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[Music]
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f1 nnjm
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[Music]
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be i have a new dress thingy look i've
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mentioned something no but it's it's
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very all black
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but it's not gothic or anything like
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that but it's it's all black
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it's not super colorful or anything like
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that
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it's a complete 180 from the last stream
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also oh my god i lost my favorite
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[ __ ] hairbrush
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i felt i lost my favorite hairbrush and
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i'm pissed
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so like while i i just realized this
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just as i started to brush my hair
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again like for the stream so now i'm i'm
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dude i'm going on my amazon while we're
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talking i'm
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searching up hairbrush and i'm ordering
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the same one again
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because i'm pissed it was such a good
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hairbrush
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i'm so annoyed
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[Music]
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brush what is it what i call this brush
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dude i don't know where the [ __ ] my hair
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brush is
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how did i buy this or did someone send
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me it oh
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[ __ ] if someone sent me it i'm screwed
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you know the pink one i i love that one
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hair brush pink i'm gonna try and find
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this exact one
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did someone send it me i don't know
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[Music]
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i am i'm very peeved bro
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this the rick roll doesn't actually help
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i found it let's go
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[Music]
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why is it on a [ __ ] fresh like
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grocery thing what the [ __ ]
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okay that's so odd can i just check
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out i'd like to check out
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can i just okay
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hey boys how are we doing how are you
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doing today
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i'm i've lost a hairbrush i'm i'm just
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pissed so it's it's okay
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okay i need to spend four more dollars
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what do i buy on amazon
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that i need i need to spend four more
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dollars uh
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four more pounds even let's buy
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[ __ ] let's buy a nun outfit let's buy a
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sexy nun
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costume
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because you know what i ah i'm so
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i'm so far from caring now i just want
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my goddamn hair brush back
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i'm pissed i'm so annoyed at it okay
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i did it eggs
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i do need eggs actually i'm in need of
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eggs hold on
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i'm buying this thing and then i'll
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start streaming as soon as i buy this i
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can't show you what i'm doing
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uh [ __ ] when i get this for uh
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4 p.m let's go to 4 p.m tomorrow let's
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go
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uh is this a is this a business thing
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no [ __ ] god i can't even anyway
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use new hair okay so listen oh new hair
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indeed look at them
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what the [ __ ] so i did everything we're
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streaming now okay done i ordered my
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hair i ordered my hair thing let's go
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pog champ wait let's go okay so
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um you're gonna see how frustrated i am
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with this hairbrush anyway
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so i did all i i've done everything i
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got new nails number one it's a business
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expense indeed it's a write-off my i'm
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gonna save
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uh four pounds on my tax because of this
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um
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i've got i got new hair
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i got a heck what the [ __ ] has been
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doing to him
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hold on i just checked twitter i don't
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know why i got new hair i got
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new nails i got makeup done i got a new
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dress
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i got everything it's all new well i
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mean you know
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you've seen the hair before but you know
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everything's new new eyelashes all that
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and i haven't and zero shame not new
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with that okay anyway let's
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let me show you me let me show you my
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outfit i think it's pretty good makeup
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done indeed buddy
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look at this [ __ ] three two one
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new new dress buddy this shit's holy
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moly nine months pug
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so yeah i'm doing okay i've managed to
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brush the hair
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all right the issue with extensions is
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because if i just run this brush over my
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hair i will scream
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because extensions kind of suck you need
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to just get like the bit that's not
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on your actual head and you can brush
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that um that's why i like the other
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brush but
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don't have it because you could do the
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thing on your head anyway new hair new
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dress knew everything
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your boy waistline god damn
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anyway uh what if you find the hairbrush
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and you just bought one
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they're like 10 bucks it's not too bad
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it's not too bad i like it
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um i i i'll have two of them just in
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case i do i lose one again
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also i just oh god i can't say jinkies
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this time i'm not velma anymore i'm more
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like uh
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hardcore daphne cute dress thank you
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thanks for the [ __ ] goodness subscribe
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super
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super minox oh yeah it's a good name oh
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yeah look what i found on twitter
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i just checked twitter while the stream
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was starting finn's difficulty
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explaining this image
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what
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ceo i am a ceo
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[Laughter]
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sorry okay all right looking good today
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good afternoon thank you
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the donations still don't [ __ ] work
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it's
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i i'll read i'm reading them all out
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manually i guess
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you're that what john john what are you
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on about
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the phone looks like what oh
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john
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you all have dirty minds bro i
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you dude my chat
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you've somehow managed to you've somehow
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managed to turn like
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i got a pillow in the mail and you
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thought it was a sex thing and now this
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is
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it's just a phone it's a landline and
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you try john
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how many times have i warned you you
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can't shove everything up there
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i don't care how brave you are some
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things just won't work
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you'll you have a butt dial
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i'm disappointed actually i'm just
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[ __ ] hell although this is this is a
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good image i didn't know this was a
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thing
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anyway looks oh god
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chat i i can't read you anymore i i
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can't read you anymore
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hello thanks for the thousand bits
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please paint
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war please penguin birdseed what oh
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i'll get birdseed i'll make like a
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little dude there's so many birds
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there's a bird like living like on the
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roof over there
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ah hey i get [ __ ] hey
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it's your boy finn nice outfit awesome
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hair sheesh
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thanks for the fifty 50 ah
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needs more makeup our curly hair dude
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the makeup takes like 30 minutes now i
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mean it's oh [ __ ] i got a new thing
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sorry i just remembering a bunch of
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stuff
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so i got a new thing it's here um it's
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nothing that anyone will care about but
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i care about it so anyway i know that no
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one
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knows that i'm wearing makeup if i don't
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wear lipstick
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that's legit lipstick or eyeshadow like
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that's that's how
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guys see makeup as a it's directly
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correlated with the talking
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to my money and now it works
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okay thank you thank you how nice of you
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i will take it [ __ ] did you hear that
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did you hear that i'm gonna do it again
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causing myself pain listen
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app no i'm not gonna do it that [ __ ]
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just hurdy you can't you can't use
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regular hair brushes on this dude it
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sucks but that one you could that's why
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i'm missing my hairbrush i'm upset
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anyway
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we heard it yeah it sucks really hurty
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it's like basically pulling hair out
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anyway how'd you do your chest my guy
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this is just like
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amazon amazon bob's in a bra easy
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you're no longer dressed as velma right
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you're no longer dressed as someone but
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i would like to scooby-dooby-doo you
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okay look at what i got i got three
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things but i'm only gonna show you two
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of them
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um so i got two things people that know
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knives will know what these are
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let's go baby i will say they are fake
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you cannot buy them because the
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companies suck well the companies like
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you can't get them in the uk number one
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and in america they're also like the
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stream
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garbage like you can't find them anymore
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because companies just refuse to make
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them yes they're knives
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nice to see you live princess damn right
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damn right bucko these are two button
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locking
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knives although they are clones if you
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uh
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garbage not in not garbage cool knife no
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no
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these are like actually good ones there
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are the companies decide to just
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stop making them points if you get what
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they are by the way if you know what it
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is it's not a benchmade
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but perhaps if you know what it is props
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if you can
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name the knife i give you one channel
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point he didn't
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even have his button locks indeed yeah
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that's what i'm excited about so far i
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want to take him apart and [ __ ] and like
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oil them lube them up but no
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csgo knife no not even clothes show the
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nails ah
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do you have a butterfly knife
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switchblades are you insane
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it's not a switchblade look it's not a
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switchblade
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it's just i do it quickly
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anyway let me show you the nails hold on
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[ __ ] i did it wrong okay look at this
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those nails are sharper than the knife
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dude i need a knife sharp
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can i make my chair go down no
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one month to go for a year pogba
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championship
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they're like way more they're like nude
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they're again
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less colorful but i think i am
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they match i i embrace the [ __ ] is it
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an otf knife
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no an otf knife is a switchblade that
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comes out the front that's what otf
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means
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out the front so these now these are
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side opening
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okay let me open out the side
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pretty nifty can't take them outside but
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i can own them pretty dope
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anyway uh corso onions scallion
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are the most popular types like that
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these are these are called this is the
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pro-tec
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malibu protect knives are an american
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company that already used over here
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oh [ __ ] did i miss something i did
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didn't i please accept my contribution
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to uh for towards government for no
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i listen we could do a chill stream
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today i was gonna do one yesterday
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i've got a big stream uh i think
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probably the next one that i'm gonna do
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is gonna be a bigger one
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but yeah no we can have a chill stream
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today look we're in all black
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[ __ ] should i word i should wear
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lipstick just so people you know
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haha funny number it's your girl's
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birthday so i wanted to share the
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positive energy
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no way happy birthday little chassis
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wait what funny number is it ah [ __ ]
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yeah
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4 20. let's go baby hell yeah chassis
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where's my mirror go i want to put on
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lipstick okay
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let's do this let's do this [ __ ]
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i'm gonna i'm my color okay listen i'm
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gonna go with this color today remember
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this one
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kind of suits i'm kind of going towards
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the dominatrix style thing
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today i don't know why i give myself
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that vibe
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you know like i look like i'd step on
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someone's balls
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in heels i could do that
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i could manage that i think i could do
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that
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like what what the
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[ __ ] is going on people in the states
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are celebrating memorial day weekend
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happy remembrance day
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oh hell yeah thanks for the fifty
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dollars by the way
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happy how to happy you uh happy uh u.s
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day
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um is it yeah how are you that's cool
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i have spring assisted tactical knife no
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it's not spring assisted
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although the technically spring assisted
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knives illegal in the uk here's one
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weird that they are because they opens
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like switchblades but they're not i
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don't know why they're legal but they
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are
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anyway but to do bright do bright red if
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you're doing dominatrix
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okay chat bright red or like more nude
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red what do you think a dominatrix
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doesn't wear a color it's not a color
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it's part of the outfit look at that
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it's like it's like part of the shirt
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what do you think oh god i think we need
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a vote on
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it we need to vote
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we need a vote it's like a darker red
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you know the one the one the same rib we
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usually do
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on like the one the same way not the
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same as yesterday the same red we do
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like uh on the on the playboy bunny
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outfit thing let me check
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slash pole let's do lip
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lip red nude
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go go go go go go go go go go go go go
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go go go go go go
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dominatrix is broke dude i need like the
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i need like those giant heels again
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those ones that i can't walk in oh man
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they would be perfect for stepping on
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uh balls and also getting paid
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dude dominatrix has to have like it's
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got to be like
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easy work you know like the back end's
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probably
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the [ __ ] right literally for a lot of
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guys but like
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it's got to be it's got to be [ __ ]
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fun you just [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out
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of someone
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safely thanks for the five good subs and
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belief
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it's gotta be do we have any
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professional dominatrix in the audience
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it's probably not but you know it sounds
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like fun from the surface
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it's probably the same thing where
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everyone says oh yeah youtube easy
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anyone could do it
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i couldn't be i've i know the fact i
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couldn't be a dominatrix because i did a
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video
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like we did a video and it was ended in
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someone wanted me to be like
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someone wanted me to talk like uh oh
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[ __ ] i missed the [ __ ] poll what did
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the poll
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end up as [ __ ] i'm stupid i was talking
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what'd the poll end up as
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um but you know we ended it red okay the
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uh 61
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red okay solid um
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red red red that was the very first
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video it was very very funny yeah
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so it ended with like this guy just
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wanted like wanted me to be a dominatrix
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he wanted he was talking about all this
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stuff like you know i want you to
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tell me what to do and all that and i
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was just like i don't know what i'm
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doing this is
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cringe and i got warden to help me
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warden though
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if you need a dominant warden's [ __ ]
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good at it
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warden had my back on that one wouldn't
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like [ __ ] it warden messed this guy up
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she's she's warden's a cruel cruel cruel
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girl she's awful
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she's like yeah she's scary i've never
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seen that side of her before
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i'm terrified of her now i remember that
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video
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stay away from one stay away from my
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wardens lana
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she's lana you haven't seen what i have
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lana haven't seen the sides of warden
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that i've seen
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she's scary she knows it she's scary
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warden is okay let's do the rid
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should we do red should we do [ __ ]
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nude i kind of still want to do nude
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everyone was annoyed about it if i sent
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some louboutin heels would you wear them
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oh my god well [ __ ] yeah but i don't
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think they do um
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i don't think they make louis vuitton
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heels in size 11 or are they all like
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custom done
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please i'll show you i'll show you the
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nude thing i'll show you what it is
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i'll show you what it is and then you
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can decide we can always remove
17:59
oh [ __ ]
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that color
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bottom lip color what do you think what
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do you think
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what do you think red i love the nude
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this is the nude it's like a little bit
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red
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but still nude i mean ignore the top lip
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but you know
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scam sam sam [ __ ] red dude
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dude i don't know what the [ __ ] to pick
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you're like 50.
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appointments of fun people wasting your
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time and asking for free sessions
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and oh
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three sessions and stuff you don't do it
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wait the stuff you don't do
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is not ah [ __ ] fair enough hope you're
19:03
having a pleasant day
19:04
dude you're so [ __ ] i know he said
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dude
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why are you so like okay okay you're
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very uh
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heckin what's it called very demanding
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chat very very demanding
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okay see if i can take yourself for just
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like a tissue and then
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if not i'll quickly run and grab
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no yeah that worked pretty well but uh
19:27
holy [ __ ] egg we found a natural
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dominatrix [ __ ] yeah
19:37
seen there's a netflix show on that
19:38
right the polls said red
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i know i know i'm stupid i didn't see it
19:45
i'm with i was testing it out
19:47
and oh anyway will someone please
19:49
explain the egg thing no
19:50
that's like for us only by the way
19:54
i want to tell you when i i got went to
19:55
go get nails done the other day and uh
19:57
my friend charlie who you've met
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and i've met quite a lot um she was she
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always is the one that comes around and
20:04
does
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those nails with me like uh we we go
20:07
around we got nails done and then we
20:08
just go get snacks from the store nearby
20:10
which is why
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i have gained uh 10 stone in the time
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because we just bought a ton of pringles
20:16
um but yeah she like on the way out she
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was telling me like oh i got i got my
20:20
lips done and i was like oh no [ __ ]
20:23
and she showed me she had like she had
20:24
lip fillers and [ __ ] and right
20:26
and i was like oh no [ __ ] and hers look
20:29
pretty good
20:30
oh my god they no i i remember
20:34
like back in the day i was like oh yeah
20:35
no i could get those they only last for
20:36
like a certain amount of time
20:37
no no i'm not getting lip fillers good
20:40
[ __ ] lord
20:41
that i no there's no shot
20:45
there's no shot looks like your lips
20:47
bleeding because i put on red lipstick
20:49
dude i mean could do it they don't like
20:53
they don't look out the ordinary like
20:55
they don't look like anyone would ever
20:57
notice
20:58
really but holy [ __ ] dude
21:02
i can't
21:07
the process of it man it's like it's
21:09
like [ __ ]
21:10
they inject the inside of your lip with
21:13
like what is it
21:14
hydrochloric acid or some [ __ ] that it
21:16
is it's insane
21:19
it's a process just sounds scary look
21:20
fine just
21:24
the process holy [ __ ] dude
21:43
you
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okay lipstick's hard
22:06
lip fillers are usually made of seaweed
22:08
extracts extracts what the [ __ ]
22:11
i don't know what that is
22:22
oh yeah also they stay for like a year
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[Music]
22:31
hey bucka rosa red violets boy my
22:34
girlfriend has bob and so do you
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oh yeah mine are bigger
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i guarantee it
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okay
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okay there we go i like
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that that's pretty i'm pretty happy with
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that okay
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solid i think we did a solid job live
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band thank you hell yeah let's go
23:44
all right so red lipstick done better i
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think better do you think better
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that's like so i did a little like i did
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a little over line on the top like what
23:55
it looks like literally
23:57
not painful a quick google will tell you
23:59
that no
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i know but god it looks horrifying you
24:02
know like when it's just like watching
24:04
someone get injected with like a knee
24:06
it is it's like needles it's not like i
24:08
don't like needles i mean i don't like
24:09
needles
24:10
it's not like i have a fear of needles
24:12
but they're not
24:13
fun they don't look good it's going in
24:15
your mouth
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i don't know let me like i'm gonna try
24:18
to google a pic i'm gonna google a
24:19
picture
24:20
and see if i don't make myself really
24:21
uncomfortable lip fillers
24:23
look at this [ __ ] lip fillers happening
24:28
happening
24:31
images
24:34
bro i can't even show that dude it's
24:36
gross bro it's
24:38
nasty bro i don't like it
24:41
i don't like it i don't like it it's
24:42
gross it's like
24:44
dude i can't look at a picture of
24:45
someone's like lip being injected
24:47
and be like oh yeah normal that's
24:49
completely normal
24:51
just run into a warm eating yeah i know
24:53
i'm not gonna do it i'm sorry i won't i
24:54
won't know one
24:55
i prefer uh i prefer if you get lip full
24:58
instead of a nose job it's not permanent
24:59
difference is
25:00
i would personally be okay with getting
25:02
a no-show blip fillers though
25:03
not something i'm super after uh like
25:06
you know can't exactly
25:07
getting lip fillers don't exactly help
25:09
you as a guy you know
25:12
get rated oh god bots hell yeah [ __ ] you
25:15
liv phil's probably like cosplay post so
25:18
scam
25:20
i haven't looked at the thing yet i just
25:22
i woke up and then i immediately started
25:24
doing this
25:25
so i'm so sorry no nose is cute we'll
25:28
see
25:28
we will see i don't think it's gonna
25:30
happen any time i have no plans to do it
25:32
but
25:33
i'm playing with the idea of thinking
25:35
about it
25:36
there's not actually a raid it's just
25:38
like four bots
25:43
hey oh hey tell me hey finn what's your
25:45
favorite knife mine's the world war one
25:47
m
25:47
where tren just uh like a world war
25:49
trans knife uh
25:51
commander i don't know i mean i'm i just
25:53
got these new ones and they're pretty
25:54
epic
25:55
i still want to take them apart because
25:57
they're they're running on bearings i
25:59
think
26:00
they feel like they're running on
26:01
bearings but i haven't broken them in
26:03
yet so i don't know
26:04
uh we will see this one's pretty good i
26:07
like button locks but the
26:08
button is really like tight there so
26:10
it's kind of hard to press
26:11
well it's not hard but it's you know
26:13
anyway you're gonna cut yourself no i
26:15
will not
26:17
thoughts are among us among us sex
26:21
no although look at this i posted a
26:24
thing in the ego channel a minute ago
26:26
or not a minute ago last night because i
26:29
was correct about it
26:30
someone posted this all right let me
26:32
show you
26:33
someone posted this outfit that paint
26:37
looks permanent but i would like to try
26:39
rub it off with my kisses
26:40
oh my god
26:44
so someone posted this is a teletubbies
26:46
outfit tell me
26:47
do you see what i see in this am i is it
26:50
just me
26:51
going [ __ ] insane
26:57
or listen does it not come on it looks
27:00
like it's among us
27:02
i'm [ __ ] stupid dude i
27:06
oh yeah i got this if you can do a yard
27:09
then you can talk like a girl
27:11
here's the tutorial yark yarg
27:15
yarg yark no no that was a change
27:19
like right here york yar
27:22
right this one and he just like it goes
27:24
from dude to just
27:26
yarn yeah no that that's the difference
27:28
that's not just going up in pitch that's
27:30
changing a ton i saw it and i was like
27:32
bruh oh yeah says he wasn't this
27:35
cool cool trick i guess cool tip i don't
27:37
know i don't know i don't
27:39
trust tick tock anymore they've they've
27:41
they've
27:42
bamboozled me one too many times
27:48
okay anyway [ __ ] try just say sheesh
27:52
just keep getting sheesh in like a
27:54
higher and high pitch oh yeah everyone
27:56
oh yeah also people do clips of me
27:57
saying like oh yeah no he can do the
27:59
girl voice you can totally do it because
28:00
i talk like that every now and then
28:02
no that's just me being like
28:04
high-pitched like that's not a girl's
28:06
voice
28:06
that's just me being high-pitched and
28:08
having a high-pitched voice sometimes
28:10
bamboo's a little bimboozled bamboozled
28:22
you haven't seen the whole outfit yet
28:28
hell yeah dude the skirt it's still the
28:30
same normal safety skirt this one's like
28:32
a
28:32
it's like a the whole outfit's like a
28:33
onesie but yeah it's pretty dope
28:35
i enjoy pretty litty i'm trying to like
28:39
let's get a good [ __ ]
28:42
solid yeah
28:46
it's kind of okay oh the outfit
28:50
it's cool feet oh [ __ ] god i give you
28:53
one
28:53
thing one like i i go oh look at my
28:56
outfit
28:57
and you just talk about my goddamn feet
29:00
at all times
29:01
why i don't know why [ __ ] you like this
29:05
i see the knife king is here knife king
29:08
i am knife king look i even got like a
29:10
thing i got like a torx
29:12
screwdriver set i haven't opened yet i
29:14
don't know how to use it
29:16
at all i have no idea how to use this
29:20
how the [ __ ] does this work uh i got
29:23
a screwdriver set to literally take
29:26
apart
29:27
knives because every knife uses talks
29:31
well most knives use talks this one
29:36
is stripped already [ __ ] hell
29:40
is this a [ __ ] allen bit dead no it's
29:43
talks
29:43
i don't know what it is though i got
29:45
this thing
29:46
i'm gonna try and [ __ ] disassemble
29:49
this
29:50
because it looks epic how the [ __ ] do i
29:52
even take this how do i take this out
29:54
oh my god there's like they include some
29:56
tweezers and i think i just realized
29:58
what it was for
29:59
they include like a set of tweezers and
30:00
i was like why the [ __ ] would i need
30:01
tweezers
30:02
ah it's to take the whole the actual
30:04
things out of the packaging
30:08
dress really cute it's what did you
30:10
search it's there's a
30:11
clothing store called like little for
30:12
big or something
30:14
and they do all right they do pretty
30:16
good
30:18
uh i'd say if this would i'd say if i
30:20
would what i can't read
30:22
i'd say this was an a currently in the
30:23
area and earrings to make it an s
30:29
quite possibly okay let me quickly see
30:32
if this will fit
30:35
oh my god i guessed perfectly holy [ __ ]
30:39
hold on i'm busy taking knives apart
30:41
bucko
30:43
okay this is gonna come out okay
30:45
magnetic which one should i take about
30:47
the blue one or the
30:48
blue one or the a blue one or the black
30:51
one which one should i take apart
30:53
i don't know which one i like better the
30:54
blue one's got a ton of like patterns
30:56
and [ __ ] on it and the black one's just
30:58
like plain
31:00
black one what do you think
31:04
tts didn't activate i know it's weird i
31:06
don't know why i'm still trying to fix
31:08
it
31:08
blue black black okay people saying
31:10
black let's do black
31:16
oh what
31:21
what the [ __ ]
31:30
i hate chinese knives i immediately
31:33
strip the screw
31:34
immediately like it's that is the
31:37
softest metal
31:38
they've putting their knives together
31:40
with plastic dude
31:42
what the [ __ ] there's no way that's a t8
31:45
or t9 sorry
31:47
dude have i immediately just goofed it
31:51
there's no way there's no way
31:54
because that just doesn't turn oh my god
31:58
it did
31:59
immediately well i'm not taking a knife
32:01
apart what the [ __ ]
32:03
dude that was so quickly [ __ ] well
32:07
i hate this i hate this yeah a little
32:10
for big do good stuff with that well we
32:11
will do this instead
32:13
instead of looking at the inside of it i
32:15
will put some
32:16
oil on there they look like [ __ ]
32:19
captive bearings too
32:21
so i wouldn't even know if i wanted to
32:22
[ __ ] with it oh damn
32:24
put some oil in there hey there buddy
32:28
oh [ __ ] oh god such kitty much meow hey
32:30
how are you
32:32
thanks for the five gifted subs again
32:35
and then
32:36
in theory oh like a butter dude hell
32:41
just a manly man doing manly man things
32:43
literally actually
32:44
taking out taking apart knives making my
32:47
knife work better
32:48
i'd say this is a pretty manly man
32:50
activity
32:51
you can agree with that right american
32:53
slang like buckaroo from her england
32:56
accent that's finn buckaroo buckaroo
33:04
i'd say activity
33:10
having said that i am putting a little
33:11
bit too much oil on it but
33:13
i'm trying to get it in without
33:14
disassembling it because i immediately
33:16
will break it
33:17
oh that was good
33:26
[Music]
33:34
i did something manly is this mustache
33:36
[ __ ] off no
33:38
no these what i i get that i get the
33:41
idea
33:41
he's trying to get it so if you guys
33:43
donate for the goal he'll give you a sub
33:45
and it's dumb although i don't see if
33:48
you're gonna be donating the same amount
33:51
i don't get it do you want to get them
33:53
involved or is it like a thing of like
33:56
because you could i'm so confused by it
33:58
i don't like it
33:59
i i don't know what's going on here but
34:01
i know i don't like it can we see the
34:03
nails again yes
34:04
because they're epic nails
34:08
look at these
34:11
these nails they're a little bit shorter
34:15
than last time not by much though but
34:16
they're like a pink like french tip sort
34:18
of thing
34:19
they're like french manicure but a
34:21
little bit nude pink
34:22
i kind of think it works with a lot of
34:24
stuff i like it so pretty what the heck
34:26
indeed
34:30
using a 10 watt nan oh my god a 10 white
34:33
nano oil
34:34
is it 10 i thought it was 15 i might be
34:36
wrong
34:38
oh yeah no it is 10 yeah 10 weight nano
34:40
oil
34:41
i think it should work fine he's a he's
34:44
a mid-end uh production collector
34:48
that's [ __ ] yeah pretty much
34:51
i mean that's pretty i think i got it
34:54
mainly because of the
34:55
deployment of it like the it's like in a
34:57
little needle so you can just like
34:59
instead of disassembling an entire knife
35:00
you can just
35:01
blap a bit in there and it's still fine
35:03
you know what i mean
35:04
and i wanted some button locks pretty
35:07
nifty
35:08
your hair like looks way too realistic
35:10
it's because it's real hair
35:12
that's what it is it's real hair it's
35:15
just not my real
35:17
read my last donut please we'll do i'm
35:19
stupid have you heard about the waltham
35:21
uh
35:22
the what the [ __ ] yeah walter okay
35:24
walter mack
35:25
mack tack two machete i have one i'm
35:28
very happy with it
35:28
no because i i don't need a machete if
35:31
it is a machete if it's just named a
35:33
machete then
35:34
maybe but i don't know let's see
35:36
[Music]
35:40
looks like a machete i think
35:43
and some machete i don't need a machete
35:45
i have no use for a machete i just like
35:46
little cool little trinkets like this
35:48
but that looks dude is this not like
35:51
zombie killer
35:52
vibes you know did you get the new dmca
35:57
policy email
35:58
it's kinda scary also so cute heart oh
36:01
no
36:01
i haven't hold on i mean i haven't
36:05
checked
36:06
[ __ ] is it bad
36:12
doesn't look like i've got any no i got
36:15
nothing
36:17
weird no i don't know i i didn't get
36:18
anything
36:20
machete yeah it's bad yeah i i haven't
36:22
seen it they haven't emailed me about it
36:24
which is a little bit scary
36:26
why haven't they emailed me about it if
36:28
it's that bad why haven't they emailed
36:29
me
36:31
um twitch terrifying maybe
36:34
[ __ ] this is really odd when did it come
36:38
in
36:38
i don't know when it came in yeah no i
36:40
didn't get an email about it
36:42
that's [ __ ] weird that's [ __ ]
36:44
weird dude anyway
36:46
i heard you're pregnant that's cool i
36:48
guess anyway
36:50
14 hours ago check your check your
36:52
filters
36:53
my what oh it was no it's the oh
36:57
[ __ ] i'm i am looking on all mail
37:00
first don't know me want sub though also
37:03
thigh highs please the only thing i've
37:05
got from twitch is a
37:07
probably oh no that was an hour ago yeah
37:09
i got nothing i can't show you my emails
37:10
but yeah i got nothing
37:12
nothing for the last three days besides
37:15
stream summaries and like
37:17
do this like thing do this like uh quiz
37:20
you know nothing like nothing nothing
37:22
like that they just haven't emailed me
37:23
about it
37:24
oh yeah first donor we want sub also
37:28
also thigh highs please ah maybe
37:31
the other thing is something with only
37:34
fins in the future as a frame of
37:37
reference elinity recently said she made
37:40
in two months on the site what she would
37:42
have made
37:44
from 10 years of streaming make it rain
37:47
only only friends only finns
37:51
it's um i sub
37:54
it's not like it works for some people
37:57
it wouldn't work for others like
37:59
i'm trying to think of an example
38:02
it wouldn't work for like captain
38:05
perfect
38:05
you know and i don't want to i'm sorry
38:08
puffy she's a friend
38:09
i'm like i'm not using you as any like
38:11
thing i'm just like thinking as a
38:12
style of content it wouldn't work
38:14
because of like the audience
38:16
i feel like i'm a lot of the same like
38:19
i have such a big minecraft related
38:21
audience that it's just like
38:24
you know it would feel a bit weird
38:28
and it'll be bad overall for like as a
38:30
brand
38:31
the brand of finster wouldn't work as
38:33
well i do i could like
38:35
go more you know just fun stuff i don't
38:38
want to do anything like
38:39
that linity's doing because helenity's
38:42
um
38:43
i know there's [ __ ] tons of money i know
38:45
how much money there is
38:46
because i know people that do it this
38:48
look is much better than your traffic
38:50
cone cause play of your last stream
38:52
okay okay okay uh i my
38:56
uh one of my friends called peach jars
38:57
peach jars makes
39:01
oh my god the amount of money peach jazz
39:03
makes peace jars makes
39:04
an unfathomable amount of money um
39:08
so i i know how much money there is to
39:12
be made there
39:13
but i'm not i'm not prepared to do it
39:16
not prepared to do it i don't think i
39:18
think it'd be bad overall
39:20
you know like as a as a business move
39:23
there are better things to do
39:24
even if you know maybe if maybe if
39:27
there's a
39:28
different platform that's maybe not
39:29
known for it like uh
39:31
i don't know like god damn it
39:35
that's why like
39:39
no tail only fans then yeah so maybe if
39:42
it's
39:42
like what sneaky does right sneaky
39:43
doesn't have an only fans he has a
39:45
patreon because his stuff is all like
39:47
cosplays right
39:48
but patreon apparently sucks like
39:50
apparently it's just really dumb and bad
39:53
um so i don't know
39:57
there's as soon as twitter comes out
39:59
with like paid posts
40:03
then yeah you know yeah that's maybe
40:06
something that i'll be
40:07
in i'll be looking into but making it
40:10
only fans because it makes [ __ ] tonight
40:11
maybe not i don't know
40:13
there's patreon sucks ass i had it yeah
40:17
i've heard that it's not fun
40:18
i've heard that it's not fun at all
40:19
patreon takes a huge cut apparently
40:21
it's really hard to post stuff and they
40:23
take a big cut that's like the big thing
40:25
i've heard it's just
40:26
they make it as difficult as they can to
40:28
use their platform
40:30
twitter already did they have a tip jar
40:32
but they don't have paid posts
40:35
so i don't know
40:40
yeah they have a tip jar i think who is
40:42
it emma
40:45
uh yeah wait no
40:50
oh no apparently she tweeted that she
40:52
did yeah
40:53
look she said she got a tip jar but i
40:55
don't see one
40:56
so i don't know i'm not sure
41:01
i don't see one i don't know maybe she
41:03
removed it i don't [ __ ] know
41:05
but it's i've seen a tip jack thing
41:06
that's like just having a button like a
41:08
donate button on a twitter page
41:09
i don't i don't think many people use it
41:11
but mustache can you give me a sub
41:16
when is this going to end but no kevlar
41:19
yeah
41:20
the tail
41:23
sneaky also makes ba uh sneaky also
41:25
already made
41:26
already makes bank from being in c9
41:28
didn't he leave c9
41:30
isn't he just like a pro player now like
41:31
he's just or is he isn't he just focused
41:34
on twitch
41:36
sneaky sneaky makes a [ __ ] ton right but
41:38
there's [ __ ] you know
41:40
he's a coach there ah okay yeah he
41:43
probably makes a [ __ ] done
41:45
i mean i don't know he's not a pro
41:47
player anymore just streams now
41:48
sneaky's a coach for c9 fair okay fair
41:51
enough
41:52
because i know he's not like called c9
41:54
sneaky anymore it's just sneaky
41:56
he's making 10 hour streams i know that
41:59
[Music]
42:01
didn't the twitter tip judd docks both
42:03
parties
42:04
is that true [ __ ] man twitter's fun
42:08
twitter's great man i don't know
42:12
it's it's gonna be either instagram or
42:14
twitter i always see it happening in the
42:16
future that instagram or twitter will
42:18
just
42:18
try and take the market share from uh
42:20
from oni fans and just
42:22
or patreon just implement paid posts
42:25
like that's
42:25
all paid account didn't they do a thing
42:27
about that like that's gotta be a thing
42:29
that's happening in the future
42:31
like that's gotta been on the table for
42:33
a really long time they're just actively
42:35
turning it down because they could do it
42:36
easy
42:37
[Music]
42:38
but maybe maybe they'll do it soon
42:41
lipstick doesn't match the skirt or
42:42
dress
42:45
kind of a half agree needs some color
42:47
though
42:48
my eyes please dies please
42:51
patreon is too afraid of the cc
42:55
why bother with an only fans just buy a
42:57
hot tub and it's fine on twitch they
42:59
even have a
43:03
specific place for it now yeah i i'm
43:05
aware
43:06
it's i've got a plan for it the next
43:07
stream is probably going to be that
43:09
fact [ __ ] it i'll schedule it next
43:10
stream will be tomorrow it'll be a hot
43:12
tub stream
43:12
ooh possibly i'll see when the stuff
43:15
comes it might be the day after
43:16
there's going to be a podcast stream
43:18
trust me i'm prepped for it bro i'm
43:21
prepped i'm prepped
43:22
it'd be fun i've got a great idea for it
43:24
i got a great idea
43:29
you should have a tail hang out of the
43:30
dress and pretend it's a plug most
43:32
friend
43:33
most only friends is fantasy anyway yeah
43:36
but that's what i mean it's bad for the
43:38
the brand you know like it's a bad
43:40
branding thing i don't want to be known
43:42
as the minecraft youtube with an oni
43:43
fans
43:44
it looks [ __ ] weird that's that's it
43:47
like that's genuinely it
43:49
that's that's my whole thing i don't i
43:51
don't like the idea of it
43:53
um as that i don't like that idea of
43:56
branding
43:56
um i feel like it's just odd
44:00
but if there's something a bit more
44:03
suitable than yeah
44:05
yeah not gonna lie that sounds pretty
44:07
[ __ ] based to
44:09
just you to the internet at large no
44:12
it'll it'll make money it'll make money
44:14
but it's not enough money to
44:17
to have that rep i guess you know what i
44:19
mean
44:20
like i think if i really did one
44:23
it could make like
44:29
maybe 30k
44:34
maybe more depending on how active i was
44:36
a month
44:37
but like it's just it's a [ __ ] ton of
44:39
money but there's just like
44:41
i don't know i feel like it cuts off so
44:43
many opportunities you know like you do
44:44
that and then like
44:46
i feel like the internet it's still so
44:47
new and nice and [ __ ]
44:49
that is just like you know i'm aware of
44:52
how much it could make i'm not unaware
44:53
of it i just don't
44:55
the money doesn't it's not a money thing
44:57
for me you know
44:59
so yeah
45:02
or else i'll just do like guy guy only
45:05
fans i'll have all the picture of me in
45:07
my sex pack
45:08
just [ __ ] buzz cut and all it'd be
45:10
fun
45:12
botox stream when oh god no media let's
45:15
do media chef [ __ ] it
45:17
good comment from chat like your
45:18
instagram you can separate
45:20
your online names finn does
45:23
minecraft only in rose dresses up and
45:26
does rose things only
45:28
two separate identities you're still the
45:31
person though you're still the same
45:32
person
45:34
so i don't know i don't know
45:37
okay let's see let me go on to my
45:39
thingamajigs
45:40
uh hello box what is that oh we're just
45:42
no no okay media share
45:44
on okay solid let's turn that on and
45:47
then let's do that
45:48
let's do this and then we'll see it's
45:51
gonna be
45:59
just great a life with us together
46:02
we too just imagined
46:06
sorry i'm late also we have a new girl
46:09
month
46:10
goal yeah um wait what oh yeah we're
46:14
doing also revenue go on call yeah
46:16
welcome thanks for the hundred dollars
46:18
um let's stay on this pause for
46:20
for a minute it'd be fun
46:24
oh my god okay reading stuff
46:35
okay can i show that can i show the
46:37
email by the way because they haven't
46:39
sent me one which seems weird that
46:40
as a partner they haven't sent me
46:44
this email can i show it stuff
46:47
i don't think your email's like on there
46:49
anywhere why not show that
46:51
i'm sure it does include my email just
46:52
sweet look at this [ __ ] damn so many
46:55
people want to see you doing loot things
46:58
they're getting desperate what a time to
47:01
be alive
47:02
love you finney hell yeah there you go
47:04
oh man
47:05
one day stop more so you know we're
47:07
committed to being more transparent to
47:09
the dmca we've recently received a batch
47:10
of dmca takedowns with
47:11
about a thousand individual claims from
47:13
music publishers
47:15
all kinds of favard and this streaming
47:18
ir by streaming both then move claims we
47:21
believe they're right
47:22
that means they'll likely send further
47:24
notices we're actively speaking to music
47:25
labels about solutions
47:28
uh this is wasn't this just the same as
47:30
it usually is
47:35
oh we believe the rights holders used
47:37
automated tools to scan and identify
47:39
copyright music
47:40
i thought that was already a thing i i
47:42
mean i already knew about that
47:44
like i i knew that was a thing they were
47:45
capable of doing
47:47
like because how else would they find it
47:49
like it's just insane
47:51
more transparent twitch being
47:54
transparent oh wow
47:55
what is it with like big media companies
47:58
as soon as they get to a certain size
48:00
they just stop communicating with
48:02
everyone and they say like oh we're
48:03
trying really hard like no you're
48:05
[ __ ]
48:06
not they're not trying hard at all
48:11
all of our dreams coming true
48:14
just imagine everything that we're gonna
48:18
do oh man that really stopped him from
48:20
looking
48:21
[Music]
48:23
yeah just imagine
48:26
every day he's just me and you
48:29
just imagine i want a guy that would
48:32
always
48:33
[Music]
48:36
and why is it why the [ __ ] is it red
48:39
also i agree
48:42
i i i wanna why do i suddenly want a
48:44
banana
48:46
show us your nails
48:55
the videos the video is called futa babe
49:00
so i'm concerned
49:04
no man i'm concerned
49:06
[Music]
49:08
[ __ ] let's risk
49:15
pulled it a penis twice the size of mine
49:20
my eyes
49:32
i can vouch for the authenticity of this
49:34
clip i did
49:38
what the [ __ ] okay i risked it it was
49:41
fine show us your nails slowly
49:43
they're great
49:47
[Music]
50:05
nice i'll show you the nails
50:09
i'll zoom in and shave it oh sorry i
50:10
couldn't saw them i i'm aware i'm sorry
50:13
there they are the nails do you see them
50:15
um
50:16
they're like um they're attached to the
50:18
end of my fingers
50:20
can you see them
50:40
it's like that scene you know in harry
50:41
potter when they're just slapping greasy
50:43
sweaty hands together
50:44
like when he's when he's falling out the
50:46
car and they're just there's what that
50:48
one shot where they just
50:51
and he can't grab it you know the one
50:52
i'm on about yeah
51:18
oh sorry bob
51:25
[Music]
51:35
i'm completely tired of uh pretending
51:38
old comedy is better i'm so tired of
51:41
this
51:42
i don't know why but it's not
51:45
is this a controversial opinion i get
51:47
there's a
51:48
bob's meme but it's not funnier
51:51
it's not right it's actually funny
51:55
no i mean i get it i'm a zoomer but like
51:58
the joke is that people in in factories
52:01
are
52:02
called bob that's the joke
52:06
anyway it's just didn't go down as
52:10
bob and it's for two minutes i mean
52:12
that's a funny two second line i'm tired
52:14
of pretending
52:15
i i'm tired of pretending that it's
52:17
funnier
52:18
i laugh at the dumbest [ __ ] but it is
52:21
better
52:21
it's funnier i don't care it's gotten
52:23
better over time
52:24
monty python's great and all some of
52:26
it's great
52:28
some of it's not it's not it's you know
52:30
i'm just saying
52:32
i've laughed more on like just random
52:34
youtube videos made by current creators
52:36
and [ __ ]
52:37
than uh than anyone hot bimbo
52:41
i i don't know how to feel about that
52:44
i don't know whether i'm turned on or
52:46
i'm i or i'm just insulted
52:49
to be real it's a bit of both
52:53
all right let's play a new club
52:57
god you know i'm looking at the pending
52:59
media and it's just literally all rick
53:00
astley never gonna give you up
53:02
there's one that's just a title in
53:04
russian
53:08
that i'm scared of ah wait is that
53:11
if it was modern comedy it would be
53:13
using the name you since it's all made
53:15
in china now
53:20
you're scared of the hedgehog it's just
53:22
a name in russian
53:32
[ __ ] is going on here oh damn i just
53:35
didn't like my hat the hedgehog [ __ ]
53:37
made me go oh something's gonna happen
53:38
no it's fine
53:40
it was just it was a good average meme
53:42
the other thing though
53:43
i i oh thanks for oh my god thanks for
53:44
the five gifted subs timid viking
53:47
good name holy [ __ ] that's a good name i
53:49
i appreciate the name
53:50
but the um what was the other thing [ __ ]
53:53
the uh
53:55
i i can also watch sit and watch like
53:57
four hours and left twice
53:59
you know what i mean like i will
54:01
occasionally breathe out my nose but i i
54:04
think i get through like
54:05
an hour of watching tik tok and i like
54:07
like two or three things
54:09
so there's bad and good there's no like
54:12
immediate good source for like
54:14
everything that's funny no algorithm has
54:16
cracked it yet
54:17
but i think the addition of algorithms
54:19
so we can actually see what people like
54:20
it is a good thing
54:22
it's my controversial take on this is
54:24
that new comedy is better than old
54:26
comedy
54:27
i'm very sorry i'm i'm showing my zoomer
54:30
colors here but
54:31
it's true i am the algorithm the only
54:34
thing that's like
54:34
kind of sucky is the thick our algorithm
54:37
for some reason
54:38
i always press do not show me these
54:41
videos whenever it's a stolen
54:42
clip and they keep [ __ ] doing it i
54:45
don't care about xqc saying something
54:47
funny
54:47
they will show me it over and over again
54:50
it's so dumb
54:52
you're it's okay you're allowed you're
54:53
too you're young you're allowed to be
54:55
utterly wrong
54:56
no incorrect i feel like it's
54:59
i feel like i'm right about this one
55:03
there are good bits of both new and odd
55:04
my tick tock is terrifyingly accurate
55:06
it can't get me my tick tock algorithm
55:10
doesn't i've
55:10
i use it so much it still doesn't
55:12
understand my taste
55:14
at all anyway i
55:17
why i'm waiting for the day waiting for
55:19
the day
55:20
youtube's got me though youtube's got me
55:22
covered on the algorithm
55:24
sophie taking a cold shower [ __ ] hell
55:27
[Music]
55:28
there it is also i'm not gonna cream my
55:30
clean my roommate
55:31
[ __ ] you this thing is suggested by ago
55:35
i'm going through the list of like
55:36
danger ones
55:38
by uh i'm going through the dangerous
55:42
[Music]
55:46
list
55:48
hello what the [ __ ]
55:53
was that the thing where he farted in
55:54
the window
55:56
because fun hell yeah oh god what is
56:00
this
56:01
please clean your room your gremlin
56:04
you're all just starting saying clean
56:05
your room i'm going through the list
56:07
[ __ ] sake
56:07
eggs that need
56:12
a mom in this case a dad
56:17
to take care of them to keep them warm
56:21
during the winter
56:22
what the [ __ ] too
56:26
beautiful they need them
56:29
to work and improve them
56:32
i is this a comment is this are you
56:35
trying to call me out on some [ __ ]
56:37
are you trying to call me an egg really
56:41
what about me screams egg
56:55
i don't get it your forehead how dare
56:59
you i will i dude
57:00
i keep thinking like i've got a big
57:01
forehead i don't have like three finger
57:03
forehead it's not i have a good forehead
57:05
it's got a
57:06
weird weird proportioned face i don't
57:09
know
57:10
i guess that's the feminine thing i
57:11
guess
57:13
solid though solid though three head
57:16
literally a three head dude how dare you
57:18
it's cause your hair's down
57:20
boy that's my hairline that is not like
57:22
this
57:23
is it's the same [ __ ] hairline
57:26
look like if four is like too much
57:30
it's going on my eye see what i mean i
57:32
got a three head bruh
57:34
three hips mourinho will be looking to
57:35
improve his champions league record with
57:37
chelsea
57:38
it was the only major trophy to elude
57:40
him in his previous spell at stuff oh
57:42
i've got another one
57:43
you know i was talking about like
57:44
different people's profile pictures on
57:46
twitter
57:46
every i'm so sorry please please save
57:49
yourself from being one of the people
57:50
that
57:50
have uh profile pictures of footballers
57:52
everyone hates them here
57:54
dom me fenugreek i love your bimbo
57:56
energy much energy well gel
58:04
i don't have bimbo energy that is not
58:08
that i don't have bimbo energy i'm a
58:10
smart guy
58:11
i'm smart and cool i'm smart
58:16
i am smart right i'm smart
58:20
people don't think i'm a bimbo i'm smart
58:23
i'm smart
58:24
right am i
58:27
i'm smart i'm smart himbo i'm smart dude
58:30
big brain let's see let me check the
58:33
reddit
58:34
i saw one post on there that's sure i
58:36
found kind of funny
58:37
look i commented on it because it was
58:40
funny
58:40
what the [ __ ] where is it i'm scrolling
58:44
this
58:44
i found this kind of funny i found that
58:46
kind of funny
58:47
this was this is a good post should have
58:49
deserved more optimize
58:52
it was funny i liked this one that was a
58:54
funny post so that cute dresses from
58:56
little for big
58:58
what about the cute blue dress you had
59:00
on earlier
59:01
didn't know you were such a baby doll
59:03
wink wink
59:05
wait what do you mean the one earlier
59:07
the i i've worn like a blue one
59:09
from the side don't worry you don't have
59:10
a big forehead i know
59:13
i've got a normal forehead uh it's a
59:16
it's a very
59:17
it's a very female hairline like
59:18
everything else about you
59:23
what about me is feminine i'm i'm a i'm
59:26
a i'm a manly man
59:27
i have knives and guns not real guns but
59:31
knives and guns
59:33
they're not even technically the real
59:34
knife but like you know i'm a manly guy
59:36
i'm a manly i'm a manly fella also
59:39
i've got a new look alike i go
59:43
i've got a new look-alike i guess i
59:45
don't know if i can really see it it's
59:46
maybe slightly
59:47
like maybe the eyes i guess nose is
59:50
different lips are different
59:52
maybe hairline it's like this and up
59:54
right like top half of face i can kind
59:56
of see it bottom my face
59:58
nah i can't see it goal proposal have
60:02
rose kiss a man
60:03
zero votes 13 comments
60:06
let's read the comment shall we
60:10
i'm guessing no we're champions
60:15
oh poor cell doesn't know finn has
60:17
already kissed a guy
60:18
haven't we all no simple answers stop
60:21
being mega weird why not would fence up
60:23
that as a girl
60:24
i mean it's kind of weird it's a bit
60:27
cringe in it bruv you know it kind of do
60:30
be
60:31
like how would i even go about this i'd
60:33
have to find a guy
60:34
and there is i know there isn't there's
60:36
like there's how am i gonna find a guy
60:38
that wants to kiss me
60:40
i'm sure there are none out there
60:44
never know vote in the poll what poll
60:47
[ __ ] what poll what poll have you done
60:49
i'm not gonna do a poll for it no
60:55
jesus christ okay reddit review
60:58
that would be kind of gay yeah a little
60:59
bit the panzer doesn't like oh panzer of
61:02
the lake what is your wisdom
61:04
finn is probably better looking than
61:06
most women
61:07
oh yeah [ __ ] wouldn't this become a
61:09
thing uh so i saw a thing on it before
61:11
i saw a video on it probably on tick
61:13
tock it was like
61:14
when did like seven become the average
61:16
for everyone like if you called someone
61:18
a six
61:19
it's calling them like ugly but if you
61:22
call them a seven they're like middle of
61:23
the road
61:24
like when did that become a thing like
61:26
five is like average you last
61:28
stream with your tucking
61:32
your your last stream with the god more
61:35
than 60 is official
61:37
five is average that's what i mean but
61:38
like seventy percent became like the
61:41
average
61:41
for like people writing hey rose you are
61:44
smart funny and downright adorable
61:46
like if you called someone a sex it'd be
61:48
like an insult to someone
61:49
like isn't that a bit weird i don't know
61:53
like five five is average it's not like
61:55
meh four is meh
61:57
five is average hey pal fed me over
61:59
yesterday so couldn't donate more then
62:03
oh uh kaboom i'm fine well there'd be
62:06
looking pogba's
62:07
with new hair and nails hell yeah uh
62:10
paypal [ __ ] me over yesterday i
62:11
couldn't donate more than
62:13
paypal always [ __ ] me over hey rose
62:16
you're
62:16
smart funny and downroad double a friend
62:18
of my fan a friend of mine
62:20
a friend of mine found you uh by
62:22
following me into your channel and now
62:24
and now she's a huge fan hell
62:27
yeah you know the one called daddy's
62:30
secret princess with the text baby doll
62:33
on your butt
62:35
yeah yeah i know that one the the
62:38
cheerleader inspired blue one and i've
62:40
done that one and then
62:41
you know the one daddy's secret princess
62:43
clean your room stream
62:45
clean your room streams stream
62:48
it's clean it's clean
62:52
look it's dude it's [ __ ] clean i
62:54
don't know why who
62:55
how do i convince you there's heels okay
62:57
that's not supposed to be there sure
62:59
but like everything else i don't know
63:00
what the [ __ ] that is someone just gave
63:02
me and i don't want to do it i don't
63:03
throw it away
63:04
that that could be better but it's not
63:08
the
63:08
worst it's not like okay it's not it's
63:12
sanitary but it's not tidy you know i
63:14
mean it's clean but it's not tidy it's
63:16
just
63:16
untidy in a maid dress dude i could do
63:19
it
63:21
oh [ __ ] i really could i have a made
63:24
dress you haven't seen it yet but i have
63:25
i have a maid outfit
63:28
that you could see anyway
63:31
i'm starting a landfill exactly clean
63:33
your room bucko jordan peterson indeed
63:35
we're all [ __ ]
63:36
lobsters you're fooling no one buddy it
63:40
is dude
63:41
it is it's [ __ ] done it's done it's a
63:44
clean room
63:45
uh bring cons
63:49
consternation i don't know what that
63:51
means consterna
63:53
consternation to outdated
63:56
outdated consecutive holy [ __ ] i feel
63:59
like i'm like
64:00
am i stupid
64:03
conse consecrated okay i don't know what
64:06
consecrated means but i've heard of it
64:08
i have never heard of consternation
64:10
before
64:12
gender roles were the constellation of
64:14
fem
64:15
why are you using like hundred dollar
64:17
words in a [ __ ] finster reddit post
64:19
what does that mean
64:21
you're dyslexic you're pa what does it
64:23
mean consternation
64:25
[Music]
64:27
feeling of anxiety or dismay
64:31
okay bring anxiety to the outdated
64:35
i think that means like it doesn't
64:36
consecrate economy like oh
64:38
wait consecrated does that mean like
64:39
over and done with or something
64:42
like archaic apparently 63 of chat
64:45
thinks you are dumb dumb yeah sacred
64:47
they think consecrated like sec anyway
64:50
[ __ ] i don't know
64:51
63 chat dude why can't i not see this
64:54
pole
64:56
what pole was it i didn't see the pole
64:58
it didn't pop up am i dumb
65:00
is my twitch thing done
65:11
yeah it doesn't pop up for me i just did
65:13
a poll it just doesn't show
65:14
oh my god my dude my [ __ ] everything
65:17
is so dumb i did a poll it's just not
65:19
working
65:20
i'm gonna go on to my main channel real
65:21
quick so i can actually see results of
65:23
polls
65:24
now we finally know little princess rose
65:27
is a little kinky
65:31
incorrect incorrect
65:34
it's a playful use of the words yes or
65:37
no yes
65:37
[ __ ] sake what do you think i'm dumb
65:41
i'm not i'm smart i'm smart and i clean
65:43
my room and i'm smart and i'm i'm not
65:45
i'm not dumb i'm smart
65:46
i'm really smart i'm really really smart
65:49
let's playful use of the words
65:52
uh okay righto
65:57
[Music]
65:59
an extreme okay sweet the [ __ ] is this
66:01
the full horseman of defense finster
66:03
viewer look at this
66:04
beautiful costume i got for you fair
66:07
fellas fellas i'm sure
66:09
i'm so honey put it back and put it back
66:11
in the box
66:13
yeah that yeah fair enough that is true
66:16
rose current outfit jesus christ someone
66:18
found that quickly
66:20
is this double standard of finn also
66:22
wearing consternation
66:23
means you can't poop we can give you
66:25
good clean out to help with that
66:29
he's used to be very comfortable wait
66:32
double standard of fin for what i'm so
66:33
confused what is this
66:35
finbo shut the [ __ ] up what is this finn
66:37
bro
66:38
first of all watching the audience i
66:40
don't know what this is it's a matter of
66:42
flashing recovery
66:43
[Music]
66:45
i don't know what this is i do not
66:47
understand i don't understand what it's
66:49
referring to
66:50
i have accidentally watched the audience
66:52
before once no
66:53
twice twice i know there's been at least
66:55
twice
66:57
anyway falling for the uh chat stints
67:00
let's convince them you're dumb dude i
67:02
feel dumb right now
67:03
i feel like stupid and i think it's
67:05
because i haven't had any like caffeine
67:07
can i like grab a i'm gonna order a red
67:09
bull
67:11
because i feel stupid right now and i
67:13
don't know why i think it's because this
67:14
is like my morning
67:17
i feel dumb and i don't know why i'm
67:18
gonna order something caffeinated so i
67:20
can wake myself up
67:22
uh red bull
67:26
and then i'll just say hi to the
67:27
delivery driver
67:30
red bull cactus flavor
67:36
what
67:40
why is there a cactus flavor red bull
67:42
i'm not even [ __ ] you on this what
67:43
the [ __ ] is this
67:49
what look
67:54
cactus cactus red bull bro
67:57
cactus is good what
68:00
[ __ ] what [ __ ] american like why
68:04
oh my god i'm so confused
68:08
everything you need to know is about
68:10
ratings in any regard
68:11
wait everything everything you need to
68:13
know about ratings
68:15
in any regard
68:16
[Music]
68:18
god this might have that might have been
68:19
a media share actually
68:22
okay know let me see let's find out
68:26
vanilla vanilla what is vanilla only
68:29
kinky
68:30
only people know only kinky people know
68:31
the word vanilla
68:33
now i understand the knives better now i
68:35
finally understand the knives better
68:40
i feel [ __ ] stupid nothing's making
68:42
sense to me today okay
68:43
i don't know if this is genuinely i've
68:45
lost brain cells overnight
68:48
or am i just being dumb because i feel
68:50
like half the [ __ ] isn't making
68:52
sense because it's just the morning okay
68:55
i'm gonna order a red bull
68:59
let it be known i need to start
69:01
streaming at night time well it is night
69:02
time i just need to start waking up in
69:04
the morning
69:08
okay let's get like a four pack of red
69:10
bull solid
69:12
i think i'm just confused
69:16
okay what else do i want oh do i want
69:19
some uh
69:20
just want some dunkin donuts what's
69:22
dunkin donuts
69:23
is that good is that an american thing
69:25
what are dunkin donuts are they good are
69:27
they nice donuts
69:28
like comparatively to krispy kreme how
69:30
do they stack up
69:32
krispy kreme you can't beat i'm i'm
69:34
convinced if there is a
69:36
a food that is better than a krispy
69:38
kreme donut
69:39
i have yet to taste it it's good it's
69:41
inferior
69:43
they're coffee really ah well i'll grab
69:44
a doughnut i'll grab it there's
69:46
i want to try it uh and then some what's
69:50
it's
69:50
[ __ ] yeah i'm having a snack snack binge
69:54
bro
69:54
what's it's a great priority delivery i
69:56
don't know what i've only ever had
69:59
an uber eats order that's gone to
70:00
someone else first once
70:02
and then they added priority and now i
70:04
feel like i can't
70:05
like not have it not look at it not get
70:08
it sorry
70:09
because it's like two pounds i don't
70:10
know it's good marketing 24 hour streams
70:12
to fix the sleeve schedule
70:15
um
70:21
no i still woke up like five it's just
70:24
that like
70:25
you know i still woke up at like 5 30.
70:27
it's not like late but it's
70:28
it's not late enough that i'd want to
70:30
like stay up for
70:31
24 hours and more it'd be like 30 hours
70:35
to fix it
70:36
no no why is my media share no working
70:39
there it is
70:42
okay let's find out oh there's someone
70:45
that's just
70:46
dear darry my dyslexia is getting better
70:49
every day
70:58
that was pretty funny
71:03
go michael let's go hell yeah plug champ
71:06
michael
71:08
okay this is good he starts crying i'm
71:10
gonna keep going
71:13
nice dude i mean for [ __ ] sake even if
71:16
she has a bush down there i'll still go
71:18
on it
71:23
suck on those pubic hairs i could know
71:25
tomorrow
71:33
i feel like i gotta explain it that clip
71:35
was recorded by me
71:37
and lays one of the funniest things that
71:39
i've recorded
71:41
it's oh my god we just met this [ __ ]
71:44
kid in minecraft that just thought he
71:46
was probably really
71:46
everybody on five teams
71:49
for the week
71:53
he was only six dude the the kid was
71:55
[ __ ] sorry it's
71:57
funny because he was trying to be edgy
71:58
and [ __ ] but the exact line he used
72:01
to feel cool and like to the line he
72:04
used to like go
72:05
oh yeah i know i i know sex was i would
72:08
suck on those pubic hairs like no
72:10
tomorrow
72:11
and it gets funnier the longer i've been
72:14
alive
72:15
because i knew that's not how it worked
72:17
then
72:18
and i know so close to a year can
72:22
believe him even spending money on this
72:24
[ __ ] five-year-old i hope
72:26
my mother never finds out god what an
72:29
idiot
72:30
i i the day that they uh
72:33
they find your bank stay with us
72:38
oh you're winning son at council
72:41
hopefully they'll lose this is a chill
72:42
streak
72:46
[Music]
72:49
how many you have paid for the higher
72:51
lashes
72:53
when latex dress because of you i have
72:56
hidden that i
72:57
am bi i now have an instagram account
73:00
for my cross-dressing you
73:02
inspired me to do it if you would look
73:05
at it
73:05
it would be an honor underscore jessica
73:08
underscore cd
73:11
how many of you have paid for that so
73:14
you know
73:15
people keep referencing very kink stuff
73:17
that is known as ddlg don't google that
73:21
too out there even for this stream yeah
73:25
i'm aware of what it is i think we
73:26
talked about it last time because i
73:27
didn't know what the thing was but the
73:28
company that makes this is like
73:30
they're they cater to that audience but
73:32
they're still good stuff
73:33
they still make cute [ __ ] what can i say
73:36
they're good stuff they just maybe the
73:39
concept that it's behind isn't the best
73:42
anyway um there's some like [ __ ]
73:45
there's some [ __ ] on isn't that like the
73:47
thing with that like one woman just
73:49
pretends to be a baby
73:50
and it's like a sex thing like
73:54
it's like i i can kind of get like
73:58
from like a woman's perspective that
74:00
that'd be like i i can get that
74:01
it's less weird but from the guys dude
74:04
if you're a dude that's like
74:06
i don't know if you're a guy that's into
74:10
[ __ ] women pretending to be uh
74:12
children
74:14
it's a little weird it's a little weird
74:16
champ i i can't i can't lie
74:19
so you know a little weird i i kind of
74:22
get it from like i can understand
74:24
the [ __ ] thought process behind from
74:26
the woman's side because you know
74:28
there's like the thing of like being
74:29
submissive and that's just
74:30
scale right but
74:33
very odd on the guy side very odd it's a
74:36
little bit cursed
74:38
sorry
74:41
submissively this child god no it
74:43
doesn't mean child it just
74:44
like [ __ ] i can see how it could
74:46
escalate it's just [ __ ]
74:48
ah i don't know it's a creepy weird
74:50
thing i mean i mean
74:53
anyway as long as god it's just odd i
74:55
don't even want to talk about it it's
74:56
just odd
74:57
it's probably way more complex there's a
74:59
cell unlike a surface level thing it's
75:01
like what beldelphine does
75:03
right like that's her like your vibe
75:06
you know that's what she does i've seen
75:08
like an interview with her where she
75:09
talked about it
75:10
and i was like all right okay i can see
75:13
the perspective but it's still [ __ ]
75:15
weird
75:16
anyway like king shaming i'm not it's
75:19
just you know
75:21
i am i am
75:24
i i am a little bit i'm i i will shame
75:27
it if it's like less
75:28
i
75:33
it's the when it goes very extreme i'll
75:36
shame it
75:36
on a surface level where it's stuff like
75:38
this you want to feel all cute and stuff
75:40
and you want to be
75:41
or you know you you want the whole like
75:43
daddy thing i
75:44
sure i get that that's not creepy that's
75:46
fine i get it that's cool we don't king
75:48
shame here
75:53
but but
75:56
it does get a bit weird the further up
75:59
you go
76:00
it does escalate the the far extreme
76:04
reaches of it
76:05
i will shame
76:09
i will shame a little bit
76:15
new topic change subject you don't
76:17
understand bdsm i don't
76:20
am i just [ __ ] stupid i kind of am i
76:23
might just
76:24
listen i haven't had my morning red bull
76:27
take
76:27
nothing did i say seriously i don't get
76:30
it
76:32
i'm gonna leave it there all i know
76:35
is uh i know i know makeup i know hair i
76:39
know nails and i know knives
76:40
that is all that i know i also know
76:41
minecraft and redstone so that's pretty
76:43
dope
76:45
shame dick
76:51
yeah new hair nails eyelash
76:54
shame all tick what we need is some more
76:58
wholesome feet people
77:00
there are you know i've met wholesome
77:02
feet people i
77:04
they're so everywhere now i've met
77:06
wholesome feet people
77:07
there are it's the fact that they're
77:09
kind of like everywhere you know
77:13
i'm more on board with defeat people
77:15
think i get it i can understand
77:19
i have a friend one of the oh god dude i
77:22
i they're so like everywhere i kind of
77:24
more get it than the um
77:26
i'll i'll allow them to remain here it's
77:29
we're a safe space for the um
77:33
uh degenerates
77:39
what about motorboating people that's
77:40
normal
77:42
that's a normal thing to do you know you
77:45
got a girlfriend you want to uh
77:47
go go into their chest and go you know
77:49
[ __ ] it that's
77:50
normal i'd say that's cool this talk
77:53
makes me think that you said no to if
77:55
simply for business reasons not because
77:57
of
78:00
not because of adult things clearly
78:01
there's something uh you're into you're
78:03
not telling us
78:10
yeah and you'll never find out what it
78:11
is
78:13
it's not knives holy [ __ ] friend i
78:15
should i should clarify god damn
78:17
i know that sound like that but [ __ ]
78:19
hell uh
78:21
but no no it is for business reasons i i
78:23
have nothing against the adult industry
78:25
like that's a completely fine thing that
78:27
i i get it's not something that i'm
78:29
super into
78:30
it would be a bad business decision also
78:32
i don't really want that to be my image
78:33
online that's the reason why i won't do
78:35
it
78:35
however we respect people that work in
78:38
the adult industry here
78:39
like they're [ __ ] hard-working people
78:42
it's nothing to have against it i have
78:43
nothing against people that do that
78:45
so yeah no there's nothing like that but
78:46
my god knife play is [ __ ] terrifying
78:50
it's no shame in it but god damn
78:53
i i might i've been when i was told that
78:56
it existed
78:58
my penis went in me dude i shrunk out
79:01
that [ __ ]
79:02
is like weak at the knees [ __ ] that
79:04
[ __ ] made me hurt inside
79:06
i i've cut myself accidentally like
79:09
three times with knives i've cut my hand
79:11
like there there
79:12
and like just [ __ ] knives they
79:16
are the most dangerous [ __ ] you need to
79:18
respect them my guy
79:20
i know there should be no point in which
79:22
a blade touches you
79:25
it you should avoid that at all costs i
79:27
like knives but i [ __ ] i respect them
79:29
it's like people that are into guns
79:31
like everyone that's into guns they
79:34
they're not like
79:35
idiots right well some of them are but
79:36
like you know the people that like will
79:38
show you how to shoot at a range
79:40
like don't [ __ ] point that at me make
79:41
sure it's always unloaded keep your
79:43
finger off the trigger all that
79:44
they know that [ __ ] they respect the
79:45
thing that they're into same thing with
79:47
knives
79:47
ah blood play messed up yeah i mean you
79:50
know it's not my thing it's [ __ ]
79:52
i makes me go i know that but you know
79:56
oh my god uh how much did you spend on
79:59
nails to do
80:00
yourself no i did i get them done at
80:02
iceland ten months pug
80:04
i get them done in a salon they're they
80:05
only take three hours
80:08
they take a really long time um
80:12
but yeah they i don't do it myself i'm
80:14
not nearly as talented
80:15
as i should be to be able to do that
80:17
what channel is that minecraft clip on i
80:18
can't find anywhere
80:20
that minecraft clip i mean i've got
80:22
minecraft i've got a whole minecraft
80:23
channel
80:24
you know or or am i done
80:28
i don't know finn's just stinky get out
80:31
of here not connor
80:32
get out of here how long's the stream
80:34
gonna be i don't know i definitely want
80:35
my red bull though
80:36
i'm waiting until that is it a shirt or
80:38
a dress
80:40
it's both it's technically like a onesie
80:44
so it's it's it's closer to a shirt than
80:47
a dress
80:49
yeah i'd say it's close to a shirt than
80:50
a dress
80:52
one of the media share a few minutes ago
80:53
oh i don't know
80:57
uh i'm waiting until we get some media
80:59
shares that aren't like i've got like a
81:01
big long list of all the ones that are
81:02
pending
81:03
like 20 of them that are all in like the
81:06
red category
81:08
so no no
81:11
i'm gonna approve a couple of them
81:15
and see what it is are you winning son
81:19
okay jp yourself thank you for the ten
81:21
thousand dollars
81:25
she said my name
81:31
winning winning
81:36
[Music]
81:40
i wonder if i could what if like
81:43
that's so funny oh it's it's ironic i
81:45
wonder if i could
81:47
get rid of donations for the month if i
81:49
just stopped
81:51
acknowledging the people like if i said
81:53
everyone's name wrong
81:57
like that could be fun i'll be like just
82:00
that could be kind of funny thanks for
82:03
the ten thousand dollars um
82:04
brian or something i don't know that'd
82:07
be that'd
82:08
work great you monster finally caught it
82:10
it did
82:11
how long wait how how long is your
82:13
natural hair now
82:14
this is my natural hair
82:19
no they'll be like say my name correctly
82:21
no toxic ethot
82:23
great idea i've got this for the next
82:25
how many days 30 days for the next 30
82:27
days i got it
82:33
whoa what the [ __ ]
82:37
hey vsauce michael here do you want to
82:40
see the most
82:41
illegal thing i own rose has a knife
82:44
kink and only fans would just be videos
82:47
rose slicing cucumbers up
82:59
i feel like if i had a if i had an
83:00
interesting kink i tell you my kink
83:03
yeah because then people would give me
83:05
money for it
83:06
i it's the the unfortunate news is that
83:08
i'm really boring
83:11
like uh that's kind of like the worst
83:14
thing i
83:15
i wish you know but
83:18
i feel like i've got a more boring i'm
83:20
just like [ __ ]
83:22
you know just i'm just boring dude
83:24
there's nothing that i'm super
83:26
cbd i change it you know it's cbt
83:29
but not for me i want to just i my whole
83:32
thing i just like
83:33
[ __ ] kicking people in the balls just
83:35
really just really good
83:37
like basically the same thing minx has
83:42
i'm watching vsauce you are now okay
83:45
let's pick i do let's pick through the
83:46
danger list so this is what i'm on about
83:48
basically what what this does is on cube
83:50
media this is all everything will pop up
83:51
that's normal
83:52
and pending media this is all the
83:53
[ __ ] the
83:55
whoa you know like it's the it's the
83:58
stuff that they have deemed unworthy
83:59
automatically
84:01
so i know you don't get to see what it
84:02
is beforehand so it's a bit of a risk
84:04
and i like it fun good night pc
84:09
[Music]
84:12
i feel called out tonight uh thanks for
84:16
three dollars kevlar
84:32
[Music]
84:40
wait that's just gonna fall in the void
84:43
how would that mess your computer up
84:46
yeah that'd be fine it should have been
84:48
the other way around rip streamlabs
84:50
there now i don't care
84:54
it works does it not work look at that
84:57
and he won't down here again oh who else
84:59
uh mustache could you add
85:01
ah yes [ __ ] could you do your mod to
85:03
the stream labs
85:04
it's like a mod media i already did and
85:06
i don't know how to do it
85:08
anymore read my donut i just did there
85:10
you go i could ban everyone if you want
85:12
oh [ __ ] i forgot he's a mod whoops
85:16
minecraft okay
85:20
there's just a bunch of rick asics never
85:21
going to give you up um
85:24
how to become what is this
85:33
oh it's ice cream
85:40
[Music]
85:41
nice please say my name wrong
85:45
thank you nope for the five dollars
85:51
thank you uh
85:55
holy [ __ ] i've seen this clip
86:01
okay
86:06
betrayal i was terrible at halo
86:10
what have i done i was terrible if
86:14
i was a kid let's do this one
86:17
okay lol
86:35
is it me is it me
86:41
god damn it uh maybe i should use that
86:43
pink chair again that shit's like just
86:45
can you see it over there it's just
86:46
gonna that's the only thing that's not
86:48
clean it is just
86:50
terrible it's not possible you've come
86:52
to
86:56
say my name again no
87:00
no i refuse coming down road no i'm just
87:02
going to move all of this
87:04
garbage to there and then change
87:07
into onto that good or bad idea good or
87:10
bad
87:10
solid bad idea what thunk
87:14
feet [ __ ] god my socks
87:18
i have only sandals next to me
87:28
you people are you people you people you
87:30
people
87:31
stop stop bad bad people bad stop
87:35
do the salon workers know you are
87:37
cross-dressing or do you go in boy mode
87:40
uh
87:44
well i mean i go i mean it depends when
87:47
i go this the last time i went which was
87:49
to get these done i didn't have the hair
87:50
but i did have the eyelashes
87:52
but i was mostly wearing stuff that i
87:54
could like pass was like guy stuff
87:56
none of it was guy stuff because i found
87:58
one [ __ ] loud guy stuff but like
88:00
it was all stuff that could like that
88:03
one looks just like you
88:05
like i've just got some [ __ ] some
88:07
yeah it was fine i don't know
88:10
i had a mask on but i was like very
88:12
clearly a guy i don't know we didn't
88:14
talk about it
88:16
but maybe i've reached such a point of
88:18
like i don't think i care anymore now
88:21
like i don't really consider what they
88:23
think about it now i'm just like
88:25
i don't i don't care if they asked like
88:28
i'd be like oh yeah whatever but like
88:30
see now passing as a guy i'm trying my
88:32
best but i didn't have the hair on so i
88:34
just wore like a hat
88:36
it was fine so you know
88:39
there was no there was no in the in the
88:41
goal in the goal uh the goal month
88:43
rules there was no like you have to try
88:46
and pass the girl
88:47
all the time you know it was just you
88:49
know dates
88:50
dresses but nothing that was like
88:54
i had to i had to look
88:57
uh i looked feminine but i didn't i
88:59
don't know
89:01
i still personally believe that even
89:02
with makeup and eyelashes i can pass as
89:04
a guy
89:05
say my name again
89:10
thank you um thank you uh thank you
89:13
uh sports shorty thank you for the
89:16
thanks for the five dollars
89:17
and uh thanks for the three uh you can
89:20
you can blur the chat now that you've
89:22
normalized your female persona
89:24
as your default state five head oh wait
89:27
you can use the ch
89:28
you can use the blue chair now as you've
89:29
normalized your female personas the
89:31
default state
89:33
jesus christ uh thanks for the donation
89:35
thanks so much for the donation
89:36
uh uh three three leg um
89:40
tongue uh oh thanks for the five dollars
89:42
from uh
89:43
the other guy i forgot already um
89:48
you're not even practicing for mcc not
89:50
in mcc
89:51
i'm not in this one yeah i'm in the next
89:53
video three dollars but i didn't know
89:54
i'm not in this one they haven't
89:55
released it but i'm
89:56
usually they do a thing where they're
89:58
like i'm you're in one you're not in one
89:59
year
90:00
i'm not in the next one but i might be
90:02
in the next one but i'm not in this one
90:03
i'm not in this one no way you're not
90:06
yeah no i'm not in this one
90:09
have they not announced all of them yet
90:11
i'm not in it
90:13
like i feel like they announced all of
90:14
them now but
90:16
i feel like it's not really a spoiler to
90:18
say that i'm not in it
90:20
uh yeah no
90:24
i'm not in it i think i can still play
90:27
the server though weirdly
90:29
let's find out shall we should i
90:30
practice for mcc even though i'm not in
90:32
mcc
90:33
chat needs a horny jail timeout indeed
90:36
hi you're in team foolish rambo and carl
90:40
what no i'm not
90:43
i'm not in it i mean i haven't been told
90:46
that i'm in it but i'm not in it
90:48
i i think i've been told that i'm not in
90:50
it
90:54
i'm almost certain that i'm not in it
91:02
i'm almost certain that i'm not in this
91:05
i'm not in this
91:06
i think no i've been around nothing
91:10
i love you rose why not scared me for a
91:12
minute i was like wow i really thought
91:14
so
91:15
uh i was like damn i second guessed i
91:17
really thought that i wasn't anyway
91:19
um why no heels i i don't know i got
91:22
dressed really quickly
91:24
should i be in rambu kyle rip
91:27
i don't know what you're on about
91:28
they're not in them they're not what the
91:29
[ __ ] about
91:31
they're not in mcc oh say my name wrong
91:34
big [ __ ] rip they didn't apply though
91:38
i don't think they even applied for it
91:40
like
91:41
i mean let me see i can check if they
91:43
even applied let me see
91:45
i don't think they applied let me expose
91:47
them
91:49
um i'm almost certain they didn't apply
91:53
because there's a backup list they do
91:55
like they say like here's all the people
91:56
that didn't get in
91:57
so if you didn't get in you can quickly
91:58
just check so yeah i'm fairly certain
92:00
they just didn't apply
92:03
anyway well they didn't they must have
92:04
not applied in time i guess
92:06
let's see if i have access to the mcc
92:08
practice server
92:14
um where is this or is this or this
92:19
mcc training okay
92:22
oh yeah i can get on it look at this
92:26
mcc practice baby
92:30
hold on look at this
92:33
i don't know what what's fun to do
92:36
thing come battle box oh god they're all
92:38
in it what the [ __ ] why are they all
92:39
here
92:41
oh my god wait they're hold on people
92:43
are talking to me and i i didn't expect
92:45
this to be a thing
92:46
i thought that i'd be alone hey there's
92:49
so many people on dreams on fundies on
92:51
germany
92:52
am i stupid am i not supposed to be here
92:56
or were they live oh [ __ ] um where's
92:59
battle box
93:00
where is battle box
93:04
where is it am i stupid where is it
93:06
parkour
93:07
parkour oh god
93:12
this was a bad idea is this battle box
93:17
hey it's wilbur hey warba
93:21
what's up hello
93:24
you're much shorter than you are in real
93:26
life
93:27
i'm like the same height of him hi does
93:29
him here hey buddy
93:30
where are they all i see names over
93:33
there
93:34
do
93:40
[Music]
93:43
oh battle box hey dude can i just watch
93:46
this i don't want to
93:47
partake in it because i'm going to use
93:49
up a spot go blue [ __ ] what the heck
93:51
do they need a teammate oh [ __ ] it fine
93:54
hey harvey hey dream
93:55
um i i didn't mean to be here i'm not
93:58
supposed to be here right now
94:01
um this one i guess why am i on a team
94:04
with the good pvpers
94:05
i'm not supposed to be here [ __ ]
94:10
[Music]
94:12
i'm not supposed to be here very clearly
94:25
i got him once hey off i have
94:29
oh [ __ ] me i can't build
94:40
oh [ __ ] i forgot that's not my pvp is it
94:46
oh let's go harvey
94:53
[Music]
94:55
let's go gg
94:58
oh do i
95:01
am i supposed to i don't think
95:04
i'm supposed to be here
95:07
be here fam uh
95:11
i'll go uh [ __ ] i guess i'll go i'll go
95:14
b team again blue team
95:17
okay well i guess i'm in mcc now
95:25
the harvey and dream finn dream team
95:44
i'm stupid i'm dumb
95:47
okay who else is in this is it just
95:49
harvey yeah okay
95:51
it's harvey and uh cbk
95:54
i'm just not supposed to be here on this
95:57
dream goes this what the [ __ ] this map
95:59
is so [ __ ]
96:02
[ __ ] it we're playing mcc now what shall
96:05
i do shall i
96:06
shall i quickly change the title till
96:08
we're playing shall i just [ __ ] around
96:09
on mcc for a bit
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hi hey dude
96:15
[ __ ] it we're playing mcc
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[Music]
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mcc i guess
96:23
what the [ __ ]
96:27
what um i've got to join a team real
96:29
quick i don't know how there's just not
96:30
enough of them
96:32
be team again let's go i'm always the
96:34
last to join it okay
96:37
there we are where's the don't wait
96:38
where are the where's the donuts like
96:40
that
96:40
are they [ __ ] something up
96:44
have you tried to braid your hair before
96:46
no i have not
96:50
[ __ ] cpa coconut
96:54
oh i got messed up there holy [ __ ]
96:58
i got absolutely destroyed by him
97:00
holiday just wanted to stay looking
97:02
stunning
97:02
as always what the [ __ ] is going on
97:06
i've invaded the mcc tournament
97:10
get him oh get him javi
97:14
i can't believe i've been subbed to this
97:16
cringy person for four months
97:19
i feel so bad for harvey and for harvey
97:21
and dream i'm still kind of
97:23
stuck on a team with me do they care i'm
97:25
gonna let them pick the class because i
97:27
do okay i'm gonna stay back i've got the
97:29
arrows class hey buddy hey dude
97:31
hey man hey rv ready to pvp
97:36
did you see me go like full 1.8 pvp for
97:38
a minute
97:40
you can't see the chat i'm sorry
97:50
then we're pushing up quicker
98:03
go on oh the other two got him holy [ __ ]
98:06
it's just cpk
98:11
you get him that was good
98:18
oh my god oh harvey left did he just
98:21
quit or did he get timed out
98:24
oh god is it just me it's just me and
98:26
dream i guess hey buddy
98:30
i'm [ __ ] intimidated already dude
98:32
okay
98:35
rv no
98:38
okay it's 2v3 the two best players in
98:42
minecraft versus the three
98:44
worst are we right oh [ __ ] i'm screwed
98:47
i'm dead i'm dead dream i'm so sorry
98:49
i'm never gonna be in the smp at this
98:50
rate [ __ ]
98:53
i died immediately dude oh we lost
98:56
harvey where's he at
98:58
[ __ ] all right we might need a more
99:01
balanced team we need like a 3v3
99:04
what's happening i joined to see if i
99:07
could i
99:08
i was checking to see if i was able to
99:09
join the practice server and apparently
99:12
i am i'm not in mcc
99:14
but oh holy [ __ ] is he wanting
99:19
almost holy [ __ ]
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[Music]
99:22
yeah he tanked that [ __ ] he was like he
99:24
killed two and a half of them
99:27
we need someone on b team yeah should i
99:31
do we need like one more person we're
99:32
going up against two v threes
99:34
uh one point sixteen feet a piece weird
99:36
oh we don't have like a shield or
99:37
anything i just
99:38
i kind of the crossbow is the best one
99:40
[ __ ] actually i'm gonna grab this they
99:41
always charge me
99:42
oh [ __ ] okay that one's the next one i'm
99:44
gonna grab because they always charge me
99:47
do i have to press ready
99:51
i'm ready wait what do i do i'm ready
99:54
there we go
99:57
[Music]
100:01
one two two good
100:17
i was doing so good i'm letting him down
100:20
dude i feel terrible
100:22
i feel terrible [ __ ] i
100:25
i i hit cbk so hard
100:30
i please dream do this for me don't make
100:32
me feel bad i did
100:34
someone else gotta pack me up on this
100:35
[ __ ] dude
100:42
because cpk's on ironically oh my god he
100:45
[ __ ] won
100:48
jesus
100:51
okay i'm going with this one it's the
100:54
damage one splash person instant damage
100:55
yeah
100:56
so they always charge me on the left
101:01
team be ready let's go okay let's go
101:04
nine seconds
101:06
we can win we can win we got it you
101:08
might want to reconsider your
101:10
professional
101:11
minecraft a job title after falling in
101:13
that
101:14
i thought
101:20
they're all right at this pvp thing
101:32
yep
101:37
that was pretty good actually that was
101:39
some good
101:44
i'm okay at bows i just can't jump
101:47
apparently
101:48
like that's my flaw with battlebox is
101:50
that i can't
101:51
jump at the right time dude
101:54
i feel bad i'm feeling terrible that i'm
101:56
doing this to this poor green man
102:00
yeah this poor green man
102:05
i feel like we need someone else on the
102:06
b team because we keep winning it but
102:08
it's not because of me
102:10
okay that was better though oh my god
102:14
b team ready let's go nikki you want to
102:16
play you we need
102:18
a third
102:23
please nikki oh nia you see
102:27
let's go okay we got neochu we finally
102:30
stand a chance
102:34
i'm not just stuck with that loser dream
102:40
oh good hits good hits good hits oh my
102:43
god i missed
102:44
i missed again hey buddy
102:51
my favorite thing jumping [ __ ]
102:57
okay i'm going to stay away from the
102:58
jumps everybody lost us up
103:02
wait
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oh my god did you see what just happened
103:10
wait oh my god it was fine oh my god
103:14
it didn't even look bad it looked like i
103:16
looked like i jumped in the lava because
103:18
the game was ending
103:19
i i did it i nailed it they they all
103:21
thought it was on purpose
103:31
okay they thought they all thought it
103:33
was very early jump yeah
103:39
please do it again there it is
103:43
okay
103:45
[Music]
103:47
i was trying to get this harming potion
103:51
hey i tanked that bullet for you nikki
103:59
second
104:04
oh hey cbk come on buddy charge me i
104:07
dare you i dare you [ __ ]
104:09
yes nailed it
104:12
i did it all i did it all i'm the sole
104:14
purpose we won i it's this i'm the sole
104:17
reason that we won
104:18
i got two hits
104:21
there we go instant karma
104:24
okay we did it okay
104:29
i'm just slowly training my pvp ability
104:31
maybe one day i'll be able to
104:33
beat skeppy in pvp you look beautiful as
104:36
always rose
104:38
oh wait nicki's not here [ __ ] it's just
104:40
me and dream
104:41
[Music]
104:43
going forward again i think
104:48
well traded we both have a splash potion
104:51
though
104:52
hit each other
104:56
oh oh i don't know
104:59
i got hit through the thing i got
105:00
screwed this guy shot me
105:02
i didn't think he had line of sight oh
105:05
[ __ ]
105:05
okay fine i've learned okay who do you
105:09
think's gonna win this cpk i feel like
105:10
dream might lose this one
105:13
it's just cpk's got the [ __ ] crossbow
105:16
and he's got range
105:22
come on buddy come on buddy i i want to
105:25
believe
105:27
oh he's closing the distance i think i
105:29
think dream's got it
105:33
damn i don't think he should have closed
105:35
the distance i think cpk's like
105:37
he's pretty good with that harvey's back
105:39
i think cp guy's really good with it
105:42
harvey's back please harvey join nature
105:46
wait holy [ __ ] we might have a like a
105:48
four we might have a four team if happy
105:50
chance
105:52
green man saves the day
105:58
i'm just helping you know why would he
106:00
try and tank all of them
106:03
[ __ ] you
106:08
i really wanted to make sure he'd die
106:10
that was it i
106:11
really wanted to make sure he was over
106:13
with
106:17
okay i believe in nicki for this there
106:19
we go
106:20
truman nicki got it
106:23
okay it looks like there's a lot of
106:24
people now oh please harvey don't join b
106:27
team i can't i can't
106:30
kill harvey what why did we ready
106:35
is he not oh god he didn't join any
106:37
that's annoying he's just watching us
106:39
he's over there okay
106:41
oh javi let's go okay we got a 40 layer
106:43
okay they've got four we've got four
106:45
finally the this is genuinely actually a
106:48
team that i
106:49
yeah harvey and dream on a team are
106:51
gonna wreck [ __ ]
106:54
yeah she's pretty good
107:08
not your smartest play
107:15
i'm kill hungry boys there we go
107:20
we didn't even lose anyone we still got
107:22
all of us there yeah
107:24
gg we all we didn't even take a
107:27
dude really is the dream team we didn't
107:30
even take like any damage
107:33
dude the [ __ ] right we're winning when
107:36
finn says
107:37
us when finster's good at pvp
107:41
okay all right i feel like i could come
107:44
more than 36th
107:45
in them in in paddle box
107:48
like i could do okay ready up red team
107:52
there we go
107:55
okay cpk
107:58
3v4 right now no it's 3v it's 4v4 now
108:02
i still think we've got it the team the
108:05
team feels slightly unbalanced
108:09
when they stack up like that it's really
108:10
easy to get a hit
108:21
oh my god i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm
108:22
stupid
108:26
[ __ ] yeah they kind of screw me there i
108:28
was i tried to get cpk and all three of
108:31
them came out the woodwork
108:33
all right ggs
108:36
i should have like i should have just
108:38
thrown the uh i should have just thrown
108:39
the damage part on the ground
108:41
and just what has it got just suicide
108:44
bombed it through they would have been
108:45
better
108:46
i could have got so much more team
108:47
damage
108:50
indeed couple gun get you i don't know
108:53
cub fan actually
108:54
i haven't heard of them before they're
108:56
pretty good it's nice of dream t-a-p-l
108:58
and nikki to include a mascot
109:00
in their team go team i believe in you
109:03
go team uh give me a d
109:08
give me an r i'm gonna kill this random
109:11
fox boy
109:14
we both threw it we both missed give me
109:17
a d
109:18
holy [ __ ] do we even need to be here
109:23
he killed everyone
109:28
do we do we even need to be here dream's
109:32
just going to win it for us
109:34
yeah the [ __ ]
109:39
we didn't even need i i'm not even
109:41
dream's hard
109:42
carrying dream's playing a d carry right
109:44
now
109:45
you distract dream kill yeah damn he
109:48
really wanted that d
109:49
give me a d give it up wait [ __ ] i
109:51
can't spell that
109:53
harvey's no harvey's not here heck
109:58
have they not read they're four of them
110:00
i've okay we're back to three
110:02
i still think we can win at least it's
110:03
more fair
110:05
the doughnut's on the way
110:06
[Music]
110:08
where's the i didn't think the dino
110:10
would be in the way
110:12
they got that pot really quickly
110:16
we traded get him again
110:21
ah i'm dumb i hit myself i'm an idiot
110:31
he was watching that's not good that's
110:34
not good
110:34
that's not good at all that's bad
110:38
oh okay we'll do like a couple more
110:40
rounds of this and then i'll go do
110:41
something else
110:42
i want to try and do the uh the parkour
110:44
again see if i still remember it and
110:45
then that's about it and then i'm gonna
110:46
hop off of mcc practice
110:48
because i feel like i am really not
110:49
supposed to be here
110:52
okay man's got the crossbow
110:56
join their discord uh are they in
111:02
[Music]
111:04
discord
111:09
goodbye okay let me check with this call
111:12
real quick let's see if they're in the
111:13
mcc discord or not if they're in the mcc
111:15
discord
111:16
oh no they're in one of them they're in
111:18
the other teams in the in the training
111:20
chat
111:21
yeah it's not our team in there it's the
111:22
other team in there but yeah
111:26
close nikki turbo filzer
111:29
they're probably in the dream team
111:31
discord instead of uh
111:32
sorry they're probably in the uh in the
111:34
dream s p discord not the mcc one
111:36
and i'm not in the dream smp i'm not in
111:39
any of this
111:40
i'm not even supposed to be here
111:41
slightly i'm
111:44
oh god but is someone still alive oh
111:46
dream's still alive
111:51
oh catherine oh poor cancer
111:56
poor poor catherine dead dead no big
111:59
surprise
112:00
would you want to join the dream smb ah
112:02
we'll see
112:04
okay hey finn have you ever just thought
112:07
lesbians are just dick vaginas or d
112:10
for chance dick vegans uh that's not how
112:13
that works
112:14
i guess maybe just all vegans are uh
112:16
they don't like meat
112:19
oh heck cpk's not it anymore okay after
112:22
this
112:22
we shall go do other i wanted to go do
112:24
the parkour
112:26
cpk is a coward and refuses to face me
112:29
so look at him what a coward
112:36
they're not even readying up there we go
112:40
coward okay let's do it let's show them
112:44
let's show
112:45
cpk how much better we are
112:46
[Music]
112:51
why are they all over there do you want
112:54
it
112:56
well they didn't even
113:05
hey bucko
113:12
what do we do with him i kind of feel
113:13
bad i can't like block him in or
113:15
anything
113:16
do we
113:23
good job don't do it don't do it
113:26
i want to choose to die no
113:30
i'm so sorry there we go let's go do
113:32
some parkour
113:33
i'm uh i'm a different
113:38
let me do parkour
113:42
sorry sorry dream
113:46
gonna have to get off my back now
113:50
okay i want to try to uh what should i
113:53
do ice race let's try ice race
113:55
okay it just goes okay by the way
114:00
can i [ __ ] move this yeah just
114:02
[ __ ]
114:03
okay okay i'm annoyed
114:09
[ __ ] it oh okay let me quickly uh let me
114:11
quickly settle this let me let me
114:13
[ __ ] fix the uh
114:14
what i have done there
114:20
ah looks about right
114:23
there i guess that's fine and let's grab
114:25
both of those and then just move them
114:26
like
114:28
small that's fine okay don't think he
114:31
likes you
114:34
hmm
114:36
do you think it's because i insulted his
114:37
game or no
114:40
wait you i didn't know you're an mcc i'm
114:42
not an mcc
114:43
but i know this parkour i apparently
114:48
i did i used to be able to play this
114:51
pretty well
114:53
i had a pretty decent time
114:56
i want to see if i still remember all
114:57
the moves for it
114:59
[Music]
115:02
solid solid fan solid thin
115:04
[Music]
115:06
oh kind of goof there that wasn't good
115:08
[Music]
115:16
bad
115:19
bad really bad for my first try not not
115:22
good
115:26
[Music]
115:29
this is terrible this is an awful first
115:31
try but this is pretty much where all of
115:33
the speed comes in
115:37
yep van i goofed it again
115:39
[Music]
115:40
there we go that was actually okay
115:44
all right let's see where i stack up
115:48
let's see where i stack up on the
115:49
scoreboard with that time
115:51
oh there's a lap [ __ ] that was one
115:56
okay i got how much was that one lap did
115:58
that was like one minute
116:00
okay let's see how fast they did theirs
116:02
so dreams got the top one right now
116:05
i would have been about three minutes
116:06
with that time which wouldn't have even
116:07
made me to beat like [ __ ]
116:09
silvia or techno blades time not the
116:11
best
116:12
not the best anyway i do suck at uh
116:16
this bit and also the rest of this bit
116:18
but you know
116:20
i wonder how they're doing is it really
116:23
just dream
116:24
and then no they're still doing 2v3s
116:29
it's near true and dream versus them all
116:30
fair enough all right i don't know what
116:32
the [ __ ] to do now
116:34
i kind of feel like is there anything
116:36
else to do they used to all be locked
116:37
off
116:38
that's probably blocked can we do this
116:44
oh i can don't know what it is though
116:50
i guess i lost needs practice a lot i
116:53
don't know what it is
116:54
they all used to be blocked off so i've
116:55
never played these games before
116:58
like parkour warrior wasn't a thing
117:00
parkour tag i remember okay i know
117:02
parkour tag
117:03
parkour warrior what's the top one okay
117:06
let's try and beat george
117:08
is that an hour or is that
117:12
okay holy [ __ ] dream did it in five
117:14
minutes
117:15
javier okay hey
117:18
i can probably beat it i don't know how
117:20
the [ __ ] you would have done it in five
117:22
minutes
117:24
okay well that was like a good first try
117:27
that was a really good first
117:28
run that was pretty decent i don't know
117:31
how on earth someone ever did this in
117:36
a short amount of time holy [ __ ]
117:41
okay wait why is he a girl
117:45
fun
117:50
okay solid good time good time making
117:53
good time on this one
117:54
good time on this one bad time on this
117:57
one it's fine it's fine it's fine
117:58
i i i beat the first one so we can just
118:00
continue
118:04
solid solid good time good time
118:07
someone's at my goddamn door i'm playing
118:10
[ __ ] okay someone's at my door
118:11
holy [ __ ] i've got my phone jesus give
118:13
me a minute
118:59
[ __ ] [ __ ]
119:02
why am i lagging [ __ ] hey oh my god
119:06
hey um i can't yell because my chair my
119:09
window's open
119:10
um my uber driver said that i look very
119:13
nice today
119:14
so that's interesting
119:18
he's leaving yeah he added my food and
119:21
then he said you look very nice today
119:22
and i was like thank you so that was
119:24
good
119:26
god i wish i was the uber driver lol
119:30
yeah there was my my thing was my like
119:33
thing is full of like spiders and [ __ ]
119:34
my like
119:35
patio my porch thing patio my like porch
119:38
you know there's like two doors the
119:40
first door it's like a locked
119:42
room and there's like two big spiders in
119:44
it and i was like i don't want to stand
119:45
here for long because there's spiders
119:46
and he was like
119:48
and then he gave him my food he was like
119:50
he looked very nice today i was like oh
119:51
thanks and i know i'm all itchy now
119:54
because i'm like oh god what if a spider
119:55
touched me
119:56
anyway
119:59
so did your uber driver get girl voice
120:02
when we don't
120:03
no i i just i i was just being normal
120:06
because i'm i'm i'm pretty sure he heard
120:07
me like
120:08
when um i'm pretty sure he heard me when
120:12
i was talking about the uber driver
120:13
because my windows open so they can very
120:15
much hear it
120:16
so mcc tomorrow times trademark i'm not
120:19
in mcc
120:20
i don't know what would lead you to
120:21
believe that i'm a i'm a participating
120:23
member of mcc
120:27
[Music]
120:36
just got a beat george not found just
120:39
got to be george not
120:41
just got to get it in under an hour to
120:42
beat george not found
120:45
just got to be george not found
120:49
okay it's not going too great dream had
120:51
already i think completed it by now
120:54
uh i think dream got it in five minutes
120:57
and then i think ah harvey got it in uh
121:01
12. harvey is like the resident talented
121:05
one
121:06
in my opinion god this one's not
121:10
supposed to be hard this one's like the
121:11
easier one
121:15
bro i'm already making these jumps why
121:18
can i not make them now
121:25
bro how the [ __ ]
121:29
dude i've wasted 30 seconds on this how
121:32
am i gonna win
121:34
i can't make that
121:37
how the [ __ ] do you make that jump
121:41
that's impossible
121:45
it's gotta be um dude a whole minute
121:50
i've just gone by on this
121:53
how do you make this oh like that
122:00
might be oh my god
122:04
i think i did okay for the for the
122:06
circumstances
122:08
i don't know why everyone's mocking me
122:11
it's fine i did good i did great even
122:14
i would say i did one of the best runs
122:17
yeah this is
122:18
i when i was actually playing mcc i
122:20
think it's the one after this that i
122:22
kept getting goofed up on
122:24
this one i failed at like a couple times
122:26
but
122:27
there you go this one is the one that i
122:29
always [ __ ] up
122:34
i think i was here for like multiple
122:36
minutes
122:37
and i've watched so many people just
122:39
speed by it and i half want to get
122:41
better at it
122:42
but i half want to just wipe it from my
122:45
memory
122:51
holy [ __ ] that's definitely the best
122:53
i've ever done on that
122:54
that was insane for me cool
122:59
okay insane oh the best run of the game
123:03
oh okay the best run of the game i mean
123:07
nuts
123:08
it is so difficult to do that one as
123:10
well
123:11
oh [ __ ] okay i go with that last one i
123:13
can tell i goofed that last one
123:19
it's the timing bro you can't just like
123:21
sidestep it you need to like physically
123:22
like
123:23
run to each one
123:26
and it's so difficult because they get
123:28
wider
123:30
to no it's so difficult to know
123:34
where the border is i wish i had like a
123:35
um a hitbox or something that i could
123:38
see
123:39
exactly when i jumped i really need to
123:42
just download hacks
123:46
i think it's easier if you keep running
123:50
but essentially you want to be like more
123:53
sideways i can't [ __ ] do it it's so
123:54
difficult
123:57
which is just the one after this did i
123:58
ever make it through this period of
124:00
did i ever make it through this one
124:03
usually the game just ends before then
124:08
oh okay solid i nailed it great that was
124:11
actually
124:11
one minute that wasn't the
124:15
worst i've ever done
124:18
bearing in mind that i came like i think
124:20
like last place last time we did this
124:26
okay my [ __ ] is clenched so tightly
124:33
okay no i remember doing this i remember
124:35
i remember doing this exact thing
124:38
okay [ __ ] hell is it if you hold
124:40
spacebar you don't go or is it if you
124:45
how the [ __ ] is that possible
124:50
how is that possible i you can't land on
124:52
the edge of the blocker it'll screw you
124:54
but
124:55
come on like right there but how do you
124:57
carry on moving forward
124:59
i think you gotta jump early like then
125:03
yeah okay you gotta jump early like if
125:05
you carry if you carry on sprinting it's
125:07
possible like then
125:09
[ __ ] i can't do it dude climb on the
125:11
grindstone to get more height
125:16
that's a good strategy that i didn't
125:18
know how to use okay
125:25
no i was at the right height i was just
125:26
the wrong angle [ __ ] okay i kind of
125:28
screwed it
125:31
that was good okay thanks for the tip
125:32
boys that was really good
125:34
oh god i gotta do it again what wait
125:37
what it didn't bounce me
125:38
what the [ __ ] i didn't even land on it
125:40
badly i would have heard like a thunk
125:41
if i landed on it badly like that that's
125:45
when i landed it badly what the [ __ ]
125:48
did he got into it yeah i've been in mcc
125:50
before i've just like i'm not in the
125:52
next one
125:52
so i'm sneaking in accidental shift
125:56
possibly dude i have no idea what i'm
126:00
doing here
126:02
okay dream had beaten it by now i just
126:04
want to remind you and it's that big
126:06
it's all the way over there so dream has
126:08
already beaten it and at this point i
126:10
think it was what cbk that had already
126:12
beaten it now
126:14
okay i don't know how i did that but i
126:15
did it
126:21
[ __ ]
126:25
how am i not making that
126:29
like one pixel off how am i not making
126:32
that
126:32
okay i'm like um dream did this thing in
126:36
like five minutes yeah
126:37
okay i gotta jump really early or i'm
126:39
gonna i'm gonna get screwed over here
126:43
yeah like that it's like as soon as i
126:46
popped upon the ladder
126:48
like then this is perfect yep okay got
126:50
it
126:52
you can like not move it's when you
126:55
don't know ah
126:56
[ __ ] okay if i can get this one it's
126:58
gonna be fine but
127:00
like this i can't do this i'm going back
127:04
i think i got screwed let me show you
127:05
what everyone's stats were and then i'm
127:06
gonna pop off this
127:08
uh yeah illumina sorry i was dumb yeah
127:10
illumina cba got it in 16 table got in
127:12
13.
127:13
kappel i'm i i'm almost surprised they
127:15
didn't get it sooner
127:17
fruitbury's got it in 24 dude yeah no
127:19
there's no shot
127:21
not even 10 people have even done it
127:22
look it ends at 7. 10 people haven't
127:24
even completed the thing
127:26
but anyway okay i'm gonna
127:30
i'm gonna be back on uh not minecraft
127:32
now we're going back onto the just
127:34
chatting section
127:35
is your phone okay oh yeah it's fine i
127:37
haven't checked it but it's probably
127:38
fine
127:41
okay
127:45
and there we go uh where is it
127:50
i'm standing on it here it is
127:55
oh my god
127:58
i'm great i did it
128:02
uh so now the rose rose content and
128:05
minecraft content are both female now
128:07
no they're um well we they they're in
128:10
both they're in both
128:11
just live streaming and anything i'm pro
128:13
it's probably going to be rose content
128:15
but minecraft in general no so rose
128:18
taking over the minecraft it is no
128:19
i am going to be in one part of one
128:22
soonish
128:23
like in a month i'm gonna be in half of
128:25
one
128:27
can't be any more broken than before
128:29
right yeah the phone
128:31
iphone repair costs so much money though
128:33
like it's insane how much money it costs
128:35
it's like
128:35
hundreds of dollars to fix the screen
128:38
that's
128:39
it we repaired it at apple it's just the
128:42
worst value for money absolutely
128:45
terrible value for money
128:46
i need a straw okay hey chat
128:50
uh this is like the perfect straw but i
128:53
need to break a trans flag
128:55
or a non-binary flag a non-binary or a
128:59
bi
128:59
flag i was like bye yeah okay which one
129:01
do i do buy flag or translag which one
129:03
of these do i destroy
129:04
to get my red bull
129:08
vote vote on it chat
129:18
use the metal straws don't know where
129:19
they are i don't know where they are
129:21
i've lost him
129:23
they're probably in a thing somewhere
129:24
but i'd have to get up for that
129:26
vote chad which one matters more
129:30
both
129:36
i refuse do it go to the dark side
129:39
get cancelled no no you're gonna get
129:41
cancelled i'm not
129:45
it's like uh [ __ ] both oh
129:49
damn double straw action let me grab my
129:52
uh let me grab my middle straw i think
129:54
it's in over here
129:57
[ __ ] god damn it
130:08
i don't care how dare you my nice new
130:11
metal straw
130:13
from stovamall cake
130:16
not cake not cake
130:24
i was on about the feet bad feet not
130:26
good
130:27
not good bad feet that tastes like metal
130:30
oh god
130:37
probably should have cleaned the straw
130:40
oh that's good but i probably should
130:43
have cleaned the straw
130:46
anyway the metal tastes like metal yes
130:48
yeah
130:49
more mcc oh i'm not in it there's like
130:51
nothing i can do in it
130:53
i like maybe pvp but
130:57
you know i don't know not really my
131:01
thing
131:02
i i can only pvp so much hole in the
131:05
wall
131:06
holy [ __ ] i'll play hole in the wall yep
131:09
clean before use
131:10
yeah probably should have because i
131:11
immediately tasted like ah
131:13
it tastes a bit like you know like
131:15
machining oil a little bit like that
131:18
oh i kind of want to do this this is not
131:20
a minecraft stream i just want to do
131:22
this
131:24
what are they talking about okay i kind
131:26
of want to do this
131:28
hole in the wall i want to play hole in
131:30
the wall
131:33
where's hole in the wall oh hey this is
131:36
cool
131:40
this sucks this is [ __ ] this is awful
131:42
i hate that
131:43
that was this is a terrible game mode at
131:45
least you're saving the turtles
131:47
i think it's just to end it faster for
131:49
the turtles
131:50
i [ __ ] hate this game i [ __ ] hate
131:52
this game
131:54
comically bound stuff i'm like no i
131:55
walked away
132:00
why do i have so little space i can't do
132:02
it
132:03
i have so little space to do it i
132:05
haven't even made it through one
132:07
[ __ ]
132:12
[Music]
132:17
broke i'm a pro gamer what the [ __ ]
132:21
okay there we go i did one i made it
132:23
through one let's go
132:27
i jump i [ __ ] hate everything finn
132:30
just ignored wave rider and me feels bad
132:31
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm doing things
132:34
i will i will read
132:38
okay nailed it what in the [ __ ]
132:42
how'd they make it like that okay okay
132:49
oh ah
132:52
what i feel like i cheated there
133:00
what is happening right now i'm
133:02
glitching throughout all of them
133:04
this still counts oh my god
133:16
okay what was my time i think i did okay
133:20
the bottom price is five minutes
133:22
illuminant did it for one hour
133:25
okay he's gotta have glitched that out
133:27
there's no way that was actually he got
133:29
it for an hour
133:30
like did he just sit over here or
133:32
something no how the [ __ ] did he do it
133:34
for an hour
133:37
oh wait do you reckon you could like
133:39
bump yourself
133:40
out the map
133:43
like if i if you if there was a
133:44
staircase one could reckon you could
133:46
like get out like that
133:52
what there's gotta be a way to do that
133:54
there's gotta be a way to glitch this
133:55
out anyway
133:56
illumina has no life for a used auto
133:58
jump the guy the guy's hacking he's
134:00
hacking
134:01
it's gotta be there's no other way no
134:02
[ __ ] way i know i don't know he did
134:04
it
134:05
bounced off the walls what
134:09
i'll take it oh i'm not i'm missing dude
134:19
why is it like everyone that i shouldn't
134:21
have got i got and then everyone that i
134:23
should i missed
134:24
the [ __ ] bounce off the walls
134:28
like can i just okay that works
134:35
but it didn't work twice i'm so confused
134:38
by this bro okay i've got no like any
134:40
like a lighter or anything like that i
134:42
can't like [ __ ] glitch it
134:45
yeah you gotta like run forward at it
134:47
how are you gonna
134:48
how did he survive for an hour
134:52
this one
134:57
i hate everything okay i'm done with
134:59
that i'm done i'm done with that one
135:01
i don't know how i'm no i'm not gonna
135:03
get like a five minute run for that
135:06
i managed to get like 40 seconds was my
135:08
record
135:11
solid though 46 seconds and i'm rage
135:13
quitting
135:16
oh my god oh
135:19
yeah rage quit yeah anyway
135:23
hey boys how are we doing today how's
135:24
your your quitter boo i know but i'm not
135:26
in mcc it doesn't count
135:29
beat dream pvp i love all of your
135:31
content keep it up six months
135:35
if i could beat you
135:36
[Music]
135:38
hell yeah sorry i kind of do want to try
135:41
i kind of do want to try but everyone's
135:44
trying to beat dream pvp i think he's
135:46
like i think he's doing 3v1s right now
135:48
yeah look yeah he's doing 3v1s
135:54
and he's winning look
135:58
he's he's already killed two of them
136:04
[Music]
136:07
love your content rose
136:14
wanna do 1v4
136:18
want to do 1v4 i can always join the red
136:24
[ __ ] it let's see if i annoy anyone with
136:27
this
136:28
yeah yeah okay sweet
136:32
oh god wait no it's three again why
136:34
where'd the other one go there should be
136:35
another one
136:39
[ __ ] it i guess i'm gonna beat dream
136:42
he's been winning time to make him lose
136:49
hit him [ __ ] me holy [ __ ]
136:53
i didn't even see him what the [ __ ] yeah
136:56
no i can't win i got a hit on him though
137:01
i got jesus christ
137:12
i almost feel like there should be like
137:14
music behind just some like
137:16
dramatic music
137:21
how could he win this
137:25
i know he's going to but i don't know
137:29
how
137:30
holy [ __ ] he lost it was all because of
137:32
me i got one hit on him
137:34
he said gg the man says gg after like
137:38
killing like most of us [ __ ] hell
137:41
i'll let them pick their classes and
137:42
[ __ ] can get this one
137:45
what the [ __ ] how are these people not
137:48
terrified
137:50
he was low because of you yeah yeah yeah
137:52
it was exactly that do you regen in this
137:54
probably not
137:54
it was definitely because of me i think
137:57
okay
138:00
he strives to go for that potion i'm
138:01
gonna try and get the potion before him
138:03
early stop him from it
138:09
yeah they didn't get the pot yeah it's
138:11
over dream it's over
138:20
i was thrown into lava by finn i killed
138:22
my teammate
138:23
i killed my teammate i guess that was
138:25
pretty good
138:26
yeah when he doesn't get that pot he's
138:27
kind of screwed
138:30
like we all just charged him in one area
138:32
i'm gonna be a bit more fair because i
138:33
don't think
138:34
i don't think even dream could take just
138:35
like three people just in man
138:38
like me like pvp
138:41
dude it's an own goal yeah what the [ __ ]
138:44
oh yeah there's one over there hey buddy
138:46
i ducked your arrow
138:49
where can i shoot through this gap
138:56
why do i have a crossbow [ __ ] why do i
139:00
have a crossbow
139:06
get him i killed him i killed dream i
139:09
killed dream let's go
139:12
popping off king let's go i i feel like
139:16
it i'm not gonna be the one to say gg or
139:18
i'm gonna like
139:18
oh okay hi three 1v4 okay so we got a
139:22
1v4 oh [ __ ] this one okay sorry cool
139:27
oh my god we got a 1v4 baby we got a 1v4
139:30
manhunt it's manhunt
139:34
[Music]
139:45
how do you miss that oh dude like it was
139:49
just catherine there
139:54
man hunt
140:01
this is fun okay [ __ ] it we're just
140:03
killing dream over and over again i'm
140:05
down
140:08
i'll take the crossbow then i guess i'm
140:09
the i guess i'm team captain
140:12
dead dream haha join the vc i don't
140:15
think they're in a vc
140:16
i think they're like the vc's like the
140:18
dream smp vc
140:24
i shouldn't have done this i shouldn't
140:25
have done this i don't want to be in
140:27
melee with dream
140:29
it's like the one place i'll [ __ ] up
140:40
oh [ __ ] i thought that said he died
140:45
really yep [ __ ] i don't want it dude
140:50
if you're close to him you're dead holy
140:52
[ __ ] he won
140:53
what the [ __ ] that's terrifying
140:57
that's terrifying yeah no win dude
141:00
ah it's another dude this is a manhunt
141:04
but like opposite
141:06
oh he's in the dream has been there okay
141:09
i'll check it out one sec let me just
141:11
make sure that it's a thing i don't want
141:12
to leak anything
141:14
oh yeah nikki okay they are there one
141:16
sec
141:18
maybe girl is the more realistic
141:20
occupation after all
141:21
[Music]
141:25
finally i can be instead of being in the
141:27
uh
141:28
instead of being an mcc i can be bimbo
141:32
you could pray
141:43
oh he's dead i feel mean
141:49
yeah as soon as they're blocked off into
141:50
there it's over
141:54
okay let me join the vc one sec i can't
141:56
show you
141:57
i can't i don't want to leak anything
142:00
okay can i crack now i can actually
142:03
throw potions and not hit myself
142:05
hey oh this feels mean i can't tell if
142:08
we're hunting him or he's hunting us
142:10
it changes every time yeah yeah it's
142:13
it's 50 50 here
142:20
okay we got this
142:22
[Music]
142:28
wait there's two now oh yeah there's two
142:31
now
142:31
oh no cub fan's scary too oh
142:36
no all right i'm doing some big parkour
142:37
thing got a pot on him that's about it
142:39
okay okay
142:43
oh my god why is he so fast how scared
142:46
should i be of cub by the way
142:47
i don't oh
142:57
it's unfair why do they get two players
142:59
this is upsetting i don't like this
143:00
where's the one that's what i've been
143:02
calling for
143:06
okay they usually separate if we get to
143:08
the parts before them i feel like we
143:10
always win
143:11
it's the parts that make the game should
143:13
we just rush two on both sides and
143:15
i'm very bad with sword pvp
143:48
i'm confused by this minecraft thing
143:51
okay
143:55
nice guys let's go we're cracked hell
143:59
yeah
144:00
okay i'm deafening for one sec okay
144:03
listen i don't wanna i don't wanna like
144:05
if they're streaming i can't tell if
144:06
they're streaming
144:07
i don't wanna like be weird on their
144:09
stream so i don't wanna like yell around
144:10
and stuff
144:11
okay someone else can take the okay
144:13
nikki can take the crossbow
144:15
okay anyone
144:18
do you think we actually have a chance
144:19
against this guy i just want to kill
144:21
dream
144:23
a couple more times i want to prove it
144:25
to myself that it can be done
144:29
shouldn't have done that move okay
144:33
oh [ __ ] near to died and i'm gonna die
144:35
to dream if i'm staying here
144:36
okay it's the line of sight bam bam
144:40
don't shoot me oh okay i got like two
144:43
three hits on him he should be low as
144:44
heck
144:45
okay did they did oh no it's two left
144:53
okay i'm gonna uh i feel like i'm gonna
144:55
do this one
144:56
is my last one and i'm gonna pop off and
144:58
i'm gonna leave
145:00
okay i'm gonna go back to just chatting
145:02
after this so i'm gonna
145:03
i'm gonna try we're gonna try our
145:04
hardest to win this one okay
145:06
okay okay wait i need to join i was
145:09
looking for music
145:10
what music are you guys listening to uh
145:13
music from persona because it's jazzy
145:15
and fun
145:15
ah and i think it's copyright safe oh no
145:19
i think my chat decided my time has
145:21
decided the steady beat of me beating
145:23
dream into lava
145:24
that's what i'm listening to
145:29
okay oh he's
145:32
not playing oh he's afk
145:36
i'll take this opportunity yes i respect
145:39
it
145:41
the equivalent of giving that's the
145:43
wrong song
145:46
he's making me waste all my arrows i
145:48
don't like this
145:56
ah one day i won't fall into like
146:00
what the [ __ ] i
146:04
i did bad i did real bad i did real real
146:06
bad
146:08
gg boys oh my god
146:12
that's my last game okay oh god raid
146:16
what what the [ __ ] was the raid
146:17
i'm so sorry i don't why would you come
146:20
in now when i died hello raiders i'm
146:22
busy i'm dying
146:26
i'm upset i shouldn't be drinking red
146:29
bull at this time of night raid shadow
146:31
legends
146:32
oh my god that was so
146:35
incredibly terrible that was so bad
146:39
that was going to be my last last round
146:41
and i still
146:42
somehow died while he was afk rebel with
146:45
a straw it's the best way to drink red
146:46
bull
146:47
okay this is like noon with your sleep
146:49
schedule
146:50
yeah honestly i woke up at like five so
146:53
it's not too bad
146:54
that's my uh thing
146:58
where's my media shares i want to see
147:02
there they are okay let's see you've
147:05
donated before let's see if there's a
147:07
thing
147:07
if it's any good ah well you know what i
147:10
guess he does
147:11
you know i was actually thinking this
147:13
could be a chance for you to finally
147:15
make things right
147:16
what what do you mean well you do have a
147:18
son that you were never there for
147:20
this is your opportunity to do things
147:21
differently oh
147:23
maybe you're right i suppose i could
147:26
give it a try
147:28
there you go oh dick really likes you
147:31
i like dick ah you like dick his name's
147:34
not
147:34
dick you idiot it's finn
147:37
what the [ __ ] okay that i i i the joke
147:41
was in the title so i saw it coming but
147:42
i didn't see the last bit
147:44
god the come man why the [ __ ] is the
147:46
come anything we've come in is age-gated
147:49
the [ __ ]
148:10
oh
148:12
[Music]
148:14
why would they code that into the thing
148:16
you know all those helmets are like
148:17
they're all
148:18
they're like pre-done voice lines not
148:19
them saying it they
148:21
disney pre-coded that as a thing oh yeah
148:24
you know just press this button in the
148:25
helmet
148:26
or something and it'll say [ __ ] you to
148:28
the person holding the lights up
148:29
it'll ruin their entire dreams
148:33
interesting yeah like that's not like
148:35
that's not like a thing that he's saying
148:36
again oh [ __ ] hell
148:38
the poor guy the poor guy disney is
148:41
really
148:43
terrible corporation
148:47
dude anything it's age-gated everything
148:49
with cam in it
148:50
you got it's not pre-recorded that's
148:52
gotta be pre uh pre-recorded pre-code
148:55
it's gotta be
148:55
it's like those old like darth vader
148:57
masks there's no way they're actually
148:58
saying it
149:02
you're telling me every one of them are
149:03
like professional voice actors
149:06
nah anyway please do not donate things
149:09
with [ __ ] in it
149:10
not that it's bad i just want to watch
149:12
it and i can't
149:13
it won't let me what's this one
149:18
i think this one was from
149:27
i'm glad i was able to be the mascot for
149:29
dreaming harvey say my name again
149:31
[ __ ] hell nice
149:35
voice changed no but my voice has always
149:38
been this way
149:39
so sorry can i just do this
149:42
horse walks into bar barman says why the
149:45
long face
149:47
horse says what barman says oh it's a
149:49
joke i mean the horse says yeah i've
149:51
heard it before uh firstly the long face
149:53
is a genetic disposition
149:54
being that i am in fact a horse and
149:56
barman says okay look it was just a joke
149:58
and horse says secondly
149:59
frankly i'd rather be a horse than a
150:01
glorified drink dispensing machine
150:03
working in a dive like this you
150:04
degenerate little squirrels
150:06
do you want to watch it well yeah barman
150:09
says
150:09
uh so you want a drink or of course
150:13
yeah i do want to watch it where is it
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oh you just don't know the hand things
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faster than brain thing
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i do want to watch the i want to watch
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the come and i'm not allowed to watch
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the come
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my windows open [ __ ]
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anyway i've got a good plan for the next
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stream by the way i i think i was going
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to end off around here
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but one of your eyelashes trying to
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escape they aren't they can't
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they're [ __ ] like on me if i pulled
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hard my eyelashes will come out
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they're not eyelash strips they're like
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eyelash extensions
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where are you
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wait that was cool that was really
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[ __ ] that was really cool
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that was really dope what was that edit
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from that's sick rambo
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[ __ ] sake that was that was a good
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edit anyway i'm gonna end it off here we
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stream for like one and a half hours
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i kind of feel like no is getting
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mischief right today damn no i'm so
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sorry
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i need i need to get like um i need to
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wake up earlier for these
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because oh my god whenever it's in the
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morning i don't feel like i'm in the
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same vibe you know what i mean but i'm
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gonna be streaming tomorrow
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if i if i'm not streaming a hot tub
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stream tomorrow
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i don't know i will definitely stream
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tomorrow but
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look forward for a hot tub stream soon
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also i think warden
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got finished with one of the highlight
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channel edits
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she gave it a quick run over and i
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haven't seen it yet but i will be
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reviewing it maybe a new highlight
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channel will be up soon a highlight
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video will be up soon so we'll see
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anyway boys i'll see you in the next one
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pete oh yeah
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[ __ ] plus me and pissastic uh doing
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something don't know when but we're
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doing something
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anyway i will see you next time boys i'm
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gonna have fun with my
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knives my various connives and i'll see
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you there maybe i'll record a little bit
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extra for a megal maybe i'll edit the
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video for omegle finally anyway
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i'll see you next time boys peace
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i need to do that with my hair back