh
148:56
boxes
148:57
uh get real bobs no
149:00
latex dress ketchup or mayo combine them
149:03
it's way better
149:04
uh latex dress oh maybe soon
149:07
i don't know thank you the five dollars
149:08
by the way i'm low and thank you for the
149:10
three dollars marcus
149:11
um are they prosthetic no they're bought
149:13
on amazon i can take them out anytime i
149:15
want favorite alcohol
149:16
whiskey on its own if if it's anything
149:19
else if it's like vodka and you mix it
149:20
with stuff then vodka wins
149:22
my least favorite is tequila tequila
149:23
sucks favorite candy
149:25
lion bars are pretty epic but also sour
149:27
american skittles are my favorite
149:29
100 just candy
149:32
crystal meth or cocaine i've tried both
149:34
and i'm on them right now and i can't
149:35
tell the difference
149:36
uh 10 speeds of mountain bikes or
149:38
mountain bikes i don't know
149:40
dude i'm going nuts that question didn't
149:41
even make any sense try glue on bob's
149:43
i won't ever glue anything to me i got
149:45
sticky pants and they stand for way too
149:46
long but they are a thing
149:47
what cheese is the moon made of
149:52
parmesan it's hard uh real hair yes
149:55
indeed it's not my real hair some of it
149:57
is half it is the rest of its hair
149:58
extension would love to see you do
150:00
a stream where you rate or do a tear
150:02
list of minecraft parody
150:05
sparkles he's always if you don't
150:08
include
150:09
fairy tale of sibsco or where's the
150:11
modding api
150:13
you're dead to me if you don't include
150:18
i didn't understand any of the last of
150:19
that what is your waist
150:21
girth i don't know with a corset i feel
150:24
like it's quite low now but i don't know
150:26
what it is usually
150:29
please what are your pronouns he him but
150:30
i also don't care if you say she her
150:32
i really don't care i people call me she
150:35
when i look like this all the time
150:37
i don't mind it never bugs me uh does
150:39
the carpet match the drapes
150:44
yes i have a grey carpet
150:48
and grey drapes look at that grey grey
150:51
curtains
150:52
anyway and then downstairs i have a grey
150:54
uh grey [ __ ]
150:56
thing carpet uh leather or latex
151:00
latex i don't know anything of leather
151:02
my only thing that's
151:04
leather is wallet is my wallet and i
151:05
wouldn't want a latex wallet so i don't
151:07
know
151:09
that would be bad sheesh they match out
151:11
they do indeed you gray downstairs
151:13
i mean yeah there's a great car no my
151:15
carpet's grey upstairs
151:17
like it's it's like in my bedroom and
151:19
stuff it's grey carpet
151:20
anyway uh prefer dresses or skirt skirts
151:24
they're easier you can pair them with
151:25
more [ __ ] black skirt goes with [ __ ]
151:27
everything
151:28
t-o-a don't know what that means
151:30
testosterone or
151:31
and not testosterone testosterone room
151:34
tour
151:35
you can see it all look [ __ ] there's
151:38
the side of the room there's the wall
151:39
and there's the other wall
151:40
it's a small room i live in the uk pure
151:43
extensions do you save the hair for when
151:45
you do them
151:46
again yes i don't need to buy them every
151:49
single
151:50
like week that i get them in and out
151:51
again gamer
151:54
code subscr code eagle at checkout i'm
151:57
not even kidding that's my code for
151:58
gamer subs
151:59
tastes good get the lemon one it's my
152:00
favorite one it's cool genuinely i have
152:02
no reason to remember it's just the best
152:04
one
152:04
in my opinion anyway uh
152:08
that one got deleted real quick um
152:12
can you defeat technoblade in pvp no not
152:14
a 1.8 anyway
152:15
i'd be terrible at that maybe i'd have a
152:17
handle on 1.16 but dream didn't manage
152:19
to
152:20
i don't know probably not thanks for the
152:22
gifted sub
152:23
pog champ i might i'm my hair i'm
152:26
light-headed now
152:28
why are you ignoring me about your car's
152:29
extended warranty
152:33
you know it's funny i did genuinely get
152:35
insurance
152:36
letter in the mail about the subject of
152:38
carpet man the drapes ever try hardwood
152:41
floors
152:42
yes that is hardwood floor how old were
152:44
you when you had your first kiss
152:46
how many people have you kissed
152:50
ah [ __ ] i was
152:54
15 yeah 15 i think i was 15 when i had
152:58
my first kiss
152:59
and then i was like um which might be
153:02
light for a lot of people but i don't
153:03
care that's when it happened
153:04
um how many people have you kissed [ __ ]
153:07
let me just
153:08
uh just two yeah
153:11
uh how many people [ __ ]
153:15
uh
153:18
four no five and two of them were dudes
153:24
now thinking no six and two of them were
153:26
dudes i remember the two i remember that
153:28
though
153:30
i'm listen there's there's there's you
153:33
ever been to a party before you ever
153:34
played spin the bottle
153:36
because i [ __ ] have turns out dudes
153:38
are shitty kisses
153:39
anyway i'm going to stop doing this
153:41
because my head is getting light
153:43
anyway oh my god hi boys we're back i'm
153:47
done giving advice for everyone
153:51
so you are gay no i feel like i can i
153:53
can kiss the homies good night what's
153:55
wrong with that
153:56
oh you've kissed people illusion of
153:59
saintly rose shattered i know
154:01
i'm so sorry i've even seen a
154:04
i've even seen a boob
154:10
one time one time i saw it just for a
154:13
second you know
154:20
uh unsubbed immediately a real one
154:24
pilot
154:28
stuff i'm trying to think of that one uh
154:30
[ __ ]
154:31
like sorrow tv video where he read some
154:34
[ __ ] out he was like um
154:35
please i just want someone to show me a
154:37
boob behind closed door one time
154:40
there was some [ __ ] uh i don't know
154:43
funny though
154:44
data going boo boo boop listen it's fine
154:47
i i'm one of the one of one of the guys
154:50
is
154:50
one of the guys that i i have kissed on
154:52
spin the bottle is getting married soon
154:55
and listen if you're watching i'm sorry
154:57
you're a bit of a shitty kiss
155:02
i'm sorry buddy same age as me but i'm
155:05
sorry dude
155:06
i'm so sorry i see watches these streams
155:08
sometimes
155:09
i'm so sorry i didn't enjoy it it wasn't
155:12
good now the other guy though
155:14
immediately loved it uh he was great uh
155:17
but you were pretty bad um
155:23
they're both terrible then again it
155:25
might just have been me
155:26
yeah i've heard i've heard that my first
155:30
kiss
155:30
not a good one either so i'm beginning
155:32
to think it might have just been me
155:34
i don't think the girl liked it like
155:36
when i don't think she was i don't think
155:38
she was like
155:38
she didn't come out of that experience
155:40
going like oh yeah that's a professional
155:42
right there
155:42
maybe it's because of my first kiss but
155:44
yeah yeah that's how it is
155:48
so that's why rose is les gang the only
155:51
two guys
155:52
she kissed were bad kisses exactly
155:56
see what i mean it can all be made up
155:58
for i just need to find a good kiss
156:03
uh is it any more practice
156:06
do you have a mustache if you have a
156:08
mustache then it's gonna get in the way
156:10
though
156:10
so i'm so sorry
156:14
god this is a terrible source of
156:15
discussion no senpai finn
156:17
you were trying exposed you know
156:23
maybe she maybe she didn't want to oh
156:25
well i mean she leaned into me
156:26
she just didn't enjoy i didn't dude
156:30
i'm like the most socially anxious
156:33
person i feel like i'd be
156:34
dude i don't think i've been the i mean
156:38
other than me being in a relationship i
156:39
don't think i've ever been the very
156:40
first one to initiate a kiss it's just
156:42
[ __ ] awkward i couldn't do it you
156:43
know
156:44
but no i she she she did
156:48
uh she wasn't into woman
156:52
you know my my lipstick got in the way i
156:55
think i think it was because you know it
156:56
was
156:56
yeah not as good the lip gloss
156:59
my lip gloss you know she was like oh
157:01
wow you know didn't like it
157:03
um this convo makes me feel some kind of
157:06
way
157:07
is it the knife twirling in the
157:08
background that also kind of helps
157:12
how do you do your eyebrows mine are so
157:13
crappy any tips you just get a [ __ ]
157:15
tweezer you just kind of go to town
157:17
start off by just like cleaning them up
157:19
and then slowly work your way inwards
157:21
uh just does the guy soon to be wife no
157:24
he kissed you
157:25
yeah she was at the same party i think
157:27
they were dating at the time
157:29
yeah no they definitely would wait [ __ ]
157:32
yeah they don't know they were dating at
157:33
the time
157:34
yeah they were dating at the time i
157:37
think
157:37
they've been dating a while we we knew
157:39
each other for like everything
157:42
[Music]
157:45
should i get the pride converse my
157:47
parents don't know
157:48
yet so that would be fun xd i don't
157:51
think they're gonna
157:52
take a guess and say that you're a and
157:54
say that that might be a thing
157:56
if you if they you know
157:59
but yeah i don't think that they guessed
158:03
just by wearing some shoes
158:04
that are rainbow but go for it uh
158:09
oh i should play a girl on no pixel i'd
158:11
just be need i need to learn the voice
158:13
thanks
158:13
kevlar hell yeah thank you new here
158:15
pronouns he him but
158:17
i don't care about if you call me she
158:18
her if it's more if it is more
158:20
comfortable for you
158:22
to use she her pronouns i don't care i
158:24
don't mind
158:25
would you like a trans girl yeah if they
158:27
if they meet my ex
158:28
my levels of like my standards my
158:31
hotness standards and also my
158:33
uh if they can cook you know what i mean
158:36
they also need to be able to do
158:38
everything for me and cook and clean
158:40
and possibly um
158:43
you know yeah just that they just need
158:45
to kind of do everything for me
158:47
yeah you know i'm pretty easy to date
158:48
low maintenance
158:50
um she can cook she can clean the only
158:53
requirements food
158:54
and hot food and pretty good
158:58
actually good taste indeed anyway uh i
159:01
feel like this is a good point to end
159:02
the stream i am like
159:04
uh squeezed to death in this [ __ ]
159:06
corset uh it
159:07
weirdly yeah i keep mentioning it
159:09
because i haven't like felt a really
159:11
comfy corset before but this is all
159:12
right
159:13
anyway i'm going to end the stream off
159:15
uh f here so sexist slob
159:18
i don't feel like it's sexist to want to
159:20
date a pretty girl
159:21
that will uh do everything for me yeah
159:24
you know it's it's fine
159:27
i don't you know it's fine i just don't
159:30
know how to cook
159:31
i'll starve to death without it you know
159:33
what i mean i just survive off ubereats
159:35
and i feel like it'd be nice
159:37
to uh to to isn't chinese or pizza food
159:40
you know chinese food or pizza for one
159:43
one night
159:44
maybe even try a vegetable for the first
159:46
time anyway i'm gonna end it off here
159:48
is there anyone i should braid but i
159:50
feel like i should pay it on what about
159:51
rambu your game you guys came from uh
159:54
rambu fun oh god man skate of water play
159:56
subnautica
159:57
[ __ ] god i'm not even gonna look at
160:01
his stream if we go raid rambo
160:02
cause like ah yeah i'm not going to go
160:06
to oh sorry i'm not going to go to a
160:07
stream if we go right fundy because the
160:09
dude's playing subnautica and i'm
160:10
[ __ ]
160:11
scared of that [ __ ] uh i'll do a poll
160:14
i'll do a poll for you okay
160:18
who raid rambu
160:21
fondi uh
160:25
puns is that pokemane oh there's minks
160:28
as well
160:29
just a mink i can't actually put a
160:31
proper name and then uh
160:33
because and then freddie
160:36
okay there we go vote vote
160:41
all right who would be just the minks
160:42
freddie rambu
160:44
ran randa boo i spelt rambu's name wrong
160:46
[ __ ] god
160:49
i'm a dumbass sex has been learned to
160:52
cook
160:52
i can make a burrito i'll make a mean
160:55
burrito
160:58
fundy's ending oh thank god
161:01
oh no one voted for puns the poor guy
161:04
you all
161:07
what all right rambo
161:11
rambu rambu minx just bake a cake oh my
161:14
god you want to go to the different
161:15
[ __ ] people
161:16
the majority is up on a freddy raid
161:19
don't live stream yet you bastard
161:21
someone teach me how to cook
161:24
what is raymond it means i'm going to
161:25
send you all over there
161:28
miss kiff i i'm not ever going to raid
161:31
mischief
161:32
i don't i do not care jack is
161:35
what can you check insta the [ __ ] is on
161:38
instagram
161:40
oh rambu just started there it was on
161:42
instagram
161:44
ah what is there's nothing on instagram
161:49
oh yeah anyway i'm getting all still
161:51
fresh oh [ __ ] yeah sniffers too
161:53
[ __ ] i don't know jack manifold
161:54
streaming do you guys wanna
161:57
dude you've suggested so many people
161:59
post on instagram i already did stuff
162:01
dummy anyway uh do you guys want to go
162:05
you guys want to go to every other
162:06
person okay [ __ ] it
162:08
pick a person just go see them i don't
162:10
know what to do i don't know what to
162:12
tell you buddy
162:13
sniff fresh i [ __ ] okay everyone
162:15
everyone started streaming immediately
162:17
snifferish is live jack manifolds you'll
162:19
want to go to different people my guy
162:21
minx [ __ ] okay listen
162:25
uh sniffers
162:28
is building youtuber inspired houses
162:32
democracy raid yourself already did that
162:37
six percent for a separate you want to
162:39
do freddy all right let's raid freddy
162:41
i meant post a new one post this look i
162:44
don't like this one
162:46
freddy raid
162:50
[ __ ] is that one underscore two
162:54
oh no wait i'm gonna goof this though i
162:56
can't go on this
162:57
[ __ ] i need to [ __ ]
163:01
ah okay
163:05
all righty right bam all right boys
163:09
red uk parliament okay go check go check
163:12
that out
163:12
these bikes cs go or some [ __ ] hey boys
163:15
i'll see you in the next one
163:17
oh my god my [ __ ] thighs i'll give
163:19
you guys like one last like spin around
163:21
okay
163:22
ready boys i'll give you like one last
163:25
spin
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let me like do my hair a little bit so
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you can see the outfit the course is
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real good
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hey boy okay let me no photo no photo a
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cool scam
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photo let me give you a spin